Old Horse: >>3426883Pony on, pony folk.
>rape
>butts
clink
>Ass Pirate thread
>>3429406It's confusing as fuck.I guess that's why most tumblr users have an inflated sense of self worth because they know how to use it.
What if God was one of us ?
>>3429463Then his favourite pony would be Celestia
>>3429463Just a slob like one of us?fuck I gotta listen to this now. Its not even on my hit list. Its just a classic
>>3429448Problem, Klondork?
>>3429439
>>3429470no sorry i talked to god it is fluttershy
POST SHEELA AND DJ ACID PLEASE
>>3429482Haha what a faggot, let's ruin him
>>3429439What kind of ship is that? Isn't that Pegasus shipped with thunderlane?
I love all the ponie s oddf much, I jsut wish I could put them ina big warm cuddl y ball and give them a great big huggy wuggy forever and ever
>>3429479no
>>3429482wow god is a pleb
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UPIS KLONDIKE IN YOUR CUP
Every time is a good time, Anon.
>>3429463if i was god, instead of giving everyone their own pony i would destroy and burn you all.i love you guys but if i had the power, i want you all dead.
>>3429470
Would you Pony this Pony?
>>3429496Good, because you're a pretty cool guy
>>3429492I have no idea, I just save these things
>>3429500But PinkieYou're in a coma. None of this real. You can never wake up
>>3429500>You will never find a Klondike in your cup
>>3429505someone needs to put a bucket of water on top of that door
If god had a ponywho would it be and would you ask if you could hugit when he's hugging it andall of his glory what kind would you beif you could be a pone
>>3429492Looks like one of the band ponies from the gala to me.
>>3429483No, fuck off.
>>3429537but then poor littele fluttershy will get sed and scared nad then later sadwhy would you do such a terrible thing?
Is that guy schizophrenic or something?
>>3429527THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS PINKIE IN YOUR COMA DREAMS
>>3429539Do you think god would go to bronycon?
>>3429505
>>3429564Who?
>>3429552YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF BUT THEN YOU POST THE PICTURETHIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE >Also Twilight is the one in the ass crackWhat a slut
I want to see a FIM shetland pony where they have really long hair and can barely see with the hair over their eyes, constantly bumping into things, having long conversations with a rock they thought was a friend, etc
>>3429570If he's a Flutterfag, yes.Eww.
>>3429539He would have best pony.In his generosity, He'd allow you to hug it.If I could be a pony, I'd be a Unicorn because I'd miss my hands too much.
Today was a good day for pone.The general was actually >fun and not shit.
>>3429567If I were ever a vegatable hooked up to a machineWould Pinkie be there?
>>3429598boop you
>>3429505Like what you see, Fluttershy?
my god, i've been lurking the generals for over 10 hours straight today, seeking >feels.what has become of my life?
"Never again"
I... I want to be a hero. I hate evil. I hate seeing people hurt and exploited. Is this normal?
>>3429607No, but Retardity does.
Why aren't you drawing?
DORKS
>>3429601WHETHER YOU WANTED IT OR NOT ANON
>>3429623WHY YOU ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN I JUST FINISHED
>>3429598It got good after Anonymous finally dropped that shit in that one terrible thread.
>>3429612Pfft I've browsed the general 24/7 during vacation times before.just embrace it
>>3429618Art request:Some artist make that pic, but replace Bruce with /co/-guy, and fluffy pony pics in the case. Add the "Never again" dialogue.
>tfw you get a new computer chair>but it squeaks too much when fapping>and the whole house can hear you>my face
>>3429623
>>3429621Me too anon, me too.
>>3429621Yes.Lawful Good for life
>>3429640seconding this.
Moralfags plz go
>>3429623Pinkie pls I just got here
>>3429623i drew some horse dicks but i dont know who to attach them too.
>>3429621By a motorcycle and a bug mask and fight crime. It's not that hard, anon.
>>3429640please someone do this
>>3429623Could you imagine it?Jelly Pinkie sliding into your dick and absorbing all your semen, forcing you to jerk off and ejaculate to get her out?
>>3429658Adachi please get a talent and a hobby.
>>3429630>Anon is a brain dead carrot on a bed>Pinkie faithfully stays by his side>Playing cards are scattered everywhere>"Nope! No sevens! Go fish!">"Ohrrrrhrhrhraaaaa!">"Here, let me just put the cards in you hand for you. You're so fun to play with!"
>>3429652>>3429647>>3429621I have this idealism, but I have nothing to do with it. I read stories of awful things happening and I get really angry. But I feel powerless to do anything about it. What do I do?
>>3429676Also a social link
>>3429684become Batman
>>3429630>>3429660
>>3429676Talent : Magic TricksHobby : Pushing Bitches and Whores into TVsSocial Link : Play P4 Golden
>>3429673>>3429657Should it be /co/-guy, Anonymous, or someone else to represent MLP GEneral?
>>3429681>she makes sure you win every game
>>3429652>tfw Neutral Good
>>3429700Okay fine whatever. I wanted to draw Flitter anyway.
HAI GAIZ I'M A A KAWAII NEKO GIRL AND I'M CHAOTIC GIRLBE CAREFUL BECAUSE I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANDOM
>>3429684You don't have to be Batman, swinging into the night and bunching burglarsJust live your life the best way you can. Give people the benefit of the doubt, put yourself in the place of others and never be a bi standard when you see something wrong. You are a good person. You dont need to be showy about it
>>3429703:3God I want to punch you
>>3429707should probably just be Anonymous.both boards used to do it, and both boards regret it.
>>3429707Marker pony
>>3429707If it's representing us, it would have to be Tex-Anon.
>>3429641HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>3429697>>3429663These are not realistic answers. Super heroes have magical powers or loads of money and would never work in the real world. I feel like such a selfish hypocrite. I have these ideals, but I don't do anything with them.
>>3429658Shit game for weaboos plz go
>>3429726
>>3429739>That image
>>3429618>>3429640>>3429657>>3429673>>3429707>>3429728>>3429729>>3429731Not interested.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228126?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
Bringing this here because I didn't realize the last horse was ded and posted it there.>>3429302>>3429346>Chubby pony falls asleep on top of you. Her full weight on top of you and her warm pudge shifting with each slow heavy breath gives you all the comfort you need to fall asleep>At some point during the night however she manages to shift herself around enough to where her large rump is smushed against your face and her snout is buried in your crotch.>A rumble from her thick tummy followed by a loud sputtering fart instantly wakes you up while she remains in her deep slumber.>She farts again, the smell is quite strong and now 'little anon' is awake and pressing against her face. You can't move underneath her bulk but you're too considerate to wake her up anyway so you spend the rest of the night wallowing in the scent of her effluence and unable to take care of the throbbing bulge between your legs.
>>3429658Adachi you cabbage fcking sub, you wrent even an interesting villian. You jsut thought eveyone was a whore
>>3429725>You don't have to be Batman, swinging into the night and bunching burglars>Just live your life the best way you can. Give people the benefit of the doubt, put yourself in the place of others and never be a bi standard when you see something wrong. You are a good person. You dont need to be showy about itNot good enough. I have zero tolerance for kids or other people getting hurt. Well, it's mostly kids.
>>3429739Anon ...yeah that one anon... if you're here please post the black Persona cosplayers please
>>3429758ABORT ABORT
>>3429762>fcking>jsut>wrent
>>3429623i need a fucking coffee fuck
>>3429758ouldnt sleepy rather do something snuggly?
>>3429758next game needs to have more slotsi cant get in
>>3429738Everyday I wish that I could get superpowers and could save the world.Then I realize that even if it did happen that the world is so complicated a place and that I understand so little of it that I would still manage to screw it up. Unfortunately real life isn't black and white like in comic books. Every thing is just grey.
>>3429724>Why Pinkie would be intolerable in real life
>>3429684Nothing
Every day I wish I could have King Crimson as a Stand and kill the shit out of people with it.
>>>/g/26372402
>>3429759Why.Honestly in that situation I'd be trying not to laugh rather than whyboner.
>>3429641I can't fucking breath, anon, if I die it's your fault.
>>3429765
>>3429763Where's that macro with some greek philosopher basically saying that in the end, the most important thing is to just live your life as best as you can and if there is a benevolent god, he'll sort everything out when the time comes
>>3429763Thres plenty of organizations you can join and volunteer for. Sure it seems small, but its the small things that count
What Olympic event would interest each pony the most?
>>3429681>she sleeps beside you all night>well, the 4 hours of sleep Pinkie needs to be completely refreshed>she sets cupcakes on your sleeping chest for you to eat.>she holds "parties" in your room, tying balloons to your wrists to raise your hands in the air for the music>it was all for your birthday, and she didn't want you to miss out on the fun>the staff doesn't let her sleep on you anymore, since her body vibrating at 120kHz 24/7 messes up the machines you're connected to
>>3429788what
>>3429789oh god as if fb couldnt get worse
>>3429789>Only one person in the thread bitching about the pony browserShit maybe I should go hang out in /g/ more often.
>>3429748What seems to be the problem, Anon?
>>3429802Rarity: poledancing
>>3429813Read JoJo
>>3429782Well aware of that. But kids are abused all the time. Lots of outright evil things happen. I was reading about 48 bodies of civilians, including children were found a few months ago. Children with their throats cut. That really bugs me.
>>3429623>>3429645>>3429700is it wrong to think that gummy pinkie would dress up in a robin suit and follow batman around on his rounds and then you know like there's the bank robber and batman scares him so he runs and then pinkie drops on his shoulders and says hi and he screams and she says why arent you drawing and he backs up right into batman and he turns around and batman shoves a pad of paper and a pencil into his hand and tells him to quit procrastinating and then commissioner gordon comes in and says arrest that man but he says no i need to art and the bank staff poses for him and then they break into song on pinkie's lead
>>3429802Only Dash and AJ would be intrested in the OlympicsThe rest probably don't give a fuck about it
>>3429798Oh god yesBlack Junpei is pretty much perfect>>3429762Eeveryone was a whore
>>3429813Is it weird if I wish I had a twin sister becasue of Mable?
>>3429782if I had superpowers I'd probably just drop off the grid and go around amusing myself with them.
>>3429753Which Drafag are you?...wait Ross?
>>3429824They even made Brotag a negro
>>3429782Sometimes I imagine I have near omnipotent power and can solve all sorts of things like magic.and then I imagine how things would get worse because of it. I might write a book
>>3429799>Where's that macro with some greek philosopher basically saying that in the end, the most important thing is to just live your life as best as you can and if there is a benevolent god, he'll sort everything out when the time comesFirst that's bs, and second God doesn't exist. If there's problems in the world we are the ones who have to solve them. >>3429800Probably what I'd end up doing.
>>3429759don't stop
>>3429865>>>/r/atheism
I-I'm so sorry for before, MLPG...
>>3429841>if I had superpowers I'd probably just drop off the grid and go around amusing myself with them.What a selfish dick. People don't hate the Rich because they're rich. It's because they have this great power and responsibility but squander it by being selfish bastards.
>tfw you will spend a little eternity on solving just one of your problemsbut no need to whine, got this far will go further. here, i made a sea pony for you.
>>3429826>Not Fluttershy: Pole dancing
>>3429862>and then I imagine how things would get worse because of it. I might write a bookThere's a million deconstructions of that kind of fantasy.
>>3429862Hey, it's already been written. It's called Superman, you fucking retard.
>>3429881i dont like you
>>3429845>>3429824That reminds mehttp://junes-pony.tumblr.com/
>>3429886It's too deep I can't even see it!
>>3429886She's pretty.
>>3429821former /g/ user hereIT'S FUCKING AWFULgo to /fit/ and do something productive with your time
>>3429886Too Yotsuba B for me.
>>3429882Yeah because what humanity needs is to be coddled and told exactly what to do by a living god.May I refer you to >>3429895
>>3429862Check out Super boy Prime's Good End comic. He has to team up with the US government because they keep trying to catch him.
>>3429880/r/atheism just bitches about women and the religious. They're really awful, awful people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n0P6oG6nHMPLATINUM DISCO IS OUT
>>3429886>>3429911>>3429903 is this what you expected?
>>3429881I'll be okdon't be afraid to try again, but give me some time to warm up
Why don't we talk a little bit less about why the real world sucksAnd talk a little bit more about poniesSweetie Belle is best filly, if you disagree on this matter then you are objectively wrong.
Look at her in the eyes and tell her she's ugly
>>3429890that was my first choice then i decided to go for the "rarity is a slut" angle. i feel bad now.fluttershy would definitely enjoy poledancing in a completely nonsexual way. she's perfect for it.
>>3429926Hey, nice, I was expecting a real seapony so, this was good
>>3429931fuck off shitheap I'm trying to justify why trying to singlehandedly manage the entire human race is a terrible idea
>>3429931She is indeed my favourite but I could understand and respect if others feel differently.
>>3429934AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HORRIBLE!
>>3429934Rainbow Dash you're...uh..I can't do it.....Rainbow Dash you're.....fuck ugly
>>3429934She's not but you're out of your mind if you don't think she's a cunt.
>>3429946...Why?
>>3429912If you have some great power that no one else has, it gives you more responsibility."With great powers come great responsibility"Doesn't matter if you're rich, smart, or whatever.
>>3429926I love your art so much.
I want draw a pony.Please name a pony to draw.
>>3429951>>3429950You all are terrible people
>>3429964Silver Spoon
>>3429964Blossomforth
>>3429964Rock Hard: >>3429881
Why do people like awful Ponies like Rainbow Dash and Trixie?How the fuck did Rainbow Dash the bitchiest of the main six get to be the unofficial mascot of the show?
>>3429759WRITE MOAR FASTER
>>3429978Fuck off.
>>3429964spike
>>3429868But that's where it ends, dear anon.You must remain like that for the entire night with her blasting your face in hot smelly winds flapping between the crack of her large derriere and completely unable to satisfy your lust.Good thing you're wearing boxers tonight. Maybe you can slip it through the front hole and get it in her mouth. She's so used to having it put in their she'll probably start automatically sucking on it while still technically asleep.
>>3429960Fuck responsibility.
>>3429980the bitchiest one is you, anon.its not rainbow dash.its you.
>>3429934You're a cunt Dash. You treat others like shit. Maybe you're not as bad as Gilda but you're only a few steps removed.
>>3429991>>>/b/
>>3429994But that's not Fluttershy
>>3429960No, trying to take command of something gives you responsibility. If I wake up tomorrow and wake up with the power to hurl the earth into the sun if I so please then it does not become my responsibility to tell everyone to calm the fuck down and undergo an age of enlightenment or I'm turning this entire rock around and we're going several miles in the other direction.
>>3429987This is a chubby pony we're talking. That's not the only thing that's frequently in her mouth. I'd be worried she'd do something a little less gentle.
>>3429899>reading through this>Teddie is still a bearI mean he should be but...
>>3429926
I don't like ponies.
>>3429993But Anonymous, you are Anonymous.Therefore you yourself are the bitchiest one
>>3429917/r/atheism isn't even about atheism, it's about being as big a progressive extreme liberal as you can be so you can pat yourself on the back like you're a fucking hero for mankind.Meanwhile they shit all over anyone who disagrees with them, especially religious people. They care more about religion than religious people do.I'm an atheist and I can't stand that shithole.
>>3430011Stop with that Reddit shit you fucking assholes.
>>3429980>Why do people like awful Ponies like Rainbow Dash and Trixie?Can't explain Dash. She went to pure shit in S2. But Trixie is an amusing antagonist. Nothing to obsess over. Not as cool as say, Iron Will or Gilda.
Well look at general tonight...being all generally.What if General...What if next season...there is a summer episode where the ponies go to the beach and meet sea ponies.Do you think they would wear bathing suits?
>>3429961thank you!also, the sun has already risen over here we shouldn't be awake.
>>3430011Go to discuss about it on Reddit you faggots.
>>3430020What would a pony bathing suit even look like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr3x_RRJdd4
>>3430011>I'm an atheistSo what kind of shit do you do in your religion?Do you pray about how God doesn't exist?Do you meet up at the club and all spend 2 hours talking about God not existing?
>my little reddit general
>>3430020Fuck you.
>>3429982But anon, he's a good OC for shipping with other OCs.
Did anyone cap that brief Rainbow Dash >feel quest from last night?
>>3430019Nothing about Dash changed between seasons, just retards who like to cherrypick what episodes they get her behavior from.
>>3430020That would be silly.But also a great set up for gags."Why do we need bathing suits anyway?"
>>3430036It's shit.
>>3429980Because Lauren Faust made Rainbow Dash a mary-sue because she is the closest to her favorite pony fyre-flye.
>>3429964Silver Spoon eating from a golden spoon.
>>3430020Simpsons did it.
>>34300460/10
>>3430009My god...if that's really true then...there's only one thing to do.post pone farts
Why don't you have fun anymore?
>>3430020I don't want them to go to the beach and not be attacked by a giant sea creature
>>3430020They will wear bathing suits, and anatomyfags will get mad because they'll wear tops
>>3430024It's just rising where I am so I should really go to bed but I probably won't.
>>3430033>/mlp/ - Reddit and Moral Philosophy General
>>3430050>Silver Spoon eating from a golden spoon.DYEWTS
>>3430054Because Fun does not exist.
>>3430063They're horses, and the show keeps fucking forgetting!
>>3430036Oh go write about your protractor-butt pony already.
>tfw the only non-furry in mlpg
>>3430054>funGet out of MLPG casual hipster sperglord autism best pony.
>>3430053Postpone farts? I'm fine with that. Wouldn't want this thread getting ruined.
>>3430085
QuickName your pony's favorite>Movie>Dessert>Snackfood
>>3430085There's... furries in MLPG? I thought it was just that Wolf Nanakai faggot.
>>3430086Seaponies are shitI hope they never are in the show
>>3430032We hold weekly prayers, praying for gravity to maintain its hold on our galaxy lest it set its vengeful wrath upon us returning us to the atomic soup from which the universe began
>>3430080But Rarity designed them dresses even when Faust was at her full horse speedWhy would a bathing suit be any different?
>>3430092It's PatIt's PatIt's Pat
>>3430097everyone here fits one of the more inclusive definitions
[spaghetti]
>>3430052>implying I'm wrong
>>3430092BraeburnBrokeback MountainBig Mac CumDickings
>>3429931>Sweetie Belle looks sad.What's the first thing you do?
>>3430085I don't want to sex ponies either.I just want to hug and pet them.
>>3430079>>3430086Bullshit. If you hated fun you'd hate Pinkie Pie and we all know almost nobody here hates Pinkie Pie.
>>3430082Fine, maybe I willI gotta have something for TAW next time I see them, right?and in case there was any confusion, that's not my OC and I wasn't the person who posted it
>>3430097This nigga
>>3430092DiamondsDiamondsDiamondsCan you guess the pony?
Why are they so pig like and bald?
>>3430133Bon Bon?
>>3430133Diamondjack
>>3430121Hugs.The answer is always hugs.
>>3430133Slut Racer
>>3430124
>>3430121"Ay ay! Something wrong?"
>>3430089you've won this round pinkiebut i'll be back
>>3430124But I- no you're right.You are right.
>>3430133Spike?
>>3430029I used to see faggots walking around with signs like that all the time in high school. Well now I know where it all came from.
>>3430124I fucking loathe Pink Theist
>>3430123Sexing ponies is really easy, though.>"S'cuse me - are you a mare or a stallion?"
>>3430085You've got a problem with furries?
>>3430123fucking furry
>>3430124I hate Pinkie because I will never hug her
>>3430157That lazy artist again? What the fuck is wrong with him?
>>3430156it begins?
>>3430156You know, all that would get you is a hoof in your face.
>>3430148>Ay why you crying?
>>3430155Is there anything you don't hate?You seem like a very pathetic human being.
>>3430155>pink theistEvery time.
>>3430123i wish i could have ponies as my pets too
>>3430165>Implying.It's like you don't go to sleep hugging your little pillow as if it was her
This thread is now [deep]
>>3430174>"I broke a wheel on my scooter!">"Whatcha, you gonna have to work for your uncle sellin' corn 'til you can get a new one, then."
>>3430092UpVanilla Ice CreamJube Jubes
>>3430187But my pillow isn't fluffy nor does it smell of cotton candy
>>3430178I like SpikeI like ToothlessI like JoJo's Bizarre AdventureI like the Platinum DiscoI like Apple Boring, Big Red, Old Green, and little YellowI enjoy Pasta
>>3430203It's all in your head, anon.Just try.
>>3430159no, now it's[spooky]seriously what is with people and the no audio, it's like you faggots view 4chan with vanilla.
>>3430194Still not as deep as Twilight!
>>3430215>I like Apple BoringYou're alright in my book.
>>3430215I don't like stroganoff. Never have. And yet all the times my mom made it for dinner I never had the heart to tell her.
>>3430219Your tulpa magic won't work on me
>>3429898>>3429982>>3430044I-I promise I'll be good! I swear!Just don't hurt them good Anons, it's not their fault they found my dic- me attractive...>>3429927O-Okay...Should I, uhm... give you a massage or s-something?
>>3430187But that's just a pillow.It won't fidget during the night because it won't be dreaming of candies and parties.It won't sigh contentedly every you move in your bed, because it's just a pillow and your movements aren't reminding it that you're sharing the bed with it.It also won't snuggle up to you when there's a draft. It won't seek out your body heat, and wrap its little front legs around your arm and squeeze it tightly for reassurance.And most of all it won't nudge you awake when it has woken up, and it won't greet you with a little grin and a chirpy "Good morning, Anon!"
>>3430237Well then fuck you
>>3430194This sounded familiar..and then it started...downloaded
What is your favorite book?What is your favorite pony's favorite book?
>>3430242Fuck off
>>3430242Do you know that the more you force it the more hate it will get, right?
>>3430237[ONLY TUPLAS CAN READ THIS POST]Get a loud of this faggot, thinking Tupla magic ever fails[/ONLY TUPLAS CAN READ THIS POST]
>>3430173It's supposed to be a joke, anon.
>>3430251Yeah. But after a while, it will feel like it's breathing in your arms.
>>3430254Glad someone on here shares my at least some of my taste in music.
>>3430254............How do i do this exactly?
pbbpppfpfft
>>3430273I take it you are trying to make a tulpa, right?
>>3430277>save
>>3430261Slaughterhouse-FiveAnimal Farm
>>3430276....download canceled.
>>3430148Best answer. Always ask what's wrong.>>3430121Hugs are always helpful, too.
>>3430242I'm sorry, but it looks like now just isn't a good timeIt's not your fault, honest.
>>3430284Pinkie, that's silly
>>3430292I'm so sorry.
>>3430277Well the song is embedded in the image, I think oggchan can extract the sound file from the image just as easily as it put it there.
>>3430242Get the fuck out faggot.
>>3430261GadsbyShe doesn't read books she's too busy making dresses and looking like a slut.
>>3430292>>3430303
>>3430292What, am I not allowed to like the same shit as other people?I thought you were a bro, Klondike.
somebody tell me what i did wrong please
>>3430235You can go fuck yourself. Stroganoff is food for strong communist worker.
>>3430317You're allowed to like Alplblewn.
>This thread
>>3430215>I like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure>I like Apple Boring
>>3430321Everything.
>>3430321Just because someone got upset with you doesn't mean it's the end of the worldunless several people are getting upset with you over a long period of time. Then it's time to reevaluate what you're doing.
>>3430321You forgot to capitalize the beginning of your sentence and to end it with some form of punctuation for starters.
I now know why ponies don't wear swim suits... to imagine it looking good. So have a water themed pone
Fuck this shit, I'm going to fap to Apple's
>>3430292there's always youtube and snipmp3
>>3430333wtf am I looking at.
>>3430333bdn pls
why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>3430332No.[1]
>>3430349>capitalize>zgoof'd.
>>3429987>>3430003We'll say for the sake of your dick that in this particular dream she's suckling upon a big fat popsicle that leaks a sweet tasting substance the more she sucks on it. HAHA THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS I've got other shit to do aside from giving boners to a few anons in the general.
>>3430350Well think of it like a one piece.A Bikini look wouldn't work, yeah.
>>3430366Because she's not a sheBig Mac is the miracle of the universe
>>3430350its good
>>3430350I'm drawin Sweetie Belle in a swimsuit because I can and it's going to be adorable
>>3430368You failed at linking music. You failed at looking good. You fail at life.
>>3430334What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>3430369Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded.
>>3430380Draw. Draw like the wind.
>>3430391but the wind doesn't draw
>>3430333
>>3430369>what is American EnglishThat made me feel sick to even type.
>>3430350>water parkSomeone should draw the cast, or just some random ponies riding splash mountain and making funny faces at the camera as they go down the fall.
>>3430380>Inb4 crotchboobsFUCK YOU ANON, FUCK YOU.
>>3430384Teach me how to be pretty like you, anon-sama
>>3430394Fuck you I can draw.
>>3430374>implying
>>3430334>this thread
>That feel when no one makes new mafia...
did someone say pony farts?because pony farts aren't enough. I need more things to do with pony buttholes.
>>3430394I beg to differ
>>3430407>not liking crotchboobsYou fucking scumbag.
>>3430414He's kinda right
>>3430333I will slap your shit so hard
>Musky>Sweaty>Churning>Heavy>Hefty>Swollen>Warm>Smooth
>>3430415That car's gonna get raped.
MLPG Hamburger Time Mini Journal Day 93Flavor of the day: HappinessPost count for 07/23/12: 7576A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TDOAY IT SEEMSI AM HAPPY THAT IT WAS A GOOD DAY FOR YOU GUYSI SAW POTATO FIELDS AND ROCKS ALL DAYBut seriously I saw some talk about crabs and other things and it seemed like a fun time for every. Good stuff.
>>3430380It had better have little frills. S'all I'm sayin'.
>>3430394Looks like SOMEONE hasnt painted with all the colors of the wind.
>>3430431Balls.
>>3430380Hello, Ross.
>>3430407I'm not going to ruin my potentially cute picture with THAT
>>3430427Not that guy but I only like them if they are small and cute
>>3430362a fluffy mother mother cooked with soup in her belly made of her foals
>>3430426>The first time she saw a desert Rainbow Dash spent a week drawing stuff with the wind
>>3430450Oh nice, I like you
>>3430437>a fun time for everyEvery what? EVERY WHAT? DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN', LETH.
>>3430431>thick>bulging>plump
>>3430437Leth, I always love interpreting what times you were on the general from your HT reports
>>3430415WHY WOULD YOU RAPE AN EXIGE LIKE THAT
>>3430441Okay.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvvZ1TEQRB8
>>3430437>00:01RUINED FOREVER
>>3430437>Tdoay
>>3430441Pocahontas plspls Pocahontasur husban is ded
>>3430437(\/)i_i(\/),,(___),,
>>3430065>I should really go to bed but I probably won't.my african-american confidant
>>3430437What is Leth doing that's been keeping him busy?
>>3430415LOOK AT TINY BABY CAR.IT IS SO SMALL
>>3430450I LOVE YOU
>>3430373Your bailing scorecard is getting awfully full, anon. I'd hate to see you run out of room for the hole punch.You KNOW what happens then.
>>3430437Seriously, why did you stop doing morale and horsefucking levels?
>>3430468But it's an Elise, not an Exige.
>>3430433by you?
>>3430437>no picture
>>3430486Living.You've probably never heard of it.
>>3430455Why?Are they really negative or something? Don't they want to have nice fantasies about cute ponies or being cool or whatever?
>>3430437>I SAW POTATO FIELDS AND ROCKS ALL DAYAre you in Idaho?
>>3430486Road trip, as far as I can tell
>>3430493>>3430486He's been doing a lot if RL stuff.
>>3430438It's going to be frilly and adorable and colorful>>3430449>this is the first time I've been called rossI'M SO INSULTEDmaybe i shoulda worm my namebut the time has passed
>>3430493He's busy.Things to do real life etc.
>>3430481My dark skinned compatriot
>fluffy ponies
>>3430437>I SAW POTATO FIELDSDid you at least took a picture of it?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228236?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3430498But doesn't it make sense that since I'm unaware of an mlpg trip's activities and you are, that I am in fact the one living my life?
>>3430437can you count to potato fields?
>>3430437>miss the crab talkshit
>>3430507I'd love to
>>3430510That's no excuse.
would you drink your favorite ponies' pimple pus?
>>3430296I, I'll stand back...>>3430263>>3430264>>3430307Y-You too...I mean, okay, I'll just... stand here... Not bother you...... Maybe we'll play together l-later? I'm sorry, I'll stop.
>>3430533That sounds awfulWhy would either of us want that
>>3430533
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228236?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>ilda
>>3430538>>3430507>deleted his post because he forgot to avatarhahaha
>>3430538>deleting to avatarfagNO THIS IS NOT A THING YOU SHOULD BE DOING
>>3430501That is a good and correct guess
>>3430533Why would even you that ask?
>>3430538>>3430507What a fucking idiot.
>>3430500They're almost entirely populated by 16-year-old tryhards and a 40-year-old guro fetishist, as well as a few pedophiles who use it as an outlet.They're here because Gavalanche spammed the gore and torture stories, so they figured that was what they'd always been, never having bothered to look at the older stories.
>>3430533no
Man I feel like drawing something...While I search for a proper mood ring.
>>3430039pls respond
>>3430565Reginald.
>>3430565Pony in boxer shorts!
>>3430565Draw pony pimples
>>3430565Draw a pony drawing a human looking for a mood ring.
>>3430565DRAW PONE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW MOOD RING WORKS
>>3430562Why are we so good at making bad things?
>>3430565MT, my dear, in the vein of ponies in swimsuits, and since that guy is already drawing Sweetie in hers, perhaps you'd like to field Rarity's? Or perhaps one of the other CMC, since they obviously all want to go to a beach/lake/water park together.
>>3430576pls stop
>>3430565draw astronaut pony
>>3430492I'm unreliable as fuck and I know itI-I'm sorry
>>3430579>filename>implying
>>3430586>good at making bad thingsUhhh no, we're good at making good/fun things, everyone else just feels the need to go and fuck everything up.
>>3430565AJ in a silly hat
>>3430549
>>3430526>autism in actionjust take the insult, kid
>>3430599My goal is to lose 30lbs by the next Bronycon.40 if I'm on a roll.
SOMEONE SHOULD STREAM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THIS WEEKEND
>>3430468thats an elisenot quite as powerful but, the whole point of lotuses is to be fun to drive
>>3430602>you are now aware that animals probably shit in fluttershy's mane/tail
>>3430500>as well as a few pedophiles who use it as an outlet.lolwut?
>>3430608>30 lbs>in a yearThat's fucking lazy.
>>3430609mite b coolis there ponies in it?
>>3430608Eat less calories than you spend and you will lose weight, it's simple.dont fall for those shitty diets
Is it time yet, MLPG?
>>3430624next bronoco is in december
>>3430426
>>3430608Read:http://4chanfit.wikia.com/wiki/Harsh%27s_Worksheet_%28WIP%29
>>3430592but what if your pimples were pones
>>3430626Uh...yes..
>>3430608You going to lift also or just go on defecit to purely lose weight?
>>3430629Time to hit that shit with a lead pipe? You bet.
>>3430624160-170ish is about normal for someone who's 5'5".>>3430628I know. I need to start actually exercising and shit. On the plus side I've been drinking teas, juices and water instead of soda, and have been on a salad kick lately.
>>3430602Fixed for accuracy
>>3430640Luckily I don't have pimples...But then I won't have ponies...Fuck.
>>3430431>buttery>baby
>>3430605>autism There's that word again anon
>>3430651>baby batter>man gravy
>>3430618you have no idea of the horrors that lurk behind the [Reply] button of a fluffy pony thread.
>>3430646>5'5 Dash would call you a small fry.
>>3430350>a pony named swan
>>3430666>>3430646Satans right, Scherzo. You a tiny little guy.
Thanks for joining the stream guys! I'll iron out the problems from this stream to make the next one even better!
>>3430663I have a very good idea, unfortunately.I lurked one a few months ago when they were sort of just starting out. My god, I'm sure it's much worse now but... man...
>>3430666I know, I'm short. I'm actually 5'6" I think. Haven't measured myself for a long, long while.>>3430632From what I understand they were ditching the Summer and Winter ones, and just doing one in the Summer. There's still nothing concrete about when the next one is.Really wish they would say so I could get the plushie making business into high gear to sell shit at the next one
>rose at the mention of genitals
>>3430663I don't get the connection between fluffy ponies and pedos though.
>>3430670Hey, she's better off than her brother Belly Flop.
>>3430661Maybe the reason people keep calling you autistic is because you behave in a way that appears to be evidence of autism?Try not doing that anymore, maybe that'll fix the problem.
which pony has the biggest pimples?
>>3430670>Swan
>>3430634Look! More hidden footprints.
My new pony mouse pad is too shiny and my mouse keeps not responding well on it.
>>3430696Rarity also this is canon
>>3430696Stop that.
>>3430690It is so hard to see that tiger as anything but a big kitty after that.
Which pony would be the funnest to shrink and eat alive?
>>3430690What happened to its tail?
I don't like posting this shit here, but I'm going to make this exception.
>>3430691Because the Fluffy Ponies are like children in that they can't speak properly and have a very childlike inflection and skewed grammar>huwt >pweese>me no want huwties
>>3430718Fluffy pony poster plz go.
>>3430718this is like the dumbest fetish
>>3430721its father was a rabbit.
>>3430722I
>>3430722Ahaha holy shit Tess my sides
>>3430722My sides are obliterated, good work Tess.
>>3430647I call bullshit.
>>3430722What the fucking fuck
>>3430722Who are you?
>>3430707It'll get better soon. dead skin from your wrist will dull the new off of it quick and it'll work just fine. Probably. You might just have a shitty mouse.Also >tfw you have a nice new pony Phoenix mousepad, but you keep using your old homosuck spirograph one because you don't want to mess the new one up.
>>3430722THOSE FUCKERS
>>3430722to me this is more disgusting than funny, but it is a little bit funny.
>>3430722You know this seems like the type of thing you could openly tell people you've seen and they wouldn't believe you.
>>3430718fluttershy, i would eat her all day
>>3430712If I ever ran into a tiger in the wild I would die so fast since my first reaction would be "KITTY!"
>>3430751Sorry.
>>3430745
>>3430722Tess isnt very funny, is he?
>>3430742i'm inclined to agree
TESS PLS INK THAT TWIRITYANON THING
I'm back!
>>3430747It's a fairly new g400 so I don't think it's the mouse, and it works fine on different surfaces.I might have to take some sandpaper or something and rough it up a little.
Time for your monthly mental checkup mlpg.Tell me what you see in the following inkblot tests.
I am a man of constant sorrow.
I'm a Republican
>>3430774wolf skull
>>3430764Everyone who responded to the post you just quoted said the exact. same. thing.
>>3430724>Because the Fluffy Ponies are like children in that they can't speak properly and have a very childlike inflection and skewed grammarOh fuck me I'm going to be sick.... It was bad when it was just try hards /b/ kiddies, but it's all just stupid fantasy and trying to be edgy. But that's a whole other level man. Can we report them to the FBI already?
>>3430774A man with a giant cock.
>>3430764He did lament the fact he forgot to put a crying Lady Liberty in the corner.
>>3430774I see smaller
>>3430770That thing has a very small dick for a horse.
>>3430781And I'm a PC.
>>3430778someone should draw the CMC singing that song
>>34307742 nanaki cocks sword fighting
>>3430774cow skull
>>3430774A jackal.
>>3430774Some divegrass player with his arms opened up celebrating a goal.
>>3430722Ross fuck off.
>>3430774A slightly chubby rabbit's head
>>3430774A Devil.
>>3430774A fox wearing an oddly shaped gas mask.
>>3430700HERE COMES INSPIRATION
>>3430774Wolf head
>>3430774Horse penis
>>3430774That ship from Einhander.
>>3430718Pinkie Pie would probably jump around in your stomach and make you throw up.
>>3430774top down view of my having my hands on roses ass and dick in her wet cunt.
>>3430785Yes. I'll still voice my opinions
>>3430774A Fencing Fox about to stab my shit and I have low HP.
>>3430600Sometimes I think of the General as a Monastery, the home of the Wǒ de Xiǎomǎ Dàhuì monks.Behind its walls, in our courtyard, we perfect our minds, bodies and souls with >feels, memes and other such creativity - our Kung-Fu, of sorts, our "Xiaoma Quan."And then some tourist looks over the walls, gets a video on his camera phone, flails around after watching them for a half a minute (he got distracted and never got back to it ever) and then he opens up a school of his own in a strip mall somewhere and calls it Pony-Fu.They see what we do, and think HEY COOL I CAN DO THAT TOO, AND I DON'T NEED *THEM* TO HELP ME!And then they fuck it up.And then their students hear about the Monks who seclude themselves from the rest of the world and decide to teach us a lesson with a bastardized, shoddy imitation of our own style.
Alright, and this one?
>>3430814WHEN MY MUSIC MEETS YOUR SCIENCE
>>3430774wet and welcoming marecunt.netxt.
>>3430814You're so great for knowing about Paul Williams
>>3430833YOU LIKE CASTLEVANIA DONT YOU
>>3430770>>3430790If your special talent is dicks, you'll need something larger.
>>3430833ghandi
>>3430833final boss
>>3430840Did I say I was an expert on him?Fuck you jerk ;_;
>>3430833The Guyver about to use his chest laser.
>>3430833A crown on a fly's head
>>3430833Buddhist monk with lobster claws for hands in a meditative position.
>>3430833Necromorph.
>>3430833a chanting mudoken facing me
>>3430836>>3430849Anon pls nonoplspls Anon
>>3430833a nanaki cock spraying a fountain of jizz
>>3430774Nanaki wearing the Pyro's gas mask.
>>3430833A spirit of some sort>captcha renglext ghosts,2 spooky
>>3430833Dragonfly
>>3430833A man trying to catch a butterfly with both his hands
>>3430833It looks like a mantis with crab-claws trying to grab a butterfly.
>>3430836get the fuck out of here, you worthless faggot.if you're not some kinda tryhard edge teenager wannabe, you're some kinda 40-year-old man with a genuine guro/torture fetish, the kind that deserves to rot in an american prison.
>>3430833The Final Area from Earthbound (The Devil Machine I think.)
>>3430828But we're monks.So we're not supposed to give a fuck.Let's just keep making more awesome stuff.
>>3430774An Ox's skull.
>>3430835THEY'RE THE BIGGEST OF THE GIANTS
>>3430847No, you misunderstood.His special talent is inspecting dicks
This pic gives me an erection. Huge black glasses fetish.
>>3430833a protoss archon
And lastly, this one.
>>3430897how do you know you're not just aroused by third best pony?she is very pretty
>>3430833A Barbo-bot with chainsaw hands and D cups of justice.
>>3430906AJ with a pipe buckin a tree so hard her hat came off.
>>3430724>>3430786>>3430836>>3430849>>3430861>>3430786Do we have a link supporting a link to the pedos or is that just conjecture?
>>3430906Snails
>>3430861these things are so fucking annoying to readfwu fwu no bad huwt ow fwuffy babbeh mummy...fucking hell, who writes this shit
>>3430906A woman holding a baby while reclining in a chair.
>>3430906Roger from American Dad kissing Tommy Pickles from Rugrats.
We Nanaki now?
>>3430906A landmass.
>>3430897>Dash with glasses
>>3430906Lighthouse
>>3430906The crushed skull of my vanquished enemyor some butterflies maybe
>>3430929only if you're going to post his oc ponycock
>>3430906Popcorn
>>3430906no, fucking idea
>>3430892AND THEY'LL SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS, AND THROW THE TROUBLES AWAY-AY-AY~
>>3430906A dodo bird and a little girl riding a toboggan uphill.
>>3430774This is a person in very big pants looking between their legs as their shirt tails flap up.
>>3430906Gonzo and Elmo smoking corn-cob pipes.Gonzo has just thrown his into the air.
>>3430907>>3430897Dash has never done anything for me normally. Huge Rarity and Twilight guy. But those glasses, and thatlook. Wow. Also notice how human Dash's face is. Her nose is so small and human-like. Not horsey.
>>3430906a popped pony pimple
>>>/v/148251214These guys.
FFS it's like you guys have never heard of or saw Yukkuris
Which pony is the most insecure about her gender?
>>3430963lel le /v/ post xD
>>3430940Will this do?
>>3430836>>3430849>>3430861>Fluffy spam in the night threadsLife is suffering
>>3430966We have, in fact. Which is another reason we hate what fluffy pony has become. The people who turned into what it is now, weren't even original in doing so. Half the torture stuff is directly lifted from yukkuri comics.
>>3430963
>>3430967Fluttershy wishes she had been born a boy so that she would have more confidence.Butterscotch wishes he had been born a girl for the same reason.
>>3430833It's a bunch of people talking.>>3430906And this one s either a man and his daughter or a man smoking a pipe while wearing a fez....
>>3430983but pinkie pieyou are /v/
>>3430912yes. guro is one of the internet's greatest evils, and it's adherents are scum of the earth. It makes it very easy to distinguish degenerates and perverts of the worst kind online, because they post it.keep that shit out of here.
>>3430976>deadi'm freaked out
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY TO THE BLUE CORN MOON
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228310?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3430884你明白。Let's.
There's something wrong with this thread...
>Get back online after a long campout>Based janitor is hereAw yiss
>>3431005Is that a photo shop?
>>3431005
>>3431013Is it that it's not general enough?
>>3430974It's nice, but not what we're looking for at this time
>>3430906Metal...Gear?!
>>3430995maybe you should stay off the internet if you're going to be a moralfag
>>3431026Im feeling like its only about a lieutenant colonel right now
>>3431005>>3431025Reddit pls
someday love will find you
>>3431033>moralfag/b/ is that way:<----------
>>3431043BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU
>>3430774Animal skull of some kind.>>3430833Alien thing with head like an exposed brain and big claws either side>>3430906...Lyra on a bench.
>>3431043I want to draw, not fuck.
>>3431043
>>3431043and on that day i will walk away from it because i don't trust it.
>>3431020is legit
>>3431057True love won't desert you
>>3431052
>>3431029How's this?And that's a Bad Dragon dildo.
>>3431025>not shooping FASTENAL to SENTENAL
do not open this spoiler, you know exactly what it is
>>3431043>>3431046>>3431061You guys have no idea how much I love that song.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7p2NJfGKxk
>>3431063rip broquest
>>3431043.......Sure. The universe will just split open and shower me with goodness. I think not. Hell is other people.
>>3431043It already did. In the form of a little girl's cartoon. Yay. There's just no point in giving a fuck anymore.
>>3430995Sometimes a person just can't control what they find enticing, sexually or not.You can only hope that they keep their desires entirely in the realm of fantasy or choose to seek help.
>>3431076WHY DO I HAVE SPOILER REMOVAL TURNED ON IN 4CHANX.
>>3431043but it wont be with her...
>>3431078How can you mourn the death of something that was never alive to begin with
>>3431076
>>3431091come on it was planned and everything
>>3431077You have no idea how much of a pleb you are.
>>3431043I love this songit's already found me
>>3431076I don't know what I expected.
>>3431077>MFW it came on a shuffled playlist earlier today
>>3431076that's a pretty long cockis nanaki really packing that much?
>>3431069Why don't you do it sentenal-hate anon?
>>3431111Shut up Sentenal
>>3431110>implying it was really nanaki's cock
>>3431110
>>3431085>meek human FSFuck that noise.
>>3431102>tfw Dadrocker for life.Fuck the hipster police.
>>3431110No. That is not actually Nanaki's dick. The image's EXIF data showed it as having been taken months and months before he supposedly snapped the pic and posted it.Little fucker lied.
>>3431065I guess I'll allow it
>>3431116Shut up Sentenal
>>3431111>Implying it's just ONE guy that laughs at Sentenal
Why and when did MLPG go from hating Nanaki to becoming fascinated with his dick?
>>3431118shit nigga that's kawaii
pls dont open thispls
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.”How old is this rock, pinhead?”The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian””Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
>>3431121...But Fluttershy is meek. It wouldn't be her if she wasn't meek.
>>3430828So if we're monks... who's the Abbot? Who's our Pai Mei?
>>3431136lol so ironic!
>>3431136We got real gay real fast this summer.
>>3431046>>3431061>>3431077>>3431103>>3431109
>>3431140>Spoiler fail.
>>3431142The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.Semper Fi.
DROP IT
>>3431140>anon in charge of spoilersFuck me
>>3431118klondike?
>>3431133So you're actually serious then?
>>3431127>months and monthsIt was dated 2009, as a matter of fact.
>>3431077>>3431102>>3431124Journey are awful but I sort of like listening to them sometimes too.
>>3431136Trolls and asshats.
>>3431144Leth is probably our Poni Llama.GG is the wandering Ascetic who decided to stop in for a while and share his experience and stories with the cloister.
>>3431162Just let it go, man.
>>3431076>pushing down on the base to make it look larger>angling it slightly so it points up towards the camera
Which pony is the worst dancer?
>>3431171Drop it, dude.
>>3431150It was only natural given the economic climate of stagnate growth.
>>3431162
>>3431156>>3431142This isn't ponies.
>>3431153I would a Luna while she wore a bee costume. I could make terrible puns about her 'honeypot'.
>>3431142>The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators)
>>3431180>A pony named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag
>>3431156I didn't know Reagan wrote fanfic.
>>3431175Look, it's over, just let it drop.
>>3431194>implying Reagan could read and write
>>3431156>Navy Seal>Semper Fiwhy did this make me laugh the most?
>>3431196Ok, only because I'm going to bed but before I leave drop it
>>3431194>Reagan sighed as he drew his katana...
>>3431205Nothing Good
>>3431144>>3431170Our Pai Mei, the badass who rips apart any who cross him, is our friend the Janitor.Nobody knows his true name, and nobody can control him - but those who awaken his wrath, do not survive.
>>3431216
>>3431221>Regan>Katana>Not a glorious American-made maul
Kick it
Streaming Pony starting with A Friend Indeed. http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242Will start ASAP.
Would you a humanized pone if she had a massive futa horsecock?
is she talking about this ending?http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=LLMCxSViqDtJmXRD2G7JQycA&v=JS5jioC2T1U&feature=player_detailpage#t=2326s
>>3431196>it's overhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDGtnAnY7w
>>3431248Probably notMale or female only, intersex is weird.
>>3431143But I like her more like she acted in "May the best pet win" in the song.
>>3431239You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go
>>3431248that just sweetens the deal
>>3431252>cried at the wedding episodes>creeped out at the wedding episodes
>>3431239EXERT STRESS WHEN I EXPORT BEATSTHEN EXHILARATE THE HEART AND EXTERMINATE THE WEAKEXECUTION LEVEL X NO WAY TO EXPLAIN ITIM X X X BITCH TRIPLE X RATED
>>3431110No. He lies about it. Said that was his dick but it's really not.
Can you guys please talk about something else?
>>3431286You're not helping!
vimeo.com/42481478Password: fluttershy>The part where they spill spaghetti on the giant toy pony and you can see their hearts breaking as it's ruined forever>Bronies stole my best friend>The gay kid with obvious and sever psychological issues>The part where he orders happy meals and asks for girl toys and then is disappointed that he continuously got the "worst pony" toy, but proceeded to eat every single happy meal.>This film cost $322,022 to produce and was funded entirely by the Brony community making anonymous donations via kickstarterThread:>>>/tv/24556856
>>3431286Can you post a timestamped pic? Faggot.
>>3431274would you noscope a changeling___sexually?
>>3431286have fun being bombarded with questions
>>3431274OFFDARAILZ
goodnight MLPG
>>3431300Write the timestamp on your dick.
>>3431298>This film cost $322,022 to produce and was funded entirely by the Brony community making anonymous donations via kickstarterthis isn't true, there's another brony film being made thats not out yet. THAT one had the donations.
>>3431298could you be any slower with that video
>>3431310What's good about it?
>>3431274WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WAAAAA;GLDJKH;NSAIDJHG;/SDJ;GAHSDLGB;HAARRAAAAAA.
>>3431253http://donitz.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-vs-Walking-315077296
>>3431298>This film cost $322,022 to produce and was funded entirely by the Brony community making anonymous donations via kickstarterBut that's a different film, retard.
>>3431298that shit is sold
>>3431229Poor Snails.
>>3431298>linking to the generalyou fucking asshole
>>3431319Oh thank Christ.I thought this was THE Documentary.Also, whatever happened to that Commercial?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228377?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
fluttershy in the sky
>>3431298Way to be a fucking retard.
>>3431310Imposter. You are not GoodNiteAnon
>>3431304All day every daybut I'd have to work on my 360º spins
>>3431300I posted an old picture, sorry, but that's all you're getting.
>>3431231>Janitor wanders the board, and any who offend him have their skulls torn out and crushed as he walks by.>none who have challenged him have lasted more than a few seconds.>the only thing stopping him from annihilating every student of the Hairy Horse school is that he gets bored of singlehandedly killing 20 or 30 of them at a time.
>>3431286replying to a nanaki post
>>3431358An old picture of someone else's dick.
>>3431325>Get past first room>STAIRSOH GOD
>>3431298>>3431298>This film cost $322,022 to produce and was funded entirely by the Brony community making anonymous donations via kickstarterno it didn't, that's not the one that bronies paid for>old news>posting in /tv/please anon, go die in a fire
>>3431266Even if you woke up in the morning and her fat ponyshaft was throbbing hotly against your side, the leathery flesh of her heavy balls resting gently on your leg?
>>3431170I just got an image of a server bank wearing prayer beads and a saffron-yellow robe with incense-burners set on top of it and sutras hanging from the sides.I laughed more than I should have.
>>3431360>the Janitor
>>3431410>Saffron yellow>not Fluttershy yellow
>>3431343Room for one more?Thanks for allowing spectators btw
>>3431441
Would you let a shitty grimderp BLACK LIKE MY SOUL stallion make you his mare?
>>3431441Everyone's doing mafia horse
>>3431464You mean /v/ is doing mafia horse.
>>3431463ProbablyI'd give him shit for it all the time though
>>3431463no.
Ponies are for dweebs. Are you a dweeb, anon?
>>3431410>implying we wouldn't put stickers on Leth since he can't take the down
>>3431391i am but deer or pretty much anything is hard to draw
>>3431463>not having standardsThere's being a slutty mare, and then there's being a tasteless slutty mare.
>>3431469>playing with /v/
I keep masturbating to this one furry porn comic, and it's really great and stuff, but it has a shemale in it and I'm not into that. But it's just so wonderful otherwise that I just can't stop masturbating to it and I just don't care about what would otherwise be a major turnoff.Does that ever happen to y'all, MLPG?
>>3431469No anon, we are the /v/
>>3431469no
>>3431469I play with /v/ before. MLPG mafia is usually better.
>>3431367It's mine from my old cell phone.Why do you even care.I'm going to bed.
>>3431482that's how I started fapping to some anthro recently
Would you boop the nose of a pone against her will?
>>3431477It's an awful job, but someone's gotta do it.Right?Right guys?oh god what am I doing with my life
>>3431469I don't think i've ever posted on /v/
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228403?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3431472
>>3431482Is it a hyena? Because if it is, that's just a clitoral hood and not a penis.
>>3431494>playing GW2>find massive patch of potatos growing in some tucked away corner>that was my reaction
>>3431494Because I hate you and it's funny when you get called out on your bullshit when you lie about the size of your penis on the internet.
>>3431501Yes
>>3431482You get used to it.Then you realize shemale stuff isn't all that bad.There are far worse things that a chick with a dick.
>>3431482When that happens to me I usually end up eventually assimilating the fetish.But only if it's done really well.
>>3431422>not this
quick gimmie a high res pony pun image
>>3431528>ass emulating
>>3431482stop keeping this amazing furry porn to yourself you homo.post link
>>3431510Holy shit that one filled up too? I am too slow
>>3431522which pone
>>3431532No, you'll get whatever resolution you get and you'll like it
>>3431516Why yes it is hyenaIt looks a lot like a cock, bro. Pretty sure he just drew a cock.http://exhentai.org/g/379796/b4ac74b2b5/
>>3431544but I thought MLPG haet anthro
What was the last episode you watched?And when?
>>3431494fuck you nanaki, i know you love all of this attention.
>>3431549they need to make them biggeri couldn't get in either
Just got back from hanging out all day with my bros. Snuck some food into the theater, saw Battleship. Sucked as a whole, but I had a grin a mile fucking wide when the veterans help put the Missouri to sea. After that we hung out in the park and played zombies with the staff from the local pool, there was a shitload of them there. Was very fun.What did you do today?
>>3431388>Third room>Fall through floor into hellWHAT THE FUCK
>>3431557hurricane fluttershywhen we did that stream thing like a month ago or something
>>3431552http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
>>34315684chan for 16 hours
>>3431556MLPG died a long time ago, son.No one here is from the original group except Leth. We're all Tumblr and /b/read bronies, and of course Ponychan immigrants. MLPG is the only place to enjoy love and tolerance™ without being limited to no porn.Yep. This is furfag general.
You get turned into a pony. You don't get transported to Equestria; you're just stuck on Earth as a talking pony.How well do you fare in trying to maintain your life?
>>3431544when i find something that someone else says they have masturbated too that makes it a little bit hotter
>>3431477a slutty mare's standards are "the ones who deserve it". if he's being grimderp, he doesn't deserve it. unless, y'know, he's like, Batman or something.>>3431516i like hyenas.
>>3431587Awful, unless you can work a keyboard with wings. I'm pretty sure I'd lose my job either way.
does anyone have the teenage sweetiebell>greentextstory saved?there is a distinct lack of >feels in this thread, compared to the others I've been lurking all day.
>>3431556nah, anthro is alright.
>>3431553>>3431553and for those who can't figure out the exhentai thinghttp://g.e-hentai.org/g/379796/b4ac74b2b5/
>>3431568MLP G is not your fucking blog.
>>3431585I really hope no one believes this. Especially since Leth didn't show up until February of 2011
>>3431557Fall Weather Friends, last Saturday
>>3431553>naylorof course.
>>3431553>Sad PandaBah. I'm too lazy to fix that.
>>3431585I've been here since Dec '10 you fag
>>3431585speak for yourself anon
>>3431585But... I'm from /co/. I pop in from time to time when I think I can stomach it.Also:>love and tolerance>™Seriously?
>>3431585Cease and Nanaki are still here.And Ross.
>>3431604>>3431553I see themPosting just like you and meThey don't even know
>>3431556>>3431602I still hate it, I tend to ignore it though, rather than complain at ever image posted.
>>3431585>original group>Leth
>>3431624see>>3431604
>>3431604>Jay Naylor
>>3431599https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Feels/FeelsArchive.html
>>3431552>roflbot
>>3431650>>3431623...it's hot.
Do you guys like ponies? I think ponies are cute. I especially like the purple one because she is smart and likes books and is cute.
>>3431585i'm still here, asshole.
>>3431585I still browse /co/ you fuckwitI may not have been in MLPG since the start, but I've been here for a year and a month.I was definitely here before the move.
A place where rainbows...
>>3431587>unicornI can swing this. My officemate will freak out when a talking pony shows up and my team will likely be confused as shit, but at least I can still code.>pegasusHere's hoping I can type with wingfingers...>earthFuck
>>3431585i have been here since the beginning but i have never been a good poster, ever. seriously i cant help it, everything i post is shitposting.
>>3431550RD
>>3431663I can't fap to things that look like they're made out of plastic
>>3431568i had to cancel a meetup with my friends because i went through menopause or some shit last night and i couldn't sleep at all. spent the day trying to learn javascript for the hell of it.pinkie pie is a ______ pony
>>3431664You don't even understand how much I love poniesYou Don't Even Know.
>>3431604>NaylorOkay, yes, he's a retard. He's retconned it apparently so that it is indeed a female hyena and not a hermaphrodite, though I can only assume that's to satisfy the people who claim he never does anything with lesbians.He still fucks it up though because his anatomy is hirtes.
OPEN UP YOUR OPEN UP YOUR OPEN UP YOUR THROAT
>tfw the whole love and tolerate thing is a joke yet you've always been extremely tolerant My favorite times are when night time MLPG is in chill mode.
>tfw I'm approaching having been here for 6 months>I'll forever be a newfag and /mlp/ piss in the eyes of some of the idiots here
>>3431696WAVE YOUR FLAG, WAVE YOUR FLAG, WAVE YOUR FLAG, WAVE YOUR FLAG, WAVE YOUR FLAG, WAVE YOUR FLAG,
>>3431585feb '11here although i suppose thats not the "original group"
>>3431696GET A LOADA-GET A LOADA-GET A LOADA
>>3431661I didn't even noticeHave a cropped version
>>3431707>idiotsThat's how one OUGHT to think.Joined MLPG after the purge = please fucking leave.I'd rather MLPG die a slow heat-death than be sustained by infusions of piss.
>>3431704Me too
>>3431690>Pennsylvania
>>3431690
naylor is such entry level furry porn. if its new to you, you will think its good but you will get sick of it fast.
www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcornerCome watch the first 2 nolan batmans if you'd like!
>>3431741GET THAT TINY BABY CAR OUT OF HERE
>>3431748naylors the only one that does NTR/cuckold so its all we got.
>>3431585And of course it's someone from the steam chat posting a "troll post"Go back to your circlejerk
>>3431754NO U
>>3431629Ross cannot design something that's attractive to another person. Ross has this, like "unique" view of attractiveness. But it's only Ross who shares this view. So Ross keeps putting out these horrendously ugly characters.
>>3431731we should accept new people until they prove themselves, in deed, to be piss-soaked.
>>3431727>not just coloring over it
Im not a very big fan of anthro/furry/whatever. But I'll be damned if they dont make some attractive chubby women...things....Its like you have to be good at drawing chubby to be a furry artist
>>3431731I've been here since jan. 2011. My attitude is that the only people who should leave are all the angry assholes who try to shit everything up.
>>3431748>Nanaki>likes KingCheetah >likes 0r0>judging anyone else's taste in furry porn
>>3431731me tribe better than other tribe unga bunga
>>3431773Get the fuck out.
>>3431755Good. NTR and Cuckolding are terrible fetishes anyway. Only fitting they get a terrible artist.
>>3431770LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS.HOW CAN A MAN DRIVE THAT THING
>>3431772Responding to yourself is really the bottom level of pathetic.
>>3431748I prefer AaronHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck, I can't believe I actually said that, it's just too funny. Seriously though I like Art Decade
>>3431786>fluffy poniesYour move.
>>3431790I happen to love them... so does GG.
>>3431770>ChrysalisOh thank god. For a second I thought that was Nyx.
>>3431748Says the guy who let 0r0 put his fursona into his commission even though he asked him not to, and was too big of a bitch to tell him to take it out.
>>3431748>elitist about your furry pornsNaylor is a stupid prick, but he draws arousing things. That's my criteria for porn.>>3431755Yeah, and he does them well.>>3431790I like that cuckolding sets peeps off. It's funny.
>>3431803most of the piss hates fluffy ponies
>>3431761Of course some faggot from steam chat would be enough of a faggot to ruin the fun.Go back to your circlejerk.
>>3431779I guess you can if you want, but my way is easier and that particular section doesn't really add anything to the image.
>>3431770>chrysalisat least he has some taste
>>3431805You say that as though that would change my opinion. Unlike some of you, I have my own thoughts, independent of what insert-well-known-drawfag-here likes.
>>3431818they're part of the piss at any rate. AiE, FPG, and lets not forget Polovnik and his fucking PRAWNS.
>>3431804Not bad.
>>3431792Why would Ross insult himself?
"The piss" joke is getting old.
did that guy who said he wanted to make a greentext e-book make any progress so far?
>>3431811>and he does them wellNo, he really doesn't. Especially once he starts injecting his own Randian philosophy into it, or God forbid, he attempts POETRY again. Eugh.
>>3431819Don't tell me to go back to your circlejerk.Go back to your circlejerk.
>>3431826>some tasteI'm not sure we're talking about the same image any more.You're referring to the car with the filly decals on it too, right?
>>3431841>jokeTake a step outside for a second. Tell me how much of a joke it is.I want reddit to leave.
>>3431844He posted a screenshot of a few alpha webpage designs so yeah, he's working on it.
>>3431847so who does good ntr? if anyone?
>>3431841Fuck off Piss.NOTE : You're only non-piss if you were here before the seventh episode of season 1 aired
>>3431526Yeah. Like 70 foot tall chicks with giant green dicks and a penitent for any kind of vore you could think of.Wait, that's better. Shit, what do you mean?
>>3431841It's not a joke.It's never been a joke.
>>3431844The >feelbooru is coming along, but I don't know about the book
>>3431841are you pissed off?
>>3431754
>>3431855>>3431868>>3431874The word numb nuts not the idea. >lol back to the piss with you!
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228453?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3431841>JOKEgo fuck yourself with a goddamn rake
>>3431585You don't know what you're talking about.
>>3431847Oh yeah, that one that's all a half--assed attack on "altruism" was pretty amusing. The objectivist crap is hilarious when you spot it.But most of the cuckolding stuff gets me going pretty good, and that's all I ask.
>>3431868>you're only non-piss if you got here before I did
>>3431867I honestly don't know, nor do I really care. That particular fetish isn't my cup of tea, so I don't look for it. The only reason I know Naylor's shit at it is because it keeps getting brought up.
GUYS LOOKTHIS PONYWANTS A HUGWHAT DO
>>3431886"Ocean of Piss" has been a phrase since long before you even used 4chan.
>>3431841Along with >rape and "the lifeboat"
>>3431868lel xd
>>3431748That's not my tripcode.Get the fuck out.
>>3431903HUG THAT FUCKIN THINGBITCH DOESNT EVEN NEED TO ASK. JUST NEEDS TO BE WITHIN ARMS REACH
>>3431903>rape
>>3431868nah brah the cap is season 1 i say
>>3431922I thought you were going to bed
>>3431922I thought you were sleeping
>>3431855What gets posted here really isn't any different from what gets posted elsewhere. The only joke here is the fact that some people are acting elitist over My Little Pony.
>>3431903HUG ITHUG IT UNTIL IT PASSES OUT FROM IT'S GIGGLING FIT
>>3431903kick her in the nuts
>>3431922nernaki get a tripcode that has a goddamn word in it alreadyi can't be bothered to memorize your shitty jumble of letters.
>>3431818>most of the piss hates fluffy poniesCan't we just ban together to like, force those fuckers to leave? Make Fluffy Pony filtered or auto-banable?
>>3431924>>3431933OK FINETHIS OTHER HORSE WANTS A HUG TOOWHAT DO
>>3431939>just one more minute and ill go to bed>last minute i swear>shit its 5am
Would you brutally rape Scootaloo?
>>3431936Dividing line is the bans. If you were here for the bans back in Feb./March 2011 then you're a veteran. If not, then you are forever beneath me
>>3431903I'MMA HUG THAT PONE.GONNA HUG IT LONG AND HARD.AND THEN SNUGGLE. MAYBE CUDDLE.
>>3431906Quit dancing around the subject, cock holeCongratulations you've managed to act like an elitist jabroni with zero ground to stand on over an mlp general.
where can I find more hard rock pony
>>3431939Tried. Couldn't sleep.Decided to pone some more only to find people pretending to be me.
>>3431955I would rape her in her Pie Hole.All three of them.
>>3431955SAME ANSWER. BRING ON THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TOWN. ITS TIME TO HUG PONE AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM. AND IM ALL OUTTA GUM.
>>3431960i could see that
>>3431953You can easily filter it yourself.
>>3431984quick prove you're a veteran
>>3431960>beneath meI would never kneel to you!
I'M GONNA FILL YOUR HOO HAA WITH GOOF JUICE
I'M GONNA FILL YOUR HOO HAA WITH MY GOOFJUICE
Would you boop a kitten?
testing new trip
>>3431325>>3431388>>3431570well that was a wasted twenty minutes
wwoah manthis shit is too much evven for me
LICK THAT FUCKING GOOFJUICE UP YOU WHORE BEFORE I BEAT YOUR FAT FACE
>>3431998>went to bed early >didn't get banned >wake up to see the first 3 pages of /co/ filled with pony threads and meta threads
>>3431953I'D like to - but the problem is that nobody who COULD do it, cares.
>>3432005>>3432013>HOO HAAAl Pacino pls go
>>3431972Pretty sure there isn't any. All the images I have saved were posted here recently.he's a part of my OC transformation greentext but there's so much yelling about piss I'm kind of afraid to link it.h-here I go: http://pastebin.com/TZpjvRU8
WHAT? YOUR HOO HAA HURTS? YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE? HELL NO, I'M GONNA RUB IT DRY WITH MY PARTY STICK
>>3431942>reddit logicYou are the only ones that actually beleive this. Get the fuck out and back to your OC DONUT STEEL EPIC BROHOOF BRONY shitposting.
>>3431998>tfw you were around for the bans, but somehow slipped through the net
>>3432018I wonder if Nanaki really wants to be a woman
HA! I JUST SLAPPED YOUR FUCKING GOB WITH MY PARTY STICK. ISN'T THAT GOD DAMN FUNNY?
>>3431998But I've never been banned for ponies. And I've never saved caps of any times I have been banned anyway.
>>3432039I showed up literally a few days after the bans and had no clue what anyone was talking about for a while.
>>3432016I'd boop EVERYTHING.EVERYTHING.
FUCK YOU BITCH I'M NOT PULLING OUT, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE MY GOOFJUICE AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT OR I'LL FUCKING BUST THAT JAW OF YOURS INTO A PERMANENT SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>3431790NTR works when it's reverse NTR. To paint the scenario:Cadence is bound and forced to watch a magical recording of Chrysalis convincing Shining Armor to have their first time before the wedding. Even while heartbroken and horrified by what she witnesses, Candence is unable to deny Chrysalis's expert ministrations, whimpering in despair and pleasure as the Changeling Queen's every caress and touch sends jolts through her. Candence begins to pant as Chrysalis nibbles her ear and whispers huskily in lurid detail about how she took her time to coax Shining Armor to climax...
>>3432036What the hell is "Reddit Logic" ?
>>3431998pepperbronies,flashinthepan,glamourkat,diabolical sketchman, sadly I have never been banned
DID YOU JUST BITE MY PARTY STICK? OH YOU FUCKING WHORE. IT'S ON.
>>3432057How you faggots think. "oh, these threads aren't any different you're just being elitist"FUCK OFF.
>>343205620/10. ntr can work.
>>3432055:I
GIVE ME A SMILE BITCH! I WANNA SEE YOUR NEW SMILE NOW THAT YOU'RE MISSING SOME TEETH.
>>3432018Like I would ever post my furry shit here.
HOPE YOU LIKE GOOF JUICETHAT'S ALL YOUR GETTING FOR DINNER TONIGHT
>>3431998i didn't save my ban screenall i have is this
>>3432034CropTool you're bananas.but i'm fapping
>>3432083But it's Tuesday
>>3432094which is nothing apparentally
>>3432094I only saved it because I got hit with the ban and then immediately headed to FiMchan to talk about it.
>>3432098Glad I could help
BITCH WAKE UP, OH FUCK SHE'S DEAD.GOTTA BURY THE BODY. I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HER HOO HAA ONE LAST ROUND WITH MY PARTY STICKHOPE IT'S STILL WARMHA IT IS
>>3432089I'd fuck your herm fursona
>>3432089so you are admitting that you are a furfag
why are your wings so small
Did mlpg like the GW2 beta? I saw gameplay/impressions and it looked pretty fun. Worth a buy?
>>3432116i went to ponychan that was back when it was still good
>>3432089nornekeri plsplsrespond
>>3432131where is her face?
>>3432131That pony needs a haircut
>>3432089nanaki, do you have a version without the jizz on the dress? it kinda ruins the picture for me.
>>3432120...thanks?>>3432122It's not like my name gave that away or anything.
>>3432131>implying I'm a lowly pegasus
>>3432131Is it that time?
>>3432070Because they aren't, unless you consider asking inane questions which would X, Y, or Z some kind of intelligent discourse available know where else.
>>3432131Fuck you, my wings are fine
>>3432131I would break off scootaloo's wings just to watch her cry
>>3432063>pepperbroniesthat was so fucking stupid
>>3432056
>>3432150>ponychan>good>everyou do realize it was made by the /b/ pony ban runoff right?
>>3432138I love it and waited for the game since 07 april fools.
>>3432175>>3432131>Avoid drawing expressions at all costs
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1228493?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3432178that was kind of the point
>>3432138feels worth it to me. i am already bored of diablo and LoL.
>>3432178Everything MLPG creates or latches onto is stupid. MLPG has never made anything good. Not once.
>>3432157I could ask the artist if it's possible to get it out. Otherwise I'll try it myself.>>3432151To WHAT.
>>3432073That will probably be the closest I ever get to writing a clopfic
>>3432122>admitting something that is common knowledge
>>3432182Back then, things were more complicated. The ponychan/MLPG us/them thing didn't really kick into high gear until after the bans.
>>3432176
>>3432217HAYOU WASTED YOUR REACTION IMAGENOW I CAN POST ALL THE EDGY STUFF I WANT AND YOU CAN'T REACTTHUNDERLANE RAPES RUMBLE NIGHTLY
>>3432211why is this so cute
>>3432182it was, it was before /oat/
GRANNY SMITH SEXUALLY ABUSED BIG MAC
I feellike a late-night >feel
>>3432239Big head and big eyes.
>>3432232Anonymous pleaseWhat are you doingWhy are you being like thisIs there something wrong?
FLUTTERSHY COMES FROM AN ABUSIVE MOTHER
>>3432217YOU WANT EDGY?I'M THE MASTER OF EDGY
SWEETIE BELLE IS RARITY'S DAUGHTER, NOT SISTER
>>3432182Actually it was made by Taco Wiz, when he used to post here.
>>3432206We've made plenty of good stuff - the problem is everyone else fucks it up once they get their hands on it.
B-bark!
>>3432056in ntr i can think off:rainbow dash and one of the mane 6 with wonderbolts while she watchesmrs.cake with anyonerainbow dash and someone whiles scootaloo watchescelestia with someone while twilight watchesluna with someone while pip watches
>>3432294
>>3432279GLITTER GLUE EITHER HAS NO PARENTS OR AN AWFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM.HE AND HIS BROTHER WERE MOST LIKELY ABUSED IN SOME MANNER WHICH MAKES BEING POOR BROKE STREET URCHINS BETTER THAN DEALING WITH THEIR PARENTS
>>3432301>filenamewell done.
>>3432208pls nernakerplspls
>>3432290Like Flutterstalker:>Started out funny without getting too sexual>Fetishes suddenly become involved>Anon in Equestria is born
>>3432279GLITTER GLUE MOST LIKELY SUFFERS FROM A SEVERE CASE OF DEPRESSION. HE MIGHT ALSO BE EITHER RECOVERING OR CURRENT DRUG ADDICT.
>>3432279You ever draw with your left hand?
>>3432232
>>3432306ThanksThere's an excellent one with Diamond Tiara but I didn't save it when I had the chance.
>>3432301IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
>>3432279This is actually my favorite picture you've done.
>>3432319Bahaha, flutterstalker was you guys too?That's hilarious
>>3432324
>>3432319Is that really how anon in Equestria was born?Damn, I liked Flutterstalker
>>3432279GLITTER GLUE HAS PROBABLY TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND IS CURRENTLY ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS
>>3432301>that filenamewell done
>>3432290No it's all stupid. When other people get their hands on it they just make it worse. MLPG should just stop trying to be creative.
>>3432279GLITTER GLUE IS A VIRGIN AND IS TOO AWKWARD TO BE TRULY INTIMATE
I hate egophiliac but this is cute.
>>3432365I want to suck Braeburn's dick
>>3432343Yep, started out as small snippets like:>You find a sandwhich on your table>A note is left by it>"I wanted to apologize for yesterday">You remove the oversized tranquilizer pill from it and eatNow it's just OCs and self-insert clopfics.
>>3432368I do too.
>>3432368We all do, anonWe all do
>>3432379Yeah, me too.
>>3432365why do you hate her?
>>3432335>Bahaha, flutterstalker was you guys too?yepsomeone wrote a little about it and I illustrated a little and it cycled out from thereI didn't make it but I want to at least say I had some hand in really blowing it upbecause I'm petty like that>>3432305>GLITTER GLUE EITHER HAS NO PARENTS OR AN AWFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM.probably>>3432322>GLITTER GLUE MOST LIKELY SUFFERS FROM A SEVERE CASE OF DEPRESSIONprobably>>3432347>GLITTER GLUE HAS PROBABLY TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND IS CURRENTLY ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTSanti depressants cost money>>3432361>GLITTER GLUE IS A VIRGIN AND IS TOO AWKWARD TO BE TRULY INTIMATEwhatever you want to believe about my sex life is fine~
>>3432379Personally I'd rather play with his balls
>>3432343Yes, Anon in Equestria started as Flutterstalker stories and than shifted to general human in Equestria stories when the writers felt that the Flutterstalker stories were getting old.
>>3432401I saw a "Flutterstalker thread!" in the piss just yesterday.Why.
>>3432388Now I want to lick GGs sweaty poor person balls
Which pony has the largest cervix?
>>3432388I want to adopt Glitter Glue
>>3432427Would you hug your Glitter Glue non sexually?
>>3432415Because people outside the general like fun things too?
>>3432437I want to suck his cock but yes I would be hugbros with GG
>>3432437I'd do a lot more than hug.
>>3432385On behalf of all the young drawfags she discouraged by submitting her 16-years-of-experience-fully-inked-and-colored-multi-panel-comics to the original EqD Artist Training Grounds for beginners.I can just never forgive her for that.
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE SPIKE ANYMORE GLITTER GLUE?
>>3432427hey I'll go medieval style and be someone's patronpay me cash moneys and I'll be your artist on call all year~
>>3432415It's dead anon.I know it hurts, but it must be left behind. It's for the best.
>>3432365Why do people hate Egophiliac?
>>3432451Also she's a whale
>>3432415Because maybe some people enjoyed them and wanted to try their hand at writing their own versions ?
>>3432464At least we can still talk about coke pone.Right guys?Right?
>>3432464I don't understand where the belief comes from that we have to stop liking something as soon as it spreads outside the general.Just because what they do is awful doesn't mean it should ruin our fun
>>3432469I don't know enough about artists to hate them usually. I dunno, cause she's popular?I even talked to JJ a bunch before he exploded his brony bubble and he seemed like a cool guy.Although there is that derpy toy thing...
>>3432480Well sure. We just don't very often.
>>3432480Coke pony and food ponies in general were terrible
>>3432493>>3432480Would you tape mentos to your dick and stick it in Coke pone?
>>3432461>No rich anon (besides sentenal) will ever become GG's PatronHow did you do on the money from those commissions, by the way? any cheapskates? any big spenders?
>>3432491>I don't understand where the belief comes from that we have to stop liking something as soon as it spreads outside the general.Fluffy ponies.
>>3432497But I enjoyed both Breakfast and Lunch and am eagerly awaiting Dinner.Even if food ponies are a very silly concept.
>>3432492Derpy Toy thing?
>>3432480I remember creating coke pony threads outside of the general, just so I could get a rise out of the people who take this shit so seriously.
>>3432491Hivemind yada yadaLot's of people here like to come here to complain and not ponyLike whatever you want to
>>3432478Yeah, but people ended up writing entire fics instead of simple one-shots. Old Flutterstalker stuff used to only take one post. The new stories can last entire threads and have no punchline.
Image limit reach guys.
>>3432497YOU TAKE THAT BACK
new horse where?
>>3432533Pone?
>>3432507How did the fluffy pony thing start?
>>3432535Nowhere. I vote we ride this horse to page 15 and then leave *forever*!
>>3432279GLITTER GLUE MAY BE THE BEGINNING OF AN EPIC NEW MEME.
>>3432523He bought a bunch of those limited edition Derpy toys, signed them, and is reselling them when a bunch of people clearly also wanted them.
>>3432523JJ bought a bunch of Derpy toys (which were supposed to be limit one per person), got them all signed by Faust, and is eBaying them for a small fortune.I would care less if the guy weren't a sameface/samebody hack who already makes too much money on his no-effort crap and gets to travel the country convention-hopping.
so this epic mafia thingis it difficult?
>>3432550Fluffy drew a fluffy sweetie and the general sucked his dick and then made greentext stories that got horrible with each post
>>3432550MikerMike or "Fluffy" posted a pony that had some fluff to it.The general demanded "FLUFFIER" several times until it was just a fluffball.
>>3432557are. you. fucking. kidding. me?
>>3432550from Fluffy posting fuzzy shetlands and people then asked for him to draw Sweetiebell all fluffed up
>>3432571nahspeaking of which, where is new murderhorse?
>>3432571no, no one knows what they're doing and it's always a clusterfuckit's great
>>3432566I thought HE signed them not Faust.If I'm not mistaken.
>>3432502>How did you do on the money from those commissions, by the way? any cheapskates? any big spenders?It's slow going and I'm getting a lot of low bidders I guess but it's not unexpectedI wish I could do these faster because I'm still not anywhere close to making rent and I have about a week left to do this.I'm considering other alternatives but I can't think of a whole lot in the short termeven a kickstarter, if it was for a REALLY good cause, wouldn't make the kind of bank in a few days that I needI might end up taking a loan out from a friend and paying them back when I'm not as strapped for time and hopefully have a little more money coming in.
NEw horse guys>>3432592>>3432592>>3432592
>>3432550Jokes.>fluffy pony drowns
>>3432532So ? They're doing their own thing and you're perfectly free to ignore them.
>>3432588That's even worse then.
>>3432566doesnt anyone have links to the eBay auctions or where ever he's selling them
>>3432588No, it was Faust.
>>3432626>You cant complain about Pol Pot's genocide. He's doing his own thing and you're perfectly free to ignore it
>>3432415>>3432478>>3432532>>3432626Y'know, I don't really mind people running with the concept towards ends they like. More power to them. The main problem is simply that once they've fulfilled their wish, they've closed the loop. They have to reset if they want to try again or do anything else with the concept.What keeps something like that as a running gag is a denial of resolution and finding new ways to arrive at the status quo. Flutterstalker has to keep coming up with crazy schemes that never work, because if they worked she wouldn't have to come up with them any more.It's like with everybody wanting to give Hobo Pony a good home. Sure, that could be cute, but that ends the set-up. There's no more exploration of the homeless theme because she's now homed.
>>3432589Are you kidding? Kickstarter is in a bubble right now. The funds to register and host a webcomic series is peanuts compared to what you could get through Kickstarter alone."Help a good artist start up a webcomic!" is a worthy Kickstarter project.
>>3432728>Fanfiction I don't like is the same as genocide!
>>3432358>I don't like anything MLPG does>I wish they'd stop doing things so I can just sit in a thread by myself and be miserable
