Old horse:>>3592695>Why does everyone hate me?Well?
>>3597375
>>3597375because you are an orphan that can't fly
>>3597375Because you're really really obnoxious, microwave
picture related
>>3597372there's no such thing as too many fetishes.believe me. were there, i'd've found it by now.
>>3597398>microwaveTry again
>>3597412Get fucked, Nanaki
>>3597407How the fuck would you even that Twilight? I mean aside from just fucking the folds of fat. God that sounds awful.
But I like you scoots.
WHAT IS A MAN
>>3597392Marker pone calm down you're in the new horse
>>3597419roll her in flour to find the wet spot
>>3597375Because fate has designated you to play the role of the outcast.
>marker
>>3597411>i'd'veWhy are you speaking Na'vii, Snarky?
Applebloom > Sweetie Belle > ScootalooTrue facts.
>>3597423
>>3597434
>>3597375Scoot you are a cute pony and i dont hat you.
>>3597423What is a pony? A miserable little pile of friendship
>>3597443mah niggest nigga
>>3597443Bub-bububub but Sweetie Belle is CUUUUTEEEERRR
>>3597419>folds of fatDo tits count?
>>3597458Stay strong Leth.
>>3597458dooq
>>3597423A PILE OF SECRET MISERY
>>3597464No.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0MyKxLHBw&feature=plcpMLP Theme music for this thread.
>try to learn art>borrow like a million books>read none of them and spend time doodling dumb requests on mlpg instead
>>3597468LYRA BUTT HATS WHERE
>>3597454>Posting the censored version I madeExcellent.
>>3597484As long as you get the important principles and your technique isn't screwing you over, there's not a single problem with that.
>>3597443>AB>not worst CMCAnon plspls
Have you played videogaems with someone famous, MLPG?
>>3597484>tfw dont even doodle requests any more because I'm afraid of letting people down
>>3597492
Capped that Diamond Tiara >greentext from last thread.But then I had to go and cap the first one or it wouldn't make any sense.
>>3597514this is me
>>3597511I played Diablo 2 with a webcomic artist once.
>>3597526>tfw i shouldn't have entered the friendoff
>>3597499I need to learn how to colour and shade though.Light is a confusing concept
>>3597511Ah...hmmm...no
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=757&warning=9
>>3597499What are the principles and how do I work on them?I suck really hard right now, even though I've been at it for months but whatever I want to get better.
>>3597511Does EvaXehpon count
>>3597511My little brother played Kuroda on GGPO Third Strike. He wondered why he lost every single round, and why so many people were viewing it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjqWaFgZL0M
>>3597554hmmmnah
>>3597522>All those glaring errors.sorry
>>3597443Applebloom is my favorite CMC and my favorite Apple pony. It's also really neat how her coat is the color of the inside of an apple and her mane the outside.
>>3597511>beat his ass>Hey Soulja Boy, who's my best friend?>shut up nigga>YYOOOUUUUUUU>he leaves the lobby
>>3597442>not using double-abbreviations
>>3597429>you help another of your colts empty himself>he cries out as he grips your royal flank, his flaring tip spraying hot spunk deep into your foal-filled womb>he stays inside you for longer than most before timidly telling you that he's not done yet>you turn and give him a lewdly passionate kiss>"You can go as many times as you need.">his hips start moving before he thanks you, his eager thrusts working towards another voluminous climax
>>3597563http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ2DYqoMJLIMore Kuroda
>>3597547Just keep practicing, you'll get it.Drawing never stops becoming easier.
this guy has a lot of really neat art videos, youtube.com/user/sycrahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4NuQWZ-kk&feature=plcp
how to draw good like shadman
>>3597553 >missed a spoileroopsthere we go, all fixed up
>>3597582That was a contraction, not an abbreviation.
>>3597554Why did I laugh so bad
>>3597511I played Castle Crashers with Tom Fulp from Newgrounds when it was still being developed.
>>3597522>>3597553Th->>3597608Thanks.
>>3597612>scots in charge of English language
>>3597573s'alright, I didn't write the thing
>>3597630>welsh in charge of Welsh language
>>3597511when i was 6 i played punch-out! on nes whit an old bronow hes a pro boxer from TJ,shit was cash
Old Horse was ded.You scoundrels left me to rot.Lady "Tiara" Macbeth is progressing quite nicely. No dress though.Nude pone.
>>3597558please help me
>>3597633So, your just capping shit?I love you.
>>3597511I played TF2 with notch,does that count?
September is one month away
>>3597671>>>/ic/
>>3597684no.
>>3597669You continued?...link?
>>3597685july is 1 year away.
>>3597685http://www.amazon.com/Womens-LEMON-KEY-FACE-Softstyle/dp/B008442SYU
>>3597683>your
what if ponies were big enough to be riddenwould they find it weird if you tried to ride one
>>3597702That design was created for a cereal company. It's copy righted. Report that.
>>3597683<3have some more caps: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAH
>>3597702Shirt of the year
>>3597541>Implying Altermeta counts.
>>3597713I don't know anon,would you find it weird if someone rides you?
>>3597702wait.. did reddit actually use le monkey face? I honest to god sincerely thought that was something /v/ did to mock reddit
>>3597703>RCH in charge of the English language when in proper drunk writing mode.
>>3597713I would ride Princess Celestia
>>3597669Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
>>3597737
>>3597748because shakespeare plays are boring.
>>3597737No.
>>3597715It was an artistic representation, thus governed under fair use when made, and so reprints of the work are only subject to the copyright of the derivative work.It's like how Andy Warhol's images of Campbell's soup cans aren't illegal.
>>3597737I think it must have been, but Reddit picked it up anyway.The dangers of ironic shitposting.
>>3597729no, i'd be flattered
>>3597753Hamlet >>>> Macbeth
>>3597753>tfw English mindraped you with Romeo And Juliet.
>>3597583>your colt starts to get older; so old he might be better called a stallion>the rest of your sons stopped calling you "mother" or "mom" a long time ago, and most just use the same names their fathers have for you>but your youngest never felt quite comfortable with calling you anything else>his brothers all make fun of him for it>you tell him that he can call you whatever he wants-- you'll love him just the same>and he gets to help you choose how to punish his brothers for making fun of him
>>3597771What role could DT play in Hamlet?
>le monkey face>not Monkey Trouble
Nearly 5.6 million posts in 5 - 1/4 months.Damn.
>>3597782one of the characters who dies.
>>3597787
>>3597782Polonius.
>>3597793>1 million posts a monthFGDAJKVDJVHAJDHXZDFAADFADSF
>>3597787Le monkey face is le better you le newfag. le gtfo.
Did GG make this?
>>3597829Nah
>>35977935.6 million posts for what?
>>3597718>Tabasco>That 1/1>I will let that slide because that was adorable as shit.
at least tell me those rapists on reddit don't actually use >le brony face
>>3597630AHY AH'LL AV YER FECKIN EAD YE COONT>>3597771Othello >>>>>>>>> Hamlet
>>3597781>every time he cums inside you he shouts out "Mama!">you start to call him your big strong boy afterwards>you notice that when you do he ends up lasting a few more rounds than usual
>>3597840do you know where I can find more?
>>3597847Y'know, nothing really fazes me. DJ Acid just makes me laugh. Farts are funny. Fluffy pony abuse stuff doesn't bother me.But the parent-child incest stuff is just gross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRi8dXMX5fU
why is there a "celestia (you) fucks her kids" greentext marathon going on
>>3597786superior from that girl.
>>3597799Something tells me Lady Macbeth is a more fitting role...I don't think she's one for cross-dressing.
>>3597860The archive has most of it.
>>3597862SHIT MY SIDES GONE MISSING
>>3597868>you will never suckle on those titties
>>3597868Oh god what's wrong with her feet
>>3597867who is she?
>>3597868>these shoes really hurtsboner nuked
>>3597868slutslutslutslutslutslut
>>3597861I can always count on at least one anon to get a boner and one to lose one when I greentext.Sometimes the score is in my favor, sometimes it's not.
>>3597860But, if you don't want to dig, all the more to you.
>>3597878Yeah, but that place is massive. And there's no quick way to sift through it all.Added.
>>3597867SS doesn't do it for me. I kinda like bitchy girls, but she's just a hanger-on.
So I saw John K's kickstarter project the other day (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1056985656/john-ks-cans-without-labels) and I thought to myself why doesn't Lauren start one for her Galaxy Girls project? I'm sure there's enough fans out there with spare cash they'd be willing to throw at a project like this (at least enough for a pilot).
>>3597887some Russkie chick.http://kamiyamayummy.deviantart.com/
>>3597868Saving simply because someone else actually got her tits right. >you will never help her take off her tight clothes
>>3597901There's always Google, though you'd still have to check all the threads that even mention tabasco unless you could think of a way to filter things down further.site:arch.413chan.net tabasco
>>3597902>SS doesn't do it for me>kinda like bitchy girlsFor a second there, I thought we were talking about nazis
>There will never be a K-on! parody episode in which the ponies form a rock band
>Judge Dredd endsWell, at least the main theme was kind of badass>Ending song plays over creditsWhat the fuck is this shit?>It's by The Curehuh
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't
>hasn't made a single good and original game in 14 years>can never release anything on time>made people think it's fine to have late release thanks to the "Valve time" internet fad>lied to the public about HL2 release date, then cried to the FBI when someone exposed his fraud>got the entire HL2 source code stolen by a german kid, cried to the FBI, offered him a job at Valve only to make him arrested at his arrival in the US>made an entire generation of gamers think DRM is acceptable by duping them with the most primitive of sales tactics>keeps on having expensive full priced games awhile after release, while the online retailers already propose reductions>stopped caring about modders long ago, haven't updated their mod tools in years, forced its entire modding community to develop on a bugged software and an engine so desperately out of date that has already lost to unreal engine>tried to trademark dota in a desperate attempt to snub blizzard, disregarding how much damage it would cause to the community that it rightfully belongs to>trick players into thinking micro-transactions are fine and needed for an online game's community, with hats, name tags, keys, etc>made players stop caring about the actual game itself in order to create a morbid virtual economy based of game items>$50 for a reskinned mod that will not please either the veterans because it's not like the original enough, nor the new comers because it's not original enough>$50 for 4 hour campaign, 2 hour coop, day one dlcSteam and Valve are the worst publishers and developers this earth has ever known. And the worse thing is, you don't even see it.
>>3597921>we are the cutie mark crusaders
>>3597901Sorry about that.It's also deep in the archive, it would be one hell of a dig.The dry spell was bad.I would rather re-write the first Tabasco fic than hunt the old post down.
>>3597921Well they might do that but I doubt it will be in the sense of a parody
>>3597443OH SHIT AM I TOO LATE TO TALK ABOUT BEST CMC?
>>3597902she's desperate for Diamond's favorbecause she needs herwithout her, she wouldn't have any friends...
>>3597926>>>/v/
>>3597921>There will never be a K-on! parody episode in which the ponies do nothing in particular and the show is boring as fuckAnd they did that in "Show Stoppers." DYEWTS?
>>3597926thank you
>>3597907nice
>>3597867So hot. Big glasses are so hot.
I'm pretty sure she's a cheating whore by now
>>3597934I love how she rears back to kick then just 'sproing'
>>3597868i'm late for thisbutuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunf
>>3597947This looks like my ex.EXACTLY like my ex. Glad I left because she was pretty insane.
>>3597916>482 resultsJesus.
>>3597862>>3597880It's a fucking fish. Fuck you PETA.
>>3597951Fetishist pls
>>3597947God the terrible sharpening job on that knife hurts me.What did she do, take it to a grinding stone? Fuck.
>>3597847>maybe mothers shouldn't have favorites>but you can't help it>he's just so cute; you have to corrupt him
So how the fuck such a hot chick gets familiarized with cupcakes?
>>3597868I JUST WANT TO COME UP BEHIND HER AND help her by gingerly removing her tight, constraining garments and carry her to bed
>>3597951>Implying Mario Party isn't an indicator of how lucky you are compared to those around you.Fuck fortune cookies, let a group of friends play mario party for five turns and you can see who's gonna win the lotto.
>>3597974Where the fuck did she acquire that leg
>>3597935Diamond Tiara is desperate for Silver Spoon's friendship.She needs her.She is the only true friend she can call that.A friend.
If you had the power, would you warp a pone's body to satisfy your most depraved fetishes?
>>3597983>not wanting to choke her into unconsciousness and cum all over her face as she passes out
>>3597968Fuck you, grinding stones are a valid way to sharpen shit if you know what you're doing.
>>3597985luck my ass, Daisy has won about 6 games in a row with the game being so obviously sided towards her
>>3597921The show writers would have to be aware of K-on or anime to begin with. Most of the writers on the show tend to be middle aged and not exactly "hip". Their references are the standard cartoon "small pools" that are normally referenced. This does mean that our generation will make cartoons with references to stuff from our childhood.
>>3597994No. They already satisfy them.
>>3597974Isn't that an ironing board?
>>3597994Warp? To where? Why would that statisfy me?
>>3597974same way we all did. accidental exposure.or, God forbid, purposeful exposure.
>>3597959Those numbers are always a good bit higher than they should be for some reason. If you click through, there's only 190 or so (and the number changes to 185 results when you get to the end).But yeah, that's still quite a bit.
>>3597985e3_2012.gif
My dick
>>3598012now fix those mutant feet!
>>3598020
>>3598015even if it was accidental, she liked it enough to cosplay it, which is just as bad
>>3598029>dat reggieevery time
>you will never be this pretty
>>3597999Well yeah but she obviously did not know what she was doing.I might be better off saying it looks like she took sandpaper to it.
my dick is exploding
>>3598027Adding toes is not my area of expertise.
>>3598042What is that from? I like the animation.
>>3598025i'd hit that.Shame that Applejack, Rarity and Dash get all the good cosplay.
>>3597916>>3597959Give me time.
>>3598053team fortress 2
>>3598052you don't have to add more, just split them up
>>3598016We had fun.Lego's may be involved.
>>3598056>Creating a custom search engineJust use a google plug in like most sites. It's what I use already.
>>3598056Could you upload this program please?
>>3598053boku no pico
>>3598042You know I can see Sweetie Belle trying Rarity's unsold clothes from time to time in the mirror
>>3598039so she knows how to get herself over with the bronies. even if the vast majority of them don't like Cupcakes (which i'm not convinced is the case), they'll all flip shit that a hot chick is aware of it.besides, she's a Russkie. they like violence.
>>3598071The only thing I know about that is that /d/ talks about it a lot.
>>3598062that'll just make things more terrifying
>>3598027She's clearly wearing stockings you pleb.
>>3598063god, that picture is so cute
>>3598053Use google
>>3598066>>>3598069Working on it.
>>3598084Stockings aren't opaque you phil.
>>3598079>traps
>>3598093not him but Google sent me to this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashita_no_Nadjanot sure if it's correct
>>3597669Fucking goddamn these eyes are impossible to get right. It's like FASD Fridays.
>>3598091Tabasco was always cute, what were you smoking?
>>3598073I want to see this drawn really bad now.
http://www.derpibooru.org/63591>the commentsOh yeah, all the porn of underage sentient horse creatures is great, but....a dog? FUCK THIS SHIT!
>>3598119Yes, but that one particularly so.
shoo bee dooShoo shoo bee doo
>>3598138no one said stop! post more traps!
>>3598131Fine, yes it is...
>>3598079Shotocon porn. Seriously hot.
>>3597905No-one? Ok.
>>3598130>need an account to change settingsI'm too lazy
>>3598158ooh, can we have a really girly guy with some tight panties on that his boner is straining against?bonus points if he looks like braeburn
>>3598158>>3598138That's not a pony!That's not a pony at all!
>>3598027
>>3598162Yeah, that kinda sucks.
>>3598162Click the image nigger.
>>3598153We don't really care about Galaxy Girls.We ponies. And unless you're talking about Lauren from months ago, she's no longer relevant to ponies.
>>3597905>>3598153ugh don't give her ideasthat shit is never going to take offit sucks too much
>>3598172These look like pig trotters. Is anyone else seeing this?
>>3598153I agree, it'd be a good idea if she were willing to, and thanks to ponies bronies are going to throw money at her regardless of whether they're interested in the Galaxy Girls stuff or not.It's all kinda a moot point until she does, though, unless you're thinking of suggesting it to her somehow.
>>3598172>hooves
>>3598162Worth it to filter all the other shit on there
>>3598187>>3598182what's so bad about Galaxy Girls?
>>3598188oh god dammit now I see it too
>>3598182>WeI just didn't see his post.I guess kickstarter is an option, but I think Faust's thing with Galaxy Girls is that it's supposed to be a toy line or something, and that really needs something larger.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARLPT5rKjWo>MLPG
>>3598187The Galaxy Girls designs are just ugly. Twig arms and super thin.
>>3598196Nothing. It just isn't ponies.
>>3598172>>3598192Color her legs white so it's clearer that she's wearing that stuff.
>>3598158>tfw want to be a trap
Would you idly rub a pony's head if she leaned into it?
>>3598205>niggershy
>>3598202>Kickstarter for pilot and shorts>Shop that around until someone funds itDone.
Your favorite pony meets the villain from the last game you played?What happens?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DYixlKOtQwCatchy music, though.
>>3598211better yet, put lines halfway up her thighs and then recolor below them
>>3598217/b/, pls
>>3598216ohgodohgodohgod would I
>>3598203>tfw homoshit improved that song.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br294PLbHBA
Aren't Craig and Lauren doing some show at the end of the year?Something about space?
>>3598223>Rarity meets Ghouls' n' Ghosts SatanRarity is captured until saved by her knight Spike.
>>3598216Boy would I...
>>3598196It's just Sailor Moon meets Bratzbesides there are other dolls that are almost the same , she is not bringing anything new or worthy of attention
>>3598229Even if she asked if she could sit on your lap so she could rest her head against your chest as you stroke her mane and neck?
>>3598203>top comments>NLR>first related video is jpopthat is the worst youtube link that has ever been posted in the general.
So did anyone know they're doing a Xiaolin Showdown sequel? I just found out today and I'm excited
>>3598205>PC_Way_And_The_Diversity_Girls.jpg
>>3598223>Rarity is favorite ponyNothing since he's too busy finding a way to the real worldESCAPISMHe's a doucheFuck him
>>3598216Leaned into what?
>>3598223>Pinkie Pie>The Bloat from Binding of IsaacThis can't end well.
>>3598214;_;
>>3598234Wander Over YonderIt'll be on Disney.Looks neat.
>>3598224>Galaxy Girls>Each one is a planet>Lauren's eps of MLP had some influence by Sailor MoonI guess she's a fan. Shame that Galaxy Girls sucks.
>>3598252STOP DESCRIBING PEOPLE AS "THICK YOU RIDICULOUS CUNT
>>3598252that text doesn't go along with that picture, my boner is getting confusedtry again but this time with fat girlsplease
>>3598246Your hand.
>>3598223Applejack meets the Patriarch.She's fucked.
>>3598245this again?
>>3598245Why does she have a giant pizza cutter?
>>3598252Hey snarky, would you be the trap or be fucking the trap?
>>3598223STRELOK
>>3598225That can work too.
>>3598239h-hnnnnngnggggggggggggg
>>3598252Can you just, like, post a rar or something, Snarky?
>>3598251Disney are really pulling back
>>3598224>Implying Pluto is a planet.
>>3598238Yeah.
>>3597669>>3598117Finishing touches on Tiara. Will post soon.
>>3598239y-yes please.
>>3598214i bet you would be a great trap.
tears like a wave fallin
>>3598265>Why does she have a giant pizza cutter?Judge swords. For whatever reason you never can wield them yourself, making the picture innacurate. But FFTA 1 and 2 art shows the protagonists wielding them.
>>3598223Twilight fights the Clans? I'd buy it.
>>3598278Fuck youPluto will always be a planet to me
>>3598277Yeah they're dumping some money into animation for the first time in forever. More interestingly, they seem to be easing up on creative restrictions. GF gets away with way edgier jokes than I'd expect.
>>3598299mah nigga
>>3598205Yeah, at face value, it looks pretty damn lame.
>>3598300There, there, anon. You can rest easy now. Nobody's going to insult your favorite planet anymore.
In case you haven't seen it yet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4>that feel when you realize we can have FiM forever
>>3598300You mad fired NASAfag?
goodnight mlpgsomeone color this
>>3598243>Produced by shitty Canadian company>Probably have a bunch of new voice actors other than Tara>3DPD Xiaolin ShowdownsI'm trying my best to be excited, anon, I really am.
>>3598223Twilight takes 4 blasting, 10 crushing, 10 necromantic and 10 transmutative damage and dies.
>>3598263He's right though.March was just an asshole. He was the only one who wanted back. They lived in a completely different world that was basically real. Out of all, what five-six people who knew the truth he was the only one that wanted for this to end, even if it meant destroying the lives of his friends.He's a selfish bastard.
>>3598301>GF gets away with way edgier jokes than I'd expect.I know what you mean but I can't think of any right now
>>3598042I looove Ashita no Nadja. Good job anon.Anyways....What's going on MLPG~
>>3598328>"Get it? It's because marriage is terrible!">"This was made from my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids."
>>3598205
>>3598328the on screen deads for a start
>>3598325Only if he puts his cream in my coffee
>>3598330DRAW PINK HORSE PLS
>>3598344chubby pink horse
>>3598321
>>3598335>"This was made from my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids."Oh yes that was the one I was thinking of.Holy fuck, how did they get away with that?
>>3598323>>3598243>CGI>CGI>CGI>CGI>CGI
>>3598244Fuck off /pol/
>>3598317>the fact of the matter is, with my body, i could never be a trap.the eternal curse
>>3598344I'm tired. Have a repost until I'm up to it.
>>3598350Could be spit.
>>3598351Apparently only the showdowns themselves are going to be cgi? Man I really hope they keep that at a minimum. The original show's style was awesome
>>3598359FAIR ENOUGH. YOU WILL BE SPARED.
>>3598349>commentedcomplimented.
>>3598354But, anon, racism is so edgy and cool!
>>3598364>fluid(s)It has to be spit and something else.
>>3598294>>3598265I just noticed the >sheMarche ("Marsh-ay") is a blond girly faggot but still a dude.
>>3598341>there's more cream than coffee>it looks like someone emptied a jar of mayonnaise into your mug
>>3598354Tumblr pls go
>>3598319That's the first fan animation I've seen that isn't full of weird jerky movements. The only problem are the fairly ugly OCs in it but otherwise that's really well done.
>>3598364yeah, a child could think thatus adults?no sir
>>3598366As long as Raymundo returns I''ll give it a chanceWait wasn't that Johnny Quest cartoon long ago that also had CGI scenes? I know that as a kid I loved that cartoon and those parts
>>3598358I have a very feminine frame and yet no desire to be a trap
I want MLPG to disappear.
>>3598319Honestly, if fans were to make something I'd hope it wouldn't be in the hands of hacks. And I'd like it to be better than the show. Not just same-body for every background pony for instance.
>>3598386fuck off
>>3598371Yeah in 10-15 years that clip is going to be showing up on top ten lists of "dirty shit we missed as kids" like the animaniacs and rocko clips that show up on cracked nowadays.
>>3598319WHY FOCUS ON PHOTOFINISH FOR THIS? though I did like the part where the terrible male OCs said "shake your plot" or something and rose gives them a dirty look
>>3598319>this againyes the animation is god tier but the OC's ruin it
>>3598300It's a Dwarf planet. Keep your panties in place.
>>3598376>"You ruined my coffee you stupid fucking pony">You punch pony in the balls for messing it up
>>3598372Okay, yes, but why is it a pizza cutter? Do the judges judge pizza contests?
>>3598381Flash is still flash at the end of the day...
>>3598402>that little cheezy heartEvery time
>>3598402D'aaaaaaaw
>>3598319Oh wow, that animation is pretty good. Some of the scenes look like they could be pulled right out of the show.
>>3598386I wish we could switch.
>>3598389
>>3598328>who wants to put on blindfolds and get into my car?
>>3598385>Raymundo
>>3598328>I know what you mean but I can't think of any right nowMabel's suggestive "You can look... but don't touch". Very suggestive and, like touching would imply fondling.
>>3598409yes, full autism frame by frame or bust.
>>3598415Me too>Go to lunch with girl I'm friends with>Waitress asks "Can I get you ladies anything?"FUCK
>>3598328That terrible joke:>My ex-wife keeps missing me.>But her aim is getting better!Terrible joke, but rather dark.
>>3598429stop wearing skirts then
>>3598429bahahah I'm glad I don't know that feel
>>3598429>MLPG is my personal blog!
>>3598445daytime, pls
The 3 races are competing at the pony Olympics.Who wins the most golds?
>>3598445at least that was funny
>>3598445that only counts for unsolicited, out of context poststhat was entirely related to the conversationyou are a brony.
>>3598421I hated Rocket Power so much.Except Tito. He was that show's Dale Gribble.
>>3598407That's just the kind of swords the Judges have.
>>3598445>It sure is tough to type while I'm jerking off nine guys at once!
>>3598452Uincorns master race
>>3598452Well the Earth ponies get all bitchy and complain about magic and flightThe other races say fuck you and leave So Earth ponies
>>3598452changelings
>>3598400> though I did like the part where the terrible male OCs said "shake your plot" or something and rose gives them a dirty look Out!"Plot" is on our list of jokes that were driven into the ground and should be retired.
>>3598452North Korea
>>3598452>Unicorns disqualified for magical enhancement>Pegasi disqualified for cheatin'>Earth ponies win by defaultEARTH PONY STRONG
Lady "Tiara" Macbeth.Enjoy.
>>3598465But earth ponies are the strongest and can win most of the physical eventsLike in Fall Weather Friends
>>3598457AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS SAIDIT'S TIME FOR A DICKING!
>>3598319Wow, this was really good except for the rapping. (Ugh. That "plot" joke. Fucking ugh.) And the shitty OC with the photo of a guitar slapped on his ass that doesn't even match the cartoony style of the rest.The little things just ruin it. I don't know. It was so close to being good. It's cool to think this kind of thing could be great but realistically it will be bad and there's nothing we can do to stop it. I'd rather that the studio be the only one creating things that look like the show. This just tickles my autism a little too much. Hopefully I'll be able to ignore it.
>>3598429You better be posting pics. And pictures of you crossdressing. And vids of you masturbating and enjaculating while in stockings.
>>3598452Pegasi are the natural athletes. Earth ponies will probably win most of the strength-based competitions but pegasi will take all of the dexterity challenges and team sports. I don't see unicorns being allowed to use magic to win physical competitions so I guess they're SOL (maybe they win bobsleigh or curling or something).
>>3598469Plot is just one of those trigger words that autists on MLPG have to point out every single time they're mentioned because otherwise people just won't know how much it makes them upset.
>>3598485>Pegasi are the natural athletes.2.3 2.3 2.3 2.3 2.3
>>3598477neat2deep4us
>>3598484No thxFirst off shaving my legs sounds like a major pain in the ass.
>>3598477hahnice
motherfuckers let me sleep
>>3598479What events would they win if Unicorns and Pegasuses would be allowed to magic/flyEarth ponies would be rapped at almost all events
>>3598482You're prettier than Chrome.
>>3598504
>>3598504sleep=0pone
>>3598501I shaved my whole body once.It was neat.But, yes, it's a major pain.
>>3598497>H-here I go
>>3598477>unsex meis that anything like unbirthing?
>>3598477I'd unsex her, if you know what I mean?
>>3598319>Wait this is fan made!? Once Hasbro stop making MLP FIM we can make are own episodes!>weWHY ARE SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE SAYING "WE". WHAT IS THIS "WE"? ARE THEY ALL ANIMATORS IN DISGUISE OR SOMETHING?
>>3598511
>>3598477thanks, subtleanon
>>3598511>>3598512Haha! Now that those images have been posted already, I'M free to go!
>>3598536AND YET YOU STAY
>>3598525Bronies are a hivemind. Everything that bronies do belongs to bronies.Hint: This is why people with no skill in anything are so drawn to fandoms. They can claim credit for other peoples' work.
>>3598482That's sad...
>>3598536
>>3598525>average brony thinks that animation is easy and they want it for free
>>3598534Cheers.
>>3598545it's their own fault for producing an inferior browser
>>3598482that gave me a feel i was not expecting. ow.
>>3598532
>>3598482I wanted Firefox you dumb bitch!
>>3598553It's not just the browser, it's the pony and because it's true.
>>3598507>AquaticsEarth ponies would win>canoesUnicorns would wing but Pegsuses would also easily beat the earth ponies>bikesUnicorns again thanks to magic>artistic gymnasticsPegasuses>volleyballUnicorns>the equestrian events...>FightsAgain thanks with magic Unicorns win again>all sports with balls, rackets whateverUnicorns>marital artsEarth ponies>running Unicorns just teleport>Weight liftingUnicorns if they are allowed with telekinesisReally they would have the most gold medals, followed by pegasuses thanks to flying and winghands
>>3598555>>3598553Modern IE9 and IE10 are pretty good. They just have the stigma of previous IE on them.
>>3598568>unicorns would wingalicorn OC pls go
>>3598573Yes, but are they as good as the competitors?
Why is MLPG so bisexual
>>3598582Better than Netscape.And Safari.
>a blind Pegasus filly is left on your doorstepwhat would you do?
similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html/Apparently I'm Paranoid,Schizotypal and Obsessive-Compulsive
Renne quest today!you people better show up, shit's about to go down
Those aren't competitors, anon!
>>3598587because penises are beautifulalso, anonymityalso, confusion
>>3598588>Better than Netscape.Who fucking uses Netscape?
>>3598589Read the note
>>3598582I've been having a lot of problems with Firefox recently. The most annoying one being this shit.
>>3598589awwwwwwwwwshed like fly into stuff thats adorable
>>3598589make her eat the sandwich off the ground
>>3598589rape that bitch
>>3598589Gently guide her inside.She is safe here.
>>3598600It's Flash not firefox. Just wait for the days when flash is fully phased out by HTML5 video.
>>3598573Actually they still fall behind on emerging standards and have pretty terrible addon support. Even Opera got XHR2 before IE.IE10 should come out with Windows 8, but it's too little too late. Their development model simply isn't fast enough to keep up with FF and Chrome. The smart thing to do would be to simply turn the browser into a Webkit shell.
>>3598589Try to learn scribbles so I can read the note.Ask the pony if she can read scri- ooohhhhhh
>>3598594>shit's about to go down>implying it hasn't been going down since the boat went down
Flash just crashes all day for me now. Gets worse with each update.
Do you post your art when someone more popular and better than you is in the thread?
>>3598617>someone actually managed to solve LK's latest mindfuck puzzleI think he posts anonymously to give us a nudge in the right direction.
>>3598625Sure why not.Oh wait.I have no art
>>3598589Give her a hug and tell her everything is going to be fine
>>3598625I don't post my art, ever.
>>3598625
>>3598612IE is mostly losing due to Google bux. Tons of programs also install Chrome and most people are too casual to learn how to not install it. And there's ads everywhere.
>>3598589Tie her to the servant pony from last time so she has someone to lead her around.
>>3598589What can I do? It's not like I have much choice but let her in and try to figure it out from there.
>>3598599It's a note. Basically, Some pony lass couldn't handle her blind kid and decided a stranger would be better.Are you up to the task?>>3598625also, all the time. They can give me advice on what i need to improve on.
>>3598613Anon you assholeCan blind pone read Braille? Are hooves sensitive enough to read that?
>>3598626Soup was the one that solved it, and he also cracked the entire diamond dog script and number systemI don't think we need any nudging to be honestWell, I mean, I do, but I have to sit and whine until Soup shows up
>>3598619>>3598609>>3598600>Flash causes problems>Firefox gets the blame
>>3598640Let's do it. Introduce her to servant pony.
>>3598640YES YES YESAWWW I WOULD TOTALLY TAKE CARE OF HER>this will never happen
>>3598626It was actually me that suggested the color hex thing I just forgot to put my name on when I postedAnd I'm not LK I swear>taking credit for anything on an anonymous image board
>>3598640how does unfit mother know that my name is anon?!make the pony eat something ickylike brocoli!
>>3598640pet her head
>>3598652Nny plsyou are not fit to take care of small horse
PICTURE PERFECT PONY
>>3598646I haven't updated flash recently, only Firefox. I thought Firefox was the one fucking up. Well, there's still the way it hangs every time I download anything, even a picture.
>>3598649I still think you guys are dicks for what you did last time.
>>3598640>Are you up to the task?I will make her life something she never expected, she will do things the world never expected of her.She will become a legend others will use to gather strength from!
>>3598653SOUPwhat do you think is up with Baldwin's mark on that hand in the lava?
>>3598667or maybe you're just not enough of a dick
>>3598665I've been getting that too. Likely just the new versions of Firefox. Sweat it out until they fix that. Or go to a previous version that works fine.
>>3598653Wait wait wait, you solved the most recent puzzle we were struggling to piece together?Fuck. What was it?
>>3598665>>3598675or use a less shitty browser
>>3598609If W3C ever decides on a format to support
>>3598665Try updating flash too, it might help. Temporarily.
>>3598682I support FF for ideological reasons. I'm sticking out with it.
>>3598640I will take care of this blind little pony and make sure she's happy as can be.Ask her to come inside, guiding her along the way and find out if there's anything she'd like to have at the moment.
>>3598636Google Chrome is a much better browser. People might not know why they're installing it, but it's good that they are. Because of the speed that web standards are evolving at, both Firefox and Chrome have switched to rolling release models to keep up. IE simply can't match that pace.IE 9 is also missing text-shadow and CSS gradients. These are basic things.
>>3598674>not wanting to see pone smilewhat sort of horrible Anon are you?
>>3598653Well I asked for help from the mysterious Tumblr so THERE!Shit would he have even posted that picture without me asking? Probably.
>>3598685>Try updating flash too, it might help. Temporarily.When the fuck is HTML5 video going to be good enough to just replace flash? I'm sick of it. Flash is better than HTML5 video right now sadly...
>>3598678We had to take the hex color code of the "paint" on that clue from the tumblr, put that in the dropbox url, change the extension to .rar, and then use the number that was in Renne's eye as the password for that rar. This image was inside.>>3598672No clue. Honest.
good night MLPG
>>3598705And this is what we got for all of our trouble? Goddamn
Is rose accepting donations anywhere?
>>3598684VP8 was supposed to solve the problem, but MS and Apple were too stubborn to implement it.At least Opus looks like it will solve the audio problem. Video will have to wait.It's a pipe dream, but it'd be nice if H.265 was patent free.
>>3598703he probably would have let us sit and stew for a bit
>>3598707
>>3598702>abuse pone to the point of tears>comfort her afterwards do you even emotional manipulation?
>>3598707james may pls go
>>3598705ffffuuuuuckkk I don't know what this means
>>3598684>>3598716I thought it was decided that they were going with WebM since Google made it free and was backing it?
>>3598710>And this is what we got for all of our trouble? GoddamnThis is some big shit, anon. It could be the location of the wings and possibly the tumblr guy himself. Someone on the sub said that it looks like the stone pillar with the metal bands around it. That would mean that the wings are sealed in stone, and the tumblr guy said he was "encased in stone"
>>3598726>Google takes yet another step towards world dominationNot that I'll be complaining when the move fibre to my area and I get glorious gig a second download speeds
>>3598319>tfw you are trying to learn flash>tfw by the time you're able to do something like that the fandom will be long deadsigh
>Blind pony is led inside. >You also let Beckon inside. She's a little more fluffy then you remember. After being left in the rain and then out in the sun all day. And we all know without a proper brushing ponies fluff up.>ANYWAYS>You tie Blind pony to Beckon.>This is the result.Now what?
>>3598710It gives us a decent guess at who and where our mysterious benefactor is. So it's not completely useless.>>3598703Yeah, the order of the clues given was a bit odd. LK probably had a plan.
>>3598737>fluffywuh oh
>>3598726>>3598735WebM is free and not under google's direct control.
>>3598737Name blind Pony.
>>3598737brush the shit out of beckon's coat so she is no longer god damn fluffyand put some silly glasses on blind
>>3598319Woah.
>>3598736You'll be prepared for the next fandom!Or maybe you'll create something original?
>>3598743But what do we name her?
>>3598737>Left in the rain and the then out in the sun all dayWhat did you guys dooooooo
>>3598726Sadly Microsoft and Apple have no plans to support it by default. They're both part of the MPEG group so they have a reason to be pushing H.264 and AAC instead.
>>3598748goggles.after we put silly glasses on her
>>3598319The guys ruin it.
>>3598748Mare Devil
>>3598748Blunkett
and this is why i dont colour my own stuff, or colour, ever.why is this shit so difficult
>>3598759You really have to work on your hands.
>>3598759What's wrong with it?
>>3598753>Sadly Microsoft and Apple have no plans to support it by default. They're both part of the MPEG group so they have a reason to be pushing H.264 and AAC instead.Lame.
>>3597861>grossThat's not how you spell "hot".
>>3598319Do you ever feel kind of sad that it's fucking My Little Pony that inspires people to put so much effort into things lie this?
>>3598747meh i already know im going to give up on flash very soon. i just dont have the patience for it.
>>3598748Starlight
We ded
>>3598774why is hard work sad?
Have Pony or Die or the Friend-off entries been released yet?
>>3598778That's kawaii
>>3598319If only it was free of fandom bullshit. I really wish Mandopony would have fucked off. The INSTANT he started singing I almost turned the fucking video off. I only kept watching for the animation.I've never quite seen a fandom full of so many people with real talent who are so willing to squander it on unfunny, uninteresting, pandering bullshit. It's almost staggering.
>>3598774Not at all
>>3598774>You will never see high quality fanimations of your favorite shows or video games.And Muramasa has so much potential...
>>3598025That blood looks a bit too fake.
>>3598784Well at least Mandopony is off making REAL music with Applebloom now.It's pretty good music too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4
>>3598759I know that feel
>>3598787Tell me Anon, would you a Momohime?... a PONY Momohime?
Good night mlpgor should I say good morning... well, you understand what I mean.
>Well you brush the Beckon and she is just pleased as punch. She's even smiling.>Meanwhile you put silly glasses on the filly. But you don't stop there you put a fake cigar in her mouth and add a little bow and bowler....animals.Now what?
>>3598762yeah i know. but i jave a really really hard time visualising them in certain shapes and forms.>>3598764something about the colours just don't...mesh together. that and skin tone was a bitch even to find. thank god i didn't try shading. that'd been a disaster.
>>3598796Yes.... maybe.
>>3598798
>>3598797>>>/i/
>>3598796I think the real question is would you her and Kisuke's foxy spirit guides?
>>3598804Ask her if she likes the name Starlight
>>3598804>pegafilly is hovering there completely obliviousmy heartmy heart can't take this MT pls
>>3598804I think her name should be Valkyrie.Val for short.
>>3598810Or was the guy named Kensuke? Fuck, I need to replay that game again.
>>3598792I liked that Boy from New York City thing they did. That was genuinely impressive.Probably because fucking Creber was singing and not Mandipshit.
>>3598736>>3598747This is exactly what I always consider. When I was a Pokémon afficionado, I couldn't draw for shit, but continued to learn anyways for the next fandom. Now my drawings are less shitty and it's much more pleasant to draw ponies. I can't wait for the nest fandom.
>>3598817Link?
STRELOK
>>3598804set off a firecracker so they both get spooked and run in opposite directions while still tied together
>>3598817Mando did background vocals in that song I thought.>>3598819http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNsMRHWzRg
so ded
>>3598319The animation is incredibly close to the show. The music is good too, but, well...
>>3598822NODon't do this!plspls ;_;
>>3598359Why are ponies stuffing their face with food so sexy...
>>3598824Oh god I can't hear anything except Applebloom.I'm not sure how I feel about this.It's pretty good but I feel like she'll sound better in a few years. She just sounds a little tiny bit too young. I don't know how to describe it.
>>3598794why noone is talking about it? first 40 seconds is pure gold.
>>3598820FANG?
>>3598795UnfBe sure to post the finished product here...
>>3598835Read the fucking thread
>>3598829[1]
>>3598829is it too late forlate nightmlpgconfessiontime
>>3598835You're about 6 hours late buddy
>>3598833Food play is a lot of fun Anon.
>>3598843I think I'd end up doing it wrong
>>3598810the foxes had sexy as FUCK voices.too bad kitsune aren't gender neutral, you could be fucking a male, even if it changed into a female.And the guy's name was Kisuke.
>>3598834If you can't hear anything except Applebloom there...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LmYQgArv4Try that.
>>3598523Is that, like, entering her womb and fucking her vagina from the inside?
>>3598829http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp00M8wTRfk
>>3598836GHOST!
>>3598860MARINE?
>>3598860
>>3598843But what would I confess that people don't already know?
>>3598795>implyingdudeyou're fucking good please please please shut up
WHICH PONE IS THE BIGGEST SLUT
fuck it would a kind drawfag be kind enough to ponyfy this for me?bonus points if you make it porn
>>3598855No, I'd just rid her of her humanity so she'll have no qualms about assassinating the king
>>3598871Done
>>3598871Here ya go ;)
>>3598871donewhere is my money
>>3598871Alright.
>>3598854>this song was originally broadcast on everfree radioHoly shit. So much self-importance. Yes, you got a voice actor to sing for you, big deal. Not even real radio stations protect their shit so obnoxiously.
>>3598871fucking captcha, getting rid of my images
>>3598871too hardgive me something easier
>>3598863...SKULL?>>3598866GHOST!
>>3598843im stressedi cant do anything righti fucked up the friendoff and im so fucking lazy i cant do a fucking picture in 30 fucking days
>>3598880>>3598877>>3598876>>3598874goddammit you guys
>>3598477>>3598518>>3598523"Unsex" means getting rid of her gender role as a compassionate, gentle female (Yeah, so old Shaky was just a pawn in the cis agenda), so that they can kill the guy (forgot his name). That doesn't stop the entire class laughing their asses off when you're reading it out loud in English Lit. ('twas a very long time ago)
>>3598795>pudgy Cup Cakehnng
>>3598881The iTunes version doesn't have that annoying track playing behind it.
>>3598848I'm sure it is. I wasn't referring to foodplay though, just ponies stuffing themselves with food.
>>3597489>Someone posts my art>People think it's meWHY.ALSO HERE IS BUTT HATS. WILL UPLOAD BIGGER VERSION ON DA. MAYBE.
>>3598871
I really don't care what it's about...I'm not black. And saying that all the other 11 months are all 'white' history month is just stupid. When I was a kid in school they didn't just go over white history or america.They went over geography and history in general. So why do you need a whole month for just blacks. And finally having a whole month for black history just furthers the seperation. It classify blacks as blacks. Until you completely quit seperating the races as different it wont change
>>3598882ugh...I'm dead...I...I can't continue the story of Blindy and Beckon right now...stupid truck shifts.
>>3598855
>>3598882Bonus points if she's possessed by an evil samurai's soul?
>>3598899I don't like it
>>3598820>>3598836Strelok and Fang at Lab X-18. Their arms wide.
>>3598890what the hell is that from i must have missed it
>>3598897THERE WE GOTHERE WE FUCKING GOI REQUESTED SOMEONE POST THIS FOREVER AGOBUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAYSO I WAS JUST LIKE "PINKIE LOOKING KINDA CHUBBY I GUESS I THINK THERE WAS A MUFFIN OR CUPCAKE INVOLVED I DUNNO"SO OF COURSE NO ONE KNEW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS TALKING ABOUTBUT YOUYOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT AND NOWFINALLYITHASBEENUPLOADED
>>3598855Or entering her womb and making her have lesbian sex with another mare so that you can fuck the other mare's vagina through her vagina from the inside.
Fuck krautI fucking hate himI get it, he's depressed but he has TONS OF PEOPLE RIDING HIS FUCKING DICK TO CHEER HIM UP
Who is the most mature among the mane6?
>>3598914don't worry it was awful anyways
>>3598859That music. I should know that. What is it?
>>3598928AJ
>>3598830> The music is good too, but, well...Music is okay. Until those shitty rapping OCs showed up.
>>3598919But Anon why are you yelling?You have your picture now.
>>3598926i am a writerfag and a quitterthat doesn't make me a fag though rightthat only applies to artists
>>3598932Mature enough to suck Flim and Flams cocks
>>3598930what coudl mlpg possibly see as awful?
>>3598919You're welcome. I've had that image for ages, it's just that a subject it is relevant to doesn't often come up. Usually it's farts and stuff.
>>3598911WELP. I TRIED. OH WELL.
>>3598843ive rpd before. not just erp, just roleplaying as a pony having adventures with his friends. i dont even know why i did it, but when i did, i felt happy for some reason.oh god im so alone
>>3598923Dammit, anon. Stop making up new fetishes.You're going to give a lot of people an itch they won't be able to scratch.
>>3598944>tfw I forget the link>>>/f/1733232
>>3598948Faggot
>>3598928maturity of the mane 6 in descending orderAJTwilightRarityFluttershy=RDPP
>>3598935because im jsut so happy now>>3598945<3 based anon
>>3598843I have digestive problems that I have not entirely solved or had diagnosed. I eat some foods that give me tremendous amounts of intestinal gas.
>>3598957I'd say that Twilight is as mature as Rarity but i agree with that list
>>3598889The organizers of the friendoff are giving two more extra days for people to finishDo it faggotdon't let your partner down
>>3598926 >tfw you've tried cheering him up this time and anon hats you for doing so Yeah, at least that stuff's on tumblr and not here. So keep it there.
>>3598957>Fluttershy>Less mature than Rarity and Twilight>Lesson Zero, Sweet and EliteYour list is shit
>>3598963>inb4 fart fetish discussion
>>3598926I never got why all artists are either depressed or gigantic assholes.
>see that fanmade pony thing>animation is pretty wellGod fucking damn it.I actually enjoyed it very much until...Well, do I have to say it?Photo Finish was 9/10 on the other hand.
>>3598967Sorry, I'm just bitter because I'm a nobody.
>>3598948But Anon why are you sad?Some of the most fun I've had here is roleplaying as ponies in a human fandom.
>>3598843I really hate complaining about glitter glue and taw and etc. all the timebut I'm just so jealous of themit's utterly infuriating and i don't know what else to do but criticize them for every single thing they doi like hurting the people i think highly ofi makes me feel betteri hate it
>>3598979kill yourself
>>3598972I'm not depressed, and I don't think I'm an asshole.
>>3598982NO
>>3598982Now I enjoy larger women but that is just silly.
>>3598982Fund her breast size reduction operation?Sure
>>3598985i really should
>>3598982Nope
>>3598968>Career and future completely ruined >not wanting to disappoint the god queen who you respect more than anything and always try to impress
>>3598986Sorry, he meant GOOD artists
>>3598965I'm letting myself down mostlyim just gonna sulk for a month or two
>>3598986Shut your whore mouth I ain't depressed
>>3598899>Want to reply>Accidently iqdb the image>mfw
>>3598972Yes because those two extremes are the only way to be an artist.>Being depressed or an gigantic asshole leads to more attention being sought >that feel when neither and no one cares about you
>>3598982You seem to be implying I'd ever have the chance.
>>3598972Wish I knew the answer. Most people who are creative go through depression. I think it's just that the brain thinks too much and that leads to anxiety, stress etc.
>>3598952>>3598944>bad music>text in the bottom left corner, not where it should be on the topBottom is reserved for more technical shit.
>>3598882How's that for a quick sketch?
>>3598972Drawing is hard.
>>3598977I'm a nobody, and no-one cares, me least of all. Get another hobby besides ponies to fill the void.>>3598972Not depressed and not a total asshole either. I'm not a very good artist though, so maybe in time I'll become one or the other.
DID IT HAVE TO BE FUCKING FUTASHYSERIOUSLY FUCK
>>3599005>that glorious one moment of fame and attention you get after you say that Applejack is worst pony
>>3599000Still, think about your partner. Don't let him waste his effort for nothing.Not fucking cool man
>>3599005>that feel when depressed but try hard to not show it unless anonymousI still feel that second feel though, with nobody caring and everything
>>3598995Those are both bullshit justifications for what happened in those episodes and you know it
>>3598902>MLPG is my personal blog
>>3599008I'm pretty creative and I was never depressed
>>3598843I used to browse /mlp/ for the drawthreads only and hide MLPGs systematically, along with the fluffy threads, gets threads, and all that.
>>3599019I was warning you, bro
>>3598979Are you the guy that keeps spiting everyone and trying to incite people all the time?
>Depressionoddly enough i never had that since i went full /fit/
>>3598982>MetalforeverCall me again when she's drawn like that by someone else
>>3598926>Fuck GG>I fucking hate him>I get it, he's depressed>but he has TONS OF PEOPLE RIDING HIS FUCKING DICK TO CHEER HIM UP
>>3599022this is why i cant do iti feel so fucking horrible i cant get back into drawingi cant i fucking cant im sorry
>>3598843That MLPG has a secret order in which they decide which drawfags to love and which ones to ignoreI don't get the love for some artists
>>3599037I wish I could determine myself to do shit, but I'm just so fucking lazy, and I do nothing but sit here in front of the computer
>>3598979you're the reason why the friendoff is getting half the entries compared to last timehope you're happy with yourself
>>3599011>>3598944>Leave the music on when dash starts licking>Kind of start liking it.Someone give me a full soundtrack rip.
>>3599019You could pretend it's a strapon or a double ended dildo.That's what I do
>>3598978i've been trying to quit and before just stopping for a month ive never realised how goddamn lonely i was. it just feels pathetic i have to rely on people across the net and my imagination to feel complete.
>>3599039He wasn't depressed, he was in a bad situationAlso he's been drawing shit for people for like 7 years, he's a little bit deserving of all that attention
>>3598926Unfortunately people going "lol cheer up" is probably not even what he needs, so the cycle continues. s'a shame, cause he's already better than me and he could probably get damn fuckin' good.>>3598972B-but...heeeeeeeeeey
>>3599045Fucking this. I'd love to be fit and strong but first of all I'm too embarrassed to go to a gym and second of all I'm too fucking lazy to keep doing it for more than a week or two anyway.
>>3598957>Fluttershy=RDThat's a lie and you know it.
>>3599036>everyone>all the timewell, i'm not gonna suppose that I'm the only one who's needlessly provocative but i do it a lot.I don't know whyI don't know what it accomplishes except making people as angry as I am at everything
>>3598982I'm not really into huge boobs, but yes I would.>>3599038What's wrong with this one?
>>3598972Because we spend years practising, and sometimes hours drawing something that someone will offhandedly dismiss as "shit."Also, some assholes have no sense of humor.>Dickens's drysice
>>3599050Hey don't feel bad.I've got a friend who manages a few RP groups and that is seriously the only thing she does all day every dayGod damn she needs help
>>3599049YEAH, UNTIL SHE FUCKING JIZZES FROM ITi fucking hate this fandom how the fuck does that even become something that is a fanon worth pandering to fuck
>>3599051>7 yearsHas it really been that long? Sometimes I think I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>3599046>hope you're happy with yourselfdash those hopes right nowi haven't been happy with myself in a long time
>>3599038
>>3599062Look a bit closer at that face
Daily dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQPWL5x1qsWhich pony would you let ride you?
>>3599069That's fucking worse than the metalforever one
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1255289?password=2629fb6d2384da89796a4811ef6db5f2ac657bab
>>3599060Then stop it. Abstain for a week or something. Maybe you will end up feeling better, you just don't know it.
>>3599019Are you okay with any pone being futas except futashy, just through association with CL's shit?
>>3599019>FUTASHYWhere!?
>>3599060But why?
>>3599080I'm thinking he doesn't like futa at all, anon.
>>3599058>embarrassed to go to a gymjust make it a point to be a regular. i was a flabby outsider for the first month but now the other regulars are my bros, they even helped me move to my new place last month. They really do respect people who give it their all in the gym, no matter where their starting point is.
>>3599080not really
>>3599076>implying we'll get half the players we need at ded o' clock
>>3598895Consider it bought.If MLPG wants a copy I'll share.
>>3599019Plz leave and take your cis-normative privileged with you.
woo woo
>>3599069Horrendous
>>3599041sorry anon, don't worry about itdo what you feel like doingHowever, you still have two days
>>3599062>What's wrong with this one?He's just extremely unappealing. He's about as consistent as buckshot at 100 yards in terms of quality
>>3599070I don't see anything noteworthy about it.Looks pretty cute.
>>3599092What kind of gym do you go to?Mine is just kind of a bunch of quiet dudes doing their thing and then leaving.
>>3599063I tried to take care of drawing yesterday. It was 4 hours plan. Warm up, finishing promised work, anatomy study....I end up doing promised pic for about hour and I end up failing to concentrate.Why is this keep happening.
>>3599100I expect pictures
>>3599100You posted that yesterday. How's it going? Any results so far?
>>3599058Set up a reward for working out. Or use it as a punishment for when you fuck something up. Whenever I die in vidya I force myself to do ten pushups and fifteen crunches. Eventually your body will like when you work out and you'll seek it out naturally.
>>3599068Good. You sound like a miserable little person.
>>3599100Pffft. They won't know what hit 'em.
>>3599047>Someone give me a full soundtrack rip.Please? I don't want to have Dash licking Twilight's labia on loop forever.
horses, man.god damn horses.unbelievable.
>>3599065yeah the group i was doing it with had one of those. she kept insisting her character was her and brought up a lot of shit she went through as a kid into the rp. she had some sort of auto-immune disease and had a really fucked up childhood, and she monopolized as an attention whore from it, she was one of the main reasons i left, didn't want to end up as...that.
>>3599118I think I'm gonna do that from now on
>confessionsI came to mlpg when I was at my emotionally lowest, most disillusioned with everything state I've ever beenI'd already started slacking off at uni, stopped socialising, stopped reading and watching anything, stopped doing almost anything except wiling away hours on 4chanI don't know what I'll do when you guys leave
>>3599092I can't handle being the flabby outsider, I get panic attacks from the anxiety.
>>3599058>Fucking this. I'd love to be fit and strong but first of all I'm too embarrassed to go to a gym and second of all I'm too fucking lazy to keep doing it for more than a week or two anyway.I'm the guy who has weights set up in his backyard. It's fun. Do that. Stop being a lazy nigger.
>>3598926yeah, i want old kraut back
>>3599100Mah niggaHow long should it take for me to see results?
>>3599063>Because we spend years practising, and sometimes hours drawing something that someone will offhandedly dismiss as "shit."Hi Ross.
>>3599112Maybe>>3599117Nothing definite yet
>>3599090because I'm a depressed malcontent who gets really mad when other people get love and i don't, so the only solution i can conjure up is to complain about them constantly, regardless of whether the complaints are valid even to myselfi just want to pretend that i hate them instead of envying them and wishing they cared about me a fraction of what i care about themteal deer: i'm really really pathetic but you all knew that anyway
>>3599140Just get some help.
>>3599135It's been two days and nothing definite yetorgasm might be a bit stronger, but I don't know if I'd give that one to the pills
fuck is there any good porn flashes?
shut the fuck up. all of you. goddamn. you all deserve this low self esteem and depression. you're all selfish hypocrites.if you want to be happy or good at art, you got to fucking work for it. you whining babies.
>>3599123What about them?
>>3599131Not everyone has a backyard.
>>3599024>>3599005I had my moment of fame mostly brony fame with askblog. I ended it politely and almost no one of those 2k people knew who am I. Then I decided to put more effort into learning instead of creating.Otherwise I might end up like Preston.
>>3599092>i was a flabby outsider for the first month but now the other regulars are my bros, they even helped me move to my new place last month.>They really do respect people who give it their all in the gym, no matter where their starting point is.So gay. I fully expect you all to be fucking.
>>3599149Nope.
>>3599151suck my dick cheerliee
>>3599149swfpony.tumblr.com
I don't recognize 9/10 of the artists for the Friend Off lineupIt's going to be shit
>>3599063If you spend one thousand hours drawing a piece of shit.I will still tell you it's shit.I don't care about your emotional investment. If you're such a fragile snowflake, don't fucking show me your work.
>>3599159No homo.
>>3599145from my good buddies "bottle of scotch" and "handgun"?
>>35991682edgy4me
>>3599169That's not gay at all, that's bro as fuck
>>3599129
>>3599174Not necessarily mutually exclusive.
>>3599173>lemeaninglessmemeticresponse
>>3599169That's my favorite post of all time.
>>3599151>shut the fuck up. all of you. goddamn. you all deserve this low self esteem and depression. you're all selfish hypocrites.I'm not though. I'm a neet, and have anxiety but I'm rather optimistic about myself.
>>3599176
>>3599182>le"le"response
You are an adult.
>>3599169Where was that posted? I guess /fit/ ?
>>3599129I've also become a total shut-in lately.Vidya and MLPG are the only things I've done for months.
>>3599195I'm a horrible adult.
I get depressed as hell about my own problems but what really bothers me is seeing other people be depressed and not being able to help.
>That feel when off the internet you're a completely normal, physically fit, sociable, and mentally healthy human being
>>3599182>criticizing a meme cliche>uses "le"
>>3599195no im not shut up im not listening lalalalala
>>3599202My nigga.Except that I'm a fat fuck
>>3599195Fuck.
>>3599202How is that feel?
>>3599198>tfw your backlog feels to overwhelming and you feel guilty wasting time on vidya anyway so you half enjoy it and you half dont.
>>3598843I'm content with my life, takin' it easy and chillin' the days away
>>3599210Ain't no thang.Only fat women are fat.
>>3599195I can buy my own insurance and everything.
>>3599132>last time this week i'll pull your hoof out of something>something
>>3599195I'M A MAN
hey guys I have sex with my dog
>>3599219amarao pls goyou're like the shittiest adult
>>3599227Stop that.
>>3599227CL plsjust pls
klondike is a very ugly pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg5Sy8-cd9o
Board role call herespeak up
You should be having kids like five years from now?
>>3599239
>>3599214>that feel when despite being a shut-in who plays vidya all day your backlog barely gets touched because you're constantly half-finishing games and moving on
>That feel when I know a little adorable girl who is likely being abused or just has godawful neglectful parents and I'd like to adopt her and make her life wonderful but I can't because I'm a weirdo neet with no job or future I can't save her...
>>3599227was he wearing horse mask? if yes then CL pls go
>>3599245Yo!
>>3599246I really shouldn't.
>>3599232Hey, that reminds me, I forgot to post this earlier.Fucking spoiled ass brats
>>3599245I ain't here
>>3599245wat
>>3599227Don't rape your dog. If you have to, make sure it's consentual and you don't hurt the dog.
>>3599245no
>>3599254Only one solution: become Batman
>>3599260>dog is too much trouble>parent giving him ponyWHAT KIND OF TWISTED WORLD THEY LIVE IN?I WANT IN!
>>3599195Does that mean I can drink alcohol now? But this tastes horrible!
>>3599245
>>3599232CL fucks his dog?
>>3599269I still think this gif is hot as fuckI don't give a shit
>>3599245mito here
>>3599269And not a single boner was had that day
>>3599195Of course I am. I have a Super fund, a tax file number and I can eat my Subway cookie before the sandwich.
>be depressed because out of pop tarts>go to city>take out anger on some woman for no reason>some guy starts punching me to defend her>"WAIT, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? I'M DEPRESSED!" i exclaim>shit my glitter glue brand diapers>start sucking my own dick>start crying like a big babby>some person offers to help me up and to make sure i'm okay>throw shit in his face and call him a cock sucking fuckfence>why is nobody helping me>everyones laughing at me and making fun of mewhy are people so cruel?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39sn2q5XBhw
>>3599274Have you seen her art?
>>3599275It's really hot. Anyone know where it was taken from?
>>3599274and draws about it, yeah
>>3599274>his
>>3599269holy fuck that's a big load
>>3599280>Ross's daily schedule
>>3599280>glitter glue brand diapersi want these
>>3599266>Only one solution: become BatmanThat's your answer to everything...
>>3599280That's the strangest methaphor I have ever read
>>3599280>start sucking my own dickTeach me
>>3599283You mean the futashy stuff? Yes.
>>3599298FIRST YOI WIGGLE YOUR RIBS
>>3599277Are you gay?
>>3599296That's because it's the answer to everything
>>3599304UNF UNF UNF
>>3599304CRACK CRACK CRACK
>>3599306I'm not a hick
>>3599291I'm pretty sure it's the mare cumming, not just the guy.
>>3599242This is the greatest fucking thing
>>3599283>>3599287>>3599274If a cute girl has sex with her dog I don't really mind. It's not a big deal for me. Only gross if she goes down on the dog.
>tfw the only thing you look forward to is your next fap
>>3599318Nor am I. I still find that gif hawt.
>>3599242That roleplay at the end....
>>3599328butbutit's a real ponynot a cartoon onethat's likebeastiality manI'm not into that
>>3599320that might be even hotter
>>3599328>Nor am I>I still find that gif hawtWell, then you are. Only backwards hicks are into that shit.
>>3599327What was the last thing you fap to?It took me 11 months to finally fap to pones, but then again, they were anthros so I guess that didn't count.
>>3598899One of the requesters here.I love you.
>>3599307I don't have access to high tech gadgets. I'm not a ninja. I don't have training. "Become Batman" is an unrealistic solution.And even if I did, like, what kidnap her or something.
>>3599246hahahaha noI need to wait an extra 8 years before I become a wizard
>>3599339i'll wear overalls every fucking day and stick my dick in everything related to me if it gets me a night with a mare like that
>>3599342dafty, pls go
>>359934111 months?It took me 15...
Did 4chan go down for anyone else?
>>3599341>Asking what people fap toThat's fucking gross
>>3599346Can I become a lich if I don't have sex until I'm 80?
>>3599346question about the whole wizard thingdoes bestiality invalidate it
>>3599341I don't remember, I've been holding off for a few days since the supplement discussion.
>>3599358YES
>>3599354Why? People talk about what they jerk it to here all the time.
4chan got wrecked
>>3599361DAMMIT!then I lost before I even knew it was a challenge
>>3599246>tfw you run into a high school classmate and she's pregnant
>>3599341...so you were willingly learning how to fap to pones/getting new fetish just to fit in?Nah no thanks. Those can fuck you up.
>>3599245fuck you
>tfw there are horses on the farms around where you live but you haven't summoned up the courage to visit them at night
>>3599365Disgusting. The first thing I'll do in five years is cast a curse on you so that your penis withers and falls off.
>>3599349>you will never feel your dick get pushed out of a mare's vagina as she orgasms>you will never feel her thick gooey marecum flowing around your cock
>>3599365
>>3599337It definitely is.Why can't human girls cum like that...
>>3599246>implying anyone here should be allowed to breed
>>3599341The last thing I fapped to was imagining myself sinking down into a bathtub full of warm, fresh, jellylike and licorice scented zebra semen while a pair of hot, thick and wet zebra cocks rub against my cheeks.
>>3599388Does it matter? Not like you're getting any.
>>3599375horses bite
>>3599392Unf
>>3599351
>>3599390I've been told numerous times I'd be a great father
>>3599246Man fuck kidsVasectomy first chance I fucking get
>>3599392oh god dammit
>>3599385>>3599376sorryI was a teenager and horny and didn't know what i was doingI don't know WHAT my excuse is now.
>>3599395She was so goddamn cute in that scene
>>3599359The thing about taking Lecithin, Pygeum and Zinc?
>>3599357A life led in chastity and celibacy grants clerichood, not lichdom, alas.
>>3599408
>>3599375I live near a field with some mares, I really don't see how you could have sex with one. They're too big.
>>3599409>that scene>not every scene
>tomorrow theme isn't working
>>3599354>>3599362Yeah, that's more common than show discussion.
>>35994171. Bucket2. Minimare3. FillyI've used all three.
>>3599425Works for me.
>>3599414Wait what if after becoming a wizard I steal the virginity of other people
>>3599394True, but it would make the porn more interesting. If human girls came like that, I might actually be able to get off to vanilla porn.
>>3599427Honestly, what's it like?
>>3599434You have to kill the succubus that stole your mana. You won't become a fully fledged wizard, but you can restore some of your power.
>>3599403Are there drugs that permanently sterilize?I kind of still want to cum
>>3599395You could always butter them up with a few treats.
>brony faggots convinced the new League hero is a big NMM tributebrb killing everything
>>3599408What did you fuck?
>>3599444Your testicles actually contribute hardly anything towards your ejaculation; your prostate and other glands do that.
>>3599447At least they don't think that of Dota 2's Luna, right?...right?
>bestiality talkSee you guys later
>>3599447Are you honestly expecting people who are both bronies AND play League of Shit to show any kind of intelligence at all?
>>3599427>>3599441Yes we must knowIt's the closest we'll ever get to fucking a marshmallow pony
>>3599427You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>3599427Lucky bastard.I envy you so much right now...
>>3599410Yeah.
>>3599447>Playing or caring about League of Casuals
>>3599464see >>3599463
Americans go to sleep, this thread is terrible
>>3599447What is it?
>>3599455I'm pretty sure vasectomies stop sperm from entering the urethra
>>3599468Does that stuff really work?
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/346871_Mittsies_mlpc_final.swfI'm liking this soundtrack. Kinda. It's not great, but it's nice to listen to. Can I get a sountrack rip? Or just tell me how to do it?
>>3599474>sleepfuck that I'm gonna go to 7-11, get me some soda. maybe it won't be terrible when I get back.
>>3599474But you yurops have legal horse brothels
>>3599482Sperm, yes, but sperm doesn't contribute much volume to semen.
>>3599484I don't know, I've only been taking Lecithin, and only for 2 days.
>>3599489We do?
>>3599487>sodaPlease leave American with your pig disgusting junk food. Please drink water or something that isn't revolting.
>>3599492Huh, thanks.
Literal horsefucking!Is this what everything's bean building up to?
>>3599498Green tea?
>>3599498I'm American and only drink water, milk, tea, and coffeeWhat do I win?
>>3598979I love you Anon
>>3599449dog first, then...>>3599441Hot. Like, temperature wise. I don't really know what I can tell you that isn't already documented extensively in these threads nonethelessThe filly was the only one who really made a fuss of it. Every mare I've been with has been more or less content to go "meh whatever, try not to take too long." A-and by "made a fuss of it", I don't mean she, like, tried to resist and I held her down or something. She was just a bit more...energetic, we'll say. It's still only something I do every once and I while, as I'm still a filthy fence hopper and the risk just isn't worth it most of the time.>>3599463Every goddamned day.
>>3599446I read this as > butler them up.
>>3599506We're not even talking about it anymore
>>3599510nothing because you're going to die anyway
>>3599510>milkWhat are you, six months old?
>>3599511Hnnnnnnnnnng
>>3599498been drinking water every day for the last month. this'll be the only soda I have for the next month, so you can fuck yourself right off the nearest convenient cliff.
>>3599498>>3599508>>3599510/fit/ pls go.
>>3599513It's dirty and smells bad, right? How do you deal with that?
>>3599510Well, you are having a mild caffeine addiction, which isn't that great. But otherwise not too bad.
>>3599524I'm the opposite of /fit/ and even I find soda disgusting
>>3599485Holy shit do some digging yourself. Click the FA links or something goddamnhttp://www.mediafire.com/?x15nb2bnzacnz2uTen seconds I found one of the songs
>>3599524But /fit/ is the best board and the best way of life
>>3599519>Not drinking milk>Not drinking chocolate milk, or chocolate/strawberry soyI'd get soy more if it wasn't twice milk costs. Lame.
>>3599533I do have a caffeine addiction, and it sucks horribly.
have some best pony, MLPG.
>>3599540>chocolate milkI can't even stomach that shit.
>>3599540>Not drinking almond milk
>>3599541>being addicted to thingsyou are casual
>>3599519Fuck you, bitch nigga. I like my milk.
>>3599550>Not being addicted to the internet
>>3599511Did you just get up GG? I haven't seen you for like 9 hours.
>>3599542What is this like rule63 celestia?
>>3599542>her facewhat
>>3599549Holy shit I love almond milk.Fuck why is it so much more expensive than regular milk?
>>3599525You could just, like, not sniff it and enjoy the sensation. Or you could have a fetish for horse smell.
Where's the pony or die? Is it not posted yet?
>>35995422horse4me
>>3599549What the hell is almond milk? You can't milk almonds.
>>3599542Her face looks odd.
>>3599525>It's dirty and smells badIt's not - really. Well, most of the time. It smells of horse and hay predominantly most of the time. And I LIKE the smell of horse and hay.Most owners have a vested interest in keeping their horses and their horse's quarters hue clean. A horse is a big investment and the last thing you want is for one to catch something from living in filth.to be honest, i did have fears that a mare might decide to poop when I'm fucking her, but that hasn't happened and increasingly is looking like it isn't going to
>>3599549>not breastfeeding
>>3599541Wean yourself off of it. You'll go through the hell of withdrawal. But afterwards you'll be a better man.
>>3599553Internet addiction doesn't really exist. It's ubiquitous.That's like saying someone's addicted to sleep or breathing.
>>3599566>He doesn't know about almond farms
>>3599542Why would you post such a terrible picture of sunpone
>>3599577Has there been any studies that indicate caffeine addiction is harmful? I rather like the refreshing feeling coffee gives me but I do get horrible headaches if I don't drink it regularly.
>>3599572>i did have fears that a mare might decide to poop when I'm fucking herI've seen a video in which that happens...
>>3599511No you don'tgo beg for some more bronybux you fucking autist you're a shit artist and you don't deserve a cent they're enabling you to live this pathetic lifestyle and you'll never grow up you're as bad as micthemicrophone >oh look anthoer lame sex jokeI really am sorry. I like you so much and I don't know how to express that except through unrelenting insults and criticism.
>>3599561I like this
>>3599511Hi hi hi. I'm all happy on the inside.
>>3599584Ew.Luckily, I've managed to avoid that.
>>3599579That Trixie looks huge. Where is she from?
>>3599580Why would we post sunpony when we could bee posting best pony?
>>3598979>>3599511You fool! Now GG's ego will get even bigger. Now he can just dismiss any criticism as just people who are jelly.
>>3599588There's also one where the mare cums and starts urinating like a waterfall around the guy's cock.It's the hottest one I have.
>>3599589Either SFM or Garry's mod. Trust me, you DON'T want to see the whole picture. Just walk away anon.
>>3599572You aught not to have said thatFind some wood and hit it hard
>>3599594Why the fuck aren't you posting links
>>3599589It's some inflation picture.
What would happen if Rainbow Dash had to take care of Filly Applejack?
>>3599560I'm hearing that 2 more days
>>3599592well, as i've said, i'm not the only one i've seen lashing out at gg to ridiculous extremesso i dunno what the other guys problem isalso, I'm not sentenal-hate anoneven i look down on that guy
>>3599590What this fine gentlemen suggests.
>>3599598>tfw m-less takes down almost all its beast pornIt is not a good feel
>>3599596Way ahead of you.
>>3599589I don't have it saved, sorry.
>>3599598I torrented it, so I don't have any link.Some torrent of mares cumming (some very nice gooey marecum videos in there too). They're called "Jan's mares" if I recall correctly.
>>3599608WHAT
>>3599578>Internet addiction doesn't really exist. It's ubiquitous.>That's like saying someone's addicted to sleep or breathing.
>>3599614S coolMore keeps getting posted
>>3599595>Either SFM or Garry's mod. Trust me, you DON'T want to see the whole picture. Just walk away anon.I'm ready. I can do this.
>>3599511>you will never have someone to lean onSometimes I feel a deep sense of sorrow when looking at cute pictures.
>>3599607This is a nice horse
>>3599595Is it from some cum inflation pic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBuK4Mt22AE
CHAPTER I INTRODUCTORYTHE subject of this Essay is not the so-called Liberty of the Will, so unfortunately opposed to the misnamed doctrine of Philosophical Necessity; but Civil, or Social Liberty: the nature and limits of the power which can be legitimately exercised by society over the individual. A question seldom stated, and hardly ever discussed, in general terms, but which profoundly influences the practical controversies of the age by its latent presence, and is likely soon to make itself recognized as the vital question of the future. It is so far from being new, that, in a certain sense, it has divided mankind, almost from the remotest ages, but in the stage of progress into which the more civilized portions of the species have now entered, it presents itself under new conditions, and requires a different and more fundamental treatment.
>>3599626I'm gonna thread-dive for ya Anon.
So what's with the Nanaki and Faceless drama? I missed it.
>>3599640Nanaki is NanakiFaceless is an asshole.Nothing we haven't seen before.
>>3599583>Has there been any studies that indicate caffeine addiction is harmful?>Meanwhile, regular caffeine use (even without withdrawal) can increase blood pressure, worsen headaches, cause palpitations, insomnia, and jitteriness. Intermittent use can also increase anxiety, although this study showed regular users become tolerant to this effect.>I am not trying to be down on caffeine, just report the research. This research also shows that caffeine is generally safe, and while it does increase blood pressure (a risk factor for heart disease) caffeine is not an independent risk factor for heart disease itself. There is also evidence that regular caffeine use (perhaps just coffee use) decreases the risk of Type 2 diabetes. Pregnant women should avoid caffeine because of potential effects on fetal growth and spontaneous abortion. Migraneurs should also avoid caffeine as it can worsen a migraine syndrome.>But if you do not have any specific medical condition that caffeine can exacerbate, regular moderate caffeine use appears to be safe. Just don’t fool yourself into thinking it is helping you stay alert or function better.http://theness.com/neurologicablog/index.php/caffeine/
>>3599645dammit ross!
>>3599645Why
>>3599645Did Twilight eat somebody or something?
>>3599594Oh, and I forgot to mention she farts loudly while urinating.
>>3599639Whatever, someone posted it. Brrrr.
>>3599640>nanaki adds faceless on steam>faceless asks why>nanaki says why not>faceless says that other people don't like nanaki so he doesn't either>faceless unfriends himNothing to see here, move along.
>>3599657Looks like she's holding a weird misshapen pillow to me.
>>3599670Anon, I have bad news for you_________________________________________________We ded
we ded
>>3599680>>3599685ded?
>>3599680>>3599685>dedmindlet's talk about thatpersonally, i think butts.
>>3599680>>3599685Season 3 when
No anon, YOU are the ded
>>3599690
>>3599695We are the ded
>>3599694Canceled
Is it possible to ride a pegasus?Wouldn't your legs get in the way of the wings?
>Krampuskind finishes another pony commision>brony runs out of bronybux, so he half asses the end
>>3599701Majik n shit cockmuffin
>>3599602>Filly AJ is responsible and hardworking still but just cuter>Dash is the irresponsible slacker, but keeps claiming authority due to being an adult
Here, Mike. This will explain everything!
>>3599697And then anons were the ded and they all lived happily ever after
>>3599714I DON'T UNDERSTAND, ANON
>>3599703Phhhah! I'm not into explosions anyways.
Gnight, MLPGEnjoy your ponies
MLPG. Y U so slow!?
>>3599729pls, anonpls
>>3599729end yourself
>>3599669>Faceless in charge of not being an asshole.
http://mittsies.tumblr.com/Links to music from the flash. Yummies!
>>3599729People leave when you bring up shit topicsFor example the previous beastiality talk
>>3599738They were both retarded.
>>3599738It's his M.O.What he's best at
>Take a careful look at the Sea>see this.http://www.amazon.com/Trueheart-Brony-Definition-Tolerance-ebook/dp/B008MI8ZJA
>>3599740There good job anonYou did it!
I only just got the pun in "A Friend in Deed".
>>3599748>Uses the word "sea">While namefagging
>>3599748>implying Purity First wasn't retarded
>>3599748>A Book By A Child About a TV Show For Children>This book has so many spelling mistakes that I'm guessing it was written by a 5 year old as that makes up the core demographic of the show in question. It rambles "The pink pony is my favorite because she has the nicest hair and she loves everybody and she..." you get the idea.I'm all for children being encouraged to write but I'm not sure this kind of vanity publishing will be helpful towards a childs upbringing when they look back on it in 10 years time with nothing but shame. Sounds about right
>>3599752
>>3599741I-I'm sorry.I'll not bring it up again.
>>3599748"BronINK"
>>3599748"This book has so many spelling mistakes that I'm guessing it was written by a 5 year old as that makes up the core demographic of the show in question. It rambles "The pink pony is my favorite because she has the nicest hair and she loves everybody and she..." you get the idea.I'm all for children being encouraged to write but I'm not sure this kind of vanity publishing will be helpful towards a childs upbringing when they look back on it in 10 years time with nothing but shame. "
>>3599585It's all right, I'm a big girl, I can take itI love you anyway
>>3599753Oh woops, used it in a troll some time ago. Forgot it was there
>>3599583>I rather like the refreshing feeling coffee gives meThat's your caffeine addiction being quenched and the withdrawal subsiding.>but I do get horrible headaches if I don't drink it regularly.That's withdrawal. If you just it out entirely, and endure the pain you won't get headaches anymore.
SWEETIE BELLYL to the O-L
>>3599767Oh don't do it again y-you dingus
>>3599766What IS she using her magic on
>>3599776Tail
>>3599772You are a bad person, Ross.
>>3599714> Here, Mike. This will explain everything!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErtFe8doMZk
>>3599776Stop asking the same retard question every time that pic is posted and take a better look at it.God.
>>3599748>A self-satisfying waste of ink and paper>It is sad that the author thought this was worth publishing. This book caters to no one but people just like him and serves as a pandering diatribe about how hated the author believes himself to be. The 'brony community' is nothing more than a fandom of a show, the same as any other, yet you don't see books about/by Avatar (the Nick cartoon) fans boasting about how bad they feel about the reaction to their fandom, nor WoW fanatics taking the time to write these sorts of incoherent ramblings about how grinding for loot has changed their lives. This is not to mention, of course, the sheer inanity of the content. Go ahead, "take a look inside" using Amazon's feature of the same name. Look at the table of contents. That's right, each 'chapter' is a single page, chock-full of anecdotes about the author's friends mocking him for his tastes, or the author gushing about some fanfiction that made him cry. SO... WHAT? I mean, if I could write a book for every time my taste in music, video games, TV, movies, or books got mocked, I'd be filthy-stinking rich. But I don't, because I realize that it changes nothing about the world at large.
>>3599772Why is she a mime oh god
What's in the Olympics agenda today?
>>3599748>Take a look insideH-here I g-go
>>3599790>The content of this book is better constrained to a blog post, and in fact the book feels like nothing more than exactly that -- a collection of disjointed thoughts and stories of the author's experiences. When's the last time reading someone's blog changed your life? If the answer is 'never', you have a good idea of the worthiness of this book's existence. In all, the only people this book might appeal to are people exactly like the author -- no one attempting to understand the 'brony phenomenon' will garner even the slightest bit of new understanding from this work, and I might even posit that it would serve the OPPOSITE purpose -- of making those of us who enjoy the cartoon but don't completely let it dominate our lives look like we fall under the same umbrella of being self-victimizing whiners. Perhaps the author should take a note out of his own book, and simply 'tolerate' the fact that not everybody will take the time to understand or care about the cartoon and its fandom... instead, there is an astounding hypocrisy in that the author makes it clear that he won't rest until everybody in the world has joined him, arm-in-arm, and singing songs from a little girls' cartoon. >Somebody wrote all this to criticize a shitty book thing written by an autistic man-child brony
please respond
>>3599772Can you draw me the prettiest and elegant Sweetie Belle there ever was, please
>>3599785>>3599780not seeing it
>>3599748I can'twhy can't these people justI don't knowdie?
>>3599785I swear some people here keep asking stupid questions on purpose.
>>3599800derpy won every event and then killed everyoneor somethingin what context are you asking?!
>>3599790>or the author gushing about some fanfiction that made him cry. haha what a fucking faggot.
>>3599813fuck off
>>3599801Oh dear lord it's like somebody took ponychan and made a book out of it.
>>3599815Her tail is glowing.
>>3599814I'm gonna crash for five hours. Give me some time and I'll give it a shot.
>>3599833No seriously what's she using her magic on?
>>3599825y-you too
>>3599842her cunt.it totally is a sexual thing. she's getting off on getting her ears cleaned and as such she is masturbatingthat's my interpretation
>>3599748>Contents>Epilogue page 7>Chapter 1 page 11Shit status lost. Fucking idiot doesn't know the difference between an epilogue and a prologue.
>>3599842HER TAILFUCK
>>3599842Please drink some bleach right now
>>3599842Her tail, probably rubbing herself with it since she seems to have an ear wax cleaning fetish.
>>3599801>Table of contents>Epilogue, pg. 7>Chapter 1, pg. 11Wow couldn't even make it past the table of contents, huh?
>>3599842>Average GG fan.
>>3599815Tail is being moved to the side or upShitty drawing
...and the best thing is Ross still gets amount of attention that many of legit drawfags who do requests and try their best can only envy.Ross is the firestarter, true but it's you who keep that fire going mlpg. You should be ashamed
>>3599748>Letter to Celestia page 91
Your favorite pony, being technically one of the greatest warriors of Equestria, has been summoned to fight for the future of their world in the Mortal Kombat tournament.What is pony's fatality?
http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/28430622864/white-brushable-celestia-found-on-taobaoMy faith in the Crystal Empire two parter is fading
>>3599856>tfw my post yesterday inspired that drawing
>>3599860JFKBLOWN AWAYWHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
>>3599865>insert le answer relevant to my favorite ponies actions or personality, canon or otherwise
>>3599748Someone. Someone make the sacrifice. Someone buy it and then post it here in full for our amusement. Please.
>>3599856I think she's keeping her tail down with her magic because horses' tails tend to go up when they are horny
Lecithin and pygeum update, two days in and orgasms are definitely stronger
>>3599858>>3599856>>3599855>>3599854>>3599849You guys are silly.
>>3599865Shoving gems up their ass until their colons rupture.
>>3599829>He actually puts copyright symbols after Friendship is Magic and Pinkie Pie>He mentions my little Dashie on the first pages>2deep4u bullshit at the start of every chapter
>>3599880>ignores the drawingHAHA I WAS RIGHT
>>3599865A gigantic party
>>3599885Stop reading it Pinkie, dammit.
>>3599849The way I see it is she's using magic to force her tail down to hide her arousal, being that mares raise their tails in heat.However the horses in the show pretty much always have their tails raised so whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_K-UIREYA&feature=g-vrecwhat the god damn hell>harvard
>>3599865>Rarity>being cut by hundreds of GemsNot bad
>>3599887No idea what you're getting at anon but if you could help me out I'd be ever so appreciative
>>3599891>that fucking face
>>3599585>I really am sorry. I like you so much and I don't know how to express that except through unrelenting insults and criticism.
>>3599894>literally all the ponies in the show are constantly in heat
>>3599867OH GOD THEY HIRED JJ
>>3599865Teleporting inside the opponent, causing them to explode.
>>3599902>>3599859suck it upsuck it up and cry
>>3599797>Why is she a mime oh god>new anon sees ross for the first timeYou will see much more of this. Ross doesn't even like the show. He has only caught an episode or two from S1.
>>3599903Reminds me of a badly drawn Sonic...
>>3599876Is there a way to upload the kindle version somehow?
>>3599885I can't even begin reading.It wakes up inner urges to commit sudoku
>>3599915Wait squiggles are magic now?
>>3599865A bunch of critters swarm and the enemy is engulfed in one of those cartoon fight clouds, then the cloud dissipates and only a skeleton is left. The skeleton collapses.
>>3599834Remember: Elegant and pretty. By OUR standards. Not yours. For once draw something for us and not yourself please Ross? Actually try to make us happy? Remember that the relationship between artist and viewer is a two way street man.
>>3599924Yes. They've always been that. Also it's a GG drawing so of course it won't look like the show
>>3599929Just stopStop
>>3599930OOH
>>3599931I call bullshit I'm going to bed thanks for nothing anonymous.
>>3599930Hottest Trixie ever. And I don't even usually like Trixie.
>>3599930>tail coming out of her backStill, dat ass.
>>3599930>Tail coming out of her mid-backThat looks weird
>>3599811>>Somebody wrote all this to criticize a shitty book thing written by an autistic man-child bronyBut it's spot on. Why complain when it's right?
>>3599894When first watching the show, I found all the emphasis on ponybutt disconcerting.
>your pony waifu will never moan heavily as you sensuously clean her ears deeply and thoroughly
>>3599953>>3599956tailbackmind
>>3599953For some reason it looks really hot when the tail is high up like that.
>>3599922What format is kindle in ? .epub?
>>3599968>>>/furaffinity/
>>3599971MOBI or AWZ, which is just Amazon's version of MOBI. Kindle doesn't support EPUB.
>>3599968Not really.
>>3599973>>3599973>>3599973
>>3599973no u
>>3599958But butts are a good thing.Butts butts butts.God I love butts.
>>3599979>Kindle doesn't support EPUB.What a bunch of faggots.
>>3599971Kindle uses it's own format, which is similar to a DRM protected Mobipocket file. I believe there are programs that can decrypt it. After that, Calibre can do the conversion to EPUB.
a toast to escapismfuck this gay earth
>>3599988I find her colour scheme very unpleasant to look at
>>3599988Pony butts are indeed very pleasant to look at.
>>3599997pls get out of here
>>3599989Luckily converting from EPUB to MOBI is a painless process.
>>3599993Perhaps this butt is more to your liking?
IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKE JOUSTING
>>3599729xDDD
>>3599908Just imagine it, walking through town, flustered mares apologizing profusely when you slip in puddles of their vaginal fluids and when they accidentally wink at you, assuring you that they'll be fine once they get home to their husbands/boyfriends.
>>3599937Ross' comfort zone is making fatties and mimes for himself. I'm honestly rather bored of that. It's just dull. I want him to at least be moderately amusing.
>>3599876Ok IF I buy this thing, is there some sort of kindle DRM bullshit I should be aware of?I have some disposable income and I want to share this stuff with you guys, but I don't want to spend an hour trying to figure out how to get it to you.
>>3600006I fucking read that in Gilbert Gottfried's voice
>>3600005>implying this isn't the most eye pleasing butt
>>3599918Fun fact, I've seen every episode to date. I only LIKE five episodes, those being Look Before You Sleep, Bridle Gossip, Dog and Pony Show, Return to Harmony (parts 1 & 2), and Sisterhooves Social
>>3600009Why wait?I could help them out right here, right now.
>>3600011Stop.
>>3600002If only. Calibre fucked up the indentation on at least half of my books. Now every paragraph has the first word on a line of its own.I'm considering installing a software mod so I can just read the EPUBs.
>>3600018That's six episodes.
>>3600020Not even estrus is enough to make a mare like you.
>>3600023Please post outside if you really need to do that
>>3599929Don't you worry, she'll be skinny. I already have an idea for her dress. Musical notes for the shape of her skirt, eighth and tied notes.
>>3600023/b/ pls go
>>3600018>Sisterhooves SocialI guess I can begin to like you.
>>3600005Or this one.
>>3600024Huh. That hasn't happened to me yet.
>>3600023I hope you die
>>3600043No, she's second worst pony
>>3600028
>tfw NOW that I've already sent my piece for the Friend-Off my mind is flooded with inspirationfuck you braon
>>3600009>>3600020I would. UNF
>>3600044I guess I'm unlucky. Maybe there's some settings I can play with.
>>3600018Why are you here if you don't like most of the show then?
POST YOUR FRIEND OFF PIECES MY GOOD SIRS!
>>3600018>I only LIKE five episodes, those being Look Before You Sleep, Bridle Gossip, Dog and Pony Show, Return to Harmony (parts 1 & 2), and Sisterhooves SocialWell, those are all good episodes. But if you really liked the show you'd like way more. I think I like about 50% of the episodes.
Where are the pink butts at?
>>3600068In my butt
>>3600024>He didn't buy an e-reader that can naturally read epub files
>>3600064We discussed this at the time. The conclusion was >Ross as usual.
>>3600068
>>3600074>he doesn't get free 3G internet everywhere
>still replying to RossYOU MAY THINK YOUR POST IS BENIGN AND NOT GOING TO CAUSE STRIFE BUT FUCK YOU IT WILL. JUST STOP ALTOGETHER
>>3600076>>3600074Is there a picture of any of the ponies on the toilet? Not fetish art. Just on a pony toilet doing their thing and looking natural.
>>3600075I thought Ross had only seen like 2 episodes.
>>3600064Because I draw a lot of MLP-related art and it's gotta go somewhere. Imageboards are the most no-strings attached way of doing it. I like the concept of this particular show, not MLP in general. I guess I have something to prove, too.
Please stop responding to and talking about Ross if you want him to go away.Please.
>>3600076O-oh gosh..What are you d-doing, Pinkie?It's just doesn't feel right.
>>3600085Not exactly looking natural, but it's the closest I've got. I'd love to see more of these, preferrably not looking like they're taking the biggest diarrhea dump of all time.There is also one like this of Fluttershy I think.
>>3600087He's likely only see the epsidoes he admits to liking.
>>3600099Party inside Pinkie Pie
>>3600084it's not like he'll post any less or more for any reasonmight as well voice our opinions in the hope that it might contribute to his eventual suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ
>>3600085
>>3600113Why is pinkie so long in that?
>>3600085Also, this one. Pinkie doing her business in a bidet.
>>3600109Nah... He's one of that kind who feeds on negativity.
>>3600094>Because I draw a lot of MLP-related art and it's gotta go somewhere.
>>3600113Why the FUCK is Pinkie so long?
>>3599996
holy shit these are spicy
>>3600104Are you honestly implying that she's sluttier than you-know-who?
>>3600123>>3600132She can be longer
>>3600134Haha time to masturbate.
>>3600094>tfw I haven't seen a _new_ Ross drawing in months
>>3600138She's so like...like...like best pony
>>3600104Tutti dentro Pinkie
>>3600132Genetics
>>3600113what a racist fucking goat!
>>3600102>>3600085Pony toilets would likely not be as high up. They'd be more like holes in the floor with a resevoir underneath.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38164785.html
Oh wow looks like a janitor showed up here
>>3600113>1,166,623 viewsYeesh.
>>3600163Fuck off faggot
>>3600113The cameraman losing his shit makes this.Fucking goats.
>>3600137Pinkie isn't slutty, she's just has an innocent and relaxed view of sex. Instead of treating it like some sort of holy ritual, she just does whatever feels good whenever she has the opportunity.
>>3600102>preferrably not looking like they're taking the biggest diarrhea dump of all time.You strain when it's a hard solid shit, not the wet diarrhea shits.
>>3600163>http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/38164785.htmlWhyt would you do this? And with a SexualLobster picture at that.
>>3600177That's the definition of slutty.
MLPG, I need pictures. Pictures of sun pone.
>>3600185Because he clearly posts often in Ponychan.
>>3600156Makes sense. Kinda like those japanese toilets that are just a hole in the floor that girls squat over.Only ponies wouldn't even need to squat, they could just stand with their butt over them and lift their tail while doing their business.
I promise you that I've seen every episode. Live.
>>3600194FUCK ITWE'LL DO IT LOVE
>>3600186no, the definition of slutty is being promiscuous so that people will like you.
>>3600191
what draw
>>3600163>I detest you and the rest of this fandomAnon pls. No need to be an asshole. We're already known as le edgy corner of the internet.
>>3600191HAVE ALL THE SUN PONE IN THE WORLD
Just thinking about watching the episodes on livestream with you guys fills my heart with sunshine sunshine
>>3600113Babby goats are so cute holy shit.
>>3600200Toady, pls.
>>3600191Sunny Crown is the best pony.
>>3600201Pink Pone making Sun Pone angry.
>>3600204
>>3600211That's some good strength to be able to do that
Was that Rumble fic done from yesterday done?
>>3600221
>>3600205watching episodes alone feels weirdit's why i havent finished a majority of S2
>>3600186Even if it is, slutty is such a negatively connotated word. Pinkie just wants to feel good and have fun. Nothing wrong with that.
>>3600231
>>3600232Get a synchtube going and watch the rest, nigga.
What the fuck is going on with all these people not watching the show? Are we being raided?
>>3600204>>3600213>>3600221>>3600225>>3600231>>3600239now this is how you start a morning off right.
>>3600223Maybe for humans. Goats are build that way to hold balance while jumping down.
>>3600242Yeah really, what the fuck
>>3600242this whole board is a raid on us
>>3600205Sometimes I wish Party of One were a S2 episode just so more people would've reacted to it
>>3600242It's just Ross.
>>3600179>Implying you wouldn't make a face like that when you're sitting on the toilet, sweating as your stomach churns and a waterfall of liquid diarrhea sprays into the water below
>>3600224pls respond
>>3600238So why do people view sluttiness as a negative thing? Sluts just want to feel good and have fun. She may be your favorite pony, but if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is one.
>>3600242>Watching the showWhat are you, 9?
>not thinking goats are objectively the cutest thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdiV6JHuM_E
>tfw when being an mlpgfag in /mlp/
>>3600257That why Panty is best pony.S2 fucking when?
>>3600245Can't goats walk up a 60 degree angled slope, while standing 90 degrees to the slope?
>>3600260How many times has that video been reuploaded? That's the third one I've seen.
>>3600260STOP POSTING THIS, MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT AAAHH
>>3600264Never
Hey no pony had sex in the show
>>3600274sure they didweren't you watching
>>3600282Goseco, pls
>>3600274No pony has had sex ever.Celestia controls the population magically.
>>3600282Remember, MLPG doesn't watch the show at the today.
>>3600257>So why do people view sluttiness as a negative thing? Sluts just want to feel good and have fun.You know, you're right. The term "slutty" really shouldn't be considered negative at all - it's just all that shitty religious moral influence on society that wants us to think sex is something evil and nasty that should never be spoken of or seen, that has corrupted it into being something negative.Really, all sluts should stand up and be proud of who they are. Because sex feels good, dammit!
>>3600291>Remember, MLPG doesn't watch the show at the today.Erf.
>>3600274Pony's have sex by bumping their hips against another pony. Rarity had sex with twilight, and pinkie had sex with twilight and fluttershy
>>3600274Miss cake did.
>>3600296HAVE YOU SEEN HER? HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN HER HAVING SEX? HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW HOW SEX WORKS IN EQUESTRIA? LAUREN FAUST WORDS DON'T WORK HERE BECAUSE SHE IS NOT THERE.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>3600295RUMP BUMP!
>>3600274Not on-screen, but it is heavily implied in "Secret of My Excess".
>>360030214 more images you fucking retard
>>3600294Was going to type at the moment, guess I missed a word when I changed it.
>>3600306>but it is heavily implied in "Secret of My Excess".What.Fuck off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9opnsHQppc&feature=g-vrec
>>3600307well in that case fuck you too 4chanx, you lying piece of shit
DIAMOND DOGDIUHMUN DOOOG
>>3600308
>>3600315JB pls drawplspls
>>3600306NO NO NO NOGET THE FUCK OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>3600313Depressing.
>>3600315YEAH GALO SENGEN
>>3600306When? WhenSpike hugged Cheerilee?
>>3600313I've fapped to one or two of this guys pics.
>>3600312>>3600328>Twilight: Wow, what a rough night's sleep, Spike. I had the weirdest drea-->Adolescent Spike in his basket
>>3600350Oh god please fuck off.
>>36003500/10
>>3600350Oh...No, fuck that.
You know that what you're reading are just a bunch of dots on a screen right?
>>3600350NO THAT IS NOT RIGHT FUCK OFF
Kill thread time?
>>3600369DYEWTS?
>>3600376
>>3600350Just so we're clear, you are implying that Spike raped Twilight in her sleep?
>>3600376pls do
>>3600383yes, yes he is.
>>3600385HELP ME MOTHERFUCKER
Any new teen >feels lately?
>>3600390
>>3600393>That feel when fuck you___________________________________
Move when ready:>>3600399>>3600399>>3600399>>3600399>>3600399
>>3600383Either that, or she was awake but then thought it was a dream the next morning because it felt so surreal.Either way, she apparently enjoyed it.
>>3600350Your autism knows no bounds.
