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let's all talk about spike and what a cool little bro he is

i think it's really cool how his crush on rarity is a recurring theme instead of just a one-off joke

i thought he was going to be an annoying pet for twilight but he's really likeable

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WHEN IS LUNAQUEST

>rape

>quilted comforter
>telescope
>above a library
>balcony

Is it wrong that I'd trade houses with a horse?

>>3240393
Now you fucked up

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Kawaii loli imouto

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I want one of these masks.

Should I buy one?

Can someone draw a pony wearing one?

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>>3240387
He's the most generally likeable character in the show.

>>3240407
i want to carve a butter sculpture of apple bloom

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>>3240430
errr

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>>3240404
...Again? What this time?

give me an episode to watch i'm too blazed tom ake that decision myself

>>3240370
>Over the next three days you see her milling around Ponyville, begging and pleading with different ponies to let her stay
>Most of them have been too weirded out by her antics in the past and Bonbon needs another month before she can move into an apartment big enough for both of them; Carrot Top is waiting for her lease to run out so she can buy a new plot of land
>It's the day Lyra has to leave; a few parties were thrown, her friends came by to support her and see her off, and you can still see her from the window in town hall, sitting and waiting dejectedly for the last late bus to Canterlot
>You sit down next to her and for the first time in your recollections of your time with her, she doen't react at all
>"Hey Lyra, I heard you're leaving." She just sits there, staring ahead. "And, I wanted to say I'm sorry, I contributed to this in some-"
>"No Anon, I'm sorry. I stalked and bugged and bothered you, and expected you to love me. But I can't make you love me, not now. Not ever."
>The fact that she won't even look at you make her words hurt all the more. Quietly, you hand her the wrapped rectangular gift you've been carrying
>She feels around the edges, and with a gentle tap on the front determines the glass underneath. "How did you know I burned all the other restraining orders?"
>"I didn't." You say nothing more as she tears open the paper, her eyes quickly scanning the framed document that now says that Anon is the legal guardian of one (1) Lyra Heartstrings

>>3240387
He seems to best in small doses. A joke here, a snarky response there.

I wouldn't mind seeing him interact with others. Maybe a playdate with the CMC, hanging out with Snips and Snails, maybe even Cherilee since she seems to be in his episodes.

OH NOOOOOO

OLD HORSE ALREADY 404'D

why did old horse 404?

>>3240430
Why?

>>3240451
>>3240452
le epic troll xD

did the last thread just 404

what

>>3240392
No idea, his Steam profile says he hasn't been on for 3 days.

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>>3240404
i miss old horse already!

>>3240451
>>3240452
Someone must have deleted it. The 2 old horses is still up though.

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>dovne posting instagram pics of what he is eating for dinner

strong urge to unfollow rising

>>3240451
>>3240452
It was suffering.

>>3240454
she's a very buttery horse

>>3240460
i dont understand

>>3240470
He's really not worth following anymore.
He barely draws ponies and the rest of it is all personal blog bullshit

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>>3240443
d'aww

>>3240460
What would they even accomplish with it? So strange...

>>3240443
>You fumble to catch the frame before it falls and breaks as Lyra clutches her hooves to her heart, deep sobs wracking her body like painful hiccups
>Setting the frame down on the bench, you turn to Lyra
>She's a mess; her mane is unkempt, her coat is uneven from where she clutched so tightly at herself, and her face is dripping with tears and a bit of snot
>And in spite of that, you pull her into a hug, the stifled sound of crying emenating from where she's burried her face into your shirt
>After a few minutes Lyra lifts her face up to look at you, her ears flicking low. "Anon, you didn't, you don't have to d-, oh god you do love me."
>She's back to crying for a little while longer, and by now you're pretty sure that your shirt is ruined; a thought that is sealed when you hear the trumpeting noise of her blowing her nose on the fabric

>>3240493
>personal blog shit
>on a personal blog

you dont fucking say

>>3240499
Trolling is pointless

>>3240450

>Spike occasionally TAs for Cheerilee when Twilight doesn't need his help

>Spike broing around with Snips and Snails

>Spike has a list of all the things the CMC have tried and failed to earn their Cutie Marks at
>it's about four scrolls long by now
>each scroll being around 10 feet of parchment
>and Spike has very small handwriting.

>>3240493
he is about to start doing a lot of ponies and commissions

>>3240513
"shit" was the key-word there, anon
Shit
No one in the world gives a fuck about what he ate for dinner.
And it's fucking instagram'd too

>>3240499
>>3240499
>What would they even accomplish with it?
they would accomplish >le epic troll xD

>>3240510
I like your writing.

It's cute and funny at the same time with some d'aww mixed in.

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1205819?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

>>3240418
Better yet, draw a pony Lyra wearing a creepy human mask.

>>3240544
>creepy human mask
gotta be a nixon mask

>>3240510
>Lyra is completely spent, and you decide after a moment's waffling to pick her up and take her home
>You drop her off in the shower, and go to make some tea as the sun sets
>She reappears after a little while, wrapped in towels and sipping her tea before speaking up. "I'm sorry to be a burden on you."
>Now it's your turn to tilt your head quizically. "Lyra, you're absolutely insane and maybe dangerous. You've disrupted my life constantly, and put me through some frankly horrific ordeals."
>She slumps onto the table, and you clap your hands together to get her attention back. "But I won't let you be locked up away from everything you love, even if that means that I have to keep you here with me. You're a good pony, and we need you here."
>She excuses herself to go blow her nose, and you don't even bother to shadow her to make sure she's not stealing your toothbrush this time

>Later that night, you tuck her in on the couch; she's completely exhausted emotionally, and you can barely hear it as she mumbles sleepily, "I knew that you would love me."
>"I never said that." You switch off the lights and head into your room, clicking and locking the usual assortment of padlocks and chains before finally getting into bed
>'I never said that.' The words clink and echo around your head as sleep drags you into its embrace, and the last thought you have is that while you may never have said that, you felt it

>The next day you wake up to find Lyra licking all of your silverware

>>3240550
>Lyra will never be able to do the signature double peace sign

>>3240550
You'd have to carry over some traits from the horse mask.

Big, wide open, unblinking eyes. Mouth gaping open.

>>3240556
>last line

oh come on! we all knew it was coming, couldn't you have at least spoiler'd it so i could continue to pretend?!

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>>3240536
Thanks anon, I appreciate that.

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Sure is slow in here...

>>3240556
>The next day you wake up to find Lyra licking all of your silverware
my sides

>>3240516
Spike might be a good candidate for leading a backgrounder centric episode. Without Twilight's focus craziness, he's friend to go and chat with random ponies.

Though I keep remembering how short he is. It'd be heart warming if all the ponies he meets help him get around.

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[1]

Adventure!

>>3240593
everyon mavia

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>bunch of deleted posts on rose's

oh that wacky rose! anyone know what they were.

>>3240599
>no applebloom

as it should be.

>>3240599
>Applebloom wasn't invited to the ADVENTURE boat.

>>3240393
>not changeling

>>3240606
Rose's foray into porn

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>>3240556

>>3240606
I was just getting upset at tumbdorks, no worries.

>>3240556
>'I never said that.' The words clink and echo around your head as sleep drags you into its embrace, and the last thought you have is that while you may never have said that, you felt it

I can't help but think there's going to be more.

>MS animating twilight blowing a human cock
gaaaaay, i want horse cock

>>3240625
ilu5evr

what is the best way to cuddle a pony non sexually?

Simply spooning, holding her close in embrace to you?

Or maybe laying on your back and her laying on your chest, falling asleep to your heart beat?

Or perhaps laying back in a recliner, with them draped over your lap so you can scratch their ears and mane?

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so who is this Kajio and how come i never heard of him before?

http://e621.net/post/show/228614/animated-balls-bestiality-blue_eyes-blush-cum-cum_

better than tiarawhy

>>3240625
anon stop pretending to be rose, it's sacrilegious

Going to stream Rescue at Midnight Castle (the first ever MLP animation) at 11:30. Until then, Party of One.

http://www.livestream.com/vancouvertheatre?t=313242

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>>3240576
you mean like this?

>>3240629
It never turns into sex

>>3240622
YOU

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU UPDATE LYRA QUEST?!

THAT IS THE -ONE- THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR, AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT

YOU REALLY ARE AS STUPID AS PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE

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[BEST PONY]

>>3240640
>better than tiarawhy
ppfftbhahaa

>>3240647
im ok with that

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>>3240634
>gaaaaay, i want horse cock

>>3240643
>the first ever MLP animation
You mean it's a pilot?

>>3240649
Uhh, I updated it like yesterday morning.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.html

>>3240647
Good.

I'm burned out on sex. Too much sex.

>>3240640
It's not hard to be better than Tiara.

>>3240634
link?

>>3240678
That's the word I was looking for.

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>>3240649
He wasn't around Friday night to cap it.

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxx
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD
PART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9
BONUS 7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanon
PART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeip
PART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRry
PART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwB
PART 11: http://pastebin.com/hnziXggh
PART 12: http://pastebin.com/J7HPiMdv

>>3240692
Intredasting. Will watch.

>>3240655
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTdueVxwk4

>>3240615
Changelings suck.

>>3240655

What are you doing out of bed, Sweetie Belle?

...for that matter, what am I doing...?

Too tired to write a decent greentext that isn't a spaghettifest... I think I'm gonna crash.

>>3240699
Sorry about that, I tried staying up when I got home from work, but I passed out 3/4th into the quest.

>>3240622
Wait a minute, so what the fuck happened in the middle?

How did she go to jail?

>>3240688

http://twilightlicio.us/streams/

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Can someone draw this with Trixie in the center and Ponyville circling her?

>>3240734
Man, i had that almost happen to me driving back home from a match.

Night shoot after a workday that starts at 5 AM are NOT a good idea, especially if the drive home is from fucking TEMPLE

>>3240736
Ponies have jump cut technology?

>>3240708
Maybe they do suck cock.

but not as much cock as you like to suck

>>3240736
That record is sealed, sir.

>>3240736
You missed out anon.

Lewd Pamphleteering

>>3240643
>2:30 AM
>Movie

Why does this always happen?

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enjoy

>Season opens with Cadance and shining armor wanting to return to their home kingdom, Celestia and the girls find it in ruins after the changeling attack and have to rebuild it.

>Discord returns mid season but not as the bad guy, the episodes revolve around someone making past mistakes and repenting from their sins

>The derpy episode is composed of her wondering why everyone thinks she is 'different'

>ocativa and pinkie pie song is for derpy, trying to cheer her up

>Trixie episode when she seeks out twilight to be a good magician and un-boastful

>Luna returns for an episode, but the episode revolves around her trying to restore her kingdom and adjust to new formalities

>CMC gets their cutie marks, appleblooms is a seed, scoots is a motor, belle is a single sapphire


>Twilght experiences what she seems to be a failure worrying the whole time about something she passes, the test was dealing with the unknown

>Parent episode revolving around Scootaloo with rainbow dash and applejack as support, the moral is even if you don't know where your true parents are they are caring for you and your family is where your heart is

>>3240736
it was in the daythread I think.

>>3240640

I WILL BE IN MY BUNK

>>3240725

>Rarity finds you asleep on the couch.
>Sweetie Belle lays on your chest, likewise fast asleep.

>>3240772
Get a better timezone.

I'll probably do MLP: The Movie earlier tomorrow night.

>>3240777
0/10
swing and a miss

Which pony likes to cuddle the most?

>>3240777
>Single sapphire
That'd be so depressing for her

>>3240777
>>Discord returns mid season but not as the bad guy, the episodes revolve around someone making past mistakes and repenting from their sins
>making past mistakes and repenting from their sins
>past mistakes
>their sins
>Past Sins

YOU INSIDIOUS MOTHERFUCKER

>>3240777
>Season opens with Cadance and shining armor wanting to return to their home kingdom, Celestia and the girls find it in ruins after the changeling attack and have to rebuild it.
only that one could make sense, with the Crystal Kingdom and all, and the song that has been posted.
The rest, 0/10

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>>3240777
>CMC gets their cutie marks, appleblooms is a seed, scoots is a motor, belle is a single sapphire

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>>3240640

why are there never any volume controls in porn flashes? is that like a hard thing to do or something?

>>3240725
I hope whatever greentext it was, it was a nonsexual one.

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>>3240799

>>3240777
>derpy episode
>they said at comic con Derpy will never be more than a wheres waldo character anymore.

and thats exactly how it should be.

>>3240736
here

>You're over in produce looking at a head of lettuce when you sense it; she's close
>Whirling around you see Lyra looking at you from behind a shelf, experimentally sliding the tip of a cucumber in and out of her mouth
>She doesn't break eye contact with you as you trundle you way over, and her tending to the cucumber only seems to get more ferocious as you draw nearer
>"Lyra, did you follow me here again?" You ask, and she lets the cucumber slip free from her lips, setting it back onto the shelf with the other ones
>"Oh hey Anon, I actually didn't even know you shopped here!" Your eyes don't waver from the saliva covered cucumber now neatly placed back on the stack, even as she picks up a new one and starts licking the edge of it
>"Yes you did. And that's not the point, and I'm just going to go ahead and ask you-" Lyra flings the cucumber into her cart, suddenly wrapping her hooves around your midriff and becoming impossible to pry off
>"Oh Anon yes, take me! Do it, ravish me here in the st-mmmph!" You clap a hand over her mouth and nose until she finally lets go of you, scrabbling at your vice grip and taking in huges gulps of air as she is released
>"Sorry I had to to that." Your hand is damp, and you realize she was licking it as you tried to keep her quiet. "Ugh. Anyway look, are you stalking me, and that's why you're here, or are you actually shopping?"

>new nsfw tess stuff up
>older ponies and zecora
>two of which are chubby
>dat mayor

Unf.

>>3240598
spike would be great as a main character for a mlp video game

>>3240828
Rainbow Dash?

>>3240643
Starting the movie now!

>>3240828
I mean non sexual cuddling

I'm gonna draw fanart for fanfiction and nobody can stop me

>>3240839
link

>>3240838
>"I'm having a-a party of course! And yoooooooou're invi-"
>"No. Lyra, in your cart are two gloves, one cucumber, a pumpkin that looks decidedly like a human torso..."
>Lyra starts backing away slightly with her cart. "I'm sure that you're just finding patterns that don't exist with that, that crrrrazy human brain of yours!"
>"Lyra why do you have a balloon that has my face on it, and why is it wearing a hat?"
>She doesn't respond, and you get down low to meet her at eye level
>"Lyra. I am only going to ask once; are you making a sex doll of me again?"
>The fact that this is the only time she hasn't been staring directly at you gives her away instantly, and you stand up with an exasperated groan
>Lyra stamps her hoof. "Hey, come on! If you'd just have agreed to come by my house every day for twenty minutes then I wouldn't have to do this!"
>"I did go once Lyra!" Much of the market is now staring at the two of you, but you're not the crazy one here. "You tied me to a bed and were going to brand your cutie mark onto me!"
>"I still maintain that that was just a joke. And look, what I do in the privacy of my home with my vegetables and balloons is my business."

>>3240851
I might regret this, but which fanfic?

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>lobotomy

>>3240841
>Platformer staring Spike

I'd play that

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1205844?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

>>3240846
his her biggest secret

>>3240849
It would be non-sexual at first

>you will never select your gun, then select your horse

>>3240884

Rainbow Dash is Lyra?

>>3240881
>15 players
>still full

>>3240877
Every single one there is

>>3240839
>>3240852
LINK YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>3240908
>you will never understand this meme

>>3240865
>You rub your eyes, already exhausted by a five minute exchange with the overzealous pony. "Okay fine, just don't leave it on a fucking park bench like last time, that was a really awkward discussion to have with Mayor."
>"I didn't know that Scootaloo was going to try and eat it!"
>"Lyra, eveny pony in this town eats vegetables almost exclusively, you can't be leaving a bunch of cooze-covered food dummies laying around in public spaces!"
>Grabbing your pasta firmly, you turn around and go to the express checkout, leaving Lyra to agonize over her poorly written shopping list scrawled across a human anatomy drawing
>Leaving the store, you turn back as a heavy thunk resounds off one of the glass display windows
>You turn to see Lyra's entire body pressed up against the glass, two of Ponyville's finest slapping a pair of cuffs on her before marching her to the station


>You later find she was taken in for "Lewd Pamphleteering," having created a production line of how-to pamphlets for simulating human genitals from produce

sorry for the deletion, had a mistake I though I fixed

>>3240622
Glad to see I am not the only one who writes about batshit insane ponies.

>>3240918
Do "Spark" first

>>3240959
>i didn't make it in time

urk

When is moon horse quest?

>>3240903
I dont know if I'd be able to break it to Lyra

Cuddling together in bed and having her getting a little too fresh for my comfort. Having to push her hoof aside and tell I"m not into that

>>3240968
Ice Pilots is better.

>>3240920
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tess+nsfw+tumblr

>>3240987
>Implying she would use her hoof.
I wonder how powerful unicorn magic is, if she can hold you down with it.

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Can't think of a pony to finish this as. Any suggestions? If I don't get any it'll just be Cheerille
I'm also coloring this one I guess.

>>3240997
his style does not lend itself towards porn at all.

>>3240988
Well shit, I've never heard of that one either.

Now I have another one to watch.

>>3240987
I know I need to go to bed when a single line of unintended >feels makes my heart hurt.

>>3240960
Yes but his doesn't take my heart and stomp on it.

What if being around your favorite pony was giving you a terminal illness slowly debilitating you until death.
Would you have the heart to tell her she must stay away from you, lest you perish by the disease?

>>3241008
My headcanon is humans are nulls. That way no magic faggotry can happen to a human.

>>3240959
>my mistake is still in there

welp, I'll take it

>>3241008
Are you implying that Lyra would keep going, even after I said no?

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One second too slow.

>>3240979
No worries, deleting that post after this one. Thanks for the story!

>>3241024
Agreed.

Though it could be ate the very least humorous, if dooks would color more of it.

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>>3241033
I'd stay with her until I die

>>3241021
Rarity

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1205863?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

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>>3240997
holy shit is that supposed to be porn of human rose?

>>3241044
She is going to rape you.

>>3241042
You're not me.

Am I you, from the future?

or are you just another OCD anon

>>3241021
rarity

>>3241064
apparantly not.

But I'm not sure.

>>3241040
She could still use magic on ropes and shit.

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so i posted this earlier but got no responses, so i figured i would at least try one more time when we were more chill. So im trying to draw Pinkie and Dash like so, but its looking real goofy and i dont quite know how to go about fixing it. Im moderately happy with how Dash is coming even if her ass is giving me some trouble, but Pinkie looks all kinds of fucked up. Any tips or suggestions i could try doing to make it look better?

>>3241058
>>3241074
Can it not be Rarity? I'm shit at doing her squiggly wiggly hair.

>>3241080
NOT IF I TIE HER UP AND RAPE HER FIRST

>>3241033
We would hold each other until I died.
It would be even more romantic if she had the same consequences. Kinda like the opposite of Hancock

I wonder how DT's mother got into the asylum.
I know Filthy doesn't go around fucking crazy mares, something had to have happened.

>>3241024
I don't really know what to think about Tess doing porn.

I mean I'm not mad. I know a lot of mouthbreathers gave him shit for it the past couple days but I don't really mind.

I didn't anticipate it though, and looking at it I'm not really sure what his goal is.

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LOL

>>3241088
Redo it.

>>3241100
To reveal that he wants to fuck ponies
Really badly

>>3241103
If she started screaming TWILY TWILY it might have been funny

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>>3240997
Silly link aside, I'm glad I know now to avoid anything that has 'Tess' and 'porn' together.

>>3241088
Actually, yeah >>3241104 re-do it, Dash's position doesn't let you to fix Pinkie.

>>3241095
Never watched that movie.
Looked uninteresting.

>>3241091
That cherry pony girl

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Well, goodnight MLPG, glad you liked my greentexting and such.

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>you will never be married to Tara Strong

>>3241031
>thing were nice at first, snuggling soundly in bed together. For the first time in a long time, you were perfectly content
>after a while however, she starts rubbing you. Lower. And lower.
>This isnt what you wanted
>Gently, but forcibly, you stop her, holding her leg
>"Lyra. Please. I'm not....into that."
>"But....I thought you liked me."
>"I do. Just not like that. You're so cute, I wanted to lay in bed together."
>"But not....be intimate?"
>"Well, no. I'm not really attracted to ponies like that."
>Lyra is quiet for a while as you two resume cuddling
>But when she starts crying, you're not sure that you should do.

>>3241103
Oh god I really laughed!

>>3241024
I disagree. I think his porn's really cute.

>>3241123
Cheerilee?

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>>3241128
>you will never be able to suck on her tits

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>>3241103

>>3241103
...I laughed at this one. Does that mean that I'm going to lose my ability to tell jokes now?

>>3241103
Well, at least there's a joke this time.

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>Browsing pony art on a furry site for shits and giggles
>Something mildly fappable?
>Comment section where people are swapping stories about how they literally lost their virginity to horses

GAME OVER

>>3241064
No, that's Lead Hooves

>>3241103

Why would Dash hate the rain? I'd think pegasi would be more or less neutral to weather, since, you know, they make it. Small point, but it bugs me.

>>3241127
Yes.

There's a need for more.

>>3241144
You are stuck with dad jokes forever!

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>>3241151
>Going to a furry site and not wanting to see people talk about bestiality

>>3241161
I did some last night.

>>3241103
Oh god I actually grinned.
This is deplorable.

>>3241159

maybe she doesn't like that part of her job

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>>3241103
>mfw americans don't know the difference between "impression" and "impersonation" or "imitation"

>>3241127
>nonsexual, enjoyable greentexts

thank you mystery man

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>>3241151
I LOOK AT A LOT OF CARTOON HORSEPORN AND THIS HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOURS?

>>3241120
>>3241104
well shit, i diddnt want to do that but i guess ill take another wack at it another day. What about Dash alone tho? Aside from her obvious lack of mane, ass and wings i dont see any glaring flaws aside from my overall mediocre drawing skill. i might just erase pinkie and finish her.

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>>3241187
>mfw yuropoors in my MLPG

>>3241151
>>3241195
>wacking it to poneporn

But how

>>3241187
>some one is stupid
>all people in a group must also be stupid

>>3241206
I wish we could filter countries like /sp/

>>3241229
that's racist

>>3241229
I wish I could filter faggots.

>>3241195
>Aw yeah fat anthros
>Wait is that a dick
>Aw shit

>>3241229
>Brazilian tries to make a comment
>instantly filtered to HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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i just found out today that europeans call ranch dressing "american sauce"

i thought that was hilarious

>>3241247
I would laugh my balls off.

>>3241195
Sleepy pone no!

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why is every artist doing porn
i looked up to tess
and now
i just don't know what to do

It's impossible for Humans and Ponies to coexist in Equistria.

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>>3241151

>2012
>not losing your virginity to horses
>ishiggy diggy diggy

>>3241273
get over it?

>>3241273
...deal with it?

>>3241274
>Equistria

>>3241274
What if it was just me? I'm pretty easy to get along with

When's the last time you fapped to real life pornography?

>>3241274
why?

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>>3241283
>>3241286
Never

>>3241273
I want ghost to do porn now

>>3241295
Since way before fim

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>>3241273
She's next, then Rose, thenI DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER ARTIST THAT DOESN'T DO PORN ANYMORE

>>3241295
yesterday
Well, it wasn't porn, it was a picture of Katy Perry.
Oh well

>>3241295
today actually, but maybe a full week had passed before I did

>>3241307
does anyone have that zoom-in on the quarter panel of some gold-colored shitbox 90s sedan that has a smiley face in the lines of the car?

>>3241295
that depens on what your definition of "real life" is

>>3241307
Rose will never do porn.

She better not ever do porn.

>>3241290
No. For eventually madness will overtake you and you will hurt/kill any Unicorn, Earthie, Pegasi, Crystal, Changeling, Sea Pony or Alicorn near you.

>>3241309
at least it's human

>>3241295
the 2nd to last time i fapped. i switch between pone and non pone. its pretty much whatever got me hard at the time actually.

When's the last time you fapped to pone? Which one was it?

>>3241307
>that car's face

That reminds me, Brave Little Toaster at 12 PM EST

>>3241295
I imagine they have Pinkie's brain

>>3241326
Never.
n/a

>>3241326

n/a

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>You will never get verbally destroyed by Diamond Tiara.

>>3240643
Well thanks to the two people who checked it out! Tomorrow night (let's say around 7PDT) I'll do MLP: The Movie.

But for the rest of tonight I'll just do some King of the Hill.

>>3241326
2 days ago
Luna

>>3241323
what? Why? I'm petty stable. I'd never kill a person, let a long a cute pony trying to be my friend

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Quick, choose one of the main 6

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>>3241295
Today.

I can't fap to pony, like, it's subconsciously 2gross4me

Fapfics? I start actually imaging the characters doing this shit and I laugh my ass off

Ponyporn? At best I think "dat ass" and can't get hard to it.

What's wrong with me MLPG?

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>>3241343
>you will never rape her afterwards

>>3241326
Rarity because of that animation

>>3241347
>King of the Hill.
Eugh
EUUUUUGHHHHH

>>3241326
yesterday, fluttershy

>>3241343
>She will never reduce you to a groveling, sobbing wreck
>she will never sit on your face, telling you it's all you're good for

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>>3241326
Today
this one

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>>3241326

i just fapped to this

http://e621.net/post/show/228614/animated-balls-bestiality-blue_eyes-blush-cum-cum_

i came pretty hard

>>3241366
Bwaaahhh!

>>3241343
>You will never forcibablly impregnate Diamond Tiara with Snails semen, cut of her legs and leave her trapped in the dark during the pregnancy. Removing all her teeth so she doesn't try to bite her tongue out and Feeding her only smoothies. You will never get to help her through labor and raise the baby as your own.

>>3241343
That's good.

Because I would have to squish a tiny pony.

>>3241355
FLUTTERSHY.

>>3241326
Three months ago
Mrs Cake/Trixie

>>3241326
Almost did yesterday, but then that flash turned out to be a troll so I switched to some human stuff.

>>3241355
Pinkie

>>3241359
Why would you do that to her.
Poor little filly has a shitty enough life as it is.

>>3241371

That URL just made me laugh

>>3241353
Emotions have power there.
Humans have far more capacity for evil and madness than Ponies.

Eventually you'd go mad

>>3241355
Fluttershy.

>>3241400
>Eventually you'd go mad

But why?

>>3241382
>>3241402
Who?

>>3241355
Spike

>>3241395
>all that money
lol no, I'm gonna rape that loli pony

>>3241355

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