What kinds of episodes are you expecting to say in Season 3?
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>>3411592and their 8 children.
>>3411506Something with Dash and Fluttershy because they are the best duo.
>>3411506One(or two) about the cast helping Cadance with the Crystal Kingdom featuring that obnoxious OC-lookin' villain, one about Scootaloo, one about Fluttershy becoming a dragon, and then a whole lot of the same.>>3411592Oh shit. They do have Brae's VA on board now, don't they? They might bring mai husbando back.
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS!
This is probably a "Mito" thread so I'd watch outMaybe it's not but I'm suspicious
Post some Sheela art
Ponies as objects?
>wings
>You'll never be able to scream like Corey Taylor simply so you can scare the daylights out of some poor sap
>>3411592>>3411606>>3411615>>3411617Simpsons did it.
>>3411646Is Twilight Big Mac's fuck doll?Like that one Lyra Plushie Wait does glittler glue actually LIKE TWILIGHT MAC?
>>3411617He's sort of always been around for small male parts, apparently.But there's rumors that Braeburn and Chief Thunderhooves specifically have recorded something.
>>3411619Drew a bunch of feet today, Batman.And I'm sure MLPG would not be interested in the AJ OC prototype v.3.7
Which writers of the past two seasons do you hope to see again in S3, based on their previous works?Of the episodes we know of so far (Crystal ponies, Flutterdragon, Trixie coming back, a CMC episode), which would you want to see them write?
>>3411604Now I feel depressed.
i predict this thread will mito in about 100 posts. not even OP
>>3411680why are you here
Hi
>>3411680>FlutterdragonIt's not real bro
>>3411685yeah, I was thinking the same thing
>>3411680>trixie comes backShe comes backIs still a loudmouth and stupid bitchGets shunned and ran out of town again because of her shitty attitude
>>3411680>Flutterdragonbut that's wrong you fucking retardsomeone post tifa pls
>>3411700Who confirm that?
DORKS
>>3411685I think I've maybe deleted a single general during my year and a half in these threads, and only then because it was a fucking mess.Fear not.
>>3411666Well that's just super, Satan.
>Children's shows in Japan
>>3411704>ran out of town again>againgoddamit cosmo do you even watch the fucking show
>>3411699What a terrible anime
>>3411663It's GG, he'd never go that far. There were >IMPLICATIONS, but nothing really happened.I liked how he drew Cherilee.
>>3411680M.A. Larson.All episodes.
>>3411680>a CMC episode>ai predict at least one of the CMC gets their cutie mark, it causes a rift between them for the entire episode, but then they resolve their issues and stay friendsnext episode they're shown with a completely blank flank
>>3411680Did you ever actually finish that Thunderlane fic?
>>3411720well I worded that wrongshe ran out of town on her own.
>>3411704You know that's not going to happen no matter how much we tell ourselves it will, right?
>>3411619Shut up, Batman.It won't be done until tomorrow. Gotta fix the first panel before anything.
>>3411729No. He posted part of it and gave up like always.
>>3411707McCarthy
>>3411735>Ran out of town on her own, because she was about to get her shit beat inThat's what ran out of town means. You were right the first time.
>>3411745>chrysalisYES
>>3411760>fanon
>>3411714>Deleting a general everYou don't deserve to master the new horse. I've said this half a dozen times before; You don't ever delete a general no matter how bad it gets.
>>3411760in a kid's show?come on.
>>3411646>Ponies as sexual objectsftfy
>>3411768I've never deleted a thread I've made, though I've been banned for them. Twice.
>didnt buy a single thing>preordered dark souls from greenmangaming 20% coupon and 17$ credit for a total of 15 dollarsbest purchase ever
>>3411760None of the ponies were acting the slightest bit aggressive against her. She ran away because she got shown up by the best pony.
>>3411777>Big Mac>Drinking BeerGlitter GlueHow dare you taint my pure Muslim Farmer pony with your infidelity.
>>3411737Unfortunately...I can still cross my fingers. hold my breath and assume that Trixie won't come back spewing aplogies and wanting to be everyone's friend.
>>3411729>>3411748Dammit I'm trying.
>>3411745>sketchy twilight updated>Wanderer soonthis is a good day
>>3411779>tfw a game you bought doesn't run well/at all on your laptop/computerDespair.
>>3411768You don't understand. The entire thread was a discussion about pedophilia and its merits.
>>3411777>If we were really friends you'd be my coldy-holy.That line gets me every god damn time.
>>3411806its time to upgrade.
>>3411792Just asking, why are you such an ass tonight?
>>3411792Those are only two options among many.Trust the writers.
>>3411806Yeah, shit sucks.On the other hand, >tfw something you thought would run like shit runs like god came on it
>>3411749>>3411749>>3411749>>3411749See this faggot? I fucking hate him. he always shitting out threads with false info or his retarded headcanon. I wish someone would ban him. Help me to report him? 6 reports would be enough for a short ban,
>>3411792Dont you see it Cosmo? Is the love and tolerance episode.
>>3411792But what if no one actually believes that she's changed and ends up being true?
>>3411680LarsonCrystal ponies are going to be shitFlutterdragon is fakeTrixie is going to be shitCMC episodes are always shitSo I just hope he's done some good episodes that don't involve any of those things.
Does Glitter Glue use mspaint?
>>3411814I still laugh at>I'm gonna fill your hoo ha with my goofjuice Glitter Glue makes the best rape faces
>>3411818I bought this laptop last year.and I don't have a job to finance the upgrades/gutting it to stick into a tower
>>3411819I think it's because he was impersonated today and almost lost the marker.
>>3411832u mad?
>>3411788>getting shown up is a reason for a person to run out of townMaybe for spaghetti flinging autistic fags.An Ursa smashed the shit out of the town, and she was the adult responsible, and she had just been exposed as a fraud.Ran out of town.But I can't expect autists to understand that. Probably the same faggots that think Discord and Chrysalis were really just misunderstood.
>>3411814I never find anything glitter draws to be funny.
ponies
>>3411827>Fluttershy>Doing awesome things
>>3411812That doesn't matter. If it was a My Little Pony General that has been marked you don't ever ever delete it. At least that's my code of honor.
>>3411806Upgrade, bro.
>>3411843>he was impersonated todayWait, what?
>>3411806>own a model m>roomates complain about the sound of gunfire coming from your room>forced to retire it for a shitty board you found in your closetOnly the dead.
>>3411853SHE IS GOING TO OVERCOME HER AUTISM
which is MLPG's favorite mission in Star Wars: Rogue Squadron?mine's the train escort one
>>3411648>Scootaloo's wings grow in>she can still flap them as fast as she could when they were smaller>Her cutie mark is either a hummingbird or a bee
>>3411812That's no reason to delete a general.
Good morning friends
>>3411856>>>3411841
>>3411844Yes
I was the guy who kept deleting the general and made it so only tripfags were allowed to make them for a while
>>3411820>>3411828I'm nervous man...I don't want that to happen. It's not right.>>3411819Mito was fucking with me earlier. Took my name and bombed the thread. Still a little pissed. Also, I don't like Trixie....Sorry if I was being cranky at you.
>>3411871Camwhoring.
>>3411869Do you have any idea how LOUD that would be?
>>3411873Is she absorbent?
>>3411873Where the hell have you been.
>>3411873Morning MT. How goes it?
>>3411873>>3411873hi mt nice to see you again
>>3411859Model Ms are shit. It's impossible to type fast on keys that stiff.
>>3411680Lauren Faust.I want sanity back to the show.Meghan plz go
>>3411873Hi.>>3411888>It´s not rightI know but is bound to happend.
>>3411873Did she shit on the floor and then become afraid of her shit?
>>3411853JUST YOU WAIT MAN SHE'S GOING TO GET OVER HER SOCIAL ANXIETY OH AND THEY'LL BE ANIMALS TOO IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME
Will we or will we not have any >feels tonight?
>>3411890Yeah that was bad but deleting the thread isn't the solution.
>>3411873heyo
Guys I've been thinking about S3 andI think it's going to be good, but not great as in, it will not match S1 or S2, but won't be awful either, think all those "just good" or "meh" episodes from both Seasons combined into S3
>>3411858He said he was going to make a thread, and someone took his name and deleted the thread once the marker was posted. Smile just saved it in his real thread.>>3411888I suspected as much. Don't worry man, Mito or some random ass anon, the guy is only a pest at best. I've seen you post before, you're normally a cool collected bro.
>>3411888If Trixie does come back, I'm sure they'll handle it just fine.But a lot of folks will get angry anyways, just because it's Trixie. And Trixie = Bad, no matter what.And that sort of stubborn mentality is no way to be, you know? I'm sure the writers can handle it.
>>3411914What sort of >feels do you desire?
>>3411868>SW:RSI only had RS2 and 3.Might get RS1 for Project64 and give it a whack.
>>3411914Maybe. You can't force >feels, though. Otherwise they come out terrible.
>>3411914I could try to do some >feels for you guys tonight, if you like.
Alright MLPG, I'm going to sleep. I added an old Octavia feel I wrote as well to the pastebin, and I found a very explicit scratch greentext that I don't remember writing at all, so that might be interesting. And I am now chugging along with High Tea.Things are on the ups. I am excited for season three. And soon, the 14th day.I believe that Applejack will have a solo song this season, god dammit.
>>3411899No it's not, it's easy as all hell. I used it for quite some time very comfortably.
>>3411873Mt you use sai right? Can you give me a tip on how to draw the eyes, the ones I do always come out too animu-ish
Would you snuggle with Big Mac as he nuzzles you softly?
>>3411914Depends on if they are feeling like it.>>3411935Also this.
>>3411942>I believe that Applejack will have a solo song this season, god dammit.I want to believe...
Would you a pony if she was ashamed of her massive futa horsecock?
Umumm I'm good went to atlanta...i saw fish and doodled up an idea for an intermediate series....um umm.the pony i posted is the idea for a clean freak pony that could also be turned into a clean up pony for the mob....i guess.and um are there any requests?
>>3411953Every night in my dreams.
Anyone wanna murderhorse?
>>3411923>I'm sure they'll handle it just fine.That's what everyone said about the wedding and it still turned out to be total shit.
>>3411951Not MT, but you've given me a reason to post all the eye tutorials I've gathered.
>>3411940How about you just fuck off?
>>3411962CMC playing with model trains.
>>3411942G'night Metals.
>>3411953Sure
>>3411890Never delete a general
>>3411919Yeah...I just poured a drink. Gonna relax.>>3411923All we can do is wait and see what happens. Personally, I'd rather see Gilda back because she has a history with RD, and since this is a show about friendships, then repairing one would be an excellent basis for an episode, yknow?
>>3411968That's an opinion friend. I found them very enjoyable.
Anyone know where I can find ForeverPander's MLPG rap and Bronycon Song?
>>3411940if you do, could you use a different name or be anon? everytime i see your name i can't help but picture your face and that just kills my >feelboner
>>3411940You know what would make me >feel pretty good? You leaving forever.
>>3411968This isn't a hivemind.I didn't like it either, but there were some Anons that did.And no, before you start, it is not because they all suffer from mental diseases. It's because they have opinions.
>>3411957I'm down for some writing >feels, but >>3411935 is right.They will flow when the time is right.
>>3411942>Those eyesFuck my heart hurts
>>3411962The CMC discussing superheroes, please.
>>3411968What if it's a wedding episode with Trixie?She's marrying herself.
>>3411962I'd like to get my OC drawn.Seriously though, I wouldn't mind a picture of Applejack engaging in silly behavior.
>>3411962Could you draw Featherweight learning to fly by jumping off his roof and buzzing away?
>>3411930>>3411935>>3411940Oh my.I was hoping for some Derpy >feels tonight.Or Dash.I have been wanting a story just chilling with Dash, napping with her on a cloud or something.
>>3411962>>3411983>>3412020These
>>3412022Not MT, but post details of said OC.
>>3411999I wouldn't mind Gilda coming back eitherso long as it's not poorly-executed
>>3411975Thanks anon. Also for coloring in the body, is there some way to use the paint can tool to do this? Without coloring in the whole canvas
>>3412021You know that's not going to happen.
>>3411923I am often confused by the people who hate Trixie so passionately. When asked why, they'll say they just hate the people who like Trixie, and then spend the next five posts going on at length about all the ways they personally hate Trixie, while responding to each and every post that defends her. Or doesn't defend her. Or just asks them to shut up.> "Okay, the reason Trixie sucks is because she's a giant cock whore and a bitch and she's useless and-"> "Dude why do you have such a hate boner for Trixie"> "Oh, I just hate the fandom. Now, as I was saying, the reason Trixie is such a cunt is because..."I just can'tcan I just say that I don't really give a fuck about Trixie one way or the otherI really don't care.
>>3412063inb4 mito
WHO HERE WANTS TO LAUGH AT AUTISTIC BRONIES?IF SO DO I HAVE A VIDEO FOR YOUhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UkZOZIO63IMy favorite quote was someone unironiclly saying "Maybe Twilight could help me overcome my fear of girls..."
Would you let a drunk pone pass out on top of you?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer had a great 3rd season, and the Highlander TV show's 3rd season was probably it's best. Anyone think the same could happen with MLP?
>>3412047I, uh, wasn't actually too terribly serious. I don't do anything, so I don't really need a "face." I shouldn't even have one, to be honest, and the fact it exists is kinda shameful.>>3412057I usually just go along the lines of whatever I'm filling in and paint bucket inside the closed lines.
>>3411951Um um okay
>>3412068I'm almost certain I've seen that exact thing with the same Berry picture posted repeatedly.However, I'd like to see LSH come back.
>>3412068I like her. It's just her freakin' fans.It's nice to see that in their world there's legitimate jerks. Yeah you can talk about RD but I think she means well enough. Trixie is just a straight up jerk through and through, that's why I like her.
Last eye thing I've got saved. There are probably dozens more out there somewhere, though.
>You'll never lick over Gilda's tattoos and play with her nipple piercings
>>3412103I want a Zecora episode, god damn it
>>34120251/?>There is a Wonderbolts show near Ponyville and you somehow managed to get a pair of tickets.>You take the train into town, growing more and more excited as you see the staging area off in the distance>Making your way from the train station, you spot Dash flying about in a bad mood>She tried to get tickets but they were sold out.>You offer her one of yours, since you didn't have anybody to go with.>Beaming and bubbling over with thank yous, she snatches the ticket and zips off to the staging area.>Catching up with her, you take a seat and watch the show together.>After everything is said and done, she turns and thanks you for the great time.>You mention that you're new in town and haven't found a place to stay yet
spitfaer pone
>>3412087I ask about it whenever someone mentions they have one. Just go ahead and post it, it's cathartic.
>>3412103I wouldn't mind Braeburn coming back either
>>3412132oh boy oh boy here we go
>>3412102I forgot the picture
>>3412131>22 minutes of pure Zebra pleasure.Yesssssss
>>3412108>Trixie is just a straight up jerk through and through, that's why I like herThat's the only reason to like her man.She's a straight up, unabashed prima donna and she gives no fucks. There's no 'changing her ways', she just is.
>>3412087it wont cover up things like the arm or the facial features?
eye need an adult
>>3412131That'd be awesome. Zecora, sitting in her hut brewing badass potions and dealing with all the shit that comes with living on the outskirts of Everfree? Oh hell yes.
>>3412070did you link the wrong video?
chain rattle
>>3412164then you are in the wrong thread
>>3412131We could have her going in search of some herb deep in the forest. Have her fighting all sorts of things along the way, that'd be fun.
How the fuck did Trixie get popular anyway? When I first watched the episode she scored pretty low on my Pony meter.Like a 4/10
>>3412183EverySingleFurry latch on her
>>3412183Seth.
>>3412173>then yew are in the wrong threadftfy
>>3412164HI GIRRRLS!
>>3412183Seth and his perverted fixations, and all the people that want to slobber his knob.
>>3412155Layers are your friend. Having the color under the line layer means that you can be as messy as you like, and it won't obscure details.
>>3412132I am monitoring this.
>>3412176Oh hey, I remember you.I actually kinda like your OC. It's fairly creative as far as things go.
>>3412183I liked her when she showed up.Always have, really, although I never talk about her.She's entertaining as hell, has a great voice, and a bitchin' hat.I don't need anything more to like a cartoon character.
>>3412183The same way Renamon got popular
>>3412191>That feel when furry and don't like Trixie
>>3412172floor creak
>>3412177>Zecora and Twilight team up to brave the dangers of the Everfree ForestI'd watch it.
>>3412199Oh deer, you are using puns again.
Personally I also thought of Trixie as lazy recolor of Twilight
>>3412209I'll give her that too. Her hat and cape are kinda cool looking. And her colour scheme is nice.
>>3411900^^^THISPaty of One and Lesson Zero were >funbut i don't think is good for the show to get more of thatalso Meghan McCarthy is trying too hard to be edgy, proof of that is the royal wedding
>>3412222>>3412199Will we ever get a pony Smith?
I miss full color weaver.
>>3412204Well now I feel stupid. I didnt now mlpg had drawfags on it. Ill be coming back... With less faggoty questions
>>3412228I'm not sure I follow.Their hairstyles aren't even that similar.
Honestly... Anything the writers care to come up with.Thats the fun of new episodes... not knowing anything about them until you see it. It would be no fun if we knew what kind of stuff was going to happen in Season 3, so I can't wait to see what the writers put out!Anyone that says otherwise doesn't care enough about the fun aspect as much as making sure their headcanons are fulfilled.
>omegle common interests: my little ponytruly this is the worst hell of bronydom. So far I've met a Fluttershy faggot, someone whose favorite pony is derpy hooves, and someone whos favorite pony is Vinyl Scratch and who took offense to me calling it wubstep.
>>3412254b-but Trixie is just misunderstood and only needs friends!
>>34121322/?>She thinks for a moment before mentioning she has a guest room>You tell her you don't want to be a bother>She tells you it's the least she could do after you giving her a ticker and all.>The two of you make your way back into town as the sun begins to set.>Arriving at her house, you look up at the cloud mansion and frown.>You tell her you can't fly.>She looks between you and the clouds for a moment before turning her body so that you can climb on.>You ask if it's safe>She snorts and tells you to get on.>Clambering onto her strong, supple back, you brace yourself as Dash lifts into the sky.>She lands at the door to her cloud mansion, not even winded.>Getting off, you immediately begin to sink through the clouds.>Dash catches you almost immediately.>This isn't going to work, you tell her.>She sets you back on the ground and tells you to wait for a moment before zipping back off into the sky.>Ten minutes latter she comes back with a large mass of clouds.>Working carefully, she shapes them into a cloud igloo on the ground.>Using some of the left over fluff, she makes a soft carpet and mattress.>Thanking her for her help, you lay down to go to sleep.
>>3411868Search for the "Nonnah" and the Imperial Construction Yards.My favorite Rogue Squadron RS2:Rogue Leader, the one with the Speeder Bike Race... SO NATURALLY I CAN'T FIND THAT FUCKING GAME ANYWHERE.
>>3412246>paintbucket coloring
Which pone is best for gentle rubs and cuddles
>>3412267>missing the point
>>3412261>a Fluttershy faggotwas he a faggot just because he liked FS, or because he was the Barrett .50 kind of Flutterfag?
Drawing is hard.How can I convey that someone is lying on their back, masturbating, balancing a laptop on their chest and craning their neck on a stack of pillows to see the monitor?I don't think this pose has ever been drawn before.
>>3412280Rainbow Dash
>>3412280Fluttershy
>>3412280Duh.
>>3412164the only tutorial you'll ever need
>>3412232I liked the edgy parts of the royal wedding.Chrysalis was easily the best part of the episode, and her transformation thing was handled really well.I agree that we don't need more "X pony goes crazy" episodes, especially if that pony is Twilight, but some more serious, darkerrelatively of course plots could be really cool.
>>3412287I insulted Fluttershy and he got all defensive in a really timid manner. Then he said "your a jerk" and disconnected.
>>3412280
>>3412280Big Fagintosh
>>3412296The wedding episodes were safely edgy, didn't get over the top, that's what we feat I suppose
>>3412280Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.
>>3412268this is very cute. pls continue.i can imagine filly dash building all kinds of awesome cloud forts in her room when she was growing up.
>>3412222>DeerOh boy.>The foreign exchange faun Rarity is watching over finally gets to meet her other friends.>She is confused at as to why some ponies have wings and some have a horn and why some don't have either.>But what really confuses her is Rainbow Dash.>How do you manage something like weather anyway?
>>3412297lol ok then he was a faggotalso FS is best pony
>>3412261I'm bored enough to try this. wish me luck.
>Go to /x/>Read creepypasta>Get spooked>Come here to calm down>Go backWhy do I keep doing this
>>3412268Nice way of working around the fact that only Pegasi can stand on clouds.
>>3412280Me
>>3412151Hey MT are you taking requests?
>>3412296I forgot my image.
Where does Weaver post his pony stuff by default
>>3412340because ponies can calm the most troubled souls
>>3412280Twilight. Even though she would be awkward at first, she genuinely would love to have the physical contact. Gently rubbing her mane and behind her ears, she would melt into your arms as you cuddle beneath the stars on a cool spring night.
>>3412352Probably on his tumblr. But it's not very active
>>3412340don't look now it's a ghost
>>34122683/?>Part way through the night you feel something snuggle in against your back>Opening your eyes, you turn your head and see Dash settling in next to you on the bed, her back facing towards you.>"I-I had a bad dream," she mutters to you. "Not one word.">As the two of you settle back down, the warmth of her body begins seeping into you.>Unable to get your mind off of the pretty pegasus lying next to you, you try in vain to fall asleep.>Carefully turning over so as not to wake the lightly snoring Dash, you wrap your arms around the sleeping pony and draw her closer to you.>With your nose buried in Dash's rainbow mane, you fall asleep.
>>3412352He keeps a lot of it to himself other than posting it in these threads, buttgweaver.tumblr.com
where can I find the color for thiswhere
>>3412297He didn't start to handle his .50cal and combat shotgun? Not a very dedicated flutterfag...
>>3412372Hypothetically, if someone streamed the G1 episodes (maybe a couple every night) would people watch?
>>3412340Oh no you brought back something from /x/!
>>3412360I like you.
>>3412383 Paheal.
>>3412390might watch some out of curiosity, but that's it
>>3412374d'aww
>>3412244It wouldn't be the same.
>>3412400Paheal is shit go to rule34.xxx instead
>>3412390I would for the novelty I guess
>>3412396Thanks!
>>3412416Is there any more art of hairdresser Rarity?
>>3412390Yeah. I really like the darker episodes.
>>3412360Would you do your best to convince her that you like her as more than a friend, despite her teary protestation that such a thing is clearly impossible?
>>3412324>Applejack whispers to Twilight>"S'it jes' me, or am I th' only pony here who cain't understand a single word comin' outta that kid?"
>>3412426Sometimes I forget she has a salon in that building.
>>3412268>after giving her a ticker and alland rainbow's heart grew three sizes that day
>>3412374>The sound of birds chirping wakes you up.>You just lay there for a while with your eyes closed, listening to the soft snores of the pony sleeping next to you.>Opening your eyes slightly, you notice a little drool staining the cloud pillow.>Laughing softly, you turn your gaze up to the rest of the igloo.>Standing there, looking at the two of you with a big smile on her face, is Pinkie Pie.Impromptu quest time!What do?
>>3412438It's a private salon for her and her friends I think. Most of the time she goes to the spa to get pampered.
>>3412430>"Did you look at them legs?">"Poor thing looks like it couldn't buck a tree without stappn' em."
>>3412416>>3412426>>3412438In my headcanon, Ponyville's best barber is Snips.
>>3412404>>3412412>>3412428I might try and track down a torrent then. Maybe do a pilot program or something this week.
>nobody on omegle wants to have sex with horses
Oooh, this is a new one.You: would you a pony sexually?Stranger: No cause I fucking hate itStranger: And youStranger: Fuck youStranger: Brony
>>3412463>not wanting to have sex with horsesFaggots, the lot of them!
>>3412453Finger to lips making a shushing motion.Then gesticulate that you want Pinkie to leave you in peace with a small "shoo" motion.
>>3412463set the common interest to horsecocks ? ?
>>3412412I legitimately like the pilot. Songs are all on "wtf?" or "oh, we're singing again" levels. The former being good for a laugh.Didn't want to watch the second episode because they changed the ponies.
>>3412474whos specificlly?
>>3412453Is she right above us? If so, put your hand over her mouth and shush her.
>>3412324>She watches the Pegasi manipulating the weather and fidgets.>This isn't normal.>This isn't natural at all.>These lands are so strange.
My favorite part is how we are definitely talking about what OP wants.
>>3412496You can set common interests on omegle, right?Like, to find someone anon to chat with
>>3412475>Crown sprouts.Oh god, the swarm is going to be SO confused with that many queens.
>>3412429Yes. Despite her protests, I would hold her close and tell her that she is an incredible pony, a talented pony with loyal friends. And that no matter what she does, and how unbelievable she finds it, I will always be by her side. I would dry her tears, and cuddle her until the sun rose. Hopefully she'll feel the same way about me.Yes, I'm that pathetic.
>>3412453BEGIN AWKWARD STARING CONTEST
>>3412430>>3412457>"Miss Rarity - hope ye're no' offendit cos I'm no' meanin' tae be mis-gi'en, but ah cannae reckon a sengle wird t' oranger pony seis tae me. Where'd she larn that palaver?">"Y'see what ah mean? That crazy deer-talk is gettin' me all conflustered!"
>>3412453Try our best to keep Panko quiet, but give her a gentle smile in return. Hug dash gently while she sleeps.
im drunk and writing my little pony fanfictionthis is how my life turned out
>>3412522My favorite part is that I'm going to bed.
>>3412549it's okay, anon. we love you.
>>3412524I think he meant who's horsecock should he set the common interest to.I'm throwing my vote in for Soarin'.
>>3412549oh shut up and enjoy it
>>3412546Deer are Scottish?
>>3412500>Meanwhile Sweetie is having the time of her life.>It's like camping every day.>The local deer are very friendly.>Her temporary family even lets her help with the chores!
>>3412542I don't think Pinkie would be very good at a staring contest
>>3412549Embrace it. As soon as I got over how huge a fag I looked like it all got so much fun.
>>3412549just do it aspie
>>3412549Well I'm drunk and not learning how to draw better. You wanna try to up my patheticness?
>>3412526>changeling queens orgyI can dig it
I've posted something along these line elsewhere, but I kinda hope to see some more giant monsters in S3. The hydra was cool, the dragons were badass (Okay, the red one was a bit of a wuss), and the Ursa Minor led to a great showing of Twilight's magic. Giant monsters just seem to lead to really good scenes in this show, for whatever reason.
Who wants a continuation of this?
>>3412568They're Celtic, which covers both Ireland and Scotland.I like thinking Southern Deer are Scots and Northern Deer are Irish.
Posting a request i did on here earlier cause i kinda wanna do another,hahaideas?
>>3412569Okay, I'm convinced. Whose writing this?
>>3412475
>>3412524Hey you, yeah you. Quit fartin around on tumblr and draw more homo ponies.
>>3412549AHAHAHAHAHAOh God I do it too.Oh God, i'm doing it right now!
>>3412472>>3412497>Quickly and carefully getting your arms out from around Rainbow Dash, you move to shush Pinkie Pie.> Nodding, she motions zipping her mouth closed, locking it with a key, then diggin a hole, burying the key, building a house on top of the whole where she buried the key and then moved into the house on top of the hole.>Signing your thanks, you make a shooing motion for her to get out of the igloo.>The pinkie pony bounces out, quietly humming a silly tune.>Dash groans and stretches her wings, one of them hitting you square in the face.>Freezing, the pegasus slowly gets up from the bed, turning to face you and blushing.>"So, about last night..."
>>3412590Shota pony with massive horsecock
>>3412585>Timberwolves>Phoenixes>MinotaurYup. Monsters are good.
>>3412574Prolonged eye contact with Pinkie with be detrimental to your psyche
>>3412590DRAW RAINBOW DASH
>>3412603butthat'swhat i always draw
>>3412605You need to lay off the Amnesia.
>>3412590Twidash reading erotic fiction together.
>>3412588>And they hate each other.>But they REALLY hate the deer behind the fucking crown.
>>3412601Smirk. "Was it good for you, too?"
>>3412590Could you draw, uh, Fluttershy is stuck in the stallions bathroom by accident and trying not to look at the dicks from the crack in the stall?
>>3412549hitler killed thousands of innocent people and then killed himself. Be glad you aren't him. even if he did go down in history as one of the biggest influences on humanity
>>3412590featherweight experimenting with snips and snails.or r63 scootaloo.
>>3412601>direct quote from the showand then anon was the bronies
>>3412590Uh...Rule 63 Twilight/Dash cuddling!
>>3412569Me and some other Anon.Or do you mean a legit fanfic about this?
>>3412608I'm going to have to second this
>>3412613Futa pony with massive horse cock?
>>3412590Draw two colts doing colt things non sexually
> those new spiderman trailers> all those feels
>>3412613Well you wont draw lady ponies so I don't know what to request
>>3412637>dashfagsPlease go, you already have shit tons of bronies drawing her.
>>3412601Yes? What about it Dash?
>>3412569>>3412591Hurf
>>3412549I' sure it won't be bad. What's it about?
>>3412615I CHOOSE THIS ONEOkay give me a sec COME HERE TABLET
>>3412590>>3412590Finish that NMM one I requested a week ago plz?you promised :_:
>>3412590
>>3412644How bout more spike stuff?
>>3412590Lyra studying the lost art of rock paper scissors
>>3412647>implying bronies have talentnot a dashfag though
>>3412569>The Deer's music is really fun to dance to!>They have all these weird instruments she's never seen before - like a growly-sounding bag-flute thing!>She asked if she could learn to play it, but it's REALLY hard!>He didn't look happy when she accidentally ripped the bag, though.
>>3412644I can!I just suck at themThe only reason I rejected it last time was because they wanted my OC as a mare
>>3412652YES! Thank you!
>>3412632A legit fanfic.Or just keep going. The peanut gallery requires more celtic deer!
>>3412652>Neither of them knew it was erotic fiction when they started.>That scene comes in, and it gets awkward quickly.
>>3412666Draw some more shota Spike.I swear to god that's the hottest 34 I've seen of this show, and I'm not even gay.
>>3412590Twilight with stretched earlobes
Oh boy oh boy time to draw Sweetie Belly
>>3412590Draw Spike cumming into his own mouth with a vibrator in his butt.Just just anything with Spike swallowing cum.
>>3412616>Some deer on the edge of pony-lands speak a bizarre cross between the Deer dialects and Pony dialects. It sounds a bit like Moose trying to speak Fancy.>Even other deer have no clue what the hell they're saying half the time.
Do the animators draw Pinkie in mildly suggestive poses in purpose?
>>3412666Draw Applejack and the bass.
>>3412648>You wait patiently for her to continue>"You aren't going to tell anyone, are you? I'm not supposed to be scared of anything..."
>>3412666 Not bothered by your presence or anything but why are you here all of a sudden?
>>3412652inb4 Twilight does the same spell she's doing in >>3411440 with the erotic fictionAlso you're a cool guy Braeburn.
>>3412601Thank her for letting you sleep with a roof, or clouds, over your head. Whatever.Also that it was adorable how cuddly she was.
>>3412686This is a nice one right hurrr.
>>3412689How do you even draw a suggestive pose for a horse?
>>3412549I'm drunk and I'm drawing fanart for fanfiction oc shipchildGet. On. My. Fucking. Level.
>>3412688Isn't Fancy the natural dialect of Meese Canadians?
We're good tonight
>>3412671I've considered writing something for it, but I really don't know where to begin or how to bring the Ponies into it.
>>3412691Tell anyone about what?Wink at her.
>>3412692Taking requests to practice speed drawing, iirc.
>>3412643>>3412643FUCKI MEANT SUPERMANhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8q3ZFCMhpY&feature=player_embedded
>>3412712If by good you mean suddenly homo levels cranked up to 11, then yes, we're very good right now.
>>3412708All poses are probably suggestive.
>>3412691Of course not. Tell anyone about what? Smile at her then ruffle her mane.
>>3412708Give it an expressive anthropomorphic face. also having her tail always lifted instead of resting covering her butt
>>3412671That does sound interesting...>Celestia decides to allow a foreign exchange program with deer from (Wherever the fuck deer come from). The two cultures clash, but eventually, learn from each other.
>>3412758Hell, I'd read it.
>mfw night mlpg
dem errorsbut still kinda cute
>>3412689>>3412740hell, this is the only thing that puzzles me: how would the sex with Pinkie look like? She does not take anything seriously.
>>3412711Yeah, I dunno why I said Moose. I can't think of an animal that could easily be compared to Tinkers/Gypsies/Pikeys.
>>3412736>>3412715>"Tell them about what?" You give her a wink and ruffle her mane.>She grumbles a bit at the ruffling but grins back at you.>"I had a lot of fun yesterday," she tells you. "So... how long are you going to be in town?"
>>3412721Remember Returns.
>Deer green text storieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>at the gw2 beta event>tons of furries>ERPing everywheregoddamn this game
>>3412783Casually bouncing on your cock while making silly faces and trying to converse with you
>>3412758>>3412766I'd say I'm on the case but even I know I wouldn't be able to do this one justice.
>>3412773Can't say I'm a fan of it
>>3412800>Dodged a bullet.
>>3412783smiling and staring you straight in the eyes
>>3412798Just like in Pokehidden's game!
>>3412797I can't wait for the MLPG gw2 ERP
>>3412798What happens when she is close to orgasm? What after? A party with sprouting confetti?
>>3412783That's the best part, anon.Why would you take anything pinkie does seriously?
>>3412809Yeah, I'd say he nailed that one.
>>3412773i see that and all i can think is mud kipmud kipmud kipmud kipmud kip
colorfags where?
>>3412812>pinkierocket.gif
>>3412809link
>>3412783>You pull out a condom, being a gentleman>Pinkie eagerly takes it from you>I'll handle this>Gently tears it open suggestively>Holds it by her mouth>Blows into it>Makes a balloon human out of it
>>3412809Pretty much.
>>3412812>that fake rape pinkie greentextAnyone got it saved?
>>3412828The art is atrocious
>>3412807I'm not that bad.Hell, I even wrote a Zelda fanfic once that /v/ actually liked and turned into copypasta.
Which pony deeply enjoys a loving deep insertion followed by heavy cum inflation?
>>3412546>>3412457>>3412430Now I wanna see a Lamb from Ramhalla staying with the Apple Family.
Fuck it I can't sleep, pone is more important.
>>3412841Braeburn
pinkie pie would rub all over you and bounce on you wildy while she giggled like an idiot in ecstasy
>>3412783Incredibly uncomfortable considering that you're fucking an animalBetween her and another pony; incredibly awkward and something you'll deny ever doing. She'll still pester you in public though.
>>3412822Put it in a "to be colored" folder and wait patiently.Or just scream DOOKS until he appears.
>>3412822I'm working on that.
>>3412788Think for a moment. I had fun too! As far a how long I'm here for, don't really have plans on going anywhere for a while. I kinda like it here.
>>3412806
>>3412857Oh.Nevermind then!
>>3412841Zecora
>>3412822Who is that supposed to be
>>3412842>He rams a tree.>All the apples fall off.>"Can we keep 'em?"
>>3412848Metals, write pinkie pie rimming
>>3412860>4570goof'd
>>3412840No you're pretty fucking bad.I remember this one time you said you don't even read fanfiction, or anybooks at all, much less write it.
>>3412841Rarity. She wants a big strong dragon to fuck her roughly and cum inside her.
>>3412865Silver Spoon with a bob-cut.
>>3412865Silver Spoon with a bob cut.
>>3412865Silver Spoon.She burned her hair learning to cook for you so she had to get it trimmed.
>>3412839i don't care
>>3412841you ask this every night. the answer doesn't change.
>>3412874>Silver Spoon Human 3Can you post the other ones?
>>3412874Man I would rail this spoon.
>>3412848I know that feel>tfw you'll never get to sample different chemical cocktails with Metals and write greentext all night long;_;
>>3412867I think I did once, but never finished it. Lemme edit that shit up and see what I can do.
>>3412868but anonnot ever zoom has to be perfectly squaresometimes rectangular cropping is appropriate
>>3412569Exactly how friendly are those deer?
>>3412885Oh, is that the new"Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?"
>>3412862I have no problem with anyone else coloring it - Dooks and Slowmo have made some of my silly doodles really shine.
>>3412872>you will never watch as Rarity's midsection expands, Spike's hot dragonseed bloating her body
>>3412891One of them's already been posted.
>>3412896>You will never stay up late in to the night experimenting in magic drugs with Twilight
>>3412898stop making excuses
>>3412758>Suddenly, a sound like pealing thunder ripples through the trees>Sweetie Bell looks on in alarm and confusion as the Deer enact an organized, but frantic evacuation>"Wh--...what's going on?">The stag that was watching over her shakes his head, regret clear on his face>"...I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what's about to happen.">A ruckus of sounds, a cacophonous murmur is slowly growing in volume>"We have to leave. Now.">Sweetie Belle is now really spooked>"I-I don't get it, what's that sound? It doesn't sound like any storm I've ever heard of!" >Her voice cracks near the end, this time with fear>"That's because it isn't.">He looks solemnly in the direction of the noise>"MAN is in the forest."
What's a good fic involving ponies that does psychological horror well?
> tara defending bunch of sick weirdos that masturbate to cartoon ponies and horses and most likely want or fucked real horseThe woman lost control of her life. Someone send help
>>3412893your relationship is steadily progressing towards that stage
>>3412874>>3412865thanks broski
>>3412590DJ Acid of course.
>>3412897>rimmingdon't know if want
>>3412910
>>3412916>and most likely want or fucked real horse... sauce?
>>3412916>sick weirdos that masturbate to cartoon ponies and horses and most likely want or fucked real horseYou do realize this pretty much describes the average MLPG poster.
>>3412885>>3412922How come you only ever post late night/early mornings?
>>3412913Psychological horror and fanfiction of anything are two things that don't mix.
>>3412912And now I want venison.
>>3412885Would you hold her as you fill her, feeling her trembling body swell with each throb of spunk erupting from your cock?
>>3412930Parse that sentence in another way, anon. In a less interesting way.
>>3412925I find rimming boring.
guys im horny and tiredpls recommend sexy horse story for me to fap too
>>3412934I differ on the >real horse part though
>>3412897wait, is she giving or receivng?this is a deal-breaker here
>>3412936Just looking for something that doesn't wallow in gore, like Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory
>>3412916i wonder what would be her reaction if someone tells her that
>>3412948Big Adventure, Tons Of FunLet Them Eat CakeDrop the (b)Ass
>The faun visits various ponies houses, taking in everything.>She really liked Fluttershy's house, all the critters and lack of 'noise' from the town helped her feel back at home.>She wanted to go see the forest, but was quickly warned against it.>Ponies sure are jumpy about wanting to go around in a simple forest.>Must be all that manipulating of things of the land and sky.>They got scared of the natural earth and sky.>That's why they act so strange.
Okay, who wants a... fat Celestia?
>>3412957I think the last time I saw this I still played L4D
>>3412935night threads are best threads. and day doesn't do fetishes or feels, or at least not well.
>>3412948Spike's Sexual Misadventures
>>3412961me, but how fat?
>>3412912Oh god, this is just like Bambi...
>>3412859>"I had a lot of fun too," you respond. "I don't know how long I'm sticking around though. Didn't exactly make any plans." You give Dash an appreciative look. "I think I like it here though.">Dash coughs and turns towards the door. "Well if you need anywhere to stay, just give me a shout. See ya latter!">She zooms out the door, leaving you alone in the cloudy igloo.
>>3412961I do! I do!
>>3412958>Big Adventure, Tons Of FunShitty.Let Them Eat CakeGood one.Drop the (b)AssIm on it.
>>3412961Meeee
>>3412899Not THAT kinda friendly.Goddamn.
>>3412950reciving
>>3412961inb4 Ross
>>3412615OKAY DONEGOOD ENOUGH
>>3412934Unlike bronies, ponyfags don't take it to the public like their mojo or something they are proud of and want to tell everyone.> ponysexualityFFSwe are nowhere that autistic
>>3412973Fuck you, I'm still working on the next post.
>>3412958>Ragingshitmiand sadly ive already read the other two you mentioned.got anything else?
>>3412912Aaaaaand now I've lost interest.
>>3412971To the point where she smooshes Twilight and Twilight has a horngasm?
>>3412990yesssssss
>>3412961i might. but what scale of fat are we talking about, here?
>>3412992Now Spike swallowing a massive load of cum while taking it in the ass
>>3412992>>3412992braeburned plzplz braeburnedNMM erotic
>>3413005Second.
>>3412992Awww, is she all wet?
>>3412969
>>3413012Smile´s boss plspls
>>3412997Any particular fetishes?
>>3412916>The woman lost control of her life. Someone send helpsays the guy posting in MLPG
>>3412758>Legit fanfic.Fuck...I want too so bad.
>>3412934Am I the only one who doesn't like MLP porn or the thought of horses in such a manner?
>>3412992That's p. good braeburned.Now give Twily the dick.
>>3412997Pin the Tail on the GriffonApple SandwichLike Fine WineHer Radiant Dawn
>>3413000Same. This might be a learned reaction, but I don't like humans with my ponies. The ponies exist in their world in place of humans. It just seems too cluttered with humans too.
>>3413001YES
>>3412992Dash's head is a little tiny
>>3412923Sheela makes better Pony than Acid
>>3413026at this point, you probably are the only one who still doesn't like the porn. but most of us don't want to fuck horses.
>>3412992>Dash got so aroused her wings blew off.
>>3412859>>3412996>"I had fun too! As far a how long I'm here for, don't really have plans on going anywhere for a while. I kinda like it here.">Dash mutters something about having work to get to and turns to leave. "This place is going to burn off in the sun today, but if you need another place to stay later tonight you know where to find me. And who knows, maybe we can have some fun latter.">Taking off, she flies out the door and into the morning sun, leaving you still sitting on the bed.
How many backdoor lovers does Mrs. Cake have?
>>3413004This.>>3413001Tell you what, fellas. We can start off slow.
>>3412992Where are Dash's wings?
>>3413045all of them.
>>34130450, do you even watch the show?
>>3413045All of them
>>3413005SOMEONE REQUESTED SOMETHING SIMILAR YESTERDAY but the thread died.SO HERES YOURE GAY SPIKE
Is this accurate?
>>3413026Pinkie Pie giggles as you flip the sign on the door of Sugar Cube Corner, looking up at you with her big soft eyes and with a fleck of frosting still smudged into her puffy mane.She puts her hooves up on the countertop, playfully wiggling her pink rump at you. "I love playing with you like this, it's almost better than the triple butterscotch tarts Mrs. Cake makes, no wait, IS better!"Pinkie continues to talk as you hold her tail in your hands, tracing small circles around the base of her tail and press your thumb to her cute pink pucker, making her squeak and shake her hips in anticipation.You lean in, nibbling gently at first around her flank, and planting light kisses all along her rump. Closing in, you start with soft lapping licks across her velvety soft button. Pinkie has slowed down to take deep breaths, her eyes twinkling dreamily.
>>3412828>>3412828>>3412828>>3412828>>3412828plz respond
>>3412948>>3412997here's a good read for you.
>>3413040>but most of us don't want to fuck horses.Not normally, but I'll admit that if I was alone on a farm and it was late and maybe I've had a drink or two....
>>3413056But He need the dick.
>>3412995>Unlike bronies, ponyfags don't take it to the public like their mojo or something they are proud of and want to tell everyone.True.>we are nowhere that autisticI guess if you mean ponysexuality, as in being exclusively attracted to ponies, then no.
>>3413056But I'm in it for the cum swallowing
>>3412992>Dash's expression>wet TwilightPfffft!Hilarious man!I like it when you take requests. Usually ends up with you drawing some pretty good stuff! So thanks for that man!
>>3413026No. I'm sure most people are disgusted by it too, they just aren't vocal.
>>3412952I don't know.Unless it's dealing with OCs, psych horror would be hard to pull off because usually it has to do with personal issues, and fanfiction usually has you writing about a character in the show. So you either get it feeling out of character, a collision in headcanons or if it's been addressed by the show before: something everyone knows already.That and I haven't seen anyone pull off psych horror well, ever. Hell, the closest you get with this is in mindbreak fapfiction.
>>3413040>but most of us don't want to fuck horses.are you sure?
>>3413060http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/
>>3413000I am pretty sure it was one of those 'joke' things we heard about.
>>3413060It's the first result you lazy bastardhttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=pokehidden
>>3413058>>341305810/10it is sad we don't have special cops to take care of tripfags
>>3412909I know. That >feel hurts. I bet she has all kinds of great magic highs to share.
>>3413056Can you draw him with his cheeks bulging from a huge load of cum and a string still connecting him and someone's dick?And then swallowing?
Any good stories involving explicit winking?
FINEWINGS
>>3412866>"My dad always said these Ponyfolk have forgot how to work with their hooves and their heads and do an honest day's work, but the Apple family are great - it's like being back home, but the food's a lot better!">He's just glad he got to stay with them, and not one of those fancy-pants unicorns>The one with the diamonds on her butt wouldn't last a minute in the fields back home!>The one who lives in the tree uses too many big words and does everything with magic. What's the problem with walking over and picking up one of those books? It's only across the room, for gruff's sake!
>>3413102How about with tiny ponies in the cum he's swallowing. Ant sized ponies
>>3413045three.the kid that cleans up the shop at nights, her by-appointment personal trainer, and Pinkie
>>3413026Probably not, but I couldn't really say. I like the horse porn.
>>3413092>>3413086there is only some retarded game with lightining lesbianblue horse is boring and disgusting
>>3413102i'm so fast oh man
>>3413108>Twilight in that picI just love it when smart girls let their bodies get the best of them.
Why aren't you drawing?
>>3412959>Deer can get along just fine in the Everfree forest>"C'mon, you neighin' wee ninnies! It's just a soddin' bunch o' trees!"
>>3413040>not wanting to fuck horses>2012
>>3413059Slowly working your tongue in, encouraging a variety of gasps and giggles from Pinkie, you drag your tongue across her warm insides, her body contracting around your tongue, making you want to go deeper.The barely-there taste of cotton candy coats your tongue, the flavor only encouraging you to press your face against the pink mare's rump, sucking and licking all around her pert and perky ass.Your hands work and knead at the soft muscle of her flank, her soft skin feeling amazing against your hands. Pinkie Pie chirps out happy little sighs as she pushes her hips back onto you, her tail around your neck like a living scarf.You flick the tip of your tongue against her walls, making her shiver and move her hips faster. Releasing her delightfully soft cheeks, you move a hand to her now dripping snatch, her eyes snapping back open from their half closed daze."This is my favorite part!" She says, as your fingers piston in and out of her body, thumb rubbing slow circles around her sensitive clit. You moan, and the vibrations make her squeal in ecstacy.She comes in a series of squeaky giggles and yelps, her clenching muscles desperately milking your tongue, juices running down her legs and over your fingers as she catches her breath."That was super-duper fant-Mph!" She settles into your kiss, her long tongue almost constricting yours before letting go. "Mmm, cotton candy!" She laughs again, a lovely sound that is always nearby with Pinkie Pie.
>>3413133I don't draw, I write.
>>3413133I am tired and I have no ideas.
>>3413110Keep your Macro/micro shit out of my cum fetish you jerk
>>3412879>her hair is starting to grow back out again>you have her sit at the edge of her bed and try your hand at braiding her hair, letting your fingers sift between her silky, silvery locks as you attempt to weave them into a decent braid>she sits at the edge of the bed with her hands in her lap and a beaming smile on her face as you work
>>3413103>winkingno joke, i actually got turned on the first time i saw a mare winking
>>3413129Why didn't you participate in the 30minchallenges this week.They were right up your alley. Lots of Rule63 of female characters.
>>3413031I kind of like the idea of humans living in the wild with the extent of their technology being simple tools and weapons made out of wood and stone.
>>3412992Braeburned, you did not disappoint. Thanks for taking my request!
>>3413129This is the frame that actually leaded to me requesting more
>>3413129>frame on the rightgodfucking damn it argh
>>3413151Savages you say?
>>3413084That is a very old and overused picture.It's still hot though.I'm envious of the owner.He must pound the shit out of that. It would be a waste if he didn't.
>>3413044Might as well stay comfy for a little while longer before the clouds evaporate.Definitely seek out Dash later, since I have no place to stay. Also, that promise of fun is enticing.
>>3413103I'd like to know too. Winking is so hot, and I don't think I've seen any MLP fapfics involving it.
>>3413153No problem!>>3413148BECAUSE I WAS AT WORKI was so mad that I missed so many of themThe only one I got to do was this Celestia swap today.
What if a colt was raised by a wolf?
>>3413084yup.
>>3413133im trying out writing for a changethings are not going well
there's a new story in the "Rarity is a sexual sadist and a pedophile" canon and boy howdy did I come buckets.
>>3413175see>>3412653>>3413007if you still have time and juice?> that feel when you are the only one who mentioned this combination of letters in the threadshe definitely does not get enough fanart lately
>>34131332:50am and I write things, Pinkie.
>>3413177>that pic>goat-ish//wolf hybridI guess I can stall drawing the comic to draw that.
>>3413177then he wouldn't be alive very long.
>>3413135I bet she would get along with Zecora just fine.Which leads to Zecora showing up in the Boutique more to visit with her.Zecora helps keep the home sickness away.
>>3412848i hope we see twilight cutting loose and letting some steam off again.
>>3413193link?
>>3413193Rarity x Sweetie Belle stuff?
>>3413175NOthign stopping you from going back and doing the others.
>>3413177>Roco's Modern Life.
>>3413177>>3413177Wolf Nanaki happened. Take away your shit out of here, furfag
>>3413177Fuck that was a depressing movie>>3413211Hey man, if a Baby goat could survive Wolf Training 101, I'm sure a Pony colt could.
>>3413219>>3413220http://www.fimfiction.net/story/38721/Twisted%3A-Four-Little-Foalsyeah, that RarityxSweetie Belle stuff. Silver Spoon is largely sidelined in this one. I liked the rape scene with pip, even if it wasn't great writing
>>3413133I'm writing (kind of, anyway), but these pills i took make me kind of want to draw too, and I try to every time you ask Pinkie.It just might be a little bit, but I'll draw tonight. Don't think I'll be sleeping. Got a lot on my mind and some unpleasant shit to deal with in the morning. Any distraction is good.
>>3413227>hating furfagscheck your privilege
>>3413177It would learn the Way of Prey, substituting it's lack of fangs and claws with skill and horse kung fu
>>3413228>One Stormy Night.God DAMMIT!My heart!
>>3412783I believe that it would fluctuate between, ecstatic pseudo-innocent and downright casual sex for laughs.
>>3413223I know, and I might, just because of the pairing possibilites. Like, Elusive and Spike would be so fun to mess around. What would be some of other good single character genderswap pairings?
>>3413142unf
>>3413239Oh right, I forgot about theseThanks for reminding me
>>3413243>accepting furfagscheck your board and site
>>3413173I try to include it in the fetish greentexts I write in the hopes that it catches on.
>>3413146>you can't braid hair worth half-of-a-damn.>but if she minds, she sure doesn't show it, her eyes closed and a gentle smile on her face.
>>3413142Oh Pinkie~
>>3412784Roe deers.
>>3413255Male Rarity roughfucking Applejack.
>>3413255I would think that any same-sex ship that exists for the mares, would work for the stallion versions.
>>3412853What makes you think fucking an animal would be uncomfortable? Have you ever tried?
how do i draw deer
>>34132584chan is full of furries bro.
>>3413256>He's not raping her>She's enjoying itBoner Lost
>>3413261maybe she'll make cookies when you're done.
>>3412798>>3413250This.
>>3413272female rarity? i don't think i could >clop to that
>>3413292I said male.>clop
>>3413255Male Dragon Fluttershy X Vintage VW Bus
>>3413292>clopbrony pls go.
>>3413292>rarity hurri meant applejack.
>>3413281smaller limbs and different snout than ponies'.
>>3413281draw a ponegive it a stupid looking headstick legsrabbit tailbam, instant deer.
>>3413255Pinkie Pie 63 (when he's a rapist like in GG's art) violently fucking a submissive 63 Fluttershy
>>3413142>>3413059fuckpenetration now please?
>>3413255Snails/male Twistor alternatively, go the Glitter Glue route with male Diamond Tiara and male Silver Spoon.
>>3413286Especially this thread.
>>3413280I'm assuming there would be a few things to work through, like size difference, weight, and the last thread of your conscience screaming at you not to commit such a horrible act.
>>3413081How can one be disgusted by fucking cute pone?Do they get disgusted by guinea pigs mating too?
How do pones react when the fawn activate alarm bradycardia?
>>3413172>You decide that you may as well take advantage of the shelter while it lasts.>Laying back on the bed, you watch the clouds begin to disappear around you.>Soon you find yourself laying on the grass beneath Dash's house, staring up at the morning sky.>Your view is suddenly blocked as Pinkie Pie's face appears over yours.>"Hi! What's your name? Where are you from? Why were you sleeping with Dash? Are you her special somepony? But your not a pony at all... What's wrong with your hooves? Do you like cake? I love cake!" She continues to babel on and on.
>>3413259I want to know which ones you've written then.
>>3413281Make them look like deer.
>>3413142>>3413059Yessss....It is my fantasy to do fun things to Pinkie's rump.
>>3413327Honk her nose.
>>3413288>thinks you can rape Pinkie PieAnd any threat to her life will just bring out Pinkamena.
>>3413321>last thread of your conscience screaming at you not to commit such a horrible act.There's nothing horrible about sex.Take your outdated christian morals elsewhere.
>>3413084The vagina and >butts look fine but unexpressive hoersface is pig disgusting and they don't have cute girlish mannerism.what have I become?
>>3413146>"There we go...">she looks in a nearby mirror, smiling brightly at her reflection as she does a few minute adjustments to her hair>"Not bad, for your first try.">she looks back at you, whipping her braids slightly as she bats her eyelashes at you>shifting her weight, she leans against you and slips her hand over yours, entwining her fingers around yours and lightly rubbing her thumb against your calloused palm>"Thanks, Anon...I remember when I first burned my hair and had to cut it short, I was so worried you wouldn't like it...">you give her hand a gentle squeeze>"You look pretty no matter how long your hair is."
>>3413349>pinkamenaI GET IT CUPCAKES XDUS BRONIES
>>3413109Things like this make me think that Earth Ponies would be able to get along really well with most of these other races.>Sheep are hard workers who don't like making things too complicated with magic or any fancy crap like that.>Earth Ponies understand how to use what you've got to accomplish what you need to, having no advantages like wings or magic.>Deer are deeply connected to nature and druidic magic and don't use arcane magic because it goes against their philosophy of living alongside nature, not being its master>Earth Ponies bless whatever land they stand on, and the earth seems to want to work with them - they don't have to force it to do anything.
>>3413357pinkamena is canon
>>3413349>threat to her lifeno. just her friends betraying her.
>>3413362lololol xd
>>3413255Elusive and Spike you say?On that note, Elusive would just be fun to work with in general just because of how gender specific her interests are. Can you imagine how she'd react to knowing she'd have to start tailoring herself an entirely new wardrobe?
What pone hates Mondays the most?
>>3413326Blind panic probably.
>>3413327Try to snap out of my daze of too much Dash on my mind. "My name is Anon. I'm from someplace far away from here, but that's not important. Dash helped me out with a place to stay for the night. Cake is good." Then try not to let my eyes glaze over as her babbling continues. Can't stop thinking about that rainbow mane.Continue to lay in the grass with a blissful smile on my face.
>>3413261>>3413356
>>3413328Nothing major, really. I'm not a namefag going anon or anything.I'm the faggot who keeps bringing up marecunt-based cock growth. Also I was half of the hollow sound alicorn nonsense and did a lot of coke pone around the end of last year.
>>3413312JesusUnf
>That feel when you cum and then erotic MLPG isn't as much fun
>>3413378>I'm the faggot who keeps bringing up marecunt-based cock growth.Keep going.
What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
>>3413357>>3413362>>3413357
>>3413321I'm not even kidding when I say that I would have zero moral qualms at all about having consensual sex with Pinkie.Maybe I'm just fully corrupted, but she hasn't got the mind and the soul of an animal.And I've dreamed of having a weird alien girlfriend since I was a little kid.
>>3413378Link to fic?
>>3413387The unstoppable force changes direction without losing momentum
>>3413329>implying pone looks like horse
>>3413362pinkamina being "angry pinkie who talks to herself" is canon.the knife welding manic one is le brohoof Xd
>>3413378A fellow coke pone greentexter. I miss writing those, and requesting the art. Surprisingly, I think a good portion of coke pone pictures came from my requests. (I love the one of her sleeping in a cooler full of ice)
>>3413145
>>3413374>"Oh no oh no oh no!">"There was this loud noise and she just dropped to the ground and now she won't get up!">"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
>>3413373Dash
>>3413281Here's how I did it.Thinner legs than ponies, cloven hooves, shorter tails and their noses are a separate shape from their snouts.
>>3413387These things can't both exist.
>>3413383You fap to MLPG?
Where the fuck are the bidets.
>>3413403It's fine, I just can't dig it that much.
>>3413368Male Rarity is way too pretty
>>3413349It's sadness, anon.She doesn't become an edgy murderer, she becomes depressed to the point of mania.I would never let her become that sad.
>>3413409I meant real, actual deer.
>>3413378If these are greentexts, do you have them capped?This sounds relevant to my interests.
>>3413414I fap to the fantasies and content provided by MLPGI think Snarky alone is the cause for 40% of my recent orgasms.
>>3413400I remember watching Dr. White streaming that pic where coke pone tells pepsi pone that their love can never be.Good times.
>>3413321>and the last thread of your conscience screaming at you not to commit >such a horrible act.It's not furry if she's natural and not a fursuit.
>>3413429Oh. Sorry.I don't think I have anything that covers that... lemme check.
>>3413420isn't that the point?
>>3413396>>3413411>>3413387They surrender.
>>3413400Funny, it's the same way I gotsome of the Tabasco pics.
Which pony can take the most fists up their ass?
>>3413362>>3413362fuck you autistic brony retard
>>3413403I keep seeing this around. What is this from?
can it be coke pone time again
>>3413458whomp
>>3413349>>3413423You would have rape her in a tender and loving manner, so as not to upset her.
>>3413432I have the latest hollow sound alicorn handy, but no caps of marecunt cock growth.Unless you'd like to make some with me
>>3413458whompcomic
>>3413437I was in that stream too. Definitely good times. I think he did one of my requests too, heh.
>>3413458A webcomic.
>>3413440I thought having sex with an actual animal was worse than having sex with someone who dressed as one.
someone have that horsefucking pastebin saved?
>>3413463Roofies?
>>3413458whompcomicpretty funny comic
>>3413435While there is certainly a lot of boner-inducing content being posted here, I'm not sure I could actually fap to most of it. Unless it contains watersports, at least.
>>3413477No, but I've got this
>>3413460I'd fuck that glass pon
>>3413476Not if the animal wants it and enjoys it.
>>3413460She's sleeping. How would you wake her up? Are you feeling a little... thirsty?
>>3413482>That feel when watersports and feet are my biggest fetishes and they're the least talked about
>>3413340>>3413376>"I'm anon, I come from a far away land, Dash let me bunk with her for the night since I didn't have a place to stay and cake is great.">The answers don't seem to sate Pinkie Pie as she continues to blather on and on, asking more and more questions.>Her words quickly fade into the background as your mind drifts back to last night. You can still remember the smell of that rainbow mane, the feel of her body pressed against your shirt.>Realizing that Pinkie Pie wouldn't move to let you get up anytime soon, you reach up and honk her nose.>Surprisingly, it actually does honk."Hey! I need that, give it back!" Pinkie Pie exclaims, watching the hand you honked her with intently.
>>3413465>hollow sound alicornWhat?but I agree with anon, keep going with the whole gulping marecunt cock growth thing
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/39036883
>>3413460I always loved you coke ponealways
>>3413387The big bang occurs - the universe suffers a fatal error and resets itself.
>>3413476Kingdom: AnimaliaPhylum: ChordataClass: MammaliaOrder: PrimatesFamily: HominidaeTribe: HomininiGenus: HomoSpecies: H. sapiens
>>3413416Toilets that squirt you back.
>>3413463No, I would have to be her friend. Of course she'd be the first pony to greet me when I first got to Ponetown. She'd have to throw me a party and introduce me to everyone. But I'd stick around past that initial fascination. When the next new person came to town I'd help her greet him. I'd go to all her parties and help her out and spend time with her when she's out playing or whatever. Then we'd be the best of friends and I'd kiss her at some point and we'd just go from there.
>>3413493COOOOOOLA POOOOOONY
>>3413454Probably Rarity. She's been practicing with so many dragon dildos.
>>3413493You have no idea.
>>3413507>not showing your love by writing a coke pony story>The year of our Sun Goddess
>>3413435you're welcome.>>3413482>watersportswater polo makes me hard, too.
>>3413480Or that.
>>3413507metalscoke pone waifuficpls
>>3413514>where not "what"I would second the bidet motion but it doesn't seem to be happening
>>3413512There's still a line not to be crossed
>>3413517That's not rape, that's romance.
>>3413498Check hand for Pinkie's nose. Giggle. If we have her nose, return it.Inquire about cake for breakfast. Then see if we can spot Dash in the sky. My mind is filled with rainbows.
>>3413522>>3413531yeeeees
Thinking of doing another feelfic sometime with Fluttershy... but this time she's a mermaid.Would you read?
>>3413525Why won't you write watersports greentext;-;
>>3413500It's always good to see that people appreciate your work. <3
I can't believe drogo diedHe was the best character
>>3413476If Pinkie's an animal, then I'm an animal.If she's a horse then I'm an ape. They're obviously highly evolved. Their brains are on our level. Perhaps even higher, with their capacity for magic and shit.
>>3413503
>>3413476Fucking banana pills is worse, because it combines necrophilia, pedophilia, fucking impaired individuals, eugenics and interkingdom sex is obviously worse than interspecial sex.
>>3413460i wrote coke pony oncethen i autism'd out and came up with a conspiracy theory based around iti then deleted everything
>>3413543Oh yes.
>>3413482Eventually you just fap to anything that triggers your boner.
>>3413465Post that hollow sound thing then?I like the idea of hollow sounding, especially if urine swapping is involved.>>3413500What exactly do you mean by marecunt cock growth?Cock(s) growing out of a marecunt?
>>3413544there are only four fetishes that i don't enjoy on any level. sadly for you, wetwork is one of them.
>>3413536Romance is better than rape, anon.It's a fact.
>>3413531>>3413541Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dunno.I have to get done what I already have in front of me first. But I'd consider doing it. I should start to put together a list and just randomly pic ones I like.
>>3413555> banana pillsWhat are those supposed to cure?
>>3413536>not using >rape in feminist context>2012Do you even biting beaver?
>>3413567That's a scary thought
>>3413572Can you do more vore with chrysalis please.
>>3413543Definitely.
>>3413576Suppossedly lonelyness. It's traditional Chinese medicine I think...
>>3413493Where would you drink from?
>>3413521>Coke Pone starts to stir in her ice chest>You can hear the ice cubes clinking against her body>She lets out a large yawn and you swear you can her her fizzing as she does so>She opens her eyes to see you looking down upon her wet, glassy form>"Want a drink? I'm feeling a little full, and I'm nice a chilled too" she says with a playful wink.
>>3413572what are they
>>3413559But Nasse I thought you hated Fluttershy?I mean the only way to prove that you actually liked her would be to draw her doing something cute.
>>3413572I'll be the guy that asks what the other three are?How do you feel about gelding?
>>3413579At least DJ Acid isn't so awful.
>>3413576Bananadiction.
>>3413572I assume the other three are diapers, scat, and farts?
>>3413580that was Celestia.
>>3413608Yeah but this time with the bug pony.
>>3413495Watersports is my only really major one, that is more or less required for anything to be fappable. Most others are just added bonuses.
>>3413603haha what
>>3413606this dude pays attention.
>>3413578Oh.In that case, I'd rape the fuck out of Pinkie.I'd love her and hold her and kiss her and make sweet passionate love with her.I'd live with her and we'd share a life together.We'd be on perfectly equal terms and depend on one another.I'd rape her so fucking hard.
>>3413573Yes, I know that, but we were talking about rape nevertheless.
>>3413553Did it seriously take THAT long for someone to explain?
>>3413525>water polo makes me hard, too.Oh, you!
>>3413460>Want to write Coke Pone.>It's always porn.>Don't do porn.
>>3413596>wink
>>3413540Sorry other anon, I'm losing it.Not as much fun with only one person.
>>3413568You asked for it.I mean the more time you spend buried deep within your pone's gulping marecunt the longer and fatter your cock grows.
>>3413620Unf.
Does japanon have a place where he archives his stuff?
>>3413514What happens if you take a shit in a bidet?
>>3413626What are your favorite fetishes?
Guys, does anyone ever know if I wrote an inflationist Coke Pony story?Because I don't know if this .txt is mine or not.
>>3413651no i meant the tf2 spraydo you guys have a server for hats or something
>>3413654It backs up.Violently.
>>3413567Very few things that don't include watersports trigger my boner. And just having a boner isn't sufficient to fap.
>>3413665>It sprays shit all over.Oh god.It becomes Faceless!
>>3413662>inflationist coke ponePOST IT
>>3413650Due to soaking up cunt juices? (how would that even work?)
>>3413672>Having a boner isn't sufficient to fap.Wise words anon, wise words
>>3413672Really? That's kind of weird.I mean, watersports is kind of an uncommon fetish to begin with, and to not even boner up to things without it?
>>3413672>just having a boner isn't sufficient to fapGet a load of this guy
>>3413662POOOST ITTT
>>3413647Aw.. it's alright, I understand.
>>3413663http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral
Kid Flash x Jinx is my OTP
>>3413663>do you guys have a server for hats or something>do you guys have a server for hats or something>do you guys have a server for hats or something>do you guys have a server for hats or something
Rut is a fun word. People should use it more when talking about ponies. I wanna rut Cheerilee.
>>3413460No, we must never speak of coke ponyLest the autists get it and we get FLUFFY PONY : COKE PONY EDITIONDo you want little Coke Ponies being melted down and fed to their mother while still being semi alive?
>>3413682Due to both magic and the suction created by a strong mare gulping her muscles on you
>>3413642Well I suppose you could kiss her to drink coke too...
>>3413606>>3413626You're my nigga, Snarky.Although I do like watersports, those three are pretty much the only things I can't enjoy
>>3413606I agree with diapers and scat, but farts?It's not really a fetish of mine, but the idea of girls farting is still delightfully naughty and interesting.
>>3413684You still MUST fap though, anon. We did not make the rules but are you willing to take your chances with anarchy?
>>3413682It was a spin-off of vacuum-pumping pones originally. It doesn't actually make any logical sense and has no bearing in reality, but it's still hot as fuck as far as I'm concerned.
>>3413693So long as it was as good for you as it was for me.
>>3413600Maybe I will. Maybe I'll go back to bed.
Yeah this isn't mine I don't think.You manage to make your way back to her place from the train station without incident, but the moment you close the door behind her she loses it. Her back legs tremble and her tail instinctively raises as her clenched anus loses out to the incredible carbonation pressure that's been building up inside her the moment she got on that train.Her fart blasts directly against you, the sweet scent of coke filling the room as she fitfully erupts against you, her pleasured moans interrupted by her loud sporadic belching. It takes minutes of release for her to finally settle, the whole room reeking of soda and spent carbonation.She turns to you, her face red with a mix of exhaustion, pleasure and embarassment. "Wanna... wanna help me recarbonate?" She jiggles her transparent ass seductively, a few errant bubbles causing one last fart to burble out of her loosened anus.With the bottlecap safely screwed onto her muzzle, you ease the buttplug into her ass. Once that's secure you go back around to her front and ask her if she's ready. Blushing madly she nods and closes her eyes to brace for what comes next.Despite being full of soda and made of glass you can still manage to lift her in your arms. You hold her out in front of you by the forearms and tell her to get ready. She nods again and clenches her eyes shut as you being to violently shake her. You can hear the soda in her fizzing like crazy over her whimpers of pleasure.
>>3413706Pinkie looks like a good rut
>>3413713I always thought it was cute that people said Tabasco would spit on your food.
>>3413722Do you literally have zero self control?Wait don't answer that.
>>3413709Ugh. I like to believe that Coke Pone doesn't have the attraction for those fucks like Fluffy Pone did which sucks, I used to have >fun writing cute fluffy feels, but those days are long goneI understand the trepidation however.
>>3413654>>3413665I bet that's what Pinkie was doing in that comic.
>>3413682No, due to suction. The whole affair makes very little sense.>>3413672>>3413617So, you sort of NEED watersports at least at some level for you to masturbate?Anon..... You have a sexual fetish in the classical and literal definition of the term. Congratulations.
>>3413730You shake and shake until your arms are sore, her body growing rigid with pleasure nearly instantly. Unbelievably, her solid glass body begins to distort slightly, almost as if she was somehow gaining weight at a rapid pace. Her belly was slowly swelling up, the intense pressure of the gas inside her causing her to bloat up considerably. You gently set her down and watch as she continues to inflate from the inside. Every few seconds she shudders and moans through the cap, her glistening transparent pussy leaking a thin, slick coke syrup as she cums hard from the internal pressures.Once things have died down some and she stops growing, you see that she's reached the size of a heavily pregnant mare. Now the only question is which end do you open?
Which pony would most likely be okay with your sick, disgusting fetishes?
>>3413725Oh Okay then. I'm sure some one else here will love her.
>>3413734I haven't fapped to non-humanised pone ever.My self-control is legendary.
>>3413713That's kind of where I was going with this >>3413596The wink was with her eyes, since her bottom half is still submerged in the ice cooler
>>3413740Ponies do not defecate or release related gases.
>>3413657femdom, rape, chubby, vore (but only a specific kind), inflation (but only a specific kind), transformation, sweating, corruption, feet, legs, hair, fingers, robots, absorbing, hypnotism. i don't know if it qualifies as a fetish exactly, but i also love accents, voices, and languages.
>>3413750fanon lyra
>>3413730...I think that one might be mine?It certainly looks familiar.
>>3413763>robotswat
>>3413763>voresnarky pls
>>3413762
>>3413688>not even boner up to things without it?I said "very few". Exceptions do occur sometimes.Like that Twilight facesitting greentext someone posted here a few months ago (despite farting not being a fetish of mine), and wet mane Rarity back when that episode first aired.And Gillou I guess.
>>3413750Pinkie would probably laugh and tease you alot.
>>3413724Definitely was. Thanks for writing back and forth with me. Perhaps we can continue some other time
>ross why don't you draw normal ponies for oncehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6dHx1NFH0
>>3413709Or the fluids within Coke Pony becoming so caustic that her glass body is eatn through
>>3413778ross pls go
>>3413725Ganglehush is best filly
>>3413777We'll see
>>3413773>And Gillouaw manyou my nigga twice as much now
>>3413769>vore
>>3413763I like you
>>3413750Once you were close enough, you could probably tell her.She may not be willing to try it, but she'd probably understand.
>>3413746>So, you sort of NEED watersports at least at some level for you to masturbate?Generally, yes, unless it contains something else that makes it extremely arousing. But that usually wears off pretty quickly.
You would think with feet being the most common fetish there would be more material.
>>3413709>That was why Coke and Tabasco stories ground to a halt.Bad times bro.
>>3413790Can you do that?Can you be some one's nigga twice?
>>3413736>You recently bought a Coke Pony>Not to drink>To watch die>"You man drink me, before I lose my carbonation!" >You get a tiny little hammer>"Dude man don't hit me with that fucking hammer!">You strike her left back leg three times"FUCK THAT HURT">You didn't break her leg though, you just made a tiny crack>A tiny crack that her coke is escaping from>"OH SHIT MY COKE">She scrambles trying to reclaim it, but it only makes the crack worse and more of her Coke flows out>"oh god oh god oh god oh god help me I don't want to go like this. my coke shouldn't be wasted oh god">she's crying and is in hysterics >Just as she's about to run out of Coke, you pull out a keg >"Coke Pony come quick, I've got a keg full of Coke!">"OH THANK GOD">Forgetting you're the one who spilled her coke originally she greedily sticks her mouth on the kegs faucet and tells you to let it rip>You do so and watch as she realizes it wasn't Coke in the keg>It was Sprite>Coke Pony dies instantly upon contact with Sprite her mind broken at having such a shitty soda inside her
>>3413765Well I liked it, good job anon. Maybe more someday?Also, I found a full blown Scratch greentext, this is a good night for me.
>>3413804JUST GO WITH IT YOU... YOU...DOUBLE NIGGA
>>3413797Funny, I don't like him now.
>>3413796that's the specification. i only like non-macro vore.
>>3413810>in about 15 years, Barnes & Noble will have a "greentext" section
>>3413778SHAKA BRAH!
>>3413763No wonder we are such niggas.Even though you keep putting down Fluttershy, I can't quit you.
>>3413807Would Moutain Dew resurrect her as a glass abomination?
>>3413802>Haiku's swollen and bulbous monster feetNOOOOOnono no
>>3413788Good enough for me. Thanks again. Was enjoyable, and I'm not even a dashfag.
>>3413802ponies dont have feet
>>3413807Please don't. You might be joking - a lot of us were joking when we started writing fluffy pony death - but the problem is someone out there doesn't realize that. Someone might actually take it seriously.That's how Fluffy Pony was lost.
>>3413763wait what kind of inflation do you like. I NEED TO KNOW
>>3413762Keep deluding yourself.
>>3413803But Tabasco came back recently.
>>3413807Hey, man.Sprite was Martin Luther King's favorite soda, you fucking racist.
>>3413775And then eventually admit to having the same fetishes, as well as about a million more, and ask if you want to try some.
>>3413842I'm sorry anon, I can't see your face to tell if you're being serious. That gigantic head canon is in the way.
>>3413807Welp. Serves me right for writing coke pone greentext again.
>>3413802>SweetHD's grotesque troll feetNoooooooNoooooooooo
>>3413596Keep going.
>>3413856Cheer up big guy, at least you're not a cunt.
I need a pony to pretend to cuddle tonight. Could I get a little help?
>>3413762Yes they do.Or at least, Pinkie Pie pisses.
>>3413871twist.
>>3413750Pinkie Pie.And Twilight would probably be scientifically fascinated, and want to experiment with the fetishes. (or at least that would be her excuse)
>>3413871Cheerilee
>>3413847I kinda want to see a pic of her in that apron pocket.Super bad.
SWEETIE REQUEST TIME
>>3413822Would you buy a book filled with random >greentext stories collected from the general? It would include the art inspired by those stories as well.
>>3413871bags of sand.
Well since it seems to be on topic,What's your most prominent sexual fantasy, MLPG?
>>3413790You love Gillou too? Awesome.
>>3413841the type where only their bellies fill up. and ideally, they shouldn't fill up beyond the limits of the human body. and also ideally, there should be a better reason for it than the Preson excuse of "lol bike pump". i also like tits-inflation, but on a lesser scale. and cum inflation is also cool.
>>3413871
>>3413860Yes. Yes it is.
>>3413871Strangle Snare.
>>3413871>71st picture in my folderYou get ... AJ!
>>3413886kill Ross.
>>3413852And of course I would have to reply YES PINKIE YES! LET'S TRY THEM ALL! I AM NOT AFRAID!
>>3413871Celestia would be good for cuddling.
>>3413887I might actually. Especially if it had them categorized by fetish.It would probably be very... educational.
>>3413886Go bother the Mayor.
>>3413876But pissing isn't defecation, they just piss for funAnd it's mostly punch flavored.
>>3413773>Bonered up to wet maned RarityDude her mane was wet for a grand total of 2 seconds on screen, how did you manage that?
>>3413847Someone did a mini-greentext with Swiffer pony earlier. I don't think anyone except me saw, it though.
>>3413889Being taken control of. Something like walking through the door and being thrown down on the bed.
>>3413892>cum inflation is also coolmah nigga
>>3413889Consensual sex with a guy a good 5-6 inches taller than me, with nicely built body.
>>3413889Extensive cuddling and ass-play
>>3413887You know, if it had some illustrations chosen to accompany the texts, not even all of them but some.I would
>>3413860i'm not sure which one is worseif that one or this one
Guys, what if Judith Barsi voiced a pony?
>>3413918Wait, really?
>>3413835>>3413857Maybe it's because i have a preference for big feet, but I don't think the feet he draw look that bad.
>>3413914I'd drink Pinkie's punch any day. Straight from her punchbowl.
>>3413943>mmm juicy
>>3413887Yes, but only to see if anything I wrote made the cut
>>3413886ride one of those old school bikes with the huge wheel in front
>>3413821Would you let a 9-foot tall Acid eat you?Would you enjoy it?
>>3413885Me too now.>>3413752Maybe after a while, I'm too tired to draw now.
>>3413929We've been over this before.Mwike is a guro fetishist.
>>3413948A penny farthing?Seconding this.
>>3413889Just straight-up normal bondage. Nothing too fancy.
>>3413947>it did!>"worst of" section>this 3 lines of greentext even made the real cut
>>3413887I would
>>3413917I was referring to the images that appeared after the episode aired, not the episode itself.I could fap to it back then, but the effect quickly wore off.
>>3413950No.I'd rather kneel under her DJ booth at a show, gulping as best I can as her fat cock stretches my throat and pumps radioactive spunk directly into my stomach.
>>3413889Being degraded and beat while being forced to smell and lick sweaty feet.Alternatively, cuddling up next to a big, muscular southern guy while wearing his hat and laying my head on his solid chest in post-orgasmic bliss.My fetishes vary wildly.
>>3413930>zombie pone>>3413950yes, but there are other things i'd rather have her do to me.
>>3413889As I said before, urolagnia/watersports.
>>3413955Hehe.>Too tired to draw.Damn.
>>3413889Teacher/Student roleplay.
>On a clear night, a peculiar star grasps your attention>It twinkles with a strange light>On a sudden whim, close your eyes and make a wish>You wish to travel to Equestria>The ground disappears from beneath your feet>You fall endlessly into empty darkness>Light breaks through the darkness on all sides and blinds you>You abruptly come to a stop, tumbling onto what feels like grass
>>3413887That's a lot of positive responses I would like a version that is Leather Bound and signed by anon
>>3413913Done.
>>3413950What picture is that cropped from?
>>3413887If it had a feels section, probably. Would give me the opportunity to catch up on things I've missed.
>>3413889I like cuddling
>>3413955Okay okay.
>>3413988>To Anon>Don't be a faggot.>- Anon <3
>>3413999
>>3413996Metals, you're adorable when write about how you'd cuddle ponies.
>>3413995>Feels section.>Half of my work is under Anonymous.>Didn't get royalties for it.
>>3413889Loving relationship. I'm a sentimental.
>>3413868Thanks>>3413861>She slowly pulls herself up from her icy sleeping place>Stepping out from the cooler, she stretches, the condensation collected on her body dripping slowly down each curve of her transparent glass body>Her eyes lock with yours as she slowly saunters over to you, her gentle hoofsteps clinking across the floor>Kneeling down to her level, you pull her close into an embrace, her damp glassy hooves wrap around your neck sending a icy, yet pleasant chill down your spine.>Her muzzle is so close to your lips, you can feel the bubbles of her internal fizzy contents dance across your lips>Slowly you both pull each other into a passionate kiss.>It's the sweetest, fizziest kiss you've ever had. Her lips are surprisingly soft, almost gummy you think. >Her glassy tongue dances with yours as you explore her mouth eagerly.>Coke never tasted this good. You could get used to this.
>>3413889Human Pinkie Pie has me down on my back.She's straddling my hips, with my cock nestled between her thighs.She just looks down at me with half-lidded eyes and lowers herself, very slowly, onto my shaftIt's vanilla as fuck, but it gets my motor running like you wouldn't believe.
>>3413889>>3413889Simply a sex with a different than human live being (sentient). Pony counts. A lot.
>>3414011>tfw you see your feels in thereIt would be worth the lack of royalties.
>>3414011>people claiming to be me keep taking my money
>>3414009I want it so bad, it tugs at my ribs like a million barbs. Being alone sucks.I hope to write more soon.
>>3414019better be Thickie Pie.
>>3413912>>3413928>>3413947>>3413964>>3413988>>3413995Wow. That's a lot of positive responses. Perhaps I should look into doing something like this. A nice limited run for MLPG, split into >feels and >fetish.It would be a fun project to do.I can't believe I'm seriously considering this. It would take a while to assemble all the content and artwork, but I think it's worth it. Better than having a hard copy of FO:E or some bullshit.
>>3413992This one.
>>3414041How about Metals x Pony Metals
>>3414015I like it!
>>3414048More specifically, it's THAT Thickie Pie. That exact one.
>>3414049I mean it would have to at least appear to be mostly for comedy, like a picture of Disgusted Sweetie on the front. Probably.
Would you a slutty mare? would you a chubby slutty mare?
Post your favorite sexual picture>>3414051
Which pony would crawl up under your shirt when she wanted snuggles, her head poking out of the neck?
>>3414049Just get a suitable cover image for it and ask around to see who wrote what if possible.If you do it, that is. It'd be pretty neat to say the least.
>>3414061yes and no respectively
>>3414057Thanks Aspirant. That means a lot to me coming from you. Seriously. I've been kind of doubting my writing abilities lately.
>>3414049>Sell the book.>Donate the money to (Insert hilarious organization here)
>>3414049>>3414049You wouldn't be able to sell it due legal issues. While tracing artwork isn't really an issues, crediting the writing is almost impossible. Once you will get accused (legal action) there is no way you can get out of this hole, believe me, I know this shit.
>>3414062
>>3413936Yeah. It was only like two or three posts, but lemme see if I can still find it.
>>3414052What does that even mean.
>>3414048That's not thick enough
>>3414015That's very nice. I feel like going to buy a bottle of coke now.
>>3414061i would her sitting on top of me.
>>3414080it's too thick.
>>3414073Oh man.I would totally appreciate that.I thought people forgot about her.
>>3413984>You come to your senses on your back, looking up into a bright, blue sky with lush, green grass beneath you>The air itself has a sublte sweetnesss to it>You can feel a silent, tranquil melody reverberate through the atmosphere, in your chest>You sit up and look down from the hill you landed on upon a small, rustic village populated by the figures on your bookshelf.
>>3414080Ross, while you're here, there's something I've been meaning to ask you - can you explain to me how to correctly use a line of action?
>>3414060Heh, that would be a suitable cover. Disgusted Sweetie in front of a large green '>'>>3414066Yeah, I'll need to begin the cataloging phase. I think I'll set up a repository where thread caps can be submitted and annotated by author(s)I need a project to work on, and this really interests me. Something I can do to give back to the general.
>>3414064Pinkie Pie. She has no concept of personal space.
>>3414061I would. Especially so.
>>3414062Uhm... this maybe?I'm sure if I really went looking I could find something I liked more, but it probably wouldn't be pony anyway
>>3414049>>3414071That's a shame...maybe just have it as a free pdf then? It'd still be good to have a content aggregator thing.
>>3414082>>3414015>Anon busy a glass bottle of coke at the local store>sweating profusely>tilts the bottle up and takes a swig with a raging erection>starts to passionately explores the bottle with his tongue while moaning>everyone just stares
>>3414080>too much
>>3414072>Don't do it brain.>I have too.>No.>"I had no idea she was capable of dropping bombs like that."
>>3414099Free PDF could work, sure.
>>3414071Yeah. Maybe do it as a PDF distribution, and a limited print run of it, if people wanted to donate for that.I would love to have a nice hard copy to read through.For now, consider this project in the planning stages. First thing I need to do is set up a place to aggregate all the archives that I can.
>>3414062I'd rather not, it's gay furry porn.
>>3414076You cuddling the pony version of yourselfwhat, you haven't made a self-insert pony OC yet?You some kind of faggot or something?
>>3414115How would you even explain that if some one found it?Or would you just go the opposite route and put it right on the coffee table?
>>3414073>>3414090http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3405036.html#p3407818It's like 2 posts long, but here.
drew flutter hair, too tried to work on anything else.
>>3414102Why does it even matter if she has a cute face to look at anyway?
>>3414115Right on the coffee table. I got nothin to hide (because I live alone)
>>3414069Never give up, friend. Everyone goes through that phase of thought.
>>3414122I don't do OC's
>>3414136derp. meant to link to>>3414124
Would you fall asleep cuddling a Fluttertaur?
>>3414124>>3414136haha
>>3414115Man, that is going to be one HELL of an archive dive.>tfw archive derped and dropped the valentine Tabasco fic.Yes I still think about that shit.
>>3414062I'll post my favorite Acid greentexts instead.
>>3414141boooring
>>3414064Pinkie Pie would do just that, Fluttershy would crawl under your shirt and hide.
>>3414144sure
>>3414134shame the faces you draw are hideous then
>>3414126Oh shit, that sounds adorable as hell.Goddamn fuzzy mute duster.
>>3414069Nobody is born with talent. Talent is earned only through practice and study.
>>3414048This is REALLY hot.
>>3414049That would be pretty cool.
>>3414134>Rarity uses her fake chin as a shot glass.
>>3414148that was a good day.
>>3414062It's this.
>>3414147True. I can probably perlscript some of it to automate it to a point. Also, when I set up the aggregator, I'll make it so people can submit their own caps and tag them. A >feelbooru of sorts. Then categorization. Then match art to the stories.Yeah, I think I'm actually going to attempt this, crazy or not.>>3414137Again, thanks man. I love your writing (been in all your "Quests"). Don't plan on giving up. I'm just honing my craft!
>>3414144I'd cuddle with anything at this pointIt's bloody freezing over here
20 lbs of pussy and ass
>>3414158tal·ent [tal-uhnt] noun1.a special natural ability or aptitude: a talent for drawing.try again, Rossskills are learned, talents are innate
So is there a script that adds backlinks to archived threads?There's some stuff I'd love to dive for but it's killing me that my script doesn't work
>>3414179Hey, if you ever want any help with anything or if you think I could give some meaningful advice on a project or writing you're working on, just let me know. I'm always glad to help my fellow MLPGers out when I can.
>>3414179> A >feelbooru of sorts. Just as long as you permaban any fluffy shit.
>>3414190I'd fuck that ass until neither of us could move
>>3414179>feel compilationTHIS IS THE DAY I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR
>>3414158>>3414158hmmm
So what are you guys doing for Lethday?
>>3414179If you're serious about this, I'd be willing to donate some pics, if any of them are relevant to the stories.
>>3414148Do you have those about urethral penetration and anon sitting under her mixing table during concerts?
>>3414062my favorite sexual picture is not sexual.
>>3414196Fucking anthro garbage
>>3414213>white people
>>3414212I didn't include those because they involved watersports.
>my little fetish generalyeah, no thanks.Post people with ponies.
>>3414213>AJ dances like white people.
>>3414210Sitting alone in the dark in my room.All day.Like every other day of my life.
>>3414190who did that?
http://www.livestream.com/applesarcum I have no idea what i'm doing
>>3414181>the average temperature of a healthy horse is 99-101F
>>3414228Those fucking noodlearmsWhat the hell
>>3414225>peoplei don't come here for people
>>3414202For this project, it's going to be kept pretty private (as is possible). Fluffy shit will not make it in, I promise.For clarity, I'll use this name/trip when I'm talking about this project going forward.>>3414211Perfect, that's awesome. This is a community project at it's core, I'm just trying to be a facilitator.>>3414195Definitely appreciate the offer. I'll take you up on it in the future.
>>3414202Really, Anon, what do you take us for? Those stories were always shit.
>>3414223Watersports is the best fetish.
I think I'll draw another Lyra, too. The woman who always makes those around her uncomfortable, aroused, and a little scared that she might break whatever she sits on or stands on (mainly the floor).
>>3414091>Your wish came true>You spring to your feet and basically jump off the hill as you make a mad dash towards Ponyville, fueled by the joyous laughter coming from the bottom of your heart>You spot Pinkie Pie and the CMC just on the outskirts of the town, tossinng a ball around>Scootaloo headbutts the ball and sends it sailing over Pinkie's head, and in your general direction>The ball sails in a wide arc into your arms, and you run out to meet Pinkie bouncing over the first crestrise>She spots you and stops, her grin becoming a looking of surprise>You put on your best smile and wave the ball at her in a friendly manner>Pinkie Pie screams bloody murder
>>3414239>implying hivemindfuck you
>>3414232apple
>>3414238I was only joking about the Barnes and Noble thing, but now I'm a little excited haha.
>>3414248>arousedNo, that's just you.
>>3414158As much as I love Bob, he's confusing "talent" with "skill". Keep in mind that talent is a boost but it doesn't guarantee everything, and anything that a talent can do can be accomplished with skill. Another key thing that people here seem to ignore is the enjoyment one derives from doing something. Someone might be talented at something but might not like doing it, conversely someone might not have talent doing something but enjoy doing it, thus skill will come more easily to them.
>>3414248please put on a name.
>>3414230AJ dances like this sounds.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kI254VsiiM
>>3414238We're doing this.We're making this happen.
>>3414248If you're willing to take your head out of your ass for a second, Ross, I do believe someone is actually asking advice from you.>>3414094
>>3414193http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xy15OoZis
>>3414210Going to an abortion clinic..I am not looking forward to it.
>>3414241It involved Anon fucking Acid in the urethra, and she she urinates right into Anon's bladder, making him need to pee, but he has to hold it in while sucking Acid's cock under the DJ table, until he can't hold it anymore and cums and urinates at the same time, making his dick light up like a glowstick.
Derpy's ass is coming straight at you at a high velocity.What do?
>>3414267>where doing this>where making this hapenfix'd
>>3414266>Dancing to that song with Teen ApplebloomFfffffffff----!
>>3414277Get my ribs broken, probably
>>3414277accept my fate. i am seconds away from being a red stain on the wall.
>>3414277Throw Derpy at her.
>>3414249We fuck.
>>3414235That sounds nice...though horses sleep standing up, don't they?>>3414225
>>3414282Words are hard.I am not good at writing.
>>3414282
>>3414094http://animationresources.org/?cat=350
>>3414285god I love those teenage >feels
>>3414276Yes, I know. I wrote parts of it.
>>3414302Ross seems to be stuck at step 4
>>3414276That's pretty much the ultimate turn-ons.
>>3414294They still need to lie down for REMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP0A76W0ys4
>>3414267Yes we are. At this point, I need a couple days to set up the initial site, find hosting. I'll post updates as it comes online.Thanks for the support everyone! This is a chance for me to give something back beyond writing.Feel free to email me with any suggestions, comments, or anything. Anyone is welcome to participate in this project as they desire.
>>3414294>That sounds nice...though horses sleep standing up, don't they?Er, no they don't.But they most likely would not want to sleep near you, let alone with your making contact with them.They are prey animals.
>>3414314Zing
>>3414305>bicepshnnnnnnnnnnng
>>3414323i'm being serious.
>>3414329I know.
>>3414302>>3414314If this is you, Ross, posting a link feels like a bit of a copout. It doesn't tell me anything.
>>3414326>"Must be friends with a buncha waif-y city gals, huh?"
>>3414329Oh no, now he is going to think you are attacking him.I hope you don't draw because he will think it's shit and you don't know real art.
>>3414305>Neko Case quoteYou are my double nigga.
>>3414321You're making a booru for greentexts?
>tfw watching MLP and GF with your 2 year old niece in your lapI wanna be a father so bad
>>3414334How could I explain the concept any better than someone who was a professional animator for over three decades? If you still don't understand, apply what those pages about line of action tell you to some old cartoons, some Bugs Bunnies, Popeyes, etc.
>>3414352Did you get a boner
>>3414337>"Actually, it's been so long, I almost forgot about the city. I have all I need here."
>>3414320>>3414322Well that's interestingI think MLPG has taught me more about sex and horses than any other source.
>>3414326shoulders and upper back are best.
>>3414349A place to aggregate, categorize and sort them. Also to allow the original author(s) attach their moniker to them if desired. The idea is to use that, plus a collection of artwork inspired by these stories to produce a book (or series of books) of greentext.But to begin, I need a central place to gather all of the content, both what I can pull from the archive and what people have saved already.
>>3414363And sex with horses.
>>3414366>Not lats, quads, glutes, and shoulders
>>3414371Sounds like an excellent idea. Would be so much easier to find greentexts again later if they were gathered somewhere and tagged.
>>3414363i wonder if horses would enjoy urethral sounding
>>3414360>"Well ain't YOU a charmer?">she sidles up next to you and slips her arm around yours, nuzzling up against your shoulder with a content smile on her face
Hey, so does anyone want that scratch greentext before I finally go to sleep?Or should I save it for feelbooru?
>>3414383That's a good question. They probably would, if they weren't spooked by having something inserted into their urethra.
>Celestia will never wake you up by rubbing her sweaty, smelly socks in your face
>>3414390Feelbooru sounds like itll take a couple days
>>3414366>tfw the strongman in the store.It feels HORRIBLE!God, I need a fucking chiropractor. Why the fuck is my department full of women? We sell couches and dining sets for gods sake!
>>3414390If it's the urethral penetration one, then yes!
>>3414326>Applebloom gives your arm a gentle squeeze>"Well lookit that - looks like you're toughenin' up some! Yer arms are gettin' bigger!">she's right - you've lost weight, and put on quite a bit of muscle since you came out here.>You flex your arm, almost surprising yourself with how hard it's become.>She playfully nudges you. "Not too shabby, city-boy!">she pulls up her sleeve and flexes with a cocky smile.>"Still can't beat mine, though!">"You saying you wanna arm-wrestle?" you ask her, raising an eyebrow>"You're on."
>>3414356NOI got one when I was taking care of by nephews friend (6yo),She jammed her crotch in my face in my defense
> apple drawing "dicks in pink"This ,actually, reminds me of the question I wanted to ask long ago; what the point of cumming on to someone's face, be it a 3dpd or pony? Or, rather, cumming outside in general, be it mouth, vagina or butthole. Seriously, i don;t understand that, it is like a perfect chance to miss the advantage to get better in many terms orgasm. What the point?
>>3411663>Wait does glittler glue actually LIKE TWILIGHT MAC?why would you even think that
>>3414371So anyone who wants to participate (offer hosting, coding assistance, general brainstorming, greentext collectors, etc) all are welcome.Planning the site out now. Will update as things progress.>>3414390Please continue to post everything here in the general for the time being. It's going to take a little while to get this up and running.
>>3414383>Anon casually talks to a vet about inserting a urethral sound in a horse and if it could be dangerous.
>>3414353>Tell me, I will forget.>Show me, I might remember.>Involve me, I will understand.
>>3414411Honestly, I'm surprised you don't flood the thread with AJ whenever you decide to art stuff considering she's your favorite pony and all.
>>3414414Well this is all happening quickly, good luck hope it works out.
>>3414407Mental satisfaction vs. physical satisfaction.I'd cum a lot harder if I were to cum on someone's feet than I would if I were coming in someone's mouth.
>>3414061hm
>>3414404oh yes...it begins once again. god I've missed teen Apple Bloom
>>3414394these dumb shock posts are just boring at this pointi've seen Ross pictures, bro. i am entirely desensitised to disgusting images
>>3414407I don't get it either. Especially if it's with a horse, since horses and humans aren't genetically compatible. The only reason I can think of otherwise would be as a means of prevention.
>>3414388>Big Mac grunts as he throws a bale of hay over his shoulder>he very poignantly makes eye contact with you, but nods his approval
>>3414319>>3414313Fine, here it is. Enjoy.
>>3414401It can wait. Goodnight pone.
>>3414401>Couple days.If he archive dives before setting it up, you may want to add a few months there.
>>3414416>casually talking about urehtral sounding a horse
>>3414429>Dumb shock posts>Implying I'm not greentexting about my fetishWhere do you think we are?
>>3414434
>>3414442>The vet calls a shrink.
>>3414420>Honestly, I'm surprised you don't flood the thread with AJ whenever you decide to art stuff considering she's your favorite pony and all.She's my favorite pony, but that doesn't make her the most versatile for comics and junkI usually end up drawing Twilight more because her personality is more exploitablePinkie probably has the biggest discrepancy between how much I like her and how often I draw her
>>3414427>there will never be more teen Sweetie feels
>>3414444sure brojust try harder next time i guess, maybe you'll make it one day
>>3414402if you can lift them by yourself, they're not that heavy. quit whining.
>>3414426Whoah
>>3414444Honestly, it's impossible to tell if you're actually in to it or not
>>3414422Thanks. Luckily well, not really, but for this it is I'm currently unemployed and have plenty of time to dedicate to this. I kind of needed a project like this to focus on.Updates to follow. Thanks for the support! Back to anon for now.
>>3414460We meet again Mandark...
>It involved Anon fucking Acid in the urethra, and she she urinates right into Anon's bladder, making him need to pee, but he has to hold it in while sucking Acid's cock under the DJ table, until he can't hold it anymore and cums and urinates at the same time, making his dick light up like a glowstick.GuysSeriously
>>3414455GG what are your official ships?
>>3414455Could you do more 63jack? Like his own separate thing from femsnails?
>>3414470I'm with youI just don't evenI mean i guess to each his own butWat
>>3414460i knew this was going to happen
>>3414437I feel dirty after seeing that >greentext.
>>3414460
>>3414458>>3414461>mfw defending my gross fetish as anonAnyway, I'm not even the only one in here with a smelly feet fetish. I'm surprised it's the first time you guys have heard about it.We've got people seriously discussing sex with a 70 ft tall anthro pony, and you think I'm not serious?
>>3414426oh gosh
>>3414474is 63jack still in the 63 world or is everyone their regular genders?
>>3414470Relax, they're all just trolling. Atleast that's what I tell myself. Christ what the fuck is wrong with you people.
>>3414432I wonder what kinda hard labor he made us do.Not trying to kill us or anything, but, well ok, he was trying to kill us a little.He just wanted to put a little meat on that city boy frame we had.>After a while, he started enjoying having you around.>It's not often he has someone male to pal around with.
>>3414478Its still very unf worthy
>>3414434Nice!Was that all of it though? I seem to recall there was more,but maybe I'm just misremembering.That's definitely the one I was thinking about though.
>>3414497Bronies
>>3414475The DJ Acidfags turned a mildly amusing thing into another tryhard Fluffy Fandom.
>>3414488macro i understandfuta i understandi'll admit the radioactive thing is kinda dumb, but i'll grant itsmelly socks is just gross
>>3414488I remember someone saying they had a fetish for smelly sweaty socks after their childhood friend used to wake them up by waving her socks in their face.I see no reason to doubt its authenticity.
Would you hug this ponyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9qat999ywc
>>3414485IT'S AFRAID
>>3414505That reminds me, do they do stuff like Friend Off or Pony or Die in places like DA and tumblr?
>>3414488Sorry! That's not what I meant, clearly we're in to weird shit here, it's just hard to tell if a post is someone that is in to that thing or if they're just trying to stir shit up. No need to defend yourself, carry on if you really want
>>3414514>macro>futa>I understandI will never understand you guys.
>>3414514>Fapping to smelly socks is more gross and less believable than fapping to being addicted to giant radioactive futa cumWhat the fuck is wrong with youAm I being fetish discriminated
>>3414432>you just nod back
>>3414528Not really.They are both pretty unique concepts.I mean people have art trades and such everywhere but MLPG is the only place i know that has a few people randomly pair artists with fan fic writers for fun.
>>3414523>ear twitcheshnnnggg
>>3414470>>3414475>>3414497Nope, this is my fetish.
I need a smelly sock story stat!
>>3414548Well it's anthro garbage
>>3414543I meant more in the scale of it. Didn't they do like a "prom" or something?
>>3414548It's shit.
>>3414473>GG what are your official ships?I have noneSeriously, there are so few guys and so many girls that there's just not enough pairings to go aroundPlus, it's just fun to write some that can't be exclusiveSpike x Applejack is strangely amusing to me because she's so different from what he pursue in the showWhile Spike x Twilight is more awkward and bizarrely tabooI'll basically go with whatever's funny at the momentI mean hellWhen genderswapped, I gave Snails a crush on ApplejackAnd I don't really think I've seen that>>3414474>Could you do more 63jack? Like his own separate thing from femsnails?in what context then
>>3414529ehh yeah stirrin' things upI'll stir YOU upya punktalkin shit about my fetish
>>3414529That is true. I sometimes post images or greentexts of fetishes I'm not much into, such as farting, because they're amusing.
>>3414499>Hauling hay.>Loading and moving apple baskets.>Tilling fields.>Clearing pens.>Hauling hay, again.>You have never worked harder in your entire life.>And he still tells you you only did half of what he expects of you.>"Have fun in the morning, city mouse." he says as he walks off.>Wait, how does he know about that pet name?
>>3414404>You set yourselves up at a card table on the porch, and lock your hands together, elbows planted firmly down on the formica.>Your hands are bigger than hers, but her grip is surprisingly strong. You couldn't take your hand out of hers now, if you wanted to. No backing out now.>You toss a look at her across the table.>"You ready?">She gives you a challenging smirk.>"You might be cute, but I ain't losin' to you!">You lock eyes for a full second, before you both speak the same word, at the same time.>"Go!"
>>3414570Twilight's eyes look like anuses
>>3414568Well, maybe keep the cast female and him male? Or whatever? I dunno, more 63 stuff in general I guess.
>>341456863jack being sexually oblivious to all sexual advances around him?
>>3414530>>3414534I can't help it if you have an incorrect fetish.
>>3414568GG as long as we're discussing fetishes, will you finally tell us some of yours?
>>3414249>Pinkie Pie doesn't stop screaming as she turns tail and tumbles back down the hill. She gets to her feet at the bottom and grabs the CMC on her sprint back to town, dragging them in her panic>You chase after them with the hopes clearing the misunderstanding>The moment you set foot in Ponyville, screams of "monster" and "Celestia help us" break out. The town breaks into hysteria>All this panic and stress are too much for you all at once. You lean against a building for support yourself and clutch your forehead as the mother of all headaches builds up>The building you lean against suddenly begins to rot and crack underneath your touch. Within minutes, the structure has become a sickly gray, decrepit caricature of itself, skewed at a precarious angle>Before you can fathom what happened, the occupant living within the home you ruined tried escaping from the warped structure through the second story window. They land on you>Pinkie Pie's earlier screams were a series of practiced whispers compared to the blood-curdling howls of this unfortunate soul>The moment they touched you, they began smoking like a campfire. Fur is singed away and flesh turned to leathery coal as the creature was forcibly twisted and contorted into a fetal position>You gap in horror at the emaciated, unliving shadow the poor foal was reduced to, their eyes sunken deep behind scrunched eyelids fused shut> You don't know how, but you can sense that by some terrible manner, the creature still lived.
>>3414562Oh, yeah Tumblr does "things" on a large scale a lot. And it's usually as stupid as the prom thing which I think was just pairing yourself up with another artist's OC to go to a hypothetical prom. i think that's all it was.
>>3414456Hey.Hey.Fuck YOU there will be more teen Sweetie >feels!We just need an angle. An initial concept. Something to get the ball rolling.Hell, the whole teen-Silver Spoon thing popped out of a joke, and now look at it.
>>3414568but everyone has a crush on Androjack.
>>3414588This please.
>>3414596>Androjack>Androidjack
>>3414570I love that you just spontaneously took my request to heart like this. I really really love it. ALOT.
>>3414555It's not so much the anthro or DJ acid part specifically that turns me on, as the urine/cum swapping.
>>3414596>not Applejill
>>3414581Because she is looking at the shittiest horse.
>>3414570I liked the original sketch better.
>>3414597He told us once, he's really into _____________________________________________________sweating.
>>3414584>>3414586maybe!>>3414588>GG as long as we're discussing fetishes, will you finally tell us some of yours?why are you guys so interested in the fetishes I have and the size of my dickwhat the hellI'm just a drawfag and even if that did make me some kind of internet celebrity why do you even care
>>3414570>>3414570iti s genuinely creepy
>>3414607>androidjack Get it, cause she has no character. She's lifeless, like a robot. Yeah, I went there applefags, what you gonna do bout it?
>>3414249Oh ho ho, that panka always overre->>3414590really
>>3414622>Draw our fetishes and sexual fantasies for months and months>We ask about yoursCome oooon
>>3414626Yeah well your waifu is a SLUT
>>3414607>Google knows everything about apples.
>>3414622Let me guess, incest is one of them.Mine too.
>>3414622>why do you even carerecord-keeping.
>>3414630you can't make me
>>3414579>he overheard her murmuring it under her breath when he first caught you two up in the loft>turns out Apple Bloom talks in her sleep>upon further investigation you discover that she whispers your name quite often
>>3414622>Glitter Glue is secretly really vanilla and doesn't want to let MLPG down
>>3414632And your waifu is...shit, got nothing.
>>3414642>some one offers GG $10 to draw us his fetishes
>>3414590What the fuck is going on
>>3414622>why do you even careWhy wouldn't I care?
>>3414645>GG gets off to missionary position with the lights off and cuddling in the afterglow
>>3414622Right now, people seem interested in everyone's fetishes
ohb and dyall I'd be open to contiuen with CMC feels some night soon.
>>3414661except for mine;-;
>>3414651Sure, I'll take up that offer.GG, ten dollars to list your fetishes. What have you got to lose?
This horse is so sillyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxI-nRGWBE
>>3414658
>>3414667What is your fetish, anon?
>>3414661not really, people just keep talking about them, unsolicitedkind of like ___Ross.
>>3414666go to bed drunken feel satan
>>3414673Furry pornography.
>>3414673>>3414394I'm almost offended at the reaction, considering what is commonplace around here
>>3414666Jesus, metals. Put down the sauce.And retire that inferior cap.
>>3414688Ponies don't even wear socks you silly billy
anyone have a png of celestia's cutiemark?
>>3414666give me more Sweetie >feels Satan.pls
>>3414622>>3414661Because paraphilias are really interesting to explore. Mostly because they have very little to do with your mental status. I mean if someone's a serial killer, you'd naturally expect them to have had some sort of traumatic experience and be sort of messed up in the head. With paraphilias, you can be into guro/scat/watersports and still be an upstanding citizen. It just makes your dick work, that's all.
>>3414697>humanized
>>3414688To be fair, you really did format it like the average random shitpost.Put a little more effort into it next time.
>>3414697also, horses don't sweat.
>>3414704Humanized aren't ponies.
>>3414704Ew gross what are you some kind of furry
>>3414714Horses totally sweathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQK_4qdx3I
>>3414716>DJ Acid
>>3414645My fetishes are all bizarre in their extreme specificity, if not their actual extremity
>>3414702you already have your damn cocktease dual chapter thing, what roem do you wnat form meI'l have to do sommething
>>3414643>You also learn what he meant when you wake up the next morning and discover you had muscles you didn't have, and they all feel like they are striking against you.>You try to get up, but groan from the pain, causing a low chuckle to emerge from the room.>"To be honest, I was surprised you could do as much as you did with a frame like that.">Eventually you get up, your legs protesting the need to support your body.>"Ready for another round?" he asks. "The day's gettin started.">"Y-yeah." you manage , despite yourself, Causing him to chuckle again.>"You got gumption..."
>>3414718'kay.not from their hooves.
>>3414723humor us with an answer then.
>>3414725You Fool, He's questing as we speak and needs the picture badly!
>>3414725AWW SHIT, ROLL THAT BLUFF CHECK BEFORE SPAGHETTI FALLS OUT.
>>3414740>>3414704
>>3414689
>>3414723That's just even more intriguing.You're doing this on purpose.
>>3414718>He stops using it.>The horse looks at him as he walks away.>"What the fuck, asshole, was enjoying that."
>>3414739>"I made a promise."
>>3414723Oh man, we gotta hear this. Spill. Tell us your fetishes.
Do horses like to be hosed down randomly when it's hot outside?
>>3414689I'm sorry, the new one just seems a tad heavy on the shading or something. I really liked the original so it's not like it was a total bust, man.
>>3414723to me, you will always be asexual.>>3414739>he decides to have you to break in a horse>he spends the day laughing, and you spend the day falling on various body parts
>>3414747go awaysweat is gross
>>3414750Check your entitlement, equine
>>3414762Well the quickest way to cool off a horse with a hose is to attach the end of the hose to the back end of the horse.
>>3414762No, they just roll around in the dirt when its hot out.
>>3414734>you already have your damn cock>>3414734tease dual chapter thingWhat? I must've missed that. Care to post it?
>>3414772>>3414148
that works, thanks anon
>>3414782>>3414772
>>3414782>tl;drSweat is still grosser than whatever that is. Invariably.
>>3414792>>3414782
>>3414626And that's why Applejack is abnormally strong and stubborn. Her machine legs and computerized coordination make her adept at any physical task, and her simplistic AI personality means she gets stuck in familiar patterns very easily.She discovered what she really was at a young "age", and left for Manehattan to seek out her creators. Her expedition was fruitless; she located the Oranges, who had funded the project that created her, but the scientists had all long since disappeared to other secret endeavors. She was an experimental prototype that was meant to be kept locked up in the secret facility under Sweet Apple Acres.Lost and alone, Applejack returned to Ponyville and broke the old facility open. There, she found an old stasis cell with her matching model number, "AJ-G4", and she climbed inside, prepared to sleep forever and dream of the family she could never have.Big Macintosh was wondering where Applejack had gone off to after her tearful return home, and discovered the open doors of the old lab. When he saw her completely still, he feared that she had died and carried her body out, waking her up from hibernation. As she opened her eyes to the loving face of her "brother" and "granny", she realized that she had a family at Sweet Apple Acres after all.
>>3414796>>3414792
>>3414792>>3414796
>>3414806>>3414809this is very stupid.
>>3414769when do we get to spend time with Applejack?
>>3414778http://pastebin.com/TC2GLDpEhttp://pastebin.com/K9ExDKbw
>>3414812>>3414670
>>3414579>>3414643Looks like you guys beat me to the punch. Screw it, I'll post this anyway.>The next morning, you're awakened by Big Mac kicking the leg of your bed.>"Get up, get dressed - we got work to do.">You look at the alarm clock as you shake the sleep from your eyes.>"Big Mac... it's 4:30...">"Yeah, it's late. I shoulda woke you up half an hour ago.">Oh, boy.>"Get up. I ain't tellin' you again.">You throw on a shirt and your jeans, stuffing your feet into your shoes and shrugging into a jacket as you look around for Applebloom's hulking brother.>"On the porch. C'mon, light a fire under it!">Making your way outside (and trying not to run your shins into anything), you see him headed to his truck.>There's something in the bed of the battered red pickup, but you can't tell what it is in the dark of the morning.>"Remember them cuttings we did a month or two back? We're gonna be plantin' 'em at the west edge of the orchard, where we were tilling yesterday.">Where YOU were tilling, mostly. Your hands and back throb with pain at the thought of it, before your stomach growls.>"What are we gonna do about breakfast, Big Mac?">he reaches into the cab of the truck, and holds up a brown paper sack and a thermos, shaking them for effect.>"But we ain't eatin' until we get somethin' done. C'mon. Get in."
>>3414819what about more human sweetie?
>>3414820This is a bad time, Fluttershy.
>>3414427>>3414456>>3414579>>3414643>>3414739>>3414755>>3414769>>3414815That arm-wrestling thing is still kinda going.>>3414580
>>3414749>>3414759All right I'll spill on a purely fundamental levelI really like setup and contextThough obviously looks do count, pinups do nothing for methere has to be some kind of context
>>3414840this is why we can't have nice things
>>3414844This makes A LOT of sense now that I think about it.
>>3414844I always figured that was pretty commonThat's the entire reason fapfics exist, really.
>>3414829maybe again someday
>>3414844That explains a lot.
>>3414844That's it? Surely, you have more?
>>3414815you don't. at least not without Applebloom around too. even though she knows you love her, she's still a bit leery leaving you alone with Applejack's big tits and shapely legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsJogCD2MQStay out of the pool where you belong, fatty
>>3414844Who's your favorite writefag
>>3414819I thought these were humanized. Still like them though!
>>3414844do you ever fap to your own drawings?you don't have to answer if you don't want
>>3414872me
>>3414844What a lame fetish. I thought it was something exciting.
>>3414815>"BIG MAC, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO THAT CITY BOY!?">The sudden outburst causes the horse, who you were just starting to get to calm down to panic, again, bucking you off.>You land hard on your shoulder, causing your arm to go numb.>Before you can react, or scream, you feel vice like hands grab you.>The sharp pain in your shoulder causes you to yelp.>"Dammit, Big Mac, you made him pop his shoulder." She scolds her much larger brother, causing him to shrink back, despite himself.>"Didn't mean any harm to hi-.">"That's a bunch of horse shit and you know it.">She looks at you, frowning slightly.>"This may hurt a bit." She says, before you can react you feel a massive yank on your arm, a white hot jolt of pain firing across from your arm across your body.
>>3414820Please save me from these freaks, Fluttershy.
>>3414869So... Apple family sandwich with you as the meat?
>>3414871You are the worst possible human being, Ross
Would you?
>>3414887>That feel when Ross's ship out date might be delayed
>>3414882that post made my arm hurt...
>>3414893Wait, he's finally going to leave?
>>3414892Only if she gave me a footjob while talking like Celestia
>>3414686If you count ponies, we're probably pretty much all interested in that.
>>3414887I think that title belongs to sentenal
>>3414892God yes, like you wouldn't believe.
>>3414899He was supposed to be leaving for basic for 12 weeks, but now that might not be until October or something
>>3414769>>3414882>>3414897I can't get into Big Mac putting you in harms' way to be a dick. I like how that other anon wrote him - he's just being protective of his little sister, and he wants to see how tough you are.
>>3414892>you will never Nicole, Andrea, and Tabby at the same time
>>3414893how do we even know he's joining the air force? did he say so? because if so that might just be a lie, he's a pathological liar
>>3414901Even if you don't, its probably still around 2 in 5 or so.
>>3414703This. Fetishes and paraphilias are a very interesting subject to discuss.
>>3414868>That's it? Surely, you have more?That's not really a fetish, it's just an example of the fundamentals of my interestsI'm just stating my focusthat's not really a kink in itself
>>3414892with the force of a thousand suns
>>3414844Makes sense. I'm the same way.
>attempt to write fapfic>end up writing 3 paragraphs describing how much the protag likes horse cocks before just quittingi cannot be erotic. at all.
>>3414892
>>3414910Fucking awesome! I hope that bastard gets his hands blown off in some far away land
>>3414919Give the rest of your fetishes already
>>3414580>>3414580>Your arms tense and the contest begins>For a tense second, your hands hover together, neither moving, before your hand is forced backward.>Applebloom isn't even breaking a sweat, only the slight furrowing of her brow betraying any effort on her part.>try as you might to fight it, you're losing, only managing to halt the progression for a few seconds at a time.
>try to post an .ogg image I just made>duplicate file entry detectedWhat the hell?
>>3414925Don't stop! I'm getting hard!
>>3414911as he becomes less a Scary Big Brother and more a "bro who just happens to be related the my girlfriend", he's going to stop working you as hard (probably), but he's also going to have you do more stupid, dangerous things. as bros would do.the fact that he's putting you in harm's way just means he likes you.
>>3414933nothat's all you get
>>3414925>attempt to write fapfic>have extremely basic outline thought out>somehow two lines in the outline become three pages of setup>>>finally time to write sex>what the fuck do I do now?
>>3414939Adding data after an image doesn't get past 4chan's duplicate image detection
>>3414932Don't get your hopes up, he's not even man enough to join the real militaryhe's joing Air Force reserves
>>3414913I actually think Andrea's kind of pretty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMITIM TO PARYT PONKIE PIY SYLTE
>>3414950I will straight up donate a dollar to your tumblr right now
>>3414913Andrea is cute as fuck.
>>3414950u r a faget
>>3414941I dunno, Snarky... putting you near an animal that could stomp your head in and getting your shoulder dislocated doesn't seem like a bro-y thing to do.
Why do we even need a 24/7 general?There has been a new episode in months.
>>3414954>>3414960Andreamind
>>3414968y-you too
>>3414968oh shit, you're rightpack up shop, fellas.it's over.
>>3414954She's really really cuteI'd cuddle her any day
>>3414590>The very good beneath your feet begins to smolder and scab - literally scab over like an open wound>Desperate and terrified, you reach after to the citizens of Ponyville fleeing around you, crying for help and begging for forgiveness for each soul petrified by your touch. >The alien sound of your voice and the yonic pronunciations of your strange tongue only serve to shatter the sanity of the weak-willed>Soon, most of the town has been warped by your corruption, and you are powerless to stop yourself>The Mane Six soon arrive with the Elements in tow, horrified by the destruction you've wrought, disgusted by your grotesque presence, and driven by righteous fury to halt your reign of terror>You futiley scream for forgiveness one last time before the rainbow light of harmony traps you in stone, sealing away the darkness you've brought with you to Equestria>Celestia has your statute cast into the deepest pit available so that her subjects never risk coming upon the abomination that is you again, lest you somehow be set free.>Left completely immobile but aware, you wait in maddening stillness and solitude for years that pass by all too slowly.>One day, a group of Diamon Dogs discover your trapped remains. Immediately sensing something more to you than your eldritch appearance, they take you back to the others>A cult is soon formed around you, worshipping the black tinge exuded from your stoney form and offering you sacrifices in return for your dark blessings. >The stars will one day align, you will be freed. It will be your hand that blots the sun, your throat that swallows the moon, and your eyes that will witness Equestria become a perverse paradise sculpted after the image of your nature.
>>3414911>In the middle of Applejack scolding him you raise a good arm to try to stop her.>You admit that you told him you used to ride horses.(Trying to not tell her it was when you were ten.)>She looks back at him, a little less angry.>"Still, don't put him on any unbroken horse again...">"He didn't seem to mind me after awhile..." You admit, causing her to again turn to you.>"The horse or the brute?" She asks, nudging her brother.>"Both." you admit, causing her to laugh.>"If had told me he came from the city I would have laughed and called you a lair."
>>3414958Floppy pony is best pony.
>>3414951Every fucking time>Write a bunch of setup>Lose interest and go do something else>Come back because you actually want to write the awesome idea you had>Don't give a shit anymore
>>3414954>>3414960
>>3414953Yeah, I'm taking easy street. I got plans. To be in for at least four years. Educational and health benefits, along with military discounts. You want to call me cheap? The govt's providing it. At least I'll have actually joined the military in some way. The army has enough soldiers as it is, and if they don't, surprise surprise, that's what the reserves are for - to get more soldiers if they don't have enough.
Would you rather have a scary monster under your bed, in your closet, in your air vents, in your attic, in your shower with the curtain closed, or wondering around your house in the dark, peaking into the windows and knocking?
>>3415008what are you doing here, smiththere were no puns in those posts
>>3414960>>3414954let me explain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlC0BU_bY4&feature=related
>>3415021Whats scary is he is laughing...
>>3414959really though why do you guys care so muchmore importantly, what answer would be satisfactory?I mean what are you expectingare you waiting for me to say scat or snuff or something for the shock of itI'm sure whatever you end up with wouldn't be very satisfying
>>3415013i presume the wandering one is outside?hmm...is he a friendly monster?
>>3415020I know right?Everything sounds better in Russian
>>3415020I feel like I could listen to that in public.
>>3414997Would you give Pinkie a muscle relaxant?Would you flop her around like a sock puppet and use her to reenact a one-pony play?Would you bring her to bed and use her as a big floppy teddy bear?
>>3415031It'd just be cool to know
>>3414919>>3414933Come on! You must have some interesting fetishes, other than incest, setup and context, surely?
>>3415020That really is my favorite pony song not from the show. It's amazing.
So we ded?
>>3415031I haven't been asking, but I do admit that I'm sort of curious.I guess its like how you see someone on TV and want to know what they do when they think no one is watching?Either way, I fully expect to shrug a little and think "Huh, ok." before going on with my life.
>>3415046i'm pretty sure he said he enjoyed blindfolds and footplay at one pointy'know, likei'm pretty sure...
>>3415012>north korea gets pissed at everyone and start going apeshit>US needs to support 2 wars>ross gets shippedif only.
>>3415055We're dyingSoon we'll be in that hour and a half transition period.
>>3415031People are just curious, especially since you're well-known 'round these parts. I don't think you need to share if you don't want to, though.
>>3415021But don't they look alike in those photos?
>>3415072photos can't be puns, silly anon
>>3415044A big floppy sex teddy bear?
>>3415013I'd rather have a scary monster IN my bed. Assuming it's a sexy female scary monster.
Good morning MLPG, what are we going to achieve today? The possibilities are as endless as our imaginations!
>>3415079You've never watched the Matrix movies, have you?
>>3415083My niggapretty much the only thing /d/ is good for lately
>>3415080Well, it's not like she'd be able to resist, or say no.
>>3414938>Your hand thuds to the table, and Applebloom hoots excitedly.>"What'd I say, city-boy? What'd I say? Gonna have to toss more haybales if you wanna beat me!">you rub your sore arm>"Who says we're finished?">She raises an eyebrow, giving you a surprised grin.>"You wanna go again, huh?">She cracks her knuckles and sets herself up.>"Let's go again, then!">taking her hand, you start again, changing your strategy slightly; trying to overpower her isn't going to work.>As your hand grips hers, you hold your position - only exerting enough energy to resist and making her fight against you, wear herself down.>She furrows her brow deeper, her jaw working.>a few locks of hair frame her face, her golden eyes intensely locked onto your hand.>A thought flicks through your brain - "God, you're beautiful.">Suddenly, her hand is slapped to the table.>Oh, crap - did you say that out loud?
>>3415089>morningWelp. Time for bed.
Why does Pinkie Pie have the best gifs?
>>3415089Get a job? But I have a job. One I just got home from working for 10 hours and one I have to go back to in 8 hours to work another 10 hours.
>>3415013under the bed.but if scary monsters under the bed exist, then other monsters must also exist. vampires must exist.
>>3415105It's the only good thing about her.
>>3415105It only makes sense that the best pony would have the best gifs
>>3415031>what answer would be satisfactory?The truth?If you truly do not have any fetishes at all, just say so, but you're kinda egging people on by acting like you have some really secret fetishes that you are refusing to tell us about.If someone has a fetish so embarrassing that they refuse to talk about it, then logic says it must be something interesting.Or are you just teasing us to appear more mysterious and interesting?
>>3415106It funny but the only people who ever respond to things like get a job are people who already have jobs.
>>3415098>unconsensualNo thanks.
Sorry, quick update. Had to set up a dedicated email address for this project, as my other one isn't letting me send outgoing mail. To participate, flame, brainstorm, offer services (hosting, coding support, >greentext archives, artwork, etc) please use the attached address.Thanks! Pone on, pone people. More updates to come.
>>3415105because she's a Looney Tune character
>>3415108Did someone say vampires?
>>3415089The sun just set.I've just ponied for the entire day.Wow
>>3415100I guess that's one way to win.
>>3415095that TF thread was good.
>>3414941>Big Mac punches you in the face>Big Mac puts you on an unbroken horse>Big Mac gets your shoulder popped out of placeI don't think you know what "bro" means, Snark.
>>3415105You're just piast because she's your favorite.
>>3415108__________
>>3415113You talkin' shit bout' mah waifu?
>>3415117Because we're the only ones not lazy enough to respond.
>>3415089My plan is to not get enough sleep, shamble into my job that I hate, come home and fail miserably at the one thing I like to do, and then go to bed frustrated and repeat the cycle the next day.
>Song freezes right in the peak of the bridge
>>3415044>>3415080Does such a thing even exist?It might be a new addition to my fetishes...
>>3415117But I was about to respond and I've never had a job.
>>3415135I most certainly am.
>>3415131he didn't like you when he punched you.
A new horse for you gents>>3415150>>3415150>>3415150
>>3415105Looks like she really has to pee in that one. I like it.
>>3415083>You will never comfort a sergal pony who is afraid that all the normal ponies make fun of her behind her back>You will never give her a backrub then be her little spoon
>>3415143Of course it does, where do you think I got the idea?
>>3415116>If you truly do not have any fetishes at all, just say so, but you're kinda egging people on by acting like you have some really secret fetishes that you are refusing to tell us about.It's not super embarrassing or weird, it's just weird to be talking about it I guess?
>>3415159What's a sergal pony?
>>3414985And that concludes Anon Fthagn
>>3415095Cute tentacled monster babes?
>>3414989>After she leaves he walks up to you.>A massive hand cups your good shoulder as he looks down at you, concern in his face.>"You won't tell Applebloom about this? I never meant to cause you any harm.">You pat his massive arm and smirk.>"All that happened was I got on a horse I wasn't ready for. What kind work can I expect tomorrow?">"After that fiasco...you are workin light duty for awhile.">He grips your shoulder a little.>"You didn't need to step in for me like you did...thanks."
>>3415170see >>3415179A sergal is basically a giant furry rape machine
>>3415168Why? In here, that's practically normal. In fact, not talking about it is more weird than doing so.
>>3415162Greentexts needed. And/or art.
>>3415100>>3415126Someone IS reading! Whoohoo!>"H-hey! You cheated!">Great - you just made yourself look like a cheater AND a wimp. How are you gonna explain that you didn't MEAN to say it?>If you take it back and say you didn't mean it -- well, that's not an option either, now is it?>"Sorry...">It's the best thing you can think to say.>"S-sorry ain't good enough, city-mouse! You cheated... and that means... you gotta make it up to me!"
>>3415155>>3415131>>3414941>>3414911I thought we agreed that the "Big Mac is a Dick" stuff didn't happen.
>152 get
>>3415248Fuck, I meant 252...
>>3415216I'm capping all of this. It must be documented and archived.
>>3415312Great, post it in the new horse!
>>3416153>>3416153new horse where?
>>3420113Wow, is that a new record?We're here now.>>3418417>>3418417>>3418417>>3418417>>3418417
