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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>3099054
Smile Smile Smile or something
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DORKS
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VGTG
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>butts
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>Equestria is the final form of bronycon
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go sleep
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based butts
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>you will never be a great artist
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>>3102669
>>3102669
Right now?!
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Would you?
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>you will never be a great rapist
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>>3102678
right now
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>>3102686
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>>3102687
*throws safari ball*
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>>3102675
LIES

LOOK

MASTERPIECE
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>>3102686

>Fat
>Dashie

No. No I would not.

Have a better Gilda.
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>>3102668
>Wake up from hypersleep
>Your application to live in Equestria has been approved
>You are assigned a pony form of your choice
>You arrive to find green hills, and blue skies as far as the eye can see
>Meet all your new brony friends
>They're all OC alicorns with awful color schemes
>The vast majority are red and black

wat do
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>>3102686
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>>3102699
...Is that a dick or a fifth leg?
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http://money.cnn.com/2012/07/08/technology/google-legalize-love/

How many people are going to pledge to stop using Google now?
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>>3102708

See if Zecora would like a neighbor.
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>>3102707

But this is just Gilda dressed like a hipster.

This isn't better at all.
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>>3102686
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>>3102686
Better late than never
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>>3102708
Begin to re-enact all of their fluffy pony threads.
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>>3102707
Gilda is the only character in the show that I think would plausibly be a dyke.
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MOTHERFUCKER I'M THE STRAIGHTEST SHOTA
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>>3102686
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>>3102686
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>>3102686
Man that is some gross fat porn
Why can't more artists draw fat like muzz
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>>3102721

Except rendered by a competent artist and not fat.

Checkmate.
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Aaaaah nice fresh new horse
How's everyone doing tonight
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>>3102606
>>3102620
You think anyone here is willing to call them out on this stupidity of the plot?
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>>3102730
>not bonbon lyra
wut
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>>3102730
>She just hates being called it.
>She hates it when people think she needs a relationship.
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>>3102708
>Lost in space
>Send out a transmission to a far away earth, land on a nearby planet and go into hypersleep, waiting for rescue
>They came, but they didn't rescue you
>Rather Equestria has been constructed right where your ship landed
>Only one door remains above ground and sure enough ponies have found their way in
>You are awoken from your thousand years of slumber by two dark and edgy pegasus teenagers with horn headbands to make them look like unicorns
>They're about half your size
>One of them says "We heard you like fuck ponies" in poorly pronounced english and turns around
>One of their friends near the back is babbling in some strange futuristic language
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>>3102675
why would i want to be an artist?
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>>3102733
>straightest shota
bullshit, every shota has a decent portion of themselves that is hard homogay
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>>3102771
>Anyone here.
Oh shit, you are funny.
You think they would listen to someone telling them their epic story sounds retarded before it is birthed.
Let alone, someone from the big bad general.
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Would you knot a Applebloom?
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>>3102771
wouldn't do any good, all you'd get is an essay on why the "story works" and how you're an asshole for thinking otherwise. just knowing the fact that it will never be made is good enough.
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>>3102778
Boop the two on the noses, then chase after their friend until they have been rightfully booped.

After that I shall wreak havoc upon equestria until every pone has been booped.

Boop.
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>>3102686
Goddammit. How did I know that was Metal.
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>>3102714
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god, i am so slow.

second bit of breaking Pinkie. computation device technical issues.

before, you'd have to force her. chains, pain, threats, whatever. but now, when you tell her to stand up, she does it. she doesn't make a sound. just keeps crying. even when you tell her to put her ass in the air, even when you tell her about how you're going to violate her, she doesn't make a sound.

you enter her. not like she's still tight; it's been months. months filled with dildos, friends, electricity, and even fire once or twice. but it's not about the sex anymore. that's just means-to-an-end now. it's about breaking her.

she keeps crying as you fuck her. you push her head down into the floor, wrapping your hand in her hair and twisting it violently. with the other hand, you grab a dildo and ram it into her mouth. she doesn't protest, doesn't turn her head, doesn't try to spit it out as you fuck her with it, hold it down until she's choking and sputtering for air. as you pump, roughly, violently, animalistically, you order her to tell you that she loves it, that she wants to be fucked by you each day, all day, and nothing else. you tell her that if she doesn't, you'll do much, much worse, because you haven't even scratched the surface of your depravity.

you pull the dildo out of her throat. and you hear, in that same, soft, sad voice: "please fuck me, master", as you cum inside her.
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>>3102787
Why is Architecture on there?
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>>3102787
>needing a degree to do art
derp
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>>3102807
>Applebloom
>in glasses

Never knew I wanted this, and now I want more.
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>>3102787
>getting a degree in fine arts
>not master race science/math/engineering
>implying you need a degree to be good at art
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>>3102778
Grab the english speaking pone and run out asking for directions to earth, duh
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>>3102686
>that trail of hair
What the fuck, Metalforever?
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>>3102802
>>3102808
We could at least try. Wouldn't hurt would it?
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>>3102778
Comically violent shenanigans

Find zecora

Chill
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>>3102833
That's all I have
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>>3102768
Bored.
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>>3102772
They don't really do anything to suggest that they're dykes beyond hanging out in the background.
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>>3102825
I think I might be the only one around right now who likes this, but thanks.

Hah, silly captcha, that's not LK
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>>3102854
All that'll do is make you look like an asshole to them and give them a superiority complex no matter what argument you throw. Just let it be and let it collapse under its own weight.
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>>3102873
That's enough for fanon.
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>>3102862
Then more ponies in glasses. Preferably Sweetie.
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>ragingsemi does a decent snails x celestia
>then he does an acceptable derpy x windigo

i almost had hope for him, then he does this.
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>>3102875
I like it too, but I've been drinking literally for the past thirty hours with little naps here and there, so I've not posted anything besides the occasional picture of luna accompanied by waifu-y text.

I've gone through three bottles of vodka, jesus
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>>3102873
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>>3102759

Better artist is a given and so is not fat, but that doesn't make that Gilda any better.

The badly drawn picture has more character than the better drawn one.

"checkmate"
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>>3102896
...So he can't write OR draw?
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GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

YOU GUYS, I FIGURED OUT WHY HUMAN TWILIGHT IS BLACK.

IF SHE WAS WHITE SHE'D LOOK LIKE FUCKING STOCKING.

what do i win?
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>>3102893
Uh, does this one count?
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>>3102914
His Pinkie waifufic was good.
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>>3102896
God damn you, RS
Why does your stuff fluctuate so hard between decent and absolute shit?
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>>3102920
My butt.
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>>3102896
Ha ha, fuck.
God damn it, that pony.
Such a good concept, hilariously terrible execution.

I think he is improving though.
I just wish he would hold off on drawing porn until he was decent.
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>>3102896
Does he still do stuff?
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>>3102930
because he refrences poses from other people without understanding the underlying bodies.
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>>3102920
What's wrong with Stocking?
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>>3102873
They talk a lot and wear each other's bags.
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>>3102920
>implying that'd be a bad thing
wat
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>>3102719
>>3102859

>the Everfree Forest hides a small village populated by Ponyfags seeking to escape from the rampant faggotry of the brony OC hordes

>"Welcome, friend - come, draw near,
>your kind are always welcome here."

>"Within the forest, the others hide,
>Their secret I keep - you're safe inside."
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>>3102942

She's not Panty.
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>>3102942
Slut
Demon
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>>3102950
>one day, mic arrives
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>>3102951
>slut
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>>3102951
What's wrong with not being a slut?
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>>3102942
she's a demon
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>>3102951
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>3102896
did he draw regular human boobs
shrink them down
then put it in the crotch area without any regard for how they connect to the body?
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>>3102951
>liking a slut
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>>3102964
GAINAX
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>>3102957
>>3102961
>>3102963
>>3102967
>>3102971
I swear to god one of these days I'm throwing out that table
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>>3102951

neither are Kneesocks.

but i do love me some Panty.
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>>3102960

>his head is put on a pike outside the forest
>the rest of him is never found
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>>3102876
Yup, it's like arguing at a wall.
Except the wall can scream that you are just mad at it for being in the way.
No matter how kindly you try to explain the fact that it is in the middle of a highway and there is fog blocking it from hapless drivers.
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>>3102960
>he's given to the hollow sound greentext writers
>raids are sent out to steal larger and larger sizes of piping
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>>3102960
>Horsefuckers welcome him in to the village with a festival/feast
"Hey, I know you're new here, but would you be willing to sing for us? We're all huge fans!"
>He gets on stage
>Trapdoor drops him into the maticore pit
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>>3102983
>written in blood across his forehead:
>"BEEFED IT"
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Guys
What would be the best way to fit a Nathan face on a Discord costume?
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>>3102937
he recently finished a new food orgy fic and faggots were talking about it for a day.
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>>3102951
really want someone to draw Rarity with all these dresses.
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>>3102983
ALL YE BRONIES BEWARE
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>>3103005
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God damn, how do some people manage to let their facial hair grow untamed without giving a shit about it? It's 5:00 am and I just spent 20 minutes shaving and plucking because I hate having unwanted hair.

I just don't know.
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>>3102993

>manticores

that's merciful. we drop him in a pit with a cockatrice.
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>>3102991

>his screaming is heard for miles
>it keeps the bronies who settled in Ponyville awake at night
>the Ponies can't help but enjoy seeing them scared for a change.
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http://www.multiplayerpiano.com

SOMEONE MAKE A ROOM AND LETS PLAY A MOTHERFUCKING SONG
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>3103014
Slutception
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>>3103026
Good point, I guess leaving him as a statue would serve as a good warning. The problem is if bronies might attempt a rescue party.
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>>3103033
http://www.multiplayerpiano.com/DORKS
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>>3103014
>A slut riding a slut
>you could have your dick ridden by a slut who has another slut riding on top of her
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>>3103020
I know that feel. I'll go to take a piss and see my face in the mirror and immediately take a razor to it. It's almost instinctual, sort of like wanting to wash your hands after taking a shit, or letting the freezing water run slowly from your asshole after you've slipped a couple of ice cubes in.
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>>3103026
And let him know the sweet sleep of petrification? No, we drop him in a pit full of double fun spiders.
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goddamn i hate when someone i like starts pandering to bronies. i know its good business plan for them to do it but i still hate it.
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>>3103039

so we set up a honey trap. collect scalps.
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>have a friend
>hes really into fallout equestria and all the dickloads of new fics
>ask about the main show favorite
>hes never watched the real mlp
ASDASDAFSFASFASFAFijfio
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>>3103046

>Implying the water is still freezing by the time it leaks out

Do you even shove ice cubes in your ass?
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>>3103028
>They start leaving out larger and larger sets of piping.
>They 'chase away' the raiding parties.
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>>3103044
Alternately, you could be riding Rarity while Panty is riding you.
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>>3103050

i still love her. she can do no wrong.
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>>3103053
You have a terrible taste in friends.
Or friend.
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>>3103053
This sounds fake
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>>3103050
>everything is pandering
I suppose you say this about the show as well.
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>>3103053
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>>3103050
But that's not brony pandering
at all
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>>3103077
shes a girl
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>>3103053
thats impossible though. the only reason mlp fanfiction is poplar is because people already love the characters from the show. no one can like mlp fanfiction for the "good" writing.
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>>3103064
Panty wears the saddle!
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>>3103053
There's this big fat irish looking guy in a pony T shirt at my college. He hangs out around a bunch of people and seems like a cool guy who watches the show.

There's also some pianist that gets frustrated at the smallest mistakes and taps out winter wrap up before storming off muttering about how he sucks at everything.

College is interesting.
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>>3103053

put a tarantula hawk wasp in his bed. while it's alive.
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>>3103103
>before storming off muttering about how he sucks at everything.

SB pianist edition
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>>3103090
Point still stands.
Alternatively, you could act like you know about the story, read the wiki or some shit, and get some pussy.
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[VGH]
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>>3103103
Waffle?
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>>3103103
>There's also some pianist that gets frustrated at the smallest mistakes and taps out winter wrap up before storming off muttering about how he sucks at everything.
Oh god my sides
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>>3103053
Kill him. It's the only way.
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>>3103053
Horror story time?

>somehow got roped into a pony cosplay group
>thankfully everyone seems pretty sane, little to no brony faggotry
>except for one guy
>his facebook is plastered with pictures of Lyra, his profile pic is his pony OC, and some of his updates are in the style of the show aesops, some complete with 'Dear Princess Celestia'
>also a massive weeaboo and he uses a Japanese-sounding nickname as his facebook name, complete with -kun
>just found out that I've met him before and that he's black, or at least an equivalent in my country
>he's also a personage who hasn't heard of mainline SMT or P1/P2, for Fatluses here, but his Junpei costume was pretty good
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>>3103106
oh fuck you now I'm having cazadore flashbacks fuck you forever
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>>3103028
>two days after the first screams echo out from the forest, a pencil is found jammed into the ground
>it's removed and thrown away without notice
>a slightly thicker pencil, this one sharpened appears after the next night of much louder screaming
>it too is tossed
>the screams are roughly the same from night to night for almost a week, until a hoarse voice is heard bellowing "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GO-?" before being cut off with a cry of eye-watering agony
>a jagged tree limb the thickness of a dry erase marker is planted in the town square the next morning
>it's stained with small patches of blood and sticky with semen

oh god I'm going full-fluffy pony now, I need to stop
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>>3103112
VWV
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>>3103117
>he's also a personage who hasn't heard of mainline SMT or P1/P2, for Fatluses here, but his Junpei costume was pretty good
Kill him
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>>3103103
I love it when musicians and artists in general do that.

>(BEAUTIFUL MUSIC)
>(wrong note)
>OH GOD FUCK IT I HATE LIFE
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>>3103072
>her
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>>3103112
VFE
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>>3103110
>>3103110
>"It has a wiki?!"
http://falloutequestria.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria_Wiki
Yep.
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>>3103106
How about a mud wasp?
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>>3103117
>little to no brony faggotry
>pony cosplay group
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>>3103043
You guys all suck at this shit
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>>3103130
That makes no sense
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>>3103127

what kind of reaction is that?
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>>3103138
So tired I forgot pic.
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>>3103141
i didn't hear you making any song faggot
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>>3103127
>>her
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>>3103132
for massive pussy-pulling power, read Project Horizons and talk about the similarities between Blackjack and Jesus and how it's really deep and the most important fanfiction ever written.
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>>3103142
i'm going to stick a straw in your dick hole and suck out the marshmallow juice.
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>>3103142
[VHDFSNJFE]

FUCKING GOFAST.
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>>3103120
>all is silent for several months, then one evening the screams begin again
>a shell-shocked unicorn, in desperate need of a bath, is found sitting in the town square the next morning.
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>>3103130
I WOULD REALLY LOVE IT FOR ANTHRO FLUTTERSHY TO BLAST A TORRENT OF SPUTTERING FARTS RIGHT IN MY FACE WITH THAT GIGANTIC BADONKADONK
just thought I'd tell you guys
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Hm, Deja vu.
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>>3103142
Shit, I meant to type VNE

Its been a while since i've played Tribes. I've been playing Blacklight right now and I fucking hate it.
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>>3103163
i'm glad you told us, anon

knowing is half the battle
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>>3103120
No.
You will continue
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What the fuck it's only been ten minutes
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>>3103123
The thought of a scrawny, awkward-looking black kid dressed up as Vinyl Scratch yes that's who he wants to dress up as going around carrying pony toys and preaching about love and tolerance while inserting -kun and -chan and other Japanese words is funny enough to offset the rage.

I could post screencaps if anyone wants, but a single cap isn't enough to do it justice

>>3103140
I saw very little typical ponychan/brony behaviour, other than the whole cosplay thing.
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>>3103163
Would the suck the farts right out of Celly's ass anon?

Keep in mind she hasn't wiped in 100 years
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>>3103181
Might as well. Could use a good laugh after Evo.
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>>3103184
Furfags pls

pls go
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>>3103184

>Celly

0/10
Slit my wrists
Called the cops
Shot my dog
Mailed anthrax to GG
Putting laptop in oven
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>>3103184
I-I...I don't give a fuck. Lay that ass on me.
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>>3103184
what the fuck is wrong with you?

oh i get it you only pretending to be gross to troll us.
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>>3103184
I don't understand...
I dislike anthro but why is this kinda turning me on
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>>3103154
>tfw read F:E Blame my need to finish things. I will carry those scars. But at least it wasn't Past Sins.
But holy shit, all those leaches that grabbed onto that story is disgusting.
>Oh hey, someone made a fic that is somehow popular!
>I SHALL GRAM ONTO THEIR STORY AND USE IT LIKE A CRUTCH!
Just add gore and shipping, and instant fave!
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>>3103154
What is that ic about anyways? Never read FOE.
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>>3103194
Would you preferred if I used Tia instead?
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>>3103200
Because everything below the head is 100% human and $100 hot.
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http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/13584207

guess it was a girl after all
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>>3103202
whats the appeal of it anyway?
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>>3103206

No that's bad too.

Almost everything about that post was terrible.
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>>3103184
>>3103200
>>3103207
I do love how it's literally 100% human from the neck down. It's funny.
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>>3103200
ITS BECAUSE THE MLPG IS CONSPIRING AGAINST US AND TURNING US ALL INTO FURRIES
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>>3103175
I wrote myself into a corner, I don't think I can continue without it being very contrived and slighlty unbelievable. Also, I was one of the people writing the original sounding greentexts, so I don't want to cause some sort of return to that. Besides, I think we should all be more like Odyssey and tolerate.
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>>3103214
>Almost
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>>3103206
>tia
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>>3103221
humans don't have wings
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>>3103206
Speaking of Celestia
Is she going to be Aspirant's next quest waifu?
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>>3103223
We should tolerate by shoving things up his urethra
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>>3103192
Right then

I'll see if I can find anything more interesting here
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>>3103154
Man, I am not following this conversation whatsoever, but by the sound of your post I think part of my soul died.
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>>3103224

What can I say?
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>>3103228

Voting still going on for like 24 hours.
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>>3103162

>one day a horde of oddly hairy pony OCs get it in their heads to invade the village
>they try to force Zecora to tell them where the village is
>they end up lost in the Everfree forest, filled with enough psychotropic drugs to fry a full-sized horse's brain
>some drown, the others are eaten by monsters
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>>3103233
Oh god my head
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>>3103233
>help the herd
ugh
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>>3103227
You don't have wings? Hahahahaha what a faggot!
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>>3103194
>>3103206
I like "Les" myself.
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>>3103221
it is extremely hard to draw a human face that doesnt look like shit.

there is a reason amateur artists love drawing anthro so much.
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>>3103238
At a link or is Aspirant doing it personally?
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>>3103233
>help the herd
God dammit.

And has anyone here tried the MLPOnline demo yet?
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>>3103203
Think Fallout, all the violence, radiation and horror.
And stick it in the land of ponies.
Zebras are playing the role of China.
They are racist fucks for no reason.
Luna is given charge or some shit, the zebras say Nope, because they figure she is NMM or some shit still.
Aaaand, yadda yadda yadda, shit happens, bombs fall, ponies die.
But we for some FUCKING reason have vaults.
And the story begins, as one lesbian vault dweller escapes her vault to hunt for the pussy of her favorite crush who also escaped the vault, gets addicted to drugs and gets shot.
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>>3103249

There's a survey, the link to which I do not have.
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>>3103223
Well, just that little thing made me decide to see if I could find nonconsensual sounding anywhere, so congratulations, I guess.
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Dear MLPG,
I'm bored and I want to make some music.
Give me ANY ideas that you want made into a song. Best one, I'll go away and make it into an actual song. Maybe a minute long or something I dunno. I'll be as quick as possible in getting something QUALITY back to you.

It's a lazy morning and I want to be productive.
PLZ RESPOND.

When I say anything I mean ANYTHING...
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>>3103253
I meant Project horizon. I've heard it's about as long the original FOE.
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>>3103221
Hmm.

I covered up Celestia's head and wings with my hands and it looks like some generic anime girl with some 'artistic liberties' rigorously applied to the skeletal structure. Good show.
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>>3103223
Yeah, well...fine.
As one who said the sounding shit needed to stop, at least you guys had fun.
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>>3103253
also, trixie becomes an alicorn, one of the main characters turns into rainbow dash, pinkie pie creates a deadly gas something akin to the joker's smile gas and fluttershy is literally a tree
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>>3103251
>>3103233
>>3103241
>>3103242

That just reminded me, I wanted to try it out

honestly, I might just be jaded here, but he seems to be just a casual with little knowledge of the horrific connotations ponies has. Or something.
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>>3103263

The song that would play in your head as you bury your face in Celestia's royal pussy.
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>>3103263
Pinkamena lap dance
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>>3103263
twilight's dripping wet mare cunt
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>>3103273
>20% cooler
STOPPED READING THERE
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>>3103267
oh well project horizon is full of wonderful shit like discord being trapped in a machine and having pieces of his body mined out and regenerated constantly in order to power machinery

the contraption was invented by flim and flam
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>>3103152
Well how about [this] faggot
fucking /b/ taking all my images
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>>3103263
Horse penises
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>>3103272
>also, trixie becomes an alicorn,
No, she becomes the fucking Master.
And she cannot be killed in the same way as the Master because she knows about that weakness and wants to fix it.
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>>3103295
oh well that's even worse
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>>3103296
I have read some shit, man...
But the story did have one character that I did like.
Steelhooves.
The garbage can was a bro of bros.
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>>3103253
>>3103272
>>3103295
Why.
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>>3103305
faggot
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>>3103270

>>3103240
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>>3103273

That's a pic if his OC, by the way
Also
>Flutterfags
>not preferring Apple pone
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someone posted this link but all pictures are blocked for me

someone tell me if anything here is funny

http://www.derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-curtsibling
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Well that was fun you guys can play some pretty neato piano stuff
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>gon eqd
>first thing
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/01/new-falloutequestria-side-stories.html

>scroll down
>chrysalis anon image from mlpg
>used with no credit
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/story-her-weight-in-affection.html

jesus fuck
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There aren't enough fapfics about mentally breaking the main cast.

Breaking Rarity had a weak happy ending, and RGP only caused some light emotional scarring but nothing therapy won't fix.
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>>3103203
Okay, imagine there's a writer okay
and he wants to do stuff with what was in FO:E
so he dials it all up by 500%

>main character is a red and black bisexual mare who gets depressed when she does too much good
>surrounds herself with the whiniest and most grim-futured people imaginable including an alicorn who is literally made up of the sad parts of thousands of minds put together
>gets a thousand kinds of cancer
>over the course of four hundred thousand words gets guts ripped out and putback in
>finds a gun that poisons her with horrible melty radiation every time she fires it
>loses an eye which grows back as a horrible gigantic tumor that then needs to be removed
>has a heart attack but gets better
>has a gunfight in a club with Daft Punk at the turntables
then, in three chapters, she gets her other eye blown out, destroys a battleship with suicide gun, gets crushed under it as it sinks, then put onto a boat to recover
the boat gets boarded by people she fought earlier and she sacrifices herself to keep a little kid safe and the attackers procede to NAIL HER LIMBS TO THE DECK OF THE SHIP AND RAPE HER FOR HOURS. THEN SHE DIES.

THAT WAS FIVE MONTHS AGO AND WE'RE MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND WORDS PAST THAT POINT.

I'VE DONE SOME SERIOUS ANALYSIS AND COME UP WITH THE THEMES OF THIS STORY:
RAPE
ANGST
POINTLESS VIOLENCE
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lil dashie is a good dashie
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>>3103308
Because there is no God.
>>3103310
I did it so I could warn others!
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>>3103321
Appa should complain
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>>3103321
>going to eqd
>2012
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>>3103321
I wonder how many of my images they had used without permission?
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>>3102807
Here's a coloring attempt.
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>>3103130

Would you a Buttershy?
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>>3103321
>From MLPG

Nigga apple posted that shit to his DA and his incredibly popular tumblr. That ain't MLPG. And neither is Apple.
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>>3103326
WHY
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>>3103339
You forgot the knot.
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>>3103324
agreed.
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>>3103340
yes. But I'm into that sort of thing
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>>3103321
>go to eqd
>see luna with headphones from fiw
>0 credit to me
lol
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>>3103339
My heart....
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>>3103324
Wait, the fuck is RGP?
I've seen this acronym everywhere
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>>3103326
So this whole thing is played straight? No parody, no self awareness?
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>>3103326

>Nail her limbs to the deck of the ship and rape her for hours

W-what chapter is that? You know, for r-research.
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>>3103339
eve consider using paint tool sai and the stabalizer?
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>>3103316
ha ha ha ha

HA HA HA HA
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>>3103349
>Thinking they would ever credit the evilbad porn drawer that made Fluttershy cry.
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>>3103355
Rarity's generous plan
I think
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>>3103130
>>3103340
mother of fuck I love this artist's Buttershy. I would absolutely cuddle the fuck out of her.
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>>3103326
UUUUUUUU
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>>3103365
>>3103316
these are amazing.
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>>3103355
Its an acronym for the in crowd here in MLPG.
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>>3103316
Speaking of derpibooru, anyone willing to share some tags for it?
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>>3103365
>ded
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>>3103376
The guy is a genius.
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>>3103365
MY SIDES
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>>3103381
Explain
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>>3103373
Fuck you spoonfeeding asshole.
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>>3103316
>Firefox can't find the server at www.derpiboo.ru
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>>3103340
But Fluttershy is a bodybuilder!
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>>3103384
>>3103385
Pfhahahahaha
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>>3103360
Not that guy, but I read like, 2chapters of it once.

I got the feeling that it knew it was a bit much, but it certainly wasn't a parody or anything.
It definitely thought it was worth taking seriously, but it might not all the time.


I might be remembering wrongly though, and it might have changed later or something.
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>>3103313
>>3103273
>>3103233

Fuck it, decide to compile some of the best
And yes that is a picture of him
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>>3103397
Oh.. he's black. Its excusable, i aint even mad anymore.
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>>3103326
So...the original story is tame by those standards..
Ok...
I think I need a drink.
And several after.
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>>3103374
I don't know, the horse face might make it awkward.
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>>3103397
>Buck yeah
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Oh yeah that reminds me, the Fighting is Magic team went to Evo, right? Any news about that?
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>>3103240

Zecora's always been the friendly, mystical would-be mentor and all-around pretty nice person... but I'd like to see what she's capable of if say, someone attacks her hut and she can't reason with them.

What happens if she seriouses the fuck up and has to use all that Alchemy and Mysticism aggressively?
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>>3103400
Muslim Malay, actually. But it offsets the rage all the same
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>>3103326
So bassicly FOE is fluffy rape stories for the PC audience.
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>>3103407
>back legs smaller than front
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>>3103289
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>>3103345
How could I be so forgetful?

>>3103364
I do use SAI, but sorry if it looks a bit sloppy I used my mouse and am on my bed at the moment.
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>>3103400
>>3103411
Why? Minorities are allowed to be retarded?
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>>3103407
I'd actually like to see this.
You can now call me a faggot and fuck my face violently.
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>>3103413
Shut up Tiarawhy.
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>>3103413
No, that was the side story to FOE
Someone's tryhard side story that is for some UNGODLY reason still going.
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>>3103397
>liking MictheMicrophone
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>>3103406
They didn't actually go themselves, they sent a guy with the most recent build of the game and let people play. Pretty much the only new things were Rainbow Dash's stage (featuring her theme) and Pinkie's special move.
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>>3103343
THAT'S ONE CHARACTER
WE ALSO HAVE
>P-21, WHO WAS THE VICTIM OF MALE RAPE FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE
>MORNING/FALLEN GLORY, BLACKJACK'S (THE MAIN CHARACTER) SHOE-HORNED-IN LOVER WHO HASN'T DONE JACK SHIT IN THREE NOVELS WORTH OF TEXT
>LACUNAE, THE AFOREMENTIONED ALICORN MADE OF EVERY BAD MEMORY EVERY PERSON IN UNITY HAS EVER HAD
>RAMPAGE, A PSYCHOPATHIC AMALGAMATION OF A SHITTON OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM A DEAD NURSE TO FUCKING TWIST TO A INFANTICIDAL SERIAL KILLER WHO CANNOT DIE AND OFTEN LAPSES INTO DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES OF WHICH THE ONLY WAY TO RECOVER FROM IS TO SHOOT HER INTO A BLOODY PASTE
>STYGIUS, A BATPONY FOR NO GOOD REASON
>PSYCHOSHY (NO I AM NOT KIDDING THAT IS HER NAME, HER ACTUAL FUCKING NAME) WHO IS THE ACTUAL DAUGHTER OF FLUTTERSHY AND GOLDENBLOOD WHO SECRETLY RAN ALL OF THE MINISTRIES DURING THE TIME OF THE WAR, WHO WAS PUT INTO STASIS FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS
>SCOTCH TAPE, THE DAUGHTER OF P-21 THOUGH SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE THE STABLE P-21, HER, AND BLACKJACK WERE IN HAD A SYSTEM IN PLACE THAT USED MALES ONLY FOR BREEDING AND NOT FATHERHOOD OR ANYTHING

BLACKJACK BECOMES A CYBERNETIC HORSE AFTER THE 33RD CHAPTER WHO EATS METAL AND GEMS

P-21 IS GAY AND HIS LOVER GETS HIS FACE MELTED OFF AND IS ALSO ADDICTED TO MORPHINE

BLACKJACK DOES INDEED MAKE A "MY VISION IS AUGMENTED JOKE" AT ONE POINT

I'M SO FUCKING MAD
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I like this Horse.
This horse is amazing.

Would you give it a lick?
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>>3103421
MLPG is being retarded.

A retard is a retard regardless of skin.
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>>3103430
Only if it tasted of Classical Music
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>>3103423
stop capitalizing the t!

>>3103424
oh well that sucks.

>>3103430
we korea now?
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>>3103397
this doesnt feel real anymore. this is trolling.
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Did you do anything productive today, MLPG?
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>>3103430
Octavia is a pretty classy pone.
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>>3103429

>Psychoshy
>not Nuttershy

does he even fan-names
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>>3103429
pls stop
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>>3103430
I would 6 pool rush it
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time for bed
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>>3103421
>>3103436

It's just funny because it's kind of unexpected, there's a juxtaposition of two things that don't seem to fit together, but when they do come together it's strange and cute, in a way. That's why black weeaboos don't get picked on as much.
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>>3103438
Sure.

Kimchi.
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>>3103442
CASUAL SCUM
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>>3103429
dear mad anon,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wZiqJlu3U

you need this more than you think.
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>>3103438
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
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>>3103429
Oh god more. This is too fuking hilarious.
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>>3103442
I will draw and write, perhaps code.
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>>3103438

start capitalizing the t.
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>>3103445
I'M GOING TO BED
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW ANGRY I WAS UNTIL I ACTUALLY STARTED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAD READ
I'M ACTUALLY TYPING MY CAPTCHAS IN FULL CAPS
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>>3103407
>>3103422

>step on a vine
>hear something snap
>duck just in time to avoid a bottle tied to the end of a branch as it swings forward and smashes open on a nearby tree or rock
>you catch an odd smell in the air before you spot the billowing green smoke
>and then you see a fucking Manticore corpse powered by some unholy magic, as it bursts from the ground at your feet, coming after you
>you try to run, but your feet have turned into tree roots
>there's a hive of parasprites growing out of your back and they're swarming you and tearing at your face oh shit oh fuck
>Zecora watches as you writhe on the ground, your pupils the size of dimes as you hallucinate violently under the effects of that psychotropic potion.
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>>3103442
>learn how to write like a normal person instead of autistic 5 year old

should be added to your list
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>>3103442
Things that I must do today:
Work (Check)

Optional:
Sleep

Yes.
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>>3103442
nope.mp4
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>>3103430
Octavia seems the type to know several languages.
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>>3103443

Yes, she is.

I really love her mane.
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>>3103326
>>3103429
It's like 40k with ponies and fallout
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>>3103442
>bbq with friends
>drunk mario party
>back stabing bastards stealing stars
>ai cheats
nope
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>>3102730

Gilda is indeed King Lesbian.

Honestly, she comes comes off as a very jealous butch lesbian who is pissed her former girlfriend found someone new.
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>>3103442
Who's Maria?
Is she cute?
Would she like me?
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>>3103450
faget
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>>3103442
>dorf fort

Mah peasant.
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>>3103481
>ai cheats
they always do, the cunts.
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>>3103472
>You will never go on a binge with Zecora that would make Hunter S. Thompson jealous.
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>>3103473
Left-handedness and dry-erase do not mix well.
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>>3103442
This is my list of things to do today
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>>3103439
Oh, it's real. I just found out I met the guy before. I even complimented him on his Junpei cosplay.
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>gilda is favorite character

this is the type of person who likes FOE
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>>3103442
Thinks I must do today:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Optional:
VIDEO GAMES HOLY SHIT MY BACKLOG IS MASSIVE
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>>3103442
I was going to edge all day, but someone came back home so that's fucked.
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>>3103496
what game is this
and don't say second life
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>>3103499
I gave away my white board...

Oh well.
Paper will do for me.
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>>3103442
All my sketches were awful and I need another sketchbook.:
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>>3103516
elder scrolls of oblivion: skyrim.
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>>3103407

We know what happens from the nightmare night episode.

Those illusions? Not illusions, everyone were just tripping balls after inhaling that powder.
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>>3103479
AT LEAST 40K CAN TAKE ITSELF AS A JOKE AT TIMES
THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT
IT'S LIKE THE AUTHOR JUST SITS AND THINKS OF WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE AND THEN WRITES A STORY AROUND IT
CHARACTERS DIE FOR NO GOOD REASON IN POINTLESSLY HORRIBLE WAYS AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING SUCKS HUGE, UNLIKABLE BALLS
AND IT GOES ON FOREVER. THE AUTHOR ESTIMATED THAT THE STORY WAS HALF OVER WHEN BLACKJACK DIED BUT HAS KEPT *-^_ACCIDENTALLY_^-* WRITING TOO MUCH AND TURNING SINGLE CHAPTERS INTO TWO, SOMETIMES THREE OR FOUR CHAPTER LONG ABOMINATIONS. IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE OVER.
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>>3103502
I can't really hate Pacce too much since he's done 2 adorable as fuck Derpy/Carrot Top fics.
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>>3103496
neat! Any porn in there?
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so, i got this legit bro for the Friend-Off.

if i knew anything about drawing, i'd have clever things to say.
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>>3103522
>not being cheap printing paper master race
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>>3103527
Got anymore moments from the fic?
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So I want to do a re-write of Tom Wait's "What's he building in there" into a cupcakes version and record it but I'm not sure where I'd go off making changes.

Would MLPG be interested in helping?

Here's the original lyrics.

What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines... He never
Waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from
The rest of us... He's all
To himself... I think I know
Why... He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see... He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying... and
What about all those packages
He sends. What's he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What's he building
In there... I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for
The children what's he building
In there?

Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor... and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low... and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show...
He has a router
And a table saw... and you
Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
Of course... But there's also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse... What's he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia...
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little
Time in jail...
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune he's
Always whistling...
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?

We have a right to know...
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>>3103527
Calm down, Anon.
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>>3103472

>you corner Zecora, sharpening your knife and taunting her, saying how nice her head will look mounted on your wall after you're through with her
>She knocks a few bottles off the shelf as she grabs haphazardly for a flask of some mixture before throwing it at you
>it breaks, soaking you in some clear fluid
>it smells pretty bad, but doesn't appear to harm you
>"What, is that it? That's all you got?"
>then she spits on you
>you faintly hear a sputtering sound like water in a frying pan full of grease, before you burst into flames
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>>3103541
>Into a cupcakes version
Please no.
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>>3103536
the main character's shoehorned love interest looks like rainbow dash now because

uh

I don't really know
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>>3103488
1. Maria is my cousin who I'm trying to get to move in with me, since my roommate's moving out and I can't afford the rent.

2. Yes

3. Probably not


Ponies!
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>>3103541
>Cupcakes

Sorry bro, no can't help.
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>>3103527

Anon, what chapter is the ship rape?
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>>3103527
seriously dude

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wZiqJlu3U

go put this in another tab.
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>>3103527
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
No tears now
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>>3103407
>One of Celestia's guards decides to rough up the alchemist, paranoid about her rumors of being an enchantress.
>She opens the door to the loud knock, and is dazed when the kick connects, causing several vials to spill on the ground, shattering their contents on the ground.
>"So, this is where the witch brews her brews, eh?" he remarks, walking in, coughing lightly at the fumes.
>The Zebra struggles to get to her feet but manages a chuckle.
>"A guard of the sun so brazenly enters my room, it is a shame that thanks to his actions, he will find it hard to move..."
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>>3103551
>family member
>roommate
>female family member roommate

nothing at all sounds good about this bro
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>>3103527
Are your jimmies rustled?

It seems like you are trained in gorilla warfare.
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>>3103569
Oh god everything about that picture just screams autism
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>>3103559
>>3103562

>combine these videos for greater effect
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>>3103568
Zecora taking advantage of a Guard that isn't able to move? More please.
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>>3103541
I'm not a fan of tom waits so I can't help you.
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>>3103568

You can't rhyme for shit, can you?
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>>3103442
>no whiteboard

Meh
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>>3103569
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>>3103326
So the story kept going after the main character died?
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>>3103569
>sick of haters bellow that I hate Rebeca black club
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>>3103569
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>3103541
>cupcakes
Why do you people have to do this, it's so old, so overused. C'mon now.
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>>3103589
>Keep things casual
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>>3103569
There is so much to hat in that picture
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>>3103582
Nope.
And that is why I fucking hate Zecora's speech habits.
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>>3103541
>cupcakes

Do Rainbow Factory or a Generic Bioware story instead.
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>>3103574
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>>3103573

>I suck at math :D

Almost. Everyone knows aspies love them some math.
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>>3103600
>>3103568

"A headstrong guard so brazenly enters - but soon he will suddenly find he's off-center..."
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>>3103589
>group date

Is that the feminist version of a gang bang?
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apparently, at an SD yesterday in El Paso, CM Punk tried to get an "Eddie" chant started, but the crowd wasn't into it.

they forgot Eddie.

in his own hometown. they forgot Eddie.

FUCK.
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>>3103596

Fits with the subject matter at hand, brah.

If you can suggest something that fits with the theme of the song then by all means tell me.
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>>3103613

Aspie here - math is my weakest subject.
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>go on derpipoo
>actually find a decent comic
ITS A MIRACLE
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>>3103610
Pretty awesome isn't it?
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>>3103614
>Off-center.
But I wanted petrification.
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>>3103616
bassicly she wants to see if any of the beta faggot friends are alphas to bang.
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>>3103623
Heh, alright
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>>3103600
Don't worry, not everyone has the talent.

So uh, get bent.
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>>3103623
eugh
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>>3103623
well

it's nothing if not unsettling
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>>3103620
Even >>3103602 sounds better.
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>>3103623
is derpporuu slow and shitty like the last site? i havnt been to it yet.
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>>3103631
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>>3103623
Why would you need to xray someone's teeth? Just look in their mouth.
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>>3103589
>No friends
>actually manage to get a girlfriend
>she doens't understand why i don't want friends
>gets bored because she can't spend time with my friends
>leaves
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>>3103632

>"You come in here, speak in so harsh a tone -
>But you'll find that's quite hard, when your lips have turned to stone."
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>>3103650
are you serious?
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>>3103623
>There is a skeleton living inside of ponies!
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>>3103650
So you can see the roots and nerves.
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>>3103650
>Why would you need to xray someone's teeth?
uh

Ever been to the dentist?
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>>3103536
yes, actually.
>the raiders around Hoofington are cannibals who look like they're rotting and are basically zombies
>it turns out that it's a disease
>after wandering around doing shit, Blackjack and P-21 find out that their Stable has become the base of operations for raider attacks
>they go back
>it turns out that some of the original people who lived in the stable have been infected because of hirelings sent in when the stable was originally breached being recycled into the Soylent Green-like food processing system
>Blackjack's mom's head is the first thing they see mounted on a spike
>they get captured
>immortal regenerating Rampage is shipped off to be an endless food source for the cannibals
>P-21 is taken by the now-cannibal Overmare
>Blackjack escapes or some shit
>sneaks around and finds that there are non-infected survivors hiding in the maintenance tunnels
>goes and pieces her team back together
>turns out that P-21 is being pegged by the overmare in her bedroom and that this was a common thing back before they escaped the stable
>blackjack rescues him and they go wipe out the infected
>while she isn't looking the people put the infected corpses into the food reprocsessor and many get infected although they don't know who
>blackjack sends her team out with Scotch Tape who she is sure is okay
>instigates a protocol that will flood the stable with chlorine gas and plans on dying there too to atone for the innocents that will die too
>is teled out
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>>3103650
Tell me you're joking.
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>>3103650
I never want to see your mouth or smell your breath ever
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>>3103650
You've never had a dental x-ray done?

>britfag_detected.jpg
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>3103558
It's Chapter 32 or 33 IIRC
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>>3103631
this revelation has brought me to tears. from the depths of my cold, black heart, I thank you.
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>>3103679
[screams internally]
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>>3103658
And to think, I shipped Dayguard with her.
Christ.

THOSE greentexts would be some shit.
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>>3103679
*fart*
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>>3103679
WHAT.

WHAT IS IT.
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we ded

Postan random pic
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>>3103633
>Pinkie, Inkie, Blinkie
>Blinky, Inky, Pinky

Somebody draw them as ghosts chasing a Treekicker pacman head.
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>>3103679
*burp*
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>>3103692
Twilight no, that's bad for your neck
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>>3103692
Fuck you
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>>3103688

>Day Guard
>shipped with Zecora

What.
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>>3103698
W-What am I looking at?
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>>3103691
H3Y TH3R3!!
1 D1D1N'T KNOW YOU SH1TPOST3D H3R3 TOO!
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>>3103698
what the

is that her bellybutton

what is going on in that picture.
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WHO WANTS A HUG?
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>>3103703
WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD SKIDDIE?
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>>3103674
Ya got me.
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>>3103692
She's bobbing her head so nicely to this Diamond Dogs song.
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>>3103692
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>>3103679
>>3103691
>>3103703
HSG pls go

pls

go
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>>3103708
No.
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>>3103709
WHY 4R3 YOU TYP1NG 1N 4LL C4PS??
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>>3103692
We dancy now
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>>3103708
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>>3103715
>game controller
>slight error on the rightmost monitor

shooped
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>>3103708

>Not crotch-boobs

2/10 would not hug.
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>>3103708
pls no

pls
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>>3103703

wwhat shitpostin

im just hangin out

like a normal kid, postin ponies
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>>3103716

let's do this shit. again.
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>>3103732
God, that horse is ugly.
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>>3103715
>gamepad

Hoppip finally finished pony cart with show like cutscenes.
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>you will never be a little girl, prancing in the meadows
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>>3103732
I kind of like that pony... Am I bad person?
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>>3103738
Kenya is a waifu tier alien emo kid

But an alien emo kid nonetheless
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>>3103716
Desperate.

Your turn.
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>>3103741

>he will never hold you in his arms and make you feel warm and safe and loved
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>>3103749
Desperate
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>>3103722
Are there any more of these?
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>>3103741

>Being without my dick and naturally enhanced strength along with heightened potential for strength.

Fuck you.
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>>3103748
>you will never chat about awful fiction novels with a snarky pseudointellectual over a cup of coffee
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>>3103757
I'd post the Fluttershy one but I'm getting a duplicate file error.
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>>3103699
A greentext where Nightguard dragged her co-captain to a ponyville bar so he could attempt to unwind.
He remarked that she was perhaps too unwound for her own good.
Yadda yadda.
She mentions that he is getting eyed by some mare.
After some tips and some prodding, he goes to talk to the zebra,
Thy ended up talking far past the closing time of the bar.
Bleh.
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>>3103757
No. I don't know what you're talking about. More of what?
>(Dead)
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>>3103741
>You will never die from smallpox
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>>3103708
...I would. I would like that very much.
Nonsexually, even.
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>>3103751
>hold you in his arms and make you feel warm and safe and loved
>start remembering our conversation about Two Headed Boy, pt. 2 yesterday
Feels.
So many of them.
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>>3103743

no i think shes pretty

havve some more ponies
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>>3103748

>Kans
>waifu tier
>not Spider-Bitch
>or Redglare
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>>3103708
>not wanting chestboob dash to hug you, her massive malleable mammaries squishing against your chest, figuratively and literally warming your heart, and leaking tiny droplets of delicious milk onto your shirt
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>>3103763
If you click on the Duplicate Fire Error text it will take you to the post it is attached to and then you can link to that post from here.
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>>3103752
Desperate.
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>>3103749
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
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>>3103777
I'm sorry
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>>3103769
Ponychan pls go
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>>3103762
;_;
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You will never learn to draw without talent.
Give it up.

Talent is everything.
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>>3103781
Can't a nigga want a hug from a marshmallow pony?
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Any non-pony waifufags here?
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>>3103644
no
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>>3103785
But what if I do have talent and I don't know it because I've never applied myself?
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>go to ponyville
>see this 24/7
i thnk i'd get sick eventually.
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>>3103773
Shit, it's been forever since I read hamsteak. All I remember is Aradia's living self being so fucking perfect and so fucking cute.

And sollux using vim master race to edit his shitty esoteric language hello worlds.
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>>3103788

yap.
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>>3103785
You will never learn to control the world without genetics.
Give it up.

Genetics is everything.
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>>3103788
hi
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>>3103785
Oh god, I saw some 17 year old girl in her 6th year in art school today and I wanted to cut off my useless hands.
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>>3103784
>This tumblr will never be updated again
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>>3103788
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>>3103788
Seaweed from /g/ is my waifu
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>>3103793

be honest, i never read Hoobastank. i just hung out in the general occasionally, saved art i liked. functioned in somewhat an ambassadorial capacity.
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>>3103784
;_;

>>3103788
I had other waifus before Twilight claimed me, after a long dry spell where I hadn't waifu'd for over a year.
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>>3103788
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>>3103791
I fucking love Ragingsemi.
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>>3103778
I take it he was agreeable?
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>>3103791
Why would you save that?
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>>3103767
Bobby head ponies like >>3103692
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>>3103800
Well don't draw.
You will never catch up.
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>>3103810
Isn't that like saying you like Skrillex or Nickelback?
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>>3103819

that's not true, /co/. you can do it. i believe in you. seriously.
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>>3103819
But I have to draw, it is my dream and my passion.

I'll do it even if it kills me
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>>3103801
>tfw I started coloring these but never finished them cause somebody beat me to it and was better
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>>3103827
Don't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in you!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9JVK5v2EJI
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Meh
>>
I don't really watch the news and stuff, but what is the hold up with season 3? it's been a long time since s2 ended...
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>>3103788
Don't tell anybody.
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>>3103837
>see video name
>close tab
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>>3103839
>8k hours
>master
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>>3103837

>browse /v/
>see that thread
>close /v/
>come here
>see this link pop up
>immediately know some faggot is reposting /v/ front page threads in MLPG yet again
>I was right

Seriously though, can you stop? We would go to /v/ if we wanted to see this.
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>>3103835
kamina pls stay

pls

;_;
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>>3103837
>Sonic shirt
My shit
oh my shit
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>>3103842
>>3103837
Miles pls
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>>3103849
no
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>>3103791

I wouldn't
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>>3103842
>not the superior level 5 version
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>>3103837
>>3103837
>>3103837
>>3103837
>>3103837
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>>3103860
that was the last anime i watched before i stoped going to /a/ and converted to /co/. Still no new index or rail gun though, meh.
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>>3103791
I wouldn't ever give a fuck. Unless one of them "winked" at me. Then I'd vomit
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>>3103837

>game over
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>>3103864
SO THIS IS YOUR DOING!
I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME GLIMMER OF GOOD WITHIN, BUT NOW I KNOW YOU ARE PURE EVIL.
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>>3103864
You would like that, wouldn't you?
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>>3103837

>That feel when this faggot has better-looking quads than you do

Welp, time to hit the gym.
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Good morning MLPG!

As you may have heard, I'm taking the poll for the next "Quest", since I feel I haven't repaid the debt of laughs and good times you've given me yet.

So follow the link and cast your vote if you'd care to do so. I'll inform everyone of the standings after I've grabbed some breakfast and give people time to vote.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/NLR3P6Z

Have a pleasant morning everyone!
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>>3103870
It's an involuntary thing. They can't really help it.
>>
>/v/ makes keyboard play room
>someone playing rickroll
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>HSG
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>>3103875
I TOLD YOU!
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>>3103882
YOU GUYS HAD BETTER VOTE TWILIGHTQUEST
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>>3103882

What are the results looking like so far?

Also you have the weirdest-ass sleep schedule.
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>>3103894
You piece of shit now they're not going to
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>>3103888
>referring to 'never Gonna Give You Up' as rickroll

>>>/b/
>>>/hm/
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>>3103840
no info at all?
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>>3103882
>good morning
>I was here when he arrived yesterday
>still here when he left
>still here now that he's arrived again
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>>3103894
Fuck you, I'm writing in Fluer-de-Lis
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>>3103882
Oh, and a note to the anon who typed in Rarity in the other section if he's here, please refrain from voting for ones already done. Even if I think RQ didn't turn out that great, I'm not about to double back and redo the whole thing so soon. Thanks.

And refrain from double voting, please.
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>>3103875

She loves everyone. even the unlovable. even the scum. but She loves them less.
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>>3103883
I know. But it still disgusts me. I might laugh if I thought "Om nom nom." when I saw it.
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>>3103889
And yet they kicked US out.
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>>3103894
I voted for Derpy.
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>>3103916
Its okay b/c its not furry. Alien pedophilia = ok
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>>3103788
i have about 50 waifus
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>>3103913
It means they desperately need your attention.
Why would you be disgusted by that?
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>>3103912
>Chrysalis
>Love

She doesn't love anything but herself. In fact the only reason she "cares" about her armies is so that they'll do her bidding. She's a narcissist. And that's why I hate her. She reminds me of myself.
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>>3103894

Fuck that, I've had enough of the mane six. I'm in the mood for princesses.

I'm down with either Luna or Celestia.
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>>3103898
Yeah, I know. I need to reset my sleep schedule as it stands. Might attempt today. But I digress.

I'll post the current standings in a bit, need to whip up something to eat.
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>>3103931
...so you don't have any?
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>>3103931
I have sucked about 40 dicks

Thats four tens
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>>3103931

Inb4 autistic waifu definition anon
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>>3103912
I thought she hated everyone.
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>>3103889
What?


What?
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>>3103934
We know nothing about her but

>It's my duty to feed my people
>We eat love
>We do not give one fuck about your well being, only ours
>I came here to romance shining armor to take down the shield which was put up to keep me from getting in
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>>3103883
Imagine one apologizing after you catch her winking at you, explaining the heat's been hard on her, but she'll be fine once she gets back home to her husband.
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>>3103932
I would be flattered, personally, but I'm not going to fuck every mare that throws me a wink.
Unless that sort of thing was standard in Equestria...
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>>3103916

doesn't threaten their sexuality. is less noticeable, in general.

and THEY didn't kick US out. 4chan kicked out the bronies. we were just guilty by association.
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>>3103932
Because it's so weird. I dunno. Can't they just ask me for my help instead of sticking there ass in my face and making their vagina talk to me?
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>>3103952
Bugfanon really has gotten out of hand. In the show, chrysalis is an attempt at a good "gray area evil" villain gone horribly wrong because >show for little girls

>tfw she would have made a good movie villain but we'll probably get discord and lolsorandumchaoticevilxD
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>>3103903
>preach love and tolerance
>ignore everyone
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>>3103974
They wouldn't stick their ass in your face.
You'd probably just see one walking by and winking. It just means they're horny.
And, considering they're intelligent like humans, they'd probably be a bit embarrassed about it. Like a guy walking around who gets a boner.
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>>3103980

>Implying we preach love and tolerance

Sod off, faggot. You can google that shit.

Though so far Mayor has a confirmed line in S3
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>>3103984
>Living on earth
>All human crotches are face level
>They get these huge fucking boners all the time
>>
Does anyone have the link for the Skyrim mod that has realistic horse vaginas?

I need it for reasons
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>>3103980
>preach love and tolerance
BUT YOUR WRONG FAGET
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>>3103980
Guaranteed replies
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>>3103984
Then I'd stand in the center of town and yell at the top of my lungs: "WEAR SOME FUCKING PANTS YOU HORNY HORSES!!!!!!"
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>>3103980

haha go fuck yourself
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>>3103980

Horse is ded.
Go home.
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>watching gummo for the first time

its like mlpg the movie exactly
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>>3103980
>guaranteed replies
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>>3103980
We don't preach love and tolerance.
That's those other guys.
We don't know exactly when season 3 will start, but it won't be until October at the earliest.
Just like the past two seasons.
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>>3103980
>Preach and tolerance.

Nah.
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>>3103990
Lyra pls go

If you stay here Bonbon is going to get on and I don't want to talk to Bonbon.
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>>3104011
So don't talk to her.
I'll do the talking.
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>>3103994
I would do my best to ignore it. Or perhaps take it as a signal to use to my advantage. There's no need to make a scene.
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Rolling time!

1-3 Bed
4-6 Pone
7-9 More vidya
0 Say something nice about Chrysalis.
Dubs Fap to Chrysalis.

Living on the razor's edge!
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>>3104011
bonbon is such a bitch

a lot of ponies are bitches

what happened to perfect, innocent, naive equestria? it died in s2
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>>3103934
>>3103945

oh, no. you've got it all wrong. She IS love, She IS pleasure. and She's going to love you, whether you want it or not.
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>>3104019
Thank you, kind Anon. I appreciate your help in this most serious of matters.
>>
Now someone will replay to EVER post that replied to the "love & tolerance" thing and say something badass, like:
"Really guys?"
"Fuck, you people are easy."
or
">lel ponyfag iz lejunz X3"
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>>3104029
Not even in her dreams.
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>>3104035

Stop being autistic
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>>3104029
She's a very beautiful bug horse thing. And I'm sure she could bring me to levels of bliss and pleasure I've never dreamed of.
BUT AT WHAT COST?
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>>3104035
>EVER
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>>3104035
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Just gonna post these here because I find them amusing and I'm bored

This is all from the current HSG thread

Doesn't include the gay inflation/hyperfat furry porn dump
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>>3104049
Your poor, unfortunate soul and your freedom. And your voice.
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>>3104029
What the fuck are you talking about? She's like any normal fucking human woman, only shapeshifting.

Bitch? Check. Feeds off love and attention? Check. Kind of dumb at times? Check and check.
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>>3104049

She'll give you everything you want. and all She asks in return is everything you need.
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>>3104049
You get tired and kind of zoned out. It takes weeks or a cadence rape to recover.
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>>3104057

There goes my boner.

Fuck you, asshole.
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>>3104049
Just ask Shining Armor

>hey cadence, when did you get rid of the claw? That thing was gnarly
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>>3104057
>erione
Okay I laughed.
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>>3104062
Aaaaaaaahhhh~
Aaaaaaaaahhhhh~
Aaaaaaaahhh~
AaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhH~
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>>3104067
That confused me.
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>>3104024
Pone on man
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>>3104062
>>3104067
>>3104069
>>3104080
I'm getting mixed messages here. I just don't think it would be worth it.
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>>3104067
>and all She asks in return is everything you need.

>Chrysalis have sex with me
>Okay, no more oxygen, food, or water for you. Now, stick it in me.
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>>3103980
but that is wrong, we take MLP's ideals and then turn them into twisted caricatures of themselves to fuel our hatred and spite for the show.
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>>3104105
Because you're talking to a few poor fools who have already fallen and one who keeps fighting for freedom to all Anons. There are better ponies out there for you Anon. Ones that won't force you into slavery for their affection.
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>>3104111
>Implying love & tolerance has anything to do with the show.
The message of the show is friendship. L&T is a meaningless catchphrase.
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>>3104094

give Her your soul. get your fantasies.
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>>3104120
>you're
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>>3104114
All the posts were pretty much against the "fuck the bug" plan dude
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>>3104120
Thought so.

Like I'd ever give my soul to my nemesis!
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>>3103990
>human in Equestria
>their crotch is near ponies eye level
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>>3104114
I know. I would not give myself to the queen. There's a normal cute pony I like.
But I still wish Chrysalis could be saved somehow. I just want them to try using the elements on her. Just to see what would happen.
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>>3104129
Shining armor came out fine

he didn't have a soul in the first place
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FUCK YOU ROSE EVERYTHING IS PONY
NOW DRAW A DONKEY
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>>3104128
There was just the one. The other just said you'd get tired and the other said to ask Shining Armor who seemed to enjoy Chrysalis.
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>>3104138
Lyra is a very pretty pony
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>>3104134
This one right?
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>>3104138

get dunked anon
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>>3104142
2 people watch the show and one is making up crazy fanon?
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>>3104120
My soul? Don't I need that? And most of my fantasies involve fun times with cute pones. She can't give me that.
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>>3104116
think again foolaid, friendship is love&tolerance's product.. like refined sugar, l&t is are friendship's parents
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>>3104148
Has Lyra dunking a Bonbon-colored basketball been drawn yet?
If not someone needs to get on it.
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>>3104154
1/10
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>>3104151
the underlings never get any love

go ask them
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>>3104150
>Implying almost everything we talk about here isn't fanon

Go to bed, Daytime MLPG.
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>>3104138
>eexpecting people to know what you're talking about.
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>>3104147
YES. And I wouldn't give her up for anything.
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>>3104160
I didn't expect anybody except Rose to know what I was talking about.
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My heart belongs to one princess, and one princess only.
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>>3104134

>saved

there's nothing to save. She is as nature made Her.
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Why can't I just snuggle with chrysalis like any other pone?

Is cuddles too much to ask for? Can't I get a bug hug without the mystical slaaneshi chants?
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>>3104154
I hope you realize that what you just posted doesn't really make any sense.
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>>3104158
Hmm...

>Be nice to her underlings
>Gain information about her weaknesses and allies
>Usurp her with her own Changeling horde

I like this plan. It's the plan that created Chip.
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>>3104138
Get dun-
>>3104148
aw...
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>>3104183
>spess marine king of changelings
>demands that all changelings take the form of marines so they're not too heretical
>everyone fights over who gets to be a commissar
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>>3104171
People like you are the reason Luna became Nightmare Moon!
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Looks like we ded again! Random picture time!
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>>3104174
I'll bet I could hug the evil out of her.
She just needs a dose of friendship.
You know who could turn her around? Mr. Rogers.
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>>3104179
Because Chrysalis is a villain that wouldn't want cuddles. Only slaves.
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>>3104198
...cuddleslaves?
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>>3104195
>Mfw he could.
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>>3104164
not even with glasses do I find Scootaloo likeable
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>>3104193

I don't dislike Luna, she's just no Celestia.
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>>3104198
She only wants love.

She can drain me dry and toss me out with the monthly banana peels. All I want is a hug.
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>>3104181
I hope you realize that you are an adult worshiping a show intended for little girls.
Your opinion is invalid.
check & mate.
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>>3104200
No. Not cuddle slaves. Slave slaves. Ones that will bash their head repeatedly against a hard object just because she said to.
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>>3104200
>You will never be broken into a helpless, desperate cuddleslave for the pone you love.
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>>3104171
But both princesses are lovely
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>>3104160
the fuck is rose doing posting at 4am on monday when she has school
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>>3104195

you can't save somebody from what they are. you could destroy Her. you could imprison Her. but you can't save Her.
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>>3104211
>not crawing dat velvet pussy
>2012 q3
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>>3104192
They could take turns being commissars. Or we could have a raffle! With all donations going to help convert Changelings still loyal to Chrysalis into seeing the light.
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>>3104216
But I don't.
And it isn't.
I don't know who you are, or where you've come from, or what you're doing here, but you are a very silly anon.
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>>3104225

livin on the edge
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>>3104225
Oh my god.
If I had been in either of those trains I would have had a heart attack.
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>>3104231
Well, that just makes me sad.
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>>3104213
you're too into canon chroosulass

no fun
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>>3104213
>Drain me dry
What happens when she sucks up all your love? Is that even possible?
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>>3104174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfMUt0Kb-1I#t=1m23s
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So how about pretty pony gifs then?
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>tfw no new GF
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>>3104252
I thought I told you to go to bed, Daytime MLPG.
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>>3104174
>You will never stick your dick in that hand hole
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>>3104174
My trypophobia is going nuts here
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>>3104273
>pointy chin

not how pony jaws work
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>>3104260
You die. And she doesn't care because she has plenty of foolish people like you to feed off of. It's quite pathetic really.
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>>3104260

you're given a choice.

live as a bitter, angry whatever-you-once-were for the rest of your miserable life, or live forever, reborn as a Changeling thrall.
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>>3104273


>>3104286
You're being picky.
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>>3104290
>live as a bitter, angry whatever-you-once-were for the rest of your miserable life

Nothing_changed.txt
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>>3104285
>google trypophobia
>scan page quickly
>click images
>NOPE harder than I've ever noped before
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>>3104290
>This is what Changeling food really believes.

I would suggest reading the picture in >>3103934 before you make your choice, Anon.
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>>3104293
mustache
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>>3104298

>Rover 6

Stop voting multiple times Klondike.
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>>3104293
I hate to see Pinkie sad. More than any other pone, I can't stand bad stuff happening to her.
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>>3104307
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>>3104317
That's it. I'm going back and finding my Pinkie dies story and capping it.
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>>3104293
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>>3104335
Ow my boner
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>>3104290
>Live forever
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
SOMETHING NEW HAS BEEN ADDED.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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>>3104273

Ok.
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>>3104306

they're absolutely nothing but food to Her. but they have the chance to become so much more.
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>>3104335
FFFFFFFFFFUCK this is the most arousing pone GIF I have.
I don't know.... Something about it..... It makes me feel weird.
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>>3104298
We need delegates from the night thread states to push Luna ahead in the primaries
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>>3104274
It's a good feel. It feels like freedom.
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>>3104335
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>>3104326
Why do you hate me, anon?
>>
has this been discussed already?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/bronycon-documentary-update-unsavory.html
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Y'all gon' make me lose my mind.
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SUNRISE
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>>3104347
No Pinkie Pie. I'm not supposed to like you. Stop batting your eyelashes at me like that.
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>>3104341

what are Changelings, if not vampires? what is She, if not a vampire queen?
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>>3104363

>The notion that Bronies are a bunch of deviants to be feared by society was never in evidence -- nor did we ever think it would be. So, the question of seeking out and, therefore, giving credence to a v ery small subculture within the Brony community simply because it exists, seems like a stretch for this documentary.

Huehue.
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>>3104372
Why do You capitalize pronouns?
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>>3104369
Fuck you, man, she was looking at me.
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>>3104363

>What attracts me to Bronies is their desire to be nice and kind and considerate, and we want to present that message loud and clear.

Dammit John, quit being a faggot.
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>>3104369

>Not being a Pinkiesexual
>Any year
ISHYGDDT
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>>3104348
She would never create something that could challenge her. Sure you might live forever but all you'd be is another useless peon. They all dream of "Maybe I'll be the one that she loves and makes her king." But she'll never share the spotlight. She'll never let anyone else have the glory. It's a sad pathetic life.
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>>3104395
I don't like Pinkie Pie. She's annoying. That's why I told her to stop batting her eyelashes at me while so close.
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>>3104335
dose eyes man
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>>3104369
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>>3104386
Why haven't you SURRENDERED to DESPAIR?
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>>3104386

HAVE YOU HEEDED NOTHING

SHE IS A GOD
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>>3104372
I'd rather be turned by the superior vampire.
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>>3104274
>tfw GF cosplay
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>>3104409
WHO IS?

LUNA?

YOU'RE CONFUSING ME, THAT THING HAS A SUN AND TWO MOONS ON IT.
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>>3104406
Pinkie Pie. Stop it. That other Anon is getting mad.
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>>3104412

God that baby is ugly.
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>>3104335
halp
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any of you guys gone blind yet?
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>>3104426
No, probably not. Why?
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>>3104426
I'm blind without glasses.
I have to pay extra because the lenses are so thick.
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>>3104426
yeah, I was staring at the sun for like 5 hours yesterday

my eyes are popcorn
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>>3104401

Fine, all the more for me.
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>>3104426
Yeah I have this screen that transcribes text into braille using a series of motors inside of it. But I'll never get to see all of the pictures of ponies getting posted ;_;
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>>3104440
Until I find that Pinkie Pie dies story.
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>>3104440
>Implying I'd ever give up my purple autist for the pink autist.
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>>3104443
But that's not how blind people computer, they use text-to-speech
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>tfw want to fap but realize I'm bored of all porn I know of and don't want to go hunt down some obscure shit to help me get hard

Now would be a good time for boner greentexts.
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>>3104274
I wonder if they'll make GF shirts and stuff? or maybe even Stan bobble heads.
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>>3104457
I'd buy a Stan bobble head.
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>>3104440
And me!
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>>3104440
Back off bitch, you couldn't handle her.
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>>3104455
just wait for like a week
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>>3104440

>not breaking Pinkie
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>>3104450
>Implying pink's brand of autism isn't far superior to purple's brand of autism.
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>>3104461
That's a changeling

what if pinkie isn't actually that fast, and has changelings stationed all over equestria that are pinkie 24/7?
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>>3104138
fine fine fine

>>3104225
extra morning time before school
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>>3104455

Well what do you know of?

Any particular fetish sound interesting?
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>>3104476
B-but that's not a donkey!
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>>3104464
OH, NO. YOU HAVE YOUR EVIL QUEEN. JUST KEEP YOUR SNARKY MITTS OFF MY PINK PRINCESS.
Not Cadence. You can do whatever you want to her.
Pinkie.
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>>3104484

>pink autism
>princess

What are you, her father?
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>>3104476

Oh god I'm imagining it acting like Mabel

My heart is having trouble working right
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>>3104481
She's so fucking cute.
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>>3104476
How's animation going?
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>>3104482
I'm not coherent enough for this. maybe another time.
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>>3104476

Dammit rose I thought you were gonna stand firm on that one.
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>>3104493
me? animating? no, never
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>>3104494
Oh, okay.
Even if it isn't a donk it still looks good.
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>>3104459
Stan is best human
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>>3104490
I'm using a computer right now, so I'm not Amish.
Pinkie is many things to me.
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>>3104495
I tried for a whole 5 minutes
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>>3104461

Is that a challenge?
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>>3104476
Shame on you for not sticking to you guns, but GOD DAMN IS THAT ADORABLE.
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>>3104484
HEY MAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A COCONUT

CADENCE IS MINE
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>>3104476
Mabel pony?
In a sweater?
I like it.


Is that her Alpaca sweater? With an alpaca cutie mark?

Does her cutie mark change depending on which sweater she's wearing?
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>>3104501

SMALLER
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>>3104504

Well it's pretty cute so I'll let it slide.
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>>3104506
If it's any consolation, I planned on not sharing it anywhere but the MLPG for stuff like this. So tumblr would've gotten the same answer regardless
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>>3104508

How autistic do you have to be to waifu someone like Princess Costanza?
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>pinkie and cantdance taken

Celestia is also pink

snarky pls celestia
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>>3104505
It might be for you.
For me it's easy as pie
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>>3104508
Take her. I have no claim over that HORRIBLE pony. I just like the curly little earth pone.
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>>3104501
>implying I do that
I only do it for Tess
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>>3104516
>Any waifufag
>Not autistic
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>>3104474
>Pinkie is obviously a brilliant engineer
>An excellent diplomat as well it seems
She invented radio and has convinced the changelings to make her appear to be a god
She is the most devious of pink ponies
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>>3104484

>you have your evil queen

i follow Chrysalis. but she's hardly my favorite.
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>>3104457
I'd so buy a grunkle stan bobble head
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>>3104516
You just have to appreciate a cheery, kind, caring, lovely, loving, gentle et al personality.
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>>3104497
B'awww. You totally should.
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>>3104529
>>An excellent diplomat as well it seems
>caused a war with her incompetence
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>>3104529
>Pinkie
>Brilliant


HA
Let me guess AJ also has a PhD in maths and RD actually is in the Wonderbolts
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>>3104513
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>>3104532
Would you betray Rarity to the changeling empire?
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>>3104535
She's taken bro

She can't be your waifu
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>>3104542
She may be crazy, but she's certainly not stupid.
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>>3104543

MORE BLUSH
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>>3104545

she'd join willingly, once it became clear they were going to win. but no.
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>>3104512

>Does her cutie mark change depending on which sweater she's wearing?
That'd be hilarious.
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>>3104542
>pony powered helicopter
>music boxes
>Automatic cake makers
>party cannons
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>>3104532
http://pastebin.com/zBa6nDXX
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>>3104553
Casual.
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>>3104548
Cram it 'bro'.

;_;
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>>3104561
THE TABLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS
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>>3104553
You wouldn't really have a choice if you were full of slime.
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>>3104552
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>>3104549
She didn't put that many points into Intelligence but I agree she ain't stupid
She's a bit air headed.
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>>3104576

Perfect
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>tfw you know there's at least one anon here who recognizes how much you love your waifu and thinks you deserve her
>>
I should go to bed soon but as always I let 4chan decide my life actions

1-4 Bed
5-8 Pone
9-0 Say something nice about Chrysalis
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>>3104553
>Rarity
>joining Chrysalis
Bitch please she would never betray her friends or Celestia
We aren't talking about RD here


I don't have the Traitor pic anymore
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>>3104589
BED IT IS. NIGHT MLPG.
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>>3104584

>Caring if others recognize how much you love something
>2012
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>>3104593

HEY, HEY FAGGOT NO

YOU DIDN'T ROLL THAT
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>>3104593
ONE DAY YOU WILL RUN OUT OF PLACE WHERE TO HIDE ANON
ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE YOUR DESTINY AND NOT CHEAT IT
ONE DAY IT WILL CATCH YOU
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>>3104584
It might be me if this is who I think it is.
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>>3104598
>>3104593
YES I DID. SEE. RIGHT THERE. 3.
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>>3104589
So is it sleep for me?
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>>3104602
JUST SAY THAT HER CARAPACE IS SHINY

HOW HARD IS IT
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1-4 Bed
5-8 Pone
9-0 Say something nice about cadence
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>>3104601
Are you the guy who ships TAW with Dash and has specific MLPGers for the other main 6?
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>>3104604
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>>3104608
Yes. I wouldn't call it "shipping", though. It makes it sound so wrong.
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>>3104612

NOW SAY SOMETHING NICE
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>>3104624

Who do you have for Fluttershy?
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>>3104624
Oh, cool. I love you too then
Who did you pair Pinkie with? Corwin?
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>>3104612
Just admit that YOU'D LOVE TO BE IMMOBILIZED BY HER GOO AS SHE TEARS YOUR CLOTHING OFF AND LICKS YOUR NAKED BODY, LEAVING TRAILS OF EVIL SLIME WITH HER TONGUE.
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>>3104630
FINE I GU-
>>3104634
>pic related
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>>3104633
>tvailee
>TWILY

GODDAMNIT RUSSIA
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>>3104633
I am Corwin.
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>>3104649
WHEN WILL YOU DRAW THE PICTURE YOU FAGGOT?
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>>3104649
Oh, now I remember. Yeah you did mention Pinkie with yourself

I'm waiting for that Rarity guy to show up again
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>>3104632
I can never decide for Fluttershy.
I think that one anon who admitted he wouldn't mind if she smelled like a zoo and other stuff and that he'd love her just the way she is.
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>>3104647
In before Shining armour with one of those russian hats

>TVAILEE
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>>3104653
What Rarity guy?
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>>3104654

>Mfw that's me
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Everyone back the fuck up.
You can have your waifus and whatever but Pinkie is mine.
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>>3104651
AS SOON AS THE COMPUTER STORE GETS ME A NEW LAPTOP MOUSEPAD THING AND INSTALLS IT FOR ME. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE PREVIOUS WEEK, I HOPE IT'S THIS COMING WEEK.
I STILL HAVE THE LIST SAVED AND I'VE BEEN DRAWING ON PAPER IN THE MEANTIME. JUST BE PATIENT AND REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU.
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>>3104657
Faggot.
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>>3104656
The guy who dreamed that he was dating pone Rarity but his mother wouldn't approve of it and he ended up arguing with her over him being in love with Rarity

I think that was the guy
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>>3104657
>Autism
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>>3104662
YAY
THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE RARITY

I'll cut you if you come close
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>>3104656
The guy who dreamed about being in love with her and having an argument with his mom who thought he'd get some pony disease.
This guy, apparently: >>3104657
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>>3104662
NO
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>>3104662
Oh my.
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I have no waifu so no one should feel threatened by me. Or everyone should because that means I can do shit with anyone's waifu.
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>>3104665
>>3104671
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>>3104653
Posting purple pone
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>finish friend-off drawing
>can't share it until the end of the month
>2 weeks
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>>3104676
Oh, never mind, I was looking at the wrong post.
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>>3104682
My nigga
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>>3104457
I want GF condoms.

They'd have the characters faces printed on the tips.
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>>3104657
>Flutterfags

You'll like what i have planned, I think.

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you're standing by the grey ice water
out in the wind above ground out in the weather
you had yourself a crazy lover
you're becoming frozen trying hard to forget her
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>>3104678
I have the feeling that the recent dearth of Pinkiefags and especially the wishy-washy ones is your fault, Aspirant.
I loved her first, you vultures.
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>>3104686
Oh hey look I found that picture I was looking for weeks ago
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>>3104682
Why do you guys have waifus anyway?
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>>3104699

We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank is their best album
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>>3104714
It just sort of happened, for me. I barely noticed.
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>>3104714

Fuck if I know. It just happens, I think.

Not like it's gonna prevent me from enjoying life any less.
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>>3104714

Because we're lonely and pathetic.
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>>3104714
Trixie would be an okay waifu if it weren't for her fanbase

depending on character interpretation

>Was she just a showpony pissed off because some smug bitches bust into her magic act and trying hard not to get two retarded boys down by saying that it was all an act
>or just a bitch
>we'll never know because the episode was poorly written
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>>3104714
Because I'm attracted to people
And Twilight happens to have many traits I love and thus represents an ideal for me
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>>3104714
>wolf nanaki
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>>3104731
I wish people would stop going on about Trixie's fanbase.
I don't even like Trixie that much, and this logic bothers me. If we REALLY allowed things to be tainted by their fanbase, we CERTAINLY wouldn't be watching this show.
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>>3104732

So you love boring, borderline retarded yet intelligent people?
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>>3104732
>Ideal
>autistic person with smarts but no intuition
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>>3104732
Man, now that I think of it signs of my waifufaggotry was already seeping in all the way back at that episode

I got incredibly buttmad at Trixie for putting down Twilight for some reason I couldn't pin down back then
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>>3104702

Bitch pls
pls
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>>3104739

It's a generally known thing that eggheads lack common sense.
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>>3104702
I apologize, that was not my intent.

Though in some cases it is a little amusing.

I feel bad for that one anon who was split between Rarity and Pinkie, decided on Pinkie, then immediately went back to conflict after the start of Rarity "Quest."
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>>3104714
>implying I chose to have a waifu

It started innocent man.
I just liked her as character. But it just kept growing and growing.


I'll never have her so someone like her ;_;
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>>3104735
>anonymous

>>3104737
Some people ARE dumb enough to quit watching the show because of the fans.
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Why aren't you drawing MS paint ponies?
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>>3104739
>boring
She isn't to me.

>>3104741
Because I'm pretty much the same, lots of booksmarts but otherwise can be pretty retarded, so I identify with her a lot
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>>3104692

What do you have planned?
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>>3104751
MS paint does not respect my freedom
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>>3104745
I wonder what happened to the second one
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I've ben in this one thread for almost 3 hours now
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>>3104754

People who are too similar to each other rarely get along very well.
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>>3104748
Get fucked, Nanaki.
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>>3104748
Yeah, but I'm talking about people here and now who bitch about Trixie's fans.
Obviously THEY'RE still watching the show. Or, at any rate, posting in the pone thread.
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>>3104765
Same goes for total opposites.
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>/b/ is raiding /mu/ with lil wayne
Welp, time to pone until it's over.
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>>3104764
Morning horses are slow horses.

But that's alright. Relaxed pace is sometimes the best pace.
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>>3104766
Nice to see you too, Lyrafag.
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>>3104765
There are differences between us, I can be pretty loud and am admittedly quite a showoff at times, while she's anxious as fuck. But at our core we can relate with each other on our similar motivations, ideals and beliefs.
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>>3104765
According to my research, the best partner is one that you can learn from, and conversely, teach.
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>>3104765
Not necessarily. It depends on what kind of person they are.
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>>3104765

See, that's never been particularly true for me.

I met my best friend ever back in third grade, and we were exact copies of eachother.

More than I thought. He found my terrible fetish porn one night in my sophomore year of high school. He was into it too, just as much as I was. Friends with benefits since then.
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>>3104714
>wolf haley in charge of waifufaggotry
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>>3104781
dash x mac otp
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>>3104788

Maybe it doesn't apply to flaming faggots.
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>>3104756
I'll get you some cake~
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>>3104781
This is why Twilight makes such a good waifu. But she's not mine.
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>>3104781

Twilight pls
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>>3104790
>Yo, biggie macs! Check this out, books!
>Whuts that honey wuney cutie paaiiii?
>You read it and it's like, TV in your head!
>Sounds darn fascinatin to me
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>>3104796

>Implying flaming faggots exist outside of gay capitals
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>>3104802

Oh god the mental image is killing me.
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>>3104801
This is the cutest moment in the history of the show.
I want Pinkie to nuzzle me. ;_;
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>>3104781
I'm pretty messy and disorganized as fuck, while Twilight is autistic about order. I'd need her to nag at me to get my shit together, and I'd cuddle with her and get her to relax over negligible errors. Then we'd tell each other what we spent the day reading and learning about.

>tfw your pone waifu will never nag at you to get things done
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>>3104805

I'm not a native English speaker but isn't nuzzling done with the muzzle?
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>>3104810
Mai waifu doesn't take things seriously, like me, although I do prefer to keep things neat. Maybe I'd do the tidying up for her.
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>>3104813

That's one definition, but it can also mean just snuggle up against.
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>>3104810
I'm more spear-headed, so >tfw your pone waifu will never submissively obey your every command
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>>3104813
Let's see here...

1. Rub or push against gently with the nose and mouth.
2. Lean or snuggle against.

I'd say it's the second one.
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W-would you boop me, Anon?
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>>3104810
I'm unbelievably laid back organized and take the extra effort to make complicated flowchart schedules that reorder themselves depending on what I procrastinate on.
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>>3104828

Your language can be too ambiguous at times. Why not just say snuggle if you don't mean actual nuzzling?
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>>3104830
You don't have a nose.
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>>3104805

I'd just be happy watching her sleep.
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>>3104830
>booping Anon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No

Sill no
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>>3104825
Well, if you like that. But my ideal relationship with pone waifu is give and take, we'd nag at each other, scold each other, yet praise each other and cuddle because at the end of the day we just love each other and want to do our best for them.

>>3104831
Interestingly enough, the reason I don't make really organized plans is because I get autistic as fuck over following them to the letter and can't stand knowing that I'll have to improvise once it's set. So instead I end up being messy as hell.
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>>3104833
Because we have many words to say the same thing, and sometimes the same word to say different things.
It's a rich tapestry.
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>>3104836
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>>3104833
Because english is an extremely flowery language. To put it simply, two words can mean the same thing, but they can carry different emotional connotations.
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>>3104799
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>>3104836
I would carry her up to bed and lie down next to her.
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>>3104801
Dat puny gif
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So would you give up your current life ( familiy friends and so on) to live with your waifu?
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>>3104867
No.
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>yet another grimderp lil-miss-rarity-esque tumblr
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>>3104867

Without a second thought.
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Is there a thing for Stylish that removes spoiler text and works with 4chan X yet?

The amount of unnecessary spoiler text is getting ridiculous.
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>>3104867
Yes, in like a half a second. I wouldn't even have to think about it.
What a silly question.
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>>3104872
oh joy

this concept sure isn't old
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>>3104862
The other one has better framerate though.
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>>3104872
How original.
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>>3104855

And I don't think I have any more sleeping Pinkie.
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Fuck, how do I clear this without manually pressing x on all of them.
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>>3104867

No, but the decision would trouble me forever.

My friends are good ones.
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>>3104867
I've had a recurring fantasy of taking my little sister to live in Equestria with me while Twilight and I slowly fall in love with each other

I'd wait until all my responsibilities are done before I took the offer, if I had to give up everything.
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>>3104859
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>>3104867
>friends
Most of them are faggots. I'll probably miss a few of them but no big loss
>family
Really I'd feel sorry for a few of them because of them being very worried and sad but fuck the rest

So yeah I'd do it for my waifu
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>>3104887

Disabled the thread watcher?
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>>3104889
Also I'd take my ponyfag friends with me so they can be with their waifus too

One of them can't decide if he likes Dash or Fluttershy more, though.
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>>3104887
You go on MLPG way too much.
Why not take a break?
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>>3104886
I don't have much either.
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>>3104867
>implying I have friends
>implying I give a crap about my family
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>>3104872
How many times can they do this exact same thing and still be popular?

Is the average brony THIS interested in grimdark that a million blogs of the same thing can be equally popular?
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>>3104903
If I was your friend, I'd hate you if you took me with you.

I might not have any connections here, but I do have a chance at a future.
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Guys, I can't get into Arcade Fire because it's so fucking boring.

How do
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>>3104907
I think I could fit all of the main six into my big bed with me.
There'd be a minimal amount of stacking, but that only increases cuddle magnitude.
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>>3104907
Probably the last one I have, actually.
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>>3104921
Listen to something that doesn't bore you?
This isn't difficult
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>>3104921
>singing about how dramatic it was to live in a shitty housing development

Don't bother. Listen to mogwai, black math horseman, etc.
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>>3104920

But you'd have a chance at another future in Equestria. Most likely a better one.
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>>3104923
That is still my very favorite pony picture ever made.
I can't stop smiling when I look at it.
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>tired pie
>Hey guys, what if pinkie was tired?
The art's nice though.
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>>3104872
>grimderp
>everybody is completely OOC
10/10 tumblr
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>>3104929

How will listening to something other than Arcade Fire help me get into Arcade Fire?

Sometimes I doubt your wisdom, anonymous.

>>3104930

Okay
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>>3104920
I'd ask them first, of course. That friend likely wouldn't, but the other one who's an Applefag would go without a second thought.
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>>3104920
I for one would be eternally grateful. I doubt he'd FORCE you to go.
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>>3104922
Who would you keep closest to you, perhaps under an arm or in a gentle hug?

Who would be the unlucky ponies to be at the foot of the bed?
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>>3104932
No anon. My people need me.

I'm going to explore the sea for them so future generations of humans can learn about all sorts of neat species, and maybe even live down there.

Ponies don't need that. They have magic for everything.
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The thought that there are people in here than would really go to a fictional world without a second thought troubles me greatly.

It's depressing.
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>>3104939
IT DESERVES 4000 FOLLOWERS!
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>>3104952
But they don't have the magic of industry or that never-say-die human spirit

One human on earth won't change the course of history, but a single human in Equestria would change things dramatically
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>>3104952
But Daring Do was an explorer.
They may have magic for everything but that doesn't stop them perusing knowledge like us humans.

They still have technology and are improving it.
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>>3104952
Marine biology?

My nigga
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>>3104963

>One human on earth won't change the course of history

Not with an attitude like that, anon.
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>>3104949
Pinkie gets the closest spot.
I don't think any would have to sleep at the foot of the bed. Ponies are small and I have a king size bed THAT I SLEEP ALONE IN EACH NIGHT. I think we could all fit comfortably. Like I said, two might have to stack, but they can be on me.
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>>3104963
And that's where you come in.

I'd rather stay here and do my one-in-7-billion effort to help out the species I was born into.
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>>3104968
Daring Do wasn't real.
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>>3104958
Well if you could go there it wouldn't be fictional. I don't get why would anyone want to live an unhappy, alternatively, a significantly less happy life on Earth if you could very likely be happy forever somewhere else.
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>>3104949
Twilight under one arm.
Rarity under the other.
Pinkie lying on my chest.
Dash curled around my head/pillow
Applejack and and yellowautism can go wherever, I don't really care.
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>>3104978
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>>3104958
Why? It's something new and exciting.
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>>3104980

Why do you think things would be better for you there?
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>>3104958
Eat shit, normalfag

I want to rape and murder cartoon pones, is that fucking hard to understand
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>>3104984
>Sleeping while holding Rarity and Twilight who are also sleeping
WHY CAN'T IT BE REAL
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>>3104935
These ask blog premises are getting wackier every day.
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>>3104998
Careful brah, you might cut yourself you're so edgy
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>>3104958
>you're offered an amazing opportunity never before available to any human to explore a new reality lush with magical life and filled to the brim with otherworldly secrets
>nah
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>>3104980
>happy forever

but ponies are people too

there are still jerks
there are still complicated social situations
there are still requirements like jobs and being well adjusted
you still have to find a place to live
you still have to practice hygiene and bathe semi regularly
you have to be everything you are on earth and deal with everything but the politics
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>>3104995
If it's more or less like the show, it's a generally nice place, although ponies are assholes.
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>>3104859
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>>3104999
I'd have one arm around Pinkie, the other around Derpy, and Sweetie curled up on my chest.
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>>3104984
>>3104949

I'd much rather have a bed with Twilight alone, but if I had to fit everyone

Twilight lies on my chest and gets my right arm, I keep Rarity and Pinkie on another arm. Applejack gets to curl up beside me while Fluttershy and Dash go near my head or my belly.
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>>3104998
>You will never join the Equestrian Royal Guard
>You will never be a part of a special unit who's sole purpose is to track down and 'contain' humans who have gone rogue
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10 MORE IMAGES
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>>3105016
Ugh, foalphile
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>>3104995

BECAUSE IT WOULD GET BETTER ANON
I'M GONNA GO TO EQUESTRIA
MY WAIFU IS GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ME
AND WERE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE AND FAMILY TOGETHER
WHY MUST YOU STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DREAMS ANON
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>>3105025
>foalphile
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>>3105012
>Neckbeard in equestria
>HI ANON!
>y-you too
>walks back to his stick fort in the everfree
>sits in place imagining life with his waifu
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>>3105025
That word is fucking stupid as fuck.
And I didn't say she'd be on my dick. Nonsexual cuddles, anon. With cutest filly. What's not to like?
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DIAMOND DOGS

DIAMOND DOOGS
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>>3105012
Ponyville is still generally cooler than earth. i mean, there are fucking mythical creatures walking around.
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>>3104830
I know I'm AGES late, but fuckit.
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>>3105036
Well, you chose the wrong filly, for one.
It's cool though, that just means she's available for me.
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>>3105040
>butt fuck it
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>>3105040
Saved so hard.
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>>3105040
I like it!
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>>3105042
You can have her, I'll keep Sweetie.
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>>3105012
You don't get to deal with the politics? Oh, man! Does this mean no more casual racism in Equestria?
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>>3105039
Earth is still cooler than ponyville, I mean, there are bizarre alien creatures walking around using amazing magical boxes to talk to eachother from across the planet!

>the law of diminishing returns states that you'll get used to it and start missing earth
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>>3105039

Take a look around, man. Earth is nothing but strange and wonderful creatures.

Even if you don't want to go outside and look for animals, or go deep-sea diving to see the alien life that lives in the ocean, or even just look up information on the millions of unique species that live on this planet;

what makes you think it would be any different in Equestria?
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>>3105057
>microagressions
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>>3105039
But what if in Ponyville, they consider humans mythical?
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>>3105072
brony on fellow scientist /)
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>>3105067
>tfw this is what motivates my life

Earth is a wonderful place, and through my studies in biology I will not only discover more to share, I will make it a better place.

And then Twilight would be proud of me.
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>>3105067
Because they have magic?
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>>3105037

I didn't like it
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>>3105074
We'd probably be seen as monsters
Iron will was a monster and he's half cow and half man. Cows are citizens.
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>>3105083

And we have technology.
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>>3105078
>tfw seeking recognition from a horse.
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>>3105047
>>3105052
Thanks.
I'll be lurking around if you want me to do some more ponified reaction images.
Or just dump requests on me, Iunno.
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>>3104745
I'm still here you bastard

Did Rarity quest finish? I missed Saturday and I must know what has happened to my wai-
er, high-tier horse
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>>3105093
Any kind of requests?
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>>3105095

Yes.

Be prepared for tears.

Read it here: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
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>>3105086
You're only a monster if you make a reputation for yourself as being well, monstrous.

Act friendly and you'll receive "weird looking citizen" status.
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>>3105090
They have technology too.
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>>3105095
We broke Spike's heart but got better
THEN WE LIVED A HAPPY LIFE WITH RARITY WHILE PLAYING WITH SWEETIE WHEN SHE CAME IN VISIT
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>>3105099
Any, though NSFW ones will be noted only for now. Got relatives here visiting, and my father's sleeping just inches behind me.
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>>3105105
We're best mountain
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>>3105109
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>3105095
Yeah, it finished. Good end, yadda yadda.

Read on here: >>3105101

I still think I should've done things differently, but people still seemed to enjoy it so whatever.
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>>3105104

We've got technology equal to their magic, however.

I'd even say what we can do is way more impressive.
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>>3105099

Pooflight Sparkle.
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>>3105115
I much preferred Pinkie quest if I'm honest
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>>3105115

What would you have done differently?
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>>3105118
Fleshlight Sparkle.
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>>3105109

Goodnight shithead.
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>>3105110
DRAW FASHION HORSE AND FASHION HORSE'S SISTER MAGIC TRAINING FROM BOOK HORSE
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>>3105092
More like seeking recognition from the ideal I aspire to find and live by.

Man, all this waifuing is making me reflect on what sort of girls I fall for. I only ever fall for girls I admire and look up to, they command mt respect, I can't give any fucks about girls who aren't better than me in some way
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>>3105104
Our technology is more impressive.

Their technology substitutes all the good parts with "magic lol".

>Super cider squeezy
>all the parts move magically, no motors
>apple recognition system? a spell
>it's just a collection of enchanted parts

>human equivalent
>extremely complex electromechanical device that uses an unbelievably complicated system, a computer, to recognize bad apples based on chemical analysis and topographical data obtained via scanning
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>>3105110

>browsing MLPG with your dad sleeping right behind you

Oh shit nigger.
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>>3105083
I've always considered what would've happened if magic actually existed in our universe.
Then I thought, "then humankind wouldn't have as much hunger to seek for technological advances".
That, and power-hungry denizens would use magic to their advantages, perhaps destroying our civilization as we know it.
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>>3105134
We hardcore now.
I just saved some porn images from a different thread, even.
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>>3105121
Honestly, so do I.

>>3105124
Pacing, for starters. Poor word choices lead to a feeling of everything being rushed, plus we had a lot of buildup in Pinkie "Quest" that just wasn't there in Rarity "Quest." It's my own fault not paying attention like I should've and it bugs me.
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>>3105142

You've got balls of steel anonymous.
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>>3105133
Man, explaining how a calculator works would blow twilight's mind.

You'd have to start with a basic processor that only did addition and spend months working up to programmable microprocessors and memory.
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>>3105117
Yeah. They can teleport, teleport items, transform things. We can make bombs that aren't all that powerful when compared to their magic, and we have decent communications. They still have computers though, which means that with the knowledge of a human an internet-like thing should be feasible. Altogether, our technology is pretty much nothing compared to their magic and magic-enhanced technology.
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Are we new horse yet?
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>>3105132
At least that way you'll find a horse worthy of your attention, not a worthless slutty mare.
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>>3105142
You are a stronger man than I.
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>>3105144
So just do better in Twilight Quest.
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>>3105144
I kinda have to agree
We spent forever wooing Rarity and then suddenly we diddled her and are now super important to her, you know?

Oh well, still enjoyed it
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>>3105154
But what if you ARE the slutmare?
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>>3105161
Yeah, I keep hearing that. I'm glad people liked it, I just wish I had done a better job.

>>3105160
But Celestia is in the lead right now.
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>>3105149
>magic lets them do it better and faster
>but on the inside it's practically cheating
>there is no ingenuity in this, no intelligence, no innovation that compares with the effort humans put in
>we play the game, solve every puzzle
>and they use hacks
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>>3105149

That's all not true and you know it, anon. We've seen NOTHING from them that can even touch what we can do.

>Give Rarity flimsy butterfly wings that disintegrate in heavy sunlight
Picture related, humanity's attempt at giving flight to a flightless creature.
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>>3105163
hopefully she won't realize
hopefully she's lesbian
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>>3105170
W-well that's alright I guess

But what about waifu

How far behind is Twilight
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>>3105170
>try to waifu celestia
oh shit nigga

oh shit

this will take even longer than Rarity
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>>3105135
You know I never really thought magic to be that impressive.
No matter what it has low limits if you aren't some kind of god like being that has magic instead of blood.

Yay you got a fireball spell. Now all you can do is train more to make it a bit more powerful.
Nothing that interesting.

Best case scenraio is inventing another spell that's let's you control fire more. Woo\ptie fuckign do.

Technology on the other hand? No one knows what limits it has. Really a few thing would be made useless by magic.

Really I see magic like fancy multipurpose gadget that makes life a bit easier but not a replacement for technology.
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>>3105170
>But Celestia is in the lead right now.
You'll see...
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>>3105171
Humans have this weird way of thinking where they put too much value on the means and not the end.

A magical retard will always beat an intelligent engineer in direct comparison. They can cheat their way around any clever plot.

Deal with it.
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>>3105149
Again, see >>3105135
I think magic makes magic-users seem lax, just like how wings can make wing-bearers be like that.
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>>3105174
Right now? 7 votes.

>>3105176
If she wins, yes. Which means I'll actually have to sit down and plot something out this time instead of winging it like both times before.

I'd really rather have a satisfying story of some variety, even in something like this, than just make it awful again due to word choice and tired typing.
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>>3105149

We haven't really seen how strong their magic is.

We DEFINITELY haven't seen how their magic can produce more power than a nuclear bomb.
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>>3105183
But it's the ingenuity and versatility of the means that counts, and the ability to apply those lessons and skills gained to other pursuits. A magical retard might be able to beat an intelligent engineer in one playing field, but the engineer has skills that will be universally helpful - the magic won't be.
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>>3105183
>They can cheat their way around any clever plot.
>implying god mode omniscient wizards

Most unicorns are limited to telekinesis and their talent.
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>>3105189
>plot it out
You realise that if you have a plot, you might have to nudge the anons into taking a path that will let you spin that plot, however tenuous you can link it

Last quest almost became Wraps-Mare quest for example
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>>3105177
Same poster, but I like to play Devil's advocate here.
It's not like magic cannot be as progressive as technology. Be reminded that technological advances are powered by the need to improve. The same can be said of magic, theoretically speaking. It's a cheesy example, but consider Twilight Sparkle and her desire to improve her magic.
I only personally think that magic would make users feel lax, but in the hands of a progressive thinker, it can be very powerful.
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>>3105189

Please just cut it short and make it CelestiaQuest

I know I'm not gonna actually accomplish anything by making this post, but we should have something other than the mane six in these quests.
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>>3105205

That's the thing, talented magic is a rarity and magic itself is limited to 1/3 of the population.
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>>3105211
>>3105211
>>3105211
>>3105211
>>3105211
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Magic can only get you so far.

Eventually, you have to develop technology that only uses magic as a power source and for some basic things, assuming that it's not I CAN SPLIT ATOMS IF I KNOW WHAT ATOMS ARE god magic.

Maybe you could make a spell to conjure up magical processors, but it would be more efficient to make magic powered devices and devices to manipulate magic without requiring ponies to learn more spells.
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>>3105201
I mean more of a general structure, not every single detail being established beforehand. Something like establishing where I should raise the stakes and maybe make something happen, etc.

>>3105207
I have to give afternoon MLPG a chance to vote, at which point I can call it if there's no ties. I understand the desire for a non main 6 thing though.
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>Giving a shit about magic vs technology.

You know why equestria is awesome? mobs and vigilantism.

You can't attack wild animals or chase people away from your town without being arrested in most of earth.
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>>3105183
What >>3105197 said, pretty much.
You can do magic, woopdedoo.
It's what you make use of that magic that actually assesses your ability to do one.
Rarity, for example, only uses enough to make dresses. Most unicorns have shown to be content with just doing telekineses, even.
Too simple-minded, I tell you.
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>>3105217
>afternoon MLPG
Please Aspirant

Please no
Night time MLPGers are the ones that turn up to the quest, afternoon MLPG are the ones who wish to destroy them
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>>3105215
>make a device that stores magic and a series of devices that manipulate it to do certain tasks
>start selling magic batteries and magic harnessing devices
>equestrian home electronics market

ARE PONIES SMART ENOUGH FOR THIS?

MAYBE
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>>3105213
let's stay in here for a while
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>>3105230
But they already have refrigerators and home electronics
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>>3105238
No, please let's take the Magic vs. Technology discussion there
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>>3105239
>hydroelectric dam

But when will they start bringing magic to the other 2/3s of the population man?

Everyone deserves magic
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>>3105192
>ROH
It was all sparkly and shit but it's purpose wasn't destroying things, instead it was transforming matter.
>>3105171
Sure, but they're still stronger and better. Our shit is more impressive, but they're still better.
>>3105172
It requires fuel to operate. It's not better, their equivalent doesn't need shit, a not exhausted unicorn perhaps. Sure the b2 is more impressive, but, once again, not better, especially considering how much harder it is to make one.
>>3105177
And we have guns. They can laugh at our guns from behind their magical shields.
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>>3105248
When flim and flam start using batteries instead of powering that shit themselves.
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>>3105220
We've only seen the unicorns in a small backwater village and the ones that are the basic rich snob stereotype.

We haven't seen academic unicorns man.

We really don't know what happens in Celestia's School for example.
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>>3105225
Er, maybe.

I'm pretty beat right now, so I'll make a decision when I'm more suited for making decisions.
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>want to learn how to draw
>no ideas for what to draw to practice
>finally have a simple idea
>realize you're to shit to even make that one real

Fuck how did drawfags deal with this?
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>>3105298
Hey you fagot

>>3105211
>>3105211
>>3105211

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