Old Horse: >>3450665Pone should pone pone and keep poneing.
DONT YOU EVER POST THAT MARKER AGAIN
>>3454993I respectfully disagree, but you're more than entitled to your opinion.
What happens when you give pone illegal substances.
>rake
pone
>>3455013pone go blind
>>3455013Which pony would do the most illegal substances?I say it's Twilight.
>>3455017HahahahahaGoddamn it
I WANT TO FUCKING PLAY GW2 AGAIN
Can this thread be about minthorse and how much she loves humans?
>>3455017what is that from?
>>3455016I don't understand that tumblr.
>>3455035Trotcon, maybe?
Would Ponies reject a Pony raised by a Wolf to be brutal and cold?
>>3455035max g's twitter
>>3455026>she buys No-Doz like most people buy coffee>she sleeps one hour a night.
>>3455033I don't see why not.She's a very cute minthorse after all.
>>3455040Dash is blind.Fluttershy is at fault for some reason.Twilight is looking after Dash now because she's blind and can't do anything for herself anymore.TL;DR >feels for cripple-Dash.
>>3455026Twilight would do all sorts of crazy substances that aren't well known enough to be illegalI doubt she'd actually break the law though
>BCS selling horse porn printswhere the fuck do you even sell these and who the fuck would buy these? where the fuck do you even get it printed.
>>3455042>>3455035https://twitter.com/hotdiggedydemon/status/227517058475253760/photo/1
Wow, Americans even invented lights that are operated by clapping.
>>3455047Hurr
>>3455033What if Lyra ended up on Earth.But like, at the size of doll.
>>3455057Holy shit how dramatic!What does Rarity do in all this?
rainbow dash draws daring doo fanarthttp://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/035/3/d/daring_doo_by_cachorrinhos-d4omp5l.png
>>3455054Would you give her a scalp massage and watch as she gets a goofy relaxed grin on her face?
>>3455075Would she have a little hole in the back?
>>3455057I would take care of a crippled DashThe stronger they are, the better it feels to break them
>>3455066>take a trip to America>literally as soon as the plane lands people start clappingNearly lost my shit right there
>>3455066Man, you guys don't have the clapper?Shit, what's it like living in the dark ages
>>3455047>>3455047Yes, please, more wings, TAW
>>3455020He said he's basically Pinkie incarnate and went on some giant spiel about her, and why it's he's Pinkie incarnate and not Pinkie is him incarnate.dude's fucking crazy.
>>3455081NopeI'd whore her out to Bronies
hourglass figure
>>3455078She stands on the table and tries to act as a buoy for Dash by yelling SLUTLSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT 24/7
mlpg i'm thinking of working on my rainbow dash pegasus kngiht but i can't figure out which is better.A rainbow shield with lightning and cloud on blue barding, or a blue shield with lighting on rainbow bading.
>>3455081Of course!The real question is, would you let her rub your hands after a long day of work and maybe let her lick a finger or two if she so desired?
>>3455095This is awkward.
>>3455054She wouldn't like me I'm sure... but she is so cute...
>>3455079It's hard to draw with your mouth, alright?
>>3455079>daring doowhere did that extra O come from
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3455057>>3455057But that is retarded, that is now how you develop the feels. it is like if you just add tears to Fluttershy and say "this is is sad and heartbreaking". No it is fucking not you faggot, that is now how you do sad, adding tears is lame and cheap and works only for casual cattle.
>>3455101>put your arms around her from behind>nuzzle her neck and whisper in her ear>"...Hi."
>>3455057You forgot >Twidash shipping.
>>3455114Only if I got to lick her horn.Does it taste like mint?
>>3455108Blue shield, rainbow cloudor Rainbow Lightning, DYEWTS?
>>3455108Second one.
>>3455130That's taking it a bit too far.
>>3455114Let me wash my hands first.
>>3455138no, no it is not.
>>3455130As long as she's spending time with you, you can do whatever you want with her.Only faintly
>>3455108and an example of what the knight looks like, (though this is fluttershy)basically mostly rainbow or mostly dash coloured?
>>3455126>Tumblr
>>3455138What if she wanted to lick my horn?
>>3455137Fuck - I meant the first one - rainbow shield on blue barding.Put 'em in order next time, asshole!
>>3455114If I'm confident that I'll get it back in one piece I'd let her put any much of my body in her mouth as she wanted. Hopefully she'd return the favor.
>>3455145Does she feel anything from this proposed horn molestation? This is important.
I like using spoilers
>>3455151sorry sorry, i figured people would just look at the drawing.
>>3455155Anon, please stop making me imagine Lyra giving me a blowjob
>>3455168We all do, anonwhich is why it's important to spoiler responsibly
>>3455155>tear through wood
>>3455179wat
Soarin Femanon where are youuuu
>>3455179That old chestnut...
we still Gilda? we still musclebitch? we still tattoos and piercings?
>>3455155>She puts your fingers in her mouth, one at a time, gently suckling on them, before running her tongue along your arm, all the way to your neck.>She kisses your neck softly and moves up to your ear, giving it a playful nibble before whispering "Anywhere you want..."
>>3455179I forgot about that
>>3455188Who is that and what do you want
>>3454965>>3454975>>3454991>this is going to be a little awkward, but it's better than being stabbed to death>you call your mare over and instruct her to lie on her back with her wings spread out>once she's down their you order her to rub their bellies and then look straight up so you don't risk seeing her freaky wing hand/finger things>you look down once to check on her progress but look away when the sight brings back memories of the time a pegasus nearly used that trick to turn the tables on you>a moan from the one on your left interrupts your trip down memory lane and you look down just in time to see him roll over>she pounces and starts to rub his belly with her hooves while tickling him with her wings>your hand now free you reach under the remaining earth pony and start to scratch his chest>his eyes roll back into his head and he rolls onto his back>he squirms happily under your hands and nearly kicks you in the face when you move your hands higher>after repositioning yourself you rub the same spot and laugh as he starts kicking his hind leg like a dog>the noise causes your pegasus to look over and grin when she sees what you're doing>soon enough the two of you are competing to see which one can make their pony kick the hardest>your fingers get tired eventually and force you to stop>after giving them the same speech you give the mare you check you locater and look for your next target>one a pegasi and the unicorn remain
>>3455165A little, yes. Enough to tease her body and make her hot.
>Pissing everybody off at the Artist’s Paneldoes anyone knows what is he talking about?
>>3455196I'm always up for all three of those things.
>>3455196No, we mint horse now.
>>3455127>she gives you a hug from behind, clinging tightly to you so her supple chest is pressed firmly up against your back>"Sur-PRIIIIIISE!" she chimes, her voice cracking halfway through the word
>>3455196She sleeps naked.
>>3455203Anywhere?Heh, oh my, and where does she want it?
>>3455203>>3455212Welp. Thanks MLPG, I'll be in my bunk.
>>3455179I'm not the only one who remembers that.
>>3455196I thought there would be teens soon
>>3455230Shit, I only remember it was SOMETHING, but I can't recall what...
What the fuck is a trotcon?
>>3455210Unicorn. Magic can bring down a flier if need be.
>>3455095>Her span is impressive, to say the least.>Every feather has been painstakingly taken care of, every detail on her wings has been addressed.>Except for one.>You grab at the base of one of her wings, and feel the tension in it before you feel the tension in your neck.>Horn glowing, you notice Nightmare Moon looking back towards you.>You approach it a little more gentle, and notice the tension around your neck dissipate as she relaxes, even just a little bit under you.
scootalooscootscootaloo
>>3455210Might as well track down the pegasus, we'll need all the help we can get if the unicorn goes full magic on us
>>3455213>Willdrawforfood1's caricaturesThat sounds kinda interesting.
>>3455210That unicorn might be trouble. If she'd got a spell that snaps her fellows out of it we're screwed. If we tackle her next everythings undone unless we interrogate the Pegasi first and find the unicorns weakness (that isn't our hands doing).
>>3455175What's wrong with that? You don't want to think about how Lyra would carefully explore and appreciate every square centimeter of your member, inspecting each pore, vein, and fold in your skin with her tongue and nose, gently nipping you with her teeth and lips to taste you, feel your texture, ply your firmness all the way up and down from root to tip, pausing to curiously eyeball your nonflared head before circling slowly about the glans, tonguing the opening and slathering you with her saliva? And then she'd whisper sweetly, "I love your cock."
Applejack will get a song by the end of the year in the comics
>>3455203>whisper back "How about I start here?">lean in and give her a deep kiss>pull your hands up to her face and run your fingers across her cheeks>slowly slide them down her neck and across her body>break the kiss and move around behind her>give her cutie mark a long, slow lick on the way>place hands on her haunches and pull them apart to gently spread her maresex>lick lips
>>3455252>And then she'd whisper sweetly, "I love your cock."Oh jeez
>>3455227"I..I want to taste you first. Please...">She runs her tongue playfully across your chest, circling a nipple before continuing her path south>Her hooves are braced against your thighs as she breathes hotly over your erect member, before she goes down, putting it all into her hot mouth, and you can feel your tip slide into the back of her throat
>>3455226>Sleeping with nude Gilda>You're the little spoon>Her legs are curled around your waist>You can feel her soft bush pressing up against the small of your back
>>3455146I'm glad that you know how to thin your paints.
>>3455252>>3455269Thanks again, MLPG.Laptops are awesome, just so you all know.
>>3455244go on...
>>3455246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n54HRwfzBtE
>>3455252>>3455259>>3455269No boner.Please don't.
>>3455236Bam.http://arch.413chan.net/co34210081.html#34211070After that just search "Tear through wood" in that thread.
>>3455203>she takes you entire arm into her mouth all the way up to her shoulder>she just sucks on it while the two of you watch a movie
>>3455276i'd still fuck it
>>3455276>a ScootaseahorseI was not expecting that...
>>3455284
>Your face when you realize the Aurora shooting is actually a conspiracy conducted by the AACT to make movie goers searchable when entering theaters so they can't smuggle in drinks and food and have to buy from the lobby, because there's been a financial downturn in recent years because the film industry is being buttfucked by the internet.>This explains the very minimal damage, the surrendering to a single cop, and the use of birdshot
>tear through wood
>>3455250>she
>>3455294How does that explain the booby-trapped apartment, then?
>>3455271>Letting yourself be the little spoon>not turning over and sleeping face-to-face with your womanShe likes it when you man up, Anon.
>>3455273Oh god, that poor baneblade, Why WHYYYYYYYYYY.i'm not the best painter or modeller but at least i try.anyways, what do you think blue on rainbow, or rainbow on blue.
>>3455295>Why are there holes?>WHY ARE THERE HOLES>HOOOOOOLES>Lyra is no longer welcome at the bowling ally
>>3455298The one that didn't hurt anyone?
>>3455296
>>3455299>Your junk is pressing up against hers>Her bush tickles your balls and she drools on your face>It's always a good night's sleep
>>3455242>>3455247>>3455250Do you three want the pegasi or Shining Armor next? You all somehow seem to have split the vote even though there is an odd number of you.
>>3455294Then I'll have to hide my food in places where they can't search me
>>3455295Fanon I just came up with: Bowling was originally a griffon sport, and it just got freakishly popular with ponies for some reason.
>>3455295In my headcanon, Alley Way is Snails' older sister.
>>3455309>having a raging erection>a good night's sleep
>>3455310I didn't realize the final unicorn was Captain ShinyI say save him for last
>>3455310Oh shits. Pegasi first, then.
>>3455269>The she moves a hoof from your thigh to between her legs, a wet noise now competing with the sound of her lavish attention given to your cock>She moans with your member deep in her throat, the vibrations doing nothing to help you hold out>Eventually, with a regretful lick and kiss, she releases you, only to turn herself around and spread her folds open for you while her tongue lolls from her mouth and her eyes glaze over
WE SPESS MEREINES NOW
>>3455310I forgot it was Shining, sorry, Well his weak point has always been HISBELLY based on what we know from his sister.Lets go with the last Pegasi
>>3455244We can't let her take the advantage from us. How can we fuck our way into becoming the Dark Lord of Equestria if she can choke us?
>>3455294>The TSA has to work movie theaters too, what used to be a safe care-free place to go.
>>3455315I'd imagine you both collapse in that position after some very, very vigorous love-making.Her bush would have dried cum in it in the morning, and she'd make you clean it with your tongue in the shower.
>>3455226with no covers.imagine what it'd be like to sleep with her. her breathing quickens, and her body gets hotter. then you suddenly feel her rolling on top of you, holding you down. anything you try to say, she growls at you to shut up. and you lie there, letting her use you, only allowed to run your hands up her washboard stomach. then she gets off, and her yellow eyes flash, and she laughs, and she gives you a light kiss before rolling back over and drifting back into sleep.every time she has a wet dream, this ritual repeats itself.she has wet dreams a lot.
>>3455324No, we're >greentext now
>>3455309>she goes to the kitchen for a midnight snack>in the buff>the windows are open>your neighbor has company on their patio>she doesn't give a shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQFt9oHQ89wNotch, Freddie Wong, Valve, Bethesda playing TF2
>>3455323Oh god, keep going.
>>3455342>A midnight snack and a glass of Jack>She gives a small wave to the neighbors
>>3455313I've got something similar. Hayseed is Featherweight's brother
I really can't see Gilda being the "sleep naked" type.More of a boyshorts and sports bra type.
>>3455324>tfw having a SPESS MEHREN wallpaper
>>3455348>>>/v/
>>3455292>Bonbon walks in and see's Lyra sucking on your arm>she scrunches and tells her that that is disgusting behavior and that she can't believe Lyra would do such a thing>she then takes of one of your shoes and socks and sticks her mouth in your leg>after a swallowing a few time she's up to your hip and watching the movie reflected on a mirror but the couch
>>3455209I just never saw anything from femanons after those dudes wrote their fics.
>>3455331Fuck you, every Dark Lord knows how to please his Dark Queen
>>3455312>the first bowling games were played with femurs as pins and a skull as the ball>the three holes are there because the nasal opening and eye-sockets provided a handy grip for the bowling skull
>>3455354>they're used to it by now
>>3455356that's daywear during the summer.
>>3455364
Niko mah cousin
http://blackacrebrewing.com/home/daily dose, lads
>>3455354>>3455342>the fridge is facing the window>she bends over
>>3455356You can't see her completely sprawled out across the whole bed, completely naked, using the blankets as a pillow just so you can't have any?
>>3455339>Getting sleepfuckedhaha what
>>3455384Fuck it, I'll use her.
>>3455381What the hell kind of dose is this?Let me see your license, 'doc'
>>3455383>she has you fuck her against the window
I'm quite lonely.Maybe I shouldn't have deleted all my friends.
>>3455244>It goes on like that, you cause her to wince, she sends a surge across your neck.>At some point you pause, after coughing away the magical hand against your throat.>She almost looks back at you pleadingly.
>>3455390>Your favorite pony will never rape you in her sleep
>>3455384Nope. She wouldn't give you the satisfaction of seeing her naked like that.
>>3455331Oh please, I'm comfortable being second in command.
>>3455392Im under 21
>>3455368If they didn't react to it, something tells me she wouldn't be so blatant about it.She likes shocking people.
>>3455304Except the ones who had to listen to Techno,
>>3455399It's not really a matter of satisfaction, it's a matter of her being comfy and not caring.
>>3455396> those 3 small linesAre you losing your juice, anon?
>>3455348>Robin WalkerDoes he rape the shit out of them with his Super guns?
>>3455399What are you talking about? She loves going naked.
>>3455394Friends are like old files, they're never really gone until you put them through a shredder.
>>3455350>She's practically begging for it, rubbing herself against you eagerly as you place a hand on her soft cheeks>You push her forward a bit and tease her with your fingers, slowly sliding them around the edges of her marehood, carefully inserting just the tip of your finger into it from time to time and making her whimper>Her front legs shake and eventually give out, pushing her ass further into the air>You can't resist any longer>You firmly grab her succulent flank and push yourself into her. Hard.>She cries out as you slam all the way into her once, twice, three times, before you pick up speed, your pounding never easing up.>Her cries echo throughout the room and she openly drools in her brain addled bliss, her strong cries of pleasure punctuated only by her incessant cry for more
>>3455384no, but what i can see is her sprawled out on the bed, naked, with no covers and a fan on, beads of moisture (either from sweat or left over from her midnight shower, no idea) clinging to her skin, because she naturally runs hotter than most people. she'll let you have the covers if you want. she doesn't need them. but if she DOES, then she'll take them.
>>3455400>"Good work, Number Two!"
>>3455423there'd better be some afterglow horn-sucking in this when it's all over.
>>3455394>plays a sad melody with the violin
>Hasbro releases a few kick ass Transformers figures for their War For Cybertron game>Get all excited for the Fall of Cybertron toys>All but two or three of them so far look like assI wish Hasbro would give us some consistency in quality already. Same goes for their pony products. White Celesia, Zecora and most of the blind bags look great. But Fluttershy blindbag has the same mold as Dash, the hair on all Rarity toys is two-toned for some reason and none of the pony toys except Zecora have appropriate hair lengths for their characters.And on top of that the only official plushie is horrendous.
>>3455414Comfy with no support?I don't think so, bub. Not with knockers like that.
>>3455425I'll warm her.
>>3455425>Sweaty Gilda taking up my bedoh god my dick
>>3455430in my dreams i'm dying all the time
>>3455423Waiting for the big finish
>>3455435You have hands, don't you?
>>3455435Who says she has "knockers?"I always thought she'd have slightly bigger than handfuls.
>>3455435Oh come on, she's got medium C's at most
>>3455415Wasn't really meaning to do much with in the beginning to be honest.
UNCONTROLLABLEWINKINGMARECUNTS
>>3455434Don't forget repaints. Hasbro loves repaints.MLP is nothing but repaints.
>>3455451>>3455435She works out well enough that the muscles and ligaments supporting her breasts are good and strong. Not only can she support the weight, they look damn fine and perky too (and all natural, so soft and round and plush)
>>3455317>>3455320>>3455329>a glance at your locator shows the pegasi heading this way>you bark a few orders to your minions then run for cover>you reach safety just as the pegasus flies around the corner and a cavebeast comes tearing after her>while she and your minions fight it you jot down a note to kidnap the local tracker so he can make some new traps for you>eventually they wound the beast enough to drive it back into the depths>the pegasus starts to thank its allies but stops when your mare rips the spear from its hooves and tosses it aside while your stallions pin it to the ground>you crack your knuckles and step out of the shadows>what oh what should you do with this helpless pegasus?
>>3455434its becuase little girls are less picky, as long as the merchandise is pink and/or somewhat girly looking, they will buy itlittle boys on the other want won't buy shit unless it's something badass
>>3455441i could also see her being your big spoon. i could see her deciding that you've been good, and she wants to give you a reward, just for tonight. i could see her kissing your neck, walking her fingers up your back, over your hips, and down to your already-stiffening dick. i could see her stroking you, in that strange, brutal-yet-loving way that only she can, until you cum over yourself, the bed, and her hand. i could see her lifting her hand up and making you lick off the mess you made.i couldn't see her letting you clean yourself, or your side of the bed, off, though.
>>3455473The base of its wingsif that doesn't work then go for the ears
>>3455473Go right for the belly raspberries.
>>3455467>drooling>clenching>spraying>drenched>dripping
>>3455451if they're big, they're fake.
>>3455473Give those wings a lovely massage run through with your fingers. Use free hand to run it through the mane, giving it a good scratching.
>>3455478Fucking unf
>>3455457Ah, it is you, explains then.
>>3455451>>3455450>>3455453>>3455472>giving her a massage, her on her stomach and you leaning over her>you let up for a second too long>she brings up a foot and smacks you in the side of the head with it.>"I didn't fuckin' tell you to slow down, did I?"
>>3455449>She's the first to go, her entire body tensing as you continue to thrust away at her, her cries becoming one long note of pure, unrestrained pleasure, building up to her body racking orgasm that squeezes your cock incredibly, constantly flexing and pulling as her juices splash all over your crotch and the floor>Her orgasm pushes you over the edge and you thrust in one last time as deep as you can go, filling her with thick gushes of your seed while you grip her flank firmly>You pull out of her with a noisy squelching sound when her muscles finally relax, and her back legs give out and she collapses to the floor, breathing heavily and rolling onto her side as liquids dribble from her marehood>Her tongue still lolls out of her mouth as you lie down beside her, giving her a kiss on the nose as she weakly motions for you to pull her close.>You run a tongue over her horn as well, making her shiver and whimper, before stroking her mane and kissing her deeply as you lie together
>>3455492>Gilda is toned and atheletic>She skips out for a weekend>When she finally turns up she's got massive fake tits
On second thought, let's not go to MLPG. It's a silly place.
>>3455467>>3455489>oozing>quivering>glistening>squeezing>melt upgrade it
>>3455478Unnfffffff!I still like the Alpha-who-likes-Alphas, competitive Gilda, but Unnfffffff!
I like to think Gilda is the kind of girl that only ever takes off her boots when she's in the shower, at the beach, or changing socks.She even sleeps with them on.
>>3455514I won't masturbate to cartoon horsesI won't masturbate to cartoon horsesI won't masturbate to cartoon horsesI won't masturbate to cartoon horsesI won't masturbate to cartoon horsesI won't masturbate to cartoon horses
>>3455514yeah, I would totally a mint pone. thx duder.
>>3455521come back soon anon! we really had fun with you here!
I remember when we only >implied pony fucking.Now... now it's so much worse.
>>3455493Sorry...
>>3455467>>3455489Stop This.Or I will bite your torso and give you a disease.Also, Why does bestiality turn me on more than regular porn?
QUICKWHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?no lying~
>>3455492Now that's just wrong.
>>3455538No problem!
>>3455533>>3455533
>>3455518>if ya don't like it, i got two words for ya!>SUCK IT>Gilda is the new Degeneration X
>>3455551Nothing also quads
>>3455551The album Calling All Dawns by Christopher Tin.
>>3455528>>3455478>the next week, you make her suck you off, giving her the same treatment after you blow your load in her face
>>3455551I was going to change it but you said no lying
>>3455553Do you write stuff when something 'inspires' you or do you take requests every now and then?
>>3455378>when Bonbon thinks you've been spending too much time with Lyra she swallows both your legs instead of one>you legs never distort her body, instead her belly simply plumps up a little bit>even so she never manages to go past your waist>instead she just stays there, her mouth stretched open wide, angrily glaring at you until you apologize and promise to hang out with her more in the future>sometimes she doesn't let you go and you have to crawl around the house on your arms with the lower half of your body vanished inside a pony>sometimes Lyra sees you doing this and swallows an arm to make things harder for you
>>3455567>Not asking permission to cum on her face, only having her agree on one condition>Snowballing
>>3455551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSgJorVnAcs
>>3455551>Depeche Mode>Enjoy the Silence
>>3455574>No tail.>No CM.2/10 would not hug.
>>3455576Mostly when the mood strikes me.I have a request I should be working on actually, that Mrs. Cake x Anon thing someone requested.I'm just slow at requests since I get distracted with my "Quests" and real life shenanigans.
>>3455583You gonna ask her for everything?Man up and take what you want, dweeb. She'll respect you more for it.
>>3455551A D&D podcast.
>>3455553I am going to eat youand steal your powers for my own endsI want to write quickly like you do...
>>3455518>>3455560I dunno, what are we talkin' here?Like, standard ~300cc? Overfiill to ~800cc? Continuously expanding polypropylene?
>>3455505Sorry.
>>3455593Do you have a place where you post your stuff or only here?I don't want to trouble you with requests if not
>>3455551Lego Racers soundtrackhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVjOiZSr_pohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2xEf482LBc
>>3455577You are terrible for my boner. more pls.
>>3455561>listening to nothing>not 4'33" on loopSHIGGIDY DIGGIDY DOO
>>3455551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYW3xJLxwg
>>3455612>>3455544No I'm sorry
>>3455602But that's not why I like Gilda
>>3455613The only place I've posted anything else was Fimfiction, and that was only when I wrote that Trixie thing.Most these spur of the moment greentexts aren't cataloged anywhere unless someone wants to cap them.
>>3455551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgPIbSX1mg
>>3455551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Z6Ci2CbWoI remember how we always revided ded threads with 'WHAT IS MLPG LISTENING TO' posts.
>>3455518>>3455560>>3455608How about no thanks?Gilda's just fine with what she's got. Her tits are already perfect - if anything those doctors should be paying her royalties.
>>3455608shit, i don't know sizes by cc. big tits. big, fake, slutty tits.
>>3455628Ah, nevermind then.
>>3455627Well, you're a person with opinions that differ from my own.
>>3455633Yeah, I don't like this turn of events.I don't even like big tits that much, let alone on someone who shouldn't have them.
>>3455606
>>3455606>Nobody will ever try to eat me and gain my powers
>>3455577>sometimes Lyra sees you doing this and swallows an arm to make things harder for you.My sides!
>>3455635>sluttyThat reminds me...Have you been good MLPG?
hey guys how you doing?
>>3455531Would you clean her boots with your tongue, anon?
>>3455649Probably because even your name makes everyone puke
>>3455649You would be too greasy.
>>3455644>>3455633"What's the matter shortstuff. Too much woman for you?">She pins you to the bed with them
>>3455649Shut the fuck up Nathan.
>>3455626The only idea I had for her was to become completely submissive, so my mind turned off.
>>3455618If we're going for music on loops, this is the one I choose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPUj1mf3eiU
>>3455638Alright, if you're sure. Have a nice night/morning!
>>3455633maybe she'll do it just because you don't want her to.so what if it's childish? it's the way she is.
>>3455669
>>3455649>Having the power to be the sole recognizable face for an entire piece of shit fandomNah
>>3455654I only responded to a single shitposter today, and I think they might not have even been intentionally shitposting.I've been as good as I can be
unf
>>3455567>falling asleep in each other's arms, covered in each other's sexual fluids>strings of cum on her face and in her hair>a fine layer of girlcum/fluids on your face and chest
>>3455635>>3455633Well, it also depends on how big they were to start with.But if she wanted to go bigger, would you be able to stop her?
>>3455663But lot's of fat and little exercise means tender, flavorfull meat!
>>3455649Do you ever get recognized on the street?
>>3455648Idea: Celestia has a mental connection to all of her subjects, and has taken an interest in anon as humans are New.
>>3455673It's because I don't spend as much time in MLPG as I used to and then if you're finished and post it and I'm not here what then?And I don't want to trouble you with my silly desires anyway.
Belliest pone.
>>3455690Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
>>3455701shh
>>3455677No, I am sorry.
>>3455665>Not just pinning you to the bed in a half-boston crab or a full-nelson
>>3455661yes. But I'd rather massage her smelly feet after an entire day of wearing them hard
>>3455648Hey come on don't be like thatHow do you do it? It takes me ages to form something coherent enough to warrant posting, and half the time it comes out as trite and uninspired
>>3455702
>>3455697On the street? No. Got recognized a few times at Bronycon though.And once at the place where I donate plasma. By the person screening me that day. That was pretty awkward.
>>3455691What if wing size translates to chest size?Holy shit her wings are huuuuuge
>>3455719He eats all his vegetables.
>>3455702Very belliest.
>>3455721Just look at those cuddlesluts thrusting those bellies out. oh god I want to rub them
anyone going to otacon? XD
>>3455727>And once at the place where I donate plasma. By the person screening me that day. That was pretty awkward.
>>3455701I can understand that. Hopefully with this project for a feelbooru thing going on, we can avoid such scenarios. Then I'll be able to write something up and toss it on there, and others can view it whenever they want.It'll be neat when it's finished.>>3455700How does the mental connection with her subjects come into play in this? Or do you mean Celestia is controlling her subjects to access anons more primal urges without doing so herself?>>3455719I dunno, just writing the stuff off the top of my head. Strong imagination and quick typing speed I guess? Just lucky? Natural ability? I dunno.
http://blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf
>>3455692Okay fine, i'll eat you.
>>3455712>half-crab>not full Boston crab>not locking in the Griffon's Wings
>>3455752I'd spit that thing out. You don't know where it's been.
>>3455752Yay! Hey, wait a minute. I think I'm having second thoughts.
>>3455617>>3455651>one day you get impatient and try to push Lyra off your arm before moving onto Bonbon who has your legs in her mouth again>you push against Lyra's snout to try and get her off>she opens her mouth and you hand goes right in, then right down as she swallows>after a few more swallows her face is inches away from yours>you see a mischievous twinkle in her eye and she swallows one more time>even more of your arms vanish down her throat until she is close enough to start nuzzling your nose with hers
>>3455727Heh, reminds me, someone in the general lives in the general area around me.Probably ran into me at work.
>>3455745Well, I would postulate that prolonged exposure gives Celestia a sort of 'window' into what makes someone tick. So the longer she spent around you, the more buttons she could push in your head.
>>3455213is that the mocha who used to come here?
>>3455669>>3455669I enjoyed submissive part while it lasted. Too bad you run out of ammo so soon.I wish TAW returned.
There's one fucking trail.
>>3455745>feelbooruCare to elaborate?
Gilda's Hobbies:>Riding her Harley Fat Boy>Sparring at the local boxing gym>Weightlifting>Sex>DrinkingAnything else?
>>3455780I wish RS would return and write things that aren't porn again. Probably not going to happen either.
>>3455727He drank your plasma.
>>3455786Exactly what it sounds like. A >feel aggregator to collect all the various >greentext that goes on around here
>>3455794Being a bitch
>>3455769One more pass...
>>3455794She hangs out on college campuses, shouting at random students. "DWEEBS!"
>>3455703>she didn't tell you she was going to squirt when you hit her sweet spot for the first time>the look on your face, dripping wet? Priceless.
>>3455797>stuck in a time when you were relevantI know that fucking feel, Nate.
>>3455794Being an insufferable bitch.
>>3455798It was a woman.A pretty damn attractive red head at that.I don't think I've been screened by her since then.
>>3455778So, Celestia spends time around Anon in the guise of establishing a friendship, but slowly gains control over him and makes him do potentially unsavory things?
>>3455812get fucked
>>3455798PLASSSSSSSSSMAAAAAAAAA
>>3455794Harassing authority figures.
>>3455794Tagging
>>3455826I'm just waiting to show up one day and find Morbius in the lobby.
>>3455812fuck off, nathan
>>3455780>Anon will never miss you
Y'know, I wonder how much a small vial of Nathan's blood plasma would sell for?
>>3455700>>3455778>>3455821Too OOC, cannot enjoy. Bronies would appreciate it, though.
>>3455826Well shit, I forgot my picture
>tfw I used to write cute things>Now it's just smut randomly interspersed with "more serious" writings.Good lord what have I become.
>>3455812>your college engineering club is the best thing that's ever happened to you - today, you'll be discussing-->"DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!">Oh God, it's HER again...!
>>3455839;_;just once"hay whatever happened to that one guy"seriouslyjust once
>>3455821I was thinking more of a passive role. Empathy with details, like "Hm. So that's where their mind is. I think I'll take my time and savor this banana." or "Interesting, I didn't know they liked that."
>>3455840-$1000
>>3455780...fuck.I am SO sorry.I just thought everyone would have hated it...That was why I stopped
>>3455841like OOC has ever stopped the fetishfags before
>>3455794>boxing>not MMAwhat, you calling her some kind of wimp?and there is one other hobby. in her spare time, when she thinks no-one else is around, she likes to read philosophy
>>3455848Write a greentext about cooking an omelet with Sweetie Belle.Right now faggot.
>>3455848You can always go back to writing cute things it's not impossible.
>>3455840It's illegal to sell body fluids in the US so I suppose we will never know.Technically, I am "donating" the plasma. They pay me for my time.>>3455848I really should get back to trying to write cute things again. Enough of this serious shit I keep screwing up.Stick to what I'm actually halfway decent at.
>>3455858While a potentially interesting tale, I don't think that's really my cup of tea. Sorry.
>>3455813>Hey Anon, what's dripping wet and clueless?
>>3455848>tfw greentext abuse has killed your ability to write a decent narrative
>>3455769Oh God. I almost feel compelled to draw this but I'd have to find reference material cause I can't draw worth shitAlso, captcha disapproves Captcha: leshbi don't
>>3455826http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0tNFSO_3dQPURASUMA
>>3455863>>3455863I genuinely enjoyed it. I just can't see good domination at NMM, even TAW failed at it.
>>3455851>Turn to yell at her, you're not going to look like a dork in front of your friends>She smiles, stomps out her cigarette, then levels her paintball gun at you>"Oh god pleas-">Right in the face>Your friends don't fare much better>She gets on her Harley and rides off, shouting "DWEEEEEEBS!" and shooting into the air
>>3455865>you catch her at it>my god she looks fantastic in reading glasses>"If you tell anyone I will break every bone in your body, one at a time." A pause. "I read it so I can tweak people better, alright?"
>>3455880I guess we'll find out come my time for Pony or Die...>Leth's face when I send him 2 pages of greentext
>>3455855>Anon will never call you out>Anon will never tell you "pls">Anon will never ask you specifically to do something for them>Anon will never thank you>Anon will never make you feel appreciated>you will never know how the contributors feel
>>3455769>Arms pinned together with Lyra attatched>Legs pinned together with Bonbon attatched>Crawl around the room by doing the worm
>>3455865>MMAWhat, do you think she's some kind of skinny fag that needs gay-ass holds to knock someone unconscious?Hell, I like the idea of her wrestling more than anything now that I think about it.
>>3455887>paintball to facego GIS for "paintball eye injury" anon. I'll wait.
>>3455888>"...I love you."
>>3455700>>3455778>>3455821>>3455841What if, what if, WHAT IF Celestia is like Kellhus?Holyfucking yes yes YES, new headcanon get. get so hard!
>>3455901What kind of dweeb doesn't wear glasses?
>>3455889Aw crap, I forgot I was signed up for that too.Is there some sort of frame of reference for how long your entry should be? I don't want to half-ass it when everyone else is banging out masterpieces.
I want to go to bed, stop being so fun.
>>3455909who
>>3455895It feels like getting slapped in the face by a giant flaccid dick that's yelling requests at you, and sometimes it feels good.
Time for your nightly reminder MLPG.You should just give up. Give up right now. You will never be a great autist, you just don't have the jeans.okay goodnight
>>3455895I get called out fairly often, it gets old quickit's because I keep rehashing the same ideas over and overI just can't get them right and I can never finish anythingIt's awful
>>3455911Like a page or so will be fine.Nothing overly complex, just a little description about the picture you get.
>>3455910>implying all glasses are rated for the impact of a ~3 gram projectile moving at 204.5 miles per houri shggy dggy
How do I into screencapping
>>3455886Bluh...Sorry if I fucked up with the continuation.I was honestly starting it as a joke, and was not expecting it to get fans (That it obviously has) and be expected to continue. Doesn't help that I write without a trip most of the time.
>>3455895all those things have happened to meIt doesn't feel particularly goodBit annoying sometimes, actually.I still regret ever doing anything here.
>>3455867>You wake up after a night of foalsitting Sweetie, Rarity still absent on her multiple day trip to Canterlot>You fell asleep on the couch during a kids movie you popped in for Sweetie, and are surprised to find her cuddled against your chest, her little hooves gently draped across you.>You can't help but smile and ruffle her mane, causing her to breathe deeply as she wakes up, giving you a smile as she rubs and eye with her hoof>"M-morning...">She sits up, swinging her hind legs over the edge of the couch as you sit up and stretch, smacking your lips and asking her what she'd like for breakfast>"Mmmm.....how about....an omelet!"
>>3455925WHEN IS SEASON 3I WANT TO PLAY GW2WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CUSTOM MAP SUPPORT IN DOTA 2, VALVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>3455933Anon, if you're gonna be a buzzkill, you might as well mention how Gilda isn't real
>>3455899i agree. i just wanted somebody else to say it, so that it didn't seem like i was pushing wrestling too hard.
>>3455941Continue
>>3455941I'd like to foalsit sweetie bellegiggity
>>3455944
>>3455877>you come on her face while she sleeps for a laugh>the next night, she wakes you up just before pulling the vibe out and spraying you with girlcum.
>>3455925>You will never be a great autist;_;
>>3455941But that takes time to make.Won't some cereal do?
>>3455944but don't you remember? she is. in both white skin:
>>3455944hey, you really think someone as smart as Gilda would do something as dumb as shoot paintballs at people's faces? all the other shit listed so far is trival things the cops can overlook, but put someone's eye out and shit's suddenly quite real.
>>3455925>Never be a great autistMy life is over, at least there's alcohol.
>>3455970and black skin:
>>3455947>The Steel Bitch will never throw you into the ropes and then clothesline you>You'll never turn to see her already standing on the corner, motioning for the crowd to cheer her name>You close your eyes and hope for it to be over soon as she flies towards you, elbow firstWe're not talking about lame greco-roman wrestling, right?
>>3455941When the time comes that I need to burn down everything, I will bring Sweetie.Enjoy your "omelet."
>>3455970Her face is too cute to be Gilda.
>>3455970I've seen this picture about fifty million times already and there are maybe three people posting it.
>greentext everywhere>want to join in>brain won't turn onwhyyyyyy
>>3455973> at least there's alcohol.Then you will be a writer.
>>3455972hurrrr
>>3455972>torso shots mean they can't wear that shirt ever again>a better deal than actual jail-time
>>3455981>too cute>Gilda
>>3455909Nobody else here reads the Prince of Darkness Trilogy.But Dunyain Celestia would be kind of badass.
>>3455970>>3455978I love both of these girls to death, but they just don't do Gilda for me.
>>3455992That's what I said.Gilda is not cute.Gilda is a rough bitch
>>3455969>An omelet.>Taking time to make.Really?
>>3455989as much as I hate to see paintball injuries not taken seriously enough, that does seem like her thought process. though I'd have thought she'd aim for the groin.
>>3455999>Prince of DarknessFuck, meant Prince of Nothing.Maybe I should sleep.
>>3455941>You wander into the kitchen with Sweetie right behind you, little blanket draped over her back as she yawns loudly while you get the omelet ingredients out of the fridge>She slowly drops back onto the floor, eyes closed, trying to once again fall asleep>You walk to her side and pick her up, setting the blanket over the back of a chair as you wake her up once more>"C'mon now, time to get up Sweetie. I'll show you how to make an omelet if you stay awake.">Sweetie yawns before smiling, "Okay, okay, I'll stay awake. But, how're you gonna make an omelet while carrying me?">Hmm, good point. >So you do the only sensible thing to do; You let her sit on your shoulders, her front hooves hugging the top of your head as she watches from her perch.>You whisk the eggs together in a bowl and heat a pan, telling Sweetie about being safe around hot surfaces before putting the eggs in the pan with a dash of pepper.>"What do you want on your omelet, Sweetie?">Sweetie thinks for a moment, before shouting "Cheese!"
>>3456003You can be rough while still having a cute face.
>>3456007More time than making cereal.
>>3456003BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND NOT ACTUALLY A BITCH SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO LOVE HER A BLOO BLOO
>>3456008>It's actually a shitty airsoft gun she bought at a drug store>Just strong enough to make nerds flinch, not strong enough to do any real damage
>>3456008>"There's nothing to hit down there."
>>3456000I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU YOU FURRY FAGGOT
>>3455979fuck no. two hours hasn't tempered my desire to see her in a triple-threat with Beth and Nattie.
>>3456016Impossible.
>>3455987Alcohol+Writing=Not Autistic? Alrighty then.
>>3456012>You let her sit on your shoulders, her front hooves hugging the top of your head as she watches from her perch.Hggnghh.
>>3456012LET'S GIVE HER COFEE
>Woke up this morning>jacked off>got in car>drove to work>car was pone>lost control of pone>pone ran into tree>it breaks neck>cop shows up to investigate>sees dead pone>looks at me>cop turns into pone>i get a boner>try to fuck pone>pone shoots me>i dehow com a posted about jackin of
>>3456012See, it's not that hard!You just need a good subject matter.
>>3456022Oh, she's a bitchy woman all right.She's YOUR bitchy woman.
>>3456029Gilda would have both of these girls wishing they were never born
>>3455999>>3456011fuck nathanI have respect for you, I can't believe
>>3456012This is pretty cute, anon
I HAVE PROVEN I CAN KICK YOUR ASS WHILE STANDING ON A LADDER!
>>3455937Hows about this.Totally not double posting.But say, if this develops again.It may get interesting.
I'm pretty sure I'm losing my mind. Every few days I see something I can't explain. Usually in a secluded area like a bathroom or narrow ally then it's gone. A large black figure floating a few feet above the ground. The bottom of it looks like paint dripping down to the ground but never reaching it. I always have a hard time recalling exactly what the rest of it looks like. Have any of you seen or heard of something like this?
>>3456050>ooh, ooh, bitchy woman>see how hard she drives>ooh, ooh, bitchy woman>she got your balls in a vise
>>3456055Holy crap that pony has an enormous head.
>>3456025>implying airsoft pellets can't put an eye out too
>>3456008Groin shots from a paintball marker hurt like a bitch.First or second time I went out back when I was 11 or 12, I took four shots to the groin in a game of Attack & Defend. And they didn't break, they bounced.
>>3456012THE MOUNTAIN LIVES
>>3456064sounds like a brian tumorrip anon
>>3456064You're gonna die, anon.Sounds like Death is keeping his eye on you.
>>3456064Severe Pony Deprivation Most of the time people don't even notice until it's too late.
>>3456012>You open the fridge and pull out some shredded cheese, careful not to bonk Sweetie against the freezer>Sweetie begins to hum a tune while you cook, and soon you're trying to follow her tune yourself.>You fold the omelet over and ask if Sweetie wants anything else on it. "Ketchup! But only a little.">You get the bottle out and she asks to use it from where she sits, so you hold the plate up next to your head while you wait for the tell tale noise of a ketchup bottle being used to cease.>When she's finished you pull the plate down to look at her handiwork.>A rough looking red smiley face looks back at you, and Sweetie pats your head, "That one's yours. Now let's make mine!"
>>34560642spooky4me
>>3456053Is White Luck Warrior only god? I thought The Judging Eye was a little on the meh side compared to the first trilogy.
>>3455482>>3455487>>3455497>the mare's angry yells become frightened shouts when she sees you coming>you gesture to your minions and they flip her over>with her unarmored belly now exposed you kneel down and start undoing the straps holding her gold plate armor on>while you watch you wait for the perfect moment to strike>she licks her hips>keep waiting>she glares at you>a little more>she opens her mouth to shout defiance>NOW!>you bend down and seal your lips around her navel before blowing>the shout dies in her throat when you hit her with your first raspberry>you bring your mouth back down again and are met with silence, then once more in a different area>this once produces a quickly stiffed giggle>a few more fast raspberries have her laughing and playfully pushing at you with her hooves>you wave your stallions away and shift your focus to her wings>she gasps as you gently pinch the base of her wings before moving out across the delicate limbs>as your nimble fingers play across her wings she coos and relaxes her body>you step back and tell her to stand up and remove her armor>she does so eagerly and spreads her wings>her soft feathers part between your fingers before you spread you hand wide and massage the base of each wing with your thumb and middle finger>with your other hand you scratch her remarkably well cared for mane>looking back to your minions you see each of them trying to get the others to scratch them or massage them>as fun as this is its time to move on to the unicorn>what's you game plan?
>>3456070hopefully that ruined all chance of you reproducing.seriously though the bounces hurt more than the breaks. shit sucks.
>>3456070the only bouncer i've ever had was to the fingers.
>>3456064FUCK IT, ANON
>>3456018An omelet is more nutritionally filling.(Even if its disgusting.)
>>3456064Gotta take a break from them drugs anon
>>3456079>ketchup in eggsAbsolutely Disgusting
>>3456082>only godany good*FUCK. Time to sleep.
>>3456070>not wearing a cup
>>3456095Only the mustard remains.
>>3456082>only god>some cry
>>3456090You're obviously just not putting the right ingredients in it.
>>3456095Because...?
>>3456079What kind of cheese?Choose wisely.
>>3456064Doesn't ring any bells here. You tried asking /x/ yet? They used to be the go-to guys for identifying or at least making up creepy stories to go with unknown figures and creepy shenanigans. Haven't been over there for over a year, though.
>>3456097I did every time after that.Haven't been out to a field in years though. Used to take pictures for a church group that would go out, but that hasn't been active for at least five years.
>>3456083How well can the group pretend to be unaffected? I'm thinking, if they can fake regrouping long enough, he can be caught off-guard.
>>3456090>disgustingI mean an omelet can be loaded with whatever you want, do you just not like eggs?
>>3456040I suppose that's my greatest problem. Sometimes I have issues coming up with interesting or just plain simple ideas.
>>3456115>that feel
>>3456115>>3456120>also that feelwe bros now?
>>3456102BecauseMy >opinion
>>3456103Uh, I dunno, Cheddar? American? I like lots of different kinds of cheese in my omelets.
>>3456103Best one is Munster.
>>3456103?
>>3456103colby jack
>>3456115Hmm, I seem to have the opposite problem (Lots of ideas but can't find the energy or brainpower to turn it into reality)Writing is difficult
>>3456103AgedExtra SharpCheddarNo items
>>3455807>>3455884>>3455898>you suddenly remember that Lyra's birthday is just few days away>you yell out a warning, but it is too late as the sound of Pinkie Pie crashing through the front door reaches your ears>the three of you can her searing randomly through the house while she calls for Lyra to come out and tell her what kind of party she wants>eventually she reaches the room the three of you are in and stops talking>confused, she cocks her head to the side and tries to figure out what she's looking at>she shrugs then opens her mouth and shouts "BANZAI!">she launches forwards like a rocket and wraps your midsection in a tight hug
>>3456137If Pinkie Pie went uncurled for a single day she'd have stallions and mares lined up to bone her.
>>3456101>>3456112I blame my high school protein loading.>tfw weight classesBut no, to be honest, scrambled eggs are disgusting.
Anon = Ranceyou help and support pones by fucking themle prove le me le wrong
>>3456142>SUDDENLY PINK PONEThis is gonna get weird, isn't it? I'm not objecting, mind you.
>>3456137I'm similar. Shit tons of ideas for both art and writing, even when I start I can get a full head of steam going on either. It's just igniting that head of steam.
>>3456137I have that same issue whenever I try to write something original. I start to write and all of a sudden all these other new ideas start piling up and I can't focus on any one idea at a time anymore.
>>3456137I have ideas, I just don't have ENOUGH ideas to be able to string them all together into a coherent story.Hence why all I can make is shitty >greentext
>>3456147You're not one of those softboiled faggots are you
>>3456079I suppose a real end should happen>You begin work on Sweetie's omelet when the door to the boutique opens, causing you to lean away from the stove to look into the parlor>Twilight stands just inside, and she gives you a strange look when she sees Sweetie on your head>Sweetie waves, so Twilight waves back with an awkward smile on her face before telling you she has a message from Rarity.>Rarity is going to be a day later than expected, so she'd like you to watch Sweetie a little longer.>You merely shrug, making Sweetie bounce and grab your head with a giggle, "That's alright by me.">Sweetie cheers, "Hey, let's make an omelet for Twilight!">You look at Twilight, then at the stove, dashing back to it before Sweetie's omelet can burn.>"No, give that one to Twilight! Twilight! Come here!">Twilight enters the room in time to get an omelet with another smiley face on it, this time with a rough horn drawn near the top.>Eventually an omelet is made for Sweetie, and the three of you enjoy a simple breakfast together, laughing and chatting before your days really begin.
>>3456147Reminds me of my mom. I can't cook her a lot of meats when I visit cause she grew up on a farm with cows, lambs, and ponies.
Hey, guys?I need some help.I'm losing control...How did you feel when you first felt the urge to fap to pony stuff? Written pony stuff... I'm trying to resist, but I feel like I want to, but when I think about how weird it is I don't want to...What do I do?
>>3456146What about slightly curled?
You writing is like playing texas hold em but only having a rock to wagerNo one wants to win a rock, Nathan.No one wants to win a rock.
>>3456157>>3456154>>3456159>>3456137>>3456115
>>3456146She's already got that
>>3456168That depends, what is it?
>>3456168
>>3456161No, god no.But I can fry an egg like a motherfucker.Without oil, All i need is water and a lid.
FUCK THOSE PONESFUCK EM ALL
>>3456168>resistoooorrrrrhow about you act like a normal human being and realize that you can masturbate to whatever you want ever because it's not realand just fap to what you feel the desire to fap toif you want to fap to itfap to itif you don'tdon't
>>3456168Just do it. Nobody here is gonna think any less of you
>>3456173I'm trying, Batman! I'm trying! But no ideas are coming out of my head!At this rate I'll have NOTHING to show at the VN meeting tomorrow...
>>3456168Go ahead and do it. Just don't tell anyone.
>>3456164I would very much like to cook for a Sweetie belle ;_;
>>3456185>That feelShit, I still have things to write. And it's 5:30am already.I'm going to sleep and have less than 6 hours to pump out some ideas, fuck me.
>>3456172I think Porcelain Secrets is the only truly solid Pony fic I've written. All of my attempts at serious stuff have been shit or just poorly executed. Pony Feathers was okay but struck down by canon which makes it worthless in my eyes.I really should be trying to write more and improve on my skills, but I haven't even been able to work up the drive to read much of anything lately, let alone write.
>>3456190I would very much like to cock Sweetie Belle for a a night.
>>3456177This>>3456181>>3456183>>3456189That's the problem, part of me wants to, the other part of me doesn't.And I'd feel ashamed for doing it... They are ponies, for fuck's sake.
>>3456168Where do you think you are?
>>3456173I will as soon as you catch Luke Skywalker again.
would you wash Gilda in the shower? would you get on your knees and scrub her washboard stomach and toned butt and muscular legs? could you continue to, even as she started to hump your face?
>>3456190The only better one maybe would be Apple Bloom. Because she could teach you how to cook something as well.That and the smell of fresh baked apples, and the cozy feeling of cooking in a warm home with a small family who cares about you.
>>3456168you man uplook at what you think will give you the biggest most rock hard erection everand if you fap to it. you just go with it.congratulations your a sickfuckif not. you'll laugh at it and move on.
>>3456198Just keep thinking about the pony. Don't stoop as low as we have before.
>>3456213That's kinda weird, but sure.I hope it's okay if I scrub with my tongue, though.
>>3456170Personally I don't like slightly curled for Pinkie. Looks a little generic and humanFor me it's the juxtaposition of her being the plucky and outgoing one, but her natural hair usually being assigned to more straight-laced characters. It's like she has some kind of hidden elegance and sophistication that she doesn't mask, but rather channels it into her exuberance and wit.
>>3456198Oh, that old thing. Yeah that's fine. Don't feel regret for fapping to things man, it's all good.Also, a whole quest was built around that particular greentext. Though I can't say if it contained the same level of...intimacy since I didn't participate.
>>3456213>femdomunf
>>3456215>That and the smell of fresh baked apples, and the cozy feeling of cooking in a warm home with a small family who cares about you.Dammit, it's too late to do Ppplebloom feels.
>>3456213Only if I get to engage in some "deep cleaning" if you know what I mean.
>>3456215>"Take a gander over here, city-mouse! Lemme show ya how proper home cookin's done!"
>>3456221are you literally insane
>>3456226And whose fault is THAT?!Hint: It's Gilda's fault.
>>3456232Deal w/ it.Gilda's smokin' hot.
>>3456221>Looks a little generic and humanHuh, now that I look at it I can see where you're coming from. Course it might be the pic itself.
>>3456151That's as far as I'm taking it.
>>3456237I guess she's hot in the way that she's gonna die in a motorcycle accident before she turns 40 and hadn't settled down before then.
>>3456229>she's wearing an apron over her usual work clothes, with her red bandana tied over her hair like an improvised hair-net
>>3456224Read it and find out?https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.htmlINTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxxPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADPART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9BONUS 7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanonPART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeipPART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRryPART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwBPART 11: http://pastebin.com/hnziXgghPART 12: http://pastebin.com/J7HPiMdvPART 13: http://pastebin.com/QZMC66xM - END
My favorite pony is Luna because she likes video games like me.
>>3456237Not really.These past two threads have been a real bore.
>>3456173I actually went and borrowed an art book today. Seems to be about sketching objects and buildings.It should be a good read
>>3456251>she's wearing nothing but a lace apron
Have YOU taken the third and final brony survey?Remember, if Doctor Psych Ology doesn't hear from us 'hidden bronies' he's not going to get a full and accurate picture of the fandom!Trigger warning: web designhttp://www.bronystudy.com/id3.html
>>3456232if you got a problem with Gilda, we got two words for ya.suck it.
>>3456253>noncanonJesus christThere's a point where this needs to stop
>>3456251guys...if ponies went to the beach, would fluttershy be afraid of sharks?
>>3456226>>3456229>Apple Bloom hums a little song as she goes about her business>"All you hafta do is take a cuppa flour, add it to the mix~"
>>3456257You know there's literally been loads of non-Gilda discussion outside of the other two anons and Snarky that have been doing Gilda, right?
>>3456264She's a bitch.And I don't like it.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tournamentofmemesxD
>>3456251>Before you can react you feel a tug at your arm, Granny smith is pulling you towards Applebloom.>"If you can gawk, you can help!"
>>3456273then we have no interest in you.
>>3456215that sounds adorable for some reason or another...
>>3456268>she sways her hips to the rhythm of her humming
>>3456277What a shame.
>>3456266She would try and hug them because they would look like big under water teddy bears to her.
>>3456263>Do you feel that you receive GUIDANCE from the message of love and tolerance that MLP:FiM portrays?>love and toleranceGilda/10, Window closed, would not fill again
>>3456110It's late and you seem to be the only one left so I'm going to make this short.>you give the three neglected ponies a quick ear scratch before ordering them into formation>you newest acquisition puts her armor back on and follows you>your group follows behind you and helps you plan the attack on their former leader>by the time you reach is location the plan has been finished>you stay behind and send them on ahead>he's overjoyed by the fact that they are all alive and well and loudly tells them how radical it is that none of them got caught by the human>one of the stallions casually reaches up and thwacks his horn>you race towards him, eager to put your part of the plan into action before he recovers>what was you plan again?
http://i.imgur.com/iPKbC.png
>>3456304I'd go for his week point, but I don't expect him to go down easy
>>3456308>advice dog derivatives>memesMeh.
>>3456263WE MUST STUDY. WE MUST LEARN. THEY MUST BE DOCUMENTED.
>>3456288I like to think it's nice because when you're finished cooking, you turn around to a table occupied by those you consider family. All of them smiling as you and Apple Bloom set trays of hot food in front of them, thanking you for cooking for them that day before digging in.It might be a hard job working with the Apples, but I'll be damned if it wouldn't be worth it for moments like that.
>>3456304Keep using his horn like one of those door stop springs.
Sweetie Belle Omelet thing for anyone who wants it.
>That feel when toking it up with mlpg on a wednesday morning[Weed]
I just got home.Two things, sorry if they've already been covered, I ctrl-f'd but got nothing.1) This thread doesn't seem to be marked.2) Is the sub down? I had to leave during Lunaquest, right when things started to get adorable, but now it won't load.
So are you people writing these greentexts drawing from experience?
>>3456331For some things, yeah. Others, like sexing colorful equines, not so much.
>>3456328>that feel when want to but too socially awkward to find a dealer
>>3456328My nigga
>>3456320Perhaps, we can steal this for the teenage Applebloom stuff we have developing?
>>3456331Somewhat.
>>3456330I guess we aren't marked yetI feel nakedhttp://mlpg.co/q/res/52123.html
>>3456342NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>34563301) It isn't.2) Working fine for me.http://mlpg.co/q/res/52123.html#52938
>>3456330>tfw we realize we aren't marked
>>3456331Why is she doing that with her tounge
>>3456355She fell asleep on the job
>>3456342Sure thing man, I know you guys are doing those kinds of things. Don't have to ask me first.
>>3456339>That feel when you'd love to help out anon but you know there's no practical way to do it and he probably wouldn't let you if you could
>>3456357Because
>>3456357Because she's adorable
>>3456289>oh hey, that's a cute gif>SUDDENLY ASS SHOTnow i remember why i don't like anime
>>3456331I actually possess an animate bottle of Tabasco shaped like a pony, and we have adventures.
>>3456313Get the group to roll him over while you keep his horn occupied, then go for the belly.
>>3456339>go out to find dealer>walk away with a bag of spaghetti>how could this happen
>>3456368Who's a silly pony?Yes you are!Yes you are!
>>3456308What is this mad and why do I feel it
>>3456359
Would you sniff Gilda's smelly boots after she wore them all day?
>>3456379
>>3456380I don't understand this mad either, but I'm pretty sure it's healthy to feel it
>>3456361You should join us.It's good fun.
>>3456385That picture is just better because you can imagine her saying "I AM!" with the part from Baby Cakes where she says just that over and over again
>>3456389I wouldn't want to spoil the premise with too many cooks in the kitchen, so to speak. Next time I see one going on I'll consider hopping in, as long as it isn't a long one by one author. I hate interrupting.
>>3456385...I just realised I've been viewing this picture upside down the ever since the first time I saw it.
>>3456406all things considered, I'd say we do a pretty good job of accomodating our multitude of cooks
>>3456313>>3456321>you reach him and smack his horn like one of those door stops you would play with as a kid>instead of making that addicting sound he shouts "UNCOOL!">again>"NOT RADICAL!">again>"TOTALLY BOGUS!">done playing you grab his horn tight and start scratching his ears>it has no effect>worried, you scratch harder then move to the underside of his chin>when neither of those phase him in the slightly you start to panic>after giving his horn a final whack you have him flipped over>the moment your hand touches his belly he melts>you can see his eyes full of fear as he feels himself slipping away>he begs for you to let him go but you don't listen>seconds before he surrenders himself to the belly rub he speaks his final word>T-TWILY!>a few days later you dump the five nearly catatonic guardsponies in the nearest town and grab a mare that was watering her garden>life is good
>>3456414...Me too. It's better upside-down, though. She looks more hysterical.
>>3456406It's split into two separate fics enough as it is.We have kept it organized, but I agre->>3456415Well this got awkward.>Write that Big Mac.
Would you go on a roadtrip with MLPG?
>>3456422Good show
>>3456385She ain't the only silly pony.
Alos I don't thibk this thrread is marked
>>3456427It would be a terrible experience, but yesI would
Do you think Apple Bloom farts as proudly as she burps?
>>3456427>Would you go on a roadtrip with a bunch of strangersFuck n-Actually, yeah that sounds like fun.>Everyone from MLPG on a giant bus playing multiplayer Mario Kart on their DSes
>>3456427>every time we pass a pedestrian they roll down the windows and yell "RAPE">every 5 minutes they all want to know what I'm listening tono thanks
>>3456425...Which one?And what do you mean about it being split into two fics? where's the divergence?
>>3456435>set up a DCerver so we can all share our horse porn
haha oh wowI can't wait to see the results of this survey
>>3456415>>3456425That's quite the branching you've got there.I'll think about it. If there's a spot to put my foot in the door next time I see it going I might give it a try.For now though, I need to hit the hay.G'night MLPG, have a pleasant morning.
>>3456441>part pony>not being all ponyDragon tier plebeians
>>3456442May you dream of your favorite pony's flowing mane.
>>3456442g'night Asp
>>3456439>>3456442I was the one that injured the quester.And felt like shit about it
Would the explosive expansion of the Pony fanbase have been the way it is if My Little Pony hadn't existed at all prior to Generation 4's cartoons?
>>3456425I always assumed that unless they directly contradict stuff going on in the "main" reply-chain, the diverging reply-chains are simply separate scenes in the same continuity
>>3456427Might be fun.
>>3456428Glad you liked it.
>>3456459don't worry about itat least you didn't give us a black eye
>>3456460Well I really don''t know.It would still be viewed as a cartoon for little girls and MLP wasn't the only one back then so the stigma would still exist.I don't really think that it would be that much of a difference
>>3456460I don't think any of the previous MLP generations had any influence on the popularity of Gen4. Some of the personalities and story bits from the original were used to help make the new MLP but it's a good show in it's own merit. That being said I do wonder if /co/ originally would have watched it at all if it weren't so ridiculous to be watching a MLP show.
>Crossfit
>reading last thread>people genuinely think that Sentenal made the Quest worse by linking itNo, not at all. The problem was with everyone suggesting fucking retarded decisions, like History. Delayed Aspirant a ton whilst we tried to point out how silly that was to you, so less time spent doing stuff
>>3456460I don't know, I think subversiveness was a big draw for a lot of people.
>>3456494What's the problem here?
>>3456494Oh god her backI don't even lftf and I know that's bad
>>3456494/fit/ pls post ponies
>>3456487Some older gen fans hate g4 actually.
>>3456480No, but i love seeing a cap of what I did before I left for work.
>>3456507
>>3456495I agree, he was kind of used as a scapegoat. I think the problem is that Aspirant's quests have gotten pretty popular now and there's a lot more anons and opinions this time around.The quest has a purpose, and that is to waifu Luna. That should be the goal when suggesting decisions.
>>3456516>G3: Just a background characterSo nothing's really changed there
Fuck it, I should go to bed.
>>3456536>Fuck itI would
>>3456548wouldn't that burn
>>3456553Wrap it up first
>>3456553I prefer to call it "additional stimulation".
>>3456536hindlegs need work
miLes...;_;
>Mfw crossfit
So we're pretty dead so I have a dilemma that needs settlingI want to watch something before I bed and need to decide between Bladerunner and the last 3 episodes of Cowboy Bebop Admittedly I have never seen either.
>>3456548HowI mean she's like smaller than your palm
>>3456570Cowboy Bebop
>>3456570Blade Runner.
>>3456570Harrison Ford is a robot and Spike dies
>>3456575Stretch it over your dick as a cocksock
>>3456581FUCK YOU.
>>3456560>>3456558>>3456553>>3456548>Not slamming her body against the floor.>Not scooping up her bod-You know what, never mind, I was going to bed.
>>3456567Well that was a sad post
>>3456585I clearly tagged my spoilers
>>3456567Oh boy, another needlessly ponified reaction image.
>>3456589>They will never spice up the night
>>3455769>>3455884Hey y'all. Check my shitty sketch.
>>3456599>not liking ponified reaction images
>>3456604hehe, how far in do your arms have to go before it;s considered vore?
>>345660410/10
>>3456599But he created his own one based on a format
>>3456583>not having Scootaloo for a cocksock
>>3456596Oh well, you just took some joy out of my life for the next few hours.
>>3456609I'm pretty sure it's already voreIt's a good think it's cute, otherwise I'd be disgusted
>>3456570BebopPrepare for good music and feels
>>3456604>multifellatio.jpg
>>3456583Isn't she made of glass though?Glass isn't stretchy at all. Unless heated up to like several hundred degrees.
>>3456619But I do, Anonymous.I do.
>>3456609Don't give them any ideas.
>>3456621Either go watch ponies or find out if I'm lying
>>3456632It's a marshmallow pone made out of marshmallow glass
>>3456643Considering the "Fuck You" post, I think I can figure it out. I'll just go straight to bed I guess.
>>3456624>>3456609Not vore, just silly hand/arm sucking.Whatever floats your boat
>>3456516>anime invented big eyesFUCKFUCKINGTHE JAPS LEARNED FROM AMERICAN ANIMATORSEVER NOTICED HOW BUGS BANNY HAS HUEG EYESFUCKRFUCKFFADSFDXZASFDS
>>3456648Do you really think the main character dies?
I don't know how to answer this.
>>3456653bang
>>3456648I've never actually watched all of Cowboy Bebop and I slept through Blade RunnerEither way, good night!
>>3456659Horsefuckers
>>3456659just put church. MLPG is founded on christian values
>>3456659Rape Culture
>>3456659Community Group, of course. By the way, when do you get your member card? I payed the fee a week ago but I still haven't received it.
>>3456661>all this offtopic shitGood thing you're leaving
>>3456659what the fuck is that for
>>34566750/10
>People trying to figure how to fuck Tabasco.Stay classy
>>3456682It may be easier when you're a female.
>>3456675oh god I was shitposting this whole time and I didn't even realize itplease don't report me to the Dunking Stallion, I'll be good I promise
>>3456659National Canadian Horsefuckers Society
>>3456678>>3456263
>>3456682I already know how.I'm also sexually frustrated so I have to inject sex into everything including Tabasco
>>3456678see: >>3456263
>>3456682It's a sad sight. Even more than usual.
>>3456263That trigger warning was not enough.My eyes are almost bleeding.
>>3456686Or a Swiffer.
>>3456652>Donald Duck inspired Osamu Tezuka>Osamu Tezuka inspired generations of manga artists til today>anime/manga influenced Faust's generation>the ponies are actually highly evolved forms of ducks
>>3456082>>3456096I haven't read it yet, tbh, my English is nowhere good to read Bakker in the original. I was waiting for decent translation.>>3455937i assume you are not in the mood to continue it?
>>3456682Would you fuck Mayonnaise?
>>3456710Now you're just being gross for the sake of being gross
>Do you feel that you receive GUIDANCE from the message of love and tolerance that MLP:FiM portrays?Constanza and the shig digs - I seriously hope
>>3456705>tfw you will never be a Swiffer and have Tobasco crushing on you all the time
> someone is better than kevinsano at yoshifaceEven on this field he got beaten, ahaha.
>>3456725>Constanza and the shig digs - I seriously hope
>>3456729HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3456726>You will never have a giant product themed pony jump on your bed and literally crush you with cuddles
>>3456725> the message of love and tolerance that MLP:FiM portrays?What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3456706but ponies are basically flash-animated versions of deer.
>>3456707Catch me tomorrow, and I will see what I can do.
>>3456729That's...really not even a pony anymore, is it?
>>3456726Fucking wat.
>>3456263>what is your current marital status>Single >Married >Separated >Divorced >Widowedwait..
> actual marshmallow insides
>>3456729Oh boy, I fucking love F'murr.
>>3456761InterestingI like it
>>3456744It looks like a Fraggle had sex with a Lemming and the offspring was extracted, inserted into a Yoshi egg, and then that Yoshi egg was put into a blender with a fluffy, and then Lil Miss Jay drank the resulting mixture and bled out the results from his anus, and that Yoshi-incubated LemminFraggle hybrid bloodshitstain was then sprayed across an office wall in the FurAffinity datacenter, causing some short circuit in the very fabric of the internet, from which this monstrosity sprang.
>>3456761>Create a new character solely for the purpose of drawing it having sexwhy
>f I see someone wearing a MLP:FiM shirt I immediately look more positively at that person. >Watching MLP:FiM is like a religion to me, I am a convert to the Brony faith.OH FUCKMY SIDES
>11 pages surveyWhat
>>3456761So she's like, a housework pony?
>>3456788Is that really such a strange thing?Porn is literally the only thing I made my OC forand for shitposting in the piss, but that's just a fun side effect
>>3456788>every OC ever>yes, including Marker
>>3456788Why not? No reason to ruin "normal" OC for "bronies" and tumblr followers.
>>3456613
>>3456802marker pone porn where
>>3456788Surprisingly common within the furry fandom. >tfw you create an OC for the sole purpose of her being humiliated
>>3456801It just feels like such squandered time.At least when Geeg creates a new character he tries to make it memorable and interesting beyond sex.
>>3456816Hopefully nowhereShe is pure
>>3456819>Do you feel that you receive GUIDANCE from the message of love and tolerance that the furry fandom portrays?
>>3456836404 shit not found
>>3456825HAHAHAHAA
>>3456819>created an OC for the same reason>she's basically a self insert
>>3456816MARKER IS PURE YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>3456849>implying Marker doesn't have a crush on AnonWhy do you suppose she hangs around here all the time?
>>3456816Never you asshole.
>I feel/believe I have a special kinship with the ponies on MLP:FiM.>I feel/believe that I am NOT 100% human, but in fact truly "part" pony.>I feel/believe that I have a mystical/spiritual connection with the ponies on MLP:FiM.>If I "cosplay" (dress as a MLP:FiM character) I feel/believe that I have a stronger connection to the ponies on MLP:FiM.What kind of questions are this?
>>3456816>anons everywhere swear they have had sex with Marker>little do they know it was only the Slutty Mare in her ever-shifting guise>Slutty Mare cares for Marker like a sister and vows to never let her be corrupted>it's the one fetish that gives her pause, but Slutty Mare loves MLPG all the same
>Read Brony fan fiction on the web>Brony fan fiction>Fanfiction about broniesHOW HORRIFYING
>>3456848>sheToo bad you aren't a girl IRL, huh?
>>3456849>>3456829>>3456860>>3456862>We have made porn of literally everything>Coke, Pizza, Swiffers, Tabasco, none were spared>We have managed to exercise restraint for Marker poneI'm proud of youNo really.
>>3456870I would be the sluttiest mare, you don't even know
>>3456864http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16520/Knighty-and-Poultron%27s-Gay-Day-In
>>3456761>New Doxy
>>3456876>this is why we can dream of having nice things
>>3456876I'm usually all for ruining something with drawings, but there...
>>3456876It's really very interesting how this has happened. We as a collective agreed to this, and it stuck.
>>3456884we slutty mare now?
>>3456904how be slutter mare
>>3456903>>3456901>>3456876>LET"S ALL TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT IS THAT ABSOLUTELY NO PORN OF MARKER PONY HAS HAPPENED>LET US CONTINUE EXPRESSING WONDER>I KNOW OF NO WAY THAT THIS COULD END BADLY
>>3456903At one point it will inevitably happen, because sooner or later somebody is going to get really buttmad about it and will keep requesting it everywhere until somebody actually draws it.
>>3456907step 1: find penisstep 2: put penis in mouth
>>3456912I don't think any artist would like to be hated here because of something like that.
>>3456915this seems difficult
>>3456913>>3456917>Ross draws humanized Marker pornography
>>3456912Yeah what >>3456917 saidA lot of people would be unhappy with the artistWe're fine, unless Ross tries to draw something recognisable
>>3456903> We as a collective agreed to this, and it stuck.Haha, no.No one's got around to it yet, is all.
>>3456903>>3456912>>3456913I don't pretend that it won't happen. The miracle is that we didn't want it to.
>>3456925Well they've had like, a year to do it now
>>3456924>unhappy with the artist for drawing porn of a character>unhappyHoly fuck how fucking BRONY can you get
>>3456918it can't be your own penis, anon.
>>3456917You're probably right.
>>3456928Because you morons never made a deal of it.Now guess what.
>>3456931Surely it'd be the opposite? I'd be eating up whatever shit is thrown at me
>>3456938Are you new? We've done this a lot of times.
>>3456495No, he made it worse by posting inane garbage in it.
>>3456939Nope. Only a brony would get so attached to a cartoon pony (an "OC" nonetheless) to be 'unhappy' with an artist who decides to draw porn of it.
>>3456925It is an unspoken law.I'd rather just draw marker cuddling with anon anyway.
god damn it. anyone have any slutty mare greentext handy?
>>3456948Or, you know, MLPG.msostly because it takes very little reason for MLPG to get irritated and unhappy now
Good morning, MLPG. I'm calling to make sure you have adequate funds for payment.
>>3456954One with Marker pony, preferably?
>>3456938>>3456928>>3456925I dunno, we ARE MLPG, and this IS 4chan. If it did happen I have a feeling we'd be liable to laugh it off.Besides, pure or unpure, she's still our Marker. Her getting a few dicks in her doesn't change that fact or who she is.
>>3456948Or I just don't like porn or something? Who the fuck cares, really
>>3456956If what you're arguing is that MLPG is brony, I agree.
>>3456959>getting a few dicks in her doesn't change that fact or who she is.
I want Stern to leave.png
>>3456960Apparently, MLPG.
>>3456958Actually, no. Just generic slutty mare is fine.
>>3456946He made one or two dumb suggestions. Honestly, the bulk of those he said were far better than a lot of the crap a lot of people were saying we should do
>>3456954I've got some slutty mare conversion texts, but none that involve a visit from the Slutty Mare herself
>>3456962Then why the fuck are you here, if you hate it so much? Jesus
>>3456959Exactly, this is 4chan, where everyone has the right to make porn out of everything, disrespect everyone with no consequence, and mindlessly and viciously hate everyone. 4chan is freedom at it's purest form.
>>3456970
>>3456976>4chan is freedom at it's purest form.Except with a fuckton of rules you mean?There are places that offer far far more "freedom"
>>3456976Except it's not, if artists are now constrained by their audience being "unhappy" with them. About the subject matter of what they draw.
>>3456976You don't understandWe are also free to love
>>3456973>>3456978Thank you, gentlemen.
>>3456975Who said I hate it? I think you need to calm down, anon.
>>3456971I don't care, he decided to put on a name and trip with those poor choices, so my right to hate him trumpets everything else. If you can't handle it, well I guess the quest isn't really worth saving.
>>3456789>3>4>5>6>7>8>9nice sequence broalso who the fuck said that? link?
>>3456991No problemI'd love to actually >contribute something, but it's way too late for me to be writing coherently. I'll be going to bed soon enough.
>>3456992I assumed you were that guy throwing a fit about the other guy not liking porn and that making him a brony.Came across as very negative of both bronies in general and by extension the thread
>>3456985>nowBut that's been the case ever since artists have been a thingWhat the fuck
>>3456973wait. that'soh fuck me
>>3456985>>34569824chan is freedom if you're anonymous, since that is what it's always traditionally been about. If you're anonymous, you have nothing to lose if someone hates on you. If you take up a name, you give up your rights of immunity from the collective wrath.
>>3456985>Artists are now constrained by people being unhappy with what they produce>nowDo you even watch the reaction to Ross appearing in this thread?Its not a new constraint, never was.
>>3456996But he then removed the trip and went anonStop using him as a scapegoat
>reddit is making a pony visual novel>with humanized ponies>at a high school
>>3457021HA
>>3457019So did Mito and Ross, doesn't mean I should stop bitching about them.
>>34570214chan made a cripple vn with humans in a high school.
>>3457021reddit is fun but /r/mylittlepony is the most cancerous cancer in Cancerville.
>>3457029>Not f7u12
>>3457021!!!Let's hope it crash and burns.
>visual novelwhat the fuck does this even meanyou mean a picture book rightlike what we read as children
What should I draw, MLPG?
>>3457021>internet in charge of being original
>>3457036Marker pony porn.
>>3457030ok that's pretty bad tooalso atheism and politics
>>3457021>atlas loves the idea and buys it>they turn it into persona 5
>>3457026Yes it does. You should bitch at their dumb ideas, because they're anonymous
>>3457039But I don't draw porn
>>3457036>recent conversationOH BOY HERE WE GO
>>3457030>>3457029>not /r/4chan
>>3457045Well then, what do you draw?
>>3457048Whatell me that's not real
>>3457045Rarity wearing Applejack's hat.
>>3457050Gee I wonder?
>>3457051oh it's real
>>3457046I didn't read the thread, what's so...important about it?>>3457050Boring things
>>3457002And finally thisTrigger warning: Contains OC ponies and was first posted in the pissalso, the full one is on my pastebin
>>3457048>look at rules>"no direct links to 4chan allowed">a picture of moot's head right above the rules is a direct link to 4chani dont understand how all that autism could be in one place
>>3457039>Look at me guys I'm going against the flow and trying to force what would be a natural development in MLPG anywayYo ushoudl know by now that forcing soemthign isn't going to get it donelook at the bedwetting spam, for example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIGaDXH9v2o&feature=player_embeddedmy whole life was a lie
>>3457051http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan>1,134,926 "summerfags" - subscribers>23rd most popular subreddit
>>3457057>>3457051http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
>>3457069Kill me now
>>3457060>Anything about Jimmies outside of the context of 4chan will also be removed.NAZI MODERATORS
>>3457069ughi had no idea it was that popular
>>3457062
>>3457069>Remember, this is not 4chan.THEN WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A FUCKING 4CHAN SUBREDDIT YOU PUTRID RETARD
>>3457031I wouldn't say I want to see them crash and burn, but, well...
>>3457077>>3457071>>3457069>double the subscribers of /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu>the rage face subredditHoly fuck
>>3457070>Anything about Jimmies outside of the context of 4chan will also be removed.whwhat
>>3457084>every post is literally taken from /b/Good fucking lord
>>3457082Woudln't you rather have MLPG make one?
OK STOP TALKING ABOUT REDDITHEY LOOK GUYSLOOKITIT'S A CUTE CARTOON TALKING HORSELET'S TALK ABOUT HER AND/OR HER FRIENDS
>>3457066Wow. That's... really impressive.
>>3457098>trying to force discussion>with a shitty topic
>>3457098Yes, let's>>3457097Aren't we doing one?
Well, at least it's not 9fag.
>>3457066Shit. Now my brain feels fuzzy
>>3457097Yes.Go away and get back to work.
>>3457098WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE FEATURES OF THAT HORSE?THESE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE FEATURES OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE HORSES
>>3457082>tfw you lend your notes to everyone because you have a readable handwriting
>>3457102>actually talking about ponies>shitty topicpiss-swimmer pls
>>3457097Okay, what are our dating optionsMarker (platonic relationship)Slutty Mare (all sex, low commitment)...uh
>>3457082>Twilight being the tsundere oneI'm not okay with this
>>3457104Right in the hhhnnnngsEvery time
>>3457021It'll never get off the ground.
>>3457104yes>>3457098yes
>>3457113>implying "talk about the ponies" isn't vague as fuckIf you're going to start discussion, at least get creative and try harder than five seconds
>>3457114
>>3457110>too busy to style mane>her hair is naturally straightUh huh.
someone should stream Mulan
>>3457114I would a marker pone in an MLPG VN
UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html>>3457122hey cosine, how are you managing your human resources on that project?
>>3457121I seem to have a curse.I'll be working on something original, then someone else will start the exact same thing and overtake me.Not this time.>>3457133>markerpony$20 DLC
>>3457133But sex is against Marker's religion and she wishes she could save Slutty Mare's damned soul
>Implying you guys are not waiting for LK to draw chubby Marker Pony to fap to it because it's the closer to your fetish she will get
>>3457136Rarity why are you so aloof
>>3457136We're moving to Skype today. Hopefully
>>3457145>implying I like chubby poneShit's gross
>>3457145N-No...it's just cute...
>>3457142You have to understand that even if she doesn't have actual experience with sex she has the general's in depth (if skewed) knowledge on the act it selfIt wouldn't be forbidden or anything silly like that
>>3457140I'd pay it
>>3457140Already pre-ordered.
>>3457148>>3457140Writing aside, what does the code/engine look like?>tfw writing the story is the easy part
>>3457155Her idea of the ultimate expression of love is brutal rape
>>3457127But it goes all poofy when she's having funIt doesn't seem like she has control over it
>>3457167>You will never have mood-controlled hair
>>3457156>>3457159I was joking. But I'll have to solicit donations. Also joking.>>3457161Ren'Py. We still need vector and "CG" artists.
>>3457058that pressed all of the good buttons in my head, right up until the halfway point. then it turned to shit and I pulled the ejection handles.
>>3457171Yet another disgusting Jap influence on our beloved MLP franchise
>>3457179...what?
>>3457173Is the problem organization and management for you?
Fuck you all I'm going to go draw Marker Pone sexually and keep it to myself
>>3457173renpy looks pretty interesting to usecg and vector art would definitely be annoying to get, i can see that.what're you guys doing about music?
>>3457179I've never seen mood-controlled hair in any of my Japanese animes
a gwap stop
>>3457178sorry to hear it, was it the bondage that turned you off or something technically wrong with how I write?
>>3457201>technically wrong>greentextingSon, I have something to tell you...
>>3457190NO, DON'T DO IT, WE MUST KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME IS TO KEEP MARKER PONY PURE.IT'S NOT LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT MAKES PEOPLE TO THINK HER SEXUALLY, R-RIGHT?
>That feel when nobody but you has a smelly feet fetish
>>3457209thisaspirant at least stopped greentexting
>>3457209>Implying greentexting on 4chan is bad.
>>3457209Well duhbut I'm assuming you're fine with greentext itself if you're willing to read the eight or so posts it takes to get half way through
>>3457187Scheduling and keeping everyone up to date was the hard part. With Skype, that problem should fix itself. We just needed an asynchronous form of communication. Now TAW and his British self can participate.>>3457194Games like Spyro the Dragon had the composer play a level and get a feel for it, then write it's accompanying music afterwards. Call it procrastination, but it makes sense to me.
>>3457212That's why I won't bring it hereShe is pure. Also stop being a faggot
>>3457226>Implying he's not right.
I actually have a friend who wants nothing to do with sex herself. In fact just the idea of ever having it... it doesn't disgust her at all. She just thinks it's hilarious and silly and weird. Not even in marriage or for having kids, just any kind of sex ever, she doesn't see herself ever even trying it. She has a steady boyfriend going for five years now. I have no idea how they don't do it.So that's kind of how I see Marker Pony. She might know a lot about the subject but it doesn't "click" with her being.
>I feel/believe that I am NOT 100% human, but in fact truly "part" ponyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3457220>Games like Spyro the Dragon had the composer play a level and get a feel for it, then write it's accompanying music afterwardsthat's interesting.do you have composers ready though?
Got your dose right here, MLPG.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/toxic_unicorn.zip
>>3457229>implying any of our artists would draw her sexually for the want of sexual marker pone
>>3457220Alternatively, during drafting, Hiro seems to have selected pieces from other VNs. We could use those and claim nonprofit.
>>3457238Just a matter of time.We agreed to don't draw/write sexually things about Sleepy too.
>>3457237But we already got a dose of acid up here: >>3456973
>>3457240>>3457220Do you have someone who manages the schedule and work everyone's time zones into it?
>>3457236>>3457220Composers that aren't LOLEUROBEATTECHNOWUBSTEPFURRYGLITCHDANCEREMIXCORE?
>>3457243>the outrage when there was porn of herYeah we're cool
>>3457244There's nothing wrong with a double dose
>>3457236Not yet>>3457248That would be me.
>>3457201Mainly the "this creepy fucker is giving me a makeover while I'm in bondage gear" bit. I don't mind bondage, even if it's not a major thing for me, but that just had an air of unnatural deviancy to it. Sort of a Silence of the Lambs level of creepy, which you managed to pull off rather well but still killed my boner dead.An alternate ending that doesn't involve getting shot full of tranquilizers and turned into some creepy brony's living plush might be more my speed, if you feel up to it.
>>3457252>rape is happening
>>3457253Are you serious?You're handling dangerous substances there manYou don't just go dosing people with that indiscriminately.Where the fuck did you get your license anyway?
>>3457213I love some quality.
>>3457257If you read the rest of it, you'd realize that's not how it ends.Not even CT.
What would humanized Coke Pony be like? I assume she'd just be a normal human, so maybe she drinks a lot of Coke?
>>3457265Oh god what the fuck is going on
>>3457257Oh! In that case you should definitely see http://pastebin.com/TZpjvRU8That cap is only like half way / two thirds of the actual story
>>3457265HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3457268And burps. Burps a lot.
>>3457249>implying eurobeat is a bad thing
>>3457275Nobody cares.
I wonder if anyone here would be my friend if I wasn't so lazy with my writing.I bet I'd have more friends.
>>3457275Kill yourself
>>3457265QUALITY you say
>>3457275I was in high school eight years ago. That shit ceases to matter very quickly.
>>3457281>ever writing>wanting friendsF-, apply yourself, anon-senpai.
>>3457213I guess the thought of a girl being embarrassed by them is cute, but otherwise no, I don't like thinking about bad smells.
>>3457275>vaginal sex: okay>eating a girl out: okay>anal sex: okay>rimming a girl: ew gross you sick fuck what is wrong with youNever got that, actually.
>>3457213i have a smelly foot fetish
>>3457288i don't know how
>>3457274It's not for all situations though.I mean a tender moment with your waifu, watching the sun set wouldn't be the best time for MORTAL KOMBAT
>>3457266The odd package delivery was a good start, the slow and subtle transformation was quite nice, and the sudden shift in a public place with a risk of early discovery was rather nice as well. The frantic train of thought that lead towards posting on 4chan of all places is what I'd probably do in a similar situation, as was the not-quite-realization of "maybe I should get fucked" and the anonymous hookup. I stopped paying attention after the bit with the tranq dart.>>3457270Oh my. Opened and reading.
>>3457254Do you need simple silly tunes? I'd be glad to help.
>>3457285jesus can walk on water, but Ronaldo can swim through land
>>3457295Be the true autism. Do nothing, acknowledge no one. Only then will you know true peace, yadda yadda yadda.
>>3457285SPORE
>>345730110/1010 out of fucking 10
>>3457304i'm doing that right nowit isn't workingi don't want this
>>3457298Maybe. Can we keep you on hold til we need you?
>>3457268My cousin drinks Coke like it's water. Fucking disgusting.But she's a slender cheerleader at 4'8" with huge tits, so I forgive her.
>>3457289Not even a little bit?>>3457293We're alone on this rock, anon.
>>3457314No.Bad smells smell bad, amazingly enough.Nothing is more unattractive then a girl farting during sex.
>>3457296>Implying.Do you even love?
>>3457296Casual
Sorry it's taking so long, Anon, I'm trying to figure how to add the hat here so it looks right
>>3457324Farts gross me out too, but feet and armpits smell like sweat, not a gust of shit
>dreaming about tripfagsfuck
>>3457340>Dreaming about MLPG>Never had a pony dream
>>3457309Ot course. Here's that if you want to hear for yourself : http://soundcloud.com/pyroxen
>>3457340oh lordwhich tripfags? >implying it wasn't filthy rose & sb makeouts
>>3457343i've had plenty of pony dreams, but this is my first tripfag dream
Why are we being spammed with Applejack?
>>3457270Spoilers-anon here: I take back what I said. It was everything I hoped for and more. I can only hope this image of purple magichorn can make it up to you.How much convincing would it take for you to do something similar with a unicorn as the end result?
>>3457338>you will never lick all the sweat off your favorite ponies' body after she comes home from a long day of galloping
>>3457349Lucky you.
>>3457350This happens pretty often.Some applefag doesn't like what's going on, so he thinks spamming will fix it instead of making it worse.just... just wait for him to tucker out, I suppose.
>>3457350I just noticed. Yeah, why?
>>3457348noI dreamt I was best friends ever with TAW, but I wasn't really his friend, I was only acting like it to make ANOTHER tripfag jealous, because I actually liked him.My petty vindictiveness make their way into my subconscious, great.
>>3457327>>3457329http://youtu.be/7zA9Agpz8fA?t=1m16sNo, anon, you are the casual.
>>3457372who was the tripfag you wanted to make jealous, then
>>3457173>>3457173> vector artistsWhat they are supposed to do? Exactly?
>>3457381ntsts
>>3457395did he get jealous?
>thread getting spammed with worst ponyfuck this i'm out
My favorite superhero > your favorite superhero
applekicker is an inferior horse.posting better horse to rescue thread
>>3457401
>>3457398nowoke up as the three of us were meeting upI can't even win in my fantasies
>>3457405>Countering spam with spam>Pinkiefags
>>3457356Basically no convincing at all, as you have posted an excellent image of MagichornI'm heading out for the night, so drop me an email with whatever references you have for your OC and any general ideas for what to have happen.If you don't hear from me within a day or two bug me if you see me posting.
>>3457376That sounds nice, it's a shame that game looks like shit
>>3457408i want to lick the dirt off her
>>3457401Nopony pls
>>3457336I like it anonI really do Now draw Sweetie Belle
be cleansed, heathen
RCH, still here?
>>3457418Look at those pony claws, fuck.
>>3457405you know once i think about it applejack and pinkie pie dont have many "proper" interactions.
>>3457393Make the character and background art. That's what the survey said you all wanted.
>>3457427But this isn't ready yet!
>/fit/ humor
>>3457416this has suddenly gone to a very awkward place, kind sir.I'll see if I can compile a reasonable description from my various notes laying around on googledocs, but bear in mind that I am horribad at recognizing people based on their posting style alone and I never wander in the piss.
>>3457425Wasn't me!
>>3457441But what are the CG artists doing to do then?
>>3457441"Make"? Define make. Make as draw from scratch or just trace? technically, I can do primitive and monotonous tracing.
>>3457455Ask Hiro. He seems to have his scripts set to have a weird style shift during important moments in the story.
If you have a waifu.And I stick my dick across the room into your waifu.I.Fuck.Your.Waifu.
>>3457471>>3457474blunder of the century
>>3457471
>>3457475that's okay, my waifu is a slut.
>>3457484>Rarifags
>>3457447And I basically never post with a trip in the general, so email's your best bet.Good luck!
>>3457471>>3457474SMALLER>>3457460Make from scratch, preferably.
>>3457310>My cousin drinks Coke like it's waterHow are you supposed to drink it?
>>3457490
>>3457494Idiot.
>>3457476Why are Unicorns so damn great?
>>3457494You put it in our butt, silly. Then you jump and your belly swells through the action of gas!
>>3457494Like it's coke, I'd suppose.A very sugary and unhealthy substance.
>>3457494What, you don't inject your coke?
>>3457490That is not really "vector artists" then, it is more like concept artist (or just artists). Vectorization process later is just a part of his job.Unfortunately, I can't draw.
>>3457509¯\(°_o)/¯
>>3457494I knew a guy once who had his roomie run a tube through his nose and into his stomach just so he could pour coke into a funnel while he was gaming.Some folks are just too crazy to be med students.
>>3457490> graphical style> good> drawn by Rossahahamy sides
>>3457539What the fuck
>Applefags confirmed as worst fags in the General
>>3457539http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fkwEi1PNMI
>>3457490>Drawn by Ross
>Get so spooked reading bad creepypasta that the slightest creepy thing scares you bad enough to hide under the coversI am so jealous of people that can't be scared
>>3457545yeah let's post a good pony like fluttershy
>>3457561PFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHA
>>3457561or nyx
>>3457545
>>3457539What?
>>3457549Those burps are terrifying
>>3457552
>>3457561>stop posting worst pony>to post second worst pony
>>3457539http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibaYHTPE0uY
>>3457571UUUUUUGHPH
>>3457544That's what I said. He only did it the one time to win a bet though, since he couldn't really talk with the tube in place and that made team-based games with VOIP a pain in the ass.>>3457570A skilled individual can run a length of flexible hose through the sinus cavity and down the esophagus into the stomach.
>>3457507Ur mom.
>>3457581>AJ>Worst ponyThat's Fluttershy>Fluttershy >Second worst ponyThat's RD
Fluttershy is a very bad actress
>>3457592Some people are fucking crazy.
Last one, what do you all think about it?
>>3457608Looks great, ink it Nasse
>>3457605Yes. Yes they are.
>>3457603You got it all wrong, anon
>>3457608Looks nice but the body seems a little small compared to the head.
>>3457608It's very cuteNow ink it
>>3457572
Your favorite apple pony just tooted
>>3457608from signature, Nasse is that you?I'm glad to see your improvement. It looks better.
>>3457449Hey Nopony, do you not hate Applejack anymore or do you still hate her and are just quiet about it now?
>people thinking fluttershy is not the best ponyWhat's wrong with all of you?
>>3457642And now you realize that he still hates her but since he hasn't a trip he's just one more applehater.
>>3457642A little bit of both.
>>3457602I enjoy that face.
>>3457638"Goddamn it Braeburn, I'm trying to suck your cock here."
>>3457648Oh god please end yourself.
>>3457646Thank you!I thought I was the only one.
>>3457646>people thinking Fluttershy is a good pony
>>3457663I've heard of their kind. Truly poor souls that have lost ther mind
>>3457649DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE?
>>3457673Yeah, you're "special"
Go watch an episode.
>People thinking it's an Applefag spamming these images rather than someone trying to get everyone to dislike applefagsCome on now, I'm not even an applefag but this shit is obvious
>>3457684
>>3457684Either way, he's one bad apple trying to spoil the bunch.
So whos been simply reporting him for spam all this timebecause you should do that
>>3457623This guy.This fucking guy is probably my favorite electronic musician.
>>3457695
>>3457701I'm too lazy
>>3457683oki havent watched season 2 from ep 8 to ep 20someone choose one of them for me to watch
>>3457648Even AJ knows PinkieDash is a shitty ship.
>>3457684think contrarily, that's killing thread,
>That feel when you load confetti and streamers into a shotgun shell, paint it pink, and draw Pinkie's cutie mark on itI can't wait to throw a home intruder a Pinkie Pie party
season 2 was the worst seasonseason 7 was much better
>>3457608Accepting requests/suggestions, Nasse? Draw some sads. Celest pone with broken wings plz.
>>3457705
>>3457707All of them you faggotHow did you not watch them?Ep8 if only one of them
>>3457716I'd home intrude you just to get shot with that gun
>>3457722LOL PINKIE YOU ARE SO RANDOM XDDDD
>>3457722>Five seasons later they're still using the same alpha vectors for merchandise
>>3457716>The intruder is Pinkie.
>>3457731
>>3457703http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkFElCX04lYMe too.
>>3457704Don't do it, can't you see he's trying to sew the seeds of discontent?The evil which stems from him threatens to corrupt us to the core! We must apeel to the General Gods and ask that they prune this spammer from our threads.
Move when ready>>3457711>>3457711>>3457711>>3457711>>3457711
>>3457723I've got a dozen DnD pictures to draw, RD for Nopony and Twilight for BDN, but I'll consider it.I don't like sad thoughIt would be something like Twilight nursing her back to health or something
>>3457722>Season 7>Not season 8 with the morally gray villain>or Season 9 with Leonard Nimoy as the naratorSeason 7 was S1 quality. All the others were better
>>3457707What are you doing in the pony thread if you haven't seen all the pones?Go and watch them all and don't come back until you have. Or else we'll unconsciously ruin them for you!
>>3457740
>>3457754That's it, you're not invited to the Gala this year, Agent Granny Smith.
>>3457758AJ cannot into capitalism.
>>3456789I just saw this. My mind is full of fuck.
