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THE HORSE NEVER STOP. EVER.

TIME FOR FUN AND HORSES, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>3004825
Cheater
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wings
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>>3004825
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>>3004819
Dafty what's your favorite mane color
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So what did the General do today to celebrate Murrika day?
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>>3004825
>not using 7 to frown and using the extra energy to hug pone
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POSTING IN A CHEERILEE THREAD
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pony only thread in a pony only board? logic?
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>>3004819
>implying we ever have fun that isn't at someone else's expense
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/07/operation-submit-whales-win-prize.html

> You might have also noticed that with most of our autographs we drew you a tiny whale to go along with our signature.

> They actually drew self-portrait,
> whalecon

my sides
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>>3004825
books make blue horse smile.

they remind her of purple horse
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This horse smells.
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>>3004855
>he doesn't know about the lifeboat
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>>3004860
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>>3004865
>He still thinks this is a lifeboat
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REPOSTING
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>>3004845

ALL OF THEM. AT THE SAME TIME.
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>>3004875
>reposted it
>didn't even fix the chatlog

fgt
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>this is what furries actually believe
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>>3004875
Hahahahahahahahah
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>guy claims MS copies poses from child models that are practically child porn

i need to see this before i believe. post the picture he drew and the reference.
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>>3004884
Oh the ironing!
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Same question as last thread.

Least favorite Main 6 and why.

Favorite bit of fanon and why.
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>mfw drunk Americans lose their fingers near me after lighting dangerous bootlegged fireworks in their hands
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>>3004900
no plz dont
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>>3004877
So you like Rainbow Dash?
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>>3004884
Man the ironic hypocrisy is hilarious.
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well i drew another femsnails
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>>3004905
Fluttershy. Not enough positive moments, too much repeat in episodes.

Uh, dunno about fanon.
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>>3004884
It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
And the pot gluing a bad dragon dildo to it.
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>>3004900
>bring that shit into new horse

Fuck you and fuck off. Keep it in dead horse, it's still good for your bullshit discussion.
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>>3004844
Bahahaha
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>>3004884
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3004915
I don't know how I'm not tired of this yet, but pls continue.
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>>3004915
Why has she got little tears at the edges of her eyelids?
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>>3004908
Roman candles are pretty fun to fire from hand.

Roman candle in each hand.

Ever tried lighting a mortar in your hand and throwing it?
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>>3004884
Is this for real? It seems almost too perfect.
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>>3004915
I would be friends with that FemSnails.
She could do better than me for a romantic interest, though, sad as that thought is.
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Which pony would you take to see fireworks?

Would they enjoy it? How about a fair before hand, with deep fried snacks and balloon games?
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>>3004905
fluttershy
to much of the same thing and she is kinda boring

favorite fanon
not sure
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>>3004927
Story when?
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>>3004877
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>>3004884
As funny as this is, i still hate you.
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>>3004884
>furry calling a brony convention stupid

i refuse to believe this is real. this is trolling.
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>>3004931
she has a sad
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>>3004882
Fine, make me do all the work
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>>3004941
how a person can lack any semblance of self awareness is beyond me
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>>3004932
I'm guilty of doing all these things, we used to play a variation of dodgeball by throwing lit mortars at each other, they'd go in completely random directions and nearly take your head off
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>>3004884
I refuse to accept that this exists.
Nope.
That conversation did not happen!
People cannot be that retarded.
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>>3004934
>>3004941

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3623377/

You were warned.
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>Invite to join some film crew to make animation work for it
Okay, what film?
>Live action My Little Dashie (teaser: http://youtu.be/dxhrCjcwghQ)
Yeah, no.
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>>3004911

I mean I like all the ponies. All at the same time.
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>>3004940
>those kicky legs
>tfw you will never tickle Dash to make her giggle and kick just like that.
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Would you a femsnails?

How?
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>>3004965
>dis nigga
Knows what's up.
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>>3004966
Imagine the brownie bucks and fame.
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>>3004966
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>>3004982
no, because I'm not a fucking fag

no homo
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>>3004981
I hope not. If I'm tickling her I want her gasping for breath with tears in her eyes as she flails with laughter, not some chuckling.
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>>3004931
she's crying
maybe you've heard of it
considering you do it every night until you fall asleep
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Sorry for non-pony.

Here's the Gravity Falls pastebin, with all the episodes aired so far.

http://pastebin.com/r1imidfP

Thanks for dropping by in the stream!
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>>3004982
If she wanted to and we were in a relationship.
I'd probably do it romantically. Or hard, depending on how far along we were and if she wanted to roll that way that evening.
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>>3004955
It's perfect
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ded
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>>3004966
Imagine all the brownie bucks and fandumb fame!
Think of the manchildren.
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Guys. This is dickish. Perhaps.

But want to turn the tumblr-fags against Brony Con? Make a big deal about MS being a pedo and being allowed to attend BronyCon when children were there.

Get them to ask:

>What did BronyCon people know and when about MS?
>How could they have let him in?
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

MS would probably be banned from all upcoming Cons.
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>>3004977
I would a horse teacher.

Wouldn't it suck to have hooves in a world where everyone else has hands?
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>>3004981
They will never lightly bap against your chest and arms harmlessly
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>>3004982

i wouldn't
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>>3004982
I'd, like, take her out for ice cream, or something.
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>>3004966
Why are bronies obsessed with my little dashie?

L
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>>3004982
A hug followed by friend-zoneing.
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>>3004966
why is Dash bioluminescent?
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>>3004915
and i drew the snips version

>>3004935
>sad thought
>faggot neckbeard who watches cartoon for autistic little girls
lolllllll
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>>3004900

Dude, that shit's illegal. That shit might be posted from time to time on /b/, but that's it. Don't be posting illegal shit here man. Idon't want the fuzz shutting down MLPG.
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>>3005008
ya that's 2 cruel

MS needs bronybux to survive

don't f him like that
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>>3004986
>>3005005
AHAHAH
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>>3005036
This nigga.
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>>3005008
That sounds like a lot of work, man. Can't we just be chill?
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>>3004999
Download link for part 1, episode 2 webrip is broken
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>>3005026
What's got you so mad tonight, mang?
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>>3004955

Change it to an actual picture of Spike. But Leave Rarity as a bad MS Paint drawing.
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>>3005008
Why the fuck do you care?
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>>3005026
No neckbeard, I shave regularly. I could argue the first part, but you wouldn't listen, and I can't deny the last bit. So, one out of three, Mangneto.
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>>3005056
Trolls trying to stir shit for the sake of stirring shit?
Don't even respond man.
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>>3005008
>promoting libel and slander
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>>3004999
thanks for the stram it was >fun
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>>3004965
>insulting plane porn

OVER THE LINE
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>>3005026
Is this your first Snips girl?
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>>3005061

MS is clearly somewhat of a pedo. But I think he's harmless. But trying to destroy him is stupid. Just leave him alone.
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>>3005026
Dang, Mang, don't torture yourself here then. They both look cute.
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>>3005008
But, generally speaking, most of the MLPG demographic doesn't seem to truly hate MS.

Not enough to wish he was rotting in jail instead of whatever he's doing.

I think? I don't have any statistics.
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>>3005057
More like 'fag'neto, mirite?
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>>3005069
>getting violently mad over porn
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>>3005050
>>3005057

>thinking anyone who uses the binary is me
>thinking this looks like my style at all

you've failed me yet again MLPG
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DORKS
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>>3005078
just like he has no proof MS is a pedo
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>>3005026
why does you human snips have a pigs nose? or is this anthro again?
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>>3005078
judging by the reaction when ever he does stop by here i would say that is a valid conclusion
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>>3005086
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>>3005080
Nah. He's a decent guy, and he draws stuff for us. Why should I get mad at a little friendly ribbing?
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>>3005081
that used to be pretty common in mlpg
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does anybody have any drawing request ?
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>>3005086
so was this a test or is sentenal autism anon after you now?
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>>3005086
but why
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>>3005078
i mostly like the guy.
He seems chill, that;s literally all it takes for me to like someone over the internet.
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>>3005078

He has his fans here, and the rest are apathetic. I just don't see any reason to go after him. Wake me up when it's discovered that he has a rape den and has brainwashed a little girl into thinking she's SweetieBelle.
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>People assuming MLPG means all of MLPG, including all viewers and posters.
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>>3005100
Dash scratching an itch on Flutershy's back.
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WHY DON'T YOU NAMEFAGS JUST USE TRIPCODES
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>>3005113
>Wake me up when it's discovered that he has a rape den and has brainwashed a little girl into thinking she's SweetieBelle.
Is the girl a little pony?
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>>3005119

tripcodes are for jerks
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>>3005119
Because tripcodes are for jerks.
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>>3005119
the fuck you say
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>>3005069
>I get violent
Oh jeez
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>>3005078
He's fine.
People make far too much of a fuss about drawn loli.
There isn't a victim and the demographic its aimed at is really unclear.
I don't care for it, so I don't go looking for it and never get mad about it.
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>>3005129
tess pls draw Mabel.
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>tfw I don't usually drink but alone on 4h of july drinking with the mlpg

I <3 you guys
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>>3005126
>>3005129
BUT YOU ARE JERKS
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>>3005069
Did I hear plane ponies?
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>>3005119
Because.
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>MS hates ross

even if MS was caught livestreaming child porn i wouldnt hate him.
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>>3005115
>MLPG doesn't mean MLPG
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MLPG, I am considering going to meetup. I wouldn't normally consider it in a million years but this girl I know wants me to go, and apparently it's supposed to be like a "Gala" so the rules forbid fedoras, cargo shorts, socks/sandals, etc.

Everyone is expected to be shaved/trimmed, nice clothes, nice shoes, very formal and I'm kind of curious to see if anyone can actually pull it off.

Anyone been to a "formal" meetup? Was it just neckbeards in bad suits?
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>>3005115
wat
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>>3005136
I get violent with porn...if you know what I mean
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>>3005113
U..unf?
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>>3005144
Oh, you're one of those faggy drunks, then?
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>>3005144
<3 u too anon
make sure to drink water before you go to sleep so u dont have a hangover tomorrow okay~
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>>3005152
that would make me love him more
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>>3005150
Wait I just realized something

Why would the "Vinner" buy lunch?

Jessy you done goofed
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>>3005102
wrong on both accounts dummy

That last snips one was drawn by my friend
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>>3005154
The neckbeards are just going to wear their fedoras and trenchcoats
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>>3005150
Is there a Biplane pone?
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>>3005009
I'll never understand why someone would draw an anthro character and not give them hands. And yet it happens all the time, and not just with horses/ponies.
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>>3005167
Yeah, it's been pointed out like a dozen times. Tricksy Russianses.
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>>3005162
P{robably, like i said I don't usually do this

I have only been drunk once before
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>>3005119

I used to have a tripcode, then I stopped caring.
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>>3004999
>>3004999
colors on that lineart - where
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>>3005154
There was one story from a while back that ended up going well except for one guy.
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>>3005150
I want there to be am old Supermarine Spitfire plane pony that, when called slow and weak by the other more modern planes, laughs at the other plane ponies for thinking they fight in "real wars".

That would be pretty amusing.
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>>3005175
these are always wrong

they never have dangerously cheesy
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>>3005159
I don't. Pls explain
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>>3005170
How much less worse is it if someone wears a fedora with a suit and takes it off while inside, like a gentleman?

Is he still a full brony, or just half of one?
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gravity rush > gravity falls
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>>3005179
That's a yes then. No worries. Better than being like Winston. Fuckin' twat, that guy.

Just do what >>3005164 suggests and down a glass of water before bed.
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>>3005195
My penis
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>>3005181

But you don't matter. I was talking about people that actually post content and regularly get mixed up or impersonated..

Inb4 someone posts some year old shitty griffy picture.
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>>3005150
[BRRRRRRRRRT]
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At least we can all agree we all love tacos.
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>>3005195
gravity crash > both of them
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>>3005175
Because, hands are hard to draw.
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>>3005202
Agreed
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>>3005193
>how much less worse

What the fuck?
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>>3005154
>it's supposed to be like a "Gala"
That sounds faggy as fuck.
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>>3005200
That fuckin story, man.
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>>3005019
Because they are fucked in the head and think it's normal to imagine a cartoon horse living with them.
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>>3005202
fish tacos maybe
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>>3005202
Fuck your spanish hotdog ripoffs
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>>3005210
Is anyone as decided to far into monkey?
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>>3005202
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>>3004938
Tonight.
Pinkie Pie swear.
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>>3005193
It's not really about the fedora, it's about not being able to pull it off
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>>3005175
fuck you nanaki. after the exif data proved you lied about the dick picture i can never trust you again.
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>>3005175
So hey, Takanaki, how bout that there fic you said was done weeks ago
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>>3005227
He lied about his dick?
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>>3005227
>not posting your dick on the internet

What a faget
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>>3005224
>>3005227
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>>3005212
God it's so terribly written, though. I'm trying to read the whole thing but that bit is as far as I've managed to get
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>>3005226
It is about the fedora.
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>>3005136
>>3005081
>Not getting violent because something exists on the internet you do not agree with or want to partake in.
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>>3005119
Because I'm not important enough to impersonate
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>>3005211

It's a meetup for Bronies so of course I'm expecting it to be full of spaghetti dropping faggots, but I wondered if it's possoible for them to be well dressed spaghetti dropping faggots.

>>3005185

Was it posted in MLPG? May have to go archive digging.
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>>3005053
I am far too good to you guys
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>>3005150
>>3005212
>>3005200

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sALiuWg_I1k

you hard yet?
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>>3005199

I've been trying recently to bump my doodlin' skills up recently. Since I am perfectly aware that my previous attempts at art are god awful. I post a doodle at least once a week now to see how I have a progressed. Sorry for the confusion.

>That feel when comparison sheets
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>>3005200
best plane pony is here
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>>3005199
But people never regularly get mixed up or impersonated.
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>>3005240
Yeah your right, don't wear it at all
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>>3005246
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is there a spruce goose pone yet?
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But who is MS? What is their actual name?
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>>3005154
>it's supposed to be like a "Gala" so the rules forbid fedoras, cargo shorts, socks/sandals, etc.

hahahah.

Let me rephrase that:
>We need to put rules in places because fucking Spazzes don't know how to dress like adults
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>>3005142
>>3005142
>>3005142
I'm supposed to be asleep now.
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>>3005266
lol that guy is a epic troll xd
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>>3005247
>possoible
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>>3005234
he posted a picture claiming it was his dick but forgot to remove exif data which said the picture is from 2009
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>>3005270

Mega Sweet
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>>3005212
>>3005237
Did I read somewhere that it was supposed to update every weekend, or am I crazy?
Because it didn't this weekend, but I swear I remember that, and it did last weekend.
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ponies
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>>3005275
>sleeping
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>>3005270
Her name is Meg Asweet.
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>>3005247
I remember some of it. The Brony was a last-minute addition to the group, who was outside their circle of friends.
They gave him the name of the restaurant, the dresscode, and told him to bring money.
He shows up in full Brony Regalia, complete with socks/sandals and very underdressed for the restaurant (cargo pants/shorts, pony t-shirt, the whole nine yards).
To top it off, the guy only brought five bucks, so he basically robbed the other people when the bill came around and he had ordered more than $40 worth of food.
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>>3004884
>majoritively sexual thing

pfft
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>>3005227
It was a picture from my old cell phone three years ago. And I'm not giving you a new picture.

>>3005233
See >>3005224
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>>3005281
what a monster
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>>3005254
>Related video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFjGbOyd2ek
I think my dick just got hard.
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>>3005278

ironic shit posting is still shit posting
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>>3005275
why does she look like a clown mime? you trying to rip off ross's style?
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i'm back, bitches! can you keep me awake for three hours? it doesn't pay up to go to sleep anymore, so i might be able to do your requests.

in the meantime, have a marker pone
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>>3005275
Tess, why aren't you drawing Gravity Falls?
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>>3005257
she's the fastest of all the plane ponies and cannot be shot down.
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>>3005308
Hahaha oh, nice work!
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>>3005270
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>>3005295
Bullshit. Post pics with timestamp you lying faggot.
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>>3005271

More or less, but now I'm worried because they didn't explicitly state to bathe the day of.
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>>3005308
Marker pony has had a markedly increased amount of art done for her. Nice.
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>>3005175
Gonna need the source for "Furry".
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>>3005308
Vundabar.
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>>3005287
I can only pony for so long.
I must recharge.
>>3005307
I swear she's just blushing.
>i will never be as good as Orochi
>>3005311
Oh fuck you gummy pinkie.
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SLOW DOWN
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>>3005295
>It was a picture from my old cell phone three years ago. And I'm not giving you a new picture.


ok everyone this proves nanaki was telling the truth, there is no reason to doubt him now.
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>>3005338

Das wird so aber nicht geschrieben mein Freund. es heißt "wunderbar". Hättest du einen Duden zur würdest du es genauer wissen.
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>>3005293

That just sounds painful, I know someone like that.

Dem Bronies man...
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>>3005344
>Wonderbolt goggles embedded into her skull
Man this creeps me out.
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Just a quick announcement, I might not be able to run Lyraquest this Friday. I don't know for sure, and likely won't know til the day of. I'd be up to doing a double session next week if I have to cancel.

By the way, if anyone needs to get in contact with me when I'm not hovering around MLPG, you can always find me in the submarine.

Aaand linkdump.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.html

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD
PART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9
BONUS 7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k
PART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeip
PART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRry
PART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwB
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>>3005308
So cute.
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>friendoff partner ded or something

can I get a live one?
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>>3005353
I have no fucking clue as to what the fuck you just posted, which I gather was you posting the result of your vomit depressing keys on the keyboard from the velocity of the chunks.

I'm part German, so hello blood brother.
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>>3005308
How adorable, shes having a seizure.
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Appleblewm been arrested yet?
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>>3005202
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>>3005314
Jessy fucking nailed it with those plane ponies.

I mean gosh darn they're so cute.
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>>3005382
Is it a writer or an arteest?
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>>3005373
>>3005338
>>3005333
>>3005324

ay! requests!
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>>3005382
Id do et if we werent probably both drawfags and I had any drawing to work from
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>>3005308
Want something to keep you awake? I've just the thing.
Fluttershy playing with a beagle and a corgi, with a pile of about a half-dozen squeaky toys either in use or off to the side.
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>>3005308
She appears ever so slightly crazed.

Bueno.
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>>3005365
lyraquest anon do you write?
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>>3005308
Drink with me
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>>3005403
MARKER PONE WEARING A FANCY HAT
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>>3005390
>part German
>doesn't know German
That said, I could only understand 30% of that post.
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>>3005327
>>3005352
I'm not lying.
Regardless, why do you want to see my dick anyway?
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>>3005308
>>3005403
Lyra getting impregnated by human husbando
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GBjlUOROY
>Show ponies this.
How do they react.
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>>3005403
Draw Thunderlane an Rumble doing something manly.
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>>3005403
Scootaloo with her hoof stuck in a snack machine
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>>3005423
For the same reasons they wanted me to post my dick.
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>>3005395
Yes, for co-running a dungeon with MS where they were brainwashing little girls into acting like the CMC.

It was in the news and everything.
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>>3005423
It's not about seeing your dick

It's about trust Nanaki

It's about trust
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>>3005428
They'd all find it interesting, because they don't really know what the fuck you are showing them.

In fact they'd see your computer and flip a shit because of how it works.
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>>3005390
hey! i'm part german also since my parents are filthy racemixers
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>>3005441

You gotta be fuckin kidding me
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>>3005382
how long has it been since they responded to anything you've sent them
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>>3005447
Sure german is here.
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Hey guys,
Here is my dick for you.
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>>3005453
Would we lie to you?
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>>3005456
2 days
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>>3005447
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>>3005403
Twilight showing off her box plot.
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>>3005423
If you weren't lying you would post a timestamped pic.
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>>3005459
You get out of here with your tricky dicky.
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>>3005464
I'm shitty about checking my email, maybe they are too
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>>3005403
Flitter and Cloud Chaser licking Rumble sexually
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>>3005417
I write >fanfiction
I don't take requests right now.
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>>3005423
you posted it in the first place and the evidence says it is fake.

WE WANT THE TRUTH NANAKI
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>>3005422
I can see "my friend", "that word" "describe" and "dude". I think zur means "your", and "wurdest" may mean vocabulary or something?

I have absolutely no experience with German at all, my nan tried to teach me but I was more preoccupied with burning shit in her garden.
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>>3005423
are you at the same house? just post the same room with timestamp.
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>>3005500
At the end he asked him something.
"have you a" I would assume he said request.
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>>3005500
>take four years of German
>go to Germany
>have a worse vocabulary than a two year old
I'm pretty sure all I said was, "Tut mir lied" and "Entschuldigung" for those two months...
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>>3005421
>14 billion years in MS-Paint

>>3005500
the sentece means: it isn't written like that my friend. it's spelled "wunderbar" if you would have used a dictionary you'd know
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>>3005497
The truth is out there...
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>>3005442
>>3005472
>>3005497
>>3005522
>you people
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>>3004884
It's funny because the guy bitching must have some kind of crazy inferiority complex because all he has are commissions of himself as a giant with a huge package.
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>>3005530
At least you introduced the Germans to a new version of Italian food.
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>>3005496
No requests, I just wanted to know. I like the way you write, lyraquest anon
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>>3005530
well its still america day for a bit, so the only language you gotta speak is english
and probably spanish
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>>3005549
I don't actually want the [picture but I wanted to post that trust comment cause I found it funny
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>>3005530
>2 years of German
>learn very little
I remember basic things and phrases that are often interlaced with object names that I won't know.
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sure is german in here. let's pool together all our nazi-gold and take over the world

disregard drawing, shitpost!
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>>3005556
...
Not even going to ask how you know that.
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>>3005442
Fuck, I'm thinking South Park reference, but an episode or character does not spring to mind.
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>>3005574
>object names

FUCKING OBJECT NAMES
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>>3005560
Thank you. I've yet to put out proper fanfiction and make a real mark on the fandom, though. Only so many hours in a day.
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>>3005580
It's not supposed to be a reference but I may have stolen it without even knowing
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>>3005574
>4 years of French in high school, followed by another three semesters in college
>can only remember "where's the bathroom" and basic greetings
I am a terrible student.
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>play WW2 vidya
>know how to shout things in german I have no idea what they mean
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>>3005616
everyone knows how to scream go go go if there allies are nazi's
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>>3005578
what would gummy pinkie and batman think about that kind of attitude
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>>3005606
I took four years of Spanish
I think I know cat and pencil sharpener.
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>>3005616
>tfw the only German you know is learned from the old Castle Wolfenstein games
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>>3005606
>3 years of high school spanish, 1 of which was AP
>only know taco bell menu items
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>>3005633
Gato
Sacapuntas
Applejack es la mejor poni
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>>3005579
Well, I was curious what kind of kinks he had that made him somehow so much holier than thou then ponyfags. So I booted up the old troll account and browsed his gallery. It's kind of sad when these guys have such twisted perception they don't even realize fantasizing about destroying entire cities and eating/jizzing all over the inhabitants is probably worse than wanting to fuck a cartoon horse
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>>3005633
Well, now you can tell people you like torturing cats.
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>>3005606
>>3005633
3 years of high school Japanese (because I failed and repeated the second year)
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>>3005633
You sure are stupid jr.
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>>3005616
>Decken und gehenlos!
>Achtung!
>Schieß los!
Pretty sure that's the whole German vocabulary in WW2 games.
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>>3005563
>SoCal
>only cities where fireworks are allowed are primarily Mexican immigrants
English?
Noooope.
>>
renpy
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>>3005606
Ou est-que ce les salle de bains?
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I've learned more about languages due to music than I have ever learned in a classroom.

Feels terrible.
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>>3005616
ANGRIFF!

I know several tactical phrases in Russian, enough to function in a rifle squad.
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>>3005647
GRANATE
>you had BETTER know this one if you're playing a WW2 game
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>>3005646
...
si
I can also say french fries, but thats only because half the waiters around here only speak spanish...
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>>3005647
You forgot GRANATA!
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>>3005606
>7 years of spanish
>hola

yep
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>>3005633
donde esta la biblioteca
i have just used up the entirety of my spanish vocabulary
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>>3005651
Le WC. "Salle de bains" is literally the "bath room," as opposed to a restroom, or "water closet."
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>>3005664
But she look´s like a tranny.
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>>3005677
THATS A GIRL?
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>>3005664
the fuck you doing in there
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>>3005671
Where is the library?
I probably know more than I think... but eh..
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>>3005606
Qui a coupé le fromage!
>>
/)
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>>3005637
>MIEN LEBEN

Kinda sad really
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>>3005671
Do you actually go to the library?
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>all this German talk

FIRE ZE RAILGUN
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>>3005655
Music is the only language I've learned well and I can't convey anything but feeling through it.
No information gained or transferred, feels bad.
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>>3005633
>SACAPUNTAS


FUCK YEA
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>>3005647
SCHUTZSTAFFEL

MEIN LEBEN
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>>3005687
Frenching with Freakazoid was great fun.
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>>3005697
JUDENFREI!
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>>3005647
SHNEL SHNEL SHNEL
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>>3005633

Same here bro. So much Spanish, the best i can do is read basic stuff.

Never could speak it, every time I tired it was embarrassing and I felt stupid.

It's like math, you just have to use it or you lose it.
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>>3005640
Furries are crazy.
They can condemn people for wanting to hug ponies non-sexually while purchasing pictures of their fursona drowning people in jizz and digesting people in their gullets.

All with a CRAZY GIANT FURRY DICK
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>>3005712
Or your peni.
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>>3005691
i would go to the library, of course if the directions to the library where given in spanish i wouldnt be able to follow them
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I like big butts and I can not lie.
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>>3005687
ce qui la baise est una coupe
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>>3005697
>join thread
>language thread
>German
We're going to have a good time.
Wir lassen es uns gutgehen.
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>foreign language thread
>4th of July

I guess all the Americans are out clapping
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Ok heres a question.

In the first level of Einhander, what the fuck does the first boss say to you?

Im assuming he's talkin shit but its German so it ALWAYS sounds like they're talkin shit.
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Having English as a second language and becoming a pro at it thanks to videogames and the internet master race.
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¿Cómo está usted?
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rose confirmed for being a gay man, just like that fanfiction i wrote about her.
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>>3005737

I'm here, I just love diversity
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>>3005737
Im here alone drinking but I'm clapping for america right now

seriously
>>
Arretez de vous reproduire
Vous etes des animaux
Vous allez crever
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>>3005737
no the americans are the ones here saying they took years of foreign language but cant speak it at all
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>>3005748
why does she say [block] when replying to people
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>>3005721

wut? :V
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I like the sound of the German language.
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>>3005753

I'm 8 beers deep, how bout you?
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Suddenly memories.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI3tGgD4nMk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INBy0GijW3Q
>can't find the Histeria sketch where they do Spanish
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>>3005763
But it sounds like permanently angry people that want you to get the fuck out.
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fuck, i'm unproductive today. let me repost these and i'll get back to request-whoring

1/4
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>>3005753
id be drinking too but i got work in the morning
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>>3005737
Amerifat here.

I'd rather talk about ponies (or in this case languages) than celebrate the independence of MURICKA. I dont feel this country has the right to celebrate in its current state.
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>>3005756
C'est vraix, Je ne regarde pas le anime, J'adore simplement le fandom.
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>>3005743
>¿Cómo está usted?
WAIT.
I GOT THIS
Yo tengo es mucho calloso para usted!
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>>3005787

eh, we're doin okay
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2/4
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>>3005766
2 screwdrivers
2 whatever you call a vodka and cranberry juice
2 mikes because they were in the fridge and easy

so thats uh 8 oz of vodka and 2 beerlike things
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>>3005796
You fail Jr, see me after class.
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>>3005780
It doesn't sound like that at all. Why do people always think that? It's all the WW2 movies.
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How draw Mabel?
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3/4
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>>3005800
Pfhahahahahahahah.
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>>3005800
HAHAHAHA
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>>3005787

Yeah, I kind of agree, but it's more to remember the ideal not the current state so I celebrate anyway.
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>>3005813
SHORTER NECK YO SHE AINT AFRICANO
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>>3005816
bahahaha
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>>3005801

vodka and cranberry is called a cape cod

I envy you man, I prefer liquor over beer, but beers what I got.
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>>3005813
Shortner neck and cute blush.
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>>3005791
Vous êtes un monstre.
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>>3005799
I dont like where we're goin though. But lets just leave it at that.

Confession time!

I dont like most music where the lyrics are in English. For some reason it usually doesnt sound right to me. It doesnt help that the singer is usually fucking terrible.
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4/4
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>>3005813
I never thought I'd say this, but SB, she needs to be lankier.

Except in the neck
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>>3005808
PORQUE UN PROFESORA?
Espanil es muy malo.
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>>3005839
Oh my God Kraut I'm dying here, when did you even do these?

These are seriously the funniest comic I've read in a long time
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Americlap here. Did I miss anything important today?
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>>3005839
heh
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>>3005791
I don't know anything about French and I can recognize what that says. FUCK YOU BRONIES
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>>3005839
PFHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I like you.

>>3005847
Nope F- for you.
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>>3005822
We've become the very thing we won our independence from.
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>>3005847
>porque
>because

you so crazy

gotta know that question word song nigga
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Snails is a very pretty ponoe
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>>3005823
>>3005831
>>3005845
Well okay. It was my very first attempt.

I didn't really make her look fat though did I?
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>>3005879
She's fat anyways.

a big fat slut
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>>3005781
>>3005800
>>3005816
>>3005839
Brilliant
Would laugh again.
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>>3005873
Word song?
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>>3005855
thank you. to make you happy: i have stockpiled ideas in a text file, there's a lot more where that came from
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>>3005875
>SB's fat neck
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>>3005879
She doesn't look fat to me
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>>3005879
Nope but she looks bulky in the show.

>>3005881
Why is Applejack with the sniper?
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>>3005881
>Episode 4
I don't go to the /co/ threads, but I can only imagine that the SLUT SLUT SLUT talk increased further.
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>>3005894
why thef fuck knot?
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>>3005837

Maybe you're just pretentious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbMeAOTPJzM

do you like this?
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>>3005896
Yes and Wendy is a huge slut too.
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>>3005869
That and the people don't feel the benefits of exploiting other countries this time.
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IS THIS THE THREAD FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE PONIES

OR DO I NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THAT
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>>3005906
NO BLUE PONY ALLOWED.
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>>3005906
We only pretend to like it.
We're just in here for the porn
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>>3005906
>>>/v/
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>>3005885
Cual means which one
Quanto is how much/how many isn't this such fun

OH

Cuando when
Como how
Donde means where
Por que is why
Que means what
Quien is who is there

without accents of course
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>>3005910
FALSE BLUE PONY IS THE BEST PONY
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>>3005800
>That Simpsons reference.

You are already top tier in my list
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>>3005906
ponies r 4 dweebs
post griffons
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>>3005912
>>3005910
OH

WELL THEN I SHALL BE TAKING MY LEAVE
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>>3005917
Haha no.
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>>3005903
What? How did Episode 4 of all things cause more slut talk towards Mabel?
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>>3005906
SÍ, ESTE ES EL THREAD PARA PERSONAS QUE LES GUSTAN LOS PONIS.
But you can't post here if you don't understand the language.
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>>3005926
>im not gonna fuck a fat guy
what a slut
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>>3005901
No because that aint my kinda music.

Not a fan of that voice either.
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>>3005926
Because the small guy and MabelxDipper is canon for some reason.
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>>3005925
Reasons why pony is a best pony
---
Blue
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>>3005906
i only like it ironically
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Are we chill yet?
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>>3005906
I LIKE APPLEST PONE
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>>3005939

well good luck to you man, to each their own
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>>3005943
blue=autism
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>>3005914
I don't remember any of this.
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>>3005948
Chill as a dolla bill yo
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>>3005931
SORRY BUT I DON'T SPEAK ENCHILADA QUESADILLA LANGUAGE

MAIS JE PARLE UN PEU DE FRANCAIS
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>>3005926
Oh come on, the entire episode was was dating a celebrity with no intention of getting married.
I'm joking, I have no idea what the /co/ threads talk about. Its probably that though
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It's late and this looks awful.

Imma gonna redraw tomorrow.
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>>3005950
THE BIG ONE? THE HAT ONE? THE SMALL ONE OR THE OLD ONE?
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>>3005953
yellow=autism
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>>3005955
That's all I took away from 7 years of Spanish

that one song that I learned in 6th grade
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>>3005948

We cool as a cucumber, nigga

what are you?
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>>3005955
Tienes que decirle a tu papa scootanon que te ense~e
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>>3005971
purple=autism
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>>3005958
To me, French and Spanish look the same to me. If someone was to speak to me in a non-accented tone with both languages I wouldn't have a clue on which is which. Either way I'd assume you were trying to rob me or surrender.
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>>3005964
dats creepy
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>>3005951
I didnt mean all music with English lyrics mind you.

Just nowadays it seems theres a higher chance I wont like it.

I risk sounding like a nostalgiafag but singers in the past ususally, well, sang.
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>>3005976
Your are either insulting my father or calling me a potato...
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>>3005957
Still not 'Blue Lantern Corps' chill, but we're doing well.

God, that was the best night horse in almost a year. We need to chill out like that more often.
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your waifu = autism
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>>3005986
pony=autism
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>>3005993
papas fritas
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>>3005997
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>>3005990
I blame ronald
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>>3005920
well the film deer hunter actually
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCW9NsrV6VM

but to be honest, i've also seen it in the simpsons first
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>>3005965
THE HAT ONE THE MOST BUT THE REST ARE GOOD TOO.
>>
I have no drawing tablet, but should I try to draw using my old nook color?
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>>3006001
FRENCH FRIES
I know that one!
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>>3005994
You tend to get pretty un-chill real fast if things don't go how you expect. The chill has to start with you, anon.
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>>3005994
Did I miss a chill thread?
Daaaaaang, I love chill threads.
Sleep is always making me miss things
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Okay so I have sprite, coke, dr pepper, and root beer

which goes best with vodka?
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>>3005997
We'se gonna chill anon
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>>3006017
you should try to draw on your hand
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>>3005988
What? No.
One is like HON HON HON HON
And the other's like JA JA JA JA
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>>3006016
YES YOU ARE RIGHT.
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>>3006024
>which goes best with vodka?

An AK-47
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>>3005992

I think we can agree that music from the past had more soul and feel to it, for the most part, anyway.

but modern music, even top 40 pop music, is just so well produced. It's so well done I can't help but be pronounced. It's not 'good' music, but it's so fucking well done that I can enjoy it. hell, I can enjoy just about anything
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>>3006024
all of them mixed together is the only way anon
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>>3006016
apple hat is a good pone
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>>3006024
Root beer.
It called a Brown Cowboy.
Why is this even a question?
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>>3006024
Orange juice
or sprite I guess
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>>3006024

I would say sprite, but fruit juice is best with vodka, I recommend grapefruit juice.
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would you have sex with this pink pony?
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>>3006048
>someone else posting my collage

DOUSHIO~
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>>3006053
Already drank all the orange juice, and the cranberry juice too
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>>3005997
You're right.
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>>3006042

whoa i spelled 'impressed' as 'pronounced'

time to drink faster?
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>>3006024
of those, probably sprite, not sure though, more of a gin man myself
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>>3006058
>cloven hooves
god no
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>>3006061
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>>3006024
Pineapple juice and blue Curacao was pretty good.

The only thing that the blue did was turn it green. We just wanted to get drunk off green pineapple vodka.
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>>3006058
That's a fatass horse
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>>3006061
Who draw this one?
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 74
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the day: Sulfur
Post count for 07/04/12: 8330

/v/ invaded for the 3 millionth post number. The last 5 pages of /mlp/ was shunted away, and the post rate outside the MLPG skyrocketed, even without /v/'s help. Horray...

We found fluttershy's (photoshopped) boyfriend today. Much to her despair.

/mlp/ overall today has been very fast. We've remained relatively the same speed, but it's odd how much faster they are out there, at least with new threads. Strange.

Just kinda average day.
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>>3006015
Not that anon but
I caught that and just burst out laughing at the reference. Great fucking comic
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>>3005964

I appreciate the attempt and will await the finished product
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Okay, so

Applejack knows a little Spanish so she can talk to the farmhands
Fluttershy is a Fancyfag
Pinkie Pie soaks up language like a sponge so she can party anywhere
Rainbow Dash is proud of her German heritage
Rarity is an unintelligible chav

Twilight Sparkle is a stuck-up WASPy git that took Latin to fill out her credits
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>>3006042
Im gonna be a total faget here, and it might make me look like a hypocrite but...

Theres some song out right now that sounds 80-90s as fuck. I dont know the name but it has a fucking xylaphone in the background.It reminds me of The Police.

I know what you're sayin about the quality of production though, thats probably why I like the above.
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>>3006086
That one's by Taski.
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>>3006061
i was another anon who was requesting aj silly hat pics around the same time
i gave you the gg and scrubbing bubbles ones
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Ring ring

ring ring
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>>3006103
Really? Nice..
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>>3005923
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>>3006076
You will always be here for me.

I love you.
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>>3006097
>Implying farmhands.
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>>3006107
>Dat drill
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>>3006116
Much better animated
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>>3006120
I wouldn't say always. But more often than not, sure.
I love you too, man.
no homo.
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Also I guess Braeburns are happening?
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>>3006105
Thank you! I may start requesting them again when the opportunity arises. Until someone yells at me again.
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>>3006088
I was asleep, who got the get?
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>>3006015
The first thing I thought of when I read the comic was CoD Black Ops

Yes, I know, time for sudoku
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>>3006088
>fluttershy's (photoshopped) boyfriend
oh god those pics are hilarious
i like how they were horribly done so he hover hands in all of them
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Welcome to mlpg how [comfy] are ya?
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>>3006145
I would touch balls with Braeburn
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>>3006145
Braeburns should always be happening.
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>>3006141
Fuck. Now I need a Diamond Tiara folder.
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>>3006155
>Hoverhanding something that doesn't even exist.
It's like, double mega handhover.
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>>3006155
>implying he wouldnt hover hand anyway
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>>3006102

I enjoy a wide range of music, I figure, if someone else can enjoy it, why can't I? If you ask me, refusing to listen to certain genres just limits your potential musical experience

Music is fucking great man, the classics, the new pop shit, the old pop shit, the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, it's all has it's merit.

for example I'm listening to the fucking man right now, bill monroe, damn was he good
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>>3006152
fuck bronies
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>>3006128
she has at least one filthy donkey
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Okay guys. My hands don't work anymore, so i will see if i can deliver some of the requests tomorrow. since i've done much today have my so far most successful piece of artwork. if you excuse me, i'll go on the balcony and yell at people to keep me awake.
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>>3006156
>new chair
>ritz crackers
>lounge pants
So. Fucking. COMFY.
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>>3006190
No.
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>>3004985
So people liking a cartoon show and "people" thinking they're animals and having sex in fursuits are the same thing?
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>>3006156

>live right next to the high school (literally right behind the apartments)
>they're shooting off fireworks RIGHT NOW

i can't be comfy enough
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>>3006145
>Brojob
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>>3006156
I actually just got a brand new fuckhuge chair for my desk and am currently sitting bundled up in my quilt in it.

I'm pretty comfy.
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>>3006167
>not having a DT folder
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>>3006194
yeah she does you dumb dumb
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>>3006185
I listen to a wide range as well. Its just some of that range is thin...

Im probably just weird and a song has to be "just right" or something.

Dubstep will NEVER be right
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>>3006196

>this cartoon is cute
>YIFF YIFF YIFF MURR

I don't see a difference
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>>3006208
No.
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>>3006156
So comfy mang
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>>3006196
>not knowing they're the same
>2012
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>>3006202
I KNOW
WHAT A PONE CASUAL
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Are we chill tonight?

Two nights ago there were Apple Bloom and Sweetie feels
When is it Scoots' turn?
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>>3006202
>Invisible Snails.gif
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>>3006141
>We got to have, money!
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Time to draw Twilight using Pinkie as a pillow
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>>3006202
>DTxSS R63 homogay blowjobs
I see what you did there, I read the filename
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>>3006210

Well cool shit man. As I said, good luck to ya.

And if you want to hear a defense of dubstep, it's supposed to be played in a club, with a fucking expensive as shit sound system, for people who are drunk or high.

listening to it on your desktop speakers, while completely sober and judging it as a form of expression, yeah, it falls flat. but when you're out partying? I think it works just fine.
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>>3006240
no no, stop bringing up that dreadful movie
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>>3006230
We need a scoots >feel.

I'm not confident in my ability to do it justice, though. My continuation of sweetiefeel was lackluster even in the most positive terms.
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>>3004908
>mfw americans clap without fingers
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>>3006247
>Implying they aren't going to get their dicks slimy on something else.
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>>3006244

What's wrong with their hands?
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>>3006247
What? No, what I was doing was making a reference to the phrase "born with a silver spoon in their mouth."
But if you want R63 homogay, that's your prerogative.
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>>3006200
>>3006193
>new chairs
Ah that's the good stuff
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>>3006269
they blew up their hands with fireworks to celebrate america day
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[9:10:20 PM] Six-pack Astron: how about we drop the labels and just be normal fans of a cartoon
[9:10:24 PM] Six-pack Astron: I think I'd like that
[9:10:29 PM] rainbow-pony: FUCK YOU
[9:10:34 PM] Six-pack Astron: ;____;
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>>3006269
They were mangled in a horrible Ross incident.
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>>3006252
no
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>>3006286

love and tolerance
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>>3006244
>curl up with a good book
Why was I thinking that they'd be snakes or something? Also, why do I really want a Rarity diamondback all of a sudden?

I don't even like Rarity, she has to be the most neglected folder right next to Rainbow Dash when it comes to both content and care.
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>>3006255
I'd try my hands at a Scoots feel but it'd just be an adaptation of the huge-wings feel. But with boobs.
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>>3006244
Ross draw a character with a bodytype you don't usually do for variety's sake.
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>>3006302
Whats hilarious is, we are more accepting these days.
They are reclusive shut ins who see new arrivals are horrible tro- er, parasprites and lash out at them.
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>>3006309
>Rarity diamondback
>not Rarity bareback
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>>3006316
dat ass
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>>3006309
>Rarity diamondback
Rarity would be a great snake
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>>3006310
>Humanized.
Why do you hate fun?
You know most people here will never be able to get near a human woman.
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>>3006334
The other feels were humanized.

Not the wings one, though, I think.
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>>3006302
[9:13:01 PM] Six-pack Astron: okay guys
[9:13:05 PM] Six-pack Astron: how would you react if I said
[9:13:10 PM] Six-pack Astron: "love and tolerance"
[9:14:13 PM] rainbow-pony: OHEMGEE PONIEZ I LOVE FLUTRSHI N PINKIPIENRARITYIS A HO OH MY GOD DONT HATE ON MY CUZ I LIKE PONIZ EVEN THO ITS A SHOW 4 LIL GURLZ
[9:14:37 PM] Six-pack Astron: YOU PASSED THE TEST
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>>3006316

I do that all the time, though.
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>>3006326
Well I'm not really reaching, but that doesn't hurt either.
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>>3006334
>You know most people here will never be able to get near a human woman.

>tfw you have no interest in human females

Shits too much work. Then chances are she'll reveal shes fucking crazy.
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>>3006361
>>
MS drawing mabelxpinkie porn but she is grown up

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet
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>>3006316

Oh man, I thought the paper itself was wet at first.
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>>3006374
> but she is grown up
Do he even co?
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>>3006371
>>tfw you have no interest in human females
You do realise that pone females would only view you as a slave or a very intelligent pet and they would neuter you if you started humping ponies and have generic behavioural problems.
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ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT AND/OR POSTING PICTURES OF CARTOON HORSES
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>>3006316
unf
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>>3006419

heh. people actually like cartoon horses?

I thought we were all being ironic
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Hey guys, I finished that teenage scootafeel

I just hope it doesn't be a dissapointment.
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>>3006417
Nigga the most I want out of a pone is someone to chill with.

If I couldnt do that I'd just go exploring or some shit.

I aint got time for relationship nonsense.
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>>3006432
Scootaloo is a disappointment.
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>>3006419
>Talking and/or posting pictures of cartoon horses on MLPG
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>>3006432
Every day I wake up is a disappointment...
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>>3006432
We shall see, right?
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>>3006449

is that why her parents abandoned her?
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>>3006097
>Rainbow Dash is proud of her German heritage
Though she is undeniably fascist she's obviously a wop guido. She's nostalgic of Maresollini.
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>>3006444
WHICH PONE DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST CHILL

I'M THINKING YELLOWQUIET PERSONALLY, SHE SEEMS LIKE THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO NOT GET ALL UP YOUR ASS FOR STUPID SHIT
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>>3006449
Yeah, she kind of is.
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>>3006449
Be nice to Scoots, she's a cute filly.
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>>3006444
Grow a beard.
Become the legend.
Become the Beardy Human.
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>>3006374
>it's just Twilight

8/10. I was seriously getting ready to put MS on my shit list for that if it was true.
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>>3006458
>that feel
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>>3006470
Shes the fascist pony in all of Equestria!
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>>3006471
i agree she's still worst pone though
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>>3006374
I fucking love Megasweet's taste in music, I always have a good time on his streams.
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>>3006483
go home twist
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>>3006483
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>>3006471
I DUNNO MAN, IT MAY BE BECAUSE SHES MY FAVORITE BUT I THINK AFTER HER WORK IS DONT AJ WOULD CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

SHE'D ALSO HAVE PIE AND TEA FOR US TO CHILL WITH
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>>3006471
this is most chill pony
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>>3006444
Come to think about it... castration would be the solution to most of my problems.
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>>3006477
>not having megasweet on your shitlist
>2012
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>>3006432
Can't wait.
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>>3006483
>>3006470
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>>3006483
Ubermensch pony!

Wir mussen die Erdeponies ausrotten!
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time to drink lots of water and go to bed

night mlpg, dont blow any fingers off
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>>3006514
>Dash will never yell at you in her angry German dialect.
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>>3006498
>CCR
>taste in music
I've been more inspired during Elevator rides.
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>>3006505
OKAY YEAH YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH PONE IS LEAST CHILL. PROBABLY EITHER RARITY OR TWILIGHT. FUCKIN' UPPITY UNICORNS MAN ALWAYS FREAKING OUT ABOUT SOMETHING
>>
are there neckbeard ponies who don't clean their wings/horns/whatever
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>>3006538
Chill Twilight would probably be the best thing ever
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>>3006537
>CCR
>Now Floyd
>Bad

Oh I get it, you are from /mu/
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>>3006537
>not enjoying the revival or clearwater
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>>3006475
But I would not be able to swim across rivers carrying the weight of my soaked beard.
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>>3006514
>Lebensraum am Boden
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>>3006548
>twilight
>chill

DYEWTS
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>>3006538
Pinkie is least chill obviously. She's a fucking spaztic retard that can't sit still.
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>>3006536
The closest thing I can get to is the German dubs of ponies...
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>>3006545
During the CMC song in Hearts and Hooves day there was a stinky pony
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>>3006561
>probably
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>>3006538
WE HAD A DISCUSSION EARLIER ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF TWILIGHT RESEARCHED ON HOW TO BE CHILL.

EITHER SHE WOULD RUIN IT BY WORRYING SO MUCH THAT SHE WASNT CHILL ENOUGH OR SHE WOULD GET SO SERIOUS ABOUT BEING CHILL SHE WOULD CREATE AN AUTISM CHILL SINGULATIRY
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>>3006567
OH YEAH

RIGHT

FORGOT ABOUT HER
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>>3006483

okay. stop that, jew're making jokes outside of mein kampfurt level, anne frankly i'm offended.
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>>3006552
>>3006557
Na I wouldn't touch /mu/ with a 10 foot aeroplane
I just think CCR is bland, especially for the era
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>>3006507
I was slightly disappointed that we didn't speak much at Bronycon but I understand if he had cooler people to hang out with.
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>>3006577
>it was then I was introduced by individuals unnamed to what they termed "chill enhancing substances"
>it was a trip, man
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>>3006596
>going to bronycon
>on purpose
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>>3006593

bland? that's weird bro, I think they're great
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>>3006577
YELLOW QUIET WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE MOST CHILL BECAUSE 420SMOKWADERREYDAY

ALSO WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE YELLING
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>>3006597
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>>3006597
this beast shall haunt my dreams
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>>3006604
>going to Bronycon on accident
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>>3006568

try russian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSR8JadZx54

URA
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>>3006614
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>>3006611
YOU MEAN WE ARENT YELLING?

BUT THIS MUSIC IN HERE IS SO GOD DAMN LOUD
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>>3006611
WELL I ALWAYS TALK IN CAPS SO THIS IS NOTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY FOR ME

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE REST OF YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT THOUGH
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>>3006611
>NOT YELLING ALL THE TIME
WHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT BRONY?
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What kind of man builds a machine to kill a pone?
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>>3006244

Can you do anything other than fat fetish Ross? Would you like, just humor us for a single day and draw what we request the way we request it?

Just ONE DAY I want you do draw something we'd like. One day. Remember, we're your supposed "fans". You're supposed to entertain us. You can draw whatever you want, but it has to be appealing if you want people to look a it.
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>>3006619
>"what's going on here!?"
>camera pans around in a circle
>speeds up
>"where am I?!"
>see pig faces
>Twilight Zone
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>>3003449
I might ink this another time when I have the time, but here ya go
>>
by by
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>>3006631
>Everyone is impersonating loud anon
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>>3006629
WHAT MUSIC? ALL I HEAR IS MY CHILLAXIN POLICE MUSIC.
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>>3006631
i never talk in caps, so i guess it evens out
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>>3006623
Nice.
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>>3006649
silly me
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>>3006641
One who does not use his hands like a smart man, instead favoring a tool.

But just the same.
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>>3006623
RD sounds different, but by god FS sounds like the same VA simply speaking in russian. Love it when that happens.
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>>3006651
Has anon eaten their loch today?
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>>3006667
WHAT WAS HER NAME?
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>>3006665
Hnnnng!
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>>3006665
HOLY SHIT THAT'S CUTE

I HOPE YOU FINISH THAT SOMEDAY SOON
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>>3006623
Oh god my sides, I can't take it
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>>3006665
Wow that everything is heart warming.
I hope you do ink it.
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>>3006665
shit nigga thats kawaii
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>>3006665
Fucking floppy ears are the cutest thing
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>>3006646
I recommended Ross try a bodytype he rarely uses.

His response was that he does so "all the time."

I don't really know how to respond to that.
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>>3006665
Thats adorable. Everything in that image is.
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>>3006665
Huzzah. I'm so glad this request got picked up. Thank you very much.
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>>3006611

If anything I think Fluttershy should be the pony That stays away from pot.
It can't be healthy having panic attacks all the time.
She should stich to benzos.
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>>3006704
Well your first mistake was considering a response.
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would u a bree? http://breefaith.deviantart.com/art/MY-LITTLE-PONY-Say-Whhhhatt-302418590
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>>3006596
>cooler people
>at bronycon

what the fuck am i reading.
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>>3006720
>pot panic attacks

oh yeah

forgot about those
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>>3006623
Ivan scum! Mein kommandant I request National Socialist ponies!
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>>3006734
Fuck no. My ears are still ringing.
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>>3006746
>AM I FALLING OUT O THIS CHAIR?
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>>3006734
No
As a matter of principle No
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>>3006734
my ears wouldnt be able withstand such torments
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>>3006720

but pot doesn't give me panic attacks
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>>3006704
Just make fun of his shitty art like everyone else since he doesn't fucking improve. He's honestly pathetic and I looooooove that he can't prove me wrong.
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>>3006734
http://breefaith.deviantart.com/art/CATHERINE-Rapunzel-258005279

Dem tits
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>>3006720
You don't get panic attacks sitting at home on pot. In public or at a party sure but home alone no.
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>>3006766

He's MLPG's drawfag minstrel, he's nonthreatening and we all just laugh at his wacky antics.
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>>3006779
That outfit is incredibly flattering.
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>>3006763

But do you get panic attacks normally?
Pot just increases the likelyhood that someone will have a panic attack.
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>Aspirant writing Rarity for the VN

FUCK. YES.
I expect to see this at some point.
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>>3006779
i have put up with worse than an annoying voice for sex
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>>3006746
>Fluttershy tries Salvia with Pinkie.
>The walls become monsters and Pinky starts to dissolve into the wind.
>Fluttershy looks at her hoof.
>She is starting to dissolve the same way!
>Pinkie is watching her twitch on the ground, choking on her hit.
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>>3006734
only if there's duct tape available
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>>3006814
I expect to see some diaper scat
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>>3006789
>in public

only happened to me my first time

every time after that we did it operator as fuck. last time we had NVGs. too busy having fun to freak out.

>at home
aww yiss

>at parties

man for some reason I just can't get high at a party
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>>3005152

Where did you hear this?
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>>3006826
pls no
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>>3006812

oh. no. I don't ever.

I guess that explains it.

Shit, that sucks for people who get it.
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>>3006792
i find it kind of sad, he could draw stuff that looks good if he wanted, but instead does unfinished drawings of material people dont want with character designs that are more monster than man
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>>3006814
>"Do I need to punish you?"
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>>3006792
My favorite is when he tries and fails to draw a superior artists work and he fucking can't
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>>3006831
I try not to get high at parties because I tend to get really quiet. Plus girls usually don't wanna get high until the end of the night.
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>>3006814
Fuck year.

Now, if only Sophistication and Betrayal would update more often. Between that and Rarityquest, I'm turning waifufag for rarity awful fast.
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>>3006812
Does it really? I guess that's more reason to stay off pot
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>>3006789

I'm not super experienced going out to bars and parties while high, but the few i've gone to have been a blast.

I just like the adventure, man. It's like a quest
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>Error: Image resolution is too large.
http://derpiboo.ru/31827
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>>3006843
>dat light dom scene in Rariquest
That was fun.
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>>3005152
>Ross enters his livestream and starts ranting about how MS can't draw properly.
Oh man.
I can see it in my head.
And it is BEAUTIFUL!
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Teen Scootaloo when
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>>3006843

>domming Rarity
>not the other way around
Well ain't that cute... BUT IT'S WRONG!
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>>3006748
Mein Fuhrer I still require additional ponies.
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>>3006863
He is perma baned.
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>>3006843
Would you need rope or would that measuring tape still suit its purpose?

Then there needs to be a good kind of rope, then again Deafdefiler is never around when you need him.
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>>3006862

Many, many unfs were had. It was both hot and adorable. Just the way I like it.
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>Tell Ross he should try some more variety in breasts and bodies since he tends to just draw "standard pornstar bodies" most of the time
>He makes Pinkie's tits smaller
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>>3006862
I love light dom. The lighter and more nonchalant, the harder I get. She was doing it like it was a matter of course, like brushing her mane. I was hard enough to cut steel.
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>>3006861
I didn't realize that was a mirror until the 4th panel
I think I need some sleep now
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>>3006864
>>3006843
>Be 11
>Best friend is 16 at that time, I think
>I also used to play a lot with his sister who was, at that time, recently turning 15
>mfw I got asked by their family to stay with them in their campus house for a week
>mfw said sister and yours truly stay at said house playing in the pool, alone
>mfw we used to role play and she always commanded me to worship her feet and kiss her knees
>mfw I liked to be bossed around and do everything she commaned me to do
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>>3006766
>>3006792
I just want to see what he could do. I want to see him try different things.
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>>3006866
>implying she wouldnt want it both ways
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>>3006842
>>3006844

He's a real hoot
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>>3006890

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DON'T MEAN THINGS LIKE THAT
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>>3006876
That's why I can see it in my head.
In my head he has this super power that you can't ban him or some shit.
And his posts are all voiced by him.
Hes like some sort of Steven King horror.
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>>3006748
My nigga, you are not in that stream are you?
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>>3006889

keep going
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>>3006890
Well he can't because he's a piss poor 1st year college art student tier drawing his fetish. So make fun of him for being dogshit.
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>>3006890
I would do anything to have that Fluttershy sit on my face and fart
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>>3006890
Know what?

I don't care anymore.

I would slam that beast.
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Don't tease me, Metals. Where is it?
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>>3006831

>At party.
>High as fuck.
>Go out the front to piss.
>Police turn up.
>Go inside the get the house owner.
>Police want to talk to me.
>Say I was "running away".
>Yell at me for 20 minutes.
>Can only speak to say I was only drinking and smoking tobacco.
>They eventually leave me alone.
Fuck cops.
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>>3006861
>ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE LOVES MUFFINS AND IS CRAZY!
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>>3006871
if you're talking to me: i fail today, so i can't produce anything presentable. but i had an idea for picture quite a while ago that i might dig up again it shows celestia, luna and the mane six in interesting historically accurate outfits and a caption that says Jackboots are the new socks

This might be good drama fodder in the future
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I'm going to wait until this horse gets old to post scootafeel, I don't want to clog up a good horse with my walls of green.

I can't tell if it's good or not anymore, at least I'm happy with Applefeel
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>>3006925
UNF you and me both
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>>3006931
>get in car
>start it up
>dont have seatbelt on
>not even fucking moving
>get a ticket
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>>3006851

>Romance, Human

O-oh my...
>captcha: nsesserv heresy.
Oh fuck.
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>>3006932
That art is horrific.
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>>3006941
Just post it, you can only make the thread better.

Best case scenario the thread turns into waifushit and Broke gets inspired.
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>>3006932
this was slightly enjoyable even though there are many errors.
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>>3006953
Is not really good.
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>>3006953
It's good.
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>>3006088

Capped!
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>>3006966
>>3006967

But... huh?
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>>3006970
what WAS the get? not that I really care about gets, I'm just wondering if /v/ was able to snag it or not.
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>>3006980
Fucking bronies or something like that.
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>>3006646

Already tried, no one gave a shit, no point doing it because of that. We're in the other half of this show's lifespan anyway. The glass is full.
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>>3006985
eat shit
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>>3006932

Why is spike so fat?
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>>3006960
okay, give me a sec to sober myself up and queue 'em
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>>3006985
So youre going to just post shit we hate and refuse to improve even after the show dies

great thinking there

wish I was half as retarded as you
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>>3006985
>no one gave a shit
But nobody gives a shit about your art, period, yet you still draw.
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CHALLENGE TO ROSS.

Draw Guts. You don't draw muscular males. Try something outside of your comfort zone. You can do whatever you want. And I mean whatever you want. Just draw him as a muscular male. Not as some fatty. You can make him cartoony, or in your style, or whatever. I can provide any reference pics you want.

Just step outside of your comfort zone. You can even have him interact with your Pinkie if you want. We're here to help you.
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>>3006985
EVERY TIME YOU A DRAW A PONY, WE HEAP PRAISE UPON YOU

EVERY TIME YOU DRAW SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, CHANCES ARE WE LIKE IT

WHAT DO YOU WANT?????????????????????????????????????
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>>3006980
fuck bronies
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>>3007003

That's not true. People get mad at his art. To some people, any kind of attention is good.
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>>3007004
somebody switch those faces please
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>>3007004
>Interact with Pinkie.
It better be gory as fuck too.
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>>3006975
Just read it. Some like it, some don't. I fucking love it. Cashmere is a riot. Recent chapters seem a bit wish-fulfilmenty, and there's a bit too much fluttershy going on (hope that arc ends soon and she gets out on her own, I mean really) but overall I like it.
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>>3007004

>you don't draw muscular males

What the fuck ever
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>"But Miss Cheerilee, there has to be something else I can do!"
>It's the end of class, and your lateness this morning hadn't gone unnoticed as you'd hoped
>"I'm sorry, but this is your third late this month! You have to stay after for detention."
>"Miss Cheerilee, I don't do detention; I'm on the honor roll for pete's sake!"
>She stacks her papers with a decisive clack. "Well it looks like you do today, hmm? Just think of it as a study hall!"
>Grumbling, you make your way to a seat at the back of the class, a far cry from your usual front row seat
>You're just about to start in on your work when you hear a "Psssst!" from the desk next to yours
>You're greeted by a girl with purple hair that clashes loudly with her orange hoodie; the fabric is torn and stained, her jeans not in much better condition
>Her skin is a light tan, maybe ethnic, maybe just sun-gained, and she breaks into a toothy smile as she gives you the same once-over you're giving her
>"Ya got any gum?" Speechless, you shake your head and get an exaggerated eye roll in return
>"Jeez, you goody-goody types are never prepared." You're a goody-goody?
>"Hey, would a goody-goody be in detention right now?"She snorts quietly and looks back to the paper on her desk
>"A goody-goody gets it once and doesn't come back; this is the first time I've seen you here." You open your mouth to respond, but she's already a step ahead of you
>"And I'm always here, so don't try that 'You missed me stuff."
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>>3006925
>I would slam that beast.

That's the thing. Even that art works at sort of making us attracted to it. Ross can't even do that. So it's not just a fattie thing. That Fattie-Anthro-shy is just as fat as his Pinkie.
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>>3006985
>So I'll just do the same old shit

Pathetic. At least you acknowledge you're inferior to everyone else.
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>>3006985
If you're referring to that Celestia that you drew "both ways" that doesn't really qualify.

>>3007004
I'll second this. Buff isn't something I've seen from you but I would be interested in seeing how you pull it off.

We're really not all against you. Let's all try to be less antagonistic here.
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>>3007025
It begins.
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>>3007024
2/10 that's pretty fucking bad
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>>3007020
Cashmere was a bit hit-and-miss for me.
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>>3007025
>The rest of detention drags on, and you don't get half as much work done as you should; you keep looking over at the girl in the seat next to you
>She's drawing what looks like a suspension bracket for a small bike; her calculations for spring resistance are immaculate, and you start to ask why she doesn't have better grades but instead find a more important question
>"What's your name?"
>She seems surprised by the question, but that surprise quickly shifts into a smile that's almost a sneer
>"I'm Scootaloo, but my friends call me Scoots." She taps her pencil against her chin. "So you can call me Scootaloo."

>Ouch
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>>3007020

>wish-fulfilmenty

When the premise is human loves pony, I don't expect anything but wish-fulfillment. Maybe I'll check out at some point but I'm not big on reading fanfiction.
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>>3007030
>giving him a chance to do anything of worth
>after a year of shitty vomit doodles

Protip: He's not very good at anything but caricatures. Stop expecting him to get better. Ross isn't no SB.
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>>3007040
>that retort
What a bitch. Time for the >rape
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>>3007050
>isn't no
so he is?
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>caring about ross or what he draws
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>>3007040
>but my friends call me Scoots." She taps her pencil against her chin. "So you can call me Scootaloo."

Bahaha.
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>>3007036

You can't just say it's bad and leave it at that. Point out the errors in Rover's anatomy. I had this double checked on #/ic/ by people who draw way better than I do, and corrections were made to get what you see here. The only areas of concern are his legs (mixing dog leg muscle with human) and his forearms, and that's because Diamond Dog arms are huge.
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>>3007040
>Detention ends, and you swiftly nab your backpack from under your desk and start towards the door, glad to be out of delinquency
>"Hey nerd, wait up!" The name-calling gets your attention, and you turn to face Scootaloo; a smile lights up her face, seemingly pleased at your confirmatory gesture
>"Ha! I knew you were a geek." You silently curse yourself for responding to the moniker, and turn to leave again
>"Didn't I tell you to wait up? Look, I was going to ask if you wanna ride." Surely you misheard her.
>"I, uh, w-well..." She punches your arm and you lamely utter a quiet "Ow."
>"No you spaz! I meant a ride! You know, a lift, a mode of transportation?" The eye roll is back again. "Man you're an awkward one. Come on."
>No arguments there
>Following her to the bike rack, you see her grab a scooter off the wall; it's clearly custom built, with an outsized motor and a seat that's peeled and chipping
>She straddles it and kickstarts the engine with practiced ease
>Giving the engine a heavy rev, she gives you that same dangerous, toothy smile from earlier
>"Hop on nerdboy; maybe you'll learn loosen up a little."
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>>3007044
I don't read 'fanfiction' at all, but I check the clopsort nightly.

It's not so much reader wish fulfillment, as it's mostly in third person and the character is quite obviously not based on the average reader (interestingly enough, it's written so that the protagonist's name is NEVER said, and you really wouldn't notice unless you were told), but it kinda feels like the author got a little bit ahead of himself with the whole 'slate' arc.

I preffered it when it was just anon and rarity, but I'm interested in seeing where the whole fluttershy thing goes.
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>>3007087

>replying to people who are obviously not going to give constructive criticism
>>
Can someone explain to me what motivation feels like?
I've tried to do a lot of things. Editing, 3d design and animation, drawing, and music production. And I can get really into it for a few weeks; spending hours a day messing around, reading tutorials, learning shit. But once I get past the "learning" phase and into the "refinement" phase, I instantly and immediately don't want to do it any more. I get to the stage where I know just enough to complete a project and look at how bad an amateur it is, and this feeling just always kills me.
What do you people do to see your terrible first shot and say "This is godawful. I want to spend even more time doing this"
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>>3007087
All you're getting is a 2 out of fucking 10, that's honestly piss poor, but what can I fucking expect at this point when you actively refuse to do anything but doodle your fetish.
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>>3007027

>Anything that isn't realism is shit
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>>3007090
>all that spaghetti
I can't insert myself into this story at all.
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>>3007090
>scooter

yeah, it is scootaloo, but the way you write her she'd have a bycicle with a chainsaw motor mounted where the pedals go

which I would totally do if it wasnt for the fact I have a car.
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>>3007101

Oh, it said second person in the description. Anyway, I don't mind wish-fulfillment so it's all good.
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>>3007090
Fun fact: a geek is the person who bites the heads off of chickens at carnivals.
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>>3007090
>You slowly swing your leg over the scooter and lean back, trying not to make things even more awkward
>Suddenly Scootaloo casts a frustrated glance in your direction
>"You're going to have to hold on." You reach towards her, and hesitate for a moment
>Scootaloo grabs your hands and pulls you close against her, wrapping your hands around her waist before taking off like a bat out of hell
>The scooter throbs like a thousand timed drums beneath you, the heat from the engine on your legs second in your mind to the feeling of Scootaloo's body against yours
>The world is a blur, and Scootaloo is the only solid thing left; her smile is ferocious and infectious, her eyes alive and full of fire
>You hit a bump and press into her back, your cheek to her shoulderblade and your hips...
>'Oh no, please don't get a boner pleasepleasepleaseplease.'
>Almost as soon as the thought hits you Scootaloo goes into a racing stance, her legs loosely elevating her, her body like coiled spring
>Unfortunately that puts her butt against your crotch, and with every loose stone and small divet she bounces back against you
>You close your eyes and think of boring things, gross things, anything but the girl piloting the death contraption you're currently on, the girl who's body is so close to yours, grinding against you...
>Your eyes snap open just in time to catch Scootaloo looking over her shoulder, a blush heavy on her cheeks and her eyes somehow brighter than before, and it hits you that this girl is completely twisted

>And then all the air crushes out of your lungs as she comes to a screeching halt
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>>3006932
Oh god, that Twilight face in the 4th panel. It's like something you'd see in one of those images where they mirror someone's face.
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>>3007102
>implying he EVER takes constructive criticism

And if he does it sure as shit doesn't show. Besides, if he needs our criticism to figure out what to improve then he's a hack.

My advice is always get bent. I gave up on him.

You can't fix stupid.
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>>3007124
I don't really remember, actually. It's been a while since the last update. It might actually be second person. On second though, I think it is.

Still, it's a decent read nonetheless.
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Hey Ross, I'm wondering, how much do you study? What do you study? I'm honestly curious.

<- Study by me so I don't seem like someone who'll just ask to see something and not show my own.
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>>3007113

The guy said to draw a muscular male. I drew a muscular male. Whether you hate fatty Pinkie in that picture is irrelevant.
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>>3007117
Dude, you aren't even on full spaghetti yet
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>>3007110

No sir I can't because that's exactly what happens to me. It's not a good feel when you're 25 years old and you still don't have any idea what you want to do with your life.
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>>3007154
what can I fucking expect at this point when you actively refuse to do anything but doodle your fetish.

2/10
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>>3007154
that was way too fast

put some effort into it
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>>3007024

So you're chickening out of the challenge Ross? For shame. Afraid that you can't do anything close to Miura?
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>>3007133
>You haven't been paying much attention to your surroundings, and you have to admit that you have no idea where you are
>Scootaloo dismounts and walks her way over to a massive tree, one you notice is adorned with a small treehouse
>The omnipresent smirk is still playing around her lips as she heads over to the treehouse, beconing loosely for you to follow
>You dismount and re-adjust your jeans as surripticiously as you can, when a sudden buzzing in your pocket gets your attention
>2 missed calls and 12 texts, all from your mother; asking about your day, telling you about summer camps, miss you, spaghetti for dinner, where are you, please respond, hope you're okay
>Your brain goes into spin mode, and you quickly fire off a text telling her that you're staying the night at a friends house who's into engineering
>You hope she falls for the suggestion as you slip the phone back into your pocket and head over to the treehouse
>Climbing up, you step lightly as the aging wood sags under your feet and make your way in through the tiny door
>The treehouse is an ecclectic mess; a lava lamp runs off in the corner, bathing the room in a tangerine light; a nylon blanket lies in a crumpled heap by the wall, a littering of energybar wrappers festooning the corner
>"Well this, is, uh..."
>Scootaloo kicks back against the wall, unzipping her hoodie and revealing a smudgy wifebeater underneath
>"Yeah, I know, it's pretty amazing." She says, reaching into a whole where a floorboard has torn away and coming up with a can of hard cider
>"Catch." She tosses the can to you and you desperately try not to fumble it as she drags one up for herself. "You do drink, right?"
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>>3007027
There's more going on with Fattyshy that makes it more broadly appealing. She's got the soft frame, the plump ass, the big tits in the tight bra, and the cameltoe. You don't have to like the whole picture to find any one of these elements attractive.

Ross's fatties are just more niche. It's mostly just belly and ass.
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>>3005688
I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD
(\
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>>3007159
I understand the emotions you are currently having, bro.
I just tell myself I'm probably going to die before 35 so why bother with anything?
I'm over the hill
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>>3007155
All I can see coming from this is that she gets her jollies on and kicks you off to walk the rest of the way back and all you have is soiled breeches and a crushed soul.

She wasn't even going anywhere near where you lived, but you were too spaghetti to tell her so.
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>>3007181
>"You do drink, right?"

Constantly.
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>>3007181
> "You do drink, right?"
Like my liver owed me money.
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>>3007209
I just realized I was sipping a beer as I clicked submit. Why I found that amusing I have no idea.
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>>3007201
I wouldn't mind being used by Scootaloo.
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>>3007169
Funny story

He chickens out of challenges that he makes to himself.
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>>3007087

Honestly? Rover looks pretty intimidating and scary. He's some very intimidating guy that probably likes to rape. Speaking of Berserk, he reminds me of Wyuld actually.
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>RagingSemi released Lunch
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>>3007181
as of tonight I guess
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>>3007181
>"Sure I do." You pop the tab and go for it, downing two gulps of the warm and bitter liquid in quick sucession as Scootaloo tips her can at you with a hint admiration
>"Come on, you can do better than that." She takes two gulps as well, and evens it up between the two of you. "Ya gotta go fast!"
>She tilts her head back and starts chugging, emptying the can in a matter of seconds and then crushing the can against her head with a soft crunch
>You might be out of your league here
>You follow suit, downing the can of cider as fast as you can without choking or spluttering, and then smack the can against your head with a soft thunk; the can crumples just barely
>Scootaloo busts up laughing as you hold your head and curse, getting up and moving over to the nylon in the corner, picking it up and unfurling it to reveal a purple sleeping bag

>Wait; does she live here?
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>>3007235
>>RagingSemi released Lunch
YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING
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>>3007244

CHECK CLOPSORT I'D NEVER LIE ABOUT THAT
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>>3007244
He did.
And I am horrified to even click it.
I mean...
Foodponies man.
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>>3007244
HE DID

OH GOD YES HE DID
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>>3007239
>Wait; does she live here?
Much to the grumbling of Applejack.
Fucking squatter.
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>>3007260
What about em

we came up with it didnt we
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>>3007229
>He chickens out of challenges that he makes to himself.

Such as? I'm curious.
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>>3007235
oh boy! i love fanfics! it is the only reason i live anymore.
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>>3007181
Like a fish.
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>>3007151

Most of my studying isn't the academic sort. I do caricatures to keep finding new proportions and shapes and then seeing if I can play with those and apply them to new characters. It's funny because people say that my work isn't realistic enough or that no one in real life looks close to a character I've drawn, only for my direct inspiration to be from someone who just so happened to not fit in with the rules of proportion.

The other thing I study is 1930s-40s cartoons, where I basically reconstruct poses to learn about line of action, silhouettes, and most importantly, staying loose. I go frame by frame and see characters stretch and distort in ways that are practically banned today, so I strive to draw more for energy's sake. I like being loose, anything from Disney, DC/Marvel house styles, etc feels too tight and confining.
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>The sequel to Breakfast, a human male anon (2nd person perspective) enjoys another food pony orgy. This time with a barbecue theme.

It makes me laugh how you guys get so excited over something like this. Never change.
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>>3007275
for that matter where does she get canned alcohol

i doubt AJ has a factory and RD, while mostly an idiot, doesnt seem to be the type to buy children things like hard cider.
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>>3007239
Metals, wait, you better not make me sperglord here

I feel it
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>>3007239
>"Scootaloo, are you- do you live here?"
>"Yeah!" she chuckles, "Isn't it great?"
>"Well..." You look around at the soggy wood, the cramped space, and the dirt streaked girl with the musty sleeping bag. "No. It's not."
>Her jaw drops, and you continue; "And I don't understand either, what about your parents?"
>Scootaloo glares at you and crosses her arms. "Don't need 'em."
>You don't say how ridiculous that is, instead coming up with "Well what about your friends?"
>"I'm not going to burden them with my shit, my problems are my problems. Quit being such a buzzkill you dork." She reaches down and grabs another can of cider, popping the top and quaffing half of it with gusto
>"I don't need people to look after me." You both sit in silence for a moment, and then you ask her a question before it can even register with you
>"Don't need, or don't have?"

>Scootaloo's face looks stunned for an instant
>And slowly, silently, she closes her eyes and starts to sob
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Most of the other food ponies are here already, and they’re out back. There’s only one more that you’re waiting for, and you hope it’s her ringing the bell now. You swing open the door, and you’re glad to see that it is. She’s your favorite of them all.
“Hiya, handsome,” she smiles up at you.
“Hey there, sweet stuff,” you tell Coke Pony.
>Coke Pony

MY BONER IS THE BONER THAT WILL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS
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>>3007299
She probably steals it.
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>>3007294
Those caricatures look nothing like the originals.

I'm not even bandwagoning here when I say that the only thing you ever do is shit.
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>>3007294
what the hell is with the circles?

Lose them. Immediately.
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>>3007310
oh fuck

We done do'd it
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>>3007280
>I can REDO this picture of Fluttershy but better!
>tries to make an attempt at it
>ugly, noodle fluttershy
>its not even in the same pose
>instead of drawing a tiger in the same cartoony pose as his 'style' he just redraws the fucking tiger because he can't
>slaps a WIP tag on thinks that he accomplished something

We all had a good laugh
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>>3007310
Way to go, Protagonist. You made her cry. Totally beefed it.
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>>3007295
It's been ages since he's done anything, that's why. We thought he'd up and forgot about it.
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>>3007310
...Oops.
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>>3007294
Caricatures do make fun of people by bringing out their features, but your drawings just feel malicious towards them.
The face on the far right lost all of the feeling that the photo seemed to have.
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>>3007310
Oh, my.
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>>3007310
Wow

for a moment I thought this one was a bit lacking

you have my >feels now

that was awfully perceptive for a guy like us
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>>3007294
>trying and failing to mimic an outdated cartoonist style and applying it to fetish anthro porn

LOL
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>>3007310
>crying Scootaloo
My body is ready
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>>3007312
>He visited long enough to take her away.
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>>3007310
>This is your fault
>You stand there and look on as Scootaloo sobs, her cider can slipping from her grasp as she covers her face
>"Scootaloo, I... I'm sorry."
>She waves a hand in front of her face, trying to regain her composure. "No, I'm the sorry one."
>Your turn to be stunned. "What? Scootaloo, that's crazy, I'm th-"
>"No, just listen to me here!" She clears her throat. "I just, I push people. I push people away from me because I don't want to drag them down." She reaches over and grabs her cider again, downing the dregs and wiping her tears away. "I'm going nowhere. I shouldn't keep people there with me."
>You blurt the first thing on your mind, since you're pretty sure this won't get worse. "Scootaloo, that's crazy too. Your friends love you, and you don't drag them down; you lift them up, all the time. And me..."
>You mull over everything that's happened today as Scoots lets out a small hiccup. "You've brought me in a new direction, one that I didn't even know existed. You're exciting, and cool, and fiercely independant."
>You smile and reach your hand out to her. "Sometimes too independant for your own good. Come on."
>Scootaloo grabs your hand and lets you pull her up, when she suddenly stumbles into you by accident
>You feel her hot breath on your ear, and she whispers to you in a raspy tone "If you tell anyone I cried I'll pop your head under the tires of my scooter like a balloon."

>Okay, so not by accident
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>>3007312
...There better not be any more of ours in there...
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>>3007329

Do you have the pic? I'd love to see them.
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I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

How do I do it? How do I become NEET?
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>>3007367
I'm sure he'll post his failure of an attempt any second now for us.
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>>3007360
You know I thought this was going in a sexual direction for a moment

you know, AFTER we cheer her up.

...We're not dumb enough to take her to our place while she's drunk are we?
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>>3007360
Put her in an arm bar
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>>3007373
Save up money, move in with your parents, leech off them for the rest of your life

Alternatively get autismbux from the government
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>>3007351

Have you forgotten? Ross is an artist. He just happens to work in the genre of obesse human My Little Pony characters. But otherwise he's a very serious artist who takes his craft seriously.

Seriously, I have no idea why, but fans of 30-40's animation are so elitist and take themselves so seriously. John K. is another example.
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>>3007380
Yeah, gonna take her to our place...
SO SHE CAN MEET OUR MOTHER
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>>3007360
>You walk out to her scooter, Scootaloo asking you where you're going and what about all her stuff and oh, here
>She tosses you the keys, and you look up at her in panic
>"Don't give me that face, I don't want to drive right now. And anyway, I thought you told me to trust you. Doesn't get much more trusting than letting you drive my scooter."
>You think you understand, and Scootaloo hops onto the back of the scooter; she eyes you with a weariness that makes your soul ache, but there's something else there
>She really does trust you, she's giving in and letting you of all people, the nerd who she flicked erasers at and let do all the work on projects in class, you are the one she finally lets help her
>And goddammit you're going to man the fuck up and do this, even though your idea is insane and silly and may get you in deep shit
>You hop on the front of the scooter and kickstart it right on the first try, smiling at the surprised "Huh." she lets slip
>You have some errands to run, and Scootaloo holds onto you tenaciously as you navigate your way around town with more agility and finesse than you thought you possessed

>You hit the bank and make a withdrawl from your emergency account
>Stopping in at the store, you grab two cup-of-soups and a gallon of water
>And finally, you stop in at your house
>Sneaking in through the window to your room, you grab a fistfull of whatever clothes are in your top drawer and get out of there, hopping back on the scooter and peeling off to your destination
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>>3007294
>This is about the same as my current attempts at drawing human faces.

Ross, this sucks. It sucks so much, i don't even dare show it to people when i do it.
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>>3007169
>Afraid that you can't do anything close to Miura?

You damn well know he can't.
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>>3007403
You wouldn't take Scoots home to meet your parents?
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>>3007403
>2 missed calls and 12 texts, all from your mother; asking about your day, telling you about summer camps, miss you, spaghetti for dinner, where are you, please respond, hope you're okay

>Spaghetti for dinner
>Please respond

I almost missed that
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>>3007294
You bring up that you like doing caricatures mostly, do you study any caricature artists and how they use their media?
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>>3007394
If he takes his art soooo seriously why doesn't he improve? The guy lambasts people better than him all the time.
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>>3007408
I can only imagine you're driving this tiny ass clown scooter and you look like those clowns on those tiny ass bicycles. That's all I can see here. A 6' 0" man driving a tiny scooter with a pony on his back.
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>>3007294
I dunno I guess I can understand but I see a lot of very loose, cartoony styles with clear roots in traditional animation that just seem more solid and aesthetically appealing to me.

I don't really understand the Disney hate especially. Even Fleischer took a few cues from their animators.
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>>3007351

It's not outdated in the least. The forms were more simple than what you'd see today because back then, animators, people even younger than me, were dropping out of high school and practically coming off the street to learn. That explains all the circular, noodly forms at first. Later on, things got more complex. Simple? Sure. Outdated? For exploiting its strengths and doing what they do best? It's better than animation attempting to imitate live-action, ie- Young Justice
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You know. That's the one thing good about all of this eventually petering out. Won't have to deal with Ross anymore.

Bright side of life and all that.
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>>3007429

>A 6' 0" man driving a tiny scooter with a pony on his back.

That sounds fucking hilarious.
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>>3007408
>grab a fistful of clothes
>fistful of clothes

>no bug-out-bag
>no SHTF stash

IMMERSION LOST
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>>3007408
>"Welcome to the Willow Inn, how may I help you?"
>You smile at the consierge while Scootaloo hisses a soft "What the hell are you doing?" in your ear
>"Yes, I'd like a room for two." The consierge gives you a slightly unnerving smile, and both you and Scootaloo immediately start saying that it's not like that
>She hands you your key card, and you nab it and quickly head off, a sing-songy "Enjoy your niiiight!" echoing after you
>Scootaloo tugs hard on your arm like she's trying to yank it out of the socket
>"What the fuck is this, you think I'm, I'm-"
>"Scootaloo, my mom doesn't even like me having female friends; she's... protective. Considering that, and the fact that you've been staying in a dilapidated tree shack, I saw this as the best option. Now hold this gallon of water while I get the door."
>You ignore the small snort of laughter that comes from Scootaloo, and get the door open to the hotel room
>Everything is pristine in the usual hotel sense; the room is spotless, the white fluffy towels hang from spotless steel rods in what is an oddly doorless bathroom, the bed...

>One bed. Hmph.
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>>3007424

He wants to improve, but only "his way". He's super stubborn.
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>>3007444
Then how come when you do its so fucking shitty?
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>>3007452
Someone draw this immediately.

We also need a pretty princess who is also a pretty pony princess WITH HUGE ARMS.
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>tfw slowly getting good at art while Ross does nothing to improve
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>>3007444
>It's better than animation attempting to imitate live-action, ie- Young Justice

True but that ain't saying much.
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>>3007469
Muscle Princess?
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>>3007461
I'd like to give that concierge the highest of fives.
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>tfw making mixed drinks and actually measure out the shot for once

Jeuss chirst 've been seriously overestimating


seriously though, why we talking about ross again?
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>>3007452
We're in high-school in there >feels.

So a 5'6" kid.
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>>3007461
> the room is spotless,
Thank god we don't have a UV light.
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>>3007473
>tfw you're total shit and people still like your garbage better than Ross's
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>>3007486
fun to laugh at the fat kid
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>>3007473
>tfw all his bullshit doesn't change that I'm already better at art than he is
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>>3007432
>I dunno I guess I can understand but I see a lot of very loose, cartoony styles with clear roots in traditional animation that just seem more solid and aesthetically appealing to me.

Because those are better artists than Ross. Simple as that.
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>>3007461
This is getting more and more interesting.
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>>3007473
He's already the best. What's left to improve on?
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>>3007487
I was 5'1" and adorable. my shirt sleeves always went past my hands and my hair went past my chin, but was all the same length. including the bangs. adorable. Course that was before I got acne as hell and my face turned all stretched.
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>>3007490
That's because you're at least trying. The intent is also weighed in what comes out.
Ross literally hates us. Why he doesn't just scarper off to Gumball Generals AT Generals, I'll never know.
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>>3007509
I was a greasy loner with long hair and wore the same clothes every day.
With horrible acne.
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>>3007444
You make it sound like those are the only two choices. Realism or noodle limbs.
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>>3007509
Aaand nowadays i'm 6'2" and gangly like someone three years younger than me.
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>>3007480
Something from gravity falls.
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>>3007473
>tfw by not drawing at all I'm objectively superior to Ross
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>>3007461
>The two of you quietly settle in, the water placed in the small fridge and the loose pile of clothes now scattered across the bed
>Suddenly Scootaloo clears her throat, and you look over to where she's taken a sidelong seat in a chair, her legs dangling over one of it's arms as she arches her back across the other
>"I'm, uh..." She keenly inspects her fingernails, a slight blush kreeping into her cheeks. "I'm going to go take a shower. It's... been a while."
>You rub your neck, and this time it's your turn to blush. "Cool, uh, you can borrow some of my clothes. They won't be a perfect fit, but they'll do for now."
>The silence resumes, and Scootaloo stands up to head towards the bathroom; stepping inside, she looks at you and then at the bafflingly open door-frame
>With a quick inspection you find a sliding glass door set into the side, and Scootaloo gives you an almost grateful smile as you slide it closed
>The glass is frosted, but you can still see her sillhouette as she strips, the orange hood crumpling to the ground as her skinny arms reach for the hem of her white tanktop-
>'Oh god don't be a creep Anon.' You grab the ice bucket and quickly depart from the room, just as the soft hiss of a shower kicks on
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>>3007518
That sounds disgusting and horrible
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>Rose drew a diamond dog raping Rarity
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>>3007509

I was a stocky 5'9 linebacker with a buzz cut and wide-rimmed glasses.

I was pretty normal looking until I took off my glasses, then I looked downright scary.
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Can someone make all of these bookmarks out? Anything incriminating?
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/INFLATABLE-VBS-PONY-2010-New-In-Bag-HTF-BLOWUP-HORSE-ALMOST-5-FEET-TALL-/300
737228912?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item460555f070
NO BONER NO
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>>3007541
imagine BEING that person though
its horrible
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>>3006647
9/10

Would look for my shit again.
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>>3007544
Dawwwww~
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>>3007509
>MFW I was 5'8" as a freshmen, had glasses and Weird Al hair and wore a knockoff army jacket
I am now 6'2", nicely trimmed hair, and well-managed facial har of a short, uniform length confined to the front of the chin, and much more sensible dress. If only I'd wisened up rather than stupidly defening my 'individuality', I could have been much more socially accepted. Instead, I was the mad scientist that hung out with a crazy fucking dutch bastard that looked like Columbine Part Deux waiting to happen.
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>>3007547
I met MS at bronycon

He's a totally chill guy
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>>3007432

I hate Disney's house style because it's a collection of principles created for the sole purpose of mathematical perfection to maximize appeal. Disney and WB's cartoons were most popular, audiences became ingrained with visual info as to what is and isn't "appealing", it's been carrying on to this day. Anything not Disney or some other popular, borrowed, long-standing set of symbols evokes a negative reaction. Like when Mike Mignola's work first came out. Now that his art's gone along with praised stories and he's been around for a decade, people accept the style and anything similar to it.

Generally, I hate formula and do everything to make everyone look different. To have some balls and use the guaranteed "cute" or "beautiful" proportions. To have the characters not simply be china dolls and instead malleable for distortions and visceral emotions.

I'm not saying I do better than Disney or most, but I have a goal in mind and I will fight to realize it. Which is not to do the same old same old.
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>>3007547
>askfutashy

Nothing I notice
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>>3007530
>Out in the hall, you take a moment to steady your thoughts and begin to trek your way down to the ice machine
>"It's cool." You tell yourself. "She's a girl who you're helping out and taking to a hotel to spend the night. That's normal, right?"
>ka-chung
>As you stand and fill the ice bucket, you feel a familiar buzz in your pocket; pulling out your phone, you see that it's your mom calling you
>Silently, you stare at the phone until the ringing stops, the banner now reading that you have 23 missed texts and 8 missed calls
>But all those calls and texts and ties back to your mom feel kind of far away here; so much has changed in the past few hours
>But what about you anon, have you changed?


>'Yeah.' The word echos in your head as you flip your phone over and rip out the battery
>'I think I have.'
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>>3007548
Is it for fucking?
I actually can't tell
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>>3007573
>I'm not saying I do better than Disney or most, but I have a goal in mind and I will fight to realize it. Which is not to do the same old same old.

You've done shit doodles for since you first started posting here and gone nowhere while everyone else has been getting better than you.

The only

The only fucking thing you've been fighting is the 4chanX filter.

Coward.
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>>3007588

Don't let me down, metals.
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Would you brone a pone?
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>>3004819
> fun
AND
> horses
You know this can only mean > rape, right?
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>>3007562
>I was the mad scientist that hung out with a crazy fucking dutch bastard that looked like Columbine Part Deux waiting to happen.
That sounds more fun that
>socially accepted face-in-the-crowd "normal" kid
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>>3007530
>sneak in
>grab hoodie
>mission accomplished
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>>3007588
>You walk back to the room with your pail of ice in hand, swinging the door wide and feeling freer than you have in your whole life
>Setting the ice down, you go to clear off the bed before realizing that the clothes you had on it before are moved, the majority piled high in the chair Scootaloo occupied earlier
>The soft rasp of finished wood on glass catches your ear, and you turn just in time to see Scootaloo stepping out from a cloud of steam
>Her hair is still wet, and it hangs down in her face instead of in it's usual bed-head style
>Your mathletes shirt clings to her loosely, her small breasts barely defined beneath the worn cotton
>A pair of boxer-briefs completes the ensemble, her long brown legs almost sculpted in their thin musculature
>"Want a picture?" She smirks, and it seems that the snarky and sharp Scootaloo is back in play
>You step towards her, your head light but your heart determined to just go for it and tell her what you feel
>"Look Scootaloo, I have something to say to you." Suddenly her hands are on your shoulders and her chest is pressed to yours and your lips meet
>She's very much in control as she kisses you, her lips parting just a little as your hand falls to the small of her back, trying to pull her very essence into your soul
>She breaks the kiss, shaking the wet hair from her eyes as the two of you stand in your embrace, the air tense and expectant
>"Please. My friends call me Scoots."
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>>3007562
5'8" that guy who slinked around with the stoners.
Got into the weight classes when I got the chance, went through two years of football.
Same size now, but all the weight classes helped my lanky ass bulk up.
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>>3007612
>not grabbing panties as well
>not cumming in all her clothing
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>>3007544
>made me look
that's not rape
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>>3007610
I have always been under the unfortunate impression the Columbine shooters were cooler people to hang out with than the Christian martyr douchebags they killed.

I am in no way playing coy or ironic.
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>>3007607
Looks like I'm in the all clear from behind.
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I can't put my finger on it, but I find MS's porn just not sexy. Not revolting or ugly. It's just so tame and neutral to me.
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>>3007596
no it's not
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>>3007628
>I have always been under the unfortunate impression the Columbine shooters were cooler people to hang out with than the Christian martyr douchebags they killed.

But they weren't. They were really awful, weak people.
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>>3007627
What do you call it, then?
It's clearly against her will.
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>>3007617

I dig it
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>>3007509
>5'8 theater kid

cool as fuck, yo
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>>3007645
>I am standing here.
>Against your will!
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>>3007635

He should draw more like Ross. With the stabilizer set to 7 so that the program can hold your hand. All real artists had somebody to hold their hand when they were drawing.

In the next version of Paint Tool SAI the stabilizer goes up to 10 and does lines for you. I know I will use it. Everybody else should.
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>>3007659
I've already contacted my lawyers.
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>>3007651

>Theatre kids

Fuck you tryhard bastards, I could act better than you if even I got brain damage while texting and driving.

>That feel when TV Production kid
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>>3007659
>>3007607
He's closer than 1.5'
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>>3007662
But the stabilizer goes up to S-7
which is like
10x7
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>>3007617
>The two of you fall back onto the bed together, your arms easily supporting her light frame as she bears down on you with soft kisses
>Your hands run along her back, the familiar feeling of your cotton shirt suddenly exotic and exciting as you caress her spine
>Scootaloo refuses to let you outpace her, her hand sliding across your chest as she kisses your cheek, your ear, your neck
>"Scootaloo, what-" She cuts you off with another hard kiss, taking advantage of the moment to deftly slide her tongue against the roof of your mouth
>"I trusted you." She says, her voice low. "Now I want you to trust me."
>She straddles your waist, disengaging your hands from her back and guiding them with trembling fingers to her chest
>You feel hot, like your entire body is full of steam as you cup her tiny breasts with your palm, Scoots biting her lip as you slide the soft fabric across her sensitive flesh
>You're both breathing hard in spite of your stillness, and you begin to gently rub your thumbs across her hardening nipples in small circles
>"Ah!" Scootaloo gasps and moans more with each passing moment, grinding her hips back and forth as she leans further into your hands
>Now it's your turn to pant and moan as she bears down on your hardening cock and you respond in kind, gently kneading her pert breasts and eliciting a squeal from Scoots
>Suddenly you feel a strong set of hands at your jeans, her eyes narrowing as she gently pops the button and moves towards the zipper
>And there her hands meet yours again

>"Scootaloo, wait."
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>>3007644
Right up until they killed everyone, I'd still handle their dumb gamer shooting-cat antics better than Cindy McJesuscunt and Joe that Guy you Kind of Remember from High School, Hi Joe.
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>>3007573
It just seems like you have some kind of metaphysical problem with the entire concept of aesthetics.

It's not strictly a matter of appeal but simply visual interest. Animators stress straights against curves to create variety in shape. Noodles can only ever be noodles because they're always parallel lines.

Do you also reject the rule of thirds? Silhouette? Color theory? Which aesthetic rules specifically are you against and why?
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So, what did my fellow Murrikans of MLPG do for Independence day today?
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>>3007610
yeah, but my social circle never exceeded 12 at any time and it was fucking terrible. Sure, we did some neat shit (I beat the FUCK out of EVERYONE in our engineering class. "How did anon fit *two of everything* on his robot? There aren't enough pins for that!"), but the few tastes of normalcy I got in late junior and senior years (a few conversations with parts of the 'more social crowds, some breif recognition by peers) made me realize a year or two later all that I had missed and all the opportunities I had squandered back in high school.

If I had a chance to turn back time and go right back to my first day of my freshmen year and start it all over, going through every single day all over again, you bet your fucking ass I would do it. I'd cut my hair, buy new clothes, get a part-time job and DO MY FUCKING HOMEWORK. Who knows? I might even have gotten a girlfriend. Unfortunately, time travel is a complete lunacy. It will never happen, I can't go back and redo it all. I'll never get that chance. And I will have to live with all the chances I wasted, all the time I squandered.

Hopefully college will be different.
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>>3007695
vidya / masturbation
same as every day
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>>3007680
>"Scootaloo, wait."
SHUT THE FUCK AND LET HER FUCK YOU YOU NECKBEARD
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>>3007695
I tried to kill myself
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>>3007680
>don't think of your mom, anon
>don't think of your mom, anon
>don't think of your mom, anon
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>>3007680
there better be a good reason for this self-imposed pussy embargo
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>>3007714
Virgin pls go
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>>3007662
I keep my stabilizer on 7.

Not S-7, just regular 7. I'm trying to turn it down lower gradually. Last time I saw Rose draw she had it on 3 and her lines were way fucking smoother than mine.
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>>3007695
Applied to a high-end apartment complex down the street from where I'm going for grad school.

I have 0 idea if I'll even be accepted there pending some 'income verification' nonsense and a $400 move-in fee.

Also ate a little frozen custard and ran on a treadmill. I am slowly turning into a responsible real adult and hating it.
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>>3007719
>MOMS SPAGHETTI.
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>>3007723
I'm not a virgin but unless Scootaloo has syphilis, herpes and AIDS there is no reason to ever say no to her
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>>3007720
>do one thing nice for some orphan in a treehouse
>she wants you to fuck her brains out

hate to break it to ya, but thats like 5 different CONTENTS ARE CRAZY, DO NOT GIVE DICKINGS warnings right there
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>Javkiller will never visit us again.
>His stabilizer was so low it never existed.
>He used a 2 dollar tablet he found.
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>>3007695
saw spiderman
jerked off
and saw some explosions
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>>3007680

>you begin to gently rub your thumbs across her hardening nipples in small circles

oh god mah dick
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>>3007740
>And after you fuck, Anon's dick falls off
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>>3007740
And?
Crazy is the best pussy
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>>3007644
So are you.
So are we.
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>>3007760
it's the exact opposite of best
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>>3007695

>Got drunk with a bunch of highschoolers and their parents
>Cockblocked a dude who was trying to get into his drunk girlfriend's pants
>Ate some delicious fucking pulled pork

Good day.
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>>3007695

watched a lot of explosions from underneath a giant half-oval.

then i clapped.
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>>3007740
No, good sir, it just means ONLY COLD DICKINGS, NO CUDDLES AFTER.
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>>3007745
IT'S THE DUC-TECTIVE
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>>3007760
But that's wrong. You never, EVER stick your dick in crazy.
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>>3007731
>oh damn, I have spaghetti waiting at home
>shit man, I even got some cheese garlic bread for that
>I can't wait to leave this girl with blue petals and go eat
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>>3007789
Do you have meat?
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>>3007680
>She trails her hand across your bulge, and for a moment you're lost as to why you're stopping this
>Scootaloo slumps against you, eyes damp once more as the fragility and the need that she tries so desperately to keep to herself boils up again
>"You don't... You don't want this?" You can feel her gaze upon you, those strange, deep, purple eyes focused on you with a mix of hurt and astonishment
>"Yes. No!"
>Oh god you're beefing it, compose your thoughts
>"Scootaloo, I care about you. I've lived my whole life with nothing, no excitement, no adventure; I lived through others and just did what I thought was expected of me. But you, you've changed all of that."
>"For the better." The hurt is gone again, but the bewilderment stays. "I'm alive with you Scoots. I'm feeling and thinking and acting for me as much for you, and I wouldn't want to change that so soon. Because I still want to do so much with you."
>"But, I like it. I just, I want to be close to you." She tilts her head to the side, that purple crown of fluffy hair gently blowing in the AC, like the soft down of a baby chick
>Riding on the scooter with her and laughter and competing and crying and drinking and everything that she's brought you to in this beautiful night flow like a torrid river through your mind
>And all of it is from her; all of it came as you stood by the side of the girl who wants control more than anything, but never seems sure of how to handle it
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>>3007789
>blue petals
That's a new one.
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>>3007787
Fuck off Carlos
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>>3007778
St. Louis? It's great town.
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>>3007802

Fuck her gently
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okay here is dash scratching fluttershy's back does anybody have any other drawing request?
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>>3007695
Asked to take care of the dog who's scared of fireworks instead of going to a party, because I'm a loner.

Played some Civilization V. Was a good night.
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>>3007695
The firefights have died down, but I can still hear artillery in the distance. At one point they were throwing rockets at us, but that didn't last long, must have missed or something.

Not sure how many of us or left, still not sure exactly WHO it is that's come barging in here... All I know is I'm still alive, and the end is here.

It's Happening.
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what kind of meat do ponies eat?
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>>3007798
What spaghetti doesn't have meat on/in it? That's heresy.
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Oh, come now, anon. You know the real reason you're backing off this fine healthy young girl just aching for some ocean-motion.
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>>3007802
>"Scootaloo, I'm closer to you now than I've ever been to anyone. Bonds I've made with everyone else feel shallow now; I've seen you as you are, and you're beautiful."
>The tears are back once more, but the smile on Scootaloo's face tells you all you need to know as she leans in to give you one last kiss before rolling off your body and onto the bed
>She reaches over to the lamp, and holds her finger to the switch and clicks it off, sinking you both into the inky blackness of the night
>"Goodnight Scoots. I'm glad I met you."
>She moves in close, and the two of you fall into a comfortable spooning position as Scootaloo murmurs softly. "I'm glad too, Anon. Goodnight."
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>>3007823
Spike wearing a pretty dress
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>>3007670
it really wasn't very tryhard at my school. we just kinda hung out cause we were all shitty at sports

Only one kid I know was >serious
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>>3007830
>im in the "most enjoyable" range
YEEEEEEEES
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>>3007834

fistpump when
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Hey MLPG, what would you suggest for a music applicaiton?

I normally use foobar but if theres something better I'd like to hear it.
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>>3007851
Fist Scootaloo when
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>>3007830
>mfw I'm in the red zone
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>>3007846
>tfw i don't even appear on that chart

no one wants to have sex with a whale's penis!
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>>3007863
I don't know if it's better, but I enjoy using AMP3
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>>3007875
;_;
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>>3007834
> "I'm really close to you, let's not consummate the very obvious feelings we both have as a result of an insanely complicated chemistry we're both acutely aware of."
Wow
I can't believe how fucking dumb nice guys in high school sounded like
Until JUST NOW
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>>3007838
but spike is a boy dragon
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>>3007834
There better be some late night grinding or so help me.
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Why are all pony artists cartoony style? Is it because it's the easiest to draw?

>>3007863

Try songbird and clementine. I don't like them personally.
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>>3007834
>The next morning you wake up to the smell of cup-o-noodles and coffee
>You blearily get up, Scootaloo bidding you a good morning as she hands you the other styrofoam cup full of processed ramen and freeze-dried vegetables; and it tastes fantastic
>You both eat in silence, Scootaloo already having a head-start; she's already dressed in her old pants, but she seems to have decided to keep the shirt
>"Thanks for helping me out. I was in a bad way, but I fooled myself into thinking that it was what I wanted." She says, slurping the last of the broth from her cup. "And I'm going to go try and make a few things right."
>She gets up and grabs her hoodie and scooter keys, coming over to give you a hug before she goes
>"Oh. She whispers, "And I you better not try to stop me the next time; because I won't." She winks and heads out the door as your half asleep brain processes what she meant
>You allow yourself a smile as you think about how well everything turned out, and start grabbing all your stuff to try and make the early check-out
>Five minutes later you realize you don't have a ride, and you make the choice to hoof it back home rather stand with the very smug concierge to wait for a taxi
>The walk is beautiful, the morning sun tinging everything a light orange as somewhere, off in the distance, the engine of a scooter roars on

>And Scootaloo pumps her fist skyward, as she realizes that no longer is her scooter the only way for her to feel like she's moving forward
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>>3007823
Thunderlane playing sports with Rumble
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>>3007888
> Is it because it's the easiest to draw?
yes
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>>3007808

I wouldn't know.

I really don't go into St. Louis that often.

Hell of a fireworks show, though.
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>>3007863
gmusicbrowser
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HAPPY BLUEBALLS EVERYONE
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>>3007834
I LIKE IT.

I'm glad there was no sex.
Well done.
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>>3007889
>hey hey hey oooooo-Oooooooo
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>>3007884
Are you saying boys can't be pretty?
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>>3007889
> that three-page spread in Scott Pilgrim about not going "all the way" with Ramona Flowers, and how that somehow feels 'nice' and 'right'
> over and over and over and over
> feelings, so many feelings
> not just "No, wait, stop, this is a good thing, let's keep going and not hit a fucking wall maybe"
> BONDS I HAVE SHARED WITH You ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY BEFORE
> NEXT TIME, GADGET, NEXT TIME

Truly this is young adult fiction.
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>>3007680
>hot as fuck sex scene with Scootanipples
>>3007834
>nice guy ending
YA BEEFED IT
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>>3007902
>Implying Im not ok with this
What can I said Metals?
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I don't have a drawing tablet, but I have an old nook color.

Should I try to use it to draw?
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>>3007902
Good job, Metals. You've struck fresh soil in blueballing people.
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>>3007902
>And yet I liked it.
WITCH
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>>3007902
Fuck it, now I have to resort to my shitty fapfic. I hope you're happy with yourself. It's like jerking off to your child. It just ain't right.
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>>3007921
use whatever works, don't let us determine what you can or cannot use.
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>>3007902
You asshole.
Reported.
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>>3007889

thank you
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>>3007902

i merely lol'd, as i can have no feels for the scootaloo
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>>3007878
Not finding it, I mean for PC if there was a misunderstanding.

>>3007888
Clementine looks alright, gonna look further into it.

>>3007897
That looks good too. Thanks for the suggestions y'all.
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>>3007923
> blueballing

Son
That implies I've been aroused or stimulated in any way
Other than to remember how fucking dumb that speech was back in high school
Perhaps I'm just a little old for this crap

First letter of every sentence.
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>>3007830
>>3007874
>>3007846
>mfw my penis size doesn't matter since I'm sub but that also doesn't matter since I'm gonna be lonely for the rest of my life
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>>3007902

Now celebrate with a game of EM
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>>3007931
can you even use a nook as a drawing tablet
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>>3007952
> sub
> lonely
... You've heard of FetLife, right?
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>>3007944
I misspelled it
http://www.aimp.ru/
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>>3007902
I liked it.

Having a dead sex drive has it's advantages.
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>>3007952
>tfw I dont have measuring tape

OH GOD ITS KILLING ME I HAVE TO KNOW BUT I CANT
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>>3007915
>>3007913
>>3007923
>>3007930
>>3007934

>that feel when you actually wrote the entire sex scene and still have it, but plan not to release it

I'll leave it in my will to have my secret story collection emailed directly to Leth upon my death
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>>3007958
I don't know, you can try.
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>>3007874
I saw your text and the Dodger's fan and had DANGER ZONE blaring in my mind

Pardon me, can't stop fucking laughing

RED ZONE is the new DANGER ZONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8
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>>3007975
Why did you write it? You hate sex.
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>>3007966
That would be a problem yes haha.

If I can fish through all the vodka on that site I'll check it out!
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>>3007958
thats what I wanna know
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>>3007975
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>>3007975

metals pls

pls make an EM game
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>>3007975
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Femsnails is a very goode ponae
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>>3007962
I hadn't, but I looked it up on wikipedia
I tried the internet thing once and holy shit, never again.
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>>3007830
>tfw pretty sure not even 4 inches circumference fully engorged
>I will never please a woman
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>>3007973
>tfw nobody believed me when I told them anyways.
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>>3007985
>see the huge EN at the right of the site

ahem, yes, quite.

anyway thanks again.
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>>3007962
>... You've heard of FetLife, right?

Those bitches be psycho. But it's nice to find some amateur porn.
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>>3007975
There's this Luna/Celestia thing I've had kicking around for like a year now

I don't want to release it because, well, pony on pony is weird and PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS KISSU KISSU is kind of hard to make interesting.
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>>3007983
>>3007988
>>3007989
>>3007991
Don't worry guys, he'll definitely release it.

The Drug Enforcement Agency will take his computer and use the files to lock Metals away for a VERY long time.

Not even Leth will be able to read it.
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>>3007883
It's what I'd do, too. Power dynamics like that get too icky for me.
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>>3007983
I love sex. It just burns my soul because I cannot have it

>>3007989
Do we even have enough people?
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>>3008017
> pony on pony is weird
Nah.
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>>3008024
>It just burns my soul because I cannot have it
You need a real girlfriend Metals.
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>>3008001
I would actually love to read that fic, no joke.
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>>3008036
>6 stallions gang banging a girl
Im ok with this.
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>>3008017
How come you only write things when theres a deadline?

Pick a WIP story of yours so I may impose upon you a deadline
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>>3008036

Girls writing about themselves getting gangbanged is unf
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>>3008026
I'm just saying I only have experience being a human with other humans and it's hard to imagine being a four-legged thingum with hooves in delico flagrante delicto.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsi6IlYHVPg
Also
>tfw you realize who's art you just busted a nut to
It was EC Major's
nearly vomited
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>>3008049
>>3008044
Yeah. Make sure you include the two paragraphs GG wrote. Work them in to the rest.
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>>3008044
>as written by the girl
That perspective just makes it so much hotter
no homo
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>>3008044
>6m/1f
mah nigga
Captcha: ocifca mother. Now I'll never know about that spaghetti...
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>>3008051
How could you not tell ECM's style until it was too late?

Which one was it?
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blue ponae
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>>3008072

Personally I like MMF the best. Very intimate.
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>>3008078
no
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>>3008078
that blue ponae looks like she's getting reamed
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>>3008051
>Mr clean

lost my shit
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>>3008024
I'd play that game
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>>3008072
>>3008065
>>3008063
I think it's really sexy and hot and fun when a woman is engaged, interested, titilated, and maybe a little uncertain what's about to happen but excited to find out.

Goddamn it's fun to read that from their perspective.
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>>3008080
light gray pone?
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>>3008065
This is not gay at all anon.
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>>3008080
why not?
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>>3008079
the different eoh could always take her off in pairs or alone. Doesn't have to all be 6-on-1 all at once.
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>>3008035
I'm just happy to have someone who loves me, it'd be crass to leave someone just for reasons of a sexual nature unless they got off to torture or something. And besides, it's that sexual frustration that spurs me on to write what I do, you guys should be pleased.

And I have admittedly felt like the spark is gone recently, but I actually got pretty into writing the scoots when I decided the mutual oral angle was better
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>>3008087
>Goddamn it's fun to read that from their perspective.
Agree and is not only a gang bang she write impregnation too!
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>>3008091
mmm
ok
yes blue
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>>3008088
both?
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>>3008106
>teasing us
Ah, so you will be posting it then?
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>>3008073
It was very unassuming and I can't recall which.
Had Celestia in it.
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>>3008106

Please tell me there's flat-chested scootanipple sucking
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>>3008106
that's really sweet
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>>3008109
... Impregnation?

We breeding fetish now?
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>>3007973
Your thumb usually measures about an inch. From that, you can estimate the length of just about anything, provided you get the scale right.
It all comes down to how many thumbs are you.
As a side note, this is also an artist trick to measure things.
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>>3008127
Yes.
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>>3008115
thanks man
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>>3008129
so that's why they use their thumb
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>>3008082
would you ream blue horse if she asked you too?
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>>3008102
not until the very end at least.
But Pinkie will make sure theres at least one "Group Hug"
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>>3008147
Eww no.
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>>3008086
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1180328?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41

>>3008120
No I'm just drunk and I felt like jerkin you guys around a bit more.

nonsexually
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>>3008147
I still need someone to draw a collar on dash here.
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>>3008129
How tiny are your thumbs? Mine's like 2 inches at least
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>>3008152
is it the blue or the horse part?
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>>3008133
> breeding fetish
MAH NIGGAH
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>>3008122
what kind of cutie mark is that?
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>>3008159
I think he meant from tip to first joint?
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>>3008126
Thanks! It's killing me!
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I like these two Pegasusus
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>>3008165
Is the best thing even when you are a human and she is a pony
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>>3008165
is that the hillsdale mall?
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>>3008045
>deadline
Well I mean I like deadlines, they give me something to break my very will against.

>>3008044
> 6 stallions banging a filly
> from the filly's perspective
If 50 Shades of Gray can have as much press and sales as it has, surely something like 6-to-one poly loving could sell well.
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>>3008179
Twins thread
No british allowed
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>>3008180
eww, no.

I want to be a stallion pls
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>>3008192
Eww gay.
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>>3008186
Soooo can I give you a deadline and maybe you'll finish something?
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>>3008159
>>3008170
Here we go, this explains it better than I can.
http://www.vendian.org/mncharity/dir3/bodyruler_angle/
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>>3008170
I know how LONG it is, I'm talking about the girth of the damn thing.
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>>3008180
Pretty sure if she got pregnant from that, I'd probably end up killing the half-breed. Don't need no weird ponyman walkin' 'round.

Stealing mah woman folk.
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>>3008179
i like these two pegasusus. i also like those two
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>>3008196
You could always try, I guess.
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What pony draw?
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>just masturbated to straight up mare fucking

I'll never be normal again, will I?
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Where is autismal to cap things when you need him
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>>3008165
that russian celestia forced breeding fic is still one of my favorites.

i wonder if there are any more like it
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>>3008216
ranbow dosh sleeping
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>>3008217
nope
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>>3008205
>Spitfire will never touch your goggles
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>>3008217
At least you are not fucking real fillies like AP.
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>>3008219
Russian as in written by a russian but in/translated into english?
Because if I am capable of reading it I am going to need a link
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>>3008217
i know dat feel bro. i am out of that phase though and moved back to horsedicks.
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>>3008208
That one with RD and the book

You have till next Wednesday to get it done or you fail your Albanian term paper

Chop Chop!
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>>3008205
I like those two Pegasussus too.
But I also like another one.
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>>3008219
I dont like it all that futa crap.
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>>3008231
I'd read it through google translate
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>>3008219
> Russian Celestia forced breeding
So is this Russian-language or centered on a Russian Celestia of some kind, or some sort of Russian breeding program that forces Celestia to foal centaurs with Putin or some such?
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You know

after all the chances I've stupidly passed up in my childhood and teen years

I probably would have taken scoot up on that hot motel sex in a fucking instant

a man can only make the same mistake so many times
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>>3008238
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>>3008223
>You will never own goggles that dig into your eye sockets, forming a flush look.
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>>3008238
have we decided if she's a sub or a dom?

this is important.
>>
Is that guy drawing guard pony shenanigans still here.

Do you have any way of uploading your pictures.
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>>3008249
The spear is a metaphor
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>>3008246
Me too.
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>>3008238
thats a sexy mare. but her wings are rather abnormal. do you think its a spell simply for Luna's aesthetic pleasure or is it their actual wings?
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>>3008233
Well
I already turned in that Armenian faith senior capstone months ago
But yeah, sure
I'll try to get that shit done and locked down by next Wednesday
>>
Pegasus appreciation hour.
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>>3008245
>Russian Celestia
I am STRONG pony. Stronger than any other pony. Ask that mare, will they say any other name? No! Because I am strong pony. Do I need to say more?
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>>3008256
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>>3008253
i dont know but switch is god tier
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>>3008246
I probably would have passed on it because I haven't even passed up any chances.
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>>3008256
So are his wings.
No wonder he is always in a sour mood.
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>>3008256
What?
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>>3008276
would derpy lay her life on the line to protect her princess?
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>>3008260
Either that, or Luna decided to copy them when she rained spaghetti on ponyville.
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>>3008262
Aw fuck it was Armenians

Well the deadline still stands...

WEDNESDAY
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>>3008260
Magic wings because she is a earth pony
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>>3008281
>stabs the Princess in the back as soon as the gates open for her father
>called Princess Slayer from then on
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I really wish wing art was more common.
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>>3008220
Okay.
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>>3008238
>So you're the greenhorn that thought he was good enough for the Night Guard.

>We'll see.
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>>3008283
When did JJ start working on the show?
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>>3008302
When do we get to have sex?
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>>3008260
Bat like wings.
Cats eyes.
Yep, natural.
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>>3008205
>>3008179
*Pegasi
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>>3008299
That seems really precarious.
Do you think Dash ever falls off clouds while napping?

I bet she does sometimes, but always lands on a fruitcart or something
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>>3008298
princess pretty wings
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>>3008309
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>3008270
>switch
>repeatedly
>in the same night

oh god unf
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>>3008314
*tortoise
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>>3008298

I like things with feathered wings.

I use an Angel deck in MTG.
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What's Ross been up to?
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>search "russian" in pony folder to see if i have the cap saved
>see this pic

i do not remember saving this at all
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>>3008327
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In my head, humanized Rarity is a BBW
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>>3008253
Well, last time I remember she was with Spitfire.
take that as you will.
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>>3008342
ross pls
pls
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>>3008342
ross... pls
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>>3008337
>Not talking off the saddle first.
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>>3008336
He actually made a lot of progress on his art tonight.
He stopped by and showed some things, took criticism well and decided to practice harder so he would improve
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>>3008336
Self-justification.
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>>3008342
no. Thickety is horrible.
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>>3008332
Oh man, angel wings are prettiest wings.
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>>3008356
i lol'd

i think that might have been a dream, anon
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>>>/d/4178114
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>>3008356
and sentenal stopped being a plagiarizing shit stain
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>>3008356
Been visiting Bizzaro MLPG again I see.
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>>3008361
blue wings are pretty wings
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>>3008367
Huh?
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>>3008332
Funny. I like feathered wings, but prefer reptilian ones.
I use this as a general
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>>3008361
>>3008361
Someone said "Angel wings"?
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>>3008366
Fuck it my body is ready.
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>>3008366
>excited_fat_robot_from_futurama.gif
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>>3008361
I agree.
>And then Blizzard goes "No."
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>>3008366
Oh man I've been wating for this
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>>3008366
>ApplejackxRarity
This boner.
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>>3008361
>>3008376
>>3008385
Fucking hell, pictures like these make me wish I could draw.
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>>3008376
"pony please"
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>>3008364
That is so shoehorned it isn't even funny.
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>>3008378
Sent, can you cap that scootafeel or is it just 2massive

I tried and it looks like shit I won't call you autistic for a week
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>>3008378
some anon before said you stole his folder from media and claimed it as your own
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>>3008366
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>>3008366
>Fluttershy lifting her tits on page 9.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT
I'M WALKIN' ON AIR
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>>3008409
hey they both have pretty wings. dont take that away from Dash
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>>3008413
i dunno

every time i encounter an autist, the very first word that comes to mind is 'mysterious'
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>>3008366
>those fucking names
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>>3008415
Scootafeel? Metals did the final CMC green text? Was it tonight or yesterday?

>>3008426
Well that's kinda impossible. I haven't used Mediafire since I finished uploading all those TSFH .rar's
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i guess i cant insult anthro anymore since i just jacked to it
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>>3007889
Okay, the others were cool but this felt really rushed. There was just no conflict. What the fuck is this kid's name, "Paladin"? And Scootaloo seemed like she might've just jumped down anyone's pants who so much as smiled at her (THAT would make an interesting spin on the story).

Nice feels all around but truth be told they're not very dramatic. Maybe you're going too far for the lowest common denominator in avoiding treading on actual conflicts of character; you don't need dark/edgy content to pull out a conflict or drama, but you're also on the saccharine side of things.

Metals, you're a generous guy, you've got a name for yourself here, but you could be doing so much more with this.
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>>3008444
...disregard that, doing it now.
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>>3008444
Pretty sure it's in this thread amigo.
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>>3008443
Hey, they've got to stay under the parody law somehow.
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>>3008405

i know that feel

if i could draw i'd just draw things with wings
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>Friendship is carrots. I hope you like carrots.
my sides!
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>>3008366
>suddenly futa dash
my penis wasn't ready
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>>3008454

To be fair, he did stay up for 48 hours on stimulants before finishing that
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>>3008477
Oh fuck, it's still going? I kind of zoned it out at the AJ/Rarity deal.
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>>3008462
I would do the same.

I have so many good ideas for wing pictures but I can't put it to paper. I embarrass myself out of drawing.
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>>3008480
>high
>this is all you come up with
honestly
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>>3008486
yeah pinkie gave dasha cupcake, then she grew a dick
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>Charity

MY SIDES
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>this isn't in the book!
>oh wait, it is!
>next panel is threesome

MY SIDES

ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED
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Did Nachos ever fuck a horse or was he just disturbingly knowledgeable about the subject?
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>>3008454
Yeah, I didn't really go for drama because it felt really contrived and forced the first time, and I was driving myself nuts editing. Also, I had the first two done pretty quick, and I didn't want to take forever in rounding out the group.

I dunno, maybe I'm losing my edge.
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>>3008496
Fine, I guess this is what I'll have to make do for tonight.
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>>3008495
>Writing feels when high or drunk.
The best feels
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>>3008510
>twibright
whelp there goes my shit
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God damn it.
I want to read it so badly, but I can't fap for about an hour. People need to get the fuck out of my house.
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>>3008510
Totally killed it but it was fucking hilarious
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>>3008513
Well, you did say you were getting back into it. Consider it warm-up.
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>oh dash, pop my party favor
boner forever killed WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT?
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>>3008513
Sometimes people just fuck up on occasion.
Calm your shit, it happens.
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>>3008510
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
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>Wanted to talk about more Nightguard.
>Nope, porn book got scanned.
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>APPLESACK
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>>3008366

>Rarijack

Oh god that was adorable and hilarious.
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http://www.furaffinity.net/user/antipony/

>We're totally not a hate group guys
>Seriously

Furry logic.
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>>3008557
Keep going.

>>3008558
>Charity
My sides!
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>>3008533

Killed it? It made it!
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>>3008579
>>3008579
>>3008579
>>3008579
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>>3005398
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>>3008537
I will, I just need to find my motivation again. And I realize that it seems really sweet, but that's mostly what I was going for, I just need to dial that shit in better.

>>3008539
I know, I just enjoy being hard on myself.


Goodnight MLPG, I hope the feel was at least adequate.
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>>3008565
I honestly don't give a fuck.
They can go have fits of autism in their own little corner of the internet.
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>>3008588
Jessy
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>>3008594
Night Metals, take it easy.
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It compels me as to why someone would even think of such horrible things.

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