Old horez: >>3586432No topic pony general again.
>>3589473
>>3589473Smile pls smirk.
> A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
>>3589473YOU CAN MAKE IT IF YOU TRY WITH A
I need to fap, anyone know any good stories involving fluttershy?
What do you think of this horse?
dammti gg when are you gonna draw dat femsnips in previous threadsI mean a>Im busy questan lke I promised get offa me manwould suffice
>>3589503Pretty horse. Would cuddle.
>>3589504go to bed its like 3am in britland
Please MLPG let me leave. I don't want the ride anymore. Release me.
>>3589504>dat pinkie pudge
>>3589483Hiya!
>>3589503
>>3589501One day Fluttershy was raped by Timberwolves.And then she had their horrible abomination babies.The end.
>>3589504I seen it finished I swear
>>3589524YESYESYESYES
>>3589524Oh god hahahaha
>>3589504why erection
>>3589501>Fluttershy is in a barn in the hay stack>Big Mac comes in and sees that Fluttershy is in the haystack and not wearing clothes now>he goes inside of her and then Fluttershy also had a penis>they said they would even do it again
>>3589524oh u
WHERE ALL THE TWILY AT?
>>3589524That's fucking great. Thanks for drawing it.
>>3589518Hello hello to you my friend!
Can I take a quick request to get me in the groove so I can finish my friend-off?
>>3589524KACHO ON
>>3589504Pink princesses are best princesses
>>3589501
>>3589504Here, take this, nigga
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>3589552AJ in a silly hat
Friendship levels?
>>3589518>>3589483can we just post this pony 200 more times?
I liked it
>>3589556I kinda could fap to it, if Cadance's head wasn't so out of place...
>>3589556Don't post your OCs and expect us to take them as canon.
>>3589560I would like to shoot my fun cannon inside of your party box, pinkie pie
>>3589575I chuckled
>>3589501>You are Fluttershy>In your house>Your teats are inexplicably expanding again!>Rainbow Dash wants to borrow some moon sugar>She starts drinking from your teats to help because she's loyal to you and the pressure building is hurtful>Her belly is expanding>She can't fly no more>The end
>>3589567>tfw the MLPG will never have an exclusively Pinkie thread
>>3589552Gummy chewing on Angel's tail, who's slapping him to no availFluttershy is hiding behind a couch
>>3589575>comic sans
>>3589501Fluttershy starts farting uncontrollably when you give her a wing massage.She is embarrassed and says sorry.You tell her it's cool you like fartsAnd then you do her in the butt while she farts on your dick.The End
>>3589560Oh gosh, when was it finished?
>>3589565When aren't they GILDA?
>>3589575i don't...
>>3589565Now that you're here, at maximum level!
>>3589506For what it's worth I've already saved some SB and Mangneto pics for reference when I end up drawing herbut I've got a lot of other things I need to draw right now, like boxdog, quests, and gillou
got two hours or so to finish the Friend-Off. no problems.http://darth-franny.deviantart.com/gallery/?q=public#/d49nvvk
>>3589561because she loves anal sex
>>3589560I would worship for eons
>>3589501Fluttershy says "Can I borrow some sugar"you fapThe End.
>>3589590good feel
>>3589602I have no idea, I can't even remember where did I save it from.But, yeah, it's great
>>3589565Squeak, I have something I need to tell you....
>>3589615But that isnt Applejack
>>3589590>not mixing it up with some titanium white poneFaget
>>3589587>fun
>>3589616Even if Pinkie Gelded all of her close subjects?
>>3589560My queen...
>>3589607Alright man, thats good enoughgood to hear your back in the game
>>3589628
>>3589639Go to bed.
>>3589608Upload your entire Clarkson folder and I'll suck your dick
>>3589636>"I keep balls all over the palace.">"You never know when you might have a ball emergency!"
>>3589567Why not two best pones?
>>3589590
Apple's art drives me to depression.
>>3589603I don't know, it's nice around here sometimes. Depends on the time of day, the alignment of the universe and the mood of a particular fish. >>3589605Yay!>>3589608There's a friend off today?
>>3589657haha
>>3589631>implying that Applejack could love anal sex more than Rarityare you serious?
>>3589658>he copied my exact filenameKinda good feelBut it was a contextual thing in reply to an anon calling them a slut, what are you doing you crazy kids
>>3589665Two hoursTwo or so hours depending on time zones.
You and your favorite pony have been given a pair of potions. If you both drink them, then look into each others eyes, you will both gain each others deepest, most depraved fetishes and your bodies will be transformed to realize them to the fullest.Do you drink? What happens?
>>3589607goddammit weav, stop it, my dick is going to blow up all of south america, STOP IT NO DON'T I WAS JUST KIDDING DO MORE DORKY FEMSNIPS
>>3589633Let's build some happy little ponesLet's build some happy good OC's[There are no limits here]Start out by believing here
>>3589649God that was so bad.And cheesy.
>>3589671Just cuz shes a slut who would accept anal the minute you flash a couple of bits doesnt mean she LOVES it.
>>3589671They both love it equally
Well, that's interesting and all, but what if Pinkie Pie helped Twilight Sparkle loosen up and become sexually liberated but then Twilight became a sex addict and got pregnant and all her plans for the future were ruined?
>>3589682daily dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>3589649>fan of the fandom
WEH
>>3589628And what's that Sentenal? Long time no see by the way.
>>3589699>implying Twilight wouldn't get a magic abortion
>>3589636What if the mane six all had no major fetishes? They're not into piss or inflation or vore or castration or bdsm or play-rape or humiliation or pegging or even anal or anything like that. At most they might ask you to go harder/faster during the act but otherwise they're all pretty vanilla.
>>3589707Whoa
>>3589685I know.And sentenal thinks I capped it because he fucked up in a quest, but really I capped it because, gosh, that's the most autistic attempt at wooing I've seen in a long time.
>>3589682
>>3589722>the most autistic attempt at wooing I've seen in a long time.What an achievement
>>3589707And then Fluttershy became so many trees, she became a goddamn forest.
>>3589714are they all into ear cleaning?
>>3589714I would still be a very, very happy anon.
>>3589661>tfw you don't even watch streams anymore but open them up anyways to give a viewer to the drawfags
>>3589707Shit nigga that's gorgeous. Stop moaning about your art or I'll strangle you.
>>3589697You guys.Srsly.
>>3589709Max made me a cupcake.And I ate it.It was good.
>>3589739I used to do that, until I stopped caring
>>3588802Beginning is hard...I have no idea how the fuck I managed to hold on for so long.I have no idea for how long will I last...I'm afraid I won't for long
>>3589698
>>3589665Caramel's Light WHEN
>>3589739>tfw unless the person has good music taste or is using a microphone you rapidly lose interest in the stream and the chat dies
>>3589751>>3589718Sentenal please leave.
>>3589697>cuzStopped reading there.
>>3589755OPPA
There, done with tripping.>>3589722What's the difference? I know I fucked up in both accounts.
>>3589718>(Dead)
>>3589714Well, that would be perfectly fine with me.
>>3589751What happened to "I'm going to drop my trip because people think I'm an idiot."
>check out that 'PoniesPlus' groupbrb never sleeping again
>>3589714What IS she using her magic on?
>>3589774Got a problem with my shorthand partner?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/847416
>>3589791Anon, stop.
TheForMLPGanon are you here?
>>3589697but she really loves it, that's why she patented the gemstone buttplugs and the gemstone anal beads
>>3589791He'll drop his trip but will be totally SURE to let you know it's him in every post
>>3589793Look at the tail.
>>3589794Yeh mn, def got a prob wiv ur shorthnd
>>3589795Why do so many people draw horsecock and humancock hybrids?
>>3589791this is like the fifth time he said he's going to do that
>>3589751Ha! I remember that, back from the old days. Seems like such a long time ago. Weird. >>3589756How would tonight do?
>>3589755We gangnam style now?
>>3589793She is grooming hertail.
>>3589777GANGNAM
>>3589803>wivOy 'ou havin' a laugh over my accent Guv?
>>3589795hahaha oh wow
>>3589810>>3589799I put it on just for two posts and for a purpose. It's finished with, I was just trying to have some fun.
>>3589714What if their fetishes were normal activities that didn't really interest you particularly?"Oh god, brush my mane harder! Yes!"
>>3589810He will get starved for attention and put it back on.
>>3589813It was long time ago... god it's all coming back to me. First impression of mlp. Hours on imageboard talking about ponies and stuff... hunting down favorite artists and streams and and... I feel old now.
>>3589813>tonightHow would it do? How about FREAKING YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU YES!
Oh god Smile
>>3589840Oh god yes. First the mane, then the tail.
>>3589855>You will never catch Pinkie having sex with a cake.
Heads or tails anon?
>>3589840Twilight: Ear cleaningDash: Having her hooves filedApplejack: Having her mane brushedand idk for the rest.
>>3589829Listn, m8, u and me r gonna av problems in a bit if u dnt stop wiv ur shite, awright? A'll av u. I got ard m8s who will bak me up. Proppa psychos, man. I dnt even need de bakup im jus sayin u better watch ur back or ull get jumped bruv.
>>3589840I would brush AJs mane all night.I would be in heaven.
>>3589840you mean "oh, celestia"
>>3589888>Dash: Having her Hooves filed
>>3589885Heads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
>>3589846>first day in MLPG>suddenly realise that holy shit all these artists even stream>an art stream can't be fun to watch, can it?>someone links me the drawfag monitor>bookmark, set to homepage, launches on startup, would definitely fuck
>>3589885Tails.
Which pony would most likely get pregnant first?
>not drawing
>>3589888>Rarity: having her eyebrows plucked>Fluttershy: baving her hooves washed with a sponge>Pinkie Pie: being bathed>Spike: scales plucked and varnished
>>3589888"Yes, darling! Iron those pleats h-harder! Aaaah! Mmmyes!"
>>3589910http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbnswbN8-nM
>>3589921Fuck that shit, don't want now
>>3589846Way back when things were on /co/ and we were speculating about whether this would be a slice of life show or not, and dreading the occasional two week delay.>>3589854Sure, give me round about an hour.
>>3589921>drawing
>>3589813>Caramel's Light>tonightNO I HAVE FRIENDOFF TO DO BUT OH GOD YES PLEASE FUCKING DO IT.
>>3589840You like organizing my bookshelves, don't you? Mmm yeah, you organize them REAL good~
>>3589921I'm drawing a blank
>>3589921But it's too lateAlmost 4 a.m.
>>3589671IamFistity!muah ha ha!
>>3589922I'd say change fluttershy's because right now it's a mix between pinkie's and rd
>>3589920Rarity or Pinkie if they aren't careful
>>3589909>>3589918I'm actually a Master of Subtly. GG hit it on the head with his description.
>>3589931I still said this is not animu, give me slice of life.
>>3589888>Dash>not tail-braiding
>>3589920Pinkie because she's a ho.Depends on who'd have a reason to be pregnant, assuming that they'd retain their sensibilities throughout the decision-making process. Applejack has the most reason to start a brood of her own, but there is always the chance one of the others would start feeling lonely and her clock would start ticking.
>>3589955Think Rarity is Anal about what goes into her ass?
I don't hate you.
>>3589921why must you remind us everyday anon, this daily dose isn't a good dose
>be on facebook>this person comments on one of my friends' statuses
>>3589964Truly outrageous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwz6xYcEyPA
>>3589958Having her wing massaged
>>3589931>Dat posterHnnnnnngggg!!
>>3589920pinkiefor some reason, pinkie getting pregnant is hotter to me than just about anything
>>3589682>OCs
>>3589976Daily dose you say?
Post spitfire porn please.
>>3589979>being on facebook>telling anyone on 4chan about it
>>3589975Is Cheerilee pone Mr. Rogers?
>>3589970I don't have any agent smith pictures
Anon...I was doing some reading, and...um...a-are humans REALLY in heat all the time?
>>3589967The clock starts ticking when you're like 35+.Rarity will be that old mare, still singe, still looking for that perfect Prince. No one is perfect Rarity.
>>3590000If you dont count this as porn too bad.Piiiieee~
With his cheese-crusted cock fucking deep into my salmon slit, the sensation of his veiny quim prod smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his bald-headed yogurt slinger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his slut slayer made my spaff seep like a broken coffee maker. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still weeping. I thought it was over but his chorizo howitzer had other ideas. The feeling of his penis pudding flowing down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
>>3589936Don't test me
>>3590020Whore.
>>3589999Give me the lethal dose, doc.I need it.
>>3590011What the?Scootaloo?
>>3590018what do you know about heatyou don't even have genitals
>>3589984>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwz6xYcEyPA>1:10Chills down my spine, man
>>3590036
Tell me honestly mlpg, what is your opinion on the profession of teaching? What is the general opinion of teaching in your country or region?
>>3589975You're just saying that. I don't believe you.
>>3590053Bad, really bad.
>>3590048I get that one, but what's the thing with the skee-ball one?
>>3590066Beats me. He's drawing OCs for other people to take? People aren't paying him to draw their OCs?
>>3590053Shit pay, fuckton of work
>>3589888>Dash: Having her hooves filedAh!~ N-not so fast, you're hurting me...
HA-HA! I'm not drawing and there is NOTHING you can do about it! Yeah take that mlpg!
>>3589707Too abstract for me.
>>3590066>>3590082I think its a game when you pull out and cum on her back. like 50 points if your jizz falls into the 50 circle.
>>3590053The status of that profession has been going downhill for a few years now, with budget cuts, classes with 35-40 students in High School... My parents even advised not to take the same path as them.
>>3590088unf
>>3590093Your head is ugly, Twilight
>>3590053Teaching is important as fuck and good teachers are hard to come by. A good teacher who inspires their students to seek out knowledge on their own is to be respected, praised and treasured.Sadly, my country thinks of teaching as standardized test scores.
>>3590082I think it was supposed to be a joke. He seemed genuinely surprised when someone actually offered him the money.
>>3590101That's stupid.
>>3590106No it's not!
>>3590039Here, take a closer look
>>3590053education in my country is extremely shitty regardless of the huge money spent on it
http://tropesvswomen.com/>Cosplay: Innocent Fun or Sexism in Disguise?Thoughts?
for the purposes of this story, the Mayor is acting kinda bitchy. and then kinda cougar-y.just, y'know, FYI.
>>3590093But Twilight you draw conclusions all the time.
>>3590114yeah but now you want to play it, don't you.
>>3590119Holy fuck, Twi, fix that
>>3590132>thoughtsNone. I don't care if feminists want to twist things to their benefit.
>>3590135Bipolar, gotcha.
>>3590139Kinda.
>>3590028I can't stop laughing
>>3590127Haha, that's just a screenshot from the show, there won't bet any reaOH MY GOD
>>3590106Say that to my face and not online fucker and see what happens
>>3589697Yeah, well YOUR favorite pony is an anal slut and a cheap whore too!
>>3590151>>3590132Article is fake idiots.
>>3590127Would you make Twilight wink?
>>3590166>ear slutfixed that for you
>>3589999i meant the >you will never be able to draw dose, not the gigantic green cock dose i actually like the latter
>>3590132I don't see how it can be sexist if the person decides to dress that way themself. if they were forced to wear it as a uniform at work while male uniforms were pants and a shirt, then yes, it would be sexist.but these are people choosing to dress the way they want. and this says nothing about non-sexual cosplay
>>3590166But Twilight you are my favorite pony
>>3590183Manually I would.
>>3590164I AM CUMMING FOR YOU ANON!>wwalks out of thread
>>3590166Well AJ does like it up the ass..But she knows better than to sell herself for cheap
We Toilet Spackle now
Oh man.I fucking love Skee-Ball >Girlfriend is skee balling with me>She leaves to go to the bathroom>I get it into the 1000 hole>No one ever believes me
>>3590196>AJ>having the business savvy to charge a reasonable price for her anus
>>3590196she'd sell herself for more than the others (except maybe Rarity), but that hardly means she isn't cheap.
C# anon here. I'm sick and fucking tired of people not using shit that I labor over, so I'll let you decide.Select a project:>4chan image collection tagger/searcher/sorter/viewer>rule34+gelbooru download-by-tag>MLPG archive search script, with regex>oggchan image viewer (with its accompanying audio)
>>3590196Nah, AJ does it for free. Its all a part of the famous Apple Family generosity.
>>3590164Nah, your face is really ugly too, I can't be near to you
I would cuddle Twilight from behind.
>>3590212She uses anal as an incentive for her apple sales."Y'all buy all these apples and you get an hour in the barn with me.
>>3590143Like this?
>>3589888>>3589922>>3589985>You will never clean Twilight's ears>You will never wash Pinkie>You will never file RD's hooves>You will never brush AJ's mane>You will never massage Fluttershy's wings>You will never pluck Rarity's unibrow
deadlinesDEADLINESWELLPROGRESS REPORT
>>3590218>C# anonmah nigga
>>3590209Toiletest pone
Would you still watch the show if the Mane 6 were all male?
>>3590235But it smells back there.
>>3590218>MLPG archive search script, with regex>oggchan image viewer (with its accompanying audio)These two. Though I'd prefer the former over the latter to have priority. No backlinking is getting quite tiresome.Thank you for working over this. I appreciate your efforts.
>>3590240>You will never brush AJ's maneWelp. I guess thats it.See you guys in Equestria.
>>3590088>Implying Dash would let you touch her hooves.>Implying she wouldn't just kicj you in the chest and flew away if you tried.
>>3590088>her legs start to quiver>"Are you alright? Should I-?">"N-No! I'm fine! P-Please, don't stop...! Don't stAH! <3"
>>3590256Probably even more so.
Name one other cartoon character in the past ten years that has encouraged reading. That's right, you can't.
>>3590256Can't see why not.
>>3590227that gif just makes me think how much i'd like to see some TF of the manes turning into actual horses.
>>3590256I would.
>>3590218>MLPG archive search script, with regex>oggchan image viewer (with its accompanying audio)Those.
>>3590239Or more like this, darling.
>>3590259There is a 4chanX script for the archive
Is this where the party's at?
>>3590256Yep, because you just fucking KNOW one of the episodes will have giant robots.
>>3590272Wishbo->10 yearsoh
>>3590218the archive one
>Implying this is not the cutest thing everhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ
>>3590287And I had it once. Then it stopped working and I haven't found it again.
someone give me something sillysexual to draw here
>>3590257if ponies smelled like actual horses would you still cuddle them?
>>3590218Archive one, please!
>>3590304>someone give me something sillysexual to draw hereGohn, pls
>>3590305Yep. Especially my favorite pone.
>>3590283I really like how Rarity gets the most augmentation/mechanisation art.
>>3590288Acid pls go
>>3590304Pinkie "eating" a stallion made of peppermint sticks.
>>3590304Femsnails and male Applebloom
>>3590288Sorry, it's next door.>>3587606
>>3590240>you will never wash PinkieFor some reason I can't stop imagining Pinkie splashing around in a tub or river, giggling and squirming around while you try to wash her.
>>3590301That goat is a bully.
>>3590305Probably not.
>>3590304>>3590240
>>3590246already done and submittedalthough i am fairly sure my partner has disappeared and won't have anything submitted
>>3590340a cute bully
>>3590247We are not exactly a dying breed.>>3590259>>3590279>>3590296>>3590313On it.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/820585/exclusive-batman-the-dark-knight-returns-part-1-trailer.jhtml#id=1690758
>>3590301Oh...god...
>>3590235>>3590257[frrrrt]
>>3590304Cheerilee confiscates pornagraphic magazines from Rumbles desk. Keeps him in for detention. Turns out she has the same one. It's her favorite.
>>3590256Quite likely.
>>3590351>implying you're still not mah nigga
>>3590349>Finding such a horrible display cuteThat goat should be put on medication.
>>3589888>>3590240>Twilight rests her head in your lap and lets you clean her ears with an ear-pickif only...
>>3590338>Stay still you little shit!>nu uh!>she starts splashing around and throws a rubber duckie at your head
>>3590371then you are mah nigga as well
>>3590377hgnhnhg
>>3590304Pinkie drinking from a straw while the cup is awkwardly sitting in Spike's lap
Does anyone have the FRIEND OFF poster thingy?
>>3590377>you start getting irritated and hold her down>she grabs your arms and pulls you into the water with her>yfw
>>3590304Scootaloo eating cock.
YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MANE 6 PONY IS GOING TO SACRIFICE THEM SELF TO SAVE THE OTHER 5YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHAT ENEMY AND HOW SHE SACRIFICES HERSELF TO STOP IT
>>3590397I JUST POSTED IT YOU DINGUS
>>3590334Secon
>>3590406Fluttershy. Nathan.Raped to death.
>>3590398>you keep that face as she starts shampooing your hair>you're still fully clothed>she just hums a tune oblivious to your plight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4W7hsDhSCBg
>>3590246thank god i only ever do stories that are, at MOST, four thousand words. makes it so easy to deadline-scum.
>>3590397>>3590246
>>3590421>Live action based video game stuffNah
>>3590304Guard pony's face is smeared grey from eating out Mayor Mare's pubic area
>>3590042Which pony loves to watch Bob Hoss?
>>3590421http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3KUyPKbR7Q
>>3590420I like this.TEEEEX
>>3590423You done Snark?
>You will never
>>3590434>He doesn't realize and stands guard, his face smeared that way for the rest of the day.
What does it say?
>>3590468NEVER WHAT?
>that feel when
>>3590476Hi i love u - snips
>>3590476"Rarity ur beautifool and I luv u, lol jk ur a slut by by"
[yt]q81ptFSA4mk[/yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mkI want Goose Howard as an antagonist for S3.
>casually pet a pony on the head>look over and see that their eyes are closed>a look of absolute peace is on their face as they lean into your hand>you suddenly realize just how much you mean to them
>>3590468>>3590482>my face when
>>3590463no. only just got to the beginning of the sex.
>>3590476ur a faget
>>3590476>"ur a faget"
>>3590494>[yt][/yt]wat
I forgot how fun Jak X Racing is, and Tara tells you everything all up in that bitch
>>3590476It says "Love letter from a secret admirer"I know it looks hard to read with the light pink color
what would it be like to be a human married to a pony
>>3590499>>3590482>>3590468>mfw tfw ywn have a gf
>>3590502>>3590501I love you so much, guys
>>3590496
>>3590463Oh my
>>3590501>>3590501>>3590502>>3590502
stop having incest
>>3590510No way Jose
>>3590514
>>35904937 years old Rose pls go
>>3590514>ywnIs this the birth of an epic meme?
>>3590533you called?
>>3590533are you eating pancakes? I want pancakes
>Jerry Springer wants bronies on his showOh god. I'm really considering going completely incognito in this fandom because of all these shock jocks and dreck TV hosts wanting to drag the fandom through the mud.Not that it doesn't deserve it I mean
>>3590532
>>3590543Reginald, why are you always on MLPG? This doesn't seem to be a nice place for you
>>3590553/v/ pls go
>trying to post Apples' new picture>it's already been posted elsewhere on the boardBother.
>>3590557Jose or José?
>Applejack cosplayers>in charge of not being hotseriously like 90% of the AJ cosplayers are pretty hotbtw these are some pretty lazy cosplays, i know that usually the MLP cosplay is like that, but that AJ doesn't even have apples nor orange anywhere and that Applebloom (yes that's supposed to be Applebloom), i mean really?, is that hard to get a fucking red wig and a yellow dress?
>>3590561Ask Jerry to autograph this
>>3590563People need to see my fanfictions! Reginald saves Equestia 2: Nightcords revenge!
>>3590496>rub her head in slow back-and-forth motions>it musses up her mane a little, but she doesn't seem to mind>she giggles and moves her head in rhythm with your rubbing>her ear flicks as you tickle behind it with your index finger
>>3590583Man, she fat
>>3590561Someone tie up Nathan and send him to the show.>Actual bronies show up.>The audience starts ripping them appart.>Some loud black chick starts making them cry.>They explode into spaghetti.
>I can wash myself! I can wash myself!>You know the rules; bath time is special quality time.I'm running out of pics to make awkward shorts from
>>3590577Its probably because he already posted it you retard.
>>3590583wow I thought she was Pinkie from the thumbnail..
>>3590601SMALLER
>>3590585>He signs on the dick.
>>3590590Fuck your shit
>>3590615But just look at her
Guys pls, quit calling my favorite pony a slut.Pls Pls
>>3590615but she kinda is
>>3590632but fluttershy is a slut
>>3590589>move your other hand down to her neck>give her withers a gentle scratch>she shudderingly exhales and loses her footing for a moment as her knees turn to jelly>once she steadies she presses her head against your body and pants as you continue your loving pets
>>3590632but she kinda is
>>3590583This is what you guys get for being autistic hate lovers before.
>>3590638>>3590630Your guy's definition of 'fat' is astounding to me.
>>3590630>>3590638But she's also attractive unlike: >>3590648That is both fat and unattractive
>>3590648You guys don't know when to stop having your own brand of fun, do you? You have on setting: Go.
>>3590666Satan pls
>>3590615oh fuck a skeleton!ABANDON THREAD GUYS HES GOING TO GET YOU
>>3590603So he has.Truly, I am retarded.and here I was thinking I'd looked through the thread beforehand just to make sure he hadn't.
>>3590648>>3590670>3Kx4KWhy
>>3590670
>>3590670>girl behind herSHENIQUA BE ALL LIKE, TO YOUR COSPLAY
>>3590583>Fluttershy cosplayers in charge of not looking like men>Rarity cosplayers in charge of not having one thing wrong with them that completely kills the whole look>Pinkie cosplayers in charge of not being terrible>Dash cosplayers in charge of not being scrawny>Twilight cosplayers in charge of not being boring
>>3590632Just ignore them.They only call her a slut because they are sexist cis scum who don't check their privilege level.
>>3590676
>>3590615
>Cosplayers
>>3590340Bully? I thought it was a billy!
>>3590676Did you know that you have a skeletonINSIDE YOU
>>3590684how else are you going to fit all of their fatness into the pictures?
>>3590291levar burton>10 yearsoh
The Internet is scary.Related:>>3590277OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>35907092spooky
>>3590708pinkie plsplspls
>>3590709FUCK GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
>>3590676Stop being such a scaredy cat. You disgrace the name of Scootaloo.
>>3590703ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦˢ ᶰᵒʷ ʰᵃᵘᶰᵗᵉᵈ
stop posting ugly Applejacks
>>3590643Why is this so cute.
>>3590698I checked my privilege level once. It said "what would you like your tombstone to say?"
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY
We doing skeletons? Skeletons are fun.unless they've got a bone to pick with you.
>>3590741peperony and chease
>>3590708
>>3590686fuckin white people
>>3590737>You will never rub Russian Applejack's belly.
>>3590692Fluttershy cosplayers are usually fat, with some exceptions.
>>3590709closed browsershutdown computerthrew monitor out windowcalled policeburned down houseran into forestcried under a treedrank bleachwent to equestria
>>3590256Probably not.
>>3590748Is it the greatest you've never known?
>>3590728you know there is a skeleton inside you, and that one day, when you least expect it, hes going to pop out and... GET YOU
>>3590632Don't worry man, feel safe that Twilight is the true slut. Sluttiest VA, Sluttiest librarian personality, biggest purple ass. Special talent is 'magic', which is friendship, which means her special talent is making friends via orgies and magic blowjobsReally I shouldn't have to spell this out.
>>3590771
>>3590790>you will never feed Twilight spaghetti
>>3590643>slowly crouch down to a kneeling position, allowing her to lower herself and lay down>stroke your hand down the back of her neck and run your fingers through her mane>a long sigh escapes her lips as she presses her cheek up against your chest and nuzzles her cheek aganist the fabric of your shirt
>>3590771This rule is not specific to Fluttershy cosplayers.
>>3590771The one in the owl sweater is cute, she should really cosplay as a better pony. >>3590789I know.I've cut my foot to the bone before.
>>3590782Sure, let's go with that.
>>3590803>Princess Anorexia Well, at least there's no danger that she might digestia!
>>3590739Because that pony loves you. She melts at your every touch and treasures every moment she spends at your side.
>sister comes in my room>shows me her fluttershy cosplay>fluttershy is my favorite pony>mfw
>>3590561Oh yeah did Tara go on Howard?
>>3590806>you will never feed Tara Strong spaghetti while her head lies in your lap;_;
>>3590824>she should really cosplay as a better pony. I don't quite understand, she's already cosplaying as Fluttershy.
>>3590771And the ones that aren't tend to be men.
>>3590790Twilight:>Pure >shy dorky>Cute>Dumbest smartest pony everTara:>Slutty>dumb>uninterestingTHe polar opposite of Twilight.
>cosplay faggotryI swear, it's always something with you fuckers
>>3590840Boner engaged.
>>3590807>Adventure Time tattoo I am sure she will never regret that.>MFW my mother was telling me about people with "My Pretty Pony" tattoos today.
>>3590840>mfw you have no face
>>3590861>pure>This is what twifufags believe
>>3590861Nice shy girls can be sluts.
>>3590811>suddenly she rolls over>looking up at you she pulls her hooves up>you smile and rest your hands against her waiting belly>her eyes roll back as they close, her back arching into you as you begin to rub
>>3589931Tick... tick... tick...
>>3590885she's too socially awkward to be anything else
>>3590861So I guess that makes Tara a good actor atleast, to be able to pull off her opposite
>>3590878>"My Pretty Pony"Bet she tells you to quit playin your nintendo.
>people saying that Rarity is not a slut>mfw
>>3590758Even though this movie is terrible I have a soft spot for it because it got me into reading the books as a kid and prior to that I HATED reading even though I learned to read at a young age.
>>3590857thats not cadance, but I think I might hit
>>3590872always.
>>3590909>female dragons>no giant hipsNo sir I dont like it.
>>3590764>That>Not this
>>3590670oh my yhvh you can see every little mistake of nature on her face in high resolution>>3590878SHE KNOWSyou must eliminate her anette
>>3590899Why must she be a slut? Why can't she just be a strong independent mare that is sometimes flirty?
>>3590872what's wrong about cosplay? at least is pony related
>>3590807I would.
>>3590897She doesn't know I watch it now. But she kept trying to remember the names by asking about the pony toys I used to have when I was little.
>>3590927>cosplay>pony relatedI bet you think humanized is cool, too
>>3590914
>>3590856>2.3quiet>good
>>3590895She´s too slutty.
>>3590909>the green oneFor some reason, I imagine her as Pinkie.Would Pinkie make a good dragon?
>>3590936Were you gay or something?
>>3590920>female dragons>no giant hipsI know
I wonder if I had a trip I would be one of the "personalities" here. Would people find out where I live? Photoshop my face onto things? Become some viral meme?
>>3590925But I like my mother.
>>3590937what's wrong about humanized?at least it can be pony related
>>3590939She's 2.3 times better then the shit pony you like
Are there seriously two Scootanons posting right now?
>>3590959I like your mother.
>>3590951Yes, but thats besides the point.
>>3590953oh babybest dragon
>>3590958If you're thinking things like this, I suggest you to end yourself.
>>3590873the worst part is she knows she is my favorite
>>3590937it is
>>3590899How many epic memes do you think Glitter is responsible for in MLP fandom?Rarity is a slut is one of his machinations, but there has to be at least a couple more.
>>3590958You've got a little something on your forehead there
So what are we discussing?
>>3590967You must be really new here.
>>3590967It happens a lot
Which pony is best to gently rub and massage as they coo and shudder under your tender affections?
>>3590967>just nowwe've been going at this for... over a year i think, christ you're slow
>>3590967we've had 3 going at one time before
>>3590986Is she acting lewd around you Anon?
>>3590953>that picI guess you could say this balances the scales!
>>3590967yes.Kind of. I really don't post Scootaloo every post.I don't know why I'm a Scootanon.
>>3590962>>3590987that's it. fuck this. fuck you guys. fuck it all. i'm going to bed. i cant deal with you faggots tonight. not like this
>>3590839But Anonymous, I cannot into love.
>>3591015
>>3590990He started the whole Rarity is a slut thing?I don't know man. I really doubt it
>>3591005Obviously it's the pony you love the most.
>>3591005
>>3590963You're really saying that about your princess?
Each one, teach one we free each oneTravelin from Cincinatti to the far east sonAnd we just begun to spread the gospelSubstantial, Pase Rock, hip hop apostlesFar from preachin with this art you call rappinTakin y'all back to before this all happenedFrontin hardcore when you barely soft pornNever penetratin the inner to get your heart warmRock on, art of this ridiculous paceDisrepect hip hop and I'll spit in your faceThese pitiful wastes of oxygen, it's madnessGet in your case, and all your shit, like back checksI got my eye on ya, like insanity grabbed yaI'ma sleek pathogen, and I can't stand rappinYou're bound to get ripped, and then turned into garbageI stay blessin mics, my followers pay homage[Chorus x2:]Substance, blessin itYes I am, blessin itUV for life, hell yes we stay blessin itPase on, blessin itYes I stay blessin itFive Deez forever you know we stay blessin ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5FB2WObnQQ
>>3591010nope, it's just weird seeing her dressed as a character I have a lot of porn of
>>3590967Yeah. Neither of them ever post anything of value. Filtering them greatly improves thread quality.
Okay, so what is going to happen in Luna's next episode?
>>3590990He started every meme on 4chan.
DORKS
>>3590990I didn't start the Rarity is a slut memeRarity started that
>>3590986she wants to fuck, then.
>>3590771>>3590771> tfw Nasse secretly inro fat girls
>>3591021Don't get so angry over nothing, broham
>>3591033>He started the whole Rarity is a slut thing?Nah, the show did
>>3590890>move your hand in slow rolling wavelike movements over her pleasantly soft flesh>her tummy rises and falls in rhythm with her relaxed breathing, a coo of delight escaping her lips>lightly scratch your fingertips against her belly>it rumbles under your touch as she starts to giggle uncontrollably
>>3591027That doesn't matter. She'll love enough for the both of you. Whatever it takes to spend even a single extra second next to you.
>>3591051You going to make some more porn with her?
>>3590990>Rarity is a slut is one of his machinationsDude, it came from the show
>>3591045Who went to who, begging for lessons on how to be a better pony?
>>3591033It was always kind of there, but it really took off when Glitter forced the fuck out of it.
>>3591021k
>>3590990is there a collection of all of weavers mlp art somewhere?
>>3591066>it rumbles under your touchI dont like where this is going
>Waiting for r63 anon
>>3591006I know there were two I just don't think I've ever seen or noticed them both around at the same time.>>3591001Quit jumping at the chance to call someone new, you dicksmurf
>>3591079yes
>>3590748where is this
>>3591063Why cant she be real?
>>3591075But she was useless as usual and just ran away from her.
>>3591071nah man not my thing
>>3590840>>3591051> rapeNo, but seriously, you know what to do. This may be the only your chance to convince her to have some hot wincest sex.
>>3591058Glitter, please.please.
>>3591015I actually laugh at your stuff, I got amused easily
>>3591063I'm not even upset, just a little frustrated.It's like, the worst thing ever, and people like it.I just don't understand
>>3591079Yeah.
>>3591113humanizations and cosplay are nowhere near the worst thing ever..
>>3591101Just act like she is in character.Tell her to be in character and it won't be incest.
>>3591090and where would that be?
>>3591069She's just using me for her own pleasure. Love has nothing to do with it.
>>3591083>I know there were two I just don't think I've ever seen or noticed them both around at the same time.Really...?
>>3591123>Tell her to be in character and it won't be incest.This guy get it.
>>3591077i started to see Rarity as a slut because of the way she acts in the show and i never payed attention to anything that GG does
>>3591080what's wrong with it?
>>3591047Anon pls, we know you like shitty music, but this isn't Facebook.
>>3591113>humanizations >the worst thing ever
>>3591113better than pony porn
>>3591080>suddenly she starts farting>her midsection balloons wildly as she grows a horsecock>she begins to devour ponies as she alternates between cumming and pissing>the farting doesn't stop as she winks loudly and turns into a changeling
>>3591113Other people like different things than you?Whats so hard to get?
>>3591123>nope.avi
> missing the perfect opportunity> anon in charge of having good thingsSHIGGY DIGGY
>>3591107what
>>3591150is there a Nigel face edit?
>>3591156
>>3591142What would Agent Smith's name be if he was a pony?He'd be Agent SmPONYith!
>>3591145Usually when "Tummy" and "Rumbling" are together in the same post it turns in to->>3591156NevermindIT BEGINS
>MLPG
>>3591159It's called spite. The general goes through it every time someone posts something nice or when someone slightly fucks up,
>>3591173THE OFFICE STREAM WHEN?
>>3591047hey just because nujabes is good doesn't mean you need to post lyrics hereOUT
>>3591161But she wants you to be her Angel.
my mom heard Fifty Shades of Grey has sadomasochistic themes and now he wants me to buy it for her
>>3591183Fuck off Tumblr
>>3591185I KEEP ASKING AND IT NEVER HAPPENS
>>3591156Can we work in some sounding into this?
>>3591135I'm not gonna pay attention to every post in the general. Especially Scootanon posts..no offense, Scoots
>>3590990>How many epic memes do you think Glitter is responsible for in MLP fandom?None.
i can't get the idea of a pony turning into an actual, non-talking, non-magical pony out of my head now. i think when i am done i shall write that fetish.
>>3591159Just... why?They're ponies. That's the entire point. They're literally just "little ponies"And you're throwing that all out the window.I can understand the weird fetishes like scat, vore, and diapers; I can understand the weird shit like fluffy abuse and rape; I can understand the over-the-top bronies who go to cons and sing in Pizza Huts. I don't like any of it, but I can at least understand.Humanized and cosplay shit is literally behind me. You guys are just fucking weird
>>3591144I guess I didn't notice, sometimes my mind is not so good and it plays trick on me and I remember things that do not exist.All I remember is that Rarity Slutshaming started taking off around the beginning of season 2, and then someone from brought that /a/ Table meme into MLPG and here we are.
>>3591198Rectal sounding.NOW THE FARTS NEVER STOP
>>3591173>That scene of Dwight and Angela in the kitchenMy fucking sides, please someone stream the first seasons this weekend.
>>3591212oh, hahahagood one
>>3591218Excellent. Now, how about diapers and accordion playing?
>>3591195>>3591185>>3591222I would do it but I'm too busy programming
>>3591204u mad newfag?
Whatcha listening to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o05xPuZF2I8
>>3590632>>3590698No, I declare a fabulous fatwa upon those who insult best pony.
You know how I would want a Celestia episode to be like>Celestia says good night to a very tired Luna>Princess it's time for your morning meeting with the Zebra emissary>A nice calm discussion with the emissary, all in rhymes >PRINCESS THE GRIFFONS ARE THREATENING WITH WAR>Cut to Celestia trying to negotiate with them in the middle of a Gladiatorial match to the death as per Griffon tradition>Princess is time for your breakfast>A nice calm meal where she's happy, even acting a bit childish that the chef made one of her favorite foods>PRINCESS AN URSA MAJOR IS WREAKING HAVOC IN THE SOUTH>Action packed scene where she deals with it>Princess it's time for your daily massage session>and so on till the ends where a tired Celestia is going to bed and A happy Luna asked how the day was>"as usual Luna"
>>3591218THE FARTS WILL LAST FOREVER
Which pony wants nothing more than to press her body against yours as you hug her close?
>>3591217Butthurt dashfags
>>3591212Its fun. It lets you reinvision your favorite character into someone who could exist into your world.It also gives people boners.
>>3591244The sound of my fan.I had music playing but Im tired as fuck and its only 10pm.I hate this feel.
>>3591212i can't
>>3591244http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET4-wWRWHD4
What is it called when a horse motorboats its lips?
>>3591252Your favorite
How come so far there is no porn of Iron Will, Pinkie Pie and Rarity in a threesome?
>>3591246>Princess Celestia gets more done before breakfast then you ever will in your pathetic life Luna says to herself
>>3591272Snorting? I don't know.
>>3591254I don't think it was the Dashfags, as despicable and retarded as they are.
>>3591272...a snort?
>>3591277Because they would never do it with a monster
>>3591244http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj0lwIZTysoThis. It's really neat listening to the background music from the episodes that you never reeally get the chance to pick out under everything else that's going on. There's some nice stuff in there.
>>3591156>you will never see a cute greentext story not get ruined
>>3591134How can you say that when she even treasures lying next to you as you sleep, watching your chest rise and fall? She just wants to be near you, anon. She just wants you to love her as much as she loves you.
>>3591277Because this fandom hates penetration in porn.
>>3591244My AC, waiting for CaralightI have a sneaking suspicion tonight will be like the previous debuts of Caralight chapters. Like, it won't happen, and it'll happen tomorrow when I'm away.
>>3591277The same reason there isnt any porn of Dipper getting gang banged by all the minotaurs of the mountain.Cause thats fucking awful, you sick shit
>>3591183What's with the background in the top panel?>>3591193Why is it that some GIFs just scream Tumblr?
>>3591298Dashfags have it rough.What with their favorite pony being the mascot of the Brony fandom.
>>3591244http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zoiJXfmY9II'm setting up a mixtape.
>>3591258If you're going to make up something that won't ever exist, then why not just imagine little ponies like in the show? That's what you like anyway. Pretending they're ponies brains in human bodies or whatever doesn't make it less weird
>>3591277I was expecting so much porn with Iron Will because of CoC.But then: Nothing. What the fuck dudes?
>>3591297>>3591299Thanks
geez, i feel kinda bad about doing a story that's only a thousand words or so, when i know everyone else's doing fucking novels.eh.
>>3591212>>3591212>I can understand the weird fetishes like scat, vore, and diapers>Humanized and cosplay shit is literally behind medude wat?>You guys are just fucking weirdmmm delicious irony
>>3591320Because those are Tumblr style gifs.
>>3591306sorryI just couldn't resistI may have had a little to drink as wellwe can go back to rubbing a cute pone who loves it if you want
>>3591244>>3591244>>3591244http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUaHUCn_5oc
>>3591325Oh just wait a bit more.Twilight has the lead with a huge advantage.Rainbow is like forth place now.
>>3591347there's nothing wrong with a good short story
GUYSGUYSSTOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOWAND WATCH THIShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ&feature=g-all-f
>>3591325Not to mention 0r0 wants to be Rainbow Dash so bad he gave his OC a horse cock.
>>3591351DrunkAnon plspls
>>3589682>>3589704Why do I feel so... warm, inside?...This is seriously making me tear up.
What will have a bigger reaction from its fanbase when it ends:Pony orHomestuck
>>3591363Some anon posted it some moments ago.
READY FLIM?
>>3591272Raspberry
>>3591351Too late.
>>3591372Pony because the fanbase is biggerAlso Homestuck will never end
>>3591347I actually just finished my friend off >fanficAnd I feel really bad cause it's so long. It's probably going to be a fucking chore for anyone trying to read it
>>3591351>Drunk greentexting.Isn't it a little early RCH?
>>3591370>>3591381I'm sorryso very sorrysorry
>>3591386I don't know...I have yet to see a video of pony fans spitting in a bucket.
>>3591361There is no denying Rainbow Dash as the fandom's choice of favorite pony. All the t-shirts have her on them. The BronyCon logo had her on it. "20%cooler" and "10 seconds flat" are both Rainbow Dash quotes.Face it Dashfag. Your favorite pony is tainted and I'm very sorry for you.
>>3591347a short story can still be a good storybesides, i would be willing to bet that at least one person doesn't even finish their entry
>>3591372pony fandom. hussie is just going to start another adventure, the only people who would be really bummed out by homestuck ending is the part of the fandom who doesn't even read it.
>>3591387I just finished my friend offOh, anon, do go on. And leave out no details~
>>3591349How about a nice middle ground
>>3591252This one in my dreams
>>3591319MAN-otaurs.
>>3591347>tfw rewriting end of friendoff piece because it's absolute shit.I'm so sorry.
>>3591387remember: too short is always better than too long. if it's bad, don't have to take long reading it. if it's good, leaves 'em wanting more.
>>3591246>Cut to Celestia trying to negotiate with them in the middle of a Gladiatorial match to the death as per Griffon tradition> assassin griffon appears and attacks the Princess> she covers with her wings by reflex> it saved her and gives the guard enough time to stop the attacker but those blade-claws mutilate her wings> she will never fly againwelp, there goes my heart
>>3591333I'd like you to know that yours is one of the few names I ctrl f when checking the archive and current horse for content and music.Be flattered
>>3590302http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.js
>>3591401>That feel when bronies will never taint Applejack since they hate her
>>3591365Who doesn't want to be RD?Serious question.I mean she's so sexy and awesome
>>3591398FIX ITFIX YOUR MISTAKES AND YOU MAY BE FORGIVEN
>>3591410What a sick country this is. It takes the most innocent looking things sometimes to expose the most sordid, excremental part of the underbelly. With the expanding light of freedoms and civil liberties, the culture has no one left to publicly abuse, so it has turned in part to the pony. I’m not saying this is wrong, or standing up for the dignity of pony. They’re incredibly stupid, cute animals. I’m saying this practice is sad and pathetic. The culture is subconsciously fulfilling the vicarious practice of class oppression and humiliation on ponies. The greatest superpower ever known has been secretly emasculated in the biggest way possible. Caesar would be laughing his ass off at us.
>>3591429Actually feels kinda good man.
>>3591429they really hate her?
im fuck as drunkwhat i missand are we chill yet
>>3591417More like MAN-oboar.....ings!Cause they're lame!
>>3591429My nigga
>>3591454Who's OC is she?
>>3591430Well, I like being bipedal and having a penis, and I also don't want to be Rainbow Dash so there you go.
>>3591417http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9g3FXY01c
>>3591463>I'm drunk>Quick, better shitpostEvery fucking time, I smile
>>3591454Yes, because she is the most mature and actually has a job and works hard.Bronies can't stand that shit
Hey anonYour favorite episode is good.
>>3591431sorry>hearing her giggle you grin as you begin to tickle her tender tummy>her laughter grows louder as she rolls around on her back, tears forming in the corners of her eyes as you wiggle your fingertips against her>you relent after a bit, watching as she catches her breath>she looks up at you lovingly and rests her head on your lap
Why does Pinkie Pie always have the vagina of an 8 year old girl in all of her porn?
>>3591244http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlZakDfseyo
>>3591429They don't have anything to go off of if they wanted to.>She likes applesNot much to work with
>>3591470makes sense
>>3591309Ow. Right in the >feelWhy can't she be real? ;_;
>>3591363>reposting old shit we all saw last week
>>3591426I do this for Dooks too
>>3591488Yet they always have thousands of dollars to buy plushes n shit with.I dont even
>>3591490My favorite episode is Mare Do Well.Come at me.
>>3591490>good>not the best epiode
>>3591309>implying I'm capable of love
>>3591481All the times I ever shit posted was when I was up late at night and tired so much, I couldn't think straight. It's no excuse, but it's an explanation.
>Twilight and friends make a music video,What happens?
>>3591494I've never noticed.Because I have no idea what an 8 year old's vagina looks like.
>>3591499>country accent>hat>applesThats all I need to know to love her.
>>3591512tersepls
>>3591481>tfw drunk on the general and not shitpostingYou can be drunk and still have some self control you drunkards.
>>3591520Then why do you have a pet that you have safeguarded from the ills and terrors of the world?
>>3591523They never see it because TVs don't exist in Equestria
>>3591481but other than announcing to the world that ive been drinking there want really anything wrong with that postanywaywhats up
>>3591508Its easy when you got mommys credit card.Also lots of them are retarded with their money.
>>3591539Do you even
>>3591539Then how do they play their vidya?
>>3591539But vidya does.Explain this bullshit.
>>3591347>Not doing stories with 500 words or less
>you will never do this to a ponehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwoa1XcHXQ
>>3591512you are disgusting
>>3591475I could deal with being quadrupedal if it meant I could fly. The vag would be a nice bonus.
>>3591549On a projector like in Hurricane Fluttershy or in an arcade
>>3591499>baker>rodeo>athletehalf of the other main ponies have autism as their main trait and you're complaining about AJ
>>3591530I think you would really like living in south USAYou'd love a lot of people
>>3591571>or in an arcadeBut arcade cabinets have...Wait a minute
>>3591573>professions are the same thing as personality traits
>>3591571>>3591549>>3591551>you will never get to play thunderapple
>>3591501BECAUSE THAT'S THE PRICE OF REALITY BABY.
QUICKSay something terrible, yet completely true, about your favorite pone's fanbase.
>>3591530also, anal.
>>3591577>I think you would really like living in south USAI do live there.tfw I only have a light southern accent even though I was born here
>>3591608My favorite pony doesn't have a fanbase.
>>3591608Sentenal is a fan of Luna.
>>3591608They REALLY like porn.
>>3591601>your hobbies don't define who you are>in your first post you said her apple farm was her personality
>>3591371>>3589704>>3589682>>3589727>Bob Ross taught Celestia to create the spectacular golds and violets and reds in the sunrise and the sunset, making each day's beginning and end a thing of beauty.>He sits on a quiet, happy mountain, somewhere far from anywhere, and smiles when he sees them.>"Atta girl. It's just like I told you - you can paint with anything."
>>3591319
>>3591570If I had to be a fucking pony, I'd be a male pegasi. At least I have dem wings.
>>3591608>like all of the ponies>no matter which one it is, there's is someone out there shitting on each of them
>>3591608We're creepy.I mean, I'm not. I'm bro as fuck. Everyone but me though. Creepy.
>>3591608They're all massive autist with the weirdest fuckign fetishes
>>3591629I see you love all the ponies.
>>3591608We are usually pretty quiet but if you mention "pony ass" we swarm in like bees.
>>3591634Every day's a good day when you paint.
>>3591613>tfw Southern FloridaHAHA NO ACCENT HERE
>>3591573AJ is the most stable character on the show. She has a near-infallible work ethic, and her biggest fear is not living up to the respectable and reliable image others have raised her up to be.the common brony can't relate to any of these traits, and can only despise her for them
>>3591530>>3591577>>3591613>tfw you live in the state Applejack's accent comes from
>>3591635I am sad
>>3591646>describing the entire fanbase
>>3591642>liking more than one ponyare you retarded or something
>>3591608Uh.Well, they all want to have sex with her. Is that a negative thing?
so cl wants to fuck her dog, right
>>3591654Just old people.
>>3591654Everyone has an accent, anon. >>3591647Pretty much.
>>3591608Little Miss RarityWell I think it's now Little Miss Applejack so...
>>3591654>>3591613If anyone from abroad heard you talk they would instantly know.
>>3591626Winner of the replies. And no, I'm not kidding you retard, you really are the worst thing ever for Luna fans.
>>3591632oh manyour reading comprehensiongeez
>>3591646Did a satisfactory cap of Twilight transforming you into a >rape monster ever happen?
>>3591673Og yeah?Then what accent does Pinkie have?
>>3591608we love the porn.but how horrible this is would depend on your point of view, i suppose. i don't find it particularly horrible.
why do people say that Applejack likes anal?that's supposed to be Rarity
>>3591667she has admitted to jacking off her dog
>>3591673He has a MURIKAN accent.>I cant understand your accent
>>3591685
>>3591608they tend to grab barrets and combat shotguns
>>3591695
>>3591689All of the ponies in Equestria are equally bi and into analIt's canon
>>3591689but Rarity isn't a dirty earth pony
>>3591695It just HAD to be him. It's always fucking him with his shit way of capping.
>>3591691Haha, oh wow.Just one more thing to add to the list of reasons why to continue hating people.
>>3591701>>3591644mah niggazwe're the normal ones right?
>>3591672Don't forget crippling heat and humidity.
>>3591693>that feel when talking to someone with a thick accent>can't understand them, but feel too embarssed to say so and end up trying to muddle through the conversation lost
>>3591689It was a joke that turned into everyones head canonjust like everything else
>>3591608Chris-chan is a part of it.That is the worst I can say.
>>3591608nanaki has had canon sexual intercourse with my waifu according to the author.
>>3591724and the recent zombie outbreak
>>3591719>mlpg>normal
>>3591687North Eastern Party Accent
>>3591675>Little miss Applejack>sudden influx of Applefags thanks to thatOh god I hope that doesn't happen. If it happens I'd be so sorry for Applefags. Having guys like that liking Rarity is already pain
>>3591717I fuck my dog.
>>3591644"C-Complete... me!"
>>3591719>>3591735we are more normal than most Flutterfags
>>3591608There are no good PinkiefagsI'm probably the worst. She....she's the one that broke me
>>3591735If you can drop mlpg behind when off the internet and go about daily life without ever doing something pony-related, you're normal.
>>3591719you can't be normal, if DD agrees with you.
Dont know about you guys, but I love art that shows ponies in sexual positions but they have nothing there to show off.
>>3591734AT LEAST WE HAVE THOSE ORANGES, AM I RIGHT?
>>3591741Oh yeah, I think I remember you dog fucker.
FOLLOW UP QUESTION:Which -fags are your favorite, other than the your-favorite-pony-fags?
>>3591351it was rumbling because she was gigglingwhat did you do, AnonWHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR GREENTEXT? WE WERE IN THIS TOGETHER, MANTOGETHER
>>3591717>Believing people on the internet without proof
>>3591776I hate fags.
http://gizmodo.com/5927379/the-secret-online-weapons-store-thatll-sell-anyone-anythingSo, instead of us giving money to GG, let's pool our resources, push over a country no one cares about, and start a horsefucker country!
>>3591761I think its really cute, but not sexual.Just imagine how soft and cuddly a pony is when you dont have to worry about things getting weird
>>3591776I'm a Flutterfag.Pinkiefags are aight. Rarifags used to be bro but they've gone off the deep end lately.
>>3591319>>3591319>>3591319>>3591319>>3591635>>3591635>>3591635>>3591635
>>3591764Right, right, I'm the guy who pedantically argues that fucking my dog is a-okay or whatever
>>3591776drawfags
>>3591763Eh, they're only good for juice
>>3591776Applefags
Finished that requestfic about getting stoned with Celestia; I think it turned out real purdy-like, and it's a fucking monster for my usual output; 9,000 some words.I still am waiting for a reply from darf so he can help me proof it, but I should have it up by thursday at the latest.
>>3591776Applefag here.I actually dont mind the other -fags. They are all equally good people in my eyes.Well, the MLPG ones anyway.
>>3591731why does it have a pig in a blanket on its crotch
>>3591776This is a really meta thing.
>>3591789>not already knowing about that
>>3591776Rarifag.Applefags are cool. So are Pinkiefags.Actually they're all okay except for Flutterfags (since they have Deafdefiler) and Dashfags (they seem to take the jokes too seriously).
>>3591812
>>3591814MLPGfags are bestfags
>>3591776>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE FANDOMREALLYREALLYFUCKING REALLY
>>3591824but without DD are we ok?
>>3591824>judging an entire batch of -fags because of one personWhy anon
>>3591830So, you're saying MLPG is worthless and can't accomplish even the simplest, most menial task?
>>3591713Here, anon. I got this one. It's the best I can do.
I think I'm in love.
>>3591836Answer the question or don't.
>>3591689They both like it equally, but Rarity only does it once a week since she takes ages preparing with enemas and shit. Applejack does it daily, since she's a filthy earth pony who just takes a big dump beforehand and has a roll of kitchen towels to clean up with afterwards.
>>3591837Yeah, most of the time. Y'all take the jokes well.>>3591838Deaf is just that much of a killjoy.
>>3591838>implying you don't judge chubby-fags because of Ross
>>3591812What, proof-read? I could do that
>>3591854>Celestia>worthlessbitch u did not just go they're
What's the name of that cute bodybuilder?Samantha something?
>>3590304GG pls
>>3591858Does Dr. Comet still draw?
>>3591783sorry!I tried to fix it!>>3591493
>>3591876>u>they're not thereI think it's time for bed, anon.
>>3591861...Never touching AJ
>>3591812>that feel when darf
>>3591878Samantha Wright.She is very cute.
http://wn-nsfw.tumblr.com/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3591897>gildafags
>>3591892
>>3591689She has muscular buttchecks so obviously she gives the best anal.
>>3591506>>3591426I feel flattered, glad we like the same music!Also I'll be more productive about my colorings, I promise.Stream soon
>>3591885Not good enough, anon. Not good enough.You know the rules.It's time to be the slutty mare.
>>3591878Samantha Wright.but she's not the only one we are aware of.
>>3591634...right in the >feel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-EfT0AMuk&feature=relatedDon't mind me, just listening to the best song from the show
>>3591915oogabooga
>>3591872Nice. I have to go to sleep since I have work in the morning, but if you PM me I can send you the password not that it's very hard to guess>>3591828>The Internet will forever hold on to that time you were a whiny bitch in the generalThat's fair enough.
>>3591899Are we posting furries again?
>>3591856Are you fucking mocking me sentenal? First you sperg out, then you go /soc/, then you start your miserable little archive project and god know what else. And now this miserable piece of shit you pulled out of your ass. You are truly the worst thing to have ever happened, here or anywhere. I bet your parents wish you were never born, that you would have been cast out the window the moment they saw that ugly as shit mug on your face.
>>3591899
>>3591876"Oh, my sister's 1,000 year banishment from the moon is almost up and she's going to come back and be all evil and try to overthrow me? Guess I'll just... not do anything about it.""Oh, an old foe of mine has broken free from his cell, and he's going to come back and be all evil and try to overthrow me? Guess I'll just... not do anything about it.""Oh, there's an evil bug thing in my palace that was impersonating my sister/niece/cousin/some shit and she's going to overthrow me? No, I'm going to do something this time! I'm going to fight back! Oh darn, I got my ass one-hit-KO'd." You're right, she's totally not worthless
>>3591936Please no
>>3591789>Bitcoins are used >The only current real use for bitcoins is to launder illegal money and to anonymously buy drugs and guns online>Bitcoins were originally hailed as the "currency of freedom"What a fucking joke. It's a shady scam and/or used for illegal shit.
>>3591940holy crap bro calm the fuck down
>>3591930>0:34more pls
>>3591936We're always posting furries. Didn't you see the big Rose discussion earlier?
>>3591951Where exactly WAS Celestia durring episode one-two?
>>3591940I still want to hear about the time he tried jumping into his couch into another dimension.
>>3591909Dooks do you have that Purple Kecleon coloring guide link?I forgot to save it last time you posted it.
>>3591935JOIN THE SKYPE GROUP
>>3591951But she did undo the Want It Need It spell
>>3591914with pleasure
>>3591940at least we can all agree sentenal hate anon is the most autistic poster yes?
>>3591969It was never explained because Faust and AK Rogers are bad writers.
>>3591940This feels like the beginning of a new copypasta~
>>3591971I want to hear about the time he put a bullet through his head.
>>3591940You are this mad
>>3591493>run your hand down the side of her neck, all the way down to the side of her tummy>lift your hand and return it to its original position before repeating the motion, over and over again>she lets out a tiny yawn, as you start to hum a little lullaby to her
>>3591983This, but I like to think Luna sent her to the moon and then she magically got back immediately after the elements defeated NMM
>>3591982you just wait until my ten page fic where anon gets sent to equestria to live with cracklethen I'll hold the title
>>35919821) sentenal hat anon2) gg hat anon3) Deaf4) sentenal5) Winston6) Anonymous...9001) LK9002) Eurobeat
>>3591972http://stuff.veekun.com/pkcolor/Here you go.
>>3591977>RibbonBueno
>>3591998>mfw the ponies finally broke and I just stopped fighting it
>>3591935Wait wait wait waitHow do I PM you. Are you in the steam group?
>>3591940
>>3591789>Online weapons storeAll I want is pepper spray and a retractable baton.
>>3592009But SentenalhateAnon and GGhateanon are the same person.They're both Ross.
"No, please Anonymous don't do it" cries Pinkie Pie"Too late bitch, it's SAUSAGE TIME""OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she screams as you push her into the giant meat grinder and turn the crank"I'M DYIIIIIIIIIIIING" is the last sentence she says before being ground into sauageAfter a few moments the ground up Pinkie Pie meat flows together and reforms her"Oh Pinkie Pie, Ponies can engage in the most erotic roleplay ever thanks to magic.""Yeah, I know and being turned into a Sausage really TURNED ME ON. TIME TO FUCK"and then pinkie pie rode you all night long
>>3592009odyssey plspls go and make mlaap vol2
>>3592007GG pls>>3590304
>>3592007>ten page>not ten chapterStep it up, GG
>>3591965Unfortunately there isn't anymore. There probably never will be either just like another dragon episode
>>3592004>Celestia was trapped on the moon for only a few hours>"Ho god, is THIS what it was like for her? This is horrible!">after 20 minutes she was a gibbering wreck
>>3592010Thanks dood
>>3592033Oh, good, otherwise I would have forgotten Ross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsi6IlYHVPg
>>3591915>hoop earrings>bikini>scrawny body>long nails>belly piercing0/10Would not touch with a pole.
>>3592047>ten chapter>not ten volumesStep it up further, GG
>>3591951>Oh, my sister's 1,000 year banishment from the moon is almost up and she's going to come back and be all evil and try to overthrow me? Guess I'll just... not do anything about itLauren said that everything was planed by her. Twilight, the elements and so on.She wanted to save her sister. If she confrunted her, as NMM it would either end with her having to banish Luna again or with NMM winning and bad end for Celestia, and probably Twilight too since seeing her mentor die/banished forever/whatever would probably fuck her up>Oh, an old foe of mine has broken free from his cell, and he's going to come back and be all evil and try to overthrow me? Guess I'll just... not do anything about itThe only things that can stop Discord were the Elements, which were defeated.Celestia saved them with the letters. I wouldn't call that doing nothing.>Oh, there's an evil bug thing in my palace that was impersonating my sister/niece/cousin/some shit and she's going to overthrow me? No, I'm going to do something this time! I'm going to fight back! Oh darn, I got my ass one-hit-KO'd.Powered by Shining Stu's love. We've been over this.
>>3592033I always knew Ross was a pathetic piece of shit, but I didn't think he was THAT pathetic.That shit has to be a new record.
>>3592056That was a lot of time and effort for a pile of shit.
>you will never be an official campaign spokesperson for the Campaign to Elect Senator Scootaloo
>>3592004>>3592051>sent her to the moon>on the moonINTHEMOONNOT ON
>>3592037wait wait wait wait waitAm I magic?
>>3592098You are a wizard anon.
Did anyone manage to cap the Druid Fluttershy posts a couple days back?
>>3592056oh god hahaI love YTP
>>3592091I dunno, anon. She's a little two left WING!
>>3591897reminder that there is rule 34 of everything
>>3591977
>>3592118>two
>>3591861>Applejack goes about ponyvill stuffing various things into her ass, to see what feels nice.>Rarity is following closely behind, tearing off sheets of paper kitchen towels and wiping Applejacks butt.
>>3592111the one about the fertility ritual?I hope it didmy boner demands it
>>3592096Technically, a part of the moon. For thousands of years. Reduced to a series of conscious black specks, forced to look back down on her former home while her sister creates a holiday to demonize her.Celestia is a true hero
Can you imagine another man fucking your favorite Pony? Raping hermaking her a slave to his cumdoing things to her that you never would
>>3592071So, basically all Celestia did was spam Twilight's inbox with random letters, causing an immense amount of internal pain for Spike, and then took credit for getting her ass saved by Twilight
>>3592120Do you really need to say "There is Rule 34 of everything?" Can't you just say "porn?" "Rule 34" is just shorthand for "There's porn of everything."
>>3592145Go back to raging at sentenal, you sperg.
>>3592145do not repost his shit here.
>>3591974Maybe>>3592024Fimfiction nigga
>>3592149
>>3592135She has two wings, dont shes?
Butts
>>3592156yeah i used that wrong
>>3592149My man best not be cheatin on me
Just a reminding What Faust says isn't canon.Thank you.
Being a pegasus that can't fly is like being a nigger with a small dick
>>3591974what Skype group?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ndwbrq7to>lil miss rarity dramatic readingjesus christ
If Earth and Equestria merged, which pony would have sex with a human FIRST
>>3592158>>3592033>>3592080I love how sentenal has managed to fool you all into thinking I'm Ross. In the past 7 months, it's clear to me his influence has touched you all. You're nearly as retarded as he is.
>>3592149Yes.And I don't like it, because that is not my fetish.
>>3592210Celestia
>>3592211Shut up Ross.
>>3592211And got them believing that there's only one "sentenal hate anon"
>You will never be a female gymnast>Your trainer will never take the chance while "spotting" you to grope your taut rear end>He will never "Help" you change in and out of uniform
>>3592163JOIN THE SKYPE GROUP
>>3592232jj go
>>3592182HEEEEEEEEEY SEXYLADY
>>3592149Cuckoldry is an awful fetish.
>>3591789Could we take over Mexico?Oh god this deep web stuff is awesome.
>>3592232Just goes to the UN and sluts it up wholesale so then wont hurt her subject.Remeber the thing where pregnant mares slut it up so stallions wont kick the baby as soon as its born?
>>3592163>Fimfiction I-I don't have an account...Hold on I'll make oneI guess this was a long time coming anyways
>>3592259Let's start small, anon. I mean, how many of us are there?
>>3592126
>>3591962That freedom baby, all the guns and drugs you want.
>>3592251What cute ponies, arguing over who has the bigger cutie mark. So silly
>>3592055ross, like a true pedophile has moved to the GFGs. he drew some obese mabel but i didnt save it.
>>3592251>butts in glorious colourUNF
>check tumblr>Apples drew something newOh man this looks amazing.
>>3592321>he drew some obese mabel but i didnt save it.Small miracles.
>>3592300...RIGHT! Cutie Marks! What silly ponies...! H-heh!
>>3592245>tfw moot
>>3592323fluttershy has big hair
>>3592247Oh shit, right. I'll do that too.
Anyone cap that r63 Rarity abusing anon greentext?
>>3592335>tfw moot
>>3592353No, I just want to be the little girl.
>>3592353>tfw trying to browse knightys website
>>3592348No, but I wrote it. I also was the femanon in the R63 Rarity ERP. Apparently I like Rarity.
>>3592363>browsing fimfictionWhy would you do that?
>>3592321>Tree with hand roots>Ross drawing okay>bad hands and feet as usualRoss, the key to success is just have other people design your characters. Your original oens are terrible.
>>3592363>502fiction.netHahahahah
>>3592363>tf502
>>3592353Oh Applejack, why you so dumb?
>>3592293>LK Ribbon art I don't haveAnon plspls share
>>3592377Are you kidding me?I race home from school every day to read fanfiction.
>>3592373 So you're saying you would take 63'd Rarity's dick?
>>3592377It's where I put all my fanfictions I write>>3592386>>3592391I'm looking at one right FUCKING now
>>3592377To get my daily hit of notifications.
>>3592373>femanon>tfw soarin femanon will never deliver
>>3592348>>3592146>>3592111If you can provide key words to these two request and a rough idea of when they where posted, I can look for them in the morning. Too late now, I'm staying up only for Squeak. It it wasn't for him I would have went to bed an hour ago and not see this crap.
>>3592401Not that guy but I would
>>3592373Do you save that ERP?
>>3590394>Pinkie drinking from a straw while the cup is awkwardly sitting in Spike's lapawkward's good
>>3592146Yes. That one.And if we could get the posts with Twilight having uncontrollable magical ley-line-resonance-induced orgasms, that would be nice as well.
>>3592401You don't know the half of it. I'd kill to be a woman.
>>3592210Whichever poor filly gets raped by a brony first
>>3592321>he drew some obese mabelWhy?Why?Fucking why?God.Dammit.God fucking dammit.Why?Holy shitfgodfuckingdammit why?
>>3592392>Flick open your lighter and show Applejack>"See Applejack, this is what's called fire. Can you say fire? Fiiiiuuuuurrr.">"I know what fire is, anon.">"Careful, don't touch it or it will burn you. Fire is hot. Hooooooooought."
>>3592418>purple substancewhat is it
>>3592428Please Anon keep going remember you are his little slut.
>>3592418Awkward's fun.
>>3592418>awkward's goodYes, gg, we knowgoddamnit do we fucking know by now
>>3592446Kool aid.
>>3592419>i'm the one who wrote thoseheheheh
>>3592415The last two or three days, tops.>druidic fertility rites>"C-complete me now...!"
>>3592418Out of all those ones!Shit I'd thought you'd go for the Cheerilee one man. Figured the whole set up was right up your alley.
>>3592417http://www.mediafire.com/view/?yjyd0ypb4giicggI used to post a dropbox link but I want to see how many people download it from now on.
>>3592396It's in the piss>>3559806
>>3592448Maybe I could make him and his friends dinner before taking my place under the table?
>>3592415And when I mean crap I didn't mean your requests, the other thing.>>3592419OK, so:Twilight and orgasms.R63 Rarity abusing Anon.Druid Fluttershy.Did these three stories happen in the past 2 days, and any key words to look for?>>3592469I'll look for that sentence.
>>3592471You're the stallion mansion femanon? Lucky girl.
>>3592499R63 Rarity was about 22 hours ago.
>>3592497All of them?
>>3592505I'm the stallion mansion "femanon", yes.
>>3592471Code? What?
>>3592470Nothing against Rumble but I don't find him all that interestingand besides I wasn't really looking for a whole comic series
>>3592499I case you missed it, an Anon posted some stuff for the Druid cap.>>3592469
>>3592445>She walks away.>Anon is doubled over holding his gut.>The lighter is laying on the ground in front of him.
>>3592519I thought we already established that my mouth is communal property in Rarity's gang, so yes.
>>3592493Oh god anything past part 4 is boner kill and even part 4 is pushing it. Thanks though.
>>3592531Shut up. As long as you're here, you're the little girl.Now why don't you see if Fluttershy needs some help with the animals?
>>3592418Risque things are always better when silly/awkward
>>3592499"Fertility," "Impregnation" and those sort of words will probably narrow the search a bit.
>>3592552Keep going and you better dont fuck up this meal
>>3592546Hey Glitter Glue why don't you drawRainbow Dash wearing Spike's skin and saying she's the new Spike while covered in his blood
>>3592549>he is consumed by the writhing flames>Applejack comes into the barn and looks at Anon's smouldering carcass>"Fire sure is hot, ain't it." she says smugly
>>3592549>laughing at stupid ponyThats not very nice, anon
>>3592493Really hot up to part 3.After that it goes into that perfectly round blueberry style of fat/inflation that I don't really dig.
>>3592568>tfw started working full time shortly after doing thatI just don't have the patience. I'm getting my RP out in a non-sexual way at a Deathwatch campaign, sorry.
>>3592499seed, tree, child, mother
>>3592582>>3592548>>3592517>>3592608Anything for the Twilight orgasms?
>>3592398>tfw this was me in middleschoolI don't want this feel MLPG
>>3592628I think the twi orgasms and flutterdruid were in the same thread as Rarity, or maybe the thread before.That was a sexy thread.
>>3592567I never did finish it, there was gonna be more. It would have been ultra boner killing for you, I'm afraid.
>>3592628Worst Pony etc.
I woke up in a horse's stomach upon a foggy morning His eyes were crazyand he smashed into the cemetery gates
>>3592638Oh, and Rarity keyword: "tramp stamp" will get you to the first post IIRC.
Anyone know if there's a similar pic to this one for season 2?
>>3592546Well just because he's not interesting to you doesn't mean you can't just draw it.Also it didn't need to be a comic. Like one page with split panel.
>>3592663....
>>3592672I don't think so
When you are ready:>>3592695>>3592695>>3592695>>3592695>>3592695
>>3592654LK I love you man but try some weighty fat stuff sometimes like so:>>3592598You do so well in the early stages at showing weight but after a certain point they just turn completely round. I get that you like that and I'm not telling you to stop just saying I'd like to see some other kinds every once in a while.
>>3592672Jiayi said that she is not going to do it for S2or at least not in the near future
>>3592663Rudy's on the midway And Jacob's in the hole The monkey's on the ladder The devil shovels coal With crows as big as airplanes The lion has three heads And someone will eat the skin that he sheds
Why'd you leave /v/ GG?
>>3592691all I wanted was to be a happy man
>>3592667Thanks. I'll look tomorrow.Squeak? Are you among the ranks of the living? I'd like to go to bed with a freshly read good story in my head tonight.
>>3592672No matter what happens, I love this cartoon
>>3592654That's okay, blueberry style just aint my thing. You always give more boners than take anyway.Renne Quest tomorrow as usual?
>>3592723Well, fuck her too, then.
>>3592725Lets be honest, why would anyone want stick around there? /vg/ is were the games at.
>>3592552Keep going.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4WELP.That was quite good.
>>3592751Yes.>>3592722If you remind my I will. It's just that unless I'm told to, I always default to the things I like most. Just how it works I guess.
>>3592771I only still go there to shit it up as much as possible.>>3592745They can never take what we already have. Full disclosure: I'm super excited for S3.
>>3592552Anon please.
>>3592739GG are you ever going to draw threesomes of the two stallions doing one mare variety
>>3592780Oh fine. Just a bit though, I can't hang around forever.Just because Rainbow Dosh and Twilight only get my mouth doesn't mean Rarity is limited by such rules. After dinner, once the guys all move to the living room to play cowadoody, He'd probably lift me by my armpits and drop me down, asshole centered on his massive, throbbing cock. He'd throw his left hand over my mouth, roughly kneading my breasts with his right. He's in it only for a quick release between rounds, so he'd swiftly bounce me again and again, thinking only of his pleasure. After shooting his thick, virile sperm up my rear, he and his friends would laugh as he threw me to the carpeted floor, panting as his seed dribbled out of my spent asshole. After I caught my breath and turned around, he'd already be back to playing, but he'd impatiently gesture at the cock I had soiled. Knowing my duty, I would faithfully move in to clean him up.Once I had finished the most unpleasant part of my job, I would resume my rounds, approaching Applejack on my knees. As I moved in to begin, Applejack would buck me in the jaw, sending a sharp, searing pain coursing through my body. "Go wash that whore mouth, I don't want none-a your shit on my dick!" he'd say, eliciting laughter from the group.
>>3592788That's impressive; it's almost indistinguishable from the show.On the other hand, >plot
>>3593307>No horse dicksThe Applejack part is too much for me I only want Rarity abuse.
>>3593435>nobody likes any physical abuseJeez, it's like your fantasies are still grounded in reality or something.faggots.
>>3593454Just a little but a kick in the face is too much
>>3593491How about if R63 Rarity decided to take a bath?What if he shoved your face onto his cockunderwater and didn't like you up until he came?
>>3593454Nothing more for the night?
>>3593620>>3593627>timing, how do it work?
>>3593669Too bad but you should do this tomorrow >>3593620
>>3593720I would love it If Rarity grabbed my from behind, softly caressing the curves that were all his, holding my rear against the tension building in his waistband, before grabbing my neck and slipping a leather collar around it, strapping it snugly around me. He'd gently feel the diamonds he custom inlaid in it, before attaching the lead to it and taking me out with him to sugarcube corner for lunch. He'd order for me, of course; the chalky diet pastries are all he ever lets me have (gotta maintain that slender figure, and working out would just bulk me up. He does not have a thing for muscly girls. After he'd finished his sandwich, he'd get up and say a few words to pinkie. coming back to the table, and without saying a word, he'd grab my leash and pull me away from the pastry I wasn't particularly interested in anyway, leading me through the kitchen and down a dark staircase I'd never seen before.
>>3593898We are all alone?
>>3593945I'm watching you
>>3593991Oh my gosh
Drop it, guys.
>>3594021y-you too
>>3594021DROP IT
>>3594103Don't drop it. Then you'll have to bend over and pick it up.
>>3593945yes (in-story, I mean)>>3593898As my eyes adjusted to the gloom, it'd become increasingly obvious that the pink pony who called this shop her home had a penchant for rather unusual... toys. Scattered throughout the basement are a wide variety of devices, all of which seem to involve one form of restraint or another. Still wordless, Rarity would lead me over towards one of the less intimidating features, a small sawhorse, roughly my size. He'd press his hooves against my back, pinning me to the top, before strapping my limbs one by one to the legs. Tightly pinned and unable to move, he'd take my leash in his mouth and probe my slit as his forehooves supported the majority of his weight as the expense of my back. As he entered, he'd yank at the leash, constricting my airway to a fraction of its normal diameter. As I gasped to draw breath, his forehooves would press against my back even harder, leaving my lung muscles to strain against not one but two challenges. The pressure under hoof isn't out of malice, simply indifference, but it's not like I can differentiate as I gasp to draw breath while his massive organ gradually flares inside of me. Once he reached his plateau, he'd let out a sigh of contentment, releasing my leash and collasping the entirety of his bodyweight onto me, still buried to the hilt, semen seeping out around.
>>3594157Beg for mercy.
>>3594157>hermeant his.After a few minutes of what passes for post-coital play with Rarity (him nibbling roughly on my ears, mainly), he'd get up and walk around the sawhorse so I could clean him up properly. It would be halfway through this task that I'd realize we're not alone. The first thing I'd notice would be the smell of stale bubblegum, before feeling a lighter, softer (even bouncy) pressure on my back. I'd gasp and stare in surprise at Master Rarity, confused at the breach of the normal "rules of engagement". He'd giggle and mumble something about a "facilities fee", before taking a seat on one of the ratty couches situated nearby, with a perfect vantage point of what was to come. The pink stallion would waste no time in starting the process of mounting me, eager to receive his just due. As his member came to my still-sopping pussy, I'd do all I could to stifle a giggle as I sensed the rough size of the pony. Not exactly a pornstar, then. My derision would fly right out the window and he swiftly plunged what he did have in to me, immediately finding (and hitting) all the right spots, despite his inferior size. Rarity would be more surprised than me to see my pants, gasps, moans, and drool of pure ecstasy. Before the pink pony was done, I would have climaxed at least 3 or four times. As the stallion withdrew, bouncy as ever, Rarity would leap up, jealousy forming in his eyes, swiftly unbuckling me and yanking me towards the stairs and home.
>>3594397>would fly right out the window and he swiftly>andas*
>>3594397Oh god Im sorry Master
>>3594467That's all I have time for tonight. I got to sleep way too late last night, was tired all day.
>>3594495Okay I spect more abuse in the future you slut~.
Is voyeur anon still here? do you like the stuff, or just like watching us creeps fetish out?
watchingwaitingcommiserating
>>3594592>tfw wish I was a girl but not enough to go through painful, expensive, often ineffective SRS
>>3594644At the end of the day you´re not a real girl.
>>3594689Yes, but I can >pretend with people online.
>>3594713>not pretending to be a girl and a horse>2012COME ON STEP IT UP
>>3594713Too bad no-one write stuff like this.
>>3594728The cuckolding thread on new "masturbation"chan (fucking banned URLS) is pretty good for my fantasy purposes. It was either there or on 7chan that someone related this great story of his wife or longterm girlfriend tying him up for his birthday and posting a craigslist ad and finding a bunch of people, men and women, to fuck him (him being receptive-only, of course), before throwing him in the shower with his birthday cake and singing happy birthday to him.He says someone peed on him in the shower after he'd passed out, then his wife sat on his face in the shower even later, with him still covered in cake.It was literally the hottest story I've ever read, true or fantasy.
