Old Horse>>3589462So, how long to you think each ponies sleep each day? How about nap? You think your favorite pony sleep that much?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4
OH BOY MORE HORSE
I would cuddle with Bonbon.
>>3592730Someone should draw Pinkie or something going >Falls
>>3581030oh god my dick
>>3592782Someone should draw LUNA or something going >GRAVITY
>>3592797>dat speedSanic would be disappointed.
Which pony would you share a midnight snack with?
>>3592739When demons have inner demons
Hey Señor CardgageHow are you today?
Hamburger time journal is going into hamburger time for a while.>implying anyone read them anyway
>>3592771>Lets be honest, why would anyone want stick around there? /vg/ is were the games at./vg/ is just too narrow though. The same selection of games over and over again.
>>3592730ugly OCs as always but still quite nice
Squeak?
HOLYCRAPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sDdL4z5qfr4
>>3592835>hamburger time is in hamburger timeWhoa, this hiatus is intense
Weaver confirmed for Fedora/Cowboy hat wearing pudgy nerd with a neckbeard.
>>3592835I read every single one.
>>3592835>I don't read itI need this.
>>3592835Friendoff when?
>>3592835Good choice. Bring it back when we have a firm start date.
>>3592835But I do.
someone watch this and tell me if this pony game is going to be any good. my ears exploded at 1 second.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7WY2YKvTRU
>>3592835Now I'm hungry
anyone else see stephen colbert cosplay as a brown realistic horse on his show tonight?
>>3592835Wait what? Why?
>>3592803Is there a neuromancer game I don't know about?
>>3592835>implying anyone doesn'tThey help keep my sense of sanity in the piss fueled hiatus. Don't you dare think they are meaningless to people. Anyway, I hope you wrap up whatever it is you're doing in Canada, we miss you!
>>3592835but i always read them
>>3592782This gif would be perfect if there was a spaghetti noodle added, wouldn't it?
>>3592782she clearly exhibited that she could kick the pervy guys in prisons asses.
>>3592730>That guitar cutie mark.
>>3592752You Laugh You Lose Thread. GO
>>3592835I'm a bit late handing in my image. Is it going to mess anything up?
>>3592835what, but we do!
>>3592835B-But
>>3592730Animation as good as the show. That's a first.I would love to see something on the show focusing on side characters.
>>3592898>>3592894>>3592892>>3592882Holy shit what the fuck is going on?
>>3592894>>3592898>>3592882>>3592892It's a conspiracy
>>3592888Even if Rarity was a mule, she'd be the cutest, most lovable mule to me
>>3592892>>3592894>>3592898>/b/ tries to raid mlpg like they did in /b/readgl this thread moves too fast to work
>>3592752horses for courses
>>3592730>Bronies are now capable of creating shows.>Full of their OC's.
>>3592910I was actually very impressed with the animation. God damn.
>>3592942Fluttertaur makes my heart want to burst.
have none of you seen the vocational death cruise video?
>>3592942But she not a horse though. That like a double horse, or a horse/pony hybrid.
>>3592956>>3592910Animation is one this. Is it good though in idea?
>>3592942oh man, I almost forgot about FluttertourShe's so cute
>>3592730really wish the maker wasn't a giant arrogant dick though.
>CentaursNo.Those abominations have no place in this world.
>>3592972... what
>>3592730That was....good?Colour me impressed.
>>3592964>nasseHe still around?
>>3592812RD
>>3592993This is coming from a talking train.
>>3592967She part fairy princess and party pony fairy princess
>>3592993>
>>3592730Well, damn. That was pretty good.I'll forgive "Shack that plot" cause damn that thing was smooth.
>>3593003No he hats us.
>>3592837What games are you interested in?
>>3593015>Needing text on your reaction images
>>3592944>Show ends>Bronies use flash skills to create their own shorts and series about their ocs>Quickly goes off the rails and devolves into fetish pandering shows>A sub-genre of wretched "pony vids" are made. Associated with weirdos and it's long forgotten they have any connection with MLPThe future. Brownies aren't going anywhere.
>>3592942>>3592964>>3592967Would you cuddle in bed with Fluttertaur nonsexually?Even if she was a bit too big, taking up most of the space, the covers, pillows and causing a big dip in the mattress?
>>3592972>Animation is one this. Is it good though in idea?What the fuck?
>>3593003That was yesterday or day before doing some request.>>3593052Is that even a question?
>>3593028>needing to use greentexts to explain the context of your image
>>3593040>F:E is made.>Someone dies watching it from start to finish.
>>3593078Isn't that already being done?
>>3593052YES.
>>3593065>Is that even a question?Not really, but its nice to type it out
>>3593088Yes, but it looks like shit compared to the quality on this vid.
Breaking Bad season 5 drinking game: Take a shot every time Mike affectionately refers to Gus' henchmen as "my guys."
>>3593112>3 minutes long>done by one guy>bassicly a month straight of workyeah... a full animation of foe isnt happening.
I want to kill Rainbow Dash and feed her to the other 5
>>3593052Any sane person would, you know that shit would be soft as hell. Plus, if the bed was too small we could just cuddle up close to each other.Goodnight pony.
Heh, I am getting the hang of this new lineart-skipping style. I think I will put some effort into my next piece (the twilight museum request), since after that I will have to go on a long hiatus due to university.
>>3592972>Animation is one this. Is it good though in idea?Rephrase that in English
>>3593144Thank god.
>>3592812Lyra
I hate Rainbow Dash
>>3593040>MLPG makes it's own MLP flash series>We get Thom Yorke to voice Applejack's distant cousin who farms lemons
>>3593166THAT FUCKING MOTH10/10
>>3593166Fluttershy has so many spiderbros.
>>3593166Oh fuck that sent a chill down my spine.
>>3593166HAHA
>>3592944Shit.That guy could get hired on the show proper.
>>3593166>mothsYES
Rainbow Dash should be written off the show
>>3593166You are really good.
>>3593186How could you hate such a pretty pone?
>>3593065>"Anon, please dont.">She's always so embarrassed by her pony parts and feels awkward when you get affectionate with her wings and hooves>You tell her they're so cute, but she cant help but shy up like this>you warp your arms around her human torso, nuzzling her neck, telling her she's beautiful. Every inch of her.
>>3593166That is a cute moth right there. That is awesome work right there.
Rainbow Dash is the worst member of the Main 6.Why does she get so many episodes?
>>3593153Oh man, the thought of this is making me sleepy.
>>3593206>>3593211We moths now.
A new Cutie Mark had appeared, and it's calling wouldn't be denied. Applebloom whimpered as her body obeyed the compulsion to tear the plastic open and awkwardly unfold it between her teeth. It was from her sister's cider-flavored collection.Snips and Snails were already on their backs and waiting to take full advantage of the opportunity. They exchanged leering grins as Applebloom jerkingly shuffled her feet towards them, trying but failing to resist the urge to carry out her new "talent." She could but only tremble as the condom acted like a magnet, pulling her head lower and lower towards Snails...
>>3592812TwilightBring her a snack while she's up studying?Force her to eat something since she's been up for 48 hours straight without much more than a protein bar?Yeah that sounds good
I would turn Rainbow Dash into a living bomb and blow her up
>>3593220I want to into Rainbow Dash.
>>3593207No, because he will open the OC floodgates.>"I bet there are some cloppers on the staff."
>>3593235>>3593211>>3593227>>3593206HERE COMES MLPG'S MOTH OBSESSION
>>3593124It's not even a romhack. That's how shit it is.
>>3593243ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ
>>3593221d'aww
>>3592981Explain what you mean?
>>3593187is that before or after we make the beach episode?
Rainbow Dash kills Moths for fun.
>>3593245What would you bring her, anon?A sandwhich?
>>3593257>implying an animator gets any say in what happens in showIf he thinks that, he will soon get the sack.
Rainbow Dash defecates on Earth Ponies and Unicorns like a bitch
>>3593270It is the beach episodeThom does his dance
>>3593260
Rainbow Dash needs to die.It doesn't need to be violent but she needs to take a dirt nap
>FluttertaurAnd yet there is still no Illithidshy what injustice is this?
>>3593272What about spiders?Spiders are bros.
Rainbow Dash is the cancer killing the show
>>3593280Yes.A Tuna sandwich.Brain food.
>>3593302There's no Satyrlight eitherDamn shame
For the guys who wanted more r63 raribitch, I wrote some more on the dead thread, in case you stopped watching that.
>>3593302But that's a hideous monstrosity.
>>3593303Rainbow Dash rips off the legs of Spiders and drops them off clouds
>trying to purposefully shitpost in mlpgHAHAHA
>>3593303You are responding to someone hating Rainbow Dash right now.
>>3593332>shitpostI see no shitposting.
>>3593332Rainbow Dash laughs as she beats up little children
>>3593303
>>3593303Those guys are cool but fuck they run fast when you're trying to catch them.
>>3593326You should write a fic.
>>3593358Rainbow Dash laughs at crippled pegasi that dreamt about joining the Wonderbolts
>Some Russian chick with 0 friends on last.fm sends you a friend requestwat do
>>3593265If you mean the pic, yes. For some reason, a lot of the pics on ponibooru keep coming up as missing when I click on them.
>>3593303>Fluttershy takes care of spiders.>They are crawling all over her, finding the warm spots under her wings to brood.>She giggles as they move around on her.Rainbow Dash is peeking from several rooms over, scared to even get near 'that' room.Fluttershy starts to move to the room where Dash is, all she hears is screaming as her friend tries to escape.
>>3593388Tell MLPG about it first.
>>3593388>russian chickis she hot?
>>3593285But that's how we got Derpy.
>>3593367The only big-ish spiders I have around where I live are wolf spiders.
Rainbow Dash sexually abuses Fluttershy
Today on a very special My Little Pony....
>>3593397This. MLPGiypb.
>>3593392>not using derpibooruits actually better
Ehat made you smile today MLPG?
>>3593403
>>3593407The girls learn about loss.
>>3593267>you gently rub her big pony ears with your thumbs and index fingers>she buries her face in your chest, trying to hide>you bury your face into the top of her head, breathing in her clean soft hair>you feel hear squeal against your chest, so you stop and gently message her back, working down to the base of her wings>eventually she just falls asleep>once again, you go to bed with her sleeping against you. She's a little heavy because of her size, but you dont mind. She's just so damn cute
>>3593419No he didn't.
>>3593380Maybe it's just an excuse, but my perception is that my writing skills don't really translate well to proper prose. Not saying I can't write better than half the chucklefucks on heroku, but that's a small accomplishment at best. Besides, as it stands I view my erolit as a means to an end. Writing extended shit would break that chain of gratification and make me feel even more autistic than I do already.I do enjoy the praise for being a good little slut though, and MLPG is kind enough to heap it on whenever I'm doing anything better than terrible.
>>3593396I like to think that Fluttershy is immune to nearly all venom and has a cabinet full of antivemon just in case.
>>3593388one of my goals in life is to have sex with russian girl and swedish girl
>>3593437>Pedophile.Think again, pedo!
>>3593438We need more good little sluts like you.
>>3593429>"But I didn't WANT to lose that bit.">"I'm sorry Pinkie... but sometimes things like that happen. We learn to move on and find other bits instead.">"But it was my lucky bit...">*audience awww*
>>3593388I am pretty sure that is a dude.
>>3593418>need an accountNo fuck that hassle.
GOD TEIRMedium hunting spidersDECENT TEIRLarge web spinning spidersLarge hunting spidersFUCK YOU TEIRsmall hunting spidersAnything poisonousOH GOD ITS ON MY FACE TEIRSmall web spinning spiders
>>3593431This is truly warmest and coziest feel.
>>3593459PHILIP!
>>3593285Isnt Faust an animator on all the shows she works on?
>>3593437>not shaving your neck stubble before taking a pictureALSO THE CHILD'S-EYE VIEW DOES NOT HELP YOUR "NOT A PEDO" ARGUMENT.
>>3593475Just use a simple email to log in.
>>3593419Nothing really.Well Yuropoors vs Murrikans and Valvedrones threads on /v/ made me smile a bit. They can never stop can they?
I'm not sure what I should feel about centaurs
>>3593478>Small web spinning spidersThose aren't those little fuckers who always make their webs and single strands of web at eye level are they?
>>3593495I'd be interested to see a centaur other than Moeblobshy.
>>3593437Does he even lift?
>>3593478Where do trap door spiders fit in there?
DORKS
>>3593516Probably not. Look at that elbow squish
>>3592730That was really fucking good. I have to give credit where credit is due, sorry guys.
>>3593510Isn't that one of the reason why its on the OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE TEIR?
>>3593437Gender identity is a social construct
Does MLPG like XTC? http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?bmcouzlgjbro9xt
>>3593510that's how spiders get around you know.
>weaver says he's restarting Boxdog>Isn't updating three times a dayWhat a faggot.
>>3593437What the fuck does that have to do with feminism
>tfw you realize how many people will be Bane for Halloween this year>tfw 99% of them will be dyel>tfw they'll wheel slutty girls dressed as cats anyways
>>3593540not pony
>>3593547Yeah. They use the single strand like something between a drogue chute and a sail, IIRC.
>>3593478But tier Anon, all spiders are poisonous.
>>3593490>/v/>actually talking about gamesAnd this is why I never visit anymore.What happened now anyway? I thought they stopped arguing about Valve and laws
>>3593521that poor cricket
>>3593558It doesn't have anything to do with feminism.But hes a brony so you should not expect him to think.
>>3593536Construct gender is an identity social.
>>3593556What he promised was 3 times a week.
>>3593561dyel as in strong or skinny
>>3593515Well, when an artist going t odo another art request, why not request the artist to art a centaur not Fluttershy? Right now, she the only one with some decent art to her name.
>>3593547Yeah, I know.BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE AT EYE LEVEL.ANNOYING AS SHIT.
>>3593437Is this SB?
>>3593515Aren't you basically asking for anthro?
which pony enjoys anal sex them ost?
>>3593534The animation was great, the song, not so much.
>>3593515I want to see more of yellow autistaur.
>>3593479>wake up in the middle of the night>She's sleeping on top of you, her considerable weight pushing you pretty deep in the mattress. You don't mind, she's soft anyway. >what woke you were her wings, gently flapping. Her hooves are also twitching a little. You know whats happening. She having a dream.>You can't get up. Shes far too heavy for you. So you just gently stroke her hair until you get sleepy again, hoping she's having a good dream
>>3593592Spiders are natures trolls.
You never should have entered Equestria. You never should have made that deal. How could you have know what kind of horror you would become on Equestrian soil. How could you have know that your flames and poisons would murder nearly the entire pony population. You held Twilight in your arms as she both burned and rotted from the inside out. You destroyed what you loved most. Now you are simply a monster ravaging the poor land, sucking the life out of Ponies with your tentacle like teeth when the hunger becomes too much
>>3593574Eh. Fuck 'im. Gotta draw the line somewhere, and arthropods are way below it.
>>3593609>She having a dream.Why did I picture a black woman saying this?
>>3593540Great album
>>3593594Not enough resemblance to Jack Black.
>tfw she will never love you
>>3593561>last year an Applejack came to my door>gave her extra candy
>>3593561>implying I'm not lifting this very moment to be as fit as possible for Halloween
>>3593609>She isn't.
After having my south mouth slammed, he then proceeded to slam my puckered brown eye. I can't wait to lap the creamy load from his love muscle. I awoke the next morning with my wunder down under still dripping. I thought it was over but his chorizo howitzer had other ideas. He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. With his Vince cable hammering deep into my penis pothole, the sensation of his stilton sword smashing my cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
>>3593617But I love the sounds they make, along with grasshoppers and all other mid and late summer musical insects.
>>3593515>moeblobshyOh you're adorable.
>>3593609What happens if you have to take a piss?
>>3593633>not kidnapping her
>>3593663You tell me.
>>3593633Did you tell her she was patrician before insulting her friend who had the gall to dress and fluttershit?
>>3593561>Going to go as a stereotypical old western villain.>Black duster.>Black hat.>Massive handlebar stash.>Rope. (Optional)
>>3593654>butt hurt flutterfag
>>3593574>>3593641Frogs and toads eat crickets. They're not exactly predators.
>>3593676Suddenly flip her off the bed.In all seriousness, try to squeeze my way out from under her.
>>3593302The moment you stepped into her den, it was too late. Foreign thoughts begin to drill into your mind, scrambling your thoughts and dissolving your will. Where horror and physical repulsion at this creature's attempt to appear sexually appealing once dwelt, a simple command begins to ring silently in your ears:"ComeThe creature's tendrils quiver anticipation. She gurgles excitedly and spreads her arms open to welcome you to her heaving bosom. Psychic fishooks manipulate your feet to bring you closer to her embrace, one step at a time...
>>3593687>Still dressing up for Halloween
>>3593572Valve changed the EULA so that the EU new law can't affect them and not be sued or somethingProblem is that EULA means nothing and they can still sue Valve , and Valve still has to allow them to sell games they own because the law overrides the EULA since it isn't a legally binding document.Vavledrones still think that that's not true and even if it was true Valve would stop completely selling in Europe...even though that's like 60% of their total sales
>>3593603>anal sex osthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA
>>3593702>being mindraped by a monsterthis is the best possible thing.
>>3593638>her hooves twitching and wings flapping she's dreaming of running>running away from something terrible>your gently petting only adds more unpleasant sensation to her plight, her dreaming mind interrupting it as something trying to climb on her back >She wakes up with a fright in the middle of the night>You had since fallen back to sleep.>She clutches you a little tighter, drawing your unconscious self face deep into her bosom and wrapping your body with her pony legs
>>3593706Gotta do something at work.
>>3593706I go down to the village every year for the halloween paradeIt's fucking nutz
>>3593688Dude. Be chill.
>>3593714What IS she supposed to look at anyways
Someone please distract me from how much I suck.
>>3593719This is making me want to go to sleep.
>>3593706>not dressing up for HalloweenCome on, it's half the fun.The other half is locking your door and eating all the candy instead of handing it out.
>>3593686No becasue she was actually close to my age and being the chaperone for the kids and I was far too beta
>>3593609>you are rudely awoken by a deep bassy thrum ripping through the mattress>it's suddenly very warm under the covers, and there is a stinky tinge to the air>she's farting>it's so adorable, you can't help but melt inside as she keeps ripping huge punchy farts while still gently slumbering>you pat her head as a particularly powerful fart bursts its way out of her, her face tensing slightly as the fart threatens to wake her up>"Shhh, rest. It's just a fart.">she smiles in her sleep, clearly having heard your voice comforting her>you lie back down as she farts endlessly, smiling as she starts to suckle her little thumb
>>3593706>not dressing up as the cast of Supernatural with your friendsWell, if you did it now it would be bad, but it was cool three years ago.
>>3593776>y-you too
>>3592730Not impressed. A lot of the posing is taken from the show itself. No one here would suck my dick if I traced, so we shouldn't do any different for the bronies who made this.
>>3593687>Going as a vague character>Not a specific one
>>3593782
>>3593755You can draw a pony, right?
>>3593607the song was amazing till the mandofagot had the rap interlude. ugh, why.
>>3593782SUDDENLY, FARTS!
>>3593603Sorry I'm late.
>>3593804like fucking straight-up lifted from the show
>>3593808>not realising that post was satire
>>3593804>pony bodies all have the same base>tracingyou are retarded.
>>3593782>fartfags constantly feel the need to inject their terrible fetish into everything>get mad when people tell them to fuck off
>>3593755It's good to be curious about many things.You can think about things and make believe.All you have to do is think - and they'll grow.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=relmfu
>>3593810I can draw a pony.Just not with any degree of competency though.Just like everything else I do.
>>3593826
>>3593806I don't have the right hat, and like hell if I am shaving off this beautiful goddamn thing.
>>3593833read:>>3593826
>>3593686>>3593776What a fuckign pussy. Casually mention you like the show too. OBVIOUSLY SHE DOES TOO.
>>3592730>i'll never make anything as awesome as thatWHY WAS I BORN WITH NO ARTISTIC ABILITY ASHSAYDGAJDGHAJDGASHJD
>>3593833I actually never seen a fart fag get made
>>3593833They just want to have a gas with us.
>>3592895nigga that's a mandolin
>>3593833Fartfags have been the new wingfags for quite a while now.
>>3593778is that Retsupurae?
>>3593776>she was probably just dressing up as a generic cowgirl for halloween>"oh are you applejack? I like the show too">"applejack? Isn't that a character from that pony show that little girls watch?"
>>3593829posing and actions, numbnuts. like at 45 seconds, where PF has her hands on that blue OC, that shit is directly from pinkie and fluttershy doing that in one episode
>>3593615Your very form drives the weaker-willed t madness upon sight. Your pleas for forgivness are wrapped in language too alien and strange for their minds to comprehend. Your every sob and cry only creates one more pair of bleeding ears.You have become the Other; eldritch and adversarial to reason and Equestria's natural laws.And you are only the first.
we ded
>4chan in charge of working
>>3593702far and ancient, from somewhere beyond the edge of hearing, the voice calls to you, until it becomes a stir of echoes brewing in your head, their silent chants deafening, maddeningwith sightless eyes you stumble forward, and the cacophonous noises coalesce into a single voice that runs through you like an icy wind, cutting straight to your coreAs you approach the yellowed, tentacled form on the floor, words flow through your mind, a toxic river of alien noises come together to mouthlessly speak:"Um, do you think you could house-sit Angel for me for a while? I need someone to look after him while I go check on a family of possums. I'll make it up to you. I mean, if that's all right with you, of course. Pretty please?"
>>3593764>you wake up, feeling great and are semi surprised to find you nose tucked in her sweater>gently, you pull back so you can breath, but find that her grip wont yield despite the fact she's still sound sleep>you just lay beside her, gently rubbing her soft side>Eventually she wakes up, having had a much more comfortable sleep. She nuzzles against your face lovingly>"Another bad dream?">She nods>Want to sleep in?>She nods
Would a centuarshy have the sexual anatomy of a human or a horse?
One of these days it's just not going to come back.
>>3593893
>>3593873woah woah woahWhat's wrong with wings?
>>3593881>Suddenly Anon's candy bucket fires spaghetti all over.
>>3593901I have a pistol with only one shot in it for just such an occasion.
>>3593912They're too creepy for me.
Did anyone else just get a badgateway error? I had to clear cache and such.
>>3593900Neither because she is a cartoon.
>>3593916shooting your computer wont help
>>3593921I got it too. It's just 4chan being awful as usual.
>>3593918Man that shit is creepy.And you want that around your dick.Why.
>>3593920dooks when
>>3593918How can you not like them beautiful wings man.
>>3593896May I humbly suggest MOAR
>>3593930No, the shot is meant for moot.Then I take my place upon his throne.
>>3593822Why is the font rendering so bad?
>>3593921>>3593937Checked status and boards were down for a minute.
>>3593782That level of gas isn't healthy. Likely some kind of digestive problem.
>>3593938Oh... oh god.>Fluttershy will never bash your bishop with her wing fingers
>>3593918Hell you talking about? Those kinds of wings are as close to the show as it can ie normal. They are never as bad as people make out to be.
>>3593840All of the videos in this series are awesome.
>>3593942Soon.2 or 3 days
>>3592740Working on it! In the mean time why not read this side chapter I penned yonks ago, about how Twilight got ready for that fateful dinner. https://docs.google.com/document/d/14SMLRhYpYZ4c-mR2fLV63SengTs9--cOxL4yuBxj8jY/edit
>>3593951Probably Paint(.net)
>>3593897Alright, it's time for bed.
>>3593858Artistic ability isn't genetic. Tenacity, drive, and curiosity might be, though, and you need those to develop "talent."
>>3593978Rainbow Dash stop fucking jumping on your bed you cuntIt's for sleeping and fucking in only
>>3593977or windows without mactype installed
goodnight MLPG
>>3593918Wings are awesome. You gay.
>>3593971Sweet!
>>3593973>>3593973Derp, that's me there. Sorry about the wait, the chapter's turning out a lot longer than I'd planned.
>>3593990what about snuggling?
>>3593922She has to reproduce at some pointI don't want my cartoon to die childless after all;_;
At this point, do we even need Hasbro to make any new episodes? We can do them ourselves.TheLastBrainLeft 5 minutes>wefucking bronies jesus.
>>3593840>Mr. Rodgers would never connect with modern kids.
>>3594027hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
a-anyone wanna play l4d2 with me...
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOUR KIND ISN'T USED FOR LIFE UNDERGROUND
>looking through horse fart videos>see a comment in one>my little pony generalWhich one of you was it.
>>3593896Um, I mean r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.... Um if you want too....[/spolier]
>>3594027Just you wait. A kickstarter will be made for OC and fanon shit. Real animators will be hired.
>>3594032Where was this said?
>>3594019Couch.
>>3594043on xbox?
>>3594019I rushed back as fast as I could from bed when I sensed snuggling to say that snuggling is great.Now it's time for bed.
>>3594047Post the comment or link you fool.Real horses are gross. Not like cute pastel feminine ponies.
>>3594043Maybe.
>>3593890Fuminori Sakisaka plz go
>>3594050>They reach several million.>Turns out it was Faceless.>He runs away with it all.
>>3594061n-no...>>3594072...
>>3594047>One person had to be looking through such videos and left a comment as a joke for another to find on the off chance that someone else was looking through horse fart vids.
>>3594050>kickstarter is made>raises millions upon millions of bronybux>they try to hire studio b with all the money
>>3594083oh well fuck it then
>>3594032C.S. Lewis rebuttal
>>3594043If my shit comp could handle it, I would anon.
>>3593994>>3593951>>3593977Photoshop Elements. How do you fix that?
>>3594083>...Deafdefiler pls go back to whatever you were doing over the past few weeks.
>>3594083Well post a server IP or somethingI can't play with you if you don't give me a way to play together
>>3594032In other words, like cartoons, but dont be a manchild
>>3594084Sometimes I post in long dead threads so that in the future some archive diver will read it and maybe get a laugh.
>>3594082Now there's an idea.Say, MLPG, wanna rip off bronies and split the profits?
>>3594087>animation comes out>its 22 minutes of two ponies on the screen talking>it never shifts away from it>just 2 ponirs talking non stop and occasional background switches.
>>3594070http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQrmvfgDodo
>>3594084The fact that people actively look for videos of horses ripping ass makes me lose slightly more faith in humanity.
>>3594043Sure I'd l->haven't reinstalled since reformatFUCK.
>>3594090>C.S. Lewis rebuttalBoth statements are true though. If you combine both you get this lesson:>>3594101>In other words, like cartoons, but dont be a manchild
>Jerry Springerhttp://www.facebook.com/JerrySpringer/posts/10150839643672824
>>3594118>Taratino directs it
>>3594053It wasn't
>>3594083I'd love to play L4D2 with you Fluttershy, but I only have L4D.
>>3594129Welcome to several hours ago, anon.
>>3593978>"Fluttershy, we should probably get up now. It's almost noon. Arent you hungry?">"Just.....five more minutes. Please?">She rubs the side of your cheek, her very soft hand bristling your morning stubble. >"Ok. Five more minutes.">The two of your are out in two
>>3594122I stick to things that matter when judging human beings. You know, genocide and oppression and such. How people get their kicks isn't really a big deal to me.
Would you?http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/890679#search=cold-blooded-twilight
>>3594129>Are you a brony and your lover objects? Call Gina at 1-877-735-3779Please tell me this didn't actually happen
>>3594118So... Waiting for Godot?I'd watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBSWTJC8TMI[VGCY][VGW]
>>3594091>having a computer that can't handle l4d2
>>3594053It's a fake quote.
>>3594153God no.
>>3594001Cosmo plsporfis
>>3594160Brony isn't censored here, anon. In fact, I'm pretty sure it was only ever censored on /b/...That's pretty suspicious, anon.
>>3594160Even if they don't get anyone they'll just hire actors.
>>3594129>>3594160Jerry Springer is still on the air? I haven't heard about that show for a decade.
>>3594150>tfw no other warm body to help keep you comfy through the night
Yo wtf, Hamburger Journal is on Hamburger Time? This is too much man, I can't take it. This Hiatusception!
>>3594172
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4Why is this person not on the animation team for the show yet.I mean.Seriously.Holy fuck.
>>3594168>how to take a screenshotevery time
>>3594167It's a laptop. I only play LoL and consoles anyway.
>>3594197Read the thread nignog.
>>3594188Yeah, it's still going strong.It's good watchin'. I like Maury Povich, too.
>>3594197A) 2slowB) The animation isn't actually as good as in the showC) Brony shit
>>3594168>9 hours left>on 83mbI hope that's a photoshop.
>>3594191Sorry Anon, just not up for it right now.
>>3594167>implying it's a computer and not a laptop>implying it's not just the connection instead of the hardwareI'm not that guy, but the last time I tried playing L4D2 with other people, I was lagging so badly it was more luck that I actually shot anything at the right time than planning. That's to say nothing of the heat generated by the thing, even with a cooling fan tacked onto it.I can't even run Metro 2033 at the lowest settings. I weep for my lost money and inability to play with others.
>>3594129>The General goes.>Makes Bronies look like some of the most vile, toxic cults the world has witnessed.>We all apparently have tuplas that are having an orgy in the middle of the stage.
>>3594168>Gay sex WITH HATS ON
>>3594167My laptop:>4 Gb ddr2>2.0 Ghz dualcore>500Mb video cardCould it handle it?
>>3594197>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4Because he's not Filipino and can't be paid $3/hour for a white collar job.Also most of their assets are already built, so they just have to move shit around and use pre-made cycles and animations.
>>3594227;_;morale: nonexistant
>>3594227>Morale: Very LowTROUBLE
>>3594237Maybe.Graphics card is the limiting factor.Try it and see.
>>3594227I don't understand
>>3594225Nope.Internet cut out mid download.
>>3594227What's up mah server.
>>3594227Shit, Leth, do I need to hugbox you so you don't unplug yourself?
>>3594237>2.0 Ghz dualcore>500Mb video card
>>3594242>Morale: SHIT'S GOING DOWN YO
>>3594227>Morale: WHAT MORALE?
>>3594238The actual animators on the show are American right? And all the grunt work is done in the Philipines?
>>3594252Isn't the last day for Friendoff today? I assume Leth and the others are organizing the stuff with all the submission they have.
Which pony would you travel the Mojave wasteland with?
>>3594242Leth don't want no trabble.
>>3594274Canadian.
>>3594280Epplejeck.
>>3594274Not entirely sure where the line is drawn. I know the storyboard artists are Canadian.Anyone want to correct me?
>morale>nonexistentWell, thanks guys. Even leth can't take your shit anymore.
>>3594263Laptop is 5 years old. I broke the screen, and the keypad. It's still going strong. Deal with it.
>>3594280Rarity
>>3594231>Bronies get banned from everywhere.>MLPG goes down in a blaze of glory.>Season 4 is canceled.>The timeslot is replaced by reruns of season 3.5
>>3594296YEAH FUCK THESE GUYS
>>3594280I'd want a unicorn with survival skills, none of which I know from the show exist.
>>3594296If it makes you feel better, it has nothing to do with MLPG.You guys are still great.
>>3594167f-fuck you ;_;
>>3594300I bet you can still see most of your screen :V
>>3594150>She stretches her wings as she steps out of bed.>Or at least tries to; they shudder halfway up as she lets out a quiet whimper>"Ow...">"You okay?">"O-Oh I'm fine..." she says in an apologetic tone as she tucks her wings back in to her sides.>"I guess I just...slept on my wings funny..."
>>3594280Bullet Lesbian.I will never get injured.
>>3594274Studio B which does the primary animation is in Vancouver, Canada...I think.
>>3594280My mind instantly went to Fluttershy because I'm a hapless Flutterfag oh god what have I done that would be terrible for herNo but seriously probably Applejack.
>>3594316FUCK YOU LETH WE LOVED YOU AND TRUSTED YOUI'm sorry bro I hope everything is ok
>>3594177>spoiler>/b/
>>3594189>You both have the whole day to yourselves, so you have more then enough time>Eventually around noon you cant take it anymore, despite how warm and inviting she is>You get up, having to hear her moan and clutch to you, forcing you to peel her off you>You make up for it by making the two of you a nice little breakfast. The wonderful smell is just whats needed to draw her sleepy self out of bed and by your side in the kitchen. >She wraps her arms around you from behind, practically melting into you as you fry up the eggs>"It smells wonderful.">You lean your head back and sneak a quick little kiss>"It'll be done in just a minute."
>>3594300>not upgrading every yearWhat do you people even spend your money on? Hookers, blow and pony toys?
>>3594321He could be connecting it to another monitor or a TV actually. I broke my laptop before this way and used another screen for a while.I eventually ponied up the $70 and bought a replacement from some guy in China though.
>>3594177Weird I kept getting the "Our system thinks you're spamming" message
>>3594348Dragon dildos.
>>3594242PANIC
>>3594342>No rules.>But we won't do that.
>>3594348I spend my money on CDs because I just love lookin at that sweet collection
somebody stream a movie or something
>Friend-off submission time>Didn't do any changes I wanted to do>Still in sketch phase.>Turn it in anywayI feel horrible.
>>3594348Im not a hacker like you anon.
>>3594280Applejack. Definitely not Pinkie Pie. Or Rarity for that matter.
>>3594369i did the same thingholy shitthis friendoff sucks
>>3594369I hope nobody gives you grief for it
>>3594348>having money
So.. who wants to write the replacement hamburger journal?
>>3594099i don't know how to do thisi'll just pretend the computer is you guys
>>3594369You are an awful awful awful person.I hope you get a rough outline with bulletpoints in return.
>>3594369
wanna ask but I just stareCan I run my hands through your carwash hair
>>3594348>Upgrading more often than every 5-6 yearsdo winfags really do this?
dem ponys sleepin'
>>3594377oh you
>>3594369I'm pretty sure Leth will give you a day or two anyways.
>>3594316PANIC
>>3594372mess with the best die like the rest
>>3594369>>3594376You pieces of shit. Where is your motivation
>>3594369>my face
>>3594387What's your steam ID, feggit
>>3594389>I hope you get a rough outline with bulletpoints in return.shit status: misplaced
>>3594382I WILL!!!!!!!
>>3594367i could go for a movie. someone stream last unicorn.
>>3594410Oh god. That series
>>3594417Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>3594392I sure as hell don't. The last laptop I had ran on XP and lasted me four years before it fell and broke.I expect this one to last at least that long, if not longer. because I don't have a job to get it replaced.
>>3594374>not Pinkie PieBut she'd keep your spirits up while in such a terrible place
>>3594382hamburgay day yesterday+1I just got here but the general was probably really shitty today, since it always ismorale: gayhorsefucking levels: pretty damn gayall in all a pretty gay day
>>3594280Fluttershy: Personal pack mule and Casino security would never check her for weapons
>>359438911/10
>>3594436PERFECTION
>>3594411dont try to play with faceless, he thinks he is better than everyone else.
>>3594436You forgot your trip, Leth!
>>3594382MLPG hamburger time journal: Day 101Horsefucking levels: take a fucking guessMorale: okayMore Jerry Springer talk, haven't bothered watching that show in years. Hopefully bronies do manage to go on and make asses out of themselves for our amusement. Friend-off soon fellow MLPGers. Other than that, nothing of any particular importance comes to mind.
>>3594441Would security check for weapons in their mareginasCould you keep contraband in there
>>3594411http://steamcommunity.com/id/Mallister
>>3594389I wouldn't be offended by that actually, I did work on a 31 panel comic that was the max size that sai would allow me to work on. But I still think I could've done more. ;_;
Did you like You are Umasou?
>>3594453I vote this one.Good work anon
Is it over? Can I get off Mr. Pone's Wild Ride?
>>3594451HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAis this real?
>>3594451>everyone elseThinking you're better than Nanaki is hardly an uncommon sentiment around here.
>>3594470no, i have seen it too many time
>>3593921Nothing on my end.>>3594392Depends what you mean by upgrading. Parts can and will die out, so I often replace RAM and HDD's. Graphics card have gone out. I've been through three mobo's in the same year.Also, my keyboard JUST DIED. The letter that comes after O is not working.
>>3594478Yes and nanaki is mad.
>>3594451Well, that's a problem because I know I am better than Faceless.I shall add him and we will hatefuck one another.
>>3594477NOPE, RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>3594464You had thirty days.
>>3594470There's a movie and a TV show.What's up with that? Which one do I watch?
Glitter Glue you should Ruby Quest with Ponies
Also further proof that WoW is nothing more than a black hole that sucks in productivity like Tara sucks in attention at a Brony convention, I have drawn nothing since the beginning of last week.Maybe I should fuse BugsAnon and Batman together into some unholy deity to motivate me to work on my shitty art.
>>3594456>can't addWhat did you even do?
>>359445150/10 get fucked nanaki
>>3594481Remind me again why we hate him so much?Aside from the whole furfag thing?
>>3594451>WoflNanakiIt's a pretty normal reaction..And it's more than just a few people.
>>3594369It is too late for Knighty to put up the page, we also agreed to give latecomers some freedom in submitting. About two days delay.
>>3594514>WoWDo people still do that?
Guys, I think Tara is gonna get fired from the show.She's bringing TOO much attention to herself.
>>3594453It's shit.
>>3594514>playing WoW past BC>hell, playing WoW at all
>>3594470Yeah, I also liked autism hen too.
>>3594502Yeah, why do you think I feel bad about it. Procrastination is my worst enemy even if people said I started early enough. Fuck.
>>3594530people just hate him because he's a furfag, i know because i used to hate him too
>>3594549Dooks, how do I into mixing?
>>3594530its all the massive furfag thing>>3594533you are a pretty cool chap on the other hoof
>>3594530Pretty much. Nanaki's a whipping boy. Faceless is genuinely awful.
>>3594454If you want to smuggle shit across borders you need the pink pony. Not only can she pull an entire cannon out of hammerspace, she keeps streamers and confetti in her nasal cavities.
>>3594548>>3594542At least it's not costing me anything. Molten WoW, 3.3.5a.
>>3594514Here's some fucking motivation:That fucking impregnation pic you did is the only pic I've been able to get off to since it first got posted. Please for the love of god draw more. I will praise your name every time I jerk it if you do.
>>3594558No, I hate him because he's an attention whore.I could care less what he jerks his man meat too.
>>3594545YOU'RE SHIT.I THOUGHT I DID AN OKAY JOB.
>>3594481The whole steam group has evolved into an inaccessible circlejerkbetter to just let them do their thing and not get your panties in a knot whenever they act like morons>nanaki's musky panties
>>3594563Mixing like "music mixing" as DJ? Or mixing as "mastering a song" ?
>>3594577>I could care less
>>3594543That would be neat.
>>3594543So we'd only lose Twilight's voice...So not much really. I mean yeah I would be annoyed as fuck because the voice change. I hate when that stuff happens but they could get a new VA easily``.
>>3594583Second one.Well, mixing and mastering are separate, but still.
>>3594530I'm tryin to fap to good old american furry transformation porn and suddenly a shitty Nanco drawing comes in and just ruins the whole good time for everybody
>be on CR>bluescreen>integrated webcam no longer workswaiwaitwaitWHAT
>>3594543>Tara Strong fired>They get an African American chick to voice Twilight
>>3594530Remind me again why we hate AB so much?Aside from the whole childporn thing?
>>3594574
>>3594584About the cake.
>>3594610>furry=childporn
>>3594609So, Cree Summer?
>>3594623
>>3594558>>3594564>>3594567Call me crazy, but this sort of makes Faceless look like an asshole more than it makes Nanaki look pathetic.And I don't even like him.
>>3594623Sweetie looks like a dog
>>3594548>tfw ponies broke me from that game.>ftw I was a main healer, my absence caused the guild to fall apart and is now just a PvP guild.>tfw I logged on and was still in the guild, months later.>Note is the only one in the guild with DKP on it.
>>3594610>aside from the whole childporn thinglel
>>3594610Who hates AB for that?I just hated the way he'd always come on whining about how terrible he was at art and how he was never going to get better at it.
>>3594610Mostly just ross thought for once that he wasn't the most hated faggot here. So he samefagged bitching about AB.Ross is still worse.
>>3594623NOTHAT'S NOT HOW AGE SWAPPING WORKSYOU HAVE TO AGE UP SWEETIE BELL'S FACE AND AGE DOWN RARITY'S GOD DAMN IT
>>3594600Oh, what do you need man?My mixing abilities are a bit poor, but shoot away!
nothing to see here
>>3594639Faceless IS an asshole.Like, intolerably so.
>>3594610That's a bad analogy and you know it.
>>3594580>inaccessible circlejerkI see new folks access the circlejerk all the time. Sure, no one knows your name at first, but no one's gonna run you out of the TF2 server for having an unfamiliar name.
>>3594611Not that anon, but yes you should draw more impregnation stuff.Shit's hot yo.
>>3594610Didn't AB avatarfagging that Khajiit from that shitty web comic?
>>3594533So we have two extra days?
>>3594652thats exactly what the picture is are u actually retarded?
>>3594674
>>3594639You're not crazy at all.This makes Faceless look way worse.Like he's still in Junior High or something. "Other people don't like you, so I don't like you either!" Really? He's like Diamond Tiara or something.
>>3594674You know what's hotter?Birthing + newborn Foal slaughter
>>3594672They might if you don't have a mic or didn't memorize the "thank you medic" voice commands well enough to do it as second nature.
>>3594348>What do you people even spend your money on? Hookers, blow and pony toys?I survive on 22,000 dollars a year. Somewhat comfortably. I'm a neet who has serious anxiety issues. Although I do like volunteering. I only have 3,500 in the bank and I can't waste that on new computers. >>3594356>>3594321I have it hooked up to my projector and a keyboard now. I will buy a proper screen tomorrow.
>>3594677Yep.
>>3594653Just advice in general. I know to cut low and high on guitar, and give stuff its proper place in the mix, but other than that I'm really bad at it.
>>3594657Deafdefiler is such a joyless cunt that he makes playing mafia with Faceless a delight.
>>3594675Yes. Yes he did.
>Laying in bed with Fluttertaur, enjoying each other's loving affection>She has your held close to her with both her human and pony limbs in the weird way she can>You gently rub the base of her back, messaging her tense muscles with the tips of your fingers >She starts kissing your bare chest, her impossibly soft lips touching everywhere from your neck to your navel>You try not to giggle, afraid that it would embarrass her >Eventually she tires her self out and falls asleep, her gentle breathing tickling your skin every time she exhales >She just so cute. You wish nights would last longer
>>3594530Apparently we don't like Nanaki because other people don't like Nanaki.
>>3594633>Twilight starts talking like Exevutor Selendis.
>>3594697This
>>3594623>>3594635>1 and then 3Is there any 2?Dammit I have this pictures but never found 2WHY WOULD THE SECOND ONE BE 3 IF THERE'S NO 2
>>3594686more like Silver Spoon
>>3594606Might be your MOBO, bro. I've seen lenty of webcams sto working, but they never cause a BSOD. Have you tried re-installing the driver at least?Also, I use Google's icassa rogram to test them out. Give it a try.
>>3594675>Shitty web comicNow hold on just a second
>>3594717HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT
>>3594718>le bobcut brony
>>3594717I forgot to save 2FUCKI'll ask Sangiunius if he still has it when he's back from Ireland
>>3594688>Thanking medics>Anyone playing medichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5FrNjCVmHs
>>3594723that shitty coloring is painful
>>3594704RCH plsplspls
>>3594720it's a laptop. Yes, i've tried reinstalling the drivers, but it can't find the webcam when it tries.It's a thinkpad if that helps.
I've been working on an illustration of Twilight pleasing herself in her bedroom, and am at a point where I could really use some input. The original idea was to set it at nighttime (when everyone else is asleep), but after experimenting with a more colourful daylit variant, I'm not so sure anymore.Which of these two colour palettes does /mlp/ prefer? Perhaps I should strike a compromise with a dusk/dawn variant?
>>3594742FUCK YOU
>>3594675>didn't AB avatarfaggingWhat am's you to says?
>>3594748top
>>3594737what?
>>3594748Top
>>3594748I like the night one better. Easier on the eyes.
>>3594742>Get called RCH>Am actually a namefagfeels weird, yo
>>3594742I didn't do it.
>>3594748>socksI like it alreadyGo for the top
>>3594543She'll get warned long before that. Until this point it seems they never have had an issue with her.
>>3594752PLS DON'T STOP
>>3594687
>>3594776Then put on your name stupidfag. What did I say 2 nights ago?
>>3594777ah well, it was worth a shot
somebody stream something damn it
>>3594776Aspirant?
>>3594741Hey fuck you too buddy
>>3594691How do you get the 22k?
>>3594744Take it back to the sho then, if you have a warranty. At most, you should get a disconnect warning with a bad webcam, not a BSOD
>>3594799WHADDYA WANT
>>3594798FUCK YOU NOW I'M HUNGRY
>>3594610>Aside from the whole childporn thing?
>>3594802no, he's also a tripfag
>>3594794>>3594802NoIf I put it on now I'd feel like I'm attention whoring. Wouldnt you rather just more cute Fluttertaur ?
>>3594762>>3594771>>3594775>>3594780Top it is, then. It should be finished in a day or two.
>>3594839yes
>>3594810movie, show or drawing, I'll take anything
>>3594798That look like one tasteful pizza. That cheese looks thick.
>>3594511I want him to do a pony quest
>>3594836...Nathan?
this friendoff is gonna blow
>>3594850YOU GET NOTHING
It's late.I'm tired.I played CoC for five hours.I wanna draw.
>>3594862When do the pony-or-die results come out? I want to see what bizarre shit came out of my story.
can I just submit the same thing to the friendoff as last time and pretend i'm not a lazy asshole?
>>3594850Little Shop of Horrors?
>>3594748there's too much eye bleeding day porngo with the top
>>3594884Call of...?
I've been evaluating your quarterly performance reviews, and I find myself questioning how I allowed things to reach this point. This clearly isn't working out for either of us. There's no easy way to phrase this so I'm just going to come out and say it.Anonymous, you're fired. Clear out your desk and turn in your pony. If you're not out of the building by five, Security will escort you from the premises.
>>3594884Draw a pony
>>3594897Cocks.
>>3594897corruption of champions I think
>>3594885I think it comes at the end of August.
>>3594902YMBNH, Corruption of Champions.
>>3594897Corruption of Champions
>>3594884>>3594897Corruption of ChampionsMore or less this >>3594911
>>3594902STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKEWE'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING TAKE THIS TREATMENTYOU CAN TAKE MY JOB, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY PONY
>>3594890I think people -might- notice
>>3594936>-might-
>>3594695Uhh, the most I've learned about this is for electronic music, I'm gonnal list some tips, see if that helps!-Green/Yellow = Good -Red = BAD-If you want a more potent Kick drum, try layering 2 or 3 different kicks from any sample pack, with the ones with a lot of low frequencies, filter them the high ones, do the other way around with the ones with mid frequencies.-Kick drums should peak between -6 and -8db.-ALWAYS sidechain the bass to the kickdrum-If everything else fails, add Ozone in the master track, and let it do the trick.
>>3594902>Implying I don't own the building.>Implying the floor is not lava.>Implying security will listen to you because of the mind altering drugs I put in their coffee rendering me as their hivemind.>Implying I am not this entire building.>Implying you are not fired instead.
>>3594936>implying people looked at my last picit's the perfect plan
>>3594947My god, it's Space Station 13 with ponies.
>You will never get a Hearts and Hooves card
>>3594946bleep bloop
>>3594936>implying anyone pays attention to the Friend-Off
>>3594945/might/>>3594963I thought it looked nice. It matched the part of the story you took it from.
>>3594849>One night she tentatively asks if she could be the big spoon>That is, cause she's kinda bigger then you are. But only if you're ok with that. And only if you really are, not just saying that cause she asked, cause she'd feel guilty for making you>You tell her its fine and you'd love to >The two of you lay together>Her pony legs warp around your legs and midsection>Awkwardly, her arms warp around your head, holding you close to her chest>Your ears are sandwiched in her large, soft breasts. They feel very warm, maybe because of your ears or her general embarrassment about it >Eitehr way, you think this is probably the best way to rest in bed
>>3594972>you will never have a shmoopy bear
>>3594976> It matched the part of the story you took it from.shit, he knows
>>3594973beep bop bleeeep
>>3594897A fun game, where you are a pure and righteous demon slayer.
>>3594972
>>3594973http://snd.sc/Om4lpvboop beep
>>3594748>>3594748THEFORMLPGANON IS THAT YOU! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL
I want P/D results NOW
>>3594974Don't be such a stick in the mud.
>>3594567I would whip Nanaki.
>>3595011beep boop bip
>>3594985>You will never get poisoned by the local kids.
>4chan keeps going down>"Man moot is such a fucking faggot. Fix the server idiot!">"Now I'll just go back to browsing with 1 second auto-update!"
Are we posting CoC now
>>3595041>average thickness
>Sorry babe, couldn't find the marker. Please wait a minute or two for the index to update.
PICTURE PERFECT PONAE
>>3595039u mad? he mad.
why isn't anybody streaming yet
>>3594227>>3594316>>3592835Leth, please don't into depression.
>>3595048I know, she should be a bit thicker, but hey.
>>3595011>>http://snd.sc/Om4lpvthat didn't go beep at all
>MFW threads on /v/ talking about bronies are always taken down when I see themWhat is it with their mods?
You guys should look outside tonight. It a full moon. You can look at it and know that somewhere another crazy horsefucker is looking up too. Now to make this post worthwhile, gimme a pone to pretend to snuggle tonight.
>>3595083Go to the bakery
>/v/ thread on Kotaku critizing Steam>turns into a debate on Nazis, diversity and feminism.
Ugh i just spent 2 hours rewatching that magics flash animation and realizing how inadequate my art is and how i'm never going to get anywhere with it. the realizations of how much of a failure I am are startling and i just cant take this. so long mlpg.
>>3595098But then I'd have to raise my shades
>>3594654I naturally assumed it was incest at first and then wondered why the tail was pink.
>>3595098Why not the Princess of the Night?
So MLPG, what would you do if you got a secret admirer card while living in ponyville? What would you do if you finally deduced it was from your least favorite pony?
>>3595020You wanna fight?
>>3595098Photo Finish
>>3595098This one.
>>3595126I would simply explain that the barn door doesn't swing that way, and I'm not interested.Sorry.
>>3595126Why the fuck would Dash be all girlie girlie on me?
>>3595090/v/ has a raging hateboner for all things colorful, fun, and/or cute, and it's best to keep such discussion away from them so as not to distract from on-topic videogame related discussion
>>3595126But I don't know who my least favorite pony is D:
> tfw Apple has GG in Skype
>>3595121She was last night. >>3595131This will work. But I'm going to pretend it's Dash in disguise but she can't break cover.
>>3595138Pfff, It wouldnt be hard to tell the card was from RD. She'd be very aggressive in the note.
>>3595140>on-topic videogame related discussion
>>3595140Actually this time it wasn't rage or hate, they were talking about Jerry Springer and how a brony episode would go, it was hilarious
>this feel
>>3595098>tfw no moonDamn cities, being full of skyscrapers and shit.
>>3595090/v/ has mods?But seriously, maybe it's because it's not vidya
>>3595149>You wil never look upon GG's face
>>3595108>developers and online retailers Valve have announced changes to Steam's subscriber agreement that seek to prohibit users from filing lawsuits against the company>they think that user agreements last more than half a second in court!
>>3595163We need one with a keyboard.>"What is write?">"How do make words good?"
>>3595155"Tonight you are taking me to dinner and a movie. Afterwards we are going back to your place for coffee. Oh and you're paying."
>>3595173>"Did thou honestly think we did not NOTICE thee staring at the Royal Derriere?"
>>3595126I would rape her so bad, so then she would stop stalking me.
>>3595155Well again, I find it hard for her to write an admirer card that isn't a Wonderbolts. What the hell does she want in a human anyways?
You and your favorite pony are given a pair of potions. If you drink them then look into each others eyes, you will acquire each others deepest, most depraved fetishes and your bodies will transform to best satisfy them. They get your fetishes and you get theirs.Do you drink? What happens?
>>3595162Oh fuck wait, found it:http://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/149297737/#q149297737
>>3595196>tfw they phased out the slapping of the royal ass
>>3595173Hey her butt doesn't splotch that wayDoes it? Fuck I hadn't seen LE in a while
>>3595193She would take your rejection as a challenge.And then, when it finally hits her.Crippling depression.
>>3595204we turn into applejack and big mac
>>3595138But that sounds so cute.
Guys.Stop going to /v/.It's unhealthy, not related to video games, and Bob Ross would not approve of their loud mannerisms.
>>3595204she turns into a snake and eats me
>>3595204Yes. We're able to satisfy each other's wildest dreams and we probably never leave the bedroom.
>>3595196>It's going to happen in Luna Quest.
>>3595196>Luna Points -10
>>3595213No, Luna is canon lankiest pony.
>>3595204she grows very very very tall
>>3595204YesNothing changesBecause my biggest fetish is love
>>3595135>Give DT a hug>She tries her damnedest to convince herself she's not enjoying it>It doesn't work
>>3595229Friday night correct?
>>3595222So which pony is into vore? Remember, she gets yours but you get hers too.
>>3595204Twilight turns into Twilight, and I develop a deep understanding of erotic magic theory.Yes, this is acceptable to me.
well, this is interestinghttp://fried-mango-slushies.tumblr.com/post/28468338962/my-ten-year-old-sister-has-recently-discovered
>>3595137>"Uhm... Well, I... Oh...">"O-okay..."
>>3595237Nothing changes to her. You could still gain a prehensile penis.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3595242Yeah, as long as Asspirate's move goes well.
>>3595204I turn into the wonderbolts. She turns into a sexy human girl
>>3595255Better I cut off all hope than he suffers in vague doubt and gets hurt worse down the line.
>>3595217>she stays up late trying to come up with the right message to write>the trash can by her desk is filled with crumpled up papers>it has to be perfect>it has to be something he would like
Finally emailed my friend-off entry.God damn.
>>3595185>Despite the complaints from consumer advocates, mandatory arbitration clauses aren’t going away. This month, the Supreme Court ruled 8 to 1 in favor of CompuCredit, overturning a decision by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit that cardholders could sue the company. The customers filed their class-action lawsuit after discovering that their Aspire Visa cards, which were marketed to people with poor credit scores, came with a lot of hidden fees. Consumers complained that a card promoted as having an upfront $300 credit line was hit with initial fees totaling $257, leaving them with not much of an available balance.http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/supreme-court-backs-binding-arbitration-agreements/2012/01/16/gIQAg4LuGQ_story.html
>>3595240>Implying she doesn't get hugged all the time.>Her dad works full time, hell, sometimes pulls 80 hour weeks.>He jokingly tells the staff in a meeting that the building is a second home to him.>Diamond Tiara learned how to tuck herself in.>Her blanket almost feels like a hug.
>>3595240>"I guess it's alright if you like warm...soft...loving-oh who am I kidding?!">she buries her face in your chest>"It's wooonderful!"
>>3595296;_;She's still got her best gal pal Silver Spoon right?
>>3595302>mfw writefags
>Playing ff3>get to castle city>find all that dragoon gear>enough for 4 people>Fucking dragoons. Sell it all.>finally change everyone to a dragoon>no armor>still winI enjoy grinding
>>3595254We need some fanart for this little girl.
anyone have good sideboob pic of pony, that is my fetish. (no anthro please)
>>3595137>>3595137You... disappoint me, spartan.
>>3595293Fucking Supreme Court. Yet another basic right turned over to business.
17 panels later and we still haven't reached the porn yet. jesus what the hell brain, you tricked me into illustrating an entire fic again.
>>3595333Oh god. Does this stuff actually end up on the front page? What horrors have been innocently let loose on the world in this way?
>>3595333Under 1000000 to go.
>>3595126>FluttershyRape her, she's too shy to say anything.
>>3595041>placed between your cheeks where it belongsCan it... Like... Move?
>>3595306Sure.And they have Wednesdays.And that photo album...
>>3595344My penis cannot wait.
>>3595348>people get dj acid on their front page
>>3595344A fic that doesn't exist. How do you go about planning all that anyway? Do you write it down or just have it all in your head?
>tfw "verified by visa"Why the fuck does a legitimate ecommerce security scheme break all the rules of "not looking like a scam"?
>>3595364I've not seen it move... but I wouldn't doubt some furfag is writing something for it right now.
>>3595296>her father is never around>she doesn't even remember her mother's face>she has all the money and power that she could ever need>but none of it can compensate for the lack of the one thing she really wants
sugarcube~
>>3595373it's all in my head. i have a stupid ammount of stories/image ideas in my head.
>>3595344when he was dancing for her while he wore the horse panties you better have shown his boner flopping around.
>>3595360>"P-please--! Please stop! Y-you're-- h-hhhurting me...!"
>>3595383Probably.Just odd that they'd have that there if you couldn't have it migrate up your back or something weird.
>>3595370>we have spawned a new generation of fetishfags
>>3595385a nice rough dicking provided by yours truly? I think arrangements can be made
>>3595390If only you could illustrate any of them competently
>>3595401you're not very good at this...
>>3595402Oh snap.
>>3595395>You will never make Fluttershy orgasm as you rape her.>You will never coo and tell her that she must love it.
>>3595390I know that feel man.And I'm still in the middle of doing one myself...when do you think you'll be done?
>>3595344>>3595344>17 panels>still no pornthat's a long warm upprobably i will end up fapping before panel 10 othewise my balls will get blue
>>3595402SOMEONE GET THE COOLING SALVEBECAUSE WE GOT A SICK BURN ON OUR HANDS
>>3595420:(
>>3595385>Implying she can forget her mothers face.
>>3595402> competentlyit's just a matter of time as my skill improves.
>>3595410oh please I'm a pro at thisahemyeah girl you like my big dick in your tiny horse butt don't youshh, let my penis do the talking baby oh yes that is the good stuffoh god I am ejaculating inside you! that was nice, keep the change
>>3595438Pinkie would make a great Butt Pirate.Stealing butts from everyone, all to have the greatest pile of booty in the world.
>>3595402and what have you done exactly? show us.
What if ponies could combine?
>>3595439Implying her mother didn't die during childbirth.
Go to sleep.
>>3595457>if you aren't a great artist your feedback is invalid
>>3595457>drawfag defense forceAs much as I hate the insults, I think tiara is a big boy (girl?) and can handle idiots.
THIS MADE ME RAGE SO HARD! because of roflbot
>>3595438YES.
>>3595463Whoa whoa whoa whoa...We are clashing fanons here.
>>3595468it's kinda funny but it's always the non artists who use this defence. always.
>>3595423hey, i told you last time to make the handwriting better. its still shit you dumpass.
>>3595464Ventriloquist's dummies are spooky enough without eye shadow. Goddamn.
>>3595457Don't start this argument again.
>>3595468>call something shitthats not feedback but an opinion.
>>3595484Now imagine it's a ball-joint doll.
>>3595474heh>autogif
>>3595483What's this from?
>>3595479I'm thinking teen human DTdifferent fanon from pony DT with her crazy mom
>>3595344I don't mean to be rude but you don't have the technical skill level to be producing erotic art. You need a lot of work on your skills. Good art takes LOTS of practice, and if you want it to actually be sexually appealing, you need to be REALLY good.There are so many fucking people out there that start drawing because they "wanna draw porn" and just start doing it right off the bat without studying anatomy, rendering, inking, composition, or any basic skills. They just draw awful porn and count that as "practice." These people make horrible shit for the rest of their lives and never improve.If you pull out the "but I'm already a famous brony artist" card I swear I will hunt you down and end you.
>>3595482"If you cant do as good or better then your opinion is invalid" is a common logical fallacy. That means it makes no sense even if it can be used to shut those who think less or feel more up with ease.Dear god, stop the trolling.
>>3595254>Every thing was better but pinkies cupcakes never tasted the same.AHAHAHHAHAHA hilarious
>>3595483;_;I'll re-adjust all the text, sorry.God I wish Sai had a text input thingy
>>3595385>The housekeeper has been working for Filthy Rich since before his daughter was born.>She's watched Diamond grow up - she remembers when she had a more innocent light in her eyes, before another one slowly began to replace it, after she lost her mother, and her father started working such long hours.>She knows that look - it's the look of someone who's hurting inside, but doesn't dare admit it.>She's said several times that if she ever wants to talk to someone, she only needs to ask.>In four years, she's not had one conversation with Miss Diamond that's lasted more than a minute.>But she's sure Diamond will come around when she's ready.
> all that waste of the effort on a shitty anthro
GTA 4 - Dinosraurs modhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2crz9n6xe0&feature=g-u-uHow hard would ti be to make a pony mod? And then create custom landscape, storyline and such?
>>3595519it does, MS uses it.
>>3595514can you make one with just Scoots eyes bugging out like that?
>>3595464>7.22 amIs there any point now?
>>3595501>I'm thinking teen human DTOk.Sorry about the confusion.I had no idea the lore of teen Dt expanded that much.When are we gonna do some fics?
>>3595514Cute
>>3595527who cares?
>>3595527You're essentially talking about developing an entirely new game in a pre-existing engine.So, hundreds of thousands of man-hours over multiple years.
>>3595447Everything you draw is horrifying beyond belief, and shows no sign of changing
>>3595528MS makes an image file with text in flash and just cuts and pastes in sai.
>>3595540Soon.
>>3595528Wha? Are you sure you ain't pulling my leg?
Improved this gif.Now with princess teleporting action.
>>3595507>search tutorials for this stuff>all that comes back is just other "artists" without any real good examples giving the tutorialsfeels bad man, i have no idea where to start.
>>3595514shit sucks, play it backwards after so it goes in smooth loop.
Posting flats.
>>3595517>Pinkie still sold cupcakes from the asylum.>They all had crazy flavors.>They were never the same.
>>3595527>custom landscapes and storylines and models10 years of working on it 40 hours a week. At least.
>>3595555Anon doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>3595348>Oh god. Does this stuff actually end up on the front page?/mlp/ is one of the boards that is allowed, for whatever reason to post pics randomly to the front page. So yes.
>>3595514Saved.
Would you buy your stallion a bra to support his swollen, sagging balls?
>>3595568Hnngggg
>>3595333Notice how there's usually a bike pic on there since they have /n/ as a board whose pics are posted to the frontpage?
>>3595555Nice quads.
>>3595551hes progressing but some areas are still lacking. if you think not look at some of the stuff he made origionally, its trully terrible in comparison.
>>3595555It doesn't, but there's a plugin for SAI that let's you do it, I forgot the name tho, sorry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkwpXipZUoE>listening to this video>its kinda nice i wonder who the artist is>remember wolf nanaki also likes themruined forever
>>3595600You have failed me for the last time DOOKS
>>3595578>Moot did it to fuck with people.>Some people see an interesting, colorful thumbnail and hover over it.>And get mad.
>>3595593Fucking bikefags. I want my spergy train-obsessed /n/ back.
>>3595464>tfw one of my worst fears
>>3595603>insecure hipster child that is worried that people will judge him based on the worst possible people he can possibly be associated with rather than based on himself
>>3595587not a problem
>>3595607HAHA I FOUND IThttp://sai.detstwo.com/smf/index.php?topic=166.0>>3595568Damn that's cute.
>>3595600>>3595600>there's a plugin for SAI that let's you do it, I forgot the name tho, sorry.>I forgot the name tDooks why
>>3595116>wearing shades at nightDamn nigga, u cool
What if pone made a railroad [race against time]?
>>3595622>tfw trypophobiaWhat's your phobia, MLPG?
>>3595507THISTHIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>3595578oh moot
>>3595646It's I don't have one and I jerk off to holes at least twice a week
>>3595507i'd love to have a guide that has a "do this and don't do this" but i've yet to find anything like that that exists. All i got to go on is the resources i've found online in forms of tutorials/examples and critique here and random messages from people.
>>3595646I'm afraid of heights.Well not exactly heights, but rather being in a high place and feel uncomfortable that someone could make me fall
>>3595568>FemSnips is very self-conscious about her voice.>she wishes hers was prettier.
>>3595617I bet if I started a Commisar thread no one would even get it.
>>3595646I'm not terribly fond of heights.There are other things, but I've got reasons for disliking those. Like spiders. I don't mind them, but I just can't stand the way they move.
>>3595634Wait how do I use it?Do you use it?
>>3595646I don't think I have any pathological-grade phobias, but I social situations in general. No more than many other nerds, though.
>>3595646Phobophobia.
>>3595646Being restrained in a confined place.Like being stuck in a pipe or something.Shit would be terrifying
>>3595677I don't know, I don't use it.But forget that link, use this one instead.http://kaganoka.blog126.fc2.com/blog-entry-44.html
>>3595671Take an art class. That is my one piece of advice and request, straight from my heart.
>>3595568>flatsthey're called little girls, anon.
>>3595328I hope y'all ARE looking at mah' butt
>>3595699But the general was earlier ripping into someone who wanted to join an art school for art classes.I am receiving conflicting information here.
>>3595675Glorious Soviet vehicles?It might get some traction.
>>3595646HippopotosesquipedaliaphobiaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3595646Dunno if it's really bad enough to warrant being called a phobia, but I've never been comfortable around gas fires.I know it's perfectly safe, assuming no-one does anything really stupid, but I'm always worried about the possiblility of leaks or somehow ignition getting back to the gas source or daft things like that.
>>3595617You can still post trains to /n/. /n/ is all transportation that's not automobiles.
>>3595696Dont. You cant read shit and have no control over fonts
>>3595646i have a fear of having my chest crushed, so i can never lay comfortably on my back. i dont think this is even a real fear so there isnt a name for it.
>>3595328>pony sideboob>not anthrothen you mean humanized?
>>3595718don't listen to anything that anon says here. if they are not a well known and good namefag artist then their "advice" is pure shit and they have no idea what they are talking about.
>moot chilling on /o/It's my favorite board after all.
>>3595646Bees and wasps and yellowjackets n shitbut I think im slowly becoming less afraid of bees
>>3595533
>>3595731They don't get many replies and soon enough the thread goes off to hang with the year old airports thread.
>>3595565
>>3595646HeightsAfraid of losing my thumbsAfraid of losing any extremity
>>3595754he posted on /f/ a few days ago, I think he's going to embed a flash into the big get that's coming up or something
>>3595767what happened heregood try though
>>3595646Scared as fuck of brain damage
>>3595767Oh sweet jesus all that dither
>>3595767
>>3595662oh godwe can show up on the front pagewhat is going oooooon
>>3595777
>>3595617>Fucking bikefags.Bikes are fucking efficient as hell. Add a small engine and you got yourself a small motorcycle for traveling medium distances. People laugh at the idea of motors on bicycles because they think they're there to replace regular bikes. Wrong. They're a replacement for cars. Add a trailer and you can buy groceries and transport small things.Cars are not needed for single people. Why can't people realize this? For me:1. Short distance - Walking2. Medium distance around town - Bike3. Between cities - Couch bus4. Across country - PlanesSaves you thousand and thousands a year. I know idiots who got right out of high school and got tied down to a car. They had to work long hours more or less just to pay it off. They were slaves to the thing. Free as in Freedom. Bikes bitches.
>>3595646locked in syndrome. you are full concious but can't move or communicate in any way. you can still feel/hear everything around you.
>>3595792>3D Renderfuck me
>>3595792That looks nothing like him.
>>3595764>They don't get many replies and soon enough the thread goes off to hang with the year old airports thread.
>>3595777>see this on /co/>can never not read it as "sethisto"
>>3595522Oh god, she has to be the sweetest housekeeper.>Diamond does have one 'friend' in the household.>Hes one of the butlers, always acts the part, always quick witted in his respectful tone.>Diamond discovered that he has a different side, one she can exploit.>He stands on the padded mats of the private gym, focus mitts in his hands, the same dull expression on his face.>She stands, hands wrapped, and charges, fists flying.>He catches the blows, commentating, offering advice, she tells him to shut up between blows.>A focus glove connects with her head, dropping her on the mat.>A gloved hand helps her up.>"You have to keep an eye out for your blind spot, Miss Tiara."
>>3595646self-dementophobiain short, I fear myself becoming or being insane. I'm afraid that how I view the world doesn't line up with how everyone else views itI'm terrified of talking for hours on end making perfect sense to only myself.Every time I suffer a miscommunication in conversations, I fear that I'm just speaking crazy.
>>3595799Recumbents were here. You are smalltime.
>>3595794>>3595662We've already could the whole time.
>>3595769>>3595672Rock climber here, I don't understand you people.Is there pony rock climbing art out there?
>>3595796Joke's on you. That picture is actually the product of two people collaborating.The colour guy quit the fandom in disgust.
Remember Sweetie Belle was the dumb one?
>>3595796
>>3595825So this shit is basically Silver Spoon >feels but switched with Diamond Tiara.You guys aren't being very creative this morning.
>>3595833casuals
>>3595843He was neato when he was here though. That comic series was nice.
>>3595646I HATE THE THOUGHT OF LOSING MY HANDS OR BREAKING MY ARM AGAINAHHHHH
>>3595843I know.But the linework still needed to be drawn by someone, and he will one day be ground into the dust by someonelike SB.
>>3595796>>3595850no my first one is accuratewho needs drawing anyways
>>3595796>>3595777I think the pony sketch is cute
>>3595849Remember when she was Lyra and Bonbon's kid?
I like the idea of Diamond Tiara selling her body.
>>3595861>and then anon crashed and split his head open, leaving his organs to be parted out to those in need of them.
>>3595850Thats the ticket!
>>3595856We're trying to find something that works.
>>3595856Only it isn't.Beyond the fact that they are both rich.One had an overbearing parent figure.The other has none at all.
>>3595861>Get in this position>Real comfortable, have control over vehicle>Realize you have to get OUT of that position>Oh shit
>>3595833What's the benefit of those? I think they look weird.My ideal bike would be a city bike with shocks.
>>3595889>screenshot from a film with a quote from the film overlaid on itgb2 anywhere but here please.
>>3595799Bikes are efficient and add greatly to an effective mass transit system. The cultural shift was just too fast and massive. The /n/ front page shouldn't just be bikes. It used to have discussions about urban planning and effective transit employment. Those have largely been eclipsed by "so then I smashed his windshield with my U-lock."
>>3595889Aw that's adorable, anon <3
>>3595889
>>3595833jelly?
Would you use your hands to milk every last drop out of your pony?
>>3595912How does he turn?
>>3595903Remember discussing transit maps and the intricacies of each of our transit systems?
>>3595901http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recumbent_bicycleShort version: Lower air resistance, more comfortable.
>>3595919mmm...wolfie sniffed in my draggy musk...
>>3595927wireless
>>3595919Well, if their teats were full to the point of being sore, I'd have no choice, would I?I'd do my damnedest to be gentle with them, and make the process as comfortable as possible.
>>3595927Looks like photoshop, but in theory you could design a bike with this structure that steered with the back wheel, the whole wheel mount and upper beam pivoting on the vertical beam the seat is mounted on.
>>3595928Compare this: http://www.jakecoolidgecartography.com/2011/10/27/the-bart-system-that-never-was/To this: http://www.bart.gov/stations/The California bay area got SHAFTED.
>>3595942Well yeah, that pony is quite pregnant at that point. Gentle is the key.
>>3595928ALLLLL ABOARDDDDDDDYou know what, we don't have to take this. Let's go start a train thread, right now. Give it everything you got.
>>3595825>Butler basically bitch slapped her.How does he still work there?
>>3595948It's not, one of the bottom bars looks like it's actually a steering linkage. Looks like it's only suited for NASCAR turning, though.
>>3595959Los Angeles here, stop whining like a little bitch.I ride the train to work every day, jelly?
>>3595782>>3595785>>3595790IS THIS BETTER
>>3595984Fuck you, stop taking our water.
I had a bike once.It was rad.Then a crackhead stole it.
>>3595942>it's slow going at first, the fullness of their teats making the initial pressure of milking a little painful>but once she gets flowing it's all lazy relaxed smiles and sighs of intense relief>the sound of her milk jets squirting into the pail beneath her is the only sound in the room for a good long while
I want /n/ to stay.
>>3595991>that one frame of sea poniesHilarity.
>>3595994About a month ago some one stole my bike right out of my garage.And they replaced it with a slightly shittier bike.
>>3595993I actually work in an office building attached to LA Union Station.
>>3595994It's okay, anon. Shit happens. My first recumbent got ripped off because I was too fucking stupid to lock it up one day.
>>3595967I'll be with you in a few, I've got to go lift before the gym closes.Do ponies count as transportation?
>>3595994I've had two bikes stolen from me.Shit is no bueno, yo
>>3596008The speed is a little off, looks odd
>>3595993Oh fuck you, we need that water.
>>3595994>tfw had a sweet bike>go to cousins house that's like 3 blocks from shitty neighborhood>leave it by the garage and go inside>come back out>stolen as fuckthats the end of the story
>trains>tfw australian>tfw live on one of the flattest places on earth>tfw our capital cities aren't even linked by a direct train route (GOTTA JUMP ON A BUS TO GET TO ADELAIDE)>tfw government will keep sucking the dicks of the big truck companiesYou amerifags build trains over MOUNTAIN RANGESAustralia is the most obvious fucking place for trains and yet we do jack about it.
So seriously: how do you get good at art if you don't have the time/money to enrol in a college. What are good sites to learn from? Anyone?
>>3595993>Implying Northfags understand they are getting their water stolen.The keed keeps them dumb.
>>3596008I think it actually checks the MD5 of the file
>>3596026There's a train in the show! Post that glorious 4-4-0 bastard in there.
>>3596045Obviously not, I had to (Dead) my first post for it to go through.
>>3596043draw. Stop being a faggot and making excuses and fucking draw.
>>3596037Stop building cities in deserts.
>>3596037Stop living in the middle of the desert then, faggot.
>>3595929>Lower air resistance,Is that really a real issue? Does it have major benefits?>more comfortable.Debatable. Also you can't stand up to provide more push.
>>3595919>every last drop...and now I'm remembering a mental image that hasn't come to the surface in quite a while.Octavia jerking off a zebra stallion into a bathtub while Scratch films it, thick zebra cum slowly filling it with each orgasm.Every so often she nips at his ear and tells him to squeeze out one more load for her - until they can get every single last drop of his goodness out.
>>3596043You just draw, I guess.I've made some improvement without much help.but im sad because I don't really know why I want to draw any more
>>3595385>one afternoon DT is stringing you along as she makes her way to the drama club room, barking orders to you along the way while you take notes in a little notebook (in reality, you'e doodling her being hit on the head with a mallet)>"-and I want a full page dedicated to the play coming up next Friday. A FULL page! Got it?!">"Yeah yeah...">you let your eyes skim the list of upcoming events as she reaches for the door to the club room>"Alright...what do we do about Mother's Day?">she twitches, her hand recoiling from the door-handle >"...What?">"Mother's Day. It's this Sunday, remember?">she looks back at you>"...Right. Do whatever for that.">"Huh? No big plans like usual?">she lets out a frustrated sigh and rubs the bridge of her nose between her thumb and index finger>"You really are dense, you know that?">she turns on her heels to face you and crosses her arms>"Alright look, it's very simple.">"I don't have a mother.">"Therefore, no plan."
>>3596043start following some real artists and not fanartists.
>>3596055>draw>post stuff>its shit anon>try harder>repeat for 6 monthsthis is obviously not working.
>>3596053Huh well okay
>>3596074Stop posting it. Time you spend posting and looking for feedback is time not spent drawing.
>>3596068how is following a real artist change anything? you can look at their picture and go "thats amazing" but how is that going to make you a good artist?
I won a bike in a Wendy's contest before I was born.No gears or anything.I rode that bike from 5 until I was 18.
>>3596074>using the opinions of the MLPG for encouragement>getting dejectedThat's your own fucking fault.
>>3596063What does Zebra spunk taste like?
>>3596063>you will never slowly sink into a tub full of hot, fresh zebra spunk
>>3596074Post your art shitanon.
>>3596097Spicy.
>>3596061>Does it have major benefits?Other than being able to wear street clothes and keep up with spandexfags when I'm having a good day? Not really.>can't stand up to provide more push.What do you think the seat back is for? Decoration? Though I will admit that having a lower center of gravity that's slightly further back makes hill climbing suck all of the dicks.
>>3595984>Smell.A.>In charge of not stealing our water
Would you vote for the Yellow Party?
>>3595912That design is just hipster for the sake of hipster. It'd be way stronger if they just connected it. Substance trumps style always.
>>3596074>6 monthsbitch this takes YEARS. Get to it
>>3596066>"Oh...">"Sorry."
>>3596097Licorice
>>3596092A novice artist copies original art.An expert artist creates original art.
>>3596074Are you using references?
>>3596118Black or red?
>>3596074it's going to take a bit longer than 6 months, especially if you didn't draw as a kid or anything
>>3596133What do you think
>>3596133whichever you want anon~
>>3596101
>>3596032>>3596008Fixed then.
>>3596150oh my.
>>3596122nah, an expert just makes you think he didn't copy anything
>>3596107fuck no
>>3596159That´s not bad.
>>3596162Great
>>3596159Assuming this isn't just trolling, this is great, stop complaining.
>>3596159It's terrifying
>>3596159looks good to me, don't really know what else to say
>buy $300 Costco "mountain bike">go mountain biking>lasts about 5 mileswelp
I GOT SEVEN MAC-11'S
>>3596105>>3596061>>3595929>>3595901http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recumbent_bicycle#DisadvantagesLook at all those disadvantages.I don't feel safe in them. They're so low to the ground. I'm scared as it is that someone will drive over me.
>>3596107Hell no, why should I vote for a bush?
Is it bad to wipe semen off your dick with a napkin covered in blood?I mean, if it's my own blood it's fine, right?
>>3595825>On one of the rare days that Filthy Rich manages to come home he is greeted by the entire staff.>He greets them all warmly, if not a little tired, shaking every hand, and glove.>He shakes a few more hands, thanking a few more faces before it clicks.>He looks back at the butler.>No gloves are seen.>Huh.>"Your daughter is in the gym, sir.">"Wh- OH thank you!">"Always a pleasure to serve, sir."
>>3596159no fuck youthats impossible
>>3596159I hate it when people like you call your work shit.How do you think it makes me feel when my art is ACTUALLY garbage.
>>3595994Get another one. I got mine for free on freecycle. You can find used ones as low as 50 dollars. Learn how to do your own maintenance.
>>3596187>buying a mountain bike from costcoWHY
>>3596100>it's as thick as jelly
>>3595994>crackhead >not cracklehead
>>3596192Don't get it in your urethura. Just clean up most but travel to the bathroom for the rest.
>>3596162congratulations, you are improving in life.
>>3596184well you guys have been telling me its shit so ive not been posting for months out of depression
>>3596187>costco bikewell there's your problem>>3596190The majority of those are subjective or frame-style-specific, though.
>>3596203>and have been drawing for longerit's like a double "FUCK YOU" right to our faces
>>3596187>not buying in bulkwell there's your mistake, Anon
>>3596113>"Spare me," she interrupts. "We're not having a moment here.">she reaches up and brushes a lock of pink hair from her eyes, a look of disinterest on her face>"It was a long time ago. I had my whole life to get used to it, and I did. It doesn't bother me at all!">she sticks one finger out towards you>"Now get that head of yours out of the clouds and back to work! One. Full. Page. Got it?!">"...Got it.">"Hmph.">she turns away from you in and slips into the drama club room, slamming the door just a little too loudly on the way in
>>3596015>And they replaced it with a slightly shittier bike.The thief thought "He'll never know!"
>>3596224you've only been drawing for 6 months and you're that goodfuck you fuck you for calling your stuff shitI fucking hate you
>>3596005We were always here. We just never had a chance to talk about it.
>>3596224>well you guys have been telling me its shit so ive not been posting for months out of depressionGod you are stupid.
> that fanmade animationI honestly wasn't able to notice difference between it and the show
>>3596224it's not shit. it's still a bit rough around the edges, but it's not shit.
>>3596188ABOUT EIGHT .38'SNINE 9'S, TEN MAC-10'STHE SHITS NEVER END
>>3596159If this is after 6 months work, it's not bad. The wings look kind of flat, like they aren't actually in the space, but you seem to be developing a great sense of communicating form, and your sense of weight is great in this image.
>>3596224I think you take 4chan a little too seriously, anon
>>3596122ahahahah. This guy >>3596164 is more right
>>3596100>>3596215Stop it, I have to head out.I don't want this boner burdening me.
>>3596162Shit re fixed.
>>3596187>Own a Schwinn Mesa.>Disk breaks, the works.>Used it for a paper route.>Still own it.>Never used it after getting a car.
>>3596224really? I've never even seen you post anything before
>>3596253The music quality but the animation is good.
>>3596203i fucking hate this so muchi fucking hate artfuck everything
>>3596187For $250 you can get a used steel road bike off Craigslist.I'm the "bikefags off the frontpage" guy and even I know Costco bikes are shit.
>>3596272cut that out
>>3596276Get that shit tuned up and get on it, faggot.
>>3596225>Recumbant fag in denialRegular bike master race reporting in.
>>3596192i jizzed into some toilet paper then threw in the bathroom trash. later when i was taking a shit i ran out of tp and used the jizz paper to wipe my ass. i got my own jizz inside of my asshole. i pretty much just had gaysex with myself.
>deliberately tell the general your art is shit and you're feeling like a failure>even though your art is good>attention whore so you can get some ego-boosting from the inevitable "That's good I don't know why you were complaining" repliesWhy do this?
>>3596305"Fishing for compliments"
>>3596304you gonna get pregnant
>>3596304>Mic The Microwave
>>3596282I like your art. Because I like you.Everyone who aspires to be better is a good artist and draws good
>>3596305so you can get some ego-boosting from the inevitable "That's good I don't know why you were complaining" replies
Since we are talking about bikes, are Nikita bikes any good?
>>3596291I had it tuned up before I moved a year ago.The cables were rusted, I had to...I have owned it for almost ten years.
Where to get bikes:>craigslist, kijiji, other online listings>Dump. They get a lot of bikes. Many will have a service to just give them away. Will likely need repairs and parts. >Thrift stores. I got a 50 dollar one that's a fine simple bike through those.>University Bike place. Many have some kind of bike repair and service place. They can give you extra bikes, or buy one of them.
>>3596315My ex did this
>>3596305Guess what ELSE it does.it makes people feel like COMPLETE SHITbecause fuck you I'm trying my fucking hardest and I can't fucking see progress like that FUCK YOU
>>3596253The animation is great but this song sucks
>>3596326hey apple how long have you been arting and where did you learn?
>>3596224
>>3596338did anyone have an ex that didn't do this?
True or False>a good artist can be satisfied with the quality of his picture
>>3596326I fucking love you appleI really dothank you
>>3596351Mine just had sex with cokeheads
>>3596351I only have one ex and she did this.
>>3596304Liar.Jizz dries fast.
>>3596351Nope.Fishing for compliments is the fucking worst.
>>3596351>tfw no ex
>>3596304>he is holding $60 worth of printswhy would you spend money on this, whats the point if they arnt even signed?
>>3596304>that faceMic the microwave is best pone
>>3596327But it's over the fucking internet. Told to you by people who are meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
>>3596375you probably didn't compliment her enough
>>3596337Adding Freecycle comment from before. You can get a lot of good shit from there. I have some nice computer tables for instance. Rich hippie "eco friendly" people give nice shit away all the time.
>>3596304is that a nose or the country of new zealand
>>3596366Dats some false shit nigga. Maybe accepting, but never satisfied. There's always SOMETHING.
>>3596366An artist should always pursue something better, but it is possible for a good artist to be happy with something.
>>3596388>people who are meaningless in the grand scheme of things.all of them ?
>>3596224http://joelashimself.deviantart.com/You've been drawing for a lot longer than just 6 months.Cunt.
>>3596388everyone is meaningless in the grand scheme of things
>>3596366A good artist can always improve on their work, no matter how happy they are with it.
>>3596389I didShe was just one of those ones that would suck off anyone if she were drunkAnd there just happened to be cokeheads
>>3596400Best answer.
>>3596394no.THIS is a nose.
>>3596295Of the disadvantages listed on Wikipedia:Balance: True, and takes some getting used to. There's more wheel steer than balance steer.Starting: Beginners have trouble with it, but once you figure it out it's a non-issue. Start in granny gears, shift up from there.Maneuverability: Depends on the frame. Long-wheelbase recumbents have a larger turning circle, short-wheelbase recumbents are similar to upright bikes.Uphills: Rider-specific. If you're out of shape, uphills are a two bitches in a bitch box.Frame length: Subjective.Constant position: Truth, but can be mitigated through proper fitting.Road visibility: Partially frame-dependent, but still true. It takes some getting used to.Safety and visibility of the bike: Novelty helps you not blend in to the background noise as "just another bike", as does adding shit like flags and lights, but it's still true.Price: True.Nonstandard design: True.
>>3596063>>3596100>You should have known this was going to be weird when they tied you up>your cock is flared so hard it hurts now - your balls are aching and probably bruised and you've lost track of how many times you've blown your load, but the dark-haired one keeps pumping at you.>You can feel her pressing up against your back, her teats rubbing against your rump, but even trying to look back over your shoulder yields only her hoof pushing your face away, turning you back to the front, with a sultry "No peeking, dahling~">The blue-haired one sits nearby, her camcoder trained on you, every so often chiming in about how such a small penis can produce so much.
>>3596387He's a ginger? That explains so much.
>>3596415How often did this happen while you were with her?
>>3596408it might have been a big phony pretending to be an artist and using pictures from somewhere we've never mentioned/seen/been linked to
>>3596425>Actually thinking that is who you think it is
what's up everybody it's critikal
>>3596366this is why weaver will never be a good artist
>>3596408its just some guy trolling with his images.
>>3596232Do that full page.We could have done two, but she had to be specific.
>>3596427Bedridden with pneumonia, kinda hard to party
>>3596430>>3596443im still mad
>>3596295>>3596421 (cont.)Safety: Look at all that [citation needed]. Look at it. Leg suck is a real thing that does exist, but it can be prevented.Heel and toe strike: Depends on your frame, but true.All in all, wikipedia's page is exaggerating or over-emphasizing what I feel to be trivial concerns.
>>3596304did that nigga actually pay money for softcore pony pornand then take a picture with his pony porn?man this is going to be bad for him if a background check done by a potential employer and they find this
>>3596427>>3596449Oh whoops misreadBut yeah, lots, because I could never be there
>>3596451then keep arting to a point where you can grind anyone who dares challenge you into the ground!
CHAPTER I INTRODUCTORYTHE subject of this Essay is not the so-called Liberty of the Will, so unfortunately opposed to the misnamed doctrine of Philosophical Necessity; but Civil, or Social Liberty: the nature and limits of the power which can be legitimately exercised by society over the individual. A question seldom stated, and hardly ever discussed, in general terms, but which profoundly influences the practical controversies of the age by its latent presence, and is likely soon to make itself recognized as the vital question of the future. It is so far from being new, that, in a certain sense, it has divided mankind, almost from the remotest ages, but in the stage of progress into which the more civilized portions of the species have now entered, it presents itself under new conditions, and requires a different and more fundamental treatment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY&ob=av3eWhy haven't you called her yet MLP G ?
>>3596477bitches aint shit
>>3596471That's the way to do it man. Just keep pushing yourself forwards.
>>3596470Did you know about it happening when it did, or did it all come out of the wash at once, prompting you to leave her?
Tonight; you
>you will never wake up to a fat pair of heavy, sweaty ponynuts resting on your face
>>3596468Damen Huseman will do anything in the pursuit of attention.He posted "I'm going to kill myself mlpg ;_;" like once a day for weeks
>>3596495reality is so cruel
>>3596477call who?
>>3596477>Get in your bike>Listen to this as you drive>Feel like The DriverWe both like to ride around late at night listening to electro-pop.
>>3596159> that consistency of the proportionsYou call it bad? Really? You are faggot.
>>3596498why didn't he just go to ponychan?
>>3596495Just kill me already.
>>3596468yeah, because background checks look for images posted on 4chan by some guy only known as "microwave"
>>3596506>electro-popLazare would like to have you know it's called synthpop
>>3596487All at once
>>3596506benson pls go
>>3596446>you do that full page>apparently the drama club will be putting on the play "Macbeth">Diamond Tiara is playing Macbeth's wife
>>3596526I JUST FINISHED ALL THE EPISODES WHEN WILL I GET MORE
>>3596524
Which pony has the fattest, squishiest, most well-rounded ass?
>>3596521It could get out somehow, it's on the internet.
>>3596504>>3596504Giving a girl a night call to tell her how you feel. Listen to the song:>I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel>I want to drive you through the night, down the hills
DASHIE DASHIE BASURA BASURA
>>3596546derpy
>>3596495>you will never wake up with a stallion hilted inside you
BCS is already back home and drawing horses porn
>>3596551>tfw only ex-gf is a bitch and theres no one else>tfw no one to call
>>3596521He's disqualified himself from a plethora of high profile careers, as I would gleefully send his employers that image (among others) if I ever see his name in an paper or his face on the news.Not that, you know, a typical privileged LA yuppie has much chance of getting a career like that in the first place.
>>3596572brb committing sudoku
you will never be happy with your art
>>3596546Applejack. She uses her donut-sized pucker to help Fluttershy feel proud of her inch-thick, puffy marelips.
>>3596546Uhhhh. I'm gonna go with Mrs. Cake
>>3596418Ugh god dammit that fucking jew nose
>texta party last night>people got drunk and drew on other people>think i drew a pony on someoneshit shit shit what the fuck do i do
>>3596523>search for Lazare and synthpop>Expect to find some musician>/mu/ tripfaghttp://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/?search_tripcode=!lZH%2F3FsBqo&task=search2&offset=48Any good synthpop suggestions would be nice. Something like Kavinsky. Or something atmospheric.
>>3596583>gleefully send Microwave's potential employers that imageWow, you must hate the guy to want to ruin his life like that.
there is a fine line between my left ass cheek and right ass cheek, and its called the ass crack
>>3596546Mrs Cake.i just want her to bounce on my face.
>>3596572>you will never lap at the swollen orbs on your face as the sleeping stallion buried in your drooling folds begins to thrust in his sleep>this will never be just another Wednesday morning for you
>>3596534>you go to the play to report on it for the paper, finding yourself a nice seat in the back>the play starts off well enough. it's pretty much the same story you've been forced to read in English class. three witches, prophecy of doom, yadda yadda yadda>you have to admit that they really went all-out with the costumes and stage. thanks in no small part to Diamond's influence, you're willing to bet>finally, the first scene with Lady Macbeth starts, and Diamond Tiara takes the stage>your pen drops out of your hand and clatters to the ground>...Holy SHIT.
>>3596615>Good synthpopArt of Noise.Art of FUCKING Noise.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5wVNH64ZTw
>>3596611Collect your recordsTerminate your online presenceFake your deathMove to Boliviabetter safe than sorry
>>3596611Laugh at the faggot who has a pony drawn on him.
>>3596534Oh god, I never did study this.Fuck you English, for only doing Romeo and Juliet.
>>3596583
>>3596590>not being apathetic towards everything in your levelI really don't even care if you get on my level or not
>>3596627Wait is he in my mouth or my ass?
>>3596627>you will never be a pone broodmother
>>3596657Mouth. His bro's got your ass handled. With his tongue.
It's a rarity to see best pony posted anymore
>>3596648Good
>>3596657Both
>>3596630dats some good shit nigger
>>3596668Older brother or younger?
>>3596590I am. which is why I have no motivation to improve.So I guess I'm not happy about my personality, not about my works.
>>3596630>>3596673It's... okay.
>>3596657There's one sleeping near your head with his balls sweating onto your face and another lower down thrusting into your vagina
>>3596670NOT ENOUGH GOOD'S
>>3596673Shout pls
>>3596583>She shows up on Jerry Springer.
>>3596682pls continuepls
>>3596681FUCK YOUR SHIT ART OF NOISE IS AMAZINGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BvCrxwAKEY
>>3596579Nice
>>3596669Meh, just wait till twilight. That's when the people with taste come out.
>>3596682>im a girldropped
>>3596663>you will never slake the lust of your stallion harem even as you're swollen with foals, a pair of newborns slurping at your heavy teats as your maresex grips and milks a fat ponycock
>>3596705In the morning when the birds start to flutter, is when the shy people start posting
>>3596682and there's a line of horny stallions just outside, chomping at the bit for the chance to pour their seed into you.
>>3596629Oh god I want to draw this.I want to draw this so bad.
>>3596579Glad she has her priorities straight.
>>3596723So you should FUCKING DRAW IT.
>>3596718>you will never watch them grow up to be just like their fathersmust be good to be Celestia.
>>3596579fuck off!, no one cares just kidding, good to know that she is fine
>>3596722i just watched a hilarious bestiality fail video. where the guy couldnt get the minihorses cock in his ass. it kept poking him in the back and he eventually fell over while yelling.
>>3596732Thanks I was trying to post that and it wouldn't go through.Damn it feels good to just finish something.
>>3596629Moar.
>>3596737oh god my boners cannot be contained
>>3596755>"Club Penguin is for looooooseeerrs">It haunts Pinchies mind.
>>3596754I haven't known that feel in a while.;_;m-maybe a little art break wouldn't be so bad
>>3596722>chompingMan it's champing. Learn yo horse.
Alright I think I finally got this right!
>>3596551>>3596477>I gradually faded out of her life >She visits my city regularly but has made zero attempt to contact me in 3 years
>>3596785Is that fucking Alf.
>>3596785Needs Snoop Dogg
>>3596695>the musk of the sack pressing into your mouth and nose is overpowering even as you hungrily lap up the beads of sweat on its surface>you reflexively begin to thrust back against the pony inside you, feeling him shift in his sleep before picking up the pace>he's mumbling something as he pistons in and out of you, making lewd slurping noises as he makes a mess of both your crotches>you feel the nuts on your face begin to shift as their owner starts to wake up
>>3596780i had a feeling, as i posted it, that i was wrong. oh well.
>>3596785Make it creepy like it's degrading. Like those vlc glitch gifs.
>>3596798Don't you mean Snoop Lion?
>>3596737So do her sons grow up to fill her with foals as well?>you will never watch as through the generations your progeny grow more endowed>you will never be rutted fiercely as you watch your colts run and play, their fat erections and heavy balls bouncing and swaying carefree
>>3596785dat ending
>>3596818they aren't that creepy
I'm very horse
Why aren't we still talking about picture perfect pony animation?
>No more DT fics.ok.jpg
>>3596842do you have the one with the fast food lady who like opens her mouth and melts?
Is it just me, or does this horse smell a little stale? Kinda like dried semen and old cheetos.
Get out of here stalker
>>3596836>retarded inbred colts with huge dicks
>>3596878So how about that Stalker 2? Being made by FUCKING BETHESDA
>>3596853Because it's fucking depressing how good it is.
>>3596874but of course
>>3596836of course they will.you'll smile when you see each one born, because you'll know that it won't be long before you're teaching them how to have sex. and soon those motherly pecks on the lips will turn into something more lustful.
>>3596875my bad
>>3596882>celestia not monitoring genetic lines to guard against thatdo you even pone
>>3596824I'm totally okay with his sudden change. Maybe because I didn't care much to begin with.
>>3596882>implying continued breeding with Celestia is a bad thing
>>3596629>she's GORGEOUS>the flowing green dress with golden embroidery, the fancy way she did up her hair, the regal way that she carries herself...and of course, the golden crown adorning her head>she almost seems like a real queen, stepped right out of Dunsinane>and then she starts to speak>every word that leaves her mouth oozes with raw emotion. You can almost see the rage in her eyes as she sneers curses at the ill-fated Macbeth>you knew that she was in the drama club, but you had no idea that she had this sort of talent
>>3596732I-Is this SB?
>>3596917P-pick that pen up.
>>3596892no please noi don't want stalker 2: new vegasplease
>>3596935Indeed it is.
>>3596917>eventually you remember that you have a job to do, and start frantically jotting down notes>your article dubs the play an outstanding success. a truly riveting performance>special mention is given to the unparalleled performance of Lady Macbeth>you catch DT reading a copy of the paper that day>you see the faintest of smiles on her face as her eyes wander over the text
>>3596897>you will never catch one of your colts slapping his cock against his belly>you will never scold him for it>you will never tell him that if he ever needs to empty those lovely balls of his he should just ask you>you will never turn and let him mount you
>>3596917you know who DT would be good for?Iago
>>3596935Yes.
>>3596935he only draws two ponies
Think of your favorite mane cast pony and CMCDone?You three are on an adventure. The last song you listen to is the theme of the zone you are inWho are the ponies? What song is it? What kind of an adventure are you on?
>>3596670I love it when you do this.
>>3596970>Snails>Sad SackOkay then who drew this?
>>3596971I picked a good day to listen to retro vidya music.http://youtu.be/TVEyGntyOZQWe're in a deep dank cave in search for one of Daring Do's artifacts.
hey mlpg, I'm back from vacation, I'll draw for you guys again soon enough, but now I'm just getting back into the swing of things here and just chillin.I was wondering if anyone was up for a stream, like a movie or a game perhaps? Just throwin' the offer out there I suppose.
>>3596971AJ and Sweetie.Ruins theme from Kirby 64I guess we're just exploring. And trying to keep Sweetie Belle out of trouble.
>>3596986obviously somebody else did moron he only draws two ponies
>>3596952>my face
HICKORY SMOKED HORSE BUTTHOLES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0MyKxLHBwThis is a fun relaxing/daydreaming album to listen to.
>>3596754SB, mind if I ask you to color something in the same style?
>>3597003FROM A CUP
>>3596944>i don't want stalker 2: new vegasNope. Enjoy Stalker: Fallout 3 Edition.New Vegas wasn't made by Bethesda.
>>3596971>Rarity and Sweetie>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/890679#search=cold-blooded-twilight>Adventure in the Diamond Dog minesThis gonna be fun nigga. They're going down
>>3596971Scootaloo, Twilight and I are in a mutable dreamscape, unable to comprehend reality. Doors open, close, and spin all around us. A blue haze distinguishes itself from a endless black horizon. The three of us only have one goal in mind - sleep. We are eternally tired and doing anything we can to relax, a soothing voice urging us to do just that as it itself prevents us. It is only a matter of time before the edges and walls of our sanity are chipped away by this maddening place.
>>3596971>Pinkie Pie>Applebloom>Platinum Disco...The only thing I can think of is something out of Adventure Time, with all the colourful backgrounds.Might be fun
>>3597016nonononnononononononononono
>>3596998you should've streamed 2 hours ago, it's getting too late now
>>3596971I'm with Twilight and AB, and the last song I listened to was The Animals's House of the Rising Sun.Well since I've got the smartest, most rational ponies with me I might as well go on a murder mystery adventure.
>>3596971http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmJCy1ksYYFluttershy, Apple Bloom and I are raiding Molten Core.
>>3597019That is a tiny Spike.
>>3597019>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/890679#search=cold-blooded-twilightThat is not a song.
>>3597019What the fuck is that link?Meant to post thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOXSDh_Lswc
>>3596958>"Satisfactory?" you butt in, making her jolt as she clenches the newspaper tightly in her fists>she looks over your shoulder at you with an angry look>she just stares at you for a moment>and you stare back>after a moment, her expression softens to one of mild frustration>"...It'll do.">"Glad to hear it," you say with an overly-cheerful smile>"Hmph," she grunts dismissively, brushing a lock of hair behind her ear and turning her attention back to the paper
>>3596971AJ and Applebloomtechnically it was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYPer8uPMMs&feature=player_embeddedI guess we're trying to make it out of deviant art's physical manifestation of a really violent ghetto filled with sonic "OCs"?
>>3597009I can try.
>>3597001>There's a small chance that's posted to the front page
>>3597019Good lord what the fuck have you been fapping to Anonymous.
>>3596754>>3597009pls
>>3596971>Twilight Sparkle>Sweetie Belle>the opening to Steins;GateI'M GOING ON A UNICORN TIME-TRAVEL ADVENTURE
>>3597040
>>3597046>She manages to land a blow on the butler that night.
>>3597058IT'S NOT MINEIT WAS POSTED IN SOME PAST THREADI DON'T KNOW WHY IT DIDN'T COPY THE YOUTUBE LINK
>>3597068
>>3597060Oh, someone else's pic?I guess I can try it. I don't need to redo the lines or anything right?
>>3596971Twilight and Applebloom. Exploring an bunch of cloud-level towers all connected by bridges and full of tomes of knowledge, under attack by flying creatures as parts of the stucture begin to crumble and fall.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET4-wWRWHD4
>>3597074>not proofreading your posts
>>3597078holy shit that tumblr is still going
dat juicy horsie hole
>>3596971>Twilight>Sweetie>blob:898be039-8ad7-4113-9188-093dd22c285fWould probably be totes sweet
>>3597074>IT'S NOT MINEA likely excuse.There's no shame in it.There is.
Does anyone here actually eat cheetos?They're really gross. They smell gross. The finger stuff is gross. They don't even taste good.
>>3597084Only if you feel like.
i hat everything
>>3597074Don't you lie to me, boy
>>3596959Why did you stop?
Which pony has a disproportionately large flare?
>>3597105I don't eat any junk food. Because I'm cool.
>>3597056
>>3597106I mean...re-inking that thing would take AGES.
>>3597105I eat cheese doodles. With chopsticks.
>>3597105Only flamin' hot ones.>>3597028Alright then, sorry. I'm guessing no one else would be interested then?
>>3597105What are cheetos? Are they those small cheese flavoured things that you put on your fingers as kids? If so, I've had one packet of them in the last 6 or so years, I was somewhat drunk at the time and don't remember them being that great.
>>3597122that doesnt look safe for the dick at all
>>3597115There was no response.Where would you like me to go with it?
>>3597131That is a ridiculously good and somewhat autistic idea for how to keep the cheese dust off your fingers. Plus it seems like good practice if you want to teach yourself how to use chopsticks.
>>3597124Why would you need to do it? The lineart seems to be pretty clean so all you need top is color and do some simple shading like >>3596732thanks
>>3597138>cheese flavoured things you put on your fingersNnnno... What the hell weird British shit are you talking about?
>>3597073did I do good?
>>3597102>Blob linkWhat's that used with?
>coworker who I get into heated debate with invites me up to her house to sit around the fire, drink beer, and talk philosophyiisis this what friends feel like
>>3597146I got the idea from a comic. I lament I didn't save it to show I'm not bullshitting you.
>>3597148I'm Australian, and I see what they are now, and I haven't had them in years. Can't say I have any intention of having any either.
>>3597141I'd be up for a fic or an epic greentext story but that would be asking too much so just however far you feel like taking it.
>>3597153You did good.You did good.
Was The Driver autistic?
>>3597133Can you stream tomorrow Tan?
>>3597156...No that's called rape.Keep trying anon
>>3597147Sorry, confusion.I was asking at first if coloring was all I had to do. Just confirming that it is.Okay I'll try to get this done for you then.
>>3597156she wants your dick anon
>>3597156i am jelly, i would probably blow it by trying to take her used panties.
>>3597148Is he thinking of Bugles? Those little cone-shaped corn chips?They fucking rule.
>>3597162That's okay, anon. I believe you.>>3597156Yes.
>>3597165You know those Cheese and Bacon balls? Or Twisties? It's like those.
>>3597175Yeah man, I don't have to be anywhere tomorrow (or all week for that matter), which is why I was about ready to do a night thing or whatnot.I just don't really get the chance to do so until later during the day/night.
>>3597156>heated argument>invite for discussionI don't get it.
So I'm watching Judge Dredd.How do they feed Megacity One, /co/? I mean, all the surrounding countryside is desert.
>>3596971>Twilight>Scootaloohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3efbFgPLC0Aww shit, we stealth now.>Equestrian Industries, 12:20 AM>use grapple to reach the top of the outer wall>reach the top, peek around inside>two guards beside the dimly lit door to the west>look down at Twilight and Scoots, give them a wink>they hoofbump>Scootaloo runs around the building to the opposite face of the wall>Twilight and I sneak up near the guards, making sure to stay in the shadows>Scoots bucks the wall with considerable force, causing a loud crack from the wall>as the guards' heads turn toward the sound, we chop a sensitive part in their neck, taking them out simultaneously>knock on the wall>Scootaloo runs around again and climbs up the rope>we all prepare to enter the building from the first floor window
>>3597155Just put it in URL Got it from a 4chan Sounds thread
why do I want to be liked by people over the internet so much
>>3597188I was thinking of cheezels, I think they are pretty much the same thing as cheetohs, but shaped differently.
>>3597196Alright cool. PM hours? I'ts 4am for me atm. Anyway to go earlier?
>>3597199Likely covered in the comics. That movie was meh too.>Judge Dredd has no problem just mercilessly murdering his fellow officers later in the movie
>>3597198And that's why you don't have friends, anon.
>>3597199THEY FUCKING EAT RECYCLED FOODTHAT SHIT'S GOOD FOR YOU
>>3597156nah. what horny girls feels like.
>>3597156She wants to eat your flesh.
>>3597166He probably meant something more specific, silly.
>>3597165>>3597138Fellow Aussie, you're thinking of Cheezles, I think.I thought Cheetos were the same thing too.
>>3597199Just a guess.
>>3597213Could be that you desire fame, respect, or friendship.
>>3597195Yeah, twisties are our version of cheezohs, made by smiths I think. the cheese and bacon balls I haven't had since I was a kid.
>>3597194Aha, found it.
>>3597217PM for the most part, yeah, but I mean, I could literally just go to bed now, and stream for most of the actual day instead of sleeping in tomorrow.
>>3597233I'd like all three because I've never had them before.
>>3597213I have the same thing, but I'm TERRIBLE at it.The only time I've ever lost a friend that I didn't WANT to lose was over the internet.
>>3597166>his thrusts are frenzied at first, but you clench hard on him to hold him in place>you tell him that he should slow down and enjoy it>relaxing your powerful marecunt he obliges, working up a nice slow rhythm>you smile as you see another one of your colts walk over, his fat erection drooling heavily>no words are needed and you lower your head as he turns slightly to the side>pursing your lips you kiss his tip as he begins to thrust into your mouth
>>3597229Yep.
>>3597213Do you have any close friends or acquaintances ?
>>3597240That sounds pretty good. Got an afternoon appt. with my doctor at 4 but after that I'm good all day. Looking forwards to it.You'll be taking requests or anything or getting back into the groove with practice sketching?
>>3597237Still a little autistic, but in the "Huh, I never would've thought about that" sense.
>>3597265no
>>3597269Well, everything's autistic to a degree these days, apparently.Still, it works.
>>3597218Yeah, that's what broke it for me. I never read the comics, but up until that point I was willing to buy everything. Then, when the cops show up after the plane crash, he just guns them down as soon as he sees them.Wouldn't he still trust them? Shouldn't he think, "Oh, they realized their mistake, and now they've come to get me and take me back to the city!"Everything was cheesy but kinda fun up until then.>>3597225Actually I think they say it's "okay" for you.But wouldn't you need some inputs, still?Same goes for >>3597232
>>3597213just don't seek to be liked by FacelessLOLGet it guys?
>>3597267perhaps, but I wanna take a few days to enjoy the "souvenirs" I got. Long story short a guy I lent okami to got it back to me, he was supposed to before I moved, etc. and a friend surprised me by buying me KH 1. I was in the mood to stream one of em, I figured KH was animation related enough and y'know, okami shouldn't need a reason. Also I found a cheap copy of Sonic 06 to put myself through torture for the sake of entertaining others.
can a server hoster block people by their user-agents?
>>3597260>you may be their lover, but you're also their mother>you don't want them going out and getting into trouble>yet, the other, older stallions decide to take them out for drinks one night>they stumble back in the early morning, and straight into your scowling face>as punishment, you decide to fit them with tight cockrings>they can fuck you as much as they want, but you won't let them cum until they apologize to you-- and mean it
>>3597338yup
>>3597273Humans are social creatures, perhaps you want to be liked by others on the internet because you desire social relationships.
>>3597318Oh man that's adorable
>>3597336I didn't want this boner.A man can only have so many fetishes.
>everyone expecting someone else to make new horse>no one does
>>3597375>>3597375>>3597375>>3597375
>>3597376>new horse never comeswell shit>>3597378
>>3597368There is a colored version, but...you know.No new horse...
>>3597336Wait.What about the female children?
>>3597376>>3597378I take advantage of the situation!
>>3597311Ah I see. Well. Lookking forwards to ya tomorrow
>>3597361but why is it so hard
>>3597386Maybe Celestia can control the gender of her offspring?
>>3597336>it takes them days to come around>their balls are visibly swollen and nearly drag on the floor behind them>they line up in front of you, cocks throbbing madly, bow their heads and apologize>when they look back up at you, you know they're sincere>your horn flashes briefly and the rings clatter to the floor as both colts gasp>a thick jet of pre squirts out of their massive members and you turn around>since they've been bad they'll have to share you>it takes some awkward positioning, but soon both of their fat cocks are stuffed into your winking marecunt>you smile, knowing that when they finally unload it'll be good and messy
>>3597400Do you have any hobbies ? One way of making friends is to find people who share the same interests as you and go from there.
>>3597429>continue in new thread pls
>>3597487I like to draw, kind of. I'm really not sure any more.I met a few guys online that also draw but it's hard for me to talk to them.
Making progress on Lady "Tiara" MacBeth.No dress though.
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