Old Horse>>3372035Is there anything out there in space that the ponies might take interested if discovering? Would you star gaze with Luna?
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>>3374961That's fine, they can have their fancy BG pones, I'll keep my fave.
get a load of this horseshit
Why would Luna stargaze? She knows everything about them already.
>>3375030what a faggot
Whatever I found it funny.
>fresh rape
>>3375025that is the picture that started my horse diaper fetish
>>3375053NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>3375035I doubt Luna know all of the size of the universe.
>>3375035Because she sometimes forgets the beauty of her creations.>tfw I don't have any stargazing pony picsDammit.
>>3375030At least he has good taste in ponies
How many dicks can YOUR waifu take?
>>3375037i stopped reading that comic a year ago and recently went back. i couldnt believe how awful it is, why did i ever read it in the first place.
this thread is off to a wonderful start.
>>3375068Speaking of stargazing, I'd just like to remind everyone that OWTEW might just have one of the best scenes in season 1 hidden within it.
What's your biggest/strongest fetish?Do you remember how you got it?How often do you fap to it?
>>3375032>slow as shit with the marker>same fucking filename every time
>>3375030>When asked who his favorite artist is, he replies Ross.
>>3375030Is this your email, or is this a repost?
>>3375074All of them of course.
>>3375074Holy shit mutt can't into humans at all.
>>3375074Why is Kloudmutt so bad as drawing human faces?
>>3375037fuck yeah, Yelling Bird!
Someone link me to a short fic, I need to practice
So, today I learned the mods on derpibooru will tag suggestive images as "explicit", even if there isn't anything explicit at all, because they don't know what words mean.I miss ponibooru
>>337510320 posts off isn't that bad... And when did speed start mattering, anyway?
Obviously black hole at center of galaxy
>>3375100It's either vore or violent death both with hot girls as "recievers".Also monstergirls.I guess I got both from video games.
teach me how to pinkieteach me teach me how to pinkie
>>3375132>When did speed start matteringWhere in the ever loving fuck have you been?
>>3375132Speed is everything.
>>3375100Acid.I'll leave it at that.>captcha: wespooki and
>>3375149>>3375154Right here. They do it fast because they find it fun, not because it actually matters worth a fuck.
>>3375147Learn how to suck a million dicks.That's all you need to do to be Pinkie Pie.
>>3375154A-10 can't into supersonic.
>>3375132>20 posts off isn't that badYOU HEAR THAT?HE THINKS BEING 20 POSTS OFF ISN'T BAD>DD confirmed for permasandraker
>>3375124Define short. Like 1k word count or something?
>>3375100Feet.I got it from my best childhood friend. She used to wake me up by holding her nasty socks over my nose and always asking for feet massages.At least once a day.
>>3375167say that to her face
>>3375162Oh no, dipshit, we did it fast to prevent it from getting stolen between generals.Now it's just tradition.
>>3375163>not 3,5 billionWhat part of ALL the dicks did not you get you freakin casual?!
>>3375074Twilight can simultaneously take two dicks in her vag, one in her ass, two in her mouth, one in each hand, and up to twelve with her magic.
>>3375167She can make things go supersonic out of her.A lot of things.
>>3375155But that's not a fetish. That's a whole jumble of fetishes.Is that really your biggest one? She's so new.
be sure to stay in the boat
>>3375178Feet is pretty much the most common fetish.
wowlyraquest ended a lot better than I thought it wouldpossibility of best end and we got off with only a kick from a horseto the balls
>>3375163you make cocksucking sound like not a valuable skill
>>3375162>Deafdefiler confirms that he hates funYou heard it here first folks.I guess I can use that as an explanation for your absolute lack of creativity when it comes to naming the marker too.
Time for bed.
>>3375177200 to 400. Just something to sample with.Thanks
>>3375144Jeez, I never see those here.Must be rough.
>>3375188What a trooper.
>>3375188>handOr hoof, whatever.
Who was trying to be the MLPG Ambassador over at /r/mylittlepony a few hours ago? I ask because, holy shit are you a gigantic faggot.
>>3375198Oh it's common, I know, but not to the extent that I have it.
>>3375204I used to use other names, but people got mad at me for not just using boop.
>>3375178why does this sound arousing in my head but gross in reality
>>3375207Dude 200-400 isn't a fic, that's like, a synopsis, or a summary
>>3375194>3 fags in a bob ross painting.jpg
>>3375216you talking about Implying_I'm_Gone or whatever hes calling himself nowyeah hes been banned a fuckload of times
>tfw fetish is the smell of my own ballsweathow to make balls sweatier?
>>3375226Alright then, 800.
>>3375100Macro/MicrophiliaNoAlways
>>3375194>Don't rock the boat.
>>3375219But you still don't even use boopYou use boo..which is fucking stupidI HATE YOUIF ISSAC OR SMILE WERE MY MARKER THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE
So this is a night thread.It's...something.
>>3375233Are you me?Mine's really just sweat in general though, especially ball sweat.
>>3375230Yeah. When was the vote that elected him as "Voice of MLPG" ?
>>3375220Those ugly shaved fat cankles.
>>3375235There a couple of those in the MLPG Friendoff result.http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/
>>3375220Don't knock it till you try it, man.
>>3375245I use boo.png because of a conversation back in the /co/ days about it being more 'efficient'. Never bothered changing it back.
>>3375249That´s not my fetish but is really hot.
>>3375249Weaver plspls
>>3375207That's like, greentext level short.>>3375235So is that.
>>3375205
>>3375254nobodyyou wanna weigh in go aheadhes got some points but theyre buried in several metric tons of butthurt and sarcasm
>>3375262Nobody gives a shit.
>>3375193Exactly. Acid's so many fetishes at once that she's sort of her own fetish.Huge tits, huge dick, foreign accent, femdom, addiction, tons of semen....I only just sort of vaguely enjoyed these every now and then, but then Acid shows up.She gets me harder than anything. And I want more art of her. God help me.
>>3375262Bullshit, you just like scaring dudes.You keep using it and the thread is going to get haunted.
>>3375260Ahh, this will do nicely. Thank you.
>>3375200Really? Wow, lucky you.Congrats!
>>3375266I was going to say >implying weaver likes balls, but then I realized I've got no fucking idea about his sexuality.
>wait 2hrs to download gw2>error 30 cant log in>cant find any information about it or how to fixgaaaaaaaaay
BURN TO THE GROUND
>>3375240>oh fuck there's a hole in the boat>we need to plug it to stay afloat>fluffy pony is used to plug the hole>Fluffy Pony General is born
>>3375281Have you tried requesting more from angel? hell, if enough of us request it we could probably get a ton.
>>3374945>He gets a chance to tell Shining Armor exactly what he thinks of him>He does so, listing every reason Shining doesn't deserve his position and showing him just how hot his slow burn truly is.>But he remains calm and professional, refusing to stoop so low as to make a scene or let him see how much grief and anger he's gone through because of his foolish decisions and incompetent leadership>He tells him just how frustrating it is to have to work for everything you have, to start from nothing and get to where you are only by blood, sweat and tears, and then watch someone be handed all of that just because they were lucky enough to be born into privilege AND be married to their queen's niece, to be given everything and appreciate none of it.>He tells him what it's like to be stuck with the consequences of Shining's failures while Shining himself gets to enjoy accolades and attention he only qualifies for through the efforts of everyone below him.>He tells him what it's like to be one of the only two military leaders in Canterlot who actually do their job and treat their position with the respect it deserves.>and most of all, he tells him that even though he doesn't have a sister, if he did and she was smarter than him, and she thought he was in danger, he'd damn well listen to her.>"And I mean that with all due respect... Sir.">He then quietly nods to Shining and walks away.
>>3375277No, I couldn't care less. It's just annoying to see him trying to act like our representative, especially when he's getting all kinds of buttmad over stupid bullshit
>>3375290did i say chance of best endI mean to sayWE GOT BEST ENDFUCKYEAH
I hate butts.
>>3375306>What have we done?>Nobody talk about it...>Hopefully the General didn't see...
>>3375330Same.
>>3375287Ghosts aren't real.But if it'll make you feel better, I'll rename it 'Spengler.png'.
>>3375330>>3375336Out. Now. Both of you.Get
>>3375351>Ghosts aren't real.That isn't what the Guido on TV tells me.
>>3375167
>>3375308I bought her sketch portfolio not long ago, actually. For a minimum of five bucks, she'll send you at least 113 of her recent sketches.Included were a handful of Acid sketches, including the first full-color drawing of her (her insides were once normal colored instead of green). There's also a series of pictures of her sucking on her own cock with it right between her cleavage and cum soaking her face and augh I need to go
Raspberry Pi fag here again. These thing are so much fucking fun. I need to figure out how to get sound-through-HDMI working right, but otherwise it's been basically plug-and-play and and problems have been because of my unfamiliarity with linux and not any lack on its part.
>>3375363Oh boy!Airplane time!Or other ponies!
Ok, so any femanons here tonight that like /ss/? There were a couple the other night
PART 13 / FINALE PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/QZMC66xMIn which Anon gets into a yelling contest, cries manly tears, and his genitals go on magical adventures. The Quest is over, everyone go home. A special thanks to my questers and MLPG for letting us share this adventure. I'll be taking responses and feedback in this here live thread.A few things I have to say:>This was never really a waifuquest>I will quest again in the future; my plan is to run an MLPDND game on the submarine>When I come back to MLPG fun questing, I plan to run "Adventures In Foalsitting" starring Chrysalis and Cadence.>I'm dropping the trip forever after today.>Lyra still isn't one of my favorite ponies.>ALSO WHO DREW PIC RELATED?Archives:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.htmlINTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxxPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADPART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9BONUS 7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanonPART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeipPART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRryPART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwBPART 11: http://pastebin.com/hnziXgghPART 12: http://pastebin.com/J7HPiMdv
>>3375025>haven't been here in months>see thisIt's good to be back.
>>3375309>one of the only two leaders who actually does their job>Moon Guard turns a little red hearing that.
>>3375386Im like cockworship mostly.
>>3375382I see he has a female OC and all I can feel is pitty.
>>3375394>ALSO WHO DREW PIC RELATED?He was here the other he said he is a nameless new drawfag.
>>3375367post those you goddamn faggot
>>3375401maleanon here and I like cock worship. Other people's cocks, I mean.
>>3375394If I finish that will you never post it again?
>>3375363>new plane ponies>i still can't open imageswhy
>>3375375Man i would love to get a RasPi.After running out of space on my MacBook and having to delete my Linux partition to make room, I would love a small computer to dick around with Linux on, and maybe use as a seedbox>>3375382Why does Jessy hat us now?
>>3375404He's got a handful of OCs. That one is Wishy Washy, a moody blue pone who tends to cry a lot.
Would you be Rose's chum?
>>3375413No way.
>>3375394>When I come back to MLPG fun questing, I plan to run "Adventures In Foalsitting" starring Chrysalis and Cadence.You have no idea how happy this makes me.
>>3375421Because Tumblr is full of endless hugs and compliments for doing anything at all and we can't keep up with that because we're not sycophants.
>>3375421Raspi can do fucking everything. One of the projects floating around in my head is setting it up as a security camera system. $35 plus wire plus some cheap old webcams plus monitor and HDD I have lying around somewhere.Now, the bigger question is why I need security cameras, but still!
>>3375310I just can't fucking help it. It'll never do any good but I just can't stop trying to argue with them.But seriously, that faggot is probably in here right now. Just you watch, he'll dump all the plane pones onto imgur and post it for MASSIVE KARMA BRONYHow the fuck else would he have found that comic anon drew? He didn't post it anywhere else.
>>3375382repostit got deleted
>>3375441nanaki pls
>>3375427Are they all branches of his oh so deep personality?Is one of them obese and has a Hawaiian punch cutie mark?
>>3375394BONUS FINAL SCENE PLEASEGreat quest. Thanks for running it.
>>3375457pls
>>3375394Have you thought about asking Jalm for his notes and continuing his quest? I think you can pull it off if you can write write for a bunch of different fetishes.
>>3375454naw, its only fun to talk about jessy when she isnt here.
>>3375457Nopity nope.
>>3375382>Jessy>Attentionwhoring with Bronies>RPing as Palette Swap in strams>Dramafagging on Tumblr>Taking commissions from LilmissJayHow the mighty have fallen... I once respected you, Jessy.
>>3375441I know that would probably piss her off and get you in trouble or something, but fuck you anyway.
>>3375394BUT WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>3375382I honestly envy the tumblrfags because they have fun and draw for each other.
>>3375481You could have at least had the decency not to tell us about them, you shitstain.And go finish your fucking story. Jesus, how long has it been since you said it was 'done'? At least a month now.
>>3375495but we do that.every single day.
>>3375486His money is no less green than anybody else's
>>3375416I can't guarantee that, she's too cute not to be posted!also saved>>3375444I need to watch that damn movie again!
>>3375481I seriously hope you didn't pay for something you could have gotten for free
>>3375486>RPing as Palette Swap in stramsSo apparently using the same name counts for RP now.
>>3375467Not really.There's Double-E who's an anthro pony with huge tits who says nothing but double entendres.There's Stormbreak who's a royal guard and kind of a huge asshole.And there's also LMR who's well yeah we know who that is.
>>3375495apple go to sleep or stream
>>3375509Maybe not, but it's smeared with rectal blood and cheeto dust.
>>3375486well ya'know, bronybux are hard to argue with...
Would you help a pent-up stallion blow off some steam?
>>3375486I think all Jessy needs is to make a second stream that the bronies don't know about.
>>3375509How does it feel to be a whore, Anon?
>>3375517>denizen1414>not AngelthecatgirlJust not the same.
>>3375539Feels good.
>>3375529...so is normal American dollars.
>>3375536Why would you even askYou know I would
>>3375539profitable
>>3375536that sounds like im going to let him punch me that is not good
>>3375517i still enjoy Acid, on some primitive level.
>>3375395You didn't really expect any better, did you?
>>3375309>Once again, Moonguard grabs someone else's drink out of their hand so she can drop it in shock.
>>3375479>a guy fucking a gal pony>gayI DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT GAY MEANS
>>3375517Delicious.
>>3375523I'm not Apple. Apple has friends.
>>3375566I do too.I pretty much really enjoy every single fetish we've ever talked about.I am the 1%
>>3375536yes.i'd enjoy watching his face as i jerked him off.
>>3375375Do you have a case on your RasPi?If so, what type?
>>3375517>snowballing with Acid after pic
>>3375395diaper anon left some time ago.I just like posting that from time to time, to keep the memories alive.
>>3375597I built a really shitty lego case. I can take a pic if you care.
>>3375584BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND
>>3375598>she opens her mouth>waterfall of cum all over youUnless you're going for the non-macro Acid.
>>3375012>>Is there anything out there in space that the ponies might take interested if discovering? Would you star gaze with Luna?Missing the point entirely, all of the blackboards we have seen relate to orbital mechanics or general relativity. Ponies are obsessed with the Terrible Secret of Space. They teach it to elementary school kids.Keep watching the skies! Keep watching!
So let me get this straight...Vinyl is now a futa furry/slimy with huge tits named Acid.Is this correct?...
>>3375609please do
>>3375618macro-Acid is for scrubs.
>>3375629That's just about the size of it.I just don't understand how even
>>3375468I'm considering it.>>3375479I already have other plans.>>3375490Mane6: ApplejackOverall: TrixieSex Fantasy: Cherry Jubilee
>>3375397She helps keep morale up, in her own wacky way out of the norm of something a royal guard should be acting and gods help them all if the princesses saw her act like that kinda way.
>>3375615STREAM WHEN?
>>3375629Close.Acid is some person's OC who is an anthro, futa, giant, huge titted version of Vinyl Scratch.
>>3375573>"H-hey! What was THAT for?!">"This is good liquor - I'm not gonna drop MY glass."
>>3375382>deadplease repostpls
>>3375644When did this happen?Why?!...
>>3375629Yeah.Hasbro is fucking crazy, I know.She won't even be able to use her turntable anymore.But I can't wait for the toy.
DORKS
>>3375657It's not porn
>>3375657It's just Jessy's oc winking at lil miss rarity's oc.No not that kind of winking, you pervert.
>>3375602We sincerely appreciate your efforts.
>>3375667>>3375672I knowI just want to see
>>3375646Well after those plans. Its a good quest and it deserves to be run by someone who enjoys running quests.
>>3375646>those choicesyou ma eternal nigga now
>>3375629You mean to tell me someone took a background character design, and stretched it over their own original character? This is ridiculous.What would hands-envying/human-obsessed Lyra and her girlfriend Bon Bon think?
>>3375642Well she's still nine feet tall and has a dick much bigger than you could ever hope to achieve.You're stuck forever as her bottom bitch.Can you live with that?
>>3375678>those guys on the internet said i can't draw
>>3375615REALLY?
>>3375647>Celestia finds it endearing.>Luna doesn't even realize she even HAS a guard.
>>3375678woah shit i have a tan just like that
>>337566510/10 would mouse over again and again and again
>>3375678Megasweet needs to learn to color like this.
>>3375677
>>3375642fuk u
>>3375713He is really good coloring but he is lazy.
>>3375646>Overall: Trixie...I'm afraid I'm not going to participating in your MLPDND game, Fook. I'm sorry, but I just can't play in games run by people with such atrocious taste.
>>3375687of course i can. i know exactly what she is. i wouldn't enjoy it if i didn't already know.
>>3375639I had to cannibalize the keyboard and mouse from my main PC and the microSD (with a fullsize SD adapater) from my phone, but it was worth it.I'll pick up a set of peripherals/card for it at some point. Also, live near a Lego store, so I'll probably buy the shit I need to do this right eventually.
>>3375715Disgusting.
So, did anything else happen to that humanized Applebloom story after Big Mac put the fear of God into Anon?
>>3375687>you will never discover Acid's one weakness is you sounding/fucking her urethra with your smaller dick
>>3375697yus
>>3375727Neat!
>>3375733She got teen pregnant anyways
>>3375727 hereOh, important notes:-That 2x10 is kind of digging in to the GPIO pins. Good thing I'm not a robotics fag, or I'd need a better solution.-The board itself fits in to 12x7 pins, but it's tight and the various plugs just out from that a bit.
>>3375747It's a miracle!
>>3375687But ive always seen myself as a top.
>>3375734POWER UP!You receive:A new fetish!
>>3375715They are cute.Both of them.Come at me.
>>3375732>>3375715You know what this reminds me of? The whole twitter pony shit. Knowing that such a thing exists and then knowing the faces behind it was so fucking weird and creppy.
>3375453Newfag thinking that MLPG is free of redditfags. They have always been here. Why bring more attention to us. fucking dumbass
>tfw you will never always be on film, caught in the cut coffee sober
>>3375394>slowpoke mode activatedCongrats on a successful quest!
>>3375778But if you come from Reddit you aren't allowed on 4chan.
>>3375733DT started hitting on anon and trying to drive a wedge between him and Applebloom. then i made a joke, and somehow it became a Silver Spoon story.i don't know where that story stands right now, though.
>new hoihoi artoh god my dick
>>3375785wat?
>>3375770Wat the fuck even
>>3375734>Acid>having a weaknessAnd then there's this guy.>>3375766Not after she bends you over her turntable and fucks your brains out in front of a live audience, you won't.
>>3375801Why?
>>3375795It became something wonderful.And the DT thing was a joke too.
>>3375795She needs to braid that a whole lot better to pull that off
>>3375721If it makes you feel better I like Self-assured Uberbitch Trixie, not Woobie Fix-me Trixie.
>>3375647I like thinking she and Sun Captain are two sides of the same coin - they're both incredibly good at what they do - they just do it very differently.Sun Captain/Cloud Skipper is the rule-abiding, Lawful Good "paladin" of the two. Sure, he's wound tighter than a watch, and he holds himself to high standards, sometimes impossibly high, but he's totally dedicated to his duty and expects no less of anyone who serves under him. He might not be happy in his position, but until he can move up fairly and properly, he'll stay where he is and do the best job he possibly can.Moon Captain/Midnight Blossom is the Neutral Good one, who wears her heart on her sleeve and is willing to bend the rules where she thinks they need to be bent. She's not afraid to have a laugh or crack a joke in a situation that might not call for it because as long as she gets the job done, it really doesn't matter how polite she is about it. She might be a bit lacking in professionalism, but she's no less competent than her counterpart - in fact, when she drops the clown-act, she's downright frightening to watch as she works.
>>3375810Who?
>>3375770>Pinkie shits out balloonsmy new head canon
>>3375804A ballon.>>3375828>new plane poneHnnnng.
>>3375828Jessyhave you ever considered starting a secondary streamfor when you're doing mlpg stuff?
>>3375807>Not after she bends you over her turntable and fucks your brains out in front of a live audience, you won't.IIhmm. I am not hating this idea.
>>3375828JessyWhy don't you draw helicopter ponies ever again?By the way, that picture is HNNNNNGGGG inducing.
>>3375828I still like you and your art and stuff but why the lil miss thing?
>>3375831http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why%3F_%28American_band%29
>>3375828Awwww. So they have the same ability as a Pegasus when it come to could, eh?
>>3375807>bends you over the turntableby the time she does that, you won't even be strictly human any more, from the mutations her radioactive cum causes, let alone have any concept of dominance.she just makes her new toys kneel under her transparent DJ booth and suck her off throughout the night, to begin with.
>>3375848Money is nice.
>>3375825I wrote a fapfic around that concept. Fun times.
>>3375852http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can_%28band%29
>>3375828>jet exhaust bum hole
>>3375828They're so adorable.
>>3375865I understand
>>3375646>I'm considering it.My body is ready!
>>3375828I don't care about plane ponies anymoredo something new
>>3375865>taking advantage of broniesI like you even more now.
>>3375770Did she blow up a balloon with her ass?Is that what I'm seeing here?Nice try fartfags but you're not suckering me in.
>>3375874http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_%28Gong_album%29
>>3375865What is this lil miss thing again?
>>3375865How much do you make on a pic like that? I'm sure I undercharge.
>>3375887I doubt you could call it that.They practically throw money at anything.I can't wait till they hit adult hoo-AHAHAHAHA
>>3375891DID SOMEONE SAY GONG?
>>3375790Why thank you. You know I came back to MLPG around when you were doing PinkieQuest and that's what got me thinking about Lyraquest?
>>3375091this is pretty sweet
>>3375884computer ponies was a cool ideai especially want to see NVIDIA pony
>>3375865How do you take payment?Do you have a PayPal or what?How do you set one of those up?
>>3375919She's hot
>>3375797i dont know who this is. post link.
>>3375919Just google 'fire'
>>3375795last I heard, Mrs. Silver still had her on lockdown
>>3375919>sets fire to everything>but just wants to play games
>>3375926Don't forget her fiery personality.
>>3375919>Hewlett Packard Pony>sometimes just stops dead in her tracks, even for minutes because they can't fucking get any driver updates out ever
>>3375865How much dosh do I need to pay to fuck you in your soft pudgy ass?
>>3375091any more sad pone art like this?
>>3375932Not much of a lockdown when her servants pretty much help her get out indirectly.It helps when you treat them like human beings.
>>3375919>NVIDIA poneWe could just give Spitfire the corporate logo>>3375941I know your pain man.
>>3375865Can you post all you've done of Dreamliner?
>>3375891http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RovoI don't know what's going on anymore but i like it.If you don't have then you should:http://www.mediafire.com/?25v6dfr03ck73t4http://www.mediafire.com/?21948utcqvarj4o
>>3375959Oh I have a Packard Bell, it's my friend that is sucking it for buying a HP.
>>3375963I was trying to get a sentence going. "Why Can You". But whatever.
>>3375863Could you imagine what that must be like?Every single night you have Acid's cock down your throat, pumping you full of cum. Your breasts have swollen up considerably, your dick's shrunk quite a bit, but you're really, REALLY sensitive all over. Every time you cum, your sissy cock lights up like a glowstick...and with you being used as Acid's personal cocksleeve, this is quite frequent.Sure, it used to freak you out a first, but now seeing that toxic green glow of your Mistress appearing on your body makes you feel so wonderful, you wish it'd never end.
>>3375961>DreamlinerPeople have changed her name now? When the fuck did that happen?
>>3375979We can her dreamliner because she's fat.
>>3375979Oh gosh I wasn't sure of her nameI'm sorry if I got it wrong
>>3375974Does this mean you don't actually like Gong?;_;
>>3375978Does she even have to tell you what she wants? Or do you just present your ass when she walks into the room?
>>3375990To the best of my recollection, she never really had a name, outside of "Airliner."It's not like Jessy has her name rattling around in her head anymore.
>>3375998I've never heard of them.
>>3375903Jay, or JRVanEsbroek if you knew him from his FA years. Goes by "Lil' Miss Jay" (LMJ, or just Jay) on Tumblr.Artist/writer of Ask Lil' Miss Rarity, Ask Double Entendre, and Ask Beep Boop.
>>3376005And we have never been real good at naming object ponies as it is.
>>3375956>She starts learning how to cook from the mansion's kitchen staff>She's so used to having food just served to her on a silver platter; she'd like to try making something for herself for a change>And also for you
>>3376005Either way, thanks for sharing.
>/v/'s epic mafia serverthat was fun>have pony avatar>get kicked before game starts>change avatar>lyric spam, leak ERP, kill villagers while on village team and still not get lynched or killed/v/'s hateboner for ponies is hilariously over-the-top
>>3376019If we name them, we get too attached. It hurts more when they're "taken" if we name them. Why do you think the object/food/drink ponies haven't had names?
>>3376030>her braid catches fire on the stove>the next time you see her she has a cute chin-length bob>she's doubly flustered since she doesn't know if you'll like her new haircut or the food she cooked
>>3375913No, I didn't. Glad to be of service though!
>>3375908He paid $25.>>3375920Paypal, it should be on my tumblr.
>>3376038>SS with a bob cutoh god my heart
>>3376033Yep.They've been like that since they first started playing EM.
>>3376042$200 dollars to fuck you in the ass
>>3376001You can tell by her toxic, musky scent as she enters the room how she wants you. You're just that well-trained of a cockslut.If she wants to wreck your ass, you'll be bending over presenting yourself to her. She likes it when you spread your legs just that little extra bit so she can see your dick bounce around as she wrecks you.If she wants a blowjob you're immediately on your knees, your mouth wide open, looking up at your toxic Mistress, ready to take every last inch.You're not allowed to touch yourself anymore. But you're okay with that. Serving and obeying that beautiful unicorn makes you cum without even touching yourself. Eventually the orgasms are so intense you start losing your sense of self, reducing you to a mindless, slutty fucktoy.
>>3376052Come on, manYou don't have to drive contributors off just because you don't like them
>>3376034> Why do you think the object/food/drink ponies haven't had names?Iunno.I am personally horrible at naming things.
>>3376042Let's speak theoretically.How much would I need to pay you for a comission of Palette Swap and her sexy little butt with the juicy parts included?
>>3375733Not really - we got off on a tangent with Silver Spoon. Think of it as an intermission.Basically, as far as we stand, Big Mac was just being protective, but he seems to be okay with us courting Applebloom - we're dedicated enough to have come all the way out here from the city to be close to her, and if we'd meant to just sleep with her, we'd have done it already.Seems like we managed to impress him - not many city-boys will think of the girl when they're looking down the barrel....Although he DID say if he sees a snake where it's not meant to be, it'll get its head blown off. Take that as you will.He said we'd talk more in the morning while we harvest the orchard with him.He's gonna work us to death, I'm sure.If we're serious about marrying Applebloom, we'll probably have to get Applejack and Granny's blessings.
>>3376064And now you've given him attention. Which is what he was gunning for.
>>3376001she knows you know what she wants. but sometimes she likes to tell you anyway, because it's fun.she gets back from a hard night, exhausted and horny, and drops into a chair. you walk in, tiny cock in a restraint, and she beckons to you with her finger. you walk over to her, and she lifts you up and into her lap with a single hand, impaling your ass on her cock. she leans back, relaxing, as she rhythmically lifts and drops you, treating you more like an organic fleshlight than a lover. she doesn't even let you clean up when she cums inside you, and you, in turn, cum inside the harness on your cock, because she thinks you just look so cute, naked, with sickly green spooge dripping out of your ass.but of course, you know that she does love you.
>>3376042Can I just request your pony painting your pony painting your pony?For free?
>>3376038>>3376044>I'm not the only one who thought of thisDon't you know you're all my very best friends?
mlpg teach me what emotions feel like
>>3376076What about $50 dollars for you to fart into a microphone?
http://www.livestream.com/applesarcumIUNNOMON
>>3376071Is this an impromptu AB quest? I like it
>>3376042What if I wanted toxic pone?How much would you charge?
>Tickets to see one of my favorite musicians>$15>not buying them right fucking now for some reason
>>3376086Suggestive and/or NSFW stuff please~
>>3376066Eh, there was that as well.I have names for plenty of the miscellaneous things we've made, but fuck if I'm gonna spread them around.you'd all laugh at me for some of them.
>>3376071>He's gonna work us to death, I'm sure.Yeah, we won't be able to move after he's done with us.Guess Applebloom is going to have to massage away the pain a little.
>>3375829>The Lunar Guard have memorized all of the names for their attack and flight maneuvers and formations, owing to their Captain's tendency to make up new names on the fly or refer to them by a "cooler-sounding" name>When she uses their real names, they know she means business.
>>3376106Do you have one for marker pone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKfjNzD5tA
>>3376038>in reality, you like both
>>3376064nope>>3376078Sounds cute, might draw that later.>>3376093I'm not even sure what that is.
>>3376086>skype chatur all a bunch of fagets
>>3376114______no__She's Marker Pone. that's all there is to her, and if I started calling her something other than that, it would maybe cheapen the character.Plus, I can't think of a name that would fit her.
I feel sad.
>>3376134
>>3376128She's all over the thread and you don't know what Acid is?
>>3376106>you are now rewatching eva
>>3376141>not replaying Bayonetta
>>3376113>'The Pineapple' is an actual maneuver.>It's not even one with a silly name. >Recruits sometimes ask what that maneuver is.>They are sent to Fluttershys father for that briefing.>He created it.
>>3376038>the only Mexican in the entire household is the cook>he teaches her how to make his secret Tijuana street tacos>but he also teaches her how to cook properly>she really likes cooking>she offhandedly mentions culinary school to her mother
>>3376141what would an eva pony even look like
>>3376038>>3376044We need someone to draw this. Humanized or not.
>>3376162>>she offhandedly mentions culinary school to her motherthis can't end well...
>>3376138Oh. No thank you.
SHOCKING NEWS: leth is going to be gone for 10 dayssssssssssssss
>>3376084
>>3376156>"Wait, he's an Earth-Pony! How could he have--">"Son... you'll wanna shut your hole right about now if you want to keep it."
>>3376171I can only imagine her mother as massive.
>>3376041>>3375913Actually, I remember you being in at the end of some of those PQ sessions now that I think about it.Seems so long ago. Probably since I'm drinking.Anywho, best of luck on your next venture!
>>3376165
>>3376172Are all of your plane ponies uploaded anywhere?
>>3376173On less, not gone.Hamburger reports might be very very brief.Stupid stream
>>3376172Jessy, I have a request for you.Have fun and draw what you want.
>>3376176I see her as actually quite attractive, but in a cold, artificial sort of way, with cold, uncaring eyes.
>>3376168I'm on it.
>>3376176her mother is a socialite. she's got that drawn look that only people who stress all the time about really unimportant things seems to get. the kind of body that countless liquid lunches and Pilates creates. hair styled immaculately by a German hairdressing wizard, but with no soul.she's like Rarity, but dead inside.
I hate you people so god damn much.http://pastebin.com/RWj8A8jT
>>3376184No clue. I know there was an archive of them on here somewhere, other than that, no.>>3376187Thanks dude, I will.
>>3376176I imagine her as a hawkish, bony socialite along the lines of Cruella De Vil, only less inclined to murdering small animals for furs.
>>3376202we ross now?
THE EPITOME OF LONELINESShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVy5W3BQQM&feature=plcp
>>3376200>she's like Rarity, but dead inside.So, Rarity then.
>>3376210>hawkishSo, calling her a harpy would be actually sort of fitting.
>>3376213you've never seen ME before
>>3376156>'the pineapple'I don't EVEN WANT TO KNOW!
>>3376212Nah, just disney crap.
How many fists can I fit in a pony's ass?
>wake up>enter thread>Silver Spoon feels againAw shit.
>>3376218nigger i'll hat you
>>3376224>Professor RatiganBest Disney Big Bad ever
>people asking about commission rates>realize I've never drawn anything for money>want extra cash but hate charging for anything
>>3376226
>>3376220Just don't say it aloud.Anywhere.Even in your own house.Walls have ears.
>>3376239tfw not good enough to do comissions
>>3376156>>3376223Yes you do.
>>3376239Shut up Apple.
>>3376238no, that's this dude.
>>3376224Jessy pls stram basil of baker street
>>3376218Whenever I read a post like this, I hear that laugh Stewie Griffin does when he's talking about BC's humor.>"Wow. It looks like Juan really has himself figured out.">"Well I guess it takes Juan to know Juan--">"EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEHHH."
>>3376229You like it?sometimes I worry it irritates the other thread-goers
>>3376239>he doesn't like money
GW2 MLP Servers:Jade Quarry - MurricaDesolation - Yuropoors
>>3376229Negga >feels are some of the best aspects of late night/early morning MLPG.
>>3376128>>3376138>>3376172>it took Jessy that long to figure out what Acid is
>>3376246I've done caricatures but my god does that get annoying. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to wonder how much brown and black to use when doing a caricature of a black person?>>3376251No, the lazy drawfag.
>>3376264>Caps it all>guide-arrows to extraneous posts>Names of songs beside the linksThis nigga has some class. I hope he caps more stuff.
>tfw LE NERDY KIDS will quote any remotely funny lines from Wreck it Ralph ala Portal>"Just because you are a bad guy, does not mean you are bad guy?" is already halfway to "the cake is a lie"
>>3376275Meant to quote>>3376264
>>3376201I edged 20 times earlier today over the course of 2 and a half hours and had a mind-melting orgasm like you wouldn't believeI just came to this fic even harder on my first go. My nerves are still tingling and I feel all bubbly as I write this.I didn't want this fetish, but I think I've got it.
>>3376285Oh, I will.
>>3376175>He can describe areal maneuvers that make the recruits dizzy.>These are followed by either 'breaks' or examples of how such a maneuver is pulled off in combat situations.>Both of which consist of his war tales.
Which pony likes anal fisting the most?
>>3376184>>3376202Here's what I've got of the Plane Ponies, for whomever wants them. Pardon the mess of the unsorted ones.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4qwh12nglfvyh3k/TrEEFHzGAf
>>3376284>Do you have any idea how terrifying it is to wonder how much brown and black to use when doing a caricature of a black person?I laughed entirely too hard at this
>>3376299>Fluttershy's father was Sun Captain's Mentor
>>3376162>her mother forbids the kitchen staff from allowing her in the kitchen anymore>they "forget" to lock the kitchen door after hours, so that she can still cook in her own free time>she spends hours in there trying out different recipes>she brings the first batch of everything she makes to you
>>3376286Next you'll be complaining that you can't enjoy the film because of its shitty fans.You'll also probably come up with some witty titles for the film within your social group, such as "Fan Pandering: The Movie" or something equally asinine and pretentious.
What if Equestria had affirmative action programs? What would it be like to have dirty earth ponies in the royal guard?
Yo, MLPG. I need all your pictures of Marker Pone, please.
>>3376334
>>3376318Thaaanks <3
>>3376334I'll make a thread in the board for you. One sec'
>>3376288I do it for you Anon.
>>3376332>tfw positive discrimination means decent, hard working whites can be passed up for racial subgroups purely because the equality intake quota hasn't been met yet
>>3376348>Making a marker pone thread in the pissWHY
>>3376345He did say "please."
>>3376284I just want to draw good and get money, but noooo, I have to draw for YEARS before I can.
>>3376353KKK pls go
Alright MLPG. Just got home. Give me the topics we are talking about and which one I should join.
>>3376326>blue cheese-stuffed dates wrapped in bacon>honey-truffle butter>mushroom risotto>cooks any fish you or the help can catch in the private lakes>mutha fukkin croissants
>>3376332Fluttershy's father would like to have a word with you...
>>3376384Wait. Fluttershy's father is an Earth Pony?
>>3376360>>3376354These are great, keep em coming.>>3376370Oh you.
>>3376326>a few days later, Silver comes to you crying her eyes out>you bed her to explain, and she does so between tear choked sobbing>"My... mother... fired... one... of the chefs because I wouldn't stop cooking and... now he doesn't have a job! It's all my fault.">you hug her and explain she was never at fault>she refuses to believe you, criticising herself for ruining someone's life, someone who has a family to provide for>she starts to worry she'll end up like her mother one day>you explain, while stroking her hair soothingly, that the mere fact that she cares about this poor chef is proof she would never be like her mother>Silver resolves to prove you right
i should sleep. its not like im making any real progress.
>>3376372>fresh homemade muffins with raspberry jam made from raspberries picked from the mansion's garden
>>3376394AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>3376353I'm of the opinion that it's unfortunate that it sometimes swings too far the other way, but society has proven incapable of avoiding discrimination in favor of the majority in the past, so it's kinda the best solution we have.
>>3376392when she opens up her first restaurant, she'll name it after that chef.he needs a name now.Fernando.
>>3376390Her mother is a Pegasus.I think.>Nobody ever sees or hears her come and go.>The one time she visited her daughters house, Dash was there.>She now thinks the house is haunted.
>>3376201reading now but i already fapped today
>>3376390Fluttershy's father is a BADASS.
>>3376416>opinion
>>3376271>server fullbullshit
>>3376394Fluttershy you are so high.Put that sausage down you are going to have an upset tummy.
>>3376394OH GOD OH GODSO MANY OF THOSE LINES ARE UNNECESSARY OH JESUS FUCKPLS GO
>>3376417Maybe she can pull a few strings to find him a new place to work. Her family's got tentacles dug in all over the place; there's bound to be somewhere that needs a cook.
>>3376423>fanon
>>3376392>you bed herWhoa there loverboy
>>3376394shes adorable <3
>>3376361You can accelerate it. Draw everyday.Draw a page of feet, a page of hands, a page of heads. Break it down and learn the parts.>>3376394It's fine. I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyways.
Goodnight MLPG, stay gold.
>>3376437I wonder what will happen when one of these stories eventually reaches that stage
>>3376392>>3376417Gusteau
>>3376448yeah, it's damned late. Peace out.
>>3376454Awkward, fumbling first-time teenage sex.It will be glorious, though.
Hell yeah I'd stargaze with Luna!
>>3376461not Mexican enough
>>3376436>Fluttershy's father.>"Oh, the fact that he is a badass is so fanon.">Fluttershy's FATHER I am hoping you see where I am going with this.
>>3376445I do draw every day. I haven't really done hands or anything in a while but I do draw.its not enough though, and lately ive been having major anxiety over my art like I'm never gonna get good or anything and i know it's not true but it's really really really really hard to get out of this stupid stupid fucking mindset
>>3376465>She gets preggers.>Hilarity ensues.
>>3376471I wanna know. Could you show me?
Would you a Lazare, MLPG?
>>3376417>though she doesn't know it yet, Silver Spoon will craft a fine future for that chef>she'll open up a restaurant for him>it will be a chance meeting, SS will spot him in a grocery store while he's browsing for some vegetables to cook for his family>she asks him how he's doing>he says fine, he took up the role of being a janitor at an office building, but he's still not lost his passion for cooking>after idle chit chat SS apologises for her mother's actions>Fernando laughs her off with a wave of his hand, telling her he would never blame SS for the actions of her parent>in fact he thanks her, saying that he always loved SS and knew she was a good kid even when she tried to be mean to people at her mother's behest and he was glad SS proved him correct>she mentions offhandedly at first about a new restaurant she has planned>"Fernando, you always cooked me the best food I can ever remember. I'd... I'd love it if you could be my head chef. No. I'd be honoured and privileged to have you at the helm.">he's stunned, lost for words>eventually he hugs her and says he'd love to, but wishes the gesture not to be an act of charity>SS jokingly says "Hey, if you were a bad cook I'd never ask. I have standards to maintain, mister!">they chuckle together then part with a nice goodbye, exchanging details>Fernando looks at the card, then up to the ceiling>"I knew she was worth it," he says with a warm smile
>>3376478>Silver Spoon drops her like a rock>She then uses her dad's money to hire assassins to kill you
Which pone is best for cunnilingus?
>>3376417JorgeAugustinArmandoRicardo
>>3376486Pic.
>>3376486Lickety Split
MLPG! what on earth do I name my TF2 purple-painted balloonicorn?
>>3376486
>>3376480i dont know what that is, but if it is some kind of animal then yes i would have sex with it.
>>3376501Faggot
>>3376483man, it's gonna be so weird when S3 comes around and I have to go back to watching her be a bitch on the actual show
>>3376128Jess,how does it feel like being in a thread with crazy-ass-sexually-confused neckbeards?I mean, it was confirmed that there was a pedophile here once and a dogfucker here
>>3376496>dat horn jackin
>>3376510Hey, I'm not a neckbeard nor am I sexually confused
>>3376477That's when you talk to someone who draws and you show each other your work. Learn from others. Try new ways. Re-draw your characters in different styles.
>>3376486Giving or receiving?Rainbow Dash for the former, Fluttershy for the latter.Just think of the sounds she would make.
>>3376512>>3376496this .gif is hilarious
>>3376512>black pone will never hornjack you after you drive through a bad part of town
>>3376507Seriously.We have come up with some fucked up fanon for those two, it's going to a jolt to the old system.
>>3376510I have no neckbeardAnd I just want to fuck someone who I love.
>>3376510You are aware she isn't the only female here, ja?
>>3376519I don't have characters, I try to learn from people I ask for critique I get it but all I fucking draw is ponies and they always look like shit
>>3376527someday we may even do one of these for Diamond. it would be Ultrahard Mode, but at this point it still wouldn't surprise me in the slightest
>>3376486Why would you care?
>>3376527Why do people get made when Nightmare Moon or Chrysalis are made into good ponies, but not when Silver Spoon or Diamond Tiara are?
>>3376533Chick here who wants to be fucked by Soarin reporting in. Did that person ever do that fic? Please say yes.
>>3376432Well that's just rude
>>3376496>Pinkie will never stick her tongue through your ears, gently hugging your brain with the thick, slimy muscle
>>3376521>you will never make Fluttershy squeal with your tongue>you will never hear her try to muffle her cries with a pillow as you redouble your efforts>you will never feel her wink hard against your face as you nearly drown in her orgasmic flood
>>3376527SS doesn't seem like a bitch from what litle we've seen of her.
>>3376537Eh, we can only talk about her mother in an insane asylum enough.How her father may have all the money in the world, but he can't get that part of his life back.Money can't fix a shattered mind.
>>3376548It's easier to forgive a pair of kids.
>>3376527>>3376507Well some things are plausible.I mean SS just being a bitch because she's with DT and its the cool thing to do makes a bit of sense.I mean if DT goes to far even for SS and she apologizes to the pony who got insulted could happen.But yeah we've gotten a bit to fat with some things.
Anyone need a 5000x5000 Daring Do cutiemark?
>>3376548Because they're just kids. They're not set in their ways.Also they're antagonists - not villains.
>>3376548Because DT and SS are children.
>>3376562BUT MAGIC CAN>>3376565SURE IS FANFICTION IN HERE>FANFICTION>FANFICTION
>>3376507Man, the effects fanon has on people... I'm quite sure that a lot of people here are going to be broken-hearted if Lyra were to not be human-obsessed or gay for Bonbon.
>>3376566NOI NEED A BIGGER ONE
>>3376572>implying they both aren't pony HitlerDo you even watch the show?
>>3376578I think we both know that a few lines of green text do not a fanfiction make
What did you get out of Steam sales?and Im considering buying Vampire the masquerade Bloodlines, is it any good?
>>3376578>Most of the thread has been fanfiction>Decides to get mad now.
>>3376593>FANFICTION
>>3376549Not the author, but do you want him uniform on or off?
>>3376594I've heard good things about it from /tg/ when /tg/ was a good board.
>>3376594I am saving up for a Twilight game.
>>3376510hey, hey heyDont mention the fact that there was a pedo hereI wanted to try forget that ever happened
>can't sleep>realize I'm re-reading fanfiction and clopfics about Chrysalis, some for the third timeThis fucking character broke meI feel completely ashamed at myself for being attracted to it.Nothing in the show is like that, it's usually the porn that does it, and I don't care for the porn.This thing thoughOh my god why no i don't want to be fucked up sexuallyman just fuck me
Which pony has the tastiest mouth?for kisses.
>>3376042>He paid $25.Sorry I went away for a while.I've done some pretty elaborate images and I think $23 is the most I've ever made. Curse my lack of business savvy.
>>3376618>man just fuck meSure~
>>3376619Fluttershy and/or Pinkie
>>3376606Honestly do not care but would gladly strip it off him. Bonus points if he is all sweaty and I get a full whiff of his musky scent.That word is great.
>>3376536Don't draw ponies. Draw something else. Try people. If not, try creatures. They have a base animal then their structure is however you want it to be.
>>3376583Size limit.But here's a 5000x5000 Daring Do safari hat.
>>3376629>musky>bloated>heavy>dripping
>>3376641>buttery>babydammit hotsauce
Any new chubby pones?
>>3376537it wouldn't be ultra-hard mode. it wouldn't be feels, and would revolve mostly around a bitchy femdom, though, and we already have Gilda for that.
>>3376619Twilight she wouldn't know how to kiss either, so she'd be extremely akward and wouldn't know what to do as your tongue presses against her's inside her mouth.
>>3376618Could be worse. You could be reading retarded grimdark "CHRYSALIS WINS" fanfic instead.
>>3376578>BUT MAGIC CAN>"Magic can fix a lot of things, Twilight Sparkle.">"A limb is just a piece to a puzzle, you line it up and it just, fits.">"But the mind is far too complex a puzzle, that when it comes apart, the pieces are often too small and far scattered to make sense of.">"You can put it back as best you can, but in the end, you never have the same picture you had before..."
>>3376634I've got books on how to draw animals but I just dont fucking get it, it's basically, "draw the animal" and reference which is good I guess but I just don't get it.Is there anything that could help make it "click" for me?also thank you for helping meim sorry that I'm whiny
>>3376659But you gotta admit TAW's fic was pretty good.
>>3376549I'll have it for you this weekend.>You enjoy sliding onto the molded vinyl, pressing your breasts into the soft cushioning as you split your thighs over the rudder pedals.
>>3376646
Discuss why Moon Princess is better than Sun Princess.
>>3376680Her butt.
>>3376671what was it about?
>>3376665http://www.mediafire.com/?jb5w47g14ovnkhttp://www.mediafire.com/?i44dwzkf9j9n8#myfilesHere - maybe you can find something in one of these?
>>3376680Because dark chocolate tastes better than fresh bread.
>>3376680dat booty
You dont have Steam profiles with Ponies all over it, do you?
>>3376680>filenameWhy did I laugh?
>>3376671Which one was that? I kinda doubt I'll like it.
>>3376672NFdsjgsjgYou are the best.I cannot wait to read it
>>3376694Nah. I don't need to be ticking off any potential trade partners with pony shit.
>>3376691
>>3376618>man just fuck meDo you think Chrysalis has enough control over her abilities to create a functional pair of testicles? Could she knock up a pony?
>>3376694Nope. I even refuse to join the MLPG steam group.
>>3376690Yeah I think I've tried those, it just doesn't click
>>3376680what is WITH blue ponies pointing at the Wonderbolts?
>>3376694no, just mohammad awad
>>3376701>That wasn't even a sex scene.
Okay so I haven't seen LoKWhat was the deal with Amon?
>>3376641>warm>swollen>spurt>puddle>plump>oozing
>>3376688>>3376699Fapfic. Chrysalis corrupts Celestia and the others. What I liked about it was that the main 6 were still in character even when corrupted, so it had it's funny parts.
>>3376680Because we decided to have a quest about her before her sister.
>>3376714I don't know, but they do it a lot.
>>3376708That fucking Grievous.
>>3376730But then it had a really bad Good End.
>>3376720>Even the CMC got into the Wonderbolts before Dash.
>>3376716Excuse me? Did I hear some rustling?
>>3376665Can you draw shapes?That guy up there is made of spheres and cylinders. You have to see things as shapes first. You can't just draw a finished picture, you need to know the structure.Draw something using basic shapes, a stick figure amounts to this which is seen as a gesture drawing. Gesture drawings are lines of movement, basically the skeleton with simple lines of where a leg and arm sit. Then shapes over those gestures for volume.Don't make it to be perfect right off the bat, you'll only disappoint yourself. This is a learning phase, take it slow and steady.
>>3376720I would all 3. Sexually. With the unniform on.
>>3376744
>>3376744>and Featherweight and Rumble too
>>3376730Oh god, by corruption do you mean that stupid-ass "cocoon turns ponies into changelings" fanon shit?
>>3376710>that feel when shapeshifting waifu>that feel when delicious cock for when you want it, tits for when you don'tHonestly though she's sexier as she is.
>>3376680>Princess Loser>Better than Princess "Fuck Me" CelestiaNo.
>>3376720THEY'RE NOT EVEN ALL PEGASIHOLY SHIT THIS MAKES NO SENSE
>>3376756Something like that yeah.
>>3376744>two of them aren't even pegasuses>And the pegasus one can't even fly
>>3376655DT seems mostly reserved for Fem-Dom type stories, doesn't she?Although, there IS possibility for some >feels in there. Problem is, we don't know where they're hid.
>>3376680They're both wonderful ponies.
Would you let a bunch of ponies point their cocks at you as they slap them rudely against their bellies, fat globs of precum splattering all over your body? Would you let them coat you with musky spurts of their piping hot pony semen when they cum? Would you sit patiently as their minutes long orgasm continued, your body caked in an inch-thick layer of their viscous gooey spunk?
>>3376763Apple Bloom's vice-like cunny will make you feel like you're flying, anyway.
>>3376752okay okay okayI've never really been good at that sphere and cylinder "build up" stuff. if that would really help how can I practice it?
>>3376763>>3376773for modeling. __sexual modeling.
>>3376226i wont know for sure.unless i try.
>>3376759Would that be with or without the vaginal claws?
>>3376770Fuck that, pones are way better as pones. And that "cocoon transformation" shit is retarded grimdark and not sexy at all.
>>3376774They are hidden every Wednesday, at 2:30 pm at the local psyche ward.It's an hour before normal visitation hours but leaves enough of a gap from the pill line that all the patients are in their cells.She would kill you if you called her mothers room a 'cell'
>>3376737This has been going through my head for a while......I kinda wanna see Mrs. Cake and the Bimbo Ponies from PYHD in a situation like this scene from Fried Green Tomatoes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b9Z3MYo2M0
>>3376777>cunny
>>3376801Whaaaat you can't be serious.It's just like in Gremlins.
>>3376774the only feels that can be found in DT can also be found in Arkham Asylum.
>>3376777>>3376807we have a child molester among us
>>3376817I liked AA more than AC.
>>3376802>>3376817Am I the only one who thinks Chubby Nurse could be DT's mother?
>>3376756>that feel when you were probably the one that started that
>>3376817I want to make a Batman joke but it's too fucking soon, fuck you.
>>3376777>cunnyYou sick fuck
>>3376814I don't fap to sexy pones getting turned into insects via mucus-bondage. Sorry.
>>3376774well...what if it WASN'T a Fem-Dom story?think more something like the Ai Ebihara S-Link from Persona 4
>>3376828Probably.
>>3376841...well, damn.
>>3376817that's rubbishall it takes is a bit of imagination
>>3376739The only real Grievous.
>>3376837It doesn't play up that part though.
>>3376839I don't listen to J-Pop.
>>3376776Will all their semen eventually glue me to the ground? Will one of them walk over to me so I can clean him off, only to become stuck himself?Did anyone cap that greentext?
>>3376848*cough*
chain rattle
Alright I'm out. See you all later. Wish me luck.
>>3376834I still have a hard time believing it.
>>3376844Sorry, we just wanted to give her a tragic story, it's what makes her so hard to the world.It took her mother away, she is going to take her share from it.But, can she do it?
>>3376865YOU KILLED THE THREAD
>>3376778Pencil and paper.Photoshop.Something that you can draw with. And then, pictures.http://www.artsyposes.com/modelsA great reference resource. Many images, many poses. First, get a line of how they're standing. Look out they stand, where the weight is applied.I am a little too tired to draw on a computer correctly or else I'd show you some things. So have this red line I did of someone's legs from long ago.
>>3376858I didn't mind the cough. It's that they made him such a bitch that pissed me off. He fought of two Jedi Council members, 2 Jedi Knights, and 3 Padawans with only 2(3) lightsabers.
Is there another Dark Souls game for PC other than the "Prepare to Die Edition" coming out next month?
>>3376849Well, it might be alright then. Is Changeling-Celestia still in character or is it just the Mane 6? Cuz a sweet and motherly Changeling-Celestia sounds like a riot.
>>3376885what if i told you that was me
>>3376877I dont get it
>>3376877You know they are considering detonating the building because they can't figure out how to defuse the bomb?
>>3376893What about it don't you get?
>>3376879And is that really what she wants?I don't think it is. I think what she really wants, is the happiness that was stolen away from her by the world.
>>3376902Really? Could you link me to a news article about that because that's funny as hell.
>>3376888Really.>That introduction in the cartoon>slaughtering Jedi with frightening speed and precision>using a lightsaber in each hand and one in a footIf he were like the way they made him in the cartoons, Grievous would have been awesome to watch in Episode II.Instead we get 10 seconds of 4 lightsabers, and that's mostly spinning them around before those hands get cut off.
>>3376828>Screwloose/ball gets institutionalized>Chubby Nurse is her attendant and the only one, besides Filthy, always at her side>they begin to bond>the bonding turns into an affair>the affair turns into a child>the child Filthy should've had with his wife>he feels guilty every time he looks at DT, and acts cold towards her>he refuses to even look Chubby Nurse in the eye out of guilt>as a result, he hardly ever visits his wife any more, and DT is a remarkably cruel child who acts out constantlythere you go.
>>3376893The guy's planning something. Remember the Joker in Dark Knight? How he let himself get arrested?
>>3376888Well in the cartoon Windu fucked him up pretty hard.I mean I doubt you'd be in great shape if someone just crushed your entire torso
>>3376903What's a messed up motive gotta do with a UN voting?
>>3376891
>>3376763
>>3376904Shes just a scared little girl.Silver Spoon is the only thing she has that is a step towards 'normal'.Her father of course tries as best he can to love her, but business always leaves him out of the house.She doesn't want to admit it, but she wouldn't know what to do if she lost her only friend.
>>3376914He's NOT cold to her, though. He actually seems like a decent father.
>>3376890Been a while since I've read it so I can't say, but the main 6 do stay in character and Dash gets a pretty funny moment. Here's a link if you want.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21916/1/Corruption/And obligatory >tfw TAW hats us
>>3376691They could take on you from either side, smothering you with their big fat royal rumps.
>>3376931yeahwhat was your tumblr again?
>>3376914That's... really stupid, Snarky. No offense.
How do I get in on the Skype thing? I've been trying to get in a little on what people are doing on the side. The stream crowd has been the strangest so far
>>3376945dont justyou dont want toi want in too
>>3376925http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2011/07/26/democrats-oppose-obama-un-gun-control-treaty
>>3376935does notI'm busy lately!
>>3376940it's a stupid fanon.
>>3376948>tfw Rose is completely open to people adding her on skypetfw too spaghetti to do so
>>3376948>dont justd00d let's not even get started. i could bore the fuck out of this thread with my weird analysis on the goings on beyond here. i'm not sure those crowds are even really a part of here anymore. this is just the thread that connected them initially or whateveryou know who i'd really like to chat with, or hang out in a room being silent with? the guys who never got in on the ground floor. us awkward fucks who didnt think to start chatting with everyone else a year ago
>>3376962what
>>3376933She's just incredibly angry. Wouldn't you be a bit angry too? To be denied something as simple as a loving mother? To have all those potential happy memories ruined by essentially bad luck?I bet she's FURIOUS. It must make her feel so small and insignificant and everything about the world must seem so incredibly fragile.
GuysI'm love one of the ponies.I'm so ashamed
>>3376907It's just rumor, but he had the place rigged for his stereo to blare music, causing a noise complaint, expecting police to kick the door in, causing a trigger to go off.
>>3376937>you will never anally fist both princesses, their fragrant farts squeaking out around your arms as they moan with pleasure
>>3376954Alright alright I'll stop saying it then!What you working on then?
>>3376938The one where I get yelled at by four people to update?Or my actual one? broken-cog.tumblr.com
>>3376955>stupid fanon>taking an alternative to it and filtering it through said fanon
drew over an old one. its still bad.>>3376550 dudes complaint was perfectly reasonable
>>3376971Which one?
>>3376974kits's contest winner story at the moment--TwiDashPie threeway shipping clop. Getting the emotional brew down right is proving to be difficult, it's taking time.
>>3376983Rarity
>>3376935Skimmed through it, was pretty good. Liked the 'Good End.'
>>3376988ANON HAS A WAIFU ANON HAS A WAIFU ANON HAS A WAIFU
>>3376988ohwell that's fair enough, no need to feel ashamed
>>3376970Well of course.Sometimes, she looks in that photo album, and imagines.>What would it have been like? To have just one more in that picture, in that one?>To be whole?>She remembers why she hates that photo album, all it does it hurt her.
>>3376972Given how the guy went about the shooting I can believe that he'd do something like that.
>>3376976whichever one we can bring this conversation to
>>3376988It's good that you picked best pony
>>3376988nothing to be ashamed about.
>>3376986>twidashpieNice. There aren't really that many threesome fics are there?Also >clop
I just want to fuck a horseis that so wrong?
>>3376988At least you like classy women.Kind of.Rarity'd probably be a lot of fun to be with if you enjoyed the whole "Lady/gentleman" thing.
>>3377016>wanting to fuck a real horseEw.
>>3377016Of course not. Horses have no problem being fucked if they want it.
>>3376999Maybe that's what she needs."Just one more."
>>3377014alright fine, romance/eroticaand no, there aren't a great deal leaving me somewhat bereft of better works to look to for guidance. Emotions are hard.
>>3377002The thing is, apparently he has the room set up in a way that the bomb squad is scratching their heads on how to disarm it.
>>3377021>realwhat?! no, that's disgusting!
>>3377028that would explain why she's such a femdom.though i can't imagine she'd be a good mother, at any age.
>>3376988>you will never fall asleep holding Rarity close to you>you will never feel her powerful marecunt gently milk your growing erection>you will never wake up to her grinding against your crotch, your morning wood unloading thick gouts of hot seed into her
>>3377004Then that one.But don't look to me entirely. I can only give advice, I can't teach properly as there are many far beyond me that I look to to learn from.You can also go to conceptart.org for more information. They're excellent as well.
>>3376999>She's tried to burn the photo album a few times before>she's gotten so close, snapping the lighter, watching it flicker to life>once she got close enough to make the plastic around one of the pictures crinkle a little before her panicked finger let go of the trigger, the flame going out.>but that's as close as she's ever gotten.>she throws it across the room with a short, dense shout of anger, glaring at it where it lands as if hoping it will burst into flames itself, before she quickly picks it up, straightening it out and shoving it back into the shelf.>she hates that photo album - hates what it shows her, hates what it mocks her with>but try as she might, she can't do something so simple as touching a lighter to it and just letting it burn.>she won't even let it get dirty.
>>3377020You know a reason why I like Rarity is that even tough she acts like a lady she isn't always one.I mean look how she acted in her room in Sweet & Elite. She may act as a lady most of the time but she's rather childish and a bit normal too.
>>3377042Okay, thanks.
>>3377051And in PVC.>"Gum on their bum!">looking thru Sweetie's bag
>>3377039Man, you are harshing my buzz here.
>>3377040>she will never be suddenly struck with inspiration>she will never wrap her tail around your waist and drag you to her workbench while still inside her>she will never keep you there, inside her, all day while she works on the saddle>she will never wear it for you that evening
>>3377028Yet, the thought of her father finding another mare disgusts her to the core.She can't imagine him ever doing something like that.Not that he would, he has spent endless amounts of his fortune to make sure her mother has been made as comfortable as possible.She may hate it, she may deny it all she can to herself, but in the end.She loves her mother.She can't have something else fill that.If only money could fix her.
>>3377063Shut up, Shining Armor.
/mlp/ is the cancer killing /mlp/.
>>3377051They all have crazy moments
>>3377060>>3377051>try as she might to maintain her veneer of ladylike grace, Rarity can't help but giggle at low-brow humor.>the more crass and crude it is, the harder it makes her want to laugh.
>>3377075That whole scene is probably the funniest in the series.
another younger than 18 with a ton of talent
>>3377064>spending all day buried inside Rarity>her excited winks set you off every so often, her belly getting closer and closer to the ground with each load of sperm>finally she pops off you to model her latest creation>the straps barely fit her swollen form>she's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen
>>3377076>Pinkie hides a whoppie cushion in her boutique.>A high class client arrives and sits on the rigged cushion.>"FRRRRRRRRRT~!">She nearly spits tea in his face, ends up chocking on it.>He helps her as best he can, and then sits down again.
>>3377068That's not the "one more" I was referring to.The one more is you.
>>3377088Rarity is the funniest.
>>3377097Boooring
>>3377091I give up art.
>>3377039She'd probably be a bad mother, without meaning to.Her pent-up anger and frustration makes her vow to provide her children the love and attention she never had, but she ends up hovering around her kids needlessly, constantly invading their privacy and at times taking draconian measures to keep them at her side.
>>3377093>you pick her up and hold her by your side with an arm wrapped around her midsection>you flex>you cum sprays out of her and paints one of the walls
>>3377091stop it
well tabitha is the best VA in the whole show, can we all agree on that?
>>3377120I don't think you even need to ask.
>>3377120Her and Andrea Libman's legs.
the newest brony rage video is herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHQ1xuj-6o&feature=player_detailpage#t=59show long can you last?
>>3377120And Andrea.
>>3377096>>3377076>you two have a night alone>you dig around for a movie to put on, in the mean time switching on the TV>the Three Stooges is on>*clonk!* *poit!* "Hey Moe!" "Lunkhead!" *crash!* *clonk slap plonk poit clonk poit whap* "Woo WOO WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!">Rarity can't stop laughing.
>>3377120yes. and sexiest.
>>3377117>"Hey!">she pouts at you even as you swing her into position>"I hope you're soooooaaaaAAH!">you plunge your needy erection deep into her>as you begin to pump-fuck her you lean in close and whisper "Just making room, my dear."
>>3377131goddammit it.
>>3377131I can last the video because I don't care.
>>3377131i dont see what's wrong with thislooks like a couple of friends having fun
>>3377120Me mummy loves me, and that's enough for me.I have goats to milk.
>>3377120agreed
>>3377157>>3377157>funExactly.4chan HATES fun.
>>3377131i think i would be less furious if even a single one of them wasn't horrifically tone-deaf.
>>3377111>>3377119cant stop wont stop
I love Celestia's voice. I would listen to her even if she was reading a phonebook.
>>3377131>group of friends having fun in their own homeJESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING
>>3377130>you will never nibble her calves>Thickity will never sit on your face
>>3377181won't stop the beat and goeverybody move your feet and feel unitedooooh oh ooooohhh
>>3377181Dat Derpy picture. What is this strange feeling in my chest?
>>3377154>you and another anon will never get into a supersoaker fight with cum filled ponies instead of mares
>>3377202That's the feel of a heart attack.You should go to a hospital.
>>3377218But my arm is just fine.
>>3377060You know she's not the standard stuck up fashionista that only buys dresses and knows nothing about work, she's not the standard lady that only does something unladylike in extreme circumstances, she's a very hard worker.And most of all she really cares about her friends, being up there with Pinkie when it comes to this.I mean she'd do a lot of things that she hates for them. Hell she volunteered for a spell that could have gone horribly wrong.There were a few moments when she wasn't like that.In Sweet and Elite she had a chance to fulfill her childhood dreams so it's understandable. Sonic Rainboom not so understandable.The cake incident tough was kinda inexcusable tough.Still she seems to be the most fleshed out out of the mane six.
>>3377157Neither do I.>>3377181
>>3377239>fleshed outwelp, my boner's back
>>3377250Would you give your waifu a valentine's day card?
>>3377154>>3377117>>3377093>>3377064>>3377040>she wants you inside her more and more, soon being almost unable to bear the sensation of not having your manly length filling her.>Soon you're spending an entire day inside her at a time, then even longer>she starts feeling tighter and tighter, and you wonder if she's getting stronger down there, until the day you pull 14 inches of gloriously thick cock out of her>the sensation of cool air touching your glans for the first time in nearly a week causes you to spurt a thick rope across her stomach before your length flops heavily to reach almost to your knees.
Slow threads are the best: Y/N
>>3377273Kinda. I wish we could be a little bit faster and still chill.
>>3377273best quality, yes
>>3377267THAT is a substantial amount of blush.
>>3377045>The only other person besides her father to ever see the album was Silver Spoon.>It took everything Diamond Tiara had in her will to let her friend see it.>Silver Spoon would point to various pictures and ask about them her friend would answer as best she could, often re-telling tales her father told her.>Eventually she got more comfortable with it as they went along, the two often laughing at some of the pictures.>Diamond Tiara noticed what page they were on and starts to stiffen up.>Silver Spoon noticed and stopped, looking at her friend.>"I won't ask any more questions, but if you don't want me to see anymore, it's alright too."
So do you think the fandom will collapse? Or will it go on Invader Zim style?
>>3377146>She greases your bedroom floor.>Then calls you.
>>3377292it'll be bigger than the invader zim fandom after the show's overdon't think it'll ever collapse thoughthere will probably be a subset that latches onto the next generation
>>3377284good ponybest friend
>>3377267Too shy to do that.>>3377273Y.
Done and done.
>>3377269>she turns around to ask why you pulled out>when she sees your girth hanging between your legs she pauses in shock>you can watch as her pupils grow to the size of dinner plates as she stares at what was stuffed into her mere moments ago>the silence is punctuated by a noisy wet splattering as her powerful wink sends a spray of juices all over your fat length
>>3377292Things like this don't just vanish. People will still find mlp's massive fanworks after it ends.
>>3377292It will go onI was just saying earlier that we have entire groups of people who still hang out, but don't visit hereI think a better question'd be something like, have these two years impacted your life in a positive way (did you make friends? did you learn to draw? write?)
>>3377292bronies are already the most hated fandom and i only see it getting worse. a disturbing trend i am seeing is people admitting to being "cloppers" and proud. what the fuck????
>>3377267Of course. Along with other various gifts through out the day. Like a bouquet of chocolate and a box of flowers.
I just got paid. What buy?
>>3377323pay your water bill
>>3377318that's just not normal
>>3377323save it so you can use it to eventually improve your standard of living.
Pony or die is going to be excellent. I can't wait to see the whole thing. I'm going to look at every image and read every story.
How about wastelander?
>>3377309>she no longer wants you stuffed inside her all day>now, she wants you pumping her all day>she wears a buttplug when she sleeps so that she can enjoy being completely filled up
How do you think a person like BCS feels about "will this fandom go on?" She's been here since G1. Will the Transformer fandom go on? Gi Joe? It won't end
>>3377323Pony and pony related accessories.
>>3377320>you pull out a heart-shaped box>she opens it>it's a colorful arrangement of differentt kinds of flowers>she pops one into her mouth and smiles blissfully
>>3375100>What's your biggest/strongest fetish?Urine.>What's your biggest/strongest fetish?No. I've had it since kindergarten at least. Possibly always.>How often do you fap to it?Almost everytime I fap. Porn without it just doesn't do anything for me.
>>3377337When is it going to end? I would love to see the result.
>>3377309>you spend the next to weeks inside her>when you try to pull out you can't>on the verge of panicking you hold her so she doesn't hang off you and run for Zecora's>she tells you she has just the thing for couples that enjoy being together too much>both you and Rarity drink half the potion>your bodies merge>her body grows larger while yours is absorbed into her rear>everything above your waist sticks out of her back, kind of like a centaur
>>3377302As much as Diamond Tiaras is scared of loosing Silver Spoon, Silver Spoon is just as scared of loosing Diamond Tiara.They are the tragic best friends.
>>3377352Aaaaand you lost me.
>>3377349End of the month, I believe, same as the friend-off.Based off of the excellent picture I received and the feedback Leth gave me when I submitted my fic in response, I'd say that all the submissions have been pretty top shelf.
>>3377352Now that's just weird.Do you feel it when she gets... You know...
>>3375100GiantessAll the damn Giantess scenes in 90's cartoonsAlways, found a pone gts artist thanks to the general. Gotta love when you can lucid dream this shit.
>>3377352goodbye, boneri'll miss you!
How do I stop raping the pony? I dont know how.
>>3377361that's excellent
>>3377372take your dick out. then dont put it back in.
>>3377361That's pretty much how I feel about all bg characters not naimed Lyra,Vinyl or Derpy.
>>3377380I cant.It just keeps happening.
>>3377367>>3377369>>3377371Her vagina has moved into her body, along with your penis, so you are always fucking her now. Once the two of you learned enough facial discipline you could fuck in public or around her friends without anyone noticing.
>>3377332>that Tootsie Flute
>>3377361Why are they dudes?
>>3377343
>>3377302It just leads the question.Does she let her friend turn that page?
>>3375100FurryVisiting a hentai site that had a furry section. I thought it would be hairy ladies, or, like, women covered in carpets. Shag carpets? To be young and stupid again. Anyway, it was all a bunch of stuff by "Cullen" (Jeremy Bernal). Man...>Fapping to something else
>>3375100I get off to pretty much anything submissive/power loss/humiliation.This includes a lot of stuff you wouldn't expect, like TF (to anything small/weak), micro, ageplay, and more obvious stuff like femdom or BDSMI don't jerk it to pony stuff though. I'm not weird.
>>3377358it's still good to see that they care about each other at least a little
>>3377397
>>3377390yeah yeahi totally got thatand my boner still isn't coming back.okay?
>>3377390>"I like my car.">"I love my car.">"I can cut your legs off and sew you to the seat if you want.">"...What the fuck, dude?">"So you can always be in your car!">"You're cutting my legs off!">"The car BECOMES your legs!">"...I NEED THEM TO WORK THE PEDALS YOU FUCKWIT."
>>3377316>have these two years impacted your life in a positive waythat's a difficult question to answer. as retarded as it may sound i was one of those people who were fine being a hermit prior to finding this show. then i found this with the general and something changed. it made me aware of my loneliness and i don't know if that's a better thing.i've picked up drawing and writing though, so that's always good.
>>3377368No, mines was really mediocre I'm sorry
bringing my oldest screencap
>>3377402Perhaps someday.
>>3377390Eh... I dunno man. Just ain't really doing it for me. Being some kinda Rarity ass-centaur thing doesn't do it for me.Now if she took me all the way in, and the only evidence was a bulging belly, then we could talk, but as is, ain't really getting me.
i require ntr
>>3375100Biggest fetish right now is cum inflation/large insertion. Really anything sexual that causes bulges.It changes every once in a while though.Its looking like its going to shift to guro/traumatic insertion, that'll be interesting
>>3377370[spoiler>]found a pone gts artist thanks to the generalWoah, what?Who?
>>3377436I'll never get gore. A little pain, sure, that's just fine, but as soon as something ruptures I just shoot right back up inside myself.
>>3377434I never understood cuckolding as a fetish, the only kind of boner I get from that is a rage boner
>>3377436I've always wondered if there were any femanons into cum inflation or if it's purely some male virility thing.
>>3377433a slight, but noticeable, bump that she could never get rid of, no matter how much she might try.and she would never feel empty again.i wonder what it would feel like to be absorbed into her, and to have your entire essence merge with hers? i imagine it would hurt, at first. until you stopped trying to resist it.
>>3377316>have these two years impacted your life in a positive way (did you make friends? did you learn to draw? write?)making a fangame has been a lot more fruitful than making a completely original game, and I'm pretty sure it helped me get a good job, so there's that
>>3377437http://aryion.com/g4/view/221077May be old, may be new, I just dig the porn and don't keep tabs on people. I find it really weird when communities form around porn... I just don't get it.
>>3377421i would say being aware of your loneliness is a good thing. sure the feeling sucks, but it represents that you enjoyed hanging out. hopefully you'll act on the shitty feeling by seeking friends, or doing more socializing. even coming here more often is a small step in a better direction, right?
>>3377434Think of your waifu. I'm fucking her right now.
>>3377452>rage bonerExactly.
>>3377475too soon
>>3377452i don't understand it either, but i still like it.
>>3377457Oh, that's...quite a findWere you there for those giant pony threads? They had their own little IRC chatroom community thing. I was part of it for a long while before I realised it had become only a circlejerk and left
>>3377471>the Hydra...I'm not even mad. That's impressive.
>>3377471
>>3377488You waifu the Hydra? That's weird dude. She does give good head though.
>>3377426Don't give up faith just yet.Only Leth can know for sure what the high and low points were!Honestly, as long as you didn't spout a bunch of MLP "memes", you're probably alright in my book.
So apparently Slytherin won the house cup in Pottermore, and the site admins (who are all in Gryffindor) got analcrusaded enough to alter the sorting algorithm to place more people in Gryffindor than any other house, so it's easier for them to win the next one.Oh god my fucking sides.
>>3377495
>>3377490How does it to feel to know that your waifu is laying in your bed panting from sweet bliss with me? Knowing that you're not in her thoughts at all. The only words she can manage to say is how much better I am than you.
here's a stupid ponyask tumblr idea take it if you want.It'd focus on Caramel, but how he's a sex fiend and subjects his girlfriend Wind Whistler to various weird things. Throw in Twilight and Big Mac too since they get shipped with him alot. Caramel could brag that they're his side-hoes and that he brings them into the equation whenever he needs some more oomph in the sex.
>>3377511Cuckolding is an awful fetish and I would probably murder you then proceed to fuck the shit out of her if I caught you two fucking.
>>3377509Can't even summon enough tentacles to handle me.
Best pony? Or bestest pony??
>>3377517>2012>Pony tumblrs
http://lichess.org/dzhr19cecmon smartasses
>>3377486Yeah, whoever drew this picture is a fucking saint.
>>3377521so edgy
>>3377505>no mention of Ravenclaw>mfw
>>3377526Her legs look like drumsticks.
>>3377536If I were trying to be edgy I'd murder my waifu as well.
>>3377526bestestest pony
>>3377521Ah shit look out you guys, we're dealing with a hardcore badass over here.
>>3377534>Waiting for opponent
>>3377530I know, but I don't care.
>>3377432>The album is closed gently by Diamond Tiara, her eyes closed, her head slowly shaking a no.>Silver Spoon looks down. "Sorry.">"Someday, I will show you...she's so pretty." Silver spoon looked up and saw tears in her friends eyes, something she has never seen before.>"It's ju-" is all Diamond Tiara can manage before choking on her words and collapsing, sobbing, her only friend there to comfort her.
>>3377521>caughtshe'd CALL you. tell you to get home as quick as you could, just so that when you finally got there, scared at what could be so urgent, you could see her fucking him. and she'd look at you, and laugh, and tell you that she wants you to watch how a real man treats a woman.
>>3377413>>3377419>>3377433How can you say no to this?
>>3377558and then i would murder them both. its pretty simple really.
>>3377558I want something like this to happen to SA.
>Nightime mlpg>full of cucks and betasI always figured as much.
>>3377555why are you doing this to my heart anon
>>3377572just sometimes.
>>3377568>This is how those double homicides go down.>Some chick thought it was kinky.>He had a gun.
>>3377558How do people find this arousing? I'd honestly just find it rage inducing and ultimately depressing. Fuck your shitty fetish I'll stick to fat pones and farts.
>>3377572Hey, some of us prefer getting our dicks fattened from the constant milking of a plump marecunt before bloating the owner with gallons of hot, goopy sperm.
>>3377549Go back to le reddit, fuckstain
It's only a matter of time until MLPG starts getting diaper art and greentexts.
>>3377572MY FETISHES MAY BE BETA BUT I AM ALPHA
>>3377572I would a chubby femrover so hardI want her to sit on my face.
>>3377535Think that was Muhny, never posted it on their FA thoughBut yeah aside from what you've linked there hasn't been any macro/micro pony things lately.
i don't understand cuckolding, but i probably have fetishes that others don't understand, so i'm not going to stand i the way of their freedom to have that fetish unless it effects me adversely in some way
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/violentdeepthroat.swf
>>3377590i can't explain why i enjoy half the fetishes i enjoy. this is one of them. i just do.
>>3377578I lost my own heart years ago.I must do it to sustain life.
>>3377605I don't get facesitting.Its pretty stupid to look at, not to mention your head is getting crushed so it must be painful.
>>3377586if cuckolding is your fetish more power too you, but in all honesty if i found myself in such a situation i would probably completely flip my shit.
>>3377613
>>3377593haha
>Let me tell you about my fetishes general.I'll come back later.
>>3377593This isn't Stupid Faggot.Stupid Faggot would never do drugs, because most bronies are too beta to buy drugs.
>>3377615>feelsmiths confirmed for Changelings
where's that comic where Mr and Mrs Cake are doing cuckold roleplay?
>>3377629And like I said.Two dead fucks in the bed.You holding the gun."AINT SO KINKY NOW, IS IT BITCH!">"Jokes on you tho, necrophilia is my fetish."
>>3377635And it was such a nice thread just awhile ago, too...
>>3377623>>3377623Not if it's a big soft smooshy butt
this thread is now haunted
>>3377647>>3377635its like you have never been to a night thread before.
>>3377641FUCK
>>3377649That wwould be even worse because since the ass is so huge you are now going to choke to death of fat ass.
>>3377654nopenopenope
>>3377629is everyone that beta, that's where they put them selves in? no one is gonna come out and say they would like violently pound some ones else wife, lover, sister, mother. or waifu?
>>3377666>not thinking that would be an amazing deathSatan plspls
>>33776542spooky
>>3377654
>>3377639Stupid Faggot isn't a brony.Hes just a stupid faggot.And any stupid faggot can get drugs.
>>3377660It's much more fun when we're >feelingthe fetish stuff, not so much. I try to just ignore it and let other folks have their fun
>>3377649>sitting with your vagina pressed against cold, rough stoneThat looks painful.
>>3377676>pornography that simulates having a significant relationshipwell, shit. we got that.
>>3377686I think feels are kind of patheticOnly because I assume you all cry every time
>>3377707they're called feels.
>>3377666eridan pls leave
>>3377707we do?
>>3377713No less pathetic than fetish discussion.Narcissism of Small Differences, and all that.
>>3377713No, only some cry.
So Trixie is making a comeback in S3 eh?Let's be honest /co/. I know we're all supposed to hate Trixie because of Seth. But in the end she wasn't that bad of a secondary character.I'm kind of curious how her story will evolve next season.
Let's post some hot Rumble/Twins /ss/ art and stories.
>>3377715Precisely!
>>3377715What the fuck is a >feel
>>3377737
>>3377734Maybe its just because its impossible for me to completely separate my bias of her because of Seth and my actual opinion of her in the show. but i really hate Trixie.
>>3377747It's what you feel when you >feel.
>>3377737I love ss art
>>3377747Its what happens when you get a boner.
>>3377686i like both
>>3377747something as enjoyable as fetishes.
>>3377737There is one fic, but it's CC/Rumble with Flitter/CC in the second chapter.
>>3377763me too
>>3377761I was being sarcastic on the >feelI have >feel'ld a few >feels in my time, when I felt like it.Oh god, be sober enough to pull that off...
>>3377610I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that I'm not saving that GODDAMMIT
>>3377827What does it feel like to be a sick twisted shit with no hope of redemption?
>you will never be a human's little spoon>you will never feel safe and secure in his strong arms>you will never gently milk his erection larger with your each gulping wink of your marecunt>you will never feel him run his hands across your swollen gut, your body proudly bloated with his glorious human sperm
1-3 Pone on4-6 Fap7-9 Sleep0 Keep working on my ficDubs MLPG's choice
>>3377845Miserable.
>>3377846>former halfgood, good->latter half...you lost me.
>>3377847
>>3377847Well then I guess I'll roll for which pony I dream of1 - Twilight Sparkle2 - Fluttershy3 - Rainbow Dash4 - Pinkie Pie5 - Rarity6 - Applejack7 - Derpy8 - Luna9 - Celestia0 ChrysalisDubs MLPG's choice. By democratic selection of course.
>>3377845Fun!
>>3377847Good night man.
>>3377870>>3377874I'm getting some mixed vibes here.
>>3377878>LunaCoincidentally Luna quest is this evening. Have fun dreaming of her then waking up to waifuquest her!It was written in the stars.
>>3377878Sweet dreams of Luna anon.
>>3377846>you will never befriend a human>you will never try to teach him magic>all the lessons you try will never fail>you will never nearly give up>he will never get angry that he can't do magic>he will never freeze the table he's sitting at with anger magic>you will never win the Ponybel Prize for discovering a new kind of magic
>>3377878Sleep well.
>>3377896>>3377897Are we counting it as Luna or dubs?
>>3377878>7878I cast my vote for Mrs. Cake
>>3377748>They did this just before his 'date' arrived to the prom.>Scootaloo has no idea why he is acting so weird.>Wait, yes she does, he wants to make her look silly.>A quick kick in his side sends him back to reality.>"What was that for?!">"That was just a warning.">"S-Scootaloo?">"What?">He never noticed her dress till now.
>>3377901>luna will never give you a seductive look while making fart noises with her mouth
>>3377903>7878Perhaps you could dream of threesomeing Derpy and Luna.Wouldn't that we a fucking great drea,?
>>3377748>Miles finally finished itThis day has been great.
>>3377901>That faceOh god, my penis.
>>3377910the shitty thing her grandma made for her?
>>3377916I'm picking this. Threesome with my #1 and #2 ponies. Yes pls.
>>3377916seconding this
>>3377925Make sure you make a dream diary and post it in greentext next time you mulpug.
>>3377923Someone is just asking for a massive case of food poisoning.Her grandmother is the sweetest woman ever, and she made that dress with love.
>>3377931I swore I'd never write fapfics though.
>>3377910>"Y-You uh...">"I...?">look really pretty right now>"N-Nothing! Nevermind!">"Hey, don't be a little-!">"I said nevermind! Now come on or we're going to be late!"
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP
>>3377973who
ded
>>3377948DO IT
>>3377971>"We have 10 minutes before they let us in, dummy.">"Oh, uh... well. Uh. Nice evening we're having, don'tcha think?">Scootaloo's face when
>>3377734a bunch of people were worried / are worried season three will pander. hasbro announces trixie returning. no one suggests it's pandering.
>>3378014I think Season 3 will have quite a bit of pandering, if I'm honest.Making references to bronies will only encourage them to get more into the show and buy more things.It's good business practice, considering the show is a glorified advertisement.
Can't sleep so I made a stealth pony wallpaper.
>>3378031That's pretty cool, nigga.
>>3378031Cool.
>>3378031Neat
>>3378031How long did that take you to make?
>>3378014i really dont care about shoutouts as long as they dont do anything to interfere with the shows plot. I did like the Derpy thing but its basically the only exception.
>>3378031Subtle. I like it.
YESI HAVE BROKEN THE GRIPMY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP IS NOW
>>3378049FUCK OFF, ROOGNA
>>3378049what grip?
>>3378013>she punches his shoulder
>>3378033>>3378035>>3378039>>3378048Thank you!>>3378046A couple of hours. Would have been less If I didn't mess up at a few points.
>>3378049No one cares, just go to sleep.
>>3377971>The prom is as one would expect, each clique minding itself as they attempt to dance around a cheap DJ's awkward mix of pop culture songs and the occasional 'chicken dance'.>Something Scootaloo is secretly glad her friends have never let public, looking at the looming Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.>Suddenly Diamond Tiaras eyes lock on her as if on que, wanting to know her secrets.>She half stumbles into a wall, and is embraced, she looks up, at Rumble.>All she sees in concern in his face.>"You alright, Scoots?" he asks, as she gets up, her hooves give way as she pushes him a little back.>She finds herself chuckling a little at how silly it all is as he tries to chuckle a little before she pulls him into a swing, causing him to yelp.
>>3378056>"Ow, what was that for?">"You really need to learn girls, man.">"Y-you too."
goodnight MLPG
>>3378067>she punches his shoulder again
>>3378072Goodnight, Sleepanon.
When I first started watching the show I thought Scootaloo was a colt.
>>3378079Scootaloo is a colt
>>3378061>he tries desperately to keep up with her, but to no avail - he is simply no match for a filly with dancing as her special talent>"Do you even DANCE?! Come on, slowpoke!">"I-I'm trying!">suddenly she notices Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon watching them and giggling to each other>she stops so quickly you'd think somebody suddenly cut off the music
>>3378073>"Why do you keep hitting me? Stop it.">"I'll stop punching you when you stop being stupid.">"Cut that out.">Nope.">"Stop it.">"Look, they're letting us in now!">Rumble turns to the door, relieved.>Scootaloo takes this opportunity to give him another playful jab before making her way to his side>"Hey, aren't supposed to be holding my hoof?">"Oh, uh, yeah. Here.">"Ready?" says Scootaloo with a silly expression on her face, making Rumble chuckle and settle down a bit
>>3377913>luna will never give you a seductive look while making fart noises with her mouth...wat
>>3378096>fetishfags
>>3378096>she will never put her hooves to her mouth>"Watch this, mortal.">you watch as she places the hooves to her lips and blows into them, making really loud farting noises with them>the sound echoes in the halls of Canterlot, making several ponies look around suddenly>"Anon, you vile creature, breaking wind in front of a princess!">the ponies all frown at you, while Luna simply laughs to herself
>>3378100No, I'm just tired and my inner child as come out to play.
>>3378048>subtleIs it based off something? Am i not getting the reference?
>>3378121Nigga plspls
>>3378121Daring Do
Holy crap we ded.
>>3378090>She thinks hard, what was it?>What helped her?>It clicks, she kinda cringes as she looks at Rumble.>"Please don't get mad...">"At wha-?">Before he can respond a hoof meets the back of his head and she changes her attitude.>It's how she learned, and he will learn it now.Come hell or high water, he will learn.>She forces his hooves on her hips.>She forces him to look into her eyes, today, there is nothing, they are their own world.
>>3378111>Luna is eating a meal>Celestia tries to sit down next to her>phbtbtbtbtbtbtbt>Celestia shoots her a nasty look, then reaches over to grab a bowl of salad>phbtbtbtbtbtbtbt>"Luna, that's not very-">phbtbt>"Luna stop th-">phbtbtb>"Luna-">phbtbtbt>"LUNA!"
>>3378111>>3378134Playful prankster Luna is best Luna.
>>3378134hahahaha
>>3378031Hey, that's very nice and it's now my wallpaper.
>>3378129Everyone saw the sun coming up and went into their slumber.
>>3378132>"Don't. Look. Away.">his gaze is locked with hers, a look of shock on his face>"...Okay..."
>>3378151I went for a walk on the beach but I'm back nowEven found some beach glass
>>3378124>>3378125oh yeah, no, i meant like the branch. i thought maybe he had copied an indiana jones poster but with daring do's logo
>>3378134>"Psst, Anon. Come here." Luna whispers you over>You look at her tentatively, knowing she's probably scheming something>you make your way over anyway>"Look at the doors over by the entrance.">your eyes wander to the door she is gesturing to>you notice a small container perched precariously just above the door, which looks rigged to fall on the first unsuspecting pony that walks through them>"Oh god, what is in that container?!" you ask with trepidation in your voice>"Paint!" she giggles>sure enough, the door handle creaks and the door blasts open, and a gut wrenching scream permeates the hall just before a metal clang and a nasty splash echoes through the chamber>Luna stifles her giggles as the aristocrat pony, a beautiful female in a wonderful dress, screams that her dress is ruined and she demands compensation and punishment on the pony responsible>Luna grabs you and leads you out of the chamber>she shuts the door behind her and burts out in a fit of giggles>"Oh that was so much fun! Such stuffy ponies are easy to mock.">you falsely giggle along with her, until you hear the pony in the other room shout "I bet it was that ghastly human!">you exchange glances with Luna, who only proceeds to laugh harder and louder
>tfw A10 writer updates
>>3378158>The rhythm is simple, despite the music, the dance is only one dance, it is slow, but the dancers keep in sync.>In the end, Rumble finds Scootaloos head in his shoulders, shes shaking.>She's apologizing.>"IDIDN'TKNOWWHATTODO.">"pleasedon'thateme..."
>>3378178>"...For what?">girls sure are weird
Oh god why is this happening.
>>3378193NO.
>>3378193Gravity Falls is dead.Reece's Pieces.
>>3378193brb deleting all 6 episodes I have downloaded
>>3378193>gf is ogreI guess I just won't watch tv anymore
>>3378193ACTUALLY MAD IRL
>>3378111>>3378134Haha.
>>3378192>They are still swinging back and forth, despite a lack of music.>Rumble can only hold an emotionally exhausted Scootaloo as they sway.>Eventually his chaperones show up.He is too exhausted to react to them.
>>3378193IT HASNT EVEN BEGUN
>>3378193
>>3378193...Should I carry on downloading anyway?
>>3378193>GFG sees this>They like it>Look further into it>Fluffy ponies jumps fandoms>In the jump it becomes popular all around, a major thing in multiple places on the Internet
>>3378193>fun is ded
>>3378230That's not funny anon.
>>3378230Don't even fucking joke about that
>>3378193>>3378223PLEASE NOLETS NOT DO THIS
>>3378230Let our sin die here...
>>3378230Man this happens with every fandom.Touhou's got YukkurisPokemon has Audino abuseAnd we've got Fluffy ponies.If anything GFG will just make one of their own, maybe gnomes or something.
>>3378221>"So, how was the dance with your girlfriend?">"...Tiring...">Flitter and Cloudchaser exchange shocked looks>no correction - he really IS tuckered it
>>3378193I remember back in January when I googled "fluffy pony" for the hell of it. I got pictures of actual ponies in their winter coats. All fluffy and stuff. Now it's fucking this.I hope no one googles this actually looking for real ponies who are fluffy.
>>3378247>tuckered outguess he's not the only one who needs to go to bed...
>>3378243Gnomes are fine. They're assholes.And most importantly, they're not the fluffy ponies we accidentally made.
>>3378193>>3378193Oh look, more stuff to add to the wall.
>>3378251>Everything zoomed in>jpeg artifacts everywhere>2.16 MBAnon what.
Does anyone else here visit /tg/?
>mfw I completely forgot Ras'al goul was in Batman Begins2005 was a long time agoThe dark night rises was good, but Bane wasn't a very satisfying character
>>3378257www.fluffybooru.comComments on every image.Knock yourself out.
>>3378252
>>3378268NO ANON.SOMETIMES YOU JUST DONT GAZE INTO THE ABYSS.
>>3378267That's great but we talk about ponies here.
>>3378266Daily.I'm back to hanging out there and /vp/ more than I hang out here.Why?
>>3378267>tfw you saw batman begins and you remember way more from the Tim Burton movies than you do about that onedat 7 years
>>3378255Same, 'least we had fun.Later, General.
>>3377913>luna will never give you a seductive look while making fart noises with her mouthI know I didn't use ponies but I thought this was an amusing idea
>>3378268Already knew about it, but thanks for showing you care <3. I'm just kinda lazy.
>>3378275/mlp/ pls gothis is /co/
>>3378276I just founded that picture and wanted to post it. Asking if anyone else here visited /tg/ seemed like a good excuse.
>>3378281I find this equally amusing
>>3378287Oh.
>>3378268Well that's certainly something.On an unrelated note, if anyone lives in Sweden, feel free to come by and kill me.
>>3378281pppfffttthahahahhaHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA10/10
>>3378268
>>3378281I actually laughed aloud.
>>3378298>All of that, especially the second to last one
>>3378277The Burton films were more memorable, the characters didn't melt into each other like Nolan's do
>>3378276I've tried to go to /tg/. I like wargaming and RPGs, but don't give a damn about Games Workshop. No one ever wants to talk about Battletech.
>>3378298
>>3378305>>3378298>they haven't seen mwike's comicsYOU DON'T KNOW TRUE PAIN
>>3378320>Knowing the name of someone who draws that shitGet out.
>>3378315I want to talk about Battletech
I just realized something.They never did resolve the plot point of who touched Sasha.
>>3378281
>>3378325he puts his name on top of everything. at least everything that's been posted in MLPG.
>>3378332Valve beefing it again.
>try to post an image>"Maximum of 250 images has been reached">Counter only shows 246>Refresh>Still 246
>>3378332>Valve in charge of storytellingWorst company of the year of all years
>>3378267>didn't like BaneOnce I got past the Sean Connery as Darth Vader voice I found him pretty interesting.I thought his philosophy was a novel twist on some traditional ideas (true despair requires hope; fear can be a driving force).He was no Joker but I never expected that anyway.
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>>3378299>sharingfacials.png
>>3378266/tg/ are unimpressed with how 6th Ed 40K has gone.
