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Old thread: >>3686335

I can't think in a good topic so here you have a cute ponae how was her name, again?
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>>3689890
Isn't it Polly?
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>>3686335

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>>3689890
Isn't her name Surprise?
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> A PEDOHPILE DESERVES RESPECT
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>rape
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>>3689890
Penke Pi!
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>>3689941
>implying a single zealot is worth jack shit
Rainbow Dash confirmed worst unit

>implying she wouldn't be a phoenix
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>teats
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/43070/Fluttery-One

2.3 pone done
Criticise pls, I tried using shorter sentences more. I should probably break myself out of my habit of extending sentences to make them feel 'right'.
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>>3689932
Hiy- err, hello hello!
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Rollin'

Evens - Work on art
Odds - Work on the project
Dubs - Work on sleep
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My favorite part of a pony is its personality
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>>3689961
What project?
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Derpibooru has become just an unusable piece of shit.
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>>3689895
Hello hello again again
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http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_july_2012

Check out those contributions
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I want to draw like that.
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>>3689952
Is there sex?
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>>3689965
Pone card game.
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HEY whoever needed help setting up old MSN

here is some help

>>3689907
The values at the bottom should have an extra 0 in them (before the 308), and use decimals
It should look like this
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>>3689951
>uropygial glands
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Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
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>>3689975
>Rating: Everyone
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Hi.
I've been up for about 16 hours and have run out of energy to do anything productive.
So what's going on in here?
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>>3689983
Aww yeah!
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>>3689958
Who's a silly pony?
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>>3689966
It certainly has. Why change something that works?
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>>3689982
What's this for?
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>>3689978
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>3689975
Yeah
I wasn't planning for the sex to take up so much, but then it somehow fit into the 'theme' of sorts I had throughout the fic

>>3689985
Whoops
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>>3689974
Then work on it.
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>>3689983
Where on a pone do you think they would be located?
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>>3689996
It's for installing the old version of MSN messenger, before they took out the handwriting tool
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>>3689998
Can you paste the sex scene(s) on pastebin? Too much words.
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what have you people done?! do not believe OP's lies.
i come from a world outside this place, i come from a world full of pone.

why don’t you tell them the truth OP? tell them the truth that you deny even to yourself?
there was no mass ban from /co/! you dived into the piss that you created and nothing can save you because you’re already damned!

complain about me? that’s your answer? complain about anything you’re afraid of, complain about anything you can’t control.

OP uses your fear to control you. she lead you to >rape Sweetie Belle, she lead you to >rape an innocent filly.
but you will not deny your guilt,
and you cannot deny pone's pain!

no, it is you who have sinned. you darkened the heart of an innocent ponoe and now you cower in the face of Sweetie’s revenge.

your general brings death!
you are alone in this limbo, and goddess Celestia is not here.
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>>3690018
Are you for real?
Just fucking read it
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>>3689998
Oh well, let's take a look
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>>3689982
it worked

thank you glidder guu
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>>3690013
Hey GG, I added you on MSN a while ago, but you haven't accepted yet. I guess you don't want to be friends with a worthless nobody like me, huh?
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>>3690018
>autism
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>>3689976
what?
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>>3689974
It feels like I should leave ponies behind long time ago and start working on other stuff than clean lines and cellshading. I don't really want to go all in and leave my comfort zone.
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>>3690018
But the >feels are the point, the sex is just an addon
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>>3690018
Haha, what?
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>>3690018
I'm dying here
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>>3690036
>cellshading
I love it, don't stop doing it. It's cartoony and really nice if done well

I loved TF2's original art style
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>>3690035
LK (and friends?) are making a pony card game of sorts that's akin to MTG if I remember correctly.
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>>3690032
I haven't gotten any requests lately. Try again?
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>>3690036
i know that feel

i'm afraid to even colour my drawings
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>>3689974
Draw lots of circles, anon.
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>>3690057
Was the mail address you posted in the email field earlier the correct one?
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>>3690021
>>3690039
Yes? This is really too much words for me atm, I'm too tired.

Well, whatever, I wasn't really interested that much anyway.
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>>3690065
should be
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What the fuck is wrong with the general?
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>>3690067
Just ctrl+f interesting words and check if it's this part.
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>>3690074
Huh, that's the one I added. I guess I'll just try again then. Maybe msn messed something up.
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>>3690076
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>>3690057
You said that Trillian works, yeah?

>>3690035
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>>3690049
Yes. At the moment it's just an Anon and I working on hashing out the rules and some cards. I'm gonna get some prototyping done soon if I'm able.
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>>3690018
>>3690067
Here you go!

http://pastebin.com/rGLwTRqs
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>>3689952
I like it, writer. I don't see anything wrong with it, though I suck at critiquing writing. I love how you did not just rush in the sex part yet.

>>3690018
Read the fic, you lazy faggot.
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>>3690087
>You said that Trillian works, yeah?
I'm not sure if it does, but people said it did
Last time I used it -- which was years ago admittedly -- it didn't
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>>3690090
>http://pastebin.com/rGLwTRqs
that was a fun joke, anon XDXDXD
ur good
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>>3690057
I tried again, using Trillian this time.
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>>3690099
As long as nothing looks too out of place then, thanks!

And that's the point, the sex is just an addition to waifu feels. I was originally planning to go without, but as I wrote I came up with an idea for some sort of theme and ran with it

Normally I have pones in missionary, but Fluttershy is from behind for a reason
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>>3690122
I got one and I said hi
but if that wasn't you I dunno what to say
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>>3690087
I'm looking forward to see whatever comes of this.
I've just started to get into MTG with a couple friends, you have good timing.
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>>3690087
>>3690101
I installed the Trillian made account and currently am walking in mist blindfolded. I have no idea about MSN and Tri stuff and if those can even connect to eachother but I sent invite to gg which he can't see I think. We can try other way around I guess
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>>3690142
>>3690122

Have you tried inverting the tachyon pulse and diverting main power to the deflector grid?
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>>3690127
I haven't gotten any messages as far as I can tell, and you are still listed as offline, so I guess not. I'll try removing you and adding again.
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That was a sweet story BDN
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>>3690161
just gimme yours faggot
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>>3690151
>tachyon pulse
People are still using that? It's like 2009 all over again.
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>>3690142
He didn't get yours either?
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>>3690124
I really liked it

A few spelling mistakes towards the end

>Wordlessly again, you tow lie under the autumn tress
and
ou stay over for the night, seeing as hr house is closer.
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>>3690151

Geordi Laforge pls go
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>>3689952
> Yay."
> "That's nice."
> fluttershy is a tree

us bronies, amirite?
that is not how you do in-character
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>>3690190
Fixed, thanks.
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>>3690209
To be fair it is something that they joke about in the show, twice.
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>>3690151
Yes, twice it happened to open hole in the multiverse. I thought it's actually a rip but not it closed up nicely.

Uh damn. I gotta go. I'll figure this stuff out later.
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>>3690209
I wanted to show her idly commenting on whatever you say, but not really participating and preferring to listen. I think I'm blissfully unaware of the 'bronyness' of those terms and I never referred to her as a tree.
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>>3690222
That's the whole point. if you think writing something in character is to blatantly copy the show, well.. I have news for you.
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>>3690209

>coerced by pacce into reading my little dashie because he's curious about its popularity
>mfw the author continually uses the 'exploded twice' joke
>mfw everytime he does it he steps outside the narration to literally describe it as 'the brony meme'
>mfw every subsequent time he uses it he does the same fucking thing but actually apologises for using it again (but still does so anyway)
>my fucking face when
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>>3690140
Really hoping I can deliver. It's been a lot of fun thinking up stuff so far. Gonna need as much feedback as possible on all of it, though, so I'll post this thing yet again.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uxoFb2m1233sr5M7vMhY0ZDR1RI2J7MWxotsqgFxaqc/edit
Sorry for whoring it out so much.
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>>3690234
To be fair she doesn't have much of a character.
I'm kidding I didn't read it, it just sounded like you were writing it off for the wrong reasons, but you're right
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>>3690233
"Tree" only came in once in the search and its not the show reference either. So yeah, I agree.
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>>3690142
>Trillian>Manage Accounts>Add new account>Add your MSN account>Trillian>Add contact>Account:*whateveryourmsnis*>enter GG's address>Add
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>>3690253
Please do I want someone to point out weak points and shit in my writing
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>>3690245
i stopped reading that when he apologised for using it the 2nd time

because fuck that shit
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>>3690233
I used "tree" as exaggeration to make my point more clear in case I didn't manage to make it easily understandable (since I suck at english). But I hope you've got the point. personally, I'd try to achieve your idea without using these cliche.
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>>3690273
I don't usually read this kind of thing, but I literally have nothing better to do since I apparently don't work today.

okay...pony erotic fanfiction take 1
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I don't want to attention whore or anything, I just wanted to say this.

I have been really depressed lately, and nothing was helping. I had reached the point where ending everything seemed like a great option.

I rewatched "A Friend In Deed", and Pinkie's 'Smile Song' made me genuinely smile for the first time in months.

I wanted to say thank you to Pinkie Pie, and I want to say thank you to everypony out there the has created such a powerful emotional mindset for such a great show.
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>>3690277

Did you read the part where the narrator tried to sell the notion that Rainbow Dash was his favourite pony because 'my dead mother (boohoo;_;) once drew a picture and it had a rainbow in it'

>my fucking face when
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>>3690245
Oh god it's true. What kind of writing is this?
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>>3690299
>not listening to Smile every morning when you get up.

Nigga...
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>>3690299
What is, copy and paste from pony chan
I'll take "Please God no more" for $800 Alex.
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>>3690273
Post the sex scene only, I will read it and try to give some feedback.
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>>3690299
Not sure if this is ponychan or youtube
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>>3690284
I have to admit, "Yay" and "That's Nice" are things I say when I'm listening to a friend talk but am too tired to respond properly or otherwise. I'm no brony I've been using them since before the show. I just imagined Fluttershy would do something similar. I don't even remember if she said 'That's nice' in the show or not.

>>3690293
Thanks anon I love you
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>>3690299
>"Smile Smile Smile" making you happy
>not depressed as fuck because of all those lies
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>kick it
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>>3690325
But when you talk to the friend or someone else it is not in the context of a show, it is a casual conversation, not a fanfic.
In case with fanfiction based on MLP it is really noticeable. At last to me. I'd try to make it more authentic, I guess. But not so authentic as NTSTSTSTSTST does, though.
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>>3690364
Is that some sort of dragon/pone hybrid?
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>>3690328
>that feel when Pinkie Pie doesn't actually love to see you smile
>that feel when you're really not so special to her
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>>3690323
"Turn around, and spread your legs," the spear-marked guard ordered plainly. A hint of impatience in his voice, but still so flat. His armor was unclasped. The croupiere was coming off. The young orange pony stared at the stallion. She gulped nervously, but kept a firm expression. She knew where they were going.
"No," AJ said, staring him down.
"We can do this the easy way or the hard way," the club offered with a faint smirk.
"We don't want to hurt you," the sword said, sounding almost genuine.
"Spread your legs, or we'll spread them for you." The spear grinned, stepping right up to AJ. He was so close she could feel his breath on her face. But she didn't shrink back. Didn't even blink.
"I ain't afraid a'you." She spat.
The spear smiled. His expression broke for the first time, a wide, plain grin extending across his pale face. His wings unfurled. "Guess it's the hard way, then. Boys?"
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>>3690341
[1]
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>>3690307
>>3690245
Speaking of faggot fanfics
I am sorely tempted to write something that could surpass MLD in faggot fanfics
H-h-here I go

My younger sister and I go to Equestria as pones. We have to eke out a living and she has to go to school while I work, and adventures happen. Mainly waifu fantasies for me but it's interesting as hell to think about what could happen
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>tfw you find out the last girl you dated (five years ago) turned butch lesbian shortly after breaking up with you
>tfw dating you is so horrible it makes women hate your entire gender
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>>3690328
Now, THAT post is a lie
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>>3690370
A crystal pony I'm guessing.
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>>3690373
They were on her in a second. AJ was a strong earth pony and spent her days exercising and working in the fields, but the three stallions were larger than she, older, trained. Tough. Too tough. She struggled against them, but it was in vain.
For a moment, the only sounds were the scuffling of hay and soft, muffled grunting as the four ponies tussled, grappling. When it was over, she found her shoulders pinned by the club, her head down, the side of her face pressed hard against the hay-scattered dirt floor. Her hat had been knocked off, lying nearby, upside-down. She felt the others moving behind her. Felt hooves on her ankles, rudely shoving her legs apart. Felt her tail being yanked painfully, pulled aside to uncover her rear, exposing her in the dim light. She blushed and scowled, baring her teeth. She tried to stand, but the hooves on her back kept her pinned.
"Y'ain't nothin' but a bunch a'thugs!" she cried angrily.
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>>3690307
no

when i said i stopped reading i really did.

i hated his emo faggotry attitude as well "oh no this town is dying and the sky is grey *cry fall out*"
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>>3690381
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>>3690381
Or she realized she'll never meet another guy like you and figured no use tryin.

Should ask her to call you a dweeb
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>been trying to download MSN messenger this whole time
>nothing works at all
>cant even find the messenger when i download and install straight from where it tells me to get it
>everything's broken to shit, I don't even know what it wants me to do anymore

what the fuck seriously
I knew i didn't want to get involved in this program for a reason but I can't resist drawing while chatting
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>>3690328
>happy during the song
>still happy
>"She's not real"
>back to depression
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>>3690391
Equestria is the true land of the rising sun
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>>3690372
>tfw Pinkie feeds on smiles like a changeling feeds on love
>tfw you're just another meal
>tfw fuck smiling
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>>3690381
if only you'd had let her peg you
it didn't have to be this way
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>>3690408
Apple just try trillian.
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>>3690407
Shameless wish-fulfillment fantasy really, since it'll include waifuing.
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>>3690408
Install Pidgin.
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Hey guys remember when this was drawn?
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>>3690377
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>>3690408
ugh dont bother with msn. i couldt get anything out when trying it with GG just then. kept giving me shitty errors even after it finished installing
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>>3690352
The only one I even linked with the show is "Yay". Did she even say "That's Nice" in the show?
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>>3690390
Behind her, the spear was enjoying the sight of the young earth pony utterly bared before him. He nosed along the curve of her toned ass, along her muscular thighs. Again he inhaled deeply and shuddered, sighing. Warm breath against her flanks. Over her thighs. Under her tail, and over her naked mound, her most private part. She grumbled and tried to force her way back up, but still, couldn't get out from under the three guards that held her down.
"Holy cow," one of the guards behind her murmured in awe, "she's got an incredible pussy." AJ turned redder and scowled.
"Clean and tight," the other agreed, talking about her as though she weren't even there. "Smooth as a peach."
"Or an apple," the first joked, lamely.
"Looks good enough to eat." He grinned.
The spear closed his eyes, leaning in, and flicked his strong tongue out between her thighs, right across Applejack's tender little lips. She jumped, not expecting that kind of touch, and certainly not used to the wet, warm sensation. She wasn't able to move much, but she startled visibly. The guards all chuckled. They were so amused by her plight.
"Hey!" she protested with an angry shout, her hind legs shaking just slightly.
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>>3690436
In Suited for Success.
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>>3690437
The spear just planted his hooves against her flanks and went back to work, licking firmly up and down her pink little slit. She stiffened up, eyes widening at the intrusive sensation, and strained to move her hindquarters away from the lascivious guard. It was no use. He held her there tight and kept licking against firmly her, his tongue running the length of her lips, front to back as she lay there with her ass high in the air. He ran the tip of his tongue over her tiny little love button, and she jerked her hips forward, the electric sensation catching her off-guard. He pressed in more firmly, parting her pert lips around his tongue and sliding the tip upward, tasting her intimately.
"Gah!" She gasped, wide-eyed. She'd never felt anything like it before. If she wasn't so disgusted she might have had a chance to enjoy it.

"She tastes even better than she smells," the spear-marked guard sighed happily, leaning back. He wiped his face with one hoof and stood up.
AJ struggled still, trying to buck the club off her back. But he was too heavy, too firm. All she could focus on was her defiance. She couldn't even think about what they'd just done. Or what they were surely about to do. She grunted and strained, but she couldn't move him. "Get off me, you lug!"
"Maybe if you get me off first," he grinned back. It wasn't a particularly clever play on words.
"Thugs! Lowlifes! Apple-pickin' deegenerates!" She cried, nearly thrashing.
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>>3690445
"You'd better close your mouth," the spear advised from behind her with a cocky grin. "Otherwise we might have to gag you."
"Huh huh huh, yeah," the club chuckled beside her. He shifted slightly, parting his hind legs, keeping his fore legs pinning AJ's shoulders. She glanced sideways at him, meeting his lusty, cruel gaze, then followed his eyes down. Her blush rose and a look of nervousness and fear suddenly crossed her face. An immense, dark erection stood out before her, poking out from beneath the seated club, only a few inches from her freckled young face. She stared for a second, watching the oversized thing twitching in the dim light, then glanced away sharply. She bit her lip. She groaned uncomfortably. But she didn't yell.
"That's better," the spear grinned. He reared up, planted his hooves on either side of AJ's raised hips. She knew what was coming, even before she felt the slicked tip of the guard's eager cock pressing against her. She was already wet. Not because she wanted it. Of course not. He had given her very enthusiastic lip service. He had gotten her ready for this. She scowled, struggled. She felt him starting to press in against her, her neat little lips around his tip. He didn't waste time. He didn't warm up. He just began to press in forcefully, lined up right at her virgin entrance.
"Damn you!" she cried, throwing out the strongest swear she knew.
And then it went in.
She yelped, dug her fore hooves into the hay. The sensation was sharp, painful, and sudden. She exhaled with a whimper. Tears formed in her eyes as the pain made her wince, but she bit her tongue hard and forced them back.
"Is she cherry?" the club asked.
"She was," the spear grinned back from his mounted position.
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>>3690377
I remember you
You've been talking about this for months
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>>3690448
He wasn't very deep inside her. She was tight, and her muscular build only added to that resistance. She was tense and stubborn and a little scared, and wasn't making it easier for him. But he continued, grinding towards her, thrusting in without pulling out. With every move he forced himself in deeper, never giving an inch back. It was slow, forceful, awkward. But he was enjoying every second of it, grinning proudly from his mounted pose as if he were atop a winner's podium. Beneath him, Applejack groaned, clenching her teeth. He wasn't as big as she'd feared, but she had nothing to compare him to. She was struggling to buck him off, but her efforts grew weaker and weaker as he slid that awful thing deeper inside her. She knew that it would hurt less, that it would be easier if she just relaxed. But she couldn't. On principal she couldn't give in, not the slightest bit.
Finally, she realized, he had gone as far as he could. She groaned quietly as he began to grind his hips against her backside, hooves around her waist, pulling her back against him. He moaned, out of his mind with pleasure, nearly shaking. He leaned forward, his head down beside hers. She didn't look back at him.
"What's the matter, little filly?" he asked cruelly, whispering hotly into her ear. "Still don't realize where you are, do you?"
Applejack scowled, bit her tongue, scraped her hooves on the floor. "Do what y'want," she spat from behind clenched teeth and watering eyes. "Y'won't make me scream. I ain't gonna give you the pleasure."
The white stallion laughed, rubbing his head against her. He still wore his metal helmet, cold against her neck. He moaned right in her ear, nipping at it, and she felt goosebumps suddenly race down her back.
"We'll see about that."
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Wait wait wait, isn't this from Rarity's generous plan?
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>>3690373
>>3690390
>>3690437
>>3690445
>>3690448
>>3690454

>What is pastebin
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What's going on
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>>3690455
Im now happy that I never read it.
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>>3690455
It is.
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>>3690453
I just admitted it as a fantasy
But now I'm tempted to write it just to see what happens
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>>3690462
I'm actually kinda surprised, it seems pretty well written for a fapfic.
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>>3690455
I don't know what the fuck is going anymore.
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GUYS WHY IS IT DOWN

WHAT'S GOING ON
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ded
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Why bother spamming an entire fic in the general?
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>>3690481
Holy shit it is down.
I think they finally pulled the plug.
Goodnight, sweet Prince. ;_;
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>>3690487
Oh this isn't the entire fic. It's just an excerpt from Chapter 2.
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Guess its time to play video games then.

See ya later MLPG
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>>3690487
>entire fic
It's just a rape part of one of 5 chapter long fic.
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>>3690498
Oh okay. But it's still a bit on the long side to be posted directly in the thread.
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>>3690481
>>3690493
oh. oh god. Someone archived it or something, right? It's not all gone forever, right? Oh god my adolescence.
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>>3690504
Probably to point a middle finger to that lazy anon.
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"Hurry up and get this over with, I got apples to buck."
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>>3690510
>>3690481
>>3690493
It's not down, you panicky idiots.
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>>3690510
Reece's Pieces anon. Let it rest quietly.

Dont worry, the dream lives on in Aquabats.
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>>3690481
It's working fine for me.
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>>3690455
What happened to it's author, anyway?
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>>3690526
He still posts in the General, sometimes.
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Ponychan is down?!
N-no....
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>>3690526
GG is its author.
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>>3690536
Is it?
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>>3690481
I dun get it - what is down?
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3690539
Not sure if joking or serious.
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>>3690466
how do you get drawings in trillian

all im getting is the im menu
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>>3690526
>MAN JIMMY THESE ICE POPS ARE SO RAD
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>>3690556
There is a toolbar icon above the area where you type in text that changes the text field into a drawing canvas. Looks like a pencil i think.
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Is that anon who offered to read 2.3 fic still here
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>>3690408
>people still use MSN messenger
But why.
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>>3690547
fuck you, she has a heart of gold
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>>3690325
Sorry if any of this got pointed out before
1st paragraph Line 2: Change to " ...with cool breezes to make sure it never becomes too hot, a perfect balance with results that almost never happen."
2nd paragraph last sentence: "...spending most of the previous [Add the word "day" or "night" here] deciding..."
3rd paragraph 2nd line: "Fluttershy is also notices..." remove the "is"
Single line of dialogue: "As for how you liked salmon specifically?" That sentence was a little confusing to read, not sure what you meant.
Lost count of paragraphs: You used the word "coo" twice in the span of 2 sentences, try a different verb.

It annoyed me a little how much the story talks about you "complimenting" her, but If you were going for that then disregard. Watch your tenses too as you tend to switch to past tense occassionally and while it could make sense it the story sometimes I'm not sure it was intentional.
You really seem to be more in your element once the "action" starts, I'll give you that. You also do a nice job of depicting the situation and the pacing is really great.
It was a fun read.
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>>3690577
Are there any better alternatives?
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>>3690566
i dont see it
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>>3690589
Wait did I read the wrong story?
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>>3690589
Alright, thanks. This is pretty helpful.

I always thought my 'action' was my weak point though.
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>>3690594
I think it only appears if your convo partner also has support for it
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>>3690526
He's on hiatus.
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>>3690594
Nope, I don't at the moment either. I wonder if it has to do with who you are messaging and what version of msn or trillian they are using.
It was there when I was messaging GG.
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>>3690545
...Are you like 13 or something?
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>>3690614
..no?
Are you retard-jew or something? is it really that hard just to answer the question?
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>>3690604
>>3690589
Oh yeah, was it irritating how often 'compliment' was used, or the act of praising her?
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>>3690481
workin fine for me

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT ;_;
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>>3690545
The Special Club for 14 Year Olds is down.
Not that you'd know about that, being 13 (lol)
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>>3690596
If you were reading the story posted here, yes
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>>3690273
>I want some weak points in my writing
>Begin to post the most known fapfic in MLPG

Hmm.
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>>3690620
Racistic offences sure makes people take you serious bro
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>>3690481
Working fine on this end.
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Well I got Trillian

I need a contact to do anything I think.
username on that thing is Applesarcum.
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>>3690620
>Missing one of the biggest flash sites in the early 2000s
>Claiming you didnt miss it purely because you were too young for it at the time
>Calling someone a retard-jew to try make them take you more seriously

It's like you actually are 13.
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>>3690627
The thing posted here wasn't what he wrote, follow the link goddsmn

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/43070/Fluttery-One
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>>3690626
Yeah never mind, some one posted some AJ thing and I got confused.
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"Pokey?!" she yelped, startled. "Is that you?"
Still no answer. She squirmed, fidgeting, but whatever that thing was, pressing against her, it stayed there. Resting right against her private pink place. No matter how much she wriggled, she couldn't shift out of the way, or move her hips aside. She was stuck firmly in place.
"Pokey, what are you doing?" Her voice was still bubbly, but now there was an edge of hesitation, betraying her apprehension, her slight worry. "Pokey? I can't see you, you have to talk!" she said with a nervous giggle.
The something started to press a little harder. The perky pink pony stiffened up in surprise, then wriggled more. "Pokey!" she gasped, following with an uncomfortable laugh. "Come on, say something! Say, 'Oh hi Pinkie, I'm right here!'"
Just silence.
The slippery, warm thing started to press in against her more. She squirmed, and the hooves on the table pushed against her legs, straining them against the straps, trying to pull them up more towards her chest. She was spread wide like this, her little hooves pointed just a little up into the air. Her tail was pinned out of the way. She wriggled, but it accomplished nothing. She felt something starting to give, and through the darkness could make out the very tip of the thing parting her private pinkie place. She squirmed more.
"Pokey?!" She had a weak, nervous smile. It wasn't very convincing. She was really worried now. "Pokey, what are you doing?" she asked, helpless. Still pinned. Couldn't see. Couldn't hear him. All she could do was feel him. And struggle.
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Just make a fucking IRC.
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>>3690637

I turned 13 in the year 2000. I have no idea what site you're talking about.
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>>3690643
"Pokey, I don't want to play this game anymore," the once-perky pony begged weakly.
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>>3690645
They're trying to set up the MSN thing so they can draw with eachother over it, sounds kinda neat.
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You open your door and this guy shows up. He asks you to suck his dick.

What do you do?
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>>3690645
You can't doodle in an IRC
jesus pay attention
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>not just using goggles to draw on MLPG
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>>3690656

Suck his dick.

I'm a survivor.
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>>3690660
Someone should make a proper doodle IM.
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>>3690656
Ask him how his face and body was beaten to such a state that he requires a mask to numb the now permanent agony he must live with, but his body has not a single scar or blemish.
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>>3690627
Someone asked to post a strip with sex scene only. Author got mad that no one wants to rad beautiful prelude or something and decided to spam some parts from other fic.
I guess.
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>you will never preen fluttershy's wings
>you will never massage her uropygial glands until her sweet oil comes out
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>>3690660
Use flockdraw then you impotent bastard. Or, I don't know, use an imageboard or something.
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>>3690656
YES
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>>3690667

There isn't one? What an untapped market. Maybe I should do something about that.
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>yfw you realize all the shit you used to laugh at Rocko for going through is what you're going through right now.
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Enquire politely about the location of "the trigger."
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>>3690675
flockdraw is a piece of shit
>Or, I don't know, use an imageboard or something.
haha what the fuck
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>>3690672
Someone else did it. I have never read Rarity's Generous Plan
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>>3690682
I don't know of any. If you are able to, why not.
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>>3690667
http://tmsg.pipa.jp/
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>>3690677
daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>3690656
I tell him to stop being a bastardisation of the comic book bane
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>>3690692
For the most part that one's not so bad
Save for Downsy in the front left and the sun god in the back left.
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>>3690677
>least flattering possible camera angle for that neckbeard

It's like they're not even trying.
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>>3690692

Is that The Sun?
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>>3690683
I've never watched Rocko in my entire life.
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>>3690691
whoa hold on
this looks promising
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>>3690702
Yes. At least, that I saw as well.

>>3690683
I never had cable, so I never watch taht show before.
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>>3690704
It's one of those cartoons that got away with a lot of mature references, it's still really funny.
It's on Netflix if you have that.
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>>3690706
When you grab it, just try out my number to test it out
469-4862-4791
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>>3690683
I have only seen one episode of that show. Does Rocko have an imaginary pony for a wife?
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>>3690656
compliment him on his traps
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>>3690665
I lost mine...
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>>3690713
Yeah, i'll get right on that after I get done with my Idolmaster playthough
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>>3690714
You have my attention. I am downloading this thing.
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>>3690731
Yeah? Well your eyes are plastic.
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>>3690714
got it, number is 320-1742-6408
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boop
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Hey MLPG, does any of you happen to have the link to the leaked Fighting is Magic? I can't find the thread again. D:
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>>3690771
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You guys aren't even trying to hide the fact that you're all a bunch of /b/read tier cocksuckers any more.
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>>3690785
>D:
You aren't a regular, fuck off.
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>>3690789

>HAW YE SILLY OLD HORSE
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>>3690731
Went to check out Commie, Dog Days Dash 5 is out. Get on that.

>>3690686
The regular website version does, don't use that. Instead, use the handy dandy desktop app.

Download Abode Air.
Then go to http://py-bot.com/ and download the Flockmod air app.
It saves all your settings, including paint colors, making it easy to pick up where you left off.

Before you ask, moophins has not worked on the Spitfire pic.
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>>3690792
What the fuck did I do?
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>>3690807
I assume he means namefag circlejerk...?
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>>3690807
>You guys
>What did I do
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>>3690807
Talking about useless shit

Pretending like you actually like eachother

You make me sick.
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Hey GG, did you try out Tegaki yet?
My number is: 569-4181-7097
(and anyone else feel free to add me too)
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>going through the archives to find some old post you made.

So this is wat autism feels like.
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HEY LOOK

A PONAEI
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>>3690829
413-1210-5702

this is entertaining

how do I turn off that stupid "hold to right click" bullshit on my tablet though, it forces me to draw really really slow
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>>3690838
CUTE POENAI
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>>3690838
HI!
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>>3690838
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>>3690832
>your rarity was talking while you were trying to watch tv so you set her to vibrate and now she doesn't know what's going on.gif
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>>3690832
>archive diving
>like sentinal
yup, that's autism for ya
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>>3690838

I see severel ponies every day. It's just not exciting anymore
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>>3690832
I did that the other day, but the post I made was only a day old.
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>>3690838
DAY. RUINED.
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>>3690838
It sure is.
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>>3690850
>becoming desensitized to adorable horses

nigga

really nigga
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>>3690849
You've never gone through the archive to find a link or picture or something??
I mean that's what it's there for.
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>>3690843
CUTE PONEOEN
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>want to join in on drawing
>don't have tablet with me
;_;
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>>3690840
Tablet settings?
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>>3690863
you know who else doesn't have a tablet and does it anyway? GG
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>>3690856
>>3690789
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>>3690850
We'll just have to keep drawing more than.
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>>3690863
>tfw
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>>3690864
yes, I've attempted to find the setting for "stupid unneeded bullshit why would you even use a tablet for normal computing" but I can't find where to turn it off
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Hey anon. It's so hot today. Want to outside with me for a dip in the pool?
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I bet any money S3 premiere is being written by MA Larson.
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>>3690873
>their face when
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>>3690873
>that face when
>posts no face
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AND ANOTHER ONE
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>>3690884
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>>3690880
It's actually raining where I live. Fuck.
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>>3690868
But i'm not funny, so my shit drawings are just plain shit
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>>3690877
Oop, it's in the windows control panel.
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>>3690880
Hot rain isn't fun though. Why not we sit it the room with the fan blast hig?
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>>3690880

I would but I don't get naked in public.
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>>3690881
Good.
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>>3690881
I would be so okay with this.
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>>3690850
Then what is if not ponies? It's the only interesting thing here.
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>>3690881
Let's hope so.
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I have a confession to make guys.

I think Sweetie Belle is the worst CMC.

Please don't hate me.
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Author, are you still here? I did read your story because I was way too bored and here some lazy "review" (too tired to write proper one and proofread my english).

As I already mentioned - you force Fluttershy's character too much into her. You are overdoing it, she was wayy too Fluttershy if I may say. Basically, the whole story she acted like a concentrated Fluttershy, liek you were trying hard to make reader believe it is her. She was doing the casual stuff she would do in the show and it was way too obvious. I think you need to loosen up a bit on this aspect and define her just via small bits there and there, but give more freedom to her portrait and her persona.
It is really noticeable when comes to sexual/cuddling scene, when Fluttershy was leading. It does not really work in her case. She may be shy and a bit slow, but not dumb - she can see you as smart and cunning being and thus she would be very careful towards you (here is whe
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re classic fluttershy would work). But I understand why did you do that - because you wasn't sure how to play anon in this case. Still, not an excuse.

Now, for the sex scene. The beginning is really confused me. It startedto rough, so sudden, so I lost for a second. Like... one second ago human did a soppy move and touched her features on accident and next second Fluttershy is ready to give herself. I mean, really? Such awkward situation does not work like that unless the relationships... oh right, this is where is the issue. You failedto narrow and define actual relationships between FS and anon here. It is really vague, I failed to figure out if they are just a friends or may be something more? There was nothing on this aspect. That's why their interaction in the end seemed a bit rushed, too fast-paced.

In short; you played a simple, standard story via standard/default templates and cliche, and it was constructed really badly.

I think the concept you wanted to play in your work requires at last twice or thrice more words and character interaction/relationships development.
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>>3690939
I don't hate you, Anon. I'm just disappointed, but I guess you're growing up and you can make your own decisions.
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>>3690939
I hate you
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i want to be in the rainbow dash fan club and also service her sexually

how do i
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>>3690939
I love all the CMC, but I agree
AB>Scoots>Sweetie
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>>3690939
This is not ok. You're a terrible person. I hate you.
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>>3690939
I don't hate you, but I want to understand. Why?
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>>3689990
pinkie pie built this in a bakery

with a bunch of sweets
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>>3690953
>you will never service Rainbow Dash sexually
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>>3690960
well i'm not pinkie pie
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>>3690939
Fair enough, she's annoying and has the least personality.
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What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?
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>>3690940
>>3690944
ReviewAnon, I just want to let you know that I value your input whether you're reviewing random fics in the threads or my "quests" elsewhere (if that was you.)

And even if that wasn't you before, I want to thank you anyway for actually giving out constructive criticism.
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>>3690976
Ponies?
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>>3690939
Worst as in you don't like her at all, or just that she's your least favourite?
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>>3690953

Grab a number and stand in line.
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>>3690960
Ironman?
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>>3690976
Mare vagina's
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>>3690980
thanks Aspirant
loved that lunaquest session btw, I hope I will be able to catch up next one
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>>3690970
WHAAAT
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>>3690959

She has quite an annoying voice when she's not singing, which is all the time. She also does the most annoying things of all CMCs

>>3690983

Well I can't completely dislike a pony, so least favorite might be a better way to put it.
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>>3690993
>you will never fuck a winking, squirting swollen mare vagina in heat
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>>3690976
Several banjos
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>>3691007
But I want to...
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>>3691017
Don't we all, anon?
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>>3690976
To watch ponies without qualm
To see the bronies driven before you
And to hear the lamentation of shippers
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>>3691020
I don't.
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>>3691020

No.
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>>3691004
>She has quite an annoying voice
>She also does the most annoying things of all CMCs
Who is Scootaloo?
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I'm installing this handwriting messenger now. I'm not sure if it will work on Wine tough...
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>>3691023
Same as this guy
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>>3691031
Worth a try.
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>>3690976
TO RUSH YOUR ENEMIES
TO SEE THEM GG BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR FANGIRLS.
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>>3691028

Second best CMC. And scootaloo at least tries. Also Scootaloo looks a lot cuter
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>>3691031
>Wine
You respect your freedom
and yet you don't
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well damn
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>>3691049
Linux isn't about freedom. It's about getting shit done.
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You're all wrong. It's hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper.
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>>3691056
>not making uniquely identifiable binaries
beginner mistake
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>>3691067
Wasn't that from a Discworld novel?
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>>3691056
Which pony is most likely to leak indie video games on the internet without permission?
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>>3691082
rainbow dash
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>>3691082
Pinkie.

She'd be too excited to share things with everyone else.
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>>3691082
Pinkie.
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>>3691056
AHAHA FAGGOTS
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>>3691049
Linux is faster on my old laptop.
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>>3691082

Rainbow Dash

Traitor.png
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>>3691082
Pinkie.
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>>3690976

To eat high powered hot sauce because of how good the burning feels.
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>>3691088
>>3691089
Pinkie would keep her word at all costs
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>>3691107
Only if they made her Pinkie promise. Otherwise, she'd be forwarding that shit to everyone.
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>>3691065
>Linux
What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>3691056
I did not know that faggot still makes webcomic.

>>3691082
Pinkie or Dash.
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>>3691073
>not having a single programmer on the team
>using a 10 year old engine
I still can't believe the sprites are 8-bit paletted using 16-bit values. No wonder the recolors are atrocious. They paid so much attention to detail with everything else.
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UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:
http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html

tegaki messenger is too fun
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>>3691115
WHICH PONY IS MOST LIKELY TO FORWARD FUNNY EMAILS TO EVERYONE IN HER ADDRESS BOOK

the answer is pinkie still
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>>3691119
stallman pls
pls dont hate valve
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>>3691077
Yup. The Last Hero.
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>>3691119
Stallman pls.

A full Linux system does not require any GNU software.
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Which pony is most likely to call you an autist on 4chan?
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>>3691119
I'm terribly sorry for interjecting another moment, but what I just told you is GNU/Linux is, in fact, just Linux, or as I've just now taken to calling it, Just.Linux. Linux apparently does happen to be a whole operating system unto itself and comprises a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Most computer users who run the entire Linux system every day already realize it. Through a peculiar turn of events, I was misled into calling the system "GNU/Linux", and until now, I was unaware that it is basically the Linux system, developed by the Linux project.

There really isn't a GNU/Linux, and I really wasn't using it; it is an extraneous misrepresentation of the system that's being used. Linux is the operating system: the entire system made useful by its included corelibs, shell utilities, and other vital system components. The kernel is already an integral part of the Linux operating system, never confined useless by itself; it functions coherently within the context of the complete Linux operating system. Linux is never used in combination with GNU accessories: the whole system is basically Linux without any GNU added, or Just.Linux. All the so-called "GNU/Linux" distributions are really distributions of Linux.
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>>3691137
Dash
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>>3691126
She'd probably forward pictures of her pussy decorated with a cake icing smiley face to everyone in Ponyville.
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I want to fuck Applejack in the ass.
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>>3691121
>reading those blog posts on how hard it is to make art for it and how backwards the engine is
It would have been easier to just code it in LOVE2d
Hell you can even have different resolutions to boot
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>>3691137
Spitfire
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>>3691143
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>>3691137
Fluttershy

Anonymity would make her aggressive.
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>>3691137
Rainbow Dash
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>>3691137
Dash.
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>>3691154
She'd probably be hateanon.
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>>3691154
Fluttershy would be to passive to insult anyone even on /mlp/
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>>3691137
Dash

>>3691154
Fluttershy too busy admiring animals and dolphin/horse dicks in /an/.
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>>3690003
right in the wingpits
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>>3691166
>Fluttershy too busy admiring animals and dolphin/horse dicks in /an/.
She'd probably be in 7chan on /be/ all day.
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>>3691146
>She'd probably forward pictures of her pussy decorated with a cake icing smiley face to everyone in Ponyville.
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>>3691171
you will never suck off fluttershy's preening glands
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>>3691140
I want to pinch a moment. Linux is, in fact, GNU inside you / Linux and what is called? I am now, looking for the latest GNU Linux. Japan fully POSIX, Shell, Linux operating system, you can use the utility, GNU, OS systems, system components: GNU Free content changes the contents of the most important values that define the displacement corelibs end components changes are expected. More.

The patch provides a check if you have this day, most users of computer systems, GNU, make sure that you have not been confirmed to perform. The date, GNU Project, many people are basically "is" is, GNU is, GNU is another one, I mystery, Linux is if it is a special event, small , is expected to develop a common means of the system.

These people, in fact, Linux is part of the system being used. The Linux kernel: system resources on your machine, this program has been set up to run the program or other assignment. The operation itself is destroyed in the context of the execution of an integral part of the operating system kernel completely. GNU Linux operating system combination is usually: GNU is, GNU - Linux's, Linux, is not added to the system, I basically whole / not. All the so-called "Linux is" really called, GNU / Linux is called called called called called called the government's distribution.
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>>3691171
>you will never rub your cock in Fluttershy's wingpits, covering it with her preening oils
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>>3691177
What would she think about dolphin vaginas?
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>>3691179
jeez

her face looks like a weird bug's face or something
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>>3691177
Naw. She too timid for that, not to mention she live next to the forest for that. /an/ would meet her foreign needs.

>>3691181
I rather rub it.
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>>3691149
Exactly.

Also that Love2D looks really nice.
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>>3691188
She'd probably want to lick them, and then be sad she didn't have any dolphins in her collection.
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all da evil bithces
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>>3691212
I really, really want Discord and Chrys to get together and wreak havoc sometime soon.
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>>3691184
If you have a portable surveillance and tracking device, please turn it off. They have already tracked you in here, they already know you are listening to me; so, there is no need for you to keep it on. And by the way, these portable tracking devices emit signals for tracking purposes even when they are apparently switched off; the only way to stop them is to take out all the batteries. And if they want to listen, they don't have to do it through your portable surveillance device, I expect recordings will be posted they can listen to those, and they are even welcome to come and attend. So there is absolutely no reason why your portable tracking and surveillance device has to be on.
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>>3691189
gimme a break it was the first pinkie I ever drew
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>>3691212
oooh nice
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>>3691212
Discord's a fucking pimp, man.
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>>3691216
That explains why it looks different from your usual style.
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>>3691220
>mfw he will return
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Alright we have high quality of the posters now

http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/art/Season-2-Cast-Poster-319050077
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>>3691224
>those blue eyelashes
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>>3691215
For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer. (I also have no net connection much of the time.) To look at page I send mail to a daemon which runs wget and mails the page back to me. It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.
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>>3691212
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>>3691224
>The others won't

Shame. I think Nightmare Moon could be the best villain if done properly.
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>>3691237
>>3691215
Stallman is a fucking nut
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>>3691230
>that resolution
>"high quality"
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>>3691239
Poor Screwball
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Why are we so slow?
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One night moot gets drunk and deletes both /jp/ and /mlp/ to merge them to /mljp/.

What do you do now?
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>>3691247
Chrys is a maybe. It's not like she's dead.

>mfw episode where all of Ponyville (except the main six) is kidnapped one by one and replaced by changelings
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>>3691239
sluts
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>>3691249
It's a lot better qulaity then the "I took this on my camera phone" quality we had before
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>>3691247
She could have been done better, but seeing as she was Luna, I don't see her returning.
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>>3691260
Stay in one thread?
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>>3691230
>Iron Will on the villains poster
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>>3691237
Prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia ... should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.
Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today.
For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).
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>>3691260
Wait until he sobers up again and fixes it.
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>>3691194
>you will never slowly rub off fluttershy's preening glands are she squirms in embarrassment
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>>3691260
Stay in the general.
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>>3691260
We stay in the MLPG and not look out.
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>>3691269
Yeah I don't get that one.
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>>3691260

We keep making our MLPG's and watch everything around us burn.
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>>3691239

Wait, is Chrysalis' horn actually puncturing his face?

holy shit
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>>3691260
Stay in the general at all costs.
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>>3691230

Hey guys there are 2 versions of many pones on that poster. What if all of the poster pone are changelings?
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>>3691270
I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing.
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>>3691274
>this is a thing now
I never expected this to happen when i brought it up
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Reminder there 10k of files in the GW 2 client at this moment.

>>3691269
Yeah, Iron Will was never a villain or antagonist at all in that episode.

>>3691288
Yes, but you think Discord give a fuck? I doubt that hurt him.
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>>3691269
He's an antagonist

-An antagonist (from Greek ἀνταγωνιστής - antagonistēs , "opponent, competitor, enemy, rival")[1] is a character, group of characters, or institution, that represents the opposition against which the protagonist must contend. In other words, 'A person, or a group of people who oppose the main character, or the main characters.'[2] In the classic style of stories wherein the action consists of a hero fighting a villain/enemy, the two can be regarded as protagonist and antagonist, respectively.[3]
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>>3691260
>archive edits the locator
>I never even notice
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>>3691304
In other words Fluttershy.
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>>3691269
>Silver spoon is on it
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>>3691270
>>3691297
I agree. Most of those should be legal, as long as they are consensual.
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>>3691303

Thanks GW2 anon.
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odds i go art, evens play a game for an hour.
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>>3691260
I don't think they would care about mlpg as we wouldn't care about them too. Outside of mlpg however it would be chaos. And I don't want to browse /jp/ covered in /mlp/ threads, no thank you.
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>>3691262

>you will never snuggle up between the two of them
you will never wake up and discover Chrysalis has cocooned the three of you together
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>>3691274
Do preening glands work that way? Can they "orgasm"?
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>>3691313

Looks like /jp/ already merged with /mlp/
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WHY ISN'T THE LATEST GF EPISODE ON THE PASTEBIN YET
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>>3691327
>still watching GF
>in August
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How many dicks does purple pone suck every morning before breakfast?
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>>3691304
Assuming we're taking Fluttershy to be the main character (and I assume we are), Iron Will is not the opposing force to the main character. If anyone Fluttershy herself is.

So not only is Iron Will not a villain, he's not even the antagonist.
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>>3691326
What does /jp/ have to do with anything?
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>>3691325
well, they do need stimulus in order for the oil to be released
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>>3691327

It hasn't been released on On Demand yet.
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>>3691327
BECAUSE IT HASN'T COME OUT ON THE ON-DEMAND SERVICE YET FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON. I'M AFRAID YOU'LL LIKELY HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE TV AIRING ON THE 10TH.
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>>3691332
All of them.
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>>3691332
Only two, and they're both Spike's.
He can't very well leave the house with morning wood, now can he.
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>>3691129

Light Fantastic, actually. Unless he repeated the joke.
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>>3691332
Two, there's only Spike in the library.
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>>3691339
>>3691342
Maybe Disney finally got wise.
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>>3691336
Yes, but is it pleasurable when they are stimulated?
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>>3691351
Does she suck Owlowiscious's dick too? I can't remember if it's a girl or boy.

If it's a girl she probably has a taste instead.
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>>3691354

Do you think you're replying to a bird?
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>>3691347
>>3691351
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>>3691352
>Disney hangs in /co/
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Gravity falls sucks
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>>3691359
Do owls even have a dick?
Do they even get morning wood?
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BSD MIT OR GPL?
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>>3691354
"Many kinds of birds have preen glands. They often combine preening with dust or water bathing. Ducks may be seen dipping their heads under water, flicking their wings and wriggling their bodies while preening. This seems to give them great pleasure and fun."

My guess, yes.
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>>3691366
As if your opinion counts for anything, ponyfag.
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>>3691369
Yes
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>>3691360
We are talking Pegasus here. Maybe a griffon as well.
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>>3691360
No, but I'm sure someone must have researched this.
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>>3691380
>skinfag
>>>/s/
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>>3691376
Love and tolerate, brony.
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>>3691369
BSD
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>>3691376
It does count, but it has a negative value.
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>>3691380
8/10, would fap.
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>>3691370
Oh my. This could become a new full-blown fetish...
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>>3691349
Ah, just checked and you're right. My mistake.
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>>3691378

Griffons, sure, but pegasi don't have beaks. They can't preen themselves, so one is inclined to believe they don't need preening.
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>>3691378
Yes, it makes sense that griffons would have uropygial glands too.
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>>3691380
Too skinny
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>>3691400
Unless they use their muzzles
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>>3691399

Woah, someone managed to make drawn boobs look nice. That face is a trainwreck though.
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Did the search engine of Ponibooru just changed? I can't search by artist now
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>>3691394
>preen gland inflation
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>>3691400
Do they really need beaks to preen though?
And since their wings are apparently made of feathers, I don't see how they would not need preening.
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>>3691412
Ponibooru is dead bro
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Scenario:

You and your favorite pone are both trapped in a mine shaft. Rescue crews are on the way, but it could take another week before they reach you.

Meanwhile you both are trapped in the dark and getting hungry. You don't have any food left and your favorite pones death is assured as she's a herbivore.

You however are an omnivore. Would you eat you favorite pone to stay alive?
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>>3691412
Didn't Ponibooru die?
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>>3691410
This.
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>>3691421
Ugh sorry, I meant Derpibooru
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>>3691412
it's ded, anon
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>>3691383
/s/ bans you for 2D content, and it's also a pony.
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>>3691425
Never.
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>Filtering Fetishtalk in MLPG
Why didn't I think of this earlier?
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>>3691425
Yes.
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>>3691412
You mean deribooru? Yeah I don't know what they've done, but they fucked it up.
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>>3691399
>not chubby
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>>3691425
No. I'd rather die along with her.
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>>3691425
Stupid, I know, but I don't think I would unless she'd already died of natural causes.
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>preening shit
Well i did not expect to get a new fetish today
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>>3691425
No

>Not posting the SWAG version
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>>3691429
http://derpboblabla/something/artist-colon-artistname
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>>3691436

>Filtering
>Ever
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>>3691369
They're all free.
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>>3691425
I'd let her suck my dick for every meal to keep her alive, until and if I died myself.
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>>3691434
>picture of a human
>brony thinks it counts as a pony
also >>>/e/
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>>3691425

Yes, but only after I've drugged her into unconsciousness with the salt from my semen.

no pain for you Rarity...
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>>3691425
>trapped in a mineshaft
>Twilight
Nah.
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>>3691251

Griffons have the hindquarters of a lion, they wouldn't have such glands as they are located at the animals ass end. Same with pegasi actually, they are just horses with wings stapled on.

Not even all birds have such glands. Chances are both Griffons and Pegasi would do things the other way, which is usually a dust bath.

Or maybe they would just jump into a nearby lake
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>>3691436

Is there even anything of MLPG still visible?
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>>3691436
Why do you even come to night MLPG if you don't like fetish talk?
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>>3691429
Artist searching in the form of "artist:potatofarmgirl" and such is working fine for me. The tagging searches in general have just plain been breaking on and off lately though, try going back to the main page and searching again a couple of times, see if that helps.
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Recommend me a tablet

Price range $900
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>>3691368
>do owls have a dick
Did you really just ask that
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>>3691462

>"Twilight Sparkle! Twilight! We're trapped in this mineshaft with no way out!"
>"Quick! Suck my dick to survive!"
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>>3691436
>filtering any thing ever
>not liking fetish talk
brony pls
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>>3691475
>$900
That's a lot of money for a tablet which probably won't be much better than a $100 tablet.
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>>3691475
Nexus 7 and a USB OTG CABLE
$201
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What is it about rubbery black horse genitals and anuses that drives us so wild?
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>>3691469

Who, way to miss link! meant to respond to


>>3691378
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>>3691436
>filtering fetish
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>>3691446
It's not new. It started yesterday I think. Or was that on friday? I forget.
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>>3691465
I'm not even a brony, in fact, I prefer humanized porn. Try posting humanized ponies in one of the porn boards, faget.
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>>3691436
How do you do that?
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>>3691399
>>3691380
I'd both of them. Got anymore?
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>>3691493
4chanX
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>>3691486

>knife sticking out of the bag

That's a nice cupcakes reference.
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>>3691486
>saw and a knife in the bag
Please tell me that now what I assume its going to lead to.
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>>3691476
Yes. I'm no expert on owls, or birds in general, so I don't know.
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>>3691467
She's injured her horn somehow in the fall and it's unlikely to recover before it's too late.
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>>3691486
>(Dead)

The hell are you doing janitor?
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>tfw everywhere is ded on sundays
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>>3691501
>>3691502
She's obviously buikding one of her helicopters and needs the knife for cooking, silly faggots
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>>3691487
I don't know, anon. I don't know.
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>>3691436
I'll do the same now.
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Would you help her to wash her back?
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>>3691512
WALKING PONIES
WARNING
FURFAG SHIT REPORTED ANTHRO FURFAG SHIT AUTISM
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>>3691492
No, I'm not going to do that, because I don't want to look at your generic anime girls with different colored hair.
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>>3691522
Nope. She can wash her own back.
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>>3691510
(\
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Hello there
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>>3691523
Calm down, it's just one picture.
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>>3691486
Why the heck did this get deleted?
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>>3691504
I don't think birds have dicks, right?
Don't they just lay eggs?
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>>3691522
Yes
and then I'll slip my hands round her front
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>>3691531
Loira.
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>>3691536
Of course they have dicks
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>>3691531
Scary...
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>>3691539
And wash her plump, dripping wet marebelly?
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>>3691531
Lee-rah.
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>>3691542
Australian pls
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>>3691536
I once watched a 2 pidgeons fuck in a train station.
He only lasted like 5 seconds
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>>3691554

It's Lie-rah, you ignorant piece of shit.
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>>3691546
I've never seen a bird's dick. Do they hide it inside their body or something?
And also, do birds pee? I thought they just shat liquid.
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>>3691561
No, it's not
It's "Lyra"
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>>3691146
silly and nonsexual sexual things are my silly and nonsexual fetish

like pinkie giving guys blowjobs jokingly, or rubbing her wet pussy all over your mouth as a prank
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>>3691522
I'd wash her back with my belly.
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>>3691531
Leeroy.
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>>3691536

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
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>>3691561
But I pronounce it like lee-rah too.
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>>3691553
Yes. I'd get covered in soap and rub her marebelly against my belly until she was sparkling clean.
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>>3691562
It's not so much a dick as a small prick for mating
All of their fluids exit out of a cloaca
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>>3691522
I would >Speccy will never doodle for us again
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>>3691575

You pronounce it wrong then.
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>>3691568
>like pinkie giving guys blowjobs jokingly, or rubbing her wet pussy all over your mouth as a prank
She probably would too, if she thought it would make you (or anyone else) laugh.
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>>3691571
>>3691567
>>3691561
>>3691554
>>3691542
>>3691531
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>>3691562
This is all you need to know about bird orifices

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ5__qwn0yE
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>>3691536
Owls, like most birds, have a cloaca, which is an all-in-one hole for waste, sex, and eggs.
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Hey I heard /mlp/ got mods now
Is this true?
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>>3691588
why can't girls like this exist and not be fat
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>>3691536
Anon pls
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>>3691591
Is there seriously anyone pronouncing Lyra "lee-rah"?
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>>3691595
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_GMoXmIre8
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>not this
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>>3691595
4chin haz no mods lol
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>>3691595
Nope.
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>>3691594
UNF
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Scenario 2:

You and your favorite pone are going into space. As you are flying around in the shuttle care-free and happy, a terrible accident happens. There is a hull breach and all the oxygen is being sucked out of the ship.

You hang on to something, trying to reach the oxygen tanks and get inside a space suit. Your favorite pone is hanging on to you. To your horror you discover there is only one suit in the entire ship. You only have seconds to make a crucial decision.

Will you take it or give it to your pone?
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>>3691425
>Rescue team arrives to find giant hairless ape tearing into the corpse of a pony

Yeah that'll end well.
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>>3691469
splashy splashy pone is my favorite

post gif of swimming pone
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>Bone Bone
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>>3691588
>>3691568
...I see, go on
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>>3691593

I love this video so much.
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>>3691605
>not this
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>>3691599
I've been pronouncing it "lih-ra" for some reason, despite knowing how to pronounce lyre.
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>>3691610
why the fuck am I going to space

why can't I just punch you
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>>3691610
This is an easy decision. Is it a pony space suit or a human space suit?
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>>3691610
A pony can't operate a space suit...
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>>3691595
No and mods are global.

Mods barely visit /mlp/, but they read the reports I can assure you that, there have been already some bannings in this board.

We have a bunch of janitors (I'd say only two or three).
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>>3691609

No anon, we don't unf to that. Bad anon.
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>>3691615
Bun Bun.
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>>3691610
>You only have seconds to make a crucial decision.
I honestly have no idea of what I'd do.
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>>3691615
It's everyone's favorite multi-voiced background pony!
Ban-Ban!
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>>3691595
HA
Nope. We have one janitor that rolls out of his cum encrusted sheets to delete the most minor of violations and dissidence for an entire 30 minutes, leaving the other threads unchecked, before presumably passing out from the extreme exertion of the task
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>>3691609
Pacce pls
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>>3691615
Bin Ben
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>>3691602
What kind of an answer is that?
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>>3691618

>Not this
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>>3691599
I do. It's convenient in my native language so I just do that and don't give a fuck.
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>>3691610

How would pone fit into a human pressure suit or vice versa?
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>>3691632
Ah I remember when people thought Leth was a janitor.
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>>3691621

It is a human space suit. However a pone could fit in it too with some trouble. She would not be able to properly operate it however.
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>>3691632
>leaving the other threads unchecked,

Not at all, when he shows up, he uses to delete two or three pages of the board.

To be fair, he's the only janitor who does right his job, but still annoying as hell
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>>3691632
What if Leth is deleting all the anthro
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>>3691610
I'd give it to the pone. Without her I'd have nothing to live for anyway.
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>>3691631
bam bam
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>>3691610
HA
MY FAVOURITE PONE IS LUNA
I'll take the suit for myself and go for a romp through space with her
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>>3691599
How often do you even have to vocally say it?
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>>3691610
Assuming magical one-size-fits-all suit, Twilight can have it. I'd like to live, but >element of magic, kinda important that she lives.

Also, why the hell doesn't this ship have sufficient safety gear and backups on backups?
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>>3691651
I don't think it's him
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>>3691649
So we'd both die anyway, since she'd not be able to navigate it anywhere safe.

Might as well die in each other's arms.
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>>3691610
Of course, and I'd be forcing her into it and there'd be tears streaming down her face and it would be just like my american motion pictures.
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>>3691645
Isn't Sentenal the janitor?
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>>3691599
[Lüra]
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>>3691661
Well, I talk to myself a lot
I'm the only person who'll talk to me
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>>3691641
>not this
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>>3691486
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>>3691662

Ever read The Cold Equations?
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>>3691673
That's silly
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>>3691677
I'm not sure why I am saving this
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>>3691661
>not pronouncing it in your head
>properly
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>>3691676
>not this
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>>3691669
Way to ruin a joke Sentenal, fuck off.
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>>3691682
Me neither.
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>>3691677
>leg placement
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>>3691495
last one
least favorite from them all
> dem face
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>>3691680
No, it's not, pretty sure that's the correct way.
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>>3691683
>thinking in words
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>>3691689
OH GOD TWILIGHT'S LEG ARRRGHHH
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>>3691677
>>3691682
>>3691688
Me neighter, but I'm saving it anyway.
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>>3691691
Nigga that face is kawaii.
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>>3691677
We should have an award for worst anatomy
So that this could win it
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>>3691685
>not this
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>>3691693
I'm pretty sure it isn't
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>>3691700
>not this
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>>3691699
I've seen worse.
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>>3691697
>neighter
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>>3691694
>not thinking in German
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>>3691697
>neighter
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>>3691699
Are you referring to Pinkie's front hooves being too small?
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>>3691682
>>3691688
>>3691697
OK then
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>>3691710
>not this
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>>3691713
>Not thinking in numbers
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>>3691691
I like that one and Pinkie the same amount. Rarity looks like a slut, though.
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>>3691698
It's fucking ugly is what it is.
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>>3691713
Ja, bitte.
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>>3691712
>>3691714
It was actually a genuine typo, but I decided not to change it when I spotted it because it was funny.
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>>3691717
Twily hoof.
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>>3691722
>not thinking in GNU Emacs Lisp
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>>3691713
>Not having English as your first language
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>>3691722
>-. --- - / - .... .. -. -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
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>>3691573
>horse breeding in related videos
it keeps hapening
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>>3691719
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Would you?
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>>3691740
It's staring right into my soul
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>>3691573
I will never look at Donald Duck the same way again...
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>>3691631

Oh god this post actually made me fucking laugh out loud. I imagined some guy saying this out loud in complete earnest and for some reason it was hilarious to me.
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>>3691745
oh fuckin unf
i would
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>>3691616
she wants to show you a new magic trick, giggling

she blindfolds you and ties you up

"you can't see anything, right? okie dokie lokie!"

she proceeds to unzip your pants

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

"relax, silly, it's all part of the trick!"

you feel a hot, wet sensation on your soft cock as she slurps you into her mouth, tonguing just the right spots as you grow rigidly erect in her mouth, throbbing at the magnificent sensations

you moan as she noisily slurps away at the precum oozing from your tip, getting close

you can't help yourself from thrusting your hips into her greedy mouth, and soon you spew a huge load into her mouth, sighing and groaning from the pleasure

immediately she kisses you, depositing all of your salty cum directly into your mouth, then untying you and taking off the blindfold

ta da!

"i don't think that's how magic tricks work pinkie"
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>>3691745
>>>/b/
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>>3691749
Oh god now I can't find that context image of DD with a huge boner.
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>>3691745
ohoho, good one! let me just activate my 4chan gold account amirite?
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>>3691745
So many overused /b/ jokes here lately.
It's grating.
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>>3691745
Very funny.
That's supposed to make people believe 4chan actually has a location-based image filter, right?
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>>3691745

No, but I would this.
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>>3691745
>>>/2006/
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NICK TASTELESS PLOT
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>>3691753
Magic trick or not, it would certainly make me smile.
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>>3691779
YOUR COMMENTARY IS
GETTING ME SO HOT
>>
Which pony would you fill with your seed until she'd be unable to walk without feeling it sloshing inside her?
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>>3691745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CWu1wkwjFk
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>>3691410
>>3691428
>I don't know how preening works
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Scenario 3:

You and your favorite pone go on a picnic.

Do you bring a cake or a pie?
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>>3691780
cum smiles are the best

especially when you have a mouthful of your own special sauce
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>>3691739
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Ce8GHHV1g&feature=related
Would you hold your least favourite female pony in place while a stallion is raping her?
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>>3691769
Damn, that's hot.
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>>3691779
>Ken will never upload the high-quality versions of his music so we can download them
Being poor is suffering
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>>3691789
Pie, seeing how she's fucking named Pie
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When will I get a song..?
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>>3691783
um i think applejack is a farmer so she knows about seeds right
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>>3691779
SEOUL KOREA
IS WHERE I WANNA BE I JUST WANNA BE NEXT TO YOU
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>>3691789
I´m not gay.
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>>3691783
Whichever one asked me first. But I'd prefer Twilight or Pinkie.
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>>3691795
you're too poor for even a dollar?
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>>3691788

I wonder how Hopopippi's chalupa is doing.
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>>3691788
A cake. Why?
Why not?
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>>3691808
Once per month or something like that
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>>3691788
Cake.

You know that bitch loves cake.
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>>3691799
no one likes country music sorry
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>>3691783
Well, I would Caramel
but he always loses the seed
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>>3691787
I don't, really. Care to explain it?
I thought they just rubbed preening oil on their wings and straightened out their feathers.
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>>3691806
A dollar for all of his music?
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>>3691788
The cake is a pie.
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>>3691799
In the comics
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>>3691808
i masturbate to anuses

does that count
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>>3691807
>hopopos tulpa is a alien loli
unf
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>>3691821
did you look at his bandcamp? each song's minimum is a dollar
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>>3691817
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ui_MVLPRS4
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>>3691808
Very rarely.
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>>3691822
Us bronies man.
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>>3691817
i do
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>>3691830
>each song
Yes, exactly. That's more than one
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hey twala what's that a pitcher of
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>>3691788
i would bring a cake
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>>3691808
Not as often as I'd like
I need a proper toy
Can someone let me have one of their used ones?
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>>3691841
That's disgusting bro
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>>3691753
>>3691753
Fuck, this is damn hot. I unf'd. Do more of these please? With more details?

on a totally unrelated note:
Dipper has a crush on Wendy
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>>3691817
Fuck you I'm in a band.
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>>3691838
Howdy y'all
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>>3691829

he says she doesn't have genitals but i don't believe him at all.
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>>3691838
>twala
Buh huh
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>>3691832
oh god cotton eye joe is the complete opposite of country music

aren't those guys from sweden

you can't make country music if you come from a country with free health care

you have to be at least a little racist and not believe in evolution
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>>3691851
Tell me the name of your band so I can illegally download your music and then listen to it.
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>>3691856
>she doesn't have genitals
Right just like the ponies.
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>>3691848
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>>3691865
No way! I'd love to but we haven't released anything yet.
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>>3691863
This song is pretty cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT3XYUegiNs
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>>3691848
>Fuck, this is damn hot. I unf'd. Do more of these please? With more details?
I agree. That was hot as fuck. Write more of Pinkie Pie's "tricks" to make her friends happy!
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>>3691863
Good song though.
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>>3691874
I'll wait
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>>3691863
>>3691832
>not posting the real version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMbH2mQ4d8
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>>3691856
He just wants her all to himself.
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>>3691863
Rednex are danish I think? It's more like dance than country though. Those are classics.
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>>3691879
But what if one of her "tricks"goes to far?
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>>3691840
You know, I would like to meet her in her younger years. I mean, what was she like and all?
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>>3691893
uuuunnnf
do it faggot!
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>>3691894
I bet she was skinny
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>>3691893
How exactly can they go to far?
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>>3691894
I'd like to know the same but with granny smith
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>>3691883

>posting folk music

I love you
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>>3691904
>"Pinkie why did you bring that rolling pin and oil?"
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>>3691819
It's to pick out bugs from their feathers and realign them into proper formation for easier flying. Try picking a small bug off your arm with your teeth and now try it with tweezers and see which is easier. Oh and imagine your arm is covered in feathers that need to be kept in position at the same time.
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>>3691894
I think one of the entries on the latest friendoff was about that
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>>3691911
Is she gonna give you a rolling pin massage?
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>>3691908
DYEWTS
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>>3691904
Like traumatizing them? I remember reading a greentext that was something like it.
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>>3691883
>Not available in my country
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>>3691922
Huh, interesting. Got it capped?
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>>3691908
>asking to see what GS was like in her younger years
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>3691924
Download Proxtube.
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>>3691921
We didn't really see much. No speaking or anything. And it was in fucking sepia.
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>>3691769
haha holy shit
I was just thinking about that one
Also I guess Boxxxdog isn't down for good after all
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>>3691910
I love you too!
>>3691924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsyMeO2m8E
Does this one work?
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>>3691929
Sadly now.
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>>3691848
i can't think of any more right now

but it is my sincere belief that human beings take sexuality way too seriously with absurd rules about who you can do it with, where, and in what situations, and then it always has to get tangled up with love and emotions and feelings and marriage and religion

fuck that, i just want to be able to go up to a pretty girl and honk her boobs as a joke or finger her asshole as a surprise, or watch girls do silly naked dances in public for laughs or get a bunch of guys together and jack off on a balcony, spraying the crowd below with our hot sticky white jets, the people below rewarding us with laughter and applause, some of them trying to catch it in their mouths, or just straight up fucking a stranger in a public place with all of our clothes on, just unzipped barely enough for my cock to enter her wet snatch, waving at passersby who give us a thumbs up or stop to masturbate a little while watching us, their eyes rolling back and moaning, spraying their cum and vaginal juices on the sidewalk then walking away
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What are you listening to, /mlpg/?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSByjqMGtaU
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>>3691947
...wat
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>>3691947
That's my fetish
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>>3691949
Hymns
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0
Masterpieces.
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>>3691949
>Sulic & Hauser
I love you
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>>3691949
nothing
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>>3691947
sexually frustrated liberal pls go
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>>3691947
Wouldn't it be nice if society was that open minded. Sadly, religion has fucked things up irreversibly.
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>>3691947
A lot of ugly concepts come up when you factor in homosexuality and/or people who won't take no for an answer though.
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>>3691960
>implying he isn't right with his first thing
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>>3691947
That's maybe a little much. But we definitely take sex way too seriously.
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>>3691958
No you don't.
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLCh0qb4No
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9DO1U1U5Rc
Two Steps From Hell
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>>3691947
"hey fluttershy I have a new game we can play. It's called pin the tongue on my asshole"
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>>3691947
> i just want to be able to go up to a pretty girl and honk her boobs as a joke or finger her asshole as a surprise
When I was like 14 I wrote fics about a world like this. I'm a girl.
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>>3691967
> i can't think of any more right now
k
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>>3691936

I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwFAXmlJtI
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>>3691965
If we were used to seeing homosexuals fucking in public, we probably wouldn't think twice about it. It's just because it has become a social taboo that makes it "shocking" or disgusting.
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>>3691970
>Blueblood
>Important
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>>3691972
>>>/jp/
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>>3691949
>>3691958
Apocalyptica vs. 2CELLOS vs Nuthin But Strings

Only one can survive, who will come out on top?

Ready... FIGHT!
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5C_rDkM0jY
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>>3691969
You are right, I don't.
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>>3691970
>>3691970
and zebas are niggers

like

lol
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>>3691949
Just beaten Hell and now its stuck in my head currently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAGhP8twkAM

Time to play as as lesbian now.
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>>3691985
>implying it isn't a good thing if you get redirected at /jp/
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>>3691936

Why is Teadog humping her back
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepVH1FI_Tg
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>>3691947

I feel like you're taking sexuality way too seriously by the amount of words you dedicate to it.

Simple fact: Society's opinion about sexuality has changed dramatically throughout the ages and will continue to change. The way sexuality was experienced in Roman times or midieval times are way different then now.

You will just have to accept the fact you were born in a time when certain ethics didn't conform with yours.
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>>3691970
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>>3691990
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>>3692006
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX-XAWfi3UE
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>>3691947
I wonder if pony society is like that. Sex viewed as a completely normal and healthy thing, and if a mare is in heat she will just present herself to the passing stallions until one who has time mounts her and gives her a good rutting while other ponies watch (or just ignore it and happily go on their way). And then when they're done, they just part ways and go about their business as if nothing had happened.
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>>3692005
He sounded dangerously reminiscent of a lot of Furry screen caps I've seen on the subject, too.
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>>3691983
That's not what I meant. I mean the fantasy might seem a lot less enjoyable if you imagine some guy suddenly cumming on your face or sticking his dick in your mouth when you're taking the train. And I'm sure most lesbians wouldn't be comfortable with you trying to stick a finger in them. Trying to play sexual things off as harmless and innocent implies that people will always be up for whatever you do to them, and that's just not so for most people -- and it has nothing to do with society.
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>>3692006
>Beefcake

BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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>>3691949

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUxHH1G6Do
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>>3691979
do you still have them

also i love you
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>>3692019
That's ugly, I don't like it.
Eq.
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>>3691947
>>3692019
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>>3692026
Well, the bit about cumming in random people's faces might be overdoing it a bit. That would probably be annoying regardless, even if we thought nothing more of it than if a kid were to run around spraying us with a squirtgun. But apart from that.
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>>3692019
I must be in the minority of MLPGoers who prefer romantic, intimate, monogamous relationships
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>>3692032
Are you kidding me? That was forever ago. It was also a little less "lol this is totally innocent no problems here" and a tiny bit more misogynistic, but I like my dystopian society with a bit more degradation I guess. Sorry to disappoint.
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>>3692039
look up

sperm sharking

you're welcome

also it was just a fantasy, thanks for reading
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>>3692040
Nah, not at all. That comes up a lot too. This is just what's being discussed at the moment.
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>>3692005
>You will just have to accept the fact you were born in a time when certain ethics didn't conform with yours.
Or you can speak up and fight "the man".
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>mfw furfags keep whining why no one plays their games, yet they only post Solatorobo and Morenatsu
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>>3692019
Keep dreaming.
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>>3692040
I'll just say I hate what you mentioned a lot less than, for example, contents of >>3691947
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>>3692060
Solatorobo was a great game, but the story was a bit cringe-worthy at times.
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>>3692063
>reaming.
How do you get a 1000 pixel YouTube player.
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>>3692040
I see no reason why the two kinds need be mutually exclusive.
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>>3692058
I bet you wear brony shirts publicly too.
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>>3692040

MLPG wants to have intimate monogamous relationships with their horse waifus. They'll have empty meaningless sex with any human.
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>>3692063
FLIM AND FLAM ARE MULTIFORMS

Instead of mixing up the mouths, they mixed up where the magic comes out!
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>>3692070
What is "image resizing"?
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>>3692069
I'm not even going to play it because they're furries. Meh.
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So where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?
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>>3692006
Purge it
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>>3692046
So you basically wrote fapfics for yourself about a society where guys could grope you and worse with impunity? You must have low self-esteem.
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Going to watch the new batman soon.
Is it good?
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>>3692082
ded
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>>3692082
Doing voice work for commercials. Maybe a minor role on this or that cartoon.
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>>3692070
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>>3692087
I heard it made a killing in the box office
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>>3692082
Same uni as always, except with a PhD.
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>>3692082
Finishing my Master's degree
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>>3692046
You sound very interesting
I'd like to talk with someone like you
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>>3692095
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>>3692095
Oh you.
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>>3692087
It's not as good as the other 2
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>>3692087
It's Killer
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>>3692093
Lel.
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>>3692095
>>3692105
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>>3692086
>You must have low self-esteem.
Hey, just because a girl has rape fantasies doesn't mean she hates herself. It just means she likes rape fantasies.
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>>3692082
Still sitting here, but not sure if MLPG or /mlp/ will remain.
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>>3691949
Mord Fustang's set at Ultra Music Festival.
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>>3692101
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>>3692058

>the man

>implying it was some sort of big conspiracy that decided which decided current sexual ethics and not the evolution of our culture combined with certain biological imprints.

You're probably one of those faggots who think that if we just all went naked and fucked each other all problems in the world would be solved.
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>>3692086
Oh, like what you guys write about regularly in here is so much better. There's nothing wrong with my imaginary world.
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>>3691949
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7bTvTtXJg
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>>3692082

Achieving wizardry.
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I want to be a lusty mare. So badly.
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>>3692098
I don't really write them anymore. Sorry, anon.
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>>3692121
No, it wasn't some big conspiracy. In this case, "the man" is society in general. We need to stand up against taboos and bullshit, and erase the damage done by religion and moralfaggotry over the years.
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I breifly forgot how to spoiler things
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>>3692000

Dogs are stupid.
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>>3692136
I'd lock you up in a chastity belt and keep the key away from you, anon~
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>>3692082
Working as a software developer, though by that point I'd probably be into one of the echelons of design

possibly taking night classes towards an MBA
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>>3692142
There's nothing to spoil.
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>>3692123
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>>3692142
You have to type "Word"
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>>3692141
>implying neckbeards posting in threads about cartoons for little girls can have any idea about moral supremacy
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>>3692136
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>>3692121
>naked and fucked each other all problems in the world would be solved.
Not all of them. But it would solve the problem of society's prudishness about sex and other taboo subjects.
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>>3692082
I'll be goku
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>>3691979
I knew a guy who would just casually honk a girl's boobs. She didn't even care.
We'd all known each other about a week.
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>>3692082
Translating books from my language to english

My country has like the lowest rate of people passing english on school, so I should not be having much trouble
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>>3692155
No, I just know I hate morals.
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>>3692163
Wouldn't that be a terribly boring job?
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>>3692147
and you wouldn't even do naughty things to me?
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>>3692158
>implying it's the problem
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>>3692138
Nevermind then, you sound boring.
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>>3692178
thanks doc
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>>3692178
acid pls
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>>3692171
I will have you behave and not suck off random strangers on the street.
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>>3692172
>implying it's not
moralfag please go
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>>3692082

Posting background ponies in MLPG
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>>3692178
Did the artist drew the boots separately?
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i don't know if you guys have heard of bozarking, it was a reddit meme a while back

http://slacktory.com/2011/12/bozarking-doctor-who/

I love when women do stuff like this and are all "Lets all get naked and wear tophats while pretending to be 19th century intellectuals! This is just silly fun! We don't care if Dave is here cause it's just Dave. Hahaha "Dave has a boner! (Singing and pointing) Dave has a boner! Dave has a booonner!" As you blush and sheepishly grin, as Sarah says "we are supposed to be discussing the finer points of literature and the future of science and industry! This is no time for prurient thoughts!" As she grabs your dick and vigorously whacks you off as they jokingly rub their tits in your face and rub asses together and they cheer and clap when you cum like a fountain. "Hahaha he's still twitching!"
Then ten minutes later while discussing the improbability of horseless carriages catching on you pop up again and they all briefly roll their eyes and Sarah sighs as she grabs your dick and pounds away in a workmanlike fashion without missing a beat in the discussion and when some splashes in Alices teacup she takes a sip as if nothing happened.
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>>3692158
Am I getting trolled here do you genuinely believe that?
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>>3692178
Do I sense Acid coming?
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>>3692188
That pony has large hips
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>>3692186
Oooh, do tell me more how you will make me.
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>>3692170
It's not if you actually enjoy translating stuff

Allowing millions of people to expand their cultural horizons beyond the barriers of language feels really nice
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>>3692193
Are you a prude?
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>>3692141

See there you go, you blame religion and morals for what is essentially an instinct driven process. There are practical advantages for both men and women to having monogamous relationships as a "standard" and keeping other forms of relationships on the side.

This has been the case throughout history with the specifics changing from culture to culture, depending on history, power struggles, classes. Sexuality as it is now is a lot more then just moralfags and religion.

Even if somehow became acceptable to have sex everywhere, jealousy, anger and frustration would still exist.
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>>3692187
Just jack off and stop spouting bullshit, it's not the society/moralfags/prudes fault no one wants to fuck your obese ass.
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>>3692138
I'm not him
>>3692175
Just the fact that you ever wrote them sounds interesting. I wouldn't want to write fanfiction with you
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>>3692192
> tfw your sister will never masturbate your cock
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>>3692188
Best green pony
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Go to Africa for a week and tell me public sex is still a good idea
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dat girl sure loves hot sauce
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Why not call her ``DJ Axxid''.
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>>3692218
>>3692188
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>>3692225
why?
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>tfw almost a month without nighttime MLPG

what is "chill" ;_;
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>>3692205
I didn't say there was anything wrong with monogamous relationships. If people want to have them, that's fine. It's the way society treats anything that deviates from its "standards" as bad that's the problem.
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>>3692192
>reddit


stop right there before you set off the shitposting sirens
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>>3692231
I wish this was animated
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>>3692214
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>>3692225
>``
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>>3692192
So it's basically just hentai logic?
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>>3692231

Well its almost right
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>>3692245
Lel.
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>>3692245
Source?
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>>3692231
>my art gets posted
>what is this feel
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>>3692266
>>>/gif/
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>>3692255
I'm pretty sure "le" and variants have been used more ironically than sincerely at this point.
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>>3692225
Dj aXDXDXD
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>>3692266
Junji Ito - Mimi's Ghost Stories
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>>3692274
I think there are people who actually use ``lel'' seriously.
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>>3692274

Well yeah. "le" is more of a /v/ meme than a reddit meme. I've only seen like one or two comics that ever used it seriously, and /v/ latched onto it like a fucking starving african baby.

I just find the whole thing hilarious.
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>>3692208
Well I guess I'm flattered but I don't know what you'd want to discuss. Like I said my fantasy world is a little different from yours in some fundamental ways.

>>3692175
That's fine, I'll keep my not-quite-rape-y dystopia to myself.
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>>3692272
Great feel, ain't it?
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>>3692281
>Guro-Manga
Thanks my nigger,will read later.
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>>3692220
would you rub some on her pert butthole?
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This picture would be my cutie mark
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>>3692291
>I just find the whole thing hilarious.
>the whole thing
>whole
>le
Pls.
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>>3692291
So in their attack on reddit for stealing "our" old joke and running them into the ground with little understanding, they did the exact same?
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>>3692309
whole le shit XD
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>>3692291
It's been showing up a lot recently, actually. I heard my sister use "le me" when I talked to her on the phone a couple of days ago, and the ragecomics I've seen friends post on facebook use it liberally.
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>>3692299
i'd much rather ginger her

wouldn't it be hiliarious just to see her dance around

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingering
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>Not liking le

dafaq?
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>>3692325
>>3692324
>>3692291
I've been on reddit for years -I never seen them using this article/word. Never.
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>>3692331
>gingering
Whoa, there, I haven't seen you for quite some time, my old friend. Have you met our newest pal, uropygial glands?
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>>3692331
Oh hey, we're bringing this back?
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>>3692293
I look at it now and all I see are flaws and shitty lines oh god. I mean, not that I'm all that good now,
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>>3692325
>I heard my sister use "le me"
Holy shit
Did you know that even in non English speaking countries we're not safe? There are websites used to translate and share ragecomics.
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>>3692331
Thanks, I completely forgot about this.
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>>3692337
>dafaq
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>>3692338
>browsing Redshit
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>>3692321

Yes.
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>>3692361
looks like we've got a badass over here
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>>3692361
Reddit is way better than /b/ and /v/
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what a silly and nonsexual prank
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>>3692346
where is my preentext?
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>>3692370
>>>r/f7u12
>>>r/xD
>>>r/jailbait
>>>r/picsofdeadkids

>>3692374
But it's not. /b/ can be good if you dig for diamonds.
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>>3692377
Looks like she's about to piss herself. Did Spike put something in her water trough?
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>>3692361
Not him, but an local astronomy group I'm part of uses their own little sub-reddit for link aggregation. It's mostly telescope part links and links to google map markers for good places to set up outside the city limits, and it works okay.
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>>3692292

Hey, just wanted to let you know you're a worthless slut and I'm literally, actually disgusted by you. I hope you catch AIDS, PS you're a fucking skank.
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>>3692377
go touch his dick
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>>3692361
So cool and edgy

US HIPSTERS 4CHANNERS RIGHT
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>>3692361
I know blind reddit hate is the "cool thing" on 4chan, but honestly, the smaller subs aren't bad.
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>>3692391
>But it's not. /b/ can be good if you dig for diamonds.
>>>/b/
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>>3692377

>filename

With the way they carry their tails you would think they all were
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>>3692391
>/b/ can be good
you, you don't actually believe this, do you?
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>>3692402
I thought Acid died off. Please don't bring it back.
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I visit the tribes sub reddit for news because I can't stand the cunts left in the tribes general
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>>3692374
Reddit as a whole?
Probably, because the sub board things for some topics can be decent, from what I've seen, although I have no use for them.

Comparing /b/ to r/atheism or fuuuuuuu or whatever? Its probably fairly even.
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>>3692392
>Spike drugging Twilight to make her piss herself while he's watching
UNF
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>>3692407
PACCE
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>reddit
How was that weird FiM porn subtumblr called?
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>>3692417
>[▼]
>Filter
>Image MD5
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>>3692399
>Hey, just wanted to let you know you're a worthless slut
Oh, anon, you're just telling me what I want to hear.
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>>3692430
>subtumblr
How could I fail so much.
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>>3692430
spaceclop?
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>>3692430
r/clopclop/

> inb4 bronies
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>>3692430
>Subtumblr
Hahahaha
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>>3692440
No, that's the regular non-weird one.
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>>3692416
I actually still browse /b/ sometimes.
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>>3692430
>subtumblr
1try2hard
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>>3692430
broniesgonewild?
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>>3692444
Anything of interest going on in there?
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>>3692412
you are now aware that my little ponies are pretty much sexually aroused all the time

if your tv had smell-o-vision your home would be filled with so much marecunt scent you could smell it wafting down the street and everyone would know you were watching ponies again
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>>3692443
>non-weird
>pony porn
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>>3692436
unf?
are you into simulated rape?
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>>3692454
>if your tv had smell-o-vision your home would be filled with so much marecunt scent you could smell it wafting down the street and everyone would know you were watching ponies again
oh god this boner
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>>3692422
look up

spike's urine lust

you're welcome
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>>3692459
Then relatively.
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>>3692454
UNF
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>>3692454
THAT FLUTTERSHY IS TOO CUTE
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>>3692465
No need. I wrote it.
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>>3692208
Hey, anyway, if you're still around all this has got me thinking on some of that old stuff. So if you still want to talk I wouldn't mind.

>>3692460
I'm >>3692046 >>3691979
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>>3692452
Other than the sticky, nothing. I just wish the ID system was global, would fix many things.
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>>3692475
then the student has become the master

well done
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>>3692472
Fluttershy is always TOO CUTE.
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>>3692483
It would ruin anonymity.
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>>3692483
I think you might be in the minority there.
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>>3692493
2.3 background character
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Jesus we really need S3 to start already
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>>3692484
Damn, that's cute. Is that Apple Bloom with wings?
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>>3692484
Dem janitors have the fastest brooms in the west.
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>>3692501
CUTE 2.3 background character
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>>3692483

It would make it even easier for Leth to profile us all.
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>>3692502
Yes we do

And the comics
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>>3692483
>wishes the ID system was global

I could care less about you browsing /b/, but that sets my teeth to grinding. Kindly go fuck yourself.
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>>3692510
Your opinions are shit.
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>>3692495
>>3692497
It doesn't have to mean the disabling of tripcodes and names. Just add ID's, you still can use names or trips, it would just kill that annoying samefag problem.
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>>3692517
Cadence pls go
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>>3692505
>>3692506
Fuck, the autoupdate didn't even get it.
I hate this fucking incrementing bullshit.
Moot needs to fix his website
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>>3692483
>everyone remebering everyone elses id numbers
If calling people out wasn't bad enough
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>>3692517
Why? What's the bad thing about an ID system really?
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>>3692484
>>3692484
v
>>3692484>>3692484>>3692484>>3692484

repost plz?
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>>3692514
goddammit

rainbow dash has straight eyelashes

it is a crucial part of her tomboyish good looks

what a fucking moron
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>>3692524
>samefag problem.
It's not much of a problem. Heck, even the GG impersonators aren't that annoying.
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>>3692513
>>3692531
ID's change after a day.
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>>3692518

Posting cute ponae to counter
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>>3692501
Jealous and mad
>>
well the janitors are out in full force today.
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>>3692524
That would be so shit seeing as we have like 100 people that even come here.
even less in each others timezones.
no-one would be anonymous
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>>3692524
What problem?
>>
What's a good version of photoshop to replace SAI? I don't need any of that fancy 3d bullshit, just something that does everything SAI does.
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Fuck IDs, give me flags
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>>3692540
I saw some faggots whining about it in a sticky when ID's were announced in /b/.
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>>3692524
It would also mean everyone could know which posts were made by a particular anon, and therefore ruining anonymity.
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>>3692548
>mad
Pls.
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>>3692556
theres no photoshop that can do stabalizer.
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>>3692533
What's the bad thing about no ID system? Don't fix what isn't broken.
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>>3692454
Just imagine them drooling their fluids behind them all over town. You could practically slide to work every morning.
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>>3692557
I want /pol/s flags here
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>>3692556
Gimp?
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>>3692559
>What is ID: Heaven?
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>>3692563

Really? That seems odd.
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>>3692566
why can't i live in a world full of exposed cunts
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>>3692556
>just something that does everything SAI does
well that'd be SAI
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>>3692533

There isn't really a big need for an ID system here in MLP.

Now in /v/ on the other hand...
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>>3692570
Seeing as a troll flag is labeled `´Retard'' for Reddit, I'm sure you guys would get butthurt.
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>>3692570
>Dashfag
>Brony
>Horsefucker
>etc

MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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>>3692566
Just like Discord in S02E02?
>it wasn't soap he was skiing on, it was pony pussy juice
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>>3692484
please?

imgur.com will do
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>>3692594
which pony has the juiciest puss
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>>3692602
It's just a picture of Fluttershy, nothing even interesting
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>>3692476
please respond
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>>3692605
panka. shes in a state of near complete arousal at all times.
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>>3692605
Applejack!
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>>3692611
I still would like to see it.
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>>3692522
So I've been told, but that doesn't keep Fluttershy from being cute.
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>>3692583

But SAI shits the bed with a dual monitor setup.

I could just turn off one monitor whenever I want to draw but it'd be nice to be able to use both.
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>>3692518
Why was this deleted? It's not anthro.
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>>3692627
what? im using sai and dual monitors with no problem.
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>>3692627
I have no problem using Sai with 2 monitors
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>>3692630
because moot dun goofd making this board blue.
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>>3692630
nsfw would be the obvious guess.
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Don't mind me just posting yellowest pone.
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>>3692613
I'm here, I'm here
Anything on your mind?
Or do you want me to interrogate you?
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>>3692630
Idiot.
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>>3692643
spitfire.jpg
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>>3692634
>>3692637

well my tablet's drivers are shit. it's a known problem with many tablets and apparently no solution.
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>>3692644
Oh, I just thought you wanted to talk. And now that the subject's been stirred up, it's a little hard to drop, that's all. Forgive me.
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>>3692649
Spitfire isn't yellow she is vermillion
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>>3692605
Probably Pinkie.
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pone catches you staring at her butt
what do
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Are we ded yet.
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>>3692642
NSFW gets posted here all the time, and the janitors rarely seem to care.
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>>3692671
Um, okay, why are you telling me this?
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>>3692671
It's just the one overzealous nazi janitor who deletes standing ponies
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>>3692666
>bob eyebrows
"Hey, babe. That's a nice plot you got there."
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>>3692671
But sometimes we get a pissy janitor who deletes anything forever
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>>3692677
Ponies aren't bipedal, on the other hand.
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>>3692666
Tell her it's the biggest I've seen. Girls apparently like that.
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>>3692676
I was merely pointing out that this thread is pretty much inherently NSFW (but I'm sure we all knew that already), and most of the porn that gets posted here doesn't get deleted unless it's deemed "furry" or in some other way rulebreaking.
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>>3692686
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>>3692686
>plot
>not fundament
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>>3692691
There are human poses in the show, including standing pones
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>>3692699
Still against the rules.
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>>3692657
no no no, I'd like to talk. I'm just not sure what to bring up specifically.

We don't have to talk about fetishy things if you don't like, just discussing things with someone that is ostensibly a kinky female feels novel to me
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>>3692707
Care to show me, except Lyra?
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>>3692671
>>3692699
It only gets deleted when the janitor is awake for an hour
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>>3692625
It's true, she is the cutest pony
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>>3692723
Fluttershy in the Crystal song.
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>>3692725
How do we know when that is?
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>>3692723
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>>3692723
I don't have any screenshots but:
Fluttershy in the Crystal song
Twilight in the Autism song
Pinkie in general
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would you milk fluttershy's uropygial glands
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>>3692723
Easier if you say "except Pinkie".
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>>3692613
>>3692644
>>3692657
>>3692713
Just fuck already.
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We've been here for about 167 days.
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>>3692727
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>>3692742
If she wanted me to.
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>>3692713
...Seriously? Well, I like feeling novel. But I'm a little self-conscious since I don't want to derail the thread any further, so perhaps this isn't the best place for it?
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>>3692742
Why is it alway's fluttershy with her uropygial glands? Can't it be, let's say, RD or Celestia for once?
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>>3692751
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>>3692723
>a horse can sit upright in a bed

It's not just Lyra.
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>>3692749
SSSHHH
we must observe the mating dance of the rare heterosexual spaghettimancers without disturbing them.
Who knows what will happen if they are alerted to our presence
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>>3692752

>babby's first waifu

I still like her.
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>>3692765
well then would you be in the middle of a uropygial gland bukkake with fluttershy, dash and celestia?
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>>3692713

>girl literally begs you to talk with her
>b-but how do i talked 2 gurl

Pls anon. Pls. You're hurting me.
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>>3692723

Just watch season two man
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>>3692765
Could be anyone you like I guess, as long as it's a pegasus. I'm not sure why it's always Fluttershy. Maybe it's just because I coincidentally started it with Fluttershy when it was first brought up, and it stuck, or maybe people just like Fluttershy.
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>>3692801
Janitor quickly!
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>>3692799
>people just like Fluttershy

Of course people like her she is waifu'est pony
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>>3692786
Not him, but yes I would. I think. What does preening oil taste like anyway?
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>>3692813
He was quicker than you.
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>>3692787
To be fair she's at least as spaghetti as him. I'm imagining girlsnails at her computer, writing awkward porn.
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>>3692823
UNF
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>>3692819
well they are marshmallow horses so my guess would be that fluttershy's taste like peaches, dash's like blueberries, and idk about celestia
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>>3692835
Celestia would taste like vanilla.
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>>3692835
Vanilla milk
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>>3692835
What about Gilda?
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>>3692785
Nope, that title goes to this one.
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>MLPG shits itself every time something gets deleted

Can you really not live without pony porn for 20 minutes? I'm concerned...
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>>3692841
>>3692843
> vanilla milk

Celestia is pure like that indeed.
> tfw some ponies invite the Princess in their town under some silly reasons because only her presence purifies its air and environment
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>>3692848
Chocolate?
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>>3692764
I suppose we can set up IM later
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>>3692835

>tfw Pinkie tastes like strawberries
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>>3692857
It's not about the porn. It's a matter of principal. Deleting posts is an attack on free speech and a censorship-free environment.
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>>3692841
>>3692843
Luna would taste like blackberries.

Yum.
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>>3692865
but pinkie does not have glands
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>>3692823
>>3692831
Not pictured: The guy afraid to talk to her (who I can only assume must be Snips).
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>>3692867
4chan has never been censorship free.
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>>3692867
4chan never was about free speech.
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>>3692864
Is this WLM or what?
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>>3692882
Yeah, right. On paper.
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>>3692865
>>3692843
>>3692841
>>3692835
Remember it's oil. You could probably cook it in a cake. I wonder if you could deep-fry something in it, given enough oil?
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>>3692864
If you two ever end up fucking or something please tell us
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>>3692872

It's my headcanon
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you here sweetie/bleachanon?
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>>3692892
gimme a few minutes and I'll get back to you there's a picture on my computer I'm looking for...
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>>3692894
oh god more facets of this keep showing up
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>>3692888
Just email me and we'll set it up through there. I don't really have an IM client of choice at the moment
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>>3692835
I always like to think that Fluttershy tastes like vanilla
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>>3692898
Isn't that sort of counter to leaving the thread in the first place?

>>3692912
All right, I'm sure I can throw something together.
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>>3692848
Sriracha
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>>3692914
really rich, french vanilla.
Like that creamy yellow ice cream
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>>3692894
>>3692894
We were talking about the taste. Oil still can taste like vanilla milk, especially in rainbow-colored land of magical ponies, ESPECIALLY when comes to Celestia.

> tfw Celestia's wing oil can can be used for the potion of long-life
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>>3692914
nah her colorings naturally make her a peach pony
>you will never drizzle your pony's oil on some ice cream
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What would you do on the first paid date
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>>3692914
But Rarity is vanilla
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>>3692931
Rape.
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>>3692934

She's coconut
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>>3692942
You're a coconut.

Actually I'm okay with that.
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>you will never clean your waifu's legs of botfly larvae
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>>3692934
Hahahah, nope! She doesn't even have wings! Also, those butterfly wings don't count.
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When will this thread flanally die?
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>>3692894
>Pinkie asks her pegasus friends for some preening oil
>She bakes it into special cupcakes
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"Six shows deep.
But then, how can six be half of thirteen?
It is simple.
Because thirteen already exists.
And so six plus six
Equals thirteen."

Musical episode confirmed?
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>>3692925
>along with several other incredibly rare ingredients
>not even mentioning the fact literally no one knows such potion can be even brewed
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>>3692898
>Fucking someone from MLPG
sounds fun and very very risky
good luck anons
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>>3692964
wat
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>>3692931
Anything she wanted. Happily.
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>>3692969
>implying I wouldn't fuck Nathan
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>>3692964
what if there's a secret message hidden in there
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>>3692969
risky how?
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>>3692976
Yeah it's the there is a full musical episode
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>>3692975

Do you have some disease fetish?
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>>3692983
Why would anyone have a disease fetish?
Wait, don't answer that...
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We
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That boy needs therapy.
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ded
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I wish to run my tongue all over Lyra's body.
All.
Over.
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>>3692906
ah here it is
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Everyone is in Rose's stream probably. (and so am I)
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>>3692999

Moot confirmed for filthy 1 percenter. I hope anonymoose haxxors him
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>>3692999
>anynewt gingrich
Wasn't this the wordfilter for ``anypony''?
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>>3693021
Don't know, don't use /b/
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>>3692999
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>>3693028
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>>3693021
It's obviously the filter for 4chan
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>>3693028
I love that one. It's always funny when people don't know what freedom of speech means
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>>3693029
The size is way off.
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>>3693038
Man these filters making the content a whole lot less readable.
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>>3693029
I know it's perverse, but I fucking love Angel x Fluttershy. The size difference makes it.
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>>3693039
I'm sure ``newt gingrich'' was for both ``4chan'' and ``pony''.
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>>3693050
You sound like a /ss/ fan my good sir
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>>3693057
welp the nazis are here, gonna head out for a while.
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god damn it fluttershy
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>>3693065
Don't come back.
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>>3693060
/ss/ was never a board on 4chan. You might mean /sm/.
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>>3692912
rarara okay I sent something, whatever, I think I'm leaving the thread now.
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>>3693065
?
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>>3693088
mods = nazis.
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Which pony enjoys synthpop the most?
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>>3693075
then why does everyone refer to it as /ss/?
Maybe it was the board for it some chan else.
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>>3693075
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>>3693041
Freedom of speech is in the Bill of Rights in America. It guarantees that no matter how unpopular your opinion is, you have the right to say it... in America. 4chan is not America or the United States Government, so it doesn't have to follow it;s rules or laws.

Only thing is, 4chan has to. If SOPA passed, or any internet regulatory law passed, it would have had to follow that law like every other site on the web.

Think about that: 4chan doesn't have to bow down to the fundamental doctrine that defines America, but it will have to be forced to follow laws made for corporations.

Moot doesn't know what his priorities are. Of course, he never finished college, so...
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>>3693096
There was a Shota/Male board on 4chan.

>>3693093
I know there's a board called like this on 7shit.
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>>3693102
So... by that logic any website doesn't have to follow any rules of its host country? wut.
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>>3693084
Godspeed, anon
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>>3693102
>so it doesn't have to follow it;s rules or laws.
I'm pretty sure it does
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>>3693102

How about you go fuck yourself in the ass with a spiked dildo?
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>>3693115
Are those 2 gonna fuck?
I missed all that.
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Let's talk about the show.
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>>3693125
I think so

May he find happiness on her batshit crazy ass
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>>3693102
you're on the right track, but not quite there.

4chan is private property, therefore free speech does not apply.
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>>3693133
Got a topic in mind, Anon?
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>>3693006
Yeah, so much for that
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>>3693135
>you will never find your own batshit crazy lover
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>>3693139
Fall Weather Friends!
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>>3693136

I guess you haven't heard about hate crimes.
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>>3693133
Indeed. How useless you think the next appearance of the wonderbolt would be?
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>>3693143
>>>/las-vegas/
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>>3693133
I don't know if I want to see world building or anything too specific because I'm afraid the show writers would do a poor job of it at this point.
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>>3693156
I didn't mean THAT crazy.
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>>3693150
>on 4chan
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>>3693119
>>3693111
The Bill of Rights is guaranteed to every American, Freedom of Speech being the big one. 4chan is not the government, therefore, it doesn't have to guarantee anyone free speech. But it will have to follow laws like SOPA where it wants to or not.

>>3693136
And yet, he would have to follow SOPA even if 4chan is his private website. Again, he doesn't have his priorities straight.
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>>3693141
>streaming from an external HDD connected via USB 1
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>>3693160
In the thumbnail it looks like Celestia and Luna have censor bars over their eyes.
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its funny how gore is aokay so lets have a gore thread.
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>>3693160
That scene would have been so great
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>>3693175
I bet the evil nazi mods did this
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>>3693173
>artists and technology
Hey, it worked fine when I wasn't streaming.
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>>3693145
I loved the back and forth between AJ and Dash that episode. Competitive friendships are great to watch.
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>>3693160
What is "sameface"?
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>>3693179
>>>/mlp/
>>>/b/
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>>3693184
I could write my thesis on artists and technology at this point.
It's an Enigma.
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>>3693179
Get fucked by a gargantuan lion
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>>3693188
No sameface there
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>>3693180
That would be cheating though. Not because the Alicorn might win the race by running but because their subject is a afraid of outrunning and winning again the Alicorns.
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>>3693211
So edgy.
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>>3693211
no see thats gonna get deleted cause its showing genitals which so offend god.
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>>3693211
Gilda looks sad
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>>3693135
He's gonna mail me back, you watch.
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>>3693160
>because I'm afraid the show writers would do a poor job of it at this point
Brace yourself, anon, I have some bad new for you; Meghan McCathy in charge of the show now. Yes, unfortunately.
So your fears is not without a reason.
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>>3693214
Yeah but how hilarious would it be when AJ ties their wings up so they can't cheat?
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You know what Scootaloo's oil tastes like?

Chicken!/spoiler]huehuehue
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>>3693179
Well why the fuck not
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>>3693225
Oh boy here we go.
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>>3693218
i bet u cut on my edgieness lol
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>discussing free speech issues and politics
>in MLPG

i'll come back later
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>>3693229
>scootaloo's oil tastes like chipotle honey mustard
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>>3693211
That reminds me of that one time I posted a watercolor picture of fluttershy being tortured and it got banned on ponichan.
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>>3693225
I mean I'm not being some unreasonable moron about it. But the glass half empty part of me has thoughts, too.
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>>3693241
are you gonna post it?
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>>3693238
There's show discussion nogdog, it's just peppered in there.
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>>3693219
Don't be silly, God loves genitalia
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>>3693220
More like content, like a cat.
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>>3693253
I don't get it.
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>>3693253
He created them in his image, after all.
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>>3693259
Kinda like this guy.
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>>3693261
I hope that isn't supposed to be what I think it is
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>>3693251
I'll go dive into my folders. It's a year old so I don't promise anything.
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>>3693261
Good grief.
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>>3693276
Oympic pony?
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lskNTCzdLNE
>that guy cosplaying as rarity on the right side in the background
JESUS HOLY BADGER DICKS WHY
EVERYTHING IS RUINED
WHY DOES PONYSHIT NEED TO INFEST EVERYTHING
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>>3693273
post more cats :3
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>>3693261
>bat wings
>union jack
What the fuck.
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>>3693289
>MLP invented univorns
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>>3693281
Starcraft?
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>>3693272
Actually - yes, metaphorically speaking. We were made by him from his own image or whatever the correct line is in english.
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Its fancy pony time!
>>3693283
>>3693283
>>3693283
>>3693283
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>>3693281
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>>3693292
Kittie
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>>3693273
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>>3693305
Wasn't this one of the first things he posted?
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>>3693303
I think it's a medic pony.
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>>3693303
Top part of the armor indicates such.
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redline stream up now
http://www.livestream.com/mrru
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Well the new thread's off to a bad start.
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DID I HEAR STARCRAFT?
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>>3692857
Lol

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