Previously on MLPG: >>3620924On the next episode:Will the CMC get their Cutie Mark?Will Dash quit being a cunt?Find out next time, on MLPG!
>rape
>hope
No.No./thread
>nope
>>3623521>rake
>piss
>Go to any popular board>idiots everywhere>Completely disagree with most people>Arguments quickly become shouting matches and are both boring and pointless>Constantly get angry at the stupidity>Keep coming back to MLP General and liking itIt's like...weird. You guys are rather chill. Other boards are not fun. /v/ is one of the worst.
http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean
>>3623518What's this?
>>3623541mothdo my taxes
>>3623544>Arguments quickly become shouting matches and are both boring and pointlessBut that often happens here tooI don't like it but it does
Why aren't you depressed?
>>3623548I noticed it tooYou think it's some kind of conspiracy?
>>3623544>Cancer, reddit, newfag, moralfag, autismThese terms are thrown around too much. It really degrades the quality of debate SIGNIFICANTLY. It turns discussions into insult laden shitposting. I really hate it.
>>3623557Because I have no reason to be
>>3623555I DO. YOUR OPINION SUCKS
so no one knows what happened with hopopo and those copyright claims?
>>3623544NO, I DON'T AGREE THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE AND YOU ARE WRONG
>>3623541
>>3623518>Will Dash quit being a cunt?I sure hope she doesnt, she's a loveable cunt.
>>3623563
>>3623561
>>3623566MY OPINIONS ARE FACTS>>>/BREDDITCHANDAILY.TUMBLR.COM/YOU/
>>3623567>so no one knows what happened with hopopo and those copyright claims?i didnt even know that happened. are they shutting down ponykart?does this mean hasbro is making a ponycart?
>>3623563I agree. Most of those are kinda stupid and overused.
>That feel when unsure if MLPG likes you or notAll of my confusion.
>>3623583Can you keep a small mouth in your house like a pet
>>3623570>Laying eggs in brainsHow uncouth!
>>3623573no she is worst ponei hope she gets replaced
>>3623557I probably am.
>>3623563Add white knight and -drone to that
>>3623579MY OPINIONS ARE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT OBSERVATIONS OF REALITY>>>SUCKIT
>>3623575>/v/, /g.pngh
>>3623591>mouthFUCK
>>3623580No, it was about the lyra plushie. As far as I know they just deleted all the related pictures on his DA
>>3623589sentinalI personally don't mind you, you're kind of cool using your autism super powers to archive stuff
>>3623594Wow man, that really hurt her feelings...
>>3623591Assuming you mean "moth", I don't see why not. Don't know how long moths live though.
Tjoke
>>3623602does this mean Hasbro is planning to release fuckable ponies?it's too bad they'll look like shit
>>3623563It really comes down to this:Most people are just uncertain of the fact that they don't know how intelligent or internet savvy a poster is, so they would sooner try and call him/her out than try and gauge how intelligent that person is. Patience is a virtue here.
>>3623567Hasbro sued Horporp, the court obliged him to go MtF
>>3623603>you will never have autism super powers
>>3623603>SentinalThat's worse than being hated.
>>3623555>But that often happens here too>I don't like it but it doesI can't get too invested in ANY MLPG debate. I'll argue, but... meh. Who cares? So I'll argue my case but in the end it doesn't matter. It's just pony fandom shit. >>3623596>Add white knight and -drone to thatSure and add these too:>>3623575>>3623584>I agree. Most of those are kinda stupid and overused.There is some truth that there are more kids around during summer, or that reddit posters are bad. But in practice it usually means that "any post or opinion I disagree with is reddit/cancer/newfag". I'm like 28, and I've been on 4chan since 2005, and on those awful tryhard boards like /v/ I keep getting called "a newfag redditor". And I HATE reddit.
>>3623607Naw, she's cute.I would put my mouth to her vagina.
>>3623580no, not about ponykart, i'm talking about the issue with the lyra plushie, that supposedly Hasbro took down hopopo's gallery of plushies
What about an episode where Applejack tries to commercial her apple products with propoganda, but ultimately feels too guilty by doing it in the end.
>>3623626That post is so long it deserves a pony or two
>>3623624
>>3623625well, if you don't tell us who you are we cant tell you if we hate youwe probably do
>>3623620It's just stupid. The worst boards just turn any debate into a mud slinging contest fast. There is just WAY too many idiots.
>>3623628Would you blow in a pony's vagina?
>>3623628>I would put my mouth to her vagina.
>>3623633You mean with advertisement? Why would she feel bad?
>>3623645I don't know...Does that feel good?
>>3623598>>3623575Does anyone have the "How to argue like /v/" chart?
>>3623636>A love for giant chalkEvery time
>>3623602but it really was Hasbro and not some troll or something?i'm just curious about thati really find weird that Hasbro did this only for the lyra plushie
>>3623644Please be self aware in this situation and not turn that debate into a personal contest.I'm just here for the occasional pony and I hope you would do the same.
>>3623649Is that a frightened grimace, or a horny beyond belief grimace?
>>3623652>Does that feel goodWell, it'll kill her, so, no.Don't blow into vaginas, guys
>>3623661kill her? why?
>>3623664>>3623662Here we go
>>3623656>but it really was Hasbro and not some troll or something?the chambers that wrote him works for hasbro as far as I know
>>3623653Just take the three lowest things and you have every /v/ argument ever
>>3623661Well, I was thinking just lightly. Not like trying to inflate a fucking balloon.Why would it kill someone?
>>3623591http://www.wwb.co.uk/current-eggs-and-larvaeDo it, anon.Do it.
>>3623662Are you really a a marker bearer Roogna?Tell me why I shouldn't pony myself right now
Can someone post the ``post the `>fans of the fandom''' one?
>>3623653
>>3623660What if it was both because she doesnt know how to feel about that offer?
>Have requests to do>Do one>Don't feel motivated to do the rest>Don't want to let MLPG downFuck.
>>3623633>What about an episode where Applejack tries to commercial her apple products with propogandaNot smart enoughAnd why would she need propaganda?She has monopoly over everything apple related and still is poor as fuck.RISE THE DAMN PRICES A BIT! OR YOU KNOW TRY TO NEGOTIATE WITH SOMEONE THAT OVERS A WAY TO INCREASE THE RATE WHICH YOU CAN PICK UP APPLES IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE NECESSARY WORKFORCE!
>>3623686Hahahahahahaha, that's perfect
>>3623557Because I am too shallow for this.
>>3623680Yes, I have been for a long time, I just don't get it posted within literal seconds of a new thread, so I don't even try.And I'm afraid I dont understand the question.
>>3623661>not lightly blowing against her clit and watching her squirm and pant as the pleasure becomes to strong to hold back anymore
>>3623694This feel, I know it.I also need to write stuff for the VN, but I've been dead tired the past few days.
>>3623687I would do my best to sway her in my favor.Maybe lightly brush her cheek and bring her in for a kiss.
>>3623705Uh, why?
>>3623692No
>>3623692>no breaking>10 bitsFucking shysters
>>3623692I would rescue her and help her to live the life she wants.I might try to seek revenge on her captors, but I probably wouldn't.
>>3623668Air embolismunlikely, but it can happen
>>3623705IT'S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
Did you brush your teeth this morning, MLPG?Have you eaten a healthy breakfast?
>>3623730Yes and not really
>>3623730No and maybe.
>>3623730I brushed my teeth yesterday fuck offMy breakfast is coffee
>>3623695Who says she's poor?
>>3623730yes and no
>>3623701I guess I just don't understand why you have the password if you've done less than I haveGrats, you've established a name in the time that I've been here and gained the marker password. You are a shining example of how people should act.
>>3623730>7:30>Woke up two hours ago, still waiting for food to thawNaw man, but thanks for being the hygiene checker this morning. Much appreciated.
>>3623695Didn't like Spike steal all her apples (and leafs) once, and Parasprites ate all her apple once, didn't the FlimFlam brothers once destroy like over 30 apple trees just to speed up their cider production and etc.They are quite unlucky, those apple trees costs alot of money and time to produce.
>>3623724>tfw you felt an air bubble when your dentist gave you a shotim going to die
>>3623707I did post one of my finished ones last night. However I didn't get as much feed back as I had hoped for. Thus a decrease in motivation.
>>3623730No but I planned to go eat something now. Just finished showering
>>3623730Yes to allAnd I bet all you fuckers still have better teeth than me.Fuck you all
>>3623755Are you dead yet?If not, you probably won't die.
>>3623727>IT'S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES[Fuck you Griffith]
>>3623756What request was it you fulfilled?
>>3623730>brushing teeth>2012 plus tipI recently lost a part of my back tooth.
>>3623743They don't have enough money for a fucking new plow They barely have enough money to survive every winter.
>>3623764I doubt it, my teeth look like shit even though I brush them every day
>>3623768>No sound in this image. ;_;
>>3623686Should be possible to write a script for you that pics a random post and transforms it like that, shouldnt it?
>>3623633
>>3623774Your plugin's broke bro; I clicked it and I'm listening to some Forces right now
>>3623778It would fail at #3
>>3623779Fucking macfags
>>3623769Lyra in a series of fancy butt hats.
>>3623633Oh boy another episode where the element of honesty is dishonestwe don't have enough of those
>>3623779>Macfags
>>3623774>>No sound in this image. ;_;Works for me. But here's a youtube link anyways:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfrDG0nmlk
Anyone know how to restrict a tablet to one monitor? I just plugged in a second monitor today so I could watch dumb shit on one screen while still drawing but now my tablet space is split across 2 screens when I don't need it to be and it's making the detection all stretched.I have this cheap tablet from monoprice, and I can't find any options to fix this in the drivers or anywhere else. Am I fucked?
>>3623783>implying anyone on /v/ ever makes a pointyou can ignore that step
>>3623791Well it would be nice if an AJ episode would be more about AJ rather than not even being in the at least half the episode
>tfw I will never be good at Scout in TF2How
>>3623548Help me...
>>3623810Play CS instead of shit games
>>3623791>Oh boy another episode where the element of honesty is dishonestThat happened when? Other than when Discord discorded her.
>>3623801you cant lelget a wacum
>>3623810Jump like a spastic on extacy and shoot your shotgun
>>3623809That I can absolutely agree with.And for the record I do think that would be an interesting episode.
>>3623811I don't know what's causing that, sorry
>>3623789How fancy a butt are we talking here?Either way, it sounds amusing. Chin up and keep plugging away!
>>3623800Oh, thank you.
>>3623822>Jump like a spastic on extacyNo, that's wrong. Don't do this
>>3623817It always happens, but it happens to all of the poniesthe only tie the Elements really come into play for a ponies personality is when the episode focuses on them
>>3623832Because anthro, most likely
>>3623832Because it's furry
>>3623818Well I can't. The 8 bucks for a cable to connect this monitor was literally all I could afford. This fucking sucks.
>>3623831It was a joke, sorry
>>3623789shit, I'm the one who requested that and totally missed it. repost?
>>3623817Party of One and Over a Barrel off the top of my head
>>3623832Because anthro is against the board rules
>>3623832Because it's anthro shit
>>3623832Anthro isn't allowed.
>>3623810well this video is four years old, but it teaches the basics, and that's all you need reallyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRSW0Y1SgoAand what are you doing not using stock weapons anyway
>>3623840You don't joke about TF2 you faggot, jesus
>>3623832Because furfags who wear mascot suits and shit in diapers and bitch bitch bitch about their lifestyle.
Wow, they sure jump on anthro pretty quick.
>>3623724How can that happen as a result of blowing into a vagina? Isn't that when air bubbles get into the bloodstream?
>>3623844Anthro is against ALL boards rules, but /mlp/ is the only board with a person in power who gives two shits
What the fuck is going on with Japan? They can whine all they want to keep competing?
>>3623855It's probably just the janitor camping our thread again
>>3623842Oops, I mean Last Roundup.
>>3623857It gets deleted on /v/ too sometimes.
>>3623652It'd probably feel so good it would make her piss herself.
>>3623855GoodFucking Anthro Garbage
>>3623854>Because furfags who wear mascot suits and shit in diapers and bitch bitch bitch about their lifestyle.haha, what, no, we gave those guys to you. no take backs!
>>3623852>uses the batWhy
>>3623860>>>/sp/
wwhats up janitor
>>3623857Unfortunately only NSFW anthro is global, yet all anthro content, even SFW, is forbidden on /mlp/.
>>3623841
>>3623842In Party of One they were preparing a surprise, that has nothing to do with dishonestyIn TLR she didn't lie to them about anything, she simply refused to tell them, because she failed. And again, that's not being dishonest.
>>3623873you think that's bad? i use the shovel
>>3623844>>3623838>>3623837every fucking day there is anthro shit that never gets deleted
>>3623692If she was into that sort of thing, sure.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
>>3623869I just felt a stirring in my loins.
>>3623880Oh Dafty, you draw so nice
>>3623832Why does someone doing MLP in SUCH a overly animu fashion PISS ME OFF SO MUCH?!AGGGGGGGGHWHY DOESN'T SPIKE WEAR PANTS?!EVERRRRRRYONE ELSE ISSSSSSSSSS.
>>3623887depends on the time. depends on who's watching our thread
>>3623871space marine pls go
>>3623887Well fuck, do you want a rent-a-mod to sit in this thread 24/7?
>>3623884But do you use the shovel?
>>3623856"Yes, it's a true but very rare occurrence. When air is blown or forced directly into a vagina — without allowing any air to escape — an air embolism (the abnormal presence of air in the cardiovascular system) could form, which can be fatal. Women who are more at risk for this unlikely possibility are those whose pelvic vessels are enlarged (meaning, increased blood supply to the vagina) due to a condition such as trauma and possibly pregnancy. So, if a very large amount of air were to be blown or forced into their vaginal canals, it's possible that the air could enter their bloodstream, causing a blockage in a blood vessel. As a result, some of these women, perhaps including the pregnant women's fetus, may experience complications. In extraordinary cases, some of these women (and the fetus) may die if the embolism travels to the heart or lungs."tl;dr only possible with huge amounts of air and enlarged blood vessels because of a condition or pregnancy
>>3623880saved as tf2.pngyou are the hero MLPG deserves, sir.
>>3623897Autist, pls.
>>3623904no, not reallysometimes when i'm ubered.
>>3623857All hail /mlpg/Now if you could just take care of the regular pony porn, which is technically even more bestiality then antro....
>>3623887And it shouldYou know what? I don't stand alone here, because why not. Because I usually just sit here and maybe report this shit. Because I've been here far too long to be sane.Because All I want to see is pony content. And apparently that's hard to come by in an MLPG thread.
>>3623903I'll ask moot
>>3623910how does it get in their blood streamis the vagina really a gaping ax wound?
>>3623891As did I.
>>3623910But I just wanted to blow against the outside to watch her shiver, why did she have to die, whyyyyyyy ;_;
>>3623915>Implying banning anthro has anything at all even slightly to do with bestiality.>Implying fucking something with a human mind is bestiality.
>>3623880that is the best thing I have seen all week.
I find it funny that it gets almost deleted instantly.Does the /mlp/ janitor only spend his time in MLPG?
>>3623915>I want /mlp/ to be ponychan v2
>>3623878Nah man, global rule three says 'Antropomorphic ("furry")' in general, again, its just only furry porn that people really care about.The rule for the /mlp/ board probably has the redundant rule because noone reads any of the rules as it is.
>>3623915People don't hate furry because it's partly bestiality, they hate furry because it's furry. Bestiality is okay by 4chan standards.
>>3623918> apparently that's hard to comeThe fuck you talking about nigger? Are you even looking at all these ponies?
>>3623933>Implying fucking something with a human mind is bestiality.what have you done, anon. why did you have to start this argument. obviously it's bestiality. the only people who disagree are the people who want to fuck the horses, or feel bad for masturbating to them
>>3623937Would you waste your time outside? That's a hell job.
>>3623937>Does the /mlp/ janitor only spend his time in MLPG?Yes.I'm not sure if thats because he loves or because he hates us though
>>3623942Yes
>>3623937He must have his auto updater set to a faster interval than me, making him the enemy of moot.
>>3623899what amuses me is the fact that anthro gif got deleted waaaaay faster than the gif of a man fucking mare
>>3623918but anonponies are anthro
>>3623951>implyingFeeling Pinkie Keen made me rethink religion
>>3623944But now you've started this arguments.There are people who would share intimate relationships with the pone of their choice, but aren't at all attracted to real horses.An MLP pony is no more an animal than a human is, and that's a fact.
I have a very bad feeling about the direction this thread is going
>>3623927I'm not an anatomist, sorrybut my guess would be that the air somehow can get into the pelvic vessels
hey mlpghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4dat animation
>>3623963>An MLP pony is no more an animal than a human is, and that's a fact.>tfw you are probably the only one who considers humans to be animalsWhat else are they? Plants?
wwelp
>>3623896Thanks, hopefully it'll make the rest of MLPG smile.I'm actually going to upload a bigger version to my DA in a tick.
>>3623963Humans aren't animals, you idiot.
>>3623975Fungi you retard
http://youtu.be/WX8ZeZJqOE0Joking aside, why does /a/ make jokes about gay porn so much? It's not anime.
>>3623972uhhh... gratuitous amount of pink horse?
>>3623972>what do you want to see anon?Wings. Lot of gorgeous wings.
>>3623948Well I'm sorry we can't talk about the show 24/7 when there hasn't been a new episode for the last 2 months.
>>3623967Seems legit.
>>3623972>dead
>>3623977wait a minuteyou have a DA? how did I not know this?
>>3623966this wouldn't be happening if the janitor didn't delete a perfectly innocent gif
>>3623937Well, would you hang out anuywhere else on /mlp/?we are rather tame in comparison to the rest of the board
>>3623993Just google it then if you don't believe me
>>3623980http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/64908223/
>>3623969Whoa
>>3623988>2 months...fucking hell, it feels like longer.
>>3623977>tfw Dafty never draws anymore
>>3623988>MLPG has changed>I can feel in the posters>I can feel it in the thread...
>>3623969Yes, dat animation.Unfortunately, that song and those OCs.We'v e been over this a hundred times.
>>3624005Isn't it three months already?
>>3623988It's been over 100 days anonThat's more than two months
Apparently BASED YANITOR didn't like me in control of the threadWellHave wingsI need more wings
>>3623880Lyra is a very fancy pony.
>>3624015And that's terrible.
>>3624013The song is great thoughuntil Mandofaggot starts beefing it
>>3623969>huh, pretty co->all those fucking OCs
>>3624015>>3624014I don't count the days. It just depresses me.
>>3624016>more wingsthis is an excellent idea sir.
Test
>>3623979
How much are you willing to pay for some of the Apple family best cider?How about some zap apple jam (tm) ?
>>3624028>(ded)
>>3623915Does it really count as bestiality if they have complex communications/mental skills?(e.g language)Would be counted more along the lines of Intelligent extraterrestrials.(e.g OK to fuck)
>>3623969Its a lot better than most of the stuff I see, but, I'd say, that, even if I didn't know better, I wouldnt mistake it for the show, Like a lot of people are saying
v-video games
>>3624016Sure, why not.
>>3624016DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
>>3624013>>3624021Oh come on, just this once you can overlook that
Is there a Lyra pic with Fancy as a hat?
>>3623995Oh man, i've had it for a while. Here you go.http://daftles.deviantart.com/
>>3624028oh shit, we supcom now?
>>3624041nope, NEVA
>>3624030http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
>>3624013>>3623969Does anyone have a gif of when she says "Stick with me baby" at 0:46? There's something oddly sexual about the movements.
>>3624035>Does it really count as bestiality if They look like horses? Yes
Please don't the bestiality argument again, we have it every day and it always ends in shitflinging from all sidesJust stop
>>3624035I wouldn't consider it bestiality at all. They're at least as intelligent as humans. Highly evolved equines, as we are highly evolved hominids.
>>3624032>How much are you willing to pay for some of the Apple family best cider?A lot. Then I'd use it to lure Dash into my house
>>3624021The other ocs were okay but not the rapping guitar ocand that fucking plot jokewhy. why do they think this is funny.
>>3624040We wing again?
>>3624041No I can't.It looks similar enough to the show that you could mistake it for it, if you weren't paying attentionI'd rather not see something so close to the show with a ton of OCs
>>3624062>why. why do they think this is funny.bronies.
>>3624050OH GOD I LOVE THAT PICTURE SO DAMN MUCH
>>3624063>implying we are ever not wings
Someone fucking explain me why the thumbnail is so different.>>>/mlp/3624049
>>3624066truth be told, I didn't know those were actual OCs until you fuckers got a hair up your ass about it. I thought they were just randomly put together.
>>36240774chan image server is shitting itself whenever two pictures are posted at the same time
>>3624077>4chan>in charge of workingWhat can you expect from moot
>>3624075let's go 4 for 4 on the series, shall we?
>>3624077You explain to me why you are swimming in the piss
>>3624056I don't really care as long as they don't rape the animals.
>>3624062>>3624068Question: Was it pandering or did they legitimately think it was funny?
>>3624097Bit of both I think
>>3623730>>3623730>>3623730http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA0yON5bdAU
>>3624085You know Twilight would also be Aeon. AJ UEF.But what is Pinkie.UEF and Aeon are to strict for her. And she as a Cybran? Doesn't really work
>>3624043Jesus fuck DaftyWhat have you done
>>3624077>>3624083>>3624087>>3624084>Man 4chan sucks>Oh well, I'm just going to go back to setting auto-update to 2 seconds>Man why won't moot improve this site again?
>>3624105HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3624105>that everything10/10
>>3624105>read those lyrics singing
>>3624109>implying the third post you linked had anything to do with thatdid you even read the stuff or did you just use every reply?
I heard wings. I came as fast as I could.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ICI8WABfE
>>3624116why would you do that instead of savoring the moment of the fap?
>>3624116I hope you cleaned up, anon.
>>3624118Not again
>>3624109Don't blame the users. Moot doesn't accept donations, moot doesn't accept improvements from us. He doesn't know shit about webdesign.
>>3624116>I came as fast as I could.Me too, me too...
>>3624109Okay first that has nothing to do with auto update.It's about posting images at the same time.Secondly moot can easily resolve this problem. In multiple ways. He's just to lazy to do itFinally who mentioned anything about auto update?
>>3624116
>bronies>in charge of being open to criticism and tolerating people's opinions
>>3624097They think it's funny in the sense that retards with no personality think "the cake is a lie" is "funny."It's just an "in-joke" they fucking force into everything to make themselves feel like part of the crowd because stupid people like repetition and feeling like they belong. It's just the brony version of "Us gamers, huh?"
>>3624138What the fuck
>>3624138>spam>broniesI commented something similar, I assume it had the same fate
>>3624138... All my hate.
>>3624118I watched their Pokemon seriesIt was funny
>>3624138And the video is in that guy's "favorite videos" playlist.Jesus christ Bronies are fucking vicious with their autism.
pls respons
1-3: Masturbate4-6: Animate7-9: Procrastinate0 or Dubs: Write one thousand words of fanfiction based on MLPG's choice. Anything goes.
>>3624138>glowing praise of the video except for criticism of one shitty part>marked as spam due to negative votesI honestly wish you could see my face right now because it is almost identical to the image I am posting.
>Crushing loneliness>Really hard time getting through the first few steps with people. Especially "breaking the ice">Last date I just talked about video games for a few hours and she never called back>Realize that I'm too much of a spaz and no one will likely ever share my interests or find me interesting>People think I'm smart and interesting at first so they're nice to me and start talking to me >Can see their disappointment when I reveal myself to be a socially inept nerd>Give up on people in general>Crushing loneliness is getting unbearableNot depressed at all. Just super lonely.
>>3624162please do it to humans at least
>>3624168im depressed AND lonely
>>3624168well praying won't get you anywhere
>>3624162human porn only pls
>>3624105This is why i'm glad I stopped updating that thing.
>>3624168Why aren't you posting that on /r9k/?Why here?
>Total posts: 1,000,177,347But what was it?
>>3624169I was going to.But just for you, I'm going to fap to pone.
>>3624168Fuck off.
>>3624180A post of my butt
>>3624168Don't worry, you'll eventually reach the point where you don't give a shit anymore. I know I did.
>>3624180there is no way to find out
>>3624189Pls.
>>3624083I remember when this was happening on Ponychan. I thought Yotsuba was better than that.
Hehe
>>3624168>Not depressed at all. Just super lonelyIt's too bad you didn't get in on the ground floor of one of our circle jerk stations
So depression is the flavor of the week, huh?I guess we need a Depression Pony.
>>3624194respond
>>3624138That video and animation was cool, if it wasn't about some spotlight for shitty OCs...
>>3624197I will include this in my session.Just so I can imagine her hair exploding into curls and her big smile as she orgasms.
>>3624130>tfw moot dismisses everyone as an "armchair sysadmin" and sticks to the shitty PHP/MySQL Futaba-based backend because apparently no other solution could possibly be more efficientA lot of solutions were posted on /g/. Some more expensive (new server, rewrite the site in C++ and not PHP) and less expensive ones ( actualyl make a script yourself that would autoupdate immediately without any countdown only when needed ) but moot is to lazy
>>3624205
>>3624205Someone should ponify this then
>>3624200Ika gets me every time.
>>3624138And this is shocking how? Bronies are an insular us vs. them slightly cultish movement. They are intolerant as hell.
>>3624205Fuck thatI'd rather just not do that.
>>3624218no, this
>>3624222>they are intolerant as hellgotta love their love and tolerate hipocrisy
>>3624205Sad Sack is close enough.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLJJc8siyU
>>3624228GIVE THE SUPER TROOPERS MOVIE TO ME, BITCH!
>>3624222The funny thing is we're exactly the same just for different reasons.
MLPG, is there any way to leave a message for LK about the archive?I'd like to take up on the task and do the archival. The it is now is a pain to browse/catch up.Also, >LK is murrican>mfw Renne quest is posted at 3am and ends at around 10am
>>3624236I want the electronic crossword puzzle
>>3624222Unlike us of course.
I don't like seeing MLPG depressed all the time. I just want to make them smile and tell them everything is going to be alright.
>>3624242Wait, is Renne Quest going?
>>3624237We're on the other side (hating everything), plus we don't claim to be tolerant at least.
>>3624130>>3624212He has a superiority complex because he's been running this site for so long and it's been up more than it's been down.Most /g/ users think they know more than the rest of the board and sadly moot is no exception.
>>3624242LK is probably asleepTalk to sentenal when he is on, he has capped most of his quests
>>3624250It has ended some hours ago >>3612637
>>3624242He's here pretty often
>>3624242Message him on DA or something?
>>3624249derpy plspls
The thought of Rose drawing something as crude as porn gets me hard
>>3623561I can't fucking here this word anymore without thinking about WElcome to the NHKthanks a bunch you fucks
>>3624259FUCK!
>>3624267Anon, we've already talked about this.The day Rose draws porn is the day millions die from a heart attack from the cutest porn ever made
>>3624259How's that goin' anyway? I'm not going to get an objective opinion on this am i
>>3624249I'm the lonely guy. I'm not depressed. I just need someone. I've been talking to this camgirl who posted on /b/ and she's a little weird. She seems lonely like me. I haven't seen her online for 2 days and I've had no one else to talk to since then. I'm going a little nutty myself.
>>3624278try plenty of fish or ok cupid or somethin'?
>>3624278>/b/
>>3624278You can talk to me, anon!
>>3624257>>3624263Contact info pls>>3624260The quest has just ended and it's around 6am in murrica, I guess
>>3624242Sentenal is the one doing the archiving of Renne Quest right now.>mfw I completely fucking forgot it was yesterday and spent the entire time playing shitty video games>that moment when I realized I had missed it
>>3624278I know what you needA tulpa
What would you have the CMC cutie marks be?Obvious answers are there, but maybe something a little unconventional yet practical?
>>3624244Take the animation as an example. More or less we agree that it was very well done for a fan animation, ugly OCs ruin it quite a bit, the song wasn't the best thing ever but wasn't bad either. I'd say that's fairly rational.Bronies? BEST THING IN EXISTENCE AND DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY OTHERWISE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zJ6tdG2A4&feature=g-vrec
>>3624275But that's what we said about Tess and we are still here
>>3623561>>3624268Whatever it is, it makes the entire first post pink for OneeChan users.
>>3624290Why are they shooting someone with a dildo?
>>3624278All my life I've been that guy that helps everyone he knows online throughout their problems even though he's actually a lonely loser piece of shit. Helping others makes me feel a little bit better about myself I think.
>>3624302It's probably Mythbusters or something
>>3624294>unconventional yet practicalApplebloom: A fucking dragon. On her face. Sweetie Belle: Snoop Lion doing that dancing thing from BlingeeScootaloo: Something to represent transgenderism. I have run out of steam
>>3624254But the auto-update issue is showing how 4chan is lacking. Users want convenience and features. 4chanX and other scripts give it to them. Moot just gets bitter that they're using bandwidth instead of coming up with some kind of solution or implementing some of those features in 4chanX by default.
>>3624135Why the heck would you post Luna's wings? We all know whose wings are pretty.
>>3624301Is this happening outside /mlp/?
>>3624298No. We just survived. We are strong willed. Why do you think we are ded more often.
>>3624254Good god /g/ is so stupid nowadays, summer hit hard. Just a few days ago I checked on them because I was about to get an SSD, there was a thread with someone asking about 120Hz monitors and 3D, and not a single person knew how they work.
>>3624306>snoop lion
>>3624275Why do people speak of heart attacks when they see something "cute?
>>3624319>bearsharkAUGHAAUUGGHH
>>3624319Is that a fucking bear shark
>>3624298No anon you're still hereEveryone else has died and you went insane.All other posts are your different personalities
>>3624303I tried to be that guy but then I realized I shouldn't be trying to help people when I can't even help myself.
>>3624296I remember when Brony was a term we used as a joke. Those were good times. I kind of want the word back
>>3624320that's his name now. he changed it
>>3624290why has the amazing atheist an apple on his head and not a banana?
>>3624321It's a figure of speech
>>3624287Actually I dunno how much he gets on DA. His last post there was months ago or something.>>3624302It's from Jackass.
>>3624333I am quite awareIt does not make it less absurd
I hate you. Each one of you. With all my heart.
>>3624321Because people say when you see something truly cute, your heart melts.Now double that effect when you see something really really cute.Yeah.. You're dead
>>3624104She's just programmed for fun.
>>3624332Everything starts out as a joke. Then it gets repeated, and picked up by people who don't really get it as a joke.
>>3624347No you don't! You love us really.
>>3624347Yes, you told us the day before yesterday
>>3624317/g/ still has some good posters. I normally wait for summer to end while staying in the daily programming thread.
>>3624332It was fun you know. Not that many of us.We were bigger faggots though.
>>3624347you don't hate with your heart, you hate with your brain!dunked.
>>3624347>hatred>2012
>>3624352That's the ruin of everything good on the Internet.
>>3624347Thanks. It's better than having people be indifferent to you.
>>3623662>>3624359u wot
>>3624287>Contact info plshttp://www.furaffinity.net/user/okiedokielowkey/http://okiedokielowkey.deviantart.com/
>>3624282>try plenty of fish or ok cupid or somethin'?Striking out hard on those...
>>3624331I thought of that too but when you see shit actually change you kind of can't help it. The last fandom community I was in was way more autistic then you guys. They had a lot of conflicts and shit. Seeing that I helped mended these relations is just a good feeling even though you are a loser.
>>3624359
>>36243591slow
>>3624359What the, why would someone delete the marker?
>>3624347It's okay anonI can love enough for two persons
>>3624347I don't hate anyone here
>>3624352
>>3624366He just saved Renne Quest.
>>3624345Wait what, you mean Snoop Dogg really changed his name to that?
>>3624359How.
>>3624382Yes he did.He went full bananas now.
>>3624371>GIF.gif>not animated
>>3624381Oh, okay
>>3624387All that weed erryday kills the braincells
>>3624321>>3624348I always figured the idea was that the image was too sweet.
>>3624388So, first day here?
>>3624237We're major elitists. I'll grant that. But we're not some love and tolerance holding hands "brony movement" shit. It's just a stupid show. MLP General is a glorified chat room, and this is all stupid shit.
>>3624359Wicked timing again SMILe!>>3624374>>3624385No, he saved Renne quest in the archive.>>3624242I run that dropbox archive. What's up?
>>3624312I haven't noticed it.
>>3624396We're really not that elitist.
>>3624387and I thought that animorph thing was a jokebrilliant
>>3624388
>>3624348Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't it based on a anime virtual novel where the main character had a heart condition where something too cute would kill him? And then he had to spend the rest of the game going around a hospital with horrible accident victims who were somehow so tragically cute they'd be his demise if he caught them at the wrong time? Maybe tentacles were involved too, but at this point, that's just an educated guess
>>3624393And it gave you diabeetusBut it wasn't enough for us. We need it to meak it cuter...it was our undoing
>>36243882deep4u
>>3624401Every online community thinks itself greatSo pretty much every online community is elitist to some degree
>>3624387He didn't really change his name, he just changed his stage name, since he's making a new kind of music now (reggae/dub), which is something artist's do all the time.
>>3624380/jp/ pls go.>COMIC SANS invalidates everything.
>>3624396Yeah, I agree I was just pointing out the similarity. It's important to be self-aware.
>>3624396Is it really elitist if we just sit around agreeing how terrible we are?
>>3624397It's funny because you were so stupid as to leave your trip password in a thread you capped that you must now have a different trip.www.autism-society.org/living-with-autism/How are you feeling?
>>3624409You mean Katana Sushi? That game like..just came out dude.
>>3624422Well, we still think we're better.An we are.
>>3624230One of the reviews for that brony book said:> Perhaps the author should take a note out of his own book, and simply 'tolerate' the fact that not everybody will take the time to understand or care about the cartoon and its fandom... instead, there is an astounding hypocrisy in that the author makes it clear that he won't rest until everybody in the world has joined him, arm-in-arm, and singing songs from a little girls' cartoon. http://www.amazon.com/review/R2124RNRR5HQX7/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R2124RNRR5HQX7Speaking of that, has anyone leaked that yet? Has someone bitten the bullet and bought it to share with us?
>>3624412Thanks, doc.
>>3624424Please anon, not now, please chill out.
>>3624397>HEY LOOK AT ME>I'M SENTENAL>PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>3624396hoorayeverything is stupid shit
>>3624424Oh boy here we go
>>3624424>wanting to start a drama out of the blueFan of the fandom, please evacuate the premises
>>3624392Hipocrisy isn't exclusive with being right.
>>3624424> this fucking retard again
>>3624352>Everything starts out as a joke. Then it gets repeated, and picked up by people who don't really get it as a joke.Take /b/:They joked that they were "the final boss of the internet". That "anonymous does not forgive or forget". These were joking exaggerations. Not serious statements. But later people took it as dead serious and bought into it.
>>3624432>>3624424Totally not the same person, guys.
>>3624432>>3624424not_a_samefag.png
>>3624425I don't know. The game I am thinking of is at least a couple years old, though. Did the sequel just come out?
So I just went to go take a shit. Pinkie Tulpa banged on the door asking what I was doing and I told her I'm busy.So she appeared in the tub and saw me with my pants down. She just walked out and now she wont even talk to me.What do I do?
>>3624425Kawasaki Sashimi was talked about on /a/ long before its release. I'm not sure it's where that started though.
What's with lonely nerds and fedoras?
>>3624444Uh-huh
>>3624450HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>3624422We suck. Other MLP groups suck harder.
>>3624420I couldn't agree with you more.
>>3624450A fucking rainbow dash fedora.I swear you cannot even make this shit up.
>>3624413Well people wouldn't stay in a community they thought was shit.
>>3624450I can't imagine how homosexual a FS fedora would look
>>3624447Annihilate her and make another.
>>3624447Feed her a tulpa chalupa
Anyway, I'll have log 11 up in 2 or so hour. Sorry for tripping.
>>3624461I think MLPG is shit but I'm still here
>>3624461falsesee /v/everyone knows it's shit but they just go there out of habit.
Wir tot.
Are we still supposed to dislike fimfiction.net or do we use it?
I thought this was pretty cute http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buK-P8StOuY&feature=related
>>3624470Thanks sentenal.
>>3624474NEIN
>>3624447Your tulpa is shit, it's your fault though.
>>3624475>What is a personal opinion guys? Can you please tell me what to like and what to hate?
>>3624447
>>3624473Just like /b/
>>3623876You seem cool! You wanna hang out?
>>3624470It's cool man, we appreciate your effort.
>>3624471You don't really though. You love us right? Anon pls.
>>3624480
>>3624480>us
>>3624470"I'm going to trip because I'm an attention whore but then remove my trip to get even more attention!"No, fuck off. Just do your fucking job and nothing more, you fucking retard.
>>3624450They think a fedora makes them look cool, whereas it just makes them look desperate to look cool.Unlike when I wear mine of course.
>>3624475We are supposed to form our own opinions, but knighty helps run it and he's a bro.
>>3624447I know you're joking. But I refuse to believe that people take tuplas seriously. I think those posts are just fanciful self-insert fanfiction fantasies written after the fact. What happens:>I went to take a shitWhat is posted:>I went to take a shit>Pony was there too and did things.
>>3624480>inb4 it's full of stale memes
>>3624447Make a god damn Jackie Chan tulpa already.
>>3624500knighty owns the site.
>>3624481bitte anonbittebitte
>>3624499How can someone wear a fedora, look into a mirror and think "Yep, that looks good. I look great in this hat."?
>>3624495
>>3624502You go any believe whatever you want to, bro.
>>3624502But I want to believe.
>>3624503There should be a script somewhere
>>3624510Wir deutsch jetzt?
>>3624503Are you fucking kidding me...Are we not bathing in stale memes at the moment?
>>3624484Just like that thread yesterday when we discussed about Joseco.
>>3624507Holy shit, that's the best idea ever
>>3624516Bratwurst und Sauerkraut, Kamerade
>>3624480>Double Rainboom>Villain is a trollface>Even the animation is mediocre at best>Writing and voices will probably be shitGEE GUYS CAN'T WAIT! WHO ELSE IS EXCITED?I feels so sorry that Twilight and Dash are the main characters. Poor Twifags and Dashfags.
>>3624512He's right though, and it's kinda annoying.
>>3624502People do worse acts of faggotry than tulpas all the time and you don't call them on this shit.
>>3624522>nicht Pizza von gestern>Zweitausendzwölf
>>3624516http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGWFTcTRoLE
>>3624490Klondork pls animate something
>>3624511A fedora can look great on somebody, as long as they're a mobster or Indiana Jones.It looks like shit on everyone else.
>>3624531Dies
>>3624531>Alte Pizza>Nicht ekelhaftIch hoffe echt
>>3624474>>3624481>>3624510>>3624516>>3624522>>3624531deutschbags pls go
>>3624533How do you fucking know
>>3624533Klondork plsplsget Nanaki back
>>3624443Huh. Seems that the comic sans was right. It's the fate of all communities to eventually become unironically what they began in irony.
All this talk of chubby pone got me reading PreggityUnf
>>3624499>They think a fedora makes them look cool, whereas it just makes them look desperate to look cool.I was in /mlp/ and there was a fedora thread. About half thought they look stupid, but there was at least a third defending them. Or defending other kinds of tryhard to look cool hats. Like Stetson hats or whatever. I told them they looked like idiots but they wouldn't believe. I should have avatared as Rarity and gone into colorful explanations that they are committing crimes against fashion. I can't find a picture of Andrew Dobson, but he wears a stetson and looks like a complete tool. Here's an idealized image of him instead.
>>3624543Nigga pls
>>3624537Es war schrecklich.
>>3624549There was Chubby Pone and I wasn't informed?!
>>3624503>>3624490>>3624480you guys didn't know?that shit has been going for monthshttp://doublerainboom.tumblr.com/acutally it looks very promising, considering their previous work i really doubt it will be some pandering crapfun fact: the people behind this proyect rejected the help from the guy who made the picture perfect pony music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTV92wqYjfA
>bronies in charge of getting the point
>>3624475Oh, FimFiction? That's been on my mind recently. Great format for making or reading fiction. However, the Feature Bar has convinced me that the community has lost its goddamn mind.
>>3624546What makes you think I can get Nanaki to come b-Oh I see what you're implying.Fuck you.
>>3624549That title is 2/d/4me
>>3624568Are they seriously thinking that?
>>3624450>What's with lonely nerds and fedoras?1. Honest to goodness Autism spectrum disorder and other mental problems. They do not know what normal is, and don't want to be. 2. They're losers. They want to look cool. So they latch onto Aviators, or hats, or what have you. But they lack the social skills to dress properly. 3. Since the nerds gather and befriend each other, they only hear an echo chamber of praise for their shitty fashion. >I am now imagining nerds praising each other's fedoras when meeting each other
>>3624548Don't worryIf history is any precursor we are doomed for an apocalypse any days now
>>3624578they are anon. they are.
>>3624567>Not posting the superior national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>3624572>However, the Feature Bar has convinced me that the community has lost its goddamn mind.It's always so goddamn fun to read the Feature Bar
>>3624463>I can't imagine how homosexual a FS fedora would lookAnd a blue fedora with wings and a gay pride rainbow doesn't look super gay?
>>3624577>only the titlelel
>>3624580Total destruction can't account for any sins.
>>3624563>Those front shotsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3624579Aviators are the best sunglasses though
>>3624563The only thing keeping me interested is that the script was read and approved by hasbro. Depending on the quality it may be no worse than an "official" episode.It will be bad, though. The voice acting will suck and it will have "hidden" (read: painfully obvious and unfunny) BRONY REFERENCES everywhere.
>>3624550You will never convince me that fezzes, stetsons, and bowties are not cool.
>>3624583Why can't I russian.
>>3624583At least it wasn't ``le'' France.>mfw French confirmed Redditfags
>>3624576I beg of youYou're the only one who can do itAnd I want our punching bag back
>>3624593Yeah, I know, I just didn't even get beyond it.
>>3624563>PromisingYou don't have standards do you?
>>3624486/b/ has few redeeming qualities though. They are rarely amusing or funny anymore. Most threads are just>porn>ask an attention whore anything>Post number determins some arbitrary shit>Osama has died. Only Quads can kill him!The only redeeming feature is the jailbait.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>3624599there are certain pre-requisites to wearing those things that must be met before wearing them can be deemed to be 'cool'literally no bronies meet a single one of those pre-requisites.
>>3624604Read itChubby / Pregnany exhibitionism pone sex is hot
>>3624611Pedo, pls.
>>3624549Preggity is pretty good as far as my fetishes are concerned.
>>3624618>hotYou mean like holy flamethrower hot?Besides, I can't love, waifufiction isn't for me.
>>3624620>jailbait>pedoanon pls
>>3624568Oh god this guy's avatar BWAHAHA
>>3624585What really broke it for me was a TwiDash story whose premise was that Twilight turns into a cloud. It's probably still up there. Up to #2 last I checked
>>3624598Dude Hasbro read it. HASBRO, not the guys who work on the show, HasbroTo be honest they probably gave it to a lawyer, asked if anything will damage their image and if not send that it's okay
>>3624599Hey Sly. I asked you this once before, but I just wanted to make sure. I have your email, but you're sure I can't contact you in real time?
>>3624625>that feelIt did make me hard though
>>3624633yeah that's true
>>3624614>literally no bronies meet a single one of those pre-requisites.Yes. Example "Cowboy hat". Looks fine on a Texas Ranger. Some pasty nerd in New York looks like a tool. You know they're designed to like, keep the sun out of your eyes right?
New BBQ Pit Boys videohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJol5844Xg&feature=g-u-u
>>3624629>implies underage 3D porn/nudity isn't CP
Let's go play video games
>>3624529Tulpas seem to be "losing touch with reality" tier. I have a hard time imagining it as real.
>>3624630This guy is good at colour theory. You can tell because those are all of the colours.
>>3624630Ever get that feeling where you just can't even summon up the amount of anger you know you should feel at something, so you just end up feeling nothing at all?I can't even bring myself to think about this fucking thing.
>>3624631There was this Rarity X Celestia fic that was kinda cute some time ago.Nothing really interesting just Rarity waking up next to Celestia and then what happened at the party last night.It was okay, not good just okay
>>3624568I don't see what you guys are talking about.My OC is has a black coat and red eyes, with red hair with black stripes, and an xbox 360 controller cutiemark.What's wrong with that?
>>3624651Last night I dreamt of playing games with Discord, him constantly changing the game to cheat.I wish I would have never woke up
>>3624637But you haven't even like ... emailed me yet. What's up?
>>3624654>any amout of anger>needed
>>3624397I think the archival could be done better than just >File -> Save as...I've sent LK a note about what's up with mlpg.co and you both archiving it
>>3624521Does anyone have the Jackie Chan tulpa cap? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
>>3624665I like /mlp/'s logo.
>>3624663Oh, sorry, just... what I want to talk to you about is highly personal to me, and I don't know how to write a message to start off on.
>>3624548That happens when the jokes move outside of the original core group. The meaning and subtlety are forgotten.
>>3624653>because those are all of the colours
>>3624684don't say that word, you'll attract them.
>>3624597>Aviators are the best sunglasses though
>>3624693AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3624693>Pedostache>Shitty hair that doesn't fit his face>Sideburns that don't fit his hairIt's not the aviators, it's everything else although the aviators don't really fit him eitherHe could look okay though
>>3624690FUN
>>3624705>fit his hairFace.I meant face
>>3624660>dreams about video gamesI've gone through entire Starcraft and Brood War campaigns some time ago and when I closed my eyes before falling asleep I could only see larvas, hydralisks, hatcheries, creep and drones.
>>3624708I think he meant "farts".
>>3624708no, not that wordplease stop guessing
>>3624720farts
>>3624693
>>3624583>Not posting the East Germany National Anthemhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI
http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/28553690994/both-pinkie-pie-clopfics-completeOh my god he actually did it.
>>3624708
>>3624729You literally don't have an excuse for following him.
>>3624729Why are you following this piece of shit?Seriously, you're just as bad as he is. Have you no shame?
>>3624729I'm not reading that shit.>>3624737>>3624733Maybe he just checked it?
>>3624729Why the fuck are you following him? Also >Anthro clopfic
>>3624677Just toss me that email. Since I'm online right now, I should have a prompt reply. I'm not picky with how it starts off, be as blunt and direct as you like. No need to fret over the presentation.Excuse the slow, pictureless replies. 4chan hates my foriegn IP
>>3624646>>3624629Technically, but few law enforcement agencies try to enforce it for older teens since you can play the ignorance card. A 16 year old looks pretty similar to a petite 18 year old. I really don't think there's anything wrong with porn of some teenager on a webcam. It's not >some cry or child rape.
Remember this?
>>3624748No Absolutely not.There is no excuse other than this person wants some attention nearly as bad as the person he is linking wants it. Just disgusting.
>>3624684Drawing jokes is hard.You usually end up thinking it's not funny at all.
>>3624653We color theory now?>blorange
>>3624764I remember when Scootabuse was a thing
>>3624674>Does anyone have the Jackie Chan tulpa cap? I can't seem to find it anywhere.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RQ8mSBaD3Q
>>3624764>she's not even peeing>clamps attached to chest, where her nipples are not2/10 would not consider badass.
>>3624776I love that guy
> Fluttershy is cuter than Applejack
>>3624780Is it really abuse if she clearly likes it?
>>3624793>>clamps attached to chest, where her nipples are notBut her heart is.
>>3624684There's no reason for those panels to be numbered.
>>3624797I really like it when AJ gives her hat to other ponies
>You will never be an Autobot fighting by Optimus Prime's side
>>3624480>>3624503>>3624563I fucking hate this retarded fandompls nosomeone do something
>>3624801Oh, is that what it's for? Sorry, I'm not very experienced with torture.
>>3624809> not Rarity having the hat
>>3624814Why would I want to fight along with a 1 year old?
>>3624814Fate is righteous, remember that.
>>3624764>nipple clamps in the wrong place>Scoots isn't cumming or urinating>Scoots is saying an emote>Rainbow as a pedo>the dialog texts are in the wrong fucking spots and you keep reading them the wrong way
>>3624783Ahahaha, well that explains why I couldn't find the cap. I'd forgotten it was a video. Thankyou!
>>3624823I meanShe gives her hat out a lot
>I'm a little bit bored>Want to visit /mu/ and see what's going on lately>Missclick>/mlp/ opens>Oh well maybe I just take a look at ocean then->First thread on the very top is "General Diaper Pony Thread"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
>>3624840>Browsing /mu/Do you hate yourself?
>>3624827>That feel when even if Optimus was real and he came to Earth, you'd never be an honorary Autobot because you're not important enough
>>3624851>you're not important enoughI've dealt with this fact by the age of 8.
>>3624844Not really, I barely ever been to /mu/. I wanted to go look for some rock-like bands I could like.
>>3624840I forget sometimes that there is an /mlp/. "go" is so nice
>>3624859You must've had a depressing childhood
>>3624840>General Diaper Pony Thread
>>3624870I'm too shallow to be depressed.
We're gonna have a good day
Honestly mlpg, would you rather be a UnicornPegasusor Earth PonyPersonal I'd choose Pegasus
>check /mlp/>General Diaper thread is just one guy spamming images. Nothing to worry about.
>>3624882I believe every day's a good day when you paint, anon~
>>3624840I can't get to /mlp/ anymore unless I manually type the url. My OneeChan has a 'mlpg' link that goes directly to arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go
>>3624893Sea pony.
>>3624893Human.
Well, I just fapped to that Jay's rapefic.My life can't get worse now!
>>3624902This
>>3624893Me too anonme tooThe freedom of flight must be real special
>>3624752>>3624677I'll just wait ... right here. Inbox ready. I'm sure the email will come any second now.
Would you still love your favorite pony even if she put the screw in the tuna
>>3624893gibe wings
>>3624904Are you fucking sure?
>>3624917Did it die?
>>3624902>cponeSHOO BEE DOO SHIGGY DIGGY DOO
>>3624904I'm not sure if this means the fic is worth reading or if you have shit taste.Describe the fic in great detail.
>>3624926I like people's designs for gen 4 seaponies.I don't think I would mind them appearing on the show
>>3624893NOT CHOOSING UNICORN MASTERRACE?THE RULING HIGH CLASS PONIES THAT HAVE MAGIC AND SHIT?ZAP MOTHAFACKA
>>3624893I literally cannot decide. I've wanted to be able to fly unassisted ever since I was little, but I wouldn't be satisfied intellectually if I wasn't a unicorn since I'd love to design spells and enchantments.Every day I'm thankful that I'm not a pony.
>>3624935You mean the hippo-thingies?
>>3624893Honestly, I have trouble deciding. They're all pretty neat.Unicorn: Who needs fine hoof control when you've got TK? Plus the potential for unique and handy spellsPegasus: FLIGHT NIGGA. In and of itself awesome enough to make them rank highly. And I'm really curious how the cartoon clouds feel.Earth pony: If the strength and stamina of the train ponies is not too atypical of most earth ponies, fuck yes I'd love to be an earth pony. Running everywhere everyday, bouncing about the place without getting tired ala Pinkie, I'm down for that.
>>3624893Changeling
>>3624947I understand.Ultimately I think I'd just go with Unicorn.It simply suits my study and seclusion the most.
Sentenal, you still here?
we ded?
You will never two Ice Packs
>>3624974We finally are.
>>3624974I'd like to be ded.Maybe I'll go to ponyhell then
>>3624976You will never be in a polyandrous relationship with two beautiful stallions
>>3624973I hope so. I'd like to bug him about Renne archiving >>3624875
>>3624940this.Pegasus is acceptable but why would you choose Earth ponies, the working class?
>>3624961Yeah, I think if I had one chosen for me because of my personality or "destiny" or whatever, it'd be unicorn. Still doesn't mean I wouldn't be jealous seeing pegasi flying around.
The last song you listen to plays as you enter Equestria and meet your favorite pony/waifuWhat is it? What happens?
>>3624987Too earlyMaybe something happens later
>>3624999>California dreamin'Fun and sunshine, awesome!
>>3624990
>>3625004Lel, the watermark ruined everything, I'm sorry.
>>3625002EUGH
>>3624999>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW-LIUqnDLAswag
>>3624990I miss when that wasn't overused
Who killed us.
>>3625002It took me a while to understand it's not shading. It's supposed to be her bones inside body.
>>3624999>Enter Equestria and meet Rarity as Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 playsI don't know what would happen but it would be pretty glorious.
>>3625016It's good to use once in a while.
>>3625019Heart atackackackack
>>3624999http://youtu.be/YS16c-ls3SMI downloaded a load of Ouendan 2 songs so I could feel nostalgic and shit.I don't know what would happen, but it would be kawaii.
>literally
>>3624956You could think of the three races like levels. Low level unicorns, Snails. High level, Twilight.Low level earth pony, who cares. What's important is high level.Fucking Big Mac.A mother fucker who can pull a house, or a cart full of anvils and not even fucking notice. Being the horse equivalent of Superman or the Juggernaut might be worth giving up magic or flight.
>>3625026cute Dash shipping-time?
>>3625002Creative, I like it.
hey /mlpg/,How do we fix the ocean around us?
Did you exercise today?
>>3625016It was the best pony saying a cute line in the best song. I miss it too.
>>3625037Impossible
>>3625002How do gamma rays smell?
>>3625042Ignore it...?
>>3625042
>>3625036What can he do if a Unicorn just lifts him off the ground and holds him like that?
>>3625049man, her left eye is positioned really weird in this one
>>3625037ok
>>3625042Ignore it.
>>3625042You can't "fix" it.It's like trying to fix world hunger alone.
>>3624999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqTbzV-3q1sAhahahaha, this is going to be hilarious.Or incredibly painful.
>>3625043Yes.
>>3624999But I'm listening to the BBS soundtrac
>>3625072pleeeeeeeeeeb
>>3625043Every night gotta keep my weightgotta go fast
>>3625003I like you.
>>3625057Why are they fighting? Chances are, the unicorn would have Big Mac's back in a scuffle against a dragon or something.
>>3625042Ocean?
>>3624999>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQsIt will be glorious.
>>3625082Old /b/ saying.
>>3625080Hypothetical situation.Anyway Unicorn Telekinesis is OP...An pony Party based RPG would actually be very cool...
>>3625037The rarer the better.
>>3625065world hunger is easy to fixjust give food to all the hungry peopleproblem solved
>>3625096There is the pony DnD thing some horsefuckers from here made
>>3625103But people are always hungrywhat if all the food stops fooodingAnd what do we do to the people who are not hungry at the moment? do they starve later?
>>3625109>>3625103http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSwWeFWPyUIThe real solution
>>3625098rarer you say?
HEEEEEEEEEYSEXY LADY
>>3625096I was just about imagining how awesome it could be. I know there are some systems out there, but still the visual of Big Mac in full armor charging forward as Twilight wards him with a shield and Dash is locked in aireal combat? Could be very to play out in a game.>>3624677At this point, the suspense is killing me. Are you still online?
haha waht
SoIf the six main cast ponies were in a roomWhich 2 do you think would actually break first and start relations with each other?
>>3625112>>3625098we need more rare pairings
>>>/mlp/3622186Lel.
>>3625109no, just feed the hungry peopleif you're not hungry, then you don't get foodbut you get food when you are hungry
>>3625130>Not knowing how to crosslink properly.
>>36251301/10 didn't even smile
>>3625134Works for me what did he do wrong?
>>3625122I just got here, are you taking requests for possible writings?
Why is PeachieKeens Discord so fuckable?
>>3625134I did that because it's outside of MLPG.
>>3625142>autism
>>3625142
>>3625145>>3625147I must be crazy since other than "Lel" the post was fine.I cant handle this shit in the morning MLPG!
>>3625130see>>3621732Those, anon.Those were the days.
Well I guess we're pretty dead, have this for a little whilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU&feature=BFa&list=FLajRgOx_ILessvxYtihjOfQ
>>3625154Nevermind it finally hit me. I need a drink already. Fuck
Day three of lecithin and pygeumNo huge effect on semen; producing a little bit more precum than before(which was none)Every orgasm is mind-meltingly strong though
Well?You are the judge, MLPG
god help mei like crotchboobs now
>>3625137Not at the moment. I was working on something today to end my hiatus. But then I got tired and decided to check out how MLPG was doing.My sweet princess ponies, is it a depressing place. Yet still, I see a gem that will make me smile on occasion.
>>3625182Both are beautiful butts
>>3625182Let one looks bigger to me. But I'll need a...closer inspection.>>3625183About time.
METROPLEX HEEDS THE CALL OF THE LAST PRIME
>>3625184Yeah for some reason everyone started getting depresed as fuck two days ago and it's still going on.
>>3625182Would they allow me to use my hand to see with one is larger and firm?
>>3625182Flitter has a bigger buttI'd squeeze it
GIVE ME THE SANDWICH
>>3625208NO, I DON'T WANT THAT
>>3625147Oh hey Lyra.
>>3625198The artists were kinda active last night.Thought that was pretty cool. I just randomly asked for AJs in silly hats and bam got THREE of them. Shit was crazy.
Can I get a show of hands?
>>3625225Lyra, please
What did MT draw to make up for the Marker pony porn?I don't want to archive dive
>>3625179I really need to get me some of that
>>3625228Oh come one anon!
>>3625225no
>>3625217GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE
So guys, What are you listening? Would your least favorite pony like that music?>>3625231About +7 sfw picture. That pony does not even look like the Marker.
>>3625248I don't think Pinkie would particularly like mf doom
>>3625225
What's Diamond Tiara's dirty little secret, MLPG?
>>3625248Still BBS. Ventus' theme.Yes Fluttershy would probably cry listening to it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32PZ57kZxAOH COOL VIDEO RELATED KIND OF
>>3625261She likes tea
>>3625248At the moment I'm listening to some disney song,so yes Fluttershy would like it.
>>3625261her horn is a prosthetic.
>>3625261she has a stunt double that scrunches for her
>>3625277She's an Earth pony, you bumblefuck.
>>3625261She related to this pony, whether she her mother, sister, blah blah blah.>>3625248www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOe31LB4rUToo boring for Rainbow Dash.
>>3625287uh yeahi just said her horn isn't real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUUORCpivWU
>>3625198Finally, all the cynicism and criticizing has run it's inevitable course with lack of joy to balance it out?>>3624677I hope you end up tossing that email soon. You have me dying of curiosity now, but I gotta go to bed very soon.
>>3625304>watermarks everywhereDYEPTS?
>>3625261She has a crush on Twist.
>>3625318Just for the song man,video is mediocre to bad
>>3625291Well they never fucking showed her with a horn in the first place.
>>3625320more blush
>>3625331>Implying
>>3625331she doesn't wear it in public, duhgeez, it's like you're a brony or a fan of the fandom or something
>>3625347Get outta here Black Butt
>>3625347Beautiful amoeba-mane.
>>3625356What, you mean when she goes home she puts on a fake horn and pretends to be talented at something other than being a huge bitch?
>>3625182They look about the same.
>>3625363Do you think her mane stays like this by osmosis with air?
>>3625367well when you put it like thatyes.
>>3625182Flitters looks bigger in this oneI prefer firm butts though
Reminder that ANet are running a four hour stress test for GW2 in 4 hours 30 minutes. It will last four hours only, howeverYou're welcome to join the fun!Americans are on Jade QuarryEuropean fags are on Desolation with the rest of their tryhard PvP server
I thought DT and SS were unicornsI don't think I even watch the show
>>3625396>starts at 2>class at 3Didnt wanna play anyway ;_;
>>3625396Also Jade Quarry has Warhammer Online and Darkage of Camelot veteransthe bad news are, ponyfags are in it and they are pretty mediocre in pvp
>>3625396>starts at 8pm>lasts till midnight>I'll miss the worst part of the day threadsBASED ARENA NET
>>3625405no they're like paris hilton or the kardashiansnot good for anything whatsoever, but spoilt to shit for some reason
>>3625418>tfw Desolation absolutely dominated their WvW in the BWEsYesYessss
>>3625396>9pm to 1amYES
>>3625418Yeah, I usually avoid the Jade Quarry for those reason.Also, remember to update your client. Lots and lots of patch to download.
>>3625418guess its a good thing PvP in MMOs has been dead for years
>>3625379>one day she's horning around in her house>Twist and her parents come by to drop off an order of candy>DT's dad says Twist can go upstairs and play with DT>Twist spots DT with her fake horn>DT stops, realizing the lamest pony in her class had just out her secret>eternal shame settles in>her eyes begin to water>she goes into her room and slams the door before bursting into tears
>>3625436I quite like GW2s PvP. It's what Warhammer Online should have been
>>3625447Twist will comfort her right? In her lisp? ;_;
GWfags, what was your highest level in the last BWE?
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
>subscription MMOsyou're all casuals.you go ahead and enjoy dumping all your money into an inevitable grindfest while i'm getting free blowjobs and shit like that in ___Dust 514.
>>3625483>Subscriptionu wot m8
>>362547320 or so. I went slow since shit gets erased anyway.
>>3625483>Playing video gamesWhy not do something productive?
>>362547330
>>362547337 Sylvari MesmerPro as fuck
>>3625473level 31
>>3625473About 30. I like playing with other character. Should we dump some screenshot of our characters?
>>3625483>GW2>SubscriptionBuhhh
Which pony would you like to shrink you down and shove you up her vagina?
>>3625494Because video games are fun?
>>3625494Yeah, like discussing horse farts.
>>3625455>Twist gently knocks on the door.>"G-go away!">"What'th wrong?">Tiara sniffles. Twist hears Tiara resting her head against the door.>"I'm...I'm a nobody...I have the worst cutie mark and I'm not special...or good at anything...I just pretend to be...">Twist looks down at the floor, hoof nudging against the floor.>"I think you're thpecial, Tiara...
>>3625487i know they're the heroes that gaming needs, but doesn't deserve, but they're surely not going to debut an MMO without a subscription fee are they?they're not stupid, are they?
>>3625508
What profession would each pony play?
>>3625512HNNNNNNNNNG
>>3625513>they're not stupid, are they?Exactly, that's why they won't have a subscription fee
>>3625517Twilight would play MesmerSpam that teleport all day erry day
>>3625517We talking Guild Wars 2 here?Twilight: Elementalist Or MesmerRarity: Thief or MesmerRainbow Dash: Thief or GuardianApplejack: WarriorFluttershy: RangerPinkie Pie: Engineer
>>3623685
>>3625517Twily: ElementalistRarity: MesmerPinkie: EngineerFlutterquiet: RangerAJ: WarriorDash: Thief
>>3625512This is going to kill my heart isnt it...Keep goin
>>3625505None. Shit is widely available
>>3623685Why the fuck you keep using the faggot quotes? The hell is wrong with you?
>>3625525well fair enough theni'm still going to play dust514 though
>>3625545Whatever floats your boat, man
>>3625548silly anon'are' is a perfectily fine word
>>3625520>The sobbing stops. The door opens just a bit. Tiara pokes her head out, cheeks wet with tears, her eyes moist.>"Y-you...you mean that?">"Of courth!" Twist gives her a reassuring smile. "I mean, you're really pretty and thmart, and you're good at thdanging up for yourthelf...">Tiara's smiling a little now, her cheeks red.>"T-thanks, Twist...">she opens the door wider, rubbing her cheek dry.>"Do you want to come in...?"
>>3625543Only /a/ calls them ``faggot quotes.''
STOP IT
>>3625564please respond
>>3625559
>want to play with MLPG in GW2>would have to play on American serversOkay ;-;
>>3625564stop what, exactly?
>>3625559>"Do you want to come in...?"Oh my.
>>3625563So?
>browsing rule 63 tag on Derpiibooru>Snips>Snails>Rover>Sapphire Shores>DiscordI found my fetish.I don't even want to fuck them. They are just..adorable
I'm so close to buying GW2 because of you fucks
>>3625571and then they found several new uses for the fake horn!by putting it in eachothers VAGINAS
>>3625559This better stay cute god damnit.
I wish there was more NMM art
>>3625581OH GOD, THERE'S CUM EVERYWHERE
>>3625580i just hope it doesn't have achievements. i always get addicted to achievements
>>3625591It does.Many of them.
>>3625580Why? it's a shitty mmo. A shitty p2w mmo.
>>3625555"Perfectily" however...Is a very silly sounding word.Perfectily, Perfectily, Perfectily.
>>3625585Her face expression is kind of silly.
>>3625600and here we go
>>3625580Well, why not research about and wait and see if its good when its release. They might even do that free trial thing like they did with Guild Wars 1.>>3625591A lot, but they give you a HECK load of experiences/
>Listening to Find a Pet again>Those fucking faces
>>3625607Just ignore /v/
>>3625580Me toohow sad is it that I want to play a game with a bunch of guys who want to fuck horses?
>>3625611You know I never was bothered by their faces
>>3625618Would you fuck horses with me given the chance?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/tara-strong-brony-campaign-jerry-springer/>brony queen>“I feel a little safe, Tara strong tweeted a warning about Jerry Springer and his Show,” Alex Margavio wrote. “And almost every brony follows her on twitter and listens to her advice.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMy pegasides
>>3625611
>>3625618Asura look like ponies for fuck sake.
>>3625603There is no "i" in perfectly
>>3625600We have this discussion all day on /v/.24/7 for the last month. GW2fags vs Biofags vs terafags vs whateverfags Go there.
>>3625630What
>>3625618Not really. I've played a ton of games with MLPG now and almost all of you suck
>>3625623that depends on who you are anon~
>>3625625the jerry springer show is still on the air?god dammit, america
Okay MLPG Mystery Box or a day in Equestria?
>>3625635I know. I was going to point out his typo, but then I noticed how silly it sounded.
FUCKI CAN'T
unf?
>>3625650>A dayTHE BOX
>>3625641I don't suck.You do suck, though.
>>3625650MYSTERY BOX
>>3625641>almost all of you suckSORRY ANON FOR NOT BEING KIERZ OR SEPHF-F-FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
>>3625662Uh, not at all
>>3625641Kierz pls
>>3625650hand over the fucking box!
>>3625643email me
>>3625652Oh, my mistake. You're right though, it does sound sillyI quite like balloon too. That's another weirdly pleasant sounding word
>>3625662Dash's face is super cute there.
>>3625676>humailEVERY TIME.
>>3625571>>3625567>Tiara has a very spacious pink room, with a giant bed covered in pillows>She has a big mirror and lots of makeup too>Tiara tries to tame Twist's mane>She fails miserably but the two have fun anyway>They hop into Tiara's giant bed, Tiara talks gossip, Twist talks about her parents' sweet stop>They nuzzle up nice and close in the bed>Tiara's muzzle get's into Twist's mane>It smells just like peppermint>Tiara's favorite candy>Twist notices and giggles, Tiara blushes like crazy>Tiara gives Twist a big kiss on the cheek.>"Thank you, Twist..."
>>3625641It's not like I shot you in the back yet
>>3625625She really is their mother.
>>3625640Well, the cute face one, not the one that look like monsters. The expression, big eyes, the ears. I was use to Asura being arrogant dicks (they still are in GW 2).>>3625650The Box.
>>3625650Better give me that fucking box before someone gets hurt
>>3625676>tfw I really checked the email fieldI might as well just commit sudoku by now
>>3625231mt drew markerpony porn.where?
>>3625676Every timeIt has been too long
>>3625611They were pretty nifty
>>3625685I DEMAND MORE
>>3625666Well you are Satan after all!>that fucking feel when trying to play Tribes or TF2 against these cunts
>>3625699It was shit, and it was just 69ing
>>3625685dangerzone!
>>3625712>not 404ing
>>3625663>>3625665>>3625675>>3625690>>3625691Well okay you can have itEnjoy
>>3625711I always had fun playing against Kierz
>>3625720God damnit...Can I return it for a refund?
>>3625720>Third best ponaYES
>>3625720... well, at least its not fluttershy or pinkie I guess
>>3625720
>>3625720I like it! I like it a lot!
>>3625720Always pick the box, kids.
>>3625720Oh boy, I'll raise it and hug it and teach it to read and love it and fuck it and feed it
>>3625685I get the feeling if this doesnt end here it will get dangerous.But I like livin on the edge, hit me again
>>3625699It wasn't even sexy or detailed at all. MLPG way overreacted.
>>3625720WHAAAT IS WROOOOOOOOONG WITH YOOOOOUUUUUUR FAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3625720YAY MY VERY OWN RARITY FILLYWe're going to have so much fun togeter. I'll hug you, pet you , brush your hair, feed you and many many fun things
>>3625746>Rarity becomes someone's pet>They call her George
i wish i hadn't missed out on the previous tribes gamesi feel like there was this big party and no one wanted me to come and even if i had come everyone would just leave so they didn't have to be near meor maybe that was just real life
>>3625761lennie plz get shot in the back of the head
>>3625746This is seriously the only thing I could think of reading that
Yesterday was my last day on painkillers. It means I can be productive again.Any requests on low expectations mode?
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE DRESS
>>3625783Rarity petting a filly Rarity
>>3625783Fluttershy trying on sunglasses
>>3625783>Yesterday was my last day on painkillers. It means I can masturbate again.
>>3625783Dash massaging fluttershy's wings
>>3625726Oh sure, it's funI just don't like losing because I'm a sore loser
>>3625789I WON'T PARTAKE IN ANYMOM'SSPAGHETTI
>>3625720NO! I don't want that
>>3625783AJ in a silly hat
>>3625778from the thumbnail i thought that was brendan fraser from the mummy>i think you missed the message of that movie
>>3625776I still get feels from that scene
>>3625798...requests postponed. I'll be right back.It's a joke>>3625792>>3625794>>3625800>>3625813I'm full then. I'll start sketching all of them in such order and see what happens.
>pinkie with hiccupsthere is no thing that is cuter.
>Search for fat ponies>Everything impossibly overweight or anthro inflation
>>3625819It was a book before it was a movie you know
>>3625835If you want normal-sized fat ponies, try searching for "chubby."
>>3625709>>3625717>>3625749>Twist is the one blushing now, her eyes growing wide>Tiara bites her bottom lip, thinking about something>she gets an idea>she puts her diamond tiara on Twist's poofy mane>"Will you be my princess, Twist?">the two stare at each other for a while>then they burst out laughing at how corny that was, the two ponies rolling around in the bed>Twist's dad calls her from downstairs, they need to get going>Tiara walks her to the door>Twist manages to kiss Tiara back>"Thee you in thchool?">"Yeah, see you...">Twist leaves with a spring in her step>Tiara is smiling for the rest of the day
>>3625835
>>3625841chubby pony is best pony
>>3625842YES
>gronk
>>3625835here you go
>>3625838Holy shit there's a movie?Is it good?
>>3625854This isn't at all what I wanted
>>3625854I think he wanted actually good art.
>>3625842Yep, my heart stoppbr evfrvvvvrvvvvvvvvvvvvvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvv
>>3625842Awwwwwwwww
>>3625838the mummy was a book?i haven't seen/read of mice and men
>>3625851Chubby ponies are shit
>>3625835Yeah, it's unfortunate. I just want some cute chubbynes, not battleships. Too much to ask I guess.
>>3625857I just looked it up. I didn't realize John Malkovich was in it. I haven't seen it since high school. teacher made us watch it after reading the book
>>3625874Wanna fight about it?
>>3625835Isn't it great? Except the anthro part
>>3625853God I love this artist
>>3625899No. Inflation is dire.
>>3625889>mfw only fat people are attracted to fat people>he could beat the shit out of you
>>3625874>chubby ponies are shit
>>3625917>mfw only fat people are attracted to fat peopleI hope you realize that's wrong
>>3625917...I'm not really /fit/
>>3625261>>3625277>>3625287>>3625291>>3625331>>3625356>>3625367>>3625447>>3625512>>3625559>>3625685>>3625842SOMEBODY CAPPLS
>>3625917>mfw only horses are attracted to horses>you could lose to a horse
>>3625917>That feel when you like chubby girls but everyone assumes chubby means morbidly obese
>>3625917Pic related, myself.
>>3625926Like this?
>>3625917But I'm /fit/
>>3625930>Tfw you'd literally fight a horsenot for a waifu or anything but it would be fun
>>3625946You'd probably die
>>3625917>only fat people are attracted to fat peopleBut I'm like 6'0, 125 lbsThere are going to be so many replies to that
>>3625933>that fucking feel
>>3625946I wouldn't want to fight a horseHorses kill people on accident with just one buck to the head, I'd hate to see what it's like on purpose
>>3625952>this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
>>3625939But you missed the context of Tiara and her fake horn.
>>3625917>tfw even fat people aren't attracted to you
>Walking in the threadSo, what happened today?
>>3625946Oh, I hope that big, strong stallion doesn't rape me if I lose~
Chubby enough?
>>3625950at least I'd die fighting a horse and not suffocating in my own fat. I'll die like a manBesides. All horses have is that fucking headbutt and kick move. So i just gotta attack the middle
>GW2 fagsOhh dude 4strength 4stam leather belt
>>3625965Poor Aceanon...
>>3625917I disagree wholeheartedly, I'm surely not attracted to fat people, expecially myself.
>>3625971HNNNNNNNNNGH
>>3625970>You will never get raped by a horse.>Not because it wants pleasure, it just wants to show dominance
>>3625970>A horse will never knock your hat off with it's dick
>>3625973>hide under his belly so he can't do anything to you>suddenly, you feel something prodding you in the back >oh fuck.
>>3625935>Work almost exclusively on your arms and shouldersBuhhhh
>>3625985>Not being attracted to yourself
>>3625985Logic doesn't follow from his statement. Implication of "Only fat people are attracted to fat people" is that "If attracted to fat people, then fat." Contrapositive is "If not fat, then not attracted to fat people." No logical implications about what is true when you're fat.
>>3625973You can't approach horses like it was a videogame boss you fool, horses have no glowing weak spot
>>3625946
>>3625970
>>3625978LEVEL 18?AAAAHOHH UHHHH
>>3626006Shut up horse, you just don't want people to know the only way to defeat you
>>3625935This is a curlbroI bet he can't even name compound lifts, let alone perform them
>>3625962I'd slap his shit>implying girlfriend
>>3625952>6'0">125lbsDo you blow away in light breezes?
>>3625970Here's the image set, if anyone wants it.It's literally a horse trying to rape a police man. Pretty hilarious.http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/02/smithfield-horse-fair-garda-policeman_n_1396797.html
>>3625991>getting raped by a big, strong, dominant alpha stallionoh, oh my
>>3626006>implyingSee that long fragile thing jutting out from below it?That's the horse's obvious weak spot, it has no fur and looks differentJust kick it
>>3626001Narcissus pls
>>3626033AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3626024Oh god, have you got the link to the curlz 4 gurlz song someone made on youtube? I can't find it
>>3626006Horses are like level 1. I can do it....fuck sometimes I just want to bust out of my house and be a man.No thinking, no logic..just fist.
>>3626029>tfw 6'2" and 126 poundsAll limbs nigga. At least I look good in skinny jeans and stuff
>>3626001>being attracted to fat shitsI wish I burned forever.
>>3625964Enjoy
>>3626057>tfw 6"5'why are you all such dwarfs?
>>3626033That crit damagebut how would I beat a female?
>>3626030Do you seriously think that we would really want to see images of a horse trying to rape a ma- OH FUCK I CLICKED IT.HOW DID YOU DO THAT
>>3626072>tfw 10"15'get on my levelinb4 stilts
>>3626072The way I see it, everything associated with Deafdefiler -- fluttershy, rape, being tall, being a socially awkward piece of shit -- is damned by association.So I'm glad I'm of average height. Good luck being like deaf.
>>3626089I'm pretty sure you are lying anon... what did I tell you about lying?
>>3626074Just kite her around for long enoughShe'll eventually enter a phase called "Heat" and will stop chasing, probably because she got overheated when running after you or something. You can tell when this happens by the whinnying she makes, and she'll turn her back on you, raising her tail - which is armor, by the way - and exposes her weak spotYou only have a short time though, so go crazy at this spot and do as much damage as possible
>>3626030>all those puns
Even arnold shwarzenegger would get killed if he tried to fight a fucking horse.
>>3626096you never told me anythingyou're thinking of some other anon
>>3626094>Good luck being like deaf.That hurt a lot anon, why do you have to be so cruel all the time? ;_;
>>3626066Muchos gracias.
My name is Pinkie PieBut you can call me pinkie the demon killer
>>3626097I think I have the solution.
>>3626030>Rape by any other name is still Rape . A good laugh by all , sorry Policeman , maybe you were wearing the wrong aftershave !! Musk !!>musk
>>3626107It's "muchas"
>>3626103>An absolute night-mare?Oh fuck Haha
>>3626104But he punched out that camel in Conan.
>>3626097.......I'd make a game where you can only beat a boss by punching the shit out of her vagina.I mean I remember when I was told that the first Boss of Dark Souls can be easily beaten by just pummeling his ass.It was a lie of course but I believed it.
Well that was a lot of fun to write.I must go now.See you guys around.
What the heck guys.
>afraid of stupid four legged beastsYou all make me sick
>>3626133But you can easily beat the first boss by pummeling his assIf you do it without a weapon you even get a bigass club
>>3626142>Heck
>>3626142What the fuck were you filtering? "Horse"?
>>3626142Did you filter the word "horse" or something
>>3626143four legs goodtwo legs baaaad
>>3626142>browsing on easy modeHURR WHAT AM I MISSING GUYZ, NOT THAT I CARE OR ANYTHING
>>3626154>>3626155Horse filter mind.
>>3626107>>3626124'MISGENDERING, IT HURST!! SOCIAL JUSTICE!
>>3626142>my HNNNNNNNNNGH made it throughaww yeah
>>3626158Napoleonpls
Why do the pones get to eat the milk and applesalso kill this horse already
>>3626142>those two postshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIVTT4fgPQI
>>3626183AHA YOU KNOW WHAT IT IIIIIIISSS
>>3626183The unicorns need the milk and apples because they do the thinking, comrade.
>>3626187Hah, what the hell
Alright Dan you've come a long way
>>3626219Yes, a lot.
>>3626142you occasionally get cascades like that; 4chan X doesn't just filter the posts with the terms you filter, it also filters all the posts that respond to those posts.kind of dumb if you ask me
>>3626187I don't get it
>>3626219She tried to eat all the apples, and it shook her to her core.
>>3626219We are the ded
I got next thread. can we kill this horse already
>>3626219What're we going to do on the floor?
>>3626241Aww, but I wanted to make an episode thread.
>>3626241Klondork pls love me
>>3626233You can turn that off, though.
>>3626233It only does that if you turn on "recursive filtering."
>>3626236The two posts in that screencap are from that video, what's not to get
>>3626241Damn, I was going to nab it...
>>3626219Yo ApplejackYou alright?
>>362624120 pics left dammit
>>3626253I don't get the video
>>3626243
>>3626219She okay?
What's your favorite non-pony race, MLPG?I like Zebras the most, but arguably they're ponies. Griffons come second.
>>3626269Griffons.
>>3626269Phoenixes
>>3626241Why does that reminds me of Nanaki?
>>3626254>>3626245Sorry. Episode thread would be good too. Why don't you guys handle the next one.Inb4 everyone hates my topic>>3626248I did like 5 times today you greedy bastard
>>3626269Phoenixes. After that Zebras
>>3626269CHANGELINGS
>>3626269
>>3626269Diamond dogs
>>3626269Dragons..yes..dragons.
>>3626282Alright then. After your thread its episode thread.
>>3626295
>>3626269I'm naturally inclined to say dragons, because I'm a faggot like that, but its really only because of headcanons/fanonI think I'd have to go with Griffons too.
>>3626269Unicorns
>>3626288why is your picture wetgrab a towel and clean it
>>3626302I've liked dragons all my life. I've been wanting to see more dragons before diamond dogs even existed. Sorry
>>3626308http://rainymood.com/
>>3626258Guy joins ventrilo, hears something dumb, records it, plays it back endlesslyCreativity
>>3626308Reminds me of "The Piss Christ."
>>3626329this site helps me draw. Trufax
>>3626254Hey Nathan, guess what I'm watchingIt's The Tudors, fuck guessing
>>3626340Good show, I really need to watch more of it.Have a friend who keeps telling me to watch Borgia as well.
>>3626332The mlpg version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv68_j3Njng
>>3626350It's not bad. Catherine is a colossal fun sponge though
>>3626269Griffons I guess.
>>3626325I...I don't even know wo you are anymore Klondork...You're not the man I fell in love with...I'm leaving you
>>3626358From what I heard that's not the only thing she soaks up...
>>3626350Nathaniel.Is it rue you get brony bucks for being nathan?>>3626363Well I'm taking the kid.
>>3626353I think this is a closer MLPG analoguehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84I3z8CrSI
>>3626353http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno>Superior Ventrilo Harassment
>>3626374This is the best one.
>>3626367>tfw you will never father children with Nightmare Moon and a dragon.
>>3626367That is an ugly horse. I mean, it has claws.
>>3626367I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to take care of children
>>3626367Oh god I wish I got brony bucks for being Nathan.Unfortunately it's a volunteer position.>That feel when you have no skills you can put to use for brony bucksNobody commissions fanfiction.
>>3626367I would save the dragon from the evil woman.
>>3626370>there's a girl playing with them>she laughs at DDHAHAHA WOW
>>3626367Hai Klondike!
>>3626395The laws in this country are so racist
>>3626374>so much madahaha
>>3626402Who wouldn't laugh at deaf?He's a total spaz.
>>3626395Its only illegal if you get caughtAlso new fred>>3626414>>3626414>>3626414>>3626414>>3626414
>>3626367KLONDORKTHE GODDAMN GAMEWORK ON IT
>>3626407I always want to hug that pony.
>>3626402That's KrabbHe really does sound like that
>>3626435ok>>3626404HI KRABB
>>3626374Holy fucking shit, so mad
>>3626442You will never hug that pony anon ;_;
>>3626374>>3626380My favourite's this one, just because the people are just so adorably confused and bemused.I have to wonder if they ever found out about the recording.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4
>>3626479God damn they sound like hillbillies
>>3626479>AJ's family play WoW.avi
>>3626479I love that instead of raging they laugh about it.I would love to hang out with those guys.
>>3626479http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSANgjen0pEmy favorite
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