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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>3028141
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PURGE THE XENO SCUM!
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i want to boop some butts
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Butts<Backs
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>>3031785
Unf, Tess. Unf.
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>>3031759
those are some little ponies
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This looks like a good time to post prettiest horse
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Do I delete the other general?
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>People going with the second thread
You disgust me.
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is it chill time? are we chill? can we have feels now?
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>>3031799
NEW LYRA PONE

SAVED
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>>3031799
>that anatomy
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>>3031817
>going with an anon thread
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this video perfectly explains reuniclus's ant fetish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E15IC3YKv8g
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Previous Thread
>>3028141

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>>3031817
but the first is an anon thread.
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>>3031817
Cry about it.
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>>3031808
this one's marked
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>entitlement
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>>3031817
i follow the marker
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>>3031808
yeah. No point in not deleting it. Though it will take a minute before you can.

>>3031817
>going with the unmarked thread
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>>3031817
I would've gone with the first one but the marker was posted here
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>>3031799
which fucking way is she facing, jeebus
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>>3031792
Would you grab that dash by the hips, working your thumbs under the waistband of her boxers and slowly slipping them down?
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>>3031728
>members of Bush's party
>not political geniuses
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
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>>3031875
This isn't chill. Or pony.
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>>3031421

I always keep Pinkie Pie stashed around Ponyville; in case of 4th wall emergencies.
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Please chill, MLPG!

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>>3031792
>no hips

no, sir.
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Just use this thread when you hit image limit, no need to make a new one:
>>3031755
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>>3031799
her anatomy scares me
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>>3031875
Dude had the Penguin as a VP.
You want a genius, look at Bubbah.
Bubbah won't even touch Obama now.
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>>3031900
It wasn't that clever the first time you posted it and it certainly didn't need to be posted two more times.
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can we be chill now? like this pony, look how chill this pony is
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So... guys...

How about that update rate? Mine's at 1 what's yours at?
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>>3031911
>Dead
fucking hell
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>>3031700
>Rarity was happy to make you a light blue blanket of your own, but the special order you placed would take a bit longer to fulfill
>You used that time to hide around town, observing ponies, looking for your target
>You've figured out her schedule, and found the perfect place to ambush her
>Giftwrapped package in hand, you hide under your blanket and wait for the time to strike
>You only have to wait a few minutes before you hear the clip-clop of marshmallow hooves approaching you
>A quick peek from under the corner reveals Marker Pony in all her pink glory
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>>3031895
Neither is the hiatus.
The best we had to talk about was MA Larson's twitter which told us nothing.
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>>3031931
lets not.
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>>3031861
Buttwards
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>>3031931
9999999
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>>3031931
mine's at 7 years, 239 days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 43 seconds

let's see THAT DDoS 4chan into oblivion
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MS is a pedophile, and it's impossible to deny this.

If you set your refresh rate lower than 10, you are DDOS'ing the site.
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>>3031949
thats a good direction to be facing
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>>3031959
If you say so

I still like his art

My refresh rate is at 2
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>>3031959
I keep my refresh rate At the default.
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>>3031959
>>3031957
>>3031950
>>3031945
ignore it
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>>3031959
>DDoS
>Distributed Denial of Service
>Distributed

sure sure
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>>3031875

Someone make a pic like this that says "/pol/" and not "/v/"
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>>3031959
>if you set your rate lower than 10 you're basically a pedophile

Agreed
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>>3031900
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>>3031942
oh boy oh boy oh boy
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>>3031974
5 seconds?
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>>3031945
B-But I wanna!
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>>3031959
Burden of proof is on you.
What you find disgusting is not a crime.
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>>3031831

why is this so interesting
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>>3031979
>distributed
>100k people using 4chan at any time

yeah. distributed.
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>>3031931
>Mine's at 1 what's yours at?

I think you guys are just trolling with that now.

Let's move on please?
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>>3031989
30
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>>3031997
>all of them have 4chanx

sure sure
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guys, chill, pony, plz.
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>>3031982
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>>3031998
2 seconds master race.
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>>3031997

Please stop responding to people who are obviously trolling to get a response out of you.

How hard is it to just not respond?
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>>3031988
>Marker pony will never use Karate chop on your forehead.
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>>3032011
PERFECTION
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>>3032008
Okay
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Did 4chan's font just fucking change? Is there some keybaord shortcut that does this I don't know about?
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>>3032018
>Marker Pony will never set her update rate above 5 seconds. What harm could one pony have on the site?
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>>3031988
my heart.
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>>3032022
Why was AJ watching?
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>>3032013
2 seconds as well
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>use 4chan X
>M00t has to dump a bit more liquid nitrogen on the servers every week to keep them from overheating

that's what ad revenue's for!
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>>3032045
WHAT ad revenue. No one wants to advertise on 4chan outside of jpop.
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>>3032007
>Let's figure there are about 500 to 1,000 people browsing 4chan with 4chan X (or any other extension—a conservative estimate) at any given moment, with thread updating enabled (the default). Let's say half of them have modified their update interval to be a bit lower, between 1 and 15 seconds. And let's say most of them have at least 2 or 3 tabs open.

>1000+ people
>multiple tabs
>rapid refresh rate

Keep talking out your ass, kid.
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>>3032041
Free porn.
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>not having five tabs open at a time, each with 1 second.
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>>3031831
That was kind of neat. Thanks for sharing.
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>>3032031
thanks
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>>3032050
and porn sites

don't forget the porn ads on /b/
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I don't care
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>>3032065
drop the name
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>>3031988
Is that supposed to be Ryotaro Dojima?
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>>3032050
>>3032045

I never got that. Torrent sites get tons of sketchy ads for porn and shit. Why can't 4chan follow that same route? Why is there no ads on /b/ of all places?
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>>3032050
>Not "What ads? Everyone uses adblock."
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>>3032056
then why is the site not running slow?
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>>3031942
>A few days later, you get a letter in the mail
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you for the tiara, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I wish I could say more, and I wish I could spend time with you, but the general is over and I can't relive that part of my life any more. As you must know, I've seen some shit and it's changed who I am. I will always treasure our time together, but I'm afraid I must leave. Please do not attempt to find me.
Boops and cuddles,
Marker
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>>3032045
It's not the server, it's the bandwidth.

Okay, it's partially the server, but the real harm is in the bandwidth costs. Back when Hal Turner was the big faggot, we DDoS'd him constantly and rang up astronomical bandwidth costs.

Motts costs were already break-even before 4chanx got big. Now he's sinking. Again.
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>>3032081
This is my 5 Yugi

You can't stop my apathy
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>>3032059

Good thing 4chan x reduced the minimum update interval to 5 seconds in today's update
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>>3032083
>Rarity bed
What
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>>3032081
>filename
>Image.
Drop the /b/
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>>3032063
>don't forget the porn ads on /b/

There are no ads on /b/. I guess moot just wants the site to die.
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>>3032092
http://content.4chan.org/tmp/extensions.html

just read it and shut up
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>>3031759
>saved the thumbnail apparently
I've done this several times before..
Why does it keep happening?
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>tfw jungle animals awesome show style almost porn hard drive died
>2 new images gone
fffffffffffffffffffffff
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cute ponae
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>>3032106
>implying KoG is /b/
Get out.
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>>3032086
No, It's Texanon.

Admittedly based on Cromartie high characters.
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>>3032099
Good thing it's easily fixable.
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>>3032108
are you sure you're not using ad block?

i know i am

but back when i wasn't there were definitely cheap little porn ads on the side next to the j-list ones
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Does anyone else remember when 4chan used to have ads all the time? Including ones with sound? Oh god that shit was so annoying
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>>3032094
>Rarity totally beefed out order.
FUCK
That wasn't a dragon dildo covered in diamonds at all.
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>>3032088

That's another problem. Everyone with adblock is not a realistic model for the internet to run. The answer is smarter ads, and less annoying ads. I've actually clicked on some of the google ones, and I've never done that before.
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>>3032131
yes
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>>3032117
Because you're an idiot
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>>3032131
>Twilght_takes_the_knot.jpg
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>>3031823
Sir I see you collect mint pone. That is a fine pone to collect.
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Hey guys, it's time to chill!

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>>3032130
That was a long time ago, and 4chan ads don't pay-per-view.
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>>3032105

MS draws awful unappealing tits and bodies. Just pornstar fake tit bodies. I hate that.
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>Tara Strong saw the discussion about wanting to lick her arm pits.

Well shit, you guys. Look what you've done now.
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>>3032123
>King of Gets.
>Gets.
Ok, /v/, plz go.
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>>3031831
This was awesome. Thank you for sharing that with me.
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>>3032131

>you will never feel the life-like texture ;_;
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>>3032160
>implying she doesn't love it
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>>3032130
>are you sure you're not using ad block?

I'm not. I see ads on every board but /b/. I can't explain it.
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>>3032160

I'd still lick her armpits
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Lyra
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chill
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>>3032160
Proof
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>>3032160
Give her a arm pit fetish?
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>>3032160
She doesn't understand no one is serious.
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>>3032166
That's slightly better.
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>>3032171
I was ok with the J-list stuff, even if I did click on it accidentally sometimes
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>>3032160

Who gives a shit? She's an attention whore who chose to immerse herself in this fucked up fandom.
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>>3032145
FAIR ENOUGH
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>>3032139
This is because Google is a scary motherfucker and will make you do things you never thought you would do.
Google is ponies.
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>1 second
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>tfw Dash will never make eyes like this at me
life is suffering
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>>3032160

Where?

Also having sex with her would not be that good. Her personality is the polar opposite of Twilight. She could do the voice, but she'd be acting more like that chick from Lolipop Chainsaw.
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TO everyone who still thinks <5 second updates is a good idea...

You do know how much a petabyte is, right? You know how much it costs to move a petabyte of data, right? THAT is why your autoupdate should not be any lower than 15.

Besides. 90% of the time, you're not going to get any new posts on a <5 second interval update, anyway. I barely get an average of four by setting it to 30.
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>>3032196

I'm dead serious when I say I'd lick Tara Strong's armpits.
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>>3032214
I still don't care
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>>3032192
She brings it up in her EqD interview.
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>>3032200
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
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>>3032192
>asking for proof
EqD interview
Look for it, its recent
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>>3032149
A very handy pone too.
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>>3032214

Please stop.
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I think the more important part of mott's post is

>1BGET SOON FELLOW STALKER

I still remember 23MGET. It was a modget.
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>>3032238
It's funny because the joke is sex
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>>3032214
>petabyte

1000 terabytes, right?

i find that tremendously hard to believe
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>>3032238

>You will never lick Twilight's fingers clean of her vag juices
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>>3032260
>gets
>important

Out.
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>>3032157
>Yet people eat that shit up.
The only thing more annoying then terrible artists are terrible fans of terrible artists.
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>>3032274
You are correct.

And yes, it's true. Thank auto-update, auto-GIF and image prefetch.
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>>3032288
sick double double brah
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>>3032288
They were before people decided to do the whole "lol dubsget check my 5" shit.
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>>3032281
Pinkie has a strange effect on Twilight
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At what time in the interview does she talk about it
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1-3 Go to the store and get some foods
4-7 Pone and watch people be angry over stupid stuff
8-0 Play some vidya
Dubs Say something nice about Chrysalis
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drama couches for everyone!
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This is Darkness. Pure up darkness.

Also I'm now hooked on Gravity Falls. Thank you.
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>>3032311

Pretty much the very end
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>>3032288
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>>3032312
Too close.

Guys, spend some time in the freezer and be chill when I get back.
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>>3032298
right so

how long does it take 4chan to accumulate a petabyte of data?

according to the front page there is 81 gigabytes of active content at this moment, all of which will be deleted when the current threads die

when does the petabyte happen?
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>>3032314
>drama couch
it's a chaise lounge you pleb
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>>3032246
>handy
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>>3032200
HURF HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER, SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN WITH HER TRUE FANS!
DURF I BET YOU SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING HATER DO YOU LIKE YOUR OWN SHIT YOU SHIT EATING FUCK
I BET YOU THIN SUCK ALL THE DICKS YOU LOVE THOSE DICKS SO MUCH IN YOUR SHIT MOUTH.
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>>3032346
the petabyte is TRANSFERRED data, not stored data

did you even read the announcement
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>>3032350
>tfw its shaped so rarity could easily put her front hooves on the raise and pillow while getting fucked in the back
slut
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>>3032311
38 minutes 20 seconds
Your welcome.
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>>3032288
THey're about as important as anniversaries brah, on a smaller scale
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>>3032346
Moot's talking about bandwidth. Last month, 4chans servers delivered over a petabyte of data. It's not that the servers have a petabyte of shit on them, it's that p[eople are downloading a petabyte's worth of images and text.

All because of image prefetching and autoupdate.
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Your big brother, best friend 5-ever
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>>3032311
38:30 ish
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>>3032375
>your
Bedtime
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>people telling me to wade through the shit at EQD to find a tara interview
>fine i'll go
>first thing i see is 2nd life pony bullshit filled with OCs and grimdark
>closed instantly

FUCK YOU for making me give eqd a pageview
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>>3032308
They are like a wacky couple.
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>>3032387
And all this data costs money to move.

A petabyte is a shitload of data. This means it costs a shitload of money.
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>>3032394
Haha, oh fuck that's terrible.
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>>3032394
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>>3032387
it sounds like image prefetching is the biggest problem
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On the off chance that cuddling is publicly accepted in Equestria, which pony would most likely be into it?
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>>3032401
>no-fanfiction mode
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>>3032391
There's a lot to scratch
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Who in their right mind would spam ponies to stop the shitposting?

That does nothing besides eat the image limit.
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>>3032407
Exactly.

You know how much a petabyte costs? Massive commercial storage systems generally only go up to a few petabytes. And these deals are normally in the multi-million dollar range. We fetched enough data last month to fill a very generous portion of one of the gargantuan drive arrays.

Sometimes we just need to stand back and say 'okay, this is fucking excessive'.
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>>3032387
Nope. 4chan served 300TB.
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>>3032432
I could post some disturbing furry shit behind spoilers in response to this, but that got me b& the last time I did it.

suffice to say there are horrifying people out there (ross) that think morbid obesity is sexy.
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>>3032424
Even when you do that there's so much bullshit left
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>>3032350
>Rarity.
>Spending money.

It was on clearance.
And she caused the manager to pull his hair out the whole time.
It took over three hours to get the sale finalized and the store ended up eating 300 bits.
It was worth it, because it got her out of the store.
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>>3032419
autorefresh is also a huge part of it. having a low refresh delay seems trivial, but compare the number of refreshed done by one guy with 2 second delay over an hour to the number done by the guy with a 30 second delay over an hour

the difference increases exponentially as time goes by. that is why even one person with a 2 second or one second delay really does cause a huge amount of bandwidth usage
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>>3032449
Images are not a finite resource.

Why do you care?
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>>3032432
well then you better clear your schedule
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Well, the general is pretty shit tonight.

Going to bed.
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does anyone have the full size image of OP's?
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>>3032457
According to who
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>>3032461
screw you
we fat pony
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>>3032482
moot
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>>3032471

Go back to /b/read
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojmR8F3nx4
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>>3032471
>not hoarding your images for the end-times

images will be the new currency and you fuckers will be licking my boots
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>>3032451

But the autists are children who can't see past their immediate needs.
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>>3032486
fat pone pls go
pls
go
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>>3032487
check again.
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At this point have you watched more of season 1 or 2?
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>>3032509
2.
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>>3032501
she cant, she is too fat to go.
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>gonna draw something today!
>just an hour of TTT
>9 hours later
GOD DAMN IT
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>>3032394
>Applejack.
>Letting a Zebra near her granny.

>Granny Smith
>"I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN LET A ZEBRA TOUCH M-hn, oohhh..."
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>>3032509
There's a show?
>>
>In the past 30 days, CloudFlare has proxied 1,331,004,996 page views from 4chan. This represents every HTML request that has passed through their servers to ours. In addition to that, CloudFlare has proxied and served 1,350 TB of content, which combined with our backend transfer of ~300 TB, means we've served 1.65 petabytes, or 1,650,000 GB of data in the past 30 days.

just for reference
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>>3032494
>you will never meet with soeone in a back alley

>"Hey man you got the stuff?"

>guy in trenchcoat opens to show various AJ pics
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>>3032487
>we've served 1.65 petabytes, or 1,650,000 GB of data in the past 30 days.
>~moot

You're full of shit
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>>3032529
>1 second
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>>3032509
1 definitely, rewatched the whole season 2 or 3 times
hardly rewatched any s2 eps
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I wish this said "pony". If it did I'd post it around my university along with the other parodies. Wizard one is great too.
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>>3032509
Season 1 still has more, actually
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>>3032509
What do you mean "watched"?
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>>3032492
Never been there. You can stop telling me to go back there now.
>>3032494
I'm just saying complaining about image dumps in a place with infinite possible images is ridiculous. We won't run out. The only thing that would happen is a new thread being made slightly faster.
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>>3032507
>In the past 30 days, CloudFlare has proxied 1,331,004,996 page views from 4chan. This represents every HTML request that has passed through their servers to ours. In addition to that, CloudFlare has proxied and served 1,350 TB of content, which combined with our backend transfer of ~300 TB, means we've served 1.65 petabytes, or 1,650,000 GB of data in the past 30 days.
>our backend transfer of ~300 TB
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I just realized something.

When Tara Strong hits the eldery age, she's gonna look like Laura Bozzo.
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>>3032509
2, but its probably pretty close
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AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE WHAT THEY'VE GOT TO GIVE

AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET 'EM TAKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE

BECAUSE THEY'VE TAKEN ENOUGH AND YOU'VE GIVEN THEM ALL YOU CAN GIVE

AND LUCK WON'T SAVE THEM TONIGHT
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>>3032501
>>3032518
yeah RD has really let herself go.
I don't mind though..it's just more belly to rub.
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>>3032509
Definitely 1. 2 just isn't as fun.
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>>3032549
Total time viewing the episodes in the season
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>>3032509
i have never rewatched a single episode
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>>3032550

>Never been there

Total bullshit. You can go back there now.

or you can drop the name and stop being dumb.
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>>3032509
Probably 1.
I think I've probably seen every episode of that 5-7 times, and only 2 or 3 for season two, just because its been around for less time.
>>
so, basically, the only tangible problem is bandwidth which can be solved by more ads?

or do you jerks have some problem with that too?
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>>3032555
>boner status: 404
I fucking hate you Dooks.
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Twi Repetae = Best Autechre album
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>>3032509
2
The second season was a step up in every regard from animation to music.
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>>3032563
fat pone you say?
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>>3032546

Have there been others made for the otehr ponies
>>
Every night
I Penised and pray
A dream Mare Vagina Inspector will come my way
A Penis to hold in my Penises
And know the magic of her Cocks

Because I want
A Penis
To call
My own
I want a dream Mare Vagina Inspector
So I don`t have to
Dicking alone

Dream Mare Vagina Inspector, where are you?
With a Mane, oh, so Penising
And a Maregina that I can hold,
Feel you near
As I grow Shitty

Because I want
A Penis
To call
My own
I want a dream Mare Vagina Inspector
So I don`t have to
Some Cry alone

Someday, I don`t know how
I Penised
She`ll hear my Poot
Someway, I don`t know how
She`ll Clop her
Mane to me
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>>3032551
>backend transfer
Which means internal.
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>>3032555
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Anyone else feel like Season 2 was disappointing?
>mfw episode 10
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>>3032578
i think thats supposed to be expectant mother pone
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>>3032570
Go ahead to the piss and ask the tripfags in the /b/read how often 'Bakura' posts there. Be my guest. I don't care.
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>>3032578
Shit, that's terrifying
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>>3032589
The rest was Cloudflare not 4chan
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>>3032555

It really depends. Is she going to age gracefully or awfully? Because hollywood stars age awfully typically. They try too hard and tend to do drugs/booze.
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>>3032551
>We pay for these servers, rackspace, power, and bandwidth.
>both new images and many old images result in cache misses that require their servers fetch the resource from our backend.

they still pay for that 1.65 petabytes.
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Season 3 was terrible. The episode where Scootaloo had to take care of Gummy was awful.
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>That feel when Tara Strong will never chill with us because we are no longer the cool part of the fandom.
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>>3032486
Suddenly MLPG is not as bad any more
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>>3032596

Will you stop with the name already?

Also try to lurk a little bit before being dumb next time. We try to preserve our threads instead of making a new one every hour.
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>>3032593
Not at all
>Not liking SOME
Episode 10 was SOME right?
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get get get get got got got got
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>>3032532
YOU DON'T FUCKING NEED TO HAVE
AUTOUPDATE SET TO 1 FUCKING SECOND

ANYTHING LESS THAN 15 FUCKING SECONDS IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING DUMB SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCKSUCKING BABBY
YES I MAD
I MAD AS FUCK
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>>3032612
Are you trying to cheat me again Applejack?
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>>3032593

Yes, generally. Although I kind of liked Secret of my Excess. Not great or anything, although that ending with Rarity and Spike was cute.
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>>3032473
Heh, Cross-eyed AJ is the best
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>>3032622
>SomE
>good
haha no
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>>3032622
yea

>town got destroyed in both episode 10s
>both MA Larson
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>>3032630
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COCKSUCKING BABBY
You should listen to your own advice.
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>>3032486
imagine her fat folds
jiggling
and jiggling
as you play her belly like a set of drums
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>>3032630
youre yelling at me for agreeing with you you moron
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>>3032594
Nah man Those hoof kicks are just the last pony she ate still struggling
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>>3032578
Fat can be sexy
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>>3032593
It was incredibly disappointing.
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>>3032630
lol you mad
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>>3032616
No. I'm leaving the name on for the remainder of the thread. I've seen enough 'having a name' arguments with sentenal and others to not go through with your bullshit because I felt like making a Yu Gi Oh abridged reference.
At this point I'm doing it to piss you off because you're being whiny about it. Stop caring so much. Really. Stop.
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>>3032550
Just, try to be a little more courteous, please.
Images are great and all that, it's just, the general would appreciate them more if you posted a little while doing it.
Socialize with us, we won't fucking bite.
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>>3032593
no i liked it more than season 1, and SomE wasnt that bad, not even close to the worst of S2. OWTEW is still the worst episode of the whole show
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>>3032546
I think I have the source files for that on my other computer. I'll go check.
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>>3032573
sorry bro ;_;

>>3032603
Yeah I guess,I think Laura just tanned herself to death or something.
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>>3032658
What's wrong with her face
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>>3032668
Fuck off /b/tard.
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>>3032473
>words
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Rarijack is best ship, right after the titanic of course
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>>3032696
>seconds
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>>3032668

Why do you do that? Why do you feel so fucking entitled that you've got to have a name?

Why do you feel like you need to keep it on to spite me?

OH WAIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM /b/.

Please go back.
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>>3032684
Wedding was worse
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>>3032688
Why, so he can be a filthy brony? Check your privilege.
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>>3032668
>yugioh abridged

just die already
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>>3032699
>right after the titanic of course
>not the tortanic
>>
renpy
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This is not the chill MLPG I know and love.

What do?
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>>3032704
i disagree
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>>3032704
Part one at least, Chrysalis saved number 2.
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>>3032613
That's a sad feel. The rest of the fandom is doing all kinds of charity work, donating money to pay for a little girl to get a brain tumor removed and all kinds of good works. We sit on our asses and argue pver which pony is the best fuck.
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>>3032675
>we won't fucking bite
I dunno, people can get pretty snappy sometimes. I agree with the rest, though.
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>>3032724

Stay up longer. It will come.
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>>3032724
Come back in three months.
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>>3032646
I've heard it all bud.
I've heard people complain the animation looked like FlashI shit you not
No one can seem to put to words why they didn't like that episode.
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>>3032692
>>3032703
>>3032710
Holy shit you guys are on edge tonight.
>>3032724
Beats me. I was just trying to make a joke and now its /b/tard this and that.
>>
Is celestia immortal or just ages slowly?
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>>3032709
Why not check yours, cis scum?
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>>3032737

Shut the fuck up, Nathan.
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I really enjoy cocks.
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rope
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>>3032745
They do but people just ignore them.

>>3032748
>bakura
>epic joke XD
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>>3032724
Chill during hamburger time is an impossibility
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>>3032745
The animation looked like shit.
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I love dicks so much
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>>3032756
bombs
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>Best ship
>Anything other than Twilight Pie
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>>3032737
You can fuck off if you want to.
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>>3032737
We should organize a donation drive to something
Spaghetti for a homeless shelter
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mud
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>>3032772
>not pielight
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>>3032749
Shes a Lich.
A Lich with cats.
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>>3032772
>twilight pie
>not twinkie
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>>3032772
the term is TWINKIE, you UNEDUCATED BRONY FUCK.
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>>3032770
I know that feeling man
Marshmallow horse dicks are my favorite dicks
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I'm a girl by the way
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>>3032772
>not Discopie
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>>3032737
The rest of the fandom also doesn't seem to watch or analyse the show anymore, treats everything like a relegion, and tries to project their own social justice views onto the show.
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>>3032688
Well in any case, I don't have them. I have a bad habit of not saving them.
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ABUJUDUWUJU
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>3032759
I didn't think it was for fucks sake. Just something quick and stupid. Now my precious internet reputation is being destroyed
>>3032770
>>3032753
>>3032793
You really need to take a step back and figure out what you're doing.
>>
>rest of fandom is helping someone get rid of cancer
>we call someone autistic for helping replace busted computer

we really are just a bunch of elitist assholes

we're not better than bronies

we're worse
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>>3032737
MLPG provides the entertainment.

Think about it. Drawfags writefags, plushfags, hell even Odyssey and none of them are 17 or younger.
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>>3032801
>Discopie
>Not Piscord
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>>3032793
>poe's law

or something

you're trolling.
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>>3032749
My theory is that the elements of harmony preserved her and her sister's youth, and now she can age again after passing it on to Twilight and co.
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>>3032793
now you're trying too hard.
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>>3032814
no you are
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>>3032751
Fuck you. It's 2:40 in the morning, I say what I want. We have become he ass end of the fandom. There's no point in trying to cling to any notions of superiority anymore since it's clear they no longer apply.
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>>3032813
You really need to fuck off.
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>see peoples great mlp art
>they dont do it on model
>have decent results with show style look
>decide to draw off model
>oh god what the fuck am i drawing
>kill it with fire
I dont understand what im doing wrong, ugh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-oa77ATXuY

KAJI WO TORE
KAJI WO TORE
KAJI WO TORE
KAJI WO TORE
KAJI WO TORE
KAJI WO TORE
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>>3032813

Stop pretending to be me, it's not gonna make me stop
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>>3032819
At this point I'm going to stop posting altogether and let you guys troll yourselves for the next hour.
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>>3032814
I see you, sentry
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>>3032833
You can fuck off if you want to.
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>>3032759
>>3032761
>no I don't think I'll tell you why I didn't like it
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>>3032833
do it faggot
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>>3032737
>Charity work.
>Sell a book full of porn.
>Send some of the cum money to kids.
>See parents, we are normal people who are nice.
>We sold porn of a children's cartoon and sent the proceeds to children!

Just imagine how it would go down if we donated something in the name of horsefuckers.
Oh wait, your Nathan.
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>>3032848
You can leave your friends behind
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>>3032814
Frankly, we're a bunch of angry children.

The schtick is getting a little tiresome at this point, regardless of whatever the "rest" of the "fandom" is allegedly doing for someone.
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>>3032844
'kay

that should help
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>>3032833
Fuckin aye. We've turned from the vanguard of the fuckin elite to a bunch of pissed off faggots who wouldn't recognize proper human interaction if it hit them in the face with a glove and demanded satisfaction
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>>3032749
>>3032826

My theory is that the writers never got that far and didn't clarify it.
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>>3032853
>not nathansummonshispersona.png
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>>3032814

>we call someone autistic for helping replace busted computer

Please tell me that's us helping Tex get a new computer.
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>>3032833
>implying i dont donate to charities
>implying i need some sort of stupid recognition for it because 'US BRONIEZ LRV AND TLR8 GUIZ!!!!!"
you can just fuck right off you cunt
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>>3032814
At least we don't throw paint on a cancer patient.
>HSG
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>>3032814
>helping someone get rid of cancer
what is this
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>>3032863

Dicks are the best
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>>3032885
Where have you been?
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>>3032859
Hahaha!
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>>3032885
Yeah. Thats exactly what it was.
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i just really hate manually refreshing

>2 seconds
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>>3032772

I agree.
It's Twinkie though.
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>>3032833

We're not trying to be a part of the fandom, Nathan. We don't want to join hands and save a little girl from cancer because we were united by a little girl's show.

So shut the fuck up, alright?
>>
le yugi joke
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>>3032904

The minimum time was changed to 5 seconds in today's update.
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>>3032902
Oh look, it's the hero we never asked for...
Got any wiafus to defend for us, Winston?
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>>3032886
Me too, I don't need to do it under the brony banner cause I don't give a fuck if people think well of bronies
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>>3032890
that was fake.

it was some bitch and her boyfriend trying to get attention and sympathy bucks from the internet it worked for about a day before everyone realized they were full of shit. exception being everyone outside of the whole homosuck thing
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>>3032915
I fucking hate you people. I'm going to watch TV.
>>
I'm back from the hunt. Are we chill yet?
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>>3032886
This
Bronies really have nothing to do with being a good person.
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>>3032918
it hasn't updated for me or something

it's supposed to be automatic, right?

kind of irresponsible to not make it automatic
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>>3032904
One second master race.
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>>3032907
>tfw waiting that perfect phase of MLPG between trip/namefag drama and WH40fags
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>>3032922
Piss off.
>>
Oh, sheesh. It looks like I showed up at a bad time. Are you guys planning on relaxing any time soon?
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>>3032928
no
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>>3032927
But yugioh isn't on anymore
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>>3032928
Get out while you can.
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>>3032918
You can use a older version.
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Man, fuck this thread.
I've never done this before, but
What is everybody listening to?
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>>3032934

You didn't get the notification at the top of your screen when you loaded a new 4chan page earlier today?
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>>3032945
I'm planning on going to sleep and coming back tomorrow because this almost looks unsalvagable.
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>>3032918
I hear that's only on Mayhem's version, though, and that the Aeosynth one's still uncapped.
I'm still sitting on version 2.33.1 though, so I actually have no idea.
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>>3032923
thats the problem with brony charities, they arent charities. its just a bunch of people pooling their money together to feel good about themselves. Yeah it ultimatly goes to some sort of cancer research or the red cross or something similar, but it just for some stupid sense of community.
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>>3032934
>kind of irresponsible to not make it automatic
more like not-being-a-botnet.
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>>3032962
Aeosynth is on 5 secs too.
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>>3032956
The Future -The Limousines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIUkAt8UIBI

It's just been stuck in my head all day
>>
>shitposting
>/b/ shit
>childish anger
>Winston
I haven't seen Ross today. All we need is him and the party will be complete.
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>>3032956
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eu-KC5v4dSE
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>>3032959
if it popped up, i accepted

i can't remember if it was today or yesterday but i did recently

but i can still set it to 1 and 2, so like do i have the wrong one or something?
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>>3032939
Somebody rang?
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>>3032955

Older versions aren't available on the site, so unless you had the foresight to not update 4chanx when it prompted you to or someone hosts an old version somewhere, you're stuck with it.
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>can't type straight when horny
god dommot, why does ERP have to be so hard?
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>>3032956
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZFHEc_tzog
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>>3032854
>They come off as hardcore pedophiles
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>3032956
Teknian - Boombox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmKv9AzscCE
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>>3032982

You can still SET it that low, but it won't actually update any quicker than 5 seconds.
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>>3032945

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0soDjoWiB51
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>>3032963
You are 100% right

the problem happens when we come into the picture

its not that we dont do anything

its that any time ANYONE does ANYTHING, its autistic and retarded. if you do something and you dont wind up causing someone harm through your actions, MLPG says youre a faggot.
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>>3032973
Ah, my mistake then.
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>>3032976
Winston posts as anon pretty much every single day. It's gotten to the point I can pick him out almost instantly. It wouldn't be so bad if he didn't have such distinctive post formatting.
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>That feel when a series of threads as shitty as this can't get worse

We've got nowhere to go but up from here, guys. Rejoice.
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>>3032956
Live bootleg of Sublime doing Don't Push, Garden Grove and Right Back.
http://youtu.be/RziFQthJ1jg
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>>3032930
>Bronies preach love and tolerance.
>Are as hateful as Christians to outsiders or skeptics.
>Bronies want you to know they do good things.
>By being as obnoxious about it as possible.
>Bronies just want to have fun.
>And make sure the world sees them do it, goddammit.
>You better notice them.
>Have you not noticed them yet?
>Oh, you did but wish you didn't?
>NOTICE THEM MORE!
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>>3032988
>Can't type straight when horny
>Not interested in writing ERP after I jerk it
You have to find the sweet spot, otherwise it's impossible
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>>3032999
no it definitely was, i counted

got it at 5 now, but whatever

it'll probably automatically pop up for the next update
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>>3033008
Im not going to update it anymore.
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i hate having to be okay
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I saw one of those stupid Celestia dolls for 1.99 at a thrift store. It was Pink.

Man these toys suck.
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today homeless man comes up to me and ask me to watch his cat while he go into store to buy catfood, I agree
I watch cat and few moments later he returns, no food, store is closed
he thanks me and takes his cat, such is life
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>>3032938
You're master of nothing you entitled child. You can't even change it to 10 measly seconds? You're pathetic.
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>>3033015
Now fuck it.
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>>3032988
That thing from the end of last thread?
Hows it going?
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>>3033014
Not to mention narrow, inane subject matter.
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lolwut
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>>3032943
>Texan.
>"Piss off."
No fooling us.
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>>3033035
lel u mad
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>>3033006

>That feel when I don't have to say I helped a bunch of my fellow bronies save a little girl and further the BRONY MOVEMENT because 5% of my bimonthly paychecks go towards charity and I volunteer at an animal shelter on weekends
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>>3032938
see
>>3032918
>>3032999
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>>3032938
>>3032904
I'm going to laugh when Moot makes a server script that detects people refreshing faster than 5 seconds and autobans them
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>ded discussion

MAGIC POWERS TIME.

It begins hailing. You grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings for an hour.

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
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>>3033023
I would dread having to be you. Such impatience. You probably complain when your fast food doesn't instantaneously fall into your lap.
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>>3033048
Broke's been playing a lot of The Saboteur. Would explain it.
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See? This is what you people get for going with the second thread.
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>>3033067
>You probably complain when your fast food doesn't instantaneously fall into your lap.
But my mouth is in my face.
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>>3033018
The brony cult in a nutshell
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>>3033055
oh, it's a fleshlight
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i jizz on my ponies
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>>3033018
>Horsefuckers
>Do none of the above
>Hate on everyone
>"We dont want them to know about us"
>SUDDENLY INDEPENDANT RESEARCH
>"HEY THEY DIDNT TALK ABOUT US WHAT THE FUCK"
>someone hits hard times
>cry more fgt
>someone lends a hand
>AUTISTIC FAGGOT WHERE THAT MONEY COME FROM HUH JEW NIGGER

can we at least stop pretending to be better than everyone else
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>>3032988
>Losing focus when aroused
That's kind of hot, Anon~

Is this that house thing still going, or unrelated?
Planning to pastebin it?
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>>3033066
> A thick fog rolls in for an hour. You have an incredible orgasm, but only for a few minutes.

Meh. I'll take it.
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>>3033037
looks like he already did.
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>>3033077
I like you, anon. You funny guy.
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>>3033035
I can. I don't want to. I also have image preloading on. Fuck you.
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NEW THREAD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050

>>3033050
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>>3033066
>http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
> You turn into a unicorn repeatedly.

Sounds good to me.

Do I become a different unicorn every time?

It is now my quest to masturbate at least once as every unicorn in Equestria
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>>3033081
Why are you doing this?
I mean. It's been done. A lot. This is a well walked path.
Can you really not think of an original idea?
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>>3033048
not sure where I picked that up tbhh

you rather i tell you to go jump in the rio grand and get raped by wetbacks
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>>3033082
Winston pls GTFO JEW NIGGER
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>>3033082
So, what, did you have a self-revelation about "anon is leejun" shit or are you just an inconsistent idiot or something?
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>>3033093
oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing?
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>>3033082
>So many stawmen
>We are a hivemind
Just stop
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>>3033089
Thank you anon.
>5 secs master race
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>>3032990
The sad part is, they did just that.
And NOTHING was done about it.
the feds should have snuffed that shit out.
FBI should have crashed bronycon
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>>3033082

GUYS, WE'D BETTER GET NOTICED FOR HELPING THINGS OR ELSE WE'RE NO BETTER THAN THE BRONIES

Fuck off, Winston. I help too much in real life to give a shit about trying to match the bronies in usefulness.
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>>3033054
you dont have to say anything about brony fandom or whatever

just say you helped save a little girl with cancer

bam

fuckin magic
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/b/read raid LOL
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>>3033082
how stupid are you exactly? gimmie a scale of 1-10
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>>3033117
>Some guy from outside who thinks he's "epic trolling" us by making a thread early
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>>3032966
Go away /g/. Auto updating software does a lot to make sure outdated versions don't stick around.
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>>3033093

>470 replies 129 images

the fuck
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>>3033082
That's still better than brony shit.

>>3033081
Hello, skoon.
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>>3033093
Goddamn I was right.

I leave for ten minutes and you're all still fucking with each other 77 posts later. I could probably do this every. single. night.
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>>3033130

I've probably helped more than a single little girl with my money, if you're gonna be like that.
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>>3033066

> You turn into a bird anthro, then you turn into a wolf anthro, and finally you grow a pair of black dragon wings.

We furaffinity nao
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>>3033141
Sometimes I like my outdated versions. Like now.
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> The sky is clear and cloudless for a week. Cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton, but only for a few minutes.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
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>>3032988
That's..adorable~
I'd absolutely love to have some fun with you. I'm sure your stumbling would be quite cute.
However I'm already a bit preoccupied at the moment so that may have to wait.
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>>3033093
nigga, full retard, etc
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So why arent you guys playing the MMORPG?
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>>3033082
>Some random fucker who wont leave keeps acting like a faggot.
>Wont get the hint.
>Keeps making an embarrassment of himself.
>It's like a train wrecking into orphanages, each one more horrible, each one in slower motion.
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>>3033063

It's going to happen. It will. They won't budge. They're little kids.
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>>3033093
>hurr

5 seconds isn't even that bad, it's very rare that there are posts more often than that
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>>3033066

>You grow a fluffy tail the color of your hair, then gems and jewelry materialize near you, and finally you become a fire elemental.

Haha fuck you guys, I've got a fire kingdom to make
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>tfw erp makes you feel horrible
I was in #stallionmansion but never said anything because I was crying
I need to see a doctor or something
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>>3033046
>Every Ausie browser just got arrested.
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i donate money to dying children because of my little pony.

i am a better person than you.
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>>3033174
because it'll be full of bronies and their shitty OCs
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>>3033110
Yes, because that would be fucking funny.
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>>3033189
>#stallionmansion

Is this something that's still going on? What server?
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>>3033189
I giggled and I don't know why
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>>3033189

How was it, really?

I wanted to join but I haven't ERPed in so long I was afraid of beefing it.
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HIRO, YOU DONE YET I GOTTA HIT THE SACK
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>>3033195
So were you not doing it before?
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>>3033163
>The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky
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Okay real MLPGers

Would you rather hug the pony you hated the most than posting in this shit?

I would do anything Chrysalis asked just to escape this.
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>>3033206
>>3033204
nothing really happened
some guys eventually got their own private room after some bondage and fetish discussion
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>$20,000 brony commercial
>$300,000 brony documentary

if this doesnt prove we care about the children then nothing will
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>>3033189
So that actually happened, huh?
Anything fun get done?
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>>3033214
Anything?
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>>3033214
no. twist is a terrible pony.

i shall brave this storm
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>>3033214

Stop making us self-aware. This thread is improving.

But yes, I'd hug Trixie.
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>>3033189
Oh, I hope you're not being serious.
If you're for real, you shouldn't feel bad about ERPing. We all have needs and we all fulfill those needs in different ways.
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>>3033214
I would stroke Fluttershy's mane because let's face it, just about anything Equestria offers is better than being on 4chan
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcS1IhU1mk

NEED MORE GOOD MLP x RAP MASH UPS

No brony music please.
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>>3033179
And if it does happen I'll update my threads only as often as moot allows. Until then, one second is more convenient.
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>>3033189
O YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS WE ALL KNOW, THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS AND EVOKES ALL MANNER OF E-MOTION. NONE, HOWEVER, CROSSES THE BLOOD/BRAIN BARRIER AS QUICKLY AS PURE, UNADULTERATED RAGE OF THE *CHAN VARIETY. BE IT SHADY ATTENTION WHORES, INTERNET FLUFF GUYS OR FAGGOTRY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, WHEN ANON'S HACKLES ARE RANKLED, THERE'S NO KNOWING WHAT WILL HAPPEN. BUT BEFORE IT DOES, THE EMOTION IS FREQUENTLY EXPRESSED THUSLY: There was so much to read, for one thing, and so much fine health to be pulled down out of the young breath-giving air. I bought a dozen volume of the beautiful semen
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>>3033230
Twist is an okay pony
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>>3033204
>>3033206
Nothing happened.
Two dudes split off and got their own private room iirc, and then it was just small talk until everyone left. Sad, really...
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>>3033233

>Hating Fluttershy the most

Get fucked, autist.
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>>3033228
Anything that didn't involve me losing my freewill.
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>>3033174
i dont know whats worse. roleplaying as your grimdark OC or roleplaying as applebloom

its all awful
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>>3033174
>F:E OC.
Wait, no.
>Second Life.
>That EVERYTHING.
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>>3033242
why are you wrong about everything?
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>>3033237
You're on you way to being even worse than me
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>>3033237
I lived at West Egg, the—well, the less fashionable of the two, though this is a most superficial tag to express the bizarre and not a little sinister contrast between them. my house was at the very tip of the egg, only fifty yards from the Sound, and squeezed between two huge places that rented for twelve or fifteen thousand a season. the one on my right was a colossal affair by any standard—it was a factual imitation of some Hotel de Ville in Normandy, with a tower on one side, spanking new under a thin beard of raw ivy, and a marble swimming pool, and more than forty acres of lawn and garden. it was Gatsby’s mansion. Or, rather, as I didn’t know Mr. Gatsby, it was a mansion inhabited by a gentleman of that name. My own house was an eyesore, but it was a small eyesore, and it had been overlooked, so I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor’s lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires—all for eighty dollars a month.
Across the courtesy bay the white palaces of fashionable East Egg glittered along the water, and the history of the summer really begins on the evening I drove over there to have dinner with the Tom Buchanans. Daisy was my second cousin once removed, and I’d known Tom in college. And just after the war I spent two days with them in Chicago.
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I kinda ERPd once

It was >fun

http://pastebin.com/TG1cG4it
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>>3033224
>if this doesnt prove we care about the children then nothing will

Brownies are self-serving man children.
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>>3033245
Go handle your combat shotgun and barret cal .50, brony.
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>>3033232
it's not the erp that makes me feel bad
I just have a lot of shit emotionally tied to it because of an ex
been trying to get over it for more than four months now and i thought maybe trying to erp again would help but it didn't
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>>3033230
Your hate is truly great, Anon.
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>>3033233
>having a main character as your most hated
you and i are enemies now
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>>3033244
Even anonymously in a random irc client, the pull of the spaghetti tides is to strong
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And so it happened that on a warm windy evening I drove over to East Egg to see two old friends whom I scarcely knew at all. Their house was even more elaborate than I expected, a cheerful red-and-white Georgian Colonial mansion, overlooking the bay. The lawn started at the beach and ran toward the front door for a quarter of a mile, jumping over sun-dials and brick walks and burning gardens—finally when it reached the house drifting up the side in bright vines as though from the momentum of its run. The front was broken by a line of French windows, glowing now with reflected gold and wide open to the warm windy afternoon, and Tom Buchanan in riding clothes was standing with his legs apart on the front porch.
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>>3033050
>(dead)

justice.
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>>3032214
I used to 4chanx in MLPG. 60 seconds felt like a wasteland, there was hardly a half-page of new posts by that point, so I set it to 90.

newfags.
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>>3033224
They care about the children. They are pedophiles.
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>>3033234
But you posted the best one already
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>>3033228
Well, there's a boner-killer
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He had changed since his New Haven years. Now he was a sturdy straw-haired man of thirty with a rather hard mouth and a supercilious manner. Two shining arrogant eyes had established dominance over his face and gave him the appearance of always leaning aggressively forward. Not even the effeminate swank of his riding clothes could hide the enormous power of that body—he seemed to fill those glistening boots until he strained the top lacing, and you could see a great pack of muscle shifting when his shoulder moved under his thin coat. It was a body capable of enormous leverage—a cruel body.
His speaking voice, a gruff husky tenor, added to the impression of fractiousness he conveyed. There was a touch of paternal contempt in it, even toward people he liked—and there were men at New Haven who had hated his wonderful, wonderful marevag.
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>>3033161
Why do you update with a 1sec interval anyway?
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>>3033260

Y-you too
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>>3033231
What if after the hug she asked for another? And then asked if you could cuddle with her for a little bit. Would you cuddle with her, Anon? Or would you return her to take part in whatever the hell these people are talking about?
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SILLY PONE
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>>3033286
gotta go fast
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>>3033286
So I can see new posts as soon as possible.
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>>3033234
>>3033281
>implying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA
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>>3033291
I'd hug Trixie...
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>>3033264
If I can offer any advice it'd be this.
Don't force it if you're not sure about how you feel because if you do you may end up being worse off than when you started.
Just take everything in stride and it'll all be okay. Plenty of fish in the see, etc and all that jazz.
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>>3033295
>tiny daggers

i d'aww'd!
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>>3033266
BATTLE ROYALE!!!!
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“Now, don’t think my opinion on these matters is final,” he seemed to say, “just because I’m stronger and more of a man than you are.” We were in the same senior society, and while we were never intimate I always had the impression that he approved of me and wanted me to like him with some harsh, defiant wistfulness of his own.
We talked for a few minutes on the sunny porch.
“I’ve got a nice place here,” he said, his eyes flashing about restlessly.
Turning me around by one arm, he moved a broad flat hand along the front vista, including in its sweep a sunken Italian garden, a half acre of deep, pungent roses, and a snub-nosed motor-boat that bumped the tide offshore.
“It belonged to Demaine, the oil man.” He turned me around again, politely and abruptly. “We’ll go inside.”
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>because when everyone is bakura, no one will be
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>>3033214
>Don't hate any ponies
>Don't get to pretend to hug a pony to escape this discussion
Feels bad, man
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>>3033278
God, I only hope the feds see this the same way.
They could kick my door in when the raids start.
They can take my computer, they will see all the pony, but nothing more.
For I have no porn.
Let alone the porn they are looking for.
But as far as the bronies are concerned, I am sure Bubbah is going to be tired.
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>>3033322
I'm not even spamming over here. At this point it's somebody else in the General. Doing this to themselves. I don't get it.
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>>3033298
>>3033297
But we don't post nearly that fast. The difference between one and five seconds is unnoticable. You're just doing it because moot told you not to, ie. the mentality of a two year old.
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>>3033330
no way to prove it

just stop using your name, it's damaged goods at this point
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I never saw this great-uncle, but I’m supposed to look like him—with special reference to the rather hard-boiled painting that hangs in father’s office I graduated from New Haven in 1915, just a quarter of a century after my father, and a little later I participated in that delayed Teutonic migration known as the Great War. I enjoyed the counter-raid so thoroughly that I came back restless. Instead of being the warm centre of the world, the Middle West now seemed like the ragged edge of the universe—so I decided to go East and learn the bond business. Everybody I knew was in the bond business, so I supposed it could support one more single man. All my aunts and uncles talked it over as if they were choosing a prep school for me, and finally said, “Why—ye—es,” with very grave, hesitant faces. Father agreed to finance me for a year, and after various delays I came East, permanently, I thought, in the spring of twenty-two.
The practical thing was to find rooms in the city, but it was a warm season, and I had just left a country of wide lawns and friendly trees, so when a young man at the office suggested that we take a house together in a commuting town, it sounded like a great idea. He found the house, a weather-beaten cardboard bungalow at eighty a month, but at the last minute the firm ordered him to Washington, and I went.
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i donate $100 to the brony charity to send mic the microphone to bronycon.

i feel good about myself for donating to charity, i am a good person.
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>>3033323
Okay. Pick a stallion. Any stallion. Would you be their little spoon to escape the shit discussion?
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>>3033346
"You're a faget"
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We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze blew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea.
The only completely stationary object in the room was an enormous couch on which two young women were buoyed up as though upon an anchored balloon. They were both in white, and their dresses were rippling and fluttering as if they had just been blown back in after a short flight around the house. I must have stood for a few moments listening to the whip and snap of the curtains and the groan of a picture on the wall. Then there was a boom as Tom Buchanan shut the rear windows and the caught wind died out about the room, and the curtains and the rugs and the two young women ballooned slowly to the floor.
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>>3033346
So randumb xDDDD
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>Draw Porn
>Figure out how to draw wings that don't look like shit in the process

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>>3033346
it's sex, it's always sex

brb, going to actually read it
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>>3033322
It's the whole Matsuda/Lanced Jack/Taiga thing from /a/ all over again!
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Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel. Mabel. Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel. Mabel. Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel. Mabel. Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel Mabel. Mabel.
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>>3033324

>Mfw the feds search through my gfur, pony, and fetishy 2D and human porn in front of me
>They hand back my laptop and apologize for any inconveniences, slightly less glad to be human
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>>3033341
I never had a name or reputation to begin with. People just assumed I was from /b/

This is fucking hilarious.
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>>3033352
I would be little spoon for literally any reason ever
Big Macintosh
*swoons~*
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>>3033340
Four seconds isn't unnoticeable. I was doing it before moot told me not to and I will continue to do it.
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The younger of the two was a stranger to me. She was extended full length at her end of the divan, completely motionless, and with her chin raised a little, as if she were balancing something on it which was quite likely to fall. If she saw me out of the corner of her eyes she gave no hint of it—indeed, I was almost surprised into murmuring an apology for having disturbed her by coming in.
The other girl, Daisy, made an attempt to rise—she leaned slightly forward with a conscientious expression—then she laughed, an absurd, charming little laugh, and I laughed too and came forward into the room.
“I’m p-paralyzed with happiness.” She laughed again, as if she said something very witty, and held my hand for a moment, looking up into my face, promising that there was no one in the world she so much wanted to see
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>>3033298
>Gotta see new posts as quickly as possible even if it kills the service
Yep, that's pretty much texbook ADD. You should get that checked out and get on some Ritalin or something.
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>>3033367
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>3033346
neighthan was eating applejack's tail....

very lame
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That was a way she had. She hinted in a murmur that the surname of the balancing girl was Baker. (I’ve heard it said that Daisy’s murmur was only to make people lean toward her; an irrelevant criticism that made it no less charming.)
At any rate, Miss Baker’s lips fluttered, she nodded at me almost imperceptibly, and then quickly tipped her head back again—the object she was balancing had obviously tottered a little and given her something of a fright. Again a sort of apology arose to my lips. Almost any exhibition of complete self-sufficiency draws a stunned tribute from me.
I looked back at my cousin, who began to ask me questions in her low, thrilling voice. It was the kind of voice that the ear follows up and down, as if each speech is an arrangement of notes that will never be played again. Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it, bright eyes and a bright passionate mouth, but there was an excitement in her voice that men who had cared for her found difficult to forget: a singing compulsion, a whispered “Listen,” a promise that she had done gay, exciting things just a while since and that there were gay, exciting things hovering in the next hour.
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Why don't you want to be apart of the brony movement?
What we are accomplishing is on the level of Martin Luther King Jr., so why won't you be apart of the herd?
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>>3033367
god look at that slut
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>>3033066
> You feel frigid to the bone, then you turn into a dogperson, and finally you grow a pair of black dragon wings.
donutstel
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>>3033352
Yeah, I guess so
That might not be so bad
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>>3033362
>>3033364
>>3033383
>>3033346
You're supposed to use your imagination.
Twilight's "joke" had been something about applejack's tail looking like hay.

still not funny
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>>3033363
Can we see it?
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>>3033306
it's just been a really absurdly long time and yet I still feel like it was yesterday. my stomach churns when I read erp, sometimes even when looking at porn or even watching a movie with romance subplots. I couldn't even finish Korra. It probably has something to do with >rape so I'm going to try and pawn some stuff so maybe I can see a doctor about getting treatment like I should have a decade ago
I'm going to do drink myself to sleep so that I don't /soc/ up the thread anymore, but thanks for caring enough to respond.
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“Do they miss me?” she cried ecstatically.
“The whole town is desolate. All the cars have the left rear wheel painted black as a mourning wreath, and there’s a persistent wail all night along the north shore.”
“How gorgeous! Let’s go back, Tom. To-morrow!” Then she added irrelevantly: “You ought to see the baby.”
“I’d like to.”
“She’s asleep. She’s three years old. Haven’t you ever seen her?”
“Never.”
“Well, you ought to see her. She’s——”
Tom Buchanan, who had been hovering restlessly about the room, stopped and rested his hand on my shoulder.
“What you doing, Nick?”
“I’m a bond man.”
“Who with?”
I told him.
“Never heard of them,” he remarked decisively.
This annoyed me.
“You will,” I answered shortly. “You will if you stay in the East.”
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>>3033324
Just wait until word gets out to the mainstream that they invite loli porn artists to their cons..

It'll be hilarious.
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>>3033363
oh cool i cant wait to see it

>scherzo

oh nvm pls dont post it here
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>>3033373
Hmm... that didn't work like I planned. Would you be Luna's little spoon?
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>>3033372
yeah, within the confines of a single thread, you've ruined your own reputation irreparably

everytime people see you post, they'll be all 'that guy's a fucking faggot', and they'll be right
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>>3033346
Toxic-Mario vs Vegie55
Go.
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“Oh, I’ll stay in the East, don’t you worry,” he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. “I’d be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.”
At this point Miss Baker said: “Absolutely!” with such suddenness that I started—it was the first word she uttered since I came into the room. Evidently it surprised her as much as it did me, for she yawned and with a series of rapid, deft movements stood up into the room.
“I’m stiff,” she complained, “I’ve been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember.”
“Don’t look at me,” Daisy retorted, “I’ve been trying to get you to New York all afternoon.”
“No, thanks,” said Miss Baker to the four cocktails just in from the pantry, “I’m absolutely in training.”
Her host looked at her incredulously.
“You are!” He took down his drink as if it were a drop in the bottom of a glass. “How you ever get anything done is beyond me.”
I looked at Miss Baker, wondering what it was she “got done.” I enjoyed looking at her. She was a slender, small-breasted girl, with an erect carriage, which she accentuated by throwing her body backward at the shoulders like a young cadet. Her gray sun-strained eyes looked back at me with polite reciprocal curiosity out of a wan, charming, discontented face. It occurred to me now that I had seen her, or a picture of her, somewhere before.
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>>3033371
Hahah oh wow, that job probably sucks.

At least you get to beat up the people you don't like now and then
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>great gatsby
quentin pls go
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>>3033399
Even if you woke up to something pressed against your butt?
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>>3033363
Get fucked, shitfaced pooass.
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>>3033372
They are just trying to get your name filtered.
And knowing the general, it probably worked.
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>>3033413
ohmygoodness yes
Luna is so pretty. And she is also still a very big pony.
Luna #1 Female big spoon
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“You live in West Egg,” she remarked contemptuously. “I know somebody there.”
“I don’t know a single——”
“You must know Gatsby.”
“Gatsby?” demanded Daisy. “What Gatsby?”
Before I could reply that he was my neighbor dinner was announced; wedging his tense arm imperatively under mine, Tom Buchanan compelled me from the room as though he were moving a checker to another square.
Slenderly, languidly, their hands set lightly on their hips, the two young women preceded us out onto a rosy-colored porch, open toward the sunset, where four candles flickered on the table in the diminished wind.
“Why CANDLES?” objected Daisy, frowning. She snapped them out with her fingers. “In two weeks it’ll be the longest day in the year.” She looked at us all radiantly. “Do you always watch for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always watch for the longest day in the year and then miss it.”
“We ought to plan something,” yawned Miss Baker, sitting down at the table as if she were getting into bed.
“All right,” said Daisy. “What’ll we plan?” She turned to me helplessly: “What do people plan?”
Before I could answer her eyes fastened with an awed expression on her little finger.
“Look!” she complained; “I hurt it.”
We all looked—the knuckle was black and blue.

OK really is anyone actually reading this fanfiction
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>>3033415
piece of shit vs shit
idunolol
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>>3033426
>Not making Luna your little spoon while you're Celestia's little spoon
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>>3033428
I'll just go read great gatsby again
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Sometimes she and Miss Baker talked at once, unobtrusively and with a bantering inconsequence that was never quite chatter, that was as cool as their white dresses and their impersonal eyes in the absence of all desire. They were here, and they accepted Tom and me, making only a polite pleasant effort to entertain or to be entertained. They knew that presently dinner would be over and a little later the evening too would be over and casually put away. It was sharply different from the West, where an evening was hurried from phase to phase toward its close, in a continually disappointed anticipation or else in sheer nervous dread of the moment itself.
“You make me feel uncivilized, Daisy,” I confessed on my second glass of corky but rather impressive claret. “Can’t you talk about crops or something?”
I meant nothing in particular by this remark, but it was taken up in an unexpected way.
“Civilization’s going to pieces,” broke out Tom violently. “I’ve gotten to be a terrible pessimist about things. Have you read ‘The Rise of the Colored Empires’ by this man Goddard?”
“Why, no,” I answered, rather surprised by his tone.
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>>3033426
STOP LIKING EVERYTHING! YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY HARD!
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>>3033348
>You made him take his shirt off and cry.
Thanks for making that general hilarious.
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>>3033346
Is it meant to be a commentary on the fact his jokes are terrible?

I mean a good 60% of that comic seems entirely unrelated to the punchline. The first two panels are just filler.
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>>3033425
>>3033414
Oh well.
I'll pick a different name tomorrow.
Again. Though it stemmed from me, most of this bullshit is on your end here. I've posted maybe seven times total.
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“Well, it’s a fine book, and everybody ought to read it. The idea is if we don’t look out the white race will be—will be utterly submerged. It’s all scientific stuff; it’s been proved.”
“Tom’s getting very profound,” said Daisy, with an expression of unthoughtful sadness. “He reads deep books with long words in them. What was that word we——”
“Well, these books are all scientific,” insisted Tom, glancing at her impatiently. “This fellow has worked out the whole thing. It’s up to us, who are the dominant race, to watch out or these other races will have control of things.”
“We’ve got to beat them down,” whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.
“You ought to live in California—” began Miss Baker, but Tom interrupted her by shifting heavily in his chair.
“This idea is that we’re Nordics. I am, and you are, and you are, and——” After an infinitesimal hesitation he included Daisy with a slight nod, and she winked at me again. “—And we’ve produced all the things that go to make civilization—oh, science and art, and all that. Do you see?”
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Gents, I apologize in advance for not posting something directly Ponybeat-related, but, if it is within my power to ask it, I need a favor.

A while back I asked for feedback on my remix of Zedd's "Spectrum" for a remix contest. That contest is now in voting, and my remix is already in 5th place so far. I would be honored to have MLPG's vote: http://play.beatport.com/contests/zedd-spectrum/4fe7b6a8b8ed7457890002c6

As for actual Ponybeat, I've recently finished the lyrics to Diamond Dogs, so please look forward to the full vocal version soon.
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I'm watching that playing God thing with ants again. Why is this such an amazing video?
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>>3033459
There was something pathetic in his concentration, as if his complacency, more acute than of old, was not enough to him any more. When, almost immediately, the telephone rang inside and the butler left the porch Daisy seized upon the momentary interruption and leaned toward me.
“I’ll tell you a family secret,” she whispered enthusiastically. “It’s about the butler’s nose. Do you want to hear about the butler’s nose?”
“That’s why I came over to-night.”
“Well, he wasn’t always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose——”
“Things went from bad to worse,” suggested Miss Baker.
“Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.”
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened—then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk.
The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom’s ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing.
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>>3033456
>trying to shit up the thread

I just don't understand
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>>3033422
Don't get me wrong, it would be pretty awkward but I guess I'd be alright with that

I'd be afraid of anything going up my ass, so I'd probably just suck him off to the best of my ability
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>>3033465
i just wish people would stop manipulating her for sex!
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>>3033374
You don't need to prove my point by being stubborn, even Aeosynth, king of the edgy moot-hating brigade modified his script.
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>>3033459
I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a—of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn’t he?” She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: “An absolute rose?”
This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house.
Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said “Sh!” in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether.
“This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor——” I said.
“Don’t talk. I want to hear what happens.”
“Is something happening?” I inquired innocently.
“You mean to say you don’t know?” said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. “I thought everybody knew.”
“I don’t.”
“Why——” she said hesitantly, “Tom’s got some woman in New York.”
“Got some woman?” I repeated blankly.
Miss Baker nodded.
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>>3033459
“She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don’t you think?”
Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table.
“It couldn’t be helped!” cried Daisy with tense gaiety.
She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: “I looked outdoors for a minute, and it’s very romantic outdoors. There’s a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He’s singing away——” Her voice sang: “It’s romantic, isn’t it, Tom?”
“Very romantic,” he said, and then miserably to me: “If it’s light enough after dinner, I want to take you down to the stables.”
The telephone rang inside, startlingly, and as Daisy shook her head decisively at Tom the subject of the stables, in fact all subjects, vanished into air. Among the broken fragments of the last five minutes at table I remember the candles being lit again, pointlessly, and I was conscious of wanting to look squarely at every one, and yet to avoid all eyes. I couldn’t guess what Daisy and Tom were thinking, but I doubt if even Miss Baker, who seemed to have mastered a certain hardy scepticism, was able utterly to put this fifth guest’s shrill metallic urgency out of mind. To a certain temperament the situation might have seemed intriguing—my own instinct was to telephone immediately for the police.
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>>3033472
Sometimes it's hard being the only straight person in this thread.
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>>3033480

But she loves it

now, if only they would actually have sex with her...
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>>3033459
you got my vote, and i look foreward to the diamond dogs ttuff
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what the fuck is going on
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>>3033459
>diamond dogs

klondike ruined diamond dogs for me
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>>3033482
And? I'm not doing this to spite moot or something. I'm doing it because it's convenient.
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>>3033497
I'm here with ya bro
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The horses, needless to say, were not mentioned again. Tom and Miss Baker, with several feet of twilight between them, strolled back into the library, as if to a vigil beside a perfectly tangible body, while, trying to look pleasantly interested and a little deaf, I followed Daisy around a chain of connecting verandas to the porch in front. In its deep gloom we sat down side by side on a wicker settee.
Daisy took her face in her hands as if feeling its lovely shape, and her eyes moved gradually out into the velvet dusk. I saw that turbulent emotions possessed her, so I asked what I thought would be some sedative questions about her little girl.
“We don’t know each other very well, Nick,” she said suddenly. “Even if we are cousins. You didn’t come to my wedding.”
“I wasn’t back from the war.”
“That’s true.” She hesitated. “Well, I’ve had a very bad time, Nick, and I’m pretty cynical about everything.”
Evidently she had reason to be. I waited but she didn’t say any more, and after a moment I returned rather feebly to the subject of her daughter.
“I suppose she talks, and—eats, and everything.”
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>>3033459
I'll throw a vote your way.
I don't have working headphones today, so I can't listen to it, but I'm pretty sure I remember it from the first time you posted it, and it was good.

You might want to ask some time tomorrow too, most rational people have probably abandoned the thread for the night.
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>>3033405
>>3033412
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>>3033458
>whispered Daisy, winking ferociously toward the fervent sun.

unf
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>>3033500
Fly you fool.
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>>3033500

Manual spam. The most autistic kind.
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>>3033459
DIA-MOND DOGSSS
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>>3033511
I would shake your hand if you were here.
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>>3033469
It's not me it's you.

I was just making a shitty joke. It's everyone else who's shitting up the thread.
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>>3033497
If it helps, I'm only gay for cartoon pone
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>>3033508
you're consuming orders of magnitude more bandwith and yet we're all seeing the same content
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>>3033500
>>3033503
>>3033508
>>3033511
>>3033513
>>3033515
>implying “Well, he wasn’t always a butler; he used to be the silver polisher for some people in New York that had a silver service for two hundred people. He had to polish it from morning till night, until finally it began to affect his nose——”
“Things went from bad to worse,” suggested Miss Baker.
“Yes. Things went from bad to worse, until finally he had to give up his position.”
For a moment the last sunshine fell with romantic affection upon her glowing face; her voice compelled me forward breathlessly as I listened—then the glow faded, each light deserting her with lingering regret, like children leaving a pleasant street at dusk.
The butler came back and murmured something close to Tom’s ear, whereupon Tom frowned, pushed back his chair, and without a word went inside. As if his absence quickened something within her, Daisy leaned forward again, her voice glowing and singing.
“I love to see you at my table, Nick. You remind me of a—of a rose, an absolute rose. Doesn’t he?” She turned to Miss Baker for confirmation: “An absolute rose?”
This was untrue. I am not even faintly like a rose. She was only extemporizing, but a stirring warmth flowed from her, as if her heart was trying to come out to you concealed in one of those breathless, thrilling words. Then suddenly she threw her napkin on the table and excused herself and went into the house.
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>>3033459
>those prizes
Hoooly shit that's some swag.

Also, tossed a vote your way.
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>>3033464
we get it, you want to have sex with ants. enough already.
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>>3033545
I'm seeing it faster
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It is my time
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>>3033499
>>3033515
Bless you both! The remix is now in 4th place, you both (as well as my other voters) have my immense thanks!

And, yeah, I'll be peddling this for a while (not TOO heavily on MLPG, I'd rather not spam it). There's a few days of voting and I don't intend on missing out on a single one!
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>>3033545
>>3033543
>>3033532
>>3033529
>>3033527
>>3033523
>>3033521
somestimes I feel like Miss Baker and I exchanged a short glance consciously devoid of meaning. I was about to speak when she sat up alertly and said “Sh!” in a warning voice. A subdued impassioned murmur was audible in the room beyond, and Miss Baker leaned forward unashamed, trying to hear. The murmur trembled on the verge of coherence, sank down, mounted excitedly, and then ceased altogether.
“This Mr. Gatsby you spoke of is my neighbor——” I said.
“Don’t talk. I want to hear what happens.”
“Is something happening?” I inquired innocently.
“You mean to say you don’t know?” said Miss Baker, honestly surprised. “I thought everybody knew.”
“I don’t.”
“Why——” she said hesitantly, “Tom’s got some woman in New York.”
“Got some woman?” I repeated blankly.
Miss Baker nodded.
“She might have the decency not to telephone him at dinner time. Don’t you think?”
Almost before I had grasped her meaning there was the flutter of a dress and the crunch of leather boots, and Tom and Daisy were back at the table.
“It couldn’t be helped!” cried Daisy with tense gaiety.
She sat down, glanced searchingly at Miss Baker and then at me, and continued: “I looked outdoors for a minute, and it’s very romantic outdoors. There’s a bird on the lawn that I think must be a nightingale come over on the Cunard or White Star Line. He’s singing away——” Her voice sang: “It’s romantic, isn’t it, Tom?”
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>>3033516
>Scherzo didn't post his shit.

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpeg
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>>3033508
Waiting four seconds for what may or may not be new posts isn't inconvenient. This is an imageboard. There has never been any need to respond that quickly. Take up a hobby or something and do it with MLPG in the background.
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>>3033532
So is that post not you? The one I just responded to I mean

>I'll pick a different name tomorrow.

That will garner a similar reaction

Doing things you know will start shit is not functionally different than perpetuating it
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>>3033516
if its not anthro or tons of extra fur and cat ears pls post
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>>3033459
>11 votes
>2k worth of prizes
Huh...
Did voting just open or is the site really have that small a userbase?
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>>3033346
Here, I tried to make it funnier
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>>3033589
Don't listen to this poster
If it's anthro or furry or has cat ears pls pls post
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>>3033555
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>>3033556
>log in to vote

I guess I gotta sign up then

only cause i listened to that discord song and dug it euro
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>>3033556
>>3033555
>>3033552
>>3033551
>>3033548
>>3033546
>>3033572
Seriously, this fucking rediculous.
>>3033572
>>3033579
>>3033563
>>3033572
>>3033579
>>3033589
>>3033603
Seriously, this fucking rediculous
"No," he said, crying and shaking. One thought worked at him, burned in him like acid: for less than a hundred bucks he could have had the manuscript photocopied in Boulder. People - Bryce, both of his ex-wives, hell, even his mother - had always told him he was crazy not to make at least one copy of his work and put it aside; after all, the Boulderado could catch on fire, or the New York townhouse; there might be a tornado or a flood or some other natural disaster. He had constantly refused, for no rational reason: it was just that making copies seemed a jinx thing to do. Well, here was the jinx and the natural disaster all rolled up m one; here was Hurricane Annie. In her innocence it had apparently never even crossed her mind that there might be another copy of Fast Cars someplace, and if he had just listened, if he had just invested the lousy hundred dollars - "Yes," she replied, holding out the matches to him. The manuscript, clean white Hammermill Bond with the title page topmost, lay on her lap. Her face was still clear and calm. "No," he said, turning his burning face away from her. "Yes. It's filthy. That aside, it's also no good." "You wouldn't know good if it walked up and bit your nose off!" he yelled, not caring.
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>>3033527
Oh, you ain't heard NOTHIN' yet with the second verse-and-prechorus. Cheese so thick you could spread it on crackers.
>>3033548
That's the intent! Even if I lose, I'd like to give a Eurobeat song a fighting chance in the EDM world, if only to say I did, and got that far!
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Couldn't stand to stay away! How ya doin? "First of all," she said, "good would not bite my nose off. Evil might, but not good. Second of all, I do know good when I see it - you are good, Paul. All you need is a little help. Now, take the matches." He shook his head stiffly back and forth. "No." "Yes." "No!" "Yes." "No goddammit!" "Use all the profanity you want. I've heard it all before." "I won't do it." He closed his eyes. When he opened them she was holding out a cardboards square with the word NOVRIL printed across the top in bright blue letters. SAMPLE, the red letters just below the trade name read NOT TO BE DISPENSED WITHOUT PHYSICIAN'S PRESCRIPTION. Below the warning were four capsules in blister-packs. He grabbed. She pulled the cardboard out of his reach. "When you burn it," she said. "Then I'll give you the capsules - all four of these, I think - and the pain will go away. You will begin to feel serene again, and when you've got hold of yourself, I will change your bedding - I see you've wet it, and it must be uncomfortable - and I'll also change you. By then you will be hungry and I can give you some soup. Perhaps some unbuttered toast. But until you burn it, Paul, I can do nothing. I'm sorry." His tongue wanted to say Yes! Yes, okay! and so he bit it. He rolled away from her again
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>>3033579
>That will garner a similar reaction

Yeah so? I wasn't even trying to start a fire in the first place. If everyone else wants to strike a match and set the forest ablaze then fuck it, I'll hand the general the tinder and watch it burn. Seriously this whole reaction is beyond retarded.
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>>3033459
Voted!

If you meet Skrillex, tell him to wash his hair pls.
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>>3033615
>implying EDM snobs know shit about
"Oh yes! Yes! That's what a child thinks when mommy comes into the kitchen and sees him playing with the cleaning fluid from under the sink. He doesn't say it that way, of course, because he doesn't have your education. He just says, "Mommy, you're mean!"" Her hand brushed his hair away from his hot brow. The fingers trailed down his cheek, across the side of his neck, and then squeezed his shoulder briefly, with compassion, before drawing away. "The mother feels badly when her child says she's mean or if he cries for what's been taken away, as you are crying now. But she knows she's right, and so she does her duty. As I am doing mine." Three quick dull thumps as Annie dropped her knuckles on the manuscript - 190,000 words and five lives that a well and pain-free Paul Sheldon had cared deeply about, 190,000 words and five lives that he was finding more dispensable as each moment passed. The pills. The pills. He had to have the goddam pills. The lives were shadows. The pills were not. They were real. "Paul?" "No!" he sobbed. The faint rattle of the capsules in their blisters - silence then the woody shuffle of the matches in their box. "Paul?" "No!" "I'm waiting, Paul."
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>>3033459
Hey. Hey. You. Yeah you.

I had ideas for lyrics to your Evil Enchantress song you did WAAAAAAAAY back. Wherefore would I suggest them.
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>>3033459
Voted
Listened to it when you first posted and really enjoyed it. Keep doing your thing, man
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>>3033630
>Seriously this whole reaction is beyond retarded.

It is, but doing this knowing the reaction, for no other purpose than garnering the reaction makes you a faggot

but do whatever
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With The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald made a conscious departure from the writing process of his previous novels. He started planning it in June 1911, after completing his play The Vegetable and began composing The Great Gatsby in 1923. He ended up discarding most of it as a false start, some of which resurfaced in the story "Absolution".[2] Unlike his previous works, Fitzgerald intended to edit and reshape Gatsby thoroughly, believing that it held the potential to launch him toward literary acclaim. He told his editor Maxwell Perkins that the novel was a "cI'll stop spamming if one of you posts a picture of Rarijackonsciously artistic achievement" and a "purely creative work — not trashy imaginings as in my stories but the sustained imagination of a sincere and yet radiant world". He added later, during editing, that he felt "an enormous power in me now, more than I've ever had".[3]


Oheka Castle on the Gold Coast of Long Island was a partial inspiration for Gatsby's estate.[4]
After the birth of their child, the Fitzgeralds moved to Great Neck, Long Island in October 1922. Here Fitzgerald took the setting by appropriating Great Neck as the scene for The Great Gatsby.[5] Fitzgerald's neighbors in Great Neck included such prominent and newly wealthy New Yorkers as writer Ring Lardner, actor Lew Fields and comedian Ed Wynn.[2] These figures were all considered to be 'new' money, unlike those who came from Manhasset Neck or Cow Neck Peninsula.
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Can we go back to pones
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why you fuckers never posted this before eludes me but here you go

http://www.drawspace.com/lessons/1/beginner
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The story begins with the narrator, Nick Carraway, a Midwesterner who has graduated from Yale and fought in World War I, returning home to begin a career. He is restless and has decided to move to New York to learn the bond business. The novel opens early in the summer of 1922 in West Egg, Long Island, where Nick has rented a house next to the mansion of Gatsby, the mysterious host of regular, extravagant parties.[13]
Tom and Daisy Buchanan live across the bay in the more fashionable East Egg, where those coming from old money live. Daisy is Nick's cousin, and Tom and Nick had been in the same senior society at Yale College. They invite Nick to dinner at their mansion where he meets a young woman named Jordan Baker, whom Daisy wants Nick to date. Daisy, who is still as beautiful and charming as she ever was, now has a young child. Tom is muscular, brusque and considers himself an intellectual. During dinner the phone rings, and when Tom and Daisy leave the room, Jordan informs Nick that the caller is Tom's mistress from New York.
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>>3033646
There's a contact form on my bandcamp page, please use that. (Or you could just post them here, depending on what you're willing to do.)

By the way, the remix is now tied for first place!
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>>3033674
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>>3033686
We have
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>>3033682
no this is gatsy time
Myrtle Wilson, Tom's mistress, lives in Flushing, Queens near a large expanse of land known as the Valley of Ashes, where Myrtle's husband, George Wilson, owns a garage. Painted on a large billboard nearby is a fading advertisement for an ophthalmologist: a set of huge eyes looking through a pair of glasses, seemingly watching the characters throughout the novel.
Around three weeks after that evening at the Buchanans', Tom takes Nick to meet the Wilsons. He then takes Myrtle and Nick to New York to a party in a flat he is renting for her. The party breaks up when Myrtle insolently starts shouting Daisy's name, and Tom breaks her nose with a blow of his open hand.
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>>3033674
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>>3033682

I wish so much that Gilda's feet didn't look terrible in this picture.

I don't think I'd ever have to fap to anything else ever again.
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>>3033459
im trying to vote but this site is being stupid. im logged in with a confirmed email, and it keeps prompting me to log in when i hit vote
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>>3033697
Wait, tied?
On my end your track has 15 while the second highest is sitting at 12.
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>>3033698
>>3033705
alright, the spam will be stopped
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>>3033700
well I was not there
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>>3033712
I had to log out and log back in before it accepted that I had confirmed my email
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>>3033720

Please anon, never again.

It was TOO effective.
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>>3033686
To be honest, people should just link here >>>/ic/1083696
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>>3033712
This problem has arisen a few times... try clearing your cache/cookies, or just wait for a couple hours. Beatport seems to be a bit problematic with a few new voters, so thank you for giving it a shot!
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>>3033709
Get Kloudmutt to not suck at art
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>>3033729
Alright, I just wanted pictures of best ship anyway.
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>>3033709
But Gilda doesn't have feet, she has paws.
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>>3033735
yeah I dug it out of there. out of a bunch of just more books
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>>3033698
>>3033705
did that nigga seriously just do all that shit for 2 FUCKING PICTURES
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Is that one Anon who wanted a Twilight >feel still around?

Because it's turning out to be a bit longer than I initially anticipated. This might take some more time.
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>>3033736
Voted Euronig, keep on keepin on
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>>3033753

That's what I meant, really. I wish that picture had paws.
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holy crap
worst MLPG ever
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>>3033720
ur a faget
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>>3033736
got it to work, now you are in the lead by 8!

and its the least i could do, i love your stuff.
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https://twitter.com/#!/Shepard_Nathan
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>>3033777

It's better now.

I think we're entering chill mode.
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>>3033720
Next time try Night of the Were Ed
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>>3033769
"You some kind of furry, dweeb?"
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>>3033459
>>3033736

I was having the same problem as that guy. Clearing my cookies and cache worked. Voted. Good luck and keep up the good work.
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>>3033750
Thanks for shitting up the general better than I could have ever hoped.
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>>3033761
Any time someone has linked me to an online art tutorial and I liked it, I checked that /ic/ page and saw the link there as well.
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>>3033797
Sent =D
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>>3033763
I don't know if that anon is, but I'm always down for a Twilight >feel
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What the fuck did you fucking fucks do to the general
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>>3033801

And there's my favorite picture of Gilda.

So beautiful.
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>>3033801
>tfw I am some kind of furry, dweeb
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>>3033820

Stop.

It's better now.
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Can I get the .gif version of this? pls?
pls respond
I fucked up the first time..god dammit.
http://z0r.de/4081
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This thread is like a trainwreck but i've been making this same bowl of chili for like an hour and a half because I can't look away
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>>3033806

We faggot now
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>>3033459
fuck this site is bullshit trying to make an account. it says my email is confirmed but when i try to vote i get "you must confirm your email"

resending didnt work either
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>>3033821
>>3033825
"Well fine, but don't expect me to be here tomorrow morning."
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Who is the sluttiest pony?
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>>3033794
i feel it too
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>>3033852
_mabel.
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>>3033801
I would let her mount me, Strap-on at the ready, digging in to my hands with her claws. As I elicit a moan, she'd give a quizzical look that quickly turned into a sadistic one. "Ah, so you like it rough?"
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Would you a Femsnails?
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>>3033851

One night would be enough.
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>>3033865
cuddle? aye.
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>>3033865
I'd help her explore her body.
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>>3033846
Log out and log back in
That's what I had to do
If that fails clear cache/cookies and try again
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>>3033852
if you want to talk about Rarity be direct abou tit.
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>>3033846

I had the same problem. You've got to clear your cookies and cache.
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I'll leave you all with this.
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>>3033852
The Slutty Mare
Alternate answer: you waifu
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>>3033865
yeah probably.

if i was a pony of comparable age, mind you. kinda loses its charm when you're twice as old as it.
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>>3033459
Shit sounds good man.
And 5th place?
We can't have that now can we.
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>>3033818
I'll get back to work then.
Still...shit. That guy asked for an update twice in the last thread. He must have been looking forward to it.
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>>3033825
>this guy also furiously masturbates to gilda
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>>3033883
yes
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>4chanX update
>still able to keep my autoupdate time at 20 seconds
uwotm8?
I thought it was defaulting at 60 seconds.
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>you will never be invited to the MLPGcon after orgy
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>>3033890
So do I. What's your point?
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>>3033852
Here she is
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>>3033892
no
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fuck yeah Gilda time. what was everyone freaking out about earlier?
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>>3033892

I dunno what the default time is now, but the minimum time is 5 seconds. If you enter a value below 5 it'll still only update once every 5 seconds.
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>>3033902
Fuck that, this OC is way sluttier than that one
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>>3033892
Defaults didn't change. Minimum refresh time has been changed to 5 seconds, along with a lot of other shit that's better described by moot if you scroll up.
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hey eurobeat how many votes did your song have before your post here? i ask because its a pretty decent guage of how many posters we have right now.
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>Gilda will never force you to lick her paws and talons clean
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>>3033907
Dun worry about it, post gilda
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>>3033907
No idea, I stopped paying attention.
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>>3033917
looks like a 3-tone RD recolor.

also looks delicious
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>>3033923
11 when I opened it.
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>>3033459
finally i got that shit working. only for you eurobeat, would i go through all that trouble.
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>>3033883
No.
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>>3033917
Do we need to have a slut-off, bitch?
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>>3033888
Looking forward to it.
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>>3033933
>Daring Do is just a 3tone RD recolor.
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>Guilda
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>>3033942
Euro when you are famous remember us little people by showering us with gifts
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>>3033965
also not supposed to be a link
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>>3033459
Took me a while to confirm the damn email.
Voted nigga
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i don't understand the appeal of generic japanese fighting game music
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>>3033933
She's more of a Roseluck or scootaloo in the older pics recolor but yeah, I see where you're getting that

>>3033951
Come at me, bro
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what the fuck Sweetiebelle she needs all the feathers she can get
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>>3033963

If he had about 50 more cuts and bruises dotting his body, that'd be a pretty accurate representation of what I'd want fucking Gilda to be.
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>>3033977
I don't understand the appeal of you
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>>3033983
>Dat pixelization.
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Eurobeat, is there a page somewhere listing all the mixes in the competition? It'd be a bit dickish to throw a vote in without having given the others a listen, but I'm being confounded by the site layout.
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>>3033459
Voted
You are the winner yurobeat!
ill vote a few more times when im not so drunk and can proxy
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>>3033992
I'm watching that episode right now
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>>3033937
damn that makes 20ish people. more assuming not everyone here voted, less assuming anyone might have done more than 1 vote/ people not us also voting at the same time.
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>>3034004
http://play.beatport.com/contests/zedd-spectrum/remixes

You can vote for as many as you'd like ya know
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>>3034014
You're a good person for choosing a fine episode
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>>3033992
She kinda likes the pain.
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>Euro's mix now has double the votes of anything in the contest

We did good.

I hope they don't disqualify any of the votes for looking fishy or anything.
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>>3034004
play.beatport.com/contests/zedd-spectrum
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>>3033903
>>3033911
>>3033920
So why the fuck was everyone crying? I heard something about 60 seconds. Don't you dare tell me anons were getting analcrusaded because of a mere several second difference. Because if that were true I don't think I could go on living knowing that people would have a hissy fit over something so miniscule. I'd probably drop dead from a brain aneurysm caused by all of my mad.
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>>3033992
>Scootaloo has to have the other wing plucked so she is even.
Who am I kidding, she can't fly.
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>>3034029
>1 second
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>>3034025
Until tomorrow afternoon when "Generic brostep/complextro song" takes the lead with a gorillion votes.
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>>3033926
>>3033928
alright fine
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>>3034029
Anon pls no, we did this already

we chill now, we gilda now
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Do you guys think Big Mac and Cheerilee got together after H&H?
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>>3034017
>>3034026
Thanks both!
>234 pages of remixes
Welp. Guess I'll just give the other top ones a listen.
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does anyone have a link to that flash game that made the rounds earlier this year (last year maybe)?

the dating sim where you raced dash and fucked her? that shit was hilarious I wanted to see it finished.
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>>3034042
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>>3034046
definitely
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>>3033983
Nigger I will outslut the fuck out of you. I didn't get this way from stuffing myself with food you know
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>>3034016
Someone go link the IRC, make those faggots vote too.
>Implying anyone here goes to the IRC
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>>3034051
It's on pokehidden's tumblr
It's not complete (afaik) but it has updated recently
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>>3034041
I seem to have a distinct lack of Gilda. This is a problem
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>>3034040

That contest has been up for a while I'm pretty sure.
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Sometimes I wish I had a tail.
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>>3034059
>there will never be a official slutty mare contest held by MLPG
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>>3034047
>All dose remixes.
>Our boy is top five.
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In G1 teleporting is called winking

I guess that means G4 Twilight has uncontrollable winking problems
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>>3034059
>cum inflation
uuuunf
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>>3034075
Me too anon, for real
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>>3034073
nah the voting opened about 45 minutes ago
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>>3034080
oh, she can control it.

she just doesn't want to
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>>3034059
>Claims to be a slut
>Only posts solo pictures

Cool story, bro
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>>3034089

Oh. Well then yeah it'll probably be some shitty bass mess that wins.

Oh well at least being in the top for a while might get euro some views.
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>>3034099
why cant i hold all these recolors
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>>3034080
I guess that's like when you have a super hard-on and can't stop it twitching.
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>>3034099
>Terrible shoops.
And I was liking this slut too...
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Well, at least he can take pride in the fact that he, at one point, had the most votes.
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>second one is at 26 already

I guess he's doing the same thing
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For those of you who are having trouble voting in the Spectrum remix contest, after you get your confirmations plugged in,

• First try signing out, then back in.
• If this doesn't work, clear your cache and cookies.
• If THIS doesn't work, wait an hour or two before voting.

The remix is #1 in the contest so far. I'm blessed by your generosity, thank you for going through the trouble of voting.
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I would place my penis deep inside Gilda's body orifices
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>>3034105
Not to mention being highly voted at the start'll up his chances, since people are going to be going like this:
>>3034047
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>>3034071
oh yeah? I guess I got a minute to spare
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>>3034099
>shitty /bread/ recolors
get out
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I'm not sure who decided Red Ribbon was a slutty mare, just because she has puffy girl parts.
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>>3034127

I voted. Good luck mang.
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>>3034127
gosh he so humble
You're my new husbando and there's nothing you can do about it
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>Mfw reading Preggity for the first time
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>>3034129

Yeah exactly.
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>>3034135
>>3034112
>>3034121
Sorry, I'm not any good at art so I get by with what I can
Also, they're sloppy as fuck and I actually feel kind of bad posting them here

I'll go ahead and stop now
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>>3034128
Me too
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>>3034155
that is a pretty pleasant story
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>>3034157
>im bad at art
>so i'll just recolor somebody else's hard work
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>>3034133
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>>3034157
you're a faggot
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>>3034099
>needing pictures of her actions to prove herself
Bitch you are small time. Come at me right now. I'll make you wish you'd never spoken up against me.
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>>3034169
At least I'm not spamming OC requests at people, right?
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>>3034166

No stop, I don't want to feel for Gilda. I want to fuck her.

Why do I want to hug her tight and wipe those tears away?
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>>3034157
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>>3034172
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>>3034176
>claiming somebody else's OC as your own slutty mare
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>>3034112
>>3034121
>>3034135
>>3034157
I think we know the winner~
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>>3034166
what the fuck out of character dweeb shit
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>>3034184
>G-Gilda!! t-there's nothing up there!!!
hehehe
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Has TLM done anything new recently?
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>>3034180
Gilda's just sexy even when she's not trying to be
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>>3034147
Even if you don't win, heaven forbid.
We all at least had fun helping out.
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>mfw i like the 2nd highest voted song better than eurobeat's

guess i'm just not a nepotist
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>>3034205
check his DA account and find out
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>>3034172
oh that guy
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>>3034219
But that's so much wooooork
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>>3034217
You can vote for multiple songs
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>>3034201
Just because you're more popular doesn't mean you're a bigger slut

Right?
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>Want root bear
>All of it is in the garage, hot as fuck
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And my vote's in.

>>3034217
I think it's a system of "Throw a vote at the ones you like, those that are liked by the most people win"
I'm giving the others a listen now.
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>>3034236
>not having a second fridge in the garage
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>>3034234
fuck off recolor
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>>3034236
Poor bear.
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>>3032976

MR ALADDIN SIR

WHAT DO YOU WISH OF ME
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>>3034236
>Not keeping your rootbeer in the fridge
>Two-thousand-twelve
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>>3034236
drink real beer then
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>>3034229
Nothing interesting, he's gone off ponies a bit.
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>>3034236
>root bear
wait what
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>>3034201
>Pumped vag.
Aaaaand, NEITHER WIN
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>putting sirens in songs where they don't need to be

I'll never understand tis
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>>3034255

>and Ross is here too
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>>3034247
but what if I don't want to
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>>3034256
>2.93MB

but...it's so tiny!
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>>3034256
>2.93 MB
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>>3034236
>Keeping bears in your garage.
You must hate America.
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>>3034262

But real beer is so gross.

And I drank Captain Morgan and Absolut like a fish yesterday.
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does Gilda's snatch taste like root beer then?
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>>3034249
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LX7WrHCaUA

We need more space pone art not Luna
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>>3034275

>Recoloring Ross works

Okay, you're alright.
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>>3034284
eh, beer is tolerable. no its not gonna taste good but if its awful youre doing it wrong or bought shit beer
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>>3034273
It's da soun' o' da police
It's da soun' o' th' beast
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>>3034262
don't mind if I do!
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>>3034285
Only one way to find out.
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>>3034275
its even funnier because you're a cunt
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>>3034275

>Recoloring Ross' art

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>3034285

Oh god I hope not

I want it to smell like sweat and arousal like it should. I don't want to bury my face in some sort of soda-smelling candy pussy. This is Gilda, not a lame-o pony.
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>>3034255
is it really ross? I always thought his ponies had a look like the .mov movies. he a big cartoon fan I know
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>>3034294
>"Y-y-y-y-you're under a-a-a-rest!"
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Would
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>>3034307
Wanna rest under me?
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>>3034307
no, you are

w-w-w-what?

don't scream
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>>3034255
Ross, I wish you to be free...
As far away from here as possible.
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>>3034292

I've found almost everything American is hardly drinkable unless you're already drunk.

Please tell me it's better in other countries.
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>>3034306
>I always thought his ponies had a look like the .mov movies
both influenced by older cartoons
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>>3034334
Microbreweries, man.
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>tfw the whole Red Ribbons slutty mare thing is odd because you know the OCs creator
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>>3034336
Hes not as hood as Max Gilardi though. That guy was born with talent and it shows.
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>>3034349
I know that feel
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>>3034311
I would be her gentle lover and a loving father to Dinky.
Dinky would be cautious at first, probably even hate me. But the day she calls me Dad?
Priceless.
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>>3034351
>That guy was born with talent
oh shove off
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>>3034304

it only smells like that if you work out with her beforehand.
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>>3034351
Except in his recent stuff.
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>>3034347
>tfw you live 10min away from a brewery
feels good man
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>>3034334
I'm in texas. Everything domestic I've drunk has made me fucking sick.

drink the shit out of Heineken though
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>>3034306

Sure is, fucko

So what's going on right now? How'd you fellas like a stream
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http://play.beatport.com/contests/zedd-spectrum/4fe35723b8ed745787000093

What.
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>>3034364
It's true though. Ross is just unlucky. Short end of the stick.
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>>3034322
>>3034318
>You will never rape police mare.
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>>3034371
I would, but I'm about to go lift
Maybe in like two hours or so?
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>>3034375
He's not unlucky, he's just stubborn.
"Talent" is a poor excuse from others, honestly.
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>>3034371
>more WIP and half-assed doodles guaranteed

Go the fuck ahead. You aren't going to prove anything but your own inadequacy anyway.
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>>3034366

You's my nigga, Snarky.
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>>3034374
wat

this guy is getting a vote
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>>3034374
2deep4me
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>>3034374
It's avant garde NuAlt Compoplextro Trance/House
2deep4u
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>>3034371
>Person likes your art
> proceed to call them fucko
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http://www.livestream.com/poneland

Come watch an animated feature if you like.
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>>3034374
>Add pony phrases and some clips from the show.
>Put it on youtube.
>Over a billion views.
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>>3034370
haven't been to Fredericksberg brewery eh?
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>>3034370
Shove some Lagunitas down your food hole. See what you think of it.
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>>3034356
Been trying to get them to drawfag for you guys, but they're hard to get ahold of a lot of the time. Both parties would enjoy it, I think.
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>>3034401
what a tough guy eh?
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>>3034304
shit you're right, what the fuck was I thinking
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>>3034374
>5 votes

inb4 Euro comes in second to this guy
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Fuck these new intervals
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>>3034442
>Baw my internet chatroom cannot look like an internet chatroom.
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>>3034376

>you will never make her cuff herself
>you will never rape her from behind
>you will never hold a gun to her head the whole time
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you... you wouldn't put your face there...
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>>3034457
G-good...
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>>3034459

Fuck you I wouldn't put my face there.

I don't think a whole lot of things could stop me.
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>>3034401

What? I thought it'd be funny. We all know no one likes my art anyway.

The first picture will be Rarity hyper-ventilating upon seeing Lyra ask to be fitted for a new business suit
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>>3034457
This is a horrible feel.
You're horrible.
Why can't I consensually Police Pone? She seems so nice...
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>ded
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okay mlpg
I'm running on like 4 hours of sleep here but i'll try and do some requests

I'm going to try and speed paint them too so i have no idea how this is going to turn out here
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>>3034457
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>>3034476
not ded, just >5 seconds
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>>3034479
Rainbow Dash sleeping on a cloud plz
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>>3034466
oh well, shucks
>>3034470
hey I like
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>>3034479
colton and daisy picking grapes would be cool.
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where do people go to discuss gravity falls nonsexually?
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>>3034479

Gilda spreading her legs
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>>3034485
>not setting it to 15 seconds for 4chan's sake
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>>3034497
here?
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>>3034479
draw an anonymous pony

in a suit and green face mask
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>>3034457
HOXTONITE

COME WITH ME
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>>3034497
Here, a little bit.
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>>3034497
In /co/

LOL
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>>3034479
draw Gilda
maybe her parents trying to get her to hook up with a guy and she is all mad
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>>3034487
alright. simple enough.

also: pony sketchpage for today.
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>>3034479
Gilda in a batch of catnip, totally under the influence of it.
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>>3034497
Sadly here
But Mabel is still a slut
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>>3034499
because slippery slope
>why aren't you setting it to 30 seconds! do you hate america?!
>oh emm gee, you're refreshing every 60 seconds?! you inhuman monster!
>stop using 4chan! you'll kill it!

5 is fine.
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>>3034472

she's dedicated to her work. too dedicated. my advice?

lighten up.
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>run six miles in the middle of the night
>pumped as fuck
>get home and see my old NJROTC ribbons on my shitty old black dress uniform hanging from the closet door
>start to think about joining the military and how it would seriously help most of my problems
>sit down at computer
>open up MLPG
>gilda thread

You fucking bastards. I hate you. I hate you I hate you I hate you.
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>>3034515
my shit has always been twenty seconds. what was even the problem?
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>>3034528
we love you too anon
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>>3034528
do it anon, its what im doing
>>
Guys
Where is the steam sale
Where is it
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>>3034470
>We all know no one likes my art anyway
Everywhere else likes your shitty art
Fimchan is tripping itself to suck your dick over your shitty art. Go there.
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>>3034518
She just gets to wound up in it trying to do the best she can.
Her partner has to help her when she gets too stressed out, and cant be understood.
She used to be told she would never cut it as a cop, not with that stutter.
But dammit, those two warmed up even the most grizzled of veterans in the force.
Damn good cops.
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>>3034528

who knows. you join up, maybe you meet a hard-ass military chick who makes you call her "sir". stranger things've happened.
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>>3034544
yuropoors broke digital distribution
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>>3034528

>Be in DEP
>Joining Rangers soon

Haha gonna die
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>>3034436
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>>3034544
July 13, iirc
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Which pony would you perform experimental brain surgery on?
Which pony would be the most fun to help you?
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>>3034561
Unlucky for some.
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>>3034551

Where's my sweaty Gilda greentext, Snarky?

You said there'd be sweaty Gilda greentext!
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>>3034497
in /co/
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>>3034567
Pinkie and I would have a blast cutting up Twilight's brain. Not that I'd like to do that, it's just that you asked...
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>>3034551
Fuck that's brilliant
It probably won't happen, but at least I'll get to pretend I didn't waste my time in high school. Cadet Lieutenant rank with twenty two ribbons and four medals has got to count for something in the real military. I'm gonna go talk to a recruiter in the morning.
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>>3034553
you wont die, you will just get horribly horribly maimed!
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>>3034584
>not being associate co-captain
>in 2012
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>>3034596

Oh thank god

Then I can come back and slowly realize I'm less of a person until I ultimately take my own life while wearing my beret
>>
We kinda ded
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>>3034567
Pinkie helping me operate on her own brain.
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>>3034593
real military will not give two shits what you earned in JROTC. Especially not your fellow soldiers.
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>>3034593
i think at best you will go in as like an e-2 or 3 in whatever branch you did ROTC in. Which is something because you get more money but not much.
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FUCK this thread blows.

Cute pone time!
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>>3034614
That's crazy. I love it.
>"A little to the left! No no no! Oh, pickles! Give me the scalpel!"
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>>3034620
>chest tuft

unwarranted rage tiem!

more.
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>>3034499
I actually set mine from 15 to 20. Also, does anyone know how to whitelist sites on AdBlock?
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>>3034620

moar cute.
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>>3034620
No RD, you blow
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>>3034620
>Implying
[Dash is cute]
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This is my favorite pone.

Some people give me shit for it but I dont care.

Bubble Butt is a close second.
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>>3034640

You can't stop the cute train.
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>>3034645
I don't even care about the wings. That is a sexy Scootaloo.
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>>3034653

Maximum cute time!
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>>3034650
how does it feel knowing that even the pony you posted disagrees with you?
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>>3034650
Dash is the cutest, because she doesn't blow her load in every scene she's in like Fluttershy or Pinkie, her cute moments shine all the brighter.
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>>3034651
AJ is a good pony.
She was my favorite for the first couple episodes.
But I saw the light eventually.
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If you don't think I haven't improved since January last year, look at this heap of shit. I apologize for thinking this was good at one point.

In fact I think I'll just dump all of my really old drawings.
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>>3034659
i thought so also and saved to horse fap folder
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>>3034684

*if you don't think I have improved
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>>3034670
Do you even music app? That whole post was sarcastic.
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>>3034684
UNF
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>>3034684
guess i'll leave then
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>>3034684
Hey look, you finished something
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>>3034670
>>3034650
>>3034674

Which pone is cutest pone? Yes, there ARE right and wrong answers.
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>tfw you will never a pony
>not even once
>and especially not your favorite
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>>3034693
i do but it seems to not be working at the m oment
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>>3034684
There's no need for that
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>>3034709
But I dont want to a pone.

I just want to a pone.
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>>3034684
>If you don't think I haven't improved since January last year

You haven't, you won't

This won't prove anything but that I'm right when I say that you haven't nor will you improve.
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>>3034684

>I'll just dump all of my really old drawings.

... My torment continues.
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>>3034709
Why ESPECIALLY not my favorite?
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>>3034684
>that image
I remember a time.
A time where I was not into pony as I am now.
A time where I was unaware of who you were.
A time where I liked this image.
That time has long since passed as I now know the true horror that is you, Ross.
You're a terrible person.
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Would you still like your favorite pony even if she was a disgusting earth pony?
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>>3034704
Book Pone, and that's my final answer
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>>3034727
Mai waifu is already an earth pony. You're asking if I'd still love her if she was disgusting.
Yes. Perhaps even moreso...
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>>3034727

I... I don't know

I want to think I'll still like Fluttershy, but I just don't know.
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>>3034727
no
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>>3034684

Starting with this.
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>>3034742
>Flutterfag
>Prejudiced
Could you people get any worse?
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>>3034749

Yeah, I could be a pinkiefag
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>>3034727
Fluttershy's basically an Earth Pony anyway.
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>>3034748
That picture is not safe at all.
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Neeeeeeew Horse!
>>3034745
>>3034745
>>3034745
>>3034745
>>3034745
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>>3034761
>Flutterfag
>Prejudiced
>Lashing out at best horse for me.
You've already lost.
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>>3034748
>Scale isn't saying "GODDAMN"
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>>3034727
you will be murdered
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>>3034748

To this
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>>3034793
>>3034748
Looks like something you could have shat out yesterday.

What are you trying to show?

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