Old thread: >>3491072Would you live in Equestria without internet and vidya?
>>3494583No^999999999991111111
I'm a has-been.
Duh.Okay, onto the next horse. Maybe this one has a better question.
>tfw woke up in the middle of the night and unable to sleep againwhy does this keep happening?!
You come home to your wifeu who is making you a meal. What is she making?
Twilight is a very bismexual pone
>>3494632>F:E is in greentext format.How does it go down?
>>3494614>MLPG forms a PMC>Travels to Africa, "liberates" the real city of Equestria
>vidya and innernet somehow being more valuable than mareginas>ever
>>3494645Check your privilege
which pony would you let sit on your face?
>>3494644>RaritySomething really fancy I can't pronounce
>>3494644Why is she so beautiful /co/?
>>3494588
>>3494653Celestia
>>3494660
>>3494658If she is so beautiful, what does that make Fluttershy? A goddess?
>>3494672yes
>>3494672>FLUTTERFAGS
>>3494672>fluttershy>Pretty
>>3494660>>3494669Get on my fucking level.
>>3494648>has running skirmishes with the /k/ommando PMC>they're still mad about that one K98>they won't listen when we say it wasn't us
>>3494678It's canon.
>>3494677>Implying Fluttershy isn't the canon most beautiful of the mane sixDYEWTS?
someone asked
>>3494660That's not pink enough!
>>3494684HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Would you try your best to slake a stallion's lust?
>>3494647>Thousand of lines of lesbian horse apocolypse
>>3494689Lineart of the tail looks fucked.
>>3494678Well think about it. Rarity flipped her shit when photo finish wanted Fluttershy's natural beauty over Rarity's sculpted perfection.And then you gotta take into account Fluttershy is just as talented a designer as Rarity if not better.
>>3494689>Anon ducking from the flames.png
>>3494689IT'S RAINBOW DOSH
>>3494689>autism
>>3494693I did not know that slake was a word.But yes, yes I would.
>>3494693Even if it killed me, I wold try my best
>>3494684Amazing.
>>3494583>Giving up the internet and video gamesI don't even want to go to Equestria, this just seals the deal.
>>3494644Probably some experiment with too much sugar and everything else in the kitchenI'd still eat it
>>3494696I have only paint.net
>>3494694>And then she got fucking shot.>And she passed out, causing the person who was killing her to die horribly but I won't write about it.
>>3494697>FS>Talented designerHAHHAHAAHAHAHOh god this is richI guess that RD is also more read than Twilight right
>>3494717yes, and fluttershy is more read than both combined
>>3494697to be fair, Fluttershy didn't design Rarity's dress, she just took her design and made it, you could say she's good at stitching but not designing
>>3494693>slake (sleɪk) >— vb>1. literary ( tr ) to satisfy (thirst, desire, etc)>2. poetic ( tr ) to cool or refresh Huh. That's a pretty neat word.And only if he begged me
>>3494689gotta admit dude, its pretty fucking lame to edit out a signature, no matter who the artist is
GET YOUR HORSE ONhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI
>>3494702>>3494705Would you milk his girthy ponycock for all the deliciously viscous, musky spunk it had? Would you knead his heavy, sweaty balls and encourage him to empty them into your belly?
>She can critic the fuck out of Rarity's dress like the cunt she is.>DURR SHE'S A TALENTED DESIGNERgod I knew flutterfags were bad, but get a load of this guy
>>34947370r0 plz go.
>>3494717Obviously you forgot when FS wrecked Rarity's shit in critique. >>3494733And I know Fluttershy didn't design Rarity's dress. But the design for what Fluttershy wanted wasn't what Rarity made was it. Fluttershy probably lied and said she loved it.
>>3494742All day every dayI don't know if it's actually possible to live entirely off pony semen, but I'd certainly try
>>3494745>implying we all areI'm this guy:>>3494733
>>3494739No.
>>3494742Oh god yes.After a few mouthfulls I'd rather pull his lengthy cock out of my throat and let the rest spurt over my face, though.Then I'd give him a kiss right on the tip.
>>3494754Grumpy Guss plz.Plz.Bring Sooty and the gang back.
>>3494753>Defending yourself as anon
Your favorite pony just tooted
>>3494764I'm trying to defend Flutterfags reputation
>>3494751Knowing some stuff about technical details doesn't make you a designer.If she was a good designer her dress wouldn't have been shit>i want french heute couture>I'll also add a bird nest with eggs on my headHer critique was shit and meaningless.
>>3494766I'll rub her wings so she toots some more
>>3494763No.
>>3494772>My tastes and opinions don't fit the norm>Clearly they are shit and I should die
>>3494774I will fucking cut you.
Then I flip a switch and fluffy is everythingPlush and sweet and soft and pink
>>3494742>SwallowingEwww, no.
>>3494752>wake up before your stallion>slip under the covers and wrap your hands around his morning wood>take his flat head into your mouth and slowly slide his length into your throat>slurp on him until he wakes with a strangled cry, hot spunk erupting straight into your belly>pull off his with a wet pop and lap at his cock until he's ready to go again>spend the entire time kneading his balls, the musk pouring off of his sweaty orbs driving you mad>as soon as you feel he can take it you dive onto his cock once more, milking it with your expert throat>he doesn't last long, unloading another pint of glue-thick ponycum into you>breakfast in bed
>>3494772but bro liking animals is her thing. that's why she put a animal nest on her head.
>>3494768I'm not even a Flutterfag. I'm just curious as to what anon thought Fluttershy was if it is thought Rarity is beautiful.I mean after all, Rarity is a very pretty pony when she's got her make up on and all the fashion and pampering.
>>3494791oh god unf
>>3494787
>>3494803I wonder what Rarity looks like without any makeup.
>>3494810Like a mule
>>3494791>Swallow the deliciously thick load>Cuddle back up with my pony>Fall asleep for a while longer
>>3494810
>>3494810I imagine if she let herself go natural she'd look like the Last Unicorn.
>>3494773>Fluttershy farts uncontrollably when you start massaging her wingsI've seen this more than a few times. Can't be the same anon every time.
You still think I'm pretty right anon?
>>3494810Just the same as she always does.>She doesn't dare let you see her without it.>The one time you did see her without it she was devastated.>She figured you didn't love her anymore after that.
>>3494751
>4803 words >26592 characters>4 hours>Lots of pony sex>Too much of everything>Final destinationhttp://pastebin.com/vTciGSeN
>>3494835nah
>>3494842>Two hundred lines of greentextNot bad
>>3494810She looks pretty normal to me at the start of SS.Unless she trained herself to haply all her makeup when she sleeps...and her make up is immune to mud and water at the end
>>3494827I picked that up from some other anonthere will never be a fluttershy wing massage greentext
>>3494841bwahahahaha
>>3494841I can feel the autistic rage of the rarifag that created that picture. It's beautiful.
>>3494841>implying that's FS fault and not the episode's writer
I need a nightmare moon image or six.Also. Wallpapers. Of. Pone.
>>3494842Why use the greentext format at all, for such a long piece?
Post moar Sethisto with body pillow
>>3494855Oh really?...wait, that was a trick to make me write one, wasn't it?
>>3494862>blaming the writersCan we go deeper?
>>3494864He's a beginner.
>>3494862fluttershy is a fictional character.
>>3494868maybe
>>3494864It wasn't supposed to happen like that anonIt got out of handI couldn't control it
>>3494870I blame God for creating the writers
>>3494871Fair enough.
>>3494874>implying
>>3494880I blame humanity for creating God
>>3494841>getting mad that she was too demandingWasn't that the point of the ep? Not to mention Rarity had to force it out of her.
>>3494842Awesome, I love it.
>>3494887I blame science for creating humanity
>>3494887Touché
>>3494871Seriously, cut the newbie some slack.>>3494882Right...We can all agree he did well.It was long, but he did well.I for one welcome another greentexter.
>>3494854>Every morning at 5AM she unconsciously applies her make upSo it's a damn reflex by now? Damn
>>3494813>prepare a tasty hay and daisy sandwich for lunch>set the plate down on the table>crawl under it>time for him to serve you your lunch
>>3494887I blame nature for creating humanity
I blame the Big Bang
>>3494912Bazinga
>>3494912It is a shitty show.
>>3494889The point is that she didn't know shit about what she was talking aboutShe probably knew some terms she saw in a dictionary and started using them without knowing how.
>>3494912[laughing track]
>>3494929>>3494922>>3494917GODDOMMOT GOYS
>>3494917are you proud of you post?
>>3494912I blame whoever couldn't come up with a better name than "big bang".
>>3494931no, not at all.I really wish i could kill myself
>>3494935>fur
>>3494935I bet whoever made this image was really fucking proud of it.
>>3494917That's Strike two, Anon....
>>3494941Don't kill yourself, just stop using internets
>>3494822Drew it.Now then.I want to see an episode where the friends switch lives for a day. Rainbow dash working on the farm. Apple Jack working in Rarity's boutique. Fluttershy working weather. And Pinkie pie being an animal doctor. Think of the jokes and all the zany ploys.
>>3494945>Mother approved.
>>3494935>pussy blushI've never seen vaginal skin tight and glossy enough to blush.and I'm a gynecologist.
>>3494935I don't think I'd be happy about some one spitting at me-aaand she's having her vagina exposed. brilliant.
>>3494953But FS isn't a vet.Well not a real one....Why the fuck isn't she arrested for not having a license?
>>3494953>Fluttershy would be that fucking tree.
>>3494953>body swap episode
>>3494953>Twilight in charge of controlling the weather
>>3494931>>3494945What is your obsession with pride.
>>3494965tell me about your job
>>3494976>Meteor shower
>>3494977not samefag
>>3494965How many horse vaginas have you checked...
>>3494972Not even body swap episode. Just walking in each other's shoes after a disagreement.
>GW2 servers are back upGood mlpg, i'll see you on monday.
>American comercials
>>3494987What?What?
>>3494987You're lying to me! I thought I was free until august
>>3494953>RD in charge of Sweet Apple Acres>She makes a tornado so all the apples could be harvested faster>none are ever found again>AJ goes bankrupt
>>3494987STOP LYING, ANON
>>3494972Applejack swaps with RarityPinkie gets Twilight's bodyDash gets fluttershy's bodyTwilight gets Dash's bodyFluttershy gets Pinkie's body
>>3494985>You will never be a marshmallow pony gynecologist>You will never end each examination with a flavor test
>>3494989I want to know why am I saving this
>>3494953Can you draw twilight dressed as a witch. And cackling madly.
>>3495000Oh god.Pinkie with Magic would be...scary.Also they would have to do it right and not change voices. Like body with voice with character's personality. Not that it would matter with Fluttershy being in Pinkie's body.
>>3495004>You seems a little sour Applejack, but sure to take more vitamins
>>3494953I want a race swap episode>dash becomes a unicorn and tries to find new ways go going fast with magic>Pinkie is a pegasus and is even more annoying>AJ is a unicorn and uses magic to harvest apples fast, but doesn't find it as rewarding as bucking>Fluttershy is an earthie and likes itI can't think of any more.
>tfw you havent drawn in like, a month
>>3495004
>>3495019I used to know that feel
>>3495000>Not Rarity becoming Twilight when she has to hold a seminary who becomes Pinkie who has to make a huge party who becomes FS when all the animals are having babies who becomes AJ at a rodeo who becomes Dash at a huge Aerial acrobatic show who becomes Rarity who's a judge at a fashion show
>>3495019I know that feel.The problem now is I don't want to draw because I'm afraid of how bad I've gotten from complete lack of practice.
>>3495022No. I wouldn't
>>3495020That last panel just kills it.Why anon why
>>3495022Would I what?
>>3495022as a pony gynecologist,No.
>>3495028Why wouldn't you hang out with the princess?What are you, some kind of anarchist?
>>3495022Ask if she would mind giving me a ride out of that white void? sure.
>>3495036What do you think Celestia does to pone anarchists threatening her regime?
>>3495022I really don't like ECM's porn.
>>3495038Why are there so little art of humans riding ponies that aren't sexual?I think it's a cute idea.
>>3495042Fucks them until they go mad from pleasure, and then casts them to the Everfree Forest, duh.DYEWTS?
>>3495046There' a bit.
>>3495025>Pinkie having to deliver the animal babies>OH I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE HOW BABIES ARE BORN>She stayed locked in her room a few weeks
>>3495036Princess Celestia is scary. She sent her sister to the moon for 1000 years. And encased the spirit of disaster in stone.
>>3495043His furry porn is pretty good.
>>3495022I'd enjoy the breath of her wings against my face while I pound that pink taffy cooter 'til it's red.
>>3495042Statues, obviously
The antagonists from MLP reappears in Season 3 as secondary characters. What would their episode look like?Hard mode: Include main antagonists (NMM, Discord, Queen Chrysalis)Nightmare Mode: They're support characters to an even bigger antagonist.
>>3495053
sometimes i wish our world had no vidya/internet/tv
>>3495067Get the fuck out of here you loser
>>3495065
>>3495053>dat animationgoddamn.
DO THE LA LA LA LA LAL LA LA LALALALALALALAL LAAAAAAALAAAAAA LOLOOLOLOLLOL LEELELELELELELE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAwdansu dansu
>>3495012
>>3495089http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5MB-FvpDA
>>3495071fuck u lol
>>3495022This is fucking disgusting, please don't post his works here anymore
>>3495096ur ghey
Saber is a virgin?
>>3495104Who?
fuck i'm boredanyone want a drawing requestor me to stream something
>>3495114Draw ponies in pajamas
>Would you Twilight's ass, /mlp/?>/mlp/: Hell yeah, mothafuckah give me that sweet pony ass>random guy: Dudes, I thought we were different from the rest of the fandom, can't we be the good side that talks about the show in a knowledgeable and chillaxed manner?>/mlp/: >Not wanting to fuck the ponies, >watching the show for the writing >not going full sperglord brony mode whenever talking about something>/mlp/: What are you a faggot?>random guy: ...yeah, I'm done with pony sites, can't even talk about them properly anymore. Enjoy your /b/.
>>3495064>episode start with a waitress serving GIlda a coffee or something at a random cafe>Gilda mistakes her Pinkie, after a minor outburst she apologizes and mumbles something about Pinkie Pie and Ponyville>All other antagonists (Iron Will, Trixie, Flim Flams and so on) hear her and join her>they all tell stories about how Ponyville fucked them over>each story is in a different animation style and obviously greatly exaggerated>at the end one of them admits that she/he kinda exaggerated a bit and actually the mane cast didn't do anything wrong>the others admit that too >they become good friends and it slowly pans out as they start sharing other cool stories about their lives>the end
>>3495104Twilight a Virgin?
>>3495120this do all the ponies
>>3495121>Browsing /mlp/>2011+1
>>3495104That's Extra Saber, aka Nero.No way in hell is she a virgin.
>>3495114Stream the drawing process
>>3495114Stream that drawing request: Anon drinking from Coke pone wearing pajamas.
>>3495114fluttershy giving dash a bath
>Daily venture into the piss to see what I can find because I hate myself>On today's episode: Fluffyfags RPing as fluffy pony versions of Daleks and Dr. Whoughhhhhhh
>tfw Renne QuestFucking LK.
>>3495123>Iron Will>antagonist
>>3495139Link?
>>3495124Didn't you see that poor anon's marathon greentext? She ain't a virgin no more, friend
>>3495144It's not going on right now, I'm just agonizing over the puzzle he left us in the last session.
>>3495142Okay remove Iron Will from there,Just please let's not start this debate again
>>3495156I know, but I missed the last session
>>3495158Oh, well here you go.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
>>3495167Thanks.
>>3495158>>3495144Some guy made thishttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
>>3495157Well... I guess you could call him an antagonist,such as they are in a show like this. I don't consider him one myself, mainly because the worst thing he did was be kinda pushy, but he otherwise seemed liked a decent guy, especially at the end of the video. I wouldn't mind seeing him come back for a small role in S3, either.
>>3495138>Browsing anything other than MLPG
>no one will ever draw the rest of the ponies in a saloon dress; ;
>>3495173>Just please lets not start this debate again>Other Anon starts the debate again
>>3495173You sound like sentenal.
>>3495181Good idea, I forgot what I was supposed to draw next
>>3495173Maybe he could be the one at the end that points the obvious exaggerations of the other stories and the one that makes them admit they exaggerated a bit.
Uncomfortable horses are the best horses.
>>3495188But he's right
>>3495191I think I love you
>>3495177I used to browse the drawthreads. Now they seem gone.
>>3495123Ok so moving on, what kind of animation style would each story have?
>>3495207What kind of reaction is that?
>>3495194Forelegs don't bend that way
>>3495182I believe that was his true purpose
>>3495212...Heh nice. This made me smile.
>>3495216
>>3495177I clearly stated I hated myself you fat whore. Don't you have somewhere else to be fat? Fatlestia is what they should call you.
>>3495214Gilda's would be kind of like Redline's style.
>>3495178
>>3495233
>>3495214What if Trixie's style was like that Ursa Major small firework show but more detailed?
>>3495139>>3495156You think we're still missing a piece that he'll reveal next quest? That could be it.
>Artosis will never browse MLPG
>>3495182I wasn't intending to start or restart a debate, I was just following up with my >opinions
>>3495218Special talent is being double jointed.What a dumb talent.
>>3495218DYEWTS
>>3495241It could be but if so he's being a huge dicktease by giving us a blank clue on that tumblr.
Lectorus from MLPGDND, are you here?
>>3495259Oh god my boner
>>3495259READY FLAN
>>3495259>that twisted side-pussy
>>3495259Their faces look so retarded. They look like little gremlins.
fuck hoovesdo you know how hard it is to do anything with hooves
>>3495250Just like sentenal.
>>3495259
>>3495276Oh jeez
>>3495259Atryl's stuff is just worse and worse
>>3495276>png
>>3495239
>>3495276oh fuckit begins
>>3495276Are you the anon that bought the Pinkie suit?
>>3495289
>>3495277ok you got me, I'm sentenaljust don't tell anyone, ok?
>>3495298Batman is also Clark Kent.
>>3495298>admitting you're sentenalSHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
>>3495296
But they have Vidjas...been proven. But....meh much as I adore the idea of being in Equestria...you make it too vague. For all we know if if you remove internet and vidjas tons of other things could be gone too. It's a hassle but I prefer real life. I love Fallout...but I don't WISH for the world to end so I can explore the nuclear waste poisioned world.
>>3495287>taking photos in jpg
>>3495311>not hiring a professional artist to make an oil painting instead
>>3495276>Filename.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkDkC_Di5TE
>>3495306why anonI asked you not to, and you didHow could you betray my trust like this?I don't think we can be friends any more, anonymous.
>>3495309>vidJa
>looking at some pone porn>Mom walks inThank god it was hard to tell
>>3495200Don't spread your love around yet, I don't think I can draw much until Sunday.And I might just try drawing chubby pone
>>3495320it's 27 degrees outside and try wearing that for any extended period of time even indoors
>>3495330>27°CIt's 35°C in the fucking shadow here and probably 40°C in here
>>3495319nigga don't remind me how inferior I am in drawing
>>3495325>living with your parentsYou might want to get off the general and go get a jobHaving your own place is very nice
>>3495340I'm only home for the summer. Fuck jobs, student loans
>>3495340Were it so easy...
>>34953356º C here.Comfy as fuck.
>>3495335Get AC
Screams from the hatersGot a nice ring to it
>>3495340Fuck that, I'm going to invest my time into drawing doodles for 4chan for 7 years and then hop my ass into poverty
give me attention
>>3495348I can't be comfy if it's too cold either...
>>3495350I don't have the money
>>3495359do you have a fursuit?
>>3495350
>>3495348What are you doing with those gems, Pinkie?You're not even a jeweller.Get away from those.
>>3495359Draw or write somethingOr say something retardedthat was a pretty good start
>>3495359no
>>3495351I guess every superhero need his theme music
>>3495373No one man should have all that horse semen
>>3495373NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT PO-NE
>>3495368>>3495372>>3495365thank you
>not enjoying the heatFucking winterfags.
>>3495376>>3495378i dont get the referenceis that bad?
>>3495386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luNcDxQ0UcAHHHEYYAHHHEYYY
>>3495385>heat>enjoy
>>3495385>Enjoying 40°C
>>3495124>>3495124What us your headcanon on this aspect, anon? If I'm not mistaken, mares don't have special membrane in her vagina tract, only humans do. But what about ponies?My headcanon is: human-like vagina (or hybrid) + the membrane that determines virginity
>>3495385>enjoying the heat
Ponyville's Mayre is a very pretty pony.
>>3495385I grew up in the desert. <40°C is nothing to me as long as it's dry. This is a wet heat and I hate it.
>>3495407What is she called before she was elected?Or was she elected before she was born?
>>3495367>You're not even a jeweller.>Implying.I am whatever I want to be.
>>3495415T-THAT'S LIKE NAMING YOUR SON PRESIDENT MAN
>>3495416>That tail.Oh animators...
>>3495276How do you remove that with hooves?
>>3495419>Not naming your son President ManDo you even true american?
>>3495414Fucking tropical jungle, man.>30+ °C all day errday>high humidity >regular thunderstorms
>>3495423Huh.
>>3495424>not having "Dick" as a surname
>>3495407>lies about mane color>shitty organizer>shitty eyesight>shitty color scheme
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>3495430pls tropicsplsWPOTYAY
>>3495430where the hell do you live man
COCKY LITTLE FREAKS
>>3495414>>3495430>mfw Florida
>>3495431He has no hands, anon
>>3495430are you in hawaii? it's raining pretty hard here right now
Does anyone have that spoiled text with anon raping Twilight?
>>3495419>President Man>Only President>Not King-of-the-universe ManYou have such small goals Wily.No wonder Megaman alwayse defeats you
>>3495450MY EMPERORI'VE FAILED YOU...
>>3495461>not naming your child God King
>>3495385I like the heat anon
>>3495468GOD KING MONGOL GENGHIS
>>3495451I live in Florida too.It's fucking hot today, man.
>>3495478>that feel when the world will end in 20 years from global warming
>>3495402I find this question rather important to me, it does not let me sleep during the nights ;_;
>>3495468What if I named him Victory Man?That way he wins everything!NOT EVEN GOD COULD DEFEAT HIM!
>>3495454>>3495444motherfucking borneo
>>3495483>Implying we won't have the technology to boost ourselves farther from the sun in 20 years
>>3495492>Hey Victory Man I challenge you to a contest to see who dies first
>>3495495You're too fucking optimistic.
>>3495494whoaeven the name suggests it"burn-eo"
>Not naming your daughter Florida
>>3495501>"I declined. I would challenge you to a fucking your girlfriend contest, but I've already got you beat."
>>3495506DYNOMIIIITE
>>3495494I want airline pilots to leave.
>>3495502You think that's optimistic? I like to think in however many years it takes for our galaxy to collide with the Andromeda, we'll have amazing shield technology that will either stop the burning space from destroying all life in both, or we'll even be able to change the course enough to avoid collision.
>>3495502That's what they said when they questioned television.
>>3495516wrong guy
>>3495530>they
>>3495509>>3495501No Victory Man of mine defaults on a challenge. Resignation and cowardice aren't victory!
>Implying you guys will ever get laid
>>3495525That howevermany is so fucking much that humanity is going to be either all around the universe/multiverse or, much more likely, extinct.
>>3495547Who are you quoting?
>>3495547>implying I'd not just hire a hooker if I wanted to get laid
>>3495547>Implying I didn't get laid in my freshman year of highschoolI regret it every day.
>>3495547Mai wifeu will let me fuck her.
>>3495547>implying I haven't already been laidIt might never happen again but at least it happenedFUCK YOU B-BAKA WIZARD POWERS I DIDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY
>>3495542yes they are
>>3495557>Implying a self respecting lady like Twilight would ever want to have her virginity be wasted on plebs like youGet real, horsefags
>>3495571>Horses>VirginityHA
>>3495571Maybe not, but there's always Pinkie Pie!
>>3495571>Every single guy Pinkie fucks takes her virginity>Every. Single. One.
>>3495525Bro. Galaxies are incredibly, umimaginably empty. When the Milky Way and Andromeda collide there will probably be a dozen collisions out of 2.5 billion stars or so.
>>3495547I'll fuck the guy in the pinkie suit
>>3495585>Space is incredibly unimaginably emptyftfy
>>3495581Pinkie takes their virginity. She a virgin hunter.
>>3495601Is it bad I want to see this written?
>>3495585Maybe but both galaxies will fuck each other over with their gravitational pull interfering with each other.That'll cause some problems for both. Problems as in, it's going to be disastrous. But fear not, because the length of time it would take for that to happen would be millions/billions of years.
>>3495609Not at all
>>3495601I was implying she uses her reality warping powers to reset her virginity so that every time she gets fucked it's her first time.
>>3494583 Yes. I don't play much anyway and we can invent Internet by ourself. We need to invent computers first though.
>>3495617I figured you were implying that she lied.
>>3495617Oh, oh god...
>>3495617that sounds incredibly stupid
>>3495627Your face sounds incredibly stupid
>>3495506I wouldn't. I rather name her Oregon.
>>3495637I'd name my daughter Cali.It's a cute name
>not naming her Nevadahuh
>>3495659Like thats a good idea.
>>3495674man, she was based on that kid who killed her classmate right?
>Twilight worries that Pinkie Pie's antics is the same as foretold in the Book of Shenanigans.
>>3495681Yes
Colorado would be a cute name
>>3495674Oh god, I'm on 4chan for the first time again?
>>3495682>book of shenanigans is unfinished>it just keeps having more stuff written in it by some mysterious force as time passes
We are the ded
>>3495674>>3495688Seeing old as shit stuff like this really brings a smile to my face.
>>3495712Quick! Post a pony!
>>3495682for Pinkie is the Lord of Shenanigans
Daily reminder that horses are the sluttiest mammals in the universe.
pls don't play visagepls
>>3495725durrrr
>>3495719OK!
>>3495723but she seems innocent to everything
>>3495718Yeah, I love nostalgia
>>3495682>Book predicting the futureWell Twilight believed the one in the pilot when it predicted an event that would happen hundreds of years later with no evidance what so ever>She didn't believe Pinkie when her predictions happened a few minutes later at most and were correct 100% of the timeTwilight confirmed for race traitor that would choose books over ponies and friends
>>3495723>You will never be the chubby slutty and now pregnant mare who fucks all the stallions in town to ensure your child's safety when it is born.
I know one of you is a Saga fag, or at least, a JRPG fag. I am jsut wondering whats your opinion on Romancing SaGa Minstrel Song?>>3495723No that would be humans.
>>3495601Whats that you got there anon?
>>3495744>innocentI hate it when people use this word
>>3495723Sluttier than the Sluttians of Slutopia?!
>>3495760>Sluttians of Slutopia?!>Rarity's birthplace
>>3495764Rarity is the queen of Slutopia.
>>3495758W-what do you mean, Pinkie? S-stop looking at my crotch! It's embarrassing.
>>3495764no, that's table land
>>3495750It's not as good as the earlier SaGa games, but it's a better PS2 SaGa than Unlimited. Give it a shot. It's just as confusing and circumlocutious, at times, so you'll probably love it.I'd say pick up the fan translation patches of the DS remakes first, though. Stick with the good stuff.
>>3495132donenow im off to bed, night y'all
>>3495760>xenomorphsGod I know geiger is all about phallic shit but I have no idea how people find those things sexy
>>3495773YES
>>3495773that was a good request
>>3495773>tiny scrunchy pony2cute4me
>>3495773Adorable!
>>3495773That's not apple is it?
>tfw I'm sitting naked with a fan blowing straight at me and It's still too fucking hot for me
>>3495788Maybe because you're fat as fuck
>>3495771Well, I fucking love Saga Frontier and Saga 2. Just exploring more of the series and I got this song stuck in my head during the search:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wJMKmtbkU&feature=relmfuI also want to look into Romancing SaGa 2, seeing that it was claim as the best SaGa game but there was no full translation available.Anyways, thank. I might look into it.
>>3495788take it off
>>3495773her capacity is 100ml?
>>3495787It's Apple's anon but doesn't look like his style
>>3495793That and the fact that it's about 43°C in here and fucking humid
>>3495795>loving the SaGa seriesPLEBNow I regret offering my recommendation. Play something good, god.
>>3495788 >tfw I'm sitting naked with a fart blowing straight at me and It's still too fucking hot for me
>>3495799she fills herself back up
>>3495812You guys remember AC pony? How she blew air through farts? That was cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDY5t4SERU
>>3495788>not using air conditioner instead
>>3495788not embracing the heat and having awesome fever dreams
>>3495830I can't breathe.
>>3495830>I use jedi powers to control your thoughtsHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you think there are people in Japan that dream of moving here to watch our cartoons and shoot guns and dress like cowboys?
>>3495876Sure, why not?
>>3495837>tfw it hasn't been hot enough to need AC yetfuck yeah coastal climates
>>3495750I really enjoyed Romancing SaGa. The event system is kind of lame, there's a lot of stuff you won't realize you're missing without an FAQ and/or playing the game like it's Metal Gear Solid and visiting everywhere in the world (protip: killing enemies will jack up your rating fairly quickly). Also the classes are kind of poorly balanced.But it's great at allowing you to slot in new party members at any level and quickly bring them up to speed; the typical SaGa system of getting better slowly but surely through individual battles and actions rather than hitting the next tier of experience points is pretty dang polished. And the music is pretty cool.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k1OsApDSIw
>>3495884>Live in the pacific northwest>Everyone bitching about how hot and awful everything is>It's like 60º
Why is Sleepyhead making out with a toilet
>>3495897>HandsNo
>>3495897Yes actually.Ajin is one of the only anthro artists I like.
Whoever was typing this on the last thread here you go.
>>3495899Clearly she's just worshiping it
>>3495897Yes.
>>3495899>not making out with toilets>455
>>3495894shit son that's chilly to my thin california blood
>>3495830Becoming Popular reminds me of a maga man theme.
>>3495903Oh god thank you.You see, that was actually a disguised request for the source.
>>3495905Thanks anon. You could have just called upon me to do it though.
>>3495917...You're welcome?
I...I don't even know, man.
>>3495899So she's sick, but fell asleep on her way to the toilet, and is now asleep face down in her own vomit, but she's into it?
>>3495924Jesus fuck that face looks absolutely horrible.
>>3495894>visiting relatives in other climates>they're complaining about the heat>one day it gets up to 80º, everybody acts like they're dying>it's regularly 95º to 110º back home this time of year
>>3495903Oh, that's Ajin? That explains so much.
>>3495922shoo be do shoo shoo be doo
>>3495914MEGA MANGET EQUIPPED WITHFABULOUSITY
>>3495928>face down in her own vomitwell roll her onto her side like a bro you cockbucket
WHO'S READY FOR SOME NOSTALGIA?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1EfVKbw0g&feature=relmfu
>>3495928This is revealing some disturbing things about the artist.
>>3495922>You could have just called upon me to do it though.We kind of slow right now. Got bored and I like that it.
>>3495924
>>3495935>cockbucketThat's new.
Barbie is meh. Nikki is best pony.
>>3495934>Megaman game where you have to kill the ponies so you can get to WilyYeah I'm not doing that. Wily can have the world, whatever
>>3495894ahaha oh man thats like here in canada 60°F and everyones AC is on. though here its the humidity. a dry 100 is better than a humid 80>>3495930yeah but does it reach -40 where you live?
>>3495944other favorites of mine include nunfelcher, dicksocket, and "bucket of curdled donkey spunk"that last one very nearly took out a car full of highschoolers once.
>>3495960> "bucket of curdled donkey spunk"HAHAHAHAHAHA
I am the man who arranges the pones.
>>3495960>felcherOh, you've always had such a color vocabulary.
>>3495940But I'm also bored and have an hour or so to kill. Can't commit to go .gif hunting, don't have that much time to do it.
>>3495961seriously, it echoed off a house down the road and everything. they nearly swerved into traffic.
>>3495963Can I have one?I'll take very good care of it, I promise!
>>3495968>colorcolorful, I mean
>>3495931>sloppy griffon makeouts
>>3495968>>3495976Rose?
>>3495950Would you kill a pony in a video game so you can save the world MLPG?What if it was your favorite pony/waifu?What if they are forced to fight against their will?
>>3495979Hi stranger
>>3495876Sure. Westaboos.The grass is always greener, after all.
>>3495983Nope
>>3495952Man, I wish. I used to live in that kind of weather.
>>3495989SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME
>>3495914>>3495914I don't remember who it was for, but it went something like this:http://vocaroo.com/i/s02WwOX54dkO
>>3495983In a video game? Sure, but only if it wasn't one of those Matrix things where if they die there they die in the real world.
>>3495986>tfw you'll always be a stranger to Rose
>>3495983>But the future refused to change
>>3495905Oh my god you capped my whole thing? I feel so special. Shit I need to sleep.Five more minutes of pone. THAT'S IT!
>>3495989Howdy /a/, my name is Kenichi Smith.I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in America!
>>3496008EVERY TIME
>>3496008If he were real, this guy would be such a bro
>>3495986Thanks for drawing my birthday picture. Shame Nanaki had to go and post it on here with a link to LMR's stream. The cunt.
>>3495876>>3496008You forgot the picture.
>>3495256I don't think he would do that to us, there has to be somethingMaybe it's blank for a reason? Like, those vertical things are usually where numbers are displayed, maybe there is supposed to be a number int he blank spot but we just aren't doing something right
>>3495998You know, I saw a couple of eps of that, and apart from the artstyle and being pretty girly, I didn't think it was all that bad.
>>3496019You're very welcome, I hope it was a good birthday.
>>3496030Are you still sick?
>>3496029I really didn't think it was bad either once I sat down and watched it.
When did we ever do so much of a thing that went so badly?
>>3496045What?
>>3496036I'm getting betterWhoa gosh, my personal blog's elsewhere. Sorry for being revealing
>>3496045>baby/b/unnies.png
>>3495773That's perfect and saved.
>>3496019That wasn't nanaki, that guy's been doing that for days.
>>3496054That's awesome to hear.Draw some pone to make it up to us if you feel that bad about it?
>>3496054>implying this isn't MLRG
>>3496054>I'm getting betterGreatI'll stop circlejerking now, sorry
>>3496069
>>3496069The ponies are right here anonThey always have been
>>3496075I would play with a Scootaroo
>That feel when you realize you haven't masturbated in 24 hoursQuick, give me your favorite porn.
>>3496075Oh man, I remember the last time someone made a joke about the Chinese.
I really, really like this picture.
>>3496075>Sweetie berrHAHAHAAH
>>3496045hollow sounds;_;
>>3496081Can't you just taste it?
>>3496081
FIVE O'CLOCK GET A CALL
>>3496081I'd post it but it's anthro, sorry
>>3496089>ftw It's still in my desk
>>3496096I don't give a shit, lay it on me
>>3496093I remember some one edit that with Fluttershy and Cupcake.
>>3496101It's not even pone
>>3496096You sick bastard.
>>3495534wait just how many people from that island visit mlpg
>>3496105I reiterate:I don't give a shit, lay it on me
>>3496107>suck my deekTerrible
>>3496081>tfw can't masturbate while on painkillersit's been four days nowi think i'm going to kill myself
>>3496115Aw shit, are you that anon that loves otters?Also that picture is hardly even sexual. Hell, it could just be bird shit.
>>3496107What a crime, that doesn't rhyme.Unless you're racist or something but that should also be punishable.
>>3496122Save it man, it'll feel that much better when you do.
>>3496075Apple Bloom looks cute with inverse colours. I wonder if she'd paint herself up to celebrate something for her big brother and make him feel awkward.
>>3496122Just think about how amazing the final push will be, and how much you'll make.Can I swallow pls
>>3496125That's an otter? How can you tell?
>>3496125>Aw shit, are you that anon that loves otters?No, but otters are pretty cooland I still love that picture for some reason
>>3496122>tfw can't masturbate on SSRIsIt's been 8 months nowSuck it up
>>3496133easy. >furries
>>3496122Deal with it, I can barely mastrubate without being intoxicated these days.
>>3495779>you'll never /co/ again [/spoiler];_:
>>3496140Scrubbing Bubbles pls go.
>>3496133After you've seen a lot of anthro otters you just can kind of tell.
>>3496141
>>3496130I've been taking 3600mg a day of lecithin for three weeks nowit's going to be amazing but I'm so fucking horny right now that all I can do is stare at my penis and browse /d/ sadly
>>3496133Ears, tail, paws, muzzle, whiskers.>>3496135I like otters too. But I suggest you find a better taste in porn, because yours is bad.
>>3496145And why would you? huuuh?
>>3496065
>>3496150Your face is bad!
>>3496147oh my
>>3496147Where did you buy it?I want to get on that stuff. I love cumming so much.
>>3496154Oh shit, I wasn't expecting that to work. Also: HNNRG.
>>3496155
>>3496154aughso hnnngmy heart can't take much more of this
Fuck off with your spoilers.
>>3496159http://www.amazon.com/s/?tag=duckduckgo-b-20&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=lecithin
Nightmare Moon - Dark magic, illusion manipulation, circadian manipulationDiscord - Reality bending, mind controlChrysalis - Transformation, dark magic, energy stealingDonut Steel - ????
>>3496162Excellent taste, sir.
>>3496169no
>>3496122>tfw you used to masturbate at least once a day and now rarely do it once a weekI'm getting old.
we masturbation now, mlpg?
>>3496162I wish Mikhaila wasn't always drawn by people that can't draw vaginas.
>>3496181I love masturbating.
>>3496159HEBthey had a big bottle of 240 1200mg pills>>3496156"oh my" doesn't even begin to describe itI've also been taking 300mg of pygeum too, and "drooling" is the only term I can think of
>>3496172chrysalis was using some mind control too
>>3496190I maybe have a single drop of pre throughout an entire masturbation session, do you think it'd help me?
>>3496190How long before you started to see results?
>>3496190could you, in theory, fill a shotglass?
>>3496195god yesI'd never seen pre come out of my dick before, but now after maybe ten minutes, I can probably use it as lube
>>3496203where do you get these magic pills
>>3496203hnngAny unwanted side effects?
>>3496210It starts turning you into a pony the longer you do it.
>>3496181apparently!
I'm lost. Are we still talking about painkillers?
>>3496215he said unwanted
>>3496220No
>>3496203What's your dosage?I was thinking of taking:Zinc, 50mg strength, 1 time dailyPygeum, 100mg strength, 2 times dailyLecithin, 1200mg strength, 1 time daily.Is that good? Can I safely up the ante for better results?
>>3496197for the lethicin it was about a week and a half, and I came probably twice as much as I usually do just before surgery and beginning pain meds, so as for>>3496198I can probably fill one halfway if I could jerk off right nowthe pygeum really started working after about two weeks and it's gotten better with each dose
>>3496220FASTER THAN A BULLETTERRIFYING SCREAM
>>3496220which pony would you get addicted to painkillers?
>>3496227you have no idea how much I want your dick in my mouth right now.
>>3496230
>>3496233reu pls
>>3496234>OC
Son, we need to talk.
>>3496226L-Argenine 500mg 1 time dailyNo zinc because I already have a multivitamin with 30mg of itPygeum's on 100mg three times a dayLecithin on 1200mg three times a dayante'ing up on pygeum and lecithin will definitely produce better results according to a bunch of folk in the now-dead /d/ thread
>>3496241not now dad I'm enjoying my goat anime
>>3496233oh my~well, never mind the supplements, I'd be more than happy to return the favor~
>tfw masturbating doesn't do anything for you>you try and try and but it doesn't do anything, don't even cum>can get an erection through it just fine though>tfw you know it's nothing medical because when someone else is doing it it feels good and you cum>tfw the only time it doesnt feel good is when you're doing it to yourself
>>3496234404 shit not found
One thing I discovered in early childhood, living in a hot place, is that eating ice cubes is like heaven.
>>3496243I don't want to take L-Argenine because I've heard it can cause headaches, but thanks anyway. Are you experiencing any side effects with taking that much of everything?Also can you recommend brands for the Pygeum and Lecithin?
>>3496262try putting one up your ass on a hideously hot day. just one.
>>3496259Go see someone about it
>>3496262Ma nigga.Do you ever add juice contentrare to the water before you freeze it? God damn it's tasty.
>>3496227>I can probably fill one halfway if I could jerk off right nowi want you to preform anal sex on me, after i preform oral sex on you
>take pills>everyone wants your dickWell damn
>>3496268No. Never, ever.>>3496273Nah, usually I just have 'em straight. I really like the taste of...well, plain water. The water in our area is pretty hard, so it's got a nice kick. Occasionally I do squeeze strawberries into ice trays and freeze that with water, though. Real nice.
>>3496265No side effects, and three doctors told me I had nothing to worry about from the dosages, including my surgeon.Swanson for Pygeum because the pills smell like chocolate and I haven't had any problems with them. Make sure you get the 100mg ones because those are pure Pygeum and don't have any additives, the 500mg ones are like 400mg pygeum bark which isn't as goodSchiff does the Lecithin, but I bought it from them because it was a huge bottle.
>>3496287You too can have the general lusting after you.All you have to do is increase your semen production
>>3496298now if only there was a way to make semen taste like candy
>>3496273>>3496288>tfw you can't chew on anything icy because it's akin to nails on a chalkboard if you or anyone near you does itI wish I could be in the club, but the sound of ice in general just makes me twitch
>>3496301Eat nothing but fruit.
>>3496287it's a nice feelI wish I was actually ballsy enough to find some non-faggy way of hooking up with you assholes i'm so lonely ;_;
>>3496301Eat masive amounts of fruit and it tastes greatNot like candy though
>>3496301Pineapple
>>3496301>Switch to a strict vegetarian dietSuddenly candy semen
>yfw facebook dies
>>3494855>there will never be a fluttershy wing massage greentextWhy don't you write one?Include farts!
>>3496301Pinapples and celeryYour semen will be white as snow and taste like ice cream
>>3496306That's a shameThe best part of a cold carbonated drink on a hot day is eating the leftover ice, that has a film of coke or whatever frozen to itHeaven must be that taste as a feeling, all over your body
>>3496315Another would spawn from its corpse.
>>3496315
>>3496315Whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYm57aSvTxQ
>>3496315Facebook started at fucking $40.Are you actually surprised that it sinks?
>>3496311Hi Pinkie. We're talking about how to make loads of tasty semen. Would you like to join?
>>3496326Myspace?
>>3496307>>3496310>tfw I've never eaten much fruit before and now have a reason due to science>>3496313>>3496318>pineappleew groce>>3496314>strict vegetarianI like meat too much.
>>3496325I have never agreed with a post more, and I love you.
>>3496334>Pinkie Pie will never bake you a delicious pink cupcake made from her bubblegum marejuice
>>3496317>tfw you pushed Fluttershy farts when you touch her wings only twice forever ago>tfw when it is being brought up again>tfw you got the general on bananas and micro poniesI don't know what to think anymore.
>>3496338>tfw I've never eaten much fruit beforeWhy?Most of it is fucking delicious. You don't have to go vegetarian either.
>>3496338meat makes your semen taste bad
>>3495046I like that idea.Although I wouldn't mind if it was a bit sexual.
>>3496346I have canine teeth for a fucking reason, anon.
>>3496338>not liking pineappleIt's like the best fruit, nigger
>>3496317I would anon, but I'm no writefag
>>3496352You also don't have a boyfriend for a reason.
>>3495046Because it's cuter when pony ride human
>>3496338>I like meat too much.Cosgrove plspls
>>3496338>Not liking pineapple
>>3496352eat less of itmore of your teeth are for chewing and grinding up plants anyway
Genuflect
>>3495402My headcanon is: Equestrian ponies' genitals are like those of horses, just smaller.
>>3496368/a/ pls go
Okay it is legitimately bed time nowHave fun with your horses MLPG
>>3496360Humans can't ride ponies anyway. I don't think I've ever seen any proper art of a human riding a pony.
>>3496362oh thank fuck someone else got that.
>>3496375Will doSleep well and dream of ponies (but only if you want to)
>>3496338Nigga pineapple is the best fucking fruit.
Reading through this thread was depressing.
>>3496382There's this one picture of human Dinky riding pony Derpy
>>34963842 nights ago had a dream where I was in a rock band with Fluttershy. Yes really.
>>3496395I think you misfired on that one
>>3496390Reading your face was depressing!
>>3496390I'll never thanks to this thread...
>>3496400I don't have the image but I have been watching seasons 1-3 of power rangers recently and I remembered I had this picDragonzord is best zord, prove me wrong. Oh wait you can't.
>>3496344>you will never slowly knead fluttershy's wings as farts escape from her pert butthole
>>3496409Can't, and don't want to.
>>3496409Power Rangers sucks.
>>3496424fuck off kamenfag
>>3496424I will fucking cut you with a rusty spoon
>>3496424But remember how much fun it was when you were 6?
>>3496399Only pony dream I've ever had was myself owning a high-class whorehouse in Equestria and taking care of all of my little whorses while running a criminal empire in the back rooms. I was loved by my employees and feared by my rivals. It was great.
No more ponies.
>>3495601>>3495609I bet she makes stallions out of all the little colts.
>>3496436FuckThat
>>3496429I didn't even like it when I was a kid.
>>3496432Please write all of what happened down.
>>3496429>Implying it doesn't still have nostalgia value
>>3496438That's not what i wanted written at all.
>>3496436http://www.dota2wiki.com/images/4/46/Stormspirit_rival_16.mp3
>>3496436
>>3496432So...you were Zimos in Equestria?
>>3496460I fucking love Storm Spirit
>>3496441You have something wrong with you, man.Something very wrong.
>>3496436We doto now?
>Bob Ross will never paint for MLPG>instead we have Ross the candlesniffing fuckfence
>>3496471i would sproink her so hard
>>3496471>Image partially loaded>Think it's a furret>it's some shitty dota herowell that was a letdown
>>3496473Told hard.
>>3495824Anyone got pics of this pone?
>>3496473l33t.
>>3496443If I were a good writer, I would turn it into a story. As it stands, I can really only remember the setting. Rarity was definitely an employee though>>3496462Yes, sort of. But less of a pimp and more of a business man with the city itself liking and respecting me.
>>3496489I don't think anyone ever drew it sadly.In a similar vein, I also remember air freshener pone*pfft*
>>3496478>Candlesniffing fuckfenceMy sides.
>Search for Lecithin on Amazon>Reading reviews>Someone with my first name and first initial of my last name submitted a review>17 days ago
These threads are the worse.You can see the glory of the early morning threads gradually give way to the inane day threads.
we ded
>>3496480Oh no you just didn't insult my doe waifuShit's on like donkey kong
>>3496506What's wrong about this thread?
>>3496462Zimos is my husbando
>>3496504I love these pictures
>>3496516You can see... the glory of the early morning threads... give way to the day threads.
>>3496506If you don't like the general at a certain period of time go sleep or do something else until that period of time occursCrying about the quality of the general accomplishes nothing
we horses now
>>3496515fuck you furret is a better waifu
>>3496529>Waifuing a small critterdude what
>>3496505Are you cumming like a zebra yet, Dean?
>>3496525kotl tp me plz
>Dotafags
>>3496521
It's about $48 for Lecithin, Pygeum, L-Arginine and ZincDo I go for it?
>>3496473Oh man I love that game.
>>3496541>Amy's cuntThis one thing never gets old
>>3496541>Time to bust a cap in a nigga10/10
>>3496540>comb your hair nice for when you give yourself a mud mask>that mickey mouseEvery fucking time>captcha: plop mindEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>3496541>Amy's cuntEvery time
>>3496543Skip out on the zinc. If you're eating healthy you probably get enough.
>>3496543Go for itI expect pics of you filling a shot glass by the end of august
>>3496545You cannot fucking imagine how much of a nigga you are to me right now
>>3496553>>3496543Someone should really start up the /d/ thread again
>>3496555If I spunk enough to fill a shot glass I'll take pictures for MLPG
>>3496540BUT I JUST WANT MY CUSTOM MAPSYOU MEANIE
>>3496562Please _do__
>>3496310>>3496307And then anon adopted a healthier diet, for the sole purpose of making his cum taste better.
>>3496558
>>3496562You damn well betterand then drink itI will pay you in anonymous internet unfs
Still watching your goat cartoons?
>>3496553Shit, that'll be 8 bucks I save.Plus I still have like 12 in amazonbuxI'm a poorfag if it wasn't obvious>>3496555Might take pictures if it works.
>>3496562Gee, thanks...
>>34965684chan in a nutshell
>>3496568Thanks to MLPG my prostate health is better than ever and I'm eating healthy.Who said spending time on the internet was bad for you?
>>3496572Seriously, I played that game all the time with my brosIn fact, I still have it here
>>3496575I'm watching YOUR goat cartoons
>>3496585So do I. The box is a bit tatty and faded, but the game itself still shines with all its glory as if it were just opened.>tfw everyone goes to Millionaire's mansion to compete for the last 4 life cards
>>3496597>read the life cards>"Discover oil", "Cure cancer", "Build an Orphanage">tfw you will never do any of those things irl
Why is MLPG full of furries
>>3496627You could probably build an orphanage if you really wanted to, or at least fund one in another country
>>3496635>MLP>My Little Pony>Pony>PONYGee I fuckin' wonder.
Now I've just gotta wait
>>3496224Wow, does this actually work?Now I'm almost tempted to try it...
>>3496635disposable income and boredom, apparently
>>3496635>why is a furry community full of furries
I just learned the name for what I was trying to draw like. Contour line drawing. You don't use construction for that. you people kept confusing me telling me to use construction
>>3496648If you have Facebook, definitely share it, then see if any of your friends know what you're up to.
>>3496635Because fat floats on water.
>>3496662>Having facebook>2012
>>3496635Because the people who aren't furries gave up and left.
>>3496662Seconding this
>>3496635Because everyone normal is gone...
>>3496668>not having facebook>not using it to appear normal and not a recluseGotta keep up appearances so you aren't seen as a pariah, nigga.
>>3496668>Not having friends.
>>3496668Don't you have friends?
>>3496670I'm not a furfag and I'm still here.
I see my friends in real life
>>3496635Also, why is /v/ full of furries!?
>>3496683>denial
>>3496648>Not buying Pygeum as wellStep up nigga
>Playing Game of Life>Not playing the infinitely superior PaydayDo you even capitalism?
>>3496670But I don't identify as a furry and I'm still here.
>>3496710>payday>superiorSure is My Little Plebeian General.
>>3496683Well either you're a furry in denial, or one of the stranglers who cling to MLPG because you have nowhere else to go.
>>34967172deep4u
>>3496711Me too. Maybe it's selective memory but I think the quality of posts are declining here.
>>3496711What for?
>>3496681But you guys are my friends
CLUEDO
>>3496737And then there's THIS faggot.
>>3496700Why do furfags think all people are closet furfags. Are they really that desperate thinking to themselves that everyone is a furfag so they can feel secure about themselves...?
>>3496729Talking about the show and holiding out because I can't let go.
>>3496737Excellent movie, lame board game
>>3496709I did, it just shows one at a time for sharing.
>>3496721see>>3496739
>>3496738>Hating on cluedo
>>3496657so where are all the artists at? Why DID you always say to use construction instead of just following the lines?
>>3496739I'm a furfag by 4chan standards and even I'm baffled by that
>>3496683river in egypt, bro
>>3496739You know who calls people furfags? Furfags, furfag.
>>3496739Like that one guy who thinks Lauren Faust is into hardcore pony pornography and keeps sending what he makes to her?
>>3496543Assuming you could only buy one of these, which should you goe for?
>>3496739It's more that they decry furries for their weird fetish, while trying to claim that pictures of cartoon ponies copulating is totally different.
>>3496755
>>3496734We are your friends.You'll never be alone again.
>>3496771What.
>>3496781I want to see that
>>3496757The artists are all busy talking about furries.Because all the artists are furries.
>>3496784Until 4chan dies
>>3496757Construction lines are basically useful for everything. It's something that you hide after doing your job right which is setting up you want to see on picture.Those are just for your use. You can do stuff without them but it's usually just for your convenience.
>>3496781What is this picture based on?
Scootaloo, please stop clowning around.
>>3496739It's like normalfags thinking that doing something equals to considering it normal.>>3496721>or one of the stranglers who cling to MLPG because you have nowhere else to goLike Leth?
>>3496771No, Slugbox was going to give Faust his sketchbook he did, some of which where questionable.IIRC, he didn't get the chance to.
>>3496781>someone will actually make a movie about waifus one day>and it will suck
>>3496417>whyboner
>>3496815Most underrated frame of the entire series
>>3496815Fuck off
>>3496809Yes, let's talk about clowns instead.
>>3496823It already exists, it's called Castaway
>>3496771I don't think pinups are hardcore pornography
>>3496836it's a shame that fucking watermark kills it
>>3496417>>3496834>just boner
>>3496792That is quite believable, the only people who care to draw in this day and age do it to live their fantasies vicariously. I only wanted to draw because I realized it is just like writing reading and math, if you cannot do it you are a fucking retard, and it is bothering the shit out of me
>>3496721>or one of the stranglers who cling to MLPG because you have nowhere else to go.ouch;_;
SO GUYS, I HEARD YOU LIKE PONIES HERE?I LIKE APPLEJACK, SHE IS A CUTE LITTLE PONY.
>>3496815What the fuck is wrong with her legs
>>3496839Clowns SuckAnd that's why he didn't get Cheerilee
>>3496757>contour line poneThat would be interesting, albeit limited. You would get called out for tracing if you did it well enough. Contour line drawing is pretty much an eye-hand coordination test, mostly from observation of real-life objects. If you draw from your mind, without construction lines, then you're just really good at getting what's in your mind down on canvas. It's not really contour line drawing, then.
>>3496842You mean that football thing he was talking to?
Can we be Lyra now
>>3496862It was a soccer ball, not a football
>>3496851>ApplejackWell it's better than RD or FS so I guess it's not that bad...
>>3496851What's that Anon? You think I'm cute?Gosh!
>>3496863yes pls
>>3496874>Multijack
>>3496771>Implying she isn't, but just doesn't feel like sharing it with the public
>>3496842That's a tulpa movie, not a waifu movie
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmDWS_40oA4so why aren't you watching the best show of 2011-12 again to make sure it's fresh in your mind
>>3496863No, fuck background ponies. Let's talk about Applejack.Captcha: Bismuth chletti
>>3496851Applejack is third best pony. You're alright with me.
>>3496889Closed it after reading the title
>>3496801Okay I understand that, it just clutters and confuses me when I try to use it. People see me just trying to follow lines and say why aren't you using it? It is hard enough just getting my hand to match my eyes
>>3496893Don't be so cold, anon.
>>3496893...but you just said fuck background ponies.
>>3496893>fuck background ponies>treekickermake up your mind anon
>>3496863Of course. She is a lovely pony.
>>3496904shhhh
>>3496851I was wondering, do Applejack fans like country music?
>>3496906>fuck background ponies
>>3496863No fuck that. We're always Lyra. I want to be Bonbon for a change.
>>3496906>>3496914Wait I thought the background pony is Fluttershy
>>3496872>>3496862Volley ball, you fucks
>>3496863I lost interest in Lyra when she gained this whole otherkin fanon.
>>3496930Nah, she actually had some episodes in season 2
>>3496929Bonbon is a hateful pone
>>3496923I'm not American and I'm not really an Applejack fan, but I really like country music and no one else does.
A pony is chosen to speak on behalf of MLPG to the United Nations.Which pony is chosen? If the UN says we're been violating human rights, how will the pony defend us? Would they succeed?
>>3496861oh okay, so if you aren't looking at anything it is just drawing. I've seen plenty of our artists do that
>>3496935I lost interest in Lyra ever since she was forced as fuck into being a lesbian with a character she had no relation to.
>>3496941>Lyra is a brony>Bonbon is a ponyfag
>>3496952Celestia or the mayorDYEWTS
I thought Fluttershy was the background character, make your fucking minds up
>>3496935>otherkinI always took it as her being more like weeaboo-esque for humans than thinking she was actually a human in a pone body.
>>3496952Derpy.Everyone loves Derpy.
>>3496952Fluttershy, her voice would maker everyones gallbladder explode
>>3496960So, immediately?
>>3496893>>3496896>>3496874SHE IS SUCH A SILLY, YET WELL-MEANING AND LOYAL PONY.YOU COULD ALMOST SAY LOYALTY WAS HER ELEMENT.>>3496863MINTY PONY IS ENTERTAINING. I LIKE HER LITTLE JUMP ANIMATION. IN REAL LIFE, SHE'D PROBABLY ONLY REACH UP TO YOUR STOMACH THOUGH.AND THAT MAKES IT CUTER.>>3496923I enjoy the occasional song. However, I tend to stay away from it.
>>3496952Celestia of course but in no time people will say some dumb shit.
>>3496960It was all that fucking human fanon bullshit for me.
>>3496929
>>3496952Celestia is the only answer.Unless you want to be a dick and pick Discord instead.
>>3496960Oh yes, that too.Fanon sticks to characters and never washes off.
>>3496978
>>3496977p much yeah.
>>3496952Celestia. She'd make them feel bad about such accusations in a way only their mothers had been able to until that point.
>>3496952NEGOTIATIONS ARE OVER.
>>3496941She has a heart of gold
>>3496960If there's one part of this fandom I can't stand, it's lesbians.
>>3496981There isn't enough Bonbon soloing in her own picture. I rather have a Bonbon instead of Bonbon with Lyra all the time.
>>3496993>Fanon sticks to characters and never washes off.That's just because you are weak.I love my Lyra as I have her in head and that's about it.Still I find drawing Lyra as most comfortable and pleasing thing to do out of all ponies.
>>3496953Yeah, pretty much. Contour line drawing is essentially a form of still-life. You can just go right in and draw shit, but construction lines are pretty essential for learning proportions and stuff. If you're already familiar with that and past that stage, though, I give you two thumbs up and my regards.
>>3496960lesbians, no. casual fuckbuddies, probably.
>>3496941>Lyra broke Bonbon's heart with her human bullshit and she ran off to that male pony in those other pictureswas that Caramel?
>>3497012Die cis scum
>>3497013Why? She's uglier than Derpy.
>>3497023being cisgendered has nothing to do with sexual orientation
>>3497028We need a pony version of this with Bonbon.
>>3497028You have the worst taste
>>3497043>Not this
>>3497047At least Derpy's color scheme makes some amount of sense.
>>3497043Where's that from anyways?
>>3497016my proportion are still terrible and all the construction will me nothing if the construction itself isn't even done right, I'm having the hardest time just getting my hand to follow my eyes in making simple shapes
>>3497047At least I'm not an ugly horse from a kids tv show.
>>3497055What kind of reaction is that?
>>3497058Gamecenter CX
>>3497068Thanks
>>3497067
>>3497057>>3497060The worst taste
>>3497013UNF I want that pony on her back, her hooves in my hands
>>3497075What? I just asked if I could lick your horn. Is that so wrong?
>>3497084>>3497047Wow, such a small dimensional change makes such a large size difference.
>>3497084Rarity is my favorite pony therefor your criticism of me having bad taste is nullified.
>>3497059Other anon here.I have one question are you trying to adjust new lines as something that should fit to the lines you put first or you are working from overall to detail?What I mean is. My usual workflow needs some shapes as base before I'll do anything else. I can't just create heard, put some details and then go to body because I know if I didn't set the body right head won't fit no matter how well it was drawn. I can of course adjust body to fit already done head but that means my whole vision of something I wanted to achieve is slowly deteriorating. If I aimed for action pose for example it'll lose a lot of life that it should have.
"Ugh, I GUESS I'll be a princess."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7qZPJG-sjA&feature=relatedIm going to their concert in 2 hours, you jelly?
>>3496848> I only wanted to draw because I realized it is just like writing reading and mathreading/writing and math are like two different things- art is more alike to the former than the latter, unless you're talking layouts
>>3497014>That's just because you are weak.Maybe.It's just very hard to break the association once it's been made. Because I never really had my own fanon for her, so all there is is what others have made. And that's all they expect to see.
>>3497097>FrenchGet out.
>>3497101I think all of them are alike.You need to do any of them to become good in them. As much as this. Some requires different skills but it all comes together to lots of work.
>>3496848Drawing isn't anything like math or reading. Its more like writing or playing an instrument.
>>3497092You win this round, anon.
>>3497059Well then maybe you should try contour line drawing? It's meant to improve hand-eye coordination. Go grab an apple or an egg or a box of some kind and draw it from different angles. Only the outline of it, no details. If you want to get complicated, a shoe is always a good go-to. Also, do not erase. Contour line drawings are meant to be a one-and-done thing.
>>3497097Is that Jack White on drums? I mean... he looks like him.
>>3497114Writing is nothing like drawing or playing an instrument.
>>3497106Let's give her some them.She goes traveling and possibly even camping. We've seen her in Cloudsdale and Canterlot.
>>3497114Drawing is like fucking your favorite pony: You will never be able to do it
>>3497132and "Not with that attitude" applies to each
>>3497131Travelling bard. Bam.
>>3497128I have to go with this guy, I'm fine with instruments and drawing but writing is way beyond me.
>>3497094I've tried both. Starting from one place and drawing the rest it is always warped and not right. If I start constructing the whole thing with simple shapes I have no idea how to refine the details or get rid of the under lines, they always end up influencing my drawing in the wrong way. No one's head is a perfect circle, the body isn't just square, ect. I know you have to refine it from there but I can't get what I want out of my hand, it is always off
>>3497128Well, creative writing perhaps.There's a difference between the basics of understanding how to read and write, and being able to write a novel.But certainly, writing doesn't require the physical practice to teach your muscles to do the right things.
>watching episodes at 2x speedThis is fucking hilarious
What alcoholic beverage would you enjoy with which pony?Would you try to make a move when they aren't quite themselves?
>>3497128>tfw you music, write, and drawThey feel similar, in some vague way. The ultimate goal is creation, it's just that each one is a different way of tackling the problem of creation.
So, are we having The Office this weekend?
>>3497125Yeah that is what I am trying to do, that's what I just came in here to say in the beginning. I am still very bad at it. How can I have good hand-eye coordination in all else but this, I fucking hate it
>>3497049That pony isn't actually there. Lyra is a very sick woman and Bonbon is torn up inside to see her best friend in this state
>>3497142That sounds nice for some kind of medieval setup. I like that. I might use that someday...Getting Lyra and that Fandomish human element to her makes me just see Lyra as pony who is interested and do lots of different stuff. Not necessarily pony stuff. Just... like being interested in everything all the time. Diving? Hell why not. Climbing, playing piano, soccer, occultism fucking everything.
>>3497142Understood.Then she was playing at the Wonderbolts show, and probably played at The Grand Galloping Gala when we first see her.Does she have a band, or is she solo?
>>3497171>occultism Which pony is going to pony hell for her blasphemes?
which pony has the best smelling butt perfume?
>>3497169the pony is there, but Bon Bon can't see it because she doesn't believe
>>3497155>tfw torrenting>tfw 7 days remaining
>>3497166I wasn't here in the beginning, sorry about that. It's just something you have to learn, that we all have to learn. How long have you been at this?
>>3497178There are no happy times in ponyhell.
>>3497179Lyra is a very minty pony
>>3497101they are world skills, the most useful skills. Like riding a bike
>>3497150I deal with this simply placing construction lines on separate layer and decreasing opacity to the point I barely see them. Those are there just to help not to be the picture I'm drawing. This way I have barely visible grey lines under and powerful black line above. It makes perfect sense that I need to concentrate on black line this way.Anyway... yeah. Experiment away. Do stuff as they fit you best and learn new things mate. Good luck on your road.
>>3497193They are creative skills except for math, fuck math
THEY'RE GONE
>>3497178Since apparently they're all lesbians, each one of them.
>>3497204Fuck YOU, math is great
>>3497163I sing, act, play guitar and draw/paint.Yeah they are similar up to some point.
>>3497205Thank God.
>>3497204But mathematics are the language of nature!
>>3497183Lyra please. The doctor said you shouldn't be coming here anymore. And you have to take your medicine.
>>3497209
>>3497205Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
>>3497217Max please
>>3497218I just wish I could show youthen you'd understand
>>3497190Oh okay sorry. Well I've been thinking about it these two years, but I haven't actually tried it much at all. i am very, very bad at following my eyes with my hand. People have said it looks like I'm not even trying, that is some discouraging shit
>>3497226It's not warm when she's away
>>3497231>>3497226>que stoner drummer
>>3497230Oh, it's you again, NewCanvas.Yeah, it's not to be discouraging when we say it, but every time you give stuff to us, it looked like you did it as quickly as possible to put it out of the way.
>>3497185>Supernatural Season 7>Supernatural after S5>Mac
>>3497198Well my brain has trouble not making them a part of the picture, and in that way they do not help at all. why be there if not a part of the picture in any way? How can you follow them but they aren't a part of it?
>>3497228Lyra plsplsYOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LYRA
>>3497169Would you fuck a crazy human Lyra?
>>3497254They are there just to guide you with new lines. Not necessarily to be there already as first shoot first hit. Some stuff need to evolve during drawing. Your idea of what you want to show is still there but constantly updated by new ideas. Details or whole new ways of dealing with certain parts.
Requests?
>>3497193>>3497204it is better than that, if you're somewhere else in the world you may not know how to speak or write the language but you could still draw a picture of what you want
>>3497282free bird
>>3497282Twifu anything
>>3497230Well fuck 'em. And you have to try, and keep trying. Drawing is a skill, not a talent, and the only way to get better is to just work at it. I can tell you right now that stopping for any significant length of time is the worst thing that you can do. I got discouraged and stopped for nearly a year, and it was the worst thing I'd ever done. Just gotta be persistent over all else.>>3497254Not him, but I treat each new set of construction lines that I do as a guide for the next step, not necessarily part of the completed picture. Thinking of it as "Construction -> Completion" might be what's throwing you off. The way I see it is "Construction -> Construction until I'm confident -> Completion"
>>3497228How can you show me?Please do.
>>3497282Chubby nurse! or better yet, that tiny nurse
>>3497271...yes.
>>3497267You know how the pills change me. You may not want to admit it but you know it's true.How could you ask me to change like that?
>>3497271I'm pretty sure if you wanted to fuck a crazy chick who thinks she's a horse you could make that happen
How to fit?
>>3497329Squatzenoatz
>>3497282Sexy librarian Twilight
>>3497326>Look what I've go! A sugarcube!
>favorite artist comes out of a slump>start drawing some of their best stuff everFeels good.
>>3497329squat and eat oatshey does that really work? I'm not sure how to squat right
>>3497329read the sticky, then apply it in your life
>>3497334http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMxoSLWUfk
>>3497254they can tell you where things should be in relation to one another, and help keep the scale correct between different aspectsfor example, in this pic the circle doesnt become the head, but it tells you where the top, bottom, front, and back of the head should be, helps show where the eye and ear should be located, etc, and at the bottom the construction lines in a leg dont become part of the leg but help keep proper scale and joints in the legs
>>3497329Just start.Eat less junkfood. Add more greens.Walk more, jog if possible.Do some pushup, do some squats.>>3497344do this.
>>3497329Join a gym, body weight exercise is a huge waste of time
>>3497244well I just draw the lines, I don't know what else to do
>>3497354Is just jogging and pushups a good way to lose weight? I don't have money for a gym membership
>>3497373Swimming is amazing.Just look up some infograms on losing weight.
>>3497292When she finally steps out of the bedroom, your breath is taken away. You're too used to seeing her in her lab coat. The way the purple dress falls off her body is hypnotizing. But wait, are those stars on her dress? You shake your head, telling her that she doesn't need to have Orion pasted across the small of her back. Well, you'd demand that she change except for the fact that you're both half an hour late for your reservation. Half an hour? Shit, that's when they cancel the table. You would be upset, except she's too busy chuckling to herself. What's so funny? The funny part is that she didn't want to go to that stuffy place anyways. How's ordering pizza sound? Well, the two of you do that almost every night. It seems silly to do it for your two year anniversary, but what the hell. You order her favorite, mushroom and sausage. As you plop down on the couch, you realize how silly it is for the both of you to be dressed up only for delivery pizza. But when her head leans on your shoulder, you realize it doesn't matter. She just wanted a night off, and that's what you're ready to give her.Again, taking requests.
>>3497367well just lifting things for no reason seemed stupid to me, but I understand not everyone has actual work to do. I just started axing these dead trees on my land and moving them, feels goodman
>>3497250I must admit, S5 seems to be the thematic climax of so many of these paranormal TV fictions. Everything afterwards can be good, but seems to be pretty tacked-on.
>>3497381Continue that
>>3497381GO ON
>>3497400>>3497393The pizza boy cuckolds you. The end.
>>3497401~~~
>>3497381Thank you for taking my request. Why do I have these feels for a lavender cartoon horse
>>3497409I shouldn't have laughed.Faget.
Oh my goodness.
>>3497409>tfw I'm a pizza boyBest end
>>3497384S5 was the end of the storyline that they had been running with since the first episode. Everything was wrapped up nicely. Maybe not the happiest ending for Sam, but that was okay because fuck Sam.I was cautiously optimistic regarding the sixth season, because the new showrunner did good episodes and I figured they could bring everything back in an interesting way. But nothing about S6 was compelling, and I just stopped watching midway through.
>>3497373The most important thing to do is to keep at it.http://www.youtube.com/user/convictconditioning?feature=results_mainRemember to eat less, and eat healthier.>>3497409How about cooking with Rainbow Dash? She'd know the basics of eating healthy OATS AND SOY EVERYWHERE, but probably not how to make a really delicious meat.Remember to use the small bowls.
>>3497329Output > InputThat's all you need to remember. Burn more calories than you consume, and you will lose weight.
>>3497424That's sort of how I'm feeling about Buffy. Everything after the end of S5 is too stylistically and thematically different to everything that came before it, and I can't quite get into it the same way. It's a real shame.
>>3497348fuck i was going to try but something is wrong with my tablet. How do I get rid of bamboo dock? it keeps fucking up my computer
>>3497409Joke's on you that's my fetish.
>>3497418I want.
>>3497380Most of those infographics basically say things I already do, such as eating no junk food and drinking no soda and I hate being naked in public so swimming is pretty much out of the question
>>3497401>so many beta submissivesIt's like I'm the only one capable of domming around here.Most bueno Who wants to be my slutty mare?
>>3497442Read the sticky on /fit/.It's got everything you need to know.
>>3497442Then I'm not really help in here. I haven't figured out any certain way of training since 2 years when I had to stop because of health issues.Look around a little bit. I don't know /fit/ at all but maybe they'll be of help.
>>3497341>favorite artist comes out of a slump>deletes half of their gallery and starts focusing more on commissions>redesigns a great character and will probably never draw it the old way ever again>they do this once or twice a year so it is almost impossible to find any of their older work;_;fuk u muzzI would pay money for a big collection of everything that she has ever drawn just to sate my desire for eddie's delicious chubby gatox goo and vore adventures
>>3497448*rraises hand*
Do you even lift?
ALL WE EVER WANT IS INDECISION
>>3497429>/fit/>endorsing convict conditioning>everimposter
Again, taking requests
>>3497442you have to have a motivation, like this http://vimeo.com/46271322
>>3497448Can I have a turn once you're done with >>3497464?
>>3497477I'd like a blowjob please
>>3497477Non-consensual cuddling with Rainbow Dash
>>3497465No. Is that bad?
>>3497471Convict conditioning is actually acceptable if you don't have access to weights and you cut it up into separate days.
>>3497463I'm really, really scared of time that I break and start doing porn stuff. I mean... god how would I possibly shake off unwanted attention and fucking stalkers?Stalkers are not a good things believe me...On the other hand I never deleted a single piece I made. They are all indicators of my glorious quest.
>>3497401
unibrow
>>3497471I'm taking a more "Get him up and get him out" attitude.Something he can start at home with what he has available. After that, it's up to him.I do this every time. When people ask for drawing help, writing, Flash, anything else.
>>3497348>>3497439my tablet is being really screwy, I'm sorry. Will /ic/ tell me to go to /g/ about it? I hate going to other boards. bamboo dock never responds and now my tablet doesn't remember what I programmed and it's acting like I'm barely touching it now
>>3497477When you get a chance, how about this one at the bottom:>>3497429
>>3497485Pinkie's blowjob or tittyjob
>>3497465I'm actually on MLPG right now so that my food can settle before I go work out.
>>3497496I like putting tildes at then end of words because it seems to piss off Deaf~
>>3497477Write something good. oh waitor failing that, something that feeds off of my rape and ownership fetishes
what's the name of the guy in the reaction image with the coffee cup/tiny suitcase
>>3497507This is actually way more interesting than the other requests, so I'm doing it.Not in the mood for writing clop anyways. Unless somebody tempts me with really hot Pinkie clop.
>>3497522Uh, Rick?
>>3497513I like putting tildes at the end of words because I love making people feel good~also it reminds me of TAW and lets me hope he'll one day return
>>3497522Dean from Iron Giant
>>3497506Try re-installing drivers I guess. Remember about proper system and either 32 or 64bit versions.
>>3497513if I use a tilde once, I overuse them for the rest of the day
>>3497531Thank you guy!
>>3497525Write that first, and later this >>3497511
I started liking NMH un-ironically.What's the most efficient way to kill myself?
Wait, so why is this Convict Conditioning thing bad?
>>3497532I don't know anything about that. How can I tell if I have a proper system? I'll just stick the discs in again
>>3497546Bleach
>>3497517Hey, you want to criticize me, I'm all ears. Just actually say something substantial so I can improve. Passive aggressive bullshit helps nobody.
>>3497546Drinking bleachIt's not the most efficient and I imagine it's pretty painful, but it's the only way to get in to Equestria
>>3497513I always think a tilde at the end makes the preceding sentence take on a more sing-song lyrical tone.
>>3497546but it's okay to like it un-ironicallyit's a really fun album
>>3497552That should work as well.
>>3497546NMH is like MLP:FiM>Like it ironically>Listen/watch it ironically>It grows on you>You like it unironically>You accept that you like it unironically and make fun of yourself for it
>>3497546What's wrong with No More Heroes? It's not that bad of a game.
>>3497559That's the idea~
>>3497556I have in the past, and yet here we are
>>3497549It's not that it's particularly bad, it's just that body weight exercise is horribly inefficient. You'll see results significantly quicker if you use weights
>>3497549the workouts are sort of set up for people who want to do the least amount of work and get up off the couch for like ten minutes out of every day
>>3497549I'd assume just because it doesn't involve lifting weights, which makes it an inefficient workout program for someone with access to weights
>>3497579It's set up for people with no weights you retard.
>>3497559it makes it sound sultry and flirty to me, like everything inside it is a double entendreit makes me feel funnythat one character will have me erping one day, I'm sure of it speaking of do we have anything set up to do that yet
Twily...~
>>3497587>>3497587>speaking of do we have anything set up to do that yetEpicmafia
>>3497587pls not this againit still makes my heart hurt ;_;
Oh gosh~
>>3497591
>>3497601is it anonymous?
>>3497587There was #stallionmansion, but that was quickly forgotten
it was that guys 50th birthday yesterday and he did 5,000 crunches, anybody else see that?
>>3497607
>>3497609It is when we remember to make the deck properly.
>>3497616Kawaiily
>>3497619gosh
>>3497619It's not even real ERP
installing a torrent client isn't going to fuck me over, is it? Bamboo dock is fucking me over, but I think it is a problem with adobe
>>3497636That's correct. It's just us fucking around for the most part
>>3497643Yes, it is. The FBI have already been contacted.
>>3497617
BIG BROTHER, BEST FRIENDS FOREVERR
>>3497651oh my gosh I hope those big FBI men don't rape me~
>>3497655Fuck youuuuu
>>3497646well isn't that dissapointing
>>3497658AB pls go
>>3497653
>>3497636well no shit>big mac broke my eyehymen>serious ERP
>>3497651I meant screw up my computer, I don't know. I can't even play computer game with this thing. I'm new to computers altogether
Would you a Femsnips?
>>3497655OH MY GOSH~
Twily-tan~
>>3497679god yes
>>3497679Nope.
>>3497679Hell no.
This low carb thing is starting to really get to your head. Would it really be that big of a deal to just eat one god damn grilled cheese? She seems to think so. Okay then, how about just a banana? The things are starting to go brown anyway. No, they have too much sugar in them. Really, she's going to cut you off from fruit? You told her you were serious about this training regimen, but this might be too serious. When she bats at your wrist, you get an idea. As she turns her back to you to continue frying the veggies and meat, you sneak up behind her. Before she knows it, you're pulling on her rainbow dye job while stuffing the banana in her mouth. She elbows you in the gut, knocking you to the ground, before she jumps on top of you. Now you're in trouble mister, she says. True, you might be in trouble, but it's hard to take her seriously when she has a giant chunk of banana in her mouth. And the fact that she's wearing your baggy shorts and shirt while she's on top of you... Well, you've got a great view of her sports bra. The moment she notices you staring, she grins and says that it's time to burn off all those carbs you ate for breakfast.More requests. Hit me up, bro.
>>3497673>Trixie climbs down Big Mac's urethra>Begins to mortgage one of his balls
>>3497679I'd be her friend.
>>3497655>>3497687BIG BROTHER, YOU'RE THE BEST! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TOUCH MY BREAST!
>>3497679what have I done
>>3497701unf
>>3497528TAW will never return ~_~
>>3497700Aww..
>>3497679she's cuter than femsnails
>>3497700are you sure that's a good idea? That was kind of uninspired. Maybe you should drink more.
>>3497710
>>3497720>implying TAW never comes back when he says he's done with us
>>3497710I just wanted to say that I very much would that voice in that video, and imagining Gottfried singing it is a little painful. So fuck you.
>>3497700Cute!
>>3497715Can you draw me some Gillou? I've been awake for over 26 hours and I'm about to go to bed, but now I can't go to bed without some new Gillou.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOpkm0hYG_I
>>3497725
>>3497733Fuck off
>>3497723I'm already drunk as fuck.I never visit MLPG sober.
>>3497737Woah man, quit gettin' mad at the internet
>>3497738well maybe drink less, so you can still type straight
>>3497715you dun gronked up
>>3497736Kornhieser derail
>>3497728of course not, that wouldn't get him enough attention
>>3497733sorry I'm drawing crackle/garble right nowbut I'll get to gillou soon
>>3497679>you will never have a tall, skinny girl in one arm and her short plump friend in the other
>>3497747If you'd care to point out any spelling or grammatical errors I made, feel free.Otherwise, get some better criticism.
G-GRONK!
>>3497735God that was awfulWhy make something 2 and a half minutes long when the animation is that shittyHe/She should have just made it 30 seconds long, and focused on better animation.
>>3497751Kornheiser is best pony
I like this concept
>>3497766Do you think you'll be able to hold off on posting it for like 12 hours?
>>3497735Neat, though kinda slow and choppy. Also some weird stuff going on with the persistence of poses.
>>3497780I don't.
>>3497780READY FLIN?
>>3497774>Human Celestia cakeslutUgh
>>3497779
>>3497776
>>3497773Lack of serious grammatical issue doesn't mask the lack of soul. Your heart isn't in it, there's no flair.
>>3497780
>>3497780It's shit.
>>3497780I don't like this execution
>>3497787READY MAZTE!
>>3497782I'll just put it somewhere you'll see it or something
>>3497780I like artyland there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>3497792Does anyone have HORSE SEX?
>>3497798Okay, fair. If I post a piece of writing from the heart, will you give honest feedback on it? I'll finagle it so it's relevant to pony, shomehow.
Gurkha's Revenge seems like an incredibly tasteless name for a curry, but fuck me if this isn't great.
>>3497812Alright, thanks.
>>3497815No, I don't, how surprising. I bet someone here will.
>>3497780>>3497780>>3497780Never post that horrible thing again.never.
>>3497843no
>>3497843
>>3497843You are a horrible thing, anon
>>3497838>Kornheiser derail
>>3497858DO NOT EVER FACE THAT POST AGAIN!
>>3497776Now I'm just imagining Scootaloo dresses up as Crackle.
>>3497868
>>3497701A strangely appealing thought~
>>3497873>say that to my face pony not online and see what happens
>>3497873That's cute and demographic-appropriate!
>>3497871As long as you have the talent for it.
>>3497871but that's a really shitty drawing of a pencil
>>3497873The face of a future serial-killer.
>>3497873How many times do you guys think Megasweet has jerked it to this?
>>3497738A new tripfag? What are you known for?
>>3497873Hnnnnng
>>3497894>talentBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>3497902Here's a hint: his spunk is purple
>>3497871Tell that to the guy who makes Dominic Deegan
>>3497903PWA is old as fuck. Why does it matter? Please let's not do this.
>>3497903Just stop, Anonymous.
>>3497871Draw me Celest pone, anon, being sleepy and cute.
>>3497903>PWA>new
>>3497887
>>3497913whats wrong with dominic deegan
>>3497913Yeah, his comic certainly is pretty sketchy.
>>3497903Stop trying to fit in so hard if it's glaringly obvious that you're new.
>>3497914>>3497916>>3497920>PWA whiteknightsMLPG circeljerking as usual
>>3497780So does that mean she's got a moustache under that skirt?
>>3497873holy shit that's terrifying
>>3497929Dohoho! I fell for it. Bravo!
>>3497929>H-here I go!
>>3497929
>>3497929>trying too hard
>>3497914>>3497916>>3497920>Someone asks what a person with a trip does>This fucking reactionReally? Its not even as if he said WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO AROUND HERE, he just inquired and you spastics go mad. Come on.
You better have a good excuse for not walking your Twilight today.
>>34979290/10
>>3497903Not new. I just disappear for months at a time and then show up when I'm drunk and something in my personal life goes wrong.>>3497929You have a super lax definition of "whiteknight". I'm not a chick, and really, most anons in MLPG have nothing to gain from defending me.
>>3497930unfis "people with neatly trimmed pubic hair" a fetish?
>>3497922In over a decade his art has not improved at all, even Buckly and Preston show massive improvement comparatively.
13 MORE IMAGES
>>3497935
>>3497949I don't have a twilightshe doesn't exist
>>3497955I guess it is.
>>3497946He probably could have figured it out by looking at what he was doing in the thread.
>>3497946We just saw what he does. His posts have all been specifically related to what he does. It's right there. What is wrong with you, taking such umbrage at people heading off this stupidly predictable argument?
>>3497961>Do you even pone?
>>3497949I forgot to feed it books... it died
>>3497949I would walk my TwilightIF I HAD ONE
>>3497958you always say this when it would add up to 250 but i always see the counter go up to 252 before it stopswhy does it do that anyway
>>3497956>Buckley>improvementum
>>3497949She was naughty.
>>3497961
>>3497949I do. It's her turn to walk me~
I CANT WAIT FOR NEW HORSE ITS GONNA BE GREAT!
>>3497975deleted images
moonquest tonight?
>>3497988but it always does that even after manually refreshingalways
>>3497986>implying good threads exist
>>3498000Because the image limit is 252
>>3497949>Twilight>not having a superior pet >not owning a Sweetie Belle I just bought her a giant hamster ball
>>3497986Well, I hope it's the TRoH pt 1 thread
>>3497986>DOUSHIO~
>>3498000the two images are secret moderator images posted in the sub-thread that only janitors and mods can post in where they laugh at the things going on above them in the real thread
>>3498014Do you cook wit her?
>>3497978Well, like a year in, he started adding shadows, then about 8 years later he started occasionally not doing the B^U face.
>>3498022>talking about the sub-threadYou know that's ground for a shadow ban, right?
>>3498040FUCK
Still open to requests
>>3498040Not if I outrank them.
>>3498055something something mayor mare something something tits
>>3498055Fluttershy accidentally seeing my butt
Anyone got the Dragon Quest moral pic?
Well, while we're waiting for S3 to come, guess what there is going to be a new episode of tonight?
>>3498088
>>3498081What an embarrassing moment for both of you
>>3498081Give me a second. Now I'm imagining Fluttershy giving a dude a wedgie, and it's HILARIOUS.
>>3498055ponies with farty butts
>>3498091The Olymic games?
>>3498055You taking fap requests?
oops
>you will never put your arm around a Seaty Belts while at the movies
>>3498119oh no someone dropped a brick on him
>>3498098The one that says he's a beta ass faggot.
>>3498110Booooooring
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/07/27/dishonoreds-dishonourable-pre-order-rat-trap
>>3498055Twilight Sparkles great buttplug adventure please!
>>3498055Anon massaging Fluttershy's wings, causing her to fart softly with each rub
>>3497949Yes, I do. She's been a bad pony and is currently being punished for it
>>3498123Good. I hate cinemas and I hate touching people.
>>3498119Crackle deserves better than Garble
>>3498140What is wrong with you
>>3498140Casual.
>>3498055>>3498055Something with NMM? Submission?
>>3498123>you will never have a Sweaty Balls instinctively lean into you while at the movies
what the fuck is this image from
>>3498055Fancypants and FemanonHe's a true gentlemen and makes her feel like on of those fancy LaddiesAdd Rarity for extra points
>>3498038Fuckley doesn't improve because his art is 80% copy/paste.If you want to be good at DRAWING you have to actually DRAW.
>>3498153>>3498153>>3498153
>>3498160Euro happy meal ads
>>3498160looks like a photoshopped old happy meal commercial
>>3498160The second mcdonalds promo?
>>3498160A McDonalds ad
>>3498137>>3498154>>3498132>>3498116No clop right now. Not feeling it right now.And remember, I'm PWA. Humanized only.
>>3498166I really hate PA's current stuff
>>3498140my nigga
>>3498055Anon/humanized Pinkie and her sisters.
>>3498091The first episode os that show was meh but it picked up.
>>3498184The something with teen Sweetie Belle.
>>3498211You can't help but stifle a laugh every time her voice cracks. Even health class said that girls finish with puberty before boys do, yet she's still struggling with that aspect. She doesn't seem to notice, though her redheaded friend elbows you in the ribs. She gives you a wink before you put your hand into the circle. All for one, one for all is the motto. When the four of you throw your hands into the air, she's looking at you. It's hard to pull yourself away from her purple dye job and her bleached white dress. The opening of the high school musical shouldn't be this much of a big deal, right? And yet she talked you - along with her best friends - into buying front row tickets for opening night. Okay, that's fine. You know her singing voice is to die for, even if her acting isn't. By the time she steps out onto the stage, she catched your wink. She stumbles for a second, but when her voice goes into her first arpeggio, you know she's going to knock them dead.Not great, but I'll still take requests.
>>3498346We in new horse. You might want to post that there as well.>>3498153
>>3498119Hngh.
