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Talk about ponies here. Also whatever pops into your head.

Specifically, talk about best pony popping into your head.
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HOLD ON
TO THE NIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
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should I delete this one?
>>3267085
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no
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>>3267101
yeah probably
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i got these prints and im loving it just looking at them
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?pp1o1a2pw72332p
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>>3266757
>Yes
>I like being cruel in my fantasies
That's just fucked up
good thing it'll never happen to femsnails
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Keep it in one thread, horsefuckers.
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ponies aren't allowed on /mlp/
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My wrist hurts.
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>>3267115
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>>3267115
you beautiful bastard
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>>3267115
You're a monster.
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Time for bed.
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If you were having lunch with Rarity...

what would you talk about?

Could you avoid talking about sex?
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/jp/:/a/::MLPG:bronies
>>>/jp/9378021
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>>3266947
>>3266947
>>3266947
>>3266947
>>3266947
plz respond
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>>3267093
ALWAYS
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>>3267115
YOU MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD
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>>3267115
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US.
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>>3267115
>members content
>still refuses to make internet dosh

Glitter Glue, I...
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>>3267138
I'm pretty sure she enjoys a good dick.
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>>3267115
I could almost fap to this
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>>3267115
GG you're far more cruel than I am in even my most sordid fantasies
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>>3267132
>This is how you always imagine MLPG
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>>3267138
>not having breakfast
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Is it time for chubby/cum inflated pones?
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>>3267153
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>>3267172
Is it?
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>>3267138
It's literally impossible to not have chit-chat about sex over lunch with Rarity
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>slow rape
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>>3267115
>members content
Oh god I'm laughing way to hard at this. Cheers GG you glorious bastard
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>>3267172
I hope so
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>>3267172
No.avi
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>>3267178
wink-wink
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>>3267172
>>3267178
It's always time for cum-inflated ponies

But it's up to you to start the conversation
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>>3267120
Eeeehhh...

A bit too bordering on too big.
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>>3267203
Deaf, your opinions suck, your fetishes suck, and you're an unpleasant person in general.

Put the mask back on.
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>>3267181

>you ask Rarity what she wants for lunch
>she says a hotdog will do
>you're standing there, watching the pony wedge the bun onto the heating stick
>you then watch her squirt sauce inside the hole, before bit by bit sliding the warm, thick length of meat inside with a squelch
Rarity is standing next to you this entire time
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Drop some print ideas in preparation for the big day.
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i have overweight ponies

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vgenubz2y551ic2/PXnYODr8fq

i want more though
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I was away from the Internet all day, did I miss the inevitable shit-fits about the new OC looking villain?
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Good night, MLPG.
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>>3267226
gnite, gnite anon
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i accidentally a shit load of fuzzy pesto. wat do?
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DROKS
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>>3267226
Good night, GoodNightAnon
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Hey, to the writeanon posting this Applebloom story, I just wanted to say that this is really great.

Like seriously, it's awesome.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPHPd1EP_c8

Holy shit man.
>Wii

Well shit man.
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The only reason I was attracted to MLP in the first place was because I like anthropomorphic cartoon characters sexually.
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>>3267226
good night, goodnightanon
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>>3267225
A lot of people are hyped for this premier being so bad it's good.
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We haven't forgotten about this guy yet have we?
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How shitty are we this morn?
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>>3267221
>You hear another squelch.
>It came from Rarity.
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>>3267242
Me too
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>>3267115
YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER RELEASE THIS
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>>3267115
it's double vaginal

there's an extra incentive in that for Silver Spoon, of course...
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>>3267242
I only started watching MLP because of Flash In The Pan.

For srs
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>>3267217
I can understand disagreeing with his opinions, and I can definitely understand not liking his fetishes, but if he's generally unpleasant then how will going anon make things any better for you? He'll still be here, posting the same sorts of things, but then you won't be able to filter him.
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>>3267172
>my hoof is grabbing my pudge, but there is so much that a bit of it squished over~
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>>3267172
>>3267178
>>3267196
>>3267202
>>3267200

Okay, which pretty mare is getting cum-inflated tonight? By one partner or multiple?

Select your penis then select your horse
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>>3267221
You know
Ever since hoofbeats was uploaded I've fapped to Rarity exclusively
I dream of her at night
I even have daydreams of her
My dick is so sore from being erect pretty much non-stop I think something might be wrong

Don't do this to me
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>>3267226
Good night, niteanon.
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>>3267136
>>3267226
>>3267231
>>3267238
>>3267244
>nobody likes Dash
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>>3267226
Good night, Good night Anon.
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>>3267263
>double vaginal
And suddenly I'm glad I can't see it.
Cheers, GG.
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I can either go to sleep or I can skip sleep and write fanfiction.

I know if I go to bed, I'll over sleep and then I'll spend hours messing with emails.

But I also have shit I need to do tomorrow.

Help me MLPG?
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well, thanks fro you help, jerks
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>>3267263
B-but their dicks will be touching.
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>>3267268
OOH OOH
CHRYSALIS
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>>3267217
But he's actually right about that one.
Those tits are comically big.
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>>3267263
unf
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>>3267263
You're systematically adding my fetishes.
I'm getting more and more disappointed each time.
Fucking memberscontent
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how would mlpg react if miLes did porn?
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>>3267263
YOU FUCKER JUST POST THE PORN I SWEAR TO GOD RGHHHHHHHHH
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>>3267242

I like them too
I don't feel anything for pones
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>>3267265
Because I'm a generally unpleasant person
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>>3267263
Hey GG, what happened to MT?
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>>3267242
I only started watching ponies because a friend that I really hate declared his absolute disgust for the show and its fans
I did what any reasonable person would do and went to /co/ to see if there was any threads about the show and magically happened upon a fresh MLPG right off the first page
I've been here for thirteen months since then.
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>>3267115
GG in charge of not being the most magnificent bastard ever.
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>>3267285
Take stimulants and write all night, then work all day.
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>>3267202
Would you give your pone a good filling before taking them out for a pleasant walk in the park?
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>tfw Tess does porn
>tfw it's too cute to fap to
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>>3267278

absolutely nobody.
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>>3267289
As long as the balls don't touch, and they don't look at one another.
Or kiss with tongue.
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>>3267292
SECONDED LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
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>>3267313
>she leaves a trail behind her as your mangoo slowly leaks out of her
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>>3267309
>only 13
Aw, dude. You joined after these threads got shitty...
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>>3267242
>no one else has ever admitted this
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>>3267264
The reason why I stayed in the fandom for as long as I have was because the production staff seemed to generally like us. I had never experienced something like asking a layout artist about his job on a show I enjoyed watching.

They don't like us any more ;_;
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>>3267312
Okay!
I'll let you guys know when I'm done since some of you expressed interest in it a million years ago.
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>>3267289
how is that a bad thing
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>>3267309
>Friend
>Really hate

Does not compute
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>>3267241
Remember the last time we got a great trailer for a zombie game?

Dead Island.

Be glad this is WiiU only, because otherwise you might be tempted to waste money on it.
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>>3267318
nobody at all
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more teen Apple Bloom shenanigans pls
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>>3267339
CAN'T IMAGINE WHY THEY DON'T COME HERE ANYMORE.
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>>3267341
new pics of horse dicks where?
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>>3267339
>marker pony shows up in the background of a new episode
what do
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>>3267339
>That feel when you watched the show in the golden age, but never posted back then
>you missed all the cool shit
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>>3267241
>another goddamn zombie game
>wii u
I wish I could not give a shit about it to death.
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>tfw still nothing for my friendoff partner to work with

I'm just gonna watch him squirm while I finish my project.
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>>3267358
She gets teen pregnant, what do?
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>>3267328
Remember the wave of new people we got in about September?

I feel sorry for those guys.
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>>3267343
Have you ever had to put up with someone day after day that you really can't stand, but have to because of a job?
Imagine having a job that requires you to have and keep a partner for two months and it be that guy.
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>>3267341

Hops pls draw

sexy fancypants sitting up in bed

with Rarity and Fleur clutching his bod

and Hoity too
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>>3267363
spaghetti everywhere

EVERYWHERE
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>>3267241
Pre-rendered Trailer.
Why waste money making these?
They're pointless and tell you nothing beyond the title.
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>>3267374
Take her and run away, as far as I can get us.

Maybe take a hot air balloon and just live there.
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>>3267339
>That feel when Hasbro told them not to go to 4chan anymore.
>They are only allowed to go to 'Safe for Work' fansites to keep appearance.
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>>3267341
hops are you wittling away that list of yours? u didn't forgot about that sloppy makeout one did you? i'll be your very best fwen.
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>>3267344
>dead island
Biggest disappointment of the year.
Glad I didn't buy it.
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>>3267345

not a soul.
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>>3267386
this gave me a feel in my pants. seconded.
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>>3267381
...but then how is he your "friend?"
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>>3267374
we haven't even had sex with her yet!
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>>3267374
Name it Appleseed
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>>3267359
I like to believe in my head that they think that we (/co/) had all moved to ponychan from 4chan, and thats why they don't post here any more.
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>>3267327
>some ponies come up to the both of you asking when the baby's due
>they say that it must be soon given how large she's gotten
>you exchange awkward glances with your pony
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>>3267381
Nah bro, I've been pretty lucky.
I've literally never met someone I hated.
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>>3267416
How long have you been on 4chan
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>>3267397
>petite Dash

Fucking UUUUUUNF
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>>3267399
boss bitches and moans if you aren't working happily with your partner because there's a ton of paperwork required to change them around
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>>3267408
The main ones were Faust, FitP, and GlamourKat, right?

Neither Faust nor Flash work on the show anymore. Not sure about GK.
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>>3267363
>Bronies give her a stupid name and a deep backstory of her struggles living in Ponyville
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>>3267386
i begrudgingly 3rd this one
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>>3267394
Is that real?
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>>3267426
But you don't have to pretend he's your friend on 4chan, your boss isn't looking here.
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>>3267327
>not sticking a plug in her so her belly stays nice and plush and swollen

I bet you even like squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste, make her brush her teeth with it.
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Alright, because I like you guys, here's the uncensored one.
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?
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>>3267397
Frankly the very notion of liking Dash strikes me as silly
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>>3267429
GK is dead.

Actually, the artists for MLP are no longer allowed to draw fanart.
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>>3267358
It best be second base level at heaviest too.
We don't need underage sex, just feels.

Glorious feels.
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>>3267438
It's a habit, I guess.
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>>3267442
MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRR
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>anthro
this would be weird to watch
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>>3267394
>Hasbro told them not to go to 4chan

'tis a shame, but we are to blame for it.
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hey guys could you try and be on your best behavior? i've got company
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>>3267341
Hey Hops, what's up with you man?
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>>3267442
Hilarious.

impersonator, pls go
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>>3267442
>Descartes
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>>3267442
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>>3267395
i kind of am! i dont have an actual, defined list, hahaha
i just sort of draw whatever requests i feel like (or whatever ones i can remember)

>>3267386
this one seems to have potential
might require more focus than i have tonight though
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>>3267442
Ahahahahah fuck
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>>3267411
Why HASN'T she gotten pregnant yet, being pumped full of your semen on a weekly if not daily basis? Unless it's all anal, that's the one part of cuminflation I just don't get sometimes and have to dismiss as being part of fantasy.
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>>3267442
I laughed.
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>>3267408
Wrong, Flash came here somewhere in february/march

>>3267429
Both Gk and Flash are working on the show.
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>>3267420
Five years.
This must be some kind of super power.
Super-unhate.
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>>3267455
>apostrophe
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>>3267449
Agreed.
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>>3267451
speaking of which, is anyone capping these feels?
they must be added to the Feel Collection
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>>3267471
She's been fucked so roughly that she's been rendered infertile
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>>3267442
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>>3267471
Because different species?
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>>3267471
Contraceptives are magic. Literally, in Equestria.
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>>3267222
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>>3267429
i remember a guy named Diehard in a Pony. Wasn't he with the show?
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>>3267485
Someone go and rouse Sentenal.
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just kidding you guys here is the real ending
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>>3267449

pure insanity, you ask me.
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>>3267442
>Decartes
>NMH lyrics

CAME A SUPERTANKER
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>>3267477
>getting bugged by unnecessary punctuation or incorrect grammar
A're you, me?
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>>3267263

You fucker, that is my fetish.
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>MRS cake was pregnant the entire time
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>>3267471
I explain it away as gametic incompatibility. Since I'm a human and she's a pony.
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>>3267471
IUDs
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3267503
>Last Online: 3 hours ago

WHERE IS THE AUTISM MLPG NEEDS
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>>3267508
It's ridiculous.
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>>3267515
and we thought she was fat...
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>>3267524
you're favorite pony is ugly!
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Dash has very lovely wings.
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is asp ded
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>>3267530
We can just point him to the archived thread the next time we see him.
Worse comes to worst, I'll cap the whole damn thing myself.
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>>3267451
>We're sad men (and some women, somehow) that swap romance stories based around characters from a children's cartoon
>If only to spark long forgotten feelings
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>Being friends with Derpy is, interesting.
>She took a little while to warm up to you but once she did, you felt like you knew her all your life.
>You notice on her calender a date is noted with a birthday cake, you ask her if it's Dinkies birthday, she says no. It's hers.
>You remember how ponies are and ask her if she is excited for the party Pinkie will throw for her.
>Shes silent.
>"I...usually have my birthdays alone..."
>You ask her why, and all you get is a wet sniff as she looks at you, nearly in tears.
>"The ponies in town don't really like me I think."
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>>3267531
Inconceivable.
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>>3267487
Th-that's just horrible. I would never do anything to hurt my little pony! I'd sooner get a vasecto—oh, there we go.

Okay, cum inflationists. Sperm or no sperm, what's your preference? Does the possibility of impregnating your favorite mare not bother you, is it an accessory, or an added fetish? Which of you would prefer to go sterile given the choice?
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http://www.alienwarearena.com/giveaway/dota-2-closed-beta-key-giveaway/

GO GET YOUR DOTA 2 KEY IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY GOT ONE

ONLY 700 LEFT
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>>3267536
>Hasbro ever changing the base model of a pony, even if it's realistic to do so

Nope, enjoy her staying the soft malleable pudginess that she is!
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>>3267487
unf
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So is Lunaquest even happening or not?
Do I even bother waiting for best pone?
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>>3267547
oh boy oh boy oh boy
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>>3267557
I like Dota2
Does anyone else play it?
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>>3267502
guess no one here remembers
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>>3267543
The bus comes for us all, eventually.
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>>3267545
>long forgotten feelings
>he doesn't treasure those feelings and always hold them dear to his heart
do you even feel
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>>3267537
>you are favorite pony

FABTASTIC
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>>3267563
2 times 1 sale?

2 sale?
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>>3267531

who would do such a thing?
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>>3267550
Implausible.
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>>3267568
I'm playing it right now
Surprisingly enjoyable
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>>3267552
You know there's an injection for that, right? Renders you infertile for 10 years, and can be reversed with another shot if you need it.
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>>3267568
I don't like mobas

>>3267569
nope, sorry
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>>3267547
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>>3267557
>have to sign up for some bullshit

FUCK
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>>3267568
I got a key a couple of weeks ago, but haven't done more than a couple of private bot games.
Eventually I'll get around to it.
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>>3267536
Fat and preggers
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>>3267574
2 by 1 sale anon
it's measuring width and height, so it would be 2 sale squared
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>>3267575
Obviously someone with no taste and a brain with less cells than an amoeba.
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>>3267573
fucking rarifags
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>>3267576
Beyond insane.
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>>3267574
>2sale
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>>3267536
The only plausible explanation is the ponies don't show when they're pregnant. They can be pregnant at any time and no one would know.
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>>3266899

>you smile awkwardly, not really sure what to say to that.
>"You love her?"
>The answer comes out as naturally as a breath, in the way it can only happen at your age, when you truly know what love really is.
>"Yes, sir."
>He holds back a laugh, but his smile gets bigger. "Woulda guessed you'd say that..." he says, quietly, knowingly, before he gives you a smirk.
>"One thing to say you love a girl at your age - yer still a baby and you don't know nothin' yet - but wouldja marry her?"
>He watches you carefully while your mind becomes a storm of images. Applebloom - your bride, at a ceremony on the farm, or in a little church; Introducing her family to yours; moving into a house with her; taking care of her; having children with her; spending every day by her side...
>"Yes, sir. I would."
>He locks eyes with you for a very tense moment. You stare back, hoping you look confident, but really just afraid to blink.
>He finally nods. You can't tell what he's thinking - unreadable wall that he is, you were surprised his face could actually move.
>"All right, then," he says, quietly as he turns to leave, waving you back in the direction of the barn.
>"Go on back to sleep. We got more harvesting to do in the morning."
>...Wait... you're alive, with all your parts intact... AND he's letting you go back to Applebloom?
>"You're gonna be workin' with me - we'll talk more then."
>...Oh.
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>>3267568
I play it but I hate it. My Internet friends insist I tag along, though, and it's sometimes fun.

>tfw shit with anyone but Lich
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>>3267569
I'd take gorespammer over the piss shitting up the threads any day.

At least gorespammer was easy to ignore by comparison.
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>>3267601
rarifags vs. anyone who waifus an alicorn, go
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>>3267591
use dispostable.com
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>>3267601
No anon
We are the Rari of fags now
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>>3267569
I REMEMBER oh gosh i remember the gorespammer i remember diehardinapony i remember being in the thread when lauren told us to dance like the pathetic worms we are
was that really over a year ago, fuck

mlpg i thought i'd quit you why am i still here
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>>3267547
but
but why
why wouldn't they like her?
I like her...
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Did we get LK to do that Scratch cum inflation thing yet?
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>>3267610
>Rarity image

around here, implied implications like that are fighting words
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>>3267613
Big Mac confirmed for reasonably protective bro tier
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>>3267624
JUST TRY TO LEAVE
YOU CAN'T
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>>3267610

Big animals like horses and cows don't really make it easy to tell when they're pregnant.

At best they might be slightly wider just above their hips.

Heck, it's the same with people too, I once met a really tall athletic girl who was close to delivering and she didn't look pregnant at ALL
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>>3262323

Capped!
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>>3267605
Questionable moral code.
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>>3267605
Unbelievable?
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>>3267617
Celestiafags are the scum of the earth
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>>3267633
yes pls
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>>3267566
I told you already, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Give the guy some room to breathe. Jesus.
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>>3267568
I seem to be the only person without a beta key
I have filled out that damn survey on 3 steam accounts. no dice
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>>3267613
Well hey, maybe Mac will take the brunt of the work.
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>>3267616
I prefer new /MLP/G, and I'm an oldMLPGfag
I am a cancer wherever I go
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>>3267646
Fact
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>>3267624
Tears in the rain
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Ok, i had this crazy idea, what would happen if the browsers of /mlp/ were forced to live in a mansion together for 3 months straight?
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>>3267638
real horses are way too different from mlp ponies to make and real comparison
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>>3267624
yes, it was like 1 and half years ago Hops.
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>>3267646
I'll bite you motherfucker
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>>3267638
Horses and ponies pretty much turn into balloons, bro.
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>>3267057
Go do that thing linked upthread then.
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>>3267637
I just watched that show for the first time tonight.

Holy balls I haven't laughed that hard at a show in a while.
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>>3267650
This.

The more we pester Aspirant about it, the less enjoyable he's likely to find it because we've pressured him into it sooner. That has a knock-on effect on the quality of the quest, too.
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>>3267650
That's not the same guy.

You told that to me.
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look at this. not even having some Chinese Cartoons character can make her better. who likes Dash? seriously?
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>>3267642
>>3267644
Incredibly, undeniably, felonious
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GG some made a huge rant about how order of the stick has made huge money eventhough it's kind of stupid and poorly drawn. They made a screen-cap and said it should be sent to you next time you came around. Did you have a chance to see it?
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>>3267664
The mansion would disappear in a nuclear explosion of autism.
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>>3267658
it's not rigged or an election
she's just trying to see how much the ponies like her
also there are no other candidates running
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>>3267646
anon just yesterday you were saying twilight fags were the scum of the earth. Why must you be so inconsistent .
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>>3267613
We're not breathing a WORD of this to Apple Bloom.
Not. A. Word.
She asks, we say we went to stretch our legs and get some fresh air.
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>>3267646
Hey, be nice to sunpone, she works hard.
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>>3267684
You should totally write a story about her to make her feel better.
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>>3267664
We'd hole up in the basement and not come out ever.

We would forget that it was only supposed to be for three months, emerging two years later as a degenerated mass of pale, doughy flesh.
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>>3267469

Don't worry Hops, if you don't want to draw it now I'll just pester you with the same requests whenever I see you

which is what I do anyway
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>>3267634
I'm a Rarifag myself and I think the idea of a pergnant Rarity is super cute.

Oh god i've came to that Rarity blowjob animation like a dozen times now, why is she so perfect, i'm so terrible
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>>3267547
>Later that day you find yourself in Sugar Cube Corner, browsing for a cake, the bubbly pink pony behind the counter is nothing but chatter as she describes each one.
>"I just need something simple...It's just a little birthday."
>"Aw." she says, dejected. "Who buys their own birthday cake?"
>You chuckle and tell her it's not for you, but for a friend, she asks who it's for, you tell her.
>"Derpy? Why?"
>"Because it seems I am the only friend in town she has." you state flatly, not removing your gaze from a cake you found to your liking.
>"You point it out and Pinkie packs it up, trying her best to not meet your gaze, her mane seeming to have lost some volume since you came in.
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>>3267681
also, equestrian is run under a diarchy, the rulers rule till death, celestia and luna will not die, and so they will always rule
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>>3267677
The idea of even entertaining the notion of liking Rainbow Dash fills me with seething hatred and rage. Only the most despicable of people could do such a thing.
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>>3267684
metals come visit me when you get out of prison. pls.
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>>3267677
Beyond all hope.
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>>3267689
That's what I'm working on now, it's a request.
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>>3267683
Explain the black eye.
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>>3267698
She's okay.
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>>3267698
>>3267702
no one likes you're shit horse
fuck off you pricks
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>>3267704
Post a snippet? Please~?
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Could you faggots please stop dumping pictures of Rainbow Dash/cosplay?
It's getting a bit old.
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>>3267706
...we have a black eye?
I thought he just picked us up by the collar
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>>3267664
The smell of neckbeard sweat would be so strong that everyone would hallucinate their pony waifus and then proceed to try to rape them, only to rape some of the neckbeards in the process.
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>>3267634
>>3267693
>that feel when waifufags think you're there nigga
>you were just joking
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>>3267706
that was not canon
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>entitled manchildren actually have the auto-update less than 60 seconds
>They even have it less than 10 seconds
>mfw
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>>3267704
You're a wonderful person.
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>>3267713
Cry about it.
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>>3267713
We hate her too, Anon.

Were you not following the conversation~?
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>>3267713
>you're
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>>3267720
Slowfag please leave
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>>3267619

How?
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>>3267720
>Not having it set for an hour.
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>>3267720
B-but it's the only thread I have open!
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>>3267698

Dash was possibly likable in S1. In S2 she goes into HUGE CUNT mode. Unbearable. She was okay in Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>3267718
>there

fuck
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>>3267725
yeah why would anyone even LIKE rainbow dash?
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>>3267720
By the time you see this message I'll be long gone:
I have it set to 1, fucker!
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>>3267732
go to the site
press the button
print the page out
run an edge across your open eye
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>>3267735
>>3267731

If it's a fast thread like MLPG I manually update faster. Otherwise I have it set to 90 seconds.
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>>3267742
It's not like she's got pretty eyes or anything.
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>>3267664
>rape
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How would Rainbow Dash feel about cum inflation? She's always so concerned about maintaining a perfect form, she must sometimes fantasize about letting go, possibly guilty about leaving you on the ground with blue balls so often. She certainly enjoys drinking your protein shake, but what would it be like if you came inside of her like you were meant to?

How would you talk her into it?
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>>3267748
best pony
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>>3267701
I'm not in prison silly, at least I'm not right now.

>>3267714
‘Oh god I killed a princess. No, stop, don’t think that. She’s fine, just go and check on her.’ You take a tentative step forward, the clack of your shoe echoing around the room like a gunshot. “Hey, Celestia? It, uh, it’s Anon. Are you okay?”
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Would you go on a date with Mabel pony?
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>>3267748
She doesn't even have a gorgeous mane with wonderful colours and an unkempt style that evokes her unruly and carefree nature or anything.
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>>3267743

I read this message at 4:29. Is less than one minute's delay in reading a message that big a deal?

And at 1 second you're basically DDOS'ing the site. I don't want 4chan to die or be sold to someone who'll sanitize it.
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>>3267725
>twidash
Cosmo pls go back to your stream.
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>>3267696
well geez...
don't I feel like an ass now
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>>3267748
I want to chill with her on a comfy cloud six thousand feet up.
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>>3267747
I wish you could set different speeds for different boards. I'd let my /d/ threads update once every 2600 seconds, my /co/ threads update every 120 seconds, and my mlpg and /vg/ threads update every 60 seconds.
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>>3267732
sign up on alienware with rarityisthebestpone@dispostable.com
then go to dispostable, enter rarityisthebestpone and hit check mail
and there you go
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How's everyone chillin?
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>>3267755
>This entire post
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>>3267764
Do your part, faggot. One day freedom will come to this land.
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>>3267743
>setting it to one
>not realising it auto-defaults to 5 seconds because Moot asked the programmers to make it that way so his site isn't being bombarded
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>>3267745
>>3267745
..what.
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>>3267762
And what about her voice? What business does she have having a voice that sounds that nice?
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>>3267755
Sneak up on her in her sleep obviously. It's a lot harder to convince her before she's tried it.
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>>3267772

That'd be nice.
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>>3267774
We mad and sad
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>>3267759
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poot
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>>3267568
>friends love DOTA 2, keep bugging me to join them.
>try a bot game, get my shit kicked in
>fuck it, go full study. look up guides, etc. kept a notebook of info
>try a bot game again
>still get my shit thrashed

fuck this game
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>>3267774
I think some people don't like Dash.
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>>3267759
yes pls messy hair celestia
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>>3267785
It's stupid because her voice cracks make her sound terrible.
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>>3267759
Oh god do we choke out a princess with our dick

please
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>>3267771
just make sure she doesn't drop you.
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>>3267772
Email the developers with your idea and they may be able to implement it.
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>>3267808
How do you feel about Sweetie's voice crack?
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>>3267755
I think Rainbow Dash would love cum inflation. That feeling of warm contentment settling in her stomach would probably feel amazing for her.
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>>3267664
we'd all raid each other of our MLP merchandise and kill anyone with the same waifu as us
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>>3267781

You can edit the script yourself.

Yes, this is how man children and stubborn they are. They're editing the script themselves to help destroy the site because getting 4chan is real time is so important to them. If they miss a message by 30 seconds their life will end or something.
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>>3267811
I'd be cool with a little skydiving.

Race her to the bottom. As long as she catches me.
She better fucking catch me I'll kill her if I die.
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>>3267821
yiffy pls go
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>>3267821
>stomach
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>>3267664

Similar to /v/ mansion.

It wouldn't work. Too many of us are losers or lazy. A few would have to pay the bills. They would get annoyed.
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>>3267808
Completely awful.
And those moments when her usual tough-girl attitude falters? Are you shitting me? What the fuck is this shit? Get that bullshit outta here.
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>>3267810
Don't be silly anon, I don't share my hardcore deepthroating stories.
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>>3267829
lol
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>>3267817
Sweetie's voice cracks also make her an awful pone.

She's not the prettiest most perfect filly at all. No sirree.
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Would you slap a chubby pony on the ass?
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>>3267840
>Don't be silly anon, I don't share my hardcore deepthroating stories.

Aww, why not?
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>>3267840
I take back my praise of you then

________;_;________
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>>3267841
This one made me chuckle.
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>>3267842
And I would most certainly never read her bedtime stories.
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>>3267841
Yiffy is my favourite fanartist.
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>>3267822
>Not uniting all the [x]fags under one banner
>Not conquering the house
>Not spreading your empire to the cul-de-sac

You are pleb tier
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>>3267827
>having sex with dash
>she pulls you off the cloud
>you and her fall locked together for what seems like forever
>she pulls up at the last second
>best orgasm of your life
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>>3267821
Stomach or womb?

This is important.
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>>3267836
I don't get how anyone could like it when she shows her fun and prankster side. Are people insane?!
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>>3267836

If they toned down "Rainbow Cunt" mode a bit, Dash would be the best written and most interesting character on the show. I am okay with her being a bit annoying but they go a bit overboard and make her almost a villain.
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>>3267568
>You have no active keys, and there are no keys available at this time.
>>
>tfw Glamourkat hats us
>tfw FlashinthePan hats us
>tfw Diehard in a Pony hats us
>tfw we have no one to blame but ourselves
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>>3267832
What?

DO ponies have more than one stomach?
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>>3267857
Womb, I think by stomach he meant her belly
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>>3267857
What about both?
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Would you slip a glass rod down your urethra and let applejack kick you in the dick?
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>>3267696
>Her birthday is today, and you are armed with your cake.
>You thought of getting her a gift, but to be honest, you figure this was pushing it.
>You knock on her door and she answers, tentatively at first, but when she sees who it is she smiles and opens the door fully.
>You smile and squat down to her level with the small box and open it, revealing the birthday cake inside, and before you can say anything a near thunderous sound erupts from behind you.
>"SURPRISE!"
>You are both nearly bowled over from shock, you manage to save the cake from flying into Derpies face.
>You slowly turn around as she pokes her head to the side to see.
>You don't know how an entire town managed to sneak up behind you, but somehow it did.
>Balloons, streamers, the works, it's all there, ponies cheering, stamping their hooves on the ground and all around having a good time.
>And standing in front of it all is Pinkie, who looks a little worse for wear.
>You are at a loss for words, then you feel a hoof on your back. "Did you do this? For me?"
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>>3267856
Funnest pony.
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>>3267852
I wouldn't ever walk her to school as she excitedly told me about the cool science lesson she is supposed to be having that day.

And I would never pick her up with a hug and promise to take her for an ice cream because she got a gold star for good behaviour.
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>>3267863
they're just all teeth inside anon
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hey guys if you have any requests I'll do them just ask me in the ask box by hitting "reply" on that 4chan thing right there here is my art I've been thingking of making a portfolio but yeah just request me somethign nd ill draw it 4 u
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>>3267859
So you want her to be more Tsundere?~
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>>3267857
Cum inflation via womb is completely impossible.
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>>3267858
You heard what she said.
"I love fun things."
She can never be forgiven.
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>>3267875
What?

Why?

Hell no.
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>>3267862
>That feel when you avoided pony threads like the plague
>That feel when you don't contribute to the early horsefuckery
>That feel when not a horsefucker
>That feel when everything went to shit around you
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>>3267849

Aw, okay.

>>3267848

Because they're still in my head. Writing dark themes is hard for me, because what I write tends to emotionally influence and involve me. I realize that sounds super faggy and emo, but it's what happens.
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>>3267875
>tfw posts like these are why we never get visited by animators or show staff any more
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>>3267875
yes
it would mean marshmallow horse exist and even if I lose my dick i'd get to tell mlpg i touched an actual pony
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>>3267884
As soon as she said that I closed the front door and told her to leave.

We totally didn't go out and do silly things together.
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>>3267875
That's stupid, you're stupid.
Go sit in a corner and go think about what you did.
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>>3267881
Applejack eating apples and cheese
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>>3267883
>realism
>catgirl
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>>3267890
>dark themes
Well geez Metals, it doesn't have to be RAPE.
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>>3267882
does it count as tsundere if there's no romance involved? because honestly I'd rather leave the tsun-tsun to fanon Dash
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>>3267875
Oh god yes.

But maybe she could toy around with it a little before she kicks it?
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>>3267875
>>3267891

Ironic sex postings.
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>>3267905
Na, I actually agree with you. I love the vulnerable tough girl act. That's why she's my favorite.
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>>3267889
>>3267891
we are that feel
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>>3267890
Pff, that's nothing. A favorite character dying in a book can put me out for a week (only happened once, but still).

I understand completely. But who says hardcore deepthroating has to be rape? Especially when a goddess is involved, does she even need to breathe? She could just get right on there, take you to the base, and hold it for hours at a time.

I doubt you'll last that long, though.
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Someone draw Fluttershy as a dragon, fucking a 1967 21 window deluxe VW Bus full of critters sexing and cheering her on.
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>>3267896
>liking fun
It's like she doesn't even know us.
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>>3267911
Those lead to real sex ponies and greentext stories about cum inflation. And a ton of "joke" porn art.
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>>3267854
who would want to be a leader of a bunch of neckbeards?
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>>3267613

>You finally, after the last few agonizing minutes, are able to relax, slumping against the wall with a sigh of relief.
>You're not sure if you'll be able to sleep after this, though. Staring down an oncoming train would have been less taxing, you think to yourself.
>"One last thing--"
>You look up at Big Mac, who looks over his shoulder at you, picking up a shotgun he must have left leaning against the wall of the barn.
>"If you're gonna be courtin' her, I don't see no problem with you two bein' close and all... but if I see a snake where it ain't supposed to be, I blow its head off."
>He pops a couple of shells of buckshot out of the breech, pocketing them as he snaps it closed, and puts the gun on his shoulder, before giving you one last look. "Get me?"
>You nod so hard you're afraid you'll give yourself whiplash, and he starts back toward the house.
>"Sleep tight, loverboy." You can hear the smile in his voice.
>quietly as you can, you sneak back into the hayloft
>peeking over the edge, you see Applebloom sleeping soundly.
>you ease yourself back into the sleeping bag, and content yourself with putting an arm around her - and a little space between your hips and hers...
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>>3267935
>real sex ponies
Oh fuck, I just freudian slip'd myself.
I'll excuse myself from this conversation now.
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>>3267929
Already been drawn.
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>>3267891
Or maybe they left, because they were no longer needed?

Naw I'm just fucking with you, they don't like the porn being posted
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>>3267706
>>3267716
>>3267719

There is no black eye. He picked you up by the collar and he never actually struck you.
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>>3267929
Stop demanding this, you're starting to remind me of the bedwetting guy. And hell, at least Timberwolf Rape Guy only does it when an artist asks for requests.
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>>3267890
Hate to add on to the train, but hardcore deepthroating can be consensual and happy for all.
Hell, TAW wrote a second-person hardcore deepthroating story ages ago. You were even the one doing the sucking.
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>>3267935

I can never tell where the line between ironic and serious pony sexual attraction ends on MLPG. Some of it is clearly ironic humor, but a lot of it is serious.
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>>3267879
God. Talk about the worst little sister ever.
And worst of all, she probably wouldn't be able to get enough of you. She'd think you were the best thing since sliced bread.
God DAMN that would be annoying.
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>>3267962
You don't uh

you didn't happen to

you know
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>>3267952
aw shit this is actually pretty cute.
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>>3267952

>Dash: Fluttershy
>Fluttershy: Oh, um, yes Dash?
>Dash: Why are we so fucking shiny?
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>>3267902
>>3267927
>>3267962

Well yeah. Sorry, I guess I got a little wrapped up in my own thoughts there.

And I have to say, I really would like to write something with dom/sub relationships or even some BDSM. But hey, I am at the whim of the requestors. They want high tea with the princess, I serve it up.
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>>3267936
I'd use their rage as a weapon.
They would be as fearsome as they are fat.
I would be Caesar.
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>>3267953
I really do think that a a few at least occasionally visit /mlp/ just never reveal who they are. For what it's worth.
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>>3267880
>implying
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>>3267962
Wasn't it Fluttershy? Or was that a different story?

Wait, no, that was Ponywife Asshole wasn't it.
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>>3267929
>Sexing

Read that as sexting.

Now I'm imaging dragon!Shy holding a tiny tiny cellphone while humping a van
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>>3267934
How could anyone like fun?

The idea sickens me, and Rainbow Dash sickens me for liking fun things.
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>>3267876
>You stammer, trying to explain that you didn't plan this at all, but Pinkie cuts you off.
>"Anon made me realize that we had forgotten about a very important pony in our town!" She looks down and kicks at noting in particular in-front of her.
>"C-can you forgive us?"
>The pink pony is tackled by a blur of grey, you fear the worst until you notice the giggling.
>Not bringing a gift was a good idea, this was enough.
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>>3267963
I am dead serious
there's a horse-drawn carriage tour place literally down the street from my apartment and I've had to stop myself from staring while walking to work some days.
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>>3267946
>your attempts to keep distance between the two of you proves futile when she puts her arms around you, clinging to you like you're some sort of oversized teddy-bear
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>>3267968
>>3267983
Nah, it was You/Soarin.
http://pastebin.com/KXSE9hgP
Line 81.
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>>3267996
...What did I request?

Anyway, this is Daisy's fanon boyfriend.
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>>3267989
ponies are addicted to fun. you can gauge this by their hair
most fun frizzy wild hair
least fun straight hair
the frizzy hair pones have the most fun
also if a pone loses its hair it dies
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>>3267964
Even worse, she'd argue with you and it wouldn't be the most adorable thing ever.

You'd never find her arguments the cutest thing ever, and it wouldn't frustrate her more because she's trying to get her point across and all you're doing is squashing her cheeks together and going "D'awwwww you're the custest little thing!"

That would be terrible.
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>>3267994
Posts like this make me wonder why I hang out with you odd niggas.
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>>3267953
Didn't FitP admit to saving a rule 34 pic once?

I could have sworn he did.
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>>3267725
20 min in the GIMP.

There should be more of these.
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>>3268013
i have no idea how i ended up replying to your post that first time

but thank you
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His heart will be bloated and swollen, just like his soul
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>>3268014
Chapter 2 where?
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>>3268022
One of CT's iirc.
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>>3268027
he should go see a doctor
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>>3268022
He did, but he said he liked it for its "artistic qualities".
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>>3267974
Metals, what are you even doing up, I thought you were a LEast Coaster.
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>>3267946
CAN TEENANON KEEP THE BEAST ASLEEP
TUNE IN NEXT POST, FEEL FANS
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>>3268014

What does that make curly and poofy hair ponies?
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>>3268016
>not listening to what she has to say
man that's not cool
I hated it when grownups did that to me
I just wanted someone to talk to me like what I had to say actually mattered
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>>3268036
>Not still being up on the Beast coast
>Not working night shifts

It's like I'm surrounded by casuals
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>>3268034
>artist qualities

Do I even need to say it?
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>>3268038
Best and cutest pony, respectively.
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>>3268028
tomrrowow hiro i promise i feel like shit atm and cant remember my gdocs password
>>3268038
at risk for infection
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>>3268038
curly pone is shit
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>>3268050
Hey, to be fair, that was back when Railgunner was good.
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>>3268050
Yes. You do need to say it. What is being implied here? Please tell me.
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>>3267971
>"Really high humidity levels today, Dash."
>"Oh."
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I may make your guys hang out without me during summer severe hiatus. certainly, my pace may decrease.

if I take request and finish pic, then I'm going to upload recent ones on pixiv.

btw, give me your request.
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>>3268030
CT? I'm terrible at remembering people.
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Which pony has the largest vulva?
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>>3268056
your shit
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>>3268037
I was the anon who did most of the night-cuddling part. thank you for continuing it. that was some quality >feeling
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sorry I was away for a bit

here's the uncensored version of that alternate page
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>>3268058
That he saved it for reasons not so wholesome.
>>
I've thought about the utter hilarity of producing a series where Morgan Freeman and Patrick Stewart read out fan fiction (including erotic fan fiction). You could get a kick starter and ask for donations.

But then there's that little voice that says "that's a horrible waste of money, and that should be put to better use"
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>>3268055
You're misspelling shit everywhere. I love you man, but go to bed.
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>>3268050
I used to save pony 34 because it was cute.
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>>3268065
Crookedtrees
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>>3268037
I think fear can keep that beast far and away from the tree with the forbidden fruit.
Because fuck, that is one scary older bro...
Also he is going to make our entire body hurt after he is done with us with all the farm labor, isn't he?
He wants to see a city boy do some real farm labor.

Also sorry if that Derpy thing fell flat, had to get it out of my head
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>>3268063
Japanon is still with us

I can't express how happy that makes me
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>>3268053
You are my nigger and I want to buy you a beverage of the alcoholic kind.
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>>3268036
Doing stimulants all night and writing/working for my new dept./posting in the horsefucker general.

Seaty Belts taught me that sleeping is gay, gotta pone fast.
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>>3268063
Sapphire Shores cum inflation optional
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>>3268072
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GG
YES THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT
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>>3268020
>>3267994

Interest in beastiality is pretty low around here. It's mostly one or two guys tops.
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>>3268072
DO THIS AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL CASTRATE YOU
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>>3268072
You wonderful bastard
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>>3268063
Fluttershy caught in the rain, looking through Twilight's window, too scared to knock and asked to be let in.
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>>3268055
No worries.
Get some rest.
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>>3267964

WHO in their right mind would want to catch frogs with her? Or go to the park? She'd just run around all over the place and ask you to push her on the swings and ughhhhhhhhh...!
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>>3268072
I like Decartes and Neutral Milk Hotel better, thank you very much.
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>>3268072
I knew this was going to happen, but I'm angry about it anyways.
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>>3268085
>>3268088
what
you wanted it
I never said there was anything under the censors
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>>3268074
>But then there's that little voice that says "that's a horrible waste of money, and that should be put to better use"
Fuck that bullshit, there's nothing wrong with people paying for something they want.
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>>3268071

No problem. I like the collaborative approach anyway - you made that part more fun to write.
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>>3268076
>Tfw you do the exact same thing
>You end up looking through your recently saved images and shamefully deleting the 34
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>>3268081
I could really use one right now.
Stay sexy.
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>>3268072
wait WAIT. that's all, isn't it? THERE WAS NEVER ANY FULL VERSION AT ALL WAS THERE? SAY IT AIN'T SO GG, SAY IT AIN'T SO.
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>>3267946

Guys.

Guys.

He said we're courting Applebloom now.

I'm so happy...!
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>>3268103
>crotch brassiere

Heh.
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>>3268063
>>3268063
what about my yesterday's request? Chrysalix x NMM sexualish cuddles?
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>>3268118
He does that all the time.
It's so.
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>>3268118
>gg ever actually releasing the uncensored versions of anything he censors
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>>3268111
So...who are you? Or are you just another Anon >feelsmith?
either way, you are the hero MLPG deserves
>>
7th ep of GF when?
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>>3267981
>Mount Chrysalis, and am immediately traspped by her clawgina. Experience most intense orgasm ever as she sucks the soul out of my body, leaving only my dessicated husk

I'm okay with this.
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>>3268136
Thursday
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>>3268118
>wait WAIT. that's all, isn't it? THERE WAS NEVER ANY FULL VERSION AT ALL WAS THERE? SAY IT AIN'T SO GG, SAY IT AIN'T SO.
yes that's what I'm saying, yes
just like I never actually drew a dick beneath this
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BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN
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>>3268103
>>3268122
Actually I saw some mares the other day, and their crotchboobs can get pretty damn droopy.
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>>3268121
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>>3268090
Are you implying shipping?
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What if GG really is a girl?

How much more awesome does that make the likes of CCC and Player One?
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>>3268121
Let's not screw this up, yeah?
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>>3268103
GLITTER YOU HAVE STABBED MY DICK
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>>3268121
>I'm so happy.
Just wait till he has us working.
Cityboy is going to feel pain.
He will have sore muscles he never knew he had.
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>>3268103
It looks like she is wearing some stylish sunglasses from the thumbnail.
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why is derpy such a lovable pony
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>>3268134

I have a few names around here. Lyranon/Anon 11 is one of them.
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>>3268153
We can take it.
We can endure it.
We can do it.

For her.
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>>3268144
PICS
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>>3268143
>using a comic as your soapbox

WHY BUCKLEY, WHY
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>>3268149
GG is a girl, but goes out of her way to make that seem unlikely because the last time it happened someone nearly posted her nudes on 4chan.
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>>3268105
>>3268074

I've heard that they're both relatively "game" for most projects too. You could just contact their agents and ask what the price is. All you'd need is to get a bit of recording equipment, go to their house when they're free for a day and do the recordings.

Then maybe artists could do still images to add to the dramatizations.

300 million dollars domestic I say.
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>>3268153
We'll endure it
For her.
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What does it feel like to be able to write purdy.
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>>3268147
Not really, but a little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
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>>3268159
Keep on doing what you're doing. A good >feel around here is always refreshing.
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>>3268147
>soft shading
>hard outlines
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>>3268160
>>3268167
NOW we're talking.
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>>3268170
purple
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>browsan MLPG
>see a shadow in the corner of my eye
>pause the game and turn on the light
>motherfucking 2-inch long centipede on my ceiling
>muster up the courage to kill it
>it falls from the ceiling and scurries under my furniture

what the fuck do i do now? it could be anywhere!
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>>3268137
>She tries, but the bindings prevent her from doing it.
>She is powerless against you as you start pumping into her.
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>>3268153
Bring the pain
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>>3268170
Like bags of wet sand.
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>>3268172

Aye-aye. When the muse strikes me, I'll spin another story with you guys again.
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>>3268164
I remember back on /tg/chan everyone seemed to be under the impression that GG was a girl
I always figured it was just a joke
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>>3268170
>>3268180
Heh.
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>>3267138
i'd have lunch-sex with rarity

could you imagine gently humping away at her slick vagina as you balance a plate on her back and talk about the days events, your voice quavering and knees weakening every once in a while with a particularly pleasurable thrust or squeeze from her vagina

having sex while doing mundane activities is my dream
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>>3268181
>MLPG the Game
What's that like?
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>>3268181
centipedes can be highly venomous
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>>3268143
At least post a semi-relevant one.
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>>3268165
Patrick Stewart said he loves doing American Dad voice acting because it's a breath of fresh air from serious acting.

I admit I only enjoyed American Dad because of PS.
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>>3267946

Tell me one of you guys is capping this!!
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>>3268198
Cool thumbnail.
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>>3268181
Burn it down.
Burn it all down.
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>>3268190
Trust me, she's ugly. Ten to one she writes so much Femsnails because it's the character that most closely resembles herself.
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>>3268165
>>3268199
I would toss in like $10 to get Patrick Stewart to read some god awful erotic MLP fanfic.
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>>3268198

>saving a thumbnail
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>>3268206
We'll sic sentenal on it.
He won't be able to resist.
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>>3268208
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>>3268195
Rarity wouldn't be able to make dresses very well if you were fucking her from behind at the same time.
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>>3268199
I guess it's the same as how Mayor Adam West was the best character in Family Guy.
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>>3268181
Your ear canal is quite a tempting spot to rest up for the night, dude. Centipedes love moist warm cubby holes.

Better get yourself some cotton wool. Plug up the dick hole and your nose, too. Maybe your ass just to be safe.
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>We will never pool the money to hire Patrick Stewart to read this.
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>>3268216
does it matter?
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>BLACK TWILIGHT

>BLACK TWILIGHT

>BLACK TWILIGHT

>BLACK TWILIGHT

>BLACK TWILIGHT

>BLACK TWILIGHT
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>>3268190
GG is as much of a girl as Zone tan is a girl.

And I can tell you right now that Zone isn't a girl, no chance in hell.
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>>3268241
>caring about black Twilight
>when there's a motherfucking black Fluttershy in the same image
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>>3268232
I bet if we told all the brony folk that we were getting him to voice something like My Little Dashie they would pitch in enough to make it happen.

And then we have him read whatever we want.
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>>3268232
oh god help

my shit

it's in his voice in my head
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>>3268224
her dresses come out all shitty and smelling of cum and vagina

she presents them to customers with her mane all disheveled and with cum in it

no one notices
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>>3268209
Oh wow that's cool.

Did you do that or did you find it somewhere?
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>>3268190
I've actually met GG back when she lived in Portland. Pretty chill and kinda funny but yeah, would not fuck.
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>>3268198
>>3268219
>>3268208
Sorry, I don't know how I managed that.
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>>3268250
fluttershy is black
specifically muslim
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>>3268241
>Caring
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>>3268261
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>>3268255
>implying that is any different than normal
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>>3268181
Get a cat.
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>>3268263
>implying
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ok requester, heres your bgpone makeout drawing
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>>3268265
>>3268250
but you've gotta share
you've gotta care
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>>3268195
>sex with Rarity at all odd hours while doing all other sorts of random things

>she has to start a dress over because she messed up a line of stitches
>she burns the juice making breakfast
>Fancypants wonders why Rarity doesn't seem to pay attention to what he says over the phone
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>>3268274
Smokin
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hey guys rate my new comic its going to be part of a new series by me
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>>3268241
>Black dude Fluttershy.
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>>3268246
What if we're all girls?
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What should I read tonight?

I'm open to fics as long as they don't blow.
Adventures are a plus.
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>>3268232
>>
ilu mlpg
stay beautiful
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>>3268189

Some of the guys who come through here are like modern-day writers, typewriters or laptops in tow who spend a day in a cafe working on a novel.

...others are like wandering Greek poets who set down in town, and just start telling a story to whoever's listening.
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>>3268289
The Long Earth
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>>3268286
I wish I were a girl.
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>>3268257
No, it is not mine, it is form some tumblr, artist posted some re-make of her old works in new execution with new skills.

Pic unrelated, just for Mayor Mare fans.
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>>3268195
What if the sex itself becomes mundane? What if she stops you in the middle of a pleasant walk through the park and asks you to give her some relief? Would you pound her winking marecunt in public, ponies paying you no mind as you casually slake her lust? Would you ask her for a little help if you got needy in the middle of dinner at a restaurant? Would you mind if she slipped under the table and sucked you off as you continued to enjoy your meal, the waiter refilling your glass for you as you pump your hot seed down Rarity's throat?
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>>3268268
Anime is for pedophiles? Teenage girls shouldn't dress provocatively? The guy is kind of an ass?

What's the joke here?
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>>3268297
but you are, anon
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>>3268293

And when they're done, they pick up and go on their way. Perhaps to return the next day, perhaps never to be seen again.
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>>3268270
>Lyra is banned from owning Beardy Humans.
>One of her neighbors Beardy Humans managed to knock a hole in one of her walls and explores the place.
>She only catches glimpses of it.
>Is convinced the house is haunted by vengeful human spirits.
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>>3268143
Okay I don't follow CAD like at fucking all but Buckley has to know that his slack-jawed facial style has been the subject of ridicule for "YEARS right?

How has he done nothing to improve it even by accident in that time?
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>>3268274
gracias hops, i owe you 1 blowjob. now to ask one of my color friends to color this.

unless someone in mlpg would like to try.
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I am suprised that no one asked any of the V/As to read off lines of their fanfiction at comic con.
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>>3268290
What about if Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart read alternating paragraphs of a fanfiction, and voiced certain characters?

>they read that Discord X Celesta fic
>McKellen is Celestia
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>>3268297
You're already a girl.
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>>3268318
what makes you think that hasn't happens?
It happens at every con everywhere
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>>3268297
A little girl?
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>>3268246
>>3268246
Wait, we still don't know ZONE's gender?
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>>3268289
Find feely
Read
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>>3268181
>>motherfucking 2-inch long centipede on my ceiling
>>muster up the courage to kill it

NO THEY ARE BROS. LEAVE THEM BE.

Those guys are predators. They eat other insects. They are silent guardians trying to protect you, just like spiders. Imagine if a bug extermination company offered to sell you hundreds of little drone robots that would patrol your house and kill smaller insects for you. How much would be a reasonable price for that? A few hundred? But Centipede-bros do it for free.

Also:
>They are generally considered harmless to humans.[10] Bites (stings) are extremely uncommon, and the forcipules of most house centipedes are not strong enough to penetrate human skin. Stings are generally no worse than a bee's sting, with its venom causing redness and mild to severe swelling.[11][12]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata#
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>>3268289
Why not read actual literature rather than awful fanfiction?
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>>3268302
>Would you pound her winking marecunt
>the waiter refilling your glass for you as you pump your hot seed down Rarity's throat?

I don't get you sometimes, general.
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>Ross is joining the air force because he's being kicked out of his home
>We won't be seeing him for 12 weeks
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>>3268301
oh my
...i havent seen that one before

hahaha remember when i ran a dumb askblog about mayor mare being a cougar hahaha what a silly blog
i almost want to bring it back
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>>3268314
>it actually is
>she doesn't know that all she has to do to put them to rest is write their names on a piece of paper and tap it to and expensive piece of furniture.
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>>3268317

>colouring Hop's stuff

I prefer it monocolour.
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>>3268312
And sometimes they linger.
Behind the scenes.
Below the grain.
Hardly noticed.
But part of everything.
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>>3268343
WOOOOOOOOOO
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>>3268316
He doesn't care because his fans keep throwing money at him.
Why improve?
Why change?
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>>3268328
uh, what?
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>>3268327
It's still a subject of debate, yes.

One side is just as vehement as the other, and if you're on one side the other will call you out as being very stupid.

You can't even be neutral, such is the veracity of either party's belief.
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>>3268327
Its a closely guarded secret.

In all seriousness, Glitter Glue is almost definitely male. The drawing by his IRL friend made him a male pony, and he seems to have an incredibly misogynistic view on woman as equaled only by Shadman, who is also male.
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>>3268289
I just saw the Hangover the other day. Been thinking of reading the fim parody.
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>>3268302
Is she the only one like this or are most ponies nymphos?
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>>3268334
>if its not published, it sucks

yeah, enjoy thinking that.
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>>3268334
Because literature means taking time
Fanfiction is quick.

Got to go fast, anonymous.
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>>3268343
THE BEST POSSIBLE THING
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>>3268360
My own mother has very misogynistic views on women, man.

It's not uncommon for a gender to hate their own.
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>>3268306

>>>/a/
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>be miserable and fat and lonely and 22
>mother says she would be my girlfriend if she were a girl my age
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>>3268345
BRING IT BACK YOU DICK-LOVING FOOL
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>>3268360
Plus, he had to leave his home. If he was female he could have just whored himself for rent.
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>>3268333
So cute~!
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>>3268347
Does anyone else find the really unattractive?
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>>3268355
You heard me.
Do it.
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>>3268365
It's more that ponies have no sex taboo.
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>>3268333
I've actually never really minded centipedes.
I prefer them to spiders, at least.
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>>3268343
I hope he enjoys sitting in a chair somewhere in Bangalore.
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>>3268376
ouch
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>>3268382
Moths are cuter.
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>>3268358
>you can't be neutral

How about "I don't get off to flash porn, and Zone is a nonentity to me"
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>>3268343
>Ross gets offended that someone would fire on his fighter.
>Decides to get close and rant at them.
>Never heard from again.
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>>3268241

I don't care about Cosplay.
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>>3268345

Hopps, you draw mares/ May I ask for some erotic with NMM but a bit unusual, without slutty or seductive look. You need to draw her appealing and sexy avoiding usual cliche and tropes. Can you do that? (visible featured bits are quite welcome)

I hope it is not too much to ask
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>>3268333
Yeah, see the argument for these bastards and spiders is they eat up smaller insects.

The thing is, SMALLER INSECTS AREN'T FUCKING CREEPY. I'd rather be a bro and kill the creepy fuckers eating the smaller insects than let these "bros" skitter across my floor eating the less unattractive bugs.
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>>3268373
Exactly, an' filthy niggahs are filthy niggahs.
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>>3268386
you said 3 words.
none of which result in any relevant google results or really make any sense.
Please try again coherently
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>>3268302
>mating in public is perfectly normal in Equestria despite their sentience

U.... unf.
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>>3268387
But extremely casual sex isn't anywhere near as fun as all the mares or all the stallions being incredibly needy all the time.
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>>3268360
>he seems to have an incredibly misogynistic view on woman
oh not this shit again
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>>3268350
It just baffles me that someone can do any activity regularly for years at a time and not even slightly improve at it.
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>>3268376
That's just offensive.
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how long do I need to draw before I'm considered 'good'?
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>>3268397
>On his fighter
What would he paint on the nose of the plane?
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>>3268395
Oh shit we moths now.
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>>3268397
inb4 he gets dishonorably discharged
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>>3268397
>implying they'd let anyone as unstable as Ross fly a jet
He'd be a tech, at best.
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>>3268376
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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>>3268376
>She wants your dick.
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>>3268405
I don't do coherent. Sorry.
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>>3268416
When you think you're good.
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>>3268413
i love you just the way you are GG. even though you are a cocktease and should just draw the damn scene. but other than that i would totally let you fuck my sister.
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Why is MLPG, despite the infighting sometimes relatively chill and rational compared to much of 4chan? God damn /v/ is a cesspit. /tv/ is some bizzaro pedo land populated by god awful trip-fags.

I'm thinking it's age. I think just the average age of MLPG is higher.

I'm 27. How old are you guys?
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>>3268289
>What should I read tonight?

A real book.
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>>3268419
I saved a moth at work tonight. I just can't bring myself to hurt them.
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>>3268416
When you reach the point that other people in an anonymous community are sucking your dick metaphorically.
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>>3268417
His Pinkie.
>His own squad shoots him down.
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>>3268063
Pi-Pinkie Pie wearing Ms. Mowz outfit from Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door?
Tail curled to make a heart shape?
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>>3268413
You cannot deny that it is true.

but

I'd like to see you try.
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>>3268333
>Not just owning a dog/cat
>Which eats all the insects
>And isn't creepy
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>>3268440
18 I'm sorry
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>>3268385
its p gross i agree

>>3268400
hm. so a NMM thats sexy but... not?
so she's being seductive without trying to LOOK seductive, is that the idea behind your request
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>>3268440
42
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>>3268440
20
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>>3268360
But it is easy, anon. How much actual females hide their gender? Rose? Jessy? Kitty? None of the female visitors ever did that. But now, take, for example, Terse, MegaSweet, Tiara, TAW, PHN, etc etc etc - any male drawfags whom gender was questioned - remember how they acted?

This is just 2+2, open book.
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>>3268343
>Just scrapes pas basic training
>Starts telling captains how to use their rifle
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>>3268376
Do it.
Please get video.
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>>3268440
23
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Hey Hops.

Do you take commissions?
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>>3268440
28 in two weeks.
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>>3268419
Ok
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>>3268448
They are so chill.

I had one chill on my shoulder for an hour while I played vidya just after I rescued it from landing and getting stuck in my hair.
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>>3268440
23.
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>>3268456
Maybe he wants you to drawn her looking powerful or confident?
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>>3268440
I hate to sound hipster but it's all about insularity. We're part of the ponies thing, which keeps out the general 4chan population, but we're cantankerous, so the bronies stay out, too.

The other communities fall to shit because they let everyone come in.
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>>3268459
and Squeak. don't forget him.
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>>3268456
No, sexy NMM without usual cliches, more like tasteful nudity or erotic.
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>>3268468
crappy res, need bigger
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>>3268440
24 just turned.
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>>3268440
31
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>>3268453
I'll wait till there's a defensible statement instead of just blanket terms and vague accusations
it's an absurd thing to accuse and I find it ridiculous
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>>3268448
HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE.
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>>3268440
19

It's hard to get mad over pastel ponies.
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>>3268454

I also have a cat. So it's a nice combo.
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>>3268414
He keeps cuts of faces and shit from characters and literally just pastes things together.
I doubt he even draws anymore.
He just drags and clicks comics together.
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>>3268369
>Fanfiction is quick.

Short stories nigga SHORT STORIES.
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I want to make people feel good with my art.
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>>3268456

Hops pls draw Shining Armour getting pounded by one of his underlings

While Cadence holds his head in her lap and pets his mane and coos 'Good boy'
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>>3268302

What if Rarity takes you to the Grand Galloping Gala and stops you in the middle of the ballroom parquet, bends over and signals you to do her in the midst of all the fine music and high society? What if her madly gulping vagina slurped you in up to the hilt, locking you down to blow load after hot load of semen into her while all of Canterlot's uppercrust danced around you? Can you imagine the look on her face as her belly distended from the sheer volume, stretching the fabric of her dress until the buttons popped out and skipped across the hardwood? You had certainly done it out in the streets before but never at a huge event like this.

As you attempt to dry off the thick, gooey stains on your pants you keep pace with her as you walk past a mortified Blueblood. Rarity pays him no mind, idly lapping up the stray juices that got on your hands in between her words, "I do so love a gentleman who doesn't mind getting dirty."
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>>3268440
5 and a half
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>>3268360
> and he seems to have an incredibly misogynistic view on woman

I'm not really seeing that. I just see pervy sex jokes.
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>>3268440

19
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>>3268454
>implying cats, suddenly alert and fuck staring into the void of space in the room while it's late isn't creepy
>implying you haven't heard those stories where they can see things humans can't
>implying you aren't thinking at that point "Oh shit there's something in the room with us and the cat is staring at it."
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>>3268495
>saying out loud that you reported someone
what are you doing
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>>3268440
Just turned 20.
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I don't care about age. I've seen some 15-year-olds carry a more intelligent discussion than most.
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>>3268416
Your inner critic will NEVER be satisfied.
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>>3268454
>tfw picking up the fly swatter earns a cat suddenly at full attention.
>"Time to murder, kitty!"
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we /mlp/ now
Thread age: 1 hour, 32 minutes and 12 seconds
Posts in /mlp/: 1 448 last 10 mins: 166
Posts in thread: 647 (44.68%) last 10 mins: 93 (56.02%)
/mlp/ posts per min: 15.73 last 10 mins: 16.91
Thread posts per min: 7.02 last 10 mins: 9.30
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>>3268474
Pretty much this.
If there was less ironic sex shit posting, we'd be golden The feels can stay
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>>3268477
OH oh ok like an "artistic nude" kind of thing

>>3268466
very soon
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>>3268499
holy mother of unf
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>>3268293
>>3268312
>>3268348

>"Erato! Calliope! Thalia! Sisters of the Muses! Sing in me, and through me tell the tale of two hearts bound as one by the threads of love!"
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>>3268498
I want to make people >feel good with my >greentext
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>>3268471
>>3268486

Moths confirmed for greatest insect.
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>>3268515

3slow5me
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>>3268376

What the fuck.

THat's a sign man.

Become /fit/. This is entirely in your power. Take baby steps. Start eating better. Start jogging. Just a little bit. Walk more. Get a bike. Start lifting. Do it gradually. You will feel so much better about yourself. You'll have more energy.
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>>3268517
I sometimes can't bring myself to visit daytime MLPG. It's just so awful.

Nightthreads/early morning threads are perfect, they are so chill.
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>>3268506
Fukken shadow people man.
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>>3268440
25
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>>3268485
I could probably find a better waste of my time than try and convince someone that I know only through their art that they're a misogynist.
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>>3268496
I'm reading my stupid shippy fanfiction and you can't stop me.

Then I've got to get back to A Canticle For Leibowitz
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>>3268440
20

I don't think age is important. I think it's silly to take a My Little Pony thread seriously.
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>>3268517
Unfortunately some people seem to be of the opinion that the ironic shitposting is somehow necessary.

That we would be bronies without it.

Do they not realize that it is the only thing holding us back from reaching Thread Nirvana?
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>>3268498
same

it is my sole motivation for improving
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>>3268535
You're on MLPG in the middle of the night, you have literally nothing better to do with your time. Quit making excuses.
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>>3268440
I am twenty years young.
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>>3268529

and remember the most important thing of all:

STER

OIDS
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>>3268474
It's funny how, as much of a meat grinder as MLPG can be, it's also populated by some relatively chill folks
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Night threads are getting worse because 24-hour lurkers spam "CAN WE BE CHILL LIKE **NIGHTTIME MLPG** IS?"
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>>3268478
Damn, these are hard to come by.
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>>3268527
>a moth cannot give you cuddles
>as much as it wants to
>so it just stares at you wistfully, at least happy to know that its presence is enough to make you content
>but it knows it could do more if only it were a little bigger
>>
Uhm
So
Yeah.
That Season 3 villain looks like complete shit.
>>
What the fuck is going on here
>>
holy shit it's 5:26
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>>3268498
>>3268525

I want to make people >feel sad with my writing.
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>>3268535
Let's be honest here.
No you don't.
Go on. Share your reasoning with us all. I'm sure we'd be delighted to point out its multitude of flaws and false assumptions.
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>>3268506
>implying I don't want my multidimension seeing cat in the room
>implying cats aren't the ferrymen between the worlds of the living and the dead

DYEW ancient Egyptian mythology?
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>>3268532
>>3268506

I want /x/ to leave.
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>>3268448
>"Hello. You are big. I am not big. Can we still be friends?"

>>3268471
>"H-hi... Can I stay here for a while? That light on your porch is really pretty... I promise I won't make any trouble...!"

>>3268527
>"Hiiiiiiiii! I like you! I would like to be your friend!"

>>3268552
>"I wish I could give you a REAL hug... I hope this will be enough..."
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>>3268555
>West coast
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>>3268456
Perhaps her looking sexy while trying not too.
Like she is just going about her nightly tasks, but the way she moves, the swing of her tail, the undulation of her moves.
She doesn't realize it, but she is the sexiest mare in the room.
What the fuck did I just type?
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>>3268553
I'm betting it was just an artist who tried to sneak his OC in.
>artists
>having OCs
You'd better believe it.
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>>3268553
I'll wait until I see the rest of his body before I judge.
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>>3268499
...oh
hello boner
i'll see what i can do. probably not tonight though, thats a bit of a tall order
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>moths

MOVE IT ON OVER BITCH NIGGER
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>>3268542
We went for months without "hurr durr would Rainbow Dash want her marecunt full of rape semen plz respond". We can go back to that, and it wouldn't change.

You don't have to stop being perverts. Just stop being fuck heads
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>>3268553
It was probably just an artist/artists fucking with us.
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>>3268572
0/10 WOULD BURN THE FUCK OUT OF
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>>3268572
fuck it I'm out
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>>3268564
>Fluttermoth cannot hug you
>so she flies up and perches on your head
>she doesn't do a whole lot - just sits there on top of your head
>you think she's enjoying herself
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>>3268333
I have my computer set up in what used to be a wardrobe closet. I count a lot of spiders temporarily setting up shop in here (they move in because it's cozy and gtfo when they realize there are no fucking bugs in the computer area, this is MY shit).

What's disconcerting to me is that I've counted at least two that were missing one leg. Just one leg.
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(69.47%) of /mlp/ is MLPG
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>>3268564
HNNNG

>"Oh look at your bedroom light it's soo cool I want to grab it!"
>"Ow, there's this really hot force field in the way, Anon! But never fear! Persistence should break down the forcefield and I shall have my light!"
>"Ow."
>"Ow."
>"Ow."
>"Ow."
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>>3268572
>wasps

buncha cunts
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>>3268471
>>3268468

We moth now?
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>>3268553
>>3268553
See:

1. >>3265240
2. >>3265936
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>>3268570

>tfw I've personally altered someone's bloodflow

Mission accomplished.

That's my day fulfilled.
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>>3268552
I would rather cuddle a moth than a pony.
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>>3268577
>>3268578

CAN'T BURN WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

BIG DOG COMING THROUGH MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3268446
>mention that you're open to possibly read a fanfic along with any other literature suggested
>everyone blows their top because you mention fanfics

cmon guys
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I'm gonna link to all the posts in that Applebloom >feel, so Sentenal or someone else can have an easier time capping them.
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>>3268549
We're drunks, perverts and assorted outcasts of /co/.

We're the best parts of the board in one thread.
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>>3268572
>wasps
>not bees
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>>3268500
>madly gulping vagina slurped you in up to the hilt
>belly distended from the sheer volume
Well hello there boner.
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>>3268551
Wonder if there's a Changeling cordyceps. To keep the population in check.
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>>3268553
>Implying that's not the joke
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>>3268601
>bees

bees are cool, leave em alone they leave you alone
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>>3268518
>OH oh ok like an "artistic nude" kind of thing
yes thank you
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>>3268595
>everyone
>not two isolated anons
cmon guy
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FUCK YOU IRONHIDE
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>>3268586

>The Cutie Moth Crusaders buzz around your room, trying to help you with things
>they get distracted by the lamp on your desk.
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>>3268586
why do moths do this

i have a video footage of one doing somersaults continuously for like 30 minutes just because it was under a light.
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>>3268601
Bees are pretty cute too. But I still like moths better.
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>>3268548

>steroids

No.

/fit/ is not body building. Zyzz was the opposite of /fit/ and it killed him. He lived an incredibly unhealthy life.
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>>3268581
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>>3268496
I'm a hardcore short story fan, and I really don't have a problem with fanfics as long as they're solid and have a good premise.

Hell, most fanfics ARE short stories.
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>>3268548

steroids are for insecure dweebs who want to "get big" because they were bullied when they were 9.
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>>3268553
>He keeps thinking the hero is the villain.
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>>3268615
>Moth
>Buzz

wut.
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>>3268585
The mighty MLPG armada runs the Ocean of Piss now.
We're in the big leagues, kids.
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Rarity x Lyra OTP?
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>implying jumping spiders aren't the cutest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsGvT2DYJMc
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>>3268620
yeah, that was what I was thinking of
that moth is so cute
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>>3268574
Hey hey, to be fair, no one in this thread wanted to rape Rainbow Dash

Until now.
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>>3268615
>they keep knocking into each other
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>>3268617
They use the moon to navigate.

A lightbulb looks like a moon to them, but because the light pulsates at 50 times or so (I forget) a second, the light appears to be moving away from them so they go towards it.
>>
I don't see any hint of misogyny in GG. He just does sex jokes. If he was misogynist he would do BITCHES AND WHORES style comics where women backstab men all the time and can't be trusted.

Trust me, I've dealt with misogynists. GG ain't one.
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>>3268601
bees are great
>>3268606
if you have a vegetable garden like I do, seeing bees come and take pollen from plants is the best thing ever
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>>3268625

I thought "flap rapidly, making an audible sound" was too wordy, if more accurate to the sound of a moth's wings.
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>>3268585
good thing we got our own board, there was just so much pony out there, just no way to contain it in one thread
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>>3268609
okay fair enough.

Back 2 chill.
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Is that really the S3 villain? I haven't been here for weeks. I guess I really won't watch S3.
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>>3268619

i know that. but he's still BY FAR the most over /fit/ user in /fit/'s history, so people base their opinions of /fit/ around him, justified or not.
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>>3268621
You like Greentext, bro?
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>>3268615
>you turn off the light
>"Hey thanks!" they shout in unison
>now they can help you
>but now you can't see at all so you keep stubbing your toes on things
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>>3268644
I picture them more of "fluttering" consider I never hear them flapping their wings when I see them around.
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>>3268585
is it safe to say we've officially been anchored long enough to call ourselves an Island?
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>>3268619

You again!

Stop posting Samantha as a /fit/ role model when she does fucking crossfit.

Zyzz was more a /fit/izen than she was.
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>>3268642
>tfw terrified of bees
>tfw still don't fuck with em cause they aint tryin to fuck with me

When I mow the lawn I just wait till they fly off those little white flowers to go over them
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>>3268574
It sucks watching other people make asses of themselves and bring thread quality down.
Because you've really done everything you can.
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>>3268638
I learned something today
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>>3268661
MLPG Island is alright with me.
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>>3268662
>Stop posting Samantha
Fuck yoooooooooooou
>>
heya, there's only one more request left on my list, so i'm ready to take some few more.

also: i'm tumblr now: >>3267057
you can find my shit there in case you miss it in the thread
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>>3268664

when they find you they're going to fuck you.
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>>3268658

...that would have worked.
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>>3268535
>I could totally make a devastating and solid argument here, but I've just got better things to do!
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>>3268678
>Kraut in charge of copypasting
http://derkrazykraut.tumblr.com/
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>>3268661
Yes
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>>3268661
An island?
I always figured we were more like a bunch of anchored boats clustered together, with floating wooden platforms connecting them all.
Like that one chapter of World War Z.
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>>3268677

Way to ignore context.

I'm the guy that brought Samantha here, and I'm usually the one that dumps her.

But she's not /fit/.
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>>3268666
>That feel when you legimately try to support good conversations
Even to the point of samefagging
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>>3268674
>implying that's not a hand in a glove
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>>3268642
>Live next to an apple orchard.
>Enjoy free bees for my garden.
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>>3268661
We're not a land mass so much as a floating fortress rigged together from the rusted hulks of our former glory.

We Waterworld now
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>>3268671
We an island now?
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>>3268682
It's cool, Anon.
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>>3268690
Samantha transcends context
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>>3268678

Kraut would you be up for drawing something complicated and actiony involving Celestia and Luna?
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>>3268650

He was an insecure nerd. He decided to deal with that insecurity by MASSIVELY over compensating. That's why he showed off so much and was such a huge jerk. He was a camwhore. It was all about looks. And not only that, he didn't even look healthy. The clear starving and dehydration were just as bad as anything else he did.

Even if you pissed him off, you could outrun him rather easily. A light jog woudl probably exhaust him.
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>>3268535
>try and convince
>try and
>not try to

Already failing, bro.
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>>3268687
>Show discussion
>Fluffypone
>Leth

man those were simpler times
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>>3268627

GET DUNKED
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>>3268697
>waterworld
>go on for way too long and be disappointing

yeah
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>>3268627
You know Ross looking at your art has made me give a little extra consideration to fat fetishism, specifically that there doesn't seem to be just one catch-all version of it. You seem to have a predilection toward large guts and bursting clothes, for example. Other artists who dabble in fat tend to concentrate on hips, thighs, and butts.

Anyway whatever I just find that kind of interesting and it might partially explain why your stuff doesn't really appeal to me because I'm not much of a belly man.
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>>3268691
it's a bad feel
but then sometimes you manage to direct the discussion in a better direction with a well-placed comment, and then it all feels worth it.
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>>3268680
thats not a bee thats a wasp fagget
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>>3268666
>Satan trying to keep up thread quality instead of letting us indulge in sin
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>>3268697

MY BOAT

THERE'S WASPS ON IT

AAAAAAH FUCK
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>>3268662
What's wrong with crossfit?
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>>3268710
>Implying we didn't discus the show across two threads on and off

Pay attention, anonymous.

We have become the island far ahead of schedule it's wonderful
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>>3268627
>Oh hey man!
Ross in charge of dialog.
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>>3268662

What's wrong with cross fit?

All I know is that Zyzz lived a lifestyle way more unhealthy than the overweight neckbeards and it killed him. He's the opposite of fit.
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>>3268710
Where IS Leth, anyways?
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>>3268698
>There will never be a beach episode
>with kick-ass underwater visuals
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>>3268697
>Former glory
>Implying this isn't a new golden age
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How long until MLPG island's slutty mare conversion facility is open?
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>>3268727
He posted hamburger time not long ago.
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>>3268727
He hangs around anonymously most of the time, supposedly

he still shows up on occasion, and to give his reports
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>>3268735
No, but I mean in general.
He used to be around like, all the time.
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>>3268727
He was hit by a universal serial bus

or bowling maybe
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>>3268627

I thought we were rid of you?
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>>3268716
>Our threads are protected by Satan
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>>3268727
He's around. Just not right now.
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>>3268721

It tries to encompass both weightlifting and cardio in one session but manages to make both worse and provide little results.

Worst of all, the gyms that don't participate in events and are rather small have nobody to coach proper form. There's tons and tons of videos of people doing crossfit with fuckawful form and you can tell they're on their way to snap city.
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>>3268742
That... puts things in perspective.

Carry on, Lucy
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>>3268705
i'll give it a shot it's always good to leave your comfort zone
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>>3268713

True, I'm more focused on the belly. My ideal drawn fatty is equally fat front AND back, though. For example, these drawings of Lyra. Sometimes I'll change a character like Lyra to emphasize a certain part of the body if it makes the drawing especially... satisfying. So if I draw Lyra from behind, she's suddenly going to have an enormous ass, and the front vice versa.
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>>3268742

instead of Cerberus, we've got Garuda wasps.
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>>3268716
Shitposting is a human creation.
Even Hell despises it.
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>>3268729
>underwater modern architecture

this is my artfetish
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>>3268726

Zyzz's lifestyle wasn't unhealthy, the steroid abuse was.
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>>3268649

I'm not impressed with S3. It looks like a continuation of S2 finale and all of the problems. They also seem hellbent on copying Disney instead of trying their own thing.
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>>3268754
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>>3268661
>>3268661
>>3268661
>>3268661
> island

www.indiegogo.com/Equestria
www.indiegogo.com/Equestriawww.indiegogo.com/Equestria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ZqQqne0ww
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>>3268750

I was thinking a chariot race between them in the sky, with their respective guards flying their chariots for them.

If not the
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>>3268733
>conversion
Get that TCB shit out of here, I want only pureblood original-species slutty mares
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>>3268649
>judging things before they are released
pls /v/
pls
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>>3268763

LEAVE THE BOAT, ABANDON HOPE
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>>3268764
Oh wow.
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>>3268764
>making a kickstarter for that

Fuckin' bronies, man.
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>>3268760
More Cadance and Shining isn't a bad thing anon.
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>>3268760
Don't forget that Meghan is now head writer. All hope lost.

Oh and btw, where did they copy Disney? I think I missed that part,.
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>>3268754
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>>3268734
>>
well since we're on wasp discussion i think im going to skedaddle off to bed earlyish

goodnight mlpg, hopefully i'll return with something good to show you guys tomorrow(?)

<3
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>>3268774

Enough!
Post purplest pone immediately!
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>>3268768
i've drawn something like that some weeks ago, that'll be fun to do. i know that drawing looks like shit but i've improved
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wait. somebody asked about Cory for Changelings?

THAT'S what creates Slutty Mares.
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>>3268764

>dat ambition

fuck it, why not. they aint gettin any of my money but I hope they make it

cause why the fuck not
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>>3268780
I'm in the middle here.

If it's well written, I couldn't give a fuck what characters the re-introduce or what HasbrOC's they come up with.
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>>3268729
>>3268757
Really? I have nightmares about that. It's worse than a ghost town, it's been entombed in the water and the geography doesn't make sense because you're swimming instead of walking and oh god darkness everywhere
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>>3268786
Sleep Tight Hops

ILUBB.
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>>3268799
and there's no telling what might come at you
and from what direction
you won't even hear it coming
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Why is she so huggable?
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>>3268786
Night faggot
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>>3268760
>Music is copy Disney
>A two parter is like a two parter!
>It's going to be crap based off a less than five minutes combined worth of a 44 minute episode

This is dumb, anonymous
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>>3268793

Thanks man.
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>>3268808
Because she's gentle.
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>>3268808

because you've got bad taste.
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>>3268729
>Pinkie gets the Bends.
>"E-everything itches..." She screams as a pain hits her legs.
>The scream is the straw that breaks the camels back, fatigue suddenly takes control of her.
>She coughs, weakly, before smiling.
>"The southern field needs to be cleared before tomorrow..." She says to herself before falling asleep.
>She never wakes.
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>>3268810
We don't even know if the Failure Song is from the Crystal ponies episode.
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>>3268798
See i think that its a good thing

If the episodes are poorly written then it doesn't matter if they are there or not, if they are well written it might actually work toward what I think was a legitimate lack of characterization in the wedding episodes based on their sudden appearance
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>>3268757
What other kinds of architecture? The pony pic is also that deepest pool if you're interested.
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>>3268798
>Just rolling with it

My nigga.

I don't care if Lord Donut Steel isn't a joke, or if Costanza and Silver Surfer show up beyond this two parter, as long as shit stays entertaining.
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>>3268808
Its because she is so pathetic and non threatening.
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>>3268808
Because she's a slut just like her best friend Rarity it's why they hang out together so much they're both sluts and they take slutty trips to the spa for the slut special that's how slutty they both are they get discounts for being so slutty and they needed to get slut permits from the Mayor who is Mayor Slut of Ponyville and realms surrounding
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>>3268799
>massive earthquake happens
>cutscene here
>game starts here
>running on a constant time limit
>various untold horrors lurking
>have to find the macguffin before you run out of breathable air or get fucking dismembered
Oh fuck, my money.
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>>3268819
That was awful.
Why would you write that?
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>>3268827
Exactly.
As long as I am entertained by the show I'll be here no matter what they do

All I want is to be well written.
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>>3268829
>tumblr
who the hell other than us calls her 2.3, background pony and yellow autism?
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>>3268822

the only acceptable underwater architecture is Cyclopean. preferably with monsters that you can only see out of the corner of your eye, and disappear as soon as you turn to get a better look at them.
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>>3268822
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1h3Pr6fdNM
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>>3268822
>underwater caverns where you can't reach the surface easily
>bottomless depths the sun has never touched
>room-size jellyfish

NOPE FUCKING NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>3268820
This too.

I mean guys, we have nothing but two contextless songs, a picture of a silly looking villain, and a few tidbits about post premier episodes

You guys gotta unbunch your panties.
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>>3268831
>Mayor
>A slut

Those are fighting words.
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>>3268842
Maybe it's one of MLPG's Tumblrs
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>>3268808
Because she fought a fucking bear.
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>>3268810
>>3268760

Would someone explain me where did they copy Disney? What moment/scene? Not seeing it.
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>trying to write

how do you people concentrate
i mean when i draw i sit there with sai open, alt-tabbing only to check on references.

im trying to write and im checkin mlpg, playing videogames, watchin videos, and then i waste like 4 hours without writing anything
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>>3268842
Shout drew that an uploaded it to his tumblr.
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>>3268845
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gfx4rAtiMs
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>>3268835
not that but it made me think of this again
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>>3268835
That actually sounds really cool. The survival-horror genre needs a breath of fresh air (do ho hoho!)
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>>3268848
>>3268835
This would be the coolest vidya ever.
EXPLORAN
SCAVENGAN
SPEARGUNNAN
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>>3268850

there's a reason she's the only woman in her administration. she's built herself a government harem.
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>>3268842
Our piss soaked empire's influence is felt beyond our borders, anon.
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>>3268860
I alwayse need to do at least two things at once or I get bored or distracted.

Whenever I start practicing drawing MLPG occupies half the screen and SAI the other.
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>>3268860
What exactly are you writing for?

I often have a dictionary and a thesaurus tab open, and close all others. Music is off, room is quiet, and there's a nice hot milky drink next ti me.

I find the thesaurus gets the word juices flowing, because your already thinking of new sentences with which to use the new word you've just learned (or been reminded of as the case may be).
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>>3268873
guaranteed_replies.txt

Lunafags are truly the worst kind.
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>>3268856
Animated characters singing is apparently copyrighted by the Disney corporation
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>>3268842
Fluttershy is the Meg Griffin of the mlp universe.
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>>3268848
Man have I got some scary stories for you relating to some people I know relating to underwater caves. My dad had a friend who had a friend and that that guy's brother went underwater cave diving once in the atlantic. Well, long story short, his safety cable broke, and all his friends got back were the snapped line.
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>>3268837
I'm sorry...
I just get ideas and write them.
I figure Pinkie would be careless in her diving, wanting to go all around like the water is like land, where she can dart around all over.
I feel bad.
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>>3268760
>"I'm not impressed with Season 3"
>bases this off a 3 minute sneak peek of two songs and we don't even now what episodes they are from
>>
Season 3: The Worst Season?
>>
>GG turns Snails into a woman
>Puts them in helpless victimized situations
>Has members of the opposite sex take advantage of their situation
>They get teased, degraded, and even physically abused
>Explicit cruelty
>Snails has no agency and no way of escaping the situation under their own power
>Finally has to be rescued by a member of the opposite sex

So, you were saying, about that misogyny?
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>>3268887
That's how I wanna go
Fighting a horrific underwater monster
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>>3268890
That feel when all the threads this weekend have essentially been "S3 sucks" and "It's not even out yet, dumbass"
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>>3268887

6spooky12me
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>>3268873
I'd hug that pone.
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>>3268856
Literally the only direct Disney influence in the show has been:

Good female leaders are Princesses.

Evil female leaders are Queens.

That's it.
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>>3268906

that makes us /v/.
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>>3268896
Oh c'mon.

We all knew it is coming with season 03. It was discussed billion times and we expressed our fears. Now it is time to embrace reality. The sho stopped being genuine after s02 and it was unavoidable with all this brony shit.

Fuck everything, I'm gonna re-watch s01.
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>>3268920
that's fucking terrible
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>>3268904
>>3268907
Well, it's not so much /x/, as it is the idea of getting lost in an extremely dark underwater cave, seeing your air tank being empty, frantically trying to find your way out as you run out of air....
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Any Lyra requests?
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>>3268906
We went through the same bullshit before S2.

Everyone saying S3 is going to suck before seeing it is either trolling or too fucking stupid to reason with.
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>>3268880
just trying out the craft

maybe write some fan/fapfiction
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>>3268936
Cuddling her pillow, thinking it's you
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>>3268906
It's a shit feel, but nothing pisses me off more than people vehemently professing something to be shit before it's even out.

It's pathetic. MLPG shouldn't be pessimism, we've got enough of that directed towards brony autism and the piss we float in.

We shouldn't be doing that about the only thing keeping us here: the show.
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>>3268936
Lyra cum inflation
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>>3268944

Done
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>>3268936

Draw Lyra and BonBon snuggled up to each other on the couch
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>>3268944
seconding this
>>
I wanna be a bear
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>>3268945
Good ol' blind optimism.
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>interested in vidya gaem design
>see all this borderline /x/ 2spooky sunken city/cave stuff
>seriously considering making this a thing
Do you guys know of any successful completely underwater games in a 1st person perspective?
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>>3268896
>Season 3 Is all pandering, fanfic plots, Hasbro meddling and shit coming out of no where
>It's so incredibly "bad" that it's fantastic
>Season 4 greenlit
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>>3268940
Did you have a story/subject/idea in mind? If not, maybe you could write about cum inflation pretty please, if the notion tickles you?
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>>3268959
>seriously considering making this a thing
See you in 15 years.
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>reading about mouth herpes (cold sores)
>treatments include [debridement] of the mouth
>click on [debridement]
>this picture
aaaaaaaaaaa
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>>3268739
I just leave the name off a lot to avoid the strange personal attention I get that's been happening somewhat recently. I'm around just as often.
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>>3268959
And by successful, I mean the physics weren't ass.
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>>3268958
Better than blind pessimism any day.
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>>3268927
>embracing the reality of something that hasn't even happened yet

>mfw the MLPG over the last couple of days
>mfw Season 2 bitching all over again
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>>3268938
>>3268938
Fuck you, I was here in 2011 during hiatus, I remember these times. They weren't so horrible, we knew s02 will be decent.
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>>3268958
>blind optimism
Straw man, please go.

Cautious optimism is the way forward.
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>>3268959
no but aquaria's third person almost entirely underwater controls felt quite nice
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>>3268959
The facility should be populated with crippled Japanese teenagers. That'll net you quite a bit of help with development.
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>>3268959
bioshock?

i recently bought it on steam and i really like it
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>>3268974
see
>>3268975
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>>3268929

it's being aware that you have willingly placed yourself in an environment anathema to your continued existence. it's stepping into an alien world that is savage, brutal, and unforgiving. it's the knowledge that literally everything about the world you've just entered would rather you were dead. it's the fact that you're an infinitesimal speck in that world. it's that the ocean is the last place where monsters can still exist.
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>>3268975
>We didn't moan about the series going bad in 2011

HAHAAHAHA
OH MY GOD PULL THE OTHER ONE ANONYMOUS
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>>3268975
I remember the season 2 bitching being pretty bad, Anon.
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>>3268972
>implying it's blind
There are reasons people think S3 looks like shit.
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>>3268993
List them, if you please.
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>>3268598
>>3267503
>>3267530
>>3267544

Maybe this will help?

>>3263013
>>3263072
>>3263239
>>3263371
>>3263558
>>3263594
>>3263746
>>3263786
>>3264129
>>3264188
>>3264293
>>3264431
>>3264525
>>3264624
>>3264819
>>3264885
>>3264991
>>3265040
>>3265160
>>3265339
>>3265534
>>3265832
>>3266306
>>3266899
>>3267613
>>3267946
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>>3268867
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcPSbkS9TQ
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>>3268959
Aquanox? Whatever, see >>3268980
Aquaria is really awesome, but it is 3rd person.

Also, Infinite Ocean on Wii, it has both, 3rd and 1st person modes
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lol bored painting practice
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>>3268945
Except the show is changing to reflect the fandom.

I don't mean in ridiculous "Trixie is going to replace Twilight" kind of ways. Just small, subtle changes, that the fans will like.

And by 'fans' I mean, 'bronies', and not us.
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>>3268998
you should include the intro posts too
for context
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>>3269002
Excellent
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>>3269002
Why is crude oil coming out of her vagina?
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>>3269002

Post the whole thing holy shit
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>>3268954
Do this too.
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>>3268929
>>3268987
Yeah at this point I'm not gonna be able to fap myself to sleep with dreams of my favorite pony fetishes. Only nightmares.

Tell me more stories about the sea.
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>>3268999

dis fuckin music
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>>3268975
Lauren leaving the show caused the biggest shitstorm in MLPG history.

Where the fuck were you?
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>>3269001
>>3268980
Thanks, I'll try to play them and get a feel for the controls.
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>>3269015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymXOg_x96g8
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>>3268969
wtf am i looking at
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>>3268997
>Villain looks like shit

Maybe that's the joke?

>I didn't like the songs

OPINIONS.jpg

>Cantdance is back

WE DON'T KNOW THAT and even if we did, and she is, maybe she's more fleshed out, she doesn't always have to be a bad character.

>>3269003
List some examples, please and thank you.
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>>3268999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx6nOkdeNKs&feature=related

dat fuckin eel
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>>3268969
lol found the pic in wikipedia
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INN THEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAANNNNN AAAAAANNNNGEEEEEEELLLL
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>>3269017

I think the Derpy edit might contest that.

Faust leaving didn't leave us with new catchphrases.
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>>3268758
>Zyzz's lifestyle wasn't unhealthy, the steroid abuse was.

But that's part of his lifestyle. And add to that:
>zero cardiovascular exercise
>dehydration and starvation to remove body fat
>other drug use
>partying
>lord knows what else

Just look at this picture. This is NOT a healthy man. It's no shock he had a heart attack.
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>>3269029
you misspelled cuntdance
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>Frictional Games will never make a cave-diving survival horror game
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>>3269033
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>>3269033
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
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>>3269029
>>3268997 here

You're basically making the point I was going to make!
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>>3269023
chefs preparing a lasagna
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>>3269041
ya never know, they might
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>>3269036
>Mispelling Costanza
>2012
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>>3268781
The same Meghan who acknowledged the deep mythology is one of the reasons the guys like the show?

Yeah, you didn't think that one through enough. She's certainly got my number.
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>>3268746
>It tries to encompass both weightlifting and cardio in one session but manages to make both worse and provide little results.

>Worst of all, the gyms that don't participate in events and are rather small have nobody to coach proper form. There's tons and tons of videos of people doing crossfit with fuckawful form and you can tell they're on their way to snap city.

I can understand that. But Samantha is still pretty cool. She's still cute as a button and in terrific shape.
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>>3269031
Man when I was a kid I was just lost in my imagination on that level. Swimming to the sunken ship to find treasure, ect... Thanks man you just made me remember the oldest dream I've ever had, collecting the pieces of the ship for some reason.
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>>3269035

You don't really think he could starve and dehydrate himself while maintaining a body like that, do you?

No, he did do cardio. I don't know where the fuck people get the idea that he didn't.
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>>3269056
Which fills me with cautious optimism because Equestria could have a rich world if only there were writers willing to flesh it out.

Hopefully the comic will be world building as fuck.
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>>3268680

Bees = Our bros. I encourage everyone to plant flowers in their gardens to help them out. Simple flowers are preferred over complex ones. They're going through a rough spot right now with the colony collapse thing.

Wasps = Hellspawn mother fuckers.
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>>3268944
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>>3269063
>That feel when comic with good writer and good artist is coming out
>That feel when cautious optimism about S3

This is a good year to be a ponefag
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>>3269059

She is.

But crossfit is terrible and I wish she didn't advocate it. She could be so much greater.
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>>3269008

>>3268998

I thought about that - figured they didn't really play into the story too much, but I suppose point taken. Intro posts here, Sentenal!

>>3262786
>>3262856
>>3262942
>>3262966
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>>3269059
I for one don't find Samantha attractive at all
If anything I consider her ugly
But you know >opinions
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>>3269056
> The same Meghan who acknowledged the deep mythology is one of the reasons the guys like the show?
God, why do I laugh so hard right now. Yeah, sure, the show is full of deep philosophical meaning. Basically Xenogears animated. God, anon, you always deliver.


But fuck Meghan, things already screwed up and what saddens me more - Amy is not on s03. Gosh, she is awesome. She writes not just stories, but songs and even composing the audio tracks for them! Fuck, this is what I call talent
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>>3269072
woah woah there's a comic coming out?

sorry, ive been outta the loop for a while. fill me in please?
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>>3269080
You and I are enemies now
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>>3269062
>You don't really think he could starve and dehydrate himself while maintaining a body like that, do you?

To get that "defined" look they have to. Body builders are actually at their weakest when they compete. To get that look they have to remove body fat, which is accomplished by the above.
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>>3269080
same here bro, but I don't judge, maybe I can see the appeal, but she's not appealing to me
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anyone else feel really intimidated by the artists on /ic/
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>>3269085

This. All those muscles are useless pockets of fluid.

Real bodybuilders who train for stamina and power are shaped nothing like that.
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>Blitz manages to get a group of drones to cover a sleeping Blakbird.
>She wakes up, unable to move, pinned under snoozing drones.
>Airliner taps her in the back of her cockpit, causing her ti flinch.
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>>3269083
Hasbro's releasing a FIM comic through IDW, they've actually hired a real artist (who does some pretty damn fine work based off their deviantart) and a known comic writer. And they're going to be all original stories.

It's coming out in November, I think.
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>>3268780
>More Cadance and Shining isn't a bad thing anon.

But that's the DEFINITION of a bad thing. They were some of the weakest part of the S2 finale. They are probably what make the show "jump the shark".
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>>3269085

Hold the fucking phone, Zyzz isn't a bodybuilder.

I know how bodybuilders starve and dehydrate to saran-wrap their muscles, but Zyzz didn't do that.

Zyzz looked like that year-round. Bodybuilders go through a bulking phase in which they put on shittons of muscle, and a cutting phase in which they starve themselves.

Zyzz didn't do that.
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>>3269061
I am to please Anon
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>Ross
Maybe LK can make a guide on how not to be a jackass
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>>3268781
>Don't forget that Meghan is now head writer. All hope lost.

FUCK YOU WHO DECIDED THAT?!

Larson should have been made head writer.
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>>3269105
aim* fuck
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>>3269095

No, because it's not a fucking race to be the best. Although I wouldn't go to /ic/. Go to your IRC client, then search for the Rizon network. From there, join #/ic/. Booyah, users are on at almost every hour of the day, ready to help and also talk about stuff.
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>>3269074
>crossfit

What's wrong with crossfit?
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>>3269015

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWLw80tX8Zg&feature=relmfu

imagine being in a submarine. imagine going deeper than anyone else ever has. imagine looking out into the ocean, light by the external lights on the sub. seeing all the little fish, and some not so little ones. bizarre creatures; some of them don't look like they belong on this planet. now imagine all those fish suddenly swimming away. why did they do that? there's nothing around, certainly nothing that could get them all. now imagine something huge moving outside the window, and moving fast. towards you. something so indescribably vast that it seems impossible. imagine discovering just how small a human being is in the belly of the sea.

every seafaring culture in the world has legends of sea monsters. sometimes there's truth in legend.
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>mfw I see mlpg memes on /vg/
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>>3269097
>she starts spilling spaghetti everywhere, her usual cool attitude nowhere to be seen
Air Liner thinks it's cute
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>>3269103
>Implying the show jumped the shark
>Implying they can't be given character now that they aren't rushing
>Or they could be used as an inoffensive plot device

Think like a writer FFS
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>>3268987
>Ponies go on adventure to find lost city
>Have to fight various sea monsters
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>>3269104
Zyzz just killed himsefl.
Because HE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING ZYZZ
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>>3269061
That star-shaped alien spaceship level on Unreal 1? When you swim through the tubes? That was the first time I felt the entombing sensation of claustrophobia.

Tube stretching ahead me in the dark, to a dead end. Nothing behind me but water and a slippery pipe. My head brushing against the top of the - GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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>>3269118
>memes
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>>3269124

No, the steroid abuse and the high temperatures in the sauna got to his heart.

Don't be a fucking ass because you're wrong.
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>>3269071

Yeah, I just did your request quicker than lightning. Don't thank me or nothing.
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goodnight mlpg
christ it's late
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>>3269114

see >>3268746

Seriously man, follow post chains
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>>3269072
Dragonfag too, with Rider's of Berk coming out as well.
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>cartoons
>still thinking the show's success comes from the writing
>implying the writers do the heavy lifting
>most of the shows appeal has been visual

Cartoons are never going to get anywhere if we have to continue to be slaves to mole people. The only good writers are ones that know how to draw.
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Hey fellas, it's that guy from a bit earlier posting about game design.
You wouldn't be upset with me for using Unity, right?
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>>3269136

I can't help but think the whole "FLUTTERSHY EATING MEAT WHOOOOO SO EDGY" thing is really dumb.

I just can't see her eating meat in a world where almost every animal has a personality of its own.

At least when she's a pony.
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>cant sleep
>still too tired to draw
what do
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>>3269119
I like the concept of Airliner and Blitz being good friends.
Blitz can take enough damage to make other fighters sick and shrug it off.
>She gets out of line around Airliner and she gets tapped in the back of the head, being reminded to behave.
>She treats it like she was actually physically hurt.
>It's the only time Airliner ever gets physical with any of the other plane ponies and its nothing more than a tap.
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>>3269150
Fuck off John K. Go back to being unemployed.
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>>3269146
Say, anyone here watch the Kung Fu Panda series? I liked it better than movie 2.
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>>3269080
>>3269086
I am inclined to agree. I mean, I think she's cute, but her thick thighs don't to it for me when she'd have a very petite figure were it not for her fitness levels.

Kinda looks odd.

I still would, though.
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>>3269154
>Every animal

Not really.
Chickens and pigs have no souls.
It's canon, nigger.
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>>3269163

god it's been forever since i've seen a Johnny K joke.

/co/ plz stay
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>>3268856
>Would someone explain me where did they copy Disney?

S2 finale was heavily in the mold of a Disney feature. Villain was in the mold of a Disney evil queen, lots of big songs, a villain song. Turning FiM into a musical is a big part of it. It's pretty obvious to see the inspiration.

I'm annoyed because I honestly got sick of Disney features like 20 years ago and I never even liked them that much. It's just so boring.

>>3268890

1. More Candy and Shiny Faggot
2. More Playset driven plots
3. More Hasbro obviously
4. More songs. More big broadshow musical songs. I don't like those. I don't think they should be every damn episode. S2 had too many. They should be for special cases. And they work best when they're montages with the song playing over it. So it's just represents what the character is thinking, rather than them literally singing.
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>>3269156
caffeine and juice go
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Which pony soaks your balls and thighs with her juices when she orgasms around your shaft?
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>>3269152
As long as you actually put effort into it, and don't use the fact that some things are preprogrammed as a crutch, sure.
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>>3269131
Didn't notice. Thanks.
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>>3269164
I hope movie 3 is good.

Both movies were fantastic and had such good writing, and if the series is any indication, there are still some very good people working of KFP.
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>>3269120
>>Implying they can't be given character now that they aren't rushing
What? Where did you get that? Actually, with s03 they have even more tight schedule, because with s02 they had all the scripts and base done during s01 production. With s03 they have to start almost whole process from scratch (except the material they build already) so it is more work (and pressure) here.
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>>3269152
I don't see anything wrong with Unity. Been trying to learn it meself.
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>>3269156
>can't sleep
>It's 6:25 AM
>Shift in twelve hours
>You've pulled an all nighter
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>>3269173
>All opinions
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>>3269186
Unity, you say?
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>>3269170

>I'll ignore the "almost" and use that to prove him wrong.

C'mon, gook.
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>>3269104
How could Zyzz make himself THAT cut if he didn't basically do the cutting regime of bodybuilders?
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>>3269175
Le sexual shitpost face
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>>3269152
What? But why, Unity is a good engine. Please, don't tell em you visited /v/ again.
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>>3269161
Is there an AC-130 pone? Would you hug it non-sexually?
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>>3269163

Seriously though, you have guys that design the characters and guys that have to storyboard the characters. You think it's okay that a person who can't draw on a schedule as tight as MLP:FiM's is okay to have and basically boss around the artists? And for the writers to, inconsistently, keep retreading old ground and having the characters not remain constant or change but go out of character?
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>>3269175

Dash. She's a big-time squirter.
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>>3269181
I was kind of impressed that Dreamworks finally did better than Pixar for a year.
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>>3269152
do it up anon

also what you doin?
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>>3269183
They started S3 after they finished S2
Do you even animation industry?

AND.

I'M REFERRING TO PACING IN THAT TWO PARTER YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3269186
I hated using it with a passion. The coding paradigm is all sorts of fucked up

I was being forced to use it for a 2d game at a company where no one else know how to code, so that could have something to do with it
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>>3269199

Cardio and a proper diet, like you're supposed to.

If he followed the regime of bodybuilders, he'd be fucking obese half the year and the Zyzz we know during the other half.
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>>3269175
My Slutty Mare, with her big 80s hair
with hips to bear our children fair
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>>3269204

yes, but i've only seen Spectre once.
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>>3269181
Say, did you notice in Korra Can't Airbend that the two guys are just Chip and Dale?
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>>3269201
I didn't visit /v/ again.
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>>3269205
The writers did collaborate with each other. AKR confirmed that.

So each writer had their own interpretations of a character that may have differed from another's.

Why don't people realise this when people bitch about the characterisation?
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>>3269170
>Applejack is a pig farmer in her spare time.
>Big Mac can't stand the slaughter and needs a place to stay far away from the farm.
>Applejack has friends that will let him in for the week.
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>>3269223
I dont need it...

I dont need it...
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>>3269200
I just want to talk about juicy pones, bro.

Chill out
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>>3269104
>Hold the fucking phone, Zyzz isn't a bodybuilder.

He trained like a body builder though. And he clearly tied to reduce his body fat to have a more "defined look'.
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>>3269207
Bleh. That face.
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>>3269228
Satan doesn't like shitposts, man.
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>>3269211
I'm going to try making an underwater cave exploran game.
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>>3269210
If KFP2 and HTTYD (and possibly Puss in Boots) vs Cars 2, Brave, and the trailer for Monsters Inc The Prequel are anything to go by, Pixar is losing momentum and Dreamworks are only gaining it.
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>>3269230

I'm sorry you have such shit taste.
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>>3269150

It's like 50/50 at least. I'd lean heavier on the writing though. S2 finale was animated very well. I can appreciate it on a technical level. But the story was just not engaging. The danger didn't seem that real. SA and Caydance were boring.
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>>3269235
Brave any good?
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>>3269161
Skybreaker must find that hilarious.
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>>3269233
Oh ja, I found the stuff looking up

do it up Anon

keep us posted
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>>3269233
have you made any games before?
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>>3269235

>Brave
>Prometheus

only need one more big-budget hype fail and we'll have a hat trick.
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>>3269229

See >>3269217

He did not train like a bodybuilder.

He ate below maintenance while doing cardio and weightlifting to get there, and then ate at maintenance to stay like that.

Also steroids, which is where the heart attack came in.
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>>3269217
And still alive.
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>>3269239
Very underwhelming for a Pixar movie. That's basically the general consensus among critics and the general public alike.
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>>3269235
>HTTYD

God I love that movie
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>>3269239

Nope.

It's a stupid clusterfuck of a movie that can't decide whether it wants to be a movie about female empowerment or HURRR A BEAR so it awkwardly cuts between them halfway.
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>>3269194

>Well tha'ts like your opinion man

This is not a good argument style.
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>>3269241
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>>3269152
As a /g/entleman it upsets me that Unity can target OS X and Android, but not Linux.

Apparently support is coming, but it seems like they really did have to port it to every other platform under the sun before getting to it.
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>>3269255
but it's neither of those, it's a mother-daughter bonding film
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>>3269235
>monsters inc prequel

wat
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>>3269252
Best Dreamworks film since Prince of Egypt. Excluding the KFP series
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> Now, as to what I said ... Princess Eos was, I believe first named by Ciroton (so he's named in EqD's listing of the 'fic Sunset) in which the goddess inside Twilight awakens through sheer volumes of anger (think feeling Pinkie Keen where Twilight temporarily catches on fire. This 'fic assumes that happened exactly like that, only this time ... the fire stayed lit.) The alicorn that was formerly Twilight declared herself "Princess Eos" and proceeded to kill Celestia. Almost.

> The second paragraph referred to Sherclop Pones' work, Friendship is Witchcraft, in which we've learned that since magical law limits how many alicorns can exist at one time, she has to convince Moolestia to release her title to "princess of the night" ... but much earlier, when introducing herself to the dragon (that was Fluttershy's estranged father) Twilight introduced herself as "Twilight Acorna Sparkle. Of course, you may know me by my gaia name, Celestia-II"

> So, I'm assuming one of those names, once she decides what color tiara would look best on her, would be how the FiW alicorn-that-was-Twilight would introduce herself.

MY GOD THIS SI SO HORRIBLE WHY DID I READ THIS SNIPPET FROM THAT FANFIC WHY
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Noone making a new thread?
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>>3269233
Have you played the underwater segments of Bioshock 2? Or PS2 Primal's Aquis levels?

They may be of use to you man.

Primal is such a good game, having mentioned it. Nostalgia'd.
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>>3269217
>Cardio and a proper diet, like you're supposed to.

Then he'd just be muscular. But he wouldn't be "ultra cut" or "defined". That comes from body fat removal.
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>>3269246
Only tiny little things in Java.
I'll do a few practice physics sims and stuff like that before tackling it.
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>>3269267
what is this kfp series
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>>3269264
>OS X

yisssssssssssssssssssss
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>>3269225
Which one of Applejacks friends would let Big Mac sleep over till the slaughter was well over?
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>>3269175
Trixie makes wet works like she makes fireworks.
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>>3269256
I was dismissing, not arguing.
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>>3269269
gimme a sec
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>>3269273
Kung Fu Panda. Or instead of series I should say franchise.
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>>3269266
Monsters University, dude. They showed a trailer for it during the pilot of Gravity Falls. /co/ was alive with shitstorm over how bad it looked.

Think of your average college movie, but for kids and with monsters.
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>>3269264
Me too. Our day will come.

2013 year of linux on the desktop
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>>3269268
WHAT ARE YOU QUOTING
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>>3269287
>>3269287
>>3269287
>>3269287
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>>3269284

every kingdom falls.
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>>3269271

Which is when he ate below maintenance.

You can't radically remove bodyfat by starving and dehydrating and still look like he did year-round.
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>>3269284
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Seriously though Pixar, step it up
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>>3269286
Soon.

All we need is Steam.
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>>3269272
it sounded like you wanted to make it 1st person 3d. you know modeling, bro? having worked on some 3d games that's seemed like one of the biggest hurdles so attack that first imo
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>>3269224

But what about collaborating with the ARTISTS? It really says something that they're left out of such an important part of the process and we're their monkeys to just draw shit and not do anything customized or entertaining.
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>>3269222
FUCK
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>>3269297
The dawn is coming

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