Previous Thread>>3429419So, what do you think Applebloom going to grow up to be?
A slut
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>>3432603Make fun of her and tell her to get a haircut
a little pony
Applebloom thread?
WHICH PONIES PONYING PONOES SHOULD WE PONE TONIGHT
>>3432603well obviously my head freezes off because space is so coldob. viously.
>>3432603I eat my own hair to gain it's lunar powers
>tfw you just want to drive out to wherever the fuck GG lives and give him your paycheck because fuck it you don't need it as much as he does
>>3432592An engineer.
>>3432592Foreign
Okay, it seems that the guy who was making the murderhorses has died.Would you folks like me to make one?What setup?
>>3432649But that's a baguette
>>3432611I can't help it if I have awful taste and people keep making things that entertain me
>>3432652just do whatever
>>3432635>rumble shota>loses virginity to twins>they do it on his big brothers beda man can dream...
>>3432636god dammitit's so late and im so tired and that made me crack up like a fucking idiot
>>3432603Pose dramatically and let my awesome SPACE HAIR flow in the ethereal breeze.Then maybe try to work out how to reverse it, since pony princess should not be saddled with my short brown hair.
so we shitposting or what
>>3432626The new stuff scares away the people that used to do Flutterstalker stories, and were actually good at it.
>>3432639There's always PayPal.
I'm so sorry
no one made one so i made one i guesshttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228557?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
MLPG, it's late and I'm drunk and sad.I'm a clopfic writer. I've written ponies into almost every sexual fetish, vanilla or otherwise, for about a year and a half now.I've been reading the >feels threads, the archived greentexts, the old and the new, and I've realized something:I could never write anything like that. I couldn't even begin to write something innocent and touching and genuine. Sure, they may be hints of sex, but the sex isn't the point of those stories--it's the feelings the evoke of being loved, or being in love, or falling in love. And while they bring tears to my eyes, or twinges to my heart, or diabeetus to my veins, I know that deep inside I can never experience these things in reality. I never have, and I know that, considering the depths of depravity to which I've sunk behind many writefriend names, I never will. It's all about sex. It's always been about sex for me. First it was just pictures of fucking pastel-colored marshmallow equines, then it went to slightly more /d/eviant ideas and images, and then erolit followed when just pictures of the acts weren't enough.
>>3432662
>>3432659See, she's pretending to be a foreigner. AB doesn't actually know anything about the culture.
>>3432670I think we've calmed down.
Didn't someone start making Lyrastalker stories pretty recently?
>>3432592>So, what do you think Applebloom going to grow up to be?A manual laborer
>>3432682i want to make love to you, roogna
>>3432687All those >you will never feel threads and posts sting me in a way I think perhaps the myriad of their authors did not seriously consider: that I'll never feel anything remotely close. No situational analogue with another human being can happen with me like that, so let me share with you some >feels.>tfw you'll never cuddle another human being through a thunderstorm>tfw you'll never comfort another human being in your arms, whispering "it's alright">tfw you'll never be the object of genuine affection>tfw you'll never be able to make non-platonic contact with another human being without thinking about sex with them, or how to have sex with them.>tfw all your feels come from greentext stories on the internet about pastel colored horsies>tfw you spend all day searching for and reading >feels stories about them because your own life is so devoid of them>tfw you feel closer to fictional humanized and aged versions of multicolored animated fillies than you do anyone else in the world.>tfw you'll never love a woman because she isn't enough like Sweetiebell, Scootaloo, or Applebloom, not even humanized.it's always about sex with me. I don't know how to stop it, but I can't ever enjoy anything or anyone without sexualizing the fuck out of it. I think I might be incapable of the warm fuzzy >feels around which these stories center.I can't be the only one, can I?Are there any others here that >feel the same way? Is there any way to fix me?
>>3432639>tfw you just want to drive out to wherever the fuck GG lives and give him your paycheck because fuck it you don't need it as much as he doesBut I have foodstamps, anonI could buy you some turkey dogs and we could have lunch together~
>>3432666No fuck you.Anything Rumble is nonsexual.
>>3432635How about Silver Spoon?
>>3432687You don't know until you try. So try harder faggot.
>lying on the couch watching TV>fluttershy is sitting at your feet>it's raining outside>suddenly a loud peal of thunder explodes right above your house>both of you jump as the lights flicker>feel something warm shoot under your shirt>lay there for a moment, the warm lump under your clothes starting to shake softly>hold open the neck of your shirt and look inside>fluttershy's eyes are clamped shut and she's curled into a tiny ball against your chest
>>3432704is that you lyra
>>3432720Just how tiny is this pony?
>>3432693Yeah, I did, but it was a mixed reaction so I shelved it for the moment.
>>3432720>me>jumping from thunder or lightning>everI love that shit.
>>3432687write a waifuficyou can do it anon, i know you can.
>>3432709Did someone say Silver Spoon?
>>3432720Oh godI must be wearing a really big shirt
Ugh forgot picture.Here's Silver Spoon request, drowning her sorrows because stupid Diamond Tiara won't talk to her anymore.Seriously they only hung out like twice this season. What ya think?
>>3432492I think the reason a lot of the popular guys in any fandom usually turn out to be huge faggots is because maintaining popularity is a full-time job and you have to be something of a narcissist to want to do it.
What's this sudden hard on for Silver Spoon all of a sudden lately?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228557?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>ilda
>>3432709Oh boy!
>>3432636>space is coldI like you Anonymous. Let's lift each other up before the other falls back down and fly off into the night together.
>>3432708/ss/ with the twins is infinitely better.
>>3432755Shit where did everyone go?
>>3432743She's a bitch, fuck her.I know I would
>>3432743>no glassesDYEWTS
>>3432639he's drawn too much rapy shit for me to not want him to literally, actually honest to god starve to death in the fucking streets cold and alone.
>>3432753Someone made a joke.And...well, it all kind of snowballed from there.
>>3432781She doesn't wear her glasses when she's drowning her sorrow in ice cream.
Glitter Glue why don't you like Spike anymore?
>>3432766i would prefer to use my magnet-powered car to run over pedestrians
>>3432791what joke?
>>3432784The amount of rapey material Glits has done is outweighed by the humor he's drawn.
>>3432796>not wearing your glasses all the time It's like you want to lose them
>>3432781Well when you're depressed you dont neeed glasses to see ice cream>>3432796right!
>supervisor singing some anime theme song, in japanese>begin conversation about animes>I suggest he watch Boku No Pico>he writes it down so he doesn't forgetI'm gonna get fired, but it's worth it
>>3432743>sliver spoon>not actually using a silver spoon>no glasses
Which pony winks the loudest?
>>3432784>he draws things and writes things and likes things that I don't draw and don't write and don't like>i hope that fgt dies alonelol
>>3432811Are you still sick?
You favorite pony just discovered your biggest fetish.She's into it and Twilight's willing to use her magic to help make it happen.How does it go?
>>3432809>rape is okay as long as you're a funny guy
>>3432819hey Peanus said using a GOLD spoon! besides she's got a silver spoon on her ass 24/7
>>3432812>losing a job it's worth it
>>3432801Spike is a nigger
>>3432809one drop rule.a single drop of rape ruins everything.kill all fanarts and fanwrites imo
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228588?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeExtra crispy and murderiffic edition
>>3432829>light bondage and pet play>with Dash and TwilightIt's a good thing they already have the equipment.
>>3432829>femdom and bondageI don't need no stinking TwilightTough she can join if she wants...
>>3432784>wanting someone to die because they've made art you don't like
>>3432829>magic geldingBest of both worlds. I get my fetish and get to keep my dick when it's over.
>>3432829Well Rarity finds it difficult to walk with the gut I gave her after her thirsty womb drinks cum from my sounded cock like milk through a straw.
>>3432829But my biggest fetish is practicing abstinence before entering a loving marriage
>>3432807about what would happen if Diamond Tiara caught our eye during the teen-Apple Bloom story. it was decided that we'd steal Silver Spoon away from her and let her have some actual fun for once.then someone mentioned that she'd probably be really shy without DT around.>feels arrived in short order.
>>3432687>>3432704You're not alone Anon, I too find myself feeling the same way from time to time.The only thing I can tell you is to take it one day at a time and have hope for the future.As for your writing, there's nothing you can't accomplish if work hard enough and truly enjoy what you're doing.http://pastebin.com/VL2cyeAAThis story and some others have brought tears to my eyes, so you're definately not alone in that regard.
>>3432851This is basically what I wanted too, though either some futa or sissification would be a plus for me.
>>3432829>large insertion/cum inflationWell. Well, it would need magic to work anyway.I just hope she doesn't mind sitting on the sidelines while Applejack and I get to work. Though this could open up the doors on a third fetish: consentacles.
>>3432812>>3432838>Using internet jokes in real lifeNo you fucking idiot. It can work in an anonymous online forum because there's zero repercussions. If someone watches it unknowingly what's the worst that can happen? But real life has real repercussions. They'll think you're a pedo jerk.
>>3432868
>>3432829>Mind fuckery with TwilightOh gosh it's just like my fantasies~
STORY IDEATwilight and the others cast a spell to summon Stallion versions of themselves. They all go off to hang out with their Stallion self...only to learn that the spell was miscast a little and the stallions all rape their counterpart mares
>>3432826A little but it's going away thanks to the magic of antibiotics. Gotta go finish some other requests
>>3432871I love that coloring. What did they use?
where the flying fuck has tan been, it's been fucking foreverjesus christ
>>3432885I am okay with this but I have no standards
>>3432885RGP 2: Electric Boolgaloo
>>3432880Or they'll like it.
>>3432829But pone and human can't procreate together.
>>3432890I think he got sucked into the cartoon world like Michael Jordan when he played golf in Space Jam.
GG:>>3432830>Are you kidding? Kickstarter is in a bubble right now. The funds to register and host a webcomic series is peanuts compared to what you could get through Kickstarter alone.>"Help a good artist start up a webcomic!" is a worthy Kickstarter project.You're not going to accept it because you're too scared. Minor obscure e-fame is your comfort zone, and you don't like leaving it.
>>3432898>Twilight offered to help
>>3432898But magic makes it happen, Scherzo.So who will bear your centaur spawn?
>>3432898Scherzo, draw more impregnation please.
>>3432704I think it's funny that because you preform those actions with another person you'll feel like that. That some how magically this other person will value you an cherish you and not use you for money and sex. That even if you find someone, they'll phone in ever emotional moment you attempt to have and you're pissing you life down the drain and you wake up and you're 30-something and you realize that you haven't had a real romantic moment in five years. That the only person who would love you is horrible and selfish and doesn't think beyond what you can do for them. That shit like never existed except for stories and soap operas. And that you're getting an emotional fix from watching a cartoon because the people in your real life so horridly emotional stunted it leaves blisters on your soul when you talk to them. Hell is other people, shit like that does exist, but you'll be doing it alone and he'll just be waiting until you shut up let him stick it in. Woo-hoo.
>>3432909Snails
guysdo you have any horse sex story recommendationsself insert human on horse faggoty if possible
>>3432885I would love to read this and I have a rape fetish so I don't even care if it's good. Get to writing.
>>3432829Oh god I dunno what that would even be.
>>3432898do you even magical cartoon equines
>>3432878Tell us more.
>>3432885what a twist etc etc
>>3432914
>>3432918humfemanon raped by an r63 main 6?
>>3432738I wish someone would vector that picit's blurry as hell
wow, that was exhilerating
>>3432687Ponyman, is that you?
>>3432912I loved someone once, and she loved me back for a little while. And we both meant a lot to each other, and we both helped each other grow.You just have to be willing to try.
>>3432829>get to spend the day in Pinkie's belly>maybe the week>maybe forever
>>3432912jesus christlife hasn't been kind to you, has it?
>>3432941That sounds kind of boringHow would she respond when you knocked on her sphincter and asked to be let out?
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228605?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeAdditional vigilante edition
>>3432829Big Mac and Sizeplay. Oh boy.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228605?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNEW HORSE MURDER
>>3432784>he's drawn too much rapy shit for me to not want him to literally, actually honest to god starve to death in the fucking streets cold and alone.oh anon you always know just what to say to make a guy feel wanted ♥
>>3432937She broke up with you when she found someone with better prospects, didn't she?
>>3432949Probably with a "Nopie-dopie!" I hope
Did that femanon deliver on the recording?
>>3432964I would scream
>>3432829I suppose it potentially could turn out all right...
>>3432912Holden what are you doing on MLPG?Shouldn't you be catching kids as when they get near a cliff in a rye field?
>>3432961This is probably one of my favorite comics that you've done. Maybe it's that subtle Flutter stalker vibe, the way it should be done.
>>3432970I didn't even see any reaction from them to the stories when they were posted.
>>3432890He's on vacation and tablet-less.
>>3432963No, we mutually split because she no longer could deal with my family.I understood.
>>3432911Eventually.
What happened to the threads where people would expand the mythology/setting of the MLP world?Last thing I heard made was a Daring Do story idea involving Nazi Griffins lead by a Roc with a God Complex
im boredentertain me or i'm going to bed
>>3432992Deflection.Women are good at that.
le personal blog general
>>3432961GG I really like you. I hope things turn out alright. I'd like to commission something nice from you when you're open again.
>>3432990how the hell do you know, and from waht? being a sad pathetic neckbeard who won't draw porn for us?
>>3433013...Do you like teens?
>>3433000That's good enough for me!
>>3433013It's the best I can do
>>3433011That sounds cool.My mind has been focused on Deer lately but I'm not very good with ideas.
>>3433021The hammer-pants-made-of-flesh and tiny ankles make that look so awkward.But then again the artist has a character whose feet are literally points.
>>3432976Sorry, i'm too busy getting petted by my pedo ass teacher and working my shit job for an apartment leased to my shitty husband and drinking Frazia at 230 in the morning when i have first formation at 600. Lets see if sergeant gargglecock wants to hit me with drunk on duty. Oh the anticipation!
>>3433011all the fun worldbuilding got somehow pushed into the LE BROHOOFxD group by angry anons.shit was good fun way back then though.
>>3433015not that guy, and no offense, but i think you might be kind of projecting a bit herenot all women are that terrible
>>3433011You should visit tg
>>3432973I would gladly use Twilights feet as a fetish
I want to be the gelded houseservant that Cadance uses while Shining Armor is away on business
>>3432976>Holden what are you doing on MLPG?I can so picture Holden being part of the MLP fandom.
>>3433049stop fucking replying
come on you mugs, talk about ponies
>>3433052That pony tg thread (yesterday?) was a blastI haven't had that much show related fun in here since the wedding episodes.
>>3433015We're still friends at least.
>>3432972She would laugh.
>>3433011There was a pretty good thread on /tg/ yesterday that talked about the setting, I think it might have been archived.
>>3433028are they teen horsesi only like teen horses
>>3432898>Implying that mattersJust because they are not genetically compatible doesn't stop them from having sex and enjoying it.
>>3433049he probably has just found terrible women...I myself have found some of those, I dont even know if I have hope anymore
>>3433052/tg/ doesn't world-build MLP
>>3433011Yeah, I miss when we could talk about fanfiction in MLPG.
>>3433011>What happened to the threads where people would expand the mythology/setting of the MLP world?We realized the writers don't care that much and Hasbro is just going to force more Toy shit into the show. Why speculate if it's not going to go anywhere?
>>3433049No, I agree, they aren't all terrible. That doesn't preclude any of them doing terrible things.
>>3433083I'm assuming his fetish is impregnation.
IS IT TIME FOR PONY BUTTS?
>>3433068<---- Best pony
>>3433087Scratch that, needed to refresh. Guess I'll check out the archives.
>>3433021I wish it didn't have to be like thisI wish I could be the kind of artist you guys neededwho could just shut up about himself and just drawjust draw all dayfor whatever was neededlike back in the good old daysI wish I wasn't so incompetent that I'd driven myself to thisI really do love you guys~
>>3433058We should form a club anon.
>>3433052Please don't.
>>3433093I still liked the celtic deer idea...
>>3433048I still find it funI'm always ready for some world building
>>3433064I know, it just seems like the kind of shit he wouldn't completely hate.
>>34331022muscles4me
>>3433093don't be so cynical, anoni'm sure they'll do their best for their loyal fans
>>3433100Cumming in her womb is enough for me.
>>3433052I remember when MT was doing some cool shit set in an African setting. I think anons when rampant with it and she lost interest. Meh. Where the World Ends is pretty good, but pretty bwony.
Drawfags...What are your short and long term goals as an artist?
>>3433106Try and get on your feet GG.
>>3432961Poor Fluttershy. Discord doesn't want to rape her.
>>3433124I'd love to be attended by a Trixie nurse
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228630?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeSeriously serious edition
>>3433106You've done more for MLPG than I could ever even imagine accomplishing.No apologies necessary.
>>3433120You and I are niggers now.
>>3433131i would rape herif-if that's okay with her....
>>3432846>one drop rule.I bet you apply that to niggers as well. Why are you such a racist?
>>3433106>who could just shut up about himself and just drawI always thought personality was half of what makes an artist popular, and people love to see an artist "suffer" for their work. You probably get this a hundred times over, but I hope things get better for you and your bro.
Anyone have that pony picture that looks all old timey and it's, I think, AJ having shot a Cthulu type monster?That description sounds kind of nutty...
>>3433043It's like Ross except I've never fapped to Ross.
>>3433115why u no like buffo-Dash?
>>3433124Short: Lrn2ShadeLong: Lrn2Great Art
>>3433124>Blue horse>in RED coloursThat would be very confusing.
>>3433093Because it can be >fun
I'm hooked on a feel
>>3433122>implying it will ever actually get writtenI think that guy just really likes worldbuilding and hates writing.
>>3433124>shortmake people laugh>longmake people go "hey have you seen this? its HILARIOUS"
>>3433124I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was....
>>3433106GG I like you too. Shit will get betterOh god we're hugboxing
>>3433117Nope. Might do some pandering but that's it.
>>3433164I'm high on beli...al?
>>3433172This guy knows what's up
>>3433181>might
>>3433181
>>3432912would it surprise you to know that I'm a man?
>>3433120Me too.
some cry
>>3433181>hello my name is sonic
>>3433124To put a smile on someone's face, really. Just to have a good time and make MLPG happy sometimes. Maybe even get better overall and learn to human too.someone told me anon asked where I was, I'm still on vacation and enjoying it, will draw again soon.
>>3433106You're the only thing that keeps the General alive in my opinion. I'm sure we'd just splinter apart without you and either just become a drawfag thread or piss
So, what has gone on so far in the Applebloom feel?Are we dead yet?
>>3433122I remember thatThe Zebra Goddess of the MoonThe Ibix Goddess of the StarsThe "Fisher King" Lion of the SunAnd somehow, a pantheon of Sun Gods and Moon Gods were created to steward the heavenly bodies, moving them from country to country in order to ensure that they circled the planet.
>>3433181Not even Rainbow Dash on his shirt can believe his name.
>>3433166That´s really funny when you think about it.
Could the main 6 beat Diavolo and King Crimson?
>>3433216I think that's giving him a bit too much creditHe is a pretty big part of the General but not that vital
>>3433216I think you are giving him way too much importance...I like the guy but come on, "without him the General falls apart"? what kind of bullshit is that?
>>3433196No.
GG is best poni
>>3433120>>3433147>>3433197cum in her wombshe gets pregnant anywaythe baby is just a pony with your eyecolorDon't you hate it when that happens?
>>3433112>>3433037I move we ask Art-Anon to draw more stuff with them... or more races/cultures, like the Viking sheep. Those were fun.
>>3433216I don't think it's nearly that extremebut I appreciate what you're getting at, anywaywould a drawfag thread really be that bad though
>>3433231>>3433232Well, I'd probably stop coming to general any without him.
>>3433232Seriously.The Genral would fall apart without Leth far faster.
>>3433130whos the plant guy?
>>3433237Shit nigga thats kawaii.
>>3433216But we're already piss.
>>3433237You mean I finally get to have a family with my waifu?
>>3433247Ok I'd give the credit to Leth too
>>3433220>And somehow, a pantheon of Sun Gods and Moon Gods were created to steward the heavenly bodies, moving them from country to country in order to ensure that they circled the planet.I don't think other gods do exist besides Celestia and Luna, well demigods or whatever.I mean NMM was a threat to all life on the planet and I think that they would band together to help CelestiaIf other Sun and moon gods existed NMM's plan would be pretty fucked
>>3433248>doesn't know what gg looks like
>>3433106For what its worth, you're the only person that has literally made me turn off my computer and go into bed and pull the covers over my head and just feel fucking sad. I don't know if that was the intent of this, but the massive fucking jolt of just empathy shoot right through me with this. I had a boyfriend in highschool who was just a rotten dick head who told me one day that he could break up with me and call me up when ever he wanted and tell me to come fuck him and I would becasue I had no friends and I was a weird loser. And the fucking thing was I just sniffled like a petulant whore and agreed with him. I hated myself so much that I knew I would do it. I hate who I was back then for being like that. I didn't even read the rest of this comic before I left for army shit and I just want to fucking hug this cartoon pony and tell her it okay that you don't have to let boys walk over you to feel good about yourself. I'm probably not making any sense but damnit you have a spark in you work that set something off and I just wanted to tell you. For what its worth, what you have to say is important to me. I'll shut up now.
>>3433247Leth doesn't even post anymore except for the reports.
>>3433248A Pikmin the favorite snack food of Ponykind
>>3433218No, though Big Macintosh had us breaking in wild colts.Now that we're injured, I think we're getting a little alone time with Applejack and her big tits and well-toned ass.
>>3433106GG stop being such god damn hugbox seeking attention whoring faggot piece of shit who draws nothing but shitI love you, mang. I dropped you some money back when you first asked for it and I think I'll do it again. I'd wait to commission you but I don't even know what I'd have you draw so I guess you'll just have to deal with free handouts from anonymous You cock sucking faggot <3
>>3433247That's not true at all. Leth is a cool guy and all, but he doesn't really do much of anything.
This is what Japanese Pinkie Pie sounds likehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n0P6oG6nHM
>>3433218last we left off, we were playing cards with Applebloom and Granny Smith
>>3433247We handled ourselfs pretty okay without Leth you know.Look guys there's no one here who, is important enough that if he left the General would die okay.I like Leth. He's a cool guy but really the General isn't that fragile.
>GG turns MLPG into his hugbox>Guilts MLPG into sending him loads of dosh>GG was never in any real financial difficulties. He was just lazy.
>>3433266I'll never understand how any person ends up with that little self-respect.I have shit self esteem and I would still want nothing to do with anyone who told me something like that. I would want to kill them.I still feel sorry for you.
>>3433266Woah jesus
>>3433237What, no hybrid half-breed mutant hellspawn?
GGYou should do likeCharacter Auctions.Furries do it all the time. Just make some interesting looking OCs and auction the visual rights to them off to Bronies.
Honestly it really depresses me to know that for better or worse nothing I ever make will generate even a fraction as much interest as Weaver's stuff. I am just not creative or funny or interesting enough and never will be.
>>3433280>fullFUCKING FINALLY!
>>3433303>Furries do it all the time. Just make some interesting looking OCs and auction the visual rights to them off to Bronies.What's... the point? They're not going to turn a profit from this shit. Who's going to make "Diapur Furs: The tv show!" ?
>>3433303Jesus christ this. I bet you could make like 100 dollars for 10 minutes worth of work. Shit is absolutely retarded.
>>3433303I don't think Glitter Glue is that big of a whore.I don't think GG would sell pieces of his soul like that.Or he'd have already done it a long time ago
>>3433266you know whatI wanna draw something for yougive me a few minutes?
>>3433239And for some reason, Platypuses wore fezes. It's never explained why; they just do.
>>3433272Just remember to keep your hands to yourself.
>>3433329>GG draws dickbutt.
>>3433325I'd buy a piece of GGs soul
>>3433304What the fuck are those things 2nd and 3rd from the bottom right?
>>3433303I'm going to be honest, I don't even know what a character auction is really, or how it would work
>>3433272>I think we're getting a little alone time with Applejack and her big tits and well-toned ass.You have a horrible way of getting Applebloom to love us, Anon.But yes. Time will be spent with Applejack and Applebloom.And Applejack is for sure going to be asking questions.And she knows when she isn't getting a straight answer.
>>3433304Just write; it's the last, artistic refuge for those without true artisic talent
>>3433329Well that's just heartwarming.
>>3433153
>>3433292Father issues + Abusive Step Dad = Fear of abandonment and acceptance of abusive relationships!
>>3433347You draw a few pictures of an interesting looking OC.You then offer to sell that OC to desperate Furries/Bronies
>>3433266Why is the general filled with such sad people?
>>3433303People do this? That's intellectuality property gone stupid.
>>3433351We don't have anything to hide.I mean, what's the worst thing she could even ask?
>>3433124That feel when you try so hard to write and no one at all cares.I can work for days and months on a story, but it won't be cared for as much as any picture of even the slightest quality.Maybe I should give up.
>>3433347Auction off the rights to a character.Make a character sheet, offer that character for money. It is now someone else's character.It's stupid as shit, but it makes money.
>>3433346I'm assuming one is "Companion Cube Pony" and I have no clue what the other is
>>3433346A night guard and a OC.
>>3433362I love you anon, I've been looking for it since I posted that.Many thanks
>>3433367It's late and most of us are drunk
>>3433367we see ponies as liberation of our misery
>>3433370>Ominous music que.
>>3433367Because we attract each other.
>>3433379That's sensationalist at best.
>>3433367The gap between seasons are usually the saddest of times.
>>3433379That is pretty damn retarded logic
>>3433318Your average furry is too lazy to come up with a character on their own (and they just steal images off of e621 or FurAffinity anyways).So basically they pay you for a character design they like and want to claim as their own character.
>>3433218Not yet we're not.I just can't write anything right now because I have to get up in the morning. Sorry guys!
>>3433325>I don't think Glitter Glue is that big of a whore.haha nopeI sure amI drew a pornographic quest the other day with rape and fattening and mindbreak about my own characterseven if I had artistic integrity to begin with I'm not in any position to stand on them and sacrifice my chance at livelihoodjust be thankful there's no way to give handjobs over the internet yet
>>3433345>GG's soul on the little shelf thing above fireplaces whatever the hell it's called>Eventually Anon has children, and those children have children>Grandpa, what's that empty glass bottle?
>>3433383But drinking makes me happy
>>3433346>Bulletsponge toy.Want
>>3433379>Truck shows up>Still has the Twilight cutout in the back
>>3433367I live a miserable existence and the highlight of my day is discussing multicolored horses with people just as fucked up as I am
>>3433367because happy people don't usually tell you stories of how sad art didn't affect them cause they can't relatethat would just be silly
>>3433371I careI want to see feels everywhere, and you'll probably do scoots more justice than I did. So don't give up.
>>34333711) find a drawfag2) work alongside them3) write stories for every piece of art they make4) ???5) overused meme
>>3433329I'm kind of embarrassed, but of course.
Christ, why can't I like tits? I have great parents, a great sister, but if I ever said I liked guys I'd probably break my parents hearts. They'd understand and be supportive, but it'd still hurt them so fucking much.
>>3433330Fezzes are cool.
haha i am going to use this image so much!
>>3433367Because happy people don't usually spend their time talking about their sexual deviances on the internet with strangers.
>>3433404mantel, anon
>>3433356I don't see how that would help.
>one day glitterglu doesnt post>another day goes by>no news>hes just gone>years go byi dont think my heart could take it
>>3433371If you are a writer ignore this palce and go straight to fimfiction.
>>3433410
>>3433347Shit like this: http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&global=1&q=auction#/d3ko7b6(I just searched for "auction" on deviantart.)Essentially people draw character designs and "auction" them off. The person who buys it gets the "rights" to the character, and all that implies, including the "right" to draw it, commission other artists to draw it, post it in their gallery, stuff like that.It's fucking retarded but essentially furries "buy" character designs. Don't ask me why this is popular but it is. I'm pretty sure "owning" a character made by a famous artist is like, worth something to them or something. I think tsampikos sold some shitty otter character design for like $100.
>>3433402someday I will have moneyand then I will commission you to do something you might actually enjoyplease tell me you haven't become like the crack-whore of drawing, only wanting to get it done and over with
>>3433402>just be thankful there's no way to give handjobs over the internet yetI would pay 50 dollars for a genuine GG handjob.
>>3433427>Because happy people don't usually spend their time talking about their sexual deviances on the internet with strangers.But I do.
>>3433422Doctor pls go
>>3433422they certainly are
>>3433371>tfw writefagging but all anyone cares about are your >greentext stories>tfw >greentext is making it hard to write normally
Also...Doxy is apparently Onta.Huh.
>>3433448>implying you are happy
>>3433402>I drew a pornographic quest the other day with rape and fattening and mindbreakIf there WERE a way to give various types of jobs over the internet, and you linked what you just described, all you'd be able to see is the top of my head.
>>3433402did you post it anywhere or was it a private kind of thing?
>>3433410Wasn't there a funny quick fic about this?Anyone got a link?
>>3433448Me tooI mean I try not to talk about mine but I talk about other peoples
>>3433466Are you fucking retarded?
>>3433466Oh Scherzo, even I knew that I don't jack it to anything but normal porn cause I'm weird.
>>3433370>>3433385>"So, you two knockin' boots yet?">you choke on your cider
>>3433441People buy character designs because the artists, or at least the higher quality ones, have some sense of how colors work.When these average fags design their own, you know what they make?Neonfur McRainbowhair
>>3433466I really need to start saving slowpoke images
>>3433441>including the "right" to draw it, commission other artists to draw it, post it in their galleryThat is the most fucking retarded thing I have ever heard.
>>3433421>but if I ever said I liked guys I'd probably break my parents heartsI say this as a heterosexual religious guy from a white family, but if this is actually the case, your parents are pretty insensitive.
>>3433436On there.I despise them all.The comments I get are some form of "I lol'd" or "I fap'd".Fucking useless.I guess things aren't much better when it comes to pictures with comments of "cute", "funny", or "hot" being the norm.I think I'm just depressed.
>>3433272I'm still not really a fan of how Snarky writes Big Mac.I maintain that getting your shoulder dislocated and punching you in the face isn't "bro"-type behavior.
>>3433466This isn't really news... or did people honestly think that doxy wasn't onta? The styles a dead giveaway.
>>3433466
>>3433421u wotm8
>>3433466how have you not known this?
>>3433466Welcome to two months ago.
>>3433482I read that in Granny's voice.
is there a new killpony?
>>3433427>>3433448I am a man of business.
>>3433436>fimfictionyou could not find a worse, more hugboxing and dick-sucking group of slavering imbeciles without delving into the true depths of furshit.
>>3433461>Start writing.>Begin new sentence with a >>Wonder why this sentence is greater than.
>>3433441It sort of makes sense.If you can't draw but still want a character to represent you you get someone who can draw to work from a description. That doesn't sound too unreasonable.From there it's just a slight stretch to the idea of wholly adopting a character as your own that was designed by someone else.
>>3433489the face-punching never happenedand the dislocated shoulder was an accident
>>3433500I'm not as in touch with the furry fandom as the rest of you are.
>>3433414I am a very happy person, and I have never related to any sad art at all. That was a lie
>>3433509I know but is better than nothing.
GGSell Ice PackYou'll be swimming in doshThe problem is that the things furries will do to him will be horrible.I for one would be sad as fuck
>>3433421Could be worse.You could want to have tits.
>>3433400Aw man.I kinda felt bad for making Big Mac seem like a massive dick.
>>3433371You could write about other people's pics or ask people to draw pics for stories.If I had anything cute drawn, I could of helped you in that department. Unless you want weird and creepy things.Or try what I'm gonna draw now.Hecarim meets ponies.
>>3433513DoctorPlsPlspls
>>3433509It's true, but even if you know how unfounded the praise is, you're mind still processes it the same as any. The notifications on fimfiction are like crack.
>>3433487Yes, but the thing is that my parents would never let on, but I can tell.In the end, I'll probably end up like my Uncle, unmarried, but minus his harem of women he dates.
so why don't ALL the drawfags just start doing porn? it'd increase the quality of the general ten fold and on top of that they would all get more of the attention they whore for
>>3433516Thank God for the first one. Seriously, if that other anon hadn't stepped in, I'd have been very unhappy with things...
>>3433547Find a dfc.
>>3433504Oh come on, she's already a card shark.Now she's going to win for sure.And then we'll have to deal with both us AND Applebloom having that on our minds...
>>3433553>it'd increase the quality of the general ten fold
>>3433510>be in college english 101>write book review in >greentext>even got a green pen to do it>get a zero>professor writes "faget" in red text on the top
>>3433501>>3433500>>3433495>>3433491>>3433485>>3433466
>>3433553who isnt drawing porn in the general beside rose/reu? i cant think of anyone.
>>3433546Knighty disabled email notifications. I loved hearing my phone ding telling me that somebody favorited my story. Unfortunately a lot of the stuff he implements ends up killing his site because it's shared on a Minecraft server
So any news on the VN thing?
>>3433482She would wait for that moment too.She wants to see you do just that.Actually, she would wait for you both to taking a nice long drink.And laugh as you both spray one another and cough.
>>3433553some people don't want to draw porn anon
>>3433553>Consider the following
>>3433532don't worry about ithe ended up liking us in the end, so all's well that ends well
>>3433560the thing isI just don't find women attractive at all.
>>3433546>those statgraphsfucking I need them
>>3433553If there's one thing I can't stand about this fandom, it's the porn.
>>3433574I wish he'd set up a mobile site so I can get my hit on the go.
>>3433584Gay?
>>3433578why the fuck not?
>>3433577>Apple Bloom punches her sister on the shoulder>"Sis!">"Is that a 'yes'?">""NO!"">you both blush and shut your mouths
>>3433553But they all do already. Except Rose.
>>3433600because
>>3433584Who could blame you? Have you seen their reproductive organ?It looks like a fuckin axe wound.Did you know that they just start bleeding once a month? Yeah. They just bleed all over the place.Shit's weird, anon
>>3433573Ummm....Huh.Well, me, but I never really draw anyway so I don't really count.
>>3433593The only thing I can't stand about the porn is the depths to which they'll derail a character to make it work to someone's fetish.
>>3433584HAHA FAGGOT
>>3433600Are you dense or just plain stupid?
>>3433573>>3433600Cause I don't want that artwork to come back and bite me on the ass.
>>3433613that tan guy doesntand i think nasse only thought about doing futa once but he did not go through with it?
>>3433574>no matter how powerful a computer is, you simply cannot share anything with a Minecraft serverFuck Notch.
>>3433597He's got it set so when you view it on a phone it adapts to the screen size. Shit, if he had the spare time he could probably code a phone app for it. Priced at 99 cents people you wouldn't ever have to rush home to read fanfictions again!
>>3433584Find a woman who would be fine with acting as your beard ?
>>3433600some people just want to draw cute ponies anon
>>3433599>>3433622Yes, that's the whole point.Woman are just kind of not attractive.
>>3433575>the VNMan I hope it gets made.Really the writers working on it aren't bad. I just hope they don't include to much headcanon.But I'm sure they can handle it
>>3433630That's not very hard and would probably make some serious money
What if the person does porn sometimes and cute feels other times?
>>3433647hes already making about a 140$ a day from adsense...
>>3433630GG make an iPhone app that has all your art organized into neat threads. Have stuff like Summer Heat or Quests neatly organized. Charge 99c for it.
>>3433630>He's got it set so when you view it on a phone it adapts to the screen size.Neat. I don't use fimfiction but adaptive layouts are the shit. 4chan does it too.They're also better than apps.
>>3433553I want respect for being a good artist (this will never happen but I don't want to give up).
>>34336180/10. Not even remotely believable.
>>3433645>I just hope they don't include to much headcanon.Nigga this is fiction. What are you expecting?
Hey GG.Would you accept a $50 Olive Garden gift card as payment for a commission?
>>3433583He's just used to things being a little more durable. He means well, it's just sometimes he forgets everyone isn't like him.
So Doxy is Onta?then i guess that pig-fish is crookedtrees
>>3433647Yeah but that niggas too busy doing everything else>>3433653Hah, whoa, he's making a lot more than that manA LOT more than that.
>>3433575I only know that Aspirant writes FS, Snarky AJ, Hiro Twilight, Metals Pinkie and Cosmo Rarity
no more epicmafia tonight?
>>3433670Dude. Like, okayDude. Really. Look it up on wikipedia. Not even lying
>>3433659I'd pay a buck for a GG Iphone app.
>>3433685>world of cardboard
>>3433690>Snarky AJGame dropped.
>>3433685>"Hey city-boy. Come carry this.">"Alright, I've got i-">he lets go>it slams right into the ground, taking you with it
>tfw I've been ponying since 7 this morning and it's almost midnightGuys. Guys. I think I'm all ponied out.
whatever i say if you do not draw porn then you are a faggot making this place worse
>>3433690>Aspirant >not writing RarityCOSMO I BELIEVE IN YOU. I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING GOOD. BUT I'LL CUT YOU IF YOU FUCK UP RARITYOh thank god it isn't Snarky
>>3433742Then go to sleep, there's ponyin' to do in the morning.
>>3433645Paths have been assigned, more or less, so we're actually at the point of coming up with path ideas and tossing them about/writing them out.
>>3433749>le guaranteed replies face
>>3433742Go to sleep. Maybe you'll dream of ponies.>tfw Fluttershy wet dream
>>3433749The last time I drew porn I got yelled at.
>>3433690Who's doing Rainbow Dash?inb4 everyone
>>3433742Sleep then Anon, and rest up for ponying on the 'morrow.
>>3433753Cosmo write a high tier Rarity.
>>3433690>darf not on AJTHEN WHERE WILL I GET MY BUTTS?WHERE?
>>3433772get off the table.
>>3433690no pressure...no pressure...
>>3433764>"Hey Anon, what's soaking wet and clueless?"
>>3433772maybe you play as rainbow dash
>>3433573>>3433613AA doesn't.I dunno if he counts, though.
>>3433758>>3433764>>3433776>sleep = 0pone
>>3433772The plan is for TAW to write up Dash, but that's if s/he even wants to be in the project anymore.Tried convincing TAW to do it last time I saw him, but I'm not in charge of the project whereas Cosine is. If TAW doesn't commit to a deadline or something, he'll likely be out.
>>3433659Read that as Summer Heat Quest. You stop teasing me right now.
>>3433812>s/he
>>3433742>>3433758>>3433764>>3433776>>3433798I'm already sleeping
>That feel when you're a very happy and social person that has a loving boyfriend but MLPG depresses you to no end because everyone is sad and lonelyI wish I could hug every one of you
>>3433753I will do Rarity justice. I've got three different path ideas lined outShe'll be the one telling you what to do, where to touch, and what to say in two of them. Of course this makes things a bit difficult due to the different nature of the VN but Rarity gets what Rarity wants most of the time.>>3433812>>3433827I really hope cosine gets the other chat room idea up to speed so you can hear TAWs male british voice
>>3433812As I recall the big issue was organizing meetings? You basically need an asynchronous method of communication, short of warping spacetime.
Night.
>>3433812I would love to offer assistance, but me and deadlines are hated enemies.
>>3433839I'm not sad or lonely anon
I was told you guys like Friendship is Magic and that you would appreciate my cool toy collection!
>>3433839id be ok with cute ponies at least
>>3433845Just remember that this is a love story...
>>3433608>She chuckles as you both try not to make eye contact.>"You sure know how to pick em, Applebloom.">You look at Appleblooms older sister and find her looking right at you, a warm smile on her face.>"I should almost be jealous." she says as she winks at you.
>>3433827He, she, I don't really care what gender TAW is.>>3433851It's mostly TAW being on a diff timezone. If cosine shifts the meet time, likely TAW will join us.
>>3433864Maximum pussy.
>>3433864it's a nice collection
>>3433839Check your privilege lifefag
>>3433405This is late but I just had to say it. You're my nigga. Fuck all them sad drunks. Drinking is fun god dammit so why not be happy while doing it, am I right?
>>3433845Oh wait, this is an "Anon fucks the ponies" thing?Pass.Of course its anon fucks the ponies, not like anyone wants to do adventures or anything. Just put your dick in the horse and have a lovely day. That's all they want.
>>3433553Some people hate porn, and think it's ruining the generals
>>3433864>No dragon dildos0/10 would not be proud of
>>3433864>>>/v/>>>/mu/
>>3433870Doesn't mean a lady can't be rough around the edges in bed.
>>3433864Nice collection of girly toys, faggot.
>>3433794
>>3433645>only have the most basic outline doneaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3433894That´s what I want.
>>3433909>she still pulls the "your face!" gag
>>3433894Man has had the desire to fuck anything that moves since the dawn of time and it hasn't steered us wrong yet.
>>3433894It's a VN, anon.
>>3433909What is this feel?
>>3433920>your face gagI'm okay with this
>>3433918Don't you have enough?Anon wets his dick in a horse is probably the most oft written thing in the fandom.
>>3433890Drinking helps me write more >feels.Sometimes they backfire and drive the general into a fit of depression.
>>3433845Wasn't it more fell oriented VN?I mean I like fucking ponies but I want more feels than anything else from here.Just add some Sweetie and Rarity cute fell please.
>>3433933So?You can write "choose your own adventure" with VNs and have the adventure not be "put your dick in it".
>>3433839>implying
>>3433943depression's not that bad when you're hammered
>>3433933and surprise, the only VN to ever do something besides "pick your 2d waifu" was literally the only good one ever created.Hint: it's Phoenix Wright
>>3433937I don't see a problem with it if it's done tastefully even if you don't want to stick your dick in it.I mean, how would you personally even make an adventure VN interesting?
>>3433920>By throwing Twilights juices in her face.
So...what's it like being in a relationship with another guy?Is it different than being in one with a chick?
>>3433937>Don't you have enough?No.
>>3433927It has steered us wrong many times. That's why we have so many weird viruses floating around.Some places no dick should go
>>3433956>top right Rainbow Dash's (?) legoh god, she fell and broke her leg!
>>3433958I'm in agreement.Let's be anon friends.
>>3433880>Applejack is falling for us toouh oh...
>>3433964It's kinda the same, except way better, because you get hang out with your best bro all the time and you don't have to deal with some whiny cunt
>>3433964>bags of sand
CELESTIA I LOVE YOU YES I DO
>>3433948>>3433953multiple paths! you PICK where you want things to go. if your adventure is getting to know a pony intimately theres that, and there's also the other angles
Holy fuck this board is awful.
>>3433969
>>3433266>>3433363hereI hope this is okay
>>3433880>>3433982Would you a sandwich with AJ and AB?
>>3433964It's aa real pain in the ass sometimes.
>>3433989Love and tolerate!/)
>>3433948How does mountain Rarity and Sweetie work?It sounds cool and all but...
>>3433911>don't even have that doneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3433997awwwww
>>3433997
>>3433987I have a hard time believing you.All roads lead to different horse pussy, I just know it.
>>3433997i cry every time/10
>>3433997i'm dyingit is a good death, i regret nothing
NO THIS CANNOT BE.
>>3433969One day man will stick his dick in the stars themselves and by doing so will fulfill the dreams his ancestors.
>>3433987I dunno, I thought this project was going to be more intimacy and less sex...you seem to be putting a pretty big sexual angle on it
>>3434007That is one sexy cirque.
>>3433982Nah, shes just one of those friendly older sister types.She knows your taken.>Applebloom still glared at her.
>>3433994>filenameUnironically, honestly, sincerely, passionately, I can't wait for that to become a thing!
>>3433880>>3433982>>3433998Remember: It's Applebloom we're going for, not Applejack. Eyes on the prize.
>>3433997>You will never be heldnon-sexuallyby a big strong guyI'm sad now
>>3433989Nah nigga, we just got pie. You mad about pie? That's pretty sad nigga.Niggas gittin upset about pie.Thats triflin ass shit.Gittin upset bout pie an shit.What kinda nigga don't like pie.
>>3434021Well there's not much else I can tell ya man. If you like ask Metals and Aspirant or Cosine when they show.Things can lead to loving relationships if that's the road you ultimately choose.
>>3433998butbut we haven't even had our first time with Applebloom yet
>>3433987Can you give some more details on Rarity's paths. Or was what you said earlier all you planed till now?
>>3433997that shit's cute bruv>>3434012we'll ruin it together
>>3434007Look as long as it has a cave Rarity Mountain will work
>>3433986IS THAT SOME MOTHERFUCKING AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA?WHERE MY /mu/ BROS AT?
>>3434055What if I want a story about friendship and adventure?
>>3434055I NEED NO ROAD!
>>3434053I know how you feel, fellow anonC'mere, I'll hold you
Just a reminder that crystal ponies are essentially jelly ponies and there will be porn of them within 24 hours of the episode airing.
>>3434051>you feel Applebloom's hand come to rest over yours, entwining her fingers around yours and giving a gentle squeeze>you look over at her>she's looking right into your eyes>you give a gentle squeeze in return>a tender smile comes to her face
this thread is now hunted
>>3433196Nope. You are Ponyman after all. I always kind of assumed you were a man. That, and there are no girls on the internet.
>>3434087Somehow i'm certain that this jelly porn already exists
>>3433997did I mention that I love it when you draw cute things?
>>3434032>One day man will stick his dick in the stars themselves and by doing so will awaken nightmares that no mortal dick can nor should satisfy.A horrible coitus that will leave us dry and flaccid, or cause us to retreat into the blissful ignorance of a new missionary position age
>>3434033Well that is something people like...so I figured I'd share the sexual paths first and foremost.>>3434076>>3434061That's what's gonna also be there, but I'm a little inclined on spilling more details that are better left unsaid, ya know?
>>3434098>slutty soarinfemanon will never deliver even after getting two fics for her request
>>3433997That made my day. You're the best. I hope that you know where ever you go, you'll be a good person and that's what counts. Thanks GG.
>>343408724 hours? We had porn of Chrysalis within ten minutes of Love is in Bloom.
>>3434087Crystal ponies are glass ponies.And we know what we have done with Coke pony.
>>3434076Well Klondike wants that to be the direction of his text adventureSo that means it will never ever happen;_;
>>3433997This is enough to wipe away how I felt about the ending.Thanks GG. I mean that.
>>3434122I'm surprised I haven't seen porn of that new purple-flaming eyes guy from the website or whatever
This thread made me sad.
>>3434063but I don't want to ruin it! ;_;
>>3434089THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO POST AT ALLchain rattle
>>3434053Good? I'm not a faget.
>>3434122We never had porn of Parasprites I don't think.
what do you call it when a girl lays on another and they put their pussies together and you thrust between the lips of em both? we need more of that as far as porn goes
We feels now?
>>3434087But crystal is so jagged and hard. What sex could possibly be achieved with them?
>>3434125>Villain captures crystal ponies, shatters them, then snorts their remains to get high.
>>3434110I would probably have really liked to have worked on this project.The Rainbow Dash path especially.I'm guessing this was all developed in the general.
Jokes on you, I can't feel feels anymore because I am emotionally dead
>>3434146Well, we had porn with parasprites in it, maybe not porn OF them
>>3434149
>>3434088>"alright, i get it. i'll leave an' let you two get back to each other.">she winks at you>Applebloom kicks at her
>>3434148Scissoring?
>>3434142HOLY SHIT 2SPOOKY
>>3434153unf somehow vampiric Rarity turns me on
>>3434166
>>3434125>History book about them shows them as normal ponies in their picturesI think the only difference is their obsession with crystals
>>3434148I don't know what it's called, but I call it gross
>>3434172no i mean when you thrust your dick between the two of them?
>>3434177
>>3434188
Oh and in case anyone is worried about oversexualization of the VN, I'd like to assure you that Pinkie's path is probably going to be in some pretty firm >feels territory, but I also think that sex should be included.Consentual, loving sex in a committed relationship.
YOU WANT FEELINGSI'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE FEELINGS IN THE WORLDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbW8GgAWKi8
>>3434166>>3434177>>3434188>triple dubsmust be fucking heresy.
>>3434194>damaging police property
>>3434194
>>3433621>cartoon ponies are serious business
>>3434205
>>3434168>she exits the room>before you can even say something, Applebloom rests her hand at the nape of your neck and pulls you in so your lips are pressed firmly against hers>after your initial surprise, you slip your hands around her and rest your hands on the small of her back, returning the kiss with just as much vigor
>>3434168>before leaving, AJ reaches into her hat and pulls something out, flicking it onto the table between you and Apple Bloom>it's a SPARTAN UNIMPREGNABLE™ brand condom small size
>>3434198What he said.
>>3434209If you're not keeping them in character, why write them at all?
>>3434211seen the preview for the new Superman movie?It's super deep and edgy.You'll love it.
>>3434211how many crimes were committed while he spent the day up there?
>>3434211so he waited there a whole day just to save one whiny cuntwhy didn't he spend that day bringing food to starving children in africafucking superman, what a douche
>>3434088>Applejack gets up, stretching.>"Alright, I will leave you two love birds alone for a while.">She thinks for a moment, before looking down at you.>"You hurt your workin arm?">"N-no." you manage, not sure where she is going with her question.>"I'm sure we can find some work for you to do then around the farm still.">"He's supposed to be on light work, sis." Applebloom warns.>"Don't worry none, I aint gonna make him haul hay or anything major." She pauses, and chuckles to herself.>"But that would be funny to see." she mimics you hobbling, trying to drag an invisible bale, and has to dodge an empty cup her sister threw.
>>3434220>small sizeoh god dammit Applejack
>>3434228>having sex is out of character>all of the ponies are unloved virgins>just like me
>>3434228Some people are only interested in a character for their looks.Shocking, I know.
equine anatomy and wings are awful.i feel awful. what can i do to fix it?
>>3434110I hope you will work more on the feels part. In the poll Feels was the most wanted thing.I'll shut up now. I know you guys know what you are doing and multiple paths and all of that. I just want feels and cute to be the main thing of the VN and not sex
>>3434231>>3434233>>3434235Well fuck you guys
>>3434203>>3434211END ON DUBSSUPERMAN CAN DO NO WRONG
>>3434178>A kingdom full of Rarities.>They put gems on EVERYTHING
>>3434252stop drawing porn until you're good at art.
Coke pony
>>3434247That's lame.
>>3434262I never liked this Rarity puts gems on everything thing.I mean she done this only once and she had a good reason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n7SgiIxSN8&feature=relmfuHA HAMORAL OF THE STORYTHE WORLD IS FUCKED UP. YOU'LL NEVER REDEEM YOURSELF AND YOU'RE DOOMED TO WANDER ALONE FOR ALL ENTIRET
>>3434252You've got the hind legs backwardsBut keep practicing, you're doing good
Taking shots and chasing it with red wine.I still don't feel as drunk as I want to beHoly shit where the fuck am I going in life?Let's talk about pones guys..Which pone would you be able to get drunk with and keep things nonsexual
>>3434269terse is my waifu
>>3434281Drink faster
>>3434255>mfw local food store no longer carries Gorilla Munch
>>3434281>Get drunk withOh you'd better believe Applej->NonsexuallyBig Mac
>>3434289
>>3434291But I don't want to pass out. If I piss out I'm missing out on precious drunk time.
>>3434281I'd prank letter Celestia all night with drunk Twily and Spike
Alright pony, I am going to take this time to leave and get to work on more formatting.Yaaaaaay formatting. Have a good one.
>>3434262>a kingdom full of Raritys>go to the market place >all you hear is WA HAHA and Darling everywhere
>>3434306Stock up on 5 hour energy drinks and redbull next time
>>3434306>piss outThat's quite an awful typo I've made
>>3434301No.
>>3434241Well, if it means a temporary reprieve from hauling things around with Big Mac...I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
>>3433621Exactly how does fetishes "derail" a character?
>>3434313good luck pony boy
>>3434262>>3434316>Crystal Kingdom spin off
How would you of gotten a higher score at the Aurora shooting?>12 kills out of 83 woundedSeriously, he couldn't do shit.
>>3434319I'm afraid of too much stimulant and caffeineI took adderall and got drunk and ended up passing the fuck out without even realizing it.
>>3434327probably something to do with making up characteristics for them to fit your needs
I can't wait to go to work today.
>>3434345pls /k/ pls
>>3433584How about female ponies?
What would you do if your pony told you that they wanted you to touch them. Touch them anywhere
>>3434345>Today I will make a shitpost!
>>3434345I wouldn't have brought a shitty 100 round b mag that is known for jamming for one.
>>3434198That's the plan for the FS arc as well.
>>3434367>I'd better let this shitposter know that he's shitposting!
>>3434326Don't be a worry wart, Applejack has her heart in the right place.She has never seen her little sister this happy in a long while.She just likes to tease a little to see her get riled up.
>>3434365y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you too
>>3434365>anywhereOh man, I would rub their bellies so hard, maybe even give them a nice ear scratch.
>>3434365I would give them ear scratchies so much.They've probably never even had them before.
>>3434345Chain the other doors shut and set fire to the theater.
>>3434365Touch her buttwith my tongue
Apple, you draw such good pony vaginas
boop
>>3434390>Dash had them before.>She misses them.
>>3434393I would do that as well.
>>3434390>they've probably never even had them beforeYou know as obvious as it sounds I'd never even considered that.
>>3434390>"Might I ask what that... strange equine creature is supposed to be? And what you're doing with it?">"It's a Pony, Abe. I'm scratching her ears.">"I... can see that, yes.">"Hiya! Mah name's Applebloom!">"...It talks.">"...She makes pancakes, too."
>>3434396he drops his spaghetti though when it comes to sexual poses.
>>3434411Thank god it's not Sweetie belle
>>3434401>Gilda gave Dash ear scratches at Flight Camp>that's why they're such good friends
>>3434388>the pony leaps at your touch, arching its back into your hands as you rub their soft belly>soon they begin to relax, the exhilaration of being handled by you fading>they bask in your attentions, breathing a little hard as you work your magic>the instant your fingers begin to scratch behind their ears they melt completely, panting and whispering "don't stop, please! more!"
>>3434396He draws such good sfw too. You can really tell he loves ponies.
>Pony ear scratches and belly rubsCL pls go
>>3434409Aside from griffons (why would they even), minotaurs (hah) and Spike (scratching twilights ears?) I don't think they've experienced that sensation very often at all.
>>3434426I love that painting of rarity he did, wish he would art more of those.
>>3434426>He draws such good sfw tooBut ain't nobody care 'bout that gay-ass shitHorse vaginas or bust
>>3433998Of course.
>>3434445>dat croppingOw, my eyes.
>>3434445That just seems unnecessary
What if there was a resistance group of pony equalists with no cutie marks who could take away a pony's special talent and by extension their cutie marks?What if the CMC begin this revolt?
>>3434379>It's small jobs, just stuff to keep you busy for the most part.>It doesn't take you long to realize why Applejack decided to do this to you.>Not doing anything on the farm would probably drive you up the wall.>It keeps your mind occupied.>And it helps when Applebloom shows up on occasion and 'helps'.>Just her company is all the help you need.
>>3434442I like both.But I can only masturbate to one of them.
>>3434445u wot
>>3434419You got a problem with Sweetie Belle, boy?
>>3433997;_;GG, you will forever be best poni and my hero.
>>3434351>Implying fetishes have anything to do with any other characteristics
Which pony's winks are the messiest?
>>3434465Not really, I mean she's my least favorite CMC but I still love them all.Just saying I wouldn't eat her pancakes. Unless it hurt her feelings
>>3434465Sweetie Bell cannot into breakfast very well....
>>3434472Too bad your hero is a sellout.
>>3434445Just leave their outlines.Fill them in with black.
>>3434479epplejek
>>3434479Celestia, closely followed by Pinkie
>>3434424My boner!
>>3434445Holy hell, did you just use the pencil tool in paint?
>>3434487Dale Earnheart Jr. is not a sellout!
>>3434454>going to /vg/>year of our Lord, 2012
>>3434365I'd touch her pussy with my dick.
>>3434495Do they spray their juices outward with every powerful contraction or just drool so heavily their back legs get soaked?
>>3434465Now I wanna see Sweetie Belle helping Aunt May around the house.
>>3434483>She burned orange juice.
>>3434422Ear scratches and belly rubs.
>>3434487How so?Also, who cares? Why would that matter in the slightest?...
>>3434512Celestia drools, Pinkie's record is 15 feet.
>>3434458>you sit and watch the sunset hand-in-hand after sweeping the back porch together>she leans her head against your shoulder>"It sure is nice, havin' you around like this..."
>>3434504Neither is Rubens Barrichello
>>3434445>dat cleartype>dat formatting>dat however the hell you managed to crop it that badly
Welp, I just spontaneously gave $12 to GGThat's $27 I've wasted on that fuckStop sucking at life, Weaver and maybe I'll stop throwing money at your dumb face
>>3434524"There's no place I'd rather be."
>>3434523Discord Rules Celestia Drools
>>3434512>Pinkies squirts out streamers.
>>3434514I wouldn't trust her with my breakfast, or lunch, or dinner.
>>3434535After I purchase a new monitor on eBay I'm planning on commissioning him with what's ever left over in that temp account (probably like $30) for a few panels of ponies reacting to Bidets.
>>3434539That's something we all forget about S3. Delancie is back.
>>3434535>"I-its not like I don't want you to have a better life or anything!
>>3434375This is very pleasing to me.
>>3434422>you will never gently rub Dash's ears while making love to her from behind, ponystyle
>>3434546>streamers>not silly string
>>3434513>"Aunt May! Come look what I did!">"What is it, Sweetie?">"I cleaned up Peter's room for him!">"Well, that was very sweet of you, dear, I'm sure he'll appreciate the gesture--.">"And I found these weird pajamas under his bed, too - like a Nightmare Night costume! I wonder if Rarity can make me some like these..."
>>3434547>you will never cook with Sweetie Belle, to show her how it's done properly>you will never see the shining smile on her face when she first manages to prepare something that's actually edible
>>3434535my sides
>>3434547Alright, let's say you have some sort of long term living arrangement with Sweetie and she insists on cooking you breakfast every day.Wat do?
>>3434556>Discord flashback confirmedBasically, he has no other voice
>>3434570what about them?
>>3434562Ponies are lame anyway.
>>3434567>It's Mac'nCheese.
>>3434538>she giggles and rubs her cheek against your shoulder>"Don't ever go away, city mouse. <3"
>>3434581Doesn't matter if he has samevoice, voices and characters don't always have to go together in this showLook at fuckin Bon Bon
>>3434601That's really not comparable to Discord.
fags
>>3434601But that's a background character
>>3434538>"There's no place I'd rather be.">not "There ain't no place I'd rather be than here with you and me"
>>3434575Well...in that case she'd need a cute little maid outfit and matching apron>>3434567>you pull her aside and pull out some ingrediants>it's time to start easy and you grab a frying pan and some flour>she pushes an egg carton over to you, and nosing it open, rolls three eggs over to you>her favorite is scrambled, you grab a whisk, and one perfect oval, and begin to explain the art of the egg
>>3434585>she goes to put Paprika on your bowl>the cap comes off
>>3434198There could simply be different paths, allowing you to be a nice guy, or a complete ponyraping jerk
>>3434585its something
>>3434610Your words cut me like the sharpest razor blade.
>>3434601>bg characters are on the same level as major characters
>>3434575Kill her.
>>3434585>Mac'nCheese made by Sweetie Belle>it's not charred to a crisp; it's not even a little burnt>and it doesn't taste like asphalt either>you gently rub the top of her head and tell her that she did a good job>she smiles brightly and leaps into your lap to give you a big hug
>>3434590>You pull her in close, your foreheads resting on eachother.>You look into her beautiful eyes.>"Why would I ever leave my home?"
>>3434575I'd have to throw her cookings to biowaste every morning then.I feel terrible, but that stuff just ain't edible. Sorry.
>>3434610
>>3434617>"The secret to scrambled eggs is to keep whisking them and don't let them settle">she's already lit the flour on fire
DORKS
Would you satisfy a loira's curiosity?
>>3434638>foreheads touchingHnnnngghhhh--!!!
>>3434644man, she needs to slow down
>>3434638>acting dere dere>with cartoon horses
>>3434645
>>3434644>she's already lit the flour on fireBefore even putting it in?
>>3434656Humanized aged-up cartoon horses, to be precise.
>>3434647Maybe
>>3434656These>feels have no breaks.i will pull out ALL THE CHEESE
>>3434656You clearly haven't been paying ANY attention to these >feels, or you'd know these have always been humanized.So you can just move along.
>>3434644I read that as floor at first
>>3434668>humanizedThat's even worse. How do you live with yourself, honestly?
>>3434198>>3434375Well, I'm resassured for now.
>>3434664It's an aquired skill.
>>3434647She could touch me any place she wanted.
>>3434659That image is gloriously huge and hilarious.
>>3434644>>3434664Who puts flour in their scrambled eggs?
>>3434680floor makes more senseWhy would you have flour out if you're making scrambled eggs?
>>3434689>Sweeties special talent is arson.
>>3434681Yeah, I mean how could you possibly prefer humans over sexy multi-colored equine bitches!?
>>3434694Sweetie Belle.She was trying to make a flower omelette
Earth ponies: Greater dexterity, enhanced understanding of nature of others.Unicorns: Greater intelligence, ability to perform spells and magicPegasi: They can fly.
>>3434692Even with her tongue?
>>3434694>>3434695The way I started it was just getting out some flour and other miscellaneous ingredients. For pancakes. But her favorite breakfast is scrambled eggs so switched to that.
>>3434707Food arson.
>>3434713They can fly AND go fast
We feels tonight?
>>3434710Why humanized?You've got romantic attractions to a cartoon horse, regardless of what body you her in
>>3434716That costs extra.
>>3434716Especially with her tongue.
are you an archaeologist?
That feel when you were drawing on the wrong layer the entire time
>>3434713Sure unicorns can use magic but there's nothing proving that they're more intelligent than the other races as a whole. I mean shit look at Snails.
>>3434638>she gazes into your eyes, her eyes shimmering with moisture as a hint of pink comes to her cheeks>"I guess...you wouldn't, now would'ja?"
>>3434724No. Get out.
>>3434737/fit/ pls stay
>>3434723And control the weather.
>>3434744JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>3434724Speaking of comfy...Would you prepare a nice hot bowl of tomato soup for a pone on an icy winter evening?
>>3434726Why not humanized?You've got romantic attractions to a cartoon horse, regardless of what body you her in.Plus, the original story started with you going on a trip with your human family to a Sweet Apple Acres ran by humans.Who were doing an event for their fellow humans.And human antics ensued.
>>3434723>go fastWell, most of them.
>>3434759If she wanted me to.
>>3434730Post the air conditioner story. I know one of you fucks have it some where and know what im talking about.
>>3434713Earth Ponies: Greater Strength and Stamina, "Bless" the land around them to produce more and better crops.Unicorns: Greater Intelligence, Magic, CornukinesisPegasus: Flight, Greater Dex and Speed, Cloudwalking, Cloudshaping and Minor weather-manipulation.Fixed that for you.
>>3434757baby stepsit's coming up soon though. I can feel it.
>>3434759That soup that Fluttershy made for Philamena looked pretty damn delicious
>Enjoying TDKR>2012shiggy
>>3434761You keep saying "human" but Applejack is a horse.
>>3434757>Big Mac smacks Applejack in the back of the head.
>>3434779
>Drink just about every night because nothing better to do>Start gaining weight>Decide to just limit it to weekends now>Could really use a few beers tonight>Damnit
>>3434769Now I am curious.
>>34347652.3
>>3434775>"Bless" the land around them to produce more and better crops.aka using the fields as a toilet
>>3434769Don't have it. Have this instead
>>3434759>>3434766>>3434777How about French Onion? And a Baguette sandwich?
When it's cold outside, which pone wants nothing more than to snuggle with you under the duvet?
>>3434802I hate French onionWhat the hell Anon I thought we were bros
>>3434777Twilight even had some of that soup and said it was delicious>Fluttershy will never cook you warm soup
>>3434791Well, actually on second thought she went pretty damn fast in RoH 2 when she was chasing discord-dash (while pulling a fucking balloon), she kept up pretty well in TLR as well pulling that cart
>>3434769Damnit Lyra you greedy cunt you where supposed to share that sandwich with Bonbon!
>>3434804Pinkie Pie?
>>3434737Maybe I could be your archaeologist tonight anon.
>>3434777>Pinky is usually full of energy and is there when you need her even if you didn't know you did.>When she gets sick, she can hardly move, and needs you there constantly.
>>3434814the secret ingredient is your sperm.
>>3434804Any of the olde ponies
>>3434802Did you just color that? I like>>3434825Does she have a little bell incase we're not in the room?
>>3434802If it was made by her? Damn right I would.Can you try drawing her with her usual hairstyle? With her injured ankle, maybe?
>>3434829How does she get ahold of that ingre-...Fluttershy you're psychotic
>>3434769Oh yeah, the one Lyraquestanon based his off of?
Has anybody colored the latest Fluttershy pic by Apple yet?
>>3434769
>>3434829She probably replaced the water with her piss, which has magical healing properties. And tastes delicious.
>>3434847>>3434843
>>3434832>Leaving her roomFor bathroom breaks only, anon. You're not leaving that pink pony's side for one single second.
>>3434842It's actually just what Fluttershy thinks is a male potatoFluttershy isn't good with plants
>>3434851But I like to keep my watersports fetish vanilla
>>3434775>>3434800>Earth ponies have extra nutritious piss that allows them to better fertilize their fields
>>3434802>Apron.>Suddenly reminded of Tabasco perched in Anon's apron pocket.>Hasn't been drawn.
>>3434859I remember a few months back we got into pony pee being fruity carbonated beverages that acted like THC on the human body. Some folks liked that.
What is your favorite pony's favorite herb?
>>3434868I liked it when it was other fluids, but piss is gross
>>3434868How about coke pone?Her pee would taste like coke.
>>3434868>Piss>Anything but salty liquid goldEeeenope
>>3434882Pee is a waste product.So no.It would taste like Sprite.
>>3434875That's just, like, your opinion man.IMO piss is the best and sexiest bodily fluid.
>>3434870It's a tie between Wyatt Herb and Phineas and Herb
Horses often piss while getting fucked
So, when is Ken going to finish that MLPG song he was working on?
>>3434889But her entire body is filled with coke. Does she even have a bladder to keep anything but coke in?Wouldn't her urethra basically just be a hold into her coke-filled cavity?
>>3434898In all seriousness, that seems like it would be incredibly gross to do that for that reason. I mean they are shitting and pissing constantly so you would probably get that all over you.
>Mfw T-72shttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyXRktIAgo
>>3434898I know they do before and after, but while That turns me on a lot.Got any sources on that?
>>3434892>>3434886>you will never hear a pony enter the bathroom as you pee into the urinal>you will never hear a sparkle of magic as you suddenly feel your bladder swell
>>3434909You act as if cleaning a horse is impossible
>>3434910That tank blew it's load.
>>3434870
>>3434918>Twilight giggles as you hear her run out of the adjacent room
>>3434870cannabis
>>3434918Oh, I remember this!
>>3434812>not liking French Onion SoupTu as faite un ennemi ce jour. No, I'm kidding - different soups for different troops.>>3434832Not "just colored," but thank you.>>3434833>>3434867Hm... I'll try and toss something out later today - if I can find time from working on this project. In the meantime, I should get some rest..
>>3434930>She teleported her piss into your bladder
>>3434918God, that concept is so amazingly arousing.>One by one Twilight teleports each mane six's piss into your bladder until you're freaking out and cursing>You hear them laughing outside>Two minutes of constant pissing later, you nearly kick the door down>They're laughing so hard they're rolling around and tearing up
>>3434942It's not so much arousing for me as really funny
>>3434934>Got today off.Yesssss
>>3434934I don't agree with the shirt color, but I don't like the color blue in general to begin with.
>>3434942>God, that concept is so amazingly arousing.I know, right?
>>3434910did it died?
>>3434942>She does it again.>You get revenge by bursting into the room and blasting them with piss.>Your dick is giving battle orders the entire time.>"Good work number two."
>>3434942>Implying I wouldn't have such a raging boner you wouldn't believe, making it even harder to pee
>>3434969DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
mafia?
>>3434969wat
What does the mane 6's piss taste like?
>>3434942What the fuck is arousing about it?I really hate you people.
What if Twilight could easily teleport all fecal matter out of her anus for super-clean anal play?
>>3434980their piss tastes like piss, dumbass
>>3434969>Fuck her well-stretched urethra and cum in her bladder>She's pissing white chunks all day
>>3434969>number two
>>3434982>What the fuck is arousing about it?I don't know, but my boner doesn't really care about reasons.
>>3434982Chill man it's just not your thing, it happens.
>>3434985Or she could just use an enema
>>3434995>Dash as the Spa>not I cant see, is it the Wonderbolts?
>>3434979>>3434993It's kind of a long story.
>>3434985Wouldn't that take away part of the appeal for anal fetishists?
>>3434997But that requires prep time, access to water, a toilet, and an enema kitNot to mention frequent enemas can mess with your pipes
>>3434985>War spells teach unicorns how to teleport vital organs out of enemies.>Hearts and brains floating in front of the victims face before they collapse.>Fluttershy's dad can do it using his hooves.
>>3435010>enemas causing damageNot if she just uses warm water, like a not-stupid person
>>3435010>a toiletWe already know toilets exist in Equestria.Or at least outhouses.
>>3435005Smell is my favorite part, but the anus has a distinct smell that isn't related to shit. That coupled with residual sweat fuels my anal boners.
>>3435002butthat was my joke;_;
>>3435015>hooves>not mouth
>>3435020You like that musky smell of asscrack?
>>3435031y-yes;-;
Would you let a pony gently press their bloated, sweaty balls against your face?
>>3435026>"Mouths are for carrying back said trophies."
I summon faceless
>>3435039YEEEESyes.
>>3435039No, but if it was a futa pony, I'd let her mount me.
>>3435045Faceless has been gone all year.
>>34350311. Get really nice and clean, trimmed hair, but not shaven2. Go for a short 1/4-1/2 walk/jog in the afternoon.This is how you achieve optimal genitalia smells
>>3435048Haha that's still getting around?
>>3435053Are you serious? He's here all the time. He plays mafia with us, too.
>>3435031>>3435037>>3435039>>3435048>>3435050>>3435055Hoh boy, I like where this is going
>>3435057I just capped it a little while ago.
>>3435055Sounds like useful information.
>>3435041>Fluttershy's father knows what pony tastes like.
It's like 100 degrees outside. Fuck smell and fuck you.
Anyone gonna do any more watersports/urine-swapping greentexts?Please?
>>3435065Really? 'S been ages.
i really dislike other people's fetishes
>>3435078I question Pinkie's urge to urinate without any orifices down there.
>>3435086I know. I'm the dude you wrote it for, too.I remembered it suddenly and went diving to find it, then capped it(poorly).
>>3435078Greentext is more fun when there's more than one person involved. So start us off
>>3435078>Twilight's become accustomed to relieving herself into your bladder, frequently doing so without warning several times a day>One time she miscalculates, and you start to get a warm feeling in your belly
>>3435092Really?None of them really bother save save a few:Scat/Really Furry/Farting
>>3435092Let's talk about our own fetishes then
>>3435076>not living in the mountains where the temperature regularly drops to 5-10°C at night in summer>not opening all your windows to cool off your house
>>3435103Why does farting bother you?It's like the funniest fetish around.
>>3435092I dislike writing to fetishes, it leaves me feeling like a prostitute.I prefer to write a character and if it makes sense for them to have a fetish in my head, then I'll write it to the best of my ability.Leave the pandering for the show's writing staff.
>>3435092I'm too vanilla for this place.
>>3435115It's just too gross for me. Bodily gasses, no thanks.
>you will never be that pillow
>>3435092People who dislike other people's fetishes is my fetish.
>>3435115I find macro, vore and unbirthing funny. It's hilarious imagining people actually masturbating to it.
>>3435078>Pony is resting in your lap, head on shoulder, softly sleeping>You're stroking her mane and listening to her soft breathing>Suddenly, your lap feels warm>And then it feels damp>Your pony wakes up, leans back, and looks down>Looks back up at you, mouth agape>"Oh my god I'm sorry.">She quickly scrambles out of your lap, which is now soaked and runs to the bathroom, tears in her eyes, among a soft chorus of apologies>The bathroom door slams>You're now sitting there covered in pony peeAm I in the ballpark here
>>3435093It's just hidden under their fur.Instead of pissing like regular horses, they will just pee into their fur, causing it to run down their legs.Pony toilets are just two indentations in the floor for their hind legs, with drainholes in them.
Aaaaand done.
>>3435131>dreaming about magnets
>>3435118Really? I like writing fetish stuff for people BECAUSE it makes me feel like a prostitute.Well. Not a prostitute. Whores get paid. I'm just in it for the fun. So 'slut' is more accurate.
>>3435097I agree.
>>3435142That's just cute.
>>3435145I LOVE MAGNET WEEK!I'm going to put subtle references to Rose's silliness in one of my stories.
>>3435142Greentext stories should never begin with 'Pony is resting in your lap, head on shoulder, softly sleeping' and end with 'You're now sitting there covered in pony pee'.
>>3435130Doesn't the idea of a girl doing something dirty and private like farting or burping in front of you turn you on at least a little?
>>3435144Glorious.
>>3435072>A ram soldier charges him, head-down, horns at the ready>he headbutts the wooly fucker back>he knocks the sheep out
>>3435164They should also never start with 'you will never'
>>3435166>pinkie will never belch all over your dick
>>3435164Why not? I liked it. Aside from the generic "pony." Would have been nice to put a face to the lap perpetrator.
Fluttershy wetting the bed.jpg
>>3435166Not him but no, that shit is fucking disgusting.
>>3435164>>3435176>Greentext>Story
>>3435142>>3435154The premise is somewhat arousing I guess.If that actually happened to me, I'd probably he a raging boner.It's a bit flat though.
>>3435166The opposite
>>3435166Not at all.And I'm not trying to do "that" but I have been in a couple of relationships and I just can't imagine wanting that ever.
>>3435166No.
>That feel when your biggest fetish is smelly socks/feet>Anons think you're trolling or writing failed shock posts when you try and talk about it
>>3435191>"I don't like it.">"It isn't what you call it anymore."It's telling a story.
>>3435217I don't think greentext should be judged as a real written work should, as it's simply highlighting a few key moments
>>3435191>I don't like the writing style therefore I declare it illegitimate.
>>3435200>>3435202What about letting out a braying fart around your cock as you fuck her in the ass?
>>3435215I told you I was sorry about that, geezJust put in more effort next time?
>>3435215Are you the same sock-anon that got woken up by their friend putting dirty socks in their face as a kid?
>>3435215They were talking about in /co/ the other day.Some guy, when he was a kid, had a gal pal who used to love to wake him up with her stanky socks.Apparently it gave him the most resentful boner.
>>3435233never forgive>>3435240yes
>>3435232That's not arousing at all. It's incredibly disgusting.
>>3435229I suppose the best argument against that is look at some of GG's drawings. Most of them are rudimentary at best, but they usually get the idea across pretty amazingly. A good greentext can do the same.
My biggest fetish is being in a relationship with someone I love.And I mean it.
>>3435256What a gaylord
>>3435167what will we do once the relationship reaches "that" stage?
>>3435078I just want to watch Twilight sigh with relief and relax as she lets loose her pee in front of me, before realizing just how much I enjoy it and spreading her legs out even more so she can give me a better viewIs that so much to ask
>>3435101>Every time you have to go, you let her empty herself into you first, so you don't both have to go
>>3435146i like writing for fetishes because nobody should be denied fetishistic release. that, and She wills it.just re-read Fatalpulse. think tonight might be a mindbreak/corruption night.
>>3435255That... that's actually an amazing example.I guess I'll learn how to greentext better, not even being sarcastic.
>>3435232Only if it's a ponyunf
>>3435251Think about the vibrations it would cause around your cock. It'd be like fucking a vibrating fleshlight. You'd probably blow your load instantly from the feeling alone.
>>3435267Hnnng. Reminds me of that Fluttershy rap. So adorable.
>>3435278god dammit! she could just teleport it out of both of your bladders so neither of you have to go!
>>3435282It's nice having noteworthy allies in the fight against limp dicks.
>>3435283Well, to go on with the GG example.You can learn how to minimalist stuff good and be popular here.Or you can try to actually be good.
>>3435282Isn't tonight Luna quest night?
>>3435255A greentext is supposed to give the reader a basic structure and enough movement to guide them and let their imagination fill in the blanks.It allows you to see the story as it is played out in it's most simple form, your mind takes over and paints it into something it isn't. If a greentext is done wright it can give the reader a bigger impact than a story that was structured in a way that had the author hold the readers hand the whole way.
>>3435291No, I don't want that. At all.
>>3435256this is why I love >feels so much.I'll take the warm-and-fuzzies over a boner any day. I can get a boner in like 5 seconds. A boner is nothing special. But a good >feel? Now THAT'S something.
>>3435301Are we still talking about writing greentext?Mind giving examples/tips?
>>3435175>Fluttershy hosts a Lamb from the north while she stays in Ponyville for a cultural exchange>She introduces her to her dad>He's very good with kids.
>>3435146I like writing weird fetishes, but I don't like to just strive to get people to boner.I dunno, it should say something about the story and character and not just be "and then your fetish happened."
>>3435291Don't forget the sensation of her hot gas rushing against your balls.
>>3435322Use a lot of >'s
>>3435284>The grassy smell of horse flatulence rises up around you as she lets loose a resounding fart around your cock while bouncing up and bown in your lap
>>3435315They're not mutually exclusive.Good feels can come from pone waifu happily indulging you in your fetishes because you enjoy it and she loves making you happy
>>3435256Same. Having consensual passionate sex gives me a boner. God I'm fucked up.
>>3435331
>>3435328but we have feels for character development and character logic. they might draw water from the same well, but fetishes don't need to play by the same rules.
>>3435298Where would be the fun in that though?And also, the range of her teleportation spell might be limited. Unless there was some sort of other container nearby to place it in, it might not be possible to transport it into the toilet.
>>3435315Feels are nice and all, but fetishy feels are just that much more funexcept when they're gross
>>3435322Short is better than long.Hate bringing them up, but fluffy pony and flutterstalker both started as single-post greentexts, and once they fell off the boat, they ballooned to the point where a single story can take up 10 posts or more.Don't do that when you're just starting out.
>>3435334How often have you seen a fetish discussion that goes down like that?
seriously, how do you even get a urine fetish?did a fat girl pee on you when you were a kid?
Why does everyone want to pee pony pee for poneI would rather have my pee teleported into pone bladder so she pisses more for you to watch, it's like she's giving birth to your pee
>>3435355This is pretty keyThe biggest problem I have is that I go overboard and end up writing 70 line greentexts with multiple chapters because I don't know how to keep anything brief
>>3435330>That warm wind blowing against you as she moans with relief.>>3435308Really?Think about it.Try to imagine it vividly.Does your dick agree?
>>3435322>>3435331And a lot of >feels
>>3435355I remember doing a flutterstalker one that was like 5 posts long (Sorry)It turned out horrible.
>>3435357I don't have a story for how I got every one of my fetishes, man.It just happened.
>>3435322Basically>>3435305But I disagree on saying that it can be better than a proper story.A green text is just>And this happenedWithout any other input, which is really lazy as shit writing.It's not bad if you don't know how to write, but you know how to sequence events well.It can also be a fun way to practice writing dialogue.
>>3435328That's cool too.I'm doing it to give people boners. Because giving people boners gives me a boner.
>>3435361>it's like i'm giving birth to your pee, onii-chan!
>>3435357Personally, it's about girls losing control of themselves for me. I don't actually want to touch the piss or anything, I want to watch her let loose and have to do something embarrassing in front of me. Or it could be that she knows I like it and is willing to do something like that just for me.
http://twitter.com/#!/tarastrong/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2FAlNCABq4
>>3435371>Think about 'how I got' most of my fetishes>Most of the stories start with "well I was on MLPG one night, when..."
>>3435357I never "got" it. I've always had it.
>>3435363>I don't know how to keep anything briefAnd that's why you wear panties?
>>3435384
>>3435383i would much rather see a girl lose control and orgasm than lose control and piss herself.
>>3435376>But I disagree on saying that it can be better than a proper story.Yeah, I may have overstepped it there.
>>3435383That doesn't sound like a specific urine-fetish. More like an embarrasment fetish or something like that.
>>3435389If I could order them online and have them still fit properly, yes
>>3435386I had most of my fetishes before MLPG.The exceptions are farts, Macro/micro, vore, and /ss/
>>3435345I disagree.If the scene has nothing to do with the narrative in any way and doesn't tell us anything about the character other than, "They have this fetish" then it should probably be dropped in favor of good pacing.If you're JUST writing the fetish, then, uh, have fun. I guess.
>>3435376Well you aren't going to create a masterpiece in green colored text, but on the same page, it's a stretch to think you're going to do that with any of these fan fic stories anyways. It's easy writing, but that doesn't mean you can't do it well.
>>3435361Because the idea of having a girl (or mare)'s pee inside you is the most arousing thing imaginable?
>>3435395I like it when both happens, but it's also a little about the humiliation.>>3435403It's closer to desperation play, or omarashi. I love the idea of preventing her from going to the toilet until she's begging.
>>3435418I bet you put toilets in the living room when playing SIMS too.
>>3435406how did you NOT have /ss/ before coming here? i thought that was one of those universal fetishes.
>>3435414I'm just saying with fanfics and shit you can actually practice narrative.Green texts limit what you can play with to sequencing actions and dialogue.
We have more in-depth discussions about fetishes than anything else. That's sad in some ways.
>>3435418Humiliation and control then?Still, sounds to me like it's not really about the urine itself, but the act.
>>3435426Seriously.Even I have an /ss/ fetish, and I'm probably the most vanillafag person here.
>>3435426It was always really creepy and weird for me.Now I understand it.
>All this discussion of writingPerhaps I should observe night MLPG and get some critique on my writing.Other than "pacing." I know I botched that.
>>3435395I would like to see a girl lose control and orgasm while pissing herself.
>tfw only having a little bit of a bondage fetish, but nothing too weird>tfw always feeling like an outsider during fetish discussions
>>3435433but it's fun to talk about
>>3435432Agreed.But do you expect someone to squeeze a proper fanfic into a single 4chan post?Think of Greentext as fanfiction, 4chan abridged edition.
>>3435432That's very true, tis a good point. I just don't want more practiced authors to write it off and not do it. Pun slightly intended.
>>3435425Nah, that didn't do anything for me. Sims aren't cute girls/pones willing to indulge me in fetishes purely because they love me and want to make me happy>>3435440I find girls pissing arousing too, watching them relax when they finally get to go and so on. The humiliation and control are different aspects
>>3435384>Tara Strong ships RainbowLight
Would you a pone if she begged you to rut and breed her as she emphasized each word with a lewd wink?
>>3435452How do I stop being terrible and start being good like you?I don't want to screw up that Twilight route...
>>3435433There's some nice conversation about writing styles, too.
>>3435433Nah, we just have them more often.We've gotten into serious discussion on a lot of things over the past few days.
>>3435384TWIDASH CONFIRMED CANONAGAIN
>>3435456>he only has one
>>3435406Wait, so MLPG gave you Macro/Micro and Vore?How'd that happen? We barely touch those ones.
>>3435433I wish they'd take this to /d/.
>>3435406what is /ss/?
>>3435452You know what's funnyI was just having such a good time in your quests I didn't even notice any of these writing problems you've been going on about.Not that that helps, but i just had to say it.
>>3435480UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>3435480326.8
>>3435471>Twilight routeLots of cute >feelsAnon sharing knowledge with Twilight and other intellectual discussions with her as they fall in love is a mustpls>>3435470Pones in heat is my fetish too
>Writing a fetish greentext based on something anon said a few hours ago>Go make dinner>Come back to find the general talking about fetish greentext>See >>3435355>Realize I've got more than a full post worth of setup and I haven't even started the 'good stuff' yetGoddamn it what the fuck
>>3435480Acid. i'll fucking bet.
>>3435480They do occasionally come up though. Especially in relation to DJ Acid.
>>3435463The way I see it greentext stories are just little mini-scenarios. Heavy on imagery and descriptions, in the midst of the action. They just have no real lasting effects and don't cut it as proper stories. Still, they can provide a basis, or a foundation to build a proper fic around.
>>3435471Well, what is it that you're concerned about? I'm always willing to give a helping hand.If you'd rather not say here, please, email me.>>3435487Well, thank you for the vote of confidence.The only one I really knew was just plain poorly done was Rarity "Quest" after the dinner with the Princesses. I let personal concerns about time influence my decision to keep a steady pace or breakneck speed into the other bits.Hindsight is 20/20, as they say.
>>3435485straight shota young male x older girl
>>3435494Of course.
>>3435504Sweet, I can now say I don't write My Little Pony fanfiction!I'M FREE
>>3435489>>3435490>>3435498>>3435501Oh. Really? Just a single OC was enough for you to catch it? I thought Macro/Micro was one of those ones you had to develop during puberty or something or you'll never get it. Guess that proved me wrong.
>>3435463>>3435466Oh yeah, there's nothing WRONG with writing Greentext stories.I'm just saying that striving to be good at JUST greentext is a bit of a misdirection in effort.Not to tell you what to do with your life or anything, but practicing actual stories can actually put money in your pocket if you really try.
>>3435489>>3435490>>3435498>>3435501>DJ Acid is permanently ingrained in MLPG's mind>20 years from now if you're not dead, you'll remember DJ Acid
>>3435494>you will never read Sartre with Twilight
>>3435452You already seem to be an excellent writer, but if you want to learn about fetishes, why not.
>>3435505Oh, so you offering critique now? I might email youAlso, to Flutterfags here: how do you imagine she'll act if she's in a relationship with you? Still shy and reserved, or completely open and playful? What would you prefer?
>>3435520I thought DJ acid was just a joke for a while thereI seriously do not understandhold me
>>3435520Hah. No. You're not special.Pones make everything ok.Everything.Well not everything, but most things.
>>3435526>walking home from work one night>pass by a night club, the bass thumping through the door>pop a massive erection
>>3435530she was a joke.then we took her seriously.now there is no escape.
>>3435529I'd say still shy and reserved, but also has a playful side>"Um, if you'd like..."
>>3435529Probably a bit less reserved, but still a huge pushover.
>>3435542I can't take that seriously, it's too ridiculous
>>3435506That doesn't even really seem like a fetish, unless we're talking huge age difference.I mean, rally, who wouldn't like to fuck a woman, just because she is a little older (or even quite a bit older... as long as we're not entering gerontophilia territory)?
>>3435530Well it WAS a joke. For a while. Then it sort of... Stopped being one. That happens with a lot of things around the MLPG.You can rest assured that we won't ever go out and make a running side general like SOME people around here have done.
>>3435529She seems like the type of pony to take a few tries to break down that shy wall.But after you do She would be "clingy" (in a good way) and not shy at all in a few aspects...
>>3435529Calm, easygoing, and open, but at the same time cautious to step out of line or joke around too much.
>>3435545>>3435552>>3435556>>3435557The idea is that the reason she's comfortable around you is that to her a lot of time you're like one of her pets, she doesn't feel threatened by you at all and even gives you bellyrubs
>>3435554It IS huge age difference.
>>3435561I like it
>>3435529Like how she is with her friends, but A LOT closer, like, she'd hang on your arm and hold your hand whenever she can.
>>3435561Ehhhnah
>>3435555/mlp/ had running macro generals for a while, but that was before DJ Acid caught on, so she never made an appearance.Actually, as far as I know it was all pony: no human or anthro.
>>3435554We're talking about little boy with adult woman here.
>>3435529She would be reserved, at first.But over time she would open up a little, getting more comfortable around you.Eventually she would open up to you entirely.You are her support, you give her confidence.She has given her all to you, and all she wants from you is to protect her, and love her.
>>3435529Open, but not completely. You'd probably be spending more time around her friends because they're her comfort zone, and moving into an intimate relationship is scary uncharted territory for which she needs their support.
>>3435561Yes
Anime is better than cartoons.H-here I go...
>>3435561You know what.I'm taking the plunge, let's write some muhfuggan greentext.
>>3435529I'd consider it more like giving suggestions, since I don't consider myself an expert on writing or anything like that. I can merely give my views on things like word choice, pacing, etc, or how I perceive a tale, and we can go from there. Critique just sounds like I'll tell you it's wrong and leave you to fix it, which is the opposite of what I want to do.>>3435528>Excellent writerI'm flattered you think so. >FetishesWell....maybe? I don't know. I'm not huge on writing smut as of late. Something about it.
>>3435583GOOD anime is better than GOOD cartoons
>>3435494Ah, yes. Pones in heat. That's also very hot. The idea of a pone just giving in to her instincts, presenting her aching, dripping horse pussy and winking at you, begging you to give her a good hard fuck
>>3435583but anime is cartoons
>>3435561It it odd that I'm really in to pet play but never considered Fluttershy as a potential master?
>>3435574Yeah, but macro/micro isn't something we bred. I'm just saying you won't see something like the fluffy bullshit come out of our odd infatuation with the butt club.>famous last words>two weeks later there's a "Club Acid" thread full of (E)RPers
>like macro/micro>like vore>like futaYet I still think DJ Acid is a retarded thing. The drawings are shit.Really I fell sorry for those that like it.
>>3435520Eh, if you're not completely closed off to new ideas, there's always the chance something'll be presented in a way that'll appeal to you.I'm not usually a fan either and wasn't really interested in the macro aspect of Acid (Addictive mind and body-altering semen though....), but I love this picture. (Not pony)http://sleepymaid.com/art/2012.02.16.00_big-girl.png
>>3435553then you will be the first to die.
>>3435530>I thought DJ acid was just a joke>Implying she can't be both a joke and serious/arousing at the same time
>>3435597Ah, I seeNow I want to see if we can start one to get the piss to ruin it so she'll never be posted in the general again
>>3435590Seriously?I thought we were having a good time this fine evening
>>3435586It's supposed to be a waifufic now that I have Rarity and Twilight ones up. Just trying to see what Flutterfriends would like and if the idea I have is any good>>3435593I just really like the idea of pone trusting you to take care of her during those times of the year where she just loses control. She's free to enjoy it because she knows you'll be there to fulfill her and make sure she's safe.
>>3435595Well Fluttershy isn't really dom material, which would usually be required for that sort of thing, so it's not completely unusual, and you can see the appeal now.
>>3435595She wouldn't be able to pull it offI wouldn't be able to take her seriously
>>3435612Don't cry LunaSome people can't handle a chill fetish/greentext discussion.It's not your fault.
>tfw your fetish actually has several talented artists
>>3435612Nah I'm just fucking with you. If I got scared off by this what kind of Nighttime MLPGer would I be?
>>3435612>S1 Luna cryingMy poor, exploding heart.
>>3435626>Tiny marshmallow will never describe one of your ideas as totally rufus
>>3435619>>3435623She's not going to be a dominatrix or anything like that, you're just pretending to be a pet and she's having fun petting you and scratching behind your ears and so on while you eagerly roll over so she can rub your belly
>>3435626That would be pretty rufus.
>>3435623>She gets flustered that you aren't getting into it.>She uses the stare on you.
>>3435616Oh, I wasn't going to steal your subject.Just gonna start out with a nice little Sweetie Belle thing.
>>3435609Good luck with that. Go ahead and see how long a floater devoted to a giant big-tittied anthro pony with a huge fuckin' dick lasts out there. I dare you.
>>3435532So you're saying if it wasn't Acid you wouldn't be into Macro/Micro? What if it wasn't even pony?Sorry for being quite investigative, I'm just intrigued as to how deep this stuff spreads.
>>3435623>>3435619she wouldn't need to be a dom for petplay. though, i don't think she treats the animals she lives with like pets, so she probably wouldn't be able to do petplay anyway.
>>3435633A chicken
>>3435626Who let her near Shining Armor?
>>3435650FUCK YOU APPLEBLOOM! SWEETIE BELLE IS THE BEST CUTIE MARK CRUSADER!
>tfw had a lot of shitty fetishes>tfw since MLP most of them barely get any reaction out of me anymore and now my biggest fetish is something common and fits my waifu
>>3435626>tfw your fetish has like 2 good artists and everything else is horrible MSPaint grade stuff.
>>3435639>she pours you some rabbit food and expects you to eat it>you look up from your all-fours position to her looking expectantly at you
>>3435520I doubt that's the case with any fetishes, but then again there are different kinds of fetishes. (with regards to level of strength)Like for me, urolagnia is one I've always had, and which is and probably always will be very important in any fapping material.Most other "fetishes" that I have acquired at a later time, on the other hand, are not nearly as strong - more of an added bonus than a requirement. I'd imagine it's the same for others as well - they have their "one true fetish" (or "true fetishes"), while also enjoying other fetishes.
>>3435623>I wouldn't be able to take her seriouslyWell that's on you, man. Not her. If you can't nut up and act like miss Fluttershy's adorable little human who needs his belly rubbed, then you don't deserve it.
>>3435664>meanwhile, Angel is losing his shit in the corner
>>3435662Fluffy abuse lover fetishist pls go
>>3435641Dammit Sam Rockwell, that word is terrible.I certainly hope it's Sam Rockwell who said that in Never Been KissedI certainly hope Sam Rockwell was even in Never Been Kissed...>tfw you have trust issue so bad that you don't even trust your own memory
>>3435597>>3435609>>3435646DO IT FILLY
>>3435666Satan, that hurtsI just I want topls
>>3435644Oh, okay, have >fun.
>>3435669>You leap over to smack the shit out of him>Fluttershy pulls the leash tight and you stop in mid air>She bops you with a newspaper
>>3435647Oh that guy wasn't me. I'm just saying I've seen more people develop weird fetishes here thanks to it being tied to ponies.I can safely say, for example, I wouldn't be into vore or watersports if it weren't for ponies softening the blow.
>>3435672Nope, try againUnless you don't want to.
>tfw MLPG hasn't given you any new fetishes
>tfw can't find any good transformation artworkI feel alone.
>>3435697not even for marshmellow horses?
Okay guys so, general idea for Flutterwaifufic is going to be very innocent and cute and fun since you like to play as Fluttershy's pet and she finds you adorable tooDo you yellowquietfriends like that
>>3435662>>3435689cuckolding? inb4 mspaint because it's GG el oh el
>>3435669>"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLAP THAT SHIT AWAY AND MAKE THAT BITCH MAKE YOU A CAKE YOU FUCKING BETA FUCK!">"OH, OH DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE ABOUT T- YOU FUCKING MORON, NOW SHE IS GOING TO THINK YOU LOVE THAT SHITTY FOOD. YES YOU FUCKING LOVE CHOWING ON THAT SHIT, YOU HAIRLESS APE, FUCK.">"I WONDER IF YOUR SPECIES EVEN HAS BALLS, BECAUSE YOU SURE AS FUCK DON'T"
>>3435697[spoile]It's a good feel. Reading this shit makes me sick.[/spoiler]
>>3435529I'm not really a "flutterfag", but I'd say open and playful. She seems to open up to people (or ponies) she knows well.
>>3435708Well she's not my favorite pony, but I would enjoy that.
>>3435700Got ya covered
>>3435706Not even marshmallow horses.
>>3435563How huge exactly?
>>3435700>that feel when the majority of TF is substandard generic furry crap
>>3435713You're naked, Anon.
>>3435576Pedo stuff?
>>3435708Please do itI'm not even a Flutterfag and I'd like to see this
Fetishes?Used to be really into futa. Now I'm just too picky on my futa drawings. It seems to be a common add-on fetish. People just add it other fetishes and situations already going on.
>>3435725You must have the steely resolve of a wooden Atlus who is also a tibetan monk and is made of steel
>That feel when no good western smelly feet artI can't read moonrunes goddamn it
>browsan Derpibooru>see some fappable shit>aw yiss son you know what time it is>boner flips over desk>catch laptop in midair because i'm the one>start fappan>OUCH WHAT>for some fucking reason the bottom of my dick has an open wound on it>it wasn't there 20 minutes ago
>>3435708I'm not a 2.3fag but if I were I'd like to see her serve me tea and vegetable tempura in a little green kimono, her hair worn up with gold pins.And then I'd >rape
>>3435745This isn't the first time someone has called me a monk. Maybe I should just become one.
>>3435748GET OFF THE TABLE, BOOK.RARITY IS NOT A SLUT!
>>3435754>2.3seriously, can someone explain this?
>>3435708Can you emphasize the fact that it's playing as her pet?I don't want my waifu comparing me to some dumb animal or nothin'
>>3435754i would a Fluttergeisha.
>>3435754>>3435736>>3435719OkayI don't know if I should describe dickings though there will be some either explicit or >implied
>>3435748>filenameGood.
>>3435754>She serves the meal>You initiate >rape>She bops you with a newspaper and tells you to wait until after dinner
>>3435764Oh youIt's from Hurricane FLuttershy when Fluttershy only scored a 2.3 on the Wing Power meter
>>3435764DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
Well, if any fellow writefriends wish to have me look at something they're working on, please feel free to drop me a line. I promise I won't bite.Similarly, I'm always looking for ways to improve. So if you have some criticism for me you can email me as well. If you want.Luna "Quest" session two is in about 14 hours, so I'm going to hit the hay.G'night MLPG, have a good one.
>>3435768make them slow, loving dickings
>>3435748>cider.gif
>>3435773hurricane fluttershy, got it
>>3435773>tfw nobody shows the watch
>>3435774Adios muchacho
>>3435774Oh shit it's today?...Eh it's not like I have something to do tomorrow. And fucking my sleep schedule further isn't that badOh god what am I doing with my life
>>3435773No, not anymore.
>>3435662Eeeh waitIsn't your fetish that one where the character can detach their members at will?
>>3435774g'night AspI'll shoot you an email once my brain has started working again
>>3435785i never wear my watch anyway, that's what phones are foralthough it is a pretty nice watch, i probably should....
>>3435752SERIOUSLYTHIS IS BULLSHITI DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR WHY I CANNOT FAP TO PASTEL HORSES
>>3435774>Thinking about doing legit writing.>So many ideas.Guh!Fuck it, I need a writing program that isn't word.
>>3435795Oh shit, that's one of my fetishes too.I didn't know it until Nadia Fortune, either.
>>3435814Just google it man, jesus
>>3435815NOTEPAD
>>3435815What's wrong with Word?Personally I use OneNote, but I use it for pretty much everything
>>3435815Write using LaTeX?
>>3435815>That feel
>>3435809>Own a Citizen.>Smack it against something at work.>Chip the crystal.
>>3435815don't use libraoffice, i used it once and it murdered my school project when i tried to save iti like google docs
>do a drawing>its good>do another drawing>its shitI don't comprehend.
>>3435846Draw more to increase the quantity of good drawings
Kira vs GokuWho wins?
>>3435821APPARENTLY MY FORESKIN HAS A FUNGUSFUCK EVERYTHING
>>3435592That's what I used to think.
>>3435853but how can i learn to do good while doing bad i don't understand
So what game would you play with the CMC?
>>3435865lol uncutfag
>>3435875Serious Sam.
>>3435815Googledocs is nice
>>3435875I guess whatever game they wanted to play.
>>3435597Now it's probably gonna happen.
>>3435873If I hit a bad shot in golf, I remember what I did.isn't it the same for you artistic people?
> that feel when all cool stuff is on reddit now
>>3435875Diddy Kong Racing>Their faces when I win every race in a kart regardless of which vehicles they chose
>>3435875Mario PartyWe would all burn.
>>3435875Borderlands!...I think only Scootaloo would end up liking it...OH I KNOW MARIO BROS WII
>>3435815Although I've been loving on GDocs lately, WordPad has always served me faithfully.
>scrolling through the general>see a couple of fartfetishfags snooping around>mostly negative feedback from their inquiriesSHIIIIIEEEYYYYYTTTWhat's this that I see?Where my niggas at?
>>3435827I guess I could use WordPadI GUESSFuck it, I got two days off.Probably won't redo that fic where the three soldiers find themselves in the Everfree.But I have some other ideas.Ideas about things.
>>3435891>Browsing reddit
>>3435875Hide The Banana
> or anywhere else but not here
>>3435880>>3435893>>3435894>>3435895I like how everyone immediately thought of videogames.good show mlpg
>>3435875Cave Explorer
>>3435619I bet when she's alone with her prey (aka lover), she could be pretty assertive.
LEFT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE.jpeg
>>3435909Well the picture was a video game
>>3435909Well they are playing video games in the picture
>>3435907ur dubm
>>3435909But they're clearly playing a video game in the pictureI thought that's what he was asking
>>3435894Some games just want to watch the players burn.
>>3435662Let me guess - farts?
>>3435909And you did ignore me.>>3435882
>>3435915RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE.png
>>3435891>reddit>not having a nice collection of tumblrs and deviant arts of the best artistspleb
>>3435907trying too hard/10
>>3435927LEFT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE.gif
>>3435930>>3435930You are such an autistic faggot:http://www.reddit.com/user/youfuckstookallnames/submitted/
>>3435930>tumblr >ever
>>3435937please no
>>3435940if it's all Cheerilees it can't be that bad, right?
>>3435937RIGHT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE.tiff
Tess does it again
>>3435938One artist certainly overshadows every contributor from MLPGGo back to reddit.
>>3435949old news
>>3435938>one artist>that's somewhat above averageNigga please We have way better drawfags that that
>>3435949>No weeping statue of libertyI don't get it
>>3435938>daytimeishere.redt
>>3435949pffft
>>3435891>only 2 butterfliesdo they even watch the show?
>>3435955I wonder if Reddit has their own Ross.
>>3435953> quantity over the qualityJJ scum, go back to hims tumblr to cheap art and samfaces, brony
>>3435962now do it for scoots!
>>3435953>>3435955Do you really have to fall for it?
>>3435939Tumblr is a poor instrument through which a few gems shine.But I still can't stand the incessant reblogging.
>>3435974why are you doing this
>>3435962>Cheerilee will never want to be your very special somepony
>>3435949That is offensive to my waifu.
>>3435962Wow, I seriously hope you get banned.We have certain limits here in MLPG. It may seem like a free for all with all the fetish shit, but that is TOO FAR.
>>3435962>(Dead)i don't even
>>3435962HOLY FUCK PLS GONEVER POST AGAIN
>>3435983To shit up the thread and for cheap entertainment, duh. I'd be very happy if we could finally stop falling for even the shittiest trolling attempt.
>>3435962Jesus... I didn't know that art could be so offensive to everyone at once...
>>3435962Jesus christ.
>>3435962thanks anon, I showed cat, it became deep one and gurgled at penis
>>3435962This may literally be the most disgusting picture ever posted in MLPG.
>>3436000You KNOW that there's always the fuckers that can't stop.Why oh why would you ever do that? I really wish you'd stop.
>(Dead)I... I don't... What?meow I'm confizzled ^_^;
>>3435986Your waifu is a maiden
>>3436013it's better to be confused than profused
>>3435962We can never go back to normal after this, can we? This is a threshold.I'm out. I'm fucking done with you faggots.
>>3435962pls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls gopls go
>>3436023please don't leave us! we need you!
>>3435962I've already gone though all my proxies just to report this multiple times.
>>3435962Get the fuck out.
>>3435846it happens some timesjust practice drawing those bad things until they're good
>>3436012I'm not him though, I have enough decency to not RP as/become a colossal faggot every time I'm bored.
>>3435962"Cheerilee, the forbidden one.pdf"File attached was Spoiler Image, 158 KB, 464x506, 1338947164265.png
>>3436033i just got here>deadwhat was it
>Rarities foreign exchange faun asks why ponies are fine walking into one forest near their town, but avoid the other.>"Oh, you must be talking about White Tail Woods, you see, that forest is tranquil.">"Is that why you named it after us deer?">"...come to think of it I had no idea why it was named that."
>>3436047CheerileeApparently MLPG can't handle a purple pony if it's not Twilight
>>3436047A picture of Cheerilee holding a card from Hearts and Hooves day
>>3435962I don't even know what to call this...Is it a fetish for someone? Or just plain sadistic?I just don't know anymore...
>>3436047You don't want to know. Why would anyone even draw that?
>>3436047Just a normal picture of Cheerilee. Now all these faggots are all pretending it was something horrible. Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me.
>>3436047Thank god you didn't see that.
>>3436038No matter how many thorns you remove from the rose, you might still get hurt while picking it.
>>3436047Something worse than Ross and Fluffy Ponies
>>3436061>Nofunallowed.zip
>>3436047Cheerilee guro.
>>3436047Imagine all of the worst fetishes from MLPG combined.It was none of them: it was worse than all of them.
>>3436067>/b/ level humor and spam>fun
>>3436061Oh.
>>3436057Cheerilee is better than purple.She's fuchsia.
>>3436047CP scat/gore of young Cheerilee
>>3436071I still fapped to it.
this is what the spoiler looked like FYItake that, janitor!
>>3436058>>3436061this....what the fuck happened to you mlpgits not funny
>>3436082I wish
MLPG gave me a fetish for woman with large, taut protruding bellies.
>>3436085Apparently /b/ is fun
>>3436084>consensual horsesin b4 b&
>>3436085I am ashamedWhat can I do?
Which fetishes do you think each of the CMC would have as their favorites?
>>3436077I want to believe that it's just one samefag...But then the lampshade smiled at me and said "Believe" it said "Believe".
>>3436084>those tabs >no reddit >no micthemicrophone>no "how do I take screenshot>no bookmarks >no horse sex with the saddle on2/10
>>3436085>>3436091>>3436072>>>/d/>>>/d/>>>/d/You can circlejerk over your fetishes without interruption over there.
>>3436085>>3436072The majority of the thread thought otherwise. Either way it's /b/ level because it was repeated every 2 minutes on /b/, if you do it once a month it is funny. And don't blame us if you actually visit /b/ and /v/ and see such shit all over the place.
>>3436085What do you mean it's not hilarious?
>>3436101>>>/b/You can have threads like this all the time over there
>>3436100i am not very creative
>>3436110Work on it.
>>3436109>Not knowing you can't link to /b/ or /co/You are so new it hurts. Just stop.
>>3436055>she asks if they can take a walk in those woods together someday
>>3436105>Having some toilet humor level fun.NOT IN MY HOUSE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>3436119dduuururrrddprphuhruurprp
Well Daytime MLPG started early today.
>>3436119>>>/co/i was not aware of thatwhy?
>>3436119NEW NEW NEW NEW NEWNEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
>>3436127Is that why everything suddenly turned to shit?
>>3436130Beacuse moot hates us
>>3436127Will you people stop? Daytime and Nighttime MLPG are exactly the same. Both find something stupid to complain about daily.
>>3436136Yes.
>>3436136Everything turned to shit because people thought it would be fun to be shit for a little bitnow we're actually shit
Can everybody please stop being so mad?Yes the "respoding to a dead post" thing is from /b/ and yes it's old and no it's not that funny, but why can't you just ignore it and let them have their fun? Instead you really have to go "HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS WAS POSTED ON /b/ ONCE, FUCKING RETARDS ALWAYS POSTING /b/ SHIT, YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK"It brings the whole thread crashing down into yet another shit slinging fest and everybody loses because you thought that your opinion was worth shitting on everybody else's fun over. Come the fuck on. Grow up.
>>3436142>this nigga
Good morning MLPG!I trust you all slept well and are ready for another exciting day of pony discussion!
MLPG plsplspls
>>3436100>horse sex with the saddle onUNF
>>3436151I hope I can measure up.
>>3436151AAARGH
>>3436151>pony discussion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs2CvVob8Dclets chill pls
>>3436149FUK U NOT ENJOYING MY SHITYOU MUST BE NEWGO TALK ABOUT FETISHES SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU FAGGOT
>>3436142>daytime MLPG spends all its time complaining about nighttime MLPG and nighttime MLPG spends all its time complaining about daytime MLPG
Therebesummer!
>>3436149How about you ignore the people voicing their opinions about how they thought it was stupid? You know. Practice what you preach.
>>3436142No, not at all. Daytime MLPG is full of idiots like the guy whining about reddit and a ton of people respond to them, then half the thread is devoted to the guy until he decides to pretend to be some other moron. At least nighttime has normal discussion, even if it's fetishes all the time.
>>3436154No, Silver Spoon.For the last time, you are far to young. Go play with fillies your age. We'll still be here if you're interested once you've grown up.
>>3436162No, we were having nice discussions about fetishes earlier.
>>3436165How about you suck my dick?
>>3436161>HURP A DURP A DERPEPRPEPRE XDXDXDXDXDGo back to /b/ you fucking /b/tard.>>>/b/
>>3436151is it morningit's like 7pm here
>>3436164>SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMERYOU CAN TELL I'M NOT SUMMER BECAUSE I'M CALLING OTHERS SUMMERGET OUT OF /MLP/ SUMMERFAGS HEHE
>>3436172I'm glad it's over.
>>3436160pls chill mlpg
>>3435989>>3435995>>3435996>>3436001>>3436003>>3436008>>3436009>>3436013>>3436023>>3436029>>3436033>>3436034>>3436059stop spamming up MLPG with your unfunny bullshitat least you chucklefucks kept it to text-only
>>3436177Around here we go by 4chan time, which is based in the eastern United States.I don't care what crazy time zone you're in. It's morning now. Deal with it.
>>3436151I have to surgery todayand I just ate a big bowl of oatmeal and fresh diced apple because I forgothow to induce vomiting I need to get it all out in the next five hours
>>3435962So was it really just a normal pic of Cheerilee?I appreciate that type of humor but I wasn't around for it so I'm just curious.
>>3436190Finger down throat, think of something grossif all else fails >>>/google/
I could imagine myself being Dash.Her nap time seems to fit my lifestyle.
>Suddenly shitposters galorereally guysreallyYour seriosuly goign into /v/ levels of retard here.Stop that.
>>3436190>Forgot>About your surgerywut. How do you forget that?
The problem with Daytime is that they take everything to serious and get mad easely.Nighttime is more chill even tough 75% of their discussion is fetishes.Still the rest 10% are feels and show discussion and it's very nice15% is unrelated things
>>3436190>eating before surgeryyou better tell the doc or you can die
>>3436185Shut up faggot.
>>3436193Yes. It was just a normal picture of Cheerilee.
>>3436193see>>3436084
>>3436190Take your middle finger and stick it up your bum
Chill?Let me turp you gurps about churp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m84B_Dd86bg
>That feel when your bro jerks you off against your will
>>3436211I guess that's chill or churp or whatever you want to call itHave some nice daytime chill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4
>>3436185>>3436179>>3436175>>3436161Get out of here, samefag. Take your spam elsewhere.
>>3436215I don't know that feel;_;
>>3436218FUCKIN SAMEFAGS SHITTIN UP MLPGGLAD YOU CAN REPLY TO THEMLET THEM KNOW THEY'RE SHITPOSTING, RIGHT?
>>3436215
Do you think the great ponies of the past are up there?
>>3436217>daytime>chillare you new?
>leashes
>>3436215>>>/mu/
>>3436229GET YOUR RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING FURRIES
This thread is a dick milkshake.I'm going to bed.
NEW THREAD!>>3436234>>3436234>>3436234>>3436234
>>3436239>anon threadno
>>3436235K
>>3436177I hope sometime in the show they do one of those really really gross detailed up close frames like they had in Ren and Stimpy or Spongebob.Like a close up on Rarity showing her fake eyelashes peeling off and her face matter with greasy fur and pimples and shit.
>>3436245They do those in Sponge Bob too, obviously.I cannot fucking stand those.
>>3436240Eh, we'll trust it until it gets deleted. Or doesn't. Whatever happens happens.Remember: You can't stop the general!
>>3436266I'm not gonna delete it, so unless the mods/janitors do, it won't.
>>3436124>The next day Rarity and the faun are walking through Whitetail, rarity sticking to the trail used for the Running of the Leaves.>The faun, darting in and out of the trail to explore around.>She emerges ahead of Rarity on the trail, full of smiles.>She almost bounds to Rarity her language almost incoherent as she bounces around Rarity urging her off the trail and into the woods proper.>Eventually they reach a clearing in the woods, Rarity doesn't notice anything out of the ordinary until the faun settles next to something.>She approaches and sees, a stone wagon wheel.>"And you ponies thought you didn't have anything special in these woods." the faun says, smugly.
>>3436240>complains about anon thread>this thread was an anon thread
>>3436245Didn't they do that in Putting your Hoof Down, they had a close-up of Philomena.
>>3436334Yeah you're right, I forgot about that.I really should watch the show more.
>>3436314A lot of threads are anon threads. I haven't bothered to take a trip just to start new generals.
>>3436314Yes, well we all know how well that turned up, heh?
>>3436344Then why make an anon thread if you know nobody will trust you?
>>3436349It was fine until people started shitting it up at the end.
>>3436357Does it really matter?
