Why isn't your pone waifu asleep yet?Previous Thread>>3354849
Because she's not actually real
Because it's 11:40 in the morning here
>rape
>>3357562>B.O. WaifuApplejack?
In honor of this night thread, let us discuss things we would never be able to get away with during the daytime.Like, shipping.
>>3357470This is the closest thing I've seen to a prop that can be used for something funny. I'm considering it.But seriously. Tools, props. Would you guys like to see Pinkie with an axe? A bowling ball? A rope? Think of something that could be used for a lot of different situations.
Because
Which pony do you want to get her own episode for starting off season 3?
my little porny general?
ok you win
>>3357577I wont allow this.
YOU'VE GOT SOME LOVE IN MY LIFEYOU KNOW YOU MADE ME FEEL FINEMADE ME FEEL FINE!I DIG YOUR KITTY DESIGNYOU KNOW YOU KEPT ME IN LINEAND THEN YOU LEFT US BEHIND
>>3357590I can't believe people think this guy is legit
>>3357601Toki pls.
Quick, name a pony!
>>3357599Overruled!
>>3357609The fans are morons.
>>3357617Gilda
>>3357617Fluttersht
doot de doo
>>3357617Cloud Kicker
what should i name my persona 4 brotagonist?
>>3357617Cloud Kicker.
>>3357633Oh boy human chubby nurse.But what's meant to be going on in that image?
>>3357647w- whatwhat on earth am i looking at
>>3357647Anon
>>3357542Pinkie Pie doesn't sleep, she just stands perfectly still and oscillates at 20kHz for 8 hours each night.
>>3357590>>3357609You mean he isn't?Oh god salvation
>>3357646>>3357650Woah
More cute bucktooth girls pls.
>>3357651I am not sure but I got a boner so.
>dat fucking mafia gamemy sides
>>3357663what is that? some sort of donkey-pegasus hybrid?
>>3357609I don't think there is yet a way to confirm or deny fully its inclusion in the show
>>3357647Hirochima Kirisame or Jamal-Kun.
>>3357668what happened?
>>3357577>rape
Aha, I've got it. What could Pinkie Pie do with a...ladder!
>>3357668ikrholy shit, it should be saved for prosperity
>>3357646>>3357647>>3357650>Cloud Kicker sandwich
>>3357678so much ERP man, so much ERP...
>>3357681I should have known it was you...
>>3357671Bucktooth characters are what broke down my disdain for OCs just because there really aren't any in the show.
Let's talk about the ponies we love. What would you do with your waifu, MLPG? Spare no details.To just waste away the days and months with her whenever I can would make me happy, but at some point I'll realise I have to seize the day if I'm ever going to be without regrets. I'll ask her to marry me, and once we're together we can live the years together.Traveling the world to research hidden knowledge, to experience all there is, helping her build her dreams while she builds my own, I'd to everything with and for her. But nights spent just cuddling, nibbling on her ears while they twitch and suckling on her horn would be fantastic ways to while away time, too.
>>3357707>because there really aren't any in the show.uh...
>>3357678Cheerilee and Luna took turns raping Trixie until she got mindbroken
>>3357726and Fancy Pants and Spike raped ALL of AJ's holes.NONE and I mean NONE were spared
>>3357726...what the fuck
>>3357726Is this still going on do we have a new game up or something to continue
>>3357726Good thing I did not join then.
>>3357718It's too early for this
>want to follow art tumblr>artist is constantly reblogging fucking everythingwhy does tumblr suck so muchfuck you jessy
>>3357645boop boopthat's da sound of da markerboop boopthat's da sound of da pone
>>3357720I meant girls.Is there any Featheweight 63 though?
Does anything ever actually come from these threads? Just seems like endless circle jerking and stupid shit.
>>3357738Go on.
>>3357609wait, who's that guy?
>>3357755lol /mlp/ we so edgy xDDD
>>3357740Doesn't she have two though? A personal blog and an artblog?I've just got one but I barely reblog maybe 2-3 things a day tops.
>>3357755a lot of fanon stuff came from here first before it got widespread and ruined among bronies.
>>3357738>2 AM>too earlyAw come on. It's late enough.I want Twilight to teach me all about magic. Even if I probably can't use it myself, it would be awesome to pour over musty old books and obtain all kinds of crazy arcane knowledge.
Ask a guy who just finished downloading a 70 gig torrent of horse porn anything
>>3357751>Is there any Featheweight 63 though?...nono there is not...
>>3357770How long is it going to take for you to fap to all of it?
>>3357759That is LORD DONUT STEEL
>Jr and Scootaspy will never penetrate everyhole in your body like I was tonight
>>3357770how good is it?Are you sure you'll like most of it? Maybe only 1GB of it is worthy
>>3357755HOW MANY KKK DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?SEVEN
>>3357770>70 GBThere has to be a lot of subpar material included.Trim the fat and reupload the choicest bits.
>>3357766Of course you could. It's canon that all humans can use magic, because they're inherently a superior species to ponies.
>>3357764i thought she only had ask palette swap
>>3357784fuck you, I laughed
>>3357770Can' you post the URI?I had it but I lost it and now I don't have it anymore.
so what's up tonight
>>3357788That depends on the circumstances
>>3357718We'd walk in the woods and I'd play my ocarina for her.
>>3357788>It's canon that all humans can use magicGood, good->because they're inherently a superior species to ponies....You lost me.
>>3357745hnnnng
>>3357803...You can play the ocarina?
>>3357777i dont follow
>>3357774I'll let you know when I'm done.>>3357782Possibly, but I'll find out. I've found some pretty bad stuff already. Shitty resolution .flv files and such.>>3357787I don't think I have the attention span to do that.>>3357796magnet:?xt=urn:btih:179EC73C7E9119BDD078EDE432D7F2688CE4BB28&dn=Equine&tr=http%3a//zoophilestracker.com%3a2710/82e13638b85fb5914f6be818dd7afec6/announce
archive is broken
>>3357766I like you.
>>3357799My dick is what's up. Care to look, Sweetie?
>>3357799Not a whole lot.Everyone must be taking a break from all the shit we did over the past few days
>>3357808I don't get it either man
>>3357807Yeah, a bit. I can only play the little tunes from Ocarina of Time at the mo, but they're really easy and good to get started with.
>>3357816
>>3357816That's an interesting method of censorship
have this quickly thrown together garbage MLPG.
>>3357813Danke sehr
>>3357827It's just a character, which looks terrible, that we found in the files of an online HASBRO game. That's all. Everything else is specualtion.The name "Donut Steel" I hope is obvious but just in case "Do not Steal."
>>3357804>...You lost meWell, humanoid body shapes are much more useful for everyday tasks. And we're all essentially alicorns(that's why those weirdos on tumblr claim that they can feel their phantom wings), it's just that the government is hiding the fact that we have these unique gifts to control us. Wake up.
ded already MLPG?It's barely even two!
>>3357850But it's four
>>3357814Thread title has extra stuff after the "MLP General." I think that threw the locator off.
>>3357850>barely even two>not four, or even fivegolly, anon
>>3357839>quickly thrown together garbageseeing your stuff is more effective than bugsanon sometimes
>>3357808>>3357827His mugshot was found in an official MLP flash game after some nerds decompiled it. We don't know if he's the S3 villain, a one-shot character, or even just a joke by the game's creators.
>>3357849Weren't we talking about our waifus?Focus, man.And how would a human even USE magic?
>>3357850Sorry man, but I just blew a massive load to that braeburn thing posted last thread and I'm falling asleep over here.
>>3357806>Less than 50%Are you even trying?
>>3357839>quickly thrown together garbageAre you sure you're not like Bugsanon's boss or superior or something?
>>3357839apple how do i into colour
>>3357864We're just so good that we don't need a point in our body to focus our magic through like unicorns. Our entire body is our horn.
>>3357850Ded is good sometimes.
>>3357862>>3357849Oh okay. Is the original pic anywhere?
>>3357868Well can you do any better?
>>3357865What Braeburn thing?
>>3357872This guy knows what it is
>>3357877
>>3357877Of course.
>>3357885That pretty extreme sweat/musk thing
>>3357886...What's IN that cider?Sweetie Belle doesn't look so good.
>>3357870something about "values"
>>3357893>>3357891
>>3357871>our whole body>not just our dick>implying we don't have to thrust our pelvis forward to shoot fireballs from our crotch >implying that's njot the reason only males can be wizzards
>>3357869I dunno who bugsanon even is.
Anyone waifu Applejack here?It's sad how so little appreciate her very much
>>3357902we applesisters now
>>3357908Well I don't agree with the whole "waifu" thing but she is my favorite pony.
>>3357903Now you're just being sexist you misogynistic pig!
>>3357908she would make a lovely waifubut I'm afraid that my heart already belongs to another
>>3357903...healing wounds on the face just got awkward
Just got back from Batman.It was good.Anything in the general worth reading?
>>3357908i like applejack!
>>3357929No.
>>3357907The anonymous poster that discourages artists by posting a picture of Bugs Bunny and making statements about how terrible the art is and how since they were born without talent they will never get any better. Anon was saying that you calling your work garbage when it's better than most people can accomplish sends a negative message to those of us who are shit at art. I know it's not what you intended, but maybe don't bash on your art so much. It's good.If Only I could get Rose to understand this.
>>3357929>General>Worth reading>Ever
>>3357929http://www.9news.com/video/9newsonline.aspx10 people were just killed in a batman showingYou might be a ghost, anon
>>3357908Most people who like AJ are too normalfag to waifu. People who appreciate her appreciate stability.That's why there are so many RBD and Pinkie waifufags. They are way into extreme flamboyant exaggerated shows of emotion.
>>3357874Here ya go. Enjoy.
>>3357908Applejack is ok but I would not waifu because accentI'm born and raised Texan and I've had to work for years to try to sound not-Southern
>>3357941D-Does...Does that mean this thread is...haunted?
>>3357942What about Rarifags and Twifags?
>>3357935if only i could get SB to understand this
>>3357942by that logic, we are in pursuit of Utter Perfection.
>>3357908She'd definitely make a good wife. Hard working, responsible, can cook...But it feels wrong to just pick and choose waifus.
>>3357944Ugh it's hideous.thanks
>>3357948PLS GO
>>3357953Thanks to the fetishfags, Twifags are never going to be able to live down the association with them.Rarifags are elitists.
>>3357953what about Flutterfags?
>>33579486SPOOKY 4 ME GUYS I'M OUT
>>3357941We need to know if any of the victims were married and had a child. If the kid's parents got shot in a batman movie and the kid doesn't grow up to be the real batman, then society as a whole has failed and I lose the will to live
>>3357953Oh Oh this is my time to shineAJ and Dash are my clear favoritesI don't consider any of them my waifus but I love to come here for the art and heh occasional show discussion. I just love those ponies.
>>3357917Would you date her?What if she really liked you?>>3357942Funnily enough, a friend of mine fits the stereotype of shutin who plays vidya/watches animu to stave away the pain, and his favourite is Applejack precisely because she's stable and strong.
chain rattle
>>3357907Pretty bro.I'm still jealous of that speed though. Did you always draw fast and just get more accurate over time or did you speed up over time?
>>3357978
>>3357978Guys did you hear that?!
>>3357953I don't think they lean too far in either direction, but I think the lower number of admitted Rarifags can be equated to the fact that it is just far too faux pas to declare one's love for a fictional horse, darling. Her fans are lovers of social standing, don't you know?
>>3357982He's streaming?
>>3357935sorry bout that. it should be the other way around really. I started out as a talentless chump once. Infact I was quite the 10 year old stereotype posterchild. drawan my sonic OC BLADE DONUTSTEEL
>>3357977I really wouldn't. If I were stranded in Ponyville for a period of time I might consider it. I think I'm pretty open minded but I really wouldn't be after that kind of relationship off the bat.
>>3357968All those 'Twifags' promptly fucked off to bughorse when she came out. Now we're mostly pure again
>>3357994its okay appleyou only destroyed my hopes and dreams of becoming an artist
>>3357977if she were a human, yeah. i don't think i could date a horse.
>>3357955I have this brain problem where I can only see the amazing shit that other people do.
>>3358003And thank god for that.Protip: If you only like your waifu for the depraved things you can do with her, then she is not your waifu.
>>3357977She seems nice.She probably gets lonely.
>>3357986h-hear what?
>>3357982guh slow. no i just doodle too much. it's almost literally second nature.
>>3358005if she were a human I'd probably rather date her sister
>>3357953Rarifags are beat faggots, faggots that thing they are upper class but aren't or bothTwifags are either faggots attracted to the awkward nerd archetype or fetishfaggs because she has the magic necessary to fuffil their fetishes, which to be honest I don't understand. I mean I see Twilight almost as vanilla as AJ. She'd be willing to try some light fetshes but more extreme ones like mindbreak and so on never.
>>3358008Whatever, I guess everyone feels the same way.
>>3358012>Live with like 200 family members and work your ass off every day>LonelyDon't be ridiculous, anon.Fluttershy gets lonely.
>>3357999>>3358005Say you're now stuck in Equestria and have no way out in the forseeable future. Applejack likes you. Would you?
>>3358033how can something get lonely if it doesn't exist?
>>3358038
>>3358010What are these "depraved" things exactly?
>>3358027>I don't understand because if my headcanonWell, there ya go
How do I tell my parents I'm going to marry my Apple-y Horse waifu?
>>3358012She's got a lot of friends. A little sister. A big brother. Even a granny.And yet, sometimes she can't help but feel just a little pang of loneliness, on the cold winter evenings when she's lying alone in her bed, snuggled up under the covers, wishing she had somebody to share the warmth with...
>>3358035I would at least entertain her with a date. I can't really say where it would go from there. I've never met a cartoon pony before.
>>3358045Oh, you know.Hivemother."Unwashed."That sort of thing.Havnig a waifu usually means seeing her as more than just a vessel for your fetishes.
>>3358027Her awkwardness is only one aspect of her, I like her because she's knowledgeable and loves books and learningWhich pone do you like
>>3358048With confidence and a smile.
>>3358038you keep trying our best nigga relationship, snarky
>>3358035yes, provided Rarity didn't.
>>3358047You really see Twilight as someone who would like mindbreak, transformation and things like that?
>Strong>Blonde>Dependable>Honest>Loyal>Hardworking>Traditional family>Believes in old fashioned valuesApplejack is best pony.
>>3357994
>>3358064He's hated Fluttershy as long as I've seen him, don't know what you're expecting.
>>3358035What, she just comes up and says it to me one day? "Hey Sugarcube, I like you"?...Dinner and a movie first?
>tfw you're old enough now that your parents wont stop asking when they'll get some grandkids out of you
>>3358030It kinda works like this.If I just see some amazing art it doesn't affect me that much.If I get to know someone even casually I start to feel threatened by their technical ability because I guess I start seeing them as a person rather than just a name on the internet that makes art happen.Then eventually it stops bothering me and I can accept them as peers.
>>3358051
For those of you who don't play EM with us, this is what you are missing out on.1/7
>>3357617Took too long, but here. Chubbyshy
>>3358075You forgot:>Stubborn>Condescending>Backwoods>Dirty>Ignorant >Pushy>Prideful
>>3358093>expression meme>meme
>>3358075i would fuck that pony in my bed and hersi would make her moan so had the rest of the apple family would have to listen to us banging it out
>>3358083My parents wont stop questioning me about when I'm going to marry a girl I dated in high school who I havent seen in years.
>>3358095all dis erp
>>3358094fuck thatI don't have a dad either
>>3358101There's two sides to every coin, Anon.
>>3358113>>3358095I hope you both die in a pony fire.
ok what is wrong with the archive?
>>3358101Sounds like rainbow dash to me
>>3357994I know it wasn't the intention, I don't blame you.But imagine someone's got this really awesome thing. Not even that; imagine there is this person who could MAKE these really awesome things and then they start talking about how shit it is and then you look down at your puny garbage thing that could never measure up to this awesome thing and are reminded at how terrible it really is.
>>33581133/7
>>3358128Stop
>>3358035Really I wouldn't pursue AJThe only ponies with whom I'd be interested to be in a relation ship is Rarity or Twilight, maybe just maybe Pinkie.I mean AJ is a cool character and all but not my type
>>3358093
>>3358128>7 postsNo, fuck off.We dont care.
>>3358101It did kind of piss me off how she just ignored every single blatant attempt to help by her friends in TLR.
>>3358127confirmed for being born with a puny thing
>>3358083>when they'll get some grandkids out of youTell them men can't give birth.
>>3358134Fuck you, I'm laughing my ass off.
>>3358128>3/7JESUS NO ONE CARES
>>3358078i don't hate Fluttershy. i just like her the least, BY FAR, out of the manes.
>>33581284/7
>>3358132Have you ever had a friend who was better than you at everything?
>>3358148So, severely dislike?
>>3358151You have severe autism and should go to a doctor soon.
>>3358154>Have you ever had a friendno
14 killed 50 wounded at dark knight movie premiereliving in colorado sure sucks sometimes
>>3358136Friends? What are you 8?
>>3358095What do people vote for in a Chef meeting?Also where get link to gaems?
>>3358094>You find Applejack out in the apple orchard.>She's leaning against a tree, staring vacantly at the ground as tears trickle down her cheeks.>She sniffles softly.>what do
>>3358168They vote when to end the dinner
>>3358081Maybe. How would you like it to happen?Though she's always been very helpful to you, you notice she's been making excuses to see you more and more. Cooking at your house to give you a taste of Equestrian cuisine, or making sure you always have enough apples in your house to last a month, little things that say more than anything she could speak. Applejack lives always to serve others, and one day the pressure is going to get to her. You notice something is wrong and invite her in for a drink to make her feel better, and she lays bare everything. How she's worried about her grandma, how Applebloom is getting along... Not much you can do but offer her a listening ear, but she'll be grateful...
>>3358128No really stop. I play Mafia with you assholes too and this is just retarded. Nobody in the thread cares.
>>3358151And here is 5, 6 and 7had to split it because imgur kept fucking it uphttp://i.imgur.com/h1LeW.jpg
>>3358165I will be your friend, anonwe can be friends together, just you and me
>>3358166ahahaha really?
>>3358188thanks
>>3358166LGTSS>The city of Colorado
>>3358189I'd love that, whoever you are
>>3358136Coming from a Texan who also has a pride problem, it is very hard to accept help sometimes. I've gone to huge extremes to try to fix something before anyone else could find out about it. You just get in this mindset where you tell yourself no one has to know. That you can still fix things on your own, and no one has to find out.It's the people who care about you the most that you try to hide it from the most. Who cares if that guy I'll never see again knows I fucked up? I want to hide it from my friends and family. To present the image that I'm perfect. That I don't fail.
>>3358136>>3358101If anything, these were what made Applejack 'meh pone' to 'nice pone' for me. Flaws are what endear characters to an audience.
>>3358166>mfw Americans die at the end of movies
>>3358184I'm glad that she feels comfortable talking about these things with me. I'd be happy to listen.Oh god I'm going down the nice-guy-friendzone path, aren't I?
>>3358214That was awful, Snarky.But I laughed anyways.
>>3358154>friend achieves something you wish you could>you want to congratulate them but your envy holds you back>then you feel like an asshole
>>3358188goddamn, that was criminal
>>3358221Except it's more than that. You're her family too.
>>3358214My friend died in that shooting
>>3358035>Applejack likes you.Yeah that's not going to happen. I can't really see anyone liking me.
>>3358237may he clap in peace
>>3358177Cough, ask what's wrong and if could help somehow.
>>3358236...Does this mean no date?
>>3358188>Taking turns raping trixie to death God damnit MLPG
>>3358210it's all going to wash away in time. success is as irrelevant as failure.
>>3358241
>>3358241I don't think my waifu would like me much either.
>>3358210Agreed one hundred and ten percent. I have a need to make sure that I don't need help from anyone else in my life. Not out of any sort of pride, but out of a want to not hinder or burden my loved ones. I try to make sure that if I have a problem that could effect me and others, that I fix it. It's just our nature, I suppose.
>>3358251She doesn't want to bother you more than she already has. Tell her you want to take her out one day, then see where it goes.
>>3358254Yeah, and just remember that they don't actually love you for you. Your family only cares about you because they feel like they have to like you because you're related
>having friends>2012
>>3358214so edgy
>>3358237none of mine did.
>>3358230>that feel when you could achive most thing you want>but you're to lazy>that feel when your friends that achieved that thing was with a lot of help from youI swear to god if someone ask me for help I try to help them as much as I can, even going to extremes but if I want to do something on my own I just say that I'll do it later.
>>3358286Well you can't kill what doesn't exist
>>3358286That's because you don't have friends.
>>3358293>tfw
>>3358296
>>3358277Alright, alright...When I do, though...I think it would definitely have to be a hike into the mountains. I bet she'd like hiking.
>>3358293Sometimes I wish I could just have somebody to tell me what to do. At least then I'd have a set task and a way to do it.And if I do it well enough, I may even be appreciated for it.
So, I'm looking at the Fluffy Pony GeneralI think this is how the rest of 4chan views us. Like, this is the feeling they get when they see us.
>Raiden's VA is interested in attending Canterlot GardensWell he's keeping in character by being a faggot
>>3358325this can turn erotic pretty quickly
>Ah>Ya'll
>>3358331sb is a sub
>>3358214>stickied thread on /co/>And just like that, a bunch of real Batmen and women were born
>>3358328I saw the trailer for Metal Gear Rising today when I went to the electronics store.I don't know how I feel about this.
>>3358325That's one reason why I want to go to art school.
>>3358326No one who was in these threads originally would touch those threads would a ten foot pole.Please stop bringing it up. Ever.
>>3358331That's not quite what I meant...I like to switch it up.
>>3358325Don't feel bad. You're programmed to be that way. Most people are. That's why we are most efficient when ruled by kings and absolute authority.
>>3358340Maybe it was like a viral marketing thing.
>>3358341He probably likes the show and wants to meet the VAs from the show that will be attending that con.
Would you?
>>3358354oh my godwould it work if two people told each other what to do all the time?
>>3358358Oh, I don't mean about him going to the con. I don't give a shit about that. Whatever.I mean that I don't know how I feel about the game.
>>3358341is it being called Rising again?
>>3358354But they always abuse that authority.A true enlightened despot doesn't exist.
>>3358359Well of course
>>3358363I don't know, but it kept saying "Rising" in parts of the trailer, so I just assumed.
>>3358365There were definitely some high points.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_X_of_Denmark
>>3358369What would you do?
>>3358341>revengence>portmanteau of two words that mean more or less the same thing anyway
>>3358339I wish Noel still visited because their interactions were always cute. The shy boy and the confident girl.
>>3358365Power corrupts no matter what.Maybe you always had a thirst of power and now you have it and you want to use it, or maybe you're okay at first but it's slippery slope.You'd need something to keep him from goying full crazy but that would lead to conflicts and destabilization.There is no winning move. But you have to play.
>>3358375>Revenge>Vengeance>Vengeful>Revengeanceful
>>3358380I wish I could have seen that.im so jellyhe had someone that helped him with his art
>>3358383That's why we need to hurry up and build Helios.
>>3358357>They were dressed as Bane (with functioning bullet proof vest and gasmasks) and spray painted WHY SO SERIOUS in the main hall.Huh, I guess it was.
>>3358313...did she say no? ;_;
>>3358391She made lots of little mini tutorials for when he was having trouble with something.
>>3358405I wish someone would do that for me...how nice
>>3358405Uh, did she draw those horses with bullet holes?
>>3358414Those are construction lines, silly.
creeeeeeeak
Stop lying to yourselves.
>>3358422who;'s there?!
Sunset is hereTime for bed
>>3358422>tfw bumps in the night
>>3358428sunrise is hereand I won't go to bed yet
>>3358428Midnight here.
>>3358428I only slept two hours
>>3358428Night-time's still going strong here.
>>3358374I would make a bigger version of that picture so I could see everything better.
>>3358328Hey fuck you buddyRaiden was only a faggot in 4, he was okay in 2
>>3358435Hawaii pls.
>>3358359What the fuck is he even wearing?
>sprinklers
>>3358445What.
>>3358450DYEWTS
>>3358445I thought he was whiny and annoyingly stupid in 2 and much less so in 4.
Would you help this horse find a special somepony?Would you volunteer?
>>3358428Look at them.They look so peaceful.What I wouldn't give to be able to sit there between the two of them...
>>3358445Terse, pls
wwould you
>>3358393Problem is that even if we find/built something that would be the perfect benevolent dictator it wouldn't last.Humans will always want power. If that thing won't be corrupted the higher ups that serve under him will be.Only solution would be that everything that depends on decision making would be up to him. So he'd have not only to take care of the country but of every small settlement personally.And even if that somehow happens those who had power would want it back. And even if those would somehow give up or just couldn't do nothing many who wouldn't understand what the best solution is would get resentful of it. They'd want to change that but they cant. And really most best decisions are the ones that most of us wouldn't agree with.Eventually more and more would disagree.There are only two possible outcomes: Either it reaches an Utopia quickly enough so that no one can complain anymore or to many disagree with the decisions and revolt.And the second one is more likely Like I said it's a no win game
>>3358456Why bother? I doubt I'd be up to par.
>>3358456She is a strong mare who needs no man, so no.
>>3358464Eridan please go
>>3358464I don't think you need to ask.
>>3358455>>3358445>2>While definitely a faggot relative to Snake he's only reacting how anyone would to all the ways the Patriots fucked with him>4>IM NOT AFRAID TO DIE SO EDGY AND GRIM
>>3358464all five holes.jessica doesn't have an anus
So what if I thought Final Fantasy started with Final Fantasy VII? Before you judge, consider that Malcom started at X.
Some quick and dirty inking
>>3358483And colors if you're into that kind of thing
>>3358457I knowI really would tooIt helps me sleep at night to imagine at least...
>>3358452aquaman was behind it the whole time
>>3358483>>3358486>chubbyshythis is the greatest thing
>>3358485>>3358483I'll be honest, the inking is way too heavy. I can't tell wtf is going on. Other than that is could be cute.
>>3358492Err shading/inking you know.
>>3358428There should be at least a short fic about this.
>>3358482Well there's nothing wrong with that but you should really give the first six a chanceFor example in my opinion V and VI are one of the best surpassing VII, VIII and X and being equal with IX.V and X will always be my favorites tough
>>3358491>misfirewhoopsmeant for >>3358485
>>3358492Yeah, it's kinda heavy on the abstract/mood
>Steam Sale Voting:>Demigod>Last Remnant>Splinter cell convictionI hear that splinter cell was horriblebut I never heard of first 2 gameswhich one?
>>3358462Oh come now
So what happens on the last day of the Steam sale?
>>3358504Last remnant has a demo if you want to try it, it was sort of fun.
would you?
>>3358511Massive sale
>>3358511you get poor
>>3358504I heard Demigod is kind of good
>>3358513I'd never a Scootashit
>>3358513That pony has no face
>>3358513She has no eyes.
>>3358513The only grown up CMC that I would is Sweetie
>>33584882 hipster 4 me.
>>3358492>>3358502Thanks, it's not often you see some actual criticism around here. I don't usually ink/shade this way. It's something I've been experimenting with recently. This sort of inking/style really isn't suited for cute things haha.
>>3358531It's too... noire.
>tfw locator is borked
we ded
>>3358524why her specifically?
>>3358546
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/9414264/Batman-cinema-shooting-14-people-shot-dead-and-50-injured-in-Denver.html>Colorado
WE NEED MARKER
File naem
>>3358558>>3357645
>>3358413>I wish someone would do that for me...how niceOur artfags remain as generous now as they were then. All you have to do is ask, guys
>>3358558to the rescue
>>3358566b-but whoand are they okay with a bit of spaghetti on them?
>>3358560i'd hit it
>>3358563http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/chech it
>>3358560I would that
This thread is boring.Talk about something cute!
>>3358578ok
>>3358578my ass is cute, wanna touch it?
>>3358578Is pony sex cute?
I'm not going to the movies this weekend.I don't want the iranian sleeper agents to shoot me.Do you think I'm stupid or something? I'm not even leaving my house until Monday morning.
>>3358574yeah it happens>>3358578okthis gif is pretty cute
>>3358574Yeah. The locator's borked. But that doesnt mean the marker isnt here.
>>3358584I don't know, wanna touch THIS?*whips out dick*
>>3358535Marvel Presents MLP Friendship is NoirI'd pay to see that
>>3358592*wwalks into thread**wwhips out dick**wwiggles it around*
Which pony has the smoothest tummy?
>>3358586So was it the Iranians, Joss Whedon, or Nolan himself?I'm leaning towards Whedon.
>>3358583I hope Rose draws more centaurshy somedaydo you have the rest?
so how many people will get shot in the premiere of a MLP theater release?
>>3358572whoever's on, i guess
>>3358607nope
>>3358609Less than 40. More than 5.
>>3358607I can cover
>>3358602
>>3358613i need help with everything though
Isn't she cuteeven if she is a little mime
>>3358619An a colour
>>3358616>>3358619hnnnnnnnghjust look how happy she is
>>3358629An one SB drew, and thats it
>>3358634How would each of the mane six react if they suddenly turned into a centaur?
>>3358638Masturbate with their new fingers
>>3358583>>3358616>>3358619man that's pretty cutewhat if all ponies were as big as that though. all of them large enough to fall asleep on.
>>3358643>Implying they'd be able to reach their horse possies with their centaur hands
>>3358638Dash would be horrified. too heavy to fly.
>>3358651Would you help them?
Hey guys, did 4chan die around 5-6 hours ago?
>>3358661For a bit yes
>>3358650I would capitalize on it at any available opportunity.
>>3358661Yeah, somewhere around there.
>>3358638>Applejack flexes her muscular new arms>"Check out THESE guns, sugarcube."
>>3358660They wouldn't need to ask twice.
I don't like Centaur ponies
>>3358651>horse possiesWould the mane six form a posse to chase you out of town?
>>3358677Why not?
>>3358677Neither do I.
>>3358666Capitalise? How?
>>3358678It's a typo. It was supposed to be pussies
>>3358677Yeah, I'm not a fan either. Whatever.>>3358680Just too weird looking.
>>3358677I don't like you either.
What draw, maggots?
>>3358626http://www.youtube.com/user/FZDSCHOOLhttps://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorialsif it helps. Drawing is straightforward. Pursuing a "style" is just a distraction, which is the key mistake people make all the time. you want to get better quickly, be direct. then once you're satisfied with what you learned you can go style modo.
>>3358680because it's still bestiality
>>3358680They look very wierd.A pony head on human bodies (well half of one anyway) is the reason I dislike anthro. And adding a horse body to that is just too much.They may be very cute but I realy really dislike them a lot
>>3358693Jesus giving a sermon to the ponies.
>>3358693Rarity being a faggot
>>3358672>Appletaur
>>3358693I just started playing this game yesterday.And I fucking hated it.
Hussie what are you even doing?
>>3358707woah nelly
>>3358707The lamia is the best monstergirl
>>3358694What would you recommend I do though?What should I learn first?I'm not exactly new to drawing but I'm not good.
>>3358677Yeah, I hate them, they're even more creepy and unnerving than anthro.
>>3358707I remember theseThey're always pretty cute.
>>3358710homosuck is shit
>>3358714you're full of shit. Minotaur Girl is best.
>>3358734Man, I remember jerking off to the one with the snake girl thingy back on /d/, geez
archives doesn't work?
>>3358738>not the goo girlyou're hilarious
Fanservice? What's that supposed to mean?
>>3358738
>>3358743Goo girl is second best>>3358738And the minotaur barely even counts as a monster girl, you should be ashamed
>>3358738OH COME ONNOT THE SPIDER GIRL?
>>3358743>goo girl>not spiderwoman
>>3358738You call THAT a minotaur? It's supposed to be a bull, not a cowgirl.
>>3358707>you will never massage Appletaur's tits while riding on her back
>>3358755Arachne is pretty cute, but those eyes put me off.
>>3358757The minotaur was also originally male, what to do
>>3358756>Not the harpy
>>3358735It was awesome before the trolls.(and may become once again later, as i have not yet finished the troll part)
>that feel when no internet for 3 daysI must pone the hardest I have ever poned.Can anyone start by telling me if Luna quest has happened yet?
>>3358763Of course minotaurs were originally male, but just making it a generic cowgirl and calling it a minotaur isn't going to fly with me. At least give it horns and some muscle. Like the minotaur from /d/'s island adventure game.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>you will never experience young love ever again
>>3358771What Luna quest is this?
>>3358777love can make you feel young
>>3358771Postponed.
>>3358765>not the mermaid
>>3358777>tfw you never experienced it at all
>>3358777Thank god for that. Young love, in hindsight, was fucking awful and I was an awful young lover. Most young lovers are awful because they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
>>3358766The game itself stops mattering pretty quickly. which is a shame, because it's what made it interesting. Stopped reading a few months back because the new characters are terrible, especially calliope.
>>3358781How long for?
>>3358784>regretting the love you used to havehow could you discard those memories
>>3358777>tfw you've never loved>tfw you eventually get your first girlfriend, you let yourself be treated like shit because she's your first girlfriend
>>3358766>awesome before the trollsRemind you of anything? The general was great before the mass bannings which empowered bronies into becoming a thing.Moot is largely responsible for bronies, not us.
>>3358786I stopped following once they did the game resethow many new characters did they introduce?and why?`
>>3358791I never really loved her.
>>3358791>implying you know what true love is at such an age
>>3358798Man. Your young love really DID suck.
>mfw playing Oath in Felghana on NightmareFUCK YOU GUYSI THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GAME AND NOT A RAPE SIMULATOR
>>3358802>implying it mattersit's the feelings that matter
doesn't matter. Homestuck was only ever good for one thing.
>>3358803Tell us about your young love then, you paragon of emotional discovery.
>>3358777>implying I ever had one
>>3358808What's that?
>>3358797They're in the process of meeting all the pre-scratch trolls, and UU is apparently not actually a troll and part of some new race, cherubs, which Lord English is one of. This is just what i'm getting from tumblr and the like. I wouldn't know because I haven't been keeping up.
>>3358717Please respond apple
>>3358808i liked 8-eyed dominatrix more
>>3358808>Posting inferior troll
>>3358777never had itmy childhood was spent in a library studying in solitude, and i was fine with that.it wasn't until after high school that i realised "hey, girls kind of exist."
>>3358738Of course minotaurs are the best.
>>3358823Vriska is sexiest troll.
>>3358823>You will never play D&D with Vriska>It will never merge with sexThe human boy moves forward. Roll for seduction.Oh my. A 20.
>>3358777I never had one
>>3358774I'd forgotten about that thing.It was the "Pick two monstergirls from the list, you have to survive on the island, full of other monstergirls who aren't sentient, have funoh and also they rape you" right?There doesn't seem to be a thread up, sad/
>>3358833Nepeta is the cutest and sexiest troll of them all.
Why are pony tits so hilarious to look at?
>>3358717practice the foundations and fundamentals. they are the literal core of all of your drawn art ever. no matter what case scenario, and you NEVER stop improving them. even if your so good at them that you make a man die just from the sheer beauty of your piece. it could be better. and to get better at it you practice those things haha.yeah. but pretty much all of them at once. and make sure your LEARNING, not just doodling it and saying your getting better. Though said random doodling does make you technically more dexterous and speedy.anatomy, values, lighting, composition, dimentions, proportions, whatever ect.protip: mirror when drawing. if it looks whack mirrored, there are mistakes. Helps if you want to figure out what you do wrong.I just learned about all this crap like a year or two ago and I can tell you right now I'm 5 times better than i ever was back when i didn't know what I was doing. then again I'm still not sure i know what I'm doing, buuuuuuuut I know I'm getting better better.
>>3358839Yeah, it was that one.
>>3358842>Nepeta>Not the tryhard-moe 2.3 of the trolls
I wwant homestuck to leave.
>>3358842Cutest, no doubt, but not sexiest.Vriska could mutilate me any day.
>>3358845You tell me.
>>3358849I quite like K-On BECAUSE of the tryhard moe 2.3ness.Nepeta is all good with me.
>>3358845>hilariousyou mean arousing?
>>3358847thank you
>>3358823i like Vriska most, too. i just meant, the fanart was the only good thing about HS.
>>3358852Me too. I want monster girls to leave as well.
>>3358862Oh god that pic. It's bonerific.
>>3358839I remember those, they were pretty fun for speculah and seeing if you could find broken combos or something.
>>3358860>babbies first waifu materialI bet Fluttershy was your favorite when you started watching ponies.
>>3358852Didn't your mother tell you you can't always have everything you want?
>>3358862This just made me realize. If ponies were real I'd actually have to deal with those things being on all of the females. Disgusting, I'm sticking with the males.
>>3358874Nope. Ahe was cute and all, but I like all the ponies equally.>babbies first waifu material>b'awww he likes what I don't
>>3358868I never bothered much with fanart, or the homestuck fandom for that matter.And those flashes at the end of acts are pretty awesome. Especially the one with Jack Noir.
>>3358878>Not liking teats
>>3358881>Someone has a different opinion>lawl ill just insinuate they're mad>that'ss prove i'm right
>>3358867>that imageOh! I remember you!
>>3358878>not liking supple pony teatsThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>3358884Shut up, I kind of prefer dicks over vaginas anyway.
>>3358884news flash for you:males have them too
>>3358858derpy, what are you doing
>>3358896They're less prominent though! Right?Please.
>>3358890nonononnonononono
>>3358901only if you're comparing it to a female thats given birth.Otherwise, they're the same.
JUMP SWEETIE JUMP
>>3358904Dreams are being crushed today.
>>3358901You know you want them
>>3358889Look, let's not argue anymore before it gets out of hand ok?I liked K-On because it's saccharin and silly. Who gives a fuck?
>>3358902I didn't mean to shock you, was just nice to see you're doing ok.
>>3358890Who is it?
>>3358915>510 images laterWorst booper, wouldn't hug.
>>3358910>Shining ArmorNow I really don't.
>>3358915doesnt work anyways
>>3358917Just an anon who wants to get into drawing, I just remember mundane things like images.
>>3358907Welcome to the MLPG! Crushing dreams erryday.
God I want to fuck that marshmallow horse.
>>3358910SUP BRO, YOU WANNA SUCKLE MY GNARLY TEATS, DUDE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOA6Dtt0Tv4&feature=youtu.beWell. It looks like some new Batmen were created today.
I JUST FUCKIN LOST JOB, bitch found out that I made up the experience in CV, dammithow am I supposed to get it in the first place?
>>3358913I don't really remember the context in which i posted that image.I'm just worried it might have been when I was really depressed or something
>>3358931You will never a marshmallow horse who is really a bug horse
>>3358924I know, I was testing the script, somehow it does not recognize THIS specific thread, I'll tell Archive if it's still like that next thread.
>>3358934TOTALLY RAD, DUDE. I'D SUCKLE THOSE AWESOME TITTIES DUDE. MAYBE LIKE WE CAN DO IT WHEN THE SICK WAVES ARE AT THE BEACH, MAN. IT'S BE TOTALLY TUBULAR.
>>3358940Well I just got promoted.
>>3358956>6Keep trying, /v/
>>3358940Sucks to be you.What the fuck were you expecting?
>>3358940Now you can pony all day.
>>3358940That's your own fucking fault then.
>>3358952So, we should move right now? This won't get archived anyway
>>3358971WE RIDE THIS TRAIN TO DEATH
>>3358956Haha sucker.
>>3358963To get away with it, apparently.
>>3358952>somehow it does not recognize THIS specific threadNot somehow. jailbait fucked it up with a colon:> MLP GENERAL:you guys've gotta add, like, a * to the end of catching general
>>3358980What did you write down on your CV, britfag?
>>3358983MLP is a keyword, archive should pick it just for that.
>mfw Americans collectively groan when Robin comes on screen
>>3358990I thought it had to be MLP General as this was a way to combat people stealing the marker.
>>3358993>spoilersi dont know what i expected
>>3358990ok, so they wrote a script that breaks when it intercepts :
ded
>>3359025no.
>>3359020>>3359022shift change
>Crazed gunman at Batman screening in custody>He's white>"Gunman claims he was inspired by remarks made by political commentator Rush Limbaugh, as well as his support of the Tea Party movement."
>>3359025>you will never a lascivious female Luna guard
>>3359025i almost can't enjoy the aesthetics of this thing. she's very pretty, but she's pretty much have to come into being as an adult. like, ok, our kid has bat wings and cat eyes, and i'm thinking doesnt do too well in the sunlight. she's going to have such a normal childhood>losing control of one's life
>>3358995No, the "MLP General" thing is more like tradition, on /co/ we used that subject so people could filter the General and don't complain.>>3359000The ":" doesn't affect the script at all, JB uses it all the time in the subject. Can't tell what's happening.But, in any case, I'll tell Archive to archive this one manually.
>>3359034>not shooting up a brony conventionCmon already.
Let your skiiiinnn begiiiinnn tooo bleeennddd itseeeelllffff wiiiiitthhhh MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
>>3358945Was it?
>>3359038>Luna guard
>>3359040>Can't tell what's happening.Maybe we hit the ceiling? The archive is full. The ride is over!
>>3359025y-y-you too...
>>3359050Oh god oh god oh god
>>3359044
>>3359042Actually, atrocities happening to bronies only serves to feed their vigour.
>>3359050Or we could just donate money so Archive could buy more server space
>>3359034>So he decides to shoot up a movie theater
>>3359056Jeff...i-is that you?
>>3359049Well what the fuck is it then?
>>3359056
>>3359050Finally.
>>3359062>MURRIKA
>>3359066Moonguard.Or Midnight Blossom.
>>3359063Yes. It's me. Tell me about your ponies. I'm curious.
>>3359073hey come on. I'm American and even I think this is bullshit
>>3359068>second to last panelEvery fucking time...
>>3359074I thought it was Night Guard, not Moonguard.
>>3359050>Mr Pone's Wild Ride has finally reached the end of its working lifeYES! I AM FREE!
>>3359077Hey Jeff u sux
>>3359025>>3359025So Sunguard or whatever his name was is happy that SA is no more right?
>>3359077Do you think pone is cute, Jeff?Which one's your favorite?
>>3359074>Moon GuardMr Pedant, that's tantamount to being a Luna Guard.Fuck.
>>3359066A goth. That's what pony goths look like
>>3359090Pinkie Pie of course.
>>3359091Moonguard rolls off the tongue better.
>>3359094>name
>>3359089Oh please he'll be celebrating one day and the next day when he wakes up he'll find Shinning Faggot in his house because he had a fight with Candyass and has no where to live for the moment.Ruler of the Crystal Kingdom my ass
>>3359087lol say that to my face not online i'll mess you upActually no, I'm too busy forcing my wife to roleplay as Anne Frank during sex while I stick carrots in her ass.>>3359090Yes the ponies are cute. Do they have a time machine?
i have no idea who these people are and i dont want to know let me enjoy my shitty music in peace
>>3359089Damn right he is.Now I'm just waiting until Celestia gives the newly freed-up position to someone else.Like Derpy. She really wanted those muffins.
>>3359094You've got some good taste, Jeff.
>>3359106You and I are niggas, anon.
>>3359105Twilight does, actually.
so where's the SS crowd tonight?
Who is your waifu?Why is she your waifu?
>>3359106>>3359117>not knowing who they arele shiggy donatello
>>3359119Oh good. Now I can stop wasting my time wandering through Europe looking for her ashes while listening to Ke$ha covered by Animal Collective.
>>3359122What is this feel in my pants
>>3359122DependsWhy are you asking?
>>3359122The only thing I can imagine this gif leading to is her whipping out her tits and fingering herself.What the fuck.
>>3359123
>>3359122Holy fuck tell me there's more of her
>>3359123Best pony. Because she's perfect.
>>3359122>tonightIt's 4:30 in the morning!still here though
News from the piss: >>3343837Now theyre taking not taking this shit too seriously too seriously, but maybe that's better somehow. I hope this isn't true:>Someone recently asked Libman to her face how she thought about old guys jacking it to the sound of her voice. Shit was SO FUCKING AWKWARD.
>>3359149It happened.
>>3359123Fuck all y'all
>>3359149It's been like that since forever. /mlp/ people are the mid-term between us and bronies.
>>3359138yes, but the only other MLP stuff she's done is Pinkamena, which i hate.http://kamiyamayummy.deviantart.com/gallery/#she's a Ruskie.
>>3359149You clearly don't know the fandom very well if you have ANY hope that that question was not asked.I remember when I was also that naive. It was a great time. Now I'm just a bitter secret brony that worries psychologists.
>>3359123She makes me smile and she's best pony
>>3359151motherfucker
>>3359163Me nigga.
>>3359165Were you not here for the three or so days we kept talking about it?
>>3359149>Action by Hasbro - if the sex content gets too high and too well known, Hasbro will be forced to step in with cease and desist and crack down on fanmade content in general. Once that pandora's box is open, we're in trouble.What
>>3359122We still gotta deal with Mother Dearest somehow...
Welp, found the thread. Archive still work? Anything new in the past couple days?
>>3359151>>3359149>>3359165
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3359151I don't have sound. Can someone confirm for me that not only did this happen, but someone recorded ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWplx7iuv2M
>>3359171This is what they actually believe
>>3359160I would
>>3359177>Mixermike kept the nudes to himselfBastard.
>>3359177That doesn't look anything like her
>>3359177Stop posting that shit.
>>3359181>Cupcakes reference10/10 is now a 1/10
>>3359170>Were you not here for the three or so days we kept talking about it?Possibly. I'm only here five days of the week, and only in the night threads.
>>3359177Someone was posting these yesterday.It hasnt even begun.
>>3359171You can't cease and desist fan drawings unless they are created to make money, surely?
>>3359188It's just Fluffy trying to get attention, as always.
>>3359181>>3359191I would regardless.
>>3359204Sideboobs are best boobs
>>3359191>you will never travel back in time and kill Sprinkles on the night he first posted Cupcakes, thus sparing the fandom from that particular blemish
>>3359177>twilights faceevery time
>>3359197
>>3359172>you will never help Silver Spoon tear down her Wall
Didn't the fapping question happened a long time ago? Or did someone asked her again?
>>3359169I like this horse
>>3359210UNF dat sideboob
So uh wheres the markerIhad to browse through /mlp/ to find this threag guysthats not acceptable
>>3359225It's posted in the thread, but the archive is borked.
The way I feel about you baby,In the middle of the nightThere’s just one thing that I can doTo make me feel alright
>>3359220It's from about a year ago, I think
>>3359221Who on earth could like Pinkie Pie?I mean, why would they ever like the pony with the most bubbly personality, whose own happiness is derived from making others happy, whose enjoyment of the simple things in life makes her sweet and cute and adorable? How could they like her smile? How anyone like such a pony?
>>3359225Just use catalog neet
>>3359225I got here fine by the lifeboat locator on the sub but the archive itself is shitting the bed
>>3359238She's only on third place
>>3359218>you will never be the spark that lights her will to fight
>>3359238absolutely disgusting. a horse-shaped disease.
>>3359238>her face when you tell her you love her smile
>>3359258>you will never this Pinkie
>>3359258
>>3359253>you will never be the spark that lightsthe biggest fire they've ever seen
>>3359263"I knew I had the best smile in all of Equestria!"
How the fuck does one even use tumblr?
The last book you read is now with poniesWhat happens?
>>3359267>you will never tell her that she's stronger than she thinks>you will never tell her that she can do it>you believe in her>and so should she
>These last few postsI love you guys.
are we pink horse now
>>3359251>shitting the bedIs it finally breaking down?
>>3359265why would you ever want to this freakish sub-pony abomination?
>>3359289Whoops.
>"Pinkie Pie! YOU, are the best Pony." *boop*>"Aw shucks, Anon."
>>3359271You'd be hard-pressed to find a pony in all the lands with a smile as pretty as hers.
>>3359278>Analysing Architecture by Simon UnwinIt'd be a lot more interesting, but way less useful.
>>3359302Damn right, nigga.
>>3359296>MoonguardYESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Am I the only one that thinks that Pinkie Pie would make a fitting dentist? or like, want to be one or something?
>>3359278>Color and Light, and Imaginative RealismNow that would be great but bad at the same time.
>>3359278The Old Man and The Sea.They all get eaten by sharks.
>>3359273it's a complete clusterfuck, right?
>>3359309>high suicide rates
>>3359183>he also gave them to daftygod. dammit.
>>3359278Joseph Campbell don't give a fuck about no goddamn ponies.
>>3359309Well, she must take really good care of her teeth to have those pearly whites even with all the sugar she scarfs down.So it makes sense.
>>3359309No way, she'd rip your fucking teeth out
>>3359316>laughing gas makes it all better...
>>3359177
>>3359309She'd whiten your teeth so you'd have the brightest smile in all of Equestriaonly to undo her hard work by unloading her candy supply on your for being such good patient
>>3359278Celestia is dying. Zecora tells Twilight she can save Celestia with the elements of harmony. The elements are in a black hotel in the far east, by the ocean.
>>3359323That's kinda scary
>>3359309no, but Fluttershy would.
>>3359213I remember the post some anon made:>This is my sister Twilight, she's a bit, special... say hi Twilight!>bluuurrrrggg
>>3359278>At the mountains of pone
>>3359278>reread World War Z some time agoActually the ponies would do quite well.I really doubt zombie Unicorns could use magic or that zombie Pegasuses could fly.Really if they survive the initial outbreak they can just seal themselves in cities practically forever.Earth Ponies can grow anything from scratch. Unicorns have conjurations so the won't run out of things to hit the zombies with>conjure a stick>use it to bash zombie heads from top of a wall with telekinesis>if it breaks just conjure another one and repeatAlso Pegasuses could act as messengers or transport ponies where they are needed or evacuate them from places that have no chance against the army of zombies.Also elements of Harmony and gods that control the sun and moon
>>3359322>"Ooh, that's one doozy of a rotten tooth. It's gotta come out!">"But I don't have tooth ache and all of my teeth are perfectly white and clean.">"Are you going against my professional opinion?">"No... but-">"Nurse! Get me some pliers and the laughing gas.">"Laughing gas? What for? Can't you just use local anaesthetic?">"The laughing gas is for me, silly."
>>3359278Twilight would make a good Dany, I think.That has the unfortunate implication of SA being Vissy, though.
I knew that death of archieve will be the beginning of the end.
it was limbaugh's fault.
>>3359330>"Now, hold still, Anon. This will be all done before you know it.">"Uuuugh...">"No groaning, Anon. It's important to practice good dental hygiene.">She starts to pick the plaque out from between your gums>"My goodness! Do you even floss?">"Auuuuuugh....">"That's no good, Anon!">She continues cleaning your teeth, occasionally giving you a gentle scolding for your poor brushing habits
>ponies
>>3359343I'd be ok with this anyway
>>3359374She'd be afraid of her tools. It would be adorable
>>3359343>>3359374I could see these both being canon, it hurts my sides thinking about it.>>3359378Ponies?!
>>3359278Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegutgreat, now i can't stop seeing snails as billy pilgrim. soldier, prisoner of war, optometrist and alian abductee, he is also the most recent pone i drew
>>3359374>Brush twice a day.>Barely eat any sweets.>Chew gum>Still black spots in my teeth.I just don't understand anymore.
remember
>>3359388ponies.
>>3359385>She picks up that one dental pick that vibrates at super-high frequences>She turns it on>It starts vibrating in her hooves>"EEK!" she cries and tosses it away
too many anon.too many posters.making too many shitposts.and not enough pone to go around...can't you see? this is the thread of confusion
>>3359402I'm ok with ponies.
>>3359401What does that even mean?
>>3359410>shitpostsPlease point them out. This thread is pretty fucking bro right now.
>>3359419Shhh just ignore that faggot.
>>3359402Artist?
>>3359428Dafty
>>3359428Looks like Dafty
>>3359428That's Dafty, innit?
>>3359423Oooh, sorry man.Have a Marker pony.
>>3359410these are the threads we live inand these are the hands we are givenuse them and let's start tryingto make this a thread to be typing in
>>3359431Mane, give me my dose.
>>3359431For the last fucking time: NO. Post that image one more time and I'm blocking it.
>>3359443Anyone have more?
>>3359398>treat my teeth like shit>drink tons of soda>never had a single cavity>genetic lottery
>>3359447Sirrah.http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66983672/tumblr_m5j29cNAQE1qi7v3xo1.mp3
>>3359451No, those are all we have.
For some reason this general isn't showing up in the Hyper-Index as the current general.Why is this?
>>3359454I know I should bookmark it...thanks.
>>3359374>"It looks like YOU have got one doozy of a root canal!">"Uh...">"And from the looks of those X-Rays, it's got a good hold in there - we're going to have to do some deep drilling!">"...Deeh...diihiihn...?">she almost sounds excited>her horn starts to glow, levitating a drill from her tray of instruments>she tests the button>VRRRRRRRRRRR!>"Alright, Anon. Now just relax. This won't hurt a bit~"
>>3359459Anything for my brones on mlpg
>>3359458I think the archive is borked again
>>3359458>>>3358952
>>3359455orly
>>3359463AAAARGHHHpls Hiro don't stop
>>3359463AAAAAAAA
>>3359463hah, gay
>>3359446haha, well done, anoni was thinking of the same song, but i couldnt place it
>>3359484AAAAAAAAAA?
>>3359496AA
Ha haha haha ha ha ha
>>3359497AAHGARAAH
>>3359463>"Alright, now stand over there.">"Uh, Applejack, are you sure about this-">she bucks the door with all her might, yanking out the rotten root that the other end of the string was tied to>"AAAAAAUGH!">"Yer welcome, sugarcube!"
>dentist poniesi like it!we need >arrowtext for all of them
>>3359497AAAAA~
>>3359506Hahahaha
>>3359506>Broken jaw.
>>3359496African American's Atlantic Anti Artificial Abortion Alliance
>>3359463>"My good lord, Anon, you got some bad teeth in that there piehole of yours.">"What? I thought they were OK.">"Shucks, I've never seen such a crooked mess of gnashers in my entire life. Just look at those critters.">"I mean, you could be more tactful.">"Shoot, you know I'm the element of honesty. Honesty is the best policy! And now I must be honest and tell you you're going to need many root canals and extracts. Hope you got your checkbook with ya! Make it blank, we're going to be here a while!">"No, wai-">VRRRRRRRRRRRR NNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>"AAAAAAARRRGH!">"Oh, shucks, forgot to put you under. Heh. I was always better at farming, anyhow."
Is there a collection of those recording to the challenge from Knighty/Rose?
Why is it that when you draw for so long it feels like you've made little to no progress, especially when you compare yourself to someone that progressed fairly quickly?
>>3359531No.>>3359532No.>>3359496No.>>3359458No.
>>3359539
Twilight wants to be the slutty mare.
>>3359539Yes
>>3359547Yes!
>>3359539i dont understand
>>3359506>"HOW IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE DENTISTRY?!">"Shut up and take a punch like a man!">she socks you in the jaw again>"AAAAGH!">you spit out a bloody tooth>"See? Dentist-ing is easy!"
>>3359539YES
>>3359532self-criticism.
>>3359559Hahahaha
>>3359532if you're constantly around something that slowly changed, you wouldn't be able to pick up the differences. don't compare yourself to others, compare yourself to yourself a week ago.
>>3359559Why I see this really happening? Hahaha
>>3359532HEY, YOU THERE. YEAH YOU. YOU GOT TO. FUCKING BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. YOU CAN DO IT FAGGOT. I BELIEVE IN YOU.GET OUT THERE AND DRAW ME HORSE COCKS AND CHOKE ON A DICK. FUCK YOU, YOU AMAZING PERSON.
>>3359528Hahahaha
>>3359570oh my
>>3359549http://splicd.com/NTEIdUV0nE8/399/405
>>3359532I drew something yesterday, and even if it's awful I feel so good with myself.Drawing is fun.
>>3359568>mfw I haven't drawn in a weekIt's not that I think I'm incapable of improving, it's just that I'm incapable of practicing.
>>3359568Even looking back a month, I don't see anything different.
>>3359560
>>3359549>characters acting totally ooc>sex jokeoh gg
>>3359549>honk
>"WELCOME TO LUNA'S TOOTH EMPORIUM! HOW MAY WE HELP THEE?">"Uh, I need to get my teeth looked at.">"WELL, THOU HAST ENTERED THE CORRECT ESTABLISHMENT. PLEASE SEAT YOURSELF ON THE TUFFET.">"Um, okay.">"ARE THOU COMFORTABLE? DOTH THEE NEEDETH THE SEAT ADJUSTED?">"Um, no, it's fine. Could you, like, lower the volume? I'm going to need me ears looked at after this. Heh.">"Was thou being amusing? Thy joke escapeth me.">"Um... no no. So, shall we?">"Lie back, mortal.">"Hmm... t'would seem that thee hath a terrible infection of the dorsal number 8 moral. We reccomendeth a swift extract lest the vile contagion spreadeth and cause thee much pain and anguish.">"Kan I get an eckshray?">"We know not what thee speak of... this X-ray."
>>3359584haha that sums up everything gg and jj ever do
>you're finally in equestria>you've spent the last years with the ponies, having fun with them, going on adventures, exploring the lands and sometimes even doing something for Celestia herself>but it's time to go home>you have no other choice, you know it's happening and there's no way out of it>all your friends are around you, saying goodbyes, some even crying because of your departure>as you slowly start to fade away a song start playingWhat song is it anon? What songs plays when you leave your pony friends?
>>3359599I wish she'd just cast Heal on me.
>>3359599Ha nice one
Can someone post last two Hamburger Reports?
>>3359606help don't leave me ;_;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEVYdpMPAbI
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf12nHhz5XM
>>3359559>she takes one look into your mouth>"...">a toothbrush levitates off the table and zips into your mouth with breakneck speed>she immediately starts to brush>hard>really hard>TOO HARD, TOO HARD>"AAAAAAAAAUGH!">"WHY WON'T IT COME OUT?!"
>>3359626this is just fucking stupid
>>3359606SAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WASSAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtJezzFVWY
>>3359630can't all be bread-winners I guess
>>3359630we're stupid children
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9DZXjME3A
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
Don't even try to deny it.
>teeth brushinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDp-0P0nTCc
>americans clap after bane shoots them
>>3359663comcast cares day is my favorite day of the year
>>3359662Too forced.
>>3359606But...but I don't want to leave...I want to stay.Please...Please find a way to bring me back ;_;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AVbWs7IGcQ
>>3359663dude...
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE-m0fdprTI>Is it real?
Good god Shining what happened to you.
>>3359677OH GOD HE BECAME GAY...ER
>>3359677oh boy
>>3359676i made myself sad
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-cO2zesBNc&t=1m15sFind something sadder, I dare you.Whoa, apparently someone made a PMV with this BGM...
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvsdV81Z_Zc>I will never regret meeting any of you
perhaps mlpg would delight me with oral sex
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2rIm_Td2Mk>It's sad to be leaving>the ponies will miss you so much>but you have a faimly waiting for you in your own world>they know that, you know that>it's time to go>"At least we have the memories, Anon. We'll never forget you." >"You guys... I'm going to miss you too. But, I love you. I'm happy to have called you my friends.">"We weren't just friends, Anon. We were family.">"Goodbye everyone...">slowly fade away
>>3359689>That fucking scene.
>>3359689>"Kitty?"
>>3359677CHECK OUT THIS RADICAL ASCOT, BRAHDON'T MUSS MY GNARLY COIFFURE, DUDE
>>3359635my nigga...
>>3359704Oh god... that fucking music.
>>3359606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA>I set my sail, fly the wind it will take me>Back to my home, sweet home...
>>3359704>the world fades back into existence around you>you're back in your own room>you're home>...home...>the word feels hollow now - this place which was once so familiar hardly feels like home anymore
>everyone is having fun with dentist ponies>one post makes everyone depressedGood work anon good fucking workI hate this feel...I don't want to feel anymore. Why must I leave my little pony friends?
I can't hold this thread...
>>3359750It's just a cartoon, bro.
>>3359745take it to anon in equestria please
>>3359750I stopped because all of the mane 6 had already been done. who else would try their hoof at dentist...ing?
>>3359606http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT_TOcgCjK4all those >feels
>>3359764Fuck off.
>>3359764Oh fuck you.
>>3359765Celestia
>>3359764Fuck off
>>3359769>>3359770I asked nicely.
>>3359778Don't ask at all. We're having fun here.
>>3359777And people say we aren't a hivemind.
>>3359783No you aren't.
Chill out guys.
>>3359790>>>/v/
AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIEAND OUR ASHES WILL FLYFROM THE AREOPLANE OVER THE SEA
>>3359765Gee I dunno
>>3359798why did you link to /v/ anon, that doesn't make sense
>>3359745>you think about the ponies>what are they feeling, right now, knowing you are probably back in your own world by now>"I bet his family are so pleased to see him!" says Pinkie Pie in her ever optimistic nature>"I'm sure they're all hugging him and glad he's back." says Applejack, hiding her sadness well>"I bet he's running as fast as he can to see his girlfriend!" Rainbow Dash cheers as she flies in circles>"I'm sure he's got lots of reading to catch up on, now." Twilight croaks, her voice breaking just a little as she realises, finally, her best reading partner is now gone>Fluttershy walks with the other ponies in silence, she's just lost a close friend and someone she enjoyed being motherly to, whenever you caught a cold or had a headache she would be there>"I do miss him, but at least he can take my fashion tips and use them to make all of his friends jealous!" Rarity chuckles.>you sit in your room, alone>you can hear your parents downstairs, chatting idly about virtually nothing>you head downstairs>"Oh, hey son. I wondered where you'd gotten off to." your father says carelessly without looking up from the paper>You head back upstairs, doleful, alone, lost>you turn on the PC>http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/ sits there>you click it>with a tear running down your face, you start to discuss pony again
we're dead
>>3359802Sponge Bob?
>>3359808Dead as in ded, no one is posting anymore or dead as in dead inside?
>>3359808Would you Skype with >that feel?
>>3359817Both, I guess
>>3359817both and i wish i was dead
>>3359806>you share all your accumulated knowledge, all the things you learned and saw, everything you wrote, everything you heard with the general>headcanon
>>3359802I had completely forgotten her.
>>3359828Oh god, I could see that being the case it's quite funny.
>>3359802im sorry
>>3359689This?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlLMSc2Dks4
>>3359772>the entire appointment goes off without a hitch>she cares for your teeth with perfect care and precision, honed by centuries of practice>"It looks like you've been improving your dental habits since our last appointment. Good. I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work!">she floats a little baggie with a toothbrush and some dental floss into your hands>"Oh! And before I forget...">she floats a little lollipop over to you>cherry flavoredyes I know it isn't funny, I drew a blank
>>3359840
>>3359824>no one made a dentist greentext with Colgate
>>3359850Colgate would basically be a normal dentist.At least the mane 6 have interesting personalities to work with.
>>3359844It was cute though.
>>3359831It's been a while since she's been discussed.
>>3359844Now do Doyu Evenlift.
I arise from the darkest pits of a spider infested cavern to ask but a simple question.May I please make the new horse when the time comes? If that's okay with everyone.
>>3359861No.
>>3359859>"DO YOU EVEN FLOSS?!"
>>3359861I was going to, but do it.
>>3359859>Doyu Evenlift>not Slab Hardflank
>>3359861Don't bother. These threads have gotten so shitty I can't even handle another one.
>>3359859>DO YOU EVEN BRUSH?
>>3359868But this thread was fun.
>mangnetos anthro lunaunf
>>3359850>She scrapes your teeth>She flosses for you>You rinse for sixty seconds then spit in the sink>She takes an x-ray>She tells you everything is looking good but you need to floss more oftenYou get an appointment in six monthsAnd a new toothbrush
>that feel when you stayed up until 6 in the morning ponying againoopsie
>>3359882Is that the loli one?
>>3359883>And a new toothbrushWhy does this make me smile?
>>3359883>And a new toothbrushaww
>>3359855What if she mixes professional competence with creepy fetishism? She's an excellent dentist but her manner is a bit...disconcerting.
>>3359882Upload it to derpibooru or soemthingdo it
>>3359876all the shitposters were drawn to the /co/ sticky like moths to honey
>>3359850She doesn't even have a personality.I can't work with something like that.
>>3359885>haven't slept more then 3 hours in a week
>>3359890>She starts brushing your teeth using her tail>It's minty fresh>She gradually moves closer and closer
>>3359889>>3359888im with both these guysnot sure why I think getting a new toothbrush from here would be so cute
>>3359883>It's a red kids tootbrush.
GOD DAMMIT POST NEW HORSE ALREADY I AM SO BORED HERE
>>3359890>she farts >it's also minty fresh
>>3359902red is my favorite color!
>>3359907>Not blueCasual
>>3359885Drink coffee and keep going.you wouldn't want to miss the ride, now would we
>>3359882>>3359886Oksay, Now I'm interestedlink plz
I need the full mlp soundtrack DL link.Please someone post it.
>>3359921www.fullMLPsoundtrackDLlink.com
>>3359900>Lyra kicks the door down>"Nobody's allowed to be creepy with Anon but ME!"
>>3359924I can confirm that this is 100% legit
>>3359926Absolutely!
>>3359890>her cleaning is quick and painless, she's cheerful and doesn't cause you discomfort in any way>but she has this weird wolfish grin the entire time and keeps using oddly flowery language to describe your dental upkeep>keeps referring to your canines as "exquisite," her voice trembling ever so slightly on the emphasis of the word>if you didn't know better you would almost describe her tone as... "sultry"
"Lord Tywin""Queen Cersei""King Joffrey"therewar wondamn you fucked up good arya
>>3359929I can't help but picture the dentish from Johnny Bravo.>"How delicious...">"You talk funneh."Anyone remember it?
>>3359925>They take turns brushing your teeth with their tails>Colgate's a cool mint, Lyra is more of a sweet spearmint
Please guys
>>3359921There was one on TPB, but I can't access it. FLAC though
>>3359929>she's turned on by your teeth>she likes to brush her tongue against them when you french-kiss
New throd>>3359934>>3359934>>3359934>>3359934>>3359934>>3359934>>3359934
>>3359928I just can't get enough of this soundtrack. Daniel Ingram and Hasbro really did it this time!
>>3359950GET FUCKED DAFTY
>>3359950awww, but this one was so fun...
>>3359929Have a bigger version.
>>3359936>Kill one of of the five factions vying for the throne>wonDuhhhh
>>3359928>>3359952>those namesoh man, I remember a bit about that, I think it was EA related or something, my sides
>>3359952I agree.
>>3359960i just grabbed a random thing off derpibooru to go with my post but thanks.
>>3359936Tywin and Joffrey both die anyway
>>3359964It was that pro-gay campaign or something
>>3359974I used to be le Tywin Lannister, but den I took le crossbow bolt to the bowels xD
>>3359956Oh geez, I was too slow, oh well. Maybe next time.
>>3359980why
>>3360009because fuck GRRM
>>3360024but why
