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>>3487643Do belly rubs count as exercise?
>You will never lift weights with dash
THANK GOD
Panko Poe
would pone play vidya
DORKS
>>3487676The one who rub the belly of course!
>>3487643Mai waifu exercises. It's canon.She's also the only one whom we KNOW is toilet trained.Suck on that.
>>3487691
its a cartoon.you worry about them exercising?lolwutI seriously wish i had your people's address i would make a murder vid and release it for the masses and prove that no matter how much "loveandtolerancebullshit" you have it all ends the same with you on your knees screaming while im gutting you with a hacksaw.
>Watch a little bit of rugby>It looks stupid as fuck and people just throw the ball back and forth until they score>Hits, if any, are just people being gently pulled to the ground as everyone on the field climbs all over themHow the fuck do people call this tougher than American football again?
>>3487696Yes, we'd play Dota together and she'd pick the character named after her, because I am of course talking about LuNyx
>>3487665>Previous Thread>>>
Plane pones will live on in my heart.
I'm gonna start watching 1 episode per day, and repeat until we get S3.Days where I cannot escape other humans, I will skip.
>>3487720>H-here I go!
>>3487682But Dash is a cardio bunny that squats at most.If you want to lift weights, you gotta sign up for some Gilda action.
>>3487736I'm not even trolling, I'm asking a real question.I don't see how this can compare at all.
>>3487712and still idiots think all human pinkies have to be obese
Post more plane ponies!
>>3487719Do you still not realize how fucking stupid it is to try to "gut" someone with a HACKSAW?
>>3487749>I don't see how this can compare at all.Because they can't.There are almost no rules in tackling in American Football, whereas Rugby has relatively strict ones. That's the justification for the padding. As for Rugby however, the hits are often hard as fuck because of no padding and it's not uncommon to see players with blood over their faces, particularly the ears, and their shirt
>>3487720I think they like to take pride that they are not wearing armor while they play the game.
>>3487752B-but Pinkie is obese! Just like how Twilight is black.
>>3487719>You've been going this all daythat is so very, very, sad
>>3487712but applejack came out of the bathroom stall!
>>3487720>>It looks stupid as fuck and people just throw the ball back and forth until they score>>Hits, if any, are just people being gently pulled to the ground as everyone on the field climbs all over themMaybe you should watch more than a little bit of Rugby. You clearly don't know how the game plays
>>3487719But I'm a /k/ommando and if you entered my house your arm would be broken by a German Shepherd and then you'd have a .45 ACP-sized hole in your chest
>>3487731>I thought her legs were a gigantic penis
>>3487752Well, I wouldn't mind a little extra...
>>3487786And Fluttershy is muslim
>>3487737How dare yo->Dash mostly does a lot of flying>flying = runningDamn it, you're right. AJ can kick really hard. Didn't she almost win the tug of war? Is AJ stronger than Rainbow Dash?
>>3487731who's the artist on these?I need an archive or something of all these cute plane ponies!
>>3487784Armor makes everything even more badass though.This is coming from a guy who hates watching sports.
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN>IN MY COUTNRY>IN THE CITY WHERE I STUDYhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-18872643
>>3487803>still owning a Revolver>2012
>>3487737i would write about weight-lifting with Gilda, but i don't know anything about weight-lifting.
>>3487788>autistic shitstain anon will never return
>>3487815>not knowing Jessy's style>2010+2
>>3487815Jessy
>>3487786>Twilight is blackI like this fanon.
>>3487801>>3487778Alright, thanks for being civil.Can you explain some of the rules?
>>3487815jessy
>>3487817>living in Mexico
>>3487752exercise has little to do with it. Diet is way more significant.
>>3487817>caring
>>3487826>he doesnt even lift
>>3487786
>>3487799Fine.Pinkie and AJ are the only ones.Every other pone just shits while they walk.
>>3487752she doesn't need to be obese.but she needs to have padding.
>>3487817HAHAHAHAHA
>>3487826Well lucky for you, I know everything about weightlifting.What would you like to know?
>>3487827hey krabbremember that ponyville answers tumblr
>>3487813If Dash hadn't had wings, AJ would have won nearly every contest.I would venture a guess that AJ is stronger.
>>3487846Mexico is my second-favorite country to play as in Victoria 2.First is Texas
>>3487826do you even lift
>>3487854Does she hat us now?
>>3487846im the guy who posted it and agree, this place is a shithole..what's a neat country to live in?
>>3487815Eh.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4qwh12nglfvyh3k/TrEEFHzGAfJust don't be retarded with them. Most of them are Jessy's, but there are a few that are by other people.
>>3487867>needsThere's that word again.
>>3487819You almost had me
>>3487817this guy is complaining that people look at him strangely when he wears his fursuit in normal public places
>>3487859I do a little light weightlifting everyday, but it's so fucking boring.I can't bring myself to do it very long.
>>3487867Oh I love a bit of meat on Pinkie like that.>>3487876But that could be solve by having Rainbow Dash doing the contest with her wings tied.
>>3487813>Is AJ stronger than Rainbow Dash?I think the whole earth pony vs. pegasus thing kind of confirms that AJ is the physically stronger of the two by default. Let us also not forget that Faust's original intent was for each pony to have varying body types, and AJ was planned to be much stockier (I believe that's the word? Really I'm just looking for a polite way to say "butch") than she is now.So, yeah, she's the stronger of the two.
>>3487817>Monterrey>norteEstoy es lo que los guachos creen.
>>3487861Bonbon get off my laptop
>>3487875>Hey Michael Jordan, do you "remember Space Jam.""I don't need this."
>>3487866When traveling long distances on hoof or already in the woods, I'm assuming they totally do this.But it'd be a faux pas to just drop one in the middle of town.
>>3487847>exercise has little to do with it. Diet is way more significant.Come on man, I have to break my balls lifting 3 times a week along with eating 2400+ calories to gain any muscle mass, you really think it's just diet that affects weight?
>>3487836specifically, this one.
>>3487887England
>>3487867I fucking hate this one.Nothing indicates Pinkie to me.It's just some chick with pink hair and a Pinkie bikini.
>>3487895fuckin THIS
>>3487898>>3487876RD is faster and has more upper body strength because she won the arm wrestleAJ can buck harder
>>3487891I actually don't know why you'd use a revolver still. Ignorant as fuck when it comes to guns, so could you sell it to me? They seem very...dated
>>3487861
>>3487909Really, it's more like asking Jordan about the entirety of his career as a basketball executive.
>>3487927>Buck harder>unf
>>3487927>buck harderunfunf
>>3487917And she looks like a huge slut.Pinkie wouldn't give a look like that.
>>3487896listen to music while you do it
>>3487817Of all the cities....Primero se va la luz y ahora esto
>>3487937>>3487941hhhhhehehehe
>>3487927It's pretty much canon that she even lifts if that dumbell present for Spike is any indication
>>3487948>Death Gripswhy does anybody like this shit?
>>3487934>you too
>>3487817goddammit wolf nanaki
>>3487871Not Snarky, obviously, but is there a good reference site I can use in the future?
>>3487934
>>3487931.45 ACP is not a common revolver round at all.In this case it'd be leaving the barrel of a 1911.
>>3487943>Pinkie wouldn't be a slut
>>3487943You are underestimating Pinkie.
>Plane pone AI falls for you>it's fucking Christine all over againHope you like your jealous tank buster mistaking everyone you talk to as a target.
>>3487948I just can't man.I just can't.
>>3487875yeah, it was basically a fancy request list.Popularity of it has pretty much died.Was fun while it lasted, but I'm not super interested in keeping it going.
>>3487898what do you think each ponies body type would have been?
>>3487917fine, then.
>>3487964because it's fun
>>3487979>le delay close pone
>>3487968P-pls.>>3487962>implying it wasn't Dash's personal dumbbell that she tried once and never used again
>>3487981>.45SCP>a revolver round>Automatic Colt PistolI just....what?
>>34878171) How is driving a car while wearing a fursuit okay?2) Why is everything a "movement" these days? It's just a clique or subculture.
>>3487982>>3487983It's just the look in that picture, it looks evil.
>>3487964it's the musical equivalent of smashing your head against a wall as hard as you can and then sticking your tongue on a 9 volt battery for a whileit's not for everyone
>>3488015It makes people feel like they're part of something greater
>>3487995Much much better.
>>3488005There are revolvers chambered for .45 ACP, you know. That anon just made the assumption that it was common.
>>3488016
>>3488003
>>3488023IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>i cant figure out how to make an Exhentai accountwow fuck, why is this shit so hard. why is it even blocked in the first place?
>>3488016She can look like anything she like and be the complete opposite of her expression.
>>3487817>They say their hobby is a light-hearted way to express love for animals and that their handmade costumes give them confidence>love for animalspfffffftthahahaha
>>3487982>>3487983Shut up, you guys.Mai waifu is pure and innocent.Talk about Rarity some more.
>>3487987Have you tried doing it at home, with a good stereo system blasting music really loud?Oh, and put more weight on the bar than you can lift comfortably. If you aren't a trembling mess by the end of your workout, you didn't push yourself hard enough.
What do you think the ponies think of Chik-Fil-A
>>3487962But how do you even KNOW it was a dumbbell? Spike never unwrapped it.
>>3488034
>>3487943I know, right?Just kidding though, I agree, it lacks Pinkie's personality to me too.
FRIENDOFF IS DUE SOONIS IT THE 30TH OR 31ST?
>>3488068:V
>>3488059>don't call my waifu a slutSorry bro, she's a fucking party girl.
>>3488059How about both
>>3488064But that's wrong and a very good way to hurt yourself.It's a very bad misconception that you've got to be in pain by the end of a workout.
>>3488016sometimes she is evil. sometimes she isn't. sometimes she just craves dick.
>>3488059But Rarity never exercise at ALL!
>>3488049>>3488049http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html
>>3488059Rarity? That slutI bet she'd blow me for 5 bits
>>3488079yeah, i should probably start that soon
>>3488068>Rainbow Dash gave Spike two 15 packs of CD-Rs and a half of a pair of nun-chucks
>>3488091NO PAIN NO GAIN
>>3488087>Pink Pone mimicking a slut.gif
>>3488066why do idiots keep thinking equestria is like america?
>>3488108Spitfire confirmed for slut.
>>3488069
>>3488091but if I don't tear all the muscles I can they will never regrow stronger
>>3488121Sweeeeet
>>3488082Of course she is. But that doesn't mean she has sex with everyone.Please.She's too innocent.
>>3488087I like to move my mouse around so it looks like they're following it.What are friends like?
>>3488121She always been a slut. A useless on at it.
>>3488122
>>3488104she won't blow you, but if she thinks you're hot, she'll fuck you for free. but if you want to pay her, that's fine.
>>3488091>Gilda will never wrestle the bar out of your hands and thud it back into the holders, asking you if you actually WANT to rip a muscle or crush your throat or sternum when your arms give out.>"You're not gonna impress me by going over your limit, Dweeb - drop some of that weight and don't be an idiot."
>>3488016She's an evil enchantressand she'll take off your pantsesWhile she deepthroats your knobShe'll be giving you glancesAnd then what will she doWhen she tastes your sweet gooShe will gargle it downAnd let you watch it go through
>>3487995why is she so perfect
>>3488126I know that's probably a joke, but I care about you faggots too much to let you hurt yourselves.You don't really believe that, right?
>>3488140
>>3488149It's science, bro
>>3488140>>3488154
>>3488149Isn't that how excersising works?
>>3488136>that doesn't mean she has sex with everyoneOh please, she's first in line for a gangbang or some work at the glory hole.
>>3488149well if you say it that way maybe i should learn a bit more about health and fitness
>>3488049>>3488099>Why is it even blocked?e-hentai doesn't allow certain things (guro, loli/shotacon, bestiality, probably some other stuff, too) because their advertisers wouldn't like it. So they have a mirror site that includes that stuff. It's just all weird and super-secret because they don't want the masses leaching off the site.
>>3488099i cant even do the first step. i keep getting this.
>>3488143>doing anything to impress women>not doing it for yourself0/10
>>3488149>but I care about you faggots too much to let you hurt yourselvesPff, what are you, some kind of pussy?
>>3488143>Gilda being safe in the gymOh god my fetish>You're sweating bullets after a set, and you're about to go into another>She stops you and forces you to rack the bar>"Hey dweeb, make sure to stay hydrated and get adequate rest between sets, otherwise you could seriously hurt yourself!">To your embarrassment, she follows you to the water fountain to make sure you drink>Everyone is watching
>>3488143>"i don't want you to get hurt"
>>3488164>>3488162Stop it you know I can't tell if you're joking
>>3488147I usually prefer chubby Pinkie, but this is my number one most favorite human Pinkie.And this is coming from a fairly committed Pinkie waifufag.
http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/cursor.shtml
>>3488169Go to e-hentai. Make an account, verify it if needed, sign in. Go into your cookies and edit the e-hentai ones by replacing the dash with an x. Google cookie editors if you need. Alternatively find the sad panda fixer for chrome and use that. That's what I do and it's much easier
>MLPG is full of men with a submission fetish
>>3488195>scared meatball on a fork.jpg
>>3488169What are you clicking on, anon?Go to the forums. Click on "register." Register account.
>>3488137>>3488087OH GOD THIS IS SO FUN
>>3488206Yup~
>>3488185>She has a educational video they use in elementary school in which she promotes schoolyard safety
>>3488185>this is legitimately someone's fetish
>>3488206It's just a fetish, man.I'd never act it out in real life, I'm too dominate.
>>3488197Too bad the artist went full furryDamn shame. He could draw some nice bodies and feet
>>3488166No.Please.She wouldn't.
>>3488221>she works with several anti-bullying organizations
>>3488206>that feel when you will never be spitroasted lovingly one side and rough on the other side
>>3488228>jackMan, he just all of a sudden went full furfag mode one day. What the fuck happened?
>>3488169Sup bro try this, Its got a Chrome version too if you use that.http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html
>>3488206You're -just- now figuring this out?
>>3488223It's not even really my fetish, I was just joking about that part.But working out with Gilda would be nice.
>>3488224>You will never let a girl put you on a leash and step on your balls while you beg for more.
>>3488206Yeah but I like to switch it up, too. I'm mostly dom.
>>3488220oh gosh don't say it like thatall I want in life is to be Big Mac's little subby mare, and everytime someone says "yup" it makes my emotions hurt
jelly?
>>3488137So now I'm sitting here like a retard doing it over and over again. Most fun I've had in days.
>>3488252I wish I knew man but like I said.It's a fucking tragedy in my book.He was drawing such nice women.
>>3488257>MLPG in charge of reading the reply chain
>>3488236But she would.
>>3488270looks legit
>>3488258this picture is hilarious
>>3488147Because the pic shows her as sexually-charged and forward, yet playful at the same time.The sex would be fun and at the same time very intimate and loving - because what greater way is there to show someone you love them than by making each other feel good and enjoying each other's bodies?The only thing she loves more than having an orgasm is giving one to you.And think of what breakfast the morning after would be like.
>>3488270Too casual for a Cutie ark on your ass, scrub?
>>3488258That picture is ridiculousPrequel when
>>3488270>"Grandpa grandpa! Tell us the story of how you got your tattoo!"
>>3488228I know.It's the feet and the thighs and the belly and the nose and the hair that I love.This is the most accurate looking human Pinkie, in my opinion, that I've seen.
>>3488270Oh my
>>3488270God knows that's how I name all the photos I take.
>>3488268I want to be Soarin's little submissive trap mare.
>>3488297Prequel to what?
>>3488163
>>3488252Isn't furry art like a jackpot when it comes to getting money as an artist?
>>3488242Sorry batman, I'm just not feeling it with this one picture.I see it fine in my head but when I go to put it down... eugh
>>3488291anon what are you doing to me
>>3488303his other pics of the main characters were good toohis RD one and AJ are great because he gave them some muscle.
>>3488270is that fat or muscle?
>>3488268>he will never fill you up with his children
>>3488270How long until someone gets a DJ acid tattoo?
>>3488301>Then the children at the nursing home realize that you aren't their grandpa at all.>You die alone.It's okay we all die alone
>>3488320
>>3488291Frosting for breakfast.
>>3488339hopefully an eternity.
>>3488327He's not taking commisions though, that's the thing.
>>3488338B-but I would make such a good mother!
>>3488339>a girl with big tits gets one>it doesn't even need to be a tattoo>she paints her tits white and forearm green
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>>3488185>>3488143i wish more people would write >feels with gilda.Nothing gets me harder than a woman like her dominating the relationship in every way possible.
>>3488291Would Pinkie be apprehensive at first about femdom play; she doesn't want to hurt me or make me feel bad?Would she realize it's what I want, and get in to the role super hard?Would she invite her friends over to share my oral services with them?
>>3488185>you finish your set>she helps you rack the bar and you put the weights back and wipe down the bench>She buttonholes you as you go to start your next set, and shoves a nalgene bottle into your chest.>"Take a break and hydrate.">"But Gilda--">"Don't argue, Dweeb. Break. Hydrate. Now.">"Drink."
>>3488270why would dash ride a motorcycle? there aint even any roads in ponyville.
>>3488347Why does everything need to be a pone
>>3488206I don't even have a fetish. I'm far too narcissistic to do someone else's bidding, even in play.
>>3488331what artist?
>>3488347Oh, that Prequel. Well what the hell do you mean by "when?" I'm not tied to the project in any way beyond being a fan.
>>3488375Jack.
>>3488338Snarky~
>>3488370>needing roads>2012
>>3488064>If you aren't a trembling mess by the end of your workout, you didn't push yourself hard enough.>MLPG in charge of workout safety
>>3488380I don't care I'm just bugging you about itWhat do you think is gonna happen?
>>3488366>Not being monogamous with Pinkie.Come on, now.
>>3488330>the sound of her giggling into your lips as you kiss>the feel of her hair as you run your fingers through it
>>3488390why the need to show her pregnant?
>>3488371Not everything...there's never been a mystery science theater 3000 pony
>>3488402it's part of his fetish
>>3488402She's not pregnant there.
>>3488365What, you mean like Gilda forcing you to fuck her while you're both trying to eat dinner?
>>3488402Considering the dripping mess from her backside I'd say it was cum inflation.
>>3488402She's not. Her belly is swollen with cum
>>3488402Impregnation is a turn-on for a lot of peopleAlso she's not pregnant there that's just a lot of cum or something even though that doesn't really make any sense
>>3488381>google jack pinkie pie human artist>176,000 resultsLink?
>>3488418oh thats hot
>>3488415Maybe she could tease me with a talon under the table, and reprimand me loudly when I fidget, making all the ponies in the restaurant glare at me
>>3488402Because impreg fetish, I assume. What I want to know is what the hell is going on with the cock in the top right.
>actually wanting to be dominatedI don't know why the thought of it pisses me off so much, but it does.
>>3488395Katia is going to have her hopes and dreams crushed under the iron heel that is Kazerad's concept of reality in the Elder Scrolls universe.On a serious note? I think we'll see more of her life previous to her arrival in Cyrodiil. I think it was always obvious that Kaz would take it in that direction eventually, and this seems like the perfect opportunity to do so.
>>3488398noooooooanon plsplspls
>>3488411>>3488417>>3488418>ignoring the diagram of sperm swimming towards an eggWell, okay then.
oh boy is it time for Pinkie Pie?
>>3488442>irrational angeri know that feel
>>3488442Probably because you're insecure or something.
>>3488433But anon, her talons are in the front.She'd have to rub her paw on your crotch instead.
>>3488452
>>3488450Listen, anon, it's time we had the talk with the birds and the bees and how fertilization works....
>>3488442Ooh~ you can fuck me while you're so mad, anon.
>>3488398>Sitting together on a long trip home by bus/train/someone else's car.>Resting your face in her curly pink hair as she nestles into your chest.>Both falling asleep.>Arms around one another.
>>3488450>ignoring the semen still dripping off her backsideAlrighty madame
>>3488470right, paw.whatever.
>>3488450I could draw a diagram of sperm swimming down your throat, would that mean you're gay?
>>3488450Anon, I don't think you know baby making works
>>3488470Go on.I-I mean, I'm just assuming he wants you to go on. It just seems logical, and all.
>>3488425http://jacknflow.tumblr.com/
>>3488188>"Don't get the wrong idea, dweeb. It'd make me look bad as a coach if you went and pulled something by being an idiot.">she sticks the mouthpiece of her canteen between your lips>"Now less talk, more drink."
>>3488444>her goofy grin as she takes removes your pants and underwear using only her teeth>the sudden tickling sensation rippling through your abdomen when she presses her lips to your belly button and gives you the loudest zerbert ever
>>3488452Just exercising with Pinkie.CAN YOU FAGGOT KEEP UP WITH HER? I bet you would not even last an HOUR wit her exercising program.
>>3488365I'm more fond of competitive-alpha Gilda.>If she doms you, she gets off on the power trip>If you dom her, she gets off on you manning up and taking what's yours
>>3488483What if she managed to free you under the table? What if the only thing stopping the whole restaurant from seeing was a thin tablecloth?How would you react?
>>3488390>he will never call you his "little darlin'">he will never rest all his weight on you>he will never grunt as he fucks you>he will never make you feel like you're being split apart>he will never cum inside you>he will never keep you there>he will never fall asleep atop you, you feeling warm and safe with the wonderful sensation of being full>he will never nibble your ear as he sleeps
>>3488443Making a cat cry, the adventure strikes again!Yes yes. I am exciteI want to see the pineapple trick
>>3488457>>3488464>don't like to be dominated>obviously you're just irrational and insecureYeah okay.
How many of you are jacking off to all this Pinkie Pie and Gilda shit? Just curious.
>>3488405
>>3488478>going to the amusement park together>trying to suggest holding hands so you don't get lost in the crowd>getting cut off halfway through your excuse as she grabs your hand of her own volition>seeing her give you a big smile as she pulls you through the crowdsthis is hitting way too close to home...
>>3488523I would if I could.
>>3488506I would keep up with her as long as it meant i get to lick the sweat off of her afterwards
>>3488516>greentexting about getting fucked by the dumbest yokel in the show next to snails and hayseed hyuckhyuck
>>3488506>forelegs too short>too thin around the middleNo sir, I don't like it.
>>3488507I can be a fan of that as long as she never submits when you decide to alpha up, but instead she keeps battling throughout the entire session.I want to wake up the next day sore and bruised. Her too.
>>3488522Well he said he didn't know why it pissed him off, so that kind of fits the bill for irrational.
>>3488506>she tries to get you to do crossfit
>>3488511Well, I might reach under the table to try to push away her paw. Which would be really awkward now that both my hands are under the table and my pants are nearly falling off.
>>3488524Where is your god now
>>3488478>she smells like confectioner's sugar and fresh-baked cupcakes
>>3488536>Not talking means dumbI hate you anon, there's no need to get so mad at nothing.
>>3488516>you will never fuck your morbidly obese sister's bellybutton
>>3488522I think it was the violent reaction (actually geting angry at other peoples preferences) that triggered that assumption, not the dislike.But assumptions are what they are, if you're willing to let people do what they want behind closed doors, I'm not fussed about you.
>>3488503oh god noI'm so ticklish
>>3488558eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyorp
>>3488522Of course not. But getting pissed off that other people do is a different story.>>3488523My heart is being warmed by the Pinkie stuff.
>>3488554>tastes like it too
>>3488554>fresh-baked cupcakesLike a fresh bakery smell?
>>3488500>she knows there's nobody watching>she holds it between her legs and cradles your head
>>3488522Actually it had little to do with "not wanting to be dominated." It has to do with you getting all angry about it. What are you angry about? That just sounds really juvenile -- it sounds like what a kid would say:>"MAN I'M NOT NO WEIRDO WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT A GIRL STEPPING ON MY BALLS I PUNCH THE WALL WITH MY FACE UNTIL I FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN"Shit, I'm not into being submissive, either, but I don't get angry when I think about it.
>>3488563H-how does the skeleton work on these body figures?!
>all this exercise talkpls noi always get excited on nights when i know i am going to work out tommorow but seriously know it's going to be hard to get to sleep im so excited
>>3488574I wonder what else smells like a bakery...
>>3488516>that fucking feel>you will never be a motherAlso, imagining you saying this is really funny now.
>>3488524so does ponies have its own rule of the internet now."If it exists there is ponies of it"
>>3488573>you tell her she tastes yummy>she giggles and gently pushes you back down to return to your tongue-lashing
>>3488590...a yeast infection?
>>3488583>skeleton>implying the bones didnt just become fat
>>3488591
>>3488524haha that is fucking great
>>3488567Nah, I don't give a shit if others do it.>>3488576>"MAN I'M NOT NO WEIRDO WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT A GIRL STEPPING ON MY BALLS I PUNCH THE WALL WITH MY FACE UNTIL I FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN"When did I ever say anything like this.
>>3488583Consult a proffessional artist who understands how skeletons and anatomy work. Like ross. He's an expertlollololololo
>>3488590I think I know
>>3488522You're probably just sexually dominant and your reaction is due to a primal desire to, well, dominate. Simple explanation, really, I don't know where all this "durr you're insecure" shit is coming from. I don't know why people overthink fetishes so much. Sometimes people just like or don't like shit, and there's no reason for it beyond that. Stranger things have happened.
>>3488548I think at that point she'd comment on how much of a weird dweeb you're being and remind you that you're at a restaurant, and that you should act as such.Though she'd lean in close and whisper that if you don't pull your hands away and let her do what she wants, she's gonna have to make this event a little bit public, dumb ponies watching or not.
>>3488583holy shit, that is a good question.How do fat people skeletons work?
>>3488603YESYES
>>3488593its been that way for a long time now, we are waaaaaay worse than sonic.
>Like to be dominant with girls>Like to be submissive with guysThe system works.
>>3488506
>>3488583>Implying there's a skeleton in my favorite ponyOh wait...
>>3488619They break
>>3488532>riding on the roller coaster like a dozen times>going through the haunted house like a dozen times and laughing together at all the things that try to frighten you>holding hands on the ferris wheel as you watch the sun go down
>>3488551right here.>>3488592i don't know if i'm ready for that yet.
>>3488614Well shit, thanks for the answer that wasn't attacking me.
>>3488605>When did I ever say anything like this[?]see:>>3488442>I don't know why the thought of it pisses me off so much, but it doesDid my comical exaggeration make you feel mad? I'm sorry, anon.
BEHOLDTHE JAPANESE VOICE OF TWILIGHT SPARKLEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lt8EhTx8o
>>3488591YesYEEEEEESS
>>3488543>Gilda>submitPlease.>force her face into the pillow as you turn her over to do her doggy-style and pin her arms behind her back>she holds out until you come, and when you're tired and loopy, she forces your head into her crotch and makes you clean her out with your mouth.Gilda does not submit. And you can't make her....although it might be nice for a special occasion or two which you are forbidden to speak of if you don't want her to rip your balls off
>>3488603JessyPls never leave
>>3488629
I suspect going on a date with Pinkie Pie to the amusement park would put a huge dent in your wallet>$8 churros
>>3488546what is crossfit and what's so bad about it?
>>3488591I liked it better when Apple did it
>>3488590>>3488598>>3488609Hey. Don't harsh my >feel, brah.
Why hasn't Glitter Glue shown up since he got all that money?Is he going to cut and run on us?
>>3488618Well, I suppose I'd submit and bring my hands back up to the table. Would she pick up the pace when I pick up my glass of wine, making me awkwardly hold it with two hands to prevent spilling?
>>3488603JESSYGIVE PLANE PONE HATTO SHOW YOU DON'T HAT US
>>3488642That plane looks pro as fuck.
>>3488583the ross guide to being a fat furry fetish artiststep 1: forget everything you know about anatomythats is
>>3488663hes eating out real food for the first time in 2 years.
>>3488642>pass the control bro
>>3488603who's that new plane pone?can we got a full-body sketch?
>>3488662Solar winds are coming Anon. Just enjoy your chocolate eclairs/
>>3488591holy shit where do i find more
>>3488659>What is crossfitYoutube that shit, it's fucking hilarious.
>>3488628>Like to go wherever it takes meShit feels convenient yo
>>3488651>She forces your head into her crotch and makes you clean her out with your mouthOh god, the blood is rushing into my dick and making it erect
I like to be an equal. Domming and subbing can be fun, but being equal is best.
>>3488663Wait, did he actually get some real money?
>>3488629>Twinkie
>>3488603>>3488642That is such an awesome looking plane.
>>3488670Whenever he posts a lardass ask him to draw a skeleton for it.Or just lyrahe fucking cant
>>3488663Probably.>>3488671>GG lives on less than $10k/yearI don't even fucking know how this is possible. I mean, I know that it is, intellectually (particularly for a healthy young male), but you know... shit.
>>3488674>who's the new plane pone>filename
>>3488690He got over $5000 in donations
>>3488516A for effort but to drive to point home, you really gotta add more detail.Like how he would start off gently as you stretch to accommodate his member, teasing your entrance with his wide, flared tip. Or how his rhythm intensifies as he's plunging his entire length into you, his plump balls creating an audible "smeck" as they slap against you. How he'll rear his head back as he thrusts into, hard, in orgasm, bellowing out in pleasure as his thick, hot sperm fills your womb. You can feel him pulsing inside of you as he empties his voluminous load. Then, he puts a little more of his weight on you, and lowers his mouth down to you neck, kissing it in between deep breaths, trying to mutter something something but he can't quite form sentences yet after such a wave of ecstasy.You can feel his heart beating in his chest against yours, and in his cock, still inside you.
Man, I've only been back for three days, but there sure has been a lot of Lyra.n-not like I want more or a-anything
>>3488603>>34886422stealthy4me
>>3488670>>3488583
>>3488694
>>3488671>GG eating something nice since his spiral into poverty
>>3488663You have to accept he won't be coming that much, Anon.He's got a job now.
>>3488687>"How you like that, Dweeb? You taste good, don't you?"
>>3488657>$8 churrosUnless they are filled with strawberry filling. Not worth it.
>>3488700He lives in the boondocks.
>>3488642>she doesn't talk>she doesn't even change facial expressions>the entirety of her emotion is displayed by her tinted eyes, which flash words that display the emotion she's currently feeling>her ears also droop when she's sad
>>3488709Goddammit, anon. I didn't want to masturbate again, but here I am, cock in hand.
>>3488718and he says hes not a pedoalso please stop posting his shitty art anon, its bad enough i have to look at his shitty thumbnails before i filter his pictures
>>3488728WAITGLITTER GLUE IS BLACK?FUCKING DISGUSTING
>tfw apple gives up ponys and went back to drawing furry
>>3488651Someone do a fic on thisPlease.
>tfw gave GG money before it was cool
>>3488739Nah he's out in the sticks
>>3488657I'd buy her 80 dollar steaks if that's what she wanted.
>>3488727You are going to an amusement park. They are assuming you are loaded.
>>3488659heavily advertised gym/workout line. supposedly mixes heavy lifts with calisthenics. actually teaches shit form on heavy lifts and has people do stupid repetitive stuff like hit a tire with a sledge hammer. mostly its just a joke on /fit/. But it actually does have a nasty record of causing serious injuries to people because they are all about doing things with objects fast instead of doing them right.
>>3488657>8$I hope that is a dozen of churros ese
>>3488729>she doesn't talkGood, that means she can't scream.
>>3488741whats hit tumblr account again?
>>3488569>"Oh, are you now~">she finds as many ways to tickle you as she can in the spots where you're most sensitive.>you are not safe from playful sneak-attack tickles with her fingers, her toes, the tips of her curly red hair, gentle strokes of the very tip of her chin, or her soft lips.
>>3488365>Gilda picks you up from work on her Harley>You have to hold on tight the whole way home>She takes off her jeans as soon as the two of you are in the house >She turns on the TV while pressing your face between her sweaty legs
>>3488641Going through the other replies, I think what we have here is a simple case of miscommunication. See, it looks like everyone else interpreted your post as saying "man, it pisses me off that other people like getting dominated." Which is very obviously not what you meant - it's clear that you were saying the idea of -you personally- being dominated pissed you off. Which is completely understandable and easily explainable, as I've already said.I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like to me.
>>3488712boop
>>3488754There needs to be more Rarity/AJ and CMC interaction.
>>3488741>human boobs on a cat
>>3488757Bro, it's a B-2.Those things are designed for huge amounts of destruction.
>>3488685>that videohahaha, man that all of that seems... so unecessary
>>3488767oh godoh godthis is the best torturein the world
>>3488769>'s clear that you were saying the idea of -you personally- being dominated pissed you offI knew that's what he meant, and I still think it's silly and juvenile.
city mouse~
>>3488777No, they're designed to penetrate outdated soviet radar systems.Conventionally speaking, their payload isn't that big. Sure, they can carry nukes. But so can jet fighters ICBMs, and cruise missles.The piece of shit was obsolete before it ever rolled out of the skunkworks.
>>3488664You know she would, and she'd cover her beak and giggle while she's doing it. To everyone in the restaurant, you're just acting like a nervous dork. The waiter would by to ask if everything's alright, and Gilda would rub even harder just to make you groan awkwardly and resort to nodding. He wouldn't come back after that. Everyone is watching you now, trying to suppress their laughter. Gilda just looks into your eyes and grabs the bite off of her fork.Though when you'd put your head down and prepare for the dam to break, she'd stop immediately and feign worry. When you look up at her with pleading eyes, she'd just ask if you're alright and put her paw back on your crotch. When she felt you grow flaccid against her, she'd start up again.
>>3488726>"you don't ever get to cum inside me without permission, got it, dweeb? you're lucky i'll forgive you this one time.">you stop for just a second>"did i say you could stop, dweeb?">she smacks the back of your head
DOOKS
>>3488767Fun girls...
>>3488743Second.
>>3488807clitty twister time
PLEASEPLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE IS ARCHIVING THESE GREENTEXTS WITH PINKIE AND GILDAPLS
>>3488775are those boobs?i figured it was just meinshao's whip thing on it's right arm folded over
>>3488818I haven't seen that reaction image in a while.
>>3488666Ok satan.
>>3488826WOWIT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE AN ARCHIVE THAT RECORDS EVERY THREAD
>>3488826Whats the point? I don't think I've honestly ever re-read a screencap.
Is 4chanx fucking up and giving you only "connection error" messages for anyone else?
Ho-boy. Guess I'll come back later to draw.
>>3488741>tfw apple gives up furries and went back to drawing furry I don't likeFixed, dick.
>>3488839Adorable.
>>3488839>airliner in a cute hatHHNNNGGG
>>3488857Things seem pretty chill to me.
>>3488855test, if this goes through then yes
>>3488797How so? It's very likely to just be a primal reaction. In my eyes, it's no different from a sub being apprehensive about being asked to play the role of the dom. Of course there's a difference between anger and apprehension, but I think anger is more appropriate of an emotion for a dom than apprehension is.I have no idea what emotions are truly appropriate for doms, though (mostly because I'm quite obviously not one), so I could be completely wrong.
>>3488873Still shitty "discussions" going on.
>>3488839I lub u JessyThat's adorable
>>3488839can Blitz have a cute hat too?...and Skybreaker?
>>3488882How about you stop being a cunt and drawing attention to yourself because you don't like something?
>>3488896I wasn't even the drawing guy. Maybe you should practice what you preach.
MLPG Hamburger Time Mini Journal Day 96Flavor of the day: FanboysPost count for 07/26/12: 5823There was some planes and talk about cisgender things again from a brief look around.Also kind of a slow day today. Oh well, those happen!Haha time for more ponies!
>>3488882well excuuuuse me, princess
>>3488896>>3488904Enough. You're both stupid. Discussion over.
>>3488855I'm getting that, and when I click it it gives me thiswhen I turn it off I seem to be able to post fine
>>3488832I'm the one who capped it, and I'm the only one who I've ever seen post it.I just haven't posted it months, because I felt like I was using it too much.
>>3488904Nah, I'd rather keep calling you a cunt.How does it feel to be a cunt?
>>3488910LETHWHEN DOES PONE OR DIE END
>>3488920And who are you to decide these things? Oh right. A nobody. Just like everyone else here. Why don't you check your privileges.
The only way you can describe her is feminine. Yes, she's a powerlifter, but she's still feminine about it. The way she dusts the chalk off her hands, the way the wiggles her hips before grabbing the weights... Yes, she's a girl all right. She gives you a wink and a grin before she wraps her hands around the bar. All you want to do is admire the way her butt is sticking out as she squats down, but she barely gives you the chance. With a strained grunt, her arms throw the barbell over her head before quickly tossing it behind her. A few drops of sweat trickle down her face, but it doesn't stop her from looking at you with the face that tells you it was no problem. As she descends from the stage, waiting for the next lift, you rub your arm across her back. Only a thin layer of spandex seperates you from her. You would tell her that it was a good lift, but she declares it before you can open your mouth. Her hands grab another weight and lift - the one right between your legs. She tells you that she's going to need a higher intensity warm-up before her next go. How can you possibly refuse?Yes, I did just find out about Samantha Wright
>>3488930see>>3488920
>>3488910>Also kind of a slow day today. Oh well, those happen!IT WAS BECAUSE 4CHOMPS WAS DOWN FOR LIKE FIVE HOURS GODDAMMIT LETH PAY ATTENTION
>>3488910I hope you checked your privilege before posting this
>>3488839I want to steal that feather.I want to steal that feather so bad.
>>3488910SPEAKING OF CIS SCUM>>>/pol/4433727
>>3488930I wouldn't know. Why don't you enlighten me?
>>3488768>she makes you do housework naked>she makes you cook everything>she likes to come up behind you while you're cooking and jerk you off>she drops things on purpose to make you bend over so she can slap your ass
>>3488942sure
>>3488934You're replying to me. You're a troll.Get out.
Oh for fuck's sake.Talk about the rainbow horse and why she's a good pony, and stop being idiots.
>>3488924Yeah you can use the regular post form just fine. The issue is quick reply.
>>3488932When everyone that's signed up participates, so probably the end of August.
>>3488937>PWA is back>PWA is writing Sammy feelsGood god this is great
>>3488952>Someone called me out>Must be a trollAnd you had the gall to call other people stupid?
>>3488924It's not just 4chanX. I'm browsing vanilla right now (s-shut up) and it's happened to me once or twice.
>>3488945That thread is fucking hilarious.
>>3488948Well I'm not a cunt, but I'd imagine if you were a cunt that you'd feel warm and slimy.Do you feel warm and slimy?
>>3488965Who the fuck is Sammy?
>>3488966You did not call me out.Because you are in the wrong.Stop replying to me, if you're so great. That's the proper way of dealing with that sort of situation, isn't it?But no. You don't want to be the bigger man. You want to be RIGHT. You are nothing but a stubborn fool, just like me.
>>3488937i have evolved beyond Sammy.
I just want Gilda to grab my entire package in one hand and mercilessly mock me. Is that too much to ask on a cosmic scale?
>>3488978Samantha Wright...
>>3488937Good to see you again.
>>3488964okay, but when will we actually get to see the chain of short stories/drawings
>>3488976No. I am neither warm nor slimy.
THIS FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART.
>>3488961I don't care for the rainbow pegasus
>>3488967me tooanyone ever realize how much this site sucks?
>>3488987I still don't know how you can see Gilda in her, man.Gilda just has to be white, I've never met a black woman that was just a dick to everyone.
>>3488961She has such a pretty blue coat and pretty eyes
Otters + Ponies = fun time
>>3488991Herp a derp, I'm an idiot. Gonna blame this one on the vodka. She was supposed to be a stand-in for RD, in case it wasn't obvious.Requests?
>>3488995Hm. Maybe you're not a cunt.Are you a dick?
would you pilot a plane ponei know i would
Do you regret your outfit Rarity made for you yet?
>>3488986Oh? So you're not a nobody in this thread? I was wrong about that? I have no need to be the bigger man here. I'm a nobody on this thread. No one knows who I am. No one cares what I do when I leave. I do not need to be better than anyone here. But you seem to feel like you do. You feel the need to try and prove me wrong.
>>3489000Lyra pls go back to ponyville
>>3489002A different blue Pegasus?
>>3488976I wish I was warm and slimy...
>>3489016Gilda facesitting.I can dump Samantha if you'd like.
>>3489009>, I've never met a black woman that was just a dick to everyoneBut all black people are dicks to everyone.
>>3489013Ferrets are more hilarious.
>>3489020i wish i remembered what i actually said
>>3489017That's a matter of opinion.
>>3489009i can see anything in everything. just takes time.
>>3488964Curious, are some of the writers going to pull double duty since the artists outnumber the writers?
>>3489031Not black girls, and most black guys are only jokingly dicks to you.
>>3489025I don't like green eyes either
>>3488945Why does /pol/ have little flags now?
>>3489019I would not. I have no experience in flying planes which would result in killing both myself and the plane pony.
>>3489003It wasn't nearly as bad before Cloudflare.
>Gilda will never demean mejust kill me now.
>>3489010yes yes, we all know what a pretty pony she isbut what else about her do you like?
>>3489043You don't like Sweeties' eyes?
>>3489019I would, but I fear my eyesight and needing of glasses would render me unfit for the task.
>>3489020This is my favorite thing I've ever drawn for you guys.I'm not CRAZY about drawing actual ponies.
Hey guys? I have a new fetish I've never heard about on the Internet. This happened to me earlier this year, and now I can't stop thinking about it.I want to put my ear to a hungry girl's belly and listen to it gurgle while I do naughty things to her with my hands. Lately, this has extended into my pony time, mostly with Pinkie Pie.I've even thought about using a stethoscope to listen to penetration.
>>3489043They do seem really weird on that horse.
Why can I post on Chrome but on Firefox+4chanX I get a banned error with a page that says no ban on record?
>>3489063I really like her maneEspecially when its longer and combed for the galaso cute
>>3488994When it's all over, I'll post the initial picture with a link the first story. Then as a reply to that post, I'll post the first picture with a link to the second story. Etc etc until it's all done.Again, about end of august.Also all pictures and stories will be uploaded as a single fanfic up on Fimfiction, with each story being a different chapter, and the images imbedded in the stories.>>3489041Yes, though as few as possible to try and keep the spirit of the event, where no one knows what came before, as intact as possible.
>>3489019YesYes I wouldI would even fly Skybreaker, if she would even let me within 20 feet of her cockpit
>>3489066I'm near-sighted and fly.Glasses aren't a problem. >>3489054>letting that stop youhuehue
413 Request Entity Too LargeGetting that when I try to post pictures through the vanilla form, and 4chan x is giving me a connection error when I try to post.>actually having to scroll to the top of the page and type "noko" in the email fieldhow barbaric, what is this, 2007?
>>3489020>Lyra with a Squidward mask11/10
>>3489064I make an exception for Sweetie because everything about her is cute.>those voice cracks
>>3489077personality, man! personality!
>>3489076>moot>4chan>cloudflare
>>3489083>everyone assumes she thinks she's too good for a pilot>she's really just scared of them
>>3489093>he is mute2deep4me Jossy.
>>3489085You want me to kill the plane pony? I thought you liked plane ponies. Is there like a virgin plane pony? One that wouldn't know if I was flying well or not?
>>3489068That sounds intriguing.I could definitely get off to that, but it seems like the kind of thing I'd have to do in real life.I can't imagine getting off to porn stories about it.
>>3489028No clop, but I did include a song for those of us who are old.When you hear the doorbell ring, you answer it promptly. Okay, so she's three hours late. Hell, that's better than the nights where she doesn't show up at all. When you open your front door, she's already leaning on the frame with a bottle of beer in her hand. She's drunk again and she's looking to score. Her body all but flops on top of you, but you manage to catch her without falling over. She's rambling about how some other guy gave her the brush off, but you're too busy trying to drag her into your living room and set her on the couch without handling her too roughly. As she's told you many times before, it's her that gives you the business, not vice versa. When she's finally seated, she pushed you over, knocking you prone. She flings her leather jacket onto your face and straddles your chest, one hand pressing down on your throat. She tells you that she's had a rough week, and she's going to take it all out on you. Her fingernails dig into your neck, and god damn does it hurt. But the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?
>>3489100>he
>>3489093I think Spirit is my new favoriteI would hug him
>>3489091OhWell definitely her brash, devil-may-care attitude towards things. I love that she tends to just blurt things out without thinking and then doing things on a spur of the moment. She's not boring.
>>3489093oh godnow do Skybreaker
>>3489020How could I ever regret my choice? This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I nearly died when I saw the BDSM guy.
>>3489101>Is there like a virgin plane pony? One that wouldn't know if I was flying well or not?
>>3489093This is just cute sad.
>>3489042>black guysBIG ZEKE AIN'T GOT NO CUTSBIG ZEKE AIN'T GOT NO CUTSHE BIG, HE STRONGBUT ZEKE AIN'T GOT NO CUTS
>>3489085I'm quite nearly legally blind without my glasses.Not to mention I'm not terribly good with heights...
>>3489115Holy balls you're fast.And unf
>>3489094Oh well. downloaded 4chan X for Chrome, guess I'll use this for now.Reset my router like 5 times before I decided to actually check to see if it was the browser, lol.
>>3488987>I've devolved from SammyFTFY
>>3489140>Not to mention I'm not terribly good with heights...Nothing some stall training and steep turns wouldn't fix.
>>3489098she's probably not the type to trust others quite so easilybut if you somehow DO manage to earn her trust...well...
>>3489020I am one suave naked guy
>>3489142Not gonna lie, the writing I do for this thread is at least two grades down from my actual stuff.That said, requests? No explicit clop tonight since I'm not in the mood, but suggestive stuff is okay.
>>3489115>she's drunk again and she's looking to scorei like the Offspring too.
>>3489162Just remember, she's got no endurance.
>>3489093Granny Smith-style Wright Flyer?
>>3489129Isn't that the one that doesn't let anyone near her?I have always wanted to fly in a Mig29 so I can fly in the Stratosphere or whatever.
>>3489115>gave her the brush offHEY I GET IT LIKE THE SHOW RIGHT HAHA
>>3489101Plane pony has an ejection system.Her head detaches from the rest of her body, which functions like a chassis.As long as you escape safely, so will she.She'll have to sit around in the hangar for awhile until a new chassis can be delivered, though.They call it "being grounded."Blitz gets grounded a lot.
>>3488807>You put your teeth on her clit and bite down just a little harder than you should, rolling the little nub between your teeth.>her aggression melts away as she grabs your hair>you push her onto her back and attack her pussy with vicious abandon as she gasps and moans, digging her nails into the sheets and youre hair>"H-HOLY SHIT--!"Fuck vanilla 4chan - only posting this way because unexplained ban.
>>3489193Well duh she was a total cuntYelled at my waifu and made her cry
>>3489093Hey Jessy, you drew a B-52 right?Can you draw more of him/her?
>>3489154This reminds me of the first time I went up in a helicopter.That pilot was a dick.
>Back to plane discussionThe MLPG really does work in cycles
>>3489203> posting this way because unexplained ban.EVERYONE is suffering from that with 4chanx at the moment.
>>3489115I haven't thought about that song in ages. Heh.
>>3489203I like this.
>>3489208>"...Just what ARE you, anyways?">"..."
>>3489199>Decapitate the plane ponyI-I'm not sure I'd have it in me.
>>3489168I hope you don't mind me requesting more Gilda, but I've been enjoying her a lot lately.Anything about having fun with Gilda would be nice.
>>3489214How so? What he do?
http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcornerCome watch the Watchman if you like.
>>3489215It's the B-52 pony. I don't like plane ponies that much but I really like B-52s.
>>3489013Does anyone have that picture of Fluttershy feeding some otters? I seem to have misplaced my copy.
>>3489230It's not like it kills her.She just gets incredibly bored.Would you keep her company in the hangar until her new body comes in?
>>3489214Watch this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eda2LTRA1UU&feature=relatedDon't tell me this wouldn't be awesome.
>>3489247That's the B-2, not the B-52
>>3489236He stalled it on purpose and made me think we were going to crash. Then he restarted the engine and laughed for the rest of the time. Besides that it was pretty fucking awesome. I love flying.
>>3489231and, why have we all been on Gilda so much? i used to hate her. now she's my favorite one-off character.
>>3489261Fuck my life. I meant B-2. My dad really likes the B-52 though.
>>3489207I wish there was an episode where Fluttershy learns to assert herself.
>>3489126>"So you're some kinda stealth plane huh? If you're so stealthy then how come I can see you?"
rollin to see what i fap toevens mlpodds real horsematingdubs anthro mlptrips wolf nanaki
>>3489270Because you haven't rewatched her episode.
>>3489258I'd rather do thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUAm9F_vZHc
>>3489231Honestly? Gilda is kind of one dimensional. I can't think of anything involving her other than domestic abuse, and a single angle gets old fast.I guess she could introduce you to her lesbian friend with the rainbow bye job and then fuck you in front of her, but where's the fun in that?
>>3489278>an episode where Fluttershy learns to ass...unf
>>3489285hnnnngand thus, a ship was born
>>3489262That is awesome. I've had thoughts of doing some light pranking to some friends, like pretending to fall asleep or pass out and idle the throttle.
>>3489297
>implying Gilda would even give you the time of day>fucking dweeb
>>3489293I've always liked the domme basically playing pimp with "me"
>>3489285Oh god, that just the cutest thing to say to her.
Has PurpleTinker shut up about EFNW yet? Our conversation on DA stopped and I still can't see her tweets.
>>3489218And the IRC chat is a step below totally useless.
>>3489314so, Gilda whoring you out to her biker friends?
Also, is anyone else having issues with 4chan X?
>>3489270I've always been a Gildafag, and I rewatched her episode yesterday and she's better than I remember.>>3489293Getting drunk with her and starting a bar fight, riding bitch on her Harley, picking her up from the police station, I dunno. I just like to imagine her as a violent punk girl.
>not being forcefully milked by Gilda while she laughs at your arousal
>>3489308Yeah, it was fucking funny afterwards. But when he was doing it I was pretty much shitting myself.
>>3489297We Flutterbutt now?
>>3489288>mfw I want to do this somedayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdxzpeFyFSQ>mfw I have no face
>>3489327Or even just handing the leash over to a certain blue pony for a "test run"
>>3489333I'm not really having any problems. Had some earlier but not anymore.
>>3489277They're both good planes. Has any plane been in service as long as the B-52? That thing has some legs.
>>3489314>Gilda will never pimp you out to assorted ponies around Ponyville>you will never be one of her most popular whores, due to being the only one of your kind and thus a very exotic choice>your most common customer will never be a suspiciously obsessed mint-green unicorn
>>3489321I don't care anymore turkey neck.At least in a year you can reminisce about it because it happened about you. Those are gonna be good time.
>>3489321shut the fuck up nathan. no one cares about brony drama here.
>>3489333And... next time I'll read the motherfucking thread before I motherfucking post.
>>3489338Reminds me of this, except in a plane.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvG0r6Z2Ac
>>3489341That would be insanely fun.
>>3489327>>3489314Gilda would never allow you to use your dick on her friends, because that's her exclusive property. You'd be resigned to eating them all out and then she'd torture your cock afterwards.Ugh god, I can't believe I'm posting this in MLPG. Shit's come full circle once more.
>>3489250Well I did just fuck up the last one. It's the least I could do.
>>3489350Well yeah man, it's the go-to carpetbombing monster.The standard war tactic is to obtain air superiority and then bomb everything to shit with the B-52.
>>3489270because the potential >feels for gilda haven't been explored as much as everyone else on the show.
>>3489365Well duh. I don't imagine I get to put my dick in much of anything any more. Gilda has said I'm only allowed to come from anal stimulation, anyway.
>>3489363Hell yeah it would. I'm going to do this someday and nobody is going to tell me otherwise.NOT EVEN YOU.
Would you a Furry Punch?
>>3489365all her non-dyke friends are guys.
>>3489377so far the >feels seem to consist entirely of her being a dominatrixI can't >feel to this
>>3489336>>3489293>>3489365>>3489381>"Gilda's one-dimensional">only ever write her as a dom to a Sissy AnonHmmmm.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3489408
>>3489350The thing is the pilot of the helicopter made it incredibly believable.My heart has never beat as fast as when I heard that pilot say "Shit" in the most serious tone of voice.
>>3489409absolutely disgusting
>>3489421YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH!
I don't want to try drawing ever again
>>3489420and i'll fucking bet, if we ever did a non-dom Gilda, people would hate her.
pony should lick pony
>>3489372If it was Blitz, it was probably her fault.She's a very brash plane.
>>3489420If you've got another angle to Gilda, hit me with it.
>>3489422Deshi.
>>3489423That is totally hilarious, but sounds absolutely terrifying at the same time.I'd probably react the same way if I wasn't in control the aircraft.
>>3489440>>3489336
>>3489420Less analysis of Gilda's character, more >feels.pls.
>>3489422
>drink bleach to arrive in Equestria>wake up in a completely white void>nothing visible at all, just empty whiteness>suddenly you notice behind you a single pony>before you can speak she begins farting>you are trapped for all eternity with a farty pone
>>3489440Write about Gilda and she's being a total cunt and concerned with her image and wants to drink and fight
>>3489433Nah, give it another shot.
>>3489437I would want to fly the B-2 plane. But I'd be to scared I'd mess it up.>"...">"...">Anon turns and leaves.>"...">Ears droop.
>>3489460At least it's not a sealed room with a moose.
>>3489460this place it truly hell
>>3489409aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaved
>>3489467don't be an ass, Anon
>>3489460Oh god... All those farts and nothing to keep them from just drifting away...
>>3489460Is Qilby there too?
>>3489445I liked having to look out for birds. It was fun. Thinking about it makes me want to go get a pilot license.
>>3489493No, you displaced him into actual equestria.
>start with Gilda showing some genuine concern in gym routine>now we're back to being borderline abused by a brutal drunken bitchI thought we were making progress, MLPG. I really did.
>>3489467But he's a stealth plane. You don't even have to worry about getting into dogfights like you do with the combat jets.Hope you're feeling chatty though, because he...she? probably won't be saying too much.
>>3489489I just don't want to see the B-2 plane pony get hurt though. I'd die from guilt if it got even a tiny scratch on it from my flying.
>>3489401...Do I have to wear one if I do?
>>3489460>"So *pbfftt* what *pbfftt* brought *pbfftt* you *pbfftt* here *pbfftt*?"
what should rarity be doing?
>>3489509Hey man, I want feels about riding with her on her Harley, holding her hand while she gets a tattoo, sparring with her in the gym, battlesex, etc.Don't lump everyone together.
>>3489494That reminded me, just last week me and my instructor had a close call with two hawks. During final on approach to the runway I nearly had to full throttle and yank the yoke back so I didn't hit them.
>>3489515I'm confused about it's gender too. Can someone confirm male/female on an inanimate object for me?
>>3489440>Gilda is a bitch, but she's totally loyal, loving (in her own aggressive sort of way), protective and devoted to Anon, and expects the same from him.>Gilda acts like a bitch, but behind closed doors shows a kinder, more tender side, confiding in Anonymous that she has to keep up the act and maintain her image, however exhausting it is, but around him, she can be herself.There, two off the top of my head.
>>3489515They're also crazy agile, to the point of turning, and crashing, on a dime.Like that one MiG with the forward swept wings. Would they make fun of the funny wings it had?
>>3489509we tried. but we didn't try very hard.
>>3489532Being Rarity.
>>3489522>it plays out like that one Spongebob episode where he gets trapped in rock bottom>you have to fart or she won't understand you
>>3489509>and planes
>>3489521No. But she does.
>>3489532sucking off some random colt in the back
>>3489532Adjusting her party hat in a mirror
>>3489537If you get a private plane can you pick your N-Number or is it just assigned?
>>3489544That's my favorite spongebob episode
>>3489522>ask to put my face in her ass>she says thats disgusting and tells me to get away from her
>>3489336The cop gives you a funny look as he's unlocking the cell. It's like he can't believe that you put up with her. To be fair, you can hardly believe it either, but you do it all the same. When the cell door slides open, she jumps to her feet, only to stumble on top of you. Oh yeah, that's the stink of bourbon on her breath all right. For once, she's only in here for causing a public disturbance, rather than doling out a few black eyes. Her arms wrap around your neck, and that's all the signal you need to tell you that you're going to be carrying her to the car. As she's cradled in your arms, her head nestles in your chest. She murmurs something about how nice it is that you cover her ass every time she gets into trouble like this. As many times as you tell her it's no problem, she emphasizes the point. A less patient man would have left her on the curb ages ago, but for some reason you're always there for her. When you finally manage to shove her into the passenger's seat, she grabs you by the collar. Her lips lock with yours, and it's hard to say it's unpleasant in spite of how badly she reeks of booze. Thanks, she says. And for some reason, you can tell she really means it this time. You could swear you can hear another three words as you're shutting the door for her, but you're probably imagining things.
>>3489532Wait, assuming that's Dash with AJ, who's going after the cake?
>>3489562If you buy yourself a plane? As far as I'm aware you can pick your own N-number, yes.
>>3489566That picture made my day, Anon. Thank you.
>>3489574Derpy.
>>3489547...What if I want to
>>3489553i like it.>>3489574derpy
>>3489541Berkut pone is most beautiful plane pone.
>>3489532masturbating, also she has a cock
>>3489583I was watching the episode and went 'this has to happen'
>>3489582Sweet. Now I really want to get a pilot's license. Then I'd just have to earn enough money to buy a plane and maintain it.
>>3489542>"Hey dweeb. Get over here.">"Hmm-?">she gets you in a headlock and pulls you in>"You did good today. None of that amateur-hour crap you usually pull.">"...Th...Thanks?">"Yeah yeah.">she rubs her knuckle against the top of your head>"Just keep it up if you know what's good for you. Got it?"you see guys it's not that hard
>>3489566Here, have this one too.
>>3489571>her head nestles in your chestd'aaawwwwwwI hope she remembers this when we go to pick up her Harley from the impound lot
>>3489583How about this one?
>>3489556>inb4 she goes off to cry at finding yet another jet that's way cooler than she is
>>3489597That part where Spongebob is reaching for the candy bar and every time he touches it the bus revs its engine. Oh God now I have to watch it.
>>3489365so...she'd bring her friends around to play with you?She invites her dyke friends over to drink, she keeps you under the table to service whoever's winning at cards. Her friends take turns either cumming in your mouth or poking their fingers in your butt.as the night gets longer, they get drunker, and soon they're __________ in your mouth.
>>3489587Applejack and Dashneed more cheeks.
>>3489613was that one ever colored?who even drew it? tesss?
>>3489619Best fucking gag imo is when Patrick points at the bathroomsso simple and perfect
>>3489613My sides.
>>3489601> Then I'd just have to earn enough money to buy a plane and maintain it.That's where the difficulty flies off the scale. If you plan on making money through flying, it will take you many, many years to get enough money. Unless you want to get a rickety old, hardly-stays-in-flight plane.
>>3488700Well, he *does* live out in the middle of nowherebut on the other hand, that $10k/year is supporting TWO people...GG confirmed for living like a third worlder for an extended period of time
>>3489624lesbiansssssssssssss......
>>3489585No. She already feels bad about how she is. Seeing you like that would remind her of it and drive her into a deep blue drunk-funk.You either bone that skunk-mare as you are, or you get nothing.
>>3489644I didn't know Weaver lived in Salt Lake City.
>>3489602>she puts you in a headlock>you try to reverse it on her>you end up wrestling around on the floor with her.>she gets you in a full-nelson, giving you a wet-willie while she laughs with her usual playful aggression>"C'mon! You can break outta this! C'moooooon!"
>>3489653So is that a drunk funk skunk spunk?
>>3489636I'd be getting a Cesna 210. From my research I'd need mad dosh for it.
>>3489624Rose does the best pone cheeks~
>>3489675Yes.
>>3489623>Gilda has a lot of dyke friends>she's the bi/straight one out of the groupI wonder what they think of you...
It's rare that the two of you have a heart to heart. Not that you're surprised, but neither of you have been emotional people. Still, she's waiting for you on the park bench with a cigarette burning between her fingers. She smiles when you take a seat next to her, the familiar scent of nicotine wafting into your nose. She giggles. Like an off-hand remark, she says she never even liked sucking on the cancer sticks. She just has to do it to maintain that image. It all makes sense, since she never has one lit at home. But, she says, if the two of you are going to be, you know, "serious" about this thing, she has to set a few things straight. Strange, she didn't punctuate her sentence with "dweeb" this time. You rest your hand on top of hers and squeeze, letting her know that she's free to speak her mind. She turns away from you, like she's afraid to look you in the eye, and drops her cigarette. Well, she has an image to maintain after all, and if she can't completely shed it even if she's away from prying eyes, it's hard to blame her. You stay silent and let her get it all off her chest. You already know what's inside. You're going to say yes regardless.
>>3489666>you poke her in the side>she gasps and flinches>she's ticklish
>>3489624oh damn yea
GLITTER GLUE GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>3489674Fuel is insanely expensive as well.Do you know the amount of usable fuel for the 210?
Which pone is the first to craft a Ring of Arcana so she can fly for free?
>>3489667Well I don't really think you're using that last word right, but sure, if for no other reason than because rhymes are fun.
>>3489689They look so flat right now.
>>3489684shut the fuck up cis scum
>>3489704shit nigga that's kawaii
Did they intend Gilda to come off as lesbian? Because she does. She just seems butch and way too jealous of other people taking Dash away from her.
>>3489617aw, why can't the B-2 just silently hug her?lock cockpits with her and show her that everything will be ok?
>>3489704Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh
>>3489684Oh gosh
>>3489695Jet A, Jet A1, JP 8, limited avgas
>>3489684"You can suck on my cancer stick."
>>3489715>>3489704Well ain't that something.
>>3489588>They mock her accent>They mock her weird wings and her strange little "moustache">They make fun of her accentsBut she pirouettes around all of them during their daily tasks. She's got a closet full of all kinds of weapons and equipment because she serves as a tester for them, and her boyfriend from her homeland always sends her new ones to try out.
>>3489704how come I barely know about these two yet I find that so cute?
>>3489715>>3489704Stop be psychic, Anon. Or are you Jessy?
>>3489704>>3489715uncanny
>>3489685>"Oh, no. NONONONONO DON'T YOU D-AAH! OH YOU PIECE OF-FFFFHHHAAAHahaha! Stoppit! Let me go!"
>>3489666>"Come on, dweeb! We've still got five miles to the summit!">"Ch-Chest...on...fire...!">"You HAVE a canteen, you know.">"...">"...You didn't seriously drink ALL of your canteen already, did you?">"Er...">"God dammit! You need to RATION this stuff! How long ago did you run out?">"...A...while ago...">she lets out an exasperated sigh and rubs the bridge of her nose with one hand>"You're really hopeless, you know that?">"...Here.">she tosses you her canteen>"I've still got like, half left. Take a swig or two."
>>3489728>how come I barely know about these two yet I find that so cute?Because.
>>3489704
>>3489702Probably a troll, but this post still makes me sad. :(
This influx of Gilda stuff is really nice, but I'd rather not be painted as a weak, hopeless nerd.
>>3489734>rationing waterThat's wrong though. Also dangerous if you're in a survival situation. Don't ration water-just drink it.I still liked it. <3
>>3489718>not buying an engine that can run off diesel, or better yet, gasoline>2012AvGas is fucking retardedly expensive, yo.
>>3489757>survival situationIt's just a hike. Dweeb.
>>3489734>implying she'd be that nice yo anyone>inb4 she's just misunderstood!
>>3489718I meant how much it can hold, but I found it.About 120 gallons full, 114 usable.That's some expensive shit right there.
>>3489753In my opinion, only the first one did that, and only because I was listening to The Offspring at the time.
>>3489780>no fun allowed
>>3489760I figured it would be. But it's the kind of plane my grandpa owned. I was wanting to get the same plane as him and then have my N-Number either the same or as close as I can get to his in his honor.But it's all just a dream.
>>3489786It's not you, I really like how you're doing it.
Okay, all this Gilda stuff said, anyone have a request that's not her?Main six preferred, as usual.
>>3489789>implying stupid fanon is "fun"
/MLPG/ - Aircraft Maintenance and ShippingYou don't even need any other thread.
>>3489789No man, characters are better when they aren't the same character anymore.She should cuddle and give kisses tonight>"D-Dweeb!~
>>3489801RarityImpregnationFox only
>>3489801>Main>Not Mane
>>3489801Rainbow Dash!
Which pony is about to be cut down by Hecarim?
>>3489753>lying next to her, your arms around her as she snuggles up to you, her head on your chest.>she strokes your jaw with her fingers as you pull her closer>you take her hand and kiss her palm, before entwining your fingers with hers.>her eyes are closed as she nuzzles you some more, and you can hear the smile in her voice, her usual swagger replaced by quiet contentment.>"My man..."
>>3489790That's the kind of thing you do with guns, not planes.You don't fuck around with that kind of money. My grandad used to fly.key word, USED TO. It was WAY too fucking expensive for him, and this is a guy that's owned 4-5 houses in the least ten years, all swanky as hell, a massive RV, built his current house down the street from his old one (which is on a lake, by the way) and is, in case you didn't gather, filthy stinking rich.And he sold is cessna because it was 'too expensive'.I'm fairly certain there was some nagging from his other half involved as well, however.
>>3489802>it's not fun for me, therefore it's not fun for anyonekindly remove the stick from your ass
>>3489803Sorry, it's just that he knows a lot about planes and I had some questions.
>>3489820None, because Hecarim is a crappy character.
>>3489760this is possiblewhat
>>3489802Everything is stupid fanon at this point.Want to talk about how you'd spend time with your favorite pony? Too fucking bad, humans don't exist in Equestria. Will you shut up and have fun?yes i mad
>>3489684oh shit, keep writing!
>>3489808No itemsFINAL DESTINATION!
>>3489824>I-It's not like I like you or anything, b-baka
>>3489820Applejack!
>>3489689Discord x Celestia flash when?
>>3489801ApplejackIn winter
>>3489776...It's the principle of the thing!
>>3489832
>>3489830>me>knowing a lot about planes>mfwI'm still a greenhorn yo.The greenest of greenhorns.
>>3489826Like I said. It's a dream. Something I'd like to do if I had the money to do it.
>>3489830Nah, it's actually an interesting conversation. Learning a lot from such hearsay.
>>3489835at least waifuing may be on character, again, Gilda would never be like that
>>3489841>"When in Rome, make hay while the sun shines, y'know what I mean?"
>>3489852You know more about them than I do.
>>3489860>On character>with humansNope, you're discussing fanon.
>>3489801Rainbow Dash impregnationI want to see her ups and downs in mood as she comes to terms with what's going to happen to her life and her body and what she does about it.
>>3489854What you do is get hired to fly, that way your employer pays for everything.It's not the same as owning your own plane, but at least you get to fly eh?
>>3489860That's your interpretation.
>mfw I just watched Rock Bottom and pictured Lyra in place of Spongebob and BonBon instead of Patrick
>>3489884I found my Video Now in the far reaches of my closet. It had a Spongebob disc in it.... should I try to stream it?
>>3489874Well, I guess we'll have to stop forcing you to stay in the thread, reading everything we post that you don't like, won't we?
>>3489801Rarity!The two of you living a successful life together, even though you're the only human around!
>>3489884>bonbon just gets pissed at everything
I don't know if I actually got Rarity down for this one outside of one line, but I'm too drunk to careIt might be four in the morning, and she might be craving bacon fried in garlic sauce, but... Wait a second. No, there is no but in this situation. She literally woke up to cook her some whacked out recipe she invented in her head! As if you weren't already doting upon her around the clock, but this is simply absurd. You have half a mind to shut off the stove when you realize that the food is already cooking, and it would be silly to stop now. After all, she's berated you for wasting food for three years now. Doing so now would be something of a betrayal. She waddles out to the kitchen, and as she walks in, she tells you that the aroma is simply marvelous. It smells like a failed kitchen experiment to you, but you know better than to argue with her urges. When the impromptu breakfast is done frying, you serve it up on one of her fancy plates to her. Timidly, she grins and asks if you'd do her one more favor. Her feet are awfully sore, and she could use a massage, but it's perfectly fine if you don't want to. Okay, so she only walked about fifty feet, but you're going to humor her this time. And every time for the next two months, really. She is the woman carrying your child, and this is the least you can do for her.
>>3489734>riding bikes by the coastline>"Pedal faster, you sissy! You fall behind, I'm not slowin' down to let you catch up!"
>>3489905>>3489715damn, i must be some kinda prophet.>>3489907
>>3489903I think you're confusing me with the guy that didn't like this Gilda discussion in the first place, dipshit.You could at least pretend to read links if you're gonna hop on someone.
>>3489832I like him. Not my favorite, but he's cool.
>>3489922>"At least the view's nice!"
>>3489932>hips
>>3489932Thanks for all the new plane ponies that I can post to piss off Daytime MLPG.
Why can't Ubuntu download any goddamn faster? I'd like to have both Win7 and Ubuntu 12.04 up, running and fully equipped before I have to go to bed, since the next opportunity I have to work in this thing will be 7:30PM after work.
>>3489943why would daytime MLPG piss off with plane ponies?
>>3489926Why you so mad, though?
>>3489932Well, I mostly play Dominion where he's a sub-par character. I don't know much about Summoner's Rift anymore, but from what I gather he's not very good there either.
>>3489943People get mad at plane ponies?
>>3489932what's this?
>>3489952Because everyone is retarded.You and me. Retarded.
>>3489824>that feel when you haven't hngggg'd instead of unf'd to a Gilda greentext in a long time
>>3489950Because your internet is shit
>>3489951>>3489955Hilariously enough yes.
>>3489964
>>3489955People get mad at anything.Like 99% of the hatred here is towards innocuous things that really, REALLY shouldn't be hated.Disliked? Sure. Everyone's got opinions. But hated with such vehemency that they feel the need to complain whenever they see it? Unforgivable.
>>3489902I'd watch rock bottom againIts only 22 minutes or so innit?im game
>>3489974what could be so bad about them?
>>3489974but why? is it because the summerfriends that hate all OC?
>>3489975Aw Derpy, you're allowed to be retarded.
>>3489906
>>3489971>Steam getting 3.1mb/s>Ubuntu hovering between 100-250kb/sI don't think *my* internet is at fault here.
>>3489975http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related
>>3489875Is it gonna be preggo night?This might take me a while, because I honestly don't have much experience with how pregnancy affects a woman. Others can request other shit in the meantime.
>>3489990>fluffy pony is the 1%
>>3489998
>>3490006Torrent it then
>>3489995>>3489996I really don't know.But I know several of them told me to stop being a faggot and stop posting those "stupid fucking planes."
>>3490014I don't like fluffy pony but no one even posts it in the thread anymore so I don't really give a fuck.
>>3489996basically anything new or exciting is hated in the daytime MLPGs.
>>3490034is the new people that gets here and just try to fit because we are supposed to hate OC, fanfiction and fun
>>3489934>"Watch your tongue, dweeb, if you want it to stay in your mouth!">she grins to herself
>>3490006I wonder if them hosting their own Dropbox thing is what's to blame.The only thing I hate about Ubuntu and Linux in general is all the hoops I have to jump to install something. And you better pray you have ALL the necessary applications and software and distributions, or else the whole thing just wipes itself.
>>3489990I like to think it's just one guy. It's just one guy who hates fucking everything.
>tfw you realize you've been up for 46 hours and didnt even notice
no mafia tonight?
>>3490062I honestly don't know whether to attribute it to malice, stupidity, trying too hard to fit in, or some combination of the above
>>3490034Now that I look at this harder, I really like airliner's face in this.
>>3490009>>3489907>Rarity's hormones are all over the place>she has days where her mood runs riot>she gets frustrated over some insignificant detail of a project>in a few minutes, she's angrily throwing crumpled up drawings, before she heaves the whole sketchbook to the floor, shouting that she just can't get that stupid frill RIGHT! It's like it's TRYING to come out the WORST it possibly can, just to spite her!>She bursts into tears while she tries frantically to clean up her mess, convinced that she's a terrible designer and a burden on you>then she gets horny...
>>3490083The worst thing was people hating GG for getting 3k
>>3490066Now if only we could weed him out.
>>3490062>hate OCsWhat gets me about this is that everyone who's like "oh shit OCs mah fuckin jimmies are getting rustled as we speak" is misidentifying the problem. The issue should be stupid shit -- bad characters who are clearly self-inserts or wish-fulfillment nonsense.
>>3490076>tfw you can barely stay awake ten hours without getting crazy tired
>>3490094But Anon, unicorns are always horny
>>3490094Ah, the wonders of writing in greentext.
>>3490094>ssex out of nowhere
>>3490104afaik, we the hivemind, like OC as long as it isn't Sonic fandom tier, right?
>>3490099>STOP BEING NICE>STOP TAKING JOY IN GOOD FORTUNE COMING TO SOMEONE WHO'S HAD SHIT LUCK FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONGseriously, what's wrong with some people
>>3490104The plane ponies are stupid shit.
Well I just got done listening to that whole panel interview with Megan McCarthy and I can't say it really gives me much confidence. She seemed totally out of her league when compared with the other writers and animators. She's definitely one of the better writers on staff and I've enjoyed most of her episodes, but she still sounded pretty incompetent for someone who's trying to fill the shoes of Faust and Renzetti. Maybe she was just nervous.Also it seems like the HUB is a totally shitty network to work for. They apparently don't even have their own office so the writers and directing staff have to keep in touch over email and skype. For fucks sake, that's probably one of the reasons Faust left in the first place.
>>3490107you need to stop eating your shitty vegan diet and switch to something with plenty of protein along with fruits and vegetables.like paleo.
>>3490132THERE HE IS.
>>3489953I prefer to jungle with him or if need be solo top. He's more effecting in summoner's rift, I find.>>3489943No problem.
>>3490117You have clearly never been intimate with a woman of any sort.
>>3490117>sex out of nowhere>dumbHora hora, you're no fun at all.
>>3490132>stupid shit -- bad characters who are clearly self-inserts or wish-fulfillment nonsense.Plane Ponies do not qualify as stupid shit.
>>3490132Yeah, they're pretty silly. I think that's the appeal.
>>3490099>check out the current donation>$5,335.46>46>fucking>centsWHYYYY DO YOU FAGGOTS DO THIIIIIS?
>plane pones are backOH BOY
>>3490082I think it's too late. We probably wouldn't be able to fill even an 8 man game.
>>3490132It's okay to not like them.But are you capable of allowing those that like them to enjoy their fun?
>>3490137But I frequently eat turkey, chicken and spinach.Is paleo really that good?I've considered doing it, but I don't know if I have enough discipline to regulate myself like that over a long period of time
>>3490065>not using a package managerSure is nice being able to install software with a single click.
>>3490126We like them as long as you are pretty chill about them and don't avatar. Asking for critique about your recently drawn OC is fine, even if you are trying to work it into a fanfiction.It's the E/RP and talking endlessly about them that gets to people.
>>3490148I must know.Is the B-2 plane pony a male or female? I feel bad calling it an "it" all night.
>>3490161ahahahahahaI love it
>>3490167>implying that MLPG isn't 99% /v/we hate fun
>>3490148>Jessy will never prefer to jungle or solo top with you
>>3490137>no grains>no dairy products>only sweetener you can use is steviaNot that guy, but fuck no.
>>3490161>/co/ I gotta BRRRT super bad
Anyone have an archive of the plane ponies I can download?Seems like I'm missing quite a few of them.
>>3490179I really wish people would stop saying thatit's a pretty stale jokeand if it isn't a joke, then it's very, very sad.
>>3490179Fun is evil.
>>3490153They're not clearly self-inserts or wish-fulfillment nonsense but they're still stupid shit.>>3490167Yes. Just don't go thinking everyone who doesn't like them is lel summer piss XDXD
>>3490111Think yer clever do ya, ya wee cheeky fucker.Okay, I'll admit that was a good one.
>>3490175Intended to be female.>>3490181I prefer ad carrying or support, if anything.
>>3490167
>>3490182Jesus, that sounds awfulNot that I really use sweetners, but I can't stand artificial sugar.
>>3490172The program you need is never there.One million art programs, and none of them work.
>>3490161I think it would be better without "go".Just, "I'm about to BRRRRT".Or alternatively, "I'm about to BRRRT a motherfucker."
>>3490117You've never seen what pregnancy can do to a woman have you?
>>3490173So the issue as always would be solved via ignoring what you don't like.
>>3490181>"Come on Anon! Let's go strafe some bogies!"
>>3490133Hasbro still sees the HUB as a means to peddle their 30-minute toy commercials. It's expected that they don't give a shit about the production team
Anyone else have a request for me to write?Or...Or...Can I make a request for somebody else?
>>3490203Thank you for answering my question.
>>3490209>not dual booting Windows and Ubuntu just for this issueIt's like you hate being smart
>>3490200>Yes. Just don't go thinking everyone who doesn't like them is lel summer piss XDXDWho said this to you, anon? Who hurt your feelings and turned you into a hateful MLPG supervillian?
>>3490112You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>3490221whoops, meant to link >>3490184
>>3490223Let's see that somebody else's request.
>>3490223"I'm not going to stop you from making a request. But I don't have to accept it." -- Batman (MLPG Begins)
>>3490198It's true.During the day, the discussion is usually pretty obviously /v/-oriented.
>>3490223Twilight attempting mind (or more specifically, body) control as a bedroom aid BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE BDN WAS SUPPOSED TO WRITE THST.
>>3490204I don't know why I laughed so hard.
>>3490203awww, I liked it being ambiguousand she can't even say anything to tell them which it is
>>3490223What's the request?Anonymous will always deliver! R-right guys?
>>3490161Cool picture and all but...you forgot the thrusters on her back.
>>3490198Do you even read the threads? Seems like half the posts are /v/ a lot of the time.
>>3490234His parents put him in a locked room with a laptop that could only go to /v/ until his 18th birthday.
>>3490251If only... if only people learned how to ignore shit they don't like again...
>>3490254How come you wait for shit like this on people who never coming back instead of asking the few writefags we have left?
>trying to teach someone to drawthis is hell.
>>3490266>>3490246>>3490244Pinkie is planning a party for one of the mane six, but something goes wrong and she gets stressed out.>>3490254I feel like I've written this already. Lemme dig around and find out.
>>3490279I don't get it. What the fuck happened to us?
>>3490283>trying to teach someone to do anything
>>34902174chan seems to have two types of people. Those who can ignore stuff as they go, and those who must stop and criticize EVERYTHING.Just look at /v/ and /tg/ and ponies. Ask about a game, join a conversation, but if you post a pony or even refer to the show in any way, all hell breaks loose.>>3490232But I have a tiny SSD in my tablet laptop. And the pressure sensitivity doesn't work in Linux, even though I can get Sai to run.
>>3490279that's impossible, if humans could ignore shit we don't like there would be world peace
>>3490303Actually, /tg/ talked about ponies a few days ago.
>>3490295Is it something wrong with the party or something wrong with her?
>>3490300>Ponychan, reddit, /v/ and /b/ come to /mlp/>They see a thread called MLP GeneralWe're hardly strictly /co/ anymore. Hell, /co/ discussion gets shot down.
>>3490301you know i always thought buggs was full of shit but some people just CANT DRAW. ive been trying to teach this person basic 3d perspective use guide line positioning for a month and they still dont get it.
>>3490189Not sure how complete it is, but there's this.>>3487889
>>3490300>>3490325hiatus
>>3490300>what happenedAs I recall, there were always shitstorms. There was never some golden age when MLPG was just wonderful.
>>3490322Up to the author, but why not a bit of both?
>>3490325Not all the time!Sometimes the bits and pieces of what we used to be show through...
>>3490301>that feel when something finally clicks for you
>>3490279/v/ shit doesn't belong here. I can only hope it'll get better after the hiatus.
Would you help a pone by fitting a milking tube over their needy shaft and watching them spray hot spunk into a waiting canister?
>>3490094>You buy four different kinds of milk>she can't stand the sight of a certain color, or the feel of fabrics she used to love using>you have to listen to your music through headphones because she swears it all sounds off-key
>>3490343>There was never some golden age when MLPG was just wonderful.This.
>>3490318Yup, I was there. About 500 posts.But I was also in another thread where someone just Mentioned Rarity in a pun. The entire thread turned into a pony hate and gore thread.
>>3490354>Using a milking tube>Not using your mouthShiggy
>>3490343Just because there were always shitstorms doesn't mean it wasn't the golden agethe shitstorms were nothing. and the content...my god, the content! It was a practical renaissance! and now look at us
>>3490318/tg/'s weird. Sometimes I go back and it's like the mod crackdown and resulting shift in mentality never happened. Other times I go back and it's just the same old shit.
>>3490318Wasn't it "my made up men would beat up your horses, nancy boy"?
>>3490331>>3490350Go Tiger Mom on their ass and keep drilling them.That said, why isn't everyone else here working on their art?
>>3490354I would, but I hope the milking tube is just a temporary measurean open sound seems like it would be far more effective
>>3490369>It was a practical renaissance! it wasn´t.
>>3490373They were talking about Tyrantlestia
>>3490373Nope, it was legit world-building and fantastic racism.
>>3490346>that feel when you wish you could just make up stories on the spot but always have to plan them out like some crazy OCD guy before writing themWish I could help you out but all I can do is wish you luck in getting it written.
>>3490373NECRON STRONGI love the Necron.
>>3490373>click here to unleash Magneto's powerThey're fucked.
>>3490373That's always a pretty fascinating reaction. I wonder why dweebs do that.
>>3490401>>3490295
>>3490325>Blaming others for our own problems.Not everyone from /co/ is magically a nice guy that is appealing to talk to. Hell go look at it now, they bicker just as much as we do.In fact half the time this whole elitist mindset is what starts most arguments in the thread. (e.g. Drawfag X is mingling with bronies, they're not one of US anymore)
>>3490382Fuck you it wasn't. You know how many contributors we had making shit for us? Now what have we got? Barely anything. I remember when Daytime MLPG was a decent place.MLPG was just BETTER before. Not that it's not enjoyable now, but it's not what it used to be.
>>3490281I did, but most admitted they'd rather not, because they were really excited to read it for themselves as well.
>>3490406Is that a sergal plushie?That's adorable
>>3490381mah nigga
>>3490406It's like a kid that gets bullied in school and then locks inside his room and draws himself beating up the bullies, but even more pathetic and not even as a form of revange
>>3490379i am drawing and i also got better with multitasking. i can draw, be depressed and destroy my self respect simultaneously
>>3490369You're remembering only what you want to remember.Being totally honest: I came here in Jan/Feb 2011. I stayed until roughly June/July of that year, and then I didn't come back until the show started up again. I didn't notice any real difference in thread quality or posters. There was more porn compared to when I first came in, but that shift had started right after the bans so it was old hat by then.I then left and didn't come back until /mlp/ got started. Again, I don't think there's much of a difference.If there were a huge difference, I think I probably would have noticed easily, given that for me it wouldn't have been a gradual shift but a very sudden one. I just really doubt it.
>>3490406Alright, I like this picture.
>>3490399
>>3490354>>3490368>>3490381>>3490434>soundfagsNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>3490421You can live in denial if you want to.
>>3490421Plus, I don't recall seeing stuff like THIS.>>3490434The worst you got back then was Faceless ERPing with some guy pretending to be Sweetie Belle
>>3490434On the other hand, leaving the milk pump on for a while might be a good ideaYou've got to get him to a large enough size to make the sound easier to insert, right?
>>3490459It's okay if you don't see it my way.But don't be rude about it.
>>3490430Yes. FD is basically the lead artist for Battletech, and he's a fa/tg/uy, so he draws shit like that all the time.>>3490455I like it, too. Probably not in the way he wants me to like it, but I think it's pretty funny.
>>3490460Ah yes. Faceless.
>>3490442the DA watermark just makes that comic even funnierlike someone would want to steal it
What was the name of Equestria's government? Can't recall right now.
>>3490442This is very true.Also, where the fuck do these comics come from?
>>3490466>Insert the sound>I imagined someone grabbing the end of the dick and yelling into itWhy does this make me laugh?
>>3490481Celestia
There was once a time when MLPG didn't know that "wink" had more than one meaning.
Why the fuck is this night thread being shitty right now?Last night's had some shit speckles in it too.I think night threads are dying.
>>3490467>But don't be rude about it.>FUCK YOU IT WAS´T
>>3490456>Eldar>laughingpariahs.jpg
>>3490460and fucking sentinal, the suicidal /b/tard who wouldn't leave and loved to shitpost 24/7 about his fucking day schedule and meaningless philosophical bullshit
>tfw you were there when Megatron helped Derpy keep custody of Dinky
>>3490501Leth pls
>>3490497Anon, pls
>>3490489You learn and see some crazy shit on 4chan
>>3490484>fuckhuge watermark in the middle
>>3490510this was a thing that happened
>>3490486>DJ Acid using her giant radioactive cock as a microphine
>>3490510But it's true.
>>3490523Now you just killed my joy. Why did you kill my joy, Anon? Why?
>>34904911) Things seem pretty chill, so I don't know why you're upset. It's not directly pony-related but if you want to talk about that just get on it.2) Peeps need to stop talking about night threads in the daytime. I've started talking shit about the night threads, in fact. Keep those people away.
Jesus guys, have you seen the rest of the board lately? It's getting pretty fucked up out there.
>>3490501>tfw was Ironman.
Nature is an ass.Lightning hit my neighbor's house (they're fine, no fire), surged our house and fried my TV, my speakers, and the wired connections for the router (but not anything else on it, weird.)So yeah. How has your night been, MLPG?
>>3490489I've knowing about winking since before FiM started airing.
>>3490486Because funny things are funny.
What if Araki wrote for MLP?
>>3490515Oh, the deviantart watermark actually has a little url on it for the account. Never noticed that.You know, you could've just said.
>>3490481Have a headcannon.http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/post/9639242704/this-is-part-1-part-2-herehttp://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/post/9639320146/this-is-part-2-here-is-part-1
>>3490537I care so little.
>>3490542A lightning hit me and I become a thunder.
>New plane pones.>GG got dosh.Man, I feel all warm and fuzzy.I must be dying.I'm scared.
>>3490547Me too.
>>3490542>not your personal blog
>>3490542Swell.If the thread would hurry up I'd be able to go to sleep before 4 AM tonight.
>>3490551It would be fabulous
>>3490567shhhit's okay anonyou're gonna be just fine
>>3490564Kevin Durant pls go back to Seattle
>>3490572Hurry up with what?
>>3490379I haven't drawn anything seriously for a month.Help pls.pls
>>3490549>This will be a scene in Luna Quest.You reading this Aspirant?This isn't a suggestion, she has to scream at quest Anon's dick.It's that dicks destiny.
>>3490537hasn't it always be fucked?
>>3490536I scroll through the general and I think my eyes inadvertently drift towards the shitty posts. How awful of me.You're a good man for doing that. I've done the same a few times.
So has GG just run off with our money?And why do we call him GG anyways since he also goes by Weaver
>>3490562>Big Mac x Mayor shippingWhy isn't there more of this
what happened to all our >feelsmiths?I miss those teenagers...
>>3490536Ohoho, that was you talking shit about night threads earlier.Nicely done.
>>3490569shhhh, shhhit'll be fine
>A Metroid Prime thread on /v/>Attention Whore using Pinkie Pie images and trip spams it to oblivionHe's obviously not a fan of the show, but it's still kind of makes me annoying that people still do this shit with ponies.
>>3490582>"Shout at it.">"W-What?">"Just do it. Please. I need this."
>>3490582
>>3490581ask the general for requests until something inspires youor just wait until you feel like drawing something, no point forcing yourself to do it if you dont feel like it
>>3490588GG is his pony name.
>>3490579Hitting image limit. For some reason I'm compelled to stay until the thread hits its limit.However, this compulsion only exerts itself if there are less than 50 images remaining.I don't even know why anymore.
>>3490582>how to ruin the mood in record speed
>>3490590What teenagers?
>>3490601>defiling a metroid prime threadtheres just things that shouldn't be done
>tfw Soarin femanon will never deliver
>>3490616Im not even mad red player is a nigger.
>>3490590Yes, I thought someone was going to be doing some teen Apple Bloom since it came up in discussion a night or two ago.
>>3490620Like going to /v/
>>3490620>>3490601They're just attention whore trolls. They also happen to sort of like the show. Is it Pinkus Pie by any chance? I find his posts amusing.
>>3490588He was SUPPOSED to run off with our money.
>>3490585Tripfriends aren't sticking to the /b/read anymoreThey just end up shitting up otherwise reasonable threadsthere's so much tripfag roleplayingI can't understand it
>>3490602>roll to persuade royality to scream at your genitalia>critical failure>she feels uncomfortable and you end up not doing anything>try to talk to her the next morning>she avoids you and is awkward as fuckJUST NOPLS PLS
>>3490582>"Good work number two."
>>3490624I'm still here, you know. Your words, even in jest, do wound me so.
>>3490621Yeah, whatever happened to that?And whatever happened to that anon who said he could put huge dildos up his butt and said he would do it on /soc/?I'm feeling cheated here.
>>3490585Yeah, I guess I've just stuck to the general so much I forgot what it was like.Anyway I figured out what you guys meant by "shading with black". I figured you dudes were talking about the inking but I see now that you meant the way I just use a black layer at 20% opacity to do my shading.Hopefully this looks better (Aside from the obvious fuckups everywhere)
>>3490635It's Pinkamenia Whose going on about how Metroid Prime is shit and Other M is good and how Metroid Prime ruined the series but Other M saved it
>>3490619the human onesthe CMCand Silver Spoon too
>>3490588>ourThere's that word again.Besides, it's not like he doesn't deserve it for Rubyquest alone, let alone the other five years of shit. Dude's in a bind, let him ask for help.
Any requests before I pass out?
>>3490590Haha...Yes...teenagers...Oh god what have I done with my life?!
>>3490621Pretty sure it was a dude that was writing FOR the femanon(s?)
>>3490666MIND CONTROL.
>>3490671No, it's okay! You're a teenager too in these stories!
>>3490671I know this feel you speak of
>>3490653I like it
>>3490611Huh.Well that's kind of strange.
>>3490678SECOND
>>3490655And now the threads been deleted.
>>3490647I really don´t care.
>>3490645>We call Shining Armor shiny again.
>>3490590>>3490671I, I-I love little girls, they make me feel so good~
>>3490671It's amazing how many times a day I ask myself the same question.
>>3490683Well, thanks. I started blending blue with various shades of yellow to see if it would look better. I think it does.
>>3490658>"All of my favorite feels are here!">"And Silver Spoon too!"
>>3490621Can you explain?
>>3490629yeah, I hope they write more of those teen-CMC >feels.also, does anyone know how that >feels archive is coming along?
>>3490655That rustles my jimmies and it's just a summary.
>>3490681Where's that one about an older Anon and an older Sweetie Belle about to go off to college?
>>3490677Yeah but there was a (supposed) femanon who promised to masturbate on vocaroo for us if that happened.
>>3490678No dice on that one, dawg.
>>3490671>tfw your childhood is over and you're desperately clinging onto it by watching children's cartoons.
>>3490703the Silver Spoon one is actually my favorite
>>3490687It was a joke. You know, something you laugh at. I had thought using flowery words would have been a good tip-off.I'm also well aware that my personal wellbeing is not on anyone's priority list.
>>3490709been working on it. having some trouble with the hosting provider and installation of some perl modules i need for the app, but hopefully that will be resolved in the next day or so.i'm quietly working on it, i really want to see this project work.
>>3490677He meant that the femanon promised to post audio of herself 'enjoying' the story.
>>3490722>>3490687
>>3490716How about a story about helping Rainbow Dash? She seems to be a rather one track pony that she ignores a lot of things we take for granted, like cooking a delicious mea.
>>3490721I enjoyed helping write it.
>>3490728Me too.Best of luck and thanks for your hard work thus far!
>>3490714O-Oh... That's naughty.
>>3490678>>3490685Well I'll throw in a third the->>3490716Ah well.
Welp, took long enough.I know Wubi is supposed to install Ubuntu alongside Windows 7, but>that moment of panic when you're not sure if it overwrote Win7 or notNow to rummage around and try to find the differences between Ubuntu and Xfce, and see what came with the install. I really need to not do this shit at 2AM.
>>3490629You mean Apple Bloom wearing an apron over her usual clothes, with her red bandana tied around her head like a makeshift hairnet, showing you how a proper country dinner is made?
>>3490722You sound really fucking autistic. Like, sentenal levels.
>>3490714It DID happen.TWICE.http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkRAnd we haven't heard from any of the femanons since.Which is a shame because I wanted to hear about what the others wanted for Braeburn and Big Macintosh.
>>3490588>So has GG just run off with our money?What are you talking about, it hasn't even been 24 hours
>>3490728Good luck! Looking forward to seeing it up and running
>>3490752At least we made you and your bros day.
>>3490749Yes, something like that.
>>3490655This is why God made filtering. I just checked the thread, and I had already filtered Pinkamenia so a third of the thread was hidden. Glorious.
>>3490744I am excite for more Splotchbutt quest.
>>3490752Have you drawn any Gillou or PB since?
>>3490732I would pay to hear this.>>3490749Another night, and I would write this. If you catch me around tomorrow, bug me to do this one.
>>3490767I thought it wasn't us.
>>3490751Are these both on the heroku?
>>3490707I am not certain but I think someone said they would record themselves masturbating to something or othernot sure if audio or video, haven't been following very much
>>3490752You've had plenty of time to waste everything on hookers and blow, what is taking you so long?
>>3490771Has anyone asked her to b-b-back that ass up yet?
>>3490750I'm aware of that possibility.Going to stop responding now since this isn't actually important. Also it isn't ponies.
>>3490666God Hand ponies.A tattooed giant pony with a mohawk saying "You're not Alexander!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV5lqJdak2I&feature=relmfu
>>3490750And you soound incredibly bitter.
>>3490752People seem to think that you're on MLP 24/7...Though you might not even be the real Glitter Glue, you might just be Satan pretending to be him.Draw us a picture to prove you're you
Roll time1-3 Pone on4-6 Fap7-9 Bedtime0 Work on my fic moreDubs and above MLPG's choice. By democratic process of course.
>>3490709I am up for continuing with some more life on the farm with Applebloom.And no, her sister doesn't want to ride our butter churnin pole because she acts friendly around us, calm your shit.
>>3490798Goodnight~
>>3490798sleep
>>3490795>People seem to think that you're on MLP 24/7I've checked when I'm on a lot. There was like an 8-10 hour period when he wasn't. So he just sleeps and goes back on.
>>3490744>>3490763Thanks guys. I'm looking forward to it as well. The >greentext shall blot out the sun, then we will >feel in the shade.Also looking forward to more LunaQuest
>>3490752where have you been all night.and where is that dragon sex comic we've been pestering you about?
>>3490815unf
>>3490813Isn't that what we all do?
>>3490806>>3490812Good night, Anons. Good night, MLPG. I was going to do my cuddle roll but I'll just go with 2.3 tonight since she's already there.
>>3490815Now I want some apple juice
>>3490801I think we've shown already that we have our priorities straight.Applebloom is the girl we love.
>Had a really weird dream about Dot ChanIt wasn't even sexual either. Haven't had a Twilight dream for ages.
>>3490815Applejack.Applejack please.You are clearly dehydrated.Drink some water.
Since someone was asking for mind control
>>3490815She has a nice aim with her juice.
>>3490830She would be warmest and cuddliest pony to sleep with.
>>3490836I had a dream about season 3 and it was awful
>>3490852>Fluttershy>Warmestare you serious?
>>3490749>you wash the dishes with her after dinner>she hums a little tune to herself, swaying her hips side-to-side to the rhythm of the melody as she works
>>3490830Fluttershy is always there in the background
Why the fuck do people call other posters Satan in this thread?
>>3490835And we can't ride unbroken horses for shit....how long does it take for a dislocation to recover?
>>3490854Your dreams are prophecy.
>>3490815>>3490823pic related.
>>3490865If someone gets a post ending in 666 the joke is that they're satanIt's kind of silly
If by any chance you haven't masturbated to Pinkie in a chicken suit, I recommend you should in the future.
>>3490873I don't want it to be
>>3490875You dont have to spam your fic everytime someone mention pee.
>>3490859>You will never'sARGHPET PEEVE!
>>3490859>cuddling with a princess>everyou funny guy
>>3490859>tfw someone reposts a greentext you took part in
>>3490875I'd prefer real piss over apple juiceAnd I'm prefer rimming to scat, even food scat
>>3490865Shh, calm down Satan.
>>3490880>C-cluck!
>>3490879>The lord of lies.>Silly.You are all going to burn in hell for dealing with the beast, sinners.
>>3490852Would you gently knead her wingpits as she nuzzled her face into your chest?
>>3490880Would you prefer her breast or drumsticks?
>>3490744Luna quest today?
>>3490893It's a weird feel.
>>3490910
>>3490902All I know is that if I don't make it in to pony heaven I'm going to be very disappointed
>>3490782Nope.
>>3490896We all know Satan is a massive attention whore.
>>3490914>today>it's past 3 AM EST...I guess that counts.
>>3490910>wingpits
>>3490914Technically speaking. Tonight, roughly 8pm EDT as standard. So in about 17 or so hours, if I'm not too tired to calculate times.
>>3490915You get used to it.
>>3490880no
>>3490839Oooh, thanks Anon! I hadn't read that one.Do you happen to have a cap of that runes interactive greentext thing someone did? I'm having trouble finding mine in my mess of a folder, if I even did have it saved.
>>3490915I get a weird feel any time I see people posting any of my stuff. They like it, I don't see anything special. It's strange really.
>>3490941Sorry, I don't. You've probably never read it because I wrote it in the piss.I stopped going to mlpg for a while after /mlp/ was opened
>>3490945Some people think my stuff is worth saving now.That is the best feeling.
>>3490933This guy needs to make more comics like this.Anon running into awkward situations with ponies.
>>3490945Bahaha, I know that feeling>Write something kind of dumb and fairly disgusting>Post it for laughs>"OMG so hot" "moar plz"
>>3490961
>>3490967It felt nice for me at first, but after a while I could only see what I did wrong in everything I've done that's been posted.Doesn't help when I start something, think people lost interest and stop, only to have people ask me to finish it later. And then I'm a lazy fuck and don't do it because I don't know.
>>3490968
>>3490976What have you written?
>>3490983that's a nice hand
>>3490968Yes.
>>3490982I have a similar problem but I remember that you've got to go through about 1000 pictures before you start getting good.I think I've got 900 to go. I can do it.
>>3490997A whole mess of greentext about the consumption of delicious candy pone semen, and some other weird stuffhttp://pastebin.com/u/croptool
>>3491004That face pinkie makes when she first gets on his back turns me on for some reason.
>>3491005Yeah, mine's writing.Good luck with your stuff!I gotta figure out why I don't even want to sit down and write stuff much anymore.
>>3490961Just went through properly and nope, don't have it. Ah well, thanks anyway.'S fine, not gonna hate on you for it, you seem reasonable enough, and the more reasonable people out there the better the chances of transmuting piss into something less reprehensible. Thanks for the share.
>>3491013You could have just said you were croptool, man.Also now I know that you think what you write is disgusting and you find it funny when people like it.
>>3491004Why doesn't Anonymous just turn all the Ponies human and himself into a Pony?
This horse is on its last legs. Perhaps we should invest in a new one.
>>3491027For me it was a quantity issueWhen you write close to 30 things you start getting a little bored.So I picked up drawing and am really having a good time with it.
>>3491004>Y-YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?!!Every time
>>3491030and you'll never know if it's the truth or not!
>>3491049Lyra is always so adorable. She has a beautiful voice too.
>>349104770k words of waifuing and I'm only starting in on more.And yet I have requests I should've finished, but didn't. And I couldn't even tell you why.
>>3491058It doesn't really matter, I'm still gonna think he's a dick forever.
>>3491052boop>>3491072>>3491072>>3491072>>3491072
>>3491076it's really weird how the link just breaks like that
>>3491071Well what could you expect from someone with a shitty OC that thinks greentext stories are real stories and posts in the piss?
>>3491128>thinks greentext stories are real storieswoah woah woah, hold upWhen did I ever imply that?
>>3491163Oh nevermind, I guess you think everything you write is shit.
>>3491174For the most part I do and I will never understand people that believe otherwise.
>>3491197So why don't you kill yourself?
>>3491219Because I'm having fun
>>3491238>Having fun with shitI didn't know you had a scat fetish
>>3491246There's all sorts of stuff you don't know about me
>>3491267Well, I know you're a cunt and a brony.That's all I really want to know.
Guys. Guys.Drop it
>>3491285Fair enough, I guess.I'm sorry I've upset you!
>>3491316I used to think you were fun
>>3491332But what if I was just pretending to be a jerk and I actually do thoroughly enjoy the trash I write?We can still have fun together, anonIt doesn't have to be like this
>>3491363It does, it does.
DROP IT YOU SACKS OF SHIT
>>3491382Eh let em have their fight. This horse is ded anyway.
>>3491371I'm sorry to hear that, buddy>>3491382Why so angry?We're just chilling in a dead horseTake it to the new one if it really bothers you that much
>>3491382>>3491394How autistic to you have to be to stick around?>>3491406;-;
>>3491406NODROP IT
>>3491409Autistic enough to comment on your shitty misspellingsFag
>>3491426ur mom
>>3491435NO U
>>3491314>Guys. Guys.>Drop ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6_MWVHZ4g
>>3491409B=but all the cool kids hang out in ded horses. I wanna be cool too!
>>3491447THATS WHAT UR MOM SED
>>3491452>>3491314https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er670ig8xxo
>>3491452Why wouldn't you post a pony versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrSRFTToQwYIt's too bad that song isn't just 3-5 minutes of that section>>3491456It's alright anon, you can hang in the dead horse with us
So what is one supposed to do in a ded horse
>>3491473>It's too bad that song isn't just 3-5 minutes of that sectionYeah it's weird. The song like sucks most of the time and then it gets good for 30 seconds. Then back to bad.
>>3491487I'm under the impression that we beat it.Or drop it. I'm getting something mixed up here I'm sure
>>3491487Anything you want (except post images). Normally people ERP or quest, but today we're arguing about if someone's a cunt because they may or may not actually think the fetish fiction they write is gross
Dark Knight Rises was... okay. I just wasn't feeling the drama for most of the movie until the climax. Bane was just... okay but I never felt like he was as much of a physical threat as he was implied. Maybe Hardy was just too short.
>>3491533Well I'd rather discuss the showWho's your favorite pony?
>>3491538Are you a ghost?
>>3491538I'm not gonna see it because TDK sucked in my opinion and I don't like their portrayal of Bane.Am I justified in this mindset?
>>3491547All of them
>>3491557You can have whatever opinions you want, anon.Just don't be awful about them and we're cool.
>>3491558>SurprisedAhsokaFace.png
>>3491557I think TDK would have been better if it wasn't trying to be Batman. Cause... Well... That wasn't Batman.
>>3491557Out of the Nolan Batman movies I rank them:1. TDK2. Begins3. RisesI liked all of them, but liked TDK the most.
>>3491581>>3491557I forgot that this is a splinter from /co/ and /co/ is filled with comic purists who go "that's not my batman".
>>3491581Thank you!A few days ago I tried defending my view that they didn't show Batman right. Everyone told me that it was just my opinion and that they liked seeing Batman act like the Punisher.
>>3491612But it wasn't. It was Beat-Em-Up Gadget man.Whatever. I'm not saying I hated TDK, I actually did like it. But I didn't feel as if it was Batman
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>>3492012>>3492039wat
