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>>3330906Fucking Rarity
Why would Rarity blame Fluttershy for her fart?
>>3330919Isaac pls
And just like that it's 5a.m.
>>3330928
>>3330906Did someone say fart?
>>3330906I actually get to use this picture
>>3330951
>>3330946SMILe plshorse
have you memorized horse
>>3330962
>All imagesWhat is this, bread?
I need pictures or Rainbow Dash pointing, preferably at Wonderbolts, but any pointing will suffice!
fuck the image limit
>>3330991GOT YOU COVERED BRO
>>3330863>I have a sneaking suspicion that Williams is going to step up her fucking game in S3.haaaaaa, keep dreaming, if she couldn't get out of her spongebob/adventure time mindset with 4 fucking episodes, what makes you think that it's going to change nowshe is just doing her job and getting her paycheckthere is no reason for her to improve nor chage her style
>>3330987
>>3330986
>>3330946Okay.
>>3330993
>>3330958
>>3330991i got what you need
horse?horse where are you
>>3330934Because Rarity's farts are incredibly smelly and that's embarrassing plus Fluttershy will be 2beta to not take the blame.
So what if dragons appear as the antagonists in another episode only they are bent on destroying something, how would the cast react if the target was Rarity's botique?
>>3331019
>>3331009And just what his her "spongebob/adventuretime mindset" and why is it bad?
>>3330991
>Ponychan
>>3331040Scrunch time?
okay so likethere's gonna be an episode in which fluttershy turns into a dragonWHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO CALL ITTHEY ALREADY USED "DRAGONSHY"
>>3331037How would it be different from the three times a day that Sweetie Belle burns the place down because she is the worst possible little sister?
>>3330916>>3330945And it's not quite that bad. It's not as though Anon has done anything against the law. Had the questers done anything unambiguously criminal, Lyra's father has the full brunt of Equestrian and Canterlot municipal law to back him up.At this point it's purely a family matter.
>>3331049>I cant see is it The WonderboltsSEND HELPI'M DYING
>>3331059i would teach that little sister a lessonoh yes i would
>>3331056Scalyshy?
>>3331056Dragonshy 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>3331064No matter what, promise me one thing above all other things.That you won't give us a Rusty tier ending. Have them rip out our limps one by one like an ant, but don't let everyone we love die horrible painful deaths. I beg you.
>>3331056Flutteron
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214775?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeI think I abuse interro + jailer set up too much
>>3331009>spongebob/adventuretime>implying those two shows are comparable>implying you know what the fuck you're talking aboutnigga pls
>>33310562 Dragon 2 Shy
>>3331076>That feel when that's exactly what you were going to typeOur memes really are tired, aren't they?
>>3330991Dash is mixing it up a little with this one
>>3331056They're going to call it"Fluttershy learns to be assertive, and turns into a dragon for some reason"They're not trying very hard on the season 3 names
>>3331056Shydragon.
>>3331087>http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214775?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeFUCKING MAKE IT BIGGER GODDAMN
>>3331105>our
>>3331095Noodles shot from my nose.Oh fuck.
>>3331053>you in charge shitposting rather than improving things
>>3331028
>>33310562 Ponies 1 Dragon.
>>3331115>4chan
>>3331118God damnit Anon learn to hold in your spaghetti.
>>3331118Yay, I'm still funny!
>>3331056turn a dragon
We certainly love our farts tonight, don't we?
>>33310952 Dragon 4 Shy
>>3331056Shyrim
>>3331056Dragonlayer.
Come listen to music with us. At least it's not a epicmafia link!http://www.mumuplayer.com/anything_goes
>>3331135What are you drawing?
>>3331113I asked them to do that, next game should be bigger
>>3331137no
I just had an idea. What if, instead of staying awake late, I'd wake up really early?
>>3331095Dragonshy: Tokyo Drift
>>3331123
>>3331141oh god no. pls no
>>3331151still working on celestia/discord flash
>>3331149>Listening to music collectivelyThat's sadder than a Ross stream
>>3331056"Spike's Girlfriend"
>>3331041Stratified? Howso?>>3331043Please, if anything your loved ones will lead long, unhappy lives haunted by regret and anger.
>>3331056Bellowquiet.do dragons bellow?
>>3331105it's practically the default subtitle for any sequel
is sim city 4 worth $5?
I love you guys sometimes.
>>3331131Worse, spicy chicken stew.IT BURNS
>>3331181It's worth $50. But yes.
>>3331181not really
>>3331181Yeah, I like it. You can pirate it for free, though.
>>3331181Probably.You shoulda bought Tropico 4 bro
>>3331081see>>3331176
>>3331173The fanfiction writes itself, holy shit.
>>3331182What are you, some kinda faggot? ~<3
>>3331056Roaryshy
>>3331155Having trouble getting those farts out, Sweetie? I can help you.
>>3331197but im not Somalian.
>>3331182I love you too, Anon.♥
Dragonshy 2: The Reckoning
>>3331203>>3331176Well tits.
>>3331056Treasures Of Kindness
Reposting info for the night crowd:Hello my fellow ponyfuckers, that nostalgia we had today made me remember the old "go" link the Hyper-Index used to have: instead of going to the Hyper-Index, this takes you directly to the current active General. This script stopped working when we moved here, but after a little talk with Archive it's back! (Very useful for those people that said the Hyper-Index takes too long to load)Take a go: http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go
>>3331182I love you tooWanna fuck?
>>3331227Dragonshy 2: The Dragoning
>>3331227>Dragonshy 3: Relevations
>>3331219Please go on
Renne Quest is still on, if anyone's interested!>>3329174
>>3331239Dragonshy 2: Dragon Dragoning
>>3331237BASED ARCHIVE
>>3331197/v/ pls go
i guess i just like friendsif only i had one irl
The Flutter Menace
When Fluttershy turns into a dragon, how jealous will Rarity get when Spike starts loading on the attention? This may or may not ruin my fanfiction multiverse.
>>3331255>tfw
>>3331237Neat.
>>3331251Fluttergon
>>3331237Cool.
I didn't expect to see the wonder bolts in Season2 but then Spitfire showed up.Think we'll see 'em once more?
>>3331260Nothing at all.
>>3331237...I just used that to get here, actually.Here's me, thinking it was always there and I was just missing it all this time.Thanks, guys!
>>3331237>http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goneat.
>>3331254I'm just saying. And the version I pirated like three years ago came with all sorts of mods and community improvement packs, too, so there's that.
>>3331056Fluttershy's New GrooveScaling UpTipping the ScaleTurning DragoneseThe Wizard of LizardThe Wyrm that Trots
>>3331255>tfw no bff
>>3331169Nothing is sadder than a Ross stream.
>>3331237That's nice
>>3331181just get ys. same type of game really
>>3331237>pinkies faces in that gif>oh wow it floats!>that's so neat!>wait...shit
>>3331260>Rarity distraught that her best friend is now a big scaly freaky monster>Spike comes along to console her>"You know... dragons aren't ALL bad..."
When was the last time you hugged your sibling?
>>3331281>Ross streamIt's always just ross and then like one guy heckling him.
>>3331274hey tiarawhy, why do you have such bad taste in DnB?
>>3331270>Dash struggling to prevent herself from pointing at Spitfire.jpg
>>3331237Smile, did you see this: http://pastebin.com/dMupfHdBAnd do you have an email?
>>3331278>Turning Dragonesewinrar
>>33312452Lowkey5me
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214806?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3331292IS JUST LIKE MY JAPANSE CARTOONS
>>3331237>no one else saw pinkies genius proof of gravity
>>3331260>Fluttershy turns into a dragon>Spike crushes on her>Rarity wants the attention back, desperately begs Twilight to find a way to change her back while pretending she didn't like the attentionPls HasbroI have money
>>3331295Shit nigga thats kawaii.
>>3331270We saw them plenty in S2.Its the other half of what gave them the useless stigma.We saw them in SoME giving a Spike a haircut.
>>3331295My sister is a whore
>>3331295I do not remember.
>>3331295A few months ago. As she was boarding a plane to go all the way across the country.I miss my sister.
>>3331295>fanon
>>3331295You don't hug your siblings
>>333129510/10 pic would dawwww again
>>3331295I haven't talked to my sister in like four years.She's very hateful and spiteful. Her loss.
>>3331314>dragonfied rarityi'll take 3
>>3331314>that picture
>>3331295When I was leaving her apartment after the 4th of July.
>>3331314Would fund.Especially if a jewel Spike has been aging is involved.
>>3331260>She is about as tall as one of the teenage dragons.>Constantly around Spike because he is giving her the how to be a dragon crash course.>Rarity needs Spike for something, he blows her off to be around Fluttershy some more.>She gets pissed.>Twilight figures out how to fix Fluttershy, Rarity tries to speed up the process, fucking up the spell. >Twilight has to rest to try it again, Rarity is flustered.
>>3331314fanfiction/10
>>3331295never had a siblingnever had a hug either
>>3331327I would let them tagteam me with strapons.But they don't have to tagteam, a spitroast is fine too.
>>3331344They always seem to have massive tits and hips
>>3331358autims pls go
>>3331322No free hugs?
>>3331358It sucks that you don't have any siblings.Maybe I can be your sister tonight?Wanna hug?
>>3331298the use of pendulum is just a joke from the zone flash.but the amount of bronies talking about horse porn on youtube is hilarious
>>3331370>cop a feel>she giggles
>>3331358I might hug you if I saw you, Anon.I miss being able to hug people at random.
>>3331354>funny = fanfictionThat's dumb, nigga
>>3331242You lift the little filly's tail out of the way and marvel upon her little puffy sphincter. Leaning forward you stick your tongue out and lay it flatly against her anus then lick upwards.It twitches from the sudden stimulation and a small toot ushers forth, gracing your tongue.
>>3331376Family discount?
>>3331381>funnyHaha no.
>>3331354>NO FUN ALLOWEDEveryone go home.
>>3331376>"Wanna free ride, bro?"
>>3331362Grizelda seems a little young for that, Anon... And did you actually have the gall to suggest bringing in someone else? Like Gilda's not good enough? You're gonna get it for that... ~<3
>>3331385go on
>>3331314>>3331352It's not going to happen;_;
i wanted this to be griffin night. why did yxou ruin griffin night for me?
>>3331385plz stop
>epic mafia>turn 1>3 mafia dead due to grandmaFUCKING GRANNY SMITH
I've found a group more pathetic than us.
>>3331423Griffons r 4 gaylords.
>>3331419No shit.
>>3331300I can't get into Pastebin right now can't figure out why. Please remind me tomorrow at morning/afternoon.
>>3331414Well, I would only do it if it's what my mistress wanted. But what if it was Grizelda's 16th birthday and Gilda wanted to give her a special treat?
>>3331295but i only have brothersi punched one of my brothers last weekend, does that count?
>>3331441OK! Night!
>>3331434>implying there are a million more pathetic groups than us>implying the internet isn't a fertile group of pathetic groups
>>3331431that sucked so bad..
>>3331255Aw, that reminded me that I don't have any friends either
Lesbian power rankings:1. Rainbow Dash2. Twilight Sparkle3. Pinkie Pie4. Applejack5. Fluttershy6. Rarity.
>>3331431>get in first room 2nd, Oh sweet>we move rooms>fills up before i can get in;_;
rare footage of JJ drawing non-sexual ponies
>>3331434I'm sure there's plenty.
ED! WHAT HAPPENED?I waited so long for your call, you never showed up.
>Tara Strong goes on the Howerd Stern show>Tries to make a point about the show, but things go wildly off the rails>She ends up sucking him off on air
>>3331444Gilda doesn't share her toys, Anon.
>>3331462i hope that drawing will get me friendstoo bad i suck at it
>>3331462is the fact that I have friends but I'm actively watching my relationships crumble around me all because of something stupid somehow worse
>>3331400>"Do I get to call you TWILY"
>>3331436fuck you
>>3331481Nah, I doubt it would go that far. But I wouldn't put flashing and/or masturbating past her
>>3331481video?
>>3331481Fun Fact: Howard Stern has a tiny penis - it's about the size of a large clitoris.
>>3331481>That feel when tons of friends>So many friends it's hard to all get together
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214828?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3331489That's hot in it's own right. Does she put away her toys when she's done with them? How?
>>3331481>she fucks him in the studio>the audience hears nothing but her panting and moaning>he unloads in her cooter>she screams>thousands of bromies scream and commity sudoku>mlp is ruinedit would be glorious
Who is best big brother?Big MacShining ArmorThunderlanemaybe Pound Cake?
>>3331471Scratch is a cute unicornSaved
>>3331471I actually quite like that.
>>3331481>howard makes her ride the sybian>she starts moaning, gasping, calling out to god, and farting>then she has an epic 5 minute long orgasm>all in Twilght's voice
>>3331494A little bit. I used to be there. Self destruction.I had this one friend who kept talking to me for some reason, and I just shut him off because I couldn't deal with the stress.
>>3331471He doesn't use his dA for sexual drawings and this "good morning" series is really old.
>>3331417>>3331427Well which is it?
>>3331519>cooter>bromies>commityWhat the fuck are you on? And can I have some?
>>3331508Fun Fact: Howard Stern is going to voice a character in season 3.
>>3331471Something about the mouth is bugging me but overall I think it's a pretty nice picture.
>>3331513Are you me? Not like a "tons" of friends but yeah a bunch of groups.
>>3331524is that even a question
>>3331515"Get in the box, sissy."
>>3331535GO ON
>>3331528Can't be me. I don't bother any of my friends with PM's anymore. I just remain silent towards them
It's not DJ Acid!
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214835?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>all maf visiting granny N1
>>3331524I think theyre an awesome pair of bros.Thunder lane even let him practice with him during hurricane shy
>>3331535Keep going.
>>3331534>implying Scratch sleeps at night>implying she doesn't stay awake for four days at a time on a meth-induced rush, and sleep for the other three
Just droppin by cause I did this thing for the moonstuck guest submissions.
>>3331524>Pound Cake is a few minutes younger>He still tries to act like the big protective brother>He crushes on or idolizes a grown Scootaloo
>>3331609Nice.
>>3331609It's cute
>>3331558Would she leave a vibrator in my ass set on low to keep me warmed up for her? Or does she prefer my frightened, confused squeaks when she surprises me?Do I have to eat her out before I get to eat?
>>3331597>Scratch sleeps while Octavia takes care of her.>Scratch is so out of it during these times she even has a hard time levitating food to her mouth when she does wake up.
>>3331609I like it!I don't recall seeing your name around here...
>>3331665>>3331609Woops, wrong name.
>>3331653I don't want to interrupt this but god damn it unf
>>3331655>implying Scratch doesn't hook up an IV solution just before passing out
>Half as long>Twice as bright;_;Does MLPG like InFamous2?
>>3331676I know Gilda doesn't share her toys, but maybe she could rent them out?
>>3331653>>3331653"Who said you get to eat me out? You telling me what to do with you? Just for that I'm turning up the vibe. See you tomorrow, sissy."
>>3331688>I like boring.>I don't like watching Octavia take care of Scratch, trying to make sure she keeps her food down this time.
Oh, yes. Curious.Who drew this?
>>3331047Merriwether Williams wrote episodes for Spongebob and Adventure Time, both shows involve more randomness than MLP and Spongebob is heavily focused in comedy(or at used to).Now let's see, her episodes for MLP:-Mysteryous Mare Do Well-Heart's Warming Eve-Putting Your Hoof Down-Dragon Quest>The four episodes revolve around characters being jerks just for the sake of being jerks >The four episodes involve poor dialogue as consequence of the forced character's attitude and every single time escalates into agressive arguing and yelling just for the sake of forcing more conflict to continue driving the plot>The four episodes relies on some of the most shamless plot convinience that have been done in the show so farThose things might work better in shows that are more focused in comedy and randomness, but FiM is not one of them.
>>3331723well it's not a poneand it doesn't look like a poneso i have no idea.
>>3331727But PYHD is funny, HWE and DQ were mediocre. The only shit one there is MMDW.
> DJ PON3> And OctaviaI have 0 pictures of these two. Zero. And I have been building my folder since 2011. I don't get the appeal. I also only have 3 pictures of Fluttershy.
>tfw
DORKS
I'm kinda hungry. I could go for some pone.pic related.
Which pony would you date rape?
Which Pony would embrace becoming a vampire through the stone mask and try and devourer their former friends and family?
>>3331723I have consulted the Overlord Google, and it has shown nothing.
>>3331723I did.
>>3331744>But PYHD is funnyNo.
>>3331769Twilight.Or Twist. Yeah, definitely Twist.
Would anyone care to laugh at me while I stream some coloring for the first time?http://www.livestream.com/elslowmo
>>3331704Oh man. After another day, I'd be so out of it, sleep deprived and all, that when she opened the box I'd recoil in terror at the sudden, blinding flash of light. What would she do with her cowering lump of flesh? After what happened last time I'd be too petrified to do anything but curl up there in fear.
>>3331707>Octavia keeps hearing thuds and crashes from Scratch's room.>She opens the door to see Scratch writing melodies and beat-charts and notes on the walls in a frenzy>whenever something's in her way, she shoves it to the floor and keeps writing.>"IHADTHISAWESOMEIDEAAFEWHOURSAGOANDI'MWRITINGITDOWNSOIDON'TFORGETWHATIFISETUPTHEBASSTRACKSONTHE--">"What are you doing?! Why are you writing on the walls?!">"IRANOUTOFPAPERTWOHOURSAGO!"
>>3331776Are you me?
>>3331758>That feel when Fluttershy isn't your favourite pony>You have more images of her than any other pony
>>3331769Applejack.I can't take her by force, so I drug her.
>>3331744>>3331779>Opinions
>>3331693I think I'm almost done with it.Frankly the gameplay mechanics and narrative are weak.The climbing is the poorest I've played this generation as its difficult to get where you want to go when there are more than 3 places to climb on in an area,Not sure if I'm supposed to care about the characters.Cole has a certain spark no pun intended but other characters just don't quite click.
>>3331763>Mac
>>3331619Why isn't this a thing?
>>3331765>soashamedpony gave me a pone foodscat fetishThat guy's an asshole, man ;_;
>>3331798>not taking Applejack by force>not dating Applejack normally so she can take you by forceYou do not understand how to appreciate the finest mares.
Lesbians are executed in Equestriahow do you react?
>>3331763>overspending on a mac>overspending on too much ram
>>3331811Because it needs to be picked up by an artfag with legions of cocksucking sycophants
>>3331790Oh god.Is this going to be something we are doing now?
>>3331833by being a beardso much easy pussy
>>3331821Too bad he force futa into everything.
>>3331787"That's more like it. You try telling me what to do again, you'll get TWO days of that.Now, my wings need preening. After that, if I'm in a good mood, I might let you help me loosen up. Keep the vibe in. You're still in trouble for backtalking me yesterday. Get to it."
>>3331841Hey Glitter Glue, where are you at?We need a favor.
>>3331776>>3331775>>3331740Mmkay, just hoped to get a name. Maybe another day.
>>3331744>HWE>mediocre How does it feel to have shit tastes?
>>3331842Druggie Scratch has been a really minor thing for a while now. If we doing it, we doing it.
>>3331839I dont see why anyone would need more than 2 gigs of ram for a non work related computer, unless they were a hobby photographer or something.
>>3331839>32GB>of DDR3Why can't I hold all these diminishing returns?
>>3331844not this one.
Does anyone have pictures of Glitter Glue in rags, or begging?I bet they'd be cute pictures
>>3331851Sorry I already have this instead
>>3331758>DJ PON3I bet you pronounce it Pawn-Three, don't you?Most of us call her Vinyl Scratch around here.
>>3331865this made zecora my favorite pony.
>>3331883I'm gonna kill that little fucker
>>3331865>I like where this is go->Oh..>Oh god no.>NO
>>3331883>Pound Cake having a crush on his auntie Pinkieaww that'd be cute
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214888?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee>17 peopleHEREWE GO
>>3331892>implying Pawn-Three isnt the proper way to pronounce itDYEWTC?
>>3331846This is assuming she's a griffon. I dunno if you wanted humanized or not.
>>3331892>not pronouncing pone like "own" with a p at the beginningshiggy fuckin diggy
>>3331846I'll try to preen her wings but I'm so tired from the night full of non-ejaculatory orgasms from the high power vibe plug. I keep dozing off
>>3331883OH BOYHERE WE GO
>>3331905Is pretty much Spike/Rarity.
do you think all possible episode plots have already been used and reused?i feel like fluttershy has gotten over her shyness at least 2-3 times already
>>3331931>OH BOY>HERE WE GO
>>3331932Do you think they would double date?
>>3331922Teach me how.
>>3331846I'd slowly get to my knees, head spinning from two days with no water. I'd crawl over to my Mistress, and begin to shakily work at her left wing. I'd slowly, carefully select her loose feathers and one by one remove them from her glorious, well-maintained wings, some of the smaller ones dropping and sticking to my throbbing, pre-soaked member.
>>3331920>>3331907It's "DJ Pony".Do you pronounce it "Dead Mow Five"?
>>3331932but Rarity never took care of Spike
>>3331804>Not using glorious OS X with Homebrew, Xquartz, Alfred, and zsh
>>3331950They probably do, the fuckin idiots
>>3331938don't worry, the mane 6 will be flanderized before you know it.
>>3331932>implying that'd be bad>implying Pinkie wouldn't give Pound some pointers on how to pleasure a mare>implying she wouln't use herself as practice
>>3331950>Do you pronounce it "Dead Mow Five"?God I knew a guy that did thisWhyyy
>>3331938I still want to meet her father, the stone cold battle-hardened sergeant for Celestia Air guard.And her mother, his timid shadow.
>>3331938>2-3
>>3331947No because spike and rarity is never going to happend.>>3331952I know but the situation.>>3331963I never said its bad.
>>3331974What kind of reaction is that?
>>3331950seriously did you not see the commercial? they pronounced it "pown-three"
*squelch squelch*
>>3331988It doesn't matterThey pronounce it wrong!
>>3331985
>>3331950>Dad sees Deadmau5.>Goes "Hey, it's Deadmouse."I had no face.
>>3331948Teach you how to what?Teach you how to Dougie?
you're all idiots. rarity is clearly best pony, and best mistress, not Gilda.pic related.
>>3331963>"I like to call it the party button!"
>>3331969What if her father is a meek cloud factory chemist and her mother is a local rock star MILF with 80s hair?
>>3331980>If Pound Cake had a crush on Pinkie it would be the exact same "never going to happen" situation.
>>3331988>citing a hasbro commercial as evidence
RAINBOW DASH IF YOU VEG IMMA KILL YOU
>>3332021I know.
>>3331989I love chubby ponies.I bet they got chubby from eating other horses
>>3331993>the show says x>I say y>WELL THE SHOW IS WROOOOOONNNGGGGbrony plz
>>3332023now dont panic or anything brony, but this show is a hasbro commercial
>>3331961oh god i just looked up what that means and it's truethe only thing that can stop it is if season 3 ends with only 13 episodes and the cancellation of the series
>>3332016>fanfiction placed in an imageI remember when that shit was the normgod damn we were and still are faggots
>>3332035>commercial>show
>>3332035>show>Hasbro promo commercialpick one
>>3332035it's a fanon name. a reference to deadmau5.
>>3332035>implying Hasbro defines how to pronounce thingsOh, I'm sorry. I missed the memo where they make shows, toys, and fucking dictionaries
>>3332021>If Pound Cake had a crush on Pinkie it would be the exact same "never going to happen" situation.>implying
>>3331565Butt club is where it's at.
>>3331961you can't flanderize something that's already a simplistic character archtype
>>3331949Two days with no water? Seems a bit extreme to me - I was thinking a night in the box. Safe, Sane, Consensual, remember? Gilda doesn't want a broken toy.>>3331922"If you fall asleep, we're done. I'll leave you where you drop and just use a toy instead. And don't get any of that precum on me, either, or you're cleaning it out with your mouth."
WHY
>>3332068Are you saying Pound Cake actually stands a chance, then?
>>3332013http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZoFwnKy7G0thanks
>>3332068>it wouldn't
>>3332051i could copypasta the text for you. I have it saved.but that would spoil the surprise now, wouldn't it?
>>3332021>Pinkie always puts Pound Cake in uncomfortable situations in the bakery.>She doesn't notice him stiffen up when she brushes off some flour from his face with her fluffy tail, giggling.>"Your such a clumsy wumsy, Pound Cake!">"Uuuuuh"
>>3332080>Okily dokily>Okie Dokie Lokie
>>3332086Why not?
>>3332098no that's finei was just making an observation
>>3332016>Finally Rarity dom!>futaOh fuck
>>3331950Do you really expect me to pronounce the dollar sign in Ke$ha like an S?
>>3332046>calling me a brony
>>3332065Amazingly enough, yes, they decide how to pronounce their own creations.DJ-PON3 could justifiably be pronounced as pwn-three or pony. The show has decided pwn-three.
>>3332086WHAT
>>3332088If Pound Cake wasn't Cake's son, he would, but Pinkie wouldn't touch him, she loves him like a son.
>>3332118The dash dont be silent
>>3332118no one wants you to talk about ke$ha.
>>3332016>reciprocationEwww, gay
Anon is so kind...
>>3332128>If Pound Cake wasn't Cake's son, he wouldAutism fanon.
Pound Cake would probably end up having Snowflake as a mentor figure.Since they;re both STRONG PONY THAT FLY
>>3332140wat
>>3332140UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>3332140It's not fanon.Mares generally let stallions fuck them consecutively so no one will kill their foals
>>3332156aeiou
>>3331790>>3331842>>3331859>Octavia tries to get Scratch to lie down - she can practically hear her heart racing from across the room.>Scratch keeps trying to get up, still ranting at a hundred miles an hour about ideas that came to her after she mixed her Ritalin with Xanax>Octavia keeps having to grab pens and markers out of the air as Scratch tries levitating them to write on the walls again
OH GOD I'M BLEEDING
>>3332164get a band aid?
>hot mom>hot babysitter who's like a big sisterPound Cake is going to grow up very sexually frustrated. Where's Weaver at a time like this?
>>3332124>The show
>>3332124>New character introduced in Season 3>Named "Giorgio">Pronounced "Go-ro-ro-oh-gi-he-oh-ho"But they can't be wrong since they invented words teehee~
>>3332158and ponies do not vomit
>>3332146>snowflake
There's something wrong with this thread.
>>3332131i giggled
>>3332188I haven't seen MLPG this right in a while.
>>3332183What? What's wrong with Snowflake?Does he have a different name or something?
>>3332101 the cramped working conditions and the height difference have always placed Pound Cake very close to Aunt Pinkie Pie, and many times his face passes inches away from her soft, warm, inviting flanks. During her estrous cycles her smell can sometimes pervade even the most delicious of cakes in the oven.she's always brushing up against him, and when she wipes things down with her tail, he catches glimpses of her. glimpses of the best thing he's ever seen.her's looks even better than his sister's.
>>3332173>not knowing how this conversation started in the first place>>3331883
>>3332188It's not toxic enough.
>>3332158>fanon
>>3332188>one periodYOU HAD ONE JOB ANONYMOUSONE JOB
>>3332179I'm dying over here, somebody call an ambulance.
>>3332032It's literally a "pony eat pony" world out there. A mare might have to devour her competition just to make it.
>>3332179>Pronounced "Go-ro-ro-oh-gi-he-oh-ho"My sides exploded into space. Pls.
>>3332173>hot mom
>>3332181would you care for a sick pinkie
>>3332188>.>Not ...ANON PLS
>>3332173>hot momGod yes.There is, and never will be, enough art of Mrs. Cake
>>3332204>Dewey U Evenlift>Do U Evenlift>Smash Lampjaw>Crunch Hardpec>Dirk Shirtless>Slab Bulkhead>Gristle McHardbody
>>3331792God I want to punch Fluttershy's smug fucking face
>>3332222Homosexual pls go fuck braeburn or something
Humans exist, they're just the size of ants in Equestria How does it feel to be too small to befriend your favorite pony?
>>3332210I really hope you guys don't legitimately like this shit.
>>3332162>Octavia sits there as Scratch starts to crash.>She places a cool rag on her forehead as she starts to shake, sweat and swear.
Is Tonight a bad night for Penumbra, not that it's sufficiently dark?What with LK's quest and Apple streaming, I heard it may have been a bad time
>>3332229>not Big McLargeHuge
>>3332227>There is notRather.
>>3332032Yeah. It's a little grim, and it does take a while to convince them to go through with it, but you can't argue with the results. The only thing you have to worry about is them developing a taste for it...
>>333217911/10
>>3332229>Bow F. Lexon
>>3332229Is Crunch Hardpec gay?I mean, he has a pierced ear.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1214930?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeWE 20 MAN GAME
>>3332223I would care for here even if she's ok.
>>3332216>>3332224I FUCKED UP, HOW DO I REPENT? Complain how Octavia/Scratch fanon is stupid?
>>3332231>"What are you gonna do about it faggot?"
>>3332223No. Bitch is probably still hyper when sick and would get her germs all over me.
>>3332222>tfw I watched that movie with some friends as a part of a bad movie night>tfw John Cena's scenes were the best parts of that otherwise god fuck awful movie
>>3332222QuadsTonight someone will get magic septs...Im excited
guys, i'm starting to like fluffy pony gore/abusewhat to do?
Why Apple Boring and Pink Theist such shit pone?
>>3332266i was going to so if you would save me the trouble that would just be super
>>3332227why is mrs.cake NTR such a hot concept?>you'll never watch mrs.cake get spit roasted in front of her husband>you'll never see him get up to go change his kids diaper while they unload her
>>3332272>Not wanting to get sick with Pinkie>Cuddle together all day erry day.
>>3332281>Pink TheistEVERY GODDAMN TIMEI LOVE YOU GUYS.
>>3332242>>3332242>>3332254>Buff Drinklots>Butch Deadlift>Slab Squatthrust
>>3332280pls go
>>3332280gut yourself and fap to your own entrails
>>3332218>>3332246Particularly clever mares will wait for a competitor to devour another, then sneak up and swallow the poor thing while it's recovering.
>>3332206>"You ok, Pounder?">"Your face got all scrunchy."
>>3332279>>>/v/>>>/b/>>>/facebook/
>>3332280Drink a gallon of bleach
>>3332237But can't you see how great she is?
>>3332281>Pink TheistNew name achieved.
>>3332280WHY
>>3331297Not tonight! There were no less than 11 viewers, with Tess being among them.
>>3332289Is that a joke or something?
>>3332234i would be pinkie's friend that she tells everyone about but no one believes her
>>3332281>Apple Boring
>>3332267I'm going to go read chapter 1 of Rarity's generous plan again.
>>3332308NOBODY CARES ABOUT TESS ANY MORE
>>3332310>she'd be perfectly okay with nobody believing her
>>3332237I kinda do. I recognize how ridiculous it is, of course, it's just shruggable.
>>3332280Stop being stupid and trying to troll us - we do a fine job of it ourselves.
>>3332257WE NEED TWO MORE GET IN HERE
>>3332179How do you think the main 6 would call Giorgio? Maybe "Go-ro-ro" or "Gi-he-oh-ho" for short?
>>3332267>Y-You too
>>3332288>Cuddling with someone sickDear God! I haven't gotten sick in years and I don't plan to start now because of some horrible pony.
>>3332308Where the fuck is Eris knocking a car over with her hips?
>>3332232now why would braeburn want that to happen anyway?
>>3332310Why the fuck would she befriend an ant like you?You'd probably get stepped on our some shit
>>3332316i care about Tess, he is my husbando
Why would you live anywhere else?
>>3332284>why is mrs.cake NTR such a hot concept?don't be crass
>>33322572 SLOTS LEFTWE'RE DOING ITWE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
>>3332222>implying Cup Cake isn't the biggest MILF in Ponyville
Your favorite pony just gelded you then tooted on the mangled remains of your severed testicles.
>>3332293
>>3332366That sucks
>>3332257IT BEGINS
>this whole thread
>>3332366I would happily begin my life of servitude as Twilight's trusted assistant/fucktoy.
>>3332348UNF
>>3332360HHHHNNNNGGGGGG Young cupcake, keep my beating heart.
>>3332283no anon, go right ahead, i'm not in an argumentive mood
>>3332348
>>3332297>"S-sorry. I'm just a little, uh...it's too hot in here for me right now."
>>3332416Fuck this shit I'm going to bed
we ded
>>3332297>>3332416>Pinkie Pie needs to make a batch of fondant for a cake that needs to be done today>But she's held up after realizing that one key ingredient is missing>she looks everywhere, but can't find anything>she's freaking out and panicking, afraid they'll lose the customer>Pound Cake spots the last of it tucked away in a corner and brings it out to her>"H-hey, Pinkie? I found some!">her eyes widen in surprise, before she breaks into a wide grin.>"Poundy - you -- are -- the BEST!!!">she wraps him up in a hug and gives him a kiss on each cheek before taking the ingredient and mixing the fondant at a manic pace>later that day, Mr. Cake sees him walking around with a dreamy smile on his face.>"Well, it looks like SOMEONE's walking on air today!" he says, nudging his son. "Get it?"
>20 man mafia game>die N1
Fucking /ss/fags
>>3332416>"...Oh! Silly me, I forgot all about that!">"Why don't you go out and play with your friends for a while?">"No need to coop you up in here with me and torture yourself like that"
IT'S TIME
>>3332280>>3332280>>3332280http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJm5Xii4Wq
>>3332472>be amnseiac>dont get an option to select anyones body>VEGGIEDFUCKING SHIT
>>3332339Braeburn loves getting fucked. He's such an enthusiastic little slut. You wouldn't even make it to the bed before he had your pants around your ankles, sucking you, coating your dick in saliva. He'd get so impatient, he wouldn't even let you get to initiate penetration. Grabbing you by the waist, he would toss you onto the bed and force you into him
>>3332492>those organic beats
>>3332472>everyone figures out you're maf from docnofun
>>3332348IM TIRED OF GOOD NTR, IM GOING TO DRAW MY OWN AND YOU CANT STOP MEEEEE
>>3332501brony please leave
ALSOI HEARD WE WERE DISCUSSING PONY MATING HABITS
>>3332492Someone offers you 50 bucks to squeeze inside that. You have to stay inside for five minutes.Do you do it?
>>3332466Sadly, his innocence was about to be stolen. Fluttershy, who'd grown crazy and lonely drugged and kidnapped him. Where she proceeded to have various woodland creatures rape his poor young body while she slicked off. Eventually he was found 8 days later, Fluttershy having taking a cyanide capsule to escape prosecution.He lost an eye, and 2 of his legs were permanently damaged. Feathers had been pulled from his wings, but no serious damage had been done
>>3332516>honkthat made me laugh far harder than i should have
>>3332516tee hee
>>3332516SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>3332516hahahahahahhaha that's hot
>>3332492Fun fact: when the club closes, Acid jerks off and sends everyone out in one big eruption of toxic cum.
>>3332516I'd rather here about fat swamp monster mating habits
>>3332526yes i've always wanted cancer anyway
>>3332516PFAHAHAH
>>3332516Where can I find a decent collection of these comics?
>>3332534How about no.
>>3332526>50 bucks Im not poor.
>>3332534so edgy
>>3332526>50 bucksI'm not Glitter Glue.I don't need money that bad
invader zim was a pretty funny show, i miss it
>>3332526HELL NO
>>3332526Yeah sure, I supp->>3332544Nnnnnah.
>>3332568it's like i'm really playing kingdom hearts!
>>3332544>everyone is somehow sent from her ass out of her dickFUCK ANATOMY WE MAGIC, AMIRITE?
>>3332526>50 bucksfuck yeah, I could buy a new battery for my laptop
>>3332534>He lost an eye, and 2 of his legs were permanently damaged. Feathers had been pulled from his wings, but no serious damage had been done >but no serious damage had been done >Fluttershy's father is impressed.gif
>>3332526I'd do it for free
>>3332466>"Daaaaaaaaad...!"
>>3332516How does she plan to deal with the gay ones?
>>3332572Yeah, it was a neat show.Shame about that fanbase.
>>3332585she's a 50 foot futa horse with giant tits and a radioactive dick.yeah, we fuckin' magic.
>>3332492 Like how does someone even start a Giantess DJ Butt Club? Who the fuck decided it'd be a good idea to going into the rectum of a giantess in the first place
>>3332534>He lost an eye, and 2 of his legs were permanently damaged. Feathers had been pulled from his wings, but no serious damage had been done
>>3332609Don't knock it till you've tried it. The pulsating, fleshy floor can be quite comfortable.
>>3332526I'd do it for free.
>>3332595She makes them believe she's a boy with magic
I- I'm gonna fap to 3DPD, wish me...wish me luck.
>>3332646Did you lose a bet or something?
>>3332646Don't be a fool, Anon!
>>3332623And she's very, very inviting.Don't taste the cum. You'll develop a dependency for it and then you'll never leave.
>>3332646Like... a real pony, right?
>>3332646>jerking it to real horsesthats gross
Can't they just draw like Macro Big Mac or Macro Braeburn...I mean...I fine with size play...but futa is gross
>>3332646Why would I wish luck to someone worse than Hitler.
>>3332655And how, pray tell, does one even avoid that? Come closing you're all but guaranteed to get a bit in your mouth, and a drop is all it takes to have you wanting to open wide...
Looking through old files, does someone remember this?
>that feel when you've finished writing your paper, and you can finally start playing games you've bought from the summer sale
>>3332594I am sure his sister gives him shit.I am sure she told her friends about it too.>They are basically the CMC.>Except she is Scootaloo with a family.
>>3332589>Flutterdad once pounded a nail into his hoof on a bet from a buddy.>then he took it out with his teeth>"I've fixed worse with a lot less! Ever had to pick Diamond Dog teeth out of your leg with nothing but a stick? Because I have - lookit the scars!"
ElSlowmo streams Coloringhttp://www.livestream.com/elslowmo
Hey guys, doing some late night streaming. Still working on the friend-off submission.http://www.livestream.com/flaksponystudio
>>3332675well i'm glad someone else in mlpg doesn't like futa either
>>3332686>summer>paperwut
>>3332675How big would Braeburn have to grow before his dick was on par with Mac's?
>>3332686>Buying games.>Not just going outside and being productive.
>>3332675Because >I like dicks, I'm not gay thos
>>3332607I was trying to be sarcastic and condescending but I guess it didn't work.
>>3332655JESUS FUCKING CHRISTwhat is wrong with his face
>>3332692>"I'm Colorblind, kid."
how do i forget
>>3332685i think i just barely do. I love looking through my old pony files
>>3332607How the fuck do you even attain a radioactive dick? Also how the fuck do you obtain a fetish for radioactive dick
>>3332720You can like dicks and girls but not futaThere's plenty of sissy horses out there that would love to be your mare for a night.
>>3332731Mac rape her right? I remember.
>>3332736Well, first you have a fetish for dick, then you hand-wave the fact that radiation kills you, and just enjoy the light glowing through your belly while she stuffs you full
That TwiRityxAnon thing may be the first Tess thing I can jack off if he inks it (and maybe color it)
EEYUP SHUT THE FUCK UP
y'know what else was good?sheep in the big city.
>>3331619>"Boy, Scootaloo is the coolest...! I wish I could be her boyfriend... but she already has one--">"I DO not!">"She DOES not!"
>>3332683It'd be really hard to avoid it, especially since you'd be looking around at all the other guys and gals who are covered in it from head to toe, licking it off each other's bodies and stroking each other off. And they all have a sort of green glow to their eyes...they've fallen as far as they can go, and they wouldn't dare pull back now.
>>3332731>>3332758oh yes
>>3332690>"Dragons had my squad surrounded, raining death down on us from above the canyon.">"We would have been toast if they didn't gt cocky.">"That's the thing about dragons, they think they got it made and they tend to want to play with their food.">"Well, needless to say they helped shake up the rock walls of the canyon and when they all landed, the shock wave sent the entire valley down on them.">"Rocks fell, dragons died.">"What a hoot it was!">"Anyways, that fight helped us turn the war in our favor."
>>3332785I REMEMBER COMING HOME AFTER SCHOOL, BUY A CAN OF COKE AND ROCKLETS, AND WATCH IT.EVERY FUCKING DAY.
Is MLPC good? It takes too long to load
>>3332690>>3332794>Fluttershy's dad makes a cameo appearance in S3>he's voiced by R. Lee Ermey
RGP is the best rape fanfic.
>>3332785That show was too highbrow for its time. I wonder if it'd be more successful if it came out nowadays.
>>3332492DJ Acid is my favourite OC next to Nyx.I love how imaginative and creative bronies can be!
>>3332791This is all just greentext shit right? There isn't a full story or anything is there?I want to know more.
>>3332785>sheep in the big city stopped airing 10 years ago
so...uh...anyone wanna write some uh...n...tr?
>>3332785Oh god I fucking loved that show
>>3332846Actually most of their OC's leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
>>3332863You have no taste.
>>3332791>mind wanders>absentmindedly lick lips>realize what you just d oh god it's so delicious>join the mesmerized group, lapping the radioactive cum off of the throbbing member of the nearest stallion>follow the group back inside Acid's cock for more>find a nice new home inside her package
>>3332849Oh god..
>>3332335I told you in the stream, it's not done yet. Eris needs to be redrawn because I drew the poses and they looked too weak.
>>3332849I bet GG drew that
>>3332883>You turn slowly turn into DJ Acid's cum while keeping your sense of self awarenessOh god yes this is my fetish, please continue.
>>3332883nope nope nopethis is how it works, isn't it? you hit my mind control fetish to make me ease into this, right?well I see your game, bub.
>>3332794>Fluttershy is afraid of dragons because of her father's war-stories
Remember the olden days, mlpg?
>>3332922No shit
>>3332922GeeGee can't draw fingers.
>>3332883no
>>3332935This makes me sad for some reason.
>>3332935/co/ went totally nuts that day, I remember.
NEW HORSE MURDER http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215057?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3332935You mustn't spend all day dreaming of the past, and what could have been anon. Its already over.
>>3332928Is it? So you like the idea of melting into nothing but a pool of hot glowing cum, your entire being blending with that of the others?How do you feel about becoming the very lubricant that drew you in? You'd coat the next night's guests, be slurped up by them, and carried back inside split amongst the bellies of a dozen different ponies.
>>3332936>>3332942Exactly. I bet it's safe to assume 90% of stick figure comics/reaction images were drawn by that fucker. He's as much a part of 4chan history as moot.
>>3332989>that comicoh my heart
>>3332989I just want everything to go back to normal
>>3332935i remember the reaction to the tabs
>>3332977>20 people>2 mafiasOH GODdis gon be gud
>>3333016>i remember the reaction to the tabsComedy gold.
>>3332991>You will never become a genetic chimera of enraptured consciences in DJ Acids balls
>>3332848Angel shared a few bits of canon about her through her streams:She speaks in third person, and has a German accent.Her right eye is red, her other eyes is green and glows.She can actually be sort of sadistic.When not a macro, she is nine feet tall, but her proportions don't change.Her original name is Acid Remix (seen on the butt club banner) but Angel's considering changing it to Acid Trip.Her cum IS dangerously addictive and acts as an aphrodisiac.
>>3333039>Her right eye is red, her other eyes is green and glows.So edgy.
>>3333016despite the joyous occasion, the tabs loomed in the background as a grim omen of what was to come
>>3333009>tfw you realized GG created Epic Fail Guy and a number of other thingsIt was mindblowing, I tell you. Sort of like realizing you take the same train to work as Nicola Tesla.
aka the snowman's nipples
>>3332821>He could destroy a recruit without even touching him.>He made one run away and drop out of basic training just by looking at him.>Even his superiors are intimidated by him when he looks at them.>But around his daughter?>He showers her with praise, despite her shortcomings.
I show up to pone for the night, and find myself right in the middle of some disturbing giant DJ stuff.Perfect....
>>3333039>canon>on a fanontastic take of a characterMY SIDES
>>3333039>Her original name is Acid RemixI read that as >Her original name is Acid Reflux
>>3333078>thatsthejoke.png
>>3333069My heart cant take this.
>>3333039How do you even come up with this stuff?
>>3333069He loves his Little Butterfly.
>>3333031Is it that time again?
>>3333039Well, I like the dangerously addictive come.The rest I suppose I could take or leave. At any rate, I like the weird shit we've built around her.
>>3333039I thought Angel said that DJ acid is just DJ scratch but really big and with a human cock?
>My turn for Pone or Die starts in 12 minutes at the stroke of midnight.>Still no image to write for has arrived in inbox>Don't want to die>Want to pone>Can'tNervous.png
>>3333096AIAIAI YOU'RE MY LITTLE BUTTERFLY
>>3332934>Most of his squad is afraid of dragons because of his war stories.
>>3333096Oh man oh man oh man....My chest feels tight.
>>3333115And anthro, but that's just in design. She's had all sorts of 'distinguishing character traits' or whatever.But honestly, that's not even remotely important.
>>3333039>Dicromatic eyes.Is there any physical trait more common to shitty OCs?
>>3333120>still haven't started on friendoff>partner is MIA
>>3333056Is funny when you think about it.
I need some male ponies. The thing is I cannot guarantee their well-being. I'd prefer not to have to use Caramel for the 10000000th time.
>>3333110>At any rate, I like the weird shit we've built around her.>Rejecting DJ Acid canon and replacing it with fanonFAN OF THE FANDOM FAN OF THE FANDOM FAN OF THE FANDOM
>>3333129>"See that scar there? Dragon tooth, went clean through my fetlock. Had to hack the thing off at the root before I could get myself free. Tore the bastard's eye out to get him back for it."
>>3333144Become your own partner
>>3333142A scar on the face.
>>3333163>GG and his mime olympics
>>3333144>On the final day she appears with a masterpiece, putting all other entries to shame.>And you didn't do a thing
So, no Leth report tonight?
What do you think of this horse, /co/?
>>3333158More like fan of the fandom of the fandom.I just don't care anymore. Coat me in radioactive semen and tell Twilight that I was killed by a dragon.
>>3333159>"Wanna see it?">They ask how he even carried it back.>"I got a mouth, aint afraid to use it.">"...">"Dragon don't taste half bad.">Oh sweet Celestia, did he just smile?
>>3333196pink
>>3333196She a brat.
>>3333173>sheand my partner seems coolbut I'll still do something
>>3333196very bad horse. wouldn't cuddle.
>>3333196she is a future whore
>>3333196I don't like her. She's mean.
>>3333196Bitchy, shallow and selfish, but she'll grow up to be very very hatefuckable.
>>3333196She's a very bad editor.
>>3333196Man, I want to stick my penis in that underage horse
>>3333196i could fix her.
>>3333196I feel bad for that horse on Wednesdays...OH GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE DATE.
>>3333196I would fuck her on the table.
>>3333201>Fluttershy love his war-stories
>>3333196i going to go against crowd and say i like this horse
>>3333196I think I'd scratch her ears.
>>3333230And you're a very bad teacher.
>>3333127AH YOU FUCKNOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD
What about this horse?
>>3333271Say that to my flank, tough guy.
>>3333127>>3333275Damnit me too.
>>3333277If it isn't by the glasses, she isn't fuckable
>>3333277I like her a lot more than her friend. I bet she would like to have some more friends.
>>3333277Would cuddle
>>3333277Impressionable and insecure.She needs better friends.
>>3333300Would you rescue her from her horrible friendship, Anon?Would you be her very best friend?
>>3332492I want to climb into that butt
>>3333277lesbo horse. this one is an p good horse too tho
>>3333292Yer askin' for it, busta
>>3333196I hope she grows up and inherits her family's business, becoming a shrewd CEO that carries Barnyard Bargains to future success.Oh, and I would very much enjoy having sex with her and her little filly friend. At the same time. While they make out.
>>3333196i don't mind that horse
>>3333277I want to fuck her.Then again, the same could be said of almost any pony.But ESPECIALLY her.
>>3333316I would. We'd hang out everyday after school at my house having fun and playing games. We'd be the type of friends who end up growing up together only to discover that we love each other on the night of senior prom.
>>3333240Is it time for her to visit her mother in the mental hospital?Oh goody, she does enjoy those visits ever so much!
>>3333359>>3333277i like that horse more
>>3333402UnfToo bad it isn't finished
>you will never be a mother
>>3333385I was working the night of my senior prom.
And this one?
>>3333426Eww no.
>>3333426
>>3333421gooddon't want to be one
>>3333182So no report on Leth, huh?
>>3333426shes very good
>>3333421I just want a stallion to lovingly fill me to the brim with his hot, potent sperm, and then raise out beautiful child with me.Why is life so unfair?
>>3333417i know, it's sad. needed a finishing scene
>>3333421pls noI'm fapping and everything is attractive when I'm fapping. This is how I get new fetishes.I've always got a self-genderbending fetish thanks to this, I don't need pregnancy to go with that.
>>3333421>you will never be a father
>>3333445Being a loving mother vs. being the sluttiest mare -- the eternal debate.
why is silver spoon always trying to coerce her friend diamond tiara into having sex with humansshe obviously doesn't like it, silverjust because you're a child slave to human cock doesn't mean your friend needs to be
>>3333456>Fapping while browsing the general.I've done that a few times.
>>3333462im scared to have a daughter. what if she grows up attractive? what would ido to her?
>>3333456>self-genderbending fetish"Autogynephilia," anon.
>>3333488it's an everyday thing for me by now
>>3333488>anons are masturbating while reading my postsheheheh unf
>>3333501Thank you.
>>3333462>tfw I would love to be a father>tfw at the same time all the worries of raising a kid and being a bad father prevent me from wanting kidsGood thing I'll probably never marry ;_;
>>3333479Or, in my case, the internal debate between HAVING a waifu and PLEASING the Slutty Mare.
>>3333421>>3333445>>3333479How many femanons browse MLPG.Surely the general can't be this big of a magnet to fags. They seem to be everywhere.
>>3333456Yes you do.It doesn't even have to be sexual. I mean sure, at first it will be, but just thing about how wonderful it would be bringing a foal into this world. That precious baby living inside you, their miraculous arrival, the years of bliss raising a child with your husbando
>>3333514We can be terror-buddies.
>>3333479I would rather be loyal, monogamous wife and mother.Unless I was single. Then I would set my self up in the park with my rear end on display, a sign next to me that says "Free rides"
>>3333261>Fluttershy's mother is so quiet nobody even notices she is in the room.>She tends to startle ponies when she sneaks up in front of them.>Dash thinks the house is haunted.
>>3333462>you will never impregnate all the horses in your stablei try with all of them every single nightbut it never happensguess I'll keep on trying
>>3333499There are instincts to prevent that unless you're a genuinely fucked up individual. Same reason most people don't want to fuck their sister.
>>3333486>Child slave to human cockI AM BEYOND REDEMPTION. CELESTIA WILL KEEP ME FROM EQUESTRIA. IT'S FOR THE BEST.
>>3333535>Surely the general can't be this big of a magnet to fagsIt's so cute that you believe that. And don't call me Shirley when I'm not in my panties~
>>3333540Dreaming of raising a family but never actually having one a bloo bloo bloo
>>3333556Unf...
>>3333201>Fluttershy's father is an Earth Pony>he can easily beat a pegasus in a fight>they're not so tough once you bring them down to the ground.>Unicorns talk a big game, thinking it's easy to overpower you with their magic, but if you grab them by the horn, you can do whatever the hell you please with them.
>>3333557That's a pretty name.Why don't you go get dressed up for us?
>>3333583I was just joking, darf.
BUT MY LITTLE PONIES YOU OPENED UP MY EYES!
>>3333277She seems like the type who hasn't really had a chance to do what SHE wants to do with her life - she always has to do what Diamond Tiara tells her to, and when she gets home, she has to "be a proper lady," and be quiet and mannered.I'd like to give her a chance to live a little.
>>3333612>darf>capitalization and punctuation
>>3333617YOU ARE THE PINKIE OF MY PIE
>>3333556She's incredibly wise.I think she'd understand which of my posts are honest and which are confined to sexual fantasy.
why am i so jealous of other artists
>>3333581>Dash asks how he can take a Pegasus down.>"Heh, wanna find out?">Fluttershy shakes her head, causing him to grumble a little.>"Fine, I guess we can use a target dummy..."
>>3333635>why am i jealous of others popularity
>>3333635Because you SUCK, obviously.Seriously though, is that you? That's pretty good.
>>3333635because they get their cocks sucked?
>>3333647That's Gutter Goo, man.
>>3333647That's GG's picture, bro
Why do Macro Fetishists always have to take it too far? Sadism, god hax powers, etc.Why can't they just want to sleep between a giant pair of tits and be content with that?
>relatively normal hetero sexual, maybe a bit of a control fetish, but over all normal>then mlpg happened>crossdressing fetish, mind control fetish, incest fetish, I've been all over the Kinsey scale the past two years>I've had more sexual encounters with both dogs and males then I have with human females since I started with mlpg
>>3333647>Seriously though, is that you? That's pretty good.Are you joking?Really?
>>3333656>>3333657are you sure? the eyes are bigger than 4 pixels
>>3333662>dogsNo. Bad anon.
>>3333662>With dogsI fucking hate dogfuckers.
>>3333669Pretty sure.
>>3333662>DogsYou fucking monster.Kill yourself How could you betray their trustHow could you hurt them like that
>>3333661>macro>take it too far
>>3333637>As it turns out, he is frighteningly good with a spear, able to impale both wings at the base, causing the dummy to crash to the ground, the spear tip preventing it from moving.>Chuckling, he walks up to it casually and in one motion stomps on it's head, obliterating the mock armor and the rock under it.
>>3333661Oh, let 'em have their fun.
>>3333662Don't blame the general for your own degenerate personality.
>>3333669>implying GG couldn't do bigger eyes if he wanted to
>>3333675>>3333680sorryshe was available and a mare wasn't
>>3333637>a problem recruit once challenged him to a fight, thinking he could easily beat a "crusty old mudpony.">the fight lasted about 4 seconds>only because it took 3.5 seconds for the both of them to fall back to the ground once Flutterdad knocked the recruit out.
>>3333661Because it's a boring fetish that needs other fetishes to be tacked on to make it appealing.
>>3333705Is he joking?Is he joking?
>>3333662>dogsDogs are not for sex.
>>3333705Please tell me you didn't hurt her you sick fuck
>>3333687she was wagging her tail the whole way through it>>3333703I'm notit just helped me realize who and what I was
>>3333662Don't listen to those guys who replied.We hope you enjoy your elevated sexual preferences
>>3333685those eyes are bugging me out man
>>3333713>Joking.>On 4chan.
This is the worst Thursday ever.
>>3333705Anon pls
>>3333726IS HE JOKING?
>>3333705I'll murder you if we ever meet in real life.I'll choke the life from you.
>>3333662I've been masturbating to anything and everything that arouses me since I was thirteen.I haven't ever really felt any sort of regret or reservation when it comes to masturbation.I'm still not into guys, or children, but MLPG hasn't really changed me at all. I am a disgusting pervert, as I always have been.
>>3333715>>>3333716of course notI love my dogJust...I mean that alot more on a physical level then I do when I said it two years ago
Dragon age: origins on 75% saleShould I? I have already doubts because its a bioware game. I didnt play Dragon age 2 either, though I heard a lot that its horrible.So, should I? Its still pretty cheap
>>3333723
>>3333723No need to freak out, Anon. Just smile.
>>3333742w-why
>>3333750Buy Train simulator instead
>>3333748>>3333716SHE'S A DOG YOU MONSTERYOU CAN'T DO THAT TO YOUR DOGYOU CAN'TYOU'RE SCUMYOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE
>>3333755man this is like something out of the binding of isaac
>>3333742>>3333741>>3333715>>3333714>>3333713>>3333703>>3333687>>3333680>>3333675Suddenly, moralfags everywhere.
GUYSGUYSWHAT IF STEAM SOLD COMIC BOOKS?
>>3333750Dragon age O is a really good game.
>>3333750no. bioware does not deserve any additional money upon what they already havein fact, they should have much of their current funds taken from them by force/v/.
>>3333705Goddamn it, Anon. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
>>3333782Dogs are too much, man.I just can't deal.
>>3333782>Dog lovers.
>>3333782so edgy
>>3333784that would be neat
One of you fuckers bet be making a new Mafia game
>>3333782It's probably because the only thing that's ever loved them unconditionally has been their pets, and the thought of someone taking advantage of that bond disgusts them to their core.
>>3333775Nigger you better feel the same way about women who let their dogs fuck them.
>>3333784I would ask Gaben to fart on them before he shipped them to my house.
>>3333782>MORALFAGSMORALFAGSMORALFAGS>A pedophile deserves respect, amiritebro? They got rights, man
Who voices Mayor?
>>3333804Hey hey hey.That's different.
BROKE INCOMINGABANDON MURDERHORSEWE'RE ALL DEAD
>>3333798It'll never get made. No one will make it because they think someone else is making it.
>>3333806>physical comic booksdo you even >2012?
>>3333806I don't think you understand how digital distro works.
I hope ya'll aint lookin at ma butt
>>3333782Not him, and not attracted to animals, but I am also surprised.No one reacts like this when people admit to fucking horses. Why are dogs special?
>>3333815Adam West.
>>3333815The same person who voices spike. A woman.
Hi
>>3333815spike, i think?
>>3333821who's Broke?
>>3333808Hey guys, dogs are the same thing as children.Why do people think I'm weird when I dress my Weinrerpoodle up in a school uniform and put him on the bus?
>>3333815Cathy Weseluck.Also Spike.
>>3333804I do.
>rapebetter late than never
>that feel when your 12-hour shift taking inventory finally endsFREE AT LAST, FREE AT LASTTHANK PONE ALMIGHTY I'M FREE AT LAST
>dogfuckingi'd rather get fucked in the ass by this guy than sit next to a dogfucker for a second
>>3333829Most of us are joking when we refer to ourselves as horsefuckers.
Question, is Aspirant still around?Have we settled on a concrete date for MoonQuest's launch?
>>3333775I did and I do.She's not in pain. It's not like I'm pinning her in place. >>3333793>>3333790>>3333829i seriously don't get it
>>3333827I can only see your face Applejack.
>>3333841Has never lost a game of murderhorse.Ever.also wrote a bunch of ponywife >feelssincluding the one with human sweetie belle and the concert
>>3333850but he IS a dogfucker.
>>3333827Fuck you, Applejack, I'll look where I want.
>>3333853Tomorrow.
>>3333860oh god what have i done
>>3333819Your thoughts are now void.
>>3333859>Never been killed randomly N1I find that impossible to believe
>>3333864Did he give a time?
Now I really think there's something wrong with this thread...
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 88Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: AverageFlavor of the day: >tfw no derpyPost count for 07/18/12: 7111Derpy was here and gone in a matter of minutes from the Hasbro store this morning. No Derpys for most people that wanted them, excluding paying out of the ass for one on e-bay.Tara Strong proves to be more and more attention seeking, as today she took it upon herself to try and challenge Howard Stern, instead of just letting the outdated radio 'personality' have his 2 seconds of 'infamy' from a bunch a bronies, before fading back again into obscurity. Hell I'd forgotten he existed practically before this whole thing started up.Just another normal day here for the most part.
>>3333859aww man, does tha mean no more murderhorse for tonight?
>>3333864>>3333869We'll love her tomorrow.
>>3333838Stop that. I haven't posted with my name in over a year.>>3333841Winston's drunk. Again. I have a Shitload-1 win/loss ratio in murderhorse.>>3333859That >feel sucked ass and I'm ashamed I wrote it. Sober up before you post more, winston.
>>3333852well i mean, if marshmellow horses were real, i don't think anyone in this or many other threads would not make sweet love to their soft, pliable vaginas.but yeah, real horses are gross
Fucking a dog is kinda gross.But man, there's not much hotter than a woman taking the knot.
Guys, stop responding to the dogfucker. Let it drop.
>>3333875I think they mean he's always been on the winning team. And I'd like to end that record tonight.
>>3333860Is he?
>>3333883inb4 JJ bought them all again
>My face when new box of donutsPraise Lord Dagon.
>>3333875I did, actually. Took a while for it to happen but it did three days ago.
>>3333893>tfw you are finding mare vaginas hotter than actual female pussy>tfw that mini mare video made you cum like nothing in years
>>3333864>>3333869So, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel? 8:00 PM EST?
>>3333875it either never happened or nobody counts N1 killshell I wouldnt count N1 kills, theres nothing you can really do to stop themthough im pretty sure he has never lost doesnt mean he has never died
>>3333897Then make a new game.Im tired of making them
>>3333913Good god I know that feel.Mare vaginas are just loads hotter than human pussy.
>>3333913which?
>>3333896Nah nigga, he's gone too far this time. Our dogs could be next. What then, anon? What then?
>>3333883>tfw no derpyNo regrets.
Aw yeah.
"I think it’s so lovely when you have a pet and they fall asleep next to you or on your lap because sleeping is basically the most vulnerable you can be and they trust you to not hurt them and they trust you 100% with their safety and wellbeing and are just that content and safe to be around you and aaaaaaaaaaaa"THIS IS THE BOND YOU ARE VIOLATING WHEN YOU FUCK YOUR PETSTHIS IS THE WORLD YOU ARE DESTROYING THIS IS THE MONSTER YOU ARE
>>3333920I don't know how to make games, or how to make a good setup
>>3333920>19 Cops>1 DisguiserIt begins.
>>3333922http://www.gaybeast.com/movie/25468/miniature_mare_fucking#.UAeans1lSLo
Chill levels in this thread are really low.
>>3333915>8:00 PMjust in case, what time is it for you now?
>>3333930>tfw my cat is terrified of me
>My Little mafia Generalkill me
>>3333930But pets don't understand that sex is a 'naughty' thing.Not a dogfucker, just playing devil's advocate.
Can somebody post one of Madmaxs 3 panel comics?Need one for reference
>>3333926100 dollars for a plastic horse>>3333936Neither do I
>>3333883FUCK they sold Derpy online and I missed it?Oh, well. I would have missed it anyway. I will never have a Derpy. ;_;
>>3333926>you could have bought a full 3d printed sandstone derpy that is accurate to show for 60$way to fail
>>3333926>A little girl never got her Derpy toy.>She watched sweaty, grunting bronies buy them by the box.
>>3333943>Please Signup or Loginto see the moviewelp
>>3333926>tfw Hasbro sees how fast Derpy disappeared at every turn>tfw standard size Playful Pony Derpy ends up being mass produced for the rest of us.>tfw that will never happen and I'll just have to fill that Derpy-shaped hole in my heart with tears
>>3333930I like falling asleep on someone's lap, too.But you know what I like more? When they wake me up with their fingers in me
>>3333951Blame winston. He sperged when I came home from work and was all 'OH LOL BROKES HERE EVERYONE GO HOME XDDDD'.He's annoying as shit online drunk, but be glad you don't live with him.
>>3333930>ftw cat rubs and rubs on me.>Reach hand down to pet her.>She ears my hand off.>Still purring.Fuck you too, cat.
soderpy is eventually gonna be released, like, for everyone to be righti think it may be the first horse merchandise i'll buy
>>3333926This makes me hate JJ even more.I don't even want one.
>>3333928Jesus, I am aroused.
>>3333943you actually bought credits?
>>3333946For me, since I'm on the Eastern US Coast, it is just about 1:30 in the morning.
>>3333996Play-biting is actually a sign of affection with cats.
>>3333990>You have to live with the internet superhero.Does he tape Tabasco bottles to the cabinets?
>>3334018And ass-fucking is a sign of affection with humans
GuysI want to adopt a fillyhow do?
>Thread on /co/ discussing MLP>Actually civilized, rational discussion (mostly)>Some guy starts posting Fluffy Pony AbuseGod damnit. We're never going back.
>>3333972How would a little girl even know who Derpy is?Why would she want the drab pony in comparison to the bright and pastely competition?Would she know to get her Derpy the little unicorn foal?
>>3334002Maybe eventually.But not for a while.
>>3334033kiss me
>lil miss jayguess what his favorite new brony meme is
nvm i found one
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215175?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeNew one with less people
>>3334062his mother must be proud
>>3333706>"Does anybody ELSE feel like gettin' cute with me?">silence>"Good."
>>3334062This is a meme now? It's a fucking WKUK skit.
>>3334039Because she watches the show and remembers her appearance and thinks the cross-eyed pony that has little gags in some episodes is cute and funny?
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/msr/3077196053.html
>>3334039>Derpy and Dinky two-pack setYes.
>>3334062>fluffy is blowing his load due to more recogninition>"F-F-F-Finally i'll get some comisssions">nope just more bronies>laughing tiarawhy
>>3334065tfw madmax hats us
>>3334062That's just sad
>>3334103Post that Kung Pow pone by madmax
>>3334083He's hittin' my butt!He's hittin' my butt!Don't hit my butt!
>>3334062>>3334102>>3334083What you guys talking about?
>>3334097>http://stlouis.craigslist.org/msr/3077196053.htmlHe just wants a special some pony
>>3334062I don't get it.What's the brony meme?Onee-Chan~?
>>3334116Now you fucked up
>>3334083>implying WKUK isn't hilarious
>>3334102Oh man, and he still hasn't committed sudoku yet. Honestly, I feel he's learned his lesson with the whole "wanting to be popular" thing, it's a shame he'll never be rid of these bronies.
>>3334018>>3334018The local quail love to fuck with her.
>>3334129the real tiarawhy is in skipsys stream so.... you're not him.
>>3334122http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
>>3333626>Anon plays a record or CD for her>it's the first time she's ever heard rock music>you spend an afternoon watching her go through all of your albums, drinking in entire genres she's never experienced before
>>3334129>this nigga
>>3334129Well I don't like you, TL.NOW WHAT
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215186?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeGunfight Edition
>>3334129>(Dead)supahsanicspeed?
>>3334129Go choke on a barrel of dicks
>>3334152>He dosen't have dual monitors.
>>3333965Ooh, do you have a link to that?
>>3334183>>3334176>>3334161>>3334158today, class, we learn to spell gullible!
>>3333915That's the plan.
>>3334161>>3334176>>3334183>all these samefagging
>>3334192That´s obviouslt fluffy posting with this name.
>>3334192>he doesnt know about fluffys hate boner for tiara
>>3334036That thread wasn't civilized at all.
>>3334102He should do one or two more, and then just shill out for commisions. Shorts like that, with someone's OC or a group of them, is bound to bring in the bronybucks.>>3334098I would love that.>>3334086The only really noticeable Derpy is the one from the original Last Roundup. She got a bit in Hearthwarming and the first Twilight goes crazy episode of S2 when she fights Mayor Mare. I doubt that's enough for most little kids.Other than that, only bronies know who she is. It takes dedication that only we are capable to find her.
>>3334194Shapeways, there are a few textured models floating aroundIt's the coloured sandstone that you want
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215196?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>3334062Someone will have to explain this to me.
>>3334231He's the guy who is always posting pic mafia links here.
>>3334082>Two broken wings, a shattered leg and he swallowed half his teeth.>It is labeled a training accident.>Mainly to spare him the legal consequences.
>>3334225> is bound to bring in the bronybucks.He is always crying about ocs.
>>3334207but whyi won't be able to be therewhy aspirant
>>3334225WHAT WOULD THEY COMMISSION ANYWAYS?VECTORS?HAHAHAHAHAH
Can we you know not talk about artists
>>3334241>>3334230>>3334167Jesus people, chill out, get a designated linker, something. I don't care if you do this, just try not to be dicks about it, okay? Please?
>>3334231Fluffy put out a new video on youtube.ONIICHAN.AVI.WMVHe uses the audio from a Whitest Kids U Know sketch.
>>3334243You want commissions, you're going to have to do one of three things: do OCs, do porn, or circlejerk hard.
>>3334246THE FUCK YOU WANT ROOGNERroogna plsdo something
>>3334102>He gets commissions.>He is excited.>They are all for Fluffy pony abuse.>None of them are anything but Fluffy pony abuse.
>>3334246Night
>>3334258ROSE
>>3334225When pointed out little kids seem to really latch onto Derpy. Being a "Where's Waldo" pony and a little silly helps a pony's popularity. >tfw Octavia will never get an official toy
>>3334269He cant understand this.
>>3334267All different games, mother fucker http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215196?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
what sorts of fun things would you want to do with poniesi'd like to dive naked into a big pile of them and go to sleep because they're just so warm and soft and squishy
>>3334207Excellent. I just pray that there won't be too many distractions once we start.dogsitting is a pain. And we aren't even getting paid for it because asking for money isn't neighborly, apparently.
>>3334268that onichan/WKYK mash up already existed.
>>3334226Ah, thought someone was selling them or something. I'll see if I can dig them up then, thanks!
>>3334113here ya go
>>3334267>>3334167 is finished>>3334241 was deleted because it won't be used>>3334230 Is current game.Calm your tits sir.
>>3334248Majority decision. Sorry.I wouldn't worry too much. Chances are the first session won't be terribly exciting. Having to do intros and essentially start over again and all that.And they probably won't even mess it up too badly!
>>3334283>The webpage at http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1215196 has resulted in too many redirects. Clearing your cookies for this site or allowing third-party cookies may fix the problem. If not, it is possibly a server configuration issue and not a problem with your computer.help
>>3333535>How many femanons browse MLPG.I'm here for the greentext and feels, though I admit I haven't had many fetishes rubbed off on me since I got here. Except size queen, of course.
>>3334256same thing as tiara. the problem is fluffy is a dumbass with anger/ego issues so everyone thinks hes a dick.
>>3334323>implying Tiara have anger issues
>>3334309>We start fucking on the first session.
>>3334322>size queenunf
>>3334286Sounds unfortunate.I'd post Luna, but it seems all the images I possess have been used in other threads. Shame.
>>3334243Well then he shouldn't try to be bronyfabulous. I know JJ even charges extra for OC's, but it's bound to happen.Anyways, his and Krek's breakdown will be a testament to history for all time.>>3334274DJ Pony got one, so I'm certain Octavia will eventually.>>3334284Hug them. I do that with my two dogs. It's nice.>>3334256No, animation shorts.
>>3334290yes but>broniesI feel a bit bad for Fluffy
>>3334301I wonder if there's more Kung Pow related art
>>3334154>Rhythm and Blues, World Music, Country, Jazz, Swing, Bluegrass, Gospel - Soundtracks from movies she's never been allowed to see and games she's never been allowed to play.>you see tears welling up in her eyes as each record plays through, and she's overwhelmed by just how beautiful a song is - how beautiful MUSIC is.
>>3334322>A girl is probably reading my greentexts.
>>3334226http://www.shapeways.com/model/617638/derpy-all-in-one.htmlI think I'm doing it wrong, Anon. Can you help me find the one that's less than $469?
>>3334334tiara doesnt, fluffy does. i mean same thing ie do animated porn or whatnot.
>>3334337Well come on. They're horses.
>>3334322Is size queen even a fetish? Can we help it if we want a man who's properly equipped for the job at hand?Unless you want like, macro 5' long dicks. That's pretty absurd
>>3334323"Whiny Bitch" has always been a way to describe his disposition.
>>3334337>size queenWhat?
>>3334322>Size queenUNFUNFUNF______________________________________________________________________________________UNF
>>3334301>>3334353You know the rules, people
>>3334284I want her to introduce me to everyone in Ponyville.I want to party hard and cuddle tenderly with her.I want to live with her and work together downstairs.I want to play with her butt.
>>3334340And Octavia is going to be part of one episode.
>>3334345I think he came out of the Fluffy Pony incident okay - he was away for most of it so he didn't get it as bad as AA did.Pity he can't just let the idiocy roll off him like AA does - I really like him, but sometimes I think he takes things too personally...
>>3334336Good lord no.Maybe I'm tired, or it's just the mood I'm in, but I really don't want to be writing anything erotic for a while.I'm not very good at it and it gets tiring after a while.>>3333535>Women reading this stuff I writeHow embarrassing.
>>3334339The reason I'm posting all of these is so that you'd have an expanded folder to draw from. I noticed earlier you lamented your lack of them, and am attempting to remedy that.
DIIIETOOOO
>>3334322>Size QueenI need to add another to the chorus of unfs
>>3334382I want to run away from her as fast as I can.
>>3333928>no one will ever draw more good buff humanized pones
>>3334322>>3333535I am still here. That guy is never going to write Soarin x femanon is he?O well I still have my fantasies ;_;
>>3334406What is size queen?
What's size queen?
People actually read those erotic paragraphs?WHY?
>>3334375"Size queen" refers to a girl actually it originally referred to a gay guy -- hence the "queen" part who only likes big dicks.
>>3334375It just means huge wieners.>>3334368"Properly equipped" as opposed to "Big Mac", I mean. I don't need hyper or macro or anything, but... well, like I said. Ponies.
>>3334309but intros are one of the best partsis this supposed to make me feel better
>>3334419>>3334423She likes em big
>>3334322http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JLCD2dAx6t
>My face when
>>3334399Just yankin your chain.Decided if she is going to be a Spaghettimancer?Or are you going to tone it down and just have her slightly socially out of touch?
>>3334401Well, thank you! Sent also gave me a zip file with some Luna images, so hopefully that will be more than enough for my uses.
>>3334322>>3333535I always figured we were all guys, honestly. Don't see why a woman would WANT to be around a bunch of neckbeards fapping to Gayburn/Big-Mac faptexts.
>>3334368unf
>>3334441>Femanan
>>3334441dammit fluttershy get back in your buttplug cage!
>>3334442HOLY SHIT YOUR FACE IS A HORSE!
>>3334411Nope;_;
>>3334424There's so few that are straight with female protagonists that I end up just reading the gay ones and swapping out a few words instead. It's lame, but you make do with what you have.>>3334411>That guy is never going to write Soarin x femanon is he?I feel your pain even if I do think Soarin is an airhead.
>>3334428Well, it depends on if we're talking about RL vs fantasmical pony land sex.I wouldn't want a horse anywhere near me, but if I were a mare with a landing bay that could appropriately accommodate his cargo ship, then hell yeah, bring it on
>>3334392By the way, he still lurks MLPG? the last time I saw him was in the his last streaming.
>>3334441You have a creepy voice.
>>3333535In my headcanon, hippo and chistery are girls
>>3334443I figured, but I just wanted to get that out there anyhow. Well, I figure it'll start off relatively normal. But as things develop our character may have to maintain a carb heavy diet if he wants to move, so to speak.
>>3334382tell me more about the kinds of silly and nonsexual things you'd like to do with pinkie's buttwould you lick your finger and slide it into her little pink asshole and wiggle it around a little just to hear her gigglewould you tickle the rim of her pucker with your tongue as a joke
>>3334441http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cTMzHNav8b
>>3334452Can never have too many images of any one pony.I honestly can't wait until we start.
>>3334391I still say the voice actors had no idea who Octavia was. Sure, one of them came up with a voice from a very loose description but I don't see how "Sounds like she should have a song with Rarity" was a spoiler. The "Great and Powerful" thing was definitely a confirmation though.
>>3334496THAT'S NOT NONSEXUALTHAT'S NOT NONSEXUAL AT ALL
>>3334483He still lurks and does some requests.
>>3334484http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iwnqcj7o6f
>>3334496Yes...as a joke...
>>3334478Yeah, I thought size queen usually suggested being able to take it, too. I've got no interest in being ripped or torn. Likewise I don't look at real stallions that way, but it's all fantasy anyway.
>>3334442you have a very pretty and attractive face
>>3334515>I still say the voice actors had no idea who Octavia wasRemember she is in the official card game.
>>3334496Yes. So fun and friendly.I would pull down my pants and slide my erect penis into her. As a joke. We'd both laugh. Nonsexually.
>>3334515Don't remind me. I just hope trixie has a small, barely significant part in whatever episode she appears.
>>3334483I think someone told him to stop by and say hi about 3 weeks ago.So he did and I made a point to mention I didn't like him anymore and he made a comment that he didn't like himself either so anon took that chance to claim he was saying "abloo bloo".It was shit.
Twilight wouldn't be caught dead reading any 'for dummies' book, right?
Thickity threadGO
>>3334524http://vocaroo.com/i/s05BOzLSlEqs
>>3334543that's Hasbro's work.VAs doesn't have any idea about it.
>>3334524I would not make you my imouto
Thanks guys for coming to the stream, sorry bout that disconnect my power got knocked out.Here's everything I finished1/6
>>3334543Still not a sure thing though. Tabitha had no idea who Derpy was.
>>3334531I always thought size queens looked to be stuffed to the fullest. That slight stretch from something that fits them just ever so snugly and the associated copious fluids that tend to come from large devices.
>>3334563thickity so liketwist x rarity or something
>>3334478>>3334531I don't like large insertions. I just like the idea of really big dicks. Something that would require a two-handed jerk.
>>3334559A book is a book.She probably has the multiple volumes
>>33345732/6
>>3334543Yes, and the VAs definitely read all the supplementary materials out there, right?C'mon now.
>you will never be your human's little spoon>you will never reflexively milk his massive erection with your winking marecunt, his cock filling you completely>you will never feel him run his hands over your bloated, cum-swollen belly
>>3334563I would totally that Applejack and that Dash
>>3334511I'm excited to see how this goes as well. Trying some form of an outline this time to hopefully resolve those pacing issues. But aside from that, I'm curious to see what actions people take when presented with certain things.And of course, the inevitable bad decision that happens at least once every real quest.
>>3334547She'll have a whole episode devoted to her.It will bastardize the main cast's personalities and Trixie's bitch personality.
>>3334582Well, yeah, but there's a difference between big, giving you a nice "full" sensation and "holy fuck, my hip bones are farther apart than they usually are"
>>33345893/6
>>3334593LYRA GET BACK TO BED
>>3334546would you jokingly thrust it in and out of her slick vagina, doing comic impressions, and then spurt your thick cum into her, watching it ooze out as she does a silly dance
>>3334570http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G9YakFArkV
>>3334547She will become a constant backgrounder like Cherilee in the last 13 episodes of Season 3.Remember to thank Sethisto and all your fellow pony bronies at Equestria Daily.>>3334591>Derpy's original voice from the Last Round Up.
>>3334591>implying I'm not Andrew Libman RIGHT NOW
>>3334593Shouldn't you be in bed?
Sometimes the only way I feel I'm going to get noticed is to cause drama or to draw porn
>>3334603>She will show up in the background, doing a magic show.>It will only be on screen for a few seconds as the scene pans past.>MLPG will loose it's shit.
>>3334547>Trixie returning for a small cameo>Dragging her voice actor in for a few lines>Trixie not being an attention horse>Not bringing her own stage with her again
>>33346084/6
>>3334584a saliva covered twitching dick that you can just rest on your face and it extends from your chin to your forehead
>>3334602I just pray that our inevitable fuck-up (or browbeating by the Dice Gods) doesn't end up in some sort of national incident or self-sustaining tabloid rumor mill product.
Lyraquest anon, you wanted to know who drew that picture?Just a nobody fan who just got into drawing three weeks ago
>>3334322http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BfQZDVmYRQWelp! I guess the jig is up.
>>3334633>>3334633Is she okay?
>>3334621I AM in bed
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>3334645I was wondering when you'd show up.
>>3334467>not having a horse as your face>2012
>>3334642> who just got into drawing three weeks agoKeep going you´re good.
>>3334611Of courseThat's half the fun with Pinkie is it's all just another game.If Candy gets in your hair and is sticky, then everything else that does must be just as greats.
>>3334582Stuffed full, yes. Ripped, no. The idea is I can accommodate what's being given. If some magic wind could swoop me up to Equestria I'm sure the same magic could give me a bit of... stretch, to make sure I fit in there.>>3334584I support both.>>3334639...Yes, that sounds fine.
hey everyone, how is it going?
>>3334616>>3334603Why don't we give S3 a chance before hating on it?pls dont suck pls dont suck pls ;_;>>3334628I'd be OK with this.
>>33346335/6>>3334647she's dead asleep
>>3334645http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R6NAjEENg2
>>3334611God, yes. It would be so funny.Then we'd move in together and love each other tenderly. It would be the ultimate gag. We'd share true love forever. I think we'd both appreciate the humor.
>>3334645you sound like a slightly girlier version of carl
>>3334669just feedin the ol pinkie twinkie head.
>>3334640I'll let you in on a secret, since you're being so nice and dumping all these pics;That possibility is much sooner than you may think.And with that, I'm going to bed. Goodnight MLPG, have a nice one.
>>3334648I envy you
>>3334692y-you too
>>3334640>tabloidOh god...Tabloids are going to loose their shit regardless.The princess is courting a hairless chimp.>EQUESTRIA POWER COUPLE>PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT, TELLTALE BUMP?
>>3334642You make me feel bad.Because I'm not practicing. I'll have to fix that.Keep going!
>>3334624But it is a bad fame. You could be a good and decent contributor, like PHN, which I am in no way affiliated.>>3334676I will most likely enjoy episodes of pastel ponies doing pastel pony things. Knowing MLPG, the tea party episode will be seen as the greatest one.
>>3334652Is this how he saw Twilight in his humanized story? Jesus tapdancing Christ on a bike.
>>3334652
>>3334628>she appears>whole episode is about loving and tolerating Trixie>Main cast admits they were wrong about her and MLPG commits sudoku
>>33346776/6
>>3334711>Knowing MLPG, the tea party episode will be seen as the greatest one.Maybe back in the day but now?>lol occ bullshit
>>3334677post the lineart
>>3334692Botheration.Good night, and may god save us from our own follies.
>>3334624>>3334624that or you could make some incredible artwork, othwise yeah, you'll have to resort to drama, porn or both
>>3334736here you go
http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/m4w/3146911895.html
>>3334665would you noisily slurp away at her pussy, pretending it's a pie in a pie eating contest (ba dum crash)she does silly fake commentary while you probe between her slippery labia and tweak her clit, making her voice sound silly as she can't help but moan and groan during her commentsafter she covers your face in her sticky fluids in a shuddering orgasm, she declares you the winnerthis all takes place in front of shocked customers at sugarcube corner
what should i write clop
>>3334740Or drama porn.
>>3333883Capped!
>>3334666Is it wrong that this is turning me on?
Anyone have a picture of Sweetie Belle pretending to be a cat?
>>3334729>>3334677>>3334633>>3334608>>3334589>>3334573Nice coloring. Keep up the good work.>>3334759Some woman want Soarin x femanon.
>>3334711>The Elements of Harmony are sent as ambassadors to the Crystal kingdom. >They hold their meeting over tea>Very elaborate, colorful dishes everywhere>There is even a kid's table>The entire scene is taken very serious>Except for Pinkie
>>3334759Don't say clop. And yes.
>>3334769Yes please please please seconding this
>>3334769ew gay
>>3334755Y-yes.I would.God, how I would.The things I'd do with that pink horse...
>>3334759Soarin x Femanon would be contextually appropriate
>>3334633hngggggggggggggg
>>3334773>>There is even a kid's table>Pinkie is sitting at it.
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>>3334776why can't I say clopoh did it go the way "brony"man you guys can be ridiculous some times
>>3334753heheheh
>>3334686would you and pinkie pretend to go out on a romantic date and pretend to ask her to marry you so you can have a silly play wedding and jokingly make slow, passionate love to her that night and raise foals with her for yuks and giggles
>>3334724Ponies were never into tolerating that much. If someone's different they usually turn out to be the bad guy. I think the episode is going to be about forgiveness.
Would you have sex with Discord if he asked, and it was entirely consensual on your part with no mind control or fetishes being thrown in that you wouldn't like?
>>3334790It went the way of "brony" back in February 2011. C'mon now.
>>3334797nohes'd ugly
>>3334779Back off faggot, she's mine
>>3334790Because it doesn't make sense. Clop is the sound of hooves hitting on a hard surface.
>>3334779but you have to do it in a silly and nonsexual way, just to be ironically humorous
>>3334797Yesthough I'd pretend that he mind controlled me to say yes
Would you rather ravish a pretty mare until she's an absolute wreck, drooling uncontrollably as she pants raggedly, her mind incapable of coherent thought or be rendered numb to the world by a handsome stallion, your senses reduced to feeling nothing but the searing pleasure of his massive cock throbbing inside you?
>>3334740>>3334624another thing that you could do is lots and lots of work and look at JJ, his work has never been really that great, but he started doing lots of requests and that's how he got really popular
>>3334663>not having a goat instead
>>3334806Who cares if things make sense or not?
>>3334773>>3334787somebody pls draw that
>>3334812How is this even a question?The 2nd one
>>3334812The former.
>>3334812Why not both?They involve seperate body parts
>>3334796...Stop making a Trixie episode sound interesting, Anon.You are making me feel weird things in my heart area.
>>3334767of course i do
>>3334621holy shit bonbon is huge
Oh lookWe talk about Macro Ponies earlier and Sheela has just posted more of her AWFUL Anthro Macro Ponies Jesus christ, and it's even the same kind of shit we were talking about earlier.DJ Scratch and Fluttershy on Twilight vore
>>3334836
>>3334806This,And fap is a better word for it anyway.
>>3334794Yes. But eventually, and this may shock you, I'd have to admit that I was actually being serious.I hope she'd understand.
I've always hated the idea of people "rage quitting" a fandom and deleting all their stuff. I mean, sure, leave if you want, but there's no reason you can't leave the stuff behind, right?Now, though, as I stand at the precipice, I can see why, and feel a compulsion to do the same. It's hard to just move on as long as that stuff is still out there.
>>3334812That's....Damn, anon, that's a tough one.The first one
>>3334836why is sweetie cutest pony? she's even cuter than celestia
>order Zecora toy not knowing she wasn't an SDCC exclusive>arrived todayFuck it, no regrets. Zecora's way cooler than Derpy anyway. Who could disagree?
>>3334804my little pony in the year 3000 will star pinkie pie as a mobius stripall of the ponies will be mathematical constructs and all of the jokes will refer to formulas and theoremsit will take place in a multidimensional spaceit will be completely incomprehensible to our dull 21st century minds
>>3334856BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL
>>3334867Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>3334854That's why everyone has to download everything they see and back it up off site.
>>3334867I just wish she wasn't glow in the dark.Zebras are cool.
>>33348122nd Option
>>3334854shut upwe don't need another crookedtrees
>>3334859>>3334824>>3334826Which pony?
>>3334871>my little pony in the year 3000
>>3334860Is there any art of Sweetie Belle and Celestia?I've never seen those characters interact.
>>3334854I hate to lose you, but you must do what you must.
>>3334874In some other parallel dimension, I would agree with you.
>>3334872Speaking of UhmLast day of voting and he has a 30 vote lead (up from the like, 12 vote lead yesterday morning)
>>3334896sure
>>3334896Would you prefer a sweet cuddling type picture or Celestia being tiffed that she has to babysit?Just Sweetie or all the CMC?
>>3334889Any of them.If I had to choose, Big Mac
>>3334889Dash.I don't even like dash, but she'd put up enough resistance to make it interesting.Alternative: Twilight.
>>3334847Maybe, just maybe, you will be able to start up the macro thread again, Khorne. Until then, try for some cute size feels and reel in the writers. That's how the AiE and Transformation threads got going.>>3334854>Yorporick>>3334894I recognize two of those symbols from my Mechwarrior games.
>>3334902
>>3334907I hate that this was the first thing I thought of.Good thing I got this big jug of bleach
>>3334871nah man there's been crass silly humour for 4000 years i'm pretty sure it'll last another 4000 years. People are simple like that, other than situational humour that involves devices that weren't invented back then, how much has drama, humour and all that really changed.
>>3334854>>3334888Of course, my fear is that this is just, subconsciously, a final grasp for attention. By deleting my stuff, I can make people pay attention to me for one final moment.>>3334901I appreciate you understand. I truly wish it hadn't turned out like this, but month after month of vain attempts to remedy the problem only resulted in a deeper hole. It's time to cut ties and move on.
>>3334903He gonna have all dem credits
>it was dovnes brother camwhoring all along pretending to be him drawingi was wondering why the art posted was better than usual
>>3334889Rarity.
>>3334903...you mean to tell me that people outside of us enjoy his music?Hes going to leave us!
Aspirant, when Luna quest starts btw? Don't want to miss it (24 hrs from now on is a bad tiem for me for example)
>>33349142nd one would be great, especially if it was just Sweetie
>>3334927He´s back you know.
>>3334903whatI actually have no idea what you're talking aboutblblblbl, nonetheless
>>3334938It was obviously not him from the get goDovne kissing a girl? Inconceivable!
>>3334871pinkie π, you are so irrational!
>>3334942loyalty counts around here. once in, never out.
>>3334927>>3334927>I recognize two of those symbols from my Mechwarrior games.Mechwarrior is part of the Battletech franchise, yes.Mechwarrior Online soon!
>>3334956http://play.beatport.com/contests/zedd-spectrum/remixestop voted is Euro
>>3334945Thursday, 20:00 EDT I believe.
no anon you can't have sex with those filliestheir sisters trusted you to baby sit them what are you doing stop it right now
>>3334945I'll check in at 8pm EST tomorrow. So in something like 18 hours. Alright, goin to bed for real now.
>>3334937He'll be able to buy literally tens of songs!What a reward
Got my email. Time to pone or die.I am very excited to see what the final result looks like at the end of the month.
>>3334971But she is asking for it.
>>3334660I'm always here. Watching. Waiting.>>3334687http://vocaroo.com/i/s08p2igZkfd1Sorry. I don't think I pull it off very well.>>3334682http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SmWlz6RLIw
>>3334935sigh, at least tell us who you are before you start with the drama and delete all your stuff
>>3334968aw yeah I love euro
>>3334945Why hasn't anyone written a fap fic of this guy raping the main cast and corrupting them into his sex slaves with his seed?The princesses try to save them but are broken too.They can all far back in their minds plead and long for escape, but it's flooded in the oceans of pleasure they feel from his seed.
>>3334981We dont even know his name.
>>3334573I really do love your coloring work - I don't know if I say that enough.
>>3334971i'm just using their little vaginas to massage my cock a little!
>>3334965Except for Fluffy Ponies Drawing shit like this is unforgivable.Which is why I save the comics for my shock folder. Ha Ha, it's fucking amazing how much I can rile normalfags up with them. Even more so than shit eating dick nipples
>>3334935Trying to fix things is the problem. Take a break. Leave with no intention of coming back.Just PLEASE don't announce your departure. Fade away. You might return someday, although you probably won't.Just abruptly disappear.
Time forbed.
>>3334797>Would you have sex with Discord if he asked, and it was entirely consensual on your part with no mind control or fetishes being thrown in that you wouldn't like?I'd tell him to whip it out. Depends on how big he is. He'd also have to talk through the whole thing.
>>3334988Because of the exact reason you just typed, fucking brony scumget out
If months of sex with your pony combined with sleeping hilted inside her as she gulps on your cock through the night left you with a massive, girthy member would you try sounding?
>>3335010Sure I'd fuck her urethra
>>3334989that's why i asked for his name
>>3334979My sides are all the way in Boston.
>>3335019Her ureth-WHAT
>>3334999That bed is much too small for the both of us.
>>3335010only if she asks first.
>>3334988He's stupid and ugly, as far as we know.Maybe if he turns out to be a decent character there will be some.
>>3335025Girls have urethra, too, anon.
>>3335004Don't hate, love and tolerate you parasprite!
>>3334854I couldn't imagine ragequitting the whole fandom, as shitty as it is... if I could just delete a few things, on the other hand...
>>3335025SHE FUCK LIKE A SEAL OR A SEA URCHIN?
>>3335004
>>3334979WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAH FREEAAAKIN CAAAAAAAAAAH
Dear femanons. Please post more. I find your discussion to be interesting in a purely nonsexual way.
reanimate your feet
>>3335027Well duh.You are sleeping on the floor.
>>3335036
>>3335010Implying I don't already
>>3335048
>this will never get colored
>>3334945waitsothis is a literal characterisn't thislikeexactly what eqd thought discord was going to begive me one reason why this isn't absolutely the worst thing
>>3335046I swear to god that if that soarin and femanon request gets written i will post a recording of me masturbating to it.I have no shame
>>3335056What if the sound was hollow?
>>3335032i thought girls peed out their cloacasoh god what
>>3334972>>3334970NOOOOOOOOOworst time everFuck, I'm goingto miss another Quest. WTF man, I missed all of them already.
>>3335068We've only seen his head, so we don't really know anything yet.
>>3335068>artist signature at the bottomYEP ITS TOTALLY REAL
>>3332675Is this guy still here?
would you a chubby pone? would you a chubby slutty mare? how hard?
>>3335068it's not confirmed what he actually looks like or if he will even be in s3
>>3335070>>>3335087Calm down anon, it's just one session. Aspirant changes days from week to week half the time anyway.
>>3335068We don't know yet. He could be Dracula in chill mode, and the real bad guy will be the Main 6.>>3335048I need to practice drawing feet and hands and bodies and heads and ponies and trees and bugs and cats and crocodiles...
>>3335070What Soarin/femanon request? I haven't seen much if any content starring femanon, so I'm curious.
>>3335088>it turns out his head is the only thing that looks bad, the rest of him is the most amazing villian design in the history of animation
>>3335068Winston, you're an idiot.
>>3335095YesYesReally hard
>>3334945>this legit bro will not be voiced by Lemmy
>>3335095I would rub my musky balls in her face and make her beg for it
>>3335095Can I make her chubbier by bloating her womb with my cum?
>>3335087You gonna catch the Lyraquest finale Friday bro?
>>3335095I would prefer a chubby Slutty Mare.
>>3335070
>>3335110>>3335095oh god damn it now I need to fapsomeone post chubby slutty mare plspls
>>3335109That's darf.
>>3335095yes.
>>3335133Looks like winston's post formatting.
>>3335010>going to bed with a normal sized dick nestled inside your pony waifu, drifting off to sleep to the sensation of her muscles massaging your spent member>waking up in the morning and pulling 14 inches of cock as thick as a can of soda out of herUnf. Penile expansion is one of the unsung legends of the fetish world. So of course it's utterly nonexistent on /d/ickgirl central.
>>3335133wait reallyhow do you knowanyone can type with zero punctuation you know
>>3335070Video or AudioIf video you better have some impressive toys
is mafia done already?
>>3335046I'll talk about anything if you guys write some straight straight greentext with a femanon POV.>>3335070I might consider this if I wasn't so nasal and disgusting.
>>3335156awww, but I just got here!
>>3335133>>3335148im neither god sht upt
>>3335119Gonna be tough to accomplish that with your tiny 3 and a half ounce ejaculations
>>3335132I would, but image limit.
>>3335103>>3335123> joining in the millde of the questbut what the fucking point, it is like joining to the group of friends in the middle of a movie when they already discussing some moments and back-references with joy and you have no fucking idea what is this about. tl:dr - they are having fun and you are the outsider.I really wanted to join Luna Quest form the beginning this time.i hate everything ;_;
>>3335068He is the dark prince of darkness that created Discord to get rid of his chaotic personality because he didn't like how cheery it acted.He is evil personified, he is feared by Celestia and Luna and is even more powerful than the Elements of Harmony.He sits on a throne made of ice that is made out of shadows, his horn is so sharp it can slice through diamond.He knows no kindness, he has no laughter, he is never generous, he has no sense of loyalty, his words are lined with dishonesty and magic has no effect one him.His name?Glen Beck
>>3335164me too but it looks like the last game was almost an hour ago
>>3335170next thread chubby slutty mare thread plsPLS
>>3335152there's a bit on the /d/ sized guys threadsand there was this BE fic archive that had a PE tag. I can't remember it's name though
>>3335070Uh, once upon a timeSoarin and femanon fucked. And it was really hot, when Soarin fucked you with his penis. And then something
>>3335094Not him, but if you are in a macro mood, how about Pinke hugging a tiny Mrs. Cake?
>>3335179It's not really like that.It's more like missing a tv episode.But luckily for you there's a "previously on Pony Quest" before the new episode starts anyways.
>>3335159I proposed a Braeburn quest once, maybe I'll just write it out as greentext one of these nights if no one's taken it up yet.
>>3335179IT'S ONE. SESSION. Most of it is going to be intro again.And you can keep up to date via caps or just browsing the thread that will likely be on the submarine.Jeeze man, get it together! I know it's frustrating but it's not the end of everything!
>>3335153You're the only one that types like that. Or at least the most noticeable.
>>3335152Fact: Some cultures believe that fucking a donkey will make your dick bigger.
>>3335152>the shuddering pleasure as you pull out the new flesh causes your morning wood to spurt another load into her>she wakes up in pleasure>she rolls over on top of you, pinning you to the bed, and sinking your thick new cock back inside her and rides you until you're ready to go again
>>3335234Fact: Fucking a donkey will make your dick bigged
>>3335234Fact: Fucking a donkey will make your dick bigger.
>>3335254>>3335254>>3335254NEW HORSE
>>3335234Having sex with a virgin will cure you of AIDS too.
>>3335250>>3335261>MLPG
Fact: you can fuck a horse in a brothel in Norway
>>3335250>>3335261don't tempt me
>>3334996>You might return someday, although you probably won't.But, don't you see? That's exactly the possibility that needs to be eliminated if I'm to more forward. Else, I'll be caught up in a never ending cycle of "should I or shouldn't I come back". Believe me, I've already "abruptly disappeared" with no intention of returning multiple times, and each time I'm preoccupied by thoughts of "well, I COULD still come back..."
>>3335273Fact: I'm moving to Normay
>>3335243NO PENIS NONOW IS NOT THE TIME
>>3335182>Glenya dun goofed
>>3335152Not sure how you feel about all the extra fetishes I dumped in, but this has been stuck in my head for a few days now.>gently work a hollow sound into your enlarged cock>once it fits into place pre starts drooling from your cock, the sound preventing your body from stopping the flow in any way>a wet squishing sound tells you that your pony is getting impatient, her winks making your pre start to spurt a little harder>lining up you cock it only takes three muscular winks to gulp you in to the base>as you pound her with your massive erection you can feel yourself butting up against her cervix>she moans out loudly as a wink lines up with your thrust and the tip of your cock pushes through>her cervix clamps around you tightly and her orgasming marecunt drives you over the edge>you're unable to stop yourself from pumping rope after rope of hot sperm directly into her womb>her folds have a vicegrip on your cock and the sound inside you holds you open as you unload>you grip her haunches tighter as you try to steady yourself, the sensation of cumming harder than your body is used to nearly knocking you out>minutes pass as you hang onto her, the fluttering spasms of her tunnel milking what feels like gallons from you>she's panting loudly, her tongue hanging out of her mouth, a look of absolute bliss on her face as you're forced to fill her
>>3335400Previously unknown levels of unf
>>3335333I saw a mudcrab the other day.
