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>>3392695YOU'RE A BUTT
Night horse?Okay!
>>3392695
>>3392597too late
>>3392719>"Would you like a hug?">"...Affirmative."
>your face when horse
>>3392737there better be gore
>>3392744You know I just realized that's S1 Luna. Someone should do an update.
>>3392749
>rape
>>3392695I'm alright with night horse.
>>3392515I will love you most of all stonedlestia fag. you beautiful beast.But seriously, I'm going to continue working on that soon, as part of my resolving process./spoiler]>>3392649Excite.Butts, I forgive like a teamkill in TF2; now you owe me to watch my back when I get to the scout in gungame.
>>3392749I can't get off
does anyone else gets turned on by the idea of pulling a pony's tail?
>>3392759>Wanting s2 luna over s1but how are you supposed to brush her starry mane?
Also GG, that idea you had awhile back, with the various dungeon monsters being roomies and such, that would be excellent fodder for a webcomic.Rosie the Rust Monster was a cutie~
>>3392766Oh god what the fuck happened there
>>3392776Not as much as I like that idea of pulling on that stubby part of Zecora's tail.
>>3392779If Pip can bite it I'm sure I can brush it.
>>3392781metals shouldn't pony while high/inebriated
>>3392776yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
JALM, you still with us?>>3387415>>3387415Turned out cute, but you rally need to revise her legs, especially hindlegs. They are broken and just wrong.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1222944?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3392776I do, I think that's the way to properly fuck a pony
>you will never flatter a pony
>>3392749>now I can enjoy life
>>3392799wow did it really fill up in just a minute?
>>3392737>Ruby getting raped by StitchesI hope glitter glue can pull this one together.
>>3392766And I even forgot my pony.
So after this femanon x soarin request, I think I'll tackle Big Macintosh next. If that femanon is around here, what would you like on your Big Mac?>>3392694I had an idea for Femanon x Braeburn but that was more of a Wild West Quest than a straight up fapfic. Maybe I'll run it after Adventures In Foalsitting
>a pony will never find you physically attractive>they will never emotionally bond with you>you will never lie in bed after hot pony sex and cuddle with your pony>you will never love them as much as they love you
>>3392847HURRYUPANDPOST IT
>>3392840pls tell me metalsis there ass worship yet/planned?
>>3392766>>3392840Don't pone while under the influence, folks.Think about the ponies.
>>3392847>>3392847Wait, you finished femanonxsoarin? i think I missed it - are to repost?
>>3392829also filbert, more recentlyand nan by santiagoand fem-muschio by a bunch of people
>>3392847YOU'RE writing the other one? Welp into obscurity mine will go.
>>3392856You could just replace "pony" with "person" but okay.
>>3392847The foalsitting sounds hilariously awesome.Are Chrysalis and Cadence having a competition to see who can do a better job / get payed more?
>>3392872>implying I'm not inebriated right nowI'm posting ponies and only my vidya and lack of sleep can stop me!
Rose, promise me you'll never draw porn.
>>3392879>nan by santiagoDang, I wish I could see that>fem-muschio by a bunch of peopleHoly fuck thats hilarious and probably pretty hot, maybeI like this guy's taste in commissions
>>3392895
>>3392856>you will never ask your favorite pony if she would like to go out on a date>she will never be thrilled rather than creeped out
>>3392856>you will never love them as much as they love youwell, humans suck
>>3392879Dude. You're totally killing my born again childhood.
>>3392906I think we need to talk about MLPG's madonna/whore complex for its artfags.
>>3392895Man, fuck reguloir people.
>>3392906i promise nothing.
>>3392893>Aspirant gets drunkSomehow I always pictured you as a saintly fellow that went to bed early after reading a few favorite Bible verses.I'm a little bit sad that my headcanon is busted.
>>3392886
>>3392847>I had an idea for Femanon x Braeburn but that was more of a Wild West Quest than a straight up fapfic.That sounds even better actually.I'd totally play BraeburnQuest
>>3392856Reality is so cruel
>>3392863so you like pone ass?
>>3392918man there are only so many times I can apologize to youbut I ain't changin' it>>3392907femmuschio is evidently not a very good dungeon crawler
>>3392924IMPOSTERYOU'RE NOT ROSE
>>3392893You should make drunken >feels
>>3392924Hah ha ha unf?
WAIT WHERE'S SOARINXFEMANON
>>3392863 I was thinking maybe, I have a huge thing for foreplay and cuddling/touching, so that was in there. Making it about her butt could be fun. Ideas!>>3392872Hey buddy cannabis and alprazolam are a light combination thank you very much. And besides, getting fucked up is a writefag ritual, like a sabbath or something
>>3392946Fluttertaur is a very loving...creature.
>>3392924you could've took the artist name off the filename before trying that
so i went out and bought some visual arts diariesi forgot why
>>3392949Please, I've cum to this plenty. I bet I was fapping to soashamedpony's work before anyone.And this doesn't even touch on what I'd like ass worship to touch on.
>>3392974it looks nothing like her stuff
>>3392934Oh I'm just buzzed and playing vidya while I wait to fall asleep.And no, I read the Imperial infantryman's Uplifting Primer before I go to sleep.
>>3392950>I ain't changin' itAh well, no hard feelings then.
>>3392968> And besides, getting fucked up is a writefag ritual, like a sabbath or somethingYou aint writing 'till you hallucinate that your keyboard just turned into moss.Not that I have ever done that or anything.but Ambien can fuck you up.
So how about dem best pony
>>3392967Tess lost all of his credibility and respect when he started drawing porn. What a complete tool.
>>3392893>>3392968BUT THE PONIESOkay I admit I'm a little drunk right now myself.I always end up severely oversleeping when I take xanax. Am I just not used to it?
>>3392970She loves having you near.Cuddling with her, caring for her wings, brushing her lovely mane, holding hands under the shade of a tree...All she wants is your company and your smile.
>>3393009just let the man draw what he wants, stop being such a bitch
>>3392996That sounds so comfyHoly shitWhy can't I type on moss
>>3393009>Baww, porn is the devil arts!
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1222972?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3393009I AGREE THAT HIM DOING PORN IS A GREAT TRAGEDY BUT WE SHOULD REALLY GET OVER IT BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE CHOSE TO DO
>>3393009hahahahahaahahahahahahahaHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>>3393009He's drawing what he wants to draw. Pull the stick out of your ass.
>>3393020Fluttertaur is strangely adorable.
>>3393009i don't have any problem with it... it's just that his porn isnt really porn. the style and look of it is jus too silly/cutsey. it will never be fap worthy, just a "haha look at this" kind of thing.
>>3393020What if I tried to give her a gentle kiss?
>>3393031You guys keep changing the passwords between games.Can't you just pick one and stick with it?
>>3393008sure, why not
>>3393054I wish we did stick with one, someone messed up the password on this one
>>3392749>that feel when horse and mlpg are my only friends
>>3393060Fluffy pony threads pls go.
>>3393049>hfw
>>3393056>>>/eqd/>>>/ponychan/>>>/bronychan/fucking bronies
>>3393060this is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
To you FlutterfagsHow do you think she'd be like once she's in a close relationship with you? Would she be completely open or still be shy at times?
>>3392958Dunno if that's such a good idea.If I crash it could turn into some real sad tales.
>>3393028It made it really hard to look at what the fuck I was typing.>Look at the screen to see if I got a word right.>Don't know why I was expecting to see a perfect screen.>It looks like every line it segmented from the others, like the screen is falling apart.Needless to say, it made writing >feels frustrating.
>>3393049Well she would probably blush and get all shy about it. But she'd tell you that she likes it.She'd like to do it again.
>>3393049>Gentle kiss>Read that as Genital kiss
>>3393060oh look, another tryhard "edgy" teenager who thinks gore and fluffypone threads make him cool.piss off, faggot.
Reposting.>>3392600>Gilda never makes idle threats.
>>3393098Nigga. You realize the only reason anyone posts fluffy pony shit in here is hoping for a mutual "wow that's really terrible" moment. They're not trying to seem edgy. Stop getting so mad at everything.
>>3393085Very clingy still shy
>>3393095That comes much, much later
>>3393085She'd be more open, but she'd still be vanilla as fuck, which I'm okay with.She'd still have that shyness I'm sure, it's just her personality judging off what we know.
>>3393087Then don't crash.
>>3393083>terrifyingboy do i have something for you.
>>3393049
>>3393112To acknowledge its terribleness is to acknowledge that it exists. And I refuse to do that.
>>3393087Oh come on they are usually hilarious when done properly.>Doing something properly when drunk.
>Download album>56 kbpsThere is no excuse for this.
>>3393095Enjoy your herpes
>>3393085If Fluttershy know you real well, she would not be that shy at you. Its only the first time she met you when she really, REALLY shy.
>>3393115>>3393115Would you kiss Fluttershy in her vagina gently? How would she react?
>>3393080>Luna>Not best pony while questDo you even MLPG?
>>3393120
>>3393120AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is it wrong that i want pony crossover of this part?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gbmY8olPvg&feature=player_detailpage#t=15s my autism is showing
>>3393148Clearly you dont.
>>3393113>>3393117>>3393141What if she's perfectly comfortable with you because she doesn't feel threatened by you at all? She's even comfortable enough to give you bellyrubs. Would it make sense for her to still be shy?
>>3393103Focus. FOCUS!Keep your hold on her hair firm. We are still the ones pulling the strings here.
>>3393130i like to laugh at terrible things it makes like more of a joke to know that such things exist.
>>3393120WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLOPPITY FUCK
>>3393010Probably. But I always found them a little clear headed, just clumsy.
>>3393148>Lunafag apologetics
>>3392879> SantyI will eat your face.I would seriously pay... like... I don't know, actually... What would be a good price for the public release of a quest you are already being paid for by another person to draw?Because I am 100% serious.
>>3393148> keeping up with the treadsDo I look like a faggot who has nothing else to do with his life?
>>3393092>making out with fluttertaur outside under a shady tree>feeling a cool breeze as you run your fingers through her hair and hold her closeWhy cant she be real /co/? ;_;
>>3393131What he said!Come on Asp! Live a little!
>>3393120I love crab ponies!
>>3393164>Would it make sense for her to still be shy?Depends. She's still pretty quiet and reserved around her close friends, so I can only assume it would be the same way with a significant other. Especially with bodily functions, that is a given with her personality.
>>3393170And I don't like giving attention to things that don't deserve it. Especially when everything they do reeks of begging for attention
>>3393120it kinda scared me, no joke
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1222987?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3393183If she were real she would be nothing like what you imagine.Welcome to reality. its so cruel
>>3393178is that you Teaton
>>3393164Well, she really close to you. She would blush as red as a tomato as you rub her belly. She will enjoy it. Her manner of speaking, she might stutter here or there as she enjoying it.
>>3393225>rub her bellyNo, she's the one rubbing your belly.
>>3393225what if you were to make Fluttertaur fat?i think it would make her all the better.
>>3393214>FULLMAKE IT BIGGER FAGGOTS
>>3393245Would she get fat all over, or just get an adorable squishy and round pony belly
>>3393164>She's even comfortable enough to give you bellyrubsWould you let a pony give you a belly rub? Which one?
>>3393244You can take turns rubbing each other's bellies.
>>3393244With her belly.
>>3393263I would let Twilight give me a belyrub. For science.
>>3393263Obvious answer.
This thread just got ADORABLE.
>tfw no GF
>>3393244Oh, misread that. I might enjoy it. I wonder how it feel to have a marshmallow hooves rubbing your tummy?
>>3393284not goodhooves are hard
>>3393282Don't worry, a new episode will come out soon.
>>3393245>chubby fluttertaur>nice big pone belly to rub>soft, warm body for exquisite cuddlingI can get behind this idea.
>>3393263>Pony sees your belly.>Thinks the males of your species carry their young.
>>3393263>>3393278>Implying royalty would rub your pleb peasant bellyGet real, horsefags.
>>3393292>marshmallow pony hooves>harddo you evenwatchtheshow
POST THEFUCKINGSTORYDAMNIT
>>3393218noi am far too insecure to speak my true name
>>3393244>tfw you'll never be dommed by fluttertaur's powerful physique>tfw you take it all in silence, because she's too shy to tell you to do anything, but you let her do whatever she wants to you>tfw you'll never feel fluttertaur's wandering hands go down your pants, or explore your comparatively tight asshole.>tfw you'll never get to stare at fluttershy's contented face, her eyes closed, while she focuses on the feelings of her fingers around and inside you.
>>3393267I like this idea.>>3393263TwilightThen I'd make her let me rub her belly too
>can't understand art textbook due to the use of a really pretentious writing styleso wheres that anon that wanted a kung pow stream
>>3393263If a princess use her hooves isn't that painful?
>>3393304Post a page
>>3393295what
GUYS GUYS GUYSWHAT IF GUYS WHAT IFWHAT IF OMG YOU GUYS...
>>3393294LKLK where are youwhere are you LK
>>3393279>Rose doesn't paint anymore
>>3393307hehe
>>3393301pls go
>>3393296>implying she wouldn'tlike Celestia's ever let royalty stand in the way of doing what she wants before
Thought I'd try something new tonight, actually practice drawing ponies. Usually I'd just figure everything out during a drawing, I never took the time to study and sketch them before. Which might explain my inconsistencies between drawings.
>>3392877>>3392877>>3392877>>3392877>>3392877>>3392877ffsstop being a afggot
>>3393304>can't understand textbook writingThat's called illiteracy, anon.You should work on that.
>>3393307Derpy is still adorablest pone
>>3393167I was being intentionally vague as to what Anon was doing to Gilda that makes her so hot and bothered, but now I'm wondering if that wasn't such a good idea.>she gives you a lopsided half-grin, smug, feral, yet with a sultryness one wouldn't expect to see out of a rough-edged girl like her.>You continue working at her with your free hand, your other hand holding on to a fistful of her hair as the shower needles its way over both of you and your erection presses into her back.>You know that smile.>That's the smile that says, "It's fun-time."
>>3393296>>3393308Hey, I was just posting Luna because I could.But I'd let her rub my belly, if she deigned to.I bet Pinkie would rub my belly though. Or Fluttershy.
>>3393326no.i must sexualize everything, even fluttertaur.
>>3393307d'awww>you will never have Derpy as your best friend
>>3393331Anyone else notice the CMC didn't send her a paper with that personal apology for the Gabby Gus shit they pulled?
>>3393301>Fluttertaurstopped reading there
>>3393298This fantasy anatomy some of you have is so absurd. How could a pony exist if it has no bones or cartilage? It wouldn't be able to move.
>>3393355I just want nonsexual >feelsis that too much to ask
>>3393355i will kill youplsdon't make mewhy don't you believe me
GET YOUR STINKING HOOFS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY PONY
GW2 MLP Servers:Jade Quarry - MurricaDesolation - Yuropoors
>youtube in charge of not fucking up all of your subcriptions
>>3393363Damn look at them pecksPinkie is fucking ripped
>>3393382GW2?It's out?
>>3393382Hey gais, I tried to make an Asura engineer but as soon as I typed in the name and clicked next it booted me back to the character selection screen. It didn't happen with the cat or human race, any ideas?
>>3393349sorry. I guess I failed a perception check somewhere
>>3393307That third panel cracks me up every time.
>>3393370bitch its magic i aint gotta xplain shit.have some pinkie pie blowing up balloons the pinkie way.
>>3393314Working at Wal-Mart
>>3393378Is it that time again?
>>3393310>>3393339shut up ;_;
>>3393388FUCK YOUI SEE IT NOW
>>3393402> just posted> every timewhat?
>average person in MLPG
>>3393404oooh, whos this artist?
>>3393405LK, you draw today?How about some erotic with celest pone.
>>3393404>Oh boy a dick!
>>3393378I would if I wasn't vidyaing. After this round, perhaps.
>>3393355I'm down for sexualized fluttertaur as long as it's still loving>you will never feel fluttertaur wink hard around your cock>you will never grip her pony haunches as she clutches a pillow with her top half, gripping it tightly as you pound her>you will never hear her try to muffle her moans with the pillow, her maresex gulping frantically around your cock, belying her otherwise shy nature
>>3393407That time?Time for teen humans?
>>3393418I keep looking back at it and it's still funny!
>>3393379>>3393378To be fair, Fluttertaur could be sexy as hellShe would weigh a lot more than you you know. All that mass, even if she wasn't chubby.Would you still let her lay on top of you, your head between her haunches while you worked on her cute, if large, slit?Would you want her front legs on either side of your hips, while she woken your shaft with her hands, occaisionally bending down to lick at the tip with her surprisingly broad tongue?
>>3393421>pinkie pie>fluttershy>dashHaha no.
>>3393425PK
>>3393405>that feel when cart pusher at Wal-Mart
>>3393425http://kecunlimited.tumblr.com/
>>3393421>An MLPG user>Having any of those thingsYes, lets go to LE REDDIT and post shit we find from there. That would be a great use of all our time.
>>3393421ohohoho, oh you.
>>3393378>>3393379noi will corrupt and pervert everything you hold dear.i am incapable of having >feelsbeyond that which is sexual, and therefore any connection i have with anyone, fictional or otherwise, must be sexual in nature.you must understand.I will not be stopped.
>>3393413>discordFUCKING PONYSHIT GETTING INTO MY LITERACY BOOKS WHAT THE FUCK BRONIESWHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR SHIT?!
>>3393432Why do you always do this when I'm too tired to contribute anything coherently?
>>3393431>>3393434now this...this I think I like
>>3393421>actually working on somethingThat guy has nothing to do with mlpg
>>3393421Holy shit I want that mug.... except that's way too small. I need one of those jumbo mugs.Fuck why are all the mugs with cool things on them single cup? That is not enough coffee to suit my needs.
>>3393458but it's not even midnight yet!
>its 3 am>im sitting here eating aged cheddar>with nothing, just the cheddar>reading mlpgive lost control of my lifere upon
>>3393431>>3393434I fucking hate you people.Just one thing, one thing that isn't sexualized to fucking hell and back.
>>3393445How does it feel to be someone with special needs?
>>3393450Anyone remember the day we found that "Bronies gone wild" subreddit?
>>3393405>Working at Wal-MartYou poor, poor soul.
>>3393404that looks like pk's work.sauce please?
>>3393479oh come on. at least there's feelings behind the sex this time
>>3393453So you're mentally deficient?
>>3393405>tfw I now know LK works night shifts at Wal-MartI don't know what I expected
>Click on a spoilered image while scrolling past a gay thread on /co/>I don't know what I expected.jpgSomeone post that picture
>>3393479If there's one thing in this fandom I hate, it's the porn
>>3393479Marker Pony It'll happen anon, mark my words
>>3393479I agree Anon, but this the internet, you know?
>>3393490It is PK, scroll up
>>3393479
>>3393479There are lots of things that aren't sexualized.Marker pony, plane ponies, that DT thing, Rumblescoot, more than you'd expect, really.
>>3393405Haha!>tfw retail employee.
>>3393395Try again and see if it work. Right now, A LOT of people are playing those guys, even me. Female Asura are fucking cute.
>>3393515Thanks for the list, I'll get cracking.
>>3393009>tess lost all credibilitywhen you found out he's a guy
>>3393474To you - it's 2 in the morning out here.
>>3393515>RumblescootYeah, about that.......
>>3393475
>>3393497>>3393499> "I don't know what I expected"loooooooooong_neck.png
>>3393503>Marker Pony's moods are based on the MLPG's, making her a night owl as much of the time as possible.>Her fetishes keep in real time with MLPG's as well, making her unpredictable in bed>It's borderline a seizure as she attempts to fulfill twelve fetishes at once>always ends in an ambulance
>>3393515> plane poniesAlready has been done.>DT thingBut porn of her already exists.>RumblescootMaybe not, but Rumbletwins has.
>>3393524so much this
>>3393490http://kecunlimited.tumblr.com/tagged/mlp
>>3393522>Marker pony.Someone will show up at your house.Just a fair warning.
>>3393524>seriously thinking he was a girl
>>3393518>Want to roll Slyvari mesmer>THEY CAN ONLY HAVE RED SKINGODDAMNIT ARENANET
>>3393307oh my gosh
>>3393539>She sees it all.She has to be a very, very fucked up pony.
>>3393445Well at least LK gets to see fat people
>>3393541>RumbletwinsIt's only sexualized in that really forced "They're older and he's younger, therefore they are CLEARLY fucking each other" sort of way.
>>3393479too bad, I do what I want.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223033?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3393541>Already has been done.Post it? Is it artwork or greentext?
>>3393541>RumbletwinsI didn't know embarrassing him to death counted as porn.
>>3393568
I don't mean to alarm the four of you. But I am actually doing the page.
>>3393539>Marker interprets greentext as a human mating ritual>As she does with >rape>So when you reject her advances she 'plays along' and advances things>She tends to get excited and start yelling greentext>"IMPLYING I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOU DOWN">"IMPLYING YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THIS"
>>3393572Except for the obviously sexualized SS implications art.
>>3393578>tiarawhy in charge of anatomy
>>3393566>Anon offers her a bowl of ice-cream.>She screams in terror for six straight minutes before messily tearing into the frozen treat.
>>3393421>good quality figurethumbs up, mlpg
>>3393579I didn't save it because I save no porn.But I can tell you it was Blitz.
>>3393586>rejecting marker pony's advances
>>3393532everyone must follow that guy
>>3393588>Anon in charge of not being madThatps not him.
>>3393566>At a family reunion>Butts general starts in, she can't stop focusing on other people's butts>It keeps getting worse, Ross art flashes in her eyes>It shifts towards farts, she leaves immediately
uh.
>>3393499I regret not saving the 'Nanaki Dick' edit
>>3393586GREATER THAN YOUR TEARS AND BLOOD WILL BE ALL THE LUBE I NEED
>>3393584I'm listening.what is it exactly?
>>3393607Do you have a no futa version?
>>3393578>Twilight will never smile in bliss as you slowly penetrate her
>>3393599I don't believe you.
>>3393605>It shifts towards farts, she leaves immediatelyMarker pony is my nigga.
>>3393599>porn of Blitzyou'd best not be serious.
>>3393601mah nigga, I was just about to post that word for word.
>>3393607Well, I'm sure the guy who requested that will be happy.
>>3393605>Nighttime kicks in.>She starts getting emotional and >feely
>>3393615Nah, she doesn't yell the greater thanshe gestures them with her hoovesand softly whispers spoilers in to your ear
>>3393584>>3393584Excellent
>>3393559I made a blue skin Slyvari. Check the color palate at the bottom, there should be an option for other skin colors. More specifically, the Color option in the Head Option.But yeah, Asura have some neat animation.
>>3393566she sees it all.it is a part of her.she likes herself, and therefore, whatever is posted here.>tfw you'll never be the subject of Marker Pone's fetishes.>tfw Marker Pone will never dom you like the people in the greentext stories.
>>3393587The obviously forced /ss/ art? Yes, that too.
>>3393630Nope.Only sickeningly adorable ponoes.
>>3393603i absolutely love how he coloursit's stunning
>>3393637She had her ass facing the viewer, looking back with a smirk.It had mare bits on it.
>>3393649Woah wait, how can I play GW2?
>>3393607um
>>3393623
>>3393656So...does this make Marker Pone Futa?
>>3393660i'm in love with his character designs.
>>3393662That's the one I was talking about.
>>3393649I tried fucking with the color palates at the bottom, either it's bugged for me or the skin colors are limited by class
>>3393662...who drew it?
>>3393607The dick's attached in a weird place, but other than that unf
>>3393607mmm
>>3393664Right now, its Beta and this is the last day. Kind of hard to find a beta key (I don't have any) and download 13-15 GB worth of stuff in time.
>>3393584>It's going to update.Oh shit.OH SHIT.AW SHIT SON!WE GUNNA SEE SUM SHIT GOIN DOWN NIGGUH
>>3393685>hiding fat in pantsnolegs go in pantsnot belly's
>>3393599I think I remember someone talking about drawing it, but I don't remember actually ever seeing it.Whether it exists or not though, it doesn't matter.Porn of something existing isn't nearly enough to sexualize something, at least by how I would define it.I wouldn't say a thing is sexualized until sex involving said thing is brought up at least 1/3 of the time that thing is mentioned.So, maybe sleepy pony is, thanks to that fapfic, because it actually does get mentioned fairly often, but no way plane ponies are.
>>3393662>>3393678>>3393675Someone plz post itplzderpibooru/img link?plz
>>3393672Only if she wants to beShe has some self control, right?
>>3393664You can't. Tomorrow is the last day of the last beta weekend. The game will be out proper at the end of August.
>>3393669I'd rub that tummy. I'd give it a little scratch as well....Would a pony's legs start kicking if you scratched their belly?
>>3393581>Rumble blushing beet red as they hug and coddle himI can never get enough of that
>>3393607Oh cool, that was mine, thanksThat bulge is adorable, and sexy
>>3393702>Marker Pony's gender exists in a state of quantum flux
>>3393695>She thinks she is hiding it.
We need a Marker pony version of this.
>>3393669Unf thank you very much.
>>3393696>people still mentioning that fapfic I wroteReally?
>>3393704Only if you find the right spot.
>>3393685HOW DO YOU GET SO FAT THAT YOU HAVE A FRONT ASS. SHE HAS AN ASS, IN HER FRONT.
>>3393617It's a sorta reboot of what I was already doing.Wizard in Equestria.
>>3393539"Okay, now spank me with that paddle while I'm tied up and you're force feeding me large amounts of cake and calling me the most worthless unlovable pone whom only you appreciate because I'm your perfect waifu. While we're outside, on the edge of the roof, as you're railing into my ass so that I have to fight you not to fall over. Make sure you'r wearing the Mare Do Well costume. Now, halfway through I want you to scream 'Oh god, I can feel her in my mind!' and then start babbling about how Princess Celestia is making you feel so pretty, and tell me how you'll do Celestia's will and make me a mother. Talk our foals a lot. Like, really, just start talking about how it's going to be great to see me pregnant while name dropping Celestia constantly. Then I want you to start cutting up my flank with razors and sucking on more horn with lots of slobber, and just before you climax I need you to fart in tandem with me.""That's only eleven fetishes.""I'm also in estrus.""... Okay."
>>3393708It really is adorable.There needs to be more art, there's more greentext stories than art.
>>3393716>Some nights she fills in for the Slutty Mare>Some nights server errors mix up her appointments>Some anons do not get the Slutty Mare they were supposed tohow many innocent anons have gotten dunked, I wonder?
>>3393696>>3393725Fun thing, actually, but this is the only fapfic I read (besides TAW's EPRs). And you know what? It was quite mediocre. In fact, it was quite bad.No wonder i don't read fapfics/fanfics at all.
>>3393742Ooh, link?
>>3393734You should have seen my history teacher in high school. The man was practically a perfect oval.
>>3393747>shota rumble pornwhy does no one make it....
>>3393680is it? well, if anyone could help, I'd fix it. sometimes I am not good at penis
>>3393676Look at the picture, I just done it for myself. Color on head option.
>>3393759pedo pls go>ib4 denial
>>3393725Every few times Sleepy comes up, yeahAs far as I know, its still literally the only material for that fetish that exists for ponies
>>3393759Because fuck you that's why.
>>3393747If people request it I draw it. I think it's adorable too.
>>3393698>>3393698>>3393698>>3393698please respond
>>3393761...so in GW2 you can play as Na'vi, I see.
>>3393750Yeah, I know. I didn't put any effort into it and just wrote it all out at once stream-of-consciousness style in one sitting.
>>3393674clark has at least seven years of art school. it's easier to be less jealous of him than someone self taught or whatever. i always thought it was really interesting that he's got so much under his belt, and he uses all of that to draw some circlesand an oval
>>3393759Because I don't know who rumble isotherwise I would do it
>>3393744>tfw everything but farting there gives me bonersI should have found something other than the internet to raise me
>>3393747Guess we need to pester more drawfags with caps going "Draw this shit!"
>>3393774Something like that. They are walking bisexual plants.
>>3393773no
>>3393773The General willed it off the internet.
>>3393787
>>3393744my fucking sides
>>3393401>>3393349>she reaches behind her back, and grabs your penis.>she starts to slowly pump it, gripping you firmly in three fingers as your cock gives a great involuntary twitch in her warm palm.>Every few seconds, you feel the edge of her fingernail running along a fold in your scrotum, sending a buzz through you like an electric pulse.
>>3393793I've been too timid to do it up until now because I didn't want to be accused of forcing shit.
>>3393747>Dat school dance fic.
>>3393787younger brother of thudnerlane.for that matter I just want young colts with adult equines.someone + mrs. cakeor one of cheeriles students with her.
>>3393787he's a colt who appeared for approximately 2 seconds in Hurricane Fluttershyas such, he has of course garnered a colossal following and become a fandom darlingthis fandom fucking sucks.
>>3393815OK, I'll keep that in mind.
>>3393747How many greetexts are there of Rumbletwins? I only have 1, and I want more.
>>3393773Here you go.
>>3393797>>3393799> mlpg in charge of not being faggotsno wonder all cool people leave you
>>3393826You sound bitter.
>>3393831What is that, its actually kind of cool?
>>3393806Not saying to do it all the fucking time.But the greenfics usually have some shit that would make adorable as fuck pics.
>>3393748there are no accidental dunkings. it only happens to those who deserve it, whether they know they deserve it or not. the Dunking Stallion operates on a completely different level. much like the Grim Reaper, he is never wrong.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223057?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3393814THERE'S SO MANY
>>3393760The more I look at it the more I think the problem is that it's mashed up against her chub like that. As hot as that is, I don't think the pose affords it naturally - that cock would be hanging down more. The position it's in makes it look like the cock is attached to her belly and not coming from her crotch.
>>3393826Don't pretend this hasn't happened beforeTo characters that had even less screen time, no lines, and no actual name
>>3393831i think i see it
>>3393829This Rumblescoot blurb has some Rumbletwins stuff in the last post
>>3393838No clue.
>>3393764>not using glorious double standardit would be cool cause its a guy.
>>3393760I think it might start too low?It looks a little like its growing out of the floor, maybe.I'm not an artist, so take it with a grain of salt
>>3393835no, i seem bitteryou do not know what i sound like because your current contact with me extends only to text and text does not make soundin any case, >fanon
>>3393751I never put a new layout to the page or even a picture for the avatar. Also kinda hate the past drawings in it. Glad I redesigned the Wizard.http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/And for those that did follow this, I'm retconning his arm. Fuck that fake arm shit.
>>3393532HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI totally fucking do that when the bag is almost empty, followed by some nacho chips if I have them.
>>3393854>not giving them obvious names for easier categorization
>>3393842That's reassuring.So then the slutty mare wouldn't mind playing a stallion for a night, would she?
>>3393847at least the people involved with that had the decency to ship those characters with other background character
>>3393607more dicks please, i'm not gay.
>>3393847that is the phenomenon to which i was referring and at which i am exasperated
>>3393867>you do not know what i sound like because your current contact with me extends only to text and text does not make soundYeah, you're definitely bitter.Otherwise you wouldn't be getting hung up on petty things.
>>3393844Oh god that's so fucking cute
>>3393867>People are talking about greentexts again.>Little made up stories about characters from a show.>I better get out that >fanon I have.>That will show them how wrong they are for doing this.>Those fuckers.
>>3393878I'm too lazy for that.
>>3393669You're an amazing lass. Thank you so much.
>>3393890
>>3393879she is whatever you want her to be. if you want her to be him, then she's him.
>>3393881Scratch was first exclusively shipped with Rainbow Dash.Don't be so petty. If anything just disregard things you don't like as >shipping>fanonso there's less>whining
>Season 3 finally comes.>Marker pony huddled in corner, blank expression on her face.>Various anons sprawled around the room, some shivering, muttering incoherently to themselves.>Door opens, anon walks in.>"Hey everyone, new episode tomorrow!">no response>"Marker, what happened?" "Why aren't you excited?" "Season 3 is here!">Marker looks up, her eyes are blank.>"b-b-but anon, its only been thirteen days"
>>3393898juststop having funit offends me.
>>3393901
>>3393867>no, i seem bitter>you do not know what i sound like because your current contact with me extends only to text and text does not make soundholy fuck dude you sure told him
>>3393878Well this one's always been my favorite
OKAY FINE>so like this one time those twins were babbysitting rumble or some shit>they was wiggling dey asses all up in rumbles face>he be getting all flustered and whatnot you know how it be>day both kiss him>awkward horse poner>twins be all laughing at his ass>nothing else happen>rumble maturbates to this later when he be all groweded up
>>3393913NO FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN
>>3393922Bitter
>>3393915>red oc>not visually offensiveBut how?
>>3393921Oh man I love that one.
>>3393934>filenameU mad scootaloo?
>>3393924What the fuck are these from? I've seen the Fluttershy one and Rarity was posted up above. Are there more?
>>3393922Time for you to take a dive back into the piss.
>>3393915>thumbnail>expect chubby red pone>it's just her pretty dress hanging looselyWell fuck
I've got a thing for FluttershyShe seems like she'd be a pony that would just like to hold youFor no reason other than being with youYou wouldn't talk, you'd just hold each otherand you'd both be happyI'd like a pony like that
well shit
>>3393831That is... actually kindof cute.
>>3393934I like this one
>>3393942I HAVE NO CLUEI just wanted to be cool
>started playing homowars2 on the horsefuck server>get to lvl 5>the quest i am on is recommended lvl10 and too hard for me to kill the bosswhat the fuck am i supposed to do?
>>3393961There's so many.
>>3393915can i get a link to this pls?
>>3393965nut up and beat that motherfucker to deathlike a manunless you're a girl, then do it like a girl
Glitter Glue, why don't you try and cheat us out of our money?We understand and would accept your charging outrageous prices for your doodles. Like a .gif of 0r0 being burned alive. I'd pay good money for that
>>3393831Which side is the ass or head?..or both
>>3393957Even you can be a lovable generous billionaire teddy bear anon
Hey ass worship anon, I dug this up for you.
>>3393974http://askredribbon.tumblr.com/
>>3393973>Aspirant will never continue that story
>>3393962I am so witty.
please stop acting like Day, NMLPG. you're better than this.
>>3393975there is 2 enemies and they keep reviving eachother its complete bullshit
>>3393997BETTER POST SOME WASPS AND WRESTLERS RIGHT
My money is leaping out of my wallet!
>>3393973I wrote like half of them.I'm slightly ashamed for forcing shit, but people seemed to like it so I didn't stop.
>>3393988You want to fight about that, bitch nigga'?
>>3393997I blame the Rumble hating faggot anon.
GET IN 1 MOREhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223057?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3393997BETTER POST SOME MACROPHILIA
>>3393953Fluttershy is the chillest of the 6mane. I like her for that.
>>3394010I helped man, I'm sure there were others.You wrote some good jobs
>you will never crash in bed, your body and mind drained from a long day of hard work>Applejack will never plop down beside you, in the same state>The two of you will never just lay there, glowing in each other's warmth and comfort>It will never be too hot for covers, so the two of you just lay on top, gently holding one another>The two of you will never drift to sleep happily, listening to the rhythmic familiar sound of the cicadas
>>3394010It's not forcing if people like it, anon.
>>3394006RIGHT
>>3394006>WRESTLERSYEAH
>>3393909it was a joke, anon you need to be more chill
>>3394016QUICKLY! EVERYONE IN TO ALOE'S GIANT ASS-SPA!
>>3393939FIRE IN THE DISCOFIRE IN THE DISCO
>>3394025> listening to the rhythmic familiar sound of the cicadasOh man this part just hit me hard with nostalgia.
>>3393988If I ever met Trixie and she wanted a hug, I wouldnt. I'd just turn and push her away.Turn and push.Turn and push.
>>3393997fuck this shitty thread, I'm going to sleep
>>3394006well, since you asked, okay.
>>3394043Abracadaniel pls go
>>3394041Ah fuck man, now I have to listen to it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQQeg3jYgOA
>>3394047>I'll just shipost because it's funny lol
>>3394012Bitch I will scream and run away from you in the most intimidating way.
>>3393997>NMLPGThere is no night time mlpg on friday / saturdayBut that doesn't mean we can't teach these younger kids a thing or two about chill
>>3394033
>wanted to get friend off story done today>ended up spending the day with friend>feel like I was wasting my time not working on my little pony fanfictionOh the iron knee
ANTShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAggi3eqYhg&feature=player_embedded
>>3394017>Fluttershy is the chillesthaha no
>>3394052Who is the worse wizard/magician, Trixie or Abracadaniel?
>>3394059Okay I ran out of pics, pls post RD's, Rarity's and AJ's if any
>>3394066reu plsno
I JUST MET YOUAND THIS IS CRAZY
>>3393987How do you even remember that I was supposed to.
>An entire villain themed around one of my favorite albumsoh ArakiI'd let you fuck my cold dead corpse as you sucked the blood from my body
>>3393976I looked up his commissions info and it was "so I'll draw you a picture and then you just pay me how much you think it's worth" and I was like "whaaaaaat"GG, you are too nice. Stop it. Stop it right now. I mean. How have you even managed to survive this long> oh waitSTOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGSJUST... JUST TAKE IT. TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY
>>3394066reu pls
>>3394071Fluttershy is the most chill when everything is going ok. When things turn sour, she becomes the most unchill.She's at a ready state of chill normaly, but is easy unchilled
>>3394071I think she is.But man, I would love to sleep with Dash up on a cloud.Completely nonsexually. Just being up there man.
>>3394071Pinkie Poe is pretty chill if she wanted to.
>>3394071She has the highest average chill
Which pony loves large insertions?What about cum inflation?
Guys, what if you had a pony that worked in a mattress shop, and was literally made from the world's best memory foam?She could hold cups for you, she could be a pillow, she could be a splash toy for the pool, she could derive intense pleasre for each thing forced into her mold, stretching her body in all the right ways.
>>3393845whoever requested it asked that it'd be pressing her belly up or something like that, so I tried to pull that off. I tried fixing it here to still look okay but try to stick to the request. hopefully it looks better
>>3394098Pink Theist is awful pony
>>3394091balancedi like it
>>3394091Chill is resilience to rustling, if you're easily rustled then you were never really chill in the first place
>>3394104You're an awful pony, anon.
>>3394100Time for bed.
>>3394081http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPC5y2gHWO4
>>3394091If you unchill her enough, she becomes her father.With wings."Funny thing about that, I have her trained to do just that with a simple key word."
>>3394099>highest average chillthis is an unfair characterization. she's more timid than she is chill. it's hard to say a person is just going with it in a chill manner when their default attitude is go with it whether you want to or not.why not rainbow dash for most chill
>>3394100Wubgoggle
>>3394102not the original requester but i think it looks more natural here. i like it.
>>3394094>you will never rest on a cloud, feeling the billowing softness like the finest bed >rainbow Dash will never lay beside you, snoring gently with her head resting on your chest >You will never lay there, enjoying her company and the wonderful view of the world as the sun sets>You yourself will never gently fall asleep to the distant comforting sound of thunder echoing across the landscape
>>3394107>>3394134oh, maybe applejack then
>>3394102Much better!
>>3394102saved both. i dont even know why.
>>3394100Rarity or Fluttershy
Butts are gross.
>>3394134Rainbow Dash flys off the handle way too quickly to be chill.You can't be chill and loyalty.
>>3394137
>>3394134>>3394107OkFluttershy would be the chillest with her special someoneLike super chill
>>3394101This sounds like one of those silly things that I could end up fapping to exclusively for a week.I don't know whether I want it continued or not
>>3394166And then Rubble raped Pound Cake
>>3394166>tfw can't fly
Seriously, femanonxsoarin when
>>3394137oh lord this feelsuch a cozy feel
>>3394166
>>3394157Fuck, if I had something that could do it on this netbook I'd make a 2 frame .gif of both versions at maxspeed
>>3394192Even Pound cake is better than Fluttershy.
>>3394082I was looking forward to it...
>>3394121>Fluttershy's father secretly trained her to be a cold, murder machine, something that sits inside of her mind in wait, until it hears the command word.>She doesn't even know about it.>He did it just to see if he could.
>>3394166I know that feel.
>>3394189He said he wrote it already but the faggot does not want to post it
>>3394217Me, Dash is a disgusting pony.
>>3394214Anon are you Pound Cake?
>>3394217hahawell done anoncan someone drop some scootaloo paint in there?
>>3394193
>>3394234
weird
>you will never wake up to the gentle sunshine streaming the window and the smell of baking bread, making you hungry>you will never gently look down at Pinkie Pie cuddled in your arms, still asleep>you will never watch her for a short while, watching her lips occasionally creep up into a smile and make soft little dreamy giggles >you will never be amused to have Gummy come from nowhere, waddle across the bed and wedge himself between the two of you
>>3394243
>>3394240Uh, sureWhat's the lady on lady version of /ss/?
>>3394212What kind of fucked-up father would do something like that to his daughter?
>>3394217I still don't know what /ss/ stands for exactly
Drinking at a pony bar, pony mare starts hitting on you, says she's "Never seen a human one before."Would you indulge her curiosity?
>>3394234No, but I do have wings.Kind of.
>>3394250yeah, that's not very good
>>3394260/ll/
>>3394247These faces really creeps me out. Why would anyone think they are "sexy"?
>>3394262Straight Shotacon, big women on little kids.
>>3394260Pedophilia.Lesbianism.
>>3394215i thought he said he'd have it done for you in a few days.
>>3394267Are you mexican?
>>3394261You must not know how his mind works.You see it as horrible.He sees it as an ace in the hole.She doesn't remember any of it anyway.Not like it hurt her or anything.
>>3394280Because people have different taste.
>>3394208Well, I may have to rectify this then.
>>3394266That's an challenge to a drinking contest if I've ever heard one
I ..love you anontripsmile
Which ponies love cavorting the most ?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223109?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3394289wat
>>3394266For some reason berry always associated for me with this picture.I, uh, I really want to see a different perspective on this scene. If you know what I mean.
>>3394135scherzo, more of like this please
>>3394296
>>3394329The general told me once that mexicans can fly.
>>3394294Their tastes are shit. Really low tier.Plebeians.
goddamn i am too slow.
Soarin' x Femanon by the guy who said he'd do it yesterday.http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2
Your favorite pony is a little foal. It's way past their bed time, but they insist that they are not tired and wont stop fighting you about it.What do you do?
>>3394243It needs to loop
>>3394331man, i really like that picture. it's the stupidest thing. like, they've never seen a vagina before? but their faces sell it. they look more like fascinated than whatever else expression a face could have
>>3394374Supress her or finger her butthole.
>>3394360GOD DAMMITsaved
>>3394360WELP, I saw that coming
>>3394331Ah, so you would want to see Berry Punch sloppily leaning over the bar, her marecunt slightly open as grabs her drink?
UNOFFICIAL AND UNRECORDED AND UNCOUNTED HEADCANON POLL TIME!Which of these do you prefera.) Ponies do not got into heat. They have a normal human-like sexuality.b.) Ponies are uninterested in sex most of the year. Except when they go into heat, where they become desperately, almost uncontrollably hornyc.) Somewhere inbetween. Most of the year they have between normal to a bit lower then normal sex drive hen a human. A few times a year they are a little hornier and easier to turn ond.) okay horse fucking is hot and all but fuck is that ALL you think about? DO you have a hobby or play video games or anything but think about every little tiny detail of pones fucking? (if chosen please also choose one of the above three as well)
>>3394369My body is groovy.
>>3394360HONK HONK
>>3394374Tell them I'll go to sleep too if they'll go to sleep.Get up after she's fallen asleep and then sneak back onto the general.
>>3394369Where's that femanon that said she'd record herself schlicking to it?
>>3394240
>>3394378It's kinda a "We know she doesn't realize what she is doing and we shouldn't be looking, but there it is." look.
Anyone else miss memory foam ponies?
>>3394396C
>>3394396A
>>3394408While your at it you can probably do /ss/ with a repaint to make it rumble
>>3394412yes
>>3394412Would you rest on a bed made of little memory foam ponies?Or would you change things up and let them make you the bed?
>>3394360that is how horses masturbate technically.
>>3394406but whywhat the fuck>>>/soc/
>>3394434>>3394412Yes
>>3394412Just be glad they didn't turn into fluffy ponies.
>>3394396C.
>>3394396CI am a normalfag during the day, horsefucker at nightthese do not overlap except for sometimes when i am mowing the lawn i think about ponies.
>>3394436how retarded do you even have to be?
>>3394408you're the best, anon. thanks for the laugh
>>3394396C seems like it's the most reasonable, but I think B has the most potential
>>3394396E. THEY FUCK ALL THE TIME THEY'RE OFF SCREEN
>"Okie dokie! That'll be $19.95! Plus hugs!"
>>3394396C.Pegasi in the Spring.Unicorns in the Summer.Earthies in the Fall.Alicorns in the Winter.
>>3394396How much hornier and easier to turn on are we talking about here?If they can still act normal then C. If not A
>>3394393I assume the time is late night and there is no one in the hall except you two and sleepy and tired barmen.Do continue, please.
>>3394369>"Now why don't we hit the showers," you tell him with a wink.
>>3394491
>>3394505hahahaha
>>3394494>Earthies in the Fall.>harvest seasonIMPOSSIBRU
>>3394469trufax
What if you were really really tiredAnd pony came into your room. And just started rubbing her face in your chest, cuddling you all over. And you're too weak and tired to stop them
>>3394396AAAAAAAAAAAa
Would anybody watch a stream of the spongebob movie when it's done downloading?
>>3394430I could do a lot of things, alright anon?
>>3393669Boop
>>3394523They have to work it off
Want to draw things. But too tired.Aughghghhgh.
>>3394502Like a full grown adult who's settled down some over the years suddenly hit by Teenage Hornyness.
>>3394396A would be nice if you we're with FluttershyShe'd probably give you a blowjob because she's so nice
>>3394543I guess I'd just have to take itnot that I'd resist even if I couldI'm a sub to the core
>>3394261>"Hell, I wasn't exactly proud of it it myself.">"I had heard of Gryphons doing training like this to members of their society, just ordinary citizens, who turn into walking death with a single key word.">"And I knew, I had to have that knowledge, to see if I could replicate it.">"I found of of the Gryphons that did that kinda training, and 'convinced' him to spill it.">"As for my own daughter being the subject? Like I said, I wasn't proud of doin' it, but the training itself is painless, hypnoses and all that mumbo jumbo.">"Turns out she can fell a dragon from 200 yards, using her eyes, makes its brain look like a Diamond Dog panicked in its skull and just started thrashing.">"Thankfully, I am the only one who knows the kill command, and like hell if I am going to tell you."
>>3394543Why would you ever stop them doing thatI think you're tired anon, you aren't making sense
>>3394396A and BPonies have normal libido levels until they go into heat and become desperately and uncontrollably horny.
>>3394396B is the most funIf I had to choose one for a fapfic or something, that's what I'd go with.A is what is most likelyC is what I'd go with headcanon wise, but that's mostly for fun
>>3394340It won't be tonight. I'm far too tired for that at the moment. But when I get up tomorrow I'll write the second half to that. If you see me around tomorrow evening, tell me to pastebin it for you or something.Can't believe I forgot to finish that. Amongst other things.
>>3394554That was fast.Not going to colour the dick?
>>3394563I meant B
>>3394554i want to like rarity's mom but i juts cant think of a decent ship.
Would you be a true friend and fend off your favorite pony's heat maddened advances on you, doing everything you can to not take advantage of them when they're not thinking straight, holding them close until it passes?
>>3394560or maybe better to describe it as a person who has grown used to regularly having sex due to a healthy relationship suddenly having to stop for more then a year because of a break up and not finding anyone new.
>>3394491>"But I don't have any way of paying...">"HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A TALKING HORSE!?"
>>3394603Nope
>>3394560>Suddenly hit by Teenage Hornyness.>Why hello, Bon Bon>Have you been looking at hands on the internet again
>>3394543> "No... Lyra stop... stop... Lyra..."> "Shhh... it's okay Anon..."> "Lyra... what did you... ..."> "Did you enjoy the drink I left out for you?"> "You... no... ... no... stop..."> "I love you, Anon..."
>>3394503You come up behind her and tenderly brush her mane out of her face. She turns to you and gives you a sleepy smile before sliding her groin back against yours, the two of you barely on the seat as her wet lips leak her slick juices out. She downs the last of her cider and lays her body out on the counter; her legs spread and tail flagging, exposing her drooling slit.
>>3394603>Denying a pony release during estrusTruly you are worse than Dracula
>>3394597No sorry, I'm not a big fan of futaBut I won't fault you if you are.
>>3394603I would fuck her.
>>3394559scherzo plz
>>3394580I am tiredI've been tired for so long and no amount of sleep relives it. I no longer fear death because I know at least then I wont be so tired anymore. I dont remeber what it was ever like to feel rested and energetic. I'm not sure if I even ever did
>>3394601TOO LATE
>>3394603I would much rather be a friend with benefits to pony, someone they knew they could trust to come to for relief and satisfaction when it got too much, without having to worry about the consequences.
>>3394644Can't.4am. So tired. Going to bed. Goodnight MLPG
Think of the last three nonpony cartoons you seen?Done?You marathon them all with your favorite CMCWhat are they and do they like them?
>>3394396You know the answer fucking faggotwhy you so autistic?
>>3394655>you will never fully satisfy a pony sexually because you're nowhere near big enough as the average male pony>but at least you have hands
>>3394624>you will never lay there paralyzed, able to feel everything happening and only able to feebly mumble in defense as the little pony took a nap on you
>>3394624>Anon was cuddle-raped that night.>He can't feel the embrace of a warm coat without breaking down into sobs.>He is too ashamed to come forward to the local police.
>>3394653NOI WANT A KINKY INSATIABLE FLUTTERSHY TO COUNTER THE COMPASSIONATE BUT NON SEXUAL FLUTTERSHY
>>3394603I think I would rather just fuck her, and I think she'd prefer that course of action as well.
>>3394640Can't blame a guy for not wanting to rub his digital fingers over a futa horsecock if it isn't something he likes
>>3394602HER HUSBAND
>>3394571Probably not the dad you want to meet when dating his daughter...
>>3394667The last non-pony cartoons I watched were Gravity Falls, Motorcity and Dan Vs. Favourite CMC is Sweetie Belle, you tell me. I think Sweetie might like Gravity Falls, not sure about the other two.
>>3394680Ponies are like 1/10th the size of normal horses, and humans have like 1/10th the dick of normal horses, it probably works out pretty well actually.
>>3394680B-But they are little ponies.
>>3394667>Sheep in the big city>Batman TAS>Justice league>With SweetieWell I guess she would like Sheep. And she may dislike the violence in that other two at first but I'm sure after some episodes she'd enjoy themShe'll be really really really sad for Doctor Freeze tough
>>3394603but what if they are like cats and not getting off during heat causes them actual pain and long term damage to their reproductive organs that can eventually lead to death.or they have entirely different attitudes to sex culturally and individually where fucking them in heat is more or less exactly like helping a friend scratch a spot on their back they can' reach or helping them move a couch out of a basement.
>>3394694And yet people make fun of Deaf for it.
>>3394684>a dear friend tries to make you feel better and take you out for ice cream>you have a panic attack at the sight of the mint chocolate chip
>>3394603No. I would also do a very poor job of resisting their advances
>>3394704The only reason they're still together is because Sweetie Belle is too young to leave the home yet.
>>3394627>Joe the barman filps the sign and walks past the two of you, giving you a knowing not as he shuts the kitchen door and leaves through the back>Berry pants heavily as you grab her hips, the head of your cock nestled against her aching lips and just out of reach>She hiccups a little, her head swaying dreamily as she continues to glance lustfully at you from over her shoulder, her breathing a low his as you continue to tease>Finally you slide in, hearing her moan low and long as her needy cunt clenches you tight>Now it's your turn to moan as you begin to pump your hips, pulling her tail off to the side and giving it the occasional yank; her cries of joy are evidence enough that she likes it rough and sloppy>Her body clenches and contracts with every thrust, and the bottle slips from her hoof>She lets out a long "Ooooooh" as you gip her ass, now almost pulling her onto you with each movement.
>>3394728>It was his favorite flavor too.
>>3394727>>3394727DD always makes a big scene about it.Like one of those homosexuals who went to a "treatment camp" and now pretends to be a straight conservative christian.
>>3394727People make fun of Deaf for getting mad and awkward when it comes up
>>3394727Because ____________________________________________________________fuck Deaf.
>>3394709Pone is about 4 feet in heightWhich means going by proportions, the average stallion is probably at a minimum of 10 inches to a max of 16.
>>3394680But what if the longer you spent balls deep in her winking marecunt the fatter and longr your cock grew?
>>3394759>Twilight uses her unicorn magic to get what she wants>you pull out of her with a stallion penis and not your own when she finally climaxes
>>3394758MAGICI posted the comic last thread...
>>3394771>>3394759>Pony reproduction mystery is solved>They just fuck humans and turn them into ponies that way
>>3394771>Not a dragon penis.>She is rather embarrassed.
>>3394785It's like becoming a warewolfBut by fucking a pony
>>3394758That isn't too bad, you're a little below average, but by no means completely inadequate.Especially seeing as full size mares can apparently enjoy regular human dick.>>3394780And there is always magicIn fact, that would be ideal, it hits my fetish dead on
>>3394797And just like a werewolf, Ponies will attack and fuck you in the middle of the woods.
>>3394491>>3394614what if one day you noticed that ponies have entered the real world and no one but you noticed that things wern't always this way.also all the really bad problems of the world like poverty and rape and shit like that were replaced with monsters and crazy magic and different kinds of MLP villains.
>>3394680>>3394680Actually, you more than fully cable to satisfy a pony because they are around the size of a dog.In fact, it most likely a mediocre human dick will be a perfect or even bigger size than needed.I'm okay with that/
>>3394805this is just like my fanfiction!
>>3394805unf
>>3394755But why? He seems genuinely interested in being friendly. Sure he fucks up sometimes, but who doesn't?>>3394748>>3394751So if he treated it like a joke like the rest of us do, he wouldn't get shit on all the time?
>>3394785You should make a transformation pony
Would you pick up and carry Rarity in your arms, her little front hooves hanging over your arms and her body dangling against your front, ignoring her protests of how undignified this is and that everyone is staring?
>>3394706>He pulls you aside and tells you a few stories.>The rest of the day, you are white as a sheet, Fluttershy is glad you agreed to meet her parents.>Wait, parents?>There were more than just her father?
>>3394816>He seems genuinely interested in being friendly.He SAYS that in theory but in actuality the guy is an absolute prick.
>>3394816>He seems genuinely interested in being friendly.AHAHAHAHAHADisagree on him on anything or make a joke about him and he goes full retard.Say that Cheeriemac is better than fluttermac when he's around.
>>3394824>Rarity getting upset and calling my a ruffianWould she start whining too?
>>3394838Have any specific examples? I always see people tell him that, but nobody's offered up anything in particular.
>>3394810ok MLPGYou can have a high unemployment rateorWeekly cyclops attacksThe second option comes with ponies
>>3394838Hes like Winston but not drunk.
>>3394816As a general rule of thumb, if you don't take something seriously, people can't and therefor won't use it to bother you.Deaf got mad when people called him gay, so people kept calling him gay.
>>3394812Would you continue to thrust your dick inside pony vagina even if you feel like you have reached its end, stretching her elastic cunt more and more?
>>3394843She would whine so much it would make you crave cheese to go with it
>>3394824YesI would silence her with a kiss
>>3394847Man Weekly cyclops attacks would be interesting and besides ponies would lead to many other things
>>3394847Weekly cyclops attacks would actually be really easy to solve, compared to complex economic and social problems.
>>3394847ponies duh
>>3394844Do you expect us to keep a log of all the times he's acted like a douche?
>>3394554NO EXCUSESYOU COLOR THAT HORSECOCK OR I'M GOING TO POST THIS EVERYWHERE AND TELL PEOPLE YOU DID IT
>>3394854>I need something shu and quier when I am feel rapey10/10'
>>3394847awcan't we have both?
:V
would you feel comfortable being as a human naked around ponies who are almost always naked
>>3394847I bet I can strike a deal with the Cyclops and integrate them as laborers.
>>3394854Makes sense, but I haven't seen him get mad about being called gay in a long time.>>3394842Doesn't he usually just reply with >shipping like everybody else? And maybe a poor attempt at snark.>>3394871Generally when I hate somebody, I can think of at least one thing he's done that pisses me off.
>>3394824>"I'm sorry, this is undignified?">Anon looks around at how he is holding Rarity, humming, like he is attempting to determine how it is wrong.>Coming to a conclusion he flips her on her back and carries her like that, her legs dangling above her.>"Must more dignified."
>>3394883No, they're not smart enough for that
>>3394742>You return to her hips and grip again, a gentle grunt escaping her with every thrust as she scoots forward across the counter>Grabbing her foreleg, you roll her over and bring her face to face with you>Her mouth hangs wide, thing trails of cider froth and drool lining her velvet lips >Her eyes shine with lust as she starts to work her hips ferociously back against you, squealing now as you start gently rubbing her clit with your thumb>"I, I kuh- Oh CELESTIA YES!" >She flings her limp body from the bar, wrapping her arms around your neck and kissing you hard as she reaches her orgasm>Her long tongue lolls around your mouth, the rich taste of fermented fruits almost immediately intoxicating>The sensation is too much, and you lose yourself in the kiss the touch, the heat of the moment as you fill her up with your hot seed>You scoop her up in your arms to take her home>Dropping her off, you get her into bed and give her a kiss>"Same time tomorrow Berry."
>>3394855As long as it's elastic and she's into it I'd do my best to fill her completely
>>3394844I could cite a few examples in Epic Mafia, but that would be uncalled for.All you need to know is this: I don't like to make a habit of hating people. I try to avoid getting off to a bad foot with people whenever I can. But Deaf...he was just downright UNPLEASANT.
>>3394888He replies with shipping to any ship but Fluttermac.He gets really autistic about it.If I remember correctly he got really mad about Hearts and Hooves day when the synopsis was announced but I'm not entierly sure
>>3394891Then we can probably just mirror the town walls, they won't be able to figure out why the other cyclops wont get out of their way
>>3394891That is why I say laborer. Find a way to get them to side with you.
>>3394902uunnnfon totally unrelated note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JzPld1qpvl8
>>3393405>>>3394877Fuck this phone, wow
>>3394872OH GREAT NOW YOU HAVE TO COLOR THE OTHER VERSION AND THEN MAKE THAT ONE A GIF BECAUSE FUCK YOU I SAID SOGO ON THEN I'M WAITING
>>3394810> One of your neighbors is a unicorn.> Everyone says you've been best friends your whole life, but you're pretty sure you would have remembered it.> You still hang out, though, because she came to you and she seems pretty nice.> One day you tentatively bring up your confusion.> She looks at you in shock and surprise, but says no that's silly, of course we've been friends our whole lives, are you feeling okay, Anon, maybe you should rest> That night a squad of unicorn guards break into your home and drag you off to the education center to get you 'fixed'> ... you wake up the next day having had the strangest dream. Except you can't remember any of it.> Isn't that always the way.> But that's okay, your best friend unicorn is here to hang out.> You've known her your whole life.> You're so lucky to have a friend like her.> She really is your very best friend.
>>3394905Yeah, Deaf does have a serious problem in EM
>>3394889>she tucks her hooves in close to her body and looks up at you with a timid look>"...Don't drop me..."
Ugh, I'm so horny tight now I could eat a horse
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223156?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeehorse murder, etc
>>3394899>Pinchy is just glad that someone else is dragging her home from the bar.>Her neck was starting to hurt.
>>3394905Only Epicmafia? Because he's been a lot better there recently.Hell, he went an entire game as Zecora speaking in nothing but rhymes.>>3394911Isn't that usually in a 'post your favorite ship' line of discussion?
>>3394919Twas the truth:\/ haha
>>3394911>Deafdefiler got anally crusaded because his fanon was destroyed by canonSHIT STATUS: LOST IN SPACE
>>3394923FINEGET TO IT THENANIMATE IT
>you will never fill Rarity's needy marecunt with your 14", soda can thick erection>you will never pull her hips against yours as you cum, spurting hot seed deep into her eager body>she will never pop off your dick once you're spent and spin around to face you>she will never press her face against your cock, taking in the scent of her heated juices mixed with your fresh sperm slathered all over your length>she will never lap at your cock, cleaning your combined fluids and shuddering with pleasure with each lick
>>3394899>>3394742>>3394627unfdamn bonet
>>3394952NO I TOLD YOU TO DO ITGOSH WON'T SOMEBODY DO IT?
>>3394930>Anon puffs out his chest sarcastically.>"A gentleman never drops a lady."
>>3394952Why am I saving every one of these?
>>3394847forgot to mention in my postthe weekly monster attacks have to follow kids cartoon rulesin fact the whole world also now follows kid cartoons rules except for things like sex and drugs and swearing and fun things like that.
How many times did people clap when you watched the Dark Knight Rises?
Alright Alright, hold your horsecocks
>>3394970uhfucksomebody post a shrugging pony please
>>3394943He compared me to the Fluffy Pony General.There are some lines you don't cross.
>>3394969> sarcastically
>>3394975haha! outrageous!
>>3394943He then accused one guy for being as worse as the Fluffy ponies guys for writing feelsThat was one or two days ago
>>3394976
>>3394973>all the fun things in life>none of the bad things>I can finally do that thing where I run off a cliff, look down, then run backThere are literally no downsides.When I get old enough to be in danger of the "learning about death" episode, I become a lich, and move into a town a few hours outside of town with my cats
>>3394964I SURE HOPE I DIDN'T SCREW THIS UP 'CUZ I'M POSTING IT WITHOUT MAKING SURE I DID IT RIGHT
It was confirmed there was a real pedo and a dogfucker in these generalsHow does that make you feel?
>>3394986>He then accused one guy for being as worse as the Fluffy ponies guys for writing feelsAhaha, are you serious?We may be heartless bastards but that's just retarded.
>>3394974There were a few claps. Not as many as Avengers though.In my theater I think a person or maybe a couple of people tried to initiate some Americlaps but they failed and it was hilarious when it happened.
>>3394974I watched all 3 movies in a row. People clapped after the first movie. And after the second movie. And after the Man of Steel trailer. And after the Hobbit trailer. And at the beginning of the third movie. And at the end of the third movie. So 6 times.
>>3394999Like bag of sand
>>3394999Glad I'm not one of 'em.
>>3394974People clap in theaters?
>>3394999it could have happened anywhere
>>3394997>no stomache bulgeI'll give you a pass, but you'll need to do some remedial work to make up the missing grades
>>3394999way horny
>>3394997NO YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO USELESS GOSH I COULD JUST HIT YOU
>>3394974>mfw Americlaps clap after mass shootings
>>3394974>Nobody will make a shooting joke.
>You will never slumber peacefully with Derpy, the two of you cradling Dinky sandwhiched between you
>>3394974People were actually clapping so loud I couldn't hear the gunshots at first
>>3395013WELL IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T POST MY NAME, 'CUZ I'M NEVER DOING THAT REMEDIAL WORKHA HA HA>>3395019YEAH WELL I DON'T SEE YOU POSTING ART SO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE
>>3395021>>3395024>>3395027
>>3395025With your dick snugly fit in Derpy
>>3394986I didn't even provoke him. I just mentioned >feels and he suddenly gets on my case, like he's in any position to judge.It was very satisfying when I shot him and made his team lose.
>>3394977>>3394986Wasn't that over formatting, though, not content?
>>3395021>>3395024Huehueue
what fucking theaters do you go to that have people clap?all people do around here is laugh at funny bits, and it's only a little bitnobody claps after the movie eitherI'm american
>>3395034No, with your arms wrapped snuggly around both
>>3394999indifferent
>>3395025But we already went over this today anonDinky isn't Derpy's childDinky has her own familyWhy would you try to break that up
>>3395044people clap if the movie is good enoughsometimes they even give it a standing ovation
>>3395044it only happens in [state you have never been too]
>>3395044I have never heard people clap in a movie theatre ever. Just babies crying.
>>3395052>Carrot Top has a husband
>>3395052You sure told us anon.
>>3395064>She is dating a pegasus in H&HD
>>3395052She's just foal sitting for Derpy
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1223177?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3395025>Living with Derpy has always been interesting.>Getting her daughter to trust you were not there to just hurt her mother was a chore, but the reward of her calling you 'dad' just once, was worth more than any sum you could imagine.
How the fuck did Americans clapping become a thing? I thought everybody fucking clapped after a fucking good movie
>>3395061Stop watching shitty movies.
>>3395052> Carrot Top> Derpy's Roommate
>>3395076UnfNow I need a fanfic like this
>>3395077Eurofriends don't clap at the end of moviesif you watch European movies you will understand why
>>3395076Don't make me cry.
>>3395036Fluffy Pony fanfiction isn't characterized by its formatting. It's characterized by its content. Its utterly horrid content full of gore and abuse.You will never find that here.
>>3395044Big budget block busters with packed housesPeople went apeshit at the avengers on opening weekend, for example.
>>3395053>>3395053>>3395053jesus christwhy there is so much autistic retards in murrica
>>3395082>carrot curls10/10
Got anything out of steam sales?bought 4 games but spent about 25 bucks
>>3395082Canonized in Luna Eclipsed
>>3395091>people clapping to express their approval>autistic retardationJust because you don't understand something does not make it retarded.I don't even clap at the end of movies, but getting mad at it is just as stupid.
>>3395072>Foalsitting Dinky has caused Carrot to realize something.>She wants that.>She wants the chaos, the stress and the joy of having a child in her house.>She just wants one that she doesn't have to give back to it's mother.
>>3395089It's so painfully insipid and disgustingly...psychotic even. How they even find enjoyment out of torturing and abuse is beyond me.
>>3395089Yes, but that's not the comparison he was making, unless my memory is faulty as shit. He said something about how it seems like a shortcut to write in green-text story mode instead of paragraphs and shit.
>>3395082That's like the one bit of popular fanon I like.
>>3395101I got Stalker CoP, but that's it.
>>3395121>not liking my fanon>2012
>>3395077> I thought everybody fucking clapped after a fucking good movieDoes this actually happen in America? I have never heard a single clap at the movies in my entire life.
>>3394975>>3394872>>3394923I don't know how to make gifs but here's these two.This didn't take as long as I thought so I don't mind that it's futa.
Soarin x Femanon by the OTHER guy who said he'd do it.http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkRWhere's Big Macintosh Femanon? I'd like to hear what she wanted for her stallionfic.
>>3395136
>>3395136>>3395144NOW ELSLOWMO HAS BEEN CORRUPTEDHey dude where do you post your colored work besides here?Do you have a color tumblr dump like RD?
>>3395088I can make no guarantees.Eye protection may be required.I have no idea what I am doing.
>>3395121I fucking hate that shit, all the Derpy fanon is awful.
>>3395136>>3395144OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE DICKS
>>3395135Like I said, only big budget summer films, and only in big crowds.It draws out the retards
>>3395089remember when fluffy pony was just people trying to be annoying with super over the top cutsy wootsy stories?or when it turned into >fluffy drowns. just those two words, preceded by the owners cartoonishly ridicules attempts to stop the drowning.lets all agree from now on when we accidentally step on something good enough to become popular we all collectively stop talking about it before it mutates like that again.
>>3395159DUDE I SAW THE AVENGERS OPENING DAYNO CLAPS TO BE FOUND
>>3395153Calm your tits, anon.It's only a cartoon.
>>3395144>>3395136I'm very proud of you
>>3395117He sounded a lot less reasonable than that at the time...I'll admit, greentexting is a shortcut. but...does it matter? what if it's fun? what if people are enjoying themselves? should it be stopped because it fails to live up to some sort of standard for artistic merit?
We fat futa pony now?
>>3395153u mad
>>3395169COME ON
>>3395147I got a deviant art, but I haven't updated in little whilehttp://elslowmo.deviantart.com/>>3395156Sorry
>>3395082Carrot Top owns her own fucking farm.
>>3395172No, now that we've got the quality colored .gif we're doneNo more fat ponies and no more futa poniesNo more fat futa ponies at all
>>3395136>>3395144neat, thanksYou saved the stomache bulging, you get extra credit
>>3395171Did he tell you to stop, or suggest he'd enjoy it more if it weren't greentext?I mean, he read through Fallout Equestria, so I doubt he minds writing styles or quality too much.
>>3395183Times are tough since the carrot blight.She had to take in a boarder to make ends meet.Derpy likes it much better than her old apartment above the post office.
>>3395135Coloradofag hereNobody clapped at the dark knight i saw earlier.then again there were about 10 people in the theater. Fear is a strange thing.
>>3395181WHATWHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOW??but seriously, I don't know dick about animation, so if you have any tips I'm all ears
>>3395031SHUT UP I COULD DO BETTER THAN YOU IF I FELT LIKE IT I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW SHUT UP
>>3395150Welcome to the club!
>>3395172no, we belly-smacking.
>>3395201LET US MAKE DRUNKEN GREEN WORDS TOGETHER!
>>3395196Yeah, that's the other thing. It's got to be a packed house. Nobody will do it if there are hardly any people, because nobody wants to be "that guy."In a crowd there's always "that guy." And applause is infectious.
>>3395191He did tell me to stop, actually.He said that if we were lucky, I wouldn't write >feels anymore.
>>3395142>that cockworship10/10
>>3395209In my defense, that was referring to that one thread.
>>3395109> She's started dating this unicorn> He seems nice> If a little distant sometimes> It's all she can do to not scream "PUT A BABY IN ME" on their dates.
>>3395142>that feel when I came just before this was posted and can't enjoy it nowFuck. The first one wasn't even good. I had to go find other shit to get my rocks off.
So who else is eager for the patch?
>>3395218Oh god dammit, when did you decide to show up?
The Princesses are clearly the best ponies. They're so tall! And they have such, beautiful slender necks.>>3395209We always need new feels. Be a man anon. Write stories about pastel ponies for men to feel about over the internet.
>>3395142Now I have TWO of them cued up, cool.Tonight is going to be fun
>>3395225Do you still have the link to the other one?
>>3395229Hes like a ghost.Or a cop when you are drunk behind the wheel.He just shows up.
>>3395206TOSS IN SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.Right after I play another match of Dota because oh god why am I still playing this game it's 5am.
>>3395229Been lurking the whole time. Very insightful, though I wish you guys would tell me these things when I ask about them myself instead of to a curious anon.
>>3395233>you will never feel a pony
>>3395224Who is he?I need to write things about them
>>3395233They are nice necksChrysalis also has a nice neck
>>3395233>>3395236>>3395238>Aspirant, Metals and RCH in the same room togetherI think it's time for a >feel or two.
>>3395229he's here all night, pretty much every night.
>>3395249She's got a nice heart too.
>>3395082>>3395153> hating Elo's work> in any fucking yearYou fucking retardation and new is showing. Non-2010 is so fucking autistic and boring. Why MLPG turned into shit, oh why.fukcing summer and summer fags
>>3395254So are you, Mr. Fetishroulette.
>>3395256I like it when you tear the paper
>>3395256Well, she DID...
>>3395246Don't think he has a name.... does he?
>>3395233Would you hug one of those beautiful Princess ponies around their wonderful, slender necks? Nuzzling your face into the soft coat of her neck while toying with her wings in an effort to make her coo with delight? Maybe give it a nibble or two?
>>3395253>>3395254>Snarky is here tooAlso good!
>>3395256aw i love you too, chrysalishow sweet
>>3395238God, I do less addicting shit till 5am.I should never touch DOTA I guess.>"Work? Fuck that shit, I have to play some more fucking DOTA!">Why the fuck did the power go out?"
>>3395249>pony princess necksAm I the only one who wants to see Celestia or Chrysalis eat something and swallow it?just to watch the bump travel down
>>3395270>All my friends are here>Applejack is here too!
>>3395276>eat somepony?> and swallow it/
>>3395233>>3395233> princess--mah nig.>-esnigga pleasethere is only one really beautiful Princess.
>>3395239We fucking tell you all the time and you just ignore it. Stop sucking so hard god dammit.
>>3395275To be fair, I'm playing with some MLPGers. That's the only reason I'm still playing.
>>3395277Oh...oh god.
>>3395266I'd nuzzle my head up under her chin.I bet she'd like that.
>>3395291indeed
>>3395276
>>3395265Let's make a name for him so it can become fanon and spread to eqd and ponychan and tumblr and be ruined by bronies who will write grimdark fiction and anthropomorphize him and then in a year and a half when season 4 is about to start we can look back and say "Wow, I remember when we named that character. Shit sure was great back then"
>>3395265To be honest, I don't think he does.
>>3395310Well, let's fix that.His cutie mark looks like...a scroll of parchment?What kind of pun can we make out of that?
>>3395309I vote "Faggballs the Doubledark Prince of Blood the VII"
>>3395323I KNOW He is a slut
>>3395323papyrus?
>>3395307>boner
>>3395309>>3395310Reddit beat you two to it and called him Written Script.
>>3395323>>3395310Written Scripthttp://redd.it/p5ico
which pony likes having their asshole licked the mostwhich pony likes licking asshole the most
>>3395309Or how 'bout we don't give a fuck what they do and just have fun. How bout that.
>>3395338BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPap.
>>3395344>>3395342Wow that's fucking bad.
>>3395342>>3395344Damn you Reddit......I can work with it tho.Don't tell them
>>3395301She'd rest her head on yours, making the top of your head warm.And she'd whisper in your ear the whole time you were cuddling.
>>3395342>>3395344That's a retarded name.Let's come up with a better one.
>Play Killing Floor in random server>A player with pony themed name enters server>they all want to make sure he gets killed>me trying to hide my powerlevel at all costs at the momentThis is happening too often even in other vidyas
>>3395360>>3395335 ?
>>3395301I would, maybe growl a little and bit her chin playfully, try to get a giggle, I'd also love just to be the little spoon for a bit, let those horsey legs wrap around me.
>>3395361AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3395342>Written ScriptThat name fucking blowsI'd hate it even if you faggots came up with it.
>>3395357>>3395354>>3395373>>3395360You think thats bad? They called this pony Dust Devil.Apparently, the first one that name a pony in Reddit get the name, regardless how shitty the name are.
>>3395361>Soarin' and ApplebloomWhat even?
>>3395358>Celestia whispering to youHer voice would be smooth as silk. A soothing melody. But what would she be whispering?
>>3395384Let's change that.What do we call that pony?
>>3395353>He prefers to be called Py for short>Fucking hates it when people call him "Pap"
>>3395396Devil Dust.
>>3395395Tricked' ya.
>>3395376>Anon trips hard on LSD, fucking his cat in the process while his dog licks his balls
>>3395384>Reddit in charge of pony names
> accepting reddit nameWhat are you, bunch of faggots? MLPG always was able to come up with their name. Fuck we named screwball and other ponies and these names now live.
>>3395384I don't mind Dust Devil for that.Her cutie mark looks like it might be a little tornado, and she does look dusty, colour wise.
>>3395384actually, Dust Devil doesn't seem so bad for her
>>3395376How likely is this gonna happen if I took some LCD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEnYylfSJo4&feature=g-u-u
>>3395395i want you inside my ass tonight
>>3395412Who's accepting it?
>>3395323...Scroll WorksFuck...i am horrible with names.Goddamn.
>>3395421and then there is this faggotcausal plebeian and horsefucker.
>>3395431Elder Scrolls
>>3395395i am so hard for you right now
Here's a bit from my story:Celestia blushes deeply as you grin at her, the moment punctuated by another low grumble. You rise to your feet and she follows suit, her white coat gleaming under the crystalline lighting of the room. She rocks forward on her front legs, the curvature of her back only accentuated as she stretches, the tightly packed muscles of her haunches straining under her skin. She moves in closer, her wings now unfurling slowly and ruffling in the same invisible breeze that constantly flows through her mane. The wings stay open, and as she comes to your side you find yourself enveloped in them both as she she pulls you into a hug. It’s incredible. The thick plumage of her wings feels like a blanket as she draws you near, her mane cascading across your back like a curtain in never-ending spring breeze. Your face is pressed against her elegant neck, her coat softer than the most worn terry cloth and smelling like lilies and fresh air. She sighs deeply, the vibration humming through your body like ripples in a pond. You slowly wrap your arms around her neck, eliciting a surprised coo as you return the favor. The two of you share the embrace for only a few seconds but it feels so much longer than that, like the DMV, but comfortable.And there will be messy mane
>>3395437Arrow to the knee
>>3395446XD
>>3395437But he isn't blind.OR Grey Fox.
>>3395441
>>3395384> first one to name that pony gets the nameThat is a terrible method. Why the fuck would they do that? Everyone just mindlessly accepts it?
>>3395452us gamers
Scroll Write and the seven fillies
>>3395441Luna's mane is fueled by consuming little fillies. how does Celestia fuel hers?
>>3395441>cooThat's the third story tonight to use that word. Odd.
>>3395462by consuming adult ponies
>>3395456That's not actually how it's supposed to work, but because they use short term reddit threads for suggestions and use upvotes to pick the names, the first person to suggest a name has a significant advantage
>>3395441>>3395441I'm sorry, but it is horrible.
>>3395459us bronies
>>3395466this thread is so chill, we coo'
>>3395462Getting fucked by her guard battalion.Shining Armour included
>>3395462Consuming sunlight
>>3395462>vorepls SB plswrite about luna eating ponies
>>3395470that doesnt make it less stupi
>>3395470Though that itself is bad still.
>>3395441DMV? Department of Motor Vehicles?
>>3395470>use upvotes to pick the names
>>3395474
>>3395474what do you think panka would smell like after looking like that after a session of ________
Pretty mares in dresses?
How do you guys know what names reddit gives them? What the fuck are you doing on reddit?
>>3395478girl's gotta have her protein.
>>3395395I'm so proud of you.
>>3395415>LCDI'm not sure what you hope to achieve by eating a monitor.Probbably not though.
>>3395498
>>3395482>>3395486>>3395484Like I said>Reddit in charge of pony namesyou end up with shit like this"Hey, this pony has a green gem for a cutie mark, what should we name him?"
>>3395509>Cratty Crate>Green Gemgodammit
>>3395500Many names are clickable to teh thread in reddit.
>>3395466Because think about it man, teasing your pony when she's just a little hot and bothered that day. You start by gently rubbing your fingers around her ears, maybe pressing deep into that sensitive haunch muscle before spreading those heat inflames cheeks, trailing a single finger across her soaking wet lips as she lets out a light coo, a soft moan of both surprise and utter submission, of joy from the pleasure you give her and with no guilt or fear.>>3395475Okay, I will rewrite.>>3395485failed joke
>>3395509>Crafty crate>Green Gem
If Reddit named Rarity, her name would be "Sparkly Diamonds".
>>3395502I would honestly probably tear up a little. I'm such a faggot.
>>3395475What do you think is wrong with it? Did I get too descriptive? Is it flat? What did I do wrong?
>>3395509>Crafty Crate>Not Boxxy Brown
>>3395547>boxxy brownThat one is horrible.
>>3395509Never mind, I am not horrible at naming things apparently...but fuck if that Stallion is going to be the death of me.
>>3395543>Triple Diamond
>>3395509> Green Gem> Crafty CrateOkay, I am officially ignoring Reddit and everything they say or do> wait I already did that.AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
>>3395554>Her canyons are so hard to traverse.
>>3395395keep still.I'm really sorry for this,but a Princess has her Needs.
>Twilight Sparkle>Spiky Star
>>3395562>if you know what I mean
>>3395564...Will it hurt?
>>3395562>you will never put your ski pole between Triple Diamond's snowy mountains
What if, just like the ponies taste like candy to us, we taste delicious to the ponies?
>>3395571Yes
>>3395554Let be honest, what Reddit call this pony if given the chance?
>>3395574ThisThis is what if
>>3395569Is it bad that I just thought of Fluttershy as the 'bunny' slope?
>>3395574I would let pone devour me whole.
Would you smoke a bowl with Sleepyhead to help her relax and go to sleep?
>>3395574well, we sweat, and they love the taste of salt, so...>one day Pinkie playfully licks your cheek>"...mmmMMMMmm!! You taste DELICIOUS!">she starts licking your face like a puppy-dog
Reddit would've named Twilight Sparkle "Some kinda purple star thing".
>>3395582Blondie or Bubbleheadmaybe Ditzy Doo
>>3395582le bubble horse
>>3395582Derpy Doo!
>>3395589God yesTiny ponies with giant bongs is my fetish
>>3395589I hate how that looks like a dick expelling smokeYeah I'd smoke a bowl with her and then we'd cuddle up and fall asleep together.
>>3395599le buttfart horse
>>3395582grey bubbles
>>3395546Seriously, please, how can I fix this if it's wrong.I liked it when I first wrote it, I think I can probably just switch to progressive scenes that lead to your time with the princess as she is...
This took way too long. Big mistake to ignore the tablet for so long.
>>3395589Requesting futa edit.
>>3395584I loved that
>get connection error or you are banned message>my post still goes through4chanX can suck my nuts
>>3395611I'm not that guy, I think it's pretty good except the DMV line is kind of lame
>>3395593>She eventually gets drunk off your sweat.>You have to carry her home, her tongue somehow finding it's way back to your face, despite how you carry her.
>>3395580Oh...
>>3395589I miss smoking weed so much, but I don't want to start again till I find a better job
>>3395611I liked it, not that guy obviously.Nothing jumped out at me as needing changing.I'm awful at critiquing writing though.
>>3394369>>3394369Well, it was kind of lame, anon. Is this your first fic? You omit too much details, often skipping the description of a process with a blunt word "fucking". That's just... I don't know feels like a cheap porn with unshaved dirty sluts.
>>3395615Misleading thumbnail time?
>>3395613We need more art of Pinchy
>>3395619Okay.>>3395630I just have to chill and map. That's it.
>>3395593>She decides to swallow you whole and keep you in her tummy
>>3395626Bite the pillow.
>>3395613great jorb
>>3395626Don't worry, you'll probably survive.Just don't ask what happened to her last pet human
>>3395651>her tummy>not her second stomach so she could save you for future emergencies
>>3395544What if she hugged you with her wonderful wings, bringing you into a nice, warm hug and kissed your head, tears in the corners of her eyes, telling you just how proud of all your good deeds she is.
>>3395616Pony flavors don't come up enoughbut then neither does Big Macintosh rape
I wanna write a fapfic. Someone suggest something.
>>3395580kyaaaaah!n-no way! that's too big!p-princess celestia!there's no way that will fit!i'll die! i'll seriously die if you use that on me!
>>3394997>>3395136you guys are silly
hey, are we going to jump into that other thread when we're done here, or do we need another
>>3395667What flavour is Fancypants?
>>3395676>>3395676>>3395676new horse
Stallion flavored named ice cream
>tfw finally out on Saturday night>tfw finally out of the house in weeks (month?)>tfw because of some family reunion
>>3395668Human fucking ponies.
>>3395571for a minute.but then you will become part of something greater than you could have ever hoped to be.>her jaw unhinges>she reveals row upon row of teeth that, while not very big, all point inward, and make escape impossible>she fits her mouth on the top of your head, your body tingling with the magic she uses to paralyze you>she slowly works her mouth over your shoulders>she wraps her tongue around your body to help pull you down>she seems to have more room inside her than should be possible>your last sensations as you drift into nothingness are of a warm, wet, dark cave, and while you are scared, you know you are loved
>>3395668Zecora and dayguard.
What is Gaben's favorite ship?
>>3395668CHeerile X Snails ss
>>3395680I can't help but imagine all white ponies as vanillaExcept Shining Armor, he's coconut
>>3395682you got beat by a while>>3385892>>3385892
>>3395634No it's not my first. And to be honest I was really rushing to get it done before bed. I'm not happy with the way it turned out and think the other one is much better. In retrospect I definatly feel as if this one doesn't stand up to the same level that I consider my other fucs to be. >iwilldobetter.jpg
What's your favorite song, /mu/?
>>3395689Fucking CHRYSALIS!
>>3395704stop being weird, link>>3385892
>>3395695Why don't you ask him yourself?Oh and dont forget to post results.
>>3395665I'd gently rub her cheek with my thumb and wipe away a tear.It isn't right for a beautiful face like that to be defiled by tears. Not over something as small and insignificant as me.
>>3395689I SAID CHRYSALIS NOT SUN RAISER
>>3395689>>3395711unf
>>3395712it is the unded horsefueled by nightmares it stalks your dreams
>>3395722But Chrysalis is not a princess. Nor is she Celestia.
>>3395689This is the worst >feel ever.
>>3395755feels are secondary.
>>3395653i need to watch those animations
>>3395721"No one is insignificant," she'd say, pulling you closer."Especially you."
>>3395799
where the fuck is new horse
>>3395838See >>3395676
>>3395838There is no new horse. This was the last one. Ever. Goodbye, Anon. You will always be... my... friend...
>>3395799>Superman will never do this
>>3395851Bang.
>>3395584this reads just like one of those monstergirl games.
