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Song and Dance edition

Previous thread: >>3538601

So, what do you think they'll have to sing about in the new season?
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they'll sing all about rape
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>>3546691
>Song and Dance edition


Which pony would gangam style?
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>>3546691
crystal ponies
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dat new horse smell
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>Get dunked
>Rape
>Some Cry
>Fuck You and Fuck Your Marker
>Derpy is a very ugly pony
>Butts
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>>3546711
>there will never be a .gif of him dancing in the stable
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why does is horse.
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>>3546699
>>3546699
is there a Secret of Monkey Island/Pony crossover yet?
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>>3546707
I like the BGM way more than the songs.
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So MLPG, have you accepted Roboute Guilliman as your spiritual liege ?
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Rainbow Dash will sing about being the very best

Like nopone ever was.
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wait what?

BCS is at ER?
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>>3546711
How come that song is so popular? Is it just the music, or is the guy doing it massively famous or something?
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>>3546724
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related
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>>3546699
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they'll sing about books and apples, and how hard it is to parallel park their pony cars at the mall
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Lets discuss the sanic poni fandom
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>selling fine leather jackets
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>>3546735
Starring George Clooney
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>>3546730
For the most part, I agree.
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>>3546717
Personally I think ponies smell nice. When they're not plodding around their own doo doo, they have a nice warm clean smell that large mammals get
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So um... Now that the horse isn't about to be over...
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>>3546735
yes
https://twitter.com/ButtercupSaiyan
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>>3546735

I'm gonna get shit on for this, but who's BCS? Acronyms aren't good for me.
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>>3546731

>Rowboat Girlyman
>not Vulkan

Remind me, which of the two was badass enough that GW actually ripped off their own ideas when designing a hero for the big storm of chaos fantasy campaign?
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>>3546699
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>show marathon tomorrow

Welp, looks like I'm getting up before noon tomorrow.
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Where were you when Senna passed away?
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>>3546743
Why is there so much of this on derpibooru
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>>3546758
buttercup saiyan
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>>3546758
Buttercupsaiyan

fanartist, flash animator, legend, everything tiarawhy wants to be
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>>3546772
because autism
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>>3546758
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HEY I'M GRUMP
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>>3546691

I just thought of a new meme guys!

Betashy.

Take pics of Fluttershy and post captions about how she's super beta.
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>>3546757
Oh good, at least it isn't serious.
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>>3546778
Including a girl?
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>>3546733
To join them is her test?

To train with them is her cause?
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>>3546778
>legend
tiara is actually more known than bcs at this point.
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so MLPG, how did your country do today at the olympics?
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Hey guys, who is the worst person to post here besides anon?
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Trixie will get a song. It will involve her singing about how far she has fallen, and her loneliness growing up...It starts off really sympathetic, but gradually turns into a villain song, with her gleefully singing of her downward spiral into black magic and desperation for revenge.
It'll be awesome and heartbreaking at the same time. Awesome because Kathleen Barr will do an amazing job and Trixie will show how she can handle tough shit life throws at her, but heartbreaking because it'll show how a pony desperate for power and affection could turn into a monster.
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What'd I miss over the last 6 or so hours?
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>>3546757
>twitter
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>>3546786
I don't understand why that got so crazy popular
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>>3546799

Fuck off Seth, she's never coming back.
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>>3546794
Probably Anon.
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>>3546799
But she's not really evil or anything. She's just a bitch.
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>>3546757
>https://twitter.com/ButtercupSaiyan

>All that bad luck
oh man, I'm so sorry for them.
I hope they get better soon.
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>>3546791
Nah.
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>>3546766
Goddamn, the mayor is cute.

She looks like the mayor mouse of Mouseville.
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>>3546804
That fucking panel. Jesus.
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It's only a 13 episode season because there's going to be a musical. Thats right, one whole hour of ponies singing.
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>>3546821
Yes. Easily. Have you seen how many youtube videos there are about him?
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>>3546818
>A pony will never sit on you
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>>3546766
Who's hosting it?
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>>3546754
Yes, more Slutty Mare please.

Literally
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>>3546757

well, i hope she gets better
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>>3546826
I had more fun watching that panel with y'all than I did with anything else there (besides the AKR interview).
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>>3546821
with her other fandom works, yea. with ponies? god no. tiara is one of the largest (if not the most well known) r34 pony artist now.
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I'm blown away how these stupid faces like took off. Surely people are getting sick of them right?
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>>3546828
im ok with this
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Okay, here we go. This is going off of what I was trying to write the other day.

>You're awakened by Big Mac kicking the leg of your bed.
>"Get up, get dressed - we got work to do."
>You look at the alarm clock as you shake the sleep from your eyes.
>"Big Mac... it's 4:30..."
>"Yeah, it's late. I shoulda woke you up half an hour ago."
>Oh, boy.
>"Get up. I ain't tellin' you again."

>You throw on a shirt and your jeans, stuffing your feet into your shoes and shrugging into a jacket as you look around for Applebloom's hulking brother.
>"On the porch. C'mon, light a fire under it!"
>Making your way outside (and trying not to run your shins into anything), you see him headed to his truck.
>There's something filling the bed of the battered red pickup, but you can't tell what it is in the dark of the morning.
>Your stomach growls.
>"What are we gonna do about breakfast, Big Mac?"
>he reaches into the cab of the truck, and holds up a brown paper sack and a thermos, shaking them for effect.
>"But we ain't eatin' until we get somethin' done."
>He nods you toward the truck.
>"C'mon."
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>>3546799
I hope not.
The tragic fanon is a stupid one anyway.
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>>3546792
Everything is going as expected, waiting for medals in basket and hockey.
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>>3546845
dont think so, people are retarded
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>>3546766
>>3546824

Do you think she always had pink hair? Could you imagine little mayor filly going to school with a big poofy pink mane? So cute
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>>3546726
My name is Twilight Threepwood, Mighty Pony?

>>3546741
Can three ponies live in the same body without driving each other crazy?

>>3546765
Lemonhead has the best fetish.
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>>3546757
That sucks, she's had such crappy luck lately
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>>3546848
finally. i was going to ask where you were.
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>>3546837
Never can get enough
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Drawfags should draw something for BCS to cheer her up.
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>>3546845
im more upset at the fact that whoever it was thought it would be a good idea to put the matrix marquee down the back of the already awful logo
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BCS @ButtercupSaiyan 25 July
@prpltnkr You deserve better than what transphobic EverFree Northwest did. What's in someone's pants doesn't matter. I still support you.

>what transphobic EverFree Northwest did
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>>3546828
Close

Whats really going to happen is ponies ON ICE!
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>>3546833

The Hub you thundering simpleton
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>>3546845
I just don't know anymore, MLPG.
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>>3546845

Even on Reddit most of them have gotten tired of "le," so hey, it's starting.
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>>3546873
I was thinking the same thing

I'm not very good though
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>>3546848
do we get to suck off big mac before he breaks us in with a good'ol buttfuckin?
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>>3546876
lol
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>>3546873
what happen to BCS? i hate most of her art but she is a nice person.
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>>3546883
really? wow finally, how much time took them?
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You remind me of a mare!
(WHAT MARE?)
Oh, the mare with the power!
(WHAT POWER?)
The power of voodoo!
(WHO DO!)
YOU DO! YOU DO!
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>>3546863
Pinkie will never let you down
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>>3546792
They suck
We have only a silver medal till now
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>>3546848
oh boy oh boy oh boy
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>>3546845
>go to reddit's ragecomic subreddit yesterday because I wanted to see how much of what we see on 4chan about reddit is true
>this is rated second highest
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>>3546856
Imagine if the Mayor had frizzy pink hair like Pinkie.
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>>3546876
You mean give her money? How dare they buy her products and support the cis agenda!
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>>3546848

>You get into the truck, settling into the cracked leather bench-seat and putting on your seat-belt.
>Taking a glance back through the window, you see the bed of the truck is filled with pots, each one holding a small tree covered in young shoots.
>"What are those?"
>Big Mac smiles in amusement as he starts up the truck and pulls away from the house, heading for one of the paths into the orchard.
>"Whattaya mean, 'what are those?' They're the cuttings."
>"Oh, right."
>You find yourself feeling slightly stupid as the memory returns of the blazing-hot day you and Big Mac took cuttings from several older trees - you were surprised to learn that most new apple trees aren't grown from seed.
>Big Mac nods as the truck rattles over the gravel road. The headlights throw cones of brightness over the deep blue dark that hangs over the orchard. The sun's not due to come up for another hour or so.
>"We're gonna take them cuttings and plant 'em at the west edge of the orchard, where we was tilling yesterday."
>Where YOU were tilling, mostly. Your hands and back throb with pain at the thought of it.
>But it shouldn't take too long to plant all the cuttings if there's only enough to fill the back of one truck--
>"And when these ones are in the ground, we're gonna go back for the rest of them. It'll take at least three trips."
>Shit. You really have to stop thinking Big Mac's gonna go easy on you just because you're courting his little sister.
>"Don't puss out on me, city-boy."
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>>3546898
Do what?
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>>3546794
Nanaki at least understands how much of a faggot he can be at times.
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>>3546876
DIE CIS SCUM
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>>3546874
usually christian graphics artists are pretty alright at what they do.
This is just beyong awful
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>>3546794
sentenal
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>>3546873

DO IT, YOU FUCKING DRAWFAGS
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>>3546856
MLPG has quite the love for Mayor.
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>>3546883
see
>>3546906

Holy fuck
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>>3546803
pls respond
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>>3546818
>no one will ever draw celestia sitting on fluttershy
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So MLPG, I haven't been here or any other fan site for three weeks, what's new and good in the land of ponies and pasta?

Any news? Anyone make a particularly large faggot of themselves recently? Have we got a new flavour of the month yet?
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>>3546935
Why can't I just fantasize about being a lowly paid intern working for the grey maned mayor of Ponyville without you guys turning it into some weird sex thing
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>>3546906
Oh god was there ever a time where this was more relevant
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>>3546935
The mayor isn't that kind of pony.
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>>3546909

Nope, she means "using transphobic advertising". Pic related, Nathan got into a flame war with Tinker over the advert at the bottom.
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>You will neve be an onion

Sigh...
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are we still nostalgia?
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>>3546957
>without you guys turning it into some weird sex thing
>MLPG
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>>3546951
We and tumblr gave GG a bunch of money.

13 episode season is confirmed. More seasons is also confirmed (but we all knew these things, anyways).
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>>3546794
it's a toss up between ross and fluffy for me. ross for refusing to change and shoveling shitty fat S7 art and fluffy for PMSing all over the place with his endless whining.
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>>3546957

Welcome to /mlp/ where an innocent show for girls is turned into an endless abyss of fetishes.

Enjoy your stay.
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>>3546906
That has to be ironic. Fuck me
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>>3546862
>Can three ponies live in the same body without driving each other crazy?

Doubt it. Especially those three. Pinkarity Dash? Wooooo.
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>>3546973
Anon pls you're making me cry
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>>3546691
cmc wont be singing in season3 of mlp:fim

because of mlp:cmc
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>get home from work
>call out to your favorite pony, wondering where they are
>you find them at your computer
>they've found your porn collection
>they're flipping through the hottest and most debauched images you have
>before you can say anything they notice you
>you try to stammer out an excuse but they rush over and give you the most passionate kiss you've ever had
>they confess that they share the exact same kinks as you but were so afraid to tell you about them
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>>3546957
Admit it. You'd gladly accept an invitation to her place for some more "hands-on" work.

Like dying her mane and tail for her.
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>>3546992
sweetie belle your masturbation addiction is causing your grades to fall

you will have to stay for detention
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>>3546951
2 song leaks and possible villain leak
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>>3546972
Man, every time I turn around, that dumb cunt is stirring the shit over something pointless
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>>3546930
Didn't we JUST go through this?
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>>3546912

>The rest of the ride is relatively quiet, and you spend most of it looking out the window or fiddling with the hems of your work-gloves, trying not to look at the bag containing what's to be your breakfast, or think about what's inside, ignoring the protests of your empty stomach.
>You can feel Big Mac watching you out of the corner of his eye. He set the bag down right between you, like hanging a carrot in front of a horse.
>But you're not gonna wimp out and you're damned sure not about to try and sneak anything.
>The truck pulls to a stop, and Big Mac gets out, dropping the tailgate.
>You quickly follow him, and the two of you unload the pots.
>You're a bit surprised how delicately the hulking farmer treats these cuttings, cradling each one like his own child and gently setting it down before going for the next one. You follow suit, taking great care not to damage any of them. For all the branches you took, you know that not all of them managed to root, even with help from Applejack and all her expertise - these ones are survivors and should be treated with respect.
>After the cuttings are unloaded, Big Mac hands you a shovel.
>"Two foot deep and a foot and a half wide."
>"Wait, Isn't that what the tilling was for?"
>"Tiller only goes so deep. Two foot deep, foot and a half wide. And give them plenty of space between each other - the roots need room to grow out."
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>>3546794
Rose.
Because she won't draw more butts.
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>>3546972
>Had to google "ave marea" after that Octavia greentext
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>>3546980
>More seasons also confirmed

I should have bet on this shit, season four was inevitable.
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>>3547013
Why are you replying to him, then? Shut the fuck up you fucking retard.
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>>3546982
1) Deafdefiler
2) Sentenal hat anon
3) GG hat anon
4) Ross
5) Winston
...
9001) LK
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>>3546894

>>3546757
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>>3547001
That seems kinda....personal

Especially how she'd been trying to keep it a secret for so long
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>>3547031
Wrong.
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>>3547022
Well, yeah, they were hiring more artists and writers a while back, and none of the current writers have talked about joining new projects.
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>>3547021

I didn't have to google it, I just wanted to listen to it. The one from Hitman, to be more specific.

And then I went and did something else instead.
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>>3547028
>Andrea Libman like's John Joseco's Molestia blog.
Source? Missed it

Also it was $5,500 buckaroos.
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>>3547031
lol no.
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>Having Gallstones
>2012
Jesus Christ how horrible
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>>3547001
The mayor's head looks just awful.

Why do bronies have to ruin everything.
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>>3546794

Art-Anon, because even with everything else he's done, he's part of the reason fluffy pony is what it's become.
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>>3547028
>Seth is developmentally retarded

We knew this since 2010, but what'd he do this time?

>Andrea Libman like's John Joseco's Molestia blog.

Shit son, you better source that
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Two of the songs have been released at Comic Con.

I don't know what they are going to sing about but I think that there will be more dancing, based on what I saw.
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>>3547028
Are you posting this picture unironically?
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>>3546995
I never knew fluttershy shared my fetish for uncircumcised vs circumcised penis arguments
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>>3547031
>LK lower than Jr
I object!
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>>3547028
>like's
I forgot to include you in the power rankings, fluffy-shit-spam-anon. You would be between Ross and Winston.
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>>3547031
>Eurobeat Guy not at the bottom
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>>3546972
...What did she feel was wrong with the ad? I can't spot anything obvious that'd set off her >triggers.
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>>3547052
shut up scootaloo you dont even have a gall
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>>3546980
>>3547022
going to need some proof here
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>>3547080
I DO TOO
I HAVE LIKE, SIX GALLS!
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>>3547031
pls no

no circlejerking
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>>3547055
No he's not. He's part of the reason of what is WAS


the people who saved all the greentext and spammed abuse stories non stop then /mlp/ was formed are what made it what it is
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>>3546951
Have you met the flavor of the month?
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>>3547083
Something the bgmusic guy said.
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>>3547083
"proof"
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>>3547083
McCarthy is still working at DHX, even though the series was finished a long time ago. More seasons, a movie or a new show is basically confirmed.
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>>3547097
She's not that recent.
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>>3547057
Well okay Andrea didn't EXPLICITLY say she liked Molestia, I made that up, she just said she liked john joseco.
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>Fluttershy will never be your Venus of Willendorf
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>>3547097
That was the flavor of the month last month, though.
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>>3547112
Jesus Fuck
Im calling the cops
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>>3547112
>tits on her belly
Durr
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>>3547039
It would only be after she had you working as her underling for a little while, gaining some trust, working hard and saving her tail more then once on a tricky land dispute. Imagine how lonely it must be to be the Mayor, always distant, always remote and grey and necessarily "in charge."

Won't you oblige her this favor? Will you help a young mare who's wise beyond her years feel like a giddy filly?
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>>3547102
i wonder (and hope) this means season 3 is going to have an overarching plot. assuming this is correct information.
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>>3547112
>anthro
>everything
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>>3547112
why does that artist have to draw ponies so sexy
I don't want this feel
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>>3547015

>He grabs another shovel for himself, and cores out a hole in the trench from the tiller before taking one of the cuttings and pulling it from the pot, the soil clinging to the bottom holding the shape of the container, before gently fitting it into the hollow and packing the rich black earth in around it.
>He moves down the row a few feet and stomps his foot into the trench, leaving a clear bootprint in the dirt, before he steps back and leans on his shovel.
>"Get this one."

And that's what I've got.
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>>3547112
We macro pone now?
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>>3547112
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>>3547127
What if the mayor is married?

its against my morals to romance married women.
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>>3547142
>Sexy
Okay, that's it.
I'm making an optometrist appointment for you, anon.
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>>3546972
What's wrong with it?
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>>3547096

>He's part of the reason of what it WAS

...a really dumb meme?
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>>3547148
>king cheeta

why even
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>>3547157
not if its marshmellow pone
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>Flutterboob hanging out of the frame
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>>3547158
Aint no quack is going to get their grubby mits on my feet, Twilight!
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>>3547144
holy shit this is boring.

are you using these greentext stories to share your boring life on the farm with us? nothing significant has happening in four posts and like 40 lines of greentext.

you're slipping.
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>>3546972
>Hangout

PONYCHAN SCUM CONFIRMED
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>>3547157
She's likely unattached, I mean who could possibly be her beau?
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>>3547021
I missed an octavia greentext?

please, someone post the cap! or a link, or...something!
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>3547178
I just realized I don't know what a foot doctor is called.
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>>3547194
Who?
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In Equestria there is no Reddit
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>>3547176
>flutterboob gently squishing in the curve of her fore-arm
unf
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>>3547194
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>>3547208
Truly a better world.
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>>3547208
we already knew it was a utopic paradise anon
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>>3547194
Because she doesn't really have much of a character so you can just project whatever you want onto her.
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>>3547181
>I don't know what character building or plot development is!

This seems like it would work better as a full >fanfiction though.
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>>3547194
Because her personality is almost entirely fanon
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>>3547208
Sign me the fuck up
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>>3547205
Footiatrist
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>>3547205
Podiatrist, I think.
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>>3547216
Why is she so pretty then?
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>>3547205
Podiatrist
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>>3546960

>I'm watching that movie right now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTu3k0RRK4
>>
DORKS
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Which pony likes to smell their own farts?
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>>3547161
Believe me, there is something wrong with the situation and its not the banner.
PurpleTinker also went on a crusade to convince the VA's not to go to the convention.
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>>3547235
Not without her flowing cosmic mane she isn't.
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>>3547181
>>3547217

It's not always exciting working on a farm - there's gonna be slow moments here and there.

Also I was hoping a few of you would pitch in. These things are better written as a group.

>>3547182

Oh, cool.
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>>3547239
>Minus Gay Sex
>>>/reddit/
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>>3547242
Pinkie because it's funny and they smell like cotton candy.
Twilight because it turns her on.
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>>3547181

Shut up, darf.
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>>3547236
>>3547234
>Podiatry or podiatric medicine is a branch of medicine devoted to the study of, diagnosis, and medical treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle, and lower extremity
>lower extremity
UNF
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>>3547112
I fucking hate Sheela because now all I want to draw is TnA

Goddamnit general.
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>>3546906
>>3546845

>Reddit comic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKuPPiF5SU
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>>3547243
Right, but what did she think was wrong with the banner? I don't see how it could offend anyone.
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>>3547246
But bald ponies are pretty too.
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>>3547242
I bet Rainbow Dash lets out big wet farts under the covers and then lifts the sheets.
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>>3547246
I like her blue mane better, honestly.
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>>3547257
shut up TAW
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>>3547243
Yeah, she's obviously nutzo, but what exactly was her argument against it? I can't see anything that I can imagine setting her off there.
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>>3547265
Pretty bad looking
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>>3547194
>wake up with a start in the middle of the night
>"Hw-wha?"
>"Shhh, anon. Go back to sleep. You just had a bad dream."
>You blearily look around, trying to focus your eyes in the dark. Luna is laying beside you, looking down at you with a soft, sorta sad smile she always has
>you relax seeing her and put your head back down
>"Do you need anything? Glass of water?"
>"No, I'm good."
>You gently but firmly hug her and drag her close to you
>"I have everything I need."
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>>3547194
She can show beauty where you didn't think there was any. Her night, her darkness is its own beauty. She reveals the starts and our beginnings, the very cosmos is open through her window of blackness. The quietness, the emptiness, it brings peace and humility to ones self.

Also what Sentinel said in Luna quest, that was pretty romantic as well.
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Someitmes I think you have to be crazy, willing to be able to stir up shit, or have to sacrifice some of your dignity to get noticed
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>>3547112
FUCK YOU SHEELA
I WENT BROWSING THROUGH YOUR GALLERY AND I FOUND THE MOST HORRIBLE 16 PIECE OF SONIC FANART I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO FORCE MYSELF TO LOOK AT

THAT RUINED YOUR GIANT BEAUTIFUL PONIES FOR ME
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>>3547246
Mah negro.
I wish there was more S2 Luna art than S1.
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>>3547259
No, not unf
For every girl with slim perfect feet and toes theres 100 people who have disgusting feet
And a podiatrist inspects those.
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>>3547273
>Wet farts

That's not how that's supposed to work.
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>>3547279
>>3547243
Just remember Tinker is a he or "it"
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>>3547205
What a stupid pony

I bet she doesnt even study!
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>>3547281
n-no ;_;
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>>3547277
Shut up LK
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>>3547287
Dignity is for suckas

I wanna be popular
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>>3547184

Fffffffffffffffffffffuck you!
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>>3547246
>>3547289
>Even considering the existence of shit tier S1 Luna
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>>3547289
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>>3547239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTulbXoymE&feature=plcp
This is my favourite
>that rap
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>>3547283
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charles manson is best pony
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>>3547273
Would she invite me for a whiff? Would I even have a choice?
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 99
Personal Morale: High
Thread Horsefucking Levels: Very High
Flavor of the week: Sparkling Adhesive
Post count for 07/29/12: 7816

I love it when MLPG pulls a bit of old posts out. Reminders of what came before can be good indications of things to come, and there's still plenty of good times to be had here.

I'd love to run an event tomorrow, a stream or something, to celebrate day 100. I'll attempt to, but if not, someone else probably will!

There was some Derpy earlier, some Cadence talk with that creepy story doll, and of course some random drama for no reason.

Seems like average MLPG to me!
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>>3547311
>ignoring canon
brony pls go
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>>3547292
>he doesn't know about wet farts
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>>3547306
Shutup SB
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>>3547313
>tfw no more rubro
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>>3547316
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>>3547288
Come on what could have been so bad?
Vore? Farts? Scat?
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>>3547320
LETH HAS RETURNED
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>>3547242
fluttershy, she uses it for her own aroma therapy
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>>3547320
>Not hyping hub marathon

ya blew it Leth
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>>3547313
Wrong colours
0/10
Would not fuck, called the cops, hid under bed, cried self to sleep
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>>3547335
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>>3547320
>random drama
Shut up.
Our drama is interesting and important!
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>>3547320
>Full Hamburger Time back
this is a good feel
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>>3547320
Hey Leth, did you get the correct version of the fic I sent you?
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can someone PLEASE post that octavia greentext?
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>>3547285
>Also what Sentinel said in Luna quest, that was pretty romantic as well.
No it wasn't. It was autismal as fuck. Like, genuinely, awkward fanfiction tier
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>>3547320
>Google Sparkling Adhesive
>4th result
>Glitter Glue - Add Sparkle to Your Rubber Stamping Projects With ...

Clever girl Leth. Clever girl.
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>>3547320

>that fucking egg
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>>3547333
Shut up Scherzo
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>>3547320
Friendoff ends in two days, right?
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>>3547364
Are you an idiot?
>>
What would you do if you got to Equestria and while talking with Twilight Sparkle who's volunteered to give you orientation about their world, she informs you that ponies don't fart?
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>>3547341
If I remember Sheela's gallery, there's a ton of gay Sonic furry porn mingled with the delicious hips.
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>>3547362

It involved Octavia having a grand symphony, and instead of playing an instrument farting into a microphone.
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>>3547351
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>>3547364
>had to google it
Is english not your first language?
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>>3547363
Luna is real and she loves me and wants to marry me.
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>>3546989
I kind of want to see the kind of shenanigans that would result from that in an episode. If nothing else it would present unique fashion challenges to Rarity.
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>>3547347
>SB
>sudoku
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>>3547376
>Gay Sonic Porn

Come on, how could that ruin delicious hips?

Gay Sonic Porn is practically vanilla now a days.

He's just being a big baby
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>>3547379
>Ainsley will never blindfold you and push things into your mouth.
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>>3547388
Luna told me she thinks you're dumb and she never loved you, she was just using you for your jetski
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>>3547360
If it was the updated one from a day or two ago, yes.

>>3547371
Indeed!
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>>3547363
S-Shut up, I think it was pretty cool.

Besides, with a good role, doesn't matter what anyone thinks. One could say Zip Zam Boom, roll a 27 and win the quest for the night.
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>>3547394
Gay Sonic Porn with hats on?
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>>3547395
>tfw you actualy tried his recipies
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>>3547320
>>3547355
What drama was there? I looked back in the archive and all I saw was something about a thread getting deleted and butts. Any details other than that?
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>>3547408
Gaben pls
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>my dick when

http://askredribbon.tumblr.com/
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>>3547320

what?, more nostalgia?

ok
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>>3547378
>implying I don't want to read it anyway

i don't think i've seen any octavia greentexts yet
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>>3547393
He always seems so sad, even though his pones are so cute
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>>3547391
An earth pony, a pegasus and a unicorn in the same body would be a great setup for shenanigans.

>tfw there will never be a body/mindswap episode
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Hey MLPG, give me something to draw
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>>3547408
>>3547394
FINE
LET ME TELL YOU
IT WAS GAY SONIC MACRO PORN

BUT NOT JUST ANY GAY SONIC PORN

EACH SONIC CHARACTER WAS ANTHRO WITH A HUGE DICK AND BALLS

BUT NOT JUST THAT

EACH COMIC HAD 2 VISIBLE CHARACTERS IN IT

ONE BIG CHARACTER, AND ONE SMALL CHARACTER LOCATED SOMEWHERE ON THE BIG CHARACTERS DICK

AND EVERY NEW PAGE THE SMALL CHARACTER WOULD BECOME THE BIG CHARACTER AND A NEW CHARACTER WOULD BE SMALL ON THEIR DICK

IT WENT ON FOR
16
PAGES
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>>3547443
Wynona being romanced by Underdog.
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>>3547443
Pone farting
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>>3547443
Bonbon version of this
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>>3547443
Lyra with a fancy butt hat
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>>3547443
The ponies as hats
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>>3547402
what if we can't do our friendoff
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>>3547443

Applejack giving big mac a noogie
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>>3547443
a taco shitting ice cream
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>>3547443
Every pone wearing each other as hats
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>>3547443
Spike babysitting the Cake twins
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Okay faggots what scene made you feel the most?

For me it's a tie between the letter part from the second episode and when Rarity discovers Sweetie's drawing.

Hit me hard
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WHO'S READY FOR THE AUGUST FRIEND-OFF?
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>>3547443
Seconding this
>>3547456
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>>3547443
rumble x scootaloo
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>>3547483
Rainbow Dash doing the Rainboom to save Rarity.

I don't know why, but it does.
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>>3547283
Aww that's so sweet.
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>>3547483
What kind of feeling?
I mean the first time I saw Pink Shoehorned I was filled with such rage that I probably could have flown if it could be used as fuel for a jetpack
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Why can't our meetups look this normal /co/?
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>>3547483
i felt somethig in my pants everytime i saw pony ass
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>>3547443
inb4 ross
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>>3547443
celestia sitting on fluttershy
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>>3547483
Dash trying to convince Fluttershy that every one pony that helps counts, and FS then says she cant do it and runs off, followed by Dashs frustrated air buck that she just can't help her.
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>>3547483
When Applebloom couldn't sleep because of her nightmares and Applejack let her borrow her hat to comfort her.
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>>3547448

My sides!
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>>3547314
>>3547239
>>3547251

Pushing Gaywads is still a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX8ZeZJqOE0&feature=relmfu
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>>3547483
When FS called out Rarity and PP on their pathetic lives I was punching the air I was so excited.
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>>3547493
I'm not.
i still haven't started my project
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>>3547316
>you lay in bed, tired, but not sleepy enough yet
>Luna is sitting beside you, like always
>"Anon, may we....may I ask you a question?"
>"Mmhmm."
>"Why do you.....and everyone else sleep at night. Why does everyone shun the dark and favor the day?"
>She seems a little upset, not looking directly at you as she asks. You sit and consider it for a while
>"Becasuse night is peaceful. The day is nice, but its full of work and hectic chaos. At night, we can relax. It's better in its own way. Cool. Sacred."
>She smiles at your answer and rests her head on your shoudler warmly
>"Would you mind staying up with me?"
>"I'd love to."
>The two of you just sit there, against each other. At least an hour passes and you can feel fer sliding down, unconsciously flopping onto the mattress.
>You tuck her in beside you
>"Good night."
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>>3547483
Any scene in Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>3547483
Twilight getting discorder and crying made me feel too hard.
Also the drawing too
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>>3547510
For the record MLPG had only 1 meetup
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>>3547510
I know that asian guy.
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>>3547510
>NO HOMO GUYS
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>>3547483
the rarity discovering sweetie's drawing scene
>tfw you get really pissed off at your younger siblings then find something they made for you
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>>3547423
Ooh, it's actually updating? Neato!
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>>3547510
That doesn't look very normal.
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>>3547403
>>3547363
This?
I laugh
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>>3547525
d'awww
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>>3547537

Yes.

>>3547539

And let us never speak of it again.
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>>3547518
>Pushing Gaywads
>Gaywads
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>>3547483
Fluttershy's anxiety in HFS was way too relatable, so I'll go with that.
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>>3547537

Yeah, they had it yesterday over in NYC.
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>>3547522
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS!

HOP TO!
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>>3547483
That scene hit me right in the >feels.
There is always that thing a person goes back to that they wish they could have changed.
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>>3547549

Well when you consider the competition...
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>>3547510
I wonder that a /ck/ meet up would look like
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>>3547543
>Hey big bro thanks for letting me play Zelda I saved over the files
>FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE CUNT I KNEW YOU'D RUIN EVERYTHING NEVER TOUCH ANY OF MY STUFF AGAIN

1. ILOVE
2. BIG
3. BRO
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>>3547428
>sometimes less than one post per minute
>multiple troll threads popping up all the time and everyone always wondering which thread was "the general"
oh man
those days
>>
Post pictures of yourself if you're so pretty
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>>3547585
>There is always that thing a person goes back to that they wish they could have changed.
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>>3547483
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>>3547483
Sweetie's drawing also gave me a lot of feels. Shit man I know that something like that had to happen, I mean it was obvious but I still wasn't ready for it

>You'll never exist in her world to make her happy again
OH FUCK YOU
>>
The Britfag meetup was fine. Few of them met up before, too

>you will never have friends from MLPG you'd travel across the country for to meet up twice
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>>3547614
But I'm not
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>>3547510
What a sausage fest.
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>>3547610
>implying I still wouldn't be mad as fuck
>>
Why does Sweetie Belle poop so much?
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>>3547614
I would, but that would be attention-whoring
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>Rainbow Dash will never strain with all her might to hover just inches above your dick before slamming home
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>>3547510
Where's their girlfriends?
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>>3547483
Sisterhood Social

Applebloom is making grape juice and accidentally splashes Applejack with it. Sweetie quickly tries to defend her, saying that she didn't mean to

That.....that was something
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>>3547608

A few normal looking people, and a few hambeasts.

They'd argue constantly over which restaurant to go to, and then there'd be a murder after it came to deciding how much to tip
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>>3547610
that pretty much happened to me with lttp
i would probably have been really pissed off if i hadnt already beaten it
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>>3547652
good
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>>3547652
>Letting Rainbow Dash near my dick

Ew gross
She's worst pony
She's probably got vermin and diseases
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>>3547653
I'm never updating my current version of 4chanx
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>>3547510
All those black guys
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>>3547630
I still say a MLPG Roadtrip would be awesome
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>>3547660
What goes on in Sweetie Belle's house?
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>>3547652
>she misses the target by a few or so inches
>*c-rack*
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>>3547652
>pink version

But why?
>>
I might agree to go to an MLPG meet up, considering it would be MLPG

But what the fuck would we even do?
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>>3547690
To be fair you are exagerating the situation.
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>>3547649
>>
WHAT KIND OF BELL MAKES NO SOUND WHEN YOU HIT IT?
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>>3547706
I wouldn't.

I don't want to meet any of you.
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>>3547706
Talk about ponies. Play vidya. Call Ross a faggot. Maybe go mini-golfing.
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>>3547653
I remember when 4chan itself fuck up so many times.
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>>3547652
>Rainbow Dash will never strain with all her might to hover just inches above your face before slamming home
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>>3547711
Those circular christmas bells.

seriously those things are lame as hell.
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>>3547706
We'd all worship Glitter Glue like a god
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>>3547706
Go out for dinner and drinks or something.
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>>3547283
>>3547525
why would Luna sleep through the night with you?

if anything, she should be helping you sleep through the day, so you can be on night shift and enjoy your waifu.
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>>3547654
>>3547638

But it was a /FIT/ meetup.
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>>3547711
A Sweetiebell?

I mean, it wouldn't if you hit her hard enough the first time.
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>>3547706
Drink till we take Your wiafu is shit thing to seriously and beat each other up till the police comes?
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>>3547652
>>3547696
what an odd thing to do
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>>3547690
>>3547707
No no no

It wasnt the implication of something darker then it really is. But that reaction she immediately had in that situation, how she expected Applejack to get steamed like Rarity. That made me sad
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>>3547706
SoCal amusement park meetup when?
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>>3547744
seriously, when?
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Would you, /co/?
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>>3547653
Something like that just happened to me. Just reloaded the page
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>>3547739
You don't take that seriously?
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>>3547754
>>3547744

SoCal fags pls go.

I don't like knowing there are so many of you closeby.
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>>3547755
That doesn't look very nice
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>>3547761
Me too
It was just a jumble of letters and numbers and then a "FUCK YOU"
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>>3547768
She takes magic very seriously.
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>>3547755
Would I seal her back to her dimension?
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>>3547732
And hate on Sentenal too
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>>3547696
Because the original was already posted in the fat pony thread and why not?
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>>3547765
What's wrong with meeting other MLPGers?
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>>3547144

>You realize you've gotten stronger when it takes you only a short time to shovel out a hole and plant the cutting.
>In that time, Big Mac has already gone down the row, leaving a boot-print every few feet.
>Moving over to the next, you dig and plant another, and another, working in relative silence.
>Within a short enough time, you get the whole load of cuttings planted, and Big Mac puts his shovel over his shoulder, heading for the truck.
>Standing up straight, you feel your back popping - it's a good feeling, actually, knowing you've gotten something done right off the bat.
>But there's still quite a bit of ground left to plant.
>You head over to join him as he pops his door open, no doubt to head back to grab another load of cuttings.
>But to your surprise, he only reaches inside, grabbing the bag and thermos before slamming the door shut and taking a seat on the tailgate.
>You set your shovel in the bed before sitting down next to him.
>"Figured I'd let you have breakfast early - saw you lookin' at this here bag," he says with a smirk. "You looked like a kid outside a candy store."
>He pulls out half a loaf of bread, a jar of apple-butter, a bit of cheese and a few fresh apples besides, as well as a couple of tin coffee cups.
>You'd almost completely forgotten how hungry you were, eagerly tearing into your food - you're surprised apples and cheese mix so well.
>you nearly choke, however, at what he says next.
>"So, when you takin' Applebloom on a proper date?"
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>>3547784
>not hating on sentenal
>ever
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>>3547525
KEEP GOING.
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>>3547744
Never. Not enough anon to go.
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>>3546711
What video is this from?
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>>3547797
>autism
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>>3547742
the implications are there whether you like them or not

i bet raritys mom and dad yell at their kids when they do something bad
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>>3547802
Beside, a ticket for Disney or KB Farm is like 100 each.
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>>3547755
You bet your ass I would.
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>>3547814
>the implications are there whether you like them or not
Not really.
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>>3547789

j-jokes on you Anon. I was only pretending?
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>>3547739
>>3547762

>"What's with the guys in the Drunk Tank?"
>"We picked 'em up outside a bar and grill on the edge of town."
>"Fighting?"
>"Yeah."
>"What for, did they say?"
>"Something about one of them having 'a shitty waifu' or something."
>"Must be a Dashfag, then..."
>"A what now?"
>"Nothing."
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>awful fetishes
>no show discussion
>namecalling

>ctrl+f "rape"
>2 results
>TWO
>RESULTS
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Most people who hate sentenal or newfags trying to fit in
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>>3547826
Really? I thought it was more around the 50-60 range. It's easy enough to get a deal for tickets anyways, especially for Six Flags
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>>3547849
or were being stalked by him.
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>>3547847
>we haven't been discussing our feels from the SHOW

DYEBTG?
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>>3547718
Mini golf sounds fun. Maybe a bowling tournament?
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>>3547755
I would rub her big ears between my thumbs and forefingers, being tickled by the discharge of electric magical energies
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>>3547847
>shitty joke thats ran its course
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>>3547838
Even if it meant she might accidentally your central nervous system?
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>>3547875
Bowling is difficult

How about paintballing?
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>>3547872
>>>/v/149016823

Learn how to link, please.
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>>3547849
I've been noticing alot of that shit lately.
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>>3547872
>implying you didn't post that just to start shit
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>>3547847
that stopped being funny even before deaf left
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>>3547886
Sure, my life isn't that great anyway.
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>>3547875
>>3547891
Bowling disco party
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>>3546691
I remember disliking this episode. But I found it fun how Spike likes being the announcer, and how he meshes well with Cherilee.
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HOLDDDD
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>>3547886
I trust her.
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>>3547892
>Someone explaining what happen and telling the truth
That's so sweet
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>>3547892
Thanks.
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The Bidet Anon.

Where is The Bidet.
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>>3547943
I'd like this a lot better without arrows sticking out of her.
Maybe like 1 arrow.
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>>3547945

This, that's really cute.
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>>3547950
I've asked a few times but no one wants to draw it.
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>>3547649
Because she's a very shitty pony.
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>>3547922
Joke's on you, the missing word was "supercharge". Enjoy living for what feels like hours for every second you spend in contact with her, with the possibility of addiction.
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I had another pony dream last night.
This one was probably the most perverse.
I don't remember much, but I know it involved diapers and mental regression.
I remember Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Trixie.
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>>3547943
LE ARROW TO THE KNEW XD
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>>3547790

Ooh, here we go...!
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>>3547989

I'd complain but >dat marzipan pinkie
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>>3547649
>>3547979

Because Gavalanche is a horrible human being.
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>>3546691
How's it hanging, everyone?
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I took a break to watch Batman. Hoping the guy who collects pictures of apple horse wearing hats is still here.
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>>3547979
I wonder if Michelle Creber knows about all the shittybelle.
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>>3547982
That sounds pretty incredible.
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>>3548011
Oh god yes I love this image.
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>>3547988
I once had a pony dream where human Rarity and Braeburn were playing with model trains in their underwear.
It's the only one I've ever had
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>>3548015
Im feeling empty.
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REGULAR SHOW SAMPLE HOLY SHIT
HOW READY ARE YOUR BODIES FOR THIS FUCKING ALBUM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ4rDmKsk7o
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>>3548011
WOULD I?!

Of course, I'd have to practice before I could take any of it, but the goal...
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>>3547945
>If it was meant to anger us, it isn't doing a very good job. We're mostly just concerned.

>Still, thanks for giving source.
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>>3548019

I hope not. I really hope not...
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I just noticed that nobody did that copypasta of the links and stuff at the beginning. Just the OP then the fucking marker.
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>>3548011
You know, this question might be semantic, but does the humanized version have a horse dong too, or ... You know, I'm not going to expand that thumnail.
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>>3548019
I doubt she would not want to know about the fact that people want to fuck the small marshmellow in the ass.
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>>3548011
Yes.
God help me, I would relish it.
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>>3548047
nope, just standard human.
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>>3548011
As long as bloating her womb with my spunk causes her to erupt messily all over my face and chest.
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>>3548037
You could always fill the void with alcohol.
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>>3547967
I've done the same. So help me god I will write about it if I have to.
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>>3548040

>/v/
>showing genuine concern (maybe)

Awww :3
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>>3547982
That doesn't sound all that bad to me, Anon.
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>>3547943
>Saint Sebastian was a ponyfag
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>baby goats
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>>3548064
Where is my fic?
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>>3548064
That's your answer to everything.

I expect a different one tonight. Where is it buddy?
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>>3548044
To be honest, there really isn't a point to it anymore.
Hardly anyone actually gets introduced to MLP through these threads anymore.
There were a few helpful links to like flockdraw and drawing pastebin but who even uses those from the linkboard? Assuming they work.
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Hello everyone.
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>>3548068
But I don't read
I just like the pretty pony pictures.
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>>3548089
I'm not your buddy, pal, and I'm not your pal, friend.

Really I don't know.
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>>3548092
I actually want to check that tumblr link thing
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>>3548022
>>3548073
You'd have to bring her right to the brink of control loss first, and if she went over? Well, she didn't want to scare you off, but after some insistent questions she admitted that if you were to make her orgasm during such a state, she might burn out your motor control functions or worse.
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>>3547950
>that face

unf
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>>3548079
I am dead.
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>>3548064
Hadn't thought of that. But no matter how much I drink, tomorrow when I wake up, she still wont love me.
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>>3548079
I already know that joy

They're super cute, but can be a handul. They will try and climb on you like a rock and they have the jump and balance to do so
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>>3548092

That, and I'm not sure if the linkboard has been updated in months if not like a year.
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>>3548038
WHO IS THIS GUY
WHERE CAN I GET MORE
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I wonder how many unknown MLPGers who browsed these threads have died without us ever knowing

They'll never get to watch season 3
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hey MLPG, I haven't visited in a month, what's new?
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>>3548107
fair enough
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>>3548112
You can always go to an old thread
It's not like Linkboard is updating it anymore, i don't think.

http://tinyurl.com/mlptumblrs
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>>3548141
Autism overload.
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>>3548141
Hiatus.
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>>3548141
Haitus has been happening.
We've descended even further into the depths of nasty fetishes.
Not much really.
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>>3548141
New apartment, new tourist destination, new neighborhood, and the same old pony.
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>>3548135

they died so others can live
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>>3548134
MF DOOM
He's got a whole slew of great albums.
Check out MM...FOOD or Madvillainy by Madvillain
Also here's a chart
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>>3548092
>>3548044
>>3548132

I like having that, actually - it's a quick way to get to the Archive or any of our MLPG related stuff.

Also, that "Jump to Current General" link is really handy now that they've got it working again.
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>>3548132
Shows how much you read it.

Say, June.
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>>3548113
So, I'd end up a comatose vegetable because I dared to pleasure the most magical unicorn?
I'd feel bad for her never getting to cum. Maybe I'd take the risk.
If she can destroy me, she can fix me.
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>>3548141
See
>>3546980
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>>3548172
can an old pony learn new tricks?
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>>3548141
we have a bunch of new porn, drama shitstorms happened, spaghetti was had by all, and Pony marathon starts at 9 am tomorrow on hub.
>>
What would it take to get you guys to not talk about vore/farts/macro/futa for the remaining month of the hiatus?
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>>3548211

A nuclear strike.
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>>3548150
Ugh, pedophiles are fucking childish assholes
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>>3548177
i know of one
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>>3548177

Pales compared to the number who will die on /v/ before they get to play Episode 3
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>>3548190
Probably. You mean it sexually, right? I doubt it.
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>>3548211

GodJesus himself has to come down and suck my dick.
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>>3548211

A leaked episode with cliffhanger ending.
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>>3548211
$10, 000 a month for the rest of my life
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>>3548211
>we can still talk about sounding, cum inflation, cock growth and copious amounts of pony semen
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>>3548211
I already talk about none of those.
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>>3548184
It's not a sure thing, and she could be wrong, but being at ground zero for an uncontrolled magic release could do some shit to you.

Good luck sir, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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>>3548220
I hope it can be arranged soon.
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>>3548164
Haha, are you just the same guy using these?
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>>3548209
>9am

Look at all these fucks I give
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What did you do anon? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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>>3548223
I bet they truly have a hard time fitting in
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>>3548249

That shit is relatively vanilla, so of course that will slide.
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>>3548223
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What is the least civilized board on 4chan that isn't /b/ or /v/?
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>>3548211
We could all easily not talk about those, save futa. For some damn reason straight guys seem to latch on to the image of chicks with dicks. Maybe because they're afraid of the female genitalia and feel more comfortable deriving pleasure for others based on their own masturbatory experiences?

Probably because anal is the only option and everyone knows that feels better.
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Would you perform springtide fertility rites with Druid Fluttershy?
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>>3548118
>human shoulders
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>>3548265

tfw you don't wake up until 7pm because you're unemployed
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>>3548211
new episode
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>>3548270
I called her a slut and she finally acknowledged it.
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>>3548211
None of those are my fetishes, so it'd be pretty easy
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>>3548234
Which pony would make the best nonsexuall pet?

I feel like Applejack would be dependable and Pinkie would be a handful, yapping at every little thing all the time
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>>3548264
No?
Draw more
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>>3548277
futa's pretty vanilla, man

I don't see why it freaks people out
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>>3548257
No regrets.
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>>3548270
I made soup, calm down geeze
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>>3548270

Why, I told her I love her after I bumble my way into her bad books and she gets me sent to hell.
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>>3548270
what did you [say] to me?
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>>3548282
only 4chan could have made me laugh to memes again...
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>>3548282

/pol/ or /r9k/ probably
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>>3548270
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>>3548309
>and then anon was Twilight's sex slave for the rest of his life
>which wasn't particularly long
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>>3548284
Can we stay together when its over? Or would that make saturn mad or something?
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>>3548270
i encased spike in diamond amber and gave it to her as a present.
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>>3548286
To be fair their models change whenever it's expedient to make their shoulders move a certain way. See: PinkiePonyBoobSqueezeWhat.gif
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>>3548286
But its canon that they exist in the show.
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>>3548282
/pol/ is pretty awful.
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>>3548329
OK.
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>>3548283
>implying futa don't have vags or that all straight male futa fans want to be pegged
nigga what

For some it's that signs of male pleasure and orgasm are much more recognizable, visible and familiar. Dude knows he's done a good job with a futa because she's blowing her load.
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>>3548333

It'd be worse if you didn't stay with her - you'll have a child to raise, after all.
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>>3548329
>he died with a smile on his face and a diamond in his pants
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File deleted.
>>3548270
Nothing!

I just posted this.
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>>3548351
Stop posting this.
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>>3548310
I want to see Fluttershy and Dipper both trying to be alpha while the two minotaurs watch with shammed expressions
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>>3548307

>I don't see why it freaks people out
>dicks
>on women
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>>3548338
We can just clone him. Hell we can make an entire theme park full of Spikes
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>>3548329
Eeehhh... My life could have been much worse.
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>>3548351
fartfag pls

pls
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>>3548374
u mad?
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>>3548327
Would you comfort Twilight when she was like this?

Even if there wasnt a tissue in sight?
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>>3548389
>>>/b/
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>>3548367

>that one guy who says SHIT
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>>3548396
he mad
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>>3548257
> Twilight is made ever more sexually frustrated, her horn ready to burst
> her cage, chains and all, is air-dropped from a carriage over Griffon terrain
> a specially timed clit vibe / electrostim set is triggered as The Package hits 1200 feet
> the ensuing explosion ends hostilities with the vassal Griffon states
> peace is eternal for the decimation of a city, the destruction of a town, and the best - worst - use for the Princess's favorite student
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>>3548357
literally, because magic. she gave it to Rarity.
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>>3548367
That alwayse makes me sad and I'm not even a Rarifag
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>>3548394
I'd comfort her
with my dick
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>>3548355
Fine by me

I hope its a girl and that they have her hair
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>>3548408
Very mad.

>mfw
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What kind of discussions do you think Marker Pony likes to see the most here?

What kind does she have a secret liking for?
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>>3548398
that's actually some random guy who dropped his keys or something in the background
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>>3548367
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>3548284
I want someone to draw a better Flutterdruid, that one has a manface. And yes I would make love with her in a field of wildflowers.
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>>3548433
Why aren't you?
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>>3548367
This is the only picture that I feel genuinely sad about. She just looks so defeated like she's lost all hope. My waifu doesn't deserve this ;_;
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>>3548433
because I write instead
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>>3548374
Stop responding to things you don't like.
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>>3548394
I'd let her wipe her face on my shirt, and I'd probably hold her for a while.
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>>3548434
Ooooh, havent seen this human shrug yet

And yes, I would also do the flower thing
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>>3548434

>in a field of wildflowers
>not on top of a cairn-stone altar in a forest
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>>3548423

show discussions
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>>3548433
I'm writing
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>>3548367
This artist is just therrible.
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>>3548423
She is influenced by the desires of the general
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>>3548423
Marker Pony likes it when we post ponies
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>>3548433
Because I just drew for like 2 hours.
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>>3548410
>that was Twilight's first orgasm
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>>3548270
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
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>>3548367
You know Rarity is like my third favorite pony yet this picture makes me feel the most.
Hell it makes me feel more than if I see my waifu sad or in a similar situation
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>>3548451
Those damn niggers should have ignored the segregation if they didn't like it.
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>>3548481
> She groaned with a deep ache finally swept away, "Princess-"
> And then it was over.
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>>3548459
>right before climax she shouts and impassioned ancient prayer
>the fluids running out of her from your shared orgasm flow through grooves in the stone and create intricate patterns
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>>3548377
>I'm fine with pictures of naked women
>I'm fine with pictures of naked dicks
>I'm fine with pictures of naked dicks going inside of naked women

Oh my god! A dick on a woman? I'm totally freaking out, man!
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>>3548433
watching breaking bad new ep
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>>3548482
hahahahaha
>>
HUMANS INVADE AN ENSLAVE ALL THE PONIES
WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE YOUR PONY SLAVE DO FOR YOU?
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>>3548284

Fuck, that was hot. Did anyone cap any of it?

Preferably without Snarky's werewolf bullshit?
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>>3548493
>Anthro
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>>3548493
How bad is it if......I would?
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>>3548494
Isn't that what Rosa Parks did?
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>>3548434
Oh my that sounds lovely.

I'd be happy just to lay there. It sounds like it would look and smell so nice.
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>>3548442
This is the post that has made me the most sad in the history of the general.
It's tough to be a waifufag.
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>>3548398
I know, that makes me laugh every time.
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>>3548512
My nigger.
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>>3548506
god dammit
I'm too young to be wanting her to bear my children so badly...
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>>3548493
And yet what offends me most about this picture is that she has fingers.

Also that she's using her sewing glasses. As if she doesn't have "good old rodgering" glasses.
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>>3548511
>I'm fine with pictures of naked dicks
I'm not fine with this
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>getting upset over humiliation/degradation fetishism

Huh, that's interesting. I didn't think MLPG had standards for fetishes.
>>
Why is mainstream music so shitty
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>>3548506
>You're watching all this, not sure if this is good or bad
>but you know better then to stop
>>
So,m did you play the JC2 MP beta test today?
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>>3548310
are you masturbing to me you little bitch?
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>>3548423
She secretly likes completely vanilla romantic feels. She's just a lonely girl at heart, and all she wants is someone to cuddle up to at the end of a long hard day of marking threads. Someone she knows will be there when she wakes up tomorrow.
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>>3548512

That feel when you need to wait for EZTV to upload it.

That feel when EXTV doesn't upload it instantly.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>3548529
>motorboat a dick
wut
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>>3548433
I'm trying, but the bad anatomy in my sketches is preventing me from playing with CT's brushes.

Why am I even trying to draw after a late shift i should be watching BB

Why aren't you watching Breaking Bad, general?
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>>3548459
I'm not fucking her on a rock, that's not comfortable at all.

I'd do it in a shallow stream with a soft sandy bottom, a field of wild flowers, or a forest clearing of comfy grass.
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>>3548527
Malcolm X sure as hell didn't.
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>>3548310
>What new way to be assertive could be taught me mr,iron will?
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>>3548529
>tfw not being a waifufag
>tfw only fapped to ponies once, didn't like it
>tfw participating in fetish discussions because I find them amusing
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>>3548493
real talk i like this just as much, if not more than "regular" pony porn[/spoiler
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>>3548505
Would subsequent detonations be as vigorous, or is it more of a "the longer it builds, the bigger the bang" thing?
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>>3548506
>Flowers sprout from the fluids.
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>>3548554

>fertility rites

That depends on your definitions of "Good" and "Bad."
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>>3548545
Would you be able to break it to Fluttershy that you're not interested in children?
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>>3548550
They need to turn in their man cards.
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>>3548576
I mean she dies. She's dead. She has a split-second of her own orgasm only to explode from the inside out with magic, wiping out everyone in the city.
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HUMANS EXIST IN EQUESTRIA
THEY'RE ALL JUST THE SIZE OF ANTS COMPARED TO PONIES
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>>3548585

But that's wrong.
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>>3548529
>Being a wafiufag
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>>3548560
That feel when it was on usenet an hour after it aired and was already downloaded, unpacked and sorted by the time I got home from work
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>>3548594
> HUMANS EXIST IN EQUESTRIA
> THEY'RE ALL JUST THE SIZE OF ANTS COMPARED TO PONIES

Quiet. That's probably someone's fetish.
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>>3548529
>you will never sneak up on pinkie and tackle her to the ground
>you will never roll her onto her back and grin wickedly
>you will never hear her shouts turn to giggles and uproarious laughter as you blow raspberries into her tummy
>you will never feel her legs kick and wiggle around you as you continue your assault, her laughter echoing throughout the area
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>>3548594
And they... borrow things. Little things that won't be missed. A pin here, a cube of sugar there...
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>>3548585
Who said anything about that?
If anything I'd tell her I don't want them right now.
But all this fertility-ritual stuff is making me want to impregnate her something fierce.
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>>3548550

Sure as fuck surprised me. You guys are into some fucking awful shit.
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>>3548453
>You hold Twilight close, her sobs racking her body violently
>Her tears soaked your shirt long ago, but that doesn't matter.
>The mare in your arms is the only thing that matters now
>You do your best to soothe her, clutching her tightly and stroking her mane in an effort to calm her down
>After what feels like an eternity, her crying slows to an almost pathetic whimper, her strength all but gone
>Slowly, she pulls her face away from where it had been buried in your chest
>Tears still glistening on her face, her eyes red from crying, she looks up at you
>"T-thank you. I don't know what I would do without you Anon"
>You feel your eyes water a bit. You don't know what you would do without her either
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>>3548597
Where did they all come from?
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>>3548594
Its like the Borrowers, but with ponies

Which pony's house would you secretly live in, taking the little things you need without them noticing?
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>>3548615
Welcome to /co/, MLPG, 4chan, and the internet.

How amazed can you be?
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>>3548585
My thoughts would change on that if it was in a damn magical world filled with nice people.

In this world the woman can and probably will take half your shit and the kids and force you into slavery.
Not worth it man.
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Why haven't you stuck it in yetSilly!~
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>>3548594
> humans live in a closed-off part of the Everfree forest
> fucking utopia, quantum-oscillation energy sources, matter/energy conversion, weather control
> keep away the giants, live in peace and harmony
> also occasionally get blitzed on those crazy blue flowers every Saturnalia, why not?
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>>3548589
>man cards
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>>3548615
Mlpg sometimes gives me ideas for new scenarios
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>>3548433
Did somebody say draw?
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>>3548550
No, just don't like seeing ponoes cry, especially best ponies.
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Goodnight MLPG.

Also, Which pony should my pillow be tonight? Last night's choice was Junebug, it was nice.
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>>3548512
>mfw DVR fucked up the recording
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>ded hoers
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>>3548506

>the only thing she's wearing is a garland of flowers in her hair, and intricate patterns of druidic runes, vines and flowers painted over her skin with some sort of plant-dye.
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>>3548650
>Pinkie being the best at anything

Fluttershy had a point. Now Rarity on the other hand, that was uncalled for.
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>>3548602
See, that's just so much better.
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>>3548627
Fluttershy's

Because if I get caught I know she won't throw me out or try to kill me
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>>3548639
Hand it in boy.
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>>3548653
Spike
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>>3548550
It's just makes me sad. Very sad.

I don't like degradation/humiliation at all. I have nothing against it either but you know seeing another sentient creature like that? It's just wrong to me.
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>>3548599

I cannot into usenet. Also I'm a yuropoor so make your own conclusions.
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>>3548659
>that feel...
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>>3548627
Hmmmm

Rarity is too organized/OCD, she'd notice if something is missing

Too many would be predators at Fluttershy's

Rainbow Dash lives in a fucking cloud, that won't work.

Pinkie Pie lives with the Cakes or close to them, because they work with food that means they probably search for vermin thoroughly.

Probably Twilight Sparkle or Applejack, those run the least risks
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>>3548684
Thats not a pony.
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>>3548653
Luna
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>>3548653
Spike.
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>>3548585
I would be up for making babies down the line. Hope she'd be willing to wait a while though, I'd rather not be a 21 year-old dad.

Thing is though, she's probably the most likely of the main 6 to want kids.
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>Real human being
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>>3548696
I'm pretty sure he is in canon, brony.
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>>3548636
Would you venture from your utopia to study the Ponies?
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>>3548564
>the bitch from Tangled and Human Rainbow Dash.png
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>>3548705
She definitely seems like the most fertile.
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>>3548650
>Pinkie and Rarity
>Best ponies

We niggers now.
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>>3548653
What are you supposed to do when you imagine your pillow is a pony anyways
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>>3548705

I've got friends who started having kids in their teens, right out of high school.

Just sayin'.
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>>3548694
>Twilight
>the least risks
Nigga she's almost as OCD and organized as Rarity if not even more
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>>3548627

Definitely Fluttershy's. I wouldn't need to hide, just get her attention and ask for help. She would introduce me to all her animal friends and because I can talk, we could hang out. She would let me sit in her mane and we'd meet all her pony friends.
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>>3548593
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>>3548690
It confused the fuck out of me as well until I sat down and hammered out the kinks with a friend.

http://xsusenet.com/

Free lifetime access, if you're interested.
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>>3548663
>Her large soft breast with her long hair drapped over them
>Wide receptive child bearing hips
>She is the very vision of fertility
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>>3548727
What a retard.
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>>3548733
You are no Borrower.
Stay hidden. Stay safe.
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>>3548710
And a real hero
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>suddenly MLPG develops a conscience
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>>3548716
Why the blue fuck would I do that? They all have the attention span and reasoning skills of a five-year-old over than the weird floating Princess that keeps sending care packages.

Just stay in my little corner and give her the yearly tribute - a giant-model smartphone. She loves her some Angry Birds.
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>>3548719
That statement really shouldn't have given me a boner. God dammit I want to fertilize her.
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>>3548752
>tfw no mind break
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>>3548752
It's like the thread is thinking for itself and shitposting at will
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>>3548744
_________unf_________
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>>3548729
She lives in a giant tree and makes giant messes half the time. It'd make for a lot of cover during the night to raid.

Rarity cleans constantly, not all at once like Twilight.
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>>3548752

We've always been like that. We like to separate ourselves from /b/ scum, and faggot /b/reads.
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>>3548>>3548736
I don't mean to burst your bubble but they're pretty much spot-on. I meant it to mean she dies in the explosion, her magic acting in lieu of a hydrogen bomb.
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>>3548756
Don't you have a Pony fetish?
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>>3548727
Yeah, same. My old buddy in Primary school just had a kid at 20, my dad was 21 when he had me, etc.

I'd just really rather save it for a bit later.
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>>3548716
Of couse not! Why, I bet those adorable barbarians dont even have atomic power!
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>>3548733
>Living in Fluttershy's mane.
I toyed with this feel several months ago.
Almost forgot it.
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>>3548752
Wait, so what are we mad about? I was away and I come back and you're all talking about some shit. What happened?
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>>3548705
holy shit, Fluttershy has boobs! This is an awesome development!
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I just realized that the elder scrolls logo looks like a vagina.
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>>3548745

That's what I said. She miscarried the first time and I told him, as horrible as that was, that it was probably for the best; I didn't think him or the mother were ready to be parents.

But they did it again, and now they have a daughter. She's a sweetheart, though - and cute as a button.
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>>3548750

They only need to hide because they're scared shitless of humans and would get killed.

I'd rather be a flutterfriend than a borrower, anyway. Fuck you dad!
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>>3548763
>>3548766
Conscience, not consciousness.

Go google it; don't worry, I'll wait here.
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>>3548786
Which is just a little too grim for my tastes. Sorry.
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>>3548790
Not really, man, if I'm a shrinkiy-dink sized human I just want to stay out of the way and figure out how magic works. I reckon human society would do the same and eventually draw on enough technomagic to form a utopia.
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>>3548367
I fucking love that picture. There isn't nearly enough of this.
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>>3548792
Goddamn that body, those tits, that beautiful face..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPlAg1pROzg

>We will never get a cool spaghetti western episode with AJ where she kills some bad guys

;_;
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>>3548618
>She has that exhausted but relieved look that comes after a good cry, and you instinctively carry her to bed
>She rests her head against the crook of your neck, her breathing deep and even as she nestles her nose against your skin
>You gently set her in bed, turning away to head to your quarters for the night
>"Anon, wait." Her mane is rumpled something fierce, and her eyes still shine with slick tears. "Can you stay here tonight? I, I like having you near me."
>Taking off and leaving your (rather damp) shirt on the floor, you climb into bed alongside her
>You take your place behind her in the bed, spooning together, combing your fingers through her mane as sleep slowly overtakes you both.
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>>3548776
She still has a check the checklist twice to see that you checked the checklist
There will be mess okay but she'll see if something is missing.
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>>3548832
>spaghetti
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>>3548814
DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN A PONY EATS YOU FOR SOME KINKY SEX APHRODISIAC LIKE YOUR UNCLE
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>>3548832
Fuck everything.
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>>3548806
That's the only pic where I think that large boobs were done right. I fucking loathe melontits.
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>breaking bad parody with ponies
would pay to see.
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>>3548800
>Some anon brought up some shit
>Another anon explains why that shit is great
>Other anons disagree with that shit
>Discussion dissolves into a shit flinging contest

Literally every MLPG discussion
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>>3548870
Cut master race.
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>>3548836
>filename
no man, she tired. didnt u watch the episode???
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>>3548832
When I become the greatest artist MLPG has ever seen, this will become a comic.
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>>3548870
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>>3548836
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>>3548850

THAT'S JUST A BULLSHIT STORY DAD, I BET HE'S OUT THERE RIGHT NOW HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE! YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE STUCK HERE ALL YOUR LIFE, AND YOU'RE TRYING TO FORCE ME TO DO THE SAME. BITTER OLD MAN.

>>3548800

A lot of people said that they don't like humiliation/degredation. Started with a picture of Rarity looking hopeless and miserable as horsecocks cummed in her face and abused her.
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>>3548880
I'm restoring mine -- mostly accidentally. It just started covering the glans bit by bit recently. I'd thought about doing it with a stretcher but so far I've only needed medical tape.

Really I don't even care if my meatus is shrinking a little, FEELSGOODMAN.

Seriously let's talk pony.
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>>3548862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPJ16C6Wn80
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>>3548893
>when
>not if
excellent start, now stop posting and start drawing.
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What are you drawing?
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>>3548917
OH I'M SORRY
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THROUGH THE STOMACH WALLS OF A PONY SON

SPEAK CLEARER
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>>3548893

>comic

Needs the music. So create the comic, and then hire some voice actors to read it out. Put the video to music.
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>>3548931
watching continuum after breaking bad, planning rumble/twins comic.
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>>3547979
seriously, this is the worst thing about this fandom
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>>3548931
Why should I be drawing and not just lurking/posting?
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>>3548917
But humiliation/degradation is best fetish.
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>>3548931
The curtains so I can go to sleep
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>>3548946

FUCK YOU, I HAVE A PONY FRIEND AND SHE TOLD ME THAT THEY'RE ALL VEGETARIAN.

I TRUST THAT PONI WITH MY LIIIIIIFEEE
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>>3548931
Rule63 Rumble and Scootaloo
Then some sketches later
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>>3548550
its just daytime ponychanmlpg losing its shit over a some poorly drawn completely inarticulate debased porn.

Buncha lightweights
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>>3548870
>shit flinging contest
>Literally

Faceless pls go
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>>3548931
I'm watching Batman 2, I'll plan in color later
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>>3548962
>and then anon was killed, dehydrated, ground into powder, and sold on the black market as an aphrodisiac
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>>3548931
redrawing proto dora pony and working on learning human figures
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>>3548966
so dark and edgy
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>>3548767
>the two of you make love in the light of the waxing moon
>time ceases, the world dissolves in the haze of passion
>for hours there is only you and her, the actions and reactions of your bodies, the overwhelming need to touch and be touched
>Your pace is steady but strong. You cling to her closely, breathing in her hair, trying to experience all of her
>She's just as passionate at you, locking her arms around your back. Every thrust makes her cry out just a little with a heave of her large breasts
>When the sun finally breaks on the horizzon, the two of you are done. Wonderfully and completely done.
>Spent and exhausted, you numbly kiss each other, first on the lips, then everywhere else until sleep takes each of you. The two of you sleep in each other's loose embrace all day
>The first night of the ritual is done
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>>3548966
> degredation
FETISH FETISH FETISH

man weaver really wore himself out with that shit

What
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>>3548962
HEY NUMBNUTS

WHY WOULD VEGETARIANS KEEP CHICKENS?

WHY WOULD VEGETARIANS MAKE BACON AND EGGS?

HMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

GOD, I BET YOU WON'T EVEN GET EATEN.
I BET YOU'LL BE STEPPED ON OR USED AS A...AS A...INTERCOURSE TOY
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>>3548973
TNT
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>>3548950
nah, there are a lot worse things than this
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>>3548610
>>3548595
>>3548705
>>3548719
>>3548761
>>3548545
>>3548663
>>3548744
>>3548767


Imagine how beautiful she'd be with that maternal glow about her, her breasts and belly growing with the new life inside her.
Imagine her putting your hand to her belly and feeling the baby kick; hearing her humming a lullaby to your child, letting it hear its mother's voice Imagine knowing that inside her is a piece of you and her together - the fruit of your love for each other.
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>Tiny humans
I wish to live inside of Pinkie's vagina.
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So I've got two best pone as crappy McDicks things (hidden away) but the comic/nerd shop down the road is selling pony toys. I want to drop some dosh on the plastic crap, naturally.

Last time I passed by, they had all the mane6, so, which one do I buy, general? More importantly, which has the mane that's the least pain in the ass to style?
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>>3549016
Do you want a diet of Goofjuice?
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>>3548997

YEAH WELL MAYBE THAT'S KINDA HOT GODDAMN IT

I'LL SHOW YOU

I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU
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>>3549009
I really, really want to fuck a pregnant chick.
Truly.
Really.
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>>3549016
I don't know why but this idea is incredibly appealing.
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>>3549030
I really want to fuck a pregnant pony.
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Just reminding you this exists.
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9279
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>>3549026
FORGIVE ME MY ANCESTORS
FORGIVE ME FOR SIRING SUCH A SEXUAL DEVIANT WHO WANTS TO BE INSERTED INTO THE ORIFICES OF A GIANT HORSE

FORGIVE ME PLEASE
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>>3548989
God, you guys are no fun.

its not my fault debasement and Ponies just goes so well together
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>>3548931
it's all coming out really bad so I don't know what to do
bleh
can I get some luna refs?
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>>3548950
Makes sense, since Sweetie is the worst thing about the show
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>>3548836
>The next morning she hugs you tight and kisses your cheek before you leave.
"Thanks for being such a good friend"
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>>3549030
I know that feel. And due to the increased pressure on the lower body, combined with increased bloodflow to the reproductive system, pregnant women tend to orgasm with relative ease.

Sometimes multiple.
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>>3549016
Why? I heard that place was a real hole!
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>>3547979
I've seen a ton of stupid shit in my time.
That fucking takes the cake.
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>>3549071
but her other hole is a shithole
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>>3549053
Just fix the face.
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>>3549041
Because it would be pink and warm and damp and sweet-smelling.
And you could make her giggle by squirming around in there.
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You know, if we were smart we'd channel our creative energies into something else. We would be rich and famous.
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>tfw no wineboner
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>>3549065
>Getting friend-zoned by Purpleautism
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>>3549065
>you snap and rape her there and then
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Guys how can I learn to draw pone?
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>>3549087
butt thats not my drawing
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>>3548966
But it's not daytime MLPG
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>>3548998
I regret of not watching it when it showed in cinemas, this movie is golden.
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>>3549096
>>3549095
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>>3549092
Like VR technology?
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>>3549093
You rang?
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>>3548931
redrawing porn of a Math Blaster character
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>>3549065
>Kiss her on the mouth and say "See you around."
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>>3549068
...

May I lose the weight and may I pork a pregnant woman as a new graduate student, amen.
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>>3549096
>>3549095
Look at these Twifags, look at them and laugh.
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>>3549107
>mlpg.png
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>>3549106
You were too young.
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>>3549073
>>3548646
I see it now
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>>3548931
friendosh picture. I often kick myself when I shade for using such thick lines
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>>3549101
/ic/ is a board that exists.
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>>3549065
y-you too
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>>3549105
it is in my timezone.
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>>3549092
Let's make an animatic of the beach episode.

Who would play what r63 pony? What would be the plot?
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>>3548992

>"The seeds -- take root. The trees -- bear fruit...!"

>"The seed b-becomes a tree... the child...! B-becomes the mother...! A-and the...! cycle of... life is... completed...!"

>"C-complete me now...!"
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>>3549093
What, you can't consider what it'd be like to barely make out that hazy red tinge of dark berries on Rarity's breath as she leans in conspiratorially, "You know my mother disapproves of all this, don't you?"

And the rising bright lemon-peel aroma of your own joining it as you turn and smirk, the rise of one eyebrow stating "Fuck them, I do."
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>>3549181
AAAAAHHHHH
STOP IT
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT FLUTTERSHY
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>>3549181
I heard that last in her voice.

I'm hard as diamonds.
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>>3549186

I love you
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>>3549073
You can stay.

You can even sit up here on the couch with me. >pat pat
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>>3549167
>implying beach episodes have anything resembling a plot
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>>3549181
>you put your hand over her mouth after the seventh time she repeats this
>>
>show pone this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4CUNVYxxZM
>how do they react?

Rainbow Dash would want to sign up instantly.
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>>3549065
>you're welcome!
>do not feel bad about being "friendzoned" because nobody should feel bad about having friends and because the friendzone is what stupid neckbeards call "this girl owes me sex because i helped her out what a stupid bitch wahhhh"

i'm writing this from the perspective of a not neckbearded, not bitter/misogynistic shitstain
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>Monday is the MLP:FiM marathon on The Hub
>Monday is also Day #100 of Hamburger Time

It's happening.
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>>3549181
This is stupid.
This thread is stupid.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
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>>3549219
IT BEGINS
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>>3549119
>Awkward silence as she stares at you with a shocked look with an underlying of contempt.
>The spaghetti starts pouring out of your pockets as you fumble to express your feelings while also apologizing.
>"Anon I'm sorry but I just don't like you that way. Please. Please j-just leave me alone." She slams the door in your face.
>From here on out she avoids contact with you at all costs.
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>>3549218
We know, anon.
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>>3549208

No. Fuck you. No I wouldn't.

This is thousands of years of ritual and litany, I'm not fucking it up because I've heard it before.
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>>3549218
>implying women aren't just vending machines you dump compliments and good deeds into until pussy pops out
do you even mysogyny?
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>>3549218
>Implying it doesn't hurt when someone you have feelings for doesn't have those feelings for you.
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>>3549227

See you tomorrow.
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>>3549234

>From here on out she avoids contact with you at all costs.

fucking hate that shit
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Goodbye MLPG
Productivity here I come!
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>>3549219
>it's been 99 days since the season ended
Fucking what, I thought the hiatus was supposed to be long and drag out forever.
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>>3549263
You'll be back
You all come back.
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>>3549218
I just wanted a chance to post that Twilight filename.

In my headcannon she's hardcore into Fire Emblem and turn based RPG's, because her only experience with RTS was getting zerg rushed all day.
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These aren't very technically well-done but they are fairly interesting humanizations.

Amazon Applejack in particular.
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>>3549263
See you tomorrow, Anon!
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>>3549234
Oh well.
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>>3549246
Worst feeling in the world
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>>3549263
> when to block
Well
You need to not make that permanent
Withdrawal is a BITCH
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>Finally starting to get genuine appreciation and positive feed back for my art
>Haven't been motivated to art in 2 weeks

Goddammit.
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>>3549263
good luck anon
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>>3549227
>for what ever reason, the fertility right was insufficient the previous night
>New life and energy must be brought into make things complete and save grace with nature
>You repeat the ritual as last night, but with the addition of a very energetic, fertile and willing Pinkie
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>>3549276
>Giant fucking tits
>Skinny as a rail body
WHY
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>>3549246
Yeah but that's not really the idea behind the "friend zone" thing. The idea isn't "This girl broke my heart because it turns out she doesn't think of me romantically" -- it's "Women are manipulative bitches who will lead you on by being your 'friend' and not fucking you."
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>>3549290
...
Wait, you mean you try ... BOTH?

God my boners have boners.
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>>3549276
>interesting
not really
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>>3549276
Jesus Christ man.
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>>3549246
>>3549282

Man the fuck up. If a girl wants to be friends, you either be friends or you leave her the fuck alone since you clearly can't handle such a simple task. The "friendzone" is a fabrication of fat autistic nerds who aren't desirable to anyone in the world and have to make up reasons why they can't get sex.
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>>3549296
>This shit again

QUICK, CREATE A DISTRACTION WITH FEMROVERS
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>>3549303
Next to Fluttershy, she's the most receptive to this kind of thing. And her positive energy combined with her natural assets will ensure the right will be complete.

Two fold
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>>3549130
I'm right now at the ferry part, where he's defending the clown people.
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>>3549290
DID SOMEONE SAY FERTILE
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>>3549276

>interesting

If by that you mean "crappy and catering to some really stupid fetishes and done with no knowledge of how human anatomy works" and GODDAMN IT WHY DOES THAT PINKIE PIE'S HAIR MAKE ME SO ANGRY
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>>3549336
You had me at dat booty
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>>3549283
Well I set myself a schedule. Plus it has a nifty tool where I can't edit the settings during the blocks

I wonder what my younger self would say if I told him I deliberately blocked myself from viewing certain websites
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>>3549339

If you can't spell 'rite' maybe you shouldn't be performing it.
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>want to draw
>don't know what to draw
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>>3549351
>>3549336
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>>3549335
What? No, I didn't say any of that.
It's the worst feeling to not have the feelings returned; but hell, am I ever grateful that she'd still want to be around me at all.
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>>3549336
>dodging

I bet you actually believe women actually say things like "why can't I meet a nice guy like you" while turning down your awkward spaghetti advances.
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>>3549296
Well, I guess that's not how I feel at all.
I see the "friend zone" as when someone you have feelings for would rather just be your friend. I've been in that situation, and it was painful, but I don't really blame anyone. Certainly not the female gender.
In this way, being "friend zoned" can hurt just as being spurned romantically in any sort of situation can hurt.
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>>3549351
>tfw you keep mining gems for femrover but she just "wants to be friends"
BITCHES AND WHORES BITCHES AND WHORES
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>>3549358
Draw Sweetie Belle baking something with anon.
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>>3549357
Fine then, get Twilight to do it. She's good at spelling
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>>3549361
>He doesn't like femrover!

>laughingponies.flv
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the friend zone is where a person is telling you to fuck off politely

that is all it has ever been
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>>3549365
Well that's great but it's pretty obviously not how most of the internet uses it. It's unrequited love, yes, but it brings with it a whole mess of stupid assumptions about how human relationships work.
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>>3549390
The friend zone is where they still want you around but they can't think of you that way, stop being so bitter.
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>>3549379


Twilight officiating an Old Magic ceremony, raw sex beating through every leyline in the area? You know her horn's going to vibrate sympathetically, right?

HAT TRICK.
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>>3549336
Is fem Rover still a drawfag thing?
brb looking up sexy poses
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>>3549380
unf
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Oh god I didn't think Twilight friendzoning anon would create such a stir.
I-I just wanted to have a little fun.
I'm sorry everybody. I'm sorry.
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>>3549390
>>3549404
You've never been friendzoned, stop talking about shit you don't understand.
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>>3549380
>>3549414
>>3549407
>wanting to fuck anthro dogs
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>>3549419
is hits way tot close to home around these parts
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>>3549276

>Fish-goblin faces
>no hat on Applejack
>giant hooters on Rainbow Dash
>Pinkie's Hair
>Rarity's breasts probably weigh more than the rest of her
>gravity-defying titties
>Spike has no idea what's going on in this thread

I wanna hit whoever drew this with a human anatomy textbook.
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>>3549419
Its ok anon

we can still be friends
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>>3549399
Well, then I'm just going to start saying "unrequited love".
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>>3549419
If only I knew writing a greentext about Twilight crying in your arms would lead to this...
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>>3549424
Not everybody works the same way as you
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>>3549438
Yeah, that's better
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>>3549429
>Not wanting to fuck anthro dogs

Welcome to Casualburg, population: you
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>>3549419
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>>3549276
>you will never be forced to give amazonjack snoo-snoo
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>>3549443
I'm sorry for adding on to it.
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>>3549390
>>3549404
The actual "friendzone" is not about actual friendship. It's where one party recognizes that the other is interested in them and doesn't return those affections, but is willing to play on them for their advantage.

It has nothing to do with actual friendship.
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>>3549399
the good friendzone could be that she at least cared about you and still talks to you, the BAD friendzone (the one I;ve been twice) is when she starts ignoring you and makes you see clearly through her actions that she never truly gave a fuck about you
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>>3549414
Where is the rest of this picture?
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Guys pls stop talking about getting friendzoned
pls

>>3549443
I should especially extend an apology to you, anon. I'm sorry I took your greentext and created this maelstrom.
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>>3549468
>>3549479
Heh, it's okay. You never know where these things will go when you start them.
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marker pony has just friendzoned all of you forever for this shitty derail
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>>3549503
that's ok, I didn't want to fuck her just hug her
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>>3549405
>Twilight, the most sensitive an attuned to magic, cant help but feel the strong, rythmic power brewing in the earth, the natural magic of the laylines reverberating against her
>Not knowing why, not knowing anything but the throbbing heart beat in her chest and her head, she stumbles blindly into the forest
>She find you with Fluttershy and Pinkie in the midst of the ritual, half mindless, all bothered
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>>3549512
she doesnt want you touching her at all
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>>3549503
>Implying I want to fuck her
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>>3549503
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>>3549521
>it's a miracle none of the native wildlife caught her scent
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>>3549467
>twilight ends up magically reinforcing your body after you spend months in the hospital for a shattered pelvis and severe bruising of your limbs
>amazonjack laughed at you at first, but once she saw that you were actually seriously hurt she visited you every day
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>>3549523
Then is she really my friend?
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>>3549523
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Celestia offers to transport you to Equestria. She's a generous horse, so she also gives you a choice on what will happen to you when you get there:
1) You get to be a big, burly, alpha stallion (of whatever sub-species you like)
2) You get to be a cute little mare
3) Mystery box
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Would you smack a femrover butt?
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Twilight might've friendzoned you
But I'll always love each and every one of you.
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>>3549545
>>3549547
Anonymous, friends don't make friends hug. If you really wanted to be her friend you'd understand that.
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>>3549548
Is that even a question?
Mystery box
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>>3549556
twizzlers is a very sexy pony
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>>3549548
2 never trust the box.
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>>3549556
I love you, slutty mare. I'll try hard to contribute to the general so you'll visit me.
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>>3549405

I was under the assumption this was humanized.

I can still roll with it though.

>It started as a warmth between her legs as she was trying to study a text on ley-lines, shortly after discovering that her library sits right over a nexus, and how events at one nexus can resonate to others near to it.
>the warmth grew, however, despite her best efforts to ignore it
>that was twenty minutes ago.
>Now her knees buckle as another gush of wetness rolls down her legs and she crumples to the floor with a sound halfway between a deep gasp and a sob of ecstasy as another wave of white-hot pleasure rips its way through her.
>She convulses on the floor, now moaning openly as her toes curl and she comes again - this is the sixth time!
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>>3549548
If Pinkie is a lesbian OR bisexual, I choose cute little mare.
Otherwise, make me the alpha stallion.
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>>3549548
1.
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I'm so alpha, I'd friendzone Celestia

On her birthday

With everyone watching
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>>3549556
AS WILL I! HEAR HEAR!~
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>>3549545
>people have to touch each other in order to be friends
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>>3549569
>>3549597
you dont know what friendship is
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>>3549592
Damn nigga, that's alpha.

Can we hang out?
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>>3549468
Don't be, it made me feel.
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>>3549548
1 or box, 1 or box...
Damnit, give me the box.
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>>3549585
This unfing
Why must it be forever
Truly this is Hell
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>>3549597
I hug all of my friends. I don't know if it's a requirement of friendship, but touching does promote closeness.
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>>3549610
Naw, but we can be friends
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>>3549569
Friends don't have to make friends hug. Friends hug. If she doesn't want to hug, I wonder if she's really my close friend.
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>>3549547
Aspirant pls
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>all this 'discussion'
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>>3549596
2deep4me
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>>3549548
BET IT ALL ON 3
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>>3549581
This is pleasing to hear
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>>3549626
Like can we touch each other or just hugs or what, this thread has me all confused.
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>>3549585
>her belly throbs
>she needs to be sated
>Spike is upstairs
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>>3549626
Do you have a waifu alpha anon?
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>>3549650
How could he be alpha without a waifu?
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This thread is now about ponies hugging.

Post'em.
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>>3549618
>>3549630
>closeness
>close friend

Wow, no wonder she doesn't want to be your friend. She doesn't think about you that way. You're so clingy, Anonymous.
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>>3549548
If I pick 1, do I have to be an absolute prick all the time or can I be a bro? Basically, is being an alpha stallion a personality or a build?
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>>3549648
Pony-dragon abomination pregnancy time?
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>>3549611
So did spike die or something?
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>>3549648

Ah-ah-ah-ah, no. Bad.

Besides, she seems to be getting it good enough already - she's feeling both of your orgasms as they happen.

She'll be lucky if she can walk after this is over.
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>>3549648
>she needs to feel life inside her
>Spike sure is small
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>>3549663
It's a build, but it's also a state of mind. I wouldn't say it's being a "prick" though.
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So, is anyone else getting this problem?
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>>3549664
> magical energy surging through leylines
> properly used to impregnate
> Twilight's magic is being used as part of the network to power the ritual elsewhere, and it reverberates ...

Yeah, why not pony-dragon impregnation?
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>>3549548
First one please.
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So I was doing other stuff for a while, came back to the general and found that it'd exploded while I wasn't looking.
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THIS IS A PONY
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>>3549685
I'm not.
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>>3549685
>>3549693
I got that, disappeared after a refresh.

What's happeniiiiing
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>>3549685
>>3549693
4chan X is fucking up
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>>3549662
Whatever, man. This chick's got too many hangups.
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>>3549548

THE BOX! THE BOX!
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>>3549701

A poorly drawn and animated pony. You fail good sir.
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I feel like shit.
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>>3549617
Not nearly the kind of hell Twilight is in

>Each explosion of pleasure comes steadily, one after the other. They seem to be getting only stronger and closer together
>Twilight, exhausted in so many ways, gropes around the bookshelf, trying to find the book on laylines. Anything to help her
>She can't concentrate. All the words look jumbled. Nothing makes sense. The rooms is spinning
>She falls to the ground after the twentieth one.....or was it twenty five. She can't keep count. She can't keep anything in her head anymore, just the unrelenting intensity of the increasing pleasure
>She was looking for something....a book? It's important, but she can't remember why. It's so much easier to just lay on the floor
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>implying marker pony doesn't love to be hugged and cuddled
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>Ever since that night, you've seen less and less of Twilight
>It wasn't that you were going out of your way to avoid her, at least not consciously
>You'd pretty much forgotten about that purple mare and gone on with your life as usual

>One morning you wake up on the couch again, the sunlight piercing your eyes through the blinds you forgot to close
>A knock at your door forces you to get up
>Rubbing the sleep from your eyes you go to answer the door
>No one is there
>You look down and see a scroll on the ground
>Unrolling it slowly, the words stare back at you
>I miss you, Anon.
>Please don't forget me.

>Pls respond.
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>>3549684
Okay, as long as I don't end up like one of those douchebags with the popped collars or one of those Jersey Shore faggots.

I'd be down with being a well-built and well-hung unicorn.
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>>3549731
Can we help?
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>>3549548
So ... The mare I guess is a random selection of one of the races? I'd rather be able to choose, so I guess I'd stay male.

Never the box. Only Peter Griffin would be that thick.
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>>3549731
go hug a close friend

but not a regular friend

they might not like that at all
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>>3549548

>1. Get as much marepussy as I want and a huge cock
>2. Get a pretty little winking pussy and a chance to be the slutty mare
>3. The Box.

Goddamn you drive a hard bargain...
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>>3549731
I have one beer left.

is it legal to express mail alcohol?
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>>3549736
>Implying I could ever forget you
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>>3549736
Nah, she had her chance.

I'm over it.
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>>3549732
>Twilight is a whore now
YES
YES
YES
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>>3549573
>>3549612
>>3549640
>>3549719
Congratulations! Your prize is a brand new body as a sexy little trap "mare!" Enjoy pleasing all the stallions your tight-but-yielding anus can handle.
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At 19:00GMT tomorrow y'all should take a drink for being lasting this long.
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>>3549740
If anyone wants to draw/post a picture of Twilight hugging someone/think that'd actually help, however sad that is.
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Always mystery box.
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>>3549732
>her pleasured groans increase in volume
>both of her hands stay plunged in her soaking entrance, mind completely devoted to recognizing nothing but the pleasure
>the sound of footsteps descending the staircase drifts unrecognized from her ears.
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>>3549731
it's hard to be a turd
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>>3549735
Only by the people she loves, though. She just doesn't feel that comfortable with you, Anonymous.
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>>3549744
>never the box
nigga u gay
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>>3549732
Is she okay?
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>>3549750
Haha, yeah, friends.

Hahahahahaha.

Ha
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>>3549785
dohoho
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>>3549744
>not choosing the box
nigga you fucked up
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>>3549770
Aw yee
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>>3549771
Just one?
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>>3549791
worse
>close friends
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>>3549732
how did we go from making passionate love to Fluttershy, to THIS?
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>>3549785
Only mostly.

Interesting impregnation ritual discussion, though.
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Wow, I leave for an hour and this thread gets stupid.
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>>3549770
Box was best choice
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>>3549817
>gets
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>>3549816
but a girl cant impregnate you chistery.
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>>3549797
>>3549785
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>>3549770
OH BOY
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>>3549809
This is what happens when you screw up the drudic fertility ritual
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>>3549831
> manface memo
You didn't get it? Chistery is a dude.
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>>3549778

>she's so unbearably hot - she has to get these stupid clothes off of her so she can cool down
>fumbling, her hands rip and pull and tear until she lies naked on the floor in a pile of shredded fabric
>she can feel the air around her - every breath is like a lover's hand, or tongue...
>she comes again, a growing pool of fluids soaking what's left of her skirt
>she has never felt more beautiful
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>>3549791
Yeah man, I love those...friends.
We sure do those things f-friends do together.
Haha, yeah. Good times.
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>>3549837
>filename
AHAHAHA IT'S SO FUCKING TRUE
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>>3549808
>implying I dont still regularly see my best friend
>implying I dont smoke the finest shit for free thanks to him
>implying he doesnt get free beer thanks to me
>implying we dont have women left and right

i feel more like an alien here every day
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why is rarity so best pony all the time
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I heard spikelight, so I decided to ruin it.
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>>3549768
>>3549790

She's no whore, she's just blanking out because multiple magical orgasms make it kinda hard to keep a steady train of thought.

>when it's over, she writes a thesis on the dangers of living over ley-line nexes.
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>>3549863
I would.
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>>3549809

Welcome to MLPG.
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>>3549875
would you remove the cake frosting with your tongue?
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>>3549848
>Spike however is horrified and rapidly writes a letter
>thirty seconds later all leylines in and around ponyville go dark

EARTH MAGIC IS BANNED FOR A REASON, MY SUBJECTS

DONT READ BOOKS NOT APPROVED BY THE MINISTRY OF PROPAGANDA

ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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>>3549863
Is it wrong that 85% of my reason for going to Everfree Northwest is to try (and most likely fail) to hookup with cosplayers?
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>>3549861
1) Most entertaining personality
2) Beautiful voice
3) Is complex like a real person
4) Has prettiest mane
5) Has prettiest tail
6) Is most generous
She's just perfect, really.
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>>3549884
Is there any other way?
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Sup nigs. I'm starting from a clean slate on my requests. I'm going to take on 2 of them motherfuckas tonight, can be anything, but you have to BE THE DUBS KING for it to get in the fresh request roster.

Gonna wait until thread is dead out of courtesy. I'll be lurking around until then. Just a heads up.
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>>3549847
Really? He was attention whoring with the dyke thing?
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>>3549884
Maybe.
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>>3549896
nah
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>>3549864
jokes on you, i love that shit
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>>3549896
> Everfree NORTHWEST
Oh god
You mean Seattle girls (and guys)?

Well
I think I have a reason to go now
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>>3549118
is that an arm coming out of her right tit?
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>>3549907
WINSTON BEING DRUNK

IN SHOW STYLE

IM GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD IF THIS GETS DUBS
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>>3549893
>thirty seconds later all leylines in and around ponyville go dark
>The apple crop was devastatingly short this year
>The Apple family is going to have it tough for a while
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>>3549907
Ah dang. The chances of getting dubs when I want to is just infinitesimal.
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>>3549848
>the moonlight catches her pale form, slick with sweat and other fluids
>her fingers work a blur at her snatch -sensations otherwise never felt increasing in magnitude with every passing second
>despite it all, there's a cringing in her loins, one hand leaves her snatch and grasps at her breast
>she feels so empty
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>>3549912
>russian
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc

You are now reenacting this with your favorite Pony
How does this make you FEEL?
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>>3549930
I think the implication was that he won't be taking requests until later, Winston.
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>>3549676
I think I love you.
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>>3549907
plane pony being shot down

the more "gore" the better
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>draw mediocre porn
>become most popular artist in the brony fandom
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>>3549920
Yup it's in Seattle. Might be sold out now though.
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>>3549907
Hey Jr, when we gonna do Raisin again?
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>>3549908
More like seeing how women get treated online versus men, and how both neutral and attention-whoring comments get responded to.

It was attention-whoring but it brought some insights. I'm sorry to have subjected you all to it.
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>>3549956
>every porn artist in the fandom
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>>3549956
>out of those 3, it;s FS the one who gets the dick
WHY
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>>3549962
I really dont care. Dash fic when?
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>>3549955
oh boy

i like this way better than mine
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>>3549873

>she leaves no detail out
>it finds a surprisingly lucrative market amongst the young-adult male audience
>at a book signing, she discovers most of them don't even study magic
>a few of them can't even spell it
>why would they like a book on such an advanced topic so much, then...?
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>>3549907
Awww yuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQGJ8TqAoG8
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>>3549893
Fuck it. I'm staying with my dirty earth magic waifu.
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>>3549896

>you will never get to hookup with thickity
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>>3549982
Well, before Hawaii, with some other things before grad school starts. So by Friday I hope?
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>>3549907
Ponies reacting to Bidets.
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>>3549962
wither way

whatever you were trying to do, it worked

i cant say i didnt fantasize about swimming in a pool of wine and fucking you senseless, and anyone who didnt is a gigantic faggot
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>>3550000
Aw shit nigga.
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>>3549907
So what about rerolls or dubs/trips/quads?
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>>3550000
Why this happen
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>>3550000
You've wasted that, I think. He's not taking them until after the thread dies.
At least, that's if my reading comprehension is up to snuff.
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>>3550000
goddamnit
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>>3549999
Fine.
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He's not taking request until the thread is dead nignogs.
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>>3549952

ur a faget ~<3
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>>3549955
Great...
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>>3549960
Raisin Quest 4... let's see...

Shit, whenever you guys are feeling like it. Give me a few days to polish up the Quest Bible and we'll jump in on that shit.

>>3549955
>>3550000
Wait, I said I was gonna grab requests after dead thr-

Eh, fuck it. Gore plane pone and Ponies reacting to Bidets. More requests after these ones.
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>>3550005
I'm not sure how that photo of my sister got in heavy circulation but as I understand it that's what people thought they'd be wine-rodgering.

It was ... disconcerting.
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>>3549864
You made it better.
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>everfree NW

anyone who goes be sure to get lots of pictures of sweatshrit. i need for fap.
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Guys
Just to remind you
Dragon Jizz comes out at 90 degrees Celsius upon ejaculation
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>>3550030
It's not my fault I like the taste of dicks in my mouth!
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>>3550000
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>>3550027
>Anonymous and Winston in charge of reading
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>>3550040
>marshmallow pones melting from the inside
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Drawfags, do you ever get off to your own NSFW?
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why arent you changing your ponys diapers right now
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>>3550053
I've read several drawfags saying they can't
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>>3550046
I'm drunki, whats your excuse?
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>>3549956
>those faces

I can't help but think about the "SFW Porn" pics.
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>>3549907
Mayor Mare thoughtfully reading some scrolls from the comfort of her st

>>3550000
Please Jr.

pls
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>>3550040
[citation needed]
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>>3550053
writefag here. sometimes I boner while writing for you ungrateful shits, and I am always disappointed in myself.
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>>3550053
According to people like Skipsy they do. I mean I don't draw Rule34 so I wouldn't know.
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>>3550057
Whoa, I have a kid and it's a pony? When the fuck did this happen?
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>>3550053
I have. Hell i started drawing porn in the first place because no one was drawing what i wanted to see.
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>>3550033
theres a photo?

I just tried to imagine what female!chistery looked like then fantasized about that

remember this was back before you admitted having a dick
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>>3550053
Not good enough to draw porn yet

Plus I have no idea about anatomy and am too embarassed to look it up
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>>3550073
I've only ever bonered to the works of others. Including "C-complete me now!" Read it in Fluttershy's voice ... I have to go take care of that right now.
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>>3550053
I did once and it felt awful. But I got over it pretty quickly.
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>>3550073
I do too.
If what you're writing stirs your boner it must for the people reading it, correct?
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>>3550057
I think I am gradually developing a diaper/mental regression fetish when applied to ponies.
I even had a dream about it last night.
You guys have to fucking help me. I don't want this.
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>>3549893

>"I'LL ROAST IN UFFERN FIRST!"
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>>3550053
I don't draw smut.
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>>3550057
ive been drawing pony porn for a year but diaper/scat still does absolutely nothing for me.
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>>3550073
I find it best to imagine shit that gives me a boner, then writing it down, then making it write best as i can

bet you cant figure out what all it was I did, im better at it than you think
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>>3550092
I dunno, she has her hair flopped over her face a little, ankh necklace, biting her lip a little -- it's like the only time I've ever seen her with bright red lipstick. I don't know why she took it, other than maybe her dating profile?
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>>3550039
Who the heck is that?

Also, I think I'm going to whore myself out to you guys and get some suggestions for questions to ask.

If I feel courageous I might just ask Tabitha to say "Get off the table darling."
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>>3550112
I think it would be fun to have a cartoon pony with the IQ of a normal pet.
Not optimal, but not terrible.
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>>/v/149028802
What the hell is wrong with /v/
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>>3550111
I suppose you're right. Augmentation talk has kind of tapered off as of late, though.
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>>3550133
link plz
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>>3550053
Only time I drew porn was to do so
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>>3550143
>>>/v/149028802

You need three to crosslink.

>>>
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>>3550032
>Give me a few days to polish up the Quest Bible and we'll jump in on that shit.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YES
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>>3550106

Sometimes I sit back and realize I'm giving erections to people who are probably as socially-stunted and unattractive as I am.

You're welcome.
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I can't masturbate to my own creations because I know them too well and all I can see is things I could have done better.

I can't masturbate to the works of others because I always notice just one single error and afterwards it's all I can focus on.


I think it's been a few months now.
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>>3550149
I don't have it handy, man, it just came up every once in a while.

Here is an accurate substitute.
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filled the thread so we can do the requests
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>>3550148
I want to get augmented so fucking bad

or at least get lasik

theres no frustration like being a fucking competitive marksman and having bad eyesight. i have to limit myself to either very good glass or shooting within 50 yards, 30 yards with a handgun. pisses me off.
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>>3550138
>If I feel courageous I might just ask Tabitha to say "Get off the table darling."
You need to do this, and have a recorder of some form ready. Shit will be so lost, people will have to find it again just to lose it harder.
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>>3550174
no i mean the dating profile
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>>3550168
Well, no, I'm moderately attractive but desperately want to breed a woman. I've fucked them, I've made love to them, but to breed them, oh god that gets my motor running.
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>>3550053
Nope. I don't think anybody's gotten off on what I've written either
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>>3550143
>>3550162
One of those threads where someone does something bad in a nostalgic game and everyone acts silly in response
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>>3550183
I REALLY don't know what her handle is and I'm NOT about to go searching for my sister on a dating site. Sorry.
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>>3550179
I'd spring for eyes, ears, torso, and legs. No special mods, just shit to fix the defective meat I came with.
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>>3550201
>Rarity horse panties
Unf
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>>3549907
Berry Punch getting drunk with AJ and kissing sloppily.
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>>3550185
It just seems so wonderfully raw.
You wouldn't have to hold back ANYTHING.
Just let your inner animal take over and focus on nothing but satisfying each other completely.
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>>3549754

>pretty little winking pussy

...why do I have an erection now?
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>>3550212
>Lotus Sparkle
ugh.
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>>3550224
enjoy.
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>>3550232
wat
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i could care less
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>>3550211
Id get eyes and maybe arms

but only if augmented arms dont disqualify you from shooting games

or

what if there were games you HAD to be augmented to play

shit, gun games for augs would be fucking insane, just imagine what theyd have set up for people

I'm getting a boner just thinking about it

DARPA WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ROBOT ARMS
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>>3550224
Either you like them or you could see the appeal in having a brand new orifice to play with and be penetrated in with new zones, tickle spots, and the fullness that comes with being mounted and deliciously reamed.
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>>3550225
Hey, at least it not vagina dentata
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>>3550241
about the dress
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>>3550241
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
WHY EVEN COMMENT UNLESS YOU ARE AT MINIMUM CARE LEVELS
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>>3549907
Twist getting punch dumped on her during a Hearts and Hooves Day dance like the scene from Carrie with the pig blood.
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>>3550247
why did you give me this boner anon

how do I get rid of it without fapping
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>>3550225
Now someone needs to animate the tongues.
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>>3549907
Applejack and Rarity kissing in the apple orchard.
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>>3550255
i won't partake
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>>3550232

...Erection's gone now.

Abandoning ship.
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>>3549907
dubs count now.

i request rarity dressing featherweight and snails in horse panties, they both have boners.
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>>3550265
Stick your dick in a glass of water with ice in it.
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>>3550272
in any >rape
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>>3549907

CMC and the rest of the school kids putting on a school house version of the Heartswarming Eve Pageant. Complete with horrible costumes and bad props. Bonus points for Tiara playing a tree.

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo as the three leaders; Twist, Snips and Featherweight as the side kicks.

A whole Charlie Brown vibe.
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>>3550272
WHEN THE ROYALS BETRAYED ME THEY MADE A MIOSTAKE
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>>3550277
>horse panties

Now I am reminded of that "horse boners" comic
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>>3550277
I AM PLEASED WITH THIS OUTCOME
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>>3550265
Because I have the powers of the witch-dyke but don't want to be thought of as the only one who thinks of this sort of thing.

I don't know, think of quadratic equations. Always works for me!
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>>3549907
Zecora seducing a vising Braeburn, maybe by drugging him with potions.
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>>3549907
The pegasus twins go into heat and rumbles the only colt around. thunderlane opens the front door to their house and find them going down on him
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>>3550300
I really want this.
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>>3550300
ALL THESE DUBS
I CAN'T HANDLE 'EM
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>>3550314
>rumbles the only colt around
>but thunderlane is there

wat
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>>3550291
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ
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>>3550143

>>>/v/149028802

Here.
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>>3550120

>Most Canterlot diplomats are Unicorns
>Several Unicorns are raised in high-society, having little idea of what life is like outside of Equestria, or even outside of Canterlot
>Magic is a fact of life, but also a status symbol and a way to elevate oneself above the lowly commoners and dirt-ponies.
>The first attempts at negotiating with the Deer went very, very badly.
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>>3549907
I will take anything with Zecora, though I don't care much for Braeburn like >>3550313 wants.

Maybe something with Zecora and Snails?
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>>3549907
femRumble is going into heat and only the male pegasus twins Cloudchaser and Flitter are around. Hot DP ensues
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>>3549907
Ponies singing in the shower.
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>>3550277
nice
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>>3549907
Zecora/Twilight.
Romantic lovin'.
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>>3550332
I like this.
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>>3550332
Of course, every Diplomat would be guarded by at least no fewer than three Pegasi guards
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>>3549921
I-It's not finished!
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>>3549907
Teenage CMC sitting around talking about boys. Scootaloo folding her arms and pretending not to be interested.
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>>3550338
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE

Now we wait.
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>stoned off my ass
>jerking it while listening to dubstep
Holy shit you would not believe this feel.
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>>3549940

>"What the heck happened to you, Twilight?"
>"I... really don't know, Spike... but there's research to be done!"
>she tries to get out of bed
>she crashes to the floor, still unable to walk.
>"...I'll just bring you the books, shall I?"
>"That'd... be nice..."
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>>3549907
Pregnant ponies.
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>>3550370
... No, but I want to.
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>>3550370
It sounds hilarious.
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>>3550370
>not listening to clopstep
do you even follow the fandom?
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>>3550293
I remember where this went last time.
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Did anybody save those male Fluttershy greentexts from yesterday?
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>>3550332
>"My red coat helps me stand out, as a diplomat this is important."
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>>3549907
Thunderlane/Blossomforth angry sex
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>>3550394
>>3550394
>>3550394
>>3550394
>>3550394

NEW HORSE HERE
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>>3549907
Cheerilee raping Snails
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>>3549907
Teen Cadance putting a sobbing Twilight into time out for saying bad words.
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>>3550277
Oh man... uh... there's 1 right here.

>>3550300
...and that's that for tonight.

So... I guess... uh... fuck, these two followed the rules by posting after death.. so... yeah, these go onto the list.

>Rarity crossdressing two young colts in horse panties (and possibly more girlish gear)
>School kids doing a Charlie Brown-esque kind of school play.

Alright. These guys posted at thread death as per the rules, so these are now on the list. The previous two with plane pone and the bidet are DQ'd.

Don't worry; I'll do more. I'm going to try and make this a regular thing.
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>>3549907
Mrs. Cake getting fucked by every stud around in an Appleloosan Saloon.
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>>3550425
Thank you based jr.
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>>3550425
Looking forwards to faster work from ya!

Fucking dubs man I never get good timing
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>>3550425
>finally get a request into a well known artist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>3550425
>DQ'd

What does that mean?
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>>3550455
disqualified
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>>3550455
Dairy Queened
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>>3550425
You said YOU would wait for the thread to be dead, didn't say we had to, jeeze.
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i will take 3 drawfag requests and post the results in 24 hours. GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT /mlp/!!!!1.

if you don't mind , that is ...
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so, season 3's only gonna have 13 episodes?
here's hoping that they're doing this so they can focus more on the writing and episode development.

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