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Which would make Applejack more OP: turning her into a unicorn or a pegasus?
>>3538459>Not reading an entire sentence>making assumptions
last
>rape
HAH
>>3538375>>3538375>>3538375
>Sweaty>Tender>Churning>Thick>Heavy>Sticky
>>3538621>bringing your retarded argument into the new horse
Sorry Hiro, just made and marked one, we can re-use this later if you're ok.>>3538612>>3538612>>3538612
>>3538620Giving her Zebra magic
>>3538620Unicorn of course. Magic can make up for flying.
>>3538629DID SOMEBODY SAY BUTTS
>>3538629>butts>not doing shitMito confirmed for requiring prune juice
>>3538620Probably pegasus, because magic may not be her thing or might take longer to master than flying. Also that she might not specialize as well in magic as Twilight or so.
>>3538621>Implying I'm going to tell you why I prefer humans to ponies
>>3538641No. Nobody said butts. Get the fuck out of here.
>>3538634>>3538642No no,it's infact Cadence.
>>3538641I <3 BUTTS!ESPECIALLY MINE!
>>3538612>>3538612>>3538612>>3538612
>>3538678http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance
>>3541555>>3541556guys pls
well that last thread didn't end wellI'm still hopefull that season 3 might give us a musical episode
>>3538627>pressing>impatient>spreading>thrusting>hilting
>>3541608
>>3541604>>3541604
>>3538738After we settled this shit last thread I wont even answer
would you ride a horse shit slide?
>>3541625I want that Luna/Celestia duet, dammit.
>>3541609>get_a_load_of_this_guy_cam.png
GuysI feel like watching the show. What episode should I watch? Nothing with Fluttershy as the main character because she is a huge cunt
ponies in my pants
>>3541623>Season 3 ends with this>MLP facebook confirms a movie to wrap up the series>The voice actors die before it is finished>Samurai Jack will never return to his own time
>>3541571Fuck you man, I'm not letting her die
>>3541658SUPER SPEEDY CIDER SQUEEZY 6000
>>3541658Hurricane Fluttershy because fuck you
Where did Tess go?
>>3541638>that feel
>>3541658Sonic Rainboom.You can watch Rarity being a cunt instead.
>>3541658Hurricane FluttershyDragonshy
>>3541671He ded
DORKS
>>3541663This just made me sad for some reason.
>>3541638Princess Celestia: Lovely Day>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYhaYy2yPGI
>butts
>>3541671Still here ol' chap.Just checking out some stuff before movie timeReturn of the Joker in a few minutes.
>>3541658Yeah, I'm going to watch some episodes too, today has been just awful.
>>3541675if you want her being a cunt watch Sisterhood Social. She wasnt really a cunt in that episode, just sorta air headed and oblivious.
>>3541687Applejack: Proud Mary>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2JShV-mWJ0
daily dose
>>3541694
>>3541696roll
This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see is people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.
>>3541696YES! BEST EPISODE RIGHT THERE!
>>3541710Is the yellow one autistic?
I just want to tell pone that I love her...
>>3541713that was a good album even if it is dadrock at this point
>>3541714bedwetting fluttershy plz :3
>>3541726dadrock is good though
>>3541696
>>3541696Let's fucking do this.
>>3541713I thought her head was cracked open and marshmallows started to fly out
sing with me, sing for the yearssing for the laughter, sing for the tearssing with me, if it's just for todaymaybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away~
>>3541739>>3541736>SoMEHaha you have to do it!Rolling
>>3541658The Stare Master.It's a CMC episode.
>>3541726>>3541735dadrock is not a description of valueit denotes music that is too old to make you cool for liking it
>>3541725Me too. But I want to do it after I swell her womb with my mayonnaise-thick sperm
>>3541696i would watch pone but i think im going to play silent hill instead.but rolling in case i get a good episode
>>3541735yeah but a lot of it is really overrated (like Led Zepplin, Van Halen, Peter Frampton, and AC/DC)
>>3541745steve pls go
>>3541754Ok but my point is that a lot of great classic singers/bands are considered dadrock>>3541763Yeah they are overrated as hell but that doesn't mean they aren't good
>>3541702and then he had a heart attack
>>3541754but isn't "dadrock" typically applied to overrated bands like Led Zepplin?I've never seen anyone call King Crimson dadrock.
>>3541757does your penis never rest?
>>3541753i just want to put my nose up to her butt
>>3541763overrated =/= bad all of those bands have plenty of stuff worth listening too
>>3541779King Crimson is as dadrock as Kansas.
>>3541763you forgot aerosmith, pink floyd, and the stones
>>3541779I think Dadrock implies anything from the 70s or earlier
>>3541748Oh, I'm doing it, Anon. I'm not going to like it, though. Not. One. Bit.
>>3541787You must know some strange dads
>>3541785Only hipsters use the word "overrated."You should listen to what you enjoy independent of who happens to be singing it, or how many other people happen to enjoy it as well.
>>3541761>sonic rainboomwell vidya can wait another 22 minutes
>>3541797bloody tabs, wanker!
>>3541797>Forgetting the tabs
>>3541797hahahahahahaha
I think "dadrock" denotes a specific type of bland meat & potatoes radio rock that manages to be remembered exclusively by the "music was better in my day" dads and their easily influenced peers. So something like AC/DC would be dadrock while, for instance, King Crimson would not.
>>3541696I'll roll for the hell of it.
>>3541789but pink floyd wasn't really overrated until DSOM released
>>3541797>still in mlpg past twelve bongsleep is good for you
Tess pls draw guard pony porn
Even if the rest of the series doesn't end up sucking, I will still hate all of it. I can never love anything pony related after the constant flow of shit I have endured. I can't even look at this pony shit anymore without raging internally. You fuckers wasted my life, and worst of all, I let it happen.
>>3541804>>3541807what>>3541815I didn't get up until 7pm.
>>3541819>>>/v/
>>3541810DUHN DUHN DUHN, DUHN DUHN DUH-DUHNDUHN DUHN DUHN, DUHN DUHN smooooke on the waaaater
>>3541797>Skyrim Violin Cover>look it up>am now listening to it on repeatWHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>3541810Nah, King Crimson and ELP and Uriah Heep and Genesis are all dadrock, too.
>>3541819You say this now, but when you're watching S3 episode one the huge grin on your face will say otherwise.Who else cant help grinning like a big fucking idiot the entirety of a new episode?
>>3541819You deserve it for letting the internet control what you think.
>>3541819What's with that attitude?
>>3541815>not staying up all night ponying, only finally passing out once the first rays of sunlight are starting to edge over the horizonCasual.
>>3541785>Van Halen>Led Zepplin>good
>>3541844What's wrong with them?
>>3541837My nigga.I usually smile for the entire episode.
>>3541844whats wrong with them?
>>3541854Generic, boring, etc
>>3541844that like just your opinion, dude
>>3541844>opinions>facts
>>3541859>That pictureHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10
actually dadrock is more like bad bands like motorhead and yes and captain beefheart and the kinks and old shit like that
>>3541785>AC/DC>plenty of stuff worth listening to
>>3541858>>3541859>Musical relativism>Not musical Platonism You plebs disgust me.
>>3541865I would love Luna tenderly
Streaming Return of the Joker.http://www.livestream.com/tesstime
>>3541868>Captain Beefheart>Dadrock
>>3541881damnit tess im watching pony
>>3541859
>>3541877Hey, AC/DC has that one song that's pretty decent
>>3541889I'm just going to preemptively post this
I like many different types of music, even genres I dont even know the name of. I appreciate music on a song-by-song basis.
>>3541878oh quit being such a moralfag
>>3541889yeah there are pretty much a lot of old hippies that like stuff like him and the dead and arthur brown, i wish dads would stay out of music
>>3541903Mah nigga
>>3541903mah nigga
>>3541865I'd splotch that butt.
>>3541897
>>3541903My nigga
>>3541916>>3541917NAH MIGGAS
>>3541903>>3541916>>3541917>>3541922we all niggas now
>>3541914i like avenged sevenfold a lot
>>3541857Those are opinions.
>>3541903>Everything except rap and country xD
It's spreading MLPG. Samantha Wright thread on /tv/.>>>/tv/24706413The route of transmission was /fit/ to /mlpg/ to brony community to greater internet right? This is right after that tumblr posted her and got 4000 notes.
>>3541897>You don't like it, you just think you do10/10
>>3541903>Song by song>Listening to just songs>Not entire albumsLet me guess, when you see a painting in a museum, you only look at a corner of it instead of the whole hting.
>>3541930>except rap>implyinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22e9rUJVrAc
>>3541928
>>3541897>you haven't listened to it properly
>>3541934>filenameIs Gilda the name of the photographer or something?
>>3541934>/fit/ to /mlpg/ to brony communityNigga Based Samantha has been everywhere forever
>>3541922>>3541925>>3541927this nigga!
>>3541939Now you're just grasping for straws, broListen to the album, evaluate each songYou don't have to like an entire album, just like you don't have to like a painting as a whole
>>3541939That's the shittiest comparison I've ever heard.A song = a paintingAn album = the entire exhibitIf you're going to act haughty, at least get your analogies right.
>>3541927>>3541903>>3541917my negrosi dont give a fuck what genre shit is as long as it's good
>>3541897>Atonal>DissonanceIM LOOKING AT YOU JANDEK
>>3541930>>3541942It took a whole 12 posts to get the rap defenders online. You're slipping.
Apparently I have a lot of niggas>>3541939No I just dont bother searching for a bands entire discography after hearing one song often leads to disappointmentBesides, the internet tends to find the music for me
>>3541934/tv/ is posting some new pics. The tripfags seem to love her. I wonder how big this will get? Will she be stalked like Rose?
this is your world~this is your creation~you have freedom on this canvas~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>3541963Is that the human rainbow dash that gets posted on tumblr a lot?
>>3541951I only saw her on /fit/ and here until recently.
>>3541960rap defender?I just like that song
>>3541955>>3541956>plebs trying to justify not listening to entire albums in full, which is the way they were intended to be presented
>>3541958>that feel when nobody actually knows the meaning of the term "atonal" and just assumes it's a substitution for "dissonance"
who's my little nig-nig?who's my niggy nog?don't be shy
>>3541979You're annoying.
>>3541979I know plenty of albums that are just unrelated songs mashed together
>>3541969Human Gilda. And from the /tv/ thread:>Samantha Wright is a terrible weightlifter who failed to place at Nationals. /fit/ only latched onto her because of her haircut and upon learning that she's a coalburner, stopped worshipping her.Is /fit/ really that petty?
>>3541993he has a little bit of a point but he is still a douche
>>3542004Wtf is a coalburner?
>>3541979I don't really care, man. Even if it's meant to be listened as a whole, from front to back, I can still pick and choose which parts I do and do not like.
>>3541897>Scaruffi>Is the Mars Volta avant-garde?
>>3542004What does coalburner mean?
>>3542004What the fuck is a coalburner?
>>3542011Woman who dates black guys.
>>3542000Then it's a shit album and you shouldnt waste your time listening to it.
>>3541979>YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC PROPERLYAre you even listening to yourself?
>>3542000Or just plain and simple a bunch of filler stuff to prop up a single or two for the sake of fulfilling contracts.
>>3542025>My opinions are facts
>>3542012
>>3542025Your taste in music sounds terrible.
>>3541934>have most /tv/ tripfags filtered>Go to thread>3/4 of the thread is pre-filtered>mfw
>>3542022How terrifying or something
>people taking this obvious troll seriously
>>3541979I agree that it's a waste to not listen to albums in their entirety is missing out on a lot, but the mentality that everything MUSt be listened to in album format is an outdated and narrow mindset that /mu/ needs to grow out of
>>3541951Well, we at least helped popularize her.
>>3542025>Only concept albums are worth listening toYeah nah, you're a cunt
>>3542049Obvious trolling isn't any less irritating.
If a band produces good music, the whole album will be worth listening to. If the whole album is not worth listening to, none of the album is worth listening to. This is how music works.
>>3542046>How terrifying or somethingIt might matter if she was dating black stereotypes, but the black guy I see her with seems like a nice guy.
>>3542042>
>>3542049>Someone doesnt like what I like, they must be trying to troll me
>You will never be given presents from any of the ponies.
>>3542058>It has to be a concept album for every track to fit together into a cohesive pieceBut that's wrong.
>>3542082>Rainbow Dash gives Spike a poster and a bunch of CDs
wtf
>>3542082Oh gee I wonder what AJ got me!
We /mu/ again?Seriously guys stop it and enjoy whatever your music is
>>3542068So by your logic there is nothing before 1965 or in the genres of funk, soul, doo-wop, most EDM, ethnic folk music, and classical that is worth listening to.
what constitutes good rap?http://youtu.be/UGk-XkQEe7Y
>>3541708Has anyone ever noticed how Fluttershy hums the extended MLP Intro in the ticket master? Around 16 minutes.
>>3542078even if this person (or you) is being serious there are far less overtly antagonistic ways to present his opinion. he is doing this solely to get a rise out of people.
>People dont listen to albums in fullHuh.Maybe I've been in music enthusiast communities too long.But seriously it's the best way to get the most out of an album.
>>3542086>In music, a concept album is an album that is "unified by a theme, which can be instrumental, compositional, narrative, or lyrical."
>>3542095That weight is reting on the stand. She's holding up half of it with her back and arm. Now if she was holding the whole thing up I'd be shitting myself
>>3542098Except metal.I'm just joking.
>>3542100Whatever you enjoy listening to.
>>3542118you better be
>>3542103It's interesting, the extended intro was the first musical thing done for the show. Looking back it sure does show it.
>>3542110For the first few times I do, or when I feel like experiencing the whole thing again. Sometimes, after listening to the whole thing for a while, I really do only want to hear a song or two off of it.
>>3542099I cant tell what you're trying to imply here, because there are a number of albums in all those genres that have fantastic albums.Are you trying to imply people didnt make albums?Or are you just being generally dumb?
>>3542095Which pone has the sexiest musculature, MLPG?
http://slugbox.tumblr.com/post/28289926167/very-serious-question-how-come-in-mlp-porn>draws monster girls and slimy creatures with panties>criticising people for drawing and liking horse like buttholes>draws anatomical monstrosities>criticise anatomical consistencywow, it's been a while since the last time a saw somone with such a lack of self awareness
>>3542131pretty much, listen to the whole album, then take the best songs with you
>>3542127>Meal>Food
>>3542097You get an Apple-themed blanket. Don't like apples? Don't like blankets?>Deal with it nerd
>>3542129>not rainbow dashing to my sideGet on my level.
>>3542100>what constitutes good rap?Most people seem to like Nujabes produced albums. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Kfrj--djw
>>3542145>Nujabes againok fine I'll give this a shot even thought I tend to hate rap..
>>3542144>not being as easy as Pinkie Pie
>>3542100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiYDJ432b0U
>>3542134No, but I am implying that you are missing out on quite a lot of music if you choose to disown absolutely everything that does not ascribe to the album format. there's nothing wrong with listening to singles or songs that stand alone and not as a part of a greater whole.
>>3542097It's a perfectly molded foam rubber replica of her rump, featuring a penetrable anus with 8-inch depth.No vag. Just anus.
>>3542141>Pony image>pony macro>+1>Fan art+0
>>3542168Get back to AiE
>>3542160SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3542100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-PRLWu4Zj8
What if an album is made of only one song?
>>3542165>He thinks nothing before 1965 ascribed to album format
>>3542143I like apples and blankets.
>>3542100>>3542145>>3542164>Aesop, MF Doom, Nujabesmy.fucking.niggas.
>>3542179jethro tull pls go
>>3542100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhTqKmm44Vg
>>3542179>movements
>>3542157Technically hip hop. Half of his albums are collaborations with rappers. The other half are jazz like relaxing pieces of music without lyrics. These still have a "hip hop" feel due to the beat. Example:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qU2MXeAz1E
>>3542100I've been enjoying Ab-Soul latelyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nitz50WxwOY
>>3542183lel xd upvote 4 u
>>3542183I wanted lolchair adventures to happenI thought it might really go the distance
>>3542183>icanhascheezburger.com
>>3542168>she wants to watch you enjoy your new gift
>>3542181Most albums before 1965 outside of maybe jazz featured a few standout singles with the rest weighed down by filler. Are you going to completely disown that song or artist just because he doesn't ensure that the album as a whole is cohesive and strong throughout?
Lumpy Gravy is an objectively good album.
>>3542199neat, really liking that one
>>3542221>before 1965Don't forget after 1965
>>3542221>Most albums before 1965 outside of maybe jazz featured a few standout singles with the rest weighed down by fillerBut that's not true.Maybe go out and listen to some more shit before 1965.
>>3542221Yeah. Same as after 1965. You just need to stop being a bitch who lets people spoon feed music to you and go out and find something worthwhile.
>>3542219>she even included apple-scented lube
hear that lonesome whippoorwillhe sounds too blue to flythe midnight train is whining lowI'm so lonesome I could cry
Captcha was introduced in early '10?
>>3542221>I cant think of a good album before 1965 so I'm just going to assume they dont exist
>>3542261Temporary solution, they said.
Now I went to watch a pone episode and suddenly we /mu/?
>>3542243I think I've listened to enough to make a valid judgment
>>3542215> how dare you use google image search to grab the first halfway appropriate image you can find> i demand that all my reaction images be anonymous and professionalHere you go, sire.
Would you take a bath with a pony? Which one?
>>3542264I like crooners.
> bronies think that watching the cartoon for little girls about rainbow-colored ponies and friendship makes them a better person
>>3542282All of them. Non sexually.
>>3542282Why does Rainbow Dash look like she's taking a big ol' shit in the tub?
>>3542271why does he even use this type of Captcha?I've seen another one that's just perfect, the words are 100% readable and actually make sense, not that it matters but it's nice
>>3542267>>3542267Hey, I wrote that one.Doesn't work since most of that stuff isn't relevant or posted any more.
>>3542238Instrumental hip hop. World's most under rated genre.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O0kuoiAm2Ahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7pF6_PeamU&feature=related
>>3542267A very pretty pony.
>>3542282>Rarity pleasures Rainbow Dash while their friends watch
>>3542285Watching the cartoon makes you a better person.Thinking watching the cartoon makes you a better person... doesn't.
>>3542285>mfw I'm still bitter and angry >except when watching ponies
>>3542276>Most albums before 1965 outside of maybe jazz featured a few standout singles with the rest weighed down by filler>Completely ignoring all of Big Band music>Completely ignoring most serious blues records
>>3542299I know, I just found it amusing.
>>3542294Because she is doing just that. Just look at the other ponies faces. All of them are eagerly expecting Dash to squeeze out a large turd.
>>3542285Preferable to the bronies who think watching a show for little girls makes them more masculine.
>>3542307>tfw dr cox has been rubbing off on me recently when talking to people
>>3542309Most of which were singles based genres, the vast majority of pre 50s music collected on compilations.
>>3542282Rainbow Dash. We'd splash at each other and play and then we'd start rubbing each other and kiss and fuck in the tub.Oh god I'm so forever alone. What have you done to me MLPG?
>MLPG is better at being /co/, /mu/, /v/, /sp/, than the original boards
>>3542328HOLY SHIT IT'S DERPY!
>>3542332being better than /v/ is not hard at all
>>3542332It's not hard to be better than /mu/ and /v/, and by extension /co/ since /v/ started infesting it
>>3542331You were already like this. Don't blame us for your troubles.
>>3542332Being better than /v/ isn't really something to be proud of.That's like being proud that you can beat up the special ed student at the elementary school after you finish college.
>>3542332How about /soc/, can we do /soc/
>>3542329>Big Band>Singles based
>>3542356Please don't.
>>3542356pls no. we kind of had it when bronycon was around but that was more than enough
>>3542356NO
I love these!"no wonder why everybody think bronies are creepy perverted people... YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO MADE US LOOK LIKE FUCKED UP PEOPLE ! I just HATE you for that. And don't tell me things like "love ane tolerate". I'm tolerating a lot of things, like gay marriage, religion belief, a lot of stuff. But making porn with childish characters, this is extremely weird, almost pedophile."
>>3542328Such a great momentI can't think of any other time I've watched a livestream and had such feels
>>3542356Quick everyone post a pic of your neckbeard.
>>3542328
>>3542356>>3542331whelp
>>3542365> And don't tell me things like "love ane tolerate".Oh my shit is in orbit
>>3542365Post more
>>3542356Here's a picture of my cosplay at Bronycon!
>>3542365>I'm tolerating a lot of things, like gay marriage, religion belief, a lot of stuff. But making porn with childish characters, this is extremely weird
>>3542356>How about /soc/, can we do /soc/
>>3542301are the 3 songs from the same album?might check it out
>>3542328Those are two very cute ponies
>>3542365>almost pedopihle
Dear Twilight Sparkle,I am pleased to see your studies have returned to a direction more in line with your basic training. Remember that obedience brings victory, especially for a student of your magical talents. As you know, Equestria itself is full of magical energy, and when you act out of line with the balance of our universe, the interference tends to cause unfortunate effects. I hope, beloved student, that you do not find yourself in another situation, whereby causing ruckus and bringing attention to yourself you bring about another accident such as several pieces of furniture tumbling upon your head. I understand that caused you a great deal of pain, and it hurts me to see you suffer needlessly. Remember, your secondary investigations are of a personal nature, and for your personal spiritual sanctity, you cannot risk them being compromised even by friends.Your glorious leader,Princess Celestia.
>>3542367I win.
Which pone butt is most aerodynamic
>>3542402"Almost pedophile" implies it is not pedophillic. Therefore, what's the problem?
>>3542358Assuming we're not referring to the most entry level of swing and big band artists from after the 50s, yes.
>>3542414Id say making dubstep takes a TON more skill than making a simple rock riff
>>3542427>a simple rock riffwell duh, if it's simple then it's not hard
>>3542421the problem is he could have said almost pedophillic not almost pedophile
>>3542418Tom
>>3542427what
>>3542367
>>3542457That's not a neckbeard
>>3542367but i shaved this morning
>>3542285The lessons are really shallow as hell most of the time. I can name only a few episodes with good lessons. Fall Weather Friends has a great lesson where Twilight learns to pace herself and does better than she thought she would through research. Reading and science are good!The Pinkie and Donkey episode missed a good possible lesson. Pinkie should have learned that you can be too pushy and make people hate you. But if I was writing that ep I would have had him not forgive her by the end.
>>3542451I mean, what's the problem with the porn? What that person essentially said is>I hate pony 34, it's so weird! I mean, it's not even pedophillic!
>>3542418flutterbutt
>>3542365>Tiarawhy is bitter
>>3542468Also you would be unemployed.
Mediocre output today partly due to lack of time and ability to concentrate.
>>3542504>>3542468Yeah, I doubt I could get that through. I don't mind ending an ep or two on a sad note. I would still keep most of it optimistic.
Your favorite pony is now your mother. But you're still human.How has your life changed?
>>3542527I finally have pets
>>3542468I really liked the >implied moral in Suited For Success about artistic expression.
>>3542387hello this is twilght i am married to pinkie pie but i need you help to show us how to bo something like what you do i will give you a prize <3 You are awesome…too awesome…are you even human…if you are that cool if not contact me it’s good to have another non-human on board…love youYour faithful follower Do you have any ideas on why all the CoD players dislike MLP so mutch? I mean, they will rant on bronies just so they can rant. I have no problem with people who don't want to watch the show. We all have different oppinions on different things, but, I mean, the CoD players response, is just overkill.
>>3542527>forced to read everydayBUT MOOOOOOOM
>>3542527How did Braeburn manage that?
>>3542507So, SB, I'm curious. What would a Rule 63 Sadsack look like? Much the same, or manlier?
>>3542527>PinkieNOI DON'T WANT A PARTY NOWI NEED TO STUDYMOMPLEASE NOT THE STREAMERS
>>3542527Well, I'm now sexually attracted to my mother and also I'm fashionable.
>>3542542HAHAHAHA OH GOD.
>>3542542HAHAHAHAHA
>>3542542>hello this is twilght i am married to pinkie pie but i need you help to show us how to bo something like what you do i will give you a prize <3
>>3542365>brony logic>YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO MADE US LOOK LIKE FUCKED UP PEOPLEdo bronies seriously think that people wouldn't see them as weridos if there was no pony porn?well i admit that the pony porn helps a lot, but stilli remember that back in the day no one mentioned pony porn when people talked about bronies being sick weirdos, it was all about liking a cartoon for little girls is wrong and shit like that
Can you solve this puzzle?
>>3542527>Rainbow Dash as my momwould probably be pretty cool, i would be more /fit/
>>3542527"Anon, clean your room.""No.""Oh, err... well... I guess I'll do it then..."
>>3542497are you nuts? i love it when people send me stuff like that just because they are genuinely angry. it's awesome.
>>3542580sum cry
How about this one?
Its good to pone?
>>3542586You know what you have to do, right?Post ALL of them.
>>3542595>6870
>>3542591
>>3542365Wait... My cat-senses are tingling. Source is a comment under some guys essay on tumblr who was up to "sum" you?Provide whole damn thing man!
>>3542527"Clean your room, and then head out to the Orchard to help Big Mac.""But Ma, come on, I just finished the dishes.""You get to it, or I'm getting the wooden spoon."
>>3542549>go to class>sit by yourself at lunch>"Hey Anon! Mind if I sit by you? Great! Hey, you brought your lunch to school? What'd your mom pack? Can I see? Can I?">fireworks shoot out of the lid>balloons lift the box to the ceiling>it explodes into a shower of silly snakes all over the room>a peanut butter sandwich in plastic wraps flops right in front of you>it still has crusts
>>3542609HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3542527>Rarity and Dash are my favourites>My mother has traits resembling both of them already
>>3542548That IS a 63'd Sad Sack. Mew drew it.I guess eyelashes and longer hair are the most visible differences.
>>3542595get an nivida 560 ti
>>3542607it has nice power/price, can you tell me better ones?
>Krabb being a tryhard at SM64http://www.livestream.com/krabbshack
>>3542612Best mom.
>>3542612I'm a Flutterfag, but I think AJ would make an awesome mom
>>3542619Is your mother a SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT?
>>3542629It depends on what your screen res is.
>>3542621>summer
>>3542620Really? I thought they just tarted him up.
>>3542639a very fast slut
>>3542641800/600
>>3542629560ti is only slightly more expensive and you don't have to deal with ATI's shit drivers
>>3542580Did I do it wrong or something?
>>3542527>Twilight is my momI would probably have much better study habits.
>>3542647nvidia jokes aside, get decent cooling or don't live in a shitty area where the ambient temp is 40c at all times
>>3542656but I don't want to be burned alive, mate
>>3542619She's a slut?
>>3542671But you'll have to install ATI drivers
>>3542678And a cunt.
>>3542576I remember that. I don't think anything would change if the porn all disappeared. People would still suspect we were all creepy pedophiles. As opposed to now, where they know we're horsefuckers.Personally if I'm going to be hated either way I'd rather go balls out crazy and give people something to be really disturbed about.
Which pone gives the best angry sex?
>>3542692Dash
>>3542671>basing your decisions on shitty memes instead of factsGet want you want then. I couldn't give a shit if your video card exploded and killed you and your entire family
>>3542692Scootaloo
>>3542701>implying Dash doesnt turn into Fluttershy in the bedroom.>Implying Fluttershy isnt the correct answer
>>3542658You have to unscramble the circled letters too, dummy.
>>3542692Rainbow Dash is a strict dom.
women enjoy sex
>>3542689That looks like a good way to get a yeast infection.
>>3542658The fourth word is "muster", and you're supposed to rearrange the circled letters to spell "'cry' sum" or "'sum' cry". I don't really get it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-5pB2GmDRg>The opening credits sequence of 2011's DRIVE set to 'Stronger' by Kanye West, ft. Daft Punk.Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>3542692
>>3542613> no dessertMom's really phoning it in today.
>>3542728Good. Pray you never do.
>>3542724Well...yeah? Why wouldn't they?
>>3542724That's what they want you to believe.
>>3542726>only way to insert the nozzle is up>cannot dispense cream when up, only nitrous>blowing air into a vagina is a surefire way to kill the girl
>>3542728It's the latter, and you don't want to know.
>>3542630Why the fuck is he so god damn bad at this?
>>3542726she is putting it on a pie not her pie. but the pie is on her pie.
>>3542743>this kills the girl
>>3542527Oh god:> Celestia is my motheryes, pleaseANON PLZMAKE IT REALITYI BEG YOU
>>3542719That's what she'd like you to believe, anyways?
>>3542761Would you feed your mother cake if she was Celestia?
>>3542728>The fourth word is "muster",Shit, really? But it is a MLPG pone puzzle and it could also spell Estrum, what was I supposed to think?I guess I'm just too much of a horsefucker. I don't get what "sum cry" is referring to, either.
>>3542527Oh noOH NO
>>3542728It's "sum" cry because Scootaloo is doing addition but is getting the wrong result which is also known as the sum and "sum" is a heterograph for "some" so you see it is a play on words
>>3542772She acts like a strict dom, but in reality she is just looking for the one person who can turn the tables on her.
>>3542527>"But moooom, why do you have to make sure you dress me up every day?">"Now dear, no son of mine is going to step out of the house in cargo shorts or a fedora! Sit still."
>>3542774>Have a birthday party for your mother celesitafeels.
>>3542774Noget dunked with your retarded fetish
>>3542527>Luna No sir, I'm not okay with this.Bitch wasn't around for 1000 years and NOW she wants to get to know me?
>>3542774Would you help your mother retrieve her wallet?
>>3542761Would you place your face between her regal ass cheeks and inhale her pungent bread scented farts?
>Rarity is your mom>she insists on making all your clothes>at school>the kids all laugh at you>"Oh look, it's anon.">"Hey anon, did your mommy make you some new school clothes?">"Pfffahaha you can't be serious, you mean they don't go out and buy clothes?">"Haha nope, they're poorfags. They can't afford to go out and buy him school clothes."
>>3542761>you will never go to Celestia after being awoken in the middle of the night by a bad dream>she will never give you a warm expression before magically lifting the covers and allowing you to slip in next to her>you will never fall asleep in her hooves, feeling safe and secure
>>3542801>AJMom Anon picks on RarityMom Anon>Ends up like Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, only less gay and their parents live
>>3542814>poorfag>clotheswith gems all over it
>>3542774oh god yesI would watch her eat every bite.
>>3542792>Mama's coming!
What did Luna use for sexual relief on the moon? I bet it was either a moon man or a moon rock.
>Fluttershy is your mom>Everyone makes fun of you
Would you watch fluttershy give your favorite pony a bath?
>>3542834SCRUNCH
>>3542834Every day.
>>3542831Nightmare Moon was on the moon, not Luna.DYEWTS?
>>3542832>she teaches you how to use "The Stare"
>>3542834yes, as i am infact looking at that picture
>>3542831She used the entire moon. That's why sometime the moon isn't visible at night.
Have I missed Tracy's promise for that trips-request?Tracy... that OC pony?THIS OC pony?
>>3542848>Implying Nightmare Moon isn't just Luna going through a gothic phase and giving herself a gothic name.
>>3542801Oh gosh, I would be the most dapper little kid ever.
Con permiso
Which pony most enjoys cervical stimulation?
>>3542527>living in the library basement at 25>"Anonymous when are you going to move out and get your cutie mark?"
>>3542864What the fuck are you talking about and why do I suddenly feel a rush of apathy in me?
>>3542834but FS is my favorite pony, unless you ask if I'd watch her taking a shower then yes
>>3542848Luna and NMM are the same pony.The only difference is her disposition.DYEWTS?
>>3542814>you run home crying to Rarity mom>she stays up all night making you the prettiest dress she's ever conceived>you wake up to find her still up putting the finishing touches on it. you put it on then she even styles your hair and does your makeup for you>you go to school looking hot as hell and everyone is jealous and sorry about what they said yesterday
Which pony would you want to slip into bed with at night and nuzzle with before falling asleep in her hooves, her face buried into your neck and her fuzz tickling you as she whispers "I love you"?
>>3542874I bet it's you
>>3542892>you are male
>>3542883The artist posted that image here last Friday, and the winning trips was "an orgy".
>>3542896Rainbow Dash.
>>3542896Must I pick just one?I want to romance them all.
>>3542902>I have no problem with thisWhat have you people done
>>3542896See: >>3542817
>>3542899>tfw i'm the slutty mareoh my
>>3542908polygamy is a sin
>>3542896Twilight Sparklethis will never happen ;_;
http://www.livestream.com/krabbshackIs he being bad on purpose? Even as a kid I was able to play better than he is right now?
>>3542885>Luna and NMM are the same pony.>Luna and NMM are the same pony.plz go and never come back until you actually watch first two episodes
>>3542822>Only less gay
>>3542902I'm the sexiest trap at my school.
>>3542926Yo nigga go watch Luna Eclipsed and get sum knowledge
>>3542920There's only room for one slutty mare in MLPG
>>3542926>>>/theshow/
>>3542883He is talking about ocean my good anon. Ocean of piss.Tracy is /mlp/ creation. Disputable awful OC which was supposed to be pastiche of copying and tracying yet it ended up... bad.
>>3542920What if the slutty mare was an elected position that had a six month term?
>>3542923Don't worry Anon. We're the chosen few, and we get to be ponies in Equestria after we die.
>>3542938>>3542926what the fuck are you talking about?NMM was just Luna corrupted
>>3542896
>>3542939I can outslut you any day.
>>3542946It's actually fun, the only good thing this board came up with
>>3542922Not at the same time, dummy.They just all have lots of potential for intimacy. So I don't get too exclusive in my fantasies.
>>3542959SLUTTY MARE FIGHT
LUNA CAN'T INTO NIGHTMARE MOON ANYMORESHE CAN LOOK LIKE HER BUT SHE CAN NO LONGER BE HER BECAUSE ELEMENTS OF HARMONYNIGHTMARE MOON IS DEADTWILIGHT SPARKLE KILLED HER
>>3542959Is that a challenge?
>>3542967TO THE MUD, NOW
>>3542967MAY THE BEST SLUT WIN
>>3542926>Luna gets mad that ponies sleep through the night>somehow that means she is a different ponyBrony pls go.Stop subscribing to Faust's headcanon when it is contradicted in the show.Go watch Luna Eclipsed, she can still appear exactly like NMM.It is just a cosmetic difference, Luna got over her mad.
>>3542946So my guess is the artist hasn't posted yet?
>>3542939>>3542959Both of you.Up on the table.There's only one way to settle this.
>>3542967
>>3542947Shouldn't it be 11 months?
>>3542926That's like Goku and Goku as a super saiyan are two different characters
>>3542967DID SOMEONE SAY "SLUTTY"?
>>3542989THIS
>>3542959>>3542973Ladies, ladies. Calm down. There's more than enough cock to go around for all of us.
>>3542960I despise it because of people who tried to force it at the very beginning instead of letting it flow, aiming jokes and be precise about responds.First time when I tried to get some info I had hard times with full on spam of recolors, traces, and badly "drawn" pictures of her.>>3542979I personally have no idea and don't give a fuck. Good luck with your search though.
>>3542989Or like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde are two different characters
>>3542972>fanon
>>3542920Open wide, honey. I've not masturbated for two days and I need to unload.
>>3542993Fuck the fuck off you knobgobbling shit shelf.
>>3542959>slutty mare olympics>stallion pleasing event, measured in liters>100 stallion dash>vaginal shot put
>>3542960>/mlp/ makes an oc>It ends up as a grimdork murderer poneYeah, that's fun. That's a good thing.Sometimes I wonder about you, anon.
>>3542996But I want all the cock for myself
>>3542983Why eleven? Is that the gestation period for horses?
>>3543000Watch the show more, brony.
>>3542938>>3542945>>3542955>>3542977>>3542989It is not the same pony retards. It is the same being but different character.No wonder most of the general don't like ep01-02 of s01, they just didn't even see them
>slutty mare fights
>tfw you're committing suicide on the off-chance that you get reborn in EquestriaJust gotta go pick up a tank of helium tomorrow.
>>3543013Don't we all, but if you want ANY cock, you're going to have to learn to share. You wouldn't want to know what happens to uppity mares that try to take more than their fair share.
>>3542993He's the beta stallion. All the stallions that can't get a mare and don't want to use a slutty mare use him.
>>3543031I remember the first slutty mare thread.
>>3543001>you will never be a slutty mare>you will never spend an afternoon draining a stallion's swollen balls>you will never only feel satisfied when his hot sperm is drooling from all three of your holes and painted thickly all over your rump and face
>>3543028> It is the same being but different character.So it's the same pony.Checkmate, atheists.
>>3543006>slutty mare- you only have to be there>slutty stallion- if you are not charming and don't lie about your perfect job you get nothingunfair
Protip: Lauren herself said Luna is the same character, just that she was being influenced by an outside evil.It's the same. Fucking. Character.
>>3543028>doesn't offer anything to support his unsubstantiated claims>"Y-you guys just don't watch the show!"
>>3543045A early March morning thread I believe it was.
>>3543051>three>not coming in your ears and nose
>>3542904>she's a bit fidgety at first, twisting back and forth in an attempt to find a comfortable position>she lets out a tiny gasp as you slip your hands around her tummy and pull her back up against your chest>after the initial shock, her body starts to relax, her weight shifting back to lean against you
>>3543065Remember the vidya talk we had in the same thread?
>>3543061Jesus, it's like I'm really in last summer
>you will never subject yourself to the stocks in the middle of a sunny afternoon, exposing your flank and dripping cunt to every single passing pony, begging to be ravaged
>>3543032>tfw i want to kill myself, but i don't trust any of the methods that people keep talking abouti'm sure cyanide hurts like hell
>>3543051> implying I'm satisfiedThe fuck kind of lightweight you take me for?
>your pony mom walks in on your fappingWhat do?
>>3543061Yeah. In the Jekyl and Hyde sence.Sicne there's a NMM toy now they'll probably do something related to her.
>>3543075No but I could probably find it in the archive because I remember making a specific deposit at the bank that morning.
>>3543085Go see a psychologist, anon.
drawing non-pone figures is kind of difficult
>>3543088Rape her
>>3543088She helps me out
>implying you guys could outslut meI bet you don't even have a PhD in sluttiness
>>3543096lol
>>3543078>you will never be rutted by countless stallions>you will never feel their viscous spunk mat your coat>you will never lose your mind to the hot stench of their virile seed
>>3543088>your pony mom walks in on your fapping>to herwat do
>>3543103I graduated Magna Cum Laude of my class.
>>3543123
Where did the sudden interest in Slutty mares come from?
>>3543088Feel ashamed of myself...
>>3543117>but most of all, you will never wish the Royal Guards ever find the key to the stocks that you actually jammed inside your doughnut-sized asshole
>>3543117>tfw taw is not writing slutty mare fics
>>3543061>It's the same. Fucking. Character.It is not the same character, autist. Watch the fucking show - TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTER. One pony/creature (well, a bit transformed, final form and what not).No need to be Faust to understand simple and obvious things.
>>3543139I kinda maybe sorta cornered someone in the back of the thread... I just figured I could use a little help and he um... Sort of got out of hand.
>>3543085Do the gas mask method, anon. I've checked and this one is true. It's what I'm doing.
>>3543151ok so...when NMM was defeated and destroyed, I'm pretty sure Luna appeared out of spontaneous generation.Yep, that must have been it
>MLPG competes about how gay it isNothing new here.
>>3543145Yeah. Thanks again for scaring him off, assholes.
>>3543151In Luna Eclipsed, she's standing around being Luna, then she realizes she needs to scare some kids, so boom- super saiyan NMM mode. Kids run off. Power down. Back to Luna.It's like Hulk/Bruce Banner.
>>3543172there is nothing gay about being the slutty mare anon
We need more main 6 mindbreaked into a slutty mare fics. darf's Twilight fic was great, but I need more if it.
>>3543165> evil possession purged> luna transformed back> NO SHE APPEARED FROM NOTHINGhow much retarded you can be? please go on...
>>3543172>wanting to be a female>gayBoy, you ain't ever seen MLPG being gay
>>3543144>doughnut-sized assholeI like where this is going. Do I have a bloated, heavy marecunt with inch-thick lips too?
>>3543184>not noticing the sarcasm
Why are you arguing about this?It's obvious that neither of you are going to change each other's minds any time soon.
>>3543088"Now what's a fine feller like you doing cooped up in here? Surely you've got a ladyfriend to romance by now, right?"
>>3543182Okay pal.By the way, who won the cock sucking contest?
>>3543160What do you mean?
>>3543201this isn't about opinionsI mean how the fuck can you say that Luna and NMM are different chracters? They are ONE, it's a FACT
>>3543179And we can see she take away artificial teeth.. it was just an illusion and this small addition was made so even most retarded viewers figure it out... guess some of them are way too retarded.
>>3543202NO mom. Girls don't like me.
>>3543204You did.
>>3543193A product of having twenty stallions running a maregina-only train on you.
>>3543178If you actually get bothered by a few things some anons say to you this place probably isn't for you.
>>3543202Like any girl would be interested in me.
Witness the birth of the Slutty Mare:http://arch.413chan.net/mlp387993.html#389225
>>3543151>the only difference offered up in the show is one is mad, seeking to make it night forever so ponies must appreciate itYour headcanon has to be based on that canon.A lot what you are claiming is bullshit.Luna is well aware what she did as her assumed role of NMM.Same person, same pony.
>>3543210...Hows about you and I get lost, and I'll show you~
>>3543211Asserting your interpretations as facts doesn't make you sound smarter.It's ambiguous. There is no factually correct answer.Get it right.
>>3543141Come on, Celestia wouldn't make you feel ashamed. If anything, she'd crack a joke about it to lighten up the mood.
>>3542294She's probably been holding it in all day, and finally taking a piss in the tub.
>>3543222>it's not anyone's fault only TAW's
It doesn't matter whether they're the same or not. Not one single bit.
>>3543219B-But I didn't even enter.This isn't right.
>>3543229> possessed> not in the right mind> same personalityYeah, sounds about right. You will be a good writer.
>>3543214>"Well, I'm a girl, and I like you just fine. Don't my opinion count for nothin'?"
>slutty mare competitionhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0kut3mRc7cT
>>3543231But I don't want to ERP fucking an infectious slutty mare. I might want to run the second part of the quest in that screencap if I find enough players before I find something better to do.
>>3543214> "Shoot, ya'll just need to get trussied up and present yourself! Tell ya what, I'll take ya with me to the barn social this weekend, we'll introduce ya to some fine girls right there!"Mom I don't really want to-> "I ain't really givin' you a choice, Anon."
>>3543262You're my mom, mom. You don't count. You'd love me even if I was the ugliest thing on earth.
>>3543251>faulti don't think you understand how things work here
>>3543259Yes, but everyone else entered.In your mouth.
>>3543259I've got an application and a rather impressive scorecard right here that says otherwise.
>>3543226>that feel when I actually contributed to that discussionOh God what have I done?
>>3543259You just don't remember. You nearly blew your brains out going for the gold.
>>3543262>don't my opinion matterYou're my mom, you're not supposed to be into me like they are.
>>3543265Plausible trap voice is plausibleMoan like you're being ravaged or GTFO
>>3543220Well that's good. It takes a nice, strong set of vaginal muscles to milk out every last drop of cum from a stallion, and having a plush set of lips to hug around their sheath as they unload is always appreciated. Hopefully they also enjoy the good soaking their balls get from my well-stuffed cunt spraying out slippery marejuices on every thrust.
>>3543251That's not what I said or what I was implying.
>>3543265shouldent her ass be pivoting to the left for her tail to be like that?
>>3543261>possessed>POSSESSEDTHE SHOW NEVER SAID THAT YOU AUTIST.STOP PROJECTING YOUR HEADCANON
>>3543271...I think I like this pony mom
>>3543265Vulapa Pls Go
>>3543290so FUNNY and RANDOM
>>3543270>Not wanting the favor returned
>>3543290Nobody cares, Microwave
Hi, MLPG!
>>3543236That isn't a slutty mare. That's a slutty anhtro OC.
>>3543211>I mean how the fuck can you say that Luna and NMM are different chracters? They are ONE, it's a FACT> it is the fact because iti s my headcanon and I say soyep, that's any time of the day MLPG right here
>>3543214>>3543225"Now lemme tell you summat. No son of the Apple family has ever failed to find the apple of his eye. Some may take longer than others, but that just makes the fruit all the sweeter. Now here's what I want you to do. I'm sending Big Mac into town later today with a cart of apples. You go with him, and if any filly catches your eye, well, worst you can do is try.So go on, get cleaned up and get ready."
>>3543278>>3543280>>3543283Maybe he's one of those were-sluts I've been hearing so much about. That'd explain everything.Anon, can you open your mouth for a sec? I'd just like to check something real quick.
>>3543317Uncle Big Mac?! Awesome!
>>3543271Please stop reminding me that my parents never cared about me.
>>3543306I would enjoy running the second part so I can get the ideas out of my mind and make room for new things rather than pretend to fuck away my humanity.
>>3543290Cazum here:Edit the names out next time, we don't want to start a circlejerk
if Luna wasn't the same pony then how does nightmare moon have control over the moon too?
>>3543088>"Just make sure to alternate or you'll end up looking like a hunchback. And don't slouch like that, it'll mess up your breathing.">"And remember to hydrate!">"My little man."
Streaming doodles!http://www.livestream.com/tesstimeWe ponifyin' Deedees up in here.
>>3539785 (it is inside the ded thread)Request: Pinkie showering.Meh, this didn't turn out as well as I hope. All that steam is to cover up for the sub-standard shading job. I don't think skipping the lineart step will work unless I change my drawing style completely. Still, the custom brushes I downloaded worked pretty well.Gotta work on that pool Fluttershy request tomorrow.
>>3543317I hate parents that live their failed lives through their children.
>>3543310Hi, anon!What's good
>>3543313>Pinkie and Pinkamena are two different characters>you can tell because they have different hair and different names>I watch the show
>>3543341but how else will you guys get ATTENTION
>>3543344>"Come on, you can do better than that! Fap like you mean it!">"M-Mom, do you mind?"
>>3543350Do you even read?
>>3543340You always were the strong one, weren't you?
>>3543349Hey, anon, would you be interested to draw NMM? You already drew awesome Celestia and Luna, would be nice to see epic (sic!) Nightmare pone from you. She does not get enough love.
>>3543347Tess are you doing porn?
>>3542743>Implying the vagina is a vital organ
>>3543292It also lets you hold them there until your vaginal thirst has been slaked.
>>3543287Will give it a shot.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bBs180oB2f
>>35433672stonk4you
lel dicks XDDDDD
>>3543358>Implying Pinkie becoming Pinkamena when she's sad isn't just fanonThere was a shitstorm on Ponychan when the episode with the Smile song aired because she was "sad and lonely" at one point but her hair was still poofy instead of being flat.
>>3543373>Rarity's vagina keeps her body functioning>She never complains, just seeks out her next partner>Everyone calls her a slut, nobody understands>Some nights you can catch a tear welling from her eye as she prances around on top of the table
A balance between criticism and praise keeps MLPG from descending into pure raging fanboyism / circlejerk.
>>3543391are they in a tub filled with semen?
>search cadence on paheal>the only result, this, loads automatically
Holy shit it's the middle of the day people how are we so dead
>>3543432No, water, clean water.
>>3543425What part of this seems "balanced" to you?
>>3543436HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>3543411>if only they could understand her curse>if only they knew what had happened to her that night in Trotsylvania>if only they believed if the legend of the vaginapire
>>3543436it's Cadance you silly
I can't stop masturbating to scootaloo guysplease help
>>3543436Try "Princess_Cadence".
>>3543388Now tits or gtfo
>>3543436My fucking sides
>>3543439We aren't that dead.
>>3543440>2 filthy horses in a bathtub>clean water
>>3543436princess_Cadence
>>3543448One of usOne of usOne of us
>>3543403>Luna being different from Nightmare Moon isn't based on the fanon assumption of possession>despite telling you right in the show that she was mad people didn't appreciate the night
>>3543349Was worth the wait. Thanks again for taking my request!
>>3543436>Going to paheal>Not the vastly superior rule34.xxx
>>3543453I'm a guy.
>>3543386>stallion thrusts deep into you and starts cumming>your powerful vaginal muscles grip him tightly so he can't pull out>they also milk his length, drawing out more of his gooey spunk>you cry out and beg him to fill you>he has no choice, your rippling walls rendering him unable to do anything but spray more of his viscous seed into your swelling womboh god yes
>>3543448post what you are masturbating to.
>>3543448No_
>>3543355Dammit anon you piece of shit I asked you a question the least you can do is answer
>>3543440Water and vaginal fluids
>>3543486Excuse me, I need to go get some ice cubes going.
>>3543492
>>3543445Would you help her, Anon?Would you help her in her deepest hour of need?As she sobs, the mandibles protruding from her vagina growing ever larger, an unearthly screech resounding from it as it takes control?It's been so long since she's fed, she says. If she doesn't feed it, it will devour entire stallions until it's satisfied.Would feed her, Anon?
>>3543516scootaloo why did you put an aerosol can in your buttthat doesn't even make any sense
>>3543486>it's not enough>you tell him to give you more and he tells you he's spent>you squeeze harder tell him he better give you more before the stallion in line behind him gets impatient
Are you guys going to get entertaining soon?
>>3543492nah>>3543497ew human
>>3543533>the slutmare slowly turns into a dominant hungry one
>>3543542What kind of question is this?
>>3543521No. I would drive a wooden steak straight into her vagina and slay the beast once and for all.
>>3543542Only after you leave.Why do you think we're doing this?Can't you take a hint?
>>3543533>you tell the stallion behind him to fill him up so he can fill you up
braeburned cannot into anatomy.
> I want to be a cool guy and draw concept art some day> what is a portfolio screw it I will draw creepy and weird anthro shitsome people...
>>3543547pls
>>3543556An appropiate question
>>3543567The true spirit of QUALITY
>>3543565THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
>>3543571In the real world, most people don't see walking animals as "creepy and weird anthro shit", Anon.
>>3543516
>>3543591What kind of reaction is that?
>>3543591Whatsamadda, pussi boi? Don't appreciate miss Fartaloo?
>>3543597
>>3543608>appreciating farts
>>3543609Who is that kid anyways?
>>3543552>>3543565>the flow of stallions slow down when they realize what will happen if they can't fill you enough>the upside is that only the strongest and most virile stallions come to use you>some stallions hang around in the town square in the town square despite having no interest in you whatsoever>they spend their days waiting for a foolish tourist or a foolish, younger stallion that mistakenly thinks he has what it takes
I want to see Applejack play a rousing game of Harvest Moon
>>3543591You see, it's all part of the "plan"
>>3543567At least he is doing more females.
>>3543567He hasn't been here in a while. Did he get chased off or just lose interest?
>>3543552I prefer the slutty mare being in complete control of the situation, her gulping winks physically preventing the stallion hilted in her from doing anything but cumming as hard as he can. He's stuck and completely under her control. But the twist is that in her mind she's begging him to fill her up, thinking that he's ravishing her and using her body to satisfy his own unending lusts.
epic mafia?
>>3543560Rarity sobs as the blood pools from her vagina. But through her tears, she thanks you.It... couldn't have really ended any other way. She sees that now.She was just too much of a coward, before.She thanks you, one last time, her voice growing weak as the life fades from her.And then she speaks no more.
>>3543628I laughed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQK7KSTQfawdicuss
>>3543650>dicuss
>>3543609
>>3543634probably the latter. we aren't circlejerky enough for him
>>3543634Braeburned hung around here? Huh, never knew that.His tumblr has all the evidence of pure bronydom.
>you will never be there to comfort your favorite pony when she cries
>>3542925He really is awful
> the shit artist who came up with concept art for Chrysalis posts on her Twitter and tumblrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYEY84G23M&feature=player_embedded
>>3543669He just kinda showed up for a while, drew a bit, then hasn't been around in a while.
>>3543669He came around once or twice. Even did some draw requests.
>>3543669Yeah, mostly in night threads. He drew a few things. I think he came in because of Dovne/Hops.
>>3543672>She cries herself to sleep every night from her loneliness>She cries every night because you're not there>Why aren't you there Anon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXpItLY-IY
>>3543672>this feel
>>3543672Jokes on you, I'm funneling millions into VR technology for my exclusive use.
>>3543643>you have killed the vaginapire matriarch and freed the town from her curse>or have you?
>>3543707
>>3543707>yoshi noseclosed the tab
>>3543680>calling Rebecca Dart a shit artistwhat is wrong with you
>>3542925>join>27 stars in 1:15:00YES YOU ARE RIGHT
>>3543639What happens when the Slutty Mare meets the Suave Stallion?
>>3543717Nope. The stake must be carved from an ancient oaken table
>dat adulteryis tehre any more comics/stories?
>>3543701>she crawls into bed every night and grabs a pillow>she folds it up, just like she imagines how you would feel>sometimes she dreams of you, and in the haze of waking imagines you are with her, if only for a moment
>>3543743>not a blessed silver dragon dildo
So any other people plan on getting high tonight? I'm on cocaine.
>/v/
>>3543747That took too much panels.
ARE YOU READY FOR NEW BREAKING BAD?
>>3543780Nobody fucking cares
>>3543391Is Twilight sniffing Pinkie's farts?
>>3543771That's how you kill a wereslut. Zombie stallions are tricky because you have to shoot them in the head.
>>3543793new what
>>3543795No.
>>3543771I tried dragon dildos last week, shit reflex was to strong to climax ;_;
>>3543795She is going to clean her butt.
>>3543798Which head?
>>3543806Did you not try something a little... Cheaper first?
But when I say that one little white pony is a slut...well then everyone loses their minds!
>>3543751anon plsplspls
>>3543747The first three panels were actually kinda funny.And then you inevitably beefed it. This kind of joke is old, drawn out, contrived, unfunny, and unoriginal.
>>3543680>implying shit artist
rump and pussy covered in pony cum, but still no cutie mark...
>>3543751>She savors those fleeting moments, even though they're bittersweet>Those moments that just feel so... real>She knows that someday, somehow, you will be together>She'll always have you in that special place in her heart
>>3543806You have to be in the moodImaging Big Mac thrusting you hard
>>3543751>sometimes she dreams of you, and in the haze of waking imagines you are with her, if only for a momentToo close to home, anonpls stop
>>3543819The flared penis head
>>3543811By rimming her?
>>3543848Im not gay.
>>3543819Guess.
>>3543836adultery is a joke? er?
>>3543861
>>3543836>beefed itsorry that belongs to mic only.
>>3543885And guys who fuck up in epic mafia
>>3543861Yes.
Made the comic better.
>>3543882Twilight you're a smart ponywhy are you licking another girl's buttthat's not something smart ponies should doyou should be ashamed
>>3543885I dunno, I think Rose owns that word now.
>unironically going to bronycon
>>3543882I wish I could be there to muffle Pinkie's moans with my cock.
>>3543925> ironically doing anything
>>3543912>that's not something smart ponies should do>implying
>>3543846>tfw you believe in the multiverse theory>tfw there could be a universe in which cute talking horses exist>tfw one of them could be wishing she had a human to love, like on her TV show
>>3543747Hah nice
>>3543907yeah. the extra panels were kinda unnecessary but then again it was an NTR kind of comic so i see what he did there.
>>3543927>she accidentally swallows you whole
>>3543927So does she, Anon.
>>3543882Why is her horn behind her hair?Or is that her other ear? If so, why doesn't she have a horn?
>>3543955>implying that would be physically possible without magic
>>3543925>doing things ironically
>>3543846;_;
>>3543955>there are people who get off to this
>>3543941No, smart ponies should be focused on books and careersNot rimming other girls
>>3543967Its Pinkie, she doesn't have to explain shie
>>3543974Smart ponies would focus on books while rimming their partner
>>3543980You're right, she has swallowed whole some pretty huge things even in the show.
>>3543974smart ponies know that a thorough rimjob every so often is an important part of staying in good health and good spirits
>>3543955>she uses you to prank Nurse Redheart>once she starts examining Pinkie to try and find the cause of her upset stomach you pop out of her mouth and boop the nurse's nose
>>3543955Then I could stick my cock out her asshole, and make Twilight lick it.
>>3544010>you burst through her stomach like an alien>you accidentally kill Pinkie
Any other comic ideas? the cakes one was actually an anons idea here.
>Get swallowed by Pinkie Pie>You hug her from the inside>You reverse kiss her>She is forever your lover, and your home
>>3544010While you're in there, would you be fucking Pinkie's esophagus from below? Or her pyloric sphincter?
>>3544017Posts like this are why I come to this thread.
>>3544021>"Ha...ha...ha" she barely whispers. "It was totally worth it"
>>3543942> tfw we're their TV show> But that would be so... boring...> tfw you realize they cut a lot of stuff out> tfw you realize they do the same thing for ponies> most of Twilight's days are spent indoors reading> sometimes she hangs out with friends exactly the same way you hang out with your friends> In her first 365 days in Ponyville, only about 26 of those days were really worth mentioning
>>3544023Caramel raping Derpy.
Whatcha listenin to?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM
>>3544017>cocks coming out of assholesWHAT IS THIS ERUPTION IN MY PANTS
>>3544017Not sliding out of Pinkie's asshole and into Twilight's stomach like one huge waterslide
>>3544065>>3544023Or how about just "Derpy's first time"
>>3544023Did you ever finish the rarijack comic?>>3544065NTSTSTSTST pls.
>>3544023Spike massaging Rarity's horn. "Twilight makes me do it all the time!"
>all the images in ponibooru are now locked>ie, you can see the thumbnails, but good luck with the actual size imagesit begins17th August soon
>>3544023RumblexTwins /ss/
I drew Derpy as Bob Ross
>>3544023>>3544100This
>>3544056>the laughter of others at the good prank brings her back to life>>3544041If you are going to do that you might as well wait for a pony then stick it in the other pony's mouth.
>>3544102Fantastic!
Feels all over the fucking place.
>>3544100this pls
>>3544023Thunderlane/Blossomforth
>>3544064I've always imagined each season taking about a year considering all the times they rebuild ponyville and the seasons change
what if futa mane six became overwhelmed by their new urges and fucked spike
>>3544102Haha I love it
>>3544102As always, Bob Ross is an [inspiration] to people.
>>3544135jokingly right?
>>3544023>>3544131Or better yet, Thunderlane x Flitter/Cloudchaser incest.
>>3544095Oh well, derpiboo.ru is better anyway.
>>3544135then I guess they loose a friendlike, permenently
>>3544135http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/884785#search=Spike
>>3544017Reverse buttsex.
>>3544023Rainbow Dash climbing a wall of dicksDASHIE DASHIE BASARA BASARA
>>3544185>Implying Spike wouldn't enjoy it immensely
>>3544064>tfw you would enjoy watching a pone version of The Truman Show
>>3544135Would they overwhelm him and cause him to become the slutty dragon?
>>3544199>..."what does it mean">"To stop being a cunt"
>>3544196Isn't there a colored version of this? I seem to recall seeing one at some point.
>>3544223>you will never be overwhelmed by the mane 6 and become the slutty dragon
>>3544135Is it that time again?
>>3544223Males can't be slutty, just successful.
>>3544223Keep going.
>>3544185>looseI'd expect so
>>3544069I [love] it.
>>3544158Saved this so fucking hard you can't even begin to fathomBorrow my brain and you'll be like "Dude can't handle it"
UNF
Anyone else love the feeling of sticking a 9 volt battery on your tongue?
>>3544183It's slightly irritatign because every image on page 1 is accesible jsut finebut you go back like a month and ponibooru is all noooo we're shuttign down you can't have images to make sure they are uploaded elsewhere
>tfw ever since ERPing about being forced to swallow Rarity's Horse Semen I can't fap to normal porn
>>3544305Just download the torrents.
>>3544264Ba dum tss.
>>3544322Cap that shit and link itBoner needs it
>>3544294>not attaching a car battery to your genitalia
>>3543704Isnt that every night?
>>3544242would you be the slutty dragon
>>3544294Can't say that I do, anon. When I was a kid I did put little button cells on my tongue though. Who knew electricity tasted sour.
>>3544100hmm its kinda shota though, but still.>>3544199made me laugh, kudos.
>>3544338Does that feel good?
>>3544158
>>3544069http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGpZt3tTp1k
>>3544346Yes, except I wouldn't really be slutty because I'd be male.
>>3544331Already linked before, but here you go: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/Rarity.html
>>3544352>hmm its kinda shotaWell yeah, that's what /ss/ is
>>3544294Yup. My favorite part of batteries is testing them.
>>3544356Surprisingly, yes.
>>3544356Only one way to find out. You guys were right about the ice cubes and bananas.
>>3544352pls tiarayou can even make him older if you want to.
>>3544371Where did you even do this?
>>3544350That was battery acid.You were tasting battery acid.
>>3544023make something about Rarity cleaning her asshole
>>3544396I'm glad you like icecubes too. What if icecubes was part of the agenda for the first MLPGcon?
>>3544383>>3544399i still kinda need a plot for it.
>that feel when watching your favorite pony lay around the house live on the Pony Truman Show and she just tooted
>>3544102
>>3544251>implications
>>3544412I'd win the medal for most ice cubes taken
>we will never get quintsthank god.
>>3544396I still haven't tried the bananas.
>>3544414They go to cheer him on at his first race. He wins, they "congratulate" him.
roll
>>3544441Nor I, I was going too once but it was too old and the peel fell apart ;_;
>>3544417>tfw you could be on the Truman Show>tfw you masturbate frequently with dragon dildos
>>3544412>go to MLPGcon>arrive with a ton of horsecock dildos, bunches of bananas and loads of icecubes>tonight, we're all the slutty mare
Tell me, has the boat sunken into the piss yet?
>>3544459We need someone to be the strong, sexy stallion who makes us his slutty mares over and over.I think we might still have a few who'd be up for the task around here.
>>3544454Banana gerontophilia...
>>3544455I thought about that the other day, you know. I remembered how they would pan out if truman has sex or faps, and I laughed at the thought of them doing the artistic pan out like twice a day for me.
>>3544472No John, you are the piss!
>>3544455>You get it out>Stock sound of audience gasping>Pulling down your pants>Cut to commercial
>>3544433sauce?
>>3544446>they "congratulate" him by raping him>man cant get raped>hes not left broken as they walk away laughing
>>3544488unf
>>3544488Its funny when a woman rapes a man!
>>3544473>everyone wants to be the slutty mare>you walk into MLPGcon only to see everyone strapped to the table, wimpering, moaning trying to get themselves off with the straps attached to them
>>3544488no more sad pls. PLS NO MORE SAD.
>>3544486>you must have a gold subscription to access this material
>>3544441It doesn't work very well. The peel will just split and turn to mush.
>>3544473JrHis voice is enough to allow me to imagine that he has a monstrous cock
>>3544488What I really meant was he just won a big race so the testosterone would be pumping. And of course they dressed up nice to cheer on their old friend in his first race. And after seeing all athletic they start thinking about him in certain ways.
>>3544516fuck no
>>3544534So do you put your dick IN the peel, or do you wrap it around your wing-wang-whacker?Like, wouldn't you just keep hitting the end of the banana?
>>3544446>>3544488Man, just makes me want to see femRumble and maleTwins already.
>>3544023How about a comic about the little artist who could?
>>3544534>the peel will splitWhat do you to, like, eat the banana with a spoon and then try to fuck the peel? I couldn't hope to get a whole peel around my dick but I still enjoy it.
>>3544570Get a banana that will fit your cockFeel free to whip it out at the grocery store to compare
>>3544574But guy twins arent sexy lesbian horses!
>>3544516>MLPGconYou'll walk down a stone corridor past bare torches, occasionally hearing the sound of insane people screaming in the distance, and a burly man in an executioners mask and no shirt will check your ticket and shove you into the barely lit and seemingly empty convention hall.You'll walk forward, and deformed hunchbacks will come out, slavering and making noises. One of them, a blond with a big tumor on his forehead, will walk forward, point a quivering finger at you and say...
>MLPG>masturbatory tips general
>>3544574>male twins DP femRumble
>>3544606Hell no
>>3544586That's what I did and the peel just split when I tried to stick my dick in it. Should have used a bigger banana.
>>3544580who?
>>3544589>tfw peels are never wide enough
>>3544593>implying sexy gay horses isn't just as good
>>3544598>"Fuck you Sentenal"
>>3544612Homo.
>>3544598">rape"
>>3544589>tfw banana is never long enough>tfw I'm not kidding about wanting a smaller dick so I can try thisIt's a fucking pain
>>3544570>>3544613>>3544615Peel it and eat it as usual. Put it over you dick, length-wise. You only need the peel to be on your dick where your grip is. It's awkward the first few times but you get the hang of it. Come on you guys, it's not like a fleshlight, you can't really stick your whole dick in an intact peel.
What is this about ice cubes and bananas?I'm curious
>>3544346oh my god what happen to pinkie's lip?
>>3544656Wouldn't it be really cold?
>>3544645Don't put it in all the way.You can't fuck the banana, make gentle love to it.
>>3544656I can
>>3544623It's happening again, isn't it?
>>3544670It warms up
>>3544663Sticking icecubes up your ass and fucking banana peels.
>>3544670Nuke it for 2 seconds if you really want to. It warms up in 3 strokes or so.
>>3544686why the fuck would I insert cubes in my ass?Might try the banana one though
>>3544593>>3544606>>3544612>>3544622>>3544638No, see, a lot of teenage girls get into the yaoi stuff, right? So let's say femRumble gets her jollies off to seeing the Twins get on with their bad selves. And once she's all hot and excited, she sandwiches herself in between them and they rub their dicks together inside of her (double vag).
>>3544623*inhales deeply*>Hmmmmm, you smell guud.
>>3544684Enjoy your scalded dick
>>3544700I like this idea.
>>3544700She is too small for two dicks in her vagina.
>>3544696Because it feels like a dick in your ass. And when it starts melting and leaking out you can pretend to be the slutty mare filled to the brim with pony semen.
>>3544706*wwalks into con*
>>3544700>Double vag>Pony cocksAnon have you ever tried to stretch a vagina?
>>3544696>why the fuck would I insert cubes in my ass?Because you're a sub motherfucker like me who gets off an the humiliation of have a stuffed, numb ass and then having an overwhelming urge to vacate afterwards.
>>3544728ok so that one isn't for me then
>>3544730We've all stretched a vagina at least once on our birthday.
>>3544700I like it but she's too small. How about just vag and ass? Maybe throw in an ahego face?
>>3544746I haven't ;_;
>>3544740How do you know if you haven't tried?
>>3544700>Scootalad commits suicide after he walks in on the scene
This ice cube and banana thing sounds deviant enough for me to want to try it.
>>3544749>>3544700>not spitroastDO YOU FUCKING EVEN?
>Romancing the Banana>By: MLPG
>>3544746Well common medical protocol for that is to just cut into the bottom of the vagina, into the taint, essentially making the vagina and anus into one larger hole for the child to slide out of.
>>3544623What tortures would you inflict on sentenal?
>>3544756birthing
>>3544711tonight you
>>3544756You were delivered by C-section?
>>3544767I don't think any of us do both at the same time. Could be wrong though.
>>3544767You could shove ice cubes up your ass, connect a car battery to your balls and then fuck a microwaved banana peel.
>>3544776 Cesarean
>>3544782>>3544776no, I just didn't realize what he was talking about. I thought he meant birthday sex.
>>3544782Yes
>>3544765>all he leaves is a short note>"Why wasn't I enough?"
>>3544774None, he's a cool guy.
>>3544756>>3544782...You, ah, wouldn't happen to be in command of a Scottish army, would you?
>>3544774none
>>3544797ouch.
>>3544799Really? So that wasn't him insulting the archive?
>>3544771>tfw you made the pyramid with a friend and a really slutty girl once>we couldnt see eye to eye for a week
>>3544771I remember I knew a girl once who asked me what a spitroast was.I made her split her sides by describing the option of rotating the girl.
>>3544774I have nothing against sentenal, but I would love to create a "nightmare" thread that is somehow a pain to sort and archive and watch him have a go at it.
>>3544820>making eye contact with your fellow man while Eifel ToweringBIG MISTAKE ANON
>>3544791>>3544796>being not of woman born
>>3544799>Sentenal>coolFar from it. He's a nice guy, sure, and he means well, but he's not cool
>>3544820didnt want to reawaken any latent homoerotic feeling for each other that you discovered that night?
>>3544820>no high-fivesDO YOU EVEN?
>>3544845>humankin, woman born!
>tfw no gf
>>3544845>Not emerging from your father's forehead.
>>3544820Yeah, most of my friends wouldn't want to look me in the eye after fucking my ass or mouth
>>3544837What would be in it? He's going through the entire archive based on his posts in Steam, what can you come up for him?
>>3544849The high five started the pyramid. We just kept the hands there. Looking back, that was pretty gay actually. He held on so fucking tight he made the back of my hand bleed>>3544839>>3544848S-shut up!
>>3544856Bananas are cheap and healthy for you. Plus, you can imagine it being Celestia's glorious ass with no repercussions.
>>3544856new episodes august 10th
>>3544857Athena pls
>>3544868>He's going through the entire archive based on his posts in Steam,He's been saying this in the thread for over a week
>>3544857>not torn from his thigh
I was abroad with a friend last week this happened>Him: Can I ask you a question?>Me: Why do I get the feeling this will be something I disapprove of?>Him: Ha! No, just... have you ever fapped to yourself?>Me: Well yeah, of course I have.>Him: I fucking know right! High five!It was just so random. A few days earlier he'd said "If we were fuckbuddies we'd have something to do". I think he's gay for me, MLPG, what do I do?
>>3544886Dionysus pls
>>3544887Fuck him. It's what any good friend would do.
>>3544887You fapped to yourself?
>Creaking footsteps on the approach bring you out of contemplation. They grow louder and closer, and soon a light passes by your door. A long, silent moment passes, and then the old door to your guest room very slowly begins to swing open.>"Hello? Who is it? I'm not well-versed in Equestrian customs, but where' I'm from it's polite to knock, even if it is your house"Lost it
>>3544857>Not coming from a beaker
>>3544887have sex with him, obviously
>>3544878now THERE was one hot goddess. Wisdom, mathematics, justice, strategy, metalwork, that woman had brains!
>>3544887Let him give you a blowieYou might find you don't care how gay it is and you can go furtherIf not, you got a blowjob.
>>3544897Of course I have. I'm the only man I'm sexually attracted to.
>>3544898Yeah, I could not into some of the intricacies of writing.Just wait until I imply he's nearly coming way to soon, and my counterpart skillfully recovers from that.
>on /b/I know I know... what was I expecting?>Find a thread where they are going after some random pornstar>"we're doing it for the lulz if you don't like you can gtfo" (actual quote)>trying to contact her entire family and publicly shame her>Real quote: "This is what they mean when they say that Anonymous is the final boss of the internet!"...why? They're just being dicks for the sake of being dicks. Remember when /b/ would go after people who abused cats and tried to bring them to justice? Instead of just attacking random people because they could? How old are they? I can't picture them as anything but weak losers who get a sense of power by attacking people on the internet. Just weak pathetic people.
>>3544921>being sexually attracted to yourself
>>3544927>...why? They're just being dicks for the sake of being dicks. Remember when /b/ would go after people who abused cats and tried to bring them to justice? Instead of just attacking random people because they could? >/b/>about justice>ever
>>3544927Fuck off moralfag.
>>3544887You know you can totally get a blowjob from him or fuck him in the ass and you'd still be fine. It's not gay, its an opportunity.
Dee Dee and Dee Dee pones.
>>3544930I can't help it, I'm just hot.
>>3544937I don't know what Im looking at.
>>3544925How the hell did you two even initiate this?
I ship Jim and Pam
>>3544857>not being born from a dismembered cockPlease bitch, get on my level. I was the ORIGINAL slutty mare.
>>3544934>caring if something is gay or not. 20th century ethics, plz go.
>>3544937haha, i didnt think you were actually going to draw it
>>3544953Dee Dee and Dee Dee from Batman Beyond.And they are pones.
>>3544933>anonymous is legion!>I'm a hardcore anarchist hacker. Don't mess with me!
>>3544953The two clown chicks from Return of the Joke ponified.
>>3544973I dont know why Im seeing this.
>>3544965I couldn't care less, but the initial Anon seemed like his friend being gay for him was a problem somehow.
>>3544952
>>3544887You wouldn't happen to have a willing younger female friend willing to watch before joining in, would you?
>>3544960Aphrodite/Venus, pls go.>captcha Geld teutesnSome quirk of fate, that.
>>3544937nice.where's the porn?
>>3544932They did go after some people who attacked cats and puppies before.
>>3544992the idea came up while tess streamed return of the joker
>>3544937Is that from that Batman Beyond movie? Fuck I loved that show.
>>3544937tess, why are you not drawing more delicious pony buttholes?
>>3545017yes
>>3545017>Is that from that Batman Beyond movie? Yes.
>>3544955dead thread, started sexy timing, ended up on an IRC. Didn't really pan out but he private messaged me before everybody left.
>>3544996It's just not something I'm into. I only like women, myself, ponies and ghosts.
>>3545056How is lying to myself going to help? If something is shit, I should face that and know how to do it better.
Your favorite pony is now a gym leader in a Pokémon game. What type will they use?
>>3545031>>3545039I haven't seen it in so long...Best alt. costume in Arkham City by far
>>3545061>ghosts.
>>3545056That's a lie. I've done some really stupid shit.
>>3545066>ApplejackGROUND TYPE
>>3544937That Dee-Dee has seen some shit
>>3545066>playing pokemon>not playing the superior Digimon world 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwTKp6g96rI
>>3545056>its always going to look nicebut that is blatantly untrue
So... shota is illegal on derpibooru.. but fluffy abuse is not? What a world.
Of all the fucking fetishes MLPG's given me...
>>3545041I would ERP with you any timeSexually
>>3545066Earth and Grass types. And one Sudowoodo that she swears grows apples.
>>3544937Tess.You should draw more of Dexter's lab DeeDee.She looks pleasantly insane.
>>3545030Because what kind of weirdo likes (nearly) anatomically correct pony butt holes?>>3545067>Best alt. costume>not Year One
>>3545061Close your eyes and his mouth feels like any other, anon
Petition moot to bring unique ID to /mlp/Imagine: The ability to easily filter Ross. He could only partially get around that I think. It would take time. And he'd be filtered again right afterwards. It's our best shot of getting rid of him!
>>3545073There is a criminal lack of ghost-themed porn.
>>3545092invisible genitals seems like a hard thing to get off to
>>3545066>Twilight SparklePsychic types only
>>3545066You are now aware that Sweetie Belle is a clefairy.
>>3545091One's of questionable and ostracized legal status, the other (mostly) isn't.You do the math.
>>3545116I thought she was punching him in the gut
>>3545066>sweetieum, normal type i guess
>>3544898Wait, I just got here, what's this from?
>>3545102But.... the horns are so short! It goes:Beyond>Neal Adams>TDKR>Year One>Earth One> Sinestro> Animated
>>3545127>making love vs murder and death>murder and death acceptableretarded.jpg
>>3545143>>3544371
>>3545108But then people would be able to tell that it's me when I'm shitposting and when I'm not
>>3545125>not a Jigglypuffshe even loves to sing.
>>3545066APPLE TYPEI guess ground/water/fighting
How it was that fic of CadancexSA, RPing as Twilight?
>>3545108BUT THEN I CANT SAMEFAG
>>3545154>But then people would be able to tell that it's me when I'm shitposting and when I'm notIT WILL ALSO REDUCE SHIT POSTINGThere are no downsides to Unique ID. It keeps anonymous, but also reduces the shit posting. It's the best of both worlds.
>>3545116You'd think so, right? I don't even understand the appeal, but I don't question it.
>Rarity>Mr. Mime>Mr. Mime>Mr. Mime>Mr. Mime>Mr. Mime>Entai
{~ I bounce towards the park several white and black bags in tow. ~~ The sun is barely starting to rise, on another glorious day peaking on the hills of the countryside to the far west. ~}["And to think I thought you were excited BEFORE we got in the store," I chuckle playfully. I carry my own hefty saddlebag and follow your merry skipping.]{I hop past the gates and look for a suitable spot to sit. "Well I've never actually been inside a toy shop!"}[I blush and rub the back of my mane, remembering the relative embarrassment of your giddy choosing and purchasing process but smile nonetheless."I'm glad you were excited, I'd by lying if I said I wasn't." I reply quieter.]{"I'm surprised, you even went in with me!" I find a small hilll near the center of the park and settle down on top of it, spreading down a blanket before.}
>>3545178what if I want to express a dissenting opinion?
>>3545171>implying that's a bad thing
>>3545108Hey anon,That doesn't solve anything.Don't suggest that again.
>>3545108you may not always like or agree with every poster on mlpg, but everyone here is a colorful character, and it takes all of us together to make up this brilliant rainbow. i wouldn't ever filter any of you, even the ones i strongly disagree with. you're all special and i wouldn't have it any other way.i love you all.
[I smile, admiring your cheery attitude as you quickly set up and lay down, blushing for a reason other than the midsummer sun, "So... What's our appetizer?" I ask lustily.]{I search through the large bags and find something I picked up discreetly. It set down a bottle of blueberry flavored 'Slippery Stuff. " and a small black plug in front of you. "How does this sound?"}[I bite my lip and turn to you, "These'll work just fine." I whisper as I trot up to you and press you onto your back in the center of the blanket, rubbing your tiny belly idly. I look around to see if anyone is nearby.]{I giggle happily, magically prepping the toy. " You know you want somepony to watch." I notice your constant checking between snorts, and lick a little of the lube tasting it.}[I blush and come back down to your level, placing my muzzle inches from yours before coming back to your hind hooves holding the bottle and giggle."Ready?"]
>>3545180Is there a set of these? Care to dump or link?
>>3545186>Rarity >Not a team of Gardevoir for their beautiful dresses
>>3545155>Sweetie even sings a lullabyOh wow, it really fits
{I nod, moving my tail away from my nethers, blushing in the process. The red lashing leaves a burn then travels from my face down my body, settling as a buzzing tingling from my puffy folds.}[I lick my lips at the sight of your unabashed slit and undo the top of the container with magic, slowly tilting it down so the first drops land on your cream skin on your groin. "I can see why you got this one, Snowy." I muse, dripping slowly.]{The sensation of the warming tingling lube on my body causes me to shiver a little, I wiggle closer to you, my little teats becoming erect and pert. "Why is that?" I ask rhetorically.}[I can't help but notice my tip grow out of my sheath from the corner of my eye as the rivulets of lube slide down the folds in and around your plump pussy, "Because I love the taste of blueberries." I whisper and give your tit a tentative brush of my tongue.]{I giggle at your light brushings and start the rub the dripping toy on your backside, slowly pushing, prodding and rubbing.}
>>3545180... na, I feel like there's something missing, it's like leaving thins to imagination which ruins the purpose of the drawing...
>>3545194Why would that stop you?
>>3545199>Not samefagging.What kind of faggot are you?
>>3545102>>3545102>not liking anatomically correct pony butt holestess i am disappoint
[I blush and my legs weaken a bit as your press the black plug against me and I better position myself so that we're more accessible. "I like the way you think..."]{I spread my folds for you to see and smile, slowly pushing and pulling the plug in and out of you"Why don't you give me a taste"}["With that voice... There's no way I can say no." I whisper, craning my neck down and give your quivering slit a long lick from the bottom of the length to your perky clit, stopping momentarily to circle it with my tongue and watch your reaction. The rush of flavour of your juices and the blueberries make my cheeks burn.]{I jerk slightly as you give my slit much needed attention, I arch my back up towards you and magically press the plug into you, watching your face contort a little as I do it. "How does it taste?" I say in a steering manner.}[I close my eyes and grit my teeth a moment, inches away from your drenched nethers and gaso instantly from the insertion of the thick plug. "It's-mmm... Amazing." I rasp and continue licking up the fluid a bit deeper into your folds, always sure to give your clit extra attention and flick it with the tip of my tongue, taking great pleasure in each squeal.]
>>3545206>not having a Beautifly or Butterfree>and one Red Gyarados
>>3545127Well, at least for the UK, fluffy pony abuse/rape stuff would be as explicitly illegal as shota/loli images.In America, of course, it's all fine (though loli/shota stuff could be cause for further searches).
>>3545202>It takes all kinds of fruits to make fruit cup
>>3545101okay>>3545150Short ears can be just as cool as long ears if done nicely.Year One is no exception.Also dat cape animation. Unf.
{I whine and whimper as your lick me, I push your face towards my nethers and arch myself forward a little and suck on the tip of your horn, making sure to use my tongue to better pleasure your horn. My little body starts to reach orgasm quickly, my body starts to shake.}[Spreading your lower lips with my hooves I shiver from the doubled pleasures as I lap up your sweet fluids. I fully open my muzzle and wrap it around your dripping slit, eager to not lose a drop while milking your orgasm by harshly playing with your clit like a piece of candy.]{I grind my hips against you pushing you deeper into me, my heavy breathing lightly musing your hair. I lick your horn tentatively making sure to to pleasure it like I would my own.}[I flex my plot as I draw nearer my own orgasm and reluctantly remove my horn from your mouth and instead replace it with both my forehooves."You didn't cum yet, did you?" I ask, jokingly.]{My mounting pleasure gets the best of me, the hot tickling in my folds melts away flooding my tiny body with electrical wracking zaps of pleasurable energy."Y-yes." I whimper, my nethers flexing and pink.}
>>3545180without the genetalia, it just looks harmless and mundane. Nothing sexual here at all.
>>3545102>Because what kind of weirdo likes (nearly) anatomically correct pony butt holes?I do.
>>3545186>>Rarity>>Mr. Mimemy sidesRoss pls
>>3545202> i wouldn't ever filter any of you, Well, that's nice. But I have a ton of filters to reduce the idiots. I filter a lot of the copy pasta, lots of stupid images, etc.
>>3545199>he doesn't samefagyou're truly an hero here, and you must be the most handsome human being in this world, can I suck your cock?
I love you MLPG
Isn't autism a little girl's show?
["Oh you didn't wait for me, Snow?" I ask menacingly, grabbing a rubber ring from my saddle and quickly donning it over the base of my throbbing shaft. Looming over you I place the tip of my semi-flared cock at the tip of your undulating entrance and wait.]{"I'm sorry!~ What are you going to do to me?" I ask cutely looking at you with a pouty face. I jerk the plug inside your harshly, making sure to grind on your pleasure spots. I shift my body, your stalllionhood rests on my puffy immature mound.}[I jerk, flexing my plothole and buck my hips into you, slamming more than half my thickness into your wet folds."Ah f-fuck!" I growl, uncaring of any nearby listeners as I relax from the intense sensation.]{"Augh~" I squeal loudly in a singsong voice, the wind ruffles my mane. My burning face is untouched, I glace over at the gate entrance noticing a couple young colts walking in."I want in harder!~" I call theatrically, hoping to attract the attention of the colts.}[Not noticing the colts I open my eyes to meet yours and slowly start rocking back and forth, your confining space squeezing every inch of my engorged member in a way only you can, I brace my hooves behind your shoulders, keeping you in place so I can rut your small frame without you moving as much.]
>>3545254I hat you sentenal.
>>3545206>Rarity>not carrying a Milotic
>>3545224Implying I wasn't being sarcastic.>>3545249That's nice.
>>3545248Strangely enough, I think that's what's so hot about it for me. Like getting away with it in plain sight.
{I run a hoof along your face stopping at your cheek, giving it a light tap simultaneously jerking the plug, and move my other hoof to play with my teats.My girly, whining, whimpering orgasm becomes more powerful, my back legs start to stiffen and my back muscles keep tight and hard.}["Ah!" I gasp loudly, arching my back into your impossibly tiny hole but my ring stops me from cumming outright, of which I would've done without it.]{"More!~ More~"}[Not wanting to disappoint you I grunt and pant with each brutally deep thrust, slamming your plot with my dripping balls at each peak only to come back in harder,"Snow... I'm...." I rasp dryly in between ragged breaths.]{"Ah~" I moan as your rock my body in tune with the hot tingling and wracking pleasure."Don't you love it when they watch?" I point out the colts casually watching from the sidelines a couple hundred feet away. I feel myself constrict around you as the wind blows again through my hair, the scent of berries is in the air.}[I nod and quicken my pace as if to make a show of the large stallion and the tiny mare fucking in the middle of the park."I'm so close..." I whisper, the throbbing in my cock reaching a crescendo that feels like it'll rip the cockring any moment.]
>>3545254>Stockholm syndrome
>>3545255Isn't autism a disorder for neckbears?
>>3545212And she's got that little curl of hair, too....We need Sweetie and Jigglypuff singing a duet now.
So... What exactly am I reading here?
>>3545277>neckbearsSomeone draw it.
>>3545224I like human genitals on ponies. The facts be damned!
{I moan theatrically and rub my teats harder, rubbing them in small circles. I move my hoof to the back of your head and push your down, making you suck on my horn, trying to complete a sexual trifecta of pleasure. Jerking the plug again this time in a more steady and rhythmic motion, I feel your breath on the nape of my neck pushing me over a mountain of sexual energy.}[ As you tweak the thick plug one last time I buck, hilting my massive cock into your tiny filly slit and growl into your horn, sending deep vibrations down your spine and I erupt inside you, filling you with my thick seed.With a few last thrusts I quake inside you, your tight walls milking me of everything I'd been building up. "Snow!" I announce out loud, a long spurt of horn jizz flying out between us.]{I sigh as you fill me, my tense and sore muscles start to relax from the hard rutting, the grip of unconsciousness wraps it ghastly hold around me and cradles me. The burning pleasure of my horn puts a heavy weight on my eyes and I pass out, twitching and full of your seed.}
>>3545270You like anatomically correct butt holes tess?
>>3545276>implyingIt took me only a little bit to get used to the atmosphere, but I really honestly do love you guys.
>>3545270how could you be implying anything, your text wasnt green
>>3545275At least I can ERP better than these folks. I think.
>>3545278Tess pls draw this.
Do you know the way mlpg?
>>3545321Butt Blaster
>>3545321Anal sex
>>3545246Eh.I just prefer the long ears.Short ears always remind me of Adam West Batman. And I love Adam West Batman and all but it kinda throws off the tone for me through that association. Cape animation is amazing. Especially on the PC.
>>3545321No.
>>3545321Apples
>>3545329which pony would you let blast their butt on you?
>>3545321Post the rest you butt
>>3545310I agree
>>3545321She has to have injections of sticky pony semen directly into her pony flanks.
>>3545321Crushing apples in your rectum
>>3545299Well I've started thinking >human butt on pone >can't fap to this.
>>3545321Magic*snort* *snort*
>>3545366My nigga.
>>3545366>not just liking horse butts right out of the gate
>>3545351I wouldn't advise that, butt if you insist
>>3545366Tess draw Fancypants X Rarity and Fleur
>>3545366Just like a true MLPG hero.
>>3545366TessPls
>>3545224have more aple panka
>>3545395Well it's not like I don't like horse butts.They just need to be horse butts.>>3545416Okay sorry.
>>3545377silly anonyou smoke magic.
>>3545402eh, i can fap to this do you have any ponies getting flattened?
>>3545402>that 4th panelAw yiss
>>3545321no, i don'ttell me, motherfuckeri must know
>>3545428People masturbate to this?
>>3545402did applehorse just jam a hose into that other horse's cunt and pump a couple hundred gallons of lard into it? wtf man
>>3545449I do
>>3545223I would gladly give up samefagging if it meant getting rid of Ross.
>>3545449People fap to a lot of things.
>>3545465Get a hold of yourself, anon.
>>3545366i know that feel
>>3545476I already am.
>>3545449people fap to this
>>3545447Reminds me, where is that Mitt Romney edit that looks like TIM?
>>3545435Yes, by the same artist actually, but I don't want to spam up the threadhttp://noctulov.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>3545485
>>3545490Aww that looks pret... WHY?
>>3545490
>>3545490I fapped to that while imagining I was Fluttershy.
>>3545470>post a youtube link to something funny>gets ignored for 5 minutes>realise it didn't have an image>reply to myself, with a laughing reaction image>6 other replies in a minute all finding it hilariousEveryone has ADD
>>3545490Pretty hot.
>>3545490>hm i'm not seeing anything wrong with this>fullsize>it loads>mfw
>>3545515what else is new?
>>3545490Wow thats old. I remember when that was a big deal of how bad we were getting.
>>3545508i did too.
>>3545490>Picture isn't that bad. Twilight's face is kinda...>notices diapersOh god
>>3545470Me too, it would reduce the amount of hate spewing in here.
>>3545524H-how did you do that
It's unlikely your pony waifu would like any of you. How does that make you feel?
>>3545527>I remember when that was a big deal of how bad we were getting.That was a long, long time ago jr.
>>3545549I don't have a waifu. I don't feel.
>>3545532>>3545523>>3545506>>3545503what about diaper fetishism is any worse than any of the other fetish's talked about here?
>>3545549Makes winning her over a challenge.Bring it on.
>>3544868>>3544883Why? What's he even doing?
>>3545553I know.Remember when we though Megasweet would never draw Genitalia?
>>3545567its basic horribleness
>>3545567Lyra poster here.I have nothing against the diapers.>humanizedEw Gay
>>3545553I thought you meant he was niggerfaggot Jr thenNot that other Jr
>>3545490>>3545523I never noticed the fucking diapers until today.
>>3545523>SB
>>3545575No, but I remember when people thought MS would never draw dicksI guess he considered that a challenge
so when are going to find out when the season starts?
>>3545570Well when he was scouring December, he was collecting all of SMILe's .gifs, and he was having trouble with those he posted without a trip or somethingMaybe he's making a collection again, who knows
>>3545567I never said it was worse. Just surprised that it was the subject of that image.
>>3545575I do only bad humans.
>>3545590anon, pls, get with the program.
So are we getting more femRumble or what?>>3545593There's an edit without the diapers.
>>3545567People generally associate diapers with excrement or urine, which has never been very popular.
>>3545529You have good taste in poofy undergarments.
Tuck me to bed already, Anon~
are we blasting from the past?
You guys are telling me you've never fapped to porn in which a woman lies back like a baby, gets a diaper put on herself and then pisses in it?Jesus, that's basically vanilla for me nowadays.
>>3545567Diapers trigger people's dislike of scat fetishism, without everyone being jaded about it, like they are for shit.I don know that lots of people like diapers for different reasons that people like scat, that's just my guess for why people dislike it.
>>3545595>Kierz
>>3545549>implying i can't rape
>>3545614>like diapers>don't like either of those thingsIt's a painful existence.
>>3545613didn't GG make an edit of that pic to give Scoots and Rumble wings?
>>3545575When was this?
>>3545587please expand upon this, im genuinely curious.
>>3545618Vulapa pls
>>3545619>Futashy
>>3545613>GG will never draw double vaginal
>>3545613FemRumble is too damn cute then it has any right to be
Hey tiara were you aware you caused someone to break their laptop screen? It's pretty funny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCz_n12N2fs
>>3545619>futashy>pastall these goddamn newfags
>>3545595I HAVE SCHERZO'S FINGER. WE CAN RECONSTRUCT THE WHOLE BODY AND CLONE IT. RULE THE BLACK MARKET FOR ORGANS AND CADAVERS. WE'LL BE RICH ENOUGH TO BUY ALL THE BRONY MERCHANDISE. ALL OF IT.
We nostalgia now? Wait wait, I got this
>>3545643http://audioboo.fm/boos/843899-hey-scoota
Knock knock!
>>3545630>>3545595>>3545523>MLPG is full of celebritiesI love it
>>3545674COME IN
>>3545619
>>3545674Oh christ...Who's there?
>>3545652I don't see the difference between fem and regular umble.
>>3545625I can't
>>3545670was this a thing on /b/?Because it wasn't on /co/
>>3545674
>>3545619>why is that hot
>>3545674TWILY IS THAT YOU?
>>3545674go away mormons
>>3545686>Rumbl
>>3545660>tiarawhy the only thing good is that she pretty good animator just wish she didnt fall for the darkside of the fandom but hey people make there own choices. personally i dont see the big deal with clopping/fapping people have been doing this to all tv shows for years now and yet we still have a problem with it. theres even hello kikty porn and yet i cant stop laughing my ass off.Oh god I'm die
>>3545660somad
>>3545695>Because it wasn't on /co/Nigga, what?
>>3545686eyelashesalso her hair looks a bit more frizzyand with how cute Rumble's voice sounds, just imagine how cute he'd sound as a girl
>>3545682THE ARISTOCRATS!
>>3545664>newfag>>>/b/
>>3545660I just can't hate tiara because of shit like this. He may not be that good of an artist (yet), but fucking hell the reactions he causes are amazing.
>>3545724...I don't get it.
>>3545724erf
>>3545643scootaloo has a vagina in that picture
>>3545724The Aristocrats who?
>>3545660>And it's not like they're badSo... he LIKES them?
>>3545614i do understand it skirts very close to scat and urophilia but thats not all it has to be about.personally i enjoy it for a multitude of reasons, actually using a diaper being a rare occasion.
>>3545748>The Aristocrats who?DYEWTS?
>>3545695wat
Luna and Chrysalis are the prettiest ponies.
>>3545660this is still my fav thing thats arisen from tiara:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjwNDJJB3-A&feature=related
>>3545664How do I filter "XD", "newfag" and "moralfag" ?
>blast from the paststand back plebs
>>3545769OH SNAP
>>3545630>Dooks
>>3545769YOU'RE SO BAD AT THIS
>>3545783I never liked his art.
>>3545783Who drew that?
>>3545783disco drew the best humanizationsrip in peace ;_;
>>3545769
>>3545660pffttftahaahahaahaha
>>3545780>00:25I CAN SEE PENIS IN VAGINA ACTION
>>3545780>i found the game just type in my little pony porn game>Wilberto Wrenn 3 hours ago
>>3545783disco was and forever is my hero
>>3545818Too bad he hates us now.
>>3545780Where can I find that flash?
>>3545677LK kinda looks like a young Ed Helms or Jared the Subway guy
>>3545783She looks like The Scout in the last image
I look like Brad Pitt, how's that?
>>3545827You deserve his hate
>>3545791I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>3545780>all dem people not even realizing there's pony porn in the background or that it was based off a porn flash
>>3545660I don't get it, how the fuck did Tiarawhy got so popular?those fucking reaction videos to Tiarawhy make it look like if he is the only one who makes pony porn or like if his stuff is the worse
>>3545829hah>>3545815
>>3545805Pinkie sure is good at handling colts!
>>3545858wat
>>3545853But I loved him
>>3545827can't blame himbut other artists who came and gone, like MegaSweet and Madmax can suck a chode
>>3545864SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3545686It's just hair and eyelashes. I'm doing a R63 Rumble request right now and making the hair different from GG
>>3545860tiara is a manipulative bastard. he may not be the best artist but he knows how to market himself.
>>3545873>not no cider.png
>>3545791
>>3545783the old days were such a magical time
>>3545875>so dark and edgy
>>3545864
>>3545858>GG will never draw Princess Bitch or Gillou
>>3545873>Rainbow Dsah can't decide which hoof should she use to point in the air.png
>>3545898>>>/fimchan/
When you buy a new laptop, can you send me a few hundred bucks as well? I'm thinking about commissioning some stuff from tiarawhy, I hear that guy can draw some cool stuff!sentenal01 7 minutes agoYou are so fucking stupid. You're literary begging me for hundreds of dollars so you can commit yourself to making Rule 34 art which is what I'm trying to stop. How about you send me a couple hundred dollars? How does that sound? I actually do something use full with my money.whyamibzsdmhalt in reply to sentenal01 (Show the comment) 2 minutes ago
>>3545873>Not tfw no cider.png
Dio Brando is now the Main Villain of Season 3What happens?
Would you wrestle your favorite pony?Would you win?
>>3545914
>>3545930Nobody cares, Sentenal.
>>3545923what;'s the complete comic of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdDgAjYoc_Ioh god tiara you corrupted a little girl. jesus christ.
>>3545891
>>3545930Why does he always do that.Always
>>3545938>wrasslin with AJUNFalso OW
>>3545957Attention, just ignore him.
>>3545930meh
>>3545918>she uses both
>>3545954
>>3545875wait what?megasweet is gone?
>>3545938YesAnd probably.As long as she can't use magic.I'm decent at wrestling, and probably outweigh her by quite a bit.
>>3545949
>>3545957sentental is legiun
>>3545930But whyamibzsdmhalt is right.
>>3545983haha thanks
how about all of you guys just send me a couple hundred dollars each
>>3545936>Dio Brando is now the Main Villain of Season 3>What happens?Awesome fucking happens. Celestia challenges him and dies hard. Twi has to both master spells to counter The World, and to unleash her own Stand. Should the rest of the main cast get them too? What would they be like?
>>3545973>doublt
>>3545879I think it's more that even if Tiara's art is...not so great he does have pretty original ideas that are more memorable than "twilight makes dash suck her futa dick"
>Go to /wsg/>You laugh you lose>You laugh you die>Kpop gifs>BR threadIt was the best board just a month ago. What happened?
>>3545938>wrasslin Dashshe would probably be 2agile4me, that said i probably weigh a lot more than she does
>>3545980He got arrested for trying to meet up with some little girl. Turned out it was an FBI sting.
>>3546005We already did GG
>>3546013It was always like that, it's still a so great board for dumping, but try to not read posts or something, it's full of /b/tards
>>3546012>.not so great he does have pretty original ideas>all of them are commissions and not his ideas>came here for requests and ideas in this very threadAlthough I do thank him for taking our request
>>3546013It wasn´t.
>>3545166pls respond
>>3546013>>Kpop gifs>not just going to SC2 general for that
We going old now?
>1240 posts>216 imagesDid posting images get impossibe for a while or what?
>>3546042>Implying
>>3545936SPACE RIPPER STINGY EYES MOTHER FUCKERFLUTTERSHY GETS HER HEAD BLOWN OFF BY THEM
>>3546005Couple hundred AJs you say? Sure partner!
>>3545938>play wrestling with PinkieI don't know if I would have nearly enough energy, but it would be really fun
>>3546052
>>3546041kinda true but you can only do so much with a given commission idea. the body of the image he still invents
>>3546074
>>3546027
>>3545989>that's the jokeHoly shit, are you guys more autistic then sent or what.
>>3546045http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1276
Which pony has the hugest guts
>>3545523>SBThat can't be SB, he's not curled up in the corner lamenting.
>>3546090surprisingly this is still fairly accurate
>>3546067all those ajs, all those hats
>>3546101Aw yiss! Bread crumbs!Thank you.
>>3546006>>3545936>You will never see Twilight in a climactic battle to the death with some powerful villain
>>3546096Sentenal pls leave.
>>3546118>tfw artists wont draw any more AJs so I cant expand the collage
>>3546067>trying to sleep>All night you just hear "HAW!" over and over again form the dozens of little AJ's you tried to put to bed
>>3546115
>>3546132A bloo bloo, fuck off.
>>3546131ross pls go
>>3545567diaper, vore, sounding, and fat fetishes are equally awful to me
>both of your parents are dead
>>3546149Get fucked, Nanaki
>>3546131>>3546096>>3546149When everyone is sentenal......no one will be.
>>3545930Why the fuck does he always do this shit?
>>3546144
>>3546147Pone
>>3546115I would masturbate fiercely to a piece of erotic literature written along these lines.
>>3546118Why doesn't MLPG do stuff like this more often?
>>3546006What would Pony stands even look like?What Powers would her stands give? Also ONLY Celestia? Come on man, you know most Jojo arcs have higher body counts than that
>>3546163Applejack should be smaller there aren´t twins.
>>3546179
>>3546052nice don't forget about this one
>>3545976>>3546016
>>3546151Fuck.FUCK ROSE FUCKThats is so fucking cuteFuck
>>3546176What, post on peoples videos? I just thought his was pathetically dunk worthy.
>>3546192>vector art
>>3546151why is sleepyhead in prison?
>>3546132I'll draw a quick AJ in a hat, i-if you'd like
>>3546185All it takes and usually is is one person taking the time to do it.Why don't you start something yourself?
>>3546185Well, there's Lyra with a fancy hat, that collection must be bigger.
>>3546213>dunk>implying that in any way resembled a dunkYOU BEEFED IT SO HARD
>>3546132This was pretty recent
>>3546151>and fat fetishesFuck you chubby pone is best.
>>3546220if it's vectors, it's very easily resizable
>>3546192more like big mac should be a young colt.
>>3546210You like cute pone? Here, have another.
>>3546151Would you agree to be a giant Sleepy's stuffed animal for her to snuggle?
As long as we're fetishing...>word begins to spread of Octavia's new concert tour, boasting "a sensational new take on the classics">tickets sell out in record time>night of the concert in Canterlot>audience stamps hooves against floor as orchestra files onto the stage>applause becomes thunderous as Octavia herself appears>murmurs of confusion are heard as the crowd notices Octavia has no instrument>she bows to her audience, lowers her microphone to chest level, then turns around>farts once into the microphone, prompting a jeer or two from the audience>begins to fart a melody>melody becomes a beautifully stirring rendition of "Ave Marea">at the end of the performance, the audience is applauding, tears welling in their eyes due to the smell and beauty of the performance
>>3546115Man most of my older screencaps are sad stories...This thing was funny. Or when that guy had to pretend he was Twilight for 24 hours. That was funny too
>>3546151>Diaper VoreOH GODOH GODOH GODI BET THAT EXISTS
Is it time?
>>3546235I requested it only 3 or 4 times, but I've got like 50 images.Too lazy to make a collage, though.
>>3546251MOTHERFUCKERI promised myself no more cute ponies. FUCK
>>3546237...fuck, I think I just ruined sentenals name a little bit more in here.Shit. Sorry sentinel.
>>3546265but a diaper cant eat things.
>>3546151Begone imposter
>>3546242It will still look bad because it'll just look like the same vector resized.
>>3545660Oh wow.
>>3546228Go right ahead!>>3546229>All it takes and usually is is one person taking the time to do it.Correct, took me a while to get all those pictures made.If only I any image editing skill at all the collage would look better. Oh well.
>>3546227She tried to rob a bankShe got caught, taking a nap just in front of said bank
>>3546262Is this suppose to be funny?
>>3546272>50 images.MAKE IT YOU FAGGOT.
>>3546284We posting Rose?
>>3546121>>You will never see Twilight in a climactic battle to the death with some powerful villainOut of all the villains ever, who would you like to see Twilight fight ? Would she win?
>>3546271If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: It's ALWAYS time.
>>3546251hnnnng
>>3546275Why would you promise yourself that?You hate life or something?
>>3546298It's probably better that you just left it bank so people can separate individual pictures if they want.Or if you're bored you can make a 2nd super pony edition.
>>3546271But the thread is almost over
>>3546314Man really if she can use the EoH 9% she has won.
>>3546314I would like to see her fight vegeta. Twilight would win because vegeta never wins
>>3546337>Man really if she can use the EoH 9% she has won.What?
>>3546314If it's a fight to the death, Twilight is going to dieShe doesn't have the apples to kill someone. She's weak. A real pathetic pony.
>>3546327>Or if you're bored you can make a 2nd super pony edition.If Lyra in a fancy hat anon would post his collection I'd make a giant one.
>>3546329Then let's end it with style.
>>3546356Dude, your collection is not bigger at all.
>>3546354She killed lots of those changelings.
Would you decapitate all the contributors to gain their powers over the forces of cute?
>>3546354>TWILIGHT, THE TIME TO FINISH THIS IS NOW. ONE OF US WILL NOT BE LEAVING HERE ALIVE!>The rules of our contest will be simpl-And then Twilight would teleport him to Celestia or something.
>>3546363>dat wiggly smileThat is so damn adorable.
>>3546354I think you underestimate Twilight. Imagine a real son of a bitch of a villain who's killed some ponies and some of her friends. Nothing would be able to stop her in Magic Rage mode.
>>3546356>Implying Lyra with a fancy hat collection is smaller.Remember it wasn't only ONE anon.
>>3546386Huh?Im not claiming such a thing...I was just sayin if he posted his Lyra colleciton I'd combine my AJ one with his into a giant collage.
>>354635399%I'm stupidLook EoH defeated Q which has pretty big powers.So either the viallin kills them all before they can use theem or they are smart and use them in a safe place since the EoH seem to have fixed everything Discord did.
>>3546392
>>3546389>yfw it's been a little over a year and a half since this was made
>>3546401Twilight is nothing. Her faith in her friends is her weakness
>>3546401I'm really disappointed that none of Twilight's Fighting is Magic moves seem to use her flames of rage.
Fandom needs more Twipie
>>3546186>What would Pony stands even look like?Like regular Stands. But ponies. And named after bands.
USB 3.0 is pretty cool, y'all.
>>3546424friendship wasnt what sent her into the avatar state the first time
Hey guys, I tried drawing an Applejack for you...
What if Ponies are actually Zombies that feed on friendship instead of Brains and Twilight was one of the few uninfected?
>>3546401she's the budding avatar of magic incarnate. should she reach raeg modo in her final alicorn form, not even the princesses together would be able to stop her.
>>3546447It's beautiful. Thank you.
>>3546447saved that shitill add it later
I require more magnet week sleepyhead.
>>3546393in a heartbeat.
>>3546363I like to think Rarity is behind RR's paunch, trying to ruin a competitor
>>3546447Its applejack/10
>>3546453>she's the budding avatar of magic incarnateautistic fanon bullshitjust kidding -- wouldn't it be awful if we did stuff like that?
>>3546449But Twilight is the most friend craving of them all
>>3546437What would that pie even taste like?
>>3546363Just who exactly is filling her up with all that cum and where do I sign up
>>3546432you obviously haven't seen her level 3 super.
Okay - I have four posts' worth of stuff for the Teen Applebloom >feel. Would you guys like to see/riff off/build on it?
>>3546240Oops missed your post, glad I scrolled up.Thanks! Ill save it and add it later.
>>3546489purple
>>3546489Like sparkles.
>>3546489She doesn't deserve her
>>3546475Plan completely backfired, if you ask me.
>>3546449>pinkie pie gets off pony smiles>she goes around causing smiles>shes so hyper all over cause she has a vibrator in her at all times and orgasms everywhere
>>3546453...Guys I think you are kinda overestimating Twilight a lot.The Princesses could use the elements alone against Discord at the same power as the mane six.Really she's powerful but not erase a town off the face of the Earth powerfull
>>3546489i hope we see bcs again, shes still at the ER
THIRTEEN HUNDRED POSTS?
>>3546531?What happened?
>>3546499I dunno, man, feelin' an urge to spunk up a cute filly right now. Don't think I could resist derailing those feels.
>>3546536We're a little wordy today.
>>3546522You underestimate the true power of the friendship
kill this horse
>>3546547Fucking Anthro Garbage
>>3546543Critical levels of autism.
>>3546547there are some things that shouln't be remembered
>>3546411Changelins are soul less fucks.
>>3546522>The Princesses could use the elements alone against Discord at the same power as the mane six.Not alone, with her sister Luna. Which actually doesnt say much because those 2 should be more powerful than 6 regular ponies.
>>3546498That was her avatar state thing, right?Like when she got her cutie mark?I meant when she got really fucking mad
>>3546499wait for the new horse.
>>3546543passed out, got hospitalized, needs to get gal bladder removed due to blockage.
>>3546531>shes still at the ERwait, what?
new horse?
>>3546447I like it.
>>3546520SO, if I were to go up to Pinkie and frown hard and long enough.....I could destroy her!
>>3546573No, she goes full flame on
>>3546585That's why Pinkie had to try and win over Cranky Doodle Donkey.
>>3546559This is why Twi Pie doesnt work
Apples
What is up with that newest Tiarawhy comic.My mind is full of so much fuck. Tiara pls learn some proper comic composition
>>3546546It's more you and Big Mac, actually. I was thinking it'd be a moment to get to know him a little better.Y'know, male bonding.>>3546577Will do.
v-video games :3c
>>3546609>implying
>>3546609Suck
>>3546578poor bcs
>>3546624
>tfw the second you'd go to make a new general, someone else will have made one already
>>3546585>>3546603>Anon is sitting next to Pinkie, frowning>"Come on Anon, cheer up!">Anon frowns even harder>"Heh, come on Anon. Let's play a game or soemthing. You hungry? I have some candy!">Anon frowns HARDER>"Anon please, stop! Anon!">FROWN
>>3546636Then just delete it and try again later, Fluttershy
>>3546636Butts makes one at 245 all the time
>>3546623>RD waits her turn while AJ blows a guy
>>3546613i swear i have to read his comics like 2 or 3 times to know what the fuck is actually going on
New Horse:>>3546691>>3546691>>3546691>>3546691
>>3546676>you will never be that guy>or that sandwich
>>3546676more like trying her hardest to enjoy her sandwich while AJ blows a guy. Its why she is looking at it so intently.
>>3546645>frown power level: applesarcum>pinkie's hair deflates
>>3546475I love this idea so much
