Old Horse>>3567493So, what do you think ponies eat to stay healthy? All I see are a bunch of sweets and apples.
Previous Thread>>3567493[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 4.6 07/18/12---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF LAST EPISODE (S2E25+26) --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIdiPvVMrBoNew potential watcher? Try episode 4 or 10 if you don'twant to watch them in order.Download links for episodes:Season One: http://mrch.me/mlpSeason Two: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net/MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who on /co/:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Pony tumblr list:http://tinyurl.com/mlptumblrsDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams/Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linksArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>rape
>wings
>anal prolapse
>>3572301> tfw when around 60 or even lesskgnigga plz
>butts
Moomin x MLPFiM crossover in Season 3
>>3572341Is it a competition?
They eat balanced meals of flowers, hay, apples, and ham.
Oh god my dick.
red player is a nigger
>>3572344You're damn right he is.
>>3572367Wild, eh? So much for the whole "all animals are sentient" shit. Also, didn't Pinkie Pie eat a hotdog in one episode?
>>3572358please. that moonmin shit was my childhood dude
>>3572341I really wish I could fly with Dash.reality is so cruel
>>3572288thats similar to what i had in mind. bassicly: >she makes fun of him for having the magazine while he denies it being his. >decide to egg him on by making him put on some socks and act cute for her so she wont tell his parents>puts his face in front of him, asks him what hes going to do (not expecting anything)>he reaches out and gives her a little kiss on the nose>shes really surprised at the courage on him>decides to tease him some more by nibbing his ear>tldt it keeps going into full blown sex>by the end she decides her sister needs to get in on it (part 2 of the comic if i decide to make it)>thunerlane was home early and w
>>3572380>>3572380No Luna quest until friday, calm down your jimmies
>>3572390Yes.
>you will never watch a handsome stallion fuck a clear goopony>you will never hear him cry out as his tip flares visibly inside her>you will never be able to see his urethra bulge as hot spurts of semen gush and splatter inside her
>>3572390It's not unknown for horses to eat meat, though if I recall correctly they have trouble digesting it.
>>3572395butit's supposed to be a nonsexual relationshipwhy can't it just be cutemake it cute
>>3572394Tank, pls you're just a turtle
>>3572407If I didn't know better, I'd assume it was just some faggot latching onto it and repeating it ad nauseum, much like how >rape and all that got started.Why they'd pick that to latch onto is beyond me.
>>3572416keep in mind who you're talking to here
>>3572411>implying I give a single fuck
>>3572408which episode?
>>3572418Tortoise.
>>3572395YES! Keep going!
>>3572418Tortoise
>>3572433FALL WEATHER FRIENDS
>>3572390No. But she made a reference to eating hot dogs in the Fall Weather Friends episode. "And ketchup makes them doggies slide down nice and easy" or something.
>>3572416>implying there's nothing sexual going on in that imagenigga who are u fooling here.
There is not enough dash submission.And there's a lot of it.
>>3572472>kissing someone on the cheek>sexualWhat are you, a mormon?
>>3572477Marker's here! Everybody act busy!
>>3572415My head canon is eating meat is frowned upon and it's expensive but just an uncommon diet. Like being vegan or something.
>>3572460daww
>>3572367>>3572390The Senior Layout Animator said it was a mistake, btw.
>>3572460
>>3572474Would Dash be a submissive cuddler?
>>3572479I laughed.
>>3572503No he didn´t.
>>3572513Yes.
>>3572496what a cute pair
>>3572416I don't really care if it involves the twins.But I draw the line at anything with scootaloo thats just wrong
>>3572503Also human poses are a mistake. Whenever you see one the Senior Layout Animator messed up.
>>3572411>You'll never watch him cry out in pain when the goopony's acidity begins to digest his large horsecock.
someone draw this with futa rarity and futa caramel please.
Which pony can't stand cilantro?
>>3572501>ordering a buttplug just for a screenshot then cancelling orderthat's not very nice to the buttplug sales companies.
>>3572460no she didn't she just referenced a hotdog eating contest
>>3572537But why?Don't you find that "kiddy love" adorable?
>>3572549Fluttershy because she's objectively worstpone.
>>3572501>no poptarts
DORKS
>>3572536All the ships are cuteBut this was the first one I liked
>>3572564As long as it stays nonsexual, sure.
>>3572531yes he did, his name is Nayuki and he frequent AllSparkForums. All you need to do it run a search on that forum by username and keyword *ham* or *meat*. faggot.
>>3572564Of course! It is cute. The schoolyard crush thingBut not if they're rutting thats sick and wrong
>>3572564>kidswhat you never played doctor? or wondered about girl parts? man you must be asexual or something.
>>3572586And Faust said they are all lesbians.
>>3572580You are my niggest of niggas.
derpy is a very ugly pony
You go to Equestria and everything is just how you imagined it except you constantly hear this and similar things in the background.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutPqoQz5sProbably still worth it, right?
>>3572596watI actually am asexual.
>>3572573>All the ships are cuteYou and I are friends now.
>>3572580Is it Scootarumble time?
>DasBoSchitt confirmed to be a bronyQuality of life: significantly worsened.
>>3572622fuck off pedolord
>>3572614You reproduce by dividing into two?
>>3572632I'm having fun and you can't stop me.
soI was wonderingWhy do people draw porn?
>>3572628Who?>>3572632u mad
>>3572622it's RumbleSCOOT, you pleb!
>>3572622Don't think there's been any new pictures>>3572628Who?
>>3572620Magical
>>3572628who is that?
>>3572636Why yes.There are many of me, for we are legion.
Guys, why are pone bodily functions so hot?
>>3572610>USER WAS TRAPPED IN THE MOON FOR 1000 YEARS FOR THIS POST
>>3572628what a shame
>>3572646>Don't think there's been any new picturesWell, there's only one way to fix that.
>>3572642You don't have the colored of that?
>>3572653/)
KING OF THE HORDE!
here's the cap from that earlier thread
>>3572644I call it Scootarumble too.
>>3572638To make others happy, to make themselves happy, attention, and money.
>>3572664Voila.
>>3572638money
>>3572638because one of humans primary functions is fucking and drawing porn seems to comply with that.
>>3572637>Scootaloo is sweating>Someones left the ponies in the car
>>3572664Is this close enough?
>>3572597sorry, didn't notice that you are autistic retard at first
>>3572675dark like my SOUL
>>3572684But porn doesn't make anybody happy. You're lying.
>>3572638Did you know that some of the first pictures ever taken were of a cat and a naked woman?Look at the internet nowLook how far we've come
>>3572676>Not naming it correctly
>>3572642>>3572646>>3572650>>3572659He makes Shitty Gmod videos.Some of them did make me laught though.Not sure why him liking MLP comes as a big suprise and I really hope he drops Gary's mod for sourcefilmmaker.
>>3572638i really like horse dicks but i dont like how most people draw them so i am trying to learn.
>>3572708Luna is such a pretty horse.
>>3572688>Derpy forgets Dinky in the family van on a hot summer day.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/LethallinLast Round Up is Now
>>3572711At least it's not Rumbloo
>>3572711OH WELL.time for round faces
>>3572698>implying what you posted is a citation.>Implying some random forum user works for the show.
>>3572675I can't fucking read it.
>>3572709I want sauce on this. This makes too much sense.
>>3572742Stop.
>>3572742>dinky rolls down the window with her magic>it won't roll back up anymore
>>3572757>cats and porn everywhere
>>3572744>tfw you had to go through every single rumble/scoots romance pic on Derpibooru and add "Rumblescoot" to the tagsRumbloo is a stupid ship-name and you won't convince me otherwise.
tiarawhy,are you going to continue working on that Rumble comic tonight or can I go to bed?
>>3572742>fluffy pony drowns
>>3572745time for boop
>>3572767>Dinky breaks the electric windows and has no allowance for 2 years to repair it
>>3572711this picture is so pretty
>>3572727Prettiest princess.
>>3572776Who's trying to convince you otherwise?
>>3572797Good thing Chrysalis is still the prettiest Queen.
>>3572747> not knowing who Nayuki ishello summer of 2012
>>3572727I am dating that horse on the internet.
>>3572793rumblescoot is a very adorable pair
>>3572809very pretty
>>3572701>>3572750Don't like it? Make your own.
>>3572757This is one of the first images ever digitized.>Alexander Sawchuk estimates that it was in June or July of 1973 when he, then an assistant professor of electrical engineering at the University of Southern California Signal and Image Processing Institute (SIPI), along with a graduate student and the SIPI lab manager, was hurriedly searching the lab for a good image to scan for a colleague's conference paper. They got tired of their stock of usual test images, dull stuff dating back to television standards work in the early 1960s. They wanted something glossy to ensure good output dynamic range, and they wanted a human face. Just then, somebody happened to walk in with a recent issue of Playboy.>The engineers tore away the top third of the centerfold so they could wrap it around the drum of their Muirhead wirephoto scanner, which they had outfitted with analog-to-digital converters (one each for the red, green, and blue channels) and a Hewlett Packard 2100 minicomputer. The Muirhead had a fixed resolution of 100 lines per inch and the engineers wanted a 512×512 image, so they limited the scan to the top 5.12 inches of the picture, effectively cropping it at the subject's shoulders.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/LethallinWe're at the last roundup guys! Come on in we're watching ponies!
>>3572784>What happens when you tell her that all she had to do was wait a few minutes, and then the motor starts working again.My dad's Astro does this. I freaked out when it wouldn't go back up at all.
>>3572709Behold, the oldest piece of figurative prehistoric art
>>3572830What kind of crummy capper are you?
>>3572833 here>This is one of the first images ever digitized.Well, no, that's incorrect. But it's one of the most recognizable "test" images in computer science history.
>>3572845Would you a pone built like a fertility idol? What if it was one that had a dick?
>>3572845>giant penishead boobsare they shitting?
>>3572816...this is one of those gamer luna things isn't it?
>>3572835But it's so late, I need my beauty sleep.
Just a reminderThunderlane drugs up and rapes Rumble every few nights, making sure Rumble can't remember because of the drugs
>>3572849The kind with low brightness CSS.
>>3572809>Nobody ever says she is pretty.>She made a few drones tell her she was pretty but it was hollow, without emotion.>Drones suck.
>>3572727>>3572797No match to her beautiful sun sisters, though.
>>3572825Are there purple eyes the exact same purple? It looks like it.
>>3572811>Keeps using ad hominem.>Still no citation.
>>3572875...or Luna Quest.
>>3572895I would tell her she's pretty. And I'd mean it.
>>3572845>That chubby anthro Fluttershy greentext will never be finished>Anon will never fuck his beautiful Venus
Did a thing.
>>3572908>OH NO I'M BEIN AD HOMINEMED ON THE INTERNET BETTER POINT IT OUT
>>3572915god dammit, why did you have to remind me of that?>it cuts out right as the fun startsWHY
>>35729180r0?
>>3572872When was the last time you saw Shitting DIck Nipples, MLPG?
>>3572918That´s really hot, I request pony porn.
>>3572915>chubby>anthro>Fluttershy>greentextMy boner demands to know more
>>3572918my fucking boner
>>3572918HOLY UNF
>all this rumblescoot>realize I never had a relationship like this when I was really young>or when I was a teen>or everHuh.
>>3572918I have the most normal boner right now.
>>3572915>anthro.But that's wrong.So fucking wrong.
chrysalis is a cool concept
>>3572959>implying it wasn't anthroMight wanna go back and reread it, esse.
>>3572931I can't remember.I must have blocked it out of my memory.
>>3572970It was human.
HAHA!SHIPPING!
>>3572970You first, esse.
>>3572955man, you must HATE those humanized teen >greentexts
>>3572991Surprisingly they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.I enjoy seeing others in happy relationships.
>>3572955>You will never take in a pony off the streets and give her a good meal and a much needed bath.
>>3572977>>3572989For the record, we're not talking about the fertility-ritual story. That's something else entirely.
>>3572931Not in years.Shit seems vanilla nowdays.
>>3572911bad end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQvideo of that asshole baby goat from the gifs earlier
>>3573003Uh, yes, unlike you we aren't that fucking retarded and know what story we are arguing about.
>>3573003Did anyone cap that?
>>3572987
>>3572911She wouldn't believe you.
>>3573027What's your fucking problem?
>>3573030No...unfortunately."C-Complete me now...!"
>>3572918I don't know which character this is and I don't care.
>>3573051>Octavia tripfag>bowtie>Octavia cutie markTake a wild guess.
>>3573042Wasn't it based on one of Sheela's anthro pictures. With Fluttershy looking into a mirror, and Rarity standing next to her preparing to make her some clothes.
>>3573051>bowtie>trebble-clef speech bubble>Octavia's hair>poster's name is "Octavia"GEE, I WONDER
>Mark Hamill's performance in Batman Beyond Return of the JokerCan someone remind me why some people didn't like that series?
>>3573050Is there a cap of the unfinished one?
>>3573021Ahahahaha shit that goat is amazing
>>3572911Necessary feel incoming
>>3573068>>3573066STEVEN MAGNET?
Reminder: Dash is cannon Bisexual
>>3573067I thought it was based on this one.
>>3573068Obviously it's Rule 63 Fancy Pants.
>>3573050"The seeds take root, the tree bears fruit. The child becomes the mother and the cycle is completed."
GUESS WHATYOU GET TO DELETE ONE PONY YOU HATE FROM THE SHOWAND CHOOSE ANOTHER PONY FROM THE SHOW TO TAKE OVER ALL THEIR DUTIES/EPISODES
>>3573066I don't follow brony fanon.
>>3573021hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggh
>>3573086It was, because of that pose she's doing.
>>3573066I don't follow OC's.
Urge to draw raisingmust break arms
>>3573092That was part of the fertility fic.
>>3573083
>>3573041What a shame...She really does look pretty cool.
>>3573093Delete Pinkie PieAcquire party pony grown-up Applebloom, to contrast with her sister's hard-working nature
http://www.synchtube.com/r/LethallinITS A 3 WAY TIE. Come in and break it and vote for the next episode to watch!
>>3573094>>3573105>I dont watch the showFixd for you bronies
one day to do Friend-Off story.at least this time he does humans.
>>3573067>based on one of Sheela's anthro picturesOh shitOne of you niggers better post that shit
>>3573094>Implying WE didn't fucking name her
>>3573122D'awww
Time for bed.
>>3573108...Yes. It was.
>>3573122Getting some last second editing right now.QUESTION:How goes your Friend Off entry?
>>3573093Delete CandenceReplace with Luna
>>3573129And we're not bronies? Pull your head out of your ass.
>>3573123See>>3573086
>>3573138But it's 10 in the morning
>>3573156u mad
>>3573122oh god i still have to do my picture
>>3573156No we're not broniesWe are better than that
>>3573067>>3573123This one?
>>3573156whoa manwhoanew recruits aren't allowed
>>3573138sometimes i look at pictures like thisand wonder how great it would be if i could replace all the on model and anthro porn with pictures like it
>>3573164I meant the greentext.Hell, just give me a timestamp or something so I can archive dive for it.
I don't get MLPGs boner for Sheela.I mean fuck, do you see the shit she draws?She drew a pocket sized Misty from Pokemon about to get teabagged into oblivion by male swimmers
Just a reminder:Sibsy hats the name Octavia.
>>3573156No, we are not Bronies. We are Horselickers. This has been established.
>>3573121>I never get the jokes.>I better call them bronies so I blend in.
>>3573184but why
>>3573185http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3525984.htmlstarts at >>3529051
>>3573146Almost done. Hit some writer's block though, have work off so I should finish it on time.
>>3573156>broniesYou must be new here.
>>3573188who the fuck is sheela
>>3573201>Pretending to be retarded.
Good night, MLPG.
>>3573093Delete Nightmare Moon.Replace with Cadence.
>>3573149Would that mean that Luna kicks Chrysalis's ass instead of being kidnapped and dumped in the cave, so the whole finale never happens? Please say yes.
>>3573222goodnight
>>3573217Really shitty GTS artist that make terrible anthros and immediately ruins any boner I have.
Is the anon who wanted me to draw NMM here?
>>3573146>>3573171I can't do it
>>3573196horsefuckersget it right
>>3573222Good night.
>>3573222you aint the real goodnight anon.I WISH A BAD NIGHT FOR YOU.
>>3573217Chick who draws busty anthro ponies, along with a whole shit load of macro/micro shit.Tolerable when drawing females.Her males are fucking pig disgusting hyper dicks the size of your leg with balls the size of balloons monsters
>>3573243Must I post Bob Ross again?
>>3573233No, it means Luna fucks Shining Armor and is now the Horse God of Love. And Nyx is in the show.
>>3572743>>3572743Does not wok for me. Let's move to livestream?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzDskIFU8EOH SHIT NIGGA HE'S GOT SUM AK's AND RACKAT LANCHASBRONES BETTTER WATCH THERE FUCKIN BACK
>>3573222I'm joining you.
>>3573239what the fuck is GTS
>>3573244but, the f-word is a no-no word...
>>3573222Bon soir.
>>3573093delete twilight sparklemake applejack the main protagonist (which leads to some hilarious moments considering there are now two applejacks)
>>3573253Oh Jesus Christ no.
>>3573253I'm not okay with this.
>>3573252I get it, I can do it if I think I can but I don't think I can so I'm fucked.
>>3573196>all of our contributors go to brony cons>all of us like mlp and mlp fanart>at this fetish discussion about poniesSo not only are you all Bronies in denial, you're all also furfags in denial.
>>3573189Well, what would SHE call her, then? I've heard no other alternatives.
>>3573250goodnight anon doesn't really sleep
>>3573253>And Nyx is in the show.Why the fuck did you do that!?You let in one OC you have to let them all in, that's the rules.
>>3573251
>"Anon How do I be cool?"
>>3573285>babby's first troll
>>3573251post link so i can judge
>>3573285>allstopped reading right there.sage'dreportedemailed mootcalled the policewrote my congressman
>>3573262Great Titanium Slides
>>3573285You have no dress-sense and also you feel up little kids at playgrounds.See, I can say stuff about strangers on the internet too.
>>3573299Eat a bunch of ice cube.
>>3573285yeah pretty muchi hope you've enjoyed your stay!
>>3573243>>3573171You can do it, just keep at it.>>3573188Please don't bring in stuff like that.>>3573262GTS is an abbreviation for fetishes involving growth, transformation, and shrinking.>>3573282NO YOU CAN DO IT. PENCIL TO PAPER OR PEN TO TABLET.GET STARTED. YOU CAN AND YOU WILL DO IT.
>>3573292I wonder if McCarthy knew that before she did the wedding.
>>3573311>and also you feel up little kids at playgrounds.Have you been following me?
>>3573292>Applehorse gets to be a thingI'm okay with that
>>3573299Show us your boooobs!
>>3573251Just search Sheela on paheal furaffinity or some other porn site.You'll find er
>>3573299Bleach you hair.Wear dark sunglasses.Make this face, constantly.Also spray yourself orange, the more orange the cooler.
>>3573329No, but that doesn't make it any less true. Because I said it. Therefore it's fact.Everything I say is right and everything you say is wrong. That's how it works.
>>3573297this is sheela? to me this is better than the average shitty anthro picture.
>>3573268Imagine how much better the show would be if they did this.
>>3573308he is right, though. Most of them did visit bronycon.
>>3573255This guy can't be serious? Can he?HAHAHAHAI hope he's a parody
>>3573282you idiots need to realize you need lots of practice AND talent.
>>3573357they snagged some bronybux though, so it's all good
>>3573297>Giant Human Dong Spike>Human Dong>Not Dragon dong
I think Boss Ross is overrated
>>3573363>that feel when naturally talented at almost everythingDamn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
I was trying my Hand at something neat. But I seriously can't into mechas. all dat detail and precision lol.whatever. here anyways.
>>3573363You're confusing Talent with Luck in Opportunity.You can be an amazing artist and never take it to lengths career wise that a normal person would recognize. That's the luck.Anyone can practice and get good. Getting noticed is something else almost entirely.
>>3573389manmani love you
>>3573389Lyra's got some serious hips
>>3573255MP5K AND SAWED OFF FUCKING SHOTGUNFUCK WITH ME AND YOU'LL DIE
>>3573389oh goddem hips
>>3573255>Reported for terroristic threat.>Gets kid arrested.
>>3573255This song is so fucking avant garde.
How accurate is this still?
>>3573368>"Turn the darkness... into light...!"
>>3573389It's a good effort. Perhaps next time you'll do even better.
>>3573432Oh I like where this is going
>trying to leave mlpg to go to bedjust 1 more post... then waiting 10 minutes to see if anyone replies.
Which pony would make the best mecha pilot?
>>3573255>Threatens, no promises he will destroy a place of business, killing or harming all inside.Sooo....who do we report this to so we get this God loving Christian locked up?
>>3573432I guess its good I stayed up.
>>3573432A whole stack of them?Someones resourceful for a little guy. Unless they're his brothers stash. Hand me downs
>>3573479that's not a stack. she's looking at the centerfold
>>3573479shes holding one of those center page pullouts (like magazines used to have these huge 3 page poster board images). >>3573473wont be done tonight, after i finish all the text/lineart i still have to go do all the backgrounds and shade everything
>>3573438Its always such a simple art style.Why is that even remotely sexy?
Twilight retched and sputtered, but her efforts to eject the swiftly clotting slime from mouth were impeded by Chrysalis's vice-like refusal to let her head up or her lips shut. Her thrashing and incoherent screams of protest only grew more urgent as the Changeling Queen slithered her dripping tongue straight down the depths of her throat, flooding her mouth with a pervading, sickly sweet flavor that insisted upon being savoredTwilight's horrified gagging slowly gave why to guilt-ridden whimpering, and half-stifled moans against sensations not at all unpleasant. Every puff of Chrysalis's breath rolled leisurely onto her face and filled her nostrils with a sugary aroma that stoked a fire in her head. The feeling of Chrysalis's tongue snaking around her own to glide across her teeth sent the fire shimmering down the rest of her body like dripping wax. Twilight's struggling grew weaker with a shudder, and her eyes rolled back...
>>3573255I don't even. What am I even watching?
http://www.synchtube.com/r/Lethallin>5 way tiesRIDICULOUSGet in here and vote on pony!
>>3573505speccy does draw the cutest genitals.
>>3573505because he drew a 12 year old girls vagina on a horse and you are a pedophile.
>>3573426Holy shit that is terribleGilda ate Trixie. UNF
>>3573509...keep going.
okay, i have my options for the F-O narrowed down to a five.what sounds best:>drinking with humanized Applejack>playing in the snow with humanized Rarity>humanized Poonka in an unspecified situation>Mayor Mare conducting a "public relations campaign" with a random stallion>mermaid Twilight (with human top half)
>>3573432rumble looks hilariously like something glitter would draw.
>>3573551Option 6: Having this done earlier
>>3573537Tell me something i don't know.
>>3573550I only do short shots. There is no more.
>>3573565due tomorrow, do tomorrow. i have plenty of time.
>>3573574Damn.
Just came back from my daily run and lifting. It's 3am, I used my bike light to light the backyard.Do you work out MLPG? It's excellent and will improve you and your outlook on life. Won't fix anything, but it makes you feel better afterwards. It's like masturbation for the body.
>>3573551Knowing you, Rarity.
>>3573574>Not writing for 4 hours to appease the anon slave drivers
>>3573557Its the small beady eyes and the heavily lines eyelids.
>>3573551Mayor.With large apple as the stallion.
>>3573604ITS MOSTLY THE SWEAT
>>3573591i finished lifting 6 hours agoI STILL CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP
>>3573591About 40 minutes of cardio after work. I know I should add more weights, but I love listening to music at the same time.I'd love to go out more at this hour, too. BUt then I'd get shot.
>>3572439>Jay Naylor's adaptation of Atlas Shrugged with furry sex. Lots of furry sex.That's very different from what I was thinking about. I was thinking of making some story that focused on characters and treated them and their problems as completely serious. Then throw in some masturbation and sex scenes, but make them highly relevant to the story.With most porn, it's porn first, with some weak story to set up the sex. I want something that treats the world and the characters very seriously. And for the love of everything avoid cliches. I've read so many doujins that are just the same formula over and over again.
PonePillowSnuggleGimme.
>>3573630sex is spontanious and often random. stop shoveling all this metaphysical bs into it.
>>3573437Would Shining be Lyra's Gundam?
DAILY DOSEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
>>3573591I just started kindaI heard working your body out legitimately causes happiness. cause chemicals and bloodflow or something. I forget where I heard about that. But hell if I didn't giggle at everything after exhausting the shit out of myself
>>3573551Rarity
>>3573551Mayor Mare with Caramel"You misplaced the condoms? I guess we'll just have to do without~"
>>3573633Luna
>>35736004 hours to write something most people will skip over? (Except for the rare cases your writing gets screencapped)
>>3573591Nah, but it's cool. Older brother already had kids, so I don't have to continue the family legacy, so I'm okay with death.
>>3573426>Dash, Pinkie, Gilda love triangle.Wrong. Pinkie is just friends with Dash. Dash thinks of Gilda is an old friend. Gilda is the one who harbors a crush for Dash and is very possessive.
>>3573591>>3573591No, I'm thin and small as fuck. No reason. Besides, I have weak eyes and eyesight, doctor said it is not really safe to lift heavy things often.
>>3573630I once wanted to do something like that. Thanks for reminding me of it, it's going back on the to-do list.I salute you, fellow dreamer.
>>3573659It's not done for those who will skip it.It's for those who want to sit back and read it.Even if it's one other anon, even if they are helping.And seeing it capped and posted is the best feel.
>>3573518>synchtubeDoesn't work in the latest Firefox.
>>3573655>"B-butt...">"Ooo, a kinky one.~"
>>3573648oh god this fucking videowho DOESN'T like wu tang clan?
>>3573633Red RibbonYou might need a couple of pillows for that though
>>3573649laughing at everything isn't happinesshell I laugh all day with the shit you guys post but I'm pretty sure I have at least some degree of depression
>>3572290>I'd make a series about characters and their problems first. And then throw in some fucking.Oh god yes I love this. I want to feel attached to the characters emotionally before they start fucking, so that I can feel the emotional reciprocation. With my penis of course
>>3573732And that's part of the reason I like the Teen-Romance >feels so much, because that's exactly what they're aiming to do.
>>3573667Everyone dies. It's more a matter of quality of life. Do you want your final decades to be as happy and fun as possible?>>3573649There's some truth to that. >>3573622I jelly. Much better than what I do.>>3573685>No, I'm thin and small as fuck.Everyone has to start somewhere. I'm also very thin and if I posted how much I could bench press you'd all laugh at me.>Besides, I have weak eyes and eyesight, doctor said it is not really safe to lift heavy things often.Well, even weights? They're only a few feet from you and you can control them and get a sense of where they are just by holding them.
>>3573648This isn't my usual dose
>>3573648I lost it
coin flip says Rarity.don't know what the deal is with the little design on her forehead. that detail will be omitted.
>>3573755Probably unicorn-analogue.
>>3573688>>3573630I predict that it'd please no one though. People wanting sexual fantasies would get annoyed at the characterization and dialogue. "Why are they going to fuck already?" People wanting stories would get annoyed at the titties.
>>3573704That sucks
>>3573647Gundams are bad. They are usually the least visually interesting mechs in Gundam shows.
>More pony giantessYessss....
>>3573742>You will never win that teddy bear from the faire for your girl.
>>3573755She's Indian you RASCIST
>>3573703When you put it that way, I... I guess I should take more pride in my smutit's still not going any further because I don't like getting explicit
>>3573775when you can't please anybody, annoy everybody.
>>3573479>Thunderlane tries telling Rumble about sex>He can't really tell him anything useful about it - because he's still a virgin himself.
>>3573787>tfw you've tried and failed
>>3573784Fluttershy you fucking fatass control your appetite.
>>3573796that sounds fun
>>3573755>Forehead thingy.>"I better remind everyone who sees this image that this is Rarity. She is a unicorn and has a horn here, so this spot is where her horn would have been because she is a unicorn but she isn't because she is a human, but she isn't actually."
>>3573796>>3573807That sounds Ross
>>3573509I much prefer the version of that pic where she's snowballing, instead of using slime.
>>3573775Surely there must be a happy balance between Plot and plot?
>>3573813>mfw this is what Ross does on purpose
>>3573797That'd be pretty funny actually.What a loser.Mohawks are for dweebs anyway.
>>3573805>>3573784>Out of character pony for fetish purposesNo soup for you!
>>3573775Bullshit, we get those greentexts in here all the time. There's at least a dozen people who'd buy that.
>>3573800You going to let that carnie in the shoot the star booth win?Are you going to let that meth addicted fucker win?!I picked that game because that fucking thing is rigged as shit.
>>3573789>IndianSouth Asian.
>>3573791It's an acquired tasteThat reminds meDoes anybody ever actually fap to the porn/smut they make I personally am unable to It seems weird
>>3573818Didn't have the guts to do a shot based off that one
>>3573830Pls Soup NaziPls
>>3573805O-oh my..um..I'm sorry, anon. It's just...I love to eat so much. I'm sorry.
>>3573797the end of it will be him the window jealous as fuck.i'm thinking in terms of next panels she makes him put on socks/panties and dance for her (humilation fetish hoy!) and then bow down and kiss her hoof like a queen (this is all in exchange that she doesnt tell his parents about the porn). however he starts to get a boner out of it (aaaaand here we hit cliche factor 10)
>>3573835>South AsianIndian. If she's from India, she's Indian.
>>3573839Since I only make stuff I like, yes.
>>3573823absolutely, there is.but it's very difficult to find. beyond our meager skill.
>>3573848oh my
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=069i__2lUtA&feature=plcpA new study in Brazil says the murder rate for young people has soared in the last 30 years.About four of every 10 people murdered are Brazilian youth."Julio Waiselfiz, the author of the report, says the homicide rates have gone up mostly in small and medium sized cities as economic development increased - thus attracting new waves of migration.Gabriel Elizondo reports from Rio de Janeiro.
>>3573791>Don't like doing explicit.Not all greentext involves giving things the dick.
>>3573848I kinda wanna rearrange your teeth with a cricket bat after reading that.
>>3573874>HAUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
http://www.synchtube.com/r/LethallinLesson Zero
>>3573877Just in time, Fluttershy.Stay a while and listen.
In light of fattershy, how the fuck does an overweight horse look like? How is the fat distributed? It's weird how a fat pony is just a sphere liberally slapped on the stomach.
>>3573782That and they're the only super robots in a real robot universe. The grunt suits are way more interesting.
>>3573839Is it weird if I've jerked it to this?
>>3573890LK did a tutorial on that, let me see if I can find it
>>3573877LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN
>>3573877
>>3573875>>3573600>Writing stories entirely in a worthless "greetext" format
>>3573839It's a lesson all artists learn early:It's basically impossible.
OK so I'm tired request a drawing 2nd reply gets it
>>3573839I can fap to my own porn, yeah.I just have to squint real hard.
>>3573908Discord raping Rarity's mouth.
>>3573875I still don't know how we got Silver Spoon out of the Applebloom >feel... but I'm glad we did.I think I'm actually in love with her now.
>>3573882Yeah.Can we take turns?
>>3573908scootaloo eating a gun while dash throws her off a building
>>3573907then what's even the point?!
>>3573905Fuck you, I like it.
These kind of people don't exist in Equestria
>>3573905You do realize that that was like, two Anons working side by side, yeah?
>>3573905>implying anyone on 4chan would even read it otherwise
>>3573908Alternate 3rd reply idea: Pony in Boxer briefs
>>3573930Draw for othersget off to their pleasure~
>>3573930Seems like an awful lot of work making a detailed drawing/story just to fap to it
>>3573946Do you sometimes wear your Fedora indoors?
Friendoff submitted. Time for naps.
>>3573924Only if I get first swing.Also, sorry.
>>3573937Which one?
>>3573946The prodigal fetish revealed!
>>3573946GLITTER GLUEWHAT RACE ARE YOU?
i finally found the perfect song for Celestia.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVho9MalI8
>>3573946I know you're just joking but a part of me isn't so sure.
>>3573958I only wear my fedora when I'm jerking offso no, never indoors
>>3572395hey tiara, here is an idea, what about >Rarity wants to expand her business to the sex toy world>she designs, gemstone buttplugs, gemstone dildos, gemstone anal beads>she presents her idea to Hoity Toity>he asks for a demonstration>she test them on herslelf>he is pleased but wants more and.....that's all i gotwhat? you don't like it?well sorry if my ideas are lame and stupid, at least i'm trying and you asked for ideas
>>3573963The Silver Spoon one.The Twilight one was just one particularly verbose Anon. but folks kept egging him on to finish it, so he did
>>3573963The Silver Spoon one.Actually it was anon and a tripfag.
>>3573953Hey, if you're proud of your work and think it's good enough to get at least one person to honestly fap to it, I'd say that's a job well done.
>>3573922DT started hitting on anon in the Applebloom line. i made a joke about SS. they expanded it, and eventually just gave her her own line.
>>3573940>Implying anyone on 4chan can read unless it's in arrowtext.
>>3573968>GLITTER GLUE>WHAT RACE ARE YOU?argonian
http://www.totalmediabridge.com/email-interview-with-amy-keating-rogers/Here have a read.Skip the care bears section at the beginning and move down to the pony section.Probably not anything we don't already know though.
>>3573983two tripfags
>>3573990Nonono, I mean, I understand the sequence of events that led up to it....But I still don't understand how it took off the way it did.
>>3573882>>3573924U mad that I ate all your food, fgt?
>>3573990I still smile when I think of Applebloom decking DT so hard she forgot the whole thing.Literally knocked her into last week.
>>3573922She's in love with you too.
>>3573970if you are serious then I feel sorry for you and your interpretation of her character.If that a was a joke then you cannot into jokes.
>>3573999One feel.
>>3573983>>3573999Three, actually. But I was posting as anon I think there were at least three people writing the Silverspoon story.
>>3574021 TWO TRIPFAGS TAKE ON MLPG WITH THEIR GREATEST WEAPONSDIAMOND TIARA: THE >FEEL
>>3574005Redemption for Silver Spoon (cute girl with glasses)revenge against Diamond Tiara (that one rich bitch in every school setting)woobie wish fulfillment (liberating an oppressed heiress)empowerment (liberating an oppressed heiress)sexual fantasy (cute girl with glasses)
>>3573994>overly touchy lizard women clinging to you because you're warmhhhnnnngg
>>3574029We were all Anon.And shit got confusing.But we all had fun.
>>3574012she's gonna out-cook Gordon Ramsey one day.
>>3574033>DIAMOND TIARA: THE >FEELsomeday...
>>3574041And she'll be a lot nicer about it too, when she doesn't have to really buckle down on someone.
>>3574036and nice legs
>>3573998Fun fact: Amy is the only writer who worked tight with Lauren, unlike others. Despite the fact she is not on the show already her words still have more weight when it comes to original concept of the show.
>>3573994...I have known most of the shit you do.But Dar-Ma snuck past me and I didn't realize that was you.Now, I don't know why!
>>3574057I thought it was the feet.>That awkward writefag moment.
>>3574033Someone was working on some DT feel about Screw Loose being her institutionalized mom. Didn't take off quite as well, but that was the same time someone was doing an interactive Twist >feel, so attention as focused elsewhere. SNARKY BASTARD MORE TWIST WHENI'd like to see the day we get an honest DT teen romance. Maybe involve those horrible futures anon imagined for her (abusive boyfriends, etc)...
>>3574051DIRECTED BY TOXIC MARIOMUSIC BY THE LIVING TOMBSTONE AND MIC THE MICROPHONEAN ORIGINAL MOVIE BY TOXIC MARIO AND POSITIVELY, ABSOLUTELY BY NOBODY ELSE
>>3573935they don't exist at all
>>3574036For me, it's more of a chance to have the teenage romantic moments I never got to experience.
haha, you gotta love LK littlekuriboh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FviYzMZaBj4&feature=g-u-u
>>3574029>>3574039I don't know why you even call yourselves trips if you don't use them when you actually make something together.
>>3574057>>3574075Am I the only one who still thinks a woman's eyes are the most beautiful part of her?
>>3574075nononono, that was just bad wording on my partit's always been the legsespecially since she takes ballet...SILVER SPOON IN BALLET LEOTARDS WHERE
>>3574077later.
>>3574038>"Come back to bed, Softskin... it's so chilly without you..."
>>3574077>Maybe involve those horrible futures anon imagined for her (abusive boyfriends, etc)...I think the point is supposed to be to SAVE her from those futures
>>3574099Yes.Because it is obviously a vagina.Rose, show us how beautiful you are
>>3574098...you know, that's a darn good questionwhy DON'T we?
>>3574038>"D-don't get any ideas, it's just cold in my room.">"Whatever.">You feel her press against your back, her body feels slightly cooler than yours.>She tries not to sigh as she snakes her arms around you and crosses them across your chest as her tail half coils around one of your legs.>Resting her head on yours she slowly drifts off.>You place your hands over hers and drift off too.
>>3573927>>3573943killing two rocks with one birdwhat you guys think?
what sport would each poni do in the olympics
>>3574098I wear my trip when I contribute pictures. I figure it's better not to wear it when I do anything else, because it might be taken as attention-whoring.
>>3573978That poor anon.I wonder if he'll do any more excessively long ficsI could probably live with it if he did
>>3574125Makes the cap look cleaner?...and that is the only fucking excuse I can think of...
>>357413410/10
>>3573978Oh man, that was so funny.>"What the fuck are you doing, this is going too far!">"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!">"WE AREN'T FUCKING TELLING YOU TO STOP, YOU FINISH IT.>"B-but.">"YOU WILL FINISH THIS TRAIN WRECK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT MISTER!"
>>3574134Glorious 10/10 I love it send me a 10000x100000 copy so I can plaster it on my wall
>>3574138>>3574141You guys are stupid.Why if I did things I'd wear my name like GG or Vrex, so people could ask me for request or updates on WIP and shit.
>>3574111only if they don't sound like eighty-year-old chain smokers.
>>3574134It's shit
>>3574098makes it easier to hide when I have to samefag my own posts to get the ball rolling
>>3574113How do you save her from them if you don't see them coming? And if you did, seeing how horrible of a person she is, why would Anon bother?
>>3574167Some people don't see greentext as contributing.
>>3574163This still makes me lose my shit
>>3574125>>3574141>>3574167I do a lot more than just drawfagging. I'm just afraid of getting called out for screwing around on the General when I should be drawing.>>3574176Also I've been guilty of this on more than one occasion. I'm not proud.
>>3574169Texq fk Axsv Glkbp' ilzhbo afa vb grpq yxoh xq jb, vb pzrosv yfidboxq? F'ii exsb vb hklt F yb qeb jbxkbpq zrqqeolxq lk qeb pbsbk pbxp, xka F'sb iba krjbolrp oxfap lk cfpefkd sfiixdbp, xka oxmba lsbo 300 tbkzebp. F yb qoxfkba fk efq-xka-ork mfiixdfkd xka yb qeb abxaifbpq tfqe x mfpqli lc xii qeb zxmqxfkp lk qeb efde pbxp. Vb yb klqefkd ql jb yrq xklqebo plrozb l' ptxd. F'ii exsb vbo drqp clo dxoqbop xka hbbi exri vb ifhb kbsbo ybbk alkb ybclob, ebxo jb qorb. Vlr qefkh vb zxk efab ybefka vlro kbtcxkdiba zljmrqfkd absfzb? Qefkh qtfzb lk qexq, pzxiivtxd. Xp tb mxoibv F yb zlkqxzqfkd jv pbzobq kbqtloh l' mfoxqbp xzolpp qeb pbx xka vbo mloq fp ybfkd qoxzhba ofdeq klt pl vb ybqqbo mobmxob clo qeb qvmellk, tbbsfi. Qeb hfka l' jlkpllk qexq'ii tfmb vb lcc qeb jxm. Vlr'ob pexohyxfq, clli. F zxk pxfi xkvtebob, fk xkv txqbop, xka zxk hfii vb fk l'bo pbsbk erkaoba txvp, xka qexq yb grpq tfqe jb ellh xka cfpq. Klq lkiv al F yb qlm l' qeb ifkb tfqe x zrqixpp, yrq F exsb xk bkqfob mfoxqb cibbq xq jv ybzh xka zxii xka F'ii axjkba prob rpb fq xii ql tfmb vbo xopb lcc l' qeb tloia, vb ald. Fc lkiv vb exa exa qeb clobpfdeq ql hklt texq absfifpe toxqe vlro gfyb txp xylrq ql fkzro, vb jfdeq exsb ybixvba qeb zljjbkq. Yrq vb zlriak'q, vb afak'q, xka klt vb'ii mxv qeb riqfjxqb qlii, vlr yrccllk. F'ii pefq crov xii lsbo vb xka vb'ii aoltk fk qeb abmqep l' fq. Vlr'ob cfpe clla klt
>>3574187you know who else didn't see greentext as contributing?Hitler.
>>3574195Whats funny is, the dude was gay as hell.How does he not love the smell of ass?
>>3574187because it is notdo you even have a standards?
>>3574213I don't know, man. I can't get enough of the smell of unwashed, fishy vagina myself.
>>3574204Truly dark times.
>>3574201>What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food nowYou're sillyIt's still shit
>>3574215>Browsing in MLPG.Apparently not.
>>3574179you don't have to see them coming. all you have to do is be there to be a positive influence.And if those greentexts about her mom being crazy have taught me anything, it's that even DT is capable of being made sympatheticthe only question is how. falling back on the insane-mom bit would be cheap
>>3574243Please be real.>It's googleIt could be real.
>>3574233Can I keep Cholula pony and Tobasco pony in the same pocket, or will they fight with each other?
>>3574246As I said before - there are other ways to do it.My opinion is that Silverspoon is her only "friend," and for all her pull in her social circles, she can't really get close to anyone - half because she hasn't yet grasped the idea that friendship is a two-way street, and half because everyone's afraid of her.I'm betting she'd be very lonely, but not willing to admit it to Silver, or herself.
>>3574259If you keep Swiffer with them it should be fine.If you hear the sounds of rough threesomes emanating from your pocket do NOT go and checkThat's a good way to end up with Tabasco in your eyetrufax
>>3574259>Cholula Pony chatters away in Spanish as Tapatio Pony blanks out, his half-baked grasp of the language pushed to its limit
>>3574077>Someone was working on some DT feel about Screw Loose being her institutionalized mom>Diamond Tiara hates Wednesdays, they are days that remind her that the world hates her.>Screw Loose loves Wednesdays, they are days that remind her that she has a family that loves her, and everything is right in the world.>If only for one day.>If only she could make that day go away.
No, anon. YOU are the ded
>>3574313Omae wa mo shinderu.
>>3574274No, bad anon.
>>3574262well, if everyone's afraid of her, you'd probably have to be unfamiliar with her. like, a transfer student or something
>>3574062Dar-Ma is best argonian
>>3574246Hmm. It'd be tricky to find some kind of scenario where DT would have to honestly listen to Anon and not just use him for his position and reputation. And then what would Anon do in her presence that she would take notice of?
>>3574325New kid at school? Maybe decently-well connected with something, or otherwise useful to her, so she takes you into her fold? Hm. Let's discuss this later.Wouldn't do to get taken off-topic from Applebloom AND Silverspoon.
>>3574336I'm currently playing through as an ArgonianNo one seems to like them, they really have to work their way up.
>>3574336GGcan you draw human femRumble?
[too late]
>>3574325Someone who moved from a large city.Instantly your attitude clashes with her and before either of you know it you are verbally trying to kill one another.Shes shocked that someone would have the gall to even talk back to her.You wonder what crawled up her ass and died.
>>3574168>only if they don't sound like eighty-year-old chain smokers.are you kidding me, that was what made them so unique
>>3574336>implying
>>3574343
What if...stay with me What if a MLP game was made that had an rpg-like mission structure, where you accomplished tasks for various ponies and the main 6 in a large world that included Ponyville, Canterlot, mountain ranges, everfree forest, the dragons roost etc.It would be like Skyrim only it would have an excuse to be shallow and casual because it is for children.Y/N?
>>3574361they can be unique without being horrid.
>>3574262>>3574340Okay, here's what I'm thinking:Freshman year at college, DT and Silver Spoon have parted ways for the most part. Tough, Tiara will just learn to make new "friends". Friends in high places. Alone, but determined, and with her family's huge endowment backing her, she immediately climbs the social ladder and runs afoul of unscrupulous upperclassmen.Then Anon shows up. Somehow. Work with me here.
>>3574371That part was so awkward, and I felt terrible for Katia AND Quillweave after... but it was so damn cute.
>>3574380you have the worst opinions>>3574371sorry quill-weave is OK but dar-ma is the original cutie and her mom's not bad either
>>3574252>>3574243Please be real.
oh, wait. i forgot that i can contribute to this discussion visually.
>>3574412It is shoop.
>>3574377My dreams of being a wanderer who travels across Equestria, to Hither and Yon and Places Beyond, would finally be fulfilled.
>>3574386I like it. College is an easy way of removing Silver Spoon from the equation.She'd try to act tough and pretend she doesn't miss her at all, but inside she'd be crying.
>>3574386That's maybe getting a bit old for >teen romance feels. I think transferring to her high school is the better choice. You could even pull off the non-transfer angle if you can come up with a good situation to force them together.I like the idea of DT being lonely and not really having many friends. I can see her being resentful of her classmates, too, because they have talents and skills besides being rich and spoiled. She's starting to become aware of how shallow everything is for her.
>>3574415>Lusty Argonian MaidI believe her name was Lifts-Her-Tail.
>>3574386>One of the upperclassmen decides to sweeten the deal a little and cups a hand one her ass.>Suddenly a Hors d'oeuvre tray connects with the back of his head, sending him to the floor.
>>3574434>"How can I be good at anything if everything is done for me?"
>>3574415Someone post that image with the knight "rescuing" the dragoness.
>>3574435it was.SPEARS FUCKING WHERE, BETHESDACOME ON YOU NIGGERS
>>3574371>>3574375Prequel update when?
>>3574451
>>3574401Have you celebrated good fortune with Champagne?
>>3574401Would you ever consider doing another comic with an argonian girl in it?
>>3574435Correct, quite possibly the most read furry erotica ever made
>>3574441>DT is psychokineticthat would be like Carrie times ten.
>>3574475Or, you know, Anon was just working.And he 'slipped' sending the tray on it's merry path.
>>3574461unf everytime
>>3574461she doesn't seem to have a mouth.
>>3574475>Without warning, the upperclassman is ignited>everyone scrambles even though DT grabs a fire extinguisher and tries to calm everybody down after putting out the fire>"Guys, it was an accident..."
>>3574461>"The kings daughter has put on some weight...">By the time he reaches the castle she has given up trying to explain to him his mistake is is doodling drawings on the back of his armor, with her claw.
>>3574447Sounds like she needs a hobby.
I want to fuck Applejack while she is wearing assless chaps.
hahahaahahaha
>>3574471sure>>3574463I don't drink
>>3574515>You really can't see too well through most helmets these days.
>>3574461>dinofag_plays_DnD.jpg
>>3574431>>3574434>>3574441You're right about the teen romance, but I thought the point here was to "dethrone" the princess. If we stay in high school, we'd have to either be transfers from elsewhere or a social satellite that somehow hovers into her radar. Maybe DT and Anon are in the student council, shoved into the same committee so they have to work with each other?Personally I'd like to avoid the cliche of "rich bitch can't do anything for herself", but rather... I dunno, she's already found her talent, but perhaps she's just been using it the wrong way?
>>3574336GG you mother fucker. There are professional artists out there who make, only like say twenty thousand or more a year. Yet you just ranked in 6000 without having a proper job. How do you do it?
>>3574546By being poor
>>3574538>she's already found her talent, but perhaps she's just been using it the wrong way?what do you mean?
>>3574530To not drink in celebration?! How do you live so on the low?
>>3574353>Starts good>/v/ singingSaged. Reported. Hidden.
>>3574519>Taking up a hobby with Diamond TiaraOk, now this I like.
>>3574546Could be a pessimist, but I kind of doubt GG would have the same success every year
>>3574546That donation drive might be considered back pay for all the uncompensated work he's done for 4chan over the years.
>>3574568Sounds even worse on the actual Youtube vid
>>3574515>only when he pitches camp for the night and finally puts her down does he realize his mistake>they just stare at each other>"what, no sword? not going to try to slay me?">"... i was expecting something larger. and winged. and breast-less."
>>3574538We already had a DT anon in school...And it turned out really really dirty.
>>3574589>He is not a clever knight.
>>3574593>one school-greentext ended in poontang>therefore they all willC'mon, dude.
>>3574515>doodling drawings on the back of his armor, with her clawnigga that's adorableI'd read a story about the vents after that.
>>3574562Well first we have to wonder what her special talent is. Tiara... princess... authority...That's it! She has a natural charisma that makes people listen to her despite all her character flaws. She's like modern royalty, little executive power but a beloved figurehead regardless. But she's only abused it for her own gain and influence.>>3574569...I HAVE IT!>Diamond Tiara joins the debate club.
>>3574589>"My, the kinds daughter must be a really ugly girl then.">They both share a laugh.
>>3574589>he pitches a tent
>>3573146>How goes your Friend Off entry?Inks nearly done, only have to add a few details, flat colors and then decide if I want to puc some kind of texture over it or shade it.Btw, how much time is left before the deadline is over? I have no idea which timezone is used for it.
>>3574573>>3574570>>3574561How often do you think he could do a donation drive?
>>3574618>"but seriously i'm gonna slay you now"
>>3574611Brilliant.>her overbearing attitude ensures that almost everyone is too afraid to argue against her>you're the only one to give her a run for her money
What do you suppose those ponies up there mean?
>>3574538But the SS one was done when she was clearly out of school.Why can't we do the same with DT?Perhaps in a different town, or city.Or capital?
>>3574611Debate club seems like it would be hard to write in greentext. Maybe student council or having her try to lead the paper again.Alternatively, you could go for a more solo type of hobby, so she could do it for her own sake, rather than to earn attention from others. Plus it allows more one-on-one bonding time with anon.
>>3574630Yes, he is going to "slay" her with his "sword". Can we elaborate on this subject please?
>>3574611...Did... did you just come up with an actual talent for Diamond Tiara?...Wow. I'm impressed!
>>3574630"But I already stole all your stuff~"Another naked knight returns to the castle. The king facepalms.
>>3574620> they decide to share a tent because it is really cold during the nights in these lands.
>>3574639I wouldn't say we were out of school. We're school-age, but school doesn't factor into the story.We might be on summer break or something.
>>3574639my bad, I still haven't read the SS >feels
>>3574639>But the SS one was done when she was clearly out of school.out of school as in graduated, or as in after school?because I was under the impression it was the latter
>>3574546What professional artists make $20k a year?> How do you do it?I don't really understand it myselfAll I know is that it's only possible thanks to all my supportersthey're the real heroes
>>3574584>>3574353>>3574568I swear I hear some girl voices in that.
>>3574641>>3574655Next time, send a man with a longspear.
>>3574665https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAHLook under "Teens."Happy reading.
>>3574645>>3574611Awww, to bad a fanfic from Ponychan already played this idea.
>>3574546>>3574671Question is: will they donate 6k next year? And year after?
>>3574668Dunno, she seemed to be the kind of girl who her mother was trying to shape to be in her image.A chance encounter showed her a life she never knew she could have, one she grabbed with both hands and refused to let go of.
>>3574640hell, we could weave all these ideas into one
>>3574685FUCKNEXT IDEA
G'night, MLPGEnjoy your ponies
So guys, which was your favorite episode STRICTLY of those that aired this Marathon Monday?They aired a lot of good ones this time around! I think I have to go with Lesson Zero, just slightly over Party of One.Don't tell me you don't even watch the show anymore...
>>3574671>What professional artists make $20k a year?I'm just imagining what the lower end for a strugging artist is.
>>3574705I'm full of ideas, what kind of idea do you need?
>>3574705hey. just because they did it wrong doesn't mean it can't be done right.
>>3574685Was it self-insert humanized romance, too?
>>3574709I don't have the HUB.
>>3574693I'll donate again after another 6 years pass
>>3574693They will as soon as he starts drawing fluffy pony gore.
>>3574720Not that I recall of, just some slice of life thing, Well-written though. Well.. for a fanfic.
>>3574709>dem samefacesThose must be the samefaciest samefaces I've ever seen
>>3574726What if, as a result of having no distractions, GG puts out a volume of work in the next 6 months equivalent to the last 6 years?
>>3574709>Lesson Zero, just slightly over Party of One> meghan's episodesI bet you liked the finale of s02.Worse than Terse.C: their geoponeahahah
>>3574641he's going to thrust his rigid blade into her soft underbelly, cut through the yielding, quivering flesh, and watch the life drip out of her.it will be >musky? >throbbing? who knows? certainly not me.
>>3574739Then it would be rushed drivel
should i draw things or learn 3dsmax
>>3574757why not both
>>3574757Drawdraw draw draw
>>3574744I don't keep track of the writers for any of the episodes.And I liked the This Day Aria a lot. It made up for a lot of the silly shit, much like I felt the Find a Pet song and Art of the Dress made up for their episodes being boring.I liked most episodes of the show. That's why I'm a fan. Are you not?
>>3574748goddamn, where is the explicit thingspost them already
>Diamond Tiara is a ruthless businesswoman, after taking the reigns of her fathers empire.>The stress has gotten to her on occasion, it isn't easy being on top.>One of her council members mentioned she try dating, she fired him on the spot.>Now that she thinks about it, it is a good idea.>Shes glad she thought about it.
>>3574709MFW I started from the right, and didn't notice anything weird until Rarity.>advance rketctsWtf captcha, I gave up on that career path after high school.
>>3574766okdraw what
>>3574767> This Day Aria a lot. It made up for a lot of the silly shit, much like I felt the Find a Pet song and Art of the Dress These are songs, they are awesome despite the episode quality. So not everything is lost for you, then.
>>3574784Pinkie and Ronald McDonald trying to make everyone smile.Did that one guy ever finish this for real?
/v/ needs to shut up about this. Neither of them are even that interesting. And they're clearly blazed while playing. And they don't need to show every second that they play. MM7 is an okay game, and seeing them getting stuck is not fun.
>>3574784WellI keep asking for ponies in Boxer shortsBut that's just meIf you don't like that, how about your 3 favorite ponies in this position. >>3574634
>>3574786
>>3574781too old
>>3574784Octavia cum inflation
>>3574791>doesn't realize it's only posted to piss people off>GG is the /v/ version of ponies
>>3574784Some "action" between NMM and Celestia? may be kissing?
>>3574784Something of Cloudchaser to go with this?
>>3574791>MM7 is an okay gamepfft
>>3574804I thought ponies were the /v/ version of poniesSeriously I've never seen something more effective at derailing a thread than the mention of poniesNot even an imageJust "I like ponies"
>>3574804Except Grumps isn't actually, you know, uncommonly good compared to other Let's Play series.
>>3574791>>3574791I have no idea what is this - do I need to care?
>>3574839Shush, he's trying to derail the thread.Talk about ponies.
>>3574802Fine...>Fresh out of high school Diamond Tiara finds herself in, the least desirable college.>Her father refused to place her in any other one because this was the one he learned from, and well, it worked for him.>You are a budding business major, you hope, still getting over the afterglow of finally getting into college.>And the shock of how expensive everything is.
>>3574839By order of His Serene Highness the Doge of Venezia, a formal tax has been levied upon the heathens who do not yet know of the Game Grumps.
>Pony walks up to you>Asks thisWhat do?
What pony should I fap to?
>>3574821Re-watching it, I'm liking it more than I thought. It is a little slower than the NES games. 8 is the slowest. A few of the tracks are really good too. Most under rated MM stage music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z5oi3vWXlw&First stage music is great too:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T1RZttyMwUBut MM2, 3 and 9 are the best in the MM series.
>>3574864Here you go>>3574859
>>3574859Ask for a BLT.
>>3574859Ring that cutiemark
>>3574859Can I scratch your ears?
>>3574859Is her special talent cooking or serving? I'd ask her to make a dinner and share with me
>>3574859Are you named after the Mayonnaise and Tomato sandwich?
>>3574873That was oddly convenient.
>>3574853>collegeNo, I'm still holding out for teenage DT.You can't call it a Teen >feel if you're in college. The whole point is that it's young love.Maybe it's better we put this down for now.Applebloom and Silver Spoon are waiting...
>>3574859She could tell me who she cheffed me with last night because they were Vent.
>>3574839>do I need to care?Not really. Ego Raptor and some fat idiot are doing a Let's Play series. For some reason (possibly to annoy) /v/ is being spammed with it.
>>3574872>3 & 9Finally, somebody appreciate them.2 is overrated IMO.
>>3574900Egoraptor's proven himself surprisingly knowledgeable about game design, though. Sequelitis is some pretty good stuff.
>>3574891No sorry.I was just trying to do something different.We can do a young love >FeelBut to be honest, her character is a little intimidating.
>>3574909Which is probably why it's best we try not to get into it just now.
>>3574908The problem with egoraptor is just how fucking unfunny he can be.He uses that /b/ tier YO WASSAL UP MAH NIGS bullshit but with him it doesn't sound ironic.
>>3574913>"Wanna see the real thing?"
>>3574919Fratboy sense of humor aside, I think I'd watch a Let's Play with him if it were put in front of me. He's got a great voice too.
>>3574925nah shes make him put on sucks/female underwear and humiliate him first for a while.
>>3574938...You are a truly awful person.
>>3574938socks*>>3574943trying to spice it up a bit.
>>3574906>2 is overrated IMO.Yeah. But it's still really good.MM1 is also very under rated. Not my favorite, but it's still a solid game. 9 is probably the best in the series, and it's only because 2 has been around so long that 2 is still considered the best. I heard 10 was solid but a bit rushes but I haven't played it.
>>3574908>>Egoraptor's proven himself surprisingly knowledgeable about game design, though. Sequelitis is some pretty good stuff.Yeah. He's pretty good. But he's still kind of gross and fat. He needs to lift.
we ded
>>3574913Go gogogogomore
>>3573890>>3573897
>>3574955/fit/ pls go
>>3574955You're kind of a shallow, vapid person anon
>>3574880>>3574883>>3574885>>3574876>The pony tries her best to make you a BLT>All the while not complaining as you constantly smacking her flank.>Not even a peep as you scratch at her ears...>Though she does appear shaky.
>>3574984Go gogogogogoGal O Sengen
>>3574982Indeed. GOODNIGHT MLPG
>>3574994>>3574955>>3574989I'm just saying. Nerds are usually kind of fat and out of shape. They're kind of gross to look at. Nerds should learn to become more /fit/. Nothing crazy. They can enjoy their nerd hobbies while still being better and happier people.
>Despite that, the pony is able to make you a sandwich and even tries to smile as she serves it to youWhat do
>>3574859>>3574995So I take it this is MT quest?Bueno
>>3573890Can be a multitude of ways
>>3574995Don't spank that pony, MTjeeze
>>3575012THROW IT ON GROUND!
Guys, don't look now, but...I just went through the entire board, and there's no fluffy pony thread
>>3574909That's the POINT.>>3574891>journalism was a great elective choice>laid-back atmosphere, write about stuff that's at least marginally relevant to you, goof off with your buddies Featherweight and Ink>you're looking forward to this school year, you heard that you'd be getting your own printing presses>but they come with a hefty condition>the first journalism class session is a meeting to introduce the paper's new student director, Diamond Tiara>her father funded the printing presses (in addition to many other school improvements), so she's overseeing the money put to good use at least as far as the paper is concerned>she has final say on everything, whatever you write or edit has to have her okayTake it away.
>>3575012What is that thing next to it? Why does it have a face? I can't eat this.
>>3575012Pat her on the head and thank her.
>>3575012You forgot the bacon..and the lettuce..and the tomato. I-is this peanut butter and jelly?Pony pls.pls
>>3575012>>3575020This
MLPG what is a good mouse for GAYMAN?
>>3575020WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS?! EAT IT?! THANKS A LOT ON THE GROUND!
>>3575012keep scratching her ear
>>3575012Make her eat it
>>3575027>Someone taking charge.You got spunk anon.I like that.
>>3575046I THREW THE REST OF THE FOOD TO THE GROUND! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!
>>3575025Good!
>>3575045G400
>>3575025You probably jinxed it
>>3575066SO MANY THINGSTO THROW ON THE GROUNDLIKE THIS AND THIS AND THAT AND EVEN THIS[SPOILER]I'M AN ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!
>>3575045Everybody has different preferences. I use a Gigabyte M8000X. Most people will probably tell you to get >>3575071 or something similar.
>>3575078damn spoiler tags...
>>3575047NasseDraw more cute ponies for mlpgsincerely, anon
>>3575045dis shit right here
>>3575058tfw all this spunk and no pony to fill it with
I wonder if taking Applebloom to the faire counts as a 'proper' date.
>>3575092More Tabasco.
>>3575096Awwwwww yeeeeeah. That shit is swag.
>>3575101surely that's what fleshlights are for?
>>3575012scratch her rear
>>3575020>>3575038>>3575030>You take the sandwich...and THROW IT ON THE GROUND. She looks shocked. But apologizes profusely for messing up.
>>3575092I will once I unlock the VK2801If I don't feel like napping
So what kind of phones would the mane cast have?
>>3574891> young love.Appleblewm plzplz Appleblewm> some cry
>>3575116
>>3575116Hold her close.>"I didn't need a sandwich anyways."
>>3575056>The pony follows orders...Though she doesn't take her eyes off you for a single moment.
>>3575045a4tech gaming L-series.Simple, not expensive, cool stuff. Most important - thin wire
>>3575130now jam the plate into her crotchhole!
>>3575130MT plz.Plz
>>3575130Ow
>>3575111I stole one of these from my high school and it still works.That shit is bulletproof.
>>3575116Tell her to make some spaghetti instead.
>>3575020>>3575020>>3575020>>3575020WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT
>>3575130>>3575116>>3574995I fucking hate you. Abuse is so fanneyh XDXDXDUS BRONIES
>>3575130Make her walk into Anons lap for some much needed cuddles and consoling.
>>3575156
>>3575130Tell her you are sorry and help her to clean it up.
>>3575130Make her clean my shelf of anime and pony collectibles
>>3575156>>3575166>>3575170>And here come the white knights!
>>3575130pat her head for following orders.pat it HARD
>>3575124Twilight would either have the most powerful and modern phone or the best quality/price ratioRarity something good looking, Maybe the SIII for it's "minimal organic"design Fluttershy would have one of those phones for old people with hugeass keypads and that can do nothing elseAJ wouldn't have a phone. Too expensive and who needs that fancy smanchy technology RD would waste all her saving on one of those expensive as fuck, but almost good for nothing Lamborghini phones.Before those she hand an N-Gage PP I have no idea
>>3575130Scratch her ears again
>>3575116Tell her "baby, I'm hungry for you~"
>>3575190Seconding this.
>>3575166LookYou're confusing a generic popular opinion against abuse with "reason."Don't get me wrong, most of the time when you see it done it's horrific and unacceptable. But use your damn brain, anon. Recognize the difference between that and this.
>>3575180> not liking abuse on innocent and defenseless creature> hurr-durr faggot and whiteknightyou are everything that is wrong with MLPG
>>35752070/10
>>3575030>>3575038>>3575020>>3575116>>3575130Why such dicks to servile pone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Du2T8nNfkeIwhat is this?
>>3575207she's our slave, we can do what we want with her
>>3575213I would let servile pone wait on me hand and foot.
>>3575193>Pinkie Pie would have one of those old, indestructible Analog phones.But it can do everything a modern smart phone can.
>>35752070/10It's the best I can do, Anon. Sorry.
>>3575217Well that's just wrong to begin with it.
>>3575213She knew the risks when she took this job, if she doesn't want it, there's the door
>>3575217Fluffy pony general please go.
>>3575217And the first thing that comes to your head is abuse? What kind of twisted sick fuck you are?
GuysSince the Care Bears cartoon will fuck off and die since it's so shit do you think AKR will come back for S4?
>MT creates a shit storm>This is all a part of her evil master planI'M ONTO YOU YOU SASSY BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
>>3574790im sorryi cant do iti hate that fucking clown
>>3575230Ohai nasse. Nice to see you, how are you today?any luck with NMM btw
>mfw all this butthurt because someone quoted a song and an artist drew the results (which were hilarious if you aren't actually taking it seriously)
>>3575246Yo das racis
man, korra is a terrible show
>You pull the pony away from the Floor sandwich into a tight hug. >You start rubbing her bottom and squeezing her tight you tell her she was very good to follow your orders. >You give her strong forceful pats on the head.>You can hear small complaints of ows and maybe even a please stop.
>>3575110No plz.Let that shit die with the other object ponies.
>>3575254But it's always the niggers
>>3575250I asked for you previouslyI was just gonna ask what kind of detail you had in mind before drawing
>>3575237>>3575237>>3575237>>3575237>>3575237oh, that explains
>>3575254Your mom is racist!I love MT
>>3575263Make her BEG
>>3575263HARDER
>>3575263She is dirty from the meal, put her in the washing machine
>>3575263Continue to rub her belly, slowly going lower and lower. We need to make it out for our bad attitude before.
>spank pony a bit, throw sandwich on the ground in reference to a song, have her eat sandwich>OMG FLUFFY PONY THREAD IS HERE! HIDE YOUR WAIFUS THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE THEM!calm down, kids; all that's happened so far is a team fortress 2 game
>>3575263Don't forget to scratch the ears too
>>3575265
>>3575263Tie her up in the yard outside. It's bed time.
>>3575027>you look slyly at FW and Ink on either side of you, you don't know why they look so concerned>you bluntly ask if Tiara has any experience running a paper>FW elbows you for some unspoken reason>Diamond Tiara's steely gaze is leveled on the two of you>"Does anyone here remember the Foal Free Press?">whispers and murmurs go around, and you ask Featherweight about it>he confides that he was instated as editor when Tiara got the boot>Tiara hasn't forgotten, either, and you can tell she hopes to wreak bloody vengeance on Featherweight (and his cheeky friend, too—namely you)tfw having to samefag it
>>3575263spin her around until she gets dizzy then put her down and watch her stumble around a bit
>>3575287The only reason this isn't Fluffy Pony General material is because nobody takes it seriously, but the posts alone would fit right in.
>>3575269I didn't really want to specify anything particular but rather give you artistic freedom as with that latest Celestia you drew. So I guess may be something in the same style/concept? Could be slightly kinkier, if you don't mind, like a-la "alluring succubus" that knows how attractive she is and her value and price. But not slutty, I, ugh, not a fan of this. It became dull to me.
>tfw you realize it's a good thing mlpg will never have contact with cartoon ponies
>>3575303you want us to pway wif her?I'm also dubbing you "Takes Things To Seriously Anon"
>>3575317Good thing now, "Bad" thing pastTimes Change
>>3575317>implying most of us would act this way if we were in the situation of meeting the cartoon ponies
i mean seriously, those airbender kids are just annoying
>>3575263Help her clean up the mess on the floor
>>3575317Is it illegal now to not take things seriously or just mess around in general?
>>3575325> implying you don'tNigga plzYou are sick fucktard. One of the reason I don't want cute cartoon ponies exist IRL is your existence.
>>3575297>To be honest, you have no idea what she is talking about.>You say it a little too loud, and find yourself alone."What was that?" You don't have to look at her to know she is trying to set you ablaze with her look alone.>"What I mean to say, was." You start again, meeting her glare with a could care less gaze.>"I couldn't care less about your failed little kid paper. What makes you think you could pull off another one, unless you intend to make this one crash and burn too."
>>3575357I don't? I'm in contact with cartoon ponies now?Take Things To Seriously Anon pls gopls
>>3575343>not trading in old games for new gamesMother was probably just being smart, not poor
>>3575357Anon pls.Pls.Pls stop making generalisations.
>>3575372I was talking about hypothetical situation, try to read before reply.
>>3575284>>3575279>>3575276>You lay the pony down and begin to pet her harder on her belly. In the wrong direction first. Making her plead for you to cease.>Eventually your hand wanders downward...inching slower and slower over her soft coat.
>>3575317>>3575325>>3575324>>3575350If MLPG met real cartoon pastel ponies:The same situation when meeting girls would arise. The ponies would be friendlier, but there's no guarantee that any would like us. And we're all shy betas.
>Of course you get tired of this. And tie up the pony outside. Since it's bed time and all.
>>3575415>Atleast it's not rai-
Goddammit, MT.Stop making me dislike you for this...
>>3575403Speak for yourself. I can talk to girls and I'm one of those people that can be friends with anyone. Just because I spend some of my free time here doesn't mean I'm socially retarded.
>>3575415MT you monster!after seeing her on the verge of tears out the window, take pity on her and bring her an easy-bake oven
>>3575425I'm not mean. I would give her an umbrella! One of those little drink umbrellas.
>>3575431>Tell her it's for all the miniature Jews
>>3575425Nooooooo, take her back and wash with the towel
>>3575425Oh no! My rope is getting wet!
>>3575428Sure anon...
>>3575425Throw it your old umbrela
>>3575425Have the rain scratch her ears
>MT is samefagging so she can post this.>Right?
>>3575452Nope. I'm just fast.
>>3575447Think whatever you have to to make yourself feel better about yourself.>I'm a pathetic loser. Everyone else in the General has to be as pathetic as me! They have to be!
>>3575425she will enjoy a nice shower
>>3575425>>3575425> she crunches the wet rope and flees awayFreedom! AT last!
>>3575460Stop using your powers for evil, goddamn.
well this is weirder to draw than i imagined.
>>3575425she finds a tiny mouse and starts taking out her frustrations on it with some oyster forks she keeps on her at all times
>>3575425;_;
>>3575460MT can you please draw MiniTuffs and Marker pony in specialised bumper cars?'boop' cars
>>3575472I'm a grown. I do what I want.
boondoggle.hehehe
>>3575368>Tiara responds that it's a good thing she's not the editor-in-chief>in fact, she doesn't have an official position on the paper at all>she's just here to monitor the usage of her father's printing presses>if anything goes wrong, the books will place all blame solely on you>oh, and learn journalism, too, maybe; such a plebeian exercise, writing about the amazing things that other people are achieving>Tiara mentions she's in both the drama and debate clubs and can't dedicate herself full-time to the paper, even if she wanted to>in fact, she has to go pretty up for auditions, heavily hinting that someone should be reporting on this
>>3575480Damn, that thing will make my PC lag a lot.Make it smaller, for fucks sake
>>3575493GROWN WHAT?GROWN WHAT?
New picture!
>>3575480>7 MBwait what
>>3575502second penis
>>3575502horse
>>3575480>346 B>not 3.46 MB
>>3575481boop boop boop boop boopit says please my love is doop
>>357550710/10worth $3000
>>3575507You're improving. One of these days you'll be a real artist that MLPG will go nuts for.
>>3575507I shall name him boxpony.Do a comic about him!
>>357550711/10 would donate again
>>3575495>"So, you want us to waste all that donated machinery to cover and print your little 'audition'?>You tap at one of the printing presses, and talk to it like it's a massive dog.>"Do you think you are up to that, big boy, oh you do, hose a good boy! You are!">"What's that? You would rather cover actual news? We better check with your owner."
how long do you guy think it'll be until there are as many porn comics of MLP as there are on fakku?
>>3575507you draw the most hotest i just want you to know dat
>>3575580>human culture everywherewhat
>>3575580Why is she in a taxiOr a car
>>3575586Maybe she's trapped in the real worldyou're the only friend she haswhat would you do together?How would you keep her hidden?
>>3574797oh mani cant draw any moregood thing 3ds max finished downloading so i can go be terrible at that now.
>>3575591It looks like she is living in the car.
>>3575507>implying I even know how to use reference
>>3575595Well, first I'd THROW HER ON THE BED pomf =3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIc1PgCtGbYOff topic. Psycho Optomitrist has the SWAT called in on him.
Am I the only one who is cold to GG's art and comics? No intentions to start shitstorm, just curious.
>>3575580>cigarettesPure waifu has been tainted
>>3575595play board games>implying that I need to hide a member of another sentient species and that any bad will come of publicity granted she is given proper protection by the government>inb4 people that think that science is evil and leaps at any chance at autopsy
>>3575603
>"Fluttershy you're putting me in a bind"UNF
>>3575603saved
>>3575595I have a cellar in my house that used to be for hiding Protestants during the reign of Bloody Mary, is that okay?
>>3575610>Am I the only one whoDo you really believe this even for a second
>>3575606"Thankyou darling""Maybe a good rest is all that I need...""I'll see you in the morning~"
>>3575610I think you're the only one.
>>3575614MT draw Mini kissing the dick of the year
>>3575610>Am I the only one who
>>3575608Why is that guy such a gigantic fucking dick?
Can someone link me to one of LK's art sessions?Pls
>>3575622I never got your distaste for this phrase
>>3575608Ha ha. That guy's fucking insane
>>3575622>>3575639..what?
>>3575639Well, if it's an extremely rare disease or a set of conditions, you might be the only one.
>>3575640>>3575648Obviously mentally unstable with rage issues. He seems to go psycho and blow up at anything, and then have calmer periods. I don't know what mental illness this would be called though.
>>3575653People are irritated that they start sentences with "Am I the only one...?" because all it does is invite others to go "I do too" and cause the conversation to just go back and forth between those people rather than offer any new insights.
>>3575666MLPGitis?
>>3575677I see it more as an expression that is not meant literally but figuratively as a way to show that they feel like no one else out there shares their view. Only faggots who take things too seriously get butthurt over people using it.
>>3575642http://www.youtube.com/user/okiedokielowkey
>>3575677It's almost as irritating as the "you will never" greentexts.
>your farts will never smell like bread>your pony waifu will be extremely disappointed
>>3575638
>>3575693>>3575699pfft
>>3575699So you're telling me my waifu will be disappointed that I'm not Celestia?
>>3575705>Does this me a whore?u wot m8
>>3575693>>3575699Perfect timing
>>3575688Like people who get buttpained over using gay as a derogatory term?
>>3575688>a way to show that they feel like no one else out there shares their viewThat's part of the problem thoughIt's a transparent grab for "me too" agreement and calls up everyone who shares the viewpoint by presenting it as unpopular and sometimes even repressed no matter how popular it may actually bein some extreme cases it even paints the whole thing in an "outspoken and intellectual individual VS unthinking hordes of SHEEPLE" light
http://www.artpad.org/gallery/portfolio/So I heard you have plans to learn drawing in your late 30
>>3575705Now draw Ice Pack in stereotypical pimp clothing please
>>3575699>>3575693
>>3575688>a way to show that they feel like no one else out there shares their viewThe biggest problem here is that a lot of people use it despite KNOWING that TONS of other people share that view. They do it so that they get a reply, since many people will be like "Hey, that's not true, I do as well!" as people love to prove others wrong.
>>3575693The only thing easier than writing greentext stories is writing greentext stories and prefixing each line with >you will never or >tfw
>>3575714i can't into words. My brain isn't working.
>>3575720Pretty much.>I MUST BE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE DISGUSTING FETISH MLPG IS TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE RESPOND.
>>3575720>in some extreme cases it even paints the whole thing in an "outspoken and intellectual individual VS unthinking hordes of SHEEPLE" lightDon't be so pathetic, GG. That is sentenal level of autism. I seriously hope...
I just got through watching Rankin-Bass's The Last Unicorn.Her unicorn form was so much more attractive than her human form.
>>3575730its time to sleep
>>3575705mini is so cute, even in porn.do more plsmake it even cuter
>>3575737But he's right.
>>3575737But that does happen.People use it to feel uplifted in terms of status.
Who did you piss off now, MLPG?
>>3575738YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT THE LADY AMALTHIA YOU SLUT.>>3575740NOPE
>>3575737>That is sentenal level of autismIs it that time again?
>>3575749HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3575705SMALLER
>>3575720I guess I'm just not that cynical. Then again I rarely give a fuck about anything.
>>3575749Noone. It's just /b/ being /b/.Fun fact: That's illegal and you can get them arrested for it.
>>3575571>Tiara ignores your clowning around and quickly leaves the room>the actual editor-in-chief comes up to you and volunteers you to go report on the drama club>the teacher backs her up on this>you have no choice, make your time>Featherweight gives you a "I warned you dawg" look as you haul your backpack out the of the paper room>Tiara was waiting for you just outside in the hallway>"I might not know much about running a paper but I'd think a school reporter would at least be more proactive about covering school events.">She snaps her fingers and has you follow her to the auditorium
>>3575728And I shall hardly skirt the line!Till I write actual fanfiction and get found or the the horrible fraud I am.
>>3575680>>3575666>>3575640>>3575608>Amy Henkel, a one-time customer of King West Opticians wrote a blog back on December 8th entitled "King West Optician - Worst Optician Ever", where she talks about a really bizarre experience with the store. She responded to me last evening and told me she walks by there every day and there's always cops there. She also said she saw the store open at 2AM one time, so there's definitely something shady going on with this Angry Optician wanna-be. http://www.theurbancountry.com/2007/02/angry-optician.htmlI wonder where he is now?
>>3575749u wot m8
>>3575751Come on, now.She was a very beautiful unicorn. I was sad when she became a human.
MTour quest is over? ;_;I don't want her standing alone in the rain, it breaks my heart.
Fellow writers, how long were your friend-off entries? Before I finally submit, I want to shave mine down.
>find an old SD card>all it has on it is pictures of roseluck and a truecrypt container containing a text file that is a base 64 encoded human X 2.3 fapfic
Am I the only person who actually enjoys greentexts?
>>3575783If we interact with her anymore it'll probably end in greater tragedy.
>>3575792Am I the only person who inhales oxygen?
>>3575797What if we kicked her in the stomach, told her that she was unlovable and calmly walked off humming some vaudeville tunes
>>3575798Yes.
>>3575798Yes, what the FUCK is wrong with you?Kill yourself, faggot.
>>3575798Am I the only person who inhales princess celestia's farts?
>>3575783>I will never see a pony standing out in the rain with only a drink umbrella to stay dry.
daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xSMrPBXsDu0
>>3575767>You resist the urge to excuse the princess as she leads you on.>"So, who are you, anyways?, kind anew to this school.
>>3575808>2.3>Thinkpad
FATWOOooOOooOOooOOooOO
>>3575797>>3575804that's why you don't sick faggotsonly meshe is mai waif now
>>3575808No.Because you don't inhale Princess Celestia's farts.Stop lying to us, anon.
>>3575807Hey now, no need to get violent.
>>3575804I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly sparkI just detest a man afraid to go home in the darkI always spend my evening where there's women wine and songbut like a man, I always bring my little wife along!I'm a member of the Midnight CrewI'm a night owl, and a wise bird tooHome with the milk in the morningSinging the same old song!Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sunEarly to bed, and you'll miss all the funBring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble youMake her a member of the Midnight Crew!
>>3575827Is he Gay? Or European?
>>3575820too late palwe're wackin that broadwith our penisesyeah
>>3575743yeah drawing
I was drawing, but then GG and boredom show up.Always had trouble with body proportion and making two pones in the same picture the same size.Maybe I'll finish it later.haha I'll never fucking finish itprobably
>>3575820How does it feel to know I'm the Anon that THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
>>3575749Just filter that copypasta and be done with it.
>>3575830>You will never make six rappers run, without a knife, a blackjack or a gun.
>>3575848please respond >>3575724
>>3575848SMALLER
>>3575851GROUND
So guys which pony has street savoire faire?
>>3575830I'M THE GUY THEY CALL LITTLE MICKEY MOUSEGOT A SWEETIE DOWN IN THE CHICKEN HOUSENEITHER FAT NOR SKINNYSHE'S THE HORSE'S WHINNYSHE'S MY LITTLE MINNIE MOUSEWHEN IT'S FEEDIN' TIME FOR THE ANIMALSAND THEY HOWL AND GROWL LIKE THE CANNIBALSI JUST TURN MY HEELTO THE HENHOUSE WHEELAND YOU'LL HEAR ME SING THIS SONGOH THE OLD TOMCAT WITH HIS MEOW MEOWTHE OLD HOUND DOG WITH HIS BOW WOW WOWTHE CROW "CAW CAW"AND THE MULE "HEE HAW"GOSH WHAT A RACKET LIKE AN OLD BUZZ SAWI HAVE LISTENED TO THE COO-COO CUKE HIS "COO COO"AND I'VE HEAR THE ROOSTERS COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOBUT THE COWS AND THE CHICKENSTHEY JUST SOUND LIKE THE DICKENSWHEN I HEAR MY LITTLE MINNIE: Yoo hoo!
>>3575863GROUND
>>3575870Scootaloo.
>>3575784Around 1200 words, I wish I could've gone for a few hundred more
>>3575870OH GOD NONOT THAT SONG AGAINPLEASEGOD FUCKING DAMMITWhy should I worry?Why should I care?I may not have a dimeBut I've got street savoire faire
>>3575784Close to 20,000.Just make it as long as you want it to be, Anon.
>>3575889>Someone submits a fic longer than FO:E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RHPMocTmC08
>>3575889>20.000stop making me feel inadequate
>>3575875no rossnodont corrupt my waifu with this you heartless bastard
>>3575870One of Disney's worst films, no doubt about it.
>>3575858Maybe...why not ask GG he's lurking.
>>3575889NTSTSSTSTSTSTS pls pls
>>3575889>tfw really wanted to join friend off but last attempt was a disaster and no time
>>3575889>>3575784Well, good to know. Thanks, guys. I'll probably cap out at 1000 words each.
I'm surprised there is significantly less panic about Friendoff due dates
>>3575857http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br294PLbHBA
Am I the only person who's a neet and has massive insecurities about life and stays inside all day long?
>>3575919Yes.
Oh man, this is old. Summer 2011 old.
>>3575915People either learned to handle it better or didn't join when they realised how badly their last one turned out, like me
>>3575915Nobody gives a fuck.
>>3575915Probably because the people who couldn't handle it last time didn't try to join this time.I would have joined, but my computer was broken and I wasn't sure how soon I could get it fixed.
>>3575922>01-17-12No anon, that's 2001, 17th month, 12th day.
MT plzpls MTcan we finish that little quest
so you guys ever have that moment when you realise she isn't realit fucking hurts
>>3573743Here's a riddle for you. I got the drive to work hard. I ran a mile without stopping, staying about 6mph at all times, and lifting my knees high. I felt great afterwards. Then my ankles hurt like a bitch. I did some light swimming and tried doing the butterfly stroke and other strokes to keep working and doing cardio. Ankles somehow hurt even more. Motherfuckers kept me out for a whole week. Want to get on the treadmill again, but worried I could be knocked out for another week.WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3575908daww
>>3575922>os x
>>3575933But anon is asleep. It's bed time. You will have to wait until he wakes up.
>>3575922The date says January 2012.And Fluffy pones didn't exist in summer '11.
>>3575936No. I can separate fantasy from reality. That's why I don't get sad about it.
>>3575904...I liked it
>>3575813>Tiara makes a comment about you having either poor memory or poor attention span, possibly both, and expresses surprise that you ever made it to senior year>she makes note that you're unfamiliar to her and tells you to introduce yourself—and stop looking at her ass>you've been walking behind her all this time, how did she know?>after a terse exchange, starts going on about the drama club's plans and past achievements, taking extra pain to glorify and expound upon her own role in things>you nearly bump into her when she stops and asks if you've been writing any of this down>you haven'tYou can write out DT's actions too, we're not RPing here.
>>3575817
>>3575945But I'm still awake. And I want to see a pony with a drink umbrella in the rain!
>>3575936I have that moment before I even love her.I've gone through so many "waifus" that a person with autism would foam at the mouth upon reading an account of my sad, sad life. I'm too grounded in reality to really care about fictional characters like that.They're short term crushes, nothing more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P6mbYM1oMpo
>>3575908FAT, huh. Looks like she'd have a hard time moving, if at all. Hmmmmm
>>3575936She lives in my heart
>>3575956>you will never have cake with all your friends to celebratebecause you don't have any frens
>>3575936>Implying I can tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
>>3575945but MTI'm the anon, I'm right here. Oh wait, you mean that anon... how about another Anon found lonely her under the rain, freed and took with him to take care of?
>>3575955Oddly enough, that's how my waifus were until Twilight. Twilight has lasted far longer than any other crush I've had.Who your your previous waifus AnonYuki Nagato, Lain Iwakura, and Reki here
>>3575964Gosh you guys are mean. Wanting to continue the cruelty that is anon. Not that I mind. until she cries and is broken right~
>>3575976And it all started with me THROWING IT ON THE GROUND!Did you at least chuckle at that?
>>3575968I've never had a waifu before Punky, but I have come close in the past.
>>3575956Now I want to play MC again.Thanks.
>>3575976>>3575976What no, no, I don't want her cry, nooo! i don't want her suffer and stay under the rain, I want to get her into warm home and wash her dry so she won't catch cold.Y U DO TIS TO ME MT Y
>>3575950Yes, but i am tired and DT is kind of causing me to want yo create a black hole.Her father came off to me as the kind of person who would donate such a spread out of the goodness of his heart.He is a man of business, and he sees helping the local schools as a way of training new buisness potential.
>>3575956Saw creeper and thought something bad/funny was going to happen
>>3575968nobody important
>>3575968Not him, but I've only ever had two waifus. Evangelyn even after she cut her fucking hait from Wakfu, and now the Pink oneI guess it's because Wakfu stopped making more episodes
>>3575984Of course. I laughed while drawing it. There is nothing more satifying then ruining something innocent. So fufilling.
>>3575999She doesn't resemble any of the ponies at allFucking apefucker
>>3575994>Y U DO TIS TO ME MT YUh
>>3576003I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not.Curse text based conversations.
>>3575968
>>3576003Sick bastard.
>>3576003MT draw minituffs rolling around on top of a tablepreferably make her cheerfully oblivious
>>3576007I kno rite?/)
>>3576012>>3575999MLPG in charge of autistic looking waifus
>>3576017(/
>>3576001>not amaliaevangelyne is taken anywayshe's married to her bow and fucks it every night
>>3576017(o\
>>3575968Oh yeah, I forgot R. Dorothy Wayneright oh god how could I forget DorothyIf I had to abandon Twilight now she;s the only one who could even come close to filling the hole in my soul
>>3575936It happens every once in a while.It hurts true but that shouldn't stop you anon. Somewhere out there is like her anon. But the question is would she like you? Would she love some one like you?If not why are you doing nothing. Start doing everything you can to improve anon. Do it for her.
>>3576024Too many plants in her vagI bet she has a monstrous bush to boot
>>3576027(o\/o)____
>>3576012>>3576029>>3575968 here, you are my fucking nigga
>>3575904That film's villain is way too underrated
>>3575968Never had anything like a waifu. Not even close. But Rarity man. She broke me. All I want is to make her happy...but she'll never be real
>>3575904John Carter would like a word
>>3575999Anon i've been staring at your waifu for five minutes
>>3575968Fuck the police.She's cute and a free spirit.
>>3575997Yeah, he was real chummy with Granny Smith, wasn't he? Somehow that part of his personality never rubbed off on DT. Don't know why.She is intimidating as a character, but she's supposed to become broken in the course of this plot as opposed to being broken at the start of it. We're not rescuing the princess straight off the bat, so I say we have fun with the bitch personality she does have (and pray it never goes away).Anyway, I hope someone'll cap or remember these. I'm tired, too.
>>3575968>waifus>pluralwhy does MLPG misunderstand the concept so thoroughly?
>>3576029Your waifu's nice. Not quite as wonderful as mine, though.
>tfw I never had a waifuI feel like I'm missing out on some autistic fun;_;
>>3576050>EdwardHoly shit how can you even waifu that abominationAlthough this scene wast legithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc4A0vXxHUM
>>3576059Terse is that you
1-3 Pone on4-6 Sweet release of sleep7-9 Vidya0 FicDubs+ MLPG's Choice. First reply.
>>3576054In today's world, waifu just means generic crush of the month/year
>>3576039Fucker was insane. Jesus Christ I mean he probably had other things that brought him money but he did everything he could to get the girl.She escaped. Just move to another warehouse.
>>3576067VIDEOGAMES
>>3576048Why.
>>3576067What vidya anon?
>>3576066Stop it, BDN, I can't help being faithfully devoted to Rakka ;_;
>>3576061You and me both.
>>3576071NO FUCK THAT, LET'S RIDE ON THE TRACKS, BABY
>>3576065Love transcends many things, Anon. I fell in love with a cartoon pony.
>>3576065Not too different from waifuing Pinkie, although Pinkie is much more grounded.
>>3575968>>3575968well
>>3576079Guild Wars
>>3576065>This is a very powerful scene. No dialogue at all. The only one who's talked to is Ein, the dog, who can't answer, and Spike, who's put his shell again to face his loneliness. Everything happens in silence, in gestures, all of that which underlines the fact that roads sometimes diverge. This scene, and the way it is displayed, competes with some of the most excellent movies.;_;
>>3576012>>3576029>>3576037I approve this
>>3576078Idont knowplease help
>>3576054I doubt I'll ever have another waifu.Oh god I'm autistic as fuck
>>3576084Love transcends many things. Even your own failures as a human being, but it won't mend them.
>all these "waifus" that you've had in the past>implying you've had more than one waifu>they're all from generic moe anime
>>3576093>"We have reached...a negotiation."
>>3576094This is serious. We're going to have to get you 20 cupcakes a litre of soda, stat. You need a party.And then we'll cut off your head and have a bowling tournament
>>3576080>loving a Haibane and not a poneBut Rakka is excellent tier waifuReki is still better
>>3576054There's only one thing I have that's close to a "waifu" and even then, it's not the diehard /a/ style (or even the horrific /jp/ style). Not so strongly, anyway. I really love characters of that archetype. I felt the same way about Yuko Okonogi and Yui.
Hey MTYou taking Requests?
>>3575968also:
>>3576108why would you do that
Oh pleaseIn five years max most of you will have 6 or 7/10 girlfriends, and you'll back at all this waifu deal thinking how silly and fake it was>implying you will not be a well-adjusted middle-class male with a boring white collar job and dull but secure prospects
>>3576113Only if you're abusing ponies
>>3576111>waifuing a poneWhat would everyone think when they found you and her together. You'd be hospitalised and she'd be taken to be experimented on
>>3576108If he's not bald, don't you have to shave it first?
>>35761196 or 7 girlfriends? what sort of sick game is this to you?
>>3576119I WISH I had a 6/10 girlfriend and secure prospects.
>>3576119But I'm gay, anon. That's why I'm allowed a waifu. It's a pure, nonsexual love.
>>3576130I mean 6/10 or 7/10Rating the looks
>>3576103I had one waifu in my life. My first and last. After all these years I still adore her
>>3576119> that greentextplease no> tfw it will be like that no matter whatHow it is happened that we can't enjoy the lie anymore? Why it is a burden now ;_;
>>3576119I can't imagine having a girlfriend so soon, I'm not looking for any relationships right now
>>3576128Correction:Situation A: You are both lynched by socially conservative nutjobsSituation B: You both get protection from the government as the first inter dimensional couple. Scientists ask for permission to constantly monitor both of you.
>>3576128I'd tell her to take me to Equestria to live with her of course!I'd come back regularly to see you guys thoughAlso does that mean you saw Big O Terse
>>3576119>6/10 girlfriendMaybe a 6/10 imaginary girlfriend
>>3576137>reading comprehension6 and 7s aren't really all so bad
>>3576113>>3576125Draw NMM abusing Celestia, please. Like.. breaking her wings.pls
>>3576138She looks like she has downs
>>3576118That's the spirit!tfw you realize you still kind of like your old drab personality-void waifu
>>3576128No, man.I would make sure she wasn't discovered. And I'd protect her from the evil government men who want to vivisect her and send me to Guantanamo Bay.I've thought about this. I would do everything possible to keep her safe.
>>3576138Season 3 when
What would Feather Weight catch you doing?
>>3576140> lifefuck everything
>>3576142>Situation B: You both get protection from the government as the first inter dimensional couple. Scientists ask for permission to constantly monitor both of you.
>>3576144I'm not Terse! How dare you!
>>3576156crying myself to sleep at night
>>3576156Do you except any other answer except "fapping" in MLPG?
>>3576144He's not me, but I'm watching The Big O at the moment. Might stream it later, when I'm less busy.
>>3576169At one point, yes I would have.
>>3576151>drabI dunno, looks like she has very abundant personality to me judging by the pic
>>3576167Are you hugging your pillow pony waifu while you do it?
>>3576128>Hey, that guy's with some weird alien thing!>THE ILLUMINATI HAVE COME!>Stand back mortals! Tis a demon from the etheral planes! Quickly, erik, roll a d10 while I draw my sword, we're going to need an attack check!>DEMONS! HELL ON EARTH! GOD HAS FORSAKEN US!>oh my god dude i want to fuck that horse thing>Sir, are you aware that you are eating cinnamon buns with an unearthly purple quadruped?
>>3576142situation C: Ponies are forced to live in slums. Anyone waifuing a pone is exhiled to the slumsIn 30 years there's a pro-xeno movement and pones get human rights
>>3576174>Streaming that>Not RedLine
>>3576154It's only a matter of timeI'm still waiting;_;
>>3576158>science is evil and they dissect everything without consentTell that to the man who's immune to aids.
>waifus
I bet Rarity's vagina looks like a Big O
>>3576184That too!
I watched a lot of animus,cartoons and so on, I was a lonely fuck and my social situation wasn't that good yet I never had a waifu. Worst case scenario I thought a character was hat, fapped to it a few times and forget about it.Now everything is a lot better for me, and I waifu a cartoon horse.What went wrong?
>>3576179i only have one pillow and i need that one to support my headi use a hot water bottle wrapped in part of the blanket
>>3576181I would face derision and poverty for her.
>>3576053Rest well.
>>3576189Tell that to the 3 men that are immune to aids now
>>3576184>Not wanting a stream of Big O
>>3576195http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU
cont
>>3576201Sorry I'm not a weeaboo
>>3576203stop abusing the scrunches
>>3576181Come on, it's not like any of us losers browsing 4chan instead of bettering ourselves would be able to live anywhere but the slums in the coming urban dystopia.But look on the bright side, you'd be neighbors with GG.
>>3576201So...should I watch Big O? I've never seen it
>>3576203What kind of scrunch is that?
>>3576204/v/ plsjust pls
>>3576181> you and your waifu is the most beautiful pair with good intentions that leads the movement> optional feature: your waifu is a beautiful alicorn princess> you successfully gather a lot of supporters from humans> you put in motion the revolution gears> you take over humans goverment with the help of magical ponies> optional feature: with the help of magitech - combination of technology and magic> you and your waifu now is in charge of a new world> chapter ends with you together being married and everyone around throwing flowers petals at you
>>3576210And we'd still place him on a pedestal and revere him, shit stains and scrawniness and the rest.
>>3576206yea you're right it looks better with no scrunch.
>>3576193> expecting a slut to have tight vaginedo you even anatomy
MLPG's non-pone waifus:RobotRobot built for romanceFucking edwardFairyHalf-monster instrument of slaughter that looks like mugiDead loli working out emotional issuesFish (eridan pls)Talking sex doll
Do you guys have any tips for imagining cuddling pone at night?Whenever I do it, it still just feels like a pillow. I can never even begin to imagine pone.I want to know this feeling.
>>3576213Do it.English and jap dubs, both are good.
>>3576231Stop being cruel about poor Ed.
>>3576231>fishWell, I suppose she is, actually
>>3576237MLPG's non-pone waifus:RobotRobot built for romanceFucking edwardFairyHalf-monster instrument of slaughter that looks like mugiDead loli working out emotional issuesFish (eridan pls)Talking sex dollSpoon with hair
>>3576225I don't see itI wasn't good at these spot the differences
>>3576237>implying Marceline doesn't waifu the shit out of PB
>>3576237I cant look at marceline without thinking of that guy from the tribes threads now.
>>3576229I must have missed that in anatomy class>Rarity will never present her body to you,,,just for class of course
>>3576247Fucking tribes threadsEveryone still there is a cunt
>>3576243She doesn't look like mugi.She has sexy thin eyebrows and looks somewhat like an anatomically modern human instead of a blob person.
>>3576254Except Seph, oddly enough considering he's a BR
>>3576243+GG+Spike+Femrover
>>3576254Actually they're kinda fun to play with.not against though holy shit
>>3576262>>3576262>>3576262Here be the new thread
>image limitnew horse?also tfw i can't post about my almost-waifu-that-never-was and posting her in new thread would seem uncouth
>>3576282We're still talking about waifus.>>3576262
