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Olympic Edition

Which town wins the most medals?
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>>3501431
Oh god, poor AJ, what is she going to do now?
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>>3501449
Don't you say it...
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>>3501461
...
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>rape
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LET US PONY
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>>3501455
make poor buisness decisions and almost lose her farm
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>>3501455
She'll just have to train harder.
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>>3501411
Link?
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Las Pegasus

pegasus the strongest race!!!
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>olympics
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how do i train my drawing pls help
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>>3501491
>exclamation point

They can't even get it right.
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Make them follow your cursor.
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>>3501421
The Olympics are for nations, not towns, and there are no other nations.
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>>3501461
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>>3501491
Travesty
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>>3501489
>implying unicorns arent the Strongest race
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>>3501501
Useless Olympic trivia:

Well huh. The beat of the music playing in the Olympic ceremony at the moment exactly matches the flapping of the wings of my firehawk in WoW.
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>>3501500
fuck you, I'm trapped now.
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>>3501474
Don't you fucking say it
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>>3501495
Draw
Draw more
Then draw more
Then draw more
Then HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THIS BY NOW?! DRAW MORE
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>>3501502
OH GOD I NEED THAT PIC
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>>3501509
There used to be an art competition in the Olympics.
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>>3501085
>>3501102
bloop
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>>3501509
Meta or drop?
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>>3501500
i could literally do this all day
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>>3501482
why is pinkie pie so cute in applejack's hat
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>>3501500
Not again! Jesus I was doing it for like 20 minutes yesterday.
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>>3501516
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>>3501518
That advert was so SO good
god bless you, Pete Candeland
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>>3501523
The pureblood, so drop. Heroic kill.

I still haven't done the meta. I think the purple one is nicer though.
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>>3501528
Rue draw pone as ants breaking fingers
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DRAW
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Tips on making Applejack orgasm?
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>>3501503
>>3501491
>>3501496

Oh god QQ harder, faggots. Who cares!
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>>3501528
Is that Dipper and Mabel?
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>>3501528
hhhehehe
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>>3501534
Man, the soundtrack of the play is fucking great too.
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>>3501219

What kind of backgrounds would you like to see? I'd like to try painting one.
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>>3501539
Never. NEVER

NEEVVVEERR

Okay
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>>3501540
Shove big juicy apples up her hoohoo.
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>>3501522
haha, i like it
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>>3501525
Because she's cute in everything.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZhHD1w9P8E
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>>3501491
wow they really do take all of our things dont they.
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>>3501528
I'm surprised how many version there are of this picture, I have like 5 from different shows.
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>>3501550
Monkey Bee is by far the best track The rest are nice, too.
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>>3501553
good
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>>3501535
Oh lucky. I never ever win that roll
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>>3501558
Just like all the ponies.
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>>3501539
No, you draw! I'm tired of you patronising me!
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>>3501540
Slap her flank roughly and tug on her mane as you plow her from behind, face down ass up.
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>>3501543
yup
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>>3501482
It adds a tomboyish tint to her girlishness.
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You think ponies would have some sword dueling contest?

>>3501495
Look at the bottom of this site:
http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3

Also, I remember Tess posting those paint tutorial site but I forgot to bookmark it.

>>3501522
Nice. Thanks for drawing that.
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>>3501566
I'm gonna need a high-five right here.
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>>3501561
They take the weakness.
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>>3501539
but my tablet is back at home
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>>3501572
is that Rainbow Dash?
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>>3501572
Agh, that picture is so nice.
I want, no, NEED more ponies in summer dresses.
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>>3501515

Well it's not just drawing, you also need to look at what your drawing, evaluate why it's not working right/what it's main weaknesses are, try to figure out how to avoid that in the future, then drawing something else incorporating what you've learned, then evaluate that drawing, etc.
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>>3501570
Ha, no, I got lazy and paid for a boost. I just haven't been bothered at all with WoW in Cataclysm, and there's not much point letting all that gold go to waste.
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>>3501580
Reginald pls.

You have only 4 fingers.

And you shouldn't have fingers.
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>>3501574
boner
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>>3501552
Scary Everfree forest. Or Canterlot from above or from ground. Shit, I don't even know. Any kind of background would be nice, really.
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>>3501580
I don't have any high-fives
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>>3501599
I seem to have that effect on people.
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>>3501587
Yes.
>>3501594
Will this do?
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>>3501595
What about finding out you have no talent?
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>>3501612
she is so cute, also finished and colored version
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Kissu~
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>>3501620

Then become a photographer
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>>3501598
this can't be happening
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>>3501602
Close enough.
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>>3501629
Then dying from eye cancer
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>>3501628
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"Never again"
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>>3501642
That looks like 3
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So why do people into Futa deny so hard that they're gay?

If you're into something a dick and balls it's gay
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>>3501655
Why do you hate fun?
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>>3501595
I don't follow
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>>3501628
Baitu~
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>>3501658
And a thumb
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>>3501580
>>3501642
Reginald pls
pls stop spontaneously growing and losing fingers.
pls
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>>3501662

Are you implying fluffy ponies are fun?
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>>3501658
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>Best Korea
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>>3501649
Why is Dash so pretty and amazing.
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>>3501658
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NORTH KOREA #1
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>>3501679
I don't have to imply anything because it's a fact
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>>3501660
Well I wouldn't want to fuck an actual male, for one. I find it rather disgusting and not hot at all. Not even a tranny. And to be homosexual, the requirement isn't being attracted to dicks but the same sex. Females with dicks are kind of a rare thing in the real world.
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>>3501690
Because she is a horrible influence to young girls.
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>>3501692
...
4?
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>>3501690
Because you love her
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>3501701
It's got a dick, that means it's gay if you have dick too.

Since balls can touch
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>>3501719
Sleeping right now. Also about half of the posters are watching the London cup.
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Did 4chan just shit itself?
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DORKS
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>>3501713
I would fly with Dash.
>tfw she's not real
>tfw no wings
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>>3501725
>Sleeping right now.

Wait a minute...
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>>3501721
Not how it works.

It's only gay if balls ACTUALLY touch. Not if they CAN touch.
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>>3501735
DWEEB
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>>3501719
i already told you batman, my tablet is at home
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>you will never scratch an itch on Big Mac's balls
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>>3501733
no you did
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>>3501737
While I wouldn't mind wings with which I could fly with Dash or any other pegasi, I think a lack of wings could create a more interesting relationship built on compromise.

But that's just me.
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>>3501690
Because she's the show creator's mary sue.
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>>3501740
That's only what people who deny their homosexuality say.

The possibility of touching = gay

That's why fucking a hyena woman isn't gay, because they don't have balls, only a pseudo penis
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>>3501719
On your mark
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>>3501750

>getting a nice handful of hot, heavy stallion balls
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>>3501719
Fuck you, I already drew today.
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>>3501757
It's possible.

But man, those wings. I wouldn't be able to pass up a chance of having them if I could get them.
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>>3501767
They're heavy because you haven't been relieving him lately, you lazy mare.

Get on it.
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Would you?
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>>3501784
Negative.
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>The spa sisters on the olympia stream
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>>3501778
There wings are too small in proportion to their bodies. Without magic, Peasi would be the Ostriches of Equetria
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>>3501773
pls draw more I like your style
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Would you rub fluttershy's wings until she started farting? Would you keep going?
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>>3501790
Like Fluttershy?
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>>3501797
I would rip off her wings, and then fuck her with onion rings
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>>3501802
EVERY TIME
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>>3501797
Depends: would she beg me to stop and let her go to the toilet while blushing as red as Big Macintosh?
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>>3501814
yup
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we fuckin ded
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>>3501780
Fuck you MLPG
Six months ago I would have said that I was 100% submissive all the time
now, I can't get the thought of teasing and torturing a stallion until the slightest breeze would bring him to the edge, sometimes for days on end out of my head.
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>>3501820
Good.
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>>3501817
Then yes.
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>>3501805
2edgy4me
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>>3501820
Im fuckin sleepy
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Why are ponies with slight bleeding injuries so adorable?
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>>3501820
Hey, it's okay to be ded.
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>>3501820
You are the ded
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>>3501822
That's because ur a faget.
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>>3501805
I would rub off her wings, and then feed her with onion rings
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>>3501833
Did you say
"Post Fluffy Ponies?"
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oh germany, you so crazy
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>>3501837
It activates your protective instincts. You want to reassure and care for the pono.
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>>3501847
I couldn't stop laughing when that old guy did that
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>>3501837
like twilight with the small cut on her face?
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>>3501850
But I want them to keep bleeding lightly.
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>>3501847
>oh germany, you so crazy
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>>3501854
yeah like that
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>>3501844
No I'm not
male ponies are like female humans and it isn't gay
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>>3501850
>pono

>you will never sing I got you babe with your waifu
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Bronycon was one month ago
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>>3501856
So that's what it was like all those years ago.

Looks glorious.
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>>3501871
Jesus christ my computer has been messed up for a long time
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I want olympics to leave
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>>3501871
>
>
shut up holy fuck fuck you time is going 2fast
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>>3501861
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KAWAII NEKO DESU
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>>3501882
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is there a stream for the Olympics?
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>>3501882
fuck you man I wouldn't fuck a dude unless I was like really drunk or something
male ponies aren't gay becuase they're smooth like a woman and stuff okay
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>>3501887
http://www.time4tv.net/2011/06/bbc-one.html
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>>3501887
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/2012/live-video/bbc_one_2012_hd
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Don't feel so ashamed of your fetishes MLPG, because no matter what they are, you'll never be as bad as the man with a fluffy pony fetish.
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>>3501892
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>actually watching the Olympics

dude what
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>>3501670
who is the artist on this one?
why is fluttershy fat in it?
why boner?
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>>3501897
>tfw murrika
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>>3501899
Even if I have a fart and vore fetish?
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>>3501895
Wonderful, thank you
aw yes, just in time to see Korea walk by
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>>3501899
You know what?
I don't feel so bad about myself anymore.
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>>3501909

Yep.
Hell, even if you have a scat fetish.
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>>3501909
>you will never be eaten by a fart
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>Koreans walk by
>implying video games are an olympic sport
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>>3501907
BOY I LOVE OUR FREE NATION

THANK YOU GLORIOUS GOVERNMENT PLEASE ALLOW ME MORE OF MY FREEDOMS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
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>>3501916
which ponies' butthole would you like to be eaten by?
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>>3501924
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>>3501923
>implying they aren't
Do you even SC training camps
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>>3501909
Whoever you are
You're my eternal nigga
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>>3501924
its becuase murrikans dont have a british tv license.
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>>3501929
>anal vore

butt why
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>>3501929
>anal vore
unfffff
I want to be eaten by Fluttershy's fat doughnut pucker.
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>>3501932
>you will never live in a team house
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>>3501940
I'd rather not play a single game 12 hours per day
ever
single
day
fuckin' koreans man
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>>3501937
oh u
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>>3501937
>>3501938
in before rarirty/twilight naal vores spike greentext
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>Madagascar
I still have painful flashbacks to Pandemic
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>>3501929
fluttershy
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>>3501929
Luna
I fell asleep to the thought of being wrapped tightly inside her ass a couple of nights ago. It was amazing because for a minute just before I fell completely asleep, I started to believe it.
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>>3501899

Holy fuck.
A fluffy pony fetish is like being into pedophilia, bestiality, and torture all at the same time. Except worse, because they're mixed together.
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>>3501957
Madagascar is easy to get in that game
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>>3501955
woah man you're gonna have to post that
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>>3501965
uwotm8
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>>3501963
is it okay to like the last two, with the torture sexual?
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>>3501965
>implying
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>>3501965
>Just starting
>Madagascar already shuts down everything
Yeah nah, you're a cunt
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>>3501938
>>3501955
>>3501959
>>3501960
we have a surprising amount of people that like anal vore we should talk about it some more
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>>3501978

it's fine as long as you aren't torturing baby animals for sexual pleasure
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>you will never snuggle up against Gilda after she falls asleep after the hours of rough sex you had with her
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>>3501971
I don't have my "Twilight can shit knowledge" greentext on hand right now apparently

Yeah we actually discuesed Twilight's ass being a miniture libary at one point
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>>3501974
No symptoms whatsoever, travels by all possible means, then kill everyone.
People have said that Madagascar closes even with this, but I never had that problem.
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>>3501995

Good, I don't want to catch bird flu
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PLUMP MARECUNTS
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Oh hey, this looks neat.

http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/7823#

Why haven't you clicked support yet, MLPG?
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>>3501995
when I get back later tonight I'm going to post the 20-line gilda >feels I've been writing all day.
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The actual GAMES start tomorrow, right?
Today is just the opening ceremony?
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>>3502011

fuck yeah space womens
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>>3502009
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>>3502011
Cause it looks horrible.
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>>3502014
Correct, and England's opening ceremony was hilariously bad
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>>3502014
There are no "games" anymore. They just do the opening ceremony, then there's a long series of advertisements, and at the end there's a medals ceremony for the best ads and then everyone goes home.
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>>3501997
>start in Japan
>no symptoms
>wait until entire world is infected
>add symptom: heart attacks
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>>3501988
It's not anal vore but unbirth is just as good in my opinion.
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>you will never read another MLPG thread free of fetishes again
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>>3502030
>implying
Some parts were awesome
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>>3502030
I haven't seen it, but I heard it described on the radio as "whimsical".

I laughed for a good half a minute.
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Do you ever see art that's so bad it just makes you go "Holy shit..." out loud without even noticing?
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>>3502030

http://www.cracked.com/article_19932_5-creepy-things-london-did-to-prepare-olympics.html

too busy trying to protect everyone from the dirty Olympic terrorists
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>>3502030
Was it that one with the shitty music and the black girl?
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>>3502043
What a cute little hippo
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>>3502030
I really wish my roommate wouldn't be streaming shit right now since we share an internet connection, I would love to watch the opening ceremony if it didn't lag so much
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>>3502036
indeed it is anon, indeed it is
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>>3502037
Maybe when the hiatus ends.

Maybe. If ever.
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>>3502043

Looks like a pretty normal winged hippo to me
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>>3502027
YOU LOOK HORRIBLE
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>>3501903
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>>3502043
Detecting mild Dreamworks face
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>>3502069
Hey, I'm all for supporting Lauren Faust, but we shouldn't delve into name calling here.
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Luna "Quest" approximately 1 and a half hours from now, possible delay of 30 minutes or something if getting food takes too long.

Pony on, pony folk!
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>>3502086
Yay!
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>>3502043
Shame

I loved Soarin's uh, Wonderbolt dress uniform
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>>3502036
>you will never fall asleep in fluttershy's vagina
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>>3502072
>that feel when no wings
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>>3502093
What the fuck am I read-
>sonicfags
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>>3502093
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>>3502086
Quests are roleplaying, pls go.
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>>3502093
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>>3502110
>>3502112
>>>/mlp/
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>>3502110
>>3502112
how did you do that
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>>3502110
>>3502112
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>>3502110
>>3502112
And here I thought I was the only one who didn't like quests.
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>>3502130
It's okay to not like things but don't be a dick about it.
Like that other guy.
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>>3502121
Happens once in a while, especially if 4chan is buggy.
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Filtering is fucking awesome. Can Someone just like dump their entire set of filters? I mean, for like everything. All of Ross' pics, troll images, tripfags (only the bad ones), etc?

/tv/ actually became tolerable after filtering. All the pedo waifu tripfags are invisible. But I want more filtering. More perfection. I want the ultimate 4chan experience without the idiots.
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ALL I CARE ABOUT IS SEX AND VIOLENCE
A HEAVY BASS LINE IS MY KIND OF SILENCE
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>>3502130

They don't even do this in the General, come on
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>>3502120
But /mlp/ does like roleplaying.
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What the hell are the point of these threads?
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>>3502156
I don't even know anymore, but I stay
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>>3502142
Just filter anonymous and stay in the /b/read like me~
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>>3502142
Here is my filter
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>>3501670
Is that a vampire Fluttershy?
UNF
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>>3502156

Sometimes we discuss the show

But then I wake up
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>>3502162
I love you.
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>>3502156
What the hell is the point of any thread on 4chan?

Riddle me that.
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>>3502142
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>>3501929
DJ Acid.
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>>3501528
Damn, it doesn't count if you aren't Jerid.
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>>3502162
Best filter.
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>>3502142
>wanting to dive into the piss

Even with the filters there's nothing to breath...
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>>3502156
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>>3502181
>>3502171
>not filtering ross pictures
do you even want to keep your eyes?
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>>3502177
Is that her only hole you would like to be eaten by?
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>>3502161

I filtered anonymous one time and it was really funny.
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>>3502152
No, I mean I thought I was the only who didn't get all excited as hell about them. I mean, a lot of people here seem to get a big bang out of them, and I guess I'm just not part of them.

I'm not the kind of phony asshole who goes out of his goddam way to complain about people liking them.
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>>3502172
You got me there.
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>>3502188
HOW DO
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>>3502162

You're playing 4chan on Hard Mode.
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>>3502142

I only really regularly browse four threads on 4chan. Besides having "le" filtered (because no good discussions ever include ironic shitposting and no one speaks French on 4chan) I just have a handful of tripfags and namefags that are particularly troublesome in their respective threads. Deep&Edgy on GSG, for instance.
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>>3502156
Do you even fandom?
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>>3502183

I mostly just want /v/ and /tv/ to be tolerable.
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>>3502199

Filter by MD5.
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>>3502195
Have you ever tried one? Renne quest is pretty cool.
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>>3502037
Why would you want to?
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http://www.nerdist.com/2012/07/nerdist-writers-panel-48-animation-celebration/

>Writers panel in the form of a podcast
>Animation celebration! Swampy Marsh & Dan Povenmire (creators, Phineas & Ferb); Meghan McCarthy (head writer, My Little Pony; Class of 3000); Tim McKeon (Adventure Time; Fish Hooks). Recorded May 6, 2012.

STarted listening to it yesterday, and I'm almost done it now. In case you haven't listened to it, DO IT BECAUSE IT'S ENTERTAINING AND NICE AND IT'S MCCARTHY TALKING ABOUT PONIES TO SOMEONE ELSE ON HER LEVEL AND NOT SOME GODDAMN PONYFAG.


Get this: Late in the pod cast, the moderator asks Tim and Meghan about the internet reaction to their shows, and they never mention the B-word!! :D :D :D :D
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>>3502188
Ross hasn't posted in like a week anyway, I don't really even care.
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>>3502208
You'd have to filter /v/ as a whole to make it tolerable.
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>>3502201
I have XD filtered. That helps too.
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>>3502213
>there will never be another Raisin quest
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>>3502201
What if "le" comes up in a word?
Like, lesbian
or pale
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>>3502205
Let's talk about ponies.
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>>3502225

Do you even regex
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>>3502200
And you're a casual.
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>>3502218

>:D :D :D :D

Lay off the drugs
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>>3502213
Do they all involve you and pone ending up fucking?
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>>3502208
essential global filters:
/dub/i
/doub/i
/le/i
/reddit/i
/troll/i
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>>3502225
You can filter it with the space behind and before it I guess
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>>3502232
I don't actually, can you explain how to filter it like that?
I'd like to do that too
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>>3502218
Thats th one where she confirmed 13 episodes right?
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>>3502225

It has to be "le" by itself.
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>>3502235
Fuck, re-reading that, I do totally come off as a complete faggot, don't I.
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>tfw storm rolling in
>might miss MoonQuest
This happened last week, too. Really hope I don't lose power.
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boop coloured butts
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>>3502224
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>>3502205
I still want a gif of SIlver Spoon shakin her ass.
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>>3502072
>Your cute pony waifu will never sensuously drink your blood
>>3502106
Artist dun goofed...
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>>3502257

NO GIF FOR YOU
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have you taken your daily nap yet mlpg?
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>>3502236
very few do
most quests are more like the old tgchan quests with adventure and puzzle solving and stuff. Lyraquest and aspirant's are really the only quests that have done the whole pony fucking stuff, and PinkieQuest started it just a couple of months ago.
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>>3502252
Disgusting.
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>>3502252
Solar winds blowing fresh bakery smell everywhere.
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>>3502265

I'm not 60 years old
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>>3502252
Oh lawd those sunbuns
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>>3502236
Nope. Most are actual quests, with end goals like saving the world or surviving or something.

I just put quotation marks around mine since it doesn't really follow that rule and ends up being more like a dating sim.

I still wonder why I do these, sometimes.
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>>3502156
Not everything needs a point.
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>>3502275
But are you 5?
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>>3502265
Tried to. Too stressed.
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>>3502275
>not recognizing the benefits of a siesta
Fucking America
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>>3502236
No. That's just a few specific ones and those pretty much all suck.
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>>3502274
all of my boners
just take all of them
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>>3502236
How new are you?
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>>3502279
Bioware get out
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>>3502240

/\s+le\s+/i

\s matches whitespace, + makes it match one or more whitespaces and the i modifier makes it a case-insensitive match.
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>>3502288

N-no

I can only nap if I'm sick or really wasted
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>>3502290
people in 1st world countries have things to do
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>>3502296
I-I don't want your boners, Anon. I don't want them at all.
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>>3502290

>implying
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>>3502189
No, I'd like to crawl into her urethra and pleasure her from the inside until she came and blasted me out with her jizz.
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>>3502300
RED BLUE OR GREEN?

FUCK YOUR YELLOW.
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>>3502301
Thanks.
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>>3502230
Let's!

Who's do you like more, Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon? DT gets all the screentime and it feels unbalanced, but I still like SS, I feel she can be nice and she actually seems to be more friendly with the CMC.
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>>3502306
Right, like be ground to dust by wage slavery.
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>>3502316
URETH-WHAT!?
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>>3502301
>>3502319


On second thought, /\s*le\s+/i would probably work better... * matches zero or more whitespace, since "le" is sometimes the first thing in a post.
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>>3502316
I should have thought this was disgusting. My mind should have been horrified with the information it just received. Instead all I could hear in my mind was:

WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>3502210
How do you do that?
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>>3502320
I really really really REALLY suggest you re-watch the episodes with her in them if you are EVEN considering that as an idea.
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>>3502320
DT is a nice filly and I would like an episode of her.
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>>3502320
I think DT is cute and I enjoy her being a bitch.
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>>3502240
The \b symbol an be used to serve as a word boundary. (i.e. between spaces, at the beginning of a line, etc.)

/\ble\b/i filters le.
>>3502301
Does that support \n ewlines?
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>>3502316
I miss when people talked about this more
time has probably worsened the dislike of this sort of thing, though
god damn the hiatus.
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>>3502335

I assume you already installed gentoo?
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>>3502320
In my opinion they're both pretty nasty to the CMC. But, I prefer SS as well.
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>>3502335
With MD5.
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>>3502344

I don't miss those times at all
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>>3502320
DT. Better voice, better design, better lines, better everything. It's kind of sad how SS isn't even relevant now.
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>>3502335
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>>3502335
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>>3502339
This. I would like to see more DT episodes, with CMC or not.
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>>3502353
Hey, thanks for proving my post. It bothered you that much and you never decided to filter or anything? Fuck you.
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>>3502344
>>3502353
I'm with this guy. Fuck sounding.
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>>3502344
You mean a few months ago? I remember there being some pretty interesting DJ Acid greentexts...
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>>3502371
>>3502373
You too.
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>>3502188
>>3502335
>>3502361
The problem is that he draws new shit all the time.
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>>3502354
>Diamond Tiara's voice
Oh man I would like to see full episode of her just being a mean little bitchy kid. She really can deliver it.
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>>3502354
The sadest part of Ponyville confidential was Silver Spoon's demotion to background
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>>3502384
Which he reposts endlessy
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>>3502385
DT is bad, and you should feel bad for even bringing her up.
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>>3502384

Yeah, but it's the best you can do.
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/le/i
/XD/i

Somehow these filters are blocking a legitimate post on /v/. Not sure why. The post:

>you can see your feet
>if you are knocked down, the camera moves as if you were normally getting up
>camera sways during melee attacks
>layers of flesh tear away

what's the game?
hint, it's in its vanilla form with no mods
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>>3502404
melee.
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>>3502404
>flesh
>le
There's your problem
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>>3502404
>fLEsh
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>>3502347
I have installed Gentoo more times than I can count in the past, but I haven't really used it since 2007 or so.
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>>3502385
I want an episode where she learns about consequences of her actions, and determines to be less selfish. But at the end decides to keep up an attitude of bitchiness for the sake of appearances.

I don't care how cliche that is.
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>>3502399
>he doesn't like bitch ponies
I bet you hate Rarity and Rainbow Dash too!
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>>3502422
I can't stand them! They're terrible!
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>>3502404

Yeah, they're flawed. Use these instead

/\ble\b/i
/\bxd\b/i
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>>3502416
Just so we can see more DT I would like to see it to.
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where are my idar bros it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0py4sjmtE58
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>>3502416
I think an episode like this would fit right in. But there will never be one, not with 13 episode limit in next season.
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>>3502426
Where to put them in 4chan x?
Under filter and comment..?
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>>3502440
Yes
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>>3502440
Yes
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>>3502443
>>3502444
It keeps happening
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>>3502444
Alright thanks.
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>>3502425
Hihihii, look at this faggot! Aw have you been bullied by mean girls in school? How pitiful!
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>>3502426

Thanks.
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>>3502422
Neither are bitches.

Rarity is a narcissist.
Rainbow Dash is a cunt.
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I fell off the wagon, MLPG.

I haven't drawn ponies in days.
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>>3502459
Run. Run while you still have a chance at freedom.
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>>3502451
>He doesn't like my bitchy filly waifus
>He must have been bullied
Come on, I like them but that's just shitty logic
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>>3502459
no prob GG, dragons are fine too
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>>3502451
I was friends with the mean girls
I hate myself
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>mfw people going to all this trouble to filter
Why don't you just, I dunno, ignore shit?
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>>3502459

Well then draw
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>>3502437
>tfw Scootaloo might not get any development just like the last two seasons
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>>3502451

>being bullied by mean girls
>not mean boys
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>>3502451
Nope, never have. There attitudes are just down right horrible. Pinkie Pie is best pone anyway.
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>>3502472
What trouble?
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>>3502451
>Hihihii
Howdy howdy howdyy
Stop spelling it that way nobody fucking laughs like that ever
not even in japan
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>>3502454
Well this is true. Can't argue with that.
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>>3501899

>Fluffy fetish
>Also wants a flash where you beat them up

Someone report this man to the FBI
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>>3502476
>Not knowing we have a confirmed Scootaloo centric episode this season

c'mon anon we knew this since like season 2
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>>3502478
>being bullied by everyone
shit sucked
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>>3502470
Why?
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>>3502490
>tfw friends with everyone
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>>3502459

I think it's "on the wagon."
>>
is the submarine broken for anyone else?
I can't open the main page
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But I was the rich asshole bully.
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>>3502467
It's pretty close to Trixiefag logic too.
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>>3502482
They do everything in Japan.
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>>3502495
Believe me, I tried
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>>3502404
the /i puts things as case insensitive BTW.

If anyone wants a custom filter, ask here.
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>>3502474
But other people can draw better.
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>>3502472

Not to mention that people get curios and reveal filtered posts anyway

Now, if 4chanX could filter posts like Dollchan Extension Tools (posts disappear completely, like there's nothing there) then it would be worth using
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>>3502506
Except for accepting Koreans.
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>>3502426
LOLXD
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>>3502502
Mah nigga
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>>3502482
There's no wrong way to spell an onomatopoeia.
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>>3502514

So?
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>>3502518

Uncheck "Show Stubs."
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>>3502520
Isn't k-pop popular in Japan? Or is it the other way?
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>>3502502
I was a spoiled sarcastic asshole but never a bully
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>>3502478
Anyone got all the parts of this comic?
>>
I guess I sort of get the point of these threads now.
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>>3502526
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
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>>3502518
stub:no;/XD/
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>>3502404

You can filter countries too?
Oh man. If moot made flags on /v/ or other boards it'd be hilarious. All the Euros and Americans would just talk to each other and not anyone else.
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>>3502488
I knew that.
So a voice actor said she played Scootaloo in an episode.
Imagine that!
We have never had any other confirmation.
Scootaloo will forever remain a skateboarding pone with no family or home.
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>>3502514

I was the funny guy
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>>3502404
So wait, what game is that anyway?
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>>3502538
YES YESYESYESYESYESYESYES YES YES YES
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>>3502528
Yeah, lots of Korean bands tour in Japan
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>>3502521

Okay, that one doesn't catch "xd" when used at the end of words. Not too big of a deal

Although, we could probably get away with just /xd/i since when the hell does someone use "XD" in any context other than shitposting? (or talking about shitposting)
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>>3502384
>>3502400

Can someone just please post the up to date Ross Pic set of filters? Please?
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>>3502526
Because talent is a zero sum system.

If everyone else is good, it stands to reason that the rest of us have to be terrible to balance it out.
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>>3502544

meant to reply to

>>3502502
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>>3502534
What have you learned, then?
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>>3502525
>There's no wrong way to spell an onomatopoeia.
Sure there fucking is
"Hi" makes the long I sound
Nobody says "hi, hi, hi" when they laugh

It's likely he (and all the people that use that) are attempting to make the long E sound, but in English that's not how you make that sound phonetically
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>>3502416

That's bad and it ruins her character.
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>>3502555
>i
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>>3502555
Links could potentially have it in them, youtube for example
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>>3502534
Give me your report on it
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>>3502564
You guys sort of talk about the show.
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>>3502544
I was "the guy."
I was the only male member of my friends group that wasn't dating one of the girls in that friend group.
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>>3502538

This is... beautiful
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>>3502538
Oh god what is this warm, happy feeling
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>>3502528
>>3502550
there is a difference between consuming a cultures entertainment and welcoming said culture into society
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>>3502538
Man, this and the Mr. Rogers one are just great.
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>>3502574
Then you use negative lookbehind assertion.

(?<!youtube_[0-9a-zA-Z]*|watch\?v=[_0-9a-zA-Z]*)xd
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>>3502564
>>3502534

Sort of. We go through phases. It depends if there's show to actually discuss. We're on hiatus so a lot of fan shit gets talked about as well.
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>>3502565
ひひひい~
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>>3502598
This guy only does great stuff. Symphony of Science is fucking 10/10
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>>3502598
I know, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM
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>>3502565
And "ronronron" doesn't sound like a cat's purr.
But that doesn't stop the French.
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>>3502565

ni hao ma
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>>3502602

Better include mediafire as well.
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>>3502603
Who is your favorite pony?
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>>3502593
Yeah, it's a shame, really.
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>>3502555
this
>>3502614
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>>3502614
>>3502538
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>>3502565
ackackack
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>>3502633
kekekekeke
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>>3502556
>Can someone just please post the up to date Ross Pic set of filters? Please?

Please?
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>>3502618
(?<!tumblr_[0-9a-zA-Z]*|watch\?v=[_0-9a-zA-Z]*|mediafire.com\/\?[_0-9a-zA-Z]*)xd

There. Wrap it in // and you got a working filter.
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>>3502648
God you're desperate, just learn to ignore him.
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>>3502646
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>
Every time I filter MD5, I make sure to leave a #comment telling me what it was.
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>>3502648
Just filter them manually when he posts them and you wont ever have to see them

Don't even open them just put them into the filter.
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>>3502602
>>3502652

Thank you kind sir.
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>>3502675

But I have to see them first.
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>>3502538
a tear came to my eye
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would you administer ipecac to pony
>>
Bring back coke pony.
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>>3502703
Only if she willingly vomited on me
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>>3502714
>horses
>vomiting

inb4ABS
DID YOU SEE THE ACTUAL PUKE? NO THEY WERE JUST SICK
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>>3502614
There's a character called Mr. Mcfeely?
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>>3502725
>horses
>talking
>flying
>using magic
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>>3502724
Since when do paternity test results come on notecards with a ribbon loop on top?
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>>3502733
all of those things are seen in the show, unlike vomit
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>>3502724
What stupid fanon.

Well, yeah...

...It's still stupid
>>
DORKS
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>>3502690
Just wait until he posts his shitty doodles then filter when you see them. God damn man.
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Bob Ross is best Ross
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>>3502750
>DGRKS
0/10
>>
DORKS
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>>3502750
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>>3502733
>using magic
B-but unicorns are more than horses
>>
DOOKS
>>
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
RossRossRoss
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>>3502757
Does someone have a torrent of every single one of his episodes?
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>>3502744
>unlike vomit
DYEWTS
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DWEEBS
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dorks
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>>3502773

YOU FOOL

YOU'VE TAMPERED WITH THE RITUAL
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{SPOILER}HORKS{?SPOILER}
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DORKS!
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>>3502776
You don't see actual vomit, they just look sick
RMFP
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Twily_
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Look at all the dorks coming out of the woodworks
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splork
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TWILY
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DORKS
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Dorks~
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>>3502812
>tfw you wrote the greentext that that comic was inspired by
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>>3502792
Yeah, until I see them actually animate the vomit, it doesn't exist. The same with them urinating or giving birth or having sex. THESE THINGS DO NOT HAPPEN.
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MUSCULAR
HORSE
ASS
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Man this is one uneventful evening on MLPG
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>>3502828
All my this
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>>3502837
I remember that one
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>>3502773
What do you want
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spoiler
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>>3502837
>orks
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>>3502837
I love those things.
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>>3502840

Whatever
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>>3502847

If you want, i could circlejerk hardcore
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>>3502828
Typical atheist.
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Question here. What are you guys going to to do once the fandom dies?
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>>3502864

Shut up and kiss me
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>>3502867
Don't you try pushing your fucking Pinkie Sense on me again.
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>>3502870
Dunno.
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>>3502828
I'm glad you agree with me.
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>>3502870
Fucking celebrate. Drinks on me.
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Why is mlpg so slow lately?
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>>3502864
>MLPG will never polygonjerk
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>>3502867
Please don't start this argument, I'm really not in the mood for this.
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>>3502828
Covering your ears and closing your eyes will not change reality.
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>>3502856

DRAW SOMETHING FAT AND INCESTUOUS IN MS PAINT
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>>3502870
Move on, probably. Would be nice if I could keep in touch with some of the people I've met thanks to this, but I'd probably be too lazy to.
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>>3502870

Book a spaceflight to Alpha Centauri and see where that takes me
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>>3502828
Blood doesn't exist in the show. Ponies just change color slightly when pressed.
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>>3502870
Rainbow Brite General.
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>>3502886
Don't be hasty.
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>>3502870
Video games
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>>3502906
baby steps
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>>3502860
Not orkz...HOGZ!!

HOGZ! HOGZ! HOGZ!
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Your favorite pony just tooted.
Then, while you tried to laugh it off, your second favorite pony ran up behind you and shoved your face straight into your favorite pony's asscheeks, then your favorite pony followed up with a second, even more intense toot so strong it made your eyes water.
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>>3502897
Does Gillou have a brother? I'd like that...
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>>3502870

>fandoms
>die

we've reached convention levels of popularity.

this shit will never fucking die.
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rarity is a metaphor for genocide
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>>3502926
You really think so?
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>>3502886

We cant always be Sanic sometimes we gota sit back and enjoy Chilli Dorks
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>>3502928
Rarity is the precursor of extinction.
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>>3502928
Hitler caused the Rarity of the Jews!
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>>3502904
oh fuck is that show getting a remake too
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>>3502870
Does anyone have that greentext about a group of anons starting up a general several years after it has ended?
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>>3502918

I shoot myself, clearly I've gone mad
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>>3502904

Ohhhh yeah. RBG here we come
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> mfw Tara Strong on Mic's stream
http://www.livestream.com/feedbacklounge2
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>>3502924

She has a shota little brother
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>>3502928

AJ is a metaphor for jingoism
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HWE was a metaphor
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>>3502961
You're a metaphor.
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>>3502950

What a whore
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>>3502969
And then Anonymous was a free ride when you've already paid.
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>>3502969
ur mom is metafor
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>>3502944
Nah, it was just the first girl's show that came into my head.
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>>3502950
I like Tara less and less with each time she opens her mouth or does something
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>>3502948
>tfw watching the Rainbow Brite movie, and the villain used her pet as fuel for her space ship
Shit was dark for a little girl's show.
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If you need to calm down, Bob Ross is great to listen to.
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>>3502950
Remember when tara was cool and not a weird attention whore
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>>3502984
Almost makes it hard to like Twilight.
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>>3502997

I wanna be a happy little cloud
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Who want to listen to more bronies singing
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>>3502997
I'm physically incapable of getting mad or upset about anything while listening to him.
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>>3502994
Well it was just a rock.
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>>3503016
Nah, Twi's okay.
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>>3502897
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>>3503032
Shhh, no tears, only science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOLAGYmUQV0
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>>3503016
I will never forsake her.
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Developers, developers, developers, developers.
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>>3502948
do you think derpy's daughter would get along with twink

their names almost rhyme
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>>3503032
Me.
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>>3502918
i'd be in heaven
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>>3503051
Developing, developing, developing, developing
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>>3503052

Quiet you!

Murky and Lurky
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Wee slooooow
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When you shade a picture, how much contrast is enough? Is this too little?
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>>3503047
10/10
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Is it odd to have AJ as favorite pone and Derpy as second favorite?
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>>3503071
Why Flying?
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>>3503047
awwww yeah
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>>3503090
Just like Blitz.
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>>3503090
I like it slow.
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>not drawing
>2012
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>yfw the torch thing
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>taracon
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>>3503126
>yfw pink floyd
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>>3503118
I'm drawing
Not ponies
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We ded, baby

We ded
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>MLPG
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>>3503103
That looks good. Although you can go all the way on up to Mignola shading if you want. Just have to make it look right.
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You know

MLPG remindsa me of the cast of Deadly Premonition alittle in how kooky we all are
>>
This is the end. My only friend, the end.
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Luna quest soon?
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Hey, quick question about LunaQuest.
Are we going to start a fresh thread on the sub, or stick with the other one?
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>>3503178
I can't access the submarine...
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>>3503164
MLPG reminds me of the social awkward fat kid in high school who drew all over his notebooks.
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>>3503181
Usually each session gets a new thread.
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>>3503157

Oh God, I didn't expect to laugh so hard
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>>3503164
That's so silly, Zach.
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>>3503187
But everyone did that
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>>3503186
It's working for me.
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>>3503190
Well, there was that announcement thread, so it made me wonder a bit.
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>>3503187
Sounds like me.
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>>3502870
Find a new fandom with anthropomorphic characters and make the fandom so bad that people will literally be embarrassed to be a part of it.
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Rainbow Dash is a very cute pone
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>>3503158
>Mignola shading
>Pastel ponies
wat
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Shame about the pizza
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>>3503215
>Implying there will ever be another cartoon as great as MLP:FIM
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>>3503188
I just lost it
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>>3503226
G4.5
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Welcome back onii-chan
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>>3503231

The fuck?
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>>3503226
Galaxy Girls is turning out to be pretty great.
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>>3503224
"Look right" would include the mood of the picture. I know it can be done.
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>>3503231
>>
I've never been more proud to be British
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>>3503238
see the joke is you jizz on he back and try to hit the center for max points.
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>>3502538
>>3502614
I want more inspirational feels
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>>3503256
Well, I'm watching some Bob Ross right now.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo8qk9_s8e9-majestic-pine-100th-episode-of-joy-of-painting_creation
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>>3503248
>someone actually bought this OC
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>>3503231
>>3503248
Oh wow
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>>3503253

What even more than when you won the Falklands War?
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>>3503265
I don't get the point of buying OCs.
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>>3503256
Yes. This picture is perfect.
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>>3503217
She sure is.
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>>3503256
>Inspirational feels

You will die in your lifetime and nothing you do will matter. Hows that for inspirational?
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>>3503276
Why buy OC when you can pirate it
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>>3503256
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reminder
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>>3503289
>You will die in your lifetime
"People die when they are killed"
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>>3503289
>You will die in your lifetime
redundant much?
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>>3503289

>You will die in your lifetime
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>>3503289
Sounds good to me. I can't wait to not have to deal with all sorts of shit anymore.
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>>3503299
Is this the anon that got the suit?
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>>3503289
>You will die in your lifetime
When death comes to me I will no longer be alive.
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>>3503215
So esssentially we join the furries?
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>>3503303
>>3503305
>>3503306
Good job guys. We got em.
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>>3503299
I'd tap that.
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>>3503320

The guy inside hasn't washed for weeks
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>>3503217
Sneakiest pone

I think it's cool that she owns a full body black hoody. Unless that's her pants connecting seamlessly
>>
Are you all looking forward to the Friend-Off soon?
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>>3503289
>nothing you do will matter
So I might as well try something crazy and imaginative, just for the hell of it?
Thanks, Fat Dash!
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>>3503339
would you fuck a pony whom is wearing latex bodysuit?
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>>3503289
you will die in 20 years from the changing climate
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>>3503103
How do you know which parts to shade to make is look right in the right places?
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>>3503332
I resent that remark
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>>3503365
a PONY yeah sure
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>>3503354
>not knowing this all this time
Do you even live
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>>3503310
I'd assume so.
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>>3503103
This picture is just so HNNNNGGGGG

God damn it Rose is amazing. Why did you guys have to drive her away. I really think we should be able to overlook the fact that she is a furry
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>>3503289
Would you let a fat Rainbow Dash sit on your face.
What if she was all sweaty and had really bad gas?
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>>3501421
>tfw you wake up covered in ______
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>>3503395
>Why did you guys have to drive her away
We...didnt?
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>>3503253
>this feel
What a wild ride

>Sir Chris Hoy
>Sir Steven Redgrave
>Sir Paul McCartney
>that fucking cauldron
>those rings in space
GOOSEBUMPS
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>>3503368
Not likely. I live in Alaska.

If anything I welcome global warming, fuck the glaciers.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qCEmysM_pk

You guys will never be this balla
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>>3503395
>implying we drove Rose away

Nigga she was here earlier today.
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>>3503415
My hero
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>>3503352
>still working on my fic and it's only halfway done

I'm sure it will be fine
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>>3503398
i'm getting a boner anon plz stop
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>>3503415
Why do these people feel the urge to slap "20% cooler" on everything? Oh wait, don't answer that.
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>>3503299
At least it's not The Burdened.

If they only use it at cons, stay quiet and professional, and act the part I'm okay with this.

That being said, I know none of that will be done.
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>>3503403
Shut up yes you did.
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>>3503253
>>3503410
>that everything
>Mr Bean playing synth
>James Bond and the Queen skydiving
>army, navy, and airforce representatives carrying the union jack to the mast
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>>3503016

Twi's fine.

Think of Tara as a machine that has a program to spit out Twilight's voice. But personality wise the two are polar opposites.
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>>3503444
SMALLER

where is that from?
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>>3503310
Did they post any more pics? I like it and I've been waiting for the bastard already.
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aspirant pls

pls

pls
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>>3503299
AT least its well made
>>
NAAAAA
NA
NA
NA NA NA NAAA
NA NA NA NAAA
HEY JUDE
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>>3502772
HI
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>>3503008
>Remember when tara was cool and not a weird attention whore

I don't ever remember this.
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>>3503453
>
>>3503420
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>>3503461
It's from mlpg
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>>3503469
please stop posting lyrics in here

>>>facebook
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>>3503469
KATAMARI DAMACY
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>>3503456
>>James Bond and the Queen skydiving
That didn't actually happen
>>army, navy, and airforce representatives carrying the union jack to the mast
They were swinging their arms out of time

>you will never own space like Britain

Good show other than that. GOAT country
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>>3503467
He said he'd be a bit late.
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>>3503449
>Implying the burdened is not the best thing ever
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>>3503481
Source is 4chan.
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>>3503469
GUYS ONLY!

NOW GIRLS!
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>>3503469
I shed a tear.
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>>3503410
>Paul McCartney
>a good thing
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>>3503490
>that didn't happen

Fuck yourself, I know it didn't. It's British humour, dickwad.
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>>3503459
Tara Strong looks like a prostitute. Her name even sounds like a name a prostitute would have. Tara Strong.
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>>3503517
Nigga I'll cut you.
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How many bongs is it?
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Is the mlp fandom big on sexism/racism?

I know there's abelism and transphobia...
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>>3503467
NEIN
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>>3503527
bring it
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>>3503522
Tara Hardon
huehuehuehue
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>>3503470
dooks pls
pls
:V
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>>3503517
>not liking Paul McCartney

Your shit. Fuck it.
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>>3503531
I've never actually seen real abelism and transphobia in this shithole.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s7SaM2F-7A
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>>3503527
>>3503548

I closed the stream when Hey Jude started playing
worst Beatle
worst song

note that I'm not implying that any of the Beatles are good, because they aren't
Paul is just the worst
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>>3503531
Brony fandom is at the bottom of the pit of autism, what do you think?
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>>3503553
>calling yamino he/it
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>>3503467
I'm eating right now and then I'll finish typing up the prompt and making sure the outline in my head is in order.

Sorry for the delay.
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>>3503531
>I know there's abelism
LOL DERPY CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES XD

>transphobia
>Purpletranny and yamino
No.
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>>3503566
That's not transphobia, that's making fun of an asshole
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>>3503534
I need my moonhorse feels doc.

pls
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>>3503522
>Tara Strong looks like a prostitute. Her name even sounds like a name a prostitute would have. Tara Strong.

Pornstar. Tara looks like a pornstar.
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>>3503568
Take your time, nigga.
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>>3503566
Yamino is pretty much the biggest asshole I've ever seen, regardless of the gender.
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>>3503574
So calling a black guy who's a jerk a nigger wouldn't be racist?
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>>3503589

based on all the porn her characters are in,

she is.
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>>3503589
Tits too small
>>
Now
Hold on
This is going to
Alright
This is gonna blow. your mind.

Tara is a rat spelled backwards
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>>3503568
Neat.
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huh
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>>3503449
>Stay quiet
>Act the part
>Pinkie Pie
wat
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>>3503604

No way
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>>3503556
>BronyReviewer
>this video
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>>3503517
>implying
If only Thom Yorke was there. Fucking Koreans
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>>3503453
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>>3503546
cosmo pls

pls

porfis
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>>3503530
It has turned one bong
Just like in the ceremony
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murder horse?
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>>3503596
pls don't compare yamino with black people. They didn't do anything to deserve that.
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>>3503601
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>>3503636
OY ITS ONE BONG
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>>3503624
>Yorke is there
>stadium collapses in on itself while he's out for a coffee
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>>3503596
Yamino isnt even trans, is she? As far as I know she is just a massively annoying cunt.
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>>3503604
anon pls
pls no more
pls
pls no more >fandom
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>>3503644
OW YOO KNO DAT I LIV 2 FAR AWAY FROM DE TOYME TEMPLE 2 KNO 4 SURE
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>>3503604
I wonder what other ponies he knows...
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>>3503650
She's a he that identifies as a she so if you call him a her she's fine with it but if you call her a him she gets reall pissed off.
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>>3503653
>implying Big Ben can not be seen from all corners of Britain
How did the ceremony go for you? Feel embarrassed at all?

From a Norwegian's standpoint, it was fucking brilliant. Well done. I'm proud FOR you
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>>3503650
She's a he that identifies as a she so if you call him a her she's fine with it but if you call her a him she gets really pissed off.
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>>3503665
>recognizes all the ponies
>except applejack
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>>3503599

They're big. She probably would have gotten implants.
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>>3503665
I wonder if he knows Fluffle Puff and DJ Acid?
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>>3503398
Depends on how fat she is.
If she's just well-rounded like Gillou, sure.
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>>3503684
I never understood this hair trigger reaction. No society in the world is used to this sort of thing yet. You really can't get mad if someone fumbles on it.
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>>3503688
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anything exciting happen today
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>>3503589
She's way hotter than most porn stars.
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>>3503672
I really can't think of an argument against that, but I don't like him/her/whatever.
And it's not because of the trans shit, I'm probably more mentally feminine than masculine too. I just don't like them as a person.
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>>3503722
>That picture
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>3503722
Britain sent the Queen into the channel
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>>3503722

Not really
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>>3503722
Britain didn't fuck up with the Olympics and it was quite nice
Ponies? Nope
>>
Wanna hear something extremely homosexual and unmanly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK4SydDpB1I
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>>3503722
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>>3503728
Yes I agree
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Luna quest soon fellow stalkers
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>>3503748
Nope.
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>>3503665
HAHAHA which of you fuckers was this
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>>3503748
dear god
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>>3503748
>This show is dedicated to Tara Strong for beeing the most awesome person ever. Seriously
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>>3503761

>tara strong will never wiggle her ass in your face
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>>3503628
Yo no comprehendo 'porfis' senor Dooks
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>>3503779
TWIWT
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>>3503771
Me.
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>>3503787
YLILY
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Will Vocoloid technology eventually just replace voice actors?
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>>3503744
TWIWT
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>>3503798
No
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>>3503762
Oh really? When?
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>>3503798
Nah. Not good voice actors, anyway.
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>>3503771
oh COME ON
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>>3503771
>inb4 Rainboom crash
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>>3503824
WHY DO THIS
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>>3503744
>>3503779
WHAT?
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>>3503824
Akinator won't ever get my OC pony

God, can you imagine how many he DOES know?
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>>3503798
No. They are trying hard to make them sound realistic but it only works in songs, barely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JspKIJnPHA
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>>3503824

Okay, which one of you fuckers did this?
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>>3503780
porfis cosmo

porfis

dibuja
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>>3503352
>i only just started on my picture
>i hate it
>it's hard to draw
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>>3503627
Go back to bed, you're too sick to be here.
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>>3503352
Pffft, whatever
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>>3503827
..Well shit
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>>3503824
>try to get the same
>get this
>Amethyst Star
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>>3503850
Yo no se, hombre

tu loco, en ingles por favor

por favor
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>>3503877
IT'S ALL RUINED
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>>3503829
>>3503846
>implying anyone knows or cares about her enough to guess her aside from us
>>
rarity is a very slutty pony
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>>3503824
>Is you character linked with sex
>yes
>Fluttershy
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>>3503877
What kind of a name is that?
>>
I bet none of you fuckers noticed the announcer saying "bringing harmony in place of discord" during the Olympic Ceremony.
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>>3503925
>US BRONIES
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>>3503925
but I did
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>>3503924
Blind bag
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>>3503925
eh?
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>>3503925
>>3503930
that was clearly a subtle shout out to bronies
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>>3503877
>Amethyst Star
>Not Sparkler

What the shit Akinator?
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>>3503910
THE TERM IS SEXUALLY EMPOWERED GET OFF THE TABLE ;_;
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>>3503925
Yeah because MLP invented these words right?
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>>3503910

GUYS

DO SOMETHING INTERESTING

PLS
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>>3503943
Sparkler is an unofficial G1 name
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>>3503952
It is an odd and very specific choice of words, you have to admit
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>>3503944
>SEXUALLY EMPOWERED
What? Don't tell me that's a thing.
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>>3503953
nawwwww
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>Is your character a pony?

Yes

>Did your character participate in the Battle of Baghdad?

...
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>>3503953
You can't tell me what to do
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaT0nW3ehwQ

Ponyvania: Symphony of Nightmare Moon
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>>3503955
Dammit vorepsamanon you have sence of timing

you have to know when MLPG is in the softvore phase, which is like some bizare ritual involving a solar eclipse or soemthing apparently
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>>3503975
Hahaha oh god.
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>>3503970
uh I have no idea

I'm just of the mindset that it should be okay for women to enjoy sex
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>>3503964
Nope. Harmony and Discord are polar opposites. Once you settle on one the other is right there for comparison.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecscNq1NYgI
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>>3503979
>Silver Spoon has grey eyebows

lolwut. They aren't black like everyone else.
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>>3503953
How about a magic trick
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>"Leth (/co/ marker mover)" is in the list of close results
who put this in there, seriously
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>>3503993
>censoring the word buck

My god.
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>>3503975
>Is your character a pony?
Yes.
>Is your character a horse?
Yes.
>Does your character have hooves?
Yes.
>Is your character related to My Little Pony?
Yes.

>Gamzee's Lusus (Homestuck)

akinator pls
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>>3504007

>I'm going to make this pencil disappear
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>>3504014
Obviously somebody who posts here with very high autism

Maybe you should look him up in there
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>>3503979
>>
>>3503993
It's beautiful
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>>3503975
ahahahaha
oh god
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>>3503993
>he's not being ironic
SHIT
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>>3504027
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>>3503993
10/10 quality comedy
"Would laugh again" - Tim Buckley, webcomic artist and writer
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>>3504007
the littel hat is what makes it
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>>3503975
I laughed way harder than I should have
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>>3504041
>I jSuT dOnT kNoW wHaT wEnT wRoNg
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>>3503993
>>3504041
Oh god this site actually exists
http://bronies.memebase.com/tag/rage-comic/
>le
>le
>le
>le
>le
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>>3502615
>And "ronronron" doesn't sound like a cat's purr.
It does in French phonetics.
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>>3504062
please no
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>>3504023
How do you fuck up that bad?
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>>3504062
Th-
This person actually made their sister sacrifice a present to ask for something they didn't want
so that the manchild older brother could get something he could just buy

you are the grinch who stole birthdays
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>>3504062
Tell me that's ironic, please
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>>3504062
>bronies
>memebase
>rage-comic
STOP THROWING WORDS I HATE INTO ONE LINK OH GOD
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>>3504062
Oh god
Oh man
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>>3504063
The french have the best onomatopoeia.

>"groin groin" -- a pig
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>>3504062
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>>3504052
>ponies wearing little hats
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>>3504092
Check the link. There's a whole load of them. This isn't ironic
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>>3504063
>late to the party
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>>3504076
>>3504090
>>3504092
>>3504093
>>3504094
>>3504105
>benefits of being openly brony
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>tfw need to do friendoff but can't figure out a picture
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>>3504112
But how can something like that exist without being ironic?
>>
>tfw akinator got Yoni Wolf on 30 questions
I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything he does at this point, but wow.

The pop culture relational database they've built must be worth a fortune at this point.
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>>3504120
no more
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>>3504110
>ponies wearing hats
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>>3504127
>did last friend off
>stayed up all night to finish it
>completely broke sleep schedule
never again.
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>>3504136
Google will probably buy it out in a year.
GOTTA SPY EVERYTHING
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>>3504120
I can't
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>>3504147
Twilight has a retractable horn.
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get it guys
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>>3504147
We tf2 now
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>>3504147
Any hats at all

They don't need to be fancy
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>equestria untamed
>all this terrible art
who the hell pays for this shit?
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>>3504165
It's like
that one episode
just in ragecomic form
10/10
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>>3504164
Magic, ain't gotta explain shit, you know the drill
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>>3504176
LE BRONIES

But no seriously they do.
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>>3504134
Because if it didn't exist, what would we have to be ironic about?
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>>3504166
May the most hats win
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>>3504164
all unicorns do
just in case they ever need to wear a hat
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US LE BRONIES
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>>3504166
>tfw you'll never have a weenie hat
>>
explain to me why would they bring back Trixie (is it even confirmed, or is it another "Flutterdragon" or "Rarity/Octavia duet"?) if Gilda would've been a better choice?
>>
>call dad to talk about the opening ceremony for the olympic games
>tell him about the "Queen" parachuting with James Bond
>he says they should have had the actual Queen parachute
>tells me "George Bush Sr. parachuted on his 75th Birthday. That's the difference between America and everywhere else."
>>
>>3504165

How can people post that shit unironically? I'm utterly sick of that shit just by having it posted on 4chan. How can they go to sites where that's all that's posted over and over again?
>>
>Twilight will never transform you into a buttplug and use you all night long
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>>3504207
>Gilda
>better choice
both options are awful
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>>3504201
...Huh. It's like they still have some concept of self awareness.
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>>3504215
Yea well let me paste something from my tumblr box:

You are awesome…too awesome…are you even human…if you are that cool if not contact me it’s good to have another non-human on board…love you
Your faithful follower
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>>3504172
winter hats too!
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>>3504201
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>>3504207
Because faggotry
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>>3504207
neither Gilda or Trixie have any reason to come back
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FUCK
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>>3504218
>>3504207

As I've said before, Gilda has some backhistory with Dash. Can produce exciting and emotional episodes. More Trixie would be more same old same old.
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>>3504201
Why do people think that 20% cooler line is comedy gold?
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>>3504220
They sure do
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>>3504207
explain to me why they would bring back Gilda when Crackle is a better choice
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>>3504207
Because Seth
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>>3504237
God dammit.

How many searches has it had? >inb4 thousands
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>>3504207
Maybe they have a plan.
I wouldn't be too hasty to make assumptions before we've even seen anything yet.
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>>3504218
>>3504236

I'm not saying they SHOULD come back, but if one of them did, Gilda would've been the better choice.
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>>3504251
Because
>Female dragons in a show about portrayting positive female rolemodels
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>>3504237
>masochistic
>beauty
DOES NOT COMPUTE
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>>3504251
What if they bring back Gilda rinding Crackle?
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>>3504237
>(Masochistic Beauty)
I know masochists and they would probably be offended by that
I am
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>>3503993
>>3504062
>>3504120
>>3504165
>>3504201
>>3504249
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>>3504236

She still likes Dash. They got into an argument and it ended badly. An episode where they meet up again and initially hate each other, only to apologize and reconcile would be emotional and good.
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>>3504228
Any hats
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>>3504251
Because Crackle makes fun of disabled people
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>>3504243
I thought it was pretty funny.

Shame it's been raped to death.
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>>3504224
>
>You are awesome…too awesome…are you even human…if you are that cool if not contact me it’s good to have another non-human on board…love you
>Your faithful follower

...what?
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>>3504237
>Masochistic Beauty
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>>3504267
Into a sunset?
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>>3503885
>that pic

cosmo pls
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>>3504261
The plan is to get hordes of bronies to buy Trixie merch
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>all this le brony rage comic shit
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>>3504249
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>>3504237
I got John Joseco a minute ago but didn't bother to take a screenshot
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>>3504277
I got all kinds'a hats.
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>>3504249

Is there a way to just filter all Rage comics?
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>>3504282
this
when I fist watched the episode I suppose it made me smile or laugh, but then internet comes and do what it does best: kill jokes
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>>3504249
>So much win
Now that HAS to be ironic
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>>3504251
Crackle is shit and so are you.
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>>3504298
I kinda...want a bubble pipe
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>>3504237
And it still doesn't reliably get RMS.
>>
>Memebase is bad enough
>there's a bronies.memebase for all your hilarious brony memes
ABORT
ABORT
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>>3504285
More like out of the sunrise.
Gotta be dramatic about their entrance.
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I'm fucking out
>>
You guys mind keeping it down a bit? I'm trying to masturbate in here.
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>>3504282
>>3504305
I don't see anything inherently funny about 20% cooler. I don't know why it was ever thought of as funny and I don't know why bronies seem to think it's still funny.
>dashfags
Oh wait nevermind
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>>3504251
So how are all those cool projects coming?

You know, the ones you are now able to do because you have money.
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>>3504287
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>>3504330
what are you masturbating to?
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>>3504311
>Hating best dragon
Fuck you
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>>3504305
I think it's a "cake is a lie" thing. You can blink and miss it and there isn't really much context to the joke but people still go crazy over it
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>>3504290
You're not very good at this...
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>>3504338
Porn.
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>>3504343
When you think about it, that joke is actually pretty depressing
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>>3504283
Oh i got more

>ello this is twilght i am married to pinkie pie but i need you help to show us how to bo something like what you do i will give you a prize <3
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>>3504283
Tabitha is on tumblr now
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>>3504251
How long was Crackle on screen? Like, 4 seconds? Max?

Stop being a brony, please.
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>>3504343
It's basically US GAMERS but US BRONIES instead. It's a way for them to identify with each other without appearing obvious to more "normal" people.
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>>3504062
They do that shit for every fandom.

You should see the pokememe page.
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>>3504332
Context. That's the reason why jokes are funyy most of the time.
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VOMIT
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>>3504267
no see
crackle can do everything gilda can do
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>>3504243
>2
>the audience is gasps
>0
>the audience starts to cheer
>%
>the cheering has now become thundering applause
>COOLER
>the audience suffers a collective cardiac arrest from joy and keels over
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>>3504332
It's an inside joke, these are always funny to people who are "inside" and annoying for everyone else.
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>>3504350
These god damn bandwagon jumping kids never fail to make me mad
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>>3504362
That fluttershy looks like that one chick from that anime drawing guide book
hahahahahahahah
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>>3504332
It's just a silly little line. She's applying a solid percentage to something that can't actually be measured. It's a pretty simple joke, man.

>Dashfags
I'm a Twifag but I was a Flutterfag when I first watched the episode.
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>>3504362
That everything. Burn it all.
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Hey guys, mind if I come in?
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>>3504362
ahaha fucking gross

its like the artist wanted to rip off somebody else and succeeded spectacularly
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>>3504372
I was JUST thinking that same thing.
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>>3504365
she just became better
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>>3504365
Can crackle fly?
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>>3504332
I found it amusing because it arbitrarily defined the concept of coolness and then called for it to be increased, without explaining the concept it had just defined. It was pretty illogical, and combined with the nonchalant delivery, it gave me a chuckle.
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>>3504365
Crackle will never go to flight school with Dash
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>>3504362
I don't mind different ethnics, but god does this suck.
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>>3504355
Except they have no desire to even consider subtlety, so a tagline to identify each other is useless cause they already stick out
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>>3504375
I'd fuck it.
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>>3504375
Not today.
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>>3504362
I like the Rarity
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>>3504333
Its not august 1st yet.

Glitter isn't indentured to us.
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>>3504362
Fucking terrifying
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>>3504362
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>Olympics Opening Ceremony

I'll bet none of you neckbeards watched it, even though it had its cringeworthy moments.

Also, are your bodies ready for some navel sex?
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>>3504375
Suppose you were a police officer and you saw someone drive around like this

How do you react?
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>>3504362
Apart from the bugeyes and buckteeth and rossfeet I don't mind this.
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>>3504362
thats not so bad
at least it isnt he who shall not be named
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>>3504375
Please no.
>>
Don't respond
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>>3504372
I see it now too
Perfect
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>>3504407
But some of us did, Ross, it was amazing.

Better than Beijing for sure.
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>>3504410
Arrest.
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>>3504423
So I just click the thing and it's gone right?
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>>3504415
voldeross?
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>>3504427
agh fuck you
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>>3504431
Just click it.
And it's gone.
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>>3504423

dont do what now
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>>3504432
SHHHHHHHH
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>>3504423
To what?
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Splotchbutt "Quest" starting, for those interested.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/56290.html

Have a nice night either way!

[1]
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>>3504410
>police pony has a speech impediment
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>>3504426
Can someome post it?
I always forget to save that one
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>>3504407
I didn't watch it first-run because I was at work. Rerun doesn't start for another 90 minutes.
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>>3504438
so edgy XD
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>>3504407
>Ross confirmed for sweat fetish
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>>3504432
DON'T SAY IT MAN GOD IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK HERE
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>>3504407
See I was hoping it wouldn't contain her as a huge landwhale since I remember the anon requesting you to not force your fetishes into the image... but it is you so I am a fool for hoping.
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>>3504435
Gotcha thanks

have a beautiful picture of Fluttershy in response
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>>3504438
7grim1me
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>>3504410

Isn't there already some kind of law against wearing full face masks while driving?

>obstructing vision
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>>3504444
Maybe you should try getting a job?
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>>3504362
There is not a single likable thing about that picture
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>>3504457
Check out this WIP!
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>>3504455
>giving ross a request while asking him not to fetishize it

Yeah good luck with that
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>>3504467
Why must deer be so fucking cute?
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>>3504465
....what?
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>>3504455
>requesting he not force his fetishes in
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>>3504452
Hah
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>mlpg with contributors till they make a tumblr or draw somewhere else
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>>3504467
d'oh my gah
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>Clicking the link to /mu/ from this thread causes my browser to crash
>Doesnt happen with any other board link or from any other thread
Well now.
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>>3504467
...she wouldn't start screaming if I gave her a hug, would she?
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>>3504438
>can't think of something involving honesty
>WORMS
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>>3504438
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>>3504467
I would star at that adorable deer, being afraid if I moved it would run away and a bear would attack and kill me.
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>>3504477
Ignore him.
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>>3504486
FUCKING SKATE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>3504486
You could argue that being honest opens up a can of worms.
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>>3504486
It could be that she's a wormy apple.
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>>3504480
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This guy comes up to you and insists that your favorite pony is annoying and useless.

What do you do?
Keep in mind he's a fan of the fandom and very autistic.
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>>3504471
i was asking for just fat stuff, none of that embarassment/public himiliation shit that he likes so much
but now he's having each of them sweat buckets and AJ is an unrecognizable pile
i really don't care if he finishes anymroe
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>>3504480
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>>3504493
Oh, I'm not taking it seriously.

It was so not connected to anything at all I just laughed really hard and had to ask.
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>>3504484
No, she wouldn't move or respond in any way.
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>>3504486
we skate 3 now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfl33Tn0pYc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGF9duxVQnI&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_EqZ82_TPM&feature=relmfu
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>>3504511
...Walk away and do something else?
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>>3504332
>I don't see anything inherently funny about 20% cooler. I don't know why it was ever thought of as funny and I don't know why bronies seem to think it's still funny.

Because Rarity was asking for specifics on how to improve the dress, but Dash kept saying "make it cooler". And when finally pressed to be very specific, she just says "20% cooler".

It's funny because it's insanely unhelpful.

Out of context it's not funny.
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>>3504465
Did you respond to the wrong person?
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>>3504511
I'll tell him that he's a fucking tool, just like I did when he made EQD.
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>>3504511
"Seth what are you even doing in Massachusetts don't you have a fandom to pilot"
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>>3504511

You too, faggot.

Seriously, I would not waste 5 minutes explaining to him how wrong he is.
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>>3504511
"y-you too"
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>>3504514
See your first mistake was expecting anything more from a fetish artist who spends all his time drawing his fetish.
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>>3504529
>that first vid
>random view of chimney stack
>guy just flies out of nowhere and hits it
>DONK

Every time.
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>>3504511
Something that give him a painful death
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does someone have that picture of scootaloo being manhandled

it doesn't seem to be on paheal
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>>3504511
Shrug and walk away
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>>3504514
Hear that ross? You can stop now. Get back to work on your furry commissions.
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>>3504511
Tell him that I am too busy to get into banal arguments.
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>>3504550
I'm most fond of the IT KEEPS HAPPENING clip.

You know the one.
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>>3504514
I told you, bro
I told you about Ross
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>>3504529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Qag7qf3MU
My personal favourite.
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>>3504529
Skate 3 and Carmageddon are my favorite videos on the internet, easily.
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>>3504567
>I am too busy to get into banal arguments.
ahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
oh geez
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>>3504360
>Context. That's the reason why jokes are funyy most of the time.

This is why internet jokes don't work in real life. They lack the original context. Also why repeating catch phrases is NOT funny.

Original joke:
>Set up
>Continuation
>Punch line!

Afterwards!
>Oh man I'm so zany. Punch line!
>Oh wow, you get it to? You're so punch line!
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>>3504574
>fall of skateboard
>launched 500ft into the air at 100mph

Oh god if only real physics was that fun.
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>>3504544
i just wanted to see if he could actually do a request for once without putting in all of hs other fetishes "totally free of charge" and turning the picture into his own personal request to himself
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>filtered posts keep popping up
>people are still replying
you people are weak of mind
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>>3504529
Oh god this is a 60 happy wheels.
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>>3504511
Calmly walk away and later infest his house with earwigs.
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>>3504601
>keeping popping up

yeah, like you didn't unfilter them or something

right
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>>3504544

>those fuckhuge chambers
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>>3504594
Like I said
That's not how self centered fetish shit artists work.

Next time don't go for the subpar shit tier artists like him and go ask LK (very nicely-like)
>>3504601
Let's just make a new one

REMEMBER MD5 PEOPLE
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>>3504615
>chambers
>not cylinders
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What are we trying to ignore? I'm not using any filters and I can't see anything.
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>>3504651
>filtering Anonymous
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>>3504574
>2:34
RAPE IS HAPPENING
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>>3504657
>Not filtering Anonymous
Do you even /b/read
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>>3504514

Well, you wanted the belly button fucking. I took everything else out like you wished. You have to understand that AJ has to be this fat for this to work. Especially since stallion wieners are like two feet long. The only thing there was a misunderstanding on was exactly how fat she as supposed to be. All I can say is that I'm sorry we didn't see eye to eye on that one, man.
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new horse when
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>>3504671
Never. We really need to reevaluate what we're doing here.
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>>3504614
the minimized stubs still appear
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Should we just petition to get Ross banned? He's unwanted. He's just a troll who won't leave. I do predict that if he keeps getting banned he'll go into freakout mode. Maybe stalk GG or something.
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>>3504667
You're pathetic.
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Did I miss new horse somehow?
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>>3504682
uncheck "Show Stubs"
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>>3504667

listen kid, if you cant do it right then dont do it at all
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>>3504688
>ponychan.net
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>>3504716
He's got a point
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>>3504692

Why? For being gracious and apologizing to a guy who wasn't satisfied? Shit, I'm almost willing to finish up this version with the huge AJ and then do another version where she's thinner. And I'm going to draw it again and again until she's EXACTLY the size this guy wants.
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>>3504725
He's not, quit whining you queer
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>>3504730
You're also a whiny little bitch who can't art or properly listen to requesters. Sad.
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>>3504688
You could ask moot. He's banned problematic posters by request before, but he probably hats us. I say just ignore the guy.
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>>3504667
you could have just done one picture
you could have just done a single thing and been done with it but are now making a spetacle of the entire thing and making it into a comic
you dont have to do another one of her smaller or anything its fine
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>>3504725
No he doesn't. If you can't deal with shitty posts either get a filter like the other faggots or just deal with it
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>>3504730
Ross please. The one person in the world that actually thought he wanted this picture has now changed his mind, just let it go
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Check, one two
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Nightmare Night. An evening of reverie and scares. Fun and candy for the young, and wild parties for the rest of you. Plus, it's a great excuse to dress like a skank without anyone raising an eyebrow for most mares. Yes, nothing speaks of the holiday quite like rooms full of ponies getting tanked and having fun in-costume. Unfortunately for you, it's also a work night. The Nightmare Night lock-in at Club Acid is one of the busiest nights of the year, which is saying something given the place's already unbelievable popularity. Apparently the idea of being stuck inside something like DJ Acid for the night is exactly what some ponies need to get into the spirit. You are, of course, expected to show up dressed for the occasion. Acid made an interesting suggestion when she informed you of the event, but did say she would yield to your judgement if you happened to be planning something.
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>>3508513
Aah, what a wonderful time of year. Creativity abounds in many ways, and it's one of the few nights where even some of the most tight-laced ponies are eager to throw themselves into parties with wild revelry. Of course, this is the first one I get to experience on the service side of course, and I plan to make the most of it. It'll be fun to really stretch my creative muscles as well, since I get to dress up as whatever I want and even act the part.

I've got a few ideas of my own. One I've been entertaining for a few weeks is the sultry stage magician, with its high-cut silken briefs and hose, cleavage-exposing vest, and tight waistcoat. Of course, the opportunity to squeeze two costumes into one night does make me giddy, and I always keep an open mind.
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>>3508528
You figure if you change your mind, there's always time to slink back into the dark recesses of the club to change, but for now, you've got your own ideas. Acid may be a good host, but she's not exactly the most fashion-minded individual in the world, and besides, you'd already gone to the trouble of putting the costume together; It'd be a shame to waste it. You stand nude before your bed, your outfit for the evening draped across it, smiling as you lean forward to run a finger across the delicately folded cloth. It won't be long before you're strutting your stuff before the crowd, and it's going to be positively 'magical'.

Best to start from the ground up. You gently pinch the waistline of the stockings between thumb and forefinger, drawing them back from the arrangement. A quick flick of the wrist sends the legs of the pair drifting through the air as you reach up to grab the other side. You seat yourself on the foot of the bed, and lower the hose down to your hooves, daintily slipping a leg in. You raise your leg into the air before you, slowly pulling the sheer tube over you.
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A cool, pleasant feeling envelops your leg as it slides home, the hose gently squeezing and brushing against the entire length of your leg. You eagerly pull the other up close to you, and slide it through until the stockings sit tight against your hooves. You stand, appreciating the sensation the thin barrier between your hooves and the floor provides, and pull it up over your waist. You sit back down and softly run your hands over your legs. The feeling of the hose hugging against your coat is wonderful.

As you slide your hands back up to your waist, you allow one to leave your legs and reach back for the brief. The smooth, double layer of silk slides gently against itself between your fingers as you bring it around. You grasp it with both hands, rubbing your thumsb over the rich purple fabric while it glides over itself. You nip the waistline on either side, and bring it down to the floor, slipping your hooves through, and pulling it up over your legs. The openings teases your constrained limbs pleasantly as you slide it up. You stand once more, and pull the brief snugly against your crotch, enjoying the smooth material as it caresses your buns. You spread your legs a little and allow a finger to trace little circles along your new panty, paying special attention to a certain divot between your legs. The second layer of fabric ensures your mound will be perfectly smooth from the outside, while still being lovingly caressed by the fabric.
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You close your eyes and revel in the feeling, slowing your wandering digit to a halt. No need to 'christen' such a pretty outfit so soon. You turn back to the bed and pluck a shiny white vest from the shrinking pile of clothes. You gently swing it around your back, slipping your arms through one after the other as you pull the fabric flush against your back. You fasten it around your belly, the fabric tightening around you as you button it up. The tail ends just beyond the brief, right below your belly button, hiding your coat from the crotch up, and stops just over the apex of your breasts, barely hiding your nipples behind its silken embrace. You reach up to your neck, and skillfully fasten the bow-tied collar, the classy accessory ensuring a nice, snug fit.
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Finally, you pick up the coat (its heavy fabric the same color purple of the brief) and throw it over yourself, your arms sliding through its sleeves with ease. The sides of the coat only come down to your waist, but its tails drape down over your butt, and tickle the backs of your thighs as you adjust it. Only a few pieces of your ensemble remain; A pair of sleek white gloves with a buttoned wrist-cuff which fit flawlessly over your hands, the material tightly nestled into the crooks between each finger, and a pair of high heels to match the deep shades of your outfit.

You take a deep breath as you finally complete your outfit, your chest heaving against its restraint, but holding firm. The whole ensemble is just so wonderfully tight. You admire yourself in the mirror, cocking your hip to the side as you fingers curl mystically through the air before you. You can't help but smile; this really is a good look for you. You might even have to work this into your usual rotation; It's not like anyone would complain. You strike a few dazzling poses before your reflection, trying to appropriately portray the magical mare you've dressed yourself as. You try to think of anything you may have missed. Maybe some sort of fancy chapeau wouldn't go remiss.
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>>3508597
The feeling of so many layers competing for attention across my body is delightful. From the light pressure of my heels pushing me up, to the cool air playing across the sinfully thin hose encasing my legs, all the way up to the silk seams of the legholes rubbing against me and teasingly close and tight against my lips. My vest shimmers in the light, and under stage lighting would become the blazing centerpiece of it all. It hefts and displays my cleavage, bounteous mounds pushing and shifting as I move. My tight waistcoat tops it all off, framing the shining vest underneath in the sultry violet color they share with my high-cut briefs. The twin coattails frame my own tail as it pokes out, hefted upwards and cradled in the squeeze of hose and silk. Tiny inlaid sequins in the coat and hose sparkle under the light, and the entire image is not unlike I am shrouded in a starlight sky framing the pristine white moon of my vest in the center.
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I grin and bring my hands together, rubbing them until a slight pressure builds between them. As I slowly bring them apart, the gap is filled with a growing ball of silk, a fabric I have come to have a most intimate familiarity with. As the space between my hands grows further apart, it gradually takes the shape of an elegant purple top hat, decorated with a dainty bow circling over the lid. With a dramatic flourish I bring it up and plant it on my head, spinning around to take a look at my supple cheeks firmly pressed against their prison. My tail peeks its way out at an erect angle, giving a teasing glimpse of the large crease running down from my tail to between my legs. I grin underneath the brim of the hat and rub myself over with my supple wings as I hold the pose. I'm ready.
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>>3508624
You allow your wingtips to glid across your body as they flare out to attention, never breaking form or character as you gracefully flap your way into the air. With one quick airborne twirl, you face the window. It slides open under your will, and with a confidant smirk, you burst forth, swiftly shooting through your window and into the familiar comfort of the night. Your sleek, dark form presents an enchanting silhouette against the sky, the form-fitting outfit complimented by the billowing tails of your coat. You let your mind drift as you make your way to the club, imagining how onlookers might be reacting to the sultry enchantress racing through the air above them. You add a bit of flourish to your course, twirling through the air as you turn gentle loops and corkscrews, silently hoping you've impressed any nameless onlookers.
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When you finally reach the club, Acid isn't backed up to the curve as she usually is. She's standing proud and tall in the darkness, mouth gaping as she dangles a pony between her fingers above her. She releases the flailing equine and snaps her lips closed behind it, gulping as you slow your approach. A familiar cocky grin crosses her face as you glide in close. "Hey." she greets you, eyebrow cocking over her rose goggles as she reaches down for another pony. "'Bout time you showed up. The first few should be working their way down now." You give her a confused, if slightly worried look. This clearly isn't what you were expecting. Fortunately she catches onto your confusion. "It's just a little something exciting for the occasion. Gotta keep things spooky, right?" She wiggles her fingers for emphasis as she lets another pony fall into her maw. She swallows, and gives a satisfied sigh. "Don't worry," she says, "You'll see them soon enough. Why don't you go ahead and take the backdoor." She slaps her ass as she finishes her sentence.
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>>3508644
I shrug in slight ambivalence at her explanation. Even now after all I've been through, Acid has always seemed a little strange to me, but I owe her too much to second-guess how she runs her business. Besides, she knows how badly she sticks out already without giving herself bad publicity.

Giving her a light wave, I invert and pirouette down, arms outstretched. I alight down on a single hoof, standing proud and tall for a moment before I shoot back up skywards. I fold my wings and limbs in, taking the sleek shape of a bullet as I jet straight through Acid's inviting pucker, grazing her titanic asscheeks as I pass. I smirk as I flare my wings and touch back down inside, adjusting my hat and wondering if she felt that.
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>>3508654
You hear a short gasp echo down through the walls of the club, confirming your suspicions. You've still go it. A brief glance reveals the place to be decked out in theme-appropriate trimmings, and you take note of the relatively small crowd, some looking rather shaken, others giddy with excitement. You traipse about the club, greeting and welcoming those in attendance, occasionally indulging in your dramatis personae with a bit of prestidigitation. More and more guests finally find their way in, staggered in one way or another by their trip, and eventually you make your way over to your stage, intending on a decidedly different 'show' tonight. As the crowd fills out to something a bit more what you're use to, you exploit your innate prowess to create illusions to astound and amaze the attendees, occasionally throwing something a bit more lewd than one might expect into the mix.
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>>3508672
Their impressed gasps and muffled hoof-beat applause are a refreshing change from the usual aroused exclamations, and your grand, theatrical movements and gesticulations give you plenty of opportunities to appreciate the smooth, restrictive feeling of your stage outfit. A round of gasps and stifled screams from the recesses of the club draw your attention as you finish your latest dazzling, if provocative illusion. You turn to see the crowd parting as a tall, dark mare struts through the gap, her stark black coat glinting in the flashing lights of the club. The clipping of her armored hooves are muffled by the fleshy floor as she makes her way through, her familiar star-field mane billowing in spite of the still air.

Nightmare Moon.
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Her slitted eyes narrow as you catch her attention, and she smirks as she strides towards you, the usually oblivious throng of ponies splitting to allow her passage. "Well, well, well... Look who we have here." An evil grin plays across her face as her eyes look up to meet yours. You're stunned, in spite of yourself, and her expression softens ever so slightly as she leaps up onstage next to you. "Did my little moonbeam miss me?" Her pet name reminds who you're really dealing with, and you relax, letting down a guard you didn't even realize you had thrown up. She's obviously amused by your reaction, smiling triumphantly as she closes in on you. "Well, I've missed you." She discreetly brushes against you, still wishing to hide her affectionate side so as not to 'disappoint' the crowd.

"I've grown to love this holiday so. Such excitement and creativity... And in spite of my returning presence in the public eye, I can still scare the daylights out of these poor foals." She shoots a steely glare out into the crowd to catch the gaze of a few onlookers, who quickly look away, noticeably panicked. A deep, haughty laugh rises from her throat. "And I don't even need a costume." She's clearly pleased with the reaction. "This should be quite the evening. I look forward to what miss Acid has in store. And..." she remarks conspiratorily, "If we get some 'private time', there's something I'd like to show you."
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>>3508691
Gleefully, I run a hand across her back as discreetly as I can. In her magically transformed state, Luna has grown to roughly the same size as her sister, a trait that sends me all atingle. The memory of being gently dominated by her sister so recently runs through my head, and to think my little princess has taken such a similarly beautiful form sends shivers through me.

"Of course. I wouldn't miss it for the world," I respond softly, careful to hide my happiness from the attentive crowd. I drink in their tension. The atmosphere has thickened noticeably from what it was not a moment ago, and while it is delicious, it isn't good to leave them wanting for too long. With a smirk, I give her voluminous mane a flick, sending a sliver floating off into the air above the crowd. It balloons outward before settling down over them all. Soon the entire club floor is enveloped in a deep fog, inlaid with stardust sparkling under the light.

Gasps of surprise give way to happy groans underneath the unnatural cover as the crowd takes advantage of the changing air to give into baser instincts and desires. Drugs, alcohol, and more than a little magic take hold as the two of us watch from the stage.

"Well, I was saving that for a finale, but you make it so hard to concentrate sometimes." I run a finger under her chin as I lean against her. "Did you have someplace in mind or are you going to make a mare wait, you tease?"
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>>3508704
She turns to face you, staring into your eyes as she mimics your stroke with the tip of her mane. "As much as I'd love toIt simply isn't polite to leave a lady in waiting..." She gives the tendril of lunar energy a quick flick as it leaves you. "I made sure to be the last in. No sense in spoiling my entrance by letting anyone see Nightmare Moon herself devoured by an overgrown disk jockey." She shakes her head slightly as she resettles her wings. The 'opening festivities' clearly weren't to her liking. "But I digress... Our usual spot around the bend should be nice and quiet now. Come along, my spellbinding enchantress~" She casts an enticing look your way as she trots back the way she came, gently stepping over dazed ponies as she goes. You gently rise from the stage and give chase, gliding after her as she disappears further into the club.

She's standing firm when you finally catch up, turned to face your approach. "I do hope you enjoy this," she quips, never breaking arrogant character, "I'd been saving this for a 'rainy day', but... Hm hmm... Let's just say I got tired of waiting..." You swear you can hear a distant peal of thunder as her nebulous mane begins to flutter in an intangible breeze. Her smirk returns as it begins to flicker and whirl violently. She suddenly rears back as her mane grows, whipping around her in a violent tempest.
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Your coat-tails whip out behind you as you reach up to secure your hat in the stiff wind she's created. A veritable blue tornado twists before you, cool gusts blowing through the usually warm, humid confines. It's minutes before the wind finally dies down, and the cosmic hurricane before you begins to dissipate, beginning to reveal her rear hooves once again. You don't notice anything amiss until the storm of stars has receded halfway up her legs. The armored horseshoes that once covered her hooves now extend halfway up her legs. Legs you could swear were stronger and thicker than before... If you didn't know better, you'd say they looked like...

The screen begins to quickly dissipate after it reaches her hips, swiftly revealing her surprise. Nightmare Moon now stands before you, bipedal and matching your stature to a T. Her armor has changed drastically, now forming high hoof-boots and menacing gauntlets. The barding that once hung about her neck has become a decorative chest-piece, encircling (and barely containing) a pair of large, pert breasts. She flares her wings out and flashes a superior grin as she struts towards you. "Well? What do you think, magician?"
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>>3508735
For the first time in a long time, I'm speechless. The beauty presenting itself before me is beyond anything I've imagined. It's almost as if I'm looking into a mirror, but her midnight-black coat, piercing blue gaze and come-hither look betray the illusion. This is very real, and it's really happening. And she's coming right towards me.

I take a couple of shaky steps forward, reaching out to stroke her new shoulder and down her arm. Her body feels intimately familiar, as if I was feeling my own. I trace back up and down her chest, following the contours of her thick metal chestpiece and the thick contours of her new breasts within. "Beautiful..." I trail off as I look up into her eyes, framed by the helmet crowning her imposing form. "I think...that you really ought to take your new self for a test drive, my lady. I would know..."

I lean forward, melting into her embrace. Our breasts smash together, crushed into a pleasure-producing mass of flesh between us as our muzzles meet. I suddenly feel acutely overdressed for this special occasion as I feel both my own nipples strain against my bustier and my lips push hungrily against my brief, as well as her new, shivering ones and chilly metal ornament squeeze into my own.
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>>3508749
As your muzzles meet, her lips part and she invites your eager tongue inside. Her cool, unblinking gaze never wavering as you kiss, only breaking the lip-lock to address you. "I have every intention to. But first..." She places one hand on your hip while reaching down with the other to begin to unbutton your stifling vest, your breasts hanging lower with each loosened fastener. You take a deep breath as she squeezes her fingers around the last one, and spring free of your restraints as she pops it open. "There... That's better." She hefts a breast with her hand, her thumb brushing over your nipple, before allows her hand to trail down your belly to your brief. She slips her thumbs into either side, and grips it tightly, before pulling it higher.

The crease between your cheeks deepens, and the formerly flawlessly smooth brief wrapping your nether regions tightens around you as a telltale furrow begins forming between your legs. The feeling of her palm pressing through all those layers is amazing. A shiver runs through your body as she caresses your lips, gently massaging you as you begin to leak. A familiar moisture begins to spread out from your loins as your feminine fluids begin to soak through.
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"My, my... Someone's excited..." She presses hard against your vulva, grinding the damp fabric into you. "Such a pity you're trapped beneath all that cloth... Let's see if we can't help fix that." She lays two fingers against your slit, and begins to push. You're worried she might be trying to tear through, but much to your surprise, the fabric begins to give. There's a cool, tingling sensation as her fingers slide up inside you, surrounded by silky purple fabric. She finally stops, her fingers completely buried inside you, and begins to slide back out, the fabric pressed into your nethers remaining. She lifts her slick fingers up to her mouth, and gently suckles as you reach down to explore. The smooth, lavender brief you donned now has a perfect, if moist, slit right over yours, providing 'access' to you even as you're completely covered.

"So," she whispers, licking the last of your juices from her fingers, "now that you've been prepared, would you do me the honor of helping me explore this form?" A tendril of her tail whips up between her legs and flits along the sky blue flesh of her marehood.
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>>3508790
I give a generous sigh as she frees my own breasts from their confines and begins running her fingers across them. Her thumb flicking across my hard nipple sets me alight. Clearly she's practiced some already, and the feeling of somebody with actual flesh-and-blood fingers toying with my body is sending me to a new realm of arousal. Finally, I have someone who can truly share in my experiences.

I gasp as she pulls my brief even higher, squeezing compressed silk in between my asscheeks and tight up against my taint. My growing arousal is betrayed by the tight little mound exposed between my shaking thighs as she pulls teasingly at my clothes and traces down my flat stomach. I give a slight whimper as she pushes against them, grinding up against her palm as she pushes into them. I'm too busy focusing on how good it feels to have her fingers suddenly inside me to take notice of the spell she weaves into the fabric I'm wearing with her wondrous touch, and before I know it she teases my clit with the barest stroke of finger and silk before she retreats back outward, leaving my prodigious chest heaving for more.
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"I can see you've been practicing, princess." I take a moment to revel in the feeling of the new second skin as I reach up and gently remove her helmet. "But there are some things that can only be learned through others..." I lean down and take a blue nipple into my mouth, suckling at her new breast and giving it a slight nibble. One of my hands reaches down to take hold of her tail and grasps hold before it ventures too far, bringing it back to tickle her own changed marehood. My own tail, strained thin through the tight brief, slinks around and starts brushing her taut ass. It slinks in between her cheeks and begins teasing her sphincter.

"Now tell me..." I ask between gasps for both air and arousal, "where does it feel best?"
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>>3508854
Her confidant facade briefly falters as you wrap your lips around her nipple, gasping quietly as you begin to suckle. She reaches up to fondle her other breast, rolling an erect nipple between her thumb and forefingers. "Mmn... I had no idea they were so-eep!" she gives a little squeak as you nip at her. "so sensitive." She lets her eyes drift shut as she revels in the unusual stimulation. She bites her lip and moves her tail forth, intent on paying you back for your attention. Her surprise is made clear as you grab hold and pull her back. "Wh- What are you doing down there? Ah... Ah!" Her legs buckle slightly as you slide the flicking tip into her. She twists her head down against her shoulder, fighting the urge to force it in deeper as it flicks across her clit, all the while letting tiny moans and gasps escape.
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She's barely aware of her surroundings as your tail sweeps across her butt, a stifled breath the only sign that she even felt your touch over the soft waves of pleasure flowing through her. That hazy perception is instantly restored as you brush over her pucker. She takes a sudden sharp breath as you begin teasing the tight ring just below the surface. Her hips wiggle, and she struggles to remain standing, the gentle assault on her alien body already an intensely pleasurable experience.

"I... Please... It's too much. I don't know how you can stand this all the time." You give her a brief, sudden jolt, momentarily syncing your ministrations. "AHN! No more! Please! I can't take this!"
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>>3508890
As much as she might want to, I can't cut our lesson short so soon. But I suppose I did start her off with a bit much for her to handle. I trail out of her pert butt and ascend from her chest, saliva trailing from mouth to nipple. "If you insist, princess. Now that you've had a taste, should we move on to a more intimate pace?"

I tickle her lips below as I come back up, nuzzling her as I squeeze our breasts together again. Our manes and tales intertwine together, mirroring the loving embrace of their owners as I continue. "This body of yours is a temple, and I am your guide to all the wonders you can imagine." I look up and smooch her on the snout. "Tell me how it makes you feel."

I grasp her dainty hand and bring it up to my own chest, guiding her into cupping and kneading it like supple dough as she leans into me. "Of course you must also learn by doing..." I giggle and nibble her ears as I continue to trace along her newly-formed panty line and tease her lips some more.
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>>3508901
She speaks softly between kisses as your lips play over hers. "It's wonderful... Like nothing I've ever felt before." She presses deeper into the kiss, still massaging your sumptuous breasts with her new hands. She softly strokes across the surface, squeezing and pressing your sensitive flesh between her fingers. She shifts against your chest until her stiff nipples brush against yours, and slowly turns side to side, teasing the pert nubs with her own.

Her hands wanders south, mimicking your playful touch. Her hands slide over your sides, teasing your skin through the tight brief until they find purchase on your buns, squeezing and stroking as she cups the flawless domes. "So... I'm learning by experience, hm?" One hand slips up your back, pulling you in a little closer while the other drifts across to your front, then slowly down between your legs. She gently rubs a finger over your silk-wrapped slit, teasing and stroking through the wet fabric "Tell me if I'm doing it right~" She lets her finger slip in, and begins rhythmically massaging the walls of your sex.
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>>3508919
I match each of her soft kisses as they trail along my muzzle and down my neck. Her fingers are amazingly dexterous for being only a few minutes old, and they dance across my breasts like a soft rainshower. She hefts and shifts them in her loving embrace, and I lean into her as I enjoy the delicate shifts in their weight and the pleasurable tingle that spreads across each fleshy orb when each of her fingers touches my sensitive flesh. "Yes..." I moan as our nipples kiss each other and her enchanted barding sends an erotic chill through my chest and down my spine. "You learn fast..."

As her hands trail lower, brushing the fine, sensitive hairs covering my trim waist and down my curvy hips, I lean further into her and grind our breasts together. Her fingers poke and cuddle me through the satiny material before she suddenly seizes handfuls of my bubbly cheeks. They spill over as she grabs into them, her nails sending shivers of pleasure straight through to my slit as she forcefully squeezes through the brief, furthering the sensitive wedgie it gives me.
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I moan further as one hand slithers back up my back, my wings rustling in a spasm of pleasure as she finds the one sweet spot between them to push me into her embrace. Her other hand sneaks unnoticed down my front, little spots of pressure descending to my silk-wrapped slit as she pays it a surprise visit. I bite my lip as she enters and begins massaging her marvelous fingers along the layers of silk and hose lining my walls, driving me ever-higher as I squirm uncontrollably. "Just...like a queen...should!"
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>>3508941
Her tail curls around your leg, its cool, ethereal form softly squeezing and stroking you through the sheer fabric. "Good, good..." There's a satisfied air in her voice as she quietly chuckles, slipping another finger inside to join the others. The intruding digits slip deeper inside, curling and extending in a 'come hither' motion as she strokes you through the moist, satiny sheath. She begins to slowly pump her fingers in your marehood, sliding in and out of the silky tunnel. Her thumb slowly strokes just above your slit with each insertion, brushing the little bump of fabric hiding your clit.

With a grin, her other hand creeps up and begins to massage the base of one wing, gently pinching and rubbing as she rolls it between her fingers, each squeeze sending a pulse of electricity through your body; The sensation of her dextrous fingers playing with your wing is almost as nice as the attention she's paying to the needy crease between your legs.
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When her hand suddenly leaves your wing, you open your eyes to find her staring right back. She pulls away from you, still grinning, and slowly begins to sink down until she's eye level with your chest. She stares up into your eyes, slowly opens her mouth, and leans forward to give your perky breast a long, slow lick. She flicks her tongue as it brushes across your nipple, and watches your reaction before moving back in to take it into her mouth, gently suckling while she runs small circles around the nub with her tongue. Her free hand moves down to your side, holding you still as she pleasures your most private areas.
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>>3509013
I lift a leg as her tail gently sqeezes the other through my hose, leaving a trail of shimmering starstuff up my thigh. One of my heels falls off as my leg twitches in the electrical feeling it leaves behind. My own tail lashes against it, rubbing and pulling in a needy grasp while she pumps my hungry slit for its juices. My body jumps at each stroke, little gasps coming quicker and quicker as her thump circles the very tip of my marehood. My clit is throbbing in desire, poking a very noticeable tent in the dripping brief right above the lips now grasping hungrily at the fingers exploring their depths.

I rear back and squeeze hard at her own breasts as she begins to mimic her treatment, this time on my wing. It flutters happily, each of my feathers twitching and reaching towards her hand as if pleading for attention. I can't decide which feels more heavenly as my spine becomes a highway for pleasurable feelings.
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My indecision is solved for me as she stops and cups my chin. When my eyes lazily open, I'm stricken by her most beautiful face filling my vision, captivated by her deep, sea-green eyes and slitted irises peering dreamily into my own. I follow them down as she lowers herself to my chest, both of us straining to keep eye contact over my voluptuous busom. She wins by default as she begins slowly licking one, the tiny little fuzz standing at attention and caressing her tongue. I squeak when she reaches my erect nipple, her tongue doing nothing to suppress the intense firmness filling it. As her lips close around it and begin coaxing more feeling from the miniature volcano on my chest, I grind against her arresting grip and greedily run my own hands through her ethereal mane. I seize her ears in my haze, squeezing and rubbing them as she digs her fingernails into my side. My own wings reach around, enveloping the two of us in soft feathers as my mane billows wildly.
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>>3509053
The jet black mare before you sighs as you wrap her up in your delicate wings, cooing softly as she suckles your breast. Her eyes flutter closed as she loses herself in the moment, her lips spreading over your the sensitive flesh of your areola while her tongue flattens itself over you. You see her brow furrow as she begins to suck harder, nipping at you gently with each pull. It's not long before her determined slurping rewards her with a short squirt of milk. She groans appreciatively as it splashes over her tongue, reveling in your flavor as she swallows it down.

The already strong feelings of her probing hand accompany her newfound vigor, and she dares to slip one last finger in. It's almost more than you can fit as her hand slips in up to the crook of her thumb, spreading her fingers out to stretch and rub the winking, sheltered walls of your vagina. You have trouble standing as she begins to piston in and out, the fabric of your leggings and brief being pulled out and pushed in with her.

Her free hand slowly loosens its grip, and slides over your side and down your leg, before finally falling free of you. It drifts down between her own legs, and she gently begins to rub her wet mound, stroking the sky blue slit and rolling her little nub between her fingers, before finally slipping inside to pleasure herself. Gentle shlicking sounds rise up from below as she synchronizes her strokes, and she moans into your breast as warmth spreads between her legs.
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>>3509067
As milk is coaxed from my nipple into the hungry mouth of my lover, I wrap my hands around her head and squeeze her into my chest. I stroke and massage her head vigorously as I lean down and take her long, bladed horn into my own mouth. My tongue circles it, flicking against the sharp point inside as I begin to work it up and down, groaning through it all. It's a wonder nobody can hear us even in our little corner of the busy club.

My tail breaks into strands, continuing to hug and stroke her own, but a solitary one traces around her slim waist before following the contours of her hips and straight up to her flanks. It traces her cutie marks before slinking around and plunging straight into her puckered opening. I pump it up and through in a steady patter, synchronizing it with all of our various lovemaking as various pulsating motions travels straight into her.
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It's just in time for her third finger to squeeze its way up into my vagina. My shivering legs nearly give out as she energetically pumps me for all I am, her team of fingers greedily shoving themselves in and out, in and out. By now her hand is dripping with my pre as droplets seep their way out through the legholes in my now sinfully-tight brief. The silken lining is nearly a third participant on its own by now as it is coaxingly plunged up against my throbbing clit and presses so very tight on my taint and panty lines. The feelings sprouting between my legs are spread across my butt and abdomen as they travel through the magical fabric, my body burning up as it begs for release.
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>>3509100
Nightmare gasps as you wrap your lips around her horn, and letting out a shaky sigh as you begin to work it over. The fluted ridges rub pleasantly against your tongue as you slide up and down the phallic protrusion, letting your lips drag lustfully on each backstroke. The sharp tip occasionally jabs the back of your throat when you get too greedy, making you wince and crane your neck, hoping to take just a little more without being poked. You turn your head as you fellate her horn, and feel it slowly warm in your mouth, a dull tingle spreading over your lips as magic builds up inside.

She's so focused on the intense sensations spreading over her body that she barely notices your tail snaking its way across her flanks. She coos quietly as it tickles her rump, giggling as it slips between her cheeks. She gasps, however, when it dives inside her. Her horn depresses your tongue as her head bends down, briefly leaving your nipple as she catches her breath. "Mmn... Yes..." She returns to her duty with renewed enthusiasm as you tease her ass, adding to the already overwhelming feelings permeating her body.
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Both of her hands are now soaking with feminine fluids as she works both of you in tandem, fingers curling and flexing inside. Her pumps get faster and harder, vigorously plumbing your depths as she submerges her fingers into herself. Her breath quickens alongside her thrusts, and you feel her bobbing gently in time against your chest as your combined efforts bring her close. Her sudden enthusiasm and shaking, desperate body drive you forward right alongside her, and your soaking, sensitive lips begin to quiver and contract, squelching around her hand as it roughly pumps in and out, the burning desire inside your abdomen now raging with passion. It spreads through your body, every last nerve in your body begins firing, flooding you with intense pleasure and lust.
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>>3509123
The warm tingle flooding my muzzle only builds my growing anxiety, and I vigorously begin to pump my muzzle up and down her horn. My lips gratifyingly slip in and out of the smooth spiraling ridges as they pass in and out, and my tongue follows them with even more energy. I gleefully lick and prod the tip of it, a wonderful tickle building inside as it begins to be infused with her building magical aura. Starving for her release inside me, I shift it around inside my mouth, lingering as it drags across the inside of my cheek to spread the wonderful feeling as much as I can.

I'm beginning to lose control of myself as she stokes the flames inside of me to nearly intolerable levels. I've nearly collapsed on my own hooves by now, supported almost entirely by her dark, powerful grasp on the inside of my marehood and the tight squeeze of my clothing down below. Each thrust of hers sends me into more shivers, reducing me to a quivering wreck of a woman all but at her mercy as she fingers me without abandon. My lips have a firm grasp on her, as if they never want her to leave.
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My breast firmly attached to her mouth only exacerbates my condition as my chest jiggles with each rough suckle she performs. As if jealous, my free breast sways freely and bumps into the side of her head with each suck. We are truly in synch now, each movement forming into a steady rhythm as we service each other in an intimate dance of pure sex.

As if in slow motion, I feel it begin my loins, nurtured to blossom by her loving touch. Each and every cell in my body begins to slowly explode in pleasure, starting from my vagina and trailing both up and down my blazing body, causing several things to happen at once. My legs finally give out, my other heel clattering to the floor as I collapse entirely on her strong grip. My wings seize her body in a deathgrip, hugging my lover close for support as I shudder uncontrollably in orgasm. My breasts feel like exploding bombs, one still firmly encased by her lips. And finally, I let out a muffled scream as I deep-throat her horn, sucking on it as if for dear life. The force of my orgasm ripples down my tail, driving the full force of my explosive pleasure and release straight up her ass as my slit floods itself, soaking her hand and filling my clothing with my cum.
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>>3509150
When you collapse, your breast falls free of her mouth, and Nightmare swiftly buries her face between your bosoms. She screams in a booming, dual octave voice as the energy of your body-rocking orgasm floods into her ass, jolts of pleasure crashing through her body with the force of a tsunami. Her rhythm completely vanishes as she desperately works her hands inside you both, tensing up as her arms are soaked with cum. Her body shakes and writhes and her mane whips violently through the air as the otherworldly sensations wash through her, spreading down her legs, and up through her body. A bright glow emanates from her armor as your very essence flows through her, and she shudders beneath the prickling sensations its caress now provides her.
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>>3509163
The wave finally crests, pushing up through her spine to numb her mind, causing her to lose all articulation. All she can do is brace herself against you and moan as your orgasmic power surges up through her horn, a blast of wild magic finally erupting into your mouth and down your throat. The tingling electricity of her involuntary magical release crackles through the slick tunnel and fills your belly, returning a small fraction of the energy you released into her. A few wispy trails of dark blue smoke seep from the corners of your mouth as your relax your grip on her horn.

As her head finally stops spinning from the force of the blast she collapses against you, her hands slipping free of their quivering prisons to wrap around you. A thick puddle forms below as she holds you close, her ragged breathing finally beginning to steady as she surrenders herself to your embrace. "That was absolutely amazing... You're amazing..." She nestles her head into your neck, breathing deeply as she strokes your back. "I'll never know how you can withstand so much... Stimulation."
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>>3509176
I gleefully suck down her magic as she releases inside me, gulping and swallowing the magical discharge greedily. This is leagues better then any of the mouthfuls of seed deposited in me by hoards of randy stallions, it is the very essence, the soul of the mare I love. Her wild magic infuses every part of me, and I take in every bit of it. Now more then ever are we truly as one, a perfect expression of our feelings for each other.

I collapse on the ground, my legs splaying out as I land firmly on my well-padded rear. There's a brief burn from my incredibly sensitive pussy as it hits the ground, which turns into a slow tingle as my clothing begins to glow, slowly seeping out and returns to its natural state. By the time I stand back up, my brief will no longer be an inviting cavern, but a shiny violet barrier smoothly following the contours of my very satisfied mound. It pulsates in time with her armor, as if even now it refuses to break our link.
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I wrap my arms around her, enfolding her in an inner embrace underneath my still-shivering wings. One hand comes up to rest against the back of her head as she leans into my neck, softly stroking through her mane as I rest my own head against hers. "Only because I'm so lucky to have such a perfect lover," I smile as she takes deep breaths of my naturally alluring aroma, no doubt never wanting to forget it. "Anything to share the joy I feel with my little moonbeam." I give her a soft kiss on the base of her horn, a gentle reminder of the night where I appeared into both her room and her life.

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