NEW PONEOld Pone: >>3386012This thread brought to you by: the applest pone of them all.
Applejack has to fart, what do?
>>3389733Smile. You gotta draw the marker image on Marker Pony's cape.
>>3389724>Place mouth on pucker>Inhale
QUICKPOST ALL THE PICTURES OF MARKER PONE YOU HAVE
>>3389719It's time.
>>3389738Really? I don't think I've ever noticed that before
>>3389733
What if Marker pone is actually a blank flank and marker is actually a sticker?
>>3389738it's never had that
>>3389761What if marker pony orbits my dick?
>>3389761Then Boop is the oldest member of the CMC.
>>3389772Then what's the point of the cape?
Would you rub Shining Armor's belly?
>>3389784IT MAKES HER FEEL HEROIC OKAY
>>3389784Its cute as fuck
>>3389795BUT SOMEONE SAID THE CAPE WAS THE MARKER AND IT MADE SENSE
>>3389724
>>3389733>filenameI'm watching you...
>>3389784boop
>>3389784Its the background of the marker
You are bleeding and need to be taken to the hospital. The last pony in the last pony related picture you saved is in charge of getting you there.How fucked are you?She didn't even make it to the car before passing out. Then I did. Then I didn't wake up.
>>3389802SAYS WHO?
when a girl draws the porn that makes it slightly hotter
>>3389783>Boop for a name>not a name of an actionNo sir I don't like it
>>3389802>>3389795The cape is the white background of the the marker.
>>3389803>green cloud fartsSuper stupid. Farts never look like that, and it assumes the viewer is a moron. Just add a small sound effect or just imply it.
>>3389809PROBABLY THAT ASSHOLE ANONYMOUS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LISTENED TO HIM.
>>3389786I would rub centaurshy's belly.Hint hint.
>>3389808>marker pony>she looks at my bleeding body >walks towards me>boops on head>turns back around>continues to glare at monitorsdead
>>3389814Which is vital when the porn itself is shit
>>3389808>Shining armor I would probably get there, but I would have to endure him shouting my name with a Y at the end the whole way.
>>3389819shit I wish I had that Glitter Glue twilight farts image saved
Heh Silver Spoon was voiced by the VA that sings for Pinkie.
>>3389825I SAID THAT ONCEHAHA YOU BELIEVED ME?SUCKER
>>3389724I place my face between her cheeks and RECEIVE THE THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER
>>3389827I don't think Rose is here, anon.And Centaurshy is kinda weird anyway. I would not hand touch her at all.
>>3389838He doesn't call Cadence "Cadey" or "Caddenzy"It's just Twily, and you aren't his brother
>>3389802I figured she had a cape because the general began in /co/ and well, you know /co/ and capes
>>3389838Not to mention he'd have to go fight Galactus halfway to the hospital.
>finally manage to make my gw2 character look cool and everything matches>get sweet pants upgrade>but it makes me looks like a gay mime clown now
>>3389840>Silver Spoon has a nice singing voicehello new headcanon
>>3389719Remember when we used to rage and faggots doing this on EqD?
>>3389859First world problems
>>3389859Ross plz go
>>3389808I'm doomed.
>>3389808>Teen Cadence and Filly TwilightI might make it. Maybe.
horse vag
>>3389850sometimes it's hard to tell, since she always posts as anon
>>3389804
>>3389808>last pony I saved was Tess's Rarity being bummedWell shit, we'd make it as far as my car before she starts trying to fuck me
Can anyone post that link from Tess's tumbr with the GF pastebin and decoder?
>>3389808>ZecoraI doubt we'll be going to the hospital, but I think I should be safe.
>Tex writes more comics about Tex anon>Makes animated shorts >Eventually given an animated sitcom on CN that is unrelated to ponies>Becomes huge success. >People are shocked to learn the character had an origin in the MLP fandom.
>>3389878Wait, you said saved, not posted.In that case it's the Marker Pony. I'm still dead.
>>3389808I don't think I've saved a pony related pic yet todayWhich means that the last pic I saved would have been last night, while Redintraveinous was hereThere's no way that pony can even walk, I'm ded
>>3389840And Daisy was by Andrea
>>3389910I would watch a cartoon about that character.
>>3389892Honestly?He looks weird as shit, but in a sort of interesting "I'd be friends with that guy if a mutual friend introduced us" way
>>3389906If medical assistance is what you seekI must patch you up before you leak!
>>3389910FUND IT
>mfw i saw SB's new OC goatman fursona
>>3389910>sitcom>Tex looks at camera>frowns>canned laughter that puts TBBT to shame>says "Bazinga!" in a surly way>the entire studio audience dies of asphyxiation as all of the oxygen in the room is used to fuel the unending shrieks of a thousand banshees laughing at the sheer hilarity
DID YOU KNOW?>George Lucas is heavily inspired by Triumph of the Wills for his awards scene>Awards ceremony scene from S2 was intended to be shot for shot from Star Wars, but was cut>Still is heavily inspired by it>A scene from MLP:FiM was indirectly inspired by Nazi propaganda
>>3389910Why is this movie so boring and uneventful?
>>3389839
Tess is streaming Batman: Under the Red Hoodhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstimeGet in here
>tfw you've been drawing on the wrong layer for half an hourWELP TIME TO REDO THIS PICTURE COMPLETELY
>>3389808>Rainbow Dash in charge of getting me to the hospital>Grabs me>Goes super fast to get me there quickly>Die from extreme acceleration and deceleration
>>3389938>he looks weird as shitThe hair's weird, but otherwise he looks pretty normal.
>>3389960>THAT FUCKING FEEL!
>>3389895Its astounding how many people either think I'm here constantly or almost never here at all.Not Rose though.
>>3389962Flakwebcomic when
>>3389948Not surprising. From a cinematography standpoint, Triumph of the Wills is amazingly well-shot.
>>3389948
>>3389962is there a larger version of that picture?
>>3389954Feel good Japanese kids movie. Nothing special. Nicely animated but that's it.
>>3389948Just about everything you see in the modern world was indirectly inspired by something the Nazis did.
>>3389956GG needs to work on his Ponies running/walking.
>>3389948oh wellchristmas comes a holiday about beating your wife and gay sexthe world is strange
>>3389808I'm good.I'm possible even there before I stared to bleed, if she finds another time-spell.
>>3389948Another fun factTHose are cardboard cutouts in the Star Wars Scene Another fun factGeorge Lucas is a horrible movie maker
>>3389948Come on it's common knowledge that Equestria is just an idealized view of the Nazi utopia with poniesThink about itThe guys who control the sun and moon? PoniesOther sentient species as sheep and cows? Now as privileged as poniesOnly confirmed magic users till now? PoniesThey are the Aryan raceFace is Equestria is Germany if they won WWII
Whatever happen to this guy?
>>3389972It'll start sometime next month I have the first story planned out, I just going scene by scene now. Working on page one now, but I'll have to stop for a bit because of friend-off, pony or die, and building a buffer.
>>3389946That's if live action. If it was an adult swim show, it'd aim more at stoners. It would... probably be bad.
>>3389948Yeah, I mentioned that when it airedIt fell on deaf ears, though. I guess most people didn't know that.Star Wars was also a rip off of Kurosawa's "Hidden Fortress." And all the spaceship scenes were cribbed from camera footage of bomber and fighter/bomber runs in WWII
>>3389996>she's by your side when you return from being under sedation>"Oh, thank goodness you're alright! I was so worried..."
>>3390008>I justMe caveman.
Taking requests>Not Rose>Not Ross>Next best thing
>>3390005three were a couple of Anons talking about him just last night
>>3389808>Twilight>teleports me there>I receive quick medical attention and the doctors mention I would probably have died within a few minutes without the emergency medical careEverything went better than expected.
>>3390005raped to death.The murderers were never caught.
>>3390025Cherry Jubilee.
>>3389808She gets me there in ten seconds fla XD
>>3390025miLes?
>>3390025Draw The twin pegasus pls or i report u.
>>3390025Shining Armor getting his back scratched by Twily
>>3390044What's that?
>>3389960Split the layer in two!
>>3390008how are you going to get the brony bucks?
>>3390002but what about that one shot where they all turned to face the stage?
>>3390025Flitter rubbing Rumble's belly
So apparently Side A just got uploaded.http://www.mediafire.com/?tc1bcgpbkwpimghThe general consensus is we dont know if it's legit but it sure sounds legit.
>>3390059And starts to rumble.
>>3390050A drawfag who I feel is underrated
>>3390033Dammit, this was the pic I saved.
>>33900602/10 felt my blood pressure rise a little
>>3389960>tfw inking in the sketch layer>>3389900>>3389900>>3389900pls respond
>>3390025Please draw us a slender-pony
>>3390015>all the spaceship scenes were cribbed from camera footage of bomber and fighter/bomber runs in WWIIthinking about the time in which the movie was made thats actually a really fucking good idea and I applaud the studio for taking that route.
>>3390065Side A?
>>3390049>Implying she wouldn't scratch more than his back
>>3390065What are you talking about?
>>3390065No fucking way
>>3390060How is that a confession?
>>3390075http://ideone.com/kORPnhttp://www.braingle.com/brainteasers/codes/caesar.php
>>3390065>Implying that's realNigga that shit is the Atlantis of music.
Streaming the Mortal Kombat movie:www.livestream.com/thirdcitadel
>>3390075You're lazyhttp://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/26911438987
>>3390076
>>3389960Oh fucl. I hate that so fucking much.
>>3390055Through donations and commissions. It'll be hard to get donations at first especially since I know nothing about webhosting and website making so I have to put it on tumblr. Since most people (I think) that'll watch it will put it on their tumblr watch list and never go to the actual page again, donations will be slow.Maybe when I get an actual site I'll get some ads on a sidebar or something as well.
>>3390065WELL IM DOWNLOADING IT NOW ANYWAYWISH ME LUCK
>>3390065CoolThis isn't pone
>tfw you finally break down and make a furaffinity account
>>3390056They had SOME real guys anon.
>>3390131Well neither is most of the things posted here.
>>3389976
>>3390065>>>>>>>>>/mu/26659133
Mabel is so cute.
>>3390133Faggot
>>3390133>not having one to always have fresh dragon pornstep up nigga
>>3390133not making one just for porn and sharing it with anons
>>3390133Shame on you.
>>3390127This sort of thing really only works when it's Gillou.
>>3390107Sorry, I can barely lurk with this internet.>>3390097Thank you too!
>>3390133>tfw I made one ages ago just to be able to view some of the pony stuff that gets posted there
>>3390158
>>3390148>Let's see how far the rabbit hole goes attitude
>>3390162>dragon pornMy nigger!
Would you MLPG?
>>3390084It was a good idea. But it reminds me that all of Lucas's best stuff was just ripped off from somebody else.He can't direct for shit himself. As we now know.
>>3390192yes
>>3390192That´s not a loli pony.
still going with these. i tried my hand at worst pony this time.
>>3390183>>3390158She's voiced by Kristen Schaal. I LOVE HER VOICE.
>>3390162>dragon pornmy nigga
>>3390202She seems like an annoying cunt.
>>3390190and dinosaurs too
>>3389943It's not a goat. I don't even know what the fuck it is.I started out aiming for demon but gave up because I can't into demons.I will probably never draw it again. I'm just gonna be fucking around with character designs for a while to practice doing it. Maybe in a year or so I'll have the experience to actually design a decent character of my own totally unrelated to pones.
>>3390192
>>3390210Don't you talk shit about my waifu. She's super adorable!
>>3390200Oh wowI don't know how much it looks like fluttershy, but it is adorable
>>3390193thats more of a case of a clever special effects solution than bad directinghonestly it wouldnt have looked half as good if they hadnt done it anyway.
>>3390210Actually I heard she was pretty bro.
>>3390162>tfw you still haven't been able to find any good dragon porn, unless you count pictures of Spike fucking ponies
>>3390200Fluttershy is a very ugly pony.
>>3390232There isn't really any decent mlp stuffIts kind of sad
>>3390193Lucas was never a particularly strong director, but both American Graffiti and Star Wars are very good. THX 11whatever is also very good.The problem was that he got rid of his wife (who was a better editor than he was) and didn't do any actual directorial work for like twenty years, so all of his skills went to shit.
I may dislike Gilda and don't thin Spitfire is pretty but I'd their VA
>>3390210You sound like a bitter nerd.
>>3390258I should have slept more
>>3390259>obvious Scooby Doo reference
>>3390214looks like an anthro goat, bro
>>3390214>implying character design is hardYou take anatomyand then you add like one distinguishing feature to give the character a unique silhouetteThen you use the color wheel to put colors that don't suck dick on itMost good character designs are simple as fuck unless you're designing for some grimdark setting or something. Hell even the shit you put down on that page is above what 90% of the furry fandom can do.
>>3390253>>3390193Also a lot of the success of the Star Wars movies was not due to Lucas. Prequels are basically all George by himself. You mentioned his wife. Another is Ralph McQuarrie who basically created the entire look for the Star Wars movies (which is a huge part of the appeal, everything just looks super cool!). http://arstechnica.com/staff/2012/03/legendary-star-wars-concept-artist-ralph-mcquarrie-passes-away/Also those sketches are really neat looking. I'd love to get some prints framed in my house.
>>3390214Check out some of GG's stuff. He pumps out like two hundred characters at a time.
We ded?
Here is just a little story i think you would appreciate MLPG. There is a family friend over right now, with her 2 kids her 5 year old daughter and 10 year old son. After talking for a while i decide i want to go back up to my room and eventually watch some my little pony. The little girl comes in and sees me watching and gets excited and starts going on about her favorite episodes and how Rarity is her favorite which i found adorable. Not only that, but when my younger brother and the the other son come in, my younger brother pokes fun at me for watchin it to which the other kid responds with "hey its a free country." How do you like that, not only does her daughter have impeccable taste in pony, but her 10 year old son is more mature than 90% of the other people that frequent this website.
So... Marker Pone's theme song is now on EqD...
>>3390275But this is an anthro goat show
>>3390275That thing I posted just now? It is, but it's not the picture I was referring to. I just thought it would be funny to post.>>3390277I'm kind of dumb though so for me it's gonna take some time to figure out.
>>3390313>Quantity over qualityNo thanks.
>>3390313He could be a really good concept artist is he spent more time on making detailed images rather than doodles.
>>3390321Why
>>3390319>90%Probably closer to 95%, actually.That's pretty cool. Tell the little girl that she has good taste in pones.
>>3390321>So... Marker Pone's theme song is now on EqD...Nooooooooooooooooo
>>3390321welp. Select you pistol, select your horse.
>>3390321>Marker Pone's theme song ?
>>3390308went to a museum in montreal that had all these star wars props and a ton of concept art and some of the original models on display, also the entire exhibit was somehow about sociology. was cool. Knowing that yoda initially looked like a garden gnome and was named mitch in the early days was hilarious.
>>3390354http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1If8IYUYWU
>>3390313Yeah but he's got years of experience. I am literally just starting. My only original character is a self-insert who looks suspicious like a cross between two unicorns I happen to have an affinity for.
>>3390319>people are over at your house and you just decide it's a good time to go watch MLP episodes in your roomDude what? It's a free country and all but that's a little weird.Also your friend now thinks you're a pedophile.
>>3390321Is it possible to remove the video and reupload something with the same adress?
>>3390321Look at what your careless hands have wrought.You know what we have to do now.
>>3390353No...no it can be salvaged. Everything's fine. The leg works fine.
>>3390321WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
>>3390321Anon stop joki->it's legitWelp.
>>3390321But... Like... WHY? I mean really, why?
>>3390321Oh for fucks sake ntsts and ellisionwhat the fuck were you thinking
>>3390369That's pretty neat.
>>3390378SWIRE GET OUT THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU YOU HATE PONIES YOU SAID SO
>>3390381because Equestria Daily started here, anon.It started right here, in mlpgits an undeniable part of our history
>>3390385Yeah MLPG is a sekrit club u gaiz
>>3390214>that way the stockings cling to those well-shaped legs...I really shouldn't like this...
>>3390371>>3390319>Some little kids are over so he decides to put some little kids shows on for themNo problem.
>>3390369this is actually kind of neatcant wait for the storm of "what the hell is marker pony" and "whats MLPG?"thats gonna be a fun day. get your fluffy pony folders ready, they've never seen that shit before either. its gonna be a fuckin turkey shoot
I wonder how much time Seth spends lurking here now.Probably a lot.
>>3390385oh it made it on? hahaha no wayit was ntsts's idea
>>3390406and proceeds to watch it alone in his room until one of the kids barges in on him.
>>3390375Select your pistol.Select your horse.
>>3390415>fluffy pony foldersI really hope no one actually has
>>3390232check tojo-the-thief, winddragon, xpray, and Fossil
>>3390321clearly NTSTS should add a annotation on the videoa simple "go fuck yourself, EQD" should do.
>>3390406Did you even read his post?
>>3390133
>>3390415This is the only thing I'm afraid of.Better add who you care about, there won't be anything salvageable left when bronies overrun this place.
>>3390403No one will find MLPGI just worry what will happen to Marker pone after Fluffy Ponealso >dumbing down your sentenceAnyone have the "How to win an argument on /v/" image?
WHO'S THE SNITCH?
>>3390423>>3390371Even if guests are in your home, it's entirely appropriate to leave early, anons.
>>3390449HAHAHAHAHA
>>3390449Good. Let them think that.
>>3390431>no NarseI guess if you don't like dicks, maybeEven still, thoughHe even does have some straight porn
>>3390430we should have time to assemble themalso go grab whatever Ross art you can findi'm getting tingly just thinking about all the butthurt>>3390439it should be pretty easy to keep them out of here, all we have to do is post shit like ross art and fluffy pone, niggerfaggot images, ect. they're bronies, remember?
>>3390449ehehehwhich one of you was this?
>>33904494/10 blood pressure rose a bit more this time
>>3390449Oh yeah time to read the comments there
You funny man Anon>>3390449Aww fuck you
>>3390415>fluffy pony foldersI seriously hope that it is the cute and fluffy variety.
>>3390449>namethat was 100$ cereal one of us
>>3390439>An EqD user likes the design>starts an Ask Marker Pony Tumblr>he things Marker Pony uses a marker pen to draw shitty pictures for people>it becomes wildly popular>bronies discover it was based in the MLPG>they come here, thinking the MLPG is a place where marker pony tumblr art is welcome>they post them>the bronies are told to fuck off>"Love and Tolerate, man!"
>>3390449>tfw their idea of "generic" is "doesn't have demon horns and at least 20 bat wings"broniespls broniesbronies plspls pls broniespls
>>3390430>not having a fluffy pony folderIt's like you don't get pissed off and spam the general when someone calls your waifu a slut
>>3390449>Marker Pone is mai kawaii waifu uguu~ Leave her aloneknighty pls
>>3390444Just like Coke pony, huh?
>>3390470Took less time than I thought for someone to post this
>>3390476scorched earth, kameraden
>>3390437that's cute
>>3390423well as clarification its a friend of my parents/ my godmother. i spent most of the day talking and what not with them but eventually decided to go back up to my room. she diddnt barge in as the door was open, its not like i was naked masturbating, i was just watching my little pony.
>>3390468Bring back presents.
Dammit Knightly
>>3390462completely forgot about him, thats also one worthy dragon porn manufacturer
>>3390437horses cant puke you dont even wash the shoe do you
Kneighty-kun...
everythings wrong with this picture, but i've got only two left.
>>3390478That actually sounds pretty cute.
>>3389551>>3389581>implying this is useful
>>3390483>tfw anons probably do this because of buttblistered autistic rageYour waifu is a SLUTTY SLUTTY SLUT SLUTTY SLUT SLUT SLUTTY
>>3390478>told to fuck off>not met with gorespam and everything else bronies cant standwe have a near total fucking psych breakdown of bronies by now, trolling them all the way back to EQD is going to be a cakewalk
>>3390470ur2slo
>>3390464>all we have to do is post shit like ross art and fluffy pone, niggerfaggot imagesThat's not really a good idea. What if some of them enjoy that kind of stuff and then spam the general with it long after we're done scaring most of them off? What if they think it's the hippest place to hang out and they think you have to post that shit to be able to "fit in"?
>>3390478I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT WILL HAPPEN
>>3390437What's wrong Seaty Belt?
>>3390418if Shining Armor has a major role in S3, how much TWILY do you think you can take?
>>3390483I do. But I spam with my waifu.Is... is fluffies your waifu?
>>3390462Narse draws the most beautiful goddamn dicks I've ever seen.Like I'm about a 2 on the kinsey scale, masturbate only to drawn idealized gay art and probably wouldn't want to have sex with a man in real life unless I was top and he was very feminine. But Narse's dicks legitimately make me want to get fucked in the ass like a whore until I die.
>>3390514>sentenal reading aloud shitty fanfiction
>>3389808>Dinky Doo and Tootsie Flute...I honestly don't know how I'd fare.
>Deus Ex 1 on sale for 2.50>Ys: The Oath in Felghana is still on sale for 5 dollarsUnfamilliar with Oath or think it's some generic JRPG? Watch this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIUqCkDdT2UIt's an action game with mild platforming and rpg elements. You have ZERO excuse to not buy it.
>>3390520We will burn it all to the ground if we need to.
>>3390519>spamming Jr artI can dig it
>>3390512I wouldn't mind some art of Marker Pony scribbling with markers.Probably some happy little trees, and a bright sun and horrifying porn
>>3390519Fucking this.Where's that picture about communities entertaining themselves by pretending to act like idiots?
>>3390537>>>/v/
>>3390517Or we can just not shit up the general because we want to stay a secret club.Bronies will either adapt or stay away, we're already horrid fetishists.
>>3390526Quite a lot. Guys actually talk like Shining where I live.
>>3390529>that exact feel>that motherfucking comic with the anthro donkey and his dragon mount
>>3390549And chill niggas at night (most of the time)
>>3390526Her other nickname is Tinkler
>>3390565Chill fetishists, anyway.
Who was MLP G's favorite character from Fallout: Equestria? I think mine was Derpy, because let's face it, Derpy is just epic no matter what time period she's in
>>3390565>tfw your jimmies got eternally pissed off in the last couple of hours in MLPGI was promised chill editionWhere are the chills
>>3390526>dying your foodGet on my level.
>>3390483It's mean spirited torture porn... for the sake of mean spirited torture porn. It's ugly.
>>3390564>tfw I know exactly what you meanOh god I came so much.
>>3390563That has got to be a parody.
>>3390319also her least favorite pone is Fluttershy. Its actually pretty nice hearing how the actual target audience sees the show.
>>3390533>sentenal printing out peoples posts
>>3390517>outsiders come into general>we don't like them>so we shit up the general even furtherThere is such a thing as a pyrrhic victory, anon, and this would qualify, if, indeed, it succeeded at all.
>>3389808I think I'm pretty safe, actually.Unless they get into a debate about the 'correct' way to save me. Then I'm fucked.
>>3390526I just can't wait to see the stream chat when SA says "TWILY" during the episode.that moment will be glorious
>>3390582Are you for real?This sort of comment is the total opposite of a parody when bronies are involved.
>>3390549>we're already horrid fetishists.which is exactly my pointall we need to do to keep them out of MLPG is keep being MLPGthey literally cannot comprehend that people can actually have the types of mentalities about the show we have hereits hilarious watching some MLPGoatfucker outside his element losing his shit and everyone there thinks hes trolling
>>33905750/10
>>3390549Did somebody say horrid fetishes?
>>3390430did somebody say fluffy pony folder?
>>3390588it would be temporary of course. which is why I suggested fluffy pony shit, because there's no way we'd keep posting it after it stopped being necessary.
>>3390585Not surprising. Fluttershy is the weakest character and really only appeals to men who are attracted to her personality type romantically. She's the quintessential moe anime character.I'm not even trolling or joking. Most little girls wouldn't like her at all if you think about it.
>>3390602But I like mlpgBut I'm trying to stop fapping to furry porn
>>3390579it isn't even good torture porn
>>3390609>horridbut that's kawaii as fuck
>>3390611>>3390609This is exactly why there's nothing to worry about
>>3390517Can't we just rudely tell them to go away?
>>3390611Why would you save this?
>>3390617>But I'm trying to stop fapping to furry pornWhy?
>>3390595>I said the exact same thing the other night>with a le filename, no lessLet's be buddies
>>3390624Source?
>>3390430I have one. All the old art we churned out.
>>3390616her exact words were "all she does is look after animals." it was rather ammusing.
>>3390609>Didn't care for it till I noticed where that mmmph was coming from
>>3390587>>3390514Excuse me, but what are those things?
Guys. How about we just chill the fuck out, brave whatever we gotta brave, and posts ponies? Sound good?
>>3390609no
>>3390617>But I'm trying to stop fapping to furry pornWhy would you want to do this?
>>3390612not to mention the janitor likes to delete fluffy pony posts anyway. its like agent orange only without the mutant nip babies
>>3390611
>>3390652Sentenal's antics
>>3390634Because I've done it for years I'm starting to feel like an asshole
>My face when I can never a good transformation discussion going in the general, but there are three separate threads on the subject in the pissWhat's happening mlpgwhy are they outfetishing you
>>3390632 but i have more
>>3390644TACOS
>>3390638but we already are.
>>3390537>YsSpeaking of which. Any Ys x MLP fan art? I know damn well every other series has been crossed with MLP in fan art.
>>3390640Some things you just dont want to know.
>>3390625I know it is but I'm not stupid enough to think that many of you guys think vore is nothing but a horrid fetish. But I don't post vore for them~
>>3390661This guy reads fanfiction and prints out 4chan posts?
>>3390644Dont post any of our fluffy pony stuff. A lot of that was actually decent.
>>3390665Because transformation is awful and one of the few fetishes I can't get off to.
>>3390652Sentenal went through a phase in which he would record himself reading fanfiction.He also would print out the posts that had some criticism about his readings and would put them up on his wall.Just sentenal being sentenal. For some reason, there is at least one anon for whom this was just some sort of unforgivable crime.
>>3390677
>>3390677Just tell me you fucking prick.
>>3390686Go back to drawing futa horse-dogs fucking their masters, CL
>>3390665Transformation will have its day.Perhaps soon, chubby pony is on its way back down to normal levels.I think there was a thread where we talked about it sometime last week, I wouldn't mind some more, even if it isn't a primary fetish
>>3390681I'm still not sure if that picture wasnt staged by the sentenal stalker anon
>>3390683I dont know why Fluffy's stuff never got edited and shit. It's not like it was hidden. It's still up on his DA.
>>3390677nononoooooooooooooooooooooo
>>3390683>decentRight...
>>3390677>fluffy pone and gravity fallswhy? why do they have to do this?
>>3390681>>3390709Yes. But a lot of us used to read fanfiction, and still do - it's just a case of finding a nugget of mud in the ocean of shit, so that's not so badAnd I remember him posting it with a trip
>>3390644>>3390670>>3390712What would Taco Pone look like
>>3390678You're a good dude
>>3390698>posting stram image>not asking for a stream>not naming it "lyra closeup krabb's a fag"
>>3390693>He also would print out the posts that had some criticism about his readings and would put them up on his wall.reading that a second time, that actually sounds like a fucking good ideaif you were an artist and people gave your art criticisms, wouldnt it be a fucking good idea to take the constructive criticisms and put them where you can see them regularlyits like every time I hear about sentenal's stalker he seems less and less autistic
>>3390702That hurts.Why would you hurt me just because I don't boner up to your fetish? Wouldn't you rather try to show me why it's appealing?
>>3390655Guess that's a no then?
>>3390681>not printing out and framing every thread where you get praise for a post.
>>3390656
>>3390677And so the piss spreads...
>>3390728
>>3390730>naming it lyra closeup krabb's a fagBut that would make him Kierz and thus a terrible faggot.
>>3390714If it was bad then why are we still pissed about losing it to the piss?
>>3390741But that's just a pone in a taco.
>>3390731>its like every time I hear about sentenal's stalker he seems less and less autistic...This is suddenly turning into some deep ass shit man.
MLPG Hamburger Time Mini Journal Day 91Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: Above AverageFlavor of the day: Marker PonyPost count for 07/21/12: 8251Journal Entries will be shorter for a while, as I won't be around as much for a while.That Lyra Quest thing finished, with however many times they've convened. Seemed like they had a lot of fun and it ended well. Good for them.Marker Pony was a topic for a lot of today. Song, new arts... good stuff.
>>3390734Why is there no more pictures of that pony?
>>3390665>>3390686meh i like transformation but only into either objects or insects since it feeds my much greater macrophilia/domination fetish.
>>3390728his entire body is taco shell, his insides, mouth and cock are made of meat.draw it scherzo
>>3390761My picture was eaten.
>>3390746I always thought that was Krabb's filenameI have no idea why
>>3390762Because she's buried outside of town
>>3390713> You now realize that Mabel would love fluffy pones.> She would play with them for hours.> She would be sad when they died.> She would cry.> Then she would get new fluffy pones.> This would drive Dipper absolutely nuts.
TIME TO DROP SOME ACID.
Scherzo's ability to always be on when i finally get time to fuck around in 4chan scares me.It's like he says "That anon who really hates me has to be getting off of work right now, better get online."
>>3390761>not mentioning the desperate lunaquest anons
>>3390776Why are they all blank flanks
>>3390783Filter
>>3390789changelings
>>3390761Leth is there something you need to tell us?
>>3390782>implying you wouldn't spend all night in that butt
>>3390789So they are harder to ID
>>3390783Or maybe we're both just in the EST zone.
>>3390805>implying I would
>>3390789Because they are good at making ponies disappear
>>3390805When did he imply that?
>>3390707Fuck that shit.I say fuse the two.Wouldn't you love to transform into the chubby pony? Forced down onto all fours followed by the swelling of your midsection and flank as the transformation tops off.Does that sound hot? I can't into transformation very well.
>>3390757>>3390731>>3390693You fucks are truly grade A retard material.
>>3390761Capped!
Leth please evaluate fanfictions againThat used to be fun, and the Breakfast fic wasn't enough to sate my hunger
>>3389738
>>3390774What? That's just silly.I don't even have an image that says STRAM, mine says stream
>>3390609horrid fetishes, you say?here's one this community INVENTED!
>>3390819I wouldn't mind that.So long as I could get some belly rubs from one of you after~
>>339082710/10
>>3390822sup stalker anon
>go to that songs post on eqd>everyone is freaking out about the first song saying it's amazing>20% Cooler (Club Mix)>Think it's some awful brony remix of Ken Ashcorp's song>Listen to it>It's a fucking generic techno song with no lyrics and a picture of rainbow dash in the background of the youtube video>People on EqD say the artist is "their favorite pony artist EVER"I'm actually not sure which one is worse but I'm still fucking mad.This counts for the marker pony song too. If you don't agree you're a hypocrite.
>>3390837>tfw kierz edited your shtick and stole it from youhow does it feel krabbhow does it feel
>>3390846>this is how 90% of pony music works
>>3390712Well, according to the fluffy threads, "Art-Anon's design is perfect for making you want to punch them in the face, having just the right amount of retard in it to awaken your manly primal rage."It's because AA drew more and his shit was easier to edit.At least he didn't throw a shitfit about it.
>>3390846>make 'music'>slap pony over the front>instant brony musicianYeah that's SOP right there.
>>3390838the pinkamena one was my favorite of thesestupid fetishes, making me like retarded shit
>>3390822Your disapproval stings.
>>3390849it feels like attentionso i love it
>>3390861>>3390864Also the artist is withholding an MP3 download of his own song until the video gets 25k views to get bronies to whore views on the video for him.
>>3390787Those autists are addicted to their feels.
>>3390804i cant understand what this says
>>3390877man i love that gif
MoonQuest session one: complete.
>>3390824this might fill you up.
Right, well the first session of Luna "Quest" is over.Thanks to those anons putting up with my bs intro. I know it's not all that fun the first session, I can only try to make it better come the next few sessions.Next session is slated for Tuesday 8pm EDT.Have a nice night guys!
>>3390877>tfw krabb never attends your streams anymoreI used to love seeing you two jerking around whilst I drew
>>3390878oh my god I'm so fucking mad
>>3390876Of course I disapprove of you defending a sad little shit for brain.
>>3390838But I like this fetishI didn't even know it was a fetish until I found it a while ago.
>>3390886"You want what being put where" "Leth, please when i'll be wider"
>>3390878Any retard with JDownloader can rip the audio from any Youtube video.I doubt there will be a drastic loss of quality.
>>3390881I can't stand taking partI'll read the result, but holy fuck I hate the people their
>>3390898>tfw Krabb is always in mine>and I always answer with a stupid Borat voice, saying "Oh Hello my friend!" It's a fun feel.
>>3390827Marker is the hero we deserve
>>3390903Truly, you are a paragon of proper MLPG benavior. We should all be like you.I am so sorry for ever having doubted you.I will now hate sentenal like a good little boy.
>>3390863> manly primal rage
>>3390916...their what, Anon? Their what?
>>3390839Of course I would cater to that soft pliable belly.One question though: Are you a male chubby pony or are you transformed into a female chubby pony? I like the idea of an entire gender swap myself. But I'd be more than happy spend some time with a chubby stallion too.
>>3390898>tfw krabb and kierz will never have sloppy makeouts
>>3390761And for those who didn't catch it:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.htmlINTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxxPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADPART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9BONUS 7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanonPART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeipPART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRryPART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwBPART 11: http://pastebin.com/hnziXgghPART 12: http://pastebin.com/J7HPiMdvPART 13: http://pastebin.com/QZMC66xM - END
fuck me in a trout mask
>>3390936>not a Rarity mask
>>3390936how about a trout mask replica?
>>3390846what does that song have to do with ponies?
>>3390916Without us you'd not have a quest to read!
does this poni have a fanon backstory
>>3390926>>3390863They're just spouting bullshit. They draw fluffy ponies getting tortured because they're pedophiles and animal abusers in serious denial.
>>3390932Personally, I've always wanted to be the slutty mare. I suppose either way works, a chubby stallion would be interesting too
>>3390898I'M SORRYI TRY TO SHOW UP WHEN I'M AROUND
>>3390918Peanus go to bed.
>He has Fluttershy trapped in his jaws, why is he letting her live?
>tfw Rose wants Ken Ashcorp's dick
>>3390932Um... If I had my choices, I'd like to be a pretty girl chubby pony.I hope you wouldn't think it was weird that I was a guy before...
>>3390953>They draw fluffy ponies getting tortured because they're pedophilesI dont think you know what those words mean.
>>3390960I am the only one who thinks Ken is overrated as fuck?
>>3390916
>>3390948She went to beauty school and learned to apply makeup to pones. The End.
>>3390890Thanks!
>>3390846if you have any constructive feedback i'd be happy to hear itI'm not a 'pony artist'
>>3390960but Rose hates dick
>>3390948China
>>3390945Maybe if you faggots quit with your asspie banter the quest would be more tolerable.
so uh I found this OC and I don't know where else to put it sooojust tell me if this is what I think this is http://amateurintimacy.tumblr.com/post/21619011363/2118#disqus_thread
>>3390960It's always the musicians that get gobs of fans even if they aren't very good.
>>3390945Stop making shitty decisions thenIf you all act as beta as you did in Rarity quest I'll disapprove
>>3390986But our banter is during quest update pauses.They are like our own hiatuses.
Could somebody post a picture of Jessys OC so I can use it for a reference?
>>3390976I figure it's the one useful thing I actually do in those quests. Aside from the odd suggestion that actually makes it through. Who thought people would argue so much about being persuasive as a talent.
>>3390972I never told them to do that. If anything, they should, else I won't be able to read the outcome
>>3390983but all ponies are made in china
>>3390994I really need to stop clicking random links in these threads.
>>3390998I was beta just to drag the thing as much as I can. More Rarity for m- I mean us that way
>>3390969>i dont thinkI'm sorry to hear that.See, I can take a quote out of context and use it to call you an idiot too, it's not that hard.The sheer amount of fluffy pony stories that revolve around their being raped or forced to have sex, with the fact that they've always been childlike, is what points to that. That and the fact a few of them have outright said that they use them as an outlet for pedophilia.
>>3390904here's the pinkie one, in case you missed it.
>>3390948Not that I have seen, just sporadic fanart
>>3390934>that feel when I pretty much took over completely during the final session
>>3391013>trying to woo Luna>choose persuasiveness over astronomy as a talent
>>3390782CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKA!
>>3391040I had a feeling like that in the middle of Raisin Quest.>tfw no mo raisin ever
>>3391039Oh fuck my sides hahaha
>>3391039>draw a picture with a joke about her looking asian>don't even draw her eyes asian-looking
>>3391042Haha really? Why?
>>3391065I think a lot of us got a turn feeling that way.
>>3391042>not being a silver-tongued smooth operator>not including Astronomy in the lesson plan anyway, garnering more time with the Princess>not being able to talk your way out of paparazzi ambushes
>>3391031Haha! I sure showed you by fucking up the pacing! Ha....ha....
>>3391042Holy shit, you're still butthurt about that?Let it the fuck go. God damn.
>>3391035don't forget rarity's!
>>3391075Well her eyes went back and forth in the episode too, so I would let it slide
>>3391075>asian-looking eyesnot everyone has the kind of eyes you're thinking of
>>3391023man these voices are badhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh4LSdTcuU0
>>3391090>Fics in imagesWhat is this? Winter 2011 again?
>>3390998Then join us and try to influence the quest's outcome.As for Rarity quest we acted like gentleman, which seemed fine to me.
>tfw writing pone sex and get a boner
>>3391098But they sure as fuck don't look the way they did in the show.>>3391097Well that is a different story then I guess.
>>3390960tumblr?
>>3390954>>3390965Well well..two men that wish to be the chubby mare and one of you wants to be a slut too.All I can really say is how will I go about this? Focus on one, then the other? Split attention between the two of you? It would be a fun night to say the least~
>>3391097Is there a BG pony you don't have a picture of?
>>3390890Where is that useless shit sentenal and his cap?
>>3390971>I am the only oneWe really need an image for when people do this shit.And I like his music but I don't think it's amazing composition or anything. I just enjoy it. You should probably stop using "overrated" as a synonym for "bad"
>transformation discussion earlierWould you compromise your humanity knowing your sacrifice would bring a smile on a little girl's face?
>>3391087You really should let it go man.Most of us if not everyone enjoyed it.And mistakes happen. It's natural.Still I wouldn't mind if you made another one to repair your mistake.I'm addicted to Rarity. I always need more. DON'T JUDGE ME!
>>3391124That took longer than I thought it would.
Would you dip your thumb in jam before thrusting it into your favourite pone's butthole?would you eat it back out?
>>3391124AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNot bad though
>>3391104>gentlemen>not complete betanuggetsRarity would probably fuck guys behind your back.
>>3391100what? you want me to paste it in spoiler text in the MLPG?because I can.
>>3391125There had better not be!
>>3391049We need more Acid greentexts.
>>3391151Just because you keep saying that to yourself doesn't make it true.
>>3391151no, we don't
>>3391042This way we can ask Luna teach us about astronomy, which lets us spend more time with her as a fellow quester mentioned.Besides, having a silver tongue is a valuable asset.
>>3391145It's SO MUCH easy to read
>>3391124>Grunkle Stan>not a unicorn>not trying to trick people WITH THE AMAZING FLOATING STONES
>>3391148She has a pretty hat
>>3391148rainbow dash's mom
>>3391171dyewts
>>3391078It was just likeeveryone is trying but they're coming up with some fairly weak shitand then you come in and you can't tell if you subconsciously lifted that shit from a movie you saw when you were a kid, then everybody suddenly goes "fuck my first choice, i'm going with this guy!"best part about it was knowing I was responsible for getting BEST END, I dont think anyone got their own suggestion counted as more then a quarter of the chosen suggestions for any particular post after we came clean>Alright son, you tried your best. Now watch your daddy go win everything forever.
>>3391120Slutty mare here, I'm in no hurry so feel free to take the other guy first if he's still around. Otherwise, just go ahead and play it as you like
>>3391128Here.
>>3391042Stop being such an aspieThe fucking dice rolled persuasion. Deal with it.
>>3391167Ponies can definitely into hats
>>3391164thisastronomy can be learned, so why not choose a skill that can't be learned, or at least cant be learned in Equestria?
>>3391132Yeah, yeah. I know.I just dislike I backslid after Pinkie "Quest" the most. And generally disappointing people. It's hard to let go of those things sometimes.I dunno, if I dick around with this Ren'py program for the VN enough, maybe I'll just rewrite it into something like that. Then someone can read it whenever they want, without having to wait for me to type everything up slow as ice.
>>3391138Yesbut instead of eating it myself I'd scoop it out with my tongue and have her eat it out of my mouth
>>3391189
>>3391189Tell her about it
>>3391120I wouldn't mind sharing... I... I could even help. If she wanted, that is. I don't wanna drag anyone down.
>>3391185Thanks.
>>3391202I wonder how large Bon Bon's hat collection is
>>3391185>implying I want to use anything from escapistMay as well use a fuckley comic while we're at it.
>>3391207Man, that hat sure is fancy
>>3391138Which pony has the cleanest butthole?what does it taste like?
>>3391165I'll have to wait until the next MLPG.
>>3391189Dat Golden Harvest.
>>3391166>not a unicornhe wouldn't be a unicorn, but he'd have a fake horn (like the fake eyepatch) just for the effect.
>>3391181I thought I came up with some pretty good ideas back there.But I missed a few crucial details.For instance, I really should have realized that the missing part of the crown wasn't IN the box, the missing part WAS the box. but no, instead I missed it like a moron and Pinkie Pie ended up dead as a result.
>>3391221>Golden HarvestNigga...
>>3391210She obviously keeps them all up her anus.
>>3391226This is a great idea. WHY IS THIS NOT IN THE PICTURE?
>>3391202What the hell could three apple cores mean as a cutie mark?
>>3391233What can't pony anuses do?
>>3391148That's Travis
>>3391227woah what the fuckI was talking about lyraquest and how I damn near singlehandedly got an ending everyone else was convinced had been closed offyou talking bout renequest?
>>3391230Do you even follow the fandom?Golden Harvest is canon, bro. I bet you still call Time Turner 'Doctor Whooves' too, don't you
>>3391245raisin quest. we're not talking about raisin quest?
>>3391240Probably SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3391240That she discovered a very tasty breed of apple. So tasty in fact that her cutie mark ate itself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBbV_zP1d8
>>3391248And so is Carrot Top.
>>3391248But he is Doctor Hooves. Hasbro okayed it.
>>3391253We were talking about both, I think
>>3391248>sharing bonbonsI still don't believe that was accidental.
>>3391229Please tell me there isn't a long-winded rant that goes with that.
>>3391248It says her nickname is Carrot Top on the card>caring about anything but the show>not just calling them whatever you like
>talking to a girl>shows me her pony art>ABSOLUTELY fantastic>an amazing artist talking about liking my art>no one knows who she is and has no recognition.i've never felt like such a hack, ugh.
>>3391220fuck, I'll start it now.hope I don't get b&.
>brony convention on my campus today>JJ will be there>ECMajor will be there>Skoon will be thereSh-Should I go?
>>3391253well I was talking about how after everyone was convinced we wouldnt be able to stay with lyra without bonbon leaving and being a bitter, broken shell of a pony I came in for the last session and more or less took overadmittedly I dont follow quests too much
>>3391210internet hat machine
>>3391285Introduce her to the general
>>3391285Does she have any online work?
>>3391287Attack.Kill skoon.
>>3391248>Do you even follow the fandom?>Time Turnerjust letting you that they are going to change his name to Dr. Hooves, because they can't use Doctor Whooves for copyright issues
>>3391183I would like to take care of our other chubby mare first. See if he...or rather she wants to be a slutty mare. Maybe you could help me with her.>>3391208Looks like you read my mind.
>>3391285>talking to a girlYou just lost like 90% of the people here
>>3391285its obviously not that great if you wont even show an example.
>>3391291Shining Armour lookalike middle-top-right.
>>3391282>not saving as Le Seinfeld Face
>>3391288>soldiering on when everyone else has given upyou mah nigga nowI still can't believe Leth managed to come up with that last-minute plan to time leap in RQ after everything went to hell. or that we actually managed to pull it off
>>3391286 You put down your newest book when you hear the knock on the door. Your hands ache from practicing magic all day and the door opens before you can try to move it with your mind. A royal guard enters, standing just above the halfway point in its height. His gold-plated armor klinks and taps against itself as he moves, grunting to you that you’ve been summoned by Princess Celestia, and to dress well. You nod and walk over to the closet stuffed with the clothes she had custom-tailored for you—they had to be custom-tailored anyway, what with you being the only human in all of Equestria. You don’t have it too bad. While you know that you’re the Princess’ prisoner of sorts, you have all the luxuries you could ask for: a nice room, plenty of clothes and food, books and other entertainments, and are free to walk the lower levels of the castle. But the best part is that she’s given you something no one else ever could: Magic. You put on a nice set of comfortable but royal-looking clothes. There isn’t a horn on your head, nor any other human analogue for such a thing, but because of these…meetings, you’ve been able to channel it through your hands. The potential drives you on, eager to meet her again, eager to repeat it until you’ve met her vision and plans for you; you have all the time in the universe now to practice magic, or so she says. Some ancient story from your life back home nags at the back of your head, something about gods uplifting mortals to live forever when they- A flash of light blinds you for a moment, and you blink into existence in Princess Celestia’s chambers. You can see her laying on her large bed, smiling and giggling at your disorientation.
>>3391287Trotcon?
>>3391301I don't think I can kill anybody
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATIONTHERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION:
>>3391291Animators forgot to set fullbright to 0 in that scene I see.
>>3391315That is just constellation butt
>>3391332GOD HELP THE GYPSY WITH HER WITCHCRAFTSOMEDAY I'M GONNA GO HOME
chain rattle
>>3391324Oh oh my
>>3391324“My dearest Charge,” she smiles at you, a hoof up to her face, “I just couldn’t wait any longer.” “It’s quite alright, Princess,” you reply dizzily. She pats a hoof next to her on her bed, the smile still on her face, and you obey her silent command. At first you had resented being a prisoner of the castle, regardless of how your prison looked, but you’ve grown to accept it. She really is a nice person after all, and you understand what would happen if she let you have free reign before she’s done with you. The fire burns warmly in the fireplace near the bed, flickering orange light onto the purple walls and across the gold trim on…everything. The mattress is soft and thick and warm, large enough for the both of you. Next to the bed sits a night-stand with a jewel-encrusted golden teapot and a small crystal cup. As a god-princess, you suppose that she really would get the best of everything. Obediently you sit down next to her, noticing her waving hair change direction in the windless room as you do. Her face nuzzles up against yours before kissing you on the cheek. At least you think it’s a kiss; these meetings always make you a little nervous (and perhaps a little used), but the payoff is well worth it. Her huge horn glows and lifts the teapot and the glass, pouring some tea from one to the other. She looks at you playfully before asking: “Are you thirsty, my dear Charge?” She rolls onto her side, her head now behind you. “There’s plenty enough for you here.” One of her hooves rubs her belly. “Oh, yes please!” you reply. You’ve had plenty of the tea here yourself, but the Princess always get the best of the best. The tea that graces her glass makes yours taste like pondwater.
>>3391311
>>3391324more please?
>>3391332YOU'RE A TOYMAKER'S CREATIONTRAPPED INSIDE A CRYSTAL BALL
>>3391257http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnpTtK5peA
>>3391327Unfortunately
>>3391339LINK IT NOW, I NEED IT, COME ON THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>3391341thred is haunted
>>3391306Oh gosh... Um... I don't really know. I could try...Wh-what do I do? Do I have to... You know... With her?With you?
>>33913682spooky
those panties
>>3391366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8McbJ75MU4is the song
Vaginas, now with more dick.
>>3391350here's where it gets good.One of her forelegs reaches around your waist and pulls you back to rest against her body, your head laying across her shoulder, her mane gently waving against your hair. The teapot gains an aura about it before hovering over near your faces, where she lifts the lid and looks inside. “Oh, I’m sorry dear, it looks like we’re all out.” She shows you the empty container before placing it back on the nightstand. A small chuckle escapes her before she speaks again. “But I know where you can get a drink, my dear.” A nudge of her head and a flash of light directs your attention to between her legs. Between them a pair of pearly white balls, each the size of your fist or bigger, and a heavy, flacid member now sit where there had been empty space. You turn back to her. “Go ahead, bring it up honey. I’m sure you’re quite thirsty.” Ah, the part you’ve been eagerly awaiting. Leaning over on the bed your bring your face closer to the intersection of her rear legs and body, the sweet scent of her body filling your nostrils. One of your hands lifts the soft snake of flesh, bringing it to your mouth. The other presses between her legs, reaching and pushing to get a good grip of one of her firm fleshy orbs.
>>3391368
>>3391210> "Bonbon you have too many hats."> "YOU HAVE TOO MANY GLOVES."> Lyra slinks away, knowing she has already lost this fight.
>>3391353that is pretty good but i will need more than a small quick sketch to judge.
>>3391379what in the
>>3391379is the dick coming out the vagina?
>>3391379explain what this is
>>3391353You think that's good?
>>3391379
>>3391378It's so fucking good, thank you anon
>>3391386>futaGoddammit, I'm out.
>>3391386>FutalestiaDropped.
>>3391386You purse your lips to greet the tip, kissing it before letting out your tongue. You press your tongue wide against it, sliding it across her hole; you can taste the sweetness of her juices already. She exhales heavily and rolls over onto her back, her giant wings unfolding beneath her and across the bed. Blood swells between your digits from the fondling your her warm and firm balls your other hand is giving her. The warmth fills your mouth and you can feel its increasing weight lolling on your tongue. You begin to slide it across the incredibly smooth skin, savoring the texture of the part of her body penetrating your face... She giggles from behind you and puts a hoof lightly on the small of your back. You let her semi-erect member out of your mouth for a moment. “One step at a time. You don’t want to rush. Now ready yourself, my favorite Charge.” You slip her cock back into your mouth and rest your head against her belly in time to feel her shudder slightly. She lets out a long sigh. The warm, lightly sweet milk starts quickly, a small stream pressing a point into the top of your tongue. By now you’ve mastered the skill of swallowing while letting her fill your mouth, careful not to spill a drop onto the perfect skin resting against your cheek. You greedily gulp down her gift, and beneath the fingers wrapped around her cock and your lips sealed around it, you can feel it moving within her tract and into your mouth. More and more pumps from within her, filling your stomach. You can feel her hoof relaxing against your back as she finishes, squeezing a last few drops into your eager mouth. By now her member has swollen to its true size, completely erect and hot on your tongue. You slide it out for a moment to thank her.
>>3391356AND WHICHEVER WAY HE TILTS ITKNOW THAT WE MUST BE RESILIENT
>>3391379>I missed
>>3391373Oh god.Don't know if I should save it...
silver spoon with a bob-cut where?
>>3391413WE WON'T LET THEM BREAK OUR SPIRITSAS WE SING THIS SILLY SONG!
>>3391417nobody must ever know...
>>3391411“Shhhh…” she replies. Her other hoof presses lightly against the back of your head and guides your face back to her erection. “Actions speak louder than words, my Charge.” You understand. You purse your lips against the tip again, resting gently to the entrance of your mouth, before you reach both hands forward to cup each of her testicles. Lightly squeezing hold, you pull yourself forward while arcing your back, sliding her member slowly into your mouth as far as you can take it. You head moves back and forth across her cock and you savor the taste and texture of the perfect skin, a vein or two popping out and pleasuring your lips and mouth as it crosses the threshold again and again. You can hear her breathing become ragged behind you, and you playfully begin to roll the now-sweaty orbs in your hands together and around the base of her perfect member. It’s a long way for your mouth to go each time, but with practice you’ve been able to get more and more of her into you, each time making sure to rub your tongue across her spout. You can taste the warm, sticky, and sweet pre starting to leak from her, and you know she’s close. Her hips are starting to follow the motion of your head. You hear a small grunt behind you, her breath now quick and short. Moving your head back up to the head, you quickly jerk your mouth up and down on it, swirling your tongue around her generously leaking hole. You almost choke when she forces your head back down and she fills your mouth again. This time warm, almost hot, honey squirts into your mouth. Her hips are still jerking, pressing herself farther into you, and you tighten your grip on her balls, trying to squeeze more of it from her body. Streams shoot into your face, and it begins to curl around your lips, nearly dripping.
>>3391417Well, it's fairly anthro but they still have hoovesI say go for it
>>3391099>PinkieIt's shit. Wrong timbre, not hyper at all. Can't laugh for shit.>TwilightA bit meh.>ApplejackToo high-pitched.>FluttershyPretty good. She can't pretend-cry for shit, though.>Rainbow Dash...actually that's a pretty good match in timbre, but the acting probably needs work. I don't speak Chinglechongle, so I wouldn't be able to tell.>SpikeIs that an actual boy they used for his voice? Impressive.>dat GildaGreat, now I'm having fantasies of her as a Taiwanese Biker Chick.
>>3391393There's various approaches to the whole futanari/hermaphrodite thing.Type 1) The cock and balls are separate from the vagina, positioned where they normally would be with the vagina positioned just a little bit further back to accommodate the testiclesType 2) The clitoris becomes the cock. No testicles, or they're internalType 3) The cock is actually hidden within the vagina itself, slipping out when aroused and curving forward to assume the position when needed.This has been "Fucked Up Furry Logic" with your host, Scherzo.
>>3391386>futalestiaI'm sticking around for this one.
>>3390065>>>/mu/26662027
>>3391417Do it.Do it.You know you want to. Stop denying yourself. Stop caring. Just do it.
>>3391323man by the end of that quest because of the shit i was suggesting I wound up being niggas with damn near everybodyAlso, just a tip for you Lunaquest anons: IT PAYS TO BE BALLSY. IT PAYS RIDICULOUSLY WELL TO BE BALLSY. I dont wanna read the recap and find the same kind of pussyfooting shit you pulled in rarityquest, got it?
>>3391388i imagine pony gloves look like thissorry for the art, i am not an artist
boo
>>3391432“Aaah…ahh,” she coos. You feel the last couple of twitches and spurts of honey into your mouth before she lets up pressure on your head. It softens within your mouth and you withdraw it with your hand. You lick it up and down to clean it before allowing it to fall back onto the Princess’ body. “You did well, my dear,” she says contentedly. As her member softens you slip it back into your mouth, small amounts of her sweet honey still seeping from the tip. “Well enough for me to reward you. You know what that means…” You smile and stand. She was going to give you what you’ve earned, what you want, what you’ve been waiting for, what you came here to get. She stands as well and turns away from you, presenting her delicious flank. Her waving tail lifts to reveal her perfect cheeks crowding a tightly clenched pink hole. She leans forward on the bed, her flank still in the air. “It’s all yours. Go ahead.” She wiggles it in front of you, and you have to wipe a small bit of drool coming from the side of your mouth. Her hole opens and puckers a couple times, luring you in. Stepping forward, you plant your face between her cheeks and her tail lowers down on top of your head, falling down your back and on your shoulders. You kiss it at first, smelling her sweet musk and tasting the sweat built up here from your earlier activities. A slide of your tongue across her hole brings a giggle from the Princess and another kind of sweet taste. You begin poking your tongue against it, into it lightly, across it again. Deeper and deeper each time your tongue digs before she pinches it within her for a moment. You struggle to pull it out for a moment and she laughs with you. “Ready?”
What the fuck is a feeldo?
>>3391427WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FILLYA GALLOPING BLAZE OVERTOOK MY CITY
>>3391452Jesus christ, cut that shit outI swear I'll have you tagged or make you wear flares or something
>>3390065what the everloving fuck is Side A?
>>3391305>Can't call him Doctor Whooves or the BBC will ream our collective assholes with a spiked cricket bat>Let's just call him Dr. Hooves instead.
>>3391451Winter Wrap-up agrees with you.
>>3391460strapless strap-on
>>3391460google it
>>3391409>>3391410Why do you guys gotta hate the old dickeroo
>>3391388>Lyra and Bon Bon will never combine their hat and glove collections, get an oversized coat and stand one on top of another, trying to sneak somewhere as poorly disguised as a human
>>3391460its a sort of strap on that has an insertable end into a womans vagina then the other end makes the dick that she then fucks you with
>>3391452>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!">"Blitz, calm down! Stop shooting everywhere!"
>>3391464Welcome to legalese.Where a single letter can mean the difference between litigation or being in the safe zone.
>>3391392You act like you've never seen a vagina that has fatty mons and a dick coming out the center of it.>>3391401>>3391405A pair of vaginas and a dick.>>3391393It's rubbing up against it, however, maybe the dick is too high.
>>3391440>fake pop>real popwhat the fuck is going on
>>3391478it dick's not too high the vagina's too low
>>3391461SO THEY SHIPPED ME OFF TO THE ORPHANAGE
>>3391371You only have to do what you're comfortable with, love. But honestly, yes and also yes. You do want to be a chubby slutty mare, right? Don't worry about it being too rough. We'll both ease you into it gently.
>>3391449As a Raisin Quest veteran, I can assure you that I have no intention of "pussyfotting" in Lunaquest.
>>3391463Side A of a really obscure album by post-rock band Godspeed you! Black emperor. 33 copies made, and no one has one. some guy in /mu/ claims he has it and uploaded something he claimed to be the first side.
>>3391451
>>3391470Because people keep putting dicks on things that don't need dicks. You want m/m action, but don't want to have both parties be male? Futa. That's all it is: acceptable gay.Futa on female is fine, though.
>>3391453>tongue in asswelp it was fun while it lasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmKlVvH595oMY FUCKING SIDES
>>3391453You nod silently between her cheeks, pressing your face as far between them as it will go, your hands reach up and pulling down on her cock, again becoming erect. Her leg muscles tense and you can feel her hole widening for the coming load to fill your hungry mouth. Her cheeks tighten, squeezing your face and opening your mouth wider. A moment passes, the Princess’ breath held as she pushes out her feces to force into your face. A large and loud fart escapes her asshole, making you jump, the two sets of cheeks flapping together as the sweet aroma escapes. “Pffbbbtt! Ha ha ha,” she laughs and loses her concentration for a moment. “Forgive me,” she regains her composure, “here it comes for real this time.” Another tensing, another widening of her exit, and she pushes. This time the warm, sweet ambrosia starts to come. Slowly at first, only a mouthful or two at a time press out. It tastes and feels like a vanilla pudding, except with a strange, thick texture, and you smoosh it around your mouth in the moments the Princess takes to breath before pushing more of it into your face.
>>3391499"It was THIS big, darling!""balls deep!"
>>3391511This time more than a couple mouthfuls come out, and they come out quickly in long segments. It begins to smear around your mouth and face, coating the inside of her ass with the beige substance. You close your mouth for a moment to swallow the considerable load, but she pushes again before you’re ready and a small portion of the warm goo secretes from her anus and spreads onto your face again. You wipe most of it onto the inside of her flank to lick up, but she tells you there’s more to come and you reposition your mouth back onto her asshole. As it widens again, letting more of it out and into your hungry mouth, you press your lips around it and suck, and loud slurping sounds pierce the relative quiet of her chambers. “Ngnnhh, I’ve saved,” she says between grunts, “quite a bit for-ngh!-you.” Your hands work up and down on her hard member, still slick from earlier, and her asshole tightens every now and again when they stroke the head. The ambrosia covers the lower half of your face, running down onto her considerable ballsack that’s been brushing against your dirty chin. A couple shoves pushes and she’s finished, leaving her anus gaping and relaxed for you to clean. You take the time to clean her, working from the outside, sliding up and down the curves of her ass, slowing getting closer and closer to the sweet, soft, open hole between them.
>>3391499I'm kinda tired of futa in general, actually. They're part of the reason I stopped browsing /d/ - because they're fucking everywhere and some mouthbreather keeps reviving the almost-dead futa threads.That and the fact they despise greentext, even if it's /d/ related"This is a IMAGEBOARD" my donut-shaped ass.
>>3391525“Oops, one more,” she giggles. Before she can push it out, you press your tongue into her again. You can feel it within her, on your tongue, and you swirl it around inside her colon, rubbing it around the walls and savoring the sweet taste of her excrement. Suddenly she lets out a cry of ecstasy and her member swells, shooting onto the bed beneath her. Your hands get covered, but your face remains firmly between her cheeks, cleaning the mess your inadequate face created. You go back to cleaning her flank, the crackle of the fire the only sounds that pierce your contented silence. Another bed, clean and fresh, lays beneath the two of you as you lounge. The servants don’t ask questions, apparently used to this kind of thing. The Princess lays on her side behind you, and you against her belly, drinking wine (this time both of you have glasses) and making small talk. “Try again.” You lift a hand and concentrate for a moment. A small grey aura surrounds your hand and the wine bottle and, after a few seconds, it begins to levitate slightly off the tray. You smile and look at her proudly. “You’re making progress,” she says, laying her head down onto a big plush pillow, “but it looks like we’re going to have a lot more of these meetings before you’re ready.” You smile and sip your wine. That’ll be just fine with you.-soashamedpony
>>3391503why is the aspect ratio messed up
YOSHI!
>>3391503better than the original
>>3391503Okay it's not bad
>>3391540Why did you think I knew that?
>>3391503Brony... please. Please just go.
>>3391435I can totally see Human Gilda as being the kind of girl who loves her Harley.Dash rides a crotchrocket. They constantly argue over whose bike is better.
>>3391533
>>3391503>My rose was red how'd it turn pink! Now I'm mad so KICK the apples!I cannot wait for the rest of these.
>>3391541Why does she have cocks for legs?
>>3391532You're not alone. Greentext stories are good when they're about how your pizza was exchanged for a large order of lasagna, not when they start to rival a several page essay.
>>3391503shit status: KIA
>>3391488SAID "DITCH THOSE ROOTS IF YOU WANT TO FIT IN";SO I DUG ONE THOUSAND HOLESAND CUT A RUG WITH ORPHAN FOALS
>>3391590>Not writing a multi-chapter story with hundreds of lines in each partfucking casuals these days
>>3391503this seems rather forced.well, it's new in the fandom i guess, so I guess we'd all better embrace it with the power of a thousand autists.
>>3391557The definition of trying too hard
>Browsing pony blogs on tumblr Shut up its fun>see [LOADING PONIES]>get the fuck out of there
>>3391503I liked that, but what really caught my eye was that the real version is up to 2.7 million views.
>>3391610Why do you hate fun, anon?
>>3391541Because it's porn.She's sounding with a bubble blower.Then blowing bubbles with the cum.It's Pinkie.
>>3391490I... I um... I don't know if I should... But... Ok. I don't want to ruin everything by backing out now... Just be careful, alright? I haven't really done anything like that before.Oh gosh I sound so stupid...
>>3391625I hate the fuck out of those
>>3391626Make that 2.8 million.
>>3391625well it's a good thing mine doesn't have those
>>3391605so I just checked the link to that songIt's terrific.
>>3391635It'll be OK, anonJust relax and go with the flowEverything will be just fine
'sup MLPG. I know how you like your murder horses, so here's a link to /v/ Mafia thread.>>>/v/147991569>>3391625Blame Klondike.>>3391625I wish I had more free time. Between full time job, gym, art, and writing, and they myriad of responsibilities that come with being an dult, I barely have time to enjoy such simple pleasures.
>Rarity/Octavia duet is just a joke and Seth was just a retard about it>Dragon Fluttershy also isn't happening So all we have left is possible Trixie and Luna and the two songs right?And the Crystal Kingdoms DVD which is going to be another episode pack on December the forth.Anything else we know?
>>3391559>The sound of an engine revving up, thundering away in your garage>"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-uck-y-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-sssss---!"
>>3391653Pinkie's brew is so much better though (I remember how it was spammed all the time here, it was good)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c
>>3391658Playing with /v/ is terrible.
>>3391659Micthemic is an attentionwhore who can't actually do what he's internet-famous for.
>>3391324>>3391350>>3391386>>3391411>>3391432>>3391453>>3391511>>3391525>>3391533
>>3391653Does it beget terror?
>>3391635How about I start you off with a soothing belly rub? Chubby ponies love belly rubs.Now I wonder where my partner went off to..I don't think I can handle all this pudge by myself~>>3391655Speak of the devil? Is that you, other chubby mare?
>>3391669I bet you haven't even seen the show, ever heard the phrase. "Don't knock it til you try it."? Another question is why are you on a pony video in the first place? And why do trolls like you think for example that its not okay to be racist to blacks, but its fine to be racist to bronies. Also, work on your god damn spelling! But hey, I'm not gonna hate, because us bronies believe in Love and Tolerance.
>>3391655are you the guy that erped as a girl x rule63 Rarity?
>>3391662There is a reason why woman love Harleys so much.
>>3391695Get the fuck out /v/, nobody want's you here
>>3391669The russian version is even better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:http://mlpg.co/q/res/39587.html
>>3391678what is he doing now?
>>3391713I'm not from /v/
>>3391669I like Princess of the Night more than Pinkie's Brew.http://youtu.be/d4xvIpSSlWo
>>3391693Ready and willingA bit slow though, sorry!>>3391703Nope!sounds neat, got a cap by chance?
>>3391662>>3391710>She comes back inside, walking slightly bowlegged and stinking of... SOMETHING besides oil and engine-grease, a loopy smile on her face, hidden slightly by her disheveled hair.>"Uh... G? Are you okay--?">"I'm... juuuuuuust fine, dweeb...! I think I'm gonna... take a shower now...!"
>>3391713that's from the youtube comments
>>3391659I know I can count on watching the episodes on Saturday with MLPG because I love you all as well as ponies.
>>3391695AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3391662unf
>>3391693If you would... I'd really like that. Should I just... Lay back?
>>3391740I don't, but there's one somewhere if you ask around more.It's pretty hot.
>>3391727I don't know, but I'm sure he thinks it's great when it actually sucks.
>>3391718Yeah I love that one
>>3391605NOW MEMORIES ARE BLURREDAND THEIR FACES ARE OBSCUREDBUT I STILL KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS SONG!
>>3391758Just checked through my little folder, and I've got the saved webpage. I don't think it was ever made into an image or anything
>>3391742>you ambush her in the shower
>>3391740Thought you'd given up on us. Glad to see that isn't the case. Mind giving me a hand in comforting our guest?>>3391752That's a good girl..just lie back and we'll take over. Would you fellows care to take this into the old horse? I've noticed that nobody has complained so far but I'd still rather not have this become a thing in a still living general. It's a matter of principles really.
>>3391752Sure, that sounds like a good place to startI mean, there's going to be a lot of ground to cover, so to speakBut I'm not too familiar with chub myself, so I guess we'll be learning together~
>>3391793she doesn't seem like someone who'd appreciate those kinds of advances.she seems more like someone who'd be the dom in bed.>tfw you'll never get to hear Gilda call you a dweeb and tell her to fuck her harder.
Why aren't you drawing?
It had been a nice thread, MLPG! I'LL BE SEEING YOU AT THE NIGHT THREADS. YOU BETTER BE CHILL AND NOT MAD WHEN I GET THERE.
>>3390336cmon really you don't think any of those are goodI think they're pretty good
>>3391819FUCK YOU I'VE BEEN DRAWING THE WHOLE DAY
>>3391823GG plsplsdrawponies
>>3391819Why are you made of jizz?
>>3391821I am so upset that you would imply that this is not already a chill night threadI mean, look at the timeand the fact that we have two sets of ERPers going already.
>>3389948>A scene from MLP:FiM was indirectly inspired by Nazi propagandaThat's not what "directly" means. The word you're looking for is "indirectly".
>>3391823Haha, GG, you can't draw that good.
>>3391533i was fapping a long to this, i got myself to the edge a few times but i was saving it to blow my load when celestia did at the end. i waited for it but the celestia cumshot description was pretty disappointing at the end. i still came hard though. its funny i was just about to fap to the pinkie fic but then i saw celestia posted here.
>>3391819Too busy drinking. Also I don't draw much.
>>3391840can'tdrawing naughty quest commissions
>>3391815>she doesn't seem like someone who'd appreciate those kinds of advances.And that kind of attitude is why you are a beta who will never know how it feels to top Gilda.
>>3391819I am.but I'm not that great so i try to be funny instead.
>>3391845But that's the word he usedIt's even in the line you quoted
Bad cops bad cops!
>>3391541those are cocklegs
>>3391819Because I'm thinking about how to change stuff in my first page. Fuck you body language and needing a specific pose and look for a joke.
>>3391823heyhey glitter gluewhere do you live?Because I'm going to consume your flesh and steal your powers for my own.No hard feelings, though. Love your work!
>>3391844ERPing isn't chill. it's just creepy.
>>3391775WHEN YOU'VE BUNGLED ALL YOUR BANGLESAND YOUR LOVED ONES HAVE BEEN MANGLEDLISTEN TO THIS JINGLE JANGLEOF MY GYPSY TAMBOURINEBUT THESE WORDS ARE HYPNOTIZINGAND THE WHOLE WORLD'S HARMONIZINGSO PLEASE CHILDREN STOP YOUR CRYINGAND JUST SING ALONG WITH ME!
>>3391849>Haha, GG, you can't draw that good.sure can'tbut it's my character design, which is what was in question to begin with
>>3390313I really like the Drama queen and the Jockeys.
>>3391819Every time I try to do 3/4th veiw on a colt, I mess it up, get angry, and browse mlpg to cool off. I've found leaving mlpg is harder than drawing.
>>3391862>But that's the word he usedI know it isn't, that's what I just said. Jesus.
Remember that Justice League episode whit the dreams and how they start good and gradually get more and more dark?I'd like a MLP episode like that, you know maybe some dream monster.
>>3391883why cant you draw that good
>>3391819should i be>>3391861oh god this is mei'm not funny either
>>3391845uhhhhhh
>>3391844don't forget the pony futa foodscat clopfiction copypasta'd into the main thread!
>>3391867>That's a penis.gif
>>3391884>Rarity will never read your love letter and get all misty-eyed
>>3391872But it's not a true night thread without a healthy dose of fetishes
>>3391844Eh, well, the assumed fabled "night threads" for me are usually in 6-7 hours. That's when I usually drawfag.
KICK IT
>>3391894Why would you want the little cute sleeping ponies to have nightmares anon?Why are you so mean?
>>3391884The Drama Queen is one of the few characters that actually showed up in-quest
>>3391883hey GGyou recently try and draw anything with, you know, detail? just switch styles for a while? you should try that.
>>3391916Still...eugh.But if folks want to have their fun, then I'd be a fool to try to stop them.
>>3391892I feel like you're misreading these posts and coming up with the opposite meaning of what's intended
>>3391819I am drawing damnit
>>3391806>>3391810B-both of you? I don't know what to say, you're so nice... Thank you...If you want to move I guess it's ok. I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable because of me. But um... Could...Couldyoucarrymeoh gosh i'm sorry ill just walk don't hate me!
>>3391949Cosmo pls
>>3391915Not if Aspirant's writing it, she'll just jump you for sex.
>>3391915>Send a secret admirer letter to Rarity>She thinks its that big sexy hunk from Law School>Its just you >anonymous
>talk about questing>remember having a lot of fun questing>favorite quest hasn't had a peep of activity in months
>>3391947>I feel like you're misreading these posts and coming up with the opposite meaning of what's intended>you're misreading these postsMaybe since I'm the only fucking literate person in this thread, apparently.
>>3391938That is a ridiculously boring and flat color palette.
>>3391926
>>3391949Why is her hand going through the glass?
>>3391858>naughty quest commissionsDo you mean like naughty commissions based on quest characters, or actual quests that are naughty and have been commissioned?
>>3391964i dont read things until they're finishedlike rubyquest
>>3391962>she laughs at you and your tiny dick
>>3391940I think he only has a mouse/touchpad to draw.Has he tried pencil and paper, though?>>3391964I added the /quest/ board to my speed dial. I really want to join one.
>>3391969pls Anon, I think you're confused
>>3391983>you will never have a Stan bobblehead
>>3391992I think he just refuses to because hes afraid of failure, like all of us.
>>3391987Shut up she has magic
>>3391815>>3391859She seems like the kind who gets off on competition - if she tops you, she gets off on the power-trip of making a man do what she wants; if the man successfully makes her bottom, she gets off on finding a man who isn't afraid to take what he wants.And she loves surprises, like her weenie-ass little dweeb growing a pair, playing the man and putting her in her place - it keeps the game fresh and exciting.>She growls challenges to your masculinity through clenched teeth and demands you pound her pussy raw like a REAL goddamn man would>She fights with you as you try to flip her around so you can do her doggy-style>you pin her arms behind her back and force her face into the pillows, feeling her getting wetter as you win this round.
>>3391973wellI'm sorry you don't like itbut the quest was abandoned anyway
>>3391987Rarity would probably think its huge because she has never seen a dick before.
>>3391964We did end up in a rocky situation.
>>3391964Just remember how Raisin Quest 3 went down.We narrowly avoided death so many times we lost count, lost our minds, took control of another character, got Pinkie killed, miraculously regained our minds, leapt back in time, got arrested, got turned into a rock, blew up a stone bird TWICE, and narrowly avoided death to pull off a happy ending.Whenever Raisin Quest 4 happens,It.Will.ROCK.
>>3391955Well, if you need help moving I guess that's on me. I'll just wait for the masters word on that decision since I really don't care either way.We'll have to get something comfy to lay you down on, if we do.
>>3392022incoming dick flop.gif
>>3391982>Do you mean like naughty commissions based on quest characters, or actual quests that are naughty and have been commissioned?the latter
>>3392029>ROCK.
>>3392012That turned me on just a little bit.
>>3392028It was kinda hard, but we chipped away at the challenges until we chalked up a win.
>>3392018Precisely.And that is why we must ambush her in the shower. We'll see how big she's talking once we've got her tits pressed up against the glass.
>>3391955>>3392030Nonsense, a properly pudgy lady such as yourself should be doted upon. Especially with what we have planned for you later on~ You're pretty heavy but you must already know that I prefer you this way.I'll see you in the old horse
>>3391980because im a butt maybe this works
>>3392054faget
>>3392057And now we know to never take life for granite.
>>3392012> "Woman, I don't need my dick to please you. I have my entire right ar-"> suddenly magic> "OR WE COULD DO THAT"
>>3392012someone needs to make a continuation of that comic
>>3392012>implying she wouldn't be too busy laughing to enchant your dick
>>3392040Pls gg, plshow many commissions left
>>3392011I've purchased a heavy duty binder and loaded it with Printer paper. I have no excuse not to draw and try to improve. Neither do yo, Anon. Get to it.
>>3392018So basically you need to either be strong enough to dom her all the time, or be comfortable as a switch.
>>3392082Sex is the ending. You're welcome.Or maybe a PONY BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
I take it i miss Luna Quest, right...FUCK EVERYTHING
>>3392074When the next quest gets slated, I'm sure we'll steel ourselves for what's to come, and erode away our opposition.
>>3392112wooo wooo?
>>3392086She won't be laughing once I've got her laid out on her back and I'm giving her a good tongue-lashing.
>>3392040>actual naughty questsSo like, you're going to run it somewhere?Is it open to the public, or just a thing for the commissioner>tfw you realize you could pay GG to drawfag ERP with you
>>3392123Relax, it was just an introduction.
>>3392111Who said you'd be domming her all the time? I said it's the COMPETITION she likes.It can be fun to lose, too, dweeb.
>>3392133
>>3392111>not being comfortable as a switchhow could you limit your sexual experience so?
>>3392094pff i already WAS drawing when you posted thathaha
>>3392129I like the way you think.
>>3392133>Private drawfag ERPThat just feels so wrong to me.
>>3392113Why is Panko such a slut?
>>3392158That gif is pretty shitty.
I don't draw, i just paint models to get my creative juices flowing, is that good?
>>3392158Nice. But it's extended naptime on the West Coast. Hope to see you and your art later.
>>3392169It's too creepy for me. I mean, can you imagine how awkward it would be talking to them elsewhere?
>>3392133he did it all the time with the ccc stuff though
>>3392178nobody cars>>3392183im on the west coast
>>3392137>>3392137FUCK YOU FAGGOTDON'T TELL ME WHAT DO TO
>>3392174The fuck did you just say, son?
>>3392193>that picoh gosh
>>3392174She just wants to make friends and please everyone she meets. Is that so wrong?
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Soarin' x Femanon soon
>>3392251PLS GIVE ME SOMETHING TO FAP NOW
>>3392251awesome
>>3392241Why don't you talk about the show? Do you think the ponies would invite Mr. Sea Serpint to Ponyville?
>>3392251>FemanonGay.
>>3392241shut up Trixie
>>3392269No. He probably eats sea ponies.
Why isn't life like ponies?Why can't I just find some alone time to write?Why aren't these equines bringing me joy like they did?
>>3392213I asked why pink horse is a slut.
>>3392269>mm, Rarity, these DRESSES>are absolutely GORGEOUS>he flails his tail around, smashing a wall in
1 - Princess Celestia2 - Twilight Sparkle3 - Applejack4 - Fluttershy5 - Rarity 6 - Rainbow Dash7 - Pinkie Pie8 - Discord9 - Mrs. Cake0 - Dubs decidesLet's see what I'm fapping to
>>3392293cheer up
>>3392293You're in too deep.and trying to pull out would be even worse.
>>3392133I am running them somewhere, but it's not public
>>3392269>He shows up>Is called Stevey/n?
>>3392293you sir need a break from ponies, come back in a few months watch some episodes (even if they aren't your favorites, especially if they're ones you've only seen once or twice) and get ready for the 3rd season.but really you need a break over everything else.
HEY HEYHEY GUYSGUYS HEYGUYS GUYSWhat if scrunchies are tweens?
>>3392329Will they be public eventually?
>>3392313
>>3392313oh boy i wonder who i get
>>3392340what if they are twins?
>>3392323>4570Blunder of the century
>>3392285But the sea ponies are jerks. They totally deserve it.>>3392293Because the Drue Enforcement Agency of the United States is watching. Also, get some soda, and stream a couple of episodes.
>>3392293Not to sound insensitive here, but how's the Celestia fic going?
>>3392329You'll post an archive of it when its finished won't you?
>>3392299
>>3392340motion tweens?I urge you to go and watch the animation analysis series
>>3392323>4570YOU JUST HAD TO RESIZE THE DAMN PIC JC
>>3392348pffthaha
>>3392329i find the fact that you run erotic quest in private more suspicious than if you were to run an erotic quest in public.
>>3392367not him but I'm sure he means tweens as in inbetween frames
>>3392313>rollingwe /b/ now
>>3391894>Rainbow Dash's dream starts innocent enough, audition with the Wonderbolts>Doesn't make it but the they say that she was very close, a bit more training and she'll certainly get in>Dash's a bit sad but accept it with dignity>Going home she sees FS in a Wonderbolt costune>she got in>She just stand there, not beliving it>Scoot comes from behind, she got in too>ever pegasus got in>no every pony got in>everyone but her>and their laughing>everyone laughing>the wonderbolts, ponyville, Scootaloo and even her friends are laughing at her>laughing at her because she isn't good>her greatest talent and everyone is better then her>everyone
>>3392323no.
>>3392362Why don't you shut your whore mouth, Pinkie?
>draw something small>go back to mlpg>cant leave
>>3392385They're not. Again, Animation Analysis series.
>>3392343Probably not, unfortunatelyA few brief teasers is all I can really doI don't question itthe customer is always right
>>3392386HAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHTROLLING HAS ONLY EVER BEEN A /b/ THING!THIS GUY MUST HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE OCT 2010 TO BE ABLE TO CALL OUT SUCH FAGGOTRY
>>3392380I bet it's for himselffull of all his own fetishes
>>3392367>What's a joke.Take it easy, anon, there's no way scrunchies are tweens.
>>3392397Could you provide a link where they go over this, please?
>>3392396I'm afraid to leave. If I leave I'll miss something. And I'll never know what it was. Not ever.
>>3392402;_;
>>3392402>Ruby sex questYou're such an asshole.
>>3392391...damn.
>>3392058>>3392058>"H-hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?! Hands off the tits, horndog! I'm tryin' to clean up in here!">"Hey! Anon! Hey! Fuckin' let me GO! H-hey! Wait!">Oof! Lemme GO -- you -- asshole!">"Don't t-touch me there! That's--!!! Unh~ Hhh-! O-ohmigod...! Oooh~ Fuck, just like that...! Keep doing that!"
>>3392251Wait, I'm not the only one writing this or was that bait to lure me out of lurking?
>>3392426we have an archiveit archives everything
>>3392426but that's why the archive is for anon
>>3392402I will give you money to reveal these naughty quests.
>>3392395H-how dare you! I'm just a young innocent party-going filly and you just had to ruin it with that potty mouth of yours!
>>3392434>You're such an asshole.I'm... sorry?I do what I have to to survivebut at least I'll stop posting them
>>3392438You write it too! And give us something to fap now.
>>3392452Don't stoppls
>>3392436That's what I THOUGHT.Tug her hair a bit. Let her know who's running the show here.
>>3392339Maybe I do. Three days ago I was in the swing of things, I was great. ANd yes, perhaps that was due to the stimulants, but great no less. And now I'm sitting in my grandmother's empty house with my three sisters, and we're getting her committed.I have vacation daysthough. So maybe I will >>3392323, mushrooms are cheap this year. >>3392360I'm trying, I'm trying so hard. I've gotten to scenes with the princess and I just transition that shit without second guessing myself, because I see so much potential for feels in latter scenes.And wing hugs are written.
>>3392438Well people were asking about it yesterday and you weren't around and so of course people assumed you were dead. So I volunteered to take up the mantle. And honestly I've written too much to scrap it at this point so I'm just going to finish it. Sorry.
Is 4chan done shitting itself?I want to talk about cock growth from being slurped on nightly by Rarity's plump vulva
>>3392476Hope things get better for you soon, Metals.You're always a welcome sight.
>>3392479I said I'd post it this weekend. And... well, it's this weekend. I'm finishing it up tonight.We should meet up some time and rub our fics together. Maybe a little oil?
>>3392436This is exactly what I want to do to a girl but nowadays they all scream rape.
>>3392476Metals I hate to see you trying so hard and wearing yourself outPlease take a break
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Nq0HusvQ3aA
>>3392490How about we just promise to share that recording that femanon promised.
>>3392448this post hurts my heartwhy are you doing thisplease stopplease stop making her cry
>>3392481Fuck that, lets talk about unicorns.Are unicorns immortal? Would their tears provide mortals with immortality? Would you make Rarity cry so that you could harvest her tears for you own selfish gains?
>>3392494>That feel when your request is the one that broke the writefriendI'm so sorry
>>3392396>>3392426> keeping up with every thread> reading archive is the first thing after waking up> keeping up with the fandomwhat are you, a faggot without life?oh wait...
>>3392481Do you think she would get annoyed with the constant alterations she would have to perform on your pants?at what point would you just walk around letting it all hang out?
>>3392529I DONT READ THE ARCHIVE
>>3392514Fuck that, lets talk about how only virgins can touch unicorns.Rarity is eternally frustrated
>>3392529>>3392396>>3392426>tfw this is my life
>>3392536The ponies already walk around butt-naked.I'm pretty sure one of the first things I'd do upon arrival in Equestria is ditch the clothes.
>>3392506That's up to her and her method of delivery. I just wanted to make Femanon content.
>>3392514YesI'd make her cry of happiness no matter what, anyway I could
>>3392448You can't just have casual sex with strangers everyday and expect not to be called a slut.
>>3392447>I will give you money to reveal these naughty quests.It's not up to me, but if there's the possibility to make money off something like that I could try to pursue it, maybe talk to the commissioner about itthey're not exactly high quality because they were supposed to be in the style of the original quests and it was about speed (as was RubyQuest for instance)andthey're all kind of pretty rapey
>>3392536>not getting a kilt>not getting a blue ribbon tied to your junk after you pass out on the grass after a night's hard drinking
>>3392543I don't either but sometimes i ctrl-f my name because i'm a self absorbed faggot craving attention.
>>3392556Fuck, I love rape
Hehhttp://e621.net/post/show/230358/amber_eyes-animated-blue_eyes-bonbon_-mlp-clothing
>>3392566I don't even have a name
>>3392466>Gilda never says "I love you.">If she didn't love you, she wouldn't stay.>but FUCK if she isn't tempted to right now - her hair soaked down and sticking to her neck and her man's fingers as he pulls her head back, splaying her against the shower door.>She grins ferally, her rock-hard nipples jabbing into the cool glass, and her man doing that thing that drives her fucking WILD.>She could tell him she loved him forever right now-->--but let's keep things interesting, she thinks - she opts for something more fun.>"Better be careful, big man - unless you want me to turn the tables on you...!"Anh~!
>>3392545Oh jeez.That would be a truly terrible existence.
>>3392556GG just start a webcomic and start getting some ad money alreadyI mean god damn
>>3392536I think she'd treat them as a small price to pay in order to get absolutely filled with hot, throbbing meat every night.But eventually you'd have to forego pants as she'd just keep you inside her all day, her needy marecunt hungry to be filled nonstop.
>>3392576Aw shit!She knows what that moan does to me...!
>>3392556So is this actually getting you decent money?Just curious.
>>3392556>Ruby rape questWhy would you draw something like that? You're killing me.
>>3392570hah
>>3392591Don't get too distracted, I doubt it was an idle threat
New Horse Soon.
>>3392586I'm trying to make enough money to pay rent at the end of the monthA webcomic that can sustain itself, that really makes any kind of real money, is a fucking one in a million. Even on the unlikely chance I'm able to join maybe a dozen webcomics that support their author out of tens of thousands on the entire internet, it wouldn't happen overnightit'd be a long-term investmentI wish everyone would stop suggesting this like it's some magic moneymaker
>>3392566>can't ctrl+f my name due to it being only two lettersWe're all a bit self-absorbed in our own way.
>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569>>3392569> A PEDOPHILE DESERVES RESPECT
>Rose will never update inky blog
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW HORSEI SWEAR YOU FAGGOTS WOULDNT BE SLOWER IF I CUT ALL YOUR FINGERS OFF AND REPLACED YOUR TONGUE WITH YOUR MOMS SEVERED DICK
>>3392616LK pls
>>3392619>Rose will never keep all her art in one easy to browse gallery
>>3392545BULLSHITSHE TOUCHED TWILIGHT, PINKIE TOUCHED HER AND RARITYThey be no virgins no matter what you say
>>3392550Well whatever happens, MLPG is about to go from 0 femanon stories to 2.
>>3392629Rose will never draw porn showing her appreciation for the inherent beauty in the human shaft
>>3392594not good money, reallybut enough to make me pump out dozens of imagesI mean I literally can't afford to be picky>>3392597>You're killing me.Are you the same guy as before? What the fuck do you want me to say man, I don't know>Why would you draw something like that? Because I'm living in poverty and practically destitute and I'll do whatever I have toif that's not good enough for you I'm sorry I guess
>>3392651Rose probably drew Rose x Ken porn.
>>3392616>That feel when trying to Ctrl+F for things Apple says and postsFug
>>3392613but you already have fans, which is more than most webcomics ever have. Whether from old /b/, /tg/ or here.
>>3392651>Rose will never draw porn to show the inherent beauty of Giant Half Pony Radioactive Monster Dicks
>>3392613its not a magic moneymaker.it wont happen overnightbut it is something that you should probably try.
>>3392664it still wouldn't make much moneymaybe someday down the line once it's built up, but not soon enoughnot as soon as rent and bills are due
>>3392649We should do Big Macintosh next. I wonder what that femanon wanted out of him.
>>3392670I will probablybut it's also a huge investment and right now I've got more immediate things I need to work on
>>3392675...is there anything with Braeburn?
I can go make a new thread.
>>3392696yes
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>3392675You can do that, I'm on a roll right now hitting up old, unfulfilled requests. I think next I'm going to take a serious crack at Caramel x full retard Derpy.Godspeed fellow writeanon.
>>3392613It's not really like a magic thing, GG, but it's a better shot at making some money than doing nothing.You crap out a funny three or four connected doodles a day, give it a title, and some people (at least) will look at it.You've got a good sense of humor and a style that is broadly appealing. That's not a guarantee of success, but it's a good portion of the necessary conditions.
New horse>>3392695>>3392695>>3392695>>3392695>>3392695Oh gosh..I'm sorry, MetalsI'm sorry
>>3392687exactly.get your feet on the ground and then go for it.its something id actually really like to see.
>>3392696You can.But should you?
>>3392709D:
>>3392707>It's not really like a magic thing, GG, but it's a better shot at making some money than doing nothing.But it's not a better shot than doing commissions, which are immediateand which I am currently doing
>>3392720Metals plspls
>>3392740Well, I mean, couldn't you do both? They don't really preclude one another, after all. The critical issue is time investment and how much creativity you have in you (and given the market for webcomics I think the main thing isn't so much quality as it is sheer volume).
Are any faggots here from when the original General got started, and Faust and the producers actually came here to see our reactions? Or am I the only one left
>>3392600>Gilda never makes idle threats.
>>3393003>>3393059There's a new horse you know>>3392695>>3392695>>3392695
Ok I'm here again.
Chubby Pony 1: I'm here...You guys are being too nice to me, I don't deserve it..Chubby Pony 2: Aww, don't be like thatWe're just trying to help out a perfectly pretty ponyMaster: I agree.You need to be treated just right. Now about that belly rub.CP 2: You start with the belly, I'll start with her hooves and work my way upCP 1: Well... Thank you. A lot.Both of you... I don't know what to say. I'll just um... Lay down. Be gentle...Master: (to CP 2) "You should know your place, dear..I do happen to be the master here" I get myself into a comfortable position.(to CP 1) My hands rest themselves on top of your large belly, fingers pressing easily into the soft flesh. I begin kneading my hands against your stomach, slowly working down lower, but not too low and then back up in the same manner. CP 2: But of course, I'd hate to overstep my bounds.Besides, I'm much too distracted with these thighs to be making decisions of my ownCP 1: Mmm... That's nice...I bring my front hooves up to my chest and sigh as you rub my belly, my eyes drooping shut as your hands play over me. My legs wiggle in the air while you work back up to the top, and I giggle a little.
>>3393315Master: (to CP 2) "You're forgiven, just remember next time. Go ahead and continue with her thighs, maybe give her a little tease..if you catch my drift"(to CP 1) "I take it you're bit more relaxed?" I gently smoosh my hands against your belly and jiggle it a little, chuckling to myself. Leaning over, I plant a kiss on your tubby surface followed by a brief nuzzle.CP 1: "Uh huh," I lazily confirm, stretching out. "Oh-" I look up over my belly as it wobbles under your hands. I give my new pudge a little poke, and smile as it squishes. "This is even better than I thought it would be." I blush as you smooch my tummy.CP 2: Unfortunately, this is where I'll have to leave you guys. I hate to let you down, but I'm sure master will take care of you!I'll just leave you with a kiss on your puffy lower lipsMaster: Well that's unfortunate to hear. I hope we can cross paths again soon though.So I guess it's just you and me my lone little chubby mare~CP 1: "Eep!" I pull my legs in as you back away, blushing like mad."I guess so. I wish she could have stayed. She was cute..." I fidget a little, and look back at you. "But you're really nice, too, so everything will be ok, right?"I guess we should go back soon.Master: Oh! Silly me..I bet you'd like to be carried. Not a problem. I'll hoist you up like before and we will move onward.CP 1: Gosh, you don't haveta. You're already doing so much...But I'd really like it~Master: It's no trouble at all. I love to feel your weight in my arms.
And now we continue from where we left offI shift on my knees from my original position at your side to where I am now facing you from a missionary position. I smile warmly at you and stroke your cheek reassuringly, "Everything will be just fine. How are you feeling right now?" My other hand is on the lower part of your stomach, gently caressing your warm pudge. A few of my fingers briefly touch upon the surface of your crotch boobs.
>>3393441I settle in after you set me down. "Really good... Thank you so much, this is wonderful. And tanks for carryin' me again, I know I'm a little heavy..." I nuzzle into your hand as you rub my cheek. "You're real strong, aincha?" My belly wobbles as you hold it, and I wiggle my butt as I get comfy. I gasp quietly when you brush over my puffy teats. It feels so different. So good...
>>3393620"Good, good. That's my top priority as the master. I might be in control of things but I still aim for your pleasure, just so you know". I lean into you somewhat, my one hand pressing further against your belly and kiss your petite snout. "Are you ready to take things further? I just know you're going to enjoy this", before you even respond, my hand is already pressed against your teats, pinching your nipples gently between my fingers and stimulating them.
>>3393825"I think sAh!" I jerk as you squeeze my nipples, and belly jiggling gently from the sudden jolt. I peer up over the bulge as it settles, and watch you play with my crotch boobs, giving little squeaks and gasps the whole time. "C-careful... Those are really sensitive." I bite my lip while you knead away, slowly becoming aware of something wet dripping on my tail. The more you play with my teats, the damper my tail gets, until finally I feel something clenching down there, accompanied by a loud, wet squelch. "W-what? Did... Did I just..."
>>3393982My crotch occasionally touches between your thighs, my throbbing erection pressing against you. I notice a growing dampness on my pants as I tease your teats. The warm feeling of your fluids is followed by a tugging motion on my groin. I look down then back up at you and smirk knowingly at you. "You sound surprised almost. Surely you've been..taken before~?
>>3394288"No, never..." My marehood winks again, squeezing you through your pants. I wince as the strange sensation runs through my body again. "I've only been a mare for a little while, and even before that... Oh!" I cover my face with my hooves, still chewing on my lip. "Oh god, I'm so embarrassed." I peek out from behind my hooves as another powerful wink grips me. "Why does this feel so good and why can't I stop and why am I so hungry and why am I babbling like this and oh gosh this is so weird!" I bury my face again, whimpering quietly."J... Just do it.""Please..."
>>3394492I shake my head and laugh to myself, "Oh that's right..". I realize I'd already forgotten you weren't originally a mare. "Forgive me..you're just such a natural at this it must have slipped my mind"The front of my pants is starting to become absolutely soaked in your juice. I take the initiative and swiftly remove my trousers as well as my undergarments, freeing my long since fully hardened cock. "Enough with your fretting, my dear." I take a hold of either of your front hooves and pull them away from your gorgeous face. Placing my hands on either side of your ample flank, I gesture for you to pull your hefty frame forwards intending to have you settled upon my lap.
>>3394726I peek through my hooves as I watch you undress, my eyes getting wider when your cock flops free. A little spurt of mare juices squirts out of my swollen lips as you settle down in front of me. My eyes waver as you move my hands, and I quickly look away before returning your stare, letting my hooves lay over my chest. I squeak when you grab my flanks, and try to move forward. I push myself up and scoot onto your lap. I hold my belly up, and press my squelching marehood to your head. I slowly let it back down, and look into your eyes. I give you a little smile, and lean forward. "I'm sorry I'm just... I'm nervous. I've been a total wreck and you've been so nice." I bat my eyes, nibbling on my lip for courage. "Please take me... Be my first..." I wink hard, and my pussy gulps your cock down.
>>3394942As I feel the full weight of your body in my lap, a sharp gasp escapes me as my entire shaft is swallowed up by your needy pussy. "Ah! Oh my..you'll have to excuse my surprise. It's just been so long since I've been with a mare as...tight as you are." With a groan I pull back against the resistant suction of your winking marehood. Clenching my hands into the softness of your hips and buttocks, I thrust back into you with a wet slap. My hips begin to thrust back and forth rhythmically, causing your curvacious flank and belly to jiggle most sexily with each movement.
>>3395187"Ahn! Mmm..." I pant and let my tongue hang out as I bounce on your lap, my pussy rippling along you as it contracts and squirts. The feeling of your fingers sinking into my butt sticks out in the haze of pleasure caused by your throbbing cock, reminding me what a chubby, cute mare I am. I squeeze my belly between my hooves, kneading the jiggling mass. I flick my head back and forth, letting my mane whip in the air as I lose myself in the moment. "Oh god, yes! Fuck me! Fuck your fat little mare! Fill me with cum!" My speech devolves into moans of pleasure as my pussy clenches around your cock, begging for your seed.
>>3395377With every thrust and every clench from your pussy, I'm trying hard not to lose myself in your wild lustful frenzy. "You're just my chubby little cum dumpster aren't you?" I slap your ass and pump into you harder, my dick tingling with the inevitability of orgasm. "Cum for me you little virgin slut!" I demand and spank you again. The powerful walls of your vagina slurp my cock and my face contorts in a look of pure ecstasy. I pull you closer and embrace you with a long passionate kiss as my throbbing member begins to pump thick ropes of my hot semen deep into your cavity.
>>3395548My chub ripples as you slap my ass. "Yes! I'm all yours! Cum inside me, fill me with your seed! Ah! Ahn!" I gasp with every thrust, the sound of my ass slapping against your thighs driving me wild. I don't care how degrading it is, I love every second of it. My head is spinning, my only thoughts of you blowing a nice thick load inside me.>'Cum for me you little virgin slut!'The moment the words leave your lips, my mind shatters and my pussy spasms wildly, slurping and clenching around your cock as my body is overtaken by climax. I throw my hooves around you as you pull me in for a kiss, squeezing my gut between us while you shoot thick gobs of cum inside me, filling my enormous belly with the warmth of your love.
>>3395747My cock continues blasting heavy loads of spunk into you with each thrust, the spastic contractions of your marehood ensure every dribble will be taken up into your womb. I hold upon our kiss, tasting your saliva as my tongue slides along your teeth before probing further to meet your own tongue. My heavy and powerful thrusts begin to slow down with each reduced spurt of cum. Soon our movements slow to a halt, my semi-solid cock still lodged within your drooling and sucking pussy. One hand presses into your expansive tummy as my other arm wraps around you and I snuggle up against you in a post coital embrace.
>>3395939My pussy slurps idly at your softening cock, sucking until your balls are completely drained; your pudgy little cum dumpster wants every last drop sloshing around inside her. My tongue wraps around yours as you probe around, slipping and sliding around your mouth, desperate for a taste of my wonderful, delicious lover. The thundering orgasm rolling through my body finally begins to dissipate, and I return your embrace, one arm around your back, the other poking and pressing my big squishy tummy. "God, that was wonderful... Thank you so much." I pant as I hold you close, helping you knead the great big belly mashed between us. "All I need now is a snack and a nice long nap, and life will be just perfect."
>>3396126I chuckle and kiss your forehead, "It was my pleasure, love. What in particular are you hungry for? ", beaming brightly at you, I pat your belly, which growls hungrily back at me. "And you sound fairly hungry I must say..can't sleep on an empty stomach. Whatever it is I think I can conjure it up."
>>3396208"Something sweet would be splendid. Don't want to lose this after all that 'exercise'." I giggle as I squish my belly. "But you've already proven you know what I want better than I do. I'm sure you can come up with something. You're perfect like that." I close my eyes and relax, content in the thought that you'll take care of my growling stomach and provide a cuddle buddy for the inevitable food coma afterwards.
>>3396275Well there are plenty of sweet things out there..", I ponder briefly and idly rub my hand against your hungry belly. "Cakes, doughnuts, pastries, pies...All sorts of sweet delicious treats~
>>3396341"And I can't wait to try them all~" I boop your nose with my hoof, happy that I'm lucky enough to have someone like you.(Gosh, I'm sorry. I blinked and suddenly lost myself.)
(Oh, please still be there... I'd hate to have left you like that...)
>>3396654>>3396687(Oh jeez, I was just under the assumption that you were actually trying to leave things at an end and I was just trying to continue for no reason. You're lucky you know. I was right about to go to bed.)
>>3396721(Oh thank goodness. I would have felt awful if I'd left you alone like that. I'm ok if you want to stop where we are though. You've already done so much, and I'm sure I can dream about whatever happens next.~)
>>3396752(I don't want to leave you unsatisfied..I hope you were satisfied. I really do wish to stuff that belly of yours.I'll leave it up to you to decide. I really won't mind whichever you choose.)
>>3396802(Oh I'm more than satisfied. The pool of fresh cum sloshing around in my womb is enough, really. I don't need to be getting greedy, even if it is what keeps me nice and plump, and you need your sleep.)
>>3396831(Alright then..you'd best get to sleep yourself. Thank you for a wonderful night. Let's hope we cross paths again some day. Maybe then I can stuff you silly~)
>>3396886Thank you too. I'll make sure to save a little extra room for that day.Or not, and we can see just how big my belly can get~.Nighty night, master.
>>3396912(Oh my, you certainly know how to pique my interests. Good night to you too)
