Old Thread>>3420714Question time! Now it adventure time in the Cutie Mark Chronicles! Which of the 6mane's story did you like? How fucking lucky do you think the 6mane are that they are "destined" to be friends even before they know that? Do you think this mass Cutie Mark spread might happen at the same time for the Cutie Mark Crusaders?
which pony has the best smelling farts?
>>3423153
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>rape
>drape
part 4 finito and coloured
If Applejack was going to rape you(male or female) she wouldn't say "Is it the easy way or the hard way"She'd say "Now, it can either be the easy way, or the REAL easy way"
What the Hell is a marker?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9oQKDrFxgo
>MFW Waifu Musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uqT-QCAscalso FUCK YOU APPLES I LIKE LF NOW
I guess Pinkie because of all the desserts she eats.
>>3423191Asspaint, splotchy tonight?
>>3423152Rainbow Dash, as I don't imagine her holding them in all day. Probably just lets them rip whenever she damn well pleases......Which is certainly a pleasing thought.
What if a young colt was raised by a Wolf who had no intention to eat him, and raised him to be merciless, strong, and quick as a wolf?
>>3423212pinkie is a gigantic moralfag
>>3423218Tuesday.
That'd be a good idea, but only if they ran out of good ideas for stuff they can do as the CMC.
>>3423218That's on tuesday isn't it?
>>3423212Fucking 4chanxresponse to >>3423152
>>3423142Well I liked more the Pinkie one because I'm biased as fuck, but Dash's story was really cute too.In case the CMC get a Cutie Mark, I'm sure they'll get them at the same time (but, in my headcanon, I really think they'll never get one, only in the series finale when they'll show them as adults)
>>3423163>pay for the construction of the piece rather than by who did it?Unfortunately that's not how life works and people are willing to pay for names. Hell, the very notion of this exists right in these very threads too.
>>3423224why did you pick persuassion
>>3423222She kind of stole in PYHDwell not stole but.. I can't think of the word for it
>>3423222>implying
>>3423225I would cook the CMC crusaders alive and feed Sweetie and Applebloom to their respective sister unknowingly, and I'd eat Scootaloo with Rainbow Dash while laughing
>>3423218>>3423218FUCK YOU FAGGOTBECAUSE OF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU I ALWAYS MISS IT
>>3423220lolidunno
>>3423221Hiya!
>>3423223disguisting
>>3423238Because the anon that suggested it won the roll. And it was better than the other suggestions anyway.
Please, can someone draw me Applejack using a bidet and being very surprised and then dreamily happy?Please? Please?
>>3423250>not astronomy
>>3423245Klondike, did you get my draw?
>>3423222Don't insult Pinkie. She is not a moralfag.She probably has even less morals than any other pony in Equestria.
>>3423249you're digusting
>>3423260But she Amish!
>>3423202So..what? That's not how it's gonna perform in actual vidyagaems; plus there will be no such vidyagaems out there before their current GPUs get completely outdated.
I would kill Pinkie Pie to death
>>3423246Hello again!
>>3423259Dude just post it here. I haven't gotten any new mail on tumblr I don't know what's up
>>3423242What if Rainbow Dash doesn't like chicken?
>>3423254bidet is the french word for pony
>>3423202Impressive.>>3423263>what is a tech demo
>>3423270No, that wasn't me.
>>3423220He wouldn't live very long.
>>3423270No.
>>3423254
do you poner regularly?
>>3423281Hey man, if a Baby Lamb could survive Wolf 101, I'm sure a Colt could
>>3423202Wrong board.
>>3423273But that's wrong. It's "Poney.""To Go Pony-Riding" is "Faire du Poney."
>>3423267welcome welcome welcome
>>3423232Maybe. I mean, what are the chances the CMC might get their cutie mark at the same time? They might got it in Show Stopper but we all know how well that went out.>>3423285I feel sorry for the baby.
>>3423254I'd like to see that as well.Heck, why not draw all the ponies using a bidet as a toilet?
>>3423290MLPG is every board during hamburger time.
>>3423285I'd attack those people and steal their baby.No Joke.Even in broad daylight.I'd save that poor child from those monsters even at the cost of my future
>>3423288you keep capitalizing the animals and it's weirding me out
>>3423256I think asking to learn astronomy is more romantic than knowing it alreadyit allows a parallel of anon's growing knowledge of equestria's night skies and developing relationship with Lunaplus it gives Luna a position of superior knowledge even after being out of it for a thousand years so she feels strength and confidence around you creating a more calm atmosphere between you and her
>>3423285>That skylight>realise that's Utrecht central>realise I've walked there>realise I could have met these people
>>3423301Maybe, but it shouldn't be.
>>3423279Oh>>3423282Oh god dammit. Haha. Thank you very much!God I can't miss a single birthday for you guys you'rea ll so awesome
GOOD NEWS : A PONY HAS AGREED TO BE YOUR WAIFU AND IS ABOUT TO EMERGE INTO THE REAL WORLDBAD NEWS : IT'S DJ ACIDWHAT DO YOU DO?
>>3423301Is leth still doing those horsefucking assessments daily?
>>3423267Hey Pinkie! I'd take you right here, up against that wall, and rut you until you either begged for mercy or started singing childhood songs under your barely-concious breath, and you'd like it. You'd love it.
>>3423318Is she normal sized or..huge?
>>3423309He's probably German.
>>3423318
>>3423299I would totally slow-dance with Applebloom while a slow, soft country song played on the radio.
>>3423318get a bigger bed
>>3423318go through the portal before it closes
>>3423202>NVIDIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nInx3LZvZ3Y
>>3423319Of course. but he's gone right now isn't he?
>>3423318Destroy!
>>3423300>reminds me of the "do ponies ...?" series>look it upOh god the art, why does everything I look back at seem so much worse now.http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/235/5/c/mlp_do_you_pee_in_the_shower__by_loceri-d47ji06.png
Which pone would be raped by a giant bird?
>>3423316I-It's, like I like you or anything, Klond-d-d-dork!Baka!
http://theuglydance.com/?v=uabzejivev
>>3423325She has all her powers.She can change size at will, mind controlling cum, immunity to any form of conventional weaponry, ability to survive a point black nuclear blast, parties inside her anus.
>>3423285but whywhy
>>3423338
>>3423318What's bad about that?I wouldn't mind DJ Acid living with me, even though she is not really my waifu.
>>3423318DJ acid aint no normal ponyshe some freaky ass giant gorrila shit mutation. Allow it
>>3423347Bareburn
>>3423223>>3423223MY DICK
>>3423337Where to?
>>3423354Hahaha what the hell.
>>3423367i can fix that.
>>3423354I lov this song
>>3423355>mind controlling cumThis one is new to me. Source?
>>3423232I have this idea where Sweetie and Scootaloo get theirs at (roughly) the same time. Sweetie's is a musical symbol or something to represent music/singing, and she goes to Canterlot to a music academy. Scootaloo gets one with some kind of wings or something to represent her athletic ability, and she goes to Cloudsdale to attend a advanced flight university.Applebloom spends a few months upset, moping around the farm because she didn't get hers, and her friends got cool, exciting ones and went out of town to learn to do their cool talents better. Then while working one day, she gets a tingling feeling on her flank, and excitedly spins around to look at it, only to discover that it's just an apple, nearly identical to Applejacks, except slightly pinker in color. Sweetie becomes an production/performing sensation, performing shows all around Canterlot; posters of her face line theatres wherever she goes.Scootaloo joins the Wonderbolts, alongside Rainbow Dash (who's been on for a while now). Her ultimate dream.Applebloom works on the farm for the rest of her life.
>>3423372>>3423377http://theuglydance.com/?v=kdftdhhyzi
>>3423363Is that from that shitty movie with Nick Frost in where some ghetto kids kill a bunch of gorilla aliens?
Weaver should do Character Auctions.He's great at character design, I bet he could get loads of Bronybucks by coming up with some OCs to sell the visual rights off to someone in an auction.
>slutty femanon will never deliver
>>3423354I love this tune - it's so catchy!
>>3423388Glitter Glue isn't that big of a whore
>>3423367YOUR DICK
>>3423387>Shitty movieI can't
>>3423385That kind of depressing for Applebloom, you know.
>>3423389Not a single fuck was given this day.
>>3423396Glitter Glue is the most brilliant artist of all time.
what is DJ acidi need photographic evidence
>>3423401Klondike stop posting .gifs from that shitty little girls show designed only to sell toys
Your waifu isn't real.
>>3423387>shitty
>>3423152Celestia and LunaChocolate croissants
>>3423411
>>3423409Take Vinyl Scratch.Make her anthro.Now make her 70 feet tall.Now make her a hermaphrodite with a radioactive cock and scrotum that are grossly overproportioned (like, the size and thickness of her forearm basically.And that's DJ Acid.
>>3423412I have no waifu.
>>3423383What if marshmallow pony semen had a mild controlling effect to it? What if even smelling a stallion's musk was enough to bring you to your knees before you realised what you were doing? What if, after the first time you ran your tongue up that thick and pulsing shaft and got their taste inside of you, you found it harder to resist? What if, as you continued to stroke and suck on their glorious length, you felt your mind slipping away, but didn't really care? What if, as their cum splattered onto the back of your throat and flowed down your neck, you just stopped thinking and became theirs, just another entry in their loving and completely dedicated harem?
>>3423409if someone posts DJ acid I will fap to it but only if it's evensodds and I fap to nezumi's horses
>>3423416It's shitty because the black kids live.
>>3423411Nigga, where do you think we are?
>>3423389>but you can pretend to be her
>>3423412Well, duh. That's kinda part of the definition of a waifu.
>>3423412if she were real she wouldn't be my waifu
>>3423427Me neither. I find the concept rather pointless and stupid.
>>3423404that's the point
>>3423438WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT>>3423435 TWO OF THEM DIE THOUGH
>>3423436That's the fucking joke
>>3423438How the fuck is that even possible?Burn them all I say.
>>3423438Probably, but the ponies probably keep their fur clear of them.
>>3423438
>>3423459homeless dogs.
>>3423438[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
punks
>>3423471I'm taking a beak
>>3423385>>3423451I don't like you. At all.
>>3423383>>3423383There is a guys in Tibet that can do that. Literally. it takes lots of practixe and studying,but in the end they can orgasm without cumming lots of sperm (in fact - non).Sounds wicked but it is true.
>>3423471I'm waiting for some redlines... ;_;
>>3423460Would you brush the ticks out of Dash's coat and wings, and yank them out of her ears after she accidentally crashes into a hive?Would you brush away the ticks taking residence around her pony vagina with the brush, or manually with your fingers? Would you tell her when you were done?
>>3423471F-Fine, Batman.
>>3423471Later.
>>3423481NOPEI'd just dunk her in a Tick/Flea bath
>>3423471my computer is fucked so I have no tablet and I have $.12 in the bank until friday. I don't have a credit card eitherI have no paper, nothing to draw with and all the spare change in my couch and car cupholder went to buying two cans of beans that will be my only food until I have money again.
>>3423498MS paint with mouse?
>>3423481not a fucking chance dude>>3423497yea this
>>3423244Remember to have this booked marked anon:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Aspirant/LunaQuest/LunaDateArchive.html
What am I supposed to assume from this drawing?
Don't worry Anon she'll have a long, unfulfilling life of doing the exact same thing her family has done for generations, and having children who will also do the exact same thing, no matter how much they would like to go do other things. Destiny.
>>3423481Yes, I would, if she wanted me to.Probably best to pick them off manually.
>>3423471I think I'll watch a movie instead
>>3423484Oh my.
>>3423491When you do draw, would you please draw more impregnation? Pretty please?
>>3423506>>3423497Even if she stood up in it and looked at you with her mane half-covering her eyes, and asked "Seriously, man? C'mon, they're itchy!"
>>3423471Oh ya, had a thingy-thing to update.Decided to draw Hecarim instead. Eh, it'lll be done soon enough. And so will the story.
>>3423514You're supposed to assume- HHHNNNNGGG
>>3423479That... that's not what that means.It's mind controlling ejaculate in that it's addictive.Also, non-ejaculatory orgasms are easy to achieve, it all depends on what you stimulate. Concentration on nipples, the anus, and the underside of the bellend (right underneath where the dome goes up towards the urethra) can produce an orgasm without ejaculation
>>3423525YES.
>>3423514Anon is a pedo and wants to look at Scootaloo's fillybits.
>>3423514Scootaloo is trying to seduce Anon.
>>3423514Scootaloo is trying to get adopted
>>3423503the computer I'm using is a borrowed PC from work and has locks on everything including paintI'm browsing 4chan on chrome on a flash drive because I can't install programs eitherthis is my only PC too, so I can't go put gimp or something on here
>>3423515pinkie why can't you triforce
>>3423525WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T SHE JUST WANT A BATH?FUCK HER AND FUCK YOUR FANTASIES THERE'S NOTHING SEXY ABOUT TICKS
>>3423536"I- I'll brush YOUR mane if you want! I bet I'd even do it better than you would! Come on, there are ponies out there that'd kill to do this!"
>>3423544Homeless Scootaloo and Mexican Scootaloo are two of the most retarded CMC-centric headcanons ever.
>>3423534i was talking about normal orgasm.
>>3423547Ask someone for a pen and dont return it
>>3423553Because she would want you to show how much you care about her by doing it yourself.
>>3423480On what, exactly?
>>3423514This is the cutest fucking thing I've seen all day.
>>3423565I don't have papernot even a shitty novel to draw over the pages on
>>3423432So, it's like catnip to humans?
>>3423563I can understand not liking homeless Scootaloo, but what's bad about Meexican Scootaloo?
>>3423471I'm working on a different project.building a database
>>3423583It's just as forced as Cupcakes Pinkie.
I still use "greets" sincerely. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest and one being the lowest, should I kill myself?
>>3423581sort of, except it permanently binds you to their whim rather than making you purr cutelyunless he asks you to purr, then you'll only be happy enough to oblige
>>3423432It's time to stop playing CoC Anon.
>>3423563I don't like the word head canon, that implies I really believe that's the back story.I just like to think of it as a humorous spin off. Because it's fun.
>>3423592Off da scales
>>3423590Oh c'mon. Nothing is as bad as that.
>>3423592I don't think you should, I use them sincerely as well
>>3423586>that feelI've owned fucking DoWII for more than a year now and I haven't even downloaded it
>>3423586>blue sucksred blows
>>3423563>HomelessI agree.>MexicanI will gut you like a pig, Maricón!
>>3423609shove it, blue
>>3423594it's never time to stop playing coceven though it doesn't let me play out my slutty fantasies. I don't want to resist!
>>3423590>implying Scootabuse wasn't just as forced
>>3423618Blue is my favorite color but Blue team usually suck.
>mfw i know the names of more furry porn artists than normal artistsshit i should fix that.
>>3423590>forcedI don't think you know what that word means.If people actually have fun with it, it isn't forced.Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it's forced.
>>3423609>not combining red and bluePurple is king
>>3423564I couldn't make out what you were trying to say>they can orgasm without cumming lots of sperm Makes it sounds like they can orgasm without cumming... sounds like a non-ejaculatory orgasm to me, manHands free orgasms aren't all that hard either. You don't have to be a Tibetan monk to do it. Just "curb" yourself for a week, and then flex that muscle that tightens your butthole (I forget what it's called). I find it's way easier if you have cold air blowing on your dick, too, but it's not truly "no stimulation" then, I guess. Still hands free, though
>>3423438>someone in this thread has a fetish for this
>>3423618suck on my hills, green
What is everyone's feelings on teen runaway scoots?
>>3423621What slutty fantasies are those?
>>3423621>>3423639Let's put a stop to this right now. Okay?Okay?Thanks.
>>3423624Speaking of scootabuse, wasn't there some fic about Rainbow Dash electrocuting Scootaloo?Anyone remember what it was called?
>>3423630Yes it does! I want more Rainbow Dash breaking Scootaloo's wings! If I like it, then it's good! THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS!
>>3423636blue master race, fuck your buildings.
>>3423637Least favorite teen story.Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom were superior.Even Silver Spoon's was superior.
>>3423636check your privilege, yellow
>>3423637It's dumb and wholly unfounded
>>3423628I ritualistically nuke my submissions inbox every day on FA without looking because I now follow so many artists that I get 200+ entries a dayI just go and check the pages of my FOTM artists every once in a while
>>3423633More likely than you'd think. It's not me though.
>>3423652Then get some more Anons to talk about it with you.You seem more bitter than correct. I hope you realize that.
>>3423639why don't you tell me~
>>3423654I hate it too.
>>3423628NEVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN
>>3423628That picture makes me angry. Not as angry as the "every sexuality gets a flag and straight people get the most boring and lifeless one" pic, but still up there.
>>3423654>Sweetie BelleMy negro.
>>3423632No-no, normal orgasm (as during sex), without any this shit you are talking about.
>>3423657>>3423670It could actually work if it was a full fic.
not many parts left to colour now
>>3423637I always had this story idea where the CMC run away with Pip and Rumble and have an adventure beyond Equestria. Maybe I should do some story planning tonight because I have no idea what to do with it beyond that.
>>3423630What if people have fun with something because it's so stupid it makes people angry?
>>3423674what would this flag look like?
>>3422295Sorry, didn't see you reply, I wasn't accusing you of excusing shitty drawing. But if that's how Ross justifies it, >excuses.
>>3423637I didn't really get into it. It just says, "hey she's a runaway and you let her spend a night in a hotel and hey you love each other now, so that's cool."Didn't have as good a setup as the Sweetie or Applebloom stories - which really kinda made everything else seem kinda... forced.And personally, I like Mexican Scootaloo, but that's really not related to why I disliked it.
>>3423686I wonder what life would be like if I lost my virginity at age 14
>>3423691They got lost in the big wood, force to work together and make a tent, and think it over that its a bad idea to run away and try to find a way back.
>>3423681That is fucking stupid.You're telling me that these intense mind-over-matter Tibetan guys are out there "literally studying and practixing" so that they can have poor, premature-esque ejaculations?What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>3423699>tumblr
i still prefer on avery island to in an airplane over the semen stains
>>3423709unless losing your virginity was bundled with some sort of relationship beyond freshman crushes, it would probably be the same
>>3423709or at all
>>3423666Not the same Anon, just summing up what he probably thinks.>pulling a fast one on Satan
>>3423699Th..that's fucking stupid. There's a sex orientation for "I don't know what I am"? What the fuck?
>>3423660>having a furaffinity account
>>3423709Not much different than how it already happened, except you would have had to have waited 5 more years, and it wouldn't have been your dad (maybe)
>>3423628But all those things infringe on the rights of others. Eating meat doesn't.
>>3423637>Teen Scootaloo runs away from home after arguing with her parents>One day on your way home from work, you stumble upon her sleeping in a filthy alleyway>Wondering what a young mare like her is doing in a place like that, you prod her to make sure she is alright>She is okay, but hungry and filthy>She begs you to take her with you, and promises to help around the house in exchange for food and a place to sleep for just a little whileWat do?
>>3423667How should I know. They're your fantasies.
>>3423735>logicdun do that anon
>>3423699A crumpled up ball of plastic-wrap.It's hard to fly it like a flag because it static-clings to itself.
>>3423709>tfw 23 year old kiss-less virginAnd it doesn't really bother me
>>3423677Honestly, she had me won at "soft, squeezable derriere." Not to mention she'd probably be the nicest, sweetest girl you've ever met.
>>3423735Eating meat infringes the rights of the animal
>>3423735I know anon, the picture was either made by a fool or a troll. I don't know what the difference is between the two, though.
>>3423737Ask around why she living in trash and if possible, contact her parent after hearing Scootaloo story.
>>3423742but they're slutty fantasies, anon. They can be anything you want them to be
>>3423729I thought you were either straight, gay, bi, or asexual
>>3423737Take her with me?I'm not some kind of robot hitler from the depths of hell designed to be a dick
>>3423709Sometimes I do too.But looking back, the girl I wanted to lose it with is a psycho, so I dodged a bullet.
>>3423731I wish I could have Sweetie live with me and get disgusted by everything I do.
>>3423731How am I supposed to get my up-to-date furry porn? also I do it to support artists I've seen draw on 4chan before. I know this one guy who went from stick figures as a joke to doing $20 commissions for fucking sketches in six months.
>>3423758>eating living plants
>>3423758Animals eat animals all the time
>>3423758Same can be applied to plants then. So what do we eat then?
>>3423758Animals don't have rights.
>>3423737Agree but let her know that she should be getting back to her parents.And that you'll probably let the police know so they can notify them.
>>3423764That's how I felt. And Bit was the "I can't decide" option. People are complicating shit
>>3423764I think they last decided that it's a two-dimensional scale with x as preference and y as self-gender identity or something
>>3423761>She refuses to tell you where she lives, or who her parents are, fearing you would contact them, but keeps nagging you to let her stay at your place
>>3423758huehuehuehue
>>3423737>scootaloo>parentsfanon bullshit
>>3423717No man, what the fuck is wrong with you? You have been in refusal mod since i mentioned this and fuck, it's an old new and this topic was highlighted billion times. You could just google it and figure out I'm telling the truth. Instead, you are trying to convince me^W yourself it is not and such thing is impossible. Are you okay? What is going on in your head?
Would Ponies eat Pikmin?
>>3423785>Not having a purely mineral based diet>2011+1
Apples.
>>3423756>tfw you were the one who posted that description of each Teen CMC's figure, and it caught on
>>3423798Then contact the police like this poster here.>>3423789
>>3423785>weThere's that word again. Some of us would prefer to starve to death than trample on the rights of those that are alive.
>>3423785>>3423777Except plants aren't sentient>>3423779And animals don't have a concept of morality, either. >>3423787So, you're saying bestiality is okay, too?
>>3423806I wouldI bet they taste like laffy taffy
>>3423787That's not true, animals we like have rights! And animals that we eat for food have rights that make them taste better after we slaughter them. Nobody wants to eat a chicken that hasn't been able to move for its entire life.Now white veal on the other hand, that was banned. RIP white veal.
>>3423709to me you are still a virgin unless you have sex without a condom on. it is completely different and 1000x better. you havnt experienced real sex.
>>3423773And that matters.......why?
>>3423806>>3423722I swear to god I saw this exact same thread last night.
>>3423708If she had had a Mexican family in that story, one of her uncles probably would have kicked down the hotel door and dragged her back home while berating her for running off to go whore around with boys.
>>3423809what anon? I'm drawing
>>3423820I wouldn't stick my dick in a filthy, diseased animal. The only things they're good for are eating, and training them to kill each other for our amusement.
>>3423820>>3423817Fuck you. And fuck everything you love.
>>3423820>So, you're saying bestiality is okay, too?yesif horses weren't for me having sex with them, they wouldn't have such amazing genitals
>>3423806Fluttershy would take care of them.
>>3423808>minerals aren't peopleGet fucked, carbon-based-scum.
>>3423800>orphanloofanon bullshit
>>3423804pony
>>3423830people just repost until they get the attention they want
>>3423810It was too perfect, dammit!You made me fall for Sweetie Belle in like, one line!
>>3423820>drawing the line at sentientHow heartless
>>3423820>Except plants aren't sentientWhat the fuck are your talking about?
>>3423837Stream
>>3423820Do you just pick a different stupid-ass subject from tumblr, bring it to the thread, pick the absolutely retarded side and roll with it for amusement? It sure seems so to me.
>>3423853All I'm saying is that only spontaneously-generated-loo is canon.
>>3423816>>3423789>She gives you a hurt and slightly angry look, and says if you call the police she'll run away again, and then it'll be all your fault when they find her dead later
>>3423858I think of things to discuss with MLPG while I drive to work
I want Peta to leave
>>3423840You wouldn't, but does that mean no one else should, either?Why do you get to decide what everyone does?
>>3423837oh man I'd fuck that cakeslut so hard
I think we can all agree that Metals beefed it.
>>3423875I want Ted Nugent to leave.
>>3423806Probably.I bet a bitch like Rainbow Dash would get off on eating them, listening to their dying screams
>>3423851Oh Christ, she'd be fucking crushed if so much as one died.
>>3423880wait, is beefed good or bad?I only agree with the latter
>>3423820>So, you're saying bestiality is okay, too?Of course they do. And that includes the right to be fucked by a human if they want to.
>>3423870Get the cop when she is not looking.
>>3423893what video games are perfect for each pony?
>>3423893Haha yeah, she would.>>3423883fuck you
>>3423851Do we have art of FS as Olimar and the main 6 as Pikmins.
>>3423858im just bored damnit quit patronizing me
>>3423849>Implying Rainbow would put up with that bullshit
>>3423800It was never made canon that she's an orphan
>>3423870Fine, let her stay and you won't call the police.For now. Call later.
>>3423877This coming from the guy who thinks nobody should eat meat.
where can I find all these teen-CMC/SS stories?
>>34238802 out of 3 is still pretty goodand just look at what his Applebloom thing turned into
>>3423917>implying she wasn't saying that after an honest mistake that negatively affected you in some significant way>implying it's not just her emotional insecurities playing up again>implying you won't open your arms and, after she's stopped flinching, invite her between them for a long and tight hug where you explain to her all the different ways you love her and couldn't ever hate or hurt her
>>3423927Weeeell...Here's the Scootaloo one.
>>3423938>tfw no one's done teen Sweetie anymore
>>3423880I'm sorry I'm so sorry.
>>3423923>Content that you are being sincere for now she happily follows you home>Upon getting inside, you realize she smells of week-old sweat and garbage - no doubt from something she slept in>You tell her to go take a shower while you prepare a meal
>>3423927Heres one.
>>3423950And the black eye?
>>3423924There's a difference between>I don't like this, so no one should be allowed to like thisand >This is immoral and tramples the rights of intelligent creatures capable of feeling emotions, including pain and anguish, so I don't think people should do it
>>3423861You know what's even better?If she got to know you, she might just fall for you, too.
>>3423964All in good time, Anon.All in good time.We can't do them all at once.
>>3423938It has become a monster.A massive, feely monster.
>>3423970What are we making.I'm a terrible cook.
>>3423969for whats its worth i really enjoyed it
>>3423901
>>3423927I have all of them I think. Here's the CMC trilogy:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Metals/MetalsMainpage.htmlAnd here's a continuation of SS. I need to make a webpage, one sec.
>>3423971I augmented that for you.
>>3423972She... ran into a wall
>>3423974Wait, are you saying I shouldn't eat meat? Are you serious or just a shitty troll?Because either way I'm still going to eat meat.
>>3423972She bashed it on the edge of a door.While flying at her cruising velocity.
>>3423969It wasn't bad, but it could work better as a full fic.
>>3423972She needs to learn to stop flying inside, running into door knobs.
>>3423989Sentenal, step aside.This General deserves a new class of autist.
>>3423964I've been doing the Applebloom and Silverspoon stories with a couple other Anons - and in my defense, I didn't think I could beat proposing to her after singing a Jazz standard with a swing-band accompaniment.That was good reading. I'm pretty sure someone will eventually drop a post that sparks off a solid week of Teen Sweetie Belle, but until then, I'm not going to force it.
>>3424005>on the edge of a door.That sounds painful.
>>3423901Rainbow Dash - Battlezone
>>3423976>tfw she will never exist
>>3423990Danka.
>>3424013>proposing to her after singing a Jazz standard with a swing-band accompanimentLink that shit.
>>3423974That's what they said about the holocaust>implying morality>implying rights
>>3423974>cows>intelligent animals
The last fortress of sanity fell.
>>3424017
Here's my pastebin by the way, I just added my cuddlesluts minies and Mayor Mare teaser.http://pastebin.com/u/Metals>>3424006Agree>>3423969Thanks
>>3423974Are you seriously on a crusade against meat on fucking 4chan?
>>3424034I would blend up baby celestia and baby luna and feed them to Lauren faust
>>3424034That looks like an old quote, or at least a reiteration of the same.
>>3424034>last fortress of sanity>not Nicole
>>3424015It was, she had a splitting headache for days. You had no idea she could cling onto your chest that tight, but apart from the minor breathing issues it was worth it.
>>3424013I dunno, the whole "Proposing to her" plotline seemed like a bit much to me. I mean, we just got together with her in Metals' story, and suddenly we're marrying her? Seems like we were jumping a little too far ahead. It would have been nice to have more >feels first to let the relationship progress. Like in the AB and SS stories we've been doing.
>>3424004The only reason you eat meat today is because some caveman 30,000 years ago saw a tiger eating a boar, and decided that meant that he could do that, too, because he didn't have to mental capacity to understand that he evolved from a species of monkey which has a diet consisting entirely of fruits, berries and other plants. Look at your teeth. You have herbivore teeth. No other apes besides humans eat meat
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/the-brony-show-episode-60-toxic-mario.htmlAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>3424046Nicole is a twisted up shell of a human being
>>3424054Actually, the only reason I eat meat is because it's absolutely delicious
>>3423989>Always thinking.Always planning.
>>3424054No, no I'm pretty sure I have some canines in there.
>>3424054Chimps have been known to eat meat you doofus.
>>3424054dat caveman is a true heroalso I eat it because it is deliciousthose other apes are missing out
>>3424054Either you genuinely have no idea that Apes are omnivores and several species including chimpanzees and gorillas eat meat and insects, or you're being stupid on purpose. Stop that.
>>3424028
>>3424067No, it isn't. You wouldn't even have a concept of eating meat if we were as intelligent then as we are now. The thought wouldn't have even entered your mind. And if you, today, had spent your entire life eating plants and vegetables (like you should be) the mere smell of dead flesh would be repulsive
>>3424004Well make a wild guess, is he somebody who really wants 4chan's MLPG to turn vegetarian because he believes that it's for the best of every living being or is he just a retard who's whoring for attention by going with the unpopular opinion?
>>342408910/10 not mad but amused
>>3424084>Arguing with a vegan.Don't it's not worth it.The lack of meat has left his brain undeveloped and he will just scream the same bullshit over and over again.
>>3424054>No other apes besides humans eat meathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuhXKvxz4-U
>>3424049Maybe it was, but I treated it as a "flash forward" past all the dating. It wasn't perfect, but I still found it very enjoyable.
>>3424089Nigger take your trolling to >>>/pol/
>>3424084Insects aren't meat you fucking idiot. Neither are fish before you start up.
fragrant bread farts
>>3424101Thank God for animal protein - gotta get dat brain development going on something, right?
>>3424089>And if you, today, had spent your entire life eating plants and vegetables (like you should be)Fuck you.Humans were designed to be omnivorous. I'm not about to deny that to please a few tree-huggers who can't handle the fact that animals die.Watch a nature show. Animals don't give a shit. Lions tear the throats out of gazelles and eat them while they're still alive and writhing around.Don't tell me to give a shit about nature. Nature gives no shits about me.
>>3424106Also, anal and oral sex don't count.
>>3424120dis nig knows whats up
>>3424106Going to point out that this isn't me.This anon is trolling
>>3424054>>3424054>>3424054holy shit!if you are a being serious then you are serious issues man
>>3424054Our biology makes us obligate omnivores. Vegan diets are difficult or impractical if not impossible without supplements or (artificially) fortified food.
>>3423970>>3423985>You are a terrible cook, and you know it, but even you can manage to make tacos. You already have all the ingredients.>You hear sound of the shower from the bathroom as you go about your business in the kitchen>After a while, the sound stops, and you hear the patting of feet entering the kitchen>You turn around to see Scootaloo in the doorway, wearing nothing but a towel>If you didn't know better, you'd have thought she made an effort to wrap the towel around her in such a way as to show off as much cleavage as possible>You suddenly start to feel uncomfortably hot, but try to cool yourself by reassuring yourself that she's just a young girl and she doesn't know any better>Innocently, she asks if you have any clothes she can borrow, as hers are completely filthy
>>3424127Oh good I was afraid for a moment
>>3424116Protip: Humans weren't "designed"If you think this, it would explain a lot of what's wrong with you.
>>3424129>Vegan diets are difficult or impracticalNo they aren't. Just because you can't control yourself around the butcher's counter at walmart doesn't mean you shouldn't have a modicum of self control.
>>3424054But since it is possible for our bodies to consume meat, who am I to decline that opportunity?
>>3423989sentenal, are you working with fluxy on the feelbooru? you really should
>>3424141Sure we were. Even iterative self-improvement is design.
>>3424141Don't talk semantics with me you /r/atheist piece of shit, you KNOW what I fucking meant.We EVOLVED to be omnivores.
Shit, I hate traveling when I want to write pone.
>>3424141>Weren't designed>Irreducibly complexHuman eyeball. Checkmate.
>>3424163What kind of reaction is that?
>>3424141Nah man, dominion over the animals and shit
>>3424163Fuck off Ken you 80s piece of shit
>>3424173I know that feelwatcha writing?
>>3424132Take her to our bedroom.
>>3424173Get a laptop or something.
>>3424173>not taking a notebook with you
>>3424132>And then you showed up.I had no idea ponies had cleavage.
>>3424154>>3424141And now there's 2 of them
>>3424175An adequate Rubber baby buggy bumpers
>>3424165>>3424170No, we didn't. See, the thing about evolution is that there is no "design"; there is no "end-game"; there isn't even a logical reason for an evolutionary development half the time (just look at the clusterfuck that is the platypus)
>>3424132She's human?This changes things slightly. Let her borrow a shirt, a pair of shorts and boxers if she wants.
>>3424174Nope!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwew5gHoh3E
>Just because apes mostly eat plants and we evolved from apes means we must be veganGuys, better stop eating anything single-cellular organisms don't eatit goes against evolution
>>3424189Almost every one of these teen >feels has been humanized.
>>3424196It's the same person.
Would you cook a curious pony a steak dinner, /co/?
>>3424209Stop eating anything. Stop breast-feeding babies because Cows are slaughtered for milk.
>>3424209Stop fucking forcing your darwinism, nobody in this thread wants to hear about it, shitheap.
>>3424173do what I do when I have no PC to write pone ontake a composition notebook and write a single page on the front of a sheettake three pictures (top, middle, bottom) so you can read what you wrote when you stitch the pictures back together in an image editor, and then burn the page in a candle or trash can or something
>>3424054I can eat meat if I want to. I respect the fact that you don't eat meat, but you have to at least try and extend the same courtesy.Being a vegetarian doesn't suddenly give you the right to say "I'm right, you're wrong, and you're a bad person for not doing what I do."
>>3424220Yes, bad time, etc. Go away Fluttershy, or better yet, make me a sandwich.
>>3424228>cookI mean, I guessit would be shitty though
>>3424201There's always a logical reason, even if you can't see it. Just because something isn't "finished" doesn't mean it wasn't designed. Our bodies were designed, through millions of years of evolution, to take advantage of our surroundings. Part of that is food sources.
>>3424224No, it isn't
>>3424224The 2 posts were posted with less than 30 seconds difference.. might just be lag
spaghetti?
>>3424228I'm pretty sure real ponies will eat meat given the chance so why not?Although it might be a little awkward since cows are sentient in Equestria.
>>3424220Go back to your room, young lady
>>3424228Yes. I was quite the cooker in my days.
>>3424248
>>3424228I'm a vegetarian myself, but if she wanted to try it I'd oblige her.
>>3424201Are you still here from three hours ago?Go fuck yourself, you're annoying. I hate having to dance around huge parts of human culture to avoid pissing off faggots like you that derail the thread for hours with your bitching
>>3424248Twilight what are you doing.Get off the table, I don't even like the taste of pony.
>>3424228>PONY EAT MEAT?I hate the Vegan who pokes his head in here from time to time as much as the rest of you, but I still think this is really dumb.
>>3424249Doesn't have to be beef, per se....Venison works too.
>>34242381. No, you can't.2. You have no idea what respect even means if you believe that.3. I'm not saying you're a bad person for not doing what I do, you're a complete waste of flesh for actively being a hindrance to the development of society as a whole.
>>3424245Well, evolution's and our definition of "logical" don't really match up.To us, there's nothing logical about an animal that will die if it leaves the water, yet has lungs instead of gills, and will drown to death
>>3424249Didn't Pinkie Pie eat a hotdog?
>>3424201>there isn't even a logical reason for an evolutionary development half the timeISHYGGTOFGKWAGOFS
>>3424201> there isn't even a logical reason for an evolutionary development You are so ignorant!The reason for evolutionary development is to adapt, survive.Please shut up already, clearly you don't understand evolution, go read some books. But i guess you prefer to act like an expert on a subject that you don't even understand the most basic concepts.
>>3424236>Stealth writing methodsI learnt to write backwards back when I used to write shitty dialogues with my imaginary friends. I also wrote them in a different language than the one spoken in the country.
>>3424280>1. No, you can't.The sausage I'm eating right now says otherwise
>>3424280>no you can'toh come on man that doesn't even make sense
>>3424248it looks like she has a little fangunflittle fangs and horns are my favorite things
>>3424297STOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIT
>>3424277Oh man I love venison.Venison jerky isn't bad either, but it's too soft and moist. Needs to be tougher and drier.
>>3424303BUT I'M HAVING FUNCAN'T YOU SEE THATokay I'll stop now
Time to take a shit
>>3424280Humans are incapable of digesting plants.You can't disprove it.
Can someone post the other one? forgot to save it.
Everyone who eats meat deserves to be ground up and fed to animals. Eye for an eye.
>>3424280>hindrance to the development of society.Because animals have so much to contribute to society amirite?
>>3424323Leaves the whole world blind.
>>3424334 - Capttain Price, Call of Duty
>>3424323Okay, you had better be a fucking troll.
>>3424322Here you go!
>>3424323Everyone who eats plants deserves to be ground up and fed to plants
>>3424334No, just the unclean.
>>34242801.Yes I can2. I simply ask that you respect the way I live my life, and I will respect the way you live yours3. That's a rather delusional thing to say
>>3424346He is, stop replying dipshit.
>>3424350You mean buried underground and left to decompose? Yeah, good one there bro.
>>3424302those are bread lines
>>3424349Thanks. And I swear I've seen this artist before.
>>3424346Would he have to namefag as "OBVIOUS TROLL" for you people to realize that yes, apparently, he's successfully shitting up the entire thread? And just watch as some other ridiculous world-changer appears once he stops getting enough attention, or if we're lucky he goes to bed.
>>3424350Or sent to the sun to be used as fuel for plants>"Photosynthesis...Photosynthesis"
>>3424371>implying plants don't feed animals>implying this isn't working out the same waySo I guess I'm taking both pieces of advice
>>3424334it does not make everyone blind it just makes them all cyclops
>>3424378You probably have.I hope he draws more teens in the future. After how well Silver Spoon turned out I REALLY want to see how he handles the others.
>>3424292I write in the phonetic alphabet, but with characters borrowed from this book of occult and alchemical symbols. It's got sixty four characters and is the only thing I've ever done that I'm actually proud of.
>>3424395Except for cyclops.
>>3424373I know that stop ruining this for me gosh
>>3424277No Twilight.No eating the foreign exchange student!
>>3424323Humans are technically an animal. Animals eat other animals all the time. Even certain plants will sap the nutrients from other plants.In nature, there are always apex lifeforms that feed on other lifeforms. Humans are the ultimate apex lifeforms, and as a result, we eat meat.
>>3424322>>3424349dat hairstyle
Green and Purple
>>3424334Then I'll hunt for my meat by scent.
>>3424396>>3424349I would so hard.
>>3424349>>3424322Velma got hot when she aged.
>>3424410Is the exchange student some kind of sentient deer-plant?
>>3424322>>3424349No offense to Art-Anon, but I would make hot, sweet love to GR's Silverspoon in an instant.I think AA does cute and innocent better than sexy and sultry.
Fuck you, have best pony
>>3424442Not everyone can draw porn I mean look at Tess.
>>3424422AAAAAH HAYOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>>3424441Just a deer.
>>3424450>best ponyThat's not a pic of Spike
>>3424442Would you let her take her glasses off first, or ask her to leave them on?
>>3424401Sweet!I write using a variant of fuþark (Medieval runes). I learnt how to do that during the terribly boring high school Philosophy classes I took.
>>3424455I am. I'm not seeing the point you're making
>>3424414Feels good to be on top baby.
>>3424450you're pretty close, but her sister is best
>>3423927Do you still need them? Cuz there's more.
>>3424466On for the love of god on!
>>3424402OhPirates too
>>3424466>not making sweet, sweet love hot enough to fog up her glasses, and then having them fall askew in the passion of your lovemaking
>>3424455I don't think of it as porn so much as "Political statements with boners."
>>3424466I'd trade glasses with her
>>3424473You are like shouting "HEY GUIZ LOOK AT MY SHITTY BRONY-LIEK TASTE IN PONIES".Beware, man.
guess who is a brony nowhttp://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/
>>3424466>>3424480>even giving "off" as an option>not wanting her to keep them on, so she can give you the bedroom eyes over the rims of her glassesIt's like you don't want me to be turned on.
>>3424486>Glasses fall off>Spell broken>"Ewww">Slap the bitch
>>3424488Good man.
just one more left to colour
>>3424487>"Political statements with boners."You should draw for the new york times.
>>3424491Why do you even follow Miley Cyrus?
>>3424486unf
>>3424491Shows over.Everyone go home.
>>3424491>FiM invented unicorns
>>3424490but I like show Luna, not fanon emo Lunaalso her jewelry sparkles. celestia's doesn't. check fucking mate
>>3424456EVERY SPLIFF I ROLLI ROLL IT BIG
>>3424486>her cheeks are flushed>her glasses are steamed up, and she breathes deeply, her shapely bare chest rising in falling in rhythm with her deep breathing...I can fast to this
When is MLP going to see some flesh-eating horses? There in almost every mythology
>>3424491I browsed through the messages and found nothing. Is the image the only clue?
best pony thread
>>3424450She looks like she is about to play tackle something.With a horn like that, that just sounds dangerous.
>Diamond Tiara's mom is crazy
>>3424503comparing eyeglass prescriptions is actually pretty easy way to break the physical contact barrier with people. only works with people who wear glasses, but it works well.
ow
>>3424542AH HA SCREAMING THAT'S SKUNKWHEN I ROLL UP THE BLUNT, THAT'S SKUNK
>>3424504Great job! I missed the others, will you post them all once you're finished?
>>3424547i dont know man, i just took the picture from 9gag and reposted it here
mafia where
>>3424549>DJ Acid>Best ponyhaha no
miLesmiLesmiLes
>>3424560There was a Silver Spoon >feel about that, if I remember right.
>>3424542I don't smoke cigarettesI don't smoke cigarsI don't smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe pipe
>>3424583miPaulmiPaulmiPaul
>>3424575klonduck please ship rover x scratch
>>3424583WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?
>>3424575>DJ AcidYou have been here too long.
>>3424566See me in your town with the pounds of the hazzzzzzze.
>>3424549Am I the only one who imagines she has a Swedish accent?Like, head-cook from ROSMT Swedish?
>>3424504It didn't hit me that Spoon and Tiara were genderflipped until the second-to-last panel
>>3424595
>>3424611>Swedish>Chef>Not the muppets
>>3424010What about now?https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Feels/FeelsArchive.htmlI need to do attentional work on it, fix a few things, just wanted you to see what my idea was>>3424164I can't write for my life, but I am good at organizing things. What is this feelbooru?
>>3424504>Male DT considers her mother not condoning him molesting and raping fellow students to be "Ruining fun"
>MFW my Derpy has arrived but I can't pick it up until Saturday
>>3424611I imagine her as a mute.
>>3424611I imagine a husky, tomboyish voice
>>3424619bork bork bork
>>3424625>>3424626Well which one is it?
>>3424597KLONDIKE DRAW A GIANT 70-FOOT FEMROVER AND SHIP IT WITH DJ ACID
>>3424611I think she sounds like bjork, and she secretly has an amazing singing voice but has worked so hard on her career as a DJ that she doesn't want to change her reputation by doing things in other careers
>>3424597But I do>>3424607I agree>>3424637noep
>>3424623>Not getting parcels delivered to your houseWhat?
>>3424635Cree Summer's voice
>>3424644SHIT
>>3424641>But I do
>>3424620Looks good.Now it needs to be filled with content.
video games
>>3424643American mailing address. Saves tonnes of money.
>>3424442He drew a pic of Gilda that looked pretty good.
>>3424602I think you're a pretty
>>3424662>American postage systemmy condolences for your loss
>>3424658I like those videoed games.
>>3424664This'n?
http://knighty33.tumblr.com/post/27859460442/looks-like-that-160-000-is-going-to-good-use> all those people who donated kickstarter projects> all similar donations to any projectI can't stop laughing at those autistic fucker. How much retarded you need to be to give money for free.
>>3424164finishing up the database for that currently.
>>3424677no>>3424556
>>3424680HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>3424680>all those fucking games
>>3424680That's nice, dear.
>>3424657Working on it>>3424680Funny, just saw thatthread on /v/. It 404'd when I entered it.
>>3424680I'll admit, I'm jelly of that collection.
>>3424620A >feel aggregator that some Anon came up with last night. The idea was pretty well-received, so he decided to do it.Shoot him an email here. I'm sure he'll appreciate the help.
>>3424680>Actually buying Diablo 3Oh god I feel so sorry for her
>>3424644No. It's a beautiful singing voice. She got in a fight with her tight-arsed parents who wanted her to pursue a carrier in Lyric Opera, but her love o electronic music was too strong.
>>3424680
>>3424680>http://knighty33.tumblr.com/post/27859460442/looks-like-that-160-000-is-going-to-good-useWhat's the context here?I can't into Tumblr navigation.
>>3424683>>3424677>>3424664Thought it'd be better to spoiler it.
>>3424711Does Tropes Vs Women mean anything to you?
>>3424683They look pretty similar...who drew the clothed version then?
>>3424711> idiots donated> money went for a good usewhat else do you need to know
>>3424680>shitton of console games>two PC games, both Blizzardfucking hell
>>3424701I'm actually not, my PS2 collection alone was half as big as that.
>>3424728>L4D2 on 360>Good use
>>3424711You're supposed to know that the woman is a fucking retarded feminazi who criticizes every game ever for not consulting her before writing the female characters.
>>3424711Have you been living under a rock?
>>3424723Not a clue, but she looks good.
>>3424742>>3424742No, I just don't follow everything on the internet ever.
>>3424740You seem upset.
>>3424703Sent.
>>3424708I like thinking her special talent is Music, on the same level of Twilight's being "Magic." She could be incredible at anything she wanted to be if it was music-related - but she likes being a Trance/Acid/House DJ.
>>3424766she just spent a fuckton of cash on the very things she bashed to get the money in the first place
>>3424753>>3424753> ask valid question> get tons of shit repliesWelcome to MLPG.As for your concern - there was that Kickstarter project about "female discrimination and portrayal" in videogames...c:cunningham rtickpvOH C'MON
>>3424786dubstep fanon
>>3424680I can't even describe my disgust.
>>3424786>Trance/Acid/House DJmy dearest nigga
>>3424774:)
>>3424766What part of that post gave you that idea?
>>3424788Everyone retarded enough to actually send money to her deserves to be shat upon.
>>3424189>>3424204Yes, humanized.
>>3424793No one wants to even explain it because that bitch drives everyone insane. Also this shit has been all over the place already.
>>3424793>c:cunningham rtickpvwhat?
>>3424680IsisisIS THAT FUCKING X-BLADESWHY WOULD SHE BUY THATFUCK
>>3424806>>3424796I think the dubstep stuff is too easy and too limited. There are a LOT more music genres out there that a DJ can play than just SWEET MOTHER OF WUBS LOL>Scratch had a Hip-hop phase, but lost interest in it when she discovered Techno and House>Somewhere, a few of her fans hope she'll get back into Hip-hop...
Kritikal's the name, KRT's the moniker
>>3424830She doesn't drive me insane.
Did someone cap that impromptu quest last night?
>>3424830>Also this shit has been all over the place already.I haven't seen it. Maybe it's a /v/ thing.
>>3424832It was his captcha
>>3424850>I haven't seen it. Maybe it's a /v/ thing.Honestly? I've seen it literally on every site I visitYes, including MLPG. Numerous times
>>3424850It really was all over the place, MLPG had a fair share of it since a good portion of it, sadly, overlaps with /v/.
>>3424650Perfect, right?
>>3424850>>3424868Those threads in /v/ being deleted with the speed of light.
>>3424842>There are a LOT more music genres out there that a DJ can play than just SWEET MOTHER OF WUBS LOLAnd none of them are w- ah fuck it. What about R&B?
>>3424873I can't go to /v/ anymoreI went back briefly before E3 but I just can't anymore
>>3424878I dunno... I still like the idea of her being Swedish/Finnish/Icelandic/Scandinavian of some persuasion.
>>3424886>R&BEw
>>3424887/vg/ is good if you need something that has to do with vidya, although most threads are similar to MLPG. /v/ is a complete disaster.
>>3424887I left that shithole the instant /vg/ was created.
>>3424897Like Avicii?I bet she drops Levels all the time, it really is the best
>>3424639>>3424708>>3424786>as much as she loves party scenes, she's actually pretty quiet in person>she's really sensitive about people even hearing her voice>the slightest compliment, even just the admiring look in your eyes makes her blush bright red
What if Vinyl and GO GO GO
>>3424644>Cree Summer>not Petrea Burchard
>Scratch has thousands of albums and CDs>she's listened to every single one of them at least a hundred times>at full volume>at 2 in the morning
>>3424898>Not liking R&B to relax withplebeian
>>3424847What impromptu quest?
>>3424886I thought Vinyl's think was rave music
>>3424911Sir I think your sengen is on vibrate
I sighed.
>>3424909hhhnnnggg
>>3424898You just made an enemy today, sir.
>>3424930I like to clop to ScootalooI like to clop to ScootalooI like to clop to ScootalooI like to clop to Scootaloo
>>3424905If you think that's bad, you should visit the sc2 general.
>>3424930Fucking retard
>>3424911
>>3424922>not relaxing to alternative rockPhilistine
>>3424911I hate to dig up octaviascratch shipping, but I just had this image in my head of scratch pulling and pushing an unwilling and confused octavia through a re-enactment of that music videoI think it's because she is brown.
I imagine Scratch has a voice like Spitfire. It's exactly the same in my head, in fact.
>>3424936Good! If you like R&B then we wouldn't get along because I don't socialise with plebs!
>>3424924It started as a typical >feel then turned into a quest of sorts.
>>3424952>not relaxing to ambient noisecoreTroglodyte
>>3424868/v/ infests everything. I think that if you post on /v/ or /b/ you shouldn't be able to post on any other boards for at least a week.
>>3424949>K-Pop everywhere>"What colour pantsu do you think Hero's gf wears?">caring about the players more than the gameThey are fans of the fandom for video gamesFans of the e-sports?
I want /mu/ to leave.
>>3424955Exactly. It just fits too much for me.
>>3424956>pleb>R&Bactually>saying an entire genre is for plebs
:oI would. Fuck yes I would.
>>3424963>Not listening to TV staticPlease, just die.
>>3424981I agree, with one exception: Metal. Metal is for spazzes.
>>3424963>Not relaxing to people eating chocotacos for 15 minutes
>>3424911Didn't LK do something with this in his ask?
>>3424970>my best friend is like thatTruly a horrible feel. Sending me videos of some girl who's the girlfriend of some player showing off SteelSeries gear.
>>3424981>not liking exclusively one genre which is Breakout-White Noise with Swingsoul influencesI stand by what I said.Pleb
>>3424985What the fuck even is that
>>3424914>Petrea Burchard>the voice of RyokoIt just wouldn't fit
>>3424970Pretty much, with a few more things here and there.
>>3424987>TV static>implying the TV's plugged itIf you're not listening to your switched off appliances, you're doing it wrong.
>>3424987>>3424995>not listening to silent postprogressive dreamstepLego bricks for the lot of you to step on
>>3424995>tfw we both did the same thing
>>3424987>Not listening to utter silenceI don't want to live on this planet anymore
>>3425011Who cares, look at her vagina.
>>3425026Is she all wet?
>>3425020My nigga
>>3425024>Listening to>SilenceNow you're just being stupid, dude.
>>3425024>Not piercing your ears the second you're born
>Any kind of music>Good>BearableFucking plebs, all of you
>>34250382deep4u
>>3425035it's cute
>>3425048I ONLY USE SMELL, IT'S THE BEST SENSE, ALL OTHER SENSES ARE FOR PROLES
/mu/ pls stop making me laugh
>>3425017>not turning a computer off and on over and over and measuring the heat and creating noise patterns based on the rate of cooling and heatingit's like you don't even understand what music is
>>3424815I dropped about $40. US dollars are like chicken feed to me.
>>3424774Replied.
>>3425024>not listening to medium-pressured airflow heated to average room temperatureI didn't know neanderthals existed anymore
>>3424958Oh, you mean the Scootaloo quest?I'll have to go back and cap that.
>>3425057>>3425076>plebs thinking their heat-based noise patterning is superior to old-fashioned dadcoldstay uncultured
>>3425038>not listening to next wave silencecoreNot surprised; I bet you've never even heard of it.
>>3425026>>3425035anon pls
>>3424969I agree with this.
So I'm not the only one Emailing moot about the fluffy conundrum right?
>>3424815At least she hasn't claimed that the Sun told her not to go through with the project, like other Kickstarters
>not eating delicious horse meat>2012
>>3425076>Not listening to your internal blood flow It's like I'm really on /b/.
>>3425099I report their threads when I happen to see them but don't actively attack them. Good luck!
>>3425099moot doesn't give two shitsthis is exile
>>3425088>oldfashioned dadcold>relevant at all anymoreGet with the times old man, real music today is made by tapping your liquidcooled instruments and running the noise through a spectrogram
>>3425097I hate porn.I just want to cute.
>>3425109horse meat is shitBuffalo is where it's at.
>>3425112>not cutting yourself and listening to external blood flow>in 2112-100pls
and thats the end of that seriesthanks to anybody who was even remotely interested in my colouringmy hands really hurt
>>3425123>green magicCHANGLING.
>>3425123>I hate pornNow you done it, horsefuckers gonna it you alive
>tfw your computer's so fucked up the headphones make cracking sounds when pages are loading
>>3425123What if you cuddled during sex?
>>3425132nice job, i enjoyed the coloring!
>>3425057>Not recording a baby's screams and a group of apes hitting objects with their dicks and then mastering it so that every single frequency is +20db, then writing a program which automatically records your dying screams as you hang yourself and then releases it to the publicAll of my shig digs, proles
>>3424220Fuck your bad time, Anon!
>not just using audacity to turn art saved as jpgs and books saved as txts into raw audiohow are you even typing and breathing at the same time?
>>3425150>not making it FLAC>>>/reddit.com/r/music/
>>3425132Thanks. I like it!
>>3424680>she bought bayonetta with the moneyLOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT FINALLY PLAY IT before bashing it AGAINHAAH WAAW
>>3424220Cuddle-time already? Well, okay.C'mere you...
>>3425132oh wow, I didn't know GG made a seventh pagethanks for the color!
>>3425164>Not making it .jpgHow are you even able to read?
>>3425099>caring about a single thread you can easily filter
>>3425164its lo-fi on purpose, you fucking pleb
>>3425152>>3424220WHY DON'T YOU LEARN?!
>>3425170You sure seem to have a problem with "bashing".
>>3425192Whoa, what?
>>3425164>not playing your music from laptop speakers and recording it with a tape player and then playing it over a payphone to an old answering machine and listening to it in twenty second bursts once you get homedo you even low fidelity?
>>3425192I searched and I couldn't see that tweet, and the guy she's tweeting at hasen't tweeted since april.
>Not recording your breath during a year, then pressing it into a 10 seconds sample, adding a 3 minutes echo, burning a compact disk, and playing it on a cassette player
Can somebody please draw some porn with femsnails masturbating with a cucumber?I mean some quality, explicit porn. No Weaver.
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>3425185
>>3425192I was in that thread. That picture is shopped. He did a bunch of other ones for "lulz" and attention
>>3425152Hahaha
>>3425221>Compact disc>Not floppy discFUCK OFF, PLEBJESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T EVENHOW DO YOU LIVE
Fuck you, daytime MLPG
>>3425225>I mean some quality, explicit porn. >No Weaver.you're going to break his heart, man
>>3425242Its evening MLPG now
>>3425144NO SEX.ONLY CUTE.
>>3425236>floppy>not disketteI'm ashamed to be on this planet
>>3425249>3PM >eveningwrong
>you'll never see a my little guillotine kit come to life
>>3425255sex is cute
>>3425264Maybe if you're a gaymo.
>>3425255>Oh god where did this baby come from I can't stop blushing>>3425260But going by your time its not morning either
>>3425256>not recording your music onto drying clay by spinning a pot with a free-swinging brush set against it's surface so that the vibrations are transferred into microgrooves on the clay
>>3425263
>>3425255>>3425275>Preggity
>>3425276Why the fuck would you use clay? Did you go to school?
>>3425255Add some color to your life
>>3425275it's afternoonalso I'm in a space ship orbiting the planet opposite to the direction of earth's rotation so it's going to be 3PM foreverTHE AFTERNOON SHALL LAST FOREVER
>>3425263We guilotine now?
>>3424680>knighty uses the same theme as 0r0
>>3425296
>>3425294>clay in school>make it absolutely soaked>throw it at your friend>it will never come off
>>3425282Is he okay?
>>3425276>Clay>Not cement>Free-swinging brush>Not a syringe with the blood of an infant in it
>>3425300the WORST FUCKING PART about not being at my own PC is not being able to save images that destroy my sidesfuck it, I'm emailing this to myself
>>3425300We've been guillotine for a while now>>3425227
>>3425307>paying attention to themes
>>3425152> apple in charge of body anatomy and proportions
Oh Tess, you always know how to end arguments about what you do.
>>3425309Why can't I into cuteHow do into cute
>>3424680Oh is Knighty a misogynistic little bitch too?That's disappointing
>>3425282guillotines!
>>3425332by making more human marker pone
>>3425327>this horse anus is outrageoustearsjust tears
>>3425327>This horse anus is outrageous
>>3425340Why would anyone even remotely find that sexually attractive
>>3425339for disliking this woman? ha
>>3425339Oh not again.. at least I'm going to bed
>>3425327dammit Tess
unf
>>3425350SimpleIts roleplaying. Luna comes back. Like a phoenix In fact she requested it.
>>3425350fear is a powerful emotionsex is more than just a physical act, you knowhigh emotions can be incredibly arousing
>>3425362Thank you based Apple.
>>3425362fluttershy is such a cock slut
>>3425350I kinda like it, anon.There's a number of fetishes at work there. Rape. Necrophilia. Crying woman/misogyny.
>>3425362Apple's porn literally makes my balls explode
>>3425362My god...
>>3425373Rarity is a bad influence.
>>3425225Yeah, i needed some drawing practice for today anyway.Pretty hot, right?
>>3425354He doesn't even know that woman.He and /v/ are just anal crusaded because she's speaking out against misogyny in video games.
>>3425362>finishing on a womans eyeDISGUSTING
>>3425377God, me too
>>3425362this guy has studies his horse vaginas. i wish more people would do this.
>>3425099Don't expect moot to care. He WANTS us to suffer.If anything, he'll probably give them their own board and encourage more people to go there.
>2012>Not carefully carving the Bible on your left hand with a rusty knife, recording your tears as they drop on a leather 33' bodhrán, forwarding an e-mail with the resulting .WAV to a friend, letting him write the corresponding MIDI file, and playing it on a 2002 keyboard
>>3425367>>3425374I knowit's justnecrophilia is 2hardcore4me
>>3425354Whatever you do, don't start arguing with him. Don't respond to him.
>>3425364That series of images does nothing to imply that it's role playing.
>>3425362where did you get this
>>3425374Deafdefiler pls go
>>3425362>>3425362>>3425362>>3425362FUCK U APPLEDO MORE
>>3425409https://d.facdn.net/art/sunnysoda/1343048177.sunnysoda_bluh.png
>>3425399Yeah, he actually believes people should ignore what they don't like.What a fag.
what if pinkie was a fortune teller
>>3425419wait whats his furFAUHGAFJDfinity
>>3425413>>3425413DD only pretends to be a rape fetishist.He's a fucking poser.
>>3425362Fluttershy has always been hottest ponyBut fuck if I hadn't already just fapped my dick would be bonerific right now
>>3425431pinkie pie is worst than hitler
>>3425431>furry ears
>>3425434
It's coming along. I'd say about 75% done.Thoughts so far?
>>3425434>body paintNot sure how to feel about this
>>3425451That actually looks pretty great
>>342545175/100
>>3425453I want to say it's photoshopped but then I don't know why they wouldn't do the rest of them
>>3425451I hope Agent Smith doesn't mind being a pony.
>>3425451Lookin' good!
>>3425419no but where can i find that and more?
>>3425340Fucking finally, you have no idea how long I've been looking for that.
>>3425451ponedeteted.jpg
>>3425475Why
>>3425475This is literally dildos
>>3425475Wow, what a terrible comic.
0r0 x mabel being drawnhttp://www.livestream.com/dosedfds/
>>3425475Meh/LameSo tired of 'Me Gusta'... uggghghhgugu
>>3425493And you expect me to care?
>>3425493Fuck. That.
>>3425493no
>>3425504No, he expected you to reply. Good job.
>>3425419>Rarity analMy boner can no longer be contained by this mortal realm.
>>3425493
>>3425493I don't believe you. I refuse to.
>>3425451I like it!Also peanus can you repost thunderlane shoving rumble off a cloud? I thought I saved it but cant find it.
>>3425493UNACCEPTABLE
>>3425451guy that requested it here>mfw
>>3425493Liar!
>>3425534
>>3425515Not a single fuck given.
>>3425546Thanks!
>>3425451>>3425538Where is this fanon that Smith hates the puns came from?Yes, I do watch the show^W movie. Fuck you retard it is not even close to canon.
wow, daytime threads are awful
>>3425564There must be some kind of way out of here.
>>3425561What kind of honest to god retard question is that?
OK, everything I have personally saved and/or capped. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Feels/FeelsArchive.htmlThat aggregsator is going to be so much superior to these pages, there is just so many of them with so much complexity and choices in them, I don't do them justice.
>>3425546>Flitter freaks out seeing Rumble all banged up, running for the first-aid kit and tending to him, bombarding him with "Are you okay?" and "What happened out there?!">Cloudchaser takes one look at Thunderlane and smacks him over the head.
>>3425561It's "MLPG canon"Relax man, it's all in good fun.
>>3425561Why are you so autistic?
>>3425564but anon it's almost midnight in the one timezone that mattersthere's a reason why it's also called universal time
>>3425564This one has been pretty good, vegan trolling aside.
>>3425570Said the Joker to the Thief...
>>3425419WHERE DID HE UPLOAD THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>3425570
>>3425587No idea, he linked it in the previous thread and I apparently still had it on my clipboard saver's list.
>>3425576>"That's how Dad taught me to fly when I was a colt.">Cloudchaser sternly reminds him that's how he broke his wing when he was little.>Flitter wraps Rumble in bandages, who's doing his best to not tear up.>"What?"
>>3425575How many feels are in there?
>>3425580universal is in orlando dumbass
Can I get that picture of Dash wearing a potato sack
Really hope apple doesn't mind me cropping his thing to focus on each pony
>>3425583That's like half the thread
>tfw after months of practice you can draw perfect circles freehandfeels good man
>>3425572>>3425578But anon, it is you who is autistic here.> forced memego back to /b/
>>3425617Pfft. Drawing coicles is for chumps.Now drawin' ovals is where the real talent's at.
>>3425617Good job!
>>3425613>human hands>horse cock
>>3425611you're killing me anon
>>3425617It's the only thing I've learned during these 8 months of drawing.
>>3425622>NO JOKES ALLOWED, NOT NOW, NOT EVER>Not autistic as fuck
Any requests?
>>3425622Not liking something doesn't automatically make it a forced meme. It just caught on over time.
WHO'S READY TO GET THEIR NEW HORSE ON?
Aaand last
>>3425644My dick
>>3425644Raritys nightly shameful taco and burrito cravings
>>3425644Draw Rarity as a robot.
>>3425649...We've got close to 70 images to go.
>>3425644Make /v/ go away forever
>>3425622It was a joke I made a couple of times way back and a few anons picked it upRelax
>>3425650Where's the Fluttershy one?
>>3425644horse diaper
>>3425644Flitter/CC tending to a banged up Thunderlane/Rumble
>>3425649fuk u im going to bedilu /co/goodnight mlpgi miss you guys
>>3425644FREEBIRD
>>3425662DONTELLME TO RELAX YOU AUTIST IT DEOSNT MAKE SENSE FUCK YOU
>>3425644Pone in a peaked cap
>>3425664>>3425362Did it first because she's the best pony
>>342560712. I'm kinda ashamed I don't have more organized at this point, I started late with saving green texts. Also I worry if I push myself too hard, I'll burn myself out and lose any interest in these things.
>>3425644Princess Celestia with broken wings
>>3425666ahahha dubs get. you must draw.
>>3425644Ponies in Boxer BriefsWe need more!
>>3425687This please
>>3425644Junebug cum inflation and she has no idea who keeps doing it to her
>>3425653I will need more information Anon.>>3425672You got it Anon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIOYLMnTt0s>>3425683Pretty deep anon.>>3425684I hate dubs and trips.>>3425687Sounds cute.
>>3425683Oah man, how long have you dragged that request? You know, If my drawing skills were sufficient I'd draw your request.
>>3425668I might do this one if he doesn't
>tfw apple and rose love us
I guess hoof fetish isn't much of a thing?
>>3425575I hope it lives up to expectations. Work continues.
>>3425716I've been telling you this for longest time!Like holy fuck!Fucking titsgoddamnit mongrelfuck
>>3425605>Thunderlane is the screw-up older brother who isn't as good an influence as he thinks he is.Reminds me of the time someone posted a greentext of Thunderlane getting Rumble a "Pussy Destroyer" T-shirt.
>>3425727sshhhush rosewe love you too
>>3425716>tfw LK doesn't hat us
>>3425575What kind of layout is that
>>3425726Can someone throw me the email fluxy set up for it?
>>3425726>/mlp/ finds out about it>fluffy pony general starts using it>bronies start using it
>>3425716So do a lot of contributors, anon. Don't rule out their love.
>>3425727>tfw rose hats us now.I kid, you're awesome girl.
>>3425726Have you thought about doing this before or did our antics last night inspire you on the spot?
>>3425716>tfw apple is going to disappear forever soon and rose will go back to hating us
>>3425716>tfw you read that as "leave us" and started freaking out
>>3425723I prefer feet and cute little toes, but it's not like there's any artists here that can draw them well.
>>3425740The kind of layout from an idiot who is trying to do his best., but fails horribly.
>>3425728Haha what? I missed that one.That sounds like a great picture though.
>>3425711Thanks!
>>3425680Hey, that's alright man. I'm sure fluxy will appreciate the effort as well for his project.
>>3425742He said last night that fluffy pony shit is right out - he'll not even allow it in.Also>horsefucker's dreamI'm hoping that implies there'll be measures against Bronies using it.
>>3425731I AM NOT ROSESTOP CONFUSING ME WITH OTHER ARTISTSI'M NOT ROSE, TESS, JESSY, PHN NOR NOELFUCKAll I want is for you to like me Anon...That's all I ask.
>>3425632It's why Anon is so popular in Equestria
>>3425746Toyed around with the idea, but last night kinda inspired me to do it.>>3425742fluffy is autoban>>3425741mlpggreentextproject@gmail.com
>>3425768i love you ayour not apple right
>>3425728>>3425761>"Why does he think I hate cats...?"
>>3425772FUCK THIS WAS MY IDEA HOLY SHIT
>>3425772What are you doing?A database?
>>3425776No.
>>3425632where do you see a horsecock? you stupid blind african-american.
One Anonymous here never lies.One Anonymous here never tells the truth.All the rest are varying degrees of dickbags.Given this information, what question can you ask Anonymous to get a proper answer?
>>3425795i still love you unless you're ross
>>3425733>doesn't hatnigga he loves ushe's said it himself
>>3425804Would you a pone?
Anybody need anything edited in or out of a picture? i'm taking requests
>>3425804Take me to your mlpg.
>>3425799Cumming on Pinkie
>>3425807You don't even know who I am. Your love means nothing.Besides, what do you have against Rose?Too fuzzy for you?
>>3425804Which pony would you bed first?
>>3425632>>3425819The human hands have a human cock there, and the 2nd part only has a horsecock
>>3425804Smullyan pls
>>3425700> deepdud, that is a request, if you don't want to pick it up then why the hell did you ask for it?
>>3425819it's not the same series
>>3425823>ross>ROSSand i know who you are, anonyou're the best
>>3425804What would that other anon say?
>>3425823He said Ross. Two "s"s.
>>3425804"Fluttershy is the worst pony, right?
>>3425733It's true. You guys are fun.
>>3425840But sometimes she saves the day.
>>3425772Thanks - I forgot to grab it last night when he posted it.You guys know he's all for drawfags getting in on this too, right?
what is caluriris tumblr? someone said she has horrifying new porn.
>>3425848I'd ask why you left the Skype chats, but that would probably be prying into things.
>>3425816Could you just cut the white space out of the right of this picture for me?Also haven't seen your ass in a while.
>>3425835>>3425839Oops.Also thanks Anon.>>3425832Anon, I love it, that's why I responded to it! Very Kulenovic like. Lemme give you a hint to who I am.
>>3425848>having funhonestly considering all LK does, I think he's got the short end of the stick when it comes to having fun
>>3425866>Save day>By being literally worth less than a child>YAY LET'S CELEBRATE THIS PONY WHO DID ALMOST NOTHING
I'm sick of MS being called a pedo. Drawn sure, maybe child model stuff. But there's no evidence of anything else. He seems totally harmless.
>>3425887She still managed more than Thunderlane or any of the other lazy faggots
>>3425793building a custom aggregator site from the ground up. will allow uploading, tagging, character association, author crediting, art attaching, rating, searching, and whatever else I can come up with. ideally in the end you'll be able to search by author, characters, category, tags, and more.I've got the basic backend database structure completed, now moving on to account management/registration, then to content uploading, tagging, etc. I'll be providing update posts as the project progresses. at this point I'm shooting to have a bare bones system up and running in 5-7 days.i hope that kind of describes what's going on.>>3425868Yeah, definitely to allow art inspired by or that inspired different stories to be associated with the origin content. also, greentext that lead to other greentext can be associated, so in theory you'll be able to trace different concepts from their beginning to where they went from there.
Anything interesting happened over the weekend?
>>3425887Dash knows how sensitive her friend is. Some ponies just need a little encouragement
>>3425894Here's your reply, now go away.
>>3425903no
>>3425894[Obligatory reply]
>>3425906>but I am weak and helplessNot sure why that line gave me butterflies
>>3425894Oh wow, I'm like so gonna get involved in this interesting conversation
>>3425887If she hadn't shown up, there would have been no hurricane.
>>3425899>going from 2.3 to maybe 4.0wooThey were ACTUALLY sick, in the hospital sick. You know, not fakey 'ponypox' bullshit
>>3425900>i hope that kind of describes what's going on.Totally, sounds great.
>>3425894He probably shoudl be banned from cons where they have kids.
>>3425908>>3425912>>3425915Fucking pancake defence force.
>>3425915>>3425912>>3425908I'm so proud of you, MLPG
>>3425909
>>3425924Nobody was talking about pancakes until you showed up and started talking about them.
>>3425912[Obligatory counter reply]
>>3425932[Ad hominem attacks]
>>3425938[retort]
>>3425924How does it feel to fuck a pancake?
>>3425938>ad hominemI don't it means what you think it means
Filibuster
>>3425876Because I haven't posted there or read anything for quite literally the past 500,000 messages. I don't talk to anyone in those chats so I didn't see a reason for sticking around.>>3425881>implying I don't find sharing to be fun
>>3425894We've all decided he's a pedo, but there's no point in debating or arguing it anymore.
>>3425943sticky
>>3425943I'd imagine that fucking a stack of pancakes can be kind of pleasant.A single one though? Not so much.
>>3425916HERE I AMROCK YOU LIKE A ______
>>3425953>enabling replies
>>3425932>no audio in this image
>>3425932[replying]
>>3425962>using the old version of oggchan
>>3425952I thought as much.
>>3425916Spitfire would have helped
>>3425880And who you are and why do I need to know?
>>3425894Yeah, I'm sick of Ross too.But you can't let him get to you.
>>3425977I love doing 2deep4u art. That's what matters. My person is irrelevant.
>>3425952>>3425969>LK skype chat drama>LK part of any dramaI MUST KNOW
>>3425977he is obsidian, he likes 2deep4u
>>3425988No drama, I was just curious as to why he pulled up stakes.Matter is settled.
>>3425992
>>3425974Listen none of the other ponies there was wearing a watch do you have even the slightest idea how important it was that she stay there keeping an eye on the clock?
>>3426006
>>3426016Too figurative. Needs more lines.
You guys do realise that you're all bronies, right?
>>3426010>tfw you think Spitfire is the best background / side character but HFS has made everyone hate her
>>3426016
>>3425988I wasn't participating in a pair of Skype chats because I was busy and stuff so I LEFT.
>>3426024WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
>>3426033I don't hate her
>>3426010Considering they weren't going for the record, not important at all.
>>34260392drama4me
>>3426038
>>3426038Wow, I remember thisIt's by a black dude and he has like 100 pictures like that
>>3426040
>>3426033>>3426047I don't care if other people hate her. I'm not going to stop liking her either. She's awesome looking with a cool voice.
>>3426067WHERE
>>3426059Did someone screencap that "Hairy ass is art" post from earlier?
>>3426059What a shit cutie mark.
>>3426067You there. Where is your RT comic adaptation?
>>3426067>that luna sidemouthhahaaha
>>3426067Oh godoh god oh fuck oh god my boner just ripped my pants
>>3426076I really hope she gets some more screen time in S3. Like an episode where she has to visit ponyville for some reason. Or maybe it's that beach episode we all want and the Wonderbolts came, too.
>>3426039you're a catty bitch sometimes, LK, you know that?i still love you though
>>3426067>off MLPG for several days>fap a grand total of two times>get on MLPG again>have fapped eight times in as many hoursFUCK YOU ASSHOLESLOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR NUMBER NINE
anyone in the mood for some gay furry drama?
>>3425986>>3425986Okay... I guess? Not sure if I get it what it was all about but I'm sure I'll wait for your interpretation of the idea.
>>3426117>>>/tumblr
>>3426117That's not your trip neneki
>>3426105Er, meant to link to >>3426084 and I got the wrong imageFuck
>>3426101I honestly didn't expect to see her at all in Season2 but there she was!Cross your fingers man
>>3426133Thank you.
doodling
>>3426117Could you translate that so I can understand what's going on?
>>3426158I don't think cum works like that
>>3426132>fake namcoThis seems unnecessary, people already dislike him just fine
>>3426162At first I thought Oro was talking about himself, but it looks like he's just posting what Onta was saying, I guess.
>>3426133>tfw I missed the best shit againAAAAAAAAA
does anyone else thinks that unicorns shooting lasers from their horns is kinda stupid?what the hell was Meghan McCarthy thinking?seriously that shit feels so out of place in the show
>>3426158>Holes in teethAugmenting your level of details, are you? I like it.
>>3426158pony gooddick bad
>>3426117>>3426162>Could you translate that so I can understand what's going on?This.What the fuck is he talking about and why should I care?
This horse anus is outrageous!
>>34261620r0 and onta are fags0r0 and onta hate each other0r0 disables commenting in chat so he can print out onta hating on himeveryone > onta >>>>>> 0r0
>>3426191You shouldn't, move along
>>3426197At least I can fap to Onta's art0r0 is just shit all around
>>3426193Truly, truly outrageous.
>>3426197That comes across as Onta looking like a dick, actually
>>3426201I have fapped to two of 0r0's drawingsI felt terrible afterwards both times
>>3426206When it all comes down to it I can safely say I do not care. Let the furries fight each other.
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>>3426206but he's right0r0's attitude literally taints everything he touches and if I held weight in any community I would warn others about him too
It's like I'm really in high school again.
>>3426117>Slimy personalityIs he talking about Slugbox?
>>3426206Anything without context makes someone look like an asshole.
>>3426225Nobody ever leaves high school, Anon. You can just hope to avoid it, but it always comes back.
>>3426220WHERE?
>>3426182Not really.
>>3426225Did you hear what P+ said about Sentenal in Dooks' synctube last night?
Fluttershy is a pretty silly pony
>>3426232I'm familiar with the context that, but even without it, he still doesn't look like an asshole.
>>3426232>i ship myself with a shipeverytime
>>3426225School is out but never over, and that's the only lesson you can learn
>>3426242I love drama, what did he say?
>>3426242no but im curious do share
>>3426225http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>>3426236>tfw time seems to have stopped when you left High School>tfw the most vivid memories come from this period>tfw everything you've been doing since all those years after graduation's all blurry
>>3426255pas mal
>>3426238http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/IGNProLeagueI think.
>>3426220ME CHOBOME CHOBO ME CHOBO ME CHOBO ME CHOBO
>>3426270I was this close to linking that
>>3426255>toxic-mario did this joke alreadyhow bad is that, ripping off jokes from toxic mario
>>3426242I hear rose has a crush on Leth!
>>3426277Yeah I found it, I missed the first gameIGN rebroadcast this like 24/7 though so it's all good
>>3426245Fluttershy is a lovely sweet pony
>>3426255Oh hey, the same joke that was in that comic with the burning tire pony.
>>3426165yea but i was trying to make it like a shotgun blast>>3426184neat thanks>>3426185time to study dicks for the greater good.
>>3426255PfffffthahahaAlso what? The stallions' special talent is acid rain?
>>3426292>inb4 mutaling bling>again
>>3426288I heard that Leth is really Iris
>>3426288That slut, who hasn't she fucked?
>>3426318Me;_;
>Make a game out of destroying as many Centurion arms as I can>Suddenly entire enemy team's Centurions are chasing me>I take all of their arms off before dyingWell, I know what I'm making a log of for the foreseeable future in this game.
>>3426314>hasnt been in the mlpg skype chat beforehow new are you?
I heard that Ross is actually Rose.I mean check this outRoseRos_RossIt can't be a coincidence.
I heard that Ross is actually a cunt
>>3426339Old enough that I wouldn't hang out in a chat for you fuckers
>>3426341I believe in alphabetical numerology and astronomy and I approve this post.
>>3426341oh my god
>>3426352shit apple what are you doing
>>3426339Not everyone goes in there. Or asks to hang out. Apple is the most recent guy who's asked to get in.
>>3426341RoseReseTeseTessTesseJesse
>>3426352oh god.anyone have the one with spike sucking cock with a maid outfit?
>>3426366That's not apple, you silly bag of shit.
>>3426371
>>3426352uuuunfffff
>>3426371And it all leads back to Weaver.Every drawfag is just an avatar of Weaver.You know it to be true.
>>3426352oh myis it spike maid time
>>3426371OH GOD
>>3426295This is the one I meant:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
>>3426339ive been here for over a year and a half and ive never been in the skype chat
>>3426384horrifying
>>3426394Those claw boots are ....adorable
>>3426415Quelle sorte de réaction est-ce là ?
>>3426415MAKE IMMORTARU
>>3426242D-Did he really?I don't care about him anymore, he showed up in steam chat two weeks ago, complaining he was IP banned because of some furry, and never showed up again, here or there. He said he was busy with stuff, and wasn't not talking out of spite, so he must be constantly working at this point. Maybe construction work.
>>3426392As a drawfag, I can confirm that I am indeed an avatar of Weaver.
>>3426295I meant this one:http://www.derpibooru.org/21977
>>3426428
>>3426415>he gg'dOUTRAGEOUS
>>3426448"Weaver's Avatars Anonymous"
>>3426408Anyone can get in, just ask.
>>3426415KOREAN DANSU SUPREMACYWE DANSU
>>3426415http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlc0S8LLtsg
>>3426441You were the worst kid in high school.>I don't care about him>Then immediately vomit all this shit about him What the fuck dude. There was no synctube. Nothing even happened. Why do you do this?
>>3426473Every time.
>>3426459If Iris hangs out there, I wouldn't want to go
>>3426459what do they actually talk about there?
>>3426481Because Sentenal puts his foot in his mouth constantlyHe's our mascot that we love to mock
>>3426488Iris is banned from the MLPG chat. God forbid we let him in there.
>>3426441it was a joke, meant to present mlpg interactions in a very highschooler type fashion
>>3426491Literally nothing. I don't see why you guys make it out to be some exclusive club. It's a place where you can shoot the shit
>>3426507>shoot the shithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y5XjlO4vk
>>3426507Like steam chat?
>>3426504>Sent is the guy who never got the jokes
>>3426481I've given up trying to make sense why he doesn't talk at all, but I still can't forget, since it's still relevant to me. So basically, just like the kids in my high school.>>3426504Umm, sorry, but why did you think I added the "R-Really"? Kind of obvious it was all a joke.
>>3426528If you knew it was a joke then why the fuck did you get all serious
>>3426528If you understood it was a joke why even make that spoilered sentence afterwards complaining about him?You can't say you took it as a joke then immediately respond with all of THAT. Goddamn.Do you even comprehend yourself?!
>>3426521Exactly. The only reason it feels exclusive because it only seems have the upper profile name/tripfags that go on there. I have no idea where the stigma that only these kinds of people are allowed appeared.
would you give your favorite pony a massage?
>>3426541>>3426544It's expected of me. Plus a slight hope he might see it and get off his high horse and settle the matter already.
>>3426568You know you don't HAVE to act autistic, right?
Front, middle or back?
>>3426550I forgot ho to massage muscles. I used to do it all the time when I was younger because of my relatives that did lots of sports. But not anymore?
Pay no attention to sentenal, we trained him wrong, as a joke.
>>3426568>I was only pretending to be retardedThat's our Sentenal!
>>3426546Because >hero worshipHonestly though most of them are not interesting to me at all. I much prefer mingling with the steam chat faggots. There is no "hierarchy", real or illusion, in there based on what they do in the thread
>>3426577yes
>>3426568Just accept that people will hate you because of your autism and that's it's impossible for you to change as a person.
>>3426577all four.
>>3426577Middle
>>3426550I would... but i wonder how good a massage would be from the spa twins..
>>3426577Middle pls
>>3426577Middle.
>>3426577human girl with the nice butt
>>3426496Oh good.But what other faggots hang out there?
http://ing.uchile.cl/~flavande/archivos/MISC/a-discourse-on-and-defense-of-the-waifu-movement.pdf
>>3426577Background.
>>3426613Depends on who you, for any reason, unreasonably loathe or whatever. I'm not going to list everyone there but I drop in every few days and they're all fun people to chat with about stuff.
Hey guys how are we doing today
>>3426639>white_slug_playing_racing_game.gif
Which pony loves pizza?
>>3426631>a whole shitload of faggotsfair enough
>>3426596>>3426601>>3426603mag nig--->>3426627AHAHHAH
>>3426639angry
new horse where
>>3426653WHY DOES HE KEEP WRENCHING THAT USELESS NUT ALL THE DAMN TIME
>>3426639>mfw playing Generations on 3D
>>3426671Why angry?Also those two ponies need to be buckled in. It's not safe.
We ded
A pony shows up at your door. It's Trixie, complete with all her bitchiness.What do you do?
>>3426692>242 images>Asking for new horse>implying you're not the cancer
>>3426656YO SISTER, WHAT'S THE HAPS
>>3426700I don't open the door.
>>3426703I'm Capricorn
>>3426697That car doesn't even have safety beltswhat kind of horrible car is that
i thought it was going to be a good day when i got up this morningit wasn't.
I have major league anxiety.
>>3426700Well what the hell does SHE want?
>>3426721then join a minor league
>>3426718A horrible one that is definitely not safe for two young Pegasi in the back seat...who's driving it is a better question.
>>3426695At least he's tightening it in the correct direction.
>>3426700This is seriously the only time I'd tell a pony to fuck off. I love marshmallow horses, but I just can't stand her.
>>3426717Scorpio master race
>>3426737Reverse threaded nuts, nigga
>>3426700>Open the door>"What do you want this time, Trixie?">She wants a cup of sugar>mfw I don't have sugar>give her flour
>>3426737Why is Pinkie loosening that nut? How terrible.
>>3426749Do you have any clue why people use reverse threaded nuts or what purpose they pertain? Do you really have any fucking clue whatsoever?
>>3426695Better question is why does he loosen the nut right after tightening it. That's not a ratchet. It's a wrench. Silly Dexter.
>>3426721[MLG]xX_QuiCkPostZzz420_Xx[No Anxiety][ALPHA ONLY]
>>3426726She just wants to do her show for you. Have some one tell her how awesome she is.And maybe a little donation so she can eat today.
>>3426756>flour>not salt
>>3426743Leo GOAT tier represent.
>>3426772Being a Libra, it could go either way for me.
>>3426766>It's Trixie, complete with all her bitchiness.I tell her to eat shit.
>>3426771>salt>not cocaine
>>3426760Reverse threaded nuts are like Apple-specific hardware, made different to ensure exclusivityBut what if all screws in Equestria follow the "Lefty tighty, Righty loose-y" rule?
>>3426743
>>3426760Yes I know they're usually used in situations where the rotation of an object would otherwise loosen the nut. It was a joke mothafucka, chill.
...
>>3426743Leo master raceftfy
>>3426796IS IT TIME?
>>3426791sometimes screws are reverse-threaded out of necessitythe bolt that holds the blade of my desk fan is reverse threaded
>>3426796I've come to expect the usual quote. This actually made me laugh.
>>3426791I find "Lefty Locky, Right Releasy" easier to remember for that.
>>3426721I do too.
Oh no, it's happening again! Someone get the Preparation Horse
>>3426796The one down side of using Tomorrow theme is that all these pictures look weird.
>>3426815Nothings happening everything is fine.
>>3426819Did they fix how big post reply chains get unreadable?
oh i bet you'd like me to believe that
>>3426836Nope not yet. Make that two things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdoAnBY4MvE&feature=plcp
>>3426794BY GOD, WE HAVE A WINNERBUT DON'T GET TOO EXCITED, LUCY-LUE, BECAUSE IT WAS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION AND I'M SURE IF YOU STOPPED LIVING IN YOUR DREAM WORLD FOR ONE MOMENT YOU WOULD'VE RECOGNISED BASIC HUMAN COMMUNICATION
Now would be the appropriate time for a new thread.
>>3426864A master race.
>>3426864b is the only correct choice.
truck nutz
i really need to poop but if i leave i'll miss out on all the ponying
>>3426870>H-h... here I go!
>>3426877>not ponying while you poop
>>3426864BDo you even watch Fosters Home?
>>3426877>Not ponying while sitting on the toilet
>>3426877Nothing's going on, you can poop safely
New Horse>>3426883>>3426883>>3426883>>3426883
I'll make the new thread!
>>3426877and that is why i admire you anon
>>3426902Your butt already beat you to it
>>3426895>>>3426883 (Dead)>deadNEW HORSE WHAT HAPPENED
>>3426895good job dingus
>>3426895>4chanX telling me my thread is dedWELL FINE THEN>>3426883>>3426883>>3426883
>>3426893>>3426891>>3426894oh no you don't! you're just going to pony extra hard when i get up and then i'll have missed out on all the best ponying!
>>3426895YA BLEW IT
>>3426918>>3426916I think it's the way butts the threads. 4chanx somehow reads them as dead unless you refresh. It's cause he's so fast
Let's be honest this was a pretty good thread for DMLPG.
IT WORKED!http://slugbox.tumblr.com/post/27871444089/i-havent-seen-much-pony-art-from-you-have-you-stopped
I am the worst person in this entire fandom.
>>3427032I have a hard time to believe that.
>>3427573You are correct to be skeptic. Because I am the worst person in this fandom.
