saved game: >>3487643new game: celestia is on her throne; all is right in the world.>chill
Lyra is cutest pone.
>>3491082But she is not mai waifu.
Can we have a thread for magic ponies doing magic things?
>>3491082She's also a dirty, dirty little mare.
Everyone is equal they said
>>3491072LUNA WUZ HERECELESTIA'S A TIGHT ASS
Human + Pony = The Power to Overcome Dimension Hopping
New pone when?
asdfasdfoai
>>3491095Woah woah woah, when did this happen.Where was I.
>>3491096All ponies with GREEN eyes LOVE apple pie.
>>3491099
>>3491071You and everyone else.That said, I wrote some more transformation the other day and totally forgot to pastebin it, so have this (if you're in to that sort of thing)http://pastebin.com/LnnBfPk9
>>3491108Couple nights ago. He also wrote this.
>>3491121Nah, get fucked.
>>3491104soon fellow horsefucker
>>3491118>mfw
>>3491096seig fuckin' heil, awwwright.
>>3491107Pinkies face is so priceless.
>>3491120KISS MY SPLOTCH BUTT, SLUTLESTIA
>>3491096you're forgetting big macintosh.he is a very important pony.
>>3491096I'm white with blue eyes.This is my kind of show.
>>3491127My heart...
>>3491159Are you an upper class unicorn type?
>>3491096blue eyes are only cool if they make you look like a serial killer.those shades of blue suck
>>3491127That was adorable.
DODORKSRKS
>>3491147Which one?
>>3491166I forgot to add a part somewhere in there where Sweetie gives you a hug and whispers in your ear, nuzzling her face to your cheek."You're the best!"
>>3491184Those eyes are very wide set.
>>3491151I don't think Big Mac has been plot-centric to an episode before, aside from maybe Applebuck Season, in which his ABSENCE was important, not his existence.He's still cute though
>>3491149
>>3491191Obviously the last one.
>>3491194Asp plsplspls
>>3491194Pls write more cutie Sweetie.
>>3491191All of them.I really liked the ending with Rarity and Twilight.
>>3491191Bottom one
>>3491217Please what? I said I forgot to put that in there somewhere.
>>3491168Can I be a Pegasi instead?I want wings.
we >feels now?
>>3491207Hearts and Hooves Day he was a main character.But not important at all
>set up a small tekkit server for the CMC>applebloom sets up a base that looks surprisingly like their hideout>sweetie makes noteblock songs all day out on the front lawn>scootaloo just soars around with her jetpack all day>one day you log in and notice the server's a bit laggier than usual>you see a hatch in the floor of the clubhouse and peek down inside>there's a massive tangle of machines, redwire, tubes and pipes>applebloom welcomes you to her factory
>>3491234He wasn´t the main character he was plot related like Fancy fag in S&E.
>>3491227>You will never go fast with your favorite ponies
>>3491257He was -a- main character. Fuck the CMC.
>>3491227To be honest I'd love to be a small stature alicorn, lunas size. Having flight and magic.>stupid oc wish fullfillment
>>3491260This is truly the worst feel of them all.
>>3491260
>>3491275Disgusting
>>3491271I just want wings.No magic, only wings.
>>3491265Fuck your mom faggot.
>>3491281She is right.
>>3491284Even bug wings?
So guys, give me the lowdown on the whole "S3 has only 13 episodes" thing.what are the speculations on the fate of the show so far? alsodoes this mean i'll be off the ride soon?
>>3491284Fuck yeahWingbros for life
>>3491281It's true. Surprise/Pinkie should have the wings.
>>3491295Eh...I'd prefer feathered wings.But I'll take what I can get.
>>3491302Sauce: http://www.nerdist.com/2012/07/nerdist-writers-panel-48-animation-celebration/It's what it says on the tin: Season 3 has only 13 episodes.
>>3491306>Pinkie>wingsThat´s a terrible idea.
>>3491302My guess: Hasbro's going to push out those last 13 episodes, then let FiM run in syndication.They then try to keep selling merch to a fanbase that will die off in a year while they refocus their resources into pumping out more care bears and pound puppies, hoping to force lightning to strike twice like the fools they are.
>>3491302It's a bullshit rumor that has no ground yet
>>3491304My nigga.
>>3491220It will have to be another time. I'm going to hit the hay since I have to focus on packing stuff tomorrow before I sit down to do Luna "Quest."So goodnight MLPG. Have a pleasant one.[1]
>>3491302S3 is confirmed for at least 13 episodes. It could be more. It won't be less>what are the speculations on the fate of the show so far? were you not around for the season 3 song reveals? the animation is incredible. the songs are "ok". i like twilight and spikes number
>>3491320But what if they're only doing thirteen episodes so they can focus on FiM the Movie before doing thirteen more?
>>3491319That is what was originally intended
>The toy packages are getting less and less pink as Hasbro updates the packaging.It's happening!
>>3491320>the magic syndication number of 65 episodesfucking...sucks man
>>3491327>Luna quest tomorrowI can´t wait for it.
>>3491335Look in your heard.Do you REALLY think they're going to do that?Do you know about Hasbro's track record with animated shows?
>>3491344Oh boy!
>>3491344Splotch butt sexy time? Sign me up
>>3491339I know but thank god they change that.
>>3491344Well, technically today. Friday. But whatever, I gotta sleep.
>>3491281What a bitchshe's right
>>3491353Is not tomorrow until you wake up anon.
AJ just found out you stole her hat.Shit is gonna go downWhat do?
>>3491347Hasbro never made a good animated show.
>>3491284>>3491304>>3491325I love you guys
>>3491362But I only stole it so I could properly clean itYou have to take care of a quality hat like that
>>3491281>DisgustingI like that Fluttershy doesn't like to fly. I especially like that she does fly whenever she's excited. Like she doesnt even know she's doing it. Plus it's an excellent contrast against rainbow dash. Pinkie is off the wall. Applejack is grounded. Twilight is a nerd. Rarity is OCD
>>3491347It's all over at 65
>>3491362Give it back and say you're sorry - you just wanted to have a little fun
>>3491362Lead her in a merry chase around Apple Acres until she catches me, then apologize while laughing.With luck, she'll start laughing too. And we'll be all the closer.
>>3491370Rainbow Dash is always hovering around.If i had wings i would too
.
>>3491302Well, we still have no solid, clear information as what the fuck they are doing. the 13-episode "season" would leave hasbro open to syndicate the show at 65 episodes. They could be splitting the show into 2 seasons per year (end-ish of summer through november, feb thru early summer).I have a feeling syndicating is very very unlikely due to the amount of marketing they have put into the show already. The shorter seasons, but more seasons thing might allow more story-arc like stuff. Better animation. They could be making time/resources for a larger event (movie, mini-series, etc.....)All in all, we know what will officially be known as "Season 3" is 13 episodes, but we know absolutely nothing else. Don't worry yourself over it. The mlp staff and EqD don't seem to be worried in any way shape or form, so some good, secret shit must be going down.
>>3491375you're going to fucking die
>>3491302Tara Strong hasn't spilled anything about season 4 and VA work, after scripts, is really early in the process. She said on November 8th, 2011 on some livestream show that she started doing voicework for season 3 "last week". Top Draw announced they were working on the 13 episodes of season 3 in February and finished August. Assuming the same schedule and Tara willing to spoil us, if Tara says she's doing VA she's been doing work -tomorrow- we won't see season 4 for 8 months. How long can 13 episodes last us?Will season 4 even be a thing? Is Hasbro done? Or does DHX have bigger ambitions? Nobody knows!
>>3491380_
>>3491362Shit in the hat
>>3491361there is no tomorrow, anon.
>>3491390.
>>3491387>>>3491372
>>3491362>Prance around like an idiot, giggling.>Suddenly white hot pain in knee as it shatters under her hoof.>Scream and drop the hat along with the rest of your ruined body, trying to clutch at the mass of flesh that was your knee.
>>3491386Then I die happy.
I'd definitely pick wings over magicNobody wants to be an earth pony, we're already earth ponies
>>3491404Pegaboo scum
>>3491372That always seems to be an average end for cartoons.
>>3491365>>3491404>tfw it would totally be worth working a shitty government job like weather patrol if it meant you got to fly around all day kicking clouds
guess what time it ishttp://www.livestream.com/lilmissrarity
>>3491397>Rarity on MLPGHey Rarity,SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3491427I'm going only because last time I went I got introduced to Awolnation
>>34914280/10 Im not even mad nigga.
>>3491404>You will never live with Derpy and Dinky.
Could we keep FiM going then? Like, really buckle down and release our own episodes? Even if they were just animatics or basic flash stuff?
>>3491404Anonymous.I want you to look at this picture.I want you to look at it, and realize as a Pegasi, that you would be able to sleep on a cloud.Glorious.
3491450 >>3491390?
>>3491436Your dresses are shit too
>>3491427IS IT DEER TIME ALREADY?!
>>3491442let it end, anonlet it end
>>3491362Show up naked with only her hat covering me naughty bits."But AJ, it'll be so cold without something to cover it, you'll keep it warm if you take away its hat, won't you?"
>>3491442Like we'd get enough dedicated people to do that. Money is what drives the business.
>>3491443Clouds are just condensed droplets of water.They're probably really cold too.
>>3491442Get out of here, Brony
>>3491453u mad?
>>3491467OH MY GOD THEY WOULD BE LIKE WATERBEDS
>>3491467I don't know anon, looks pretty cozy to me.Also,>magical ponies>magical world>magical nonsense physics>implying I gotta explain shit
>>3491442Well there is already that one fan animated episode in the works. I have no idea about anything about it though
>>3491443If clouds are so great why does Dash sleep on a bed?
>>3491461>she gives you a sly smile>slowly comes up to you>even slower, she brings her mouth to the hat to retrieve it>She quickly pulls the hat away and replaces it with an apple big enough to cover youThere ya go partner!
>>3491488It's a bed.MADE OUT OF CLOUDS.
Guys, all this talk of syndication is giving me a heart attack.Seriously, It's making me feel like shit, and I'm stressing out for no reason. I think I might actually be addicted to FiM
My auto-update is on 5 seconds
>>3491488It's probably made of cloudsI mean, we see her sleeping on clouds all the time
>>3491477>>3491443>not wanting to be in slumber while drifting slowly through the void between galaxies
>>3491488Because the droplets tickle her hooves
>>3491493Thank you Applejack.
>>3491474Yes, without the plastic wrapping.Enjoy your rash.
>>3491504I would gladly sleep on a cloud.Damn you real world physics, why do you have to be so cruel.
>>3491511You can't tickle hooves
>>3491500
>>3491502>not 100000 secondsWhy are you so entitled?
>>3491517
CHESHIRE IF YOU'RE READING THIS CHECK YOUR TUMBLR
>>3491500Riiiight, I suppose those books and drawers are made of clouds too.
>>3491520you can tickle marshmallow pone hooves
>>3491501I remember feeling like that the day the season finale aired.
>>3491427http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln3luP57Ev4
>>3491455>"AAAAAH">"Why do you keep doing tha-">"AAAAAH">"A-are you alright?">"AAAAAH">"Wh' what's wrong with you dear?!">"AAAAAH">Oh nononononono this isn't go-">"AAAAAH"
>>3491528Look at the bed.Look at it.It's clouds.Those are blankets and pillows, thrown on top of clouds.
Dark Knight Rises was... okay. I just wasn't feeling the drama for most of the movie until the climax. Bane was just... okay but I never felt like he was as much of a physical threat as he was implied. Maybe Hardy was just too short...
>>3491528It's magic. We can't explain shit.read moar fanfiction
>>3491530you can't tickler HER hooves
>>3491520
>>3491528No, don't be retarded.They are just sitting on a floor made of clouds.
>>34915501/10 come the fuck on
>>3491551Hell no
>>3491541I can't stop smiling uncontrollably every time I imagine this. It's too fucking cute.
red player is a nigger
>>3491563deal with it capefag.
>>3491520You can tickle Rainbow Dash's overly sensitive hooves.But it would embarrass her.
>>3491563>He doesn't have my opinion he must be trollingYou suck
i...i dont hate this.
>>3491550>Not liking DKR BaneYour punishment must be more severe.
>>3491541I don't get it.
>>3491541is there some sort of context on this?
>>3491488>Rainbow Dash keeps a small mirror on the nightstand next to her bed>Every night before turning out the light she winks at it and tells herself to stay gold
>>3491591Your autim must be severe.
>>3491574Rarity would probably carry the faun around in a panic with her magic, trying to find a way to make her stop.The faun is locked in that crouched position, eyes focused on nothing and crying out.
>>3491580I don't think you can comprehend the amount of greentexts about to happenThe thread was not designed to contain feels of that magnitude.
>>3491589You should.
stop fucking horses, you guysi'm serious!
>>3491609What´s wrong with the deer?
>>3491610My body may or may not be ready.
>>3491586>Rainbow Dash spends all her time flying, hovering around, and sleeping.>Hardly walks if she can help it>Her hooves are remarkably sensitive to the touch because of this, even for a pegasi.
>>3491621She's easily frightened, I guess
>>3491613
>>3491580>"P-please! Anything but my hooooves!">"...Anything?"
>>3491595>>3491598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3pjjrxspVY
>>3491609Something fell in the boutique, made a loud noise.
>>3491598The idea is that Rarity is hosting a fawn for a foreign exchange program and something startles it.When baby deer get scared they freeze up and do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vsWBWx0C8k&
>>3491580>her hooves recoil against your touch and tuck in close to her body as she lets out a yelp of surprise>she looks up at you with a vulnerable expression>her cheeks are flushed a bright pinkish hue
>>3491631I wish that were a feminine male reptile
Okay guys, I'm sure we've been talking about ponies for more than a year or so, but the question still remains:Whose little pony is it? Is it my little pony? Is it yours? Is it ours? Surely there must be an exact owner for the pony.
>>3491618
>>3491610Oh it did...Hehehehehe
>>3491606Or to make sure she's not a vampire
>>3491649I wish you weren't so gay.
>>3491649Well if it makes you feel any better, it'll probably change genders some time during its life.
>>3491651THERE ARE MY LITTLE PONIES
>>3491541>thunder crackles outside>fawn crumples to the floor>"Oh my, are you alright?">no response>"Darling, say something.">the fawn is motionless>"Hello?? Can you hear me??">nothing>"Oh Celestia please still be alive">she tries to shake the fawn>"AAAAAAH"
>>3491634>fawns don't have a scentSo how do they breathe?
>>3491631I love this.ANOTHER
>>3491651EveryonePonies are communist
>>3491673Magic.
>>3491651They're mineYou guys can look, that's all.
>>3491630>Deer.>Not easily frightened.
Which animals wouldn't you fuck?
>>3491693Other humans
>>3491651It's communism, with all instances of the word "resources" replaced with "pone."
>>3491693You.
>>3491664>Not wanting to fuck him missionary style while kissing him and fondling his smooth cockWhat are you, gay?
>>3491693Humans are pretty nasty.
>>3491693Humans aren't animals, sadly, because if they were I would claim I wouldn't.
>>3491629>She'd love to wear socks but she's way too sensitive to put them on herself
>>3491651The product was originally toys, so yours, as long as you have the toy.
>>3491708Go away ultra gay.
>>3491532Dude I was a mess the whole day after the wedding. Then my team got knocked out of the playoffs that night. I don't think I've ever felt lower than that night.
>>3491693Probably cats. They're nature's S&M enthusiast; they can't get off without their vaginal walls being scraped with thousands of sharp needles.Trufax.
>>3491713>humans aren't animalsGet a load of this guy
>>3491721Check your privilege
>>3491693i dunno, i guess a real bear or something unless it was already tranquilized.
>>3491669>In a panic she rushes the still form, crying faun to Fluttershy's house.>She enters her friends house to find her in nearly the same state.>Rarity's face turns into a scowl as another crack of thunder makes both the faun and Fluttershy make the same cry.
>>3491718
>>3491384>The mlp staff and EqD don't seem to be worried in any way shape or form, so some good, secret shit must be going down.Make me wonder just how "In the know" those guys are. Like if they know anything that we don't.
>>3491606>Rainbow Dash winks at her mirror>Rainbow Dash winks>In the mirror>winksGoddamit, mlpg. That shouldn't be the first definition that comes to mind.
>searching for a obscure lullaby song squeak made.>cant find it anywhere.>was on megaupload, taken down by feds.>drunk, search on http://халявка.рф>ITS FUCKING THERE!This website is amazing, Russian music search puts America to shame.
>>3491740
>>3491718>Rainbow Dash is more likely to orgasm when wearing socks
I might not be able to watch the S3 premiere if it airs mid/early September.Anyone else know this feel?
>>3491740ahahah
>>3491693I wouldn't fuck anything besides a bear, a horse, or a human.
>>3491753>Rainbow Dash is likely to orgasm while you put the socks on her
>>3491618>You're in your study late at night>Well you call it your study but it's more of a gaming lounge/library combo>Your candles are burning low as you turn the final page on the "Last Unicorn">You almost feel tears welling up at the melancholic ending>Suddenly, there's a series of soft yet frantic knocks at the door>You rise to go answer it but a pink aura surrounds the door and it bursts open>Twilight is standing there, a copy of the book you just finished floating in front of her>Her eyes are brimming with tears and she looks like she might break down at any moment>The door bursting open has blown out a couple of your candles, making the room even more dim than it already was, casting shadows on your modest collection of books and trinkets>You fumble around for a few seconds, trying to navigate your way around a pile of unsorted books while calling out "Twilight? Are you okay?"
>>3491745>I walk in my sleepIel
>>3491756No.
>>3491718What if we gave her anesthetics and THEN touched her hooves?
>>3491680>>3491699
>>3491606>>3491744You know Rainbow Dash exercises and perfects every muscle in her body.Every. Muscle.
>>3491744It's always hilarious when it works both ways
>>3491756Nope nigga. I feel for you, but I'm planning an extravaganza for the night before. Pizza, chips, cola the works. Going to stay up all night and go nuts even if it means eating ramen for a week.
>>3491713http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human>Kingdom: Animalia (Animal)
>>3491764Oh boy, oh boy.Continue.
>>3491776>accepting anything but what the Holy Bible says>1100AD
>>3491772>you will never catch Rainbow Dash exercising those muscles
>>3491797>Holy Bible>Two thousand twelve, common eraGet with the program man
>>3491753>>3491762>Rainbow Dash is more likely to orgasm giving you a hoofjob
>>3491803>Heh, wanna see my flex?
I've come to notice a lot of these Rainbow Dash greentexts involve Dash being embarrassed or secretive in some way.
>>3491718>one day she approaches you with two pairs of brand-new rainbow-striped socks>holding them in her mouth, she looks up at you hopefully
>Know a kid with shitty parents who don't care and can't afford a tutor>plan on raising the money myself>Will be difficult and will have to use all my resources and time to raise the few hundred a month for a professional tutor...and /v/ is just spending shit on a stupid joke? Are people really this bad with their money? God damn. The dragon dildo is for that fat guy who makes flash vids btw. Ego Raptor.
>>3491803>*sqwnch*>"W-what was that noise?">"Nothin'.">*gulp*
>Spencers is selling pony socks in obese man size now$12 for the set, i might have to get it just for the scootaloo
>>3491818No.
>>3491821It's because we need some hidden depth of character to reveal itself.Dash by herself is shallow, vapid and annoying.
>>3491823hhhnnnggg
>>3491837>>3491821Dash is like that though.
>>3491835>cock socks
>>3491821because it's cute
>>3491835Those look like absolute shitThe kind of shit fat girls with Gir bracelets would wear even though they haven't watched the show.
>>3491829>not loving Egoraptorwhat a gigantic faggot
I'm officially sick of ponies.I only come here out of inertia, GG and the chat with /co/ people.
>>3491829>bawww why aren't you on my moral levelDo you even realise what website you're on?
>>3491821It fits with her brash personalityRead It and Weep also showed that she has some insecurities.
>>3491821Because lol tsundere.
>>3491844But only in Read it and Weep
brushie?
>>3491848His style is usually just swear words, shouting and WACKY.
>>3491829>mlpg will never surprise you with that horse dildo you've had your eye on>You will never have to buy smaller toys just to stretch yourself out enough to be able to take it
>>3491818>You wanna FEEL my flex?
>>3491830>*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>3491852You can catch up on both of those in different places.Please go to those places and stop saying the same thing every night
>>3491863
>>3491764>Without responding she drops the book, charges into the room and barrels into your chest, knocking you to the ground roughly>You feel her body convulse lightly as she starts sobbing>Ignoring the pain in your head from your impromptu meeting with the floor, you try and comfort her by rubbing her mane gently and holding her to you>She's having a hard time getting words out but you understand, the book's ending hit her hard>You sit up and pull her to your chest, her warm tears forming a dark splotch on your shirt as you wait for her to cry herself out>After several minutes her weeping subsides enough for her to get a couple words out>"T-That ending was h- *hic* horrible.">"You didn't like it?">"N-No! I liked it, it was just so *hic* sad.">She trembles a bit and tries to push herself closer into your arms, and for a while the only thing disturbing the two of you are the small hiccups that she makes as she tries to calm down her body>You ask her "You want me to get you a glass of water?">She pauses for a moment before hiccuping a couple more times, then nods and stands shakily to her feet so you can get up.>You return a few minutes later to find she has curled up on your reading chair, and is absently staring at one of the flickering candles.
>>3491853They're selfish idiots. But it still bugs me.Me: Having to work to raise money.Them: Throwing it away on stupid shit.
>>3491869No.
>>3491693HorsesOr anything that isn't as intelligent as a human, at any rate, which currently comes up to a whopping zero creatures we know of so far.
>>3491829I feel like that too sometimes, seeing spend loads of money on useless shit, but then I remind myself what's the point of having money if you can't do what you want with it. You (probably) earned it so it's whatever you really want.
>>3491866he has bouncy animation.he's k-on
>>3491835>ankle socks>size 9-11Pass.
>>3491880U mad poorfag?
>>3491884Come on, she's spent so much time practicing!
>>3491829Welcome to the world in which children starve and an athlete gets paid $144 million dollars to a ball with a stick.
>>3491852>inertiamy nigga
>>3491895No.
>>3491854>>3491859These are the kind of moments WE SEEwhen other ponies aren't around to witness her breaking down and getting upsetLike when she was alone on that stormcloud in MaredoWell
What happens if I use the pon for sexually?
>>3491885>Doesn't want to fuck horses
>>3491885Dolphins are kinda intelligent, I've heard.
>>3491908Pone explode
>EQD says toxicmario now works at welovefinethe fuck
Wannabe drawfriend looking for a request before heading off. Anyone want something simpler drawn?
>>3491911They'll also rape the shit out of you
>>3491908They start to like it.
>>3491885One day we'll get to screw alien babes, anon.One day.
>>3491918whine enough and ul make it big i guess
>>3491918AJ in a silly hat
>>3491918pony in pajamas
>>3491878The hiccup does it for me.
>>3491918Sweetie Belle!
>>3491911They're also pretty well known rapists.
>>3491880Stop being poor.Are you from a developing nation or something?
>>3491911And they're one of the few species that enjoy sex along with pigs, horses and a few others.Goddamn, how do I know this?
>>3491830>she's got a spongy horsecock dildo jammed deep within her>she does sets of winking as hard as she can around it before moving up to firmer and firmer ones
>After taking time to preen and care for her wings you trace a finger down her side and eventually down her leg.>She starts to tense as you go further and further down.>You can feel her breath start to pick up and you slow down, feeling her pulse start to pick up.>You stop just before her critical point and look at her.>She is sweating and her pupils are nearly pin pricks as the focuses on your finger.>She nearly jumps as you move your other hand behind her head, her eyes loosing their focus as you move a finger across the base of her ear, breaking her out of her panic.>She looks at you, she looks scared.>"Do you want me to stop?" you ask.>She fights back tears as she shakes her head.>She takes a deep breath as you slowly continue down.>Normally she would have panicked and flew off at this point.>As your finger makes contact with her hoof, she yelps slightly.>She looks down at your finger, on her hoof.>It's actually touching it.>It's not that bad...
>>3491933>you will never be dragged into a dolphin rape cave
>>3491923>you will never introduce a pone to the world of sex
>>3491918>simplerNo, you go balls-out and challenge yourself with wacky shit otherwise you fall into JJ/MS/slugbox/Ross comfort zone sameface stiffbody gimmick pornDraw Rainbow Dash having her hooves worshipped by her harem of adoring stallions
Would you do this for a pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqEA5SzlL2Q
>>3491911I think Dolphins are supposed the second most intelligent animal after usPigs are supposed to be pretty smart too
>>3491939TBH I think I learned this from the KOTH episode where Hank gets raped by a dolphin.
>>3491943>you will never hide the knowledge from them
>>3491911i heard they are obscurely tight.they've ripped a man's dick clean off
>>3491951What is she doing?
>>3491927oops i mean this to>>3491917
>>3491932>>3491929Sweetie Belle in pajamas?>>3491947I am aware of this, I am working on something else, but I wanted to draw something simple for anon before I have to head out for the day.
>>3491908well i have learned from experience that if you fuck a real horse for too long at a time they will start shitting and pissing on you.
Sea ponies = Dolphins
>>3491941Time for massages?
>>3491965the shirts he is designing and selling are pretty much vectors from the show.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2009/05/13/dolphins_are_violent_predators_that_kill_their_own_babies.html>Dolphin sex can be violent and coercive. Gangs of two or three male bottlenose dolphins isolate a single female from the pod and forcibly mate with her, sometimes for weeks at a time. To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements, and even smack her around with their tails. And if she tries to swim away, they chase her down. Horny dolphins have also been known to target human swimmers -Demi Moore is rumored to have had a close encounter of the finny kind.
>>3491969>Sweetie Belle in pajamas?YES!
>>3491922>>3491933>>3491942>Fluttershy swims out into the ocean waiting for a dolphin rape party to show up>they never do
>>3491936>>3491893Yes. But I hate those who have money and just waste it.
>>3491951Why is that cow scratching that horse?
>>3491982He is a successful Fluffy?
>>3491872I've said this twice. I forgot it's the same 4 bronies in here every night.
>>3491951>related video>Cute baby horse will do anything to be scratched - Clicker Training Horses>anythingear scratches mind controlling pones confirmed canon
>>3491942Good.It kills you.
>>3491987invest in gold
>>3492005Or transmute iron to gold.
>>3491995Why would you need to say it twice?
>>3491995>Calling people bronies because they don't want to hear about your personal life
>shitposting everywhere and it's nearly 2 ampls
>>3491985>Even the sharks avoid her.>The animals of the sea know she is the Elmyra Duff of ponies.
>>3492001This was a very confusing post when I thought I was in the World of Tanks general
>>3491878>You walk over and place the glass on the small desk next to the chair and gently wedge yourself between her and the back cushion of the chair, and she adjusts herself so she can rest the upper half of her body on you.>After a few moments silence she levitates the glass of water over but seems to be having a hard time holding it in place properly to lift it to her mouth since she's still hiccuping upon occasion>Without saying anything you pluck the glass out of the air and tilt it gently to her mouth and she accepts the gesture with equal silence, gulping down the water.>You both wait a few moments to see if the hiccups are gone and when you confirm that they are, you lay the glass back to its spot on the table.>She sighs gently as she reclaims her resting spot on your chest and you absentmindedly run your hand through her silky soft mane, gently separating the pink and purple strands from the darker ones>She seems to really enjoy this treatment and says nothing as you continue, until you've gotten just about all of them back in order>When you've finished you go deeper into her mane and gently massage her scalp, and she sighs with contentment and sinks her head even closer to your heart>You don't even know how long you've been doing this but it must have been a while since the last of your already small supply of lit candles suddenly dies out leaving you and Twilight in complete darkness
>>3491951>NATURAL BREEDING OF MARES # STALLION>6 million views
>>3492019Night threads are so much better they said...
>>3491994As opposed to a talented oneOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3491994seems so, although fluffy has a shirt or two on there. the thing is the artists get like 20% of the total shirt cost per sale so yeah...
>>3492001>Twilight casts 'Want it Need it' behind her ears>You can't resist scratching>She can't resist letting you continue scratching>You both starve to death
>>3491971>That Twipone
>>3492032They used to be until people started saying that in the day threads.
Which ponies can drive?
>>3492001Hahahaha horses make the silliest faces when they're happy
>>3491940>her firmest one is human-shaped, colored to your skintone>"Eyes on the... p-prize..."
>>3492042He made a banner for eq iirc and they use that one for a shirt.
Goddam why don't I have Scherzo's Vinyl Impregnation saved. Would someone be kind enough to post it?
>>3492056Pinkie.She drives ponies nuts.
>>3492066
>>3492026my heart...
>>3492056Applejack she have a pink truck.
>>3492049I don't know, seems fishy.
>>3492061
>>3492056>>3492066>you will never kumquat in Pinkie's pickle barrel
>>3491951>implying most of my waifu fantasies don't involve playing with Twilights ears when they start twitching while I cuddle with her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGM7yNa9M-M&feature=relatedbelly destroyer
>>3492063see>>3488390
>>3492062>look at toxics profile>hes 23what the shit. i thought he was like 15 due to humour.
>>3491941>"See, it's not that bad, Dash." You say, chuckling a little.>She chuckles too, a little nervously.>Your finger rubs across her hoof and hits the frog, firmly.>You wake up some time later, your window burst open, and a few feathers litter the area around you.>You lift your shirt and see two perfect hoof shaped bruises on your chest.>Getting up you can feel it.>Slowly you make your way to the local hospital.>Cracked ribs suck.
>>3492026>In the darkness, somepony farted.
>>3492085Thank you very much. Have some pony.
>>3492084>dat leg wiggle
>>3492087>>3492088pls goand never return
>>34920862deep4u>lol cake xd
>>3492026>The darkness had her.>I had to keep writing or I would lose her forever.
>>3492087>implying she wouldn't take you to the hospital yourself while you're out cold>don't get the wrong idea though - it's just because she feels responsible>she was the one that bucked you, after all
>>3492104>herselfdammit
>>3492086He probably grew up an a strict Christian household. Those places are like poison for a sense of humor.
>>3492096Aw, come on, whilst I would have liked the greentexter to have been able to mostly cure Dash, that still sets up the scene for Dash to be really sorry for panicking and fleeing.
>>3492093It was fate. I posted it in the last thread and decided to come back on MLPG just then. What a miracle>"Comrade Trixie cleans Equestria of scum"huh
>>3492104TAW?
>>3492087Ouch.
would you paperbag on blowjob?
>>3492124I would neither.
>>3492080why do twilight's ears seem so good for that, anyways? sure she lets them droop down occasionally, but all of them do that at some point or another.
>>3492117It's a parody of an old Soviet poster. It's supposed to be Lenin.
>>3492117
>>3492096>No bad endings allowed.>Implying Dash wouldn't do just that.
>>3492131I'd rather AJs myself.Being careful not to touch her hat or she'd kill me.
Which pony enjoys farting the most??
>>3492119no. hush.
>>3492026>You're about to stand up to light some new candles but suddenly the weight on your chest shifts and rather than Twilight's warm head you feel something circular pressing gently into your chest>You almost ask what she's doing but you're abruptly cut off as you feel strands of her mane tracing down your face and her warm breath on your nose>Before you can bring yourself to say anything she plants a short, tentative kiss on the side of your mouth>She couldn't get the aim right in the complete darkness and you're so surprised that you're unable to adjust before you feel a surge of heat rise to her face and she breaks the kiss off, hopping off you hastily and sinking into the darkness>You feel suddenly very alone without the warmth of the pony on you and you quickly stand up>Too quickly, as it turns out, since you take one step and trip over Twilight, who wasn't able to move away fast enough.>You both land in a tumbled mess on the floor again, this time with her on the bottom.>"Are you alright?" You ask the darkness>"Y-yes" comes the reply, surprisingly close to your face>You bring one of your hands up and locate Twilight's face, tracing gently around it until you can get a picture of it in your mind>"W-what are you doi-">You cut her off with a kiss just like hers, only this time getting directly on her soft lips, which were partially open from her talking
hey /co/how will you build a civilization that can stand the test of time
>>3492087>waiting in the hospital>see another Anon, he's buck naked with his dick in an apple
>>3492131For myself, only really because Twilight is waifu. I'm sure all pony ears are nice to play with, just that Twilight's are especially nice for me
>>3492061>she asks if you'll spot her>she explains that sometimes she can wink her training dongs clean out of her>you kneel behind her, holding the end of the fat horsedick lodged inside her>you can feel the power behind each wink, having to lean into her clenches once she gets a good rhythm going just to keep the toy inside her>the last wink of her set sends a jet of her juices spraying out around the toy and splattering all over you
>>3492138I think you're over-exaggerating her protectiveness of that hatI'll bet she wouldn't mind slipping it over onto your head while the two of you are cuddling.
>>3492140Your writing style is definitely familiar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0MsOhtDCo0&feature=youtu.be
>>3492145I told that Anon not to take her hat.
>>3492135>>3492136Neat. Hadn't seen that one before.
>>3492142>India demands you share the technology of Friendship
>>3492158the fuck?
>>3492152She only lets you touch her hat when she really knows you.Like RDs hooves
>>3492149Ah, that must be why then.Twilight must be my waifu....aw shit, I have a waifu.
>>3492142Woah, is that realif so where can I get it
>>3492162fuck you gandhi you're a fucking mooch.get your spies out of my city.
>>3492168Oh great, other one of theseJust kidding, enjoy your eternal mindrape
>>3492149Did you watch the video? Do you think Twilight would push her head against you as you work the inside of her ears with your fingertips?
>>3492168Feels good doesn't it? I still remember when I realized I had found mine. Every night my pillow is a little grey pegasus.
>>3492168Do you like her personality very much? Would you date her if you could? What would you like to do with her while you're together, alone?
I've slowly begun to realize that the show itself actually isn't anything special. I only come to these threads for the art and discussion these days.
>>3492158It's kind of depressing that the ostensibly avant garde youth of Europe just ape American styles.
>>3492087>"H-hey.">Looking to your side, you see Dash hovering next to you, concern all over her face.>"IAMSOSORRYIDIDTHATIHADNOIDEAIPANICKEDTHATBADLYDIDIHURTYOUIHURTYOUIAMSOHORRIBL-">You put a hand over her rambling muzzle and chuckle, then wince.>"It's fine, it's fine, take the good with the bad.">You can feel her smile into your palm.>You let go of her and she look at you again with some concern.>"You're not mad at me, right?">"Of course not, Dash.">"Can, can we do it again some time?">"Give me a few months." you say as the doors to the hospital slide open in front of you.>The receptionist looks at you and hits a com on the desk.>"Doctor, hes back again."
>>3492167That's a given.It would be quite lovely, being close enough to her that she trusts you with her hat. Think of the cuddles.
>>3492176>Waifuing Derpyu wot m8
>>3492181That's just hiatus getting to you. It'll come back.
>>3492174Those gentlemen fucked off right to bug horse for their /d/ once she came out, we are pure once more mostly
>>3492172http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=85112239
>>3492176>I had found mine. You mean she found you.
>>3492181DYEWTS
>>3492168S3 is going to provide some great gifs
>>3491984here it is, with silly hat. Hope you like it.
>>3491718>>3491823
>>3492191To be fair I've only watched the season 2 episodes once each, I've seen season 1 a few times through now though
>>3492197We found each other.
>>3492177it would just be more twaifufaggotry bullshit to go with all the rest of the twaifufaggotry bullshityeah, I don't think folks would wanna hear about that sort of thing
>>3492201We already have that one with Twilight's hair. Could someone post it?
>>3492162I bought Civ 5 and the expansion during the steam sale (I played it briefly on a pirated copy right after it came out, but hadn't really done much since) and spent much of today playing as Carthage. Fuck Rome. Stupid cheating bastards. Still, they got a face full of elephant dong and now Rome is in Dido's hands.Also, I was disappointed to remember that the Civ AI is as stupid as fucking ever.
>>3492208Go watch some fucking episodes right now.
>>3492175I think so. If she pushes against my chest just right, I'll even give her horn a nibble and some licks. >>3492211Go on.
>>3492201Speaking of which, that scene of Twilight dancing on the water renewed my TwaifufaggotryOh god why is she so beautiful
>>3492217where the fuck do i get a torrent of S2 that isnt shit trash anyway? it's almost impossible to find one that is gonna be good for sure. a lot of them are iTunes rips which have shitty colors. i have tv rips right now but i'd rather not have that shit on the screen
Wait, this shit is real?
>>3492205cute!the inking kind of reminds me of Harold and the Purple Crayon>Sweetie Belle and the Purple Crayon...I think I just gave myself a heart-attack
>>3492187lovable idiot
>>3492224When did she
>>3492228It sure is fucking big enough.
>>3492228Obviously just cover prints
>>3492228
>>3492151>"You okay, there, Dash? You really look like you're straining yourself.">"I-I'm okay...">"Here, you should hydrate between sets.">You hand her her water bottle, but pause when a sad expression suddenly washes over her face.
>>3492228yeah they printed off hardcover editions of the books. it seriously isnt that hard to do these days, just costs a bit of dosh
>>3492228>40 LBS OF PURE PONY PLEASURE
>>3492228I don't think so, but if it were,I can't wait to see the copyright issues they will have.
>>3492237>>3492246
>>3492226Check the sidebar of r/mlp. I'm dead serious, it's literally the one good thing that reddit does.
>>3492141NEAT
>>3492234http://youtu.be/6LQk-DaZSzUShe's so beautiful, oh god why is it the thing I've fallen hardest for in my whole life is a talking horse
>>3492242That is both funny and sad
I'm familiar to the back left guy....
>>3492228i can't wait to see them getting sued hard
>>3492259Unless they sell it there's really no copyright issues at all.
>>3492259>Sued by both Hasbro and Interplay
Should I draw something
>people buying my little pony crossover fanfiction
>>3492215To be fair, any AI can be abused to your advantage.
>>3492267Only if they sell them.
>>3492266heyyyy.....
>>3492262oh cool, thanks. i'll use those then. cheers!
>>3492267Only if they make money off of it. Self-publishing and vanity printing is just a service done at cost to the author.Won't stop them from giving them out for free, though.
>>3492266Sun brony will never be as epic as Nathan.
>>3492266That blonde girl between the dork with glasses and the dork with stupid shades is adorable
>>3492279Apparently these boxes are full of them, but who knows.
>>3492264>THE FAILURE SONG
>>3492266i swear i know the fat chick with the portal shirt. where was this photo taken?
>>3492266Is that...Punky on the bottom left?
>>3492272Yes. Always.Draw something nice for yourself that we could also enjoy.
>>3492280Those fucking teeth man.I was in a /v/ thread where a lot of people were talking about only brushing once a week, if that. THAT is how you get those shitty disgusting teeth.
>>3492264Did Spike always have such a potbelly?
>>3492272Tabasco in anons apron pocket.
>>3492294that's a guy
>>3492295http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/fallout-equestria-hardcover-books.htmli really wish this kind of thing wouldnt upset me...
http://www.facebook.com/groups/FalloutEquestria/doc/292722387446076/
>>3492309Twilight magicked some of her weight over to him.
>>3492272AJ doing some every day activity, but with her ass.
>>3492185Bitch, do all Anons looks the same to you?!DAS RACIST
>>3492308>that feel when you have beautiful straight cavity-free teeth despite not taking particularly good care of them
>>3492318>Login
>>3492295Well, there's a difference between "sale" and "distribution." If they just give them away, no issue (even if you do it by, say, giving it away as a "free gift" with a "donation"). If you sell it, then things get tricky. Unlikely they could claim that it falls under fair use.
>>3492141>You can feel the heat rising to her face again and she half-heatedly squirms beneath you, but doesn't break off the kiss>You start to pull away but find her coming with you, and you feel something warm and wet brush your lips as she tentatively explores the outside of your lips.>You're surprised, but you gently reach around the back of her head and hold her to you, lacing your hands through her silky mane.>You feel her tongue press a little more and you part your lips a bit, allowing her to access your mouth.>She shyly proceeds and you move your tongue to meet hers>They tangle together for a few moments and you feel Twilight's face start burning again right before she pulls away, leaving you with a cold feeling where her face was.>You stand and help her up, then go over to the cupboard and fumble around in the darkness for a few minutes while you attempt to light a candle while blinded.>Once you finally accomplish your task you set the candle down next to Twilight's glass of water and take a quick glance a the pony, who's avoiding your eye contact>Her ears are flipped back with embarrassment and you can tell she's blushing furiously and no matter how much she tries to hide it with her mane>Curiously, while examining her, you notice a small dark splotch on your pant leg>While checking it out Twilight sneaks several glances at you that she thinks you can't see.
>>3492218Well...I love her thirst for knowledge. And how she's always so enthusiastic about everything. Even when she's flipping out over really small things, she's incredibly cute. And she makes the most adorable expressions. And I'd REALLY like to learn about magic from her. I would stay up late every night studying magic with Twilight. It would be so much fun...
>>3492316At least they're not all copies of Past Sins.
>>3492327>tfw you have slightly yellowish teeth when you've brushed them twice per day your whole life
>>3492316Now I will acquire a set of them.To upset you.I will have them proudly placed next to my Steven King books.
>>3492327Once a girl told me that I had really beautiful teeth completely out of the blue.I only remember this because it's the only time a female has ever complimented me ;_;
>>3492329
>>3492313Option 1>>3492305Option 2: something waifu-ish with Twilight for BDN
>>3492329>tfw could log in, but run the paranoid risk of the family knowing my horrible secret.
>>3492224dem GIFs
Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake!Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
>>3492330I mean, I read Fallout Equestria. It's really boring. It's definitely a cut above most fanfiction, but that's sort of like saying that mud is a cut above dirt. I wouldn't accept even a free copy of FOE, why would anybody PAY for one?There's so much better stuff out there. SO much. You don't even have to look very hard in the case of books. Why why why why why? Please someone help me understand this
>>3492334This is so fucking cute I can't take it anymore.I'm going to die.
>>3492347You know, believe it or not, that's happened to me. She liked my canines. I think she might've been one of those dames what were infatuated with vampires or something
>>3492349why are we not reporting this to hasbro?
>>3492349>PAYING EIGHTY US DOLLARS FOR MY LITTLE PONY FANFICTION
>>3492355Option 3: Twaifu making tacos for you, with Tabasco in her apron pocket
>>3492349>Selling the book.YESSSSSSWho sues them first, take your bets.
>>3492347>women comment about my "pretty hair">I do absolutely nothing special to take care of it>its only long because I get too lazy to go get a haircut
>>3492228man, are we supposed to be making fun of this? even if the font is somewhere around fourty that's a lot of bloody text
>>3492335Ah, just the same as me. Honestly, how I cam to like her for these traits is because she reminds me of myself so I can identify with her, and at the same time she represents what I want to become, so I look up to her.After I finally finish writing Twilight mindcontrolling Anon I'll have to decide whether I want to write a whole details series about Anon falling in love with and living his time with Twilight or not>>34923552pls
>>3492368I have really sharp canines too. That might be it. It was around the time Twilight was popular.hell if I know, girls are fuckin' weird bro.
Just a small town girl
>>3492375YOU ARE A MADMAN!A MADMAN I SAY!WHO PUTS TABASCO ON TACOS?!
>>3492378My nigga>and I've got a dandruff problem
>>3492371I'd laugh but I payed $100 for a Derpy.
>>3492358>tfw when you were logged in with your brother's account and opened itUh... is there like a history of pages visited I should go erase?
>>3492349they are actually selling those!?Somebody report this to Hasbro and Interplay now!!
>>3492385One night will remind you
>>3492261>tfw you'll never write something worthy of being printed
Fallout Equestria is such a fucking stupid concept. It's taking two properties that have nothing to do with each other and are polar opposites and mashing them up. It's stupid. It's worse than Sonichu.
>>34923552
>>3492364Pride mostlyPeople want a record of the amazing shit they did online. I mean just look at BronyCon and those Brony documentaries. They want to show the world how great they are. It's not so much "Oh hey, this fanfiction is great and needs to be printed," but rather "Holy shit we made a fanfiction that is longer than the fucking bible, where is our Guiness World Record?"
>>3492355Option one only because everyone is going for two because Twiafus are everywhere tonight.
>>3492384Yeah. No accounting for taste with the Kine, I suppose.
>>3492385But now i've gone and thrown it all away
Isn't Facebook dying already?
>>3492378>never cut hair>hardly take care of it>everyone always compliments me on my hair, even fucking random strangers
>>3492394Coz it's no fun being an illegal alien
>>3492378Oh this happens to me too when my hair is longish. Girls tell me all the time how my hair looks amazing. I don't even do anything besides combing it once in the morning. My hair is also really soft and girls ask me to touch it all the time and sometimes they just end up petting me for a few minutes.still no gf ;_;
>>3492409wat?
>>3492391would you pay four hundred for a derpy signed by JJ
>>3492347>I only remember this because it's the only time a female has ever complimented me ;_;I've mentioned this before, but the nly time for me: Bailey Jay told me I was cute over facebook years ago. That's the only compliment a "girl" has ever given me.
>>3492409I don't see it dying yet
>>3492392Here's what you do. Go to a metric fuckload of pony pages and turn it into a low-key prank.
>>3492410OKAY-O
WHY DONT WE REPORT THEM TO HASBRO AND INTERPLAYHOLY FUCK COME ON
>>3492383I want to try my hand at writing something for Twilight, but my brain keeps drawing a blank.
They may have published it, but it'll never end up on the NYT best seller's list like SOME fanfics.
>>3492393you guys keep saying interplay, but doesn't Bethesda own the rights to the game?
>>3492418I'm jelly bro.
>>3492411and I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on
>>3492417Hell no. I just want to bring this story full circle.This will all make sense Saturday night.
>>3492349Remember when fanfictions were just one-shot shipping fics wrapped up in a few posts?
>>3492402But they had nothing to do with Fallout Equestria.
>>3492402>Pride mostlyValidation, anon. Let's not get the two confused. People want to know that what they're doing is, I don't know, significant? Maybe something slightly less than that. It's weird. It's like, even if you really like a thing you need someone else to tell you that it's good
>you will never be anything but a failure in your parents eyes>you will never go anywhere with your life.
>>3492277Yeah, but this is really just basic stuff. The AI continues to settle without regard to its borders -- it will gleefully settle single cities half a continent away from its next-furthest settlement.On a more complex level, the AI just does stupid shit with its armies. For the most part I tend to play peaceful civilizations -- I just want to build my wonders and farm culture, not conquer half the world. And this isn't very difficult when the AI's decisionmaking with its armies is basically "attack the other armies." So, like in this current game, I've got Carthage set up on a coast (natch) and right to its southwest is a long mountain range. The only way to approach it is from the eastern coastline. So I've got a citadel set up there, and Persia always attacks from that angle, happily funneling all of their expensive units into my death valley.That's kind of fucking stupid.And then they'll just decide to declare war on Rome while they're fighting me for no reason. That's just even more stupid.
>>3492428>KAY-OBOING!ZOOOOM
>>3492378>>3492410Are you me?I guess having nice hair isn't as rare as some other things.
>>3492413>they just end up petting me for a few minutes.IMAGINE YOU ARE A PONE NEXT TIME>you will never be a pone getting petted
>>3492417I'd sooner pay $500 for a Derpy covered in Skoon's semen
>>3492392Fave everything you can find pony related EVERYTHING
>>3492433My friend has connections to Hasbro, and I'll ask him about this tomorrow. I don't know if anything will come of it though.
>>3492452MAN POLICEMAN POL
>>3492434Just do it, see where it goes. Even a generic 'we cuddled and then I gave her dickings' would be enough.
>>3492434>trying to write>brain keeps drawingWell, there's your problem.
>>3492364>There's so much better stuff out there. SO much. You don't even have to look very hard in the case of books. Why why why why why? Please someone help me understand thisThere's countless shit that's in the public domain too. Hell, in Canada Conan and The Great Gatsby are Public Domain.
>>3492454>You will never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress, all fancyed up for your first meeting with the human
>>3492454It's kind of awkward when their boyfriend happens to be present.
>>3492314
>>3492334>You glance up at just the right moment to catch her looking at you and she just kind of gawks at you speechless for a moment before blushing a deeper red than you though ponies were capable of and turning away again>You stop messing with your pants and are about to walk back over to your reading chair when the grandfather clock you have in the corner of your study starts chiming>You pause for a moment to count the chimes and are shocked when it stops at only two>Has it really been that long already? It had only been around 10 when she showed up>Twilight seems to notice the lateness of the hour and shifts uneasily and glances at the door.>You both burst into speech a the same time>"Would you like me to walk you home?">"Would it be okay if I spent the night?">She pauses for a moment and looks slightly downcast at the floor "I-I mean yeah, that'd be nice">Regaining your composure at being asked this so suddenly you say "No, no, of course you can stay the night. I'd be happy if you would.">She perks up almost immediately, "R-really, it won't be a problem?">"Of course not," you tell her, and walk over to pick up the book she tossed earlier, placing it on the desk with the candle.>"You can take my bed and I'll sleep here," you motion to the reading chair, which could recline and make it just long enough for you to lie on comfortably.
>>3492434Do itIt's been too long since I read a good, short waifufic
>>3492456doesnt skoon have that fluffy pony blog?
>>3492371AT LEAST ITS NOT 599 US DOLLARShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOHqG1nc_tw
>>3492417Please tell me he's not actually marking them up 300% for his fucking signature.
>>3492449>I have a good job>My parents are proudCool story Char
>>3492480>You will never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress>be the one who originally posted that every night>STILL feels bad to hear itIt hurts Anon... its such a simple wish but it will never happen.
>>3492476I mean, obviously that isn't a concern when these cost $80 a pop anyway, but that's still a good point. Argh, I don't know why this kind of thing makes me seethe with rage. It doesn't affect me at all and I should just let it be, but I can't. I don't want to be in a world where this sort of thing is totally acceptable by the majority of people.It's not even a matter of "stop liking what I don't like!" It's a matter of liking something so aggressively mediocre with such passion that they take it to this extreme. Holy fuck.
>>3492482I SAID IMAGINE NOT PRETENDJUST DONT GO MAKIN HORSE NOISES N SHITMAYBE A EEEYUP OR SOMETHING THOUGH IS FINE
>>3492476Fun fact: "Anthem" is in the public domain in the USA. Stupid bitch forgot to renew her copyrights.
>>3492492I would trade away the fluffy blog to have the semenfig one back.
>>3492449>tfw having to support the family on your income because your father lost his job.>tfw live with parents now not because I am a lazy fuck that wont move out, but so they have a roof over their heads.Its fucking STRESSFUL
Heh, ironically I just got done playing some Fallout: New Vegas. How someone thought combining this with MLP would be a good idea though is... baffling to say the least. It's the kind of hamfisted derivative crap you'd expect out of 14 year-olds. The only thing more mind-boggling is the fact that it's unironically popular. How?
>>3492508Well I meant the hair petting thing in general.Luckily I haven't gotten my ass kicked yet though.Neigh
>>3492486Sheesh. Who are we? Leth?
>>3492507>Argh, I don't know why this kind of thing makes me seethe with rageBeats me, anon.>It's a matter of liking something so aggressively mediocre with such passion that they take it to this extremeThat's true of most shit.
>>3492507>It's not even a matter of "stop liking what I don't like!" It's a matter of liking something so aggressively mediocre with such passion that they take it to this extreme. Holy fuck.>MLP fandom in a nutshell
>>3492522>Well I meant the hair petting thing in general.OH WELL THEIR BOYFRIENDS JUST JELLY.WHICH PONE WOULD YOU BE?
>>3492521It's not THAT bad as some anons try to make you believe it is.
>>3492504I know right?I'm not sure if I'd rather be the slutty mare or a pretty mare in a pretty dress, but I want both so damn bad
This thread has made me excited for S3. More so, that is.
>>3492521Again I think it's because it happens to be slightly better than 90% of the drivel that's shit out of this fandom's anus. It's ALMOST a good story, but it's just filled with so many useless details, rambling sidestories that have no relevance to the plot, and it's basically just trying to pander to fans of both things and fails at entertaining either.I think the pandering is probably what got it to where it is now though.
>>3492535Carrot Top.
>>3492541I'd like to be the slutty mare in the skimpy maid's dress
>>3492545>13 episodes confirmed
>>3492545>filenameThat's exactly what I thought the first time I saw this picture
>>3492545>filenameFuck that I want a plushie of Bonbon holding the plushie of Lyra.She has a built in voice box that says "But shes my waifu" when you squeeze her.In several voices
>>3492521I don't know why juxtaposition of such grimdark shit with pones is fun, but I find it fun sometimesI wanted to write a SMT/pone crossover once, I even went ahead and researched deities associated with horses for it
>>3492540Yeah, if you ignore the problems, it's actually a pretty cool story
>>3492521We used it as the ironic grimdark bullshit fic to butt heads with Past Sins that was going on at the same time.Steelhooves was total bro tier.
>>3492564That's one of the dumbest things I have ever heardIf you ignore the things that are bad, it is good
>>3491107>>3491191>>3491222I challenge your chocolate milk with two of my own recipes1. Root-beer Chocolate milk 50/50 mix tastes like a chocolate ice cream root-beer float.2. Discord's chocolate milk.Picture relatedglass of chocolate milkcotton candy topper.dissolve cotton candy in chocolate milktastes like cherry chocolate milk.
>>3492521Theres a crossover fic I read that came outta left field.Psyche/MLPI shit you notI actually like it, the author wrote Shawn well.
>>3492521That's not what irony is
>>3492572If you ignore all the bad things going on in the US economy, it's good.
>>3492552Some of the descriptions of their surroundings are quite well done.And some of the characters and plot twists are decent too.It's just really contains too much catering for the bronies and the fans.
>>3492521>It's the kind of hamfisted derivative crap you'd expect out of 14 year-olds. Ding ding ding.
>>3492540My issue isn't just with the content it's also the concept itself. As far as I'm concerned, it could be written by Shakespeare and I'd think thrice before even glancing at it, let alone buying it.
>>3492587I think I could really enjoy it if it was cut down by about 50% or so. There's just too much bullshit that's not relevant to the plot and not interesting enough to justify its existence in the story.
>>3492566>tfw Zebratown
I hope someone is getting on reporting the book shit to hasbro.
>>3492556Really kills drawing influence.
>>3492595Wasn't Shakespeare essentially the Michael Bay of his time? Like, total crap aimed at the lowest common denominator?
>>3492602Why?
>>3492521>Berserk releases chapter where they finally get to Elfheim>They find out that the village they're looking for is Ponyville>Twilight and everyone else joins the party
>>3492600I hated that fucker until that moment.And then I had a mighty >feel
>>3492602I'm not because I don't give a shit about fanfiction.
>>3492602The thing is, neither side is probably willing to fight this. If Hasbro decided to pursue, they would be dead. They can't fight Hasbro's legal department. On the other hand, I doubt Hasbro actually gives enough of a shit to shut this down, and you KNOW it would ONLY result in bad PR for them, unless they handle it 100% PERFECTLY.
>>3492617He has the most satisfied look on his face.
>>3492545>This thread has made me excited for S3. More so, that is.Enjoy having your expectations crushed.
>>3492486>She shakes her head vigorously, with the most enthusiasm she's shown since she got here. "No there's no way I'd boot you off your bed, I'll fit much easier on this anyways. >She hops onto the soft cushions of the reading chair with an air of finality and looks at you with an expression completely vacant of the awkward pony that was here just a few minutes ago.>Confronted with this all you can really do is nod and head to the hallway cupboard to grab a few blankets and pillows for her>You return to see her arranging a cup full of quills on your writing desk, the "bed" already set up behind her sans the pillows and blankets you brought.>You go over to the chair and lay out the sheets, tucking the edges in so they don't make a mess>While you're placing the pillows down you sneak a glance at Twilight; something seems off, as if she's distracting herself from something, as she is now counting the stack of scrolls placed against your back wall.>You shrug and call out to her, letting her know that her bed is made>She jumps slightly, as if she had almost forgotten you were there.>She looks over and thanks you before quickly nestling herself in the pile of blankets.>You grab the glass of water off the table and go to refill it, and by the time you come back the blankets are already rising and falling with the steady slow breath of sleep.
>>3492618le epic feel! 4chan culture XD
>>3492615Not really, no. Patrons of the Globe Theatre would have been relatively high-class: the sort of burgeoning commercial class of London, anyways.
>>3492615Kinda. He put a bunch of murder and sex into his stuff because that's what the lowest common denominator likes.
>>3492629fuck off with your imagespamming you twat.
>>3492597Well I for one like the long descriptions in it that some people consider worthless.That's why I loved Tolkien too, the whole LoTR series was just one big Landgasm.The plot was written like it was so he could show off Middle Earth.
>>3492615>Wasn't Shakespeare essentially the Michael Bay of his time? Like, total crap aimed at the lowest common denominator?Not a good analogy. Just not the same. The plays were aimed at common people though, so there's some basis.
>>3492615Maybe. I was just using him as an example. He's pretty much universally known as a good writer.
>>3492642Oh, okay. I thought I had read that somewhere. Never mind then, carry on.
>>3492641>I am not a newfag.>I have been here all summer!
>>3492631Rape Horse died as he lived.
>>3492618>not recognising Steelhooves as best characterNigga you gay
>>3492659>le responding to shitposts face
>>3492667that's not how you spell Calamity
>>3492662He is raping in heaven now.
>>3492654Well, not everything was exactly high art. "As You Like It" is a pretty blunt reference to the fact that Shakespeare's audience's tastes weren't necessarily his own (They liked ribald comedy, and he wrote a lot of that, but he also wrote a lot of high drama). But to characterize that as "the lowest common denominator" is pretty inaccurate.
>>3492648But the difference is we already know both universes. Anybody reading FOE is very likely to have a working knowledge of both FiM and Fallout's universes. Middle Earth didn't really exist until Tolkein wrote about it in LoTR, so it at least makes a bit of sense to try and show it off (though I still think it's a big waste of time).
>>3492442Slowpoking, but......P.Q?
>>3492615That is the worst comparison I've ever heard.>>3492642There were a lot of lower class in standing room only floor space (imagine standing for the entirety of Hamlet). Shakespeare did incorporate a lot of crowd appeal into his plays, particularly he found out that people really, really liked supernatural shit, so lots of fairies and ghosts everywhere. It's still a whole world removed from action movie shlock.
>>3492667>Applejack designed the armor to give them a permanent Dreamworks eyebrow.
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>>3492696I laughed>>3492673>Calamity>better than SteelhoovesOn which planet do you live?
>>3492697http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db9mnS8R3uI
>>3492629pls efgpls
>>3492667I liked Velvet ironically.
>>3492679Yeah, but it showed a new side of Equestria, the grimderpy post-apocalyptic side.
So I guess the FOEfags are showing up now? Can maybe one of you explain why you like the story so much? I am genuinely curious.
What would you do if you were being attacked by a vicious dog like this man?
>>3492716Velvet was an unlikeable bitch at first.She only became a likeable bitch later.
>>3492722Alright, that's fair enough, I guess. I still think comparing FOE to LoTR is a bit disingenuous, though.
>>3492673>Calamity>Anything but slightly above mediocreSteelhooves was the only character that kept his head on his shoulders. He had the most experience, never got ahead of himself.To bad he kinda lost his head when the Diamond Dog or whatever they were called came from underground behind him
>>3492728I only read through it to see how the mane six died.
guys plsplspls stop making me want to start reading that monstrosityit will take me all year
>>3492731The look of terror on that man's face will haunt my nightmares
>>3492728>So I guess the FOEfags are showing up nowFOEfags were always here.There were people here since it started who read and enjoyed it.There were even talk of it when a new chapter was released.
>>3492748>wanting to read it after the discussion in this threadFair enough if you want to read it, but what the fuck..?
>>3492737 Man Smith will want your head on a plate after reading that
>>3492748It's not worth itif you want to read absurdly long fanfiction read this insteadhttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html
blake
>>3492748It's your own fault if you do, retard.
>>3492737He never saw it heading his way
FoE is actually longer than the Bible.
>>3492737He almost killed the merry crew because he doesn't believe in anything small arms.>Rifles?>Pistols?>Pfft, if you want to piss things off or something you fucking pansy.>Now step aside, I need to unload my automatic grenade launcher into that small room.
>>3492756I haven't been following the conversation too closelybut hearing all these names makes me wish I knew what they were talking about
>>3492748Do it faggot.Do it in little bits, while traveling or taking a crap or something.
>>3492763I have heard scattered good things about this story, but much like FOE I don't actually trust someone just saying "it's good." Can someone give me an actual good reason to read this story?
>>3492637>You smile and place the glass down before bending over and gently blowing the candle out, once again eclipsing the room in total darkness.>You realize how poorly this plan was thought out as you stumble your way as quietly as possible towards your bedroom>You don't notice the slight purple glow from Twilight's horn as she watches you leave, one eye against the pillow and the other following your movements.>After getting ready for bed, and throwing all but your boxers into the basket, you settle yourself into your bed and prepare to sleep.>As the sounds of the night close in you recognize all the creakings and moanings of the house around you and it lulls you into a state of semi-unconciousness as you drift closer to sleep>You subconsciously realize that one of the sounds is out of place, a squeaking of a floorboard that shouldn't be there, a small creak of hinges that shouldn't be moving>You're about to get up to go investigate when you feel a weight shift on the side of your bed and the covers are disturbed as someone else joins you>You turn to face the newcomer when a familiar set of dark eyes meet yours, blinking in the darkness>"Twilight?">She doesn't say anything, just huddles closer to you, her soft body brushing up against your bare skin.>She nestles her head in the crook of your neck and breathes deeply on your chest, sending shivers down your spine
>>3492755>tfw the general let them gush about it and didn't bat a fucking eye.
>>3492770And by doing the math based on how fast it was written, I'm not interested.
>>3492774So basically you just want to be a part of a secret club? Reddit is still running bro
>>3492784It really does have good, defined characters and well-written action scenes in my opinion. It's an interesting read and I found myself getting attached to the characters enough to want to keep reading.
>>3492791Why are you being so hostile?
>>3492768Dude lost his head at a bad moment in the fic.He had two hundred years of battle experience, who looses their head in the middle of a fight?
>>3492755Yes, those people were one of the 2 reasons why the last hiatus was fucking awful, along with the Past Sins trolls. They always made sure to spend every single fucking thread talking about a fanfic telling the story of the Fallout games but with ponies.
>>3492797The only fanfic I have ever read that wrote the ponies well was Ponies Play D&D. Is it as good as that?
>>3492745I didn't read that shit but from what I gathered from the FE fags here didn't Fluttershy live?
>>3492800>looses
>>3492803>some talk about FE happened every fifth or sixth thread>HURR THEY RUINED THE HIATUS
>>3492784Great worldbuilding, stays true to the characters.I was all fucked up on vicodin when i read it so i might be jaded.
>>3492805It's not a bad fic.Pretty funnyThe first part is superior to the second one in every whough.
>>3492805Never read that.Really the only thing you can do is read the first few chapters of FoE and see if you dig it.
>>3492774It has a wiki.
>>3492784It stars three excellent poniesIt introduces some interesting bits of headcanonThere's some good fan art for itShit, I don't know, if you don't want to read it then don't read it.
>>3492803It wasn't every single thread you dunce, it was maybe a few posts in like two threads throughout the whole day.
What are you listening to right now MLPG
>>3492809He has to be doing it on porpoise now.
>>3492784The characters are well fleshed out.Descriptions are good, especially considered for a fanfiction.Story has some interesting twists.It really starts to get good after Chapter 14 That's when the best character is introduced
>>3492824>RD>AJ>Excellent ponies
>>3492817I wasn't talking about FoE. I have already read some of it and I did not enjoy it .
>>3492808Fluttershy is actually the only one who livesShe was turned in to a tree by an extreme mutation of Poison Joke, and she recovers at the endWhich is kind of a shame, because most of the awful things that happen in the story are her fault
Riddle me this:What does western animation and the Fallout series have in common?
>>3492811Every thread. There were really few that didn't have it. I just went to the archive, picked 3 random threads, 2 of them had FO:E discussion.
>>3492824I mean, I am willing to read it. I will give it a shot later..
>>3492844They've only gotten worse with time?
>>3492823
>>3492840Oh my bad
>>3492845Big fucking deal, you are the kind of person that can't ignore something he doesn't like and talk about something else then.It's really not that hard.
>>3492843Dude, are you serious? People like this story?
>>3492850But that's wrong
If you're considering reading FO:E, please consider reading actual good literature instead.Please. This is simply a request from the bottom of my heart. It will be so much more fulfilling and rewarding for you.Read non-fiction. Read fantasy. Read philosophy. Read Sci-Fi. Read anything but My Little Pony Fan Fiction.
>>3492851http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria_WikiOh no you don't
>>3492869I agreement
>>3492862I bet you think this hiatus is worse though don't you?
>>3492829http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqPD6oqohi0
>>3492867I know, but I was sure that was what Anon thought
>>3492836>Not liking poniesAnonymous, pls
>>3492869>implying I don't read actual literature as well
>>3492862Oh, fuck you. This line is so tired.If everyone did that nothing would ever go unopposed and this thread would be even more filled with piss and shit than it already is. This thread is fucking built on rejecting autistic brony shit. Which is exactly what FO:E is.
>>3492862When entire threads are devoted to it for 2 full months all the time, it's a bit hard to ignore it. And stop acting as if you didn't do anything aside from mentioning it once in a long while and talked about it for a few posts, it was scattered all over the place. Also >>3492877
>>3492884blue pone aint fraid 2 be lightning
What are the best science fiction authors?WARNING: Some authors are required.
>>3492836Rainbow Dash is a GREAT ponyApplejack is great too
Fucking nice:http://www.tigsource.com/2012/07/25/preview-fighting-is-beautiful/
>>3492863Oh, and Derpy lived too....sorta.
>>3492877I don't know.We were a bit more chill last summer.This year had some hillarious threads on the other hand, like the Hoppip plushie ones, and the ones where we talked about what we would wear in Equestria.All in all, I can't say which was worse, but we were waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more chill last year.
>>3492895You don't seriously believe that it was nothing but FoE General for two months, so why are you saying it?
>>3492785>She notices and pulls back for a moment to look at you with those deep purple eyes, the starlight coming through your parted curtains reflecting off her wide pupils.>You see her mouth move as if she's saying something, but it's too dark to make out exactly what it is she's mouthing.>You're about to ask her to speak up but are interrupted yet again by her pushing herself closer to you, only this time she moves her front legs around you and pulls you into an embrace>You're surprised but you're hardly going to fight it at this point and you return the hug by awkwardly bringing your arms together around her back, your fingers tracing the curve of her spine as you settle in to the most comfortable position available, tentatively balancing them on a indent in her back.>She trembles and pulls you tightly to her, so that her head rests directly next to yours, so close you can feel her breath whispering past your ear, and you may be imagining it, but it seems slightly strained>As you ponder this you're shocked yet again by the feeling of her lips gently closing around your ear, and the sensation of her teeth gently nibbling the cartilage while her tongue skirts lightly around the curves of the outer lobe.>The sensation is so surprising your hands shake loose of their delicate position and as you try and regain it one of them traces a bit too low to be appropriate and you feel Twilight's body lock up and her mouth open.>Her breathing is definitely strained now
>>3492894Your complaining does nothing to help the General. It won't make them leave. All it does is make things even worse.
>>3492843Really the only mane cast that didn't fuck up were Rarity and AJAlso>AJ>Ministry of Technology>AJ>TechnologyI mean come on you didn't need to see Cider to know she's not a fan of innovation.Also she was perfect in every way in that fic. Writer made her Jesus
>>3492894>You like something and I don't you must be a bronyHere's a NEWS flash for you, smartcookie, people can like F:E without being a brony.
>>3492921Work on eliminating purple prose, anon.
http://arch.413chan.net/co28909250.htmlLAST TIME ON HIATUSFANFICTION DISCUSSIONWORLDBUILDINGALSO NATHAN
>>3492927Nah.
>>3492894>This thread is fucking built on rejecting autistic brony shitTHIS THREAD IS BUILD ON DISCUSSING THE FUCKING SHOWAND NOT HATING BRONY SHITFUCK YOU FOR EVEN THINKING THATYOU ARE THE REASON THE THREADS ARE SO HORRIBLE
>>3492924Dude, the fic was finished before S2.There was no Cider back then.
Guys how do I get qt patrician gf
>>3492894>This thread is fucking built on rejecting autistic brony shit. Uh, no? This thread was made to talk about ponies.
>>3492927That's definitely not true
>>3492924That's pretty true, I guessThe only show pony that I really like the portrayal of was Scootaloo
>>3492902I always liked Ray Bradbury's stuff, but if you want to get some more "relevant to modern times" stuff you should definitely roll with Robert Heinlein and Philip K. Dick.There's so much more to sci-fi than HERPDERP WE'RE AWESOME COWBOYS WITH GUNS AND FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE GOD DAMN.
>>3492934>Year old threadsI love this game.
>>3492948I like all of those authors.You pass, anon
>>3492927If you can like F:E without being a brony then you might as well be able to like Past Sins without being a brony.I don't believe this at all but I'm just using your shitfuck logic.
>>3492936>THIS THREAD IS BUILD ON DISCUSSING THE FUCKING SHOWI really can't tell if people still actually believe this.
>>3492927Not really, it's really shit tier amongst fanfics. The only reason it's enjoyable is because it rips off Fallout, alternatively because it has lesbian horses. You people should just read some shorter shipping fics instead.
>>3492924>AJ>"Ministry of Technology"Dear god that's hilarious. You're kidding right?>Writer made her JesusTo be fair the show kind of does it too. Can anyone really think of any wrongs AJ has committed?
>>3492948>Philip K. DickEurgh. Hate that writing style.
>>3492935>>3492943>Reading fallout equestria means you prefer the fandom to the show and partake in meetups and tumblr circlejerkingYou guys are delusional.
>>3492921Give her le dick.
>>3492921I never read the last unicorn, what's it about
>>3492948BTW if that was supposed to be shit talking firefly or something we will fight
> july 2012>discussing the showreally?
>>3492936Rejecting autistic brony shit and discussing the show are actually mostly the same things you know. Whenever we don't discuss the show, which is most of the time, we talk about autistic brony shit, furfag drama, tripfag drama and such.
>>3492936This thread is built on love and horse dicks
>>3492955There is no reasoning with you.You are dead-set in your ways. This exchange has no purpose.
>>3492958Speaking of fics in general. Any good ones around lately?
>>3492902David Brin
>>3492945>"Hello, and goodbye."
>>3492949You will have a harder time finding one that doesn't have FO:E if you're on that side, but this one for example doesn't have it I think:http://arch.413chan.net/co27576833.html
>>3492934Also jetfire was in that thread if you people are interested
>>3492983>Rejecting autistic brony shit and discussing the show are actually mostly the same things you knowNo it's fucking not.
>>3492902Frank Herbert, Kurt Vonnegut.
>>3492983It doesn't fucking matter.Learn to ignore the shit you don't like.I don't give a shit about your crusade.I want a peaceful General.
>>3492986Manor in the Woods
I'm surprised Celestia wasn't popped up yet showing her thoughts on fanfiction.
>>3492930I'm not seeing it purple prose-anon.>show me
>>3492968>Not being delusional.>In MLPG
>>3492959>Twilight Sparkle: Ministry of Arcade Science>Rarity: Ministry of Image>Pinkie Pie: Ministry of Morale (basically the ministry of love from 1984)>Applejack: Ministry of Wartime Technology>Fluttershy: Ministry of Peace (basically the Red Cross, cared for everyone, pony or zebra alike)>Rainbow Dash: Ministry of Awesome
>>3492985In what way is FO:E better than Past Sins? The story is better, granted, but you can't count that since it's just a ripoff.What else?Past Sins ruins canon characters and everybody is OOC, same can be said about FO:E.Perhaps the way OCs are written in FO:E is better though, I give you that. But on the other hand it's terribly unoriginal.
>>3492902Jack Vance, Asimov, Simak...
>>3492921I'll never write a >feel this good...
>>3492979Oh. No, no, I like Firefly.
>>3493003Looked it up.>4 Prologues
>>3492959>Can anyone really think of any wrongs AJ has committed?Um, basically everything in The Last Roundup?
>>3493005
>>3492959I wish.But noYou see all the other ponies fucked up majorly when they were in charge.MAJORLYExcept Rarity who kinda had of a cool plan but made mistakes too.AJ?She did nothing wrong. Everything that her ministry fucked up wasn't because of her. Hell they tried to assassinate her because she was doing so good and wasn't corrupted
>>3492902Scott Card.
Crossover fanfiction of a little girls show. Man I can't even begin to care.
>>3492983Which is awful and only really took off as a PRIMARY theme after we moved to this board.
>>3493022>>3492979I don't.It was garbage.Fuck Joss Whedon. He can't write for shit.
>>3493017>how is it better?>instantly name two things that are better
>>3493025Plus everything in Applebuck Season.
>>3493019SHUT UP AND WRITE Nopony
>>3493017Past Sins is literally nothing but rape and death forever. At least FOE can forget about grimdark for a little bit to move the story along properly and define the characters.
F:E is longer than the god damn Bible but was written in a matter of months.There is objectively no way that it can be considered a good piece of fiction. There was no time for it to be proofread and edited accordingly.
>>3493036However little you care is still, way, way more than the amount I care about you not caring.
>>3493041And I'll bet you liked FOE as well, right?
>>3493024It's good though
>>3493057Never read it.
>>3493056Yeah? Well I don't care.
>>3493025>>3493044Those aren't wrongs
>>3493061I'll still give it a shot, just thought that that seems kinda silly.
>>3493015>Fluttershy also made the fics version of nukes.>She made massive spells capable of destroying or as she intended, healing massive areas.>She used one to heal everyone on the battle field.>Allies and enemies.>They then began to fight once more.>She sold the tech to the enemy in an attempt to cause a stalemate and end the war.>The Zebra used it as the game breaker.>They would never let Luna control them, thinking she was still Nightmare Moon.>I shit you not this is the plot.
>>3493057Yes.That is exactly what it means.You are a master of logical reasoning.Pull your head out of your ass.
>>3493042I named one thing. The story wasn't really written by the guy if every single event is something from a Fallout game. And it's actually worse than Past Sins on one field, which is quite an achievement.
I like sci-fi comedy.Like Hitchhiker's and Red Dwarf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
I posit to you that FO:E would be worth at least a small consideration if the post-apocolyptic setting wasn't heavily plagiarized/cribbed from a fucking video game franchise.Like if they had called it literally anything else and just put a fraction as much effort into writing an original setting as they did into writing a billion fucking words, it wouldn't be quite a shitheap worthy of a 14 year old mentality.But they didn't, and it is. It's like someone took a parody of horrible deviantart submissions and poured hundreds of hours of effort into trying to make it look like it's not a heap of shit. It's the fucking definition of a polished turd.
>>3493051How long do you think it took to write the Bible?
>>3493077Maybe you should explain why you disliked it instead of simply calling something garbage?
So angry daytime MLPG is up early today, I see.
>>3493091The Bible is not there to be an example of quality writing, it's there to be an example of length.
>>3493091The Bible wasn't written, it was compiled and edited over time.
>>3492921>>3492930Sorry. It's my first time. Be gentle.>Intrigued by her reaction, you let your hand trace a circle a bit lower so you're just North of her flank>You can feel her body quivering under your touch now and her neck arches back slightly, moving her head directly in front of you.>Struck by an idea you decide to return her earlier favor by placing a gentle kiss on the tip of her horn>It gets you a much larger reaction than you were expecting and you feel something like electricity brush your lips and Twilight lets out a small uncontrolled moan as her body spasms a bit and she clings to you.>She eventually lets off and pulls away slightly to look you in the eyes, you can imagine the redness on her face as she glances sideways, trying to break the awkward eye contact>You're not having any of that this time, so you bring one of your hands up behind her head and pull her in for another kiss.>This time, she doesn't resist in the slightest and her lips are parted before they even meet with yours.>Your teeth click together gently and this apparently flips some kind of switch since she immediately resumes where she left off earlier, rolling her tongue over yours and tracing out every detail of your mouth that she can reach>You're surprised at this sudden oral assault, and as unrefined and inexperienced the movements are you can't help but try and return it with as much enthusiasm.
>>3493095Maybe you should be a little less passive-aggressive?
>>3493076>Fluttershy>made massive spellswhat
>>3492977It's not the actual Last Unicorn, I just thought that sounded like a good title for a sad Equestrian book.
Gee, I just woke up and the threads are already horrible.Fuck this.
>>3493098We need to love and tolerate more.
>>3493107Great response, douchenozzle! How about I try being actually aggressive? Don't call something garbage if you have no evidence to support you retarded viewpoint, shitchin.
>>3493091I'll correct myself and state that is actually around 100,000 words shy of being longer than the Bible. However take a gander at thisIntro: 238Prologue: 9941-5: 32,0636-10: 33,30511-15: 46,67116-20: 53,11421-25: 61,50926-30: 73,22831-35: 64,71636-40: 135,18941-45: 98,535Epilogue: 2,681Afterword: 4,652Total: 606,895Fun fact: 37: 50,447The authorized King James version of the bible: 783,137The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy: ~473kMarienbad My Love (longest novel): 17,000,000ArtamÀne, ou le Grand Cyrus (longest published novel): 2,100,000Clarissa (longest English-language published novel): 969,000F:E is longer than the LOTR trilogy. I know those books weren't written over a span of several months.
>>3493103>The Bible wasn't writtenwhat
>>3493106this is honestly so long and prose-y that you'd be best off making it into a full-on fic
>>3493117Or maybe you could not get mad at little things in a thread dedicated to My Little Pony on 4chan?
trixie sucks
>>3492869Recommend some good fantasy or sci-fi for me and I will.
>>3493108She literally developed a the method for making spells affect huge areas at the same timeThen she gave the most powerful magic technique at the time to the hated enemy that was trying to destroy her.
>>3493124How about you stop replying to me?
>>3493095I think it's way too on the nose with the whole "space western" thing (an idea that has been down countless times but which rarely resorted to "Hey I guess they actually take cows from one planet to the other" as a way to hammer you with the premise) and I can't stand the way Whedon writes dialogue. Is that good enough for you?
>>3493126It was given to as, a miracle of God.
>>3493137So you were just trying to get a response then? Sounds good mate
>>3493108Okay he didn't explain that quite wellHer ministry made a technology that could amplify spells. When I say amplify I mean make them thousands of times more powerful.At the end of a battle with heavy casualties on both sides, where the ponies barely won FS used one of those with a healing spell.It resurrected and healed everyone.
>>3493134Fuck you, buddy
>>3493075It's about Rarity being raped. It's horrible yet really well written.
>>3493135Go read some Pratchett while he's still alive.
>>3493146NO FUCK YOU SETH/FURNAKI
>>3493140well that satisfies me anyway, i dont agree but that's fair enough
>>3493124>BAWWWWWWWWW DON'T INSULT MY AUTHOR WAIFU
>>3493136Fluttershy is the shy one with the wings, right?The pegasus?The one who doesn't have a horn?The one who doesn't cast spells or use magic?
>>3493143I like that you keep responding to the guy who actually wasn't the one who called it garbage. That's cute. It's like you're a retard or something.The guy you're arguing with is here, btw:>>3493140
>>3493153Anything in particular?
>>3493128It's his first time.We all do this on occasion, making a greenfic too long.It's a rookie mistake.
>>3493144It was something about being able to pack a lot of spells into one container using enchanted dragon fire, right?
>>3493143That is exactly what the purpose was.And it worked.Because you got pissy that somebody else didn't like some author that you happened to like.Learn to take things a little less seriously.Ass.
>>3493165>>3493177u mad
>>3493164It's FO:E, it's stupid.
>>3493164Yes, that's the pony we're talking about
>>3493164The war lead to a lot of tech getting made.So even Yellow Useless could fuck up on this massive of a scale.But trust me.Twilight fucked up even more.
>>3493182I don't like FoE, but at least explain it correctly if you're gonna rag on it.
>>3493166Death seems like a funny guy based on the Colour of Magic movie, I'd read the books about him.I don't know if the books are related in any way to each other, other than the setting.
>>3493166The books with Rincewind (first ones of the series for instance). He's the best character.
>>3493186Well to be fair she had some success.It's the bomb exploding right above the facility that fucked up everything
this thread doesn't have enough poniespost more ponies
I guess this is a bad time to show off my neat new custom tripcode...
>>3493167>wordjaculation>the first load is always the biggest>then as you keep authorbating compulsively, the sentences get shorter>eventually you burn out until you can hardly squeeze out a few letters at a time>you get sad and think you've stopped enjoying it>you try looking for new subjects but they don't inspire you>you give it up for a while>you come back and oh god ohhhh goooood the words keep coming out why did i ever stop why does it feel so good now ohhhh sshhiiiiitt
>>3493166I personally have a particular affection for the books on the Watch, Rincewind, and Death, but most of his books are good. If you've never read one by him before Jingo makes a pretty good introduction.
>>3493191I like you.You are a man who wants your ragging done properly, picking apart every detail, leaving it naked and trembling before you.The best part is.The guys who are picking it apart for you, read it and know it all well.
>>3493191All of the mane 6 went retarded and for the most caused deaths of everybody in a 500 mile range except for Pinkie who became some sort of drug addict and AJ who got married to some OC and lived happily. I haven't read it, that's what I remember from last summer, it's probably inaccurate.
>>3493206I'll show you mine if you show me yours
>Play Fallout 3>First lines of the game are plagiarized from mgs4
Does anybody know how to get in contact with Jetfire (the author of It's a Dangerous Business)?
>>3493208>tfw wordectile dysfunction.
>>3492575i had diabetes just thinking about it.i'm more of a black coffee+cigarettes person anyway
>>3493208I really hope that's how it goesbecause right now I'm going through the burnout stage
>>3493203YESI NEED GIFS OF THIS PINK ONE
>>3493228sentinal plz gojetfire got hit by the bus
>>3493235YES
>>3493243I'm not sentinal. I was going to help him set up his story on fimfiction.
>>3493235
>>3493235>"Hey! Hey Pinkie!">"Huh!">"Nice smile!">hfw
I couldn't read Dangerous Business, it was too boring.
>>3493250Jetfire is gonelong goneits a mystery
>>3493200>The sun and moon are acting normally without the princesses.>Better make an alicorn to control those fuckers again.>Picks Trixie.>The accident makes Trixies the MASTER
What's your favorite music video?
>>3493223good one6.7/10
>>3493263Nobody has been able to contact him then? How odd.
>>3493268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt7gNi3Nr4It's not the best ever, but I've been watching it a lot recently>tfw no good riot pony art
>>3493246>>3493252>>3493255You guys never let me down.
>>3493265I'm sorry Mr. Author, but should I be scared or doubled over with laughter?
>>3493268I've never watched any music videos beside ones like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8 or something.
>>3493272Yeah he left months ago to go write a real book or somthing.
my ass smells like shit
>>3493284>riot ponywhat if police pony in riot gear
>>3493284I've always thought riot pictures/art were so cool.I would like to see AJ in riot gear bucking some loser.
>>3493235Can't you just imagine spending a simple life in Poneville with this wonderful horse?Can't you just imagine whiling away the days making treats with her and the evenings having fun parties?You'd be friends with everyone, too, because she is. And I'm sure you'd occasionally partake in great adventures with her and the rest of the six.And, at the end of the day, you'd have each other to depend on.I also want to squeeze and lick her butt, but that's just me.
>>3493307Your shit smells like ass
>>3493288we can't ALL let the shitposting overcome us
>>3493292Well, she does know the trick to killing the other Master and has a way around it.Also she ate Twilight and a ton of other ponies or some shit.She also makes fireworks and shit when she talks.And she can read your mind so any plot to kill her instantly is useless, and she knows it.
>>3493288And I'm never gonna leave you outIf you ever lose your wayNot alone or betrayedI'm always gonna be around
>>3493289
>>3493062>was>rich as finest chocolate>was>felt>wasget your shit together, tyrone
>>3493313>Rarity blocking rocks with a large plastic shield while nightsticking a pony in a bandanaIt's a shame this is the only pony in riot gear I've ever seen
>>3493106>>3493128I didn't mean for this to happen. I can't control it.I'll stop if people want.>She eagerly retreats from your mouth to allow you to explore hers, and she shudders as you allow your tongue to explore every crevice it can find>While you're doing this, you adjust your grip on her back so you now have a hand firmly planted on her rear>She's so lost in your kiss that she doesn't even notice>You finally withdraw and leave her panting and out of breath>It's only now that she realizes where your hand is and you can feel heat radiate off of her face as she shifts beneath your grasp>While she's moving your hand slips even lower than it was, brushing against the soft puffy exterior of her marehood>She freezes for just a moment and steals a nervous glance at you as if trying to judge your reaction>Of course she can't make out your face very well in the dark so in response you slip your hand lower intentionally and trace the outside of her lips>She squeaks in a manner that you'd expect from Fluttershy, and you take that as a cue to continue>You lower your hand and press more firmly against her, and are shocked to feel how easily your fingers slip inside with all the liquids spilling out of her>You silently muse to yourself that that explains the splotch on your pants from earlier>You're only in her up to your first knuckle but the way she's panting you would think that you'd just finished round three
>>3493333Nice quints, haha. Forgot to post image.
>>3493135>sci-fistart with the classicsRingworldThe Forever WarNeuromancerDo Androids Dream of Electric SheepDuneEnder's GameHitchhiker's GuideMoon is a Harsh Mistressstuff like that. once you're done with those come see me for further recommendations
>>3493307
>>3493342>quadsAaaand time to stop showing my autism spaghetti.
>>3493340I didn't say it was BAD. Keep going to the end, dammit!
>>3493340You're not allowed to stop until you're doneGet back to work
>>3493340A screenshot won't do, we need a pastebin.
>>3493333Never gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around andDesert you
>>3493342Those are quads goofus
>>3493314I'd rather spend my days peacefully going about daily chores and taking care of animals with Fluttershy. At night, laying with her. Watching the sunset and then snuggling under the stars with hot chocolate. and then having slow, sensual sex right there in the grass. but that's just me.
>>3493348any bradbury stuff you can recommend?I dont know if any of that stuff is Bradbury
>>3493314>squeeze and lick her butt>not filling her hoo-ha with your goofjuice
>>3493378Martian ChroniclesNot Sci-Fi but Farenheit 451 is my favorite book of all time.
>>3493342i really like his mane!
>>3493339Do you think Vinyl Scratch would be the type who pulls the PLUR crap, or am I thinking of a different genre of electonic music?
>>3493340Just an FYI.The greenfics that end up this long, are usually done between a few anons.Not saying this is bad or anything, its just, yeah.You did good.But use a pastebin.If they wanted you to stop they would have a while ago.It would be a privilage to share some >feelswith you.
>>3493373I like to think that the six horsefuckers chosen to be the main six's husbandos would all become friends.
>>3493314I won't be satisfied with that.Twilight is destined for greatness, and come what may I will do everything to make sure she becomes what she wants, and achieves her dreams.
>>3493412>You will never sextuple date with your anon bros and their waifus
>>3493417Ok, now that's just scrunching on purpose.That is scrunch fanpandering
>>3493417>The show will end before she can achieve everything she was meant for or dreamt of
>>3493435Dropped the showEnjoy your fanpandering brony shit
>>3493417I can fully understand that. And if Pinkie had greater aspirations, I'd make sure she achieved them.But I don't know if she does. I feel like she could be happy in just about any situation.But she'd miss her friend Twilight. We'd come and visit you both in Canterlot sometimes.
>>3493289>Two more daysEpisodes are on sunday now?
>>3493412>>3493433>poker night with the boys will never break out into arguing over who is best pony
>>3493417I dunno if it's her color, or whatbut Twilight just looks INCREDIBLY soft and plush
>>3493348/lit/'s recommendation. i disagree with some of the additions to the list, but most of them are solid nonetheless.
>>3493433How about a weekly humans-only poker night away from the waifus?Spike can come too.
>>3493373>>3493412>>3493433>implying I don't regularly imagine going on octuple dates on Anons with all their main 6 waifus along with the Princesses>>3493450That would be very nice of youGet to work on Pinkiefic
>>3493412>while the main 6 are on their wacky weekly adventures, their husbands gather at a nearby milkbar>everyone talks about the latest happenings with their waifus and their lives, be it what happened back on Earth or what they're doing to make a living in this new land>they get drunk enough to start bragging about their sexual escapades>the twaifufags freak everyone out and everyone goes home with a tinfoil hat
>>3493475Wait a second, I'll fap and then tell you what I think of it
>>3493475oh boy
>>3493459I think we could keep things civil if we REALLY had our waifus.We'd probably exchange dirty stories.
>>3493475time to play more CoC
>>3493475Oh god my boner.
>>3493348>tfw read Ender's Game in 7th grade.Scott Cards latest book pissed me off.>"Hur, time travel with restrictions because of paradoxes? Fuck that noise."
>>3493459>Rarity's husbando is still haunted by the cries of SLUT SLUT SLUT>Twilight's Husbando learns to cheat with cards and always deals fluttershy's husbando a two of clubs and 3 of diamonds
>>3493491>tfw no ponies in CoC>tfw only one female centaur>only one futa horse
>>3493475Why does every artist have to imitate Slugbox and make every fucking pony look like they are covered in slime?
>>3493487If I had a background pony waifu, could I still join the poker club?
>>3493470In a bit. MLPG is just getting interesting.
>>3493498EG is my favorite book and has been since I was young but from what I hear Card is a dick.
>>3493314As much as I love Pinkie I want to live alongside with Rarity. To help her achieve her great dreams of becoming a famous fashion designer.She would have the greatest boutique in Canterlot, be the most well known name in the fashion industry.Be there for her whenever a faggot "critic" says that her new line is a disaster and hold her telling that it's a minor setback.But this will never happen.
>>3493507
>>3493514>Card is a dick.Well duh.Hes a Conservative.
>so that no one has to fight over waifus Anons are split up into groups so in each group no one has the same waifu>they are then brought to different parallel Equestrias>a portal remains to a separate common plane that all the Anons can access that is the site of a party night every week>everyone who shares the same waifu start bragging about hoe they pleased their waifu moreI just want to hang out with you guys along with pone
>>3493512I'm sorry, anon. Six humans in Equestria is pushing things as it is.
>>3493524No arguments here.
I can't pick a single waifu, because I want to have intimate moments with all of them.
>>3493501>Rarity's husbando is still haunted by the cries of SLUT SLUT SLUT>because now he understands, he finally understands
>>3493340>You pause to ask if she's alright but before you can get more than two words out she vigorously nods her head and presses her flank into your hand, pushing you just that little bit further inside>You decide to stop teasing her and adjust yourself so that your index and middle finger are lined up directly beneath her>She trembles in anticipation right before you plunge your fingers into her and lets out a startled yelp right after>She's soon over the surprise though and is anxiously grinding against your hand to coax you to continue>You eagerly oblige and slip your fingers gently in and out of her a few times before picking up the pace.>As you speed up you also slip deeper in her as she gets even wetter from the treatment>Every time you move your fingers you can hear a slight sucking sound as if her pussy doesn't want to let you go.>After a short while every plunge of your fingers start to elicit small moans and gasps from the unicorn, and these increase in frequency and volume as she desperately presses her rear into your hand harder and harder with each thrust>Just when your hand starts to cramp from the bad angle, you feel her intake a sharp breath and push a third finger into her for good measure.>This sends her way over the edge and any semblance of restraint she had earlier is lost in an orgasm that generates a very loud moan and locks her body from any voluntary movement for a good couple minutes as it bucks and convulses around your fingers.
>>3493530But I would be a good addition!I'm a good guy!
>>3493532I can't even pick a favorite pony because I like them all so much
I'd really want to work on AJ's farm for money if I was ever in Equestria.>Get Rarity to make you football pads>Ram the fuck out of trees for money
>>3493507The thing that bothers me more is the fact that the pony looks a bit transparent. It's like the artist never heard of opaque coloring.
>>3493529This sounds like a great situation.>>3493515But what if her new line really WAS a disaster?
Why aren't you playing Dota2with me ;_;
>>3493468>BanksI know his work has a lot of flaws, but goddamn I just can't fucking put it down.
>>3493552>Ram the fuck out of trees for moneyYou can just...pick them, you know? With your hands?Less bruised apples that way too.
>>3493536>He throws his card down on the table.>The others look at him, a look on his face of pure determination.>They watch as he slowly climbs onto the table.>His hand was a winning hand.>He begins to slowly chant 'SLUT' while pelvic thrusting at the dealer.
>>3493529I think I'd probably sit those outit would be good enough seeing her satisfied. I don't think I'd feel too much of a need to brag
>>3493559Because I'm awful at itsteamid?
>>3493552>not using a ladder to pick apples with your glorious hands>Applejack only then realises that the bruising of all the apples falling were affecting her profits>you are her new hero>one day she shows up to your door and presents you with a hat of your own>"Ah... just wanted to say thanks, pardner.">she blushes briefly and looks away
>>3493503>not turning yourself into the slutty centaur mare
>>3493561But that's slow
>>3493564HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3493539Hmmm....You've got to turn into a pony.I don't think there should be too many humans in poneworld.
>>3493571Does she want the dick?
>>3493552>attack heavy object to crotch somehow so that it doesnt weigh you down>smash crotch with heavy object attached to it against trees, apples fall>you are now fucking trees for a living
>>3493571>AJ giving you your own hatI think I'd tear up in amazement.I don't even waifu AJ.
>>3493556Disasters happen. Not everything can be perfect. She'll learn from her mistakes and the next line?The next line will receive it's own entry in all history books.
>>3493571>Rarity sees you wearing the hat and gets jealous
>>3493573I don't know howI need to keep chugging equinum and keeping my fingers crossed right
>>3493529>Twilight's group shares the ways they've found to set her off and give her multiple orgasms>Fluttershy's group talks about optimal cuddling methods>Dash's group talks about her kinks and BDSM play ideas>Pinkie's group brags about how long she rode their dick last night>AJ's group shares good natural anal lube recipes>Rarity's group is silent, and none of them will make eye contact
I love how much everybody seems to be getting along this morning
>>3493561Do I look Mexican to you?
>>3493587Not really.She wants your experience and skills from the world she has never seen, and soon that will translate into a love for your entire being.Then she'll want your dick
>>3493587Does it matter?
>>3493571>AJ presents you with a hat of your ownAw, man, I always love that. I'm not even an applefag, but that's always a good feel.
>>3493571>AJ giving me a hatthisthis is justI would have to hug herwould she understand if I hugged her?
>>3493595Drink Minotaur blood until you get the hooves, then chug equinium
>>3493597>None of Rarity's group can wear shorts in public anymore
>>3493599I can't tell if that's sarcastic or not. I stopped reading after everyone was shitting all over each other over >fanfictionAre we being nice again?
>>3493573>you will never snuggle with futa fluttertaur
>>3493615The greentexts between one another seem friendly enough even if I'm barely reading them
>>3493604Too bad I'll never love her back.
>>3493578>Show up at the anon party as a shitty OC pony>Everyone gives you shit for it, but fucks you regardless
>>3493615We're talking about our waifus now.
>>3493559>friends keep bugging me to play with them, sent me an invite and everything>have no idea how to play>"nah, don't worry, we'll teach you.">end up feeding the whole game>none of them says anything when I fuck up and cause them to lose>decide to go and read up on tutorials, kept a journal with notes>try an easier bot game once I thought I had everything down>lose within 30 minutesI'm sorry I am too shit at this game to enjoy it in any form.
http://googlefiberblog.blogspot.com/2012/07/how-to-get-google-fiber.html> you will never> NEVER;____________________;
>>3493590No, I mean what would you tell her? If her designs one season were just definitely not the best she could do?
>>3493614>One anon breaks the silence>"Does it hurt you guys when you have to p-....">"Yeah."
>>3493597>a low whisper passes through Rarity's group>it builds up into a chant>they all stand up, pumping their fists and growing louder>pounding the tables, stomping their feet>they shout in victorious unisonSLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3493626>Google now has info on all these customersHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABut seriously those speeds mang.
>>3493597PffftahahahahaContinue
>>3493621It's funny because they happen so spontaneously.Most of the time it's not even talked about, someone just starts, and someone else picks up.and then it jut keeps going.Some of you don't read them and that's cool. But hey, at least we have fun, and some people enjoy it.
>>3493624Waifu discussion has been my favorite shit since back in Winter.
>>3493651I can't wait for winterMaybe we'll get some nice winter-time >feels
>>3493632I'd be honest. I'd tell her if they were horrible. I'd tell her the truth. I'd rather she gets upset with me than she be made fun off.With what would it help me if I lied?
So, how did you fall in love with your waifu?What do you like about her?Would you actually get along with her if you met?How would your ideal life with her be like?Tell us.
>>3493597>Each group has a subgroup of several guys who talk about their waifu's farts
>>3493597>Celestia's group are all passed out in a corner from exhaustion>They really only use the portal because it gives them a place to sleep in peace from the constant horsefucking
>>3493597>some anons from the Dash group walk funny every now and then>"Aren't you going to sit down, Anon?">"N-no,I'm good..."
>Waifu discussion>tfw no waifu
>>3493662Which pony is best to cuddle with under the duvet on an icy winter night?
>>3493662Winter '11 was the best time in the history of the general.
>>3493672Dont worry Anon, some day one will choose you.Then you can >feel with th e rest of us
>>3493666God dammit, Satan.
>>3493672
This did not turn out as spectacular as I had hoped.Plus I still can't draw Twilight's mane properly
>>3493677Maybe
>>3493668I'd be okay with that...
>>3493677>there will never be another Valentines-Day shipping friend-off
>>3493626Man I've been having 125 Mb/s for 30 bucks for some time.Why would I even need bigger speeds.Hell one of the most basic Internet plan around here is 30 Mb/s and is cheep as fuck, more that most users need.I never got why you muricans have such expensive internet. Or caps.
>>3493672It's niceEvery night I get to pretend my pillow is a different pony
>>3493537>As her orgasm finally tapers off she starts breathing again and a few sparks of magic fly from her horn, causing a tingling sensation on your face.>After a few minutes to get her breath back she says to you "I've... I've never done that before">You don't know how to take this so you ask "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?">She smiles and says "It's very good. A very good thing." before nudging herself closer to you.>Her ear flicks against her chest and she says that your heart is pounding.>You shrug and give a sarcastic "Can't imagine why" before finally freeing your fingers from her wetness, which draws a slightly disappointed sigh from the purple pony.>She's silent for a few moments before she adjusts herself and whispers into your ear "I bet I can guess why">While she's saying this she's slid a hoof down to your lower body so it's tracing the line of your boxers, which have become quite an impressive tent in the last few minutes.>Now it's your turn to blush as she slips her hoof even lower and presses it against your throbbing member, through your boxer shorts>She pulls back a moment as if surprised, but quickly returns to moving her hoof up and down the length of your shaft, the pressure drawing small gasps from you, which she takes as encouragement.>After a few more moments she abruptly stops and awkwardly shifts herself downward so that her face is around your belly.>You catch a glow and feel the tingling feeling return as your boxers slip off.
>>3493672>That feel when your waifu isn't a pony>That feel when shes a furry
>>3493686>E=mc²>Picture of an atomu wot m8
>>3493662It's winter right now here in the Southern Hemisphere.It's also quite cold.
>>3493696SMALLER
>>3493597>Vinyl's group's silent>They only make frantic gestures at each other>Everyone's deaf
>>3493696>waifuing roseBut like, everyone waifus her.
>>3493698SCIENCE
>>3493698"Smart" stereotypes, cartoonists do it all the time too.
>>3493703>twilight snorting her period.jpg
>>3493668>Occasionally a golden tendrel will emerge from the portal.>The Anon's see it and fly into a panic as it attempts to grab one of them.>They stumble and run into one another in their exhaustion as it captures one and drags him back into the portal.>After a few seconds they settle back down and sit down.>And they all stare blankly at a wall.>"AAAAAH"
>>3493672I don't have a waifu, either, I still enjoy the talks because it reminds me how much I like all the ponies.
>>3493698And anon has Lorem ipsum on his book. It's not supposed to make sense.
>>3491699>>3493626One of the fastest Internet connections in America wasted on writing #YOLO on facebook and playing CoD.
>>3493675From a practical standpoint? Celestia. She'd probably be as warm as a summer afternoon, even in the middle of winter. No way you could be cold while she's got you nuzzled up against her.But from a more personal standpoint? Twilight. Cuddling under the sheets and watching the snow fall through a nearby window would be quite possibly the greatest thing ever
>>3493714Oh god
>>3493714>fucking Celestia nonstop has turned them all into helpless fawns
>>3493707>But not mute.
So how do the annual contests between the waifu groups go?I mean let's be serious we'd try to show that Xfags are the best.
>>3493664I really don't know how, it just happened one day.I was sitting there, trying to decide whether to waifu AJ or Rarity, when suddenly the image of snuggling with Fluttershy on a couch, all quiet except for our soft breaths, with me stroking my fingers through her silky mane flooded my mind. Ever since then I've been in love.I like to think we'd get along great, since I've always loved animals since a young age and spent most of my summers volunteering at animal shelters. If I found a sick animal, I'd always bike the couple of miles to drop if off there.Personally I'd like nothing more than to wake up next to her every morning, cook her breakfast and eat it in bed together, and then spend the whole day taking together taking care of her animals, helping with her chores, and helping ponies around town that needed it. Of course I'd hang out with her friends too and do all of that stuff, but relaxing with Fluttershy is always at the top.I'm such a faggot
>hurrdurr MLP has the worst fandom evarniggas you don't even fucking know.>>>/tv/24640294
>>3493743I'm in love...
>>3493743>filippino Twilight
>>3493597Table of Lunafags is completely empty.
>>3493743>sleeping in a braThis artist is definitely a guy.
>>3493741>huge ass stadium>the seats are divided into groups>each groups have dozens of the same pony cheering for their teamsThat would be cool
>>3493728What about cuddling Twilight while laying next to Celestia?
>>3493746That's not so bad
>Only one anon stands alone and won't tell anybody who his waifu is>Nobody has ever seen him around in their shards of Equestria
>>3493728oh god my hearteveryone in real life is just a whorethey're all just sluts looking for a quick fuck and some moneywhy cant my horse girlfriend be real ;_;
>>3493746>If you had a daughter, what age would you stop bathing her?>14Goddomot, /tv/
>>3493759Beating each other with those rubber swords or what?We need a contest.I for one would go for a drinking contest.My bloodline made me resilent...
>>3493756girls sleep in bras all the time
>>3493755>They're only awake at night>They still use the portal, but they always wonder where everyone else is>They're so very lonely
>>3493741>A huge Fall Weather Friends mixed with Sisterhooves Social style obstacle course designed to see who's husbando was the best>It focuses on both individual and team obstaclesYes.
>>3493746>Of course, I'd provide a loving and stable environment for my wife and child. If you had a daughter, what age would you stop bathing her?>14
>>3493777No, they don't.
>>3493741There is normally a waifu war after every episode. I was expecting much more from the S2 finale but the mane 6 didn't really do much. S3 premiere is when shit gets real.
>>3493763I would love to read with both Twilight and Celestia, laying against each other in front of a fire during a cold night.Twilight would be in front of you, your body naturally curving around her as she leans back against you, resting her head against the middle of your chest while she reads aloud from the book that she is holding in the same way.Celestia is behind you, her wing extending above you and resting on your side, each breath rubbing it just a little bit up and down, in time with the swelling of her chest you can feel pressed against your back.You would rest you head on her neck, right where her shoulder forms a perfect cradle so you can just lie there and enjoy everything, and you could meet her eyes when she took them off of Twilight for just a moment, catching yours and smiling simply before laying her head back down and closing her eyes in comfort.
>>3493786Yes, we do.
>>3493777You never had a girlfriend, did you
>>3493772Mane it should be a huge ammount of eventsSport chalenges, Trivia contests, drinking contests. Everything
>>3493756Please be a girl.
>>3493793No, we don't.
>>3493664>So, how did you fall in love with your waifu?Very gradually. I came close to waifu-ing in the past, before ponies, but I never let myself because I acknowledged how silly it is. With ponies, I let my guard down and allowed myself to get completely into this silly horse show. After all, who could waifu a horse from a Flash-animated toy commercial for little girls? By Feeling Pinkie Keen, I was pretty much done for. That, combined with the general's >feels and a few choice dreams cemented my place in waifufaggotry.>What do you like about her?The main reason she became my favorite initially is the fact that she's very special and different from every other character on the show. The fact that she can easily keep up with Dash at a leisurely pace. The fact that she hops along while everyone else walks normally. Her breaking of the fourth wall.Basically, her cartoon abilities that none of the other ponies have.Personality-wise, it's her sincere, innocent exuberance and sense of fun. I feel as though I can relate to that.>Would you actually get along with her if you met?I really think we would. Of course, she'd be the first one to greet me and most likely want to throw me a party. I feel like I could be friends with any one of the six, but I'd definitely want to hang out with Pinkie the most. I think she'd like me, too. I think I could make her laugh.>How would your ideal life with her be like?To be honest, I feel like I would be happy as long as we were together. I like to fantasize about living above Sugarcube Corner with her and working downstairs. Maybe someday we'd run the place ourselves, after the Cakes retired or something. A life of fun times together and with our friends.
>>3493779Why not just have a KotH-like competition?
>>3493777I'm not even a girl and I can tell you that they definitely don't. It jostles around too much during sleep and it's very uncomfortable.
>>3493763That reminds me of that fanfic I wanted to writeYou and Twilight have been together for awhile and both admit that you both like Celestia, and Celestia agrees to an orgy. But then drama happens and eveyrone feels bad for it. Celestia feels she is interfering, Twilight feels inadequate and Anon generally feels like a dick for letting it happen. But things patch up in the end and you all cuddleI love Twilestia but then I also love Twilight and Celestia
>>3493778>Luna sleeps in it during the day, avoiding the din of the city.
>>3493763Oh gosh, that would be nice.>Celestia is using you as her little spoon, while Twilight is your little spoon>she drapes her forehooves over your shoulders and rests them on your collarbone>she allows you and Twilight to cuddle freely, occasionally whispering gentle advice to you on cuddle techniques
>>3493802No it doesn't.>>3493798Can we just agree that we have different sleeping habits, then?
>>3493746>>>/tv/24640598>>If she got pregnant would you stand by her, get married and be a good husband?I don't think she can have kids yet, but you never know I guess. Sure. Classic /tv/
>>3493792Well I know what I'm going to be thinking about when I fall asleep tonight.
>>3493816>different sleeping habitsIt honestly surprises me how you don't find sleeping in them uncomfortable.
>>3493816No, we can't.
>>3493796>week long contest too see which ponyfags are bestHoly shit I would be down with that so hard.Each team wearing the colors of their waifu.
>>3493798>>3493816soarin femanon is that you
>>3493827>a few Anons painted their faces
Did Art Anon ever finish that draw request or did he fall off the face of the goddamn earth?
>>3493833>A few are even in fursuits
>>3493744Oh look a FlutterfagWhat's your image of Fluttershy liek after she's already been in a relationship with your for a bit? do you think she'd still be shy and reserved or more forthcoming?How do you like the idea of being tickled and bellyrubbed by her? Would you rather have passionate loving or innocent fun times?
>>3493796>last day>huge ass battle royale between the teams withe real weapons>those who would receive a fatal hit are instead teleported in a special room, being eliminatedCome on admit it you'd want to fuck shit with a sword or spear or mace or whatever in the name of your waifu
>>3493827What if it was a survivor style thing? Where the losing team has to vote off a member?Oh my god it sounds like so much fun.
>>3493664>How did you fall in love with your waifu?I mentioned this before, but it was a greentext that broke me. One about a humanised Pinkie running around giving everyone a gift on Valentines day. Kinda lame but what can you do.>What do you like about her?I have respect for anyone who is as idealistic as her, with a goal to make everyone happy. Being energetic enough to actually do that is also a definite plus.>Would you actually get along with her if you met?Getting along would be easy, but I have a feeling if I tried to make a move it'll probably fall on deaf ears. I wouldn't really mind that though.>How would your ideal life with her be like?I think it would just be her life plus me. Tagging along with her crazy ideas for parties, helping welcome new folk into the town, just lots and lots of fun.
>>3493825I never have, never been a bother. I also had no idea other girls slept without them on, to be honest, as well.
>>3493836I hope he does that human-Silver Spoon request soon
>>3493827>>3493833>each group chooses an event>Lyrafags choose lame shit like cup stacking and thumb wrestling just to impress their waifu
>>3493828>soarin femanon will never deliver>because "she" was just another greasy manchild with a weird kink
>>3493846A very large majority go without them.
Would you let your favorite pony kick you in the balls if she wanted to?
>>3493842YES
>>3493828second quote here, I am not her.
>>3493827>a few anons try to sneak into the husbando olympics>they've heard tales of an event involving taking increasingly larger horsecocks
>>3493815I am definitely going to use this.
>>3493862I'd be a little disappointed if she didn't want to.
>>3493694>As your erect member slips out it pops up and boops> a very surprised Twilight in the face>She lets out a small squeek and stares at it for a few moments before opening her mouth and gently suckling the head>You've been ready for so long that even this small stimuli drives you crazy and just as you're losing coherent thought you're brought sharply back to reality by Twilight plunging down around your cock, driving it deep into her throat>You stare down at her and you see her big clear eyes staring back at you, judging your reaction>She obviously thinks her surprise went over rather well since she draws you out to the tip and immediately sucks you back into her throat a couple dozen more times>By this point you've had about as much as you can take but can't form the words to say so>She seems to sense how close you are, however, and hungrily sucks down your dick one final time as you unload in the back of her throat>She immediately starts swallowing and the convulsions of her throat only send you further over the edge as you empty yourself into her>When you're finally done she pulls you out of her mouth and sputters from holding her breath for so long>Some cum she didn't manage to swallow dribbles out of the corner of her mouth and she quickly laps it up with her tongue, not missing any.>She stays down there panting a while before dragging herself up to lay next to you again on the pillowOh god it just keeps going
Hey, we're book clubbing for serious?Fantasy suggestions? Sci Fi has never really been my bag. I will check out Ender's Game, though.
>>3493842WE SPESS MEHRENS NOW
>>3493868Can I read it when it's done?
>>3493838>Rarity thought making her hasbandu a Rarity fursuit was a strange request and in bad taste>Now she won't touch him unless he's wearing it
>>3493876Unf
>>3493872NO STOPPINGUNTIL YOU'RE DONE
>>3493842OH GOD MAKE IT HAPPENWhat would happen if I made a fic of MLPG goes to Equestria
>>3493861Well, that's just embarrassing on my part it's a habit I'm comfortable with, so it's not that big of a deal
>>3493844>Two olympics per year>one is with a shit load of events that get scored>the other is a Survivor style game>One year is waifu groups vs waifu groups>the next year is Equestria groups vs Equestria groups
>>3493873books are for eggheads
>>3493875I'll put it out here when I get around to it
>>3493882I would read it twice
>>3493802Enjoy your saggy misshapen tits from sleeping with no support.
>>3493882Make it campy as hell and you get my vote
PEANUS, ARE YOU HERE?
>>3493882I'd read it
>>3493872I WARNED YOU ABOUT GREENTEXTS BRO
>>3493872>gently suckling on the headCame right there and then.FINISH ITAND PUT IT ALL IN A PASTEBIN
what if equestria was just a highly-advanced computer simulation populated by human-level AIs?
>>3493891
>>3493912Why does that picture make me hard?
>>3493839>What's your image of Fluttershy like I like to think that she'd be quiet without prompt, but really easy to talk to either way. I don't think she'd be too shy to get her opinion across, mostly because I don't like to completely dominate conversations.>How do you like the idea of being tickled and bellyrubbedI think bellyrubs are weird and I'm so ticklish that I absolutely hate being tickled, so I don't think she'd want to "offend" me by trying either if I told her my feelings on them. I wouldn't mind a playful poke in the ribs here and there, though I'd much rather be doing both to her.>Passionate loving or innocent fun timesBoth.
>>3493912what if life is just a highly-advanced computer simulation populated by human-level AIs?
>>3493914Neerrd.
>>3493918because you're a furryor you like the idea of applying transhuman aesthetics to ponies.
>implying that the unicorns wouldn't help their husbandoes with magic>implying that the pegasuses wouldn't make it rain "accidentally" only on the other teams>Implying Earth ponies...well they'd probably just be angry on the other teams
>>3493901That'll be the whole pointAs of now ideas for MLPG in Equestria I have>Waifu wars, this one>brony wars, we fight of the bronies who also found a way to Equestria, complete with the costumes that we had ideas for some time ago, like commisars, SS, etc.
>you will never feel your favorite pony let out a braying fart around your cock
>>3493912Why haven't they gone mad and started massacring each other for territory yet? I want to see some Junkyard action here.
>>3493929>brony wars, we fight of the bronies who also found a way to Equestria, complete with the costumes that we had ideas for some time ago, like commisars, SS, etc.YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>3493862Yeah, probably. She'd do it really soft.
>>3493898Alternatively, strengthening the ligature and muscle supporting the breasts by going bra free, gaining a natural perkiness...
>>3493912That'd be an interesting twist to stick in the show, but I don't really see any real significance in that
>>3493935>implying a computer simulation doesn't have plenty of virtual territory for everyone, like minecraft's world-generation code only frighteningly more advanced
>>3493929You do realize ou will have to do both right?Now get on with it.
>>3493850I wanted that Tabasco one.Ah well.
>>3493923brb killing spree
>>3493935Ponies aren't made to be combat AIs anonBut their cutie marks do give them power
>>3493949He hasn't been around for awhile; I bet he'll do both.
>>3493929>Elvis leads the charge.
>>3493945well, if I can be a fa/tg/uy for a moment or five, it would make Equestria a perfectly viable setting for an Eclipse Phase game.
>>3493898>I'm not even a girlBut anon I don't have tits
>>3493962>But anon I don't have titsI do. They're on top of my dresser right now, though. Fuckers are uncomfortable to wear all day.
>>3493938Leth is our AI commander, though he was brought in as a small machine with wheels ponies have reversed engineered his tech to build a supercomputer for him to use>>3493948>>3493958The focus will have to be one of them, unless they're separate fics
>>3493957>Gettin' my hopes up at 4am.You are a cruel Anon.I am going to be tired as fuck and doing hard manual labor tom-...later today.
>>3493972
>>3493946>>3493956Ponies are lame!
Olympic stream where
Do you love her?
this sounds very sillyvery silly indeed
>>3493974Why aren't you writing it right now?
>>3493983Took you a moment, huh?
>>3493987Yes I do love you
>>3493987I want to kiss Derpy. Is that wrong?
>>3493873Read The Eyes of the Overworld. You won't regret it if you fancy fantasy.
>>3493985Yeah, where you guys will watch it?
>>3493972>Anon puts birds on his chest.
>>3493987Derpy, what did I tell you about being drawn by JJ? Now your face is going to be stuck like that.
>>3494001On TV
>>3493992Because I want to play Dawn of War and play PoneDnD and I have a Flutterwaifufic and Twaifufic line up
>>3494004
>>3493987Yes.Yes to the filename, too, if I am spurned by the pone I really love.
>>3494002>not putting birds on your chest>2011+1
>>3494010THOSE AREN'T REASONS AT ALL
>>3494010bdn plspls
>>3493987I would be her stability and Dinkies father figure.>tfw she calls you 'dad' accidently.
>>3493842>>3493929>Vinylfags fight using thesehttp://youtu.be/hDlif8Km4S4?t=59s
>>3494021>>3494022Before we enter Equestria we identify Ross through a game of Mafia and have him tarred and feathered
>>3493873If you are going to get serious about it grab the Dark Tower series by Steven King.And then get The Talisman, Black House (Hell, I may be fucking that one up) and any others that deal with 'The Territories'.
>>3494043>Anon attempts to set up a game of mafia>Within moments everyone had drawn a gun and shot someone else
>>3494033That video is pretty cool.
>>3494023>"Th-that was an accident! I-it's not as if like you are anything! Dummy!"
>>3493872>After a few moments of silence she works up the nerve to ask you "Did I do alright?">You smile and kiss her gently on the forehead>"You did amazingly, Twilight. I couldn't think straight with you doing that.">She giggles a little and returns the small kiss "Well I did do some research and-">You interrupt her "I doubt you even needed it.">She giggles again and snuggles closer to you, but this time, she flips sides so that your face is buried in her soft mane and her back is pressed up against your abdomen.>You wrap your arms around her and hold her closely, feeling her chest rise and fall under your embrace.>You start to space out a bit as a bit of fatigue takes over and you lazily trace your fingers around her stomach, causing her to twitch beneath your touch.>You're broken out of your daze when you feel Twilight push a hoof on one of your hands, sending it further down her naval and beyond that, straight onto her clit.>She lets out a gasp as you make contact and she roughly presses your hand against her swollen button and grinds it back and forth without any input from you.>"Twilight-" you start to say but are interrupted by her harsh whisper>"Please">That immediately snaps you out of any daze you may have been in and you press your palm into her clit and insert your middle and ring finger into her depths, feeling the warm fluids gush around your hand again>She gasps excitedly but nudges your hand away>"No," She moves a hoof to your crotch, "please"
>>3494043With the way you people play Mafia, Ross would be the only survivor
>>3494043Ross doesn't really like ponies and wouldn't want to go to Equestria.
>>3494063>"I doubt you even needed it."SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>1102>206
>>3494082get off the table anon, that's purple magichorn not white dressmaker
>>3494061>She cries as you hold her in a bear hug.>It was the first time she talked to you.
>>3494063Wrote a proper Twaifufic pls
>>3494059Would you even say it's p good?
femRover, femGarble, and DJ Acid are hanging out for a day.What happens?
>>3494111Kill yourself
>>3494111MLPG complains that your trying to insert your shitty macro OC into things they actually like
>>3494111DJ Acid's skin explodes, her bones collapse, and she suffocates all at the same timeFemrover and Femgarble probably grievously wound eachother and die
>>3494111The entire day is shitty.Rocks fall, everyone dies.The end.
>>3494110yeh p good but weres da drop?lol
>>3494111Fuck you.
>>3494111I think we should give these things a rest. They were funny at first but now it's time to stop.
>>3494111Get this shit out of here.
>One day, MLPG ignored the Acid bullshit.>Angel died from lack of attention.>The end.
>>3494130>>3494129>>3494125>>3494122Is Red Ribbon still okay?
>>3494136No, it used to be a real subject matter. It's losing purchase as flavor of the month.You don't just ignore flavors of the month to kill them, you have to actively hate them./v/ is a good example of this
>>3494111Nuclear Launch Detected.
>>3494144Her swollen bits floated her out of the mess.
Describe your least favorite pony with one word.
>>3494136But Angel doesn't even come here, nor does she care.
>>3494111>They sit at a table all day.>Plenty of paper.>Plenty of pens.>DJ Acid teach the others how to draw flowers, femRover teach the others how to draw wolves, femGarble sharpens the pencils
>>3494144Yes, so is femrover and femgarble.But Acid has to go.
>>3494152Useless
>>3494144Well, the guy/girl who makes red ribbon is a contributor so sure, why not
>>3494152Worst
>>3493475Who is the artist of this pic? My boner exploded
>>3494152Shit.
>>3494149>No, it used to be a real subject matter.It never was.
>>3494152Pink.
>>3494152diabetes
>>3494152Extensions
>>3494169Except for the fact that it was.Even if you ignored it, entire night threads have been dedicated to it.
>>3494152obnoxious
>>3494063holy fuck how much of this is there?
UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.htmlit's taken me over a week to write 1000 words for a ficwriting is suffering
>>3494152Egotistical
Anyone got a crack?
Jesus Christ, when will season 3 come to end my suffering.
>>3494193http://sai.detstwo.com/sai/
>>3494180For real? Shit.
>>3494152invisiblefeel nothingness, because it's not real.
>>3494165Please respond
>>3494197A month and a half hopefully
>>3494193I used to give this aroundhttp://dl.dropbox.com/u/46527343/PaintToolSAI.rarIt's the whole program with some brushes.
>>3494063>The shock of what she's asking hits you like a ton of bricks and you suddenly have more energy than you've had all night>"Are you su-" You're interrupted by her desperate nodding and the thought of what you're doing strips any rational thought from your mind. Again.>After getting her confirmation you slide yourself down and line your throbbing dick up with her dripping wet slit>The angle is a bit awkward so you grab on to her mane for leverage as you slowly start to penetrate her for the first time>Her body writhes with anticipation and when she can't stand it any more she slams her rear straight into your crotch with an audible slapping noise that's drowned out by her moan of ecstasy.>Her entire frame shivers, sending waves of pleasure up your spine and causing you to jerk out of her a tiny bit>She doesn't like that, it seems, as she makes a desperate sound, almost like a growl, and brings herself back down on you with even more force.>It's not very easy to move at this angle so after a few awkward thrusts you help her up from her side onto her legs while you get up onto your knees>You have to leave her for this and by the time you're both in position she's desperately shaking her ass for you>You're more than happy to oblige her and you slam yourself as deep as you possibly can, drawing out a long groan from Twilight, who is face down in a pillow.
>>3494163>>3494156>>3494151
>>3494193>not torrenting it in the first place
>>3494152Yellowautism it's one word, right?
>>3494199Yeah man, we've even made greentexts on it.
>>3494180I was never a subject matter, all it was, if anything was a number of fucktards that figured they were grabbing onto a great thing.And I would argue THAT because i have seen many a general where it looked like the Acid shit was one samefag trying to spread his own shit as far as he could on the walls like he was making his mark.
>>3494215What is this pony's deal anyway, I completely missed it.
>>3494215God she's so awful
>>3494180I don't know why this shit happens. I've fapped to the DJ ANTHRO BUTT CLUB pic a few times but other than that I just cannot find Angel's shittastic anatomy fappable. Plus the 70 feet tall with a giant radioactive green dick thing is fucking retarded. I think I hate DJ Acid.
>>3494219Why.It's not even slightly good.
>>3494165seconding this. that pic sent me to bonertown USA.
>>3494228How rude
>>3494215I have to admit, I couldn't get into chubby ponies until Ross described fat in an attractive way.Now I can't get enough, I feel like I've ascended in terms of bonertude. I've never felt more proud than the day I came to a largely nonsexual picture of Red Ribbon.
>>3494219>Snarky Bastard.Argument invalidated.>Hey, Acid is accepted here, you should draw her more like the other OC's.Nope.
>>3494227She has a puffy vagina, anus and teats. In sfw pic of her though, I don't know.
>>3494219
>>3494227She's the visualized embodiment of the perfect slutty mare.At least for some anons.
>>3494227She's an OC who's into frilly dresses and inflation.That pic was cropped from one where she has bulgy marebits and crotchboobs.
Drawings where?
>>3494255someone please dump red ribbon
>>3494261In my butt, care to draw in it?
>>3494264Ah fuck it I will
>>3494215pls post full version of thispls anonpls
>>3494249It wasn't an argument, it was presenting proof that it was the subject for a large portion of threads.Either way, it's gotta go.
>>3494271Is her cutie mark binding ribbons?That must be a pretty depressing life
>>3494249I hate that guy so much.
>>3494245seriously no one has the source?
>>3494219>This is my argument on why this horrific OC should be accepted here.>How dare you say she isn't gold before your eyes.>You just cannot understand how deep and meaningful her ass raves are.
>>3494259Oh okay.>>3494264Don't dumpJust post a few reference picturesFor research>captcha istingbu swelling
>>3494281Disgusting
>DJ Acid is the closest thing to Macrophilia you will ever get the general to talk aboutOh well.I never liked the character. Grotesque anatomy and that hyper dick ruined it completely
>>34942832deep4u
>>3494281thank you anon you're my favorite deputy
>>3494281Ewww
>>3494283Are you fucking serious? Follow the reply chains you gigantic retard. I was saying that it had to go in the first place.
>>3494288You gonna draw chuby pony nasse?
>>3494291DJ Acid greentext shit is hot as fuck tho
>>3494281
>>3494306It's not
>>3494301I will take "What is sarcasm for a thousand Alex."
>>3494255>her fat marecunt winking hungrily around your shaft>her pudgy belly jiggling as she bounces in your lapYeah, it's pretty spot on.
>>3494302http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
>>3494306Not really. TF isn't my thing.
>>3494306It's if you're into fetishes, otherwise it's fucking disgusting.
>>3494311Wrong! It was: What is "I was pretending to be retarded!"
>>3494315>The likes/dislikes are perfectly balancedWhat the fuck is going on
>>3494281why is there so many pictures of her showing off her own vagina and chubby belly?
>>3494288Got some draws on que?
>>3494308u falsin bro?
>>3494307How new are you?
>>3494322Because >Neutral you fucking short of mind.
>>3494288Alright I'll only post one more
>people complaining about AcidOh shit, this is a real day thread now, isn't it?
>>3494331Thanks, Sherlock
>>3494333pls anonpls go
>>3494291It's just Vinyl Scratch with F-15 sized, glowing dick.
>>3494333I'm in night threads most of the time and I think Acid is fucking shit
>>3493686>>3493686>>3493686>>3493686Nasse, you still here? Could you ink your previous pic with Celestia and pillow plz?
>>3494333It's been on its way out for a while now, anon. I liked it, but don't pretend like you've got to be part of the day threads to dislike it.It's leaving like all flavors of the month do.
>>3494329>One faggot singles out a greentext.>"LOOK AT HOW POPULAR THIS SHIT IS, ANON, HOW DARE YOU FURSICUTE ME!"
>>3494318that is so terrible it crashed my browser.
>>3494333I never liked Acid at night either. I also don't like the fart things either. It reminds me of when Faceless constantly brought scat into everything
>>3494336
>>3494152Rarity kind of looks like a feeder mouse wit a horn.
>>3494327I need to draw a good Twaifu pic for BDN, Rainbow Dash for Nopony and a few things for MLPG DnD, but I can reprioritize.>>3494345Doubtful.
>>3494354I love these.
>>3494333green dick, giant like Gulliver or whatever.
New GF when?
>>3494355>Mice.Oh boy, do I get to write a few grimderp pony mice meet mouse trap greentexts now?!
>>3493475someone tell me the fucking source of this image or the pony gets it
>>3494212Oh my god I can't control this torrent of words halp>With this new angle you can feel yourself hitting new places in her and with a bit of experimentation, you find an angle that helps you bottom out against her cervix>The first time you hit it all of her motion stops; her body freezes, her breathing halts, and the moan she was in the middle of producing gets cut off, and it produces an eerie atmosphere>Experimentally, you pull out and drive into her again, hitting the same spot>This time, you feel her body quiver and a sharp gasp escapes her lips and is muffled into the pillow>You do it again and this time her body starts quaking and her gasps escalates into a a weak moan>You settle into a steady rhythm that has you hitting her cervix on every thrust and after only a few seconds of this her neck arches backwards and she moans loudly into the air for you to hear>Some magic sparks fly off her horn that singe the bedsheets and her pussy locks down around you so hard it's difficult to move even with the copious amounts of lubrication her body is producing>You give up on moving for the moment while she rides out her orgasm, but reach out and grab her horn, which burns slightly under your grasp.>As soon as your hand makes contact with it her eyes shoot open and her moan stops midway>A white light starts coming from her eyes that's too bright to look directly into so you divert your gaze.
>>3494363
>>3494367>2012>Watching Grabbity Balls
Does anyone have the picture of Sethisto with his body pillow?
>>3494376HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3494370No. Because MLPG doesn't do that type of Greentext anymore. At all.
>>3494372>NyxSwallow, for the love of all that is good and holy.
>>3494361No need to reprioritize.Was just curious.
>>3494367>tfw no gf
>>3494373keep going. for the love of god, keep going.
>>3494389>tfw gf
>>3494361Alright, tis coolyou uh happene to have the sketch? I need it for reasons
Oh man chubby pones eh?
>>3494389>>3494395>tfw faceless.
>>3494402YES
>>3494377It's about time I saw someone who disliked it.
>>3494395>>3494389
>>3494404
>>3494398
>>3494402YESYES
>>3494402Ross pls go
>>3494361>Doubtful.But why, it is damn awesome and worth to be colored
>>3494402Look at that poor thing.It is not nearly chubby enough.
>>3494414I don't think you put enough anime cliches in this. Wink, tongue out, okay, but you should add blush, shiny skin, and a panty shot.
>>3494424It is, but I can't into inking
>>3494402SMALLER
aaah you guys are greatI need to get back to drawing>>3494278it pretty much just means she's good at wearing + making dresses and stuff
>>3494428Its more pudgy than chubby. still cute
>>3494434Lies.At last try it.
>>3494434Nasse, stop being so down on yourself and just do it. you won't progress in inking ability if you don't go and DO IT, stop being scared of it
>>3494436OKAY
>>3494458>3 MB
When did MLPG turn into FurAffinity?
>>3494467Anon, your new is showing
>>3494475Ages ago
>>3494466I bet it's lesbians.
>>3494466I don't like this guy's style
>>3494466>Rainbow Dash is straight.
>>3494475About August 2011
>>3494466>;3
>>3494466>That handwriting>That handwriting's coloursmy eyes
>>3494484Just look at the second panel :3
>>3494373>After a brief moment she looses all strength and falls down on the bed; you slide out of here with a sucking sound and a faint pop.>You look down at the purple pony and see her in a almost catatonic state, with her tongue lolled out and her eyes half open while her legs and ears twitch intermittently.>You pull yourself up to her face to make sure she's okay but before you can do much checking she slides back into reality and stares you in the face>Without saying anything she rolls so her legs are splayed on either side of you.>She awkwardly tries to wrap them around you but when she does it doesn't offer for much movement so she decides to use magic instead>You feel a tingling sensation all around your body as she guides your still hard dick back into her yet again.>The magic aura around you dwindles as she loses concentration and you take it upon yourself to resume moving>She's so out of it from her last orgasm that now she's practically just along for the ride, her head and tongue lolling to the side as you bump her body up and down with your thrusts>You can feel a tightening in your groin as you get closer and closer to cumming and just as you're losing yourself to the feeling you feel the tingling tug of magic at the back of your head and suddenly you're face to face with the gorgeous purple pony>Without any words you lock lips again and wrap your arms around her, then bring her into a sitting position in your lap, forcing yourself as deep as possible
>>3494466>blush upon blush
Oh man I love reading shit like this
>>3494509You trying to write an novel there, son?
>moist
>>3494521Its his first time greentexting.Hes going to go until his body gives out I'm afraid.
>>3494525>musky
>>3494530ah, to be a greentext virgin again.
>>3494517It seems like it's cool to hate the Olympics. Why is that?
>>3494517join marines
>>3494530Oh jeez, poor guy. I'm not knockin him for it but damn, he's gonna burn himself out.
>>3494531>bloated>heavy>dripping>sweaty
dammit, its second time
>>3494542>MarinesYeah right, I'd actually like to be a part of something that isn't a joke.
>>3494539because they're helping the terrists win with all of this overpreparation shit.
>>3494531>>3494525>>3494547why is everyone talking about fluttershy?
>>3494550>Showing your IP>Ever
>>3494547>smooth >churning>tender
this is the feel that never endsyes it goes on and on my friendssome anon started writing it not knowing what it wasand he'll continue writing it forever just because
Why the fuck do you people write so much in greentext?Just write it properly like a normal human being you retards.
>>3494546That's too well drawn for what it is,
Just trying to bump it to the limit, we need new horse soon.
>>3494550Check out those repeating digits...
>RossBah to you
>>3494466
Is Lectorus here?
>>3494563Chill the fuck out skipper, let it happen naturally.
>>3494559>thrusting>hilting>flaring>erupting
>>3494557Like it matters when you have dynamic IP.
>>3494557What can you do eith people's IPs anyway?
>>3494546Kill yourself 0r0.
>>3494561>BUT I DON'T KNOW HOWOh god, my ideas for normal fanfiction is so shit. But I will press on.
>>3494572we're kidding. Kidding!you havn't drawn a fat mime
>>3494553So when ARE we going to form our own PMC, MLPG?
>>3494557IP its shopped, inb4>hurr I was only pretenting
>>3494586steal their megahertz
>>3494563What the fuck am I looking at?
>>3494586Download their RAM
>>3494598>Winking Horse
>>3494586
>>3494601this, general is full of internet ducks
>>3494579>Viscous >Bulging>Salty>Filling
>>3494546I am shooping out the thankfully small signature.
Move when ready:>>3494583>>3494583>>3494583>>3494583>>3494583
>>3494586You can find thier house.
>>3494561I prefer reading the greentext format, it cuts out a lot of unneccessary words.
>>3494628so find that one posted in pic
Story time.So I went into work and found that some smallchild has forgotten their pony toy. It's that pink pony with the butterfly wings and regal cutiemakr.I played with it all around the store. Sneaking up on co-workers and doing silly voices.
>>3494623Really? Fucking really?
>>3494624I'm not ready yet faggot
>>3494622>Thick>Delicious>Intoxicating>More>MORE
>>3494641the hate that people in the general hold for others is rather ridiculous at times
>>3494517>ridiculous amount of preparation in case of air attack>not enough security guards at the ground to stop some idiot with a cause from bringing in a dozen bombsNice job.
>>3494638>That awkward feel when you post something you want others to see after people already moved and you're not sure if you want to repost it
>>3494657Oh god I know.
>>3494650You're scaring me, anon
>>3494638>You will never snog on Ice Packs ears.
>>3494656>France.
>>3494509>>3494521I-I never meant for this to happen>Pushing this deep tosses you far over the edge and your body convulses as you finally unload into Twilight's soft wetness>Feeling your heat fill her up sends her into yet another orgasm and she tightly clamps down and milks you for every drop you can give her>Finally after what feels like an eternity, your orgasm stops, you release your death grip of the purple pony, and flop backwards on the bed while Twilight does the same>For the next few minutes the only sound in the room is the labored breathing coming from both of you as you come off your respective highs>You both move at once, reluctantly pulling apart and relocating to a more normal lying position, with you acting again as the big spoon>Twilight sighs contentedly and whispers a barely audible "thank you">You bury your head into her mane and give the back of her head a kiss as she slips off into a deep slumber>You smile to yourself and clutch the warm pony to your chest tightly as you slowly drift off into unconciousness
>>3494668I always thought of "snog" as a mouth to mouth kiss.
>>3491618>>3494681So NO I WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HORSES
>>3494681>>3491764>First post four hours agoOh... Oh god.What have I done.
>>3494695damn you really fucking took that seriously.
>>3494709Now it needs to be capped. All of it.
>>3494709You better believe your a fanfic writer Anon...Cuz, something about being in a ghost story or something and I became a skeleton.
>>3494728>your
>>3494681>>3494509>>3494373>>3494212>>3494063>>3493872>>3493694>>3493537>>3493340>>3493106>>3492921>>3492785>>3492637>>3492486>>3492334>>3492141>>3492026>>3491878>>3491764>19 posts of about 1,500 characters each>About 28500 charactersI've got a lot of copy pasting to do
>>3494761Send it to pastebin and link when ya done.
>>3494815>>3494842
