inb4 7slowOld horse: >>3446834I liked last thread, but let's make this one even better!
Keep it to one thread, horsefuckers.
>>34506705slow
"Are you hungry?"
How do I become a popular brony artist?
>>3450692But her hair is long.
Why aren't you thinning your paints?
>>3450675>He's revealed to be the OC of one of the flash designers>He has no relevance to the show whatsoeverwould he still get porn drawn of him?
>>3450682Fuck you pinkie, I'll draw when I feel like it.
Sometimes I post ponies on mlpg when I'm not supposed to.
>>3450692she would make such a great grandmother
>>3450692>SS>not child or teenagernot sure if want
>>3450700It's from the greentexts where she accidentally burns off her hair and has a bob-cut for a while.
>>3450702thats not how ponies sit.
>>3450709
>>3450701>tfw you see newbie artists not thinning their paints and they end up with giant canvases of acrylic
>make this one even betterI say we make it worse.captcha -> present endermen
>>3450700>not knowing bob cut SSYou missed out. We should get more.
>>3450700That's not long hair anon
>>3450689Dang. And I thought I had parked close enough to the theatre, too.
well, that's cool and all, but what if children ponies had sex with me?
FYAT
so how much are you willing to pay for this?http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=271022813627#ht_1052wt_1205
>>3450738Big Mac because >gay
>>3450740I'd be jealous.
>>345075220$.
>>3450706Of course he would. Are we sure he hasn't already?
>>3450738Pinkie
>>3450750http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23688/1/Summer-Sweets/
>>3450752i'd drop 30 bucks for that if it was a plastic die and not fragile clay
>>3450722
Hehe and you guys were wondering about him the other day >>3443899
>>3450710>grandmother>She ages beautifully and with dignity, though she jokes that her sense of style finally matches her age.
What man woulden't want to fuck these colurful anime donkeys?
>>3450738Every time you post that picture there is a 1/10800 chance of the universe collapsing upon itself.
>>3450782i cant contain my shitits lost
>>3450738how is that even a questionShining Armor, duh
>>3450738only totally tubular ponies can pull off those radical clothes, bro
>>3450711She's supposed to be a teenager. The way she dresses and her hair being grey make her seem older - more mature.>implying that's a bad thing.
>>3450802>follow the plotGo to your room anon, no dinner for you tonight.
>>3450802Dash is really concentrating on Pinkies ass.
>>3450797
>>3450836But they're doing a traditional interpretive dance and those two are both engrossed in the story line
>>3450844best ship
your daily reminder
>>3450784>autism
>>3450802Sweetie just doesn't know what the fuck
Say someone decided to really kill themselves. Would you like to see it happen on a stream for entertainment?
METAL GEAR!?
>>3450850>second from the right
>>3450860Someone say best ship?
>>3450866Yesso that someone could call the cops to internet detective them an ambulance
>>3450866I would watch it.
I think the word "tubular" and the other surfer slang you guys give SA is hilarious
>>3450861>implying I give a shitI'm just waiting for the Trixie episode so that I can drop the show.
>>3450866I would. Hanging would be the longest way and most preferable for a stream.
>>3450875ya b dat looks like a bullet wound to me
>>3450881No that's not best Ship that's best HIPSClean your ears out anon
>>3450898remember when egoraptor was good
MLPG Hamburger Time Mini Journal Day 94Flavor of the day: OCsPost count for 07/24/12: 6142LATE OC DISCUSSIONBut seemed like it was a slow day, but I guess a thread didn't get archived properly or something. Strange how that happens sometimes. Still a pretty good success rate for that...Getting close to day 100!
>>3450896Don't worry about it man, take your time and make it good.I can wait
>>3450896shut up already, godall the writers here are depressed faggots, they really areevery single one
>>3450867
>>3450866Probably
>>3450881truth, my nigga
>>3450682>You should really be naked
>>3450896I feel bad for saying thisBut NYPB
>>3450911we should celebrate day 100 somehowsome kind of mass suicide or something
>>3450896shut the fuck up
>>3450918I'm not!
>>3450918I'm not depressed.Okay, maybe a little.
I ship all of them!
>>3450918>NTSTS>MetalsErUmmmmWho else?
>>3450911>It's only been 13 days since the season ended
>>3450911happy birthday, leth!
>>3450894Seth, go to bed. Also quit being a doomsayer.
why is everyone depressed
>>3450918I'm happy as fuck man. Then again I've never completed a pony story and have just been writing about Romans... Maybe writing about pony is suffering?
>>3450911>but I guess a thread didn't get archived properly or somethingIt was finally archived, but it took like three hours to show up as active in the Hyper-Index. It already happened some days ago.
>>3450903But that's not the best ship at all. Is that even seaworthy?
>>3450953darf
>>3450942Whatever Twi.
>>3450937I SUGGEST COLLECTIVE MASTURBATION
>>3450962>Maybe writing about ponythat's what I meantI meanI really should have guessed that there would be a greater-than-average overlap between "pony fanfiction writers" and "emotionally unstable people" but geezevery single one
>>3450911I can't believe it's already been over 90 days.what am i doing with my life
>>3450964More seaworthy that Rarijack
Soarin femanon where are you?Also Big Macintosh femanon, if I don't know what you want in your story I can't write it.
>>3450958because friendship is ded
>>3450987yeah this really should not be a surprise to you
>>3450991But anon pinkiedash is ded.All hail twidash.
I like Rarity x Fancy Pants...almost purely because I dislike Spike
>>3450987I write and I'm not crazy depressed!but then I also never finish anything, so there's that
>>3450958>why is everyone depressedliterally no reasonlet's post some genderswaps
>>3450896Just make sure to be happy from now on, alright?
>>3450958Because I will never do anything to make people respect me and the only thing I'm good at is playing video games.
>>3450970I've never seen him depressed
>>3451010Hey, how much have people paid for commissions already?I want to get a feel for the price.
>>3450881it reminds me of times gone by
>>3451001That's worse than Rarijack
>>3451012>deadand confirmed
>>3450958some kind of chemical imbalance in my brain?there's no reason for me to be so depressed, i just am
>>3451010Sounds like a wonderful ideais there any r63 Shining Armor?
>>3451020>abloo abloo why no thumbs up on fimfiction you're all following me for the sex aren't you that's the only reason you like me isn't it ;_;
>>3451010>genderbentOh god yes.Which one would you?How hard?
NOSTALGIA
>>3451035No boner, not today.
>>3450987Dude, I write because writing is fun, and because giving form to anon's ideas is a great way to feel better about myself, but I'm not depressed at all
Any non depressed writers?
>>3451048I'm not into male.
>>3451010Ok.
>>3450881>>3450860>>3450903People keep saying best ship but I don't see it being posted.Lets fix that.
>>3451035>Eurobeat singing 'this day'
>>3451043Ha, how funnyGlad I missed that!
>>3451061Morel ike, any non depressed artist?
>>3451035Oh god, R63 Cadence is a classy motherfucker that looks ready to rip the King of the Changlings throat out.
>>3451048Waver get outYou should be destroying the Grail
>>3451063>The handlebar can be seen down below.
>>3450994Addendum to this, if there was ANOTHER femanon who liked Braeburn, I do still have that western quest idea but haven't developed it at all, any ideas would help (though I must admit this is relatively low-priority compared to other projects)
>>3451035He looks kind of like Invoker from Dota
>>3451024Well it depends on the size and scopeAlso I'm not sure people would want me posting how much they've paidThe smallest amount so far has been $5. The largest was $25.
>>345104863 Pinkie holds my heart in his perfect hands
>>3451067They do seem to interact a lot in the show.
>>3450752You know what's funny?I checked eBay to see if any of those "Favorites" packs with NMM and Trixie were out yet, and there's a few people selling repainted Celestia figures as NMM for $100+ RIGHT BEFORE HASBRO RELEASES AN ACTUAL NMM FIGURE THAT IS ALSO A RECOLORED CELESTIA.I just find that funny for some reason.
>>3451063
>>3451088No one has taken a commission and run off yet?
>>3451107>freckles Aaaah! MoJ flashbacks!
>>3451088Why don't you just start selling drugs or your body?
READY FLIN
I have a fetish for grinding/dry humping
>being depressedtry heroin, it's impossible to not feel happy when you do it
>>3450861>it won't be that bad...>how bad could it be?>come on, seriously...I'm sure it'll be alright>guys, I feel cold...
>>3451048>that Snarky story with male twilightmy boner was diamonds. he should really do more of it.
>>3451106>Bronies are still buying the repaints.>The official one will be like, 10.99
>>3451125there's no market for the latter and the former is well taken up already
>>3451088Alright, I thought I'd be jewing you out or something
you're gonna die
>>3451132yeah but i don't want to choke on my own vomit
>>3451138I'm here anon, I'm here...
>tfw 0r0 commissions GG for orange rabbit x Sleepyhead prons
>>3451048None of them really look like I'd be bros with them.I mean, they don't look like the kind of people that would go 70 on the interstate in two cars keeping pace in two lanes, blaring anime themesongs (also Madoka Ante-Up) at max volume.Also the cars are completely full and there are more bodyparts hanging out of the windows than there are actually inside either vehicle. My friends are idiots and I love them.
>>3451067It's actually a threeway. At first Rainbow Dash and Pinkie were going out, in secret. Then Rainbow started to enjoy books and hanging out with Twi, started having feelings for her. Doesn't want to tell Twi that she is seeing Pinkie already. Twilight then confesses to Rainbow that she can't be with her because she and Pinkie are dating.Rainbow's brain melts and Pinkie pops out and tell them that she doesn't mind sharing.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/23688/1/Summer-Sweets/darf reeeallly needs to write a second chapter of this
>>3451088Is that per image, or is one of those for an entire quest's worth of images? Because if someone's only paying you 25 bucks for a quest, they are robbing you blind.
>>3451088>Also I'm not sure people would want me posting how much they've paidIt would guilt them into paying more.
>>3451141It's like $25 because you have to buy it as part of a six figure set.But you get Trixie and Scratch and some other pones as well.
>>3450881That's hardly a fair thing to say. Rarity ships well with EVERYONE.
>>3451163>GG gives him orange rabbit and sleepyhead prawns.>Keeps the money
Quentin has returned to /v/. He's kind of boring and predictable now in his trolling. If /v/ is against it, he's for it.
>started following nanakis tumblr>get spammed with tons of furry bullshiti mean, i knew he was a furry but nanaki is like some kind of double furry who tries his hardest to be as furfaggy as possible.
>>3451172No, you know what? No. He doesn't.That is absolutely not a requirement.
Sentenal whyjustwhy
>>3451189He chanced the face? Weird.
>>3451051Speaking of, I just stumbled on this old game.
Don't you hate it when you try to fuck a tub of mint chocolate ice cream whilst imagining Lyra's firm ass but the ice cream freezes your dick numb but you pound away anyway and then it melts but you can't cum because you have no feeling left and you just pound and pound until you cry yourself to sleep?
>>3451189>That fucking watermarkIt's the crying statue of liberty of shitty troll comics
>>3451213Is not him.
>>3451202>bringing it hereStop being a fucking autist, jesus
>>3451141I seriously need to get in on some of that business. It seems like making 3rd-party MLP merch that's worth a damn is easier than printing counterfeit money.
can someone post more plane ponies?i love those things. there's just something about them and their little pointed teeth and little wings....
>>3451222anon pls
>>3451194And you have none to blame but yourself.
>>3451221>>3451213>>3451189Oh, it's someone impersonating him? That might explain the unoriginality.
>>3451175>Is that per image, or is one of those for an entire quest's worth of images? Because if someone's only paying you 25 bucks for a quest, they are robbing you blind.Oh noThe full quests were well basically I was paying back a loanI made a little profit from them but it was mostly settling debtsOn that note I'm considering having some sort of auction to release the naughty questsit's like 88 images long all toldbut I don't know about holding them for ransom
Which pony is best to rub?
>>3451197mmmmmMMMMM yes he does, I gotta know what happens next.
>discussiing fanfictionFIne, I'll say it.IF SOPHISTICATION AND BETRAYAL DOESN'T UPDATE IN THE NEXT WEEK IMMA BLOW A GASKET.
>>3450701>>3450782>>3450850>>3450919I like to think that i do thin my paints, Though my highlighting needs some work.
>>3451194I was going to post the "I don't know what I expected" picture but you already did me the favor of making that reference.And yeah that's pretty much his shtick.
>>3451217Get an ice cream cake/pie. That should hold marginally better.
>>3451228This is the only one I really likeand it makes me sad that there isn't more art for them
>>3451250GG, get the guy's approval, and then split the auction's take 90-10, your favor. He gets the 10% "royalty" and you get the bulk of the cash to live.
>>3451262>Heart of Gold, Feathers of Steel won't update.
>>3451261Nope.No he doesn't.
>>3451250Burn them to a CDSign the CDAuction the CD
thethe fuckisis this what happens during questsgod i never knew
>You will never sleep and cuddle with a metric fuckton of rainbow colored balloons.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CCn0l-r26I&feature=g-u-u
>>3451278you know what that might actually workbut how could I hold such an auction?
>>3451291>boobThat's not Rarity.
>>3451217>fuck the tub of mint ice cream>break down crying in the middle of the floor>fall asleep in the fetal position on the floor with your dick still jammed firmly in the ice cream>wake up to find your penis and testicles 100% covered by ants
>>3451315REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEU!
>>3451262I really need to read it all.It's an okay fic. It has it's ups and downs but most of the time the waifu parts ore okay.I really dislike the Cashmere parts but I'm not that far in so I can't say that much.
>>3451299I've got no fucking clue. But you would have to be paid up front to avoid people backing out at the last second.
>>3451291is it weird that the first thing i noticed were rarity's body outlines showing through her tail
>>3451296holy shit
>>3451220See GG? You don't have to have anything as obnoxious as this. But a little "GG" or "Weaver" in super small font on your pics would have helped a lot. Or even a tumblr link.
How can I not be so me? How can I be someone entirely different than what I am right now?
>>3451298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhSD3hmpxa4
>>3451296>We don't remember anything about our life.>We sure do remember how vivid our stars are.
>>3451337no that would be obnoxious.
>>3451067my god i have such a huge boner. i love situations like that.
>>3451296What?
>>3451296>in so much great numbers>sentenal the romantic
>>3451299wait, who would be competing for them?as soon as you post it even once online, everyone else can get them for free. usually an auction's success is determined by competition among the participants to own whatever it is that is being auctioned.you'd probably be better off with the CD thing. don't even release what's on it, just burn, say, 50 copies, or even just one copy, and auction that off without uploading the pics anywhere else.
>>3451296that was beautiful
>>3451344>>3451344I think the first guy would jizz himself at the sight of that huge balloon.
>>3451337Well be that as it may, you have to realize at least 90% of what I'd put out there was made before I had a tumblr, a link, or even really a nameno point trying to change the past is there?
>>3451263Did you layer or blend the pegasus' skin ?
>>3451347>>3451336>>3451296>let's bring the quest into the general and make fun of sentenal
>>3451343change yourself
Man I would Rarity so much. Human or Pony it doesn't matter to me
>>3451296So, he really has autism, right?
Daily reminder that the plot in MLP will go exactly NOWHERE. There will be no development, no resolutions, no character arcs, nothing.
>>3451362well what I mean is if there's enough interest maybe people can chip in and I'd release it to the public?I don't know exactlyI'm still trying to figure this outI'm not very smart when it comes to moneymaybe you could tell already though
>>3451380I could do without the quest part, but making fun of sentenal is something I'm ALWAYS willing to take part in.
>>3451401What plot? What are you talking about?This is exactly the way I want it so cool I guess.
>>3451387>Human or Pony it doesn't matter to meSlowly, one by one
>>3451392He'd have to be to put up with all this anger.
>>3451408lol xd
>>3451344Oh man I thought he was going to die.
>>3451401>Hating MLP>On /mlp/Pls go.
>>3451035Depends on the quest types. Waifuquests like the ones Aspirants running do have a tendency to go full autist, yeah. Adventure ones are usually pretty >fun, but we haven't had too many of those of late.Rock filly quest when?
>>3451376Layer, i'm not very good at blending. (also i don't have a wet palette
>>3451357Is that so
>>3451387Agreed.
>>3451427Are you new?
Ghoul's n' Ghosts. Other than this one image is there any other cross over art?
>>3451405Maybe a donation bar?
>>3451401Am I not allowed to enjoy my slice of life ponies?
>>3451422Thanks for that constructive criticism.
>>3451383>change yourselfHow anon?
>>3450893http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i3EHT547rP
>>3451417I'd like at least some kind of resolution for the characters. Some kind of ending.
>>3451447There is one
>>3451401But this is why we like the show in the first place. I don't want long epic story arcs trying to be crammed in 22 minutes. I just want to watch silly ponies doing silly things.Leave that kind of stuff for the comic coming out.
>>3451422Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>345143710/10. does shout have anything to follow?
>>3451455Oh god thank you
>>3451357Do ya now?
>>3451405For every $10 donated you release one image
>>3451419Man only cte pastle colored cartoon ponyReal horses are horrible creatures.
>>3451439
>>3451450>making fun of sentenal is something I'm ALWAYS willing to take part in.The response was appropriate given the quality of your post
>>3451431There's Renne Quest which is fucking amazing but it seems like the amount of participants has been dwindling lately.Hint hint, it's running tomorrow night, if you're interested you should catch up now: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
>>3451261this video is my reactionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK0TneymrCM
>>3451405How much do you get from donations GG?
>>3451440Actually yes, but I just want everyone who hates the show to fuck off back to /b/.
>>3451469I think that was the last panel, but there was a few more and this before that scene
>>3451452just be what you want to beit all starts in your mindwillpower
>>3451476we sheep now?
>>3451437>>3451067TESS. THIS IS HOW YOU DO PORN. Your style is perfect for cutesey situations like this.
>>3451431>there will never be another Raisin Quest;_;
which pony would most likely be willing to engage in a rough orgy with a dozen humans
>>3451462The Best Night Ever story arc was about as involved as I'd like to see.
>>3451489You know, I could never really go anonymous if I kept posting dropbox links. The account number would give it away.
>>3451489how late does renne quest usually start/end?
>>3451459I mean for the comic. Like when donations hit a certain amount, he can release it.You know, like x out of y money reached to release comic.
Does your favorite pony talk in their sleep?
>>3451462What if the comic turns out to be Sailor Moon, but with ponies ?
>>3451431>Rock filly questI thought we were supposed to have a 3 month or so break.It's been much longer than that...
>>3451067>>3451437It looks like Shout drew these.
>>3451514fluttershy if we tell her it's how our species says hellootherwise rarity
>>3451462Anyone else feel optimistic for the comic? It'll probably be a bit more consistent than the show, and maybe a bit more intelligently written, too.
>>3451502We always sheep.
>>3451527OH GOD WHAT IS MAKING A NEW ACCOUNT OH GOD GOD SUCH A DIFFICULT PROBLEM HOW WILL I NAVIGATE THIS IMPOSSIBLE PASSAGE OF CHALLENGES
>>3451555You think?>>3451553He's been very busy with arting. He started up a new nyx tumblr too
>>3451555He did, I haven't seen him around since then either.I hope he doesn't hat us
>>3451556Oh my, this sure is a long way to say hello!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtRPJDE_MYWould you a pastel colored
>>3451431>but we haven't had too many of those of late.>implying
>>3451534Usually starts around 6-8 PST and runs for anywhere between 6-12 hours (though I think LK said he means to stop doing 12 hour quests since that one time haha)Check the post times in the logs if you want to know more
>>3451553I want to ask Jr. every time I get with him, but there's always a voice in the back of my head that says "No, don't be a pest, don't ask him anything about Raisin You're going to annoy him, he'll say when when he's good and ready.."
>>3451505oh yes, Tess.Please do more cutesy porn.pls.______pls.
>>3451557It'll be much easier in the comic to do fandom references and pandering.
>>3451457Slice of Life stories often end with a "Where are they now"Unless Hasbro feels it better to leave it open ended in case they want to get back to it.I hope they don't though. I do want to see them all happy at the end of the series.>>3451515This I don't mind. It was a background plot that they were building up to and were able to work the plot of the episode around.I mean more "We have to stop the big bad guy, girls." And then spend the whole episode dicking around not accomplishing anything and then suddenly the end of the season is here and they have to ass pull an ending.If they could do similar with a villain or something I wouldn't mind. Just got to drop a hint of something going on in the background every now and then. Good way to let the animators have fun too.
We should invite Duke into these threads. We could get him to read stupid things. http://vocaroo.com/i/s05nTPorkyNPWhat would you like him to read?
>>3451566I won't have the amount of space on a new one as I have on this one. And that's asking a tad much anon, to start totally anew for you.
>>3451577I hope not either.The day he did that was a good day
>>3451551Oh god that would be awesome.>>3451557It should be more consistent because it only has one writer. That alone will make the characters not seem to contradict themselves every issue.We also got confirmation that the first story will be a 4 issue story arc.
>>3451515>>3451462Best Night ever was a great arc. How MLP arcs should be handled. Imagine if they did that for S2. Cadence and SA are introduced early into the series. Their relationship builds over the season, and we get hints at the Changelings. Then the finale. The finale would have had so much more impact.Why can't these fuckers plan ahead without Lauren around?
when is the pony comic supposed to go on sale anyway?
>>3451603Have the previous MLP gens ever had a "Where are they Now" ending?That would be a good way to judge the likelihood of us getting one for gen 4.
>>3451613that shit is NOT duke.
>>3451628>o start totally anew for you.and there's your problemthis whole mentality
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGwqsrfEeI
>>3451674It was from a /v/ thread where he posted under his trip. He was trying his Max Payne voice. Others from the same thread:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MusM4BwDughttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0OBfBOVcdVA
>>3451674You know he can do more than one voice right?
>>3451665Wasn't the wedding really last-minute, though? They may not have hinted at it because they hadn't planned it out beforehand.
>>3451699>Ooooh, Scout's Mother!
>>3451628Spoilered because no-one should care about this.Does it matter if people know you're around somewhere, if you mostly post as Anon? I repost your dropbox links myself whenever people ask for them, so it's really only on the creation of new ones that you'd be outright identifiable.
>>3451730Faust talked about Cadance's design in an interview, so it's obvious they had at least an idea for it a long time ago.
>>3451704>that second oneoh shit my boner
>>3451730That's what I thought then. But they really shouldn't be putting MAJOR last minute shit into season. Just plans things out bitches.
>>3451665except lauren was around for the second season.
>>3451730Yes it was. That was the problem with it.
>>3451730Same poster, just clarifying that I meant they hadn't *known* about it beforehand.
>implying anybody fucking reads the account number on a dropbox linkHow autistic would you even have to be?
>>3451462They don't have to cram them into 22 minutes, they can do it over multiple episodes.
>>3451675My whole character and name is flawed, what do you mean it's incorrect to want to start anew? If what I think is wrong, then what is right?>>3451745I shouldn't make anything new in that case.
>>3451730I kinda doubt it.It seems be the standard scheduled.Remember she said way back when S1 ended that she isn't on the show anymore. And she was very involved in the wedding episodes
>>3451672Previous Gens were never like this. Gen 1's cartoon was open ended, but it was more adventure then slice of life. It was also kind of just dropped because of poor sales of the toys.MLP Tales was the same, a few episodes and then dropped.Gen 3 and 3.5 were just direct to video stuff, no need for an ending.This is Hasbro's first serious attempt at an MLP cartoon.It's hard to gauge what they will do when it's time to end it.They might just do a Gen 4.5 spinoff with the CMC and never give the show an actual ending. They might feel it better for the kids and older fans to just make up their own endings.
>>3451755http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ND3FKlT_k
>>3451766Where do you think we are?
>>3451766There's a really autisc guy that hates his guts.
>>3451752When was the interview?
>>3451462>we
>>3451786It wasn't an interview. It was on her DA.http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/2409779028
>>3451773>My whole character and name is flawedI like how he's just now realizing this.Like, fucking up in a quest is the moment in his life that caused him to sit down with a bottle of scotch and a handgun and consider, "This is the end."
>>3451779>and older fans to just make up their own endings.JUST LIKE ME FANFICTION
>>3451766This is just a ballpart answer, nothing too specific, but I'd GUESS autistic enough to print out replies form 4chan and put them on your wall.
does anybody have a drawing request?
Luna Quest is quite weird and strangely patheticYou lied to me general
>>3451774Well, I thought that she was more serving in an advisory capacity for S2, and they brought her in for the finale because they wanted something spectacular and she knew the show best.
>>3451812
>>3451553>>3451511I wonder what the new system is going to be. From what I heard I think he abandoned the life system since it dragged things out too long. I'm pretty sure we will instead get a help system where we can get vital information out of him but only a limited number.
Anything but Tangerines...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU-jc13oYMY
>>3451834>ballpart What?
>>3451836Yes draw Applejack and Applebloom.
>>3451836Pink haired mayor dressed up in 80s style
>>3451819Everyone posted like that was the case. Why else would it have been brought here? The screen caper clearly thought that was the case.
>>3451837What were you expecting ?
>>3451730It was and it wasn't. They knew they wanted to do a wedding episode, but they didn't work out the plot details until later in the season, so they couldn't shoehorn in anything like they could the GGG.If they hadn't had to rush making season 2 right after season 1, I bet there would have been similar build up.Hopefully they were able to do something like that for season 3 though. Like really sit down with the writers they have and go "Ok, this is what we want for the season finale. What can we put in the various episodes to hint about it?"
We vocaroo thread stuff now?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gg53aOkK3L
>>3451837>lunafags
>>3451773Just take a break from this thread for a few hours.
>>3451836Last time you were here I fell asleep before I thank you for this gem.
>>3451837And what is this treachery! As it so happens, roleplaying a relationship with a pony from a children's cartoon with an insular community of manchildren is WEIRD. I was deceived!
>>3451837Who told you to expect anything different?
>>3451837You missed out. Pinkie and Rarity quest was full of bros who were enjoying themselves.Luna Quest is completely different. It's such a shame.
>>3451837Just wait until he runs Rover quest.
>>3451859>Everyone posted like that was the case. Why else would it have been brought here? The screen caper clearly thought that was the case.sent why
>>3451902>Rover questKlondike pls go
>>3451865>Hopefully they were able to do something like that for season 3 though. Like really sit down with the writers they have and go "Ok, this is what we want for the season finale. What can we put in the various episodes to hint about it?"
>>3451910But I'm white.
>>3451899Yeah the guys who played those quests were so chill and were more interested in having fun, not taking everything super seriously.
>>3451836Humanized teen Silver Spoon with a bob cut
The majority of people here are either freaks or have some kind of mental problem.Luna Quest is par for the course.
>>3451865Ohhh. Yeah, that was probably why. I heard McCarthy had originally planned for it to be more of a low-key episode about an actual wedding, but changed it to the Changeling attack storyline to make for a more OMFG SO EPIC XD XD finale.
>>3451899Rority quest got like this towards the end. I guess I'll stay out and just wait for the screen cap. I never make any suggestion anyway.
>>3451899>Lunafags
>>3451929>were so chill and were more interested in having fun, not taking everything super seriously.It's like a microcosm for MLPG.
>>3451929Pinkie and Rarity Quests didn't have the possibility of a Bad End, tough. Once negative consequences are introduced into a setting, people change.
>>3451949...So Lunafags are Daytime MLPG?How does this even work?
>>3451836Lyra cum inflation by human lover
>>3451856why does she wear a towel like that
>>3451965>Daytime MLPGAnd you're part of the problem.Fuck off.
>>3451929How do you figure it's a different batch of people? There are like 200 people total that come to MLPG. I figure less than 15% of those are interested in autism feel quests, and most of the people playing LunaQuest MOST PROBABLY played Aspirant's other quests too.
>>3451929Eh, I remember Rarity quest being like this
>>3451965The quest is turning to shit.It makes sense, the pony we are after is shit too.
>>3451836outgoing, loudmouthed hedonistic Octavia, a bottle of punch in one saddlebag, a basket of half-eaten flowers in the other, and two stallions between her legs
>>3451978Then they all changed quite severely, or we got some super serious fags
>being a daytime ponier or a nighttime ponier>not poning from dawn till duck
>>3451960>Once negative consequences are introduced into a setting, people change.not exactly the same thing, but i remember after jr took our extra lives away in raisin, we started debating over every little action
>>3451770You don't watch a lot of anime do you? I am talking about how they need to cram enough plot into 22 minutes.Too much plot and the episode is boring, it's just "talking and talking". Too little and it feels like the plot doesn't matter at all.What is the one thing everyone complains about? Rushed. Episode conclusions feeling rushed. Even the cliffhangers for the two parters feel rushed because they tend to cram as much in 22 minutes as they can.Which if they tried to do a long story arc, it's all I see happening episode after episode. 11 mintues of set up, 8 minutes of actual things happening and then a 2 minute conclusion or cliffhanger that feels pulled out of their ass.As much as I like the slice of life from the writers, I don't trust them to make the show good from an action/adventure standpoint all the time.Especially if they are just going to use the Elements as a cop out when things get too tough.
>>3452004>I've been here since 11am>it's now 6am of the next dayHahahahaha Ponies
>>3452004>duck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6QJ1m7EQ3IUse your head
>>3451993What? It was off to a rocky start earlier, but it got better.What are you smoking? I think all the fags lost interest and left.
>>3452003Well I don't play those quests so I have no idea.
>>3452004>implying I don't do thatStill there is a huge diference between Daytime and Nightime
Does anyone have that really awful Cheerilee cosplay, with the skin-tight latex, and the guy next to her has her hair in his hand and just giving a "I don't give a fuck" look to the camera?
>>3452004>implying i dont pony from dawn till duck
>That feel when you voted for Celestia quest 16 timesI told you guys about Luna quest.
>>3451905Because jokes aren't jokes here. If it was anywhere else I could get them., but not here.
>>3452004It's stupid. It's literally retarded. This "day vs night" shit. This compulsive and unavoidable urge mlpg seems to have to create an "Other" to villainify without realizing that they themselves are a problem; often, the very problem they ascribe to this "Other" group.
Wait, so MLPG doesn't want an actual story line for the show?do you want to keep it episodic?do you realize that the show is becoming pretty dull, boring and repetitive because of this?, just like the simpsons and spongebob but in this case is happening way faster due the fact that this show has more limitations.do you realize that you can have your slice of life episodes and ponies doing silly things along with an actual story line?do you realize how much the show is suffering because of this?, we already had fluttershy overcoming her fears and insecurities at least three times, two twilight freakouts, rainbow dash becoming worse in every episode, most likely the CMC will never get their cutie marks and if they do it will be around the end of the series, which means more episodes of; "oh let's try this to get our cutie marks....well it didn't work",.......i could go on but i think you get the point
>>3452009Well the big problem is that a lot of people were playing that life as a throwaway to collect more info so we could do better in the next one. They were anticipating to fail. But when that safety net got taken away they freaked out.
>>3452056Well, what kind of moron use the same IP for that?Beside, I voted for Celestia as well,
Would you help her find a prosthesis that can withstand her enthusiasm, /co/?
After observing both day and night MLPG, I've come to notice that daytime MLPG sometimes seems get mad for sake of being mad.
>>3452025>Earthworm Jimcool
>>3452063This is an ENGLISH image board
>>3451899Someone already said this, but the players got a bit stupid sometimes in Rarity quest too. Pinkie was a ton of fun, though.I haven't been following Luna quest yet, though.
>GG lives on under $9k a yearI'm legitimately considering saving ten thousand dollars and buying him for a year to be my personal art slave.
>>3451216Christ almighty that game...
>>3452072that's not possible. adamantium isn't real
>>3452025>video game music
>>3452066Every episode should play like Robot Chicken.That is a real show full of deep meaning.
>>3452066>>>/a/
>>3452064Hit the nail on head right here.
>>3452064No, really. Have you ever been to a daytime thread? The rate of posting is far higher. Of course there is going to be a lot more shit posts
>>3452075Daytime is usually /v/vg/ time.It is, however, the best time to talk about vidya. Speaking of which, what do you guys think about the up coming Twinfusor for Tribes?
>>3452069true, thats actually the way i was expecting us to go before the last life was taken away
>Go to /v/>"LUCID DREAM GENERAL" >+ 159 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.>*Picture of murderers>"Anyone else see the similarity?">Picture of pizza and soda>>+ 85 posts and 7 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.God damn it /v/.
So tell me. Is MLPG doing okay? I stuck with it from the very beginning until /mlp/, and ended up picking /co/ over the general. How have things changed?
>>3452088we vidya music nowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZoxa7i9BGM
>>3452087>implying rubber compounds and shocks don't exist
>>3452063So your conclusion to some guy making fun of you in a quest is to stop doing the one thing that people actually finally appreciate you for?Dude just take an hour or two away from MLPG and cool off. For real.
>>3452064You do realize that day v night is a very real thing that most boards go through, right?'summer' may just be a myth but day and night do indeed have a very noticeable effect on very nearly every single board.
>>3452064Bitching about Others is fun though.
Well I finally got a chubby/fat/inflation/whatever fetish.I came to a largely nonsexual picture of a pony with a big belly for the first time today.Thanks, MLPG.
>>3452108>playing a dead gameI wish this wasn't the case
>>3452115its the same old mlpg. nothings changed.
>>3452103>shit posts.The most common shitposts I see during the day time are supposed "nightfags" complaining about "daytime mlpg"...in daytime mlpg.
Why are the main cast so mean to Spike?
>>3452084you should do that man. post a trip report and everything.
>>3452087There are plenty of extremely strong metals that do exist.
>>3452113>Go to /v/Idon'tknowwhatIexpected.png
>>3452084I live with my parents and I've never had a job. Is $9,000 a year a lot to live on?
>>3452087INVENT adamantine, then.That, or go to Hell and mine some.>mfw this didn't already occur to you
>>3452126especially /k/
>>3452108Literally the only vidya coming up I care about is Machine For Pigs
>>3452135Hah.
>>3452117Okayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsA3DxeqtZ4
>>3452066Personally I thought something like what they did with Teen Titans would be pretty cool. Except for more silly pony episodes than story arcs.
>>3452141and none of them come close to strong enough to withstand pinkie
>>3452134Back in my day we played games for longer than it took for the developers to tack another number on the end of the name.Get off my lawn.
>>3452137So you've never been a daythreadCool
>>3452066You speak of the limitations and then ask for a plot.Sorry buddy, but it just isn't going to happen. Not after the show has already proven it's success with Slice of Life. Hasbro isn't going to take a chance on Magical Girls except Ponies when they have this going for them.Especially since those limitations would make an action oriented show really dull. They can't show any blood, they can't show an injury on screen and they certainly won't have the cast kill anything.It would make for a very dull show.And yes, I was quite prepared for the show to get dull after its third season.
>>3452137Really?The shittiest posts I see are from newfags who don't watch the show. They usually bitch about the porn.
>>3452130you know nothing jon snow
>>3452157I was gonna bring up Teen Titans too.Story arcs with one shot episodes sprinkled in is the best
>>3452144$9,000 is BARELY enough for a single person with car, insurance, bills, food, and apartment rent.You cannot afford to have fun that much.
>>3452166Fuck off.
>>3452108I stoped playing for finals last month an I haven't beenb able to get back into Tribes. Pls help me MLPG.
>>3452134wait why is tribes dead? i thought it had a large community....
>>3452135Lemme tell ya, reading though this thing, you are 100% incorrect.Glad to see Weaver's doing okay, though. And I see a couple of the old guard here as well.
WARNINGWARNINGDJ ACID FAPFIC
>>3452172>mane will never like Ygritte as a character>GRRM will never not be a cunt
>>3452144It's not
>>3452186You lied to me
>>3452084I'm fine with that I know you're joking>>3452176>$9,000 is BARELY enough for a single person with car, insurance, bills, food, and apartment rent.or 2 people and no car
>>3452176>funfukkin casual.
>>3452124No, it's me fucking up so majorly forgetting a major plot point and making my own assumptions like a retard. never should have started this project of mine, it just stopped someone else from doing it better.
>>3452152Me too manI wish there were more games like that
>>3452117Shit that's good.Is Journey To Silius any good? I never heard of it before. But I like platformers.
>>3452144no, it is a very small amount to live on
>>3452171If there's one thing I can't stand about this fandom it's the porn.
>>3452144It's below poverty level.
>>3452176In England most single room flats would cost around £600pm to live in.If I had £9k to live on a year I would most likely be homeless or living within sheltered accommodation.
>>3452211Horror is a dumb and dead genreexcept for Machine For Pigs
>>3452185Oh boy it's the old "I'm an oldfag and MLPG is so different now" discussion.Again.For the millionth time.
>>3452066I don't want some kind of deep story or ting like that.Really what they did with the Gala arc - 3 episodes that were somehow related - was great.Like you said this show has limitations, and it was never made to have some kind of story.It's about the daily lives of six ponies that sometime go on an adventure.Nothing big will ever happen on the show. And I am okay with this. I prefer the cute, slice of life episodes with the ponies having fun in different situations then going on god knows what long quest and things like this
>>3452141metals, by definition, are ductile and and malleable
>>3452144http://aspe.hhs.gov/poverty/12poverty.shtml/according to that page, $9k/year is below the poverty line.
>>3452185I've been here since November 2010. What's so different? Things have remained Sterile since the 2011 Summer. People come and go but the overall vibe is the same.
>>3452213>Journey To Siliusslowbeef hates itso i hate it
>>3452209Take a break.
>>3452144no.
>>3452236It really is different, though. I'm not complaining.
>>3452209Don't get depressed. Break from MLPG like everyone said else you'll make a prat of yourself. Easy mistake to make
>>3452175Could you imagine if they brought in a human villain who is like Slade? Also voiced by Ron Perlman?
>>3452233What are you even saying?The one possibly redeemable point to this post is you apparently agreeing with me but you act like the game is already out when it isn't so you're just spouting pure nonsense.
DJ Acid super collection updated!https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/toxic_unicorn.zipNow includes some unfinished sketches, greentexts, and artist info!
>>3452231At least you would have healthcare, right ?
>>3452117Sure thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YspKeKk7CcI love Saga 2 and beat that game. I wonder if I should go back and replay Saga Frontier or Armored Core.
>>3452267That's cool, now fuck off.
>>3452084I survive rather comfortably on 22 thousand. I'm Canadian.
>>3452204>GG is actually two people.i know about your brother.
>>3452281This is so terrible.
>>3452291Wow, you're pretty steamedI guess I'd better leave
>>3452272He has a genuinely frightening voice when he wants it to be.>"It's going to happen. And there is Nothing. You can do. To stop it."
>>3452209sentenal calm the fuck down you fucking autistit's just the e-webs brochilland gain a bit of perspective already
>>3452238What would you think of a short series (at most 3 episodes) where the main cast went camping, and told stories about adventures they've had on their own?
>>3452284And with that amount of money, benefits enough to feed himselfMaybe even a council house that's fairly largeYou can live very well in the UK with very little
>>3452272i thought of the wrong Slade.
>>3452305>U MAD XDyeah okay seeya
>>3452252Why does he hate it? The music sounds amazing, and I just watched a vid. It seems to play like Contra with Mega Man music.
>>3452298I'd rather have a million dollars every day for free but if wishes were ponies then beggars would snuggle
>>3452236>>3452242Jeez, I wasn't complaining. I just remember a time when the focus was all on pony, now it looks like you guys are branching out to everything else. Make sense, what with the hiatus and all.
>>3452275I was agreeing that there should be more games like Machine For Pigs.Also>Not being able to time travel>2012shiggy
>>3452281Please be a fake image...
>>3452066I'd like a bit of both, actually. I don't want some huge, overarching plotline that takes up the whole season, but having more episodes where they just go on adventures W/O lessona and having character development stick would be nice. I'd also like to have maybe a few subplots continue through multiple episodes along side the main plot, but I'm not sure I'd want more than a three-parter dealing with any one adventure plotline.
>>3452307It's the voice. Ron's voice is dripping with mansex.
>>3452323You're gettin' mad at the internet and replying to shitposts again, anon.Maybe you should relax
Sentenal is still here? Has anyone counted the number of hours he's on here per day?
>>3452281I'm going to regret this, aren't I.
>>3452323He's right though, you came across like a faggot. You're using the whole "If I allcaps and add xD and shitty spelling then I win" argument from /v/
>>3452331/tg/ talks about the show/world more than these threads usually do.
>>3452231>>3452313>If I had £9k to live on a year I would most likely be homeless or living within sheltered accommodation.$9k USD is not the same as £9k.It's about £5.8k
>>3452352It wouldn't even come close to a lot of ours
>>3452323Why is it that so many people think "Oh, if I make the other guy look like a fucktard, I win"?It only makes you look more fucktarded.
>>3452181>Pls help me MLPG.See Tribes as a "I am bored. Igoing to kill stuff for shit and giggles." >>34522042 people for $9,000? man, that just, man. I nothing else to say....
>>3452360>>3452351wow you sure told me
>>3452307>>3452350Damn straight. Even in death he still keeps the Titans on edge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSiGteEY-jk
>>3452366It's the 4chan rule in effect.
>>3452367If you had £5.8k in the UK you'd be entitled to the same benefits, if not more
>>3452309>>3452309That would be very nice and cute.Really a few longer stories (2-3) of 2 episodes during the season besides the standard twoparters would be very cute.
>>3452354Who knows. Take a look and let your boner do all the talking.
>>3452352Too many.
>>3452391That wasn't my point. You'd be entitled to a lot of benefits at £0 too, but it's not enough to really live on.
I don't think I like you guys very much.
>>3452420Depends what you define living I guess. I count myself incredibly lucky to have enough to run a car, house and to put food on the table by my own hand
>>3452309Oh god I would love this. A kind of "What do we all do when we aren't hanging out." episode.Maybe we could expose some of those secrets about their personal lives.
>>3452385It'll actually be less if we can get another roommate soonthat's just based on me having to pay full rent>>3452437>I don't think I like you guys very much.but I love you anon
>>3452388YES FLUTTERSHYTHIS IS A TERRIBLE TIMEYOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY IF YOU REALLY WANT
>>3452386Relax, manMaybe enjoy some anthro fluttershy?I know it's furry, but I'm willing to try anything to chill your grill
>>3452411
>>3452272>>3452307>>3452350>>3452387>A villain is introduced.>Ron voices him>It's Tirek
>all this personal bloggingBring Metals back, at least it was just him doing it and not a lot of anons too
>>3452453She only seems to come around at bad times
>>3452456I'm already chill as fuck man
>>3452459Snarky no plsI had just begun finding white women superior again
>>>/v/148401361
>>3452466>not GrogarTirek would be someone else. It would still be awesome, but not Ron awesome.
>The US will never have a sensible healthcare system
>>3452440Well okay, but now we're into the territory of "you could survive in a poorhouse", but, you know that's not really what we're talking about.
>>3452450GG, what pony most resembles you?
>Dovne drew SpikeWhy are so many good artists pedophils?
>>3452483Sproink!
>>3452485>tfw you considered writing Grogar firstFuck. Shoulda gone with my gut.
>>3452467But it's better if it's only anons are blogging. Even if every post was anonymous, from the shit posts to the hamburger time reports, it would still be better than one thread on ponychan.
soi was thinkinghasbrorightand you know what else is hasbrothis is hasbroponies should banked curves
>>3452486We're trying>The U.S. will never right itself thanks to a giant war
>>3452445But isn't that what Gabby Gum is about? Well its all a lie, but isn't that the basis?
What are you hoping for in season 3, /co/? I really want an Applejack song or a duet with Rarity and Sweetie.
>>3452367Cost of living however is about a dollar to a pound.
>>3452169>Especially since those limitations would make an action oriented show really dull. They can't show any blood, they can't show an injury on screen and they certainly won't have the cast kill anything.>It would make for a very dull show.oh shit, i didn't know that you can only have an actual good story if it has tons of violence, blood and deadbesides is not like Hasbro is not open to at least a little bit of violence, remember the royal wedding?>And yes, I was quite prepared for the show to get dull after its third season.well, and don't you think that the people working on the show realized this too?actually Lauren Faust recognized that recycling stories and the limitations imposed by Hasbro might turn into a problem very soon, so unless they come up with something different, you can bet that they already gave up on the show and they are just going to throw some lazy repetitive shit for the rest of the series
>>3452240What's your point?
>>3452485Seriously.He would make an awesome Grogar.\>The Elements of Harmony crash against him.>The smoke clears, showing him wearing a smug grin.
>>3452509Not quite, Twilight is not talking shit about ponyville and Dash is not going to the spa.
>mlpg is completely ignoring trotconfigures
>>34525131. Celestia song2. Celestia episode3. Celestia using her powers to effect for once
>>3452466and Grogar is Max von Sydow.
>>3452531is there anything funny going on there? post pics.
>>3452401>Really a few longer stories (2-3) of 2 episodes during the season besides the standard twoparters would be very cute.This.
>>3452509Not all of them were lies though.
>>3452527>The smoke clears, showing him wearing a smug grin.>silver surfer and candyass save the day
>he thinks we're laughing with him and not at him!
>>3452531the fuck is a trotcon?
>>3452531I went. It was horrible
>>3452531unless there is an austimstream im not intrested
>>3452527>"Any time you're ready, girls... I'm waiting..."
>>3452527What if Ned Beatty voiced him?
>>3452538There was a rave and a Furries vs Bronies panel.
>>3452543Tail Extensions
>>3452513I am hoping that AJ is a LEAD for once in her own episode and rather than about the episode being about AJ.>>3452530That is what I meant about being a lie.>>3452543I know. Pinkie, Rarity, and Mayor are legit.
>>3452482how about a blipster?
>>3452483>>3452496>tfw you really want to rail enchantress
>>3452556
>>3452566>Furries vs Bronies panelPlease tell me this is going on youtube
GUYSGUYSI HAVE BEST IDEAFOR S3TWILIGHT GETS TRAPPED INA GOAT TOWER
>>3452572>He may be evil as fuck.>But he isn't without his manners.
>>34525072nd Civil war?>the US never not be full of jesusfrecks
>>3452569Pretty sure Big Mac's wasn't a lie either. Omega as hell. That's what makes him cute though
>>3452566>Furries vs Bronies panelJesus Christ how horrifying
>>3452564Old-goat, calculating, behind the scenes villain Grogar = Yes. Ned Beatty's good with plotting, planning type villains.Young-buck get-in-there-and-do-it-yourself villain Grogar = Ron would probably pull it off better.
>>3452570Eh.Not doing it for me as much as the beautiful black goddess you posted first.
>>3452556In his voice. He and Keith David need to do something together so that I can orgasm to their voices.
>>3452533Yeah, there is a LACKING of the Sun Alicorn for her own episode. Such a beautiful mare deserve one greatly.
>>3452533This. The writers keep shafting Celestia in terms of screentime and character development, and she's the single most prominent character aside from Spike and the Mane 6. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. Not to mention, she's supposed to have protected Equestria for a thousand years while Luna was on the moon and the Elements were useless hunks of stone. If she sucks, all the ponies should have been eaten by all the dragons and hydras and shit.
>>3452577This is the only thing that was uploaded so far I thinkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11-Nlem-Vs
>>3452570>humanized-twilight.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztCujPhPFe0Here's Pinkie Pie's Japanese voice
>>3452608>hoof tentacle wrapping around a wine gobletPls bronies, pls.
>>3452578I like this plan
>>3452608>episode ends with celestia writing a letter to her mother about what shes found in life about friendship>the letter lights up and sparks away into ash>she sheds a single tear
>>3452598>Ron as Grogar>Ned as Tirek?
>>3452613Because the show is not about her and her life before the show is not relevant.
>>3452626Who rules the goat tower?How deep does it run?
I wouldn't mind if Season had episodes focused on the Princesses, Big Mac, Zecora, the royal guards, etc.
>>3452544>implying the first thing Grogar does isn't to put those two down hard.
>>3452638The show is about whatever the show is about.
>>3452566It's shit like this that drives me crazy.Some nutjob will go shoot up a theater full of people watching a mediocre batman movie, but he won't put his bullets/insanity to good use and shoot up something like this
>>3452621I fucking hate that voice that all japanese female characters have. It sounds so insanely fake and grates on my ears. I can't believe that people actually find this attractive to listen to.
>>3452618I feel like Xerxes when he felt the human shiver go up his spine
>>3452653the goat tower is eternal.
>>3452661This show is about the main cast and Spike.
>>3452653It runs just as far underground as it does above.It is the focal point of all the planets ley lines.
>>3452662>Killing people for doing something you do-I can't even jokingly finish that greentext. I want them dead too.
>>3452653>David Bowie goat>I just want a labyrinth episode
>>3452600Natalie Benson.
>>3452566Oh and karaoke toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcafuRTi--c&feature=plcp
>>3452664The main 6 sound the same when they sing, so it makes sense
>>3452638Yeah, but they should at least let her show off and kick some ass. If she sucks, all the ponies should be dead by now. This isn't just about her character, this is about the setting making sense.
>>3452653>Who rules the goat tower?
>>3452591>the inevitable Celestia fight>Nicole Oliver bantering with Ron Perlman>Ron makes it sound like he's flirting with her.
>>3452681I don't believe that was ever codified.
>>3452685>David Bowie Goat>Not David Bowie as the alpha Diamond Dog
>>3452662>I don't like these people>They should all die
>>3452696the queen of redacted butts.ross
>>3452664Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
>>3452686
>>3452687>bald guy in cargo shorts>im a furry bronyecmajor,skoon and joseco where there, i want to see video of them
Hey mlpg Quick give me 9 earth ponies. (other than big mac, applejack and pinkie pie). preferably with enough scenes so that they have their cutie marks shown.
>>3452592Truer words, M. Descartes, were never spoken.
>>3452697unf.
>>3452725Watch the fucking show you brony retard.
where's GR?I want to suck his dick so he'll draw us more teen-filly pictures
>>3452653>How deep does it run?...Fuck, now I'm imagining a pone-themed roguelike/dungeon crawler RPG about delving as many floors deep as you can into a sprawling dungeon starting from a simple goat tower above the surface.>this will never happen
>>3452725Caramel
>>3452636>Gilbert Gottfried as the Smoz
>>3452725Carrot topBon bonthe spa twinsBraeburnCaramelOctaviaBerry punch.
>>3452725Granny SmithMr. CakeFilthy RichSoarin
>>3452721she's like a muscular Halle Berry.last one, promise.
>>3452725BonBonGolden Harvest/Carrot TopJunebug
>>3452725Big Mac Caramel Mayor Mare SnipsCherilee
>>3452725Caramel, Braeburn, any of the Apples at the Apple Family Reunion in the pilot...
>>3452725Roseluck and the other flower sisters
>>3452747>there will never be a spiralling, massive tower from Ponyville to Cloudsdale that you could set an RPG in similar to Ys: Origin
>>3452757>Soarin
>>3452752BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
>>3452761snips is a unicorn.
>>3452767Caramel is not a Apple.
>>3452757>Soarin'>Earth ponyReally?
>>3452747I like more the idea of a RL with Rarity exploring the Canterlot Caves from the wedding, wth shit like ghost unicorns, rogue Changelings and shit.
>>3452747>its as expansive as the mines of Moria>the Minotaur mine deep in search of gold, with the goats directing the working bulls.>the Minotaur were never in charge. it were always the goat.
>>3452757>>3452761I never thought I'd see the day with so many go damn retards in one place.
>>3452792Did I call him Caramel Apple? No? That's because I didn't.
>>3452759She's fucking gorgeous, but nobody can pull of those kinds of hats.Not even her.
>>3452810u mad?
>>3452810
holy shit I am the biggest fucking creeper everI love it
>>3452808What the fuck is that owlbeast in the last panel
>>3452723Don't have a video of any of them, but have a picture of ecmajo.
>>3452809Cosmo plsplspls
>>3452834Share why.
>>3452808I want that owlbear.
>>3452846can know peace from these thumbnails.
>>3452840Owlbear
>>3452840you know what an owlbear is? this is a bearowl.
>>3452846the fuck
>>3452846As horrid as ecmajor looks in real life, I'd still fuck him in his fursuit hard enough to shatter his pelvis
>>3452846SMALLER
are there any fap fics or greentexts with pinkie pie that focus on sneezing, boogers and picking your nose?if there are none, would mlpg like one?
http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/6719/afterview1#.UA-Hwc1lT8I
>>3452886No and no_
>>3452886m-maybeI don't know if I'm ready for this fetish
>>3452870how would you even have sex?also he wouldnt let you ruin his $4,000 fursuit
>>3452846Whoops
>bored as hell>decide to give Ace of Spades another try>someone named blue_photon is being at best a mediocre sniper>talking all kinds of shit>he kills me once>"HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING OWNED *trolldad*"Fuck all fanbases of every video game ever.
>>3452888:[
>>3452886no. and that's a stupid fetish.
If you've seen me, I'm already inside your eye
>>3452888>fart
>>3452895pegasu and unicon seem like the worst options for cuddling
>>3452770>>3452761>>3452760>>3452757>>3452754>>3452750thank you, i just wanted to get a good idea as to which ponies people thought of first>>3452739... you were of no help to anyone.
>>3452895Scootaloo. Is the cuddling __sexual?
>>3452909Better than farts
>>3452903Dryhumping is certainly a possibility I wouldn't rule out
>>3452905That's the part where you gun for him specifically and act all indifferent
>>3452909I never thought I'd see the day you said a fetish was stupid.
That's real frikken kawaii.
>>3452850Pls maybe, what, respond accurately I'm so thirsty.What is it that you need?
>>3452927no it isn't. the Inferior Four is now the Inferior Five.
>>3452925No. Behave yourself.
>>3452895I don't think there's a thing in the world that could stop me from peeling those sweaty suits off of their nubile bodies......the latex sticking to their coat as they pant, exhausted...
>>3452905>not doing that in every game everit makes people like you mad and makes them play worse.
>>3452697>>3452737>"Hello, darling - did you get all dressed up just for me? I'm flattered, truly.">"Grogar...!">"Good to see you too, Celestia.">"How? You were sealed away by the Elements of Harmony!">"Did you honestly think you could keep me shut away forever? I told you I'd be back."
>>3452895But how am I supposed to achieve maximum cuddleage with those clothes getting in the way?
I have to wake up at 9 to go to a class that starts at 10 and ends at 12, then go home and pick up my sister at 12:30 to drop her off at class and wait an hour before going home. And all of this is with driving. I am terrified of driving. And I can't help myself staying up because of this quest or this thread.
>>3452948Do you think Cheerilee likes chalk taste?
>>3452953Are the inferior five all on the same level in your eyes?I mean I hate scat and diapers too, but I'd still say diapers are less horrifying than scat.
>>3452969
>>3452969>Chestboobs>Fillies
>>3452937There was also an aimbotter who claimed he started shooting at people before they turned corners because he was korean.I was pretty occupied with grenading him.
>>3452966>the magic of hatred... >hatred never changes
>>3452977Bring vodka and OJ in a thermos to work, that's what I do, usually sober enough to drive by the time it's over
Session 2: Complete.
>>3452905>mfw AoS .51 with /v/ months backYou think we can organize a server for us?
>>3452898>>3452909>not wanting to ejaculate snot all over pinkieI had no idea mlpg was gay>>3452902give me a week
>>3452951c3 when?
>>3452983there is no small sin. all are equally damned in the sight of the Lord.
>>3452921>Wings smacking you in the face with enough force to crush your nose.>Horns that can stab shit.
>>3452809Why would it be a minotaur mine when there are diamond dogs?
I won't post any of my caps anymore. Red Player can do that.
>>3453014Wait a goddamn second>no capitalizationdarf?
>>3453028the dogs were there firstthey were greedy and mined to deep
Luna Quest is over.Can we please keep the autism levels to an absolute minimum next time?
>>3453041It's the only useful thing I seem to accomplish anymore... aside from give people a common "enemy" so they don't argue with each other.
>>3453026Calvin, plspls
Thanks to those participating in Luna "Quest" again! I hope tonight was to your liking.And of course, leave some criticism if it's not up to par. Always looking to improve and so on.Besides saying it's autistic I mean. That's a given in these parts, yeah?
>>3453044>capitalized INot him.
>>3453044nah he's never coming back
>>3453010>get side-tracked on doing important shit>miss everythingokay...
>>3452966>"It seems like you have been busy lately, my dear.">"It's a pity, you get to watch it all fall, piece by piece."
>>3453069>>3453067
>>3453041are you the guy who does arrows to extraneous posts, shows spoilers, and describes what the links are?if you are, cap everything. you're a cool dude.
>>3453054>in a "you're trying to date a cartoon horse" quest>"Pls guys don't be so weird about this."
>>3452994>>3452994>Shining Armor tries to be a hero>a tiny ring of the bell and he's sent into a wall, along with every one of his troops>"Now, now, Junior, Daddy hasn't seen Mommy in... oh, nearly a hundred years now. Give us a little alone time, there's a good boy."
>>3453050I want to run a Pony Dungeons and Dragons game and throw a Balor at my players, but I need players to do that.
>>3453058You're a better poster than I can ever be. I just fuck things up all the time.
>>3453016I'm almost done with it.The chapter ends with the next one is an actual spoilerboth of them in the hospital
>>3453011The best flavor of the month ever.Is it possible to put passwords on servers?Because that'd decide how long until it went to shit.
>>3452916Are you telling me I shouldn't blink?
>>3453076I'm sorry my poor grammar got your hopes up.
>>3453104IT'S JUST THE FUCKING INTERNET
>>3453070If it's important shit you shouldn't feel bad about missing frivolous shit.
>>3453109You have two days.Are you feeling better?
>>3453080>people bringing up the "hurr it's weird" thingWe already realize this you fucking mongoloids, this doesn't mean the players have to act so retarded about the commands.
>>3453114isn't it possible to not make the server appear on the site?
http://youtu.be/AweHze8gNXo
>grogaroh shit, I forgot
>>3453065my first quest and so far, it's good.Also AGAIN NOBODY CAN AGREE ON PICK A CHOICE
>>3453139Well, maybe if you want to express that thought you should come out and say it instead of relying upon meaningless buzzwords.
>>3453064>give her le damnation
>>3453126No no, don't be.
>>3453158Grogar pls let me in.
>>3453161It's either people getting made at namefags or anonymous posters trying to ruin the whole thing with crap choices.
>>3453130physics homework can be done any timebut Luna Quest only happens once a week
>>34531332 days. Gotcha.I feel way better. Just got back from batman. Time to draw.>>3453093That would be fun as hell man@
>>3453158>"This infernal door is far too small.">"...I...can't move."
>>3453161Glad you're enjoying it. Although it's not a real quest, since there isn't any real objective other than "waifu x horse," but I'm glad you're having fun. I hope.
>>3453193>And then he was imprisoned in the goat tower.
>>3453189It could have been better if sentenal didn't link it in the OP two threads ago.
Did this ever get colored?
>>3453210>he animates the goat tower>Grogar's Flying Tower
>>3453218Or if he didn't dick off in the quest itself, thinking he was helping why being as retarded as possible.
>>3453218Uhhg, I fucking hate him for that.
>>3453166Oh pull the stick out of your ass.
>>3453233>"Wait a second. How do I steer this infernal cone?!">crashes into a succession of trees
>>3453218oh no our sekrit club
>>3453218In my experience, MLPG does a good enough job fucking itself. It doesn't need /mlp/'s help with being terrible.Blame sentenal all you want, but in the end it was probably just a bunch of horsefuckers.
So, has Aspirant decided to delay LunaQuest yesterday? Please tell me it will be today plz
Welp.We've lost another one.I guess I can finally unfollow him for real.
>>3453260>By the time he arrives in Canterlot he is dragging half the countryside behind the tower.
>>3453278u mad?
>>3453278Lost to what?
>>3453276Sorry man, just wrapped up. Scroll up for the cap.
>>3453260>Infernal conehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agE-l-Y9yeo
>>3453268>first quest was good>this quest which sentenal posted to and in was god awfulIt's not hard to put two and two together, unless you're sentenal of course.
>>3452966>>3452994>>3453074>>3453084[Grogar]
>>3453278oh my unf
>>3453084>>3452994>>3452966>>3453074I'm reading all of this in Ron Perlman's voice.It's glorious, I tell you.
>>3453294>>3453294fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckvvvvErg,dgbed.agswqfuck ti, I'm not reading. Screw everything
>>3453276He already finished today, bro.
>>3453278oh godwho stole Spikes feet?
I just went to lunaquest and ctrl-f'd "sentenal" and I don't get what you are all freaking out about.Calm down, aren't we all autistic here?
>>3453278Excuse me for sucking cocks, but who is this and why are they drawing this?
>>3453278>You up there taking your horse arts too seriously again, son?
>>3453296>Courage musicOh god I'm starting to >feel
>>3453191If only the people here liked playing pony DnD instead of complaining about how complicated choosing a race and class and skills is.
>>3453323DovneIs hot
>>3453315>history.jpgHAHA, you glorious bastard!
>>3453322>>>3451296
>>3453278>lost another oneThis phrase has lost all meaning.
>>3453297The only good part was the part with SA.And that is SAYING something
Any of you horsefuckers going to Everfree Northwest?
>>3453297>>3453352What was so bad about it?
>>3453329that was just one guy
I hate you all.I hope you miss me, and I'm never gonna come back.
[AS]
>>3453329I'd play if I didn't think I was terrible at roleplaying.
Are we making fun of a quest in both picture and text format in a My Little Pony General?
>>3453347>We don't know shit about our past, its a wonder we know how to even talk.>Perhaps a few images from our childhood, but they are fleeting.>SUDDENLY WE LAMENT ABOUT OUR NIGHT SKY, HOW THE LIGHTS FROM THE CITIES BLIND US FROM THE TRUE WONDERS OF THE NIGHT'S SKY.
>>3453278Why does Spike have a gigantic asshole?
>>3453366Well this all depends on who you are
>>3453359Basically sentenal linked the sub quest thread in the OP two threads ago, and as a result it was flooded with retards trying to derail the whole thing. He also forgot a huge plot point and acted like a brony.
>>3453352>Aspirant asks for criticism>Anon decides he'd rather whine about it in reply to not the authorJesus fuck, if you want something to change, tell the guy writing it!
>MFW People honestly saying that people should do a shooting at a brony conventionFirst off, nice edginess, and two that won't be good considering that then no one would be allowed to treat bronies with the criticism they should receive and would rather have treat them like victims
>>3453093I'd play but I always miss the starts of games.
>>3453389that's his cloaca.
>>3453389Because he's got a little pony in him.
>>3453387So the guy comes up with some dumb ideas.It's no reason to drag that shit in here and bring down the thread quality.Come on.
>>3453347That's like...Below normal levels of autism for sentenal.Do you guys not remember the time he had a breakdown and started talking about killing himself in a "thought experiment" and talking all sorts of insane bullshit like jumping off his couch into another dimension?Like, really. This isn't even bad for him.
>>3453325http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4AAdk5YPoFiM's ending theme
>>3453278i would that.
>>3453400u mad?
>>3453400Who are you quoting?
>>3453409Yes it is.
>>3453411That's our Sentenal!
>>3453373We have one fucker who only plays assholes and Little Pip. You don't have to roleplay all that much.
>>3453409>Some
>>3453425If you honestly think that, then you're just as bad as he is.
>>3453431>>3453411>>3453425>>3453387So are these posts serious or joking?
>>3453426>Que classy jingle
>>3453422I've seen it brought up numerous times on /v/ and here and I just wanted to point out why that a brony shooting would be bad for usbut a brony commuting a shooting would be interesting
>>3453387>the time he had a breakdown and started talking about killing himself in a "thought experiment" and talking all sorts of insane bullshit like jumping off his couch into another dimension?my god I'm laughing so hardI want to be friends with him just in a desperate attempt to understand him
>>3453449It's late.That means it's time to >feel.
>>3453454It was fucking hilarious at the time.
>>3453402>mfw I realized Gilda isn't the only FiM character with a cloacaSomeone draw Garble's.
>>3453450>I've seen it brought up numerous times on /v/What is wrong with you?
>>3453454He's not hard to understand. He's just really, really stupid. But he also desperately wants us to like him.I don't understand the hate he gets, honestly.
>>3453462And now?
>>3453412
>>3453463Gilda doesn't have a cloaca, she has a feline vagina
>>3453459I've stopped starting >feels with >you will never because honestly, I think it's more positive that way.
Fuck it, I was thinking of staying up and writing but I'd rather not sift through all this dumb shit to find things worth writing about.Hell, maybe it's time to just stop writing altogether.Whatever, a jingle for your troubles.[1]
>>3453463>Gilda>A griffon>Back half is a lion>CloacaThat doesn't make any sense, anon.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO SAY SOMETHING THAT HAS MORE TO DO WITH CANON THAN FANON.
>>3453467>angry thread>"hurr durr sentenal ruined mai horse waifu quest"Why are you even surprised that /v/ is here?
>>3453469He namefagged without reason for months.That's enough to earn the eternal enmity of MLPG.And, you know, he seems to be really REALLY fucked up mentally.
>>3453490Pinkie Promise
>>3453469Anonymous is not going to bow down to some asspie retard looking for friends. We are going to judge someone for what they are, harshly and coldly. We are not someones personal army.
>>3453296>That episodeThat'd be interesting, an unhappy villain that sees everyone happy in Equestria. So he wants to bring doom to them.
>>3453490Twilight is a bad dancer.
>>3453490Twilight is the cutest, smartest all around best pony
>>3453490Fluttershy is best ponythis is canon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02QTU4ADfnK
>>3453490I would fuck Nyx
>>3453484>You will never'sGood, stop doing those.
>>3453469I DO like him. Even as clumsy as he is, I still would rather have him here than the likes of the fluffy pony crowd, or Ross.
>>3453490mr and mrs.cake have actual sex.
>>3453427...Are you talking about Nopo?
>>3453477>>3453487>roars like a lion>front her bird halfStop being spoilsports.
>>3453503On a betHow long do you think Pinkie could go without singing?
If sentenal uploaded a video of himself sobbing, I would gladly be his friend
>>3453500is this a real post
>>3453490Nightmare Moon was just misunderstood.
>>3453513Yeah, right? It's depressing as hell to read that.If the Teen Romance stories had been entirely made of >you will never, I don't think they'd have taken off the way they did.
>>3453484mt oo
>>3453490Rainbow Dash keeps kissing girls.
>>3453490Pones are adorable
>>3453536I think it is
>>3453490If Luna's Celestia's only sister - then where did Blue Blood and Cadence come from?
>>3453497Having a name isn't a good reason, really. The whole anon vs. tripfag thing is just... I don't give a fuck about it anymore, you know?And as stupid as he is, he isn't an asshole at all. He's well-meaning, if a total dork.My basic criteria on whether or not I'm going to hate someone is if he's an asshole. Sents is an idiot, but he isn't an asshole.The only namefag I really hate here is Deaf, and that's because he's just a total dick.
>>3453540>you will never is a bit of a restricting statement, really. it's much more liberating to not have to tack that on the front of every line
>>3453540speaking of, where are we, and who are we on tonight?Applebloom again tonight, or should we try somebody else?
>>3453490Celestia is a paper tiger.
>>3453556
>>3453540Not to mention read as confusing as fuck.You will never's are just the cheap shit of greentext.....so they are like, double cheap shit.
>>3453556>these two pones are adorableFixed.
>>3453536I speak on behalf of everyone who has been exposed to that retard since day one of his first post. We are not going to offer kindness of tolerance to him, no matter how hard he pushes for it. He is pathetic, he always has and always will be. He will never change who or what he is, and I will be opposed to his faggroty because no good can come from it.
>>3453565Why not just drop the whole "greentext" thing and just write complete sentences in a typical prose format?And use something other than second-person-present, too.
>>3453569I vote Sweetie
>>3453565That's what killed this Gilda greentext.
>>3453563Well, I mean, that's fine. But the point of discussion isn't motivations for hating people, it's why Sent is hated. He's hated because he's a namefagging idiot who seems to have, literally and without hyperbole, a brain problem.If you don't have him for that, whatever, man, but that's why.
>>3453572...I forgot I had that image loaded. I even forgot why I had it loaded.
>>3453569I'm fine with Applebloom or Silver Spoon
>>3453584Look in the mirror
>>3453573hahahaha
>>3453497>namefagging>the eternal enmity of MLPGOur artfags and writefags put on names and nobody seems to mind them.Fuck, Deafdefiler doesn't do a thing, and I don't hear you complaining about him wearing a name.
>>3453591why is tess best artist?
>>3453598What about Sweetie?
>>3453584>I speak on behalf of everyone who has been exposed to that retard since day one of his first post. Don't speak for me you fucking faggot. He does useful shit now. You're trying so fucking hard to be edgy it's ridiculous and you legitimately sound younger and less mature than Sentenal himself.
does anyone have a drawing request?
>>3453584"kindness of tolerance" gave it away.8/10
>>3453592No what killed it was the fact that it was really shitty.
>>3453606Anon we are friends now.
>>3453588Because greentext is easier, duh.
>>3453605You color porn?
>>3453605Do you want to tackle some Ponies in Boxer Briefs?Like Twilight wearing some Pinkie Pie Boxers
>>3453605The main 6 at Celestia's funeral
>>3453612>You're trying so fucking hard to be edgyThat's the point. It's a strawman to make everyone who has a problem with sentenal look retarded.
>>3453605Spike slapping an apple.
>>3453611Sweetie...Hmm.Sell it to me.
>>3453605CMC playing in a river.
>>3453609I complain about him all the time. He's my least favorite trip.
>>3453605Could you draw Flitter and Cloudchaser arguing over boys they like while Thunderlane and rumble eavesdrop?
>>3453606...That's kinda got implications out of context.
>>3453624Shit, I read that as color requestI'm dumb
>>3453632I really hope you're right.The alternative is just...ugh.
>>3453588>why not both?.jpg
>>3453632You mean like this guy?
>>3453649What implications? It's pretty clear that Squigglekicker is canon, anon.
>>3453614Silver Spoon giving Diamond Tiara some roses
>>3453644But who are more tolerable? The useless trips or the useless names?
>>3453606hmhow'd she get leaves on her while trowelling a dam?
>>3453616Sorry, but you're wrong.
>>3453656I'm preeettyy sure that that was NTSTS.
>>3453662I'm okay with that.
>>3453656I can't tell the difference between that post and these posts>>3453584>>3453500what is even going on in this thread
>>3453606>>3453573>"I can't stand seeing a beautiful mare getting ruined like that.">"Mane, ahah, mane. Can't stand a beautiful mane getting ruined like that..."
>>3453656I wrote that at the time, and, looking back, I wish I hadn't.It was stupid, and it only gave ammunition to that guy who keeps spamming sentenal hat.Sents isn't that bad, shit.
>>3453667She said something about the everfree forest.
>>3453595Now I just really wish that people would be a little less vocal about their hatred.Nobody wants to have to listen to the same few people tell them how much they hate Sentenal for the 3 millionth time.
>>3453678It's that vocabulary man.
>>3453678For some reason the steam chat told Sentenal it was NTSTS, because they knew it would get under his skin, but it wasn't him. It was just anon.
>>3453667She was neck down in one of Rarities bushes.
>>3453668So they don't write Gilda to make her weak at the knees at Anon's HUGE THROBBING COCK?
>>3453688>that feelI feel bad now.
>>3453689he isn't good.
>>3453688>rarity losing her spaghettihhnnnhh
What kind of tattoos do you think human Gilda would have?I'm thinking maybe an eagle, globe, and anchor on one arm, maybe a spiderweb on her shoulder.
>>3453689YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
>>3453694I'd much rather hear about how much someone hates sentenal than someone blogging about their personal life.
>>3453528Yes.
>>3453726Swastika on her inner thigh
>>3453709Dude. Hate to tell you... but you're in MLPG.
>>3453662>Squigglekicker>WD got me into that>Hasn't updated since June
>>3453730>FilenameWhat kind of pono is that.
>>3453728I wouldn't.
>tfw none of the useful trips/contributors even use their names anymore and the only people that do are Deafdefiler/Nanaki and shit like thatWhy do Rose, SB, and LK all go nameless, even when posting stuff they did? It just makes it more confusing when trying to talk to them and every thread is filled with people trying to call them out and guess when they're in the thread. There's no reason for it. I feel like they got bullied by anonymous into thinking they were doing something wrong while they were the only people doing it right in the first place.Pls contributors. Pls.
>>3453732My nigga!>You will never trace your tongue over Gilda's swastika tattoo
>>3453726eagle on her left tit, lion on her right titsnake down the middle
>>3453734That does not excuse shitty writing.
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>>3453689I remember you. Didn't you say you had fun writing about how much you fake hated people? You wrote up something like that for Ross as well.
>>3453728I'd rather talk about ponies.You know, in the fucking MLP General?
>>3453605Drawn an adventurer that falls into a pit full of pony traps.
>>3453726The eye markings and dyed tip of her hair are already pretty cool...but perhaps a tattoo just above her ass?
>>3453717He's neutral. He's occasionally useful, but more often he's just a mascot. He's kind of fun to kick around, but that gets old quickly. No reason to hate him, though.
>>3453743Hey. I mostly just use my trip when I contribute.I am the slowest writer in the history of anything.
>>3453739a ponotato
>>3453766Rainbow Dash's cutie mark?
>>3453743I know. There seems to be only two options:A) Worthless poster who uses his name needlessly all the fucking timeB) Contributor who doesn't use his name when he should, resulting in people constantly going "TRIPFAG PLZ GO/STAY/DRAW/WRITE/ETC" when they think it might be him.Literally no one does it right.
>>3453756...teen-human Sweetie it is.>captcha: bottom. DesiecnTHE CAPTCHA GODS HAVE SPOKEN!
>>3453766>Tramp stampseughI like to think she'd be a little more serious about tattoos.
>>3453762do you mean like traps full of ponies, or girlyboy traps? because that second option sounds really good right now.
>>3453773But you're not me.
>>3453726a skull on one breast. a heart on the other.Maltese cross on the inner thigh.tallymarks of her win/loss record in her fights on her lower back.
sentenal never leaveI love the fights people get into whenever your existence is mentioned
>>3453797No, no I am not. I often wish I was, but alas I cannot into facial hair like you apparently can.
>>3453784You know, maybe if people would lighten up a bit on their blind hatred towards tripcodes, we wouldn't HAVE this problem.
>>3453779
>>3453797pacce larry linguini where
>>3453796Girlboy traps. A month or two ago there was talk of a temple full of sexual traps and a week later some one wrote a greentext about getting caught by a trap pony trap that no one really cared about.
>>3453773I'd say Nathen, but he writes fuck all so I'll go with TAW.
>>3453803Kind of like the Jews.
>>3453781I was thinking an spread eagle design>>3453788Hey man I dunno! She's got an attitude and loves showing off like Dash does. Maybe she likes the attention.
>>3453688>"What was that, sugarcube?">"Ah, n-nothing, I was just commenting on your ma-">"Ah heard that part, and that was nice of you and all.">Applejack moves in close to the now blushing unicorn in front of her.>"I just want to hear you say the first part again."
>>3453805My secret...Use tape.
>>3453816you have my boner's attention, sir.
>a adventure to the Temples of Lust.>"Watch out anon! They say even a brief contact with the wall of dicks can be threatening! I've heard that if you even so much as in inhale a wiff of the musk, you'll be addicted to semen for the rest-">she's suddenly interrupted as you push her into it>the brief moment of panic and terror fades almost immediately as she makes contact with it, replaced by a lusty smile and bedroom eyes. >she turns to one of the many dicks that jut from the wall and begins licking it fondly.>"Oops." you smirk
>>3453818nope.mp4
>>3453824BLUSH!I LOVE BLUSH!
>>3453823>in the summer, she goes out wearing just a bra and shorts
>>3453818TAW is ded.
>>3453726Mythological tattoos (she has to have a griffon on her somewhere) mixed with WWI/WWII fighter-pilot-type tattoos (like a downed-planes tally on her back, the kind you'd paint on your fuselage) and some heavy-metal/punk-rock.As cheesy as it was, I kinda liked the ammo-chain Art-Anon put around her arm.
>>3453761Which pony secretly sleeps with the tattered remains of her security blanket?
>>3453824Keep going.
>>3453838NTSTSTS
>>3453853Celestia.
>>3453848But anon! He's the most followed author on fimfiction! Aren't you happy for him? Aren't you proud that he started writing here, for us? :D
>>3453847I think you mean a bra and boxers
>>3453853Applejack.
>>3453853rarity. it is the only item in her entire house that she refuses to wash
>>3453866nope.avi
>>3453872i think YOU mean boyshortsunf.
>>3453853
>>3453773That's how I do it. Although to be fair, I only took a name/trip because you guys told me to.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1232012?password=2629fb6d2384da89796a4811ef6db5f2ac657bab4 cops one disguiser
>>3453879fuck.Hint?
why are we still talking about authors who haven't done anything in months
>>3453881>>3453872Unfthere's always slung low so you can see some of her asswhen people walk by on the sidewalk she doesn't shoot a glance over her shoulder, she knows they looked
>>3453831tell me how to dig through the archive with google and I can find it for you
>>3453872no. just basketball shorts. i like them better than boxers.i have a confession: i used to see Gilda as a more aggressive-looking Samantha. now, i can't see her as anybody besides Natalie Benson. i am absolutely in love.
>>3453894You're a good man/woman/robot.>>3453896<--
>>3453853>"The hell's that supposed to be?">"Shut up, dweeb."
If you had to sort all the posts from MLPG ever into three catagories: Tripfag/contributor discussion, Show Dicussion, or Neither, which out of the first two, assuming you sorted accurated, do you suppose would have more?
>all this gilda discussiondoes this mean no teens?
>>3453915In the next thread.
>>3453905Jetfire!
>>3453903Basketball shorts... and no underwear?
>>3453915NOPE
>>3453928
>>3453914Neither.It's mostly complaining about nothing in here.
>>3453914Tripfag/contributor discussion.Though I guess it depends how loose your definition of Show Discussion is.I think trip discussion would win anyway
>>3453935Gilda has never NOT gone commando.
> knighty developing and maintaining submission system for EqDalways knew he was a faggot
>>3453915All this Gilda discussion is depressing.Because you fags humanize her.
>>3453869Not when he's a cunt about things, no.>Who needs you guys, I have bronies sucking my cock everywhere else!
>>3453889>it's a faded Wonderbolts filly's blanket>just a repeating pattern of their logo, a cloud and a nameless Wonderbolt silhouette on a blue backround>Dash hides it under her pillow
>>3453955u mad
>>3453935of course no underwear. what do you think she is, some kind of diva?actually, i would love to see Gilda wrestle in the Divas division. against Beth and Nattie. the boners.
>>3453905I give up>>3453894Now I know you're TAW
>>3453960>Who needs you guys, I have bronies sucking my cock everywhere else!>Everyone bitch about him in this place
>>3453869No, because he acts like a faggot.
>>3453944>out of the first two
>>3453959She and Trixie can go die.
>>3453960Fluffy syndrome?
>>3453982Fuck you I do what I want.
>>3453960And then anon bitches and cries about no contributors.
>>3453988>implying Gilda wouldn't rip Fluttershy to shreds in that situation
>>3453894>good contriputors drop their trips due to non-descript ill feeling towards tripcodes>Ross has still never worn a tripcodeno justice.
Would you prefer your Gilda with or without pubes?Personally pubes are like the hottest thing on a woman.
>>3453988you'd think you've never seen an antagonist beforenews flash: characters aren't obligated to be nice
>>3453999The stare broThe stare
>>3454001He used to but he stopped because everyone filtered him and he wanted to spam his images to people that didn't want to see them anyway.
>>3453988And then they gave into the passion.
>>3453959You don't get off to humans, that's YOUR problem.
>>3454004she trims regularly because it just gets in the way
>>3453824>"I..." Rarity states, caught off guard.>"I-it was just a slip of the to-" Rarity is hauled mid sentence by a hoof in her mouth.>She looks up to see Applejack looking at her flatly.>"I don't care much for poor lairs." Her face warms up a little.>"But you can try again, if you want."
>>3454009>me in charge of watching the show
Which non-pony from the show do you want to cuddle with most?
>>3453831>>3453902Looks like I fucked it up the first time I posted it.>not content to live out the rest of your life in Ponyville you set out to explore Equestria>once the cities and towns became boring you set out into the wilderness in search of adventure and treasure>after weeks of following a tattered map through dense jungle you finally find the lost temple it leads to>the pony you bought the map from spoke an Equestrian dialect you did not understand well, but he was able to communicate that the temple was full of traps and that none of the ponies who went searching for it ever returned>you spend hours solving complex puzzles and carefully avoiding hidden pitfalls, pressure plates, and magical tripwires>at last you reach the hall leading to the treasury, but in your haste to reach the gold and gems your foot lands on a loose tile>as it sinks into the floor the doors at either end of the hall slam shut and hidden passages in the walls slide open>out from the shadows step nearly a dozen effeminate stallions
>>3454006I'm not some Flutterfag defending her honor broski, I just think they were unentertaining and annoying characters.
>>3453974>>3453974No.
>>3454026Iron Will
>>3454004She's not a namby pamby clean gal.GIANT UNKEMPT BUSH!
>>3453965> knighty's whiteknightswhy do I laugh so hard
>>3454026Winona
>>3454026Iron WillDem big muscly arms
>>3454033did you decide to take that human-Silver Spoon request from last night?
>>3454040>Giant unkempt bushYou and me are niggas now
>>3454026The only answer
>>3454033God I suck at this.brb toyota
>>3454004pubes.she loves making you go down on her, and seeing your head come up with her hair stuck between your teeth. thinks it's fucking hilarious.
>>3454004A tuft.
>>3453994I don't want contributors like him.He was a brony through and through. >I imagine Twilight as real to get through the day>When I was doing an exam today, I imagined her next to me cheering me on>no just kidding lol can you imagine>but seriously I did>I'm a girl>just kidding lol>but seriously I'm a girl>lol I have a zany OC here and I ship it with the main cast >LOL EVERYONE DRAW PICTURES OF MY OC PLEASE >ooohhh mmyyy goooddd guys I can't believe you drew pictures of my OC... :D>lol guys no it's all ironic don't worry>man I hate the Fimfiction community so much just a bunch of lame bronies you here at mlpg are my true audience>OH MY GOD THANKS FOR THE 100000 FOLLOWS GUYS THANKS SO MUCH I DON'T DESERVE IT BROHOOF ALSO HERE'S A CONTEST WHERE YOU DO THINGS FOR ME PLEASE>but seriously, yeah, hate them fuckin' broniesmy hate boner for taw is fucking throbbing right now
>>3454026Didn't even need to think about that one.
>>3454021Good show.
>>3454026Zecora.
Okay, and would you like Gilda to have piercings?I can't imagine humanized Gilda without an industrial, a nose stud, and a clitoris ring.
>>3454056Second
>>3454042I dont know who he is Im just shitposting.
>>3454053Quick reminder what that was again? With the hurt ankle?
>>3454072>zebras glow when they go into heat
>>3454061Snarky every time I think you can't hit me right in the fetish any more, you do. Every time.
>>3454026Spike would be all scaley, but no doubt, he'd be a warm little guy. Who also knows how to bake cookies!That or Zecora I guess...
>>3454064u jelly
>>3454021>lairs
>>3454056>Implying I want to cuddle with Zecora.And get beat to death by Sunguard.
>>3454064No kidding. I'd rather have fuckin' Deafdefiler than TAW.
>>3452252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSUaKHRz44
>>3454064Yeah, he's more of a faggot than Jessy at this point.
>>3454064I hope you realize that you're no better than he is.Jesus christ, Anon. Listen to yourself.
>>3454092>fanon
>>3454099There is nothing wrong with Jessy other than your autism.
>>3453974This help more?
>>3454026No question.
>>3454093Fuck that. Deaf is an asshole.
>>3454064>>3454093>>3454099He does that shit outside the threads and doesn't try to bring it here. He even got a trip so that people would filter him if he annoyed them.
>>3454071tongue and clit. and ears so full of holes they whistle when she runs.
>>3454056>I hope you hear my words ring true>When I say, I love youGoddammit Aspirant, my fucking heart.
>>3454116And they ALWAYS find an excuse to get annoyed.
Which pony loves you?
>>3454113I hope you're into non consensual cuddling cause there's no way she'd want to with a dork like you.
>>3454127Celestia. She loves everyone.
>>3454074yeah, that's the one. and her usual hairstyle. not that I don't like the bob-cut or anything
>>3454127Ice Pack
>>3454127None of themI'd hope to change that to all of them if we ever met
>>3454111Right. Like I said, I suck at this.
>>3454116I can still hate him for what he does outside the threads.
>>3454127your favorite pony loves you very much.
>>3454132Do belly rubs have the same effect on her that ear scratches do on ponies?
>>3454150
>a braindead daring do's wings flapping open as she's filled with mindnumbing cum
>>3454127None of them.
>>3454105>>3454116Both TAW and Jessy are examples of the absolute worst of the furry fandom and even if they don't post it here I still don't want to be associated with them in any way. I'm glad that they don't come here and nothing anyone can say will change my mind.
>>3454155Have you ever had a pet bird, anon? If they're comfortable enough with you, they'll let you rub the back of their head and zonk right the fuck out if you do it long enough.
>>3454161>Daring Do
Do any femanons want to be the slutty mare or is it just a redirection of wanting to be the little girl?
>>3454150Oh gosh...
>>3454146>I do dumb shit in the piss all the time>I am now worried that anon will hate me if he ever finds outIt's a good thing I'm not popular or this would drive me crazy
>>3454169wait jessy is a furry?
>>3454132I approached her while she was sleeping.She grabbed me as though I were a pillow.When I tried to move, she growled at me.Long night ahead.
>>3454150No they don't Snarky. You're just trying to convert me again.Stop breaking my heart.
>>3454071Piercings are a must. Several earrings and an industrial, at least one eyebrow with rings or barbells, nose stud, and at least one nipple.>clitoral ringA barbell works better for me - I wouldn't wanna scratch my tongue or chip my teeth on it while I gently roll that little pink nub between them...
>>3454155I'd think so, especially if you're rubbing their belly, giving them soft pats, and moving your hand around in small circles in time with the gentle rise and fall of their breathingYou've got two hands though. Scratching their ears at the same time...they'd practically be puddy in your hands.At some point they get addicted to the sensation, they just let you do it for hours.Twilight would never get any reading done anymore...
>>3454169>Both TAW and Jessy are examples of the absolute worst of the furry fandom confirmed for retarded and naive>and even if they don't post it here I still don't want to be associated with them in any wayconfirmed for stubborn> I'm glad that they don't come here and nothing anyone can say will change my mind.stubborn reinforced, childish addedYou are a faggot.Have a nice evening.
>>3454194>not reading to Twilight while you rub her bellyyou monster
>>3454198If he's a faggot than who am I?
>>3454092>Zecora and Sun CaptainI honestly can say that's the only part of that fanon I don't really like.
>>3454180http://celestethehedgehog.deviantart.com/
>>3454193Generally speaking, it's the HOOD that's pierced, not the actual clit.
>>3454189she loves you. not Her. her. she's out there somewhere. just hold on.
>>3454146>>3454169God damn, this is sentenal hate anon tier stuff.
>>3454180This is a surprise to you?You know who else is a furry? Rose?You know who ELSE is a furry? Like half the goddamn population of the MLP General.So you best learn to live with 'em.
>>3454198
>Have Summer Wind on endless loopDammit, now I'm filled with melancholy.Anyone got something happy to help perk me, and this poor thread, up?
>>3454216I don't hat anyoneI just don't respond to some people
>>3454193as long as it's something i can suck on.
>>3454150She'd love me at first. Then run and scream when they get to know me.
>>3454226http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A
>>3454142I'll see what I can do.
>>3454226i have a piece of art of Lydia and Death having lesbians.would that help?
>>3454224it makes me laugh that this is now a thing.
>>3454150yay
>>3454212>mfw>>3454223Dude. I knew Rose is a furry, but she's at least up front about it if you ask. Also I'm a furry too.
>>3454215No Snarky, you don't understand. But then, who could?
>>3454194>the ponies eventually get wise to what you are doing to them and run you out of town>you set up a lair inside a cave in a nearby forest and abduct ponies to cuddle>when you are done you release them and kidnap a new pony>one day Celestia sends a squad of her elite guard to capture you and bring you to justiceAnyone want a small quest?
>>3454226Get a less depressing loop, geniushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han_aM-sclg
>>3454223I said "worst examples of the furry fandom"Rose on the other hand is one of the best examples and proved to me that some furries are just fans of animation who like drawing anthropomorphic characters. TAW and Jessy on the other hand are the reason I held such prejudice toward furries for so long in the first place.Learn to reading comprehension.
>>3454238yesssssss!
>>3454237Holy fuck that's one of my favorite songs. Can play the trumpet parts.
>>3454021>Rarity sighs and closes her eyes, trying to collect herself.>How did she get herself in this situation? Why did she have to think aloud?>Her thoughts are interrupted when she feels something land on he head, causing her eyes to dart open.>Applejack was still there, the same warm smile, but she was missing something.>Looking up, Rarity noticed a brown rim obscuring her vision, seeming to form around her horn.>"It looks good on you." Applejack says, chuckling, her own cheeks flushing a little.
>>3454233>can't tell if edgy teen or depressed ponyfag
>>3454201Her books are so long and wordy!I'd love to read all the Daring Do stuff to her. Adventure novels are so entertaining.
>>3454250If it involves more cuddle rape I'm in
>>3454252Are you really autistic? Or just jealous?
>>3454266I doubt she'd mind what you were reading, as long as you were reading it to her. A good popcorn adventure novel would be fantastic, come to think of it.
>>3454260>Rarity wearing AJ hatMy true weakness.
>>3454250Where through the delicate ministrations of your hands to massage and cuddle you lure ponies in and addict them with the gentle strokes of your fingers?
>>3454272Are you mad that I'm getting what I want while you're not? I think you are.
>>3454271>tfw we almost beefed it with SA
>>3454283But you are not getting what you want Jessy post here today.
>>3454250>Anon separates a defeats an elite team of commandos with various cuddle related trapsI'm in as long as he's finally brought down by the captain of the royal guard
>>3454213>yeah it hurt like fuck, but after it healed up, it was like someone was playing with her clit a little bit at a time, all day long.
>>3454280I write dirty
>>3454293Shiny?
Speaking of which I caved in and bought an account on something awfulwhat a faggot am i
>>3454176Silly anon, there are no femanons
>>3454303Wow you're like 10 years lateEnjoy your feminism/transgender echo chamberUnless you just post on FYAD but they won't accept you anyway
>>3454303>he didn't get an account when they were still free
>>3454252That's garbage. Jessy is perfectly fine. What could she have POSSIBLY done to have deserved this level of scorn?
>>3454302Exactlysurfer shiny preferablyor maybe just his wife
>>3454293N-NO!NOT MAH BELLY!TOTALLY BOG-OOOHhhhhyesss.....
>>3454316She drew something I didn't like
>>3454303SAS is decent. IMO worth the money for it alone.
>>3454302>Sustaining multiple cuddles, Shining Armor manages to subdue the creature.
Look what my buddy drew. I don't what to think about it.
>>3454252What ever TAW does outside the threads is his doing, as long as it doesn't affect the general itself. Same with Jessy.
>>3454231>>3454193>>3454071How big would her clit be, do you think?What gets her going the most? Sucking on it? Rubbing? Gentle pressure? Maybe a little nibble?
>>3454319good yesnow go a bit lower
>>3454298When I say, "Generally" I mean, like next to no one.Not only is it super tricky, the subjects needs a rather large clit.
>>3454328...That doesn't hurt to look at. I'm impressed.
>>3454328They look like ponies.
>>3454313I've found that staying out of GBS, D&D, and FYAD and only posting in megathreads of topics you're interested in is a pretty good way to gooh and also never mentioning anything related to politics at all
>>3454328I what think it's not I mean Phantom X? get out of dodge
>>3454329Seth doesn't post in the general but that doesn't make him any less of a faggot
>>3454330According to >>3454335 it seems like large is the answer.
>>3454335Who said I was referring to an actual clit piercing? I was going with what you said - through the clitoral hood.Imagine that barbell just brushing against it, whenever you move around...
>I'm not as think as you drunk I am hossiferMetals, you card.
>>3454346He may be a huge faggot, but he doesn't post his faggotry here so who gives a shit?
>>3454298>if she gets horny, she'll jill herself in public>if a guy looks at her strangely, she puckers her lips in an air-kiss
>>3454346Don't compare TAW and Seth.Just don't.I don't even care for TAW all that much, but that shit is just out of line.
>>3454290>Be a recruit in the guard.>A creature you found manages to piss your captain off with a single word.>Not notice how everyone else backed away.>Suddenly ENTIRE BODY IS PAIN.>Wake up in the infirmary.
>>3454330I wouldn't mind it to be as far as a half-inch, honestly.>Begin to nibble on it>Suddenly your head is being smushed against her by her quivering thighs.>She's pulling your hair and humping into your face while screaming your name and warning you not to stop
>>3454375Now imagine if we hadn't dodged in time.
>>3454371>air-kiss>not meeting his eye and saying "Take a fuckin' picture, dweeb. It's like you've never seen a girl jerk off before."
>>3454371>Not going over and helping her.
>>3454375We gotta send the poor fuck a card or something. "Sorry I made you DI fucking tazer you"?
>>3454268>>3454282>>3454293>from a hiding spot in the rocks above the entrance to your cave you watch them>two earth ponies, two pegasi, and a unicorn whisper while they plan outside your cave>you've been planning for something like this; convincing the ponies you abduct to help you prepare>you wait, fingers crossed, while they enter the cave>a sudden bright flash bursts from the cave as the smell of ozone fills the air>if that unicorn you caught a few weeks ago did everything right they should all be in different parts of the cave>the only thing to do now is decide on your first target
>>3454343Was that a sentence?
>>3454203That makes 3 of us, I share the same opinion. Andthere is only you alone with your autism.No what, faggot?
>>3454399I remember this one. It ends with one of them attempting to cuddle us into submission.And then we kept her.
>>3454331"Why are you rubbin' my tail, bro?"
>>3454399Unicorn is the most dangerous, but the pegasuses will be the fastest to find others
>>3454391I would assume he was fine after an hour.We would probably have to ask who got hit even.
>shining armor's belly is his weak pointYesYessssss
>>3454399The nervous looking Pegasi mare should be the first. Being in a cave they're going to be out of their element and vulnerable. Especially the shivery looking one.
>>3454330usually, she's very good at keeping her composure under pleasure. but there's just this one thing.when you take her clit in your teeth, and grind your jaws a bit harder than necessary.she absolutely melts.
>>3454423If we can convert the unicorn to our cause in a very short time, they can be an invaluable asset.
>>3454393Do you have the full version of that image?
Did Scherzo post that NMM I requested yesterday?
>>3454441
>>3454384We would be in a heap of shit.So would SA, mind you, far more than a few days vacation too.He just got married, and thanks to a joke, you cost him his job.
>>3454203>>3454406You are still wrong..If you honestly believe that Jessy is the worst that the furry fandom has to offer, then all I can do is laugh in your faces.She drew things for us. And she did it with a smile. She wasn't a dick to people, and she took requests for us.To me, that's plenty of criteria for a good rapport?But this? This is just ridiculous. Your hatred is not only unfounded, but completely overzealous.You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>3454427Well, we got two guards who seem to be chummy with us.
>>3454371>>3454388Her rap sheet must be like a mile long. Public Indecency, Indecent Exposure, Drunk and Disorderly...
>>3454453Good.
A farting competition between the CMC with Luna as the judge.
>>3454477>Hurf he deserves everything he gets.
>>3454271I don't get it.
>>3454481So much Red Ribbon got made recently, but I still want more
>>3454475Well yeah, where'd you think she got her tattoos?
>>3454502remind me again what's supposed to be appealing about all this?
>>3454493Twilight has a brother (or "bro")Rainbow Dash does not have a brother"has bro""no has bro"
>>3454496She is a very bloaty pone
>>3454473Why do you think that one is named Bear?
>>3454518Because he's extra fuzzy
>>3454477>Act out of line.>Get a reaction.>"BAWWW, WHY DOES HE HATE ME!?1 HES A FUCKING HATER!"
>>3454505>>3454505Everything.
>>3454505You either like a short-haired tomboyish punk chick with enough metal in her face to give the TSA an erection, or you don't.
>check latest update for Sophistication and Betrayal>it was literally a month agoGoddamnit.
>>3454447>>3454447>>3454447please respond?
>>3454522>Anon tries to stroke Bear's mane during lunch>Hand broken a million different ways
>>3454530Honestly, it seems like the sort of behavior I'd like to pretend doesn't exist.
>>3454518Because he is a godless killing machine.
>>3454529redditpls
>>3454541What if a bunch of ponies came into your room and broke all your fingers?
>>3454475>drunk and disorderly>indecent exposure>public intoxication>assault>harassment>misdemeanor theft>loitering>resisting arrest>fleeing the scene
>>3454541>we make our saving roll>we go straight for the ears>he's pacified before he can even react
>>3454546But...doesn't he protect the castle his goddess lives in?
>>3454553>jaywalking
>>3454543Well, it's not for everybody.I have a thing for aggressive women, I think.
>>3454553>Escape.
>>3454555>Golden nearly chokes on his meal he's laughing so hard>Luna walks into the dining hall and sees>Asks what's going on>Desires to experience it first hand
>>3454576>harboring a known fugitive>concealed weapon
>>3454579+10 Luna Points
>>3454579>You are scared to remove your hand.
Which pone wants to wake up to your morning wood pressed against her body?
>>3454588>You have another hand.
>>3454591PinkieShe would boop it with her hoof until you woke up
>>3454591All of them. Especially Twilight. For science.
>>3454591I wouldn't do such a rude thing.
>>3454594I forgot about that.
>>3454553>actually goes to court for all this>shows up wearing a sports bra
>>3454591i was going to say Rarity, but she wants to wake up with it inside her.so, Applejack.
>>3454591Pound Cake.
>>3454600But they want it anonIt would be rude to deny them
>>3454587So, what do you think the scale is that we need in terms of those points?I mean we've got like...8, and she wants us to drop the Princess part of her name.
>>3454518Because he's gay.
>>3454608I think we need more.Always more Luna Points.
>>3454594>both hands are occupied>take a small pause from scratching Luna's ears>she shoots you a mean look>heh heh>and so you sit>scritching ears
>>3454576>Operating heavy machinery without a license>DUI>Disorderly Conduct>Disturbing the Peace>Discharging a Firearm in city limits>Illegal fireworks>Trespassing>Shoplifting
>>3454618Well, yeah, okay.
>>3454608I wonder how Celestia will react to the fact that we are addressing her sister on a first name basis now.Also that her sister seems to like it.
>>3454617Now I want to start playing so I can derail the quest in to pursuing him
>>3454625You have feet too
>>3454606But rubbing your penis to someone who is sleeping and waking them up with a boner is rude.
>>3454417I had fun with that so I'm running another, earlier, one.>>3454423>>3454435>a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and that pegasus mare looked like a greenhorn>after checking the small locator that the same unicorn made for you you go after the pegasus mare>you aren't familiar with this part of the cave system, but her clinking armor and nervous whimpers are hard to miss>she is up on a raised platform of rock and has lost her helmet and spear somewhere>too busy being terrified of the sound of dripping water she doesn't hear you scale the back of her hiding place>wanting to subdue her quickly you bring a hand to each of her ears and scratch vigorously>her surprised intake of air echoes around the chamber as what little will she had left dissolves>she presses her head into your hand as you scratch and tilts it to direct your fingers>after only a minute of this she's as broken as she's going to be>if all the guards are this easy you don't think you'll have any fun at all>you wonder what you should do with this mare and which pony you should go after next
>>3454629>>3454584>Vandalism>Destruction of private/public/government property>Resisting arrest>Your face when Gilda is a graffiti artist in her free time
>>3454634But if he's gay, wouldn't he be gay with Golden? His partner in guarding the mysterious human? And falling asleep standing up with and all that?
>>3454633She has binoculars and a bionic ear set on her balcony. She saw the whole thing.
>>3454618>you will never have a Luna High Score
>>3454633Knowing her? She'll probably think it's adorable.She might get a little concerned about her sister falling for someone who will be dead in a century though.
>get in MLPG>multiple demi-quests>comfy as hell>people are relatively chillThis is nice.
>>3454666And then there's this Satan
>>3454625>Celestia walks in, gawking at how blissful Luna looks.>Demands immediate attention>Remove hand from Bear, he threatens to break you in half>Celestia flings him from the room and takes his seat
>>3454629>Vigilantism >Voyeurism>Breach of curfew>Unlawful use of city property>Domestic terrorism
>>3454666It's been getting better.
>>3454595She'd drag your sleeping body over to the TV and start using it as a joystick for her videogames. It would work.
>>3454642Lets go for a 2f or 1 to make it fun, both the earth ponies at once using our new mare friend as a distraction
>>3454642Give her a good rubbing at the ears, then linger beneath the wings, and warn her that if she doesn't do what you say their will be no more, but their will be more in the near future.Pegasi have keener hearing than other ponies. Give her ear a scratch and ask her who she hears nearby.
>>3454657Multipliers! WE NEED MULTIPLIERS!
>tfw 4chan is running out of posts
>>3454680That would be terrifying to wake up toAnd probably painful
>>3454675>>Domestic terrorismAll right, let's not go TOO far now. It's a lot less fun when she's Timothy McVeigh.
>>3454642Wrap her in a blanket and leave her where one of your cuddleminions (how many do we have anyway?) can find herGo for the closest pony, it's gotta be one of the earth horses, right?
>>3454684>Try to get your multiplier even higher
>>3454646>vigilantismGilda will become the Steel Bitch.
>>3454700>Get multiplier to 2xYou know exactly where i''m going with this.
>>3454686Cool, we just broke 1 billion
>>3454665Maybe she'll just think Luna's trying to make Anon more at home, and do it as well in an effort to be friendly.And then Luna will get jealous. Or something.
>>3454705>a second moon appears in the night sky
>>3454694>She shows you the manifesto she's been writing>A fifty page essay on the dangers of technology and industry>She shows you the mailing list she's been putting together>She thinks people need to hear her message but she's not sure how to get the attention she feels it deserves
>>3454705What are you suggesting exactly, anon?
>>3454686>4chan runs out of posts>moot forces us to migrate to 6chan>post numbers are now in hexdecimal
>>3454716the second moon means one of two things.either you gave her a child, or you died, and she decided to make you immortal the only way she could.
>>3454721>DEADBEEF Get!
>>3454719Something involving spiders.
>>3454717>"Right - stop that. This sketch is getting to be much too silly."
>>3454734>SpidersNOPE.jpgI bet the non toy ones in that universe are huge motherfuckers who just kill everything.
>>3454742I dunno they look kind of cute
>>3454735I just want someone to draw Gilda with a hood and aviatorsIs that too much to ask?
Which pony has the most powerful winks?
>>3454748This is what you get
>>3454747>Those glowing red eyesClearly pure evil and should be eradicated on sight.
>>3454749Applejack by far
>>3454749Does haunch strength translate in to powerful winks?
>>3454742But the princes loves spiders.
>>3454749
>>3454749I'd like to imagine Rainbow Dash.
>>3454752Close enough
>>3454748>hood up>aviators on>ring in her lip>ear buds in
>>3454767>Driving a Rider van.
>>3454757I actually have a spiderbro residing in my room, but that gif is just too much. What kind of god would let anything like this exist?
>>3454776>To her shack out in the woods
AJ's ass vs Derpy's ass
>>3454767>lip ring piercingTom Delonge pls go
>>3454749Luna.Young bodied goddess pony. She's probably constantly wanting a good dicking after her imprisonment.
>>3454777They were just huddling for warmth.And some asshole jabbed a stick in.
>>3454781AJ's ass creates, Derpy's destroysThey are the yin and yang of asses
>>3454682>>3454683>>3454695>you consider leaving her hear for one of you brainwashed ponies to take care of, then kick mentally kick yourself when you remember you don't have any>you justification was that it was hard enough finding food for yourself without having another mouth to feed, but now you just feel like an idiot>pulling a hand free to check your locator you slide the other one down her neck and underneath a wing>distracted while looking for new targets you go through your usual spiel>if you don't do what I say I won't scratch you anymore, if you do what I say I'll scratch you even harder, don't you think you should share this with yours friends, etc.>you frown and stop scratching her when you notice a problem with the teleport spell>both the earth ponies are still together>the mare brings you back to reality when she starts whimpering and asking what she did wrong>you scratch the underside of her wing for a few seconds then stop and instruct her to follow>some time later the tow of you find the earth ponies>they have evidently decided to wait for the others to find them and have taken a position where they can watch all the obvious approaches, but there are a few hidden ones you know of that they missed>how should you proceed?
>>3454784>Implying Nightmare moon didn't want a good dicking too.
>>3454780>Where she builds presents for all the good girls and boys
Today I learned that there are things worse than bronies.Gentlemen I give you: the beliebers (fans of justin bieber, in fact some girls sold their viginities to get a ticket to his concert).https://twitter.com/DrakeBell/
>>3454787this is now my headcanon
>>3454799I WANT REDDIT TO FUCKING LEAVE,
>Gilda has only tried something stronger than liquor and pot once>a friend of a friend bought an eightball, and when she came to, it was the next evening.>surrounded by people she'd beaten into unconsciousness>wearing nothing but a stranger's pants and her dog-tags>with a broken guitar neck in one hand and a stale cruller in the other.>also she'd stolen someone's motorcycle.>it was in the living room.>she didn't get it in through the door.
>>3439474Thoughts?
>>3454784>Luna winks nearly constantly as she goes about her royal duties>Celestia glares at any stallion who dares to catch a glance
>>3454791We're going to have to play....dirty.Instruct our little Pegasi mare to wait for your signal (a cough) and get the two Earthies attentions. When she does, drop down from above and using both hands, go for their ears.
>>3454783oh, and what would you prefer? a stud, i suppose, because it's a visual pun?
>>3454791>hear ya blew it, quest over
>>3454791Send the pegasus in first, then akimbo ear-scratching from behind when they're distracted.
>>3454793Would you let her forcefully take you? Would you try and turn the tables on her while she is lost in the throws of orgasmic bliss?
>>3454811Funny.
>>3454797>Nice, simple wooden toys>Not like those bullshit fancy magic toys they sell in town
>>3454793I implied nothing of the sort.But just imagine her first release after a thousand years. God, you'd touch her and she'd practically explode. Her orgasm would coat your groin in so much liquid you'd use multiple towels just to get even half of it off you, not that she'd let you go just like that. Oh no, the first time would be the best, but she'd keep seeking that same feeling through you. Over. and over.
>>3454799>Worked w @tarastrong today! She's the best! Shout out to the #bronys!!! Who is this guy anyway?
>>3454811nobodycares.jpg
>>3454810>the apartment was on the third floor>she thinks she must have jumped it up there, but for the life of her she still can't figure out HOW.
It shouldn't take, like, 10 fucking hours to clean up a sketch and get it inked and done with flat colors.I hate art block.
>>3454840Actor from an early 00's Nickelodeon live action sitcom. Also apparently in a band, iirc.
>>3454862Draw more pornThat'll help
>>3454811>dude who says stupid things to get attention says something stupid to get attentionHOLY FUCK BREAKING NEWSF ADSDAS
>>3454834>>3454834> NMM escapes the imprisonment> she haven't had sex within 1000 years, she is damn eager for it> her first orgasm after that so powerful that brings eternal night few times over without her even realizing that and not being able to control herself
>>3454862Hey BCS. What's the word?
>>3454862Whatcha drawing tonight that took so long?
>>3454862>4chan is my personal blog!
>1249>226The thread will last forever
>>3454881Were you wanting to go somewhere anon?
>>3454881I know. And I can't leave until we hit image limit.My autism demands it.
>>3454830>She tried to take you by force, but in her years, is awkward at it.>You gain the upper hand quickly and she finds herself pinned, you hand pinning her horn to the floor, exposing her neck.>Her breathing intensifies as she feels your breath on her neck.>"Just finish it already..." she manages.>"Oh, we are only getting started you say as your breath goes lower down her body, causing her to shiver.
>>3454881Night time? Forever?
>>3454890I kind of was
>>3454899Ha ha!Yes!
>>3454834>her stamina easily outlasts yours>you collapse behind her, your dick sore from her muscular winks and limp from countless dry orgasms>she turns to see what the matter is as you're about to pass out>you see her eyes close as her horn starts to shine>suddenly your eyes pop open as your cock throbs to full erection>your balls ache like you haven't had sex in months>completely rejuvenated and horny beyond belief you slam your hips against hers and pump fuck her with all your might>she cries out and cums hard around you, hot juices splattering out all over both your legs
>>3454881We could post pictures of ponies
>>3454913Grow up.
>>3454906Oh, well, th-that's ok. I'll just stay here. Alone. Surrounded by hollow posts of my own design.
>>3454913Butts
>Justin Bieber is a BronyEJECT EJECT EJECT ABANDON SHIP ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP
>>3454909
NEW HORSE NOW
>>3454862>>3454862Not your personal blog faggot. Since you don't draw for us - get dunked.
>>3454919Okay.
>>3454925wat
>>3454916
>>3454925
>>3454925Stop caring.
>>3454930Too early!
>>3454876Luna and Discord.
>>3454815>>3454825>after instructing your pegasi to wait for your signal you slip into a crack in the wall and start to climb>it's a narrow passage and you nearly get stuck a few times, but before long you are above and slightly behind the two guards>they've both managed to keep their spears and armor, so you are going to have to move fast and pray you don't screw up>you cough and their heads frantically swing around searching for the source of the noise, but stop when she walks around a corner>she joins them and they start to talk but it is obvious that something is wrong with her>before they have a chance to get too suspicious you drop down between them and flip their helmets off their heads>your magic fingers paralyze them, but these two are obviously made of sterner stuff and resist the other effects>while your pegasus watches and they grind their teeth you wrack your brain for a solution to the problem
>>3454925>caringWhy should I worry about what that fruity little metrosexual is doing?
>>3454925We need to draw him into the general.We can break him.
>>3454930You never had a horse, Toon link.
>>3454938>Imaginary Beartato will never tell Rarity where the diamonds are hidden
>>3454911>her staminaNMM could probably go for days.
>>3454898Keep going.
>>3454925Hey, Scherzo, >>3454447
>>3454944NEW HORSE NOW
>>3454935>>3454937wat
Here's one more toward image limit!
>>3454948Quick! Belly rubs!
>>3454925>caring about justin beiberARE WE REALLY GONNA STOOP DOWN TO YOUTUBE COMMENTSDONT DO THIS
>Musicians you like could be bronies
>>3454925Who is Bieber and why I should care?
>>3454959It's on my to-do list.
>>3454961Alright, fine.
>>3454948Have the pegasus join you and make her rub their tummies with her wings. Both of them at the same time.
NEW HORSE NOW!!!!!
>>3454964That pon has pretty eyes
>>3454970A young pop star and you shouldn't
>>3454970Ozzy pls
>>3454970I dunno. some kid I guess.
>>3454945Whoa...that's one huge canvas/pic. >>3454948Belly rubs seems like the only solution. Lets just hope our Pegasi mare does as she's told.
>>3454975you my nigga, nigga. this.
>>3454945That could use some more cleaning.
NEW HORSE:>>3454993>>3454993>>3454993
>>3454969>Andrew W.K. is a bigger Pinkie fan and owns more Pinkie merchandise then you ever wll
>>3454991It's for print... the version in SAI is around 4500x6000 at 350 DPI.Drawing high-res is a bitch, though. Plenty of time to consider all your many, many, many errors.
>>3455002I don't care much for Pinkie
>>3455002I can't recall, didn't he say he liked Pinkie?
>>3454973Ah, okay. Just don't want to miss anything, I rarely visit the threads.
>>3454925awe sweet, this is actually a good thing, now teen girls will think of bronies in a better light, so when they reach 18 they'll be easy pickings. "hey babe, i'm a brony""just like just like Bieber?!?""yeah bitch, now sit on my cock while i say sweet neighthings""please call me lyra"who am i kidding, that sounds disgusting. ugh human girls.
>>3454898>You move from her neck down to her chest, and then move to one of her splayed wings.>Her shivers at the sensation on your breath turns to a gasp when you kiss the base of her wing, moving both hands down to work on her appendage.>A thousand years has proven to be far too long for her to remember a good preening as you tend to her wing, slowly taking each feather in your hand as you gently massage and place them in their proper place.>You hear the dark deity murmur behind you as she adjusts, giving you more access.
>>3455047Don't stop.
