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what kind of an OP image is that?
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>rape
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What's the first thing you do when you get randomly teleported to Equestria with just the clothes on your back?
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>anonymous
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>>3076906

Find some clothes for my front.
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>>3076906
Ask for the clothes for my front.
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>>3076906
Take off the Clothes on my back
I want being naked around ponies to be seen as normal by them, since they do it.
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New murderhorse?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188265?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3076919
>>3076924
>>3076931
I dont know anymore.
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>>3076919
>>3076924
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>>3076906
Make sure my body works normally, fingers, joints, the whole deal. Then just start walking, looking for signs of civilization. A settlement can't be that far off
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we ded
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>>3077022
Everyone's still in old thread
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>>3077022
We still old horse for some reason.

>gee billy your mom lets you have 2 horses
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>>3077028
>>3077030
Most people probably missed it, it only got linked once.
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>>3077030

it's cause we aren't on /co/ anymore ;_;
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I missed you guys all day
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>>3076862

>Hedge Knight Unicorn plods forward, as the fawn hopping along beside him continues to bombard him with questions.
>"Where'd ye come from, then?"
>"Where's yer other antler?"
>"What's that thing painted on yer bum?"
>"Where'd ye get those funny clothes?"
>"What're ye doin' in Deer Lands, then?"
>"Have ye seen any Griffons?"
>"Have ye ever fought a Griffon?"
>"Have I tauld ye about my father?"
>"Why're ye so quiet?"
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>>3076906

Sock Pinkie in the mouth and then go to Rarity's to get a Nazi uniform.
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I want the pony
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>>3076906
You don't get clothes when teleported.
You must ask Rarity to make you some.
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>>3077070
MAH NIGGA
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Is this the /b/read?
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>>3077075
How much yer willin' to pay
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>>3077070
Fucking this.

The question, however, is do you get;
A; Kreigsmarine
B: Heer
C: Luftwaffe
D: Waffen SS?
SA is, literally, faggots.
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>>3076906
Find some way to connect the internet and brag about it on 4chan.
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>>3076906
Depends where I'm teleported into.

The Everfree? Enter solid snake mode.
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>>3077089
Luftwaffe.
LUFTWAFFE.
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>>3077079
Fuck you, teleportation is a field, not an atom-flood-fill algorithm.
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>>3077102
THIS
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>>3077089

You'd best believe a SS officer's uniform, nigga.
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>>3077089
Luftwaffe is the only correct answer
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>>3077075
Which pony butt would you let fart in your face?
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>>3076906
Assess my surroundings. Where am I? My course of action will depend on that.
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>>3076906
>Kill a manticore
>wear it's hide as clothes
>establish myself as alpha and a predator
>Get bitches
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Just a reminder that Lyraquest has moved ded horses.

The quest continues here
>>3076844
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>>3077075
I want to fuck Rainbow Dash. I want to make that mare mine. I want to pound away at her until she's pawing at the dirt too ravaged by ecstasy and mindless, endless joy to even know where she is. I want to fuck her so hard and so often there won't be an hour in the day she's not aching both from our last session and with yearning for the next. I want to stroke her cum-soaked wings and kiss her as passionately as I had on our first date, and I want to tell her I love her. I want to fill her so deeply with my seed she has no choice but to bear our children.

I want to fuck that gorgeous, sexy, magnificent mare.
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>>3077075
I want you to make me your pony.
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>>3077089
SS OFFICER MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
THE REST OF YOU ARE NIGGERS
Except >>3077118
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>>3077089
>nobody wants Based Kreigsmarine or Heer
>everyone wants SS or Luftwaffe
At least we don't have any fudgepacking Sturm-Abteilung fuckfences in here.
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>>3077138
So this is a new pasta now
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>>3077131
Shit man, that would be badass.
>strolling into ponyville wearing a manticore's hide like a blanket

What if pone spotted you before you found Ponyville? How would they react? How would you react?
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>>3077145
Okay I understand Kreigsmarine but Heer?

Shit's bland
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this really is the bread.
ugh.
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>>3077125
Fluttershy's would probably smell like roses
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>>3077151
Oh yeah, keep in mind this is after you killed, skinned, eaten and decided to drape it's hide over you like some kind of monster. To them anyways.
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>>3077151
You look like this.
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>>3077161
>lives in a tree filled with animals
>not smell like shit
The house is also full of fucking birds
I'm not visiting her
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>>3077070
>Get Rarity to make you an historically accurate SS outfit
>she's oblivious to the implications of any of this
>Everyone thinks it looks really sharp
>It becomes the pinnacle of fashion in Canterlot
>Another human comes to Equestria
>first thing he sees is a bunch of ponies galloping towards him excitedly in SS uniforms
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What if pony were 2hu?
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>>3077186
What does that even mean?
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>>3077059
Oh god, I can hear its accent in my head. That's fucking adorable.
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>>3077059
>Hedge Knight answers a few of the faun's questions
>evades on the "where are you from" and "where did you get the clothes"
>eventually sets up camp just outside of town, as he didn't have money for the inn (being a hedge knight is poverty itself, in most cases)
>before he goes to sleep, he recites his oaths to his Princess
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>>3077185
>it's a horrified moralfag
>you give him a shit-eating grin the size of Czechoslovakia (or, as you call it, South-East Germany)
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>>3077185
Well if he's from MLPG he knows what's up

I wonder what he chose
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>>3077205
>never heard of touhou
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>>3077185
Nah. Ponies don't seem to be the types of retards who go for "all black on black and red and black with skulls edgy like my fucking soul" stuff.

Rarity, in particular, would think the aesthetic was stupid.
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>>3077205
Touhou
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this thread deserves butts, and the eternal question of which is the best butt in equestria will be resumed
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>>3077214
Fucking weaboos.
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>>3077212
>implying he's not black
>implying he's not scared shitless by this and bolts for the Everfree forest
>Ponies organize search team to find their new friend and save him from the dangers of the Everfree
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>>3077212
>you give him your best impression of zergface
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>>3077185
Haha, oh fuck.
>that person is me
>I happen to be part Jew
>mfw
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>>3077186
Derpy and Cirno pls.
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>>3077217
which is why us CLASSY fuckers would have her make Imperial German uniforms.
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>>3077185
My shit is outside of the visible universe.
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I don't get it
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>>3077221
Take it easy, anon!
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>>3077217
It's terrible for daily wear, but the absolute pinnacle of formal design.

And there aren't THAT many skulls and very little red.
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>>3077180
That's not how you insult Applejack.
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>>3077247
no
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>>3077227
>he comes across the anon who was teleported into the everfree
>said anon looks like a mean motherfucker with the hide of a manticore covering him
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>>3077239
The Imperial/Wermacht uniforms were pretty tight.
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>>3077253
Grand Galloping Galas would be so dam stylish.
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I don't get it, what's with all the love of German uniforms?

Explain to me the difference between a nerdy white guy in a Fedora and a nerdy white guy in a Nazi uniform.
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>>3077161
Would you suck the farts right out of her puffy anus?
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>being in Equestria
>not wearing a toga

step it up, nigga
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>>3077277
Yes
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>>3077273
Well, German uniforms were really fucking cool looking.
Come on, even the Jew in the thread agrees.
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what's so wrong with rape?
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>>3077273
>Fedoras vs. Nazi Uniforms

indiana jones
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>>3077278
>Not just being naked.

Do you guys still don't get that Ponyville is a nudist colony?
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>>3077273
Because Nazi uniforms actually look pretty sweet.
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Would you drive a fairarity?
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>>3077278
>ponies cannot into human fashions
>you're feeling lazy so you tell them jeans and a t-shirt are formal wear
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>>3077288
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>>3077287
Most of us live in democratic nations, right?
And the majority of people involved in gang rape enjoy it, right?
So, shouldn't it be legal?
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>>3077264
And a lot less black.

if I get teleported into Equestria and become a royal adviser (dont care to who, doesnt have to be ponies. suck, a human adviser in the Griffin kingdom would pretty much mean everyone else is totally fucked, wouldnt it) I would wear the imperial unforms 24/7

dem tassles and shit

dem shoulderplates

oh mein gott
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>>3077283
I guess if you're really into that grimderp shit. What, do you wear black lipstick and fingernail polish too?
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>>3077289
Bitch when you're being riped to pieces by a few stray parasprites I'll be laughing from my Diamond Space Marine armor
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>>3077278
I'll only wear a toga if I get an entire roman legionnaire set
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>>3077298
>>3077283
But people who wear fedoras think they look cool, too. I just think it would look stupid.
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>>3077180
>Notice Fluttershy's particular smell
>Start fucking her while she starts to make loud moaning noises
>All of the animals in her house gather round to in a circle and watch intently with unblinking eyes.
And this doesn't turn you on?
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>>3077273
Hugo Boss.

That is all.
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>>3077298
Not on skinnyfat acne-ridden neckbeards
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>>3076375
To the guy who asked an hour ago:
Here you go.
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>>3077304
While the majority of a group involved in an instance enjoy the act, the amount of people who have been involved in such a thing is very much a minority of the total population.
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>>3077273
You can't really compare the two.
A fedora on it's own look really dumb, but if you complete the 20th century gangster look, then it looks really good.
The SS Uniform is the entire ensemble already. If you had just the hat, it would look dumb, too
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>>3077304
Good night MLPG
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Will you guys quit horsing around for a minute?
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>>3077288
Shit Status: KIA
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>>3077302
>not commissioning Rarity to make you a kickass, perfectly fitted three-piece for formal occasions

Jesus, Anon. At least exert some effort.
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>>3077273

Look at this fag. Imagine him in a fedora. He looks like a total spaz, right?

Now imagine him in a nazi uniform. He now looks like an evil Nazi son of a bitch.
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>>3077329
NEIGH
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>>3077307
>not wearing a full Grand Moff Tarkin getup, including hat
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>>3077304
No, because it violates the rights of the person being raped.
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>>3077307
OH SHIT.

I would gladly be an adviser to the Griffin kingdom.
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>>3077289
>they question why your exposed genitalia is so small
No anon, I can't handle that and must have clothes.
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>>3077309
Except they're not grimderp, except in completely exaggerated vidya form. Kreigsmarine and faggy SA uniform designs would almost be acceptable in today's world. But they just look a bit too much like the other branches, so it's still a no-go.
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>>3077317
Nothing looks good on those sort of people.
That's like saying that all bagels are horrible because you smeared one with shit.
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>>3077283
Not really. Way too much black. Black + skulls = trying too hard.

The nicest uniforms in history are those classic Dodger blues.
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>>3077338
Y-Yeah...
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>>3077340
This fucking nigga right here!
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>>3077341
so does country music but that's still legal
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>>3077342
Traitors faggots.

I'll laugh when the ponies rape your country
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>>3077349
But anon
You are those sort of people
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>>3077338
But Nazi uniforms were "cool" because of the evil nature the uniform implied.

You take that guy and put him in a Nazi uniform, I will still see a spaz.
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>>3077318
oh, cool, neato.
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>>3077350
The fuck.

We still talking about German uniforms?
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>>3077313
Why does everybody want to wear military garb?
You know it's not going to magically turn you into a badass, right?
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>>3077338
if you replace the glasses with something a bit more head-size appropriate and have him use proper posture...

Shit, he'd be the spitting image of a Luftwaffe officer.
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>>3077340
>Celestia, being omniscient, knows what you're playing at, but it isn't hurting anyone so she doesn't stop you
>she does force choke you once, as a joke
>she occasionally quotes Vader
>she never explicitly lets on she knows, however
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>>3077209

>"Princess??? Yer a proper, princess-rescuin' knight, then?"
>the fawn's face breaks into a gleeful grin
>"Tell us some 'o yer adventures, then! Go on!"
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Guys...
I don't want to go fast anymore...
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>>3077342
>/k/ommando is accepted into griffin kingdom as trusted advisor
>griffins have rudimentary firearms within a month
>anon orchestrates german-like rise in griffin martial power
>forever taints the world with the concept of large-scale war
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I want a toga.
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>>3077383
It's the feeling of organization and being a part of the machine that feels awesome.
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>>3077373
No.
Nazi uniforms looked cool before they were even nazi uniforms.
Why do you think they adopted that outfit?
Because it looked cool
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>>3077395
I have no son!
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>>3077383
>not wearing a Swiss Guard Uniform
You make Pinkie sad
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>>3077345
I'm sure Zecora could whip something up to make you a bit more compatible

if the gulping vacuum that is the Slutty Mare's puffy vagina didn't make you swell enough already, that is
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>>3077395
Thats your problem
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>>3077373
No, they're cool because Hugo Motherfucking Boss made them LOOK cool. Like, RIDICULOUSLY STYLISH.
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>>3077360
What? Country music has nothing to do with rape.
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>>3077383
Cuz nazzy outfits be snazzy
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>>3077393
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>>3077411
I need this cap.
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>>3077386
Exactly.
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Just a reminder: The easiest way to motivate yourself to draw is to hate your favorite artist.
Will yourself to surpass them and put everything they stand for to shame
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>>3077398
I can't help but think the war(s) the ponies had were pretty much on the same level as "wow its fucking nothing."

What would they think of our wars?
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>>3077403
>mfw thats literally why they were adopted
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>>3077418
country music is kinda like rape.
If someone is playing it, it physically and psychologically pains me, I can't prevent it from penetrating my body, and I can't do anything to make them stop
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>>3077429
Well seeing how much rape they can dispense no one would go against them
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>>3077403
So which pony wouldnt look sharp in an SS uniform?
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wow. i'm sorry. i was wrong. those were really bad.

all those greentexts were terrible. i did try.

i just can't into ponies anymore. or working-on-my-own greentexts, apparently.

i'm sorry
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188315?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3077442
You can leave. You're not being forced to listen to it.
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>>3077401
>This is why fascism is so appealing to dumbasses
>This is why bronies become bronies
it all makes sense now
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>>3077423
Does anyone have a cap of Anon going to the park when Ponyville is in estrus?
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>>3077429
You mean HUMAN HISTORY?
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>>3077442
>>3077418
>>3077360
>>3077341

...I LIKE country music...

...I imagine Applebloom's singing voice would mature into a June Carter sort of voice.
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>>3077445
Rarity
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>>3077443
But wasn't it war between themselves?
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>>3077429
They'd think even a minor border clash between the Turks and Iraqi Kurds dwarfed even their greatest battles.

I wouldn't dare tell them about the Great War.
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>>3077453
>Anon to rape victim
>"You can leave. You're not being forced to be raped."
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>>3077442
this applies to dubstep and reggaeton, though that shit seems to be finally fading away for me
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>>3077448

SNARKY NO

You're one of the only ones that can adequately do my fetish. You're just having a rough night.

I better see you again.
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>>3077460
No I mean the one with anon and the chubby slutty mare and her puffy vagina.
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>>3077429

Quick! Someone post that cap of Anon telling Twilight all about the worst parts of world history! I can't find it!
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>>3077403
All military uniforms look the same.
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>>3077448
Can you at least try making some new gay stuff?
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>>3077460
I do love HUMAN HISTORY.
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>>3077429
>Human starts going on and on and on about all the wars humanity has had.
>The way he is saying it, and the smile on his face horrifies the ponies who are listening.
>It's like they ENJOY killing one another in horrifying ways.
>"And don't even get me started on when we learned to split the atom!"
>Human is banished.
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>>3077472

which one is that?
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>>3077443
with magic, fighting humans would go poorly unless we got psykers

however

if you put a few humans with stupidly in-depth knowledge of the strategies and technologies of large-scale warfare in advisory positions in a historically aggressive native kingdom

then you have got yourself one hell of a powder-keg
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>one album I've posted a couple of times on /mu/ has nearly 3 times as many downloads as the "AB is a pedo" thread archive I also posted
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>>3077467
If they weren't being forced it wouldn't be rape, by definition.
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>>3077457
>gif

now wait just a minute here.
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>>3077455
Bronies are stronger than nazis
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>>3077467
See, that's the difference between country music, rape, and consensual sex. With country music and consensual sex, you can end it by leaving at any time. With rape, something is preventing you from leaving, even though you want to.
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>>3077476
>No you don't understand! These are cool because the Nazis wore them. I want people to see my badass clothes and think I'm awesome!
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>Nazi uniforms

goddamn just put on a telnyashka or some other sort of nautical striped shirt. Slap on some dark skinny jeans yes, skinny jeans you fat faggot and a nice pair of boots

FASHION, THAT'S IT.
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this is 2fast for a night thread. Why aren't we all just chillin?
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>>3077460
Man, this doesn't even cover the Great Zombie war.
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>>3077487
...good?
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>>3077484

Sweaty Gilda/Sammy
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>>3077480
>several weeks later
>human somehow found his way back to ponyville
>continues telling horrifying stories to the ponies pleading him to stop
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>>3077489
>500KB

oh don't be a pussy, i'm sure itOH MY GOD MY EYES
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hey mlpg

have a thing

http://snapai.deviantart.com/art/ANIMATION-Cutie-Mark-Crusaders-Beep-Beep-313308110
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>>3077476
Are

are you fucking blind
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>>3077496
I've got a tyelnyashka. I wear it when I want to show how manly I am.
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>>3077495

...And that's why I wear a toga.
Might not be much to look at, but it's comfy as hell.
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>>3077492
>Deafdefiler: Rape Expert
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>>3077448
What did you try to write?
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>>3077519
This.

What the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>3077521
>Manly.
It just screams FRENCH to me.
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>>3077517
That was pretty cute.
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Hey MLPG, why aren't you listening to Gorillaz right now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LDEm8mC-Nw
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>>3077523
WHY HELLO "M".
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>>3077486

>a few humans with stupidly in-depth knowledge of the strategies and technologies of large-scale warfare

so three or four /k/fags?


...equestria is fucked
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>>3077505
>>3077515
>>3077489
Sorry. PNG got a duplicate, it's here: >>2770415
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>>3077519
He's right. From era to era, they tend to follow basic formats. They're basically just recolors of one another, with rare exceptions.
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>>3077512
>So while Nazi were exterminating Jews the Nippons were raping everything in China
>Meanwhile in the sky we were killing civilians with bombs and enemy planes crashing on them
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>>3077519
once you've seen one uniform, you've seen them all.
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>>3077460
>
>>3077475
TA-DA
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>>3077428
But my favorite artist is a friend.
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>>3077512
>He brought a laptop.
>"I was amazed internet even works here..."
>"Anyways, check out these videos!"
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>>3077543
Because I rather listen to something good instead.
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>>3077547
You could just shave one pixel off the side, you know.
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>>3077496
>Fashion according to anon
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>>3077538
France is cool.
Soviet/Russian navy is also cool (if not of particularly high quality).
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>>3077517
WHY AM I NOT ABLE TO CLOSE IT?
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>>3077550
one of the major exceptions BEING THE FUCKING NAZI UNIFORMS
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>>3077562
>transported to equestrian
>internet still works

It would be a perfect existence.
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>>3077545
hell, even shadowrun-flavored fa/tg/uys could help with otherwise-clueless specops. just think how much damage "shoot the mage first" would do to groups that are used to fighting with unicorn support.
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>>3077562
>he shows Fluttershy that one video of Chechen rebels and Russian conscripts
>she deteriorates into a screaming, sobbing mess on the spot
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>>3077562
>shows them old WW2 footage
>brings up some of the Vietnam napalm runs
>shows some footage of the Iraq invasion
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>>3077517
>>3077517

Aww, that's really cute.
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>>3077566
I could do a lot of things, alright?
I'm not made of pixel shavers
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Your favorite pony's voice actor is replaced because she gets tired of bronies. The character's voice sounds kind of similar, but you can clearly hear the difference. How upset are you?
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>>3077559
Bambi looks fucking retarded bumping into the same tree over and over again
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>>3077486
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Humans on one side square off against all of Equestria.
Equestia fires first with a large salvo of whipped cream pies.
Humans look around, perplexed for a moment.
They all look forward, almost in unison, and begin firing their automatic rifles.
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>>3077517
IT'S SO GODDAMN CUTE
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188315?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

Just need 1 more for horse murder simulator 2012
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>>3077492
You're assuming I can just "leave" wherever the fuck I am.
Chances are, if I can here country music being played, I can't just "leave" because I would have done so already. And I can't just turn off my hearing.
And the same thing applies to rape as well.

Chances are, if I'm being raped, I can't just "leave" because I would have done so already. And I can't just turn off my gentials
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>>3077569
Those stripes are too thick. They have to stay thin and retain the nautical look.

And yes this is fashion. A pretty basic part of fashion that works, yet people neglect.
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>>3077584
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InRDF_0lfHk

Oh hey look, I'm /mu/ and /pol/ at the same time.
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>>3077579
Nah. The Nazi uniforms were basically just the Red & Black OCs of the 40s uniforms. The holdover uniforms from the Imperial era were an exception, but those weren't really Nazi uniforms, now were they?
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>>3077593
I would be very upset. Nicole Oliver's voice is one of the main reasons I watch the show.
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>>3077598
>humanities face when
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>>3077608
>http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188315?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

>this webpage has a redirect loop

'kay
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>>3077637
gotta be logged in
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>>3077619
Thank you based reasonable person. I thought I was going crazy thinking that same thing minus the added knowledge about the uniforms.

I guess it's all matter of opinion, but I still just see it as another Fedora situation.
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>>3077637

You have to be signed in in the site before you can follow that link

yeah, it's dumb
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>>3077637
You have to be logged in to join.
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>>3077637
You've got to make an account on epicmafia.com first, anon.
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>>3077581
true, but if you just have the fa/tg/uys you lose out on logistics, manufacturing, training, ect

if /k/ can do one thing well it's amass stupid amounts of information on this shit

hell, they actually compiled every peice of useful /k/-related info they have and the resulting torrent was so huge no one man has the entire thing

they call it The Document
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Hopefully one day I can help Rarity around the shop enough to fund this. Sans shield and spear.

okay just sans spear
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>>3077618
>This song is awesome. War is not. No one ever wins in war, they just survive it

And hippies never survive.
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>>3077593
>Tabitha leaves
>No more Rarity
What's the point in life
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>>3077598
>they scan survive turns of 1500G without nothing happening to them
>same for crashing into stones and all kind of shit
>bullets just ricochet from them
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>>3077644
>>3077648
>>3077650
>>3077653
>>3077654
we so helpful tonight
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>>3077648
>but I still just see it as another Fedora situation.
In this times? It pretty much is.
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>>3077393
>The Hedge knight's features grow hard for a moment, as the memories rise up, memories of friends, loved ones, trusted companions and dreadful nemeses.
>"Most of my stories are a bit much for one your age, Lad. But I suppose I could tell you of one adventure."
>the story he tells is actually of his first days as a knight-errant, squired to the one whose armor he inherited
>it was quite an adventure for a young pony, that tumbling into a badger's den
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>>3077478

not tonight. but sometime.

i tell you what. Dolph Ziggler wins MitB? i'll write a full gay story, for any two males MLPG chooses. anybody else but Santino wins, i'll do one for Big Mac. Santino wins, i'll kill myself.
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>>3077612

>here country music being played
>here

Your opinions no longer matter to me.
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>>3077669
wat
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>>3077614
I would agree if skinny jeans didn't ooze sleaze and pretentiousness.
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>>3077619
I dunno, I think the Nazis had a pretty classy uniform.
Yeah, it is Dark and Edgy, but that's what they were going for, and it wasn't designed by 13 year olds on devientart.

Its like the difference between Hexxus and that alicorn the bronies thought Discord would be.

In my opinion, at least.
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>>3077669
They are going to make AWESOME body armor!
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>>3077540
>>3077573
>>3077588
>>3077603
I told him I was linking it on 4chan, and his reaction after sharing these?

"huzzah. Well, at least it was to /mlp/. That's not so bad I guess. If it got linked on one of the other boards, I'd find my car covered in rotting fish by sunrise."

congratulations anon, you're not assholes.
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>>3077683
And that's why you'll always be a brony.
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>>3077655
The only thing /k/ is good at is arguing about their gun waifus. They don't know shit.

/tg/ doesn't know shit, either.

The only board that ever knows shit is /jp/, and that knowledge is confined to how to translate VNs.
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>>3077683
You're onions never maddered to me anyweigh
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>>3077663
>Not wanting Pilum
I bet you don't want a gladius either
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>>3077669
Guess we'll have to break out the chemical weapons then.
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>>3077698
>Griffons invade
>they are met by a bunch of humans with multiple ponies clinging on them
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>>3077699
No, we're assholes, but we're honest, too.
It was genuinely cute and deserving.

>we
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>>3077705
/k/ doesn't know shit? Really?
I'm not there very often, but I think I can safely say a lot of them know their shit.
Especially since quite a few of them seem to be ex military.
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>>3077699
>You tell him you linked to the general.
>He never talks to you again and deletes it.
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>>3077612
You can't be physically held somewhere against your will. That is illegal.
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>>3077698
Hell yeah
Not only would my new Rainbow Dash body armor be great in battle, but I could also lay around in it at home and masturbate
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>>3077655
>The Document
wat. is that actually a thing?
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>>3077719
Oh don't be silly.
We don't have any of those nasty things...
Wait...the UN isn't here...
Oh man, this is going to be a gas.
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>>3077728
their gunsmith tripfags are fucking hilarious

theyre like goddamn mad scientists

only real

anyone have that cap of BOOF talking about nailing squirrels to a tree from 20 feet away
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>>3077740
I agree.

We should totally ban firearms while we're at it. If it's illegal then criminals wouldn't use them.
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>>3077714

>Romans
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>>3077743
>using only one pony
Enjoy having your limbs and head fucked over
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>>3077754
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>>3077740
Two major exceptions:
1) If you're under arrest
2) Shopkeeper's privilege
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>>3077762
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>>3077750
It's actually The Do/k/ument, but yeah.
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>>3077759
Hold on, It's going to take me forever to find it.

Have /k/ goes carp fishing instead.
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>>3077740
>Stopped at red light
>Truck pulls up beside me
>Blasting country music
Oh sure, let me just run this red light. That's legal, right? I can just "leave" no matter what, right?
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>>3077695
It's gotta be either slim fit, or skinny. Gotta remember they're just pants, and you should just forget about who they're associated with.

short shorts are true god mode though, if you can pull them off.
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>>3077771
True, but not applicable to the situation he was describing, which would be false imprisonment.
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>>3077750
It is.

Everything from survival guides to how2metallurgy to the military doctrine of every major nation for the past 200 years to which MRE's taste good to how to drive a BMP
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>>3077792
>>3077818
This demands sauce.
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>>3077811
>if you can pull them off.
Amen brudda.

Pulling them off is the best part.
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>>3077795
/k/ is full of the lowest grade of human being...
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>>3077795
Oh fuck, I remember that thread.
I don't go to /k/ that often, but I got lucky and managed to catch that right away.

So fucking great.
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>>3077825
There are torrents, but they stick at like 92%.
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>>3077797
Turn right.
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>>3077818
Happen to have a link?

Have a /fit/ mega-torrent in return
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>>3077834
That form of carp is the wild hog of fish. if you catch one it is illegal to release it again, because they are that fucking bad for the environment. The more that die, the better.
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>>3077834
What's so bad about that, you tree hugging hippie?
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>>3077841
Which just means that whoever compiled it stopped seeding it before the entire thing was uploaded.
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>>3077834
Basically.
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>>3077842
That only works if you're in the right-turn lane. Otherwise, illegal turn.
>>
I need Applebutt
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>>3077834
They boast Winston, so yes.
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>>3077841
I am more than willing to stay connected to this torrent until it hits 100%.
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>>3077866
Get in the right turn lane. Or just roll up your windows and wait 30 fucking seconds for the light to turn.
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>>3077861
And if its really that big, 92% should still have a good amount of completed files.
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>>3077797
I find my own music tends to drown others' out except the bass if it's turned WAY up.

Also modern top 40 is not representative of the entirety of country any more than any other genre.
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>>3077868
Sorry, sir, we're fresh out of Applebutts today.
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>>3077834
Except /v/.
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>we're no longer fetishing
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Would you a chubby anthro fluttershy butts?
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>>3077865
>culling ecologically damaging invasive species
DEES GUISE SO EEBIL

you are entertaining.
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>>3077525
I have a title now?
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>>3077877
So you're saying rape is okay as long as the guy finishes in less than 30 seconds?
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>>3077892
if she was real and we had something

but anthro in art is

>ew no weird fetish

>will put aside dick's desires for love
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>>3077855
so their ideal solution to that problem is to hit them with a baseball bat while wakeboarding.

not engineer some variety of fish AIDS, not introduce a predator that can only subsist on that particular fish, they're gonna hit it with a bat and that'll fix it

no, see, these kids are hillbillies. that's all.
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>>3077891
No, apparently we're /k/ now, which is infinitely more insipid.
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>>3077891
Sorry, I got distracted by the prospect of an information dump

Was there anything in particular you had in mind?
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>>3077797
When you decided to use that stoplight you agreed to stop if it was red. If hearing music is that damaging to you you don't have to drive.
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>>3077892
>farts

Its pretty much the only fetish I actually dislike reading about.

I would be glad to, so long as she was willing to hold it in.
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>>3077906
The bat is covered in nails and spikes.
>>
I
NEED
APPLE
BUTT

NOW
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>>3077893
I didn't look at whatever that image was about.

I'm just stating on principal that /k/ is full of try-hard, wannabe-macho shitheads.
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>>3077906
both of those solutions are

A) retarded
b) impossible
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>>3077891
>>3077892
>>
>Not fetishing

I SHIGG DIGGITY LIGGY
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>>3077906

Do you even know what fun is?
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>>3077910
I completely disagree.
Fuck you and your fetish greentexts.
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>>3077795
bahahah I was in that thread
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>>3077911
in general anything that involves me getting dommed.

That one anon was begging for sammy who transforms into gilda, which would be great.
>>
Sorry to that one anon, I couldn't find that boof cap for the life of me.

It was hilariously awesome too.
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>>3077892
>>3077892
in the butt no condom till my balls are milked dry
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>>3077901
No, it's okay if you agreed to it. Which you did, in the case of the stoplight, by driving on those roads.
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>>3077922
of course then you're calling career gunsmiths and circuit competition shooters wannabe macho shitheads too
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>>3077906
So, we could spend thousands on R&D, or we could just go out and kill them, maybe make a game of it to keep spirits up.

Which would be the more efficient solution?
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>>3077935
Wait, which one?
I've got a couple boofs.
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>>3077913
>When you decided to walk through that alley, you agreed to be raped if there was a rapist. If being raped is that damaging to you, you don't have to go outside
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>>3077906
its like you dont enjoy being the dominant species on this planet or something.
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>>3077937
>Not cumming in her vagina
Do you even impregnate?
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>>3077946
>you agreed to rape when you wore those slutty clothes
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>>3077679

>The fawn listens intently to the story, big ears twitching every so often
>at the end, he bursts out laughing
>"Badgers? Must be a right cakewalk, livin' in Pony Lands! Ye'll no' have had the same luck wi' them round here!"
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>>3077959
best answer.
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>>3077868

this is an Applebutt.
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>>3077961
>implying compatible genomes
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>>3077891
There's always room for fetish
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>>3077950
You could actually do both, they keep doing what they do while the scientists work on solutions
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>>3077963
It's not equivalent at all. When you drive on public roads you agree to abide by traffic laws.
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>>3077797
Are you honestly that autistic?
You should have your license pulled.
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>>3077946
>implying you diddnt agree to being raped by leaving your mothers womb and not deciding to be stillborn.
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>>3077963
>>3077957
The core difference is society has decided that unwanted sexual conduct is absolutely unacceptable, whereas unwanted noise is, at, most, a nuisance, which is only dealt with legally in a few specific instances.

Deal with it.
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>>3077920
Sir, I understand. Unfortunately, we don't have any Applebutts at this time. And yelling isn't going to help any. I would suggest trying back at a later time or maybe trying a different kind of butt
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>>3077961
My nigga
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>>3077953
Squirrel nailing.
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188351?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

mafia whores
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>all this hate for country

im laughing so hard

its just fucking music
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>>3077949
That's like saying that /tv/ isn't full of pedos because some of the posters are cinemaphiles or actually work in the industry.

That there are a few exceptions does not change the composition of the vast majority.
>>
I just realized something.

Shining Faggot can make that huge ass impenetrable shield.
Now if we add a few Unicorns with standard sized shields, and a battalion of unicorns that deal with Telekinesis and basic Conjuration you're unstoppable.

So SA makes the shield, and the Unicorns stand near the limit, conjure shit outside and pummel to death the enemy with their Telekinesis.

And if they need to move the other unicorns make a tunnel out of shields to protect SA till he reaches the next place where he raises the shied.

Jesus ponies are cheap as fuck
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>>3077995
Aw, nope.
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>>3077934
I hear that. While I'm not familiar with this Sammy character, I do know that any fit and confident girl would be all right by me

Even more so if she happens to have a bit of a control problem when she gets a bit too worked up. She'd try to hold it back, but you know once she gets that crazy look (and color) in her eye it's all over
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>>3077992
FINE.

I NEED RAINBOW BUTTS

ANY KIND OF TONED YET PLUMP AND FUCKABLE PONY BUTT
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>>3077975
Please sir, can I have some more?
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>>3077993
Would you impregnate your favorite pony anon?
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>>3077975
I don't know whether to put this in my pony fap folder, or my human fap folder
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>>3077914
She can't help it. She has a big sensitive pucker and has trouble holding it in. It's very embarrassing for her and she apologizes every time while on the verge of tears hoping beyond hope that you'll look past her problem.
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>>3077982
But then we'd be wasting money on a risky solution that would take years to develop.

>Engineer a disease that only affects one species of carp
>risk it mutating if released
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>>3078013
Rainbow buts aren't avaliable in your country sir
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>>3078003
/k/ actually has a shitload of gun owners and shooters

helps that their rifle of choice is glorious mosin
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>>3077959
>dominant species
>not salmonella
hahahaha
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>>3078013
you wana do what to my butt anon?
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>>3077950
well if it's such a devastating problem, yes. spend thousands on R&D. otherwise you're just letting the problem get worse and worse.

the 99.9% of fish who survive an expedition as intrepid as such would most likely learn to swim the fuck away from the rickety motorboat lest they get bonk'd

please don't claim your blatant propagation of your own psychopathic tendencies is somehow good for the environment.
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>>3078011

even if her associated fetishes aren't maybe my favorite thing in the world, i gotta admit, i do love the idea of Sam being a were-Gilda.
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>>3078016
Multiple times.
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>>3078006
Wait, WAIT.

I FOUND IT. SWEET LORD I FOUND IT.
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>>3078026
THIS IS AMERICA

I

NEED

TONED

BUTTS
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>>3077906
>A Liberals idea to a solution.
>Spend more money then they have and probably not fix it.
>A Conservatives idea to a solution.
>Wakeboard and hit fish with shit.
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>>3077973
>The Hedge knight chuckles a bit.
>"I was more than a bit foolish, then. I got off rather lightly just by running into a badger. But, it did teach me an important lesson. If I kept my head in the clouds, dreaming of glory and riches, I'd never see the badger holes at my hooves. That was my first lesson as a knight."
>he chuckles again.
>"My second was that cleaning badger scratches was painful business, especially since the old warhorse I was squired to enjoyed using cheap ale to clean the wounds."
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>>3078004
But he gets headaches
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>>3078004
There's an answer to this. It's called gorilla warfare.
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>>3078037
What about multiple ponies?
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>>3077989
How did society decide rape was unacceptable?
Probably had something to do with a lot of people not liking it, I bet.
You know what else a lot of people don't like?
Country music

QED: Country music is literally rape
>>
About /k/.
Its the internet, specifcally 4chan.
Yes, its full of faggots, nowhere that gets this much traffic can avoid then.
That doesn't mean that there aren't some people who actually know what they're talking about and want to go to /k/ to talk about it.
Argument over.

And you're actually arguing about country music being equivalent to rape.
Argument over.


Now be chill, or fetishistic or something.

Sorry for all the autism
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>>3078039
>AMERICA
>TONED BUTTS
You can have ross asses
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>>3078038

>My record is 6.

Ahahahhahahaha holy fuck my sides
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>>3078027
That really doesn't make them not shitheads.
Most gun-owners are shitheads. I la Texan -- I'm well-acquainted with them.
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>>3078038
>my record is six
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>>3078053
>sorry for all the autism

If you were sorry, you wouldn't do it in the first place
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>>3078045
Weren't those because Chrysalis
And he still maintained it for days. A battle like that wouldn't last that long
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>>3078015

sure. should make the rounds again, look for new stuff.
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>>3078030
>please don't claim your blatant propagation of your own psychopathic tendencies is somehow good for the environment.

>implying blood sport hasn't been apart of human society since the invention of the sharp stick.
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>>3078038
>painting squirrels
404 shit not found
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>>3078044
>old warhorse
Neat
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>>3078059
/k/ also hates hard on the gun owners I'm fairly sure youre talking about

own nothing but durr rifles and hate on military arms or own nothing but AR's and 1911's and hate on everything else, right?

we hate them too.
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>>3078004
Nothing some high explosive bombs can't fix.
He can only keep it up after so much damage before he gets too weak.
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>>3078038
/k/ is fucking nuts
I wish I knew enough about their shit to integrate more easily with their board and not look like an idiot.
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>>3078067
yeah, and now it's obsolete
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>>3078067
that didn't seem to be implied, and, regardless of that, it doesn't actually affect the argument.
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>>3078073
It was a play on the way people are sometimes called "an old battleaxe."
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we ded
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>>3078078
lurk moar
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>>3078004
The shield wasn't impenetrable at all.
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>>3078033
Who is Sam?

I'd like to know who this girl is who asked me to go lift in the first place. You know, so I have a bit of background on this girl who is gradually starting to get more and more domineering as time goes on
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>>3078076

>Mfw I'm a /k/ommando and none of this is true
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>>3078078
Lurk for a while
I've never played a single tabletop but i can still follow discussions in /tg/
Before it was quest general at least
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>>3078098
Eww gay.
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>>3078097
>/k/ doesnt hate bubba

nyet, /k/omrade
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>>3078004
>Shield
>Impenetrable.
Except it wasn't.
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>>3078096
someone has pictures of her. I don't.

She's cute and very gilda-looking already.
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>>3078098
I like the part with the dicks in the butts
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>>3078098
Gay sex is wrong and bad.
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Rainbow butts
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>>3078098
conversation over
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>>3078079
That's cute.
It seems we still love our war.
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>>3078077
Okay
Pegasuses also control the weather.
The amount of damage a single weather squadron from a small village is pretty damn impressive.
What about an army of them?
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>>3078110
that is a blue butt silly
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>>3078113
lets see them take on an army of griffins with guns
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>>3078105

But he didn't mention bubba in that post.
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>>3078106
It was until it shattered

Unless you're talking about how the train could get it. That doesn't really count because it was willingly opened
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>>3078113
Gotta love flak and AA fire.
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>>3078065
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>>3078109
Yes, gay sex is badwrong.

No, its badong.
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>>3078050
No. I want to share the special bond of parenthood with my beloved only.
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>>3078044

>the fawn winces.
>"Da says Grandad used ta' use uisge-beatha for that... and before that, HIS Da, me great-grandad used a red-hot iron!"
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>>3078106
He was weakened by having love sucked out of him and being a vegetable.
Okay even at full power it would still possible to be broken but I doubt it would be easy
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>>3078113
Flak would destroy them.
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>>3078130
and that is also a wonderful thing, but anon said gay sex. not gay blowjobs.
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>>3078112
it's obsolete because we have video games to simulate murder without actually compromising our soul/mental stability and weakening society as a whole
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>>3078030
It's a devastating problem, but it's best solved by simply killing individual fish. More sweeping solutions are more expensive and pose more risks to the surrounding environment, usually very big risks that start at "death of a few benevolent animals" that go up to "killing everything in the lake when your million dollar fish aids mutates or turns out to not work so well".

This is one of the reasons we do our best to convince people to not release foreign fish in local watered areas. Invasive species are a bitch to deal with effectively, 99% of the time the best we have is killing.

And so we kill them individually. Significant numbers are wiped out by men on boats, and the few that were lucky enough to avoid the boat are fished out of the lake and killed on land (benevolent fish are released).

tldr: we've already thought this through. We've evaluated the costs, the risks, and the benefits, and we have determined that "psychopathic" fish murder is the best way to do this, even if it might look stupid in more snobbish eyes that expect humans to be this amazing species that's above any "animalistic" tendencies.

Also

>calling this psychopathic
>doesn't know what psychopathy is
>fish are incapable of feeling pain or fear, their brains are too simplistic
>there's no lack of empathy required because there is nothing to empathize with in a fish

>http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/02/10/1044725683181.html
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>>3078130
Someone got that "my idea of sexuality was based on Caramel being gay" or whatever silliness?
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>>3078130
I can't decide what's worse, that it's gay, that it's incest, or that it's by CL.
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>>3078145
But they're not related
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>>3078145
Caramel is not part of the apple family.
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>>3078139
Maybe not. If they could get a good fog layer rolling ahead of them it might be hard to take them out
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>>3078128
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>>3078141
>implying thats whats happening when you hit a fish with a baseball bat
how do you live with such a bleeding heart?
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http://jakelionstumblr.tumblr.com/post/26742975202/the-ponyvillage

have another thing, mlpg
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>>3078145
Is it by CL?
Not that I really care, as they don't look like dogs.

How old is that image, anyway?
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>>3078150
>>3078154
...Everything I've been told is a lie.
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>>3078145
Options 1 and 3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6woU5ZZcg&feature=related

>0:32

>Spitfire saying Apple Pie in Swedish

OH GOD MY BONERS
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>>3078145
>DD hates gay but loves rape
Die cis scum
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>>3078140
But I like gay blowjobs
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>>3078164
This is the real caramel apple but in wwu they accidentally use ther cutie mark in caramel but his original cutie mark is horse shoes.
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>>3078096

weight-lifting chick, looks almost exactly like Gilda. /fit/, then /co/, now us, all mark the fuck out for her.

that said, don't have pictures of her, so have this instead.
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>>3078169
I do to, but that doesn't change the wording.

We blowjobs now?
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>>3078140
But blowjobs are sex.
Oral sex.
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>>3078142
>Trying to argue to a bleeding heart that killing the fish is the best solution, and the method is the most efficient way.
He won't be happy till you find a billion dollar solution that won't work and cost the tax payers.
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>>3078164
Caramel doesn't even have an apple related cutie mark you daft cunt
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>>3078155
Fire into the fog.
Fragmentation would still be a bitch.
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>>3078155
Even so they made a huge fucking Tornado drill
And RD made a mini tornado by herself.
Okay it was RD
Let's put 5 Pegasuses one a bit more powerful than that one.

Or have 100 Pegasuses to make a huge ass one like that in Hurricane Autism
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>>3078142
>ahem

The guy was literally hanging off the back of a moving speed boat with a baseball bat, smacking fish out of the water.

He is the victim of some variety of psychosis.
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>>3078162
lawl

>>3078169
indistinguishable from regulart blowjays

do not count
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>>3078155
They have no armor at all. You don't even have to hit close to them. Just start firing into the air.
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>>3078173
>accidentally

I still maintain that THAT is the horse named Caramel, and the one with the horseshoes is somebody else entirely.
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>>3078145

seriously, the ONLY thing we agree on is rape.
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>>3078174
I gotcha covered bro
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>>3078166
too bad her Swedish VA is fucking ugly as sin.
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>>3078183
moralfag pls go
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>>3078110
>twidash
No.
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>>3078166
dat voice
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>>3078186
>no armor
Their bodies are still durable as hell
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>>3078174

...I might.
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>>3078145
>CL

Honestly her Futashy obsession aside CL is...not really all that bad.
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>>3078191
Doesn't matter if you're plowing it from behind.
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>>3078189
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>>3078187
They missplace cutie marks all the time.
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>>3078183
no he is a victim of having an imagination. also wanting to have fun.
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>>3078167
So does anybody actually say that, or is it hyperbolic parody?
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>>3078186
>>3078155
>>3078139
>>3078180
>>3078182

GRIFFINS. WITH. GUNS.
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>>3078194
Yes.
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>>3078191

you want Spitfire? i'll give you Spitfire, brother.
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yo random question but does anyone have a link to the oregon trail game that people have played in here?
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>>3078187
No, Caramel is the light brown pony with the brown hair, as pictured there, and in WWU, and a few other episodes.
The apples were just a animation error. It was barely ever noticable
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>>3078197
ARE THEY MARSHMALLOW OR STEEL?

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY. And besides, they're getting hit by large chunks of lead and metal moving at incredible speeds.
They're going to die.
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>>3078197
Their wings break pretty easily. Even if they do survive they're not a threat unless they can fly.
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>>3078178
But even if the carp feel pain and fear, his solution would subject them to days longs deaths from illness.

It seems his issue is with how "working class scum" the solution is. It's not fancy enough for him I guess.

>>3078183
Or he could just be having fun. I'd agree with you if he was running around hitting dogs or something else we actually empathize with.

Fish are objects to most people. Your average fisherman will repeatedly smack a wriggling fish against the side of a boat to kill it, or just gut it live.

Compare that with the fact that we make an effort to put down larger, mammalian game with complex nervous systems, and consider it analagous to the systematic murder and suffering inflicted upon thousands of insects by man each day.

Fucking bug stomping psychopaths
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>>3078210
Ponies also know about guns and Tanks

They can use them too
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>>3078191
...
Id get the bag
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>>3078210
FUND IT.

The most brutal and mobile military in history.
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>>3078187
Then you're retarded DD.
That's Caramel APPLE.
The brown mullet rocking stallion with the three horseshoes is just Caramel.
Different ponies, DD.
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>>3078212
pls.

pls someone.

some one pls do more of me being RD's petboy.

pls
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>>3078204
I love masturbating.
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>>3078189
I was hoping that would be posted.
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>>3078206
>>3078218
Don't bother arguing with a guy who's headcanon supersedes actual canon.
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>>3078199
I agree, but the futa obsession has made it impossible for me to enjoy anything else she does because every time I see something in her style, it reminds me of how she'll never do anything I can actually enjoy ever again.
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>>3078136
>"Be glad your grandsire had the presence of mind to switch, Lad. No sense cleaning a cut only to have to nurse a burn after."
>"But that's enough of tales for tonight. You'll need your wits about you in the morning, so get to your bedding."
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>>3078221
>...put down larger, mammalian game with complex nervous systems humanely...
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>>3078222
>they can use them
Like hell they can.
Maybe the guard ponies, but none of the others.
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>>3078230
Please tell me you're planning on drawing Sam!Gilda
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>>3078230
For drawing purposes I assume?
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>>3078189
Not posting the other picture of her aswell
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>>3078178
it's going to cost someone, either the tax payers or a private company that takes up the cause, or these inane bumpkins with their wooden sticks

personally i don't care about some puddle in the south where some faggot dropped his exotic goldfish which apparently thrives there, but if you really want to solve the problem, you're not going to do it with such primitive means

the net fishing is the best way as far as i can see; how do those dudes get paid for removing scum, by the way? it isn't the government. is it?
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>>3078229
yeah man. shit's the bomb diggity
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>>3078145
you used to love CL

what's the matter? She doesn't draw what you want her to draw? She doesn't do all your requests for free?
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>>3078219
Seeing how Big Mac threw some of them hundreds of meters away and no one cared the are pretty durable.

But yeah they would probably be fucked by that if it was at a somewhat reasonable distance
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188378?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3078230
>texanon's experiences in equestria vs sam's experiences in equestria
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>>3078210
why do the griffins get guns? did i miss something or is this one of those "WELL THEY HAVE MAGIC BULLET ARMOR THAT SHOOTS WHOEVER SHOT THEM WHEN THEY GET SHOT AND ALSO IT MAKES THEM X1000000 MORE POWERFUL!" arguements
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>>3078260
I can't wait until this link is an autoban.
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>>3078221
>Fucking bug stomping psychopaths
Truly disgusting.
They should be taken to the back of the shed and shot for murdering poor innocent animals.
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>>3078266
Anon come play
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>>3078244
Why not?

Hell a random unicorn with basic telekinesis could wield more than one.
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>>3078266
>I cannot into filters
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>>3078263
Because it was pretty much a humans vs ponies discussion.
And we were talking about advising for the griffins.
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>>3078252
>But the means are too primitive! That's like...bad...because it is!

Net fishing poses too much of a risk to benign fish. This is the cheapest, safest solution. It costs no money. People are paid in fun evenings fishing and slaying.

It doesn't matter if it's too "primitive" for your taste, it's the most efficient and effective method. Anyone who reasons with their head rather than their prejudices can figure that out easily.
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>>3078263
>anon gets into equestria
>gives the griffins the secrets of human weaponry
>is given honorary title and nobility in return for his service to the royal griffin kingdom
>equestria no longer exists
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>>3078275
Too boring.
I'd rather the people spamming it get a time-out to think about what they've been posting.
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what the fuck is epic mafia
why is everyone brainwashed to it
why is there always spam of it here
and just
why
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>>3078258
>love

I liked some of her stuff, and thought she got too much hate for trying to draw ponies in a more 'realistic' style. As for my current outlook, >>3078241

And the fact that she's pretty much stopped drawing anything that isn't futa, despite constantly claiming it's just a joke thing that won't last very long.
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>>3078276
But I bet a lot of anons would also advise ponies so they would have guns as well.
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>>3078274
I have yet to see any military hardware from them.

But that's besides the point, because it's a girls cartoon, I can see them using rifles and such, but not fucking tanks.
Only people extensively trained to use armor, can use armor.
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I don't understand why the Griffins need advanced firepower to kill carp?
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>>3078250
Sure, why not?
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>>3078286
>1 link every few minutes
>spam
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>>3078259
There's also fire and chemical weapons if for some reason they're immune to physical damage.
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>>3078013
I'd like to help out with your butt shortage, but I just discovered that almost all of my good butt shots are "anatomically correct"
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>>3078284

You're going to die angry and bitter.
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>>3078286
You can join. Its fun.
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>>3078276
but how would they get the industrial base to support the manufacturing of so many weapons? let alone the raw materials required.
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>>3078303
I like anatomically correct, go ahead.
This thread sucks right now anyway.
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>>3078302
They're obviously susceptible to chemicals judging from the gas mask in that one episode, I forget which one.
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>>3078228
I'll see what I can come up with.
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>>3078311
2pale4me
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>>3078309
I joined once.
I got a gun and shot someone and the was killed.
I don't understand the rules.
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>>3078293
Okay not random civilians.
Also ponies still have the elements and seeing how they reverted everything Discord did they just sit in Canterlot, use them, win war.
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>>3078306
Damn right I am.
But I'm going to die on my own terms.
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>>3078289
>implying celestia wouldnt personally shut down any attempts at giving the royal guard firearms

shes smart enough to know once her world sees the first gun it will never see the last
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>>3078286
Just filter it brah. I only saw your post because you put a space between the words.
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>>3078274
>Ponies using weapons.
Dangerous territory.
Turn back lads.
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>>3078311
that's... one of the best FS I've seen yet...
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>>3078311
...There's something about her face.
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>>3078319
Cutie Pox
And isn't that kind of suit used for radiation?
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>>3078315
I'm sure they have some kind of system already in place considering the ponies have sound structures, trains and rails.
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>>3078323

seems to go with the territory.
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>>3078335
It's a man, baby.
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>everyone thinking any race has a chance against ponies
THEY CONTROL THE WEATHER
THEY CONTROL THE SUN AND THE MOON
TWILIGHT CAN LIFT KILOTONS
HUGE AS FUCK BUBBLE SHIELDS
THEY DON'T NEED FUEL TO MOVE RESOURCES
THEY CAN SURVIVE ENTIRELY ON APPLES

They truly are the most terrifying race imaginable
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>>3078334
There is something really wrong with that zebra's head.
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>>3078311
>Cosplay
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>>3078338
HAZMAT suits like that don't provide a ton of actual protection against radiation, they just filter irradiated dust particles from the air reducing exposure.
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>>3078319
Cutie Pox
At least one pony has a full hazmat suit, but I don't have a cap of it
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>>3078347
na... is it..? I cannot into detect traps
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>>3078348
WELL FINE, IF WE'RE GOING FOR "I WIN" BUTTONS WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST FUCKING NUKE THEM.
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>>3078325
If humans were to invade Equestria Canterlot would be destroyed before the main 6 even knew what was happening.
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>>3078315
>mining

making simple firearms is piss-easy

especially WWII-tier bolt-actions or semi-autos

sand niggers make AK's, FAL's, M16's out of scrap metal in the middle of the desert

no reason a proper kingdom cant crank out some simple arms
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>>3078327
>tfw I JUST finished fapping to a print of that I bought at Bronycon.

Weird.
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>>3078280
i just think that if every problem could be solved with the mantra of 'hit with a stick', we'd all be much better off right now; coming up with a more elegant solution could mean that we could use that solution for future problems that pose the same or greater threat

say that species pops up in another pond somewhere else and we already have the fish AIDS, don't need to throttle them each individually, just inject one of them and watch them fuck themselves to death, then the bumpkins can go find some other problem that can be solved with a baseball bat

or get a job, that might be fun too

i just want to see society progress in some perceptible way and a wooden stick doesn't stirke me as such
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>>3078346
This one is better. It's nice to see women wearing clothes that work with their figure, instead of dressing in an anorexic's clothing while being of normal weight.
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>>3078376
But they can't use arms without hands
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>>3078376
If they're anything like human guns they'd only be usable by unicorns
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>>3078373
that depends on which humans we're talking about
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>>3078242

>the campsite is quiet, but for the guttering crackle of the fire and the sounds of bedrolls ruffling
>just as the knight is about to fall asleep, however...
>"Oi, knight... I thought ponies slept standin' up..."
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>>3078373
Under your castle.
I planted a melta bomb.
Blood for the blood god.
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>>3078384
We can shoot wildly into the water.
Or dump fuel into the lakes and set them ablaze.

That better?
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>>3078364
ELEMENTS OF HARMONY NIGGER
WAR STARTS
USE ELEMENTS BEFORE WE CAN EVEN DO SOMETHING
THE END

AND EVEN SO TIME TRAVEL SPELLS


THEY CANNOT BE DEFEATED
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>>3078376
but they are talking about making flak cannons.
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>>3078397
Any of them who watch the show and know what kind of a threat the elements and their wielders pose
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>>3078398
>"Go to sleep, Lad."
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>>3078389
Your soul
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>>3078397
Are... are there different kinds?
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>>3078392
thats why id give them to the griffins. they'd make me a fucking prince in return for the victories my gifts would win them
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>>3078270

I remember Ponibooru's reaction to that pic - it was glorious how asshurt they got that someone was "woobifying" Chrysalis.
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>>3078352

can't be worse than the other discussions.

or i could post the Wasps. do you want me to post the Wasps?
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>>3078397
Lets say America with no red tape or political bullshit holding them back.

Or even Russia. They don't fuck around.
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>>3078384
We have more important, helpful things to work on than species specific fish aids.

>creating potent bioweapon technology to solve a problem with a simpler solution
>those potent implications dear god are you retarded

Like fixing cancer, and improving beneficial technologies.
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>>3078410
>USE ELEMENTS BEFORE WE CAN EVEN DO SOMETHING
That would imply that they were the aggressor.
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>>3078410

>Walk up to an element bearer
>Bullet to the head

ELEMENTS OF HARMONY DISABLED.
IF TWILIGHT, TIME TRAVEL PARTIALLY DISABLED.
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>>3078389
Your dignity.
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>>3078421
Well sure.
You didn't think "humans" were all one species, did you?
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>>3078410
>implying it wouldn't be nuked right off the bat
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>>3078421
well i mean exactly who is invading

a bunch of anons, a bunch of /k/fags, the US army, NatGuard, Russians, ect

spetsnaz would probably have equestria as a whole burning or already burnt within two weeks
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>>3078384
This is why we should never let a Liberal find a solution to a fucking problem.
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>>3078136
...'uisga-beatha'?

>>3078427
>cosplayers with nice asses showing them off
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>>3078458
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>>3078429
But why?

Ponies have magic. We don't know what it is, how it works, or what gave it to them, but they use it for nothing but making their lives more comfortable. Every time there's a problem, they just send it to oblivion. Lucky for all of existence they're extremely friendly and agreeable.

If you go against them you have nothing to gain and everything to lose, if you go with them you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

Humans are creatures concerned with their best interests. What's the best idea here? Try and fight the benevolent demigods and receive crystallized minerals galore or ally with them and get a magitech empire and still have gems galore?
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>>3078463
Face ruins it.
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>>3078410
Our first strike would be nuking Canterlot and Ponyville.
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>Pony war thread
I don't like this
I don't like this at all
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>>3078464
Applejack get's the best cosplayers
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Imagine China invading Equestria.
Holy fuck would the ponies be screwed.
>China sends everything they have
>everything, that includes reserves
>200 million man army swarming Equestria

That's ignoring the logistical nightmare of course.
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>>3078429
US; initial push would do well, get bogged down really fast, probably sue for peace.

Russia: everything is burning. even the children.
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>>3078427
>this will never be your girlfriend
>you will never sneak up behind her, grabbing her neck with one hand and shoving your other hand roughly down the front of her shorts
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>>3078458

Uisge-beatha "Ishgeh-bah-ha" is Gaelic for "Water of Life."

It means Whisky/Whiskey.
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>>3078463
Can you post your humans in reply to the last one?
I have to keep muting each individual one.
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>>3078472
always, it's a golden rule
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>>3078348
>THEY CAN SURVIVE ENTIRELY ON APPLES

"We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky."
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>>3078469
This.
MAKE AWFUL HUMAN/PONY HYBRID OFFSPRING, NOT WAR
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>>3078476
>Everything is burning.
>And frozen.
>And coated in vodka.
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>>3078410
>Time Travel Spells

That's the only problem
And Celestia was shown to be a mastermind. Lauren said that she basically orchestrated most of the NMM and EoH thing.

I wouldn't be surprise if they have some hidden bases with a few specialized unicorns who's mission is to return back in time if everything is fucked up
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>>3078465
It's a splinter cell of 40kids in a lightly armed junker ship

they have a nuke

one city is destroyed and then ponies decide that humans need to go
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>>3078476
>even the children
ESPECIALLY the children.
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>>3078432
>creating potent bioweapon technology to solve a problem with a simpler solution
You're right. They should just use the well established simple solution of poisoning all the fish in the lake and then just reintroducing the native ones. Killing them with baseball bats won't do shit.
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>>3078483
Do people still play those games?
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>>3078469
Sometimes we just need to let out our occasional bloodlust. It's good for the soul.

For the record I would rather love and cuddle pones.
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>>3078483
I'd jack her apples if you get what I'm saying
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>>3078476
Awww shit, chillunz?
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was gonna post a pretty decent schoolgirl Twilight, but

>possible malicious code in image

so i gave up
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>>3078491
>ponies are intelligent and understanding
>ponies listen to pleas for peace and understand that not all humans are the same
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>>3078455
As a liberal I can assure you that I also think bioengineering a fish virus is an excessively drastic and complex solution to a simple and straightforward problem.
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>>3078467
You think so? I feel she has a very cute face.

>>3078477
That hits harder than you'll ever know.
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>>3078476
Yep, that sounds like Russia.
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>>3078489
>I wouldn't be surprise if they have some hidden bases with a few specialized unicorns who's mission is to return back in time if everything is fucked up

I now want art of an Abe and Aaron pony activating the Failsafe.
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>>3078483
In Matrix canon they scorched the sky after trying to nuke the robots, right?
So if we've blotted out the sun it means we went with the nuclear option and failed?
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>>3078515
>Just to be sure, they set themselves on fire too.
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>>3078513
>That hits harder than you'll ever know.
I have a question for all of you >feelings anons, what kind of feel is this? I really dont give a fuck about this kind of stuff but I want to understand.
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>>3078495
Oh right, I forgot about that entirely. It only works if it's not a river and I'm too lazy to scroll up and check though.

You still can't deny that fish slaughter is harmless fun.
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>>3078427

Please, please please tell me that's a woman.
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>>3078477

she's got an okay face. there's something off, can't put my finger on, though.
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>>3078513
The face is fine but it doesn't fit the cosplay, imo
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>>3078476
Russia wouldn't even be able to do shit.
Aside from the ponies ability to control weather, create shields, time travel, teleport, and other magic things, Rainbow Dash keeps an endless supply of nukes in her back pocket and doesn't mind using them
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>>3078473
they dont even actually recruit according to their own laws they have so much manpower to draw on

service is compulsory. they very quickly decided not to even TRY to enforce that. nobody, even china can equip that fucking many men
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>>3078525
They blotted out the sky because the machines used the sun as their main power source.
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>>3078468
but what if they figure out what it is and teleport the nuke back to you?
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>>3078539
It does look a bit...guy.

Probably just because wig.
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>>3078509
>ponies still exterminate all the 40kids
>humanity improves
>much rejoicing
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>>3078547
I know WHY they did it, I'm trying to remember WHEN.
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>>3078536
Harmless fun, yes. An effective method of population control, certainly not.
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>>3078536
>Harmless fun.
Oh heavens no.
I am sure people have gotten hurt killing fish with swords.
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There is literally no way to defeat ponies and keep the land habitable

No number of men or conventional arms would help against their innate advantages
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>>3078546
But they can and have.

The problem is keeping them all fucking alive on the battlefield.
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>>3078416

I like this. I like this a lot.
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>>3078535

wants to be an alpha. more to the point, wants to have power over somebody.
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>>3078565
>zerg tactics
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it would be nice to have a pone to comfort you when you're feeling despondent...
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>>3078562
Yeah, they're not hurting anyone else though.
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>>3078535
In this case, it reminds me very poignantly of something I had in the past, and of what happened to make it so I no longer have that.

Many of us have relationship trouble, either as a result of one ending or an inability to find one, so it's very easy to make a good number of folks here feel sad by talking about relationships.
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>>3078570
I do to.
I want Art anon to show back up and draw more Celtic deer.
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>>3078572
That's a much better picture of her face.
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>>3078562
Then they probably deserved for being retards swinging swords and bats at fish while waterskiing. There's fishing, and then there's 2kool4skool retard behavior.
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>>3078539
The nose is a bit out of proportion, I think.
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It's like everyone in this thread wants to destroy a whole civilization

Craving power much?

Why not go after the diamond dogs and do the whole planet a favor?
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>>3078583
Those kids did get close to one another with those weapons.
I am sure injuries have happened.
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>>3078584
Interesting this kind of stuff is fascinating.
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Fuckin' hell mates, Is this a bad time?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188414?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3078580
>that feel when you purchased a pone plush for precisely this purpose
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>>3078594
Because I like the Diamond dogs.
They'd make good allies.
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>>3078594
War is fun. It drives invention and human ambition.
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>>3078594
Not those guys too busy playing vidya, but I rather there no war at all.
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>>3078594
Ever shot ground squirrels?
Probably just as satisfying.
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>>3078602
OI MATE ITS JUST PAST 9 BONG, OF COURSE IT'S A BAD TOIME
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>>3078602
NO FLUTTERSHY PLEASE COME IN. THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME FOR YOU TO SHOW UP.
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>>3078455
'kay

let's all stop trying to think of solutions to problems and just throw rocks at bad things

that won't cost much.

>>3078432
okay, let's work towards finding solutions to bigger problems instead of hitting fish with sticks

go to school maybe

>>3078536
i wouldn't say harmless, i arrive back at my psychopathy point; the brain can't really distinguish between a mindless fish and an emotional, intelligent mammal

especially when that brain is whipping past at great speed in the wake of a speedboat
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>>3078602
FLEE FLUTTERSHY

FLEE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

THE HUMANS ARE COMING
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>>3078585

He might be closer than you think...
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>>3078584
>Deafdefiler raped and killed a girl in 1990
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>>3078572
...Are you talking about yourself, or me?

>>3078601
Eh, basic reaction to negative memories.
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>>3078545
>they have what they think is magic
>they control the weather, the sun, the moon, and time itself
>We have reserves.
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>>3078594
>Ally with dog civilization
>Gleaming stone cities of gems and technology
>Overtakes half the planet
>Ponies hold on to their little swathe of land
>biped brofists
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>>3078594
It's fun to talk about.
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>>3078627
>DDk5h
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>>3078590
>They are swinging swords and bats at fish.
>I hope some of them got hurt.
Do you have any idea how cruel you sound?
That's someones kid.
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>>3078623
> i arrive back at my psychopathy point;
This is far beyond the point where you should realize that this isn't wort arguing about on a thread about my little pony
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You know if we really go all out and overanalize everything than ponies are immune to fire too.

Buccaneer Blaze
We aren't showed exactly what it is but IF RD didn't use anything that means she traveled so fast that she ionized the fucking air using only friction

That's a pretty fucking high temperature


Also Derpy survived lighting without a care, just a bit dizzy.
That's pretty fucking terrifying.

Yeah lots of humans survived lighting too but most of them were fucked after that
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>>3078624
She better run fast.
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>>3078629
>basic reaction to negative memories.
That´s why I like it I really never feel this kind of stuff.
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>>3078641
>E-day happens
>the cities crumble beneath their undermined foundations
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>>3078631
The only real way to win war is with superior MANPOWER.

Ponies would be fucked, they'd be so horribly outnumbered it would be ridiculous.
Their armies would break down and weep upon the sight of all of our men.
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>>3078647
She fly away.
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>>3078602
Run before Deafdefiler catches you and rapes you
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>>3078645
evidently, people don't like listening to reason

no, wait not people.../k/! that's what i meant to say

/k/ isn't people.
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but don't haaate her when sheee gets up toooo leeeeaaaaveeee
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>>3078631
Yeah well. We have nukes.
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>attentionwhores

can't enjoy this stupid AJ angle. couldn't, even before last Monday, but now that she's just being an attentionwhore bitch? no idea what /wooo/ sees in the girl.
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>that feel when humans vs. pones is basically Superman vs. Goku redux

I hate this shit so much.
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>>3078623
>the brain can't really distinguish between a mindless fish and an emotional, intelligent mammal

it can

unless the fish has big eyes and a cute mouth
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>>3078631
There's just so many different ways that Celestia and Luna could, by themselves, fuck everyone instantly.
Even if they decided to not do that, we wouldn't stand a chance, no matter how many zergs you rush at them.
Weapons are useless against them.
Even if you tried fighting them with your firsts, they can survive pianos being dropped on them from hundreds of feet, and Big Macintosh can pull entire houses.
You can think you can beat that up?
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>>3078671
and they have teleportation magic.
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>>3078646

In fact, Derpy was in the air, so electricity didn't even ground, she survived more lightning damage than most humans
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>>3078660
HEY GUYS

I FOUND THE SOLUTION TO OUR LITTLE FLYING PEST PROBLEM
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>>3078660
Fly away in the mornin'?
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>>3078322
actually, I take that back. can't get myself into the right headspace to do this tonight. sorry request-anon.
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>tfw you still go to /v/ for the 4 in the morning threads, just for a few minutes
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>>3078673
But it's so much more interesting to talk about.
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YOU REACH YOUR RIGHT HOOF IN
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>>3078644
Did I fucking say "I hope some of them got hurt?" No. I said that if they did get hurt, they deserved it for not taking the proper safety precautions like a bunch of twits.
And by proper safety precautions I meant using a goddamn fishing pole.
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>>3078657
>They'd be outnumbered
>Implying you have any clue how big Equestria is.
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Stop warring with ponies. It's stupid.

Talk about FTL magic travel and what happens when you combine an ability to magically manipulate anything you understand with a comprehensive knowledge of particle physics

>MAGITECH!
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>>3078700
please stop
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>>3078657
Problem: They have unlimited prep time
Okay lets say we invade with a huge fucking army, millions upon millions.
>invade
>almost defeat them
>time travel back in time to warn themselves
>invade this time they were ready
>we still defeat them
>time travel
>look from where humans come from
>time travel
>set traps, make a volcano there, anything to fuck anyone who comes through there
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>>3078672

What a bustling place
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>>3078646
Well, the show is contradictory on a lot of things. If ponies are immune to physical attacks, then the guards would have no reason to have either weapons or armor.
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>>3078677
Didn't Celestia get fucked by a buggy pone that looks like it's rotting.
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>>3078673
>Human's vs pone
Personally I liked a conversation we had long ago about how human soldiers inadvertently scare pones.
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>>3078647
Oi, I can't muster much lads! These pissy wings have only got about 2.3 flutters in 'em!

Ah sod this, I'm gonna go feed me chickens... Ta mates
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>>3078702

Population density seems low from what I've seen
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>>3078623
>that won't cost much.
It will cost so much it's fucking free.
Contrary to popular belief, rocks are 'free', citizen.

I am sure you think we should find a solution to Nutria that doesn't involve beating them over the head with a stick and eating them.
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>>3078678
Twilight and Celestia are the only ones we've seen do that. Maybe Luna too, I can't remember.
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>>3078664
God dammit I fucking love Aeroplane.

Fuck /mu/ it is seriously one of my 5 favorite albums I don't care how hipster it makes me. I like it before I came here anyway.
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>>3078706
Pretty sure something similar was tried.

Everything still ended up the same in the end.
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>>3078721
please stop
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>>3078708
not really because its meant to deal with threats within their world. we are making comparisons between our world and theirs.
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>watch a horse sex video just for kicks

The sounds were... interesting
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>>3078710
Huh...I forgot about that.

Yeah, lets get more of that. Nice short and simple greentext stories to get the ball rolling.
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>>3078513
>You will never bend her over the bed
>you will never hear her wince as you roughly yank that jacket off with one hand, still working at her pussy with the other
>you will never slip your hand up her blouse, squeezing her breasts
>she will never moan as she feels your bulge growing against those tight cotton athletic shorts
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>>3078738
>horse sex
>just for kicks
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>>3078707

yeah, well, not everything puts asses in seats.
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>>3078721
Um. Okay.

You just proved my point. You get that, right?
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>>3078733
But if the ponies can't be hurt by bullets or bombs, there's nothing dangerous to them that thin metal armor would protect them from.
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>>3078738
>just for kicks
right
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>>3078724
All those feels, man.
So much feels...
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>>3078703
Ok, so, given our current understanding of physics, and what we've seen of magic in MLP, how can combining the two make FTL travel possible? Negate the Higgs boson? Or just a supercharged teleport spell?
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>>3078733
Pretty sure our weapons would still be pretty fucking deadly to them.
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>>3078749
holy fuck that mess
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>>3078749
Aww, for a second I thought it was a Skyla cosplay
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>>3078723
We really don't know to much about their magic
It's like saying I've only seen that guy use a gun so only he can use a gun in the whole world.

It's really inconclusive but seeing how they have magic book, spell scrolls and so on I think they are the standard mage, meaning they can cast any spell but they need a lot of training, while having instant mastery at spells who are related to their cutie marks
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>>3078757
You can't say anything about it. Our current understanding of physics and magic in MLP are contradictory.
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>>3078738
I somehow ended up watching a foaling video.

Oh fuck when it stood up for the first time and mom turned around to check on it.

Manly. Tears.
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>>3078747
Please just stop.
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>>3078749
if that's a trap i will hunt it to the ends of the earth and make love to it

otherwise i'll just fap to it
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Why would we even want a war with pone?
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>>3078764
It kinda fits dash.
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>>3078723
well how many do they need? all they have to do is teleport the nuke away. Twilight might not be up for the task, but Celestia seems to be able to teleport herself great distances with zero signs of fatigue.
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>>3078763
Except for, y'know, forcefields, teleportation and telekinesis.
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>>3078777
Because we're still just a bunch of angry, poop-flinging monkeys at heart, apparently.
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>>3078783
We already went over this.

Ponies are not invincible.
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>>3078746
>Human soldiers deploy small robot
>It drives around and eventually finds fluttershy
>She doesn't know what it is
>Soldiers hide behind bush and speak into voice transmitter
>Make her think the robot is alive
>Soldiers try to hold back their laughs
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>>3078778
ha
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>>3078777
We wouldn't
We would benefit way more if weallied them.

We're just having fun
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>>3078783
Dunno about the telekinesis, but the teleportation takes a second or two to ramp up, and we have no idea how much punishment the forcefields can or can't take.
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>>3078778
Dash's canon room is immaculately tidy

It's shown in the daring do episode at the end
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>>3078706
>time traveling
>changing the past
Do you even time paradox?

If anything, you would only create another timeline all together. A new tangent each time.
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>>3078747

>you will never pull her hair as you fuck her, forcing her to look up into the ceiling
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>>3078724
I really like it too. /mu/ may laugh because it's babby's first /mu/ album, but it's got a special fucking place in my heart and I know the entire album by heart. I was doing dishes and cleaning my apartment earlier and I sang my way through the entire album. It's really beautiful, even if it might be a bit on the pretentious side.
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>>3078777
We wouldn't. We just need to get that blood lust out sometimes.
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>>3078782
They wouldn't even know it was coming.
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>>3078793
Just because they're not invincible doesn't mean you can hurt them
They're way more defensive capable than you could be offensive
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>>3078777
I don't want to start a war at all.
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>>3078738
I think I could actually masturbate to horse porn, if everything were just right.

I've never seen a video that didn't have some fat guy's thigh or taint taking up half the screen, or the mare was dirty or something.

Not that I've looked all that hard, I haven't anywhere near run out of porn that doesn't involve real horses yet.
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>>3078778
canonicaly false
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>>3078710
>We send down scientists
>toxic atmosphere
>so they're in our highly advanced biotech suits that act as a second body, meaning that you can hug a pony and still feel it
>downside: they look like this

How will you win over your waifu? If you remove the suit for even a minute, if the unbreathable air doesn't kill you the contagions will.
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>>3078792
OOK OOK MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3078777
Because they're not free enough!
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>>3078805
>mfw I just fapped to a rule 34 pic showing exactly that
>not pony though
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>>3078822
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>>3078746
There was also that one where three solders found themselves in Equestria.
That I need to get back into re-writing...
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>>3078794

>she takes the robot home and tries to take care of it
>she doesn't know what an animal made of metal would eat
>"S-sorry... I c-can try to find something for you, though...!"
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>>3078815
Important: Can you talk to someone who isn't in one of these suits without the aid of a radio transmitter?
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>>3078767

>Skyla
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>>3078749
Is that spaghetti?
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>>3078811
Those are some extremely heavy implications bro.
>supersonic aircraft
>heavy artillery
>high powered fully automatic rifles and machine guns
>NUKES

Hell, how would they even deal with a sniper for starters?
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>>3078815
>implying that this doesn't make things easier
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>>3078777
Because they're not a democracy
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>>3078843
PALMS ARE SWEATY
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>>3078843
no, just pizza
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>>3078815
If the air is completely unbreathable, how would it have any contagions compatible with our biology?

>>3078805
Snrky pls stp
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>>3078769
What exactly is contradictory? Twilight's teleport spell might not be FTL, since we've only seen it at very close range. Time travel probably, but the way they handled it meant that the time travel event was always part of the timeline, so causality wasn't violated. Bubble shields could be some kind of field effect that we just don't know how to manipulate. Everything else Twilight's done has been psychological manipulation. I don't see where the Standard Model is incompatible with the magic we've seen, but then I'm not a physicist.
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>>3078837
You have a speaker, but your voice will sound a bit mangled and slightly more horrifying because of the breathing apparatus.
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>>3078831
YUH UHHHH
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>>3078814

Rainbow Dash is kickiest pone.
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>>3078794
>Soldier is using his laser sight, trying to not laugh.
>On the other end, Pinkie is trying to catch the dot.
>She is destroying the town trying to get it.
>The commander smacks him in the back of the head.
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>>3078777
they are communist scum
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188433?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3078838
Oh my...
Roxie is still cutest pokegirl, though
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>>3078869
Brilliant.
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>>3078853
The democratize the hell out of them then.
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>>3078866
that she is
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>>3078858

>she will never be into erotic asphyxiation
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>>3078869
Do continue.
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>>3078845
>Pegasi
>forcefields
The nuke thing is tired already. It could be teleported away.
And you can't fuck with nukes with ponies like Rainbow Dash running around.
All of a sudden, it's cloudy. Next thing you know, sonic rainbooms /rainboom nuke
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>>3078858
Have you heard of anaerobic respiration? It's feasible for an alien microorganism to thrive in CO2 rich blood
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>>3078869
>small squad of highly trained soldiers find their way into Equestria
>The captain is the only one who is immune to the place's charms
I smell a sitcom.jpg
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>>3078892
You're pulling things out of your ass again.

You don't know a nuke is coming WITHOUT ADVANCED WARNING SYSTEMS.
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Would we be a threat for EVERYTHING in Equestria?
As in, would we be fighting not only against ponies, but griffons and who knows maybe even changelings as they stand united against this common threat?
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>>3078890
jesus

she looks like a young barry humphries
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>>3078890
She is ugly.
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>>3078892
That rainboom "nuke" was tiny. Nothing compared to even one of our conventional bombs.
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>>3078893
Yes, but in such a different atmosphere they'd have completely non-parallel evolution. There would be bacteria-equivalents everywhere, but they wouldn't affect us.

>>3078890
You've lost me.
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>>3078912
>>3078914
uglymind
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>>3078892
The teleportation and forcefield thing is tired already.
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>>3078860
Once contact is established, use nonthreatening body language to defuse initial fears and establish communication through written language. A small chalkboard ought to suffice, and once a common language is determined, be very clear that I'm not talking because the suit alters my voice into something scary and disturbing.
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>>3078875

funny way to spell Phoebe.
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>>3078908
We could just glass it with multiple nukes.

It doesn't have to be the pony part of the planet. If we nuke every non-magical area the fallout will kill everyone else.
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>>3078905
I-is the commander TEX ANON?
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>>3078933
i vote yes.
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>>3078907
>Advanced warning systems
They could have Pegasus patrols all over the goddamn place. They can have entire sky fortresses made of nothing but clouds.
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>>3078859
She traveled back in time. That's impossible if our current understanding of physics is correct.
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>Want to fap
>Cant find new/good pony porn
Life is ogre.
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>>3078794
i remember when we first talked about that

Bad Company: Equestria

funny shit
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>>3078917
>a strange bacteria thrives in your body
>your immune system is incapable of giving a fuck
>it multiplies endlessly
>a lack of blood Co2 from the organism's respiration hinders your breathing reflex, triggered by a mechanism involving Co2
>it's also eating your blood cells
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>>3078944
>sky fortresses made of nothing but clouds.
wouldn't that be too weak?
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>>3078794
>>3078835
>>3078869
>>3078905
These going down as small comic ideas, unless someone else can draw them first.
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girl's a bit thick in her non-worked pictures, even for my taste, but not terribly so.
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>>3078944
>They could have Pegasus patrols all over the goddamn place
Well, we know they don't, because that's never shown in the show.
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>>3078950
Read some fapfics
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>>3078944
>orbital launches
Good luck with that.
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>>3078956
i think he is talking about them being apart of the warning system. besides if they targeted a cloud city, i would imagine the pegasi could simply move it.
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>>3078955
>It's the common cold
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>>3078956
Not at all
>Launch missil
>pass through it
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>>3078929
Phoebe's cute, too.
So is Hugh
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>>3078959
I don't like fat arms.

I don't mind a thick torso, or thighs, but fat arms are just a huge turn off.

No ponies have fat arms
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>>3078923
This entire fucking discussion is tired already.
You guys are trying to make shit up as you go along but truth is we barely know jack shit about the universe because it's written by writers who don't need to flesh it out because it'd be a waste of time.
This entire thing has been
>We could do this
>Nuh uh, cause they could do this
>Nuh uh, cause we could do this instead
>Nuh uh, cause they could just this other thing
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>>3078966
I already read all the good ones.
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>>3078962
neither is the ability for a bullet to penetrate a Unicorns forcefield but that seems to be fair speculation.
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>>3078930
welp

equestria is over

also

>tunneling nukes
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>>3078971
No, you'd detonate it in the cloud fortress.
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>>3078955
mmm

i don't like the idea that equestria exists in the same way that our universe does

or is this our universe, just on a planet where ponies exist?
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>>3078971
Oh good, it will still hit it's target on the ground then.
Not to mention the intense heat would probably vaporize the cloud fortress.
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>>3078981
Fap to gay furry porn.

That's usually what I do when there's nothing better.
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>>3078993
You too, anon?
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>>3078983
It's never shown that a bullet can't penetrate a unicorn's forcefield either, so that is open for speculation.
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>>3078967
>Anything orbital
>Pummeled by meteors, courtesy of Luna
Ha, good luck with that
>>
HEY GUYS

PLANET CRACKERS, BIOWEAPONS AND ENERGY BEAMS
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>>3078993
Im not into guys.
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>>3079001
You're not into guys yet
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>>3079000
THERE WE GO.

SINCE WE'RE SO FAR INTO THE FUTURE WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE SPACE FLEETS.
Burn the planet from orbit, GG ponies fuck you.
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>>3078999
This whole thing relies on them understanding what we're doing.

Even the nuke teleportation.

>ponies
>understanding that the big ship launching bright lights is trying to kill them until it's too late
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>>3079001

we'll correct that.
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>>3078976
Okay, you're free to start a discussion about something else
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>>3078998
but it is shown in the show that it is fairly easy, and seemingly common place to gather up Pegasi to search for threats at the drop of a hat. So whos to say the Equestrian military doesnt do this as a matter of security
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>Sniper unit in Ginny suits uses local foliage to blend in.
>One of them used poison joke in his.
>Developed Turretes like symptoms, causing the others to panic.
>They drag him back to the camp.
>Get affected by the plant aswell.
>The commander places his hand over his face and grumbles something as three men in bush suits shout, twitch and act like a dog.
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>>3079001
That's no good, anon
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>>3079015
So are you born gay or do you become gay?

I swear you people never make up your minds.
It's a sickness.
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>bombing pones

I'd rather infiltrate them.

If you know what I mean.
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>>3078958
The more people who can draw them the better.
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>>3079015
I think Owen Wilson would be the perfect Braeburn
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>>3079030
it's a harmless deformity, like your webbed toes
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>>3079007
I try and fail in the past.

>>3079015
At least post a hadnsome man not that thing.
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>>3079030
Little of column A, little of column B. Nobody's quite sure how much of each, though.
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>>3079031

>infiltrate

[VGRD
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>>3079031
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>>3079021
Hiding with a ghillie suit would suck when ponies decide to have a picnic on your back.
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>>3078416
>>3078398

Oh God.

What if Hedge Knight and Fawn/Lad/Whatever his name is, went back to Equestria?

Canterlot would blow the kid's mind.
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>>3079020
If there really were enough pegasi patrolling at all times to detect nukes we would have seen those patrols in the episodes.
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>>3079030
There are different theories. I don't care, as far as I know, I just like dicks. Well, actually I like everything so there's probably something different going on there too.
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>>3079011
>astronomer ponies/sage ponies know we're coming literally decades before we even arrive in their dimension
>after getting such a wake-up call when NMM came back, prophecies are now taken extremely seriously
>they prepare like a motherfucker, every stallion, mare and foal is working for the defence effort
>our ships finally arrive only to be met with tremendous magical resistance
>we never stood a chance

it's_magic_i_ain't_gotta_explain_shit.jpg
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>>3079044
I'd like to see this drawn.
Ponies setting up a picnic cloth over two gillies, one of the pones sitting on one of the gillies' head.
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>>3079044
>They think the ponies can't see them.
>They can.
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>>3079013
>ponies
>capable of time manipulation
>Can't figure out simple shit like an invading army
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>>3079030
It's looking like it's part genetics and part environment

It's $100 unchangeable though
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>>3079055
>>our ships finally arrive only to be met with tremendous magical ______hugs
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>>3079034
but braeburn isn't ugly
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>>3079061
>It was Pinkie's idea.
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>>3079055
>it's_magic_i_ain't_gotta_explain_shit.jpg
>I can make up the rules as a go along, fuck you and fuck your debate.
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>>3079043
I would insert myself behind ennemy lines.

If you catch my drift
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>>3079045
For the Lad's sanity, pray that this is taking place in the early centuries of Canterlot. Otherwise, the tech difference would blow his mind beyond repair. Or it would look like all ponies could use magic thanks to Clark's Third Law.
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>>3079075
I would catch your drift

if you know what I mean
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>>3079055
>We think it was uninhabited to begin with.
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>>3079055
I still like to think humans and materials from our dimension are immune to magic to remove the bullshit "magic beats everything" from the discussion.
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>>3079072
pinkie had 8 hooves at one point. it's not my fault this universe is fudged up
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>>3079052
Unless, oh, I don't know, maybe they didn't have a need for skyfulls of patrols because they weren't at war?
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>>3078805
>you will never hear her try to say something amidst her lust-fueled moans
>you will never arch her back all the way so you can suck on her neck
>you will never let her whisper in your ear "cum inside me"
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>>3078950
Either expand your horizons or stop being a sick fuck that faps to horses.

The chaws is yaws.
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Why are we trying to kill the ponies?
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>>3079082
WHAT A TWEEST

run with it.
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>>3079086
But they won't know they're at war until after our first attack.
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>tfw you still feel bad for Spike at the end of RQ
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>>3079064
>implying
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Wouldn't Pinkie's sense help Equestrians to know that a nuke will fall?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188452?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3079083
But that's equally just as fucking magic.
You're using bullshit ass-pulled magic to try to nullify the canon magic
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>>3079092
But real horses cant talk.
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>>3079045
>>3079080

>"So who's t' one paintin' on everydeer's bums? Has he got a shop round here?"
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>>3079092
Unf source?
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>>3079121
In ideal circumstances, women can't talk either.
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>>3079118
HAHA

KIND OF LIKE YOU
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>>3079092
>Nezumi horse
>>
MAGITECH ALLIANCE

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO ATTACK PONIES
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>>3079132
HAHAHHA RAPE XD
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>>3079103
You're assuming we can just stroll up to Canterlot.
Which is a dumb assumption
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>>3079123
>"Lad, I think it's time I sat you down and had a talk about the marks."
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>>3079128
>AND JUDD APATOW AS BIG MAC
>not this guy
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>>3079034

STARRING OWEN WILSON AS BRAEBURN

AND JASON SEGEL AS BIG MAC

IN

FARM BOYS
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>>3079140
lel SO FUNNAY XD
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>>3079034
>>3079128

>Braeburn gets into all kinds of misadventures around Appleoosa with his Chinapone buddy.
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>>3079035
I have webbed toes..just saying.
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>>3079136
well yeah, but this is the government we're talking about

the most childish individuals imaginable
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>>3079143
We don't have to.

That's where the nuclear option comes into effect, dammit.
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>humanity travels to equestria
>all the ponies know of our coming
>looking down at their world we can see all the mares with their butts to the sky, tails raised, their juicy vaginal lips winking in unison
the noise produced is powerful enough to reach our ships in outerspace. All of our fleet becomes disoriented by the screaming echo of thousands of fleshy squelches booming back and forth between the bulkheads and exploding our eardrums
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>>3078949
>if our current understanding of physics is correct
That is a very big if.
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>>3079092
Man, when you know exactly what it looks like under the censor I can't think of anything to put here, but I have seen that pic many times
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>>3079158
You disgusting sick fuck.
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>>3079085
>8
6, dyewts?
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>>3079133
>canon forcefields, time travel, supersonic flight with no tool asistance, teleportation, telekinesis, weather/sun/moon manipulation
>none of that is fair because I have to be right so I'm saying it doesn't count
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So does Celestia/Luna turn the planet or...
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>>3079132
Deafdefiler pls die
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>>3079162
>hypersonic vulvic winks

____unf.
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>>3079131
>not recognizing Nezumi

I suppose we were all young and innocent once upon a time.
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>>3079143
No, I'm assuming we can hit them from anywhere on the planet with a missile travelling at several times the speed of sound and carrying a warhead capable of destroying Canterlot and everything within 10 miles of it. Which is a perfectly valid assumption.
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>>3079162

we won't burn their planet.

but we will take it.

as She has commanded.
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>>3079160
Okay
You're assuming you can just "have" nukes there, which is even dumber
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>>3079136
>humans
>being friendly and excited to meet other intelligent life and eager to teach them and learn from them
>not wanting to kill them all because we are god's chosen and they are otherwordly demons

It's 2012BC, get with the times.
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>>3079132
I hope you die alone and unwanted.
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>>3079173
Except for the fact that your adding shit in.
>LUL LUNA CAN JUST THROW METEORS AT THE MISSILES
>PONOS CAN'T BE HURT BY BOOLITS XDD
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>humanity opens a gate into fictional space
>the first place they travel to turns out to be a universe where every greentext produced by MLPG exists at the same time
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>>3079178
>Celestia rises the sun
>Celestia controls the fucking sun
>Celestia would simply turn the sun against humanity's vessels, burning every human alive
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>>3079171
the 2 she was standing on were offscreen
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188452?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

pls 1 more

pls
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>>3079192
Stop samefagging
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What if we fight alongside pones?
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>>3079198
>implying she was standing
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Any more of that lost squad of soldiers in Equestria greentext?
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>>3079196
At least I have hot sauce...
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>>3079206
against what?
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>>3079060
I wonder if those soldiers could keep their composure. Snipers have to go through a lot of shit sometimes literally during their training.
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>>3079190
I think you me 40,0012 AD, when all the good humans left to chill with the tau.
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>>3079173
The forcefields are breakable, the teleportation can only be done by a couple of ponies, and none of the other stuff is relevant to war.
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>>3079205
prove it
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>>3079194
>Unfair bullshit OP fanon is only okay when I do it because I have to be right all the time
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>>3079197
If thats true how large/far away is said sun?

From their perspective she could very well just be turning the planet
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>>3079184
Unf Is go time.
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>>3079196
You've just created infinitely layered fictional spaces, congratulations.
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>>3079196
>start writing self insert fapfic stories
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>>3079140
>>3079181
>>3079192
>26 posts
>>3079132 is the one people decide to pretend to be offended at

Are you even trying anymore?
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>>3079190
that don't sound like humans, sounds like people from the United Estates of America
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>>3079212
A severe lack of cool castles and chill friendship.

Frightening enemies indeed.
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>>3079189
How's that dumb? It's 70 year old technology.
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>>3079214

>Tau
>good

Enjoy your masturbatory fantasy taufag.
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>>3079206
Is that a Magic 8 ball?
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>>3079218
Then stop doing it yourself and other things won't rise to balance the op bullshit you're pushing.
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>>3079217
why?
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>>3079212
Make something up.
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>>3079207
well she wasn't balancing on her horse penis, that's for sure
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>>3079240
or is it?
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>>3079228
So, you're going to shoot a missile from here to there?
Good luck. You'll need it
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>>3079240
She's Pinkie, she doesn't have to stand on anything.
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OH SHIT

GROUP PICTURES NOW

NOBODY BE A YOB AND FUCK EVERYTHING UP
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>>3079225
>America hate

So edgy. They were born in a country with a self righteous govenrment so they and they alone will hate the xeno scum.

People of all nationalities are xenophobic and prejudiced, often without reason. These people are also consistently less intelligent than their more accepting peers who would be the ones going into space and meeting other races.
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>>3079234
>Other people have to stop arguing against me because I have to be right every time
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>>3079190
I've always preferred squids.
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>>3079237
a final stand against changelings to remove them from existence once and for all?
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>>3079242
...

_______new headcanon.
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>>3079243
If we're going to war with the ponies we're already there.
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>>3079223
>Stop picking on me guys! All I want to do is treat women as something less than human and rape them ;_;
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>>3079213
>the gillie being sat on has a scowl that could put satan to shame
>the other gillie is suppressing laughter
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>>3079256
>changelings
>most harmless predator on the planet, don't even kill their prey
>not dragons
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>>3079254
Sage by accident.
Whoops.
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http://www.artrenewal.org/articles/2005/Abstract/Ross.php
>Ross
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>>3079248
also, I write Estates instead of States
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>>3079144

>Celestia can't help but smile, even as the guards shuffle uncomfortably at the fawn's question.
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>>3079246
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>>3079274
We're past bump limit anyway so it's fine, bro.
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>>3079055
>what was supposed to be an exploratory expedition is slaughtered by the locals before they even make orbit
>probes are sent to the edge of the system to figure out what happened
>after coming up and discarding several plans humanity just decides to turn every gas giant in their system into a new star
>Celestia and Luna are so busy dealing with their increased workload that they don't notice the asteroids heading for the planet's polls
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>>3079279
>Fred Ross

oh you
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>>3079279
>Abstract Art is Not Abstract and Definitely Not Art, by Fred Ross (edited by Iian Neill)

I know it's not Ross, but even if he was, I'd agree with him
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>>3079237
>Humans and Pones fight this
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>>3079213
>The ponies finish their picnic and leave.
>Not a word is spoken
>A Frisbee hits one in the face.
>Another one has a kite crash into his back.
>The gillies are in the middle of a park.
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>>3079253
You don't even put up any decent arguments.
Just "LOL MAGIC"

I'm done.
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>>3079248
>Human fleet arrives
>friendly to ponies
>celestia wants to sent her own diplomats
>they're met with rioting humans shouting for the demons to go back to hell
>gunfire happens
>long, long talk about how every human is different
>pony travel to earth forbidden until the issue is resolved
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>>3079292
Elaborate.
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>>3079264
Well, congratulations, you officially won the whole debate.
Since we can apparently just teleport nukes directly into Celestia's bedroom, we win.
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>>3079283
>>
How do you doooo it?
You make me want to liiiive agaaiiinnn
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>>3079283
>fluttershy

Have you ever unf'd so hard that you became a chair?
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>>3079287
Well shit nigger, that's thinking outside of the box.
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>>3079295
You don't even put up any decent arguments.
Just "LOL NOT MAGIC"

I'm done.
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>>3079299
as in I don't believe abstract can be called art
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>>3079301
>>3079283
>all this joisey
make it stop.
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>>3079310
Yeah, why?
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>>3079300
>Since we can apparently just teleport nukes directly into Celestia's bedroom

Man the random things I would teleport into her room...
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>>3079307
...No?
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>>3079319
I'd teleport crates upon crates of dildos.

It would be hilarious.
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>>3079287
you fool! their queen controls the sun! you think she'll have trouble with another one?

>yfw she lauches the new stars at the human command ships
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>>3079044
>>3079060
>>3079213
>>3079294
this has to be drawn.
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>>3079315
art is supposed to send a message
abstractionism doesn't send anything, I can't interpret anything from it
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>>3079316
Twilight and Rarity need to eat a god damn sandwich.

Not a fuckin daisy sandwich either.
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I hunger for rolls.
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http://pastebin.com/hnziXggh
Lyraquest Part 11 has concluded.

Anon stuck it to the man, ate Mom's Spaghetti, choked a bitch, bought condoms, and is now making a move on her girlfriend.

See you next week, Friday (the 14th) at 20:00 PDT (UTC-7)... I hope.
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>>3079315
Because he's too dumb to understand anything other than a picture of something that looks exactly like what it's meant to represent.
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>>3079323
Feline dildos
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>the fool wins
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>>3079339
YOU FOOL
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>>3079343
No
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>>3079319
>Celestia finds a baseball, some marbles and a few Lego's in her room.
>Well, she didn't find the Lego's, they found her hoof.
>Canterlot had never heard her use the Royal Canterlot Voice, till that night.
>>
"Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass."

we star wars now

ponies ded
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>>3079333
>333
Well you seem prepared for it
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>>3079335
5deep7me
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>>3079336
Feline, canine, equine, ursine, porcine, whatever kind of -ine you want you can probably find dildos of it on the internet.

And they're all being teleported right into Celestia's bedroom.
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>>3079345
NO U
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>>3079339
phew! good thing i'm a knave
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>>3079283
Oh gosh I'd really love to You would probably rape one of those women if you knew she wouldn't go to the police about it.
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>>3079293
Collapses under its own weight. Nothing to fight.
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>>3079307

got her. no singles, though. it's Nigri, if you were wondering.
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>>3079359
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>>3079294
I could see this as their expressions throughout the whole day.
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>>3079356
I'd do a lot of things if I knew I could get away with it.
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>>3079359
stop talking, it's breaking my boner

i mean, focus

i mean, boner
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188472?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3079330
>I can't interpret it, therefore it has no merit.
Abstract does though. Not all, but some.
Then there are color fields that try to bring you in a state of mind and action paintings, which are a mere rudiment of the process.
>>
>we invade earth
>all the humans roll their tanks and planes out of their garages
>snipers out of nowhere
>weaponized diseases
>bombs that look like regular objects
I don't get why you ponies keep saying we could win a war with the humans. They have some much technology and most of it probably hasn't even been shown by the show.
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>>3079356
Maybe
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>>3079346
>send her a lewd drawing some drawfag did of her
>a note with it saying "I KNOW"
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>>3079293
Send in the beardy humans.
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>>3079328
I agree.

The concept sounds like it has quite a bit of hilarious potential.
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>>3079359
the lollipop chainsaw spokesperson?

unf.
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>>3079372
we mlhg now
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So, what are you guys listening?

And to you think your worst pony like that sound to her ear?
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>>3079370
yeah like that...
I mean, colored squares is art now? What are we in kinder garden?
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>>3079377
Pinkie has to 'accidentally' boop one in the nose at some point.
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>>3079370
>magic cards are art
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>>3079375

>They agree to do it.
>>In return for any minerals and valuable ores they take out of the beast, and 300 casks of ale
>each.
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>>3079370
That represents nothing. It has no merit. A five year old could have done that.
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>>3079357
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVOmquEcGEE&t=1s
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>>3079383
Hot Chip - In Our Heads
AOTY shit, nigga
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>You will never drunkenly surf on the back of your favorite winged horse
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>>3079197
>the sudden change in gravity destroys the planet
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>>3079383
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jGZJxnJk-4

maybe?
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>>3079383
>So, what are you guys listening?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib19evMJJVI

I dont have a worst pone, only a favorite.
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>>3079324
>implying sun control
>not a giant dome
>implying that we did not create this world
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>>3079388
Magic cards can HAVE nice art
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>>3078959
Well fuck you, more for me. I'd a Thickalis any day of the week.
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>>3079401
Why did we change our minds? Why did we decide to hate them?

And how did they figure out how to take down our ships?
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>>3079383
>Obie Trice - What You Want

haters gonna etc.

____applejack would probably hate it
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>>3079394
In this day and age you can shit on a canvas and call it "art" if you bullshit a message behind it.
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>>3079392
Anyone have the image of the pony trying to drink a glass of the beardy humans ale?
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>>3079394
>observation dictates meaning
loooooooooool
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>>3079388
>Magic cards aren't art
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>>3079383

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QghwNqlCRE&feature=related

I've been on a Harry Nilsson kick lately.
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>>3079384
>>3079394
I don't see how it does not have merit.
Simply because something can be made by anyone, does not restrict merit.

This doesn't even matter, though, just an argument at the side. You are right when it doesn't represent anything tangible - it is meant to bring the viewer in a state of mind. Also, an image on a screen does not do it justice: these paintings are huge.
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>>3079408
The 40kids became the majority interest group for the entire species following a cultural revolution.

Ponies have knowledge of the human philosophy "crash shit into other shit really fast and hard to make it go boom".
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>>3079294
>that night they get up and go back to their base of operations
>It's AJ's barn
>they have their camp set up in a hayloft and disguised so that a pony could take a bale or two from the loft and not notice a thing
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>>3079404
>>3079416
You know, just about the only good thing to come out of the Kamigawa run was the artwork.
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now, Yaya, she's an acquired taste, i'll admit. but i've acquired it. kinda. i like that she's basically a plastic doll. she seems like the sort of chick who'd be possessed as a conduit of Slaanesh, y'know?

that said, she should stay the FUCK away from Black Cat.
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>>3079283
>3DPD
eeew
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>>3079410
Go read up on it.
That were the nineties.
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>>3079392
>"It's a bargain if you ask me."
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>>3079388
Some of my favorite artists draw for MtG.

I wish I had some people to play with again. We used to have a decent competitive scene in my town before douchebags killed it.
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>>3079422
>Insane 40k fans have full control of the future
>nearly every member of the human race is bioengineered into either a tower, muscular, hyperviolent mutant or a service creature
>SPESS MARIN
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>>3079383
I don't think DAsh like videogame soundtrack.

>tfw there no full translation for this game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS0RSbzTcf8
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>>3079421
>Simply because something can be made by anyone, does not restrict merit.

I've thought about that, it's like trying to find the answer to "does skill make it art?" again...
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>>3079271
/tg/ once talked about hunting dragons with tanks and helicopters. They came to the realization that an Abrams is so heavy that a dragon cannot lift it or pull it. It can also survive the fire breath of a red dragon and the electric breath of a blue dragon.
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The roll is here gentlemen, good luck, and may you dubs.
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>>3079428
>not fapping to both 3DPD AND 2D
>any year
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>>3079448
Celestia please.
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>>3079441
Boop.
Art does not imply merit.
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>>3079426
>Dat Kiki Jiki
>>
can we please not /tg/?

it makes me sad
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>>3079383
Anywhere - Anywhere

I don't think dash would enjoy that, but who knows..
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>>3079453
>faping to humans
Man, I wish that shit would still work... but it just doesnt do anything for me anymore
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>>3079448
Stockades and voyeurism with Lyra and a human.
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>>3079448
Applejack
consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. Followed by reverse cowgirl for the same.
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>>3079448
What are we rolling for?
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>>3079457
Same here, I dislike traditional gaming.
I'd rather be /mu/
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>>3079324
>The juggler juggles that ball pretty well
>Let's throw him four more balls all at the same time
For all we know she's only good at controlling that specific star. Even if she can control more than one it would be taxing on her.
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>>3079448
Anon and Celestia get stoned and mess around
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>>3079448
Hows about some Chrysalis corruption of Anon, second person.
>>
v
Applejack ass worship
With some Rarity
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>>3079466
oh COME ON
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>>3079466
Dangit. Though this might be funny.
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>>3079370
That's not really a good example of what the writer was talking about because those colors at least were consciously chosen.

The argument focused mostly on art made by random processes, such as paint splatters.
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>>3079466
with random things appearing in her room for them to mess with
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>>3079448
I want a story depicting a high five between two ponies, your decision.
Not just any high five, oh no. A high five so pure of heart and so intense with it's own greatness, that the energy given off will resonate for ages.
The high five is so great, that the ponies that partook in the high five keep the hooves they used as hands.
What, how are you supposed to high five with just hooves?
Oh, and intense fingering or something so the porn doesn't get left out and feel lonely.
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>>3079467
No. Nononono.

I hate fetishes with no canon basis. Can't we do goo restraint and rape with shapeshifting kinkyness? Trick rape? Something more cano changeling-ish?
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>>3079477
>you will never take a handshake to the next level with a pone.

OH MY NIPPLES
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>>3079474
I wasn't assaulting the article, but even so:
>action paintings, which are a mere rudiment of the process.
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>>3079466
Well, looks like we have a winner, certainly an interesting topic.

And please clarify the "messing around"
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>>3079271
>Changelings are actually a beneficial creature.
>They feed on emotions, not just love like ponies figure.
>They help pony society from reaching a critical emotional level by consuming the excess.
>Chrysalis was just never good at merging her swarm into pony societies.
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>>3079479
>waifu is chrysalis
>wants to do roleplay rape
>turns into pone
>rape time
>chrysalis peeks out of the closet and watches the whole thing
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>>3079457
Gary Gygax is spinning in his grave right now.
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>>3079487
i would a celestia's ass
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>>3079446

doubt it could survive some of the spells older dragons could cast. or a black dragon's acid. or a dragon's claws, it gets in too close.
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>>3079492
>Find a driver
>404 DRIVER NOT FOUND
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>>3079492
>All dose cores.
>All dose processors.
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>>3079489
>Cheeselegs is just a spaghettimancer
>"You doomed us all my Queen!"
>"Y-you too!"
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>>3079487
you guys

you guys i think i unf'd again

it's bad

i can't get out
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>>3079479
What if she transforms herself so that she engulfs you? You are now Chrysalises skeleton.
>>
READY FLIN
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>>3079487
"Messing around" starts as stupid pranks on guards, turns in to cuddling, escalates as far as you want to write

Bonus points for Celestia domming anon out of nowhere
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>>3079491
I really wish that had gotten expounded upon.

Hm. Maybe I can harang a willing individual to help... Flesh out that idea.
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>>3079487
>mfw I moved back to hentai a long time ago so this does nothing to me
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>>3079513
ya blew it
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>>3079513
>Flin

god dammit, squid
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>>3079513
READY FLAN
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>>3079513
READYSugarcube
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>>3079282

>The fawn asking about Cutie Marks in front of Celestia

Why do I find this so cute?
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>>3079513
READY FLAN
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>>3079513
Ready Flan
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>>3079516
>tfw you set out to masturbate to one thing, then get distracted and orgasm to another.
it almost feels like i wasted my time.
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>>3079523
WANT
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>>3079514
Alright, sounds like a good time.
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>>3079533
no time spent fapping is wasted
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>>3079492
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>>3079533
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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>>3079487
Her hair better be messy.
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>>3079533
as long as the orgasm is fulfilling, isn't that the important thing?
i haven't had a good one in forever... i miss real girls
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>>3079512
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>>3079540
The jester hat always gets me.
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>>3079533
>tfw you tab up 10-20 pictures to fap to
>you blew it prematurely before the one you saved the best for last
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>>3079508
I can help you
Just think about her blowing warm stinky blasts of gas from her large moist sphincter. The force of the fart squeezing between her glorious alabaster cheeks creating a loud sputtering sound.
>>
we ded?
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188502?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3079543

that's one thing that makes Her a bit sad. most of MLPG has forgotten what it feels like to give somebody else pleasure. She loves you, and She wants you to love others.
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>>3079363
>>3079423
>"What the fuck was that?!" one hisses to the other.
>"Fuck if I know, but we are never scouting in that area again."

>"Ah swear, I keep hearin' something in the loft." A voice from below is heard, causing the two to freeze.
>Applejack gets into the loft and looks around, not noticing the two off shaped bales of hay.
>"Shoot, must be loosing my mind." she says to herself and leaves.
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>>3079561
holy shit until now I didn't think other people would follow similar fapping rituals as me..
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>>3079565
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rc4ltH27A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rc4ltH27A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_rc4ltH27A
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>>3079569
but i remember, and i miss it
:(
>>
I thought Applebloom singing on H&H was cute as hell.
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Guys what if the show had digivolutions?
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>>3079569
>most of MLPG has forgotten what it feels like to give somebody else pleasure.

>implying I actually knew that in the first place

Ya blew it
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>>3079569
>implying I forgot what bags of sand feel like
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>>3079501
>spells
/tg/ admitted that spells could fuck a helicopter or tank badly

>acid
That could also fuck shit up

>claws
Maybe. Maybe not. Don't tanks have that armor that explodes outwards when it is compromised?
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>>3079583
Di-Di-Digivolve
>Digi-Modify!

What would the main six's champion forms be like , mlpg?
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>>3079540
Flawless strategy. Twice the coarez, twice the performance.
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>>3079585

you will. i believe in you, bro.
>>
just wondering, does anyone have the headcanon that luna is japanese?
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>>3079583
>TWILIGHTMON DIGIVOLVES TO...
>PONYTAMON
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>>3079576
I've done my job.
>>
Could humans defend off a DJ ACID attack?
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>>3079569
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
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Who is the marker's waifu?
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>>3079569
how can I miss what I've never had?
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>>3079583
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>>3079603

No.
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>>3079583

Tamers had the best digivolution theme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0rbfwhgvQ

pity most of the sequences were shitty cgi. Seriously... of all the series only Tamers had completely traditionally animated sequences.
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>>3079606
Butt plug.
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>>3079610
This hot bitch.
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>>3079610
DYEWTG?
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>>3079624
She's another entity that represents the marker, though.
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>>3079608

MLPG belongs to Her. get out, birdie.
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>>3079593
What kind of acid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Izm1LQfw4&t=55s
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>>3079624
Is this considered masturbation?
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>>3079624
Who the fuck is this?
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>>3079619
Im really, really sorry for american kids...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysWLoNT2rPo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyc2b8d9ZBs
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>>3079565
>alabaster cheeks

oh god! the unf is overtaking me! it is a good .unf
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>>3079583
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Holy shit it's nearly 4:30.

Time for bed.
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>>3079638
Get out.
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>>3079522

>Your homeland is a long way away from here
>Ponies are an odd lot, with their "cutie marks" and magic and flight
>but they seem interested in hearing you tell them about the way your people bring in the harvest, or life in your village
>really, they seem to like hearing you talk about anything...
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>>3079632
Marker pone x Isaac is the only choice.

Its a love/hate relationship
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>>3079610

>waifu

her husbandu is the Dunking Stallion.
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>>3079619
I remember Tamers being my favorite season,uju although its been fucking forever since I watched any digimon at all.

I'm pretty sure it was mostly because of Guilmon.
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>>3079639
>digimon
>not just a rip off of pokemon
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>>3079603
i see what you did there
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>tfw you find an ERP partner who's into the same stupidly specific fetish as you and manages to push all your buttons in exactly the right way

>tfw some bitch claims him as his own and now he's never available
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>>3079632
Avatars can love each other.
Not to mention the marker is marking itself, while Markerpone represents the process of finding and marking a thread.
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What does panka think of british teeth?
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>>3079639

I don't like j-pop, I prefer the yankee themes

come at me
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>>3079658
>Avatars can love each other

Aang x Korra OTP
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>>3079665
I WILL respect your opinion as much as I hate it
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>>3079669
NO
DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT SHOW
IT'S FORBIDDEN
SHUT THE FUCK UP
RIGHT NOW
I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU IF YOU SAY THAT NAME ONE MORE TIME
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
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>>3079496
>>3079496
>>3079496

DARF PLS WRITE

I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT
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>>3079669
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>>3079496
DARF
DARF DARF DARF
WRITE ME AN INKY DONKEY CLOPFIC
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>>3079678
woah, chill bro

no need to turn this thread into bolin for columbine

that joke was terrible.
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>>3079657
What fetish?
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>>3079678
Ika pls go
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>>3079506
>Chrysalis was put in her position and within the week, their host died off.
>An entire village, renowned for its hot springs, just winked out overnight.
>The hivemind has the images they saw that day firmly imprinted in it.
>The queen occasionally sings for the swarm, sometimes the tones of the insect-like hums and buzzing are almost sad.
>They are songs of mourning.
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>>3079705
Yes.
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>>3079705
I don't miss him but his spam was hilarious
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>>3079673

it's really just the digivolution themes I prefer

I find the funky electronic sounds more befitting the situation.
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>>3079705
>Terse
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>>3079646

>They're very polite, though - the stallions always hold the door for you, and offer you their spot in long lines.
>>
any new murder horse

got permabanned from a pony server for hating mlp
>>
Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill?
>>
we ded
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>>3079732
No Mr Curtis, Dexter's in school
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188525?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
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>>3079732
Why, Mr. KirkDexter's in school!
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how come threads always ded so hard after the 200 image point
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>>3079743
>>3079736
I'm afraid he's not,
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>>3079737
>Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.
Uh...?
>>
Bitch at me for mentioning Eurobeats remix all you want.
I am just finding how much both he and the number one are stomping everyone below them.
Even if he doesn't win, our boy is gonna get some recognition.
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>>3079747
that boy needs therapy
>>
>tfw you downloaded the GF episode 5 leak but you cant get the sound to work

maybe somebody should stream it.
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>>3079749
Either you need to register an account or the game is full
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>>3079750
>bitching about Eurobeat guy
people do this?
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>>3079750

>diamond dogs vocal mix will never come out
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>>3079751
Lie down on the couch
>>
ROSE
ROSE
ROSE
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>>3079760
>>
LUNA WONT YOU CRY FOR ME
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>>3079717

>You seen that doe from Deer Country? What a hot accent, right? I could get a boner listening to her talk about dirt.
>If I'm not getting totally lost in those eyes of hers, I mean.
>And her tail doesn't hide anything.
>ANYTHING.
>>
Does anyone have the picture of the butt that Jessy drew?
>>
Has anyone checked out the emergency backup lately?
No more >rape.
Only boop.
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>>3079764
What does that mean?
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>>3079769
oh fuck

vietnam flashback

that song is terrible
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>>3079766
Rose is dead.
The buses came.
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>>3079778

what does DFG stand for?
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>>3079778

YOU'RE A NUT!
YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT!
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.html

Lyra quest updated.
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>>3079771
Oh dear.
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>>3079782
>that song is terrible
i will fucking cut you
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>>3079776
I don't, but have the butt of Jessy Drew
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>>3079782
WONT YOU FIGHT
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>>3079782

I like that song.
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>>3079792

WOAHSHIII--
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>mfw making a shrine to slaanesh and then fapping furiously to Chrys
Now I understand religious rituals
they're fun
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>>3079792
>Not "Oh deer".
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>>3079795
SMITH
SMIIIIIIITH
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>>3079786
I'm gonna kill you
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>>3079782
>that song is terrible
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>>3079801
I don't think people practice religious rituals for fun.
But it is certainly a great reason to do so.
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>>3079801

You're not a true devotee of Slaanesh until you're jamming toothpicks into your eardrums and squiggling them around in there just because you're so desperate for the tiniest hint of sensation.
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>>3079446
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/dragonTrue.htm
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/carryingCapacity.htm
Great wyrm red dragon can lift 204800 pounds or drag 1024000 pounds, an M1 Abrams weighs only 135200 pounds.
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>>3079804
>Wanting to take a shot at a pun.
>>
LET'S
SHIP
TRIPS
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>>3079827
I ship BonBon x Lyra x Anon
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>>3079827

Rose X me
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>Not already being dead
Fucking proletariat.
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>>3079827
Lets not and say we did...
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>>3079820
Oh wait, it's actually a quadruped, make that 307200 pounds and 1536000 pounds.
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>>3079827

ROSE X KLONDIKE OTP

Darf x GG is great too
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>>3079837
Back off, I already called her.
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>>3079789
No one loves you or is thankful for your efforts.

>>3079827
Sentenal rapes Jessy.
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>>3079827
Schmuddel X Jakegyllenhaal OTP
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>>3079446
>box made of metal
>effective against electricity

i'm sure i'm missing something in that equation...
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>>3079795
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>>3079792
>>3079804
>>3079824
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>>3079841
I ship the guy that posts this filename with the guy that posts the scootaloo file name that I'm copying here
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>>3079854
>>3079856
Oh smith
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>>3079850

Surely you don't think it's just a thin layer of super-conductive metals between the soldiers and the outside?
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>>3079854
>>3079856
Whoa
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>>3079854
>>3079856
LFKNLAKFBNQLKDJNQWLK CQWUD NWEFIBM2NIXFO2NMRUI2XMNRXFIU2ILNRCMU2ELCMNQXILWSBXNEWMLCXNE2CIBNQEFVMKLEFBVNWEMIUVBNEFXMDL;VBEKMVBEN
UHXBENUYCBEOUYCXNEOUVBEFUHBC
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>>3079856
>>3079854
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>>3079854
>>3079856
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>>3079850
METAL BOXES
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New Murderhorse! Get it while it's hot!
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188535?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3079850
Tank is grounded, electricity flows along outside and away from crew
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>>3079854
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>>3079854
>>3079856
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>>3079827
NTSTS x Obsdian
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>>3079866
>>3079865
>>3079864
>>3079863

Four hit combo
Nice one, mlpg
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>>3079808

RAN A KAZOO
LET'S HAVE IT TO YOU

NOW WHEN I COUNT THREE
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>>3079877
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>>3079880
Awful. Just awful.
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Fuck everything.
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>>3079696
dom and microphilia.
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>>3079869
>game not working for the 3 time in the role

Whelp, guess I call it a day.
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I want to knead pone butt.
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>>3079892
Are you the one who keeps leaving?
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>>3079892
This.
Good night, MLPG
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>>3079827
>>3079888
>>
so like

is epic mafia any good?
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>>3079907
No, it's terrible, but it's all we have
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>>3079907
Yes
It's fun
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>>3079907
its shit
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>>3079897
Yes, for some reason, the game either lag as fuck or the site is shitty for the past hour.

I apologize if I mess up the last three games for you guys.
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>>3079896
Me too.
I hereby claim Pinkie as my butt-kneading partner.
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>>3079907

You bet.
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>>3079907

It would be good if the fucking guy that makes it wasn't a worse programmer than Notch.
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>>3079890
Unf.

I don't ERP but those are fucking hotespecially when combined. Do you have logs or anything you can share?
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why don't we just play team fortress 2 like everyone else?
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>>3079869
Even newer murderhorse because last one fucked up becuase >Lucid.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1188545?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
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>>3079923
>autismspeaks
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>>3079925
>tf2speaks
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>>3079913
>Enter butt-kneading championship with pone
>Become the very best butt-kneader
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>>3079923
Because everyone plays on a brony server and love playing autistic hale mods with ponies.
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>>3079923
seconding this
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>>3079923
>Not playing Minecraft.
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>>3079890
What's the difference between microphilia and macrophilia? Is it like being dominant or submissive where you like to either be the big guy or the little guy?
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>>3079935
>Autismblocks
>2011+1
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>>3079935
>playing autismblocks
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>>3079913
Do a good job, and you get a treat.
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>>3079771

>Perfectly okay with human/pone interspecies sex
>freaking out at the idea of pone/deer getting it on

What the hell have you guys done to me - I can't tell if this is a good thing or bad.
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>>3079935
>autismcraft

eat shit
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would you eat food cooked by a horse
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Always wondered /mlp/, what do you think about homosexuality?
Non pony, I mean.
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>>3079929
Well, I could never reach the championship without the best partner in Equestria.
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>>3079923
>Implying people play the game
>Implying we just don't go to Skial servers trying to trade laser weapons for purple hats
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>>3079944
I'd remove that lolipop
with my mouth
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>>3079929
>Pick Applejack for a partner
>Unable to knead her hard-as-steel butt
>She kneads your butt instead
>You win first place
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>>3079958
>Always wondered /mlp/
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>>3079955
which horse?
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>>3079958
>/mlp/
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>Playing minecraft
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>play starcraft 2
>start every competitive game by asking my opponent 'who is your favourite pony?'
>some of them leave in disgust

best strategy ever devised.
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>>3079958
>/mlp
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>>3079958
We're not /mlp/. We're /co/.
And if you've been "wondering" how fucking gay we are, well you just haven't been paying any attention at all.
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>>3079972
HAHAHAHA
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>>3079966
>>3079969
>>3079973
>>3079974
I dun goofed
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>>3079955
Only if she made it with love.
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>>3079958
What, you're not homosexual?
What are you, a fucking faggot?
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>>3079958
It's not my thing but it doesn't bother me that others are in to it
my face when I can't stop writing gay pony fanfiction
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>>3079936
microphilia is when you like having a little person around you (you're the big one) and macrophilia is when you like having a big person around you (you're the small one).

most of the time the big one's the dom while the smaller one is sub (for obvious reasons) but you can have a big guy being submissive and the smaller one being dominant
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>>3079958

/v/ pls go.
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>>3079986
post some
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>>3079966
>>3079969
>>3079973
>>3079974
We are on /mlp/. We're not the /co/ threads. There is no lifeboat and these threads are filled with what you call "the piss." You just refuse to acknowledge it.
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>>3079964
>Implying you wouldn't get lots of practice together before you entered competitions.
She'd help you out. AJ would be a tough partner, but the rewards would be great. Your arms would get huge and she'd be devoted to you.
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>>3079994
We've become the very monster we hated ;_;
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>>3079988
>>3079988
That exact thread inspired me.
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>>3079991
see
>>3078169
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>>3080008
Write more, faggot
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>>3079994
If that's how you feel, then go away.
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>>3079958
there is something very beautiful about lesbian love

i guess you could say the same about gay love

there's something very pure and beautiful about it and how it doesn't produce children, tends to involve oral sex and other activities that aren't penis-in-vagina, and both partners being of the same gender is kinda an equality thing
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>>3080007
>full moon

unf
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>>3079994
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>>3080015
Well yeah, homo means 'same'.
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would you eat one of applejack's tasty treats
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>>3080007
Good night, Luna
It was nice having you.
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>>3080035
I'd rather have one of Pinkie's tasty treats.
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>>3080035
No they look shit
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>>3080007
That's a pretty beautiful butt
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>>3080035
Would you burst into Applejack's treats
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>>3080035
of course...oh you talk about the pies
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>>3080012
Fine, maybe I will
also, see http://pastebin.com/RrjYx9Pk but I feel like I've been advertising a lot lately so I'm probably gonna stop posting soon
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>>3079987
Oh I see. Thank you for clarifying.Now uh..what kind of microphiliac related dom are you into?
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>>3080035

Yes. Yes I would.

>Applejack will never invite you to a family get together
>you will never enjoy her very best morsels, sitting at the best seat at the table as her guest
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>>3080017
anon you card
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>>3080054
>Maybe
I NEED MY DOSE OF GAY HORSE SEX
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Gunsmith is god tier

prove me wrong
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>>3080054
>You're going to need two hands for this
Ha
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>>3080057
all of her adorable cousins will want you to taste their treats first

also they will want you to eat their food

see what i did there
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>>3080054

oh god this is so good

pls write/post more
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>>3079946
>>3079946

Well, if Deer are Irish/Scottish, that means they probably don't believe in birth control.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK I WANT A NEW EPISODE.
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>>3080076
i get it, the joke is sex.
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>>3080035
Which cake would you eat?
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>MLP thread on /x/

wow.
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>>3079896

But which one?
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New horse here

>>3080087
>>3080087
>>3080087
>>3080087
>>3080087
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>>3080076
>you will never try the whole Apple family
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>>3080071

Santa
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>>3080091
What do you think?
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>>3080057
>implying poorfags like Appajack even have chair in their hovel
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>>3080071
>Gun Smith
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>>3080054
That was pretty good
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>>3080076
Holy fuck, SO MANY repeated designs!!!
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>>3080100

>that little bop

Seriously, how is that kid so cute?
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>>3080108
A lot of inbreeding, yo.
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>>3080062
If you say so

ok so like ur in rule 63 equestria
and ur hanging out with all your bros because you're friends with all of the stallions
then guyra (male lyra) comes up and is all "hey annon cool hands, you wanna see somethign cooler"? and your all "sure, i love cool things)
then guyra has you follow him in to the bathroom and his like check out this horsecock
then you're like unf and you jerk him off
then he blows in your face and its all minty and delousus
then ban-ban, guryas boyfridn busts in and is like "wtf r u odin with my husbando" then he fucks you in the mouth and it tastes like hate and chocolate
and you break your jaw
and teh next day you get gay horse polygamist married to both of them
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>>3080055
im not sure what you are asking
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>>3080108
they are relatives
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>>3080108
>expecting flash animators to not be lazy as shit
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>>3080125
I wonder what hate tastes like
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>>3080134
>lazy
>not efficient
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>>3080137
I can't imagine it's very pleasant
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>>3080125
>ur
stopped reading there
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>>3080126
I mean what gets you off?
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>>3080091
those adorable cylindrical oven mitts

also i see what you did there
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>>3080152
I'm surprised you made it past "ok so like"
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>>3080153
oh. well like i said, playing with someone the size of a doll or smaller. it's even better if they enjoy it
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>>3080227
Well would you mind going into a bit of detail about what you'd do with someone of that size?I may be interested in such things
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>>3080287
uhhh...detail? well i mean i enjoy it mainly as a fetish, but also as a sort of a sentient pet thing. it's all about intimacy. so outside of sex it'd be stuff like holding them like a teddy bear while sleeping, taping them to the insides of underwear and then wearing it...etc.

during sex it's probably stuff like mouthplay, giving fingerjobs and well, the obvious which is just rubbing them along erogenous areas.

haha, shit i just typed all that out
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On the off chance anyone's still poking around in here, I'm going to be using it for just a few seconds.
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The energy that fills me this time is stronger and more pure then any I've experienced yet. I feel it pulse and grow within me with each exchange of eager suck and lick between us. The heat is unbearable, and soon the only other thing I can feel is her hot body pressed against my own. My face is bathed in a searing nova of heat emanating from her vagina against my face. I can no longer tell where one of our screams ends and the other begins as my own orgasm reaches its peak, but is still drowned out by the mother of them all occurring right above my open muzzle.

I simply explode as she comes straight into my mouth, my consciousness feeling as if I'm rapidly ascending skywards. As the two of us reach simultaneous release together, I cease to be a single being for a brief moment and feel as if the two of us have become part of the ether itself. The moment seems to stretch into eternity, but sadly ends as feeling seeps back into my body, the nova glow fading from my eyes. I pant in relief, hugging Celestia's body against my own as I bask in her musk. I let out happy moans, content with simply lying underneath her for the moment.
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You finally feel Celestia's weight lift from you, only to have it replaced seconds later as she lays back down, staring into your eyes. Her smile is warm and contented, and you return it as she nestles her long neck between your breasts, laying her head next to yours. She sighs, resting agaisnt you in silent appreciation. Her affectionate nuzzles are cut short by a knock at the door. You both turn your heads to see one of the guards enter. His eyes get a bit wider, and he quickly turns to face out into the corridor. You share a knowing grin with the princess, surpressing a giggle at the guard's reaction.

"Excuse me, Ma'am. I didn't realize..." He clears his throat, swiftly shifting gears. "You have a meeting with th-"

"Cancel it." His head turns slightly, eyes still locked on the doorway.

"... Ma'am?"

"You heard me, Corporal."

"As you wish."

She turns back to you as the door closes behind the intruding guardspony. "I do a darn good job running this place. I think I deserve a break, don't you?" She rubs her muzzle playfully against yours, beaming with genuine happiness. "Besides," she adds thoughtfully, her smile twisting into an impish grin, "I don't think I'm quite done with you yet..." You feel her magic swiftly return, playfully tickling and squeezing at your flawless body as the princess holds you down. The guards at the door do their best to ignore the giggles emenating from the room behind them, even as they slowly become pleasured gasps and moans once more.

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