Which pony has the fartiest butt?
>>3504707Huh..
Why
dammit anon your a loose canonhand in your pony license
>>3504688>>3504716If we could, we would all filter Ross. If we could. But we can't. He's been told to not be a dick tons of times. But he's too immature and stubborn. It's time to bring out the banhammer.
>Post comparisons of old art with new art>Only get "it's alright" and such>Don't know if that means I've improved a lot
Call me paranoid but I don't really trust this thread
>>3504741Hahaha wait are you serious or just joking?
Time to switch the thread into Gottfried mode
>>3504741MD5
>>3504741Filtering his images works pretty well
>>3504750your improvement rate sucks
>>3504756Everything could use a little more Gottfried.
>>3504741Your speaking like bans actually do somethingMaybe a janitor could troll him occasionally for being a dick, but nothing too much woudl happen beyond that
>>3504751D-did I do something wrong, Anon-kun?
>>3504751i never trust any threads we have
Daily music dose, mlpg?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>3504707>Isaac will never collate all of these filenames and make a fanfiction from them
>>3504761FUCK WRONG LINK>>>/a/69203354
ATTENTION to the guy who made the fat AJ x Big Mac requestGimme a number or AJ's weight so I can draw this again. 300 lbs? 400? 500? What is it? Because apparently my rendition was too large, and I won't stop until you're satisfied. I did it with the Sweetie Belle request and I can do it with this one.
>>3504756pls post clitorispls
Caramel is straight, guys
>>3504738hahahahI like it
>>3504765IP range bans, nigger.>your
Leave meta shit in ded horse. It's time for ponies.
>>3504758>>3504760He keeps making new images. And he'll probably just start editing the old images to get around filtering.
>>3504778see>>3504773Where he wants you to stop because you're a failure.
>>3504784AH GOD FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK
>>3504790would you let fluttershy put a bucket filled with her farts on your head?
>>350477880 lbs
>>3504750post it
>>3504804how do you fill a bucket with farts
>>3504791MD5 those too and shut up
>>3504784How are we supposed to expand our collection if you keep using the same pictures?
>>3504789Yes, but when I reset my MAC address the new IP I get can be wildly different, up to and including the first byte.
>>3504782
>>3504778Just fuck off
What's worse? Everybody laughs endings or dance party endings?
Tard spammer is back, time to filter.
>>3504804Yes.
>>3504811Obviously, you condense them into a liquid and soak yourself with fart juice.
>>3504794Too bad. If he asks for something, he's gonna get it.
this thread needs more bookpone
>that fucking Renne Quest puzzleGod damn it LK. Does anyone have any ideas?
>>3504750Link?
>>3504750repost it you fag
>>3504384>>3504381yes she can take over that aspect toobecause you see crackle was top of the class in junior speedsters
>>3504825Dance party was the only acceptable ending of Invisible War, so I'll go with everybody laughs endings.The 80s ended for a reason.
>>3504825Where has there been a dance party ending?
>>3504841Would crackle a sheep pony?
>>3504825Nigga laughing end is THE best possible way to a pony episode. Always was, always will be.
HEY GUYSREMEMBER THIS EPISODE OF FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS?
>>3504833I really admire your dedication, Ross.
>>3504841Your fixation with that thing is bizarre.
Would you let a fat Rainbow Dash sit on your face.What if she was all sweaty and had really bad gas?
>>3504833You cease to impress me how pathetic you truly are.
>>3504836You know, he does those in a different thread for a reason.
>Rainbow Dash and Spike try to get The Machine to work.What happens?
>>3504833then just continue with it the way that you were going i guess since you already started it
>>3504853No.Wait!No.
>>3504855Yes.
>>3504784What the hell is that?
I need to ask a noob question.How do I filter?
>>3504845Finale kind of had one, combined with everybody laughs.
>>3504858yes and yes
>>3504852I haven't seen that pic since OG ED.
>>3504859He must be a real shut in.
>>3504841So...did you ever draw that picture of Teenaged Spike fucking Garble while Crackle watched because she blackmailed him?
>>3504852Tub Girl? Really dude? What is this 2004?
>>3504836What puzzle?
>>3504866Yes.
>>3504841>Crackle Going FastVGSVGTG
>>3504723What's up with the guy on the left?
>>3504762anon plspls anonplsanonpls
>>3504804Yes.Flutterfart is best fart.
>>3504884yeah now it's time for tub pony
>>3504890Don't worry mine sucks too, post yours.
>>3504833>Girl: Hey, I think we should start having sex>Guy: Cool>Later that night>Girl: I don't know. I don't think we should go through with this. I've changed my mind. Is that okay? >Guy: Too bad. If you ask for something, you're gonna get it.
>>3504882ew gay
>>3504889He's basking in the unbridled rage
>>3504699Fluttershy. She would fart uncontrollably as you gently massaged the tension out of her wings.
>>3504899
>>3504770NO FURRIES ALLOWED
>>35048754chanX. Very simple now. http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/
>>3504899Please go.
>>3504899Draw more Crackle
>>3504908
>>3504885It's at the end of Log 10. He gave us a number and a picture but we haven't been able to figure out what to do with them
>>3504852go away
>>3504914But GG and Ross are here.
>>3504899even you can't ruin her
>>3504920>mayhem>no using aerosmith
>>3504891Green clouds are so stupid.
>>3504875Do you have 4chanX?If no get it If yes near the post number of the post you want to filter you can see a small arrow. Click it, go to Filter and choose to filter by the trip of the guy who made the post, content of the post and so on
>>3504899Actually, your style kind of works for Crackle.
>>3504898don't bring up gendered stuff like this it will only devolve into stupid as fuck debates of "well she asked for it she kinda did deserve it blah blah blah womyn suck man stronk" and "ALL MEN ARE PIGS"
>>3504931The fact he tried shows how much of a fucking cunt he is.
>>3504899I like it
DORKS
>>3504899Not bad
would you help scootaloo with a baking soda volcano
>>3504778It should be ~800 lbs
>>3504932He quit.
>>3504899Finally you draw something I want to see! More please
*wwalks into thread**farts*
>>3504920>>3504932Aerosmith discontinued. You can't even download it right now.
>>3504926Link to that? I like to crack me some puzzle from time to time.
>>3504926>log 10have you tried the obvious?
>>3504899saved
>>3504931why are you carrying on this petty pseudo-rivalry
>>3504931what's there to ruin?
>>3504949Hell yes I would. We're totally going to win the science fair.
Hey Ross, I've got a request to modify that comicCould you instead make it about an ever growing Applejack being belly button fucked by Big Mac, until Crackle shows up, who is also getting huge and they start kissing while smooshing Big Mac between themI think Applejack would start at around 500 pounds and end at 800 while Crackle would be a good 1200 when we first see her and end at 1500
>>3504949Rumble would.
>>3504890>>3504897pls anonanon plsplsanonplspost it
>>3504932>using a dead script
>>3504841>yes she can take over that aspect tooBut can she take the knot?
>>3504961https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html>>3504962>obviousPlease, if there is anything obvious about this then tell me.
>>3504949In Dash's butt?...I need to go to bed.
>>3504949>Aspirant will never finish that story
>>3504777
>>3504967that's a dumb question
>>3504841there really needs to be more crackle
>>3504931>can't ruin a character that appeared on screen for 4 secondthere's nothing to ruin
>>3504955>using asterisks for actions>4chan
>>3504994Anon, your new is showing
>>3504949I would totally cum inside Scootaloo, if that's what you're asking.
I need a few screenshots of Chrysalis from the wedding episodes, particularly shots that have her horn on full display.
>>3504994*mmakes you angry*
Does 4chanX still break in FF16? I had to downgrade because of that.
>>3504993>there's nothing to ruinexactlyshe's perfect
>>3504989and apparently one you can't provide an adequate answer for
>>3504994Oh boy, a chance to use my new reaction image.
>>3505005
>>3504994
>>3505012No she isn't.She doesn't even qualify as a character.You're being really annoying with this, you know.
Why is she so perfect /co/? Why can't she exist?
>>3505008it works in 17 now, i think it's still broken in 16
individuals nteexce
>>3505012wheres hardtoget5.gif
>>3504955
red player is a nigger
>>3505013if you think anyone needs to justify their distaste for ross I don't even know what to say to you>>3505022>You're being really annoying with this, you know.with whatdrawing a character you don't want me to drawlol
>>3505026So this guy is confirmed from /v/?
>>3505023Because the world won't be able to sustain perfection
I have a boner that needs to be sated. Any good smut written recently?
>>3505042Yeah we already knew that
>>3505023Because she's the 5th worst pony.
>>3505023nobody's perfect, anonwouldn't that be boring?isn't it better to appreciate the perfection in imperfection?
>>3505028Here: >>3498450
>>3505026>plain old arial font.babbies first macro
>>3504901HEY MANYOU SAID YOU WOULD
>>3505057twifag go home
>>3505058>Rarity is so fat she causes an earthquake when she dances.gif
>>3505058Look at that. She's so fat just taking let steps causes then entire world to tremble. It's almost as if the world itself is frightened for her grotesque figure.
>>3505066no, I don't think that's true
>>3505072>>3505068Oh you guys.
>>3505068>she uses most of her magic to hide her weight which is why she can only do simple telekinesis spells
>>3505066But Twilight is 4th worst pony.
>>3505072SHAYTCHYOMOUF
>>3505042what I'm wondering is why the "Filter by Name" option isn't fucking working
Hey..do you guys know what this thread needs? MORE PINKIE!
>>3505068>>3505072>she takes a step>the ground quivers and shakes because it's not sure if it's good enough to be her support
>>3505084Refresh
>>3505072>let>meant lightFuck my life.
>>3505086pinkie never improves anything
>>3505058Rarity is such a bad dancer
>>3505086But Pinkie Pie is second worst pony.
Would you pone a pone pone pone
>>3504955>not this
I drew a Scootaloo. Beep beep.
>>3505041I haven't seen GG this happy and confident in months.
What the hell is pony season?
kero kero
>>3505086Fuck that.Celestia time.
>>3505097
>>3505102I'd still hug it.
>>3505102Her horn is funny
>>3505106get out frogfuckers
>>3505107Solar winds blowing the smell of freshly backed chocolate eclairs into the room.
so do we still like fat pone?if yes then pls post some fat pone drawn here recently
inverse arjikt
>>3505108She was drunk, Rarity has no excuse
I was gone all day what did i miss
>>3505097Rarity is the 2nd best dancer. Wedding promo proves it.
>>3505118???
>>3505108Why I see her dancing thereWhy her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soulI feel her, I see herThe sun caught in raven hairIs blazing in me out of all control
>>3505124>"God I just...Augh, I have this SPLITTING HEADACHE, man"
Would you a toxic unicorn's urethra? consensually
>>3505127>drunkStupid fanon. I bet you think ponies can't puke, either.
>>3505128Go away Luna. Go be useless somewhere else.
>>3505108
>>3505041You're gonna make that kids book.
>>3505124
>>3505124>>3505130>>3505137What are these people doing
>>3505106mugu mugu
>>3505138Fuck you.
>>3505138That arm looks like a leg.
>>3505138Can we please put this acid shit away now?
>>35051470/10 worst dance
>>3505097>White people
>>3504914You've never had a problem with WolfNanaki or Tess.
>>3505041So, looking at your tumblr, is your brother young? Retarded? or just not an artist?
>>3505138No.
>>3505104Having the threat of imminent homelessness lifted off of you probably does a lot for your spirits.
>>3505160>white people>not best thing on this planet>meanwhile muslims/indians pour sulfuric acids on peoplehurpa durpa
>>3505146pls Anon, we just want to frens
>>3505153Being amused at somebody's use of really old shock content?Might as well goatse us while he's at it
>>3505153Well, Full Stop is actually an artist.
>>3505161>TessWhat?
>>3505172If white people are so great, why can't they dance?
>>3505175Well, I guess you can stay. Since you're second best pone.
>>3505153They seem to think we're affected by gore because we like ponies.Summer and all that, you know.
>>3505172>im new and trying too hard
>>3505172meanwhile white people shoot up theaterswhat now, you fucking cracker?
>>3505180Fancy that, I had him filtered for some reason.
>>3505185Because we're good at doing other, more important and productive, things.
>>3505124Is he okay?
>>3505180Yeah, barely.
>>3505194But he was a Jew
>>3505185What about classical dancing?
>>3505194keep trying kike enabler. all the major shooters/serial killers in the us were jews.
>>3505199Did you hide the gore post and do you have recursive filtering turned on?Alternately, whatev, carry on. Your opinion of me is not really my concern.
>>3505106Toehoe please go.
>>3505200And you can't work dancing into that?
sustym was,
>>3505194They may shoot theaters but that will never take away their clapping spirit
Friday night. Bored as fuck. Might as well watch an episode of Pony. Haven't in, like, 3 months.Rolling to choose: post num mod 52 decides.
>>3505228THEY MAY TAKE OUR LAND! BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR CLAPS!
>>3505205>holmes'kay.
welpthese threads will never be good againi tried to hold out for co but i have to go backgoodbye forever
>>3505231Just make a random number generator, stupidMMDW
>>3505231Don't watch anything. Go outside and run some laps.
>>3505224To be honest, that's normal for japanese standards
>>3505231Sisterhooves social
>>3505235>Americans defeat the Chinese and Russians by clapping>Celebrate by clapping
Anyone know how to keep 4chanX settings/filters through updates/cache clearing?
>>3505239See you tomorrow.
>>3505239see you tomorrow
>>3505235*cclaps into thread*
Scribbles. I liked Sweetcream's design for Femsnips so I copied it shamelessly.
>>3505241>doesn't know how to moduloit's Feeling Pinkie Keen.
>>3505231>FPK
YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK
>>3505224I don't think MetalJesus understands that we laugh at embarrassing brony photos already.
>>3505262Oh my, that femsnips.GG, I may have a task for you
>>3505251>>3505254>>3505259
>>3505270I don't think he understands how ineffective manually spamming the general is.
>>3505167The joke is he can't draw, he's not really retarded you fuck.
>You spot her not too far off, hefting a haybale as big her entire body with casual motion>She see's you coming, wiping the back oh her forehead with the back of her hand, her long soft blond hair clinging in places>As you hand out the ice cold drink, she can't help but look at you up and down, laughing>"Nice apron!">You look down at the pink, kinda frilly apron you have on with little apples going down the front.>"It's Applebloom's. It was the only one I could find.">"I'm just teasing. Come here.">She take a lemonade and downs the tall glass in only a few heavy gulps, some of it running down her chin in neck. You can't help but watch.>She see's you looking and grins, making you feel embarrassed. >"What'cha looking at, anon?">"N-nothing. Sorry." You turn away>She wraps her muscular arms around you, keeping you from going. She's sweaty and dirty, you can feel the grit against your exposed arms. You don't mind.>She kisses your neck gently. Despite the heat, she feels very cool against you>The harvest is going to be a little late
>>3505267>mfw I found out about this recently
>>3505270It's a bit cute, actually
>>3505259>>3505254>>3505251
>>3505262That's a very sexy femsnips.
>>3505270Between that and the gore he seems like a very misguided teenager from /v/ on his first spate of brony trolling.
>>3505262Holy shit that OC on the left is amazing.
>>3505280
>>3505231#15. Feeling Pi- >>3505244YOU'RE RIGHT GODDAMMIT I'VE GOT LIKE 4 HOURS OF PODCASTS TO LISTEN TOI'M GOING TO WALK AROUND MOUNT ROYAL FOR LIKE 2 HOURS
here, have some delicious cake ass.
>>3505262I'd probably pork that Snips.
>>3505292
>>3505296He tried so hard/but didn't get far/in the end, it doesn't even matter
>>3505304Are those hands?
>>3505304Sometimes I feel like the only one in the General with zero attraction to Mrs. Cake
>>3505296Remember those guys on /co/ who used to blab on about how they were taking the 'fight' to the 'brony menace' (us)?I miss those days.
>>3505304Wish this dude would do more ponies.
>>3504952Are you ABSOLUTELY sure that's the weight you want for the new version?Also, Sweetie Belle requests, tell Sweetie to do something.
>>3505292DID SOMEONE SAY SHRUGS?
>>3505289>dolphin rape cave10/10 Best New Reason To Never Get In The Water (if this was actually real, lol)
>>3505278This is the design I'm talking about. I didn't get the pigtails right because I was going from memory.She's an adorable little butterball.
>>3505262>>3505305I definitely would. Hard.
>>3505306
>>3504986I-I could, if you want. After splotchbutt. You'll just have to remind me before I go soak my head in vidya or something.
S1 > S2
>>3505306Why can't I find a girl like her or shuggy Pinkie?
>>3505320I shall be telling Sweetie to fuck off and never return.
>>3505316KEEP IT TO ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERSSAGE
>>3505333>>>3504819
>>3505314You're not.
>>3505316There's this one anon who keeps on talking about how we need to hate on whatever it is he doesn't like, and he keeps aping that language.It's a really common mentality on 4chan. Anonymous doesn't seem to understand that vitriol and gore doesn't really stop anything.
>>3505333And?
>>3505314I've got nothing there for Mrs. Cake either.Mostly because I don't lust after married characters. Or married people for that matter.
>>35053433rd
>>3505320Draw her not being a mime
>>3505333and you are entitled to it
>>3505333naw manthey're about equal
>>3505320Draw her choking to death on Celestia's fat rolls.
>leave internet for a couple days>come back>McCarthy confirms that S3 only has 13 episodeswellfuck
>>3505350Would you smack mrs. cake's ass if her husband was in the other room?
>>3505350I wish I was you, I once fell in love with girl with a bf, and that experience left me scarred
GGwhy aren't you gonna draw gay stuff anymore?Can you at least draw more NTR instead?
Would you snuggle with your favorite pony nonsexualy?Even in the dead heat of summer, with no AC and no breeze outside?
>>3505362Source?
>>3505320>Also, Sweetie Belle requests, tell Sweetie to do something.Be drawn better.
>>3505362link to source
>>3505368No, because that's rude. Why would you slap Mrs. Cake's hired help?
>>3505362dat 8 month hiatusIt's going to be horrible.
>>3505374DHN
>>3505372>NTRbut he already kinda does stuff like that so it shouldn't be a problem.
>>3505362confirmed 13 GREAT episodes!
>>3505320Sweetie:Kick Rarity in the face. Closeup of the foot hitting the face.
>>3505378>pinkieGod no, she wouldn't be quiet about it.
oh snapis this a farty butt thread?!
>>3505320Ross:What's your favorite episode?
>>3505378> Why would you slap Mrs. Cake's hired help?Isn't that her job?
>>3505373Yes, and I will enjoy every second of it.
>>3505379>this feel>forever
>>3505325>Implying it isn't
>>3505397no. go away.
>>3505355I already drew that.>>3505361Oooh, tempting~>>3505376In what way?
>>3505384I meant draw MORE NTR. Also maybe capture more of the heart break and soul crushing agony of being NTR'd
>>3505368I really liked that one dead thread ERP/whatever that started with consentacle vore with Mrs. Cake and ended with Mr. Cake inside and his penis sticking out and us being the mare in the relationship.
>>3505401Rarity isnt going to snuggle you when its hot and your both all sweaty. Think of how matter her plush coat will be in the morning
>>3505384>there will never be good MLP ntr:(
>>3505407oops~
>CelestiaHer farts are thunder.
>>3505409Draw it again
>>3505419>non-consensual cuddles
>>3505383Why hasn't EQD reported on this yet?
>>3505379We'll have the comic right guys?RIGHT?
>>3505427>Thunder>Not solar windsDo you even know how to make me laugh?
Did you know that hating futashy is cissexist?http://prejudiceismagic.tumblr.com/search/futashy
>>3505422You actually need some couples for that to work. We only have 2.
>>3505388Nope, we already know there's going to be a Scootaloo episode and a Trixie episode. So no more than 11 great episodes.
>>3505427AND CRAPS LIGHTNING!
>>3505424twilight fart on me plz
>>3505373>pony>dead heat of summer>nonsexuallyI don't think that's how it works
>>3505433They did.
>>3505433>5They did
>>3505427>craps of thunder
>>3505437okay, that whole thing is a troll. Idc anymore
>>3505437Oh great I'm crosseyed now
>LunaMY PERSONAL MOON HAS VISCOUS WINDS! OH MY!
>>3505399I think my favorite episode has to be...... Look Before You Sleep. It's an episode that's looked down on as people thought Twilight was too bookish or too excited, and yet later episodes would substantiate that same behavior so the way the story progressed still holds up. Also, less characters on-screen (only three for the whole episode!) which means the animators had more time to really work on AJ and Rarity and make them react to each other. Voice work by St. Germain and Ball was even more entertaining than usual, particularly the part where they fight in bed.
>>3505437Oh, tumblr...
>>3505447>>3505448Shit i'm retarded.
>>3505457Isn't it true you've only seen a few eps from S1?
>>3505302>kanadianmove
>>3505455DOTH THOU WISH US TO FLATULATE IN THINE FACE?
>NTR>Wanting more of itThat is not how NTR works
>>3505455Our moon has wind too.
>>3505262boop, colourseriosuly GG, I wouldn't mind if you at least drew one thing involving this to see where it goes
>>3505478luna has the loudest farts
>>3505478No. But I want you to yell at my dick.
>>3505457my favorite part of that episode was rarity explaining how to make s'mores>perfectly square graham crackers always makes me smile
>>3505457That was a really good episode.
>>3505438I can see several >mr/mrs cake ntr>lyra bonbon ntr>celestia/twilight ntr>cadence/shining armor>twilights parents>rainbow dash/wonderbolts
>>3505473Can you imagine her and Pinkie in a room together with a case of red bull and 100 different games?
>>3505508>red bull0/10 shit tier
>>3505287Why can't she be real?
>>3505491I... huh..
>>3505481sure it is. its a fetish.
>>3505508oh my goshSLUT LEVELS WOULD BE THE HIGHEST EVER RECORDED
>>3505501Rarity's parents
>>3505520Like she'd want to be with a mozzarella stick like you. She wants a MAN
>>3505529that reminds me, was there a new GF today?
>>3505529That hamster is such a whore
>>3505550>tfw no gf
>>3505550No, it's next week.
>>3505550>that feel when no GF
>>3505529You play with Mable and Pinkie as they were brimming is carbonated energy, locked together in a single giant hamster ball?
>>3505557>>3505562
>>3505559It usually leaks a week early.
>>3505562
>>3505557>>3505562That stopped being funny before it was ever used.
Leth, why do you and PHN love being babby gen bashers?
>>3505577SO EDGY
>>3505573yeah, two weeks is the official release on TV, so next week is the Disney on demand or whatever it's called
>>3505573I don't watch the leaks, which is why I asked.
>>3505570Why doesn't Dash just apply to join the Wodnerbolts instead of doing roundabout stunts to get noticed?
>>3505562>that feel when nopony to fart on you
>>3505550Next episode is in August the 10th
>>3505587You're so cool. I wish I could be cool like you. You show that edgy guy!
>>3505584Gen bashing is awesome shut up
>>3505596because she got expelled from flight school
>>3505593Get the fuck out
>>3505599How the fuck did you just pass the wordfilter with greentext?
>>3505437I was trying to write an essay on rape culture to piss bronies off, but there's no way I could top this.
>>3505599it hurts anon
>>3505596I like to think she has to join the Air force first.
>>3505508later that night they both crash togetherevery game is at 100% completion
>>3505617>nopony
>>3505616whoa harsh
>>3505615She says she didn't get kicked out.
>>3505596She's a dumb cunt
>>3505617You mean nopony?
>>3505599>that feel when there will never be a good pone game other than a platformer
>>3505617blood magic
>>3505584mlpg post your Tribes profilesso we can judge you
>>3505620You should still make it.
>>3505633she's the element of loyalty, not honestyshe's a fucking liar
>>3505584I thought Leth liked pathfinder
>>3505644Okay. Here's mine:
>>3505644>tribes>not dota
>>3505644arright hang on
>>3505648She's telling the truth as she sees it. She was about to be kicked out, but quit for personal reasons.
>>3505640I had an idea for a Mystery Dungeon type game with Rarity exploring the Canterlot Caves from the wedding.
>>3505617Nopony isn't filtered.
>>3505659>been wanting to try and get into Sniper>Cant because every game half the team picks hard carries in the first milisecond
>>3505668I like the Recettear with Rarity and Sweetie as the fairy more
>>3505644is there a way to view them online or do i have to start up the game
>>3505647This gif is perfect for me because I read at a speed of 3 paragraphs a second
>>3505648Is there ever a time where Dash would be completely loyal, but would also be lying out her butt?
hory shetI love this new laptopI'm getting solid 60's in TF2 with full resolution and everything turned up, I love it.
>>3505617I think nopony isn't filtered, just anypony.
>>3505647pls go
>>3505679fuck those guys pick him anyway.then again sniper is the worst carry
>>3505647>Do you love me?>You have to mean it or it won't work!Oh god hnngg
>>3505683>mfw I can read each thing before it changes
>>3505688meh neither Dash nor AJ show their elements that much. I mean, yea they are honest and loyal but no more so than the other ponies.Come to think of it, has Dash's loyalty been tested outside of the pilot?
>>3505681Shoudlnt that be reversed? Rarity as the mature fary teaching lone silly little Sweetie very basic concepts and ending up eating cat food out of a cardboard box because he keeps asking too much for items
gnihtemos degnahc toom ,sdrawkcab si siht fi
>anypony>nopony>somepony
>>3505709She ended up being loyal to her friends in the Gilda episode
>>3505705you may be able to read but not to fully comprehend it
>>3505691What model?
>>3505705>Spending a day with Applejack and her family.gif
>>3505721What did he change?
We 10 months ago now
>>3505691damn, model, price?
>>3505691That's because TF2 is ancient. You could probably max it on an HD4000.
>>3505728and she was lying when she said that she was the one who set up all the pranks on gildait was all pinkie.
>>3505730But I can fully comprehend it. I'm an extremely fast reader. My teachers made em read upside down in class because I was going to fast for the other kids.
>>3505718Well I mean I'm saying Sweetie as the fairy as she's alwayse with you, not that they have the same roles.I mean the other mane six are adventurers so you fight alongside them and Sweetie follows you around
>>3505733Ĭ̶͔̱̲̩̽̐ͪ̏̉̄t̢̪̪͊ͦͦ̿͂̑ͧ́͟ ̷̷̸̱̲̜͙̦̯͉̈i̡̖͉͎̣͖̊̑̓̿͋͑͢s̬̘͎͙̖̺̞̦ͪ̈́ͭ ̴̶̦̟̮͙͎ͯͪ͗ͣ̈́́̀a̫̼͖̩̖̳͖̰̻̿̽̃̕ ̫̻̰̀͆̋̊̎̊̚m̸͕̫̳̻͂ͨ͠y̨̰̟̲̙̍s͔̥̺͔̜̗̬̞ͣ͗̇͋͐̓̀͛̚t͖͇̲̫̻̩̙̗͔͆̒͠e̺͍͈̟̬̼̗̪̓̿ͬ̽͒͛̊́͜͟ŗ̵̼̗̝̗̪͊ͮ̈́̌̊͆ỳ̢̥̲͓͕̱͍͚̮̈̚
>>3505740Fap to Daring Do old boy.
>yfw the next major villain was right, and the only reason he lost was because he took a dive.
>>3505644h-here I go
>>3505733RTLO doesn't work anymore, maybe if i add something.tset
>>3505753>toSeems like you didn't learn your grammar properly, though.
>>3505644Judge away, cruel mistressThe counts for flag caps and defenses are bugged out though.Also I only play CTF.
>>3505498Ah yes, that moment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVuNcuWpg84
>>3505753My teachers made me take my math tests while stoned because otherwise I was finishing too quick and making all the other kids feel bad and some of them started cutting
>>3505745The point is that I can expect performance enough to run at least half of my library.>>3505742Thinkpad E430 with i5 3410M and 320GB HDD, $570 delivered.I had a coupon code though.
>>3505778>Most played SentinelI hate you more than you will ever know
>>3505777>Pointing out one typo when there's another one in the same sentence.If all you can do is point out a minor typo you should at least point them all out.
>>3505498I love the little quirks in this show.>HES A MINOTAUR
>>3505808Sorry turns out I'm decent at predicting flight paths so I take out a lot of flag runners
>>3505798>>3505691>Shocked a laptop can max a game from 2007
>>3505798>thinkpadyou are my bro for life
I got a clan tag in tribesIt's MLPG
>>3505817>I love the little quirks in this show.>>HES A MINOTAURI never understood what was meant by that. It's true.
>>3505827Wut.Why?
>tfw it's been long enough since you've seen season 1 that rewatching the episodes feels kinda freshI-it's like season 3 is already here!;__;
>>3505820>intel graphicsIntel graphics chipsets are utter and complete garbage, I wasn't expecting stellar performance.I'm using it to gauge how well it will be able to run my other games. From what it shows so far I should be able to run most of my DX9-based games. DX10+ is out of the question.
>>3505818If I ever play with you my one and only goal will be to grief your shit
>>3505824Thinkpad 4 lyf. Grew up with a 600E.
>>3505798I'll note the model when I need to upgrade this one, thanks!>>3505820I have a 2009 laptop, and I need to use a shit-ton of scripts to make TF2 work without graphic lag,dem integrated graphics.I can't complain tho, since it was a gift.
>>3505836>Intel graphics chipsets are utter and complete garbage, I wasn't expecting stellar performance.This is a 570 laptop. Why spend so much?
>>3505820Crysis is from 2007.
>>3505841You wouldn't be alone. One time on crossfire a couple of people spent the entire last third of the game coming after me in shrikes.I've been on a doomburger kick recently anyway.
>>3505843>and I need to use a shit-ton of scripts to make TF2 work without graphic lagWait, what?
>>3505832it was only 1500 exp
Go away /g/.
is tribes fun mlpg? I was thinking about playing it
>>3505852theres a surprisngly large number of tools and such out there to make tf2 run on total garbage machines
Ross:What's it feel like to be a friendless loser no one likes?
>>3505850I don't play doombringer anymore. I'm always up against plats and high golds in AU and unless I've got a team that is actually working with me to help defend the flag I'm just a big fat sitting duck.MoFing as a SLD with proxy grenades is better.
>game is advertised as free to play>it costs moneymarketing executives.
>>3505844>so much... what? $570 is on the lower end of what you should spend on a laptop. Any less and your performance will be hella sluggish at best, boot times will be abysmal, and you won't be able to use it for much of anything.Don't even *utter* the words 'netbook'. They are so fucking weak as to be useless. The CPUs in netbooks would be more at home in a cell phone. I'm sure my Galaxy SII is more powerful than most netbooks.
>tfw I am seriously considering getting a vanity license plate that reads "DYEWTS"what has this place done to me
>>3505867links or keywords plz.
>>3505866JUST FUCKING TRY IT IT'S FREE YOU DOPEY CUNTyes it's good
>>3505866I'd play it if my machine could run it.It looks fun and fuck it, it's free, why would you even doubt at least trying it?
>>3505856we're neckbears too
>>3505880What would be the point?
>>3505891>neck bears
>>3505886because i could spend that time playing dota
>>3505896to see if people watch the show?
>>3505875I'm still pretty low-level, so teams are dopey on all sides. So a lone doombringer on the flag can get a lot done.Playing with other MLPG folks I generally need to pick something else though, like brute or sentinel to be effective.
>>3505904you can play 1 match at least and then you simply uninstall it if you want, shouldn't take that long
>>3505905Why not just do this instead? You'd be more likely to get a reaction that way.
>>3505866If you ever wanted a shooter but found that all of them are too damned slow, go ahead. Just don't expect to be good overnight. 4 months into it, I'm still terrible.
>hp compaq nc6120>1.73 GHz intel processorGet on my level, plebs
My guess would be Rarity, since she probably holds them in the most.
>>3505880i would get one that says >rape if i was in a state that had green letters
>>3505905>some brony faggot from the piss drives by you, rolls down the window, and screams "YOUR PLATE IS 20% COOLER"
>>3505871'S alright.
I love ponies that stand up on two legs. Shows off their sexy form.
>>3505824>>3505842We /g/ now
>>3505877>Not putting linux on netbooks>Not spending 200-300 dollars on a simple laptop for web browsingDo you even /g/?
>>3505920>1.73 GHz
>>3505927>the flamingo
>>3505916This.If you like it, fork out $10 bucks for the smallest gold patch to get yourself VIP.Getting VIP early will dramatically increase your XP gain permanently. With weapon prices having decreased and the fact that now your equipment naturally accumulates experience it's a lot less grindy.
>>3505927I fucking agree.
>>3505927IT IS CUTE WHEN THEY DO THIS
>>3505927>Sexy No. Pone non two legs is cute and hilarious. Not sexy though.
>>3505924>implying they'd recognize the acronym
>>3505927>you like >HUMAN POSESHow gay of you.
>>3505877I bought an ASUS Transformer and got the keyboard to go with it. Beats the shit out of every netbook ever made. And the games are impressive.>mfw Dead Trigger
>>3505936Dual booting Win7 and Ubuntu on this E430 for school. Gaming performance is a tertiary concern behind boot times and word processing/presentations, but very much appreciated.it was down to Asus TF300T or this E430 anyway. I wasn't gonna get anything weaker/less capable.
>>3505950"DYEWTS" has expanded beyond the boat, bro.
>>3505961pls nolet me have thispls
>>3505944God I want to rub her adorable plush belly so hard
>>3505871I have a couple of buddies that I watch baseball with every now and then. Skype fills in the gaps. If any American contacts are asleep, I know a couple Brits, a Scot, two Italians, a spaniard, a turk, and like five or six Japs. We have to use google translate to talk to each other, so there's plenty of mistakes, but it's fun nevertheless. The italians and the spaniard fluently speak and write english, so I'm covered there.Isn't online communication great?
cute or sexy?both!cutexy~
>>3505960I heard Ubuntu is bad now.
>>3505940I wish they hadn't done that GODDAMN ONE DAY AFTER I BIT THE BULLET AND SPLURGED ON UPGRADING GODDAMN 100/10 iMAD
>>3505977>rdfightingbackfarts.png
>>3505942
Can someone link me to the mlpg tribes player list?
>>3505977I agree EI logo makes me wet as fuck. I would totally fuck that bad mother fucker.
>>3505971>>3505961We'll still have Marker pony, Tex-anon, and a few other things. Remember: Don't make fan art or whatever of these things. Too much and it attracts "them"
>>3505977That was much cuter than how she boxed at Discord.
>>3505935my SSD crashes all the time
>>3505974Sorry but that will never happen.
>>3505881Just look for "Max FPS TF2 Config"
>>3505975>I have a couple of buddies that I watch baseball with every now and then. Skype fills in the gaps. If any American contacts are asleep, I know a couple Brits, a Scot, two Italians, a spaniard, a turk, and like five or six Japs. We have to use google translate to talk to each other, so there's plenty of mistakes, but it's fun nevertheless. The italians and the spaniard fluently speak and write english, so I'm covered there.>Isn't online communication great?That is so fucking sad.
>>3505992>tentaclesWorst fetish. Worse than diapers.
>>3505995choose one>ei hub
>>3506002Holy shit you need some airflow on that fucker
>>3505975Maybe if we got Ross some friends he'd leave us alone?
>>3506015na im ok with tentacles, most of the timefart, fat and diapers i cannot stand
>>3505920>Thinkpad 600E>Pentium 2 366MHz>Y2K ready stickerget on MY level, faggot.
>>3506019It's a bug with the sensors.
>>3506008DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS
>>3506015>not liking diapersYour opinion is shitty.
>>3505988Unity is pretty shit, but looks kinda cool. Might drop it for GNOME.I run Xfce on my old P4 desktop in my room, which is what I'm posting from while I twiddle with the thinkpad next to it.
>>3506027What OS is on that? Does Puppy Linux work well on it?
>>3506015You can't be serious
>>3506023>fart, I cannot standHow the hell do you deal with these threads?
Post battlestations.
>>3506040By ignoring shit he doesn't like, clearlyYou know, like a rational human being
>>3506016You can't make me choose.
>>3506040Filters work wonders.
>>3506029hola anon
>>3506041
>>3506032
>>3506002rate me /g/
>>3505961So what else have we lost?>rape>fluffy ponies>the fandom itself>"brony," "love and tolerance," etc.>Derpy>Vinyl Scratch>Trollestia/Molestia
>>3506060>cardboardi lost my shit
THIS IS YOUR WORLD
>>3506052Well, "cannot stand" implied he found it intrusive.
>>3506067There are so many things wrong with that post I don't even know where to start
>>3506037Windows 2K and running in a VM to keep her clean. She just can't handle proper antivirus software anymore so I just have it boot from an image and pull reaction images from a networked storage drive. (which is actually really convenient if you have more than one machine you browse 4chan with, I recommend it)My desktop is not quite as impressively bad but its bad.
>>3506019my room is practically a sauna, i've installed so many fans on my rig, and watercooling and yet it still get's really hot. I just gave up
>>3506066>1600x900>733gB HDdo you even?
>>3506085Speaking of which is there a Linux equivalent to Speccy or CPU-Z?
>>3506085>Windows 2K and running in a VM to keep her clean. She just can't handle proper antivirus software anymore so I just have it boot from an image and pull reaction images from a networked storage drive. (which is actually really convenient if you have more than one machine you browse 4chan with, I recommend it)I suspect Puppy Linux would be less work...
>>3506069lol babby autist brony cant Macgyver his own rigsprobably uses nonfree software
>>3506088Put it in the fridge.
>>3506097
GUYSQUICKBE INTRESTING
>>3506085Deepfreeze isn't a VM.
>>3506097Please don't make me start listening to Disney music again. Please.
>>3506066>gtx 480>amd phenom II x6stage your own murder where you are the murderer and the victim
>>3506105>not using a minifridge as a case
>>3506093Maybe. I'm just surprised it still runs, half the time I try to boot I just get an ASCII image of a hard disk, and the battery life has dwindled into the 5-minute range
>>3506106Was there ever a nigel version of that cadance gif made?
>>3506107Applejack likes apple fruits.
>>3506066I don't think I've ever posted my shit before.
>>3506120speaking of fridges I've always wanted to use Freon to cool a computer for some reason
>>3505916>>3505940ok anons, i'll give it a shot
>>3506123>you and AJ are goin at it>she stops you>"Fuck this apple, sugarcube">you figure it was a silly metaphor>you lean back in to make out some more>she pulls an apple out and puts it between youWhat do?
>>3506121>Maybe. I'm just surprised it still runs, half the time I try to boot I just get an ASCII image of a hard disk, and the battery life has dwindled into the 5-minute rangehaha oh wow.Try linux man. You can put Puppy or some others on a flash drive so you don't have to waste a cd/dvd.
Guys how do I keep a conversation going after I've run out of things to say?
>>3506122
>>3506129>3 monitors>CintiqLK plspls draw
>>3506140Well, it's time to core that apple, dammit.
>>3506117>Glitter Glue and sentenal visit Dr. Facilier
>>3506148Not the one I was thinkin of but HAH
>>3506145I like to think of it an an old beat-up truck.
>>3506161>core that apple
>>3506147don't run out of things to say, duh
>>3506162What would a Pony version of New Orleans be called?
>>3506161
>>3506147make grunting and sqealing noisesbonus points if you cut in or out of monologue about anything that way
>>3506177New Foalines?
it's Friday nightand I want a gun horsedoes anybody else want a gun horse?
>>3506153But I have work.
>>3506177Atlantis
>>3506169But you can put a new motor in it and it'll work like a charm.
>>3506196dohoho constituting eensrt
>>3506196Oh god, 10/10.
>>3506191I'd play a gun horse
>>3506172
>>3506172>Someone saved that>They renamed it
>>3506210SO THATS WHERE THAT FACE IS FROM
>>3506210What the heck is going on here
>>3506117ARE YOU REEEAAADDY
>>3506191>>3506208But I'm busy organizing pictures on my computer.
Let's say you had the money to pay him to read some pony fapfiction, which one would you submit?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
>>3505650Well I played against him a couple hours ago and he was playing raider attacking gen constantly.And before that I found PHN in a game and we decided to throw a disco in the enemy gen room
DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NASYLVIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3506221Cloudchaser is licking a tiny Fluttershy into Flitter's horse vagina.Duh.
>>3506229Why organize pictures when you can shoot horses?
>>3506162>Now you my friend are from the board /tg/>you blew through /v/ and /mlp/(I'm from /tg/ myself, with a little /k/ on the side)>Your fame is HIGH,>but your funds are loooow
>>3506196That's terrible.Funny, but terrible.
>>3506241Im all for murder horse
Good night, sweet MLPG. Four in the morning is my limit for weekends.
>>3506117no disney music, i promisehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiB4dMwDFtg
>>3506241Well I'd play murderhorse if someone made the game.
>>3506256>Splotchbutt nightcapI want one
>>3506256>PyjamasBritish?
Lets do this murder horsehttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242043?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3506256Why is anon wearing Luna's nightcap?
>>3506256BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE COMING DOWN IN PAIRS
>>3506117Fine, have some Mandalorian music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4dopv9TrvI&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LL12A9qs3C4n2JdbLIQAm6Ng
>>3506256that itty bitty scrunch
>>3506282BANANASIN PAJAMASARE CHASING TEDDY BEARS
>>3506290Will we ever know what it is to scrunch?
>>3506298'CAUSE ON TUESDAYS THEY ALL LIKE TO CATCH THE UNAWARES
>>3506311>thei blew it.
>>3506256I love you appledraw more luna some time
ARE YOU READY TO boop
>>3506287Dat's pretty cool.>Mfw listening
>>3506324ALWAYS!>filenameBut why?
>>3506323I don't think Apple drew that one. It's his anon but I don't know that it was actually him
>>3506324quit being so depressed
>>3506248You need to run a fundraiser 'cause tumblr got dough
>>3506323That is not Apple.Apple went back to /vp/
>>3506298if you go out in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise.oh if you go out in the woods today, be sure of a big surprise.for every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because, today is the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Quick question; how did dubstep become the music style of the "fandom?"
>>3506311SO PREPARE FOR A CHANCE OF A LIFETIMEBE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEWS
>>3506348;;__;;
would you tell pone you love her?which one?
>>3506353GROWING OLDER ALL THE TIMEFEELING YOUNGER IN MY MIND
>>3506364_____Yes__________Derpy_____
>>3506364i'd have to go with any
>>3506352Better question: How did dubstep manage to be called "music" in the first place?
>>3506362You could always go to /vp/ with himYou won't be missed
>>3506337>>3506340don't worry i expect it to over next weekmy depressive phase i mean.
>>3506364Yes.This one.
>>3506352it's really fucking easy for idiots with no skills or musical knowledge to make dubstep "music."There are good dubstep producers and songs but it also has the lowest skill entry point as a genre of music except for maybe garage punk or whatever that shit is where they just wail on guitars and yell.
>>3506343>On you sentenal i dont wanna waste much time>you've been autistic all your life
>>3506364YesTreekicker
>>3506352Because most of the fandom producers already made dubstep before they discovered the show.
>>3506352>>3506377Dubstep is popular now. Especially among 15-20's. Guess who the fanbase is largely made out of?
>>3506376>Luna on her third century alone on the moon.jpeg
>>3506384Ya got a skype?
>>3506389>There are good dubstep producers and songs
>>3506129>275.33
>>3506389>or whatever that shit is where they just wail on guitars and yell.It's called "art"
>>3506366IT'S NOT MY FAULTI'M NOT TO BLAMEIT WAS THE GYPSY GIRL, THE WITCH WHO SET THIS FLAME
>>3506404Well, yeah. Haven't you ever heard of Skrillex?
>>3506384Being able to see it for what it is can help a lot in combating it. Be well, arright?
>>3506364Feety Pie of course
>>3506415I COULD CARE LESS
>>3506402probably closer to a monthim genuinely surprised she could even talk when she came back
>>3506404just because you hate it doesnt mean it cant be done tastefully.
>>3506376Hnnngh... Second best pony is so cute...
>>3506334Kandosii, me'ven?http://mandoa.org/I didn't know anyone had written down anything about the Mandalorian language - just stumbled across this when I found that video. You can find some cool stuff on the internet sometimes.
>>3506403not a public one yet. but i don't see why anyone would want to talk to me. especially now.
>>3506402>>3506432i thought lauren faust confirmed she was nightmare moon the whole time and not luna
>>3506436If I heard a dubstep song done tastefully I probably wouldnt hate it now would I?
This is...finished, I guess?Took me ages getting around to finishing it up though.It's alright I guess...
if bronies were truly a talented fandom, someone would have composed a pony opera by now
>>3506458Looks nice.
>>3506377Because dubstep starts out as real music and then "drops the bass" a.k.a turns jumbled crap>>3506399>Guess who the fanbase is largely made out of?10 year old little girls?
>>3506458I am so fucking bad at this
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242082?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3506458Looks great!
>>3506448If you're really feelin down take a nap. Normally helps for me.If it doesn't help listen to some of your favorite music.
would you a gunpone
>>3506457You never looked, because you just took anon's word for it.
>>3506466>starts out as real music and then "drops the bass"I swear to god every dubstep song is a god damn jack in the box.>wait for it>waaaitt fooor iiiit>BAM songs shit now
>>3506450nightmare moon is luna
>>3506393Sah, I say Sah, I must declare that we shall have to duel for the fair lady's affections.
>>3506492No, Luna is Nightmare Moon. There's a difference.
>>3506487I've been linked several songs.and by several i mean a fucking ton.EACH ONE resulted in roughly a minute of "music" then someone turned on the blender.
>>3506488theres plenty of dubstep without drops that stay relatively close to the intro of shitstep
>>350647210/10
>>3506488How about this one?Culprate - Tentacle (VIP)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_F_buQnGIE
>>3506508If you don't like it you don't like it.That doesn't mean it can't objectively follow good composition practices.Brony music doesn't do this.
>>3506476TessStop being sick and ink the Twirity comicI need Rarity's faces
>>3506461They would never finish it. Half way through, they would wake up and realize, "Dear god; I'm composing an actual, full-length opera about My Little Pony. This... this really isn't healthy anymore."
>>3506461would you drop a 5 ton weight onto a pony diva from the rafters
>>3506535>Implying bronies have any ability to feel shame or be self aware.
>>3506472Pfhahaha, I love it
>>3506535You fucking know that would never happen.
>>3506528This, anything and everything can be done objectively well. I'm sure if you got someone who knew what they were doing to set out specifically with the intention of making a good dubstep track they would pull it off.
>>3506493Would you have a gentlemanly duel for your favorite pony's love?What would it be? And for whom?
>>3506516See where is this stuff when people mention "dubstep"?Thats like, the shitty dubstep but made by nighttime MLPG when they are chill.The random sound effects even made me chuckle.
>>3506559I'd fight a fucking army.
>>3506256>four amPls come to bed with me. We could watch the sun rise together~
>>3506535if that was possible, the Ponies Anthologies would have never been made
>>3506559Fisticuffs at dawn.For the fair flower of the Apple Farm, Applejack.
>>3506559NoBareknuckle boxing, Applejack
>>3506559what does the loser get?
>>3506448Go to bed, Herr Kraut.
>>3506582Acid
>>3506582The loser gets banished from Equestria forever.To Gensokyo.
>>3506582Rainbow DashBetter hope you win
>>3506448Not that guy but I'd talk to you. I'm familiar with some of those feels.As mopey as I am I hate seeing other people upset.
>>3506577>>3506579You and me have a match scheduled, it seems.
>>3506582That depends on the nature of the duel, young man. If it's a bout of fisticuffs, you might walk away with a firm licking.If it's with pistols or the sword or knife... you may have a bit of a problem.
>>3506592I get the feeling everyone else has had more sex than that unicorn.
>>3506598And if it's banjos?
>>3506591>implying I wouldnt throw the duel then
>>3506529I'm not sick anymore.Though I can still smell bits of dried citrus.Fruity.I did try to finish those up but some how ended up with three new canvases and this thing.
Scootaloo will grow up to be the hottest CMC.Mark my words.
>>3506595Uh, I guessExcept I led with "no" as in "no, I wouldn't duel for my favorite pony's love"Didn't say anything about not specifying the rest, so I did anyway.We can still fight if you want, but the stakes are lower since I'm not really interested in the prize.
>>3506609>starts out as a duel>ends up being http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWAcgefsQQ>song finishes>Anons buddy up and head to the bar>AJ standing there wondering what the fuck just happened
>>3506566Haha, have some more chill dubstep then.Ed Sheeran - The A Team (KOAN Sound Remix)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMhVphZIRI
>>3506573>Ponies Anthologies I don't know what that is, but it sounds horrible. Link?>>3506566I've always thought theUlast could make something good from time to time.
>>3506626where did all her organs go
>>3506638Stuffed into her tits
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
>>3506592TALK TO THIS GUY it's SBI can confirm that he is a complete bro and will totally help you through your depression phase.
>>3506609>>3506609http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxjsMqBr1x
>>3506632Well enough, I suppose. We could go for drinks instead.
>>3506622>last hobopony update was more than a month agoWhat the fuck man.Is that on hiatus too with the show or what?
>go to see what apple has been doing>all of his latest picsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3506588I will lose intentionally then.
>>3506648Best finish that song fucker
>>3506651I don't drink.
>>3506646No, but I've asked the grinning bobcat why he grins.
>>3506658
Why are some of our more popular drawfags always so depressed?Jesus christ.
>>3506670Never said it had to be alcoholic.I don't drink either.
>>3506632I'd have a friendly bout with you.I'm not really a fighter though.And please don't hit me in the face.Or the hands. I need those.
>London Olympics don't compare for shit to the Chinese OlympicsI'm not surprised, China's was amazing.
>>3506559I couldn't do that.She has to be the one to make the decision.
>>3506677Part of the job.
>>3506687He can kick you in the dick. Not like you have a use for it.
>>3506633>a new spyro game comes out for the ps3>this guy makes the soundtrackwhy can't we have nice things
>>3506636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjgthat's the first one, the 2nd one was released recently and it's 1 hour and a half long
>>3506680Baller, let's go for sarsaparillas
>>3506648shit what was the name of th at song
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242124?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3506669I can't - I popped my B-string a couple days back and I haven't had a chance to change it. ;_;
>>3506658whats apples nsfw tumblr?
>>3506677It comes with the territory with creative people.I don't think Ross is depressed.
>>3506588lsd or buttclub?either way i would lose intentionally
>>3506705...You're kidding, right?>duel>banjosCome on, you can do it...
>>3506703I actually like the videos. Granted some of the clips are bad even to me.I must be a faget or something
>>3506710his nsfw FA is SunnySoda.
>>3506677Depression is a big part of being an artist.You spend hours working on something, and after you're done, people will:A) Tell you that you suck and will never get betterB) Demand you draw pornC) Skip over it entirely
>>3506700Uh, bareknuckle boxing. No kicking strikes by those rules.>>3506687It's kind of a bad idea to punch someone in the head with a bare fist, the jaw is a much bigger, heavier, and more solid bone than any of the bones in the hand. Bodyblows until your opponent cannot maintain his endurance generally is the method of winning a bout.Honestly I'm probably like twice your size anyway, I'd feel bad.
>>3506701Nigga what.Spyro ain't Spyro without Stewart Copeland doing the soundtrack.
>>3506732I find some of the clips enjoyable, but they are nitpicked among the trash
>>3506722PffSo would be his waifu?I say Fluttershy
>>3506648where is Art-Anon, anyways?
>>3506655I don't know.I don't know what I'm doing anymore.What am I doing now?Oh Jesus.
>>3506705http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj9ghC2SgbY
>>3506741>implying is has to do with other peoples' opinions and not dissatisfaction with yourselfMan you don't even know how depression works.
>>3506741>being an artist for others and not yourselfI dont understand this... I just dont.I always figured you make the art first, then if others like it too cool.
>>35067426'7", ~320.
>>3506717>Ross>popular MLPG drawfagwat
Rate my 2hu pona
>>3506746I think Pinkie Pie.Only she can bring light and joy to the darkness he lives in.
>>3506758>i draw for myself like a true artist
>>3506609>banjos>not fiddles
>>3506751Tess, I am very dissapointed in you.Very.Dissapointed.
>>3506717Of course he's not - he's not creative or popular.
>>3506741But... that's your problem, not other people's. Stop trying to blame others for your own failings.The main reason why you are depressed about shit is because you aren't drawing for the right reasons.
>>3506759Holy shit guy. 6'6", 240.I guess uhI guess bodyblows wouldn't really do much to you, huh.
>>3506751YOU SAID YOU WOULD UPDATE IT SOONAND THEN YOU STUFFED PINKIE'S PIE WITH A DICK
>>3506770I dont even draw. I wasnt born with the talent. haaaaaBut seriously, if I did create, I would do it for myself.Fuck recognition.
>>3506780So am I.
>>3506794and that's why you don't draw
>>3506765It's like Nanaki except it's not.
>>3506758The idea of making art for oneself is relatively new - all the old master painters had patrons and backers for whom they provided their works.
>>3506759>320Casual
>>3506765this makes me remember how much i love 2hui wish i had enough autism to obsess over two things at the same time
>>3506757I always thought dissatisfaction of self sprouted from rejection by others. >>3506758>I always figured you make the art first, then if others like it too cool.And I always thought making art was like writing; it's good and all if you think you've churned out your best work, but it ends up being completely pointless if it doesn't inspire thoughts/reactions from others.
>>3506750I'm sure he's around here somewhere...
>>3506807Those were career artists that earned their bread from doing art.The drawfags in the general are hardly career artists.
>>3506800Is it true that you made porn?Those pictures are just rip-offs of yours style, right?You didn't actually drew porn, right?Right?
>>3506806That's good thing, right? I mean that it's not.>>3506815I am autistic enough and it feels good
>>3506840Oh boy here we go.
>>3506840tmitess.tumblr Check it out some time.
>>3506824I draw because I like the process of creating pictures.I share/take requests because I am not super-full of my own ideas and I dig it when I can make people smile.
>>3506790I guess not.I have kinda weak arms, though and I'm betting my stamina's lower than it should be. Any bout with us would be laughably short.I've considered learning to grapple and wrestle, because my size makes it the most viable option
>>3506833I thought drawfags were people who tested out their skills on 4chan before getting the confidence to try making it career-orieted
>>3506850Are you me?
>>3506777I thought about that as I was posting, but I was actually thinking of the scene from Monkey Island first.
>>3506751don't fret, ask tumblrs are the devil. they burn you out very easily.
>kingcheeta just had his bag stolen>he lost his macbook pro and a lot of traditional furry porn art he was working onthe thief's face when he sees all that shit
>>3506866Iono, do you also work as an intern at IBM? Majoring in computer science? Have a hard time forming lasting bonds with people? Prefer isolation anyway?
>>3506777Someone knows their bluegrass history!I love you guys, seriously.
>>3506887Is he OK?
>Check tess' nsfw tumblr>That grunkle stan picturejesus christ tess. This shit is too fucking funny.
>>3506750He was here a couple days back. He says he's been busy, though.
>>3506892King of the Hill taught me that.
>>3506894no, he died from massive from internal organ rupture.
>>3506888I may not be an intern at IBM majoring in computer science, but everything else you just said is basically the same.
>>3506898>Is go time>Check tess nsfw tumblr>Cant stop laughing
>>3506857I still have no idea how I'd go about trying to harm you with bare fistslike, just go for the head and suck it up? I don't even know.I am not a fighter either can you tellAlso I think exceptional height tends to actually be a liability in grappling because of leverage problems
>>3506898Dare I ask for a link?
>>3506939>closed fist to the head>not full retarddo you hate your knuckles
>>3506894ded probably
>>3506937>see post where he is sad that nobody else faps to his hilarious pictures>laugh even harderGod damn Tess. God damn.
>>3506928uh how about...value emotional independence in romantic relationships?Can't actually do romantic relationships because you can't stand having a person so close to your mind?eehhmm....prefer cats to dogs?
New Bitches and Horses http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242163?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3506958Dude, just go two posts back. I know it's retarded. I explained WHY it's retarded.
>>3506953>>>3506849Dare you read the thread?
This always gets me.
>>3506963wtf happened, why did he fall?
>>3506963Oh god... that is hilarious.
>>3506887Did he died?
if ponies was humans, who would be tallest?
You are going to die alone and afraid, secure in the knowledge that nobody you know ever loved you.
I don't think I can take this anymore.I'm quitting cold turkey. Deleting my whole image folder. Getting out for good.Here's hoping I don't come back in a weak moment.
>>3506970Yes. Yes to everything.The second one is a thing because I used to be engaged but I was ditched when we both discovered I could not give her children. Dat cynicism.
>>3507003Celestia
>>3507014bye ross
>>3507004it's good to know this from 20 years of age
>>3506840Honest to God truth?Yes and I hate it.
>>3507014See you tomorrow.
>>3507004Yup. No big.>>3507014See you tomorrow.
>>3507014See you tomorrow
>>3507014See you next monday
>>3507003Of the main six? Fluttershy.Of the princesses, Celestia.
>>3507018Wow. What a horrible woman...
>>3507014why is Cheerilee so sexy?
>>3507024Aw, why do you have to hate it, it's hilarity.
>>3507024So are you done doing porn?
>>3507018let me let you in on a little secreti answered yes to everything you did
Tess and Ross draw similar.
>>3507018You fucking proposed to somebody who would leave their fiancee for that reason? How do people even end up in situations like this? How would you fall in love with someone that fucking cold/retarded? How would you care about someone that cared more about sperm than you?
>>3507028>>3507025>>3507032>>3507033:I
>>3507004But that's a lie.Me mummy loves me and that's enough for me.I have goats to milk.
>>3507039http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GZFbCqx18
>>3507050That's cool, tell me more!
>>3507037I like the humanised pics where Fluttershy is tallest and seems kind awkward by her height
>>3507064Pls Tabitha pls
>>3507066fits
>>3507014Remember to get a new hobby/interest. Can't just leave an empty spot, or you'll come back.
Come play murder horse. http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242163?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3507063:)
>>3507039Teacher's charmHot 80's look
>>3507058Because everything was fine until we tried to have kids. She was maternal and always wanted to bear kids of her own. It was not an issue until it was. I had no idea she'd leave me for that, how would I?
>>3507039You tell me.
>>3507018For me it was just>tried relationship>slowly approached insanity from overexposure to other party>broke it off before I went truly nutsseriously though that sounds like an awful thing to have had to deal with.
guys what about me. can I be cool for drawing porn and comics too?
>>3507066>"It's gonna be Van Halen, I just know it.">click>tfw you called that shit
>>3507072When it's drawn not disgusting, if I might add.
>>3507072like Ross' Fluttershy?
>>3507098>that awful outfit>that horrid colour scheme>that kloudmutt can't art
DJ ACID APPEARS BEFORE YOUYOU HAVE 3 CHOICES1. EAT HER CUM AND BECOME HER SLAVE, EVENTUALLY BEING DEVOURED BY HER COCK AND TURNED INTO CUM YOURSELF2. BE EATEN BY HER AND HAVE YOUR SOUL TRAPPED INSIDE HER STOMACH FOR ALL ETERNITY AS SHE TORMENTS YOU WITH GHOST TENTACLES3. BE VAPORIZED BY A NUCLEAR BOMB SHOT AT HER THAT FUTILELY HAS NO EFFECT
>>3507106oops
>>3507110If I wanted to look at noodle people I'd masturbate to Adventure Time characters.
>>3507090Would you take teenage 80's Cheerlie to the prom? Opening the door for her, pinning on a flower to her nice dress and laughing at her as the bucket of pig's blood drenched her?
>>3507098That's horrifying.
>>3507098Oh god
>>3507124Jokes on you I masturbate to Bubblegum and Fire Princess daily.
>>3507106>>3507110
>>3507069i want to be in a relationship where i'm so close to the other person,that we agree to exchange identities and interests; then that little bubble between me and her would be gone.
>>3507139>The two worst princessesWhy am I not surprised. You have as poor taste in them as you do pony
>>3507122Fuck you.
>>3507101Yes. Just look at some of the tryhards. They eventually become popular, even if they suck.
>>3507122I chose to filter the words dj acid
>>3507125>teenage 80's Cheerileehmmm...pssst. hey. RCH.
>>3507122Option 3.At least it's a painless death.
>>3507157Fuck you
>>3507122Fuck you, I make my own path.I Parkour my way up to her head and kill her with a sword/rebar/sharpened piece of scrap-iron into her eye.
>>3507139cookie princess was best princess until he committed sudoku
>>3507162Dj acid.
>>3507177>Implying puny mortal weapons could hurt her
>>3507125
>>3507173Fuck me.
>>3507177Gotta go with knapped glass knives, brudda.
I would ask how few of you remain who don't jerk it to pony stuff, but pic related.
>>3507195Fuck me
>>3507177>not reflecting the sun with your sword to find her weak spot and then slowly climbing up there to stab it
>>3507195a/s/l?
One more person needed for mafhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242163?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
Do you think if Applejack was real, she'd swear a lot?
>>3507045I hate that I don't want to stop. I like it and I hate that I do. And I hate that other people found it.I'm just mad I guess.
>>3507208Oh god I remember when I used this a lot.
>>3507205Sweetie don't say damning
>>3507213RD would swear more
>>3507214Make cute porn. It suits your style.
>>3507207Wherever I stab her - THAT will be her new weak spot.
>>3507166
Your favorite pony is now knee deep in the dead. How well do they do?
All these moments will be lost in time... like tears in the rain. time to die.
>>350720816/F/Equestria
>>3507208angry sexy lyra?yes please.
>>3507214Come on Tess I like itI mean it's hilarious as fuck but I can fap to it.And if you have fund drawing it you should still do it and not hate it.Remember you draw for fun not for someone.
>>3507213i guarantee it
>>3507225YOU ATTEMPT TO STAB DJ ACIDHER FLESH TURNS TO GOO AND ABSORBS YOU. YOU ARE THEN MOVED THROUGH HER SKIN UNTIL YOU END UP TRAPPED IN HER STINKY PITS
>>3507214At first I was like "Tess doing porn?"But then I remembered that people can do what they want to do.And you probably did the funniest porn pictures I've seen so far.
Would you DP a pone
>>3507214I don't see why it mattersDraw what you like, right?
>>3507222I like to think Pinkie would, but they would always be nonsensical and non offensive Stuff like "fudge knuckles"
>>3507122Stop trying to ruin the dickgirl goddess for me.
>>3507229bea arthur is best pone
>>3507250I want to be DP by a cute shark man
>>3507223But Tess's porn isn't cute at all.it's quite horrifying, actually. But it's funny. I am still conflicted about it. Porn is a good way to be popular and earn bronybux from said popularity... but if that's not Tess's intent then I'd stop.
>>3507239What's up with that pegasus lyra?
>>3507162I there like a find-and-replace wordfilter script for 4chan?I don't want to filter DJ Acid but I would like to replace every mention of her name with "70-foot tall Vinyl Scratch with a 23-foot green penis."
>>3507213>>3507244>"GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! I DON'T PAY YOU SPICS TO SLACK OFF!">"BIG MAC - SHOW THESE PUSSIES HOW TO BUCK SOME FUCKIN' APPLES!"
>>3507228Well, considering her computer can't play the original DOOM very well, I'm surprised Applejack has done as well as she has.
>>3507229Would you hold a very tired elderly mane 6 in your arms as the life ebbs from their aged body, but they're too senial to realize it?
Be honest, MLPG.Have you lived enough of a virtuous life that Catholic Jesus would smite DJ Acid for you if she ever attempted to swallow you?Accursed Protestants need not apply.
>>3507214I love your pictures though please don't be so full of hatThat horse anus was outrageous!
>>3507264>DP by a>a>singular article
>>3507279I said swear, not be a bitch
>>3507274that would be really easy to program
>>3507257>RUIN
>>3507229>tfw when you're old and decrepit and you look back and curse yourself for wasting so much damn time posting in mlpg about pone farts and other stupid nonsense
>>3507298Male Sharks have 2 penises dumbass
>>3507267It's my OC and Lyras sister.
>>3507289>accursed protestantsI'll shoot you with a sten I made in my basement for that, fucking separatist.
>>3507298the cute shark he's talking about had 2 dicksi was that thread
>>3507298Clearly this hypothetical sharkm'n has two dicks
>>3507305what is the story behind this gif?
>>3507205Less people do it than you'd think. Not everyone finds cartoons fappable, let alone horses from a little girl's show. That feels like crossing a line.
>>3507289Fuck you, I'd let Acid swallow me. I could hang out in her club while she sits through the Rapture.Then when everyone's gone, it'll be just me and her.
>>3507205Only me. I am the 1%
>>3507267>>3507313LETS CALL HERFLYRA!
>>3507322She'd digest your body and then entrap and rape your soul for all eternity
>>3507245That's a funny way to say "DJ Acid Dies."
I'm so stoked for Scootaloos episode.
>>3507322would you go osmosis jones on dj acid?
>>3507299YOU'RE a towel.
>>3507342>Dj Acid>DiesThat's not how macro fetishist ocs work
Is it wrong if I would nonsexxual cuddle anthro pony?
>>3506478my bedsheets are still in the laundry and the shops open in 2 hours so i'll skip sleep and go straight to breakfast>>3506592i appreciate it, but i don't really want to subject you to my usual industrial strength awkwardness. i also admit that i'm a little paranoid in that respect, but it's always hard for me to accept any form help. over the course of my life i've become a very quid pro quo person. i always feel like a parasite when receiving things for free. but please don't worry about me. i expect this interlude to last a little longer since it's intersecting with my monthly financial troubles. but don't worry about me, i've overcome worse times and have learned not to let depression paralyze me. without downs there are no ups. i still thank you for your offer, i don't know if i want to take it, but it means a lot to me.
POST TESS PORN PLEASE
>>3507357It's how they work now.You really don't get how this "I do things my own way, fuck your rules" thing works, do you?
>>3507355I would not be to scale of her white blood cells.But I would absolutely love to crawl through her urethra and act as her sounding toy.
>>3507367Considering everything else being posted about in this thread, no.>>3507380>>>3506981
>>3505975>You don't have any friends, Ross.>YES I DO, LET ME LIST ALL OF MY FRIENDS HEREThis is really sad. This is the equivalent of telling someone about your GIRLFRIEND when they accuse you of being a virgin, or telling everyone how big your dick is when they call you small online. It's just pathetic. That's not how you respond to that sort of thing.I know I'm late to the party, but goddamn Ross, learn to function like a human being.Also "Jap" is a racist term you fucking shitstain. "Five or six Japs"? I hope you get punched in the mouth.
>>3507371>whiny paragraphcancel my supscription, i'm done with your issues!
>>3507242>>3507247>>3507254>>3507291I'm just still grossed out by this whole everything. I don't hate the pictures I hate that I like them. I hate that I make 'em I hate that I post them I hate people talk about them I'm just mad.I'm sorry I ever answered. I'm sorry I'm just completely done talking about it tonight. I'm so sorry.
>>3507386So now you're some god mode OC who can beat everything?Do you have the Sharigan and the Avatar State too?
>>3507288Yes.And shortly after she passes away peacefully in her sleep, so would I.>"Wait for me, darling - I'll see you soon."
>>3507311>>3507316>>3507317OhWell to me the big part of the fun is handling two guys at oncebut carry on~
>>3507407I felt like that when I wrote that stupid long greentext last night. I got over it pretty quickly though
Would you?
>>3507407In any case I like them and still think you are an okay person.
>>3507433Fun fact: Its not unccomn for one or both to break off during mating. It helps ensure their genetic martial gets in thereIt grows back
>>3507371>>3507407I wish I could hug you jerks.FEEL BETTER.
>>3507466Oh god what. You can't be serious
>>3507409No - I don't need any of that pussy shit. I ignore the myriad powers and supposed invulnerabilities of Mary-Sues and overpowered OCs.
>>3507449I do like tequila.....
>>3507407You still draw cute pony for us.It's okay.Now if you only drew some hobopony, all would be forgiven.
>>3507466unf
>>3507407Jesus is very disappointed in you.
Pls mafhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1242233?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3507398I'm friends with a couple of niggers too for your information.
>>3507407that feeling washes away with time
>>3507407You're still my favorite deputy.And Artist.I love you TessPls don't hat yourself
>>3507371Kraut... seriously... stop bitching all the time.
>>3507466>pyoing~
>>3507492>Wendy's faceEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>3507407Don't worry about a thing, Tess. If it counts, we all still think you're awesome.
>>3507478Saw it on Discovery Mating is also a very difficult act for them. They need to stay in place for obvious reasons, but then they can't breath as their gills do not pump water. When sharks mate, the usualy migrate to some part of the ocean with strong currents, so water can flow into their gills as they get down
>>3507528Don't speak for me.
>>3507407Tess I know I've never really spoken to you but I always thought your art was cute and amusing and the porn's no differentI don't know what if any my opinion will count for, as a purveyor of cheap simplistic porn myself, but I mean, it's cute, and it's funny, and if you like doing it don't be so fucking ashamed of itI wish everyone hadn't jumped down your throat over it but don't let all that get to you eithersocheer up Tess~♥
>>3507486jesus should stop killing rainbow dash then
>>3507490That motherfucker already used that exact joke.
>>3507544GG can you into mafia pone
>>3507490maybe if that was methyl alcohol.that would make her easier on the eyes.
HEY GUYS2 CHOICES1. GLITTER GLUE DIES BUT MLP GETS 10 SEASONS ALL OF AMAZING QUALITY 2. MLP IS CANCELED FOREVER
WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING DEPRESSED TONIGHTCan we all be cheerful and enjoy smiling ponies? Please? ~
>>3507552What exactly is going on there
>>3507527>>3507527>you will never make Wendy d'aww at you
>>3507566...Fuck...I need to think
>>3507566gg diessorry gg
>>3507559>GG playing mafiapls nopls noget your fucking shitty game out of here
>>3507566I dont want to play this game.....
>>35075663. EVERYBODY GETS THE MOST DELICIOUS PORK ROAST THEY'VE EVER TASTED BUT ONCE THEY'VE EATEN IT THEY WILL NEVER KNOW FOOD THAT DELICIOUS EVER AGAIN
>>35075662.
>>3507580ma nigga
>>3507544You are a good guy, GG.
>>35075661.
>>3507576I am a scruffy giantmaking people d'aww is kinda not my thing
>>3507574How about a joke?What did the MLPG poster say to the other?
>>3507601>rape
>>3507601FUCK YOU
>>3507601>Scrubbing Bubbles >postingIsn't that the punchline?
>>3507601YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAT MEANS YOU ARE A BRONY
>>3507407I dunno what else I could say that hasn't been said already, but I enjoy seeing you AND your work here in the General.
>>3507599I am a beardy dwarfmaking people d'aww is my thing
>>3507601Your waifu is shit!
>>3507601Nothing, 4chan was down
>>3507574This is a good idea! C'mon everybody, cheer up cheer up!
>>3507610>>3507613>>3507616>>3507623>>3507630>>3507633He said "orange you glad I didnt say banana!"
Thoughts on this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ICI8WABfE
>>3507640Oh man is it time for cute moths?
>>3507649
>>3507649But you just did
>>3507649orange you glad i didn't fuck your shit up
>>3507649That was not funny at all.
>>3507649you just made pumpkin and pound so digusted that they overthrew celestia and luna and now rule equestria as a mechanical dystopiaare you proud of yourself
>>3507649Ha ha ha ha I don't get it
>>3507407Well, I like them, so don't stop.
>>3507574Can I get a recap?Oh and ponies
>>3507629Dwarves are fun.
>>3507659its always time for moths
>>3507659MOTHS ARE NOT CUTEMOTHFUCKERS PLS GO
>>3507657Ａｗｆｕｌ
>>3507566choice 3.
>>3507688I WOULD RIP OFF RAINBOW DASHES WINGS AND HAVE DIAMOND DOGS RAPE HER FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL JIZZ OOZES FROM ALL HER ORIFICES, EVEN HER NOSE HOLES, EARS AND EYE SOCKETS
>>3507696How do you feel about spiders
>>3507696Seems to be us two against the world, anon.
>>3507712EVEN WORSE
>>3507660I waifud Asami as soon as she made her first appearance.Korra can go fuck herself with an earth dildo that was first super heated by her firebending.
>>3507640>>3507659I'm going to see a bunch of them get fried by 4k watts of power soon...
>>3507693would you let your beardy humans become addicted to pony semen?
>>3507712I would rather a naked man running at me with a bloody knife than a fucking moth.
I WANT TO PLUCK OUT FLUTTERSHY TONGUE AND FORCE FEED MILLIONS OF LIVING SPIDERS WHO DEVOUR HER FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND TURN HER CORPSE INTO A LIVING SPIDER FORTRESS
>>3507696Man you are making so many >implications today.
>>3507693human Silver Spoon when
>>3507724Standard spider argument: they provide a useful serviceAlso jumping spiders are fuzzy, goggle-eyed, and adorable.
>>3507712uguu~
how about instead of horrid moths and creepy spides we all talk about delightful little ants
>>3507751Soon.
>>3507756>jumping spiderspls nopls
Post more cute ponies.
>>3507756>they provide a useful serviceOkay whatever but can they do it you know away from meLike far away
I WOULD PUT APPLEJACK INTO A BLENDER AND BLEND AND BLEND HER TO DEATH WHILE LISTENING TO HER SCREAM IN FRONT OF HER FAMILY THEN FORCE FEED THE BLENDED APPLEJACK TO THEM
>>3507763I fucking knew itWhy aren't you sleeping it's like some ungodly hour in england
>>3507707I'll throw my hat into the fire.RD gets raped by Big Mac but her attitude keeps her from telling anyone. Everytime she's at the farm she acts weird around Big Mac and never wants to be alone.
>>3507774Oh god that is a cute pony.
I WOULD SKIN RARITY ALIVE AND DOUSE HER IN LEMON JUICE, ACID, AND SALT
>>3507760Oh god Uiharu what have they done to you
>>3507774
I WOULD DUMP PINKIE PIE INTO A WELL AND FILL IT WITH CEMET SO SHE COULD NOT ESCAPE AND ONLY HER HEAD OUT REMAIN OUTI WOULD THEN BUILD AN OUTHOUSE ABOVE IT AND HOLD A BIG PARTY SO EVERYONE WOULD USE THE TOILET AND SHIT AND PISS ON HER
>>3507797But they are so cute.
I WOULD BUY TWILIGHT SPARKLE A DAY AT THE SPA, WHERE I WOULD ATTEND TO EVERY NEED SHE HAD. I WOULD THEN TAKE HER ON A NICE DINNER, INVITING SPIKE AS WELL. WE WOULD THEN GO SIT AND LOOK AT THE NIGHT SKY LIKE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY, ALL OF US SNUGGLING TOGETHER
>>3507813Well geez, are you a party pooper!
>>3507816Look at that little guy. Oh man he's adorable.
What about potato bugs?I always called them pill bugs.
>>3507813>fill it with cemetDamn, that's harsh. Cemet is awful. Don't use cemet, man.
>>3507774Also yesterday or something an anon drew a picture of the twins plunging with rumble here to his death by Pegasus dancing does anyone have this picture saved?
>>3507816>>3507831See, that doesn't get to me even a little.It's just like, oh, a giant hornet, neat I guess.
>>3507791i would paralyze sweetie belle, attach her to strings, chain rarity up and force her to watch as i move the strings like a puppet with sweetie belle getting progressively more and more injured reenacting a story until the end where i wrap the string around her head and have her take a bow which would cut it off.
>>3507657
>>3507840I called them roly polies. Fun to dick around with but not ultimately that good for anything.
>>3507849But a moth can't do jack shit to you, but that giant hornet will cause you hours of lasting agony.
>>3507785I'd read that.
How would you react if Pinkie iterrupted your fap session with the wonderful comedy stylings of Mr. George Lopez?
SOMEONE POST PONIES AS ANTS
>>3507876As would I. God damn I really would.
>>3507878fap faster when it's funnier
>>3507878>rape
>>3507884Reu isn't it too early to be masturbating?
>>3507878I would cum instantly
>>3507874I can't really explain myself here, it's just something that's always gotten to me.
>>3507884I WOULD STICK AN ANT PONY INTO MY PENIS I WOULD SWALLOW AN ANT PONY WHOLE
>>3507899It's never too early for that
NTR GO!
>>3507840
>>3507756Predatory insects are your friends! Learn this
>>3507916>fuck a pony anthill>cum ponies
>>3507640>>3507659>>3507695>>3507748Would you?
>>3507878I could tell you what I WOULDNT doLaugh
>>3507927Why would you hire a babysitter when you are not leaving
>>3507927what is an NTR
>>3507955it should have been her brother there
>>3507930>cum ponies
>>3507927Pas mal.
>>3507876>>3507887The ideas free someone take it. Kudos if it can be written with the rape implied but never shown as RD scrambles up with excuses on her bruises coming from 'flight accidents.'
>>3507960Jap for adultery.
I would take the CMC to the playground for an afternoon and let them just GO - playing on the seesaw, sliding down the slides, playing in the sand-pit, climbing on the monkeybars and jungle-gym.I'd push them on the swings and build sandcastles with them. I'd catch Scootaloo when she jumps off the swings and tries to fly.And after that, I'd buy them ice-cream.
>>3507964Would you a cum pony?
>>3507983I would leave them there and drive home
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>>3507983Scootaloo can't flyWhy taunt her like that
>>3507989No, I would live a life of celibacy and free of masturbation, so that all the ponies I love would be with me forever
>>3507999Oh god Tiara why can't I stuff you full of my cock
>>3507973>"C'mon now, don't struggle - it ain't gonna change nothin'."
>>3508007ICE CREAM
>>3507999Oh god Tiara why can't I stuff you entirely into my cock
Would you walk 10 miles to meet a pony?Would you walk 10 times that distance to meet a pony?Would you walk 10 times that distance to meet a pony?Just how far would you be willing to go to meet a pony?
>>3508015>Tiara why
>>3508007That's not gonna stop her from trying.And it looks like she went a little further than she did last time...
>>3508007Because sometimes it's fun to tease the people you like.
>>3508016>EEEEYUP SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>3507989I would cum ponies on a cum pony.
>>3508032No, it's not. That's just mean. Real friends don't do that.
>>3508026rockets anon, rockets
>>3508007
>>3508012>not keeping the cum ponies in jars in your room
>>3508026Depends on pony.I'd walk a few miles to meet any random pony.But 10 miles? 100? 1000? I'd have to verify just how purple this pony was before I started walking.
>>3507996Step it up son
>>3508026I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILESAND AAI WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MOREJUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES TO MEET A PONY
>>3508033>>3508016big mac is not like that he would never hurt a ponyespecially a lady pony
>>3508053>you will never dance with Pinkie Pie
>>3508026I think I would do any of those. The 1000 miles would take a few weeks though.
>>3508073He is kind of dull after all...
>>3508026First offAre they waiting for me? Do they want me to visit?Do I have supplies so that I may rest?How long is my stay?
>>3508050Bullshit, I tease my friends all the time and they tease me.It's fun.
>>3508015>>3508022>she doesn't let you masturbate>she makes you take a cocktail of L-Arginine, Soy Lecithin and other ejaculatory enhancers, because she expects it to be juicy.
>>3508062no
>>3508074but, i just danced the charleston with her last week
>>3508073THAT'S NOT WHAT MY HEAD CANON SAYS
>>3508073Well then who would?
>>3508050do you even friends anon?
>>3508073YOU WON'T EVEN DRAW GARBLE BEING FORCED TO LET SPIKE FUCK HIM UNDER CRACKLE'S BLACKMAIL WHAT DO YOU KNOWYOU'RE NOT MY DAD
gopod times
>>3508073He is a gentle giantLike the whale or giant pussywillo
>>3508073And thank god for that. Because if he wanted to, he's big and strong enough that he probably could.
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>>3508083>>3508097You are terrible people. Your friendship is a lie.
>>3508103That was a good day.
>>3508060http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI
>>3508099>Glitter Glue will never be your dad
>>3508116fuck off mafia fags please go
>>3508125>>3508125>>3508125>>3508125>>3508125Here you are.
>>3508060>get told its the purplest pony seen>walk 1000 miles>Cherrilee
>>3508138GOOD END
>>3508074>you will never kind hover by the snack table durring the whole party, trying not to be noticed>Pinkie will never come over and ask you do dance>You'll say that you dont really know how, shying away>She'll never push you into the middle of the dance floor, well out of your comfort zone, with everyone watching>She'll never start things up, doing the silliest, most uncoordinated dance possible to get you going
>>3508130Stop whining. It won't make them leave.
>>3508138FUCK.
>>3508130Stop disliking things that I like
>>3508154they should at least keep that shit in the steam shit
>>3508144>you'll never dance along with her, feeling like a total idiot>you'll never eventually find that you're enjoying yourself so much that you don't care anymore
>>3508175Biasing won't make you sound smarter.Stop whining.
>>3504899>London 2012 olympic symbol on Rarity's dress>Rarity is involved in a plan to unleash a chemical weapon at the olympic games>The weapon is five olympic stadium sized volumes of pony farts condensed into a typical LPG cylinder>Once released the pony farts will spread rapidly throughout the area and will be ignited by the olympic torch>Everything will go up in flames, none will survive>WW3
>>3508175Did you literally just come back from a 3 month break? They've been doing it for a long time. Just filter or ignore.
>>3508190fuck you
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