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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>3004819
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>RAPE
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wings
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>>>/d/4178114

For anyone who missed the link the last thread. I found this to be fucking hilarious.
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Fuck, I love to masturbate.
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DAMMIT PINKIE
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>>3008596
WINGS?
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>>3008603
ross pls draw more patrician
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>>3008571
Eh, I gotta go to work in the morning.
Probably going to duck out.
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>>3008606
>Fluttershy horse panties
OH shit my dick is diamond.
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People are talking about wings.

I want to draw wings now.

Which pony?
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>>3008603
Why did Pinkie cut off her tongue?
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>>3008606
This is probably going to get deleted.
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goddammit the book was good

i hate myself
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>>3008612
>wings
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>>3008625
There's a download link.
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>>3008620

Celestia.
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>>3008626
Really? You liked it? I thought it was funny, but absolutely unfappable.
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>>3008620
Scootaloo

comically oversized and bigger than Fluttershy's
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Jessy!
Got any more planes buzzing around in that head of yours?
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Jessy

Draw Su-47 pone

and have Blitz make fun of her wings
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>>3008625
And there it goes.
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>>3008620
Draw Intet pony >>3008384
Or if you could care less about MTG, Celestia doing a fandance pose
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>>3008603
Ross pls go
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>getting in just when a thread starts
fuck yeah
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>it got deleted
here's the mediafire link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?a6x71ix0q4yar86
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>it 404'd

well shit
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For those who missed the party.
http://www.mediafire.com/?a6x71ix0q4yar86
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>>3008625
Nooooooooooooooooooooo

captcha: tears tioannr
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>>3008646
Nice of the mod/janitor to let it finish before deleting.
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>>3008637
Second, i laughed my ass off but that was it
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>>3008603
ross, pls draw pony dash sleeping on a cloud. pls ross

pls
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Jessy please draw B-2 Spirit pony.

Black Bird needs to know that Spirit is faster.
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>>3008603
its shit
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>>3008658
what is this
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do you ever sleep, butts
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Did anyone save what was there?
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>Not even /d/ can withstand that shitty of porn.
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>>3008676
Not a virus, certainly.
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>>3008667
would you a B-2 Spirit pony? What if she was a domme who was in to breath play? She'd fly you up to 60,000 feet and watch you choke, only to dip down just low enough so you didn't die, then right back up.
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>>3008667
>spirit
>faster

what

longer legs maybe, but faster?
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>>3008642
I can't right now, but I'll save the image now before I forget. It's this one, right?
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>>3008629
for what?

where?
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>>3008678
What is "sleep"?
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>>3008686
No fuck you.

Stop inserting fetishes into everything fucking dammit.
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>>3008652
I am genuinely not really interested in furry/anthro stuff.
I have never actively searched for it to masturbate.
But this is 1000 dollars of furry stuff, and I may as well check it out.
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>>3008667
Oh, Blackbird already knows.
It's why she doesn't do missions anymore...
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>>3008688
Yep. Russian tech demonstrator/materials testbed that had the West shitting itself for years.
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GLITTER GLUE.

GLITTER GLUE.

GLITTER GLUE.
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>>3008701
Course now everyone knows it was never even meant for full production.
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>>3008603
10/10
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>>3008698
I want it to take reaction pics out of
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>>3008676
The funniest MLP comic I've read.
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>>3008694
i think you've started, what, seventy five percent of the last week of threads? two weeks? do you even read these things?
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>>3008701
>"Motherfucking swooped wings, how do they work?!
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>>3008661
As the old saying goes, 'fukken saved'.

OLDFAG HISTORY LESSON; The phrase originated from moderation tendancies. When a CP thread was reported, it often wouldn't 404 until the dump was finished. Then, it would 404 after a minute or two. Everyone started assuming that the mod (probably snacks) as saving all the images before deleting the thread, or 'fukken saved'.
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GLITTER ROSS
GLITTER ROSS
GLITTER ROSS
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>>3008666
pls
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>>3008666

But I hate Rainbow Dash.
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>>3008715
>you all will
I don't see the problem, anon.

People do actually say "y'all'll"
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>>3008579
really???
again???
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This comic perplexes my mind to it's limits.
In the end, all I can ask is...
Why?
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>hoofbeat.rar

oh man this is pretty funny and a little arousing

someone needs to do a dramatic reading of it
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>>3008687

Okay yeah, went full retard there.

Jessy pls draw Spirit popping up out of nowhere and scaring Black Bird away at full speed.
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>>3008741
you all will, will

ya'll'll'll
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>>3008740
>Ross will never poison your favorite pony with his half assed fetish doodles

Also
>>3008739
Dude, there's plenty of better artists to ask!
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>>3008741
It's just an extremely awkward contraction.
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>>3008740
but Ross, pls. Please

what do you hate about her?
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>>3008689
3 anthro pony porn comics + a few drawings
http://www.mediafire.com/?a6x71ix0q4yar86
60 files in all, not organized into any folders
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>>3008748
shit this tripfag correct shut it down
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>>3008729
Forward-swept. Everyone's fucked with swoop/swing-wing designs by now.
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>>3008715
Double contraction niggas
Does that actually work grammatically?
I know people say it, its "You all will", but are you allowed to stack contractions?
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>>3008752
>surveillance place
>scared of a bomber
do either of them even have any real air-to-air weaponry?

IIRC they're both designed to fly above the flight ceiling of all interceptors.
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>>3008748
>again???

again he says?
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>>3008637

I'm going to have to third that. I enjoeyd it but not in the penis in hand way.
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>>3008750
Bronie$
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>>3008780
>cupcake that grows you a penis

lol
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>>3008751
>hoofbeat.rar

i am elated that i now do not have to pay a thousand dollars for this thing
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>>3008765

Poisoned by bronies. This is pretty much the only RD pony doodle I have.
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>>3008772

Scared as in Spirit not being seen.

More of a "BOO!" kinda thing.
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>>3008741
I use ya'll and ya'll'll all the time
well, in speaking, ya'll'll is just awkward to type
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>>3008771
I like my contractions like I like my women, stacked and unintelligible
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>>3008748
and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again

and again


THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
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>>3008772
>"Well, At least I'm faster..."
>"Heh, at least I can kill what I see."
>"..."
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>>3008768
is it a problem that i dont want anybody stealing my name and saying "i like to suck dicks" when i really dont
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>>3008790
YF-12 had missiles.
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>>3008789
aw yeah
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So apparently Spaghetticon is going from two a year to just one in the Summer.

A pity, I wanted to see Bronies shivering in the cold because they chose inappropriate cosplays.
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>>3008772

>do either of them even have any real air-to-air weaponry?

YF-12
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>>3008794
11/10
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>>3008789
>Jappleack humor.
Of course...
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>>3008724
Oh gosh it certainly doesn't feel like I've made that many threads. I generally scroll through whatever I miss. I need help.
I'm gonna take my trip off now. No need to have it on unless making new horse.
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>>3008801
if you don't wear a name you don't get this problem
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>>3008789
>Poisoned by bronies
This logic infuriates me. This whole show is poisoned by bronies and yet we still love it.
I know YOU don't, Ross, but this logic does not follow.
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>>3008789
LOL

Hey how come you never draw Pinkamina?

You could draw her murdering somebody!
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Friendship is carrots.
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>>3008788
>fluttershy is sexually curious so she asks twilight over to look at her boobs and snatch and to look at twi's boobs and snatch

so adorable

i wonder if girls do this IRL

i will have to assume they do

and while examining each others' vaginas they start to get a little wet and curious
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>>3008801
Except that never happens.

As long as you're not a cunt.
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>>3008800
>SR-71 has a perfect record
>B-2 has had multiple "accidents" on the landing pad
>this is treated similarly to bed-wetting.
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>>3008789
>poisoned by bronies
Ross you are literally the worst kind of person.
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>2011
>Horses
I seriously hope you guys still do this
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>>3008801
This guy is just too precious.

Can we keep him?
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>>3008789
so you dont like her because of bronies? or basing it off that picture is it because you think she is a cunt?
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>>3008798
>Not bagsofsand.png
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>first day of work
>one of our official policies is "aggressive hospitality"
>someone mutters "You're expected to love and tolerate the shit out of costumers."
>A few days later
>We have another policy about always smiling
>A neckbear customer tells me he loves to see me smile, I ask why, and he says "I give a smile, I get a smile, and that's so special to me.", then runs off laughing like it's the funniest joke ever told
>Had to stock MLP stuff near the Hello Kitty display
>See some adult men eyeing it

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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>so many good ideas
>no time to draw
Dag nabbit
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>>3008805

Once again, not a threatened scare.

And the YF-12 never made it to military use.
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>>3008819
i wear a name cuz i want to be an icon
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>>3008829
I know, right?
What plebeians they are.
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>>3008824
>implying that never happens

We get impersonation shit all the time, and it's not all that funny. If you have a name, you should have a trip. If you don't have a name you don't need a trip. Simple as that.
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>>3008790
Nothing says boo like a JDAM from fucking nowhere.
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>>3008829
Stop living in the past, Grandpa
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>Replying

MLPG I thought you were better than that
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>>3008827
>weak willed faggots who let bronies ruin a show character for them
>>3008838
Can you draw RD sleeping on a cloud?

Ross says he can't because he's a shitty artist.
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>>3008825
>If anyone mentions it, she leaves.
>For days at a time.
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>>3008849
Keep it up and you'll be the next WInston

hows that for a fucking icon
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>>3008872
Who is Winston
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>>Replying
I SHIGG DIGGITY LIGGY
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>>3008633
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>>3008856
I'm sorry
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>>3008830
You don't where he has been anon and the kind of food he eats is very expensive and taxing the general.
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>>3008835
ross plz respond
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>>3008872

Like he'd know who Winston is. Stop replying.
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>>3008877
Get out.
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>>3008877
A nobody.
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>responding to obvious tripfag troll
Guuuuuys come oooooon
Stop being so easily trolled
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>>3008894
Do you do anything important or can I just filter you?
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>>3008837
>Only one or two people at work know my horrible secret.
>This was told before things were dark, before the fandom was as it became.
>Work the toy department.
>Every day.
>They look at me.
And don't give a fuck.
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>>3008894
>getting mad when somebody doesn't know who you are
fuck off
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>this magazine is finally out
ALL MY BONERS
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>>3008894
I have no idea who you are
Full name, pics and address pls.
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>>3008894
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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Hey.
If Princess Celestia was upset with you about something, would you throw up your hands and say HEY! EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! as sarcastically as possible?
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>>3008906
I have never seen him do anything but shitpost so i'd say filter if you are so inclined.
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>>3008863
SB drew that last thread:
>>3008299
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>>3008910
lol furfag
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>>3008910

>reading it for the boners

Fucking furries.
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>>3008906
Winston gets drunk and updates his live journal.
Doesn't show up as often to share his Terse tier opinions anymore though.
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>>3008910
>Applesack
>Twibright
>Flustershy
>Charity

IDK what Pinkie and Dash became. I don't think they changed at all.
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>>3008910
Wait, fuck, I downloaded some fucking anthro doujin?

I never asked for this. I should never download things the general alludes to without researching.
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>>3008863
I could redraw another picture. I'm a shitty artist too, but I like drawing ponies.
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>>3008921
I will now
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>pinkie gives RD a cupcake that makes her grow a cock

what the fuck
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>>3008894
I wish you'd stop using reactions from that webcomic, I really like it
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>>3008856
No we don't.

And when we do it's just jessy.
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>>3008823
>i wonder if girls do this IRL

they do

>i will have to assume they do

you got it

>and while examining each others' vaginas they start to get a little wet and curious

you lost it
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>>3008921
Depends on what it was. If it was something minor, then sure. I'd ham it up. If not, I'd be serious.
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>>3008933
ITs hilarious
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>>3008872
how popular is he???
and ever heard of mads rita???
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>>3008922
>>3008906
>implying I dont post anonymously day in and day out
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>>3008818
>oh gosh

haha, you're alright, butts. it's too bad we have to be bitter rivals
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>>3008906
He shows up in places he isn't needed, a bottle of rot gut in one hand, another bottle in the other.
His cape flows in the wind as he drunkly rambles on about how the fanbase is shit, and you are a fucking asshole.
He then vomits and passes out, farting.
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>>3008910

http://exhentai.org/g/505518/499ddba2ff/

http://www.mediafire.com/?a6x71ix0q4yar86

Thank me later
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>tfw all you did all day was shoot guns
Fuck yeah, go America.
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>>3008933
It's not sexy, it's funny.

In the "I can't fap to this at all" way.
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>>3008933

Chill, dude. It's a fun read.
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>>3008910
10/10 best new book
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>>3008934
How about have her in a different pose? I don't mind.

Or maybe Fluttershy is there and she's a little scared being up so high. And their both fillies

Pls? Ross can't because he's shit and I your art is good stuff!
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>>3008950
No
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>>3008958
>http://exhentai.org/g/505518/499ddba2ff/
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>>3008938
>Implying you wouldn't give Dash a cupcake to make her grow a cock.
>Implying you wouldn't hungrily blow her and gulp down her delicious pone semen.
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>>3008910
>am i touching pony boob?
MY SIDES
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>>3008972
>still getting the sad panda
>2012
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>>3008934
jessy, draw pretty wings please, a-la >>3008880
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>>3008956
Why do we have to be rivals? Why can't we be friends instead?
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>>3008927
>Fucking furries.

it's what we like
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>>3008950
I'm about as popular as Ross.

Which brings us back to my point.

Drop the trip or wind up getting filtered by everyone and their grandma.

Or go to the bread.

I'd rather you fucked off to the bread.
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>>3008950
>Rita
>>>/b/read
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Sorry it took so long
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>>3008967

TWIBRIGHT DO SOMETHING
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>>3008880
Not a fan of your artwork, but those are nice wings
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Is Flanks one of Miu's aliases? Their art style is so similar it can't be coincidence.
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tl;dr version
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>>3008910
>the b in beat
>mfw rarijack
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>>3008972
>getting the sad panda
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>gratuitous crotch shot
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>>3008960
>epicmafia
We should play some mafia.
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>>3008971
>>3008989
>>3008986
>responding
Filtering Anonymous
Fuck life
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>>3008908
To be honest, anyone who DOESN'T know who his is is probably from the piss at this point. It's like if someone asked who ross was while trying to maintain that he's been here since 2010.
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>>3008767
Thanks for posting that link, missed the thread.
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>>3008993
words can hurt sometimes anon
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>>3009000
we already did that
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>>3008994
Every furry who works on MLP-related stuff takes a different name, a pony name. It's to avoid scorn from their proven market of furry funds while they harvest brony bucks.
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>>3008997
why is there even a 69 at the end of the fucking name

brb google-fu
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>cock hits the cervix and ejaculates directly into the uterus

why

how
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>>3008767
>$1000
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>playing epic mafia

PLAY TTT (TROUBLE IN TERRORIST TOWN), ITS SO MUCH BETTER
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>>3008994
the artist and character names are all joke names

the sleepover one is ajin
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>>3008984
oh, sure, we could be that instead
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>>3009014
becaue RD's cock is that awesome
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>>3008997
You don't even know what >mfw means?
Please leave.
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>>3009014
I hate it when that happens, holy shit.
80% of hentai is so anatomically inaccurate, it's just so hard to fap to.
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>>3009014
Its absurdly common in porn for some reason
I don't mind at all, its like a minor fetish or something
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>>3009011
>you will never harvest bronybux
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>>3009012
it represents how passionate i am about sex
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Just look at the time.
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>>3009027

You and everyone else still replying to him should go with him. How the fuck do you get that thick.
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>>3009014
Hentai anatomy.
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>>3009011
I think i saw Jay naylor drawing semi-accurate ponies on ponibooru once while on anon. At least, the pussies and eye shapes were very similar.
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>>3009036
>>3009037
>tfw your dick isn't long enough to perform a direct deposit
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>>3009027
>mfw he thinks mfw has anything to do with faces
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>>3008993
I guess that's a compliment so...thanks?
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>>3009049
naylor doesn't even bother changing his name
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>>>>>>Replying to trolls and complete idiots
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Any year
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>>3009019
SOmetimes, sometimes not.

It's incredibly dependant on the server, and sometimes, voice chat just ruins it.

However, I'm starting to think of what you might get if you combined TTT with Spacebuild on just one giant ship with a bunch of rooms and systems and junk.

FPS SS13, anyone?
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So today i learned a cock doesn't cum directly into the uterus. Did not know that....
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>>3009053
>mfw faceless opens his mouth
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Looks like rexie's from the bread, and has a twitter.

https://twitter.com/homierex69

enjoy
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>>3009057
I dunno... either that, or it was an artist trying really hard to take cues from the style.
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>>3009060
what is ss13 and is it fun
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>>3009056
So does 0r0 and other fags who already attract so much hate that they don't care.
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>>3009051
How long is that, exactly?
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>>3009065
>And the spaghetti wont come out.
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>>3008603

I don't hate it.

Ross, we're not out to hate everything you do. I have zero complaints about that. Other than Pinkie's tongue.
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loli celestia and cheese legs. dont know i should bother continuing. anatomy and pose are making me feel bad
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>>3009049
Jay has at least drawn full on furry ponies. I'd love to see what his pony ponies would look like
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>>3009078
it is not fun.
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>>3009094
well thats disappointing
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>>3009049
How did you know it was him?

Did AJ and Big Mac fuck, or did a pony come home from the war with PTSD?
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>>3009049
>pussies that look like eyes
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>>3009075
His ego is too large for him to change his name.
He has to let people know that he has graced them with his presence.
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>>3009088
Is celestia anthro and cheeselegs human?

What?
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>>3009078
Space Station 13. It's fun, but depends ENTIRELY on the server/version. You have two real choices, Goonstation 13 or /tg/station 13. Each has advantages/disadvantages, and unique mechanics. I personally think TG13 is much more developed/better in general, while GS13 is more fun.
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>>3009104

Ahahhahaha
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>>3009087
>we
stop that
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>>3009042
why is this making my 3ds lag????
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>>3009104
what the hell is that?
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>>3009104
Holy fuck.
He looks like a highschool student.
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>>3009113

see >>3009110
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>>3009080
Long enough?
Depends on how shallow the partner is, because if you've got a large fellow and a woman who's only about six inches deep until you hit the baby factory, then it's not going to take much.
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>>3009116
freshman at best
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>>3009104
>Look at the ugly fat faggot

go back to the morning / day threads, d00d. the nights are for being chill
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>>3009093
I...
I want that moonshine.
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>>3009116
Not even high school, he looks 13
>>
>Browsing from a 3ds
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>>3009110
VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS
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>>3009128

>go back to the morning / day threads

This hurts, anon.

Why would you hurt me.
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>>3009129
Seems a bit weak. For one, she's till standing.
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>>3009129
>You will never drink Granny's moonshine with Flutterbutt.
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>>3009097
One pony suddenly got all political and conservative for no reason
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>>3009148
>You will never drink Granny's moonshine off Granny's arse
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>>3009148
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>>3009110
I want to stick my penis inside your anus, HomieREX69
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>>3009102
no. whats making it look like that
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>>3009148
>>3009158
I'm okay with these
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>>3009161
I Would stroke HomieREX69 tenderly


with a rifle butt
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>>3009078
Top down 2d spaceman game. Every player's randomly assigned a job on the station such as roboticist, doctor, janitor, security, scientist, engineer, captain, etc. and are supposed to try to keep the station from going to shit.
1-3 people depending on how full the server is are assigned an enemy role such as traitor, changeling, wizard, etc. and have to complete certain objectives and are free to fuck over the station as hard as they want to to do it.
Game goes until the station is so wrecked that people decide to call the escape shuttle.
How fun it is depends entirely on how you play and the other players you encounter.
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>>3009137
Tried it once.
Once MLPG gets above 400 posts it can't load the page.
All I wanted to do was upload a picture from it because I was away from my home.
I also discovered that you can't > in any fashion due to the character being slightly different.
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>>3009158
Granny Smith is one pony I just can not sexualize.
I guess I'm just ageist.
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>>3009142
Eh, I always assumed Fluttershy drank to remain social, even around her friends.
And after a stressful day of walking, seeing shadows and the occasional saving the world, you know she drank herself into oblivion after the fact.
It helped her calm down, see things in a different light.
She would chuckle, puke and pass out.
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>>3009170
mah nigga
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>>3009170

Winston stop referring to smacking a nigga with a rifle as "butt stroking"

this is a dated term that needs to go
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Hello MLPG.

I want to cum inside filly rainbow dash. Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>3009192
yes.
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>MS's newest picture
Too hot for such youthful eyes.
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>>3009180
>I always assumed Fluttershy drank to remain social, even around her friends

I like this. I'm going to imagine her always being bullied into doing so by Rainbow Dash
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>>3009191
It's also a pun, commie.
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>>3009192
>filly rainbow dash
>not teen spitfire
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>>3009199
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>>3009206
>teen spitfire

DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE
>>
>Haven't seen any info on the Higgs boson all day despite it being huge news
>go to /sci/ for info on it
>see this:
>>>/sci/4840500
>90% of the posts on the board are like this

My fucking sides. Help.
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>>3009192
Miles pls
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>>3009191
May I suggest a few?
Perhaps "Taking out some stock on their head funds'
Or ''Caressing them gently with the short end of your business tool.'
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>>3009209
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>>3009215
teen spitfire gives me boner beyond boners
>>
If Kriss Kross were here, they'd call you a miggity miggity miggity miggity mack FAGGOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjjwHFW5jY#t=3m53s
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>>3009206
>>3009215
I am suddenly interest.
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>>3008910
>>3009093
I'm not sure why, but to me, anthro ponies look so....stupid.
Like, a human body with a cartoon horse head. It looks so dumb.
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>>3009229
or "hitting them with a gun"
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>>3009238
and that's why you're a brony.
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>>3009192
no but i would tussle her mane, or offer non-sexual cuddles.
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>>3009238
Which is why you should attempt it

outside your comfort zone seems to be a theme tonight.
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>>3009238
Congratulations, you have just discovered the reason people dislike most furry artwork.
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>>3009192
Well, it's like
Do you have a dog?
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>>3009226
>I tape walnuts to my forehead so that when I facepalm this hard I can have a little snack.
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>>3009192
nope
>>
who the fuck is homierex?
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>>3009239
Or giving them a "fistfull of gun."
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>>3009252
oh wow it's really him!

and he's still fugly!
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>>3008995
>>3008990
And I have made a webpage to store Metals future sessions:

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/Metals/MetalsMainpage.html

In case anyone is interested. Metals, can you make a short and brief description what your "quests" are about for the main page?
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>>3009252

IT GOT WORSE

OH GOD LOOK AT THOSE SAUSAGE FINGERS, I BET YOU WEIGH 250 POUNDS YOU BABY-FACED MANCHILD
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>>3009252
reported for underageb&

enjoy, kiddo.
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>>3009226
Fucking science.
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>>3009265
>baby-faced

man, if i ever saw a baby that looked like that, i'd try to ram it back into its father's balls
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>>3009252
>>
I don't think this thread got marked.

Also stop talking to the faggot, it won't leave otherwise
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>>3009257

Is there a collection of Rose pics?
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>>3009264

it's Sweetie BELLE.
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>fat children on mlpg
what the hell
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>>3009279

But how else is he supposed to realize that he's hopelessly ugly?
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>>3009252
>no crown molding

holy shit what kind of shit-tier subcontractor did your room, you gigantic knobjockey
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>>3009288
what other kinds of children would come here?
>>
>homierex69.jpg
>HNI_0089.jpg
BHAH
HAHAH
you even look worse than me

achievement unlocked
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>>3009279
Are you kidding me? I'm laughing my ass off right now.
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>>3008638
>>
...I think this is a bad time to post anything right now. Shame, night threads are usually chill.
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>>3009288
It's summer. Well and truly summer.
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>>3009252

I BET YOU'D BLEED GRAVY, YOU FAT BUTTERBALL
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Why are you guys responding? This is just want he wants. Ughhh..MLPG sometimes I worry about you.
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>>3009233
I like this remix of one of their songs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV1LKWK9WgQ
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>>3009293
I'm skinnyfat.

One anon called me twigman several days ago.
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>>3009301
it's New Winston's fault
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>>3009300
Whoah, those are some large wings
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>>3009279
some people just can't help themselves.
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>>3009215
DRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE

o god those legs
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>>3009310
hey dooks, thx for that GF stream earlier, that show is amazing.
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>>3009301
WE FOUND SOMEONE EVEN UGLIER THAN YOU AND NATHAN. REJOICE, FUCKFENCE, IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL GET TO.
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>>3009300
>plus-sized chicken wings

awww yiss
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>>3009300

i like it
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>>3009325
autism anon pls go
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>>3009281
I sure do hope so.
>>
>>3009238
it's weird that if they just drew the head to be a furry head it wouldnt be a pony head. like, it's a furry horse, but it's not a furry my little pony horse. that's really weird, actually

anyway naylors never been that good at heads
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>>3009257
needs makup

looks like shes got two black eyes
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Snails is my favorite pony.
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>>3009321
I'm glad you dropped by!

The show is really awesome, I'm gonna watch it while we wait for S3.
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>>3009355
thats a big fucking snail
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>>3009355

I love snails.

Where do you get a snail this big? I want one for a pet.
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>>3009355
AH FUCK

THAT IS TERRIFYING
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>>3009309
we always respond

always
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>>3009355
I prefer these.
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>>3009355
Awww, that's kinda cute.
>>
in before the fucking fiesta spider
>>
DORKS
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>>3009374
>not being in australia
>not liking spiders
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>>3009361
yeah it will be a nice inbetween. im really suprised about all the things it seems to get away with especialy since its on disney channel.
>>
I LOVE EVERYTHING
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>>3009355

>Mfw I live in South Florida and haven't seen a single one of these

Goddamn I want to keep one so bad
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>>3009370
Dude, that's adorable.
I would love a giant snail as a pet
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>>3009374

I liked that one pony based on a luna moth that Carnifex (I think?) designed for his Elements of Disharmony.

Too bad the "story" surrounding that was fucking brony tier fanfiction.
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>>3009379
Too late.
>>3009307
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>>3009361
wow, that top left is great
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>>3009374
I prefer my jumping spiders.
Everything else is second rate.
>>
>The oxygen content of the atmosphere is 20%
>We will never have bugs big enough to hug
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BUTTS
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>>3009201
>"You see, they liked you."
>'R-really?"
>"Sure!" Dash gently puts a rag over Fluttershys head.
>"All you have to do is keep it up, and you will have friends in no time!"
>'I don't know, it always makes me feel so terrible after...'
>"I guess that means you have to not stop then."
>'Why?'
>"If you stop, you end up feeling horrible after."
>'Oh dear...'
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>>3009384
Yeah, Disney is getting up again with their animated shows.

I can't wait for Wander over Yonder, myself.

>>3009397
I thought the same, haha!
Kinda like a Disney movie concept art.
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>>3009381
What? I fucking love spiders.
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>>3009405
>even if we did, none of them would have holes in their legs
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>>3009361
>That first end credits.
>All that rainbow vomit.
Who let that gnome see MLP?
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>>3009405
They would probably tear you to shreds considering they're basically mindless machines.
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>>3008910
Okay, I've been living under a rock, what is this?
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>>3009414
isnt that lauren faust/craig mcracken's new show? yeah it sounds pretty cool. iv never been dissapointed by their shows
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nom nom nom?
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>>3009435
it's >$1000 worth of pony porn
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>>3009423
>you will never have real changelings
>you will never get to purge changeling scum from the face of Holy Terra

feels bad, battle brothers.
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>>3009435
a collection of my little pony pr0n drawn by the Clubstripes.com guys

it's furry porn
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>>3009435
Hilarious.
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>>3009436
no, it's made by some other jerk that /co/ creams itself over
>>
Renne quest?
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>>3009436

No but Rob Renzetti is on it.

It's amazing.
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>>3009439
>ratsex pissplosion
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>>3009459

LK is sick, he's skipping this week.
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>>3009434
What if intelligent arthropods?
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>>3009439
Jesus Lizard still draws things?

I figured he would have died with ponibooru.
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>>3009460
im talking about wander over yonder
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>tfw hoofbeat

my boner can no longer be contained by this mortal realm
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>You will never preform cunnilingus on Charity
I don't even know why I get out of bed anymore
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>>3009477

Oh.

Then yeah I think so.
>>
Is Jessy still here?
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>>3009444
So I guess it's already been scanned? See >>3008967

It really, really intrigues me.
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>>3009472
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>>3009414
DOOKS
Post that coloration of Celestia
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>>3009483
Who the fuck is Charity?
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>>3009486
she sure is, and drawing awesome butts!
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>>3009486
No she hats us.
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>>3009487
ctrl+f mediafire for the link
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>>3009487
Link's right near the beginning of the thread. Don't you at least skim?
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>>3009199
...and?
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>>3009472
>thri kreen

Would you cuddle a thri kreen /co/?
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>>3008652
>>3009487
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>>3009436
Yeah, it's supposed to premiere on late 2012 - early 2013.

The character design looks neat.

>>3009495
Can you please repost it?

Instead of saving the full version, I accidentally saved the thumbnail.
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>>3009498
I mean, as in here right now.
I want to ask something.
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>>3009498

she should draw pinkie butt someday
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>>3009498
>>3009498
unf
unfunfunf
unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunf


OH GOD JESSY
I LOVE YOU

please draw humanized celestia
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>>3009498
Those arms look a bit underdeveloped

ARE YOU HEARING THIS JESSY?

YOU GAVE HER TINY ARMS

CRITICISM
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>>3008972
Just use the Exhentai firefox plugin anon, it even works for Chrome.
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>>3009518
GODDAMIT DOOKS
I hate you
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>>3009508
And what? If you want the rest of them go check his FiMchan thread. Or wherever else he posts things.
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>>3009498
Is that Miss Fortune?
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>>3009513
>>3009501
Woopsie, thanks.
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>>3009509
I would cuddle a praying mantis.

Hopefully it wouldn't dismember me.
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>>3009363
>Where do you get a snail this big? I want one for a pet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achatina_fulica

>Adult size is reached in about six months; after which growth slows but does not ever cease. Life expectancy is commonly five or six years in captivity, but the snails may live for up to ten years. They are active at night and spend the day buried underground.
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WHAT DID YOU EAT THIS MORNING, MAGGOTS?!
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>>3009524
If you knew LoL anatomy you'd know that the arms are shockingly accurate. If the boobs and ass are not 60% of the total body mass, you aren't drawing a LoL character.
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>>3009540
Un, what is that link?
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>>3009547
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>>3009547

Pancakes and bacon.
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>>3009552
Read the goddamn thread. Honest to god, does no one read anymore?
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>>3009547
YOUR MOTHER

OUT
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>>3009552
>>3008767
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>>3009547
I haven't had breakfast yet.
I really should, but I want to pony here.
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>>3009547
rum
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>>3009547
nothing.
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>>3009534
Sorry anon.

I'm just feeling burnt out of coloring.

In fact, I shouldn't be wearing my name now, damnit.
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>>3009547
I never eat breakfast.
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>>3009552
>>3008910
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is there any good pics of that chubby nurse?
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>>3009542
>I would cuddle an ape.
>Hopefully it wouldn't tear my head off and play basketball with it.
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>>3009573
>>3009565
Hahah, nope.
I was hoping for some good comics, not some anthro porn shit.
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>>3009439
vore time? vore time!
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>>3009577
Fanart or screenshots for reference?
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>>3009579
i want to be irie with lyra
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>>3009579
We don't do that.
I would never hurt a pony.
Okay, maybe a little bit if she disobeyed me, but one black eye is nothing
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>>3009562
I HOPED YOU TIPPED THE WAITRESS WELL YOU SHIT STAIN!
SHE WORKS HARD AND GETS PAID LITTLE, YOU MAY HAVE MADE HER DAY A LITTLE BETTER.
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>>3009547
Two omelettes, a single german sausage coated in sauer kraut, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, an apple, and some coffee.

I rarely eat anything but breakfast and a few nuts as a snack
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>>3009579
Ohoho, Lyra.

I might.
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>>3009547
TOAST DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0dgjon10U
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>Tex anon getting booped on the head by marker pony
Thats cute, but he is kind of smiling...
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>>3009579
Lung tearing is celebrated in their culture.
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>>3009547
A slice of bread with nutella
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>>3009601
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
FAGGOT
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>>3009579
Do you have any idea how long it took me to train this monkey to play with my dick without peeling it?
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>tfw twilight fed spike milk through her own teats
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>>3009579
Beheading your enemies and playing basketball with their liberated craniums is tradition. But we never do that to our friends.
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>>3009588
both if you got any
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>>3009584
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>>3009547
FOUR AND A HALF WEET-BIX

ONE TEASPOON OF SUGAR

MILK

APPLE JUICE
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>>3009534
who the fuck does this asshole think he is calling himself japandragon and putting a huge ass watermark over mediocre fanart. i can guarantee he is not even japanese and just obese white american weeaboo
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>>3009622
that's not where her teats would -- fuck it
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>>3009622
Thats not how it works anon.
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>>3009622
That is not where horse teats go.
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>>3009629
what the fuck man
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>>3009601
Hahaa, oh shit, that's great.
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>>3009629
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY EVIL VILLAIN WAIFU

SHE MAKES PONIES MISERABLE BUT NOT LIKE THAT
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>>3009622
THAT'S NOT HOW HORSE ANATOMY WORKS
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>>3009625
I don't have much. Not much art of her, actually, and people weren't very zealous in capping.
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Lyra, stop what are you doing.

Humans are dangerous creatures.
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>>3009657
i lold
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>Police pone has a speech impediment.
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>>3009320
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>>3009651
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>>3009653
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>>3009669
>gweat work wainbow dash!
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>>3009657
Do you think if you were transported to Equestria, arrived outside Ponyville would they just scream and run away and close themselves inside like in Briddle Gossip?
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>>3009657
>This breaks their relationship.
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>>3009677
OH LORD
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>>3009669
don't talk shit about my waifu
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>>3009657
haha
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Of all the shitty fetishes for Chrysalis to be pinned with, why did it have to be vore?

And why does it turn me so much?
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>>3009657
Bonbon's expression is priceless.
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>>3009678
I've been to the depths of hell and back.
Not even they could find peace from this evil.
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>>3009681
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>>3009687
Hell fucking yes they would.

If they run in fear at something that's hardly different from themselves imagine how they'd react to us.
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>>3009109
>
>stop that

I don't have a hard on of hatred for the guy. I can't hate him. I find him more pathetic than anything. It's his behaviour that I deplore.
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>>3009657
>huMANEcon
>a referendum on the abolishment of torture
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>>3009669
Cutest and least intimidating law enforcement officer ever
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>>3009657
Holy shit. That's creepy as hell
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>>3009709

hahahaha what
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>>3009700
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>>3009669
Which kind? Lisp?
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>>3009695
People seem to think her midsection is translucent.
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>>3009692
No, I think it's cute.
She gets to the point where you cannot even understand her through the stuttering she gets so worked up about it.
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>>3009704
Do you think there would be a way to befriend them, or would everyone look at you as a monster?
RD would, FS would be too scared to, maybe Pinkie or Twilight?
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>>3009657
how did this pony come to represent us so well
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>>3009657
I kinda wanna animate this but it would definitely need voice work. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>3009722
Stuttering.
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>>3009732
Your animations are always shit so don't even start.
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>>3009588
Bluh.
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>>3009726
i think it would depend on how you presented yourself to fluttershy. if you approached her normally you would probably freak her the fuck out, but if you were hurt in some way i think she would rush to y our side
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>>3009722
>D-don't make me t-take you down town!

i thought everyone had seen that picture by now
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>>3009724
that...does actually sound kind of cute
and then you give her a cooldown hug and she manages to calm herself down
and then she hugs you back
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>>3009726
I'd be okay with scaring the shit out of everyone.

It would be fun as hell, and I'd get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans.
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>>3009695
Not into it, but
She 'eats' ponies' love. Just subtract the word 'love' from that sentence and it's a pretty easy jump to make.
That or "Blowjobs!"

Also, she has a (possibly) translucent stomach, and I'm sure that's not helping matters.
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>>3009742
His animations are reasonably tolerable.
Go be mad elsewhere.
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>>3009669
>The only way she can speak normally....
>Is when she's around you Anon.
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>>3009747
that face is horrifying, it looks like snails.
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>>3009291
u mean this gangster???
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>come home after a long day of work
>see this on your bed
What do?
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>>3009765
I'm not mad at all.
I just find his animations bad and disappealing.
That is all.
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>pony boob
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>>3009773
Squid myself
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>>3009775
That would be true except you jump on his dick every single time he says anything. So yea you're quite mad.
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>human(s) arrive in Equestria by falling out of the sky
>wearing pic related

Now how do the ponies react? They can see us coming now.
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>>3009721
And that was it. The last one I had was a scrunch picture but that's posted elsewhere.
>>3009747
Though now SB has crafted another image.
Thank you.
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>>3009726
I think you could eventually befriend them, but it'd be the same way Zecora befriended the town.

You'd have to start out with the more open minded ponies and prove you're not a tremendous douche, and then work your way down the line.
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>>3009771
Yeah it's shit. Sorry. Tonight is not a good night.
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>>3009742
ladies, control your hateboner!
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>>3009773
Are you squidding me
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>>3009751
I'm not going to cut myself or anything to get her attention.

>>3009757
Yeah, it would be fun for a while, but after a time your heart would ache that you can never cuddle any of the ponies because they run awayin terror from you every time.
After a time their terrified screams would no longer make you laugh, they would make you cry.
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>>3009784
>you're only allowed to not like the same things as me
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>>3009792

We all have those days.
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>>3009787
>HALO insertion
>wearing some kind of exoskeleton
I'm pretty sure they would classify us as literal demons.
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>>3009792

I know that feel
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>>3009787
>listening to this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhj_ukn2tNs&feature=related
>humans in those suits falling out of the sky on top of the ponies
>mfw

I don't know if I like where this is going.
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>>3009802
thats not the point, again, you rage EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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>>3009790
But at least she was pony-like, an equine.
We are way different
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>>3009773
Have sex with her
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>>3009773
RUN AWAY
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>>3009755
>She tries to relay something to dispatch, but cant get it out.
>Dispatch asks her to repeat it.
>In the middle of the pursuit, you glance at her, tears are in her eyes, the com is shaking in her hoof.
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>>3009806
>I'm pretty sure they would classify us as literal demons.
Fucking
awesome
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>>3009771
>it looks like snails

he always has snails on the mind
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>>3009806
I'm Legion, for we are many
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>>3009815
I'm a different anon actually but you're getting mad about someone else's opinion
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>>3009823
Oh god don't do this to me
It'd break my heart to see her like that
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>>3009815
That wasn't me by the way.
And I'm not raging.
I just try to tell him that his animations are shit.
Which they are.
Even the MrPoniator flashes are better and not that lumpish as his.
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>>3009787
Everyone runs.

Excited bronies in exoskeletal suits chase after them demanding "HUGS HUGS HUGS" which sounds like some ancient alien language to them

Also we're like twice their size already, so the fat ones are double horrifying for them
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>>3009826
but why? don't you want hot pone action?
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>>3009821
She would pull you back.
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>>3009826
>If magic really doesn't affect humans, Unicorns will use magic on the suit to pull us apart
>>
how many ponies do you think you could juggle at the same time?
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>>3009787
Those are cool and all, but what about coming through the atmosphere in these babies?
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>>3009848
>They're shit
>Don't do more to improve
Your advice is absolutely shit
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>>3009855
Come on anon, magic isn't an instant "I WIN" button.
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>>3009855
>The suit just comes off
>Oh they're just bald diamond dogs, that's why they had the suits
>STOP PULLING OFF THEIR SUITS, IT'S EMBARASSING THEM
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>>3009848
its fine if you dont like something, we dont want to hear you cry about it here though, take it to your personal blog you faggot.
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Fireworks was a god-damned dud. Pissed off. Need ponies.
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>>3009848
I'm sorry i'm successful?
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>>3009851
Not if I have a sweet ass exoskeleton and I have the ability to fall through the damn atmosphere and survive unscathed.

That's too awesome to pass up yo.
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>>3009850
What if they were greeted warmly? Celestia puts Twilight in charge of a Brony. He talks to her about how in his past life he was a red and black alicorn. He shares his origin story with Twilight. She's fascinated by it
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>>3009878
>children at bronycon

oh dear god did that really happen?
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>>3009823
>keeping one hand on the wheel and taking care to maintain your velocity, you slip one hand over and rest it over her free hoof, squeezing it gently
>you look at her out of the corner of your eye and give her a quick nod before returning your full attention to the road
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>>3009878
d'aww
I really, really hope she managed to have a good time, somehow...
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>>3009799
So you sit there and cry for a good, long while. Eventually, Fluttershy finds you and, taking pity on you, offers to take you in and be your friend.
Eventually you learn all about the magic of friendship and how to not be cruel to other ponies, and are accepted as part of the Ponyville community.

And then the whywolves come.
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>>3009883
blue pone?
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>>3009884
>succesful
>managed to earn fame by making flashes of cartoon horse porn

Oh the glamour
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>>3009903
classy as fuck
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>>3009878
Is that fucking Madame LeFleur?
AND a kid at that abomination?
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>>3009900
Any pone. Blue pone is acceptable.
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>>3009899
>Eventually you learn all about the magic of friendship
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>>3009878
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>>3009897
anyone else find it creepy that some brony is going around taking pictures of children
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>>3009918
well ill see what i can do. here is blue and filly orange pone for now
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>>3009903
You do realize tiara is running the brony name into the ground with his stuff alone?
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>>3009878
I like how beardman is staring at her like "she will be mine"
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>>3009924
that SB?
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>>3009884
my penis is happy for your success.
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>>3009903
Actually my sfw flashes had a lot of success too before i even went into the porn.
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>>3009893
>She smiles before takes a breath in and composes herself.
>Her start is jumpy but she manages to get what dispatch needed.
>You manage to cut off the suspect with a well placed road block.
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>>3009942
No. SB beard is way more awesome
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>>3009937
>running the brony name into the ground

0/10 way too obvious
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>>3009855
>the layers of the suits peel off
>humans, as humans, don't give a fuck
>CQC battles with pones
>not a single pony was spared from the terrible fate of jugular slashing, neck snapping, etc.
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>Drop craft plummets out of the sky
>Lands, bounces, rolls to a stop
>Humans get out in their suits
>Collect soil samples
>Set out a couple of probes
>Ponies spot them as they're getting in
>It's Twilight
>She runs after them yelling in perfect english
>They turn around
>Conversations and confusions ensue
>Humans are treated like zecora at first until twilight convinces everyone that they're just scientists from another world
>None of the ponies want to fuck us because simply put we look fucking bizarre, and we're always in enviro suits anyways because of the risk of alien contagions and the non-breathable atmosphere
>Ponies can't come to earth without similar attire
>Insert tragic inter-wordly romance here
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>>3009899
>first pony friend in Equestria is Fluttershy
This would
A: Suck balls
B: I could manage to appretiate her more and maybe try and be more than friends with her which wouldn't work out with any other pony but her since she knows that looks are not everything and could even love an 'animal' like a human
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>>3009915
There isn't really anything there for a child. It'd be pretty boring unless they're that excited by voice actors. Most of the panels involved either the VA's or fandom shit.
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>>3009921
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DO YOU EVEN SHIP!?
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>>3009958
>Killing them

Why does it always have to be war? We only kill people when they disagree with us.
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>>3009958
Oh boy is this turning into a fuck yeah humanity thread.
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>>3009932
Thank you. Blue and orange horse is greatly appreciated.
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>>3009924
i like the face the guy with the fluttershy cap is making

i also like that he has a fluttershy hat

and a fluttershy tshirt
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>>3009974
>love and tolerance
>humans
yeah that hasn't really worked that well for us so far...
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>>3009961
>equestria is actually future earth and analysis shows that humans can go in completely naked and catch the common cold at worst
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>>3009958
>Humans
>Having the slightest chance against those fucking ponies
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>>3009974
Or when they have something we want.
Or if they piss us off.
Or if they believe in something different.
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>>3009974
>peeling off protective gear
>not extremely aggressive
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>>3009961
>The humans space center was too stupid to place an oxygen sensor on the craft, telling them that the air was breathable.
>Funding.
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>>3009985
Yeah, but we're a civilized goddamn species. Our first reaction to new lifeforms isn't going to be KILL THEM ALL, and that wouldn't be the first reaction of ponies either.

It would be our third, maybe fourth reaction but not the first.
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>>3009952
>he escapes the car and tries to run
>you bring your patrol car to a screeching halt, the two of you lurching forward in your seats as the sound of screeching rubber pierces the air
>no sooner have you come to a halt then she's thrown the passenger-door open and bolted from the car, tearing after the fleeing suspect
>"FREEZE, DIRTBAG!"
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>>3009932
>you will never cuddle non-sexually with a surprisingly cool child that's not yours

Why do I even try anymore.
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>>3010002
>>3009988
ya ruined it
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Oh my.
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>>3009985
WHAT IF WE NEVER ATE THE APPLE
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>>3009991
Nigger we already have advanced cybernetics and prosthesis underway, along with various gene manipulation and DNA sequencing techniques.

Along with nanotechnology.
Nanotechnology is our own version of motherfucking magic yo.
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>>3010007
>A new species!
>And it's even intelligent!
>Oh gross, but it doesn't look anything like a human
>Whelp, let's just kill it
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>>3010029
And the marshmallow ponies are fucking indestructable.
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>>3010025
OH
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>>3010007
Like said before with that anon saying Unicorns would be pulling off our PROTECTIVE SUITS with magic, that's a pretty hostile action.
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>>3010030
>And it's fucking adorable!
>Alien cuddle time guys!

ftfy

>Ponies come to hate humans because we always want to hug them
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>>3009980
ok now i dont what my preferences to cloud your needs, so how about some yellow and white
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>>3010022
i usually hate anthro but that shit is so human my penis couldnt resist
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>>3010038
Say that to the atomic bomb that can vaporize everything.
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>>3010048
the entire scenario is stupid
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>>3010025

>christian god

Everyones a sinner!
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>>3010039
And now you know why ponies are so silly all the time.
It's because they have no wisdom.
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>>3010029
>Nanotechnology is our own version of motherfucking magic yo

Notable practical uses of nanotechnology: Keeping liquid stains off of khakis
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>>3010058
but why is it stupid

you're stupid
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jessy do you still do commissions? how much for featherweight in nurse akali uniform.
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>>3010057
>implying unicorns can't literally disintegrate everything
>implying no protective shields
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>>3010070
Let me just leave this here.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/news/matter_energy/nanotechnology/
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>>3010075
Because it starts with humans landing on a new planet in the most retarded way possible and is followed by us being perceived as killing targets by ponies because apparently humans are natural hunters that try and eat ponies on sight
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>>3010083
>implying they can
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>>3010051
Honestly, any pone right now works for me. Any color, any combo. Just need pone.

Thank you so much.
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>>3010078
>featherweight
You gay bro?
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>>3010083
>only the high princesses most star student can perform high level spells
>even then they're not all that powerful
>changelings easily invade and they don't even have technology
>>
the average unicorn is shit at magic, even the royal unicorn guards who train their whole lives couldn't do shit against the changelings.
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>>3010008
>Half of the perusing officers pause in shock.
>Great...
>You gauge his range, as you sprint after him.
>Its a shot but you may as well go for it.
>You pull your taser and steady it as well as you can, and fire.
>From the yelp you hear, you hit the target, the stiff thud you see confirms it.
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>>3010093
We haven't had any discussions like these in ages.
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>>3010101
well then i got what you need.
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>>3010083
>unicornS
>S
>all of them

Do you even watch the show? They said that most unicorns can only do magic related to their special talent and a few parlor tricks unless they study spellbooks for a lifetime, and then you have power limits.
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>>3010103
yes
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>>3010101
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>>3010120
We discuss this same fucking scenario every single week
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>>3010120
You mean 40kid "fuck yeah humans kill everything we are so badass edgy ecksdee" fantasies?
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>>3010123
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>>3010123

riding in on a turtle
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>>3010125
Being homosexual if fucking gay.
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>Pegasus ponies can control the weather
>They would spam hurricanes at us
Can we win against nature itself?
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>>3010083
>implying they can shield themselves from the AWESOME POWER OF THE SUN
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>>3010132
Well maybe if it wasn't started off with a unicorn ripping off our protective gear it would have went differently.
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>>3009698
Well I like it...
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>>3010143
I myself just liked the dynamic entry.
I wasn't really aiming for extermination.
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>>3010135
Tortoise
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>>3010108
>Bash body against most powerful shied they can muster until it breaks.
>WE WIN!
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> travel to equestria through space
> protective suit aw yeah
> ponies pull suit apart
> NO WAIT THE TOXINS
> too late
> oh shit, turns out the air actually is full of toxins
> the air is so full of friendship and good feels, the human body reacts violently
> you erupt into a massive, unending orgasm
> for six hours
> finally your heart gives out and dies
> back on earth, many people begin booking one way flights to Equestria
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>>3010143
It started off with humans landing on equestria and a fat brony chasing fluttershy demanding hugs.

How does that go to them trying to kill us?
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I've been gone for about a month MLPG, what have I missed?
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>>3010141
Let 'em have some nukes and see what they do with the fallout of it.
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>>3010129
Man, for some reason every time she draws Rainbow Dash she always comes out looking like a huge dyke.
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>>3010135
Is it a flying turtle?
>mfw I don't have any pictures of PC-98 Reimu
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>>3010168
>>3010168
the con happened
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>>3010170
>see what they do with the fallout of it.


I will not make a F:E joke...
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i don't like it when MLPG is sincere grimdark

can we be silly grimdark instead
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>>3009521
Oh god that human pinkie is so damn cute
>>
so assuming humans are a spacefaring species at this point I like to think we'd have established communications or sent in drones or some shit before just dropping shock troops on an alien planet
besides we'd recognize the ponies as intelligent and we'd probably help them clear out the everfree forest or some shit and set up a small colony somewhere
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I did an older request, really old during one of my "give me some cute ideas and see what sticks" asking for ponies on the beach doing fun things and just now painted it during Bronycon.

I still need to do 2nd and 3rd washes/touch-up. Fucked up the perspective so hard on this one, but I still like it...
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>>3010192
Nah.

We're always silly.
Or mad.
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>>3010205
Why is she wearing underwear
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>>3010129
>why
>no tear
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>>3010205
its so pretty...
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>>3010192
>Fluttershy wakes you up too early
>Pick her up by the head
>Throw her out the window
>She lands in a woodchipper
>NO FWUFFY WAPE DWEWPY IWS WA WEWY WUGWY PONWY
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>>3010205
that pony bikini is a rather cute design.
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>>3010205
looks like she's on a towel with a beach design
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>>3010220
>DWEWPY IWS WA WEWY WUGWY PONWY
I'm contacting my secret network of spies right now. Prepare for the storm, maggot.
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>>3010181
And how did that go? I heard there was a fire.
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>>3010205
>Giant rainbow dash at the beach

I like it
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>>3010205
why does dash look like she is giant
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>>3010205
>pony bikini
>pony chestboob bikini
Eh...
Can't say I'm a fan. At all.
Looks cute though I guess.
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>>3010216
>4am
>see this

Damnit Juice. Now I want some of that.
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>>3010216
No tear.
Only sides now.
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>>3010235
yeah that happened plus lots of spaghetti shit. bunch of tripfags from here were present.
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>>3010240
>>3010244
holy fuck you're right
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>>3010197
We visit, we trade, we share knowledge, we leave them directions on how to get to one of our colony planets and then we leave.

2000 years later spacefaring ponies land on mars and find that the entire star system has been abandoned, and decide to explore the ruins.

What they find there horrifies them.

it's ross' art
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>>3010222

Yeah, it went over pretty well the first time too ... I just modded it a bit...
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>>3010259
maybe im eaisly impressed, but i just find it rather clever.
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>>3010220
Laughed way harder than what I should have.
Proved a point I was going to make, what we are discussing isn't grimderp.
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>>3010246
fuck you that is the greatest thing ever, how dare you have different tastes than mine.
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>>3010260
>ross himself is on stasis deep within mars
>the ponies wake him up and he immediately scrawls a horrible drawing on the first thing that talks to him
>then he goes on a rampage looking for more art supplies and people to pay attention to him
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>>3010260
Silliness.

But on a more serious note, imagine how sad that would be for them.
The race that landed on their planet and showed them the way, watched them grow from afar, gone. All that's left of them is the ruins of old civilizations.
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>>3010244

Fucked up the perspective, yeah. If you ever do drawing by hand, always remember to do your grids/perspective lines in pencil first. You can't fix it like on PC later. Carnifex pointed it out, but she was already inked and colored by then...

For the most part, no one will ever be able to criticize me half as hard as I can do to myself.

>>lessons learned the hard way
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>>3010270
>it went from being a cute picture
>to being furry fetish material
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>>3010192
>as the suits of the human invaders peel off, many force their way to their 'assailants'
>most move in an extremely jerky, heavy manner too counteract the forces on their suits
>human is right on top a unicorn, hands reaching down with violent intentions
>helmet is ripped off
>the human breathes in reflexively
>good feels and love is in the air in a more literal way than anybody expected
>human gives pony hugs
>hugs
>hugs for every one
>everything is amazing and fun and oh gosh sunshine lollipops and rainbows everything that is wonderful
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>>3010283
>Twilight is convinced that we decided that we hated them
>In reality we're one star system over, very far away from ross
>We forgot to give them an updated map
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>>3010261
>pony swimsuit
>half down
>visible vag
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>>3010259
well dash is a big pone
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>>3010301
>and then human dies from the neurotoxin invading his brain
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>>3010240

Do you have a place you put your scribbles at?
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>Ponetheus again

God dammit guys
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>>3010301
Kharn just laughs.
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>>3010309
>humanity trapped ross in mars and moved the entire civilization to another solar system just to get away
accurate
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>>3010332
>Ponetheus
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>>3010317
>"What's wrong, Spike?"
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oh crap, that's right, my ban's gone

how have ya' been, MLPG?
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>>3010117
>within short time, she's got him cuffed, and you're helping her drag his sorry ass back to the patrol car
>the two of you earn much praise from your fellow officers that day, even getting a good word from the Chief for your quick thinking under pressure and quick takedown of the perp
>stepping out of his office, the two of you exchange glances
>you lightly scratch behind one of her ears
>"Good job, partner."
>a faint tint of pink comes to her cheeks, a blissful smile on her face as she nuzzles her head against your hand
>you hear someone clear their throat
>the two of you look over to see Zebra Cop standing nearby
>he's giving you "that look"
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>>3010356
Fair to middlin'
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>>3010356
good. same ol' same ol shit
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>>3010301
>The shock troopers are disarmed, but the warships are still entering orbit
>The capital ship is descending over Canterlot, ready to vaporize it (they lost contact with the landing party and assumed the worst)
>Celestia teleports into the bridge
>Hugs the captain and kindly asks him to disarm his weapons
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>>3010332
>Ponetheus

i could go for some more of this. someone tell art-anon to do it.
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>>3010220
What ARE the fluffy threads like these days, anyway? I used to keep tabs on them, but stopped a while back.
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>>3010332
The best part is that it's several times better than the actual movie, and nobody has expressed their desire to be hugged by a space jockey yet.
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>>3010363
i love that band
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>>3010346
The worst part about it is that there you are standing in front of Twilight, her mareparts visible, eating a vaguely dick shaped ice cream, looking at you like that, and how do you tell her that she should fix that underwear before she notices the raging boner you have?
And since you are on the beach you are probably wearing swimming shorts too, so your boner is even more visible.
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>>3010240

Night time is always superior...
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>>3010367
Wouldn't they be horrified of us at this point?

I mean holy damn, shock troopers landing in force on the surface, fleets in orbit ready to burn the planet. Fuck man.
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>>3010301
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hai babi want some kissu?
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>>3010261

>the popsicle looks like it's going up her nose
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>>3010370
One step below the /b/read as far as things the piss hates.

We are a good 6th, if you ask some of them.
Others...they look up to us, I guess.
They understand that we come up with a lot of shit they love.
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>>3010390
I feel as though there's irony in this.
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>>3010392
shit i almost saved that to my rarity porn folder
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>>3010372
you mean the giant humans?
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>>3010392
yeah
galo sengen
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>>3010261
instead of seeing a swimsuit for ponies i'm seeing a really tiny bathing suit. it's something for a toddler but it worked out. "hey this covers my breasts perfectly"
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>>3010411
HAHAHAHAA
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To anyone that cares: Gonna write that Flutterfeel weed fic tomorrow... again. Got carried away playing Hat Fortress.
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>>3010392
that's turrible
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>>3010411
10/10
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what does it feel like to kiss a girl

does her mouth taste weird

what do you do with your lips and tongue
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>>3010402
Pinkie is like the pyro.
She can give everyone all the joy she can muster, but her pink shell renders her incapable of feeling the love herself.
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>>3010409
I did that when I was a kid.

Shit hurts like the dickens.
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>>3010410
Hey lyra
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>>3010356
what did you get banned for
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>>3010261
>ice cream
>pony teats

No boner, please no, I don't want to fap to ponies
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>>3010410
would lyra help the invading humans
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>>3010439
AND THEN I CAME FORTY TIMES
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>>3010451
>you'll never finger lyra while shes sitting in your lap while killing her friends with your mech
>you'll never see her cum every time you kill a pone
>she won't let you stick it in until you start killing bonbon
feels bad
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>>3010451
She would manage to fuck up the invasion.
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>>3010443
I made the stupid decision of proving to a friend that we still do have moderation here.

That's about it.
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>>3010451

she'd started a cult dedicated to humans. they're small, but big enough to cause some problems. blowing up bridges, government buildings, and the like.
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>>3010451
>Bronies would be race traitors who gave away maneuvers and key intelligence
>MLPG would be the 'hidden bronies' that would worry the military psychologists with their ability to contain their power level
>Someone from the general would be the first to make it land-side and hug a pony
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>>3010362
>"Great..."
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>>3010449
Yes you do.
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>>3010487
>executed for treason

It's...so hard to choose.
Cute ponies, or amazing tech.
>>
we ded
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I blame you
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>>3010504
ooh, I know:

Open up paint and draw your favorite pone, doing your favorite thing, as fast as you can
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>reading through the hoofbeat comic
>find nothing sexy at all
>get to the pinkie and futa dash part
>get a boner that can pierce the heavens

i'm so ashamed
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>>3010495
>his expression softens and he gives you both a small nod
>"You did good."
>he then steps into the Chief's office, leaving the two of you alone again
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>>3010503

take the tech, we can simulate the ponies for you. make them any way you want them. you control your own ponies. don't betray your species, comrade.
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>>3010531
Furry~
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>>3010459
Hey
Hey, Hey Lyra
This one is just for you.
Because I love you, you silly little pony.
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BCS i just saw pictures of you at bronycon. it looks like you lost weight since the last one, i would bang.
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>>3010533
Aww yeah, time for some sweet cuddlin'!
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>>3010553

post the one with her on the bed
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>>3010531
thats the part where i blew my load

i hate anthro
i hate human penises on horses

what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>3010543
F-for the glory of h-humanity...
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>>3010543
But I want my pony to live freely
It's just not the same if it's a controlled simulation
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>>3010552
Wow, your hands look like my hands.

We must be hand brothers.
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>>3010584
You think there is such a thing?
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>>3010503
>be a diplomat
>bring peace to both sides
Why settle for poni or technology when you can strive for both?
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I WANT FARTY PONE
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pone and human should not fight

there is no reason to
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>>3009883
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJHfkXEI-o

The fireworks in question. A whole show's worth of fireworks in 30 seconds.

Night, MLPG.
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>>3010600
that makes 1 of you
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>>3010600

Well that's certainly an appropriate way to ask for it
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>>3010577

then we can put you into suspended animation. let you live your fantasy-life in Equestria. tell us your fantasy. we'll make it happen. if you help them, though, we'll make your nightmares happen.
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>>3010600
Too fucking bad for you, faggot.
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here's mine
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>>3010600
please leave and take your disgusting fetish with you
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>>3010606

Pff that sucks.
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>>3010605
BUT HERESY AND STUFF

5 THE EMPRAH
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>>3010605
but we love fighting

do pones not want to be friendly and do what we love with us?
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What's Ross been up to?
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would you buy an official kevinsano mlp realdoll?
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>>3010618
I believe there can be peace between us
Why do we have to fight ponies?
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>>3010600
Farty pone? What kind of farty pone? Surely not THAT kind... You wouldn't really want a bloated, gassy pony if it meant they ate other ponies, would you?
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>>3010641
he is currently blowing across the eastern seaboard, leaving massive destruction and disgusting fat people in his wake
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>>3010596
It would never happen. You know how greedy nations are.
>new habitable planet
>if we found it then we're already a spacefaring race
>want to claim it as our own
>if we don't fight the natives, we fight each other on the natives land
>vast amounts of resources
>the land would be stripped barren of life to get at the gems and fuels
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>>3010664
If that was true, we'd all be fighting over alaska trying to find oil
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>>3010679
*antartica

time for bed
>>
renne quest where
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>>3010533
>Later in the corner of a local cafe you both frequent.
>"I c-c-cant believe he c-c...complimented us!"
>You chuckle as the waitress refills your coffees.
>"He still has a few compliments in him before he retires, doesn't he?"
>'Y-yeah.'
>"You know you impressed half the squad back there, right?"
>'...'
>"Impress them again, for me."
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>>3010679
We will be.

Just wait until resources begin to get scarce.
brotip:America is already killing sandpeople for oil
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>>3010643
but i already have a plushie yoshi.
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>>3010681

LK is sick this week. He was really sorry he couldn't do it. He even drew us an apology image that had another apology hidden in a spectrogram in an embedded .ogg file.
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>>3010702
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>>3010487
>implying MLPG wouldn't be the brave lifeboat that evacuates ponies and humans alike
>letting them live above the meaningless conflict and floating through space to seek out our own destiny
>really it's just an excuse to have lots and lots of sex, we don't get along with each other at all
>but we'll be fucked if we let petty wars get in the way of enjoying life
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>>3010710
>and then ross shows up...
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>>3010652

yours not to reason why. yours but to do and die.

there is a reason. that alone should be reason enough.
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>>3010722
CURSES, THE EATER OF WORLDS.
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>>3010723
it's so shapely...
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>>3010723
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>>3010723

>sigh,theshitiputupwith.jpg

oh god unf
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>>3010705

meant to link to

>>3010682
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>>3010727
he doesn't eat them himself, he feeds them to his waifu
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>>3010727
Fuck, that's too funny for some reason.
>it's 5 AM
Well, that explains it.
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>>3010724
Why is this 40k
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>>3010723
>who the fuck keeps spamming nanaki shit

ugh, i just realized its nanaki doing it anonymously
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4 minutes
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>>3010705
>He even drew us an apology image that had another apology hidden in a spectrogram in an embedded .ogg file.

this is a joke

right?
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>that bcs gigantic dash image
>look it up on the booru
>find a lot more images
WHY IS THIS A THING? WHY DO I LIKE IT????
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>>3010758

Nope.
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>>3010762
Because ur a faget
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>>3010767

Whoops fuck

Let me find the non-thumbnail
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>>3010762
you're a raging furfaggot
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Is Appleblewm dead yet?
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>>3010762
furfag
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>>3010778
Who the fuck cares?
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>>3010762
I bet you fap to Acid as well.
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>>3010758

Here. Extract the .ogg from this with oggchan and view it using a spectrogram viewer.
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>>3010778
he only looks at child porn for references just like MS so there is nothing wrong, according to mlpg.
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>>3010752
40K? Already? But I just got home!
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>>3010794
>tfw you will never understand shit because of this when you decide to read the quest.
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>>3010794
why dont you just fucking say what it is, i cant do all that bullshit from my shitty phone.
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>>3010803
>according to mlpg

According to nachos' warped world view. Careful about those plural pronouns.
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DAMMIT METALS, WHERE ARE YOU?
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>>3010803
>MS
>using references

pft, hah, tell that to his Adult sized heads on loli bodies.

And quit speaking as if all of mlpg is one guy you fucker
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>>3010788

we all do, whether we'd admit it or not.
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>>3010803
Good enough for me. I would prefer if he didn't draw child pornography at all, but at least he's trying to draw accurate child pornography
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>>3010820
I'd spend all night in that ass.
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>>3010820
But that's wrong.

Stop being so wrong.

I'm going to make a chart of all this wrong.
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>>3010811
Why don't you stop using such a piss-poor device for browsing the internet?
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>>3010817
Asleep hopefully.
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>>3010698
>a faint tinge of pink comes to her cheeks as she gives you a warm smile
>"Y-Yeah..."
>one of her hooves creeps across the table, resting over your hand
>"L-Let's...let's impress them t-together."
>"...Yeah."
>you turn your hand over, feeling the warmth of her flesh against your palm as you curl your fingers around her hoof and hold it gently
>"Let's."

I'm running low on steam. you wanna bring it on home, Anon?
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>>3010809

All the hints and relevant hidden stuff are in the archives of the quest, you know.

>>3010811

Way to take the fun out of it.
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>>3010830

He was supposed to do his request roll at this time

am sad
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>>3010794
>oggchan

Thank god there are other ways to get ogg files out of images.

he did just append it to the file, right? That's all it does?
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tfw no updates on fimfiction
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Hey MLPG, you know that thing you like?

PONIES.
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>>3010838
how does he even make these things?
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>>3010723
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>>3010856
>implying I like ponies
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MLPG i have a confession to make

i like ponies
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>>3010854
well have some hot rainbow dash on pinkie porn while you wait
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>>3010869
unf
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>>3010869
OH GOD THAT'S WORSE THAN THE GELDING VIDEO
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>>3010841
>java
>werks on lanucks

Nevermind.
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>>3010869
im going to need two hands for this
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>>3010869
>inflation
>Not the worst fetish
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>>3010838
neat
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>>3010869

Oh my
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>>3010898
i had to post that because i went to all the trouble of figuring out how to do the thing you told me to

seems a bit silly but shrug
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>>3010869
What is this, i don't even
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Think of your favorite pone!
Done?
NOW DRAW HER IN MS PAINT IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES
>>
ded?
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ICO HD
Demon's Souls
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
Far Cry 2

which should I play, ML/v/G?
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>>3010923
how goes the drawing?
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>>3010820
Hey Snarky, how'd the VN meeting go?

I got that chart Cosine sent out and noticed that three of us have Rarity marked as Definitely.

What's going on with that?
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>>3010933
DS or ICO
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>>3010937
guess lots of folks like Rarity
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>>3010898
is this hard to do? could you put horse porn into art that then gets posted to EQD.
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>>3010919
here you go

I wish I had my tablet with me
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>>3010919
Made using free (as in freedom) software
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>>3010943
Yeah, well, I thought it was a chart for who is writing what. So I'm mildly confused. That's what I get for doing 4th of July stuff instead of attending the meeting though I guess.
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>>3010919
welp
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Well since MLPG sucks tonight I guess I'll do a roll...

1-4 Suck it up and pone anyway
5-8 Go play some vidya
9-0 Say something nice about Chrysalis and then go to bed.
Dubs Say something nice about Chrysalis without any tactical retreating and the pone.
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>>3010933
Ico
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>>3010933
SLENDER
It's what I'm going to play
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>>3010960
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>>3010958
I just realized...
>no ear
as if it wasn't shitty enough
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>>3010960
>0
lel.
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>>3010960
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>>3010960
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>>3010977
>>3010979
Just in time.
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>>3010957
I thought the chart was just tentative. like a "which route would you most like to work on" sort of thing
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>>3010977
If you get dubs while tactically retreating it's a reroll
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I guess it must be one of those days
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>>3010988
Just me, the joker and the ace of spades.
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>>3010960
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>>3010960
I guess I'll roll too.
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>>3010818

I think he uses "child model" pics for references for poses. He still gives them giant heads because he can't draw real lolis.
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Is GG dead yet?
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1-4 fap and sleep
5-8 fap and continue pone
9-0 sleep
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>>3010987
Alright we'll play your games Anon. This is an official reroll.
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>>3010995
This made me laugh very hard. Thank you, Anon. I needed that.
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>>3011003
No, he came back to life.
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I challenge you MLPG:

mspaint is fine and dandy, but are you a bad enough dude to use sketchy to draw your favorite pone?

http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/#sketchy

This is what I used to make those old wallpaper things
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>>3011018
Before tragically dying in a motorcycle wreck.
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>>3010986
It would make sense if it's a tentative one. I'm not thinking too well this early in the morning, my mistake.
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>there's an .ogg in this image
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>>3011027
oops, forgot the pic
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>>3010995
>i loved those movies, i am gonna go download and rewatch

what the fuck they made a 3rd one? goddamn.
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screw you guys, i'm gonna play amalur
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>>3010919
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>>3011038
sure hope that picture is supposed to be in profile, otherwise her ass is very very wrong
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>>3011040
enjoy your single player MMO
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>>3011048
that's the best kind of MMO!
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>>3010987
>>3011006
Thanks Anon. You saved me from saying something nice to Chrysalis. TIME TO VIDYA!
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>>3011048
why would I want other people playing my RPG?
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>>3011027

What kind of nightmarish drawing tool is this
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>>3011039
>Praise the sun!
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>>3011071
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>>3011071
I kneel before no Princess.
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>>3011044
>pinkie in charge of fireworks safety


holy shit i just realized ragingsemi drew this
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>>3011047
hahaha, I knew someone would say that!

It is in profile. that's not her right cheek under her tail, this program does this weird thing where it kind of auto shades for you. It put lines where I did not want them in places.

I remember when I first posted it people kept posting stuff like "dat ass" and whatnot.

never change MLPG

>>3011068
one that can be either used really well, or really bad
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>>3011084
KNeeling is so passé.
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>>3011068
Are you sure it's a pony? It looks like it has tusks.
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>>3011086
oop forgot pic
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>>3011099
Let me rephrase that then:

I serve no Princess or Queen.
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anyone else getting a error every other time they try to upload an image with their post?
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>>3011107
he is already on kloudmutt level
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>>3011109
Oh, that's right.

You're too busy worshiping a corpse.
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Taking requests
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>>3011128
what the hell am i looking at
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>>3011109
>Not serving a boundlessly wise, purely benevolent goddess
You think man or democracy has anything on Celestia?
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>>3011116
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>>3011131

breakfast
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>>3011128
Twilight showing off her box plot
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>>3011119
Better than some glowing marshmallow, a sploch butt, or a living corpse! At least my corpse stays in one place!
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wait.

did the Fourth come and go without a single Rarity's family spot? what the fuck? we're slipping.

>Rarity's dad confesses to you that his favorite thing about Independence Day isn't celebrating America-- it's celebrating that it's almost football season again
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>>3011131
A toaster plugged into the wall, and a frypan with two eggs in it atop a four-hotplate grill, I think.
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>>3011128
a robot and a brain with yellow eyes in bed?
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>>3011128
Lyra in a fancy hat
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>>3011038
How did you make it like that? I tried to draw something and it turned out like this.

Is that supposed to happen?
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>>3011143
>Ponies
>Celebrating the 4th of July

I'm American and even I find this kind of smug.
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>>3011153
if you wanted a grimdark Pinkie, maybe
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>>3011153
Jesus Christ
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>>3011156
>smug

you mean arrogant
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>>3011153
2deep6me
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>>3011143
>Equestria
>gringoland
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>>3011160
That's the word I was looking for. My brain no work too good right now.
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>>3011143
I thought about it, but when I checked into the MLPG earlier it was devoid of anything desirable or inspiring. It felt like trying to start something would've been pointless.

But you're here now! So let's see whatcha got!
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Did anyone ever get a modded version of 4chanx to work on the archive? I think Sentenal was working on it at some point, but the version I've got saved is broken.
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>>3011156

>ponies

not this one. Rarity's family stories are always humanized.
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>>3011143
i hated rarititys parents
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When did ragingsemi start drawing anyway? I thought he just fimfictd.
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>>3011142
'Your corpse' would be appalled to see what you've done. To see the mockery you've made of his beliefs. His ideals. To see you bastardize what might have been the only hope for mankind.

You make me sick.
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jun/27/inside-china-pla-says-war-us-imminent/

Grab your guns, MLPG.

Looks like war is around the corner.
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>new 4chan x
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>>3011192
>war
>with anyone other than pones

not. interested.
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>>3011192
I say bring it.
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>>3011207
why would you want to wage war against ponies?
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>>3011183
http://ragingsemimiscellani.tumblr.com/

no idea. everything he does is awful but you can see he is improving. soon he will be able to do porn of his stories.
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May I /r/equest the screenshot of Faust's comment regarding the fire being beautiful or something?
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>>3011192
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>>3011213
just to be close to them... ;_;
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>>3011224
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>>3011213
Exterminatus of course.
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>>3011202
>connection error, or you are banned
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Any recent >fanfiction worth reading?
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>>3011251

None. Nothing is worth reading.
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>>3011192
It looks more like China is at war with itself, the way that article puts it.
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>>3011251
>MLPG
>Fanfictions

Your kind ain't welcome here, boy.
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>>3011216
erm
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>>3011264
I wish I didn't open this
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>>3011264
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>>3011264
Ugh
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>>3011263
>>3011256

Aww, chill time ended while I was away huh?
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>>3011264
WHY
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>>3011264
Good God that's horrifying. Like, legitimately horrifying and disgusting.
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September is 2 months away

Where the fuck did the year go
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>>3011251

Twilight Sky Over Canterlot

Sunny Skies All Day Long
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>>3011264
>implying hotdogs and corn are good with apples

GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
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>>3011277
Nah I just say that to be funny.
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>>3011284
MLPG stole it from you.
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>>3011264

It's like Applebeans except he's actually trying to make something good.
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>>3011216
>even RagingSemi is improving faster than Ross
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>>3011296
But last year seemed much longer
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>>3011217
http://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/219452223770476548
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>>3011217
>>3011310
Some women just want to watch the world burn.
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>>3011310
Can someone post that one picture someone drew with Faust's OC burning down bronycon?
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In case any of you are missing /co/

>Does anybody else find Mabel's character to be extremely sexist?

>I mean, they've relegated the female character to a wacky sidekick, while the male is competent and serious.

>I would think that in the year 2012 we'd be past this kind of thin
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you are transported to Equestria, where you will meet your favorite pony, and the two of you will fall in love, either sexually or nonsexually, whichever you prefer.

you are allowed to stay for six months. at that time, you are given an option, without your favorite pony's knowledge. if your favorite pony walks in on you having passionate sex with her greatest rival or personal nemesis, you will be able to stay in Equestria forever. she will probably forgive you, but you will absolutely shatter her heart.

do you accept?
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>>3011334
TUMBLRFAGS
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Night MLPG, have a good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrrAroK6bI
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So what's the deal with Tara? Taking advantage of all the attention the bronies are giving her, or is she genuinely attracted to the aspect of ponies having sex?
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>>3011334
You are shitting me
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>>3011349
>is she genuinely attracted to the aspect of ponies having sex?

w-what?
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>>3011349
What are you even talking about
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>>3011334
/co/ filled with tumblr whining about female characters again, and everyone reacting like idiots? What a shock.
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>>3011349

drunk on power. willing to keep it by any means.
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>>3011334
Good thing I don't really care for that show
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrrAroK6bI
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>>3011367

I would a drunk Tara
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>>3011340
>Pinkie
>Rival or nemesis except for Gilda
Anyways I'd gladly fuck Gilda, of course I accept
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>>3011340
>nemesis

But to be honest I can't think of who my favorite pony. Would be. And what happens if they don't have a rival or nemesis?
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>>3011334

Is there anything that doesn't offend social justice fags?
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>>3011379
So, Gmod in decline?
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>>3011334
Im on that thread actually
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>>3011334
Mabel and Dipper are the most fun sibling duo I've seen since the Venture Bros.
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>>3011310
thanks
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>>3011334
Tell me that he's being ironic
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>>3011340

I don't know if I could take shattering Fluttershy's heart by fucking Gilda, man.

I just don't know.
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>>3011340
No. I'm too sentimental a faggot to do that to someone I'd hold that dearly to myself.
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>>3011328
This?
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>>3011416
YES
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>>3011340

no, I don't want to fucking live in equestria

they don't even have the internet
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>>3011408
>>3011410
You're going to shatter her heart in six months when you disappear after 6 months. Didn't you read my sad >feels?
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>>3011334

acknowleding a female character as stereotypical is sexist

you disgust me.
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>>3011426

I think I'd rather shatter it purely than shatter it by having her catch me fucking someone else.
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>>3011426
And it's easier to have a fond farewell than to live with the guilt and suspicion. If she's sad about losing me, I'd rather have it be that instead of having her be unable to love me sincerely again.
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>>3011362
Rumor has that she incited a mass orgy in Bronycon... or at least she provoked one.
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>>3011349
She wanted to be famous

Now that she is, she doesn't know what to do with it. I think she thinks that they really like her. It's not that she's the voice of a pony they want to fuck. It's that she makes funny voices and does cute poses for the camera No offence to women anywhere but lonely guys will fuck shards of glass for a bit of attention from them. I guarantee bronies are walking away from meeting Tara thinking thoughts like "Tara and I really made a connection. She was being fake with all the other bronies, but she really likes me."
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>>3011445
>She was being fake with all the other bronies, but she really likes me."
HAHAHAHA
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>>/cgl/6012795
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>>3011349
I want Tara Strong to fart directly into my mouth. I would probably cum instantaneously if she did that while talking in Twilight's voice.
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>>3011435
>>3011441
Abandoning someone who loves you and forcing them to spend the rest of their lives alone is better than something which she forgave you for and you have an entire lifetime with them to make up to her?
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>>3011444
trips don't lie
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so while I was gone for that month ban, I got into league of legends.

at first, I didn't really like it, mainly because I was having trouble running it (like all pc games since I have a lame integrated graphics laptop. I tried to get tribes to work, but no dice, and I wanted to go fast with MLPG so badly as well.), but go figure after a registry clean up and a few other tweaks, it remains one of the few pc games I can actually run at around 40-60 fps.

I was wondering if anyone else here played league as well? I'M SO ALONE... AND NEW
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>>3011340
Yes, I would.

Now, let's turn that on its head.

You get to meet your favorite pony, you will fall in love, but the stipulation to stay in Equestria this time is that they catch you having passionate sex with their previous love interest from before you came into the picture.
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>>3011456
fart anons pls

pls

go
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>You will never receive a secret order from Faust herself
>You will never work with her 'Night Guard' to sabotage a convention
>You will never do your part to burn a section of the fandom to the ground
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>>3011455

It's like these fuckers don't know how to fucking pluralize, goddamn I'm mad.

>ys everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
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>>3011463
I'm a fucking scrub in Dota 2 though, if you have that, I could play it with you.
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>>3011444

>Tara released pheromones to incite the orgy
>Tara paid for several escorts to "assist"
>she also made sure all the condoms had holes in them

my God. she's not just embracing her fame. she's building an army. we have to stop her.
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>>3011463
I do. It's >fun with others.

How new are you exactly?
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>>3011463

I play a little bit.

I'm only level 16 though.
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>>3011455
>cgl
Not going there
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>>3011487
>Not at least previewing it with 4chanX
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>>3011463
I sometimes play it when my >friends want me to carry them
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>>3011460
>Implying I wouldn't want them to find someone else to love after I leave, and wouldn't tell them so explicitly

I'm cheesy.
Also, these scenarios are dumb.
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>>3011505
Y-you're dumb.
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>>3011487
im a few posts in. theyre having a conversation about the meaning of maturity. seems ok
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>>3011480
Oh shit, you're right.

brb joining tara's brony army
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>>3011463
I'm burnt out on it tonight, but if you're on NA add Dalsson and I'd play some time.
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Somebody explain this shit to me.
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>>3011505
THEN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING!
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>>3011460

I'd tell them I had to go, and there was nothing they could do to stop me.

She'd get over it. She wouldn't get over catching me, no matter how accepting she seemed.
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>>3011513
Y-you too.

>>3011519
NO, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE DUMB DOWNSIDE HOOKS THAT MAKE ONE OF THE TWO PARTIES REALLY SAD AND HEARTBROKEN AND THATS DUMB.
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>>3011518
Because horse anthros are fucking horrifying
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>>3011518
Either one end or the other. Never in between
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>>3011518
The one on the far right IS disgusting though.
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>>3011524
WELCOME TO LIFE, BITCH!
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>>3011518
Because one and two are normal but the third is just some strange mutation
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>>3011533
FUCK YOU I'LL BEAT YOUR STUPID GAME.
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>>3011518

i don't like anthro. simple as that. why do you think there's logic behind it?
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>>3011481
>>3011484

Level 10, but I'm almost lv. 11.

I started right after E3 last month. I'm not too terrible I don't think, but I still have lots to learn I think. I've been playing with a friend who is friends with a guy who plays pretty hardcore. We're talking MLG (funny joke right? but seriously, he's insane) Pc gaming. He taught him the ropes, and then my friend taught me, etc.

I've been bored out here for the first few days of my vacation in St. Louis without my tablet or anything and until my friends schedules clear up, I can't really do anything with em.I figured I'd ask around on MLPG if anyone would like to play now and then.
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>>3011518
>mfw I'd take #1 or #3 but not #2.
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>>3011518

Because "furry is bad" has been ingrained in 4chan "culture" so long that no amount of logic makes it acceptable.
Also, anthro looks stupid. Come on, choose one, you can't do BOTH. It just looks unnatural.
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I've got a scenario.

Okay, you meet and fall in love with your waifu. You both grow old and happy together.

Which of you dies first, and how long can the survivor live with the grief?
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>>3011541
What server are you on?
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>>3011524

sometimes losing is the only choice.
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>>3011518
I'm a huge furfag and even I think pone anthros are horrifying
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>>3011549
Men normally die first in real life

welp
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>>3011541
You'd have a hard time in my matches since I'm Summoner 30 with full pages and shit.

I should really level an alt for these kinds of things.
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>>3011534
>>3011545
>implying a talking horse is normal
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>>3011549
What if we die at the same time?
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>>3011549
Whoever my waifu is better be ready to die next to me in glorious battle.

Which pone would want to die next to their lover in glorious battle?
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>>3011562

You don't SEE them talk, though. It's just words. You don't have sex with words.
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>>3011560
Man, Sang was playing with my 600 something wins (at that time) when he was level 15.
Its like the best way to learn
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>>3011518
I don't care, I fap to all of those
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>>3011560
>>3011571

True facts, man.

I've got like 50 wins but I play with my 700+ win friends and still kick ass.
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>>3011573
I love that picture so much
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welcome welcome weclome
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>>3011581
>tfw I have 100 wins and still play better than people with 1000+ wins I know
HOW IS EVERYONE IN LEAGUE SO BAD
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>>3011550
North America, I believe.

Name is Bandpuffs

sorry to crap up the thread with non-pony, I just remembered that yesterday my ban got lifted and stuff. If anyone wants to play with a nooblord, I'm your man though.

I'm actually contemplating starting a match soon since I woke up at 3 and can't fall back asleep at all.
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>>3011571
>>3011581
Well, if Tan is fine with that I could play with him then. Just saying it might suck to be at such a disadvantage.

>>3011541
Feel free to add ShadowRocket if you're on NA. Open invite to all the MLPG League players I guess, since playing with you guys might be fun.
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>>3011518
people are retards
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Would you rather hold your pony close, her trembling form quivering in your grasp as she pants, babbling incoherently as her orgasm-addled mind loses all ability to speak let alone think coherently or be dimly aware of the pony gently kissing your neck, still reeling from the onslaught of climaxes sparking through your body, completely lost to the pleasure of his touch?
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Ever get caught fapping to anything pony-related whatsoever? Humanized welcome too, of course. What was the reaction?
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>>3011594
>That face, among other things
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>>3011594
OHHH GOD THE HORROR
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>>3011594
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AA
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>>3011598
My dad took me to a horse farm to experience the real thing
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>>3011597
The former.
Just think of the sounds she would make...
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>>3011594

>that face
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>>3011407
>implying women have a chance to make cartoons.

>There very few women working in the comics, cartoon, and video game industries.

>Maybe if they weren't made only by men, maybe we'd have more variation in the stuff that comes out
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what has science done
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>>3011594
It physically hurts to look at this pic
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>>3011518
I would fuck all three of them. I have literally zero fucks to give.
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>>3011594
How the fuck can an artist look at this and say, this looks good!
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>>3011608
tumblr pls go
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>>3011598

Wasn't caught fapping, but my friends found my pony porn. They said they stopped when they saw the "pink girl horse with the dick". They laughed about it and said they didn't care.
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>>3011597
Second one?

Does it have to be a he?
I mean, I'm going to take it either way, but I would like to know if I have a choice
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>>3011616
Ross
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>>3011608
Since when are tumblrfags in /co/?
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>>3011616
ross
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>>3011620
>pink girl horse with the dick
is that futa pinkie, or pinkie getting fucked?
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>>3011597
Why would I be fucking a pony?
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>>3011615
>I would fuck them
>I have zero fucks to give
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>>3011594
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>>3011593
Then you'd love playing with me, I main AP carry teemo and I usually go solo mid

Kidding, I play mostly Kayle. I recently got my hands on Teemo, and Ashe. I also own Yi and Garen.
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>>3011598
>caught fapping to anything ever

I have been far too careful.

>that feel when you hide your porn so well your mother asks if you're gay
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>>3011630
Why wouldn't you be fucking a pony?
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>Photoshop going for $660
Holy shit is Adobe even surprised that everyone pirates it?
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>>3011624
early 2010
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>>3011558
Hmm, Mius done some good stuff, and, uhm Tspamikos. I think that's it.
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>>3011632
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>>3011597
The former, please, I'm not gay and female orgasms are a major turn-on for me, it doesn't necessarily make me cum but it's so much more fulfilling on a spiritual level
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>>3011629

Futa pinkie.
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>>3011637
>not having college discount
>2012
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>>3011631
A sad fat.
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>>3011646
dammit
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>>3011634
>Not playing dunkmaster Yi
>And ONLY dunkmaster Yi
Get the fuck out of MLPG
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>>3011621
I originally meant the first one for the dudes who enjoy rendering a pony senseless with pleasure and the second one for the ladies who'd like to be rendered similarly senseless. But hey man, feel free to swap out pronouns. I'm chill either way.
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>>3011643
mah nigga
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>>3011632
Oh fuck you I nearly spit out my coffee.

>>3011634
Whatever you play is fine, I just dislike people being outright dumb. If you aren't dumb, I won't have a problem with you. Simple as that.
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>>3011637
There's a cheap edition with limited capabilities for students and shit for way less, $50 or something like that, I think it's called Enterprise. Nevertheless you have to be a dumbass to actually buy it.
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>>3011632
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>>3011636
Because they're xenos.
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>>3011658
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>>3011658
fukkin xenos
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>>3011637
Adobe doesn't care if people pirate it. It's an industry standard and will always be in demand by companies and industries.Allowing their software to be pirated allow for amateurs to become experienced with it and thus will be more comfortable using it in a commercial setting, thus creating demand.
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>>3011597

would you rather suck him off or eat her out?
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>>3011662

Rarity quest when?

Also what quest is next? Celestia right? pls?
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>>3011662
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>>3011652
Cool. I just can't decide who I would want it to be, because I want it to be every one of them
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>>3011664
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>>3011654
I'm not dumb, I don't think, but sometimes I do get a bit ball-sy. I try to play it smart and safe. If only I could tell you the last few pvp matches I played, I have never played with more useless teammates in my entire life.

So is anyone up for a match I suppose? If not that's fine, I'd have to restart my laptop though, mouse is acting weird and stuff.
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>>3011637
Someone explained Adobe's business model once. It goes like this:

1) Every home user steals it.

2) Since everyone uses it, schools have to teach it.

3) Schools and professionals have to pay full price.

4) ???

5) Profit.
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>>3011670
He should do Chip quest. Where you're a lone Spehss Mahreen fighting Xenos in Equestria.

Yeah... that'd be cool.
>>
In another dimension, Ross is loved by MLPG, and Leth is that artist that can't art and is hated by everyone
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>>3011635

WTF i get caught jacking off all the time

i'm not unlucky, its just standard probability. i beat off alot. seriously, i beat off like if i keep doing it, i'm gonna win something. its only natural people will stumble in eventually

FOR EXAMPLE

so i'm on this direct flight from claremont (my college town) back to kansas city (my home town) for winter break. since its a direct 3 hour flight, its too short for them to have "in flight entertainment," but its so long that i'm gonna be bored out of my god damn mind. so, of course, i'm like "i guess i'm beating off like 5 times during this flight."
its one of those small sized slingshot airplanes that goes really fast but is really unstable and has one tiny ass cramped aisle. so i'm sitting in my anorexic bucket seat w/ my shitty peanuts waiting for the plane to hit a high enough altitude when i finally hear: *ding* "this is your captain speaking, we have reached a cruising altitude of 30,000 feet, you are now free to move about the cabin." "bink success!" i think to myself, "the time is right." of course i don't rush to the bathroom, no need for that. why not give myself a little tease. i gently, slowly unbuckle my seatbelt. I stand up, and stretch a little bit. I take a nice slow, leisurely walk to the bathroom at the back of the plane. masturbation this good deserves foreplay of its own.
i get to the bathroom, close the door, and sliiiiiide my pants on down and start working myself. oh holy LORD it's amazing. i mean, i don't know if you know this or not, but i am REALLY good at masturbating. I'm in a 2 square foot, dimly lit bathroom, but i feel so good my back is arching and my foot is cramping and i'm nearly ready to start screaming my own name.

cont.
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>>3011691

Woah, tl;dr

>cont.

pls no
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>>3011670
>Rarity "Quest"

Today's what, Thursday? How about Saturday?

>Next "Quest"
Popular vote decides unless I have to make some sort of executive decision. Celestia and Fluttershy were tied for 2nd, but you never really know with MLPG. Could be one of them, could be Luna, could be anyone really.

>>3011671
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>>3011680
For a while Microsoft had a similar thing going for Visual Studio until they made Express. Only one CD key for the whole suite.

It's a good business model if you can swing it.
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>>3011688

Leth is a universal constant. Rose is the hated one.
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>>3011691

then suddenly, TURBULENCE. AGH SHIT. I HATE turbulence. It's not that it makes me feel sick or nauseated. turbulence makes me feel like i'm about to die. So i'm trying to jack off, and suddenly the jerk in the plane floods my body with adrenaline and i grab the handle in the bathroom and i'm like "OH SHIT."
do you know how hard it is to cum when you feel like you're about to die? I mean seriously, imagine jacking off while there's a guy with a loaded gun to your head and he's screaming "C'MON CUM YOU PUSSY, DO IT CUM." You'd be shivering with eyes closed, tears streaming down your face as you sputter through little snot bubbles just BEGGING your dick to come. "please cum!" you'd weep "i wanna cum soooo bad!"
so there i am trying to think of every dirty thing possible so i can finally orgasm, but all that's going through my mind is "god i need to reconcile with my dad and tell my brother i love him" etc etc and while i'm distracted in a mess of standard pre-death thoughts, i don't realize that i'm about to cum.
HOLY FUCK i say as i fumble and try to grab some kleenex from the box on the counter. however, in my stuttered panic, i just knock the kleenex box over, hit the "stewardess help button," and i cum directly onto the floor. still in a state of panic i'm like FUCKFUCKFUCK I NEED TO TURN THIS BUTTON OFF so of course i (geniusly) press it like 5 more times trying to turn this off. Naturally, the button just goes *ding ding ding ding*, making my situation seem all the more urgent, and i can hear the stewardess rushing to the door since i appear to be in desperate need of help.

cont.
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>>3011680
>>3011664
This is the same model 3DSMax uses, I also heard that they release cracks themselves
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>>3011597
The first one. My dick would probably explode

>>3011643
My nigga
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>>3011688
can we please not go in to masturbation stories? I feel like that's personal blog material that's not even remotely related to anything
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>>3011664
That's always been the case with a lot of software, especially Windows.
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>>3011700

"FOCUS SEAN FOCUS," i think, "I NEED TO HIDE MY DICK." so, (this is genius) i pick up the kleenex box from the floor, pull out 5 pieces of tissue, and i just lay them on top of my erection... so it looks kinda like a little dick tent. so, the stewardess, responding to my urgent spams of the "stewardess help button" proceeds to open the bathroom door just like i knew she was going to. She looks on the ground to see my incredible protein stain, looks up at my glorious dicktent, and then you know what happens? we make eye contact.
so she's looking at me, and i'm looking at her and in general i dislike awkward silences. however, this was an all KINDS of awkward silence, so i figured it was necessary to say something. so, i did the best i could. i look her right in the eye and say "... it is what it is..."
why did i say that? what a stupid thing to say... well... i guess it's hard in that situation to "play it off cool." i can't be like "hey i know smoking isn't allowed on the plane, so do you have a stick of gum?"
so she shuts the door, and i clean myself up and spend another 3 minutes trying to clean up the mass of cum on the floor. even though i did a pretty good job, its damn hard to get that shine out of the laminate flooring. i'm finally done, so i open up the bathroom door to see a line of 10 or so people that's been building up since i went into the bathroom like 20 minutes ago (again, it took my a while since its difficult to cum when you think you're about to die). I get to look across the line of all of em, and say the only sensible thing i can think of:
"for those of you going to use the bathroom, i'd make sure you're wearing shoes."
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>>3011691
>i'm nearly ready to start screaming my own name
Do people really do this?
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>>3011711
Even I'm not that narcissistic.
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>>3011695

Make your executive decision Celestia god dammit
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what draw
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>>3011724
circle of pony friends
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>>3011724
Drunk Celestia and Luna
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>>3011724
police pony
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>>3011710
>"for those of you going to use the bathroom, i'd make sure you're wearing shoes."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3011724
A Spehhs Mahreen pulling pranks on Changelings/Chrysalis.
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>>3011695
>Saturday Rarity Quest starts again
My body shall be ready
So are we ending this are have you figured out how to include more wiafufaggotry
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>>3011724
rose-kun
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>>3011724
Pile of Pinkie Pies
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>>3011670
>>3011682
I don't know about you horsefuckers but once I wrap up Lyraquest, I'm looking forward to Adventures In Foalsitting (starring Chrysalis and Cadence).

Man, I need to watch that movie again.
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>>3011694
>eating the copypasta
>not putting it in your pockets instead
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>>3011724

Rarity wearing the Jericoat.
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>>3011718
You want to feel her nice, warm wings around you and nibble her ear, don't you anon?

We'll get there sometime, but first I have to finish the current one. I'm already a week behind on top of my earlier mess ups. Gotta end this one first before I can torment a different group.
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Boy i really wish paint tool sai would let me make gradients like in photoshop. ugh.
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>>3011677
I'm too tired for it now, but if you message me on the client any other time I'll probably be up for it
Also dont get in the habit of co-op matches. they arent anything like the real game
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>>3011697
>evil Rose has a mustache
>evil Ross has an anti-mustache
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>>3011710
>>3011700
>>3011691

I'm crying
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>>3011749

>You want to feel her nice, warm wings around you and nibble her ear, don't you anon?

You don't even know man, you don't even know.
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>>3011752
Lay down a color.

Lay down another color.

SMUDGE IT.
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>>3011743
>Chip is the guy with the gun
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>>3011705
Would you whisper in her ear what a good little pony she was?
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I'm getting odd emails in my inboxes. What exactly kind of rumors are going around?

The only one I actually know of is the EqD staff ...
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>>3011763
wat
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Guys quick question
Am I the only one who dislikes Preggity?
I mean the sex scenes are great but my biggest complaint is how it doesn't seem to me that that's Rarity.
She seem way to OCC for me.
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>>3011762
No
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>>3011768

all fan fiction is horribly ooc.
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>>3011767

Er, a private room party than someone walked in on, quickly left, and came back like "can I crash here tonight... "
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>>3011768
Everyone thinks POV guy is supposed to be a self insert in that story, but the author self insert is actually Rarity
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>>3011763
Morning BCS.

>>3011743
Well crap, now I need to as well. Why does MLPG do this to me so often.
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Do you prefer your futa pones to have horse cock or human cock?
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>>3011784
Horse.
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>>3011784

Horse, duh.

It's the only benefit to fapping to MLP porn.
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>>3011784
>futa

No thank you.
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>>3011784
Depends on the artist, some can draw horse better, others human, some can't draw dicks at all. But generally horse.
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>>3011779
Having met the author in person that sounds horrifying.

>>3011784
Whatever, as long as it's big.
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>>3011784
Why would ponies have human dicks?
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>>3011762
No, I'd try to keep her in that state of total bliss, getting her to let out a continuous, throaty groan
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>>3011784
Which is easier to give a reach-around to?
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>>3011771

would you pull her tail? would you scratch her ears? would you enjoy watching her eyes roll back in her head from the pleasure overload?
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>>3011782

Top of the morning.
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>>3011798
>Not telling her she's a good pony while keeping her moaning.

shiggydiggydoowop
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>>3011784
I think I'd prefer Horse cocks because human dicks would look weird as fuck on them
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>visit panka's autismblocks house
>brightly colored wool everywhere
>huge blocky candycanes and gumdrops dot the landscape
>inside are chests and chests full of cookies
>an entire room is dedicated to housing nothing but cakes
>you find a door with a sign next to it that reads "PARTY ROM"
>when you step in you trigger a pressure plate
>the floor comes alive with countless colored lamps as noteblocks blare a cheezy cover of 'her jam'
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>Fuck bronies
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>>3011729
This sounds like a good'n. Working on it.
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>>3011800
YES
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>>3011813
yay
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Would you join the Empire if it meant working together with Rarity, and other benefits?
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>>3011724
>that feel when every time you anonymously ask for drawing requests only one or two people respond and sometimes none at all while everyone else gets half a dozen or more

I don't even
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>>3011815

>Nathan

Every fucking time
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>>3011729
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>>3011776
Someone walked in on an orgy you were in...?
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>>3011828

Celestia facesitting
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>>3011825
Hmm... What would my job be in the Empire? Would I be a regular grunt? Would I ever find those droids I was looking for?
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>>3011815

would you want to make her feel that good all the time?

would you like to see her blissful and without a care in the world?

it can be done.
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>>3011825
What other benefits?
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>>3011796
As someone who talks to Sanguinius on a daily basis I'm just pretty sure you're full of shit.

Where would you have even met him?
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>>3011825
>other benefits

Continue
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>>3011828
A spehss mahreen pulling pranks on Changelings/Chrysalis.
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I FELL IN LOVE AGAIN
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>>3011844
Mother fucking Slaanesh! I knew it was you!
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>>3011844
Damnit Snarky, stop trying to convert everyone.
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>>3011846
>Sanguinius

I got him confused with someone else, although it's still a bit horrifying.
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>>3011844
>betraying the blood god just to keep your favourite pone in a state of eternal bliss
Fuck, I'd probably do it
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Would you offer an apple slice to a curious pone?
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>>3011839
Like I said whatever job Rarity has you will work with her.

I kinda doubt she is would be on the battlefield so probably office work.

>>3011845
>>3011847
Random Dance-offs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXp8T097vjc
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>>3011859
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>>3011860

Fuck no, why offer something they already know?

I'd offer that curious pony a Twizzler or something, I don't even know.
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>>3011854
>>3011852

She loves you.
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>>3011862
Would I be able to stand next to the water-cooler and shoot the breeze with my fellow Stormtroopers?
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>>3011862
I would play kinect with a pony
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>>3011869

Alright, I'm playing League with MLPG now so I have to stop. Y'all stop being heretical now, hear?
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>>3011869
Well she go fuck nothing cause I don't care for Xenos one bit! No sir!
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All the colts in Cheerilee's class have to pick a date for the dance. They're not limited to their filly classmates.[/spoiler[ Who do they pick?
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>>3011825

I would if Stormtroopers weren't so fucking fragile.

>Take a rock to the helmet thrown by something with the strength of a little kid
>Crumple immediately
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Why hasn't no one made MLPG Quest?
Like you're anon and you can get on MLPG and get into Waifu wars, discuss the show, shitpost and so on.

And the rolls determine how good are posts are
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>>3011903

die
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>>3011886

Her love is constant. just like Her.
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>>3011869
This makes me want to see Rarity drawn as a Silvari
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>>3011896
Darn. I fudged the spoiler.
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>>3011903
Can I be one of the shitposts? Please?
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We /tg/ now
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>>3011903
That doesn't sound fun at all.
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>>3011920
No.

We ded.
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>>3011935
Even in ded I still serve
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>>3011931
>fun
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>>3011940
As do I, Battle Brother. As do I.
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Good to see lotsa drawfags here. I'll join in too.

Anybody would like something pone related be drawn?
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>>3011931
Dont touch me, filthy casual
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>>3009355

I wonder if you can buy those...
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>>3011914
>those simplstic lines
>but it has so much volume
>try ro duplicate that
>its total shit
i really wish i had artistic talent, ugh.
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>>3011914
fuckin magnets man. Miracles.
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>>3011947
>>3011940

let us help you.
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>>3011951
Can you draw Rarity having fun with Sweetie
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>>3011920

Remind me why MLPG doesn't play this shit en masse again?
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>>3011959
didnt you go to sleep like an hour ago....?
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>>3011965
We do always need Xenos to exterminate.
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>>3011978
What the fuck?! That snail is fucking awesome.
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>>3011971

>Engineer beating clown to death with toolbox

still funny
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Alright. Time to roll again. Bed is now an option since I have to wake up in 6 hours.

1-3 Pone forever.
4-6 Sleep
7-9 Play some SLENDER
0 Say something nice about Chrysalis. Tactical retreat is impossible.
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>>3011951
Sweetie playing basketball
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>>3011971
what is it?
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>>3011962
The guy who drew it is an animation student. He has at least some degree of professional training and probably a lot of experience. Don't feel bad.
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>>3012004

Space Station 13
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>don't feel like drawing even though I should
>play hats instead
>want to just play sniper and relax
>have to go demo because we have 2 spies and 2 snipers and the enemy team is spamming engineers
>spend the whole time getting headshot by the enemy sniper while our snipers and spies do dick all against any of them
>end up feeling frustrated and pissed off instead of relaxed
>now too pissed and amped up to even draw

Fucking video games.
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>>3011978

.... Sleeping is hard with a stuffed nose. I got con crud.
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>>3011951
>New Canvas

You're getting pretty good. Persistence is paying off.
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>>3012010
>Have to go demo
That's where you went wrong, play whatever the fuck you want
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>>3012012

BCS stop being such a cool person. Not pertaining to anything recently said, but just in general.

Knock it off.
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>>3012020

I was going to but we got rolled 3 rounds in a row because our team was nothing but snipers
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>>3012012
>not being immune to disease
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>>3012026

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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>>3012029
I haven't gotten sick in years. It's nice having a good immune system.
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>>3012010
>playing vidya to relax

I've learned something in my life. Vidya CAN be very relaxing, but never when you want it to be.

If you're having a shit day and want to wind down with some vidya, it will inevitably be the day when everything goes wrong like you just described.
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>>3012033

I didn't want to be a fucking douchebag

I'm actually good at sniper but I recognize that it's a shit class and i actually try to help

but then this shit happens
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Think of a Superhero
Done?

He/she and your favorite pony fights crime.
Can they be defeated?
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>glitter glu is poor as shit
>makes insanely awesome quality comics/art/jokes NON STOP
>meanwhile fuckley is making millions with his shit ass comic and terrible static art
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
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>>3012041
>Fluttershy and Miles Morales fighting crime
Yes they can be stopped easily.
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>>3012047

Send money to glitter glue then.
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>>3012012
I'm coming down off the con flu myself.
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>>3012041

>Fluttershy and Wally West fighting crime together

WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD I CAN'T POST SPONGEBOBWALLET.JPG
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>>3012012
So what happened at the con anyway? People trying to spread nasty rumors about you?
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>>3012047
>Weaver art
>insanely awesome quality
What are you smoking?
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Which pone is best to hug?
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New thread?
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>>3012061
Sweetie Belle. Give me a harder question.
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>>3012061

Celestia
Big Mac
Fluttershy

in that order
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>>3012041
>Think of Flash since I was reading a thread on /v/ about how powerful he is

>he killed Death by running so fast that Death stopped existing even as a concept


Yeah he and Rarity will be okay.
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>>3012061
Luna is
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>>3012047
>willdrawforfood makes $1400 at Bronycon
>Rose is too timid to even consider any of her art print-worthy

It just goes to show that marketability is more about confidence than quality.
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WE CUT THE LEGS OFF OF OUR PANTS
THREW OUR SHOES IN THE OCEAN
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>>3012082
willdraforfood is the artist for that surprise blog, isn't s/he?
That art isn't bad at all
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>>3012061
None of them. They don't exist.
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>>3012074
>he killed Death by running so fast that Death stopped existing even as a concept
Okay I'm not a comicfag since comics don't exist here.
All I know about the Flash is from JL, JLU and other cartoons like that
I also knew that he was overpowered as fuck.
But what?
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>>3012088
>That art isn't bad at all

Look at the shading of the 044th of July surprise he did. and on the patterning of the pool in the same picture. His art is mediocre and lazy at best
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>>3012082

Rose isn't even in the artist circlejerk. She spends all her time here hanging out with us bottom-dwellers instead of making shitty ask blog crossovers to whore tumblr reblogs. I doubt people would buy her art as much as any of those artists that do solely for that reason.

Rose is awesome. I wouldn't trade her for anything.
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>>3012093
>>3012093
>>3012093
>>3012093
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>>3012098
Okay, that's pretty fucking horrible.
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>>3012098
*4th
How the hell did that happen?
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>>3011518
Because you did not bathe with gasoline and did not throw yourself in a bonfire.
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>>3011562
>implying you don't deserve a fiery death
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>>3012130
>>3012148
Anon, those posts were over an hour ago.
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>>3012047
>I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

The best artists are usually out of their fucking minds.

and broke

and drunk

mostly the last one
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>>3012161

GG doesn't even drink.
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>>3012157
>not inventing a time machine to burn furfags before they even existed
>1985
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>>3012047
No. the weaver/GG puts out stuff very quickly and gets shapes right this combined with picking a good subject about 2 out of every 5 times makes him a decent drawfag

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