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Which pony's urethra bulges the most right before they spray hot semen all over your face and body?

>>3532384
but that's not rainbow dash

while i don't appreciate your jumping the gun, i do appreciate your posting it on the hour

Rarity general

>>3532405
you're mum

>rereading through Luna Quest to make sure I didn't miss anything while playing
>look at our last roll for the dance with Luna
>begin thinking about how badly it could have gone with a 5 or less
Don't think about this.
Don't do it.

>>3532416
>you're

What if a major video game company, a good one, made a mlp game? Would you buy it? Would you pirate it?

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would you a werewolf Fluttershy?

>>3532422
Bear has to poses a commanding shout, I swear.

>>3532431
>you aren't mum

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>>3532422
Indeed. Just think about how you held that pleasant pony, how the two of you danced in one another's embrace, her head resting on your shoulder and her simple appreciation for your kindness.

[1]

And forget how I started botching words during it.

>>3532437
I would with a silver bullet. I'm merciful like that

>>3532435
If Nintendo did Pony Animal Crossing then yes, I would buy it.

>>3532435

no, because Pandemic is dead.

>>3532450
OH COME ON!

>>3532435
If Rare were as good as they used to be it'd be interesting.

>>3532450
You son of a bitch, I hovered over it. God dammit.

>>3532437
I would let a werewolf Fluttershy bite me so we could go hunting on a full moon together.

>>3532422
It's all gonna crash at some point. I've already accepted it.

>tfw Gymnastics

HA-HA! Time to see some sweet, sweet butts

>>3532450
;_;

>>3532450
Damnit.

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If I was the only human sent to Equestria, and I spent the night with a pone because I had nowhere to stay, I would try to cuddle up with her.
If she got weirded out, I'd apologize and say that it's just something that humans do. Then I'd go sleep on the floor.
If she was going to let me snuggle with her, then I'm awesome.
If she relented and let me snuggle her AFTER she was freaked out and I explained myself, then I'm double awesome.
What sneaky, manipulative tricks would you use on pones?

>>3532437
You mean I wake up expecting a pony Fluttershy only to find a naked human girl resting her head on my chest on a full moon, I don't really know what to do.......

>>3532435
Nintendo. Animal Crossing. No pirating it.

>>3532435
A Paradox grand strategy centered on Equestria's diplomatic relations with neighboring countries?

I'd buy it.

>>3532468
>Being sneaky or manipulative around any pone

Never.

THE BOOK OF LOVE

HAS MUSIC IN IT

>>3532468
I'd trick them with my penis non sexually.

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>>3532472

>>3532468
I would punch her in the back of the head and snuggle her unconscious form.

>>3532437
Yes. And I would lock her up on full moon nights, and I would protect her secret from angry villagers.
I think she would appreciate that.
>>3532450
Only because I still browse /co/. Otherwise, I don't think I would have fallen for it.

>>3532476
WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE?

>>3532459

what if she danced the Black Spiral?

>>3532461
I hope not.
We've done pretty well so far.
I just hope that Celestia doesn't find out and reprimand us for ignoring her statement.

>>3532493
Yeah, but I bet that's coming no matter what we do.

>>3532493
I don't want to think about that right now, though I'm curious how she'll take it when the time comes.

And if Golden will rat on us.

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So apparently smittyg is expecting you to donate him money for this

http://imgur.com/a/526JM

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GUESS WHAT
YOU'LL NEVER DRAW AS GOOD AS APPLE

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>>3532452
NEWKLEEUR BUNKER BUSTER

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Would you use a pony as a sleeping bag, anon?

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5000 fucking hours on MS Paint

>>3532519

I'd use pony as a sleeping bag for my dick

>>3532522
Nice!

>>3532522
Binding of Isaac pls go.

>>3532472
>Chrysalis gets off on fucking with the emotions of those who love her.
>She runs into one who doesn't give a fuck about her or just hates her.
>She finds herself hurt, decides to change them around.
>Shenanigans ensue.

>>3532513
You.
You shut the fuck up.
Yes I will. And I will learn his coloring techniques, too.

YOU HEAR THAT, APPLE? STREAM YOURSELF COLORING SO I CAN ABSORB YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

>>3532519
Rarity
All that fat would provide pretty good insulation

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What's the weirdest thing you've seen in MLPG that gave you a boner?

>>3532488
CHAPTER ONE YOU BRUSH HER
YOU BRUSH HER WITH ALL YOUR HEART
IN CHAPTER TWO YOU TELL HER
YOU'RE NEVER NEVER NEVER GONNA POST ABOUT FARTS
IN CHAPTER THREE REMEMBER
YOU KNOW MORE THAN THEY THINK
IN CHAPTER FOUR YOU BREAK UP
'CAUSE BIG MAC MADE HER WINK

Oh I wonder wonder whomambadoowahdoo

Etc.

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daily dose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>3532515
Pfahahaha

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>>3532513

>>3532522
thank god you improved on that piece of shit i made last thread

>>3532513
I know fuck
I won't draw nearly half as good as any of my favorite artists

But goddamn if I won't die trying

>>>3532537

Nothing really, I don't get weird boners.

I fully understand why something turns me on.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uln6CurFk

LOOK AT THIS SHIT GG. THESE FUCKING TARDS MAKE LOADS OF E-MONEY AND GET E-FAME. AND THEY ARE JUST PURE FUCKING HACKS.

>>3532522
10/10

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>>3532519

>>3532527
Even if spending the night buried in her gulping marecunt left your cock swollen and sensitive?

>>3532547
that's the spirit, anon. you're an inspiration

>>3532530
I hope you're not serious.
That isn't were that is from

>>3532471

>you find her outside your house, naked and covered in blood
>she refuses to tell you what happened
>a woman was killed in the park last night

>>3532552
>>3532552
>GG made over 6k just asking people to give him money,

>>3532522
Nice but I was expecting something else.

>Fluttershy will never place your hand on her belly, then look at you with eyes full of mirth and tears
>"Can you feel it? That's our baby~!"
>You'll never begin to tear up with her, and then hug her close

>>3532555
>That greenfic where we wore Lyra as a suit, making her anthro
interesting times

>>3532542
>you will never be as good as Bob Ross

>>3532546
I did that shit with a mousepad
come on step it up

>>3532559
Yes it is.

The Whore of Babylon item makes it to where when your health drops low, it triggers a demon state and says "What a horrible night to have a curse!"

In that exact same font, in that exact same box.

INTELLECTUAL CHECK MATE

>>3532537
I am almost never confused at getting a boner to weird shit. Weird shit is food for my boner. DJ Acid is a walk in the park.
I get off almost exclusively to the weirdest shit.
BUT the one thing that really aroused me that actually confused and weirded me out was that part in Darf's fic about Twilight accidentally turning herself into a slut where she begs to be hit in the face. Violence always freaks me out, but this turned me on for some reason. And it scared me.

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>>3532537
hands down

>>3532573
>You will never scam people in the internet

Sigh..

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>>3532519
>>3532555

>>3532537
Tabasco

>>3532590

Would be better if it were a male lizard

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>>3532590
No kidding.

>>3532585
Because Binding of Isaac makes a reference to Castlevania. You know, where that textbox is originally from.

>>3532594
"WOO HOO!"

>>3532597
are you here every night

>>3532556

even if trying to pull out was just too pleasurable, and you had to fuck her? even if every time you tried to pull out, you just lost control? even if you spent the whole day buried inside her, doing nothing but filling her with semen again and again?

>>3532607
Bullshit, Isaac did it first.

Castlevania referenced it.

>>3532612

Yes

>>3532593
>>3532573

GG clearly just made up the sob story about being poor to scam his fans.

>>3532563
I wish she would open up to me.
Because if she doesn't, it's going to be ME that ends up killed. I could deal with her being a werewolf, but she'd have to let me in.

>>3532585
It is from Castlevania 2.
Take your indie garbage references out of here.

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>>3532585
>binding of issac came before castlevania 2

MLPG has changed.

>>3532546
Never use that disgusting Nintendo Default Font.

Try Mega Man TrueType 2, by HeZeD on Fontstruct. Completely accurate, and great looking.

>>3532590
THAT is how you rescue a beautiful princess.

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>>3532468

My impulse around Equines is always to pet them. Wouldn't I have the same impulse towards Equestrian P0nies though? I'd Love having almost any P0ny stretched out across my Lap while I run my fingers through their mane and rub their neck and back. Would they freak out though if I were to reach over and gently scratch them behind the ear? How would they react to being touched by a Human in general? Would they enjoy the sensation or would it be awkward?

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>>3532635

>>3532530
>>3532585

I hope to lord you're some elaborate /v/ troll.

>>3532635
Then fix it by posting something you believe would have been posted before or posting something show related.

>>3532635
Everything constantly changes. Even war.

>>3532643
>elaborate

Really? It's quite obvious he's trolling

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>>3532635
War Has Changed

>>3532585
it's not the same font
castlevania for the most part used the nintendo default font
this uses the Mega Man 1-6, 9-10 font

FACTUAL CHECKMATE

>>3532622
>She'd have to let me in
>She'd have to invite me
Because you're a VAMPIRE?

>>3532635
>It's not about ponies, or friendship
>It's not even about episode discussion, artists, or contributions

>>3532621
>Not GG sent himself the money to make himself look important.
Do you even into conspiracy?

Also his brother is actually a stuffed skin of a random hitchhiker he found on his travels.
He uses it like a puppet to draw his 'art'

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>>3532643
No, just little old me.

If I wanted to pull an elaborate troll I'd make something like this again.

>>3532622

she lets you in, she might let you in a little TOO much.

>>3532649
>>3532656
Heh.

>>3532667
>It's an endless series of shitflinging,
fought by anonymous and tripfags

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>>3532656
Bullshit.

I do find it ironic that two games that had directly contradicting messages released the same year.

>>3532606
I hope someone finishes that request.

Not really holding my breath.

>>3532641
Yeah, I thought of that too. Like if you were friends with a pone and you were just sitting together, you'd probably want to idly pet her or rub her or scratch her head or something.
They'd know you're some weird alien. They probably wouldn't mind.

>>3532668
>He uses it like a puppet to draw his 'art'

That's going right into my head canon

>argh you censored the art again!
>you're not the boss of me
>you're a fucking a puppet you son of a bitch!

>>3532685
What request is that?

>>3532679
how is that ironic, that's just a coincidence

>>3532670
I'm not sure what you mean.
You're always so cryptic.
You mean she'd make ME a werewolf? I don't think I'd want that. Like I said, if we knew there was going to be a full moon, I'd make sure she was locked up.
Or, if nothing else, I'd go and hide myself.

>>3532679
>>3532696
Plus, that's ALWAYS been Fallout's schtick.

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>MLPG doesn't want an actual storyline for FiM because they prefer slice of life to be reminded of how shitty and boring their lives are

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It's a conspiracy...
AND ALL OF YOU LOW-WATTS ARE IN ON IT.

>>3532613
>days pass as you alternate between savagely pounding her, gripping her flanks tightly, spraying your thick seed into her and basking in the afterglow
>after pumping her full of your viscous spunk for the twentieth time today you decide enough is enough
>with a quick yank you pull out of her all at once
>you pull back farther than you thought you'd need to
>your half-hard cock has swollen thicker than a soda can and longer than your forearm
>the fattened glans throbs in time with your heart, glistening with your sperm and her juices
>the feeling of cool air on your sensitive member makes you wince as it brings you over the edge
>thick ropes of pearly seed belch out of your cock and paint the ass of the pony in front of you

>>3532696
it's def not ten thousand spoons when all i need is a knife

>>3532703
Not to mention if she made you a werewolf then you couldn't receive sleeping bonuses.

>>3532708
Rainbow Dash you are facing the wrong way

>>3532703

i meant, kill you.

yeah, you can lock her up. you can take all the precautions in the world, but sooner or later, you're going to make a mistake, or she's going to get stronger, or somebody's gonna get lucky, and she will get out.

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>>3532708
Are not

>>3532709

i know where this goes. i love me some cock-worship.

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>>3532728
Well, the only real alternative is me killing her. And I couldn't do that.
>Inb4 space marines and /k/ommandos
We'd work it out. There's all kinds of magic and shit going on. We could break her curse. If nothing else, the elements could probably cure her.
There's a way.
There's always a way out.

>>3532728
I wish I had never met you. Cunt.

>>3532709
Your cock would probably explode before it got that big.
And yes that is a thing that can happen.

>>3532709

I think you're getting a little bit too adventurous here, anon

>belch out of your cock

>>3532728
I doubt Fluttershy could kill even if she was overcome with her bloodlust of a werewolf.
Don't get me wrong, she would fuck you up really bad.
But the sight of all the blood, and you, helpless before her would trigger something deep inside her.
An override in her savage mind, reverting it to a nurturing mother.

>>3532758
Pony magic. Shut up and enjoy your obscenely huge cock.

>>3532761
>Your hair has an orgasm twice, and your penis, if any, screams.

>>3532687

Getting to know them and asking permission would be the way to approach such a subject. It's funny, one of the reasons I Love Real-Life Equines so much is because they are so receptive to displays of affection. A Horse doesn't care about any possible ulterior motives, context, relationship status or anything else that holds Human's back from giving and receiving Affection. Makes Me feel a little envious.

>>3532758
>your cock will never explode in your waifu's plump gulping marecunt

>>3532765
>Cuddled and nursed by a sweet yellow werewolf.
Would that make me a furry?
Or does being in a relationship with a pone already make me a furry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVWAOZTRDY

>>3532746

of course there's another way out. and you already know what it is. you just don't want to take it.

just stick your hand between the bars of her cage.

>>3532761
Probably a poor choice of words on his part, but I kinda like the mental image there. So much cum gushing out so fast that it makes nice, gooey noises.

>>3532776
You are now a double furry.

>>3532771
Well, maybe their horse roots would leave them more receptive to this kind of thing.
My UNBREAKABLE headcanon is that pones evolved from normal horses, as humans evolved from apes.

>>3532787
What if a wolf furry got bit by a werewolf or something. Would they just turn into a wolf?

>>3532736
C-CRACKLE?

>>3532743
What, do you mean the pony turning around to see what happened and spraying you with hot marejuice as the sight of your massive, bloated cock makes her gush with every wink? Then her pressing her face against your throbbing member, reveling in the mixed scent of your raw semen and her musky cunt on you as she begins to hungrily worship your length with her tongue?

>>3532781
You bitch ass bitch.
That would be an absolute LAST resort, after we've tried everything else.

>>3532799
Missin' about six limbs.

>>3532795

lycanthropy makes no exceptions for the fetishes of those afflicted by it.

>>3532792
>humans evolved from apes
That's an even more ridiculous concept than God.

>>3532795
The werewolf would tear their throat out for being a hipster.

>>3532795
Think werewolf sonic. The Furry wolf would turn into a monster, anthro wolf.

>>3532785

>So much cum gushing out so fast that it makes nice, gooey noises.

oh god unf

It sucks that even when I start supplementing pygeum and lecithin that this won't happen.

>>3532799
Yes clearly that is Crackle.

>>3532809

Yeah, everyone knows humans just share the same ancestor as apes.

>>3532795
There's a really great reverse werewolf in one of Pratchett's Books. Reaper Man, I think. Every full moon the wolf turns into a man.

>>3532809
Well, whatever the fuck humans evolved from.

>>3532799
Maybe a relative. A secret relative

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>>3532787

>>3532823
>Implying man wasn't God's one and true creation.
>Implying the bones of sinasoars aren't put there to test our live of Jesus our savior.

>>3532823
The same thing apes evolved from

>>3532830

i would kiss that pony

>>3532809
Humans are already technically Great Apes.

>>3532792

So just reaching over and caressing your favorite P0nies' mane and ears would almost be a form of Auto-Hypnosis? Causing them to give this adorable little sigh, involuntarily close their eyes and get so zoned out that they lose track of where they are? I'm okay with that.

>>3532819
>>3532809
for the last time: humans ARE apes.

>>3532834
on the balls?

>>3532819
>>3532823
>>3532831
>>3532833
>>3532836
>>3532839
No, you morons, humans were created by comets colliding in the vacuum, where they then fell to the Earth to begin their lives.

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>>3532820

like this dude. kinda.

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>>3532834

>>3532837
Well, maybe. At the very least, they'd enjoy it and wouldn't recoil.

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i believe religion is a disease spread by man, only being controlled by man, the only way to stop it, is for man to SMARTEN THE FUCK UP AND STOP DOING STUPID SHIT FOR DIPSHIT REASONS

>>3532839

No, humans are primates.

So are apes.

>>3532852
humans are apes. period.

read a book.

>>3532843

Most definitely

>>3532852
What about Grape Ape?

>>3532846
psht, how would we survive ramming into each other

who is Onta and why should i care?

>>3532846
I thought we grew out from bacteria in dinosaur shit.

>>3532855

No, apes are apes. Apes are primates.

Humans are also primates.

Apes and humans are similar, but we're not the same.

>>3532850
>>3532846
>>3532852
>>3532839
Guys guys, let's all just chill and talk about petting ponies.

Or copious amounts of sperm. Either one is good.

>>3532866
read a book.

>>3532852
The Hominidae (also known as great apes), form a taxonomic family of primates, including four extant genera: chimpanzees (Pan), gorillas (Gorilla), humans (Homo), and orangutans (Pongo).

>>3532850
>SMARTEN THE FUCK UP AND STOP DOING STUPID SHIT FOR DIPSHIT REASONS

said a man in a pony fetish thread on the pony section of a porn message board on the internet at four in the morning

>>3532860
the best artist in the entire fandom

>>3532867
How about pones producing copious amounts of sperm by petting them?

>>3532867

I really don't like the thought that ponies are instantly incapacitated by petting them behind the ears. Ponies aren't dogs.

I'm fine with copious amounts of sperm.

>>3532868

pls /sci/, pls.

>>3532799

GG please draw that pic with Crackle. Plz.

>>3532873
disco go to bed

Rarity is worst pone.
nuff said

>>3532874

where's that hollow-sound alicorn mega-cap?

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>>3532867
ponies, dragons, diamond dogs, gryphons, you name it

but not evolution

>>3532860
http://e621.net/post/index?tags=onta

>>3532873
>Best artist.
>Not Ross.

>>3532850
Religion is merely an explanation invented by man to explain the unknown that is death. It such a powerful unknown that people will fight to the death for their beliefs because they are afiaid of the unknown. If they think their relgion is wrong, then the whole explanatiuon for their very existence is challenged and thus, religous fanatics are created.

>>3532837
>p0nies'
/b/?
Also, auto-hypnosis refers to self-hypnosis, hence the auto. This'd be plain old hypnosis.
I love this particular bit of silliness because thatismyfetish.png. I would let a human scratch my ears until I was pleasantly relaxed and zoned out, maybe whisper some things in my ear that I can't quite make out, or even be able to bring up the effort to want to try to make out.

Why? Why do I still come here?

>>3532887

How much semen can Ice Pack produce without prep time?

It is vital that I know this.

>>3532894

loyalty.

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>>3532884
Not sure if it's the most complete one, but here's some of it.

>>3532894

Because if you were looking for nothing but ponies you'd go to fimchan like everyone else.

>>3532897
Without prep time? You mean like instantaneously?
I don't know man I don't understand biology well enough to answer that

>>3532894
because we're your friends

friends... friends...

>>3532884
Oh god not that shit again....
Nothing against the writer or anything, but it hit that "went on too long" things.

>>3532898
I think it's more of a habit now. And habits can be broken. But I'll start trying to break the habit tomorrow.

>>3532892
What if the human would plant hypnotic suggestions to make you ADDICTED TO MAKEOUTS??

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>>3532888
>Human penises on horses

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>>3532894

because you don't have anything better to do with your life

and that's very, very sad

would ponies actually describe us as hairless monkeys?

i see this a lot in movies, but we don't look THAT similar to monkeys, save for some people with very unfortunate genetics.

>>3532537
jacked off to a horrible fapfic where rarity lets the buffalo chief violently rape sweetiebell.

also jacking off to various nanaki pictures.

>>3532907

Isn't his special thing that he can produce lots of semen?

And by without prep time I mean he isn't planning on edging or anything.

>>3532872
>said a man in a pony fetish thread on the pony section of a porn message board on the internet at four in the morning

He is a man of business. What else do you expect?

>>3532874
>sitting with a cute stallion on your couch
>you reach over to pat him on the head and stroke his mane
>he leans into your hand, his fat ponycock sliding out of his sheath
>you put both hands into it, stroking his neck and scratching behind his ears
>he sighs happily as his cock begins to drool
>you give him a little scratch on the withers
>his cock swells larger for a brief moment before hot, glue-thick pony semen rockets from his erection
>his eyes are closed and his head is resting against your chest, a broad smile on his face

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>>3532891
The unknown shall be frightening yes, but when we get to that passage, we will see what will then be known. None shall fear and cower, we will unite as one, but by then it'll be too late as we have gone and done the most unbeleivable acts upon each other.

>>3532903
Man, it isn't that I dislike the idea, in fact I quite like it.
But the phrase "Consort to the Prince of Jizz" will always be the best thing to come out of that phase

>>3532907
Would Ice Pack a loving and consensual relationship with the 'right' stallion?

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>>3532903
This is the most complete one I've seen.

>>3532924

>not even touching his cock

come on rookie

>>3532919
Ponies don't really look anything at all like ponies either.
And we call the pastel ponies.

>>3532915
>not liking human penises

>>3532907
can you maybe try talking about ponies instead of your OC?

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>start a tiny comic
>it grows large
every time

sound boy

>>3532942

Will you shut the fuck up? I asked him about it.

>>3532918
What do you mean? I just got home from work.

>>3532919
Well, out of all the animals in the world, we probably MOST resemble apes & monkeys.
We resemble apes about as much as MLP ponies resemble actual horses.

>>3532944
this makes me sad

>>3532942
>Someone asks him about his OC.
>He answers them.
>"How dare that motherfucker mention his fucking OC.

>>3532948
You shouldn't have.
And he shouldn't have answered.

>>3532946
Solar winds

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>>3532912
>I'll start trying to break the habit tomorrow.

You will never achieve anything that you do not do immediately. There is no tomorrow. The future does not exist

>>3532950
There is absolutely nothing to see here.

>>3532957
>implying hivemind
I'm tired of hearing about that fucking zebra. It's either that or how much his living situation sucks.

>>3532959

You're stupid

>>3532934
>>3532709
These two things plus cum inflation make the hottest thing I can think of.

>>3532961
It was a joke, Anon.

>>3532944

please tell me that it's going to be adultery involving Pinkie Pie and Mr. Cake

>>3532963
I am so confused right now.

>>3532919
I'd be fine with it, but so many fanfictions use that very term that it has gotten annoying.

>>3532959
"Stop having fun."
"STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!"
"I am the oldest oldfag here, listen to me!"
"I have been here all summer!"

>>3532964

Nobody implied hivemind, but I asked him about his OC and he answered.

Stop being a cunt.

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So guys who wants to join my cult?

>>3532849

Playing it out in my head, there's no way it would be the same as with a Real Horse. Usually, all it takes is for them to trust you enough to let you get near them and then they'll stand there with their lower-lip hanging and that expression in their eyes that just says: "Ohh . . . That feels good."
Equestrian Ponies are wired differently, you'd have to really spend time getting to know them and to decide if they like you in spite of being a member of a different species.

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>>3532964
Or it's ponies

>>3532964
Will you shut the fuck up about pancakes, already?

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>>3532974
it is, and pinkie helps!

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>>3532856
Would you snuggle with him and tell him how kawaii he is?

>>3532979
Fuck you. I'm sick of this shit, and I'm going to voice my disapproval whether you like it or not.

>>3532944
don't cover the head with word balloons. even the hair

is that too much text for the left? it seems the eye would follow from the bubbles right to the test. i didn't actually look at it until much after on account of the eye always being drawn to text

oh look at me criticizing your thing unnecessarily

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>>3532981
Sorry I'm taken.

>>3532987

Maybe if he wanted me to

It's not a thing on my to-do list, though

>>3532983
Now if only it would be ponies MORE OFTEN.

>>3532987
No. I'm straight and I wouldn't lie to him by telling him he's cute when he isn't.

>>3532985
baka pinkie

so hentai

i'm pretty sure hentai means perverted

>>3532991
>unnecessarily
lol what, no critique is good. i'm still kinda screwing around with text bubble size and whatnot. i think if i made it smaller it would be just unreadable... but maybe its too many words

>>3532968
Nice try. Jokes do not exist either!

>>3532983
Your ponies are obviously a cover for your OC.
You are a loose cannon, you are going to corrupt our young Anons and lead them into hell.

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>>3532919
>hairless monkey
>hair right on the fucking head

>>3532990
FUCKING PANCAKEFAGS RUINING THE THREAD

>>3533003
how do you know whether or not he is cute if you're straight? you don't see him like that, therefore you couldn't possibly know if he isn't

he is, FYI

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>>3533003
Well look at that, you made him sad.

>>3532983
oh hey, you gave them wings!

>>3533006
forgot a comma there. no, critique IS good.

>>3532982
Well, I've never been around real horses, so I don't really know.
But I imagine you wouldn't want to try it unless you were already good friends with her. Maybe you and Twilight had been staying together for a while, since you didn't have a home of your own.
You'd gotten to know each other pretty well and become friends. Then, maybe she did something nice for you. Gave you a gift or something. You'd say "Aw, thanks Twilight" and scratch her head.
She might be a BIT shocked, but I think she'd lean into it and let you pet her.

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>>3532985

Nice

not sure why, but i love the idea of Mr. Cake cheating on Ms. Cake with Pinkie Pie

>>3533020
I'm sorry, dude. But if it makes you feel better you can pretend what >>3533019 said is true.

>You can't tell if something is cute unless you are sexually attracted to it! So kittens aren't cute unless you want to fuck them!

>>3533006
in that case, twenty px is the ceiling. you can get away with 18 if it has some weight to it. if you're looking to save space still, then you can try tightening the leading (which you should be fucking with anyway), but obv you don't want it to look too cramped.

actual comics dictate that the leading should be exactly enough to fit a bold word inbetween two lines, but that looks awful in webcomics and whatnot

>>3533019
Babies are cute, and I don't want to fuck them.
No I don't.

Actually in terms of panel order what would work better:

flash back to cheating first, then the forward to where cake things he gets mrs.cake pregnant

OR

mr.cake thinks he gets mrs.cake pregnant and then a flashback to the party showing what really happened.

>>3532964
Some of us enjoy talking to him about Ice Pack.
If you are so fresh out of the piss you have to flare up a stink about to to seem more 'like' us, more power to you.
But you do realize how well that works, right?