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Old Horse: >>3411506


A pleasant morning to you, MLPG.
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>>3415132

>piast
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But it's already been morning for 12 hours.
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>>3415150
What do I have to do to get into the poni zone?
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>Morning

But I just got home and want to chill...
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I heard you guys were talking about scary monsters
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>>3415179
Like a prehensile clitoris?
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>>3415181
>filename
hahahahaha
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>morning

morning is in two hours. give or take half an hour.
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TELL ME YOUR FUCKING FETISHES, GLITTER GLUE
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>>3415165
Wait, he said someone's the old Ruling line of Poland because she's your favorite?

>fuckyeah.jpg
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>>3414985
And that concludes Anon Fthagn.

Good night
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>>3414426
All of my unf
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SEASON 3 OPENER LEAKED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTYuz07ntis&feature=related
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>>3415177
Don't worry, the thread should be chill for another couple hours.

>>3415172
That doesn't stop me from wishing you a pleasant one.

However, my deed is done and I'm going to go pass out now.

Good night/morning MLPG, have a nice day.
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>>3415199
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>>3415197
Sleep well, anon
Despite whatever madness is clearly afflicting you
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>>3415179

i like scary monsters.
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I wan to kiss Rainbow Dash
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>>3415204
I hope you dream of a your favorite pony gently waifuing your anus.
Sweet dreams.
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Spike over-extends himself by promising to help ponies around town. He realizes he won't be able to deliver on all his obligations so he enlists the help of the CMC who use this opportunity to try and find their cutie marks. Things happen
episode y/n
Also
Misspelling Spike as "Spuke" makes me laugh.
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D DIE ALONE
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>>3415179
no only ugly ones
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>>3415204
G'night Aspirant!

Thanks again for the encouragement earlier. Glad you enjoyed my impromptu Coke Pone thing
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>>3415179
This should be in this thread rather than the last thread
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>>3415212
You're weird.
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>>3415219
Spuke makes me think of projectile vomit
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>>3415212
Me too. Don't tell my waifu!
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>>3415222

fetishes
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>>3415226
Oh cool, is this like one of those old timey posters for things that don't exist anymore?
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>>3415233
I already told your waifu. Then we fucked.
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>>3415233
Too late, she already knows.
You just blew your chance and broke her heart.
You monster.
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>>3415225
>>3415179

I'm not really a fan of the synx, myself

but Rain gave me a wet nightmare when I found her on /b/ oh so long ago
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>tfw no gf
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>>3415237

jokes on you i like ntr
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>One day you will die and then you will be forgotten and then it will be like you never lived
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please shut the fuck up.
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>>3415251
Can't wait
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>>3415233
>Not being 100% faithful to your waifu
Big mistake buddy.
Everyone knows that those who cheat on their waifus are dragged to a special ring of hell, where they are stabbed for the rest of eternity by all the waifus they cheated on.
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>>3415253
>new
You're like six hours late man
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>(I would like to credit a certain artist, The Weaver of Ponibooru, as the inspiration for this transformation)


>You try to answer, but you find you can't feel your tongue anymore. You smack your lips a few times, and all you feel is a lump of goo in your mouth. A quick prod with your hoof only confirms your fears, your tongue has turned to jelly! You nearly leap up in surprise, but you find that your feet are stuck to the ground, and your knees won't support your weight anymore! It's like your whole body has turned to a wriggling mound of Jell-O! You collapse inward, and you feel yourself melt as folds of goo envelope you and you slowly lose your shape. You feel like you're drowning
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>>3415213
>waifuing your anus
Well that'd be different.

>>3415223
G'night! No problem at all, I found it satisfactory, if a bit on the short side. But then again, greentexts are sort of meant to be short.

Regardless, keep up your writing! And I meant what I said about helping you out if you feel you need it, so don't hesitate to ask.
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>>3415222
I always kind of figured you had a thing for full figured women.
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>>3415253
>edit me out of this, faggots!
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>>3415257
What if I can change waifus?
Like, flavor of the week style?
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>>3415188
That's an interesting idea. But I like Chrysalis' clawed clitoris better.
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>>3415270

He does those edits himself
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>>3415271
Then you're using that word incorrectly
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>>3415264
I hate exclamation marks
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>>3415271
Then you never had a waifu
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>>3415271
it doesn't work like that
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>>3415271
Oh buddy you're going to have a lot of ex waifus waiting for you in hell.
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>>3415251
Apple pls
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>>3415271
You should kill yourself.
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>>3415250
Well then you'll be happy to know I'm fucking her right now.
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>>3415267
Man, I really hate his fursona. It just looks like shit.
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>>3415185

>"Big Mac is being a dick!"

Hes just not used to having a male around and he is assuming Anon can take the kind of beating he can.
He is learning his boundaries, while having a little fun on his own expense.
the last thing he wants is his sisters to hate him because he is trying to kill or maim Applebloom's city mouse.
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>>3415270
There's enough mlp porn nowadays you don't need to edit oro, there's plenty of people that do better without a self-insert
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>>3415262
Actually i'm only 3.
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>>3415275
>>3415280
>>3415281
>>3415283
>>3415285

But what if Waifu means what relation I want with certain ponies, and not something set in stone?
Like how the bible is just helping you define your own personal relationship with God?
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>>3415253
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>>3415222
Oh, yeah, how could I forget. Well-rounded chicks.
So, so far we've got incest and chubby pretty much confirmed.
And someone mentioned sweat, footplay and blindfolds... (rumored)
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>>3415251
That reminds me.

Suggest depressing songs for my depressing playlist, like so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURAKQV7q_o
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>>3415296
And with this post, the day threads have begun.
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>>3415296
No. Waifus are forever.

What you have are cheap flings.
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>>3415296

god is my waifu
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>>3415296
But waifu doesn't mean that, you've never had a waifu
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>>3415291
Guess we better catch up to Applejack before she spills the beans on her sister then.
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>>3415300

I fucking wish he was into footplay

There's never enough feet-centered porn
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>reposting

>>3415100
>>3415126

>"H-hey! You cheated!"
>Great - you just made yourself look like a cheater AND a wimp. How are you gonna explain that you didn't MEAN to say it?
>If you take it back and say you didn't mean it -- well, that's not an option either, now is it?
>"Sorry..."
>It's the best thing you can think to say.
>"S-sorry ain't good enough, city-mouse! You cheated... and that means... you gotta make it up to me!"
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>>3415251
I'm going to live forever.
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>>3415307

sister mary pls go
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>>3415296
Words have meanings anon

If you want to have a close relationship with several ponies, that's perfectly fine I'm a fan of all of the ponies myself. It just means you don't have a waifu
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Happy birthday Leth.
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>>3415311
That pizza looks disgusting
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>>3415311
That pizza looks like shit
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>>3415315
>"...How?"
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>>3415318
Then what do I have?
I just can't decide who I want to live the rest of my life with...
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>>3415307

What if God was one of us?
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>>3415297

would you let Rarity pee on you if she REALLY, REALLY wanted to?
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>>3415320
>>3415321
Well, it is Pizza Hut.
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>>3415319
...I kinda want to read those books
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>>3415329
>Then what do I have?
Cuddle orgies, with any luck
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>>3415320
>>3415321


No shit
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>>3415330
>God posts in MLPG
>He has a fart fetish
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>>3415302
Here you go sadfag, though it's probably different than what you were expecting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m542QDQdnPk
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>>3415330

Just a slob like one of us?
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>>3415349
Just a stranger on the bus?
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>>3415315
Psh, there aren't any rules against flattery in armwrestling
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>>3415352
When all you need is a knife.
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>>3415310
I don't think AJ would do something like that.
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>>3415352

Trying to make his way home...
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>>3415337
Remember to completely wrap yourself in plastic wrap before attending a cuddle orgy, or you might pick up some cuddle diseases or have an accidental cuddle pregnancy.
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>>3415311
It's shit. Both the pizza and the drawing.
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>>3415341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4
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>>3415327

>pedicure
>she assumes that, being from the city, you are as qualified to do this as anyone
>...and she's always wanted to paint her toenails
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>>3415334
Yeah, but look at that uneven topping distribution and that greasy cheese. Yuck.
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Coming up!

Lyra notices the girls have had a dull summer, so she invites them to a pool party. Normally, only she would be rich enough to go, but has come to know the girls after eating lunch with them for the last year.
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>>3415370
>toenails
>on a pony
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>>3415372
No one will ever love you.
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>>3415377
are you literally JUST joining this conversation?
this is humans, man!
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>>3415363
What, you wanna live forever?
All I know is that if a pony showed up to cuddleparty wrapped in plastic they would be in for a mocking
Everyone knows that's what socks and sweaters are for, geez
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>>3415377
This has been humanized since the beginning.
Keep up, anon.
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>>3415372
I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
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>>3415372

Draw Lyra in a buckling hospital bed with one leg missing because of her diabetes.

Then kill yourself.
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>>3415370
Well...sure. Why not?
What color would she like?
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>>3415386
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>>3415386
Why did I laugh so hard?
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>>3415372
Did you know that Rossz means Bad in Hungarian?

because fuck you, you are terrible.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>3415384
>Imagining safe pony cuddle orgy
>All of them are wrapped in plastic, flopping around like energetic burritos
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>>3415405
>Pony burrito
Adding this to my list of things to draw once I get good
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>>3415327

>"Well, I was thinkin'..."
>you feel something on your leg as Applebloom gives you a smile. A moment passes before you realize it's her foot, gently stroking your shin.
>"We've been workin' alllll day... and my back's gettin' awful sore--
>"WHATCHU SPROUTS DOIN' OUT HERE?"
>you both jump at the slap of the screen door, as Granny Smith ambles onto the porch with her walker, smiling brightly at the both of you.
>Applebloom takes her foot from your leg and you sit up straight, fumbling for an answer.
>Applebloom spots something by her feet, and reaches down for it, grabbing it up and holding it out to Granny with a nervous grin.
>"W-we was just gonna play a couple games 'a cards, is all...!"
>The old biddy's face lights up and she smiles a broad, bright-eyed grin, pulling up a chair and all but leaping her old bones into it.
>"WELL DEAL ME IN, YOUNG'NS!!"
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>>3415404

Still more attractive than Ross's monstrosities.
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>>3415401
And Ross means horse in German.

Eerie...
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>>3415390

>___pink___
>her face is getting redder and redder
>she keeps staring at the floor
>"and you gotta go dancing with me in town Sunday night."
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>>3415412
I guess it is the natural progression from tacos.
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>>3415386

>filename
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>>3415404
Well I guess that's game over
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>>3415370

Dammit, Snarky!

>>3415413
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>>3415417

A
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>>>/v/148159359
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>mfw AJ doesn't wear panties.
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>>3415417
NO
WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS
IT'S B
ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE NEEDS TO READ THIS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertial_frame_of_reference
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>>3415417
/v/ pls go
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>>3415404
I actually like it
Fucking Cheesyweapon, I really shouldn't like anything he draws
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>>3415417
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>>3415428
I hope that's a vat of semen he's jumping into
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>>3415300
You're not even halfway there
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>>3415291
>The next morning you are shook awake, only this time it's more gentle.
>You open your eyes to see Applebloom looking at you, smiling.
>Her eyes are full of concern.
>Your body still hurts.
>"I'm gonna make Big Mac pay for doin that to y-"
>Before she can continue, you put a finger across her lips, wincing slightly.
>"Don't get mad at him, never thought I would say it, but I had fun."
>She smirks under your finger as she moves away.
>"My sister said you were a keeper... Anyway, breakfast is ready!"
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>>3415417
B
If you say otherwise I suggest you go back to school
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>>3415404
>Cheezyweapon drawing my waifu

Fuck, I am disgusted beyond words right now.
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>>3415434
been there, done that

also, >/v/
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>>3415415
...horse in German is pferd, IIRC
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>>3415436

I would sniff every individual pony's worn panties
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>>3415417
After discussing The gold bar conundrum with my math professors ad nauseam, unfortunately we determined that due to the poor wording it was just a 50/50 chance.
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>>3415455
Oh, you're on the /v/ hate wagon? Good for you.
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>>3415446

It says "Acid" on the vat.

All that masturbation affecting your vision?
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Is there any fandom thing apart from Molestia that has to do with rape?
I need to know for an essay.
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>>3415446
DJ Acid's semen
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>>3415419
>"Deal."
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>>3415436
I can buy everyone but Dash. What's up with all that lace?
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>>3415468
Yes. Everything else related to rape.
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>>3415468
Why are you writing a pony essay?
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>>3415465
What if acid was just the origin of the contents of the vat?
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>>3415456
*Old German
my bad
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>>3415448
Oh Gillou, you're too fucking cute for your own good. Let's go. I'll pay, silly.
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>>3415331

But seriously, if she REALLY wanted to, I could totally help her out. I have some pretty weird fantasies, so it's only right if I help her out with hers.

not going near scat or diapers, though
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>>3415437
>>3415450

If a there's a hole in the roof and the roof collapses around you, do you go sailing into the air?
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>>3415419
>>3415390

I say again, >>3415432
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>>3415476
Well in all honesty Dash (would) probably wear something tight and form fitting.
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>>3415465
see
>>3415470
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>>3415448
You've got more then?
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>>3415488
you're all giving the troll what he wants
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Time to fap then sleep. Rolling for what pony I fap/cuddle with.

1 - Twilight Sparkle
2 - Fluttershy
3 - Rarity
4 - Pinkie Pie
5 - Rainbow Dash
6 - Applejack
7 - Celestia
8 - Luna
9 - Chrysalis
0 - MLPG's choice. Democratic process of course.
Dubs Big Mac
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>>3415468
Nearly 100% of MLP enjoys and is an active part of rape culture.
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>>3415489
We're on a tangent here. Don't harsh it.
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>>3415488
If the rest of the universe moves along with the hole in the roof, yes.
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>>3415457
I would sell every individual pony's worn panties.
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>>3415448
Prostitution is a fetish?
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>>3415468
>I need to know for an essay.
Elaborate.
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>>3415488
Well for an analogous scenario with the roof, it would have to increase in width as it fell around you, while the distance you travled through the hole in the roof remained constant.

Then yes, you would go flying upward.
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>>3415511
>Hasn't heard of Ganguro or public use
Do you even /d/?
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I think you are all faggots
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>>3415413
Well, what are we waiting for? Let's play!
We'll save that back massage for later~
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>>3415497
It's time for Princess cuddles.

You've had Luna, now it's time for glorious sun princess.
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>>3415331
She wouldn't need to ask twice - I'd love that.
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>>3415526
define faggot.

i am not a bundle of sticks.
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>>3415526
How could you tell??!
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>Apples art is on the Artistic Abominations tumblr
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>>3415526
>think
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Sometimes I'm worried about GG only coming back here in his time of need just because he wants our money. I mean, he did say he was leaving a little bit before he ran into trouble.

But GG would never do that, right?
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>>3415539
>caring
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>>3415340
>Everything in existence is created to fuel God's fetishes
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>>3415526
And I think the sky is blue
Your point is?
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>>3415541
I think most of his money is coming from tgchan or somewhere right now anyway
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>>3415533
That's as funny and fresh as BUT GAY ACTUALLY MEANS HAPPY!!!
you fucking pedant
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>>3415530
This is going to be really awkward when I go to sleep considering you faggots ruined my mattress by telling me that it's what Celestia's ass feels like.
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I just realized how much work I actually put into remaining truly anonymous. What am I doing.
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>>3415541
I've offered him money for things and he's declined, so that can't be the only reason.
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>>3415539
Where?
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>>3415555
how can a mattress feel like horse ass?
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>>3415478
>>3415513
I'm bored.
And people get pretty mad at the mention of rape culture and privilege and stuff these days, I thought I could submit it to EqD and piss off some bronies.
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>>3415557
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>>3415541
He only posts here because he loves us so much. Or maybe he just loves fucking with us.

Either way i'm down.
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>>3415554
no need to get upset, friend

i still love you
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>>3415404
That's not nearly as good as GG's drawings. This just lacks that cuteness that makes GG's Gillou so great.
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>>3415526

I am, but I don't flaunt it like most people here
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>>3415557
I used to actually do that
Changing filenames and shit, typing styles

Too much work, i don't care what Leth's pastebin says about me
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>>3415541
>Sometimes I'm worried about GG only coming back here in his time of need just because he wants our money.
I've been in need for years
>I mean, he did say he was leaving a little bit before he ran into trouble.
Wrong on both counts
I never said I was leaving -- just that I'd be drawing fewer ponies
And also I said that after I ran into trouble, in part BECAUSE I would have to focus my efforts on other things
Besides, you guys don't pay me to draw
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>>3415449
>My sister said you were a keeper...
FUCK
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>>3415564
http://sociallyunacceptableart.tumblr.com/post/26388422262/big-booty-bitches
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>>3415474

>she gasps when she sees her new toenails
>she doesn't have any open-toed shoes, but she wants to show them off
>she walks around all day barefoot
>that is, until Applejack notices her toenails while she's sitting on the couch; then, she keeps them hidden, under a towel, under her leg, whatever
>you tease her a bit about it
>"i been actin' like a boy for all my life. i ain't used to actin' like a girl."
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>>3415577
>that picture

i losed my shit
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>>3415547
That explains the hell out of rule 34.
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>>3415571
I can support that.
The most popular source is Molestia, but tumblr is riddled with it.
Wheren't there faggots who bothered Lauren with rape in the poniverse?
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>>3415541
I sent him money a while ago. Should have waited for him to open up commissions damnit. Oh well, I hope it helped him out regardless.
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>>3415568
They said Celestia's ass was like a memory foam mattress.
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>>3415579
Leth has a pastebin?
Am I in it?
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>>3415587
I would pay you to draw.

If I knew what it was I wanted you to draw. Which I don't.
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>>3415587

GG I have to know your fetishes.

I've been awake for so long and I want to go to bed, but I can't until I know your fetishes.

pls GG
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>>3415602
Oh god the fact that you responded to that post probably mistakenly with that detail.
I'm laughing too hard.
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>>3415587
>you guys don't pay me to draw
I tried but wouldn't do it
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>>3415593
T-that's everything? Compared to the rest on the site that image might as well be a young girl picking flowers.
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>>3415593
>good art but bad concept

Oh no, anthro asses...How horrifying. God fucking dammit I wish I could draw asses like that.
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>>3415404
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Time for MLPG's daily dose of Bonbons!
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>>3415579
>>3415607
Link.
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>>3415595
>"I am starting to like seeing you act like a girl."
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>>3415595
>"You've always been a girl to me."
>you give her a kiss on the cheek
>"And a darn pretty one too."
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>>3415622
Look at that fucking ferret
Its fucking adorable
Someone should draw a pony playing with ferrets
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>>3415629
Why would somebody draw this and then ruin it with nudity?
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>>3415448
Ok, so to summarize:
Incest, chubby chicks, prostitution.

Rumored: Footplay, blindfolds
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Why is it that the only way to get someone to reply to you on MLPG is to propose a random question snarky enough that people will feel compelled to respond with as much wit as they can muster?

Or talk about your fetish.
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>>3415593
Okay, as stupid as it is, I got some laughs out of that tumblr.
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>>3415637
Well okay, Fluttershy?
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>>3415639
>Bronies.
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>>3415642
Or just be part of an ongoing conversation
Or bring up something show related sometimes
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>>3415649
Sounds adorable to me
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>>3415624
oh god I love ghosts hnnnnng
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>>3415629
I really like Atryl's stuff in general but his tits suck.
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>>3415655
Or start writing a greentext.

Or be an attentionwhore.

Or be a contributor.
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>>3415624
>I wish I could draw asses like that.

And now you can!
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>>3415630
Anyone?
Please?
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>>3415662

Kinky
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>>3415569
>mad at the mention of rape culture and privilege
Why?
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I like to think GG comes here because __________________it's fun______________
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>>3415662
Draw me a slimy female reuniclus, Reuniclus.
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>>3415642
I mean you can get easy replies that way sure, but that's just cheap.
Just take part in ongoing conversations and don't type like a meme spouting jackass.
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>>3415667
It's a joke
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>>3415611
Okay okay
I'll give you one

One of my fetishes is casual sex
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>>3415630
It's a secret anon
Only a select few know where it is.
Hell till recently we only suspected it's existence
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>>3415683
No, you are the joke.
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>>3415665
I actually misspoke.

It's not really the asses that get me it's the entire rest of the body. And putting it in a decent pose.
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>>3415678
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
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>>3415664
>Or start writing a greentext.


Where do a cash this reality check?
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>>3415692
I'm suprised.
I always believed I was a sexual deviant here for liking casual sex.
With nothing fancy.
Just vanilla.
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>>3415697
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>>3415692
>GG's anon will never pony sex
>he even tried to rape one once, off camera of course, but Twilight magic'd him painfully away
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>>3415678
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>>3415692
So are you saying that you only draw your own fetishes?
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>>3415692

but that's just one

i have to collect them all before i can rest
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>>3415629
What's with her strange expression?
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>>3415707
>vanilla-fag
I thought I was the only one
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>>3415695
Oh yeah.

Yeah I don't understand how artists do it. I bet they just make up the pose as they go along.
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>>3415723
Those are anthro boobs.
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>>3415719
What the fuck is going on in this picture?
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>>3415707

you still might be. two a crowd does not make.
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>>3415723
The artist is a furry.
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>>3415678
Most likely reason.
That's why I come here anyway.
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>all the vanilla fags
I'm completely actually a little jealous. As much delicious fetish porn as there is, it doesn't even come close to the amount of "normal" porn
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>>3415746
Fuck off.
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>>3415737
same thing that's happening in this thread: anon is being an asshole for no reason
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>>3415749

>not being able to enjoy fetishes and normal stuff
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>>3415756
Oh, I'm pretty sure there's a reason
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>>3415760
But normal stuff is SO BORING
Nothing happens
It might as well be completely nonsexual
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>>3415756
There is a very good reason to hate Ice Pack you tool.

We here at the Waifu protection Coalition take waifuism very seriously.
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>>3415738
Well I've contributed a greentext with the best of them, but when it comes down to it If I were staring face to face with a Genie on my 3rd wish, I would just want to love and cuddle my favorite cartoon pony. I guess that's pretty vanilla.
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>tfw its been over 3 months since your last erection
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>>3415719
He wants us to deduce his fetishes from his drawings, I guess. That's actually quite an interesting "game".
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>>3415635
>she blushes and beams proudly to herself, kicking her bare feet idly
>"Aw shucks."
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>>3415756
And not for something completely different.
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>>3415760
I actually cant get it off to normal stuff.
It's like "Oh hey, there's a dick. and a vagina. Woop dee doo."
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>>3415776
>tfw its been over 3 minutes since your last erection
ftfy
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>>3415593

This tumblr is fantastic
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>>3415528

>"You know how to play poker, sonnyboy?"
>You blink in surprise - your Grandma always went for Rummy or Canasta or Pinochle.
>The old lady must have seen the look on your face because she gives you a grin.
>"Used t' be a spot in town where folks could play a game of cards or shoot a game 'a pool or listen t' that jazz music without their wives 'r husbands botherin' 'em none - an' every couple weeks back in my wild days, I'd go in there an' clean house!"
>You find it hard to imagine what the "wild" days were like - Granny's already quite a character...
>The old biddy laughs, her gnarled fingers surprisingly quick as the cards seem to dance around in her hands.
>"You could make a bit 'a money for not too much back then, if you know how to play!"
>she slaps the deck flush and sends a steady stream of cards flicking across the table to each of you, building up a five card hand, before she slaps down the deck
>"You don't play Texas Hold 'Em, Granny?"
>"Five Card Draw, dearie - can't beat a classic!"
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>>3415776
Anon are you all right?
I'm concerned.
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>>3415730
I was talking about the expression on her face, not the boobs.
Almost looks like she's in the process of relieving herself within her suit.
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>>3415768
Out of all the OC's to ever fuck out wiafus, Ice Pack is the one that we all watch do it and go.
>"Yep, you did good, you did good."
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>>3415768
Fluttershy needs to be dead.
She needs to be shot.
Shot like the animal she is.
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>>3415779
>he'll never be promoted
>someone with more luck or influence will always get the job no matter how incompetent he/she is

So who's going to be the new Capitan of the guard?
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>>3415795
Here comes the wave of waifu knights...
what would that even look like
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>>3415801
Changeling bro
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>>3415707
I've had lots of casual sex in my time.

It's pretty boring once you pass the horny teenage phase, but since I am happy staying single I have to have my fix somehow.
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>>3415795
No, thats not how I feel at all.

stop putting words in my mouth.
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>>3415801
Blueblood
He always wanted to try this Captain of the Guard stuff
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>>3415781
>>3415767

you guys just need to take a break from fetishes.
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>>3415811

x1000
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>>3415787
She's gonna kick both of our teenage asses at this, isn't she?
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>>3415749
I guess that's a point. Vanilla porn is just so dull.

>>3415767
Pretty much this.
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>>3415830
Oh god... is that a girl? She looks like a boy.

That is my fetish.
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>>3415830
that's my favorite dash cosplay
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>>3415827
You need to take a break from Friendship.
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>>3415781
This. Needs urine.
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Time for hips.
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>>3415846

Piss off
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>>3415831

I dunno. She might, or she might not.

The outcome of the game depends on whether someone else tosses something into the pot.

...d-did you see what I did there? I was kinda subtly saying you could pitch in if you wanted...
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>>3415830
That is so terrible it's scary.
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>>3415831
You kids are fucked.
You were fucked when she entered the room.
She heard the cards hitting the table from her nap on the porch.
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>>3415830

>you will never a Rainbow Trap
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>>3415847
unf.
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>>3415830
Looks like an 11-year old boy. Not my fetish.
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>>3415847
>3DPD
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>>3415853
I see what you did there.
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>>3415872
what are you, some kind of faggot?
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>>3415860

>Granny slowly makes her way through the house, leaning on her walker

>"Caaaaaaaaaaaaards!"

>two minutes later she's made it across the living room

>"Caaaaaaaaaaaaards!"
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>>3415847
Wowa.
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>>3415719
>So are you saying that you only draw your own fetishes?
What? No
I'm not saying that at all
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>>3415676
You know, it's PC stuff, like ableism.
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>>3415847
I didn't know it was L'Aventure time.
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>>3415854
I would, but it's super late and my brain doesn't want to turn on. I've been capping all of this though!
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>>3415888
Ah, yes. I hate those PC nazis.
May they burn in hell for eternity.
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>>3415827
And do what?

I can't even get it up to normal porn, so if it ain't there, I might as well not masturbate to it
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>>3415847

okay.
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>>3415891
it's always L'Aventure time

in the same way it's always délicieuse fille brune time
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>>3415801
LunaQuest Anon
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Anyone have the link to the saggy ass Rarity cosplayer?

I want a guil- nevermind, just keep >>3415907 up
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>>3415913
Fuck you I laughed.
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>>3415907
Oh man imagine how horrifying that's going to be when she gets older and lets herself go.
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>>3415827
One does not simply take a break from fetishes.
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>>3415916

your fetish is my command.
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>>3415825
>Celestia decides to humor him, not exactly giving him the position, just wanting to see what would happen.
>She had to find and convince both co-captains to come back into the guard after they quit.
>The Ponyville bar wasn't exactly ready for a princess to show up.
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>>3415787
I think it's time to suggest strip poker now that we know granny can't lose.
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>>3415930
>Obama in the background

But why.
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>>3415935
>she starts losing on purpose
>what have you done
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>>3415936
lel epic meme xDD
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>>3415936

Because he's making a face as if he saw her hips
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>>3415926
I'm with you. Her hips looks fucking awful. Not natural in the slightest.
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>>3415916
I only have saggy ass Fluttershy, sorry.
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>>>/gif/5073629
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>>3415947
... what?
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>>3415936

black people like big asses.
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>>3415930

>Implying they didn't pause it like that on purpose and then take the picture.
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>>3415952

But her ass is delicious.
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>>3415950
>Not natural
Nigga.
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>>3415936
>Conservative pls go.
Be racist elsewhere.
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>>3415952
Fluttershy's ass looks fine.
I'm more concerned about Derpy.
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>>3415825

>Sun Captain calmly trots into the office he shares with Moon Captain, and sets an opened letter on his desk before he sits down behind it.
>he slowly, measuredly moves a few bits and baubles out of the middle of his desk top - a pen and ink bottle, a stack of papers, a paperweight - clearing a space for something.
>he sits up straight, and a long second goes by before he slams his forehead to his desk.
>he stays that way for at least ten minutes.

>"...didn't get it, did you?"
>"Nrph."
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>>3415961
Uh.
That's the point.
That's exactly what they did.
Because that's what they were trying to do.
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>>3415962
Meh, Rarara is better.
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>>3415953
Jesus.
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>>3415930
>>3415847
>>3415907
If and when I learn to draw, I'll be all flat chested, big hipped girls all the time.
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>>3415953
lurk more fag
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>>5073629
Wow, this can't be real.
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>>3415967
It's funny, the Derpy is in character.
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>>3415952
Would you that Derpy Cosplayer?
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>>3415967

Who, me?!
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>>3415974

Nah man, that Rarity's too skinny.

I want that Fluttershy to bounce in my lap while I feel up her tits.
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>>3415953
Well this certainly is something.
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>>3415992
>that Rarity
>skinny
You what mate
She is perfect, not too skinny not too fat.
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>>3415978
Godspeed.

I would want to draw nonsexual things if I were an artist ;_;
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>>3415978
Will they have short hair as well?
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>>3415997

Look at her legs and waist, man. She's got zero ass.
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>>3415985
Derpy isn't fat. She just has a nice firm ass.
The chick in the picture is a bit on the obese side.
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>>3416003
Sure, why not?
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>>3416003
Bob cuts
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>>3415953
Huh, 3dpd I can fap to, this is always fun when it happens
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>>3415987
No, the fat chick in the image.

>pic
That's one fine pony ass right there.
>>
GG draw hips
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>>3415999
You can draw delicious hips nonsexually
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>>3415992

everyone knows there's only one real Rarity.
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>>3416010
Because DFC, hips and ass with short hair is the epitome of my type.
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>>3416016
Yeah, that's one of the things that makes Gillou so sexy I guess.
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>>3416023

I'd like this Rarity is it weren't for her huge fucking fatceps.
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>>3416003
>>3415978

>tfw the protagonist for a story you were writing was just that.
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>>3416021
That isn't going to stop someone from being turned on by them.
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>>3416012
>fapping to anal prolapse
Not even the dead
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>>3416016
>GG draw hips
I can't
what makes you think I can draw hips
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>>3416030
Fatceps? I don't see anything wrong with the woman in that picture.
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>>3415953
Distension is my fetish
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>>3416045

Get a picture of her from the side.

Gigantic fatceps.
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>>3416043
No offense pinkie, but the party is over.
I'm going home.
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>>3416007
But her legs and body looks delicious.
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>>3416043
>that balloon
why why why
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>>3416039
Mostly the bulging and large insertion, but that's not bad either
>>
Derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3416030

nigger i'll fight you.

>>3415978

also, make some of them black. and they don't all need flat chests, do they?
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>>3416011
I've fallen in love with that hairstyle
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>>3416043
That's some fine ass Pinkie. Haven't seen that one before. Still not on Gillou's level though.
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>>3416025
mah nigga.
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>>3416037
Does it ever? No.
A lot of innocently drawn pictures cater to fetishes the artist was unaware of, but don't let that ruin your own enjoyment.
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>>3416060
Only when she is cosplayed.
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>>3416057
It's a condom.
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>>3415968
>"Wanna talk about it?"
>"..."
>"At the same bar?"
>"...Save me a seat, I am bringing a date."
>"I knew you two wold work!"
>She starts to panic.
>Would Spitfire be willing to show up for a double date like that?
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>>3416061

God damn unf

I may be white, but I can dig a phat ass black chick

Keep THAT coming, man
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>>3416060
This still makes me mad every time I see it.
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>>3416067

not all the time, even then.
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>>3416062
It's such a good hairstyle, easy to wear, too
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100

>1,267 players recommend this game to their friends
>one of my Steam friends bought it
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>>3416071
>Pinkie uses balloons as condoms
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>>3416023
you think Sweetie Belle will grow up to be thick like her big sister? "Thickie Belle"
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>>3416062
My perfect woman is Alice Glass with less heroin issues.
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>>3416043
>Heart for an i

I am going to assume that was satirical.
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>>3416083
The chick is nice, but the cosplay is horrendous.
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>>3415953

That can't be healthy.
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>>3416043
draw something then.
I bet you can't draw a sexy Dash BUT nonseuxally.
Hah.
Take that.
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>>3416089
I bought that a few days ago, and also gifted a copy to a brony friend for the lulz.
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>>3415931

>Sun Captain lasted the longest.
>For two weeks, he had to explain everything to Blue Blood.
>Repeatedly. Several times a day. It's like he couldn't make a single decision on his own, let alone lead a squad of guards.
>Sun Guard made a point to break the explanations of tactics down to monosyllabic words for his sake
>Blue Blood still didn't get any of it, asking why the Air Guard had to wear such ugly-looking armor.
>Moon Captain took one look at Blue Blood and quit on the spot.
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>>3416062
with the hairstyle
or with Silver Spoon?
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>>3416099
Mah eternal nigga forever.
>tfw I touched her ass at a concert
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>>3416091

no.

Sweetie can be the supermodel. that's fine. i want the burlesque dancer.

>>3416079

okay.
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>>3416100
>what are aesthetics
Jessy pls go
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>>3416089
What, you got a problem with magic horses?
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>>3416099
>singing into a dynamic stage mic from that angle

is she retarded?
>>
How would you feel is Hasbro actually made Rainbow Dash a lesbian?
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>>3416116
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>>3416128
Yes
Don't be so ableist
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>>3416120
To be honest, the game does kinda suck.
Would be better if it had the possibility of fucking the horses too.
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>>3416091

It's well-established that Sweetie will be gorgeously curvy with an hourglass figure and a soft, squeezable butt.
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>>3416099
i wwould an alice glass
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>>3416143
we need a decent drawfag to draw her. like that guy who drew the Silver Spoon humanizations.
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>>3416132
Happy that they aren't afraid to introduce sexuality tolerance into a kids show

sad because she's a terrible cliche
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>>3416157
I want TLM to do it, but then again I want TLM to draw everything.
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>>3416132

Inappropriate to the show, retardedly easy joke to make, and also brony pandering.

But Hasbro won't ever take a stand on that issue, so I don't have to worry about it.
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>>3415987
>When you first got to know Derpy, things were awkward.
>She tried her best , but on occasion she slipped up.
>You often found yourself being the scene of the disaster to her rescuer, brushing away the letters, dust, soot, and tears.
>Every time she sees you she smiles.
You never get frustrated at her, you never yell.
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>>3416165
He draws heads too huge
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>>3416161
Might be interesting if they made an episode about Rainbow Dash coming out of the closet and confessing her love to Fluttershy.
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>>3416168
thank god.

That would be awful forever if that became canon
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>>3416168
>brony pandering
stop that
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>>3416132
Why not? This is already one of the most controversial shows on tv.
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>>3416107

>Blue Blood can't even dress himself
>and he thought Shining Armor was an idiot
>>
Hey guys how are you
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>>3416202
Fine. How are you?
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>>3416132
I'd be happy if they just had one of the backgorund ponies have same-sex partners but left the main pone alone.
For some reason people thinking rainbow dash as a lesbian offends me.
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>>3416205
>filename
my negro
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Fixed that resolution.

Enjoy.
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>>3416209
Doing alright. Wishing I was asleep but I know without a doubt I wouldn't be able to get to sleep if I tried right now.
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>>3416205
Why did that get deleted?
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>>3416230
He forgot to crop it.
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>humanized Twilight will never look like this
>but with glasses

mutha fukkin glasses
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>>3416215

>Rainbow Mane
>Rainbow as in LESBIAN! HAWHAW

>Tomboyish and sporty
>The only woman who likes sports is a LESBIAN! HAW HAWHAW HAW

Those are why it offends ME.
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>>3416236
Twilight's not black you nigger.

I do like that figure, but not for her.
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>>3416236

I may have to recheck my stance on white women only at this point
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>>3416187
Derpy is a very clever pone
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>>3416236
face is nice, I hate the body
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>>3416236
>inconsistent darkness

ew gross
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>>3416247

yes she is, fuck you.
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>>3416251
Just remember they speak in ebonics and are loud, violent and rude
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>>3416227

SPROUTS

SPROUTS

SPROUTS

SPROUTS

SPROUTS
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>>3416247
>not knowing about black twilight
lurk more newfriend
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>>3416143
Here you go.
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>>3416259
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>3416107
>It was the first time either of them saw the Princess like she was.
>Her eyes were sunk in, her mane was, despite its nature, disheveled.
>Both of them agreed, they ever wanted to see her like that again.
>She begged them to come back, Blue Blood was gone, she had him relocated to a Crystal Kingdom as some sort of ambassador.
>After they left the guard fell to pieces, She had to pull an retiree out of service.
>He killed three guards before shehad to retire him again.
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>>3416258
>Implying tan lines aren't hot
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>>3416259
These one you're posting have a bit too much up top Just their build, not the tits
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>>3416254

then have this one. but, are you man enough for this one? i doubt you are.
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>>3416275
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>>3416285
>black Gilda
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>>3416285
I'm certainly not man enough but she is
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we need less sexy monkeys and more sexy derpy
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>>3416285
I'd tap that.
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>>3416296
Why not both?
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>>3416236
>Pinkie glanced away from what she was reading and met the gaze of her friend with a look of bewilderment. “Twilight, are you black?”

>Twilight’s head lowered until her nose nearly touched the ground and she breathed out a frustrated groan.
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>>3416285

Okay, yep.

I'd give up white women forever if I could hit that.

I'm so ashamed.
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>>3416296
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>>3416236

Not to discredit that fine piece 'a Honey, but I always thought Twilight would be Indian.
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>>3416276
>She pulled Fluttershy's Dad out of desperation.
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>>3416315
Still the best part of that swf.
I really need a loop of just that scene on its own
>>
Stranger: I WANT TO HAVE A SICK ORGY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

Stranger: I WANT TO HAVE A SICK ORGY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

Stranger: I WANT TO HAVE A SICK ORGY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

Stranger: I WANT TO HAVE A SICK ORGY WITH THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS

You: I'm not freaked out, guy

You: I agree with you

You: They're cute.

Stranger: FUCK YEAH

Stranger: WHO WOULD YOU FUCK HARDEST

You: Sweetie.

You: She's got the softest butt

Stranger: HELLS YEAH BROTHER

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, that was weird.
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>>3416296
But she is not sexy.
At all.
She is like the only pony that is not appealing in any way.
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>>3416315

SAUCEEE ALAAUAUAHAAAGGGHH
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>>3416296
>sexy Derpy
A little redundant, don't you think?
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>>3416326
This is from a flash? Got link?
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>>3416285
>Sexy muscular black nigress

oh godf my dick
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>>3416328

>>iron ass
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>>3416328
Speak for yourself. Sex with a lovable retard is the final goal.
\Also, that indestructible ass.
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>MILLIONS A DOLLAS
>MILLIONS A DOLLAS
>BILLIONS A DOLLAS
>MILLIONS AN BILLIONS AN MILLIONS A DOLLAS
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>>3416308
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>>3416328
I think she can be sexy in a cute way, but I can understand why someone would not think so.
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>>3416338
Is there such a thing as a nigress that isn't black?
Cause otherwise that's kinda like callin a CD a "CD disc".
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>>3416342
Would you please stop posting blacks.
I genuinely find them off putting.
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>>3416352

no. everyone's gotta suffer once in a while.
>>
How would you feel if your favorite pony became a stereotypical fat black woman while retaining her abilities
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So was the movie projector in Hurricane 2.3 what it's used everywhere or the standard small tow outdated as fuck old technology?
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>>3416341
Yes indeed.
She'd be so cute. She'd enjoy the pleasure on just the simplest, purest level. I'd like to have fun with her.
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Look, if you want to post humans, could you at least post humanized pones?
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>>3416352
>But I'm not a racist!
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>>3416365

Thanks, Snarky.

Now I've gotta go re-read My Story and hug my Hitler plushie to sleep.
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>>3416351
Well there's your generic black gangbanger hood nigger, and then there's your sassy black independent woman, and then there are the primarch nigresses, queens of the niggers.

There are lots of differant types of nigger.
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>>3416328
But she is. Very.

>>3416341
I don't see her as retarded, just a cute, whimsical and lovable mare with a slight visual impairment.
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>>3416370
Where's that one picture of human Pinkie with the distended belly? You know the one. The cute one. I think she has a mug of cider.
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>>3416382

I think you're trying to get me to read this in Uncle Ruckus's voice.

And you're succeeding.
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>>3416336
I always enjoyed the whole moving in with Derpy, and slowly earning the trust of her daughter.
Sure Derpy warmed up to you, she let you in her house.
But her daughter, Dinky has had to live with the ridicule her mother blows off.
>How are you going to be any different?
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>>3416382
Okay. You seem to be an expert on the subject, so I'll take your word for it. But I'd still say the term "nigress" implies black.
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>>3416367
It was in the public library. In a backwater town with probably less then a few hundred inhabitants.
Shit's probably an antique.

Now the question is on what day does Twilight hosts movie nights for her friends?
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>>3416404
>is their weakness the infinity symbol?
I don't get it.
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>>3416397
Well, I'd attract ridicule myself.
Derpy has CROSSED EYES? OH MY! I'M A WEIRD MONKEY THING!
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>>3416274

That's not nice.
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>>3416397
>"Just because you're sleeping with mommy doesn't make you my daddy."
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>>3416404

Christ
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>>3416404
Why?
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>>3416414

They were trying to find a clever way to say that anything can kill them.

They failed.
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alright, i'll stop now. last one, then i'm going to sleep.
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>>3416397
For one thing, I can give belly rubs.
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>>3416397
>and slowly earning the trust of her daughter.
Sleeping with Derpy just to get to Dinky?
That's kinda rude to her.
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>>3416274
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>>3416404
It could be worse. They're not actually maiming them. Yet.
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>>3416414

Good. You're untainted. Stay that way.
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>>3416430
Oh fuck those hips
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>>3416430
Oh my. Those hips.
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>>3416430
I didn't like anyone of them
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http://soundcloud.com/perel/041-thelostepisode

>Max and Yotem read Cupcakes

This is awful.
On every level.
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>>3416434
If I could facepalm, I would.
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>>3416424
>"Yes it does, you little rascal!"
Then I'd pick her up and take her to go get treats.
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>>3416429

>anything can kill them
>but mostly they're just killed by people

I'm betting the irony is TOTALLY lost on them.
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Eh, Black women do nothing for me.
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>>3416451

You have no arms? or no face?
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>>3416457
Not xeno enough?
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>>3416446
Son on the Kinsey scale you're a goddamn 7
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>>3416454

It'd be a good idea to be a little more respectful than that.

If she remembers her father, she probably wouldn't take too kindly to that reaction.
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>>3416450
Who?
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>>3416451
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>>3416454
Help, This ape thing is trying to touch me.
>It's okay I'm her mom's boyfriend.

>Suddenly le Canterlot Royal Guard.
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Guys my archive is ded

Anything good happen in the last three days? Same old?
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>>3416337
>>3416330
http://swfchan.org/1265/346871_Mittsies_mlpc_final.swf.html
>>
>start reading Metals' "Foalsitting" stories
I feel so strange, and yet I can't stop myself from reading on
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>>3416365
unf.
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>>3416477
>white screen
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>>3416466
Well, I could be a little bitch and sit her down and say "I respect that you probably don't trust me right now. I won't say I understand what you've gone through, but I'll do my very best. I'd like us to be close. If you ever feel like you need someone, remember that I'll be here for you. Always."

OR I could be a fun motherfucker and get her to love me despite herself!
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>>3416473
>The strange bat like guard snorts as you wake up, sore in the cell.
>"Man you are terrible at this."
>Before you can react, the ten metric tons of stone ceiling fall on you.
>Respawning is a bitch.
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>>3416469
Max Gilardi(HotDiggityDemon) of the .Mov series from his old pocast podcast "Wisenheimers" with animator Yotem Perel(LazyPillow/LazyMuffin).
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>>3416323

>Blueblood assumed he was a servant and ordered him to bring him his afternoon tea.
>He very quickly came to regret those words.
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>>3416496
It's a big file and SWF chan is criminally slow. Also I don't think it has a preloader
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>>3416498

So you're an idiot. Gotcha.
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>>3416510
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>>3416501
>You will never have Max's animation skills.
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>>3416518
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>3416518
Scratch that it does have a preloader you just have to wait for the preloader to load. You'd probably be better off clicking the download button in the lower right
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>>3416507

>"Y-you STRUCK me! You STRUCK my beautiful FACE!"
>"I'll hit you again if you don't SHUT YOUR FILTHY SEWER AND GET YOUR PAMPERED GOOD FOR NOTHING ASS OUT OF THAT CHAIR."
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>>3416510
I've seen a different filecalled MLPC_final.swf that was posted here last week, but it was about Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, and did not have any Derpy action I think.
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>>3416515
OR I could just ignore the little fucker and leave her to her misery.
What would you do, wise one?
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>Max Gilardi
>Reading cupcakes

I would much rather masturbate to the entire Tiny Toons tags on paheal then listen to that.
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>>3416531
Oh the Derpy scene is an easter egg.
You have to click the feather that falls off of Fluttershy's wing.
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>>3416527
>>3416527
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>>3416534

I think you should do that.
Record it.
Put it on a tube site.
Gib us link.
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>>3416532

The first one. Sit her down and get a sense of what she's feeling before I try to force any activities or bonding on her.

I want her to trust me, and you can't Pinkie Pie your way through everything in life.
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>>3416537
Ah, nice. Gotta try that.
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>>3416541
That reminds me.
A couple of femanon x soarin fics got wrote
Did that one supposed femanon deliver?
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>>3416543
Well, sheesh, why am I with Derpy in the first place? Pinkie's the pone for me.
You can have Derpy.
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>Can't skip through the flash unless I've played it already
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>>3416518
>>3416539
So this is what gets you faggots off...
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>>3416576
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>>3416498
Or you could just rape her until she got stockholm syndrome.
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>>3416424
>You sit down cross legged, looking at the foal cowering across the room.
>She stands where she is, far enough away to be well out of reach, despite your awkward seating position.
>Derpy has tried to force her near you, often ending in you getting kicked by the panicked foal.
She meant well...
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>R!P

shit i knew i recognized that from somewhere
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>>3416585
What's going on?
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>>3416585
I gigled like a schoolgirl.
Goddamnit MLPG, I want to hate you so bad.
I just can't stay mad at you guys.
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>>3416569
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>>3416602
>High on marecum
>>
What's the bumb limit on /mlp/
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>>3416592
Why is Dinky so afraid, anyway?
Was she molested or something? What happened to her dad?
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>>3416624
What hole did you crawl out off?
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>>3416602
>Futashy
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>>3416613
I wish I could get high on marecum.
Pinkie's.
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>>3416629
bump. I meant bump. And the "I forgot because it was never relevant until now" hole.
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>>3416633
>Rose visits a morning thread.gif
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>>3416633
Has futashy just ruined futa fluttershy forever?
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>>3416633
I'm pretty sure that's actually a strapon. Just saying.
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>>3416638
>implications that it's relevant now
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>>3416635
You probably could. Pinkie consumes so much sugar and caffeine, her marecum is probably 90% sugar and caffeine.
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>>3416638

500 posts
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>>3416638
It's 300
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>>3416638
Get out newfag.
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>>3416651
>Trying too hard
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>>3416648
And then there's this faggot
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>>3416644
I don't see either of those in that picture.
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>>3416644
In the flash? I don't think so.
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>>3416659
Oh god
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>>3416602
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>>3416659
oh god gross
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>>3416659
Know a boards culture before you start spouting persecution.
While you're at it, kill yourself.
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>>3416537

what fucking feather, where oh god what part of the flash
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>>3416647
>Eat out Pinkie.
>Become like Pinkie.
I could live with that.
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>>3416667
this is difficult to look at.

bcs pls.
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>>3416678
>/mlp/
>"Board culture"
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>>3416659
>Not even spoilering it

Best watch it we got a badass over here
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>>3416679
Second frame in the Fluttershy scene.
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>>3416678
>spouting persecution

I don't even
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>>3416659
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>>3416693
It looks like you're having an awful lot of fun on this planet if you ask me Derpy
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>>3416678
Holy christ, people ask about bump limit every so often.
Calm down.
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>>3416684
Go back to Reddit
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>>3416682
You are the worst type of people.
The type that things jokes are for grabs, that solely use this website for their own popularity.
I genuinely hope you die a painful dead.
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>TFW last.fm picks something for you and now you can't stop listening to it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KHVksg4Snw

no i will not post my pleb lfm
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>>3416702
>Holy christ, people ask about bump limit every so often.

We are not in march anymore.
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>>3416659
What about it? Isn't it just a screenshot from the flash?
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>>3416704
What.
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>>3416716
Is it just me or does the right one actually look worse?
>>
The chill has been killed
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>>3416684
Spoilering is for weenies.
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>>3416721
The right one is more uncanny.
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>>3416704
You guys...
Read this in an obnoxious Russian accent.
It's funny.
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>>3416721
Yeah the one on the left could be passed off for modern, the one on the right is just shit
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>>3416727
Kierz pls
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>>3416724
we warm now
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>That recording.
>Max confirming he doesn't watch the show.

Nice.
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>Suddenly morning
Dang, early today

I wasn't going to do this, but anyone want to see an anus wink like a mare?
http://www.xvideos.com/video1414031/hotkinkyjo
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>>3416712
I wanted to know if we were past bump limit cause I don't want to go splattering porn all over the front page and then get banned for it.
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>>3416741
what show?
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>>3416729
The voice of a man who has seen to much.
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>>3416741
Context pls
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>>3416744
> anyone want to see an anus wink like a mare?
Not really, but I'd like to see a pony mare wink her vagina at me.
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>>3416749
Maybe you shouldn't post porn on a safe for work board at all.
Let me guess, you're one of those furries that solely goes here to gather rule 34 and greentext?
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>>3416762
You are correct lead me away in chains
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>>3416762
>trying too hard
>>
>people in the piss are saying DYEWTS now

why must they take everything good from us
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>>3416762
>Implying there aren't far better places to look for rule34 than 4chan
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>>3416762
Who is your favorite pony?
Which episode confirmed her as your favorite?
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no chill come back
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>>3416760
>Pinkie Pie will never chase you around with her winking mare vagina, trying to gobble you up as she giggles profusely
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>>3416767
unf
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>>3416769

Fun Fact : People in this piss also browse MLPg
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>>3416773
Twilight Sparkle. It wasn't really so much any particular episode, as a gradual realization of how sexy she was.
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>>3416774
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>>3416774
I'm pretty chill.
Some people arguing won't ruin my mood.
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How well are you hiding your powerlevels?

Nobody knows so far, I even delete web histories
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>>3416774
>random photoshop effects over a vector

Graphics design circa 2003.
Take notes.
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>>3416767
I'd rather you kill yourself.

>>3416772
It's a sad notion.

>>3416773
Shimmering Twinkle episode 3 season 1.
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>>3416786
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>>3416741
And he lurks on Ponychan a lot apparently
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>>3416791
You're a hero among bronies.
Specifically here.
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>>3416775
I wouldn't run.
She'd say "I'm gonna get you!" and slam me to the ground with her backside. She'd ask why I didn't run and I'd say YOU DO NOT SCARE ME, CREATURE. Then I'd run her through with my vorpal blade.
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>>3416791
I do it passive agressively - I don't hide it.
And people don't really care all that much.
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>>3416798
>august 2011
its amost excusable.

Almost.
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>>3416791
My friends and family don't give a fuck. Sure they laughed at first but they are friends after all (some of them enjoy the show too)
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>>3416798
>Lurking on Ponychan
>2012
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>>3416791
>mfw all the time
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>>3416807
Same.
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>>3416811
>lurking Ponychan
>ever
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>3416808
Pointing again: Almost.

Yeah, I don't think he still goes there
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>>3416792
Consider my notes taken.
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>>3416818
judging by his behaviour on The Brony Show, I don't think he's been on ponychan for at least a year.
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>>3416793
But if I killed myself you wouldn't be able to chain me and whip me into submission for all my misdeeds
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>>3416820
These are hideous.
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>>3416775
>her mare vagina devours you like the mimic from Dark Souls
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>>3416816
It used to be mildly amusing when TNAF/Manley T. McDragonpuncher was active there.
Now it's pretty much dead as far as I'm concerned.
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>>3416820


>>3416832
Glad you like them
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>>3416832
Aren't they supposed to look kinda like Pop Art?
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Oh god this Tumblr
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>>3416809
>>3416807
Yeah, people really don't care.
I casually mentioned it to a few close friends when I first started watching and they just laughed. They know I love cartoons.
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>>3416833
>trying to fight a mimic from the front
>ever

Captcha: grTope souls,
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>>3416834
I had my own dedicated threads there.
It used to be so much simpler.
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>>3416836
Hold on to your crotchtits MLPG last one
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>>3416839
gib link plox
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>>3416836
that one would be nice if you lost the apple vector and just had the background.
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>>3416837
I don't know but they are pretty bad and besides >1280x1280 >Not widescreen resolution
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>>3416837
More like poop art.
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>Having Pony themed steam profiles
>being flamboyant about it

Damnit people, that is certainly a way to lose trade opportunities
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>>3416851
http://sociallyunacceptableart.tumblr.com
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>>3416837
>Let me just throw around this random art word
No, this is nothing like Pop Art except for the digestibility.
Even then it is more like COBRA.
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>>3416849
Remember the Saturday morning screencap threads on /pic/? Those were great.
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>>3416858
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>>3416856
I'm more of a tits guy but that pic's got that covered too.
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>>3416859
>implying everyone plays fucking hats
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>>3416868
Oh come on, you chuckled
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>>3416846
>not just murdering them while they stand up
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>>3416791
I don't do anything to hide it.
But then again I don't do anything to show it either.
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>>3416862
>Socially unacceptable art

I've never seen a more appropriately named Tumblr.
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>>3416866
No need to be a clever dick about it, I just thought they looked kinda like pop art so asked.
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>>3416867
Never got that far into it.
Only went there to drop my art.
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>>3416862
Jesus christ how horrifying
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>>3416856
Has anyone drawn a DJ alkaline?
A genderswapped scratch, but with a vagina?
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>>3416876
Maybe a smirk.
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>>3416877
Works fine if you're using a huge slow weapon with massive damage like a Demon's Greataxe.
Otherwise, just stay behind them and they can't really do anything.
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>>3416839
uguu~
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>>3416883
Fair enough.
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>>3416886
Like a cuntboy?
I fucking hate cuntboys.
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>>3416886
So, a male scratch with a vagina?
Is it a radioactive vagina?
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>>3416886
Wouldn't it be DJ Base?
Or have I forgotten everything I learned in highschool chem
DJ Bass, hah
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>>3416899
We're talking Blowout levels of radioactivity, fellow Stalker.
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>>3416900
Yeah, that's a better pun, let's go with that.
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>>3416909
>>3416899
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A RADIOACTIVE VAGINA?
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>>3416900
DJ Bass could have a giant radioactive asshole and use it to generate the bass to her music.
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>>3416919
Ew, it's that ugly chick from Regular Show...
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>>3416894
>>3416899
>>3416900
>>3416909
>>3416917
>>3416919
>>3416920
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>>3416933
Bring a topic.
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>>3416909
>She queefs nuclear fallout
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>>3416937
Twilight in socks
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>>3416937
Did you guys know it is/was Leth's birthday?
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>>3416862
Not surprised that most images are furfaggotry.

but I seriously don't see the problem with this one.
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>>3416933
Okay, okay, okay.

What if Twilight Sparkle had a radioactive vagina?
And it would, like, do weird things to you?
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>>3416937
Okay your favorite pony and least favorite pony share an episode

What happens?
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>>3416942
No. When is/was it?
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>>3416942
Ah-ha, should I care?
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>>3416942
robots have birthdays?
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>>3416944
That's one sexy lamia chick.
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>>3416948
>FS & TS

so Bird in the Hoof then
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>>3416951
Well, creation dates.

>>3416949
Yesterday.
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>>3416948
They already did
It's called GIYC and it's mediocre
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>>3416942
>Asking for topic
>Brings meta

Fuck, daytime is gonna be full of his fanboys, it's gonna be annoying as hell.
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>>3416948
Princess Celestia has an episode to herself?
Interesting
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>>3416948
Pinkie and Twist.
Well... I guess they both make treats.
Although Pinkie would have to be PRETTY AWESOME for me to really enjoy it.
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>>3416948
>Pinkie&Dash

Season1 happens.
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>>3416961
>GIYC
>mediocre

pls

pls
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Which Pony has best Sexual prowess?
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>>3416948
>Pinkie and Rarity

Season 2 happens
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>>3416948
Look Before You Sleep.

Rarity and AJ.
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>>3416947
>She accidentally broke a test tube with radioactive materials in there while using it as a dildo after Spike misplaced her dragon dildos
>She wants you to help her test its effects on humans by fucking her
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>>3416948
>Celestia and AJ
A prince and the pauper scenario.
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>>3416954
My thoughts exactly. I guess the guy who posted it just found out the internet.
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>>3416973
None.
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>>3416960
Happy birthday yesterday, then, if he is here.
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>>3416973
All of them.
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>>3416977
What a fine day...
FOR SCIENCE!
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>>3416987
Pony don't have genitalia.
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>>3416986
Isn't it like 3 am in Murikastan:?
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>>3416973
Pinkie. She is a natural. And of course, she has had plenty of practice, being the party girl that she is.
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>>3416993
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>>3416980
>>3416987
WE NEED A CONSENSUS ,TEAM, and you are not helping!
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>>3416973
Big Macintosh
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>>3416977
>Peniscancer
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>>3416995
5 pacific, 8 eastern
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>>3416997
>>
I like Applejack
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>>3416996
You shut your lying mouth.
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>>3416994
You can't have run-off the mill mammalian reproduction without genitalia.
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>>3416995
I don't know. Is it?
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>Max: Every pone has a symbol in her butt which represents what that poni cares about the most.
>Yotem: And what's Dash symbol?
>Max: A cloud...she cares about clouds.

Why am I laughing
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>>3416973
Nixing the obvious response of Rarity?

Probably Pinkie.

Twilight would know what to do but not be able to execute simply from inexperience.

In my headcannon Rainbow brags about having loads of sex but is actually a virgin.

Fluttershy should be obvious, she's probably got no experience whatsoever and is so sheltered and shy that she hardly knows what sex is. She could get good with the right pony though.

Applejack probably has the most active sexlife other than Rarity. Though all the guys she does are all beta subs that don't tell her how to get any better so she's still no expert
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>>3417004
She's a very nice horse
Why did you feel the need to spoiler that?
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>>3416993
Science?


It's B
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>>3416962
I'll be out luckily, enjoy your circlejerk derailment threads around him.
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>>3417021
People dont take too kindly to AJ round these part sometimes.
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>>3417024
/v/ pls get the fuck out.
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>>3417000
>it mutates your penis, causing it to start growing inside her
>you fail to notice until you finish inside her, try to pull out and find that you're stuck
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>>3417028
Now Skeeter she ain't hurtin' nobody.
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>>3417024
Let's run through this exercise one step at a time:

Say you have a block and a piece of cardboard with a hole in it. If you slam that piece of cardboard over the block so that the block passes through the hole, does the block magically gain all of the cardboard's momentum? That's right. It doesn't.
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>>3417038
It does if the universe is moving along with the cardboard
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>>3417024
It's we don't know, portals are physically impossible to create
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>>3417031
>she whimpers as your rapidly growing cock begins to stretch at her tiny little pony pussy
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>>3417038
That's stupid. You're stupid. Stop being stupid.
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>>3417038
Are you trolling, or do you not realize that those are portals in space and not pieces of cardboard?
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>>3417050
Go back to school.
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>>3417048
Actually...
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>>3417031
Oh, sheesh, I know where this is going. We're going to mutate together, fusing , and the whole hivemother thing is going to happen.
Right?
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>>3417048
Ooo ooo I can do this too

>Portals on moving surfaces
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>>3417024
YOU CANNOT CREATE PORTALS ON A MOVING PLATFORM

GODDAMN IT I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW THIS
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>>3417038
>hurr durr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertial_frame_of_reference

Also, for that analogy to work, the width of the hole would have to increase as the cardboard fell, while the distance the block travels through the cardboard remains constant as the cardboard continues to fall.

If you can create this, the inertial frame of reference is maintained and the block does indeed jump upward with equal momentum to the cardboard.
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>>3417024
I like how this picture just fucks any thread on any board
/b/, /v/, /sci/ you name it

There's a thread on /sci/ right now that actually explains pretty nicely why it's B
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>>3417057
>>3417056

>Portal 2
>Cutting the tubes to the neurotoxin generator

Where is your god now
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>>3417057
Portal 2 had portals on moving platforms
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If we're going to be a bunch of idiots, let's make it good
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>>3417055
I hope so
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>>3417072
A GOD DAMN IT A!!!!!!!!
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>>3417072
>debate
>implying there's any debate

B
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>>3417072
Anybody who picks a is a faggot and a shitty roomate.
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>>3417057
>Portal 2
Besides, it doesnt matter.
The portal moving towards the block is the same as the block moving towards the portal. The outcome is the same.

Imagine you're looking through the blue portal and seeing as the orange when it's moving downward. The block appears to fall towards the orange portal. Same scenario as if the block is falling into the portal.
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>>3417072
dude..B.
Closer to you
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>>3417072
A forever
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>>3417076
I hope you burn.
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>>3417072
How braindead do you have to be to say A?

It's B
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>>3417072
B, of course.
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>>3417072
>Debate
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>>3417082
YOU ARE A SHITTY ROOMMATE, ANON, YOU!
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>>3417072
It's always A or B, depending on how I happen to put it on at the time.

Basically it makes no different to me.
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>>3417072
A
You can tear it off against the roll.
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Alright what if you had two apples.

You had a portal on a suitable wall.

You throw each apple into the portal

The other end is in AJs ass

What are the results?
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>>3417073
That could be fun.
But I'd rather snuggle with twilight and knead her butt cheeks and give her little kisses.
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>>3417076
>>3417086
>>3417096
I hope you get aidscancer in your penis
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>>3417072
>some people are actually saying A
jesus christ why
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>>3417096
And this why A is better.
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>>3417099
She poops apples
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>>3417105
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>>3417091
If you do it A style instead of B style, you can tear the paper off with a single hand by using the friction of the underneath of the roll.

You can't do that with A, you have to use both hands.
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>>3417063

I can't understand what you're saying.
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>>3417102
That does sound likea better way to spend your life
But Twilight is magic, why can't you just spend an evening seeing what sorts of things happen when you throw caution to the winds?
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"The greatest thing I've ever learned, is just to draw, and be loved in return."
-You, after a year of dedicated practice.
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>>3417049
>cum inflation.png
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APPLES OR ORANGES
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Guys...Just why.
If you are going to fight over nothing at least make it show related

Like best wpisode, or best pony, or best secondary/oneshot/bg pony.
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>>3417118
You're awful.
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>>3417072
>A
I hope you die a painful death
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>>3417122
ORANGE APPLE
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>>3417124
BEST EPISODE IS your least favorite episode AND, OF COURSE BEST PONY IS your least favorite pony
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>>3417115
Because there just might be no turning back.
I'd want to spend intimate time with her cuddling first.
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>>3417124
........

How do you think each pony orients their toilet paper?
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>>3417114
Portals maintain the inertia of the system. Because of this, any sort of "have hole move over block" analogy is wrong and would only be used by an idiot. The conditions stated are those needed for the inertia of the system to be maintained.

Also, a portal moving towards a block is identical to the block moving towards a portal. The physics relationship between the two things are identical in both situations.
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>>3417118
I know how to draw.
I've drawn countless of things for you faggots
Yet, only a handful of people actually know my alias.
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>>3417134
Main 6: A

Because they are best ponies.
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PONIES OR NON-PONIES
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>>3417122
Apples! Apples! Apples!
No but really oranges.
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>>3417134
Well they would have to poop in order to use toilet paper.. but no ass holes
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>>3417139
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
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>>3417124
Best episode: Cutie Mark Chronicles
Best pone: Pinkie
Best secondary pone: Sweetie
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>>3417144
Pone
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>>3417139
NIGNOG you serious?

they should be smart to use B

except for pinkie who would use some god know what method
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>>3417147
>implying the hub doesn't just censor their squishy marshmallow buttholes.
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>>3417072
98% of the time I don't even use the roll.

I just put it on my counter
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>>3417139
We could have an episode about it.

Twilight knows it is A because she's done extensive autistic research on it. BUT one day she discovers one of her friends uses method B. Twilight must help convince her dogged friend that B is terrible.

Coming soon to The Hub.
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>>3417122
PEACHES
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>>3416862
>looking for Ross in that tumblr
And I was not dissapointed.
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>>3417138
Same here, but I'm not bothered.
More people recognize my style than my name.
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>>3417161
SOMEONE DRAW THIS AS A COMIC.

Is Kraut around?
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>>3417122
Both are casual tier

Fucking Pears all the way
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>>3417175
pears are gritty and disgusting
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>>3417178
Stop eating bad pears.
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>>3417175
>Pears
>not Pineapple

Nigga pls
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>>3417178
lyk yo dick
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>>3417137
But portals are just holes in a solid object that lead through to a different point in space that affect momentum just as any object with a hole would; as if it weren't even there. If you threw a block through a hole in a piece of cardboard it would maintain its momentum just the same as if you threw that same block through a portal. All the momentum and energy from the piston coming down would be transferred into the platform under the cube, rather than the cube itself. Of course, that platform wouldn't move because its stationary, so the energy would be dispersed into the ground.
>>
Which pony would you sing a duet of Somewhere Out There with?
>>
so wy are we discussing fruit again

did somebody make a "applejack can insert vegitables of various natures up her ass" text I missed
>>
so ded
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>>3417185
You are my nigga

You like Hawaiian pizza?
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>>3417175
>not eating delicious antioxidant filled blueberries
Nigga u srs?
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>>3417165
He's on there.
post/26716455566/i-dont-understand-whats-going-on-in-this
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>>3417216
He wasn't disappointed
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>>3417175
No Anon

you are the casual

Pineapple master race
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>>3417208
>"applejack can insert vegitables of various natures up her ass"

Well sorta I did post this >>3417099
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>>3417204
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inertial_frame_of_reference
Actually read it this time.
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>tfw you never eat blueberries
>tfw you die of cancer
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>>3417210
You are the ded
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I sometimes wonder how Ice Pack's voice would be like if he appears in the show
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>3417211
Nigga I love Hawaiian Pizza.
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>>3417220
Oops.
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Which pony is most likely to spaghetti all over your new carpet?
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>>3417145
You're my nigga
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>>3417145
TESS
Where are my scrots?
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>>3417241
Spaghettishy obviously.
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>Rarity delivers you your pizza
>You hand her exact change plus a more than generous tip
>You spend the evening with Hawaiian pizza in hand and a strip dancing Rarity on the table
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>>3417145

Tess

pls draw filly Lyra and Carrot Top fighting over Bonbon
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>>3417214
>>3417232

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF HIPSTERS?
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>>3417254

>strip dancing Rarity

BUT SHE'S ALREADY NAKED
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>>3417254
>Pizza delivery girl
>Hanging out
>Not going immediately back
Congratulations Rarity, you just got fired.
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>>3417263
>implying pony stripdancers don't put clothes on
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>>3417263
>Rarity sensually strips off her skin and fur to reveal a layer of delicately maintained muscles
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>>3417270
>the equivalent to strippers in Equestria is functionally the opposite of what they are in our world
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>>3417265
>Rarity received a phone call from her boss
>she hangs up, her face screwing up as she bursts into tears
>she leaps onto you and buries her face into your chest
>"I just got fired, now what am I going to go? I'm going to lose my apartment!"
>"You... can stay here if you like."
>You'd do that for me?"
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>>3417285
are we 2005 now
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>>3417295
thats barely 2008
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>>3417256
>implications of carrotbon
What an odd ship...
>>3417248
Still baking in the oven.
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>Fluttershy delivers you your pizza
>When you open the door she gets nervous, drops the pizza face down on your carpet and farts
>Gets embarrassed and runs back to her delivery car, crying loudly
>Hurriedly starts the car, jams on the gas and runs straight into your mailbox
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>>3417287
>"You like me puttin this dress on, honey?"
>"Yeah girl, you put that dress on you filthy bitch."
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>>3417301
>What an odd ship...
its canon
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>>3417302
>you tip her anyways
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>>3417294
While I have another pone as waifu cuddling a Rarity seems nice too

Oh god what do
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>>3417285
I can never look at these without feeling queasy.

4chan has ruined me.
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>>3417302
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>>3417301
Fine then.
Did you stream at all yesterday?
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>>3417302
>drops the pizza face down on your carpet and farts

God dammit I shouldn't have laughed.
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>>3417307
Huh buh wuh?
>>3417321
I did not.
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>>3417302
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>>3417316
bullshit, Ive not seen anythhing new since reddit was made.
>>
>Rainbow Dash delivers your pizza
>She gets to your house in under 10 seconds flat
>You thank her happily until you realize she forgot your Diet Dr. Pepper
>Forgot your Diet Dr. Pepper
>You beat mercilessly
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>>3417325

Tess one of the toy packages at bronycon that hasbro was selling had stuff on the back talking about how carrot top is Lyra's good friend and they 'share bonbons'
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>>3417319
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>>3417228
We're just having a civil debate, now, no need to get hostile. I'd meant to say that earlier.

The portal itself has no momentum, it's simply a hole in space that things can pass through. Is that incorrect?
>>
Tess are you here?
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>>3417302
>Fluttershy... farts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiVEaSP_4rA
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>>3417343
Oh. Neat.
>>
NEED BOTH FICS OF FEMANONxSOARIN PLS.
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>>3417347
>somebody corrects you
>'bah, don't attack me!'
This is fucking 4chan, if you can't appreciate a little bit aggression you're on the wrong website.
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>>3417294
My house is her house


On one condition tough. I get to wear the pretty cloths she makes
Especially the dresses
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>>3417361
Just address the facts, we don't need to go calling each other idiots over a discussion like this. We can call each other idiots over ponies instead.
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>Pinkie Pie delivers your pizza
>she hops to your door and rings the doorbell
>open door
>HIIIIEEEEEEE I'm Pinkie Pie and this is your pizza
>she's bouncing up and down on the porch step excitedly
>"You are my new friend because I like pizza it's so yummy and maybe we could eat pizza together one day and the pizza would be super tasty and then we could get another pizza because there wasn't enough to fill up up and oh gosh we could eat lots of sides like potato wedges and then lots of desert like cookies and those little brown things with melted chocolate in them that'll be $14.99 please."
>you hand her the money and take the pizza off of her, she's still jumping up and down
>"BYEEEE I gotta go make more deliveries now."
>she vanishes down the street, hopping and humming to herself
>you sit down with your pizza
>open the box
>it's a pulpy mess, resembling blended vegetables and bread rather than a flat pizza
>realise it's because she's been bouncing up and down constantly
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>>3417137
>a portal moving towards a block is identical to the block moving towards the portal

What the fuck are you talking about? They're not identical by any stretch.
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>>3417354

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snREc9TomeY
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>>3417360

#1 http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2
#2 http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkR
That'll be $14.99 plus hug!
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>>3417373
>wanking etiquette
>on 4chan
No, any poster on here has the freedom to be as ruthless as they want. That's the beauty of anonymous posting.
Why the fuck are you even bothered by it? It's just the mannerisms of the website.
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>mfw reading the horse sex pastebin

So do ponies fart when they get aroused too
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>>3417381
face is fucked up, killed my boner
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>>3417374
>you will never eat pizza all night with Pinkie

Fuck I want potato wedges now
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>>3417386
Anything for you, guys, thanks
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>>3417381
>>3417354
These need some downboats.
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>>3416569
I found it works best to skip it all together and just watch something else.
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>>3417391
>face is fucked up
>not the entirety of her body
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>>3417386
Which one is most fappable?
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>>3417387
I'm not bothered by it, it was just unneeded in the conversation we were having.
He's trying to prove me wrong, I'm trying to defend my point, at least I can have the moral highground by not being a huge faggot about it.
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>>3417367
>Rarity will never sew you a pretty dress
>She will never attempt to alter the dress to get it to fit your male frame
>She will never give up in frustration before coming up with an idea
>She will never ask you to close your eyes while she prepares a slightly different alteration spell
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>>3417397
It's a bad feel.

I want a Pepperoni Passion, with Chicken Strippers, Chicken Kickers, Garlic Pizza Bread, Potato Wedges, a 1.25l bottle of Coke, and some motherfucking Chocolate Melts.
>Pinkie will never look in awe as you come back into the front room with a huge stack of boxes
>she will never go "Oooh, that's a lot of pizza!" with huge saucer eyes
>You will never ask her to put the movie on while you go grab the plates
>she will never munch happily with you while you both chuckle at the cheesy comedy she chose for you both to watch
>she will never snuggle up to you after having her fill
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>>3417428
Ouch...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw

What was the YTPMV using clips from this?
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>>3417413
I prefer the first one for the setup, but the second one is better for the fuckin'

>Opinions
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all that shitty debating killed the thread. Good job guys.
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>>3417421
I'm gonna be a pretty Fenanon?

SLUTTYMARE MOVE OVER!
A NEW SLUT HAS COME TO TOWN
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>>3417448
Dead thread?

Post ponies!
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>>3417428
That would be a great time but nothing would beat having a home cooked meal with AJ and her family
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>>3417456
>>3417460
>>3417461

Holy shit thank god I thought I was the only one here
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>>3417431
>Derpy farts
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>>3417460
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'wwalks into thread'
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FUCK WE DEAD

WHAT'S MLPG LISTENING TO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR6PYrjEzcQ
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>have a harem of all of the main 6, as one big loving family
>or just one pony to share a very special relationship with for your whole life

Pick one
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>>3417480
Monogamy, all day, errday
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>>3417430
>you will never finish the movie while snuggled up to her on the sofa
>you will never check your watch and gasp at the time
>you will never tell Pinkie it's running late and you should get going
>she will never look down at the floor with disappointment
>she will never glance up and smile, "You could always spend the night here!" she chirps at her genius idea
>you will never mull it over
>"You can shower here, and I have a spare toothbrush!"
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>>3417480
Do I have to limit it to just the mane 6? Because there are quite a few background ponies with very attractive color schemes.
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>>3417417
>moral high ground while attempting to rationally discussing a scientific subject
>not be a huge faggot about it
Oh boy, here we go.
Moral high ground is pish posh. If you are discussing something you are looking for logic. If logic is faulty, you attack that logic. Eventually new knowledge will be obtained or old one reaffirmed and conclusions reached (excuse the innuendo). That's why you debate things.
Things like etiquette and ethics, do not apply - you can certainly debate ethics, but it is by its definition subjective, thus it has no place in a logical discussion.
If somebody curses at you, you call them out by referring to ad hominem. However, if it is common for people to be offensive - to the point where it has lost all meaning in normal conversation - bitching about it only shows how little you know of, or how detached you are from, the culture you are in.
This isn't a public speaking class, it's a deconstruction of a hypothetical situation.
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>>3417480
>Have 5 awesome ponies plus one awesomiest pony as a loving polygamous family
>Have just the awesomeist pony

Gee real hard choice
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>>3417461
>Implying a meal made by Rarity and a dinner with her family isn't infinitely better

Nigga you''d have her parents who are cool, Sweetie who is beyond cute, and all those embarrassing stories about Rarity
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UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:
http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html

>>3417477
still stuck listening to this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40 because of you faggots.

i cant fucking stop
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>>3416089
I did an LP of this game right here in MLPG once
nobody really cared
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>>3417477
Some nice chill music before I head to sleep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuSkyOpjoVk
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>>3417428

What movie did she choose?
I bet she'd love Jim Carey. Do ponies have their own Jim Carey?
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>>3417477
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IISjIMpepo&feature=g-vrec
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>>3417480
>not harem end
I sure hope
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>>3417491
You can't waifu someone based solely on their appearance, silly.
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>>3417499
If you haven't seen it, check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a7sSQKPiM

it's kind of neat
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>>3416089
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100
I am,
like
sooooo
buying that
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>>3417501
Is it any good?
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>>3417517
I'm not waifuing anyone, I was implying that I would take the harem choice but I wanted to know if I could go beyond just the mane 6

and fuck you if I were to waifu anyone it would be this hot piece of pony ass right here
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>>3417524
well
you'll certainly get your money's worth
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>>3417480
One pone.

I would rather devote myself to one fully than 6 divided.
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>>3417538
It's like a very easy DDR but with magical horses
and a lot of grinding
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>>3417501
I remember that
It would have been better if there was more to do
Something like the sims3: pets might work, depending on how it works I haven't looked at it yet
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>>3417509
She chose Mr Deeds.

She loves the combination of silly comedy, feely bits, and the ending where the hard working janitor gets all the money but gives Deeds a billion dollars because Deeds always treated him with respect.
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>>3417493
How did this turn into a conversation about ethics? I stated I wasn't bothered by it, it was just a remark to entice some civility in a place where hostility was unneeded. I know damn well the moral high ground doesn't mean shit in a scientific debate, but who even cares; it was half an attempt to inject some humor. Are you the person I was arguing with about the portals earlier? If so answer my damn question.
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>>3416089
I actually bought that as a birthday gift for a friend yesterday
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>>3417547
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>>3417501
I was kind of disappointed when that petered out.
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>>3417501
GG didn't you go to bed like 4 hours ago. Why the hell are you up already
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>>3417547
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we ded or something?
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>>3417522
that is pretty cool

>>3417547
i'm seriously thinking of buying that and gifting it to a friend as a birthday present
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>Fighting is Magic video with the combos
>All Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity's combos don't do more than 60%
>AJ's does up to 85%

A little unbalanced if you ask me
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Back to being dead

QUICK EVERYONE POST A PONY. ANY PONY.
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>>3417596
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>3417550
There's very little to do in Sims 3 Pets. Sims 2 Pets was much better, then again it had no horses. Sims 3 feels much more like Barbie: The vidya while Sims 2 was actually somewhat hard and moderately deep.
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So how many of us AREN'T furries?
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>>3417568
there's only so many ways it can end

>>3417569
>GG didn't you go to bed like 4 hours ago. Why the hell are you up already
I'm on the Dymaxion sleep schedule so I can post with you as much as possible
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>>3417612
>Game is so unfinished calling it an alpha would be silly

They said balance and stuff was last on their list.
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>>3417456
Well of course you're going to be pretty, she wouldn't do to have an ugly model would she?

The real question is if she's going to let you stay human. After all, she's got far more experience working with ponies.
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>>3417559
Sorry mister Parker, but I have to fail you for my reading comprehension and debate classes.
Maybe if you would have been in my classes on time instead of lollygagging this would not have happened.
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>>3417620
me

that's one
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>>3417612
Dont suppose you have a link to that?
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>>3417623
Oh...
But wouldn't they try to balance it for the demo they will show at cons?
At least the characters that are out.

I mean that video was from the EVOdemo they prepared and they said that a playable Demo will be at Canterlot Gardens.

Oh well if waht you say it's true AJ will recieve a pretty big nerf to the damage she does
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>>3417620
Not it, I hate furries.
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>>3417638
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiwZvPKhsDo&feature=player_embedded#!
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>>3417596
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>>3417627
Is that all you have to say? Are we done here?
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how much am I supposed to pay for a model m?
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>>3417646
HAHAHAHA
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>>3417653
You completely misinterpreted what I wrote.
I am tempted to put you on the level of a troll.
That's some faulty rhetorics at least.
And no, I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with.
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>>3417645
Neat, thanks.
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>>3417654
>Actually buying a model M
I get that you want all that 'hipster street cred' or whatever, but there are plenty of mechanical keyboards that were made in the past decade that are perfectly fine
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>>3417667
yes but they're to expensive and I live in germany, so my choices are fairly limited

it's my last resort so to say
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>>3417645
smashing
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was this ever finished?
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>>3417645
Well I was going to say that it made sense since AJ doesn't have a Level 3 Super.
She has only a Super that uses one bar. It can be extended with another powerful hit for the cost of another bar.
In the movie she uses a combo of Supers while the others use only one bar.

But then in the last part Twilight uses a Level 3 Super and still only does around 60% damage...

I guess that they really need to decrease AJ's power
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Would you, MLPG?
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>>3417705
No
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>>3417705
Would I?!
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tfw the only one that ships DashBilly
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>>3417645
Wow, it's looking really good so far.
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>>3417654
pls reply
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One of my worst drawings, I just wasn't feeling this time. That's also because I stayed up all night and ate half a dozen donuts so I drew this in the middle of a sugar crash, but yeah, bad news.

SCOOTS x LYRA OTP blah blah blah
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>>3417705
no, I wouldn't that Ork
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>>3417729
You shouldn't use binary brush.
Might be a bit late now, but it just doesn't complement your style.
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>>3417729
>One of my worst drawings
Oh Ross, I don't think that's one of your worst drawings.
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>that feel when MD5 filtering
I love you 4chanx
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>>3417736
Oh GG, you always manage to make me smile
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>>3417736
No it is. The poses and construction are all just wrong, and Lyra is just a what the fuck mess.
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>>3417729

I didnt know pedophiles were allowed in the military.
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>>3417751
Just like every other Ross picture ever?
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>>3417754
Don't ask, don't tell.

Soon there will be a pedo movement and then pedophiles can serve openly.
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>>3417661
Help me try to understand then. Maybe I am just too thick to see it at this point in time but I don't want to make enemies out of my sparring partners, at least not over something as trivial as this.

Allow me to try to reiterate my statement: I know that moral high ground is more of a superficial thing when debating something of this nature, my reference to it was needless, and I recognize that. It was, as I said, a half-hearted attempt at humor as my partner called me an idiot whilst making his claim. And I know "oh boo hoo he called me an idiot", that's why I was just joking about it. Even my statement stating that we were having a civil conversation an there was no reason to get hostile was made in jest.

Inform me if I've left anything out and I'll do my best to address it.
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>>3417751
"a what the fuck mess" describes just about every drawing you've ever posted here.
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>>3417736

Negatory.

>>3417751

This guy gets it. For the life of me, it wasn't clicking as to how much belly to put on Lyra as she bent down and where to place her legs. This has never been an issue before, and it's only coming up with my being half-dead at the moment. Also, the poses just...were not planned out in any way. Rather than draw a line, I drew a head and then the body. No energy.
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>>3417751

When is Lyra not a mess?
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ITS A WONDERFUL NIGHT
GOTTA TAKE IT FROM ME
ITS A WONDERFUL NIGHT
COME ON AND BREAK IT ON DOWN
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>>3417775
What if pony were that size compared to human?
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>>3417728
pls

pls
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>>3417781
1-1.2 meters
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>>3417781
isn't that how we've always viewed it?
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>>3417791
Fuck I'm retarded I read what size are ponies.
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>>3417768
Backtracking logic.
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>>3417781
>they still laugh at your dick
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>>3417795
When are we gonna ship Pockets with Snips?
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>>3417762
No it's bad in this one especially.
The construction is typically pretty solid, but Lyra is just completely misshapen. I can't make out what she was supposed to be made of or even exactly what she is supposed to be doing.
>>3417769
They're usually enough to make out what's supposed to be happening. Despite being coated in construction lines and shit, the picture still reads well enough most of the time and you can see what he's going for.
This one is just ugly.
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>>3417807
>one is willing to give you a chance
>you last 20-25 times longer than the average stallion
>you become a living idol
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>>3417808
Pockets?
You mean Nathan?
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>>3417788
pls
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>>3417818
keep dreaming anon
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Do you think hasbro will take mlp in another direction again come Gen 5?

yfw Gen 5 ponies become a collectible GOTTA CATCH EM ALL videogame ploy[/spoiler\

everyone gets a pony partner
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>>3417120
More like cock inflation.
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>>3417818
>you last 20-25 times longer than the average stallion
"Hurry up! God, aren't you done yet?"
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>>3417810
>>3417751
>somebody who doesn't solel spew hate at Ross
You have my respect Anon.
The rest of you can learn something from this guy.
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>>3417833
FUND IT
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>>3417833
I don't think so.
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>>3417833
They didn't really take it in a different direction, they just upgraded the engine.
Still has a tv show
Which is still essentially a toy commercial
For ponies with brushable hair
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>>3417808
Didn't he get a hug from Twist in Hearts and Hooves day though?
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>>3417842
inb4hurrdurr samefag
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>>3417807

Weren't also horses satisfied with human dick?
And since ponies are smaller and add what >>3417818 said...Well I guess I'll never have to worry about not satisfying my waifu
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>>3417833

RARITY PONYVOLVE TO FASHIONISTAMON
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>>3417808
Nope.
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>>3417810

Agreed. I'm out of it right now.

HEY GUYS GOOD NEWS, you're rid of me for three and a half hours, maybe more, since I'm gonna pass out. Hopefully when I wake back up I'll have a clear head and can draw the best fatty Lyras around. Here's another bad doodle.
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>>3417863
>dude

what
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>>3417072
B. I can't explain why, but for some reason A just doesn't sit right with me. It just seems wrong somehow.
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>>3417858
OH NO! Rarity just Dark Ponyvolved to Bleachmon! Now all of the fashions in the Equestrian World will be ruined!
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>>3417818
>implying Equestrian ponies match reproductive habits of Terran Horses
They're anthropomorphic in more departments than cognitive ability and skeletal construction
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>>3417805
Expand on that if you would please. Like specific points where I've fucked up or what exactly you mean.
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>>3417874
Ross in charge of dialog
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>>3417875
Men generally choose B while women generally choose A. One of those weird gender differences.
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>>3417874
Dude can be gender neutral.
I call girls dudes all the time.
Like wassup dude?
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>>3417896
10/10 bioross does it again
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>>3417879

>Bleachmon
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>>3417883
I am fully believing that you got what I said - after I mentioned you didn't.
Backtracking logic means that you try to alter previous statements with new information, as to prove you were right all along.
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>>3417302
>Rarity farting
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>>3417882
It's the closest we've got though.

So unless we're coming up with a completely new species with no foundations except for what you want them to be, we're stuck using earth horses.
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>>3417902
>Dude can be gender neutral.
>I call girls dudes all the time.
It's a simple rule I've never seen broken:

A girl can be called a dude
But girls don't call other people dude
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>>3417285
>>3417316
What the heck is that? Some sort of fruit?
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>>3417920
I must hang around weird girs then
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>>3417909
whenever i see this i always read it in Billy May's voice.
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>>3417920
I always get a little twinge of discomfort whenever a girl uses the work dude.

It just doesn't sound right.
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>>3417929
*word
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>>3417920
I've known some girls who'd call me dude.
But then I'm a guy dude.
I don't remember them calling another girl dude, but I wouldn't doubt they did.
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>farting
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okay but enough of that
I need you to help me choose my first monster

Pandemite
Niptune
Flofox
or Dandylion
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>>3417918
Is that literally the first thing you searched for when you opened up this thread
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>>3417946
FIRE
PICK THE FIRE ONE
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>>3417946
AIR
DON'T BE A FAGGOT AND CHOOSE AIR
Water works too

Fire and earth looks like shit
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>>3417939
That greentext made me what, hard.
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>>3417915
Ah okay. Well I did do that. It wasn't intentional, I wasn't trying to alter the statement, only clarify it a bit more. My earlier post didn't do a good job at conveying what I intended it to, so I wanted to try and salvage it a bit. Is that acceptable?
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>>3417946
They all look the fucking same

also what the fuck does this have to do with ponies
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>>3417946

Choose the fucking flaming goat.
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>>3417390
Well, RL ponies are just small horses aren't they?
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>>3417946
Umm is this some new pokemon clone?

The one in the right. Teh Fox one.
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>>3417967
It has nothing to do with ponies, good sir.

MLPG rarely does.
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>>3417946
the red one.
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>>3417963
Fair enough.
You're still the biggest cocklord to have ever sucked dick in the presence of a gay parlour.
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>>3417967
the fuck is a pony?
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>>3417967
Don't you know? These threads are about GG now!
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>>3417480
I'd go with the harem. After all, I love all the mane 6. We could have the most glorious orgies.
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>>3417967
Absolutely nothing, but it's okay because GG won't get called out on this or any other shit he's pulled.
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>>3417946
the fire one obv
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>>3417946
also
while the dandylion CLEARLY has the best name
it also has the lamest description

The pandemite's blurb talks about how it drinks lava and has explosively powerful attacks
the niptune was allegedly blessed with combat prowess by the god of the sea
and the flofox controls wind itself to launch into battle with both ferocity and cunning

but for the dandylion all it says is that the longer it stays in the sun, the bigger the flower on its tail grows

what kind of

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
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>>3417982
Thank you
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would you, /co/?
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>>3417996
What do you have in mind, gg?
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>>3417982
Awesome. Can we still be friends?
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>>3417996
>flofox
Fuck, that's so awful
Pick it anyway, its still the best one
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Would you Shining Armor?
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>>3417547
You bought it too?
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>>3418011
Absolutely disgusting
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>>3418000
>>3418007
I'm a contributor, I am not allowed to like you guys.
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>>3417991
I GETS BIGGER LUNA I SWEAR

I WAS IN THE POOL
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>>3417620
I'm not, but I have nothing against them. Heck, I sometimes fap to furry art myself.
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>>3417992
>Absolutely nothing, but it's okay because GG won't get called out on this
I do literally every time, including this one, by both yourself and this other guy
>>3417986

You can't raise a stink over offtopic posting every time it happens and then ALSO claim no one ever says anything
you can't have it both ways, man

I'll stop; you're right, of course
I just wanted some advice, that's all
since the general constantly has off-topic stuff posted I thought that would be okay

but I concede the point and we can now return peaceably to Ross's art and dialog, how long ponies have sex before orgasm, and farting
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>>3418030
Kill yourself.
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>>3418022

>>3418018
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>>3418022
their existance looks painful.
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>>3418003
Steam chat pls go
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>>3417620
There's 2 types of people here.
Furries who like MLP
and closeted/self-denial Furries who like MLP
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>>3418033
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND GG

HOW MUCH FARTING MEANS
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>>3418011
A who now?
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>>3418023
Oh neat I was arguing with a contributor. What do you contribute? Do you art or write or what?
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>>3417949
No, I've had the thread open for hours, I was just a bit behind due to being out of office for a while.
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>>3418033
I am not complaining about off topic. That's a symptom of these threads needing to stop really, really badly. I am complaining about you specifically. You don't have to bring off topic in here for the sake of it.
At the very least be aware of your popularity.
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>>3418042
but i don't feel like circlejerking today

my dick is raw from yesterday's session
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>>3418055
2sad5me
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>>3418055
7sad9me
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>>3418054
Look I think we've already discussed everything about his subject short of ponies spontaniously becoming surface-to-air missiles
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>>3418061
Hate and art.
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>>3417939
>several hundred loaves of fresh bread shooting out of Celestia's ass like a minigun
Yeah, I remember this greentext from... what was it... yesterday?
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>>3418055
22sad53me
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>>3418054
MY BEAN BURRITO
I USED TO THINK THAT FARTS WERE DISGUSTING
MY BEAN BURRITO
UNTIL YOU SHOWED ME WHAT QUEEFS CAN BE

BIG NUKERS
SILENT DEAD
A BEAUTIFUL FART
WITH FRIENDS INSTEAD
STINKY SMELLY
IS NOTHING NEW
AND THOSE TIMES WHEN YOU LEAK A POO YEAH

MY BEAN BURITO
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FUCKING SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>3418082
Post a pic?
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>>3418085
That's pretty damn sad.
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>>3418065
>I am complaining about you specifically.
I am aware of that, and was, in actuality, responding to that fact.
>You don't have to bring off topic in here for the sake of it.
As I said, I just wanted to ask for a second opinion.
>At the very least be aware of your popularity.
I don't think that should deny me the same privileges other people get.
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>>3418089
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>>3418081
Would Ponka make a good surface to air missile? Would she destroy her targets 100% of the time?
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>>3418089
>
>>3418018
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>>3418033
>>3418065
Furthermore, Ross' art, pony orgasms and pony farting is indirectly (though some would say directly) related to the show.
Your pet project and other endeavours, though related to you, are not related to the show. They relate to you as an individual, not a contributor.
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>>3418081
Which pony has the most comprehensive integrated radar suite?
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>>3418105
>Ponka
>good missile
She moves to much. You'll never hit a target.
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>>3418089
queefs aren't digestion related silly
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>>3418065
>stop having fun in the exact same manner other people do.
And dispite what you may percieve, anons that post the same sort of stuff often get the same amount of people bitching about it/responding to it.
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>>3418119
Shut up nerd and or femanon
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>>3418101
>I don't think that should deny me the same privileges other people get.
It's called self moderation. You don't have to bring it in here, even though you can. There is no sense in crying persecution over a request.
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>>3418111
If being on topic is your concern then you should realize you're posting more non-pony than I did, which tacitly suggests you think off-topic posting is only a problem when I do it
I just can't support that double standard
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>>3418105
>You will never be attacked/hugged by a flying pink horse flying toward you as you pilot your jet fighter
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>Mlpg is now discussing ponies as fart-powered missiles

just another day in the neighbourhood
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>>3418033
>>3418101
Not the other Anon, but cool your tits Glitter I was just complaining out of fun.
No need to white knight yourself ya cock.
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LK are you lurking about?
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>>3418148
>fun

You know that's strictly forbidden around these parts.
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>>3418148
>fun
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>>3418148
>fun
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PINKIE
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>>3418131
>There is no sense in crying persecution over a request.
There's less in your selective disapproval of off-topic posting
Plenty of shitposting and garbage gets tossed around here, you don't have to make a federal case out of me just asking MLPG's advice about something
doubly so because it's not like I was derailing from a pertinent discussion or anything
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>>3418148
>fun
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>>3418157
>>3418164
>>3418174
Get out /v/
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>>3418154
Did LK bother himself with the chubby marker or is he still waaay too busy
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Look the best pony missiles are Rarity, Twilight and AJ

Pinkie Pie is to unpredictable, RD is the fastest but she'll probably miss the target and crash and FS is FS
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>>3418135
>I am not complaining about off topic. That's a symptom of these threads needing to stop really, really badly.

>>3418135
>ad hominem
>circular reasoning
Good going sport. I never said my post are or are not on or off topic and even mentioned that Anon does also post off topic. I'd even say it is more problematic, because it is inbred and numerous.
However, your popularity, as I retorted here: >>3418131 makes you a special case. You will have more effect on the general than an average poster.
I have to say I'm a bit disappointed in you.
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>>3418148
I'm at an utter loss
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Good Morning my faithful subj-
oh.

oh my
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>>3418157
>>3418160
>>3418164
>>3418174
Fuck you guys you have your fun discussing horse boners. I should be allowed my own brand of fun every once in a while.
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>>3418192
Princess pls

pls
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>Fluttershy missile accidentally exhausts herself prematurely while flying toward her target
>She's too embarrassed to keep advancing toward her target so she heads back
>She destroys her own allies
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>>3418190
What kind of underwear would each pony be?
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>>3418170
Can you literally not read?

>There's less in your selective disapproval of off-topic posting
Again, I never stated anything about me being persecuted, you on the other hand did.

And yes, if you post a subject it is much more likely to become a discussion/conversation.
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>>3418192

Goddamn Celestia has such a slappable ass
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>>3418192
Nothing to see here Princess.
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>>3418209
Her cutie mark is practically a target
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>>3418192

Why does Celestia's tail look like it's literally coming out of her butthole?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>3418197
What?!
>>3418209
Ah! The nerve!
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>>3418192
What is it princess, don't you like farting?
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>>3418219
This is old as fuck but it still gets me
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>>3418218
Because her tail is made of farts
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What flavour is Celestia?

You cant say vanilla
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>>3418225
yea i need more bronie pics
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>>3418238
Honey
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>>3418186
>ad hominem
>circular reasoning
It's cool that you know of those words but you can't just throw them at every argument you see and expect them to stick
>your popularity, as I retorted here: >>3418131 makes you a special case
That post makes no mention of my popularity, maybe you are thinking of another one
But on that topic I already said it was a poor conclusion and I don't agree with it, because you are explicitly suggesting that I be held to a more exacting standard of quality in a my little pony thread than anyone else
>I have to say I'm a bit disappointed in you.
And if I were here to satisfy your whims, that'd mean something

>>3418207
> I never stated anything about me being persecuted
Nor did I claim you did, please don't fumble your own points so badly and then accuse me of illiteracy
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>>3418238
Bread flavour
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>>3418242
You can always start a thread in the frontpage, people out there makes fun of bronies constantly
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>>3418238
Neapolitan.
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>>3418238
Pure, white milk. She is very motherly to her people, after all.
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>>3418246
Good grief GG. What's wrong with you today?
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>>3418272
Is that a serious question about my mental state or are you merely expressing dissatisfaction with my posts
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>>3418246
You are either the prime of shoddy reading comprehension, or trolling.
I am not sure which.
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>>3418266

How sacred do you suppose Celestia's milk is?

As Equestria's universal mother figure do you think she lactates all year round?

Where do they store the excess drippage when her teats get too swollen?
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>>3418266
Is milk a flavor? I've never seen anything "milk flavored" besides milk
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>>3418246
Yo, GG you alright? You're not usually so hostile.
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>>3418246
GG can i get a link to your tumbler
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>>3418272
He just feels the need to defend himself against every little word against him because he's always right.
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>>3418246
Have you tried to just, y'know, not be a namefag when you don't need to?
If you're just mucking about in the thread, no one needs to know that you're you.
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>>3418292
Or perhaps it isnt GG, but some other faggot impersonating him perhaps?
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>>3418282
>Celestia teet expansion

huh

has anyone done this before
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>>3418246
GG I want to suck your dick
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>>3418290
gohngoseco.tumblr.com
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>farting ponies
>chubby ponies
>lactating ponies

Good grief mlpg, how about just plain old ordinary ponies?

Aren't they good enough for you?
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>>3418303
So confirmed faggot impersonator

You really hit a new low
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>>3418301

Lets not and then not say we did.
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>>3418297
It's clearly him
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>>3418301
Would you?
Too late its already happening
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>>3418304
I like normal ponies. I never really took part in those three.
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>>3418301
You want to talk about talking animals with human facial expressions?
furfag
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>>3418033
>but I concede the point and we can now return peaceably to... farting

sweet
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14 MORE IMAGES
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>>3418321
This has been a very long and grueling thread, my friends
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>>3418297
Maybe. Maybe not.
I think it's him since I wouldn't put any of this past him, but whatever.
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guys

guys

guys

shut the fuck up, pone thread
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>>3418301
>>3418313
That's a bad pic, but I appreciate lactation.
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>>3418304
everything that isn't fetish related has been discussed to death though
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>>3418321
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>>3418279
No, I get the argument. I do. It's been made at me before, by the same party.
It can be summarized thusly:

>Because you're popular and have more of an "impact" on the thread when you post, you must be held to a higher standard of posting quality than other people. Specifically, you can't ever post anything off-topic."
Which I think is patently ridiculous
but it's not even worth mentioning because I mean just look at this

>>3418296
>Don't use a name unless you're posting your art
>>3418292
>Don't defend yourself when attacked
Duly noted
there's no winning here
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>>3418337
Soon were gonna have to start talking about fetishes we don't even have or like just to stay fresh
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>>3418337
Some of us haven't been in MLPG 24/7 since 2010, though, and new takes on old ideas are sometimes interesting.
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>>3418347
Please just stop responding
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>>3418353
>not being in MLPG 24/7 since 2010

I envy you, Anon
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>>3418347
If the guy's real intention for telling you to stuff it was to keep the thread from getting derailed, he wouldn't have tried to make some big argument of it. He's given himself away, he's just here to give you shit.
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>>3418352
By then end of 2012 I predict we'll be actively talking about scat by the very least
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>>3418347
GG, If that's you... you're approaching Ross levels of autism. Stop responding, and let it drop.
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>>3418347
GG pls
pls
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>>3418367
Sorry, Faceless was here

Already went through that phase in Season 1 hiatus
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>>3418367
Then prehaps it's time for these threads to die.
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>>3418357
>>3418369
>>3418373
But it's you that really drive me crazy
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>>3418367
You haven't been here last hiatus, have you?
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>>3418347
I'm not saying you shouldn't defend yourself when attacked.
I'm saying you shouldn't spend walls of text and entire threads responding to a guy who pointed out you were being a cunt. You just refuse to admit when you're wrong and if you do, you obviously don't care because you keep doing the same shit.
You'll just keep passively agressively white knighting yourself until you've had the last word.
Just shut the fuck up and stop unnecessarily responding to every negative comment.
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Lets talk about diamond dogs
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>>3418379
But those were talking about how disgusting it is
Late 2012 threads will involve lots of discussion of "chocolate" fun with your waifunonsexually
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Guys, what if we talked about this pony instead of whatever the fuck we're currently doing?
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>>3418387
No ur a faget
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GG sucks dick
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>>3418393
>Artist's name.

2deep
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>>3418367
Would that really be worse than the shit we already talk about?
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>>3418384
I know we drive you crazy GG but pls
pls

This isn't you
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>>3418381
>Season 3 could start anytime this year, We're basically so close to the end of the haitus you can taste it
>hey guys lets close down the general now
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>>3418397
That's a pig
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>>3418407
>This isn't you
But it is.
He's done this before.
Many times.
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>>3418381
That left me with a chilling thought. I don't think these threads will die, per se, even after G4 ends. We have too strong of a "community" for everyone to just turn the lights off and go home. Instead some of us will stick around and keep each other company, going through the motions of posting the marker and >rape while discussing nothing new or important.

The endgame of MLPG is /b/read
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>>3418411
>that feel when this is the last hiatus ever
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>>3418393
What's the deal with Diamond Dogs? They're not made of diamond. You might as well call them Ruby Dogs or Quartz Dogs or Chalk Dogs for as good as that does them. And another thing. Just who do you call to spay a Diamond Dog?
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>>3418397
Talk about what about pony then?
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GUYS

DIAMOND DOGS
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>>3418387
>you shouldn't spend walls of text
Okay
you don't know what terms like "white knight" mean and everything you just said is garbage
have a pony
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>>3418427
let's talk about ponies farting
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4 more
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>>3418433
But we do this
every
single
day
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Move when ready

>>3418417
>>3418417
>>3418417
>>3418417
>>3418417
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>>3418425
Because Rock Dogs was taen
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>>3418425
Seinfeld pls
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>>3418429
Pls Klondike
Pls
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>>3418433
Why do you faggots feel the need to talk about that shit literally every single thread?
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>>3418432
There goes that passively agressively defending yourself against every comment again.
You really are your own white knight GG.
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>>3418449
>There goes that passively agressively defending yourself against every comment again.
It's not passive-aggressive, it's just regular aggressive
you still don't know what words mean
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>>3418460
Fine fine whatever.
You're still just defending yourself against everything even when you're wrong.
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>>3418460
I think he does.

You're so damn stubborn. Stop responding
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>>3418446
anon pls

pls
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>>3418472
Why is defending myself so egregious?
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>>3418528
Because you continuously post walls of text talking about how you did nothing wrong and it's annoying.
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>>3418546
And he's posting walls of text about how I did everything wrong; further, he started this whole thing
Surely you must understand that it's not pleasant to be attacked, then face demand that you not defend yourself against it, contradict the accuser, or defend yourself? Or to get accused of ad hominem only for your accuser to then repeatedly call you a "white knight", like it were some new insult buzzword?
You can see how that would be frustrating, can't you?
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>>3418566
GG, you've been on 4chan more time than me and I'm sure you know how to deal with this.

I know attacks hurt and are annoying, but just don't give a fuck about them, don't let them "win".
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>>3418566
The only winning move is not to play.
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>>3418583
Defending yourself is letting them win?
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>>3418595
This isn't chess, this is Tic-Tac-Toe when it comes to arguing. No one wins. The only winning move is not to play.
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>>3418595
If you let them drag you down to their level, yes.
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>>3418595
It is when you are falling for a trollbait
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>>3418566
>he started this whole thing
You were the one who posted off topic.
You were called out.
You spent the rest of the thread defending yourself for one thing or another when it obviously wasn't going to go anywhere.
Just leave it alone.
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>>3418609
Yet you keep on trying pointlessly replying.
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>>3418627
Huh, look at that. I'll be going now.
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>>3418626
>You were the one who posted off topic.
>You were called out.
And then I stopped
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>everyone
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>>3418595

people play a game with themselves, and set up the rules where they always win. it's super autism, but just don't pay attention
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>>3418652
>stopped
That's because you were too busy replying you stupid shit.
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>>3418667
Not like you, right?
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>>3418682
I'm not the one on trial here but yeah sure.
Kinda like you right now.
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>>3418710
>I'm not the one on trial here but yeah sure.
I didn't realize anyone was on trial, you fucking hypocrite.
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>>3418720
You're still responding to me so you're not exactly much better.
And yes GG was the one called out for being a stupid cunt and lost his shit so I'd say he's the one on trial.
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>>3418739
You're still going, faggot.
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>>3418751
Tada so are you.
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>>3418758
Oh hey can I keep going too? Pls pls? I want to be a huge faggot too.
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>>3418758
But if your whole argument is about how pathetic it is to keep it going, aren't you just proving that you're the one at fault?
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>>3418782
Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.
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Guys, GG moved on. Maybe you should too.
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>>3418786
Just can't let it go, can you?
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Ok, let's make a review.

Anon had a point when he said it's ok for GG to post off-topic because his fanboys won't say anything.
He also has a point when he said he needs to "control his power" on the General (like Leth does, for example, he barely uses his trip because of this).

Now, it's GG's fault or is it GG's fanboys' fault?
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>>3418816
I choose C, this guy who won't shut up and has to get in the last insult.
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>>3418838
oh oh! That's me!

UR A FAGET
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>>3418838
Drop it, dude.
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>>3418816
Yeah, he had a point, but GG didn't post any more of that pokemon ripoff after that. It spiraled out of control into something else completely because the anon here made it into a "trial". His words.
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>>3418816
Leth's fanboys fau- I mean, GG's fanboys fault
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>>3418849
>>3418857
>Two posters incapable of dropping it themselves
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>>3418857
Why do I have to drop it? Why couldn't >>3418816 have dropped it, he's so intent on keeping it going he even asked a question. Or why can't you drop it?
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>>3418871
[DropIt]
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>>3418878
I'm just a guy who just finished reading the thread, I don't give a fuck about you two.
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>>3418857
Why can't I defend myself from GG fanboys?
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>>3418887
No you're not, I don't believe you at all. Now drop it.
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>>3418901
I don't care about having the last word, but now you're going full autism, like any GG fanboy.

That was the answer I was looking for.
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>>3418915
And there's the giveaway.
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LAST
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>>3418915
I knew you were full of shit. Just drop it, man.
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FIRST
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>>3418942
>Implying that anon was me.

Drop it, dude.
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>>3418946
TWELFTH
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DROP IT
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>>3418963
Woooaaah Shazbot!
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>>3418947
If it wasn't you then your desperation to jump in and respond really IS autismal, since I wasn't even talking to you. Just let it go, man.
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>>3418983
Just drop it.
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>>3418983
Drop it, man.
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>>3418994
I know it's a big deal to you but you gotta let it go. Drop it.
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>>3419003
Just drop it, dude.
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>>3419011
>>3419003
>>3418999
>>3418994
NO U
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>>3419011
Drop it, man.
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>>3419003
Drop it.
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>>3419021
>>3419022
Just let it go.
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>>3419031
Relinquish the thing
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>>3419066
RETURN THE SLAB.
>>
needs less cancer and more nu throd

someone make one
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>>3419084
Thread's been going on without you for almost 250 posts.

>>3418437
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>>3419108
Drop it.
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No seriously drop it
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>>3419166
>>3419167
>posted in the exact same second

God damn it you two
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It status = dropped.
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DROP MY THREAD GUYS
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LAST POST DROPPED
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Shit status: Dropped
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Implying I don't get the last drop.
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Can we drop the drop it thing already/
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LAST DROP MWAHAHAHA
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I thought we already dropped this shit.
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>>3420514
HEY YOU, GET OUT, I WANT TO DRINK THE LAST DROP OF THIS THREAD
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>>3420528
Fine, fine, I'll just drop it like it's hot.
>>
Hehehe, drop jokes.

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