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Old Horse
>>3626414

Question time! Here comes the Cutie Pox! So, what do you think of an existence of a sickness like the Cutie Pox? Did you think this was a decent Applebloom episode? Do you agree the lesson here is to not take shortcuts in things you really want to get or do?
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>>3626414

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homosuck is shit
enjoy your autism
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2nd best CMC episode
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>>3629187
Spike
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>>3629183
>>>/mlp/
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hello i'm here to post in this thread
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>>3629183
Perform open heart surgery because it will save her life?
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>>3629187
Rainbow Dash, of course.
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>>3629187

Rainbow Dash, for she is the spunkiest pony.
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>this everything
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>>3629187
Gummy
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>>3629208
>Absolutely no ball playing allowed
FUCK THAT
FUCK
THAT
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femRumble when?
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>>3629148
The lesson was not to ingest questionable subtances
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>>3629206
>spunkiest
oh ho ho
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>>3629187
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>>3629196
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LOOK AROUND YOU.
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>>3629148
Ugh, one of the worst episodes of the season, fuck the everything of it.

I liked Applebloom speaking in fancy though
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>>3629217
Never
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>>3629208
>pens fans
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>>3629242
jessy i don't have any pictures of your luscious cans saved

can you please share some photos of your delicious chub?
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>>3629242
we herpaderps now?
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>>3629242
now give us porn and we have a deal
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I can't even to begin to imagine how Cutie Pox could work.
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>>3629242
Shit's cute
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>>3629243
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>>3629242
Jessy we were dragons LAST thread!
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>>3629242
Oh mine. That is a lovely dragon.
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http://hedgiefriend.deviantart.com/journal/What-if-sonic-met-my-little-pony-ch-1-part1-318475530

Pulitzer Prize material
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>>3629237
pls
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>>3629271
Fuck /v/.
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>your crush will never return your feelings
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>that brown recolor
Grimdark Klondike thread please.
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So why is /b/ here?
Again?
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>>3629271
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>>3629307
Shut up and report.
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>>3629236
>one of the worst episodes of the season
Actually, here's a list of episodes it was better than:
Secret of My Excess
Sweet and Elite
Family Appreciation Day
Baby Cakes
It's About Time
Dragon Quest
MMMystery on the Friendship Express
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>>3629301
God damn that thing is ugly.
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>>3629302
Someone post that new porn of him
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>>3629242
That is a very pretty dragon.
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>>3629318
No.
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>>3629318
Nope
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>>3629307
WYHY U SO MAAAAAAAD BRO?!?!?
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>>3629301

wow what a shit-tastic character design
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>>3629282
We already knew what happens since it was drawn, though.
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>>3629280
Fluttershy loves baby dragons. Maybe too much.
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>>3629302
Oh COME ON
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>>3629339
>no twin towers
I SERIOUSLY HOPE
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>>3629318
Hey it's this shitty list again
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>>3629242
Jessy draw sexy NMM plz, you never drew her
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>>3629318
>Sweet and Elite
Fuck that episode.
To this day it's the only episode I haven't managed to sit through
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>>3629282
>>3629339
I've actually read a crossover fic between them and it wasn't that bad.
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>>3629318
Thats like, your opinion.
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>>3629318

>FAD
>sweet and elite
>worse than that shitty episode

Are you fucking serious?
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I actually really like It's About Time
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>>3629374

Well great, it's a fantastic episode
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>>3629374
I wouldn't say really like, but it's good
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>>3629367
FAD was kind of crappy and Sweet and Elite was godawful.
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>>3629064
Sorry for delayed responses, I keep checking in at the wrong times it seems.

The current plan is for Friday night 8pm EDT roughly. So in 29-30 hours or so if I have to count.

I'm hoping that's enough heads up and that you can make it.

Song pic for your troubles. [1]
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guys stop talking about the show
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>>3629363
ooooooh, you best be joking nigger.
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Aspirant, you lost again? Where are you...
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>>3629367
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>mfw I don't overcritique a show made for small girls, and just enjoy watching cute ponies be silly for 22 minutes
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>>3629374
Time Cop was decent in everyway, just not super super.
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>>3629404
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
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>>3629392
I seriously thought that was a "Help from my friends" cover at the first notes
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OK, ripped the NBC recording of the 2012 Olympics opening ceremony

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/OlympicsPart1.m4v

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/OlympicsPart2.m4v

Download part 2 to see if the quality to satisfactory for you.
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>>3629385
how does it feel to have such shitty opinions?
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>>3629404
>2 MB

Every time.
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>>3629408
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>>3629413
her clothes come off
where can i buy this
i need it for reasons
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>>3629413
Why can't I have this?
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>>3629385
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>>3629408
While i generally agree with this, MMDW and MMMystery are 2 episodes i can't stand.
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>>3629408
mah nig
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>>3629418
>3,6GB
Jesus fucking Christ what are you doing
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>>3629392
Quests would be kind of cool if it wasn't just EVERY OPTION LEADS TO YOU AND PONE FUCKING
>>3629396
Nope, not even kidding, it's just nothing happening for a good 15 minutes before i shut it off
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>>3629408

My nigga.
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>>3629392
Ooh, I see, 30hrs, hmm... any chance you can shift it back for 3hrs? So it will be ~26-25hrs from now on?
I really want to to participate at last in this one. The Quest seems to be freaking amazing.
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>>3629436
Get money. Or learn how to sew and make money off that.
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>>3629408
My nigga.
I still can't stand OWTEW
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>>3629417
Klondork, let's listen to The Beatles, together in a full moon night
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>>3629436

Because it's one of a kind and it will sell for over 1k bucks
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>>3629443
It's a direct rip, no editing. It's 3:45 hours long, part 2 is only 40 minutes long.
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>>3629439
also that fucking owl episode
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>>3629408
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The ponies have just started a band, what instrument do they each play?
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>>3629460
so all i have to do is get a horse to kick this person over a thousand times and its mine?
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>>3629478
They all play synth.
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Guys can I keep this name
I really like it
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Tartarus is only a day's walk from ponyville.

Discuss.
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>>3629478
Dash or AJ would sing
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>>3629478
Your waifu play my dick
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>>3629478
Pinkie Pie every instrument ever done, game over for the rest
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>>3629457
It was a full moon last night. You missed your chance
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>>3629447
That doesn't have to be part of it, although that seems to be what most the participants want in the end to some degree.

I've considered running a real quest, with more objectives and the like. I just have problems coming up with something other than "Save Equestria," or somesuch.

>>3629450
I'll think on it, though I can't promise anything. If real life stuff gets in the way, or if I find myself busy with other projects that need doing first, it'll stay at it's current time.

Otherwise I could ask the other participants and maybe get it moved up.
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>>3629486
sure, but im going to filter it
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>>3629487
>Fluttershy goes into Tartarus
>makes everything in there her bitch
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>>3629478
rainbow: guitar
twilight: drums
rarity: keyboard
pinkie: sings / triangle
applejack: empty jug / washboard
fluttershy: band manager
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>These casuals don't have listed ranks of every episodes

why even bother
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>>3629505
Nywahahaha
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>>3629487
It's probably the name of the zoo. I bet that dog gets pampered more than Rarity does.
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>>3629487
There hardly anything there since all the dangerous monster are outside, like dragons, hydras, and Cheeseleg.
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>>3629492
bro.
BRO.
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>>3629504
well okay I guess that's fair
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>>3629507
the fuck you're saying bitch
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>>3629413

Damn, this girl makes great stuff
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>>3629506
>Fluttershy band manager and not Twilight

What?
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GOD TIER:
The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
OK TIER:
everything not listed
"FUCKING DROPPED" TIER:
The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Dragon Quest
Sweet and Elite
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>>3629478
Applejack would play the harmonica.
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So, how's your country going in the Olympics, MLPG?
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>>3629478
AJ would play a banjo because hurr redneck.
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>>3629534
6th place, pretty okay.
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>>3629486
Yes, but now you've got to draw and sign with it.
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>>3629530
You're getting worse with every list, tier anon.
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>>3629530
Please stop posting.
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>>3629530
>GOD TIER:
>The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
You already fuck up the list.
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>>3629530
>mmmystery and owtew
>good
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>>3629523

Fuck me
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>>3629534
1 medal behind China.
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>>3629500
That would be really awesome man, I appreciate it.
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>>3629534
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
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>>3629318
It was better than FAD and MMystery, but worse than pretty much all the others you mentioned. But MMDW was of course the worst episode - no other even comes close to that level of shittiness.
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>>3629550
You fags are going to win a lot of gold when the athletics begin.
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>>3629560
Baby cakes was worse
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>>3629539
That's gonna be hard to do with a mouse.
Plus nobody's gonna want to see my shit.
Isn't there another way?
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>>3629567
You have so much fate in the US in this event.

>>3629569
No.
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>>3629549
shiiiiiiiiiit
that's great
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>>3629534
A few gold medals, I think.
3 in swimming, 2 in slalom, 1 in judo. God I wish they would allow Karate in the Olympics.
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>Talking about bad episodes
>Nobody mentions the wedding episodes

What the fuck
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>>3629534
The Olympics? That's happening this year?
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>>3629569
no
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Who is your favorite pony and how many dicks have they sucked?
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>>3629581
Buy a tablet or something. You can also write stories.
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>>3629587
Wedding 2 was one of my favorite episodes
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>>3629587
those are great though
they aren't shit tier episodes like sweet and elite
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>>3629587
because they werent bad. mid tier at worst
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>>3629587
why would we bring up 2 of the best episodes when we're talking about bad ones?
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>>3629549

Goddamn
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>>3629447
I've been drafting my femona x Braeburn Quest and it's turning into a kind of western fantasy adventure. Possibly guns involved, too.
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>>3629603
Pinkie.
All of them.
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>>3629587
I don't want to even mention those episodes again.
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>>3629582
Well, I don't know if a lot of gold, but at least you're going to lead the ranking.

You lost a lot of medals in swimming.
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>>3629603
Dash, and one. its why she is a lesbian.
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>>3629587

Part one - 7/10

Part two - 8.5/10
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>>3629615
TWILY
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>>3629148
HURRICANE FLUTTERSHY IS EVEN WORSE THAN SWEET AND ELITE
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>>3629587
Because they were pretty great, specially the second one
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>>3629618
you said Pinkie but described Rarity
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>>3629608
Could you please shut up and fuck off, gently?
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Which pony is most likely to wake you up by winking around your morning wood, her mind clouded by the lusts of estrus as she takes every last inch?
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>>3629616
>femanon x Braeburn
wtf fingers
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>>3629611
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>>3629627
thats wrong HCFS was a great episode
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>>3629534
Spain here

We lost in footbal, fuck everything else
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>>3629634
none of them
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>>3629623
Yeah, US is down quite a few golds from china, but overall just 1 medal down.

All those bronzes though, goddamn.

Oh well, still happy with how things are going I guess. Something entertaining to watch when I have time.
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>>3629634
fluttershy
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>>3629611
>sweet and elite
>shit tier
What are you a dashfag or something?
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>>3629634
Rarity
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This thread has derailed so much, seriously.
Anyways, I loved that chapter. It was adorable, and also, it was cute hearing AB talking in French.
Gosh, Michelle, why your Apple Bloom voice is so cute?
Also, pic related.
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>>3629615

FUCK

Imma sudoku, I will never be this good at anything
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>>3629642
i would also like to add that i also think S&E was great too
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>>3629631

>implying they both haven't shared all the dicks
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>>3629634

Winking is horrendous
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>>3629660
I don't have a reaction that's appropriate for my boner right now.
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>>3629587
Its decent. The problem comes with SA. He is like one of the legit reason that episode score so low.
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>People bringing up bad episodes
>HaHD was so terrible, people forget it even exists
This happens with song lists, too. No one ever has Perfect Stallion anywhere
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>>3629634
None of them because they aren't real...

If I could choose though, it would be Rarity.
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>>3629654
>we are actually talking about the show
>it has derailed
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>>3629670
It was mediocre, not bad
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>>3629666
you get out
now
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>>3629660
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>>3629670
the reason its not mentioned is because it was mid tier
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Pls.

I already masturbated twice today. My dick hurts. I don't want to do it again. Pls.

Pls.
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>>3629654
>hearing AB talking in French.
Wait, what are you talking about?
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>>3629670
Nigga what

Perfect Stallion was one of the best songs

Dat non shitty CMC chorus
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>>3629361
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>>3629660
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>>3629692
DYE-- ah fuck it.
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>>3629667
This one maybe?
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>>3629692
Go and watch the show you fucking faggot.
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>>3629634
which pony is most likely to wake you up by lightly nuzzling you with her muzzle, then giving you a peck on the lips just as you wake up?
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>>3629695
> Tsundere Moon
UNF
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Which pony is the biggest fan of the fandom of My Little Human?

It's not Lyra, because she legitimately loves humans and has been a fan of all the shows since G1.
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>>3629692
>MAH SISTER'S SPEAKIN IN... FANCY!
DEYWTS
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>>3629687
has it been at least 30 minutes since you last went? then you're good to go again
If not, too bad. you're going again
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Discorded pony ranks:

1. Fluttershy
2. Rarity
3. Applejack
4. Rainbow Dash
5. Pinkie Pie
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>>3629695
very good!
now Gilda
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>>3629682
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>>3629706
>>3629634
Fluttershy for both
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>>3629708
>Tsundere
I'm not seeing it.
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>>3629712
Oooh dammit
I totally forgot about that.
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>>3629715
i agree with this list 100%
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Best looking pony.
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>>3629710

G1 humans were pretty bad imo
G3.5 are creepy as hell (pic related)
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>>3629729
you rang?
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>>3629729
Best pony
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>>3629718
>not this
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>>3629695
>>3629695
Thank you Jess!
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has anything happened in the past week?
anything at all?
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>>3629715
No wings!
No magic!
Earth ponies only!

...final destination
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>>3629736
G3 had no humans
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>>3629747
>mlp
It's MLPG you moron
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>>3629736

Dohohohohohoho
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I love you MLPG.
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Are you happy with your Friend-Off contribution?
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>>3629737
Dash isn't even my favorite
but even I have to admit she's a good-looking pone
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>>3629752
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>>3629755
Why did you respond?
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How much ass does big mac get?
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>>3629721
>the way she wakes you up lets you know how the rest of the day is going to go
>sometimes it's a day of light cuddling, animal caretaking and the occasional trip into town
>sometimes it's a day in bed, slaking her hormone-induced needs until she's spent
>either way it's always a good day when you wake up with Fluttershy
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>>3629772
Because MLPG is full of tryhard retards.
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>>3629772
Just felt like it. I don't think it makes a difference one way or another.
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>>3629764
MLPG I love you yes I do
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>>3629742
>not this
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>>3629747

This is a /co/ thread

We don't subscribe to brony "love and tolerance" bullshit

Later
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>>3629773

All the stallions in town.
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>>3629773
Only Cheerilee's.

Applejack's if she wants.
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>>3629773
I read this as "How much ass does big mac got?"
and i was all like
he got such a donk you know it mmmhmmm
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>>3629773
20 lbs
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>>3629773
Let me put it this way

I was playing epicmafia with mlpg and got to be Big Mac

Before I could even start typing, three different people started whispering to me, trying to engage in ERP
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>>3629764
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>>3629770
That tickled
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>>3629768
even tho i like to think Dash doesn't like girly things, she obviously has no qualms with making herself look pretty.
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>>3629773

Seven.
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>>3629765
HAHA! I didn't even participate ! ;-;
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Talk about horses
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>>3629799
>>3629764
>>3629786

fags
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>>3629765
No. I hate backgrounds.
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>>3629765
I'd say so. RO was happy with it, at least (I think).
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>>3629798

O-Oh... and did you comply with their advances?
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>>3629807
i want that changeling, cheeselegs can fuck off however.
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>>3629807
Would you fuck a human or a horse?
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>>3629807
I don't want to do that anymore. I just save the pictures and leave.
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>>3629798

I've never seen ERP go on in epicmafia with MLPG
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>>3629820
Joke's on you, they're both cheeselegs
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>>3629816
What's next for you after the friend off?
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>>3629801
Everyone likes to feel good about the way they look.
I bet she's no exception.
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>>3629804

>seven asses
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REminder the stress test is live for 4 hours. Get in if you are playing to play it.

>>3629695
Its lovely. Never saw you do NMM before.
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>>3629634
>>3629706
Slutty Mare for neither, after you fall asleep she must leave to satisfy other anons. She'll touch you on the cheek before she leaves you.
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>>3629807
Would you help Chrysalis improve her impersonation skills?
>>
Where can I contact SentANAL to suck his dick?

jk, but I really want to discuss something with him
>>
Where is the results of Friend-Off?
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>>3629837
>>
Somebody's OC has the same name as my artist name.

Is this what it feels like to be dead inside?
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>>3629855
>you will never have a slutty mare all to yourself
;_;
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>>3629861
Steam I think
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>>3629836
Being a useless cunt.
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>oh boy gw2 is open for a few hours!
>cant even log in
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>>3629861
YOU DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT SUCKING DICK
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>>3629861

Steam
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>>3629774
don't stop
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>>3629861
Steam, same name.
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>>3629876
>Black screen after the asura intro
I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY WARRIOR
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>>3629867
I still have no idea what Rarity was thinking with that wig.
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>>3629875
No, seriously. What's your list of things to do?
>>
>Guild Wars not working
>DayZ works fine

Pah.
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>>3629893
Trying out random stuff.
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>>3629887
Go join your kind in the fluffy pony thread man
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>>3629872
>>3629878
>>3629880
And what do I do if I haven't got Steam?
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>>3629773
Big Mac is knee deep...
...
...
...
...
...
in ass
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>>3629883
i keep getting this shit
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>>3629865
>>3629865
>>3629865
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>>3629870
Heh. That's what you get for choosing OC names.
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>>3629909

Get it.
>>
DORKS
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>>3629909
You could suck my dick, for one
Seriously though just install steam
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>>3629897
Working on a cover song and some original stuff. Hoping to do a collab with Griffin at some point, and maybe more stuff with Elision. Nothing really in the cards at the moment.

My first answer was the most honest
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>>3629909
Skype, John Doe. The one with the owl.
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>>3629909
Get Steam. Wow that was hard.
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>>3629899
Did you add peanus yet? He told me just a while ago that he didn't see any request yet. We were wondering whether skype was fucking up or something.
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>>3629916
Posting has been delayed because of slowpokes, probably up today or tomorrow.
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>>3629915
10/10 would play with
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Besides, Big Mac, who else rocks unshorn fetlocks?
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>>3629887

>gutting with saws
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>>3629927
Your first answer was a poor and false one. You could have left the fandom any time you wanted in the past few months, but you chose to stay. Therefore, you aren't useless nor a cunt.
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>>3629938
So they have a whole month to work on it, and again it gets left to the last minute by people.
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>>3629938
ntsts ur a dork
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>>3629941
Those are shoe, Luna.
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>>3629870
It could be worse.

It could be a black and red alicorn.
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>>3629915

Are you playing on N64?
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>>3629919
>>3629921
>>3629931
You have to buy a game in order to use chat functions.
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>>3629941
Shining Armour does.
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>>3629948
Pretty much.
I did all of mine in the last 48 hours, but at least I finished it on time.

>>3629950
[VCD]
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>>3629959
>Not playing on a Commodore 64
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>>3629915
Getting the same problem.
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>>3629947
Would that there were more Anons that shared your sentiments.
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>>3629941
shining butt
fancy butt
beefcake caramel butt
bluebutt
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>>3629915
Yeah, same here
>>
>Big assed Brazilian girls
>>
the lesson is:

do not do drugs
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>>3629970
>Earlier you said your contribution was like 2,000 words long
>In 48 hours

STOP MAKING ME FEEL INADEQUATE
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>>3629965
Why's Gabe so stupid? Fucking marketing tricks.
I won't buy a game just to chat with someone
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>>3629977
>Would that there were more Anons

Wherefore.
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>>3629978
>>
Megasame
Toxic "No Humor Allowed" Mario
Vegetativestate55
Jessy G. Raffeneck
Ripplegut Ross
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>>3629871
>>3629896
Of course she'll come back to you eventually. Every moment she gets to spend with you is special to her. Do you know how special you are?
>>
>>3629991

It makes perfect sense. It's to prevent bots and chinese people from just making accounts and spamming people, repeating until they're banned, and making another account.
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>>3630002
Hahahahahahahahaha
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>>3629991
No, but you'll buy a game anyway. Hundreds of games, that you will never play through. Hell, you might not even install some of them.

They're only $5 each, anyway. It's not much.
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>>3629991

Well, no one gets Steam for the chat function, it's just your situation

Also this

>>3630007
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>>3629990
It's actually about 4,000
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>>3629982
>>3629974
Didn't Anet warn us that it going to be lagging as shit because they are working with the game running?
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>>3629997
Why is she so perfect?
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>>3630020
Yes.
>>
When was the last GF episode? When is the next one?
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>>3630002
>the MLP mafia
>>
File deleted.
>having someone other than one of the main 6 as your favorite pony
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>paying for a pay-two-win beta
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>>3630021
Because Rarity is best pone and she's her daughter, afterall
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>>3630018
YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME HERE

YOU HAVE DEMONS MAN, SERIOUS DEMONS

BUT LIKE EVERY WRITER, YOU CAN CHANNEL THOSE DEMONS TO WRITE GREAT WORKS, PONY OR OTHERWISE

YOU BELITTLE YOURSELF SO GOD DAMN MUCH. STOP THAT. RIGHT NOW.

EMBRACE YOUR DEMONS AND USE THEM AS FUEL FOR YOUR JOURNEY.
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>>3630026

August 10 is episode day

I can't wait, that show is fantastic
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>>3630035
Speaking of Mafia.

EM anyone?
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>>3630040
Shut up AJ. You don't even play games.
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>>3630047
[VCD]
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>>3630042
mid 2011 please go.
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>>3630039
Are you >implying something here?
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>>3630054
Ah shit I thought tomorrow was a new episode
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>>3630005
>on slow mornings, Slutty Mare watches reruns of Mr. Rogers while eating breakfast in her living room
>"...the greatest thing that we can do is to help somebody know that they're loved and capable of loving."
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>>3630055
YES PLEASE
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>>3630026
>>3630054
>>3630068

Last GF episode was like 2 weeks ago. The new episode comes out on the Disney Channel on August 10, but it comes out on Disney on Demand tonight at Midnight EDT, and will thus be available for download within the hour.
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>>3630055
Sure, why not?
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>>3630059
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>>3630072
I can't into games but I can try unless someone else wants to
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>>3630071
I want to hug her
nonsexually
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>>3629301
>>3629349
who is the green dragon?
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>>3630075

Holy shit really?

Great stuff!
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>>3630092

Barb. Female version of Spike.

Get it?
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>>3630092
some OC named Jade
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>>3630105
AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA VERY FUNNY JOKE
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>>3630092

I don't remember you
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>>3630105
Barb is just Spike with eyelashes
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>>3630105
Because
>barbiturics?
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>>3630103
Could this be the start of an epic new meme?
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>>3630124
He is a faggot from the piss.

>>3630092
Barb. Also, remove your name.
>>
DIA MOND DOGS

DIA MOND DOGS

LIVIN UNDERGROUND IN A WORLD OF THUNDA

DIAMOND DOGS
DIAMOND DOGS

DO YOU THINK WE CARE ABOUT THE PAIN YOU'RE UNDER?
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>>3630075
>new episode tonight
god yes
>>
I want to meet a cute American girl like Applejack.
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>>3629879
Would you do her shopping for her since you're so much better at talking to ponies?

What if she promised to reward you?
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>>3630126
eyelashes make anything sexy
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>>3629861
sentenal01@gmail.com
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>>3630148

Even real horses?
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>>3630145
I want to meet a cute Japanese girl like Fluttershy
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>>3630159
God, yes.
>>
I literally have no idea what I'm doing


http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1259859?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>3630164

The worst thing is you're probably serious
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>>3630147
Gross, no, Toothless is shit. Deadly Nadder or nothing.
>>
>get stoned at buddies house
>there's only one computer, and we both want to play Tribes Ascend
>we play with one of us manning the mouse, the other person using keyboard
>get killing streak of 7 as Pathfinder
I know, >blogging, but goddamn.
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If I wanted to troll /co/ this would probably be the perfect picture for the job
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>>3630142
>tfw can't stream it until tomorrow at night

If the internet in the bus is not shitty, I'll try.
>>
Would you slaughter and enslave the Ponies in Ponyville for the glory of the human empire?
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>>3630186
Being stoned, you probably mistook a 1 for a 7.
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>>3630200

Uh, no?
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>>3630172
>Deadly Nadder
>better than the Terrible Terror

I laugh at you.
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>>3630172
>Not liking all Dragons
Filthy dumb hipster scum
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>>3630109
>>3630105
jade or barb? where it comes from?
>>3630120
i don't get it
>>3630124
why should you remember me?
>>3630135
why?
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>>3630200
No.
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>>3630208
Terrible Terror is for babies who can't handle a REAL dragon.
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>>3630200
Do I get to take home a trophy? A living trophy?
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>>3630211

MLPG doesn't like name/tripfags who don't contribute (drawing/music/writing) so go anonymous or don't post please
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>>3630195
>You will never fuck a Pinkie cosplayer
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>>3630211
You're not the annoying, bitchy fluffy, are you?
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>>3630230
Yes. You may do with it whatever you like
>>3630207
>>3630215
You are both executed for treason against your species.
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>>3630232
Oh god that video.
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>>3630126
The eyelashes are the only difference between male/female dragons
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>>3630211
>why?
You are not a contributor. Remove the name.
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>>3630232
MLPG doesn't like name/tripfags who do contribute either.
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>>3630234
sigh...
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>>3630248
But that's wrong
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>>3630242
the point is that the green dragon isn't Barb
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>>3630200
>You will never rape Applebloom to death using the blood of Big Man and Granny Smith as lube while your friends force Applejack to watch, all while her Apple Trees burn
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>>3630242

He's so sexy

Dat fat face
Dat neckbeard
Dat grease

DAYUM
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>>3630211
Jade is the green OC. Barb is genderbent Spike.
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>>3630255

But he's right
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>>3630265
10/10 would fuck
>>
Someone draw porn of Jade

MT draw porn of Jade.
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>>3630261
>Big Man
Why did I laugh
>>
>tfw you know the guy she left you for is better than you in every way
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>>3630265
What did this guy do again?
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>>3630234
We can arrange something, Anon.
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>>3630274

Well, I don't dislike any of the contributers

What now?
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>>3630279
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
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>>3630277
Why would I draw porn of a Jackie Chan Adventure character on a pony board?
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>>3630230
You just want to have Slutty Mare for yourself, don't you?
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>>3630255
He's completely right
I don't know of a contributor from here that wasn't ever bitched at for no reason
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>>3630279
>>>/r9k/
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>>3630282
Nothing of importance.
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>>3630289
you forgot
>>>/mu/

I think
haven't been to /mu/ since early June
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>>3630297
>you will never kumquat in panka's picklebarrel
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>>3630282
Made a video demanding bronies banded together to petition Hasbro to create an episode or series of episodes based on the popular (ugh) On A Cross and Arrow, a r63 fic in which the normal Twilight botches a spell and gets taken to Equestria but-with-a-twist with gender reversal.
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>>3630236
i don't know any other fluffys yet to tell if you confuse me with some other

might remove name next time, it's just that i don't really care about it so deal with it, doesn't make sense to argue about something useless like that
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>>3630250
>Pinkie Pie Anon 7

pls post them all
>>
3 more 3ever

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1259859?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>3630297
I kinda laughed, fuck
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>>3630301
Ask cease next time he's around
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>>3630255
There are contributors everyone hates, and non-contributors people like.

There really isn't much correlation at all. Life isn't that simple.
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>>3630301
It's pretty bad
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>>3630305

Fine, enjoy being filtered
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>>3630303
>your ketchup-covered hot dog will never go down her mouth easy
>>
JUST LET ME PLAY, ANET
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>>3630304
Huh.
I actually liked the fic.
>>
>>3630301
It's pretty much /v/ but with music
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>>3630318
All contributors are hated by someone.
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>>3630323
>replying to someone you've filtered just to tell them you've filtered them
Why do you people do this?
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>>3630305
>namefagging
>avatarfagging
So why'd you leave ponychan?
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>>3630320
dear god.
has centipede hz leaked yet?
I want to see the threads and listen-alongs
is it normal to have a deep hatred for the board you browse the most, besides MLPG?
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>>3630326
You did not get in yet? Eh, give it a few more go.
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>>3630338
>tfw no one hates you
>because no one remembers you

Does Tess have haters?
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>>3630340
probably so that they know they are being filtered
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>>3630346
I got in but it kicked me after changing characters
I'm in again now though
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>>3630341
>Flutterfags
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>>3630343
I don't think it has yet.
Also yes I feel the same way.
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>>3630356

>handles combat shotgun
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>>3630347
The only people who are forgotten are the ones not worth remembering.
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>>3630352
Fight da powah.

You are stupid.
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they hate me omg
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>>3630352
But will they even really care?
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TWILY
>>
>You will never kill the mane 6 in a giant microwave
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>>3630376

apparently

>>3630372
>>
>>3630372
please stop trying to imitate the namefag
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>>3630347
Everyone has haters.

It's just hard to hate a single anon so everyone focuses on name/tripfags
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>>3630338
That's wrong, people hate sentenal, Nathan and Cease among others, but they don't do anything useful here
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>>3630340
Isn't it ironic that they're doing the same thing they filter the person for?
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>>3630372
I don't hate you as much as I hate the other Fluffy. Be proud.
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>>3630320
lazare wannabe
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>>3630380

>mic the microwave
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>>3630379
RADICAL
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>>3630384
More like impossible. I can hate someone then love them the next and you would never know those two people are actually one and the same.
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>>3630391
Are you implying that lazare has followers?
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What the fuck is wrong with the general?
>>
What if
Shining rmor never existed and he's just a mental illusion created by Discord?
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>>3630391

More like Lazare parody that people didn't 'get'.
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>>3630406

Absolutely nothing
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>>3630406
>hiatus
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>>3630309
I love it when you say that <3
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>>3630398

RIGHTEOUS
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>>3630409

To what end?
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>>3630418
What's going on down there?
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Who likes Rarity?
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>>3630418
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>>3630406
WHAT IS IT NOW ANONYMOUS?
WHY AREN'T YOU PLEASED?
WE'RE TRYING THE BEST WE CAN
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>>3630379
WHERE
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>>3630426
I like rarity
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>>3630363
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>>3630426
People with good taste.
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>>3630420
TWIWT
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>>3630426

12312321423^9edgy5000me
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>your favorite pone will never wink at you
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>>3630437
Maybe you should try being born with more talent.
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>>3630420
GNARLY
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>>3630426
Who drew that?
Crooked?
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>>3630430
I just name all the humans in these pictures "Anon"
alright time's up, gotta go!
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>>3630426
Whores
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>>3630446
But Twilight's winked on the show plenty of times
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>>3630426
Oh man this is much 2deep4me
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>>3630426

And that's the art of fleshcraaaaaaaaafting!
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>>3629634
If I could choose, it would be Twilight.
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>>3630437
Even shit artists get remembered. Just look at New Canvas guy.

If nobody remembers you, must be doing something wrong.
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>>3630444
Why is she so pretty, /co/?
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>you will never be this little girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwpIqzTCNjw&feature=player_embedded#!
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>>3630426
Is the message of this picture,nobodys perfect?
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>>3630446
>you will never roll your favorite pone's donut-sized anus around with your fingers
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>make a tuna sandwich between two chalupa chips because no bread
>tuna juice gets all over my hands
>close eyes and imagine climbing into Luna's vagina
>completely wrap self in my comforter
>lay in the middle of my living room with my hands tented over my nose and mouth for close to an hour

I fucking hate you people
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>>3630448

COWABUNGA
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>>3630486

Wait, kids watch this show too?
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>>3630478
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>>3630403
some men just want to watch the world burn
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>>3629666
But winking is the sexiest way for a pony to show you how much she wants you inside her!
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>>3630499
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>>3630510
There's have to be more of these.
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>>3630516

Dude, I posted that like an hour ago

Come on
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>>3630486
I kinda want a kid now
I'd be the best dad ever but I probably wouldn't, but I'd try to be the best dad ever
;_;
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>>3629823
I'm not picky. I'd fuck either if it was willing.
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>>3630486
>She is cuddling Derpy as we speak and telling her how pretty she is
but derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3630486
>tfw you will almost certainly never raise children
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>>3629896
Needs more pussy.
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>>3630520
That was drawn by some guy in here as a request. I don't think he has more.
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>>3630539
We butts now?
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moon horse waifuquest is tomorrow right?
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>>3630531
MLP and MLPG have made me want a daughter so bad. Prior to this I had no desire to raise children;_;
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ok it made me laugh
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>>3630486
>tfw seeing kid fans of the show
It generates the complete opposite feel of seeing actual bronies. A few weeks ago some family friends were over, and my mom mentioned to their daughter that i liked the show. She got so excited about it and wanted to watch it with me so i put a couple episodes on off netflix. it was adorable listening to her gush about the ponies and scenes she thought were funny.
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>>3630499
>for close to an hour
Huh
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>>3630549
How lewd
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>>3630566
Lol'd
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>>3630556
yes
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>>3630570

Awwww
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>>3630579
>tfw fapping to inflation with no visible genitals

I felt happy for the first time in a long time, and that made me sad
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>>3630566
Could have used better execution, but sound idea 8/10 I smiled.
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>>3630587
YAY PONY BUTTS
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>>3630570
They probably don't even get the fanon right.

You should have given them Fallout Equestria to read instead.
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>>3630609
>Black background
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>>3630602
That's a strange kind of happy
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>>3630624
>being picky about that when there's a Wub It Raw decal on the turntable box
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>>3630516
>you will never place your palm on your favorite pone's vulva
>you will never feel the intense heat and wetness of her need
>you will never feel her flesh shift and press against you as she winks
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>>3630613

Dude, no
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>>3630622
>implying a child could understand the complex plot and deep particularization in Fo:E`
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>>3630643

Well, okay
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>>3630651
what happened there spell-check? that was supposed to be characterization.
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>>3630643
Horsefucker pls
pls
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>>3630446
>wink
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>>3630651
You shouldn't talk down to kids. Besides, you want to get them reading real stories instead of sitting in front of a TV.
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>>3630643
Read that as >you will never feel her fresh shit
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>>3630622
i found it interesting that her favorite episode is Family Appreciation Day
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>>3630641
I really like her mane
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>>3630622
>implying foe has a large effect on fanon
most of the story takes place 200+ years after the show and the pre-war recordings were recorded when the main six were old
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>>3630686
I presume you corrected her mistake and educated her as to the proper tier list?
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>>3630691

Just because you know that you are a lesser man
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>>3630686
That was a cute episode
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>>3630613
Ew diapers. I like the piss though.
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>>3630695
no, but her favorite pony is Rarity
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>USA 18
>China 18

It's over, China.
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>>3630486
>An ablest 4chan joke about retarded pegasi is now a household name
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we ded
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>>3630643
>boner
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>>3630725
Confirmed for superior taste.
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>>3630698
anon, you couldn't go through the last hiatus without getting the sparknotes version of it due to all of the discussion /co/ did on it
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>>3630728
Yamino pls.

pls
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>>3630725
That actually makes a lot of sense. Huh.
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>>3630727
>The Chinese losers will be liquidated and used as nourishment for next Olympics atheletes
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>>3630751

China is not North Korea
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Glitter Glue I keep fucking up Crackle

this is hard
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>>3630002
>that feel when you're a drawfag and you'll never get a name made to make fun of your artistic shortcomings
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>>3630486

>She is cuddling Derpy as we speak and telling her how pretty she is.
>and telling her how pretty she is.
>derpy
>pretty
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>>3630727
I remember when there was the URSS instead of China.
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>>3630765
Dammit Klondike stop fucking Crackle

Gronk means no
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>>3630531
>tfw having a half sister born when you were 12
>tfw coming back from college, burying treasure in the back yard and leaving clues for how to find it
>tfw seeing that face beaming as she discovers the small box filled with quarters
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>>3630725
ugh
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>>3630700
>mfw i just remembered her parents are going to a pretty rough break-up
>this is her favorite episode.
o-oh god.
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>>3630772
But I don't need a name to know my shortcomings.

I know why I suck and and terrible and nobody knows I exist.
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>>3630728
man, seriously, all those social justice idiots made me rage so hard that I will disregard everything that contains words like "ableist" without a second thought by now
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>>3630782
>Gronk means no

Ok I laughed

Good job anon
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Renne quest updated:

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html

I know of the request to fix back linking. I'll try to isolate that bit of code and manually replace each line to fix the issue.
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>>3630609
"Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3630782
Maybe she should learn english
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>>3630784
I just imagined doing that with Sweetie Belle.
Hnng
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>>3630821
"It's a gun. And I'm not happy to see you."
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>>3630772
>tfw you're a drawfag and you don't care
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>>3630782

BUT IT ALSO MEANS YES
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>>3630784
>hiding treasure for children
>leaving clues
Holy shit, this is the best idea

If I ever have kids I'm giving them treasure maps and shit
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>>3630812
if there's one thing I hate more than anything else, it's social justice
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>>3630832
Or speak American
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>>3630843
>tfw you are not a drawfag and don't give a single fuck
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>>3630865
if there is one thing i hate more than anything else in this fandom, its the porn.
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>>3630860
If I was ever absurdly rich, I'd withdraw a million in cash, stuff it into a nondescript black duffel bag and just leave it deep in the middle of some woods.
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>>3630812
man, I know that feel
I went to chick-fil-a on that protest/support day thing without knowing and got accosted by a bunch of campy fags on the way out even though I'm probably more queer than straight
for fuck's sake I could do my car payment for two months with the money I've spent on dildos in the past year
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Is there a colored version of this?
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>>3630812
I don't agree, but I understand. The misuse of the word ableist will make it difficult in the coming years to make people aware of what ableism truly is.

This is ableist:

http://io9.com/5926587/what-may-be-the-worlds-first-cybernetic-hate-crime-unfolds-in-french-mcdonald

This is not ableist
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>>3630885
Actually, yes, but I don't have it on with me right now.
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>>3630902
Welcome to political correctness. Where people misusing words shout loud enough to pass laws that set back equality.
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>>3630885
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>>3630902

That's cybernist, you privileged meatbag scum
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>>3630902
things like this make me so fucking mad. i need to go hit something. Not only is it horribly fucked up for attacking him, but they were trying to destroy what might be one of the coolest devices on the planet.
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>>3630945
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>>3630885
who is the artist?
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>>3630939
Check your privileges Adam, last thing we need is another PR nightmare.
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HA HA! Time for DayZ!

Join us if you wish. Kierz, Cheshire, Twh and I are playing.

peanusdraws (Skype)
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>>3630945
I wish I could be a girl just so I could slowly adjust myself to larger and larger insertions

I mean, I can and already do that sort of thing with my male ass, but the average response to being able to fit something thicker than a coke can is met with noises of disgust rather than boners. usually.
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>>3630977
Think it's Miles
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>>3630991
But you can! It's called urethral sounding!
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>>3631003
I don't think it is.
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>>3630486

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

I got my 1-year old niece a Winnie the pooh for her birthday. I HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGD so much.
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>>3630985
fucking read it in his voice...
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>playing GW2
>don't know the names of anyone from MLPG
>10fps constantly because stress test
k
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>>3630977
Joey
http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/
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>>3631017

Oh GOD, SHUT UP
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>>3630985

It's like I have an infolink in my head.
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Aspirant, still here?
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>>3630987
You guys should stream it so we could spectate!
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>>3630987
>MFW theres no way in hell my computer could ever run that shit
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>>3631017
I do that too
progress is a bit slower on that front, though it has been slower recently. probably because I've been working at it for close to five months now
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>>3631026
Seeing a 1-year old hugging a stuffed animal nearly twice his size nearly gave me a heart attack
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>>3631059
This is a fairly good idea!
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>>3631044
>you will never have a hollow sound the size of a milkshake straw
>you will never constantly leak pre out of your massive horsecock
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>>3630987

>Skype

Y-you too
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>>3631059
>spectate
>not streamsnipe
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>>3630987
>playing shitty mods
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>>3630987
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>>3631039

Meh it's a stress test. Got in. But decided I won't bother.

Btw what's the name of the MLPG guild gonna be? I'd like to join and guest/PvP once in a while but I don't want my irl friends to see me being part of The League of Extraordinary Horsefuckers [PONY]
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>>3631061
>mfw i've run it before
>on a 3 year old laptop
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>>3631073
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>>3631084
>streamsniping
>implying I won't just cover the server name, debug monitor etc
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>>3631065
So, how is it? Does it hurts? Is the pain a necessary part of the pleasure, or can you manage do avoid pain?
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>>3631073
Is it time?
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>>3631093
>not the proper name
IMPOSTER
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>>3631096
5 year old PC.

What

WHAT
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>>3631101

NO, GENERAL, NO
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>>3631096

Being able to run a game isn't the same as being able to run it at the level of performance it was intended to run at.
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>>3631101
too early in the day
wait twelve hours or so or write in the dead thread, people right now probably will start crying and bitching and ruin the semi-chill we've got going on currently
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>>3631101
>reading through this
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>>3631073
I'd prefer to do double-ended hollow-sounding and urine-swapping with a mare.
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>>3631134
>dat winona

dolan pls
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>>3631099
it only hurts a little when you're getting used to the size and if you go too deep or against the tubing, otherwise it feels really, really good
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>>3631134

>fake ears on humanizations
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>>3631157
yes pls
there needs to be more female urethral play
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>>3630987
combined ops is the one with both games you need right? my CD drive is broken so i will have to torrent the game files but i have a valid cd-key and will play maybe next time around.
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>>3631134
I love black cosplayers so much
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>>3631172
There certainly does. I haven't really seen any.
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>>3631134
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>>3631134
>manface yellow2.3
>that fucking expression on Applejack
>perfectly normal Zecora
>tank is the wrong color
>those fake ears
>chubby dash
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>>3631173
I think so. That's the one I have
Sounds good anyway, it's fun with frens
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>>3631193
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>>3631157
>not wanting her to teleport the contents of her bladder into yours
>not wanting to feel your bladder suddenly fill over and over as she relieves ponies magically as they enter the bathroom
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>>3631146
Is he ok?
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>>3631226
>he
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>>3631226
>he
It's a girl
She died
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>>3631193
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>>3630452
anon pls post the rest
pls
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>>3631226
Yeah, just chillin'
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>>3631224
Yeah, I remember greentexts like that going at least twice in the last few months. They were pretty good. It's not quite the same as double-sounding though.But still sexy as fuck.
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>>3631193

They all look pretty chill, especially Brosuke
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>>3631235
HA HA KEYBLADE TIME
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>>3631224
oh man
I remember one night I drank roughly three gallons of water over a period of eight hours to try and see if it would have an effect on the strength of the hangover I was working towards at the same time
I think that night by itself turned me on to that sort of thing, and I didn't even have a hangover the following morning
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>>3630452
is that a dude or a chick?
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>>3631268
That's a dude, I'm almost sure
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>>3631268
it's an anon
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>>3631268
Looks like a flat-chested chick.
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Something big is happening, people. Have you been paying attention?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmOZ3jtGtCc&feature=player_embedded

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bz2NYs3XzLqZdE8zMnpKc2VaMDA/edit

They're finally going to jail.

We were all told this would happen... We've been talking about it for months. Yes, there were delays, and yes it was some times difficult to believe, but the time is fast approaching for a new world paradigm.

The world is beginning to change right before your eyes (that is assuming you've kept them open) in ways both frightening and enlightening, and at a very alarming rate.

The first link is a 15 minute video of all the worlds bankers going to jail. It's a beautiful thing.

The second link, as always, is a 35 page Google document full of links and sources to back up all the things that I'll say in this thread, and is an updated list of the collection of links I normally post.
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>>3631275
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>>3631277
That's no anon http://technaro.deviantart.com/art/Once-ler-Pinkie-Pie-294443763
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>>3631291
FUCKING LORAXFAGS
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>>3631288
How mare get pragnent
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>>3631288
Think how much that tiny horn must hurt poking through your uterus
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>>3631059
>>3631072
We could give it a go, sure! Just trying to configure procaster and stuff
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>>3631288
Such shiny everything.
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>>3631281

Uh
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>>3631268
>no bicep bulge
female, definitely
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>>3631300
Would you a 63 onceler?
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You know what terrifies me?
Testicular Torsion
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>>3631288
>that shoulder
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>>3631302
They are actually soft at birth and harden over time. Just like the skull of human babbies.
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>>3631312
My friend had that.
Said it hurt like hell.
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>>3631288
Why are the tears falling from the backside of his eye and not the front? its not possible fo it to go that way due to the way he is looking.
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>>3631310
maybe
fucker's so androgynous already that it doesn't matter to me
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>>3631312
I've had that
I had my legs on the dashboard of my friends car
Tried to stand up, extreme pain
Holy fuck that pain
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>>3631312
That sounds significantly less terrifying than "twisting your balls off"
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>>3631301
Horse penis go in mare vagina
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>>3631312
Tss
It's like nuclear apocalypse, WWIII, etc...
You can't do anything about it.
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>>3630728
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>>3631331
pony tears are hyperfluids
equestria has an average outdoors temperature of 6K
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go to bed
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>>3631302
Maybe they used magic to teleport the baby out.
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>>3631342
But mare vagina is non existent.
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>>3631340
It sounds like an OC's name.
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>>3631312
I HAD THAT WHEN I WAS A KID ONCE
ONE OF MY BALLS GREW TO THE SIZE OF A GRAPEFRUIT
IT LED TO MY BALLBUSTING FETISH UNF
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>>3631354
It's only 4:48 PM
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>>3631354
it's 6:18 fuck you
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>>3631354
But beta!
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>>3631312
Words can't describe how horrible that is. I lost one of my balls that way
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>>3631354
it's only 13:48
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>>3631354

It's only midnight, I'M AN ADULT, PANKA
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>>3631354
I probably will.
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>>3631301
Somebody post that syoee b pic of Twilight's conception.
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>>3631360

>Twisty Balls
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>>3631376
Having that talent would definitely be depressing
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>>3631312
>Looked up
Oh god.
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>>3631354
Make me
please panka
you aren't even my favorite pony but if you made me go to bed I'd be happier than I have been in a long time
crying myself to sleep and then crying when waking up is not a healthy way to live
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>>3631312
>>3631329
>>3631336
>>3631340
>>3631345
>>3631361
>>3631312

Jesus Christ, what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>3631365
I'm resting one of my hands on top of my monitor.
Pretend you are getting a supportive shoulder grab.
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>>3631381
I did that too.
But I wish I didn't.
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>>3631387
Thank you anon. Oddly enough that venture bros episode aired the night before my surgery
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>>3631385
Sperm tract in your balls contorts and twists or something
I don't know, it hurt like the fucking clappers though
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>>3631389
THAT IS NOT HOW HORSE KNEES WORK
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>>3631389
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>>3631389
that's not how babby is formed
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>>3631312
How do you even get that?
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donut steel
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>>3631411
No, that's just the foreplay.
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>>3631412
That's the worst part.
Sometimes it can just happen out of the blue for no real reason.
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>>3631387
look, just fucking peck the monitor
everyone knows that only kisses can be interpreted by TCP/IP
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>>3631389
What the FUCK? That's it, I'm going to bed.
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>>3631417
Anon hold me I'm afraid
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>>3631412
That's the best part: at random! You can't prevent it, you can't know when it's gonna happen, it can even occur if you don't move! Hell, it may even be the case RIGHT NOW!
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>>3631419
Ah, you're talking about <3oIP
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>>3631424
shhhh anon
shhh, I've got you now
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>>3631424
One day, Anon.
Soon.
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>>3631424
Dont hold me. Hold your balls. Hold them close. Love them now, because you never know when they're going to twist up and die off.
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>>3631424
Yeah like I said. I literally had my feet on the dashboard of my friends car. That's all. I stood up and then BAM
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shut up
post blind pony
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>>3631416
I said the pic of the conception

It's a great pic
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>>3631417
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>>3631439
Jesus fuck that's scary
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>>3631442
tell me more about her
is she a lawyer
is she even really blind
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>>3631417
What can you do if it happens then?
And how do you tell it from any other random ball pain?
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>>3631454
she's an abandoned filly
and we take care of her
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>>3631417

Why did I have to be cursed with these balls
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>>3631465
Severe ball pain.
That's enough to get you to see a doctor.
Then they can untangle it.
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>>3631465
You'll just know.
endless ball torture
unable to walk without extreme pain
puking
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>>3631370
That's a good one, Anon!
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>>3631465
Believe me, you'll know.
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>>3631465
You go to the hospital as fast as possible
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>>3631442
It's shit.
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>>3631467
Whats an unfit Mother
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>>3631173
>tfw a CD drive that hasnt worked for over 2 years magically works again
oh happy days
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>>3631485
morther*
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>>3631475
My balls hurt just by reading this
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>>3631485
she has baby and gets fat
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>>3631467
>An unfit Morther
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>>3631471
Almost makes me wish I was a girl. Why are the balls on the outside anyway? You'd think that would be a bad idea from an evolutionary point of view.
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>>3631465
You just know. If you wait long enough your balls swell up to the size of a grapefruit
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>make a show filled with cute and attractive female archetypal characters
>give them just the right qualities to make them irresistible to otaku, furries, and lonely internet virgins
>claim it's geared towards little girls
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>>3631415
http://askcristails.tumblr.com
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>>3631478
>>3631476
>>3631465
>>3631475
Feels sort of like this:

http://www.medicalvideos.us/play.php?vid=2168
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>>3631494
>I don't so
>does this me a whore
MT can't english
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>>3631495
well its an identifier of your gender, and most animals in the world are naked.
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>>3631495

Yes, it's a uselessly weak spot
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>>3631498
What if that's my fetish?
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>>3631504
>>>/mlp/
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>>3631522
it keeps ur semen chilled
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>>3631312
sounds like a ball emergency
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You will never make a baby with your waifu.
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>>3631518
I would've thought it was sufficient to be able to see the dick on the outside. Unless the females of the species also have a dick. The balls really should have been located deep within the body, and not in a vulnerable sack on the outside.
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>>3631504
I would a Lauren Faust
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>>3631540
What the hell is wrong with that screenshot?
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>>3631540
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>>3631540
>Pinkie will never play with your balls
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>>3631508
... well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens. Farewell MLPG
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>>3631495
Semen needs to have a slightly lower temp than body temperature in order to be fertile.

Dunno why though.
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>>3631506
http://darkartistkaiser.deviantart.com/art/Sonic-the-Space-Marine-112810194
Step up, nigga.
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>>3631530
Your fetish is vomiting and pain when taking a step?
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>>3631540
pinko pls go
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>>3631510
What's her first language?
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>>3631540
Oh pinkie,u r so randum
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>>3631522
>>3631518
>>3631495
Reason is is to keep the testicles at a constant temperature. Whenever it gets too cold outside, your balls shrink up inside the sack. Too hot, and they sag out.
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>>3631495
sperm doesn't live as long or something if it gets too hot
that's why your balls move away from your body after a hot shower, because they don't want any more of your body heat while they try and cool
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>>3631540
Would you let Pinkie perform emergency surgery on your testicles?
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>>3631530
Then you're probably gonna end up losing your balls if you try to practice it.
If you lose one ball, can it still happen again with the other?
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>>3631552
Whoops, I should say sperm growth. Semen's mostly made in the prostate, at room temp.
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>>3631558
Englis
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>>3631508
no no no no no no no no no no
nonononono
noooooo
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>>3631567
No. She's a nice pony and all, but I'm not sure I'd trust her to be a proficient surgeon.
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>>3631545
Who wouldn't. She's hot.
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>>3631572
body temp, not room temp

Damn, I'm not paying much attention today
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>>3631587
All of her surgical instruments are probably just rubber squeeze toys anyway.
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>>3631587
But she's already very proficient with knives.
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>>3631587

She'd stuff your balls with caaaandyyy!
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>>3631567
That is like every one of my nightmares
every single one
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>>3631601
>Wake up with organs replaced by candy
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>>3631601
>In Equestria
>ponies have no knowledge of human anatomy
>have to perform surgery on yourself
Jesus, can you imagine?
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>>3631508
I knew what it was going to be and yet i opened it.Fuck my morbosity...
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>>3631508
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>>3631623
Just cut them off... thats probably less painful
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>>3631623
>administer local anasthetic
>choppy choppy
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>>3631640
Furfag go.
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>>3631562
You'd think they'd get just as hot inside all the clothes people wear as they would inside the body.
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>>3631640
>zipper on the crotch
I imagine that's all kinds of painful if something gets caught
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>>3631640
>human pinkie
>stallion dick

why?
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>>3631651

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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>>3631640
>uncolored eyebrow
>so so close to being full humanized
Why do people do this.
If you want anthro, make anthro.
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>>3631655
Sometimes they do, which is why people who wear briefs have a lower sperm count.
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>>3631651
I guess that's why it's called a crack pairing
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>>3631660
>Human
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>>3631566
Does that mean you could heat your balls up before sex as a method of prevention?
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interview with Nicole Oliver

http://www.alltasteexplosion.com/?p=2872
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>>3631605
Has she ever been seen handling any?
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>>3631680
Shitty VA for shitty ponies, don't care
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>>3631651

Beautiful.

does taking the gems out hurt her?
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>>3631651
>bursting through her neck
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>>3631676
everything about that pinkie says human and not anthro. Her skintone might be a bit to pink but i would say thats passable
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>>3631695
It procures her an intense pleasure
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>>3631678
Theoretically, but it's very unreliable. It's also just harder to ejaculate when your balls are too hot. It's a lot easier to cum in a swimming pool than it is in a hot tub.
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>>3631678
>balls in boiling water
OH HO
STERILIZED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE
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>you will never sing in a tenor band with 3 other people from your legal department
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>>3631694

Oh no you didn't
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>>3631608
You know, she probably would. However weirdly appealing the idea of Pinkie fiddling with my balls is, I'm not convinced that would be a very good idea.
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>>3631712
LALAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3631658
I got my dick caught in a zipper once. It sucked.
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>>3631644
>mfw a doctor told me I was getting my appendix removed with local just to fuck with me

I think he could have been fired for that
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>>3631725
Nope
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>>3631694
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>>3631725
>anthro
Not even once.
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>>3631658
That's probably how she likes it.
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>>3631725
yes
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>>3631704
humans are disgusting
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>>3631725
God why must you furfags be so annoying and dump your shitty porn everywhere
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>>3631700
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Is wikipedia down?
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>>3631725
yeah probably
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>>3631750
Discorded Lyra

Please
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>>3631731
That reminds me all the kind of weird shit I saw when I got mine removed and under morphine. Good times.
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>>3631725
>anthro
>not even chubby

It's shit
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>>3631725
would i what? jack off to the porn of this? no.

if anthro was real i would fuck it though.
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>>3631759
No!
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>>3631752
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>>3631753
Aw shit, yes it is
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>>3631751
I'm not even furry, but calm down.
Seriously, it's not a huge deal.
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>>3631725

No

Fuck off with this shit already, I'm not gonna like you if you keep shoving it in the thread
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So MLPG. Tell me some funny masturbation stories from your past.
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>>3631750
D-Does that mean you will never love me, Pinkie?
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>gw2 keeps crashing and not letting me back in

this is not enjoyable at all. but i guesss i cant complain since it is stress test.

i want to play nooooooooooooooooooow
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>>3631669
Does that mean nudists have an evolutionary advantage?
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worship your queen
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Which pony would you stuff?
With what?
Where?
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>>3631793
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>>3631778
>Anthro
>Not furry
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>>3631790
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>>3631793
And I just discovered that the crafting station are also bank.
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>>3631811
my arm in her vulva
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>>3631811

No
No
No
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>>3631725
Is that Mrs. Cake?
And yes, I would.
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>>3631811
Pinkie Pie with candy in her mouth.
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who is the muskiest pony
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>>3631818
>liking ponies
>not being a brony
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>>3631811
Dash
With everything
In every hole
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>>3631838

What, there are people who like anthro and don't acknowledge themselves as furries?
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>>3631791
Of course she'll never love you, anon.
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>>3631790
>find porn
>yadda yadda yadda
>almost finished
>bend over to pick it up again
>it brushes my robe
>for some bizarre reason that does it
>dick was angled up at computer
>mighty meat mortar fires all over monitor and keyboard
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>>3631838
But I see myself as a brony.
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>>3631846
Why would you have to be a furry to enjoy anthro art?
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Would you let Chrysalis vomit on your favorite pony?
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>>3631846
This is how fandoms work
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>>3631790
>13 years old
>kicking it with a sunny d and pictures of boobs
>decide to jack it
>never used lube
>decide I should use some lube
>assume everything liquid is lube
>pour sunny d all over my dick
>dick stank of sunny d for about a week
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>>3631846
yes because not everyone has the maturity of a 12 year old and comes from /b/
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>>3631846
What, there are people who like My Little Pony™ and don't acknowledge themselves as bronies?
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>>3631862

Uh

Does not compute

I don't get it
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>>3631864
woops here's pic
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>>3631811
Cloudkicker
clouds
All holes
>>
YES
GETTING CUT OFF AT LEVEL 28 SHATTERED MY HOPES OF BECOMING THE BEAR
BUT THESE 4 HOURS HAVE REALIZED MY DREAM
I
AM
THE BEAR
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>>3631790
sister caught me jacking it to anime dickgirl porn. nothing really funny happened. she just looked at the screen then left.
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>>3631725
business women are my fetish
so probably yes
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>>3631897
Fuck off Roogna
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>>3631859
You should probably keep quiet about that in here. We use the term "ponyfag" or "horsefucker" in this thread, and "brony" to refer to all the lame neckbeards and failed cosplayers.
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>>3631846

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>3631897
roogna please post relevent thread material for once
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>>3631883
>>3631873
>>3631862

Then what distinguishes someone who "enjoys anthro art" from furries?
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>>3631902
I wish my fetish was that easy to satisfy.
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>>3631846
Yes, I enjoy most cartoons and I'm not a furry.
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>>3631917
same as ponyfags and bronies
lifestyle and level of obession
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Have you done your 100 pushups today?
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>>3631790
>Be 10
>Masturbate to whatever
>Finish,go to the bathroom
>Run into sister
That was an akward week that followed this
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>>3631790
>12~13, somewhere in that age bracket
>sitting at the computer, merrily going about my business
>suddenly get the feeling I'm being watched.
>Stop in mid-fap.
>slowly look over my shoulder.
>Lo and behold, my older brother is there.
>We just sort of look at each other
>he says something along the lines of "yeah, okay" or "at least you aren't gay." I can't quite recall.
>he leaves
>I can't finish and just put everything away in shame.
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>>3631917

So if someone draws some anthro art, that automatically makes them a furry?
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>>3631856
Too much information.
But seriously, why were you holding your dick above your desk? Or do you keep your keyboard and monitor on the floor?
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>>3631932
>older brother watching you fap
That's fucked up.
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>>3631939
yes
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>>3631790
Tell me some funny stories when you were fapping to ponies
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>>3631917
Furries make their fetish a lifestyle.
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>>3631929
I curled up on the floor and cried for a while
that's a lie
I haven't yet, but I'm about to
everything is much worse than I thought it was, and I already thought it was pretty bad
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>>3631930
My sides
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>>3631929
Most people here can't do one good push up. This recent Self Defense class I'm taking has me doing 10 a day. Feels good being slick with sweat and strain.
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>>3631939

Yes

Why do you answer a question with a question?
>>
my little ponies existed in a distant galaxy billions of years ago

nothing is left of their civilization

how do you feel about this
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>>3631932
>tfw I was the older brother in this exact situation
>except they were female
>and a bit older
>but still
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>>3631790
Once when I was really young, I'd say 7-8 y.o., my parents had invited friends over. Those friends had a daughter who was the same age as me, and we were sleeping in the same room while the parents discussed and enjoyed dinner.

I was just beginning to learn about masturbating and used to perform by placing two hands in front of my crotch and rubbing. I also used to lie down, face against the bed, and make a thrusting move with my hips.

Out of pure altruism, I decided to teach my ways to the little girl. As you can imagine, I lacked the adequate sexual vocabulary and merely asked her to rub her hands in front of her own crotch, which she did. Unfortunately, she didn't feel a thing.
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>>3631877
>Sunny d
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>>3631957
dont worry bro
im here for you
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>>3631929
no
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>>3631811
>Which pony would you stuff?
Rainbow dash
With myself
into her everything
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>>3631972
unf
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>>3631951
one time I accidentally fapped to the wrong pony
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>>3631967
>10 push-ups
>anything at all
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>>3631950

So that makes people such as Walt Disney a furry?
Did you just call Walt Disney a furry?
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>>3631975
no, you aren't
and that's why I can't be here anymore, I'll just /soc/ everything up
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>>3631997
Yes.
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>>3631994
Better than none. And when I say push up, I mean chin touching the ground first.
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so why are the Israeli bronies the most normal looking?
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>>3631973
>masturbating at 7 years old
How the fuck.
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>>3631997

Walt Disney did not draw diaper-necro-inflation with his characters
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>>3631929
I'm hoping that's not consecutive, because I can do maybe 25. And that was around 6 months ago.
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>>3632010
kraut pls
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>>3631939
If you draw or watch or play any game with non-human beings, it's furry.
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>>3632019
It's in the vault
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>>3631929
yes and they were 4 count
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>>3631901
Why didn't you ask her to join in?
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>>3632013

They all had to spend 18-30 months in the military. Puts hair on their chests and makes them properly socialized.
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>>3632013
I would those chicks
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>>3632013
Because [TASTELESS JOKE REDACTED].
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>>3631929
I usually do 60, but today i went and got a gym membership, going to go with my buddy in the reserves. I actually bike to the gym which is 22km away (about 10 miles)

so yeah, no thanks i'm good.
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>>3632014
I think I started with 8.. Always had unlimited internet access.
I blame this for my fetishes
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>>3632013

Jews did MLP
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>>3631930
Your sister was in the bathroom?
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>>3631967
>10 a day
seems like a good start, I sometimes forget that 100 pushups a day needs to be worked up to
>>3632022
No, it's not. You can do them in whatever increments you want (100 consecutive is only for the impatient types who have been at it for a while, I tend to just do 150 in sets for one day)
>>
I bet more people turned out at the Chik Fil A support rally than there are going to be voting for the upcoming election
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>>3632019

But I was talking about diaper fetishes or anything like that. I was talking specifically about an·thro·po·mor·phic/ˌanTHrəpəˈmôrfik/
Adjective:
Relating to or characterized by anthropomorphism.
Having human characteristics.
More info »Dictionary.com - Answers.com - Merriam-Webster - The Free Dictionary
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>>3631951
one time I livestreamed drawing for a couple of my friends but I forgot to turn it off and then I beat off to 3DPD pony porn
everyone had thought I was normal but gay before then and I lost a lot of friends in the week that followed

AB's thing felt strangely familiar to me when I saw it all go down
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>>3631972
Holy fuck you lucky bastard. UNF
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>>3631790
I was 15 I believe.
Found some girls pics on the web, wasn't even porn but enough to turn me on.
Start rubbing my dick.
Jerk it off a bit, without pulling it out, clothes on.
My sister enters.
Awkward moment.
She looks at the screen.
Leaves without a comment with I can't remember if a scared/disappointed face.
Nothing much happened after that really.
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>>3631929
Hmm.. give me some motivation and I'll do it
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>>3632063
He cum in her vag when she was taking a shit and incest babby happened
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>>3632072
Well yeah, they don't sell fast food at voting centers
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>>3632073

Okay

Do you masturbate to anthro characters and still don't consider yourself a furry?
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>>3632052
im in the Marines DEP and our recruitment office has us come in daily for hour + long workouts. They are hard as fuck, but i always feel great afterwards.
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>>3632014
not him but I'm pretty sure I started masturbating at a very young age too, maybe not 8 but easily at 10 I guess, I remember my dick didn't even erect, I just rubbed it and felt good somehow
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>>3632063
Yes. My room was located near the bathroom.
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>>3632072
I went, but I didn't know
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>>3632081

If you don't do it, your parents will die
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>>3632074
>he actually jacks off to horses
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DONT YOU KNOW THAT THE CLIENT IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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>>3631917
I'm not a furry, so I don't know what furries consider to be the requirements for qualifying as a furry, but my definition would be someone who is more than average obsessed with anthro art and participates actively in the furry community.
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>>3632099

I don't masturbate to anthro. The original post said "like anthro", not "masturbate to anthro".
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>>3632081
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>>3632013
I would that blue shirt girl
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>>3632116
>Rainbow Dash will never look like a tank
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>>3632074

Well, that's silly
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>>3632111
So did I. I was surprised at the gigantic line and had no idea what was going on. The wait was apparently 1-2 hours

All I wanted was a chicken sandwich...
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>>3632125
He was cuter without the muscles
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>>3632014
It just felt good. I remember stuffing my shirt with plushies and pretend to be inflated before being 10. I only did that once, though. I'm not crazy.

I have distinct memories of fapping very quickly before afternoon classes, when I came home in sixth grade.
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>>3632138
YOU ARE SILLY, ANON, YOU ARE SILLY!
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>>3632081
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>>3632072

what the fuck is it all about anyway
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>>3631893
Is she vomiting bees? UNF
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>>3632099
I don't have a fursona or dress in fursuits, so yeah
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>>3632145

Thats coz u gay
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>>3632125
Why can't I help myself but think that right picture is shooped
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>>3632161
I know
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>>3632110
Did you, like, see her naked while you were about to cum?
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>>3632162

Because weird white text does not float in front of people?
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>>3632153
brb going to go do those 100 push-ups right now
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>>3632159
I'm not a furry I just have poor judgment and a lot of disposable income
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>>3632113
Die because of what?..
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>>3632153
That's not much motivation, Bruce Lee died at 32
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>>3632154

Chik-Fil-A has been getting a lot of flak lately for donating money to groups that oppose gay marriage (which is something they've been doing for years but the internet is just now picking up on... Kony 2012, anyone?). Places like reddit and all that. This rally thing is a counter-protest to that.

Personally, I wouldn't care if Chik-Fil-A was a Satanist cult, they make good chicken sandwiches.
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>>3632145
Yeah, he looked like a funny guy. He just looks like a douche now.
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>>3632125

Why do these ripped fucks always look so fucking angry/serious in their "after" photos? In the Before it's always some weedy guy hanging out with friends and in the After he's alone in a bathroom trying his hardest to look like intimidating and mean. It's like getting muscles automatically turns you into a macho douchebag.

I don't actually believe that of course. It's more like they were always insecure faggots and getting buff only brought out their real personality because they were too afraid to act like a cunt before.
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>>3632014
>tfw you were 15 when you started masturbating
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STOP MASTURBATING TO MY FRIENDS!
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>>3632194
Me murdering them.
Do pushups or become Batman.
Your choice.
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>>3632186
>Implying

Get a load of this guy.
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>>3632154
chik fil a is antigay or something

I worked there during highschool, so I guess their gaydar is broken or something
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>>3632154
In what was dubbed by former Ark. Gov. Mike Huckabee as "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day," thousands lined up across the country at Chick-fil-A eateries to support the anti-same-sex marriage stand taken by Chick-fil-A's COO.

Makes me want to do something similar against black people. It's my freedom to stand against interracial marriage, just like what the Bible says.
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>>3632212
What are you, a Mormon?
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>>3632205
>Kony
Man that whole thing sure went nowhere.
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>>3632214
ok. im going to fap to you now
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>>3632203
Holy fuck help, I'm dying over here
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>>3632215
>Do pushups or become Batman.
well, my dad never really gave a shit about me anyway, so I'll take the batman option
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>>3632210

Maybe he's a funny douche now
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>>3632214
JOKES ON YOU THEY ARENT YOUR FRIENDS
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>>3632215
Ok ok anon,will do.

>>3632153
Yay bruce lee
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>>3632228
it's amusing, everyone suddenly became a facebook social activist and I'm pretty sure the guy's still out there
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>>3632214
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please respond
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>>3632102
I'm actually starting to train in the hopes that i can be accepted into the airforce. i'm not the most physical guy and i'm pretty thick. about 30lbs heavier than i should be.

But my dream is to fly and I don't want to give that up just because of a bit of fat.
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>>3632214
ok, I fap to you the most anyway
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>>3632259
OK
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>>3632228
Oh it definitely went someone when the guy that made the video yelled in the streets naked
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>>3632260
if you really feel that way you should do some cutting and trim that fat into muscle
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>>3632212
You poor, sad soul
how did you get through middle school without learning? I remember one time the coach not being there during PE in sixth grade, and having a very awkward and quiet circlejerk with the six other guys in the locker room at the time.
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>>3632099
Not him.
Not usually, but if I do find anthro art that is actually good (which most furry art isn't) and turns me on enough, I'm not gonna not fap to it just because it's anthro.
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I REQUIRE PONIES. I DEMAND THEM. GIVE THEM TO ME. NOW.
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>>3632288

The fuck? I don't believe this shit actually happens.
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>>3632255
just like the mexican elections
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>>3632260
>training
>to join the airforce
Joking aside you do need to be in amazing shape to be a pilot.
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>>3632304

FINE, HAVE THESE

WE HAD EXTRA IN THE BACK
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>>3632304
FINE
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I just realized I can only do 10 pushups at a time
Jesus, I really need to lose weight
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>>3632325
Second best ship!
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>>3632306
>he never played soggy biscuit with his friends!
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>>3632317
is that like teen FS?
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>>3632259
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>>3632072
>My Friends and I decided to go to Chic Fil A for lunch after a trip to the hospital
>Tons of fat people waiting outside because of that shit
>Decided FUCK THAT. so we went to Popeye's
>Realized it was better
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>>3632306
What are you talking about? That shit happened all the time back on Penis Inspection Day.
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>>3632339
Looks more like Apple Bloom to me.
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>>3632336

Dude

Dude

U GAY
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>>3632304
Oh yeah, I forgot.
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>>3632352
>popeye's
mai nigga
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>>3632331
do 10 sets of 10 for a total of 100
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>>3632288
Oh, it's not that I didn't know what masturbation was. I just didn't start doing it until much later.
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>>3632357

Where's the little artist with a final quip in the lower right?
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>>3632250
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>>3632336
>tfw you don't know what that is
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>>3632304
I only have these.
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>>3632357
Wait which one is crying Liberty?
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>>3632357
I demand more of these I only have yours and mine
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>>3632312
I'm not weak and i have good stamina, I'm just overweight. Its also why I'm spending so much time to get into better shape.
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>>3632369

OH GOD, STOP STEALING MY FILENAMES ALREADY

YOU CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3632260
i would love to be a pilot in the Marines, but part of the reason im joining is for financial reasons. And by the time i could get a degree it might be too late. Im looking into a few of the programs they have i can do while in active duty but its doesnt look very feesable.
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>>3632384
Fluttershy pls go, you are the worst pony ever, and I hate you
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>>3632331
doesnt have much to do with your weight. I'm pretty much at my optimal weight and when I come close to 20 I feel like I'm dying
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>>3632385
It's a bunch of guys masturbating onto one guy in the middle.
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What do you call yourself when you find the idea of dating guys disgusting, but you wouldn't mind be pounded in the ass or suck a dick ort wo?
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>>3632369
GIVE ME
THE BUTTER
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>>3632227
No, I'm an atheist. Let's not get into religious discussion though.
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>>3632288
I remember being around that age, when I was still a catholic, I ALWAYS felt some guilt after masturbating, or didn't masturbate at all.
Always thinking if god thought that fapping was bad and shit.
Then I became an atheist and now I fap to whatever want, anytime I want.
Feels good man.
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>>3632402
I only have those two. I may have been the one posting yours a few days ago.
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>>3632403
do you have good eyesight and a degree?
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>>3632402
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>>3632401

Twilight
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>>3632416
Super ultra duper homosexual
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>>3632369

NO
I DONT WANT THAT
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>>3632415
>one guy in the middle
No anon. It's everyone jacking it onto a biscuit, and the last person who finishes has to eat it.
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>>3632214
Every time I see this picture I remember this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O3xD1Hgtus
I can stare forever.
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>>3632411
I'm still a fat fuck though
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>>3632385
a bunch of guys masturbate onto a biscuit
last one to cum has to eat it
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>>3632416
MLPG
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>>3632416
if you are into porn "gay for pay" otherwise bi at best.
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>>3632416
closet gay
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>>3632423
20/20 and in Biochemistry.
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>>3632402
>labels everywhere

I love how the artist labels Twilight too
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>>3632418

How can you be atheist when J-man is in this very thread?

Holla!
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>>3632434
Thank god for premature ejaculation
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>>3632434
That's the pussy version.
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>>3632417
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WHEN IS NEW SLUT EPISODE
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>>3632458
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>>3632425
Thanks
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>>3632458
Jesus pls go, you are like 2000 years ded
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>>3632434
>>3632444
>tfw you purposely finish last so you can devour the savory biscuit
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>>3632419
I'm an atheist, and while I wouldn't have specifically classified myself as that back then, I never really cared about religion or particularly believed in it. I'm not sure why I didn't start earlier, but for some reason I just found the idea of it embarrassing.
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>>3632458
Jesus seems like he would have been a cool guy to hang out with. I bet he would have posted in MLPG, too.
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>>3632404
But I like to save pictures with their original filenames.
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>>3632471
If you check filenames, it's the same guy haha
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So how many of you heard about this?
https://twitter.com/tarastrong/status/230131682508951552
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>>3632470
GF is canceled
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>>3632407
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>>3632497
Seems legit.
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>>3632497
>tfw no gf
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>>3632470

We'll be able to download it at Midnight EST.
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>>3632491
NO WHAT TARA
WHY
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>>3632487

It's a miracle, bro
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>>3632419
Really? I'm diest now, but even when i was catholic i didn't give a fuck.
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>>3632452
well then just keep at it. i would say start talking to a recruiter now if you havent already. Make sure you can qualify to even get into an officer candidate school let alone a pilot, which i know across all branches is one of the most wanted officer MOS's
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>>3632470
Mabel is not a slut. She is a classy lady.
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>>3632491
NO!
I don't want that
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>>3632485
thats some moon over june level crap there
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>>3632470
>tfw you have too little fanart saved because most of it is disgusting pedo art.
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>>3632512
Today?
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>>3632491

NO TARA NO
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>>3632517
Hahahaha J-Man pls
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>>3632520
*deist
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>>3632529
But that's image isn't pedophilic in nature at all
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>>3632470

I don't like that word you called her
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Holy fuck a lot of pictures were deleted
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>>3632549
you can see her panties
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>>3632555

About 20 images down
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>>3632491
"Our next guest is Tara Strong. You may have seen her on... uh, you've never seen her, but she does the voices of Twilight, not that Twilight, fuck this, there is absolutely no overlap between my audience and men who watch cartoons."
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>>3631101
I... I think that Alicorn may be my waifu
I've never had a waifu
Is this what it feels like? My godness
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>>3632560
No you can't
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>Few people talking about getting on DayZ
>Haven't played in a while, go to update
>Visit the forums while waiting to download
>Come across this gem
http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/20228-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/

Note that this thread is stickied
Please kill me
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>>3632417
GIBT MIR DIE BUTTER

NEIN!

ICH WILL NICHT JENER!

GIBT MIR DAS SALZ
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I have to go MLPG but I'll leave something for you to think about: SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING STREAM THE OFFICE THIS WEEKEND
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I keep liking tara less and less..
Seriously why can't she be like the other VA's?
It maybe was funny at the beginning but now its just annoying.
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>>3632578
Or maybe it's a husbando.
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>>3632580
Yes, but I made you look anyway.
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>>3632491
>GUYS NO, DON'T GO ON JERRY SPRINGER THAT'S BAD
>CONAN YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE BRONIES, IT WILL BE GREAT, YOU CAN PUT ON A PONY SUIT
So are all Canadians Batshit crazy?
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>>3632560
It's all in your mind.
And in any case, she's a cartoon. If anything, it's loli, not pedo.
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>>3632577
>there is absolutely no overlap between my audience and men who watch cartoons
KEEP DREAMING CONAN
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>>3632597

A perfect crime, anon
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>>3632597
Not cool, anon, not cool...
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>>3632543

Yes.
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>>3632595
She's a total attention whore. They all go like this.
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Well, since we lost a bunch of images, I guess I'm dumping these here since someone asked.
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>>3632577
>implying Conan did not write several episodes for The Simpsons back when it was good
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>>3632491
Tara is a slut.
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>>3632632
He produced them, not write them.
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>>3632595
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGI-wCFl5I

how soon until she has sex with a fan for charity
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>>3632634
>>3632626
I love these
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>>3632491
You fucks keeping whining and moaning that these threads will one day end but I for one welcome that day. This shit's got to end sooner or later. Might as well be sooner.
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>>3632585
So, there's a pony thread there. So what? Pretty much every major forum has one.
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>>3632634
>Global warming in a nutshell
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>>3632643
>>3632634
>>3632626
I fucking love these. I love how Twily is often crying. It makes me feel, man.
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>>3632653

Don't even hope for any "sooner"
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>>3632585
>The only reason the post was deleted is because your just asking for a flame war, remember the main lesson of friendship; love and tolerance!
>remember the main lesson of friendship; love and tolerance!
>love and tolerance!
WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW
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>You will never be raped by luna
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>>3632651
This is my favourite one.
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>>3632635
No, she is a hot milf.
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>>3632669
>Trollface
WHY
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>>3632668

Good
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>>3632663
>Twaifufags
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>>3632669
Aaand here comes the coolguy face. Dammit.
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>>3632685

>trollface

Get the fuck out.
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requests:
Thunderlane cuckolding Rarity's dad(he watches)

or just Zecora bellyrubs
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>>3632668
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>>3632685
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>>3632689
>implying any self-respecting Twifag would ever call her "Twily"
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>>3632669
He just had to ruin it didnt he
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>>3632668
exactly. cant rape the willing
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>>3632685
Because memekids think it's something new and cool.
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>>3632669
>>3632659
>>3632651
>>3632643
>>3632626
>>3632634
>>3632425
>>3632402
>>3632357
why is twilight almost always crying?
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>>3632693
You got a problem with that?
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>>3632697
>Thunderlane x Rarity's Dad

And the Crackiest ship of the year award goes to....
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>>3632697
>>3632732
Cuckolding is a shit-tier fetish.
Even worse than scat.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CahM29t9mtc&feature=g-all-f

Leaked season 3 episode.
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>>3632685
>>3632693
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>>3632729
its an onion news reference
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>>3632763
Just fuck off.
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>>3632747
Can't say I get the appeal of it, but at least it doesn't involve feces.
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>>3632754
I hope I'll never animate like that.
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>>3632754
Jesus Christ how horrifying
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>>3632754
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT60o1DFOVc
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New Throd

>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
>>3632786
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>>3632769
>>3632669
>>3632705
Lel.
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>>3632796

It's early, asshole.
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>300 images early

what are you, a faggot?
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>>3632654
I suppose these kinds of things are commonplace here and it wasn't really that out of the norm for typical bronies.
The main frustration for me is that I've been an ArmA player for quite a while and we had a rather established community of mature players and modders.
Then DayZ comes along, and was fun at first in our little niche community, but was viraled to hell and invited all sorts of people that turned ArmA into something that it wasn't.
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>>3632810
its actually not
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>>3632747
Rarity's mom needs love, and all the cuckolding I've seen the guys loves it and he's licking her feet and stuff
>>3632732
He is the only black pony I can think of
>>3632740
no, the guy is getting his wife banged
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>>3632697

ZECORA BELLYRUBS IS A GOOD IDEA WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THAT?
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horse?
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>>3633502

We over at new horse, nigga
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>>3633515
nigga what? Image limit says 239. Fuckin early horses.

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