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PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
>>2986475butts
drawing bugger pone for anonso shut up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETiwgHCkczM
what contributors will mlpg keep on following after the show is ded?
IS TIME FOR BED
>>2986508be my waifu
>>2986524THEY ARE ALREADY DED
how do i write good
>>2986530Fuck you, worst pony. I still have laundry to do.
>>2986508>bugger poneYou don't mean Xenos do you?
>>2986508Can you draw police pone in riot gear after that?Trying to control a disgruntled mlpg.Preferably with something humorous bouncing off her riot shield as a thrown projectile.
>>2986539First you write a circle.And then you write the rest of the >feel
>>2986508I would bugger pone
>>2986539Read a lot of books/fics/anything. Figure out the pattern and write a bunch of times.Also, revise, revise, revise. Have someone look into your work and check to see if its good and if the grammar checks out.
>>2986539>take a look at how they write in the hirsute horse threads>Don't do anything they do. Ever.
>>2986508>udder pone
>>2986548>tfw F:E ruined ponies in power armor for you.
>>2986572>don't use words
>>2986539Write porn.
Reposting from previous thread.>>2986223>"Applebloom - how is it that the server hasn't crashed, burst into flames or exploded with all the physics simulation going on? I mean, you put magnetism and nuclear forces in here, and my framerate hasn't even dropped! In fact, I think it's faster.">"I... mighta' tinkeredaroundwithyerserver." >"Just a little bit..."
how do i draw good
>>2986580god damn it now I want a bowl of cereal.
guise. I think im bisexual. I got no it from Big Mac but now I cant into real dudes. It still works with furries though. Im trying to go full bisex wat do
>>2986581Disregard F:E, acquire Spess Pone.
>>2986599>next time
>>2986608eat someone out while taking it in the ass.
>>2986475>having your stupid typo immortalized in artThat must be awful
>>2986580>you will never watch a pone's swollen udders sway as she trots around town
>>2986614Fuck yeah Spehss Pones
>>2986599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeMdO9TkxNYI fucking hate those sneaky drawfags
>>2986567>360 degrees>You will never toke up with Fluttershy, quelling the fire in the back of your mouth by kissing eachother between hits>You'll never watch the totally dazzling sunset together, Angel curled up in your lap and Fluttershy resting her head on your shoulderamidoingitrite
>>2986630Is funny.
>>2986548maybe>>2986554I think i have to draw pricilla pone and then something else. we'll see. i'm not really taking requests right now but somehow i am drawing them.>>2986569she's pretty cute>>2986531Do you really mean it, anon?
>>2986632This makes me feel good. Knowing I'll never have to see that.
>>2986647yes i do pls
>>2986639no get that shitty rabbit the fuck out of there
>>2986608Start with feminine men and work your way up.
>>2986582Exactly. Use >feels.
>>2986639Yes, now you are getting it!That will be $29.95
>>2986640
>>2986660
>>2986662no start with feminine men and stay there
>>2986647
can we be /v/ for a second?because this is a page that exists. http://www.planetside2.com/download
>>2986647>she's pretty cuteNo, I mean, I would bugger pone.
>>2986599http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4NuQWZ-kk&feature=plcp
>>2986614>exterminatus
It has finally happened.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/877050
>>2986690
>>2986692>can we be /v/ for a second?Sagedfor vidya.
>>2986692>404Fuck you, /v/
>>2986675AwI tried making a >you will never, but I made myself really sad and aware of my painful loneliness.
>>2986702
>>2986692sage for non vidya
>>2986630I NEVER NOTICED THAT HOLY SHITI'm very unobservant it seems
>>2986656you're a cute pony right?>>2986690i can't tell if you're showing this to me because i made itor because you're making an independent joke>>2986696OH.Well then.
>>2986692Like I care. I use linux on an 8 year old IBM t43.I'M NOT REPLACING IT UNTIL IT BREAKSI'LL BUY A LAPTOP NEXT NUCLEAR WAR OKAY?
>>2986690>>2986704
>>2986719thats what you get for using the lowest form of feels
>>2986721>That's our Rover!>Que classy jingle.
>>2986599http://youtu.be/b0dH4P0jHJA
>>2986749pinkie making dreamworks face
>>2986668Well I ain't payin'
>>2986749Chrysalis killing a can of raid
>>2986744If the sitcom Frasier had pones, which would play each character.
>>2986749Twilight sparkle using linux on an 8 year old laptop in the middle of a nuclear war
>>2986749your OC at the Bronycon. Meeting discord or watching the place on fire.
>>2986749Spike accompanying Rarity to the mall
>>2986759Nobody ever does...
How much EMC is a pony worth?
>>2986734I'm marking you with the stamp of heresy for drawing a picture of bugger pone not being harassed some how. I'm also going to have to dock you some points on my "artists I actually remember" list.
>tfw plant man the flower fancier hats us
>>2986744>quese habla espanol?
>>2986767>Winona would be that stupid dog.
>>2986749Fuckin love Frank's
>>2986749>>2986762Chrysalis being sprayed with a can of raid while the person is yelling "XENOS!"
>>2986794a veces
>>2986662>>2986675not into feminine men as much as muscular. I just might not be fag enough. Or maybe too fag . . .Ill do my best and report back.
>fw madmax hats us
>>2986802preferably the standard-model fat neckbeard with a ponytail and acne.
>>2986794Si
>>2986783depends on the pony. rarity, for instance, would be worth 24,576 and some change.
>tfw kloudmutt hats us and can't art
>>2986805Shutup Madmax. Draw us something then.
>>2986749Some canon pones crowing round a Llama, wondering what it is.
>>2986803good, because I don't.
>>2986632Would you milk Mrs. Cake's swollen udders?
>>2986787
>>2986794Solo cuando anon no se enoja
>>2986802A fat neckbeard in cardboard spess muhren armor ineffectively assaulting a changeling with a can of RAID
>tfw pacce hats us
>>2986823yes, and I'd use the milk in a cake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdZa2phzWe8HA HA TIME FOR NOSTALGIA
>>2986804Once you go Mac....
>>2986828cool
>tfw mocha delight hats us
>tfw wolf nanaki doesn't hat us;_;
>tfw laurenfaust hats us
>>2986814>>2986827I'm growing on you guys.
>>2986793Really?I thought he did the opposite of that...
>tfw LK hats us
>>2986804I trained myself to like increasingly muscular/manly furries until I began to like muscular/manly dudes.Goddamn if I wouldn't love to have some fun with a giant, muscular, hairy man.
>tfw playing hats
>>2986830Would you feed her the whole cake and alternate between rubbing her swollen belly and her swelling udder?
>tfw megasweet hats us
guys quickpone said she hats mewhat do i do
>tfw ika spammer hats us
>>2986870Just half. The other half is for me.
>>2986879Glove her anyway.
>>2986879>rope
>>2986879Destroy her.
>>2986856>tfw fat neckbeard shaped cancerous lumps are growing all over you>tfw this is the corrupting spores of human crotch mushrooms at work
>>2986793>>2986857He came by a week or so ago to check on us.Not sure if hats.
>>2986870>udder>not teats>>2986879Give her the hat
>>2986879pone doesnt hateonly donk does
>>2986834In three days, that video will be a year old.
>>2986879hat her back.But be sneaky about it and giver her a scarf
>>2986758the guy is a plastic surgeon with ambiguous moralsis he any better than the monsters he createscan the same be said of all mankind
>tfw fluffy hats us
>>2986892He was here yesterday.
>>2986891Soon you will be just like me. And together we will purge Xenos across the galaxy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulnlkDVeeg
>>2986879let her
meet the pyro
>tfw ntstststststs hats us
>>2986914TALLER!
>>2986914>Martian Runesnigga she an apple.
DORKS
>>2986914seriously why Ross can't into art, why is he even trying
DWEEBS
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2986933
>tfw terse hats us
>>2986921
>>2986936>>2986933I would die happy if I got one extended sub session in with Dash or Gilda first
>>2986940Jokes on you I just fap to the uncensored.
>>2986940It hurts me every time this is posted because that will never be uncensored.And that's such a fucking nice ass.
>>2986388Anonymous drawfag are you new? I saw a couple things of yours tonight and I don't recognize the style but it's SO FUCKING CUTE and expressive.
>>2986933>>2986936XENOS
>>2986940>mfw i prefer this to the uncensored
>>2986843;_;
>>2986721>you will never be taken captive by diamond dogs and forced to work in the gem mines>you will never escape>Rover will never corner you in a dead end tunnel>he will never tell you there is only one to avoid going back to the mines
>>2986935He can into art, and he can do so rather well.He simply chooses not to.Seriously, that's why.He chooses not to.
>>2986935I don't know but I mock his shitty art relentlesslyHe thinks he's better than everyone else when the opposite is true. It's hilarious! He's a walking joke and his shitty doodles are the punchlines
>>2986955The uncensored version is disgusting.
>>2986966pls go on
>>2986955http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/879283#search=Princess_Celestia
>>2986955uhhhttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/879283#search=princess_celestia
>>2986905;_;
>>2986971Well I mean apple will never uncensor it himself.There's the fan one, but that's terrible.
>>2986978>>2986979wow, disappointed..
>>2986898Oh how far we haven't come.
>>2986966>You will never lift a rock up>You will never bash your own head in>You will never feel the sweet release of death
>>2986955Someone post the uncensor a bunch of times in the last couple of thread. It was not the shit shop but a legit version.>>2986984Did you see the one from today before the janitor delete?
>>2986990Really? I love the big clit.
>you will never get to see your waifu's eyes light up like this
>>2986898hhhollyyy shiittt
>>2987002but i just didin that gifhurr
>>2986885What if as you're stroking her gloriously massive belly you lean in and blow a raspberry into her tummy
>>2986997that's what turned me off, besides the mare vaginai prefer human vag on pony
>>2986996No, did apple do it?
>>2987015Would milk leak from her teats as she laughed?
>>2987002Why did they light up like that when she saw that underage filly in that getup?...Oh my...
>>2986956Oldfag, but new to posting drawings
>tfw applesarcum hats us
>>2987015Nope, still keeping half for myself. What can I say, I like cake. Doesn't mean I won't make another, though.
>>2986776
>>2987030Is it here right now?
>tfw niggerfaggot hats us
>>2987019Yeah, someone link it already. I dunno if she done it but it WAY better then the other "uncensor" version.>>2986978>>2986979
>>2986898wow, i really have wasted me life.
>>2987002>You will never watch as your waifu's eyes light up from another person making her happy>You will never watch as she walks away with someone else>You will never feel the crushing defeat sink into your heart when you hear they're getting married
>>2987039>tfw he will never decimate your anus in another quest
>>2986990Apple didn't draw anything under there. These are all edits by other artists.Some of them are even kinda dicks about it:http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/846769
>>2986898>we've been doing the same thing>day in and day out>for an entire year
>>2987027>>2987015>teatjob>leaking milk>cock rubbing against the lower swell of her bellyWhy is Mrs. Cake everything that I want?
>tfw beedrill hats us
>>2987029Do you have a name or another site or anything?
>>2987045>you will never make a dramatic play to win her heart>it will never fail miserably>you will never go in to exile in the everfree forest out of shame
>tfw king servine hats us
>tfw we hats us
>tfw hats
>>2987057Who knows, that's the fun.
>tfw
Can anyone hook me up with Gravity Falls episode 2 streaming somewhere?
>>2987072>>2987073>meta-mind
>hats should hat hats
Do you even feel?
Are we still being /v/?
>>2986870>>2986885>>2987015I dunno about that one anon but I wouldn't be greedy and keep half that cake. I'd have a slice myself but the rest of that cake is going right into Mrs. Cake's belly.I don't care if she'd protest. I'll insist that she needs it to stay healthy and to keep on producing a substantial amount of mil for the twins and myself included.
>>2987089sure I guess
>>2987083No.I just write them.
>>2987059>You will never feel your sadness turn to rage>You will never train yourself in the forest>You will never become stronger and stronger as the anger fuels your lust for vengeance
>>2987067Alright I won't pry.My curiosity will probably kill me though.
>some cry
>>2986779floating in a flaming river of spaghetti, swimming on a life raft of Tara Strong's tits.
>>2987057http://lamarbates.com/
>>2987091Would you eat her out and suck on her teats while she ate?
Who is your least favorite Main 6 and why?
>tfw MS prefers the brony fandom over us
v-v-video game-sama
>>2987110rainbow dash because she's 20% cooler xDoh wait you wanted least favorite
Why aren't you exploding?
>>2987096>you will never become the strongest pony in equestria>you will never return to ponyville for your revenge>you will never see your waifu with her two children and her loving husbando>you will never feel your rage dissipate as you realize all you'd accomplish by hurting him is hurting her>she deserves better than to be hurt
>>2987103Hahahahaha. She ded, isn't she?
>>2987110Pinkie Pie.I dislike everything about her. She's loud, impersonal, annoying, and eats like a pig.
>>2986975>he directs your attention downwards>you can see the pointed head of his shaft rising from his sheath>he reaches down to fondle it with a large paw and more of it pours out>he takes a step forwards and tells you he'll let you choose which hole to useMore?
>>2987110Rainbow Dash because I just don't like her personality, that's all.
>tfw nathan hats us
>>2987074http://animeflavor.com/index.php?q=node/39284
>>2987127Not him, but dear god do it for me.It's been so long since we've had Rover greentext in here.
>>2987127damn it where are my kneepads.
>you will never be a slutty mare>you will never have a heavy stallion thrusting against you>you will never stare down between your legs and see his low hanging, massive balls twitch and tense up as he orgasms inside of you
>>2987108Does the act of eating cause her udders to swell with fresh milk?
>>2987130It's a bad feeOH GOD THAT FACE
>tfw leth is ded
>>2987147You'd better believe it.
>>2987110Rainbow Dash here. She isn't a good rolemodel for little girls (to an extend) and can be a bitch in times.
>>2987127Yes. Basically anything that involves being dommed is good by me.
>>2987145slutty mare meets diamond dogs plz
>>2987154Who?
>>2987145>you will never watch as the bulge of his flaring ponyshaft buried deep in your womb becomes less defined as you bloat with his seed
>>2987108Of course I would. That warm sweet milk streaming from her teats is delicious by itself and the flow of liquid from her marehood would be pure ambrosia.
Guys, what would a pony toilet even look like? Do they sit? Do they do a weird kind of crouch like dogs utilize? Do they stand like actual ponies and somehow it all magically avoids their coat?
>>2987100>after literally 5 seconds of searchinghttp://lamarbates.com/
Hey, do you guys like Haxball?Seems like we could have fun doing it.
>>2986860>>2986839Thanks anons. With your help I finally got my first gay humanboner.> mfw this show actually made me gayer> mfw I have no face
>>2987182Congrats.What kind of men do you like, anon?
>>2987170ponies don't poop
>>2987170>the insides of pony thighs are caked with dried pissbrings a whole new level of unf to my facesitting fetish, in a sense
>>2987194The Last Roundup said otherwise.
>>2987194Yeah. All their waste just converts directly into farts
>tfw when no GF to fart on you
>>2987202which one was that again
>>2987170>Guys, what would a pony toilet even look like?TLRDYEWTS?
>>2987197my nigga
>>2987110rainbow dash because of cutie mark chroniclesfuck that whole rainboom bullshit
once you get bored of fetish talk the mlpg is awful to be in
>>2986780
>>2987219I know, that's why I'm always masturbating during night threads.I'm never bored.
>>2987191muscular with large dongs and testicles. I don't have to be into anal, do I? I get constipaed reguarly and hate getting things lodged in my butthole.
>>2987213The one with Derpy talking and AJ running away.
>>2987219>get bored of fetish talkNEVER.
Femsnails is a very curious pony
>>2987233that was pee. not poop.
>>2987232Why did I read that as 'Large donuts and streering wheels'
>>2987233>come rainbow dash>come into my butt hole
>>2987239>"y'all" in reference to one person
>>2987209I'd fart on youIf I was your GFand if I was a girl...
>>2987239>GG will never actually do this
>>2987234i have been in here too long, everything is the same. someone would have to create some new insane ultra fetish to keep me interested.
>>2987232Nope, tons of gay people aren't interested in anal. Do you dislike topping, though?
>>2987260Well, GG's from California. Practically a yankee. It's not like he'd know.
>login>play for a while, going about your business>something seems odd>you soon realize that night isn't falling>a quick check of the server's settings reveals that yes, time is passing normally.>you can't figure out why it's not working>you decide to have a quick look around before you do anything drastic like resetting the server>as you get closer to Applebloom's area of the map, you realize it's getting very bright.>soon, in the middle of various gadgets and other such mechanical/electrical engineering marvels, you see what looks like a framework built around an enormous cube built of glowing yellow blocks.>looking at the structures Applebloom built around it, you realize their power lines all converge on this spot, at odd, flat structures you haven't seen before.>at first you think they're pressure plates before it hits you: they're solar panels.
>>2987232Anal's not for everyone, but(t) if you want to try it: One or more enemas, plenty of lube (seriously use a lot of lube), and practice ought to make things easier.Also condoms. Condoms are awesome.
>>2987258CARLOS
>>2987267I started the banana thing and the micro pone thing, and was a co-creator in the bellybutton thing.I'll try and think of something.
Who are you to wave your fingerYou must have been out you head
>>2987260>>2987275There are people who do that in the South.
>>2987260It's show canon bro.
>>2987284Where da hood at
>>2987206fucking unf unf unf times 10 unf
>>2987267there are no new fetishes. we've plumbed depths that not even /d/ can reach. you hit the bottom of the barrel, and you should probably just kill yourself, because it's never going to get better after this.
>mlpg is now actually gay>not just ironicallyand thats when its time to leave
>>2987267>you will a pone while skydiving>you will never be wearing the only parachute, forcing them to cling to you>you will never pull your cord, the g forces pushing you all the way into them, and then some
So we're going to be gay tonight? Damn it.
Have we gone too far to back to /co/?
>>2987260>not knowing that people actually do this
>>2987305we've been actually gay for a long timedo you even pone
>>2987285What about ponies with banana penisesthat regrow if you eat them
>>2987300Anon, I wanted to ask you for a long time, are you retarded?
>>2987292EYEHOLE DEEP IN MUDDY WATERYOU PRACTICALLY RAISED THE DEAD
>>2987305>implyingI am not gay. Just the loud ones are.
>>2987306>you will ainsert a never, damnit. Lay off me, grammar nazi, I had 2 beers.
>>2987313We? Don't know.You? Definitely.
>>2987313If anything we're acting more and more like ordinary /co/
>>2987318How horrifying.
>>2987318Raging Semi pls go.I'll try to think of something good.
>>2987306>You will never fuck a pegasus while falling through the air>You will never high-five your best pony bro while he does the same>You will never swap partners mid air
>>2987267changeling indoctrination do anything for you?
>>2987142>>2987143>>2987159>the tunnel wall keeps you from going any direction but forwards>Rover's paws, which you have seen dig through solid rock like sand, mean you can't escape past him>knowing you have no choice, you sink to your knees>"Good boy.">Rover walks forwards and you watch his ruby red shaft bob with each step until it is almost poking your lips>the smell of dirt and sweat is strong but not unpleasant, despite that you still pull your head back>a paw that cups your entire head stops you>"Lick."More?
Does MLPG like my drunken mares?
>>2987300>panka devours an entire 10 course meal for 6 ponies in seconds>you rub her bloated belly as she groans in discomfort>there's an ominous gurgling sound that gets louder the more you rub>"Can you carry me to the little fillies room?"
>>2987323>claiming I'm retarded for having a fetishJust ignore it..you'll feel much better about yourself if you do that.
>>2987342yes plz. something about how his knot getting stuck behind your teeth might be appreciated.
>>2987332Lightweight.
>>2987160They wouldn't work well together. Diamond Dogs want ponies that work, and slutty mares only fuck things.
>>2987340That's hilariously well done.
>>2987342of course more. when have we ever not wanted more?
>>2987282>you will never build a shitty cobblestone house on Applebloom's glorious Dyson sphere build
>>2987342Yes. And don't stop.
>>2987348>dat leg
>>2987342>>"Lick."ever since someone pointed out how over-used "lick" and "suck" are, it's been a bit of a bonerkill.But the concept is enough to overcome that, do go on.
>>2987362prostitution is a form of work. being a slut just means they don't have to pay.
>>2987378This breaks the horse's legs.
>>2987378>tfw can't into pony legs
>>2987318Does the banana trick work with them?
I am cracking up here guys, I don't know how I'm going to close up this scootafeel and I've been up a good 48 hours +I don't know what to do
>>2987348>You're walking down the street late one>You're well known for not drinking alcohol>Suddenly you hear some loud, horrible singing from an alleyway>Out pop two ponies notorious for drinking>"Well, well, well. If it *hic* If it isn't Mr. Sober
>>2987340I love that picture
>>2986819
>>2987362they want slaves. but i don't think they'd be terribly adverse to a sex slave, once she proved herself especially capable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA>tfw you will never imagine greentext in any other voice ever again
>>2987406Well try and give a short summary of how it's going without revealing anything.Maybe we can help.also holy shit get some sleep, that's so bad for you
vore and dog dicks is where i draw the line. i can usually love and tolerate most fetishes but these actually disgust me.
>>2987406Trust your feelings, Metals.
>>29874141/10 I gave a condescending 'are you serious' look
>>2987420Mine are all voiced by Morgan Freeman
>>2987425go listen to >>2987420
>>2987396We talking broken legs now?
>>2987425That's a shame
>>2987340Why does flying fucking arouse me so
>>2987414thanks for explaining the joke to us in the comic veggiemario.
>Nightguard gets called into Dayguards office.>She sees the pile of papers sitting on his desk.>Great, lecture time again...>Before he can motion her to sit she goes through the familiar motions and plops on the same chair, always in the same place.>It begins as it always does, he begins going through all the things she did, all the rules she went against just to have a bit of fun.>"Painting the princesses bed chamber to make it resemble the lunar surface...">She tries to stifle a giggle, that was a good one. He only arches an eyebrow at her before continuing.>She almost zones out before he taps the stack on the desk, and looks at her.>"It's good to have you out of that rut.">They both smile.>"It's good to be back." She says as they leave the office.
>>2987380Shit, I was literally about to post about that again. I'm sorry.
>>2987449NOT FOR LONG!/wristswhat now, Bee Gees?!
>>2987420I'm dying
>>2987420I have to ask because I see this far too often.Do you have some browser plugin that forces you to view every site over HTTPS instead of HTTP? I have no idea why anyone would have an SSL link to a YouTube video and I've seen HTTPS links on all sorts of other random sites, so I'm convinced there's some ULTRASECURE CRYPTONET FOR INTERNET BROWSER SAFETY shit that people use.
>>2987282>>2987370>you finally ask her where she's picking up these ideas from>"I got a friend at school - her mom lent me some 'a her old college books! They're old an' kinda dusty and there's muffin crumbs in some 'a them been there longer'n I've been alive, but they got some really cool ideas in 'em!">She hands you one>It's from the Manehattan Institute of Technology.>you check the name written inside the cover>"Derpy Hooves"
>>2987471I have no idea! I just copy-pasted blind and hoped for the best.
>you will never write that one idea you have that you think could be pretty cool
>>2987485http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOQtR-TOkLg
>>2987485>It's in crayon.
>>2987471I'm not that anon, but I use duckduckgo for my browser search and it automagically redirects to secure sites, so if I want to find something in youtube I search !yt ponies and it takes me to the https versionduckduckgo is fucking awesome btw and you should check it out if you still use google like a pleb
>>2987424Scootaloo is a rebel without a cause and with a need to be self-reliant and keep control, Anon is a mathlete dork who caught detention for latenessI think I know where I want to go, but I also don't know if adding in any kind of sexual stuff would be trite, or accurate. I guess I'll just do what >>2987427 recommended.And sleep is for the weak and those without good stimulants.
>>2987512>The Breakfast Club endingMake it happen, faget.
>>2987522It's way after detention now anon
>Jessy
>>2987510Well shit, that explains it. I figured it had to be some sort of automated thing - not many people are autistic enough to browse HTTPS only.
>>2987512if sex doesn't fit, yet is absolutely necessary to the story progression, imply it. lead into it, and that's good enough.
>>2987453The danger of freefall combined with the pleasure of sex?Knowing that your life is in the hands of the same pegasus you're bringing to climax?The feel of the wind in your hair and the sight of the earth slowly coming towards you?There are a lot of reasons
Would you massage a pony's prostate?
>>2987535Not too late.
>>2987538Yes?
>>2987471HTTPS Everywherehttps://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
>>2987559I can't decide between Braeburn or Big Mac
>>2987340wait a second, if they switch partners then they will die
>>2987559yes.with my tongue.
>>2987564Oh boy. Incoming leg humping and requests.
>>2987564>No tripcodeImposter
>>2987559Braeburn's.with my penis.
>>2987577>how would that work>all I can think of how is someone performing surgery so they can lick someone's prostatethis is disgusting
>>2987576Look at soarin's magnet hoof. They'll be fine.>implying they can't accelerate and catch them before everyone reaches terminal velocity
>>2987576Well yeah, the picture was meant to be similar to the text, but not exactly the sameAfter all, you're not a pony, are you?
>>2987592>Braeburncasual
>>2987594>While mid-orgasm
>>2987563pls I can't start over againpls
>>2987559Big mac's
>>2987613No no I mean it's not too late to have Scootaloo walking off and fist pumping the air.
>>2987606i couldn't mount Big Mac, and i don't particularly want to do it by hand.i would if he made me, though.
>>2987613Don't do it metals. Write the story the way you want to write it. In fact, go get some sleep. You've been awake far too long and after some rest you'll be able to think of the perfect ending.
>>2987575>you will never sit on your couch, a pony on your lap>you will never gently rub their prostate with one hand, buried up to the wrist in their ass>you will never stroke their mane with your other hand, telling them what a good pony they are>you will never listen to them whimper and moan as their fat pony cock drools heavily into the condom you've stretched over their length to keep things from getting messy>you will never feel their anus clench around your hand as their fat balls pull upwards, the tip of the condom bloating with their hot load
>>2987508There's an Anon who hangs around here who says his headcanon has Derpy as a hard-sciences savant. He's mentioned it a couple times before - I thought it'd be >fun to write about, even in passing.>>2987509Okay, THAT was funny.
>>2987340Why can't there be more pics like this where Braeburn and Soarin' are best bros getting all the ladies a la the 'dick in a box' guys?
>>2987559Thunderlane.He'd whine and moan while I thrust into him about not being gay, but that'd change real quick when he cums all over his chest.
>>2987340
Is there an honest-to-God rumor going around that there was an orgy at bronycon?
>>2987636>condom>not cockringdo you even horsefuckery
>tfw jessy hats us
>>2987248oh god circles man. triangles only have 180 degrees. They ned meat on their bones. But a big, juicy 360 degree circle . . . unf>>2987271what do you mean? I might pitch if thats what you're asking.>>2987283ill keep it in mind bro. Thanks.I need to look at tits now just to make sure I still have both.
>>2987654>rumorno.
>>2987636I'm okay with this.
>tfw leth hats us
>>2987636I am heavily aroused by this
Speaking of night stuff... Anyone else watching the livestream about finding the Luna Particle?http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/play_higgs_alternative.html
>>2987636Yep. We gay tonight.
>>2987654Eh, let them fan the rumors.Let the stigma ruin the next bronycon as million mom march gets it shut down.
>>2987636>Condom>Not sucking down the delicious candy pony semen
>>2987583>a nice person who contributes and doesnt shitpost>you want them to leaveits nice to have a few posters who dont spam fetish talk, unless jessy is the who is spamming dog cock greentxts anonymously >discussing meta>i am part of the problem as wellfuck everything
>>2987512I still say you should make Scootaloo a richgirl punk.
>>2987625noted>>2987632okay, you're probably right, I can feel bugs on my skin and that's sign enough for meGoodnight MLPG
Aw, I see Andrea tweeted about spaghetti a few hours ago. I bet you guys made some hilarious jokes.
>not supporting best brony artist and his zionist conspiracy to destroy america>2011+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYzWI6pJMU
>>2987697>Jessy anonymously posting Rover greentextsOh god I am laughing and fapping
>>2987694http://cardiganponi.tumblr.com/post/26466010117/omg-im-sorry-to-ruin-the-joke-but-people-thinking-theIt is a hoax.
>>2987461>Mentally scaring the princess your guard signifies.>A-OK.
>>2987697It's not that artist I dislike. It's the leg humpers and explosion of requests that annoy me.Captcha: oreoConWe need to have an Oreo Con now.
>>2987710>shouldShould HAVE.Derp.
>>2987684>mfw amerifats clap for 5 s.d.
>>2987722why would we have a con for spoony's dog?
>>2987720Purple Tinker is trans?
>>2987736>mfw I was at work today and started clapping>mfw I started laughing my ass off because I remembered this>mfw I'm glad to be American on the 4th of July
>>2987711>Feeling bugs on your skin.The worst feel.Whats even worse is when all the people in the store pretend they don't see the fucking things crawling all over you and look at you funny as you flail to get them off.
>>2987720>tfw I was one of the ones who actually did love and tolerance back in the day>tfw most everybody thinks it's a joke nowadays>even Ponychan
What's the name of it's board gonna be?
>>2987693>implying you're not female>>2987696>implying you don't plan on drinking down the contents of the condom once he's pumped three or four loads into it
>>2987769/tfwnogf/
>>2987485>Assume she dropped out, bring up as much in a conversation the next week>she shows you her diploma, and a photo of herself at her graduation>she graduated near the top of her class>if she chose to, she could have become one of the greatest engineers/physicists in Equestria. She just likes delivering the post more.
>>2987769>/fag/
>>2987720But people don't hate Yamomo because she's trans, they hate her because she killed their retard pony.
>>2987769>/pedo/
>>2987720>Oh shit, everyone is going to discover our orgy.>"LOL IT WAS A HOAX EXS DHEE!"
here you go anon
>>2987767Ponychan is one big circlejerk. FiMchan was better run, but Ponychan got all the press.>Some of us still try to follow Love & Tolerate, even if people claim still it was 'just a 4chan troll joke'
>>2987781If there actually were one, I'm sure we'd have pics by now.
>>2987786Horrible. You should feel bad.
>>2987758>Feeling bugs on your skinI never minded this hallucination. I fucking love bugs.There's a beetle larvae making its way across my leg right now
>>2987769the faller fandom will never take off like mlp because the average person doesn't like childporn and its too hard to make an OC in that show.there already is a surprising about of FANFICTION and fapfics for it thought, what the fuck.
>>2987794There's that one y'know.
>>2987794Or videos on Mother... You know the rest.
>>2987791>Preach love and tolerance.>If someone comes in who disagrees with something, ban and hide it.
>>2987777>>2987779this coming from people who watch a show about ponies
>some asshole drove the ERPers to google chat>not much fetishing going on here
>>2987645>>2987639>Soarin' and Braeburn, notorious lady-killers are practicing their craft at a local tavern>Normally they work flawlessly together, Soarin' getting the agressive mares while Braeburn picks up the quiet types>For some reason, they're both striking out, and hard>"Shoot, I just don't know what's going on tonight.">Soarin' downs a shot and slides another over to Braeburn "Tough crowd, I guess.">"Ain't that the truth">Braeburn takes the shot, chasing it with the remainder of his beer
>>2987777Actually_okay_quads_post.jpg
>>2987798but anon i already feel bad>>2987791i can confirm this.
>>2987816>>2987820>right after I fucking post
>>2987816>mfw I was that asshole
i dont even read greentxts anymore since it is confirmed that ross,nanaki,pacce and luke allan post them anonymously here.
>>2987786This bug is acceptable.
>>2987485>Manehattan Institute of Technology>MITHow did I not see that?
>>2987824Well feel worse.
>>2987830Dude, fuck you.
>>2987772What?>>2987777>>2987779Try harder>>2987802Were working on the porn part we have some of the people from gumball working on trap stuff that should be posting soonish and etc.
>>2987833Hello Tinker
>>2987824be my waifu
>>2987840I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
>>2987816Wait, greentexts are ERP?
>>2987812Hi SB.
>>2987786Its a a cute pony. What bugs me is the her right hind leg. That hole, there is a line and the tail hair in that hole does not follow the "shade" like the rest of the tail hair.
>>2987861see dead thread.
>>2987857even if i drew a bad chrys alice according to anon?
Would you stroke Fluttershy's wings if the sensation caused her fat, donut-sized anus to gape as it belched out thunderous ponyfarts at an alarming rate?
>>2987874yesanon can go fuck himself
>>2987833>Someone is mistaking my shit for their shit.What the fuck.Just...god dammit!
>>2987877Go back to /b/read
>>2987871I don't wanna.
>>2987874I am obligated to hate it. Chrysalis hate anon, Chip, asshole, or whatever you want to call me.
>>2987879
>>2987877would you "ask" fluttersub to wear a buttplug all day?Would she whimper after a few hours as the gas builds up inside her stomach?Would she barely be able to walk by the end of the day, given how bloated she is?
>"Go rack a game 'a pool, I gotta piss like you wouldn't believe">Braeburn orders another round of drinks and goes to set up the table>Soarin' returns, the game begins>"I don't get it Soarin. We've been doing this for months now and I don't think either of us has gone home alone since we started.">"You can't win 'em all buddy. Even the best strike out from time to time.">Both ponies are pretty far gone, neither can sink a ball>"Besides, who says we have to go home alone just because we can't pick up barmares?">"What's that supposed to mean?"
>>2987877Yes I fucking would, especially if that happened.God it'd be so great if she was embarrassed by it.I'd hold her back and tell her that it's so gross what she's doing but my throbbing erection would tell a different story.
>>2987879Shhh... No more tears now.
>>2987898>experimenting brosI like where this is headed.
>>2987889chip is this you
>>2987894buttplug, no. rope, yes.
>>2987898
>>2987870Ah, i think i see what you mean.Fix'd?>>2987889it's okay, anoni love you anyway
>>2987916Ah, so you would show her around town in her nice new collar?
>>2987913Yes. Yes it is.
Any coloring requests?
>>2987924What if pinkie tried to say hi to her? She'd have to obey your order not to speak, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctX771EQeA>That animated time lapse>That animation in generalHoly shit it is so smooth. God damn.
>>2987924i'd walk her, if that's what you mean.
>>2987919I love you too. You're honestly one of the only artists that I actually see posting and go: "Hey! It's that cool guy."
>>2987894As long as I get to listen to her whimpers get drowned out by the occasional loud, growling gurgles from her distended gut as her intestines desperately try to release the pressure building up inside them.But I wouldn't torture her with it. Eventually if she was good I'd yank the plug out of her and feel the hot gas rush out of her. At first it would be relatively silent, the sheer volume holding her massive, rippling anus open as it vents. Only after the pressure died down would the rumbling start, her vibrating anal pucker razzing out fart after fart as her gut squeezed out the remaining pockets of gas.
>>2987919you got the shading part right. The line is still there, though.
>>2987930Fluttershit.jpg>>2986630It's oldish art by angebot or someone
>That feel when you just had an amazing, super-strong, mind-shattering orgasm that left you dazed and breathing heavyGod damn
> What does Lauren Faust think of these unusual fans? “I think it’s awesome!” she enthuses. The fact that bronies are comfortable enough in their sexuality—whatever it may be—and brave enough to express their fascination with a show for girls is inspiring, Faust adds. “I hope that they inspire other people to open their minds as well.” She'd like to think they're paving the way for other men to express their interest in “girly” things.> Not everyone is as accepting as Faust of the brony movement. “People are so uncomfortable with bronies because they think no self-respecting man would lower himself to be interested in girl things unless he's perverted,” says Faust. Being girly is the ultimate insult, and it’s unfair to both men and girls.
>>2987941Was it greentexts that did it?
>>2987932>I've never watched it before>the opening makes it look like a hilarious played-for-laughs version of Havenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qZOE3ITMcE
>>2987930>>2987694
>>2987930
>>2987816Haha fuck you.The LAST thing we need is more fucking fetish greentext and ERP nonsense.
>>2987358>>2987368>>2987375>>2987380>you stick your tongue out and poke his tip before pulling it back into your mouth>the paw's grip on your head tightens>"I said lick.">you force yourself to lick him, then once again, and again, and again>he tastes like he smells; the dirt and sweat mingle in your mouth to make a distinctly male taste>the paw moves to the back of your head then, with no warning, pulls you forwards>as you hack and cough he pulls your head back then pushes it forwards>his spiky ballsack slaps against your chin as he fucks your mouth and pre drips onto your tongue and down your throat>at first you think you're imagining things, but you soon realize that his base is growing larger>he is panting loudly now and has moved both paws to the sides of your head>he howls and his knot doubles in size, popping your jaw as your mouth is flooding with spicy cum>you swallow reflexively and the motions of your tongue and throat pull even more out of him>sighing contentedly he leans against one of the walls and drags you with him>for the next half hour you are stuck with his shaft in your mouth and his scent in your nose>once his knot swell you pull off him and discover that he has fallen asleep>you quickly leave before he wakes up and has a chance to go back on his wordThat took longer than I though it would. Sorry.
>>2987936i'm not gay though>>2987938Ah. I actually noticed that when fixing this and then didn't even touch it. Woops. Thanks though, i wouldn't have caught that.
>>2987910You're not the only one.
>>2987961I meant that in a no-homo bromance type of love.
>>2987910I agree with this statement.
>>2987932Wow that is actually impressively smooth.
i enjoy normal gay snails and femsnails but something feels off about this picture. i still like it but it feels a little too manly for femsnails and feels more like a whore trash transvestite snails.
>>2987946They certainly got me worked up.They didn't do it, but they had a giant part.
http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/play_higgs_alternative.htmlphysics is over everyone go home
>>2987956>ending at oralAww...
>>2987956aw man anonI'm >>2987941 and I was waiting for that but it wasn't coming, so I went ahead and finished.I'm so disappointed in myself.
>>2987976>whore trash transvestite snails.you say that like it's a bad thing.
>>2987722Not sure why but I just pictures flamboyant gay men dancing and frolicking whilst eating oreos.
>>2987976so it's manwhore Snails. there is no issue there.
>>2987956I'm okay with this.
>>2987976...Oh god, my boner.Fuck, this plus the Rover greentext...it hurts
>>2987969just confirmingbut i mean if you want to experiment that's coolnonsexually>>2987976I think it might be the mouth/lips or the shiny eyelids/mascara. I like it.
>>2987770>putting in a nasty tasting condom>not aiming him at a large bucket
>>2987993So... BronyCon?
>>2988000It's funny. It seems like most of us are into this stuff, but there's a few people who assume the "voice of consensus" and try to say none of this is welcome here.
>>2987993Thats a horrify thought. The milk companies would be making million off of this, I am betting.
>>2988003klondike pls stop with the rover bullshit. we get it, you want to have sex with a dog.
HOLY SHITTHEY FOUND THE HIGGS BOSONhttp://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/play_higgs.html
>>2988012As a person who enjoys the Rover greentext, you have that backwards.
>>2987956Can you go full Bioware and make another ending, one with knot in ass
>>2988004non-sexually of course. After some vidya games. And one of us lost a bet. Of course this is all non-sexual.
>>2988005>bucketsDON'T SAY THAT WORD, YOU FOOL
>>2987986
>>2987986Now to get working on the portal to Equestria
>>2987976It's SB's OC
>>2988026yes of course
>>2988023by "this stuff" I meant sexy greentext in general.
>>2988020I can't understand these words I'm hearing due to accent. Is it actually found, or are they just >implying they found it again?
>>2987976It just SB and his art.
>>2987898>Remember that mlpg always says that greentext is a crutch>Start writing legitimate prose>Realize it's awful>Get discouraged and don't want to finish the story>Let everyone down
>>2987636>mfw when i just jacked it to donkey blowing load in condom videohow did they even get it on
>>2988046They're 99.99+% sure, yeah
>>2988051God damn it I want to 69 my bro.greentext is a crutch but that's not a bad thing.pls
>>2988012Honestly, I give no shits when normalsex stuff is posted.It's when you fucks start posting shit about farts and massive gaping anuses or piss or any of that other gross shit that I start complainingFeel free to call me a hypocrite.
>>2988051Aww...
>>2988059so they're >implying very heavily. got it.what does this mean? explain this like I'm five if you can.
>>2988057>You will never be a horse teacher in charge of a horse classroom>One of your horse students will never have uncontrollable horse boners>You will never get so fed up that you put a horse condom on them with your horse mouth>Their horse condom will never gradually fill up over the course of the class
>>2988065hey man, fair enough. It is kind of funny that you would a pony but something like farts pisses you off, but hey, people are complex.
>>29879864.9sigmaSO FUCKING CLOSEIt won't be long till we get a few more events to push it over the line
>>2988059i believe everything i read on the internet!
/sci/ is exploding right now.
>>2988079 heresorry, you never said you would a pony
>>2988020>>2988059
>>2988042I assume you have skipped >>2985025may be at last you could draw some consensual cuddling/kissing between Celestia and Chrysalis please (that's my fetish)
You know, even if it meant life with a nice, intelligent, loving marshmallow mare as a reward, even if she was a goddamn princess, I wouldn't be able to kill anyone.
>>2988078what da fuck am i reading here
>>2987986>comic sans ms>comic sans ms>comic sans ms>comic sans ms>comic sans msWHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING
>>2987941I'm flattered that I could give you an orgasm like that.>>2987989>>2988025Sorry you two, but I'm beat. If you want more just imagine that he takes you back with him. He said that you weren't going back to the mines, not that he was going to let you go.
>>2988072It means that by all practical means, yes, they totally confirmed they got the Higgs Boson discovered. they just won't say they're 100% sure because they love to be technical about it.
>>2988030>implying i will share iti will take your waifu out on dates and eat apples with her
>>2988096>not worthy of waifu>2011
>>2988072a 3sigma event justifies >implying a phenomenona 5 sigma event is confirmation of a phenomenonThey have it at 4.9 sigma of finding a new boson (it's so massive that it's almost certainly the higgs)so with a few more observations they have absolute proof of it
>>2988083>implying i'm not a PhD scientist
>4.9 SIGMA
>>2988096not even Vince Russo?
4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9 4.9
http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/play_higgs.htmlMost brilliant minds on EarthAre using comic sans in their presentations
>>2987981What did it then?
>>2988144They're scientists, not designersAs a whole the presentation is fucking ugly
>>2988080What's so important about finding a boson that is higher than 5.0sigma?
I don't understand any of this /sci/ stuff.
>>2988113>>2988131okay, so what might this discovery lead to in the future? go ahead and spitball if you feel like it.
>>2988144look at worldwide top twitter trends
>>2988065i just can't stand farting thing.makes me want to gag but i don't have to read it so it doesn't matter>>2985025>>2988092 I keep getting lots of requests when I'm not taking them like this. It's really difficult for me to keep track and I most likely will not do them. It's alright right now because I finished all the requests i've committed to (I hope?) so I'll do the CelestiaTwi one, but in the future please wait if you actually want me to do it.Kein i swear to god if that's you again
>>2988154no one is meant to understand physics, it's a giant scam to get grant moneythat's why i'm a biologist; i'm too honest for physics
>>2988027Fine. What a about a cauldron, immense jar, tub, or mixing bowl?
>>2988153>implying 5.0 sigma is a property of particlesYou obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
>>2988079Honestly, I just can't stand fetishes that aren't my own.probably stems from me being a massive faggot so everywhere i go to try and get my jollies off it's LOL FETISHfucking LGBT
>>2988072>>2988113And technically, science can't really ever prove anything in the strictest sense, only mathematics can do that.But this does patch the biggest hole in the Standard Model, and has a few implications for the future. For one thing, string theory is now even less likely to be an accurate model.
>>2988171>Biology>Hard science
>>2988173>not drinking your candy pony semen straight from the source
>>2988178>Hard sciencethat is the most adorable concept of which i have ever heard
So if they find this Higgs BosonWhat does that doHow does it make our lives better?
>>2988157it basically just confirms what a lot of physicists have though about the universe for the last several decades, but haven't yet been able to prove
>>2988169Wait, sorry, I have a Rarity lineart i must color first. Excuse me. you can see why this is a problem
>>2988138Nope.I can't really cope well with the idea of depriving anything or anyone of life, even if they're an asshole. Unless it's to the significant advantage a large enough amount of people I can't do it.
>>2988153sigma is a degree of certainty, the higher the sigma, the less chance that all the observations were purely by chance.5 sigma is 99.999, i believe, 4.9 is 99.99
>>29881535 sigma means probability that the observations WEREN'T random is within 5 standard deviations which is 99.99.....%When you have that certainty the observation is confirmedIt has nothing to do with the particleIt's just humorous that we're so close
>>2988191mass relays
>>2988177Shit, nigga. I'd have been convinced with a 4.0.I knew they had it with the last big release.>string theory is less likelyha ha, no
>>2988191that's like going back in time and asking how the discovery of the electron makes our lives bettershit if we know, maybe not at all
okayso this higgs boson thing apparently helps explain massdoes that mean pic related in the future?
>>2988191it means we'll be able to find a way to transport to a universe where YOU AREN'T A FAGGOTlol jk i love you anon
>>2986639I want to write some kind of Flutterfeelfic incorporating weed somehow, but I can't really think of anything to surround that one idea.
Can you guys reccommend me some >Fanfictionpls.
Oh shitThink about what FOX is going to do with the confirmation of a "God" particle.
>>2988226cupcakes.
>>2988220>implying a universe exists where anon isn't a fag
>>2988227>God particle
>felt like searching for pony games>found thisI dunno how should I feel about this.
>>2988226Dangerous BusinessLike Fine Wine
>>2988226>MLPG>FanfictionYou're in the wrong neighborhood.
>>2988237>That black one in the backgroundHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
PRIVATE EYESTHEY'RE WATCHING YOUTHEY SEE YOUR EEEEeeeEEEeeeEVERY MOVE
>>2988226Fallout: Equestria and its various spinoffs.
>>2988237>GFthat feel, mlpg.
>>2988237>Rarity: The Game
>>2988207Welp, I'm sold.
can you guys explain this Higgs Boson particle like I'm 5? I understand it has something to do with causing objects to have mass?
>>2988248
>>2988237What the fuck is wrong with their noses?Is there a SARS outbreak or something?
>>2988215god willing, no.
>>2988215Who knows? We've just found the thing, although we've suspected it was there for some time. Who can really tell if we'll be able to manipulate these bosons in the future? Maybe, maybe it'll have little real-world consequence.Either way, the only way we'll find out is if we let science march on.
>>2988226my little dashie read by mic the microphone
>>2988213>we don't know if the discovery of the electron has made our lives betterjust the sort of scientific illiteracy I'd expect from Dinofag
>>2988225I've been trying to do the same with Celestia for about a week nowI'm starting to think it can't be done
>>2988276>GOING BACK IN TIMEIlliteracy pls go
>>2988262Mushroom crotch spores are dangerous,
>>2988227that really rustles my jimmies
>>2988256It's the thing that gives other, bigger things their mass. Sort of.
>>2988262How would I know. I also came around this:http://www.bratzgamestoplay.info/games/game.php?id=3
>>2988051>MLPG says it's a crutch.>Yet they love it.Don't fall for it bro.
>>2988265oh wait they actually found it?well hot dog, sweden is finally pulling it's weight
>>2988295So what gives the Higgs Boson its mass?
>>2988263the character or the implications behind the character?
>>2988276he's technically correct. we don't know what would have happened had the electron not been discovered.
>>2988270>pacceseriously?HA HA
>>2988157This is the standard modelIt can model almost everything in nature except gravityIt is pretty much perfect except the capital H's (H) stands for the Higgs Boson, which till today we weren't sure existedIt's not going to make your car get better mileage tomorrow but it's still a big deal in research
>>2988011What about it?
>>2988225HOLD ON hold on it's coming to me...You go over to your girlfriend Fluttershy's house, and neither of you know each other smokes dat bud. Until you find her poorly hidden bong that's shaped like a tree. I'll do it tommorow though because I'm kind of tired.
>>2988225Just write a totally chill fic about helping her with her animals, walking around ponyville together, and then watching the sunset/starsInclude lots of interaction between you and Fluttershy.>>2988278MESSAN WITH LUNAMESSAN WITH MANE SIXGIGGLING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS AND FALLING ON EACHOTHERBeing totally relaxed as you slowly come downJust laying against eachother, talking.
>>2988256think of the entire universe like a giant vat of syrupdrop some balls through it, the balls have the same size, but some of the balls draw more syrup to themselves, they slow down. some of them don't even interact with the syrup and sail on through.the syrup is the higgs field, the balls are various kinds of particles (electrons carry almost no mass, while something like the top quark is fucking enormous). the slower they go through the syrup, the more mass they havethe higgs boson is the carrier particle for the higgs field, like how the photon carries the eletromagnetic forcetldr; video games
>>2988256There's a really fucking huge equation called "The Standard Model." It explains many things about why the universe does what it does. It had a missing slot, and we just found what goes in there.
>>2988323jessy pls stop hatting usanon said you hat us, pls don'twe don't hat you, jessy
>>2988309The higgs field
Guys, what do pone feets smell like?
>>2988312>implying electricity and electronic devises hadn't already contributed immensely to society by the time the electron was discovered
>>2988301Emperor preserve me...
>>2988256Higgs bogsin explaination in neat illustrated formathttp://vimeo.com/41038445
>>2988302cocaine is a crutch for plenty of folks. plenty of folks love cocaine. therefore, plenty of folks love crutches.
>>2988323>>2987993You said you pictured flamboyant gay men dancing and frolicking while eating oreos. I was trying to imply you were thinking of BronyCon.
>>2988276you forgot to transport your perception back in time dumb dumb.they had no idea what it would do to technology, if anything (well, they had some idea, but the analogy holds)
>>2988303Well, they're almost certain they've found it. A few more tests and they'll be entirely certain in the somewhat autistic manner science can require. For most intents and purposes, yes, they have.
>>2988295Okay.>>2988320>>2988336Ah, it all makes sense now.How exactly did they get this equation?that's probably a little deep>>2988349Oh, videos, thank you. I'll watch this after i finish rendering Rarity's ass.
>>2988319>cargo shortsthat is pacce alright. nathan and pacce are the only people here who really love cargo shorts and will angrily defend them any chance they get.
>>2988345I have to agree. I think that was even worse than the Xenos.
>tfw you get an abrasion on your penis from masturbating too much and you still want to fap but it hurts so you fight through the pain to masturbate
>>2988372God bestowed sacred knowledge upon one scientist.
>>29883726deep12u
>>2988336well, reinforcing the standard model isn't actually a good thing. it explains a lot, but has very glaring problems
>>2988309That's sort of like asking "what gives blue things their blue?" The Higgs Boson is the fundamental particle that creates mass in other particles.
>>2988376Yeah man, it's all about blue jeans
>>2988361>implying they didn't already have plenty of electronic devices
>>2988362coolwhat's it look like?i bet it looks like twilight's face
>>2988384what happens if you just power through the refractory period
>>2988353Dude, you have no idea how fun crutches are.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOnCWylkYn4
>>2988390oh good god, get a load of this faggot
>>2988344yes, but unless you're a pan-dimensional being or a time traveler, we cannot know what would have happened had the electron not been discovered. the impact of electricity before its discovery is irrelevant.
>>2988397>look likelook implies light, which implies photons
>>2988360Homosexuality and zoophilia with fictional characters is different. I was referring to the recent oreo "scandal".
>>2988388So this is the jesus particle.>>2988389Unfortunately.
>>2988384>That feel when you have callouses on your dick from this and it takes an exceptionally strong libido to make your dick hurt again.I can (and do) safely masturbate up to 6 times a day. Any more than that for any number of days in a row and my dick tells me to fuck off.
if i were to drink a glass of higgs bison, what are the chances it will turn me into a pony and port me to rarity bathroom?
>>2988414you're describing a tautology
>>2988399It's not enjoyable.
>>2988420>You will never eat this cookie.
>>2988419yeah, but likedoes it have a shape or something?
>>2988411http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Model#Challengesrequired reading
>>2988426100%Call up CERN right now and see if they'll sell you some.
what you faggots are failing to realize is that this isn't just filling a hole in the standard modelit means supersymmetrythis is good evidence for string theory
>>2988392>The Higgs Boson is the fundamental particle that creates mass in other particles.I'll bet you almost anything they find something below it within the next century.
>>2988420That still looks delicious
>>2988426You've probably drank a higgs boson before
>>2988196;_;I will wait.
>>2988426if you were to drink a glass of higgs bosons, they would decay back into other particles and gamma rays within a infinitesimal volume of timeso nothing, i guess
>>2988437At the scale we're talking about here, the shapes of anything at all is almost certainly beyond our comprehension, and there's no way for us to test for it anyway.
>>2988428Have they discovered the tauton particle yet?
>>2986970>>2986935>mfw Ross can actually draw decently but he always inserts his fat fetish into thingsI think he's getting slightly better, though.
>>2988420Fuck you, Oreo. I'm not buying your shit ever again.
>>2988465He's getting worse
>>2988448>string theorists
>>2988440>gets all info from wikihoo boy
>>2988465Nah, he just fucking hates MLPG.
>>2988465I think if Ross actually kept his fetish out of his art and actually acted like a human being he would be a great drawfag.But who am I kidding.
>>2988463yes, they have discovered the tauton particle, but they've also discovered the particle of tauton
>>2988437but to answer your question, yeah it's kinda of a sphere-ish looking thing
>>2988478I'm an aspiring microbiologist. Physics means very little to me unless they find a way to circumvent the speed of light.
>>2988426Yes.
>>2987993>>2988323Jessy, draw Tsundere Moon plz
Daily reminder that we're responsible of this fandom. Don't forget it
>>2988490>there will never be a particle that looks like Celestia's ass
>>2988501>implying physics doesn't underpin literally everything you do and learn
>>2988384/mu/ pls go.>>>/mu/26172774
I don't want to be /sci/
>>2988440>WikipediaAt least try not to be such a fag and link a source at the bottom of the page with that shit.
>>2988501>Babby cant into biophysicsNigga. I'm modeling human tissue growth based on the heat of enthalpy of cell formation.
>>2988501>physics means little to microbiologyc'mon, nigga, you shittin me?
>>2988508If it wasn't us, it would have been someone else.We weren't the only ones who gave a fuck, just the largest congregation.
>>2988437>Just today we were proud of finding out what the shadow of an atom looks likeAND THIS ASSHOLE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT A SUBATOMIC PARTICLE LOOKS LIKE WHEN WE JUST DISCOVERED IT
>yfw light slows down as it passes through something like a diamond, but when it reaches the other side it assumes the same speed it had before encountering the object.
>>2988519neither do Ican we go back to greentext now
>>2988519I love it when we're /sci/
>just turn 21>go out and buy a bottle of vodka to celebrate legal drinking age>mix third of a bottle of vodka into half-drunk bottle of Dr. Pepper>drink half of mixture>later get horny>go into bathroom>get idea to piss on self and into mouth>invert self holding lower back with hands>can't piss for forty minutes despite no boner and several Dr. Pepper bottles before this one>try for more than an hour>give up and get out of shower>chug the rest of the bottle of Dr. Pepper and vodka>piss into bottle until the bottle is half full again>drink all the pissoh godwhat have I done
>>2988508that would mean that /mlp/ generals have something to do with the old /co/ generalsthat ain't the case
>>2988527Makes sense.
>>2988534bear grylls pls go
>>2988519NOYOU SCIENCE TODAY
>>2988420It's all the same shit to me. I was there at In 'N Out when the faggot yelled "I like to fuck dogs" at all the cars in drive-thru.
>>2988534XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2988465i think he has pretty good technical skills but refuses to draw anything but his fetishes. I just personally don't like his extremely round style.>>2988458i dunno if i will get to it tonight even. I'll try, but honestly I feel kinda spent. i've done nothing but draw this week.
>>2988527Well yeah.It's like that for any substance.Light only moves at the speed of light in a vacuum.
>>2988534I had some vodka at 18.The legal drinking age is something me and my german family have always disregarded.the kids don't get any more than a couple shots, ever
>>2988527And?
>>2988533everyones finished jacking off to fetish greentexts. that is when the real discussion begins here.
>>2988527>light behaves with some aspects of a particle and some of a wave>the less you think about it the better-PHYS 103
>>2988529>tfw tried it with the guards.>Didn't work.Enjoy your brainy shit.
>>2988560>Quantum electrodynamics behaves probabilistically, and this is something man can never overcome, no matter how advanced our science and technology becomes
>>2988527>implying it really slows downoh you mean phase velocity
>>2988560Actually, that second point in general is accurate for physics these days.
I am excited for Medal of Honor: Warfighter because it looks like a good way for kiddies to learn that the SEALs aren't the best of the bestCan we be /k/ or /v/
QUANTUM COMPUTING WHEN
>>2988534>you will never convince an equally-drunk Berry Punch to use your mouth as a urinal
>>2988573>He thinks it remains at the same velocity.
>>2988560>Changes depending on observationthat still fucks me up
>>2988581I'd be okay with being /v/ for a bit.
>>2988534Oh fuckI honestly don't remember having searched for "gay muscles" on e621MLPG do I suck at drinking?Am I doing my german/irish heritage a disservice with my inability to suffer a shitty bottle of low quality vodka for an evening
>>2988581No vidya, only /sci/ here.
I really love this 333456's art.trigger warning: anthro
>mfw americans clap after discovering a particle
>>2988601>I honestly don't remember having searched for "gay muscles" on e621MY SIDES ARE IN ORBITYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
>>2988608HahahahaWouldn't you?
>Europeans clasp when they solve physics
>>2988596I'd be fine with it too, but first we gotta check my 7
>>2988608>mfw no face
>>2988589>confusing phase velocity with instaneous speed
>>2988606>spoilering a trigger warning
>>2988608>european funded particle accelerator>euro conference
>>2988606why are you posting this here?
>>2988606>anthrootherwise that's quite nice
>>2988606Theeere we go
http://kotaku.com/5923400/dude-gets-kidnapped-in-dayz-tweets-the-whole-thingAHAHAHAAHAHAHAoh god my sidesday was made
>>2988608>mfw they're Australianand wouldn't you?
I wish I understood physics more
>>2988606god damn that is goodnever seen it beforethank you
>>2988523When I said aspiring I meant aspiring. I don't know shit about it yet because I'm getting my core credits taken care of at a community college before transferring to a real college.
>>2988481>>2988520>all cited>implying the hard physics wiki articles are not incredibly accurate and up to date and constantly policed by mods
>>2988618>>2988629>>2988638It was a jokeI should have known better, sorry
>>2988606MUPPET FACE
>>2988606>>2988606get dunked faggot with your shitty furry anthroWHY SUCH PEOPLE EXIST?
>>2988606>trigger warningGets me every time
>>2987898>"Don't give me that look. I'm just saying that if you're up for it, we can head back to my place and chill there.">"Oh, that wouldn't be so bad. You wouldn't mind if I crashed there, would you?">"Nah, that'd be fine. Let's get out of here, the music in this place is killing me">They head back to the apartment Soarin' keeps for his time on the ground>"Sorry it's a bit small. Now you know why I always get the ladies to take me to their place">"I always figured it was because you didn't want them knowing where you lived.">Braeburn takes a seat on the couch, Soarin' tosses him a beer>"So, you wanna play some video games? Watch a movie? Drinksomebeersandsuckeachotheroff?">"Well I never was one for the vidya, I guess we could watch a movie. Wait, what was that last one?">"Uh, nothing. Go ahead and pick one off the shelf, they're all good"
>>2988635Bravo.
>>2988639nobody really properly understands physics any more
>>2988654>Hates Anthro>Watches a show full of anthro ponies
>>2988637>Gawker is killing their own communities with their shitty comment system
>>2988661this pleases me. continue.
>>2988653It's like someone took the whole "exotic, bestial beauty" part of furfaggotry and decided that "exotic monster with a face not unlike an ugly woman's" was better
>>2988635> horn still visiblenewb
>>2988646Okay, coolAs it turns out, a good background in physics is really important for microbiologyNow it's true that there are plenty of microbioloigists who know fuck all about physics. A lot of them know fuck all about chemistry.But the more they know in those fields, the better they are at microbiology.
>>2988682The horn's fineThe face was eeeeuuuughh
>>2988665Correctionhates creatures that are so anthro that it's animal heads on human bodiesis okay with talking quadrupedal alien telepaths
>>2988665>durrrr I am fucking retarded, please kill me
>>2988581Everybody knows that the SAS and SBS shits on everything else, even fucking COD teaches you thisHell, my cousin who's going into the British Marines soon has to do a preliminary physics course before he can even get into training, which takes 8 whole months. Then after that you have to do field simulations which takes another 6 months. They don't see combat for over a fucking year, the Brits don't fuck around when it comes to military.
>>2988661>Spider rolling down a sand dune.gif
>>2988663>nobody will ever understand physics because everytime the scientific community thinks they understand everything, isaac newton gets reincarnated again to turn science upside down and ruin it for everyone
>>2988661the faggots among us are enjoying it, pay no heed to >>2988702
Haven't been here in weeks.What ever happened with AB?
>>2988693>>2988665see >>2988692> sentenals in the threadautistic faggots
>>2988699SFOD-D > SAS > Everything elsesorry
>>2988699>which takes 8 whole monthsThe training, that is, not the physics course, fucking hell
>>2988710>OH MAN I BETTER DEFEND THE HONOR OF SOME RANDOM GREENTEXT WRITER, LEAST HE GET ANGRY AT AN ANONYMOUS COMMENT AND STOP POSTING GAY PONY PORN>MAN WE SURE JUST AVERTED A CRISIS
>>2988711He reformed himself and is now a priest in his local church.
>>2988730ilu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLAS DETECTED IT AT 5 SIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT ALONG WITH CMS DOING IT A 4.9 SIGMAIT'S DONEPHYSICS IS FINISHEDWE CAN GO HOME NOW
Balancing shitty and disgusting art with more or less good art.i wish all those faggots who has no taste left these threads. It would be a paradise.
>>2988732pic related
>>2988747hit the reset button, godwe beat your gay little game
>>2988717Oh god, I make a distinction between different levels of anthro.I'm sentenal. Better stop actually fucking thinking about things with all the shades of gray and go into a simple minded "ANTHRO OR NOT BAD OR GOOD HEAVEN OR HELL LETS ROCK" mindset, because nobody wants to be sentenal.
>>2988747Atlas?You mean the guys who did Persona?
>>2988730Hey, I haven't posted before and I like itwhy don't you just hide the main post so that every post commenting on it gets hidden as well.then we can all be happy
>>2988759>yfw that's what they were doing instead of making persona 5
>>2988747so.. what now
>>2988718>>2988699Do you fuckers even into GROM?Look at that fucking emblem, look at it. GROM literally means "thunder".
>>2988758if someone is wrong you dont have to explain itjust be a man and call them a fag instead of sperging out like some sort of faggot
>>2988751Now that's a poni I would cuddle with nonsexually.
>>2988774I do that when I'm dealing with fratboys and my father, but not on an imageboard where thinking before you speak is easier than usual and I have nothing to loseAlso I fap to anthro dragonnesses
>>2988747People thought physics was over a hundred years ago, and you can see how hilariously wrong they were. It's not over, there is still plenty more to learn about the universe
so seriously, when do we start making teleporters and fucking alien women?
>>2988802>teleporters>not mass relaysget fucked
>>2988756Oh man it's synching with the stream.
>>2988751>>2988756my sunshine ~<3> tfw when you will never softly whisper these word into Celestia's ear, making it itch slightly from your soft breath and make her flap it adorably
>>2988806that's what im trying to do
Fluttershy is an irredeemable bitch because she made my waifu cry.
>>2988747>>2988747>>2988747TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!!!
>>2988810>tfw you will never fall asleep while cuddling with Celestia, and she delays sunset until you wake up.
>>2988806yeah no, i want to distance reality as far as possible from the Mass Effect seriesthat shit is terrible
>>2988810>you will never blow into pony's ear and make it twitch>you will never look away before pony looks back at you>pony will never figure out that you are the one blowing it its ear
>>2988802So you want something that would kill you and teleport your copy to another location?
>>2988812You gonna bust out your combat shotgun and barrett .50 cal bro?
>>2988581>That feel when the 75th Rangers won't be in it
>>2988836yes.
>>2988810>"My sunshine~">"Anon, I am the one who raises the sun. I am not actually so grossly incandescent.">>2988831>She doesn't because she has an entire planet to rotate and its population is more important than two people
>all this clappingreminds me of a certain con
>>2988747wait watwe higgs boson now or something?
>>2988630>anthro is against the rules>porn is against the ruleswhy wouldnt he post it here?
>Wake up.>Notice your room is...off.>Not again...>Sighing you open the window, and in the same motion grab the fire extinguisher you have stashed.>You hear a shuffling in the closet as you approach the door.>You kick it open and blast the interior with the contents of the extinguisher, causing a coughing, gasping Chrysalis is crawl out.>A swift kick in the chest sends her out the window.>You need to invest in better window locks...
>>2988834I have an ulterior motive. I want to see mai husbandu Garrus.
>>2988848Higgscon when
>>2988588>'You sure 'bout this, anon?'>she stares down past her belly at you, and you glance up at her, your lips still wrapped firmly around her slit>'mmhmmn'>'W'll okay...'>It takes minutes for her to relax enough, and it starts with only a few quick squirts, but after you slide your tongue in to help her she lets go, and hot liquid flows steadily into you>You could swear you can taste the wine
>>2988747OH SHIThttp://www.forbes.com/sites/singularity/2012/07/04/physicists-at-cern-confirm-discovery-of-elusive-higgs-particle-essential-to-understanding-the-universe/
>>2988848>Bronies wave their arms too and fro while a shitty remixed song is played.
>>2988860>Higgsconholy shit yes
MLPG what do when drunkis pony episodes more enjoyable after a stupid amount of first-time drinking?I'm probably going to feel really stupid when I wake up for asking this so expect some sperglord apologizing at 11AM-1PM CST apologizing for being a stupid tipsy sperglord.
>>2988794>Also I fap to anthro dragonnessessethisto pls go
>>2988831>celestia required to raise the sunthat was already confirmed bullshit in that stupid play where unicorns rose the sun before celestia.
>>2988873watch ponidrinkwatch more poni
>>2988758Umm... If you are >>2988692 then I was implying you are correct, anon, that you are sir, gentleman and scholar. Other are autistic faggots and disgusting furries with no taste in good artwork.But if you are one of the others, well, you now who you are faggot.
>>2988844That would not be you though.Man, this future stuff stuff is as bad as those "food" pills.
>>2988873yes, watch pone. or you could hang around and make stupid/rambunctious posts.
>>2988873I find the Apple pony episodes to be particularly enjoyable when drunk.
>>2988860I'd go to higgscon
>>2988895that sounds like a highway to shitposting
>>2988851>She sits outside of your house crying, wondering why you suddenly decided to be ultraviolent and hate her when you were cuddling last night>Meanwhile anon is beaming, thinking himself great for being needlessly xenophobic while completely unaware that he has proved that his own attention and love hungry species is as much of a threat as any other
>>2988888>not liking food pills
>>2988888nice quints bro
>>2988846>Celestia will never sing 'You are my sunshine' as she cradles you.
>>2988836Holy shit, someone else realizes this.High five bro.
>>2988661>Braeburn takes a quick look through Soarin's collection>He doesn't recognize any of them, most of them have titles that sound like movies he's heard of, but they don't really make any sense.>Not wanting to look like a country bumpkin, he picks one out and puts it in>"Good choice, one of my favorites">The movie starts with scenes of an athletic team similar to the wonderbolts in training>The dialog is awful, and it's mostly just plot-shots of mares in skin-tight bodysuits>The team's practice ends and they retire to the locker room>"This sure is a strange movie. Don't they usually have separate lockers for colts and mares?">"Shh, the best part's coming up">Braeburn is surprised to see the co-ed shower scene>So surprised he doesn't even notice that both he and Soarin' are sporting erections>And he certainly wasn't expecting he's best bro's hoof to reach over and give him a gentle stroke
>tfw you're starting to find shota cute
>>2988888>quintsbut i've always wanted my own clonethen neither of would be____
>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888>>2988888
/v/ please fuck off holy shit
>>2988909>this is what she thinks>what she doesn't realize is that you were kidnapped and replaced by a rival changeling queen after she fell asleep
>>2988851> A swift kick in the chest sends her out the window.>>2988909>She sits outside of your house cryingwhat the fuck is wrong with you faggots ;_;
>>2988882>>2988898thanks, I'll do thatI don't know what I would do with my freetime without you guysYou people are too nice to a shithead like me, goodnight
>>2988931More like /mu/
>>2988916gayfag here: more?
>>2988916I'm am so fucking okay with the way this is heading you have no fucking idea
>>2988916Damn it, you're making me want to continue that Rover thing even though I should be asleep.
>>2988942>dem blue eyes>dat blue hairmore?
>>2988888I remember reading a magazine about the future from the 1960's. Alot of the stuff about augmentations came true
>>2988914Don't do this to me.
>>2988914>Celestia will never cradle a brutally maimed Luna>She'll never start to sing you are my sunshine very slowly with a tear choked voice to her unresponsive body>the camera will never slowly zoom out of the dark palace chamber>the screen will never go black>To be continued will never end the episode
Damn, the other night we were all feels and chillNow it's fanfiction and shit
>>2988939Hey, I am just trying to get on with the creepy stalker Chrysalis.I opened the window and everything.I am a goddamn gentleman.Not like it hurt her or anything.
>>2988952I would let him fuck me so hard <3
>>2988916please go onsoarin' and braeburn are my favorite gaypone
God that Spiderman movie is just complete shit.
>>2988920i recently went through this phase. i was worried for a bit but it only lasted about a week. what killed it for me is there is very little decent porn to fap too.
>>2988851We need more feels like these.
>>2988959>6 month hiatus till the conclusion.
>>2988976i liked itfight me
Little cartoon horses.
>>2988979Not /y/ stuff, like, /cm/ stuff.I find it so adorable :3
>>2988950Continue!Continue!Continue!plz
>>2988976What the new one? Did you just see it?
>>2988967>himplease don't ruin my fantasy..
>>2988909You have to realize that hate-anon is roleplaying, and in his roleplay he is a giant muscular man from outer space that is autistic and comically violentJust ask him what he would do if a xeno woke him up in the middle of the night
>>2988992LITTLER
>>2988991you have shit taste in art and music, your opinion means nothing to me
>>2988994man I know that feelif I could find more stallions just like kissing and hugging I'd be a very happy bifag
>>2989011Big Mac/Caramel, maybe? I think they'd be adorable together.
I-I-I h-h-have n-n-no f-f-friends....I-I b-b-buy t-t-t-them w-w-w-ith m-m-money...
>>2989001>implying that he isn't a trap>implying that traps aren't hot as fuck
>>2988916REAL LOVE ONLY EXISTS BETWEEN MEN
>>2989002>Pinkie pulls him out of stasis>"WAKE UP CUPCAK-">GET DUNKED>pinkie's head is removed, spun on one finger, and tossed into a convenient basketball net>she bounces a few times and rolls under the couch>"hey, I found a quarter!"
>>2989002>Mfw that greentext wasn't me>Mfw I imagine the whole scenario completely different>Mfw I only do the excessively violent hate stuff because you expect me to
why does rover porn feel way more furry than pony porn? is it because rover is an actual anthro dog?that must be it.
>>2989022that's it, im outta here..
>>2989005So cute.
>>2988986I agree.We need more Anon having to deal with Stalker bug.>Ladder factories may or may not be involved.>Trabble may or may not be wanted.
Let's talk about fagtrips
oh wow I just randomly started listening to biggie smallsno wonder gangsters drink and listen to hip-hopwhich pony besides AJ and Pinkie would use the most mind-altering substancesRarity doing coke because of "riding the white horse" doesn't count
>>2988959>>2988959fuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fukfuku fuku fuk
>>2989034Just kidding, Anon.I only had three pics of him.
>>2989040But we're not Daytime MLPG.
>>2989045fluttershy takes zanex
>>2989045If weed counts, yellowquiet
>>2989002If a xeno woke me up in the middle of the night, I would probably rape it.Does that make me a chestburster?
>>2989045Lyra and BonBon
>>2988920I know this feel.I don't want to fap to it or anything but it's so god damn adorable.>>2989007but i haven't even expressed a taste in musiceveryone has their own >opinions and i can see reasons not to like it but they don't bug me
>>2989032Its probably because Rover is an actual furry.He has a cool design though.
Lyra is a very bisexual pone
>>2989055>zanexIt's Xanax
>>2989021>Police Pony dealing with a bout of depression.>She hates having to talk to dispatch.>They always ask her to repeat what she said.>It's almost always repeated on the verge of tears.
>>2989057No that makes you a Facehugger.
>>2989069>our language allows for ridiculous spelling and fails to sound intimidating like older indo-european languagesenglish sucks
>>2989069i'm glad to say that i have never needed to know that
>>2989045Neither.
>>2989020shit yesI really wish there were more stallions in MLPG because my adorable shiplist is very light, which probably hurts artists who draw great cute ship shit
>>2989045Fluttershy and weed, if weed is considered a mind-altering substanceShe probably does shrooms too
>>2989056twilight does amphetaminesonly as a study aid of course
>>2989075fuck you that made me feel ;_;
>>2989079>mlpg is facehuggers
>>2989075I-I... What is this feeling in my heart?
>you now realize the guy shitting up the thread with gay muscle furry bullshit is wolf nanaki.
>>2989097Dat pointless censor
>>2989075Aw ;~;
>>2989090We DO talk about cuddles and rape a lot.Would you cuddle a pone's face?
HEY GUYSGOD PARTICLE EXISTSTHUS GOD EXISTSYOU MAD ATHEIST BRONIES?
>>2989095You gonna die
>>2989097I've been one of them, and I'm not nanaki.
>>2989075>Police Anon decides that enough is enough>he pulls the carriage over and grabs her into a tight cuddle>fuck duty, you have a pony to cheer up
>>2989097I don't think that's how veins work
>all these fire worksGuys, you have no idea how happy it makes me that so many people are this excited about the Higgs!My faith in mankind might be on the mend...
The space marines are asleep.Post cute bug lady.
>>2989097how does that dick even connect to the body?>mfw i am bothered by anatomy in gay furry porni will just be quiet now
>>2989112YesFacecuddleblowjobs
>>2989126
>>2988916>"Just what the hay is going on here?">"Nothing to get upset about, you just relax and watch the movie.">The alcohol must be getting to Braeburn, because his attempt at arguing dies in his throat>The hoof on his cock certainly isn't helping either>And the cool saliva dripping on his shaft makes it difficult to watch the movie (which has progressed in to a full-on shower orgy)Now, Braeburn certainly isn't a virgin, and he's had his share of blowjobs, but feels so different. Soarin's powerful tongue combined with the haze of the alcohol push Braeburn to the edge faster than he's ever been before. "Oooh, careful partner, I can't take much more of that." Enthusiastically, Soarin' pushes himself down, taking the flared head even deeper. Unable to contain himself, "Aaaaaa-" Braeburn starts to yell before Soarin' puts a hoof in his mouth. Like a champ, Soarin' swallows the load, licking his lips and his softening manhood clean. "Just like apples. You're pretty tasty, you know that?" A contented sigh is Braeburn's only response.
>>2989126HERESY EMPRAH EXTERMINATUS
>>2989124yeah, usually people are only ever so enthusiastic about jingoi-AH FUCK
>>2989134>Fluttershy cums momentarily before dying
>>2989090>facehuggers
>>2989134Then why even hold your breath at all?
>>2989120>adding random oversized veins to dicksFUCK i hate this so much but it seems like so many people to this. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY, it doesnt look good, it doesnt make it look more realistic what is the goddamn point.
>>2989080I agreelojban should be standard because it makes the most sensexirma gletu
Could an OC still be considered a self-insert even if none of their personality traits or looks are similar to your own?
>>2989113>civilized world makes important, breakthrough discovery about the very nature of the universe>americans take it as an excuse to attack atheists
>>2989124what fireworks? Bronycon's ones?
>>2989140FUCK YEAH!
>>2989140I'm not sure what he's saying. It's some language from the stars, long since passed from the memory of man.Does anyone here speak it?
Which pone likes Radiohead the most?
>>2989126It's not heresy when it's cute.
>>2989084>MLPGIn MLPG or MLP anon?There's a decent amount of stallions in MLP now y'know.Most artists just don't draw them for some reason...
>>2989169>CuteBut that's wrong.
>>2989162google cinco de mayothat's what happens in america on july 4
>>2989157>xirma>horse sexOh, anon
>>2989183Except with more drinking and less beheading.
>>2989159No more than Aragorn or Frodo were self-inserts of Tolkein
>>2989189>less beheadingyou'd be surprised
>>2989170MLPI am stupid tonight
>>2989157Is lojban hard to learn?It seems like such a neat idea for a language, but I don't want to put forth a bunch of time and effort for something no one else uses
>>2989193How about Tom Bombadil?
>>2989165Bitch I speak perfect 40kid>>2989140EMPRAH CHAOS WARP IMMATERIUM GOLDEN THRONE HORUS ORKS BATTLE BROTHER, HERESY XENOS. TAU COMMISSAR HAT, KHORNE SLAANESH CHAINSWORD. INQUISITION.
>>2989176Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean, unless they are cute.
>>2989183As a San Antonio-fag who lives through Fiesta and then cinco de mayo every year, the fireworks for 4th of july are nothing compared to those holidays
>>2989075>Being the first human ponies encountered wan an experience.>You try to find a comfortable position, despite the restraints.>Despite the bruises.>You have noticed they try to cycle the same guards to keep you in sight, all from what you can tell are the small towns local police.>You hear chuckling far down the building.>A new watch walks in, the one she is relieving tries to stiffle a laugh as he leaves.>She still noticed.>She looks at you, her face is red with embarrassment.>"D-d-d-d...">She tries to compose herself.>"D-d-d..don't t-t-try an-n-nything f-f-fu-n-n-ny!"
>>2989217I WANT TO FUCK BUGPONEPRETTY BAD
>>2989086Of course.Nobody stays around the library long enough to find her stash, and everyone assumes her freakouts are just her being her.Nobody bats an eye when she started twitching like she's tweaked out. Or when she started itching her skin raw. Or when she suddenly excused herself, saying she forgot something at the library.Everything was fine, everyone thought.Until they visited her one day and found her passed out on the floor, foam coming out the corners of her mouth
>>2989159Even if they aren't self-inserts, they can still be special snowflakes.
>>2989217I agree with you. Luckily that thing you just posted isn't cute.
>>2989204Stop trying to mess with my pointOC means original character, ie you came up with it yourselfa self-insert is putting yourself into the story by means of adapting your personality to a character that you introduce.
>>2989217hence the survival of navigators in the imperium
>>2989201It's balls difficultit's like learning to speak a programming languagestill not as hard as japanese or chinese though
>>2987051feels god man
>words start to look weird after writing it multiple timesuuugghhh
>>2989248>feels god manyou mean >feels boson man
i wonder who is always writing fetish greentxts. do you think it is the same few people?
>>2989217That thing came out of spehss!
>>2989189>more drinkinghttp://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_history_of_cinco_de_mayo
>>2989257>Programming>use the same word 20 times>have to look at how I spelled it because I can't believe that's really how you spell it
>>2989214>tau commissar hat>implying necron heresy emprahImmaterium chapter servitor chaos. Xenos? Xenos.Ergo heresy, emprah exterminatus.
>>2989261hahahaha what board is that?
>>2989273>4100000000 poststake a wild guess
>>2989273/b/
>>2989247>Not speaking assembly
>>2989265Lets purge it!
>>2989278first that come to mind are either /v/ or /b/ ...
>We hate Chrysalis now.>We used to talk about her misadventures of being a foalsitter.
>>2989268That feel..
>>2989261Wouldn't you rather live with the mystery?
How do I know if I'm heretical?
>tfw about a half hour after fapping you get a sharp, internal pain in the head of your penis that persists and you dont know why
>>2989286>That feel when you're the guy that started it all
>>2989283Isn't the imperial Guard totally useless?
>>2989291it has a name.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamais_vu
>>2989285/v/ does not have 410000000 posts
>>2989285>red board>/v/
>>2989286>Implying hivemind>Implying the people who like Chrysalis arent just ignoring the conversation
>>2989286I once promised to do that as a quest after Lyraquest concluded.I still hold to that promise.
>>2989286Maybe that's because anything besides her being a murderous, hivemind-commanding evil queen is 100% fanon?
>>2989294last time that happened I had a tiny bit of hair on my dick's head
>>2989294penis cancer.sry bro.
>>2989293Do you enjoy Xenos?Do you enjoy Chaos?Do you not enjoy the Emprah?
>>2989294You might have a prostate grub. Go see your doctor this week.
>>2989303>>2989305welp good pointsit's 4:20 am cant think that right anymore
I wish I had friends.
>>2989298Meat shields have uses.
>>2989317I may enjoy a bit of chaos
>>2989257
>>2989137>Soarin' is idly stroking himself, watching the porno and waiting for Braeburn to come back to reality>Finally he snaps up. "Well that sure was something">"Glad you enjoyed it, you wanna help me out here?">"Well uh, shucks, I do but I'm afraid I don't know too much about givin' head">"It's real easy, just wrap your lips around your teeth, start slow and don't be afraid to work your tongue"But that's enough horse blowjobs for the night. Thanks for the encouragement!Who knows, maybe I'll write something else!
>>2989311>tfw hair gets caught under foreskin>tfw pulling it outthis shouldn't be so pleasurable.
>>2989327You could be my friend, Anon. If you help me purge the Xenos.
>>2989286I just ignore it though those fetish posters did do a major dent on Cheeseleg before the 40kfags came in.
>>2989320>4:20
>>2989339but it isn't, I fucking hate it when it happens
>>2989329Then you may enjoy a bit of HERESY!
>>2989339>tfw going commando>tfw tip of your dick gets caught in the zipper of your pants
>>2989328I seriously wonder how could they fight against necrons or chaos space marines.I mean it would be a total slaughter.
>>2989330Why are you writing in that awful green?
>>2989346>you will never make cupcakes with Panka Pa while being high
>>2989229>"Are you alright?" You ask, causing her to nearly scream at you.>"I'M F-F-F-FINE!">Although you are protected by bars, you hold your hands out, she seems to shrink away.>"Sor-r-r-r-y..."
>>2989332unfyour contributions are greatly appreciated
eh.This type of image really requires a concrete background to be good and I don't really want to spend hours rendering one for something so simple.At least it's done.
>>2989347it kinda sucks when everythings dry and it's sticking, but with pre or whatever lubing it? feels pretty great, to me
>you will never join the nids>if it happens, you will just be cannon fodder and the other nids laugh at you>even the hive mind is laughing his ass off;_;
>>2989346>>2989362
>>2989317Lyra is Human.Can Lyra purge Xenos too?
>>2989369UNF
>>2989360Pure numbers, plus significant armour, artillery and air support.
>>2989376Oh you.
>>2989376Oh man, I would cupcake Dash if you know what I mean
Acidfags plz move to Tumblr. Angel's signed up there now.
>>2989385Would you shove a freshly baked cupcake into her vagina?
>>2989361
>>2989389If by freshly made cupcake you mean my penis, then yes
>you will never be a BROny;_;
>>2989380I guess nobody would play Warhammer 40k: Imperial Guard
>>2989330Is that you Obsidian?Your handwriting is really hard to decipher :I
>>2989399i can live with that
>>2989385Would you lick the butter ?
>>2989407>Butter
>>2989401>Your handwriting is really hard to decipher :I
>Time: 0400 hours>Location: Just outside Xeno Stronghold>Chip looks through his hands which are held up to his face like binoculars. "I've just spotted the Queen, my nemesis, exiting her lair.">"Who are you talking to, Chip?" Pinkie Pie asks.>"Silence, Master of the Warp. The time for battle approaches!">Chrysalis walks past the bush, ignoring the Spehss Mahreen with a few twigs taped to his head.>"DIE XENO SCUM!" Chips bellows as he draws his Bolter and pulls the trigger.>Pinkie Pie giggles as a stream of water squirts from the tip and hits Chrysalis in the back of the head.>"What happened to my Bolter?!" Chip asks as he looks down at the fake weapon quizzically.>"Oh that. I got rid of it and got you that! It's more fun!" Pinkie Pie exclaims as she force Chip to pull the trigger again and douse Chrysalis with more water.>"Chip..." Chrysalis begins. "I"LL KILL YOU!">Chip "tactically retreats" as the soaking Queen chases him off>"AND STAY AWAY FROM MY HIVE! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING IN AT NIGHT!"
>>2989408>"HEY Y'ALL COME EAT!">Tabasco groans and kicks the remote.
Fuck MLPG I'm scaredfirst-time drunk anon here, I just slipped on a puddle of lube in my bathroom and hit my head on the toiler paper roll holder so hard I took the entire thing off with me and now my head is bleeding from the backshould I go to the hospital?
>>2989408Yes, the butter.
>>2989379thanks.I think i'm done drawing for the night. Sorry to anon who wanted snuggle request.
>>2989421nah, just pour more alcohol on it, you'll be fineyes, go to the fucking hospital
>>2989389that reminds me of the terrible erp with the muffin crumbs in the urethra
>>2989421Not unless you blacked out.Head wounds tend to bleed a lot even if they're not very damaging.
>>2989378I never thought of Lyra. Hmm... Pinkie Pie is a Master of the Warp. Rainbow Dash would most likely be a Battle Brother. I don't see why Lyra can't help purge Xenos.
>>2989416>after a strange discovery in the hive, chrysalis asks the drones if anyone there can produce white slime>everyone says no>then who....>FUCK
>>2989421You are going to dieIn fact, in all likelyhood, you are already deadQuick: Drink some bleach so you get in to Equestria instead of whatever hell you're destined for
>>2989421>>>/hospital/
>>2989391
>>2989412That shit is unreadable
>>2989416>In spite, Chip leaves a bag of flaming Manticore crap at the base of the hive in order to burn it down.>Chrysalis stomps it out.
I'm going to go masturbate to your waifuShe's going to love it
let us all laugh at how bad Rose's handwriting isLOL
>>2989421>>2989440 has the right idea. be more careful, drunkanon.
>>2989454nnnnoooooo! do not defile her! she is a pure, virgin princess!that's why she's white
>>2989455Her OC is giving the finger
>>2989442Nah. I've always imagined it as Chip trying to be a real Space Marine but all his attempts at purging the Xenos ends up becoming harmless pranks. Mostly involving Pinkie Pie for some reason.>Tries to put a bomb in the Hive at night. It explodes in confetti.
>>2989441>Twilight joins in thinking it's a LARP>Everyone thinks its a game>Even the other changelings
>>2989455>Sailor MoonI loved that show.
>>2989454YOU MOTHERFUCK YOU BETTER NOW
>>2989421getaloadofthisguy.jpgJust drink more faggot.
>>2989455>i like to whack sailor moon on IVdafuq
>>2989453>Chip, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash all high-five, hoof-bump, whatever you want to call it
>>2989474
>>2989400You'd be wrong. Battlefield: 40k is not a new concept, and some people have been working on a mod to make it happen for a while now.
>>2989421no, you're probably fine, go drink some water and sober up then reassess the situation
>>2989494shut up you guys! i mean it!
>>2989421you're fine unless you blacked out. head wounds bleed a lot by default. rinse that shit out in the shower. might need stitches depending on how bad a gash it is, of course, but shit happens and now you have a funny story to tell
>>2989455Why is Sailor Moon flipping me off?Why would you do that Sailor Moon?;_;
Would you a rainbow hat
>>2989360>"Listen up you bastards! Inside that fortress are abominations turned by the Ruinous Powers themselves. Some of them are millenia old, back from the fall of Horus himself! They are ruthless, hideous, and powerful. Likely, we will die in the storming of this fortress. But unlike them, on our homeworld, Cadia, our replacements are being born right this very second. Every day more soldiers are born to fight for the good of the Emperor! And what do they have? Nothing! We can raise army after army from our young, but they are few and ancient! We are easily replaced, but when they die, a blight upon the universe is snuffed out forever! For every one we take with us, the entire Imperium breathes a little easier!So forward! Sell yourselves dearly and without hesitation! For the Emperor!"Read something along those lines in the IG codex I think, or perhaps it was a novel. It was for them fighting Chaos. Really fit the mentality they would have, I think. Nobody expects to get out of fights like that alive, just to do enough damage that others can finish up and the Imperium survives.
>>2989478>Chip falls asleep outside Hive on one of his stake outs.>The Changelings places a blanket over him to keep him warm>Rarity cleans his armor and bejewels it, much to Chip's anger>"If the other Space Marines saw me like this..."
>>2989511only if kharn promises not to steal it
>>2989500truth here, drunkanon. start drinking water, relax, and let your inebriation wear off. if your stomach's up for it, eat something too.
>>2989489>"WH-WHAT IS THAT SMELL!?">"OH GODS ITS ALL OVER ME!">"WHY WAS THAT IN THAT FIRE!?">"IT'S FOLLOWING ME!"
>>2989511if I were a unicorn, sure.
>>2989511That pic is so awful. I have no idea why the quality of kloudmutts stuff varies so much
>>2989512It is also too far for me to be greentexting, as I fucked it up. Pardon me.
>>2989511That reminds me of the Kharne Beserker from that one night on MLPG wearing Rainbow Dash as a hat.>>2989519THIS GUY!
>>2989511definitelyhat means cocksleeve, right?
>>2989519>Steal it.>Not earn it in battle.Berserker...
>>2989529i like the penis one!
>>2989455>1999>You will never be amazed once again by the Matrix for the fist time>you will never find shitty webpages on geocities nice>you will never hear the dial up modem's silly tunes when surfing the internet>you will never browse webrings again>you will never watch shitty quality anime rips with questionable subs >you will never be impressed by custom winamp skins again
>>2989539Would a fallen Blood Magpie who turns Berserker steal things in such a manner?
>>2989541>human foreskin penis on a female horseno
>>2989542>people who are old enough to have never experienced these things are old enough to have conversations with
>I just slipped on a puddle of lubeI love how everyone's giving him advice, but no one mentions this.
>>2989542not all of us are 45, anoni had barely just discovered MSN by 1999
>>2989523>
>>2989542>you will never be impressed by custom winamp skins againHa oh god
>>2989557Well yeah, nothing wrong with a bottle of lube.Everybody here has one.
>>2989542I was using linux on a cheap desktop with no internet and playing tetris in emacs instead
>>2989567Uh, I don't.
>>2989557what's there to mention? lube makes things slippery, he probably spilled it while drunk.
>>2989567i just ran out'year supply' my ass!hehe
>>2989573...why are you here, again?
>>2989555>>>/xkcd/Seriously though, Randal is a fucking genius.
>>2989557>not keeping your house well lubed
>>2989523>They frequently ding-dong ditch the Hive by knocking on the entrance and hiding in the nearby bushes.>The next day all the bushes in a 60 foot radius are gone.>There's something drawn in the dirt>Rainbow Dash flies up to see what it is>"CHIP! I SWEAR TO GOD!"
>>2989579get a tub of j-lube.
>>2989560Oh man I'm getting a boner from thisPlease let me sniff you stinky cheese queen
>>2989559>tfw your dad was a manager of a RadioShack.>Back when it wasn't a fucking Cell phone whore.Holy shit, it was like everything was from the future.
>>2989557That guy hereDrinking water and trying to sober up as per a couple of people's adviceI dont' think slipping on lube is an uncommon thing thing hereI was just retarded and spilled a shitton of it next to the fucking toilerstill haven't taken goddamn shit I wanted to take because I'm afraid of how much lube I spilled exactly
>>2989542Who gives a fuck? why dwell on the irretrievable past when there is so much cool future stuff going on now
>>2989580Ponies.
>>2989542So much fun stuff in that year. I remember having a shit loads of games for the playstation but no game could be as entertaining as Twisted Metal 2 or Saga Frontier.Man, I remember owning a 98, I think. Think it only plays solitaire that that maze screensaver.
>>2989593oh no, i'm not putting mashed-up japanese people on my dick
>>2989605but it will make your dick look bigger by comparison
>>2989602What are those?
>>2989595I read this in the ice king's voice and I don' t know why, but it's my official MLPG post reading voice from here on out.
>>2989602Wrong thread bro, sorry.
>>2989599advice from someone with occasional balance issues that may help with being drunk: maintain at least three points of contact with things that can support at least part of your weight at all times, and move slowly. think about your movements before you make them. be deliberate.as for the lube: throw a towel down. ought to make it less slippery.
>>2989602>not needing lube for poniesdo you even horse fleshlight
>>2989620I read everything in Samuel L Jacksons voice
>>2989583>Celestia is by now, directly finding his antics.>Sorry, I mean, 'missions.'>Twilight asks her if it's wise to go forward with this, all he is going to do it drive Chrysalis mad.>"Should have thought of that before she knocked my crown off..."
>>2989625...No
Just Cause 2 public test http://t.co/zLA7RsDA
>>2989624note that the first bit includes your feet. sure footing is a wonderful thing to have.
>>2989620I've been reading Celestia/Lunafag posts in his voice since the beginning.
>>2989573Neither, what would I need lube for anyway?
>>2989640>>2989624don't listen to this guy, blindfold yourself and walk around on your hands instead
>>2989559I am just 22.Thanks to the cold war I had some retro stuff too.I had an atari 2600 and a C64 too.Oh wow.>>2989604I miss the >feel of the late 90s and early 2000s.Also the old Newgrounds.
>chip
>>2989664>Newgrounds.Oh man, that takes me back.
>>2989573you dont even watch the show do you
>>2989499It may sound silly but I want to experience epic battles, without being a deux ex machina.
>>2989672>Chip has power armor fit for his body.
>>2989672This made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you.
>>2989672>not knowing space marines are actually wearing giant powered armor suits that they pilot
>>2989624Yeah, I'm not moving from my desk no matter what for the next couple of hours. Thankfully the bleeding has pretty much stopped although now my head hurts like a bitch. The thing I'm most worried about now is how to put the fucking toiler paper roller back together because at least the mounts are still secured to the wall. I think I'm really fucking lucky because the only part of my head that didn't smack against a FULL FUCKING ROLL OF PAPER was just behind my ear, so hardly any vital of my head actually got hurt as far as I can tell
>>2989672Space Marines are mutants.
Just your daily reminder that you didnt get paired up
>>2989642>>2989620ST-STOP IT I'M LOSING MY SHIT
>>2989700Space Marines are Slenderman
>>2989642This gives a whole new dimension to >feels.I would watch a whole episode of that shitty show if that was just the lonely neckbeard guy reciting greentext feels
>>2989690>Attaches directly to black carapace interfaces>In their body
>>2989683>4 bottles of that shitI dont even wanna know what he plans to do with that much cum lube
>>2989682>you will never be impressed again by stick figures killing each other
>>2989683>not having Gabe Newell cum lube
>>2989714But 40k>>2989672
>>2989703Joke's on you, I didn't sign up at all!
>>2989707At least they have no skeletons.
>>2989714stickdeath.com
>>2989694it should be easy enough to fix once you're sober, drunkanon. calm you tits, have some more water, munch on something if you feel up to it.my first time drunk wound up with me vomiting half-digested oreos into the bathroom sink. try to avoid this fate. they came out my nose too.
>>2989685>Chip is actually just an average guy>No one knows how he got the Spehss Marine Suit>He's never killed anything on the battlefield but manages to always survive>The other Spehss Mahreens keep him around as a joke
>>2989714I remember those things.
>>2989730>Half digested oreos coming out your noseOh god.
>>2989723That'd be way to scurry for me.
>>2989743if anything, it is worse than you are imagining.
>>2989730The ice king voice is not making this any less funny
>>2989730I gotta say it, this is what you get for not drinking in moderation, drunkanon. Too much too fast is never good for you.
>>2989733>He has a clone one the chaos side.>Its a fallen guard, he talks about his friend, Kharn.
>>2989713that is dovne the drawfag. he also purchased this.
>>2989756... that cant be healthy
>>2989750dude, >>2989730 is not drunkanon. just an experienced drinker giving advice to drunkanon. lrn2readingcomprehension.
>>2989683Okay.It's your money.
>>2989746Jesus Christ How Horrifying. D-did any get stuck in your nose?
>>2989714stickpage.comterkoiz1
>>2989748Fuck your ice king voice. I'm going to read everythingand I mean everything on 4chanin princes celestia's voicecollected, calm and caring toneALL THE TIME
>>2989730>vomiting while drunk for the first timeGod damn seriously?I never puked my first time and over all I've probably vomited only thrice times. There have been other times where I've come close and hoped to god that I did just vomit to get it over with but in all honesty it's only been a few times where I actually have.
>>2989713That's 250ml lubeI use 500mL every four months and I don't even toy that muchgauging from the size of that box, whoever bought all that is going to need a lot more than what I use for my shit, so 4 bottles is probably like six months of shit
>>2989766the colon is longer than you think. the more you practice, the more you can use. for example: http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/depth-probe/ there is at least one person that can take the longest of those right to the base.>>2989773thankfully no.
>>2989779Oh god this is great
Nostalgia general?>Being hyped by the pokemon craze>The dragon Ball craze>playing Super Mario World>Watching Star Wars on VHS>Thinking that Marilyn Manson is just an ugly girl
>>2989779>princess celestia will never read fetish greentexts to you before you go to sleep;_;
Hey guys what's going on in this thread
>>2989766It's only unhealthy if you're not a popular drawfag here
>>2989795>princess celestia will never browse fetish greentexts for ideas to try with you
>>2989795That's good, because I'd boner from her voice and she wouldn't take care of it. Especially if she just read some edging/denial thing from here.
>>2989805Protip: Dragon cum lube is shit.
>>2989795>she tries to signify a greater than symbol with her hoof
>>2989805what about drawing utensils
>>2989819HAHAHAHA
I wish to cuddle and hold hands/hooves with pone waifu very muchWhat do
>tfw Eurobeat can sing 'This Day' better then the original.>In his original voice even.
>>2989802RUN!
>>2989824Go to sleep.
>>2989805hoppip posted that. anyone have the one SB posted.
>>2989824Two words: Pony Tulpa
>>2989794>Super Mario World>music starts to play in my headOh shit.
>>2989824It will never happen.
>>2989805Why am I not surprised?
>>2989832
>>2989833But then she'll only exist as an extension of my mind and isn't independent and can't surprise me or think apart from me>>2989831But it's late afternoon and I already go to sleep every night imagining I'm cuddling her
>>2989830I- wait wha-WHAT AM I RUNNING FROM?
>>2989794Ah pokemon. I remember the hype and actually went to the first movie. I lost taht mewtwo card though.Also, I bet some of you remember this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYs1we4cxKg>>2989824Imagination, my good friend.
>>2989829>Original sounds like a kid.>Jessa sounds like a woman.Well no shit.
>>2989824laundry aisle
>>2989848Funny.
>>2989848Does every artist here a dragon dildo?
>>2989767And I'm too lazy to find one of drunkanon's actual posts, so just linked one he was likely to read in any case.
>>2989868It's a requirement
receive thiswhat do
>>2989794>my jew parents didnt have cable>i never got into the sailormoon or dbz craze
>>2989858The funny thing is that In my opinion Digimon was the better show.
>>2989854A sorta bored Pinkie Pie!And she's heading right for you! She's gonna eat all your time and you won't get anything done!
>>2989824It's about 3:04 A.M.
>>2989872But the inverse doesn't apply.I.E. you aren't automatically an artist if you own a dragon dildo. I present myself as proof to this statement.
>>2989824>I still have the same waifu from 2008.Anonanon never changeshe's always a faggot
>>2989876>Realize you are too late for it.
>>2989876Go. Take pics.
>>2989879At least you missed the terribly cut and dubbed Sailor Moon.
>>2989892The bird or the loli?
>>2989876Time spells are in the Royal Canterlot Archives, in the Starswirl the Bearded wingGo back and record it
>>2989890You are an artist, you're just misunderstood.
>>2989876>You will never fuck Rarititties in an orgy
>>2989868>tfw you have Color and Light but no dragon dildoI am a failure
>watching my littler pony16edgy
>>2989888A terrible fate. She is a Master of the Warp after all. Escaping her is impossible.
>>2989876Considering multiple people reported itching after attending, I'd say don't.
>>2989872What kind of dragon dildos did Da Vinci have?
>>2989892I need more Satori pone
>>2989868>dragon dildo>not horseDo they even watch the show?
>>2989887>Jessy will never refine the plane ponies.>We will never see them colored.
>>2989909Nig's not lying
>>2989908She's a Keeper of Secrets
>>2989911a wooden onethat could fly
>>2989900The loli, always.
>>2989906http://bad-dragon.com/Buy one and post a picture of it so you can be funny guy
>>2989791>You will never spend a month with Big Mac, working your way through a plethora of ever-larger sex toys before he finally deems you prepared for the real thing.>You will never have Big Mac balls-deep in your ass on the first try, your stomach bulging slightly from the intrusion.>You will never feel his weight atop you, nor will you feel his hot breath against the back of an ear as he pistons that impressive length of his in and out of your ass.>You will never know the pleasure of having that firehose he calls a dick go off in your depths, pouring far too much of his liquid heat into your colon.
>>2989920Hahahaha what the fuck ther was an actual bronycon orgy?I don't even want to imagine it
>>2989920Oh jeeeeeeeze
>>2989916>Implying Rarity doesn't have a vast selection of Dragon Dildos
>>2989892I've gone through a waifu or two, but I have never felt so strongly for one before
>>2989918>you will never be able to draw them
>>2989934
Mabel is sluttiest pony.
>>2989876i would atleast go to see who else was there. i would stay if there was a rarity fursuit or someone i liked. BCS, SB, madmax.
>>2989926>colon>implying big mac's dick wouldn't reach your jejunum do you even exaggerated horse penis?
>>2989934>hating Rarity
>>2989915There is enough Satori pone.
>>2989876Go to the second one
>>2989938That's why I love to write about them.But Half the time I am without a wing man.
>>2989921Liar! Pinkie Pie would never join Slaanesh! Maybe Khorne. But not Slaanesh!
>>2989542incoming game. er, nostalgiahttp://toastytech.com/evil/index.html
>>2989955*slaneesh
Plane ponies suck!
>>2989946I don't hate her by any means, she just seems like the type that would have a collection of toys
>>2989945The intestines can only be rearranged so much before herniating, anon.
>>2989955Why not?Prince of excess sounds right up her metaphorical street.
>>2989961You're kidding. You're kidding, right?
>>2989892my first wiafu ever was a furry anthro shemale dog with a giant dick, then i moved on to FF7 characters. they had to go.
>>2989955She's actually a nurglite. She loves everyone, just like Papa.And she spreads her fun like a plague.
>>2989965big mac has a very prehensile penis.
>>2989961*Slunooshprance of essays
>>2989974what, is he part dolphin?
>>2989953>Medivac is a bleeding heart.>But only when she thinks nobody else is looking.
>>2989964Don't make me hate her.I used to like her.
>>2989962only the jets.
>>2989966Nah. That sounds more up Rarity's alley.
>>2989986All of them, Anon. All of them suck.
>>2989971NoKHORNE STRONG
>>2989979he's part everything. his mother fucked all animals in one night. that's how big mac was made
>>2990000>those fucking quadsApple family confirmed for zoophiles
>>2989993
>>2989993Well, you are right.They do have to suck a lot of air and use it to propel them around.
>>2990000>mfw
>>2990000So he's part human?
>>2989972>>2989935We waifu history now?>childhood: Sora>earlier teens: Yuki Nagato>later teens: Lain Iwakura>Now: Twilight Sparkle
>>2990014Why do you think he can talk?
>>2989987But hang onMore cake, more fun, more party, reminds me of a certain group of ancient Eldar, really.Although Rarity's constant stride for perfection is an inevitable road to the gark dods.
Pi is exactly 3.
>>2990018Man, those are entry-level as fuck.
>>2990018>childhood: none>earlier teens: none>late teens: Satori>now: SatoriITT: Rarity
>>2990006I would not hug either of them. They aren't cute or pretty.>>2990008I mean it in the mean way, not the literal way.
How does this make you feel?
>>2990029>>>/sci/
>>2990008>>2990006>samefagging plane fags>>>/reddit/
>>2990039Aroused.
>>2990029CHECKMATE, ATHEISTSGOD 43212387912874 ATHEISTS 3
>>2990039What happened to Subject #1 and #2?
>>2990033I also had Sakaki/Chiyo from Azumanga somewhere or otherAlso fuck you Lain is good waifu
ATTENTION JERKS: If you have had more than one 'waifu' then you never had a waifu in the first placeYou are using the term incorrectly
>>2990029*gasp*
>>2990025Twilight would follow Tzeentch if she weren't staunchly for Celestia.Pinkie is a Nurglite.Rarity is Slaanesh.Would Fluttershy or AJ be better for Khornate? I'm thinking FS, because then AJ can be Guard. Dunno what Dash would be.
>>2990039Oooo ooooooo! Can I put out my cigarette butts in her eye? That is my fetish.
>>2989620You just changed my entire life.Oh Higgs my world view!...
>>2990018>childhood: Wednesday Addams>earlier teens: None>later teens: Ed from Cowboy Bebop>Now: PinkieAlthough I think Pinkie is the closest thing to a real waifu I've ever had.
>>2990039>i_don't_feel.jpgi'd probably rape the guy in the liver just because
>>29900392edgy for me.
1-3 Pone4-6 Play more Slender7-9 Sleep0 Say something nice about Chrysalis.Dubs Say something nice about Chrysalis with no tactical retreating.
>>2990052Well my singular waifu is Twilight so I'm using it completely correctly.
>>2990039I just hate the fandom, even more.
>>2990052Not more than one at a time, and it was because the more I thought about it the more I realised it wouldn't work out Twilight however grows stronger as time goes, not weaker
>>2990057Well, she IS trying to act sentient again.
>>2990071Carry on, and enjoy your pony waifu in peace
>>2990080The little shit.
praise luna my laundry is finally done. HA HA TIME FOR SLEEP.which poni should I try to dream about?
>>2990039momentarily angrybecause fuckthat's not some cow or pigthat's practically a person. it talks, it knows that it is itself, it knows that other people are not itself, it has intelligence equal to the average american and most importantly it has feelings and its well being impacts the feelings of others like it.Words do not describe the disgust I feel towards people who get off to this.
>>2990069>Too close.Night everyone.
>>2990069Roll it again you piece of shit.In fact I'll roll it for you.
>>2989928>implying that isnt a jokeI dont fucking care if it is a joke or not, I'll just pretend it is so I dont have to eradicate humanity
>>2990090I WANT THAT NEMESIS POSTER
>>2990039
>>2990087Scrunchy pony
>>2990039Sad.Conflicted.Comforted in the fact that I would never do this to pone.Afraid at the fact that some people might.
>>2990069>>2990096>69>962spooky
>>2990097it wouldn't surprise me for a second if those filthy sub-humans did have an orgy
>>2990088>Caring for sentient lifeHaha, fag.
>>2990099GET YOUR OWN NEMESIS!I mean...$20.
>>2990039Pony should be free.
>>2990106Anon. I'm scared.
>>299010399% of the thread would go full brutal on ponies.
>You will never create a great cartoon.
>>2990109>Orgy with all those sweaty, unwashed neckbeardsI just vomited
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY GUYS!
>>2990039Sad for the pony.Angry on the person that does that.
>>2990056Dash probably wouldn't turn, hence loyalty.To be fair I think Twilight may turn, see Word Bearers and Thousand Sons with their devotion to both knowledge and loyalty/love for their daddy.Although in all fairness IT'S A CARTOON SHOW.JPG
>>2990129...what the hell?
>>2990129What
>>2990124GB2fluffy pone general
>>2990124I think you're grossly exaggerating that numberI for one, love ponies and want them to be free, just like >>2990115 said
>>2990124>I am the 1%
>>2990039Happy that Dash has found a husbando willing to help her act out her slave fantasies in a safe, healthy manner
>>2990117It's okay I'll hold you.
>>2990127Yes, I know that.Sadly.I wish I could.
>>2990134NO, MY HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS MUST BE ANSWERED THROUGH COLD LOGIC AND LEAPS OF IMAGINATION.
>>2990124But that's fucking wrong you retard
>>2990129
>>2990124I don't know if that's true. I hope it isn't.I have fantasies just like anyone else, but if pone were real, I would be happy just to be their friend. I'd feel extremely lucky if I got to have a relationship with one. I would never want to act out my evil fetishes on them.I assume the majority of people here feel the same way.
>>2990129You do know that rockets blow up right?
>>2990129You mean happy higgs day right?
>>2990124>weThis is where you get the fuck out.
>>2990102drunken hijinks with berry punch, eh? I'll certainly try. here's hoping there's futa involved, I adore dicks.good night mlpg. stay classy.
>>2990124pone is the only thing i will ever __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________love.
>>2990039>crippled wings:(
>You will never be collared and tied to a tree by your favorite pony
>>2990052>>2990076Besides, it seems like as time goes on the waifus I chose have tended towards Twilight's personality
>>2990069fuck you nigger you didnt deliver on the last roll. i will never forget.
>>2990124>Fluffy ponies>RPing as a space marine, sincerelyPick one, maybe two. anywhere but here.Anyone who would inflict needless harm on anyone is a pathetic shell of a human being.
>>2990159pffft. it's how pinkie pie gets off these days (shes indestructable).
>>2990170only because i would cuddle her into submission before she ever got a chance to
>>2990170That's a good thing anon.....I'm starting to worry about you.
>>2990170>you will never be kept under your waifu's desk to relieve all her tension
The most romantic thing I've ever seen.
>>2990149Do you ever get discouraged when you watch really funny cartoons that were very influential and made by people who went to art school right out of high school and worked toward their dream, even if it was just to help realize someone else's vision?
>>2990124Perhaps, judging from the fetish stuff.I wouldn't hurt ponies in any way.
>>2990194This is the saddest feal.
>>2990195they're sisters
>>2990157>>2990124Well, I for one would _hug pone as hard as I can and maybe even give pone bellyrubs
Did someone say preening? Have some more!
>>2990018Childhood: noneearlier teens: nonelater teens: nonenow: RarityTHOSE FUCKING PONIES MANI can't understand. I've had things that I loved before a lot. But I never got into a fandom. Never was interested. Never cared. Same for waifus. I mean yeah there was this occasional character that I liked very much but not like this.Why ponies? Why now? What makes them so special?
Would you hug a chubby pony?
>>2990052>tfw your ponewaifu is your only waifu ever>tfw you have no idea how you should actually feel about that
>>2990208pls bronypls
>>2990172Yeah, I've kind of realized that for Pinkie as well.At the very least, those kind of characters have always been my favorites.
>>2990208Fuck off.
>>2990210no. that's tantamount to Rossism
>>2990210I'd even hug nathan pone
>>2990208>black eyehey fuck you, nigger!
>>2990208>i remember hating this picture when it first came out>now i find it sexually arousing i really need to get off the internet
>>2990215
>>2990196Yes, of course.
>>2990209I've always attributed it to how their personalities are a lot more realistic than loads of what we see in cartoons, animu and other media. There's also the 'forbidden fruit' thing, since they're ponies and furryIt's why I rage when people compare pone to shitty cute girls doing cute things animu too
>At a friends place, using his laptopJesus dick how do I OSX?
>>2990187>sincerelyI don't think anyone here really takes that seriously.
>>2990209Simple: You let your guard down. You relaxed. Who could obsess over ponies? Who could wish to marry a pony? Why even TRY to resist? They're just ponies after all.
>>2990187Cleanse the haters.
>>2990210depends which one. depends how chubby.
>>2990088>it knows that it is itself, it knows that other people are not itselDo animals think they're other people?
We wing abuse now?
>Shitty abuse spam starting upAnd here I thought morning threads were supposed to be at least semi-chill.
>>2990242they don't understand the concept of self
>one of the most scientific discoveries of the decade>comic sans on presentation
>>2990208>50 calibur shotgun
>>2990228Why would you DO that?
>>2990246It's just one faggot being 2edgy
>>2990208>>2990228This is why I am scared of you guys.
>>2990243No, you son of a bitch, we wing affection.
>>2990236Trying so hard to resist was ultimately what made the fall to waifuing so drastic, or it would have just been stable, light waifuing Twilight since the first few eps
>>2990203shit, new headcanon
>>2990246Look at the time, manThe changing of the guard usually happens around 8:00 but today it's a bit early
>>2990242non-sentient beings can not make the distinction between self and other>two boxes>one is labeled "cookies">you know that the cookies are in the other box>when asked where someone else would look, you say the other box because that's where the cookies are
>>2990128>biggest sausage party ever
>>2990251But it's friendlyand fun!
>>2990238Your favorite one.Just big enough to have plenty of belly to rub, but not so big that the hugs are physically awkward.
>>2990266big party, little sausages.
>>2990267FUN?!RRRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
>>2990251>trillionth person to make this jokeyou think you are clever dont you
>>2990266there were 2 girls to 24 guys. both land whales. hahahahahaha
>>2990277Seriously?
>>2990258...You don't click spoilers, do you?
NU HORZ>>2990272>>2990272>>2990272>>2990272>>2990272
>>2990273But don't you want to have fun while learning?
Playing Slender in the dark was not a good idea. So I'm back.>implying I ever left
> “No siwwy. You no get spatetties! Dey fo mawmah!” > Fluffy foal doesn’t like being told it can’t have spatetties > Fluffy foal, when Fluffy mama isn’t looking, crawls into the spatetties bowl > She slips and falls in. But le gasp SHE’S SURROUNDED BY SPATETTIES!!! More than she could ever want! > She excitedly opens up her mouth, and bites down on a strand of sketty… only to reel back in pain! Oh, it hurt her so much! It hurt her soft little gummies! Why did spatettis hurt her so much?! Didn’t it like her? Was it because she had tried to eat her Fluffy mama’s food? > Fluffy mama comes over to bowl, and starts munching her spatetties > Fluffy foal considers telling mama about her being there, and her mouthy hurting so much… but then mama would be mad that she tried to eat her spatetties, and daddy would be angry too! Oh it’s so scary when they get angry!!! > Fluffy foal decides to just stay quiet and sneak out later when mama isn’t looking > Fluffy mama feels something warm and furry, but is just so AMAZED at the taste of spatetties, she disregards it entirely > Fluffy mama munches something that’s warmer than spatetties, isn’t very stringy, and has lots of bitter saucies in it… but then le gasp she realises she has MORE SPATETTIES!!! > She starts munching down on it faster than before > Daddy comes over, and sees Fluffy mama with red sauces around her mouth > ’That’s odd…’ He thinks to himself. ‘I don’t remember putting any sauce on the spaghetti tonight…’
>>2990273http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfEfM-MnTGc
>>2990281No, he is making shit up.Oh please let him be joking
>>2990282I don't need to; I have 4chan x set to reveal spoilers.
>>2990269i can't contain my boners for Thickity, though. it wouldn't stay at the hugs stage for very long.
>>2990260Well, everyone's different.I never thought of resisting because I never figured I'd need to. My Pinkiefaggotry was extremely gradual. One day I'm checking out this show on Youtube, laughing at how it's silly but kind of good for what it is.Before I know it, I'm pining for a horse.
>>2990289how do you even....why are fluffy pony posters still included in society? why are they not institutionalised in some way?
>>2990283Jesus christ this is an awful horseI'm staying here as long as I can
>>2990323They're only pretending to be that edgy
>>2990306Deep down, I knew the reason why I was so afraid of trying the show initially was because I'd waifu someone in it eventually. I tried to focus on how funny Pinkie was to distract me from thoughts of Twilight, until Feeling Pinkie Keen put them together and left no hope of escape.
>>2990069All of these are good.
