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03/03/12(Sat)19:44 No.366882There are 4 buttons in front of you, MLPG. You may press only one.
>Red Button: You never have to sleep ever again. You will never drop below a "normal" energy level and your brain will defragment itself automatically. Substances like caffeine and sugar can still give you energy boosts, but you will not crash afterwards. Your muscles and limbs still feel fatigue from use, so you may have to undergo periods of inactivity to recuperate from physical activity.
>Blue Button: You get the ability to instantly turn anything you touch into Skittles, ala the Skittles commercials. You control this ability by consciously thinking about doing it, and cannot "accidentally" use the power. You have to willfully want to turn something into Skittles. It can only be something that is in contact with your skin. This can be used on people and living things, essentially killing them. Things turned into Skittles are irreversibly so. Any momentum from a transformed object is carried over to the Skittles, I.E. if you transformed an oncoming bus into skittles you’d be hit by a wall of skittles moving as fast as a speeding bus. Using this power on Skittles does nothing.
>Green Button: You get the magic carpet from Disney’s Aladdin. It behaves the same way as it does in the movie, can reach speeds in excess of several hundred miles per hours, and can carry up to 300 pounds before becoming encumbered. It has a “personality” of its own, but it is loyal to you. Additionally, it will protect your life like its own, as its life is tied to yours (if you die, it dies). It is not indestructible but it is flame retardant.
>Yellow Button: Every Sunday at 3 AM Eastern Time for the rest of your life, 300 dollars in U.S. 20 dollar bills will appear inside the pair of shoes you wore most that week. If you never wore shoes once during that whole week, you get nothing for that week. |
