Where would you live in Ponetown?
>le rape
ghetto
what if pony where to pony pny?
middle of townso i can masturbate with the blinds down as i stare at the mares and fillies outside.
wherever the chubby slutty mare dwells.chubby slutty mare fucking where?
>rape
>>3335254In the Everfree with my zebra waifu Zecora
Edge of town, where I could get some privacy when desired. But still be able to reach the market and other things in town quickly.
>>3335254>living in ponyville>not living in the forest with zecora and drinking zibba potions all day
>>3335182That is some fucked up shit man.
chubby slutty mare pics?
>>3335281>masturbating in Ponyville>not seeking out ponies for companionship and moreSo Beta
>planes
Tartarus.
>>3335254Above Sugarcube Corner with the pink horse I like.
>>3335312
>>3335254Between the outskirts and town center. Close enough to the stores, but far enough not to be caught in the hubbub of everyday life.Alternately, I'd have a workshop on the outskirts of town, focusing on crafts (wood, stone, bone) and would take full advantage of my proximity to the forest to gather materials.
>>3335182>He has no laughterIt looks like he's laughing to me.
I wish there was a Hisoka type character in FiM
*fart*
He's just going to keep this thing going as long as he can, isn't he?
>>3335338a humorless laugh.
Still waiting for that Femanon x Soarin fic here.
Yes. I would break into Rarity's house and watch her sleep. I would leave a rose next to her pillow ever night
>>3335326
>>3335281oh scoots~ why you gotta grin all sexy like that...
>>3335311that is pretty beta. its not they could fight back if you tried to rape them anyway.I would live near the mountains next to ponyville.i like the view.
>>3335354fastest case of bandwagon ever?
>>3335354He is backpedaling.
I've heard that the Dothraki lie with their horses. Is this true?
>>3335354Well, he's an old talk-show radio hostSo yeah. He's gonna carry shit out for as long as he can. That's his job. He's not unlike a plumber
>>3335330So... You'd live with Fluttershy?
>>3335354Of course he is.He needs attention to survive
>>3335326These remind me of the mass production eva's. all i can think of is them tearing up a-10 pony like she was asuka.
>>3335374that's de Lancie.
>>3335354I wonder if he's actually serious
>>3335298>>3335300mah niggas
>>3335385I don't think she'd be too keen on bonecrafting. I'd likely live alone, barring any ponies that either are willing to work with me, or are just curious.
>>3335388Amusing how he pretty much bullshited his way thru the Bronycon questions.
>>3335254In the Whitetale Woods, in some rickety shelter I had to throw together. >Ponies don't allow humans to live in town, due to some law they have, despite never seeing a human before.>Attempting to buy or at the very least barter with the ponies in town is fruitless, the town seals itself up when ever you show up.>Eventually guards show up and order you to leave.>Arriving back 'home' you notice the shelter you made for yourself fell over, and scattered itself across the woods.>Hoof marks are seen around the site.
>>3335387Skybreaker pls go
YOU GET TO LIVE IN PONYVILLEYou share a body with Discord, while having non of his powers at your disposal
>>3335406what
>waifuing a Zebra
>>3335403I'd let Fluttershy craft my bone any day.
>>3335254With all the other humans, in secret villages hidden beneath the towns. Seeing as humans are the size of ants in Equestria
>>3335419I'm sure your femur would make a lovely flute.
>>3335417slut.
>>3335356I'm not so big on Soarin myself, but the other requester was here first, and she's being awfully generous about it. However, if somewhere down the line, someone would want to write a nice Big Macintosh fic, that woul be nice too.
Donde estas RustyDooks?
>>3335407I bet fluttershy would let me stay with her in that scenario, just like the parasprites
>>3335354>Hes in the general right now.
>>3335356Was there any specific content or theme to that? I didn't see the original request.
>>3335426wat
>>3335448Make her as slutty as possible.
>>3335448Cock worship iirc.
>>3335432SHE IS A PURE MAIDEN YOU FUCKING BITCH
>>3335435sup
>>3335407Bullshit. Their society is based on friendship. As long as I'm cool to them, they shouldn't be so awful to me.At the very least, the super six would try to help me.They already learned their lesson about prejudice from Bridle Gossip.
>>3335439He talks about DJ Acid the next morning
>>3335448Soarin has an awkward time figuring out how to fuck a female human for a while, before getting into the rhythm of things, so the femaon starts taking initiative with a blowjob/cockworship
>>3335461And this >>3335453
>>3335356>>3335434I hope it happens I am dying for it.
>>3335463Who the fuck drew that shit?I want to thank them personally.
>>3335406Eh. He mentioned how he had seen somewhere between 10 and 15 episodes. I bet even Tara hasn't seen that many. Sauce is that private Q&A at BronyCon.
>>3335354Howard please...It's okay to be an old crotchety man unwilling to give something new and unusual a chance.Really it is.
>>3335463That reminds me, does LK have a place where he posts all his chubby pones?
>>3335456que
>>3335407Fine. They think I'm a monster? I can PLAY the monster.>the next group of ponies that sneak into the forest to knock your shelter over are caught in snares and left hanging from the trees
>>3335455sluuuuuuuuut.
>>3335482LK I think.
>>3335463I like this horse.I wish to be visited by her one night.
>>3335439>"Now let me tell you guys about something.">His co-hosts are trying not to laugh.>"I'm being serious here, there are these two guard captains, that apparently have these self discovery adventures or something.">At this point his co-hosts are in hysterics.>"Shut up, assholes, the night one is my fucking wiafu!"
>>3335487he's probably trolling though
>>3335503Wrong, anon. That's how monsters think.You've got to show them that you're a good guy.
>>3335504I'M WARNING YOU MAN YOU'RE ABOUT TO REGRET THOSE WORDS
>>3335449Thanks, I was hoping someone else would think it was hot!
>>3335512somebody mention Midnight Blossom?
>>3335340too twisted and grimdark, better pick a Gon or Biscuit type
>>3335512>he pronounces it "we a foo"
>>3335454>>3335461>CockworshipYou remember how I said MLPG hadn't given me many fetishes beyond size queen? I lied.
>>3335505he's questing right nowi don't think even he's that good at multitasking
>>3335463>drawing porn of a furfags OC>who doesnt even visit hereoh you guise, you are so silly!
>>3335426I think I saw this headcanon some time ago.I'd like you to explain your logic.
>>3335528SLUT
>>3335391unf
>>3335528*Handles .50 cal and combat shotgun*
>>3335528slut.
>>3335535That's her name?
>>3335535>Midnight BlossomI like that name.
>>3335528Slutty slut slut slut.slut
>>3335528Shes a trollop.
>>3335554>actions in asterisksPlease, kill yourself piss.
>>3335528
>>3335505That style really doesn't remind me of LK. Whether it is or isn't him, the artist should know that I gratefully accept his contribution.
>>3335559I think that was the original artist's name for herand Cloud Skipper
>>3335559That's what Equestria-Prevails calls her.Sun Guard's name is Cloud Skipper, I think.
>>3335528get her off the table Slut
>>3335564You are going to love her co-captains name.Pinnacle of masculinity.
>>3335571
>>3335571>not getting the jokehow new are you?
>>3335506If you're a very good poster and contribute to the general, then you will be granted a visit from the slutty mare.
Somewhere close to Sugarcube corner so I could visit and inhale the sweet smells of Pinkie Pie's farts
>>3335582They dont have "real" names other than the shadow and the spear.
asked this a few months ago.you are transported to Equestria. you will meet your favorite pony, and the two of you will fall in love. you will be allowed to stay in Equestria for six months, whereupon you will be given an option. you can either choose to leave Equestria, immediately, with no explanation given to any of the ponies. OR, you can stay in Equestria forever. but here's the thing: to do so, your favorite pony must walk in on you having passionate sex with her rival, or, if she has no explicit rival, Gilda. your favorite pony will probably forgive you, and your relationship will probably be salvageable. but her heart will be completely shattered.there is no third option. there is no way out. you cannot avoid this scenario, and this question: which pain hurts less?
>>3335571You are an idiot.
>>3335582>>3335584>>3335588>She calls him "Skippy" when nobody else is around>Sun Captain hates it.
>>3335528I believe you anon, Rarity isn't a slut. She is a beautiful orchid, and too good for this world.
>>3335592is there a slutty mare that's a little more...lithe?and not as loose as a barn door?
>>3335582Well, I am still going continue to write them without ever using their names.Harumph!
>>3335548>>3335557>>3335566>>3335567>>3335575>>3335585
>>3335598Look in the comments you dumbass.
>>3335535Is that one of Luna's guards?
>>3335584>>3335582Shit. Hard to take him seriously with that name. He looks better than SA though.
>>3335588>cloud skipperFucking really?
>>3335600I liked the one where the second option was being able to enjoy 5 years of PURE RABU with the Pony of your choice, only to develop a deadly disease that kills you quickly in the last months. Living a short but happy life
>>3335614The slutty mare takes on whatever form is most pleasing to your boner
>>3335545what do you mean I dont visit herei dont think its silly if I draw my own OC
>>3335526...what if I WANT to be the monster?The Ogre of Everfree Forest has a nice ring to it.
>>3335619I'll reserve "Midnight Blossom" for when we're alone
>>3335630Is a oc.
>>3335632Shining Armor is a touchy subject around him.
>>3335638g2bed shrekanon
>>3335647A night guard OCSo essentially, yes
>>3335600The second option.Even if it kills me, I can't give up Equestria and I CERTAINLY can't hive up her. We could get through it together. Probably is good enough for me.I'd just tell her it was part of my Faustian bargain to be with her.
>>3335630Captain of the aerial wing of the night guard.Total party animal.
>>3335614she can be whatever your cock wants her to be.
>>3335612Dammit, what DOESN'T he hate?He's turning into the Francis of this story.
>>3335657In my headcanon the night guards are augmented earth ponies
>>3335637oh shit, LK finally got you to visit?!more please... i don't care how. nice and chubby~
Would you hug_ a filly non-sexually?Which?
>>3335661He doesn't hate Zecora.
>>3335619It's your choice, man. Ain't gonna make you call them by name if you don't want to.>implying Sun Guard/Sun Captain would want to be referred to as anything but "Sir" or "Captain" by his recruits.>implying Moon Guard/Captain wouldn't still tease him about it
>>3335670the one you posted
>>3335670YesSilver Spoon
>>3335638Well... I guess if you WANT... I'd rather make friends...
>>3335656you don't talk about Faustian bargains. that's implicit in the concept of a Faustian bargain.
>>3335670Fillyshydat gangle
>>3335670I have so many of them I want to hug. Can't I just hug Twist, Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara, and Sweetie all at once?
>>3335667Well of course.The spell is simple enough for the princess to use of them.Hell, she enchanted the armor to give the desired effects.
>>3335651The guy does have everything handed to him while he gets fuckall.
>>3335667>the bat wings and slit-eyes are an illusion spell bound into the armor of high-ranking Lunar Guards
Alright, I don't know if I'm gonna finish this pic. Haven't touched it in two-days. Does anybody even want a finished version of it?Haven't drawn a certain page either.
>>3335699I wouldThat is it say if you want to finish it, too
>>3335670TWISTTWIST AND ONLY TWISTFOREVER
>>3335696Is not simple for me and only the greatest ponies survive.
please stop just a dayeven 12 hourspleasefor me
>>3335670Yes. The one you posted.
>>3335697He can't even spell "commissariat."
>tfw your reference folder doesn't have something you're looking forAnyone got a FULL screencap pic of Applebloom?
>>3335699>Haven't drawn a certain page either.>Enraged lemon man.
>>3335714she won't stay a filly forever, anon~
>>3335694Everyone all at once or one at a time. Your choice.
>>3335720why?
Would you a human Applejack sexually?
>>3335670ALL of them!
>>3335690Nope! Too late! You didn't mention it!No one ever mentions it!She'd understand I had to make certain sacrifices to free myself from this horrible world to spend my life with her.She'd still be crushed, but it would soften the blow quite a lot.Hell, I'd tell her about it BEFORE I had to fuck Gilda.
>>3335739
>>3335686>>3334154>>3334354You might like these.
>>3335753there's a statistical guarantee that she's hotter than the others, so yes.
>>3335748Twist quest when?
>>3335758This nigga.
>>3335461>>3335453>>3335454Double-checking here and in archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlp3087677.htmlSo what I'm getting from all this is a slutty femanon that somehow snatches an awkward Soarin for a fuckfest and cock worship?I'll put it on my list. Anything else?
>>3335751i just think we shouldthis has been going on constantly for nearly 2 yearsisn't it timefor a break
>there will never be room in Chrysalis' heart for you
>>3335764
>>3335769>it died after just two postsWHYYYYYYYY
>>3335780Mindbreak the femanon?
>>3335637gonna have to call bullshit, real furries dont visit here.
>>3335784>2 >years >of>My Little Pony>of your life
Where's the marker?
>>3335780Perfect.>>3335784Or maybe you can leave.>>3335793Ok now is perfect.
>>3335785>implying she has a heart
>>3335780Please and thank you. Replacing gender pronouns in gay fics is about all we've got to scrape by on for now.
>>3335764>drunken applejack will never make out with her little sister, her redneck instincts towards incest overpowering her willpower
>>3335796>nernaki>gg>rose
>>3335796Wolf Nanaki
>>3335356>>3335356>>3335356I refuse to believe there is as much perverted and sick girls in the generals as usual crowd. Not counting Jessy/Reu/Rose, they hats sex.
>>3335806>she has multiple hearts>still not enough room for you
>>3335661Well, there was the one time at a Ponyville bar...He had a chance encounter with the local Zebra.Ended up talking to her hours after the bar closed.
>>3335749>all at once
>>3335803just a small breakeven if i leave, you'll still be going at iti'm worried about you
>>3335785>so you MAKE room
>>3335793Umm. You can if you want. I certainly wouldn't say no. By the end, anyway.
>>3335768FFFFFFFFFFFUCK THOSE THIGHS...
>>3335811>pronoun replacement in gay ficsJesus, I don't think it was ever that bad in any other fandoms I've looked at.
Would anyone like second-person AnonxFemsnails?if so, human nethers or mare cunt?
>>3335813
>>3335819We just like you guys>>3335833Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
>>3335720I'm being trying that since last year but no matter what I can't stop
>>3335819>Rose>hatting sexThe other day she told us she was put on a donkey show for us if it weren't for school
>>3335820Pretty sure it's just a hole. Like her legs.
>>3335796Are you fucking serious?>Mangneto>GG>Apples>Worf nanaki>0r0 used to post hereAnd tons of other, less flamboyant furfags.
>>3335802Did LK do cute chubby Marker pone?
>>3335850i wish that I had a name and everyone hated me then I could leave easy
>>3335785what kind of pain, what kind of betrayal, must she have felt, to turn this once-alicorn princess into a corrupted, insect-like husk?who broke her heart? who could put it back together?
>>3335819>I refuse to believe there is as much perverted and sick girls in the generals as usual crowd. If you mean as many, then you're probably spot-on. Otherwise there would be more greentexts with femanon leads. If you mean you doubt we're as perverted... well, that's a whole other can of worms.>>3335848Please don't thank me. I'm not the author, just another would-be reader.
>>3335813>>3335847ANON YOU ARE A WIZARD!DO IT AGAIN!
>>3335848> implying you are a girlwe /b/ nowgreat
>>3335813>You will never three way with AJ and Little Apple.
>>3335864>Did LK do cute chubby Marker pone?Marker pone is not for your fetishy desires
>>3335669okay, but im kinda rusty
>>3335868>fanonI still would.
>>3335868>All that fanon
>>3335874but i was deliberately referencing that pict-ohoh you're making fun of me again aren't you
Dooks you still here?
>>3335845Shoot, I read that backwards. Yes, I'd probably fool around with the goofball, but only because he sort of reminds me of my first boyfriend. And because he needs a little love.
>>3335780 here>>3335793>>3335803>>3335811>>3335833Okay, so Femanon tops Soarin, cock worships him, and somehow she's the one that gets mindbroken?That last one is a bit of a loop for me. Your demands only make my _job_ harder. I like a challenge.
>>3335661He has fun sometimes...
>>3335796i can confirm that's their style. never expected them to show up
>>3335874Lament something that will never happen!Hurry!
>>3335736>LIST OF THINGS SUN CAPTAIN HATES ABOUT SHINING ARMOR>"Incompetent Leader">"Lacks Focus">"No appreciation for his forces as individuals">"Thinks Pegasi Are Earth-Ponies with wings.">"Spent Entire Changeling Invasion Staring at a Wall">"Possible Womanizer">below it, Midnight Blossom added a little doodle of Shining Armor with a handlebar moustache>He has added several speech bubbles>"I get promotions that I don't deserve because I'm married to my Queen's niece!">"I take credit for my underlings' successes and stick them with my failures!">"I couldn't lead a Pegasus squadron to save my life, because I have absolutely no knowledge of air-based tactics!">"I undermine my underlings' authority in front of them and treat them like slow children!">"I don't know the proper spelling of "commissariat!">"I was born into a privileged family and haven't had to work for anything in my life!">"I can't do anything right, but everyone still loves me!"
TAW YOU STILL HERE
>>3335868Chrysalis is evil dude, she was born evil, and she'll always be evil. She is like a Wasp.
>>3335637Wait so you're...Toxicko/redintravenous?
>>3335871I find it comforting that there are femanons just as depraved as the rest of us.
>>3335905no
>>3335880make it teenage apple and you've got a deal
>>3335881>tfw got yelled at for asking for a r34 marker.You gentlemen protect it well.
>>3335791so get it on again.
>>3335868I could help her.I want to help her.She's got to still have some glimmer of goodness deep within her.
>>3335901I'm not the original requester, but though Soarin seems too airheaded for my tastes I'd gladly read such a story, especially for the cockworship. Good luck!
>>3335880I'm not sure whether I'd be disappointed or excited if they focused more on each other than me.
>>3335917yes it is me
>>3335905>You will never go to sleep and wake up in Equestria
>>3335881>implying I want to fetishy herI just wanted a cute chubby Marker Pone. Totally non sexual. Honest. Really.
>>3335901Original requester herePleasePlease if you're doing this just do it.Some oral would be nice and then some good fucking butNo mindbreaking. That's just. What?
>>3335905>Cadence will never be loved by MLPG.
>>3335915not aggressive enough to be a wasp.
>>3335931>Trying to help a narcissist.
>>3335945HOLY SHIT OW
>>3335882hhnnngggthank you!
>>3335882thank you for the horse butt art
>>3335898DooksDooks plspls
>>3335926Compromise: She's thirteen.
>>3335943Well that's neat. First time visiting or have you lurked a bit or what?
>>33359452 painful.
>>3335970I'm about to sleep, what's up?
>>3335931Whatever the circumstances may have been, How could you possibly help someone who's gone that far off the deep end? Changelings need to do what they need to do to survive. And they're branded as monsters for it. So that's what they became.They're too far gone for help....Right?
>>3335791Would you lie on the floor next to her, just listening to whatever was playing on the turntable, her hand/hoof in yours?Would you play your favorite albums for her?Would you tell her about your favorite bands?Would you teach her to hear the "boring, lifeless" classical music that her parents will only allow in their home as something beautiful again?Would you teach her to dance? REALLY dance, not like that ballroom crap her parents had her learn?
>>3335845>>3335845Asking again.
>>3335945nononononononononoonoill just stay home and mastubateit's nice and safe masturbatingno mroe sex for me hahahanope nope niopenoepjust my nice safe hand for ol' anon from now on
>>33359822 SLWO FOR ME XXXDDDXDXDEPIC TRIBES FERECE
>>3335845Do it please. I don't care which set of nethers you use. But make it as awkward as you fucking can.
>>3335909>He respects Shining Armor's sister.>Twilight is scared of him from the stories she has heard of how he reacts when her brother talks to him.
>>3335973are we the same age, or are we also 13 years old?this is kind of a deal-breaker here
>>3335985Right.
>>3335964Narcissists need love & friendship, too. She doesn't have to be a monster.
Insanity is a conundrum, for how is an insane mind to accurately examine itself to determine that it is insane?I think I am insane, guys.Or at least autistic.
>>3335980Hey here's a WIP. Some stuff has to be changed around before I color.Goodnight!
>>3335987>>3335845Marecunt.
>>3335949i would like to 2nd this honest and honorable, non-fetishy request for a delightfully plump marker pone because cute.>not sexyfor example, chubby nurse pone
>>3335977I lurk sometimes, heard my pone was liked so I thought I'd draw some for you guys
Well you know how it goesboobs or gtfo
>you will never hear a pony tell you that they love you>you will never believe them
>>3335985I'm going to need a fapfic or a series of titillating images detailing Queen Chrysalis's fall and total perversion into a changling Queen.
>>3336023>>>/b/
>>3335985>>3335964Chrysalis has to be saved. If there's hope for her then there's hope for me. ;_;
>>3336012If you think you're insane you can't be insane, dummy.
which pony has the strongest nipples and would be able to do this?
>>3335994I don't get it.
>>3335986>not liking ballroom dancingNigga, we can do all KINDS of dances.But the best kind of dance is when you just improvise. Sure it makes you look like an idiot 99% of the time, but you're usually enjoying yourself too much to care.Just gotta be spontaneous.
>>3336006Narcissists use love and friendship to get what they want. They only care about themselves. They use people like you until you're no longer useful to them and then discard you like nothing. Caring for a narcissist is a sure-fire way for heartbreak and pain. You can not change them. You can not help them.
>>3335960I honestly don't know how the mindbreaking would work, either. Not usually a thing of mine since it's usually done in a hostile or predatory fashion.Probably Femanon just really liking sex even if it's with an awkward dork like Soarin especially with an awkward dork like Soarin?
>>3336015>>3335995Like, how awkward we talking here?Premature orgasms on both sides, slipping out, badly misapplied thirdhand experience?Make some suggestions. I'll add 'em, within reason.
>>3336003Whatever you want, I guess.I was pretty much the same when I was thirteen as I am now, sexually.
If chrysalis is corrupted why are there other changelings? Check mate fanonfags
>>3336020Neat.She's adorable, and pretty arousing, so thanks.
>>3336034Mr Rogers would have believed in her.You should believe in her too.
>>3335880I'm thinking of something like applejack walks into a room where little applebloom is blowing you and she starts yelling at you and her little sister but then she sees your amazing dick when it pops out of her sisters mouth and pretty soon both of them are blowing you and occasionally kissing each otherit was gonna be a greentext but it was really stupidimma go now
>>3336055Badly misapplied thirdhand experience. Not knowing what to do. Pretending to know what to do and doing it wrong. Being so excited she can barely talk straight. Keeps worrying that if she messes up she'll botch the deal and won't get any. And ideally a bunch of initial flirting that goes terribly for her but just ends up really endearing that awkward personality.
>>3336078>you will never amaze applejack with your tiny dick
>>3336027>you will never hold her gently by the shoulders and kiss her>you will never cup your hand against her cheek and rub gently with your thumb>you will never sift your fingers through her mane
>>3335945>>3335945>>3335945Oh god umm... is there a full video for that? I didn't know it is actually possible to "break it". I mean, it is physically impossible, there is no bones, it is simple meat. I want to know what happens next. pz?
>>3336036If you think you're insane, but you're not, then you're insane.It sounds like a catch-22, but it's actually true
>>3336053I think as long as you do it, we'll enjoy it. All two? Three? of us. I'm willing to take what I can get when it comes to stallions.
>>3336051But... maybe I'm a classic narcissist myself. And maybe I only want to "help" her for selfish reasons.
>>3335985so say they.some say she desires love, not for any physical hunger. that is just a convenient lie to keep outsiders unaware of the truth. some say that she hungers for love, to reunite her with the stallion she lost so long ago.fuck you, you like fanon sometimes, this is no different than DT and Screwloose.
>>3336055>Premature orgasms on both sidesCan females have premature orgasms? I mean, even if they did it wouldn't really be a problem...
>>3336014Hahaha oh shit!Thanks for the pic again, compadre!
>>3336051Good thing this isn't the real world then.
so you guys are pretty gayi wonder what other communities I could be a part of
>>3336037applebloom, this is canon
>>3336089I was debating-her room, or his car? I'm assuming this is spaghettisplosion anon. Also, is all the awkwardness on her part, or is Anon similarly inexperienced?
>>3336100Implying I like DT and Screwloose
>>3336093You can rip the internal tissues.
>>3336090>you have to settle for Rarity>she really really into humiliation
>>3336053YeahPleaseNone of the mindbreaking bullshit but if you are going to write it for me you are the best person ever.Which means I probably have to buy a better webcam to hold up my end of the promise.
>>3336061She spawned them.Or corrupted normal pones.Fanon is impenetrable, anon.
>>3336078no please stayall that sex-denial from teen-Apple Bloom has left me some serious blue ballsI NEED this man
>>3335996>He is a master of keeping himself under control and holding in his reactions to the idiotic things he says>Moon Guard can tell when he's angry, from the throbbing vein in his temple, and the occasional burst blood vessel in his eye.>"That can't be good for your blood-pressure..."
>>3336061>taking any of this seriously>2012I shiggy diggy
>>3336091>you will never engage in depraved sex acts with her>you will never both be breathless, sweaty and spent afterwards>you will never cuddle her to sleep afterwards
>>3336099You're trying to use a shape-shifting monster that has an army of loyal shape-shifting drones at her disposal who is a narcissist. You're not very smart, are you?
>>3336111i have been trying to find a new place also but i am not having any luck. everywhere is shit.
>>3335996>Dayguard secretly wants to meet one of Equestrias national heroes and a bearer of an element of harmony.>Twilight is horrified that he will snap if he comes near her because of her brother and hurt her.>Meanwhile, Nightquard has already met one of the bearers of the elements of harmony.>And sexually teased her.>Dash could not sleep at all that night.
>>3336100I'm playing devil's advocate here! Gimme a break!
>>3336037How do you think AJ and Pinkie did it in the video game?
>>3336131Likewise.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215398?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3336100>This is also a lie used to lure in honorable spirits who wish to save or help her.>Their love is the sweetest.>Their corruption is the most satisfying.
>>3335986>she invites you to her ballet recital>you can't explain why, but you get really jealous of the guys dancing with her
>>3336151Wut.
what is De Lancie going to do after the brony documentary is done?also he is not working on the show anymore and probably it was his last timei guess he is just going to walk away with his money from the documentary and don't look back
>>3336151>posting a link to a game that's already ended>it's not even an MLPG gamethe fuck is this?
>>3336111i did that once. don't.circlejerking is inevitable and always leads to drama. i ended up having to just disappear in the end to stop feeling like shit.i started the damn thing too.
>>3336100>fuck you, you like fanon sometimes, this is no different than DT and Screwloose.I am waiting for the greenfic that crushes the readers hearts about that.
>>3336170smart man
>>3336133No I am not.I just find her attractive, and the fantasy of her appealing for whatever reason.
>>3336161>However, seeing those perfectly-shaped legs in a pair of tight-fitting leotards is...simply exquisite.
>>3336174>implying epic mafia ever had anything to do with mlpg
>>3336183About what? DT and Screwloose or Chrysalis?
>>3336115>>3336115Asking again.
>>3335986We can dance if we want to.We can leave your friends behind.
>>3336170>i guess he is just going to walk away with his money from the documentary and don't look back
>>3336184
>>3336208her roomin her childhood bed
>>3336118And pegging
>>3336170he'll pop back in from time to time. ask for a bit of money, receive enormous amounts of it.
>>3336115It should be mostly one-sided. The anon is understanding and forgiving, maybe a little green on his side, but not anywhere near Snails's.
>>3336098>>3335933So which one of you two femanons said you'd post audio of getting off to the greentext if it were posted?
i just want to spend all day in a daycare breedingjust breeding breeding breeding
>>3336218you guys are killing me
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215423?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb413 more for maf
>>3336205DT and Screwloose.Like, a bad hospital visit. Possibly a seizure of some kind, a normally uncaring Diamond Tiara begging her still form mother to be ok.
>>3336240This isn't /vp/.
So can any of the femanons in the thread tell me if it's the size of a pony cock that's attractive or the unique shape?
>>3336216Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance then they're, no friends of mine.>You play that song for her.>She gets a real kick out of it - Diamond Tiara hates dancing.
DORKS
>>3336222Righto.Give me some examples of sex myths. I was a bit sheltered as a kid and therefore my knowledge of such misconceptions is limited to that one episode of South Park.Probably explains why I find awkward experimentation so hot.Maybe have her expect a cunt destroyer and be both relieved and fake-disappointed when he has a regular-size cock?
>>3336064thanks, maybe I'll pop around more and draw her as well as other pones more often
>>3336248we HAD that.
>>3336249I knowi should probably head back there though
>>3336226stop it
>>3336260well fuck me if I missed that.I was going to writ that too.Boy would there be egg on my face.
>>3336251Since I am the one who's been originally asking for the fic with soarin I can tell you its definately the size. The idea of something that large being slowly pushed inside of me is justjdfhjfdhj.
>>3336248>She clings to her mom and starts to sob>They have to pull Diamond off so they can resuscitate her
>>3336251The size, definitely. To be honest I prefer a human shape because I think equine looks a little silly and I prefer the human 'head' to the idea of a flared tip. But I'll take what I can get.
>>3336258I was the opposite.My dad told me everything about sex and showed me about the medical aspect from his college textbooks before I was even in preschool.I was the only one in class who knew all the mechanics of procreation for quite a while. It was never a secret or unknown thing for me.
>>3336273But what if something that big made your belly bulge visibly?
>Fluffy Pony fag using them as an outlet for their pedophillia is mad at another Fluffy Pony fag using them as an outlet for their sadism because they sacred her friends away from doing Fluffy Pony stuff with herLOL
>>3336273how long do you think he'd go, before he "forgot" to be gentle? how long before he gave in to his bestial side and made you scream?
>>3336287See, I would have thought that the medial ring would be appealing.
>>3336298See, belly bulging always seemed like a silly fetish to me, because that isn't how that actually works.
>>3336303>Paying any attention at all to Fluffy Pony threads.
>>3336259That would be neat
>John Joseco is selling Limited Edition Derpys with his signature on the boxSweet merciful jesus
>>3336170i thought he was going to run for president and kill all the jews
>>3336047>She can't get into it, still too worried she'll look foolish.>All you have to do is pretend nobody's watching - eventually you stop caring what you look like and just go with it.">you demonstrate this by flailing around like an idiot as a song plays>she smirks into her hand as she watches you, trying not to laugh>it turns into a yelp of surprise as you take her by the hands and pull her along with you>her protests come through a barely-contained giddy laugh, before she starts going along with you
>>3336275>Filthy can only hold onto her for dear life as she kicks, struggles and screams.>He can't watch as he hears the paramedics slow, a single wracking sob escapes him when he hears them stop.>He can't even hear his daughter anymore.
>>3336251Not a femanon, but a very gay anon.For me it'd most likely be the size. The median rings sounds like it'd be fun, but I definitely prefer more human shaped dicks.
>>3336322WHY
>>3336303>people angry at SkoonTell me why this is news again?
>>3336319I can't look away.It's basically all the autism of the fandom condensed into one horrible train wreck
>>3336322I would demand to pay LESS if he wrote on my Derpy.
>>3336322
>>3336322>you will never get a limited edition Derpylife is cruel
>>3336322I hope he is selling them for five cents, because his signature made them worth their weight in plastic.
>>3336311Oh god dhjdjhffara. Stop trying to make me like Soarin.Probably pretty quickly though. Hopefully.
>>3336183>>3336205>ScrewlooseI believe you mean Screwball.Screwloose is the blue one that barks like a dog.
>>3336311>implying I would not be screaming from the get go
>>3336322>>JJ bought 30 Derpys>that's as many as three tens>and that's terrible
>>3336335Well for fucks sake don't bring it here at least, have some dignity.
>>3336251Not female, but its kind of bothSmall horsecocks are just silly, just once human cock gets above a certain size so do they.
>>3336351>ARE YOU OKAY DERPY>DID YOU HURT YOUR OWN BODY
>>3336312I cannot even figure out in my head how that would feel like. That's just. I need to get a horse dildo or something.I'm not getting a horse dildo.
>>3336334It's not skoon.Some pedophile chick and her friends are mad at the guy who does the gore comics with the poor English because they made her other friends not want to do anything fluffy pony related.Said chick is also trying to become the big name in the Fluffy Pony community, drawing a bunch of shit everyday
>>3336322Link? I'm not seeing this anywhere.I would rather burn my money than give him one cent.
>>3336322Proof, or are you just blowing smoke out of your ass?
>>3336348No.We are right.Her mother barks like a dog.
>ITT: people jealous of JJ because they are not smart enough to make easy money
>>3336335I don't think Fluffy or Artanon pay any attention to them at all - and they're the only ones who really have any reason to, seeing as their pictures are what started this whole mess.If they can let that shit roll off them, then by jingle, so can you.
>>3336342Hes actually marking them up.As if his name has any actual value.
>>3336345What have you got against my husbando?
>>3336378But it doesBronies will buy it
>>3336312Not really. I like the aesthetics of a human head a lot and it fits with cockworship nicely. The ring though... I mean, there are toys with bumps and grooves and rings, but I've never had any trouble with a standard make.
>>3336374No, he made a little girl cry.He could have given that little girl one of those toys.
>>3336378>they're all bought by the same person
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215446?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb415 more for maf
The radio mumbles in the living room as Snails pokes open the door and peeks through, leading you past. The sound of hoofball echoes through the house, both of her parents fixated on the game. With a nervous grin, she beckons you forward, and you sneak heel-toe past the living room and toward the stairs in the middle of the house."C'mon, they'll be like that for the next couple hours. Figured this would be the best day of the week."As you follow her up the stairs, the smell of her arousal is almost painfully evident. It's been like that, getting steadily better (worse?) as you got closer to her house. You strongly suspect it was a good idea to put down a towel on even the ancient, tomato-stained cotton-poly mix of your ancient Lada: pleasant a reminder as the smell would have been, explaining it would have been quite difficult.
>>3336378It's nothing personal. I just think he's too airheaded. I'd much prefer someone more down to earth. Who doesn't have their head in the clouds all day.
>>3336374I try to draw the same face but it bores me to tears so I keep doing them differently.Oh wait you meant the toy thing.
>>3336324>After quite some time spent dancing around the room together, you decide to put on something a little bit less rigorous>Hope she likes to slow-dance
>>3336372>I haven't been paying attention to any of the Diamond Tiara's Mom is in a Psych Ward greentexts, so I'm just going to say you're wrongDo you even read the threads?
I wonder if there will ever be a brony parody episode
>this is why EpicMafia is fun
Rolling time!1 - 3 Bed so I can be well rested for The Dark Knight Rises4 - 6 Keep on pone7- 9 Play some vidya0 MLPG chooses what I doDubs Actually get to work on my Chrysalis x Anon fic
Gravity Falls episode 7 when?
Fashion Derpy should have come with a sticker that says "Brush her hair as much as you want she will never be pretty."
>>3336401>John Joseco raped and killed a little girl in 1990
>>3336422I write them.
>>3336345all that weight, crushing you down into the bed, hooves planted firmly at either side of your head like two oak trees, his joints driving into your sides, the feeling of his mane dragging along your skin as his head bobbed, tail swatting at your ass...and at the end of it, a womb full of cum sweaty, satisfied stallion, and two words: "good girl."
>>3336408>Tomato-stained
>>3336428Thursday/Friday you fucking faggot. Stop asking.
>>3336428next year
>>3336374I don't care if he makes bronybucks.I really wanted a Derpy
>>3336303Those whacky fluffy fags, they really are the worst human beings on the planet.
>>3336424>mfw I was Cheerilee
>>3336430JOHN JOSECO RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
>>3336432We all do.And we haven't had anyone writing Screwloose in months.
>>3336407
>>3336422>Her mother is obviously the pony that can fly with a whirly hat because a god of chaos was unleashed. More so than a pony with a legit mental condition.
>>3336409Confused me there for a second. Well that's okay with you then. Personally I would love to be rutted on my back by him. I like that he is sort of carefree and silly. Also he's blue. I would love to have my hands wrapped around the base of his blue wings.
What's this I hear about Jose Canseco raping and killing a girl in 1990?
>>3336326...she's going to be okay...right...?
>browsing Fallout general>someone posts thisI have stared into the eyes of Satan, MLPG. And I did not blink.I advise extreme caution before opening this image.
>>3336424Best part where Scootanon was shot on D1 by Scootaloo.
>>3336407Needs one more person.
MLPG YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF PIECES OF SHIT AND DESERVE TO DIE I FUCKING WISH YOU WOULD YOU SACKS OF SHIT FAPPING TO INNOCENT IMAGINARY CREATURES MAKING THEM SUCK YOUR DICK IN YOUR MIND AND TALKING ABOUT RAPING TARA STRONG WHO IS A BUAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO COULD PROBABLY KICK YOUR ASS FUCKING LOSERS MADE OF SPAGHETTI AND FAT LARD GODDAMN IT MLPG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY YOU WHORE FUCK.goodnight
>>3336462>Jose Canseco
>>3336326What do they do when the paramedics look up at them and say they're sorry?
>>3336457>>3336432It's more fun to write Screw Ball - she can do something besides bark. She also has some of the same colors as DT, which makes it easier to connect them. Also it doesn't bring up bestiality concerns for how DT was conceived.
>>3336478yeah, but we're having fun while doing it
>>3336478
>>3336474GREAT.I CAN'T SLEEP NOW
>>3336474>applebeans makes a fallout mod.gif
>>3336460I don't get the wing fetish, probably because it's so alien to anything I've experienced. I'd prefer an earth pony myself. Or a unicorn. Never thought I'd go back to fantasizing about unicorn magic.
>>3336474>that imageI would shoot that thing on sight.Just in case you were wondering....
>implying JJ would be able to run and catch a girl without slipping on copious amounts of spaghetti in 1990
>>3336474>Sunny Smiles>Not Pinkie
>>3336497which unicorn?
>>3336474fuck you dudei almost crapped my pants
Which is a hotter ship, Zecora and AJ, or Zecora and Applebloom?
>>3336506Some people have really intense spaghetti problems man.
>>3336517depends on who has the dick
>>3336517AJ and teen Applebloom
>>3336491>>3336511It was just too horrible not to share. You know you would have done the same.
>>3336497>his horn starts to shimmer and his cock begins to glow>it slowly grows, each throb making it longer and thicker>he smiles at you as you feel your body start to tingle>you realize as he lines himself up that he's making it so you can take every last inch of him
>>3336517AB
>>3336510It's hard to pick because there are so few. But I'd be lying if I said I didn't imagine Blueblood treating me like trash in a one-night stand after a nice party.
>>3336506and the cops could see him blushing from miles away
>>3336517Zecora and AB.
>>3336517Ab and Zecora because /ll/
So, if there's chocolate milk, how come there's no chocolate cheese?
>>3336484Screwloose wasn't always like she is.She had a promising career as an engineer, she met a young businessman and fell in love.It wasn't long before they were married, she was already showing sings, leave it to him to jump ahead.After the birth one one beautiful daughter, she went back to work.They don't know how the explosion happened, or how she survived, the doctors told him she would be in a coma for her life.Everyone was shocked when she woke up a week later.But it all went downhill from there.
It's clear that our femanons for the night love the dick. But what do they think about heavy ponyballs?
>>3336408Her room is at the end of the hall: a slant-ceilinged room lined with posters of every kind of stallion-Applejack, Elusive, Dusk Shine and the other Holders of Harmony feature prominently-and the occasional human. Small reams of printed paper poke from the occasional nook or cranny, and a computer ten years old festooned with stickers hums and grumbles in a corner. Bookshelves are built into the walls, one over her bed-the bed she leads you to, grinning with excitement. As you sit, she scurries to the windows, closing them and pulling the curtains, reducing the roses-on-green wallpaper to indistinctity, the room lit only by the briefest hint of light from the windows, the flickering of the ancient Hewlett-Packard's hard drive light, and the little glow-in-the-dark stars that dot the ceiling.It is in this inviting climate that Snails swallows, licking her lips, and asks..."I'll, uh, show you mine if you'll show me yours."
>>3336529this niga gets it
>>3336542There's chocolate cheesecake
>>3336093>>3336093please respond or something?
Seriously, most of the shit I have to handle in here could probably be resolved with, "Is this really adversely affecting your life?" Just chill, it's only the Internet.
>>3336530I'm not evil like you to share that abomination
>>3336531...hell, if I had known you guys would start writing for me on the spot, I would have asked a lot sooner.>>3336548Well I can only speak for myself but since I'm big into cock worship... yes please. Unless this is some equine anatomy thing and they're way different than on humans. I don't know enough about horse balls. But sweaty and slick would be best.
>>3336570What in the hell are you talking about?
>>3336552That is an absurd spaghetti drop right there. Just... augh.We need to teach her how to properly ask.
>>3336574DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT OVER IT?
>>3336548What else is there to say on that? They would probably be bigger and heaver than any guys sack. Maybe even one whole fitting into the palm of my hand. I am little though.That slapping noise it would make if they were rutting me though. Oh soarin why cant you be real
>>3336570but anon, our life is the internet
>>3336474>tfw I open spoilers without even reading the text most of the timeI fucking hate both of us
>>3336535>afterhe's not going to waste his personal time on a tramp like you. if you want him, you're going to play by his rules, and he wants you here. now. in front of everyone. that cold, royal smirk would spread over his face. his cock would grow hard, with everyone watching. he'd lean back, and invite you to service him. would you?
>>3336552This is perfect. Awkward and dorky enough. I used to date a girl who had a room like that, with the glow in the dark stars and everything. I thought they were awesome.
>>3336593
You know, people may say we're an awful circlejerk and a shit community here at MLPG, but at least we're not as bad as Bronies who post on youtube.
>>3336574Hey, at least I put it in a spoiler, and gave you fair warning. Most people wouldn't have. Mostly, though, I just feel that if I'm going to suffer, so are all of you.
silvermoon city, wait no... dalaran i mean canterlot
>>3336570the internet is a big deal to some people
>>3336478ANON YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO FLUTTERSHY NOT NON-CONSENSUALLY SEX HER
>>3336552>glow in the dark starsman I used to have those
>>3336624what the hell are you talking about?
>>3336324>>3336413http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vOPFGHV1sQ&feature=related>you put on a record from a band you've always found it fun to dance to.>before this, the only dancing she's ever done is ballroom and ballet - strictly regimented and structured - no room for a single step out of place>being able to move however you want is exhilarating!>she flushes with embarrassment, yet she's having too much fun to stop dancing, moving however feels right.>watching her dance, her eyes closed and a smile on her face, you can't help but think how lovely she looks.
>>3336592I wonder if balls that big would hurt during the act. I like the feel of them smacking with each thrust but if they're as big as your hand wouldn't it be almost like being spanked? Actually, on second thought, maybe that's a good thing.>>3336601Look, even I have standards. Just because he's one of the only male unicorns on the show...
>>3336616No one is as bad as anyone who posts on youtube
>>3336614i'm not sadcan't you see how happy i am?
>>3336644What about the ones that post on EqD?
>>3336537>>3336522>>3336506
>>3336641"hm. fine. then you, my dear, have missed the best fuck of your life."
>>3336552In deference to the ancient pact, you obey. While not as excited as she is, you are definitely eager-your shaft rears from your briefs as soon as you unzip the layer above it, and Snails' breathing hitches briefly. She looks at once relieved and disappointed, before looking back into your eyes, licking her lips again."You're not, uh, undersized, are you?""Just average, so far as I know."She flushes, face deeply red. "A-ah. Right. Um. Guess I'd better hold up my part of the deal."Before you can say anything else, she turns and lifts her tail, matted in places from her own natural lube. Her cunny is invitingly tight, clitoris winking several times just as you look at her, shivering slightly even in the rapidly-warming air of her room. A mumbling from downstairs reassures you as you lift your balaclava, gripping both her hips and burying your mouth in her nethers.
>>3336640>B52's...That's a pleasant surprise. Did not expect to see them on MLPG tonight.
>>3336546>implying Screwball didn't have a life before Discord>implying she wasn't unwillingly taken by his Chaos magic, her mind taken apart and put back together like a broken toy>implying she doesn't want to get better and be with her family again - be a mother for her child and a wife for her husband
What is going on here?
>>3336675Well. Damn. Guess I'm off to become a coltcuddler then.
>>3336687south park is quite possibly the shittiest show currently on the air behind family guy and johnny test
>>3336617well, it's my fault by being a curious asshole.
>>3336692like Cheerilee?>MLPG femanons love /ss/
>>3336687> What is going on here?Femanons reluctantly coming out of the woodwork, braving crude comments to beg pathetically for straight greentexts with female protagonists.Also, a very awkward Anon x Femsnails story in the works.
>>3336699You don't watch a lot of TV, do you?
>>3336687AND I SAY HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
>>3336718Let's not jump to conclusions. There are at least 2 femanons here. We should hear what the others have to say.
SLITHER HITHER SLITHER HITHER SLITHER HITHER SLITHER HITHER SLITHER HITHER
>>3336709I know that feel anon
>>3336709>obvious /b/ userthe fuck are those tabs in paheal, there isnt that much good porn to have open
>>3336546>The staff wasn't ready for her sudden awakening from the coma, and were preparing for a medically induced one, when the heard her speak.>She only asked for her husband. He was in the same room.>He walked up and took her hoof, she squeezed it.>"Goodby." she said simply. He gripped her hoof, practically screaming her name as her eyes rolled into the back of her head.>That was her first major seizure.>He will never forget her final words to him before she lost herself in her mind.
http://dv7the2ndcoming.deviantart.com/ahahahaha holy shit
>>33367264spooky8me
http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/38902569
>>3336585>his flat head takes some work to get inside you, but once he feels you wrapped around his tip the animal inside him takes over>he knocks the wind out of you with that first thrust, roughly cramming nearly a foot of his girthy cock into you>you thank your lucky stars for the spell he's cast on you, his fat tool bringing you nothing but intense pleasure and a delightful sense of being so very, very full>his second thrust drives home another foot of cock, his balls slapping your ass as he finally stuffs himself in you completely>you don't get a chance to revel in just how much throbbing horsecock is buried in you before he starts rutting>he's staring off into space, his tongue hanging out of his mouth as he pounds you roughly, each thrust punctuated by a wet slap of his sweaty balls against your assThis is my first time writing from this perspective - let me know if I'm focusing too much on what he's doing and not enough on how it feels
>>3336709what am i supposed to see here?your bajillion of open tabs?
>>3336723I actually don't
>>3336753Was just about to post that.Hah.
>>3336676Whoa ho! Assuming a lot there, aren't we? I thought this was just show and tell, but now we're going after her with a hungry tongue? Well that will certainly catch her off-guard.>"You're not, uh, undersized, are you?"Girl I know what you mean but jesus you don't say it that way.
>>3336718There is so little /ss/, and even less /ll/, that it's sad.
>>3336253>>3336195>>3336640>DT hates dancing>Silverspoon dances ballet>Silverspoon might be developing a liking for 80's musicI like this. I really like this.
>>3336753Furfag drama.
>>3336771>she decides to adapt ballet for Eighties music
>>3336676Snails squeaks frantically as you take her clit in your lips, tongue caressing the center. As she pants, her rump pushes back into your mouth, the squeaks speeding up-and muffling-as she bites the Elements of Harmony comforter. Sweet-and-salt fluids run down her legs as you release her clit, beginning to lick indiscriminately along the lips of her sex. Her knees give way, even supported by your hands, yet she still pushes back against your mouth. With a whine, she locks one leg in place, letting go of the comforter just long enough to speak."C-can you finger me?"
>>3336780>Preston getting told>LE FURFAG DRAMA XDDDDReally, you fucking faggot?
>>3336753aw yisssssssssssssmothafuckintold
>>3336738it's all pokemon porn too
>>3336709>huge taskbar iconsWhy does everyone do this? When I make them smaller and turn the labels back on, everyone accuses me of using Vista.God 7 is an ugly operating system.
>>3336640>she shakes her hips and swings her body from side to side>you watch the entrancing display, letting your eyes wander along her lithe, perfectly-crafted figure>those pristine legs>those ample hips>that svelte tummy>that modestly-sized but finely-crafted chest>those cute braids whipping back and forth as she dances>and of course, that gorgeous smiling face behind those thick-framed glasses
>>3336755Two feet of cock? How big are these ponies supposed to be anyway? I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining.
>>3336769I like the /ss/ stuff. Done of my favorite pics are when the two pegasi twins are fooling around with rumble
>>3336793>Draws a comic about a furry >Getting mad at prestonSounds like furfag drama.
>>3336817He magic'd up his size just for you.>>3336531
osha is so...sultry.i dunno how the actor does it, she just seems like a total slut
>>3336821Post it pls.
>>3336786You're damn right we can. We have the hands for it.But where the heck did you hear about such things, young lady?
>>3336817average pony size. but here's the thing: magic can have, ah... side-effects.
>>3336769I would be the older woman to some of the colts, no problem. A few I'd have to pass on though, like Pip. >>3336848>>3336833I guess I hadn't realized he'd gone so far. Yikes. I wouldn't stop him, if that's what he wanted. I wouldn't want to stop him.
>>3336835There is nothing sultry about the Occupational Safety and Health Administration anon.
>>3336825You should post your stupid shit on /co/.Maybe people give you more attention.
Hey teacherLeave them kids alone
>>3336848>two feet of cock>average pony size>you will never live in an equestria filled with incredibly endowed lusty stallions
>>3336879Thank God.
>>3336861do you like the little colt?
>>3336876One of you popular tumblrfags make this an epic meme so we can all enjoy a hearty laugh at JJ's expense.
but if derpy is a very ugly pony, then who is?
>>3336898none of the ponies are very ugly
>Diamond Tiara has two mommies.I am so confused!
>>3336568sav'd for some reason
>>3336879Hey, you know what? You're right. But I can dream, just like everyone else here.>>3336886Rumble's a little young. Doesn't even have his special talent discovered yet, right? I might have to wait on him, but I'd be his first, if he wanted.If there's a mark on the flank, you can take it to the bank.
>>3336753>reading Tom Preston's commentsOh dear. Recently I've only been working up the motivation to draw about once a month, but damn he's ignorant.How the hell does someone as popular as him not know how to use antialiasing? I guess that explains why his colouring is so shit.
>>3336898I am ugly therefore I am
>>3336753holy shit, I don't even have any idea who that guy is, but I can tell that's a fucking TOLD
>>3336898Derpy is a very pretty pony.
derpy is a very sexy pony
>>3336903>ponies have an entirely different concept of beauty than humans>not only do you find all the ponies beautiful but they all find you irresistible
>>3336786You don't reply-verbally. Another squeak escapes as you slide your index finger into her, wiggling it about here and there. With each movement, she squeaks again, biting back into the comforter, tail jerking upward, loosely wrapping around your head. Finger in her to the knuckle, you begin to lick the top of her vulva, occasionally rubbing one lip between finger and thumb. Your finger brushes a softer spot, and Snails arches, roughly exhaling all at once. You touch it again, and she squeals into the comforter, bucking against your hand, fluids soaking your jacket wrist. With a snort, you fumble with the buttons, pulling it off, leaving only the short-sleeved dress jacket and red tie underneath.You are distracted by her licking your damp hand, tongue half-dry with excitement, wide navy eyes looking up at you beseechingly. "I want you to make love to me, Anon."[ ] MISSIONARY[ ] DOGGYSTYLE[ ] BLOWJOB[ ] OTHER
>>3336861the thirty-something who drinks a bit more than she should, a bit earlier in the day than she should?the one who asks young stallions on their way to school if they wouldn't mind terribly popping in for a moment, and help her move something heavy in the bedroom? the one who asks him if he's started to notice girls? the one who lets him catch a few too many glances at her ass for it to be accidental?the one who, when he finally comes into the bedroom, shuts and locks the door, and licks her lips?
>>3336912>Tom Preston is Ross.
>>3336911Which colt do you like? Do you like fillies too?
>>3336905Seriously.Give me one so I can tear peoples hearts out, for fucks sake.
>>3336920>All the ponies in ponyville have bright colorful fur and manes>Derpy just has boring, plain grey fur>and dull flaxen hair>she feels incredibly inadequate at times
>>3336837Did you not notice the ancient computer and reams of printouts everywhere?She be gettin' bizznasty on SkinMUD and AdultFanfiction.pon.
>>3336946just stick with the pink one with the spinny hatand please don't let her die
>>3336929>Dirty Sanchez
>>3336929MISSIONARYDO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACTEVER
Rennequest where?
>>3336927Is this going to lead to fighting off the entire town with a ladder again?
>>3336976>>3329174
>>3336929Doggy-style. It'd be the most natural and comfortable for her, and we want to start her off with something vanilla before we get into kinky positions.
Oh, and btw folks, all of you who're reading She-Snails' First Time, you should be listening to Unicorn Kid's Holding Hands or Holding Hooves right now.
>>3336933I still hold out a sliver of hope for Ross, and I think the key is waving Tom Preston in his face and shouting "Don't be like that guy."The biggest difference between them is that Ross does not inexplicably have a legion of fans to reassure him that his buttfuck-retarded ideas are perfectly fine.
>>3336934Rumble is adorable but too young. I dont know about little though...All the other young colts...well, stupid or ugly.
>>3336953>she dyes her mane and tail colorful>chooses green>gets shunned by Rarity because green is not a creative colour
>>3336976>>>/mlp/3329174
>>3336960But I kinda liked the barky one...Hell, I can work with it tho.I just always saw her as kinda young.
>>3336981>>3336991Thanks
>>3336953I like the color grey. And I love the color of her eyes. That's the main reason I like Derpy so much. Her eyes.
>>3336979Nah, I just like the idea that you can't tell ugly pones from pretty ones and vice versa.
>>3336933I really think Ross needs to read this.>an audience member's can be ignored if they don't have artistic credentials
>>3337003Blonde eyes?
>>3337008*member's opinion
>>3336987i think the key is waving a flaming torch in his face and spraying ethanol at him.
>>3336979I DON'T WANT TO TRABBLE
>>3336680http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58qlcLAb_HU&feature=relatedFor you, my friend of excellent musical taste.
>>3337004That would be nice.>you ask your favorite pony if she'd like to go out on a date>she actually feels flattered rather than creeped outSo very nice...
>>3337016Golden eyes. And they're quite unique. I have a thing for eyes you see.
In medieval times, an Islamic sultan was expected to have at least four wives in his harem.If you were an Islamic sultan and your grand vizier was pressuring you to take at least four wives, which of the main six would you marry?
>>3336932I'm not much of a seductress. More likely I'd just be open and receptive to the young colts who are discovering their sexuality. I can't believe I just typed that, but here we are.>>3336934They're all cute. Rumble's probably a little too young, and Pip's too small and innocent for my taste. Featherweight seems like he'd be extra curious, and he could bring the camera, too.A few months ago I would have slapped myself for even thinking it, but... I bet even Snails could get up to some trouble.
>>3337008>appeal to accomplishmentWow, really? That's like the lowest level of Internet stupidity.
>>3337052All of them, duh
>>3336984>>3336972Tiebreaker?
>>3336987I dunno. Ross is a fetish artist, and the internet has legions of people who will throw compliments at you if you happen to indulge their particular fetish, regardless of whether the art is good or not.To be honest, I think that really explains Ross's attitude.Also Preston is CattyN? Why haven't I heard this before?
>>3337066Missionary
>>3337038MLPG just wants to be wanted.;_;
>>3337052Applejack, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity
>>3337003>she always thought her eyes were broken>they don't work like other ponies' eyes do>she learned to live with them, but she always hated them>nobody has ever said they were pretty before
>>3337066Why not have both?Start with pony style, because it would be more natural, I guess, but she would want to experience your way too
>>3337008see >>>/co/38906527
>>3337052Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack, RarityFluttershy would be my main wife and the others tertiary
>>3337052>Implying they have evolved past medieval times.
>>3337066Doggy style, dammit! It's what she'd be comfortable with.All right fine, Missionary will do, because she's probably got no real knowledge of it and she'll be real awkward and confused as you lead her into it.
>>3337052at least 4 means there's no upper bounds, so all of them, as well as plenty others. my harem will rival my army in size.
last one for now, maybe
>>3337104
>>3337107We can hold her hooves if she is nervous.
>>3337083Derpy has best eyes.
do you think less of me if i tell you i literally fuck horses
>>3337077I'm glad you're here
>>3337112I'd snuggle the fuck out of that
used SB's sketch to practice line weight and shading. Any critique on it?also feathers are a nightmare
>>3337112Thanks for visiting. We'd love to have you again.
>>3337130I am jealous.
>>3337092>one of them is a furfag even>implying that statement has any weight here in horsefucker generalAlso >implying Kaz's criticism's aren't completely valid regardless of talent
>>3337130I don't even know you.
>>3336988>>3337054You two femanons need names, to truly whore out for Soarin greentexts.
>>3337135unf.
>you will never be slung under a stallion as they go for a gallop
>>3337148but do you think less of me now
>>3337112
>>3337052Rarity would be my queen-wife, the one who sired my heir and shared my bed. Twilight would be the wife who gave me daughters to marry off to other rulers. Pinkie would be my common wife, who i went to when i wanted to forget about the weight of the crown for a while. Dash would be the public wife; her fiery nature would win admirers among the peasantry.keep Fluttershy as a concubine, let the peasant-girl tend to Rarity.
>>3337112Red Ribbon is the best slutty mare.
>>3337149No, actually, people who request the same thing over and over don't really need names.
>>3337112oh goshshe would make the best pillowor little spoon
>>3337160How could I possibly think less of you when I don't know you? I mean, I guess it sets the bar of my opinion of you a little low. But that just means it can only go up from now on, right?
>>3337130No.
>>3336804>eventually the record ends, and the two of you take a breather.>she's flushed red, from exertion now more than embarrassment, a smile on her face as she catches her breath.>reaching for another album, you spy something a little calmer, a little more relaxed - perfect for slow-dancing.
>>3337176> I mean, I guess it sets the bar of my opinion of you a little low.that's the answer i was lookign for
>>3337052I would take Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Fluttershy as workers. I'd keep Derpy as my wife/lover.
>>3337171If they promise audio of themselves getting off to my stories then yes they fucking do.
>>3337077fuck
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREA LIBMAN
>>3337135i like it. i just don't like the way her hair-feathers veer to the left.>>3337131i got you, broski.
bought 4 gamesand I only spent almost 25 bucksI sometimes just love steam
>>3337177>>3337142oh okay just wonderingi'm also the dog fucker from a few hours ago and since that was a huge fucking deal i decided that equines were still a-okay for me to dick.
>>3337083>"Derpy, we have known eachother for a good while now... but I have noticed one thing.">'What?'>"You wont make eye contact with me.">'...'>"Your daughter has already talked to me about it.">'...'>"I promise, I will never focus on the wrong eye.">'You never have...'
>>3337209Remember when I said that it could only go up? I was wrong.
>>3337052All of them, and a selection of other attractive ponies were I able.And they would all be trained in deadly use of their talents, not just mistresses with unmatched skills, but bodyguards as well.
>>3337206why is this funnyno, I'm not like "WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY XDXDXDXD"I'm like "why do people think this is funny"
>>3337209People are funny
>>3337052>At leastAll them
>>3337135I apologize that the head in that sketch was basically unfinished, but you made the best of the whole thing. Love that noir look.
>>3337112im not gay but i love this
>>3337214dogs are easier to get at allwhen i wake up and I'm horny, it's like, bam, dog sleeping right their beside mehorses I have to get all dressed up and take it slow and shitdogs i can just grab and fuck and the bitch just wags her tail the whole way through
>>3337211What would happen if I told Derpy that she is pretty and she has beautiful eyes, but just out of courtesy, you know?To be nice to her, to make her feel good and a worthy mare, but she misunderstood it and believed I was trying to hit on her?How would she cope with refusal?
>>3337211
>>3336953>>3337003>>3337083>>3337211I like thinking she's secure in how she looks. Sure, she got teased mercilessly when she was younger, but she grew up and started letting it roll off her.She even cracked a few jokes about it herself - and once it stopped being fun to pick on the "googly-eyed retard," the disparaging and mocking just faded away.
>>3337240She'd cope with it well because I'd be there to say those things with sincerity.
>>3337206I bought SPESS MAHREEN, Just cause 2, and LA Noiregood deals, I'd say
>>3337209Everything I've read about horse fucking seems to indicate that the horses don't mind it. If a man wants to fuck a horse and the horse wants to get fucked, I don't see any problem.I don't know what the deal with dog fucking is though.
>>3337197I wish I was acquainted with her somehow so I could send her best wishes or something without being creepy, but I'm just a random fag on the internet in love with her voice, so fuck.
>>3337209I figured as much.I still think you're a sick fuck, regardless of what animals you put your dick in.
http://kotaku.com/5927224/fez-wont-be-fixed-because-microsoft-wants-a-ton-of-moneyi.. whatwhy wouldn't you use steam?
>>3337074>>3337085Looking into those eyes, how can you refuse?"Gladly. But how do you want it?"She's shivering again-weakly, in the heat of the room, but shivering. Licking her lips, her eyes dart from your face to the floor and back again, before lying back and swallowing."I-I want to do it your way. The human way. I'm probably going to get bucked by a lot of colts the pony way, and this could only really be better if it were one of the Holders-eep." She grins sheepishly, swallowing again. "Never mind that. Just, please, make-"You swallow her words, lips locking mid-sentence. Hers open, hesistantly, before her tongue quests uncertainly against your lips-before you invite her in, your tongue drying in sympathy against hers. Scooting forward, you place your member against her, and she arches, a muffled "Mhm" giving you all the answer you need.She arches and screams into your mouth as you penetrate, though you feel no barrier as you work your way into her. Otherwise, she's tight as you could possibly imagine, tugging you in with every second. Bucking awkwardly, she scoots against you, horn flaring as your pants slide down to your knees. You lift her back up so you can thrust, and she rewards it with another rich groan, body spasming around your shaft. You break the kiss-though not your gaze-to pant briefly, before liplocking once more, your hips pistoning against her-one hand supporting her back, the other behind her head. Seconds later, she keens into the kiss, fluids soaking your briefs.The kiss is broken again, for two more stuttering words."D-don't. S-stop."
>>3337265Yeah, if the horse isn't okay with you giving it the dick then it shatters your bones with a well-placed kick.
>>3337269Well, yeah, I'm a sick fuck. I know that.It's whether I'm an AMORAL sick fuck that's the uh, the point of contention here.
>>3337267Twitter?
>>3337246It's bad because I work with a guy who has a bad cross eye.I ignore his bad eye every time I talk with him.He seems to be more comfortable around me.
>>3337285and if a dog isn't okay with it, it'll, you know, pull awayif I'm raping my dog, it's a problemif I'm having sex with my dog, whatever
>>3337186http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9wNfAheqnA>You reach out and extend one hand to her>"May I have this dance?">She giggles softly and rests her dainty hand in yours, giving a little curtsy in the process.>You gently pull her in close, resting your free hand on the small of your back as you entwine your fingers around hers.>She rests her free hand on your shoulder and looks up at you, batting her eyelashes behind the lenses of her glasses.>You give her a warm smile, as the two of you start to slowly sway back and forth to the rhythm of the song.>All those shitty school dances could NEVER compare to THIS.
>>3337285>Iron_Will_Teaches_a_Women's_Self-Defense_Course.gif
SOHOW BOUT THEM PONIES
>>3337258she might cry a bit. would you hold her, scratch her ear, wipe the tears from her eyes, and hold her close to you?
>>3337300It's weird cause I'm really good at things like that too.
>>3337285Nigga that rhymes.
>>3337306>"If he pulls out his dick, you give him a kick!"
>>3337317I'd do all of that and then whisper ur a faget.
>>3337317Yes. A million times, yes. I'd hold her for as long as she needed to be held.
>>3337324"No is all you have to say - if he thinks it's a yes, use pepper-spray!"
>>3337112I missed your first one, can you repost it?
>>3337267i'm in love with her legs.i want to bite them and lick them.
>>3337317YesYesYesAnything to put a smile back on her faceTo make her feel happy again
>>3337065>>3337110>>3337165>>3337216>>3337228>Taking six or move wivesEnjoy your massive decadence, tiny demesne, and huge succession crisis.
All this talk of Derpy feels makes me want to pick up my other fic again.
>>3337301>and if a dog isn't okay with it, it'll, you know, pull awayDogs are subservient and rely on you, look up to you like a god. Even if you want to fucking consider them on a capacity of human intelligence, what you're doing is date-rape at absolute best. Abusing authority for sex.
>>3337281...You heard her.
>>3337343Dat's creepy, bro.
>>3337254Of course, but the stigma is still there.Adults are just more...quiet about it.She tries not to notice, but she still can, it hurts way less now, but she still knows they are trying to see that that eye is looking at.The fact that she has a friend who respects her on that level, it has to be nice.It's someone she can be open with and not worry about those awkward looks.
>>3337349>succession crisisI'm not there anywayThe main six can rule as a counsel or something
>>3337352
>>3337305Aw, yeah, we Frank Sinatra?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvQfPZCu4ns&feature=related
>>3337355Pfffft. What?
>>3337344>>3337329and when she was smiling again, would you let her fall asleep on top of you?
>>3337352What's it about?
>>3337361Because I swing from story to story quite frequently. I don't know why I can't finish one.
>>3337342>>>3335463don't know if ded, haven't refreshed
>>3337374Also yesI hope she's not a thrasher...
>>3337374I wouldn't let her sleep anywhere else. Except maybe in my arms.
>>3337342Anyone, please?It was this one apparently>>3335463
>>3337385Yeah, it's dead. Been dead for a while.
>>3337342everything I've drawn is still in this thread>>3335463>>3335882
>>3337383Well get back to work! You'll finish it eventually! Just keep clunking away at it.
>>3337387What if she had terrible night toots?
>>3337357no it isn't. have you seen her calves? nice and succulent. perfect for a little nibble and a kiss.
>>3337385>>3337392>>3337397>(Dead)>(Dead)>(Dead)
>>3337397>>2 4 me
>>3337353You can't talk about the concepts of informed consent on creatures incapable of it. Yes, the dog is incapable of making an informed decision on the matter, but, in that she willing engages in the activity, she provides consent. Not informed consent, but consent. The difference IS relevant.The dog is not harmed by this interaction in the least. If her attitude during it is any indication, she enjoys the act. She's not going to wake up in the morning and go "Oh no I was raped!" or "My human master abused his authority to have sex with me ;_;". There is no emotional or physical damage.
>>3337375A pretty basic Anon in Equestria story I cooked up while that was still pretty new (When it was only Stalkershy). Except it's full of major Derpy feels and one of my best sad endings ever.
Is anyone from here in a Kid Icarus thread on /v/?
>>3337397>(Dead)
>>3337415oh, oops, here
>>3337421Can you just stop talking about having sex with your dog.
>>3337422>Derpy feels>sad endingwhyyyyy
>>3337422pls finish it. there's so little Derpy feels and I want more. anything else you've done?
>>3337431Thank you
>strawberry sauce>applejack>strawberry sauce>no apples involved at all
>>3337431'preciate it!
>>3337436When I get challenged as rapist, I get slightly offended. I'm sorry.
>>3337305>small of her backGOD DAMMIT, I need to proofread these things...
Season 3 when?
>>3337456Never. Go to bed.
>>3337456december
>>3337358>Derpy CAN focus both her eyes to look forward, but it takes a lot of effort and concentration>the expression she makes while doing this, furrowing her brow and squinting slightly, combined with the fact nobody in Ponyville is used to seeing her with "un-derped" eyes, makes this unnerving or downright frightening for anyone who sees her do it.I knew a guy with strabismus, and before he got it fixed, it was incredibly scary to have him focus both eyes on you.Fun fact: the only time a chameleon focuses both its eyes on something is when it's about to devour it.
>>3337447>twilight burrito>not made with real horse meati mad
>>3337358>You didn't want to talk to her about it.>Her daughter insisted you confront her, let her know.>That little filly can be quite insistent when she wants to be.>It's not like her mother has no friends in this town...
>>3337353I don't fuck my dogs, nor do I have any desire to, but this seems off.Both my dogs are perfectly willing and capable of fucking off when I'm bothering them, if I started doing something they didn't like they'd make it obvious.
>>3337456
>>3337447>>3337463the hell are these
>>3337461So... Derpy vore?
>>3337463>10.10>Street tacos.
>>3337440To be honest it's probably the saddest ending I've cooked up.
>>3337476a restaurant near comic con making some easy illegal bronybux
>>3337479No. I just wanted to get across that having both eyes on you would make you feel as though he was about to kill you.
>>3337447>generic AJ vector>with hat
>>3337479Yes please.
>>3337482>mfw it's in mexican pesos
Is it true that bronies are all hasbro viral marketers?
>>3337447since when does HUB have a resturaunt?
>>3337493Those stock vectors wouldn't bother me so much if they were actually designed properly.
>>3337500yes. we are the only horse community you can trust.
>>3337461
>>3337500That would imply that Seth has a job.
slutty mare walks into a barhas sex with friendfriend becomes slutty marewhat do you do
>>3337491If it was Derpy I wouldn't be frightened one bit.
>>3337506with all the bronybucks they got, why doesn't?
>>3337482>that feel when three bucks for a huge burritogood feel
>>3337526fuck a slutty mare
>>3337479How about no? We're having a nice >feelthread - can we just have that tonight?
>>3337447the fuck is up with that aj? it looks like an orange censor bar is censoring her erect futamare horsecock.
>>3337526have sex with friendbecome slutty mareeat first slutty mare
Internet cut out.Soarinfemanon, I have your request noted down and some ideas floating about. I hope you like working as a bus driver.
>>3337281>>3337354You tug a pillow from the floor and slide it under her flanks, never breaking eye contact, before settling both hands on her shoulders. Panting, sweating, she looks up at you with adoration, nibbling her lip. Her hooves rise to your shoulders before she gulps and speaks."Go on."You take her invitationThe bed doesn't creak, nor slam against the wall it's built into, but the feather mattress shifts repeatedly as she pants, one eye closed, bucking into your thrusts. Her mane spreads back into a teal halo, her hooves sliding around your hips as the pants peak into a quiet series of squeaks, occasionally catching in her throat. Now and then she whines in bliss, closing one eye only to open the other, back arched-but her chin against her chest, all to keep looking at you-though you vaguely remember a poster of the Holders of Harmony above the bed. As you slow down, you redouble your efforts, putting your hips into single, slow thrusts. Her clit winks with each movement, and the pants slow in time with your thrusts. As if sensing weakness, she grips you, and you screw one eye shut. [ ] CUM INSIDE[ ] CUM OUTSIDE[ ] CUM IN MOUTH[ ] OTHER
friend?
>>3337431>LK brings in a friend who draws pudge and inflation>still doesn't submit any himselfsillythank you for drawing for us, come back again sometime pls, you're nice
>>3337533>>3337538you have sex with a slutty mareyou are now a slutty mareyou have sex with many men that nightyou are cursed to breed the rest of your life, spreading your infectionquest over
>Applejack pancakes>With strawberry sauce>Twilight Sparkle burritosMy sides.
>>3337547don't cum. ever.
>>3337538I'd be a slutty mare that gets eaten by you
>>3337547Cum in surprise anus
>>3337526God creates slutty mares. God destroys slutty mares. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates slutty mares.Slutty mares fuck man … slutty mares inherits the earth.
>>3337547[ ] CUM INSIDE[ ] CUM OUTSIDE[ X ] CUM IN MOUTH[ ] OTHER
>>3337564Slutty mares...find a way.
>>3337547OUTSIDE
>>3337556Fuck so I need to get the DLC to continue, then
>>3337564hahaah
>>3337532>Walk into a hole in the wall joint.>Get an amazing meal for under ten bucks.I love how some of the most amazing food comes out of places where white people are horrified to go.Then again, I was the white kid who ran next door to help eat the pig my neighbors were barbequing.
>>3337572Why did this make me laugh so hard?I heard it in his voice.
>>3337526what universe are we in? our world, slutty mare-mageddon, or Equestria?
http://rule34c.paheal.net/view#Multiply--0--0so this but slutty mares thenhmmsomeone should write this
>>3337557>Rarity Keystone Lite>Fluttershy Protein Shake>Pinkie Pie Caesar Salad
>>3337585our world
>>3337560How on earth would willing prey like you have survived that long?Hmph. Well, can't turn down a free meal.
>>3337547cum inside
>>3337305>>3337455>by the time that record ends, her head is resting against your chest, her eyes drifting closed as she smiles contentedly, her arms around your shoulders.>the sweet scent of her hair fills your nose>you don't know what the scent is, but you can bet it probably cost a lot more than anything you'd ever use.>for a while, you just keep dancing together to the sound of the needle skipping at the end of the record.
>>3337587This comic is silly>Chad just turned into a goat girl, from fucking that goat girl>HEY GUYS, TWO GOAT GIRLS FOR FUCKING NOW
>>3337597I've never met someone with such an appetite before.
>>3337463>Burrito>fartIt's canon
>>3337547Cum inside
>>3337527>that's what everyone says>but they can't hide their discomfort when Derpy does it>one even goes so far as to tell her to "cut it out, will you? It looks like you're going to warp me into the sun or call lightning down and fry me where I stand or something...!"
>>3337611i knowbut just look at the reaction of the threadobviously, mlpg would do the same exact thing with slutty mares
>>3337547Cum inside.
>>3337631Well, but they're way more attractive than space goats
>>3337613Well, a working girl does get plenty of exercise. It takes effort to stay nice and squishy like this.Now stop trying to flatter me and get over here, you little morsel...
>>3337626Everyone but me. I'd just bop her on the head lightly and kiss her on the forehead.
>>3337646attractive enough to willingly give up your entire life just to fuck one once, i guess
>>3337646YOU TAKE THAT BACK! TENTACLE SPACE GOATS ARE HOT!
>>3337655Anything you say, mistress.My life is yours to do as you please.
>>3337656>not booping her on the nose
I was kind of enjoying that Preston thread but then tripfags ruined everything.Is it weird that I don't even notice MLPG tripfags anymore?
okay guys i'm backsorry for leaving you earlier
>>3337582My sister showed me this awesome mexican restaurant/grocer in her city - tiny joint, but the food is incredible for dirt-cheap.I had no idea what the hell a pupusa was before I went there, and I'd never had lengua before - but damn was I glad to see this place.>Pupusas are like 3 bucks>Tacos are a little under 2.
>>3337677We missed you anonymous. We could almost tell that you were gone.
>>3337670it's not like any of them are relevant anymorejust look at steamfags
>>3337677Neat. Chill and enjoy the... Uh... Are we discussing anything at all right now?
>>3337626>Dinky can only do so much to comfort her mother, as she pats the quivering, sobbing mass of comforter on her mothers bed.>She silently makes herself a cold meal, nd leaves her mother one on the table wen she is ready.>It's something that can stay out, if she decides to stay in bed.>Dinky tucks herself in and stares at the ceiling.>Why does the world have to choose her mom?>Why does she have to hurt so much?
>>3337670how did that picture happen? flood?
>>3337670You're going to summon them
>>3337689nada
>>3337689Something something ponies something sex something
>>3337703INFLATIONINFLATIONINFLATION
>>3337670I haven't noticed any kind of tripfag for a long time, and I used to be one on another board.
>>3337699Toxic iron sludge spill.
>>3337666That's a good girl. Why don't you go ahead and close your eyes?I'll make this quick...
>>3337599>later, the two of you decide to get dinner>she asks you to choose>and you choose to have a pizza delivered>the two of you sit on the floor, cross-legged, sharing a pizza and listening to old records>she looks good with melted cheese trailing from her lip, laughing at herselfsorry, nowhere else to go with the dancing, really, except the kiss, which i know we're trying to avoid.
>>3337689Some people are talking about Derpy >feels, some about infectious slutty maredom, and a couple seem to be starting an erp about chubby slutty mare vore.A good night, in all.Nice and chill.
>>3337677Don't leave us ever again!
>>3337587>>3337611>>3337631>>3337646>>3337658>>3337662I can't be the only one who thinks SnakeTrap is kind of a mediocre artist.
>>3337714I'm ready.
>>3337723He is.
>>3337679Those are the best joints.Those little holes the locals know of.
>>3337669Of course I'd boop her on the nose! Bopping belongs on the head!
>>3337599>She lifts her head up off your chest and looks into your eyes.>You stare right back, the two of you holding your gaze on each other.>You both lean in at the same time, allowing your lips to lock together.>This kiss lasts much longer than the last one; also, no tears.>You're almost tempted to say it's better.>But you know nothing will be able to replace the magic of that first time.>The two of you hold the kiss for what feels like an eternity, neither one of you daring to pull away and lose the warm, soft sensation of each others' lips.
>>3337712My mistake it was aluminum sludge.
>>3337723Who is that? I thought we were talking about Draenei.
>>3337723Oh, yeah, no, his art isn't impressive or even good.but i find ideas more tantalizing then the execution of them, if that makes sensei've jerked it to glitter glue
>>3337731I love little holes!
>>3337733>>3337716>except the kiss, which i know we're trying to avoid....doh...
>>3337723Nah, he's pretty mediocre.Good enough to draw fetish porn though, and actually does bigger projects like this.
>JR DID LYRA ASSWOO
Hey, since we're pretty chill at the moment, let's discuss which pone is the most chill
>>3337723i would rather be a mediocre artist who produces a steady stream of content than someone who does nothing at all.
>>3337750>FAGGOT DOESN'T POSTWOO
>>3337744GET OFF ME FOUL BITCHES
>>3337753They all have their crazy moments, though
why poople even do such things for 200$?
>>3337783Money, yo.
>>3337716>>3337743Not necessarily - always best to hold off the kiss until the time is right. If it happens, it happens.I think the reason I like these Silver Spoon feels is because I like the idea of giving a repressed girl who's had to live their life on others' terms and never been given any real respect or attention a chance to LIVE a little and just have fun.She's probably been very lonely - going between Diamond Tiara and whatever else was planned for her that week, never getting a chance to do what girls her age get to do - meet boys, dance and have fun.
>>3337783because they enjoy possessing money?
>>3337783What you're saying is the guy got paid 200$ for that OC comission?
>>3337775Celestia is chill as fuck.
>>3337783it's her mane made of coccaine?
>>3337783the fuck is wrong the that eye? is it closed or open?
>>3337783>tsitra360They guy gave me a few free sketches at a dinner one time.Can't draw for fucking shit.
>>3337826Don't be a cunt.
>>3337783How the fuck does Tsitra make money?Most of his ponies are ugly as sin.
>>3337820It's probably dichromatic because you know, brony OCs
>>3337727Hooves in, dear...>you feel my mouth wrap around your head as soon as you've pulled up your legs>your head is pulled into my throat as I gulp, dragging you deeper with each passing second>I wrap my lips around your rump, and suck your tail into my mouth like a noodle, smiling as I swallow you down>you're soon curled up inside my stomach, being squeezed by the slick, churning walls>the walls close in as I burp quietly
>>3337820It almost looks like its color invertedif so, that's a new record for OCs with different colored eyes
Approaching 22 hours of being awake which means TIME TO ROLL AGAIN!1-3 Pone4-6 Sleep7-9 Vidya0 MLPG's choiceDubs Work on a fic
>>3337598>>3337616Her wide smile briefly becomes a smirk, as she begins to grip you-ineptly, but effectively. The tugs last very briefly, as she loses grip and finds it again, rippling tightly around your cock.You begin to thrust again in retribution, spurts of precum milked unwillingly from your member. You're over the edge-at this point, it's just a question of how long you can hold it back. Biting down on your control, you bury yourself deeper into her, groin rubbing her clit, before she loses grip a final time-and you as well.Your cock jerks roughly as you spend inside her, spurting thick jizz deep into her, thrusting helplessly. She bucks back, biting her lip, squeaking each time you cum, nostrils flaring as your release and hers alike soak groin and groinfur. As your release slowly begins to drip from her cunny, she sits up-(with you still balls-deep)-and nibbles your lip. Eyes half-lidded, mane in disarray, she levitates a dollop of your cum to her mouth and sucks it in, leaning back on her hooves."Mmmm...oh, Celestia that felt good. Aaaahnn~..."[ ] CUDDLE[ ] KEEP GOING
>>3337799by "the kiss" do you mean the first kiss?because that happened here: >>3333302
>>3337799and eat pizza on the floor listening to The Wall.
>>3337826The guy can render but I know a few people who have tried to give him construction and perspective advice and it just doesn't stick. If he posted his sketches in MLPG you'd assume he'd been drawing for maybe a year at most.
>>3337849cuddle and then keep going
>>3337848which vidya anon?
>>3337849CUDDLESO MUCH CUDDLING
>>3337849keep goingi'm not even reading the story, just voting
>>3337836mff mmf mf~
>>3337833at the bronycon art panel he says he works at welovefine. what the fuck. i know he is brony efamous on EQD and tumblr because he does livestreams where he will do OC requests for free.
>>3337848Ah hell, I'll try this too.1-5 pone6-0 drawrepeats sleep - implying i can sleep
>>3337826>>3337831>>3337856Have you seen him at artist panel? he was even more full of himself and shit than Mic the Faggot. I really recommend to re-watch the moments when he talks about himself and his art. This is NOT what self-confidence is.For 100$ I'd rather commission to 14bis.
>>3337835I really like dichromatic eyes, its too bad they're a sign of faggotry.My cousin's dog when I was a kid had that kind with the two different colours in each eye, split almost perfectly vertically.Electric blue and yellow, they were the coolest eyes I've ever seen.
>>3337886Chubby pinkie poe is in order yo
>>3337856>a year at mostbut ive been drawing for a year and im worse than him
>>3337853Any kiss, really.
>>3337863Just got Spec Ops: The Line today. Dat White Phosphorus part man.
>>3337875>you feel a hoof running over your back as I rub my now enormous belly Oh, do calm down in there. Do you want to upset my stomach?
>>3337831It just seems strange that someone who can paint that well can't actually construct a pony body.
>>3337898Sorry bro, it's on paper.Maybe some other time
>>3337914Oh, well shit.ahahhahah sorryi didnt realize
>>3337853i'm surprised it didn't end after the first kiss.
>>3337895I think they're pretty neat, too. But yeah, apparently it's almost as popular as adding a sweet scar and a black and red color scheme as far as OCs go.
>>3337901That's your opinion. Post your latest art and listen to what others have to say.
>>3337884Yeah I know for a fact he has some shirt designs. The official Bronycon shirt used his computer ponies or whatever. I just have no idea how he got popular in the first place and I definitely was not aware that he charged that kind of money for that quality of art.>>3337889I didn't watch the artist panel at all. Any other highlights/lowlights?Got a video or a transcript? I'd prefer the latter.
>>3337853Ah, young love...
>>3337895I know that feel.
First episode of S3>Twilight wakes up in her bed>it's the night after the Grand Galloping Gala>it turns out all of season 2 was a dream
>>3337854>"Hey!">"Teacher!">""LEAVE US KIDS ALONE!"">You both burst into laughter as you help yourselves to some more pizza.>Your hands brush against each other as you reach for the same slice.>Her hand recoils reflexively, a hint of blush coming to her cheeks.>You take a smaller slice instead, offering the original slice to her.
>>3337908dem average-at-best shooter mechanics and scripted sand.
I don't believe it. 10 bucks for archive searching.35 bucks for a fully enabled account.This forum cannot be good enough to justify this expenditure.
>>3337914Because it's easier to cheat on digital
>>3336987>I still hold out a sliver of hope for RossThere is always hope, anon
>>3337936Love itPrint itAlso she spends the day finding out that all the things that she thought happened didn't, except Dash is still a cunt
>>3337925Honestly, me too.But then I stumble in here today, and hey! More Silver Spoon!I ain't complainin'
>>3337948Qu'est-que c'est?
>>3337929No, no transcript as far as I know. But it just ~50 minutes, I highly recommend to watch it.
>>3337849Keep Going cum inside her again
>>3337912>I churn around a bit, playfully
>>3337914>>3337951I always wonder how people can get that good at coloring and stay weak on form, but then I envy their coloring abilities because I spend most of my time practicing form.
>>3337930Ain't it grand?All these young-love >feels send my heart into overdrive
>>3337942I don't play games for graphics. The story is actually pretty good and that white phosphorus part really got to me. I'm enjoying it a lot.
>>3337965Alright, toss a link then.But are there any other juicy bits I should anticipate? I hate to admit it but I kind of like artist drama.
1-2 Rainbow Dash3-4 Fluttershy5-6 Applejack7-8 Pinkie Pie9-0 Twilight Sparkledubs Rarity
>>3337895>tfw central heterochromia
>>3337927I'd rather not.
>>3337925It almost did.Fucking lightning storm killed my internet for awhile.I almost freaked, figuring I was going to leave everyone in the dark.
>>3337976shut up sb you're fine
>>3337996Draw her in Rainbow Dash Boxer briefs!
>>3337976form is more important than colouring.Truefax
>This is the logo for my upcoming Tumblr, which will center around the main cast.>It's a story about 6 girls who come together in a bond of friendship, and form a kick-ass rock band together.Oh joy...
>>3338020said like a true nigga
>>3337854>>3337939I like your taste in music. Here - it's the album you're thinking of.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DcYQnqyrYM>She listens to the music - Roger Waters' voice and guitar segueing from tune to tune, violent or angry or frighteningly intense, idly nibbling at a crust (it's cute watching her eat something like pizza so delicately!) while the record plays.>She doesn't quite understand at first how one can transition from the song to the sound of a plane diving, to the sound of a baby crying...>or why that "Another Brick in the Wall" part keeps getting repeated...>She soon realizes the album is telling a story.
>>3337711>I haven't noticed any kind of tripfag for a long timeEven the namefags have dropped their names. They don't enjoy the attentionIt's like a thousand spoons when all you need a knife
Your favorite horse has just gouged your eyes out and is laughing maniacally.What do?
>>3338037>she wants to fuck
>>3338027>>3338027>It's a story about 6 girls who come together in a bond of friendshipBetter copyright that...Just encase, you know, they fight evil or some shit.Or heaven forbid some of them sing!
>>3338027IT'S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMESwww.youtube.com/watch?v=i7OLrLKOL48
>>3337939>she starts singing along to Mother>in between bites, she mouths the words>mama's gonna keep you under her wing...>she won't let you fly but she might let you sing...>you realize that she basically IS Pink a few years before the Wall is fully builti just blew my own mind.
>>3337755>i would rather be a mediocre artist who produces a steady stream of content than someone who does nothing at all.you should read my webcomic. it's been updating every thursday since it started years ago, and every tuesday since last year.it's so unbelievably unrelenting. it. never. fucking. ends.
>>3337948SomethingAwful?It lives up to its name, doesn't it?
>>3338002Then again, ehehehe...there was like, three of us writing...
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3338027>it will have pedo in it>it will have futashy references in it>ms in charge of doing anything
>>3338074You're thinking of Twist.
Oh, are we talking about music and how my tastes are unbelievably superior to yours?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_nljw2WxRsWhat exactly does it mean to call a song, "2Deep" anyway.
>>3338057
>>3338057I'm not flexible enough to do that
>>3338027so it's K-On all over again
>>3337974Oof... Careful now. All that squirming around mig*ulp*-might knock loose a little-*urp*>I let loose a resounding belch, and my stomach shrinks around you tight and holding you stillGas...Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. All you've done is speed things up. Hope you've enjoyed being food so far, because it's all downhill from here~
>>3338033>>3338057
>>3338070Of course.I can so how the price, in and off-itself, will deter some degree of shit posting, but this is kinda ridiculous.
>>3337976you think his coloring is good? everything from him feels muddy and dark to me.
I am trained in gorilla warfare.
>>3338090we can't let her finish building the Wall.
>>3338111Why nothttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
>>3338114We'll tear that fucking wall down.Brick by brick if we have to.
Someone was saying earlier that Q has probably seen more episodes than Tara Strong (about fifteen). That makes me wonder, how many episodes has Faust seen? Zero?
How do I accept a Steam game gift from somebody I don't even know? Sure, we've chatted and had fun playing video games but fuck, this is making me all kinds of awkward and I don't know how to respond to this.
>>3338074The fuck you just say about my very pretty friend?
>>3338089when you don't understand it
>>3338115http://dl.dropbox.com/u/66983672/tumblr_m5j29cNAQE1qi7v3xo1.mp3
>>3338020but if you can balance your form and colour, you can be the ultimate drawfag
>>3338124We're already doing that - just by being here.
>>3338096>I give another tickle in your belly
>>3338129I would that blonde pone
>>3338127just say "Thanks!" and move onwhy is this such a big fucking deal to people god
>Playing music with Silver Spoon.>Highway to the Danger Zone kicks on.>She has no idea why you are so ecstatic about it.
>>3338027Link?
>>3338107>it's not perfect, so its badWell...
>>3338144this, is just a "thanks man" that hard?
>>3338136I want to learn form.What the hell is form?
>>3338126>picthat's pretty adorable
TRUE! --nervous --very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses --not destroyed --not dulled them. Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell. How, then, am I mad? Hearken! and observe how healthily --how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
>>3338074In some other dimension, that would be a sound statement, BUT NOT IN THIS DIMENSION
>>3338096can you guys tell me what that Lyra vore thread that went on for like a week on /mlp/ was
>>3338127>>3338144This nigga gets it.That's how I got my copy of L4D2. I just said "thank you," and that was the end of it.
>>3338145>"...Silver...">"...">"...SILVER.">"...">"SILVEEEEEEEEER!">"WHAT?!">"....-hhhh-...danger-zooone~"
>>3338142So would I, Anon. So would I.
To be honest, MLPG, I've lost my boner and with it goes my ability to write good fapfiction.So, another time I will write Snails doggystyle-with hornjob!\Here's a little preview.>Her back arches, and you can just barely reach-your lips slide around her horn, hot with her arousal and velvet-soft.>She gasps, and your mouth is flooded with the flavor of cold metal and the heat of a summer's day.
>>3338147http://megasweet.deviantart.com/holy shit i want to kill myself after reading the dA comments
>>3338124Would you tear her hymen
>>3338126>didn't know Ghost was a furryDO YOU EVEN INTERNET STALK 14 YO GIRLS?
>>3338144>>3338154>>3338162I envy you so much if it's that easy for you. I can't even accept it because I feel so guilty without giving anything in return.
>>3338144>>3338154>>3338162no wait nevermind you better accept it but secretly think about how creepy it is and hold it against him for the rest of your interactions privatelythat seems more emotionally stable
>>3338173Baby steps, Anon.
>>3338140Wha-hehe stop that!>I roll over and lay on my belly, my weight pushing down on youNow hold still...>You feel something wet and tingly squirt against you>>3338161For like a week? I mean I remember a couple things, but they were all contained to two evenings.
Who is the dom - Jon Snow or Ghost?
>>3338177That feel when anxiety over everything
>>3337948>>3337948I'd laugh or rage with you if I knew what is so important on SA that you are considering the paid usage of it.
>>3338170cum on her next time plz
>>3338173do you even teenage love?it's a good job you weren't here for Applebloom, Big Mac would've kicked your fucking ass.
>>3338126Faust mentioned on DA she watches every episode that airs. We are talking about the show, right?
>nighttime thread talking about fucking DT and SSthis isn't better at all
>>3338171>reading dA commentsNigga what. I have an account there and I don't even read what people post on my shit. It's suicide.
>>3338182Baby making?
Has Tess done porn that wasn't anal?
>>3338192>Macro thread lasted half a month>Vore thread an entire week/mlp/ - /d/ with horse cartoons
>>3338196That's exactly what I'm wondering.
>>3338155RESPOND TO ME
>>3338155Form is the ability to use lines to create volumetric shapes.If you have good form then your drawings will give the illusion of depth and dimensionality.If you have bad form they will look flat.
>>3338208only read the negative commentsthey're the ones you learn from
>>3338174uh, are you sayin' you have more of her furry art? please provide, anon
>>3338173That's a bit crass, Anon.
>>3338168How would you deal with her daughter?Would be be her adoptive father?Would she slowly warm up to you?Would you fight back tears when she hugs you one Christmas, and calls you 'dad'?
>>3338210Yes?The majority of his porn isnt.
>>3337948Why in the unholy fuck would you want to use Something Awful?Is it 2000 again?Aw fuck.
>>3338206sometimes the good thread times are inverted
>>3338212Yeah, pretty much. Catch us at the right time and you can get away with just about anything.
>>3338057>You listen to the entire album together.>By the end of it, you're both laying on the floor next to each other, holding hands and staring up at the ceiling as you listen intently to the narrative of the song.
>>3338219Yeah, learn not to pay attention to them.
>>3338200what is teenage loveis it like, when two teenagers want to fuck, or is it just that they want to be next to each other.i honestly don't know anything about this shit
>>3338227protip: half of 4chan's memes non-/b/ come from SA
>>3338219I just post on places like here if I want criticism.
>>3338181I can't help not feeling I owe him something now or that he has some kind of control over me now. This is why I don't make friends in real life, jesus fuck interacting with others is hard.
Would you have adorable little mutant children with your pone waifu, MLPG?If your waifu if one of main 6, imagine how the rest of them would be doting aunts helping out every now and then
>>3338192Hehe that tickles~>I can't stop but giggle inside your stomach, trapped under your weight
>>3338227Because I'm looking for a decent forum to get involved and immersed that isn't you guys.I mean fucking boatmurdered happen there. Boatmurdered!and my husbando slowbeef moderates there~ ...<3
>>3338219Only reading negative comments is as bad as only reading the positive ones if they're both the empty dA comments of "Wow Cool" or "This is shit."
>>3338237That's so sadIt's all of that sure
>>3338206>Fucking DT and SSI think we wread the wrong thread, my dear Anon.
>>3338217How do I get better at that?
>>3338247no child of mine is going to be adorablei am truly disgusting.
>>3338247The half human half pony lyra kid freaks me out.I would have liked it to just be full pony.
>>3338237You need to understand understand understand understand understand understand
>>3338245That sounds like a literal case of autism. It's the internet, bro. Calm down and stop taking things so seriously.
>>3338209Hopefully not.Can you imagine how much trouble we would be in if we knocked up the heiress to the Silver family name?
>>3338238>halfReally? In 2012 there's still enough cross-over between Goons and people on 4chan that a full half of memes are from SA?I'm calling bullshit. If this was mid-00s I'd believe it, now? Not really.
>>3338206>>3338206http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJm5Xii4Wq
>>3338203>Faust mentioned on DA she watches every episode that airs. We are talking about the show, right?Yeah. That's interesting. I was genuinely curious. I guess animation is its own sort of thing. It would take so long for everything to be created it might actually be interesting to see what became of some ink on paper I wonder what it's ike to watch something you painstakingly created.
>>3338237Teenage love usually doesn't include very much sex, at least where I live.
>http://tripfags.com/Why does this site exist?
>>3338220I used to have her DA but it didn't have much on it so I never saved it.It's on one of her three blogs somewhere I dunno.
>>3338149i didnt say it was bad. but it shouldnt be you dream goal in life to color as good as tsitra360.
>>3338267http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HT94t-a5k
>>3338247That horrid abomination against nature, science, and god is kawaii as fuck.
>>3338288Quit stalking little girls.
>>3338262Practice shapes and anatomy.
>>3338237brother, if you don't know now, you won't know ever. we can't help by explaining.
>>3338262You can show depth and dimension with line weight, overlapping forms, the amount of detail you draw something with, and of course, size.Does anyone have the downloads to those art-books that get passed around here?
>>3338300>shapespff easy>anatomyanatawhatnow?
>>3338248Heh... I'm sure it does. Just give it a minute, meal.>I rock back and forth, kneading you as your fleshy tomb fills up with gastric juices
>>3338200>Kicked his ass.Son, I think you forgot what he did to city thugs.He doesn't need to touch you to make you wish you were dead.
>>3338220>her>her>hernow i am interested, i have been following that tumblr for a while but wasnt really paying attention.
>>3338206Did you even bother to READ the thread?Because that's not what's going on here. At all.
>>3338266Whatever came out, she's yours now, isn't she?A reminder of the love of your waifu and you that was never meant to be, but is. Just like her.
>>3338288Not hard to find at all, http://artofthepony.tumblr.com/Its linked from the ask stoned trixie blog.
So anything important happened in the last 12 hours?
>>3338313>It's so soothing I can almost fall asleep in here
>>3338338your waifu tooted
>>3338338ponies became real and married everyone in the generalyou don't get one because you weren't herebrb, rarity's giving me the eyes again
>>3338309ohok
>>3338321>now i am interestedstoned trixie / artofthepony is a 16 year old girl. she's pretty rad
>>3338351Wait, but I thought I got Rarity. If Rarity's with you, then what's the thing in my b
>>3338351Welp time to kill my self for not only failing my only chance to fulfill my dreams but also every time I'm here I'll be reminded of my failure
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so is taw a girl or not
>>3338364you just got the inferior pony celestia
>>3338351>mfw I don't get her
Where are the good artists today?
>>3338347>you let your eyes flutter shut as I rock, enveloped by a numb warmth>you listen to the echoes of my heartbeat as you as deep, pervading relaxation washes over you
>>3338384not here.
>>3338333artofthepony is her pony art. i'm looking for her furry art. wait is it... artofthefurryit's not
>>3338333I was talking about her DA.She has a third blog as well. Trying to remember what it is.
>>3338376TAW's a guy. The girl thing was a joke to razz gullible bronies that got out of hand.
>>3338357Basically it's like your brain, your heart, and your penis, all in a constant battle royale for control of your body.You don't want to do anything that you might regret later on. But the hormones are screaming at you to fuck like rabbits. And you love each other and want to be close to each other without losing your inhibitions.
>>3338338Season 3 premier was leaked.All the VAs have been replaced, Trixie, Derpy and Cadence are now the main characters, Seth was greenscreened in, and Donut Steel is now a reoccuring villain. The Brony commercial ran over the ending credits.The general loved it. Best episode yet.
>>3338266Aw, don't be like that. It ain't easy being blue-green.
>>3338405>All the VAs have been replacedBY THE BANSHEE
>>3338405>The Brony commercial ran over the ending credits.> yfw they will do it for realzwell fuck.
>>3338237>so do they wanna fuck or just be next to each other...you don't really have that much of a handle on human relationships, do you?Teenage romance is things like spending time together, holding hands, watching a movie or something, picking her up for a date, dancing with her, your first kiss, just stories about getting to know each other, and enjoying each other's company. It's not entirely sexual, although sometimes you can't help but get a little hormonal......but when it comes to that, the idea of these >feels seems to be a slow, measured approach to winning her heart more about passion than the actual act of sex - it's not a good idea to jump right to sex, because that's not how it really works and it cheapens the >feels. Remember, Anon - baby steps...
>>3338405I missed the general's reaction to Donut Steel, how was it?This guy had better be genuinely entertaining to make up for his appearance oh god who deigned him
We ded?
>>3338405>Seth was greenscreened in
>>3338405>Donut Steel is now a reoccuring villainIt's funny how that's not going to be a joke
>>3338247noi cant imagine any pone/asian looking good ever
LKLKLKchubby marker pone where?
Man, if they're keeping Candyass they damn well better bring back Chrysalis.
>>3338430>Implying he's legit
>>3338394goddammit not again
>>3338428They've already told them they're not going to run it during the show. But it's going to be prime time.
>>3338421>>3338247God that's cute
>>3338458>tfw hoppip is a guy>thats his tulpa
>>3338376alsoit's the most popular author on fimfiction nowI'm glad I drove it away.
>>3338392It used to be twilightsparklehubbabubba.It was either changed or deleted.
>>3338438At the end of the episode, he emerged from the crystal gate, the first human in the pony world. They hinted that in part two, there'd be more brony cameos.
>>3338386>I slowly drift off to sleep, as I cuddle with your insides
>>3338375>Fluttershy's dad has been known in his time, for consuming even the most taboo of foods when he was in war.>Most of them are just stories, fables among the barracks, mostly spread by Nightuard.'>He caught her once, on one of her patrols, held her leg in a lock so tight, she knew if she struggled it would just injure her.>He leaned down and hissed into her ear,>"Pony tastes sweeter than Deer..."
>>3338429only thing we can't replicate is the nervousness you feel the first time you kiss, or hold hands in public, or go on your first date-date.or the fear of God that meeting her parents (and speaking of, where the fuck are her parents?) would doubtless put into you, of course.
She will never return for season 4
>>3338473>most popular author on fimfiction nowreally? i might have to check it out now. someone recommend the best story.
>>3338440>that feelPurple probably wouldn't look as good as Lyra's blue, too
>>3338439i get a feeling that there is no possibly way an image can be 170 tb
>>3338458imaginary friendhoppip is still pretty cool, guy or notif anything it's just unfortunate that it's one less girl working in video games
>>3338491>and speaking of, where the fuck are her parents?Work.As usual.
>>3338492>implying there will ever be a Season 4
>>3338472I still don't see how does that matter, most people have a tulpa of the opposite gender.
Why haven't we had fear and hope rings for S3?
wait a second guys hoppip isn't amle
>>3338511>implying there won't be a fourth season>staring OCs and based off various fanfictions
>>3338490Okay - maybe it's best we back off the whole "Fluttershy's Dad is a crazy Vietnam Vet" stuff? This might go in a very fucked-up direction...
>>3338509my whole Spoon-is-Pink theory falls apart rather if we never meet her overbearing mother.
>>3338491Well we can try.
>>3338511It's almost impossible that there won't be
>>3338523No, Hoppip isn't Amle, she's Hoppip.Fucking moron.
>>3338527
>>3338538Hoppip is kinda funny but he's an attention whore extraordinaire.
>>3338455Was it?Honestly I don't want to believe it
>>3338528>Spoon-is-Pink theoryWait, what?
>>3338484Wait fuck I found it:http://fartingbutts.tumblr.com/Yes I am a wizard.
Hey buddy what you munchin' on?
>>3338551wait no you mean she hoppils a girl guys haha
>>3338554It's just a picture from the Hasbro site from a game.That's all we know about it, everything else is speculation.
>>3338527I'd rather go the other direction where her dad is a meek scientist working in the weather factory and her mom is the unabashedly flirty and outgoing MILF that still fronts her own local rock band.
>>3338559see>>3338057
>>3338511They're making thirteen episodes this time around because they've hired some new writers and lost a few (to other projects).They could have just used the skeleton crew to write the third season if it was in fact the last. Hasbro's not going to waste that kind of cash.
>>3338524>staring OCs and based off various fanfictionsman, i know we're just making this shit up to poke at one another, but you guys know this would never past legal right
>>3338491>>3338509>Silver Spoon's father is almost always working, usually coming home very late at night and going straight to bed>her mother is a socialite - most of the time she isn't even at home, or even in the state - traveling all over the country for charity events and other such sociopolitical wrangling.>Silver Spoon is on her own most of the time in her family's estate, with a few servants and perhaps a nanny taking her to and from school and dance and her various extracurriculars.>you're the first person she's eaten with at a table for a very long time.>after meeting you, she's started eating in the kitchen with the staff
>>3338455>>3338554>>3338574>We've speculated for days>Donut Steel never appears>In fact, the episode has a completely different villain>Yet that face is still in the game>It's never explainedbut who was phone
>>3338429>>3338397rightand im assuming you know this from personal experience
>>3338486Ahh... Much better.>I pat my belly as you stop wiggling aroundI'm sure you'll do a great job of thickening up my butt.>I roll onto my side while my stomach finally gets to work, quiet glorps and gurgles emanating from my bellyIf only all of you were so tasty and amicable...>I yawn and shut my eyes, settling down into a nice food coma as my stomach churns away
>>3338528>You hear the sound of a car pulling up to the driveway.>Silver Spoon's eyes shoot wide open as she bolts upright, startling you out of the album's trance.>"No...No no no no!">She runs to the window and peeks out through the blinds.>A red sports car is pulling up the mansion's driveway.>"She wasn't supposed to come home today...!"
What if you married your waifu and on the wedding night she revealed to you that she had a farty butt?
>>3338484i really appreciate your looking. sucks you couldnt find anything. i love this kid's style.
>>3338593>Not >but who was poneDamnit, anon
>>3338593but who was pone
>>3338591Thatsthejoke.targa
>>3338548...Why do you use that face? You know I can't resist that face......Okay - go on and have your fun...
>>3338596...I miss it...
>>3338567lol butts
>>3338601UNF
>>3338597that was fun
>>3338601Girls don't fart silly
>>3338606>>3338567disregardyou're my hero anon
>>3338576I'd rather go down the road where her father is one of the most hardcore drill sergeants in the aerial guard.Her mother is so silent you would not know she was in the same room until she was right in your face.>She did this to Dash several times, excited to meet her daughters best friend.>Dash thinks the house is haunted.
>>3338607>>3338608>that awful feel when you meant to write pone
>>3338616me too manme too
>>3338597This isn't one of my fetishes, but reading along made me hungry.So, congratulations?
>>3338638At least it did something for you.
>>3338599>"who's this boy, Silver? i've never met him. i don't much care for the look of him, Silver. i don't want you seeing him again, Silver."MAMA'S GONNA KEEP YOU SAFE AND WARM
>>3338622I'm glad you think so. You made for a wonderful little snack~
>>3338649Maybe after I died in your belly I became a ghost that haunted you for sex~
>>3338657>ghost blowjob
>>3338657I don't have anything to add but spoilers turn me on
>>3338664Why do my screen caps always come back to haunt me
>>3338657read this sentence until you come to some kind of self awareness
>>3338657Sure, why not, I could use some ghost cunnilingus. You can even keep my next victim company if you'd like.
>>3338646>She asks which neighborhood you're from>after you tell her, she pulls her hand away as you offer a handshake>she spends the rest of the time looking down her nose at you.
>>3338646Guess it's time to hatch her escape.>See what I did thar?
>>3338646>You can almost hear her heart shattering, between the rhythmic scratching sound of the record-player's needle skipping at the end of the album.
>>3338671>your screen capswhat
>>3338676im reading but i dont seem to careGHOST CUNNILINGUS WOO WOO WOO
>>3338690Oh God. Silver Spoon defying her mother, standing up to her for the first time in her life... that would be glorious.
>>3338691>Dat nipple placed so low on the pec
I can't sleep but I want to be well-rested for Midnight Batman.Should I pills?
>>3338691No seriously, that's not a screen cap
>>3338691Well it's a cropped picture that I made of that brony picture, yeah.
>finally get around to watching an episode of Ika MasumeWhy did it take me months to give this a try?
>>3338657>>3338680Ooh, actually, better idea. You possess me a nice fat little mare and we can go for round two.And three.And four...You can have all the freaky ghost sex you want, so long as you keep me full of pony.
>They will never tag team you
Masturbation....It feels good, physically, but I never feel truly satisfied.
>>3338682Obviously you need to break out into song.SHE'LL SAY I'M NOT SO TOUGH JUST BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH AN UPTOWN GIRL
>>3338711Nah bro, I cropped it back when that picture first hit the gen.Simultaneous cropping?
>>3338728You want me to come over and blow you? We can cuddle after.
>>3338734apparentlyI think I'll go get some sleep now
>>3338726I can live with that.I'd rather spend the night with these two.
>>3338444I said I would think about it.
>>3338728Yup.
>>3338728That's... that's nice anon. Good for you.
>>3338742I want to fuck those retarded horses
>>3338739That depends... Are you an adorable mare? Or a yucky human?
>>3338682>pulling her hand away>not just looking at your hand, as if to say "and just what are you expecting me to do?" until you realize she's not going to touch a middle-class urchin like you.
>>3338742>You will never have a threesome with Andrea and Tabitha
>>3338728>I never feel truly satisfieduh, would you like to take a guess as to why
>>3338726One has a chainsaw.The other is a brony.Remind me, why should I tag team with them?
>>3338728i dont even feel like masturbating latelyi think i may be dying
>>3338764oh boy daytime mlpg is here
>>3338765Because they're hot.It's a fake chainsaw.She's part of the show.You're dumb.
>>3338765Because they're hot
>>3338755Who would win in an all you can eat contestPinkie or Derpy?
>>3338764Because they're terrible at masturbation?
>>3338742Cute, sweet, innocent pones are best pones.My faves are Pinkie, Sweetie, and Derpy.
>>3338778Pinkie because she's the fat one
>>3338778Pinkie can literally eat a whole pony.DYEWTS?
>>3338728I'm horny not 10 minutes after I finish masturbating. I just wish the distraction would stop.I can't read a book or watch something without getting horny and having to masturbate. I am become my fetish.
>>3338773was that dickish? i didnt intend it to be. it's just like, hey, you're never going to guess where your body wants your semen to gook that does sound a little condescending
>>3338769 Masturbate and you'll feel better.
>>3338761>Tabitha will never milk you like one of her goats
>>3338787Hey, all I'm saying is Derpy's ass didn't get that devastating on it's own.
>>3338703>You meet with her, for the first time in weeks since her mother clamped down.>You embrace, the love you have felt between one another never faded.>You look into her eyes, they are full of tears, she knows what you are going to say, but a part of her does not want you to say it.>"We can't be together." She silently nods, her tears flowing freely now.>"Because you mother is another Diamond Tiara, a barrier. But shes just that...">Silver spoon looks up to you, as you place a hand on her face, wiping away her tears.>"You don't have to live under her rule."
>>3338764Because I'm super gay and secretly crave emotional fulfillment?
>>3338791>was that dickish?Was that a pun?
>>3338796Having a dark matter ass is not the same as having a fat ass.Fucking hell anonymous, research your canon, you're an embarrassment to the corps.
>>3338703>she starts sneaking you in at night>you always split the bill for pizza>you just stay up all night listening to music and watching TV>she invites you to all her ballet recitals, though you have to sit in the wings so her mother doesn't see you>but she knows you're watching, and that's enough for her>she talks about taking the Porshe down to the beach for a day and asks if you'd want to come along
>>3338728>that feelsometimes I believe I'm running out of things to fap to...
Would you a Derpy butt?
>>3338810But I did research!She eats literal tons of muffins and pastries and it all get's condensed into her ass. It's part of her condition. She's an eating machine.
>>3338810I've got to agree with this. Derpy's ass is powerful and strong. I wish to experience the power.
>>3338810All that mass has to come from somewhere, condensed nearly to a singularity point or not.
>>3338810>Tom Preston is actually taking advice from /ic/The Mayans were right. These are the end of days.
>>3338821>Running out of things to fap toThat's... how.Are you one of those faggots with no fetishes and faps five times a day?
>>3338822Without hesitation.
>>3338838That wasn't supposed to be a reply.
>>3338821Take a kink and apply it to pone. They're like a gateway drug for fetishes.
>>3338838>Implying I'm Tom Preston
>>3338840Man, I have every fetish and sometimes run out of things to fap to.It usually just means its time to go find a more hardcore fetish, but I'm starting to run out.
/co/ was right, Kazerad reading patty is fantastic
>>3338838>/ic/>not /inf/I guess he really has changed
>>3338863Try erping
Since we're on the subject of Derpy, does anyone want to take a look at my Derpy story so far?It's second person and shamelessly feely. I fear I've written myself into a corner.
>>3338820>teen Silver Spoon in a swimsuitOh god.Oh my god yes.Yes I would.
>>3338844But would you a chubby Derpy butt?
>>3338840>no fetisheseveryone has fetishes anon, although sometimes it's hard to find good material or something.and yes on vacations I can go with 3 faps a day in average
>>3338863>run out of things to fap toHw is this fucking possible. No, seriously.There are hundreds of terabytes of porn out there.
>>3338897and I search and fap, but like that anon, sometimes it doesn't feel as good as I had hoped it would
>>3338881>Been masturbating constantly for eight years.>Have basically zero qualms about masturbation fodder.>Have never tried ERP of any kind.Is...Is it time?
>>3338886>and yes on vacations I can go with 3 faps a day in average>3 faps a day>3 faps a day>that feel when you go one a day at most>that feel when not cumming dust and blood
>>3338897Yeah, but sometimes there isn't any that you want.You've never stood in front of a full fridge but not had anything you wanted to eat?
>>3338820Only if I can ask her if she wants to run away from her mother forever.
>>3338908Then hire a whore.Jesus fuck.
>>3338897and without hyperbole about 75 percent of it is the same generic shit
>>3338916I dunno, personally I think making your jacking off too much if that's happening. Go for a jog instead or something.
>>3338883would you>nervous kisses on the beach
>>3338884Even better.But I don't have any pics of chubby Derpy butt.
>>3338820>>3338883One-piece, silly frilly, string bikini, slingshot?
>>3338911>impyling humans produce that low quantity of semen
>>3338926>making maybe*
>>3338911maybe you just have an underactive libido?
>>3338909I dunno how I'd feel about doing something like that here, given how I imagine the typical Anon looks behind their monitor...The mental image of some creepy fat guy jacking off to thinking about having sex with me...eugh
>>3338916I think you might be hitting the fap too ha->>3338926What this guy said
>>3338897But the vast majority of it is just shitty vanilla porn, or porn of fetishes I don't have.Whenever I go looking for something new, I start getting the feeling I've already seen every urine-porn movie/clip/pic in existence.
>>3338911My record is eight times in one day and I didn't even enjoy the last few.
>>3338929
>>3338931A simple bikini, with a pareo around her waist.
>>3338943>tfw fapping just because, or of pure boredom
How does a marshmellow horse survive getting crushed by a piano anyway?
>>3338938No, I can jerk off multiple times a day, I've done it before nothing to be proud of, but who has the time to fap three times? It takes like a half hour FFS.
>>3338820>her mother starts setting her up on dates with coworkers' sons.>"If you're going to fritter your time away with boys, you might as well stick to the ones who can properly support you, Silver.">But they're shallow, and boring and the only thing they ever talk about is their parents' business or the newest car they just bought>she tries bringing up some of the bands she listened to with the son of a local impresario>he just stares at her, asking why she'd listen to empty noise like that.>she really really hates these "dates.">eventually she stops showing up, sneaking out to see you.
>>3338943My record is 18 times in 24 hours.I was ejaculating nothing after the fifth time. I have AVERAGED twice a day since I was 13.But I'm not the one complaining about lack of porn. I have all the fetishes.
>>3338919she wouldn't mind.but only if you're there with her.
>>3338964>half a hour for each faphell if I like what I see so much I end in 5 minutes tops
>>3338964>half hourAre you lighting candles and putting on Barry White before hand?
I masturbate maybe 3 times a week and these threads have almost never given me a boner.I'm the god of self control in these realms.
>>3338944>she hangs her plump cheeks over the edge of the tub>they squish into the rim of the tub, jiggling slightly as she flicks her tail around>"Scrub my butt, Anon!"
>>3338944I would grab her butt with both hands and save her from drowning.
>>3338971I think you should stop before you die.
>>3338927>Swimming out with her to behind the wave swell>Stealing kisses when the swell rises enough to block your line-of-sight to the rest of the beach-goers>Submerging together and trying to kiss underwater
>>3338939Most people that we get pics of seem to look pretty normal.I don't know whether a relatively normal looking creepy guy jerking off thinking about having sex with you would be better, though.Eventually I want o try erp, but I never feel like it when I have the opportunity.
>>3338974>>3338975I last way too longWhy are we discussing this general?
>>3338971How did you acquire all the fetishes?
>>3338980that just means you don't belong here
>>3339002Vision quest in the Himalayas.
>>3338966She isn't without her power.>You found yourself beaten, sitting in a holding cell, the local police won't tell you why they arrested you.
>>3338984YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>3338973What happened to not doing anything crazy?
>>3339006I don't come here to masturbate fool
>>3338998Because
>>3338984>"I'll scrub your butt, alright... with my dick!">ram it inside her
Heh. Spooning.
>>3338980>Implying you have anything to control.
>>3339009It's Diamond Tiara 2.0.Except this time we don't have Filthy Rich to bail us out.
>>3338971I used to think you just had some fetishes and didn't have others but I keep accumulating them.I have so many now but I still have a soft spot for my first fetish: Gigantic tits.
>>3339028Some of it's just a matter of exposure over time. And boy do people love talking about some doosies in here.
>>3339028as long as it's not crotchtits.
>>3338931>>3338958I always took her for something a little more conservative than a bikini. Although a bikini/pareo combo with a wide-brimmed hat and a nice pair of sunglasses is always nice...
>>3338980I know that feelYou told me I could boner to pone, where're the boners eggman?
>>3339014maybe you're having an effect on her.besides, she was kidding. mostly.
>>3339028I still only have one really major one: urine.Everything else is more like just kinks to make it more interesting.
>>3339032>Some of it's just a matter of exposure over timeI guess that's what broke me regarding pony porn
>>3338971My record is 12 times in a dayUsually could control myself but lost it all in the past few months. Three times a day.I'm trying to return to normal and it's working so I can't complain
>>3338994We're all going to die, anon. It won't be from masturbation.>>3339002I wish I could tell you. I'm a fiend.
>>3338971My record is 8 times in an hour. I had the heart of a phoenix, that day. Or maybe just the dick.
>>3339034What!? Crotch teats are the best kind!
>>3339039Normally they're on paheal.net
>>3339027No...But do we?The old man still kicks, he hasn't heard from his daughter friend in years, but who knows.
>>3339046Probably not unlike most people. It seems hard to comprehend now, but after the show dies and you stop coming here you'll seek it out less. Given it dies...
we're chill but I can't wait for the morning to end
>>3338971>>3339050>>3339054>sympathy dick pain
>>3339034I've only seen one picture of larger-than average crotchtits that I liked. It was a Fluttershy.It's just not the same.
>>3339041She seems to be having an effect on you too. I knew she'd grow on you.
>>3339009Aaaaaaaaand I don't think that works with this, actually. This seems more like a DT thing than SS.I think her mother would be more passive-aggressive and obstructive - if she doesn't want you skulking about, she tells the staff not to let you on the premises.If Silver is finding time to spend with you... well, then she just has even less time... she could use a few more hobbies, don't you think?She'll tell her about them once she's signed up for them.
MLP already caters to my biggest fetish bestiality
>>3339055I would throw something at you to see if it stuck, but the last time I posted anything by ecmajor I got banned for a week.
>>3339028I work my way through fetishes, then leave them.5 years ago, vore was my favorite porn in the world, now it might as well be nonsexual.Same with hypnotism, tentacles, and a host of other things.I keep wondering if it will eventually loop.
>>3339050Why? Is it interfering with your life?
>>3339028Would you?
>>3339068Huge crotch teats look silly. They need to be just right.
>>3339080dark eldar pls go
>>3339068>That imageWhat do you call porn you save for no good reason, but don't intend to masturbate to ever?We need a word for that shit.
>>3339075Sorry.Just reaching to extremes.
>>3339077People actually get banned here?I post porn fairly often, and have never been banned.
Man alive! There are men...alive in here! And they're watching...a show for little girls?I don't understand.
>>3339075>she tells the staff not to let you on the premises.>The staff let her out anyways - they've all noticed Silver Spoon's change in demeanor since meeting you. Smiling, walking with more spring to her step, sitting down to eat with the servants.>They all want to see her smile just as much as you do.
Far too much filly fooling in this thread
>>3339086Those are probably the only kind of crotch teats I likeSmall and cute
>>3339089Art
>>3339104>let you in anywaysaaaaaaaaargh
>>3339082I absolutely would although that's really not even close to what I mean by "gigantic."
>>3339076>tfw you didn't even care about horse porn before MLP:FIM, and now it gives you a raging boner
>>3339101>He thinks we watch the show
>>3339012>she giggles as you place a hand on her left cheek, stabilizing her rear long enough for you to actually scrub>you wash her right cheek, then switch to her left, her soft giggling filling the bathroom the entire time>you move the washcloth closer to her crack, slipping it between her plump cheeks, and the giggling stops>you pull away>"N-no! ...I mean, uh...">she turns her head to look at you, then shies away"Please?"
>>3339098easy way to get banned is to post 0r0ch1 porn
>>3339098Pretty sure it was some rectumwrecked mod or something.>>3339101Actual quality animation, there's humor in there for adults (since adults with children are assumed to watch as well), etc. Long list, but the short answer is "because we like it".
>>3339067>>3338971>>3339050>>3339054>once masturbated about 30-something times in a day - maybe even 40.>hands were sore, dick was bleedingGet on my level, plebs.Or better yet, don't.
>>3339101There is nothing here for you, earthing.
>>3339101>Watching a show for little girls>1990
>>3339119Dropping greentext like spaghetti. Whoops.
>>3339123WHYHOWWHAT THE HELL DID YOU JERK IT TO
>>3339089I'm not sure. Just porn I think.I have quite a lot of that."Funny porn pics to keep for future posting at an appropriate in MLPG" maybe? (like my fart collection)
>>3339123how did your dick not catch fire
>>3339009>Silver Spoon storms in, screaming at the police, demanding you be let out or she'll have their jobs>it turns out she isn't entirely different from her mother after all>it takes about ten minutes of threats, but she has you out in short order
>>3339123>sore hands>bleeding dickfuck can that be real?my dick hurst just by the thought...my record I think is... dunno, probably around 10?
>>3339105Ooh, where's that one from/by? A quick google only brings up the R34 sites.
>>3339119This may sound strange, but first boner of the thread.Sometimes that's all it takes, folks. Cleaning Derpy's butt and her getting a bit excited.
>>3339113>woot>dreadsFuck yes. I like his pear-shaped girls more though.
>>3339119...alrightslow and steady...
>>3339098Yeah, I quite frequently post porn in here too, and I don't think I've ever been banned for posting anything in MLPG.Of course, I don't post it in large quantities, just the occasional single pic, usually as a reply to something else related.
>>3339150http://braeburned.tumblr.com/
>>3339137>Save MLP 34>Don't even find pone sexual>It just sits there>A folder full of butts>delete?>Eh, not yet, some of those are kinda cuteOnly the dead, etc etc
>>3339123assuming you hit 40, that would be roughly once every 36 minutes if you were awake for 24 hours straight. more often if you kept to a normal schedule. how the hell did you do that.
>>3339152LK?
>>3339112>She gets stopped by a butler>"The lady of the house has instructed me not to let you out of the house if I catch you going somewhere besides to dance or to see Diamond Tiara...">"...but she didn't say a thing about what to do if I DON'T see you. Do say hello for me, won't you?"
>>3339120Hmm, 0r0ch1 seems to have some pretty decent stuff.
>>3339154Pretty much the same.I just realized, I haven't made a post on 4chan outside of mlpg in like, 2 months.Damn
>>3339119>>3339151>tfw ex was into anal and she talked about it all the time but I didn't get to try it with her before she dumped me
>>3339161I don't save pone porn, but I do save cute pone butts.
Okay out of curiosity what's you favorite picture to fap to?
>>3339158Thanks!
>>3339163Damn. How did you know?
>>3339161Don't lie. You like big butts.
>>3339123>10>12>18>30>The most you've ever fapped in one day is twiceDon't you people have jobs or school or social obligations or something? ANYTHING?
>>3339101HEY I USED TO DO THIS SAME JOKE
>>3339174>that feel
>>3339186You do know where you're posting, right?
>>3339177My roommate walked in on me saving a butts picture.He's seen the show before but said he didn't like it. He saw AJ's butt and was flustered and confused and asked why they look like that and why he shouldn't like the show. It was funny cause he liked butt.
>>3339186Where do you think we are?
>>3339177>Cute pone butts.How does that even work?
>>3339186MLP is a lifestyle
>>3339136>>3339162>>3339143>>3339149I was like nine years old at the time.Also, yes, I spaced it out over most of the day.I imagine if I'd tried to go it all at once, they'd have found me dead somewhere - a dried up husk.Also - I did it because I was bored.
>>3339186I'll bet you think just so fucking cool for masturbating less frequently than other people, don't you?
>>3339178It varies depending on mood, but lately this has been coming up a lot, along with that gif he made.Where did all this gay come from?
>>3339186>school, jobs, social obligationsAnd those get in my way of fapping how?
>>3339119Horses don't really have a buttcrack.
>>3339178Fluttershy is overall my favorite pony to fap to
>>3339123ah buh, buh BULLSHIT
>>3339206>nine years old at the time
>>3339184I do
>>3339186im on vacations atm so if I want I can easily go 5 times a day
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>>3339227Butt...
>>3339206Now, wait a minute.Was this 40 ORGASMS? Because, if not, it doesn't even begin to count.
>>3339146>As they hesitantly unlock the cell she gets to see how bad you are hurt.>The of them tries to explain that they only sprained your ankle, the way you cant walk on it tells her otherwise.>She calmly asks who else would verify was just a sprain.>None of them step forward.>Her mother throws the paper away when it reports one of her favorite cops got locked away.
>>3339167>The servants all hate her mom. She talks down to them and scolds them for the slightest of mistakes - she doesn't even bother to remember their names.I hope her dad is a little more pleasant to be around.
>>3339206>Nine years old>Nine years old>Nine years old>Nine years oldNo fucking way.
>>3339178I don't need any stinking pictureImagination.It's the best Really I can include any fetish I want, how many I want, how I want and so on.Except for this one. This one just somehow surpass anything I can imagine. I love it so much and always gets me hard, which is kinda weird since it only hits one fetish. Two if you count pony as a fetish
>>3339227Maybe I can be those images Anon.
>>3339183Not him but >>3339113 here.I regret not having a sketchbook jam at the hotel.
>>3339237>Two if you count pony as a fetish>Two if you count pony as a fetishOn what planet would that not count as a fetish
>>3339245On MLPG
>>3339178Can't say I really have any one particular favorite picture. Anything with futashy x human, incest (AJxBM / TSxSA), dragon x pony or pissing ponies is good.
>>3339232>Now it's HER turn to take care of YOUR injured ankle>Not that she's complaining
>>3339245Dunno, it's kind of like counting a vagina as a fetish
>>3339233>Her servants would have been a litt more hostile, but Anon always thanked them and remembered their names. Not used to high class society.
>>3339228Is it just me or do her proportions look really wrong?
>>3339245Well you know since everyone faps to pony here...
>>3339247MLPG would be a fun planet. With all the subs/slutty mares around, everyone could sit in their basement on the computer all day, like normal
>>3339228Yeah, her legs do seem kind of short huh
>>3339245Half the time, I forget we're even talking about cartoon horses. They're people, even if they aren't homo sapiens.
>>3339151Well then hopefully this won't ruin things, taking it up a level.>you pick up the washcloth and she lifts her tail again>you dip the cloth in the warm bathwater, then place your hand on one of her cheeks, spreading it with your thumb>you cup your hand against her vulva, pressing against it gently, feeling the water trickle between your fingers>you begin to massage her butt with your free hand, the giggles from before being replaced by soft moans>"A-ah! Extra clean...">her hips wiggle against your hand, vulva pressing against the heel of your hand more and more>"S-super clean... nngh..."
>>3339229Yeah. Not that I knew what that was at the time, but yeah.Like I said - it was between 30 and 40. I can't remember exactly how many because I lost count somewhere in the 20s.To this day, I have NO idea how I did it. I probably couldn't repeat the feat today.
It's 6 am where I live.If you are in a similar time zone, why didn't you sleep anon?Me, I've been having this insomnia for a week now so, I just gave up on sleeping early
>>3339259>EveryoneNot /everyone/only the cool ones
>>3339233>She calls all of the maids "you, servant" or "Lupé" and assumes none of them speak English>they all do>none of them are named Lupé>most of them aren't even Mexican
>>3339274I proclaim you the Fap Master of MLPG
>>3339233her dad ISN'T around. so tied up in business as fit that he was dead.
>>3339261Well, it wouldn't be so bad if everyone was who they wanted to be.We'd have slutty mares, and normal pone, and fillies, and monsters in the woods, and humans.
>>3339275>it's 7:09 and I just woke up
I've been posting in the piss for hours you guys, this is so much fun.
>>3339270tease her anus
>>3339281>Lupé>with an accentwhat, it's just Lupe/Lupita as in Guadalupe
>>3339275it's 4 ami have to be awake in 2 hoursi cant sleep because of anxiety, stress, and depression
>>3339283...Yay... I think.
>>3339275Its not that late, its only...4 AM.Fuck.
>>3339250>High class taking care of a broken ankle.Guess we can rule out running marathons any time soon.
>>3339275>why didn't you sleep anon?My shift isn't over yet! Two more hours
>>3339275>7:08 AM>Slept until 11>Spent the rest of the night smoking up with friends>Meant to suggest pone>Completely forgot>tfw>MLPG since 4
>>3339270You are doing well.Maybe because it's Derpy...Keep going.
>>3335459That would be awesome. Come to think of it, there hasn't been much DJ Acid lately. Anyone got any of those old greentexts?
>>3339293>expecting Mrs. Silver to know that.Honestly, you think she'd have time for petty details like that? She has a charity ball to organize for the Mayor of Los Angeles next week, and you're breaking her concentration. Thank you. We're done here.
>>3339241That would have been pretty rad, gotta say.
Just waiting on the new thread to pass out and dream on pony
>>3339275>"It's midnight. I should get to bed soon. I'll just MLPG/internet a little longer.">"It's 1 am. I should get to bed soon. I'll just MLPG/internet a little longer.">"It's 2 am. I should get to bed soon. I'll just MLPG/internet a little longer.">"It's 3 am. I should get to bed soon. I'll just MLPG/internet a little longer.">"It's 4 am. I should get to bed soon. I'll just MLPG/internet a little longer."
>>3339304that pic is so cute
>>3339318every fucking timeyou can add vidya in there too
>>3339275My plan is to get four hours now, be a barely functioning human being all day tomorrow, take a nap when I get home, then go see Batman and get four hours' sleep tomorrow night as well.This can in no way backfire.
>>3339309>DJ Acid greentextsDo tell anon
>>3339301>She takes you to the best doctor she can find>All of your hospital bills are waived - evidently her family has a few connections to the place>She is the first one to sign your cast
>>3339295what do i do
this could have been great
>>3339293don't'cha see, Lupita? it's yours! nobody saw you take it.
>>3339291Really? What did you post?
>>3339332>NyxEVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>3339304>>3339319Has anyone drawn Rarity as a Diamond Dogbecause feel like doing that not that being unoriginal is going to stop me
>>3339339Oh fuck I didn't even see thatwhyjeeze
>>3339332She's just there, no reason at all.
>>3339324There were some cockvore and urethral penetration greentexts a few months ago.
>>3339333AHAHA!BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!
>>3339318>tfw caught between MLPG, going through 38 days of music, watching all of Dexter from season 1 and it's soaking up all my free time and I enjoy it so I stay up late every night doing one of those things, but it ruins my days>tfw tired as fuck all day every day, but come 9 p.m. on the dot, I'm wide awake and cant sleep until at least 3 a.m.
>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340>>3339340
>>3339332>NyxAND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO SAVE IT
>>3339333bahahahahaha I remember a bit of that shit hahaha
>>3339310>Silver Spoon was punished if she ever said a word out of line or forgot to say "hello" or goodbye.">Her mother answers her cell phone, "Go.">she hangs up when she's done talking - no goodbyes or wellwishing>in person she just says "Thank you, we're done here."
>stealing marker>2012
So we're backWho's making a new thread?I'd do it but >anon threads
>waits 2 hours to pull a MitoDedicated autism
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>tulpa>404good
New horse where?
>>3344062Wow you're... Late late late.
