Cute ponies edition.
inb4 marker
>le rape
>FaceFluffy what are you even doing anymore
>VA is olderSWEETIE BELLE DIES
>>3348506I don't get it, these are all ugly as fuck.
>>3348501
>>3348506...It's like she's trying to strike a sexy pose while being very worried about leaving the oven on
>>3348506>"A-all right... I'll... I'll do it. Just don't hurt my sister! If I do what you say, you let her go...!"
>>3348516I bet you hate real women too.
>I will never be as good as ross
>>3348506it's because his computer isn't good enough
>>3348519
>>3348535Fluffy please goThey look more like dolls than actual women
>>3348540your hands are better then his, at least
>>3348540Well your expression and hands are better than his.
>>3348540you made her hips wider than he did
describe, in detail, how each pony would respond to the loss of their mother
>>3348545>you will never be gang banged by dozens of futa mare Rainbow Dash's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzyfVnIzFQIT BEGINS
>>3348553IT'S HIS STYLE GOSH YOU CANT CRITICIZE THAT
>>3348553>then
>>3348362Claire is adorable. Even if she's trying to be a vegetarian.And I like her dad too.
>>3348561Poorly.
>Everything Fluffy draws is dead and lifeless
>>3348561badly
>>3348540so ggyou gonna draw more ross humans eh
>>3348563>you will never feel every single cyan dick's throbbing veins around your anal walls as it fills your innards with sticky strands of pone semen
>>3348564>mightyshockwaveDoesn't he post here?
I wanna drug and sex Applejack. Then I want to bind Rarity to a chair so she can watch, and know that she's next.
>>3348584>those dead lifeless eyes>a soft breeze could knock applejack over
>>3348584
>>3348561Join my two best friends in finding my cutie mark
>>3348584Ehhhhh......
>>3348577her dad was dr. tofu on the english dub of ranma 1/2 and now i'm watching his daughter on a pony showalso shampoo is a dragon nowvoice acting is such a small world
>>3348564if that isn't lyra and bonbon dancing around being silly i dont care
>mfw Sweetie will one day stop her voice cracks
MoonQuest is in 1 hour, 25 minutes (barring any delays).Who's excited?
>>3348607Applebloom what are you doing here.
>>3348584>Those dead, soulless eyes
>>3348595u n f
>>3348595that's horrible, i don't want to sexually abuse the ponies at alli want them to sexually abuse me
>>3348623I was but it's late
>>3348584Fluffy is deadjust pray for his lost soul, if you believe in hellnow he is just a ghost
>>3348623I am though I doubt I can play.
>>3348630>4088x5000THAT'S NOT THE DIMENSIONS I TOLD YOU TO MAKE IT
>>3348624but it could be scootaloo
would your favourite pony ever rob a gas station
>>3348630>4088x5000YOU FUCKED UPYOU ONLY HAD ONE THING TO DOAND YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>3348584Well you made me check his DA for the first time in ever>Twilight's face
>>3348623sentenal better not fucking participate
>>3348666WHY
>>3348664
Started a new vector today.
>>3348652
>>3348564>>3348610wait I take that back, it's great after having actually watched it
>>3348655yes, pinkie would jokingly rob a gas station as a prank and give them all the money back afterwards
>>3348683>boneitis
>>3348655>"EVERYBODY GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! Big Mac - Take care 'a the register - me and Mr. Baseball-Bat-under-the-Counter here are gonna have a little chat..."
>>3348666>yfw Fluffy probably made Twilight/Tara porn>In 3D
>>3348666>Welcome to the Uncanny Valley
>>3348655No. Cause that's not a very honest thing to do. You should work for your money.
>>3348668Don't worry, I won't. I'll just cap it.
>>3348666fucking shit fluffy what are you doing
>>3348666>666how ironic
>>3348694>EEEEEEUP SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>3348684God damn fan service
>>3348714run into my arms, fluttershy!
>>3348714wait whatnonoooooo
>>3348714Brazil pls go
>>3348595switch that with Twilight and Spike
>>3348666
>>3348666>This is my sister, she's a bit *special*. Say hi Twilight>guuuhhhhhhh
>>3348736HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA
WELL SINCE NO ONE POSTED
>>3348714Yes Fluttershy i will give you a hug, just pls stop walking like that.
>>3348714>that stiff awkward animationdo they even watch the show
>>3348666That bottom left post just looks inhuman.
>>3348693what
>>3348714WHy is a fluffy pony following fluttershy?
>>3348743It was posted earlier
>>3348577claire and her friends are very cuteif only i was a teenage boy again so i could be awkward and not talk to them
>>334873610/10
>>3348745It's like the animators arent even trying to make them move like horses anymore.
>>3348714>more fucking human posing>stiff animation
Just reminding you : You've benefited from discrimination Cis Scum.
>>3348750>Not knowing Futurama
>>3348743why isn't that on my face
>>3348754WHERE
>>3348743that pony is risking colic and that's a bad thing for poniesa very very bad thing
>>3348584>>3348666http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXq3r1Kq0Q
>>3348714her tailmust be absolutely filthy. look at how it just drags along the ground like that
>>3348743It got posted in link oform earlier becuase the delete happy janitor was up and about
>>3348694>>3348712DAMMIT APPLEBLOOM THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET YOUR CUTIE MARK
Wanna ride?
>>3348770u mad nigger?
>>3348775I meant the >context
>>3348745the person who made the gif cut such a small set, right after she lifted them and ends when it cuts. it looks so much longer than it is and that it loops doesn't help
>>3348770Wow, that comic is incredibly racist against whites.
>>3348783Those are extensions. No big deal.
OH HELLO THEREhttp://mixermike622.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d565bsi
>>3348770you're assuming that i don't agree with the point of this comic and that i'm white
>>3348791>tail snapI know it makes sense, but it's still ugly
>>3348808>This is what Republicans really believe
>>3348791i just want to pick her up, hug her non-sexually, and leave her pleased but still slightly sexually frustrated
>>3348808how
>>3348821>http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d565bsiTHAT HORRIBLE UNCANNY VALLEY
opinions?
>>3348770>tfw your family didn't even come to the country until after WWII was overFuck you - I don't have to feel bad about racism because we had nothing to do with segregation.
>>3348842The head's all fucked up
>>3348781>colichow
>>3348837>>3348835It's the same concept as Original Sin and with Adam and Eve. Because of the sins of my ancestors, I am sinful by default, and I should feel bad for how they acted because I'm white
>>3348821>5MB 3D .gif
>>3348842Head seems way too long
Fillyshy or something. Don't know why I'm even using the sketch brush.Yeah, I don't like how this turned out but I'm too tired to do anything about it now.
Apparently a different studio, Top Draw, is doing S3?
LADIES AND GENTLEMENMAY I PRESENT TO YOU:A CUTE PONY
>>3348842A little dog-like. I think it's in the way the neck connects to the head and how the angle of the back legs.
>>3348845>I don't have to feel bad about racismlook at hitler over here
It's almost to the point where I can remember every post I've read in MLPG as it goes on, and I can assume which posts are replying to which other posts from earlier.
>>3348842Shouldn't he have a bit more hair? On the top?
>>3348770That's right, there no one has any personal responsibility for anything ever again because their ancestors may have done things that benefit them.
>>3348790>she fires a shotgun into the ceiling>the force of the kickback knocks her flat
>>3348839UNCANNY VALLEY YOU SAY?
>>3348842>>3348868wait a minute are you tryign to cheat me.png
>>3348881KILL IT
>>3348870Counter-argument.A cuter pony.
>>3348855the fact that you think everything revolves around your feelings is the problem
>>3348845>tfw my great grandfather fled the German navy to live in Hawaii illegally, and had he not, he would have definitely been a Nazi
>>3348893RebuttalCutest pony
>>3348893CUTE YESCUTER, I DUNNO MAN
>>3348855No. It's a recognition that there's a pattern of discrimination against non-whites, as well as structural advantages given to white people present throughout American history, and white people have benefited from that.If the comic faulted you for benefiting from it, called you a white devil or whatever, you'd have a point. But its criticism is your failure to recognize your privileges. Recognition of racism isn't racism.
>>3348893Head seems enormous.
>>3348849putting anything non-penis in horse orifices fucks up their innardsso putting horse-vagina onto dirty wood like that is a risky business!
>>3348881>rarity>big boobsthat's not fashionable.I thought Rarity was fashionable?
>>3348891no.
>>3348893>AJ>cuteIm not that big into the "overtanned blonde" look so agree to disagree
>>3348901>the fact that they think everything revolves around their feelings is the problem
>>3348743>inner labianewfags don't know about horse genitalia
>>3348909Disagreement.Cutest pony.
>>3348878>personal responsibilitywhy is everyone who uses this phrase such a moron
>>3348909>RebuttalTurnaboutCutest ponies
>>3348901But it's not a problem if it revolves around another person's feelings?
>>3348876You approach enlightenment.
>>3348842Wait, did Big Mac Rape/Murder Trixie and steal her cape and hat?
>>3348909Oops wrong picture
>>3348921Rarity has a body like Denise Milani.
>>3348893Permutation: Both are cutest pony
>>3348770Fuck you. You didn't even try to make that pony related.
>>3348930>Jr>doesn't know about horse anatomyI'm willing to bet he's studied it intensely
>>3348874More like "look at the Pollack whose grandpa had rickets and PTSD from spending WWII in a Labor Camp and carrying a dead man for ten miles on a forced march."I think I deserve a waiver for this whole "white guilt" thing after all that.
>>3348930I bet those morons also drew an external clitoris.
>>3348928who is "they"
If you want a Derpy for a not stupid price you might still have a chance. http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/derpy-toy-update.html?utm_term=My+Little+Pony,+Friendship+is+Magic,+4chan&utm_content=Ponies&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
>>3348933I love that pair. Adorablest pones.But here's a contender.
>>3348945u r right
>>3348949nope
>>3348961>Piece of shit created by Fanon
>>3348921It's not really her choice.
>>3348933i think they make a brilliant comedy duo: Rarity is the Sam to Pinkie's Max
>>3348957>+4chanSorry what?
>>3348969I fucking hate gigantic tits like that
>>3348922posting superior twilight
>>3348968>vinyl>piece of shit
>>3348969>that anatomyI'm going to throw up
>>3348770And the author of that comic lives in Portland Oregon, part of the USA (a country that massively benefited from discrimination.)Plus, it's one of the five whitest communities in the country. For someone who hates cis scum, he sure doesn't want to live anywhere remotely diverse.
>>3348986brony pls go
>>3348983WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?
I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THIS CHEAPASS BITCH
>>3348932It's just a buzzword I use to piss people off.
>>3348986>Defending fanon characters>Thinking your fanon is superior to in show charactersAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3348973they do. They are the 2 funniest ponies imo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McgpE9a5JG4Hun finally got around to uploading the extended intro for anyone interested
>>3348770>Parents immigrated from Colombia and Italy in the 1960s>other side of family was poor as fuckYeah no.
http://www.derailingfordummies.com/complete.htmlplease read this, overly defensive white peoplealso, u mad
>>3348989Oregon is the best state to live in by far, for anybody. you don't even pump your own gas
cutest pone right heregive this pone some pigtails and i may die on the spot
Cutest pony.
Animate on ones they said.
>>3349012>u madEvery argument you could have had just fucking vanished into thin air. Congratulations.
>>3349008Tell me I'm not the only one who knew which episode every clip came from!>101 likesWHY IS THIS A THINGWHY IS IT NOTEWORTHY
>>3348999Yeah, little girls suck. But they're not as bad as the dumb thief bitch who comes in and won't accept anything less than like 1000% on her items. She's like an automatic combo breaker.
>>3349006>You crack me up, darling.
Cuddliest ponoae
>>3348982Check out Denis Milani, she's one of the few women who I see carrying big tits well.They arent freakishly big though, that helps
>>3349021>"And I could be a pussy and move to Portland or New York or I could stay and change the place where I was born
>>3349022>give this pone some pigtailsAnd spoil her nice mane? Unthinkable.
>>3349021Coloradbro here, you are wrong and you should feel wrong.
>>3349041SEAN AND BEN PLS GO
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_colichuh
To those interested in Luna "Quest",I'm pushing back the time, and potentially the day, since a friend I won't be seeing much after today is over. Gotta spend that quality time with those you care about and all that.I apologize on delaying Luna Quest. If my friend stays too late then I will reschedule for Saturday. I'll try to pop in and let you know my decision closer to the originally intended start time.Thanks for your patience, hope you guys are having a nice evening.
>>3348992lol u mad
>>3348901What? No, I'm saying saying I'm not guilty because of what my parents or what my ancestors did.>>3348916The comic in that sense is pointless since it can be extended even further back, to how Western civilization was created. I understand the very nature of how my and everyone else's life was created, but it's completely pointless to feel down or upset over it. Millions of Native Americans died from disease, Chinese labors links the two coasts together, the Spanish destroyed two Latin empires for silver, Africans where bought and enslaved to help shape this country. What else am I suppose to do other than recognize the gruesome reality of history? Be constantly downed by it? Feel like I own everything I owe to other ethnic groups? What about Africans who's ancestors enslaved other Africans and sold them in the Triangle trade? does that smae logic apply to them?
Well not all of Fluffy's 3D is awful.
>>3348869Top Draw has been around since Season 1.
>>3349036Fluttershy is cuddliest, prettiest, cutest ponoeaoe
>>3349069Is that the Svedka robot? I'd get drunk with her any time~
>>3349069>it's a robot it's supposed to be stiff and lifelessNot buying it
WE RIDE IN 10 MINUTES
>>3349027TESS CRANK UP YOUR ANIMATION TO 60 FRAMES PERSECONDDO IT
>>3349069>lifeless robotic woman>looks goodGEE I WONDER WHY
>>3349036I like that ponies are a little bottom heavy. If I was to pick up fluttershy there under her forearms her bottom half would drop a little from the weight. It would be cute. You could shake her a little side to side and her bottom half would move much more.
>>3349079She is also best ponaeouaoeuaoeu
>>3349055Yes. thank you, i won't miss it!In other news: have Reuniclus pony
>>3348992>>3349005you always post twice about the same topics, getting by the flood detection with one sort post and one long post. gotta get less obvious
>>3349079Who?
>>3349036>2.3
>>3349055Aw nuts.But, it's understandable. Have fun with your friend, and make some good memories.
>>3348931Oh god, I just want to hold her flank in place and tell her "Here, let me help you look at your cutie mark."
>>3349069>Those light reflection contours
>>3349062just recognise where you came from and how it happened; you are a product of society as well as your own effortthat's itthat's all
>>3349111
>>3349092Fluffy pls.
>>3349062>but it's completely pointless to feel down or upset over it.I'm sure the author would say that your reaction to recognition of privilege shouldn't be "feeling bad about it" but rather concrete political efforts to eradicate racism and its legacies.
>>3348989>Oregon benefited greatly from racismNot really. Not compared to other states. The South, for instance.
>>3349103She has an OC?
>>3349055I'd very much appreciate if you bumped it till Saturday
>>3349097damn iti want to hug the shit out of that horse
>>3349124Well, that's one pic from GG that I hadn't seen before.
>>3349124>Editing one of Weaver's imagesYour life really has reached a new low, hasnt it?
>>3349143>filenameNo.
>>3349095isnt that the appeal of Applejack waifu?
>>3349140
>>3349155>editingHe posted it yesterday, numbnuts
>>3349155>TFW Warner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBuvElZZig&feature=g-all-f>not keeping your spaghetti inside
Nothing special today. Too many distractions. I did try to improve on Gilda's butt from Tuesday I guess.
>>3349139I want to remove racism, not its history.
>>3349036>>3349079>>3349102come on, there are better ponoeaoeauoeaeoes than fluttershy
>>3349174GO BACK TO THE OTHER BUTT I LIKED IT MORE
>>3349165yeah without the gunshot in the head though
>>3349174That is a really perky butt
>>3349173>them>ever in charge of keeping their spaghetti inside
>>3349174Oh man that ass
>>3349174why add human butt on pony
>>3349174>Gilda's butt
>>3349173I had a good laugh at that.
>>3349079she is also PFF's with best pone
>>3349174oh god that's too much buttseriously though butts have a shape, it's not just two spheres. Tuesday was better.
>>3349118my ancestors came to america long after slavery was abolished. but i'm white, therefore my ancestors had some part in slavery even though they weren't in the fucking country, right?
>>3349184I disagree, as she is my favorite pone.There are many other exceptional pones, though.
>>3349162Completely serious.The only reason the South exists is because black people did all the work while white people sat around drinking their mint juleps and smoking their meth.
i like princess celestia
>>3349008>Hun
>>3349209
>>3349184In your opinion maybeOkay, the Princesses
>>3349198Right. These butts are a bit too spherical
>>3349184You are correct.
>>3349214Did your parents come here long after segregation?
>>3349191What are they baking MLPG? (Also why the fuck has Thunderlane gotten popular lately?)
>>3349220>past tense
we need more deer pony
>>3349222good taste
>>3349214Slavery no, racism yes.
>>3349093Doesn't export as a gif right at that frame rate for some reason.I'll upload the swf to dA at some point it's really trippy.Like gazing into the abyss.
>>3349220>Meth>Slavery times>Not knowing how Oregon benefitted from racismYou got a shoddy history education, didnt you?
So I was thinking: since spike is able to conjure letters what kind of other magic is he able to do?
All right that's it.Fluttershy dump.
>>3349055No problem.Luna quest when then?
>>3349055
ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHTWOULD YOU OFFER YOUR THROAT TO THE WOLF WITH THE RED ROSES?
>>3349240Shit tier fanon.
>>3349247>dumpfuck off
>>3349191Thats cuteEven though you did end up going with adultery
>>3349237beats methere are plenty of better male ponies
>>3349247
>>3349240I would a baby/teenager Discord
>>3349239that anatomy is terrible
>>3349247>Fluttershy dumpso she joined rainbow dash thenin the garbagewhere they belong
>>3349247>dumpMake your own thread for that. Dont do it here.
>>3349055I love that gif because it has my 3 favorite ponies in it
>>3349259Picture Not Related?Since Mr. Cake is a shit tier pony
>>3349247Please don't
>>3349212Yeah sorry I should have fixed it.Today has been kind of shitty. Hopefully midnight Batman will fix everything.
>>3349247>>>/mlp/ exists for a reason, fucknut.>>3349251Man I like that guy's art.
>>3349252He'll probably say that when he gets back. If he runs too late with his friend, then he's changing the day. IF he doesn't, well, he's still going to have to push back the time.
>>3349260
>>3349263>disliking 1/3 of the main castwhy do you even watch the show?
>>3349208i liked all the parts where he says>these people will never get laid!NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>>3349243Meth was invented by the Germans, and enjoyed particularly Hitler. And Hitler may as well have been a Southern Confederate.But by all means, explain to me how Oregon benefited from racism.Are trying to say that a low black population is in and of itself a benefit?Because that would be a pretty good example of racism.
>>3349284i'm hardcore
>>3349247>dumpI'm sorry Fluttershy, but... it's not working out. It's not you, it's me. I think we should see other ponies.
>>3349259Like Rarity.
>>3349237Beats me. People requesting new things. Thunderlanes ok, but I like his brother more.
>>3349240The hasbro logo in the bottom rightmy sides
>>3349289>Meth particularly enjoyed HitlerWhat an evil drug
>>3349284I only like Rarity. She's literally the only reason I watch this show.
>>3349103>>3349111>>3349144>>3349252>>3349254Yeah, my apologies, but I'd like to spend time with my friend. I'll just go ahead and say we'll shift to Saturday night now then so people aren't wondering all night.Sorry again.
>>3349289Wasn't it invented by the japanese?
>>3349302you're kidding right
>>3349295>his
>>3349296I like the idea of Thunderlane fucking his brother
>>3349312Be sure to fuck him tenderly.
>>3349289>He thinks all amphetamines are the sameAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>3349236>they were there and therefore that means they had a part in itbeing white and in america doesn't mean your ancestors automatically supported stuff like segregation.
>>3349302>only liking SeizureslutGet a load of this faggot.
>>3349314Coming from someone who posted Pink Theist?Pfahahahahahaha
>>3349313>the japaneseThose sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!
>>3349312
>>3349313>gooks>inventing thingsc'mon now
>>3349273Yeah I don't like mr. cake much
>>3349293I'm afraid that's not possible.
>>3349236My family is Irishaka get shat on by everyone else because we're filthy potato farmers
>>3349338Hey, they invented subasrudoku
oh no, wherever will i get feel-fiction of poor quality now
>>3349321>implying>>3349336Stop that.Alright, I'm out. Later MLPG, have a nice one!
>>3349273>Since Mr. Cake is a shit tier ponysay that to my face fucker and not online and see if I ever share a sundae with you
HAHA, TIME TO STOP BEING LAZY30 minutesGrab that tablet, draw a ponyAnything to get you working on your art
>>3349312Grand. Saturday at 20:00 EST.
>>3349259>ear bitinghnng
>>3349325Did I saw all amphetamines?No. Methampetamine.Singular.
listen to this thinghttp://petitpanda.tumblr.com/tagged/gravity-falls
>>3349356Glitter Glueif we ever met in real life I promise I'd choke the life from your sad little body for liking such an awful pony
>>3349318Thats a turrible idea to even think
>>3349259> Carrot Cake and ApplejackThe orange goodness that spawned Scootaloo.
>>3349357>"learning" to draw
>>3349326Statistically speaking, they were more likely to favor it than this favor it.Tell me. Are they Romney supporters?
>>3349374What? You don't like the idea of an older brother sexually abusing his innocent naive younger brother? Passion~
>>3349380>Statistically speaking, they were more likely to favor it than this favor itow, my brain
>tfw masturbating at work and getting away with itThis place is almost deserted, so I spent 45 minutes tapping my frenulum, nutted so hard
>>3349312No problem dude, now go away and have a nice time with your friend.
>>3349378Pls draw, ScootsWho knows, you might get your cutie mark from it and you wont' be so useless after all
>>3349380>Romney Supportershttp://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2012/jul/18/rush-limbaugh/rush-limbaugh-claims-link-between-batmans-bane-and/
>>3349369Well Hitler didnt use methamphetamine. Hitler used the unmethylated amphetamine. But you seem to think all amphetamine are the same. Man that's just a laugh riot.
>>3349345I'm legitimately jealous.
>>3349202>>3349195>>3349212ENHANCE
Hey, Glitter Gluedid you see the excerpt I posted
>>3349412>tumorbutt
>>3349412ZOOM TO 5000x5000
>>3349357dammit guy I'm eating dinner and I just got home from work after driving like almost two hours cause fuck traffic
>>3349394that's the spirit
>>3349417>SB's ponies die of ass cancer
which pony is stupidest and ugliest
>>3349372>I promise I'd choke the life from your sad little body
>>3349345Wait a tick, is that a fucking painting?The table looks a bit too smooth to be a photo.
>>3349394fapping at work was the best. the best day ever was when a semi hot coworker threw some of her panties in the trash and i was able to get it.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3349418> everyone here isn't either unemployed or a washed up burger flipperNo, it's just you for the summer.
>>3349371whoa
>>3349435What the FUCK is wrong with you people?
>>3349428do you think mr cake was ever aware of / embarrassed by his underbite
>>3348243For the guy who wanted refs last thread, you still around? Was doing the dinner making thing
>>3349423
>>3349427you
>>3349405Yeah, I guess he's hooked on meth again tooHe thinks women who take birth control are sluts, so it's not like he's not completely insane.
>>3349429no one in the pony fandom is that good
>>3349435>>3349394why am i laughing
>>3349385No
>>3349439What
>>3349428I'd place my fingers around your throat and use all my strength to crush your neck.Because it's your fucking faultyour god damn fault That snails is one of my favorite ponies now
>>3349446Also I promised a friend on the way home that I'd paint up a pony-flavored alt-art for Scute MobJust fucking guess, I dare you
>>3349444those ponies only wanted a nice dinner and a pleasant party with all their friends
>>3349435The fear of getting caught just makes it feel even better, I have to bite my tongue so I don't grunt
>>3349427Snips
>>3349413yes I did see itit was very cute~
>>3349443Do you think Mr Cake ever uses his hoo haa juice/semen/jizz/spunk/cum as frosting on cakes?
>>3349406No, Hitler used methamphetamine. He had his doctors give it to him by IV.They called it Pervitin. Or "Pilot's chocolate."Look at the films of his final days. He's tweaking as bad as any modern trailer trash.
>>3349444Yes please!
>>3349476Probably uses it as an emulsifier in some recipes.
>>3349476i think the health board would have something to say about that !
>>3349357MmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmDo we have to post it here?
>>3349442welcome to the my little pony general
>>3349464I'm sorry
>>3349476>hoo haa juice
>>3349417>>3349425I'm working on it guys. Meaty butts are fun but I do need to work on refining the shapes.
>>3349493>BraeburnJesus fuck why boner
> Applejack's face when Twilight magically raises all of her apples in a second, where as it would take Applejack an hour.I swear... Magic is so bull. Have some limitations, please.
I want to hear what you fags sound like. Go to vocaroo and do this shit-Your name-Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, WWIAO GPOY.-What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?-What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?-What do you call gym shoes?-What do you call your grandparents?-What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?-What is the thing you change the TV channel with?-Choose a book and read a passage from it.-Do you think you have an accent?-Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?-End audio post by saying any 3 words you want.
>>3349497fuck I can't live in a world where I like snails gonna go commit sudokubye Mlpg
>>3349506She didn't grow them, though. I bet those boneheads couldn't even grow a sunflower without it withering and dying.
>>3349490YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE YOU DO
>>3349509no
>>3349509No.
>>3349465>Scute MobGoddamn, I never get to use that card effectively. It only lasts a turn or two before it gets shot by a death spell or something. Though, once I managed to get it to above 10. And then I used Overrun and and Overwhelming Stampede at the same time. It was fun.
>>3349435>not masturbating on a plane
uh oh twilight cast a love spell on a doll and now the whole town wants to fuck this horse doll, bronies be hella relating to this right now
>>3349483Well that was a mare and stallion from dead ahead, what else are you looking for more specifically?
>>3349513No, it's just that earth ponies are useless at everything except menial labor.
>>3349514HAHAHAHA that pic i'm fucking collapsingi should go to sleep or something
>>3349509
>>3349493>tfw almost all horsecock blowjob videos are fakeI've seen maybe 3 real ones, you're not supposed to let them cum in your mouth because there's so much it can get in your lungs and cause pneumonia. Blowing horses is dangerous, they can thrust hard enough to rip your throat, and kick you in the head by accident. Fucking mares is easy.
>>3349506Applejack has endurance, though. AJ can do a huge orchard over the course of a few days even a lone -- even if she can't cover all of Sweet Apple Acres. I bet Twilight would get exhausted pretty fast if she was picking en masse like that.Also bear in mind that Twilight is the Element of Magic, and probably the most magically powerful unicorn alive.
>>3349482No. Pervitin was a pill, taken orally. Distributed to the troops.
>>3349509Fine.http://vocaroo.com/i/s09KXA9ACfDE
>>3349497God I wanna hug her so hard and tell her that everything's gonna be okay, no matter what's going on.Did we agree on a possible voice for her? Please tell me it's nothing like actual Snails's voice.
>>3349532>there's so much it can get in your lungs and cause pneumonia.hot>>3349534What use is a slave that gets exhausted in an hour?
>>3349525>working hard for your money is a bad thingitt: sheltered students who've never, ever worked - solid worked - a day in their lives
>>3349513> Chain a living earth pony to a pole at the center of the farm land> Water it with the pegashits rain clouds> Grow food and use magic to plow and whatever> Food
>>3349497moar
>>3349446>>3349446>that dog
>>3349509I already did that this afternoon.http://wherethedooksclash.tumblr.com/post/27574250232/tumblr-accent-challenge-taken-from-rose-your
>>3349542hahahahaha the projecting is so golden
>>3349538>A TROLLEYmy sides
>>3349542>working with hands>peasant tier work>not only for the idiotsahahahaha get a load of this pleb.
>>3349540Well, if the slave in question can do a lot of great stuff in that hour, like save a town from a Babby Ursus, then it's still a useful slave.
>>3349530>>3349517>>3349516
>>3349435You ever tried using on of those back massagers on your frenulum? So intense, oh god, but apparently you're not supposed to do it too often because it can desensitize you.
>>3349534You bet she gets exhauset, but it isn't certain. I however don't think she does.
>>3349509http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XPDh3gwB94
>>3349558Would you believe my style of writing gets me confused for being a british person online? Cause it does.
>>3349559enjoy being first against the wall
>>3349539It would still be a kinda doofy voicejust girldoofysomething capable of going huh huh
>>3349584never post that human femsnails again
Why do most japanese artists draw ponies so much better MLPG?
>>3349592Who gives a shitdo it
>>3349581>He honestly thinks the american working class will rise up against the rich and powerfulNah, your entire culture is based around the ideology that if you work hard enough, anyone can become president. Hell, you losers vote AGAINST policies that would benefit the overwhelming majority of the country, because you all think you're gonna be millionaires one day.
>>3349412
>>3349584>>3349596But I like that one the mostI wish she had short hair
>>3349559> I'm gonna be a manager or some scientist and earn millions of dollars a monthNope. You're just gonna be another tech guy some idiot soccer mom calls to for help about her computer.
>>3349601muh American Dream
>>3349605
>>3349587One day I'm gonna make a cake and put donuts on it.
>>3349514Okay so I drew a plump Twilight since it's trendy.
>>3349613>scientist>Making moneyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>GG going on a Mr.Cake spreedo a piece oin how the cakes met, GGbonus points if Mrs.Cake was always quite the chubby girl anyway
>>3349613I'm gonna be a software engineer and live a modest but comfortable upper-middle-class existence!
>>3349613>Scientist>Money
>>3349598It's genetic.
>>3349598because japan knows how to make cute stuff
>>3349618>2012>Believing in the American Dream
>>3349509http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2Z78MDVHSI skipped the book one and the last one.
>>3349629Fuck software engineering. Give me dat hardware.
>>3349624>>3349631>tfw Engineering master race
>>3349613>scientists>making money
>>3349623Oh gosh, I wanna rub that tummy
I think I'm going to need to backtrack and see what went wrong here.
>>3349647START FROM SCRATCH
>>3349642Aw hell guy you don't have to be like that...We might have to work together in the future.
>>3349640Oh god this voiceIt's like dark chocolate for the ears
>>3349624>>3349631>>3349644To be fair, a select few are making millions for one thing or another, but that's cherry picking and only a fool would judge their potential careers on that.
>associate's degree in network administration>300k a year>any job I want
>>3349629Enjoy having your job outsourced to India.
>>3349523Just screencapa I can use for referencesSitting walking, pointing etc. Mares and fillies mostly
>>3349653That might be the best option.
>>3349647The bounce looks static. Try varying the bounciness on each limb and her neck, even her hair.
>>3349654software programming is so booooring
>>3349596what's wrong with human femsnails
>>3349647Tess, look at old cartoons from way back when. You know, the black-and-white ones where everything was dancing, including the scenery.
>>3349632WHY IS RARITY BOXING WITH HER BUTTTHAT'S NOT HOW YOU BOX
>>3349675>that nipple area on the shirt
>>3349660>Admin>300k a yearahahahahahahahahaunless you're the secretary to a CEO, no fucking chance
...this is a thing now.
>>3349628>bonus points if Mrs.Cake was always quite the chubby girl anywayBut she wasn'tnot till she met Mr. Cakeit's not a story that can be repeated in mixed company
>>3349647I don't see anything wrong with it.More bouncy, maybe?
>>3349660>Economics and financial mathematics>Instant job and Oppenheimer funds>Salaried at 125k a year with guaranteed 100% bonus at the end of the financial year, increased based on performance
>>3349660>that feel when there's not enough /fit/izens in here to have fun with this
>>3349598>that Rainbow Dash wearing a smoking and a top hat>that Gala RD>that reading RDoh my god my fucking heart
>>3349660>PhD in Math>300k starting
>>3349685I will never spread the wordever
>>3349662Actually you'd be surprised how healthy the market is right now for software chumpsat least here in Massachusetts
>that feel when
>>3349647>FRAMU BYU FRAMU>NOT INGRORRIOUS TWEENU ANUMASHUNDYEWTS
>>3349685What's this? Damage control, in an attempt to segregate the REAL bad bronies from the super cool ones, in light of stern drama?
>>3349685I tried to good "Nazi Corn" in order to get an ear of corn saluting Hitler but it didn't work out on my end.Anyway that's retarded on a couple of different levels
> tfw I'm a guy who quit school and has a steady normal job at the age of 20 with a paycheck of 3000 dollars a month
I tried inking with a tool that's probably not supposed to be used for inking. Well now I know better.Of course it's pretty much the same as my old inks, boring and lifeless.
>>3349685Can we be the Nazicorns?That sounds pretty cool to be honest.
>>3349715>I tried to goodwhat?*google
>>3349708klondike pls SFM
>>3349536Yet it was methamphetamine
>>3349717cracker
>>3349697>that's a cute Pinkie Pie>wait a second
>>3349671Yeah I was supposed to bounce the hair and tail, but it didn't come out right.I just want to start from scratch so I can try it again.>>3349678Yeah that's what I was going for.I've got a few scenes in mind I can reference.>>3349692It's just a bunch of small things adding up to a big mess.>>3349708I will fuck you Klondike for that.
>>3349663Aha, gotchaSo fillies sitting, pointing, walking
>>3349725I'll get it this weekend I think>>3349727WHOAH HEY I AM NOT RACIST
>>3349686Does it involve Hoo Haa Juice?
>Doctorate degree in political science>Any position in the Chancellor's Cabinet I want>2.4 million bits starting
>>3349731>I will fuck you Klondike for that.Klondike x Tess OTP
>>3349729I don't care if it's from the pony.movs series, that bit before the end and the "what r ur r8s xD" part was really cute.
How's my request/dare coming along, Klondike?
>>3349749I was actually going to finish woring on it today but then I got distracted by ZecoraI sorry>>3349747ew do you have any idea where Tess has been?Me neither.
Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?
>>3349732Fillies, mares etc.I need help enlarging my ref folder
Why aren't there so many pictures of ponies giving birth?
>>3349758LET'S FUCKING KILL THAT BRONY
>>3349748Also, her cutie mark is a tampon.
>had a dream that Rarity sucked my cock>I came everywhere in the dream>wake up shortly after, no sign of cum anywheredodged a bullet there
OH GODMALETWIST WAS A MISTAKE
>>3349774HAHAHAHAHAH
>>3349766Apologise for what?
>>3349729>>3349748You can find some of what Max does good. He is good at some things, like animation, and that was indeed a cute Pinkie.If you start praising his sense of humor, though, you're treading on dangerous ground.
>>3349774gahahahaha
>Bachelor's degree in magic>Any city I want>5 friends starting
>>3349774Oh god
>>3349768>not enjoying waking up from wet dreams
>>3349774
>>3349758
>>3349746>PhD in mathematics>Die alone and misunderstood
>>3349774>>3349788
>>3349763kinda weird how there's more stuff about fluffy ponies giving birth than the actual ponies from the show.
>>3349774He's so... stereotypically Jewish-looking.
>>3349768What if Rarity wasn't in your dream, but in real life. And she quickly swallowed all of your cum before you woke up.
>>3349787>having wet dreams at allAm I really missing out on something?
>>3349357I would like my "Participant" ribbon please.
>>3349801So she's a succubus now?
>>3349788God I hated that show.
Glitter GlueWhy do you always draw male Pinkie Pie as a rapist?
>>3349718>>3349718it is good! but could use bigger and more beautiful >wings
>>3349794True dat
>>3349809She's fucking massive
>>3349801
>>3349760I have surprisingly few of ponies simply running or walking
>>3349813because life's a party
>>3349798>scissors cutie markGOD MY SIDES!
>>3349811headcannoned
>>3349807Not really. It doesn't feel that good, rarely you'll get a toe-curling orgasm from one, but the cleanup isn't worth it.
>>3349815I know, I promised I'd change it, but I just wanted to try out that brush. I had hoped it would look better.
I want a hug.
>Have five hours to finish pony or die submission>Non-horse friend calls and wants to go see the Batman premiere with me>Gets tickets>Wants to meet NOW and wait five hours in line>Can't take laptop and write without revealing powerlevel in public>Can't turn down free ticket without seeming like a prickWHAT DO I DO MLPG WHAT DO I DO
>>3349821My alternate filename for it was going to be whathappenswhenyougiveawritefagatablet.png
>>3349834Oh for...Ah, whatever.
>>3349839>cleanupJust let it dry then throw your clothes in the wash.
>>334985510/10
>>3349844Fuck pony or die, go live a bit.
>>3349825Well just give me what ya got.
>>3349830What?Didn't you realize that Snips special talent was circumcision and gelding? When Snips is older he'll have to geld Rapist ponies
>>3349855Please give him a fedora.
>The Seer leaked over a month earlyMY PENIS WAS NOT READY
>>3349844You don't procrastinate earlier in the day
>>3349844If you already have tickets why do you need to wait 5 hours in line?
>>3349863BUT I WILL DIE IF I DON'T PONY IT IS IN THE FUCKING NAME
>>3349855Nice double standard faggot Glue.You never make Female Twist look like a bitch, it's all WOE WOE IS ME NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME FEEL BADNo wonder you suffer.
>>3349844>not having a notebook to write in while you wait>not passing it off as nothing>not writing up until you get snacks, and then up until the show starts>not enjoying the movie, talking about it afterwords, and then speeding home as fast as legally possible to cram that notebook's contents into your computer and upload it before time runs outGotta go fast, but you've got to go smart as well.
>>3349844>>3349879This. Tell him you're busy at the moment and will meet up with him in an hour or two.
>>3349866But you don't use any sort of blade to geld generally
>>3349878But I didn't know about the tickets until ten minutes ago.>>3349879Seating.
>>3349844>waiting 5 hours in line>WHEN YOU HAVE TICKETS
watch your step, kid
>>3349864
>>3349888I have to have it in by midnight. That's when the movie starts.
>>3349886Why are you gay?
>>3349891In Equestria because of magic they have to snip out and remove the testies entirely or a rapist could just heal themselves with magic.
>>3349844Just tell him that you've got to do something really manly and time consuming like write fanfiction about your favorite sports team.Royce White x Jeremy Lin OTP
>>3349893>Seating.Tell him that's fucking ridiculous and you'll be there later.
>>3349901"The kid watched his steps for a while but haven't fund anything suspicious., He proceed further then."
>>3349904I submitted the picture an hour late due to forgetting the time zone difference. I'm sure it won't be that huge of a deal. Go with the notebook thing.
>>3349914PacquiaoxMayweather is my OTP
>>3349907Its Adachi
>>3349886Sorry, could you try rephrasing that in a way that makes sense?
>>3349917protect ya neck
>>3349509http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XvASEuQf2FI've been told many many many times I have a really thick British or possibly Brooklyn accent, but this is America so they're most likely wrong.
>>3349933I think hes askign for femsnails and maletwist interaction
>Letting Zulf live>Sending the Bastion back in timeI shiggy diggy doo
>>3349933His problem seems to be thar your female Twist is sad about being lonely, while male Twist is angry about being lonely.
>>3349933He called MaleTwist a douchenozzle, while you seem to make Female Twist a poor, unfortunate waif.He claims you're exhibiting double standards of some variety.
>>3349855This sort of thing is why I cringe when people call me "nice"I'm gonna see if I can get "kind male" to catch on as "a nice guy, but without the passive-aggressive bullshit and no expectation of recompense, karmic or otherwise"
>>3349956My fucking nigga
>>3349933I'll make it simple for you you hedgehog fucking neanderthal Your female twist art is all about how she wants sex but it's sad that nobody loves her and it's the guys fault.Your male twist art almost upon conception becomes the "nice guy" stereotype those whores on Tumblr have been perpetuating
Sure I can't interest you in the full SheSnails story?
>>3349941And then he fell to his death.
>>3349956>not saving zulf>sacrificing the only chance for a better futuretruly you are worse than hitler
>>3349972Not even a GG groupie and I can tell that you're actually taking this personally. Cute.
>>3349977You the guy from the previous general? I'm interested.
>>3349981I think it's more like>saving Zulf>dooming him to relive his pain
>>3349972Why are you so ridiculously mad?
mafia?
>>3349972>blah blah blah
>>3349987Shut up GG grope
>>3349959> your female Twist is sad about being lonely>>3349961> you seem to make Female Twist a poor, unfortunate waif>>3349972>Your female twist art is all about how she wants sex but it's sad that nobody loves her and it's the guys fault.Sorry, you must be thinking of something else.
>>3349981>Sending the Bastion back and everyone loses their memory so it just happens all over again
>>3349998>grope>rope
>>3349972MRA plspls
>>3349972So you're angry at absolutely nothing?AND you're avatarfagging?Good god, can you be any more of a faggot?cry some more
>>3349972>holy shit guys I can't stop crying where's my pacifier fuck
>>3350004>rope>cope
>>3350000>quads
>>3349972>both twists want mad sexings>femTwist is overly annoying about it and drives others away>guyTwist is overly creepy about it and drives others awayOh man. It's like, they were flipped or something. You know, like opposites.
>>3350015Hey /b/read
>>3350000Quad dunked.
>>3350011>>3350006>>3350000>>3349997>>3349995>>3349987"Help help I can't tell when I'm being trolled."
>>3350013>cope>pope
>>3350000>Female Pony is drunk>Female Pony wants sex because she's lonely>Male Pony doesn't give her sex because he doesn't want to take advantage of herNope.That doesn't counter it. You aren't portraying her sexual aggressiveness in a negative life equatable to immediately making Male twist a "nice guy"
>>3350026Pretending to be mad aren't trolls, they're just dumbasses
>>3349797>pic completely unrelated
>>3350032>People
>>3350026>just pretending.jpg
>>3349972no need to >feel upset.
>>3350028>pope>nope
>>3350026I'm not trolling you fuckface.I'm serious. Stop trying to make me look like an autist who acts like a retard and then goes HAHAH I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
>>3350026>telling someone off for acting retarded is the same as being trolledThat's a very loose definition of trolling. Like, "Tara Strong's definition" loose.
>>3349623Adorable>>3349809This is a good pony. Please continue to make more pony
>>3350029>You aren't portraying her sexual aggressiveness in a negative life is that the same as negative death
>>3350050>nope>nape
>work in government office>work IT>we got 32 8gb, 667mhz DDR2 RAM kits>check Purchase order>each at $290>tfw not sure if I should just keep quiet or report it to some governmental waste commission>tfw not my personal blog
Is this the thread where everybody gets really mad over some retarded thing?
>>3350052You look like an autist that acts like a retard anyway
>>3350056>That's a very loose definition of trolling. Like, "Tara Strong's definition" loose.More like "Tara Strong" loose.
>>3350064Is Twist the Anti-Life Equation
>>3350003But how do you know everyone will lose their memory? How can you know that things might not play out differently next time?
>>3350056You're responding to a guy obviously looking for reactions.Even if you're not being trolled you're still not exactly helping.
>>3350064Younever did draw Snails fucking TwistYou bastard
>>3349902Unfortunately most of the stuff I have that is interesting as far as angle/motion goes is too small to be of much help reference wise
>>3350052>Stop trying to make me look like an autist
>>3350052>>3349972Umm, guys? I thought avatar retard brains had tripcodes when they spoke. Why is anonymous acting like an attention whore?
>>3350052
Okay time for a legit take on male Twistturns out the shape of the glasses goes a long way
>>3350098>MLPG - SO EDGY TRIPFAG HATRED GENERAL
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/314134/detail/
>>3350082Rucks said they wouldnt remember anything.As the Bastion jumps back to some time before the calamity, still in the same timeline, the events that made it happen are already in effect.
>>3350111lol u mad
>>3350116No, he says there's the possibility that they won't remember.
>>3350109Yaydraw more of this male twistmayybe you could do somethign on that hearts and hooves day background thing, you know, twist with faty nathan looking pony
>>3350122I've been on 4chan for 5 years without name/trip/avatarfagging, so yes, I'm mad. At you.
>>3350133 hereand no, I'm not that guy who was avataring.
>>3350131>r63 fatty Nathan poneThat... would actually be kind of cute.
>>3350109If you support the puberty analogy for cutie marks, then male Twist's balls dropped before Male Applebloom's.
>Swans album leaked early>Downloaded it>Afraid to scobble it in case Gira sees me >He even sent out a personal note with unmastered copies asking for it not to be put online
>>3349864Aha, one more for running ponies
>>3350116He says he doesn't know.And besides that, the events are set in place, but that means nothing.The future isn't set in stone.
>>3350159Do you even time loops?They cant stop the Calamity, because if they did, they would never be able to build the Bastion to go back in time to stop it.
Luna quest when?
Sure I can't interest you in the fic I wrote, Glitter Glue?If not, just tell me.
>>3350183Go ahead man, post it.
>>3350171Even if that is true, they can still try and save people before it hits. I'd rather take that chance than wander a desolate world until I die.
>>3350193The radio mumbles in the living room as Snails pokes open the door and peeks through, leading you past. The sound of hoofball echoes through the house, both of her parents fixated on the game. With a nervous grin, she beckons you forward, and you sneak heel-toe past the living room and toward the stairs in the middle of the house."C'mon, they'll be like that for the next couple hours. Figured this would be the best day of the week."As you follow her up the stairs, the smell of her arousal is almost painfully evident. It's been like that, getting steadily better (worse?) as you got closer to her house. You strongly suspect it was a good idea to put down a towel on even the ancient, tomato-stained cotton-poly mix of your Lada's seats: pleasant a reminder as the smell would have been, explaining it would have been quite difficult.Her room is at the end of the hall: a slant-ceilinged room lined with posters of every kind of stallion-Applejack, Elusive, Dusk Shine and the other Holders of Harmony feature prominently-and the occasional human. Small reams of printed paper poke from the occasional nook or cranny, and a computer ten years old festooned with stickers hums and grumbles in a corner. Bookshelves are built into the walls, one over her bed-the bed she leads you to, grinning with excitement. As you sit, she scurries to the windows, closing them and pulling the curtains, reducing the roses-on-green wallpaper to indistinctity, the room lit only by the briefest hint of light from the windows, the flickering of the ancient Hewlett-Packard's hard drive light, and the little glow-in-the-dark stars that dot the ceiling.It is in this inviting climate that Snails swallows, licking her lips, and asks..."I'll, uh, show you mine if you'll show me yours."
>>3350206In deference to the ancient pact, you obey. While not as excited as she is, you are definitely eager-your shaft rears from your briefs as soon as you unzip the layer above it, and Snails' breathing hitches briefly. She looks at once relieved and disappointed, before looking back into your eyes, licking her lips again."You're not, uh, undersized, are you?""Just average, so far as I know."She flushes, face deeply red. "A-ah. Right. Um. Guess I'd better hold up my part of the deal."Before you can say anything else, she turns and lifts her tail, matted in places from her own natural lube. Her cunny is invitingly tight, clitoris winking several times just as you look at her, shivering slightly even in the rapidly-warming air of her room. A mumbling from downstairs reassures you as you lift your balaclava, gripping both her hips and burying your mouth in her nethers.Snails squeaks frantically as you take her clit in your lips, tongue caressing the center. As she pants, her rump pushes back into your mouth, the squeaks speeding up-and muffling-as she bites the Elements of Harmony comforter. Sweet-and-salt fluids run down her legs as you release her clit, beginning to lick indiscriminately along the lips of her sex. Her knees give way, even supported by your hands, yet she still pushes back against your mouth. With a whine, she locks one leg in place, letting go of the comforter just long enough to speak."C-can you finger me?"
>>3350215>cunnyNope.
>>3350215You don't reply-verbally. Another squeak escapes as you slide your index finger into her, wiggling it about here and there. With each movement, she squeaks again, biting back into the comforter, tail jerking upward, loosely wrapping around your head. Finger in her to the knuckle, you begin to lick the top of her vulva, occasionally rubbing one lip between finger and thumb.Your finger brushes a softer spot, and Snails arches, roughly exhaling all at once. You touch it again, and she squeals into the comforter, bucking against your hand, fluids soaking your jacket wrist. With a snort, you fumble with the buttons, pulling it off, leaving only the short-sleeved dress jacket and red tie underneath.You are distracted by her licking your damp hand, tongue half-dry with excitement, wide navy eyes looking up at you beseechingly."I want you to make love to me, Anon."
>>3350242Looking into those eyes, how can you refuse?"Gladly. But how do you want it?"She's shivering again-weakly, in the heat of the room, but shivering. Licking her lips, her eyes dart from your face to the floor and back again, before lying back and swallowing."I-I want to do it your way. The human way. I'm probably going to get bucked by a lot of colts the pony way, and this could only really be better if it were one of the Holders-eep." She grins sheepishly, swallowing again. "Never mind that. Just, please, make-"You swallow her words, lips locking mid-sentence. Hers open, hesistantly, before her tongue quests uncertainly against your lips-before you invite her in, your tongue drying in sympathy against hers. Scooting forward, you place your member against her, and she arches, a muffled "Mhm" giving you all the answer you need.She arches and screams into your mouth as you penetrate, though you feel no barrier as you work your way into her. Otherwise, she's tight as you could possibly imagine, tugging you in with every second. Bucking awkwardly, she scoots against you, horn flaring as your pants slide down to your knees.You lift her back up so you can thrust, and she rewards it with another rich groan, body spasming around your shaft. You break the kiss-though not your gaze-to pant briefly, before liplocking once more, your hips pistoning against her-one hand supporting her back, the other behind her head. Seconds later, she keens into the kiss, fluids soaking your briefs.The kiss is broken again, for two more stuttering words."D-don't. S-stop."
>>3350197But the world isn't desolateWell not that desolate...Look how many Ura survived Like Zulf said their look on their faces will be priceless when you'll land that thing at their front door
>>3350248>Bucked
>>3350248You tug a pillow from the floor and slide it under her flanks, never breaking eye contact, before settling both hands on her shoulders. Panting, sweating, she looks up at you with adoration, nibbling her lip. Her hooves rise to your shoulders before she gulps and speaks."Go on."You take her invitationThe bed doesn't creak, nor slam against the wall it's built into, but the feather mattress shifts repeatedly as she pants, one eye closed, bucking into your thrusts. Her mane spreads back into a teal halo, her hooves sliding around your hips as the pants peak into a quiet series of squeaks, occasionally catching in her throat. Now and then she whines in bliss, closing one eye only to open the other, back arched-but her chin against her chest, all to keep looking at you-though you vaguely remember a poster of the Holders of Harmony above the bed.As you slow down, you redouble your efforts, putting your hips into single, slow thrusts. Her clit winks with each movement, and the pants slow in time with your thrusts. As if sensing weakness, she grips you, and you screw one eye shut.
>>3350264What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>Rose streaming AutismHen on Sunday
>>3350264Her wide smile briefly becomes a smirk, as she begins to grip you-ineptly, but effectively. The tugs last very briefly, as she loses grip and finds it again, rippling tightly around your cock.You begin to thrust again in retribution, spurts of precum milked unwillingly from your member. You're over the edge-at this point, it's just a question of how long you can hold it back. Biting down on your control, you bury yourself deeper into her, groin rubbing her clit, before she loses grip a final time-and you as well.Your cock jerks roughly as you spend inside her, spurting thick jizz deep into her, thrusting helplessly. She bucks back, biting her lip, squeaking each time you cum, nostrils flaring as your release and hers alike soak groin and groinfur. As your release slowly begins to drip from her cunny, she sits up-(with you still balls-deep)-and nibbles your lip. Eyes half-lidded, mane in disarray, she levitates a dollop of your cum to her mouth and sucks it in, leaning back on her hooves."Mmmm...oh, Celestia that felt good. Aaaahnn~..."----Complaints? Compliments?
>>3350278It's shit.Thanks for the wall of text jerk.
>>3350272I didn't like that movie.
>>3350278Yeah, I can't believe you thought I was the real GG. Do you love him so much you'd jump at anyone resembling him? God, you're as pathetic as sentinel when I was Jetfire.
>>3350284>NOT LIKING AUTISM HENAnimation was great but the story was You are Umasou with an annoying Protag
>>3350260But if you turn back time, even if the events replay and nobody remembers anything, nothing from that point will matter, nobody will know the difference, in practical terms, you lose nothing. But on the other hand, if you remember what happened, and are able to mitigate or undo the damage done in a previous time, you could help an untold amount of people.And you could take those people, reset time again and again, saving more and more each time until you physically could not take any more onto the bastion.Seems like a clear decision to me.
>>3350309I didn't like You Are Umasou either
>>3350309I wish I could explain better on my attachment to the movie, it's just very Korean in the way it reminds me of the people in my childhood.I'm a sappy sap.
>>3350308He loved him so much he had an entire fanfiction just for GG to read.Think about that for a sec.
I want Rarity's VA to wear a pair of nasty gym socks, force me to sniff them, then mock me for getting a boner
>>3350308This just furthers my theory about there being only you and Glitter Glue on the internet.
>>3349412I preferred her butt from Tuesday.But this is fine too.
soi take it most people here havent played persona 4
>>3350325IT HAD KUNG FU DINOSAURSTHERES NO WINNING WITH YOU ANONYMOUS.ITS OVER
>>3350308We got porn out of the deal, and you got to make a shitpost.Guess who won?
>>3350349I have not.
>>3350349I haven't BEAT persona 4 yet. Are you that Adachi faggot?I'm on the very last boss
Your favorite pony just bought an Atari Jaguar and its entire library of games.Which game does pony play first
>>3350309>>3350272those are some edgy ducks
>>3350329You're describing autism. It's funny how I always net the creepy shits that do shit things when I impersonate their idols.
>>3350341What a peculiar idea.
>>3350341She probably walks around barefoot or in sandals and smells of goat droppings.
>>3350353The one scene where he was a kung-fu dinosaur was pretty great, but everything else was really boringMaybe it was 2deep4me
>>3350367I had a math teacher that only wore sandals. All semester long.
can the real GG plz continue with male twist plz
>>3349828Now I want to see a skit on ponies by Patton Oswalt
>>3350349i have P3 is indisputably better
>>3350384No I quit art
>>3350341Are you me?
>>3350367>Tabitha will never be your basic mushroom
>>3350378Not everybody's a family person or likes kids, it's understandable; don't worry about not liking it, we can't all like the same things.
>>3350386P3 takes itself too seriously. P4 is enjoyably light-hearted
>>3350385I would enjoy such a thing.His YouTube sketch is hilarious.
>>3350386SCOOTANONHOW DO I BEAT NYX
I am level 8.
>>3350401I only know how to beat it to nyx
>>3350384Nah I finally decided to stop coming up with variations on show characters that barely resemble the originals for the sake of sex jokes.
>>3350406How so
>>3350414lol so edgy and coolimpersonate more people you don't like, it's funny
>>3350401grind a few levels and dont be retarded, if nyx puts that moon barrier shit up, order everyone to hold back, Nyx ain't that hard
>>3350414Fake!Clearly!
>>3350424okay.
>>3350316And how do you know you'll remember? You won't. No one won't. It will keep repeating, and so on and so on. And even so the Calamity will still happen. How do you plan to save them? The kid was a few hundred meters from the bar and didn't get affected yet the bartender got fucked.Celandia? It's finished.A new world awaits. A world you can make better.The Calamity left the world in ruins. Who knows how many people survived? But those who survived? They could use your help. You can save them,make their new life easier.
>>3350414Good on you. That's very mature, GG.
>>3350429You're so smart
>>3350424Can do.
>>3350401I'd rather you beat that smug owl.
>>3350429We've got ourselves a Stephen Hawking right here
>>3350429Are you THAT fucking stupid?
>>3350435pffthahaha, I love itkeep on going, come on
>>3350442Thank you!I got a B- in Detectiving.
>>3350427Scootaloo, I...
>>3350437>And how do you know you'll remember? You won't.That's the point. Even if nobody remembers, what difference does it make? Everyone's dead in your scenario, everyone's dead in mine. But my scenario gives us a chance to save people. If all those Ura survived, there's got to be a way to help others before the calamity hits.
>>3350465Something Something sex with Gilda being a beta faggot something something
>>3350391Did you get your first weird boner fro Say Cheese and Die? Fucking Goosebumps books, fetish city.
>>3350406>>3350308>>3350365You know, I'm glad Jetfire isn't here anymore. He doesn't have to see the utter shit you people pull for spite.
Speaking of Obscure ps2 rpgs.My cousin let me borrow dot Hack G.U. since I showed him Sword Art OnlineIs it just me or is this game stupid as all fucking hell?
>>3350506>You peopleIt's one guyone fucking guy
>>3350495Um... Care to let me in on what happened in that that's relevant?
>>3350495What's sexy in it?
>>3350506>white knighting a tripfagHa ha, oh wow.
>>3350495n-no, but...
>>3350491oh man, you're cracking me up over heredo you do this regularly? you could be a contributor!
>>3350506But GG fans are so easy.
>>3350506
>>3350508Can't speak for G.U., but the original Dot Hack was pretty good.I've got Infection and Mutation-need to get the third one of these days.
>>3350365get out, faggot
>>3348714it's okay she does it because pegasi are lighter than air
>>3350531I was one half of that r63 RarityxFemanon ERP, but no, I'm not a regular contributor.Morale: LOW LOW LOWHorsefucking Levels: AutismTheme for the day: My Little Tripfag GeneralPosts:1337
>>3350517>>3350516a girl forces mc to sniff her dirty socks, my heart started pounding and I got a huge boner, didn't know what was happening at the time
>>3350495
>>3350527fuck yeah, that was the first chapter book I ever read, then read it like ten times
>Some faggot being autistic againGood night
>>3350555>game bought>pants on floor>hand on dickLet's do this
>>3350565are you trying to cheat me
>>3350484> Everyone's dead in your scenarioExcept like you said, all those Ura aren't. Who knows what the rest of the world is doing? Maybe the Calamity didn't reach them at all, maybe the Calamity barely affected them or maybe in killed most of them.But if the Kid, Zulf, Zia and Rukus survived for whatever reason alongside ha;f the fucking Ura army who knows how many others survivedYou're scenario is just a time loop that will only break when you get over it and accept there's nothing you can do.There's a whole world full of hope out there. A whole world full of possibility.
>>3350470yes? also use buffs
>>3350527Transformation fetish man. It'll get you.
>>3350172Aspirant postponed until Saturday because a friend dropped by unexpectedly, and his friend is not going to be seen again for a long while. So they're out making memories and we've just got to hold onto our butts until Saturday.
>>3350555K...kind of want.I just know if I ever played it though all of my Steam friends would laugh at me.
>>3350565I'm not being serious you dumb faggot, this isn't funny at all. But feel free to keep wasting your time trying to appease me.And how could you be so fucking awful as to both erp AND shitpost in the general? Get a fucking life.
>>3350590
>>3350590>roleplaying
>>3350601Is his face actually that gigantic?
>>3350600...
>>3350601DELANCIE HAS A HUGE FUCKING HEAD
>>3350600stop impersonating people, anonit's unbecoming
>>3350598>>3350555I suppose you could always just make a 2nd steam account and use that for your horse gaming
>>3350605I swear to god MLPG had an rp thread where it was all rp postsOh wait no..that was just Trixieanon
>>3350600by the way, if you did your research you'd know I get off on being demeaned.
Well at least this isn't as bad as last night when some guy was literally defending him self for fucking his dog. Like through multiple posts.
>>3350567By best friend during childhood was a girl that used to wake me up by holding her smelly socks over my face.It's my strongest fetish, and I kind of hate her for it.
>>3350556>original hack>YOU WANT TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL? FUCK YOU, BRING ME MORE VIRUS CORES>Hack GU>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITHEVERY TIME
>>3350586No. Worst case scenario is a time loop that I don't even recall happening. I'll take that chance.
Also we finally have something in common Scootanon! I'm playing Persona 3 right now and am enjoying it!
>>3350645Yo, still here, dawg.And I'll continue doing so, if anyone would care to level any accusations against me.
>>3350644>i-if you did your research you k-know i like abuse!Just get the fuck out, please. You're an awful human being.
>>3350652You know I never played that.But after having seen this joke everywhere for a while, you feel like explaining it to me?
Damnit flying saucer that was like 6 pictures tops
>>3350649oh god, I'd cream my pants
>>3350401
>>3350651Well, to be fair, it was all built into the story.I liked that you could get to know-even as linear and staid as they were-your fellow players.
>>3350652 I still haven't finished season 2 and I don't care to I also don't care about the new GF episodesWhat's happening to me
*ollies outy*
>>3350672Why don't I see you posting more about this? I thought I was the only one.
>>3350666I also haven't seen wakfu but someone here explained it to me. It's a pretty major spoiler and pretty fucking sad if someone explains the full thing and
>>3350660>We finally got something in commonI will kick your ass with Scootanons ass
>>3350695Oh, never mind then.It's still on my "to watch" list.
>>3350695AND WHAT, ANON?AND WHAT?
Okay, I wrote my Pony or Die submission completely now. I just need to end it. Fuck, I guess it didn't need a satisfying conclusion. Who wants one of those in a story anyway?Batman time.
>>3350680S2's villain isn't as good as Nox anyway.
>>3350278I liked it. Not quite awkward enough for femSnails, but it was nice.
>>3350666To be honest, I don't get the joke either satan
>>3350700>>3350701presumably the guy has 20 minutes to live?
>>3350691Because it's kind of embarrassing, I could never admit it IRL, assuming I ever touch a woman at some point
>>3350697Haha what kind of reaction
>>3350697>dat' Luigi in the background
>you can never wear the pretty bell necklace for it is Grogar's
>>3350712No.
>>3350652Well I guess each one whit his own. Really the pretty big chance that you'll basically be stuck forever in a time loop scares the shit out of me, one of my phobias. Avoiding the time loop by choosing the evacuation ending seems to me a more logical choice since there's no risk and again this way you'll probably help a lot more peopler
>>3350704No one cares.Literally.If this was about the friend off, then, eh, maybe you'd get a person mildly interested. But, here, now, no one gives a fuck.
>>3350697>butt bumping This is my fetish
>>3350663I've calmed down since last night and I've kind of gotten over it because you're not hurting her, but I still don't really consider it okay.Also I realized I'd totally fuck a horse, and despite me trying to justify that in my head I was above you because a horse and a dog are on two different levels, I realized I'm a hypocrite. So sorry, I guess.
>>3350721
>>3350697>the applejack cosplayer in the backgroundwell fuck, an ugly AJ cosplayer, this is new.>>3350660finally, about time you got a taste
>>3350704Open-ended is good. Leaves room for the artist to shape things how they see fit. And trust me, whatever you put out is better than what I had to work with.Have fun with Batman.
>>3350680Do something else.Don't force yourself to watch if you don't want.
I seem to recall that yesterday (or one of the last few days), some one linked some fantasy horse farm game. Anyone remember what it was called?
>>3350739Anime in general is still awful, though.
>>3350732If I do remember each time loop then I'm free to break it whenever I want. If I don't remember it then ultimately it makes no difference anyway.
>>3350738
>>3350718Nigga every fetish discussed here is embarrassing. If you ever feel like making it flavor of the day, I'd gladly assist.
>>3350737I want to get one of those mini mares some day, they're so tight
>>3350765u mad?
>>3350782gabby gums.pls.
>>3350712Disclaimer: I also haven't seen wakfu and this is what I've gathered from here so I may be caeOkay long story shortHe's a time wizard. He works to much on a project ignoring his family and then they die.He regrets this and using the Elia Cube he plans to turn back time and be with his family.The cube uses life energy tough so he has to kill an untold amount of people to power it up, his reasoning being that if he does this and turns back time no onw will die since he won't do that anymore.The cube only sends him back in time 20 minutesI have no idea what happens to him after this but I hear it's bad end and he also dies in front of his family's grave
>>>/f/1723594>fluttershy>not shy0/10 wouldn't clop>>3350761i was gonna say fuck you but then i remembered that all the anime that comes out now is about stupid japanese schoolgirls being stupid and/or transforming their members into ridiculous guns.
>>3350737Na fuck that guy. This is a My Little Pony General and he brings up fucking his dog out of the blue. Take that shit to a bestiality forum. At least Fucking a horse is tangentially related in a nutty way but he was just looking for a confession booth. Fuck him.
>>3350737>Also I realized I'd totally fuck a horseSee, I can't fathom the type of cognitive dissonance it would take to hold this desire and an opposition to a person fucking their dog simultaneously. And apparently, you realized that as well. Apology accepted.
>>3350712Major spoilerThe main antagonist is trying to go back in time so that he can save his family. He ends doing a bunch of terrible things in an attempt to power a time machine he has built, figuring that by going back in time it's like none of the things he did ever happened. The machine only ends up taking back 20 minutes in time.
>>3350781I don't think I'd ever want to own a pet horse, because they really are as dumb as cows.I'd fuck one if I ever got the chance, though.
>>3350799>caeI meant to say wrongHow the fuck did I even fuck up that badjesus Christ
>>3350807Fucking a dog is less tangents away from MLP then, say, Persona 3 is.
>>3350772Yeah, someone do a smelly socks greentext!
>>3350802Actually I would probably watch a show about people transforming their dicks into guns.As long as it was comedic and not erotic.
>>3350772I can't find much good porn in the genre, not much in doujins, either. I've considered getting an escort off backpage, there's a few foot fetish ones, but I can never muster up the courage to do it.
hey what's going on here?pull over now
>>3350799>>3350813>his face when
>>3350645>>3350663>>3350737>>3350812over the line
>>3350761That depends in the type of anime. If you are watching kawaii uguu~ school shit, you're doing wrong.
Ok MLPG. Pick a pony.Got one? GoodIf they were humanized, what color would their hair be?
>>3350833Did you mean to post police pone? I wish I had police pone pictures...
>>3350852>Azumanga Daioh>Bad0/10 see me after class
>>3350663>Yo, still here, dawg.Alright, I laughed.
>>3350861Azumanga is the only exception.
>>3350858Black
>>3350860me too, manme too
>>3350828You don't need to ask some one if playing a video game was wrong.
>>3350799In order to gather enough lifeforce to turn back time 20 minutes, he had to commit genocide by killing a race's equivalent of a world treeAfter he turns back time and it stops after 20 minutes, only enough to undo his genocide, he realises that he'll never be able to save his family, and leaves. No going mad and killing everyone in sight, no speech, he just says 'Sorry' and leavesIn the credits of the episode, it shows the remains of his armor by his family's grave, surrounded by dust, as he chose to no longer support his immortality using magic since his goal is unreachable
>>3350860>police pony throws the book at you>Twilight throws a fit
>>3350858Blonde, duh.
what a beautiful face i have found in this place that is circling all round the sun
>>3350879STREAM IT ALREADY I CANT BE BOTHERED TO DOWNLOAD 26 EPISODES
>>3350858Glorious pinku?
>>3350848That's one of the interesting things about Wakfu, even though it's a children's show they gave the villain some complexity instead of just making evil for no reason.
>>3350829You first, anon.>>3350831Gosh I know, real porn if it is awkward and hard to fap to and I've probably seen every drawn picture there was about it millions of times.As for an escort, go for it. Escorts don't judge as long as they get their money. Just make sure you're safe, y'know? Not only because of stings, but because people get hurt that way.
>>3350892Pink is not a natural colorWhat is Pinkie's REAL hair color?
>>3350877I don't need to ask anyone if fucking my dog is wrong either.Because, um, it's not.also if you willing play tf2 i'm pretty sure you've violated some kind of moral
>>3350858Blonde.
>>3350879Damn, that's pretty sad. I might have to give Wakfu a shot, then. I really haven't heard anything about it up until now. Aside from HIPS.
>>3350887what a beautiful dream that could flash on the screenin a blink of an eye and be gone from me soft and swEEEEEEt
>>3350907>Because, um, it's not.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>3350906Pink.
>>3350879Ah thanks.I only knew the dust partLike I said pretty fucking sad
So I did something
>>3350802>RiPOH SHIT NOW I KNOW WHERE I SAW THAT GUY BEFORE
>>3350899Yeah he doesn't appear that way until the last half dozen or so episodes though.I really liked his special episode where it goes into his backstory and his life before he found the cube.
>>3350710What would you suggest for increased awkwardness?
>>3350887>>3350912AND ONE DAY YOU WILL DIE ANF YOUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
>>3350910Generally its a solid series. Suffers from a lot of filler, but even that is entertaining
>>3350932Wakfu is based on a manga?
>>3350829>See a pony>She wears socks>You follow the pony to her house>You wait for the night>Break in>The pony is sleeping>Search for the laundry bag>Socks are on top>They smell>You take the socks>You leave the house, socks pressed against your chest>They smell
>>3350930but for now we are young let us lay in the sunand count every beautiful thing we can seeeeeeeeeLove to beeeeeeeee
>>3350941There are comics but I'm not sure which came first.
>>3350942That's kinda... flat.
>>3350941No. Its actually based off a game
>>3350942Need more sock masturbation.
>>3350921GoshTheir snouts, man. Their snouts.
>>3350900I remember one good video, it was on clips4sale and two girls come back from the gym and start giving the guy a footjob, good stuff. The vast majority of it is either creepy or poorly done, though.
TESSYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A STREAM
>>3350941wasn't there a game?
>>3350916Not him, but honestly, I really don't see anything morally wrong with having sex with animals. Only time where I would say it's bad is when the animal doesn't want it. It's pretty fucking obvious to tell.>go to sex dog>dog runs from youBetter apply some more foreplay, champ.
>>3350922THIS ISN'T THE BUTT CLUB
>>3350941Isn't it based off of a game?
THEY BRONIES NOW
>>3350966I can see your point but>Better apply some more foreplay, champ.that made me feel sick
>>3350942>>3350953I guess you could say that green text was a real stinker!
>>3350916See, now you're just railing. You can't shout things like that and expect to be taken seriously. If you have a legitimate argument, I'd be happy to discuss the issue with you.
>>3350966I agree. The only thing that should matter is that it is consensual. Species shouldn't matter. That's just religious moralist bullshit.
>>3350958They are suffering from Rayman Nose Syndromethat's my excuse for now
>>3350764>If I don't remember it then ultimately it makes no difference anyway.See this is my problem. There's a pretty big chance of that happening so each time you'll be confronted with this choice you'll have the same reasoning and choose to rewind time again.You aren't traveling back in time, you rewind it.And this bothers me the most. It's like a temporal death of the Universe since time will never pass that part.It's a straight line that end with a loop instead of going forward.
>>3350966Mares wink really hard, they're strong enough to actually push your dick out if they want to, they milk you completely dry with those contractions
>>3350982who the fuck is that
>>3350983I was trying to >jokes. Guess it was in bad taste.
>>3350966That doesn't even make sense.If you mercilessly beat a loyal dog it will still be loyal. This isn't any different.
>>3350974>>3350965its based on a sprite MMO by the same name, Wakfu.in fact, during the first seasons, if you googled Wakfu, the game would come up before the show on the results.the game is shit anyway.
>>3351005But it may become less loyal through the beating.
>>3350996The thought of that makes my dick go hard.
>>3351005>if you mercilessly beat a loyal dog it will still be loyalBut that's not true at all
>>3350999average LoL player
>>3350968Nope. It's effect veiler cumming all over 3 tour guides.
>>3350984Pinkie plspls
>Bestiality>some anons saying that it's rightLook I'm not touching this.Each with his own but still it kinda bothers me
>>3351020It can differ from dog to dog, but essentially it's no different than an abused house wife.
Your favorite pony just decided to stop wasting her life sitting around idly browsing mlpg
>>3351031I don't think it's right, or even normal, but I don't think it's wrong as long as the animal doesn't get hurt.
>>3351031There is nothing wrong with any two members of any two species having sex, if both parties want it.
>>3351024>>3351024
>>3351005>>3350966>>3350916>>3350907>>3350877>>3350828>>3350807>>3350737>guys im fucking my dog>GUYS IM FUCKING MY DOG>GUUUUYS>MY DOOOOG>IM FUUUUCKING IT>"jesus christ get the fuck out retard we don't care">STOP ACCUSING ME OF FUCKING MY DOOOOOG~
well this thread turned sour fastbut of cource it's the contributors fault, and nothing to do with the legion of shitpostingoh no
>>3351005See now, that's where all this other shit factors in. Applying that logic to sex, the person would have to have raped the animal in the first place. That was on my no-no list from the start.I'm not talking about raping your dog until she likes it. I'm talking about fucking your dog because she's okay with it.
>>3351031I blast like a firehose, it feels way too good to care if they can consent or not
>>3351010scootanon why do you play vidya gaems but never listen to music
>>3351031I can see where he's coming from and actually have no arguments against it as long as it's consensual
>>3351056I want it to not be archived.
>>3351031Shit like this is usually the sign for me to get out of MLPG and do something else.So, good night MLPG and I hope you have fun discussing actual bestiality.
>>3351056I blame that ERPing faggot that also shitposts as welcome contributors.It's just, how can one be such a bastard?I mad.
>>3351052He certainly is being dogged about the whole thing!
Everyone hats us.It's a hat train.
>>3351005> This isn't any different.Yes it is.You see, my dog isn't in pain when I'm fucking her. If you're trying to argue that I shouldn't interpret her wagging her fucking tail during as a sign that she enjoys what is happening, and that she's secretly in pain, then, oh no, what if she secretly doesn't like it when I scratch her behind the ears, too. >If you mercilessly beat a loyal dog it will still be loyalThis isn't even objectively true.
>>3351049>>3351050We are not going down this road tonight, MLPG. We just fucking aren't.SO.We shall world-build instead.That Crystal Kingdom. Where do you think it is in relation to Equestria? West? East? Or is it further North? Maybe it's on the Old Continent?
>>3351075You're just jealous, cause you don't have any horses to fuck.>mfw I don't either
>>3351075Yeah I woke up for Luna Quest but with the whole postponing thing I'm going to sleep too.Like I said I think it's kinda wrong.
>>3351052>"jesus christ get the fuck out retard we don't care"except no one said that
>>3351069i listen to music sometimes, it just doesnt provokes me anything i just listened to some Bohemian rhapsody and Civil War
>>3350996this post makes me wish I lived near a horse farm
>>3350645YOUYOU MADE THIS THREAD GO TO SHIT
>>3351089South.
>>3351037>but essentially it's no different than an abused house wifeNigga, housewives that stay around for that kind of shit have just as many mental problems as the guys beating them.
>>3351024Rather appropriate imagery, if you keep up with current rulings. Though he's also doing the tour bus.
>tfw live in the mountains>tfw semen stains the mountaintops
>>3351082THE HAT TRAIN HAD NO HORSE
>>3351089I'd love to discuss anything but what's currently in the thread, but the Crystal Kingdom doesn't appeal to me at all.
>>3351088You are more than one different kind of stupid.
>>3351079
>>3351089It has to bee pretty close since you know Celestia basically got the princess as a teen to take care of a damn small kid.
>>3351109Yeah I know.I'll draw some ponies later to make up for it, at least I have to leave for a few hours so it's not my problem.
>>3351089I hope it's in one of the G3 areas or somethingy'know, give it the "Old Magic Was Here" feel
>>3351102He did.
>>3351115I guess you could say winter is coming!
>>3351102Well, we sure as hell are doing so nowplease decist this line of inquiry
>>3351119Well, until they officially mention Zebrabwe, we're stuck with it.>>3351131Could have been trouble with the Royalty in the Crystal Kingdom. Cadance might not have been the eldest, either. Anything other than the firstborn were encouraged to join either the military or clergy if they were nobles, and who's to say a foreign exchange program wasn't part of that deal to Cadance out any political jockeying?
>>3350926The awkwardness would probably have to occur before the actual sex. Your leadup to the sex was rather short in comparison. You could fluff it out with some spaghetti on her part, through conversation or actions. Even though she's practically dripping by the time she gets up the stairs, she could still be awkward before they start fucking.
>>3351089Well, if it's tied to the Crystal Caves beneath Canterlot, Equestria may well have BEEN part of the Crystal Kingdom at some point.>The Crystal Ponies didn't have just one homeland - they were a vast Kingdom that spanned the entire continent>Equestria, and perhaps several other lands and civilizations, were built over the ruins of their empire - Crystal Caves are scattered all over the world, empty and forgotten.I wanna say like the Ayeilids or the Dwemer, almost.
Where the hell is aspirant it's 8PM
The mare also has several wondrous improvements over her human counterpart. Thefirst of these is the wink, described earlier. Not only is this used to attracta mate, it also occurs during mating which can be extremely exciting to a humanpartner. In some larger mares the clitoris will actually lift under a man’stesticles. The mare also has the ultimate trick of contracting her whole vaginaalmost to the labial lips in a tight, convulsive grip of her mate’s penis. Thiswill normally be accompanied by a grunt each time the contraction occurs. Thisis the famous and illusive "maregasm". These enhancements to the standard humanrepertoire make mares incredible sexual partners and lovers.
>>3351191Pushed back to Saturday
>>3351191Fucking his dog.
>>3351191Delayed until Saturday.And you would have missed it by an hour, he goes by EST.
>>3351169It was like Theon Greyjoy, Celestia kidnap Candyass.
>>3351191he had something to do so he will move the quest to this saturday
lets discuss ponoedo you think there will be another special at the season opener like john de lancie for s2?
>>3351203EVERYFUCKINGTIME
>>3351189>ayleids>dwemer>yfw Bethesda makes a shitty mlp mmothey only hire three voice actors
>>3351221I don't know why you find my filenames so funny.
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
>>3351218I need to finish watching S1 of Wakfu some day.
>>3351237Why don't you do a synchtube extravaganza, I need to watch it, too.
>>3351218>There will neer be a duo of music playing pony villans voiced by Andrew WK and Weird Al
>>3351226>We lose FS's VAAcceptable.
>>3351226If one of them is Tabitha it won't make a diference
>>3351210For all we know Cadence might have been deposed or soemthing actually interestingBecause she wandered around being a foalsitter for who knows how long, considering Twilight says she is THE foalsitter in Equestria - considering Aliconrn lifespans I wouldn't be suprised if Cadence imported or invented the concept of foalsitting in Equestria.
>>3351246>synchtubedoesn't this only work for youtube videos?
Best: Semen [ft. MF DOOM]Runner-up: Sorry dude, but I would totally suck your mom's tits if she wanted me toWorst: That one time I blew my dick off with a rifle
>>3351262TrueeeI guess it would have to be livestream.
Guys, I'm too mad to pony.What do I do?
>>3351282It's a doggy dog world out there, just chill out.
>>3351202That fucking pastebin.>tfw you don't live anywhere near a farm
>>3351259She seemed to age normally toughI think only Celestia and Luna are immortal beings
>>3351233people seem to confuse me with you some times
>>3351293CARLOS
>>3351282how can you be too mad to pon?stay here anon
MLPG, should I pone,vidya. or fap?
>>3351294>tfw you live near a field with horses 7/7>tfw those are foul smelly beasts
>>3351276>see thumbnail>oh this pony looks kinda cool>enlarge>it wasn't a pony at all>mfw
>>3351326You should roll for it
>>3351326all 3 simultaneously
>>3351326Fap! To horses!
>>3351329At least dogs are clean.
Guys what do you think about my Snails
>>3351326Fap to pone vidya
>>33513263 monitors2 hands 1 penisALL
>>3351329What do you expect. It's not like they shower every day like humans. I'm sure if horses showered every day, they wouldn't smell any worse than humans.
>>3351310I feel like my veins are filled with gasolineI'm simply too mad
You're sitting down in Equestria having a picnic with the mane six ponies.They're all curious about the world you come from.What do they ask you about?How do you answer?
>>3351344Stop
someone make the new thread i don't want to do it
>>3351344Are they? They smell bad, and like to eat feces and stuff.
>>3351366make me, whore
>>3351363They ask me about Pinkie Pie uppercut
>>3351363>pic>not pinkieUppercutsAJ.jpgfor shame
>>3351363I tell them a picnic is not really a good place for me to tell them about the horrors of my world
>>3351363they ask about how we do things without magic and i tell them we do them will THE POWER OF FREEDOM! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>>3351393>>3351397lol file name injoke so funny
NEW HORSE PLEASE
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>>3351407>injokeLook at the thumbnail, dude
>>3351405that fucking songim not from the USA but love it anyway, although I know it's satyrical
>>3351363They can ask whatever they want because I'll answer them truthfully.I just hope they won't ask me if I won't miss my family and friends and if they don't miss me.I mean the only ones I'll miss are you guys and maybe very very very few family members.And really telling them that I miss a few strangers on the internet that I met because they liked a show for little girls more than my family and my friends would be pretty awkward.
>>3351363Which main six would be MOST willing to have sex with a human
>>3351407suck my cock dude
>>3351437gladly~
>>3349551Hahahah oh shit I'm dying dooks
>>3351448genderbend anon?
>>3351386You make me sick.You wouldn't have asked told us about it if you didn't think it was wrong on some level. Have fun being in denial.
>>3350991I agree. But I'm also of the opinion that animals are not intelligent enough to consent, especially not under US law as it applies to minors/disabled people.
