Old Weav- I mean, thread: >>3476564Do you like ponies? I like ponies, ponies are cute. Which pony enjoys being the poniest the most?
>>3478844Poniest pinkest pone right here
>>3478846>2 postsSO SLOW OH MY GOD
CIRCLEJERK GENERAL
GG'S BACK BABY
I can't
Which pone enjoys helping others the most? Oh right, all of them
Apple pony is a very good pony
>tfw mlpgGO takes you to a completely fresh General
Define "poniest".
>>3478905>implying the haters aren't just jelly of GG's success
>>3478901Would you say... 2SLOW?
Well, as a Leth fanboy, it's good to know we're not the most annoying fanboys in the General.
>Being mad and jelly about GGStop being cunts, guys.
>>3478908Yep. Generosity. That's right...
>>3478916The most pony.
>>3478917>implying I implied implications
CIRCLE JERKING TIME OVERLETS POST HORSE
OH BOY I SURE AM MAD AT GG FOR BEING POPULAR AND GETTING MONEYFUCK PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>3478914>mlpgGO what's this
>>3478929I think there comes a point when we have to stop talking about it. This has been going on for over an hour now
>>3478929No
>>3478936those are not horse! those are kirby!
>>3478929They've lost the ability to have fun and feel happy for another person.
>>3478936HAHA PONIES? IN MLP GENERAL? FUCK THAT, I WANT TO SUCK GG'S COCK
>>3478908Rarity you cunt.>Free clothes for all her friends>Would give you the umbrella off her back without even asking
>>3478928>expressing goodwill towards someone>annoyingI'm glad to annoy you.
>>3478941http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goHella usefule
>>3478936OH MAN HOW HARD WOULD YOU CUDDLE WITH THESE KIRBY HORSES
>>3478947>fun
>>3478942Deal with it, crybaby it'll be over when it's over.
>>3478928My fanboys are really annoying, don't worry!
>>3478961GO EAT A BARREL FULL OF PONY DICKS ROOGNA
>>3478947I'm really happy for him, I want to see him drawing a lot of stuff now.But it's too much now, man.
>>3478948I wonder how big his dick is.I also wonder if its cut or uncut.
>People complaining about GG's face when
WHAT IS BENNY BRUSH'S FAVORITE PONE
>>3478959>making baseless assumptionsExactly. That was my point. People were all fine and dandy at the start, but after a while, they're going to get bored of the topic and circlejerking and want to move on. Same shit with AB
>>3478961Here they are now
>>3478953neat!
>>3478961Keep dreaming Roogna the Bird Edge
What about a drawing about a shitty joke?
>>3478971well I'm amused by this thread alreadykeep up the good work mlpg
>>3478917I don't hate WeaverAnd jelly isn't strong enough. I am suicidally depressed right now.
>>3478973I think this is relevant Just be happy.
>>3478951>refuses to babysit for the Cakes for no good reason>lies to her friends just because she found better, more snobbish friends
>>3478953Why not just click the link at the top of the archive?
I like mint pone.
>>3478977They're all inside!
WHY THE FUCK AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT PONIES
>>3478996It's one less step.
>>3478993
>>3478987>What about a drawing about a shitty joke?awesome
>>3478998So do I. There needs to be more mint pone. Do you have any more to spare, sir?
>>3478917this
>>3478996Some people find that loading the main archive page takes a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8Weaver, if you aren't playing this tune really fucking loud in your apartment, you aren't celebrating properly.Get to it nigga!
>>3478981I'e told you a hundred times my name doesnt ste from blazblue ;-;
>>3478976Fuck I'm really sorry. I feel like an asshole now. Pls forgib
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8Official themetune to this thread>Leth will never find a way to make it loop when you load the general
>>3478996too much effort
>>3479006
I still owe someone here some more Garble x CrackleDon't think I forgot I'll do that before I sleepI'm going to be drawing a lot more around here I thinkMaybe I'll even draw worst pony
>>3478990>suicidally depressedoh lighten up.
I have the best fans, peroid.
>>3479006is there one of these for all of the mane 6?>hey pinkie, if i stab you in the gut will you laugh with about how much blood you're losing?
>>3478996The archive takes a couple seconds to load, most of the time, and even when when it doesn't, its still always faster to just click GO instead of MLPG > >>3478844
>>3479026It wasn't even one of us, you fucking moron.
>>3479026but you always draw Pinkie
>>3478998Wikipedia calls her colour "Aquamarine."I don't know, but I think Aquamarine would be like a deep blue instead of this.
>>3478993>lies to her friends just because she found better, more snobbish friendsShe got a chance to fulfill her biggest dreams. What she did wasn't right but let's be serious it was a once in a lifetime opportunity.And she'd still be best friends with the mane six
Someone, a name/tripfag, is going to try to start a discussion about ponies to try and stray from the off topicness in order to make it seem like they're better than they really are
>>3479026Who is worst pony?
>>3479019It's cool, I didn't really convey my meaning to wellI forgib. Hab a zeny and pone
>>3479042Not even a power of a name/tripfag can do that right now. Unless is Reu showing her tits.
>>3479026Trixie?
>>3479026I hope it's Dash
>>3479026Please draw some Gillou or PBWe haven't had any of them in forever.And are you gonna do more commissions?
>>3479026first to talkalways on the leftget it together comic makers
>>3479025>I say, we can go where we want to
>>3479035I tend to check the archived threads before moving to new pone
>>3479050iirc it is.
YEAH I GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOUYOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONETHESE THINGS ARE GETTING CREEPY IN THIS SLEEPY STATE OF OREGONI'M GONNA SET THINGS STRAIGHT AGAIN I'M GONNA PROVE THAT WE'RE WRONGI'M GONNA SHOW THE WORLD THE SUPERNATURAL
>>3478998Would you let mint pone suck on your hands?
>>3479008I might.
>>3479057That's ok, some people find it useful and some people don't, that's how things work.
>>3479042Jokes on you, I'm never using my trip every again. My behavior was atrocious in Luna quest.
>>3479056Oh fuckI love that song
>>3479061Oh, no we're not starting this again...
>>3479026Requester here, yes this is good
>>3479064Sentenal pls.
>>3478987>the sword is tied to her hoofHaOkay I like this drawing
>>3479064dammit sentenal
>>3479061Only if she let me suck on her horn. Bonus points if that's an erogenous zone for unicorns.
Still watching your goat cartoons son?
>>3479062Do share, then?
L O D S OF E M O N EWATS THAT SPELL?
>>3479037some people here did donateand besides the drive was so I could draw full timethat includes quests, comics, and yes, even ponies>>3479053>Please draw some Gillou or PBokay! but not here, they're not ponies>And are you gonna do more commissions?probably!>>3479068I'm glad my message reached you thenWould you like a continuation of the story?
>>3479078Fuck off Omniknight you useless cunt
Dumpin mint pone.
>>3479061I don't really think Lyra's obsession with humans is because of their hands, because in that case, why not approach Gryphons, or Dragons? Then again this is all fanon or whatever so
throw you're guns in da air if your a true ponigga
>>3478958>>3478984>>3478983>>3479013You pull him in as you continue your rhythmic grindingWith your free hand, you grab a forehoof and guide it to his slowly growing member.It doesn't take much guidance before his marshmallow softness is stroking the both of you (although he's giving more attention to himself, more out of habit than anything else)Filling in the gaps, you lightly grip the base of your cock while he teases the rest.You're horny as hell from the load you consumed and he's such a slut he's ready to pop. All that's left is to aim the twin cannons.Who gets it: [Anon], [Braeburn] or [The sheets?]
>>3479080LOADSAMONEYProbly.
>>3479086
>>3479080stop calling me names i don't know the meaning of!
>>3479080LODS OF EMONEPROBLY
>>3479005>"Ah, thanks Dash.">you delicately take the newspaper from her mouth, using your free hand to gently pet her head and scratch behind her ear>she smiles blissfully, flicking her ear against your finger>"Who's a good pony?">she looks up at you with feigned timidity>"Is it...me?">you lightly rub the top of her head, ruffling her rainbow mane>"It's you~"
>>3479096Braeburn's mouthSNOWBALLING AHOY
>>3479069>>3479072Why do you care? At least he'll never trip again.
>>3479096what the fuck is goin' on here
>>3479093Jesus Lyra show some restraint
>>3479096Braeburn. Like that was even a question.
>>3479110yeah but i want him to die firstthen he can not trip all he wants
>>3479097>>3479104ALRIGHT LADS, WADS OUT FOR THE LADIES
>>3479106>OP of the thread>that postDon't make me >feel for Dash.... not now...
>>3479106Aww
>>3479111see >>3477008 and the resulting chain
Mint pone is mintest pone.
>>3479082>Would you like a continuation of the story?I don't know. I'm not sure if I'm even the original requester. I just said I would give you 20 dollars for more Garble.
>>3479110He'll be back.
http://youtu.be/OqKD5WOivpQ?t=2m55s
>>3479114How would you go about killing sentinel? Horribly or painfully?
>>3479132well, noi want him to kill himselfotherwise it's just cheating
>>3479115D-D-DOING UP THE HOUSE IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER
>>3479064You realize that making it obvious who you are when you post, you defeat the purpose of going anon in the first place?
>>3479119I think the post chain you're referring to is ded, CT.Also, did you get that email?
>>3479131Oh god thanks, I love this track.
I fucking hate tripfags. Why do they think people care about them? The only time I ever put on a trip is if someone wants to ask me a question which is almost never. And even then it better be a fucking important question
>>3479061I'd let her suck on my entire arms followed by my head, then my torso and so on until I was completely devoured.Bonbon would then come in and demand Lyra spit me out but she'd refuse and try to waddle away and fail.
>>3479110Even Sentenal himself acknowledged that without his trip his posts are glaringly obvious, so he put it back on so people could filter him if they want to.Sentenal does a lot compiling for us so I don't give a fuck if he trips, I only give a fuck when people bitch about him which does nothing useful at all.
>>3479146>Why do they think people care about them?Because some do.
>>3479140I'm pretty sure he's literally autistic or partly retarded or something. Just treat him like a little kid and it's not so bad.
>>3479146Not everybody has the same straight-laced way of looking at tripfags as you.
>>3479131Is this the episode where Ein, Edward and - although temporarily - Faye leave the Bebop? I forget
>>3479150This is the most depressing possible answer
>>3479147Whelp.
>>3479135WHOP YOUR WAD, WHOP YOUR WAD, WHAP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTAH!
>>3479096Braeburn. Salty semen gets em drunk too
>>3479159The other Lyra story written by Aspirant in that thread broke me after more than a year and a half
>>3479154It's from the end of the 1st 2 parter, the 13th episode I believe.
>>3479140I know. Rest assured though, I am getting better. I meant to be obvious in that post.
What's wrong with a little circlejerking anon?
>>3479170>facehoof.jpg
>>3479170sentenal pls put your trip back onit makes you easier to filter
>>3479149>so he put it back on so people could filter him if they want to.>Implying he doesn't do it for attention.
>>3479166Dammit, now I'm torrenting 6gd of the show and the full soundtrack.
>>3479040Very well, "aquamarine" pone.I like mint pone better
>>3479154You're thinking of Call Me Call Me.http://youtu.be/Uc4A0vXxHUM
>>3479149>so he put it back on so people could filter him if they want to.
>>3479166Right you are, thanksStill gives me chills
>>3479154> Ein, Edward and Faye leave the BebopOH GOD HERE COME THE TEARS
>>3479172IT'S THE CANCER KILLING MLPGHOLY FUCK CAN YOU GUYS STOP KILLING THE GENERALSTOP TALKING ABOUT GLITTER GLUE STOP IT GLITTER GLUE GLITTER GLUE GLITTER GLUEGOD THIS IS GOING TO LAST FOREVER
>>3479178I used to do this until I realized I was a good enough actor that people cant tell who I am if i want to
>>3479186>>3479190I loved that scene. Brilliant music, feels a plenty
>>3479143Yes, and I'll hit you with a sloppy reply once I've gotten my shit together. Are you gonna stick around much longer? I'm nearly done here >>3479113>>3479108Taking advantage of his clear distress, you shove his head down to his groin and with a quick jab of your thumb in his gums he's got an open jaw and a mouth full of horsecumBefore he has a chance to swallow too much of it you pull his head up and go for a deep kiss. Sucking the rest of the delicious candy-apple load down, you end up with his strong tongue licking your tonsils (in a non-literal but still attractive manner).He seems to be only mildly distressed with these developments, as he has calmed significantly. How do you wish to proceed?
>>3479184>tfw aquamarine is your birthstoneoh my.
>Connection error, or you are banned.
>>3479183I literally just finished the series for the first time last night. Worth itI've been watching all these animes I've been avoiding all my life until recently. Having a great time. Next up is Wakfu though that's not really anime
>>3479193>acting>on an anonymous message boardYou literally just have to change some punctuation, capitalization, or some words around
>>3479147I'd love spending time inside that nice warm pone...
>>3479205It's a really easy feat quite frankly.
>>3479200I've got nothing better to do all night. Not trying to pressure or anything, was just wondering if I got caught in a spam filter by accident or something.
>>3479205yeah sorry im really tired and couldnt think of another word
>>3479200>Fondle balls>Put own dick in his mouth while swishing his cum in your mouth
>>3479204Oh god Glorious Hips show is fantastic. You will like it a lot.
How about some lesbian sex to keep up this thread?
>>3479204wakfu is great! you're in for a treat
>>3479204You watching your hips anime again. son?
>>3479203Get off beta versions of firefox.
>>3479204I finished it last week and have moved onto Usagi Drop. Great recommendations from a pleb, oddly enoughWakfu is fantastic. Prepare for >feels
which pony would get a weave done then start listening to gangsta rap?
>>3479061yes, I think i would.
>>3479117>"Owowow!">"Dash, hold still...">you lightly press a pack of ice against her eye, which has been swollen shut>"You really need to be more careful...eventually you're going to crash into something as stubborn as you are.">"I-It was just a minor setback-">she cringes and hisses softly as you apply just a little more pressure to her eye>she bites down on her lower lip, a single tear rolling down her uncovered cheek>"'Minor setback,' huh?">"I-I'm...fine...">she says as she tries not to cry
>>3479216>>3479205It's odd that TAW seemed to have such issues with it...
>>3479239>implying he even tries to be anonymousthis nigga
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>3479235Tsundash is best Dash, go on Hiro.
>>3479235Awww shit.I couldn't just bear thatHug that blue pone at once!I don't want to see her cry!
I really want to disappear off MLPG sometimes, but I'm afraid I'd let down some people that I . do things for
>>3479243>Top hat.Why.
>>3479223MY DICK
>>3479235... proceedPlease~
>>3479241That's the point I was makingDis nigga
>>3479250
>>3479250Screencapping is easy as hell fucker, just leave if you want to go.
>>3479258TAW pls
>>3479250You probably would let a lot of people downBetter to just stay forever
>>3479252Fedora's are so last year
>>3479243Thanks doc
>>3479252You bet it's a plastic one, too
>>3479243Tell me that top hat is ironic
>>3479252They're evolving!
>>3479230Nooooooooooooooox
>>3479250I figured I already let everyone who cared down so I left for about a month and missed so much.
>>3479261If it's so easy, why isn't it done more often?
>>3479250i dont know what id do without you anon. really.
>>3479275Most people are lazy fuckers.
>>3479164>breaking peopleI'm uncertain how to feel about this.
>>3479270Brony saiyans level up with hats
>>3479275Because lazyness. If it's REALLY necessary it's going to be screencapped though.
>>3479223Woah, that action is a bit to spicy for me, more mint pone is in order.
>>3479250I think you're a pretty cool guy, Full Stop.
>>3479285>forgetting how you broke Pinkie Rarity anon
>>3479262>TAWPuhlease negro.
I'd buy a mug with Gillou on one side and PB on the other
Which one do you choose MLPG?
>>3479269Yeah...ironic vest...
>>3479285I was strong, I was fucking strong, but I could not bare it any longer.That deep desire dwelling within me, it broke to the surface.And it was because of you.
>>3479298RarityAlways wet-mane Rarity
>>3479298Best pony, who is Rarity.
>>3479299>That pic>Not accompanied with "PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES"Feels strange
>>3479298>Manes are wet>not Mares Are WetIt leaves so much less to the imagination, which makes it sexy.
>>3479298RarityRarity all day every dayTwilight doesn't look bad either
>>3479298Wet Pipsqueak (not pictured)
>>3479298Doesn't matter, they're all fundamentally the same.
>>3479299a bubble (and by extension, the bubble's tail) should never, ever cover the face
>>3479298Fluttershy, of course
>>3479302>>3479303You two are my niggas 5lyf
>>3479316Ah.
>>3479289how 2 draw lyra's maneshit's difficult
Miiiiiiiiiint pon?
>>3479298Dash, no question about that
Hah, no. But nice try. There's legitimately only one person in this thread that truly appreciates me for what I do. And for that I thank him for it.
>>3479328No, no mint pon!Mint pon bad!
>>3479321>>3479311>>3479303>>3479302Nice to see people have taste
>>3479328Pregnant mint pone is best mint pone.
>>3479294That's sorta different, he was merely trying to pick between two ponies that he felt strongly towards. >>3479301Well, how do you feel now?
>>3479330Who is it? Is it me
>>3479330Stop that shit Sentenal, nobody cares, this is why people loathe you.
>>3479339I am oddly okay with this.
>>3479330No one likes what you do sentenal.
>>3479128well there will be more either waythe original requester was klondike but he wanted them to be related so it'd be incest
>>3479341Terribly dirty.Ashamed.Free
>>3479330what makes you think i dont appreciate you anon? come here and give me a huggles~
>>3479330Get out Sentenal, please get out.
>>3479335It's just logic.
>>3479349and part 4
>implying I haven't been listening to Safety Dance and Loadsamoney on repeat this entire threadCasuals
>>3479349GG who gave you the three grand
>>3479361These are boners I did not expect
>>3479361O-oh god... yessssss
>>3479349>>3479361Glitter please draw something something Twilight Sparkle something something Anon something cute
>>3479361Gillou and PB pls
>>3479352Well, glad I could help!I think.
>>3479339Though I respect and admire your views I must disagree slightly, friend.Fat mint pone is best mint pone in my opinion.
>>3479325I have heard that if you want to draw lyras mane, you must first invent the universe.
>>3479364>implying Loadsamoney is not going to be on repeat all fucking dayNigga step up~
I bet money you make from commissions and stuff is hard to tax.
>>3479378tildes pls go
>>3479349GG do you still live with your brother?are you still black?
>>3479385yes
>>3479235>"Here.">you daintily take hold of her hoof and place it over the ice pack>"Hold that in place. You're gonna want to keep the swelling down if you want your depth perception back any time soon.">she obediently applies pressure to the pack>"Okay...">scooting further down, you take a closer look at her wings, which lay slack at her sides with her full wingspan displayed>nothing looks broken, but her feathers have been jostled around by the crash. her normally pristine plumage is now peppered with feathers knocked out of alignment>"Looks like your wings got pretty beat up too...">daintily taking her wing in one hand, you start to delicately slip the feathers of her wing back into position>she shudders as the first one is knocked back into place, her wing trembling in your hand>"You alright?">"I...I'll be fine...">she droops her head down, keeping the ice-pack firmly applied to her eye as you work>every so often you can hear a muffled whimper escape her lips - her wings must be incredibly sore from the crash
>>3479380Either way it has to be declared.It's just a shit load easier to hide it if you get paid cash, since paypal is linked to a bank account.
>>3479380There's no reason to claim itI wouldn't get any of it taxed unless it were some absurd amount
>>3479373I don't know how to feel about it either.On one hand, I can finally enjoy sexual fantasies about cartoon horses without guilt and restrain.I'm past saving nowOn the other hand, I think I lost my faith in myself and my willpower.And my innocence.
>>3479217I don't mind in the slightest, I'll have a response for you shortly.>>3479219As you gently fondle his balls you instinctively swallow the mouthful you've been holding on to.With your free hand you rub his mane and let him know that he has been a very good pony and thank him for his services.As the world fades around you, Braeburn embraces you in a limp hug and falls asleep, crying softly to himselfYou have raped an adorable stallion and receive no points.With your -50 cliche bonus you have triggered a critical failure in the SemenQuest arcade machine and should feel, at the very least, mild shame.You wonder what the hell you are doing with your life as you walk away from the arcade.With a slight twinge of regret you wonder what would have happened if you had only let him change outfitsBetter luck next time!And congrats, GG!
>>3479383don't be so tsundere, anon-kun~b-baka~__________________~
>>3479392Please... please carry on.
>>3479392Hnnnnggg poor Dash!
TAW please into skype
>>3479397I wouldn't feel so bad about it. You'll fap what you fap to, doesn't really change who you were previously. Just your fapping habits.And innocence is overrated.
>>3479392my heart!IT HURTS!GO ON!
>>3479398>dat endingFUCK. YOU.Thanks for the mini quest!
>>3479399anon pls
>>3479406taw's dead and so is mlpg
>>3479399God you should stop being such a faggot you ________________b-baka~
Will this show be considered hipster in 10 years?
>>3479392>using the same adverb twice>using multiple adverbs in single sentencessure is average fanfic author in here
>>3479417What kind of use of greentext is that?
>>3479398Knew we should've went slower
>>3479417RAPE HER FUCKING FACE
>>3479417Check my head for injury, take my temperature, pinch myself.Then hug the pony.
>>3479305I saw someone post it in Gravity Falls General the other day
>>3479417Well, I'd like to say I wouldn't rape herbuuuuuuttt, she's a darn cute filly.
>>3479422A greentext from /mlp/
>>3479417your greentexting is bad and you should feel bad
>>3479361Wow, crackle sure does have alot of hands doesn't she.
>>3479429Hahaha really? With the phrase and everything? HAHAHAHA
>>3479415>"There is no god, and there are no potatoes"
>>3479397Jesus fuck, the story was that good?Link?
>>3479429Nigga plenty of us lurk/post in the GFG
>>3479417Get the fuck out Twist, I'm eating and your presence makes me want to puke.
>>3479417Wonder how she got in my room, let alone universe.Hug her anyway.
>>3479398New game?
I have no more mint pone on my phone, so enjoy this mint people as i must bid you adeu.Goodnight, mint pone aphisionados, goodnight and goodluck.
>>3479441Shut the fuck up AB
>>3479441i dont want to go there because i want to actually enjoy gravy falls
>>3479441SPEAK FOR YOURSELFPLACE IS A SHITHOLE
>>3479417Hug.I could certainly use one.
>>3479436unf
>>34794364 arms, 4 legsand 4 legs within her neckwhere twilight was
>>3479440
>>3479398Unrelated to micro-quest: Why are you so awesome?
>>3479438No, not with the phrase, they were just saying something, I think they might have even been arguing with someonein fact I think it was a namefag but I'm not sure
>>3479448The perspective is fucking awful.
>>3479431how is that response somehow less creepy than this one>>3479445
ponies and you guys made me gayand i had sex with my friendnow i hate you guys and i hate ponies and i'm not gaywhat the fuck do i do
Would you faggots play a game like this?
>>3479473was it gay sex?
>>3479458I read it in Gilbert's voice againAlways, every sexual greentextYou're doing it too now
>>3479474OH GOD YES! YES! YES!
>>3479474That looks fucking great. I would.
>>3479474I don't find angry birds funat all
>>3479474CASUALLLLLSSSSS
Would you live on a pony?
>>3479474Man that would be great. If well executed it could be a pretty fun game to pass timeTo bad it will never happen
It's nearly time
>>3479474What would each pony say as you launched them at the castle?
>>3479473An all female show turned you gay. u wot m8
>>3479474Angry Birds sucks>Shining_Faggothah
>>3479477yes it was gay sex
>>3479494Time for what?
>>3479494For what, nigga?>>3479496... a feminine show made a male very feminine?! Wow who'd'a thunk?
>>3479496>braeburn's kinda of cute>you know if he was in a pretty dress I'd probably do him>i wonder what it feels like to get fucked...>big macintosh is kind of cute...sums up the mental process I went through last summerthis showturned megay
>>3479494>lyra closeup it beginsDoes this mean what I think it means?
>>3479503femininity doesn't make you gay, being attracted to men makes you gayfemininity just makes you micheal cera
>>3479507i'm bisexual and this show definitely helped solidify that
>>3479507You know one thing I've always wondered, despite being hetero, is what the fuck does it feel like for a girl to get something put in her?It's a curiosity I cannot overcome by trying to ignore it.
>>3479503some girls like feminine guysyou can be feminine and still not gay
Twist just put her penis inside of you
>>3479478http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ydXMQmuNOg
>>3479392>you try to be as gentle as you can, sitting cross-legged with her wing resting in your lap as your fingers work their deft magic>before long, your work is done. it's not a perfect job; a few feathers still look a bit crooked. but given the tender state of her wings, you decide that it will have to do, for now>"There we go.">you let your hand wander down the length of her wingspan, letting your fingers brush over her multitude of sky-blue feathers>"There's the pretty wings we all love.">you release your hold on her wings, and she tucks them back into her sides>...Thanks.">she's looking away from you, very pointedly>"No prob...you might be sore for a bit, but it looks like you'll be alright.">"...Cool.">she's still keeping her head turned firmly away from you>"...You want a hug?">"...Yes," she answers, her voice coming out in a choked sob
>>3479478HAHAHAHAH
>>3479520dare i?
>>3479217Sent>>3479410Good Game! The key mistake was letting me trap you with excess decisions. Basically you were hosed from the beginning because "fuck you deal with it">>3479446No.Maybe later.>>3479459¯\(°_o)/¯>>3479250Please don't quit foreverI appreciate your screencapping services
>>3479417I would ask if she's nearsighted or farsighted.
>>3479515vaginal most likely feels better or at the very least different to anal, so i guess we'll never know
>>3479527>Maybe later.when
>>3479515bags of sand
>>3479519I'm thinking about letting my dog fuck ME instead.
>>3479507I would snuggl.e
>>3479522HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>>3479473Play a rock guitar solo while riding a bomb strapped to a train over niagra falls.
>>3479522OwMyHeart
>>3479520That's Grover from Sesame Street, not Gilbert Gottfried.
Why aren't you faggots playing a Daring Do game?https://dl.dropbox.com/u/37208840/Daring%20Do%20Z2.swfIt's 37MB big so it will take some time to load
>>3479538that wouldn't help my situation at all
>>3479532Unless you get those machines that can trigger certain synapses to alter parts of your consciousness, like in Minority Report.That guy who runs that weird fetish shop said he gets a fuck load of guys coming in asking to use the machines so they can feel what it's like for a woman to get fucked.That would be great.
>>3479541MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>3479522>those last two sentencesYou are killing me...Jesus...Finish it...
>>3479533
>>3479527Eagerly F5ing my inbox, good sir.
>>3479522FINISH IT NOW OR DIE A HATED MAN
>>3479551In fact, I'm gonna start reading every single post in Gottfried's voice.
>>3479545Is that the same one from deviantart? I didn't really like it.
>>3479561CLIT-TOR-RIS
>>3479561WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?BUY SOME APPLES!
>>3479555pls
>>3479561VAGINAVAGINAPENIS
>>3479561>RAPE
>>3479564I love the rattle in his voice when he screams that
>>3479564>>3479569>>3479572>>3479574I'm cracking up here
>>3479561WHAT IS THIS PLACEFILLED WITH SO MANY WONDERS
>>3479500>>3479503>>3479509Tool Time
>>3479561>>3479574made my night, thanks mlpg
>>3479561YAY
HOLY CHRIST IS THIS THREAD EROTIC
>>3479549But it WOULD be awesome.
>>3479522*sob*
>>3479587Don't you like it anon? Or should I go back to writing just cute things.
>>3479561>>3479587end of threadcut here----------8<----------
PRINCESS CELESTIA WILL NEVER FART IN YOUR FACE
>>3479592You missed the joke.
>>3479594>8<oh wow
>edging for over an hour>suddenly Gottfried>finish instantlyWhat just happened
Jade Quarry, the server where MLPG and EqD will be, also has Warhammer Online, Dark Age of Camelot and Lord of the Rings Online vets.>implying they aren't also ponyfags
Your favorite pony just tooted
>>3479570K, I've attached a more accurate timeline>>3479556Actually sent this time, see email for excusesAnyway, this is a hearty Good Morning to MLPG. I'm off to bed.
>>3479604something horrifying. sever your genitals at once.
>>3479604I HAPPENED
>>3479598I am okay with this.
>>3479514Same here, though it wasn't the show, just MLPG and the fanart.>tfw it's the first time you're reading gay pony greentexts out of curiosity and you pop a boner
>>3479527sent ;)btw im a girl
>Gilbert Gottfried reading awfull pony fanfiction.avi
>>3479532Actually, it's not terribly different. Although I imagine anal feels better to guys than it does to me, because guys have prostates. Lucky fuckers.Honestly though, female orgasm tends to be more intense, just from a brain chemistry standpoint. There's also the fact that the clitoris has WAY more sensitivity than the penis. This is of course offset by the fact that it's more difficult for us to get off from being penetrated by itself.
>>3479623READ ALL OF THESE IN GILBERT GOTTFRIED'S VOICEhttp://wtfponyfanfiction.tumblr.com/
>>3479623>Gilbert Gottfried will never read Addiction (part 1) to a live audience with you front-row-center
>>3479630Lost it at the first one
>>3479623SO I HEARD YOU LIKE GILBERT GOTTFRIEDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
>>3479624Sexual femanon did you see those soarin fics at last?
>>3479561AND A ONE AND A TWO A THREE, WE SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE, AND OUR SAUCY SHIP'S A BEAUTY, WE ARE SOBER MAN AND TRUE, AND ATTENTIVE TO OUR DUTY
I have a fear that one day when I take a shit, the shit will take me instead
I just tasted my own cum for the first time. It was just like snot. I don't know why you guys are so crazy about it.
>>3479638HE'S HARDLY EVER SICK AT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
>>3479624I bet Reu is reading this and thinking to herself "I have no idea what any of this means."
>>3479642I know, it was pretty disappointing my first time too.I've gone over this before, my disappointing blowjob experience.
>>3479642Mine apparently tastes like grapes. I've never tried it
>>3479638God damn it Smile, I can't stop laughing
>>3479624I sometimes like to pretend this femanon is Rose
>>3479638>>3479644Cape Feare is best Simpsons episode, this is canon
>>3479642Your own semen is pretty grossBut others' tastes fantastic
>>3479654u n f
>>3479599So I did. Doh.
>>3479650I've been told my sweat smells like cannabis, so I can not imagine what my semen tastes like.
>>3479656Nope.Second best.After Rosebud.
>>3479659>Your own semen is pretty grossNo it isn't
>>>3479599゛Room rain. (雨の降る部屋）Intense sound of rain. (雨の音が激しい)It has been raining from the bottom of the TV in the room. (部屋の中のテレビの下から雨が降っており)Flows through the rain, wet floor. (座卓を濡らして流れている)In the room you have rough badly. (荒れているがどうしようもない)There are spaces in ceiling. (天井の方にも空間がある様だ)After a while, the whole room was smaller.(しばらくすると 部屋全体が縮まって気がした)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQi4ngrlZX4
>>3479642It's great after you've been eating bananas.
>tfw I'm actually gay>people think semen tastes niceYou're all deluded
>>3479664bong water. aren't you happy to know now?
>>3479667Outside of the sexual appeal of tasting it, it's gross.It is a salty, thick goo. It's terrible.
>>3479673pineapple's goof for that, too
>>3479644FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT, AND IT'S GREATLY TO HIS CREDIT, THEN HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN, HE REMAINS AN EEEEEEEEEEENGLIIIIIIIIIIIISHMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!>>3479656It is, it really is!>>3479653ur welcom
>>3479522WHERE IS THE END?
>>3479679>goofYou dun goofed.
>>3479673I eat loads of bananas. Maybe I should taste my semen and get back to you on that.
WHAT NEVER?
>>3479678My semen is pretty delicious.
>>3479686no, never
>>3479684goof grief
>>3479689no, it's grossdeal w/ it
>>3479672...I blame you guys for this boner.
>>3479676>implying you need to be gay to knowJust taste your own.
>>3479624You can actually get off to the thought of being penetrated thought, but yes, if there's no clitoris estimulation it's hard.
>Glitter Glue feels>suddenly Gilbert Gottfreid>and then suddenly discussing what semen tastes likeI fucking love you guys.
>>3479657He missed the colors.
>>3479694No it's not.
>You will never cum on Celestia's pancakes
>>3479691WHAT NEVER?
>>3479703Oh neat, now I don't need to bother following backlinks and shit when I want to read that, thanks.
>>3479704And the eyebrows
>>3479705M-maybe you should let m-me taste it so I can prove it's bad.
>>3479711Pfffffttttthahahahaha
>>3479692My goofness
>>3479522>you move to her side and slip one hand around her back, letting your palm come to rest against the very base of her neck>she leans her head back against you, letting it rest against your chest>her body trembles as tears roll down her cheeks, her voice coming out in shallow, quiet weep>"Shhh...">you use your free hand to stroke her rainbow mane>"It's alright...go on and let it out...">you stay that way for quite some time, whispering gentle words to her and running your fingers through the locks of her multi-colored hair until she's cried herself out>finally, the sound of her whimpering subsides, and a deep sigh escapes her lips as her body goes slack against you>"...Feeling better?">"...Yeah...">"Good.">"...I'm...sorry you had to see that.">"Don't be sorry. It happens to us all sometimes. There's nothing to be ashamed of.">you scratch behind one of her ears with your index finger and the other with your pinkie finger>"So long as you're feeling better now.">she can't help but giggle despite herself, a smile finally returning to that tear-streaked face of hers>"Yeah...">"...Hey Anon?">"Yeah Dash?">"...Thanks.">"Any time."goodnight MLPG
>>3479657>Gigantic donut steel watermark>Wrong colors
>>3479716I'm not gay though
>>3479710My pleasure.
>>3479721Oh...god...
>>3479721Someone better be capping this shit.
>>3479721I love you.
>>3479728You don't need to be!Nothing wrong with letting a dude suck you off, right?
>>3479721My heart has been shattered.Someone cap this.
>>3479647whatI'm not 6
>>3479744>>3479734>Open MSPaint>Take a screenshot>Save as PNG
And a two and a three and aWE SAIL THE OCEAN BLUEIN OUR SAUCY SHIPS OF BEAUTYWE ARE SOBER MEN AND TRUEAND ATTENTIVE TO OUR DUTYI'M CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUPPOOR LITTLE BUTTERCUPTHOUGH I SHOULD NEVER TELL LIESWHAT NEVER?NO NEVERWHAT NEVER?HARDLY EVERHE IS HARDLY EVER SICK AT SEAFOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID ITAND IT'S CLEARLY TO HIS CREDITTHAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMANHE REMAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIANS AND ENGLIIIIIIIIISHMAAAAAAAAAN
>>3479721
>>3479721I had some >feelings
>>3479748But it's multiple post and when others do it, it always looks better!
>>3479758I got it.one moment.
>>3479734I wonder how many hundreds upon hundreds of greentexts that people are like "someone better be cappin' dis"seriously seems like there's like 3 a day.Bit oversaturated at times.
>>3479761>>3479758>>3479748
>>3479721Oh man my heart
>>3479598worthy of capping for later use. thx anon.
>>3479745>she knew all of this when she was 7Good lord
>>3479764danke
>>3479745No, you're twenty-oneYou know what rhymes with that?NO FUN
>>3479765Oh man, that looks like it took so long to draw, and it looks so crap.
>>3479721That was pretty genericSeen something almost identical enough times
>>3479773www.dota2wiki.com/images/1/13/Keep_kill_13.mp3
>>3479694>>3479692>>3479691>>3479689>>3479685>>3479679>>3479678>>3479676>>3479673>>3479667>>3479664>>3479659>>3479650>>3479642What you eat, what you smoke and how often you bathe/what soap you use will all affect that. But mostly it's just your genetics, like your height and body odour.Cherries tend to help though. And most kinds of fruit in general. Less meat and sodium/fat rich foods will decrease salty taste and oily/snotty texture. This is why I only date vegetarians.
>>3479765>Rainbow Dash>Actually getting into the Wonderbolts AHAHAHAHAHNext thing you'll say is that the show will actually have a true ending where the mane six will go on and fulfill their dreams and still remain good friends despite the distanceRarity looks so damn cute
>>3479773I think you have me confused with someone else>>3479771I learnt about sex from an encyclopaedia when I was 6 and told everyone at schoolI was also the kid who knew all the swear words because my parents argued all the timeehh
>>3479776>tfw you spent an entire day on a piece and it looks like shitThat's why I draw quickly.
>>3479765Can't hold all the fanon
>>3479784>Dating or not dating someone based on semen flavor
>>3479784But Vegetarians have the foulest and wateriest shits and farts
>>3479771I learned about this when I was 7 too because school (some of my friends knew a lot of sex, somehow)It was really funny.
>>3479561BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
>>3479790i dont think ive ever spent more than an hour on a single piece of artmaybe thats why none of them are coloured/shaded/good
>>3479785No, man. I couldn't handle an ending like that.Just let the series end abruptly so I can imagine the status quo being preserved forever.
>>3479788>tfw looked up sex in the dictionary when I was about that age>penis goes into the vagina>can't look at any of the girls in class without bursting out laughing anymore
>>3479765>Artists still adding Trixie to be featured on EqD
>little fawn>in a stable of big stallions
>>3479785She's just standing there, smiling, doing nothing.
Please post a butt.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3479811>enjoying a cup of _tea_
>>3479765>You will never ride the Friendship Express back home from Canterlot late at night after a long day of celebration, your waifu asleep and leaning into you as you wrap your arms around her and begin to drift off yourself as the train chugs on through the night.
>>3479819I was born for this!
>>3479819ok
>>3479819
>>3479819Eh close enough
>>3479818Being a kawaii wifeu for anon.
Hey MLPG, what are you listening to right now?
>>3479824good>dat narrow canterlever support over the waterfall
>>3479832KOAN Sound - Mr Brownhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWuVgvjgujU
>>3479829I love this one.She's a very cute mule.I think it's the teeth.
>>3479829>You will never cuddle donkey Rarity while she sobs into your chest, her big floppy ear flopping all over the place
I don't want to be a pony anymore.
>>3479819sorry i had to
>>3479818I don't know why but it's cute as fuck.She's just smiling for no reasn. She isn't looking at Dash or the other wonderbolts, she doesn't look at the landscape.She's just smiling with her eye closed yet I find it adorable
>>3479832To the sound of my mushrrom and tomat breakfast sizzling
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhTmez-y0so
>>3479842
>>3479818Why I laugh
>>3479832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF103-stxnkSo relaxing.So nostalgic.
>>3479842Oh god that reminds me of this again
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf12nHhz5XM
>>3479829Best ass in town
>>3479841I never wanted to be a pony.I want to be the only human in Poneworld.If I had to be a pony, I'd want to be a mare. And I'd be a lesbian. I just don't like the male pones and wouldn't want to be one.
>>3479855>>3479829>mulesfilthy half-breeds
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw44JdK3p9k
>>3479843pone smiling with its eyes closed is always cute
>>3479854I had a fucking dream about this last nightIt was hilarious
>>3479867Do tell.
>>3479861>the anon who played this on the harmonica will never play it on his accordion like he said
>>3479850>Maplestory MusicAww shitIt's like the one redeeming thing about that game. How are Koreans so good at this stuff.
>>3479866
>>3479867I had a dream where I was talking about pone and eating almond brownies with Albert Einstein.
>>3479872>on harmonicaLink?
>>3479866spike confirmed for shallow
>>3479872Oops, meant to link to >>3479854>>3479877It was a vocaroo like, a week back
>>3479854>three minutes in>still bobbing my head and tapping my feet
>>3479866I just love how happy Rarity is there.
>>3479874reu pls
>>3479881he's like, 2
>>3479881We already knew that. He fell in love with Rarity at first site.
>>3479888I once listened to Remove Kebab for 6 hours straight
>>3479874Sunhorse is a very cute horse
>>3479875My last pone dream was sitting in class next to Twilight Sparkle.We were passing notes and goofing around and not paying attention. I was calling her "horse" and she was calling me "thing".I know Twilight would probably shush me and try to pay attention to the class.
>>3479897Sun Pony has always felt to motherly for me to ever find cute, or even sexually.
>>3479897
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSg6talwzbUwe chill now
>>3479897I agree
>>3479872Oh wait, I forgotHold on
>>3479897i lik almighty horse of the sky
>>3479897I also fun Moonhorse cute
>>3479918>fun
>>3479873Mabinogi and Talesweaver has some great musics toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSrajMJEwlc
So how many of you have been to the butt club?How many of you keep going back?
>>3479920I meant to say findI don't even know how it turned to fun
>>3479906>Homosuckhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkYB3Fw4bLw
>>3479906>Lounge
>>3479924I think it'd be funny to see how fast the military would deal with DJ Acid even if her 75 foot body could survive
>>3479925Because you're a casual
SCOOT-SCOOTALOO
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
Looking for a PoneGSOHDTF
>>3479935>militaryWhy? She ain't hurting anybody.
>>3479924The bouncer wouldn't let me in.Said I had the wrong shoes.What the fuck is up with that?
>>3479940Mr Chow pls go
>>3479925luna is most fun pone
>>3479832http://youtu.be/D2J-FNmshio?hd=1
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M
>>3479832http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU2R2McHf00its like im really playing a genesis game
>>3479935>that conversation the other day about Americans trying to censor her dick
>>3479935Fuck that.I would save her from evil government men and ride her radioactive cock through the cosmos.
>>3479951>International dick missile war
MLPGWould you a deer
>>3479935>fighter jets close in, shoot missiles>missiles are actually giant censor bars>they cover Acid's nipples and supercock>American news channels can finally show footage of the giant running through NYC
oh god what was that word from yesterday? weapons of mass dickstruction or something?
>>3479962fuck no_
>>3479962Not a real deer, no.Their vaginas are gross.
>>3479970Thermodickular missile or some shit
>>3479975oh shit right. thermodickular war.
>>3479962NopeI'd only ponies and Horses with wings and hornsBut I don't know if they would like it
hahaha oh god /g/ is so bad at technology
>>3479981>Wargames: The XXX Porn Parody
People like TheLivingTombstone make me not want to even try to produce content or entertain people, because I know no matter how much effort I put in, I will never be anywhere close to as inexplicably popular.What's the point of like, putting effort into a game, or making a song, when nobody is ever gonna listen to it, no matter if it's really good or really bad? And you will never get to meet any of your heroes because someone else got in quicker and produced slightly more content to make it seem like they are better or more hardworking?I am really depressed MLPG
>>3479989oh godmy money
You guys.What if "The Iron Giant".Except instead of a kid, it's one of us.And instead of a robot, it's DJ Acid.
>>3479990>Getting depressed because of some skillless hack
>>3479962YesThough I like horse vaginas far more
>>3479996it would be triple x rated
>>3479996>I am not a missile
>>3479996This would be a horrible trainwreck of a movie.I'd still watch it
>>3479990Well that's just stupidEveryone who ever did anything great sat there and looked at some one greater than they were at one point.And that asshole isn't even great. You're letting the biggest fish in the pond make you afraid of the whole ocean.
>>3480001EXECUTION LEVEL NEXT NO WAY TO EXPLAIN IT
>>34799901. Do what you love for yourself, primarily.2. Proliferate enough, and you will be known.
>>3480007THAT EXHILARATE THE HARD AND EXTERMINATE THE WEAK
>>3479990Life is pretty random, I agree. There's tons of stuff left up to chance.But why not roll the dice and see what happens?
>>3480005I would be the human trying to hid her and gradually mutating from her semen and time spent in her butt, even as I grow more and more dependent on it.
>>3480006Well it's sort of the same thing like when I look at what great people do. I wonder if I could ever hope to even be as good as them. Meanwhile people with no talent get to meet their idols while putting in no effort in comparison.
http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/exclusives-my-littly-pony-2012-special-edition-pony?CD=96&ST=SO&;PG=1
XXX BITCH TRIPLE X RATED
>>3480022YES!
>>3480022>special edition>"special"
>>3480018I am inspired or discouraged when I see great things done, not the success that comes from it.
>>3480039HA
>>3479872>implyinghttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0gBJvL5Ezua
>>3480022I wonder if JJ still stands to make a mint now.
>>3480022>no shipping to AustraliaFff
>>3480044HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH10/10
>>3480039heh
>>3480039Everyone's special.
>>3480022>No shipping outside of NAI-it's not like I was going to buy it anyway b-baka
>>3480039ABLEISM ABLEISM ABLEISM ABLEISM
>>3480022They're out of stock.
>>3480044Oh my God, 10/10, do you have the harmonica one too?
>>3480044I came a little
>>3480057>that feelWe can cry together, Anon. We can cry together.
>>3480039Welp, guess I better buy it before Yamino happens.
>>3480060WOWthat was fucking quick
>>34800602slow
>>3480060holy shit that took like 15 seconds
>>3480060JeeeeeeeeesusFuck
>>3480060FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKHOW FUCKING QUICK WAS THAT?
>>3480053hnnnnng why are ghosts so cute>>3480039ha
>>34800662slow they're out of stock.
>>3480022I got it.
>>3480085nobody cares
You guys wouldn't play with Derpy anyway.You'd leave her on a shelf, or in her box.She'd wish she went to some kid who'd love her and play with her. Instead she got you.
>>3480022Normally, I would be surprised that people here would get so amped up over merch, but then I remember that even though the average power level is considerably lower, you're all still bronies deep down
>>3480060>fall asleep in my chair>wake up, first post I scroll to is for Derpy>get excited, get up to get my wallet and credit card>go to enter info>sold outLiterally. In the time span it took for me to get my fucking wallet. Fuck it. I'm going to sleep.
>>3480095Didn't you know?We are secret bronies now, and that worries people.
>>3480085Reasons_to_hate_nanaki++;
>>3480105It's an infinite loop, isn't it?
>>3480095>Elitism amongst fans of a Flash-animated toy commercial for little girls.
>>3480094>implying I wouldn't style her hair
>>3480094I wouldn't put it past Nanaki to play with her.
>>3480095But a lot of posters have been excited over merch forever.Having or buying merch is definitely not a new thing, man.
>>3480095I have the main six blind bag toys and a McDonalds Pinkie.Come at me broYou will never know the feeling of waking up, sitting down in front of the laptop, and looking at the ponies smiling at me from top of my speakers.
>>3480095well to be honest i was glad they were in stock even though i had no intention of buying it.guess i care too much about anonymous people over the internet who would want it
>>3479996Vin Diesel as The Iron Giantsay wha
>>3480115>tfw when wonderbolts shoes from the first guy who started making designs for them
>>3480094You mean the toys that serve as an ornament at me suffer terribly inside because they are toys that are not played with?
>>3480062>Remove_harmonica.flvhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s05JohDWKWzU
>>3480095MLP was primarily created to sell toys, you know.
>>3480131Yes.
>>3480132Good damn it, this made me want to play the harmonica.I even have one that is a pretty good quality one, but I can't fucking play it.
>>3480120I have the brushable hair main 6 with hairstyles that I did myself
>>3480094I'd really just cum on itCumming on toys and figurines is my fetish
>>3480060>limit 1 per household>JJ sent one to every house within a city block>he's now walking around informing them they'll be getting horses in the mail and paying them so that he can collect them
but applejack is in a coma, rarity is being held captive by mexicans, rainbowdash is dead, and pinkie pie is busy partying.
>>3480137>pinkie will never do this in the show
>>3480108for(int nanaki = 1; nanaki == 1;){ Reasons_to_hate_nanaki++;}Reasons_to_hate_nanaki = 0;if(Reasons_to_hate_nanaki = 0){ cout<<"Nanaki is not a faggot";}
>>3480144That Rarity is a bit fucked, but the rest look good.
>>3480137
>>3480144>RarityYou never had a hope in hell, did you?
>>3480151pinkie always partying
>>3480137>26,702 notes
>>3480157>I am doing something that is a thing and I am going to show you that I am doing something because I am doing something
>>3480157>Telling someone that you are filtering themyou are the worst kind of faggot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI72Gf0vxN0
>>3480154>>3480162The Rarity is really terrible. I tried but honestly, her hair is impossible.
>>3480153
>>3480165>>3480167Nanaki you don't have to use two computers to defend yourself dude
>>3480169>That can of beansOh my sides
>>3480169>My Little Hair Salon: Baked Beans are Magic
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MLPG!Are you ready for the Daytime!?
>>3480178I'm never ready for daytime.
>>3480142First thing I learnt was the train: you breathe two times in the 3 or 4 lowest holes, then you draw 2 times, repeat. When you've got it you can add speed and even draw the 4th hole from times to time to simulate a train whistle.
>>3480168I think this one is better suited to MLPG in a nutshell:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad1dSd8NzEs
>>3480169The rest of them look really good, though. You should make a little hat for AJ.
>>3480060>mfw I got one just in time
>>3480057Yeah, that sucks.
>>3480173But I'm not defending myself.I'm a doormat.>>3480157brb crying in corner>>3480164I don't even know why.
>>3480157What a queer.
>>3480183>all that horse semenhahahahahahahaha
>>3480153>assignment in conditional statementIt works as it should though since the assignment returns 0.
>>3480183...>e621>search>horse stegosaurus
>>3480169>beans
>>3480157the font rending on windows truly is terrible
>>3480183that blonde was is pretty do-able.
>>3480157>Nanaki says something right>Better show MLPG how autistic I am by filtering him
>>3480169>pork and beanLike, in the same can?
I want to dress up and paint Rarity like my living mannequin and do dirty things to her.
>>3480215even more autistic than filtering, taking a screencap of it too!Hey guys, check out my filter too!
>>3480223That's wonderful Ross.
>>3480220>>3480226OH GOD ZOMBIES
>>3480220>>3480226rainbow dash stop you cant kiss all those ponies
do most mlpg tripfags have attention deficit disorder
>>3480221>pooooork aaaand beeeeeanshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw
>>3480229Maximum circlejerk
>>3480240I know that I do
>>3480223I want to be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. Teach Pokemon to understand the power that's inside. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em. It's you and me. I know it's my destiny. Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em. A heart so true... Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and I'll teach you. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!
>>3480243Now you're really ready for /b/read!
>>3480221Believe it, Anon.Pork and beans.In the same can.In this very year.
>>3480241>seductive shyshe really is the best slutI don't give a fuck what some autistic fanfiction author thingsshe reallly is
>>3480229>>3480243I have decided to filter every post except my own from now on. It's the only way I can be guaranteed a fair and balanced MLPG with no circlejerking of any kind.
>>3480245The Johto theme was better.
>>3480232Is it so wrong to want to put her in frilly outfits and gaudy doll makeup?If that makes me Ross, then Ross me up.
>>3480245reported>>>/vp/
>>3480220>>3480226>>3480237it's a good thing no one ever makes rainbow dash kiss rarity, fluttershy, or spike
>>3480258>Still watching Pokemon at the age you were when Johto came out.I'll bet you watch My Little Pony too.
>>3480241That video always makes me laughI want that sandwich cutter
>>3480267Please god no I don't want to go back.
>>3480280I do.It can't be worse than here.
>>3480254She's not a slut, anon.She's just the best tease.
>>3480241Hahaha, I was hoping that's what the link would be.>Beep. Beep. Beep. WAAAHHHHH!
>>3480258Which starter Pokemons would each pony choose if they didn't know anything about them?
>>3480276>not watching pocket monsters besto wisshu>>3480283it's better since they actually have moderation now but it's pretty slow and dull
>>3480241>cuts nice spam slices>uses the fucking chunk in the endEvery time
>>3480284I don't give a fuck what you guys say, I like Fluttershy.It's clear that she can open up more around her friends. If you got close to her, she could be a pretty cool person.
>>3480269what a subtle request
>>3480290They would at least be able to read their entry and B out before deciding. That's the Pokemon way.Twilight Sparkle and Rarity would pick Bulbasaur because it's #1 and you should always start at the beginning. Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie would pick Squirtle because it's a squirrel turtle. Rainbow Dash and Applejack would pick Charmander because it's undeniably the coolest and strongest and all-around best Pokemon and they have taste.
>>3480304Woah woah woah buddy, I'm a flutterfag too.Even I can admit she's a giant tease.
>>3480304I was a flutterfag for a few months.I got better, fortunately.
>>3480306Is that a request? Does Rainbow x Spike even exist?
>>3480314>Charmender>better than SquirtleAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOh god you're hilarious.
>>3480314seems about right
Why does Nanaki keep going anon to defend himself? I don't understand. I thought you all hated Nanaki.
>>3480314>That feel when I like Squirtle and Charmender way more that Bulbasaur>That feel when I still choose Bulbasaur because it's the first
>>3480316Congratulations, anonHow long have you been clean?
>>3480314>Picking Charmander>EverTypical stupid kid.
>>3480332I'm pretty okay with the guy.Admittedly, that's due mostly to his incredibly cute OC and his fondness for mind control.
>>3480325>>3480339>implying blue could even measure up to half of red's greatness
>>3480332But I don't go anon to defend myself.I go anon to post things like >>3480241
>>3480339>picking a pokemon>not just pushing Oak out of your way and fighting ratatas with your bare hands
>>3480315>>3480316I'm not a Flutterfag. I just like her and think you guys are unfair to her most of the time. I'm a Pinkiefag.
>>3480348>red >Superior to glorious BlueAnon I think you have brain problems
>>3480347>*wag*>not *poot*I was gravely disappointed.
>>3480290I could see Fluttershy with a Treeco. They're chill as fuck, she'd get along with one really easily.
>>3480347mane pls
>>3480351why not just go anon all the time and avoid all the drama?
>>3480347>OCIt's not an OC because it's a character from final fantasy.
>>3480363>not editing itS-should I, for you?
>>3480348I say again: Typical stupid kid.I'll bet you like Dragonball Z better than Dexter's Lab.
>>3480365okay anon fine~
>>3480363gravy disappointed
>>3480361>>3480377>watching dexter's lab when glorious space ghost coast 2 coast master race exists
>>3480367More like, why don't you just stop caring? Geez, complaining about tripfags is even worse than tripfags attention whoring.
>>3480388>that fucking showOh god, can we be friends?
>>3480348Typical dayfag. Blue implies tranquility. Red is anxious and unstable.
>>3480390because its easier for one person to change his behavior than an entire 4chan community.Cmon anon, use your thinker, you know mlpg isnt going to stop hating nanaki
>>3480388>not watching both
>>3480388>Implying I don't have every episode of Dexter's Lab AND Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast downloaded.
>buying merchWhy would you want everyone to know you like ponies
>>3480397they stopped hating sentenalkindawhich is like woahnever thought that'd happen
>>3480397>an entire 4chan community.But Anon, I really don't fucking care. There are a good number of people here that don't care either. It's like the Sentenal hate people. You're clinging on to an old idea, just relax and post some ponies, gosh.
>>3480404I'm not mounting it as a hood ornament, anon.
>>3480405>We>TheyNot at all, some people still think Sentenal is an autistic retard and he proved it earlier in this thread.
>>3480397I don't hate Nanaki.
>>3480405>implyingHe can't help doing dumb shit
>>3480404Thats just it though, I hide my ponies. I dont let anyone know I buy merch.
>>3480397>hating NanakiAll things considered, he's pretty benign.I could be directing my hate much more productively than towards him.
>>3480390I've tried going anon before. It didn't work.>>3480388>watching something you like when something I like is on
>>3480426HAHAHAHAHAHA god damn it Shout.
>>3480410No shit.Let go of your anger and hatred. It's the only way we'll evolve.
>>3480426>I've tried going anon before. It didn't work.Just stop making it apparent that it's you
>>3480410you're completely missing the point.I don't give a fuck about nanaki personally, but a whole lot of people do, and they aren't going to change. And the only effective way to eliminate the drama is for nanaki to drop the name/trip.But then again, I think EVERYONE should drop their names/trips. Even contributers.
>>3480434Mostly it's people trying to call him out when he's anon.It happens all the fucking time.
>>3480397I don't really care about Nanaki
>>3480440I figured as much, was just saying though.
>>3480440yeah. I've been called Ross, GG and Nanaki before.
>>3480404>letting people into your house
>>3480440>terse pls go>rose stop that>smile pls pls smileENDLESSLY ALL THE TIME EVERY THREAD
>>3480429Letting go of our hatred and anger would only make us evolve into even more brony. Last time we didn't hate Nanaki we've spent half a thread talking about how we'd love to fuck his OC.
>>3480446>>3480449shut up tess
>>3480453Leth pls go
What the heck was going on earlier in this thread?Who is croptool?Emoticons??"btw I'm a girl ;)"??????
>>3480436>trip on>WOW WHAT A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE TAKE YOUR TRIP OFF>trip off>UGH THIS FUCKING GUY I KNOW IT'S YOU JUST PUT YOUR TRIP ON SO I CAN FILTER YOU
>>3480452>Letting go of our hatred and anger would only make us evolve into even more brony.
>>3480460Pls SmilePls
>>3480468What are those two on top talking about?
>>3480449>tfw people always called me out for every instance of Applebashing even if it wasn't me
What if instead of letting fo of our anger and hatred we learn how to control it?
>>3480473>"Look at him brushing his nose">"Yup">"I can do that too"
>>3480452>thinking that letting go of one thing will send you flocking towards the polar oppositeNigga what. Not hating doesn't mean we're going to go full retard. It just means we'll be less angry at trivial things. Less angry != more loving.
>>3480452You did what.
>>3480477Shut up Nopony
>>3480452Are you... are you being serious right now?
>>3480436> Even contributers.but why
>>3480452This is why no one likes /v/.
>>3480466You're doing it wrong.Don't reply to posts that mention you.Dont post your OC as a reaction image.Do not make it apparent that it's you.if you're incapable of doing this... then you're autistic or something I dont know
>>3480488It was Mane all over your nuts one day. Gushing. With probably one or maybe two more anons.
Which pony is the smartest pony?
>>3480488Yeah. That was pretty hilarious from an outside perspective.
>>3480489Applejack is still worst pony, hands down.
U R ALL SO FAGET. LIKE SRSLY SO FAGET
>>3480483Oh fuck I lost my shit.
>>3480492becauuse it gives non-contributers the impression that they can do it too.If a contributer needs to be identified, he can use tumblr.
>>3480501Well Red XIII is pretty cute. And even cuter in a pony form
>>3480491>>3480485I don't agree with pointlessly hating everything, and I most certainly don't agree with hating contributors for various retarded reasons, but on the other hand this shitty atmosphere is what prevents bronies (or even more bronies) from the piss from coming in. We already have people here who just come out and say that they don't give a shit about the show.
>>3480502Derpy.Her eyes are crossed and she's clumsy because she's always very deep in thought.
>>3480502uhrainbow dash????????>>
>>3480513>If a contributer needs to be identified, he can use tumblr.what.
>>3480503would you scritch lyra's ears?
>>3480516What's wrong with you?
>>3480452>"Huh. I'm not really mad anymore. Guess that means I have to go be a rampant hugboxy faggot. Shit."
This seems like a good time
>>3480516>people come in who don't like the showLet's get em, boys.
If tripcodes bother people so much why don't they just filter them
>>3480516>but on the other hand this shitty atmosphere is what prevents broniesno its fucking not. hurr guys we have to act worse than the bronies so they dont come here
>>3480541fuck off
>>3480530NOT.
>>3480530Hai Fluttershy. I drew porn of you. hope that's okay.
>>3480527>>3480541Case in point >>3480531"It's perfectly okay to be here just for the fandom"
>>3480548i'd rather be a brony than someone who tries hard to be edgy.
>>3480541agreedthe shitty atmosphere makes them want to act like it too to try and fit in
>>3480541>dont offer a rebuttal>just say "hurr durr"that will surely get your point across
>>3480516I got the impression it was more our massive fetishistic vibe that kept a lot of bronies out.Unfortunately that has been a double edged sword as people that use the show as a vector for their fetishes settled in here, despite them not being bothered about the show and only being bothered about the potential to fuck multicoloured horses.
>>3480560my rebuttal is that acting worse than bronies to keep them out is stupid.
>>3480530Sure, why not. What's up, Flutterbutt?
>>3480516>this shitty atmosphere is what prevents bronies (or even more bronies) from the piss from coming inNo. What we get is people who come here thinking this is the designated "I hate bronies" thread and nothing more.And those of us who enjoyed these threads on /co/ have found this influx to have all but completely turned this thread into just that.This isn't the "I hate bronies" thread. This is the pony thread. This is meant to be the /co/ pony thread, not the brony hatred circlejerk.What you're saying is "If we shit all over our doorstep, the Mormons won't bother us!"
I like the show a lot and want to discuss it.I also want to fuck the ponies What does that make me?
>>3480516Bronies happen because there's nobody to keep their autistic behavior in check and slap them on the wrist when they start acting out, not having a negative, hateful atmosphere.
>>3480525Any way she wanted, all day long.
>>3480516>but on the other hand this shitty atmosphere is what prevents bronies (or even more bronies) from the piss from coming in.No it's fucking not. It just makes those faggots try hard to fit in with the atmosphere.. This is why MLPG turned so much worse when we moved here.
>>3480569where did you get "I hate bronies" from "shitty atmosphere"
>>3480574That's half of the reason threads degrade into such bullshit.Any post perceived as even mildly brony (such as not hating everything) is slapped to shit by people because that's what they think is the correct behaviour.
>>3480573Some horse fucker I guess.
>>3480554are you justwhatwhat are you doing right now
>>3480582look, this isn't the "oh man secret mlpg club gotta keep the bronies out." this is the /co/ pony thread. that's all it is.
>>3480501>gushing all over nanaki's nutswhy yes i would
>>3480584But theres been shit thats been slapped down since day one.But I guess thats where the shit attitude came from.Then came the try hards who made it 10x more shit.and then this.
>>3480582Read the post he was replying to, and all will become clear.
>>3480573A faggotNow let's talk about poniesSo till now we know that there are 13 episodesThey will finish making them in AugustWhat are the chances that Hasbro ordered the second half of S3? I mean they would have had to order the rest of the 13 episodes some time ago so they have time to write them. The only info we got about the writing of S3 was long ago when they were still working on those 13 episodes.Could something have changed?I mean the huge ass rating they gfot during the wedding and the fact that the MLP sales have grown and that the Hub and licensing profits have increased with 59% would be a good reason to order more
>>3480569I didn't mean it as solely the "we hate everything" tryhard crap, but that at least when the show was airing if somebody came here and said that they don't watch the show they were ridiculed and told to fuck off. At least we pretended that these threads were mostly show related in one way or another. Now there's no content and I get that, but the attitude has changed. Some people are defending shitstains like JJ, others are the happiest people on Earth when a contributor like TAW leaves (not that I actually read their stuff but still). Granted, it wasn't a whole lot better during s2.
/m/ here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0Woopa Gundam Style has pones. thought you'd might enjoy it.
>>3480582The shitty atmosphere being an atmosphere of hostile tryhards.
>>3480605>What are the chances that Hasbro ordered the second half of S3? Almost 100%. They won't just fucking kill MLP just because they can.
>>3480604I wrote that post and I didn't mean "I hate bronies" by "shitty atmosphere". Instead, I meant the atmosphere of the threads.
This thread wouldn't be going down this way if more people had just been part of the Yellow master race. Too many unwashed Blue and Red proles ruining the world these days.
>>3480530Seems like a good time to beat you brutally you mean?
>>3480584>>3480602ERRYBODY'S GETTIN' SLAPPED
>>3480621>Not being greenFuck off pleb brony autism
>>3480552POST THAT PLEASE
>>3480620Yeah, all 4chan groups have always maintained a "shitty" hostile atmosphere.I think people are confused because they've been here too long
>>3480619Season three is dead.DXH Media, and anyone which helped in the summer and is currently making season three are a bunch of fucking noncaring douchebags just like you, they just care to have ''fun'' while killing any quality which the show ever had cause they can't think of shitting something better.The nods would've actually been well made and good if the retards knew what ''subtlety'' is, but they are just as ego-maniac as you are when someone points out the truth.Remember: What do you really know about this team? What did they make in the past? What are their records?All you know is that they're stupid enough to accept to work for Hasbro on creating 24 episodes in just six months, which means less time than Season 1, and without a creative director to help them in everything.They're just as bandwagon jumping as you ponyfags are.They care more about fucking around with their fanbase and having a good time rather than caring that they're considered sell outs when working for Hasbro or thinking about what they create.As long as they're getting paid and they're having fun with their job then they can't give a flying shit if they create acceptable quality or not, especially that if they quit then Hasbro would just hire other un-experienced and uncaring people to take their place, like Newborn Cuties or any other Generation.In other words enjoy your crappy fan-pandering gag show which you deserve.
>>3480635you should post that again.
>>3480619Well, they might. Executives kill popular projects all the time.
>>3480605I'm sure they have ordered more.The whole 13 episodes thing is so they could syndicate the series. Once new episodes have aired they get a huge spike in viewer numbers which drop off after the premiere. Since their toy sales have dropped but their TV ratings and revenue have gone up, it shows that the TV show may be making more money when coupled with the extra fees they can charge during ad breaks.They'd be silly to syndicate it now because the viewers would taper off quickly because most people download episodes after they've aired.
>>3480640Season three is dead.DXH Media, and anyone which helped in the summer and is currently making season three are a bunch of fucking noncaring douchebags just like you, they just care to have ''fun'' while killing any quality which the show ever had cause they can't think of shitting something better.The nods would've actually been well made and good if the retards knew what ''subtlety'' is, but they are just as ego-maniac as you are when someone points out the truth.Remember: What do you really know about this team? What did they make in the past? What are their records?All you know is that they're stupid enough to accept to work for Hasbro on creating 24 episodes in just six months, which means less time than Season 1, and without a creative director to help them in everything.They're just as bandwagon jumping as you ponyfags are.They care more about fucking around with their fanbase and having a good time rather than caring that they're considered sell outs when working for Hasbro or thinking about what they create.As long as they're getting paid and they're having fun with their job then they can't give a flying shit if they create acceptable quality or not, especially that if they quit then Hasbro would just hire other un-experienced and uncaring people to take their place, like Newborn Cuties or any other Generation.In other words enjoy your crappy fan-pandering gag show which you deserve.
>>3480605I see no reason why they wouldn't order a full season.If I remember right, season two was initially meant to be only 13 episodes until they ordered more.
>>3480608Haha, oh man. This guy is awesome.
>>3480655Season 3 is the last one with the main six as regular characters.Season 4 has the CMC as the main characters.
>>3480626>tfw green
>>3480676>tfw this is factible
>>3480658I want to get the letters P O N Y T I M E tattooed on my knuckles.Not because of MLP. It's to symbolize my commitment to early sixties dance rock.
>>3480676Season 5 pairs up Trixie and Derpy as the only main characters.
>>3480677
>>3480654What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
>just saw that Golden Balls program on TV that we ranted at about a week ago>some guy swears that he won't split, shake hands, promises, emphasising how he's been truthful the whole time>he steals £40,000 from some poor trusting sapFUCKMAD AS FUCK
>>3480608>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0>The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.2deep4me
>>3480713Well... at least someone get the money.
>>3480584I rarely post anymore since this seems to the case.
>>3480713Fuck, I hate that shit. Those things are painful to watch.I-I'd split with you, MLPG...
>>3480724>not fighting shitposting with good postingYou're watching this thread degrade and doing nothing to stop it?
>there are some guest over at my parents>one of them asks if he could use my laptop for a moment>I say of course>he checks money rates, etc.>his wife also comes in, looks around room while idly chatting away>her eyes stop at my pony toys, and she asks "And who likes ponies so much?">I contain my spagetti and just say "That would be me, it's sort of like a little hobby">she just looks at me with a smile and says "That's a bit worrying">mfw
>>3480724I'm just glad intense waifufaggotry is still looked upon with bemusement.
>>3480741>not memorizing the gorilla warfare copypasta so that anytime anyone tries to fuck with you you recite it perfectly
>>3480711>knight squadronBut seriously, 10/10 good show.
>>3480741>not telling her your girlfriend gave you them as a joke birthday presentIt's what I didWhen mother asked what she really gave me for a gift, I just winkedSpaghetti reversed
>>3480764Why is her cutie mark a pretzel?
>>3480760But I'm already drawing
>>3480744When I go for a walk, I imagine Pinkie hopping alongside me.
>>3480753Wonderful idea. Really. Shame I live in France.
>>3480741Not as bad as when my mother found out...>She's visiting my apartment>walks into bedroom>3 pinkie pie toys on my desk and 2 mounted pictures of applejack and rainbow dash>she turns around to face me>"anon...">"Are you gay?">mvq
>>3480759>tfw no gf
>>3480759>tfw your only pony toy actually is from your girlfriendIt was a for serious gift though
>>3480764shinythat hair would probably get really annoying and tickly though
>>3480759But most of us don't have girlfriends so what the fuck can we do
Oh shit, this thread is still going.Also it looks like GG is nearly at 4k
>>3480786wear it as a headband and pretend it's your own hair
>>3480781Actually I got these toys while I had a girlfriend.I remember how excited we both were when we finally found a FS blind bag after two months of search.
>>3480776Did she like, drop in by parachute or something? Hiding 3 toys and 2 pictures is not hard.
>>34807904k of what
>>3480787Lie about your long distance one
>>3480797Original Characters
>>3480776If your own mother thinks that you might be gay just because you've got some pony shit...Well, she might have picked up on some other clues beyond that.
>>3480776My mother doesn't give a flying fuck about it.She said that the toys look cute, and that was it.Your mother will only believe that you are gay if you act like a faggot.
>>3480794>excited for FSyou must have had a really boring relationship
>>3480795>his parents don't drop in by parachute!Where do you even live, Uzbekistan?
>>3480797Dollary-doo's
>>34807974k doshes.
>>3480787Say it was from a friend at uni, college, school, whateverUh, without the wink
>>3480810>>3480814how many lods is that?
>>3480809Canada
>>3480805I'm not sure I can say I care. I saw only one or two characters from him, they weren't so good and memorable.
>>348081940
>>3480808No, it was because I had all the other toys, 5 of them, and we have been looking for that blind bag marked 6 for fucking months.She was needed to complete the set.
>>348081940 wads
>>3480794You do know you can look at the codes on the blindbags to identify the toy inside right?
>>3480820I live in canada too, and my parents parachute over.Which city do you live in?
RIIIIIDIIII PAGLIAAAAAACCIOOOO
>>3480831>tfw your parents thought recreational parachuting was Satans handiwork while growing up
>>3480830Yeah, I know, that's what we did.Looked for that fucking '6' at least 40 shops in the course of two months, and nothing.She was really evasive.
>>3480845she was just being shy
>>3480842What the actual fuck
>>3480842aw man, I'm sorry.I had a friend who's parents were like that.He could never make it to parties and stuff.I felt so sorry for him
I love video games.
>>3480850Why I laughIt was so fucking obvious
Mom's reaction: Amused. Won't shut the fuck up about it, though. I regret telling her.Dad's reaction: Groaned, but understood. He knows I love animation. Occasionally teases me.Best friend's reaction: Laughed. Said he wouldn't watch it. We laughed together.I don't think I've told anyone else.
>>3480858no you dont
>>3480842>>3480851Which pone would parachute for fun? Skydiving? Basejumping? Parasailing?
>>3480862I just remembered how Nootsack told us about the time he tried showing it to his dadHis dad made it to the end of the intro and then called him gay or something
>>3480776>mother comes home early from work>catches me tulpaforcing>"What are you doing?">I sigh and explain everything in detail because I'm in a corner >she's deeply intrigued>asks to look it up on the net>she is very taken with the idea and think it sounds pretty cool>she won't make one, but she likes the idea all the same... mom what
>Telling anyoneNow you fucked up.
>>3480869Pinkie.All three at the same time.
>>3480867Okay.
>>3480872nootsack is pretty homo
>>3480874Sometimes it just helps to come out of the stable, anonThat burning desire to be knownEither that or maybe they got caught petting their miniature plastic horse collection
>>3480888>come out of the stable, anon>>>/breadditchandaily.tumblr/
>>3480862>Reaction of best bro : "This is another of your stupid antics, isn't it?" - okay with it doesn't care>Reaction of rasta friend : Her gf watched ponies too, and made him watch. He liked it, but not too much. His gf called me 'Pony Meister' whenever we were drinking>Reaction of second best friend : He found the show by himself and likes it, watches the episode but we only rarely talk about that. He knows that I spend time on 4chan pony threads and that I have pictures, and he asked me this once : "So is there any good porn out there?"
>>3480872my mother, after finding my shit, had me watch an episode with her....griffon the brush off.And despite her constant eyes darting at me and back to the screen, and mine the same, i still very much enjoyed the episode.
>>3480711What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, Stark? I'll have you know I squired for top nobles in Casterly Rock, and I've been involved in numerous pillaging raids on the Riverlands, and I have over 300 confirmed jousts. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the top knight in the entirety of King Tommen's marshaled host. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will ride you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this side of the Wall, I swear to you a fucking oath. You think you can get away with sending me a crow with shit like that? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across Westeros and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Iron Throne and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" speech was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the blood price, you Faith forsaken idiot. I will pour the Rains of Castamere all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Ser.
>>3480888>come out of the stable,
>>3480874My best friend knows. That's pretty much it.
>>3480888>not having your merch locked up in a secure location with security tighter than fort knoxIt's like hiding your powerlevel means nothing these days.
>>3480894So what did you tell him?
>>3480888Actually, I was interrupted bringing Pinkie through a trans-dimensional portal.Annoying, because the cosmos won't reach the proper alignment again for three million years.
>>3480894>"Yeah, just search for a place called derpybooru or paheal!">"Oh shit, thanks! Wait... how do you know this?"Uh oh.
>>3480874The only regret I have is that now I can't DISTANCE myself from it.I don't even like the show or the fandom anymore and yet my friends constantly bring up shit like I was a brony "OMG JASON HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT VINYL'S EYES NOT BEING RED HUH?!"and why the fuck did I show them my clopfictionwhat the fuck was I thinking
>best bro reveales to me that he likes the show>he shows me he has a few t-shirts>even his tf2 team is based mainly around pony.>somehow it comes up in our conversation that he skips parts of the episodes, and some episodes all together because its too girlyI don't know if we can be bros any more, man.
>>3480920>tfw that happens and you have to wait a month before casting a time spell
>tfw none of my friends would even care about me watching the show
>>3480929What.What.What.
>>3480931> tf2 teamuh
What is wrong with this thread
>>3480929Yes... what WHERE you thinking?Holy shit.
>>3480931>TF2 teamKill him and then fuck his corpse before burning it
>>3480862>Mom's reaction: "Ok, that's what you like" she even bought me a toy (it's from the G3 though).>Dad's reaction: He doesn't know I think, neither I care.>Best friends' reaction: Laughed. Said he wouldn't watch it. He knows enjoys it and watches the episode when they are available on YouTube.
>>3480931ಠ_ಠ
>>3480899>Ser>implying that's a male Stark he's talking to>King TommenSo at this point the only male Starks still alive at this point are Brann and Rickon. Brann is too busy being a tree or some shit, and Rickon is in hiding, so a Lannister would just kill him straight away instead of this spiel. Snow isn't a Stark and he's probably dead anywayShitty copypasta, try harder
>>3480906I told him about humanized.Well, showed him some humanizedHe liked it
>>3480939>tfw you don't understand the last 40 posts of the general
>>3480929>Don't like the show anymore.WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS THEM.
>>3480939There should either be more cute ponies, show discussion or fetishes.Take your pick.
>telling people
>>3480952how could you tell he liked it?;)
>>3480946>>3480936>not tourneyfagging in TF2It's fun
>>3480952>tfw you know showing your friends some porn will give them a good fap session in the coming daysIt's a good feel. Share your material with your bros. Share and share alike!
>>3480934'tis a good feelmy friends don't give a shit when they found episodes on my computer (but laughed when the folder the episodes were in was labeled "Quantum Physics Theorem Collection Vol. I:)
>not having a tulpa>not having your tulpa encourage you to do your best no matter what and helping you pull through life>not being able to imagine it perfectly in real space and having it help you on tests and shit by using its ability to remember anything because of its subconscious link to your brain>not brainstorming genius ideas and creating a worldwide phenomenon with your tulpa's help>instead choosing loneliness and being a nobody
>>3480964What about fan drama? It's the oil that keeps the wheels of a fandom going.
>>3480968>having anything to do with other people's masturbation habits
>>3480949oh come on"300 confirmed jousts" is fucking hilariousshut up
>>3480976>Not sharing porn with your friendsDo you even lifelong bros
>>3480935>>3480944well to be fair they're all sexual deviants like meand I refused until they basically guilted me into itstill I should have held strong
>>3480978No.I had fun
The only thing I regret about telling my friends is that one of them annoys the fuck out of me by p sting pony pics in Facebook and tagging my name to them.
>>3480984Ma nigga.
>>34809722/10Only because of the nice picture
>>3480976>not watching porn while being drunk and saying 'I'll need that later' if you see something you like
>>3480965>mfw I have an A3 poster of Twilight Sparkle at my parents' and nobody gives a shit because there are drawings everywhere anyways
>>3480988Well what did you write?
>>3480984I can't find anybody else that likes the same furry porn as me.
>>3480970>Letting other people use your computer>Ever
>not jacking off your buddy as he watches a video you filmed of yourself fucking yourself with a lubed up cucewhat the fuck?
My brother wanted me to SSH some episodes of Samurai Jack to his iPad.As a joke, I spliced the intro to Samurai Jack before the two episodes of the Friendship is Magic pilot and mixed them in among the other episodes with Samurai Jack episode titles.I guess he was watching them with his friends when the pony show came up.All in all, a pretty good prank.
>>3480873You have to admit it's an incredibly interesting concept.
>>3481012>Not doing that with some porn
>Caught watching MLP>Caught watching Lucky StarTake your pick
>>3481030MLP
>>3481030I watch both and was caught watching bothin reality no one gives a shit
fuck./b/ is addictive.help me, MLPG i'm contaminated!
>>3480426Winston here.Yes it fucking does.
>>3481030MLP. People here think I would be a pedo for Lucky star.
>>3481037>Going to /b/>Ever
>>3481042That's because they secretly believe you are.
>>3481035I give a shit and i'm judging you.
>>3481030>first e-crush (sigh...'waifu', I guess) is konata>for months and months have her as my wallpaper, jerk it to her>finally watch the show>5 minutes in>"...this is fucking RETARDED">break up with my konatulpa
>>3481037How the hell is it addictiveThe only time /b/ was addictive for me was in 2005 when I didn't even know what the fuck was going on, much less that there were even other boards
>>3481042Watching a show for adults makes you a pedo but watching a show for children doesn't?
> watching Game of Thrones> not reading Song of Ice and Firecan you be more mainstream and casual?US BRONIES xdxd
>>3481030MLP, at least I actually like that show
KROW BOE PRO DUCK SHUNS
>>3481055What kind of logic is that?
>>3481055>lucky star>for adultsi don't even
>>3481037Yeah I remember my first few months on this site also
>>3481006its a laptop, what do you expect?
>>3481037>/b/>addictive>after 2007
>>3481037If you are the kind of person who can find anything appealing about /b/, in THIS DAY AND AGE, then you should really just go there and keep your infection from the rest of the boards.We all grew out of /b/ and were allowed to explore the rest of the site.You need to gestate there a while longer.
>>3481064I... I don't...
>>3481057>Forgetting the "A" in ASOIAFCASUAL
>>3481053>become a fan before watching the showYou're an anime brony.Also start from episode 5.
>>3481030Why the fuck do you care what others think of what you watch?
>>3481063It is.
>>3481066>that feel when having witnessed its downfall>that feel when witnessing the same downfall of MLPGIt's a horrible feel, man.
>>3481065>not using Switch Usermost underrated feature of all time, ladies and gents, right fucking here
>>3481070Same here.It was all kind of a blur of porn and angst.
>>3481074>anime bronySo a weaboo?
>>3481057>Fantasyno thanks
>>3481081>That feelI remember having fun and moot posting a lot.
>>3481078>witnessingYou must be stuck in a stable time-loop.MLPG had its downfall late last haitus. Somewhere round...August, I'd say.
>>3481084It's spelled weeaboo, and that's not technically correct. More otaku.
>>3481078Episode days should be fine.Besides,we've mined almost everything now.And unless some of th eposters here go back to FurAffinity, it won'yt improve for a while.
>>3481095It seems we've entered an endless recursion of time.
>>3481057but my imagination isn't as appealing as emilia clarke's ass
>>3481086>FantasioYes please
>>3481086inorite?What sort of adult likes to enjoy magical fantasy lands filled with adventure and dragons?
>>3481093>>3481084oh god dont do itmemories of my /b/ larval stage are coming back
HuhSeems like that hacksaw spammer has found somewhere where he fits right in
>>3481057>Not Bear and the Dragon>Not Sum Of All Fears>Not Catch me If You Can>Not Shadows of Steel>Not The Delta Starpleb
>>3481110its not that, i'm just not big on the middle ages
>>3481095The MLPG's true moment of zenith was August, yes, but it's only since we've moved to /mlp/ where the momentum of descent has picked up a lot.
>>3481093I only remember EFG and some spam.And gore and porn of course.
>>3481114DING! YOU FOUND A SKELETON KEY
>>3481117>hacksaw spammerwhat?
>>3481117>Fluffybooru.comDare I?
>>3481105i want to have sex with the little girl that plays aryavery badly
>>3481101I actually got a FA account yesterday, for the first time ever, so I could see a pornographic image. I guess I'm officially a furry now, by 4chan rules.
>>3481117What the fuck were you doing outside?
>>3481124inorite?What sort of adult wants to watch a show about a magical fantasyland filled with castles and royalty?
>>3481114>visit /b/ for the first time>find the goru dumps>think it's the hottest shit ever>fap ungodly amounts to goru>slowly grow out of it
>>3481134>MLPG in a nutshell
>>3481095>tfw this hiatus has been much better than the last one
>>3481136I wanted to see if the sticky was still there
>>3481145That's categorically untrue.
>>3481145well because I was here
>>3481030Lucky Star.
>>3481145>This is what some people actually think
>>3481145Absolutely not.
>>3481145HAHAHAHAHAHANo.
>weaver gets rich off bronybux>spends all his time drawing and doing quests for them>doesn't come to MLPG anymore;_;
>>3481145Please... please explain yourself.
>>3481133Huh, well...okay. Go ahead.
>>3481135Yes, but keep it over there and it's fine.Actually, as long as people keep Tumblr, Steam, MMO, Deviantart, Ponychan, or ERP out of here, it's fine.
>>3481176Nothing happens
>>3481145
>>3481169He's probably enjoying a meal with his brother. Give him time.
>>3481169He was here just a few hours ago
>>3481144UNF
I'm bored.You're boring, MLPG.Stop it.
cut the metaif you were to make one episode 'unhappened' which one would it be and why
>>3481169He got money off of furries the last time he does this. Also, read last thread.
>>3481191>>3481192I know he's still here now, but for how much longer?
>>3481205Not for much longer if you guys keep pestering him.Fuck. Give him some space.
>>3481201OWTEW because it was the only one I didn't like
>>3481197Take a break!
>>3481197Do you want a drawing? A song? A greentext?
>>3481201feeling pinkie keenpurely because of the dramaalthough i wish there was a way to preserve all the twinkie and the umbrella hat and the slapstickand the spike
>>3481205Did something happen overnight?I just got here.
>>3481212GREENTEXT. SPECIFICALLY FEELS
>>3481205Part of his hopes with the donation thing was that he could draw for us like he used to, along with drawing his quest stuff. Either way though, I'm happy for him.
>>3481201braeburn episodebecausesex
>>3481202>I've got friends on the other side featuring GG and Sentenal>your fame is HIIIIGH>but your funds are looow
>>3481201Call of the Cutie. It was a shit episode and its sole redeeming feature is introducing Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle, which could be done in any number of other ways.
>>3481212build me a boat 300 cubits long and 100 cubits wide
>>3481220Basically GG got around $3700 of donations so he can stop worrying about food and shelter and can focus on creating webcomics and merchandise.
>>3481145>>3481145Fun thing is that I see what he means. Somehow I can see in which moments it is better than 2011'
>>3481220Someone gave him $3000 dollars to quest/draw full-time.
>>3481220>>3481220http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
>>3481226you are the worst person ever
>>3481220weaver made 4k from donations, he then proceeded to rush a heart of tarrasque and carry his team to victory
>>3481201None of them. Why would I remove any of them? I dislike a few but I don't hate any so much that I wish they didn't exist. It's just a cartoon.
>>3481239>>3481234Man, what a leech
>>3481219I wouldn't give up that episode.It's the one that cemented my waifufaggotry.
>>3481241:(
>>3481241If there's one thing in this pony fandom I can't stand, it's the porn
>>3481201The pilot so that the series would never happen.
>>3481249WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>3481223>You are a pony>Your parents are dying of cancer>Nobody cares>Tears roll down your cheeksAny other requests?
>>3481169>>3481169> bronybux? Did I miss anything?
>>3481229Call of the cutie is one of my favorite cmc episodes
>>3481249Desperate times call for desperate measures, anon.I'd be no fucking different if I was worried that I'd starve on the streets with my brother.
>>3481257xDDDDDDD LMAAAAAOOOOO
>>3481233Riiight.What's a cubit?
>>3481260Yes. A sexual >greentext.
>>3481223SWEETIE BELLE FEELS
>>3481260pls draw stapler pone
>>3481265Doesn't mean I have to prove.He's really no different, no better, or more talented, than Mic the Microphone.
I have a strange obsession for neat flashdrives.
>>3481270http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CubitIt's like the fucking internet doesn't exist
>>3481260Playing with Pinkie's butt, pls.
>>3481278Oh well.
>>3481234>>3481239I'm getting conflicting reports here, captain.So it was that rich "someone" or bunch of donation? If the latter than damn, some Kickstarter projects with big spotlight didn't make for 4k within one night. I never understand all this appeal to GG's work.
>>3481160>>3481161>>3481163Were you even there, with Faceless and everything?Granted, I have only been one 2 or 3 times a week during this hiatus, but what I saw has been much better than that last shitfest.
>>3481278Is this nigga serious?
>>3481278Fuck you.
YA GOT WHAT YOU WANTEDBUT YOU LOST WHAT YOU HAD
>>3481294700 of it was various donators giving smaller sums.3000 of it was one guy, all at once.
>>3481285>thought you were going for a Bill Cosby joke>sadfrog.jpg
>>3481271>You are a pony>Your parents are not home>You invite your friend over, and soon>Horse semen roll down your cheeks
>>3481296>ShitfestHah, but no, this one was even worse with all the "/mlp/ers" and the madness.
>>3481312>3000 of it was one guy, all at once.What the fuck
>>3481296I was there, and this hiatus is worse. Maybe you're just a bigger fan of the fandom than you were last year.
>>34812780/10 see me after class
www.dota2wiki.com/images/d/d8/Nyx_levelup_10.mp3
>>3481312>3000>one guythat'snice?
>>3481201Suited For Success, so that the term "20% cooler" was never spoken on television.
>>3481296I had friends last haitus.I have no more friends to suffer through this hiatus with.
>>3481317BronyBux
My least favorite pornographic euphemism for the anus, by a LONG SHOT, is "crinkle".
I bet he'll get a few thousand more from just a couple of people within the week.
>>3481326nyx carry me plz
>>3481324All these Mic/GG whiteknights
>>3481308Don't blame meyou can blame my friends on the other side
>>3481328But I love that episode...
>>3481296faceless just wrote a load of shitty stories that could easily be ignored because they were always these huge boxes of spoiler textand the whole stealing from ponychan fiasco was pretty hilariousthis hiatus is just ironic shitposting, real shitposting and constant arguing and complaining about trivial things
>>3481317Some richfag or a group of people noticed Weaver's plight, and gave enough money to feed, clothe and house him for about a third of a year straight up.inb4 the $3000 is attributed to the humble brony bundle
>>3481332Same.And, despite my status as a raging pedophile, the word "cunny" disgusts and repulses me.
>>3481326>not Bel Paese.png
I really do not understand why MLPG of all fucking people is pissy that GG, one of our favorite artists, is asking for a couple bucks to help him fucking eat. Christ, it's not like he's throwing a fit about it and crying on livestream because he needs the money for bronycon or some other retarded shit.
>>3481349>implying you wouldn't cream's fuzzy bunny cunny
>>3481328But...but that's my favorite episode...It's about best pony and has the best song ;_;
>>3481349I don't mind cunny.And I don't mind pucker.But "crinkle" just doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>3481332I've always felt euphemism is the wrong word for these sexual descriptors. Dysphemism seems more appropriate. But then, there are no good sexual words. I mean, come on, look at "cunny".
>>3481353I don't see more than one or two people pissed about that
>>3481357No, it was about Rarity.
>>3481334www.dota2wiki.com/images/7/72/Nyx_deny_04.mp3
>>3481357It's simple.We kill the rainbow dash.
>>3481355fuck yourhymingmy one weakness
>Not Ave Glitter GlueDo you even corruption of art champions
>>3481362So like he said, episode about best pony
>>3481362
>>3481353I don't understand why you're getting upset at people getting upset.
>>3481353It's just a couple of people.Probably the same couple of people that have made it their mission to ruin all the love and beauty in the world.
Chang the Celestial, an inscrutable oriental who harbors a dark secret: he is Mexican and just playing along with the racist white people who think he is Chinese.
>>3481353it's just a few peopleespecially that one guy that always shits up the threads complaining about GG
>>3481374Fluttershy was barely in the episode.But she did have the best scene, so I guess it's still about her in spirit.
>tfw people will always inevitably complain>tfw you genuinely like Weaver's quests and pics>tfw you missed the first commission run but still wanted to help out>tfw he finally started up the donation pool that's been suggested for a while now>tfw he's already made more than he ever expectedI am happy.
>>3481393>Fluttershyhaha very funny. 4/10
>>3481387
>>3481393>FS>best sceneNigga what? Rarity had the best scene in the entire series with that episode.
>>3481353But anon, you misunderstand. I'm not upset at all. These are happy tears.
>>3481353He's a talentless hack to conned a bunch of people out of their money with his sob story, not unlike Mic the Microphone.Are you unable to understand why people don't like him either?
>>3481393>Fluttershy>best pony>Fluttershy's scene>best sceneOh god somebody hold me.It's like reading Terse's posts again
>>3481394Me too, Anon. Me too.
>>3481358>puckerI can never hear that word the same because of Gilbert Gottfried
>>3481394That's nice.Please stop talking about it.
>>3481353I think the guy's an ass, but I'm glad he can eat and everything.
>>3481393>implying Fluttershy>implying Twilight Sparkle wasn't best pony that episode
>>3481412CLITORIS
>>3481394I haven't followed any of Weaver's quests, but I like what he posts here and glad he got all those donations.
>>3481408No, no, anon, you see, it's TOTALLY different because GLITTER GLUE hangs out HERE while Mic the Microphone DOESN'T.See the difference now?
STOP
>>3481338>Now you, young man, are from the board /tg/>Went through /b/ and /mlp/>(I'm from /tg/ myself, with some /k/ on the side)>Your fame is high>But your funds are low>You need to tap into that brony fame and make you some dough.>Landlord kicked you out, eh faggot?>Now y'all gotta get some commissions, but commissions tie you down.>You just wanna be free.>Hop from place to place.>But freedom... takes green!>It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need>And when I looked into your future>It's the green that I see!
>comparing GG to MicTheTrumpetI don't evenWhat is going on this morning anyways?
>>3481424FISTING YOU SAY?
>>3481410If I could, I'd ban you.
>>3481429HAMMERTIME
mommy daddy stop fighting
>>3481431It's just a few faggots shitposting, just ignore it.
>>3481426I can see that, yes, and that's hitting the nail exactly on the head.He's a part of the mlpg circlejerk.
>>3481408Mic got people to give him money by streaming content that wasn't even hisGG actually does things and isn't a total cunt
>>3481431Well for starters it seems the americans are waking up.
>>3481431>What is going on this morning anyways?Either ded or some retard bitching about a contributor again.
>>3481408>connedFuck, Anon, it hasn't even been a day. He asked for the money so he could quest/draw full-time, and unless he fails to do so in the comings months, nothing about what he's done resembles a "con" in any way.
>>3481424>>3481432If only that audio book were real
>>3481439
>>3481438Now I want to see a pony dressed as MC Hammer
>>3481408>not unlike mic the microphone>'oh shit im homeless' compares in any way to 'I cant afford to go to bronycon'if hes so talentless why dont you start drawing shit-tier art and get some of that brony money
>>3481464I have integrity.
>>3481450Fine, and Mic begged people for money so he could go to Bronycon.And Faceless needed medical treatment for his terminal illness.>>3481464self respect and a conscience.
Whiteknights and haters pls go
>>3481433Das pretty cool yo
>>3481474Try and eat that when you don't have enough money for rent or food.
GG is everything what's wrong with the General.
Let's talk about things that matter.Which pony has the fartiest butt?
>>3481480What is this, fluffy thread?
>>3481480Let's draw something or talk about animated movies.
>>3481441I enjoyed GG's work long before MLPG, before even the FiM incarnation of MLP. Since I first found his work I've been a fan, and I will probably remain a fan for as long as he produces things like RQ, or even the doodles he leaves here. For me, personally, MLPG hardly even factors in except as a convenient place where I can sometimes find his work and occasionally even talk directly with him.
>>3481490Fluttershy. But only when you massage her wings, she just can't control it.
>>3481489How so?I think he's pretty cool guy,
>>3481487plenty of people don't have money for rent and foodhe at least had a fucking home and a person who was willing to feed him"oh boo hoo the job market in america is bad right now ;_;" isn't a sob story deserving of 3000 bucks, champ.
>>3481496Mic the Microphone is a very good rapperOne of my favorite musicians
>>3481487Been there.I didn't cry about it, or make up a story about my brother dying on the internet in order to get attention.I got a job.
>>3481497And you'd think she was playing a sousaphone when she lets go.
>>3481504>tfw you can't make a statement about being angry that someone is making money without it being taken as U MAD?
Why do people even care what someone makes his money with?
>>3481514That's GG's fanboys for you
And then we wonder why people hate us.
>>3481511Not everybody ticks the same way
>>3481511>brother dyingget your facts straight
>>3481513>tfw you discover you can play music by massaging the right spots in her wings
>>3481526Glitter Glue loves all of us, even Ross.
>>3481525>GG's fanboysThe statement would have been in response to GG complainers. Sorry to have led you to think you had a bro for a moment.
>>3481540That was the point
>OH NO, GG IS MAKING MONEY BY DOING SOMETHING HE LIKES TO DO, WHAT A FAGGOT
>>3481414See, I even asked nicely.You guys should listen to me more often.
>>3481511What.What possible relevance would a story he supposedly made up about his brother dying two months ago have to this?
AND I HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME
>>3481547>Mic the Microphone is one cool dude
Nobody is right, everyone is wrong.
So, people who don't like it that someone gave GG 3o00 clams; Are you against the actual donation, or the effects of it? Please answer this in the most non-autistic or non- /b/tard like mannerism you can.
>>3481547its more like>HES MAKING MONEY DOING SOMETHING I THINK IS OF POOR QUALITY BUT I STILL CANT MATCH HIM SO INSTEAD OF DOING MY OWN THING WELL ENOUGH TO MAKE MONEY I'LL BITCH AND WHINE ON MLPG
>>3481554Micthemicrophone doesn't produce anything worthwhileGG makes awesome stuff
This is why altruism is cancer.
>>3481554Stop making awkward analogies that don't even fit.
>>3481554Nice projecting there
I HATE GLITTER GLUEWELL I HATE YOULET'S HATE EACH OTHER MUTUALLY AND GET ON WITH THE PONES
>>3481562>Subjective
>>3481563As sentenal showed us all: Altruism = Autism
This thread is a complete clusterfuck beyond redemption. Killing this horse early to get a fresh start.New horse:>>3481566>>3481566>>3481566>>3481566>>3481566
>>3481526Is that face for real?
>>3481575Lol no
>>3481558GG created EFG. if anything, with the amount of times it's been used in a manner that would normally end in somebody getting paid royalties, this is just him getting what's owed.
>>3481575No. What the fuck are you doing
>>3481575Faggot.
>>3481575YOU EDIOT
>>3481575
>>3481575>autism
>>3481570True, and people who enjoy GG's stuff are fine with giving money to him, just as people who enjoy Mic's stuff are fine with giving money to him. I don't see why you're complaining about it.
>>3481552It's indicative of his response to crises. When faced with a problem, or a challenge, he doesn't take responsibility or try to deal with it in a reasonable, realistic way - rather, he whines to his e-fanbase.I feel sorry for Glitter Glue, and I hope he gets his life back together soon.
>>3481575No.
>>3481589Me? What did I do?
>>3481537i would play her all day long
>>3481575http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGq1YIr_fM
oh god what happened to this thread
>>3481602>trixiefagsSomeone post the comic.
>>3481590Didn't he actually go job hunting and move into a new apartment of his own accord? And get a job on his own?He does have to take care of a retard, which means his rent is a fuckhuge problem. I'd be begging for bronybux too if I was him.Besides, if it means bronyfags are losing money, I say keep fucking doing it.
>>3481597Oh, I thought you were the same guy that was whining about GG
>>3481602autists getting mad at glitter glueautists getting mad at glitter glue haters
>>3481613A farm or something with 9k a year.
>>3481615No, I actually just got into the General, I'm happy for him but I don't care enough to whiteknight or hate him.
>>3481552You don't really think his brother died, do you?
>>3481624On the timetable he had to work with with the distance he had to move thats not a bad start.And with 9k a year that's not really even enough for rent for one person. Not asking his fans for cash would be full retard right now. that said I'd bet cash money he's spending every spare moment he's got between work and commissions looking for a better job
>>3481629Pretty sure it wasn't his brother, anon.
>>3481617You forgot about the dumbasses using "autism" every time.
Feets thread?
>>3481657Kill yourself.Seriously.Kill yourself right now.
>>3481657Just ignore and report this faggot.
>I was considering giving GG one month's rent on the condition that he learned a new art style in his spare time
>>3481658>proportions
>Not trying to get money everyday regardless of your financial situation
>>3481664>Why the greentext?
Fuck that faggot, look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RYeKYj4vEY&feature=player_embedded
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD, HORESEFUCKERS
>>3481629Why would he lie? For what possible reason?
Keep it in one thread horsefuckers
>>3481669i was more focused on >mfw I wanted to pay one month's rent and some brony gives him three grand
>You will never reach max social link level with pony
>>3481666Propartions!
Spike is best Rainbow Dash.
>>3481690>fade out in pony's bedroom after they tell you that they love you>that pony is Snips
>>3481670wow that's really well done
>>3481690But what would her SLink be about?
>>3481727>You will never find this erotic besides the boobs
why do engineers look the derpiest out of all the tf2 classesthey look like lemmings on the battlefieldI can't help but look at an engineer and thing "that person probably lacks higher brain function"
Stop making threads you gargantuan faggot.
>>3481727those tits are terrible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGq1YIr_fM
>>3481724http://youtu.be/VJjF5pnmmn8
>>3481734JUST STOP
>>3481734
>>3481690What even would Fluttershy's arcana be?
>>3481749>>3481740>>3481753Stop replying.
Ignore and report the other threads, please.
>>3481727
Why aren't you Designing?
>>3481736I used to thing too but now i
>>3481734At least your giving poeple a reason to be mad at something else instead
>>3481767>YourIt's your're you fucking idiot.
>>3481763Why aren´t you drawing?
>>3481763>not connecting your bottom anchor pointsShamefur disprayI'll be interested in when you finish these though
So, should I donate to Tex enough money to buy a new computer or not? Is it right or wrong?
>>3481758Snips why are you a human
>>3481767lol the hero we need xd
>>3481777No, you're creepy Sentenal
>>3481763Because I just can't be fucked.
>>3481777Here's a hint: It's your money, and how you decide to spend it is your prerogative.
>>3481776This is my first time using illustrator, and I think you just voiced the problem I'm having.I want to get rid of the spokes poking out of the side. is "connecting anchor points" the thing I want to look into?
>>3481763ILLUSTRATOR IS SHITFUCKING PLEBIAN FUCKING SHITnot really but I still hate it compared to photoshop
>>3481777Give me the money instead
>>3481787But I care about what you guys have to say. Seriously.>>3481783Not sentenal.
>>3481800Rarity we don't even have currency exchange for horse money
>>3481771kimmo be quieti can't believe you still deny that you were Sysop of anontalk
>>3481791I was talking about the crest itself. As for the spokes? Masks, maybe? I haven't used Illustrator in 5 years so I'm rusty.
>>3481746
>>3481802We're in the missle of a pissing contest between weaver haters and fanboys that started all because someone donated to him.think before you speak.
>>3481777>>3481802If he's open to/asking for donations and you enjoy what he does enough to do so, go for it. It is your money. It's not really a matter of "right or wrong."
>>3481816Oh I see. Shit, I didnt even notice that.Thanks
>>3481823Why doesn't femsnails just fuck Snips
>>3481783>sent is the only person in MLPG with any money or the inclination to help people financially.
>>3481777Is this what you faggots have been fucking arguing about all morning? Jesus fucking christ you're all so fucking stupid.
>>3481774Because I'm tired, and even though I have a dozen things I said I'd draw none of them inspire me right now.Besides I drew a really good Celestia and Rarity yesterday.
>>3481842u mad
>>3481830And now I think it's an excellent time to ask. It's the topic and it'll decide what most people will do in the future. >>3481831I will!>>3481833...uhh.
>>3481754Death
>>3481842no, its been about GG. i doubt anyone would complain if two or three people gave Tex some cash. Note I said two or three. If one person does it MLPG will just erupt into a butthurt singularity.
>>3481839He has not had his first boner yet.
>>3481833>posts pony porn on /h/godspeed...
>>3481864because new thread is best thread>>>/h/3297626
>>3481864Are those teats?My boner is infinite
>>3481842And this is why everybody tells peopel the mornign threads are awfull.
>>3481864>line indicating bellybutton>cannot unsee as ultimate stomachvagina
>>3481857...OHHH, I get it now. It has to be a collective effort or else it loses any meaning to the average anonymous poster. A large donation doesn't represent the average Joe, it's a sign of elitism in this social structure.
>>3481839Snips is gelded
>>3481883>A large donation doesn't represent the average Joe, it's a sign of elitism in this social structure.No, it means the guy's an autistic faggot.
we ded
testing to see if im banned
Guys seriously stop this GG shit were trying to talk about Snip's balls.
>>3481899Or the guy has enough disposable income to do that.
>>3481906Bahaha, you jackass
>>3481899That then means any millionaire that donates to anything is the same thing.
Cough
>tfw you just want to get a job and move away from your mother>tfw you know she can't fucking survive on her own and refuses to do anything for herself and just whines>tfw you don't want to have a black cold heart but the way your living now is shit pathetic>tfw your drawing doesn't get you anything from anyone but you have to watch it work for others
>>3481899what does autistic mean
>tfw you took the most demanding classes for autumn and won't be able to spend as much time hereI keep telling myself it's for the greater good, but still...
>>3481919>BahahaAre you Bowser?
>>3481929I are knowing the feeling bro
>>3481929You probably spend too much time here anyway.
>$3867.93>60 contributorsoh so it's that at least one guy gave him a lot of money? Is that why you stupid fucks are upset?Get over yourselves.
>>3481929>tfw dropping out of college because I'd rather be on 4chan all day
>>3481928Anything that is remotely nice, dedicated or committed.
>>3481934>feeling
>>3481928It's something you call people on the internet when you don't like them.
>>3481939Another one added to the filter list, mmh hmm.
>>3481926Too familiar, in every aspect.
>>3481939I have to agree.
>Spamming with a tripcodeElf.jpg
>>3481928>autism -- n. The mental disorder shared by all those who like what I do not like or don't like what I do like. "That faggot has autism."
Frankly, the human race is so autistic that I don't understand why we don't just murder everyone who tries to be "empathetic" or "supportive." It would be for the good of the species as a whole.
Your late to the party /v/ spammerlike seriously your a fucking sandraker with this speed go join Diamond Sword
we should prbably image limti the thread by the way
i think the pink pony is prettyis this bad
So is it safe to come out now?
>>3481979Good idea Cadence
image limit burn confirmedpost images
>leave MLPG for a week or two>come back>shit's going on like Donkey Kong>shitposting>spammingWHAT is going on and WHICH bronies think they are being ``epic'' again if they raid MLPG...?
>>3481988
>>3481952at least drawing is fun
>>3481956what the fuck is this shit
Remember when shit posting meant something?
>>3481997>``Nigger what
>>3481997It's /v/. At least this spam looks like it's scripted.
>>3482004>Not knowing faggot quotes.
Is this guy seriously manually spamming with a trip?Is this supposed to be ironic, to show the retardation of /v/ or is that guy really THAT dumb?
>>3482003I've made some good shitposts in my time
BASED JANITOR
>>3482017What kind of reaction is that?
>>3482004Pls go, ``faggot''.
>>3481145HAHA LOOK AT THIS NIGGERhe thinks this hiatus is better!
>>3482030Somebody should draw r63 of Acid.
>>3482030thanks doc
No.No, it's not fair.There was time now.There was time enough to pony at last.
>>3482035...so would it be a guy with a glowing green pussy?
>>3482035_No
>>3482045Exactly.
>>3482035Wouldn't that kinda defeat the point?
Image limit requested: posting cats
What in the actual fuck is going on here?
>>3482054Not really. Instead of being a futa it would be a cuntboy.
Why haven't you donated to the church of Glitter Glue mlpg?Haven't you enjoyed his comics for the past year? Surely he deserves somethings for all those times you laughed or even just chuckled.
>>3482061We're in an advanced state of disarray and helplessness
which pony has the best smelling farts?
pony snuggles ahead
>>3482058Posting chubbies
>>3482061Summer MLPG.
>>3482076
Stop it you guys.
>>3482065>cuntboy DJ Acid>enter the club through his pussy>he's really sensitive>every time somebody climbs inside he nearly orgasms
>>3482083
>>3482083how do those blobs even fly?*
>>3482087PfffaaaahahaCrop that and I'll give you monies.
>>3482097
>>3482087At the very least, GG knows how to crop an image.
>>3482099I cant tell you enough how much I'm glad this didn't happen.
>>3482065>DJ Acid's artist has an exclusive special edition DerpyI knew those things were for aspies and furfags.
>>3482111
>>3482074>you will never be the pillow
>>3482111Were these by the same person that runs that fucking chubbies blog? Because I liked these better.
>>3482135Sorry, already marked:>>3482117>>3482117>>3482117>>3482117>>3482117
>>3482120She got it from a friend who went to SDCC and got two.
guys seriously
>>3482128>Not owning a pillow suitGet a lode of this gui.
>tasting ponegina for the first time
