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hey did you guys ever notice that all the worst horses are white?

old horse: >>3160306

horse on, fellows.
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Keep it in one thread horsefuckers!
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>>3164158
Worst ponies are transparents
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s050DxpN4EOi
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>>3164171
7slow
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I thoroughly dislike black people.
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>ponyography
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>>3164051
L olnh brx.Li brx duh lqwuhvwhg l'p prg dw d srqb VW dqg zhuh vwuhdplqj wkh vkrz vwduwlqj zlwk hs rqh nhhs wkh ehdw wdon wr frgh whoo l vhh li wkh rwkhuv duh rndb zlwk lw vbqfkwxeh frp/u/olwwohjluovkrz

Streaming gravityfalls if anyone wants synchtube com/r/littlegirlshow
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>>3164158
But there are no white horses.
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I am actually ross.

Don't tell anyone.
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>>3164258
Shinning armor is pure white.
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I also hate that cis scum
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>>3164262
that would not surprise me
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>>3164258
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>>3164248
>It's okay because someone else did it

Nanaki is really, really, really unintelligent.
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>>3164248
Really Nanaki?
Really?
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>>3164257
But there are no episodes on Youtube!
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>>3164248
ponyo?
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>In the Starswirl wing of the royal library there sit three books, each one has only a hoof print on it and a number.
>They are largely ignored.
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>>3164171
errs!
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>>3164248
>Well, LOOK!
>Someone else drew porn!
>It's not my fault! It's okay!
>And I had fun so it's double okay!

>child with aspergers failing at sounding like he knows how being accepted works
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>>3164293
We downloaded.
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>>3164304
Ye beefed it

>>3164277
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>>3164258
SA is
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>>3164273
And Blueblood and Fancy Pants
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WE GLITTER GLUE NOW?
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>>3164281
This is the first time I ever been revolted by something pone related.
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>>3164340
ILU2 Pinkie.
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>>3164332
I know. I'll just going to stop jumping the gun and wait till Renne quest ends at 5 AM.
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Reposting the epilogue.

>>3164304
Sorry Sentenal.


>>3164024
>>3163999
>>3163976

>You don't know how she managed to clean up as well as she did, but when you sit down again, she looks immaculate.
>You, for your part, hoped nobody saw you dashing through the halls to the bathroom with your cock halfway hanging out... and you wonder what the janitors will think when they find the "evidence" the two of you left behind.
>Silver Spoon catches your eye, as she looks between you and her "boss" for a moment, before flushing bright red and wordlessly turning to face the front.
>Class continues as normal, although you are once again aware of Diamond's hoof resting on your knee.
>Later, as you're packing up, however, she walks out without a word. You try to catch her attention, but you are summarily ignored.
>You blink confusedly at her, before turning a little hot in the face.
>Is that it? Was she just using you - are you just another sucker who got pulled in with her poisonous charms?
>you are taken from your reverie by a hoof holding something out to you.
>It's Silver Spoon. With your pen.
>"Diamond asked me to return this to you."
>"O-oh. Thanks..."
>as you reach up to take it, she leans in and whispers in your ear.
>"She wants you to meet her in the parking lot - you're studying at her place tonight."
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>>3164349
>>3164281

Same. The shapes are just so weird.
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>>3164304
>Every time you update it, he is going to continue to spite you.
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MLPG, I have a question: Have you ever blown a load so hard you thought you might've pulled something?

Feels good man.
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>>3164277
>Silver Spoon/Diamond Tiara/Anonpony Threesome
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>>3164348
We glitter glue now
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>>3164171
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>>3164348

Twilight's eyes need to look more asian.
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>>3164384
hnnnnngh
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>>3164368
>>3164338
>forgetting to take your imposter name off
>2012
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>>3164377
No it doesn't. Especially if it leaves your balls sore and you can't walk right for a few minutes.
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>>3164365
...sequel...?
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>>3164377

You know what doesn't feel good? When you sneeze and your whole body aches afterward.
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>>3164404
i vote yes
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>>3164370
Hah.

H-Here I go...
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>>3164384
So why does /g/ tell everyone to do that, anyways?
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>>3164384
Fuck you twist, trisquel master race
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>>3164411
Holy shit that feels fucking awful.
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So what does MLPG think of my first attempts at becoming a drawfag?
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>>3164377
Yeah, I was in the shower with a brand new, thicker and slightly longer toy, and I had put the water up to burning hot levels. When I finally came, I passed out for a couple of minutes. I'm pretty sure it took a couple of years off my lifespan.
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>>3164428
Because it will solve any stupid tech support question you have and teach you to rinux
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Out of town tonight, was pretty busy, can't do a full hamburger time report.

So uhh

MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 81
Morale: High! I think.
Horsefucking Levels: Unknown!
Flavor of the day: Unknown!
Post count for 7/11/2012: 6592

We ponied today. Hopefully hard.

I do know that Pony or Die is doing better than expected. It's changing fairly fluidly, and will be fun to see where it ends up.

Ponies!
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>>3164411
FUCK

I HATE THAT SHIT
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>>3164404
I too vote yes
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>>3164445
Better than my first attempt.
Just keep swimming.
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>>3164445
I think it looks promising Seriously I do
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>>3164403
Even at the end of a long day, when you can lay there and relax until it goes away?

>>3164411
I know that feel, bro. I've had sneezes that left me walking funny for a couple minutes before.

>>3164452
You have no idea how jelly I am right now. None whatsoever.
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>>3164445
Need more of that cancer pone
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>>3164452
You sticking dildos up your butt son?
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>>3164390
Glitter Glue pls
pls
I love you
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>>3164428

Joke. You have to compile Gentoo yourself and it's a complex OS made for autist programmers.
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>>3164445
You have potential. Nurture it.
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>>3164488
technically it's a butt plug
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>Horsefucking Levels: Unknown!
>Flavor of the day: Unknown!
Oh for fucks sake.
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Is anyone coloring the AJ -butt pie retrieval pic?
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>>3164445
better than my first attempts
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>>3164483
Except you can't, because you've been sitting there edging for the last five hours and then as soon as it all blows out and you get up to pee the pressure immediately makes it feel like you hit your balls with a claw hammer.
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>>3164479
>that fucking comic
Every time.
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>>3164463
Horsefucking levels were very high today.

And the Flavor of the Day was Chubby Scratch.
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>>3164377
One time I did so hard I thought I died.
It was an exciting night filled with toys and tantric positions. When I finally finished, I was upside down, the release caused me to lose control of my legs and I slumped on my neck awkwardly and couldn't move and I was hunched over and could barely breathe.
I started to fade into black when I managed to push myself off the wall and onto my side.
Best orgasm to date
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>>3164479
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>>3164463
>tfw you weren't the first to fuck up Pony or Die after all
it's a good feel
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>>3164513
>not pissing before you fap
casual
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>>3164385
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>>3164517

Klondike pls
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Okay I finished.
I'll stop spamming WIPs now.
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>>3164463
Still going to have writers going multiple times, or has the drawfag/writefag ratio evened out?
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>>3164519
Were you the slutty mare?
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>>3164541
So does this go into my plane pony folder?
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>>3164541
>1/10
That Panko is clearly not aerodynamic.
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>>3164526
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>>3164463
Where's your trip?
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>>3164532
>start to fap
>suddenly have to piss
>have to walk all the way to the bathroom with a painful boner
>so goddamn hard to piss with a boner
>get soft before even leaving the bathroom
>have to start over
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>>3164463
How hard is it to remember a tripcode?
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>>3164541
It's better than I could image. Tess, you showed me what for.
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>>3164541
Tess, pls.

pls Tess, pls.

Have my babbies
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>>3164560
Nah, Pinkie just has some rocket leg augments
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>>3164541
80/10 will spam incessantly
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>>3164555
I'll still need multiple writers to go twice to get everyone in. So yes.
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>>3164557
the sluttiest mare
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>>3164577

>Not fapping through the urge to piss

That's how you get strong orgasms, man
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>>3164571
>not 5000x5000
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You will never do the double blaster with a pone
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>>3164588
but pinkie your a girl

or are you going to implant an egg in the head of your mate
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pls
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>>3164595
Excellent. Looking forward to writing again. Should have more time when my next date comes around.
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>>3164563
Sure she is.
She's got a rocket.
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>>3164604
The what?
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>>3164578
It's probably complex, something one can't remember off hand.
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>>3164596
Good. How I wish I could join you.
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>>3164577
>not fapping in the bathroom

Am I the only one who does this? Jesus your rooms must smell like semen
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198476?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

Lousy Cheaters edition.
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>>3164607
>or are you going to implant an egg in the head of your mate
>this is how ponies really mate
>Mr Cakes had a really SPLITTING headache for a few days after the twins were birthed
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>>3164620
>hes never done the double blaster!

>laughingponydroids.png
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>>3164633
not if you clean
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>>3164633
I live in the mountains so I can just jizz on the mountaintops and nobody notices
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>>3164607
Yes
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>>3164404
>>3164418
>>3164465

>I am at a loss
>Oh Gosh

I'll possibly cook something up later.

But if I keep making posts, it'll drive Sentenal crazy while he tries to keep up.
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I feel like I should add more shadows.
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>>3164633
>implying the smell is that strong
>implying it doesn't just fade away
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>>3164633
>smell like semen
>letting your semen touch anything but your hand and occasionally your mouth
There's your problem right there.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9uors9EjNc
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http://zed001.tumblr.com/post/26648797874/this-is-a-flash-thats-been-buried-in-my-flash
Unf
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>>3164660
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>>3164675
>implying the smell fades
>implying you don't just get used to it
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>>3164660
>one day someone is mountain climbing
>there is an avalanche
>a great deal of said avalanche is your frozen semen
>they get caught in it
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Just another heads up that Renne Quest is still on! If you feel like joining, that is.
>>3161056
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>>3164463

Capped!
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>>3164674
>AJ wearing a dress like that
>Ever
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>>3164679
>occasionally
That's not how you spell "usually"
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>>3164674
10/10 would dance with, hold tight and then vigorously fuck at the first opportunity
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>>3164674
I feel like you should put her back in that toga
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>>3164660
Jeff pls go
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>>3164601
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>>3164711
HAHAHHAAHAHA
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Would you, MLPG?
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>>3164701
Im more pissed she has no hat on.

The fuck is this shit?
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>>3164660
is this you
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>>3164618
Damnit Tess.
Do you even aircraft design?
Rockets are good for thrust but the propulsion polarity is offset by the air-plasma resistance of the o-zone layer. This "Einstein's Coriolis Effect" would counteract her arm propellers through negative top speed lift! Her bird power would be zero!
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>>3164697
>There are also cans of Hawaiian Punch.
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>>3164701
>implying AJ wouldn't get fancy when she goes to parties with her waifu
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>>3164733
yes
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>>3164733
Yes.
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>>3164733
No
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>>3164717
THERE WE GO
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>>3164735
>>3164701
That would be sexy
Add a Cowboy hat
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>>3164724
I'm serious. I thought she was in a toga in one of the WIP pics, and I thought that was a neat idea
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>>3164733
Maybe
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>>3164674
Use stronger shading to bring out her curves and musculature.

Also needs more blush and lip definition.
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>>3164735
JJ stuff. I think the dress is from a game.
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>>3164748
Oh she would. But not in the style of >>3164674. Not that at all.
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>>3164748
I didn't know I was Rarity
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>>3164711

Best I can do.
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>>3164771
dont give a FUCK. No hat, no deal.
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>>3164660
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
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>>3164733
Those large breasts look very familiar. Who drew this.
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>>3164768
Yeah I remember your post, that's why I laughed
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>>3164779
THAT IS NOT A TOGA
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>>3164771
Why does she remind me of Summer from Moon over June?
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>>3164779
>>3164674
l like these better than the original. The dress isn't clinging to her like a second skin.
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>>3164770

Thank you.
I'm taking a vidya break but when I'm done I'll try that.
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>>3164812
You know her NAME?
What the fuck, man?
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>>3164812
>knowing the character names from Moon Over June
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>>3164820
> The dress isn't clinging to her like a second skin.

>It does.
UGH
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>Playing Quantum Conundrum
>Can't stop imagining Discord talking to me
This is great
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>>3164779
...thats still pretty cool.
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>>3164772
>not teaming up with Rarity and talking her into wearing a slinky cocktail dress
>not escorting her in true gentlemanly fashion while dressed to the nines
>not slow-dancing with her while keeping your hand just above her shapely hips, beating out a short waltz while the band plays in the background
>not escorting her home, and helping her out of her dress, ending the evening in energetic, loving intercourse
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>>3164829
>>3164832
Get a load of these casuals.
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>>3164826
that's not FS
that's generic anime bullshit
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>>3164738
It works, and that's all that matters.
It shall be called "PINNKU BAIFUROSUTO"
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>>3164820
>not liking second-skin nanodress with Skinshift Colormatch™ and TruCurv Cling™ technology
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>>3164829
>>3164832
I read the whole thing from start to it's newest page to see if I could fap to it
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>>3164866
Pin cool bye for ross you toe
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>>3164852
>Implying her barnyard manners wouldnt make everything in that senario a disaster

Nigga do you even remember how she acted at the Gala? She dont fit in with that scene.
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>>3164812

But she's nothing like that diseased freckly bitch from Moon Over June.
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>>3164832
I actually like reading Moon Over June. It's just so bizarre.
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>>3164861
Just like Fluttershy
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>>3164841
I mean not like JJ's picture, especially around her nether region.

>>3164871
AJ is not the type to accept all that fancy dancy techno wear.
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>>3164852

>"...Well, all right... I'll go to yer fancy-city hootenanny... but only if you come with ME to the barn dance next month."
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>>3164595
Oh, cool. Like I told you, I'd be very happy to go again.
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>>3164902
>>3164886
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>>3164886
>Finding moon over june sexually provocative
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>>3164902
please don't. you are a bad person if you support the artist of that webcomic.

just like ross
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>>3164738
That's nice.
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>>3164845
Too bad it's a terrible game.
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>>3164896
I think it's the freckles. Whenever I see them I'm instantly reminded of that character
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>>3164896

I think we can all agree that the best things about that shitty comic are the faces they make. Good lord I lose my shit every time.
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>>3164699
>>3164699
JOIN RENNE QUEST YOU FAGGOTS
>>
1 - Rarity
2 - Fluttershy
3 - Rainbow Dash
4 - Twilight Sparkle
5 - Fluttershy
6 - Applejack
7 - Princess Celestia
8 - Princess Luna
9 - Big Macintosh
0 - Zecora

Let's see what I'm fapping to
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>>3164931
Why? What has she done?
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The girls from Moon Over June just farted in your face
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>>3164926
I just wanted to see if I could do it.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198476?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

One moar plox.
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>>3164933
Brx o33w?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198476?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

1more1ever
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>>3164892
That's why Rarity gave her a crash course weeks before the dinner party while both you and she kept trying to convince Applejack to go
>>3164915
>as if that's a problem in the slightest
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Please please please, did anybody took a screencap of the thread where the joke
>bend over
started?

Gif's in return, i don't have much more to share.
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>>3164950
JUNGLE FEVER
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>>3164281
So... Celestia, Rarity, and Twilight...

Diaphragms?
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I can't stress this problem enough
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>>3164952
the same thing Ross did

suck
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>>3164968
Anon, you've been reading too many of your fanfictions.
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How are the chill levels captain?
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>>3164950
1 - Rarity
2 - Fluttershy
3 - Rainbow Dash
4 - Twilight Sparkle
5 - Fluttershy
6 - Applejack
7 - Princess Celestia
8 - Princess Luna
9 - Chrysalis
0 - Zecora

Rollin' for mahself.
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>>3164958
>You did it
>Mission accomplished
>Your reward is the memories
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>>3164771

>I think the dress is from a game.

Pose and dress are from Parasite Eve.
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>>3164999
WHATS COOLA THAN BEIN COOL?
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>>3164969
Well damn. If only we had some sort of archive where we could see all those old threads. Oh well. I guess it's lost forever and the only way we can get it back is by begging the thread for a screencap that might not exist.
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>>3165005
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3164999
Well, it's night now. So, relatively
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>>3164999
ICE COLD
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>>3164965
borked
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>>3165012
Freezing?
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>>3164957
no they didn't, i shot them in the face before they got close enough.

with a gun that i materialised out of nothing from sheer willpower
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>>3165005

You know I put two Fluttershys in, right?
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>>3164950
>>3164970

>"You've a taste for exotic fare - perhaps I could be the one to help you, there?"
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>>3164990
but I don't read fanfiction
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>>3164999
It's holding steady at 15%, sir. It doesn't look like it'll change for a good 3 hours.
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>>3164999
Well, on the scale from /v/ to Chill Clinton, I would say we are at about a Chilligan from Chilligan's Island.
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>>3164983
Ross sucks and is also a horrific cunt to better artists, as well as to those who views his art. That's his problem. It's not in being bad as such.
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>>3165005
1 - Rarity
2 - Ross art
3 - Rainbow Dash
4 - Twilight Sparkle
5 - Fluttershy
6 - Applejack
7 - Princess Celestia
8 - Princess Luna
9 - Ross art
0 - Zecora

DANGER PONE
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Explain to me all the ways that you would have tender loving sex with this pony.
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>>3165033
would a female zebra still be called a mare?
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>>3165023
>>3165012
I CAN'T HEAR YA
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>>3164962
Zkdw wkh ixfn glg brx vdb wr ph brx olwwoh slhfh ri vklw? L zloo whdu brxu dvv rshq dqg zdwfk dv brxu oxqfk srxuv rxw ri brxu exww, slfn xs zkdw L wklqn zrxog eh wkh prvw gholflrxv phdo (krshixoob brx'g kdyh hdwhq d fkhhvexujhu ru vrphwklqj) dqg hdw lw pbvhoi iru oxqfk wkh qhaw gdb.
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>>3165040
Then you haven't been reading enough fanfictions.
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>>3165007
I don't think I like this reward
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>>3165046
I was thinking Prince of Chill-Air, starring Chill Smith
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>>3165030
I do now since I was wondering why the other anon was laughing. It's cool though. I can fap to Fluttershy. It was to spoiler I was scared of.
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>>3165033
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>>3165054
I'd smoke a blunt with it every day, doc
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>>3165014
Where to lurk, mr. sarcasm?
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>>3165055
I don't care
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Grunkle Stan is best pony
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>>3165054
>toxic mario
vomit
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>>3164968
>>3164915

>Applejack teaches you to squaredance
>she also managed to talk you into wearing cowboy boots and a flannel shirt
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>>3165046
I'd say we're closer to Walter.
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>>3165073
>Applejack letting a Zebra anywhere near Granny Smith.
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>>3165073
I can't stop thinking her arms are a giant moustache
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>>3165086
>grunkle
its gruncle
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>>3165091
>Implying I need to be talked into doing such things
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>>3165091
You going to toss on a bolo or is that too much?
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>>3165107
NIGGA DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE CREDITS?
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>>3165086
>implying it isn't Mabel
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>>3165073
Ow...

My heart...
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>>3165090
although i hate that guy i love the name "toxic mario"
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>>3165091
>flannel
unf
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>Eating a lunchable because fuck year lunchables
>mfw they've halved the thickness on the cheese and meat slices

I bet the hipsters did this
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>>3165118
They're spelling it wrong.
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>>3165069
>not To Chill a Mockingbird

do you even literature?
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>>3165118
>watching the credits
>knowing the name of characters
Just make up names. That's how I got through Terra Nova. Lisa Simpson was best pony on that show.
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>>3165122
one day.
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>>3165121
mabel is like my 4th favorite or something
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>>3165121
>Slut
>better then Grunkle Stan
YOU SUCK
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>>3165103
It looks like she has a massive Crimson Chin chin
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>>3165140
ppppppersonal blog
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>>3165140
A: I fucking loved lunchables, and have half a mind to drive out and get now

B: WHAT? THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>3165066
Doo ri pb zkdw'v dqg oryh.
Even if you are from ponychan i think.
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>>3165140
Eat a real meal
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>>3165140
>eating ham and cheese lunchables

You are the least popular of the cool kids
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I am psyched for Lunaquest
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>>3164950
1 - Solo r34 of waifu
2 - 3DPD horse that I imagine is my waifu
3 - solo r63 of waifu
4 - humanized waifu
5 - anthro waifu
6 - nezumi horse art I imagine is my waifu
7 - filly waifu
8 - r63 colt waifu
9 - futa waifu
0 - ross drawing of waifu
dubs - no fapping until waifu appears in a new episode
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>>3165152
>implying the elements of harmony wont be immortal.
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>>3165066
Frghv uhoblqj rq "mxpslqj iruzdug" ohwwhuv duh iru fdvxdov. L'p pruh fxulrxv dv wr zkdw wkh pdwulfhv lq slf uhodwhg phdq. Li wkhb'uh frglqj wklqjv lq pdwulfhv, wklqjv pljkw jhw vhulrxv.
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>>3165152
>implying they wont be forever immortalized (literally) as statues in the Royal Gardens
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>>3165098

>Everyone thinks Granny wouldn't approve of Zecora, so they try to keep the two away from each other
>One day, Zecora makes an appearance at the Orchard for a culture festival
>Granny wanders off to look around and nobody can find her
>She's in Zecora's tent, chatting and laughing over tea
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>>3165155
>slut shaming
>2012
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>>3165140
>>3165161
Didt happen, you guys are just twice as big now.
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>>3165155
Despite professional empathy, I've got to agree. Stan steals that show every damn week.
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>>3164801
>not using Google reverse image search
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>>3165140
Just throwing this out there
Do you also like canned Hawaiian Punch?
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>>3165174
Wait, Luna won out?

Shit, I may actually have to pay attention now.
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>>3165187
Shut up and suck my dick.
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>>3165199
june over moon
pls go
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>>3165187
>slut shaming
>not simply addressing her by name
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>>3165217
5 dora
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>>3165113

>"It ain't complete without one 'a these!"
>she loops it around your neck, gently pulling it until it's secure at your collar, before stepping back.
>"Now let's get a look at you..."
>She looks you up and down, and turns a little red in the face
>"Why, Anon, you look like you'd be right at home on the Orchard...!"
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Is this a good time?
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>>3165217
sure
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>>3165176
oh gosh
h-here goes
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>>3165184
>"Sister, must you turn everything into statues?"
>"Don't push me, bitch."
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>>3165174
As am I
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>>3164909
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>>3165152
This confirms it. Even it old age Rarity never stops being beautiful.
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>>3165233
Bitch you get two and you'll like it.
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>>3165240
Its never a good time for 2.3
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>>3165233
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3165248
daww
hahaha
daww
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>>3165185
>Applejack looses her spaghetti.
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>>3165199

I like Twist
And I like humanized pone

But that tumblr is just plain stupid.
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>>3165240
Yes. I have to fap to you.
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>>3165155
Qrw zdqwlqj Zhqgbapdeho ru glsshuazhqgb glvdsrlqw
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>>3165251
Because she dyes
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>>3165180
L wkrxjkw wkhb pljkw phdq vrphwklqj, exw wkhq djdlq hyhq wkh Nrqdpl Frgh lv lq wkdw slfwxuh. L grq'w wklqn hyhubwklqj lq wkhuh lv lpsruwdqw.
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>>3165180
>frglqj pdwulfhv
Krz grhv wkdw hyhq zrun?
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>>3165140
I thought Lunchables were gross even back when I was a kid. Then again, I also ate chicken or roast beef most school days.
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>>3165233
Wow that's just... Awful.
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>>3165236
You make it sound as if that wasn't the plan.
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STOP TALKING WITH THE GRAVITY FALLS CIPHER
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>watching GF for the first time

I should've jumped on-board earlier.
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>>3165294
Zhoo wkh vbperov durxqg wkh sbudplg jxb nhhs fursslqj xs, vr wkrvh duh fohduob lpsruwdqw.
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>>3165246
In the caves below Canterlot there are literally thousands of statues Celestia has made over the years
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>>3165180
Qrw wkh dqrq brx duh uhsoblqj wr.L khdug derxw doo wkh hdvwhu hjjv dqg vwxii exw qhyhu jrw lqwr lw pxfk dqb xsgdwhv?
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>>3165317
rn...
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>>3165317
Make it easy on yourself.
http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/
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>>3165326
At least you did not join in the GFG at the same time.=.
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>>3165233
yeah
galo sengen
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>>3165193
Nope, they smaller now..
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>>3165317
Do we just report them for spamming or what?
It's more annoying than when people use binary or morse code
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>>3165345
>easy
>copy-paste-enter

Better idea: They could just stop being faggots.
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>inb4 Gravity Falls is the new worst fandom with Homestuck and bronies
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L VXFN D PLOOLRQ GLFNV
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>>3165326
Stan is best Human
Rarity is best Pony
Sweetie is best CMC
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY TRIUMVIRATE
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>>3165366
>qr ixq doorzhg
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>>3165248

No clue what's going on in that pic.
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>>3165295
Lq wkh prvw edvlf irup:
Dvvljq d qxpehu wr hdfk ohwwhu, vbpero, vsdfh, hwf. Zulwh rxw brxu phvvdjh. Fkdqjh ohwwhuv wr qxpehuv. Vwxii wkh qxpehuv lqwr d vtxduh pdwula (dgg rq hawud vsdfhv dw wkh hqg li qhhghg wr pdnh lw vtxduh), dqg pxowlsob lw eb dqrwkhu pdwula. Wkhq, wr fudfn wkh hqfrghg pdwula, vrphrqh qhhgv wkh lqyhuvh ri wkh pdwula brx frghg lw zlwk, dqg wkh ohwwhu/qxpehu dvvljqphqwv.
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>>3165368
We should become the bronies of the GF fandom so that everyone stops paying attention to ponies
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>>3165360
Oh wow
Well, the pizza ones were better
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>>3165360
Hmm... Thinner, most definitely, but that looks a hell of a lot wider. Used to be the cheese wasn't even as wide as the ham discs.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198548?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

New MafiaHorseMurderSpree
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>>3165352
>>3165233
MINNA GA DAISUKI DA
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>>3165360
Maybe you should stop eating food meant for six year olds.
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>>3165371
In a row?
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>>3165199
I did. No results for that particular image.
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>>3165364
That's what I do.
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>>3165335
>"I am good Princesa"

>>3165172
I used to get the pizza ones. But they did something to them and they just don't taste right.

RIP Mega Lunchables Deep Dish Pizzas.
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>>3165384

Khlo eurqb qdcl! khlo!
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>>3165371
HFU PGG UIF UBCMF
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>>3165371
>tfw you know what "dick" and "horse" look like in the cypher by now
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>>3165385
It's Scootaloo eating chicken and Fluttershy is sad because she loves them animals.

Dash does not want Scootaloo to see her and bring down her style.

It is also daytime.
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>>3165401
at once
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>>3165373
>Stan, Rarity and Sweetie leading ancient Rome
Oh god this is just to hilarious
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Don't mind me, just posting the best cartoon ever made

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x154np_tex-avery-banned-cartoons-magical-m_fun
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>>3165280

>"Shoot, why didn'tcha interduce us before, dearheart? This zebra's a right hoot! Now - go on with yer story about the elephants! Y'all'll like this'n!"
>"A moment whilst I recall my place... / Oh, yes! Said the gazelle to the elephant, "why the long face"...?"
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>>3165364
>>3165404
>people actually getting mad and reporting encrypted text
Holy hell guys, calm down.
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>>3165400
Maybe you should stop watching cartoons meant for eight year olds.
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>>3165400
Anon, I don't say this often, but I hope you step on a rusty nail and develop tetanus. I hope you haven't had your shots, and end up getting fucking lockjaw.
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>>3165360
>not getting the pizza ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rOGqoB0b0
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>>3165418
SO EDGY XDDDDD
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>>3165435
Not those guys but it's annoying as fuck man
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dllakfdeq JIMD
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See you tomorrow MLPG
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>>3165371
Kruvh glfnv? l zdv mxvw vshdnlqj wr vrphrqh derxw jhwwlqj vrph zhqgbAsrqh
>>
>Set auto-update to 90
>Manually update faster with fast threads like MLPG
>Fliter Ep ic mafia idiot

Thread is improved
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>>3165420
You use the caesar cipher with X as the key

X AS THE KEY
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>>3165435
NO
DON'T YOU SEE HOW THIS OFFENDS ME
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>>3165457
>Being unable to just scroll past something
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>>3165439
>>3165392
see
>>3165415
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>>3165282
>tfw it's not a real tumblr

not sure if good or bad feel
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.......man its been so long dont even know what people talk about in these threads anymore
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>>3165435
I'm none of the previous guys, but it is really annoying, man. I mean you can keep doing it if you want to, just saying.
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>>3165461
Nigga you put it in the wrong box. You reverse coded that one. You made it go 3 back instead of 3 forward.
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I'm afraid GF will never be as popular as MLP.
It doesn't have the name power and doesn't have a stigma to shake off.
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>>3165463
Later, buddy. Sleep well.
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>>3165486
Its been so long I dont remember you

and Ive been here since zero hour
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>>3165467
Okay, see, you did a really good job by filtering what you don't like, but then you had to go and keep complaining about it.
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>>3165486
I thought you hated us
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>>3165472
I scorl past it. I'm not even mad.
I'm just saying it's annoying
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>>3165472
>>3165472
Every time I see one ants come over and break my fingers.
I think have to put on a ten lb backpack and almost die from drinking a shitty punch beverage.
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>>3165437
Maybe you should eat a real sandwich?
Not processed ham and processed cheese.
I bet you still don't eat vegetables and only drink sodas.
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Chillometer: Gravity Chills

This isn't very chill, guys.
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>>3165486
We certainty discuss the show frequently.
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>>3165240
You know what would be the best thing? If you woke up in the morning and Fluttershy was snuggled against your side, her head resting on your chest as she slept soundly.
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>>3165493
Shit, is that all it does? That's a crap cypher.
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>>3165436

>"Hey, Babe-a-sita! Mira - the grocery list! "Pollo, Onions, Peppers... Anon's makin' tacos tonight!"
>"Shut up, couillon - that's obviously the ingredients for a chicken gumbo!"
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FRPH RQ HYHUBSRQL VPLOH VPLOH VPLOH!

Idjhwv
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>>3165486
Didn't you hat us?
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>>3165435
It's fucking annoying. It's spam. Go make your won thread.
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i don't care enough to copy and paste every insignificant post they make

they're fallers, they have nothing important or interesting to say
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>>3165531
That would be nice.
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>>3165531
>soundly
I imagine Fluttershy to be a messy sleeper. She's pretty quiet but pretty much everything in her bed ends up on the floor by the end of the night.
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>>3165500
Of course it won't.

But that's a good thing. You don't want a 'brony' analogue for Gravity Falls.
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>>3165522
>tfw your parents raised you vegetarian from day 1, and because of it you're unable to metabolize meat, and you will never know what meat tastes like
>>
This gravity falls cypher stuff is silly
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Hey guys.
We horse murdering now
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198548?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3165515
>>3165542
when did i ever say that, hahaha

>>3165509
probably not worth remembering tbh!
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>>3165486
I'm sorry I don't know who you are
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>>3165531
Panic because she broke into my house again.
>Try to move.
>Arms and legs are bound to the bed.
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>>3165541
QR X
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>>3165531
Can't say I'd complain, I guess, but that's pretty low on my list of pony-related fantasies.
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>>3165543
YOU HEARD HIM MAN
ALL YOU GRAVITY FALLS PEOPLE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT FUCKING HORSES IN PRIVATE WITHOUT ALL YOUR DISGUSTING SPAM
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>>3165543
You don't seem to know what "spam" is.
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>>3165586
He's a faggot that draw
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>>3165486
Aren't there some birds you should be masturbating to somewhere?
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>>3165435
It's just another language to me, like Spanish or Chinese.
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>>3165570

Why the fuck would you do that to a kid?
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>>3165600
Everything I don't like nor understand is spam for me
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>>3165548
>bronies being condescending towards any other fandom
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>>3165591
/AiE/, plz go.
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>>3165531
You know what would be a better thing? If you woke up in the morning and you could smell a fresh load of spunk dripping out of Fluttershy's cunt as she rode your morning wood.
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>>3165541
Wkdw jli lv d olh.
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>>3165244
jesus christ that was terrifyingly easy
I think the date of my suicide is fast approaching
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>>3165570
I feel so bad for you, Anon. I really do. You have my sympathies.
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>>3165581
in that case I'd drop the name before HE starts thinking its OK to come out
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>>3165581
People usually concluded that if a contributor does not come here for X amount of time, they hate the general.
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>>3165500
Plus it's just not that good
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>>3165524
I tried Marker pone.
I tried, but they wouldn't listen or share, unless there are really only 3 or 4 people in the general.
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>>3165543
>Not knowing what spam is
>Expecting everyone to conform to what you like
grhv wklv pdnh brx pdg?
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>>3165615
>bronies

/mlp/ pls go
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>>3165622
Who he?
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>>3165619
Zxw? Zkb?
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>>3165635
>Going to MLPG during hiatus
>Denying that you're a brony
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>>3165540
I miss Tabasco.
Really bad.
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>>3165570
I'm sure there are plenty of anons in here who would let you taste their meat.
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Is there any program in existence that can open and resize multiple images to fit the maximum amount of screen space possible? It's hard trying to fit all the windows together in Firefox when I'm trying to masturbate to a shit load of pony. Plus the toolbars, menu bar, and taskbar use a lot of space.
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>>3165618
I'd rather her bloated marecunt gulped on my dick all night long, and being woken every morning by her purposeful, muscular winks driving me to a long messy orgasm.
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>>3165663
uh. Like a tiling window manager?
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>>3165633
L'p kdylqj ixq zlwk wklv.Dw iluvw lw zdv wr mxvw wdon derxw vrph srqhjudylwbidoov u34 exw shrsoh jhwwlqj wkhuh mlpplhv uxvwohg lv mxvw Gholflrxv.
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>>3165637
>>3165622
yeah i uh
im a little confused as to what you're talking about

im just here for a request or two, i kinda missed you guys
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>>3165310

I think she's surprised how good you look, all countried-up.
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>>3165661
you can bring her back

you have the power

do it before Winston does
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>>3165658
>trolling the general

daytime MLPG pls go
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>>3165679

Yeah, something like that.
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>>3165512

>buttmad epic mafia guy detected
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>>3165540
God, I kinda get annoyed when I have to google words to get what she is saying.
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>>3165685
Draw Twirity please
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>>3165684
nskk lwdcmw wn 1?
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I think the lord, LK, every waking moment, for creating this guide, of which we shall learn, and live.
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>>3165689
>Someone says something I dont like
>They must be trying to "troll" me
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>>3165647
Hyhubwklqj lv d olh.Hyhubwklqj lv wuxh.
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>>3165685
Draw anything with a dick
That's all we expect from you
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>>3165675
Whoop, there's that boner. Was wondering if it'd show up tonight.
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>>3165661
Who knows...
We may have a story pop up tonight.
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>>3165712
Idwml kwkhdy jwwe n jwd.
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>>3165703
>I think
I fucked up!
>>
what if we went back to /co/ using GF speak for the OPs and made our name "JIM Dbkboxi"
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>>3165703
Yeah, he's a pretty cool motherfucker.
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>>3165708
you have no idea how often ive had fucking bronies call me a troll just for disagreeing
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>>3165686
And what I said was in response to the last part.
Maybe throw in an eyebrow waggle for effect.
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>>3165733
Pejwlc dn djwk!
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>>3165708
>arguing for no reason

/b/read pls go
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>>3165721
Please don't be Winston.
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>>3165578

How is this not filtered?
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>>3165745
thats stupid

youre stupid
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>>3165755
>Arguing for no reason

/b/read pls go.
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ROOOOSE

draw cute ponies doing cute things
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>>3165756
wasnt me.
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Holy fuck, LMR actually drew an anthro which DOESN'T have a 3 inch waist!
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>>3165661
>>3165688

Pas de mort.

Juste en dormi.

>>3159672
Putain de doubles-images...
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>>3165781
But it still looks like shit.
Go the fuck away, Jay.
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>>3165756
>Being Winston.
>2012

But seriously, I may crank out something, goddamn.
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>>3165776
I would walk up and give her a hug.
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>>3165781
That doesnt even have a waist.
The legs come right out of the rib cage.
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Dxkpwp wdjl jqf ghet?
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>>3165719
That's all I really want from him
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>>3165781
I like that its FiW fanart, but I just can't deal with anthro of this level
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>>3165773
not arguing, just pointing out how much of a troll you are and that you should go
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>>3165781
AAAHHHH

WHY
WHYYY
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>>3165781
Maybe,but the anatomy is absolutely horrid now.
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>>3165745
Wait, what if
>We make an addon for 4chan that instantly translates all text to GF script when a button is pressed (and goes back to english when pressed again)
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>>3165696

It's been said before that she lapses into her natural Cajun accent when she's really pissed, and it's been established that she really hates Tapatio Pony.

Also "Couillon" is Cajun-French for "Dickhead."
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>>3165685
I remember you Hops dovne

What happenin?
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pffft
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>>3165811
I would do more than give her a hug if you know what I mean.

i would cuddle her
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Today I saw a license plate that said "HPYHRSE" and I thought of Pinkie.
I saw another car with a unicorn painted on it.
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>>3165810
I'll suck your dick, man.

Well ok I won't, but you get the idea.

I might pretend to if you ask nice.
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>>3165819
/b/ pls go.
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>>3165855
me too
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>>3165815
Are you actually trying to?
Li vr brx idlo vr kdug brx pxvw eh d eurqb
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http://www.twitch.tv/rainicorn

>>>/vg/9356319
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>>3165745
images would give it away.

And GFG would bust us wide the fuck open.
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>>3165865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxWJd3w3QPs
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>>3165675
Well, personally it'd be cool if she spoonfed you a soup of pygeum/arginine/lecithin and cocktied you with one of her hair ribbons, forced to go for days on end without release until she ties you down to ride you all of one night, her love canal expertly massaging you over with soft ripples, feeling every twitch and flex of your shaft so she can instinctively bring you to edge but never release. After she's sated herself on multiple orgasms, coating your entire lower body in her squirting, she unties the ribbon and tells you to cum inside of her. Spent and exhausted, she whispers in your ear, "Good boy, mama's so proud."
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>>3165875
dont feel like reading "FUCK THIS IM GOING BANDIT 24/7" general

whats happening
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>>3165867
i mean, it's fine if you want to troll, just be honest about it

for your own sake

it's bad to lie to yourself, anon. just accept it
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>>3165870
xplo wjap fshm?
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Do you guys like sketches?
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>>3165901
Brx'uh grlqj lw VR zurqj
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How much time do you think Nathan spends trying to suck his own dick?

I'm guess two, maybe three times per day
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>>3165889
You realize tying something tight around your dick wont prevent you from cumming, right? Sure, it'll keep the semen from exiting if it's tight enough (it wont be), but you'll still have an orgasm. Any blocked semen is flushed back into the bladder and pissed out later.
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>>3165855
>>3165869
oh gosh
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>>3165918
Your ponies dont have necks
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>>3165703
oh my sweet baby jesus
when did this happen
when will more happen
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>>3165918
Are we posting Chemo Ponies again?
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>>3165918
I do. Cute!
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Hey cipher guys, remember when everybody screamed at us for getting all over their shit and we pointed out that we kept it to our own thread?

You have threads for this on /co/. Why not do it over there?
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>>3165922
L wklqn wkdw'v wkh srlqw.
Ru mxvw d frpsohwh lglrw
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>>3165948
How about plane ponies.
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>>3165948

>That quote
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>>3165840
>Cajun accent

I hadn't heard anything about this, but I fucking love it. I bet she can kick the shit out of some Boudin balls.
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>>3165933
magic then

instead of fluttershy its twilight

no

rarity

no

both of them
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>>3165960
>He thinks there's a cipher thread on /co/
Nigga you really have no idea what's going on.
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>>3165946
He's done a butt guide which was really effing simple.

But as far as other stuff he has no clue. He doesn't know how to horse genitals or how to draw two ponies fucking each other. I suggested he do a mouth tutorial but never got a response.
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>>3165961
Srlqp mxsl frpwo l ru wkd.
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>>3165931

That implies flexibility. If anything, Nathan is NOT flexible.
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>>3165896
they are mad at a brony female playing the game who is a katawa shojo fag to boot
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>>3165889
Do you think that this could lead into some kinky cum inflation given enough time?
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>>3165963
Krz derxw brx jr ixfn brxuvhoi, eurqb
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>>3165948
Bald is beautiful, mang
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>>3165960
Aaaand why do you feel the need to try and idk keep on being a asshole to something none pone related this is MLPG meaning tons of fucking /co/ elements you don;t like it go fuck off into the rest of /mlp/ you fucking peasant.
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>>3165960
Hey, remember when people would get mad at us for having a single MLP General on the front page of /co/, and we told them to ignore things they dont like?
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>>3166001
Hair only serves to hide ugliness.
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>>3165810
Oh shit I fucking LOVE Crystal.
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>>3165938
haha fuck
You're right.
Thank you.
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>>3165998
>Trying too hard
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>>3165991
That's why I said "try."

I was trying to think up a metaphor for how pathetic mlpgs are. Best I could come up with was "fat man trying to suck his own dick." So naturally I thought of Nathan.
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>>3165310
>>3165686
>>3165748

>The band starts up, and she shoots you a smile.
>"You ready, sugarcube?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuxktuFHDgA
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>>3165998
Li brx sodb zlwk pb edoov?
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>>3165992
Aww. I don't remember /vg/ being so filled with /v/ scum, at least in the generals I browse.
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>>3165931
Doesn't he have a tulpa to do that for him?
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>>3166026
Qdk, L zdv mxvw suhwhqglqj wr eh uhwdughg, L grq'w fduh derxw sodqh srqlhv
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>>3165014

Not the anon you were talking to but,

You mean this archive?
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

How is anon supposed to find one thread in that ocean?
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>>3166014
Hey, remember when we got spammed into oblivion and then exiled to the urine sea because of it?

/mlp/ is directly attributable to you and people like you.
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>>3165985
i was thinking more along the lines of chubby ponies but that stuff would be cool too
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>>3166006
Thats fantastic, but this is no different than spamming /co/'s flavour of the month.
We didn't spam Korra shit this much.
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>>3166028

Nathan's not fat. He's standard out of shape nerd pudge. He's mostly known for being comically ugly.
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>>3166072
>go look in the arcive
>no search function

its like people think we're actually autistic and not joking about it

nobody wants to read through all that shit to find one or two posts
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>>3166072
>Taking that post seriously

HAHAHAHA OH GOD MY SIDES HAHAHA
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>>3165978

It only makes sense. There seems to be a trend of the food/hot-sauce ponies sounding like they're from wherever the food/hot-sauce is made, and Tabasco's made in Louisiana.

Tapatio Pony speaks in mangled Peggy Hill Spanglish with a surfer accent, because the sauce is made in California and isn't really Mexican at all.
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>>3166072
>Cant tell obvious sarcasm

Also, search the archive with google.
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>>3166042
As long as it's with her, I'd always be ready.
and by saying that Anon makes a dern fool of hisself.
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>>3166083
It's more the fact that GF is ostensibly a kids show that they all hope will be as intelligent and progressive as MLP:FIM. It isn't.
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>>3166086
>comically
I wish people would stop posting his face it makes me nauseous
It's kind of funny that he doesn't think he's actually ugly though.
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>>3166113
I hate night threads so much
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>>3166102
>2012
>Not knowing how to use google
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>>3165875
>that fucking squeeking voice
jesus my ears
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>>3165985
>doesn't know how to horse genitals
>he drew this the other day
BULLSHIT
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>>3166072
site:http://arch.413chan.net/ "Insert key word here"

But I agree, there could be a better way of searching for posts
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>>3165996
Oh of course. It might be a bit localized for you,but when she finally lets you loose...Well... Let's just say she won't be able to move for a little while.
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>>3166057
Zkdw'v sodqh srqh dqbzdb? l phdq l jhw lw exw lw'v d ihwlvk lvlqw lw?
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>>3166113
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>>3166134
>implying google has the entire archive indexed

IVE USED IT

IT DOESNT WORK
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>>3166164
THEN YOU'RE USING IT WRONG
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>>3166113
>filename

Pffffhehehe... Oh you...
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>>3166164
I dont think you know how google works.
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>>3166164
>Implying it hasn't
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>>3166131

Nathan face makes me laugh so hard. At least a smirk each time I see it. It's the smile he has. He's just so comically ugly, but he has this big sincere smile.
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>>3166162
Who is Ross/
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>>3166137
To be fair there isn't much to see there.
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>>3165983
There are Gravity Falls threads, and since all you're doing is talking about Gravity Falls in lollookatmeIcantypeshitintoaninternetcipher, you should do it there.

>>3166014
Except that's completely different, because we kept our shit to one thread and made it possible to ignore. When a third of the posts are GF or cipher bullshit, it's impossible to ignore.

>>3166006
>peasant

Are you trying to argue against me, or give us more reason to hate the cipher users?
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>>3166162
>3166113
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>>3165843
i wanna draw pone but i dont know WHAT to draw, thats whats up

>>3165698
thats TwilightxRarity right
ok i guess this'll do since its the only request ive gotten so far...?

>>3165719
>>3165817
<3<3<3
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>>3166164
Worked well enough for me, you just have to know what you're looking for
and it has to be indexed
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>>3166162
>>
>Kloudmutt drew anthro Lil-Miss-Rarity

why.
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>>3166113
I would a Celestia's bread farts
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>>3166216
is he ok?
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>>3166135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wCGQAFXKIf
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>>3166181
>site: tag
>archive website
>search for words in the post
>doesnt come up with anything but threads from /co/ era and a few posts from two months ago

have you ever even tried searching the archive with google
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>>3166223
Did he died?
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>>3166210
wow late as fuck reply
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>>3166223
Yeah, he just likes to dream under cars
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>>3166162
I'm going to go watch that now.
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>>3166216
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>>3166103
>>3166111

I'm quite high.
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>>3166220
request?
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>>3166210
>i wanna draw pone but i dont know WHAT to draw, thats whats up
>

Well, what are your limits for content?
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>>3166216
>Those women who spectate and get in the way while not actually doing anything
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>>3166246
You can't laugh that much about him, you know?
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>>3166235
Draw some suggestive Mrs Cake with icing
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Guys who is Ross?
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>>3166251
>Defending yourself as an anonymous poster
>Dropping in how high you are
14 year old pls go.
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>>3166208
I could honestly give a shit less.You think anything will even be done about what you think is "spam" ffs you think any mod even gives a shit about /fur/ if it was /mlp/ would not be the sea of piss so many of you call it.
So how about we get down to making some GFxPone r34.
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>>3166262
Except we're getting that shit right now will all the cipher crap.
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>>3166143
I think one has to consider the downside to this: if she's immobilized, you have to do all the animal care in her stead.
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>>3164999

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ikz1_space-ghost-coast-to-coast-flip-mod_people
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>>3166298
Shh no tears.
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>>3166262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UAtBCvB9Ek
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>>3166220
Same reason you draw anthro and grimdark all the time. cuz he can.
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>>3166298
I'm hardly even aware it's there. You should learn to ignore shit.
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>>3166298
Actually, we're getting a heavy dose of daytime with all your whining.

Just ignore it and move on.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198627?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

This is the real one. Sorry about the mess up on the last one.
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>>3166258
...are you at all familiar with my work

>>3166281
dang i havent drawn mrs cake in forever i might have to do this.......
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>>3166281
But Braeburned just did Mr Cake with a frosted butt like 5 days ago
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>>3165079

>Filename

Hells yes.
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>>3166210
Fluttershy cum inflation please, if that's alright with you.
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>>3166285
fahny joke
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>>3166338
Mrs cake you faggot.
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>>3166337
Nope, not at all. Been trying to find somebody to draw Fluttershy being raped by Timberwolves for months, though.
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>>3166338
yes. yes he did, bless his gay lil head
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>>3166336
It dun work.
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>>3166364
Oh
Well, who wants to see girl horses?
Everyone does that.
Boy horse artists are a rare breed.
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>>3166274
No, again it's just amusing for me. I honestly would forgive him for every he's done if he just grew and became a better persona in general. It would be reflected in his postings and drawings, like this post. I'd like to see more of these.
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>>3166210
Shining Armor being denied release by Cadence
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>>3166112

I know this is utterly fanwankish...

...but I really wanna see what'd happen if Applejack heard Irish/Scottish Reel music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZtc0pJXl6c&feature=related
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>>3166367
Have you? I mean I recall the suggestion, but I wouldn't say you've been trying especially hard.
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>>3166210
Big Mac sucking himself off if you're up for it
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>>3166398
Not in the past couple weeks, but for months before that and the last few days I have been.
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>>3166375
Fuck you.
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>>3166399
That'd be good
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>>3166391

>he's that delusional
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>>3166399
>>3166423
That is the gayest thing you could have asked for.
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>>3166375
draw Rumble in a little cloud submarine
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>>3166391
>talking about meta with a trip on
Alright buddy, reel it in.
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>>3166143
I hope she wouldn't be too uncomfortable with that sudden heavy load. But if that were they case, she's done enough to earn herself a nice tummy massage that would help alleviate any discomfort.
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>>3166434
i'm no gay expert but i think gay sex would be gayer.
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>>3166399
I'll second that
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>>3166399
>>3166455
and my axe
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Sketched and Colored,

Can I have some critique on my art MLPG?
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You know, I would probably fuck a colt in the butt, but that's where my gay ends
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>>3166454
>i'm no gay expert

then why are you here?
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>That feel when mlpg never talks about your dehumanization via latex fetish
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>>3166474
I want you to draw 5 pages of legs. Just legs. From tons of angle and in many positions.
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>>3166131
late, I know
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>>3166483
i don't know.
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>>3166367
I was going to draw that before DD seconded it
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>>3166480
>not taking it in the butt yourself as well
Do you even not gay though?
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>>3166474

I'd suggest you thicken up Gilda's back legs - they look really weird compared to her front ones.
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>>3166474
Dash's face is fine, everything else needs work.
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>>3166399
i'll think about that one too!

mrs cake first
big mac next i guess

or something like that

>>3166421
its like coming home
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>>3166474
stop drawing forever

no but seriously, learn to variate line weight.

the beak is a bit large and the perspective is confusing.
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>>3166474
From the legs up it looks pretty good.
The legs on Dash and Gilda's back legs are a bit too thin.
Also Dash's right eye could stand to be a little smoother on the edges.
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>>3166489
It's not our fault that you never bring it up
Would you just want "nightmare black" or is there a certain pony color scheme you would prefer to wear
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>>3166474
Gilda's rear legs looks weird. Not Kitty like.
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>People roleplaying.
>People complains more about the GF shit
Oh MLPG!
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>>3166501

Oh, good God.

Where can I get one?
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>>3166489
What sort of latex outfit do you desire, anon?
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>>3166483
Same reason I am. To talk about ponies.
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>>3166506
Taking it in the butt hurts, even with lube.
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>>3166526
Artscow does those custom things, I think.
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>>3166545
>To talk about ponies

...then why are you here?
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>>3166547
No it doesn't.
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>>3166526
artscow
custom lighter

construction is absolute shit though, I've had it for one day and it feels like the top is going to snap off. The actual lighter part doesn't sit right either so sometimes you can actually hit the flint when closing it.
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>>3166510
No seriously, fuck you for being buddy buddy with CrookedRailCassette.

Asshole.
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>>3166505
why do you care if he seconded it? just draw it, so I can stop requesting it if it's any good.

i bet you're just too terrible at art. you know it'll suck, so you don't do it.
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>>3166449
Oh, anon. She wouldn't have let you cum if she didn't think she was ready for it.
But who's to say that she wouldn't be a little surprised with just how much you could give her?
A good rub to help calm her bloated belly wouldn't go amiss.
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>>3166526
Artscow
I want to do one of these
Their mousepads were nice
>>
Tomorrow is Friday the thirteenth.
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>>3166131

He's not an ugly guy, actually - he cleaned up pretty nicely once he cut his hair and got rid of that godawful scumstache.

Really, his nose is the only real "ugly" part of his face.
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>>3166524
I just got here. What GF shit?
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>>3166580
2spooky
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>>3166564
Why would you buy a custom zippo from artscow when zippo makes custom zippos directly made and shipped by zippo from zippo?
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>>3166563
Your asshole is not the same as my asshole.
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>>3166542
>>3166520
Does Rainbow Dash own a full body Wonderbolt outfit?
Her Nightmare Night outfit looks home made
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>>3166104
And Swiffer ______
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>>3166567
What sick fuck would draw a pony/adventure time crossover
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>>3166579
How long has it been, anon? You still don't have your apron.Don't you want to look nice?
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>>3166397

>Applejack in a fiddling contest with a Deer

I like this idea.
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>>3166579
>Smartybelle will never update again
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>>3166547
Oh lordy do I feel bad for you
It's one of the most amazing feelings.
I consider myself bisexual but more straight leaning however the orgasms I've had through taking it in the ass greatly outdo the orgasms I've had while having vaginal sex
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>>3166614
Sorry you have a sensitive baby asshole
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>>3166590
Nathan pls
pls
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>>3166616
>
>Does Rainbow Dash own a full body Wonderbolt outfit

she owns a spitfire realdoll
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>>3166580
Oh shit, Piggu Knighto time again?
>>
TALK ABOUT THE SHOW TOPIC

What do you think of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Do you want to see her again?

Did you like her song?
>>
What's MS been up to?
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Best idea decides what I draw Big Mac doing
No peenies or nuts
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>>3166612
it was less than $10 even with shipping
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>>3166612
Holy fuck, fuck traditional zippos. The fuel evaporates if you don't use it in a while.

I gave mine to a friend and bought a butane one.
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>>3166612
Zippo zippo zippo?
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>>3166579

>That feel when you still have a free mousepad from that thing a year ago
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>>3166649
I hope she gets dumped.
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>>3166650
Drawing Mabel futa.
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>>3166623
It took them like eight weeks to get me my mousepads. For reals. That shit was whack.
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>>3166616
It's probably just cotton broadcloth.
But with the kind of dedication she has, there's no doubt in my mind she has a completely accurate, custom fitted Wonderbolts catsuit.
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>>3166649
I don't really need to see her again but I've accepted that it's going to happen so might as well hope for the best. I liked her song.
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>>3166650
Brainwashing actual children so that they act like the CMC.
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>>3166665
I have three now
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>>3166649
>What do you think of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?

You just reminded me that's her full fucking name. FUCK HER. Seriously.
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>>3166674
It ships out of Hong Kong so a number of issues could have surfaced.
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>>3166656
no fuck you fuck off
Draw Big Mac's dick right now
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>>3166649
I think she's a very nice pone.

Shining armor on the other hand can go get dunked
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>>3166650
Being a pedophile
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>>3166672
>Drawing Mabel futa.

Hot. Pics?

>>3166684
>Brainwashing actual children so that they act like the CMC.

>They smash his furniture, steal his shit and run off like idiots

Sounds fun.
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>>3166656
Nah. Fuck off.
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>>3166689
>Customs wonders what the fuck they are looking at.
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>dovne is here

Didn't you have a stream or something man?

Stream damnit
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>>3166689
Yeah, I didn't realize that until I got the package and the stamp had Chinese on it and said it was coming out of Kowloon.
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>>3166495
>>3166519
>>3166523
>>3166508

Is it just Gilda's legs that look weird or are Dash's messed up too?
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>>3166681
Imagine the kind of punishment she would be in for if the Wonderbolts found out that she had that quality of bootleg gear.
I can't imagine the royal air force taking kindly to impersonators
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so how old are the CMC supposed to be?
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>>3166656
Big Mac grudgingly pulling a cart dressed up like a pirate ship which is full of the CMC dressed as pirates.
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>>3166672
Really?
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>>3166696
No please anon
I don't want to draw thick horsecock
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>>3166649
Worst character in the entire show.
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>>3166709

>implying MS is a pedophile

There's zero evidence. Everything else is just projecting.
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>>3166741
Tempting, but I can't be fucked to draw more than 2 characters in a single picture
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>>3166730
Dash's look weird too.
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>>3166740
>so how old are the CMC supposed to be?

9. I know 9 year olds. They're exactly the same.
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>>3166750
except for
you know
the whole child pornography thing
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>>3166730
Dash's too. You need to go look at some show references and leg tutorials methinks.
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>>3166578
Wouldn't one need a basin to squeeze all the cum out into while gently massaging it out of her? Should it be done in one long session or slowly drained over the course of days? What happens to it afterwards? Does she like to drink it? Does she eventually get pregnant?
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>>3165426

>Look kid, the whole "Monotheism" thing is just local legend, drummed up by guys like me, to control plebeians like that.
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Which pones are big enough to suck their own dicks?

Which pones are too big?
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>>3166578
Well the thing is she's probably not expecting me to be ready for round two so quickly.
That belly rub would hopefully relax and loosen her up enough to be able to handle a second helping without too much trouble.
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>>3166734
>Normally it's jail time and a hefty fine.
>But, shes an Element, so the princess lets it slide.
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>>3166750
Dude, he looks like every single pedophile ever apprehended.
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>>3166773

>implying lolicon art is "child pornography"

Won't someone please think of the imaginary children?
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>>3166727
Maybe. One mousepad was this, and the other had some other weird shit on it.
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>>3166792
Circumstantial evidence.
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>>3166740
They are twelve. They act younger because kids show.

Think Gravity Falls and Mabel. She acts as inmature as them, she's twelve.
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>>3166807
Filibuster.
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>>3166734
You ever see someone standing out in front of Wal-Mart wearing an 'I'm a thief' sandwhich board?
Kinda like that,, but with more rape.
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>>3166790
>implying they'd let an element off the hook
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>>3166649
>>3166688
>tfw you will never piss her off by calling her "Mia"
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dovne you faggot. i wanted one of those rarity prints.
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>>3166807

some anon said that ms uses child models for his lolicon references. I thought it was just lolicon doujin he was using as referenes.
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>>3166797
>thinking that because something is drawn means it's suddenly not a fetish anymore
He draws pornography. In this porn, there are children.
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>>3166797
MS has said, at least once, that he likes actual children. (Candydoll, especifically.)
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>>3166787
Hah. Love that pic.
Wonder how hard it would be to modify a large Chance to do that...
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>>3166807
Are you seriously saying MS doesn't look like a pedophile

he is a balding, fat, grossly over tanned excuse for a man.
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>>3166792
>Megasweet shows up on 'To Catch a Predator.'
How does it play out?
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>>3166628
Drawing pedo art is mor eimportant.
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>>3166816

>They are twelve. They act younger because kids show.

[[Citation Needed]]

A storyboard from the show said they were 9. Good enough for me.
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>>3166853
AB used anime and doujin references. Dunno about MS.
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>>3166864
hansen buys three prints from him and lets him go
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>>3166824
Makes me wonder if Rarity ever made a 6th Mare Do Well outfit. I haven't watched the episode in forever, do they reveal who they are to everyone at the end?
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>>3166862
Looking like a pedophile and being a pedophile are very different things.
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Just so you guys know, the new album by The Y_-_-orthon[][]))))))ians(((((((([][] is really great.
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So I heard this was the Gravity Falls general?
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>>3166861
>Chance
>reminded of Renne Quest
FFFFFUCK
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>>3166861
why would you even want to do that?
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>>3166887
They do.
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>>3166834
>Implying Fluttershy counts.
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>>3166862
>over tanned

no, he's just mexican
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>>3166888
Shut up Megasweet and/or megasweet fantard.
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>>3166909
You know good and well why.
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>>3166899
Bhv.
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>>3166861
Probably pretty difficult since I don't think they're hollow like fleshlights.

Just enjoy your hot stream of mare fluids.
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>>3166915
Still fat and balding.
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>>3166924
>water inflation?
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Renne Quest is still happening guys!
>>3161056
pls
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[Stallman]

educate yourselves
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>>3166892

>looks like a pedo
>draws tons of lolicon
>Somehow not a pedo
>Anon logic
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I wish people would shut the fuck up in general
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Hey Dovne, do this again
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TALK ABOUT THE SHOW TOPIC

I seem to have hit a mixed bag with Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, but how about Little Strongheart? Some wild west wackiness seems enjoyable in small doses. And if we get her, we probably get Braeburn too.

Would you like that?
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>>3166899
god mabel has a sexy little body
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>>3166904
Is there a Renne quest today?

Oh god I can't wait for the hugging.
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>>3166930
Well, not 'hollow', hollow, but you can get them with a tube running though the middle.
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>official comic con poster

BURN THEM ALL

the donut OC is kinda ok i guess
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>>3166958
Unless they go back to Appaloosa there is no need for her to appear.
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>>3166963
It's going on right now
>>3161056
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>>3166850
theyre still for sale online, bud
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>>3166961
You pedos, I swear.
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>>3166973
OCs fukkin everywhere man
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>>3166895
>The Y_-_-orthon[][]))))))ians(((((((([][]
They haven't been good since their debut, dude.
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>>3166973
why
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>>3166971
>Hollow talk.
>Showering with a horse dildo.
Oh..
Oh my god.
YOU CLEVER FUCKS
GOD DAMMIT
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SB looks way more like a pedo than MS does
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>>3166947
I don't think "looks like a pedo" is admitted as evidence in any court, anon.
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>>3166942

That's how he sounds? I imagined him being much deeper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_wXOFQV3M

What does Stallman think about games? They're big budget and could never be "free as in freedom"
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shit dovne is in this thread?
oh my god thank you for all of the boners
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>>3166973
...Thank god I got last year's poster.
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>>3166973
>official comic con poster
What the fuck?
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>>3166973
Wait... Y-you're kidding, right?

Please tell me you're kidding.
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>>3166788
Better be ready when she asks for a third. And fourth... By morning she'll be massaging your poor, dry, overworked balls with gentle wing rubs, scented oils, kisses and apologies.
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>>3166958

I would TOTALLY want to see another episode with the Buffalo.

...or really, anything with other animals that aren't just the animals living on Applejack's farm - actual, independent cultures who don't have to rely on the ponies for everything.
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>>3166942
The fact that he starts with "Freedom 0" always cracks me up.
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>>3166973
I take solace that most of these are probably made by little girls.

Hopefully
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>>3167001
Oh god I want that Derpy so much
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>Weak jaw
>Balding at a young age
>Lack of masculine features
>People say I look like a pedo
>Actually hate pedos
>Sometimes I get lucky and they say I look like a church pastor
>SAME THING

I genuinely hate lantern jaw heroes out of jealousy
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>>3166895
The Y_-_-orthon[][]))))))ians(((((((([][] are pretentious as fuck.
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>>3166973
Despite them being OCs, I'll take the Egyptian one. That has at least some way of being used in the show.
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>>3166892
Look, I can't know for sure if MS is a child lover, but all of the facts point towards the fact that Megasweet clearly has an unhealthy sexual fascination with underage children.
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>>3166973
>That red thing.
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>>3167044
What are you expecting by making a post like this?
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>>3167037
How magical your world must seem...
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>>3167034
I bet you start counting on your index finger too
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>>3166958
> but how about Little Strongheart? Some wild west wackiness seems enjoyable in small doses. And if we get her, we probably get Braeburn too.

First, her? I thought Strongheart was a boy. And second, that episode was awful.
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>>3167057
>Pony Egypt exists.
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>>3167073
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>>3167023
Im mad jelly right now DD I was expecting a god tier poster this time.
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>tfw you squish a lower-order bug (not a spiderbro or anything, just a little fly) and get that half-second remorse before getting over it
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>>3167065
>complaining about the red one
>not the LOLSORANDUMB hodgepodge of colors in back
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>>3166973
That donut one is pretty cute
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>>3166973
The donut and the blue with the red scarf look cute.
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>>3167068
venting deep set psychological issues
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>>3166857
>(Candydoll, especifically.)

Wait, who doesn't?
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>>3167083
After the shirts, I'm amazed you thought the poster would be good.
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>>3166973
I swear I've seen that little one in the front in an anime
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>>3166776
>>3166765

Can you place what's wrong with them because I thought they looked pretty good. Are they too long? That's the only thing I could think of.
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>>3166876
Welp, then it's weird they are complaining about how they haven't hit puberty or their first period. (CODE: Cutie Mark)

9 year olds don't care about those two things, tweens do.
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>>3166973
I'll take the gyaru twintails in the center. She looks willing for a filling.
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>MS looks like a pedo

That's seriously a lame justification. Hell, Ross LOOKS more like a stereotypical pedo than MS does. That doesn't really prove anything.

>>3166973
So they went from a huge poster of dozens of show characters to a tiny handful of OCs? I am jelly at least that my OC will never be on a Hasbro poster. I think he's better designed than most of these.
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>you will never be good at mafia
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>>3167094
I AM TRYING TO PRETEND IT DOES NOT EXIST, ASSHOLE.
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>>3167025
Well, last year had two posters, maybe this year will have one that doesn't suck too?
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>>3167044

>Lack of masculine features

YOU CAN FIX THIS. GET FIT. GET IN SHAPE. START LIFTING
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>>3166973
Why is SA yellow?
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>>3166973
I actually like the over-colored pony in the top middle. The happiness that comes out of her and the mismatching clothes make me think of Pinocchio.

Egyptian Zecora I actually hope to see in the show, hopefully we get some world building.

And then there's Shining Iron-Colt. Maybe he has a salt lick problem.
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>>3166973
>donut pony
I have a waifu
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>>3167107
What shirt?
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>>3167001
>New Plushie
>Still looks like ass
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>>3167162
Shirts with 'love and tolerance' and 'Dr. Hooves' on them.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198694?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

More mafia horse.
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000-[ickr]vVv=vVv[onsi]-000 is such an overrated band.
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>>3167112
I don't know anything about art, but they look too thin to me, and the front ones don't seem to attach to her her shoulders like they should.

Too long might be what's making them look thin though.
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>>3167170
That's We Love Fine's doing.
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>>3167145
Stop liking this stupid donut pony
She's adult Sweetie Belle with browner hair and freckles. That's all she is
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>>3167001
>White Princess Celestia.
>Nightmare Moon.
Someone get me these magical things.
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>>3166973
>Egyptian pony uses zebra model but isn't a zebra
>all kinds of race issues there

Yes, I mad
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>>3167191
Deal with it faggot.
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>>3167001
WONDERBOLTS
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>>3166973

From left-to-right, top-row first.

>Enh; NO; Ew, Ugly colors.
>Kinda cool - Pony Egypt's a neat idea; Okay, sure; Yeah, all right; What the fuck is this?
>Kinda cute, aside from the sprinkles on the hooves; actually kinda cute, too... them pigtails...; Decent enough.

I could see a COUPLE of these turning up as background ponies, but some of them are just too obnoxious.
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>>3167193
They're supposed to ship sometime eventually. Also a Vinyl Scratch.
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>>3167034
he's counting like an array
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>>3167112
Just compare them to a still from the show.
They're just off.
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>>3167191
>She's adult Sweetie Belle
Are youblind or just mad?
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>>3167197
well i guess they're both from africa, so it kinda makes sense
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>>3167188
And Hot Topic.
God, I feel sorry for the people who have to work there.
My boss knows some of them, they have been working in the store for years.
>They hate what the store has become.
I jokingly mentioned the pony shirts.
Never again, he is a large dude and he could hurt me.
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Which pone went from Ashy to Classy?
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>>3167026
You insist that you'll live as she smothers you in her loving affection (and cum inflated belly).
Her innocent and gentle stimulation of your genitals amazingly causes a subtle stirring within them. You and her both take notice as you look each other in the eyes.
With a sheepish chuckle you ask, "Uh..care to go for a fifth round?"
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>>3167201
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>>3167201
>that face

o-oh my
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>>3167057
>>3167080

>Their neighbors are Bedouin Camels.
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>>3167215
Twintails is awesome, I would cum inside her no regrets
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>>3167122
You bring him up enough.
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>>3167122

Stereotypes are true a lot of the time.
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>>3167225
Oh shit
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>>3164248
>not ignoring evil
>2012
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>>3167232
>>3167232
>I want my character to be black, but not too black.
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>>3167249
Agree with that list.
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>>3167269
Actual egyptians painted themselves as being chocolate brown. Most people in northern africa really aren't THAT dark.
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>>3167143
Choose your next words carefully. They may be your lsat.
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>>3167295
>lsat
How do you even do that?
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GUYS, I KNOW WHY WE LIKE THE DONUT PONY

IT'S JUST LIKE AN OC WE WOULD MAKE

IT'S A PONIFICATION OF FOOD

THINK ABOUT IT
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>>3167216
The Scratch comes in a 'collectors pack' with NMM and a half dozen other ponies. If you want either you're going to have to shell out 30 bucks for the whole lot.
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>>3167179
>>3167228

Yeah it looks like the legs are too thin and long maybe. I'll keep working at it. Thanks for the help guys.
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>>3167292
ancient egyptians, as depicted with this character, were a wide range of colors, including subsaharan african "negroid."

it's the zebra model. The "artist" wanted it black, but not too black
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>>3167318
She is the only good pony I like tbh.
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>You'll never watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book, watch your favorite episode, play your favorite game, or hear your favorite song for the first time ever again
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...Really?
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>>3167292

>Pony-Egypt was the site of a grand, suprisingly-advanced culture who left behind stunningly beautiful ruins
>they are now a colony occupied by Prance and primarily used as a tourist-trap
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>>3167318
Oh dammit, you might be onto something
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>>3167335
That's how the kids talk these days, I'm told.
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>>3167331
>you will never watch the show again without knowing about the fandom
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>>3167335
ROFL!
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>>3167335
>no apples anywhere on that pancake
I'm going to bed
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>>3167331
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>>3167318
Oh snap
Okay, which one of you guys got the food horse into the contest?
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>>3167335
BUT WHAT'S THE GAME?
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>>3167320
>Buy a shit-ton of the packs
>Piece them out on eBay for 3x the price of the pack
>LODS OF EMONE
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>>3167368
Apple pancakes are fucking delicious
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>>3167335
God dammit...
I'd totally eat Applejack's flapjacks if it somehow involved her making them with her butt.
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>>3167253

>Bedouin Camels

Welp, looks like that's going on the list of things we gotta ask Art-Anon to draw for us...

>Aztec Jaguars
>Bedouin Camels

Am I missing anything?
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>>3167335
Hasbro really has no idea what they're doing. I think they've cloned my dear old mother and have filled the big decision board with her.
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>>3167371
>>3167368
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>>3167318
Mother of god...
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>>3167368
>>3167371
Uncanny
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>>3167335
>free pancake with the purchase on one entree and one non-alcoholic beverage
>the picture has 3 pancakes
>they look about as wide as the tines of that fork
>one tiny pancake with purchase of meal
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>>3167318
Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Why the fuck am I already mentally greentexting? This isn't ok.
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>>3167378
>she shits batter into a frying pan
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>>3167335
Heh, i blame their fandom consultants.
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I want to know what the Hell this thing says...
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>>3167251
dash
stop looking at me like that dash
you know what that eyeshadow does to me dash
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>>3167335
I BET THAT GAME IS 8BIT
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>>3167409
Happu Whla Mwhmu Mn
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>>3165570

Holy shit man.

Can you at least eat eggs?
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>>3167393
>the pancakes are that small because that's how big frying pans in equestria are
>the ponies are actually the size of the plush toys
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>>3167401
I'D STILL EAT THEM YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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>>3167409
It doesn't have her name on it. Was posted earlier today.
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>>3167409
>Derpy (2010-2012)
>killed by some tranny
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>>3167397
>talking to father
>start a sentence with >implying
>stop conversation immediately and go outside
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>>3167343

>Canterlot has been hearing some frightening news about riots and politically-motivated murders and bombings as the Ponygyptian malcontents try to overthrow their corrupt government
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>>3167401
I wonder if asssmoothie is still around...
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YOU HAD A NEW DREAM, IT WAS MORE LIKE A NIGHTMARE

YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE KID AND THEY CUT YOUR HAIR
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>>3167414
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>>3167409
It says
Please do not touch
Please refrain from touching, breaking, or ejaculating on the glass.
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I DEMAND DONUT PONY GREENTEXT
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>>3167397
>It's too late
Also have idea for Tabasco fic, getting creative juices.
And then drinking them.
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>>3167449
>ejaculating on the glass
TOO LATE
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>Ponies are used to their own extremely expressive faces and large eyes
>Most have a hard time reading human facial expression, except when we're mad
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>>3167295
We're fans of a show about pastel equines, and in this current thread are people talking about sick, sad sexual desires at the same time we discuss which plushies we woulkd buy and who here is not a pedophile.

I can enjoy a few OCDNS and think about making fanfiction of them.

Who would be Armor Mask's enemies?
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>>3167397
>you will never wear donut pone on your human horn like that one lame donut joe MS (?) drawing
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frosted mrs cake butt for....
whoever requested this

mac's next unless i get something better
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>>Tumblr Rainbow Dash trying to pick up jailbait publically

http://rainbowdash-likesgirls.tumblr.com/

Welp.
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>>3167494
Bug pone taking sexy pictures of herself as celestia and distributing them across the land
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>>3167484

>he accidentally outs himself when he's fighting a supervillain in Canterlot while Twilight Sparkle is in town
>"TWILY!"
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>>3167494
colton and daisy sloppy makeouts would be cool
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>>3167504
Whelps!
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>>3167504
>jailbait

Washington here. They even mentioned the law.

We're the loli state
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>>3167504
>Jailbait
>within Romeo and Juliet exemption
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>>3167494
Panties on ponies is just plain wrong
But excellent drawing man
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>>3167527
WHERE
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>>3167527
MANY WHELPS
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Does the HUB even watch the show?
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>>3167504
How do you keep finding these people, MLPG
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>>3167457
I need to cut back on the creativity. This'll be the fourth night in a row I've ended up finding my muse. Shit's getting expensive.
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>>3167385
>Am I missing anything?

Latino Lamas. Or mules.
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>>3167504
>a 17-15 year old trying to pick up a 14 year old

OH NO

PEDOPHILES
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>>3167494
What could be better than Mac?
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>>3167494
Something something Vinyl Scratch high on extacy and doing something raunchy IDK.
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>>3167451
>donut pony presses herself against your arm
>with both hooves she pulls your hand down lower and lower on her body
>your fingers are slipped between her legs and are dampened just from proximity to her hungry cunt
>she guides you even farther back until you feel her thick, puffy sphincter
>a stifled moan is pulled from her lips as your finger traces little circles around it, massaging the creases and hills of her puckered pucker
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>>3167548
What do you mean "the show"?
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>>3167532
We are also the horsefucker state.
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>>3167546
NOW
HANDLE IT
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>>3167554
Pretty much.

>I'm 14
>less than 4 years older than you

Nothing to freak out about, just horny teenagers.
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>>3167539
>not liking panties on ponies
>the year of our sun god

Get on board already, anon!
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>>3167564
Go on.
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>>3167553

>Latino
>not Inca

C'mon, man! Didn't you ever see the Emperor's new Groove?
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>>3167392
I would be okay if that was an Iron Giant reference.
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>>3167575
40 DKP MINUS!
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>>3167575
>hungry cunt
wha-ha-ha-at?
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>>3167573
and the weed state

not that cali isnt doing its damndest to catch up
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http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlp8bit/

The secret 8 bit game meant to be shown at comic com leaked early.

password is HUBMLP8BIT
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>>3167564
>puckered pucker
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>>3167564
>puckered pucker
Fuck it I'm horny enough to not care. I'd lick the glaze out of her cunt but her asshole would be my focus probably. Doughnut shaped sphincter and such
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>>3167564
>literally the only donutty thing you put in was the name
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>>3164972
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup
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>>3167549
Because they seek it out. Why they keep finding these people is the more relevant question. They like to post it in MLPG for the attention
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>>3167583
>that AJ

UN-

>no hat

No sir I dont like it. Not at all.
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>>3167580
Shit, man. Around here we call people pedophiles for the things we draw. Actual real sex blows our minds.
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>>3167564
Pucker-pu-pucker-pu-pick-up-a-penguin
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>>3167595
Ha
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>>3167585
I'm not a very good writer and I'll just mess it all up if I did
It was a joke poking fun at the donutty asshole guys a few weeks ago
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>>3167602

And the trap state
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>>3167494
That is some sweet cake. Very very sweet cake.
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Jealous?
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>>3167245
At this point she's leaking cum like a punctured water balloon, unable to control herself as you spread her open with your swollen member. Her shivering sends ripples across her belly, and with the slightest movement you can feel a warm spurt of your own semen mixed with her fluids splash out of her cervix to coat your head, further lubricating and exciting you for the love-making marathon ahead. At this point she's full to bursting, and your final load would just swell the insides of her plush cunt, mixed into her juices and leaking back out her entrance like a sticky, gummy paste between your loins and her backside. At this point the bedsheets or whatever it is you've been resting on are a soggy, stinking mess, not like you were planning on going anywhere...
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>>3167615
>MLPG has some fucked up hobbies.
>Like pedo hunts.
>And shouldn't I be writing....
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>>3166223

Fuck that guy, the guy in the lime shirt is doing a forwards moonwalk!
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>>3167617
AJ doesn't wear her hat to bed dummy
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>>3167603
>http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlp8bit/
OH SHIT NIGGA, I JUST SHOT THE FUCK OUT OF A DRAGON
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What am I doing
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>>3167647
that girl has no business wearing pink short shorts.
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>>3167667
But she wears it to sex.
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>>3167667
But its the source of her power, and for what she is about to do she needs all she can get.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198739?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

We 8 now.
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>>3167570

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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>>3167523
ye, smoochin ponies are always cool whos colton i forget

>>3167563
oooo i havent actually drawn scratch before i might do this tonight too
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>>3167670
Telling a 17 year old girl that you're about to have your penis relocated to your forehead so you can become a lesbian unicorn
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>>3167647
My headcanon is he's hugging his granddaughters nonsexually
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>>3167670
Well if she rejects you, send dozens of comments about how she's supporting the evil cis agenda.
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>>3167672
i beg to differ

woody allen probably fucked her
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>>3167670
being retarded
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>>3167670

hahah
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>>3167700 here
that's woody allen? Oh right, never mind, yeah, he fucked em.
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>>3167647
who the fuck is that?
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>that feel when donut pony breaks off a little piece of donut and holds it up to you with a playful smile on her face
>"Say 'aaaah~'"
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>>3167670
it appears you're sexually harassing a teenager.
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>>3167698
>Move to equestria
>Use magic to put your dick on your forehead
>walk around on all fours
>NOBODY SUSPECTS A THING
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I tried drawing a Kyrary pony but it sucks and I can't be fucked to finish it
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>>3167724
>>3167739
google reverse image seems to think it's woody allen
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>>3167742
We all do that every day, anon.
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>>3167739

Woody Allen. He somehow is allowed to adopt 12 year old lolis despite obviously being a pedophile.
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>>3167746
>in equestria, the human penis can perform magic

i like this concept
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>>3167689
that link don't work, man
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>>3167753
Who? Look´s good.
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>>3167746
I'm sure Lyra would think something's up when you sit down on a bench.
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>>3167771
"Marrying your adopted daughter" doesn't make you a pedo when she's over the age of consent, anon.
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>>3167753
>>3167789

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
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>>3167753
FINISH IT.
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>>3167779
Oh, and I bet you think only men can do magic, you chauvinist cis scum.
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>That feel when crying to music
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>>3167753
It looks great so far. Why can't you finish it?
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is it weird that i want to draw chubby ponies
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>>3167797
>not pone
Get this shit out of here.
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>>3167813
>not that remix with the people dancing everywhere
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>>3167817
Women don't have horns.
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>>3167802
Nigga she isnt over the age of consent.
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>>3167760
>>3167739
>MLPG not knowing Woody Allen
His movies tend to suck (with a few exceptions) but c'mon. You should know that by pure cultural osmosis.
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>>3167833
See? This is an example of chauvinist dogma in society. They think they're better than women just because they have penises, and they use their penises to oppress the female gender.
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>>3167797
Would bang in the missionary position on a bed under the covers with the lights dimmed
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>>3167827
Not weird at all.

Now get to drawin. Need that chubby goodness
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>>3167698
>>3167746
>having your penis on your forehead
unf
is there a fetish for this
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>>3167858
But that's irrelevant.
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>>3167833
or souls
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>>3167827
Nah. What would be weird is drawing Impregnation and Cum-Inflation porn.
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>>3166857

I didn't know what Candydoll was and Googled it. Barf.

I've lost a little respect for him.
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>>3167635
Wouldn't take much. You've already got the first step. Just gotta go into how it's 'iced'.
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>>3167839
yeah, i knew who it was as soon as i regained the ability to not look at a teenage girl's ass and saw his face
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>>3167827
Pony ears kind of look like tidy vaginas
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>>3167797
7/10
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>>3167877
It's child modeling site with nudes.
>>
oh fuck
Why is Gilda air-comboing me in this platformer?
I don't remember this part of the show
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>>3167873
Oh look. Another idiot brute male trying to silence an intellectual woman for voicing the wrongs in society. You're like a small child covering his ears and screaming whenever he hears something he doesnt like.
This is precisely why men are unfit to lead the world, and must give control over to the women if society is to progress.
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>>3167802

But he was obviously fucking her well before that.
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>>3167894
horse heads confirmed for circumcised pussies
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>>3167885
>Being distracted by a 3/10 ass
Anonymous please.
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>>3167876
you have more of these hidden somewhere, Scherzo?
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>>3167869
i want to know if there is porn of this
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>>3167876
>X-ray cumshot
OOH, RIGHT IN THE FETISH
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>>3167877
>>3167912
Yeah... one of those instances where I bothered to manually clear my browser cache and activate ASC's shredder.
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Where do your waifus go once you're gone?
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>>3166857
screencap or gtfo
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needs more spitfire
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>>3167876
THANK YOU BASED SCHERZO
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>>3167957
Chubby Spitfire?
Stretching through her suit as she gets even chubbier?
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>>3167876
I would very much like some more mpreg
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>>3167950

Mine will always be in my heart.
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i think scootaloo is very pretty and i like how orange she is
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>>3167971
Ross pls go
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>>3167950
I have a new one each month. My wheelie bin's full of 'em
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>>3167957
Spifur is good looking pone but not very interesting
>>
YO SERIOUSLY FUCK GILDA IN THIS GAME GODDAMN!
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>>3167938
I have very little actual porn drawn.

Kind of have to be in a mood to do so. And that mood only occurs once in a blue moon.
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>>3167869
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri0RTsPercY
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>>3167950
Where do you go when your waifu is gone

you get a life and dream of attainable things
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>>3167984
Not Ross
But am considering drawing chubby spitfire based on LKs guide
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>>3167839
He's one of odd cases of actors that I hear about and is recognizable, but his films aren't household names like he is. I only know Crimes and Misdemeanors because it was assigned in one of my classes.
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>>3167950
>>3167990
>Losing waifus
>Changing waifus
>Ever
You dont know what a waifu is and you never had one.
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>>3167912
>It's child modeling site with nudes.

No nudity. Loli-matrix clothing and suggestive poses only. Russian girls mostly. It's the softest of softcore porn. I see no problem with it.
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>>3167946
MY NIGGA
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>>3167650
Oh my perhaps I should have thought of a better place to disperse that latest load. It's a real shame that most of it has gone to waste all over our legs and the bed. I'd certainly have to bring up the potential for anal to her.Or if she was feeling a bit hungry after our intense session then I'd be delighted to "feed" her. I'll have more than enough nutrition after we've had a few hours of refractory period cuddling to build up another thick load.That is unless she just absolutely had to have it right this instant..I think I could muster up the will power to give her another go. She's already done so much for me that I'd be obliged to repay her.
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>>3168003
if you do, you will become ross.

that's how it works
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>>3167876
>Ejaculating semen directly into the womb

Have you ever had sex Scherzo?
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>>3167979
Scootaloo is very ugly
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>>3167997
I like em. ALOT.
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>>3167937

12 year olds are cute though...

Look but don't touch.
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>>3168031
But that's how ponies do it, isn't it?
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>The door from the backyard opens and Anon enters his kitchen, wearing an apron that says 'Natural Born Griller' on it, just in time to see Tabasco poke at the plates of uncooked food on the counter.
>She takes one look at him and nearly falls off the counter when she sees the apron, laughing.
>"What?" Anon says as he looks down at the garment. "My mom thinks it was a great gift."
>This only gives him a snort and another bout of laughter.
>Tabasco composes herself and manages to ask him what he is doing.
>"It's a beautiful day, so, I figured why stay cooped up in here, we can cook outside."
>Before she can respond to the 'we' part she is scooped up and placed in a front pocket of the apron.
>Anon grabs the plates and heads out, the sun causes Tabasco to squint, it's a lot brighter in this part of the house apparently.
>Her eyes adjust and she shrinks into the pocket a little, gasping.
>Forget the brightness, there's so much...space!
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>>3168027
But I dont want to

I want to become LK
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>>3168031
Do you even horse reproduction
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>>3168015
Most US and many european IPs block the site.

So, i have no firsthand knowledge other that what i'm told.
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>>3168031
>not ejaculating semen directly into the womb
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>>3167979
I would very much like to fuck her when she's older
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>>3168010
Do you know what a waifu really is, anon?

To keep it short, it's the animated equivalent of a crush on a celebrity your glorify.

It's the weeaboo word for "wife". The only time it sees usage as "character that I am genuinely in love with and always will be for all eternity even though not even real relationships work like that because I'm a sad delusional fuck that gave up on life" is by a few lonely neckbeards on 4chan and tohno chan.
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>>3168031
>Cum inflation fetisists
>Knowing anything whatsoever about anatomy
These are the people who think if you stuff a vagina with semen, it somehow magically is held in to the point where the stomach distends, even though neither of those things could possibly happen.
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>>3167979
rumble plz go
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>>3167979
Me too!
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>>3167979
>>3168035
I like both Scootaloo and Twist

But Twist is my favorite
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>>3168074
Holy shit you dont know what a waifu is.
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>>3168080
SMALLER
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>official hasbro chance the stallion blindbag

i told myself i would only buy show character toys, but i might have to get that chance to ship with caramel.
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>>3168054

>condemning MS based on heresay
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>>3168031
what i find weird is that the womb is full of air...

that can't be right, can it?
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>>3168074
>Incorrectly defining a well defined word
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>>3168035
shut the fuck up you ugly jew bitch
>>
http://awujabvojnavwaowqau.tumblr.com/

I just checked it on a whim and it updated not half an hour ago. What does it mean?
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>>3168074
You know, if you're going to try be an elitist dick about what a word means, you might want to make sure you actually know what it means.
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>>3168075
>expecting people to draw porn as realistically and vanilla as possible
do you even fetish
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>>3168042
>>3168015

Who let the pedos in?
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>>3168070
once she's grown out her wings a bit...
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>>3168125
Who let the faggos in?
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>>3168114
it means that i don't have the password
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>>3168039
That's nice.

But I have no intentions on making it my standard fare.

Consider it equivalent to finding a $20 laying on the ground in the grocery store parking lot. Doesn't happen save for a very rare while, but it's nice when it does.
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>>3168091
No anon, that is exactly what a waifu is. That's what it is for most people who say "waifu".

>>3168104
It's a slang word defined by majority.

A minority of neckbeards adding retarded rules like "you can only have one in your entire life" doesn't change shit except for those neckbeards.

/jp/ pls go.
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>>3168031
>complaining about porn drawings
Do you even watch the porn?
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>You will never crawl into bed with her, hold her under her wings and dip your nose in her mane
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198769?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

So slow at making games.
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>>3168091
And I don't care.
And neither should you.
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>>3168075
>DERPA DERP GUYS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT FANTASY IS
Holy shit just stop typing.
If you're a troll then 6/10
Jimmies rustled moderately
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>>3168090
I like you
>>3168109
>ugly
Good joke, bro.
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>>3168131

>Defending pedos

Please leave.
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>>3167603
What the fuck, this game's actually not bad.
Even if you can stand on clouds without being a pegasus
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>>3167797
sometimes i forgot how hot human girl can be. i think today i will fap to a normal human female instead of anime or horse for a change.
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>>3168136
ever thought about drawing a scene from that nmm/twilight fic of yours?
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>>3168074
but that's just it, anon
that word IS reserved for delusional neckbeards
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>>3168136
So kind of like when you update The Dashter?

zing
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>>3168158
I would pityfuck Twist.
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>>3168137
Nigga it has always meant one and only for an entire life. I dont know where you get your misinformation from.
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>>3168133
tnxa
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>>3168114
pw?
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>>3168114
pw is txna
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>>3168160
Shitposter pls go
>>
>Waifus

I remember when HSG hated porn and laughed at anyone who used waifu sincerely
>>
wake up, Melody!
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>>3168137
Do you even /a/?
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>>3168160
>being offended by pedophilia
>on 4chan
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>>3168102
No, i just have no knowledge of the site. But damnit, it's banned so there must be some nudity or something in there.

Even Motherless isn't as widely banned as candydoll.
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>>3168166
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>>3168121
>Implying realism is inherently vanilla
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>>3167979

She is also as cute as a button.
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>>3168095
But that's just buff Caramel from the intro. It's kinda like twincest
>>
I just saw the latest Friendship is Witchcraft. It was better than Lunar Slander, imo, but nothing made it stand out in particular for me. Still, it wasn't so long that it overstayed its welcome, and it was worth a few chuckles. Still can't seem to match the humor brilliance of Abba-lanche or the song brilliance of Pinkie's Brew, though. In fact, the song from this episode felt reaching, if anything.
>>
txna doesnt work
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>>3168114
It's related to the quest that's going on right now
>>3161056
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>tfw it's been nearly two years and not one of these greentexts, images, or stories has ever made you pop a boner. Not even when they hit you dead in the fetish.
Is there something wrong with me, that I can't get a boner to horses, or is there something right?
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>>3168165
that woman poops. every day.

and every month she bleeds from her vagina.
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>>3168209
But buttons are not cute whatsoever.
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>>3168174
She doesn't need your pity
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>>3168216
Aw shit quest time
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>>3168158

>Twist grows up into a surprisingly hot mare

I've always liked this.
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>>3168220
I think you're lying.
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>>3168045
>Tiny pony carried around apron pocket

Oh fuck, my heart
>>
>>3168185
>>3168195

If we don't stamp out the pedo faggotry then we're no better than MS and bronies.
>>
>>3168114
What exactly is this tumblr?
>>
Gimme an episode to watch that's not Owl's Well or Look Before You Sleep.
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>>3168178
actually i asked tohno-chan once

they said that it's okay to fall out of love with a girl and fall in love with another one but they said to make a distinction between that and confusing "favorite" with "waifu" and changing your favorite every month

/a/ is dum, just ask the waifu experts
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>>3168243
Best Pet Duet episode
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>>3168239
shitposter pls go
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>>3168114
>RubyQuest: Pony version
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>>3168243
Hearts and Hooves Day.
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Haha, this is surprisingly not all that bad.

Really simple, but I've only played Twilight so far.
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>>3168243
MMDW
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>>3168070
And when her wings have become ridiculously oversized in her growth spurts, no doubt
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>>3168234
Why would I lie about this? What, exactly, would I have to gain from doing so?
>>
>play through that 8 bit pony game thing
>get to last level
>see mark thing
>realize the final boss is next
>put this on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3aXpvhBdGM
>beat Discord in one life
NO WAY TO EXPLAIN IT
I'M X X X BITCH
TRIPLE X RATED
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>>3168209
I would take care of Scootaloo so hard.
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>>3168243
Look Before You Owls
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>>3168243
Owl before you look
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>>3168243
A Dog and Pony Show
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>>3168242
It's related to Renne Quest. An amazing Ruby Quest esque thing that LK is running.
Here's the crossthread link: >>3161056
OP's post has a link to the previous logs if you're interested
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>>3168142
We ded mafia.
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>>3168201
>But damnit, it's banned so there must be some nudity or something in there.

None. Just look on google images or whatever. 8-14 year old girls in bikinis and loli matrix outfits. Posted sometimes on /b/. No one ever gets in trouble for posting it there since it's not illegal.
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>>3168239
well that's inherently impossible, so just try to ignore it

you silly little muffin
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>>3168243
H&HD
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>>3168237
>can't even form a coherent green sentence

That's how bad it is. Be careful, RCH. You're carrying some heavy ordinance.
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>>3168272
>>3168273
You fagets
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>>3168278
Yeah. I think we ded for the night.
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>>3168273
>>3168272
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>>3168220
Not even this?
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>>3168255

Dead serious, are you okay with that shit?

You're really okay with guys being sexual predators towards little girls?
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>>3168244
>google tohno chan

OH FUCK I GREW A BEARD JUST LOOKING AT IT
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>>3168269
>I have no idea what any of these comments mean :/
This comment made me laugh so fucking hard
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>Feel like watching Treasure Planet
>Find a bunch of awful fandups of entire 20 minute portions of the movie
>Turns out there's a horrible Treasure Planet fandom out there
Well. You learn something every day.
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>>3168210
oh shit i didnt notice he has caramels cutiemark, i need that now since i am gay for all forms of caramel

i will fight anyone who says he is canon straight.
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>>3168294
DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!
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>>3168296
>"I love you"
Erection Destroyed
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>>3168298
I don't care too much if someone is being perverted about legal stuff, no.
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>>3168296
>and then they had zombie pony lesbian sex
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>>3168224
>>3168231

>Twist eventually loses her lisp, whether naturally or with assistance
>as she gets older, her voice becomes a husky, sexy mare's - the kind of voice you'd expect to hear on a phone-sex hotline.
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>>3168269
>>3168262
I died to Discord three times and raged from the game. I'm too tired for this right now.
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>>3168310
Yeah, there's a horrible fandom out there for almost any animated thing.
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>>3168279

Pedophile defender pls leave
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>>3168293
NO, WE LIVE MAFIA
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1198769?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
CLICK BACK IN
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>>3168310
>Treasure Planet
Man the captain from that movie is one of my more notable childhood whyboners.
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>>3168320

>pedophilia
>legal
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>>3168298
shitposter pls go
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>>3168322
It's more likely than you think.
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>>3168231
She's pretty much destined to be hot, but she'll always be hotter than anyone expects, even you or me.
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>>3168294
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This game is awesome.
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>>3168262
>Iron Will is a villain
DO THEY EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
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>>3168335
This is understandable.
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>>3168313
>likes to roll around in glitter to look pretty

this is the gayest horse ever.
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>>3168313

He has a girlfriend.
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>>3168323
>you hold her close
>whisper into her ear
>say "thuper" for me
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>>3168326
Just suicide run Discord, that's what I had to do.

Get as close to him as you can and spam the fuck out of magic missile, you die once but can kill him on your second life.
Don't even try to survive, its what I had to do.
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>>3168340
Yeah, being a pedo is legal. Acting on that (pederasty) is illegal. Looking at child pornography is illegal for anyone.

So as long as they're not doing any of those last two, I don't give a fuck.
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>>3168348
I SAID NOT TO LOOK AT ME!
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>>3168303
Which one of you was this
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That's it guys, i'm going on a vacation. Poodles!

__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__
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Everyone jokes about pedophilia on 4chan, but it should not be taken lightly. Even Glitter Glue won't touch pedophilia.

Boys can't be rape victims
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>>3168316
oh, but don't mention love
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>>3168313
No need to fight, because he IS in fact canon straight. But yeah, whatever turns you on. In my headcanon, almost everyone in Ponyville considers him gay. That's why his girlfriend is a pegasus out of Cloudsdale [/spoile]
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would you cuddle a centaur pone?
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>>3168045
>Humming to himself, Anon sets the plates on the side of the grill, already pre-heated.
>Tabasco looks down at the flames, the grill itself, it's nothing like the stove.
>A bird flies over, causing her to slip into the pocket, yelping.
>"T-the hell was that?" She asks, shaking.
>"Hmm?" Anon looks back at the dove on the fence. "That's a bird."
>Tabasco pokes her head out of the pocket and looks at the dove.
>She sticks her tongue at it as Anon places food on the grill.
>"You have never been outside have you?" Anon asks, looking down at the little pony in his pocket.
>"N-no" Tabasco admits, shuffing a hoof on the edge of the pocket.
>Her view of the grill shifts as Anon moves. "I guess it's time for a tour then!"
>Anon shows her around his small backyard, (To his standards) showing her his garden and other things. Tabasco asking question after question about things.
>The dove watches as it pecks at some seed.
>The tour ends and Anon returns to the grill to finish.
>Anon sits at the table, the meal done, Tabasco looks up at him.
>"I think I like the backyard, it's a nice part of the house."
>The dove takes off, the sudden sound causing her to once again dive into the pocket.
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>>3168359
Is that an elephant with tits?
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>>3168352
>DO THEY EVEN WATCH THE SHOW

Doubt it. Someone just sent some intern a game idea, some art of the characters, and told them to make something.
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>>3168351
Do you get to choose what pony you unlock, or does it give you Applejack?
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>>3168389
Which pone is it?
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>>3168380
GG I'm working entry level IT support and liking it what do
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>>3168075
It's not that we don't unders... Well ok, there's probably a good portion, granted, but still, point is it's hot, not logical.
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>>3168395
hnnnnng
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>>3168380

GG you're alive.

How's poverty coming along?
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>>3168372
>tohno-chan
They are so us it hurts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ojXo6nCEk
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>implying
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>>3168371
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how jelly are you rose that donkey sex is legal where i am.
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>>3168410
count yourself lucky
I did phone support for satellite tv once and it made me want to kill myself
I still might do it now if I had the chance though

it pays well so if you can stand it keep at it
good luck with your employment anon~♥
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>>3168427
Not cool, man.
GG did you find a job yet?
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>>3168408
any pone you like
which one would YOU choose?
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>>3168400
It is.
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>>3168442
Sounds like that place is a real blast.
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>>3168439
WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!? YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HANDS!
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big macincock
congrats, requester you get +1 horse peen

one more request for the night i guess??
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>>3168453
I can't that face
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>>3168439
I need the full version of this for masturbatory purposes.
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>>3168436
>not digital linework and coloring
>for once

Love it. Wish more drawings werelike this. Love crosshatches or whatever they're called.
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>>3168439
Unf, Lyra.
Unf.
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You know what's a fun little thing I'd do to change history? Switch FAD and TLR. That woulda been fun to see.
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>You will never lose ten points
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>>3168378

We are not starting this argument again.
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>>3168407
You have to beat the game first with Twilight to unlock more ponies.

I'm at Pinkie right now.
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>>3168464
Him putting that thing in Twily
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>>3168453
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>>3168434
>coffee is great, I want to do drugs now because coffee is so great
>where get drugs?
Okay, we aren't that shut-in.
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>you'll never dress up your girlfriend like your sister and pretend you're brother and sister while fucking
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>>3168453
I don't even know what this is
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>>3168464
Yay horse penis.
Thanks, even though I didn't make the request.
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>>3168464
Twidash hornjob
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>>3168453
...Is that supposed to be Patchouli Knowledge?
>>3168475
Bullshit. Ten points from Gryffindor.
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>>3168427
it is about the same and pretty unenjoyable

>>3168448
>GG did you find a job yet?
nope
and at this point I've applied at nearly every place in town
but word is a garlic plant outside of town is hiring
I'm calling them tomorrow for info and to see if there's anyway my car-less self can get out there regularly if jobs are available
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>>3168464
Do the Vinyl Scratch thing.
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>>3168464
Rarity feminizing Caramel, sexually.
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>>3168495
I don't have a sister ;_;
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>>3168464
either mac plowing twilight while she takes notes or colton/daisy sloppy makeouts
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>>3168395
Oh and also that's kinda it.
So yeah.
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>>3168467
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>>3168464
Can you draw a human fucking Rarity?
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>>3168464
rarity with a cock
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>>3168506
GG, just go 11-Bravo and be done with it. I've got a feeling im about to be unemployed and I'm looking up recruiters as we speak.
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>>3168464
Pregnant Lyra

optional sexually
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>>3168478
I do not know what game this is.
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>>3168506
>but word is a garlic plant outside of town is hiring

That sounds hilarious.

I still think you should try the webcomic route.
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>>3168506
>but word is a garlic plant outside of town is hiring

>GG goes to find out about it
>Turns out he just misheard someone saying that a Garlic plant was growing higher

>he steals the garlic to make garlic bread later
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>>3168366
This. Get through level 6 with three lives left. Wait until right before or after he attacks and spam attack him until he starts charging again.

I can't attack with Rainbow Dash without hurting her!
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>>3168523
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Fucking gilda
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>>3168490
I am
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>>3168506
That's cool.
I love garlic.
I hope they take garlic really seriously like the Schnitzel episode in Rocko's Modern Life.
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>>3168506
your life sounds like a hilarious train wreck. seriously why dont you do a webcomic? i'd read it.
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>>3168464
Twilight cumming on Bigmacindick's dick.
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>>3168513
I'll second that, if it has any effect.
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>>3168530
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlp8bit/

pass is HUBMLP8BIT
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>>3168523
>>3168550

Stop looking at me. Stop it.
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>>3168555
Continue.
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>>3168464
Two stallions spitroasting Spike.
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>>3168359

>"Th-thtoppit--!"
>"...How do you always get me to do that...?"
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>>3168546
What?
You mean you can't beat Discord with Dash?
Just fly around and dodge his fireballs until he jumps, and hit him in the air.
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>>3168573

Uh, how do I get past the first platform? There's a pad thing and I don't know how to use it.

Also I dislike Atari graphics.
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>>3168513
>Dat fic
unf'd so hard. Did the author ever write a sequel?
The ending where Rarity said she was going to make him Mac's sissy slut did things to my penis nothing else ever has.
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>>3168527
Seriosuly, GG. Guarenteed employment and all the bitches you can handle.
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>>3168532
>I still think you should try the webcomic route.
everyone's been suggesting this lately and talking about me not doing it like I'm an idiot for passing up free easy living

making a webcomic so successful and profitable is a huge hurdle
it requires not only a lot of effort and humor, but also ability with marketing, merchandising, social networking, publicity, etc.
even then, a lot of it is luck
there are maybe a dozen big webcomics so profitable their creators live on them
for comparison, how many webcomics are there in total?

even if I eventually make it big, it won't happen overnight, and if I can't make rent at the end of the month it's not gonna matter how internet famous I am
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>>3168596
Read the instructions
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>>3168566

>schnitzel
>sausage

I was very disappointed to find that schnitzel isn't sausage.
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>>3168590
she's pretty cute when she does that <3
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>>3168464
Male Nightmare Moon raping and impregnating Celestia.
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>>3168597
Link?
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FUCKING CLOUDS AND HOLES
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why is it always rape with you guys, why cant it be two consenting horses having horse sex together for once.
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>>3168609
You could try turning RubyQuest into a script and selling it to a movie company as the next big horror movie thing.

That or a SyFy original movie.
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>>3168555
???
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>>3168609
Do you have a trade GG? Any specialized education or degree? Can you do anything at all?
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...
I had a curious thought just hit me.
Do we not a rule 63 Marker pone?
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>>3168640
Do you think anyone has ever jacked off in that house?
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>>3168464
Fluttershy being raped by Timberwolves...
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>>3168640
That picture makes me want to play Myst 3: Exile again.
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>>3168640
...okay. Male Nightmare Moon having consensual sex with Celestia for the purpose of impregnating her with his lineage.
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>>3168609
>a lot of effort and humor
You've already proven you can do that
>ability with marketing
You've got us, and word of mouth is the best advertising there is
>merchandising, social networking
You don't need that starting out

Hell, if you need it, I'll even toss you a domain name and a VPS for hosting
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>>3168444
I'm getting $11/hr to hang around in a relaxed, air-conditioned state government office and fiddle with computers. Technically a contractor through some shitty company so no benefits, but $11/hr is pretty good for first job.

Phone support sounds like it'd suck, especially phone support for end users.
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>>3168656
Do you think anyone was ever rape off in that house?
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>>3168620

>"You can be pretty cute too, sweetheart... when you're not being a butthead."
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>>3168655
She is too precious a thing to throw into the typical internet rights of passage.

She may guard the marker, but we guard her.
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Your favorite pony has been sucked into Ogre Battle 64.
What class are they, and how do they fare?
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>>3168659
This but with male Celestia and female Nightmare Moon
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>>3168597
>people are talking about me
It's like I'm really famous! :3c

No, I haven't. I actually wasn't really planning on writing any sort of continuation, since I figured it would just be too similar to darf's "wonderbolt training" thing, but I might do it, eventually.

I got caught up writing another fic that I have yet to finish Cheerilee in the 80s, which got almost done roughly a month ago and then a bunch of shit has stopped me from really finishing it up, and I've got plans to write other things once I get some time.

I wrote some stuff for pony or die, though, so that should be fun.
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>>3168573
So the Hub is trying to out do Adult Swim with resorting to gross out humor?
I'M GAME!
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>>3168640
Rape is hot.
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>>3168628
pls respond
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>>3168609
glitter how much do you charge for comics?
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>>3168680
This except it's not consensual
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>>3168692
...Is this bizarro-MLPG?
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>>3168683
Can you give me a link?
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>>3168511
oh right i even had something in mind for that one, too

>>3168524
ah dang i need to draw that at some point!
for next time, perhaps!! or maybe i'll do a fully colored drawing of that idk

>>3168579
...no comment

>>3168529
>>3168621
is pregnancy the kink of the week?

>>3168657
rape is one of those things im just really not into drawing, sorry dude!!!
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>>3168444
My roommate used to do phone support for nintendo. It sounded horrible
>"SO I GOT THIS WII THANG FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT DONT WORK. HOW DO I FIX IT?"
Dozens of times every day.
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>>3168657
It's never going to get drawn.
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>>3168672
>sweetheart
oh gosh <3
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>>3168722
Well you could've said so earlier!
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>>3168649
>tfw they'd probably ruin it
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>>3168649
>You could try turning RubyQuest into a script and selling it to a movie company as the next big horror movie thing.
that's even more reliant on luck and who you know, not to mention writing a screenplay is an even longer undertaking
right now I'm just looking for any kind of employment that'll keep me fed and sheltered in the immediate future

>>3168654
>Do you have a trade GG? Any specialized education or degree? Can you do anything at all?
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>>3168719
No Deaf, you died.
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>>3168722
spitroast cum inflation starring cheerilee
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>>3168575
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>>3168726
It's made even worse by the fact that you don't have physical access to whatever it is you're trying to fix and most people calling tech support are too stupid to follow simple instructions
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>>3168678

He's still drawing for us? Sweet! When did he do that?
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>>3168722
>No comment
I take that as a no.
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>>3168740
I like this.
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>>3168736
No, if I died I'd be in a place where people wondered what I was talking about when I said 'rape', because there's no way I'm going to heaven.
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>>3168628
>>3168720
Yeah, sure
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21155/Caramel%27s-Entrapment
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>>3168722
>>3168727
Fluttershy having consensual sex with Timberwolves

O-oh dear! One at a time, boys~
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>>3168767
...You monster.
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>>3168743
>did you turn it on?
>>Yo dawg why you gotta treat me like I'm stupid?
15 minutes later
>>Oh yo, never mind, I hit that button on the front with the little circle and line, it's workin' now. Why didn't you tell me to do that, you stupid or somethin'?
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>>3168767
How about Fluttershy lovingly tending to an injured Timblerwolf.
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>>3168722
>is pregnancy the kink of the week?
LK drew a guide for chubby ponies and people have been bonering over it
myself included
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>>3168740
Womb AND digestive tract at the same time?

I dunno, Cherry Jubilee seems more the type who could handle that.
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>>3168594
Nevermind I'm a dumbass. You can't hit the dragon's head when you dash it.

Dash vs Gilda was so satisfying.

Playing with my SNES remote. Be jelly.
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>>3168731

>Grown-up Twist will never whisper dirty little nothings into your ear
>she will never give you an erection without even touching you
>she will never give you a sultry smile, looking at you over the rims of her glasses
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>>3168704
>glitter how much do you charge for comics?
I've started doing commissions out of financial necessity but I'm having the customers set their own price, pay whatever they feel it's worth

because I can't look at something I've done and put a price on it
all I can see in my head is turning something over, saying "eight dollars please"
and someone looks at it with this disgusted yet amused look and just
this isn't worth eight dollars
this isn't worth anything

what was I thinking
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>>3168746
Like a week ago, yeah he's drawing again.
I forget where he said he went.
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>>3168785
...I suppose I would find this acceptable.
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>donut pony will never give you a tasty, freshly baked donut to put a smile on your face after a long, tiring day
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>>3168573
I can fight Gilda in this game.
My life has new meaning.
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>>3168808
...Glittia Fucking Managlue.
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>>3168650

>that feel when I always tilt my head to the left when I see that picture

>that feel when Gilda would think I was making fun of her and probably break my nose
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>>3168808
You have enough name currency that you could ask for payment up-front at a fairly high rate and get it.
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>all these depressed artists
im trying to help damn it
im trying my best but please cheer up
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>>3168722
>not replying to my suggestion
oh hops, do you see my love for thee?
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>>3168790
Fuck that shit, drawfags and big name artwhores don't control my thoughts and feelings I'm an independent anon who dont need nobody

Pregnancy kink of the week all weeks
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>>3168821
I can beat the shit out of Gilda in this game.
Repeatedly.

My life finally has meaning.
>>
I've got some niggers here that need a little explanation.

What is the difference between bronies and ponyfags?
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>>3168811
His planet needed him for a little while.
He came back unharmed.
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>>3168832
PFFFFFFFFFF
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>>3168800
oh god
I would be unable to contain myself
whatever I did to deserve such a beauty, it surely wasn't enough
>>
Flying feels like cheating in a platformer
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Oh my good lord.
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>>3168835
>break my nose
>ignoring the filename
>not breaking other things
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>>3168596
Press Space
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>>3168734
Wow.

you're pretty fucked.
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>>3168808
Sounds good, though you might want to at least set a minimum.

>Aw yeah brah I give you 5 cents for that yeah
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>>3168846
Bronies are faggots
Ponyfags are elitist faggots
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>>3168850
Am I right, or am I right?
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>>3168846
Ponyfags hide their powerlevels when appropriate.

Bronies do not.
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What if Gilda is deathly afraid of penetration
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>>3168854
What's with the terminator eye?
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>>3168854
I don't hate it
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>>3168854
...Why would you post this?

Fuck, why would you save this?
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>>3168821
Kicking Gilda in the face as Applejack and watching her body fall out of the sky was great.

Treekicker rules the clouds, bitch!
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>>3168855

>implying she even looks at my tiny human dick
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>>3168854
he came to bronycon. with his MOM. he's never touched a woman beside her. how can anyone still follow his neckbeard fat ass (literally) is beyond me.
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>>3168808
Trixie and Rover don't get shipped often enough.
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>>3168883
That's kloudmutt.
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>>3168844
Implying that this isn't kinky foreplay and that when she lies down she isn't wading for you to lick her sweet griffon vag.
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>>3168800
>you will never wake up to the sensation of the scarlet ringlets of her mane tickling your skin as she gently kisses you all over
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>>3168890
...Well then. He's improving.
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>>3168881
>she grabs you, shaft, balls and all, in one claw
>she squeezes surprisingly lightly for her
>"well, these won't do, but that mouth of yours could have some use after all. Lie down."
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>>3168808
God your worse then Eurobeat when it comes to asking people for money for shit.
People are willing to pay, just, set a minimum or something.
People would pay just for the principal of who the artist is.
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>>3168890
barf
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>>3168905
Stop giving me feels
I can't handle it right now.
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>>3168846
ponyfags are aware of how fucking weird this fandom is and are considerably more ironic about it all than bronies

bronies think it's perfectly normal and want to make sure that everyone knows just how much they enjoy ponies to the point of obnoxiousness
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>>3168883
This is him. He calls himself "average looking".
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>>3168896
>implying griffon vag doesn't taste like scorched rubber and bourbon
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>>3168870
>She is the Skybreaker of Gryphons.
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>>3168905
>you will never savor the taste of peppermint on her lips as you share a long, deep kiss
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>>3168912
Oh no
I'm terrible at oral
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>>3168870
Wouldn't you be?
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>>3168888

>"Hey - blue pony come back to bed... I require snuggles."
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a post-coital snack first..."
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>>3168935
oh man im so handsome im afraid to show my face to the general because it would shame all of you
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>>3168734
GG pls
pls
Stop making me wish I could take care of you
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>>3168846
Bronies are Wacko Jacko
Ponyfags/Horsefuckers are Prince
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>>3168936
>implying you get to stop before she's had her fill, once you've got your head down there.
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>>3168912

i've seen that exact quote some time ago, i'm sure of it.

>she digs her talons into your scalp as she rides you like sybian
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>>3168935

STOP POSTING THAT FUCKING PICTURE

IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A HORRIFYING MIRROR THAT SHOWS WHAT I COULD HAVE BECOME IF I FOUND PONYCHAN BEFORE MLPG

STOP IT
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>>3168755
take that as a slightly ashamed "probably at some point"

>>3168838
which suggestion was yours im trying not to spam responses to every request sorry bud
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>>3168935
>Ten lb backpack and some Hawaiian punch.
>So fat his blood almost stops moving.
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>>3168846
Love and tolerance

Bronies say it
Ponyfags do it
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>>3168870
That is my headcanon.
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>>3168953
We Viking Ancestor Bros?
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>>3168974
>>3168740
pls respon
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>>3168953
You seem to be insinuating no one is allowed to say that that guy is unattractive unless they prove they are more attractive than that guy. I seriously hope you're not doing this, because that logic is retarded.
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>>3168953
I look like your average neckbear. Dont giv a FUCK if I look terrible.
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>>3168978
Do it as in figuratively

We do it with love and tolerance, as in, ponies

Or we wish we did
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>>3168948

oh, don't worry. you'll get good real fast. or you won't, and you'll be reprimanded.
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>>3168971
I think it's surprisingly self-aware that you think the only thing that stopped you from going full brony was environment.
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>>3168983
hell yeah motherfucker
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>>3168962
>implying I would stop
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>>3168991
haha what
no im just saying im handsome and you're not
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>>3168996
Somebody turn the dial to femdom today, Snarky?
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>go to kloudmutt
>expecting at least decent quality
>see this
dat fucking anatomy jesus.
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>>3169014
Gaston pls go
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>>3169002
Just remember, she isn't the type for reciprocation.

Would you masturbate while a satisfied gilda big-spooned you, digging her claws into your shoulder?
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>>3168992
That looks like shit.
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>>3168974
>probably at some point
I like you.
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>>3168974
well, it was that sloppy makeouts one, but now i get that you didn't want to reply to everyone :V
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>>3168987
oh
>>3168740 yeah this is actually a p cool request (cheerilee owns) i'll put it in my queue for later
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>>3169023
>"Terrible anatomy?"
>"Check."
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>>3169019

the flavor of the night is the first thing i see. tonight, i saw femdom first. might change, something better comes round.
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>>3168971
I never thought about this. How many of you came into ponies when there were multiple venues? What made you come to MLPG instead of the others? I've been here since 'The Ticket Master' and can't find the exit.
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>i thought roses new character was a dude
>i get boner
>find out its actually a girl


oh
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>>3168992
UNF
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>>3168992
I really like Doxy's pony stuff. I don't really know who he is and I think I need to keep it that way.
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>>3169023
Kloudmutt still can't art.
But he was always a nice guy, from what I remember, so there was that.
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>>3168992
>doxy doing actual pone porn
O.O
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>>3169031
I'd wait until she was asleep and then gently feel her up while masturbating before cumming somewhere on her she won't notice
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>>3169041
what about grown Twist?
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>>3169041
You missed out on all the Fluttershy cum inflation earlier.
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>>3168952
>Trixie lays down on top of Rover's chest, her tail wrapping around his waist
>She kisses his cheek, he glances away
>"D-don't think this means we're dating or anything, blue pony."
>"Mhmm." Trixie licks his cheek.
>"It's just...business, you know how it is."
>"Sure." Trixie giggles and nibbles his ear.
>Rover immediately stops talking and turns to putty to her hooves.
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>>3168880
>Applejack can't fly
>Applejack can't magic
>Needs ladders to get fucking anywhere
Then suddenly
>Kicks Gilda in the god damn face twice
>Gilda is ded
Applejack confirmed for NOT worst pony.
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>>3168820
>tfw she poops out hot fresh delicious doughnuts
Would you still accept it?
She doesn't realize that your average human would find it disgusting but she really really hopes that you'd like it. She wants you to take a bite and tell her what you think.
If you refused and told her it was gross, it might break her fragile little heart. She really doesn't understand why it would revolt you. It's just something she does naturally so you refusing to even taste it would make her think that she was gross in some way.
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>>3169048
It's not the first time.
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>>3169044
Rose is the cool kind of furfag that makes characters for reasons other than self insert sonic OC porn
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Okay, well, this thread is really shit, but thanks for the game link.
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>>3169046
>I don't really know who he is
Yeah you do~
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>>3168609
>even if I eventually make it big, it won't happen overnight,

That's why you should have been doing it like 5 years ago. Also:

You could easily make 50 to a few hundred right now from it. Just post your comics to a site that you made with ads. Bam. Free money. Won't be enough to live on, but you are already making the comics so why not?
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>>3169058
...I think I did too.
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>>3169056
Like inside?
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>>3169031

she might Dutch rudder you.

might.

if you did a good job with your mouth.
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>>3168905
>>3168925
>>3168947

>you spend a long night lying on the couch with her, no sound passing between you but the sound of your lips on hers, the ruffling of your hand as you run it through her red, curly hair
>she tastes like peppermint, her tongue dancing with yours as you cradle her head and she caresses your chest.
>she breaks away, smiling at you, eyes half-lidded.
>"...Hi."
>she giggles quietly
>what a laugh she has - innocent, girlish, and yet the sound of it is pure sex.
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>>3169046
he's onta

inb4 janitor
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>>3169064
oh fuck you
I want >feels, not more stupid fetish nonsense
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>playing 8 bit MLP game
>Fuck yeah Applejack
>She can only kick...and climb ladders!
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>>3169083
If I can work it in without her waking up, sure.
Might cum in her mouth.
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>>3169056
She's got you gripped in her claws.
Her hind paw is dug into your crotch and when you breath, she sticks her claws out a little.
Just get comfy for the night, chief.
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>>3169074
Looks like that furry comic that gets spammed everywhere but beyond that, no idea. If he made those then whatever.
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>>3169087
...The things you've done and can't do anymore always hit the hardest.
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>>3169070
reported to the FBI.

oh wait girls cant be pedophiles, carry on.
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>>>/v/146619616

/v/ doesn't care for the flash game.
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>>3169070
Spike is a male.

It would only be pedophilia if it was, say, Big Mac and Scootaloo.
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>>3169094
AH DAMMIT!

A: i intended to spoiler that
B: i intended to post a picture drawn by onta

why does everyone on hard blush draw marty, mu and dickhole-lion?!
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>>3169042
I came in around mid-January 2011.
Somebody was posting pony stuff on /tv/, and I was curious, so I went to /co/. I didn't really know there was stuff going on in /b/, too, since I rarely ever posted there.

I guess there were other avenues at the time -- I think SA hadn't banned pony stuff yet, but I never went there (fuck paying money to chat with assholes and get banned for no reason).
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>>3169101
careful anon, i will fight your family if you diss Applejack
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>>3169115
Maaaan. I'm gonna have blue balls from hell.
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>>3169101
Applejack does way fucking more damage than Twilight and Dash though. Multiple hearts per hit.

Dash was still cheap though. Fucking flying was aces (until the last level; fucking ceiling spikes).
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>>3169094
>mfw I bought a comic with Onta's works in it
>mfw it's a Renamon fanbook
>>
OFFICIAL 8BIT PONY GAME CHARACTER RANKING:

FUN:
1. APPLEJACK
2. FLUTTERSHY
2. RAINBOW DASH
3. TWILIGHT SPARKLE, PINKIE PIE, RARITY

DIFFICULTY:
1. APPLEJACK
2. TWILIGHT SPARKLE, PINKIE PIE, RARITY
3. RAINBOW DASH
4. FLUTTERSHY
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>>3169087
my heart
oh god
I think I'm in love
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>>3169081
IT'S HUMAN ENOUGH

IF HAVING A NATHAN NOSE IS HUMAN

BUT THE BLUE KILLS MY BONER
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>>3168918

>tfw you drawfag, but you don't know how to set prices and you don't think you're well-known enough to be able to set your own rate.
>tfw you'd probably draw for the General even if they didn't pay you, because you like them and they're fun to draw for - and it beats the hell out of drawing godawful OCs
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>>3169082

>>3168023
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GODDAMMIT HOPS
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>>3169101
EARTH PONY STRONG
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>>3169136
Fun: Earth ponies
Skill: Unicorns
Casual: Pegasii
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>>3169144
>yfw it's nathan on HRT and blue body paint
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>CL's new porn

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/885147#search=mlp

fuck, i am gonna have to save this. even though the humans are pretty bad the rest of it is good enough for me.
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Finished fapping. Time to roll for my life

1-3 Pone
4-6 Sleep
7-9 Practice drawing more
0 or Dubs Say something nice about Chrysalis.
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>>3169126
I don't care for /v/
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>>3169101
>Just kicked the fuck out of gilda
>2 hit
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>>3168799
>Playing with my SNES remote.

huh?
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>>3169125
Made the BG on that transparent so it should look a little better here.
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>>3169132
And scratched balls.
This is a game for her, in the morning you get to screw around in the shower. You just have to last the night.
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>>3169171
nah
button mashing: unicorns and Panka
skill: Applejack
casual: RD
ultra-casual: Fluttershy
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>>3169200
you missed some spots
chapter 2 soon?
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>>3169100
But to her it's not fetish related.
She just thought you'd like to start off your morning with a fresh doughnut.
She wakes up every morning just before you do to lay out another tasty treat for you and then sneaks off back to bed to rest for a few more hours.
When she wakes up again, she's disappointed when she sees that her gift to you has gone untouched
It's probably her fault. She doesn't make them good enough for you. She doesn't deserve you.
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>>3169206
Shower sex? Totally worth it.
There aren't enough showering pones
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>>3169200
you made it worse you sack of horseshit just look at the eye.

i cannot save that shit
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>>3168935

THAT HAIR. Oh god. It's like a neckbeard for just his chin. Also needs to lose weight.
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>>3169094
>>3169128

>tfw you firmly believe Marty is a girl because MEN DON'T HAVE HIPS LIKE THE WAY THAT FUCKER DRAWS THEM. THOSE ARE WOMEN'S HIPS, GODDAMN IT.
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>>3169225
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>3169223
I think I need to write this later.
A doodanon and femanon version...
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>>3169232
>you find out he's a guy
>you still have a boner
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>Rarity is just a direct copy of Twilight

Dang, and I was looking forward to htat
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>>3169252
yellowautism is the best part of the game man
hang in there
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>>3168998
I don't know if that's a compliment or not, but thanks. I'm the first to admit I have an addictive, gullible personality and I'm easily swayed by my environment.

>>3169042
December 2012.
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Is anyone here interested in playing a game of Pony D&D as changelings?
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>>3168506

Oh, God, I know exactly what you are going through.

All my medications were in the bag that were stolen and on top not having my job now, I have zerp coping for anything... my work was my coping...
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Gilda feels eh?

>you will never force Gilda on you cock and make her take the load
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>was about to spend quite a bit of money on a set of sounding tools
>decide to jack off before making purchase
>now that my head is clear, what the fuck was i thinking

fuck man, that was close.
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>>3169280

That depends on how they're set up. Are you adding a new race to the copypasta?
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>>3169291
>reddit picture
>meta

anon pls
pls
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>>3169290
>cum out the nose
YES YES YES YES YES
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>>3169232
That's what Onta does, he draws the hottest flat-chested women you've ever seen (and then ruins their face because lolfurry), has them get butt-fucked by their masculine boyfriend, and then oh by the way there was a dick hiding in there the whole time say goodbye to your erection.
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>>3168506

>garlic plant

Gilroy
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That new game is so fun.
Also apparently the cards are finally out.
You guys gonna get them?
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>>3169290
That's not feels.
That's... boring as shit man.
Seriously I thought Raging Semi gave up writing.
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>>3169290
>coming out of her nostrils
Eyup.
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>>3169290

>That quote

hahahaha
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>>3169267
>I don't know if that's a compliment or not
It is. I think that's true of most people -- what matters most is the sort of environment they're in -- it's just that most don't recognize it and chalk everything up to their own willpower.
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>>3169290
i am slowly starting to like atryl. i wonder why this is happening?

i think i am turning into a furfag more every day
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>>3169294
There's a rough pastebin that tells how they work. Let me see if I can get it from the guy.
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>>3169310
if i can find them
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>>3169094
i like the bitch

the lion can fuck off
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>>3169291
You should buy some anon~
I did, and I don't regret it
then again I spend ~$400 a year on sex stuff, so maybe I shouldn't be giving advise on responsible spending
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>>3169310
Is there anything to do with them?

If there's a game or something I might get some, I've got friends heavily into MTG, that could be funny.
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>>3169119
>>3169138

>"I love you too, sweetheart."
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>>3169321
Oh god I know that feel.

i've been posting in furry threads more often too, oh fuck i'm infected
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>>3169321
>turning
You always were, you're just coming to accept it
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>>3169138
>>3169087

>bathing together
>you use your fingers to work conditioner into her unruly mane
>when wet it takes on a silky texture and deep color, like red wine, yet still springy and sensually coiled just so
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>>3168506
Do you have a bicycle? Can you afford a monthly bus pass? Or are there other public transit options?
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>>3169321
I like furry porn but his stuff is just ugly in my opinion.
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>>3169294
>>3169322
Here it is.
http://pastebin.com/wDs3LNNr
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Next thread
>>3169333
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>>3169342
...It's a good thing it's midnight because I have a dire need to cry myself to sleep but I have to check webcomic updates first.

Fuck you, man.
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>donut pony nuzzles her head under your chin
>her wavy pink-red mane smells like fresh, sweet confections - you could almost swear you see a little sugar fall out of it as you let your hand idly stroke the back of her neck
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>>3169347
>>3169344
>>3169321
That doesn't make you a furry. We've been over this.

>>3169336
Nope, they're just collector cards.
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>>3169321
You don't "turn," you just start approaching it differently
and it isn't so bad. as long as you don't go and start being part of the drama machine that is the fandom, you've just got another fetish and nothing more
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>>3169372
>you eat her out
>literally
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>>3169342
anon
what are you doing to me
I can't take much more of this anon
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>>3169359

Hm... seems a little... complicated.
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>>3169400
How is that complicated? It's as simple as the microwave directions on the back of a microwave dinner.
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>>3169400
oh god you poor delusional soul

be happy in your naivety
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>>3169415
>>3169434

>sub-races

That's where it went wrong for me.
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>>3169516
Think of them as Classes.

You are a Changeling and your Class is X. You choose Y skill from the list of options for X.

For example: You are a Changeling Drone. Your skill is Lucky.
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>rewatching MiB for the first time in years

Oh. Huh. That explains it.
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>>3169545

Well, are those their only choices for class?
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>>3169622
Yes? You get your points that you can spend on skills all changeling are getting, and you get one free skill from the list of subclass bonuses.
>>
I still say the fandom will 'make' up rules for some games based on the collectible cards. We got places, ponies, and events. Come on, mlpg, what can we do with them? Are places mana?

When you get a combo (say Pinkie and Sugar Cube corner) do you drink?

If all elements of harmony are on the table does everyone finish their drink?
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>>3169310
For a box: http://www.toywiz.com/mylittleponycardbox.html
For a single pack: http://www.toywiz.com/mylittleponycardpack.html
For five packs: http://www.toywiz.com/mylittleponycardlotof5.html

Don't even have to go to the store and spill your spaghetti in the kid's aisle
>>
New horse: >>3169333
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>>3169860
We moved threads.

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