>rape

>>32986

Looks like /co/ is at it again

>>33174
drapes

>>33134

Links to previous thread so I guess jump over there? Although this one did get off to a good start...

>TWO GENERALS

now this is the /co/ we know

>>33204
>Crepes

>>33219
> snapes
> TURN TO PAGE 394

>>33214

>inb4 /co/ shows up telling us to knock this shit off.

I miss faggots running into our threads bawwing about two generals we sometimes made accidentally

Okay, we MLPG now. Although I'm partial to Jailbait threads but he conceded.

Fuck you horsefuckers, there's already a general up

>pear

>>33229
I'll cry if they do that ;_;

>>33240
Thanks anon, that post means a lot to me

>>33229
>they never come

>>33240

Thank you for that. Really, you have no idea how much it means.

>>33240

I teared up a bit

>>33240
Ahaha, thanks. I needed that.

Now I want someone to draw Pinkie telling RD "DARING DO DIES ON PAGE 300"

>>33240
this brings me memories of old times... thanks for the nostalgia anon.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/250994057192?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649#ht_614wt
_1396

>$81
>1 day left
>only 5 bids
are you a bad enough dude to own this

>>33240
Thanks man. Thanks. Seriously.
>>33267
>>33267
>>33262
>>33260
>>33258
>>33256
>>33255
Oh you guys.

>>33240
You're a good man, anon.

>>33256
>>33260
>>33262
>>33267
>>33275
You're welcome.

Other general deleted THIS IS THE GENERAL PONYFUCKERS

also >rape

Bad news, everybody.
>>33253
>>33253
>>33253

>OH SHIT NOT THIS AGAIN
YOU MEAN A DRAWFAG THREAD?

I HATE DRAWFAG THREADS.

>>33285
>rape

>>33275
>Old times
It just started last night.

THIS FUCKING BOARD. I KEEP GETTING WAY TO MANY "DUPLICATE FILE ENTRY".

>>33301
why is there always this one anon who screams at me in caps?
seriously. I only want to serve you.
ACCEPT MY HOSPITALITY ANON.

Anyone know when P.Q.'s gonna be running his test quest?

>>33314
>not resizing your images by 1% to avoid duplicate errors

>>33314
We should probably start customizing our own images a bit.

>>33327
How do you resize a gif?

>>33275
Awww shit yeah, Scootanon! I thought we had lost you. You're not leaving, right?

>>33318

Fuck you DRAWFAG, Jailbait makes better threads but he's such a bro that he conceded since you were first. You even had the audacity to point that out.

>>33336
use GIMP

>>33327
>>33328

I ain't doing shit.

>>33338
Is that actually scootanon he isn't dual linking posts.

I've got what you guys need.

Overdose Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL78F8564B25AF0F3A

Bonus Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wZiqJlu3U

>>33342
>Gimp
I'll violate you with a rusty pickaxe

>>33318
I WILL NEVER NOT GET ANGRY AT YOUR THREADS, DRAWFAG.

YOUR THREADS SUCK.

>>33349
He was doing so in the last thread.

>>33340
I pointed out that my thread was made first.
first thread gets priority.
now come on, there must be some way to please you.

>>33342
>gimp
I'm going to murder you with a rusty shovel and bury you in a ditch on a Texan roadside

>>33350
Do you think we should add more now that we have a playlist format? Do you have any ideas?

>>33350
Unity suck my dick pls

>>33386
no

coke, for old times

>>33278
>>33278
>>33278
>>33278
>>33278
>>33278

>>33394
I am not a bad enough dude

>>33353
>>33380
What...What's wrong with GIMP?

hey anon who wanted to watch Hercules
I'm sorry, I can barely stay awake, maybe tomorrow sometime

>>33394
>not treekicker

Nope. No deal.

>>33278
Nope.

>>33393
>coke

>>33410
Go to bed Rose.

>>33390
Unity is that you?

Herbert: I have a genius with chemicals.

Prudence: Also polemicals.

Any ideas what to do with this? I can't think of a relevant rhyme.

>>33383
I would personally recommend that the two 10 hour videos are switched for their shorter counter parts so the play-list can realistically be played in a row. As for other videos, there are none that come immediately to mind.

>>33409
It doesn't have the same interface as Photoshop so they tell themselves it's shit so they have an excuse for being too lazy to learn it.

>>33290
>Form RPing

>>33358
how do they suck?

>>33394

I'm poor as shit

>>33394
I am not.

>>33349
>>33349
i dont always dual link, but when i do fuck you

>>33338
>>33338
>implying i have anywhere to go

>>33394

Shit, that looks decent. If I had excess cash lying around and lived in the US, hell yeah I would jump at it. It IS best pony after all.

>>33394
hoppip if I were to find a source of properly colored fabric would you make me a lyra plush

>>33430
It's not so much the interface is different, but GIMP seems to go out of its way to be deliberately obtuse.

>promise you'll come back and take requests
>it's currently 00:25
>got 500 words into one request
>because absolutely everything demands your attention on what was meant to be a relaxed friday night
I'm sorry MLPG I am a gigantic failure
I hope you can forgive me

>>33450
Hold me Scootanon

>>33418
Would you make Capt. Morgan pone mate with Coke Pone and then slurp up the resulting concoction out of coke pones snizz?

>>33477
I don't care what you're writing so I forgive you

>>33278
hoppip stop advertising

>>33109
that must have been...surreal

>>33475
You're just not used to it.

In a few days there will just be the General, the main /b/ thread and a few loose threads with barely any replies. Does moot seriously think this warrants a board?

>>33450
oh scootanon I was so worried for you

>>33483

no
but I'd feed her ice cubes while she lounges with her head in my lap

>>33418
>coke pone trips
>coke pone is now shattered pone

>>33290
Okay, so I've been in the Generals for over a year now. I've heard about these quests everywhere but never had a real interest in them until recently. Exactly what are they?

>>33494
CHANGE IS BAD
I hated it too out of stubbornness

>>33455
no

>>33427
Yeah, coming up with a rhyme for that is pretty hard.
>I have a genius with pony threads
>Also
Fuck, I can't come up with anything

>trying to practice drawing Spike, again. Not getting too far progressing with that, usual hobgoblin Spike.
>think hey, fuck it, lets draw that one time from Owls well when Spike eats a shitload of gems. At least I'll be purposefully trying to make his body circular-
>Suddenly, I can now draw Spike to a acceptable degree (i.e apart from a few niggly bits, it's decidedly not as shit as my other practice things)

FUCK DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO DRAW SPIKE NORMALLY IS IT SO HARD

>>33450
scootanon can i suck your dick pls

>>33481
>>33481
climb up here bro, or you're gonna sink in the sea of piss.

>>33498
No, he's just trying to force /b/ and /co/ users together to destroy each other. Won't work, we're already secluding each other.

What's everybody doing tonight?
I'm going to eat dinner with my waifu.

What do you think ponies do for a Friday night?

>>33514
why not

>>33528
>yfw /co/ and /b/ have slightly more sense and self-control than originally though

>>33537
Watching redline while browsing MLPG.
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

>>33517
There are quite a few bits i'm stuck at.

>>33498
No. It's a new /fur/. Fuck, even the OP in the sticky is directly ripped from /fur/, except slightly changed for ponies.

>>33507
>Not knowing Coke pony is made out of gummy flesh
>Coke pony trips
>Coke ponies face is smushed before it pops back into place

>>33537
Thermodynamics HW

wooooo...

>>33505
But wouldn't her chilled Coke Pone head get your lap uncomfortably cold?

I'd rather stick a straw in her mouth and blow bubbles inside her.

New horse tomorrow fellow horsestalkers.

>>33537
Eating pizza
Talking to a bro about Darkness II
Listening to a pone radio

All in all pretty chill night.

I'd imagine ponies use friday night for PARTYAN.

>>33546
i need to stream redline at some point

>>33537

getting drunk with a couple of friends and then maybe browsing some MLPG

>>33554
But of course.

Still, let's have some fun while the world ends around us.

>>33489
Lets just say i've seen some shit Sparkler is out there posting his rapefic in a fanfic thread for example.

>>33554

>Fuck, even the OP in the sticky is directly ripped from /fur/

Seriously? I don't remember what it was.

>>33509
I think it's like those old text based adventures. If it isn't it should

>>33558
>Gummi coke pone
>Not living glass
>>>/mlp/

>>33568
> I'd rather stick a straw in her mouth and blow bubbles inside her.
...why not somewhere else? if you get my drift

>>33554
I am enjoying the 500/250 for the while.
He could play an even greater troll game and bait us with it only to disappoint and allow us to fester.

>>33549
Changing a song so it fits perfectly is really fucking hard.

>>33593
In her nostril?
Weird man.

>>33593
because sometimes I want to make her giggle, not moan

>>33568
>Chilled Coke Pone Semen

MARKER?

>>33554

And he knows full well that it will do fuck all this time around. He's just doing it for the show, so that all the tards would scream "HURRR MODS=GODS"

Goddamnit, moot, I honestly thought you were better than this.

>>33591
>>33568
>>33558
>>33507
>>33505
>>33483
>>33418

yes, there is still hope for us... episode tomorrow also. these feels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d94-eHNr2bE

>>33593

because it's not the time for fapping
it's the time for >feeling

>>33429
Unity would you do that for us?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYHAcmUfETs
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdwhXNt4qw

>>33593
I like your style, Anon. If only I had a picture of a pone drinking coke out of Coke Pone's living glass butthole.

>>33613
I think the Coke Pony Semen is the straight syrup from the soda boxes.

>>33618

>>33626
>yfw he brings down the board right as the episode starts

>>33626
>Love Lab

Mah nugga

I mastered Munchy Monk 2 my first try because of the pone video.

>>33591
Tabasco is living glass/plastic. Coke pony is gummy.

hey unity, did you ever finish that animal crossing title theme remix?

>>33509
Basically a game done in the style of an old text adventure. Players suggest stuff for the player character to do, and the DM/GM/Quest runner writes around those actions. Sounds kind of obtuse, but it actually is quite fun!

>You will never snort coke with Pinkie Pie, or smoke weed with Fluttershy.

>>33600

TO LIFE TO LIFE we'll bring it
a community
for better
or worse
and if the threads has no quality still there's the quantity
WE SHALL BRING IT TO LIFE
...
POST AND KNOW THAT EVEN DEATH CAN WITHER AND DIE
EVEN LIFE ETERNAL IS NOT TIME ENOUGH TO SEE
ALL THE FOLLY AND DESPAIR OF POOR M L P G

That fits easily enough at least.

>>33625
It'll fuck me over, at least, I have a static IP. Didn't realise how obvious the bait was until after my first post, though.

>>33631
Fixed.

A tear to all those threads about aGirl's cartoon? you've all been watching

>>33664
>or smoke meth with AJ

>>33652
> love lab
high tier.
also,
> LOCKSTEP

>>33668

Sad story, bro, you should always be prepared

>>33636
>moot's face when

>>33659
I didn't have any timme to work on it in the last week, but I'll finish it.
>>33667
Yeah, that fits fine.

>>33675
>Or take PCP with Big Mac

>>33668
Same, but if ponies are foreverban from 4chan I don't really want to come back anyways.

Even if I did, I wonder if you can just ask your ISP for a new IP?

>MFW pony drawfag threads exist and aren't confined to generals anymore, along with everything else

Pestering artists to draw me shit was over half the reason I bothered sitting in these threads at all. Many artists left a long time ago for streams, sadly. However, now that I can just go in the pony drawthreads that are appearing, I feel less motivated to sit in here and suffer everybody's inane banter.

Same shit happened with Pokemon generals on /v/. I came for the battling and trading, but the discussion was nice on the side, and picture exchanges, and Pokegirl feet stuff, etc, whatever the fuck was going on. However, once everybody moved to /vp/ and a thread for each interest was available. general threads died hard.

I give you guys about two weeks before the same thing happens here. Enjoy it while it lasts.

> http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/announcement-huge-livestream-event.html

>>33691
>or drop acid with Twilight Sparkle

>>33668
I know that feel bro.

>>33677
Lockstep is awesome but for some reason I went full retard on it for like 20 minutes.

I still dont know how I passed it.

Experiment Day 11

Pony-Mind Preparation: 2 Hours
-Watched Show Stoppers, Dog and Pony Show, Green Isn't Your Color, Over A Barrel, A Bird in the Hoof, and the Cutie Mark Chronicles

Amount of Sleep: 9 Hours

Pony-Dream Achieved: Inconclusive/Positive

Notes: I increased the viewing time to two hours. I thought it would make everything get old really fast, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Am I changing? Should I stop?

I only had a brief dream that I remember which even remotely involved Ponies. I was infiltrating an industrial area and it ended up being a funeral home. I didn't quite understand what I was doing there, but I did know that it was illegal. I passed by three guys in suits to reach a console and type in the password (whatever I was doing, it involved this machine). Now, what happens next is up for debate. I remember Ponies, but I don't recall if I vividly saw any of them. If I did, then Pinkie Pie appeared and jumped off the computer screen to help me. The password screen read F R _ E N D S, so I typed in the I, and was taken to a control screen. Immediately I'm in a train car on a closeup of a FIM-esque looking white lilly. I believe I saw Scootaloo in the background looking on in amazement, as Sweetie Belle emerged from the flower in some kind of celestial glory.

I put this down as inconclusive as I didn't wake up with the Pony images in my mind, just the thought that they were there. I very well could have imagined them after the fact. Was this a Pony-Dream, anons? Did I achieve what I set out to do?

>>33697
I'm on campus, so that ain't gonna happen.

>Coke Pone thread right as I'm about to leave.
Dammit. Oh well. I should be playing Shazbot: Ascend tonight for quite some time tonight. Hoping to see some of you there.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzmkdhSz6bjdYVP_NOCj7D5yoY2QE9yHKECup4iZ6Lo/edit

>>33700
>artists leaving the general

Im fucking out.

If only moot understood that all can be fixed with proper moderation instead of such silly measures. Fuck, I'd delete pony shitposting and trolling myself if I had the rights.

>>33700
> Pokegirl feet stuff,

>>33701

>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session
>Q&Neigh session

>>33674
Oh fuck, even Jerid's tearing up?

>>33668
I knew the risk, but I posted anyway. I couldn't let go.

>>33726
Remember going fast LK.

>>33672
Feel free to add your own shit if you want.
>>33690
Thanks.

What about

Herbert: Okay, it's true, i shot him.
Herbert: I shot him but brought him TO LIFE.
Herbert: He has no reason to want to live, i do, she's yours to give.
Herbert: PRUDENCE HERE AS MY WIFE!

Okay, it's true i saged it.
I saged it but brought it TO LIFE
You have no reason to want to live, i do, its yours to give
THE GENERAL AS MY (LIFE)?

I find it a bit iffy.

>>33726

>>33672
Thanks, Based Unity

>>33717
you know what?
that guy who ponifies RH videos should ponify
love lab.
make it big mac passing condiments to cheerilee who passes it on, like a huge ponyville picnic.
and they keep glancing at each other.

>>33652
motherfucking this

>>33677
u nigger

>>33717
also this

keep em coke coming looks good, ancestors are proud of you

>>33700
It's the talking about drawing and trying to improve myself that I always liked.

Not that anyone ever liked the stuff I did.

>drawfags emigrating from the MLPG
Then what is left?
It just isn't the same as the times we had MLPG in /co/.

>>33701

>Q&Neigh

>>33725
We are two bros in a barrel, you and I

>>33763
Wait what. Who's leaving?

>>33757
>You will never fill an ice cube tray with fruit juice and freeze it and give it to coke pony as a treat

>>33700

Calm your shit people, we just started here

>>33722
capped for science

>>33727
There goes all my motivation to continue practicing art.

>>33763

Then we will be no more. No tears, only dreams now.

>>33757

>>33769
I'm in the same boat.

>>33763
Who?

There hasn't been many, if any

>>33722
>>33796
Good to see you are still with us.
Exciting result?

Welp, at least I finished this one.

>>33747
Life->Life doesn't really sound good.
>>33754
No problem.
>>33763
Who's leaving the general?

>>33789
>>33800

>>33722

Keep fucking with your brain, pony dreams or bust

>>33763
...

>rape?

>>33807
Thats super gay.

>>33789
>that feel when she'll never clutch an icecube in her hooves and lick it, intently concentrating on it while she lies on your lap lightly fizzing away, enjoying the chilling flavours of your frozen gift

>>33763
What? The drawfags aren't leaving.

>>33807
>Tia

>>33811
three bros in a boat rather

>>33817
The other option was
THE MARKER HERE AS MY WIFE
It kinda fits
I don't know though. What other rhymes that are contextually relevant do we have. The concept of being married to the marker may be funny enough.

>>33763
I could never leave you guys.
Even if I wanted to.

>>33789
>you will never make her burst out into fizzy giggles by nibbling gently on her little gummy ear

>>33841
They will eventually.

They always do.

>>33849
At least he is not here.

>>33860
Hold me Tess.

>>33763

DRAWFAGS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>33733
>>33767
Cmon guys its just a pun. No need to get unstable

>reposting
>Leth becomes a janitor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCteeZTrjE>

>>33763
>tabs? never heard of 'em!

Guys, Twilight's on my bed and she won't let me go to sleep. Every time I lay down, she nibbles on my neck and asks me 'how I'm doing'. I keep saying that I'm tired, but she keeps telling me that she wants to play. It's dark out; what could she possibly want to play this late at night? She's being really annoying.

Can you guys please halp? How get Twilight off bed?

>pic related: this is what she's doing right now.

>>33855
I like that one more.

>>33817
Oh and a few drawfags are posting in art threads separate to the general. Hopefully they will link to their posts in the threads or something because i don't want to go out there having seen everything on the board at once only half an hour ago and finding nothing of redeeming quality at all.

Moot added a feature that Ponychan has. Banned users are allowed to see boards and threads, but not post.

God fucking damn it, he planned it all along. He's going to perma ban every single person who ever posted in here, and we're going to have to watch and see the aftermath, powerless.

Anyway Hoppip, here you go

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Floex%2B-%2BMachinarium%2BSoundtrack.rar

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Impostor.rar

The timing is to queer. New rules, new board, odd sticky, new episode just about to air, all pointing to Saturday. He really is a fucking jew.

Where's Jessy guys? I'm scared and I miss her.

>>33835
>>33841
>>33817
>>33812

>>33814

SEE, WE HAVE A DRAWFAG RIGHT THERE, ALL IS WELL

>>33807

>>33886
> Banned users are allowed to see boards and threads, but not post.
>
You know he add that weeks ago right?

>>33886
Oh god It's gonna be glorious if he bans us on saturday

Okay seriosuly can soemone move the marker here

I realsie we have a lot more space now but still

>>33886
>powerless
>implying it takes more than a minute to get a new IP

>>33906
Feels like home

>>33879
Thanks for the advice.

Prudence: Oh papa dear i want to marry herbert since he has a power once reserved for god

This one?

Oh /co/ dear i want to post ponies since they have (eight or so more syllables)

>>33886
I had a dream last night where I shot him in the face. Woke up feeling pretty good, then I came here and felt sad again.

>>33901
>Tia

>>33807
>>33901

>>33886
>queer
Teehee.

>>33909

They wouldn't leave us hanging man. They wouldn't. See? All is well.

also dj school was easy i wonder why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-IxfCCII_E&feature=related

>>33906
>>33909

I can't live my life here
I looked off the boat

I don't like what I see

>>33901
>>33925
That's pretty gay, bro.

>>33901
>>33925
Shit nigga this is so gay.

>>33906

>>33878

Be quiet

>>33878
you can't get her off your bed, she's too magical
you need to take her in your arms and hold her so tight she can't even struggle, and then just keep her there until she falls asleep
then you can lift her off and put her on the floor

>>33886
thanks

>>33931

That's why you need to listen to good advice. Stay. In. The. Boat.

>>33878
Feed her two and a half books.

>>33905
Didn't know that, wasn't banned or heard anything from anyone. It doesn't matter anymore.

>>33931

Stop doing that shit, I never looked outside of MLPG on /co/, even easier here

>>33915
And for the purpose of this song coh is pronounced see oh

>>33871
>>33938
Hey you.

I just wanted to let you know seeing that you're still here brightened my day a little.

Thank you.

>>33959
I was banned like two weeks ag but I can still lurk.

>>33923
>>33932
>>33842
>>33836

samefag + picrelated

>>33886
>Unplug modem for a day
>Come back the next day
>"Oh look!"

>>33503
well i was worried the MLPG would disintegrate in a sea of piss... the sea of piss is already there, but the MLPG stands strong.

>>33521
anytime bro.

>>33886
Why would someone install janitors for a board going to be deleted anyw--
>sentenal being a twat again
Oh, nevermind.

>>33931
STAY
IN
THE
BOAT.
only cancer proffesionals may leave to explore.

>>33928
SCuRATCH-O

HEY NOT, THIS IS MY SONG

>>33979
>>>/ponychan/

>>33979
>two postin the same minute
>samefag

Sure ponychan is here.

>>33813
I'm almost certain int was Sweetie Belle, but every time I try to imagine the scene I get this image in my head, and I know I didn't dream that!

I was worried about the transition. I'm not excited about all this but to be honest I think it may be for the best. Being away from the influence of /b/ might help them out and it may help us out to not be so insulated and self-referential. I'm glad we're staying in our gleaming fortress of MLP General. I actually started one this morning before I found out there was one on Page 8.

That being said, there's definitely going to be a few growing pains.

>>33967
It's "koh"

>>33878

do you want those nuclear secrets or dont you?

>>33886
Should I draw some "I told you so" images ready?

>>33915
>>33967
The change from post to marry doesn't fit, it needs to have one syllable more.
Maybe 'I want to post the ponies'?

>>33968

We're all here, bro

>>33990
I count as a professional right?

>>33938

>>33979
>People hate it
>SAMEFAG HURRR
>>>/mlp/

DO NOT LEAVE THE BOAT
SCOUTS WILL FIND ANY THREADS OF INTEREST THAT LACK CANCER
LET THEM DO THEIR JOB

>>33997
I know what it is normally but i need it to fit.

>>33980
Mine is static as hell, it took Irene and three days with no power to reset it.

>>33987

it's going to take more than this to kill MLPG

>>33980
Not everyone has the luxury of a dynamic IP.

I'm tired and I have work in the morning. I miss the old bump/image limits.

>>33987

Nigga, we're indestructible!

>>33968

>>33999
The Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff parody seems a bit too obvious.

>>34027
Go to bed faggot.

>>34005
>filename
nice work.
I haven't seen that guy posting yet though

>>34008
Feels like old MLPG already.

>/mlp/
>mfw

>>34020
Change your MAC address and you'll probably be assigned a new IP.

>getting off the boat
>not enjoying rape, coke and lobotomy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2TBmjHfTWs&feature=endscreen&NR=1

>>34035
>club cant even handle me right now.gif

>>34054

>>34045
He was here earlier.
I made sure to give him the mandatory "What kind of post is that?"

It felt like old times.

>>34048
Someone ought to edit this for our purposes.

I heard this is SFW board now.
Awesome.
posting pretty poneh

>>33955
I tried feeding her books. She told me it was 'exciting', so I guess she's not going to go to sleep anytime soon. This just goes from bad to worse.
>>33945
This seemed like a good idea, but she keeps nibbling on my earlobes and telling me that she's 'ready'. It really tickles, so I can't hold her very long. I wish she was ready to get off my bed, because I really want to sleep right now.

>>34046
>Klondike will never get around to drawing the other guy in that picture
The nigger.

what do you think

>>34065
It run in the family.

Hey guys, is fluffy streaming?

>>34044

I think I will, Luna. I'll dream of this pic finished.

>>34093
it should say Jimmies.

>>34080

best pone by far

>>34080
>dat fucked up anatomy

>>33899
I'm not a drawfag, I'm a colorfag.

>>34049

Mine's a router. U-Verse uses some kind of collective IP where all the household computers are on the same IP.

>>34080
My dick says that it's NSFW.

>>34101
Thats kawaii.

>>34093
There should be one with Artosis.png and 'What kind of spoiler is that?'

>>34003
And i need this sorting

Henry: I never could say no to you my darling, even though young west should face a firing squad
(this bit doesn't even fit)
I never could say no to you anonymous, even though

>>34080
Wow... Her wings are so pretty.

>>34065

i think that is my favorite twilight gif. but this one is close.

why are you such a pretty pone, twilight sparkle?

>>34011

They are heroes, but if the outside changes them too much then they may kill us all... so they will have to leave

>>34119
That needs to end in a rhyme with the previous line as well.

>>34106
BEST PONE THREAD

>>34115

I know nigga, it's so fucking kawaii I can't wait.

>>34005
What kind of reaction is that?

ouh?

>>34081

Can't you just ask her nicely?

>>34093
not safe for jimmies

>Outside of the MLPG
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM FILTHY LITTLE HEATHENS?
HERE'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE BOARDS ARE DIVERSE
THEIR THREADS ARE A DEVILISH PIT
THEY'RE ONLY GOOD WHEN DEAD
THEY'RE VERMIN AS I SAID AND WORSE

>>34098
I dunno.

This you, noot?

>>33898

>>34129

>>34134
don't mind if i do

>>33829
Should some of us get off the boat and inject some fluffy pone and Spaghetti Pony General goodness into their lives? Should we attempt to educate these savages?

>>34117
You fucking flatter me.

>>34129
This one's pretty kawaii.

>>34151
THEY'RE SAVAGES, SAVAGES

>>34152
of course, who else would be spamming the steam?

>>34151
I WONDER IF THEY EVEN BLEED!

>>34134

let's go, partner!

>>34119
>Even though ponefags shall face a brony squad!

>>34145

>>34161

>>34141

Celestia why you so sexy grrrrl

>>34163

Personally I think it would be best to leave them alone and let them come to us if they want to. Just like always.

truth

>>34172

this one as well

>>34151
SAVAGES
SAVAGES
BARELY EVEN PONI

>>34147
I tried. I was all like "Twilight, please get off." And she was all like, "I will when you get over here." And then I went over there and, surprise surprise, she just starts licking my neck again.

How do I get this pony to hit the hay somewhere else? Like her own bed?

>>34141
>>34197
>>34166

>>34208

>>34220

bash her over the head with something heavy, then drag her into her own bed. she'll probably be out at least until morning

Hey everybody. Hope you're doing well.

Another chapter for The Equestrian Renaissance. Ch. 18

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=397&textsize=0&chapter=18

Some humanized Twimac in this one.

>>34163

No, lets not mix with them for now. If they're curios enough, they will approach the walls themselves.

>>34189
I was thinking something like face the banhemmer but i cant think of a rhyme with that.
If we go with the same rhyme from the original remix then we can go with
since they have an allure once reserved for god

>>34226

>>34205
>pegasus masterrace

>>34205
>/co/
>Not master race unicorns

Does anyone have more human Pinkamena? You know, Pinkie with straight hair...
bonus points if porn

>>34238
Even in death we cannot escape RS.

>>34220
She just want so sleep in the bed with you, she is afraid I guess.

>>34198

>>34249
Tessssss
Why don't you steam more often?

>>34220
Son, I believe you're missing the point. You obviously taste like salt, so you need a shower.

>>34235
W-What?
Who would ever hit Purple Pony?

>>34220

Have you tried blowing on her face? Cats hate that.

>>34205
WHY DOES PONYCHAN GET TO BE UNICORNS?

>>34226

>>34230

>>34226

MMMMM WHATCHU SAAA-AAAY

>>34250
>unicorn
>master race

Pfhahahahhaa >>34249

>>34220
>hit the hay
Oh you.

Have you tried bribery? Tell you you'll make her breakfast or something if she goes and sleeps in her own bed. Alternatively, tell her you'll get her a new book or something.

>>34262
Damn I love that artist.

>>34272
they're elitist useless fucks

it's perfect

>>34272
Is that the Doctor as a pegasus again, i never noticed.

>>34194
wait, you serious?
you challenge ME?!

>>34220
Stick your dick in her, that's sure to tire her out.

>>34205
>/co/ are hotheaded, impulsive warriors
>/b/ are tired, hard-working farmers with constant bitter expressions
>Ponychan are whatever the fuck unicorns are
>Eventually they make peace
I have several problems with this.

>>34248

>"You talking shit about my waifu?"

>>34288

Do your worst.

>>34250
It makes a little sense. The Unicorns were haughty as fuck, placing themselves as the "most important" over everyone else.
The Pegasi were violent, and warlike.
And then there are the /b/ase Dirt Ponies.

>>34220
>Not sharing bed with Twilight.

>>34296
Unicorns are elitist bastards, thats ponychan we are probably the earth ponies though to be honest. We make the shit the others use.

>>34205

strangely fitting

>all this celestia

jolly co-operation

>>34255
>>34255
i have a lot of pony porn, some humanized, mostly not though.

you can find anything on e621 or paheal anyway.

So...wait. Are they bronies? Or are the Ponychanners bronies?

>>34303

>>34214
DESTROY THEIR EVIL RACE
UNTIL THERE'S NOT A TRACE
WE MUST SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAR

>>34305
>/MLP/Celestia/ : 501 files

r u sure

>>34319

TIME TO TURN THIS LIFEBOAT INTO A WARSHIP

BURN EVERYTHING

>>34323
What's the difference?
Nothing.

>>34293

Fucking sicko!
Why the hell would anyone want to fuck a pony?? You're sick! Sick!

As if Twilight wants that anyway. Christ, can you imagine...

>>34305

>>34323
Everyone here is a brony its just we are in denial over it.

>>34319

Join us?

>>34335

DO IT.

>>34323
Everyone who isn't us...is a brony...

>>34323
WE ALL BRONY NOW

>>34310
Yes, that's what I was thinking, we're the earth ponies. They are easily the most bitter and angry out of the three.

>Ctrl + F">cancer"
>no results

Wow this board must be either incredibly fast or unbelievable shitty.

I hope it gets better when the new episode airs tomorrow.

>mfw /mlp/ is a trap

>>34246
I can't think of something that would fit that.
I'm sorry
>>34343
>DEFCON
YES.

>open the board
>see this banner

O-Oh...

>>34343

Naw, we lowered the DEFCON for now. At ease soldier.

>>34364
Right. And the Pegasus /b/tards just like shitting all over creation.

>>34366
>unbelievable shitty
YOU GUESSED IT!

>>34368
Your idea is better but i don't know.

>>34350
there is a lot of celestia haters here
we can piss them off
but I don't care

>>34310
not to mention MLPG is such a breeding ground of hostility we might as well be carrying spears

>>34354

We definitely Brony now. We've all been lumped into the same board, so we'll just have to deal with it. Not like many people were in the /co/ Generals to begin with to opposite. It was just seven or so people talking to each other all the time.

>>34220
shit nigger if twilight was in my bed licking my neck, i'd get such a hard boner that time and space itself would start collapsing arround it due to the density of my dick and a black hole would be created, and everything arround consumed.

>>34366

You suck at searching

>>34350
She's such a pretty horse.

>>34343
>>34372
What TEACON are we at?

>>34387
>hating celestia
>2012

Hi again. Me. Just saying that I'll keep questing in these generals. I'll try to do it tonight, but PQ is doing a thing and I might see how that goes.

sorry about being such a fag earlier

>>34387
>hating any of the ponies

Why

>>34276

>>34405
Don't worry about it, its all been quite a shock.

>>34401
> horse

Nigga, step up and quite the club. You are disqualified.

>>34405
I dont know if someone gave you the message but someone came in and asked for you to join the mlpg steam group. I htink... maybe it was chat i dunno.

>>34390
Spears made out of metaphors, right?

>>34412

>>34394

The fuck are you talking about. Wanna be a brony? ponychan is that way.

>>34406
She is a tyrant! How can you love her? FOR THE NEW LUNA REPUBLIC

>>34293
...Uh...
Thanks, Anon. She finally went to bed.
She gave me a few bits before she left. I don't feel right now.

>>34404
Iknowright

>>34405
Don't worry about it.

PQ is going to see how Quests might be able to function here by starting one in a new thread.

Depending on how that goes, quests may or may not be a thing anymore.

>>34425
The spears are metaphors for out penises

>>34433
I think you need to wake up brother. Ponychan is right outside. They're at the gates, climbing the walls.

This is the nightmare we find ourselves in.

>>34384
If you want to go with mine you could use the original verse as well.