NEW PONEOld Pone: >>3616854This thread brought to you by: two rich ponies.
damn that last thread just flew by, huh?
>prolapsed anus
SKDRO
You will die alone and hated
>A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
>>3620870
Would you help your waifu clean up her excessive saliva?
>>3620924>consensual pony sex in the missionary position for the purpose of creating foals
i wish pinkamena was reali would make it my mission to make her feel better
2rich4me
>>3620959No one will hate because no one cares about me.
Have you been good MLPG?Do you deserve a visit from the slutty mare? Or do you get punished by the dunking stallion?
>>3620973Rarity is a cool character, but her material obsessions put me off.
Damn, I just watched this movie after people talked about it in the other threadShit's bleak yo.
>>3620972"Ugh what a creep."
>crimson heads are back in RE6
>>3621013Watch the kite anime for some more depressing shit
>>3621005C-can I have b-both?
>>3621007I would that Rarity. And I really like that guy's humans. They remind me of old school animes in a way.
>>3620969That's a little gross
>>3621021/v/ pls go
>>3621021>Waiting for RE6 that allRE: Zero was the last good RE
What if MLP was a magical girl anime? What would the main cast's powers be?
>>3621007
>>3621027And this?
>>3621005Can I get a visit from the cuddleslutty mare?
>>3621021>caring about RE 6it's almost like carind about DS 3
>>3621051Being psychotic and emotionally unstable in generalall of them
>>3621045Never played it. It was good?
>>3621025The slutty mare takes on whatever form you please, even if it's not a mare.The dunking stallion subjects you to an eternity of getting dunked compressed into a single hellish night.
>>3621059It's happened before. Only once, though.
>>3621077>any formeven...human?!
>>3621057My first thought was grilling her ribs, frying her liver and sauteing her heart, and then eating it all with a side of potatoes and a nice salad.
>>3621077So the slutty mare can take the form of the dunking stallion?
>>3621052
>>3621080Why only once?
>>3621059OH MY GOD. I FORGOT ABOUT SLUTTY MARE....how could you mlpg...how could you forget such a pure thing like slutty mare
>>3621022>Kite animeWhat's it's called?
>>3621089Even human.
>>3621090>Wanting to eat a filter.Disgusting.
>>3621093>wanting to get dunkedRoss, is that you?
I only like mutty slares.
>>3621064So it would be like Madoka?
>>3621090>not sexcasual.
>>3621103http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_(film)
>>3621095
>>3621090>not devouring her entrails and feeling every disgusting, warm, bit slide down your throatdo you even eat food
>>3621064
Playing the two-parter Robin's Reckoning.http://www.livestream.com/cosinemlpg
>>3621100
Renne quest is still going>>3612637
>>3621109>RossI am appalled and offended sir.
reposting>>3620990>they ask him to say things in Deerish>they have no clue what he's saying, but it's such a pretty language, they don't care
>>3620967hey man i'm totally MT here's that mini comic you wanted
>>3621061Well reading that neogaf thread and seeing the new videos gave me a bit of hope and maybe it's going to be decent after all.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=481604A man can dream, fuck you.
Okay you guys.Rarity and Snails, or Twilight and Snails.
>>3621108It's really high in nutrients, and if you harvest them from younger animals the toxins are minimal.You should only eat some once in a while, but when you do it's a fucking superfood.A delicious superfood.
>>3621127>cupcake shittiara plspls
>>3621136If anyone here cared they would be there.
>>3621096Can't say for sure. It takes a certain mindset to invite her in, even if you deserve it. For most people, that means it's going to end in some form of intercourse. Thus far, there's only been one recorded incident of a lucky anon getting through with nothing but a good cuddling.
>>3621145JuiceThat isn't what I wanted at all. I cried a little
>>3621145>white fingers>drawing not in colorful pen or pen at allDo you even MT
>>3621125No, I'm not an inhuman monster that eats intestines.
>>3621151Eh, the texture is something to be desired.
>>3621156Not true I just got hereRenee Quest is brilliant let the man post updates
>>3621168>>3621167yeah man totally
So anything interesting happening?
>>3621150is snails fem?if not, i'm not interested.
>>3621127When did you become such a faggot Tiarawhy?It must have been somewhere between Tiaraquest and those porn flashes.
>>3621145Must've been one mighty apple. Look at that mess.
>>3621163But what about post-fetish sex cuddles? I want to give her a nice, big belly so I can fall asleep snuggling with it.
>>3621150Twilight because Snails canonically respects her for her magical abilities.
>>3621174>tfw chitterlings and sausage casing
>>3621176It's an acquired taste.Chicken livers are fantastic if you pan-fry them and serve them wrapped in bacon.
>>3621182We're talking about horses.
>>3621182Apart from me being here nothing
>>3621184pfftahahahhah you do realize my first art submission to the fandom was a cupcakes flash?
>>3621127What the fuck is this Bullshit?Tiara I am dissapointed.P.A.R.T.Y did not exist in F:E
>>3621196really? it looks like the zombies are out and talking about eating guts again.
>>3621190Gonna go with this one, its p. respectful to canon.Expect something interesting in the near future
>>3621209eh? i didn't make that, it's just a random image.
>three weeks without MLPGAHAHATHIS WILL SURELY CURE ME OF MY ADDICTIONI'LL BE FREE FROM YOU FUCKERS
>>3621207wait, that was you, from a long time ago?was that flash on DA?
>>3621189Oh. Yeah, you could totally expect that. Hell, I'd be more surprised if you didn't.Just be prepared to wake up on a pile of strategically arranged pillows.
>you will never do this with your favorite ponehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJckP9yzk8E
>>3621210>Implying that it's not lyra trying too hard to look like a humanSO HOW ABOUT EATING ANIMALS HUHPRETTY HUMAN THING TO DO
>>3621222yea
>>3621140Featherweight is getting the shit end of this deal it seems.
>>3621207I think I vaguely remember that particular flash.So you were always a faggot, I should have guessed as much.
>>3621233Holy shit.I..need to get away from MLPG more.
>>3621207Hah, I remember helping you with that. You've improved since then.
>>3621237We're not focusing on him too much...let's fix that.
>>3621225But I want toPlease
>>3621163Does she cater to Anons whose fetish is being loved, and loving in return?
>>3621240>implying we're all not faggots in the first placecomeon get with the program!
>>3621127>cupcakes and F:E Hell you might as well fucking throw a Nyx faction up there too.
>>3621249its too bad the mlpg irc fell apart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlXu6ZQ7Fo
>>3621252Fuck is that from an episode?
i'm not complaining or anything, but is it just me or lately we are getting more Celestia fan art than usual?
>>3621263i honestly didnt know it was FE till you just said it. i just saved it cause it looked like a reaction image.
Could somebody please post the Pony or Die image? I need to email my thing...
>>3621263Do it, Tiara....!DO THE FAMILY BBQ FIC!
>>3621269yeah it's from uh "night of the daylight"
>>3621271It's summer. Celestia is sunpony.
>>3621266It still exists...
I am bored MLPGEntertain me
>>3621279the what now?
ITS SUMMERTIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
>>3621303>>3621130
>>3621304Short fic about the mane cast roasting Nyx written here that made all the bronies butthurt
>>3621303What sort of thing entertains you? fetishes? >feels?
>>3621306gonna head to the thing just to do the other thing
>>3621303Which ponies would bridle and subdue the others to turn into racing ponies?
>>3621255The interesting thing is I can actually justify being on a morally higher ground then because I don't wave my dick around trying to shock people with gore porn.
>>3621306...MLPG Beach Party?
>>3621304Oh god...someone has to have the caps.Twilight and Celestia take Nyx on a BBQ.They break her horn off and spit roast her.
>>3621303Can we be genderbent shipping?
>>3621275You need to play some real Fallout bro.
>>3621322Well some cute feels are always welcomed...
F crzhfkd ilsb xii vlr drvp.
Here you go whoever wanted it.
>>3621253she caters to all fetishes.
>>3621276It should be the same email you received your end of Pony or Die.In any case, it's mlpglethallin@gmail.com
>>3621335fallot is for gaylords
>>3621338https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAHIf you haven't seen it yet.
>>3621252>you will never make a pony feel this goodhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdy7xmmzPpE
>>3621343Haha that's great, thanks juice?
>>3621335But that's New Vegas
>>3621327it was made as a halloween flash and has earned me quite a bit of cash via youtube (also learned a lot from basic flash stuff in it). i feel no regret there.>>3621314eh maybe. i still have a ton of other flash to do atm.
>>3621367No thanks I've got sprite.
>>3621250>the fawns in the village have never seen wings on anything but a bird before>Featherweight has to explain the three different kinds of ponies to them
>>3621367no that's the real MT this timei'm juice
>>3621375>SpriteYou're ok in my book MT
>>3621375I haven't seen a sketchbook post by you before, my bad.
>>3621353>Tabasco
>>3621303>not your personal clown
what do you think of raritys new business.
Should I finish this short hair celestia, I'm kinda iffy with alicorns
>>3621399god damn
>>3621399horses don't have fists they have hoovesi call shannongans
>>3621341You too anon.
>>3621394You got a problem with Tabasco, son?
>>3621397If I was a pony mlpg would leave me out in the rain. I've seen it happen.
>>3621405yes do it please
>>3621369I was talking about a Fallout that wasn't derivative tripe like F:E, but if you want to piss and argue about what are "real" Fallout games then be my guest but I'm not gonna take part of it.
>>3621376>He tries to explain how ponies can manipulate weather and do stuff like move clouds.>Getting confused looks he decides to demonstrate.>He finds the clouds nearly impossible to manipulate.>He hears a bark from down below.>One of the elders is motioning him down.
>>3621417I gave you an umbrella damn it. What more do you want from me?
>>3621417I wouldn't leave you out in the rain...
>>3621405why are you askingwhat do you honestly think anyone is going to say
>reinstall LoL while i wait for gw2 to come outoh, now i remember why i hated this game.
>>3621405I want to see what the final expression looks like. Please go on.
Hey Tiara,How far did you get on that Rumble thing, I missed most of it, and when do you think it will be up on tumblr?
>>3621330you can read it in Scootaloo's voice and it still sounds like it fits
>>3621432That boat has already sailed. I demand pictures of Silver Spoon. She is a very pretty pony and needs more love.
>>3621436What are you, 2.5k ELO?
>>3621438its up to 22 panels now and its only getting to the action so it will be like 45-50 panels total. plus after taht i need to shade it all/draw backgrounds/fix stuff so i guess 2-3 days.
>>3621417Ponies like rain. I read that in National Geographic or something.
>>3621446Yes ma'am.
>>3621346herp sorry. its late and im a noncompoop
>>3621447You'll never win gold medals with that kind of speed
>>3621455Holy jebusWhat inspired you into this Celestial undertaking?
>>3621447Sleepy time for ponies.You should sleep too.
Goodnight, darlings!~
>that Lunaquest tomorrow feelWhat if Celestia is pissed we ignored her?
>>3621456>You will never use a sweat stick on your favorite pony on a hot day.
>>3621451it looks like no one plays dominion anymore
>>3621477Sleepy ponies time?
>>3621476kinda wanted to doodle more for a while.
>>3621483I just hope Bear is a bro enough to not tell his princess what he saw.
>>3621446Pone or human?
>>3621455>22 panels>only saw the first 4 and panel 17Welp, I guess I'll wait.
>>3621446sliver spoon for the lady
This year, we've had as many bronycons as we've had major anime cons, if not more.
>>3621489>Playing Dominoes12 people play it, and they all pick rammus and teemo.
I don't like silver spoonShe's a shitty flavor of the month that we went full trixiefag on>bitch>naw its not her fault>time for fanon personalities
>>3621522I'm done with the fandom.
>>3621520It's like she's really holding that spoon
>>3621502Bear won't tell because we didn't humiliate him hopefullyAs long as Golden doesn't know and Celestia wasn't watching, we are in the clear.
>>3621533>Baww, stop doing things!
>>3621539i'm not gonna lie i used copious amounts of illegal magic to make this picture i'm pretty sure the demon police will be after my soul for this one
>>3621531>dominoesFuck yeah, dominoes.Most boring table game.
>>3621546Knowing Golden.He was fucking sleeping.
>>3621494Which pony would snuggle close to you in her sleep?
>>3621558Applejack
>>3621522Is there another one planned already?
>>3621558The one that doesn't mind being squished beneath 130lbs of human every five minutes
>>3621554>Most boring table game>not playing drunk as fuck and with family
>>3621533>no fun allowed
>>3621547You can LITERALLY respond to any criticism of ANYTHING with something like this!Stop these vapid, insubstantial shitposts.
>>3621573>130lbsHoly shit you're a twig.Mah nigga.
>>3621424>"What is th' meanin' o' this?">"I was trying to show them how Pegasi move clouds and stuff in Equestria, but--">The Elder's eyes harden>"Yer not IN Equestria, boy. This is Deer land. And our clouds and weather get on well enough without bein' told where t' go."
>>3621558Fluttershy, bro. She's really clingy. Probably Pinkie too.
>>3621477I just woke up
>>3621576>hilter you shouldn't kill those jews>NO FUN ALLOWED, I GUESS, AM I RIGHT, HIMMLER?
>>3621584Oh quit being so mad and learn to ignore shit you don't like.
>>3621576>>>3621584You too! Knock it off.
>>3621557He probably couldn't sleep after nearly being banished.
>>3621558Rainbow Dash>Dash falls asleep on the opposite side of the bed, determined to keep her distance>she falls asleep before you do and almost glides across the bed right to your side>you have trouble falling asleep as she softly kicks you and drools throughout the night>she completely denies it in the morning
>>3621602That's the worst analogy I've ever read.You're not very good at this whole trolling thing.
>a couple of folks thought I was apple>like I'm even close to that goodI guffaw, gentlemen.
>>3621584>Stop shitting on my shitposts
>>3621576Imagine a bunch of bronies like rayodragon responding with this.Think of it.>dude you drew your fucking shitty furry OC fucking a villain who you claim is your misunderstood waifu>BAW STOP HAVING FUNAlmost everything we hate, we hate because it's "2lame".Unless we do it.
>>3621518>>3621476
>>3621616sbbb, is that you
>>3621533but she has shown signs of being nice, unlike trixie
>>3621621What's your point?I'm not about to stop enjoying something just because there's some unwritten rule that I'm not allowed to.
Which pony talks in her sleep?
>>3621612Dude could sleep through a battle.Bear would know.
>>3621621>>3621625Place Rumble's panels a little higherI read Flitter/Cloudchaser 's wait which one is that lines first
>>3621579i want to have sex with a pony so bad. i bought a mare fleshlight but it doesnt satisfy at all. i hang out on many real bestiality forums and if i ever get the chance in my area i would fuck a horse.i am $100 serious.
>>3621636kay
>>3621621That was old MLPG. Old MLPG was misguided and hateful.Now we realize that OCs and fanfiction are fun, and that there's nothing really wrong with it. Love and tolerate anon.Love and tolerate.
>>3621632Sleepyhead.Or among the canon ponies, probably Scootaloo.
>>3621632Rarity.It was in Sisterhooves Social. It's canon.
>>3621602
>>3621625Her face reminds me of something
>>3621627Nope.
>>3621647
>>3621647one of usone of usone of us
>>3621653That Digimon reminds me of something.
>>3621632Pinkie. She never shuts up when she's awake, and she never shuts up when she's asleep.
>>3621653hahaha totally.
>>3621647Brony pls leave.
I should draw and write more on paper
>>3621644I wish we lived closer to one another. I'd be more than happy to take you out one night.
>>3621663then i dont know who the fuck you arekeep up the good work with that art, yo
>>3621628trixie was a stage performerher only off-stage interactions that showed any smug bitchitude were infront of two adoring fans that fucked everything for herif you interpret it right, her only mistake was never just saying that the whole thing was a show even though it would disappoint snips and snails
>>3621625>no dick yetFUCK YOU
>>3621663It's easy to create illusions of mimicking styles if one draws so loosely.
>>3621632TwilightThe nuerotic phases continue through the night. It's why Spike noted that he sleeps better when Twilight is away in It's About Time.
>>3621625YOU CAN'T CONTRAIL ANYTHING
>>3621682>frienship Was that intentional?
>>3621653>tfw google image search for Guilmon brings up a ton of inlfation fetish stuffWhat the fuck, google, I turned off the thing that tailors search results
>>3621682>be MTs grandma>find MTs notebook>OH DEAR JESUS
>>3621693>nueroticNeuroticI'm tired.
>>3621698explain to meEXPLAIN TO ME
>>3621689there's dick, just still in the panties hes wearing. i keep making the comics like fics with huge build ups even when i dont intend to (but then again i do like fics)
>>3621699I doubt it. I'm pretty sure MT has dyslexia.
>>3621699Honestly no. I just don't do well when >>3621709Haha jokes on you. My Nana passed...
>>3621683how far are you from portland OR
>>3621709>old people knowing about anthrosThey'd just be like "oh hey, it's a cartoon".
>>3621683Not marefucker anon, but don't you have to get to know a pony before you fuck it? So it doesn't shatter your bones with a well-placed kick?
>>3621709>find grandma pony scribbles>shed tears
How's your friend-off part?
>>3621686honestly, I feel like a lot of the hatred towards her is blown out of proportion
>>3621737Friends are for gaylords
>>3621692>>3621685Noted. Yes sir.
>>3621740You think?
>>3621740we brony now
>>3621746Can you draw me a Rainbow Dash and a Fluttershy?
>>3621746Um, do you have some kind of hair fetish?
>>3621749am I wrong?
>>3621740It is. It's all because sethisto spammer her all over the place.the rest of 4chan hates ponies for similar reasons
>>3621746Pinkie you need a haircut
>>3621760I never hated TrixieI still kinda like her
>>3621740The praise for her is equally blown out of proportion for a one shot character that was never intended to return.
>>3621758I don't like her as a character but I'm not about to label some one else negatively because they like her.
>>3621686Or she's just a total bitch that thinks she's the shit?
:) :) :)
Trixie is a very pretty ponyy/n
we feels now.
>>3621770
>>3621769you can blame Seth for thatbut don't let the fandom ruin a character for you. that's just not right.
>>3621769That doesn't keep mlpg from slathering over Flitter and Cloud Chaser
>>3621776>colon bracket colon bracket colon bracket Come again?
>>3621780What kind of feel would you enjoy?
>>3621777yGood looks are the only reason people like her. Pic related, trixie.
>>3621777Pretty pony, shitty personality and shitty fans.
>>3621777Not as pretty as other ponies.
>>3621721Other side of the country, man. Sorry. :(>>3621728Well, not always. Some dgaf at all. It's better to go a few days before hand and get them use to you and your nightly intrustions first. Bring 'em a bit of food or something. I've fucked some on the first night, but better safe then sorry. Don't wanna be found in the morning with a caved-in chest and your pants around your ankles, after all.
>>3621770Do you think there would be a Siamese twin pony?
>>3621777Well of course she's pretty.Say what you will about her attitude, but she's undoubtedly a good-looking pony.
>>3621790>BRACKETPARENTHESIS
>>3621801Hey MT will you draw me a pretty Rarity?
>>3621746All these amount of hairs is a little unsettling..
>>3621785this image always remind me to Kefka
>>3621801Probably notCelestia seems like the time to just eliminate that kind o f creature at birth
>>3621594>"W-wild weather?">His pupils become pin pricks and his legs give out.>All of the courses he took in flight school, all the warnings about wild weather flood back into his mind as he looks at the suddenly very alien sky above him.>The elder gets nudged by one of Featherweights adoptive family.>"Look, ya scared the poor thing ta death."
>>3621793Atleast Dash can do the shit she brags about.
>>3621809Parenthesis is a type of bracket
>>3621825LIKE JOINING THE WONDERBOLTS RIGHT?
night milp pig
>>3621754Here is flootsershib>>3621755What if I do? You got a problem wit dat pal? You wanna start some shit?
>>3621825She can't celebrate mothers day.
>>3621786I don't like Trixie anyway.I avoid watching Boast Busters every chance I get and this was a while before I watched episodes with MLPG so I had no opinions formed about the fandom besides they were spurges.
>>3621839she doesn't brag about being in the wonderbolts though?...
>>3621746For what it's worth the second one last thread was VERY Apple-esque.I like you though man. I even had a friend of mine who thought a pic you did was one of mine.
>>3621830Parentheses are brackets, but brackets are not parentheses.
>>3621841>rightDONT RATTLE 'EM
>>3621841Fuck goddamit a skeliton now i cant sleep i hope you are happy
>>3621844I'm going to be honestI have no idea what's going on here, sorryIt looks like the back Dash's head?
marker
>>3621856WELCOME ABOARD, MATEYS
>>3621844N-no, mister Hair dude, I-I'm okay
>>3621841>Moth.
Anyone knows certain works of fiction that contain a certain sun princess?Bonus points if it contains doing certain things with mouths.
>>3621863>No Idea what's going onThen I've done my job
>>3621825SHE CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT HER BALLS
>>3621841>AM I SKELETON PINKIE
>>3621880What, like kissing?
>>3621883Tourettes guy pls.
my name is pinkie pie
>>3621893And licking lollipops?.
>>3621899Hello!
>>3621882The feel of it was great, I just couldn't make out the what.
>>3621880GET THIS MAN A FIC ABOUT CELESTIA EATING A SANDWICH
>>3621899And where are you from, Pinkie Pie?
>>3621899And I am here to say.
how do i gif
>>3621899MY IS WHAT?MY IS WHAT?
>>3621893That would be a start
>>3621910WITH MUSTARD.
>>3621841Now I can't masturbate, knowing Pinkie's watching me do it
>>3621927>>3621910GUYS THIS IS NOT FUNNY THIS IS SERIOUS!
>>3621116recommending depressing as fuck animes?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorful_(film)
>>3621910>ponies eating footlong sub sandwichesOh boy are we bringing this back? I'd like to see something with celestia.
>>3621913how you doin!
guys i asked you a question
>>3621136>Renne quest2deep4me
>>3621941>Celestia eating the sandwiches.>Not making the freshly baked bread.
>>3621941I would enjoy art of princess sunass enjoying a meatball sub.
>>3621936Boku no Pico left a deep impression on me
>>3621948what is it?
>>3621962 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthe irony that i'm drawing shota right now isn't lost on me.
>>3621957>meatball>the princessI highly doubt that.
>>3621972You know how much she likes having balls in her mouth.
>>3621962in me too... in a bad way
>>3621972scootaloo i love youi'm in love with you scootaloo please marry meplease
>>3621816Here you are.
>>3621972funny, I just found some porn involving Big Mac and the CMC
>>3621986rumble, isn't it past your bedtime?
>>3621994Sweetie belle looks REALLY seductive in that pic
>>3621992But will you draw the forbidden Pony on a bidet?
>>3621992Is that like...glamrock rarity?And why is Billie hueing at us.
>>3621992>you're10/10 would rage again
Fan pandering isn't always bad if done well. For example when Derpy spoke during the last rebel it didn't affect the story and it didn't alienate the intended audience. It wasn't overdone and it was lasted a short enough time to be tolerable.
>>3622016>your
>>3622004Not this close to bed time.>>3622016also thank you~
>>3621910>>3621927It was a dark and stormy night.The musky stench of mustard wafted through the castle. With much chagrin, each and every guard strained to smell its malodorous glory. Tonight was the night.In the throne room, the heir to the star which gave her planet life, ruler of the most advanced kingdom to grace it's lands, Princess Celestia contemplated a long, thick object. It had popped out of its oven but moments ago and was presented to her by her personal servant and chef with the utmost enthusiasm. Every bit of meat in that delicious flavorful length called to her most basic instincts. The chef was shaking with anticipation, his lengthy treat quivering just as much.It was dinnertime. Celestia levitated the footlong sub off of it's platter and too a small bite, chewing to take in the flavors. "This is delicious!"
>>3621986You can't marry her, she's a childNot cool
>>3622029>the last rebel
>>3622033Your escuse is always bedtime
>>3622035this is acceptable.
>>3622043my penis knows is not bound by barriers such as age
>>3622050You're always asking at close to 5 am.
>>3622035whyboner
>>3622044>have Shadow of the Colossus song >see this picthis is a good night
>>3622030did you even look at the picture
>>3622029Anon.It doesn't matter and its time to move on, especially if you still have the original episode.
>>3622044where's the joke?
>>3622054
>>3622056Okay go sleepThankfully I'm chock full of ideas
>>3622050You always ask her too late in the night.
>>3622050>escuseIt's spelled Ekskews. Faggot.
>>3622078was there supposed to be a joke?
>>3622029Derpy talking is bad. derpy being a bg element is good. Trixie getting namedrop is good. Appearing in an episode is bad (unless it's an useless cameo).
>>3622029i, too, cannot wait for the ranks of background ponies to be supplemented with popular OC characters
>>3622065there were two times that I used your and you're. Sometimes my brain kicks the words like they don't..you know.
...Where was Hamburger Time?
>>3622079you're just jelly cause me and scootaloo are getting married try harder poser~ <3
>>3622094MT you are hilariously bad at captioning
>>3622100Leth died
>>3622100Hamburger time is on hamburger time.
>>3622100WHO CARES?! WHO FUCKING CARES?
>>3622100Leth said he wasn't going to do it for a while
>>3622094remember:you're = you areyour = "get your horse boner out of my nose"
>>3622100Hiatus
>>3622100On hiatus. Yes. Double hiatus.Someone still needs to write it.
The ride will last...FOREVER!
STOP PLAYING PORCELAIN, PANDORASTOP IT I'M WARNING YOU I'M ALMOST OUT OF ALCOHOL P-please......
>>3622109>>3622115>>3622118Oh.;_;
>>3622106Yeah...I know.Also dear anon who wants to marry scootaloo. You can't marry scootaloo because she and the other two CMC are maids for Pony Manor.
So when did TAW say he finally decided he liked Dash moreBecause it means Dash has a loving husbando and Twilight is free for me to have all to myself
>>3622133There's no getting off of NMM wild night.
>>3622103>implying she'd ever accept youDon't kid yourself
What if your pony waifu had a chastity vow?
>>3622142i'll marry all three of them theni'm okay with thatscootaloo will be my favorite wife though
>>3622142I like Scootaloo's hat
>>3622153>implying I won't marry her eventually anywayIt'll just delay things
>>3622146unf
>>3622149oh yoouu mad jelly kiddooooooo~it's kay.I'll bring her over for dinner with you and your pony child bride some d-OH THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE :D
>>3621436dude, I'll play with youAlso, is Cosmo here? Sorry I didn't get to show up and stream earlier, something came up like I thought it would.I could still do it at any hour during the night (right now), really, but it's up to you guys.
Which of the mane 6 will live the longest?Who will die first?
>>3622164BETWEEN you and me, I like to draw Sweetie Belle the best out of CMC
>>3621116Where can I download this?It got my intrest.
>ingus@rarityismilady$ mpc current>Eddie Morton - I'm A Member Of The Midnight CrewIt's been on loop for three threads now
>>3622181You have good taste in fillies.
>>3622179Pinkie Pie will die first because of her diet.Applejack or RD will lieve the longest.
>>3622179Twilight will die firstor pinkieapplejackle will live the longest
>>3622142Scootaloo has no eyelashes...
>>3622157But anon Scootaloo has nofamily and 0home and she is a horse child, Jesus will hate you both.
>>3622196I'm pretty sure Scootaloo is a gender confused boy.
>>3622176>tfw can't play with any of the other ponyfags because EUNE
>>3622176Stram or play LoL.
>>3622200our love for each other is enoughwe don't need jesus
>>3622204>tfw cant play with any of the other ponyfags because 8 year old laptop running trisquel
>>3621823>"The lad must know the way things are done round here. I'm still not keen on letting some nature-twister's child stay in our village, and if this is what I'm to expect--">"Don't think he'll be much trouble, Elder - even if he hadn't got us lookin' after him, I'm not rightly sure he cuid move a cloud at all - Lookit 'im, skinny wee thing with that enormous head... a stiff wind cuid probably--">"Now, the elder's got a point, love - better he be given a fright now, before he tries somethin' dangerous... he's in our care, mind, and I'll not send him home missing any bits!"
>>3622100Something bad has befallen Leth.
>>3622203
>>3622179Dash will die first, she's living fastPanka will never die, she's secretly the reality-bending eternal goddess of ponyverse more powerful that Celestia .
>>3622203>I'm pretty sure Scootaloo is a gender confused boy.
>>3622225i certainly do hope so
>>3622224It's my headcanon that Panka is actually an innie unicorn
>>3622209Would you still love her if she grew up to have oversized wings?
Are bronies invading omegle or something?Have gone through at least 3 pony related questions...
>>3622203>Hasbro snuck transgenderism into the show.
>>3622248Bronies are obnoxiously invading everything
>>3622244That's really stupid
>>3622206I was thinking about straming a game or somethingI'm slowly easing back into drawing. I also screwed up my back hard with all the work I was doing while out of town. It might have been a car battery or something that caused it. Either way, I'm pretty sessile right now because of it.
>>3622250if this is actually a thing, I would laugh so hard.
>>3622223>>3622225Think about it. The way Scootaloo sounds and acts. Ponies are already pretty androgynous and don't have set gender roles. Who's to say Scootaloo isn't a he? Applebloom is a tom boySweetie belle is a girly girlScootaloo is a little boy in a dress.
>>3622004Ponies on bidets are the best. What's forbidden about it though?
>>3622248It is probably best to just not go to omeagle.Its been over for years.
>>3622142>Sweetie Belle brings you a drink>it's on fire>you weren't aware water could burn that way
>>3622218God this is too cute.
why isn't there a last airbender MMO yet?
>>3622264Stream how you play LoL so I can judge you if you play a champion I play too.
>>3622270>Ponies on bidets are the best.Did anyone besides LK ever draw that? Why are so many people after more pics?
>>3622273but im way too bored
>>3622270It's forbidden because no one will draw it
>>3622281>MMO's
>>3622225She is probably a trans colt.
>>3622248>go to omegle ask part>see huge fucking spoilers about the new Batman movieWELL THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>3622250Yamino would have jumped on it early on if it were the case and praised the show for being brave.
>>3622269Leave my Applebloom alone! I'm pretty sure she can be girly if she wants
>>3622268Hasbro is the Chick-fil-A of cartoons.
>>3622264Bummer on the injury man, get it checked out? Summoner name?
>>3622284>>3622286Why not?That one of Pinkie Pie is really cute and sexy.I'd love to see more of those.
Fat pony is best pony
>>3622302i don't even/b/ pls go
>>3622303Server?
>>3622304Me too, anonMe too
>>3622301She's probably just not too used to it.
>>3622282stream lol? that's a funny joke, this old laptop of mine has a celeron. It's only a single core and even though a friend was kind enough to give me 4 gigs of ram for free to upgrade it, streaming is based via the graphics card and processor. I've tried before and it has crashed and burned I believe. That or there's something I'm not getting.
>>3622308Fat pony you say?
>>3622301Those dresses were fucking kawaii
>>3622323indeed
>>3622323damn right
>>3622091The perfect appearance for Derpy would have been flying in (clumsily) and crashing, dusting herself off, handing a letter to Twilight Sparkle, then flying away as a few extra letters drift out of her mailbags.Anything more than that just ruins it
>>3622301I'm pretty sure she's a hard working farmer girl with an artistic streak.>>3622268And think of what else they've snuck in.A very VERY flamboyant dragon. Who cried over a bad haircut."Best friend" ponies who might as well be diving buddies if you get my meaning.ANDDeath.If scootaloo was a boy it would make a ton more sense why he crushes on Rainbow Dash so hard.
>>3622284>>3622304>tfw the things you draw in the least amount of time are the ones that become the most popular
>>3622313BandPuffsNorth American
>>3622269MT, I like you an artist, but if I ever meet you in person, I WILL slap you.
>>3622331>Derpy delivers mailStop this baseless fanon plsShe was helping a moving van that can fly.
>>3622339Did you draw it? Isn't it taking the least amount of time a good thing? That way you can draw more of what people like in less time.
>>3622338>Scootaloo ships Sweetie Belle with Spikewho knew?
>>3622350...Seriously?
>>3622348You'll have to catch and fight me first~
>>3620960Well, Megasweet is a pretty good artist
>>3622286This is just wrong. We all know Rarity has a Bidet, and it has the heated seat and everything. Rarity keeps that muff spotless at all times, which is part of her charm.
>>3622358>Fluttershy makes me feel butterflies in my tummy!
>>3622365>Rarity's bidetSomeone draw this!
>>3622362Did you watch the episode?
>>3622343Dunkmaster Jayce is OP
>>3622355Yes. It's just kind of surprising to see it happen, when something you deem a throwaway sketch becomes more popular than something you sink hours into.
>>3622368You make Fluttershy feel butterflies in her heart.
>>3622364i will slap your shit, anon
>>3622381No, I mean you're seriously whining about that?
What a stupid thing to say.
>>3622381The mail mare thing predates that episode
>>3622390
>>3622402You're gonna scare her off with that kind of look. She's a very shy pony.
>>3622392You suggested it should be presented in the show.Yes I'll whine about that.
>>3622218>Eventually he recovers.>His adoptive family helps him adjust, learn the rules.>Some of them, rules they never knew about themselves, never having to deal with a Pegasi before.>He learns more about the village, and how things operate in it.>He also sees his first wild weather storm.>He is shown what a lightning bolt can do to a tree the day after.>The elder gauges his reaction as he looks at the twisted wood.>"Dya' understan' now lad?">"I had no idea...">"Jus' respect her and she won't do ye no harm.">"Who?">The elder simply motions to everything around them.>"Her"
>>3622412I suggested no such thing.
>>3622384yeah, I played a match earlier and wrecked shop.it was a beginner bot match, but still, holy cow.I'm still new, but I bought jayce because I really got sold on the changing play styles on fly.I was doing alright earlier today, then when I triple queued with some friends I just couldn't do a darned thing.
>>3622418>could it be that you're>ON A DIET?
>>3622410sorry
>>3622412Well if they are going to take a fanon character and put it in the show, the least they can do it not fuck it up
>>3622418>"Howdy, Tim."
>>3622423
>>3622427>"It's okay..."
>>3622428Derpy's name is fanon.The character has been in since episode 1.
>>3622444>Derpy's name is fanon.canon
Walkies?
>>3622453>retconnedFanon.
Does anyone have a reference for the back of male ponies?
>>3622421Looks like we won't be playing together, different servers and whatnot, but trust me on this, if you can, always avoid randoms.If you do play with them, add anyone who plays good to your friends list, so you can play with someone you know is at least decent.Seriously, random feeders are the only thing that angers me.If we play with friends we can throw however we like and still be chill about it, but fucking randoms...
>>3622461Disgusting.
>>3622461UNF
>>3622415Featherweight is going to become a militaristic Fluttershy, after this, isn't he?
>>3622421Jayce is a solid champ, he has some version of the best skills in the game in his set. I'm more akin to Morde meself, I added ya.
>>3622462You're grasping.
>>3622461Come on Twi', don't give me that look, you know the leash is a must.It's not me, Twilight, it's the law.
>>3622444>>3622453>>3622462
>>3622461Well...okay!
>>3622453Created by the fans, made canon by Hasbro. Unfortunately they put her in the most awful scene with an even worse voice actor. The only word out her mouth should have been "muffins!". The mail carrier thing just works better for her, even though the moving truck scene wasn't bad. Ponies take on a lot of different jobs, so it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for her to be doing something different
>>3622486what the fuck is going on here
Poked my head into /vp/ ... what a weird feeling. The world of Pokemon has marched right on without me.What's that feudal game like, anyway, the Disgaea-battle map looking one?I wonder if one year, I'll feel the same way about ponies again.
>>3622495>muffinsNo anon, you are the brony
>>3622495Actually they called her Derpy before we did.
>>3622491too bad! you're my equal and that is final!now come eat dinner with meat the table, dammit!
>>3622480Ahri/Karthus/Morgana Master RaceBut yeah, Morde is good too.
>>3622503Stop throwing that word around.
>>3622497They are arguing over who is best pony
>>3622506you can take turns if that will make you feel better
>>3622506>treating xenos as equals>not pets like the animals they areSure is despicable well adjusted human being in here, heretic
>>3622510ANON ANON ANON ANON ANON
>>3622505actually no
>>3622507>R cutie markSenor HueHue is just so easy to carry with. I know my carry will fuck up, so I'll just borrow the enemy team's carry for a while...
>>3622497i think they're making fun of someone on the opposing team who pretended to be injured?
>>3622505They absolutely did not!
>>3622498Do more spike and twilight doing kissy stuff.Also pokemon will never change.
>>3622498the world will keep turning long after we're all dead. dont dread on it.
>>3622503She said it in an early episode, Applebuck season I think which is why she's associated with muffins.Do you even watch the show?
>>3622523>not as slavesGet on my level, battle brother.
>>3622520No.And we are going to snuggle, like normal, equal creatures.And you are going to be the big spoon, as punishment.
>>3622486This is the result of two baseball teams made up of Japanese comediennes.
>>3622498go sleep.
>>3622495>worst VAwasn't derpy originally voiced by tabitha...?i can feel the DYEWTS overtaking me!
Time for some cool MLPG gifsPost yours!
>>3622486>MLPG.gif
>>3622538Actually she never did say muffins.Another character did.Someone made a youtube of it.Her lips don't synch, but another backgrounder does.
>>3622549>>3622550Zaphod pls
>>3622523>Thousands of years ago, humans came to what was going to become equestria and implanted random species with self sustaining nanobot strains designed to direct evolution and interface with an orbiting system capable of bending reality>simply put, they gave them magic>humans continued visiting through the years until they decided that the young civilizations were fine on their own>they come back one day>everyone thinks they're gods, technology seems to surpass the most advanced magic>all the humans wanted to do was be friends>perplex populace by demanding that they stop worshipping them
>>3622538If you paid attention, the lips don't sync and everyone in the room was supposed to say it.DYEWTS?
>>3622549
What if what iftattooing your ass would grant you whatever talent the tattoo iswhat tattoo would you get
>>3622541>Twilight being your big spoonhow would that even
>>3622550>MLPG.gif
>>3622563a detailed description of godmode hax that would make any GM tear his hair out
>>3622520We could do DP, and Twilight could write all about it in her letter about friendship to Princess Celestia. who would then add it to her extensive collection of masturbation fuel
>>3622563the ability to eat all the candy i want and not gain weight.i am three years old.
>>3622563A sack of cash so that I can always earn profits and be infinitely rich and buy happiness for everyone.
>>3622567THE DONUTS NEVER ENDoh, wait, they did
Has Rose finished that sexy NMM?
>>3622565She will find a way.She will be my snuggle backpack if she has too.
>>3622565She'd have to use a growth spell on herself.
>>3622549>non-animated .jpg
>>3622563A tarrasque dressed as the god emperor of mankind having sex with princess celestia and princess luna at the same time
>>3622562would cuddle
>>3622527SIVHD does meta like that all the time.They feed the enemy AP carry to oblivion, then in teamfight make a ghost with Morde and copy the ghost with Yorick.Two fed AP carries.>mfw I see there's a teamfight on top, press R with Karthus and get a triple
>>3622563A pencil drawing an epic comic.
>>3622567
>>3622595i can't read the thumbnail for this image, but i imagine it's pretty funny judging by the filenamei am a very funny man
>>3622562I was thinking yesterday.Chrysalis would be the best for me if she wasn't such a bitch.I mean, whoever do I flavor at the moment, whichever pony I want, she can become that pony.
>>3622580>snuggle backpack>walking around with pone on your back, forehooves draped over your shoulders>every once in a while she nuzzles in closer, brushing her cheek against your neck>you can hear her sigh contentedly
>>3622595Horses are very silly, don't you think
>>3622498Pokémon Conquest
When the pony fandom is burned to to the ground... then you have my permission to die.
>>3622595So majestic
>>3622530That did not come out as planned.
>>3622608>not her>"....you don't want me to change?
>>3622586
>>3622563infinity sign
>>3622608That's true.But isn't it so much nicer when you get to see her the way she really looks?
>>3622608>whoever do I flavor at the moment, whichever pony I want, she can become that pony.As if she isn't sexiest in her natural form.But I guess a little change occasionally would help spice things up.
>>3622616>>3622616Come again, Bane?
>>3622616I should be surprised, and angered.But I have become jaded to this so very long ago.
>>3622625I am conflicted
>>3622626>"Why would I?">"You just pretty the way you are."
>>3622616Damn it.That could take decades.
>>3622626>she doesn't change>she milks you for every last drop of love until you can't even move>then she lovingly discards you in ponyville square
>>3622629>that's a penis
>>3622625Did you draw this?It gave me feelings I never thought I'd get from a picture of Twilight
>>3622616>Like if the fandom will burn to the ground soon
>>3622636If you keep bending over backwards to this shit you are going to break your back.
this thread is now haunted
>>3622652pls no
>>3622644>you're pretty justchrist it's late...
>>3622626>>3622631>>3622632Well, her natural form is not bad, but a little change every once in a while only does good.And by every once in a while I say daily.
>>3622656GET OUT OF HERE GHOST
>>3622653..what
>>36226562spooky
>>3622652>one brony becomes bane>terrorzies cities with bombs>says he wanted to build equestria on the ashes>mlp dieshe is the hero we need.
>>3622646>"I didn't change, as you requested.">drones are carrying your limp body off into the horizon
>>3622649Yeah ... on a half-decent night...
>>3622559>"Stop bowing please...">"I am so updating Facebook.">'GODDAMMIT FRANK, NOW THEY ARE DOING IT EVEN HARDER!'>"Tiny ponies, bow harder to Facebook, ex dhee">"You did not just say that out loud...">'Pfft, look at all the likes I got.'
>>3622656awww yeah
>>3622656
>>3622672>You come back a week later.
>>3622687>your crotch is still aching
>>3622672That would be a sad feel.It is why I prefer my night horse.
>>3622664>you will never help Chrysalis improve her impersonations by having her roleplay as different ponies for you
>>3622646>when she cums, she uses her vaginal claws to inject you with an orgasm-inducing poison>after you empty yourself inside her, you lie in a trembling pile on the floor, in a state of constant orgasm for an hour, until the poison starts to wear off>when you are finally able to stand up, she gives you a flirty look and whispers into your ear>"there's more where that came from."
>>3622689I like the depressed artist sitting in the corner.
How do I deal with the crippling feeling in my stomach knowing that I may have to put down my nine year old dog in two hours?
>>3622689derpy derpy derpy derpyderpy derpy derpy derpy
Your choice, MLPG. You have to choose only one. Right here, right now.and why is she
>>3622680>"I'm instagramming a picture of this">"STOP THAT">"Oh man someone already reblogged it on tumblr">"WHAT IS TUMBLR OH GREAT HUMAN?">"Bow more, it's the compendium of all our godlike knowledge!">ponies bow so hard they hit their heads on the ground>"I hate you"
>>3622689
>>3622705Dibs on Celestia
>>3621864>question mark in the filename
>>3622705id love chrysalis but she'd kill me super fast so luna.
>>3622699Imagine its your least favorite pony
How have you been productive today?
>>3622705Cadence.Favorite horse,thats the reason
>>3622717Well, I woke up and stuff
>>3622708Oh come on now...We don't do that all the ti......I am sorry.
>>3622705Luna, then neither of us would feel alone again
>>3622705I need that Luna like I need more cowbell.It has to be platinum.
>>3622705Faust.Because she's an artist.
>>3622705Nightmare moon.She shall be a noble steed. Upon her back I shall ride into battle sword in hand and fell my enemies one by one. Not one man, insect, not one shred of life or unlife shall survive our razing of terror. The world will know true hell before our might.And then we will go out for ice cream.
>>3622706>godlike>not claiming to be true gods
>>3622717Also,just woke up.But I will make myself some food soon,if that counts.
>>3622732>Steve slaps Frank in the back of the head.
>>3622694>she shifts into Celestia's form>she give you a bright smile>"Hello, whelp.">...this is going to take awhile
>>3622717I just spent two hours on 2.5 seconds of animation.If I don't give up, I think it will be funny and I might get a few of you telling me so.I hope I don't give up.
>>3622717>tfw Batman will always consider you a failureThe Joker on the other hand loves me and really thinks I'm going places.
>>3622705Is there even a choice?
>>3622729Do you ever think Faust regrets MLP FiM since Galaxy Girls never really took off?Someone posted an old screencap of her dA with a poll about it, and the answers she had put to it.......
>>3622743Never give up
>>3622730he was talking about waifus
>>3622743I literally spent an hour deciding whether to leave a highlight layer on or not and another hour trying to decide what background color to choose
>>3622744Batman wants you to be a success, but he has to be tough on you.The Joker wants you to fail, and he will deceive you into thinking he's on your side.
>>3622752>No I hate you Lauren FaustLmao
>>3622742>"What is that look for?">"DOTH WE HAVE TO BANISH THOU?!">She gets a look of concern as you pinch the bridge of your nose and shake your head.
>>3622705This onebecause I can get Nightmare Moon too
>>3622752absolutely. she pitched galaxy girls to hasbro first and got turned down. so all the ideas she had for the characters came into MLP.
>>3622754I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BATTLE STEEDHOLD ON WHILE I ROLL A D10 TO SEE IF I CUT YOUR HEAD OFF
>>3622764>Filename.FUCK
>>3622752I laugh a sad laugh when her crowning achievement in the minds of many will be FIM, but I don't feel bad for her though.
>tfw the wait for Friend-Off to be released is the worst part because you realize how many mistakes you made in your commission
>>3622763>"Well HOOOOOOOW-DEE!">you put one hand over her mouth>"Just...stop."
>>3622763>"Well I guess it's better than nothing!">unzip pants
>>3622770
>Celestia decrees that anal masturbation be forbidden.
>>3622752Well, I don't know how she feels, but I would be happy if I helped create something that I could feel proud of and that a lot of people really like.I certainly wouldn't regret it, even if it wasn't my original plan.
>>3622775And in the minds of many FiM will be her greatest sin.
Why are you still here?Why aren't you training to wrestle a bear to death RIGHT NOW?
>>3622752I don't think she "regrets" it so to speakI think at worst she frets at night, wondering why her Galaxy Girls aren't as popular.And personally, given the success of MLP and not of Galaxy Girls, I have to wonder if she just kind of won the lottery in ideas, or whether she actually is full of creative ideas.
Hm.
>>3622794I am the bear
>>3622790>and nothing of value was lost
>>3622752>Do you ever think Faust regrets MLP FiMI don't think anyone regrets it, or will regret it. I'm more interested in what the future holds for the cast and creator. Are the VAs still going to do booths for Bronycon when they're fifty and sixty? Is MLP the new Star Trek? Shatner and Stewart escaped, but what hope do voice actors have? Tara Strong is already insane. If the hope of becoming an actor still lives inside her, than it's destroying her.I think if they're level headed and decent people, then this will be that time they were appreciated for what they did. I don't think they'll get to experience anything like this again
>>3622798But that means you are going to die...
>>3622790females don't feel anal pleasure dummy. they don't have prostates.
>>3622760Shit, you're right.Guess I need to pick up my guitar after 4 hours of non stop practice on BWV 997 Gigue transposed to Am.Not looking forward to it.
>>3622804>not that many lines>looks super detailedHOW DO YOU DO THIS AGHFASUDHFAUIHFU
>>3622805>females don't feel anal pleasure dummyum
>>3622742>you will never have a training montage with Chrysalis as you help her train her improv with I'll Make a Man Out of You playing in the background
>>3622808Drawfag magic.
>>3622808It's called economy of lines, the less you use, the more is implied by the absence.Check out some negative space studies. It also has to do with small detail markings and what you choose to add and what you choose to omit.
>>3622794because i'm not interested in killing bears with my bear handsthe guilt of bearly justifiable senseless bear murder would be too much to bear
>>3622825>Suicide by Smith.
>>3622779>"Alright, now hold it a little while longer.">"When this is over, you are dead.">"Keep holding it."
>>3622825All right, that's unbearable
>>3622752I don't think MWGG could be that popular as FiM even if she made it before.But still, she said before she wanted to do a MLP show, so I don't think she regrets of it at all.
>>3622768I don't think MWGG had anything to do with MLP's characters, did it?As I recall, Faust based the mane6 on her own "fanon" personalities she had for the old G1 ponies when she was a kid.
>>3622825I LAUGHED
>>3622830And people still think Chrysalis would be better than the real thing.
>>3622795>wondering why her Galaxy Girls aren't as popular.Even I can answer that. MWGG doesn't have a show yet. If she ever developed a show, and it was as good as FIM, I'm sure it would have a sizable fanbase too.
>>3622825teddy pls
>>3622839lets face it. MLP is a freak accident in popularity.
>>3622830>you drop a huge pile of books in front of her>"...What is this?">"Homework. You wana be Twilight, you gotta know things.">"Ugh...I hate books.">you smack her in the back of the head
>>3622825I could bearly stand so much puns...
>>3622788I wonder what it would be like to ride a pegasus pony...
>>3622825>>3622794> bears
>>3622835>not using the royal "We"Immersion ruined.
>>3622845>She smacks you in the back of the head.>You smack her in the back of the head.>She smacks you in the back of the head with a book.>You do the same.
>>3622805http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland
>>3622846bear it for us.
>>3622844Although FiM really is a great show, it would be no more popular than any other Hub show if /b/ hadn't gotten a hold of it.I think we'd still have /co/ generals, and THIS board wouldn't exist, but there certainly wouldn't be that much of a fanbase outside of /co/. At least not among adults.
>>3622839I don't think she would, actuallyShe might have a decent following only as a shadow from MLP.But any brand new show would have to stand on its own eventually, and although she is clearly capable, I, personally, am skeptical of her ability.
>>3622847It'd be like riding a motorcycle in the air while riffing on a guitar that also shoots flames.
>>3622849>canadians
>>3622845That's such a nice picture.I think Twilight is second best waifu.
So I'm thinking about writing a comic in which I photoshop a pony into daily poses with me to make it seem like she lives with me you know likehugging meor eating with meor playing in the yardthe only thing is I don't have a camera and I don't want to spend more than like 30-60 seconds on each onewhat do you guys thinkdoes this have marketing potential
>>3622857Think about it, how many people actually would give it a try to FiM if they didn't know about it in internet? Not counting watching it "by accident" on the tv.
>>3622866GG I can't tell if you're joking or not anymore
>>3622866Uh, no.
>>3622855>that picholy fuck what
>>3622866sounds kind of like Lars and the Real Girl, but much more depressing.
>>3622844True, but it got popular because it was really good - something most shows aren't these days. I don't know if Lauren Faust would be able to create anything as great again, but if there was a GG show and it was as good as MLP:FIM, I don't see why it wouldn't become popular.
>>3622852>two ice-packs later, you're back to work>"...Uh, Chrysalis, I think you're missing the point of this exercise.">"What? Is this not how she normally behaves?"
>>3622839>>I don't think that's true. I think the reason that might be is >>because most of the stuff for girls isn't hitting them in the >>right place. All too often, "for girls" means "for little girls." >>They won't target an 8-year-old or a 10-year-old. An >>8-year-old isn't going to be interested in something that's >>aimed for a 5-year-old. And, when they do gear stuff for >>8-year-olds, it's all about combing your hair and clothes. I >>don't think girls are interested in that kind of stuff. I think >>they're interested, but I don't think that they're interested >>in stories about it or characters whose lives revolve around >>it. I just don't think that enough people have made stuff >>that was good enough or compelling enough to bring the >>girls in.>>Girls' stuff doesn't get the same kind of budget that the >>boys' stuff gets. It's usually lower quality and kids can tell >>that stuff. Instead of blaming it on the quality, they'll blame >>it on the gender. They'll say the stories are for girls. That's >>what's making it not work, where I feel that it's the quality >>and the content that's making it not work. I'm hoping for >>people to put a little more faith in girls. Too much stuff for >>girls is about tea parties and holding hands and skipping >>down the lane.
>>3622866Oh man, you should do it.Make sure Pinkie Pie is totally ticking you.And then...When it's all over and it's nice and dark...You tickle her.
>>3622865
>>3622866No, but you can pretend it does.
>>3622880what you never played persona?
>>3622866>ON THIS EPISODE OF NECKBEARD AND PONY>Glitter Glue, our resident neckbeard, reveals his penis to the pony and she is shocked and horrified to discover that it is a single-color rectangle with a pixelated black outline>then tom eats the pony
>>3622858>But any brand new show would have to stand on its own eventuallyOf course. The show would have to be genuinely good, or people wouldn't care about it.
>>3622866
>>3622883>"Chrysalis please get off the table..."
>>3622893assumed that it was from a Persona game, but nope, havent had the chance>fucking captcha, already tried like 5 times... temporal solution they said...
>>3622883>two ice-packs later, you're back to work
>>3622889
>>3622895Tom, as in tom nook?Tom nook is eating ponies?That bastard
>>3622905GET OUT OF HERE YOU TWO
>>3622905Wow, 3 minutes.
>>3622908John. I meant John.
>>3622908And he is going to charge you out the ass for it too.
>>3622913Hello John
>>3622905>savage spit-roasting
i just found out about thisthough probably you guys already knew http://www3.indiegogo.com/Equestria?c=home
>>3622916>You never had jerked chicken that good.
>>3622899>Celestia's face after questanon's dance with Luna
>>3622869Probably not many, but the same can be said for most shows, unless you spend all day watching cartoon channels on TV.Almost every show I've checked out in the past 10 years or so have been because I've seen them mentioned somewhere on the internet.I can only think of a few cases where I've "accidentally" stumbled upon them on TV and subsequently downloaded them. (Kim Possible, iCarly and Married With Children come to mind)
>>3622918but theres already a village named equastriawhat the fuck they want
>>3622922What about jerked sausage?
>>3622926>"Why was he so uncomfortable around me?"
>>3622928>iCarly>MWCNOOOOOOOOPEFiltered like the fist of north star. Your post are worthless to me.
>>3622869I watched it on the HUB before i found the /co/ threadsIt was pretty incredible discovering the show and not realizing other people enjoyed it.
>>3622940>filtering anonymous by name
>>3622933bahahahaha I remember when I found out about that, maybe that's actually the screencap I made...but anyway>>3622918FUCK NO
>>3622918I did not... actually, I'm not sure what to think of it. But a dollar gets you on the mailing list!
>>3622934Sure.He can cook damn near anything.You just have to have a high heat tolerance.Because he isn't going to back down.
>>3622900>"Alright, if you're gonna be impersonating Rainbow Dash, you need to get used to spending a LOT of time in the air.">"I have always had wings. This will be simple.">she forgot that she's always had large insect wings, very different from the smaller, feathery wings she now sports>she spends a lot of time hovering unsteadily in the air and crashing into walls>"...Simple, huh?"
>>3622893Nope, only heard the title. Is it some sort of gay dating sim?
>>3622951is she capable of making herself into a composite of all the mane 6?
>>3622950I'm going to be honest, I really like Ice Pack and I don't know why. I hate almost all OCs. But he's just fun to talk about. And I'm not gay but I'd fool around with him, or at least join a tag team.
>>3622957Her acting skills are sub-par. It's canon.
>>3622947I can't believe you have the gull to do tha
> "try it first before judge"ahahah
>>3622866Sounds cool.
>>3622951>Just to fuck with her you turn the lights off.>"Hey!">And you turn a lamp on.>Soon the room goes dark and you flick the light back on to find her tangled in the lamp shade.>You nurse a black eye after.
>>3622953nah its an rpg where you fight by killing yourself and using your soul as a weapon.
>>3622973>black eye
>>3622960Most people who hate OC's find it hard to hate Ice Pack.It's kinda scary.
>>36229812edgy
Here's a pony sipping.They must sell a lot of hoof glue.
>>3622947obviously it's some kind of joke, even if it's not and the people behind it are serious, well... this doesn't deserve any attention, is so ridiculous that no sane person would even consider it
What happened to that MLP porn thread on /d/? I'm just curious.
>>3622985They don't have hooves. They have a rim-like thing that keeps a mini shoggoth organ thing off the ground.it extends its pseudopods for gripping, the effect is doubled by millions of hook shaped hairs.lyra is very capable of giving you a high five
>>3622985ButWhere do they get the glue?
>>3622982Holy shit that story gave me a heart attack
Ice pack is a filthy zebra
>>3622928Thinking about it, if it weren't by the mods banning threads, the whole fandom may not even exist. Pretty much, the ones who doesn't like MLP made all of this happen.
>>3622951>"Alright, this one should be EASY for you.">"So all I must do is be loud and boastful? HA! This shall be trivial!">"Glad to hear it. So, what magic tricks do you know?">"I can hypnotize-">"No no no, not like that. I mean magic tricks. You know, card tricks and stuff. If you're gonna be impersonating a magician, you need to know a few good tricks.">"Uh...">you rub your forehead and let out an exasperated sigh
>>3622995>it's an actual shoggoth symbiote>lyra raises a hoof>a fuzzy green mass pulsates its way out and forms into a sloppy four fingered hand>it has eyes and mouths forming and dissipating by the second>"High five!"
>>3622981That actually sounds kinda interesting.
>>3622998Ponies don't use birth control, and there's no orphanages that I've been able to find.
So there is a picture of Twilight eating her own guts. Why.
>>3623010For the love of god.She can at the ver least pull off Berry, right?
>>3623002>Thinking about it, if it weren't by the mods banning threads, the whole fandom may not even exist.really, anon. really
>>3623010>"...">"...">"...Whoh?">"...spit out the rabbit."
>>3622992I think it just 404'd a little after it was mentioned here. Things seemed to be going decently towards the end before 404, as far as I could tell.
>>3622998Horses aren't used that much for glue anymore anon.
>>3623024don't talk about guts. it makes me hungry.
why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>3623036But that's wrong. She's quite the opposite of perfect.
>>3623036I think she should have had Aku's voice.
>>3623024Link?
>>3623032Because we stopped slaughtering them.BUT GUESS WHAT.WE ARE BACK IN BUSINESS!
>>3623019you find out that the thing thats going to kill the world is coming and you can't do anything about it. literally the last part of the game is nothing but people suiciding in cults out of fear. its pretty epic (and you get an option to perma kill yourself).
>>3623035Guts guts gutsSlimy, warm, bloody guts
>>3623028>"She doesn't wear that outfit, Chrysalis!">"Well shhhhe doesh tonight!">"God dammit, how much did you drink?!">she just devolves into a fit of giggling>"Uuuuuuuuuugh..."
>>3623020>Scootaloo was spared
>>3623040If she had Aku's voice I would find her somewhat acceptable. But alas she does not.
>>3623036>food
>>3623040>"FOOLISH CELESTIAL PRINCESS!">"I, CHRYSALIS AM ABOVE YOUR POWER!"
>>3623036She just is.
>>3623050>Ponies are filled with marshmallow creme
>>3623050Great big gobs of greasy grimy pony guts!
>>3623036It's those damn eyes. That evil gaze of hers gets her hooks into you. She can overpower anyone's will with that devilish glean. Why, just this very moment I think I see that telltale mischievious glint, and we can't be fooled into loving her by god, we just can't allow it, because we don't need to be, we love her so much, I'm so happy and everything is alright, Chrysalis is just so perfect nothing else matters
>>3623065>>3623066Would you eat a pony's gobs of marshmallow organs?
>>3623069Maybe, if they were into that sort of thing.
>>3623040Now I'm going to have to torrent Samurai Jack after Justice League. Aren't I? God damn it, Anon.
>>3623032They are in Equestria. Princess Celestia takes most of the useless ponies who never develop cutie marks and gets rid of them That way there aren't a bunch of unemployed horses running around. Keeps everyone product and the population in check. It's a dirty job, but some pony's got to do it.
>>3623030>you put your hand over her mouth>"I swear to god, if you do not stop singing Opera, I will find the nearest chasm and I will FLING myself into it!">"..."
>>3623051>So much for the lessons.>She is passed out.>You drag her form to one of the eds and place some blankets around her.>Her form still retains the look of the drunkard mare.
>>3623055What would a female version of Aku sound like?
>>3623055But Aku's VA is dead
>>3623067>glint
>Leave to play some Guild Wars with a friend>Come back to Chrysalis and glue>mfw
>>3623090Sara Palin
>>3623089Go on...
>>3623069I don't know. Would different organs have different flavors?
>>3622905I'd two icepacks. Just sayin.
>>3623094>tfw I play Spore just to propate a race of chittering insectoids for the glory of our Black QueenI hope noone ever saves me from this madness
>>3623099Well, there goes that boner. It was good while it lasted.
>>3623104>>3623069somehow i know that a similar discussion has transpired in adventure time general>can you eat candy peoplealso, this is disgusting. what the fuck why are you talking about eating marshmallow pony guts what kind of monsters are you
>>36231111 Hole for eachPony Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony
>>3623111
>>3623111Who wouldn't 2 Ice PacksI would let them would me any day
>>3623118I wouldn't.
>>3623113>not having a boner for Sarah Palin
>>3623121What are you gay?
>>3623098>implying Chrysalis is a bad thing
>>3623088>"Stop, stop, STOP.">"What?">"I told you to speak in VERSE. That is not verse!">"Yes it is!">"Free verse does not count!">"You never said that!">you smack her in the back of the head
>>3623131It kinda isGood thing she'll never return
>>3623114
>>3623135This one is a good one. I like it. It's rare that greentext is any good, but this one is.
>>3623137Please, tell us more about your terrible opinions
>>3623137We can hope that she won't, Anon. We can hope.
>>3623137>terribleopinions
>>3623137She'd be a good movie villain.>sympathy>sympathy everywhere
>>3623139S-She's okay...it's just a scratch..and she's just sleeping...yeah sleeping...she'll wake up any minute now
>>3623146My tastes are that Chrysalis is fucking horrible and nothing but fetish full. She's a shitty villain and doesn't deserve to return.
>>3623139took me a minute to realize that was Deaenery's lel
>>3623139>you will never eat rarity's cherry flavored heart and wash it down with her life-giving kool-aid>you will never nourish yourself on her squishy marshmallow flesh;_;
>>3623161And Trixie is a wonderful villain who should come back at least twice, I'm sure
>>3623161>fuel29 hours of being awake is taking it's toll on me.
>>3623144It's a pity you don't see more good greentext...Wasn't mine, but still a pity.
>>3623165>you will never have a world conquerer stallion in your belly
>>3623146>>3623149>bugfags
>>3623169Trixie wasn't a villain.
>>3623112Show us your Spore Chrysalis!
>>3623176are best fags
penis
>>3623165>ponies regrow lost body parts>you can casually grab chunks of marshmallow off of random ponies for snacks
Changlings are pretty adorable.
>>3623181And still I bet that doesn't stop you from being upset that she wasn't the antagonist in the finaleYou'll probably spam the general with butthurt if she isn't featured in an S3 episode
>>3623181Next you are going to tell me Flim and Flam weren't villains.
>>3623188>This is what bugfags actually believe.Hahahaha! No.The only good fag is a dead one.
>>3623176To be honest, the chrysalishatefags started it.
>>3623135>"Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu">"Stop.">"Huhuhuhuhuhu">"Stop laughing like that.">"Huhuhu">"GOD DAMMIT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANNOYING THAT IS?!">"See? She's easy to do!">"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
>>3623200they were businessmen.
>>3623198>He doesn't like my shitty bug waifu>He must be a trixiefag
>>3623206That's right comrade, they were villains.
>>3623198>He doesn't like the same character as me! He must like Trixie!Seriously, Anon? I'm indifferent to Trixie's return. If she comes back. I won't give a fuck. If she doesn't come back. I won't give a fuck.
>>3623186I had to reinstall ;_;She was pretty sexy though not going to lie
>>3623205>hug her until she shuts up
>>3623211Actually I'd say Antagonist is a better word.
I am a pony
>>3623186>Playing SporePeople still torture themselves like that?
>>3623205>Somewhere Rainbow Dash punched a cloud.>"THAT FUCKING LAUGH!"
>>3623220...A cartoon pony?
>>3623220How do you wipe your ass?
>>3623220Wanna meet up?
>>3623220MEN, A PONY HAS APPEARED WITHIN OUR MIDST.GRAB YONDER SPEARS AND READY THY SWORDS, TIE IT WITH YOUR BEST ROPE AND MAKE SURE THAT IT DOES NOT ESCAPE. TONIGHT WE FEAST.
>>3623220a/s/l?
>>3623231magic
>>3623235oh boy is it rape time
>>3623228>hurr I probably never played it myselfThe galactic civ. part is pretty fun, and the customization is cool.
>>3623235WHITE WHALE
>>3623205okay I've run out of ideas
>>3623243IT IS MOTHERFUCKING RAPE TIME INDEED.
>>3623244I had it since the first day it came outIt gets old. Fast. Especially in the Space part.
>Pony appears in MLPG>anons start trying to rape it while screaming in dramatic verseTime to go to bed
>>3623245CRACK YOUR BACKS AGAINST HR ORES MEN!
>>3623248You did good lad.
>>3623137They need to drop in, at least for a quick cameo>Discord pops in wearing a hawaiian shirt and sunglasses with the lovely Chrysalis on his arm. Says he'll be out of town on a visit to the 5th dimension to visit his old buddy Mr. Mxyzptlk. He hopes Celestia won't miss him too much while he's gone. They vanish in a puff of smoke.
I'm a bug.
What would you do if a pastel pony appeared out of nowhere in your house, MLPG?Aside from the obvious rape
>>3623262
>>3623261I think I would actually punch my TV if something that retarded happened on it.
>>3623267>Hug
>>3623137nigga fuck you>implying you don't want to suck on her ovipositor
>>3623267I would split my lungs with blood and thunder.
>>3623267I dunno man. Hugs?
>>3623262I am a superior bug.
>>3623254I could rape it silently if you want
>>3623272The only appropriate reaction.
>>3623267Realistically?I would address it, telling it that this is a safe placeI would tell her my name and ask her it'sTrust is most important, everything else follows
>>3622579yes, I know it's a late replyI was trying to tell you yesterday that I wasn't going to be able to do it since I had a lot of work to do I guess it's hard to tell when I don't have a name, huh? All I can tell you is to check your replies more.
>>3623267Probably freak the fuck out.
>>3623271
>>3623285>"this guy is being too welcoming">"safe place? this is too suspicious">"he must want to rape me">she turns you into a penis and teleports away
>>3623271>Implying I don't want to fuck her in the ovipositor and fill her egg sac with my jizz
>>3623267I'd freak out
>>3623286you dont have to respond to everything you know
>>3623213And somehow, that got me finding this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAd8ysmWZZM
guys, so what happened to hopopo?Hasbro really filled those copyright claims against him?,
>>3623293A reasonable skeptic like Twilight would probably assume that anywaysIn time I would have a pony friend.
>>3623298I do it out of a strange feeling of courtesy
>>3623267
>>3623299Pleasedon't
>>3623306>not how kierz plays scout.png
>>3623267>sup>what>food's in the kitchen>what>couch is ten meters to your left, figure the remote out for yourself>what are you talking about>books are over there in the study>what>want some coffee?>what
>>3623295>>3623289But what would you do afterwardsThe pony would probably freak the fuck out too
>>3623312Who?
>tfw I've been lurking the thread for more than 12 hoursI wish I could leave..
>>3623304...Right.
ARGHBAWBALBAHLBNAAWLLAAA
>>3623317Well, introduce myself naturally and ask how it got here
>>3623323>luna will never be your girlfriend
>>3623317Once the initial shock subsided I'd probably ask it if it was real while questioning my sanity and deciding that I should stay away from MLPG forever.
>>3623313>"You doing anything this friday?">"UH">"Saturday free?">"BYE"
>>3623331>luna will never shout at your dick
Sentenal, please give a shout when you've saved the Renne Quest thread.>>3612637
>>3623324I liked those pictures.
Yep, and it's about to turn into daytime mlpg as the little children rub their sleepy eyes and get up for school so I'm going to bug out of the general for now.
>>3623324sticking your tongue out while you eat seems really impractical
>>3623350Yeah, buzz off.
>>3623343Why does everyone bombard him with hatred and then expect him to do stuff for us? Why does he keep doing stuff for us?
>>3623319
>>3623350>Yep, and it's about to turn into daytime mlpgPlease no
>>3623350You should draw more of her some time
>>3623324
>>3623350About time.
>>3623331>>3623341
>>3623350You didn't respond to any of my jokes at your surgery
>>3623350
>>3623366It really does. I want 2nd best pone to shout at my dick.
>>3623354Sentenal is severely autistic. He wants to justify his trip by doing all kinds of bullshit that we can't be bothered to do.In the end we still hate him and use him as our slave
>>3623376I will never understand it, I guess.
>not going to bed sad and lonely>2011pillow hugging time
>>3623372first best pone is S1 luna.
>>3623385Faggot
boop
>>3623386S2 Luna is far superior
>>3623385thank fuck for extra pillows
>>3623386Not in my opinion but you're welcome to have that as yours.
>>3623386HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3623385>2011>2012
>>3623397>2012>2011ISHYGWTS
>>3623385Roll with me friend?1 - Twilight Sparkle2 - Rarity3 - Fluttershy4 - Rainbow Dash5 - Applejack6 - Pinkie Pie7 - Derpy8 - Luna9 - Celestia0 - ChrysalisDubs+ MLPG's Choice. Chosen by first reply.
>>3623399>2011>2011+1
>>3623401rolling
>>3623404
>>3623401damnso closerollan
>>3623401whateverpls 0
>>3623411NYX
>>3623411Ross
>>3623411Snips
>>3623401i want to hug a pony
>>3623416haha jokes on your i think she's cute
>>3623415Shit, now my bed is going to smell like farm and filthy mud pony.
>>3623415>Wanting 0It's in spoilers because it's the bad one.
>>3623424she can be any pone you want, anonand you can punch her in the head until she believes it
>>3623401Sprinke Butt it is.Good night, MLPG. I'll be cuddling with Twilight my pillow;_;
>>3623426Every time.
>>3623401Rolling!
>>3623423>Not wanting your bed to smell sexy like AJ.
>>3623401well, it IS time for bed...
>>3623432Rarity? I could go with that.
clink
>>3623401>no cracklerolling
>>3623429>punching her in the head until she believes it>not punching her in the head until she doesn't wake up
Can someone please post the ``post the >fans of the fandom''-caption?
>>3623444Whatever happened to the idea of pepsi pone, anyway?
>>3623444Hnnnnnngevery time
>>3623442Fortune favors me tonight.l
>>3623429I don't think that would be a good idea.Punch her in the head one or twice, and she'll mind-control you and force you to degrade yourself as punishment.
>>3623448Rarity drank it.
>>3623451The last time.I just deleted my pony folder.
>>3623454Well that's horrifying.
>>3623454i hear she's addicted to the stuff.
Does this mean everyone's really going to bed and I'm going to fucking be all alone here in a few minutes?
>>3623453>mind controlThat's why I have tin foil. And my extreme hatred.
>>3623454She can drink my pepsi any day.
>>3623462But I just woke up, Anon
>>3623429You really shouldn't punch pone
>>3623462Highly unlikely.
>>3623462Yes.I could stay a little while longer and hate on Chrysalis some more if you want. Until Daytime shows up to start hating everything.
>>3623470But she's not pone. She's a bug that needs to be squashed.
>>3623454I thought the soda pones were endless.
>>3623453She'd probably make you eat her disgusting "candy" vag.It tastes like garbage and rotten fish and cigarette butts.
>>3623470But it would be so cuteimagine hitting a pone and it leaves a dent in their marshmallow bodythey wouldn't even be hurt by itprobably
>>3623485And with the mind control, you wouldn't even notice.
>>3623480I find it a little funny that she's been labeled as "bug" now, I still think of them as pixie-like creatures due to the "changeling" name.
>>3623485I would choose death over that.
>>3623483rarity has pepsi pone tied up in her basement
>>3623483Of course, they regenerate their contents. Their body is like their bladder, and anything they drink will eventually pass through their digestive system and be turned into soda.
>>3623492She's a pixie that needs to be squashed. Pretty sure the Parasprites are the pixie race though.
>>3623498That's slightly less horrifying. Did we ever determine if pepsi pone was male or female?
>>3623490Oh, you'd notice. You'd be completely aware then entire time, and all your senses would be functioning perfectly.But you'd have to do as she compels.
>>3623485Admittedly, I'd prefer sticking my dick in it.
Next thread>>3623518>>3623518
>>3623507Well, the pony-equivalent.I wanted to say fae, as mischievous as they also are, but pixies are meaner little shits.
>>3623488>Pony staggers up to fight back"Ah! I was wondering what would break first! Your spirit...">Lift pony up and drop it on your knee to break its back"Or your body!"
>>3623543DOOR STUCK
>>3623447Please respond.
