New horse.What do you think each character's greatest guilty pleasure is?
It's >rape
Rainbow Dash: Getting her hooves touched
Dash rapes Scootaloo daily
anthro porn
>>3443664My dick
>>3443664Me
DORKS
>>3443704DWEEBS
keep it in one thread horsefuckers
>>3443689I'm sure Dash would love being tied up and being tickled mercilessly for hours.
>>3443715no u
>>3443559Even if he did its common knowledge that you don't leave the sketch layer on in art. That's like baking a cake for a wedding and leaving batter inside it and saying "Well you can just cook that part if you don't like it."
>>3443729Tell me what i'm fucking up here.
What do you think each CMC's favorite fetish is?
>>3443767consensual love between a mare and a colt
>>3443774>Esquilax
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>>3443774>EsquilaxPero se aleja galopando.
>>3443778Whose fetish is that?
>>3443778That's a very good one.Quite possibly the best.
Red Ded Rededption
>>3443767I picture all 3 of them doing those things below panel.
>>3443754I remember that night thread. If its that thunderlane that Nanaki post up, everyone told that fag to get a refund for leaving a sketch layer in taht Thunderlane picture.
which pony is stupidest and ugliest
Thanks for introducing me to foodscat, you fucks.
we ded
>>3443857Snip. Easy.
>>3443857derpy hooves
>>3443861>FoodscatI don't even want to know.
>>3443726yeah it would be great to tickle her until she starts farting
>>3443861We did? I don't recall there being any foodscat in here.
>>3443857The apple one.
>>3443857derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3443857rainbow dash
>>3443873Probably those stories by RS.
>>3443870You take that back!
>>3443861what is that
>>3443878Someone needs to draw that. RD being tickled under the hooves with a feather until she starts farting uncontrollably.
>>3443873Pretty much what it says on the tin.
For anyone who wanted every Acid picture.http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/63214.html
>>3443857Snails.
>>3443857TwistSnailsSnipDashDerpy
>>3443897I would.
>>3443895Such a beautiful pony.
>>3443895that is one ugly pony
>>3443900someone needs to draw that happening to all of the ponies
>>3443913
>>3443900She just says they're uncontrollable
>>3443897I would cuddle that Fluttertaur tenderly.
>>3443913A very Beautiful pony indeed.
>>3443918no u
>>3443908Nice.
>>3443932I honestly laughed. Thank you for giving me an idea for another Derpy feel.
>>3443870
>>3443932She looks bad in both pictures though
>>3443918
>>3443891How can be the sexiest the ugliest ?
>>3443913>those tearsevery timeI just want to hug grey pone and throw her a party better than the gala
>>3443944
>>3443932>that brown stallion tearing up
derpy is a very pretty pony.
>>3443955Maybe if you have a fetish for ugliness?
>>3443947No
>>3443959>not bringing her as your date
>>3443959Well, she might be the type to be taken advantage of.
Fact: Derpy is best pony.
>Nanaki bitching over SAI costing $67Bitch just fucking pirate it jesus christ.
Twilight loves watching old B moviesApplejack gamblesRarity has a secret sweet tooth for all things deep friedPinkie Pie has no guilty pleasures, she's up front about everythingFluttershy taxidermies her animal friends when they die and sets them up in a weird shrine where she goes to talk to them once a week. She also likes watching MMA matchesRainbow Dash makes a point to watch the sun set whenever she can. She has a hidden gallery of paintings she's made of some of the prettier ones.
>>3443983Who wouldn't take advantage of Derpy
>>3443959>and throw her a party better than the gala>Implying the gala was ever good.
>>3443954lmao those ponies are living in a world of their own shit
>>3443996I.
Would you help Derpy get super clean?>duplicate entry detectedAww...>>3437087
>UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLY UGLYGet off the table.
So is mind control/mind-screwing going to be a consistent theme?
>>3443993Who's Fluttershy's favorite MMA Fighter?
>>3443833Seems kinda boring by itself.I don't think I could fap to that.
>>3443990fact: derpy is a very ugly pony_____________________________________
>>3443993>Fluttershy>Not turning her pets into helicoptersISHYGDDT
>>3443962999/10>>3443992I'm not manly enough to pirate things.
>>3443983>implying I'd take advantage of herI just want to wrap a quilt around her and snuggle and eat popcorn and watch silly movies
Luna quest when?
>>3443996I wouldn't.
>>3443979>not just raping her in the parkinglot
>>3443998If she was wearing a construction hat, the pic would be perfect
http://glennrowe.net/BaronCohen/AutismSpectrumQuotient/AutismSpectrumQuotient.aspxStop with the mystery, what's your score? If you say 50 questions are too many, you are automatically given 30 points in autism.
>>3444018Jason David Frank.
>>3444017>totally spies
>>3443996I wouldn't. I rather be honest with her.>>3444027>I'm not manly enough to pirate things.That is not a fucking surprise.
>kraut gets good in 6 months>been drawing for longer and still shit>he whines that he's so badoh my fucking god it's driving me insaneI hate it when people do this shit so fucking much
>>3444044>people who think screaming "Muffin" is suitable dialog
I found a song for Princess Celestia. Have a listen:>http://youtu.be/uYhaYy2yPGI
What was the last thing you pirated, /mlp/?>Christoher Tin's album Calling All Dawns
>>3444027Just buy it dude, it costs a little more than a brand new game and it's the best program out there for drawing with a tablet. The alternative is Photoshop for a grand or two if you aren't a student, a few hundred if you are. Or you can just suck it up and stick with GIMP.
>>3444046> I would rather go to a library than a party.Jesus fuck that can't be an actual test
>>3444069>anthro
>>3444044its funny because they are cannonMs.Hooves and Mr.Hooves
>>3444044I hate that ship. Also that dress.
Would you? Which one?
>>3444067>Implying her holiness would tarnish her pure ears with nigger jungle sounds
Derpy thread?Most excellent
>>3444035I would let her sleep inside my shirt.
>>3444061rose please draw butts
>>3444075Why is there no pony cursor hunter game yet?Pinkie and Derpy are perfect candidates for hunters.>>3444083Centaurs, actually.>Nobody well ever draw a reverse centaur
>>3444079I'd rather go to a library than a party.
>>3444089Nah fuck that shit.
>>3444090Get off the table and listen, it's a nice song!
>>3444063>implying that can't be a pet nameeven though pet names in public is retarded. i would slap a bitch if they did that.
>>3444089>>>/tumblr/
>>3443993Rainbow Dash is now my nigga.
>>3444061>artists in charge of appreciating what they have
>>3444077All of ScrubsI just finished watching the episode where Cox's brother dies.
>>3444109Oh I was just having fun. This is a pretty groovy tune.
>>3444115I'm the one exception where I have jack shit to show for drawing.
>>3444118Brother in law.Also, why pirate Scrubs if it's all on Netflix anyway?
>>3444089>shiny vag and tit because vag and titI don't know why that annoys me. It makes them look like they have Slugbox Syndrome.
>>3444089Both. At once.
>>34440466
>>3444027http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5249874/Paint_Tool_Sai_v1.10_English
>>3444094You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>3444077Windows
>>3444131>paying for anything>ever
>>3444131I don't have a Netflix sub.
>>3444132Maybe they went a bit overboard with the sun tan lotion.
>>3444094derpy is best pony
>>3444077The Hunger Games movie
>>3444147I agree.
>>34440773DSMax 2013 I guess, although I've been consistently pirating Top Gear for a few weeks now.
>>3444153Fuck you, pleb. Have this.
>>3444132What's that anon?Pointlessly shiny pictures?
>>3444094>>3444140Listen to what this anon says. These are words of wisdom.
>>3444165Calm down, I didn't even like the movie
>>3444156uh that pony isn't boss-eyed at all i think you got the wrong pone there
>>3444069
>>3444167But that actually makes sense.She's a bug. Bugs have a carapace. Carapace is shiny.
>>3444171Samefag pls go
>posting shiny art>not posting slugbox
>>3444156>that image>flailing_crying_stick_man.gif
>>3444143>Implying Netflix Instant isn't one of the greatest services offered to man.No wait times for downloads, only eight bucks a month with years worth of content on there. Currently watching through South Park from the beginning, around the end of S5 right now.People pirate because it's easier, cheaper and faster than going out and buying it or ordering it online. Netflix is easier and faster than pirating and the cost is almost non existent compared to the sheer amount of content you get access to.
>>3444178i've had enough of your carapace
Derpy is my favorite bg pony.
>Derpys the only pony who would like you and let your brush her hair
>spider starts making a web between my arm and my desk>can't be bothered to move arm
>>3444189>at least the class tard likes me
Luna Quest soon, fellow Stalker!
>>3444187
>>3444140>>3444171You could just ignore it.
>>3444185I don't know how the european netflix library is
>>3444185>watching TV instead of playing vast collection of pirated vidya, posting in MLPG, drawing, or other shittery
>>3444192You have a spider fetish?
>>3444185>$8 a monthThat's $96 a year, you realize.
>>3444197How soon? 30 minutes? 1 hour? 2 hours?
>>3444210>slowly growing vaster and paler like some atrophied blob of self-loathing
I've got 10 minutes till I've got to go to work, I hope the hex get happens while I'm still here.Can someone cap it and post in the next MLPG, just in case?
I always like her Dinky fanon.
>>3444140You are such a faggot it isn't even funny.
>>3444207>europeanIs Netflix even in Europe?
>>3444046Your score: 12>>3444077Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie.
>>3444046>one point above averageNeat, so I'm still socially awkward, I just don't have an excuse for it.
THERE IS AN EYELASH ON THE INSIDE OF MY EYESOCKET AND IT KEEPS SLIDING BACK IN WHEN A BIT OF IT POKES OUT FOR ME TO GRABEND MY LIFE
>>3444189Derpy is the only pony I need to like me. The other can shun me if they want but as long as I have Derpy I'll be happy.
>>3444229it's available in the UK iirc
>>3444217And? That's like one month-long bus pass.
>>3444229Yes.
>>3444234Use tweezers, you pleb.
>>3444077Dan Vs Season 1.
>>3444222YOU ARE MY NIGGER
>>3444237it doesn't have the star trek library on tap thoughsoooooo
>>3444098Oh gosh>toss on a baggy pajama shirt and stretch>Derpy yawns and nuzzles her cheek into the back of your hand as you walk to the bedroom>climb into bed, with her flying up and down next to you, gently>pull the covers over her, but she sticks her head under>feel something at the waist of your shorts>before you can react, she wiggles her way under your shirt, mane tickling your stomach>she pops her head out of the neck hole with a smile, not saying a word>she softly rubs her nose against yours before resting her cheek in the crook of your neck>before long you feel her slow, steady breathing against your chest, her body periodically trying to nuzzle in closer in her sleep
>>3444217That's just pocket change though. You could make that much when you were twelve by mowing two people's lawns.
>>3444245Hey, me too. I just fired up a torrent an hour ago!
>>3444176>sitting on her back>reach around and gently grope her
>>3444217Seriously?That's almost nothing.
>>3444244HOW DO I GET TWEEZERS BEHIND MY EYEBALL? IT IS LITERALLY BEHIND MY EYE
>>3444222me too
I always like the "aloof and eccentric but not stupid" fanon for Derpy.She's like a smart Osaka.
>>3444222Dinky is cute.
>>3444189I guess that does make her best pony
>>3444252>Her wings occasionally twitch
>>3444252hnnnnnnnnnng
>>3444240That's crazy. My month bus pass is $29.
>>3444263>derpy is scootaloo's mothershit fanon/10
>>3444222I do too, Anon. I do too.
>>3444262JAM THEM IN THEREWHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT?
>>3444263>Derpy is Scootaloo's mother>yfw you realize Derpy is just easily taken advantage of and is too naive to think anything more of it
>>3444260>tfw you'll never ride your centaur waifu, holding on tightly around her waist
>>3444279>Implying it's fanonYou can't disprove it.
>>3444283Derpy can never catch a break, even in her fanon...
>>3444287>babby's first Russell's Teapot
>>3444252>your nostrils fill with the stench of horsebreath>you involuntarily retch>man-pony clothing hybrid starts screaming and yelling in a not-quite-awake-yet how-many-limbs-do-i-have-again panic
pone should wear armor
>>3444262>>3444234>oh boo hoo a eyelash in my eye wahhI HAVE CONTACTSMY EYES ARE MADE OF STEEL
>>3444046>11Feels average man
ROCKROBOT ROCK
>Get 9 on autism thingyFuck yeah
>>3444266Very cute indeed.
>>3444316buababaubabau
>>3444252>drift off, gently stroking her mane>wake up the next morning to mumbling>her head is trying to come out of one of your arm holes, a back leg sticking out of the neck hole>"Good morning! I'm stuck..."
>>3444313I had my eyes LASEK'd a couple of years back. Expensive, but worth every last penny
>>3444221Okay, no way the get will happen in time.Seriously, can someone cap it? Assuming it doesn't end up being a fucking AiE post or something.
>>3444316No.Daft Punk has 2 studio albums. Homework and Discovery. That's it. Definitely no third album yet.
>>3444316HMMMM~, WE ARE ALL HUMANHMMMM~, AFTER ALLHMMMM~, FLESH UNCOVEREDHMMMM~, AFTER ALL
>>3444327No.
>>3444327>caring
>>3444286>you will never feel that rhythmic bouncing motion as she trots>she will never break into a full-on gallop, before spreading her wings and taking to the skies>you will never peek over the side of your centaur waifu, watching the scenery pass by beneath you
>>3444312I agree
10/10 would hug
>>3444276Yeah, if I was disabled or a senior I could get a month pass for $26Right now our transit system is divided into three zones. You can get a two zone pass for $81 or an all zone pass for $92. In September they are removing the zone system and making all tickets/passes all zone.Such is life in Portland.Our public transit system was recently rated #1 in the country though, so that's something.
Oooh baby baby
>>3444331Fuck you nigger this is fantastic
>>3444312>Horse armorBethesda pls go
>>3444335TELEVISIONRULES THE NATION
>>3444312armor causes magic failure. they can't friend if they have armor on.
>>3444354>liking pregnant horses
>>3444370>pone puts on armor>becomes mindless killing machine
>>3444358>studio>livehow do words work
>>3444371>not liking pregnant horsesthey get so round and bulbous, it's adorable
>>3444354Needs a little something
>>3444360>
>>3444375Don't be a dick
>>3444358>implying their live album is a studio album
>>3444370>armor causes magic failureNow is the time for Earth Ponies to rise! Cast down the haughty spikeheads and the arrogant flits! Inherit the land!
>>3444371>not liking pregnant horsesI was going to post an impregnation pic but apparently scherzo posted it already
>>3444376More like an emotional attachment.
>>3444387Don't be retarded
>>3444373uh oh
>>3444316TOUCH IT BRING IT PAY IT WATCH IT TURN IT LEAVE IT STOP-FORMAT ITTOUCH IT BRING IT PAY IT WATCH IT TURN IT LEAVE IT STOP-FORMAT ITTOUCH ITBRINGINGINGINGPAY IT WATCH IT TURN IT LEAVE IT STOPSTOP-MATATATAT
>>3444276Jesus. One monthly ticket in my town is £65 and it doesn't let you go to nearby towns, the local airport is as far as you can go with it. If you want to go to other towns (a grand total of 5 nearby towns and the furthest away is 9 miles) it's £100.I feel I am getting ripped off!
>>3444398rainbow is already mindless. thus she is unaffected.
>>3444371>not wanting to make Fluttershy pregnant with your child
>>3444395>filenameIS THAT MY CHILDI BET IT ISN'T, YOU FUCKING SLUT
>>3444395No. I would not be the father of her child because that child is not mine.
>>3444397>Misread something>Retarded>>>/mean/
>>3444398>berseker dashi'd like to see that
>>3444411>FluttershyNo.
>>3444420YES
>>3444411But I can't because she's a horse and I'm human.
>>3444395>fathering a child that isn't yourshow beta do you have to be?
>>3444428Like Fluttershy.
>>3444412>>3444414Save it for Maury you two
i hate ponies
>>3444414She claims you are the one but the kid is not your son ~Ehehee
>>3444427>magic
>>3444442What kind of magic is that?
>>3444442Not this argument again, please
wat draw
i hate horses
>>3444449draw>>3444420
>>3444447horse sex magic
>>3444449Celestia sitting on a cake sexually
>>3444434>I know it isn't yours, but, um, you could father it, i-if you want to.>Um... I could father your foal, too. Um... if you want me to.>Um... okay. That would be, um, lovely.>Um.>Um.>Um...>Um.This is what a conversation between Betaanon and Fluttershy would be like.
>>3444449Pregnant Twilight.
>>3444442Fluttershy's not magic and if she is she is still an awful pony.
which pony would you want to father your child?
>>3444462blblblblblblbl
>>3444468Lel.
>>3444466>>3444462
>>3444439Fine well ponies hate you what now huh?
>>3444468Did they ever upload that Bronycon panel?
>>3444466>father your childnone, because i'm not a faggot.
>>3444312and you're an awful person
QUICKPOST A PONY SQUINTING
>>3444466Derpy
>>3444500
>>3444506
>>3444466
>>3444496>trying too hard to assert your manliness
>>3444444
>>3444449TTWILY
>>3444496I'm not really sure this is where you belong, anon.
>>3444517or i have reading comprehension skills
>>3444518And?
>>3444449Draw pregnant Rainbow Dash crying because she won't abort but doesn't want a kid.
>>3444511This is too fucking adorable/
>>3444398>mfw I recently witnessed a horse throw it's rider because it didn't like wearing it's champron or being around large crowds
>>3444518>Fluffy pony got itGoddammit.
>>3444312>Japanese armor>not medieval European armorI shiggith thy digs
>>3444448>argument
>>3444514>boneitis
>>3444543Whothe fuckcares
>>3444536I think he cares about gets.
>>3444543>>>/v/
>>3444464If you were a stallion, which pony would be most satisfying to impregnate?Twilight would be pretty cute, I think.
>you will never strap on heavy knight armor before stepping out to slay your foe on a blood-drenched battlefield
>>3444455sounds good>>3444538this is bad and you should feel bad
>>3444514her mother would never allow it
Time for navel fucking?
>>3444543>caring about gets>caring about fluffy poniesI shoo bee doo bee diggy doo.
>>3444559>strap on heavy knight armor>strap onWhy did this stand out.
>>3444466its opposite.
>>3444531>trying too hard to make yourself feel better about yourself
>ponies don't wear armour guys>makes em too violent or soemthign soemthingwhat
>>3444559Feels bad, man.
>>3444558well, she already seems pretty soft and plushjust imagine how cuddly she'd be with that extra belly
>>3444568yes... there's never enough of that around here
Hey small fry, why don't you tell your big sis what you're doing?
>>3444558Panko
>>3444558Rainbow Dash.She wouldn't be expected the sudden flood of warm liquid in her little snatch. She'd be totally ecstatic at the sensation, quivering each time you squirted another wad of cum in her. But once she snapped out of it, she'd know what the implications are.She'd panic, and scream about her ruined aerodynamic form and be terrified that she'd never be able to go fast again. She'd scramble around trying to get rid of as much as she can, but you shot too much too deep. It's too late for her.Then comes the next 10-12 months of her slowly coming to accept it, and look forward to it. That's only after the first few months of her being really bitter and hateful about it, though. That would be just as fun.
>>3444591who?
>>3444558I agree. I've said it before, I love the idea of smart girls letting their body get the best of them. She's spent all these years reading about what would happen and now she's experiencing it.
>>3444558Applejack, most definitely. Just imagine how long she'd last, drawing the act out for hours at a stretch. That farm-grown endurance is nothing to sneeze at.
>>3444559I'd love to put on a full suit of armour and bash a dummy's head in. As, like, a spirit quest to channel my ancestors or something.
>>3444558Only answer.
>>3444590>asian>goblinurgh
>>3444598PONKIE POE
>>3444590I love girls in short-shorts
>>3444559>You will never breach into a room full of terrorists, putting your life on the shoulders of the man behind you as you ignore the man pointing a gun at you to cover your own sector
>>3444606Best answer because you know she would be the most eager to bear children.
>>3444590That reminds me of Twilight's Treatment.
>>3444579spell falure for armor penalties, they cannot friend depending on the armor. plate is 25% full plate is 30%
>>3444613who?
>>3444633POINKIE POIT
>>3444576I would that R63!Twilight and FS.
>>3444633>he does not know who ponka is
>>3444625>not FluttershyApplejack would want them, but she'd probably want them in the future. Right now she's got too much on her shoulders already to add raising a foal to everything.
>>3444635Pewankie Pwa?
>>3444622>mfw as I was reading this the TV mentioned Dubai and made me remember in Spec Ops: The Line when I breached a room with a shotgun.I still saved the hostage.
>>3444639Who?
>>3444631Wow, that's a really minor penalty for the DEF boost it gives.Unless certain light armor has innate bonuses to magic plate is OP as hell.
>>3444639PLONKA PLOO
>>3444646Powankeh Pewah
>>3444587>you will never get Big Mac super drunk and encourage him to fuck his immobile sister's belly button>you will never see Applejack jiggle wildly and watch sweat beads jump off of Big Mac's face>you will never hear their ragged, heavy breathing and grunting
>>3444631Ah, is this somethign soem /t/ganons invented for us?Pretty neat. Is it based of that one /tg/ related game Hasbro owns the rights too?
>>3444650PUCKER PLERP
Pinkie Pie
>>3444659Who?
>>3444658PENKER PLEK??
>>3444638>implying that she wouldn't settle in quite nicely since we're here to work the fields with Mac and the then Teen ApplebloomSure she'd need something to do to keep from going stir-crazy at having nothing to do, but she'd want those kids. And she'd love 'em.
>>3444659ur a faget
>>3444664BEST PONY
I WANT MORE PONES GETTING IMPREGNATEDPLS
>>3444664PLOONKA PLOOMB!
pankapa
>>3444672I wish I was a pregnant pony
>>3444666>Teen Applebloom...I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?
you know what we need? Farts.
>>3444677man, look at those bright blue eyes
>you will never be pregnant with your husbandu's foals
>>3444683PRRRRRRRRRRRTsqueak
>>3444652hnng... thank youhas anyone drawn anything like this before? do you think LK would?
>>3444672Just imagine you and your waifu making love.Your voice deepens and your rhythm slows, and she recognises you about to reach the point of no return.She shouts for you to release it inside. You eye her quizzically, and she gives you a warm smile. "I'm ready to start a family, Anon. Let's do it." You smile back and reach the critical point, and she screams as your dick squirts a thick, hot load inside her.
>>3444683>Pony will never fart on you
>>3444683no, we need unbirth
>>3444685Lovely, aren't they?
>>3444674PLINGIEE PLANK?
>>3444698it hurts anon
>>3444685LOOK AT THEM
>>3444698no pls im cry now
>>3444701that could work too
>>3444697>"I'm ready to start a family, Anon. Let's do it." That is NOT sex talk, that would kill my boner.
>>3444647light armor has lower chances of spell failure but there is still spell failure.but that all depends on the magic ponies use.if it's divine then there is no spell failure at all. paladins/clerics/exe. but for arcane spells you really don't want a failure at all. it may be low but you don't want to fail. especially when you only get so many spells per day.i don't remember the bonuses mithril and other magic metals give.
>>3444683No, we need macro unts unts
>>3444708
>>3444698>tfw you were never into farts until pone
>>3444720yeah but where does the dubstep go
>>3444715Clearly you don't have an impregnation fetishas such you should probably just leave the general for about half an hour or so
>>3444653DnD yes. i don't know if they keep that stuff for 5th ed but i am believing they will.
Why does Spike name stand out from regular names?>Cheerilee>Pinkie Pie>Filthy Rich>Spike
>>3444715How else would she ask you to impregnate her?
>>3444715It should have been silent. Like she wrapped her legs around your waist to keep you inside her as your pumped your thick, potent seed into her wanting body.
>>3444708I shall name this one Bezoar.
>>3444733>Pinkie PieWho?
>>3444734>WHINNY WHINNY SKREEEEE~
>>3444692Life is pain.All I want is for my horsebando to fill me with his potent sperm
>>3444733He's a fucking dragon?
>>3444733lol spike literally has two left feet
>>3444734I'd hope that was arranged before sex began
>>3444733Why does Rover name stand out from regular names?Why does Spot name stand out from regular names?Why does Fido name stand out from regular names?Why does Garble name stand out from regular names?Why does Crackle name stand out from regular names?
>>3444683What would Blitz' farts be like?
>>3444745>suddenly your waifu is a cliffracerwat do
>>3444734>"Nngh, fill me, Anon! Fill me up! I want to feel myself swell with your love! Bloat me! Fill me! Fuck me!"
>>3444760slow
>>3444733Because dragons are named after radio signal interference.
>>3444764But none of that implies impregnation. At least throw in a "Knock me up!"
>>3444762Call Jiub to handle that bitch right proper
>>3444767That was clever as fuck.
>>3444760stop
>>3444764>implying actual people talk like that
>>3444767>Garble>Spike>CrackleFuck, that might actually be right
>>3444759XDDDDDDDDDDDDEPIC 2 THE WINIS THIS THE BIRTH OF A NEW EPIC MEME?
>>3444767Holy shit.
>>3444780Holy shitHeadcanon acquired
>>3444780So can we name the other teen dragons now, with this naming theme?
>>3444777>he's never fucked a girl with a cum inflation fetishIt's troubling, actually. She wants you to nut in her but doesn't necessarily want a baby.
>>3444764cum inflation?
>>3444767How did I not notice this before?
>>3444780>that feel when they name a dragon co-channel after co-channel interference>it's a deliberate nod to us, to /co/My heart would sing... but it'll never happen ;_;
>>3444796>>3444795We need more fics with this.
>>3444773>>3444780>>3444788>>3444790>>3444793>>3444798We talked about this on Dragon Quest's episode week. Where were you guys?
>>3444780Oh fuck.
>>3444312Armor can be very sexy, but that particular one isn't. I like Fluttershy's armor in Hearth's Warming Eve better.
>>3444810/v/
>You will never be a real human being and a real hero
>>3444810Watching good episodes.
>>3444795Modern medicine is a wonderful thing. I had a girlfriend with an internal cum fetish, it was fucking great because the sensation is unbeatable.So she goes on contraceptives. Simple.
>>3444810Right here and apparently not paying any attention.
>>3444806
>ITT
>>3444702eyes are the window to the soul
>>3444810Well, It looks like we're talking about it again.So uhdo we have a glossary of eletronic interfeirence terms and phrases by any chance
>>3444786le murrican face
>>3444514For some reason this picture reminds me of Ranma.
>>3444816Some people think Hitler was a hero.So you could do something heroic that isn't heroic.
>>3444820She wasn't on contraceptives at the time. ;_;
>>3444810I don't remember anything like this.
>>3444828
>>3444810I only go to MLPG threads on /mlp/So do the brown dragon and purple dragon have names yet?
>>3444844Sometimes the thrill of the risk makes the sensation even more fun. God damn I was a stupid teenager.
>>3444559I don't know about blood-drenched battlefields, but I'd sure like to bang a chick wearing armor.
>>3444843Don't start that shit
>>3444846lel
>>3444845Wasn't all this posted on one of the writer's DA?
>>3444846
murderhorse?
>>3444836Sorry, I didn't mean STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPISODES GUYS, I just thought it was kind of common knowledge around here.There should be a dragon named Henry.
>>3444851I love sex, and I love cum inflation, but I could never be risky like that
>>3444846Artist confirmed for Pinkiefag.
>>3444847None of the background dragons have been given fannon names that have been accepted by a reasonable ammount of people
>>3444870>There should be a dragon named Hertzftfy
>>3444866Goddammit Applejack...
>>3444866DAMMIT TELL ME SOMEONE SAVED THE GRANDFATHER CLOCKS
>>3444866but horses can swim tho
>>3444866>Fording the rivergoddammit applejack
>>3444866oh nooo
>>3444872I always had the guilty dread after all was said and done, but the sensation that preceded the fear was just addictive. I have snapped myself out of it now, but sometimes there's still a temptation to nut in a girl regardless.
>>3444889>There should be a dragon named Faradftfy
>>3444904unf
>Mfw derpibooru calls the white one Fizzunsure how I feel
>>3444683
>>3444810Was Dragon Quest archived anywhere?
>>3444896>not fording all the riversi bet you also travel at a normal pace and actually buy clothescasual faggot
>>3444728>tfw you're still not really into farts, but still get a boner from that unwashed fart greentext
>>3444924Scootaloo why did you swallow a kettle, Scootaloo?You are such a silly pony, Scootaloo.
>>3444862I only visit mlpg for pony needs, I may have missed it.
>>3444921Look on the bright side, Klondike. White Noise still fits the pattern.
>>3444921He should have been called Static
pinkie pie irl>http://youtu.be/b3Ql6C9CeWc
>>3444912oh god my heart.
>>3444942>not White NoiseActually that doesn't sound right at all.
>>3444921Eh, acceptable enough
>>3444931>wearing clothesAutistic casual detected
>>3444939>duckface
>>3444921>>3444939Fizz is a dumb name. I kinda like the sound of White Noise, thoughoh god I just made a terrible pun
I'm sorry, /co/.
About 2 hours left before Luna "Quest," for those interested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l7WaCrVrigI was listening to this nonstop in last 2 days, can't stophow do?
>>3444945>dying a horse's coatWhy would anyone
>>3444964
>>3444961/mu/ please go
>that feel when you like the name Fizz
>>3444962anon pls pls
>>3444695I could draw something like this. Big Mac sinking deeply into AJ's fat, trying to look masculine even as she's barely fazed by his penetration because she's too fat.
>>3444964I could kiss you.
>>3444971it's mentioned in the show funnily enough
>>3444921Draw him riding a shark Klondike
>>3444971The Wizard of Oz
>>3444964can the anon who posted the huge cap from last Saturday post it again? I want to get catched up.
>>3444989Peanus plsI don't want him to catch British
>>3445004>catched up
>>3444976No
I wish I was Applejack's big brother.I wouldn't mind getting hugs from her.
There should be more fishing pics. Fishing with horse shoes.
>>3444985i would rather someone with an appealing style did it, and i want them to be pone, but thanksand don't you stay away from porn?
>>3445015
>>3444996.....I'm about to hit 6300 elo and I can't decide if I want Fizz or KogOk I guess i can
>>3445004Here ya go.
>>3445011hey, it's how my parents used the word, don't blame me.
>>3444862link to writer?
>>3445021Holy shit that's terrible, even for JJ.I agree though. Fishing is relaxing and fun.
>>3445021 Adamai's face annoys me
>>3445027>6300 eloBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou mean IP
>>3445042Your face annoys me.
This naming thign would go by much easier if we had a list of jargon to use
>>3445021Jesus titttyfucking christ, that pic looks like someone from Kindergarten colored it, wow
>>3445027>6300 elo>6300 elo>6300 elo>6300 elo>6300 eloKlondork you fucking retard you.
>>3445008>not wanting him to catch BritishNo you're right. That would be a lamentable fate for based Aspirant.
>>3445028thanks anon!
Who would win in a rap battle, Adamai or Zecora?
>>3445042His face annoys everybody
>>3445051so go find one, genius
>>3445046.......whered I get Elo from?>>3445048I agree
poni
>>3445027>6300 Elo
>>3445069ELO is the rating system they use to give a number to how good you are.The top players are around 2400.6300 was hilarious
>>34450221) Don't worry, they'll be ponies2) It is porn, but it's pretty vanilla and I'll pick an angle where you can't see Big Mac's stallion wang
>>3444985>>3445022>respectful dunkI don't know how I feel about this.
>>3445078http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elo_rating_system
>>3445070>433 years old>old enough to die three or four hundred timeswhat
>>3445027>6300 eloI don't know what this means but other people are saying it
>>3445081>respect in the MLPG>that feel when slowly transitioning to night chill modeIt is a good feel, Anon.
>>3445068Google fu is weakalso I have no idea what I'm lookign for exactly
>>3445090Didn't you know? Ponies only live ten to sixteen months on average.
>>3445094It's probably just another term for power level.>tfw your ELO will never be over 9000
>>3445097stop jinxing it
>>3445104Why
>>3445101I don't know all that much about horses, but I'm pretty sure that's rubbish, so I'm gonna assume you're being sarcastic.
>>3445027>>3445046>>3445053>>3445069>>3445075>>3445088sorry hungary i dont care how old the name is i cant not think of the band whenever i see that
>>3445119Well done.
>>3445079>fucking a bellybutton>vanillabut i want to see stallion wang in her navel, that is kind of the pointotherwise it's just awkward lifting like you usually draw
>>3445119I'm talking about the technicolor marshmallow kind.
>>3445099http://www.ac6v.com/jargon.htmctrl-f: interferenceBleed Over sounds like a hardcore name for a dragon
>>3445112
>>3445127A big stong black pony who don't need no pony
why is it that you can feel so good one day and then feel like killing yourself the next
>>3445132Now I have to listen to it againFucker
>>3445127What if we get a girl dragon called Emi?
>>3445136You're bipolar
>>3445136Biorhythms! Always fun.
>>3445142Emi x Splatter OTP
>>3445127>SplatterOkay, now that's a decent name. I think either the Blue dragon or the Brown Dragon would recieve that one, thoughBled Over can be the black dragon with the satan horns, he seems edgy enough
What is your secret for staying motivated, MLPG?
>>3445145ohthat would make sense
>>3445159I have nothing else to do.
>>3445159Quitting at the first possible opportunity
>>3445127I notice Garble is not on there
>>3445159Profit, if there's no profit involved, I'm usually not very motivated.
>>3445159what is motivation
>>3445159Short attention span
>>3445159I'm always happy and motivatedIt's probably because I don't suck as a human being
>>3445159I have to get good or I can't do the job I want to do.
>>3445159I'm almost never motivated to do anything. Why do you think I spend so much time here?
>>3445159Being better than other people
>>3445159Having fun with something usually motivates meOr knowing that something will be important later on in my life
>>3445159>Pic related
>>3445124Well it is Vanilla. The navel is an erogenous zone, but it's not like genitals. Also, if you must see it, then fine, I'll draw like two or three doodles of Big Mac trying to get himself all the way in there. Must be a tight fit.Then all the other ponies could come out and watch the scene unfolding. All of AJ's friends, the CMC, etc. "Look at him go, wow..."
>>3442659Request: Flitter/CC dancing with Rumble. (If you are still there)I thought just plain dancing is too boring, so I have them do the traditional pegasus aerial dance. Upside down. While pummeling down at terminal velocity.Sorry that it took rather long.
>>3445180dat navelI lone pone with navel.
>>34451591 bar of hyper meter.
>>3445202What programme are you using?It looks great.
>>3445174I thought the dragon names were based on electronic onomatopoeias
>>3445202Shit nigga that's awesome. Thanks a ton!
>>3445159Coffee and I can't survive the day without at least some doodles.
>>3445202Awesome work, love the interpretation.
>>3445174>This is an informal listing of Ham Jargon -- The opinions of AC6V Only. >Not to be used as a definitive source.Besides, "garble" is less a specific jargon as it is a general descriptive term frequently used in regards to communication. A garbled transmission is something that points to some kind of interference.
>>3445200>The navel is an erogenous zoneIs it? I'm picking mine right now, and I'm not feeling turned on by it at all.
>>3444245my fucking nigga
>>3445210virgil pls
>>3445221Really?Because I can sometimes feel... I dunno something when I pick mine.
>>3444077Either Buffy season 6 or Katanagatari, depending on which finishes downloading first. Also, Nichijou, but that's my secret shame
>>3445200vanilla for us maybe, how often to guys go sticking their dicks in fat chicks navels? i bet people would be more willing to be tied up before they let someone dick their naveland i just want one dude, no need to make a spectacle out of iti dont need the CMC, that's just weird, i dont need their friends either, why are they watching a brother fuck his sister in the navel anywaysboners>comedy in this situatioin
>>3444880>>3444847>>3444810>Spike>Garble>Crackle>Arc>Spark>Buzz>Fuzz>Burst>Corona>StaticHm...
>>3445202Whoops, forgot the lights in the eyes.>>3445214Paint tool SAI.
>>3445249Corona sounds like a good name
>>3444077All of Wakfu and some of Ed Edd and Eddie.
>>3445228I did it while wearing my Jerk shit too.
>>3445254Mind uploading some of your brushes to a dropbox?Most of mine a pretty basic!
>>3445248Just wait for a good artist like LK anon.
>>3445221>>3445232http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erogenous_zone#Abdomen_and_navelNow imagine smooth, rubbery cartoon fat, several hundred pounds extra, making a deep, warm, soft, sensitive vessel in the stomach. And someone's dick pushing all the way through that to the surface. It'd probably send sparks right up a girl's spine, as Madonna stated.
>>3445132What kind of reaction is that?
>>3445249Anyone of those names could fit a female dragon? I lost that pic FUCK
>>3445268Imagining Ross' fat, this gives me anti-boners
>>3445255For a girl, anyway. I can't imagine a guy dragon having it... not without getting the shit kicked out of him regularly.
>>3445249What about Chirp?
>>3445248I was going to put in a crowd to embarrass the two of them, not for LAAAAAFFFS
>>3445272The acronym for Electromagnetic Interference, Emi, could work.
>>3445268I have to admit, you're starting to get to me
>>3445232It's because you're playing with your own. Try toying with someone else's the next time things go down. Maybe get some tongue in there too, that's always fun.>>3445268Just fap already, Ross.
>>3445276Corona is a girls name in latin america.
>>3445272I GOTCHU
>tfw no gf
>>3445275>>3445286You'd think the people of MLPG would learn not to reply to Ross's posts by now, but nope.
>>3445279That'd be a good name for a hatchling, maybe.>Bleedover>Jam>Squelch>Splatter
>>3445296Not until August the 7th, niggu.
>>3445295
>>3445297I know it's Ross you dipshitThat's kind of why I said he's starting to get to me.don't be such a cunt, okay?
>>3445293>they never showed the female teenage dragonsWHY
>>3445293klondike i know you think lizard girls are sexy but then you go to have sex and your penis snaps, how do i stop this from happening please provide diagrams thank you good bye
You fuckers never cease to amaze me with topics you'll discuss
>>3445255It does sound nice.Also It's apparently a part of the Penis according to wikipediahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_of_glans_penisso that helps
>>3445315That's interesting
>>3445293I think Corona fits the white one rather well.
>>3445309here you go
>>3445308Because they couldn't be bothered to write them in.If they did, they'd probably have to make them aggressive and bitchy like the male dragons, which would conflict with the lolfeminism vibe that MLP sorta is.
MILESMILESMILES
>>3445283why?why is there a crowd?why do they need to be embarased?are they fucking in the street?or did they send invitations and forget?i know embarasement is one of your fetishes, but it isnt mineif you want to shoehorn your kinks in then do it and just say the picture was for yourselfdont lead people on
>>3445334pls go
>>3445264I am using the default brushes. The clouds are made using the default "Noise" brush.
>>3445334okay this is fun use thank you again
>>3445303What happens then?
>>3445267but hes been so busy lately and i don't want to push stuff on himyou have to admit we have been asking him for chubby pone a lot lately
>>3445353YOU GET GFI was making a joke because GF is shorthand for Gravity Falls.
>Have a 'pony' dream.>The toys had a different package.>One of them had Derpy in it, she was posed different from the others, wings spread, standing up slightly.>Her name was 'Double Sight.'>The toy package was light blue and shaped different to fit more accessories.>The others looked the same.
>>3445367A dream about toys is hardly a pony dream
>>3445354Why not pressure Kraut into practicing chubby pony? He might be up for it if you can make it seem like he's practicing the composition of chubby ponies, since he seems to get motivated by that.
>>3445364THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUTREALLY
>>3445301>>3445279>>3445249>Flat-Top>Flutter>Sinad (From SINAD -SIgnal to Noise And Distortion ratio)>Feedback
>>3445364>August the 7th, everyone gets a GF.Man, the president is getting a little desperate on his campaign promises.
>>3445380
>>3445367>The new generation of toys looks just like Anon described.I would loose my shit.
Would your favorite poni approve of your diet?
>>3445400That's looks both very appealing and very offputting at the same time.
>>3445400>PinkieShe'd want me to eat sweets all fucking dayFuck her
>>3445394mfw this gets a sequel>>3445400ROSEROSEPLEASE
>>3445400>white rice>not brown
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>>3445400>Meat>GildaI think she would.
>>3445410>fuck heru n f
>>3445415>brown>not red, with breaded chicken on the sideYou have no taste
>>3445410I'm sure Pinkie would understand the constitution of human is different to pone, so she'd be happy to fix you up with healthy foods.Or maybe Pinkie has a food inflation/obesity fetish and wants to make you a walking blob of flesh.
>>3445400Given the only thing we've seen Celestia eating has been cake, probably.
>>3445417>Gilda.>Not expecting you to have this.>Every meal.
>MLPG has gotten fed up and is deciding to get back in gear by naming previously nameless backgroundersthats the spirit, MLPG
>>3445441>jinxing the threadWHY DO THIS
>>3445435>toast and eggs>not toasty-eggsyou done goofed
>>3445435She wants you to eat a gun?
>>3445441Fuck it, lets talk about dragon cocks instead
>>3445441
>>3445451If you mean french toast you are my dark skinned compatriot.
>>3445432>All her servants serve her is cake now.>She doesn't know how to cook for herself.>She is getting sick of cake.>She is too polite to suggest something else.>They are too terrified to suggest something else.
>>3445435>Gild will never be my waifu because I hate bacon
>>3445458She'll leave you forever if you don't eat the gun-mug
>>3445435I see no utensils. Is that the purpose of the handgun?
>>3445435>coffeeugh
>>3445432She eats cupcakes and drinks tea, too.
>>3445458>Not shooting your food before you eat it.It's an American thing.
>>3445254Thats super adorable mate
>>3445475You have hands, right?Make it happen
>>3445476You trying to imply something motherfucker?
>>3445400>"Anon, is that really all you're having...?">"Um, if it's okay with you...I could...make you something..."
>>3445466>Celestia seem unhappy for some reason>I know, we'll make her a cake
>>3445475You mean you don't know how to eat your breakfast using you sidearm?How do you even eat?
>>3445486>Eating greasy bacon and greasy toast and A FUCKING EGG WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU with hands
>>3445441GARBLE VS SNIPS EYEBROW BATTLEGOWHO WINS
>>3445463that works too, but i was thinking about the thing where you cut the hole in the bread and put the egg in, like what V and Deitrich cooked for Evey
>>3445416Link plz.
>>3445459>dragon cocksawww yeah
>>3445489Tess is a name for little girls.
>>3445477Cupcakes are a subset of cake. Haven't you seen the food pyramid?
>you will never fuck Klondike's afro
>>3445458>not eating guns
>>3445501That also works for me so we can make love now.
>>3445502http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
>>3445441>>3445127>>3445142>>3445156>>3445216>>3445174>>3445220>>3445255>>3445276>>3445284>>3445272>>3445331>>3445249>>3445279>>3445301>>3445382WE ARE BUT FEW, ANON! ANY HELP WOULD BE A GREAT BOON!
>>3445254>This is also how Pegasi mate.
Do you think any of the ponies want a scrub?Which one would like you hanging out the side of your best friends ride, trying to holler at her?
>Ken will never post his WIPs in here aswell as tumblr
>>3445516Spank you very much.
>>3445505Only acceptable gay males in the show
>>3445501Egg-In-A-Basket?
>>3445514oh gosh, this is all so fast, anoni haven't even had breakfast yet
>>3445441This one needs to be named Rock Steady
>>3445475>>3445495I've never used a handgun before. It's tradition in our family to quickly eat your breakfast quickly with the pin of a hand grenade
>>3445533It's ok, I'll cook it right after, as a little thank you ~
>>3445507Cissexist scum.
>>3445528Oh jesusWhy do I have a boner
>>3445525>He will never finish his MLPG song.Whats his tumblr?
>>3445476Every day you dissappoint me a little more
>>3445490MAKE ME SOUP
>someone paid me to draw a SFW image.whoaaaaa
>>3445547Why don't you go tell all your ant friends about it
>>3445545>no one will ever draw art fof this thing, because for soem reaosn nobody wants to draw the teen dragonsfeels bad man
>>3445530i guess, i never knew they had a namei just always called them toasty-eggs since i was little
>>3445476>Coffee>Not the best drinkISHYGDGOFWGKTA
>>3445547Do you put ants in your coffee and let them use their collective strength to eat their way out of your stomach and break your rib cage open like in Alien?
>>3445553You can do that?
>>3445490Make me a steak.
>>3445553is it OC shipping?
>>3445546http://petitpanda.tumblr.com/post/27934491894/supernatural-ken-ashcorp-final-wip-honestly>HE FINISHED HIS GF SONG
>>3445567>not rabbit stew
>>3445546http://petitpanda.tumblr.com/
>>3445563>That feel when ants crawl into your coffee and break all your ribs like they are fingers.
>>3445565well i did start out in sfw like most people>>3445568nope it's just the mane 6 saying happy birthday around a party cake (with pinkie/derpy popping out of it).
>>3445578TOO SLOW JELLYROLL
>>3445573Not quite finished, he's wanting feedback
>>3445556
>>3445573someone tell him to soften out the SSSSSSes.
>>3445592He needs some help with his mastering in general
>>3445400No deep-fried chocolate bar? Pleb.
>>3445578>>3445573Thanks.
>>3445580that's my commission
>>3445591She's so beta even ants avoid her.
>>3445435>not going for an early-morning Harley ride with Gilda before stopping at your favorite greasy-spoon diner every week.
>>3445603>He and Eurobeat join forces.
>>3445592>>3445603Can'tr this be fixed with an EQ?
>>3445613Oh god... oh god oh god.
>>3445603This
>>3445586>base speed stat of 30I tried hard
>>3445613YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>3445608orly? whats the birthday #
>>3445490>tfw first to post a Fluttershy-cooking-for-you feelIs a good feel.
One time, i asked for requests and someone asked for Rainbow Dash on a cloud. Then everything i drew looked awful so it took me this long to get something i thought was worth showing.That ear still looks awful.
>>3445603>not tossing Ozone at the master plugin to do the job by itselfPRO PRODUCTION SKILLZ
>>3445613I hate Eurobeat as a genre and I really don't think it will work with Ken's style at all
>>3445627>Fluttershy will never dote on you through the medium of cookingIt's such a painful feel.
>>3445621>>3445615We need to make it happen.Even if it's just once.
>>3445629It's cute
>>3445634>I hate Eurobeat as a genre
>>3445286Ahahaha, seeeee it's not so bad!Again, with all of that fat around it, every thrust is like your falling onto one of those giant exercise balls. Push, push, push. You notice the girl can hardly feel it and yawns, but you like challenges, so you start to really dig into that bitch. After a while you probably couldn't pull out because you're so deep into such a bottleneck that you're stuck, and your dick is having the life squeezed out of it. You're about to blow a wad so you don't care and fight through the pain and keep thrusting. If the woman's fat enough she couldn't even reach forward to push you off of her, she'd just helplessly struggle and make waves ripple down her enormous belly, sending shocks through your whole body. And then...BOOM, semen, semen everywhere! Overflowing the vessel and rolling down her lower belly, with the last of it rocketing up and getting her right on the chin just as you pull out.
>>3445634I like Eurobeat but I have to agree on your second pointI don't think the two styles would mix
>>3445580No, I meant commission SFW.
>>3444398wait, where is this from?
All guys were futa
>>3445627It was a good >feel
>>3445654Oh no I dislike something you like
>>3445629
>>3445665>he hasn't seen S3Ep1 yet
>>3445665Didn't you see the new songs that were released as teasers?It's from those
>>3445665>he hasn't seen the leaked episode yetDYEWTS?
>>3445657>>3445634No, I just think hes a little better at mastering.Doesn't have to blend genres.They both have amazing voices.
>>3445665www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LkJ3_nVq8s
why cant i break the cycle
>>3445655Welpfetish +1
>>3445681Stop panicking and go do something
>>3445655>>>/fit/Learn some taste you fat-enabling cunt
>>3445668No, you don't like something that's goodDo you like things that are bad? Are you a backwards person?
>>3445660don't see why not? although in terms of sfw i think comic commissions make a lot more sense.
>>3444094Murphy.Fucken sweet.
>>3445681I believe in you, anon.
>>3445671I can draw them from the front and when it's more profile. But the angle i ended up with is really odd for the ears. For me anyway.
>>3445629I long ago gave up on requests when I realized I'd never be able to live up to the expectation.
>>3445694>Oh no I dislike something you likeYou just proved this
>>3445700Oh shit that looks like a short barreled Webley.
>>3445693Hey man, I hate obese people with a passion but that shit is hot as fuck.It's all fantasy dude, calm down. You're gettin' mad at the internet again.
>>3445694Some people just don't find music like it appealing.Like some people don't like techno, and some people don't like metal.
>>3445655i'm surprised you can type that well and whack it at the same time>>3445693>yfw he is from /fit/ and hates himself for liking fat girls but not IRL fat girls so its okay
>>3445700If you're going to encourage suicide at least give him the chance to go to Equestria
>>3445687Fluttershy, stop being shy. I just solved your problems!
>>3445297MLPG secretly loves Ross.
>>3445717There are people that like metal?
would you panic a pegasus by yelling catch me and jumping off a cloud
>>3445707Think of a request as an idea because you couldn't think of anything to draw. The requester isn't going to lose sleep or money about it, why do you care so much?
>>3445682>askign to be given a belly button fuckign feithsyou could have ust asked the general>duplicate image detectedokay maybe another time
>>3445717>and some people don't like metal.Well, that's perfectly understandable.I mean, it is shit, after all
>>3445719Equestria is only for the talented.
>>3445707>Implying requesters are expecting more from you than what you have shown them you are capable off.
>>3445727>implying that's not Pinkie's favorite new game with Dash
>>3445623I lied
>>3445718>yfw he is from /fit/ I never knew
>>3445727i know i would
>>3445723On the basis of how much MLPG talks about him, he's the most popular artist here.
>>3445727*a pegasi
>>3445726>Boss listens to Slipknot.>He hates Eurobeat.>He didn't even know what it was before I showed him some.>He just doesn't like it.
>>3445729I've wanted to like chubby ponies and just fat in general, but I could never wrap my dick around it, so to speak.Now I understand. I feel like I've unlocked a new weapon or something.Quickly, direct me to the largest gathering of chubby/inflation/fat, I need to try this out.
I just noticed chrome has screen tear when scrollingwhat do
>>3445751What's wrong with you?
>>3445750We talk about Rose way more
One hour till Luna quest.
>>3445701
>>3445672>>3445674>>3445676NO i haven't i sort of got stuck playing dawn of war 2 and sins of a solar empire and civ 5 for a while, what have i missed?!?>>3445679Thanks! there isn't more is there?
>>3445759new screen
>>3445751>turning a singular into a plural>when the singular is correct
>>3445756>SlipknotPeople limit themselves to shitty music because they're afraid to put in the effort to try something better.
>>3445400Are those black things scorpion tails?
>>3445756>Boss listens to SlipknotI know that feel, bro. Except add Metallica
>>3445736>I never use my name here>they were hoping I was Rose or someone
>>3445773>sins of a solar empireIm sorry for your wasted time
>>3445759Use a good browser
>>3445757LK has a large quantity of decent stuffDerpibooru is trying to get the quantity of fat ponies ponibooru once had
>>3445773have you seen this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LQk-DaZSzU&feature=player_embedded ?
>>3445770Ah, i see it now.Thank you.
>>3445727>jumping off a cloud>even standing on a clouddyewts
>>3445727I really want to draw this.WORK FINGERS YOU FUCKING FUCKS
>>3445760*what's wrongi with you?>>3445778*when the singuli is correctImpersonating people is fun.
>>3445773>dawn of war 2it was disappointing to me that that game wasnt Company Of Heroes: In Space
>>3445776>new screen>throwing away my perfectly fine u2412hm
>>3445773There's just the 2 songs >>3445791, not a whole episode or anything.
>>3445729>not linking him>>3445757i think this is what he was trying to submit >>3422368
Stop using a botnet
>>3445794>implying i gotta explain shit
>>3445785That's why you post a picture you drew together with "IMMA WANT REQUSTS!!"
>>3445736Noot, pls.
>>3445797>dawn of war 2Way to completely change the game. It didn't even resemble the previous games except for the damn skins, what the fuck.
>>3445812And then they ignore you because you're clearly not one of the good ones.
>the thread is slowly descending into art bitchingEvery time.
>>3445825But I've never ignored a call for requests based on the artist's skill
>>3445833We like animationThat's what we do
>>3445821To be fair, doesn't it play more like the table top game would were it animated and real time than dawn of war 1 did?
>>3445825But my favorite drawfags are anons.
>>3445825Just make it very obvious that you're taking requests and not just hide it in the middle of a sentence:>"TAKING REQUESTS>myart.png
>>3445825Look at kraut you useless cuntEmulate his attitude or fuck off already.
>>3445797the campaign was fun though, >>3445787if wasted you mean the game takes a while then yeah, but if you're saying its a bad game then well i can't say that, not the best, but i do love me some space action, i just dislike how some of the star systems make no sense. i would've preferred actual solar systems and star cluster maps, haivng a 50 or so habitable worlds around one star is just silly.>>3445791thank you
>>3445833Yes you're right. I'll go.
38 minutes to MoonQuest. Let's hope we can agree with each other a bit more this time around, and actually understand when people are joking.
>>3445866>not choosing astronomy>the year of our princess
>>3445866>and actually understand when people are jokingFucking red player.
>>3445856>the campaign was fun though, Yeah, i guess once i got over that it wasn't what i wanted it to be, i enjoyed it for what it was. I just hope company of heroes 2 is nothing like it or tales of valor.
>>3445825You must REALLY suck not to get requests.Even i get requests when i ask for them, and my stuff is hardly great.
BREAD AND BUTTERCHANT AND MUTTER
>>3445870>and most of all fuck luna>have fun im out red player is a niggerI still laugh at that, jesus
>>3445874Oh god that fucking post.
>ask zone if hes ever gonna do pony>get thisahahaha
>>3445866>red player: guys we have to be super careful and shit because waifu quest is srs business>everyone else: let's have fun guys and not take this too seriouslyRock and a hard place.
>>3445885Ha
>>3445885oh my unf
>>3445877>>3445874>>3445887What post are you talking bout? Screen cap?
>>3445877>tfw it was mineOh gosh im sorry red player>>3445887>the new questers are super serious
>>3445885So much for the "NEVR GONNA DRAW TEH PONEZ!" rant.
>>3445679awesome, ponies wearing armor and jousting,It just adds to my already appropriate bretonnian army
>>3445759test a different browserget a newer gpuget a gpu that has driversget a gpu that doesn't cause housefires
>>3445907Maybe Zone is discovering the endless well of bronybux s/he can tap into
>>3445904It's okay. I was acting retarded.
>>3445899It won't make much sense unless you were taking part but Red Player was a fun sponge
>>3445921Seriously.>Make an obvious jokeTRY TO KEEP IT SHOW-RELATED GUYS, WE CAN'T DO THAT YET
>>3445611>Early-morning Harley ride with GildaAnd after that, you can take your bikes out for a spin, too!
>>3445916>Maybe Zone is discovering the endless well of bronybux s/he can tap intoB-But his integrity guise
>>3445916Welp, Zone isn't one to hate money.Give 'im time.
Quick, give me a pony to draw.
>>3445921>Astronomy>More useful than persuasion
>>3445932>hiswut
>>3445921Oh, you guys.
>>3445921Is it OK if I participate in this session? This looks like hella fun.
>>3445932The ironing makes me laugh.
>>3445936this one
>>3445936spike
>>3445936
>>3445946Gotcha.
>>3445936draw fancy pony
>>3445939It is when you want to woo the lunale coolface bait
>>3445942NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU THINKINGWhy would anyone care?
>>3445821It was more of a real time tactical game rather than a real time strategy game, but i rather it be something different than just the same old with new graphics, i think they both fine, and the lack of base building put more emphasis on the individual squads themselves. Nothing more maddening than going back to build a refinery in SC2 only to find that the opponent found and has started to attack your blob. >>3445848yes, though on a smaller scale.
>>3445942No
>>3445904>Implying it won't be the exact same questersI was Pink Player
>>3445932>Zone claims he will never draw loli>Draws underaged character in model and claims the character is over 18 in video's intro.Zone has best integrity.
>>3445942>Sentenal is afraid to take part as an anonymous poster because we bitch at him so much10/10 would laugh again
>>3445956because its sentenal and people get mad at him for no reason
>>3445961I was anonymous
>>3445942Go ahead?
>>3445957>Nothing more maddening than going back to build a refinery in SC2 only to find that the opponent found and has started to attack your blob. What? I'm struggling to work out what you mean here
>>3445956Well there was that one guy that really didn't want me in it, but now I don't know if he was joking or not.
>>3445963He could always make a pony hentai flash, and state in the disclaimer that they are not ponies.
>>3445967>What is anonymous posting?Seriously, this is a non-issue
>>3445936Is this cropped from a larger image?
>>3445961See, the joke was that the players who only joined in Luna quest can never understand the jokesYou're doing excellently at proving that no one can, however
CAN YOU ALL JUST STOPFUCKING SPOILING YOUR GOD DAMN TEXT?!
>>3445954A silver tongue will help more with that than anything.
>>3445936Chrysalis.
>>3445975If you're anonymous it doesn't become an issue anyway.It's not a hard concept to grasp, sentenal.Just play! It's fun. Personally I don't give a fuck if you play.
>>3445980>Daily dose
>>3445939depends in a big city Persuasion is more useful, especially since most of the time you can't see the stars anywaysIn the wilderness or at sea then astronomy is more useful, because you can't persuade a tree to tell you the right direction or where you are at night.
>>3445946>>3445949rainbow dash makes some weird faces
>>3445975If you're that afraid of offending people just take your trip off, god forbid.
>>3445939>>3445954But earth astronomy wouldn't even apply in Equestria would it?
>>3445975Just don't act like youAs Stoic put it - stop all...this
>>3445976
>>3445967>no reason
>>3445988Please explain why, I am genuinely curious!Try to avoid hypotheticals, because there are easily as many hypotheticals that support astronomy too.
>>3445985You know you can download addons that auto unspoil texts
>>3445997But then we won't know who he is and give him the attention he deserves!
So how about it?Would you guys like...A) Fattyjack x Big Mac navel fuckingB) Fat Sweetie Belle (human), orC) Fat Twilight
>>3446000Some of their constellations have the same names as ours
>>3445942We can't stop you, so why are you even asking? And I don't mind at all.
>>3445974having to micro an economy, only to have your forces be ambushed beyond your sight and when you do focus on it, its a clusterfuck or its already to late.
>>3446001>Stop being all of you>SentenalI like it.
>>3446000Canis Major and Orion are both Earth constellationsUrsa Minor and Major are too, but that's slightly differentAlso even if it wasn't, think of all the shit you could discuss and compare
>>3446000No it wouldn't. Which is why we're better off with Persuasion.Besides, anything we'd need to know about astronomy would be covered in compulsory education (what the moon is, what it does, 12 major constellations, how to find the north star, etc.)
>>3445985I fucking know, right?I really wish there was an unspoil script that worked with 4chan xIt is SUCH a pain in the ass to read replies when people keep spoiling inane shit
>>3446029I don't see a problem.
>>3446016your handwriting sends cold shivers down my spine and makes me cringe
>>3446007I rest my case
>>3446016C. if it's pony.
>>3446016Fat Twilight, please.
>>3446034
>>3445975>>3445997>>3446001Well, I was told I'm obvious when I post as either anon or trip, like people could tell it was me posting even w/o a trip on. Was worried that would be the issue or something.
>>3446025>talk about various myths and legends behind the constellations
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xVxNVsw9qk
>>3446016>Ross is so starved for MLPG's love that makes a fucking cap of the one time people agree with himI feel bad now
>>3446035But... this is Luna quest, not "Let's become a leader of Equestria Quest"
IT BEGINS
>>3446022>micro>economyNigga watalso >moving out and then not paying attention to the minimap>>>/woodleague/We should play sometime
>>3446007Well, astronomy, while good and all is probably going to be useless when we are in, theoretically a different universe altogether.Oh yes, we know all the constellations Orion is r...wait, he should have been right the-.An astrologist would be so lost in that situation.And then he would be so engrossed in wanting to re-learn the nights sky he would forget to learn to fucking read.
>>3445981Nope, sorry, did it as a mock of Foo Fighters's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST video, first scene.
>>3446026see>>3446025
>>3445985>>3446029userstyles [.] org slash styles slash 59541 slash 4chan hyphen unspoil hyphen remove hyphen spoilers
>>3446035>That discussion about becoming glorious Equestrian Prince of Warfare during first sessionYou guys have very interesting goals. I don't know if I should be enthused or concerned.
>>3446029But there is a feature like that in 4chanX>>3446035>implying Hitler could woo a pone
>>3446016>makes a cap of the people agreeing with him>fails to include the one anon politely dunking him every turnIt's all about context, Rossy Baby
>>3445908Speaking of, how would ponies joust anyway? They have no riders, so what are they trying to do with those lances? Poke eachothers eyes out? Or do they attach some kind of targets to their backs and try to knock those off?
>>3446065Are you fucking serious
>>3446065That fucking URL
>>3446050
>>3446044>tripfriend>friend>
>>3446055We play our cards right, it could be both.
>>3446050Well that's because when you post anonymously, you still post tripe like that and make a prat of yourself. We've become so used to it happening when you're using a trip that we're able to recognise it when you do it without oneIt's awful, but try harder
>>3446078They try to knock a teddy bear that's attached to their saddle.You know, for kids.
>>3446075If I was a moderator here, and this was a forum where I had the power to ban people on whatever whim took me at the time, I would ban you for this post.
>>3446078stab each other in the chest, its a brutal tournament, to the death.
>>3446044>That feel when Rainboom was publicly banned.
>>3446056We've still got about 20 minutes, although I did throw up the recap initial post in the mean time.I need a coffee and have to make a decision on where the first choice of this session lies, then I'll throw the other stuff up there.
>>3446054>implying he didn't samefag that entire conversation
>>3446099What a glorious day that was.
>>3446059And that's why it's a win-winYou can discuss astronomy and her creation of the sky tonight if it's the same as Earth, or you can compare the two and teach her about something she's fascinated in if not, and she can teach us about Equestrian astrologyWIN WIN
>>3446107You're almost as bad as sentenal hate anon
>>3446099Remmeber when /mlp/ moderation was good?>/mlp/ moderation was never good.png
>>3446102
>>3446113Except we don't remember shit.
>>3446099which time? it happened a lot
>>3446109>>3446118who?
>>3446118
SO KEN ASH REPLIED TO YOU MUSIC NERDS ABOUT THE SESESESESESESI HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUThttp://petitpanda.tumblr.com/post/27940273383/klondikekun-petitpanda-supernatural-ken
>>3446121>
>>3446102Stop roleplaying pony girlfriends.It's unbecoming.
>>3446122We would have if we'd picked Astronomy. That was the roll about remembering a skill we were good at
>>3446113I would rather, you know, learn their language and become a productive member of the society, instead of you know.Getting side tracked because I want to compare star notes with the star princess.
>>3446121I still lose my shit every time I see one of these.
>>3446136We've got Persuasion and a permanent +2 modifier to talking. Stow your shit and quit whining.
>>3446078Attach a lance to one side of the body and attach a shield to the other.They charge at each other and see who gets knocked down first.
>>3446128>not knowing Rainboom>>>/ml- Wait no>>>/v- FuckUHUHHH>>>/reddit/Phew
>>3446131I already suggested a simple solution for him
>>3446128this guy
>>3446053>>3446053http://vocaroo.com/i/s007ftui2sawLet's do this.
>>3446131Just tell him to talk about it here pls
>>3446025>Ursa Minor and Major are too, but that's slightly differentWell, we don't really know if those exist as constellations in Equestria - only that there are giant magical bears by the same name.>Also even if it wasn't, think of all the shit you could discuss and compareThat is true.While the knowledge itself would be inapplicable to anything in Equestria, I'm sure Luna would be fascinated to discuss it.
>>3446131>Ken working with Eurobeat
>>3446116With the difference that Ross actually deserves the hate he gets.
>>3446145>whining>implying I'm not just pointing out things that are obvious because I was askedpfff
>>3446128an idiot who used to roleplay in the piss
>>3446164No he doesn't. he deserves more
>>3446131>He lacks the hardware.>He doesn't have a $3k mic.>Not owning the highest end equipment.Casual as fuck.
>>3446164>I don't like him>He deserves the hate he gets
>>3446149>tfw you couldn't even tell them to fuck off to ponychanhe has probably frequented reddit too ya k now.
>>3446151>>3446149oh well I'm filtering every tripcode ever with a few exceptions
>>3446171>liking RossMangneto get out
>>3446171He acts like a total cunt 100% of the time.
>>3446167
>>3446078The mares ride the stallions.
>>3446171NOBODY likes Ross, Ross.
>>3446086>ponychan
>>3446160Oh shit.OH SHITI WAS JUST JOKING
>>3446171but he does, he is a complete cunt.
>>3446179So does everyone in here>>3446183sentenal hate anon pls go
>>344617995% of the timeThe other 5% is what you just saw, him trying to sexytalk up his kinks.
>>3446181I hope we finally get some pony on pony action in s3
>>3446191Do you seriously fucking like Ross?Not his art, but the person?What's wrong with you?
>>3446177He believed in his heart of hearts that Rainbow Dash was his daughter.She was real and she existed in his house.
>>3446099As if that stopped him from coming back again and again.
>>3446181>guards riding guardsSo its guards all the way down? Or at least armored ponies.
>>3446192But in those posts he was trying to lead anons on by promising an interesting image which he wanted to force his fetishes into.That's a bit cuntish.
Ken I'm sorry I said your styles clashSorry Ken
>>3446107He didn't. At least one of the posts there was mine.
>>3446197He's never been a cunt to me, so I don't give half a shit
>>3446207Shush up, Ross.
>>3446198thanks for reminding me how good of an idea it is to filter every tripcode
>>3446198Didn't he later say he had a Rainbow Dash tulpa?I've been on that tulpa forum and some of then refer to their tulpa as if it was their child. It's fucking weird.
Okay fellas.Today was a shit day, feeling like shit, just hit me with your biggest >feels so I can just kill myself
>>3446166If it makes you feel any better, we probably will talk about stars and shit with her.>We spill spaghetti and ask her what it was like being imprisoned in the moon for a thousand years.
>>3446191>"Ross deserves the hate he gets">I must be sentenal hate anonI actually like Sentenal. He's actually made himself useful around here. Ross just waltzes in, talks down to everyone and draws shit nobody except him wants to see while samefagging requests for it.And let's not even bring up the "I'm leaving MLPG forever" moment at the beginning of the Hiatus.
>>3446220fuck off
>>3446218>hey guys look at me I filter every tripcodeYou're pretty cool, anon.
>>3446220>Kill yourself>Not go see Dark Knight Rises
>>3446205Yeah, that is true. That one anon hit the nail on the head. Ross doesn't take requests so much as he takes ideas and puts his own fetishes into them. The guy just wanted one thing and Ross kept pushing for everything else.
>>3446220>shit dayI hit my own dog on my way to my grandmother's funeral.What happened to you?
>>3446218>le twily face
>>3446078Mounting a target to their backs could prove even more dangerous than striking the lance to the head and chest.During the late Medieval and Renaissance eras, a participants protection did an incredibly good job of transferring the force of a blow away from the rider's body. This coupled with high backed saddles meant that it wasn't uncommon for the energy to be transferred down onto the horse as intended and the animal's spine being snapped.
>>3446218>He even filters out the feelsmiths in the General.You're missing out.Some of our tripfags aren't insane or douches.
Well, at least it's not as bad as the dog fucker.
>>3446220>you feel a gentle nuzzle against your shoulder, snapping you out of your melancholic daze>Applejack is looking at you with a worried expression>"What's wrong, sugarcube...?"
>>3446226I'm calling you sentenal hate anon because only he is autistic enough to seriously think everybody defending sentenal is sentenal>samefagging requestsHow delusional are you?
>Ken Ashcorpi cant tell is this is a man or girl
>>3446155>>3446053Oh God more please!
>>3446220>Rarity gets a pimple>it's so big and hideous she can't even cover it with foundation>her friends see her>they don't even notice itBeing Rarity is suffering.
>>3446243> aren't insane or douches.Nah, you know what? No, I'm gonna challenge you on that point. All tripfags here are either insane or douches.
>>3446220>that feel when Applejack is diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis>in a few years time her body will have degraded to the point that she is virtually useless on the farm, but she's still so young>she tries to make the best of it over time, but she can feel the malady taking its toll>soon, she must remain as an observer, watching Applebloom take her mantle>you comfort her on a day she's particularly down about it>she turns to you and says "You know, Anon, if there was any day I could take back it would be the day I was born, because I'm useless now and what good is a farmhand that can't work a farm?"
>>3446249>You smile from being comforted by such a sweet pony>Then you wake up
>>3446225>Luna Quest ends very abruptly.
>>3446204>guards riding guards
>>3446226Ross takes requests?
>>3446257>Twilight will never use her magic to telekinetically yank all of the gunk out of every single one of your pours simultaneously
>>3446254It's ForeverPandering.Also he's posted enough pictures and videos of himself. You're 2slow
>>3446232IKR>>3446243could you name some?
>>3446177>One tripfag is a psycho>Filter every tripfag ever>I ate an overdone egg once>I'm never eating anything with eggs in it ever again.
>>3446220>Kill yourself>not write a fanfic about an embarrassed Fluttershy magically forced to toot repeatedly onstage in front of a large audience
>>3446270why does Celestia have 3 dogs dressed as guards fuck every monday?
>>3446253>>samefagging requests>>How delusional are you?You weren't there that one morning when Ross was doing pics of SweetieMime? He posted her saying "ask me to do anything!" By the second pic, he made a suggestion, himself, for people to ask about her eating lots of food. And so an anon requested that. It's not samefagging, but he basically requested to have a request done for fat art.
>>3446264Whelp, lost that argument.
>>3446270Why does Braeburned have to be a rapist/pedophile?
>>3446278Kierz, plspls
>>3446264LethSmileIsaac
>>3446276>poresgod dammit I hate spelling
>>3446282because she's CL
>>3446254woman
>>3446270but those are dogs
>>3446249>implying she would care>implying she's real
>>3446238I applied to 8 jobs in the last two weeks and 6 of them have already turned me down. And if I don't get a job in 3 days I'll be evicted. Also my only poptart left expired before I was able to eat it.
>>3446288It's not me, but he's got two of my exact filenames and I'm dying over here
>>3446276>She still remembers the screaming.
>>3446264Hey!
>>3446279I had this happen once.You know how, like, sometimes, they fuck up making Peanut Butter Captain Crunch? They overcooked a piece of it one time, and I ate it.I didn't touch captain crunch for years.
>>3446241>killing a horse instead of the knightYou've gone too far this time armorbro
>>3446289they're already on the 'do want to see their posts' list
>atryl not drawing furry porn
>>3446276How horrifying.
>>3446238Not depressedanon but...Dammit... I am sorry to hear than, man.
>>3446300Do you have anywhere to go?
>>3446275From himself.
>>3446277>It's ForeverPandering
>>3446283That's just depressing, not cuntish.
>>3446276>It will never backfire and couch all of your nails sequentially
>>3446309Horses, and ponies, are a dime a dozen, Anon. Good knights are hard to come by.
>>3446289doucheinsanedouche
>>3446310Reu-No wait, she's pretty insane
>>3446324please explain
>>3446238MY DICK SPLIT OPEN AND LOCUSTS FLEW OUT
>>3446302BECAUSE I STOLE THEM
>>3446324Even I know you're trying too hard.
>>3446281I want to read that.
>>3446316My parents live across the continent, and my only choice is a shared apartment with 3 more people. And it's designed to fit 2 people at most. And sorry to hear about your dog/grandma.
>>3446300I applied for a job once.And only once.2 weeks later I got it.I laugh at everyone who talks about >but the job market guys
>>3446321Cuntish, depressing, whatever. The fact is that he forces his shit on us one way or another. You saw his post earlier. "I'll draw you guys something! But you have to pick from one of three fat things!" He's just here to jerk himself off.
>>3446326no I'm normal
>>3446220Don't be an hero.
>>3446235I'll draw what he wants, which is AJ getting belly fucked by Big Mac. The rest was just extra and suggestions. If he wants just the two of them that's what he'll get.
>>3446332How much is the rent?
>>3446309Horses are cheap for the man who can afford to joust.
>>3446321What's cuntish is the way he treats everyone - he refuses to take criticism, even when he asks for it; he's spent entire threads rationalizing and explaining away every single thing we've pointed out, and refusing to change it.He virtually ignores all other artfags in these threads, and if someone actually asks him for advice, he won't give it to them.
>>3446334Cunt.
>>3446335Every contributor does this to a degree, man. Most are just met with more praise than Ross.
>>3446249>>3446266
>>3446334>apply for one job>get it>this means the job market is perfectly fine and no one struggles to get a jobNope.
>>3446246>Implying there is anything wrong with fucking your dog if the dog likes it
>>3446264okay...
>>3446336but how can you be normal? we have already established you are me with a very slight variation. and im pretty insane.
>>3446336I agree, you're the most normal person that will never meet anyone that I've ever not seen.
> porcelain by moby plays on every single fucking pandora station I create everstop it music genome projectstop making me cry
thank god I don't trip
>>3446353Please don't start this shit again.
>>3446324CosmoRCH
>>3446311>mfw he started doing a lot of gw2 porn>and it is actually good>i just started really getting into gw2im still not sure if i should follow him, i dont want to see all the furry porn.
>>3446370you should doodle for us
>>3446345that's not true at allI have a respect for Tex, MT, Rose, and Tess. Also Mangneto when they've come around once in a blue moon.
I think this is the perfect moment for murderhorsesomeone make pls
>>3446345not to mention he has spent entire threads under the false pretense that he is taking in criticism to improve his disgusting blobs of characters, only to never actually draw them but once and move onto a new disgusting blob.
>>3446378no u
SINCE WE DEPRESSION NOW, HOW DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DIE?OLD AS SHIT AND IN YOUR SLEEP? BULLET TO THE HEAD?STEPPING IN FRONT OF A TRAIN? HOW?
>>3446357oh, are you the dude who had almost the exact same pone list as mebecause I've been meaning to ask, which CMC is your favourite?
>>3446349>LK has the same fetish as Ross>actively avoids posting it in here>had to be persuaded by the general to do soyeah, nahi can't really think of any other drawfag that takes requests (note: takes, not gives options) and delivers something that's chock full of their own fetishes
>>3446378Why would I tell myself I should doodle when I don't want to doodle things that I myself have asked me.
>>3446350>You sigh, realizing it was all just a dream>Sitting up you stretch and look out your window to gaze upon Sweet Apple Acres>"Well good morning, Sugar Cube!">You turn to Applejack and smile>Who needs dreams when everything you want is already right there for youI'm sorry. I'm much better at sad feels than happy feels.
>>3446364>pandora>not last.fm
>>3446371>>3446353please
>>3446370Namefaggots represent.
>>3446364So this is goodbye...
>>3446382As long as it's not that Ghost shit.
>>3446264define "insane"
>>3446386I don't know, but I hope it's in a bathtub or somethingI don't want to leave a mess behind
>>3446392Man I need to go see a doctor about this MPD
>>3446392Because I actually wanted to doodle for myself but was too afraid to ask
>>3446380I like Tex and Rose.
>>3446398I would, but I haven't done anything to warrant putting that on in months.
>>3446342600 USD. Been living with savings to pay for groceries and basic stuff.
>>3446389yesSweetiebelle then AB, then Scoots
>>3446193If you mean riding, we already got it in Hearth's Warming Eve. Rarity rode Twilight across a river. She even had a rope bridle. UNF
>>3446400What's wrong with her mouth
>>3446386This is pretty weird, but I want to bleed to death.Preferably slowly, because your body goes into panic mode like fuck if you lose a lot of blood in a short time.
>>3446220Read exit-level literature before you off yourself.
>>3446380>I have a respect for Tex, MT, Rose, and Tess>MT drew his fat pinkie>Rose did a trade with him>Tess did a Trade with himDid Tex do anything for him? Not that you can hate Tex. He's Tex.
I just want to chime in to say that the general's comedic hate for Ross has made me lose my shit so many timesLike this time he commented on the aplblewm thing and anon said he wanted to go molest a child after reading what he said
>>3446398I'm here. Te he.
>>3446415very subtle harelip
>>3446415Fuck if I know, that's just how it's been.
>>3446396>>3446364Pandora plays the same shit all the time. Last FM is better imo. It almost does the same thing but then throws you something new when you least expect it
>>3446391Alright, I suppose you're right in that aspect.I meant that most contributors just draw what they want to and post it here, though.
>>3446400;_;
>>3446425pls draw
>>3446341Sounds good. We need more AppleMac.
>>3446405>>3446407>>3446378>>3446370>>3446392stop it already, I'll doodle for you
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1230591?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeSomeone say Murderhorse?
How would you go about doing this?
>>3446386I hope I die flying. As long as I'm by myself, I don't want to take anyone else with me, just alone.Not purposefully either, but that's how I'd prefer to die. Going several hundred miles per hour into the ground.Would be horrifying and fun.
>>3446430that's bound to happen. they can't draw only for us forever, as much as we'd want
>>3446439AWESOME DRAW ME A RARITY
>>3446311That Rarity is very fuzzy.
>>3446441Drop a pile of warm clothes fresh from the dryer on her.
>>3446411Do you have an email?
>>3446386I want to die fighting crime
>>3446444ME TOO
>>3446441Cuddle them until they pass out
>>3446441Play classical music while giving her a glass of Sleepy Time tea. Eventually she will fall unconscious and be defeated.The reward for the quest is that I cart her off and use her as a pillow.
>>3446441Easyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aatlliinymw
anyone know how long it takes for them to make an episode of phineas and ferb?
>>3446442So, kinda like Rainbow Dash at the end of "You Can’t Be Missed If You Never Left" ?
>>3446420What game is that?
>>3446451I want to die to save someone else
>>3446447oh my fucking god
>>3446462Wait, what.
>>3446460http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UaOO7hyb4c
>>3446380It is true, and you know it. You only know Tex, MT, Rose and Tess exist because they drew your godawful Pinkie Pie.Most of the time, you don't even acknowledge other artists unless you're looking down your nose at them because not everyone draws rubberhose, or taking passive-aggressive potshots at them like you do with GG, because people actually WANT them here.
>>3446386Mine's probably going to be a head-on collision. I don't wear a seatbelt to help ensure I don't walk away from any crash that might happen
>>3446431>wiggle linesplease tell me there's a shot of the other side
>>3446398im here
>>3446410Fair enough.
>>3446472>Not wearing a seatbeltSeriously?
>>3446462>Twidash fanfictionMa nigga.
>>3446465This. As cliche as it might sound, this would be my perfect way to go.
>>3446467It's a fanficIn the end: Rainbow Dash is old, and is going to go for "one last flight". It's implied she's going to die via facedive
>>3446472but wouldent that forfeit almost any insurance or liability claim you might have should you survive?
>>3446364>moby"And Moby? You can get stomped by ObieYou thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow meYou don't know me, you're too old, let goIt's over, nobody listens to techno"
>>3446478Good to have you here Anonymous.
>>3446484thirded
>>3446386I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
>>3446479By the way Tess, expect my half of the trade for you to be done in the next day or two, okay?
>>3446474ask LK to draw it
>tfw having not this yetI'm sorry, Kierz.
>>3446398I try not to put on my trip/name unless I have something to contribute.
>>3446451I want to die fighting. I want to shut the door behind me, my friends safely on the other side, as I turn to face the enemies with two guns ready. I want to hear my friends banging against the door and screaming my name as they know I intend to sacrifice myself for their safety. I want to open fire on my enemies with two fully-automatic guns as bullets strike my body which refuses to go down.
>>3446482Well, I mean, it is the best ship
>>3446497Classic.
>>3446485Oh.Well I guess so then, yeah. I don't want to die old and in a bed, I want to die GOING FAST.Lucky for me I'm in flight school so I will probably get to die the way I want to some day. Especially with the dangerous occupation I plan on going into.
>>3446482>>3446510
>>3446474use your imaginationit gives you a stronger orgasm
>>34464404 more pls?
>>3446398Yeah boi.
>>3446489Now, EDM is at an all time high (in America) and no one listens to Enimen
Rent-Anon, please. Email.Pls.
>>3446505Same here. Steamchat or streams or mafia are a different story, obviously, but in the general I only use my name when I'm contributing
>>3446386With my rifle in and hand my men beside me.
>>3446500Awright. Awesome.
>>3446509Fuck guns I'll fight criminals with hand-to-hand in a motorcycling protective suit
>>3446523But what if your post was a contribution in and of itself?
>>3446516you're probably rightbecause i imagine her to have plump, well-pumped pussy lips
>>3446528Alright, Batman. Calm down. Shouldn't you be saving some people in a movie thea- Oh. Right. You DIDN'T save them.
Alright, it's starting!http://mlpg.co/q/res/52123.htmlWhether you join in or not, have a pleasant evening!
>>3446485Sounds like one I read where she was old, and in pain.She convinced Spike to take her up in the balloon so she could be up high again.She had a potion that Zecora made for her, it would dull pain, but was damaging on the body, she didn't care and downed the thing.Before Spike could react she jumped out of the balloon and pulled off one last rainboom before he body gave out and she crashed to the ground.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1230591?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3446413ah, mine is Applebloom, then Sweetie, then Scootaloo
>>3446536He has a bad back.He can't be everywhere.
>>3446540N-no.This one is better. That sounds lame as shit
>>3446131>ken ash>not Ken AshcorpAre you going full plebeian, Klondick?Someone requested I drop the thing he did for MLPG a week or so ago when he got a request to make something about a Pinkie Pie lap-dance:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4544602/OGspike.mp3
>>3446529Funny enough, I got capped as an anon the other day
>>3446536I am not batmanI just fantasize unhealthily about being something like him
>>3446540what a wonderful way to go.
>>3446551This guy. This guy right here.You're alright.
>>3446472>>3446480I've known people who refused to wear seatbelts, on the grounds that they'd crush your ribs and kill you in a collision. It's the biggest pile of shit I've ever heard - they might break a rib or your collarbone, but NOT wearing it is even worse.A friend of mine's dad served with the Provost Marshall's Office or NSF (I can't remember which,) and he'd dealt with a number of car-crashes, and to this day I remember him saying he never once had to cut a seatbelt off of a corpse.
Would you motorboat a Pankah?
itt: decent cosplays
>>3446553It was lame as shit.God why did I read it all?
>>3446536Hey, c'mon. Don't give Batman shit for that.Gummy Pinkie finally convinced him to come to one of her parties that night and he was having a good time.
>>3446558>Have there been any feels written about Gilda?>can't greentext without breaking the lineYou're new here, aintcha?
>>3446557Well I could be your bad guy. After seeing Dark Knight Rises I wanted to shave my head, get super buff, and get a mask that constantly pumps morphine into my body. And get a kickass jacket. That jacket was beast.
>>3446558They always just end in rough femdom sex.I'd like to see someone try to write an actual >feel about her without falling back on that
>>3445930>>3445611>>3445435>>3445417have there been any>feelswritten with/about Gilda?
I really thought you'd be there for me as I fell, MLPG.
>>3446529I do a lot of things besides art-fagging, so I'm okay with posting as Anon.You've probably seen/read/heard some of my work.
>>3446566Get that Final Fantasy cosplay out of here
>>3446565
>>3446555Is...is that the finished OG spike?
>>3446532>Implying she doesn't a have smooth, soft featureless ass like all ponies
>>3446579reminded me of leon's RE4 jacket
>>3446582Don't you realize Anon, during those dark times, it was then that I carried you
>>3446555>Forverpandering will never finish this song due to not knowing where to take itsad faceI was sorta hoping it'd sorta end like pic related
>>3446571>guys I can stop greentext mid sentence I'm such an oldfagfuck off
>>3446581>delete post without image>post one without image>doesn't know about 4chan xDude...
>>3446564if they are so great why are there no seatbelts in motorcyclescheckmate atheists
>>3446594With my dick in your ass, I mean.
LOL
>>3446411>>3446449Anon, seriously, what's your email?
>>3446386I want to die fighting the man.
>>3446579I was thinkin' rigorous training in boxing, krav maga, and some sort of grappling, and a motorcycling suit with ballistic plates hidden insideAnd some sort of helmet and face concealment, I hadn't gotten that farWe could be nemeses!
>>3446571how the fuck do you do this?are you a wizard?
>>3446580They don't ALWAYS end that way.They only MOSTLY end that way.
>>3446609
>>3446402in·sane [in-seyn] Show IPAadjective1.not sane; not of sound mind; mentally deranged.2.of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person who is mentally deranged: insane actions; an insane asylum.3.utterly senseless: an insane plan.
>>3446609COMEDIC GENIUS
>>3446622I like it when they do
>>3446614I'd have a radio hidden somewhere constantly playing "DESHI! DESHI! BASARA! BASARA!"I'd go to lots of football games. I like football.
>>3446622I'd like to write a >feel about Gilda being a bitch because her dad was a cunt.
>>3446386as a hero
>>3446609diddnt he do this same exact joke before? or was that veggie?
>>3446609Now maybe you can calm down for a second and realize that not everyone's sense of humor is as informed by a cynical worldview as yours is.
>>3446604>not using your motorcycle's airbags>theist logic
>>3446614helmets are shit for fighting. you need your peripheral vision.
>>3446564Do they also prevent horsefucking?
>>3446646Veggie mario plspls
>>3446609It's funny because Derpy is retarded :P
>>3446635DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARADESHI DESHI BASARA BASARADESHI DESHI BASARA BASARADESHI DESHI BASARA BASARAI gotta see that movie - I don't care if you guys think it's shit.
Every single one of my fantasies ends with "but the semen was actually addictive and now the formerly intelligent girl is a desperate addict"
>>3446655The trade-off between bullet protection and peripheral vision would be tough to deal with, it's true. I dunno what I'd rather have.
>>3446386I'd like to die old knowing I'd lived a good life, and I did the best I could with the hand I was dealt.Since I want to adopt, if the kid grows up happy then I reckon I'll have fulfilled my goal nicely.
>all these ways people want to dieintradasting.
>>3446609why is spitfire in ponyville anyway?
>>3446665>He can't deflect bullets with his skull.You will never be like Fluttershy's dad.
> you will never make the new horse
>>3446386I'm not planning on dying.
Sentenal is that you who keeps accidentally rolling?
>>3446663In my, unpopular, opinion it was better than The Dark Knight. It was great.
>>3446667
>>3446677I mean, I'm pretty thickBut not THAT thick
>>3446681>That feel when you achieve lichdom.
>>3446665Most helmets are fucking useless against rifle bullets anyway. An AK47 bullet can penetrate a helmet even if it's at an angle that would result in a glancing ricochet, mostly.They are mostly for shrapnel in this technological era.
>>3446669pls sweetiebe real i love you
Mercenaries, join the fightTake it star by star
>>3446700>>3446681Evil wizards pls go
>>3446689I haven't posted yet. Nor how to roll.
>>3446681Mah niggaStill it will probably happen.>>3446386I'm a dick. I'll do many things to save my ass. The only ways to get me fighting is either for the risk to be minimal or for a loved one for whom I carry deeply.
>>3446704How many people get mugged at AR-point
Hey, you guys mind keepin' it down a bit? I'm trying to masturbate here.
>>3446704You won't be having to deal with many baddies carrying rifles if you were a vigilante, so a ballistic helmet would be enough.
>>3446726>only 8 years to goI can already feel my power manifesting.
>>3446677Sometimes, I think if I were a mutant, I'd want armor-plated skin, like an armadillo.That way if someone started shooting in a public place, I could jump in front of the gunman and make him waste his ammo, or be a human shield for someone, and keep them safe while the rounds hit me.But then I realize if a round hit my head, I'd probably still get a concussion, and sustained fire means I'd probably die of internal bleeding and broken bones from the impacts of the bullets, but if I could keep them safe, maybe I wouldn't be just a monster.
>>3446729>Sacrificing yourself for othersI have loved ones but no matter how much I care about them I wouldn't consciously sacrifice myself for them. Self-preservation above all.
>>3446726>implying all lichs are evilNigga I'd help around how much I can, while learning many many things.The first things I'd do as a lich is to learn how to cook, how to draw and how to write well.
>>3446736whats the population of Iraq?
>>3446736My bad, I didn't realize you were discussing vigilantism.
>>3446726I still want to see a story involving an eclectic, well mannered lich.He acts the polar opposite of how he should, and it confuses the fuck out of adventurers.
new horse where?
>>3446754>non-evil lichesThat is the most lame-ass shit.
>>3446753>doesnt know about the selfish gene. If you sacrifice yourself for your children or family, your genes still propagate
>>3446761>Implying U.S. soldiers mug Iraqis
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1230672?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3446772>We use drones for that.
>>3446754>not raising an undead police force so that no more innocent officers die>not using the undead to harvest fields and plant crops to free people to pursue their own dreams and aspirations>not taking the government into your own hands to ensure that your undead aren't misused
>>3446754Oh yea, saying "fuck you to the natural life force" is perfectly in line with altruism.
>>3446752how about being able to stop time and just unload the guy's rifle before he starts shooting.
>>3446766cliche subversion is so cliche.
>>3446386>>3446451>>3446509>>3446528>>3446536>>3446557>>3446579>>3446614>>3446655>>3446665>>3446704>>3446736>>3446762>>3446752>Vigilante Justice/Noble Sacrifice ThreadI miss /co/ you guys.
>>3446753Man thing is no one I know qualifies for that. No one. Unless somehow I'm in my headcanon version of Equestria and I get my waifu to love me it won't happen now.Maybe when I'll have children...
NEW HOARSE WHURR
>>3446775>this website is offline
>>3446386i want to die by having sex with too many horses. i want be in the news and they say "this guy fucked a lot of horses"
>>3446770Most of the time they're just grumpy as shit that some adventurer with shiny armor and shiny teeth is all up in their tower breaking their shit. They just wanna learn spells in peace.
>>3446791He also uses undead puns.
>>3446799log in first
>>3446771My genes have been a terrible blight on this earth. I want it all to end.
>>3446772>implying muggers don't have easy access to AK's in IraqThey are easier to get hold of than food in places like that.
>>3446813>AR>AK
>>3446793/co/ is still there, man. Use it.
>>3446790Kinda OP - also imagine how difficult it'd be to keep a power like that under control in a stressful situation.I remember reading an X-Men comic or something of a girl who could stop time, and because she moved so fast in comparison, she could shatter people's bones by poking them.I don't think I'd want that much power, even if it meant being some kind of bizarre-looking monster who couldn't pretend to be normal.
Even: read fanfic for the friendoshOdd: take a nap to get rid of this headache
>>3446790>Stop time>Unload the guys rifle>30 round magazine, 30 headshots on nearby pedestrians>Put the rile in the gunman's hands>Duck behind something>Start time
Here's how I want to die.A crazy ass way to go.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzDSq6m2zV4&t=6m28s
>>3446555NOT SHORTENING NAMESYOU SUCK ANO
>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834>>3446834
>>3446820>start a thread>thread sits empty or gets one responseI'm tryyyyiiiiiiing...!
>>3446800Mr Hands pls
>>3446813no you see he said AR, which is why i made a joke about the US going to war with iraq for financial reasons.
WHERE IS THE NEW HORSE YOU FGTS?!?!?!?!?!?
>>3446789Hey if that's the price I pay then I'll do it.I'm not being good to make up for that.
>>3446802>"Adventurer please.">"Please stop breaking my things, those are expensive.">"Adventurer, that took years to perfect.">"Adventurer please."
>>3446509Isn't that a scene from the matrix?
>>3446818>>3446845The AK is an assault rifle.I assume when FS said AR he meant assault rifle rather than the AR series of assault rifles.
>>3446826>stop time>rifle is crushed in your hands as you try to take it out of the gunman's>trigger is smashed into the handle as you pull it>magazine is crushed into a lump of metal
>>3446858yeah where the nerd kid dies
>>3446875>Stop time>Attempt to move>Sliced to pieces at the molecular levelhurr durrI'm sorry for assuming you have enough flexibility with the power to interact with things
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1230702?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeWe Ghost Mafia now.
