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>>3351406whoa i have that picture
inb4 marker
I'M STILL MAD
>>3351434You should just chill
>rape
Is anyone good at making a temple in Minecraft?
>>3351426I probably got it from here in the first place.
>>3351434DO YOU WANT A CUTE PICTURE? WOULD THAT CHEER YOU UP?
why do i keep falling in love with fictional charactersthat dark-skinned purple-haired fairy chick from Recettear is mai waifu
So tell me about the hardest you've ever came
>>3351434>not being chillcalm down, bro, justlikehug a pony and stuffthey're soft
Have you fucked your dog today, MLPG?
>>3351434chillax dude
>>3351455I edged for about 6 hours and lost it to kelt's part in coc
>>3351450>Autismcraft
>>3351362well lets cheer you up, sadsack
I found that horse game if anyone is interested:http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100/It's called Secret of the Magic Crystals. 75% off sale on steam now.
>>3351450max plspls go
>>3351443>>3351453>>3351459>>3351467>>3351472Not even Lakmé, Act I: Dôme Épais Le Jasmin À La Rose S'assemble (Lakmé/Mallika) is helping me chillI'm TOO mad
Old ponies are pretty cool too
>>3351453>that face
>>3351454Android 18 was my first waifu
>>3351485>>3351471Come on, please.
>>3351455>was ERPing chubby pone with someone>edging for an hour and a half between responses>they send a burst of frantic, sexually charged responses perfectly imitating the frantic thinking during sexThat was a nice night
>>3351503never heard of him
>>3351503Android 18 is sexy as fuck. Hottest DBZ character, hands down.
>>3351498homestuck pls go
DORKS
>>3351455I tapped and teased my frenulum for about an hour, it kept getting more and more intense, when I came it felt like magma blasting out of my dick, my legs went weak and my toes curled
>>3351517seconded by Bulma, unf
>>3351454While I do not share your taste, I understand that feel.Two years ago I never would have thought I'd feel the way I do for cartoon ponies, as well as other fictional character of things I get into.I should get out more
>>3351503>>3351517android 18 was the first cartoon porn that someone ever caught me looking at
>tfw no one will ever draw strawberry background pinhead
>>3351517I remember being sad as fuck in 2nd grade as I realized that she would never be real, I had a dream where we got married, I still remember that.
>MLPG
>>3351535that pony is shit
>>3351490I know, it's a real surprise to see how popular some of them are.
>>3351454you know what made me feel great shame?ranma
>>3351546*fart*
I went on ponychan to ask how they felt about dying.Then this happened......;_;
So who's going to see Batman tonight?
>>3351517I love 18 but I think Videl is the cutest dbz girlI always wished she would get more screentime
>>3351560I don't want to fuck Ranma.I want to be Ranma.
>>3351565
>>3351576that feel dudeit was exactly what I was going to get to
Think I can get a girl to get a pony tattoo of this?
>>3351455The first time I ever jerked off was by accident. I had my hand on my dick and it started to feel really good, then I started pulling on it and was like WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>3351565Is it weird if I recently had a very bad existential crisis but was able to get over it with ponies. They're cute and entertaining. So long as I'm enjoying myself, things must be going ok, right?
>>3351454I never truly fell in love with a fictional character until FluttershyWhat's wrong with me.
>>3351586That's what fictionmania is for.
>>3351555Tumblrfaggotry has ruined Surprise for me and Pinkie is my second-favorite mane six.
>>3351555
>>3351598You like her gentle nature or some such?
>>3351587That's marriage material right there.
>>3351598God I know that feelIt was so sudden, so unwanted, so weird. My heart just started beating for her one day.
>>3351604Fucking Zach Morris and his faggotry
>>3351576Who wouldn't want to be Ranma?
>>3351598>What's wrong with me.Lots. but at least you have good taste in pone
>>3351615No, that's fuckbuddy material.
>>3351601what?
>>3351587>>3351587i guess, but i don't think it will look good on a land whale
>>3351618>letting people ruin things for you
>>3351565>>3351585
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - Shogun 2
>>3351565>going to ponychan
>>3351615>>3351624No, that's "don't ever put your dick in insane" material
>>3351620Ranma
>tfw you gently slide another ponies wing feather through your teeth
hard as fuck
>>3351535
>>3351640Ya beefed it
>>3351640draw Soarin giving an unf face
We Ponychan now
>>3351640Shamefur dispray
>>3351647>preening sans beak
>>3351646
>>3351649>Celestia will never rub her sweaty socks in your face as a joke
>>3351647faggot
Thunderlane is a shotacon who rapes his younger brother
>>3351576That makes perfect sense. He's got everything, he's just too stubborn to realize it. He's a master at martial arts, and he's got a bunch of chicks drooling over him. He even has the ability to turn into one himself, for some interesting experiments.Makes you wonder if he's gay, the way he tries to avoid them.
>>3351598im actually surprised you were able to hold out that long most people on 4chan had waifus long before ponies came out
>>3351629Hang on. You have a transgender fetish and you don't know what fictionmania is?Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. You have no idea the kind of fap-marathon you are about to have.
>>3351659>nipples>genitaliaI mean sure, that does break one of their little rules or whatever, but still: dumb mod.
>>3351645I bet she'd go nuts, like she'd hold you down and start giving this insanely good blowjob, licking and sucking all over the head, sticking her tongue in your pisshole, shouting things like "FUCK ME NOW
>>3351672that made me ooze precum
>>3351646Why is it always the people with supercool powers who resent having them? Fucking ingrates.
>>3351598>>3351616I think you guys are just SHYING away from your nature
>>3351684wai.. I'm not into transgender I think
>>3351657But it was a roll for commissions.
>>3351659>ponychan having higher standards than mlpg
>>3351686>sticking her tongue in your pissholeFuck yeah!
>>3351678I think he wasthere's this one picture about >why you don't want to be a little girl and an occasion on which we actually would want to be a little girlwhat am I even talking abouthe's gay
>>3351689Do any of you have any entertaining ponychan bans?
Black people shouldn't be allowed to watch MLPFiM
>>3351707You want to be Ranma but you don't have a transgender fetish.Now I've heard everything.
>tumblr voice shenanigans>dooks, ntsts and knighty confirmed elder god tier
>>3351684What the heck is fictionmania?
>>3351612The thing is I usually fucking detest moeblobs. Not even Hanako from Katawa Shoujo got me to crack. But this yellow pony man, something about her is just irresistible.
>>3351730>tumblr shitget the fuck out
>>3351738>Heck
>>3351686What don't you understand about never, ever putting your dick in insane.There is only one instance where it has ever been okay to put your dick in crazy.
>>3351726>that ban messageFUCK EVERYTHING
>>3351725>switching back and forth between Dude Mode and Hot Redhead Mode whenever you wantTruly Ranma has it all.
>>3351730>dooksI cream my pants
>>3351743It was in the last thread actually
>>3351726>bragging about avoiding ponychan bans
>>3351740same, hate moe shit, only ponies truly makes me go DAWWWWW instead of hatespecially FS too
>>3351728yeah because it would be MEI have a problem with other guys junksI think I'm too straight for that
>>3351750Y-You haven't seen it before?
>>3351746She was hot as fuck in the 3rd game, I wanted her to give me a footjob
>>3351707Stop, wait, sorry, give me a minute.I fucking love how 4chan ruins the human mind."I'm not into transgender...">"I think."That just strikes me as really funny. Not trying to be a dick to you bro, it's just an amusing statement.
>>3351727why?
>>3351697What if she snuck up behind you and wrapped her arm around your neck before pulling you down into her lap while she used her other hand to hold a dirty sock against your nose?You know, as a joke?
>>3351754>>3351730>that guitar>that awkward pronunciation
>>3351740>>3351764Fluttershy is super cute, but she also has personality
>>3351751Well, duh, obviously I don't want to BE the little girl.I just all the guys to treat me like I was a little girl
>>3351766not him but I hadn't seen it before, not that it surprised me though
>>3351730>do it>sound like a faggotNever again
>>3351730where are these posted
>>3351764this feelit is my feelwe feel the same feelI don't usually care for overly cute shit but HOLY SHIT FLUTTERSHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HEART
>>3351726Not capped. I did once get a minor ban for inadvertently derailing a thread into an angry discussion about pony sex, though.
>>3351786tumblr
>>3351787d-does it feel good, anon?
>>3351727>>3351771>trying to watch the season three opening>But this black guy wont shut up.>"Oh dang Fluttershy, don't go in there! You gun get scared again! AWWW DANG I TOLD YA!"
Zecora gets one episode next season where she is the main characterWhat is the plot?
>>3351800yesnow become real and come hug me
>>3351769na it's okayit actually is kind of funny
>>3351800>>3351812How would Fluttershy feel about this line of thinking, where we never felt this way before her?
>>3351811zebra worldbuilding
>>3351811An "8 Mile" homage which ends with a rap battle between her and Iron Will.DYEWTS
>>3351730>tfw you considered doing it>tfw you probably sound like a doofus
>>3351785I did it, but I'm not going to post it here. It's fun
>>3351833>tfw who the fuck cares
>>3351811turf war
>>3351697>Gilda will never wake you up by dragging her smelly sweat-encrusted gym socks from the previous day's workout over your face
>>3351804I want this.That sounds fucking hilarious.I want to be that metaphorical guys friend.I'll join in.
>>3351811It's probably somethign out of Dr.Suess what with all the rhyming and verse
>>3351846that's not my fetish
>>3351811Just an average day in the Everfree forest.Fighting manticores, Timberwolves, cockatrices, and all manner of herb-related monstrosities.
>>3351765You realize that just because you're a woman doesn't mean you have to suck dicks and stuff right?There's this thing called lesbianism.
>>3351858Get a better fetish
>>3351838What is this bullshit you all discuss?
>>3351858Daamn, that's the hottest Gilda pic I've seen ever!
>>3351846>gilda >not rainbow dashthose socks must be soaked at the end of the day
>>3351833>>3351838just post it
>>3351866Guys can suck dicks too!Don't let the girls have all the fun, boys!
>>3351841The grass zebras love is fighting back?
>>3351858Loving the fuck out of those accessories.
god, i fucking hate Merriwether Williamsthe worst thing is that she did almost the same stupid shit for the 4 episodes that she wrote
Guess I'll have to draw
>>3351866UNFwhy are you doing this to me anonfuck
>>3351740>>3351764it's still moe, but it's MADE IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!
>>3351886>>3351886>>3351886oops forgot image
>>3351878No, it's not MLPG, I'll do it on tumblr
>>3351858Got any more like that?
>>3351877>Pick up Dash's sweaty socks out of her hamper>They are visibly damp and heavier than usual>You can smell them from an arm's length awayoh god unf
WaitDoes 'tfw' stand for'their faces when'?
>>3351865I really doubt Zecora fights the monsters in the forest, most likely she knows how to avoid them or gives them some kind of gifts to leave her be
>>3351613>>3351613holy fuck i thought those were Jak & Daxter from the thumbnail
>>3351886>hwe>badFaggot pls go
>>3351904yea.
>>3351904No, "their feces when"
>>3351904lol
everyonedon't
>>3351904Please no, this thread is too chill for overreacting.Just in case, it stands for "that feel when"
>>3351886...Isn't Merriwether a boys' name?And which four was that?
Would you suck a cock?
>>3351887Lyra terrorizing everyone in a human suit
>>3351923What a huge ass faggot.
I'VE GOT MY SPINE I'VE GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH
>>3351925I have and would again
>>3351925no
what does getting your cock sucked feel like
>>3351891I'm telling you man.Fictionmania.start with the Exact Mutli search, put a check in the "magical transformations" box, and enjoy.
>>3351925I would and I have.It was 'eh'.
>>3351903>The rank smell of horse sweat fills your nostrils as you holde them under your nose and take a deep whiff
http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyanthe CMC get in the wonderbolts before dash
>>3351925only if it was full of delicious candy pony semen
>>3351903welp geuss this si th e new dfart
>>3351730urgh. now i kinda want to do that too.but no, i'll draw instead. have some griffin studies
Current Steam Sale:>SPAZ>Walking Dead>Killing Floormake sure you vote for KF, casuals
>>3351925Yes if I was Ranma
>>3351950My foot fetish doesn't translate to hooves.Humanized or bust, man.
>>3351917No, "that feeling when".
>>3351925Nah.
>>3351924MMDWPYHDHWENo idea about the other
>>3351935STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE YOU LIVE
>>3351935>orange crushi knew you loved scootaloo anon
>>3351970NO SHIT, SERIOUSLY?!
why do I feel like thisI don't want to
>>3351965Why would I vote for something I already own? Walking Dead is the only logical choice
>>3351982Calm down
Why is everyone talking about how much steam they bough? What gives? its just water vapor
>>3351963Who is Gilda's waifu?
>>3351981I do love hersexually
>>3351963Holy fuck nigga, you should stream.
>>3351974PYHD was funny and cuteHWE was funny and cuteMMDW was cancer and cancer
>>3351965I voted for the walking dead because everyone needs to play that game.
>>3351990IM VERY CALM ANON.IM USING CAPITAL LETTERS TO MAKE THEM EASIER TO READ.
>>3351965i won't vote for anything because i don't even use DRM, im not going to feed gaben.
>>3351969ok
>>3351969I know this feel brudda...
>>3352005Oh, well that's okay thenCarry on, helpful anon
>>3351912>stupid window scene>characters being annoying assholes, just because they were supposed to be fighting doesn't mean that they had to be annoying and frustratingly and even when they were not in the play, again the fucking window scene>poor attempt at world building that won't be used again and if it does it's just going to complicate things because it stablished several things that barely make sense
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/wtnl3/i_had_my_personal_cutie_mark_tattooed_in_recently/
>>3352003>PYHD was funny and cuteNo.
>>3352012I'm more than okay with anthro, but Haiku's feet look like swollen, bulbous monstrosities.
>>3351899>No, it's not MLPG, I'll do it on tumblr, but I have no problem bringing it up in the first place and wiggling my dick around in your face
>>3351950>dash will never shove a sock in your mouth, then take her other sock, put it on your dick, and tell you to cum as much as you can
>>3351963Neat!
>>3351946what if remorse?I will hate myself for my entire life to comethere will be this one morning when I'm drinking my coffee and reading the newspaper and suddenly I have to think about this one time
>>3351989So that other people are more likely to buy it and enjoy a good game
>tfw I've stopped "You too"ing and started telling people to have a great day/evening/whateverFeels good. Feels real good.
>>3352028God that's hideous
>>3352029
>>3351996>not loving the pones sexuallyi thought you were a fag but you're mondo cool.
oooooooooOOOOooooh, I'm gonna tear down the waaaAAAAaaallmay not be there when you caaaAAAAaallllso best be givin' me your aaaaaAAAAaaallll, oooooOOOooh
>>3352030Dont you want to gently rub her feet until they get better?
>>3352029Dude really? I thought PYHD was great.
>>3352028That link names tells me everything I need to know.I'm not even going to open it. Fucking bronies
>>3352030WellMaybe some of his early work. I love how cute they look though.
>>3352058The episode was good. What made it great was the aftermath.
>>3351994you>>3351997i've considered that, but i get sidetracked too often. i tend not to do continuous sessions, while i spend at least 2-3 hours every day of raw drawing time shut up, i'm on vacation, there is too much browsing in music, looking for reference, cigarette breaks, watching random videos inbetween and anonymously shitposting on mlpg going on.
>>3352043>having remorse>for having fetishesdo you even human psychology
>>3352055I wouldn't even touch those feet with my line of sight.I'd rather tear out my eyes.
>>3352058I dont like it.
>>3352053Is there anything you don't want to fuck?Is there anything you HAVE ever fucked?
>>3352047It does, right? I've only recently started going into bakeries and asking for bread with a clear voice. It's awesome.
>>3352038Just like everyone else does huh?
>>3352074>What made it great was the aftermath.>Guys I didn´t like this episode>LOL U MAD WAIFUFAG XD UR WAIFU GET TOLD!!!11111
>>3352078I know that feel though
>>3351974...But those are nothing alike. Dash discovers being adored is fun, and starts being a hero for it, then is forced to realize that it shouldn't be about the adoration but about helping others. Fluttershy stops being a doormat, then discovers that there's such a thing as being too assertive. Hearth's Warming Eve... Well, whatever.
>>3352074>What made it great was the aftermath.What, you mean the brony rage over Fluttershy being mean to people?
>>3352080She's in pain, anonWhy wont you help her?
>>3352078but I'm not even sure if it's my fetish
>>3352051that scene made me realize Fluttershy is a bitch
>not wanting gilda back>they want fucking trixie insteadwhy
>>3352028
Did MS ever color that picture of the mayor getting railed by big mac?
>>3352047whats this about?
>>3352110Time to find outJust go to google and type in "fictionmania"Don't even hit enter. Just stare at it for a while.What, are you too chicken?Are you afraid you'll enjoy it?
>>3352108Because she needs a hospital if she wants all of her feet bones reset correctly.I'm not qualified for that shit.
>>3352074I can't tell you how often ive said that
>>3352086yesno, and will never be, gotta be realist...you like ponies, its not like you will fuck anything ever either...
>>3352087The security guard where I work is such a fucking boss. He energetically tells every single person to have a wonderful day, in a way that seems really sincere (I think because he is). He probably gets at most $20-30/hr, but he probably makes for thousands of dollars in increased productivity every day with how happy he is. It fucking rubs off, man.Be more happy, make other people happy. It's really wonderful.
>>3352105Yeah. Just the general rage after every episode is hilarious to watch.
>>3352128>Are you afraid you'll enjoy it?YESFUCK
>>3352115Trixie is cute and I enjoy her antagonism
>>3352115>Implying seth didn't rig the vote
>>3352113I like to see massive psychological damage in characters. Especially if it basically turns out that the reason they seemed so one dimensional before is because they were hiding all this underlying shit.It's one of the reasons I love NGE so much.
Otters and seals do not fly.
>>3352130
>>3352130She needs your support more then anything right nowAnd you wont even look at her. You're terrible
>>3352142I'd tell you to grow a pair, but that wouldn't really be in the spirit of the situation.
>>3352132Fuck a horse or a dog, don't you live in Venezuela?
>>3352148see >>3351746You might be my nigga
>>3352086here in middle america, you can count the number of people within 25 miles of you with just your hands.so there's no one around to judge you when you fool around with the ponies and horses on the farm.
>>3352136http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>Dont look at me. I'm not pretty like some of those other ponies
>>3352159What, do I look like a clinic? I'm not made of crutches!How am I supposed to support her?
>>3352178Hahaha ugly horse!
>>3352140What's funny is the rage came from everywhere.I'm a Flutterfag and I was thoroughly confused when all these other Flutterfags were so fucking angry over how she was portrayed in the episode. Meanwhile I'm sitting back, sipping my cognac, and thinking, "that's the fucking point, you retards."Then there were the hurr-every-fluttershy-episode-is-the-samefags who busted out that tired old meme again. That was fun.
>>3352178>ooc greentext RPing
i posted this this morning but was all "nah i'll post it later"so later is now, man
How would the Ponies deal with a villain that has timestop?Since they wouldn't be aware of time stopping when it happened?
>>3352162
>hype trixie up>she only appears in one episode, completely ooc and saying brony memes>she never appears againcalling it
>>3352115I'd enjoy emptying my balls in her mouth while she mocks me
>>3352163thats ridiculous, i don't think id be able to sleep at night if i did something crazy like that
>>3352155They do if you fire them out of a catapult, Dash you stupid bitch.
>>3352038It was to get that other guy to do it, but keep responding, we're really making the thread better
>>3352178Fair enough Dash.I'll be over here reading a book and smoking if you need me.>I don't have time to deal with your bullshit.
Would you let a slightly older, taller, and stronger man pin you down and tenderly kiss the nape of your neck, then forcefully pull off your clothes and fuck you like a bitch?
>>3352205how can she mock you with her mouth full of tiny penis?
>>3352155
>>3352162it said 403 forbiddenwhat now?
>>3352196TOO CHUBBYHE CAN BE LARGE AND BEEFY BUT A FARM HAND SHOULDN'T BE FATHE SHOULD BE MUSCLE FAT NOT CHUBBY FATOTHERWISE THAT'S A NICE PICTURE
>>3352169Is horse pussy any good?
>>3352215This is basically my fetish.
>>3352201You dont. Timestop is the "win" button. You stop time, stroll over then cut their jugular. You win.
>>3352203We all know that the trixie episodes will be the love and tolerance episode
>>3352028wtf does it even mean? spider notes?
>>3352201Isn't timestopping essentially the same thing as superspeed/teleportation in practice?
>>3352215Fuck off, I don't want that shitposting, ERPing genderbending fetish anon to come back here.
>>3352236What about wakfu?
>>3352228i tried to do strongfat but i must have erased my guidelines at least 10 times and i was way too tired for that shit
>>3352215yesgod yesyou know how hard it is to find taller men at my size
>>3352255>Tired>Defaults to obeseRoss Pls.I like your new style though.
>>3352196I'd like this more if he still had the gut, but had thinner/more muscular armsBearmode is my fetish
>>3352196aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3352249what about french hips?
>>3352115I gotta feeling Gilda will be back.I mean, they did go to the trouble of making a toy of her and everything.
>>3352249don't spoil me now
>>3352201>Villain appears before the mane 6>"Quick girls! Stop him!">FLASH>Twilight suddenly has a bucket on her head, Pinkie and Rarity are tangled in a net, Dash is covered in tape, Applejack is in a tree and Fluttershy was pushed over really hard
>>3352215>tfw 325 7'>tfw want to be the little girl
>>3352249Wakfu is dumb because time works really weirdly in their world.Maybe it's because there was no such thing as time before Xelor struck his hammer.
Any coloring requests?
>>3352209It feels good, so much better than jerking off, you've got a warm, tight, and wet pussy clenching around your dick until you explode
>>3352255WELL THENTRY AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE FEELING BETTERTHIS HAS THE MAKINGS OF A REALLY GREAT AND NICE PICTURE IF YOU'D JUST CHANGE THE BODY TYPEI'M SURE YOU CAN DO IT, YOU'RE TALENTED
>>3352115>there will never be a resolution between gilda and rainbow dash
>>3352249It's worth pointing out that Nox utterly destroyed everyone in his path who wasn't a dragon or Eliatrope, who had enough magical ability to still be able to move during a timestop spell.
>>3352282Bullshit
>>3352285
>>3352249Spoilered for actual spoilersThey couldn't beat him, though. He broke himself, when the rewind failed.
>>3352268>french hips friendships
>>3352296325 lbs, 7', man.
>>3352277Oh godIt'd be kinda freaky if the timestop Villain goes all Dio mode on them though
>>3352271>brony pandering
>>3352223ignore that, I clicked the wrong resultanyway, do you have nay recommendations? I feel bad digging through this site
>>3352285Did you post that pic of human AJ ever
>>3352306My god, that's amazing.Can you post a picture?I'm seriously jelly over here. That's like, my dream.
>>3352316
>>3352221Because it's tiny and there's a lot of room to talk around it.Duh.
>>3352201the new spell twilight learned the night before prevents timestop and they use the power of friendship to blast rainbows at the villain.
>>3352240NoAre you fucking stupid or somethingWith Timestop you can set traps and shitThrow knives at people during the time stopPunch them when they can't defendHave someone open a coffin only to put them inside if it while time is stoppedCover yourself in bitches during the timestop so that the guy trying to shoot you can't hit you
>>3352258I'm 6'4". I'm probably taller.
>>3352325I'm fucking obese bro. also, >>>/soc/
>>3352312And?According to you chucklefucks that means she's sure to appear in the cartoon.
>>3352324Not yet, I'm working on that today.
>>3352201the ponies are fucked
>>3352271Makes you wonder if GTBO an BB were switched in their order if it would have had any effect on their popularity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG0VYLOsonI
>>3352340 herewait fuck, It's like 6'.>tfw can't remember own height
>>3352230oh yeah. better than a woman's pussy, too.and yes I've fucked women before they have muscles inside and around you don't find in humans...
Do you suppose that Starswirl would be a timestop type? Or would he be something like Proffesor Zoom?
>>3352340>Obese>At 7'Yeah, I knew you were bullshitting.
>>3352277>Twilight studies her books for days, trying to find a solution>After lots of practice, she's developed a spell to help stop the time stopper>"Ok, round two!">FLASH>Everyone is suddenly touching Twilight's butt>A camera on a timer shutters
>>3352326That was fast.
>>3352348I don't think I"ve ever wanted to dick an OC as badly as I do this one>freckles>chubby>puffy vulva>swollen mare teats
>Beyond good and evil>75% saleShould I?
would you eat a pony made of ice cream
>>3352358Jelly as fuck, did you ever make a mare cum?
http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-andhttp://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-andhttp://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-andhttp://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-andhttp://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-and
>>3352196>deletedyeahokay sureit's a pone board and i posted pone sowhatever the janitor saved me from my shame as is have a snails
>>3352377were you here last night? the artist stopped byshe was nice
>>3352337In some fictional universes, you can't move shit around during timestop, only yourself.
>>3352381no, buy the longest journey
>>3352381nah
>tfw shitting blood
>mfw I'm 300ft tall and weigh 0.03grams
>>3352286still no, if someone ever finds out about that kind of shit, you're fucked for life...
>>3351616We "Fluttershy Wife" now?
>>3352398I_dont_know_this_feel.jpg
>>3352389is your spacebar broken?
>>3352367>Twilight wonders what went wrong>Figures out the Timestopper kept switching the book she was reading
>>3352394how do you make air move then
>>3352398you should see a doctor bro
>>3352390That janitor is STILL here?>4chanx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snREc9TomeY
>>3352404>But do they call me Gregor the bridge builder? NO!
>>3352408I'm sorry, I'm already engaged to Fluttertaur
>>3352286do it you homo, it's worth it, trust me, you can nail the shit out of them and they wink hard
>>3352420in Thief of Time the timestop spell extends a few inches in front of you, thus bringing the air into your timeframe.
>>3352408As long as kids stay out of it. I really, really don't want kids.>That feel when you save up to a million dollars by not raising kidsBut I'd be glad to discuss going on honeymoons, and kissing her after exchanging vows, and carrying her through the door of the house you just bought, and laying her down on the bed still in her gown, and...
>>3352401One day you too will be the little girl, Mr Zeppelin. One day.
>>3352398Is there blood in your stool, or on it? Because if it's just on it, you're a little constipated or dry; drink more water, eat more fiber and greens. If it's mixed in thoroughly, you need to see a doctor right now.
>>3352420Let's not./co/ has been on this one for years.If our older, wiser, angrier and more attuned to 'speedforce' bullshit brother can't work it out, what hope do we have?
>>3352427Hey man, the Janitor is cool.He makes sure these threads are Fluffy free.Even though he seems to be into giantess porn and doesn't delete it
>>3352389http://www.zeldainformer.com/news/comments/rumor-nintendo-attempting-to-negotiate-its-way-into-ownership-of-banjo-andhere is the real link, you dumb faggot
>>3352433u wot m8
>>3351598would you like to be dominated by negashy
>>3352381yes. it'll make you mad they cancelled the sequel.
>>3352390anthro is technically against the rules but i post real bestiality and it stays up most of the time
>>3352398how do you even see this?does it come out as liquid still? or is it as solid as the poop?
>>3352385No. I'd probably put it in a freezer before it melted
>>3352457>>3352457>Aeris>coolha ha, no
>>3351598We all know that feel bro.
>>3352415>"Dear Princess Celestia....">Twilight writes the lesson she learned trying to deal with such an enemy, how its made her a better friends and asks for help on the situation>Gives the letter to Spike to send>FLASH>Celestia receives a letter with really crude doodles of her doing very unprincessy things
>>3352433>I've built a new boat every year with the money I've made selling my old one - I could build a boat blindfolded!>But do they call me Gregor the Boatwright? NO!>But fuck just ONE goat...!
>>3352464I would like to hold her until the evil passes
>>3352474Speak for yourself, fegut
>>3352470i always wipe my ass until there is nothing but blood on the paper, i thought everyone did this??
>>3352457not saying anyone's gotta like it but what especially makes anthro worse than some of the shit that gets posted dailylike that's a legit question
>>3352469Whateversomeones already put it on derpibooru anyway for those who are interested
>>3352474enjoy your lousy 2.3 waifu
>>3352398Is it bright red? You're coolBlack? You are going to die very soon
>>3352115I'm wondering that too. Trixie was a bland and uninteresting character, both design and personality-wise.Gilda, on the other hand, was interesting, and rather sexy.
:|
>>3352472>Implying Aeris is the janitor
>>3352385i like to imagine scootaloo is made of orange and grape sherbet i would eat her
>>3352497No, you have a problemgo see a doc now.
Yo guys what's goin on in this thread
how does it feel to be wanted
>>3352494you love rainbow dash don't you anette?
>>3352448Hey - I thought the pregnancy stuff was really, really sexy.And I'm not even into preg!
>>3352464unf I find Discorded Fluttershy so fucking hot for some reason
>>3352510That comic requires too much thinking to be funny. I like the art though.
>>3352510Lyra now has a fetish for herself.I'm ok with this headcanon.
>>3352513it's truewe couldn't be worse off if they made Ross a janitor
PONY TIER LISTMAGIC KNOB MASTER RACEPURPLE SMARTSNOBBY WHITEALRIGHT MUD PONY RACEPINK THEISTAPPLE BORINGGARBAGE WINGIE DINGIE FLIGHTS AND SINGY RACERAINBOW ASSHOLEYELLOW AUTISM
>>3352507>Blackhow can I see that, pls respond
>>3352522bag of sand
>>3352510>Lyra pushing the bench while magicing itThats kinda cute
>>3352501Because anthro=furry /mlp/ is not a furry board. It's different if it's the diamond dogs or something, because that's how those characters actually look in the show
>>3352513Yeah, we all know who the real janitor is.
>>3352501It's probably not because it was anthro.It's probably because it was a guy.Janitor hates the gay
>>3352536Nigga you're not allowed to identify yourself as a janitor. Part of the rules.
>>3352535Would you be the meat in a Lyra x Lyra cuddle sandwhich?
>>3352510Human lyra should be lying on the bench, not upright
>>3352522no idea
>>3352522by the law you mean?get on tor, download a cp picemail it to your local police department with your name and addresswait
>>3352544>anthro = furrythis is what Aeris actually believes
>>3352526Here is my list of favorite pones. It is correct and yours is wrong
>>3352528Have you ever dealt with a pregnant girl, anon?They're atrocious.
>>3352564BREAKING
>>33525014chan tradition and semanticsBest not to worry about itIt's fucking stupid, I know
>>3352560>zipmeme
>>3352501i dont mind anthro but i dont care enough to fight it to get the rules changed.
>>3352550so than swfpony is a janitor
>>3352559>they both want you to rub their tummies
>>3352567No, that's what moot wrote in the rules.
>>3352560>threatening to spam>when we have a confirmed janitor presenceyour not very smart are you
>>3352567Both are equally horrible
>>3352559In a heartbeat.But which of your sides do you choose to lie upon? And how are the 'spoons' arranged?
>>3352560http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVf2Asef6l4
>>33525711) Rarity2) Pinkie Pie3) Applejack4) Twilight Sparkle5) Rainbow Dash...9001) Fluttershy
>>3352538If there is a very black color in with the stoolAnd I mean BLAAAAACK. Like tar, not just poop. That means you are bleeding eternally Chances are, you probably just have a painless hemorrhoid. It's common and harmless, but if it doesnt go away it could pay to see a doctor
>>3352604>Eternally
>>3352604>bleeding eternallyhow awful
>Implying anyone would let an attention whoreing tripfag who ruined /x/ be a janitor anywhere, even in the board moot hates the mostAnd lets not forget that telling someone you're a janitor results in you losing your janitor powers.
>>3352587What the rule means by "anthro" is "furry."This is different from "anything anthropomorphic," which the janitor seems to believe.
>>3352594You lay on your back and they cuddle up sideways on both your sides. Their little hooves meet on top of your chest and you listen to their little sleepy breathing in stereo
>>3352572I have.Not ALL of them turn into hormonal ultra-bitches who want to fuck you one second and cut your throat the next, you know.
>>3352586>Adopt a slow spin and give equal attention to both.>It looks and feels weird, and it makes you act a bit awkward, but they think it's cute.
>>3352582... Hey, don't fluffy pony threads violate rules 2 and 5?
>>3352515that gives me a great idea >:3
>>3352544>board for cartoon horse discussion>daily horsefuckery>daily horse assesyo idk , that sounds pretty furry to me bro>>3352550not that that's a better answer but I'm more inclined to believe that
>>3352618Since the big mac picture was furry, sounds like it's working as intended
>>3352604I will check
Would you?
>>3352622What if it's Lyra and HumanLyra?I'd probably:>>3352625
>>3352627Yes.Which makes the fact the janitors refuse to delete their threads all the more mystifying.
>>3352586>you lie on your back>they lie on their sides, each facing away from you>drape arms over them and rubOptimal cuddle dual-wielding
i like ponies wot are orangethey look like they would taste good if you licked them
>>3352627Most threads here violate rule 5.
>>3352315anon? are you still here?
>>3352612>>3352613IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>3352642>macNo
Lauren Faust appears before you with a choiceYou may either have 2 Thousands US Dollars no strings attached, or you will be transported to Ponyville and turned into a Pony. You will befriend and fall into MUTLAL PURE LOVE with the Pony of your choice(Mare or Stallion, no fillies, colts or foals though you sick fucks) during the course of a year. At the end of the year you will be able to engage in sex if you wish. You will then get to enjoy 4 years of a happy life with said pony, only to die at very end of the last year at a fast acting incurable disease. Also you're sterile as a Pony so you don't gotta worry about kids.THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND YOURS ALONE
>>3352651Would you lick a Sweetie Belle?Sweet is in her name.
>>3352644>What if it's Lyra and HumanLyra?Then you're fucked. One will boner for hooves, the other bonering for hands. You won't stand a chance, they'll just masturbate.
>>3352642Rub her feet and insist she take a load off after a long day of meetings and Businesstia-type stuff?Mix her a drink and bring her a pillow?Make her as comfortable as I can?In a heartbeat.
>>3352642>mac>3D>mac>old>mac>uglyno
>>3352651
>>3352644Then the pony is in the middle and you wrap your arms and legs around both
>>3352622>>3352625unf
>>3352662Money.Being a pony would be neat, but not for only four years. I'd gladly trade in promises of "true love" for a normal lifespan.
>>3352675HNNGG!!!
>>3352632Let's see what happens then
>>3352662that's a tough oneI would go with the ponyville thing though, I'm going to die one day anyway
>>3352662Money or unavoidable death that leaves my waifu heartbroken and my friends with a hole in their lives where I once was?HM. I WONDER.
>>3352642fat chicks give some nutbusting head
>>3352630No, do another Celestia oneOr a luna one
>>3352662id ask for her autograph and sell that shit for $5000
>>3352679It's 5 years. The first year is falling in love. Then 4 years of being together
>>3352659What if she's running Arch Linux on that mac?
>>3352685>fat male poniesoh mythats something that you don't see aroudn everyday
>>3352679Also, why would I want to be sterile?>>3352696OH GEE ONE MORE YEAR THEN SIGN ME UP NIGGA
>>3352662Gimme the bread.
>>3352695Lauren Faust's autographs are cursed, any who ever possess one in their life time even for a few moment will suffer a terrible fate
>>3352710>/b/readpls go
>>3352704She still drastically overpaid for that hardware.
>>3352704She still bought a mac.She can't be redeemed
>>3352537Fluttershy isn't an autist!I mean, sure, she's terrible in social situation, and stammers and is a social cripple and has a weird interest outside the norm for her particular species which she pursues to the exclusion of all other activities while managing to be both amazingly talented and yet startlingly ignorant of the technical aspects for while seeing the few friends she possesses as unfathomably important to the point of mindless and quiet acceptance of all their demands and eccentricities for her but oh my godOH MY GODI found a nickel!
>>3352666i would lick sweetie anywhere she wanted
So as I pray,Unlimited >Feel Works
>>3352689Better to have loved and lost or to never have loved at all?
>>3352662I make $2000 on every paycheque, after taxes, so it's really just whether if the second choice is worth it or not.It's not.
>>3352662The money.If she's found a way to go there, I can find it too. I can work out all the loopholes and fix that stupid time-limit bullshit.I'm fucking smart, I can work it out.
>>3352572>>3352448>not wanting to make her as comfortable as possible, insisting she take it easy and let you handle things>not wanting to spoon with her, as she puts your hands on her belly>not wanting to hear her whisper "Can you feel it? That's our baby...!">not wanting to reassure her that she's just as beautiful as she's always been as a new life grows inside her>not wanting to hold her hand all the way through childbirth>not wanting to kiss her as she holds your beautiful child, seeing its face for the first timeWhat is wrong with you.This is a beautiful thing you want to miss out on.
>>3352298>>3352374>>3352324>>3352348>>3352375Alrighty, would you guys like a stream as well?http://www.livestream.com/elslowmo
>>3352704
>>3352662>living in a pony utopia>or having 2000 dollars that will last only a minute in a shit worldgee if only this was easier!
Would you dress up your favorite pony in a rabbit costume and make them your little snuggle bunny?
>>3352720Linus Torvalds uses a macbook air.
>>3352642>ChubbylestiaIn a fucking heartbeat. Just so long as she calls me her faithful student.
>>3352738>tfw have long hair and glasses and hairy and obese and browsing 4chan with no shirt because it's so fucking hot and I'm too cheap to run the AC
>>3352662>Take money>Use it to buy a horseHUEHUEHUAHUEHAUAUHA
>>3352731>implying you will ever be able to duplicate the dark and terrible powers of Laurent Faust
>>3352731If you're so smart then why aren't you a pony?
>>3352721http://images.4channel.org/f/src/the%20little%20dolphin%20who%20cried.swfgets me every time
>>3352739>a minutesYou have expensive habits, anon
>>3352752http://www.guidehorse.org/God I want one.
>>3352734Fuck that, I really don't want children.
>>3352754>Lauren Faust is dark and full of terrors
>>3352727That's a bunch of bullshit. Romantic bullshit.Losing love is worse than never loving.
>>3352739Yeah but you only get a few years there and you don't even get to knock up any mares. It's just a shitty deal.$2000 isn't much, but it's better than a five-year death-sentence and being emasculated. Fuck that shit.
>>3352761I exaggerated but you get the idea, 4 years of happiness or a full life of shit?
>>3352324Toddler Rumble is seriously the cutest thing.
>>3352734>not wanting to hear her whisper "Can you feel it? That's our baby...!"oh lordoh lord what is happening to my vision, it's going blurry>I-Implying I'm c-crying
>>3352769>(dr.) Lauren FaustusOH SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
>>3352734that sounds gay as aids
>>3352028Clicking that link turned out to be better than I expected...It's stll shit, but I thought it was going to be some terrible look-alike of one of the main characters' cutie marks.
>>3352764
>>3352741Because of his work not that he prefers it over a normal computerFor most things he still uses a nonapple product
>>3352761fursuits
>>3352737I don't have time for a stream, I am just killing time before bed
>>3352759Quit fucking grinning at me, Scootaloo. It gets bigger when you tug on it
>>3352791applejack irl
>>3351490I don't think so.
>>3352731>spend your whole life searching for Equestria>Die of old age, a broken and dispirited man>A very old Twilight greets you at the pearly gates>None of her family around her>"I waited for you anon. All these years, I knew you'd come eventually">She never started a family>She and you spend your last 15 minutes together, before she has to go to horse heaven it's right next to hog heaven
>>33527395 years, even good ones (if you wanted to be a pony, I don't) isn't worth giving up the rest of my life.
>>3352783Actually I think that Rumble is way younger than the CMC. I mean look at how he speaks and sounds
>>3352791I jelly
>>3352764>guidehorseHow do they stop the horses from shitting everywhere?
>>3352802>they told me there were going to be apples in here.>These are no apples!
>>3352814same way they keep dogs from shitting everywherei imagine
>>3352814How did they stop dogs from shitting everywhere? Oh wait they didn't.
>>3352761I bet I could buy a $2000 macbook or alienware laptop on apple or Dell's website in under a minute.
>>3352811I wouldn't be surprised, actually. Maybe about 5 or 6 to the CMC's 9.I still think Rumblescoot is cute, though.
>>3352805Okay, that made me a little sad.
>>3352393She drew that very picture last night and it hasn't been reposted till now. He'd have had to be there.But yes. She's very friendly and no one crawled up her ass with a blowtorch or anything. I hope we can continue to be amicable with her.
>>3352783I think hes around 5 or 6 in that picture. Also yes, he's extremely cuuute I knooow.
>>3352825>>3352824That's some good hivemind you got there, boys.
>>3352764>miniature horsiwhere do I sign up
>>3352757>Pones dont real, fagrot.I lack discipline.I have friends and family who would miss me.I'm...I'm just so afraid that I'm not worthy of love...and I'm afraid of myself.
>>3352825>>3352824You can't even compare the amount that a dog shits and the amount a pony shits.They are shit factories even if they are small
>>3352803
>>3352825>>3352824They train the dogs. Not sure if they can do it with horses.Also, horses shit a lot more than dogs. Horses pretty much leave a trail of shit everywhere they go. No one would let you take them inside anywhere if you didnt somehow stop the shit.
STOP FUCKING YOUR PONES
>>3352814Same as dogsHowever, they're not as good at holding it as dogs for physical reasons. They can be trained to be hose broken, but if they really have to do, they will
>>3352845Grow a pair, Shinji.And stop thinking about fucking your mom. That's creepy.
if you are talking about rumble you must post pix of this cutest of little boy ponies
>>3352850>Miniature guide horses! Perfect for the blind, elderly, diaper fetishist who's afraid of dogs!
>>3352846maybe they feed the horses meat instead of grass?
>>3352811Little nigga can fly though
>>3352860I don't give a fuck about you, but if you were a pony, who'd look after your mom, huh?!
WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?
COME SIT NEXT TO ME, POUR YOURSELF SOME TEAJUST LIKE GRANDMA MADE, WHEN WE COULDN'T FIND SLEEPTHINGS WERE BETTER THEN, ONCE BUT NEVER AGAIN
>>3352786>>3352765I'm sorry.
>>3352850>>3352846Horses:1) Eat a lot of matter. That's what happens when your diet consists primarily of grass -- you need a lot of it to function.2) Don't have much control over their rectums. They just shit whenever the poop reaches their anus.
>>3352866Thunderlane rapes his little brother nightly. He drugs him up so he doesn't remember
>tumblr>people enjoy the quick suggestive sketches more than the art you actually worked hard onI like the attention but I don't feel good about it
>>3352879because it's 4:30 am and I don't wanna
>>3352770How hard do you think it is for white ponies to keep the fur around their mouths white? Ever have dogs like that? Their mouths look so stained and messy
>>3352178>Dont look at me. I'm not pretty like some of those other ponies That's an incorrect statement!!
>>3352858B-but I never started!
>>3352879i amit's not good though
>>3352840>"Please put me down, Flitter.">"Hmmmm.... nope. Can't do it. Too cute."
>>3352879I don't draw, I write.
>>3352802>>3352816I like real pony of cartoon ponyThey're cute
>>3352887>nobody will ever write a good fapfic on this premisecaptcha: aplacks consent
>>3352734
>>3352784Would you want a girl, or a boy?Would you want them to look like you, or their mother?Who would they take after more?
>>3352911>good fapfic>about that
>>3352885>Eat a lot of matter
>>3352879because i have no talent
>>3352896TrueShe's hideous unlike all the other ponies
Your least favorite Pony of the main 6 is being replaced with your favorite stallion of the same speciesHow does the show change for you?
If you guys haven't yet, get STALKER, it's really good.
>>3352866Aww...I just noticed that those two have slightly similar hair.
>>3352911>implying that is a premise that can stand above horrible
>>3352873Colts are just better at flying
>>3352879working on backgrounds
>>3352929Well, I guess Applejack and Big Mac would have an interesting duo dynamic among the main 6
>>3352866best colt
>>3352920I want a boy that looks like me but takes after her.He'd have her eyes.
>>3352924Jesus christ, did ALL cartoons from before 1970 suck shit through a hose? What was wrong with those people?
>>3352911Good
>>3352945pls tell me this one will be actually good
>>3352835mah nigga
>>3352924Yeah, I thought the same thing when I wrote it.
>>3352876>Whoa. What sound advice...!
>>3352951wowjust no
>>3352951the last panels ruined it
>>3352951le fanon shit
>>3352879Because it's 4 in the morning and I'm in a foreign country with nigger-tier internet on a really old computer with no tablet and I just wanna go home/blog
>>3352903Wasnt there a pic like this?
>>3352947>Hoppip will never build a Rumbling Rumble plush
>>3352951I CAME
>>3352955>hating on Matter-Eater Lad
>implying rumblescoot isn't the cutest thing ever
>>3352952>boy with silly colored eyesHope you like your son getting his shit kicked in at school
>>3352876
>>3352971>oggchan doesn't recognize calls with > in it[1]
>>3352974this one?
>>3352986What kind of autistic school did you go to?Girls go crazy for unique eyes.
>>3352955Nigga you just not say that Matte_Eating Lad suckedHe'll eat you at super speed for that
ITT: people wanting kids for any other reason than fucking with their heads.Wait till they're 15-16, when they're at their most fragile, and over dinner let slip"Jesus, why can't you just be normal?"Watch the devastation.Laugh.Never surrender.I fucking hate kids. I might change my opinion someday, but right now I can't fucking stand them.
post ponies doing cute things together
Applejack? More like AppleSMACK
>>3352983I'd like the idea of them being friends, perhaps when they get older they could romance as in a relationship they've always had, but kids romancing creeps me out..
>>3352951well that escalated fast
>>3352955Fuck you. Matter-Eater Lad took a shit superpower and made it into something awesome.>"You don't wanna mess with me when I work up an appetite!"
>>3352991Worked for me
>>3352992isn't that cloudchaser holding him?
>>3352911
>>3353007>implying Color Kid couldn't wreck his shit any day of the week
Is Perlanon here?
>>3353010yeahI don't know of any with flitter
>>3352997>for any other reason than fucking with their heads.so edgy
>>3352997Me and my parents had a kickass relationship.Yours must've gone bad somewhere.
>>3353015>le Luna face
>>3352997Right now you're at 11 on the "Edgy Teenage Faggot" scale. You need to bring it down to about 5.
>>3352999>hot sauce bottleTalk about a hot date!
>>3353007You know what's the worst part?He's up there with Color Kid when it comes to how powerful it is.But the problem is THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING PLANET OF THEM
>>3352879I am!
>>3352999
>>3353042SB pls
>>3353001They seem to spend more pretending to hate each other.Do you even bickering kids?
>>3353026>2 mares 1 colt tooling some cry
>>3353030Havingagoodrelationshipwithyourparents master race
>>3353034
>>3352920A little girl.It doesn't matter to me who she looks like or who she takes after - I'd adore that little angel just the same.
>>3353034>Bonbon smilingWhat is this fanon shit
can we be oggchan now? I don't really want to talk about the show.
SHEPHERD THE SOUTHWEST WIND
>>3352959we'll seeeeee
>>3353063I want a boy.I wouldn;t mind a girl but I'd prefer a boy
>>3353069Fuck off.
>>3353070OH SHIT NIGGA I FUCKING LOVE MEWITHOUTYOU
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/346871_Mittsies_mlpc_final.swfwe have already discussed this, right?
>>3353069You know what you can do when you're tired of talking about ponies?Go to another board. There's a load of them, and I'm sure at least one will suit your interests.
>tfw most of us probably have some sort of family dream>tfw most of us hasn't found the soulmate to have it with>tfw there's a chance some of us will never do
>>3353001I like the schoolyard crush sort of angle.Nothing sexual though
>>3353000http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URogxWx_aE&t=0m08s
>>3353071you could try doing a bigger projectwakfu flash tier
>>3353053post that pic, I don't have it
>>3353052>"WE'RE NOT PRETENDING!">"WE'RE NOT PRETENDING!">they say this at the same time.
>>3353033>>3353030>>3353029Calm your pash, guys, my parents and I get on famously.It's called humour. I don't really think that is a valid thing to do to people.I don't like the idea of having kids, but I certainly don't want to ACTUALLY ruin lives.I certainly wouldn't create life just to fuck with it. I'm not God.
>>3353079WE ARE NOW NIGGAS, NIGGA
>>3353072The only good thing about having a girl is when you get to intimidate her boyfriends while she's getting ready.
>>3353084I've yet to see anything sexual involving that ship, aside from that one fic about once they're teenagersknock on wood
>>3353083>tfw the only things stopping you from going out to find someone are crippling self-doubt and an abysmal self-image.
>>3353055>That feel when you and your dad regularly went fishing and hunting and he taught you how to fix up your car, that feel when you went to senior prom after your girlfriend taught you how to dance, you played varsity linebacker in high school, and you lost your virginity at 16 and a half>that feel when normalWhat the fuck happened to me
>>3353098but that's not cute at all
>>3353095It's all Crazy! It's all False! It's all a Dream! It's alright is the superior album though.[1]
>>3353098Do I just have to draw sex to become popular?
>>3353092Whatever you say.
>>3353098Not a fan of that guy's stuff, but >mercy for my subjectsThat's great.
>>3353026Oh gosh that face on him is priceless
>>3353081>Ponies gone wild episode 14>two links to FA in the flash>mf in 1 minute
>>3353107>that feel when you're dad is dead>that feel when you clap in his funeral
>>3353083>soulmates existing
>>3353114YOUIWE ARE NOW ULTRA NIGGAS
>>3352993>The girls like him because he's nice and polite and his teachers enjoy having someone so sweet in their class>he might get picked on a little for being "wimpy," but in the end, he has more friends than enemies>one bully pushes him too far by trying to shove one of his friends into her locker, taunting him for being too wimpy to stop him doing it, and learns firsthand he also has his mother's temper - a long, long fuse with a nuke at the end of it.
>>3353132I didn't mean as in "destiny", more like, a female human that I could stand and that she could stand me
>>3353116Doing porn makes you bronyfabulous.That is a dark and terrible path.Draw cute things that we, and you, will enjoy. Things such as a kitchen disaster with Pinkie and Twilight.
HELLO MLPGHOW ARE YOU ?I AM FINE
Kid A is the superior album
>>3353100A friend of mine who is a chef says that when ever her daughter brought home a new boyfriend, her husband would have all his guns out, cleaning them, while she was sharpening her knives in the kitchen. Freaked out more then one. Shit was hillarious
>>3353134I bought both on CD, plus Aim & Ignite (so I could get super saver shipping) just a few weeks ago, after deciding I love them.I do not regret it.I don't really like their earlier stuff though.
>>3353116yes
>>3353083>there's a chance some of us will never do>a chancesilly anon there is no chance at all
>>3353102Does that count?
>>3352951Now with 30% less shipping
>>3353081Protip: Click on the feather that falls off Fluttershy's wing for the secret Derpy scene.
>>3353116nah, you can get popular but you have to do something no one else is.
>>3353135this is how I imagine R63 Sweetie Belle, but without the nuke
>>3353153hahahaha neat, I'd like to be able to do that
>>3353149I just want to meet a girl who thinks like me. someone.....compatible
>>3353152True.Wish You Were Here is the superior album.
>>3353152take your entry level shit elsewhere, patrician
>>3353152I don't like Radiohead.
>>3353168How far in is that? Fuckin' unskippable cutscenes...
>>3353167much better
>>3353169Do I like...draw something so edgy and deep that no mortal being would be capable of perceiving it's true meaning?
>>3353175don't we all anon
>>3353157dude, that's creepy
>>3353145This position means the pony wants you to hug
>>3353176>Wish You Were Here>Not A Saucerful of Secrets, shortly followed by Piper being miles ahead of all their other albums
>>3353152I prefer Neil Young and the Grateful Dead
>>3353081>lesbiansBoring.>futaEw, gross.
>>3353176One of the greatest albums ever made.Although anyone who says Dark Side... is shitty is a tryhard poser, or hasn't listened to it properly.(Also Piper at the Gates of Dawn)
>>3353199I really like The Final Cut.Don't hurt me.
>>33531849deep6u
>mlpg talking about finding someone to lovecan we stop this
>>3353208>Ponymon Snap
>>3353208why is that slowed down?
>>3353158Scootanon, stop projecting.
Glitter Glue is too scared to try to become successful. He can't take it. So he wastes his time in shitty boards and fandoms like this.
>>3353149im going to "stand" you
>>3353187There's a skip button at the bottom of the screen.stupid sexy derpy
>>3353213We don't have to hurt you, anon.You're hurting yourself.
>>3353207>Dadrock
>>3353175I just realized this will never happenit doesn't bother me by any stretch of my imagination
>>3353191draw a bunch of silly comics. everyone likes comics.
>>3353208>watermarkYou make me want to go into the archive and pull up the superior version.But it's late and I have work tomorrow.
>>3353213As long as you agree The Division Bell is pretty bad.
>>3353222>ride your big stupid tracked machine through ponyville>throw apples at everyone
>>3352277>>3352367>>3352415>>3352476This doesn't seem like a new villain at all.This just sounds like Discord being his usual dickish self.
What do you do when you don't have internet?Is there like a list of things somewhere?
>>3353231derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3353228Yeah, he doesn't seem to have much ambition. That's true of a lot of people.
>>3353230Another One Bites the Dust?
Has Stern moved on yet or are brownie morons still flipping out over him?
>>3353207>Neil Young and the Grateful DeadIs that a band? Deathrock?
>>3353251I agree it's bad but I still like it.I just think The Final Cut is the Bombastics of The Wall reduced to a much more personal, listenable level, which is really fun.
>>3353255I usually watch the anime/tv shows I've had stored on my computer for months.
>>3353218but we /mu/ now
>>3353259I want Rainbow Blitz to fuck me
>>3353259Shitty 63 Rainblow Dosh isnt patrician.
>>3353253>you put Applejack out of business because of the huge surplus of apples Ponyville suddenly gotten>
> artfags from tumblr posting their shiti never asked for this. i always thought the artist behind those cute ponies are cute girl. FUCK.
>>3353266I have a fear of breaking the status quo
TIME FOR THURSDAY NIGHT TRACK SWAPPANhttp://trackswap.com/
>>3353199>Implying A Saucerful of Secrets and Piper At The Gates of Dawn aren't just "huehue let's make some cool-sounding shit"Their real albums are 2deep4you
Is the guy who had never heard of fictionmania still here?Are you still curious?
>>3353270No, moron, those are two different bands.
>>3353168
>forgot to link my patriciancorehave some other [patriciancore].
>>3353254Naw, Discord would turn the houses into chess pieces and Rarity's hair into cheese or something
>>3353226better break his hopes now that when they've piled up
>>3353207>Neil Youngexcellent, though he released SO MUCH PURE SHIT throughout his career.>Grateful Deadlargely terrible. Hippies only thought they were good because they were perpetually high while listening to them.
LK did the voice thing... he's got a cute voice.
>>3353208there is something vaguely arousing about seeing rainbow dash hugging all those pretty little fillies
>>3353261guerrilla warfare etc etc
>>3353153>>3353173>"I love this knife - you see that handle? Antler with bone inlays. Blade's wrought-iron. Made it myself, even.">"Sure, it's high-maintenance, but it's the best knife I've ever had.">"Y'know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam comes out of his wounds - Native tribes believed it was his soul escaping from his body.">*schhhhhik.*>*schhhhhhhhhhhhhik*>*schhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhik*>"So how long have you known my daughter?"
>>3353294I'm hereyes
>>3353286Have you seen Hoppip's photo?
>>3353286>vomits uncontrollably
>>3353306post link pls
>>3353306haven't you seen horseclass?
>>3353296I wish I was the bed in this
>>3353312OK so you want some good guy-becomes-girl-then-gets-his-lezbo-on stuff? Or something else?
>>3353310classic
>>3353323http://okiedokielowkey.tumblr.com/post/27596829008/tumblr-accent-challenge-taken-from-rose-your#notes>>3353332what?
>>3353334um yeah that sounds good I guess
>>3353303>Grateful Dead>largely terribleNigga I will cut you.
>>3353342preferably 1st person narrative
Gonna be streaming Penumbra in an hour or so, unless there are like 10 other people streaming.
>>3353342Alright.Search for "Force of Habit"
>>3353341WHY IS EVERYONE DOING THAT
Oh wow Janitor deleted the picture of Rainbow BlitzIt's confirmedJanitor only deletes shit if it's a guy pony
>>3353341How do I download?
>>3353361>fun
>>3353267THATS THE JOKE
>>3353295They've collaborated though
>>3353346I'm sorry. It's just the way it is.
>>3353307Look at the love in their eyes.They'do anything for her if she asked.
>>3353359can't you just link it?please?
Do you guys think pony would be ok with my drinking? Coming to bed every night, warm and a little giddy, slopping wrapping my arms around them and holding her close in the glow of drink?
>>3353352Also get used to using Exact Mutli Search. It's your best friend there.
>>3353362I see your wager and raise you
>That feel when the only T-shirts you own are band or video game T-shirts
>/mu/Well this leaked.What'd you guys think.
>>3353303>grateful dead>badfuck you
>>3353384>barely able to get it up>>3353397>Niggity
>>3353384>Implying Rarity doesn't regularly have just a little too much wine.>Just enough to make her quiet, huggy and open to idle chat about the big things in life.
>>3353402swans suck
>>3353171>>3353135>You can pick on him all you want>but mess with his friends, and he will come down on you like the wrath of God
>>3353341>Lovecraftfucking LK, of course he'd read thatcould have picked a better story though
>>3353303Not a fan of anything that came after the 80's, but their early stuff was great.
>>3353400i only wear tight-fitting tshirts in solid colorsi dont want any catchy phrases or logos distracting people from my sexy bod
>>3353083You will never marry your pony waifu..You'll never marry Twilight at the square in Ponyville, right outside the library full of the books she so adores.You'll never marry Rarity in a fancy palace decorated to the teeth with gold and diamonds, with the attendees all dressed up and all class, noble or not.You'll never marry Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres, all of your close friends and family being the only attendees in the little ceremony.You'll never marry Fluttershy on a quiet, flower-filled moonlit garden, amongst the idyllic voices of nature and the chatter of your loved ones.You'll never marry Pinkie Pie at a big bash of a ceremony, filled with punch, candy, water slides, a bouncy castle, trampolines and the biggest wedding cake ever.You'll never marry Rainbow Dash at a casual wedding, where both of you forgo silly dresses and suits in favor of your favorite clothes.
>>3353306>>3353341Hmm, so that probably was something he recorded himself last night for Renne Quest.>The first in a long line of many to come.
/mlp/ likes Pink Floyd and Radiohead.Not just in a passing way, but actually like the good albums.You become more and more my niggas every day
>>3353400I have one band shirt and one mega64 shirt, everything else was stolen from my brother
>>3353437Because they're all lesbians.
>>3353418>Soundtracks for the Blind was too deep for him
>>3353443>/mlp/We can't be niggas
>>3353428Fun fact: Lovecraft is the most prolific American writer in history, with Edgar Alan Poe a close second. He has littler had hundreds of stories published
>>3353443>pretentious shit musicalso>/mlp/
>>3353437Marriage is for gaylords.
>>3353437Dat nigga does the best personpones ever.
>>3353437>implying wouldn't want to wear a dress for her wedding day>it's the perfect excuse to able to wear a dress
>>3353443>/mlp/Fuck off.
>>3353443>/mlp/You should go.
>>3353392oh boyso many options
>>3353451so is your mother
>>3353466>>3353460Damn you're autistic.I missed a 'G', sorry, faggots.
>pone will never go to Georgia[1]
Is it OK if I do that challenge and post it here? I don''t have aTumblr account.
>>3353437>Twilight and AJ getting married at their places of workdo you even women?holy shit bro have you seriously ever even talked to a girl before?
>>3353463That's not TheLivingMachine
If I die, tell Rose I said hello.
>>3353168Unf. That's the best/only good scene in that flash
>>3353208That outfit is so cute on Dinky.
>>3353483>Implying you'd ever write /mlpg/>Trying to defend yourself as an anonymous posterThis guy...
>>3352534>>3352535>>3352542>>3352561wow really faggets
>>3353485Pones went down to Georgia they were looking for a soul to steal..
>>3353497>Mostly greenCasual.
>>3353497this is not your personal blog
>>3353493Post his shit then, don't leave us hanging.
>>3353497Hello Scherzo
>>3353507You're right, I wouldn't.Because look at the board you're on.You can whine about the 'boat' all you like, you were still banished from /co/.
>Hey anon, I didn't know you listened to instrumental hiphop![1]
>>3353491>do you even women?No...
>>3353491But their work is their home and pridethough personaly I think Twilight would insist Celestia unite the two of us
>>3353487You can do whatever you want, anon. But be aware that at least one anon will get really mad and shitpost about it.
>rarity will never lick the cheese off of your penis
>>3353542that comic made me feel so bad for that dragon..
>>3353508>Rarity>"Oh my Celestia.....her outfit is terrible!"
>>3353515Where I live used to be the major port for MD before Baltimore was built.So I'm quite close to a large quantity of water.
>>3353554>Cheese>not winedo you even dip?
>>3353554right, because i wash my dick
>>3353497>being in the green>not in based redcasual
>>3353340>sitting out on the porch with him>"These were made for throwing. Perfectly balanced. See that?">you hold one out, balanced on the very tip of your finger, right in the exact middle, where the blade meets the handle.>"You gotta pay through the nose for that kind of quality. Tough little things too. You can throw this thing at a ROCK, it won't even chip the blade - mind your feet, there - ">Casually drop the blade so it lands right between his shoes, standing upright>"- and it might even stick!"
>>3353491I can see AJ getting married on her farm, particularly if that's what her family does.Twilight would be all over a huge ceremony, though.
>>3353538New person pls go.
>>3353523>You will never go too far giving your queen a massage and get splattered all over the wall in a gory mess because of it
>>3353538Just because we're in Tartarus doesnt mean we have to suck Cronus dick
>>3353582Nigga I was hanging in the /co/ general before you even knew this place existed.
>>3353563haha can someone post that comic?
>tfw no tumblrI feel like I should make one just to follow around the artfags here I like. Bookmarking everything feels stupid
what if Rainbow Blitz was [gay]?
>>3353599>Implying
>>3353599Oh boy, here we go.
>>3353599i was shitposting in mlpg before you were even a twinkle in your daddies eye
WHAT WOULD EACH PONE ORDER FOR CHINESE TAKE-OUT
>>3353460>>3353466>>3353507>>3353582reallyare we really fucking doing thisholy shit guysstop being so autistic, seriously
>>3353599>Implying you've been here since 2010
>>3353542>woman and ponies will forever be out of your grasp and affection
>>3353599oh boy anonymous pissing contest time!Which anonymous shitposter has the most horse cred? Stay tuned!
>>3353614>Asserting without accurate data.>Actually.Get on my assumptive level.
>>3353610>implying he isn't>that fapfic of rainbow blitz and berry shine
>>3353609That's what I did.
>>3353625>He can't even use capital letters>He calls things he doesn't like autistic
>>3353481Both of them.Your point?
>>3353633I place it all on anonymous 1
>>3353625>autism autism autism autism
>>3353600http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/94/59/3cd36bb422ff3be6fa86290b7941c87e.jpg
>>3353622Pinkie would definitely get that thing were its like a huge combination of everything thrown together
>>3353622After thinking about this for a few minutes that Fluttershy would be a fucking ninja with her chopsticks
>>3353631>every other living being will forever be out of your grasp and affection eccept cats maybe
>>3353657Pu Pu Platter?
>>3353636But if the R63 ponies are supposed to be the inverted sexualization of the Main Six, wouldn't that make him straight as a nail?
>>3353633I'm pretty sure if someone starts a post with 'nigga' we can assume it's intended in jest.>God I hope so.
>>3353614>insinuating
>>3353662>pony using chopsticksBut.....how?
Would you a r63 panka?
>>3353670A cat is fine too
>>3353656Aww.I would totally bro it up with that dragon.
>>3353671She would also just get it for the name and giggle silly each time
>>3353671Poo Putt Platter
>>3353682Very flexible lips.
>>3353687>>3353670>no dogs
>>3353682Willpower
>>3353682Someone post that pic of Fluttershy opening her bag with her wings in PYHD.That's how, nigga.
>>3353682Wings.
>>3353683I would certainly cuddle
>>3353696You and I.We are now friends.
>>3353682Ponies have invented a weird adapter that fits on their hooves.This is also how I like to explain swords and spears and stuff.
>That feel when Wish You Were Here is the only song that can consistently bring you to tearsThe sound of loss and mourning in David's voice is too much to bear. You can almost hear his guitar crying. You can tell he dreadfully misses Syd.When the song reaches "We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl", I break down every time.
>>3353701Couldn't she use magic to do that?
What do you think of when you see this horse?
>>3353710Deep Fried friends?
>>3353700>>3353687you know what i meant
>motherloss is nothing but shitty amateur videos now or generic 18-22 year old camwhores
>>3353712Ys does that to me now. The whole album, but especially Only Skin.
>>3353712YEAR AFTER YEAR.RUNNING OVER THE SAME OLD GROUNDWHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?
>>3353703
>>3353717Humans don't use magic
>>3353672Thats how I wrote him in my fapfic. Voraciously fucking the very few mares in Ponyville.
>>3353724I think "Boy that pony sure is cute. I want to hug it."
>>3353717That's the joke, yes. Thanks for explaining it
>>3353730>mfw that picpffhahaha
>>3353731I'm sorry for your lots, you sick pervert.
>>3353731>its okay because they have all that glorious mare porn
>>3353359physical force? teenagers? dude I'm not going to get into trouble for this shit right?
>>3353724I think of hot dickings and statuatory rape
>>3353729As you call 'em, they call you when they need something.
>>3353747
>>3353752>Account required to search for horseI mean really?
>>3353742Is that a fact?Then why don't you look behind you and tell me IS THIS YOUR CARD?
>>3353731>people actually fap to that how droll
>>3353752They purged all of their bestiality I thought.
>>3353734THE SAME OLD FEARSWISH YOU WERE HERE
Godammit I have a conversation about farting without thinking of you MLPG
What if [pone] was an enjoyable acoustipop band from the 90s?
>>3353753Yes, anon. The FBI watches your packets to make sure you aren't reading any pornographic literature.Unless you live in Syria or China, you're golden.
>>3353731You can just ask us to link to horsefucking, anon
>>3353766>six of clubs>not queen of diamondsworst magician ever pls go
>>3353771>check>it's truethose fuckers
>>3353780What if the mane 6 formed a band?Who would play what?
>>3353780>LaikaSo Celestia's going to send her into space, then euthanize her?
>>3353766Here's a thought;Would pones be impressed if you'd learned a few palms and trick shuffles and such?If so, for how long? Until they worked it out?Would they assume humans could magic, too?
>>3353760Wait, before we go any further, let's have a show of hands.How many of us have them?Friends!>tfw you guys are my best friends
>>3353766Fuck off, Gob.
hi mlpg
>>3353781excuse my paranoia
>>3353792
>>3353792Rarity would play bass
>>3353793>Euthanize>not allow her to freeze after one of the heating units failsAt least that's what I remember it being.
>>3353785>worst magician ever
>>3353810Applejack should play the drums.
>>3353804I thought that was a dick in the thumbnail. Surely I'm not the only one.
>>3353804That is not a cute pony and you should stop having the same head set as me.
>>3353810dem snouts
>>3353810>Applejack on piano>Fluttershy singing>Not Rarity singing on the piano
>>3353731>and even doing a search for 'rape' puts you on their shitlist
Would you submit to your favorite stallion?
>>3353793Our mother should have just named you Laika.>Why am I just responding in lyrics now?>Oh, because it's 4:15 am and my brain is hkjkglks;lk',ine
>>3353830I did for like three-quarters of a second
>>3353810>Not Applejack on drums>Not Rainbow Dash on Guitar>Not Rarity on keys>Not 2.3 in the back playing the triangle
>>3353776>person sitting next to you on the bus farts>you close your eyes and imagine your favorite pony just fartedevery time
>>3353840Yes. I would be Soarin's slave any day.
>>3353840Submit? You mean like......a paper for his review?
>>3353837>and even doing a search for 'rape' puts you on their shitlistwat
>>3353848Nigga those arent lyricshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika
>>3353771Dammit it was the best place to find that shit.Now I have to go to shitty sites like zootube that have limited views.
>>3353860"So, do you think it's a valid theory?""Eeyup."
>>3353863
>>3353810>Fluttershy>Publicly singing>Not singing from behind the curtains
>>3353860>You submit a paper to the Journal of Applied Stallion Sciences>It's titled "Please oh please let me cum oh my god I'll be your slut just let it happen
>>3353859Would you instinctually lift your rear and lower your head when you saw him approach? Would he even acknowledge you as he roughly perched himself on your back?
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DROP THE BASS
>>3353840I'd never submit to anything, but I'd love to roll around in the grass with humanized Mac while my hands run over his muscles and I lick and kiss at his warm, apple-cinnamon scented neck
OH GOD NONO GODI NEVER NEVER ASKED FOR THIShttp://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/post/27601488546/reblog-with-your-character-and-you
>>3353870I know about Laika, for fuck's sake.It's a lyric from an Arcade Fire song.
>>3353860>you will never get away with plagiarizing a paper and submitting to Big Macintosh>Big Macintosh will never punish you in a way he deems "appropriate"
>>3353863What is Fluttershy even doing?
>>3353869Try it. They took down all the videos with the tag, and made it a black flag so the site logs your IP address as 'somebody who search for rape'.
>>33538871) Yes2) If he did, I would hope it would be in a very condescending way.
>>3353863>>3353877>Twilight on synthI can see that.
>>3353890Ewww gay. More submission pls.
>>3353878this made me imagine Pinkie doing the scene Make'em Laugh and it made me smile
>>3353891AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3353804Jessy. plsplsplspls
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1217453?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3353419>A PTA/Schoolboard conference at your child's school>You go with Fluttershy, listening to their idle prattle, until the open forum segment begins>someone brings up bullying, citing the incident with your child>one of the councilmembers dismisses the idea that bullying's a problem compared to the way it used to be>someone in the audience agrees, saying the anti-bullying programs of today aren't necessary - children deserve some browbeating if their parents never teach them to be tough. They don't teach their kids to defend themselves, they turn out weak, and bullying helps to cull the wimps.>it's the biggest load of shit you've ever heard. People catcall and boo, telling him to shut up, as he rants on that bullying should be encouraged as a way to toughen kids up.>Your wife gives you a look - you know she's angry from how tightly she's gripping your hand, even before you see the fury in her eyes.>She stands up, righteous anger radiating from her as she quietly gets up to the podium, taking the floor, and calmly tearing into him, giving him the most brutal verbal shutdown of his life.>she puts down the microphone, takes her coat and walks out of the auditorium, you hot on her heels.>Ten seconds of silence pass before one person starts to clap>soon the entire room is applauding.>you can hear them as you hold her outside in the parking lot and she berates herself for losing her cool.
I wish I was special...
>>3353885>they put it on the pile 300 high of papers that are the exact same
>>3353895>A single word qualifies as a lyrics from a specific song above all else
>>3353919>Celestia, Luna and Twilight singing Good Morning to You
>>3353923Is that a woman?
>>3353550OK.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/RoseChallenge.mp3Most of the time was preparing not to drop my spaghetti during the passage part.
>>3353895>Anon posts a song called Laika>OH BOY TIME TO POST ARCADE FIRE LYRICS
>>3353792Filly Foolers for life!
>>3353939>The line I posted in response to the single word was lyrics.>You are an idiot.
>>3353951No, that's a man.
>>3353960>You areIdiot it's your're
neigh
>CMC confirmed for S3
>>3353951Yes.It's not a fair photo since it appears to be taken with a shitty camera.>>3353963The commissioned us for that plush they're holding, I've seen their paypal info, they're female. It's like you've never seen a real woman before.
>>3353487wait what what challenge?
>>3353982Your're an idiot.
>>3353991>you will never own a battlestation like Alex S'
>>3354009>pinkyfuck it, I still would.
>>3353991
>>3353487http://okiedokielowkey.tumblr.com/post/27596829008/tumblr-accent-challenge-taken-from-rose-your#notes
Does anyone have that "/co/'s essential movies" image?
>>3354016Yoda pls.pls.
>>3353993>It's like you've never seen a real woman beforeWho needs real women when you have ponies?
>>3353932So fuckin' special...
>>3353991>>3353991>>3353991It's officialS3 sucks
>>3353991HOLY SHITthat poster is awful
>>3354002Why dont you go look it up you'reself
>The Chicago Cubs will never beat every team in the league
>>3354052Youns guyses are retarted.
>>3353891>>3353891THE PASTA.... ITS OVERFLOWING... SPAGHETTI... RAVIOLI...CANNELONI...SORRENTO...MACARONI...ALL OF THE PASTA
Is that other anon who liked Ten Stories here? Any other 2012 albums you liked?
Splotch butt quest when?
>>3354038that song describes how I feel around girls>that feel
>>3354086Never
>>3354086Saturday.
>>3353991Good News everyone.MANE6 CONFIRMED FOR SEASON 3
>>3354107NO FUCKING WAYYOU TROLLIN
>Tess doesn't like crotch teatsI mean okay most pictures have hideously large ones but how can one not like the small cute tiny ones?Can someone post that picture with the cute small teats? I lost it
>>3354107Don't quote me on this, but I heard a rumor that music was confirmed for S3.
>>3354107I call bullshit>yfw Lyra is part of the main cast in S3
>>3353891>everyone is posting picture with pony>that 1 guy who posts his normal fursonalost my shit
>>3354085hey I'm hereyou probably will hate me now and declare us as no more niggas butvisions and shrines2012 was a poor year
>>3353991His chair is way too high to work comfortably at.
>>3354107BRONY PANDERING!
>>3354083That has got to be my favorite scootaface ever.
>>3354130if he don't like em, he don't like em
>>3353891>>3354083It's like it's facebook.I hate all of them and their blogs.
>>3354131Season 3 is going to be terrible
>>3354131I heard it will have episodes
>>3354139Need link to that comic
>>3354158shut up, Scootalina
<-ECMajor looks kinda normal
>>3354165>except AJ and Scootaloo
What if Scoot has Earth Pony parents and the reason she can't fly is that no one trained them
>>3354180I'd hang out with him if he didn't want to fuck horses.
>>3354180Looks like that guy who parks at the car and just stays in his car, staring at the children.
>>3354180>shaved head but for mauve sideburns>normal
>>3354180if only he shaved the shit beard and ear hair and dressed like a nonfaggot
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1217487?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeLOTS AND LOTS OF GUNS AND MAFIA
>>3354180Compared to who????
>>3354142I don't care for Grimes, and I haven't heard the other one.I saw Grimes live, she was terrible. Came on after [pic related], all the hipsters pulled out their joints at the end of the set and complained about them running late (never mind everybody was running late at this festival, and they were fucking jamming)Faggots cheered more when they saw Grimes walking around backstage than at the start or end of the set.
>>3354193*at the park. i meant.
>>3354180LMAO2 TWI2 TWI
>>3354209shut up winston
>>3354180He kinda makes me think of a younger, gayer David Cross.
>>3354151I actually thought this one was kinda cute.
>>3354191>implying that you don't want to fuck horses
>>3354180he must wear his goat fursuit during sex
>>3354166Can't find on sad panda.sorry ;_;
>>3354186What if Scoots has a giant Roc for a parent and she goes on adventures with that Roc and also Rainbow Dash?
>>3354232I'm not fully prejudiced against OCs.Something like one out of every ninety is pretty damn cute.
>>3354237Yo likeno homo butthat's a sexy-ass fursuit right therethose fuckin' hips
Would you a monstergirl?>>>/a/68827578
>>3354216well I'm indifferent, I like the album howevershrines is by purity ring, if you like blop blips you should give it at listenwhat's your 2012 AOTY?
>>3354254Yes, I would that Impala or what the fuck ever.
>>3354214 compared to MLPG
>>3354232Kinda looks like R63 klondork. I'm okay with it.Also>That kid who owns that OC hanging around these guys.Heh... poor kid.
>>3354237I'm still waiting for him to do some poses
>>3354243>Doda the Roc is voiced by Queen LatifahS-see, because Bubbe is Yiddish for "Granny"... and "Doda" means "auntie"... s-so...!
why she is so fucking cute
>Mafia server error
>>3354279she's got fine legs too
>>3354276I like it.
honestly MLPGdo you even _________________
>>3354268>MLPG>the only thread for people who actually pretend to be normal when they're not talking about horsefuckery>Less normal than ECMajorI think you have your shit backwards.
>>3354284Please stop bringing that game here, leave it in your steam circlejerk.
We chill?
>>3354305I chill
>>3354305reasonably>>3354300oh wait I guess not
Tess sounds so cute
>>3354261hard to say. Ten Stories is right up there, for me. Hard for me to think in AOTYs, really. 1999 is my favorite rap so far, Caravan Palace - Panic is my favorite pop so far, Ten Stories my favorite "Rock", Young Man in America my favorite folk
>>3354265Gosh, as long as he stayed in that thing, I wouldn't mind dryhumping it in all sorts of positions to orgasm
>>3354300speaking of steamwhat's everyone's wallet pain so far? I'm up to $43
>>3354300There aren't that many people in steam, and there's enough interest from non-steam MLPG to warrant posting links here.Get dunked.
>>3354294>2012 >not _________________ing every dayISHYGDDT
>>3354274GDI pidmon needs to start hiding his power level.Seeing his questions in other people's tumblrs actually makes me want to punch the darned guy.
>>3354297I don't know....I'm not really that normal. I look like I stepped out of the seventies and everyone who knows me knows my favorite thing in the world is cartoons... But no one will ever know of my love for pone.
>>3354279She voices the two cutest characters on the show. It's only appropriate that she be adorable as well.
>>3354289 i wonder if she shaves her pussy
>>3354300not everybody in mafia is in the steam chat circlejerk
>>3354313post link, i want to hear her voice.
>>3354341
>>3354314>Young Man in Americayes, we still niggas
>>3354314 hereOh, and Diablo Swing Orchestra is my favorite meal, but it's the only meal I've bothered to listen to so far this year, so there's that.
>>3354349>fuck you reading is for eggheadshttp://itsatess.tumblr.com/post/27602792118#notes
>>3354351It doesn't rival Hymns or Hadestown, but it's very good.
>>3354341still can't get over the fact that Fluttershy and Pinkie are voiced by the same person
>>3354349wait, wait.....Tess is a girl?
>>3354349>her
>>3354349Wait a minute...Tess is a girl now?I FUCKING KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
>>3354370No.
>>3354358hahaha he sounds so gay. It _is_ cute.
>>3354358Isnt tess a name for little girls?
>>3354355>Diablo Swing Orchestra♥
>>3354276Close!In Yiddish it'd be Mume or Tante (Mu-meh/Tan-teh). Doda is Hebrew.I do kinda like the sound of it, though.>"Bye, Doda!">"Byebye, Bébé! Have fun out there! AND BE SAFE! Keep her safe, you hear me, Rainbow Dash?">"Yeahyeahyeah - whatever! Let's go!">"ADVENTUUUUUUUUUURE---!">"Ooooooooh, that blue pony is NOT a good influence on her...!"
>>3354367it isexcuse me now while I read this transgender fapfiction
>>3354369You can really tell when Fluttershy gets louder, but yeah, she has great range. It's also worthy of noting that she sings as Fluttershy but not as Pinkie for some reason.
>>3354358Oh wow, he does sound so cute.
>>3354389Aren't you in a thread about cartoon horses made for little girls?
>>3354405Have you heard the [daytrotter sessions] versions of the songs from it? I think I prefer them to the album cuts.Enjoy your getting fucked.
>>3354341>mfw she was practically ignored at spaghetticon
>>3354410Im a little girl.
>>3354389Isn't Tess a fuck you my name is manly as Hell.
>>3354180>>3354180>>3354180>>3354180aahhahaAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAASKGFHSDKHVEFHB> portrait of real horsefuck
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1217512?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3354420I think she prefered it that way
has rose done the tumblr meme where she posts asshole, or the one where you post picture with ponysona.
>>3354423Prove it.
>>3354420Tara was too busy attention whoring.I would have bro'd it up with Andrea if I had been there.
>>3354434I still get server error... is it only me?
>>3354420good, i don't want her to get annoyed by bronies like Nicole Oliver
>>3354428No, is a name for little girls.>>3354438B-But how?
>>3354428You from out West, Tess, or up North? Sure as hell ain't Southern. Sound sorta like a New Englander.
>>3354420I kind of think she wanted to be. I mean, she probably really appreciates the attention she does get for her work but I don't think she's fame-starved like Tara Strong.
>>3354428Not really
>>3354453Oh wow, that picture.She is never going to another convention, is she?
>>3354453>that pictureholy shit I love nicole oliver even more now
>>3354454Well, if you're a little girl, you should know
>>3354468Seems like she had fun at ComicCon...>seems
>>3354450Log in before you follow the link
>>3354477I know that.
Fuck this shit I'm gonna fap to Andrea Libman, don't know how to do it but damn I'm gonna try.
So does anyone else love to watch the 60's-70's shows on the evening Hub while waiting for pone?
>>3354468Never going to bronycon again at leasttara will go to bronycon forever though, it's totally her thing now
>>3354453>>3354453> that_fucking_smell.png
>>3354454Sheyit.>>3354456Southerner raised to speak "normal" English.Which is funny at family reunions where half everyone speaks redneck or hick.
>>3354468actually she is already confirmed for another of the big ones, i can't remember which oneshe clearly is annoyed by bronies, but probably she keeps going for the kids , i think
>>>/v/147741720I heard Dead Space was scary. Should I pick it up?
>>3354508So that´s why you are Applejack.
>>3354508>Southerner raised to speak "normal" English.Heya.
>>3354508DRAW
>>3354453Nicole confirmed for best VA at Bornocon.You think she would've learned her lesson after last years event.>Will all the children please come to the front?
>>3354518unless typcal monster pop ups is your definition of terror, then it is scary.it isn't, but still is a fine game
>>3354453You know what we should do? Send Miss Oliver a child. She must have missed them at Spaghetticon.Seriously though, someone should at least send her a thank-you basket for putting up with all those... people.>>3354508That's funnier than it should be. As a "Southern" fellow myself, even though I endeavor to avoid falling into colloquialisms I can't help but pronounce "New Orleans" as "Nawlins" and other minor slips of the tongue.
>>3354518fake
>>3354526At least she prepared more this time
>>3354518>MLP easter eggs in DS3one more reason to not buy it!
>>3354518It's not really scary, no, but it's fun as hell.
>>3354542Yeah. Probably had a can of neckbear mace hanging off her belt.
Amy Keating Rogers @KeatingRogers I'd love to share my version of #PiggyDance, but I don't have access to a recording booth to make me sound lovely. Thoughts, #Bronies?
>>3354539I don't think she hates bronies, it's just that kid in the picture decided to be an asshat.
>>3354453>>3354468>>3354479>>3354500>>3354515>>3354474>>3354502>>3354526Honestly, I felt bad for her.Her microphone shorts out during her introduction, and then she has to deal with dumb questions, technical failures, and Tara's attention-whoring.She probably goes to these things hoping there's just ONE actual fan of the show who doesn't just want to get her to say things in Celestia's voice.
>>3354539I say y'all like nobody's business, but that's just about the extent of my southern breeding.Unless I'm lit, in which case expect a bit of a drawl.
>>3354518
>>3354508>>3354539>>3354523How are you guys?Raised in the Midwest, now living in the Mid-South. I loosen my accent up a little, toss in a few "y'all"s here and there, but I still sound pretty not-southern.
>>3354587what kind of reaction is that
>>3354594Was wondering when we'd see him.
>>3354594SnailsWhat is this for?
>>3354594>not choosing femsnails>specially during heat
>>3354594Who´s the pony in the right?
>>3354594>implying you're the real GG
>>3354520HASBRO KNOWS.>>3354524It's time for bed night night.>>3354539I pronounce t'morrow, Mondee, Twosdee, marshmalleh. I say y'all or you guys whenever I feel for whichever.And then some words I pronounce all different ways. Agin, agayne, agen, so on so forth.I'm not even joking by the way about the hick part. Some people show up holes in their teeth or most missing.They're all great though so I don't mean to down talk 'em.
>>3354605sent pls
>>3354594So you're never going to draw in a boy version of that one crushed kid, are you?
>>3354594I hate that fat pony in all incarnations.
>>3354603Roly Poly.
>>3354589Well, as a Virginian, my accent isn't too bad, compared to the Deep South, anyway.Still peppered with y'alls and other such things. Tends to get worse if I decide to exaggerate it, though don't expect me to pull off a Foghorn Leghorn skit in entirety.
Since we seem to have slowed down a bit, what is your opinion on Generation 1 and MLPTales?
>>3354594who is the new pony
>>3354594FEMALE NATHANPONE
>>3354620Is that some kind of oc?
okay whatis her dad going to get it on with this guy now?
>>3354610Do I need to change my 4chan generated filenames now?
>>3354631dyewts
>>3354603>>3354626It's the chubby grey colt that hugged Twist.
>>3354569>I don't think she hates bronies,well of course she doesn't hate them, that's why she keeps going to conventions fulll neckbeardsbut she is indeed annoyed by themdidn't you hear her talking during the closure ceremony at bronycon?her speech was forced as fuck and she sounded so annoyed
>>3354620>>3354631Chubby, Truffle Shuffle, Nathanpony, whatever.
>>3354640No.>>3354645Right.
>>3354594Must keep the ship pure. Twist and Snails.
>>3354624G1 has its charms, but its mostly ugly looking and have very few characters who actually get personalities beyond one ten minute episode.Tales is fun as shit because of how horrible the ponies are to each other, but it might as well not be ponies with how they move.
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 89Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: AverageFlavor of the day: DraggiePost count for 07/19/12: 5811I can't even remember anything intersting happening. Some rumors about Howard backpedaling or something similarly uninteresting.Some greentexts and stuff, but overall not much happening.Somewhat of a chill day, other than a random thread deletion.
>>3354589Raised all up and down the east coast. From SC, to Maryland, to Georgia and then all the way back to SC.I was raised to speak the usual English because Mom wanted her kids to sound proper.
anyone like gay male trixie?http://www.livestream.com/mldoxy
How's it going MLPG? Are we chill this evening?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1217541?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3354675>I was raised to speak the usual English because Mom wanted her kids to sound proper.>Rarity is his favorite pony
>>3354681>aspirant in charge of release datesDo you work for EA? ALl these delays with you.
>>3354681I'm sleepy
>>3354681Chill enough, I suppose. How'd your get-together go?
>>3354689At least I'm not putting on an accent that doesn't really exist.
>>3354681it's 6 am and I haven't slept yet
>>3354673>Howard backpedalingthat was so obviously fake i feel embarrassed for you leth for even believing it for a second
>>3354681>eveningfuck, already?
>>3354631
>>3354681Tired, I have to work in 12 hours. But I want to stay up and pony with everyone. Do I abuse my medication a second time and stay up for a forth straight night?
>>3354699Nigga if you just said what I thought you siad, I'm not really sure I woke up at 3 AM so I can't brain, I'll CUT YOU
>>3354716Dude, seriously. Sleep.
>>3354699It DOES exist, though.The only problem with it is that it's always affected.
>>3354681Have fun?
>>3354681Hey, you should do this challenge thing:http://krabbshack.tumblr.com/post/27598399599/tumblr-accent-challenge-taken-from-knighty
>>3354692I had an unexpected guest. And it was the last time I'll see him, so I felt it was important enough to warrant a delay.>>3354696Good, thanks for asking. Lots of fun. Goodbyes that end with me knowing I'll never see them again kind of suck, but at least I had the pleasure of knowing them for a few years.Not the first time I've had to say goodbye forever to someone I care about. Probably won't be the last. >>3354716You should get some sleep man.
>>3354613I call her Tootsie Flute.
>>3354716Ooh. That doesn't sound healthy. Maybe you should just get some sleep. It's not like you're really going to miss anything.Trust me, I was in the same position for the longest time, but then something happened that let me stay away from the generals for long tracts of time. The biggest thing I 'missed' was the crystal kingdom song leak and that terrible oc villain thing, all of which I was caught up on within 24 hours on my first visit back.
>>3354729>linking mineWHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS
>>3354729IS THIS THE NEW KIND OF CIRCLE JERK THING TO DO?
>>3354735>And it was the last time I'll see himWhyDid he found out he has a terminal illness that will kill him in a few days?
>>3354718I'm not sayin' anything.I'm just sayin' Rarity's wearin' an accent that doesn't actually exist.>>3354725It's Mid Atlantic (if I'm not mistaken). I mean yeah it exists, but (according to Wikipedia) it's something that's pretty much taught.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English
>spent last half hour working on vocaroo for stupid tumblr challlange>dont have anyhting to upload withwell fuck oyur shit
why is rice such a messy food to eat at your computerI'm quite skinny and I still get this shit on me
>>3354753THAT'S IT I"M CUTTING YOU
>>3354742>>3354741>>3354735>>3354722Fine. Better not do anything interesting, or at least save it.
>>3354652So she's our Spock.Our little "why the fuck are you all so obsessed with this shit" pony VA.Our collection is complete.
>>3354753>tdw thanks to this show mastering the mid atlantic accent is one of mydreamsOne day...I mean I knew about it and I liked it before the show but it made me realize how much I love it
>>3354754>dropboxCan I refer to my account please?
>>3354753your momo doesnt actually exist
>>3354756learn to eat. or cook.
>>3354768fine I drunk anyway
>>3354622>>3354675>Born in NE>Grew up in SD and a not-southern-sounding-at-all area of VA.>Now living in TN after a few years in MNI feel really out of place sometimes, but the people I've met are really nice, so honestly, I think I could stand to stick around.
>>3354680Not particularly.I did kinda like that Nega-Trixie someone was posting about a while back - the crappy but likeable magician who everyone thinks is a comedian.
>>3354772http://pastebin.com/nHrP9BLg
>>3354756Use more water when cooking it.
>>3354746Nah, nothing that severe. He's just moving out of this college town to the other side of the country, where his hometown is, and I'll be moving out back to northern Indiana.We'll likely not see each other again, some bizarre circumstances not withstanding. Chances are still better for me to see him again than some other special individuals, but that's treading blog territory.>>3354729I don't have a tumblr to post the results on. Besides, I'm a Midwest guy. No fancy voice to speak with.
20 hours straighti have seen every timezone passing by, understanding deeply the fabric of mlpg itselfi have reached the enlightenment
Alright, quick poll: What do you call a soft drink?Soda, pop, soda pop, coke, or fizzy-bubble-water?
>>3354797coke or soda
>>3354797Soda.
>>3354797Soda or pop, interchangeably.
>>3354766Watch Frasier. He and Niles speak with it.It'd help get you used to high-brow humor, too.It's not proper to resort to any crassness in such a refined-sounding accent, now, is it darling?
>>3354797SodaLike AJ
>>3354797what it says on the bottle
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/wu3mc/a_brony_in_need_of_advice/
>>3354797SodaCoke is only Coke if it's Coke. Anthing else is dumb
>>3354797Soda, like a human
>>3354756Wash it a few times before you cook it, if you don't want it to clump together.
>>3354797Coke.
>>3354797Soh-dah.
>>3354797soft drink
>>3354797I call it whatever it says on the front, otherwise refer to it collectively as soft drink.
>>3353923Aww, I actually like that blog.its cute
>>3354782thanks anyway, but I'm too drunk to figure this out right nowIf this is still a thing tomorrow maybe
>you will never be a lamby who greets his mammy
>>3354797>mfw Americans call pippledy-poppledy nosey-ticklewater "soft drinks."
we need new horse
>>3354797Chilly fizzy cylinder.
NEW HORSE>>3354849>>3354849>>3354849>>3354849>>3354849
>>3354854I like the discussion going on in the background
>>3354859THIS HORSE IS JUST FINE ANON
>>3354797Soda, because I hate the way the word "pop" sounds, which is what everyone around me called it while I was growing up. If anyone had ever called it "sodypop," I probably wouldn't have been able to stop myself knocking them on the head with something heavy.I could probably stand calling it "coke" now that I live in the south, but I think I'll always revert to "Soda."
>>3354848Did a new episode leak yet?
>>3354797>be younger me>always call it soda, never heard it called anything else>family drives to nj to see cousins>aunt says "pop">my fucking face when>image limit>have no face
>>3354884I've been in the south for nearly two decades, and while I've never liked using coke except for actual Coke, enough people use soda day to day that it never bothered me too much.Most people get Dr. Pepper anyway.
>>3354898>have a bunch of southern family>they all call it soda because they're not from the midwest and they're not retarded.
>>3354594It must be female nathanpone
