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Would your favorite pony walk on her hind legs for you? Would she enjoy it?

Old thread:
>>3136979
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Yes.
Yes.
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>>3140516
My favorite pony would probably walk on her front legs. She doesn't know what went wrong. And probably.
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Why are they so cute, mlpg?
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>>3140516

I don't see how that would be "for me"..
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>posting still fucked
seriously, just stick to the sub
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>>3140520
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>>3140560
>that pink face in the background
My sides!
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>>3140560
That joke shop sign is creepy.
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>>3140560
Because they are best ponies
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>>3140567
Yeah except nobody is fucking posting there.
We ded everywhere.
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Lyra is such a pretty horse.
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>>3140578
Hiya Pinkie!
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no
probably not

i prefer her flying anyways.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1195707?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3140516
maybe, but she'd probably want something embarrassing in return
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>>3140560
Because you're gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYMjXucTFaM
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>>3140601
So, I can post images, but I can't post text messages because I'm banned?
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>>3140584
>best ponies
>not Rarity and Pinkie
at least you were half right
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>>3140560
>windows media player
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>>3140591
She really is.
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>>3140578
Pinkie pls go. You can't make me smile. Stop trying.
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>>3140614
You sure?
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Uhh, testing. This is kinda weird, maybe 4chan is just bonkers still with IP's
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>>3140625
Yes.
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loiro
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>>3140609
he was half right but not on the pink half.
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My favorite pony would walk on her two hind legs but then she'd discover that moving around in that position makes her fart more. But I would encourage that. Soon she'd be boldly strutting around town slipping a fart or two with every stride, and loving every minute of it.
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>>3140609
>Rarity will never scrunch at you until you shut up
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>>3140633
smile pls. you are scaring the children.
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>>3140609
>not all of them
seriously?
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN
GRAB THAT TABLET THAT'S JUST GATHERING DUST
20 MINUTES, DRAW A PONY.
GO
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OH BABY YOU
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>>3140644
get out
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DORKS
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Okay so I'm gonna try posting this again.
I missed you guys I was productive yadda yadda.
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>>3140625
Absolutely. You should stop wasting your time, I'm a hopeless case.
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>>3140644
Fluttershy would not be proud of it at all anon
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>>3140625
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>>3140613
Would you drink from a Lyra fountain?
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Can someone post that Lion Heart Cartoon Luna animation test again?
I think its just a gif.
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 80
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the day: ded
Post count for 07/10/12: 4926

80 days. We're 80 days out of a new episode. And we're still here.

Well, when 4chan is up anyway. It was down for a while, then pictures were broken.

Before then there was some usual complaining and putting down of artists, which I'm hoping is almost all trolling, or people being insincere.

Pony or Die is doing well, 10 entries in, and there hasn't been any real issues.

Kinda normal day.
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>>3140609
>Pinkie
>Not Twilight

Well at least you have good enough tastes to recognize Rarity as best pony

Pinkie is third though
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>A Dog and Pony Show
>"No, Twilight, you can just copy Rarity's spell!"
>"Oh, right, Rarity showed me how at some unspecified point off-camera, and I just forgot!"
That's some lazy writing.
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>>3140679
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>>3139853
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>>3140661
GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEED
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>>3140635
>>3140669
You sure like, really really sure?
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>>3140681
NEW HORSE EPISODE WHEN?
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>>3140687
why is a 4chan face posted in the internet section and then there is a separate 4chan square?
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>>3140675
Pinkie is super cute even when screaming in abject terror.
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>>3140655
Sanic mode: 20 seconds.
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>"I have your crooown"~
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>>3140714
Who cares, bitch
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>>3140687
>try to open it
>404 not found
Ur a faget
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>>3140705
2fast4me
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>>3140695
The mentality of "I hate 4chan but I like the memes that are reposted everywhere."
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>>3140685
Fanfiction tier writing.
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>>3140692
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND
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>>3140693

Not that same Anon... but I really would like a friend like you, Pinkie.
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>>3140655
No anon i am painting things
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>>3140693
You don't even like me. Leave me alone.
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>>3140718
I can't edit either of the 4 MB or 6 MB .gifs in either of those links to make them smaller, and they can't be posted, they are too big. Sorry,
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>>3140693
Yes. I am sure.
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>>3140729
>Speccy will never doodle for us again
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>>3140681
>Pony or Die
wat
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MORE MAFIA
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>>3140694
Never, show is cancelled.
2013
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I know no one really don't care but i'm gonna shitpost here for a lil..i'm leaving /mlp/ like i'll still lurk now and then but i'm going to make a actual effort of not checking it much.
The board is total shit and i don't think the new episodes will really change it..It's this fandom itself that's the issue the people that like this show i myself is not clean i have wrote all kinds of fagget greentext and shit post like cause no mod.
But finally and last i'm done with it and no longer care.
I see no good future for this board and fandom quite honestly and i'm choosing to try and not poni poni poni.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1195768?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

come murder horses pls
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>>3140739
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hind legs?

sure why not
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>>3140714
>Chrysalis overthrows Celestia and makes you her king with Celestia's crown.
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>>3140737
Good, Speccy sucks.
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>>3140681
>Pony or Die is doing well, 10 entries in, and there hasn't been any real issues.
>tfw you're going to be the first to fuck it up
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>>3140685
It let us know that they share spells.
What kind of spells would Twilight teach Rarity?
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>>3140730
Silly anon, I like everybody around here! You are my best friend and I love to see my friends smile!
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>>3140726
Well Rarity had them forty sleeves
Twilight Sparkle had a thousand tales...
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>>3140573
I'd like to join.
Are you gonna be using the MLPG Pony RPG system or something else?
And are we gonna be playing changelings or are we gonna be fighting them?

Also, you should probably post something on mlpg.co about it.
4chan is derping too hard at the moment to get anything done
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>>3140745
You know, you can just watch the show and not make a big deal of it.
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>>3140756
It seems like the only way you could sincerely fuck up is if you just completely forget your day which is what I'm worried about doing considering how sporadically I've been coming here.
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>>3140723
>Fanfiction
No actually. It makes perfect sense for her character. Rarity invents a new spell, Twilight Sparkle's talent is magic. I'm pretty sure she'd be all over learning new spells. In fact she spends most of her off-camera time reading books and practicing magic.
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>>3140754
Can you stop being a cunt for one day? Just one day? He may be a brony, but with his 7 or 8 doodles he contributed much more than you did in one year here.
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>>3140655
ANON YOU ARE VERY DEMANDING WITH YOUR TIME CONSTRAINTS WHY IS THIS
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>>3140714
>>3140751

So much heresy... And there's nothing I can do about it!
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>>3140723
>Fanfiction
No actually. It makes perfect sense for her character. Rarity invents a new spell, Twilight Sparkle's talent is magic. I'm pretty sure she'd be all over learning new spells. In fact she spends most of her off-camera time reading books and practicing magic. >>3140758
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>>3140739
Basically a game of Telephone between artists and writers.

Writer gets a picture, writes a short story based off that picture. Another artist gets the story, draws a picture based off it. Another writer gets the new picture, writes a story, it goes to another artist, and so on until it finally ends and everyone gets to see how it changed over time.
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>>3140748
This looks neat, I'll be arting.
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>>3140770
I don't have any pone shit besides a wallpaper and my reaction images...I think pretty much everyone has at least that.
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>>3140784
How the hell you did that in 20 minutes
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>>3140779
The only thing that really peeved me about that was the fact that it unintentionally marginalized one of Rarity's abilities. Like her spell was just an afterthought in Twilight's mind.

But it's a minor gripe.
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Is Dooks around? I have a request.
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>>3140695
>4chan face
Oh god...
Ok... Ok... Ok.
So like 4chan right? Yeah so people discovered this place and saw funny pictures here and so they were like "hey I can make something funny out of this too!"
Bam! 9001 sites that have pictures of memes that were on here first but at this point they're so widespread that they are just considered "Internet pictures/memes however much it pisses you off or confuses you

It's ok it makes me die a little inside when I see stuff like that
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>>3140685
Twilight is megaman
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>Ken's MLPG song will never get finished.
>Because he hats us.
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>that feel when arting like a pro yesterday
>can't draw a thing worth posting now
Argh
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>>3140798
And I...HAVE A PLAN!
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>>3140655
well here i go
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>>3140766

Well, buddy you in luck, cos on your side, you got a bouncy pony, never fails!
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>>3140793
Very fast and sloppily I totally screwed over one of twilights legs
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>>3140748
>>3140790
thank you both
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>>3140655
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>>3140779
It makes sense, that's not really the issue. The problem is that the resolution to a problem in the story effectively occurs off-screen. The resolution to the tension doesn't come from what has been told to us previously -- it comes out of nowhere. This is basically a very minor example of "deus ex machina."
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>>3140731
>>3140679
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>>3140809
AND MY AXE!
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>>3140799
>Bam! 9001 sites that have pictures of memes that were on here first
And all of them making money off it
poor moot
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>>3140839
Wow that looks bad
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>>3140817
SHE SAID "YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIRE."
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>>3140762
Don't lie to me. I'm not your friend.
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>>3140840

Barûk Khâzad! Khâzad ai-menû!
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>>3140848
The story is worse.
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>>3140839
...Smile? Is that you?
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>>3140861
No.
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>>3140851
Yes you are, anon.
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>>3140723
>>3140723
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>>3140672
Fluttershy would walk on her WINGS
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>>3140848
I dunno. Looks alright to me, man.
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Anyone have a gif of Mabel rubbing her cheek against the pig's?
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>>3140860
There's a story to that .gif?

What does she sing or something
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>>3140873
OK, just making sure.
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>>3140798
Dearest, darlingest, Dooks,
Yesterday I asked if you could ink this but let me colour it and then I changed my mind.

Well, I'm wondering if you could work your full magic on it. It was drawn for me to colour, but I'm just not good enough.

I am a shit colourist and I will remain as such for a long time coming and I certainly can't do justice to a loose pencil drawing without it just looking flat and ugly.

If you do not want to, that's fine, I just thought I'd ask.
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>>3140860
>story
Isn't it just Luna singing that song from Hocus Pocus that's only really scary because of its pedophilia undertones?
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>>3140811
>i dont know how to give pone head a body

why am i bothering improving this, i think im having fun
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what kinds of sexy, erotic things could you do with a hoof
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>>3140893
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6-3wp2VVhKQ

Animation being done by two people.

"It tells the tale of what woud have been the origin of Nightmare Night, and the catalyst element that forced Celestia to banish Luna.

After defeating Discord, Canterlot was witnessing a very slow recovery. Misery could still be found everywhere around, specially for the ponies that had less means.

Luna thought that expanding the kingdom and founding a new pony colony elsewhere would give a solution to the problem, allowing the ponies that she would choose for the matter, a new brand future. Celestia refused the proposal of her sister to scatter Equestria. For after such a great lack of harmony she thought it could shatter the kingdom forever.

Being denied and in the shadow of her own sister, Luna decided it easier to ask for forgiveness than permission..."
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>>3140890
You bet I do!
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>>3140783

even dafty contributes more than deafdefiler. fucking. dafty.
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THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY HORSES.
YOU KEEP FUCKING DRAWING THEM I'LL BE BACK FOR MORE
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>>3140875
You can't just say I'm your friend and act like it's true. That's not how friendship works and the thought of it all is making me unhappy.
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>>3140890
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>>3140655
i...
refuse!
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>your favorite pony invites you over for dinner

What happens?
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>>3140910
She also abducts a bunch of children, some of who are apparently homeless and/or orphans, and flies off with them.
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>>3140916
Wash that baby with a brillo pad. Or a brush? There's some sort of tool you use to clean horse hooves.
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>>3140893
Yeah. Have an in progress thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3wp2VVhKQ
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>>3140927

Oh my gosh it's so adorable. Thanks.
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>>3140655
Sorry I started late but I spent the full time on it.
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>>3140916
Lick it.
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>>3140655
The joke is on you.
I do not have a tablet.
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>>3140938

see >>3140948

Thanks to you too
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>>3140951

>WHY DO ALL THESE DISGUSTING HAIRLESS MONKEYS THINK I'M GAY?

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
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>>3140935
Yeah, well fuck you too, I'm too old for this shit
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>>3140940
I fall through the clouds in her floor
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>>3140940
We eat and make awkward conversation.
At the end of the night we can't decide whether to hug or shake and end up kissing each other on the cheek.
The next day we meet in town and agree that was weird and uncomfortable and maybe we should just spend time together and not make a to-do of it.
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>>3140655
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>in mlpg
>start working on something else
>close tab
>get lonely
>reopen tab
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>>3140754
>>3140783
>>3140931
Why does Deafdefiler have a tripcode? I seriously want to know if he's ever actually done anything.
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>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is my favorite cartoon of this generations because it rightfully claims a females roll in life, to be the head of everything and to dominate the males that have taken everything from us, for women have a better understanding on how to run things.

-Anita Sarkeesian
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>>3141005
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>>3141005
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>>3141006
I think he used to write
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1195854?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

horse murder is here
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>>3140916
gently slide her horseshoe off, sniffing it deeply
then holding the hoof in your hands, feeling its softness and weight
gently kneading with your thumbs, then raising it to your face and rubbing it all over your face
gentle kisses turning into sucks
tickling with the tip of your tongue and then broadly licking, savoring her flavor
then you start to slide it down your body, feeling its smooth texture on your naked skin
until you get to your stiff, proud erection
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>>3141006
Attention.

He absolutely never contributed with anything, not even show discussion.
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>>3140947
>Children of the Night is a fan based animated project developed solely by two people. That would be me, Spirit, and my husband, Lion.

Just two. jesus. Well, it looks like Spirit and Lion are putting maximum effort into it
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>>3140655
Hurf.
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>>3140916
Nothing?
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>>3141011
I want to see Faust respond to this.
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>>3140992
Second. He's even got a girlfriend, for fuck's sake!

>>3141006
I'm a holdover from the time before time, when nobody actually gave a fuck whether you contributed to have a trip.
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>>3141011

>"I love biscuits and gravy. I could eat that shit all day, every day, forever!"

-Jayne Cobb
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>>3141011
Cut that out, /v/.
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>>3141011
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>>3141011
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FAT PONY FARTS
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>>3141011
Show dropped

anyone have that castration blog post by some femnazi?
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why do i find this hot?
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>>3141032
/http:\/\/www\.epicmafia\.com\/game\/[0-9]*\?password=[0-9a-z]*/
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>>3141011
Yeah well fuck her I'm tired of seeing her.
She gets way more attention than she deserves.
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>>3140655
my ponies come out strange.
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>>3140681

Capped!
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>>3141011
>a females roll in life
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>>3140997

>she gives you a quick hug, letting go before it gets uncomfortable.

>"I had fun tonight, and I hope you did too!"
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>>3141063
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>>3141063
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rOGqoB0b0
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>>3141062
This perfectly represents my thoughts
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>>3141011
> for women have a better understanding on how to run things.

Doesnt explain the shitty architecture in the show
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>>3140994
i like to imagine pinkie pie then goes off to have a smoke and a bourbon
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>>3141053
So you're basically admitting it's just for the attention. We're on an anonymous imageboard after all.
>inb4 ANONEEMOOSE IS LEEJUN XD
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>>3141031
he did not
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>>3141083
Heyyy, you're that guy who did the porn thing.

I liked you, what happened?
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>>3141063
>FAT
Alright let's see where this is going.
>FAT PONY
Yes, yes?
>FAT PONY FARTS
ABORT ABORT ABORT
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>>3141044
I can't wait for it to crash and burn
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>>3141079
>3 invisible dicks
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>>3141084
Do you have V1? I want to autism/spreadsheet/graph.
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>Source Filmmaker is in public beta already
So what are we going to make?
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>>3141011
No wonder she's a feminist, she's ugly as sin.
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>>3141086
LOOK AT THAT HOT ROLL ON ROLL ACTION
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test
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>>3140681
>Flavor of the day: ded
I predicted it! To the letter!
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>>3140940
>i am socially awkward so i have no idea if i'm supposed to bring food like a potluck or what
>i put cooked spaghetti wrapped in aluminum foil in my pockets
>she has prepared a delicious home-cooked meal
>i suddenly remember the spaghetti
>awkwardly take it out of my pockets and start to open it at the table
>"anon, what the fuck is that"
>my hands are shaking and i spill it everywhere
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>>3140940
She makes delicious rabbit soup
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>>3140940
>>3140940

Hope to goodness Sweetie Belle picked up a little bit of cooking knowledge between her childhood and now.

...Oh, who am I kidding? I'd still try to eat it.
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>>3141119
Only 3?
Submitted this post at x:26
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>>3141111
This is the case where it's one of those things that you pass over going 'they're never gonna finish this shit' and when it happens everyone goes 'oh wow that happened' and it's all people talk about for 3 days.

It'll probably never get finished yeah. That's a fucking lot of things to do for just two people, assuming they have a life.
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Sorry for being one of the whiny wannabe drawfags.
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So exactly how much delay is there here?
Posted at 11:26 local time
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>>3141111
How so?
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>4chan
>being slow as shit
>never working properly
>being ded
Choose all of the above
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>>3141111
It'll be the story itself that will likely be lacking.

Still get eaten up by the community
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>>3140940
>Muffins for dinner

Hopefully they're blueberry or banana nut
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>>3141044
>Spirit and Lion

What, are they Mars landers or something?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1195891?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

Rev up those murderhorses
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i just want to rape christopher poole in the mouth sometimes
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COME ON BABY
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Is the fandom a religion yet?
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>>3141172
clever
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>>3141105
You know Anonymous is not too good a poster either, right? A shit post is a shit post no matter if it's a tripfag or by anonymous. That 4chan tradition attitude is outdated and ignore current events. The basic rule of thumb anywhere is don't be an ass hat and it doesn't matter what you call yourself.

Unfortunately DD and Nathan fail to understand this.
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>>3141158
>wannabe
hah!
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>>3141177
>You are currently in a game. You cannot enter another game.
Dafuq
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>>3140940
She is probably not accustomed to cooking for herself let alone others.
Wonder what she did while away for 1000 years
It probably wasn't learning to cook.
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>>3141111
Have any big projects in the mlp community ever been completed?
ponykart, fightan is magic im looking at you.
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>>3141105
I used to bother explaining that it's less about attention and more about hacking my subconscious to make myself be less of a dick, but it's not worth bothering anymore.

>>3141172
Probably usernames.
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>>3141152

>She promises you the best grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup you've ever had

>The sandwich ends up a square piece of charcoal because she forgot about it while she was trying to stop the soup from clotting
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>>3141121

Here ya go
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>>3141108
ive been around, just havent been producing anything post worthy
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>>3141157
Even so I really doubt it will be good for multiple reasons
>bronies
>Alicorn OC
>Shitty OCs
Also the animation will probably be complete shit
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pony is behind you
pony is reading over your shoulder
pony is mouthbreathing

what does pony breath smell like
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>>3141172
>the mars landers are so bored they've stopped taking samples and have been drawing MLP fanart instead
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>>3141206
>probably usernames
GEE, YA THINK?
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>>3141217
Freshly cut grass
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>>3141217
Dr. Pepper.
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>>3140655
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What are the rules for a good OC?
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>>3141217
Like apples
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>>3141122
I have it but I don't know what to make
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It's me, your most hated... most not notable guy here, and I wanted to say that I'm starting a new marathon stream in 12 hours!

Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, 4 episodes every other day, over at livestream.com/kierz
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>>3141217
Which pony is behind me?
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Testing for delay
Hit Submit button at exactly 12:34:00
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>>3141209
girls who can't cook can be adorable too

anime has taught me this
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>>3141217
SURFING
>>3141220
Haha holy shit this needs to be a picture now.

Anon you have the best fucking ideas
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>>3141217
burritos.
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>>3141217
Grass. Lots of it.
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>>3141187
Thats up to Bronys.
Its just a childrens television program.
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>>3140997
>"Hey anon, I didn't know what your people ate so I just made some basic sandwiches."
>Oh that's fine... Are those flowers in the sandwiches? A-anyway I brought these.
>"Muffins... Great... I guess that will be dessert."
>Yeah, I just heard that you liked them and--
>"I do! I just like other things too."
>Anon bites into his flower sandwich, tries to hide gag. Smiles as he stealth-fully takes out the flowers and just eats the bread.
>These are delicious, did you make them yourself?
>"No. I bought them premade at the store."
>Really? You couldn't put flowers between two pieces of bread?
>"I'm a terrible cook."
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QUESTION: how do i pone if i want to connect to a wireless network because i have no cash this month?
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>>3141229
Fuck yes.
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>>3141230
Nice work.
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>>3141237
I have it but I can't figure out how to make anything I want to make
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>>3140685
I always found it hilarious.

> "No, Twilight, you can do it!"
> "Oh my gosh, you're right!"

Just the idea that Twilight FORGOT she was specifically taught this spell that will solve their exact current problem.
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>>3141206
>Usernames

By the names you can tell they're furries. Probably their fursona names.
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>>3141245
but akane is never adorable
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>>3141172
Hey man, don't hate on them for wanting to use their spirit animal names.
It's who they are.
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>all the other MLP VAs at BroNYcon were told to just say, when asked, that they love bronies.
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>>3141230
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>>3141206
>hacking my subconscious to make myself be less of a dick
You're obviously not trying hard enough because you come off as an obnoxious prick sometimes.
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>>3140685
>book farts
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>>3141273
wrong

also, i'm sure you knew this already but the english voice for shampoo is cathy weseluck (spike)
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>>3141290
>sometimes
only sometimes?
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>>3141237
The Beach episode.

We start with the girls blabbering about stuff and adding things they are taking to their several day stay at the beach. Mac has volunteered to haul it. They add some signature things (Twilight a book on beach life, Dash some volleyball things).

Then, there are sudden, jarring noises. They look to the nearby hill.
>Cue that 2001 music
Over the darkly accented hill, with the sun bearing on it, is Rarity's boutique. She makes some quirp about bringing the essentials, but that everything she has is essential.

We peer back to the main group. It pans to their shock, except for Big Mac. All that's left is his horse collar thing.
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>>3141274
Otherkin are basically the one group of people (other than drug addicts) to which you can always feel good in comparison.

Also: Otakukin.
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>>3141259
>I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
>"No really, I'm REALLY a bad cook. Things happen when I get into a kitchen, terrible things."
>Oh. So. Uh. How was work?
>"Fine. Well. Fine-ish. I got fired. But I think they'll take me back again if I ask really nice."
>That's... terrible. Um. Do ponies have unemployment?
>"I can go cheap for a while if I have to."
>Yeah, I guess. I mean you can just eat grass and poop in the woods.
>"...."
>Oh my god, was that racist?
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Testing post lag: time post hit submit: 40

>>3141230
That looks nice.
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What do you think of this MLPG?
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New Fluttershy > Old Fluttershy
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>>3141307
>nazi uniform
Ultra neckbeard.
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>Ashleigh Ball knows to stay the fuck away from fandoms outside of her band
Its a good philosophy.
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>>3141308
never adorable

ever
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>>3141333
>rape survivors
Dont you mean victims?
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>>3141267
>Twilight.
>Thinking in situations that require it.
You make her panic at all and the dumb bitch forgets she even HAS magic.
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>>3141245
>>3141209

>You're probably gonna get some kind of crazy cancer that people who eat pure carbon get... but Sweetie looks so hopeful as she watches you pick up the remains of the sandwich.
>You try to stop yourself from gagging as you bite into a corner, holding in a coughing fit - it tastes like a pencil-lead and feels like biting into compacted sawdust.
>you force a smile as you try to get a spoonful of the soup... and fail, unable to break through the hard outer skin.
>Sweetie looks at the table cloth, her head in her hands.
>"I'm... I'm sorry...!"
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>>3141333
>attend classes on rape culture
There's a rape culture? Sounds awesome.
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>>3141307
>mfw Chip in the background. It's fucking glorious. The round glasses are fucking perfect. I love you.

>mfw I can't wait for the naked guy
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>>3141333
Nope
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>>3141312
Sometimes I wonder if they are for real or just messing with our heads.
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>>3141278
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>>3141333
>rape culture
Every time I hear this all I can think of is some Oonga Boonga tribe in the middle of the Congo or something.
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>>3141318
Hah
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>>3141290
Have any specific things I could work on?

>>3141333
That's moronic. We make jokes about murder all the time.
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>>3141079
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>>3141310
/a/, pls

>tfw the new posting delay is a feature
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>>3140655
NEXT TIME GIVE 30 MINUTES
20 IS FUCKING NOTHING COME ON
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>>3141335
I really, REALLY would have liked if 'New Fluttershy' encountered more than just Pinkie and Rarity in her mean tirade.

Like if she let loose on AJ
Or Dash...oh man. Who knows what hurtful things she could have possible said.
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>>3141333
I would be in those classes so damn much i'd be a fucking professor in a week
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1195926?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

pls come shoot pones
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So while 4chan is being 4chan why don't you help a creatively challenged horsefucker out, and bang out some banners for the sub.

http://mlpg.co/co/res/2022.html
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>>3141278
whats that from?
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>>3141356
>"And here's a shining example of rape culture"
>Professor pulls up a MLPG thread
>Deliberately quotes DD
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>>3141267
Ha yea. The show is pretty tight in some places but a total mess in others.

Bronies still eat it up though, but they have no standards so its okay.
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>>3141333
Sorry I am not interested in stupidity.
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>>3141354
>hands
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>>3141290

I haven't seen him acting obnoxious any of the times I've been here.

However, multiple times I have seen a person or persons antagonizing him with no provocation on his part.
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>>3141333

Does the rape culture have better hats than the >rape culture?
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>>3141392
>Dash
Agree that episode would be better with her but no idea about AJ.
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>>3141392
Well, Pinkie and Rarity are her best friends. I doubt anybody else would have forgiven her.

>>3141401
Wakfu.
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>>3141230
Flak is a good pony.
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>>3141356
I am sure Deaf is the mayor of it or some shit.
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>>3141333
I think it is full of shit and proves a point that there is something truly wrong with a country when their sexual taboo's have worse consequences than violence and murder.
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>>3141401
Wakfu

Watch it
Love it
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>>3141382
But murder victims usually don't complain about it after.
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>>3141392
or Gilda
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>>3141401

Wakfu
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>>3141333
"Every time someone says 'there ought to be a law', it probably shouldn't be." - Penn Jillete

Ya, she can go ahead and fuck herself.
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>>3141392
6-way waifu war would have been amazing.
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>>3141318
>"I can go cheap for a while if I have to."
>Yeah, I guess. I mean you can just eat grass and poop in the woods.
>"...."
>Oh my god, was that racist?

I almost cried from laughter
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>>3141391
30 MINUTES IS TOO MUCH TIME. PEOPLE WILL START AND THEN SLACK OFF AND NEVER FINISH.
20 MINUTES IS PERFECT. RUSH AND GET A PONY OUT
I JUST WANT A HORSE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PERFECT

FUCK I NEED MORE HORSE HEAD MASK PICTURES
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>>3141428
Especially since they've known each other for so long. Who knows what kind of shit she could have brought up while telling her she's an idiot for having passion in racing.
>>3141430
Okay I get Rarity but Pinkie? You're gonna have to explain that one.
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>>3141423
Well when you say it like that, you make it look like I'm just defending myself by taking the name off.

>>3141441
Hilarious how that works, isn't it?
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>>3141333
there should be a law that if you're caught making a pony joke, you're forced to attend classes on the pony culture (including listening to the stories of survivors) and volunteer at a stable for a certain number of hours.
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>>3141441
Pfff
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>>3141392
Mean Fluttershy would make Dash break down so hard.
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>>3141461
Made something long ago that may fit your criteria.
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>>3141461
the horse mask sure is classy
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>>3141464
>Okay I get Rarity but Pinkie?
They never interacted.
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Are we back yet.
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Would you let a pony grind their gloriously massive ass against your crotch?

What if they were humanized? Anthro?
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>>3141333
I think she needs a hot forced dicking.
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Fuck you guys, I'm going to sleep early for once.
I'll never really escape, though.
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would you fat dash?
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>>3141461
NO FUK U
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>>3141461
>filename

Perfection.
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>>3141484
Yes, yes, yes
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>make a post
>it takes two minutes to register
>you've mistyped the captcha
FUCK

>Error: Duplicate file entry detected.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A MASSIVE FLAMING SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>3141477
>I just ordered a horse mask off Amazon yesterday.
>Bitches all up on my dick.
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>>3141494
Jeez, disco at least draw normal
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so this took longer than 20 minutes.
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>>3141481

we slow moving unded
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>>3141453
There was that group pic of all of them with crushed expressions as if they were there. Wish I saved it when I saw it. Fuck.
>>3141471
She's a very sensitive pony when nobody's looking.

Though she did cry a little in the last roundup
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>>3141484
yes

I DON'T CARE FUCKING YES
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>>3141492
Which pony you would freeze and send to the future?
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Rarity's Generous Plan, Wonderbolts Training or Let Them Eat Cake.
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>>3141484

Oh my god, you fucking bet I would.

Especially Celestia's.
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>>3141421

Shhh, Anon. Shhh.
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>>3141484
Yes, no, YES.
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>>3141494
>those eyes
d-

disco?
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>>3141523

Let Them Eat Cake, why?
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>>3141494
yes
YES I WOULD
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>>3141507
Chrome and 4chan Plus seem to be the worst offender.
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>>3141484
Yes.

Yes. Yes.
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>>3141540
>read it in Rarity's voice
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>>3141484
YES YES AND YES
I want anthro Buttershy especially. You know the one.
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>>3141333
there should be a law where everyone who makes a stupid post on tumlbr is forced to take a class where they are beaten to death.
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>>3141523
Let Them Eat Cake
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>>3141540
ew wtf y is it wnkin @ meh
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>>3141484
I wouldn't have much of a choice in the matter, I'd think.
Though they had better be prepared for return groping.
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>>3141500
WE CAN TAKE THIS OUTSIDE DON'T TEST ME

>>3141512
10/10 WOULD HUG AT LEAST TWENTY TIMES
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>>3141543
Take a WILD guess.
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>>3141518
It would be so bad the other would have to try to spend the rest of the episode getting Dash to forgive her.
Fluttershy would probably be devastated on what she did after.
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>>3141494
Those wings are fucking awwful.

And i've seen some truely awful wings in my day.
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>>3141540
A visual pun on horse anatomy.
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Anyone have the GIF of Dash being silly and swinging her tongue in front of the camera?

Thanks in advance.
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>>3141568
It wants you.
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>>3141568
She wants to fuck.
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>>3141352

>not raping your victims to death
>not eating their flesh
>not sewing their skins into your clothing
>not mixing up which order you do all that in, just to keep things fresh.
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>>3141570
whoops forgot my mask
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>>3141494
welcom back diso
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I drew something for you. Too tired to color
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>>3141590
Here you go.
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>>3141564
You bet I do. I would all of them.
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>>3141607
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>>3141570
if thats sarcasm, in my defense its the first pone iv tried to draw, and in paint.

if not thanks, i found that rather fun, i think i might have opened a door i will wish i diddn't.
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>>3141611
Thank you anon!
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>>3141523
...I know the first, but what are the other two?
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>>3141607
Ain't that sweet of hers. Its goood.
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>>3141607
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>>3141571

It's what you should fap to, huh?
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>>3141591
>>3141594
i cnt fuck dat if i cumn it would make that eye go blind

i dnt wnt dat on my conscious
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>>3141612
Oh god that image
I wish to be the Spike
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Why do all my drawings end up a lot smaller than they look when I'm drawing them?
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>>3141611
Does anyone have this in a larger size, like, say, 600x800?
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So what would happen if SA walked in on his sister having sex with Spike?
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>>3141646
He'd go have sex with his wife.
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>>3141612
>mfw i have fapped to that picture 3 times
>and i am a huge anthro hater
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>>3141628

Wonderbolts Training is 2nd person sucking off Soarin' and taking it up the ass.

Let Them Eat Cake is Celestia getting fucked by two stallions while eating like a pig.
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>>3141607
>friendzone'd
>Dash helps Twilight hook up with one of the local stallions.
>She goes home and cries all day.
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>>3141646
THREE WAY CLIMAX!
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>>3141646
SA?
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>>3141646
u knoe wat he wood say

>TWILY
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>>3141607
>friendzoned
Ha now she and Spike can start a vlub
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>>3141646
Oh boy
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>>3141433

Amerifag here - our country WAS founded by ignorant, ultraconservative Puritans whom even the English couldn't even put up with their shit.

And as much as we try to deny it and claim we've grown into a more enlightened culture, there are moments you can almost see us crying for a harlot to be burned at the stake, in our buckled shoes and stupid-looking hats.
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>>3141318
>"Well, no. I mean, it wasn't a nice thing to say. But it wasn't racist."
>Anon looks down and feels awful.
>"Cause ponies are a species and not a race."
>Anon looks up to see Derpy smiling and waving her forehooves in a "jazz hands" fashion.
>Anon snorts and before laughing, Derpy joins him. Anon wipes a tear from his eye before composing himself.
>I am sorry about that. I'm still new around here and I have no idea what's considered proper.
>"Hey, I've been here all my life and I still have no idea. So what are you doing for money anyway?"
>Anon tries to not think about that unicorn who gave him a bag full of money to just touch her with his fingers. Everything stayed well away from the back door, but he still need a shower after.
>Just odd jobs. Very odd.
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>>3140994
...I'm lonely now.
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>>3141672
This faggot here.
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>>3141663

>anthro

Not only that, but it's fucking hyper shit.
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>>3141672
Shining armor
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>>3141663
That picture is the best fucking picture.
The two guys in the background are what makes it.
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>>3141634
Eyes are meant to be stabbed.
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>>3141625
I DON'T ASK FOR PONY THEN RIDICULE WHEN ITS GIVEN TO ME.
KEEP MAKING PONY.

It's fun
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>>3141665
...I was hoping they'd be in the same vein as the first.
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>>3141692
>mfw I'm American and this is true
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>>3141595
Reaper plz go.
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>>3141704
>flatface
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“OH! OH! OHHHHhhh!” Celestia came with the force of one thousand suns. Her wings flapped wildly, back arching as the first proper orgasm she’s had in centuries overtook her senses. She thrashed her head around, banging her forehooves at the floor and wailing in pleasure. The powerful sensation channeled itself through her horn. High in the sky the sun pulsed as well, shining brighter for a few seconds and giving a few unlucky Pegasi nasty sunburns. It felt like ages until she came down from her orgasm. Celestia turned to see Rarity lounging on the bed inspecting a hoof.
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>>3141706
What is hyper
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>>3141433
rape is a sex taboo?
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mlpg post cute pone

mlpg please
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>>3141692
hey man fck u those hats wer aweseom
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>>3141739
Yes.
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>>3141731
Twily
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>>3141692
>Not burning the witches.
It's like you hate being an American.
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disco pls come back
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>>3141663
>>3141706
Link?
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>>3141718
is there another word to name the 'americans'? I refuse to call them as if they owned the whole continent
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>>3141433
Sometimes I am jelly to see that America is morally superior to europe.
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>>3141692
The colony was founded by the puritans, but the country was founded by deists who didn't want religion anywhere near government.
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>>3141718
>mfw americans post clapping gifs after being told
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>>3141741
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>>3141717

Sadly, good rape fics are far and few.
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>>3141693
I want that job
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>>3141741
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>>3141751
But why
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>>3141704
Wow JJ really is working on facial animations for the show
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>>3141741
You didn't say which.
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>>3141748
I bet you think murder is just a life taboo too.
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>>3141741
k
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Sugarcube
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>>3141763
Well, there are three at least.
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>>3141768
i love him
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>>3141774
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>>3141763
>good
>rape fics
Do I even need to say it?
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>>3141646
twilight took spike to the vet, that implies ponies think of dragons as dogs.

it would be the equivalent of CL's dad catching her fucking the dog again.
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>>3141770
that isnt a pone
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>>3141774
Sugahcube
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>>3141753
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/877172
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>>3141755
united statesians
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SB pls stram
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>>3141779
Name 'em.
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>>3141755
I believe they're called Americans because it's easier to say than "United States of Americans". It's not that they own the whole continent it just happens to be the last word of the country's name.
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thr
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>>3141779
Rarity's Generous Plan, The Rapering, even if most of them sucked...
That one with the zebras and Twilight and Dash?
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What are you listening to MLPG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xB3yns3Y2k
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>>3141795
I'd be more ok with this
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>>3141779

Rarity's Generous Plan, Apple Sandwich, and what?

I'm thinking it might be Apple Surprise, but I'm not sure.
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>>3141801
'Rarity's Generous Plan' by Tozac, 'Flutterstocks' by A.J., and TAW's 'Fluttershy's Punishment' blurb pair.
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>>3141786

Good would mean fapable in this case, anon.
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>>3141787
>i almost did

every time
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6rOGqoB0b0

I've seriously been listening to this on repeat for a while now.
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>>3141794
Its just spikes massive penis. I am not attracted to that
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>>3141795
I wouldn't mind being referred to as a united statesman.
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>>3141811
>That one with the zebras and Twilight and Dash?
The most shameful boner.
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mWLig0s_9k

Yeah yeah yeah, its generic, but I love it.
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>>3141766
CUTESET PONE!
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>>3141755
they're yanks
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>>3141790
Oh sure she is. Just look at her!
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>>3141831
>statesman

I can dig it
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>USA
>sex is bad violence is ok
>Europe
>sex is ok and violence is bad

Why can't we have both?

Make love and war.
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>>3141732

>OH! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I can only hear that in Sam Kinison's voice now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfi4s8cjLFI
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>>3141812
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/4544602/OGspike.mp3
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>>3141787
>again.

Whats this? Tell us! Story time!
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>>3141817
I'm not familiar with Apple Sandwich or Apple Surprise.

>>3141811
The Rapering were serviceable, but not good. Ambassadors... Delved too quickly and to deep into the 'this drug will make you love it and want to be ours forever!' bullshit.
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>>3141831
>>3141843

Makes you sound like you're kind of a big deal.
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1XwmILHOYk
dis fuckin game
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>>3141796
SB too busy jackin it to cow porn
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>>3141823
>>3141811
>>3141817

>Nobody mentioned Manor In The Woods

I am disappoint
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>>3141824
>rape
>fappable
Please remove your dick for the good of humanity.
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>>3141761
>>3141766
>>3141770
>>3141772
thank you

all pone is cute pone

sweetie belle is cutest pone
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>>3141757

And look how well THAT turned out.
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>>3141855
Who wouldn't go with that
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E526-GuYpOw

Also known as "The song everyone was mad at"
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>>3141831
british people should be called ukans
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>>3141854

Apple Sandwich is Flim and Flam raping AJ, and Apple Surprise is AJ raping Spike.
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>>3141840
So much heresy.
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>>3141794
Well, it certainly isn't very good.

But I'm going to have to fap to it nonetheless
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>>3141867
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>>3141796
Yell at me tomorrow. I'll be home early.

I'm tired tonight. And lazy. Can't get started on anything.
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You can either have a pony of your choosing live with you for 10 years before dying, or you can become a pony that lives forever in Equestria; due to the nature of the second one, you will eventually go mad as your perception of time becomes radically altered.

Make your choice.
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>>3141796

>that fucking screencap

Oh god my sides. Are there people really that bad at the game?
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>>3141812
This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffwjCZ_Obts
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>>3141882
Chip...
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>>3141878
>not united kingsmen
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>>3141861
Never heard of it. What's the setup?

>>3141879
...I think I need a link to that first.

>>3141887
Maybe get continued on something?
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrrAroK6bI
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>>3141861
That's that one with Rarity and the griffon, right?
It was good once, but for some reason wasn't really worth revisiting.
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>>3141812
If only this game was fully translated, I would play this game in a heartbeat:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS0RSbzTcf8
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>>3141895
Second one
Use magic to ignore the last part
Worked for Celestia
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>>3141895
2. Just jump off a bridge when that happens.
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>>3141840
but pone dont have holes in legs
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>>3141812
oh nuttn muc jst sum nick minaj
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>>3141895
I SHALL WALK THE PATH OF MADNESS!
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>>3141738

disproportional body parts, namely genitals.
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>>3141886
sweetie is good at sewing
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>>3141812
This awesome show.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkgwDKcfgw8
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>>3141912
Oh, that one! Yeah, didn't really do it for me and I can't for the life of me figure out why.
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>>3141895
2
Even madness would be enjoyable in equestria.

I can pretend to be a dog with that one pony.
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>>3141861

I liked that one as well

Too bad the author found his conscience
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>>3141827
What about imagining that it's your massive penis? That Rarity is gently stroking your throbbing length as you're pinned between their massive breasts.
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>>3141867

Would you cheer up a sad Sweetie Belle, MLPG?

How?

inb4 ___sexually
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>>3141812
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVw4E53_Iz4
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>>3141853
>She was fucking the dog
>Her dad walked in
That's what happened
I'm not that guy so I don't know
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>>3141895
2, im sure i could figure out a way around the second ones stipulation, and if not then i get to spend the rest of my life with chubby nurse pone.
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>>3141895
Stay on earth and live a normal life instead of either losing my humanity or causing the premature death of an innocent.

This is just a passing fad, I won't even give a fuck in even 5 years. Or 1.
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>>3141929
sweetie is best fabric insulter
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>>3141903
It's still heresy.
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>>3141940
>Too bad the author found his conscience
He quit?
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We need a killing floor mod where the show ponies are the skins and we kill crappy OC ponie.
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>>3141942
No.
If she was sad I would leave her alone to play with Scootaloo sexually
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>>3141907

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/783 for Apple Sandwich

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1173 for Manor in the Woods

Manor in the Woods is Rarity getting raped by a griffon.
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>>3141942
Play games with her
Give her piggyback rides trough Ponyville
Anything just to make her have fun
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I can guarantee you fuckers aren't ready for this shitshow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMGRZhzKY-M&feature=g-vrec
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>>3141961
seems a bit obsessive
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>>3141957
All ponies are heresy. They're practically the tau.
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>>3141898
You be the judge
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http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/26944235013/i-almost-died-today-no-im-not-joking-hell-i

just when you thought this guy couldnt get more autistic than taking his mom to bronycon. you will not believe this shit he just posted.
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>>3141942
Sure.

Singing. And/or belly rubs.
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>>3141942
I'd probably ask her why she was sad.

Come on guys, communication is like the most important thing.
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>>3141962
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>>3141987
>Bark!.png
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>>3141981
That's way too long to actually read, but I did see
>10 pound backpack

Haha, faggot
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>End of drawing day two
>No improvement

Welp time to give up
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>>3141971
It would be fun.
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>>3141966
>Kesha
>Hey Bronies!
>Shots
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>>3141981
How old is Jay anyway?

>Mom bought his phone
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>>3141975
Bahahahhahahhahhahah

What the fucking hell? Did you ask WHY?

>>3141922
But thats what makes her special.
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>>3141981
Do not fucking care.
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>>3141942
I would take he rout to the playground and push her on the swing and play with her and we'd have a snack with us to eat after a while and it would be sunny and we would have so much fun and she'd smile the biggest smile and I'd HNNNNNGH and then we'd play until she got tired so I'd let her ride me piggyback on the way home and she'd mumble something about "best day ever" half asleep while I carried her home

;_;
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Everypony
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>>3141975
>those textures
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>>3141975

FUCKING FOOLPROOF DEFENSE
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>>3141796
>>3141975
what, its a guy repairing the gen
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>>3141964
>prologue 4

...How many fucking prologues do you need? And now I remember what the problem was, it refused to just have a proper rape scene, and kept bouncing around chronologically, and they never actually described anything, just alluding to events.

Does that change eventually?
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>>3142012
>implying there were textures at all
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>>3141981
well, thats what you fucking get when you drink Hawaiian Punch
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>>3142011
Anypony
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>>3141973
But the brightly colored xenos are more tolerable than the shape-shifting ones. At least for now.
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>>3141997
yeah that's probably for the best
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>>3141981

Oh my god, a TEN POUND BACKPACK?

What a soldier.
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>>3142019
pls respond
whats wrong with that
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>>3141997
>Giving up after two days

SHAMFURR DISPRAY

YOU DISHONOR FAMIRY
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>>3141981
Well gentlemen.
Nature tried...
She tried...
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>>3141997
Turn on the stabilizer, anon.
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>>3141961
The husk will fire plates full os spaghetti that explode!
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>>3142019
The guy that is repairing the generator is also holding the enemy flag. THINK hard for a second here.
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>>3141959

I'm pretty sure

I think he said the only reason he was writing the story was because he was off his meds
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>>3141957
Aren't you supposed to be saying relatively nice things about her this week Chip?

Or are you not a true servant of the Emperor?
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>>3142047
okay
so?
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>>3141966
i wsh i was on soem mind-altering substance so i cn know wtf i just saw
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>>3141981
>ten pounds
NIGGA NEVER WENT PORTAGING IN QUETICO
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>>3142012
Umm, people have setup to have very low graphic like that to get maximum FPS. You can't really afford to lag in this game.
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>>3141693
>Derpy looks down shyly, one eye still looking in your direction.
>"I have to say, I was kinda surprised when you asked me out. I mean, not that you were asking me OUT out. I mean, to hang out. I didn't think you noticed me."
>Well, heck it's hard not to notice you. I mean your a flying, talking horse.
>Anon laughs, but Derpy doesn't join him.
>"There's lots of those here. Most of them are more remarkable than me. It's just..."
>Depry is silent for a bit, she nervously chews her hair before blurting out.
>"Is this a joke, I won't get mad or anything, but did someone bet you or something to ask me out. You won't be the first."
>No! I mean, no. Nothing like that. I just saw you in town a lot and sometimes you'd say 'hi' to me and I just wanted to get to know you.
>"Just like that?"
>Yeah. I wanted us to be friends.
>Derpy sniffs loudly and then says she has to go powder her garden and steps out of the room.
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>>3141981
I had a death scare once. I overexerted and my heart rate dropped so low that I couldn't feel it beating at all. I thought it had stopped and I ended up passing out for 40 seconds before it jumped back to normal.

It's really scary shit. I can't laugh at someone for something like that.
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>>3141895

Okay, then. I live in Equestria as a pony, for a pony's normal lifespan, dying when my time is up.

Fuck you. I make my own options.
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>>3141994
I seriously hope no one in MLPG is that out of shape.
>>
Would you help Applejack get Fluttershy over her shame at having a heavy, bloated vulva? Would Applejack use her own bulging, donut-sized pucker as an example of how to be proud of your body?
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Reminder that Applejack is the silliest pony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inaOz64_Q5k
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>>3142057
EVERYONE goes for the generation. That guy would die in second and the flag would return back to base.
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>>3141981
Ha, oh man what a fucking fat pile of shit. Stupid motherfucker thinks a hike is his fucking computer desk and he can drink whatever he wants. Should've died on that mountain top, all that fat could have gone to growing some moss nearby, would have been more use than him.
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>>3142070
>powder her garden
Why does she need to apply makeup to her pubic hair?
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>>3141997
>giving up

Heresy.
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>>3142019

He's not just repairing the Gen.

He's got the enemy flag, while HIS flag is safe at home base.

and he's not even a technician, he's a raider using the pickup repair gun
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>>3142073
I too once had a death scare.

I was in highschool. One day I was feeling weird, so I stumbled towards the classroom door, fell down and started convulsing while screaming in pain and gripping my arm. It felt like there was a niagra falls inside of my forehead.
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>>3142050
I'm not being mean. I'm stating the truth. Even the Emperor would be able to see the difference.
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>>3142070
Don't make me feel these feels right now man, I'm emotionally fragile.
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>>3142103
I once had a death scare. I came here.
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>>3142098
>typical warhammer fans
These are what those faggots who spam in all caps really look like.
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>>3142103
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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>>3141981
>Hawaiian punch
>not water
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>>3142098
>Meatshield corps, assemble!
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>>3142083
You asshole, I remember you.

She would, showing her just how the stallions love a girl with a little extra to give.
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>>3141986

Well-said, Anonymous.

Well-said.

She's sad because Diamond Tiara's been picking on her, and told her she has no special talent.
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>>3142070
That's adorable.
I hope she's going outside to hide her embarrassing impormptu happy dancing, rather than to cry.

Even happy tears shouldn't come from pony.
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>>3142012
>Playing FPS
>Caring about graphics over max fps
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>>3141981
I only hate two people on this earth, and Jay is one of them.
God, what an unlikeable fuck.
>>
I had a death scare once.

I pissed blood.
also once docs said I might have leukemia, after they did tests I never heard the results.
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If I ever become this autistic I want you to kill me mlpg.
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>>3141981
>I woke up covered in Hawaiian Punch

dude no
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>>3142159
The fuck!? Isn't that malpractice?
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>>3142144
Sweetie belle has no gaems
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>>3142169
I don't care, I'm gonna die.
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>>3142163
>those prints
Is that Microwave's computer?
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>>3141975
THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>>3142005
I was speechless.
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Tip for budding drawfags (with tablets):
Having trouble with body proportions? Take an image of a pose you like. Insert it into your favorite drawing program.
In a new layer, draw simple lines over all the limbs, making a circle where joints are. Do this multiple times with multiple images to get a better understanding of how those pieces are laid out.
If you want, hide the layer with the original image and try your hand and recreating it from those lines.
Just don't trace
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>>3142159
PISSED

BLOOD
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>>3142137
They are the real badasses to be honest.

Space marines are mutants hiding in metal boxes.
>>3142098
>
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>>3142169
If the tests had revealed anything, it would be malpractice to not let him know; since he's still alive, and no longer pissing blood, I think he's safe.
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>>3142181
I do this sometimes.

Except I just have them side by side and eye it.
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>>3142163
The thing that disturbs me the most is i have that same sheep
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>>3142178
Its jay's computer.
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20 Minute thing. For some reason, I'm drawn to ponies with complex hair styles. I'll draw more CMC after I work on the Friendoff thing.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5fomvtWgt0
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>>3142159
Then you forgot to fucking ask them you fuckwit. They're required by law to give you that information - but it is entirely possible that they will forget to have someone tell you. That's why you call them back every few days and say "HEY WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TEST RESULTS"
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>>3142144
>that feel when you know the CMC's special talents
>that feel when you can't tell them because you know they won't believe you
I guess it's general consolation, ice cream and personal story time. Maybe one day those little knuckleheads will figure it out.
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>>3142181
>using anime for proportions

The entire point of anime is to have messed up proportions why would you do that
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>>3141997
Look at all that empty space.

You got empty space you fill that shit. Don't have enough room for a whole pony? Draw some disembodied legs or something.

What's all that writing? It just looks like wasted time. The paper is right there. DRAW ON IT.

>"oh golly I'm so poorly drawn"

Cut the negativity. Draw more. Don't expect instant results. It's bad enough to whine to us, but why would you write stuff like that in your sketchbook?
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>>3142097
Greatn now I am going to call it that when I gold bond my balls.

Oh, and 4chan is working properly again!
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>>3142163
>messy desk

Please clean it up.
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>>3141981
Deaf you have to go to classes now
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>>3142100

>he's not even a technician

Holy shit I didn't even notice that.

What a double shazbot.
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>>3142212
They are a little too big.
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>>3142225
I would poke that lower lip
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>>3141997
Wow, it's so bad I could do better.
>Art that is so bad it inspires you to draw.
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>>3142193
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>>3142232
Before anybody makes any assumptions, I felt bad and deleted it BEFORE seeing this post.
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>>3142225
my fukin sketchbook has so much empty space there's more of it than actual drawings
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>>3142178
>custom built computer
hahah no
but yeah, those are totally his prints.
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>>3142225
Hey, I write stuff in my sketchbooks too, The're like mental notes if you do it correctly...
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DIAMOND DOG, DIAMOND DOOOG
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>>3142222
That was a quick "grab anything" image for that post.
I assume most around here would use a pony picture or something anyway.
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>>3142163
>messy desk
>ugly wall color
>my little pony toys (what are you 8?)
0/10
Would not room
Would not rest in
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>>3142268

I didn't like it
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Would you a humanized version of your waifu if she had a marecunt instead of a human vag?
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>>3142268
Di-ya-moned dogs
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>>3141997
It's like SB, only you actually suck JUST KIDDING FAGGOT YOU'RE DRAWING AN ENTIRE GOD DAMN PONY ON DAY 2 AND THE ONLY MAJOR PROBLEMS ARE SHAKY LINES AND WONKY LEGS I FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

WHY DO BEGINNING ARTISTS EXPECT THEMSELVES TO BE DA VINCI
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>>3142253
To be honest if the faggots on Mars weren't luddites the Imperium could get advanced and beat every xenos in the galaxy.
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>>3142287

...WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?!
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>>3142126
I'm well aware. These fags infest any and all FLGSs. And they will shout moistly and piggishly at you, regardless of what you are doing.
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>>3142268
DIE-YA-MOAN'D DOGS
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>>3142268
Euro is awesome.
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>>3142287

I think I would, especially if she were ashamed of it.
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>>3142163
Wow people really decorate their rooms, huh? I never felt the compulsion to do that, but then again, ornament IS a crime...
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>>3142070
>Derpy comes back ten minutes later with wads of tissue stuck up her nose.
>So does your garden's make-up look alright?
>Derpy cocks her head at you.
>"You're weird."
>Yes I am.
>Derpy smiles, looking up at Anon. Anon smiles back. Neither of them say anything until the clock chimes loudly.
>"Oh wow, is it really that late?"
>Time flies when your having spaghetti...
>"But we didn't have--"
>Human joke, don't worry about it.
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>>3142193

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM1JoYTXkC0
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I fucking love Artyl's porn.
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>>3142283
I have the old version, no silly singing.
My co-workers like it, they will never know.
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>>3142283
You're a genuine dicksucker.
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>>3141981
Is that guy retarded or somethin?
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>>3142287
isn't there supposed to be a downside for these things?
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>>3142180

Are you tribes gif anon?
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>>3142306
Are you done that story yet?
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>>3142315
Me too
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guys i wana become drawfag, where do i start>
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>>3142322
door stuck
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>>3141997
>tfw only cheap printing paper
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>>3142336
DRAW
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>>3142328
Not yet.
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>>3142335
>That shit tier cock
Oh wait you people like pokehidden porn carry on.
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>>3142312
This guy's a real plate of spaghetti and meatballs; hold the meatballs.
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>>3142307
>>3142296
>>3142324
What if she had a pony tail? A unicorn horn/pegasus wings as appropriate? A pony face?
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>>3142163
The white board doesn't look practical there also there are too many dolls in one place.
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>>3142291
Not all of us do. This one just wants attention. Personally I'd rather be Warhol, but that's besides the point
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>>3142336
Learn some basic construction fundamentals and go from there.
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>>3142323
Yes.
Yes he is.
Like I said, the only one who should be disappointed here is nature.
She could not even kill a fat guy.
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>>3142336
Have you filled out your beginner drawfag application form?
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>>3142354
JESSY PLS GO
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>>3142340
There is nothing wrong with cheap printer paper I hate the tooth that sketchbooks have
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>>3142357

Still waiting for that downside, man.

You're just improving it.
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>>3142364
i drew a rainbow dash in ms paint does that count?
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>>3142357
So an anthro?
Fuck yes.
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>>3142357
hm
tail horn yes
wings face no
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>>3142325
[VGN]
They are all gone.
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>>3142371
The downside is that you're a furry
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>>3142364
There was an application form to fill out?!
No wonder nobody wants my art.
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I've been asked to draw Lyra butt, but have no references for drawing pony butt.

Pls help
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>>3142369
>I hate the tooth that sketchbooks have
why
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>>3142357
I see no problems with any of that, I'm too furry for it to change my mind anymore.
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>>3142363
She look like me.
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>>3142249
Dang it.

>>3142340
>It is a good feel
So cheap, so efficient. Just get a hole punch and one of those hard plastic binders and instant sketch book.
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>>3142369
Me too.

It is unpractical for my hands.
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>>3142343
i lack drawing tools or will any ol paper and pencil work?
>>3142362
any resources you can give to point me in the right direction?
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>>3142385

Nah, I just dig anthro.
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>>3142340
I like printer paper. It's less smudgy than sketchbooks. The only problem is it's all loose.

You guys really don't need super fancy tools to draw, especially if you're just starting out and drawing to learn rather than produce finished art.

Unlined paper.
Mechanical pencil (personal preference because I hate sharpening).
Polymer eraser.
Maybe a ballpoint pen.
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>>3142369
so cute
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>>3142393
watch the show for like 10 minutes and you will have your precious ponybutt
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>>3142409
> It's less smudgy than sketchbooks
are you
special needs?

Printer paper is muuuuuuuuuuuuch more smudgy
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>>3142386
Yeah.

Make sure to check "yes" for the depressed and self esteem issues fields

The more you have a predilection towards seeking approval from us the better, because when you get good you'll be here all the time doing requests for us.

If you get good. If you don't get good within a month, stop drawing and never post your art ever again.
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>>3142407
>digs anthro animal porn
>thinks he's not a furry
RiverInEgypt.jpg
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Would you cuddle a lonely Sweetie Belle
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>>3142393
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GG hasn't been around much as he?

What about Tex has he drawn anything? Is he close to fixing his computer?

Ross I heard "only does commissions" now to pay off some loan, so I guess we're done with him for now.

Any other drawfag news?
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>tfw doing the one job that someone who moved to a town because he heard there was fruit-picking work there says he will never do.
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>>3142220

>Cutie Marks only appear if the pony to whom it belongs discovered their talent on their own.
>To tell a blank-flank their special talent means they are then unable to find their cutie-mark, because they have not earned it themselves.

>Trying to help a blank flank by telling them their special talent is to doom them to life as a blank flank forever.
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>>3142393
Joey-Darkmeat.

Specifically his Lyra ass. He did a Rarity ass recently but I find it very odd even though everyone else seems to like it.
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>>3142430
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>>3142375
Draw another rainbow dash.
In pencil. On paper.
Over and over.

You can do it anon I believe in you
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bump
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>>3142386
Fine then, draw me something cute. Maybe Applebloom being frustrated and smashing apples with her hooves while AJ looks on with horror. There, now someone wants your art so go and make it!
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>>3141333
> What do you think of this MLPG?

Ponies.
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>>3142429
Not him, but until you adopt a fursona, you're not a furry.

I have a fursona
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>>3142426
>implying you have to get good within a month
>or ever

Just look at GG and jessy
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>>3142441
GG is working on his commissions.
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>>3142396
Too rough and bumpy for me, hurts my hands too I've got.. sensitive fingers.
printer paper is easy to access, easy to draw on, smoother, can take almost anything
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>>3142441
I've been promoted to "King of Drawfags Forever" and anyone that says otherwise is a lying son of a bitch.
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>>3142470
I say otherwise
I also say you're not dumb
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>>3142464
And juice. His art sucks.
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which pone is the chubbiest
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>>3142406
Beginners always obsess over tools, really any pencil or pen will do fine. Maybe buy some drawing paper if you're feeling daring.

As for resources, /ic/ could probably help you out more than me, but I would recommend Fun with a Pencil or Drawing on the right side of the brain.
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>>3142483
Mrs. Cake
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>>3142483
Fat nurse
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>>3142441
GG was here this afternoon.

Tex is drawing again.

And you are right about Ross, for now.
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>>3142426
>one month
>Challenge accepted
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>>3142430
I would, but only non-sexually
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>>3141399
>That gif

Source? Who drew it.
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Anyone have a good vector of the marker pony?
I need it for the things.
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>>3142483

Mrs. Cake
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>>3142497
Fucking Applejack.
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>>3142508
Tex did
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>>3142497
>not inside

but why
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>>3142144
I would hold her close and tell her everything will be alright.
Diamond Tiara doesn't know anything.
Unless she does, and her father bought her a psychic and she asked her if you had a special talent and she said no.Because she totally could.
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>>3142497
Hahahaha oh shit
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>>3142514

What things?

I don't trust you.
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All this talk of printer paper and the smudginess of things.

>not using a cloth to keep yourself form smudging graphite

>>3142426
Well I'm out. Not depressed at all.

>>3142460
I can't draw cute. I simply can't.
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>>3142500
gabe

gabe pls work on TF3.
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>>3142514
No fuck you I dont want anthro porn of her.
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>>3142508
Tex drew that.
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>>3142446

>"Also, it could possibly unravel their personal timeline and erase them from existence, or possibly wipe out reality itself."

>"But that varies, really - it's all a bit odd that way. Wibbley-wobbley, and so on."
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>>3142466
>GG is working on his commissions.

He has commissions? Dude should just start up a web comic and live a carefree life.

>>3142470

I've never even heard of you before.

>>3142499
>Tex is drawing again.

Yay. Examples? Are they all on his tumblr?
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>>3142514
Get fucked
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>>3142508
Have the original
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>>3142539
stop being more amazing than us, LD
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>>3142539
>already knows how to draw
>can i become a drawfag
>is quite good

NOT AGAIN

WHY DO DRAWFAGS START OUT ATTENTION WHORING
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>>3142533
Official MLPG TF2 map.
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>>3142552
>Dude should just start up a web comic and live a carefree life.
I know but he is a retard.

>Are they all on his tumblr?
Yes.
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>>3142539
That is a good idea.
Thanks!
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>>3142491
I started off reading DotRSotB but the more I reread it the more I dislike it.

Fun With a Pencil is solid though. Definitely pick that up.

Here's what you do. Start off just drawing things that are fun for you to draw. The most important thing early on is making a habit of drawing. Draw every single day and never miss a day ever.

Over time add more rigorous study into your routine. But the most important thing is developing a routine in the first place.

Also read Art and Fear.
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>>3142526
the horse came and it contacted so hard it pushed his cock out
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>>3142563
No go away
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>>3142561
I just thought I'd be an asshole for a bit. It's midnight, I'll be whatever I wanna do.
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>>3142563
If it's just deathmatch or some stupid shit like that, I will fucking cut you.
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>>3142580

fucking

unf
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>>3142563
keep our precious marker pony away from that circlejerk
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>>3142561
>WHY DO DRAWFAGS START OUT ATTENTION WHORING
they just want a little bit of acceptance, that's all. Some people just don't want to disappoint
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>>3142563
>Official

You don't get to decide that.
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>>3142563
we already have one in the making. fuck off.
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>>3142539
Oh you.
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>>3142539
Well then draw something funny, or scary or whatever... Also you can learn cute
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>using sai
>brush sketching as usual
>see soemthing that says texture
>"huh"
>change it to paper
>try drawing
>it looks like a pencil
HOLY BALLS my sketching is soooo much better now, fuck. Why doesnt anyone tell me these things?
>>
Has anyone ever tried drawing a skeletal structure, photocopying it a hundred times, and then asking someone who have never drawn before to draw the same human/pony/whatever 100 times? Because I can't draw and I think it'd be kind of neat to try to do 100 terrible ponies/whatever and make a gif of my incremental improvements.
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>>3142563
Playing TF2 in 2012
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>3142563
dont use marker pony you shit stain.
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>>3142163
>this guy lives with his parents and brothers
>has horseporn and asses all over his room

they have to have seen it there is just no hiding it like that. i wonder what his dad thinks.
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>>3142312
>Derpy walks anon to the front door. Anon steps out and turns around.
>"I...
>Derpy seems to be having trouble talking she sticks her head back in the hose and loudly blows her nose. When she brings her head back out, the wads of tissue are gone. Anon chooses not to react to this.
>"I had a really nice time with you."
>Me too. But with you. I'm with me all the time.
>"Me too. With me. I mean."
>Anon crouches down, but Derpy is a perfectly awkward height so that their knees really hurt doing this.
>Depry tries to stand up on two legs but ends up pushing anon back onto their butt.
>"I'msorryi'msorry--"
>Its fine, maybe just handshake.
>Anon looks down at her hoof and wonders how clean it is.
>Anon reaches out a hand. Derpy reaches out both hooves. Anon is not sure if she's going to shake hands with both hooves or is she wants a hug.
>Derpy steps unsurely forward on her hind legs and stumbles. Her lips slap against anon's cheek.
>Anon, wanting to make it less awkward, kisses Derpy's cheek back.
>It makes it more awkward.
>Derpy looks at Anon as though with the face of a pony how has bitten into a lemon covered in hotsauce.
>"Goodnight."
>The door closes quickly and anon hears quick hoof stomps retreating deep in the house.
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>>3142586
Of course not. I'm making it for several different game modes.

>>3142595
Well okay yeah unofficial.
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>>3142614
His dad hates him or some shit
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>>3142568
>I know but he is a retard.

I've been saying this for years. If he made a web comic back when he first gained some attention, he could easily be making more than enough to "survive" right now. Probably 20-30k a year. Way better than the poverty and food stamps existence he has now.

>But many of his ideas comes from suggestions

You might say. Sure whatever. He can still come to MLPG and other places. And maybe he could add a little "suggestion box" on his site.

GG has a talent, but he seems to avoid wanting to put that talent to use in making him money.
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>>3142631
>tfw your dad doesn't hat you
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>>3142616
hnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>3142604
Is angry people in Equestria something? Last night I drew wizard and Tex cause they both seem to be angry/annoyed at ponies all the time.
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>>3142631
His dad probably hates everyone who even likes ponies now.

Old people are irrational like that. A shame what happens when they run into bad apples.
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>>3142640
Best feel in the world
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>>3142589
they squeeze and milk you dry with those muscle contractions
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>>3142451
>>3142430

Yes... but only if she wanted me to.

And only after having a chat with her - she should know by now that she's never really alone - she has her friends, and her parents, and Rarity, and me.
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>>3142645
Eugh

Assume I posted a vomiting reaction picture
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>>3142204
Where do you even get that sheep?
I want one.
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>>3142274
toy ownership is ok in my book but he put all the shoes and dresses and jewelery and shit on them.
What the fuck?
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>>3142563
Please don't.
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>>3142638
Because that would be faggotry. Webcomics are faggotry.
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>>3142645
>you will never draw this good
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>>3142645
good thing I will never draw for that long
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>>3142660
>you will never hug a pony tight as her winking marecunt gulps hungrily at your spurting cock
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>>3142568

Can we please petition to have this as a custom banner for 4chan? Even if it's just /mlp/ ? It's just too perfect.

Fear: Tex, Marker Pony become popular in /mlp/. Added to Fluffy Pony and other inane stories. Gets so bad we have to abandon them to the idiots. Please don't let that happen.
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>>3142640
>tfw you dad is dead
I win
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Anon, I was made for loving you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
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>>3142660

>Your waifu will never squeeze and milk you dry with her vaginal muscle contractions
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>>3142645
I was writing sex with these two. I don't really fell like it anymore.
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>>3142681
no
you will never draw THIS good
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>>3142665
I mean come on, the content is debatable, but the excecution is really quite OK, considering he's been at it for about three months.
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>>3142677
>Because that would be faggotry. Webcomics are faggotry.

True. But it also gets dosh.
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>>3142686
FUCK YOU PENIS
STOP IT
STOP IIIIIIIT
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>>3142672
I put all the accessories and shit in a big box together. For some reason I can't throw it away even though I know I will never use any of it.
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>>3142681
You will never be this good.
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>>3142645
You're making me want to learn to draw so I can draw cuckolding fanart.
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>>3142650
I hate everyone that likes ponies at this point
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>>3142688
no. just think of it as a nice drawring present from Tex to us and we should cherish it ourselves alone forever
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>>3142705
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>>3142557

Who designed Marker Pony? She's cute.
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I've only been drawing for a week and I already feel like I've fallen into a rut
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>>3142697
anus placement feels a little low
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>>3142688
>Moot puts it in /v/ as well.
>>
Why does MSWord think "demonstratory" isn't a word, MLPG?
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>>3142704
Wow what a looser
I do too. I even have the leftover hair from when I styled their manes
I... It was a long time ago
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>>3142699
It's disgusting

and those hooves
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>>3142723
noted, thanks
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>>3142697
Post some more of your art. I like how you do faces.
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>>3142144
>>3142528

>Silver Spoon thinks that was over the line, even for Diamond Tiara.
>She doesn't dare say this out loud, though.
>Sometimes she thinks Diamond's REAL special talent is knowing exactly what to say to hurt a pony the most.
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>>3142715

The funny thing is that that pic is two guys.

MS drew lines and whatshisface that colour guy I forget his name did the fancy shmancy colouring

the colour guy quit the fandom in disgust after everyone kept asking him to colour porn
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>>3142704
Fluttershy's scooter has been sitting behind my monitor since Christmas.
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>>3142681
That reminds me of this from way back.
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Would you let AJ sit on your face?
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>>3142746
>having your special talent be hurting other people
That must suck.
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>>3142746
Tarnished Silver pls

pls

I really liked that one
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>>3142705
5 Million hours in photoshop and the faces still look like shit
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>>3142751
Explosive guy.
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>>3142764
Human AJ?

nah.

Pony AJ?

All fucking day
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>>3142751
>now I have to better than two guys

fuuuuck
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>>3142766
>tfw that is my special talent
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>>3142770
>implying you can do better
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>>3142764
I don't like facesitting.

I prefer cocksitting.
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>>3142764
not if she looked like that
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>dicked around in paint and made something i was moderatly proud of
>decide i have too much free time that could be spent developing a hobby.
>every fucking pen in my house is out of ink and my pencil sharpener is not working
tomorrow MLPG, tomorrow my adventure begins with a trip to the store!
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>>3142764

I think I only enjoy this picture because I'm horny.

But for now, yes I fucking would.
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>>3142764
>implying I have a choice
>implying this isn't a condition of my employment as a farm hand; she gets use my of tongue whenever she wants
>she hits the cider hard most nights after work
>I'm busy
>I get to sleep in however long she "used" me, however, so it's not all bad
>once I slept in till 1
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>>3142788
Use scissors to sharpen pencils
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>>3142783
>Oh god this food tastes awful
>YOU CAN'T SAY THAT LET'S SEE YOU MAKE THE FOOD HUH
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>>3142746
>Silver Spoon stays with Diamond Tiara out of fear.
>Those who are closest to you can hurt you the most.
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>>3142779
>tfw you don't know your special talent
>tfw no special somepony
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>>3142776
>"Anon, I've gotta buck apples and my legs are crampi-"
>"Shut up and sit."
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>>3142771
It will never be the 14th day. Ever.
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>>3142806
>taking that post seriously
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>>3142751
No matter how good I'll draw I'll never have fancy colors.
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>>3142812
>tfw no qt patrician bbbff
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>>3142812
>tfw you dont give a fuck
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>>3142806
But that's a legitimate argument. If you don't like somebody's cooking you'll have to cook your own food.
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>>3142735
The faces in perspective and the hooves aren't quite there yet, but that being said, technically for a beginner, this isn't bad (of course, it seems personal taste impairs your judgement)
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>>3142817
of course it wont be.

the 14 day is new horse episode
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>>3142818
Le epic troll xD
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>>3142823
that is your special talent

you will never believe it because you don't give a fuck
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Just fapped to anthro Trxie. Came hard. Landed on my fucking mousemat.
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>>3142833
France pls go.
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goodmorning. er... night. can't sleep. whaz goin awn?
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>>3142764
PROPORTIONS DO NOT WORK THIS WAY.
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>>3142844
Thats what you get for fapping to anthro

and trixie
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>>3142812
>special talent is perforating cardstock with a handgun
>no way to turn it into a career and can't discuss it without freaking someone out
Why didn't I take up a more normal hobby?
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>>3142844
>thx op I cum on mousepad it squeak at penis
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>>3142828
Huge dildos are like, my favorite thing.
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>>3142844
Poetic justice Seth.
Deal with it.
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Goodnight MLPG
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>every new artist is better than what I did months into drawing
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>>3142830
Well mister personal taste

If the dish prepared is chemically pickled horsedick, I don't care how technically good it is. I'm not going to enjoy it for what it is. Especially when that's now what I ordered I was just waiting for someone.
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>>3142788
Use a box cutter. More fun to whittle your pencils. Also gives you the sharpest points for tiny details.
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>>3142718

Looks fine for 1 week. Keep at it. Remember the words of Chuck Jones: You have 10,000 bad drawings in you. Best to get them out of you as soon as possible.

So draw and keep at it. Try each time.
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>>3142840
What does the cutie mark for that even look like?
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>>3142822
can someone draw hipster SA holding Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven and scowling while an excited TWOILY stares at him happily?
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>>3142840
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>>3142850
non
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>>3142861
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>>3142851
I am drawing.
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>>3142828
>no hat

You expect me to fap to this?
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>>3142859
>no way to turn it into a career
>implying armed services aren't needed
And I'm not even talking military. Become a bodyguard or something.
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FOR DA PRINSASS
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>>3142688

Can someone isolate Tex? I'd love to use him as a reaction image just like the original Joker was.
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>>3142850
But I am le tired...
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>>3142829
Yes, if the topic is "You have to improve because I can't get my food anywhere but you!"

But criticism can't be invalidated with
"you're not an artist". Being a carpenter rather than a painter doesn't prevent you from saying "look, you tried to draw something and it unintentionally came out looking like a poorly proportioned, extremely flawed clusterfuck and everything is the opposite of aesthetically pleasing"

Why? Because knowing what is ugly and what is not does not necessarily follow from having good hand eye coordination and practice in creating art.

It's a fucking fallacy.
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>>3142856
Theres no good godamn porn. Its all shit, I fap to what I can get.
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>>3142783
For you, my masterpiece
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>>3142859
What do you do that for, anon?
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>>3142876
>not drawing with your boxcutter
no takebacks, and I hope you glued your paper to some cardboard beforehand.
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>>3142718
Your muzzles look like Apple's muzzles. Are you sure you're not him, just trying to annoy us?
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>>3142896
TWYLI
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>>3142686
I volunteer at a horse rescue, the miniature mares are right at waist height and they're insanely tight, they milk you hard. Not as good as getting blown by a calf, the suction is indescribable, I go weak at the knees.
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>>3142616
>The next day, anon is in town square eating a salad and really missing bacon.
>There is a 'whoomp' sound and Anon turns to see Derpy sitting by their side on the bench.
>"Hey."
>Hey.
>"About last night, is cheek kissing like a human culture thing for saying goodbye and stuff."
>In some cultures.
>"In yours?"
>No.
>"Oh. Then that was awkward huh?"
>Anon Derpy both have a little giggle on the bench. They both end up snorting mid laugh and look away.
>Hey, maybe we could try just talking about stuff and not trying to play it cool. I don't think we're fooling each other at this point.
>"Heh-heh. Yeah. You're a dork."
>Anon throws an arm around Derpy and offers her some of the salad. Derpy shoves her face in the bowl and noisily chews. Derpy comes up a few seconds later with a mouth full of greens.
>Anon takes a napkin wipes the salad dressing from her nose.
>"Fwank chu"
>You're welcome. Anything for a friend.

The end.

Sorry about the errors and stuff. I hope someone enjoyed it.
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>>3142896

I like you.
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>>3142895
Lol, fuckno. That shit's terrible and requires actual training, experience and connections.

And like hell am I joining the Israeli Army or Marine Corps.
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>>3142895
Become a Mercenary.
Train a hawk to kill people.
Don't give a single fuck.
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>>3142885
>>3142850
pls pls

Post Treekicker.
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>>3142921
>i volunteer at a horse rescue and rape dumb animals with no concepts of consent or a lack thereof

kind of pathetic

but sexy
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>>3142912
Because it's fun and I'm good at it.
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>>3142916
I'm sure.
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>>3142935
Mordecai pls go

What, didnt like that?
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>>3142922
Hiro is that you
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>>3142828

Time for Fapplejack!
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>>3142944

shit
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>>3142946
Become a professional marksman, duh. Enter competitions.
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>>3142905
>implying not just jelly
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>>3142756
Wow, old SB stuff...
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>>3142935
>being a mercenary
>not born in South Africa
Pick one.
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>>3142970
>stomachgina
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>>3142795

This turned me on
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>>3142970
Ugh
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>>3142970
I bet AJ makes applesauce by crushing apples to a pulp between her BUNS OF STEEL
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Whichever one of you is avatarfagging as Dipper on /mu/ pls stop
I know it's one of you
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>autism
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>>3142975
jesus shit do you have any idea how good you have to be for that? I'm proud of what I can do but holy mother of fuck I know guys three times as good as me that make exactly zero dollars doing it.
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>>3142911
Almost as good as GG.
But it needs more blush for emotional value, also a fancy hat.
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>>3142987
That's SB?
I'm feeling slightly more inspired. I don't think I have the drive he does, though.
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>>3142986
>your argument is invalid because you're jelly

That's a fallacy too. It says nothing against the actual argument, it just tries to get feelings worked up so the opponent drops spaghetti.
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>>3143002
You, I like you.

I've said that exact line myself.
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>>3142922
I liked it.
You are a person who does things I like.
So, I like you too.
No homo
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>>3142844
Try taking 100mg benadryl, waiting 20 minutes and then jerking off, you bust so hard it almost hurts
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>>3143002
You should draw that please draw that
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>>3142970
But that's not fappable at all...
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>>3143019
>fallacy

Just a buzzword for saying you got served.
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We apple jackin?
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>>3143031
She's being raped by that apple
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>>3143031
You joking? Look at dat armpit.
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>>3142954
No. Sorry.
I'm an oldy who dropped their trip because it made things less fun for others.
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>>3142922
Its decent. Here your cap.
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>>3143036
>bondage

No.
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>>3143041
Ruined by the face.
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>>3143044
worthless bastard
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>>3143039
Why is Juice raping Applejack?
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>>3143044
beedrill
faceless
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>tfw horny as fuck but don't feel like fapping to anything
MLPG STOP PORNING
IT HURTS
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>>3143039
You have to attend those classes now, Anon
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>>3142873
Oh all right. I don't enjoy the subject either, I'm just saying he's improving technically, is all.
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>>3142994
I was beginning to fear it was completely ignored. Do you think she'd return the favor when she's drunk enough? Or is she a surly drunk? Would she squeeze your balls just to get you to change pace?

What if she came from from a night of drinking at the bar and then later casual sex with whatever Stallions she found there? Would you help clean her up, or would you tell her you quit, there's no way you're doing that?

What if she tackled you, pinning you between those muscular thighs?
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>>3143031
>I don't like anthro pay attention to me
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>>3143028
>Take 100mg benadryl
>Pass out.
>Suffer no allergy symptoms.
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>>3143022
You're welcome.
I figure if I'm going to not work on the big stories I'm supposed to be doing, I can at least do a little fun thing for the general.
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can someone post some chubby ponies?
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>>3142807

>"Diamond... don't you think that... might've been a little bit--"
>Diamond cuts her off.
>"If I wanted your opinion, Spoon, I'd give it to you. Now shut your hole."
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>>3143071
Can't people not like furry without being mocked as 2EDGY because apparently a majority of MLPG is full blown furries now?
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>>3142744
here's a quick marker pone sketch i just did
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Gimme an episode to watch.
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>>3142945

Animals can consent and you can rape them. A lot of them don't mind sex with humans.
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>>3143092
I like it.
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>>3143099
all of them

marathon
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>>3143059
>Beedrill.
>It wasn't a Fluttershy fuck story.
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>>3143092
Look before you sleep.
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>>3143071
Doesn't even have anything to do with anthro, it's just flat unattractive. Same with that; I think I know what they were going for with the legs, but they look like a pair of failed balloon animals, and what the fuck would that pose do to her spine?
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>>3143089
I think it was mainly a jab at DD
you can not like furry, but if you say that you actually hate it you usually get roasted for a bit.
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>>3143002
>BUNS OF STEEL

Years of applefuckin', sugah' cube
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>>3143083
No, I'd rather post /fit/ ponies
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>>3143085
>all I can think of now is DT and SS in a lifestyle D/s relationship
Fucking fetish.
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>>3143048
Woo!
Thanks!
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>>3143089
not a majority, a vocal minority that's really easy to hate

but they won't leave and the janitor gave up. and complaining just makes them post more.

they are few. they can't garner much attention among themelves. if we ignore them, they'll get bored leave.
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>>3143111
Blah, wrong quote. Meant for this.

>>3143099
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>>3143073
I can actually take 100mg and stay awake, I'm just really sedated feeling. It makes your body feel really heavy.
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>>3143067
Oh god, I don't know what I want
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>>3143089
When the fuck did that even happen? What happened to 'pony or humanized or fuck off'?
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>>3143031
Why?

Why are you such a killjoy?

Just let it go every once in a while.

There's no need to constantly remind us how much you personally disapprove of anthro, or gayships, or Mac fucking anything above a 2.3.

If you want to poke fun at the truly vile art that gets posted here that's one thing but you respond to literally everything you don't like.
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ouya/ouya-a-new-kind-of-video-game-console

guess where i kinda want pony crossing to end up

it's more than powerful enough
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>>3142945
>>3143102
>>3142921
>>3142686
>>3142660
>>3142589

Fluffy Pony General pls go.
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>>3143099
Sweet an Elite

>>3143057
I plead the fifth
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>>3143119
Sorry but that looks ugly.
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>>3142704
>>3142733
I kept the packaging so If I ever need to box them up and put them into storage it'll all be together and unscuffed
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>>3143144
Nice selective memory, bro.
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>>3143146
but ouya is a huge scam and an awful platform
why would you want that
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Is there porn ofmarker pony?
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>>3143146
>Two million dollars
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>>3143140
I happened.
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>>3143144
>but you respond to literally everything you don't like.
THATS WHY I FUCKING COME HERE.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ELSEWHERE WITHOUT A BAN
FUCK OFF, THE PISS HAS GOTTEN TO YOU.
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>>3143018
Well yeah, but SB wants to take up arting professionally, go to art school and not have to do the job he hates. For some of us, arting is a casual hobby. It can be your life, but doesn't have to...
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>>3142975
Oh, it's a firearm. I was imagining he was poking holes in cards with some sort of bedazzler-like device. It's really pretty similar, when you think about it
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>>3143167
Every day someone asks. Every day people get mad. No.
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>>3143067

Oh I'd hope she's a surly drunk.

And I'd absolutely love to clean her up.

But the thought of her pinning me between those thighs is so good.

Why, I don't know what I'd prefer. It's all sounds so good!
>>
anyone got a link to the 4chan x userscript for the Archive?
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>>3143167
Hopefully not
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>>3143146
You aren't going to finish it

You don't fucking finish anything

Get over yourself honestly

Now, go ahead and tell us how the General suuuure has been shitty lately and then bluster about how you're making progress. Go ahead.
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>>3143148
It feels way too good to care whether it's morally right or not
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>>3143187
really? didnt even know
bad timing then
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>>3143196
>>3143196
>>3143196
>>3143196
THIS
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>>3143085
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>>3143163
it's android with a pretty launcher and an hdmi
but i still like it
more than powerful enough to handle most (relatively) small games
the controller looks interesting enough on its own
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>>>/v/146477715

/v/ getting mad that the pony version of a vid gets more than the original. Can /v/ be so damn petty?

>Lost Faith in Humanity General
>Pony version has more views than original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-Ik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
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>>3143209
>YourGoing
Boner lost
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>>3143167
Two OC's we have made that have no porn
Marker and Tabasco.
And we would have no no other way.
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>>3143136
>indecisive
What if the Apples "made up your mind" for you?

What if you became Big Mac's new assistant?

What if he preferred holes without teeth?

You'd of course get the day off after; you wouldn't be able to walk, much less do farmwork.
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>>3143209
>I'm going to fuck your face, HUMAN
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>>3143213
But why develop small, non-intensive games for a shitty console when you can just develop for PCs?
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>>3143146
You should get to coding.
>>3143213
I agree.
>>3143209
For some reason I find her behavior lovely.
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>>3143221
out of all the things in the history of man, THAT made him lose faith?
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>>3143196
>Now, go ahead and tell us how the General suuuure has been shitty lately
i haven't been here, you tell me
>and then bluster about how you're making progress
i am

i'm not sure where you're going with this..

mlpg, why is sweetie belle so perfect?
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Guys, which pony was in the funniest episode?

GIYC made me laugh a lot.
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>>3143231
Be amazed I spelled most of it right when I saved it.
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>>3143124

I don't think it quite works like that... that implies DT cares on some level about SS... or anyone.

Her "friends?" Just lackeys. Just tools and resources to get what she wants. When they've served their purpose, into the trash they go.

Why take care of your toys if you can just buy new ones?
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>>3143221
/v/'s rage is almost as autistic as bronies
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>>3143260
No episodes are funny. I have never laughed once at this show.
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>>3143235

>Muscular AJ making me service her
>Big Mac removing my teeth so I can service him better

Oh god, I think I'm legitimately insane.

Both of those are appealing.
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>>3143250

there are many things. this would be the straw that broke the camel's back.
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>>3143267
>Tarnished Silver
yes, this was good.
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>>3143245

>"If you're really a man, DO IT."
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>>3143250

/v/ has an obsession with hating ponies.

/v/ is also on average one of the youngest boards on 4chan.

Coincidence?
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>>3143260
hearth's warming eve
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>>3143267
It must be pretty awful, being her.
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>>3143247
because it's fun
i would never be able to make money off ponycrossing, it's just an exercise for fun, and something to put on my resume....or maybe not. depends on how high the expected eyebrow raises are at the companies i apply to.
but having something on a <buzzword> platform it bonus points for the HR department

"hey look, this one made a cloudgamemobileapptouchwizznanogreen game! i'll pass this on"
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>>3143280
>Big Mac removing my teeth so I can service him better
Woah, hey there, sugarcube.
I didn't mean that hole.

Now, in a couple of months, maybe we could work out some sort of arrangement if your ass is gettin' stale.
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>>3143280
He was implying anal (hence the "wouldn't be able to walk" thing) but I guess that works too
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>>3143284
I never read that fic...
But it may be the same idea I have had.
What was it about?
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>>3143284
what's that? some sort of fanfiction?
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>>3143280
>Big Mac removing my teeth so I can service him better
I don't think that was what was implied at all.
What the fuck, brain. I don't think I should find that hot
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>>3143310
>>3143313
SS realizes she gets off on abuse. Abandons DT to worship the feet of her goddess, Rarity, who likes to rape fillies. Lots of power play, D/s, etc.

It's sexier than the description makes it sound.
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>>3143167
Maybe I'll do some tomorrow.
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>>3143305

Oh thank god. Teeth removal was not a fetish I was ready to adopt.

But having a big, sweaty, apple-cinnamon scented farmer plowing my ass has been a fantasy for a while.
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Would you let a tired Big Mac snuggle up behind you in bedwhile you were naked?
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>>3143317
>>3143309
>>3143305
What if they also broke and reformed your jaw to better "accomodate" him?
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>>3143297

she has no idea she's dead inside.
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>>3143317
>What the fuck, brain. I don't think I should find that hot
>>
If real ponies smelled nicer, and were nicer, I wouldn't be so against having sex with them.
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>>3143335
>teeth removal fetish

And now I lost all the faith in Humanity.
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>>3143338
God yes. I'd even big spoon him if that's what he really wanted.
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>>3143338
only if I could hug his massive horsecock
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>>3143338
>he sticks his dick between your legs
>your own much smaller cocks rests on top of his massive still soft ebony shaft
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>>3143328
Whoah, damn.
Link?
I thought it was going to be nonsexual.
Like, DT is mean and then feels bad about it and shit.

That sounds much more entertaining.
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>>3143346
>Applejack_gets_back_to_coding.gif
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>>3143364
>cocks

Oh shit that was not supposed to be plural.
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Would you be Big Mac's fluffer on set?
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>>3143335

would you rather feel his hands all over your body or his hooves grating against your sides as he fights for more traction?
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>>3143367
http://pastebin.com/iNAMbygQ/1

Enjoy.
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>>3143335
Don't worry, they'd make you a nice set of dentures. You can keep your ability to eat solid foods, AND have a nice gummy hole to suck Mac off with
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>>3143352
>this pony tooth removal porn has more views than this human tooth removal porn

FAITH IN HUMANITY LOST
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>>3143373
>you are now Spike
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>>3143250
Well, you know, Bronies are stronger than the nazis, I'm told.
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>>3143382
And the followup, which isn't as good but is still very good:
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1191
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>>3143364
That sounds like heaven, anon.
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>>3143269
>Almost.
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>>3143328
>It's sexier than the description makes it sound.
It... really isn't bro.
That fic is so terrible in so many ways you can't even begin to describe it.
Seriously, it even proclaims itself as part of the "grimdark Equestria universe". Nothing that associates itself with that is good.
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>>3143328
Woah damn, that is nothing like my idea.
Goddamn, I just write feels.
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>>3143378

It's a tough decision, but I'm going to have to say hands because muscles are fun.
>>
...Seriously?

TEETH REMOVAL?! What's WRONG with you people?!
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>>3143376
I'd be Big Mac's fluffer at home.
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>>3143376
Only if I couldn't be his co-star
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>>3143373
But that makes it more interesting

>Big Mac will never take his time deciding which of your cocks to play with while he has you bent over a bale of hay
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>>3143341
NOPE.

>>3143346

You should code.
>>3143386
>looking a gift horse in the mouth
>ever

These Britfag fetishes are sure weird.
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>>3143399

>he always calls you "little darlin'"
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>>3143297

>some little voice in a corner of Diamond's mind tries to stop her from saying the things she does.

>"They couldn't have meant that personally...!"
>"It was just an accident! No need to get mad at them...!"
>"Maybe we should just leave her alone... she looks like she's having a bad day..."
>"Daddy wouldn't have said that..."
>"You were a blank-flank too, once. Remember?"

>She pushes that voice away whenever it tries to tell her what to do.
>Nobody tells Diamond Tiara what to do.
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>>3143341
Well, I certainly wouldn't have asked for it.
At least, not right away, who knows what months of living as nothing more a soft warm toy would do to a mind?
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>>3143398
>what the fuck.
>i am a sadist, i love peoples pain and all that but this...holy fuck this is wrong in every way my god and people get off to this? i am shocked, this is just..no
>no no no
>*ignores*

>>3143409
hey, fuck you. I didn't chose my fetishes. My fetish is basically grimdark by necessity. Sorry it ends up falling in some faggy "grimdark universe"
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>>3143378
Hooves, hooves for sure.
Just feeling his muscular body resting over you as he mounts you, safe and protective...
Unf.
>>
new horse
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>>3143384

Dammit penis, looks like I'm getting a new fetish tonight after all.
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>>3143415
Eh shit happens.

I don't really think it's all that hot, I just like egging people on.
Sorry.
>>
So how big is Mac in your headcanon?
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>>3143415
Either sick bastards or britfags.
>>3143440
Alright then.
>>
Someone should play some Nu-Horse
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>>3143422
>They choose to haunt her dreams instead.
>She wakes up crying.
>She has no idea why.
>Nothing makes her cry.
>Today is going to be a bad day for anyone in her way.
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>>3143444
Absolutely massive
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>>3143454
>Post-avant progressive horsecore
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>>3143415
Just ignore it, and discuss the things you DO like.
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>>3143421
>not calling you "sugarcube"
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>>3143444

Human? 6 inches flaccid, 7.5 erect.

Horse? I don't even want to think. Probably like 3 feet if I were to imagine him as a real-sized stallion.
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>>3143421
>Mac's pet name will never give you a warm fuzzy feeling while you spoon with him
>He will never drift off to sleep, feeling safe happy with his big strong hooves wrapped around you chest
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>>3143444
I have no headcanon about that.
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>>3143415
Whatever happened to normal teeth brushing fetishes?
>>
>my AJ/Big Mac idea quickly became fully consensual
damn it.
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>>3143473
>only gains an inch and a half

Haha, what? Who even has a dick like this?
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>>3143444
Tiny

His family refers to his little member as 'his little Mac'
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>>3143472
He is not Applejack.
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>>3143470
>>3143470
>>3143470
>>3143470
>>3143470

Thank you for your patience.
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>>3143480
You guys are killing me right now
I'm going to bed alone, like always ;_;
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>>3143428
Fetish or not bro, that was just badly written trite.
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>>3143430

you might want to think about getting a harness or something. he might crush you.
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>>3143384
Teeth are fun though
>>
>>3143469
You really need to take your own advice
>>
>>3143444
3 inches in diameter
~14.5 inches long
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>>3143480
Why don't you just come over and stick a knife in my chest, you asshole.
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>>3143505
your missing a noun there
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>>3143495

That's how growers work, man.

Some people have most if it hanging out when flaccid.
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>>3143512
I like to think there's a difference between saying 'no I don't like it' and saying 'you're all disgusting fuckers for liking this'.
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>>3143486

>fetishes
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>>3143512
No shit. Deaf is seriously one of the worst whiners here.
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>>3143528

Fuck, I meant showers.
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>>3143523
You're missing an ' and an e
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>>3143415
I dunno. Forced body modification is kinda hot.
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>>3143531
both are annoying and unnecessary
just like you
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>>3143486

I would brush Fluttershy's teeth for her. You'd have to be super gentle though. You don't want to hurt her, after all.
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>>3143501
>anon goes to bed, hugs a pillow to his chest, pretending it's a pony
>tfw Mac could do the same for you if he was real
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>>3143550

Deux ex guy pls.
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>>3143545
I figured.

Don't they end up less stiff, too?
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>>3143444
32"
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>>3143551
Both have it's place, I mean we are about hating stuff.
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>>3143444
He's about 14 hands high at the withers and mighty strong, could pull a loaded cart of iron ore yes he could. Would make a good farmin or minin pony.

Even though he's part shetland they don't call him big mac for nothing
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>>3143559
>You brush too hard.
>Her gums start bleeding.
>She sees the red in the toothpaste leaking from her mouth and starts worldlessly whining.
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>>3143603
>Don't they end up less stiff, too?
No.
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>>3143455

>She hates that voice. That weak, whimpering, weepy voice that thinks it knows better than she does.
>It tells her to cry when something bad happens to somepony else
>It tells her to let up on those who don't deserve her mercy, to be lenient with those who make her angry
>to treat what they're all doing on purpose, out of jealousy, as an accident or a misunderstanding
>she hates being told she's wrong.
>Misunderstanding, nothing - Diamond Tiara is never wrong!
>later, much later, she learns this voice has a name
>Ms. Cheerilee has a lesson, speaking about all the things that have been plagueing Diamond.
>The voice, the dreams that make her cry almost as much as they make her angry - that heavy feeling she gets in her gut sometimes that feels like a stomachache or indigestion but doesn't hurt the same way...
>She decides she doesn't want a "conscience."
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>>3143603

Yep.

One of my friends can flop his dick around when it's most erect
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>>3143626
>next day, you bring over strawberry-flavored toothpaste
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>>3143579
What if you woke up before him?What if you noticed his morning wood, firm against your thighs? Would you try to slip out of his hold to get to work on it?

Would he tighten his hold on you, still half asleep? Would you still try to work his massive cock with your thighs?
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>>3143621
Son, I reckon hes bout 18 hands boy you aint talkin bout what you know worth shit no how
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>>3143664
>Not bringing blood flavored toothpaste.
It's like you don't even worship the blood God.
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>>3143689

I swear to god, it's like you people understand my fetishes through and through sometimes.
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>>3143689
Even if he held me fast, I'd still find a way to please him. My hands, my thighs... Whatever it took. I'd make sure he woke up smiling that morning.
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>>3143714
Shut up, Urist.
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>>3143714
What if you told Twilight you worship Khorne?

She's pretty understanding of other cultures; look at how she accepted Zecora. Would she help you collect blood for the Blood God? She can't deny you your sacred rites, and besides, those ponies weren't hurt, they just needed to eat some extra sugar and water the next day to replenish their platelets.
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>>3143714
The idea is to make it so if you fuck up and her gums bleed, she can't tell the difference.
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>>3143696
Sir, please. He's most likely a about 150 centimeters at the shoulder. Although his moniker is "Big Mac", he is still a pony.
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>>3143743
Would that smile quickly turn into an ear-to-ear grin as he flipped you over on your stomach?
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>>3143743
>I'd make sure he woke up smiling that morning.
Oh god, now I'm reminded of that one fic... CropTool, I think his name was, wrote.
You gave Mac a blowjob and then later you get yelled at by Applejack because he was apparently so happy that he was singing, and she was incredibly creeped out by it.
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>>3143783
I...wow.

Just, wow.
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>>3143792
>a about

I stutter when I type.

#spaghetti
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>>3143808
>making her more at ease with brushing her teeth
>I...wow.
>Just, wow.
>Mad at deafdefiler for a completely innocuous comment
>>
>>3143783
>your plan works.
>Until she rinses out mouth
>She goes to sleep dribbling blood on her pillow
>wakes up and runs out of the house crying
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>>3143829
I was just at awe that he bothered to explain after the person he replied to was clearly just jokin around.
>>
>tfw writing sexual and nonsexual spoilers at the same time
>>
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3825385/

From batman with love.
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>>3143808
...What's wrong?

>>3143844
Gums heal faster than that, practically instantly. By the time she's done rinsing, they won't be bleeding anymore.
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>>3143802
>You will never mistakenly volunteer to 'fully service' Big Macintosh
>You will never finish the job by drinking a buckload of his piping hot marshmallow pony semen
>You will never quit out of shame

>You will never go to Sweet Apple Acres the next day
>You won't ever get the chance to do it again, this time drinking straight from the source
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>>3143879
>buckload
brony pls
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>>3143867
Fluttershy has light hemophillia.
Your deception could have killed her.
She was too polite to say anything.
>>
>>3143898
Sorry, that was supposed to be bucket load
>>
3dsmax or maya?
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>>3143793
That might be one of the most infectious smiles I'd ever seen.
I'd just hope I'd gotten him nice and slick with his wake-up call
>>
What are some good giant monsters, MLPG? You know, like as big as a dragon.

Not giants.
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>>3143909
>Select your pistol.
>Then select your temple.
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>>3143965
>I'd just hope I'd gotten him nice and slick
So you think he isn't the type to beat around the bush with things like lube?
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>>3143975
Giant dwarfs?
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>>3143975
Why not use dragons?
I've always been a fan of dragons
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>>3143975
Scylla, maybe?
>>
>>3143985
Maybe, but when he's got a nice hot load right there, who needs something fancy?
>>
>>3143975
Mountain men. Literal mountain men.
>>
>>3144014
>>3143975
Wait, no, I was thinking of Charybdis.
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>>3143975
I'm a big fan of sea monsters. They can get fucking huge. You might also think about, like, a Roc or a Hydra or something.

Or just torrent a bunch of 3e Monster Manuals. Plenty of fun options.
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>>3144072
Tarrasque!

But yeah, sea monsters are handy because they can be any size you want.
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>>3144029
I hope you don't mind your arms being pinned down just below the shoulder when he stops you from scooting forward as he began to probe your hole.

I also hope you don't mind the fact that I need to go to sleep so this may be the last you'll see of these suggestions unless some other anon wants to help. But here's something you can go with if you want: What if he got Rarity to tailor some "easy access" clothes? Would you still wear them for him, even if everyone in ponyville knew what they were for?
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>>3144132 here
>tfw Leth probably has me on his spreadsheet as "probing spoilered question fetish anon"
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>>3144173
Thank you for spoilering.
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>>3144122
>Tarrasque

Ugh, no.
>>
>>3144132
's fine. I don't need to stay up till the break of dawn a week in a row

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