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No, fuck off.
BUT CAN YOU FAB TO LORD DONUT STEEL?
>>3262773And only three off from the base post number. Fastest I've seen you go.
neigh
Time to chill with SBTRKT and phenones, I've been watching pony again lately and somehow have also remained productive in general.Which pony would be the most irritating to chill with?And before you say pinkie, remember that she's capable of being chill and sweet.
>>3262796yes, fuck on
Fab thread?
>>3262773...Wow. And I thought I'd seen everything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQq7nVX6Jcs
>>3262823Rarity. She's a huge nag
what if you caught your favorite pony fabbing?
>>3262825I fabbed so hard when I saw this dress
>>3262823>sbtrktMy african american
>>3262770> cockroack-spier ApplejackAll I can think of is fuckin' LAWNMOWER MAN
>>3262825>>>/fa/
>>3262773beat me to it. and i was so close
>>3262823Even if she's best pony, Rarity would be the worst. It'd be like Sex and the City but with a horse.
>>3262854Hmm. I don't know many who wouldn't FAB to that.
>>3262807Meh, ive gone faster
>>3262823I would say Silver Spoon, she's just a foil for DT and without her I dunno what we'd have to talk about.
>>3262880... What if she's Miranda?
ASPIRANT WHYYYY
>>3262823TwilightShe would have a schedule marked to the minute and would be uptight about sticking to itthat would interfere with the chill
Slow marker is slow.Pinkie had a strange wedding dress, didn't she?
>>3262897unf
>>3262892>"N-no, please don't go...! I like talking to someone besides Diamond...!"
>>3262903he ded
>>3262903Buses
>>3262912It was fucking topless with a pearl necklaceWho designed that shit?
>>3262912I'm sorry.
>>3262903Did something happen over the weekend or is he still doing Luna Quest eventually?
>>3262921>This is still a thingThere's still hope for these threads
>acquire crystal pony>tie it down against its will>pull out a nail file>aim at flank>start grinding it into a fine powder>tastes sweet>pony screams as a sweet aroma fills the air>pony is now a pile of powdered crystal>boil cauldron of water>add powder>refrigerate overnight in a sterile, pony-shaped container>jelly pony emerges>rape it senseless>semen/jelly mix is too disgusting to eat>discard
>>3262872SAVED
>>3262914Unf?
>>3262918I would talk to her about the CMC. I'd like to see what she really thinks of them when she doesn't have to kiss up to DT
>>3262930You are
>>3262944>that retard face
>>3262914> see dis> hear "Cerberus has its perks." in Miranda's VA's voiceUhGuysI think my brain just popped a fuse.What do?
>>3262934Didn't he join the Air Force?
>>3262944No, because >duckface
>>3262927Rarity didwaittopless with just a necklace?Has there been a humanized picture of all of them in their dresses and Pinkie just has no top. There should be
>>3262936stop before you create a new fluffy pony
>>3262956I didn't think that was for a while?
>>3262936Fluffy pony please go.
>>3262936That is easily one of the weirdest things i've read in a long time.
>>3262944Rarity's duckface is so fucking daaaw.
>>3262958But duckface is cute as fuck
>>3262936forgot pic
>apples go in>limes come outWhat in tarnation?
>>3262972>don't do things because eventually the others might make it bad
>>3262918I'd talk with her about what she thinks, and what she wants. It's her turn to be the one moving the action forward.
>>3262936...WHAT
>>3262986retarded signature
>>3262895>always slow as shit with the markerstop being terrible
>>3262986>that signaturew...what
>>3262986> humanized(?) vulva> pony teats... Huh.
>>3262903>>3262934Anyone? Bueller?
>>3262918Is it feel time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IdWjt2K3gs> that voiceover
>>3262986>Applejack will never bite her lower lip as you put it in her ass
>>3262992More like>don't do things that are bad from the start
>>3262992That's why I don't do anything anymore.
>>3263021I hope so...
>>3263025> dat "oh god yes" lip-biteI ... I need dat right now.
Huh. I just realized this might be the King or some shit.I see the character design is the same as Chrysalis's ideals... maybe once he's in motion, it will work out better.
>>3263051Looks like the background to me.
>>3263051MaybeMaybe its a shadow?
>>3263051but that's wrong, you retard
>>3263051Color Gradient
>>3263064So does VLC actually do this? Because I used it for years and never got any of this stuff.
>>3263061I'm not seeing that on the other icons, and his background is just a two-color split.Oh, shit that might be right.
>our system thinks your post is spam please reformat and try againFUCK YOUFUCK YOU MOOTFUCK YOU 4CHAN
>>3263051NOOOOshut up, he is not going to be on the showis just a joke that the people on the show are playing on us
>>3263022>Columbus OhioI thought I was safe,,,
>>3263046>she will never press her haunches up against your thighs, taking you down to the base>she will never look back at you with half-lidded eyes and slowly move her hips in slow, rocking motions
>>3262998>>3262946>"They're really not so bad... Sweetie and Applebloom have really cool families - I'd LOVE to have a sister who made dresses or Zap-Apple Jam!">"When I was a blank-flank I got picked on a lot, just like they do. I don't LIKE doing it... but if I don't join in, Diamond gets REALLY mad - she's scary when she actually TRIES to be mean. But she's my only friend - nobody else will talk to me because they think I'm spying on them for her!"
>>3263051But he's gray and looks like a pony. Although, to me it looks like that horn is part of his armor, not his body. If he didn't green and red eyes and sharp teeth and that purple shit he'd look like a normal pony.
>aspirant will never come back>he will never do Lunaquest
>>3263100>Not wanting Lord Donut Steel in the show>Not wanting the cast to make fun of him for being a try hardARE YOU SOME SORT OF COMMIE, BOY?
>>3263100I remember when you guys saw that poster of Shining Armor and Cadance and said the exact same thing.
>>3263013>Big Macintosh almost catches you kissing in the loft>you're still hastily trying to button her shirt back up with shaking hands when she gives you a playful bap on the head and tells you that he's already gone
>>3263124Changelings are gray and Chrysalis had green eyes.Your move.
>>3263126Give him time, man. Rome wasn't built in a day.
>>3263130>im-fucking-plying
>>3263144But it was destroyed in one
>>3263144Prove it
>>3263111> have girlfriend> undergoing radiation therapy (benign tumor causing not-cancer problems)> she's horny as Hell, weird side-effect> fucking NINE HOURS AWAY, lives with her parents> moving to another city even farther way for grad school in the next two weeksFuck my life, fuck these feels, Godamn I need a woman right now.
>>3263150How much porn is there of Shenzi?
>>3263097>everypone is still considered spamThe only explanations I have for this are:1) The spam definition is universal across all boards2) Removing or changing it for one board would take a lot of work and code-wrangling because of how it's implemented3) moot is a lazy cocksucker who can't be fucked to do any real work on his website or actually IMPROVE it for a changeI WONDER WHICH IS THE ANSWER...
>>3263161plenty
>>3263161Probably too much.
>>3263161Not enough
>>3263161Just visit paheal and you would see many.
>>3263124What about that thing on the bottom border in front of him?
>>3263150>Shenzi anything any year
>>3263154No it wasn't, it took decades.
DORKS
>>3263130but the difference is that they showed along with the toys, this one clearly is not a pony and no toy has been annouced, therefore there is still the chance that it might not appear on the show
>>3263120that poor girl...give her a little scratch behind the earswhy is she even friends with Diamond when all she does is mistreat her?
>>3263167>not being able to type everypony>the year of our Lord, 2012
>>3263144We also have to consider the fact this is a Princess he's running this time, not just some peasant. There are political factors he has to build, as well as getting her personality down right.And since there has only been one real episode she's had a part in, that's going to be a bit troublesome.
Would you take care for her and watch Indiana Jones movies and other movies like that with her constantly ?
>>3263193>Villain toys>It took them a year or so for a NMM toy>Gilda took two yearsExpect this to come out sometime early next century.
>>3263198>Anon tried to be clever>It hurt itself in the confusion!
>>3263207Won't she have nightmare from that face malting scene?
>>3263133>One night after it starts cooling down, you decide to sleep up in the loft - not that your room isn't nice, but it seems like a nice night for it.>Applebloom sneaks out to join you as you carry a sleeping bag out to the barn.>"Hey, where's yours?">she nudges you with a smile.>"Yer carryin' it."
>>3263133>you find her dancing to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kI254VsiiM
>>3263219>you knock your hips together>you probably look like a damn fool right now>but you don't give half a shit
>>3263215I don't even play the pokemon and that made me laugh
>>3263207Do the first two Mummy movies count?
>>3263240>time that we ded
>>3263214Speaking of villain toys, I'm still waiting on my Iron Will action figure.
>>3263240rip in peace dosh
>>3263240reeses pieces
>>3263243You know what the worst part of a dry spell is?It's not like being a virgin and idealizing about what MIGHT the first time feel likeYou fucking KNOW IT and WANT IT and know HOW to get it but don't know how to go about doing it again. We're not all Clooney clones able to pick up women at bars and sink balls-deep into Paradise.
>>3263261>Iron Will>VillainDid we even watch the same episode?
>>3263261Early projections put its release at Q4 2023
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXr-TTn6TcAHAHAHAHA
>>3263240I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. bronies on fire off the shoulder of New York. I watched ponies glitter in the dark near the MLPGAll those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>3263288Amen, brother.
>>3263253Why would they not count?
>>3263313>Halo vs Predator is false. It should read "Spartan Super Soldier vs Predator", unless of course the Halo array comes alive and fucks up the Predator.God dammit guys I looked at the comments again
>>3263329It happens to all of us.
>>3263242>The radio plays on from its perch on a water-barrel as she shimmies and shakes>she grabs your hands and pulls you in>"Dance with me!"
>>3263329the ski mask probably doesn't help.
oh fuckJJ posted thisdoes that mean that the rumor about Lauren Faust offering him him to work on Galaxy Girls is true?
>>3263239>she unzips the sleeping bag and flips it open, motioning to it with your eyes>after a moment spent staring at her in shock, you obediently climb into the sleeping bag>oh god, oh god, oh god, this is actually happening, this is actually happening>you feel the warmth of her body nuzzle up against your back as she wraps her arms around you and rests her hands on your chest>she nuzzles her face against your shoulder, breathing her gentle, warm breath on your neck>THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING, OH MY GOD>NO BONER PLEASE NOT NOW
>>3263349...That would be kinda funny to see, though. Predator against the Ringworld itself.
>>3263362Hey, that was only for public sex.I still refused to do it in the daytime.
>>3263366How did you pull that conclusion from this picture?
>>3263371Wait. My very first time I totally went "Alright, fine, fuck it, let's DO THIS", no nerves.The SECOND time ... Yeesh. Yeah, I OH MY GOD
>>3263366It's never going to get picked up anyways.
>>3263366100% proof
>>3263334I hate watching scarab eating up human's flesh.
>>3263366His sameface talents will come in handy
>>3263371>being the little spoonI don't know how to feel about this.
>>3263288>That feel when 19>That feel when virgin>That feel when normalfag enough to not become a wizard>That feel when you can flirt but too awkward to just pick up normal women
>>3263366Is there any truth to the story that says he bought 30 Derpys and made children cry ?
now i'd like to take a quick brake from Applebloom, just for a second, to talk about FUCKING DOLPH ZIGGLEROH FUCK YES MY BODY WAS NOT READY FUCKING YES HE'S SO OVER HE'S SO READY OH GOD MY BONER WAS UNCONTROLLABLE YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED YOU PASTY WHITE IRISH IDIOT FUCK YES HERE TO SHOW THE GODDAMN WORLD YOU BITCH NIGGER
I'd become the most loyal customer of that place
>>3263414Apple Bloom wants to hold you.Would you deny her that?
>>3263366>mfw I actually like Galaxy Girlsfuck jealousy
>>3263425He bought maybe six or seventhat's still six or seven too many.
>>3263437I dont get it.
>>3263442...Fuck no.I'm just kind of big around the shoulders and chest. Kind of a big guy in general.
>>3263371>NO BONERNot>YES BONERNot having complete control over your boners>2012
>>3263416You don't start with normal women. You start with women you can feel vulnerable around. Just avoid the goths and the moonlets and you'll be fine.Protip: avoid the Jesus freaks because even if they're likely to make sensible reproductive choices like everyone else, they MAY (may, I say, MAY) kneel by the bedside and ask forgiveness for being penetrated with fingers before her honeymoon.True story.
>>3263425I missed his showing off dozen packages
>>3263356>you can't dance to save your life>fortunately, neither can she
>>3263448Any particular reason you think that's too many? People buy up collector's items en masse for e-bay later all the time.
>>3263451Rarity is a slut
>>3263464God damn.
>>3263425yes he bought at least 30 derpys>made children cry are you stupid anon?, kids don't buy MLP toys, only bronies do that
>>3263425more like making manchildren cry
>>3263470you don't need to know how to dance. you just need to move your hips.
>>3263366JJ is a massive faggot. And by massive faggot, I mean Asian Midget
>>3263487>Everyone does it so it's okay if I do itNo, bad Deafdefiler. Bad.
>>3263492>30 derpysWhy?
>>3263463>YES BONERgood luck trying to fall asleep with that raging stiffy.and no, she won't help you with it just yet. baby steps~
>>3263464>Moonlets What?
>>3263487Still kinda a dick thing to do in general.
>>3263366>JJ works on galaxy girls>one of the girls picks up the 'quirk' of playing videogames>the fact that she plays videogames is the jokeare you laughing yet?
>>3263519Because he's an asshole
>>3263503And she's certainly not lacking in hips.
>>3263470>Not being able to dance>Q3 - 2012Is there such thing as being rhythmically retarded?
>chugging half a Big ass glass of water>finish satisfying my thirst>look into cup>there's a little kiddie roach in there>...how the fuck did it even get there what the fuck shit my fucking fuck oh god fuck>...>oh well>remove roach>continue drinking
>>3263416>tfw nonfunctioning dick>not oblivious, but apathetic to nearly anything sexualCan't feel man, and that makes me feel mad as fuck
>>3263366>JJ picks up prints and a postedMust be working with Faust on a show!
>>3263522Women the size of moons, read like 'little moons.'
>>3263515Okay, fine, ignore the 'people do it all the time'. I'd still like an actual reason as to why it's bad.
>>3263534Well I gathered that.But I figured there would be a limit to keep scalper away.
>>3263371>"I'm real happy you're here, Anon. I ever tell you that?">her voice is quiet, her breath tickling your ear.
>>3263519So he can resell them for $150 each on ebay
>>3263288sexless singlefag niggas report in
>>3263492JJ bought thirty DerpysThat's as many as three tensAnd that's horrible
>>3263530EARL GAMER LEL
>>3263519because his greed to derpy leaded him to monopolize dozen toys.
>>3263549Because there was a 1 derpy per costumer rule.
>>3263520>Not being able to fall asleep with a boner>Not turning the other wayIt's gonna happen in the sleeping bag either way, bro. You get hard three times a night anyways
>>3263487In my opinion it's a pretty selfish thing to do, especially if their were children waiting in line.
>>3263549It's not 'bad' per se, it's just kind of a dick thing to do if there's a limited supply. I'm saying this while fully aware that from a business standpoint it's fucking brilliant.
>>3263563PFFFFFT
>>3263538Scoots has ass. Sweetie's got tits. Applebloom's got both.
>>3263530the sad part is that while stupid it would probably be a well received joke
are there any commercial derpy toys or just the one sold at SDCC?
SHE'S A MODEL AND SHE'S LOOKING GOOD
>>3263558>"I'm really happy you're here too...">oh god does she realize what she's doing to you>this is torture>one of her hands slips under your shirt and caresses your bare chest, her fingers tracing along the contours of your muscles>THIS IS THE BEST TORTURE
>>3263560Separated committedfag here.Almost as bad.I'm tempted to just say "long-distance just don't work, baby" and pick up a barflyJust get the thickest condom i can find or use a one-time-only straponReally I just want to penetrate and dominate something and make her cum. HARD.
>>3263585What does that even mean.
>>3263585Wrong.Scoots has Ass.Sweetie has an HourglassApplebloom's got LEGS.
>>3263590Just SDCC, hence JJ's faggotry.
>>3263567There was also a 1 poster per con-goer rule on the 2011 good posters, but nobody raged at Juice for picking up thirty.>>3263577If it was actually 1-per-customer, he had to wait between shift changes to go back and get another. If the supply was limited enough for buying seven to prevent somebody from getting one, they would have sold out before he could get that many.
>>3263592I'D TAKE HER HOME, THAT'S UNDERSTOOD
There is no hope for Lunaquest.
>>3263585I thought Sweetie had an hourglass figure with a soft, perfectly squeezable derriere
>>3263553There was. But either he convinced the reps there to let him buy more or he bought them off of other people.
>>3263594I so wanna turn over...!!
>>3263601Wrong.All three of them use the same foal model, so they all have equivalent body types and proportions
>>3263590>>3263602The SDCC ones are a limited run; the toy will be commercially available pretty soon.Is that why everybody's pissed? Because they think the toy is only going to ever be sold at Comic-Con?
>>3263574>children waiting in line.you so funneh
>>3263592>>3263605kraftwerk pls go
>>3263549There's the fact that he's no one special and there's no reason why the one per customer rule shouldn't apply to him.
>>3263617Stay strong, man! She's playing mind-games with you!
>>3263611What an asshole.
>>3263544>Have large dick>Haven't had sex because huge moralfag in high school>That feel when the beast needs release>That feel when everyone else thinks you've had sex before>That feel when sharing retarded shit in a thread about pastel horses>That feel when /co/ will make fun of us, despite being in the same position
I saw a car with a Pinkie sticker on it today.First time I've encountered a brony in real life. Makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>3263633We're not talking about their filly incarnations, you fool.Have you even been following this conversation?
>>3263563>It took a dozen posts before this appearedSTEP UP YOUR GAME, NIGGAS
>>3263633Humanized, moron.
>>3263635They've never said anything to the contrary.
>>3263650>That fucking feelYou and I, Anon, we are niggas.
>>3263610I wish there were more pictures of the CMC as adultsGod I do
>>3263487All it does is show that JJ is not above making a cynical cash grab.If he bought them for friends who couldn't come that would be different.I think the guy makes too much money for his shitty minimal effort art as it is.
>>3263666Satan, we don't always have to recite memes ad nausea.
>>3263641>KraftwerkI shouldn't be laughing this hard
>>3263635[citation needed]Why is Deaf getting so worked up over this?
>>3263660I seen a car with a Spike x Rarity sticker on it.It was also my first time encountering a brony in real life
>>3263610She does.Sweetie has the biggest breasts, Scootaloo has small ones, but a runner's body and a perfectly toned, beautiful ass, and Applebloom might not have the biggest rack or the nicest backside, but they can't beat her in the legs department.
>>3263666it's because those weren't 40
>>3263666but the joke had already been made earlier, satanwait, how long have i been here today
>>3263609who, what's this based on?
>>3263650You want my straight-up advice? Within reason, making it a game and not super-serious, women like to be dominated. Make it fun - get in the doggystyle position with a vibrator and keep it focused on her vulva and clit, maybe her ass. Use your other hand to guide her jaw this way and that - keep directing her eye away from you. Take control of the situation, don't let her see any visual cues from your face, and ride it hard -- tell her she's naughty and needs a little cunt-grinding before the main event.Works every time. Get in dom mode and never let it go. Work it in so deeply it's not an affectation.
>>3263660>Pinkiefags
>>3263704Did you actually talk to him?
>>3263724Since it's coupled with that particular picture I assume it's just one anon being an asshole and he has no credence,
>>3263706And they all have winning personalities to match...they're all so perfect
>>3263732No
>>3263691no way a person that skinny would have tits like thatcome on MS step it up
>>3263594>she bites your shoulder lightly>she starts playing absently with your nipples>she occasionally lets her hand drift down towards your crotch, but she ignores your boner completely
>>3263704My first encounter was with some acne-ridden high school chick drawing ponies in a notebook.
>>3263660>First time encountering a bronyCross post time, niggas:>Community College that's my problem>Intro to Graphic Design class>September 2011, a week after the season premier>Still am deep in the fridge on ponies, hadn't met any real life bronies>Pretty normal class, boring people>Except one guy, let's just call him "Daniel">Obese, perma-sweat sheen, neckbeard stubble, tiny glasses, double chin, nasally cracking voice; decked out in video game shirt and track pants>talks about shit like Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, how awesome metal is, how he doesn't want to work because his parents give him money >the works ladies and gents>Sit near him>Creating a silhouette design (think the Obama 08 posters)>Look over>He's tracing a picture of Discord for the design>Not just Discord, but some silly fan art image where he's weeping over a flower>Oh... oh god no
>>3263703I'm trying to get the full story before deciding whether or not to hate JJ.>>3263674http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Derpy#MerchandisingSeems I was half-right; there's a limited supply at the convention (clearly not that limited if they lasted through seven shift changes), and another set on the shop website.>>3263694Do we know that it's a cash grab, and not for friends, or are we assuming?
>>3263646I'm trying! But it's so hard - she's RIGHT there, and all I have to do is turn over...!
>>3263706>Applebloom's legshhnnngg I get massive hard ons with legs..
>Anon in charge of not making baseless accusations off of nothingGuys, I hate to be the one to play devil's advocate here but all we know for sure is that JJ bought at least 6 or 7 of the Derpys. Everything else is speculation including:>30 derpys>making children cry>convincing reps that he's special enough to buy more than oneIs there any solid evidence proving that he did any of the above?
>>3263769Frankly my anon, I don't give a damn.
>>3263745not natural maybebut god, if she was perfect, then sweetie would be one in a million knock out perfection
>>3263746>you slip one hand behind you, resting your palm against the curvature of her rear>two can play at this game
>>3263703cause he's an autistic faggot with nothing better in his life than fandom drama
>>3263769I heard JJ ate a pony. He also punched Tabitha in the face.
>>3263769is hate not enough evidence for you?
Why do you guys want to draw so badly?
>>3263660Is it real world brony encounters time?I've got oneI'm a pizza delivery boy-er, I mean, pizza delivery man, and I delivered to his house and you know what opened the door? A girl in a Pinkie Pie shirt? >best pony. So I say, "Oh, nice Pinkie shirt" and she gets all autistic on me. "Oh yeah, Pinkie's the best. Do you watch the show? I do. Me and my friends always get together and watch it. It's kinda like out little cult teehee~ " And I'm like, holy fuck, this isn't what I signed up for at all. But hey, ponies is ponies, so I ask "Well did you watch [new episode that aired yesterday morning]?". She hadn't. "Well, the one before it?". Also no. "What was the last one you saw?". And she fuckin closed the door in my face. Cunt didn't even tip
>>3263782~swoons~
>>3263746Whoa Nelly - you're heating things up a little quick, aren't you? Baby steps, remember?
>>3263749>A week later, we do presentations, and our pal Daniel shoots his hand up to be first to present his piece>It's a pretty weak piece, the black and white muddles the details (remember, this isn't a vector here, he traced a digital painting) and it wasn't in particularly good shape, but I digress, here comes the pasta...>He stands there awkwardly for a whole minute, then burts out "HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NEW MY LITTLE PONY?">Whole class is just confused, someone coughs>OH BOY, HERE WE GO>He goes on and on about how action packed and mature and deep FIM is, and how Faust is a god and Love and Tolerance and all the brony bullshit>The class is completely silent, one girl awkwardly giggles for a second; the professor obviously doesn't know what to say>"That was an... interesting presentation, Daniel">He grins like a motherfucker and practically skips through the gentle dunes of spaghetti back to his seat>During a spare, he's in the school pub talking with his MTG friends about how well his presentation went>they "brohoof"
>>3263706I don't see Sweetie with the biggest breasts.
>>3263756If you turn over, she wins!YOU will be the one teasing her in the morning this time!
>>3263790this is true tabitha has a bruise on her facehe must have totally done it
>>3263749>talks about shit like how awesome metal islel
>>3263756maybe she's waiting for you to take charge? after all, she's been watching stallions and mares for years. maybe she's just waiting for you to make the first move.
>>3263801I think we at least have to agree that Scoots would have the smallest.
>>3263801Your head cannon is off target.
>>3263791Honestly? No. I like my hate to be real, not blind.
>>3263792So I can share my ideas visually to everyone. And get my fav character more attention in the fanbase. THAT'S PRETTY FAGTASTIC I KNOW.
>Be Lauren Faust>Want to promote my pet project and other new projects>Fast Asian man walks up to me>He is dragging a sack full of boxes covered in pictures of muffins >He talks to me>Buys all my posters>He won't leave
>>3263794>she gets all autistic on me. "Oh yeah, Pinkie's the best. Do you watch the show? I do. Me and my friends always get together and watch it. It's kinda like out little cult teehee~ ">conversation is autisticYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST?
>>3263792I want to be Rose-tier.
>>3262927that classy topless look was designed by hasbro to look more like the toys
>>3263796A little petting never hurt anyone.Just gotta know when to reign yourself in.
>>3263792i have no ideai just saw pics and people drawing and decided i want to do that
>>3263827WHAT
>>3263801I like the idea that Sweetie ends up as an adult as everything Rarity wants to beTaller, slender, large, beautiful breasts (bigger than her own) and a smooth as silk sultry voice that launches her own music career.
>>3263798> "Oh, you watch the show?""Yeah, it's fun and kind of neat. It's nice to see a lot of female characters that don't seem too pat, too."This is where my conversations on MLP begin and end with anyone who isn't a fan already.Surely it's the only sensible option.
>>3263819That makes her too much like Rainbow Dash though. I know Dash is her idol but Scoots in the show is NOT exactly like Dash. She can't even fly.Therefore she should have the biggest knockers and resent them for getting in the way of her athletic ambitions.
>>3263794>I'm a pizza delivery boyOh hey, me too. The sticker was on a car parked in the parking lot.
>>3263796it's only sexual if you make it sexual. get your mind out of the gutter, you filth.
So Moot just posted in the Tribes general on /vg/he wants to go fast.
>>3263794
>>3263861Ya blew it anonymous.
>>3263868>playing with nipples>hand drifting towards crotch>nonsexualYeah no.
>>3263864I'm still convinced she will fly someday.
>>3263864Well that would just be funny.>I HATE THESE STUPID THINGS>Scootaloo punches herself in the chest
>>3263855>Sweetie exceeds Rarity in everything>She gets all the attention>Rarity just gets olderThe rage from Rarity would be insane.
>>3263864well, for one thing, Scoots is Mexican, and for another, Dash doesn't have an amazing ass, she's got a flat ass. she's completely flat, both sides.
>>3263864I swung this around the general before>as the girls enter puberty AB and Sweetie have a modestly growing bust>Scootaloo is gaining a cup size every three weeks or so>she hates that her swelling chest won't stop growing>the other two try delicately to hide their annoyance at Scootaloos maturing body while they only have A cups at the least
>>3263875I weep for our generationStill better than Xers
>>3263855Rarity is a gorgeous woman, and I'll have words with anyone who says otherwise.
http://trotcon.com/guests/Why
>>3263882>what is light pettingif the clothes stay on and the junk stays put away, it's nonsexual
>>3263874Does he have an in-game name? I want to blueplate the fuck out of him
>>3263904>Dash>Not also Mexican>Completely flat all overI WILL FIGHT YOU
>>3263912Of course she's gorgeous.Sweetie Belle will just grow up to be MORE gorgeous.
>>3263903ExactlyIt would be like GIYC, only closer to home>>3263912I know Rarity is gorgeousI'm just saying Sweetie would be even more so. Also famous
>>>/vg/9679179
>>3263915>Bronycon>Trotcon>Canterlot Gardens>Still no PonyconBLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>3263925All pone is pretty flat, anon.
>>3263904your headcanon sucks
>>3263904>Dash doesn't have an amazing ass, she's got a flat ass. she's completely flat, both sides.Go back to talking about Apple Bloom.
>>3263904But she's so pretty.
>>3263920Go up to a girl and start fondling her breasts and crotch and then tell me what happens when you tried to explain that it wasn't sexual.
>>3263864>it wasn't her incredible body or her athletic ability that made her special>it was being loved by you
>>3263867
>>3263915>ECmajor>Skoon>ECmajor >Skoon
>>3263963[nonsexually]
>>3263963That's a terrible comparison.
>>3263955>they are in 2D
>>3263915Because it's a convention revolving around a 22 minute cartoon show
>>3263903this was an idea i had for a Rarity fic that i never did. she goes out with Sweetie and anon, and gets really jealous (and more than a bit hurt) when she thinks you're more attracted to Sweetie than to her.
>>3263971UNF THIS PICjust like this>>3263908
>>3263973But this is 100% real.
>>3263982You're a terrible comparison.
>>3263794Our cruisers can't repel bitchiness of that magnitude!
>>3263971one of my favorites!
>>3263963Go up to a girl and start fondling her feet and then tell me her reaction is any different.
I MADE A HORSE
>>3263864>>3263904>>3263908I think this is kind of dumb, honestly. Scootaloo's an athlete - probably a natural gymnast/traceuse, and you can't do anything like that with>"GIANT TEE TEES LOL"
>>3263959Would you try to steal that pones panties?
>>3263973TIME FOR LAST SUMMER?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFb-sLLqig
>>3263915>>3263975>Porn artists >Invited to a con>SKOONWhen a motherfucker I can literally draw better than gets to go to a con as a guest, that's pretty goddamn absurd.
>>3263915>HotDiggedyDemonHuh.
>>3263955what would it feel like to catch pinkie in your arms
>>3263915Wow, look at that.A pony convention I'd actually want to go to.
>>3264004>not finding feet sexual>2011+1
>>3264007You're not getting the point of WHY she'd be having the giant tetas. She specifically is upset and annoyed over them
Would you peg pony with your inflatable head horn?
>>3263973what about pizza ponies?
>>3264017I'm sorry that's not the correct answer.
>>3264016>ANONCATCHME!
>>3263915>ECMajoroh boy, this is interestingis he going to talk about horse genitalia?
>>3264023>Live the dream!
>>3263750The truly sad part is that you'll probably have this exact same discussion a dozen times in the next three days as people filter through, hearing about it elsewhere or just plain being part of the internet, the world's second-largest game of telephone.
>>3264016Like heaven
>>3264023>his face
Not Dead
>>3264010It's not about drawing talent it's about who sucks the most cocks.
>>3264037>onlythedead.jpg
>>3263937>>3263903>implying she wouldn't be happy for her little sister>implying Sweetie wouldn't do everything she could to get the word out about her sister's work, flooding her with orders and new clientsYou seem to think they'd be jealous, cutthroat cunts to each other, and that's just not true.
>>3264025it says no bronies but it doesnt say anything about pepperbronies
>>3264038Trixie has a grating voiceBut that is a dapper pony if I do say so.
>>3264023>le unicorn face
>>3264034Wait, what is the first?
>>3264034This is already day 2.
>>3264008what do panties smell like
>>3264007>Not binding But seriously guys, what the fuck are we even talking about here. Fictional horse children as humans and how they'd be hot as adults.And their tit/ass sizes.Seriously this is fucked up and I can't stop laughing
>>3264053WellIt would be more interesting and dramaticYou can't say it's unlikely.Look her Rarity got when Fluttershy was popular
>>3264038I like her swag.
>>3264059>hot le monkey dick
>>3264064old coins
>>3264060The Bible.
>>3264053no, i think Rarity's extremely critical of herself, especially when she knows she's getting older and isn't as pretty as she once was, and would naturally assume the worst.
>>3263915>>3263975"ECMajor is a self-taught artist who specializes in combining traditional media with digital editing and colouring techniques to create a unique and fairly recognizable art style often described as being 2D art one can "reach out and touch." He has been drawing anthropomorphic/furry art for a decade and has of late been compelled to focus a large portion of his attention and creativity on MLP:FiM themed art featuring both characters from the show as well as original characters, including Band-Aid of the tumblr blog 'sparklesintwilight.' Even though you may not recognize ECMajor's name, chances are good you've seen his work if you've been looking at pony art on the web for any length of time! "
>>3264064Like oven baked sand.
>>3264023>Not living the dream>4050
>>3264006Porkcow has a tumblr? Link!
>>3264093forgot source: http://trotcon.com/artists/
>>3264093he's one of the most talented artists in the fandom
>>3263786>she emits a tiny gasp of surprise as you give a little squeeze>"Feelin' frisky tonight, aren'tcha?">she pulls you closer to her, pressing her boobs up against your back>"Best watch yourself. You wind yourself up too tight, and you ain't gonna get a single wink 'a sleep~"
Should I go?To trotcon I mean
I can't be the only one excited for Riders of Berk can I?Come on, yeah it may be a series but I still have high hopes.
>>3263855Nigga sweetie belle is a retard and will never accomplish anything.
>>3264064You know that odd, just barely sweet smell from your grandma's bedroom that you could never place?
>>3264023
>>3264130I don't understand why you would want to.
>>3264129I DON'T WANT NO STINKING SLEEP, I WANT YOU
>>3264128Dude knows his horse anatomy gotta give him that.
>>3264132I'll wait until the trailers.
>>3264093who the fuck are they trying to fool?everyone knows that he mostly draws porn
>>3264145I long for normal human contact
>>3264093LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLSYOU KNOW HIM FROM THE FURRY PORN YOU JERK OFF TOAND NOW YOU CAN MEET HIM LIVE!EC MAJOR! AT TROTCON 2012!SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYBE THERE OR BE SQUAAAAARE
>>3264130Take pictures of everybody in the guest list, and make sure to keep track of who's who.If I understand correctly, there are still people here who don't know what Skoon looks like.
>>3264110time must work differently in pony
>>3264136Wow I've traveled back in time to March 2011!
>>3264132Is that like the next installment of those 30 minutes episode deals? I need to watch those, loved the movie.
>wondering why bronies picked their 'special guests' for their consAlright you nignogs, MLPGcon, I don't give a fuck if you don't like it. Who are our 'special guests?' No holds barred.
>>3264128Right?Like, even if you don't like his opinions or his subject matter, he's still a pretty okay artist, comparatively
>>3264130Might be fun
>>3264093>specifically skirting around the pornDoes he think the people viewing the site are a bunch of monkeys?
>>3264165Buy what?
>>3263915>WillDrawForFood1>"I'm currently an amateur cartoonist, and have extensively studied animation. I plan on working on professional projects as a storyboard artist, character designer, animator, or concept artist. I'm well-versed in Adobe Photoshop, and have a wide variety of drawing skills. And I'm eager to put them to good use!"My goal is to get into the animation industry before he does.
>>3264156Okay.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjfccYbZVW4>>3264169I am so excite.
>>3264129>"Why, Miss Applebloom - is that a challenge I'm hearing from you?">you gently clap your hand on her butt - not enough to make it hurt, but enough for her to feel it through her boyshorts.
Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard Snarky Bastard More Twist?
>>3264129i wonder how Big Mac would react when he first met you.
>>3264140>That feel when using images from MLPG as avatars>That awful feel that someone might recognize it
>BE THERE AND BE SQUAAAAARE
>>3264159Well then by all means go If you'll have fun. It's mostly going to be a bronyfest but why the hell not if you want to.
>>3264064fart in your underwear, and then smell it
>Implying half of you wouldn't buy this if they put G4 ponies on the cover
>>3264182Good luck
seriously thoughIt's not dead
>someone posted a guide to appreciating life yesterday in mlpg>one of the first steps was to exercise>decide to try out that c25k thing, have a route planned out>get a cramp in the first 4 minutes and have to spend the rest of the trip clutching my stomach like i just got shotguess im just going to be here doing dumb shit forever, or when i man up enough to kill myself (hahaha as if)anyways what draw
>>3264149baby steps~
>>3264170ross
>>3264205What?
>>3264188>boyshortsConfirmed best girl ever
>>3264210Guide?
>>3264170Eurobeat, Glitter Glue, Rose, Juice?. Am I doing this right?
the chinese translation of brony is literally"small horse older brother"
>>3264215>Ross dunk booth for charityHow many diseases could we cure?
>>3264191You gave a firm handshake.He nodded to Apple Bloom.That was the entirety of the interaction.
>>3264163What does Skoon look like?
>>3264136>Dumb Belle>Not fanon>>3264170>Not calling it Ponycon>Not a pot luck spaghetti dinner
>>3264210Ok, I don't even know what that is, but my suggestion is take shit slower. You're probably terribly out of shape. Just make sure you get out and walk for an hour every day for a while. Ramp up from there.
>tfw been awake 36 hours and bugs are on your skin
>>3263750They're up on ebay right now. So yes, it's a cash grab.
>>3264176the conventions' got an 18+ panelobviously figures everybody knows about the porn
>>3264205I don't know where these are coming from but they are really getting me that pony I ponyKeep it coming, pony.
>>3264205I still don't know whether I'm actually looking forward to this or not.
>>3264170Eurobeat, Glitter Glue, Rose, Juice, SB, ButterCupSaiyan, and Ross for >>3264228With a big flashing display of GG's pinkie drawing that comes on whenever somebody hits the target.
>My coworkers found Celestia’s pony-vag fascinating
>>3264189but you already kissed her anonymous.what more could you want?
>>3264226So could you call Japanese bronies 'Poniki'
>>3264201>Pinkie PieA disgusting ponehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yFAag-XcXM&feature=related
>>3264250In that case I will give them props for not trying to tiptoe around it.
>>3264170sentenal and wolf nanaki
>>3264185Suddenly looking forward to this.
>>3264174His ponies creep me out but I like his horses is that weird?
>>3264103It's the commissioner's tumblr: http://comments.deviantart.com/1/309201005/2618012524
>>3264072You can't bind them when they're above a certain size - and judging from the "wings" stories, I think I have an idea how big these idiots are thinking.
>>3264201>implying I dont have that on my DS right the fuck now
>>3264170The most special guest of all is you.
>>3264225>juice taking draw requests.pngWould he be like Virgil?
>>3264188>you can feel her body shiver against yours>but then, a devious giggle escapes her lips>"You best not be pickin' fights you can't win,">she leans in closer and whispers very, very softly in your ear>"...'Sugarcube.'"
>>3264258>Rose, SBThey're too shy. They'll probably hide under the table and play Magic the Gathering during Q&A.
When will 'some day' come?
ARE WE HORSESOR ARE WE MURDERERShttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208001?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3264298I know I would.
>>3264170GG as king of the event, people throw him money and food.SB is over in the cuddleroom, grimace-smiling and acting as a Greeter of sorts like they have at Wal-Mart.Drawfags all have giant projected screens to doodle on, writefags bring lewd pamphlets they distribute for free from T-short cannons.Ross and Yamino are in the dunk tank
SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/rumor-shout-factory-comic-con-catalog.html
>>3264293I'll be in my bunk.
I wouldn't give a fuck about mlpgconI just want to hang with LK
>>3264298So we put Deaf under the table and give him a bottle of Mountain Dew labeled 'chloroform', a cotton cloth, and a ski mask.
>>3264103>>3264279(my comment got ate)I was saying: it's the commissioner's tumblr.
>>3264290I miss you, Mr. Rogers...He's the reason I believe the world is an inherently good place. If it weren't, he would never have existed.
>>3264298That actually sounds like fun
>Trotcon>Fandom convention We should have a general convention It can be 10 of us at a bar drinking heavily and shitting on Ross.
>>3264304after couple decades
>>3264261If I recall correctly,it's OUR turn to kiss HER.
>>3264293I just want to cuddle and fondle a slightly younger girl, is that too much to ask?
>>3264314>Royal Pony Wedding>The Friendship ExpressBut these aren't episode names.
>>3264314AW SHIT NIGGAAlthough crystal ponies were already confirmed with the song so not too surprising.
>>3264324>under the tableWhenever I think of that, I'm thinking they get spitroasted.
>>3264314What? Is this bad? We already knew about the Crystal Kingdom.
>>3264337I don't want to be anywhere with DD, Winston, and Nathan in the same room.
>>3264293it's an awfully cold night, y'know.
>>3264313>Everyone is trying to get SB to autograph their "Pick of Destiny" posters
>>3264273Why for both of those guys?
>>3264314SEASON 3 CONFIRMED FOR AIRING IN 2012
>>3264350They're the dvd set names I think
>>3264355>implying DD would fit through the door
>>3264322DID IT. In your face anon!
>>3264304>That feel when you can render shit in graphite to almost life-like quality>That feel when you can do vector graphics pretty well>That feel when practising digital painting every day>That feel when you've been stealth drawfagging for months
>>3264355Don't worryEveryone will be forced to wear those horse masks and fat suits. That way we can't tell gender either.
>>3264314This makes me think S3 will premiere sooner rather than later.
So if being on the table means... well... yknow...What is being under it mean?
not dead
>>3264367yisss
>>3264360>not bringing an acoustic and a friend to do impromptu covers of Tenacious D songs
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208001?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41Come on guys, the rape won't commence without you.
>>3264359Well, we'll see if we can keep her warm for the evening.
>>3264362Well, if sentenal shows up, we can finally kill him, preferably in a gruesome and painful manner.Also Wolf Nanaki is pretty cool.
>>3264337The few of you I'd be comfortable sharing space with probably wouldn't go to a thing like that.
>>3264391>Tenacious DWhy do you guys make me feel like I'm Mr. "No Fun Allowed" when I say Tenacious D sucks?
>>3264360>Not taking pictures with him and telling your friends you totally met Jack Black
>>3264377>tfw drawfagging for months but still suck>tfw having fun despite being awful
>>3264261I would Twist
>>3264314OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY USED *ACTION* AND "50 CAL." UNIRONICALLY
>>3264406flight of the conchords sucks
>>3264412I'm so glad for you, keep at it
>>3264383prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude prude
>>3264377I'm in semi-stealth mode. I've got a tumblr and stuff.I'll probably start taking requests and stuff around S3, if I'm good enough. Because I'm pretty shit right now.
>>3264401>Nanaki shows up>everyone dives for his pants to discover the truth>when they remove his underwear they discover his pubes are in a braid
>>3264293>her hands wander along your chest as she sensually whispers sweet nothings in your ear>she can feel your heart pounding in your chest, beating rhythmically against her hands>she loves that feeling
>>3264422I'm not sure which of them I hate more. Probably Flight just for the LOL SO NERDY AND TWEE style.
>>3264419>*<action>Stop reading there!
>>32643862edgy4me
>>3264406Dude you quoted here,I'm honestly not too big on them either.They're fun but honestly not really all that great.And their songs have a tendency to get annoying as fuck because nerds quote them like crazy.
>>3264401>wanting to kill sentenal>Nanaki is pretty cool...That's about as backwards as you can possibly be, without living in the south-east.
>>3264360WillDrawForFood looks like that other guy from Tenacious D.He and SB should team up.
>>3264313>writefags bring lewd pamphlets they distribute for free from T-short cannons>"HEY! ANON!">"Wha-!">Anon gets broadsided by a rolled up stack of paper>"FEEL!"
>>3264438*slap you across the dick* Whats wrong with *action*?*Flips you off and goes back to room to be awesome*
>>3264401Wolf Nanaki pls
>>3264313>The Writefags sit at a screen, typing up stories as people yell ideas at them.>Every so often someone stands up and walks away, saying, "I'll be in my bunk!"
>>3264425I'm not sure if this is bad advice, but I feel like if you post an example of your work when you take requests if you're new, people can kind of alter their requests a little bit to your style.Of course that could be a bad idea.
>>3264377>>3264425Anyone ever get that >artist feel when you're not practicing that you've some how become total shit and need to draw more right now?
>>3264412thisthough i feel it's kind of bad because i have no idea/motivation on how to improve.
>>3264386*handles combat shotgun and barrett .50 cal*
>>3264425huh just noticed>writing with left hand>end with right hand
>>3264465>The writefags all arrive on a bus
>>3264170GG, Rose, SB, Tiara, MS, BCS, Eurobeat, Tess, Dooks, ESM, /co/smo
>Rose shows up to mlpgconEveryone is happy and chummy together and she doodles stuff for everyone while we watch movies.everyone masturbates furiously when they're back home
>>3264474
>tfw missed 2 murderhorses alreadynext maf when?
does anyone else thinks that the period between season is kinda short?it seems to me that the production team must be rushed as fuck and that can't be good for the show
>>3264495>MS
>>3264465This is a lot funnier than it should be.
>>3264494>it crashes
>>3264480ONLY ERRY DAY
>>3264496I would masturbate through my fursuit while she's hugging me
>>3264474Joss Whedon pls go
>>3264431>>3264293That's it. I'm turning over now.
>>3264507It's already going, bro.Get the fuck in here.http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208001?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3264508Well they've been working on it since January. And it's only 13 episodes.
>>3264337Will there be make-outs involved?
>>3264506So tragic
>>3264476Then I'd never get any requests.
>>3264480Ever gotten a >feel that what you draw is shit, and you need to stop right now?That feel man, that fucking feel.
>>3264508Unless they've been working on it since before the end of S2.Which they did for the first season
>>3264516honk
>>3264480Not really. I wish I did so I'd practice more.
>mlpg con>everyone is desperately out to get with Rose>in their frenzy they jump at the first female they seeIt's Terse
So uh, I dunno if you guys heard or not but. It's not dead
>>3264476i have noticed that i get very different requests when i post with a pic vs withoutfor example with a pic i might get something about drawing a particular pony doing a particular action, and without a pic i get a request for horse penis
>>3264563>implying I wouldn't jump for him first
>>3264557I was going to post a screengrab but this was on google and too funny not to go with.
>>3264509>not liking MSSeriously, brah?
>>3264563>mlpg con>going to a fandom conI don't want to have fun.
>>3264550>MLPG>See drawfaggotry>I could do that>Open Sai>Start playing with brushes, have no idea what to draw>Aw man I'm so shitty>Look at older drawings>Eh... maybe I'm not that shit>Maybe I'll do this tomorrow
>>3264542That can't be real.That please respond certainly isn't.
>>3264542this is truly sad/funny
>>3264494>Group of people>ANYONE WANT TO MAF? >LETS MAF GUYS>COME ON GUYS MAF!>2 minutes later>Hear gunshots from the other room >One person walks out covered in blood>NEW MAF GAME GUYS>COME ON LETS MAF!
>>3264580He's hardly relevant to mlpg.>not even mentioning LK, Klondork and Jessy
>>3264573>>3264548I'm sure you still would. I just get the feeling that if you post an example people are less likely to request stupid ideas, so yeah.
>>3264542>Please respond.tell me someone added that. It looks like it, the font aliasing is slightly different.
>>3264572Hey good to see you again.>>3264592What the fuck?
>>3264495>not being invitedI forget why I come here and draw everyday You wont have to worry about me bothering anyone soon anyways.
>>3264525>her eyes widen at your sudden burst of initiative, her quiet yelp of surprise quickly silenced as you press your lips against hers in a deep, passionate kiss>but after a moment of shock her eyes are fluttered closed and she's returning the kiss with just as much vigor, gripping the back of your shirt with both hands as she entwines her tongue with yours>she wraps one of her legs around you as you kiss, resting her bare thigh against yours
>mlpgcon
>>3264587>Look at older drawings>Eh... maybe I'm not that shitI kind of like that feel.But then I made something good and I got depressed that it was a fluke and my drawing's are not really that good.
>>3264508Of course they're rushed as fuck, they have to produce an episode every two weeks.
>>3264592this cant be real
>>3264593hahaha oh godand they all wear pony masks while doing it
>>3264557>and sets fire
>>3264622Can you draw a messy Rarity pls?all over her horn
>>3264624>just realized shes humanwelp. thats a boner killer
>>3264622>filename>you will never have your bowl licked by Pinkie
>>3264626The mlpgcon orgy would go down in history
>>3264542Aw, that's sad. I would have gone.
>>3264170Rose, SB, GG, LK, BCS, Hopopo, Eurobeat, Dooks as Reggie presenting everything, Ross dunk tank, and an open spaghetti buffet free with con badge.
>>3264293>>3264624This is cuteWhat's wrong with me MLPG
>>3264480that is exactly the thing that kept me going the last six months and is keeping me awake as i'm typing this
>>3264644Your penis must be malfunctioning.
>>3264659Don't Burn yourself Aut
>>3264610>relevant to mlpgAh, I forget. These threads are about the mlpg fandom. Not mlp.
>>3264401>the invite for sentenal arrives at his house>he's over joyed at the idea he'll finally make some friends>spends a few hundred bucks to get to the meetup>gets at the place with a smile on his face>everyone ambushes him>he's held down while his arms and legs are tied together>carried over to a table>legs are dangling off the side>pleads out for mercy when someone brings down a hammer on his knees>screams out in pain in a pathetic squeal of autism>flipped belly down>pants are cut off, along with bits of skin>a bowling pin is shoved up his ass, shit and blood getting all over it>crying out in agony, pleading for everyone to stop>everyone takes turns jamming the pin in and out a good 30 times>flipped again on his back, vinegar is poured down his eyes and nose>finally, everyone attending takes a knife and stabs him, the last one going into his pelvis and throat>body humiliated, pictures are taken as the world is freed from his spergness and idiocy>all rejoice and set the bloody mess on fire
>>3264624Target the nape of the neck and let your roving hands do the hard work.But remember, we're just doing some heavy petting. Get her all hot and bothered, and then cut off with a "turnabout is fair play."And then become the big spoon.
>>3264674How could you forget that?
>You playfully kiss the tips of Applebloom's hooves.There thats better.
Well I'll see you guys in a few weeks or something maybe.But remember, It's Not Dead
>>3264668>Your penis must be malfunctioning.>tfw normal women just dont do it for you anymore
First time being a drawfag. I don't really know what I'm doing.
>>3264658Nothing. Nothing at all.
>>3264685>becoming the big spoondo you even sub?
>>3264610Klondike barely draws anything and Jessy went full brony months ago.
>>3264657>hoppopoSo who is paying for her plane ticket?and who is paying for mine? ;_;
>>3263915>skoon what the fuck? how is he there? he is famous for jacking off on pony toys and pony porn but he stopped that to go back to horrifying furry porn and to run a fluffy abuse tumblr.
>>3264695I give you props for the idea if nothing else
>>3264690Can't wait.
>>3264535hey that reminds medo we have any confirmation for this?who still thinks that it's going to end with S3 and 65 ep?who still thinks that it will continue after the 65 ep mark?
>>3264685>Get her all hot and bothered, and then cut off with a "turnabout is fair play."Have you ever tried to play that game with a woman before?You can't win.
>>3264684fluffy pony thread pls go
>>3264703>wanting to subBitch, she started it, and by god are we finishing this on top.
>>3264707> her
>>3264690Your attempt at confusing me has succeeded but without further explanation it has had no further effect on impacting my memory of the events transpired.
>>3264684>sentenal records the entire thing and provides MLPG with an archive of the event
>>3264703>do you even sub?All I want is a big strong stallion to hold me close at night and make me feel warm and secure and lovedIs that so much to ask?
>>3264705I heard Klondike killed and ate a pony once.
>>3264705>barely draws anythingHow can you be so new?
>>3264671no, i'm taking it easy right now. i'm not drawing. i used the time to finally set up my tumblr and will now go take a shower and make breakfast which feels odd since it seems to the middle of the day without sleep. but today i'm gonna chill
>>3264692>tfw only normal women do it for you>especially dorky, plain looking women>thisismyfetish.png
>>3264721If it isn't 13 episodes they've been stringing us along for months. And with the money Hasbro is dumping into the show, and the stuff like hiring new writers I think 65+ is a safe bet.
>>3264690i had completely forgotten what you were talking about until i saw dash
>>3264721I think we'll at least get another full 26 episode season. Maybe one more after that depending on how this one goes and a movie at some point.
>mfw a brony had autism near me
>>3264729It's just an old project no one remembers anymore.blah blah MLP Comic blah blah
>>3264695S'got potential The idea could have been funny but he's just sitting there so a little dull.
>>3264745I heard Klondike was part pony and part diamond dog
>>3264761Well if it means more of the art he posted I'm looking forward to it.
how do I draw gud pony hair?
>>3264695Why is gordon freeman a pone?
>>3264721This season is the do or die season, either the new writers will carry the show, and it'll continue into a full fledged fourth season, or by freak occurrence/complete incompetence the show loses all its viewers, and we're left with this final 13 episode season
>>3264772Oh shit is that really Klondike? This doesn't surprise me, not one bit.
>>3264757OHHHHIt's like "Ultimate ponies" or something right?
>>3264690explain who you are and what you are doing.stop being a faggot
>>3264684FUck.
>>3264791It's not really him, no
>>3264791
>>3264766I was trying to imitate this image. I wouldn't try funny on account of having no sense of humour.>>3264716Thanks
>>3264782>Not watching Breaking Bad>Space year 2012
>>3264624>you reach for one of her hands, and intertwine your fingers with hers, running your thumb across the back of her hand.>your hands are bigger than hers, but hers are tougher - her fingers callused and strong from years of work, yet still girlishly delicate and pointed.>she smells like girl-sweat and fresh, green leaves and turned earth, with just a touch of her shampoo and soap from her shower that morning>Apple-blossom-scented.>On any other girl, it'd be cliche, but on her, it's the only thing that makes sense.
I think this may be my favorite image
>>3264695i like this picture.i cant wait to watch new ep.
>>3264786But to be honest, unless they plan on a long ass hiatus, they're going to have to pull the trigger on more episodes pretty soon.
>>3264622Anonymous drawfags are auto-invited, bro.
>>3264684I told y'all that the sentenal hat anons were our very own fluffyfags.
>>3264821That thread was the best thread ever.
>>3264815I figured it was that scene you were going for. Humor's probably lost on me since I don't watch the show though, I just recognized the title picture.Keep up the good pony
>>3264703>implying Applebloom isn't attracted to you because you're a big, strong man.Subbing is for faggots and sailors.
>>3264826>That feel when Breaking Bad isn't uploaded nearly instantaneously like MLP
>>3264840The lich thread?It was fucking weird.
>>3264827>long ass hiatusHasbro plz no, not agn
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208061?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3264542>>3264592Holy balls, it is real.http://www.facebook.com/PeterJacksonNZGod damn, how does something like that even happen.
>>3264847According to SAB the new episode finished downloading over two hours ago.Don't tell me you're looking on public torrent trackers.
>>3264819>>you reach for one of her hands, and intertwine your fingers with hers, running your thumb across the back of her hand.
>>3264827I honestly don't think they'd waste money by hiring new writers when they still have a few left over unless they're were pretty invested in continuing the series past this crazy speed bump season.
>>3264780opacity
>>3264685>your free hand wanders up her back, coming to rest at the base of her neck>she leans further into the kiss in response, her tongue dancing circles around yours - you can barely keep up>suddenly she shifts her body weight onto you, causing you both to roll over>you are now on your back>she is now laying on top of you, her boobs pressed right up against your chest>your lips are still pressed together>my god, she's insatiable
>>3264864It's probably a joke. I can't imagine an actual Peter Jackson panel not getting anyone to show up.
>>3264806Now make an archive for sentenal death greentexts
>>3264872I am because I'm not a master L33t haxxor oh god kill me now I'm oldShow me the true path, sensei
SPLOTCHBUTTQUEST WHEN
>>3264885>>3264819Just to keep them all in one place...
>>3264887The joke is that comic-con closes at 11
>>3264819>he smells like girl-sweat
>>3264821I really want to see a lich pony in MLP.
>>3264881That's my line of thought too. Basically I think that if (when) we get confirmation of 65+ we're probably in for at the very least 100 and a movie.
>>3264819>girl sweathaha, oh man mah balls
>>3264903I'm sorry, the bus got him Anon.
>mfw Season 3 confirmed for airing in 2012
>>3264940I don't believe you. YOU CAN'T HURT ME IF YOU AREN'T REAL
>>3264897Usenet, my friend.
>>3264915>>3264934Say what you want, man. This is an awkward, fumbling teen romance and I'm playing it as such.
>>3264945>no word on season 4>s3 confirmed 13 episodes>syndication imminentMLPG will die next year.Fear the future.
>>3264945>mfw Season 3 delayed until 2013 to appeal to a wider audience
>>3264911dat peter jackson
>>3264967>we want the Gravity Falls audience
>>3264968I used to play munchkin and GURPS with Peter Jackson at a local comic shop three years ago every thursday.It's closed now. It was a sad day.
>>3264963IT'S THE END EVERYBODYTHE END I TELL YA
>>3264963>fear>not relief the ride is ending
>>3264885>finally, your lips part as she comes up for air>you're both panting softly, gazing into each other's eyes>her cheeks are flushed a light shade of pink, her crimson hair hanging messily off her shoulders>"Ya know...you're not half-bad at kissin'.">she gives you a small peck on your forehead, before shimmying down to rest her head on your torso>sighing in contentment, she nuzzles her cheek against your chest>"Sweet dreams, city mouse.'"okay, I'm done for now.
>>3264847>That feel when there was a time we had to wait an entire week because the person who normally uploaded MLP couldn't upload that week>We had to wait for the episode to come up on hubworld
>>3264967>>3264977>no spears
>>3264963>Show gets syndicated >They go full Spongebob>Two new episodes a year >They all suck
>>3264963You are already dead
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208077?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3264978>MunchkinOh shit I love that game.Ridiculously fun.
>>3264989The show might stop, but the ride will never end
>>3264927>100 and a movieThere was a time when you'd be called a dreamer faggot or brony aspie for believing this. That the majority though the show was probably going to end on a shitty second season and fade into obscurity.But now... now I don't knowEverything's going to be alright
>>3264991No! Fuck! You can't end it there!
>>3264978That sounds pretty cool
I forgive you...
>>3264989It's... a mixture of the two. Fear the general is ending, but releif we will be returning to the homeland. Not as ponyfags, but as /co/mrades once more. We may not post in the general, but /co/ will notice the influx of drawfags. We'll see eachother occasionally. maybe a meme or two.Either way, we'll be going home.
>>3265000>wanna have some Pun?
>>3265002>That super awkward first thread after the last episode.
>>3265000>scoot's piercingwot
>>3265014>tfw I never left /mu/ until the /co/ generals popped up
>>3265014Our memes will live on
>>3265014The ride's not going to end, these threads will continue as long as /mlp/ exists if not longer.
>>3265014I'm not a /co/mrade and I don't draw.I don't know where I'll go when MLPG ends. Probably just less 4chan.
>>3265000>Mafia in charge of working
>>3265000>SERVER DOWNWell fuck
>>3265000God dammit I finally got to be jailer and now the site's down.
>>3264991>you slip your hand under the strap of her camisole, stroking her shoulder and arm as you lay there, basking in the glow.>how in the world did this girl ever notice you...?
>>3265016I know I won't be here for long after the official last episode endsAfter 27 seasons
>>3265003FiM is the kind of show that I would actually watch long after it had gone after-mashAs long as they keep the Mane 6 voice actors, and the ponies are still cute and technicolored, I'd still watch it
>>3265016We might as well go full circlejerk at that point. Not much else left.
>>3264963>the ride ends this yearit has been a pleasure, gentleman
>>3265038I was interrogator, we weren't able to have our sexy ERP tiem
>>3265028>tfw started going to /mu/ and never go on /co/ anymore
>>3264963>no word on season 4wait i thought one of the animators or something said there was going to be an S4
>>3265016I know I'll be in tears
>>3265049The next year maybe.
>>3265053There was no Fluttershy anyway.I was Big Mac.
>>3264978...What's he like? What games did he like to play?I bet he out-munchkin'd ALL of you.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208090?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41>EpicMafia in charge of server
I've been away for a whileHave I missed any good Ponies in briefs arts?
>>3265043My quasi-nigga.I like most of the episodes no brony, and even if it turns into the horrible pandering OC ridden corporate meddling thing of nightmares, I'd still watch it.Trainwrecks are fun.
>Trying to imagine life after mlpgI-I can't deal with this right now.We're gonna be together forever, right? I don't want to be alone again
>>3265061It was a long time ago and he's no longer a part of the show, but it's still something.
>>3265004Remember, Anon.Baby Steps~
>tfw MLPGcon actually sounds kind of >fun
>>3265093No sadly
>>3265096it's true, just look at the simpsons
>>3265108>morning oralokay, but only if she pins me to the floor and taunts me while doing it.Then maybe I could return the favor?
>>3265063>that feel when you know you'll actually feel kinda depressed after the show's over>you swore up and down you weren't a faggot, that the show wasn't a big deal at all, you were a cool guy, you watch mature shows for mature adults like yourself, you have a life, a love, friends... and yet...>no more ponies;_;
>>3265076Mostly card games and dicerolls. He was a fun guy, also played some slacker.
>>3265113I'd go.
>>3265040someone draw human Apple Bloom in boyshorts and a camisolePLEASE SOMEONE
>>3265113Cons are fun to just go be an idiot in another city for a few days with people of similar tastes.I fucking love PAX and this is the first year I'm not able to go.
>>3265096>I like most of the episodes>no bronyI think it's fucking shameful that it's come to fuckers having to claim "I'm not a brony" when they say "I like the show."Fuck you people. It's a fucking children's cartoon.
>>3265126>That feel when you still watch new Simpsons every weekend>Follow along with the weekly FOX thread>Laugh at corny jokes, make fun of ridiculously bad references and shitI can't wait for September.
>>3265137I think I would too, but I'm pretty sure I won't be able to
>>3265137I'd go if it was within 500 miles, which means basically LA, SF, SD, or LV
>>3265131>morning oralthat isn't what I said at all!
>>3265040>>3265108>you fall asleep, holding her close, her cheek resting on your chest, your fingers in her hair.>early the next morning you're awoken by a boot nudging your side.>You blink the sleep from your eyes as you look up-->--shit.>Big Mac looks down at you, an eyebrow raised.
>>3265160>he's giving you "that look"
>>3265132And then G5
>>3265132
>>3265148This is what we've become.It's a mixture of insecurity from within and without.
>>3265170ohmygod
>>3265113>MLPGcon >People line up a hour before>Its about to happen >Someone comes out on the roof>Unfurls the marker banner>Everyone chants rape>The con has begun
Even if S4 is confirmed, S3 still has only 13 episodes.The season will end in January.S4 will start this time next year.It will be the longest hiatus of our lives.We barely made it through this one intact.We may not survive another.
>>3265170It will never be the same
>>3265137>>3265150>>3265157I'd go, but I live in Canuckistan, and I know anything like that would be in California or some shit.
>>3265190>We barely made it through this one intact.
>>3265170>Starring the CMCHOPE
>>3265170>g5 of ponies>it's horrible despite a few select good things (tabitha still voicing?)mlpg gathers againwe mostly discuss how bad the show issomeone points out that if we hate the show so much why are we still hanging out in these threads?none of us can think of an answer
>>3265218what kind of reaction is that?
Once the show is over, there will be no more general, no more ponies, and many of the horsefuckers here will disperse throughout 4chan, never to be seen again.
>>3265191
Are there any MLP/Westburo baptist church crossovers?
>>3265190>We barely made it through this oneWe're doing pretty fucking well right now, hell, better than last hiatus.
there is no brony pandering in s03nope
>>3265235Why on God's green earth would you want to see that?
>>3265187>live music playinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9s4fuOL3FM
>>3265226
>>3265190What if they do like South Park13 episodes, one month and a half break, another 13 episodes 2 month break and so on
>>3265240http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/pony-wedding-micro-site-possible-season.html
>>3265240Thanks doc
>>3265157I go if it was anywhere in the lower 48 west of the Mississippi. Sounds fun.
>>3265245Because in my headcanon the Apple family hates homosexuals.
>>3265240>green and purple
>>3265265http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A9nImoqjeM
>>3265240>Implying King Donut Steel won't be hilarious>Implying the trainwreck season won't be amazing
>>3265246>live music >8 bit musicIt'd be more likehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CotqYivpqmw
>>3265218>Starring the CMCNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>3265190Well S3 animation is scheduled to be done in August. IF we assume S4 writing has been underway (as seen by hiring new writers) since April I'd imagine the first scripts are close to completion. Assume VA this fall, they couldI start animating in December. They could probably have episodes ready for mid-2013.Shit, I wrote all that out hoping it'd refute your point.
>>3265240Listen up, retards: Not everything you don't like is "brony pandering."This is just an example of something dumb.Holy fuck y'all are stupid tonight.
>fim ends>the gravity of the situation gets through to Ross>he finally realises what a jerk he's been>decides to apologise, writing up a long winded sorry post discussing about how blind he was before, and now he can seeMoot deletes /mlp/ before he can click submit
>>3265265http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo
i wasn't here during the last hiatuswhat happened during that time?
>>3265235>Pretty, feminine, male Discord with an attractive voiceOh god, I'd
>>3265298>Ross actually becomes one of the better /co/ drawfags>He turns his shit around and actually become nice
>>3265306Horse fucking everywhere
>>3265257>>3265257Well, I checked few threads back but haven't found this discussion.
>>3265306We don't talk about the last hiatus.
>>3265190We don't know that S3 has only 13 episodes. Considering how much Hasbro has been reaching out to the bronies lately it wouldn't surprise me at all if the full season was ordered a few months ago.
>>3265306People got mad. There was some fanfiction about a tiny black horse. That's about it.
>>3265306Pony blowjobs.
>>3265160>>3265167>Oh shit oh geez oh fuck>This man's biceps are as big as most men's thighs and he could crush your skull in his fist.>And you're half-naked in a sleeping bag with his little sister>"I-it's not what it--!">"Up. Now.">You feel his voice more than you hear it.>You disentangle yourself from Applebloom, unzipping the sleeping bag.>you're about to reach over and shake her awake, when Big Mac's voice comes from behind you again.>"Leave her be. My issue's with YOU, boy."
>>3265322>s7He is never going to be good.
>>3265338
>>3265298
>>3265265
>>3265306Disembodied floating asses and necrophilia.
>>3265339>inb4 if you break her heart, i'll break your spine
>>3265306Imagine what you're seeing now, except less news, more talk about humans in Equestria, drugs, and the URL reading /co/The more things change anon... the more things change...
>>3265330We do though. That's what the order on the studio website is for. But, we did know they were working on S3 for months before that got posted.
>>3265289>implying our live music isn't just some self-styled "DJ" who pushes play on his laptop
>>3265306The fandom as we know it was born. It completely exploded.
>>3265339WE'RE DEADWorth it probably
>>3265325About that weird looking Allicorn?Not much to discuss yet, he might be a part of season 3 maybe. We don't really know much for fact yet.
>>3265306We talked about fanfiction a whole lot more. There was a lot more porn, and a lot more mad.It was a savage time
>11:18 PM - My friend who was at bronycon and is just now reporting back to me: Tara Strong was drunk as fuck, had a martini in her hand and asked us "America has a queen, right?">11:19 PM - My friend who was at bronycon and is just now reporting back to me: She danced on stage for two hours straightIs this so?
>>3265339Dynamically shit pants.
>>3265306Past SinsIt really wasn't any worse than this hiatus.
>>3265376>alicornWe don't know that.
>>3265306Nyx
>>3265330I also heard a lot of people that the industry standard is to never order full seasons so in case that everything goes to hell you have minimal losses.Any truth to that?
>>3265376He's not an AlicornJeez guys.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208125?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3265364>That's what the order on the studio website is forLink
>>3265392Some truth. Even big shows like Top Gear only get one or two seasons ordered at a time.
>>3265341Question.Is it okay to use way too much stabilizer, if you're still getting used to the tablet and don't want it to look like squiggly shit?
>>3265382>Tara Strong in charge of geography
>>3265397with that design I'm prepared for anything
>>3265227>years from now, an old man sits at his computer>his fingers move in a pattern they haven't traced in years, but it still feels as natural as if it were yesterday>on a deserted board on a deserted site, a new thread appears, the first of its kind in a long time>at first, nothing happens, and it appears as though the thread will 404>but then, a reply appears>a tentative ">rape?">and then another, and another>someone posts the marker, even though the hyper-index is long gone>soon, a new reply is appearing almost every minute>some people argue about fanfiction>a poster proclaims that panka is still his waifu>'autism' and 'spaghetti' are tossed around>a thread full of cute ponies doing cute things>somewhere, an old man smiles
I think there will yet be just one more part for the Summer Heat seriesfor those who complained they weren't here for the last one, here's the pollshould femsnails get some action or not?
>>3265397>>3265388Err, I didn't mean to imply anything. All I meant was it's too early to conclude anything.
>>3265406http://topdrawanimation.com/production.htm
>mfw americans call winged pegasi "alicorns"
>>3265415OH GOD THIS IS THE FIRST THING POSTED IN MLPG THAT HAS MADE ME HNNNG.NOT EVEN SELFSHIPPING FEELS CAN COMPARE.HNNNNNNG
>>3265415>30 seconds later it's deleted by /co/'s janitor
>>3265420Do you even need to ask
>>3265420not
>>3265431>winged pegasiNigga...
>>3265414I wouldn't even get mad. I never subscribed to "just two Alicorns, no more EVER". I just hope he's over the top - which would be par for the course.
>>3265431>winged pegasiYou done goofed you Brithole
>>3265420I want to be femsnails getting action, so yes.
>>3265420Yes.All three pones in all three holes.
>>3265420Yes. Give that poor pony some relief.
>>3265415>a thread full of cute ponies doing cute thingsHaha no.>shitty porn everywhere
>>3265420Neigh
>>3265420I still say go with whatever's funnier.But I wouldn't mind if it was with someone who isn't an asshole. Like one of the r63 crusaders.
>>3265415>4chan>exist>4chan will go offline in your life time
>>3265434I like this one a little better
co/res/38792469#p38794202>yfw
>>3265429That's not the only studio working on MLP.
>>3265456CUTE PONIESCUTE THINGS
>>3265420have her change back to a dude right before being fucked
>>3265420No.
>>3265474Oh jeez.
>>3265420You know I kind of want to see her get a little action.Not everything she's wanted or even complete satisfaction, but something.
>>3265476You are correct, but as far as I know the other doesn't have a page similar to that.
>>3265472That's a depressing thought.Because it's so true.
>>3265482THAT IS A VERY UGLY PONY
>>3265405Might wanna boost it up to nine next game.Filled up before I joined.
>>3265397>>3265388He is. Another shitty alicorn OC.What is a sanity and worldbuilding consistence? Oh Lauren, I miss you so much,
is someone capping these Apple Bloom >feels?
>>3265420femsnails cum inflation
>>3265420I want it to happen, but I want ambiguity about it so those who say no don't get their knickers in a bunch.
>>3265420No, she shouldn't.
>>3265474So that's what GF generals are like
>>3265499say that to my ass fucker not online and see what happens
>>3265420at least show the CMC around femsnails with erect cocks and sweetiebelle has the largestwhat the fuck did i just type
>>3265474
>>3265415>>3265415
>>3265339>Big Mac points to the ladder down to the ground.>his meaning is clear, as you silently climb down.>Standing at the bottom, you wait for him.>No sense running now, although how you haven't evacuated your bowels by now is beyond you.>He turns to face you for a long moment, before he seizes you by the scruff of the neck, literally lifting you into the air with one arm and carries you outside, dangling from his hand like a cat.>It's still dark outside - it can't be later than 3AM.>Big Mac drops you - a wall behind you, and him in front.>"What in the HELL do you think you're doing with her?"
>>3265498>It'll be replaced by countless clones>Our memetic great grand children shall spread across a thousand chans>And it will be beautiful
>>3265499
>>3265506>>>/galaxy girls general/Oh wait...
>>3265534Pls be rape.I want to be raped by Big Mac
>>3265420Big time yes.
>>3265382>"America has a queen, right?"Yes.Just go to San Fran.
>>3265554FAGGOT PLS GO
>>3265534Begin frightened mumbling."what?"
>>3265534Sleeping. Honest to God, just sleeping.
>>3265420yes>>3265555
>>3265384>Past SinsOh god...Don't remind me of that shit.I would rather be reminded of Bullet Lesbian.
>>3265537Nah she cute
>>3265565blblblblbl
>autism>11:25 PM - My friend who was at bronycon and is just now reporting back to me: I ended up buying a box, $54 derp>11:26 PM - My friend who was at bronycon and is just now reporting back to me: Gave all my doubles to my Polish roommate, since he was working staff and gave us free posters/bumper sticker/keychain thing
Would you hit this, /co/?
anyone want a 34 request?
>>3265534PANTS STATUS: WETDICK STATUS: NOT WET
>>3265582Damn right.
>>3265592Cheerilee creampie
>>3265592gayburn. like braeburn, only gay.
>>3265554pls
>>3265590I would get blazed as hell.Not that it being Rarity has anything to do with it
>>3265592crossdress caramel
>>3265573LESBIAN?
Is there such thing as pony porn from before G4?
>>3265604but, Braeburn isn't gay??
>>3265643Of course.
>>3265592Rumbloo cum inflation
>>3265643Yes.Oh god.Yes.
>>3265615Assume that FiM unicorns are, for the purposes of this argument, real. One of them has just offered to let you suck on her horn. You know from stoner research that, if the stimulation makes them have a magic-gasm, it will be the best high of your life. It's also fairly taboo for them.Would you?
>>3265474>the tone of the OP compared to the rest of the threadWell I'm amused.
>>3265604this
>>3265420Remember how last time nobody praised you for the cockblock, and everybody got mad at you for it?Take that into account when tallying votes this time.I say yes, fuck her up and down the treehouse.
>>3265431>mfw americlaps call "beef wellington ensemble with lettuce and tomatoes" a "hamburger."
>>3265643yes, actually there is a lot>paheal
>>3265420YES DAMN YOU YES. DT AND SS PLOW HER SILLY
>>3265643Yep.Actually in some of the very first lengthy pony threads on /co/ there was a bit of it.
>>3265658Yus.
>>3265420>>3265468>>3265493I just don't want her to be miserable for the whole time. Humor derived entirely from watching someone get stepped on is really mean-spirited...I'd be totally content with her getting to make out with someone.Like Applebloom. What would you call him anyway? Applegrove?
>>326566010/10
>>3265658HELL YES
>>3265420If only one left, I'd be okay with seeing snails get some, finally.Also, did GG post part 6 yet, or is that what we're talking about?
>>3265683Applebloom is still kind of asexual.
>>3265696That's what we're talking about.
>>3265660>All /co/ threads will one day be generals>Each one as horrible and hilarious as the last>/co/'s final form
>>3265683i think it was Appleseed
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1208143?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>3265420I want to give her the dick
>>3265678>>3265688Even if it was Purple Autismhorn?
>>3265658>She blows your head off.
What is the Raging semi tumblr again?I know it's awful.
>>3265707>already fullfuck you guys
>>3265722im jealous of his progress
>>3265683GROVY
>>3265719Especially if.She'd be the best at controlling the magic, no?
>>3265658I would prefer if I didn't have a choice in the matter and didn't derive any direct pleasure out of it, but sure.
>>3265707>zombie>dead D1whyyyy
>>3265706Appleseed is too nice of a guy to do anything naughty with femsnails.Scoot thinks she smells funny, does not want.Sweetie would wreck her.
>>3265722http://ragingsemimiscellani.tumblr.com/he has done a few picture good enough for me to save. he is making fast progress for being 40yo+ having 2 kids and full time job.
speaking of slut mares
>>3265587Weren't these things full of mistakes?
So watching this Crystal Empire song from SDCC, Twilight keeps mentioning that they have to "save" the Crystal Ponies with their history and also something about Cadence's magic not lasting forever.With what little we know, what do you think this means? Also kind of weird that in the entire sequence where they were at the Crystal Empire city there wasn't a single Crystal Pony visible.
>>3265678Oh my
>>3265747There's something off about that everything...
>>3265747Would you put a blindfold on her and big headphones over her ears, jam a vibrator in her and leave to see a movie?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3265743It's been here for two hours on the BEAST coast.
>>3265736
guys has anything happened since yesterday?show related, I don't care about thread shenanigansokay well I do but I'd rather do pono while stuck away from my PC
>>3265420Hell fucking yes.
>>3265745Thank youTime for eye bleach
>>3265763No I would probably just have at her. I mean let's be realistic here.
>>3265764>Dose hands>Dose boids>Dat faceHoly shit, colour this, and it'd be a /mu/core album cover
>>3265747im a massive virgin so im not sure but doesnt that brace thing seem awful for sex.
>>3265763Yes. But only if I knew she'd be a quivering lump of happy when I got back.
>>3265756I think the Crystal ponies are some sort of lost species or civilization. Cadence somehow gets her powers from them (Interestingly, remember the crystal caverns under Canterlot).
>>3265789>not quivering lump of frustrated and desparate for contact
>>3265788lrn2fetish newfag
>>3265788It's to force her legs apart
>>3265775There were two songs released at SDCC, they were kinda neato, someone found an image of some villainous looking red and black armoured pony, who we've dubbed Donut Steel.Also they mentioned some things that might/will happen in episodes this/next season.
>>3265788The ones on her legs?They use something like that for real ponies anyways. The one on her wing seems unnecessary, though. I would want to see those babies stretched out to their fullest.
>>3265800I like your style, anon.
>>3265798How the fuck did Chrysalis even know about those caves?
>>3265775Potential S3 villain leak. We argued a lot about him.
>>3265763I'd jam something else in her if you know what I mean.
>>3265756I think Cadence is a crystal pony.
>>3265819dyewts
>>3265534>you babble incoherently until the first actual word comes out.>that word is, "what.">"Did you not hear me?">Jesus Christ it's like being thrown in a cage with a bear holding a chainsaw and you don't know how you haven't pissed yourself yet.>"I said - WHAT. Were you DOING? With my little SISTER?">How can someone's voice even be that deep?!>"S-sleeping together!">His vast hands tighten into fists - you can hear his knuckles popping, and quite clearly at that.>Oh God.>Oh God no no no no no no no no THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY>Your brain goes into full panic mode.>"N-NOTLIKETHAT!!! We didn't do anything, I swear!! We were just... sleeping...! I was gonna sleep in the hayloft because it was a nice night, and she came out and joined me and I asked her where her sleeping bag was and she said we only needed the one and then we...">you trail off, looking up at Applebloom's behemoth of a brother.>He glares down at you, his hands only SLIGHTLY relaxing>you don't know what possesses you to say it, but it beats standing there blinking like a deer in front of an armored truck covered in cannons.>"...Please don't kill me...!"
>>3265824Apples?
>>3265814I just wish someone would dom me and deny me sexual release while taunting me, leaving me frustrated and ultrasensitive
>>3265825>All crystal ponies are horribly coloured alicorns>Kingdom of the OCs>It will be glorious
>>3265756>Cadence's magic not lasting foreverthis seems like a really odd thing to say. they make it sound like cadance is extremely old when she was just twilights teenage foalsitter a few years ago.if they try to pull some bullshit by saying cadance is 1,000years old and has been ruling the crystal empire this whole time, i will be slightly upset.
>>3265824A dragon dildo?
>>3265809>>3265822thank you so much, I'm going to go drown myself because cool things only ever happen when my PC diesbefore I do though, when did the pictures leak? I'd like to go read through the archive.
>>3265787Might be a good Dicklick Brigade album cover
>>3265798>the Crystal Ponies are the descendants of the Unicorn tribe from the pre-Equestria age>they plot to usurp Celestia and be the dominant kingdom>Celestia sends the EoH to placate them
>>3265822God I hope that...thing isn't a fucking character in the show.I hope it's just Hasbro trolling us, making us think they went full ponychan.
>>3265848Honestly You'd be better off just going to EquestriaDaily.com and clicking the "news" tab at the top.
>>3265832It's like I'm really 15 again.I'd give anything to go back.
>>3265824Would you mind if I'd jam that "something else" from the other side?
>>3265813>>3265807the way the arms are connected to the legs feels like it would tear her shoulders apart if you were to do any serious thrusting.
>>3265788It's to forcibly spread her legs apart.>fetishes
I really hope this show doesn't go to shit with S3.
>>3265855True story, I was just about to request that. Now all I need is the Rarity version of this >>3265747
>>3265870>>3265747>>3265855>>3265736we fetish now?
>>3265869Na, Ponies are stretchy. Just go for it.
>>3265832>That feel when you'll never be an over protective older brother because all you have are brothers>That feel when you'll never be a trembling teen interrogated by your beau's older brotherI feel like I missed out as a kid.
>>3265865I wouldn't. 15 was a shitty age for me.
>>3265851Isn't that that /mu/ thing?OH GOD SOMEONE SEND IT TO THEM
>>3265842>the ponies there all derive their vast power from their horribly clashing colour schemes
>>3265844...Or she used a spell to protect them against whatever is attacking them and Twilight just says said spell won't last forever but worded it horribly.
>>3265874>That pictureAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3265879>now>implying we aren't always fetish
>>3265674>YES DAMN YOU YES. DT AND SS PLOW HER SILLYCan't be them. they already went home.>>3265663>Remember how last time nobody praised you for the cockblock, and everybody got mad at you for it?some people liked it>I say yes, fuck her up and down the treehouse.she's not in a treehouse that picture isn't part of the story>>3265696>Also, did GG post part 6 yet, or is that what we're talking about?yepthis is part 6
>>3265884You're not the only one. I've never had a girlfriend or a teenage romance....and I never will... ;_;
>>3265855I liked the sketch expression better.
>>3265879we always fetish anon
>>3265901most excellent
>>3265888It was. But I'd give anything, *everything* for another chance. To do it right this time.
>>3265901OH GOD MY SIDES
I wanna be a good artist.;_;
> all this incoming horrible fanart
>>3265876
>>3265901BARK BARK
>>3265901you are a complete cockblock. you are a dickbarrier, a weiner-wall, a schlong-stopper. you go to the corner and you think about what you've done.or post a part 7 where snails finally gets all of the dicks. all of them.
>>3265901poor snails ;_;god the idea of a DT disdainful hate-fuck is so arousing
>>3265901OH COME ON!
>>3265901HAHA
>>3265893
>>3265920...I'd kinda like to go back with what I know now and give it another go sometimes...
>>3265901You are being an Ambiguously Glitter Glue.Verdict?
>>3265800>she has been on the edge for hours>her whole body burning and aching from unsatisfied lust>she's basically lying in a pool of her own fluids, staring at you with a wild, animalistic look on her face>you come closer, give her a devilish smirk and run your trigger finger over her wet slit>trigger finger indeed, she immediately lets out a deep groan and quivers, fighting against the restrictions, her eyes rolling back into her head>between the short-winded pants she manages to press out a "More!"
>>3265901give her le dick
>>3265832>you babble incoherently until the first actual word comes out.>that word is, "what.">"SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER"
>>3265936god that's terrible
>>3265832So much spaghetti...Too bad it won't save us from getting crushed like a bug.
>>3265936At least it's ironically horrible.
>>3265946>>3265920You're only human. That's a fairly common wish.Me too.
>>3265905Seriously, I realize I'm on the cusp of being a young adult, and I missed out on all that movie teenage crap, both the cornball idealized stuff and the GRIMDARK real life shit. I had a bad adolescence, and I can never change that. ;_;I'd give anything to go back and play the game as a normalfag
>>3265920Would you give up MLP?
>>3265960http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dJFhrRIbIw
>>3265986please don't turn this into yet another painfully embarassing "I'm a socially awkward neckbeard a bloo bloo bloo wat do MLPG" thread>captcha: report mandsmuI would, captcha, but it isn't actually against any rules.
>>3265997I would, as in, I'd join the boat ep.1 and not during summer hiatus...
>GG's hatefuck cockblockOkay, I'm gonna need a good hatefuck fic. Anyone got one? Already read (and loved) tarnished silver, fwiw.
>>3265936I thought that the shaded in back leg was massive horsecock for a minute there.
>>3265946>>3265920I don't.I didn't do jack shit and I regret nothing.
>>3265997... Yes.
>>3266025So pretty.
>>3266039Me neither
>>3266022... thats not hatefuck. That's just wrong.
>>3266018It's not like January '11 is that "late" and I still have had that thought.That's kind of pathetic isn't it. We are imagining going back in fucking time and the first thing we think of is "And I can be part of the My Little Pony Fandom sooner!"
>>3266025holy damn what the shitthat's amazing
>>3266022Does Apple Sandwich count?
>>3266036is that pic from The Last of Us? Kinda look like them..and she's a delicious loli
>>3266016Not a neckbeard actually, or fatjust didn't have friends until after gradLet's go back to talking about magical horses, and I'll go open /soc/
>>3265986Speaking of unusual developmental experiences: My first kiss was a trap. Adorable as hell, mind you, but still. Listen to Admiral Ackbar, kids.
>>3266042You are not fit for these threads.I'm just fucking with ya, most of us would
>>3266022But I wanted to do more sad childhood DT...Just kidding, I am going to do some Derpy and Anon being friends.Those are always nice, Derpy is such a lonely pone.
>>3266016
>>3266053I guess that's how pathetic our lives are
http://www.livestream.com/cosmonawtuntil computer explodesbring your requests pls
>>3266075sorry
I know a color of this exists.I was told as such. And I want it.
We no longer mafia?
>>3266053>March '11>Never wanted to change when I found the showPatrician as fuck.
>>3266090Scootaloo making a snow angel
So these are the nighttime threads? Pathetic ponyfags crying about how sad they are and how rough they've had it? Ok.
>>3265901i need something with DT and SS together anything plsGG pls
>>3266057Hadn't read that. It's okay, a bit quick to the "meat", but eh, it'll do.
>>3266025I wish I could draw like that.
>>3266100Please don't make me save more 34 that I'll end up awkwardly deleting later without fapping to it.
>>3266116only this one for some odd reason, they aren't normally like this
>>3265986I'm not saying "life sucks" or anything, but a lot of people have very high expectations of theirs.Since you can't go back, try to be happy with what you have.
>>3265960>"i ain't gonna kill you, but you might wish i would.">oh God>"you love my sister?">you stammer>"do you love my sister?">you manage to say yes>"then i ain't gonna break anything. for now. but you try to be a player, you break her heart? boy, you're gonna wish you were dead.">oh thank you God>you ask him what to do about the black eye he already gave you>"you were sleepwalking. horse kicked you. lucky it didn't break your little fucking neck, ain't you?">he walks off to go drag Applebloom inside, and leaves you all alone, against the side of the house, in the middle of the night
>>3266116This doesn't happen often. Maybe four times a month, if that.
>>3266116How new are you? This has been the story since Hiatus I
>>3266101
>>3266116Don't you make me tripfag and start waving my Poor Unfortunate Me dick around, anon. Pretty sure I've got the majority of the fuckers here beat out on that front.
>>32661182nd
>>3266100http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/751107
This episode.
>>3266122Discorded pls draw.
>>3266141Every fucking time
>>3266116Actually, we are crying about how sad it is that ponies dont exist and how rough we'd do them.
>>3266116
>>3266135At last we can pee freely
>>3266135>Adults assaulting minorsMac don't give a shit about the police.
>>3266166I'd that Dash so rough...
>>3266163But you guys don't like LoL.
>>3266120sorry
>>3266166Someone fucking draw a collar on this gif.
>>3266171I know people like that. They would rather get a charge for assault than let someone hurt their family. It's annoying.
>>3266129Life's been going good since high school, but just... wow, total void of human contact in the middle of your short lifuck this, let's pony.
>>3266167>mfw i just finished jacking to these videoshttp://www.ashemaletube.com/channels/38/self-sucking/page1.html?sort=mw
>>3266179All day every day since she's so sore that she cant even walk anymore and her boss wonders why she's been calling in sick for weeks now
>>3266186what
>>3266135Why is big mac suddenly a douche.
>>3266116We are just tricking you, so the fun hating daytime will never try to go here.
Let's just go full out fetish for the rest of this thread.
no ink r u therepls finish this next plspls
>>3266203I once issued a death thrat to some kid that hung out with my little sister over the phone. He was starting to creep her out, so she came to me. It was fun. Kid couldn't have been more than 14.
>>3266207>shemaleoh no
>>3266221No.
>>3266214Because he is being written by one.
>>3266221For whatever reason, fear is pretty hot emotion for me.
>>3266221YES
>>3266221YOU STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
>>3266167i had to re-read this comic like 3 times to understand what was happeninghahaha what
>>3266135>stammer>read that as slammer>reminded of pogsoh sweet nostalgia
>>3266242DD plsPls.actually, same for me, but it feels ultra dirty.I think that's part of why I want to be the rapee not the rapist; absolves me of any of the ickyness involved in fear and such.
>>3266227oh my godmy boner can no longer be contained by this mortal formI want to bump her rump so bad
>>3266251I had a bunch of those things (a gift), but I had no idea what the fuck you were supposed to do with them.My best friend had them, too, and he'd explain it to me, but I never cared enough to remember.
>>3266214he's protective of his sister. and as far as he knows, you're just a horny kid trying to get inside her pants.
is mafia done for tonight ?
>>3266260>DDew, no
>>3266251>tfw sold your pogs.
>>3266227>that winkHAHA TIME TO FAP
>>3266162Dexters labratory.The purple Hulk guy gets a chip stuck in his teeth.
>>3266221why is that picture so arousingfuck that entire set literally makes me rock hardit's horrible and makes me feel like one of those lolsoedgy asswipes in the fluffy pony general
>>3266267>Implying we aren't a horny kid trying to get inside her pants.
>>3266267I've pulled a knife on more than one 15-year-old for that. Their reactions are ALWAYS hilarious.
>>3266227>b-back that ass up
>>3266221Can I get a link to the other pic?
>>3266280>tfw dorito stuck in between teeth
>>3266268Seems that waysorry guy.
>>3266280>>3266296pass the controller bros
>>3266267But he already punched you apparently.Without the whole story.Kind of douchey.
>>3265832>"I ain't gonna kill you - quit your goddamn blubbering and stand up like a man.">What else are you going to do? You shut your face, straighten your back and open your ears.>"How long you two been doin' this?">"Sh-sharing a sleeping bag? Th-that was just--">"Not just that, fool - all of it.">He rolls his eyes slightly - more exasperated than angry now. That's a good sign... right?>you nod apologetically, still afraid to make any sudden moves, lest he pick up the barn and kill you with it.>"S-since we first met... and she gave me the tour... around the time I first came out here...">"That was almost a year ago, boy.">You blink in surprise. He remembered that? He barely spent a second looking at you...>"Y-yeah! It was...!">You're a little surprised to realize this yourself, actually. It seems like such a long time ago all of a sudden.>Big Mac stares you down, his face unreadable, but his hands relaxing.>"D'jou sign up for this, and come out all this way just for her?"
>>3266290That's the only one I have. I shoulda saved the other when I had the chance.
just popping in to drop something off for u guys ok neigh bye <3
>>3266267>Implying this is not the inevitable result of this delicate dance of feel and physicality
>>3266135>you just slide down onto your ass>you stare off vacantly into space>tears start to trickle down your cheeks>there is no crying>no sobbing>no whimpering>only tears
>>3266313Grabbity balls is a good show. mewo
Is it so wrong to love a butt that's void of orifices?
>>3266286then you're going to get hurt a few times. he'd be fine with you if you proved you actually loved her, though his criteria for what constitutes love might be insane.
>>3266306MUCH fucking better.
>nobody is gonna write big mac raping us for sleeping with his kid sister
>>3266135Dammit, Snarky...>>3266306Here's me thinkin' they were waiting for me...
>>3266313u shud draw a fat pony
>>3266306Aw hell, we gonna loose the farm.
>>3266302Hey, bro, pass your waifu over here for a minute.
>>3266267Wait, I was supposed to be protective of my sister?fuck, when I was a teenage older brother, we had an unwritten code that we'd cover for each other if we were sneaking out for action.I ended up covering for her many more times than she covered for me, but in general it was a good system....is this why my sister is such a dissapointing, no-life slut now?was it my fault? ;_;
>>3266343
>>3266313I don't want it pls take it back
>>3266347YES, YOU STUPID SHIT.
>>3266342Don't you mean buy the farm?
>>3266313Neat.If not a little disturbing.
>>3266313good job applebeans, grandma would be proud.
>>3266347>tfw ratted sister out for having alcoholit was a good feelshe's still a slut thoughgot hitched at 18 to a guy she barely knows
>>3266369>ponies>donkies>bedsall it needs is zebras and griffons and I'd be utterly content
>>3266347yes.
>>3266364how the fuck am i supposed to use that hole?
>>>/d/4194532
>>3266347>That feel when you and your siblings agree not to rat each other>No protectiveness or brotherhood, only honour among thievesI just realized how I might just be a horrible person.WHAT LOVELY REVELATIONS HAVE YOU HAD TODAY, MLPG?
Oh god I want to go there...
>>3266396>Open inventory>Use dragon dildo on hole
>>3266396>implying women like sexOh Rose, when will you ever stop being cute?
>>3266386>zebras and griffons but i hate those things. you have awful ideas.
>>3266399You dumb fucker, friendship is carrots.
>>3266396Use the force, Luke.
>>3266400I HAVEN'T BEEN TAKING ENOUGH PYGEUM
>>3266408>hating zebrasThey're neat. They're ponies from a different land.>hating griffonsThey're extra-neat. They're non-ponies that apparently live alongside ponies.
>>3266400That everything is actually going swimmingly and my bad moods and feelings might actually be the result of some sort of disorder or chemical imbalance. I have no reason to be as depressed as I am, everythings awesome as shit. I need to see a doctor.
>>3266400That going back to being "just friends" is a real pain in the ass.
>>3266400you're welcome.
>>3266420fact
>>3266209>walkgood thing pegasi can fly.
>>3266400The fact that this was basically my relationship with my sis. Don't get caught and we don't have a problem.Though when a german exchange student started to hit on her I paranoia'd the fuck out.I also referred to him as "The Nazi" whenever possible.
>>3266399>Oh boy a PinkieDash picture where Pinkie has the dick>They both have dicksgoddamnit
>>3266306>"I made a promise."
>>3266369>tfw giving teenage brother alcohol>telling him to stop being a pussy and bring home some chicks>he's still a total beta mama's boy>>3266400We are two niggas in a pod.
>>3266493God I love feeling feels.
>>3266400>tfw no family
>>3266260>I think that's part of why I want to be the rapee not the rapist; absolves me of any of the ickyness involved in fear and such.Having sex without worrying about being a slut is one of the reasons rape is a top fetish among women. They spend so much of their lives being told sex is horrible, that the idea (not the practice, of course) of getting to have sex without being a bad person is quite attractive/arousing.
>>3266510>Loving feeling feels.You some sort of feeler?
>>3266501>he's still a total beta mama's boyand yet I'm the nerdy one watching My Little Pony cartoons, ain't life funny?
>>3266501OTOH, you're the one talking about ponies in the middle of the night on an anonymous message board associated primarily with pedos.
>>3266501it's normal between brothers.
>>3266463That was about mine, toobut we had incentives$5 under your door meant you do the other's chores for the night they go out$20 and a slip of paper with a pre-written cover story meant actively lying for them if asked by parentsten minute return period and then they'd be out the door.
>>3266520>They spend so much of their lives being told sex is horrible,Why does our society suck so much.
>tfw no siblings
>>3266542Patriarchy
>>3266530>>3266529HABeaten out by a hair
>>3266545>tfw being 15 when first siblings are born>tfw in college before they actually do interesting things
>>3266528Yes, I am the feeler, writer of green and aching to find those golden mental scenes that touch my heart and soul, my very core.
>>3266542the early catholic church
am sad because ill never draw as good as others
>tfw want to get into drawing but constantly sidetracked by MLPGmaybe I should just take my sketchbook and go somewhere else
>>3266530We have over nine thousand peniseswe do not forgivewe do not forgetExpect us some cry
>>3266571this do anything for you?
no ink pls respond
>>3266589Go out and study nature anonymous.It's good.
This is like "MLPG arguments, the guide":>>>/tv/24345030
>>3266581I've seen this picture for a while now.You need to draw more.
>some cry
>>3266542America was built on the idea that sex was evil.
>>3266606>All of 4chan is generals
>>3266581You are only as sad as your lack of commitment to improving and drawing more. Try using shapes as a base for your pony to help with anatomy and use references if you're not.
>>3266614snarky pls write
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5ukMJO2cY&feature=player_embeddedI...I don't...
>>3266542Before the 1920s, sex meant pregnancy. There was oral and anal, sure, but they weren't popular enough yet. The 20s rolled around, and cheap birh control is why they're referred to as the 'roaring' twenties. Since most of the reason people weren't having sex before that was because religious institutions (still something of a force for good) was telling them pre-marital sex was a sin to help keep shit under control, enough members of the church thought it actually WAS a sin, on top of society being almost entirely male-led. Property is a huge thing in human societies; we were still getting over women being humans and not property, so they were still considered something a man owned for quite a while, at least subconsciously.Enter the age of sexual repression. That does seem to be dying down though, thanks in no small part to commercials basically coming right out and saying 'sex can be fun! go have it!'.
>>3266574>earlynigga pleaseshit never got bad until the albigensian crusadeAlbigensians preached that it was better not to have children (like the Shakers). Catholics assumed that meant they all had butt sex. Butt sex becomes heresy. Then any sex but missionary position in the dark for the purpose of procreation. Hammer comes down.
>>3266623I've been drawing for more than half a year.I see people like RS and am saddened
>>3266632i'll have it done by Wednesday. promise.
>>3266606/tv/ has been terrible all of tonightthey are literally trying as hard as they can to find things in the episode that could lead to a plothole
>>3266614>Live in Canada>A degenerate orgy of progressive liberalism, post-modern apathy, dying boomer morality, and immigrant social isolationismI wouldn't have it any other way.
>>3266594I feel tired now
>>3266635>implying you don't love Fluffy.
>>3266636I don't like sex.Take your sex and shove it up youryou know what never mind.
>>3266571Then you are a brother of mine.
>>3266396melt candle wax into itlet it cooldig it outuse as dildohope you like sand in your cooch
>>3266581>draw something>can't share with anyone because worried about what others will think
>>3265941>poor snails ;_;I think this was the best outcome, really. I mean c'mon, would you really have wanted her to lose her virginity in some degrading, meanspirited bully doubleteam from those two assholes? She's pent up, but her first time shouldn't have to be so desperate and pitiful. She'll look back and be thankful she was saved at the last minute.
>>3266635I smiled
>>3266648CoolThanks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-qCV3zQO6gIs your body ready?
>>3266501This is my problem. My brother is either more boring than me or he has a secret life that he's been 100% effective in hiding from everybody.I wonder if it's my responsibility to do anything about it.
>>3266635>>3266687http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtjcFcYcDz8
>>3266684GG would have to write the Grimdark look into the future, where Snails reflects on how horrible her first time was
>>3266668>I don't like sex.Rose we need to talk
>>3266684>She gets knocked up by DT.
>>3266662How about this?
>>3266656>implying the show hasn't been full of plot holes since they said Jessy killed that dog he never killedIt wouldn't be so bad that it happened off screen if he wasn't so obviously broken up about it
>cosmo pukes
>>3266668Any particular reason?
>>3266118>>3266147ew gay
>>3266635You know what, I actually did laugh.
>>3266726rip cosmo
>>3266711I AM NOT ROSEI AM MALE DAMMIT.
>>3266684>I mean c'mon, would you really have wanted her to lose her virginity in some degrading, meanspirited bully doubleteam from those two assholes?YesI like being cruel in my fantasies
>>3266698>hiding from meGuy you're responding to, I know that feel. So much.He doesn't do drugs, hates drinking, is more awkward than I was around girls at the same age. I feel like it's my responsibility to force him into a LITTLE risk taking. Or else he'll end up like me
>>3266754are you telling me you don't even like to masturbate?
>>3266726>Everyone becomes doctors.
>>3266718>implying the show hasn't been full of plot holes since they said Jessy killed that dog he never killedOh /tv/, you literal bastards
Now you fucked up.
>>3266757Deafdefiler pls
>>3266684>would you really have wanted her to lose her virginity in some degrading, meanspirited bully doubleteam from those two assholes?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99cOvJY1fg#t=20s
>tfw cosmoWe need an episode where all of Ponyville is sick
>>3266786Stop that.
>>3266771I have urges, but no desire to have sex.With males or females, just no desire.
>>3266400I realized that I "protected" my little sister preventatively - by getting her into Counter-Strike and SF novels at an early age. She is now just as foreveralone as I am and doing better than me in college.
>>3266776>implying having a wheezing non-productive cough fro over 2 weeks could be anything else
>>3266798>baked bads
>>3266118What about SS comforting a DT just because.
>>3266829>all
>tfw I want ponies being brutally raped>tfw nobody else doesI can take a hint, g'night MLPG. I have to get up for work in 5 hours anyway.inb4 "night DD"
>>3266851Okay guys night thread can truly begin, let's start talking rape
>>3266828bronchitis is fun.
>>3266851
>>3266718What dog?When did this happen?
>>3266851Good night tasteless pisshead
>>3266851I like it too, but there isn't really all that much of it.A shame.
>>3266869Apparently it didn't.
>>3266873>my sick fetishes are objectively better than yours~
>>3266869IT'S A METAPHOR FOR KILLING GALE
>>3266814everybody's got urges, anonsex is just two people masturbating together, using each other's junk
>>3266889:VIT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>It's probably the most idiotic thing you could possibly do - but you nod, because it's the truth.>"Yes, sir. I did. I made a promise.">What happens next surprises you.>Big Mac starts to laugh. It's the first time you've seen him show any sort of emotion since you met him... aside from wanting to stove your head in a few seconds ago.>"Shit, son...! Ain't seen many kids your age willing to go that far to get a piece of ass--">"She's not a "piece of ass," Big Mac!" you splutter, indignant. "Not to me!">Big Mac blinks, looking back to you - he almost seems surprised at your sudden display of gumption.>...Come to think of it, so are you. Were you actually... angry to hear someone talk about Applebloom that way? Did you just sass someone three times your size, who could pop your skull like a grape?>You realize your hands are clenched and relax them.>"S-sorry...">"Don't be, son. Not many cityboys willing to do what you just did.">"What...?">"A couple others have come skulking around here wanting to get close to my baby sister. If I'd have done this to them, they'd be on their knees in the dirt, begging me not to kill them. And here's you lookin' down the barrel of a gun, and you're defending her honor.">he smiles slightly.>"Not many cityboys like that... no, not many at all..."
>>3266851>Wanting ponies raped>Wanting to rape poniesWhy am I even here
>>3266851G'night DD.
>>3266899I am enjoying the hell out of this feel. Do continue.
Why do people spell it "Jessy Pinkman"?It's "Jesse Pinkman" you fucknuggets
>>3266891>sex is just two people masturbating together, using each other's junkWhy did i laugh so hard.
We're all horrible horrible people and there's nowhere else on Earth I'd rather discuss Pone. If I can ask just one last thing tonight, I need an episode that isn't LBYS, OWTEW, MTBPW, S&E or Bridle Gossip.
>>3266899>>"Shit, son...! Ain't seen many kids your age willing to go that far to get a piece of ass--">>"She's not a "piece of ass," Big Mac!" you splutter, indignant. "Not to me!"MASSIVE FEELS OFF THE STARBOARD BOWBRACE FOR IMPACT
>>3266899I think we just made a friend.
guis, can someone post the sketches Rose drew yesterday pz I missed the thread and cba to dig archiveplz
>>3266891errr.no.
>>3266899Meant to aim it at>>3266306
>>3266766Yeah, though I wonder what I can do.If I was him I'd really resent someone meddling with my life just because they thinks they're cooler than me. Though on the other hand I would have loved an older brother to look up to.Sometimes I take him out with my friends, but I can't take him to everything and when I do it's kinda awkward because he doesn't talk much.
where is new horse?
>>3266943Sisterhooves social
>>3266899I am enjoying this alternate universe. Bro Mac is bro.
>>3266957*they think
>>3266943Sisterhooves Social.
>>3266891sex is more than that anonit's a wonderful and beautiful act of intimacy
>>3266961That'll be a good one to fall asleep to. May your dreams be filled of ponies MLPG.
>>3266980only if you want it to be.
>>3266980>wonderful and beautiful>your bodies produce farting sounds from air being trapped between you
>>3266891>sex is just two people masturbating together, using each other's junkSex with a stranger? Sure.Sex with someone you love? Incredible.
>>3266980not reallyit's just a form of mutual masturbation
>>3265420Sorry, I just got here. Why is Diamond grounded?
>>3266957>coolOh god no, I'm just sketchy artfag (heh wordplay) that he tries to impress by insulting.Why am I talking about my relationships on /mlp/, god this is strange
>>3267008Sex with someone who wasn't expecting it and never wanted it? I wouldn't know
>>3267009Is this going to be one of those weird dialectical things where, like, we argue for these two different positions for 400 pages before finally coming to a "synthesis"?
>>3266980Nah, that's afterglow and cuddling. Sex is sweaty, and messy, and tiring, and fun. And yes, it's wonderful, but it's sure as hell not beautiful.
>>3267009Everything I do is a form of masturbation.
>>3266899>"shit, i like you, son! you ain't touchin' my sister again tonight, but you want some whiskey to get rid of those blue balls?"
>>3267028>Not seeing the beauty in ugly thingsYou are cretin tier, Deaf.
>>3267008>neither interest mei am borked
>>3267022Because he is a douche?How the fuc did him mother forget he was grounded and let him to to camp?
>>3267044He probably snuck out.
Do you EVER stop talking about sex or the fucking artists?
>>3267008>implying sex with a stranger can't be incredible>implying masturbation can't be incredible
>>3267060NO
>>3267057>>3267057>>3267057new horse here>>3267060no
>>3267033Nope.Nope nope nope
>>3267060NO.
>>3267060you must be new here dot bump
>>3267033>anon spews the gorilla warfare pasta at him next time he jokes about Applebloom
>>3267060It could be worseWe could bet talking about fucking artists
>>3266899>Big Mac calling his sister a piece of assHuh, how about that.
>>3267075No, I've been here for forever.It's just, well, I was kinda hoping y'all might go crazy and try something new.Guess I'm going to have to specific threads in /mlp/ if I want any discussion besides pony buttholes or what whatever artist had for breakfast.
>>3267112>Implying he hasn't had some of that ass.
>>3267112He wasn't directly calling her that. Anon just acted without thinking.
>>3267129why don't you discuss something, then?dropping in and bitching only leads to more bitching
>>3267164You have a good point actually.Sorry.
>>3263544I know your pain! Please look up TRT. Its a $200 test from your doctor. I went through the same shit for 25 years; constant apathy, impassivity almost no sex drive. Turns out I had a testosterone deficiency. I hope you get help, its turned my life around.
