prev: >>2979889Topic: pretend Bronycon never happened
Gee, I sure am having fun discussing ponies. You guys know what we need? A con.
I camping in the woods all weekend, so it's like Bronycon never happenedfeels good man
>rape
SCREW PONEPOST HANDS
>>2982670
>>2982673THAT IS THE WORST IDEA EVER
>Tfw you tell the spirit they're gone, that they've vanishedKid has got no friends...;_;
Look at this horse.Look at how cute she is when she sleeps.would you sleep with pink ponynonsexually
pls what is good tablet I want to draw horse pls
>>2982676How were the drugs?
>>2982660But it was so much fun
>>2982660>pretend Bronycon never happenedHAHA I was debating with myself on whether I should drink. A toast to you all.
>>2982676>camping in the woodsMeet any bears?
pretend bronycon never happened? I suppose you'd pretend the holocaust never happened tooopen your eyes sheople support the revolution
>>2982531Building a new kitchen.
>>2982693Yes, I'll cuddle with her all night long
>>2982693Fuck yes I would. She would be soooo cuddly.
>>2982693Oh fuck yes, i'd go to bed right now if she was in there.
>>2982673>>2982660There were people walking around advertising smaller cons at the big Brony one.The guest of honor at the Oklahoma one was just Max Gilaridi
>>2982678
>>2982660but I want those pictures of all those contributors
>>2982660This one, or both of them?
my foreskin won't retractbut it feels okayshould i see a doctor?
>whole thread passed>nobody posted the chubby Renne pic LK diddamn it, I need this, where is it
>>2982693Is that her "o face"?
>>2982710regretful/confused filename thread gogogogo
>>2982726ALL OF THEM
>>2982686You really like the Marker, don't you Pinkie?
>>2982717>OklahomaYou're not fooling me for a second.
>>2982695Not bad. Really enjoyed MXE, getting some more of that tomorrow. Got some sugar pill "ecstasy". Ended with a bad trip on 2C-E because, like I mentioned last thread, snorting 15mg of it first time is a bad idea.Oh and great pot all weekend. And good music, and friendly people. Great time all around.
>>2982730bro the link got posted.Here's the image.
13 more minutes until America day
>>2982690That whole album gave me feels
>>2982737Why do they all have cuts on their cheeks?
>Hub picks up Gravity Falls>animated in flash, but it has likeable characters and good writing>it somehow becomes an internet subculture spawning devoted fans and it's own convention>meanwhile Disney picks up a new version of My Little Pony>beautiful animation, excellent writing, and a catchy themesong make the show popular but it never becomes a major fandom
>>2982717Wait what, I didn't see that. I could potentially crash that one.
>>2982744YES!~
>>2982762parental abuse
>>2982756oh my, I didn't know Renne was delicious chocolate pone
>>2982714>>2982715>>2982716
>>2982757yeah, time to celebrate the founding of my country by blowing up a small piece of it
>>2982745>>2982767http://imgur.com/a/EAxY0#30BallsIt was Omaha, Nebraska.Some girl walked up with a different flier while I was selling for SB to invite us to like, Dexcon or something. I don't even remember.
>>2982764okay. My hipster instincts wont be so bad then
>>2982717>tfw Everfree NW is sold out
>>2982795Apu pls go
Burrritos Pantalones
>>2982764What is it about MLP that is garnered this massive fandom when other show, despite having many viewers, don't really have "fandoms"?
>>2982762YA WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
>>2982748Be careful with MXE my man, that shit can get it's hooks in you.
>>2982797Woah, I'm in Omaha and never even knew about this. The fuck.
>>2982795>small
>>2982810dooks pls
>>2982756hnngthank you anonshe is so pretty, that colour scheme is lovely
>>2982757I'm ready
What would an MLPG convention be like?>one anon hosts it at his house>20 or so people stay over for two days>Rose, GG, Apple, Tex, Art-Anon, et al sit in a corner and draw>one room full of greentext writers - they don't make eye contact with each other>you can never get into the bathroom because someone's always masturbating in there>Eurobeat drops by for a few minutes and has a pleasant chat with everyone>someone brings cupcakes for everyone>Ross sits out on the lawn after he gives up trying to sneak in behind people as they enter>he gets picked up for loitering
>>2982764The gnomes were the weakest part of Ep 1. They were played too much for comedy, and they talked like Family Guy characters. I just didn't like the humor. I would have much preferred real zombies/vampires. Also they defeat the gnomes way too easily. Feels like a bit of a cop out.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177762?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2982839are you requesting someone to wet the bed?
>>2982686
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>2982839I just want you to know that I have stolen this picture and will be recoloring it in to my OCand she will never be wetting the bed
>>2982839So, just her on a stained bed?
To warm us up for the greatest holiday of the year, here is best plane pony, AMERICAN
>>2982814Will do. I've heard that about it, so I'll try to practice some moderation.>>2982816Actually, on second thought, this is an interesting opportunity. I could wear a horse head mask, get really high, and report on this con for MLPG.
>>2982788Human Renne would probably be delicious ambiguous brown with those pretty blue eyes
>>2982839Someone draw her throwing a bed into a lake.
>>2982847Dunno, there'd be a lot of animosity perhaps. The room I shared had plenty of MLPG'ers in it and was pretty chill.>tfw watching three other people posting on MLPG in the same room at the same time
>>2982831>4chan's mods
>>29828121. Appealing designs.2. Cutesy animation, nice voices, and appealing characters3. This is the key part: Fan remixes. This got most people into the show. And remember that most Bronies spend more time with fan creations than the actual show itself. 4. Easy to create your own OC self insert.
>>2982847Cease_ would DJ and play avant garde indie music before getting told to fuck back to /mu/, after which everyone is left in awkward silence
>>2982748Did 2C-I drive you temporarily insane like it did for me?
>>2982878>I have a horse head mask and live 6 hours from OmahaYou might be seeing me there
>>2982889>Dunno, there'd be a lot of animosity perhaps.>SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>2982847I hope theres a fight!
>>2982839bed wetting time?
>>2982839Why do you haunt meI remember you all the way back in the pokemon generals on /v/Assuming you're who I think you are
>>2982876>Best plane.>Can't even get up close and personal with anything.
>>2982913SO MANY BONERS
>furfags
>>2982912>"Can I get everyone's attention please? I'd just like to say something.">"Your waifu IS A SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
>>2982889chapter 2 of Rough & Tumble when?
>>2982900If I see you, the signal will be to empty my pockets like invisible spaghetti is falling from them.>>2982899I was on 2C-E, not 2C-I. I was fairly lucid, just very uncomfortable, paranoid, and vomiting. I do intend to try 2C-I sometime soon, though. I hear it's a really crazy trip.
>>2982880>human Renne>short brown chick with that hair>goes on adventures with her taller, red-headed friend with a short temperWhy can't I hold all this hnnnng?
>>2982788Me neither. Was surprised when I saw it last thread.
>>2982921Shes, shes a damn amazon.
>>2982961Have you seen the Blackbird in real life? It's pretty damn big.
>>2982921What's the big one's name?She's cute
>>2982847>someone just takes pictures and posts them here, where they get blown up into 5000x5000 reaction faces
>>2982938Never
>>2982931>implying it needs toAll other planes are jelly of her mad speed
>>2982839>>2982966Did you honestly just delete that from the last thread just so you could spam it again in this one?
>>2982935>Someone throws a table at him.>Pictures fly everywhere.>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO THE DRAWFAG TABLE!?">"OH SHIT, MY PARENTS LOVED THAT TABLE!"
>>2982938Now that I'm back from stupidcon it's full steam ahead for writing.>>2982974So don't despair.But RIGHT now I want to draw something. What should I try at first?
I've nearly finished my continuation of the sweetie bell >feel from last night. But if you guys can't get chill and comfy pronto, I'm not going to post it for another three hours.Can you get chill for me, /co/?
>>2982986Never underestimate the power of autism.
America Day!Fuck you British
>>2982986Uh, maybe?
>>2982933OH GOD THIS IS SO HO-oh jeez how'd that get in there?
>>2982945Prepare to confront every latent anxiety you've been trying not to think about.Take solace in that eventually the despair will drive you to laughter, in the realization that you truly have. in fact, completely and utterly lost control of your own mind.After that, it's pretty fun.
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 73Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: AverageFlavor of the day: >OCsPost count for 07/03/12: 9174Some hilariously bad OC shit this morning. Went on for quite a while. I couldn't stop laughing about them all.Compilation and simmering down from the event that happened this weekend.On only the 3rd day for pony or die, and it's already taken an interesting turn. I don't think the final works will even come close to the original, which is fine by me.Outside the boat, daily meta thread about generals seemed to declare the /b/ thread the worst. Who'da thought.
>>2982997CC hugging Romble.
>>2982997Soarin and Spitfire feeding off each other's cuddling addiction
>>2982876>Best plane>UnarmedSure thing, pal.
>>2982997On the Genderbent request, it's both.
>>2982997the spirit of furry slamming through a thousand adversaries one
DORKS
>>2982997anon and sweetie belle dancing
>>2982997start from the topand genderbend both of them!
>>2983017>implying anyone can shoot it down.
>>2983009>Not a mention of Janimad
Her bedwetting please. Deliver! :3Please don't for the love of god
>>2983017Her perfect record speaks for itself.Never said it had to be combat-specified.
>>2983009>Pony or DieWait are the results being posted as they come out or will it be one giant compilation at the end?
>>2982997Rumblette and Scootadude fucking
Why is there no F-22 Raptor plane pone?
>>2982951it suits her well, she's adorable
>>2983043XD
>>2983038Leth was the mad janitor. Look inside yourself. You know it's the truth.
>>2983017>Has to fly super fast and super high because it can't defend itself.>Pilot is basically an astronaut.>Pisses off every enemy nation that blindly fires missiles trying to hit it.
>>2983043I actually think that would be really cutewhat's wrong with me
>>2983064I don't want to believe that
>>2982839I want every available man, woman and child to report this.I want to see what happens.
>>2983049Big one at the end.I'd rather participants not see what came before their piece.
>>2983059Because her pilots all pass out from lack of oxygen.
>>2983059That's where you're wrong.
>>2982998>continuation of the sweetie bell >feelEveryone, get chill IMMEDIATELY.Is it cute?
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177794?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41>>2982998They'll get there
>>2983009>meta thread about the generalsthey seemed to have a much higher opinion of us than i expectedunless, of course, that was just some of us saying good things about the general
hey, just got here. anyone got the spaghetti con.zip on mediafire?
>>2982998NO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU DIE
>>2982893>Dooks would play bleepity bloops with mexican music
>>2983071>leaks fuel unless at full tilt
>>2983079SEARCH YOUR >FEELSYOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
>>2983071>Pilot is basically an astronaut.Best plane, right there.
>>2983099It's going to be the most adorable thing fucking ever. There will be two parts. Part one is almost done.
HAPPY AMERICA DAY
>>2982847>Jessy stops in>spends more time socializing than actually drawing>the drawfags don't even realize she was there until after she leaves
>>2983017>implying good intel isn't the best weapon
>>2982998Can you post it please?
I don't like digital drawings or coloring. It never looks right. The lines are just way too smooth and perfect. Unnaturally perfect. The colors are flat and far too bright. Like everything is made of plastic.It's a huge problem I have. Everything's going digital though. I hate it. I'm like an old bitter old man. I wish more pony art was not done digitally. Or that maybe they can find a way to make digital art that doesn't have the drawbacks that I've mentioned.
>>2983143WHAT DID YOU GET HER?
>>2983146>all the anon artists whine that they cant draw as long as she's there
>>2983009>Everyone hates the /b/read.I am not surprised.
>>2983157EXPLOSIVE FIRECRACKERS
>>2983072everythingyou need to rethink the direction your life is going, anon.
>>2983072I think it'd be pretty cute too, so nothing is wrong with you. Unless there's something wrong with me then you might be fucked. It sucks that this kind of thing blends in with fetishy stuff. You can't even have a good fart joke without it being misconstrued as an appeal to fetishes
here you go anon.i think it turned out pretty good, although I think i could probably make it better if I were to try again (naturally since this was done almost a month ago)
I'm curious, just how many people in MLPG are OCD?
>>2983177Oooh nice work!
>>2983162>winston gets drunk and graffitis all over the wall>says he was trying to prove a point
>>2983165ITS JUST WHAT SHE WANTED!
>>2983165Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it.
>>2983083Of course, that makes more sense when I think about it.
>>2983177now it is time for you to draw sex
>>2983173You can thank the faggots constantly pushing their fart fetish for that.
>>2983118>America, go fast or die a fiery death.
>>2983177d'awww
>>2983095Why are these things so fucking adorable?
>>2983177Nice work with the colors and you tone down the blush.
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CHILL ENOUGH, /co/I WANT THIS TO BE THE DAMN BLUE LANTERN CORPS IN HERE
>>2983177The lower half of their bodies just disappears behind that body, doesnt it?
>>2983179truly debilitatingly OCD?Maybe one or two.OCD as in getting-pissed-at-insignificant-things?80-95% of the general
>>2983155>That feel when I'm considered a crazy personAm I? I seem to be the only one who complains.
>>2983177Yay I stayed up for this. This turned out fantastic, thank you very much.Night mlpg
>>2983202
>>2983215Because.
after over 9 years in developmenthopefully it will have been worth the weightShetland Rarity.
>This thread
>>2983215That's what I would like to know.
>>2983177I love it. The blush is still a tad bit intense for my taste but it's nowhere near the out of control blush in the black and white version.
>>2982826>implying dooks is the only mexican in the generalI think there's at least 3 of us.
just leaving this here.
>>2983155Use less clean lines and less bright colors then?
>>2983177It might just be me, but AJ's hair seems to be on a weird plane compared to the table. See how it falls? It looks like its draping over the opposite side of the table.
>>2983248>Typical rarifag
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177813?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41>>2983153
>>2983231>after over 9 years in developmentFINALLY
AWWW SHIT NIGGAWe doing plane ponies again?Pic related, it's a plane pony. also mai waifu
>>2983230there better be one of these.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing/Sikorsky_RAH-66_Comanche
>>2983248oh my god my sides exploded upon seeing this
>>2983231I FUCKING LOVE ITNOW MAKE SWEETIE LAUGH AT HER FOR BEING TALLER THAN HER
>>2983117>Daftykins brings a cap-gun>randomly fires it at nothing while he talks
>>2983248>Rarifag waits at the airport.jpg
>>2983155>>2983223i dont have a problem with the linework of digital arts, but i will agree that colors look much better in traditional work
>>2983260Is that Mig29pone?
>>2983231Holy fuck whoever did that to her would feel the pain soon enough.
>>2983240>200 feet below her.>A massive orgy is going down.>"They said these cons were popular..."
>>2983009Don't know if he contacted you or what happened, but Flak was having trouble finding some of BCS's writing. I managed to dig up a single clopfic of hers for him, but it'd probably be good if he had some others to choose from.
>>2983175Do you really, really want that? Cuz, i might just draw it tomorrow after work.
>>2983264I cry everyt1m at the YF-23 >feel.
>>2983248404 shit not found
>>2983264There isn't.Yet.Why not try your hand at it?
>>2983269it is late and I haven't played enough vidya tonightso I am gonna do that instead
>>2983278MiG-35.
>>2983278Her name is Sky Breaker.
>>2983281HAHAHAHA
>>2983240needs spiderman
>>2983280I wonder how you pronounce red text
>>2983296because I am terribad at art. and I'm not about to write plane/helicopter pone fanfiction.
>>2983240Klondike would be there
>>2983060I'd been previously imagining her markerpone colourse, I think, so this was quite a change. I agree now though, it does kinda suit her.
>>2983317He was busy drawing her
>>2983183>>2983216>>2983224>>2983243Thank you.>>2983195I have that one sketch of Sweetie Belle walking in on them. I should finish that.>>2983219Isn't that convenient?>>2983250I definitely see what you're talking about. This is kinda old and I didn't think i would take it farther than simple B&W so I wasn't thinking. I completely agree with you though.
>>2983284
>>2983327How diabolical
Hidy hoe pone-arenos! Time for the biggest, most pathetic thing on the internet before or since!Which pony do I pretend to snuggle and cuddle with tonight?Last night was Big Mac. Pretended to lay my head along his side. Surprising great night sleep. 10/10 would cuddle again
>>2983310No, it doesn't.
>>2983340Braeburn. Imagine a ballgag if you think he wouldn't stop talking.
>>2983231I like hoe making small pony even smaller makes them cuter, even though they mad
>>2983340How do I get an imagination like yours man? I'm gelatinous over here.
>>2983260You know what I'm going to say.
>>2983177I LIKE IT
>>2983337I'm sensing someone who cant draw trying to pitch an idea
>>2983340Silver Spoon
>>2983162>>2983146>>2982847Sometimes I find myself wondering what some of our regular drawfags would be like in person.I mean, a few of them have used this place as their personal blog at times, but others, we hardly know anything about.
>>2983323>colourseHow the fuck did I manage to type that.
>>2983340Luna
whoever linked that schoolgirl dash thing last thread, you were right it was not my thing.
>>2983380With your retard, Anon. With your retard.
>>2983364>"Wanna see my Cockpit?"
>>2983358She gon' bite off yo deek nigga
>>2983365anon that is beautiful. thank you for sharing.
>>2983391
>>2983296>MedEvac will never tell you not to worry - everything will be alright>she'll take good care of you
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177832?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2983391>She opens up her skull
>>2983389That's okay anon, some boys like other boys. That's perfectly natural and accepted in 21st century society.
ARE YOU CHILL YETTHIS THING MAY HAVE TO WAIT FOR 2AM AFTER ALL
Jessy, JESSY.Can I have a Cirrus SR-20 pone. Have her hooves with adorable little shoes.
>>2983378I feel like theres no need to force you to care about my life. There is nothing that puts me over anyone else. Doing so is acting like I am more important than others. Which is untrue.
>>2983355Braeburn it is. And no thats dumb. It's late and all little ponies are super tired and want to go to bed.>>2983361>getting jelly over someone who spends his night's pretending one of his pillows is a pony to cuddle withAnon, you should really set your sights a bit higher.Anyway, thanks again MLPG and may all your dreams come true!
>They actually had an orgy at bronyconGuys. C'mon guys. Lets not take jokes this far again okay.
>>2983415the only person not chill here is you
>>2983407I keep getting punted to the lobby. Any idea what I might be doing wrong? I'm logged in.
>>2983395How? I'm to bussy holding her in my arms and hugging her close
>>2983443its full
>>2983415do plane ponies count as chill?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLVcC8Gkuoposting chill music to help it along
more material for the plane pone fadhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AgustaWestland_AW609http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-22_Ospreyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_XV-15in fact fuck it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiltrotor have fun
Which one would have the best tits?
>>2983197I can't help it if there's a fart joke in a drawing that's done well and emphasizes the ass like in this image. There's so much bad art out there.. Nobody's pushing it on you except maybe that guy who spams the twilight unwashed story.
>>2983456get fucked. Plane pone are shit.
>>2983453Oh, thanks. Mind adding an extra slot for next round then, if no-one leaves?
>>2983415>listening to music >warm glass of milk>apple slices >fireworks going off in the background I don't think I can get any chiller
Alright boys, here we go. COMMENCING TEXTDUMP.>the following takes place after the events of last night's SB greentext.
>>2983249>Use less clean lines and less bright colors then?I myself am not an artist though. I just consume it. It seems that all of anime in the last decade has a look that I don't like at all. And it traces back to the animation techniques used. Here's a random example from Paprika.
>>2983457I'm going to veto this one as the next big topic of the thread.Seriously, we did something with this exact pic, what, last thread?
>>2983471no anon, you are shit
>>2983457applebloom for sure
>>2983323same here, that or the nanaki-esque scheme that was tossed aroundi kinda like her chubbier too, but that's just me
>>2983414i was more talking about how they sterilized her, wiped her memory and turned her into a lesbian. i just found it sorta fucked up
>>2983479>The dance was a massive success.>Rarity made you a dashing suit for the occasion (with extraordinary freedom of movement, you might add), and Sweetie’s dress was the envy of the entire student body.>For the next three years, the two of you are inseparable, your newfound relationship blossoming as the days go by.>At Rarity’s behest (and constant prodding), Sweetie begins to take vocal lessons.>Of course, this means you’re taking vocal lessons as well.
>>2983457Sweetie Belle
>>2983457Sweetie is the softest, so probably her. Followed by AB's country meatiness, and then Scoot's flat chest.
>>2983471Shh, sh, don't cry.
>>2983483damn. Well, time for the archive
>>2983457Either Sweetie or Aplebloom.
>>2983456http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderscreech>>2983471>>2983485Be chill.
>>2983403>She says this no matter how horrific the damage is.>Even if she doesn't get a response.>Sometimes it's obvious she won't get a response.
>>2983479LINK THAT SHIT I MISSED ITpls?
>>2983495>Sweetie quickly realizes her natural talent for the performing arts.>And surprisingly, so do you!>You’ve never been much for singing, but you’ve never really tried. A few experimental sessions later, your tutor remarks that your voice would be perfect for big band.>The two of you end up practicing to all of your old records nearly every weekend.
>>2983511I'm so chill you could keep a side of beef in me for a month.
>>2983457I wish there were more teen/adult humanized of these three
>>2983523>It’s now the middle of your senior year.>She’s hanging onto you just as much as she was the day you asked her to the dance.>On your way to class, you notice a flyer handing off the wall.>There’s a talent show coming up, just before winter vacation.>Sweetie’s eyes light up with excitement, and she begs you to enter the two of them.>She still has yet to make an actual performance in front of a crowd, but she’s as ready as she’ll ever be.>She nearly smothers you in kisses when you tell her you agree.>What she doesn’t know is that the prize you intend to win can’t be put on any trophy shelf.
I fucking hate plane ponies
>>2983517Aww.
>>2983009Capped!
>>2983495tell me you sing for once in my life at some point
>>2983535perhaps this is not the place for you sir.
>>2983492>but that's just meThat's what you think.
>>2983535Cry about it.
>>2983403>MedEvac will never be voiced by Tawnya Pettiford-Wate
>>2983533>For the next month, you and Sweetie practice nearly every day after class.>The two of you agreed on a song fairly quickly, one certain tune by Dean Martin.>Arranging it for a duet is fairly simple, and comes out perfectly after a few rehearsals.>Still, you practice with her ever chance you can possibly get, given you aren’t too wrapped up in her to move that is.
How does one procrastinate from getting drunk? I planned on drinking almost an hour ago. I need to reevaluate my life.
>>2983568>You have a few phone calls to make.>Gathering your friends in the school band for a meeting, you inform them that what is spoken here must not leave the room.>Sweetie still thinks you’re simply going to perform using a recording of the instrumental part, but you want your friends to provide the musical accompaniment to your singing.>After you reveal your true intentions, however, there isn’t a man in that room that doesn’t want to help you.>After they stop cheering and patting you on the back, you tell them they’re all going to need matching suits and ties, and you’re going to need to wrangle some seating arrangements to use on stage.
>>2983455You want chill music?This album is a whole hour of chill house music. Perfect for dancing or chilling.Sample:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alajE-WHh_8Download:http://www.mediafire.com/?1vj3r919acejcjf
>>2983576instead of doing that, just drink
>>2983576I know that feel, man.
>>2983583>On your way home, you quit your job. >Nobody but you and your parents knew you had it, and it served its purpose.>You couldn’t help but feel you should have started earlier, saved a bit more money, but what you have will do fine.>After you make your second stop, you return home, your wallet next to empty.>You're almost ready.
>>2983586>:Vocal>:V:V
>>2983517>she has a sequestered corner of the hangar that's just for her>it's filled with lit candles, for every one that she couldn't save
>>2983596>With two weeks to the talent show, you and Sweetie practice every other day.>When you’re not with her, you’re with your band, making sure everything will go exactly as according to plan.>You bribe the lighting riggers with the last of your money to follow a very specific set of instructions during the performance.>Everything must be absolutely perfect.>It has to be.
>>2983576you should have a drink while reevaluating
>>2983240>>2983240AHAHAHAAthis is fantastic!
>>2983607>Sometimes, you think you hear her crying as you walk by.
>flood detected>flood detected everywherei thinkmaybejust maybenoit cant be
>>2983586we chillwave now?
>>2983610>The show is today.>Again, Sweetie’s never performed for an audience before.>She’s incredibly nervous.>”E-everyone’s so good! We’re gonna lose!” She nearly shouts at you standing backstage, her nervousness nearly getting the best of her.>Giving her as warm a smile as you can, you put a hand on her shoulder. She looks back up at you, and you try your best to calm her.>”Of course they are. What kind of person isn’t good at their own special talent, Sweetie? That’s why they’re here.”>With a heavy sigh, she finally smiles. “I guess you’re right.”>Her hand comes to rest atop yours on her shoulder.
>>2983576How do you even DO that.>Ponies.Ah...
Guys I have a confession to makeI like to listen to pony swag
>>2983641>The act before yours is a magic act. Those two have gotten fairly talented over the years.>It’s a pretty spectacular performance, but isn’t without its hiccups. A set of pyrotechnics fails, exposing one of their tricks.>The audience is more than understanding, having been subjected to their performances several times in the past.>Sweetie frantically checks over everything. “You remembered to give the DJ the record right?”>With as big a smile as you’ve ever given before, you shake your head. >“Nope.”
>>2983576you procrastinate BY drinking
>>2983648it's okay anon, everybody makes mistakes.
>>2983009Can you be honest for once and declare moral something besides high or very high.
>>2983653>She looks at you in abject horror.>”HOW ARE WE GOING TO PERFORM WITH NO MUSIC!?” Her voice cracks through her yelling, thankfully obscured by the audiences clapping.>”I have a surprise for you, dear.”>You whistle towards the back of the stage.>From behind the rear curtains, emerges an entire symphonic band, and the bandstand they will be seated on. Everyone is immaculately dressed, in matching suits and dresses.>Sweetie beams up at you, completely beside herself.>Before she has a chance to start making a fool of herself, you put a finger to her lips.>”We’re on.”
Would you heat pone after forging, annealing her for increased strength?
>>2983520>>2979700There was also an Apple Bloom one
>>2983663but morale is high today
>Broke is back>and writing waifushit againGOD BLESS AMERICA
>>2983672assuming pone is made of metal and does not feel it as pain, yes.
>>2983672Would furnace pone be hurt?
>>2983663Computers have very little sense of morality
>>2983624>mfw nobody actually cares this much about peopleplspls stopit hurts
>>2983664http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh8fPUUJT9k>As the last note ends, the audience completely loses their shit.>Your performance came off without a single hitch, every note hit perfectly and completely on time.>She beams up to you, her eyes shining in the spotlights.>As soon as she started singing, all of her fears melted completely away. To the both of you, it was as if there was nothing in the world during that song except the two of you up onstage, singing your hearts out. >You, Sweetie, and your band all take a bow to the standing ovation from the crowd, clearing out for the next act after the staff quiet the audience in the interest of time.
>>2983630http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkpl-N-FGm8You bet your ass.
>>2983701>It’s no surprise to anyone when they announce your names.>The both of you can barely keep from sprinting to the stand to collect your trophy, backed by the cheering and cat-calls of your band.>The teacher running the event gives a small speech, and thanks everyone for attending.>You, however, have only just begun.>You ask for the microphone.
>>2983672...annealing SOFTENS steel. You heat and then rapidly cool (as by dousing in water) repeatedly to harden steel, which is tempering.
>>2983591>>2983615Oh, you guys always know what to say!>>2983658You don't know me very well.I'll probably live forever because I'll just keep putting off dying.
>>2983624>you go up next to her, to pay your respects
>>2983716It makes it less brittle, though.
>>2983711>”Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been an honor to perform for you today, and I can’t thank you enough for giving us this award.”>”But this is not the prize I came here to win.”>You turn to Sweetie Bell, and call her forward to the stand, next to you.>As you told them, the spotlights re-ignite and focus on the two of you/>”Sweetie, these past few years have been the best years of my life. You mean more than anything in the world to me. You’ve made me feel like the luckiest guy on the planet, and that spark we shared that first evening hasn’t faded a bit since that first evening we shared together.”>”I hope that spark never fades.”>You reach behind your back.>Your right knee begins to bend.>A few members of the audience gasp loudly.
>>2983699I do. I'm not an EMT, though. It would break me if I was.
>>2983719>you will never have a night of drunken debauchery with Berry Punch
>>2983699Hold onto your heart.You wouldn't wanna loose the poor thing.Because this train has no breaks.
>>2983731would you settle for se3ond best?
>>2983724yes, but...bah. Harder steel deals with compression forces better, but softer steel deals with shear and tension better. Neither is just "stronger".METALLURGY
>>2983726>Every light but the spotlights shining down on you simultaneously shut off.>To the audience, the two of you are covered in the only, the brightest light in the room.>To the two of you, the only thing you can see is eachother.>Your knee softly hits the stage.>”You are the absolute best thing that has ever happened to me. You are the love of my life, and I want to spend the rest of it with you.”>At last, you pull a small box from the back of your jacket.>”Will you marry me?"
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177881?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2983698So it may seem
>>2983748>>2983724>>2983716>>2983672we /sci/ now?
>>2983748>METALLURGYgesundheit
>>2983750>my heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDNwXZDcDDohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCyPapIW6Vc>/a/ will always make better soundtracks than /co/
>>2983760No I just like, know things
>>2983750>For the next few seconds, there isn’t a single sound in the auditorium, aside from the low hum of the lighting.>It feels like an eternity.>A tear falls down her face.
>>2983760so would you anneal or temper your metal pony?
I think Big Mac made me realize im bisexual. Anyone else have this happen?
>>2983779>"YES!">She tackles you to the floor, hugging you tighter than she ever has before.>The audience erupts.>The band begins to play “Sing, Sing, Sing”, starting from about thirty seconds in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=r2S1I_ien6A#t=30s>They’d apparently planned this behind your back, those bastards. >You’d have to thank them for that later.>You’re too busy being the luckiest guy on earth.
>>2983663When AB streamed himself downloading CP it was lower than high.
Hey guys. What if bugpones aren't defeated?what if they went to the dark side of the moon?
>>2983772You, sir, are a liar.
>>2983788Does Big Mac/you/Braeburn do anything for you?
>>2983791AND SO ENDS PART ONE.TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
All this talk of metal pones has given me an image of an EDI-pone in my head and it wont go away.
>>2983728>mfw indifferent
>>2983806Good god man, dem feels.
>>2983806I had a >feel, good sir. Well done.
>>2983796That's why I'm here, Anon.
>>2983786Anneal most of it, plate the hooves in tempered steel
>>2983796They're in Equestria, scattered all around Canterlot
>>2983786Temper for better compression strength
>>2983806WELCOME BACK, ASSHOLE
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177890?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41last game was shazbot as fuck
>>2983804Not him, but big mac + any pone spitroating me is pure bonerfuel.I'm refractoring at the moment, though.
>>2983648I have a "S" rank on insane difficulty on that song in the rhythm game osu!which means I've probably listened to it more than five hundred times
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>2983806I didn´t like it too forced.
>>2983793It should have been super high, because that shit made me so fucking happy.
>>2983845madmax pls go
>>2983648I personally know the guy who made that
>>2983806lovely. nice feels.
>>2983806It sucked but anything with Sweetie is shit so that was expected.
>>2983731>You'll never fall asleep on top of her belly, lulled to sleep by the motion of her heavy breathing and rolling waves of wine churning inside her.
>>2983851I felt so too. In my head, it went a bit bette,r but I think I lost a few things from early this monring when I started thinking it up to now.
>>2983859Yeah that was funny as fuck.
>>2983845sorry for what, our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ponies, especially since they're such a good size and all
>>2983818I don't know... The last time some of you Blud Rafens showed, up, there was some... collateral damage.
>you will never refactor your pony>you will never call out explicit dependencies and decrease her internal coupling>you will never build a full suite of unit tests for her>you will never continuously integrate your pony
>all these late night feel threadsI love it.I love you guys.
>>2983895But we purged the Xenos, yes?
>>2983907>you will never continuously integrate your ponyCalculus pone is so cute
>>2983907there was a line where we needed to stop doing things like this. i dont recall how far past that line we are right now but its quite a ways.
>>2983919yeah... yeah, we sure did... brother...we sure...
>>2983895I-Is that Muroko?
>>2983922He's referring to a software development approach, not the calculus procedure.
>>2983806not badnot bad at all>tfw you also had a sweetie belle story plannedhow could I measure up to THIS?
>>2983895I was there.It was their fault, they got in the way.
Jessypls make a second stream that the bronies don't have to know about
>>2983938Much glory was had that day, wasn't it Battle Brother?
http://www.livestream.com/medleysponydoodlesThey're singing pony songs
>Down for maintenance.
>EM SERVERS
>>2983907I can't be the only one who really hates this shit.
>>2983912I only write them so I can kill you.One day it will work.Your heart will feel funny.And then it will fail.
>>2983948I stand by what I said about calculus pone
Would you be the judge in a pony farting contest? The two categories are in sound and smell
>>2983840What about the thought of Shining Armor getting drunk at a club and grinding his ass against you?
>>2983970well at least I can write now
>>2983964Glory..Glory, for the.. For the.. Em-
>>2983976I'm sure she is, anonymous person from the internet.
>>2983957>They got in the way.>Implying imps could hit something even in it was in the way.
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>>2983980No.
>>2983987better get to work, Metals
>>2983976So what exactly is calculus pone? A being of pure mathematics?
>>2983994thank you, new artist guy from the internet
>>2984000(/
>>2983980No. That's disgusting.
>>2983984That's too oocAfter all, he has been brainwashed to unconditionally love his wife.
>>2983995one lasgun isa rock in a river.a million lasguns is a whole lot of rocks.
>>29839806/10 made me giggle
>>2983973You may kill him but I will stand. I will always stand.And at the end, when the last post was made, when the boat reaches the world's end, when the great waterfall stands before us I shall be there and with my last words I shall declare the true best pony.Rarity
>mfw the cops get called on me for lighting off fireworks
>>2983973But anonymous, I'm already dead.
Would you beg a pony to inseminate you?
>>2983993It's okay, Battle Brother. We will find a way out of this strange, brightly colored world filled with pastel ponies and back to our glorious Emprah's world.
does /mlp/ ever have drawing threads? It seems like we should have one all the time since the show isn't even airing right now so it's not like there is much else to doI never really looked outside mlpg before and there doesn't seem to be much else, just other general threads
>>2984023Fuck 'em.
>>2984002>Metals Vs. Broke>Timed >feel-off contest
>>2984011(\/)
>>2984028No.
>>2984036Let the games begin.
>>2983876No other reactions? Alright, I'll call it here.I'm rusty as hell, but I'll be damned if I didn't want to hammer this out. In retrospect I should have done more prereading and looked over it more, but I was too excited to get this idea down and out to you guys. I'm not sure, but I'm kinda leaning on not doing the second part, it just feels unnecesary and totally redundant. Originally it was going to be just one part, all one >feel, but I spent too much time on the first part and thought I'd split it in two. The second part would have centered arround the weeding and honeymoon, but as it was all supposed to be one >feel, there's not enough material there to make a second part.Sorry to those that think it was forced or rough, and thanks to those that liked it. I'm going to hold off on reinstating my old name until I'm sure I can regularly write good, quality >feels again.
>>2984009Ehehehe. You funny.
EM looks like its back up
>>2984028Yes
>>2984017Huh. I didn't realize people still let headcanon get between them and their penises.
>>2984033>draw my oc>draw my oc>draw my oc>draw my oc>draw my oc
>>2984033i see them every so often, usually the people posting in them are decent, but seem to be newly learning.
>>2984028absolutely
Dubs decides which poor soul I draw Celestia sitting on with her colossal ass.
>>2984036pls no, I would lose badly.I only use four fingers to type
>>29840262.718spooky3.141me
You >feels guys are getting to happy. I need to start planning a sad >feels now.
>>2984031I think.. Our paths...Our paths might be... Just a bit... Different... Brother.
>>2984022>RarityI will die knowing you have taste and are a true gentleman then.
>>2984035
>>2984069Rarity>>2984069
>>38362985What you guys think? next thing for /co/ to flip over?
>>2984028>FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE JUICE ONII-CHAN ~
>>2984088Welp.
MAFIA BACKGET IN HEREhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177916?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2984045PFBBBBTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>2984023what, are they commies or something?
>>2984022>implying this will endTogether we will post forever
>>2984051Good to see a fellow >feelsmith honing his craft around heredon't worry, you'll get back into the swing of things eventually
>>2984091>(Ded)
>>2984078Turn in your ring. We blue lantern corps nao.
>>2984103Quest is a commie I dont know why he is celebrating the 4th.
>>2984088That was fucking quick.God bless you dubsanon and god bless you anonymous drawfag
>>2984088Fucking ross.
>>2983980No wayI would force my favorite pone to act as the judge, despite all her protests. I would force her to be the judge every year, until eventually she grew to love it, and was so excited to huff pone farts that she began marking days on her calendar until the time she could judge for another contest
>>2984023Shoot some roman candles at their squad car.
>>2984047
>>2984120> and god bless you anonymous drawfag>ross
>>2984033ive seen some, but its usually just one or two new guys drawing stuff
>>2984088>>2984069Drawfag is letting everyone roll again because that was boring as shit.
>>2984053should I have said "hack artist" instead?
>>2984110Yeah that's weird.It's the gravity falls thread though.let me see if this works >>38380813
>>2984069the wicked witch of the east
>>2984145Oh man, do it. I've been stagnating lately.
>>2983980Sign me up for smell
>>2984023>Live on private land as a kid>Every few years the city bans fireworks>We set them off anyways>Cops come to our property line and can come no further>Every now and then they just sit there and watch the show
>>2984069The anon that requested Rarity.
>>2984144>dubs>>2984069nightguard
>>2984121Ross?OH GOD NONO I'M SORRY OH GODNOWHY?
>>2984163so you could say that your growth as an artist has come to a full stop?
>>2984150We can't link to /co/
>>2984187;_;
>>2984069Apple Fritter
>see full mafia game>'oh, i'll just wait 'till they make a new one and join that'>get up for a minute to use the restroom>new mafia horse>full alreadyevery fucking time...
>>2984144You're a douchebag.
>>2984144Lunaor Braeburn
>>2984187Really?
>>2984069Chrysalis.
>>2983806I love you.Do you have similar plans for the Applebloom story?
>>2984134w-wait..Is...is that Ross? OH GOD WAS THAT ROSS?GOD DAMMIT BONER THINK NEXT TIME
Do you prefer your ponies handcrafted or factory made?
>>2984062>>2984066Which one?
>>2984069Chrysalis
>>2984180Dumbass.
>>2984186It's like I just don't caret
>>2984144Chrysalis or Discordohgod pls
>>2984081Looks like someone's about to get their geneseed harvested.
>>2984206We can't go back home.
>>2984206Yes, really. I'm sorry you had to find out like this;_;
>>2984144Chrysalis
Do you think one day femsnails will become the slutty mare
>>2984187All of the links to /co/ have been perfectly fine for me, despite being deemed (Dead)
>>2984257>GGYes.
>>2984255>dubsAlso everyone voted chrysalis. So STAY TUNED
>>2984257>nobody will ever do good porn of femsnailsxcutie mark bros
>>2984170That is fucking awesome.Should have invited them down to the party.>governments face when
>>2984255Aw ye
>>2984144Draw Celestia sitting on Celestia.
>>2984257no because by then GG will become a more mature and talented writerAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2984210Just make fun of his shitty art when he posts it.
>>2984257In her wettest of dreams.But when she gets the opportunity, she blasts spaghetti everywhere.>She has never even kissed a boy.
>>2984051I didn't like it at all, things went way too perfect and smooth.I mean, it's a sweet little tale, but a total yawn-fest.
>>2984254Well.
>>2984295>tfw you never even kissed a boy
>>2984087I want more >feels of stealth-cuddling with police pone
>>2984273Weaver doesn't inspire enough pornfags to flesh out his sexy ideas. Which is seriously a damn shame.
>>2984298I haven't quite perfected the art of spaghettimancy.
>>2984123Conditioned to love farts, hm? A very interesting concept. I mentally toyed with that concept. The idea was that Celestia ambushes Twilight and farts on her because she's either bored or drunk. Twilight eventually learns to love and look forward to these random attacks.
>>2984310>tfw never touched someone outside of family in a significantly emotion manner.
>visit Fluttershy's animal farm in autismblocks>huge fenced in pens and elaborate chicken coops all over>her chests are full of nothing but wool>ask her for some food>she tosses you a stack of bread
>>2984322thats because the people with such skill have more refined taste than that. GG is for plebians
>>2984295What if she accidentally cut her tail off while working on a school project?
>>2984332>tfw I am completely okay with this feel
>>2984257I think after her first time, she'll calm down a little and stop getting so worked up about sex.She'll meet someone nice and they'll make each other very happy.
>>2984332What's it like living in a town where nobody else is there except your family because that is the only fucking conceivable way that could be possible. COME ON...
>>2984334>You have to avoid traps she has set up for the monsters at night.>They don't kill the monsters.>They are full of them.
>>2984316Stealth cuddling?
>>2984334>Oh well I was going to use these diamonds to make a hoe, but if you wanted them, I guess you can have them
>>2984350She might bleed to death.Why?
>You will never get a penis on /pol/
She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man...She dreams in color, she dreams in red, can't find a better man...
>>2984359What I mean is I've never hugged a girl or gone out with a girl or flirted with a girl or fuck me I'm autism incarnate
>>2984370I've already gotten two.why
>>2984332But how?
>>2984363>full diamond armor>enchanted as fuck>never leaves her house at night>never sets hoof under sea level
>>2984332secondedno fucks given
>>2982737> O faceO-face is old hat. I want to know what their N and M faces are.
>>2984344Okay, that was p. funny.
>>2984392you cant get those stupid enchantments with out killing some shit
>Watch tons of shows aimed at kids or teens>Can't stand any 3D animated films, especially Dreamworks>Can't even get past Dreamworks posters>Have also avoided Pixar films>Find them completely patronizing, with terrible humor and "lowest common denominator" panderingCan someone explain this? Am I crazy? Cartoons on tv seem so much better than cartoon movies. When I watch Gravity Falls or MLP I don't feel patronized. But I can't get through any of these 3D animated movies. Just look at that fucking poster. That is such an infuriatingly smug poster. I just...gah. It just fills me with rage.
>>2984376This is going to be stuck in my head for hours you dick
>>2984332You will never know how awkward it is when some girl two years older than you just walks up and pulls you into her chest.Seriously, I didn't even know her and there were at least a dozen people around.Embarrassing as fuck.
>reading the applebloom >feelsuddenly>you will never dogfight krauts on a foggy day over France>somehow that hits me harder than the AB >feel
>>2984376
>>2984410I know that feel bro>hurr toy story>durr kung fu panda
>>2984410>Can't even get past Dreamworks posters>MegamindI know the poster is terribad, but the movie is actually ok
>>2984410Up was pretty good and is pretty much King Feel in terms of animated films of the last decade.
>>2982737Dash seems the most appreciative of what just transpired.
>>2984434My friends all really liked it so they made me watch it.It was okay, I guess, certainly better than most of dreamworks other shit.
How do I make vectors?
>>2984410Well, it's Dreamworks Face and doesn't at all reflect the characters.It does, however, somehow WORK in marketingMy brain is full of fuck.
>>2984408You can't get diamonds without going down near bedrock either.Rarity made it for her. Twilight enchanted it using XP from one of her many grinders.
>>2984410It's easier to write 22 minutes than an hour and a half.
>>2984410Pixar is generally pretty good. Brave was mediocre and Cars is shitty, but other than that Pixar is great. Try watching Up.
>>2984436>Up was pretty good and is pretty much King Feel in terms of animated films of the last decade.It was... okay. I liked parts of it but I didn't care much for it.
>>2984360>Pit full of spiders.>Somehow they cannot get out.>All you see are thousands of red eyes starting at you.
>>2984456with Illustrator
>>2984369Not the entire tail you tard, just the part with the hair.
>>2984382GOD DAMMIT ANONRARARGH YOU UPSET ME GREATLY
>>2984456Ask floffy?
>>2984457For me "Dreamworks face" is the exact opposite. It just makes me filled with utter rage. I want to do nothing but smash those characters faces in with a shovel.
So what are you doing for best country day mlpg?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo
>>2984482What about that upsets you?
>>2984382Then go out and do the same to a guy, measure the results.If it helps at least you'll find out if you're an autismal bisexual person.
>>2984431whats wrong with toy story?
>>2984473>the entire bottom of the spider trap is covered in glowstone>she goes down there every day to play with her peaceful spider friends>"They're not monsters, they're just misunderstood."
>>2984499fucking HOW
>>2984508Is gay, stupid and I hate it
>>2984494Shootin mah guns. Shootin fireworks. Barbecuean, grillan, eatan like a pigan.
>>2984490Nah, it pisses me off too, especially given that Dreamworks pours a lot of effort into most of their movies, barring fucking BEE MOVIESeinfeld is over, leave it lie.SEINFELD IS OVER, that means DONESEINFELD IS OVER SO WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING SEINFELD: THE BEE?!
>>2984494I was planning to kill myself.
>>2984510>Fluttershy in a pit with thousands of spiders crawling over her and each other>She's totally ok with thisNo. Fuck no that's goddamn scary.
>>2984516you seem like quite the intelligent individual
>>2984494It's 1am, so not much at the moment.Probably attend some barbeques and/or my LGS free food event.And booze most likely. Should be fun.
>>2984510>She has different pits with different monsters in them.>You realize to your horror she has them all under her control.>She has an army.
>>2984532Is it any better if I tell you that Minecraft spiders are 2m in size?
>>2984497The fact that there's someone out there more pathetic than me. I've had multiple girlfriends and I've even had sex. It's been 3 years since then though and my current life direction is pointing towards that being the last time I'll ever have intimate contact with another woman. God dammit stop being more pathetic than me. Stop it now.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177956?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2984494Working. Until 2 A.M.
>>2984464>It's easier to write 22 minutes than an hour and a half.Nope. I think it's just because much more money is on the line. These are all to be BIG BLOCKBUSTER FILMS. So they go for lowest common denominator. They take no chances. They have wacky "comedy" characters, who universally make me rage.
>>2984528stream it.
>>2984557And then epicmafia goes down
>>2984535I know.
>>2984334>Applebloom plays on your server>her house is more like a huge factory or warehouse - filled with pistons, redstone and various gadgetry>a vast vault houses dozens if not hundreds of chest-minecarts, filled with parts, materials and other odds and ends, tucked into cubbyholes somewhere deep underground >the push of a button sends it rolling up to you, and back into place once you're finished with it>You ask her how long it took her to make this>"Near 'bout a day. Why?"
>>2984494drink, shoot guns, eat lots o foodi'll actually probably just spend it here, maybe draw some ponies
>>2984555I said the same thing after a bit of trouble dating a girl under 17 when I was 17.* I waited two years to start another relationship.It'll happen, and in spades.*It's against our age of consent laws in this state, he-yuck.
>>2984555I'm 20 years old, few months to 21. Why stop now when I'm over 2/3rds of the way to wizard status?I swear to god my 30th birthday will be wizard-themed if I'm still a virgin then.I'll post pics on whatever is 4chan at that point.
>>2984573Its up
>>2984573shouldnt be down, make sure you're logged in
>>2984532
>>2984603Thanks smileI didn't want to sleep anyway
>>2984603No, fuck you.
>>2984560>take no chancesyou really don't follow Pixar. If Wall-E isnt taking a chance for a childrens animated movie i dont know what is.
>>2984579Applebloom would be my best friend.
>>2984467>Try watching Up.Didn't like it. Didn't hate it either.
>>2984559Well you need to be shooting guns and or fireworks while at work. This is America god damnit.
>>2983804> YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTSseriously though, that sounds good, ut I have no idea what Id do. Definitely not taking it up the butt.
>>2984603
>>2984361it's from last week.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2807068.html>the two of you must keep your new relationship a secret because it is against regulations>there are several close calls when the two of you almost get walked in on while cuddling in a bathroom or closet>after a few years most everyone knows about your relations ship, but they don't bring it up because you are both damn fine cops
>>2984548>"Hello, Mr. Enderman. How are you today?">"GWAAAANNGNGGGGLGGG">"Wonderful! I hope it's dry enough in there for you! I remember you telling me you don't like water very much.">"....dwoop...!"
>>2984603We arachnids now?
>>2984618Wall-E was lretty meh.If it wasn;t for my robot fetish, i wouldn;t have even finished the thing.
>>2984639>le australia face
>>2984603This holds no sway over me. I love the many spiders who crawl about my garage.Even the little bastard who swings around in his web in the doorframe at eye height. I think my screams are the only bright part of his day.Also ZERG RUSH
>>2984560pixar just sucks shit. dont try to understand it. cartoons are mostly made for babbys and pixar makes shitty, ugly cartoons for babbys thusly.
>>2984626i'd like to be tree
SHOOT HORSESBE AN IDIOThttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177956?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2984589I'm almost 21. All of my relationships were in high school and one lasted slightly after high school. I'm in college now and that's not going as I'd planned. Right now I'd probably feel to awkward and beta to have a relationship anyway.I should stop being /soc/. I'm sorry y'all.
>>2984643Oh, you mean anon is also a cop. Makes much more sense now, thanks.
>>29846630/10 see me after class
>>2984643P-p-poor p-p-police p-p-pony has a speech imp-p-pediment
>>2984579>introduce her to Tekkit>the next time you log in her house is visibly smaller>when you walk in you notice a vast network of tubes and pipes, insulated wire and bundled redstone>items hurtle about at top speed, being processed, refined, crafted and sorted>she logs in and directs you to the terminal she's set up>there's a searchable inventory of items>you type in nuclear reactor on a lark>it pulls up a reactor schematic list and gives you an ETA on how long it will take her automated frame assembler to build
>>2984620She'd hate me.I prefer to build things for the purpose of destruction.pretty quick those refineries would wind up being re-purposed to supply TNT launchers that would fill the sky with explosions in a desperate bid to keep my ass away
>SpidersPls stop
>>2984664YES SIR YES!
>>2984667We need more art of these two horses.
>>2984651Not liking the movie is fine, i just took issue with you claiming they dont take chances, especially in Pixar's case
>>2984708No.
Each day, less and less. 20 minutes today.Soon I will be free.
>>2984696>all out war in all of Minecraft's blocky glory with Applebloommitebcool
>tfw the Internet bores youI never thought this feeling would happen. It's... odd.
>>2984678later someone wrote a quick >feel about cuddling during a riotit was pretty cute
>>2984684I lean fairly strongly towards that opinion though. I just don't see the appeal of Pixar movies.
Is there a video of the foretold dunking of Mic by Eurobeat?
>>2984410i've never seen this movieare those two supposed to be voiced by will ferrell and brad pitt? their appearances don't match their voices. that's something that's always bothered me about dreamworks movies more than pixar. dreamworks has celebrity voices that don't match the characters. pixar doesn't cram in celebrity voices unless it matches the character, and they aren't above using their own animators if their voices fit better.
>>2984672That's totally different from "will never touch another woman again."Just pick up some hobbies, get to a gym, give no fucks for a while - purposefully give no fucks for a while. Don't even begin to send out the signal you're desperate for companionship or you'll get latched on by every fat needy whiny uninteresting white chick on campus who's 'always wanted a forever-man.'Just don't. Give no fucks and get bro'd, mang.
would you mic the mic?
>>2984723Yes.
>>2984765mane pls go
>tfw you loathe spiders but at the same time you feel a bit of sympathy for them because they're just another animal trying to make it through life>tfw you sometimes catch spiders in your house and let them go and other times when you're not feeling up to it you just kill them>tfw you feel bad later on for killing those little spiders. You've no right to choose the destiny of any creature.I live a conflicting life
>>2984761Ferrell's character fits the voice, even if the visual doesn't.
>>2984724i want to hug that cheerilee
>>2984753Not yet.But eventually. MLPG really overplayed it all because Eurobeat good, micmic bad
>>2984740>install planes mod>beeg meestaek.wav>i firebomb anything that doesnt look too horribly important>AB builds AA gun>realizes she cant sit in a gunner seat all day and night watching for one plane>rigs up tnt launchers to throw a shitload of TNT into the sky for as long as necessary in case of attack>I rig up a long-distance TNT cannon hidden in a mountainso begins the end of days
>>2984766> the sudden realization I want to fuck the bitch one first and violate the femme one, using the wonderful fluids of the first to facilitate the drubbing of the latterMy boner is far too hard for thiswhy, ponies, why
>>2984774http://youtu.be/ms2klX-puUU
>>2984774http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU
>>2984774Think about this: Spiders are predators. They are killing other insects. They're bros.
>>2984774>tfw the only thing you hate about spiders is how they moveAs long as they don't bother me, I'm fine. But if I look at them too long, I start thinking about it. And then I get weirded out.
>>2984579>>2984620>>2984696>>2984740>>2984695>log in>a gigantic square ring is now floating over the ocean>it's at least four miles long on a side>Applebloom is online>"Hey Anon! Take a gander at this!">She built a particle accelerator>just for fun
>>2984813Spiders are bros, but bros aren't allowed to live in my fucking bathroom.
>>2984764The problem is I've conditioned myself to give too little fucks to the point of accepting my fate. I know it's all my fault and I need to just do something about it. Dammit I shouldn't drink and internet like this. I should just distract myself with some pone.
>>2984815I just don't like things with spindly appendages...
>>2984782YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
>>2984799>br freinds with benefits with left side>grow apart over the years>meet right side>start dating>quickly find out they're sistersjackpot
>>2984782teacher pone is a good pone
>>2984837>kill me
>>2984803>>2984809what
>>2984750I was the guy that wrote about stealth cuddling with Police Pony. Could you link me to the riot thing? it's a nice feeling to now someone continued that.
>>2984815Spiders are awesome, I just don't want them crawling on me
>>2984766I agree
>>2984851http://youtu.be/suYu2ob9leY
>>2984693She's just shy and horny
>>2984646>Fluttershy looks him in the eye at all times>he doesn't attack her>she's on Survival mode
>>2984849now that you mention it i think she has whatever roger ebert has
>>2984823pfffahahaaha
>>2984870>yfw performance art
>>2984069Sorry for the wait
>>2984880>She walks towards one.>It takes a step back.
>>2984872Seems to be a trend going on.
>>2984872> "G-g-god, f-f-fuck me!"...OkayThis boner is getting out of hand
>>2984870you're masturbating to this right now, aren't you
>>2984765I might his OC. It depends on what his OC is.
>>2984883Cancer?
>>2984891Daaaw that´s cute.
request for [spoilers]Smiles-kun[/spoiler]turned out kind of wierd
>>2984803>>2984809Hah..two of you linked to that video. After watching that I ended up feeling worse about the spiders I'd killed. What's wrong with me?
>>2984831You need to watch this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMFpZRDYha4
>>2984880>creeper makes it past her traps>it hides by her door>when she goes outside it starts hissing, flashing and growing in size>she gives it the stare>it shrinks and slowly creeps away towards one of the traps
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1177995?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41NEW HORSE MURDER
>>2984891HAHATHIS IS AWESOME
>>2984901I'm just pulling random shit from my youtube favorites listhttp://youtu.be/XeQUlr4Xc3s
>>2984891This pleases me. Non-sexually.
>>2984909wow that's the second time i've fucked up spoilers today.FUck it.
>>2984925Phew.
>>2984909The front legs are too long and the mane is too short.
>>2984894> Fem!Snails> HORNYNow this is a strange feelingDoes this have some prior art I should be made aware of?
>>2984854>it's a nice feeling to nowDamn it.
>>2984798>eventually, nothing of the world remains>that virtual world was larger than the actual world, at the two of you managed to do it>you blew it all upDAMN YOU!DAMN YOU TO HELL!
>>2984928Use CTRL+S!
>>2984924>yfw disabled kidshttp://youtu.be/ZUDgcnhGvz8
>>2984909The frontlegs are too long but it's really cute!
>>2984934but the back legs are also really long.i agree with the hair though.
>>2984909Hnnnnnggg
>>2984899Back when we started adding a personalty to police pony she'd "try" to arrest you but end up handcuffing herself to you.
>>2984891Now do it sexually
>>2984891OH GOOD IT WASN'T ROSS
>>2984891>Celestia will never defend Equestria from you by sitting on you>Her firm, warm, ass will never force you into submission
>>2984979...Alright, I think I've caught the horsefucker flu. What's the solution?
>>2984899I dunno, I think I like her better as just timidmakes for cuter >feels
IT'S PINKIE BUTTER JELLY TIMEPINKIE BUTTER JELLY TIME
>>2984940>the fight continues, in the blackened skies over a broken world
okay let's try this again
>>2984909Too much main cast. Too much PinkieDraw adorably sleeping Celestia. Or cuddling with Twi (no shipping)
>>2985015Better no cutie mark
>>2985004What solution?
TOO MUCH FEELSNEEDS MORE FETISHLike fat pony. Mrs. Cake is a very pudgy pony. I would love to cuddle and make love to a Mrs. Cake.
>>2984979>>2985008I like thinking of her as being a pony version of that really shy lady from the Police Academy movies, who always talked really quietly, but when she needed to, could wreck your shit.>"DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!"
>>2985008> liking pushover womenMan, you gotta like women, not girls. Fully-realized individual women who know what they want and (for some FUCKING odd reason) want YOU? Sexy as HELL.
>>2984935Femsnails loev applepone
>>2985002OH I CAN BE ROSS>Lifting restrictions
>>2985040>you will never feel Mrs. Cake's weight atop you in bed>you will never feel her warmth radiate through you as your boner throbs urgently against her pudge
>>2985003>implying I would ever submitget on my level filthy casual
>>2985064someone got the raridude one?
>>2985067>Assuming direct control
>>2985014>destroyed this world>build a portal>wreck the next one
>>2985029Either give in, or get off and take a cold shower.
>>2985064> tearing at pillowsWait, is that a thing with teenagers?Is ... grinding up against a pile of them hoping they'd materialize into a hunky young man of goodly aesthetics who want to rock my then-slender frame normal?
>>2985090
>I think I fetished MLPG out a few days ago>it's finally returningOh frubjous day! Kaloo, Kalay!
>>2985014>IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM THERE IS ONLY WAR
>>2985100"give in" as in sexually assault a cartoon horse?UhWait, what?
>>2985080>implying her ass doesn't have hypnotic powers>implying that being buried under it wouldn't make you do whatever she told you
>>2984823>She gives you a tour>after airlifting you up to the control deck in her airship>you don't have that mod installed
>>2985118femsnails ears are so adorably huge
>>2985094>>A zombie Pigman sees a portal activate into his world.>They said this day would come.>The destroyers are here.
>that feel when your favorite artists never think they're good enough
>>2985119I hope it dies again.
>>2985092>this hurts you
>>2984940>>2985014>Eventually the server goes down for some reason or other. Maybe you broke it, maybe there was a power outage.>You sit in your chair and feel almost empty>You get an IM from Apple Bloom>"Finish the fight. My room.">you go over and knock>she opens the door and gets on the floor>you both walk the dinosaur
>>2985040Mrs. Cake is good.
>>2985003damn! she'll foil my plans to take over equestria with my human penis
>>2985118I'm going to need two hands for this.Make that three.
>>2985094>install MystCraft>she crafts linking books above your bases>uses crystals to build a portal right in front of a massive fully automatic TNT cannon>a tube system rotates between the books as TNT rains on all of your settlements simultaneously
>>2985125"Give in" as in masturbate to them.
>>2985152>she'll keep your penis all to her self>you always had a kept boy fetish, right?
NEW HORSE KILLERhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1178020?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2985131Just like her mom's.
>>2985167To ... ponies?A-alright, Anon, if you think it'll alleviate the symptoms of Horsefucker Flu, I'll do it.
>>2985120Sounds like a good future to me! So many Xenos to purge!
>>2985180I get my own collar, right?
>>2985003Thank you for reminding me about the horrible things you people said about my bed. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
>>2985193That just finalizes the disease. You'll have it forever, but you'll be able to enjoy it.The cure is a cold shower and a break from MLPG.
>>2985206Well, it won't really be "yours", per se, but yes.
I really dislike all this fucking snails.
>>2985206Yes, she will grip your head in between her cheeks as she flies across Equestria.
>>2985189OH LORD I FORGOT ABOUT HER.
>>2985166>the fleet is standing by, sir.>order them to make for the aether. find someplace nice to settle down.>S-sir?>This is my fight. I'll finish it the same way I started it.>One plane heads directly towards Applebloom's aerial fortress>a singular aircraft rises to meet it
>>2985189>>2985228i seem to be missing out on something here
>>2985214It's only an acute fix, however, and symptoms may recur with resumption of MLPG browsing.
oh shit, i'm sorry
>>2985218>hispanicsIS IT TIME FOR SCOOTARUMBLE?
>>2985152>Celestia prepares to finish your threat once and for all>she removes your pants and sits on your erect cock>as you enter her you both realize your penis has a strength beyond what either of you thought possible>the duel for control of Equestria begins
>you will never be a brony musician, adored by 95% of the fanbase despite not being particularly good
>>2985214> cold shower, break from MLPGTruth be told I doubt I could think of ponies >sexuallyI guess we'll find out, shall we?
>>2985218>stop liking what I don't like
>go into a fluffy pony thread to see what's so bad>people think that there's nothing wrong with fantasizing about torturing small animals that talk like and have the mentality of a 2 year oldRemind me to never go out into the piss again.
>>2985263Shut up.;_;
>>2985233>you cue this song on your media-playerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>>2985254>Implying the heat wouldn't give your cock minor burnsHer cutie mark isn't just the sun because she raises it, you know.
>>2985189I told you man.I told about ears.
>>2985250Sorry fer what?
>>2985254>You will never have sex with Celestia while this plays:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0UuNpUqK4
>>2985254>You try to rattle your dick around, but to no avail>Celestia clenches and rips it off
>>2985263I am very okay with this.
>>2985119How did you manage to do that?
>>2985252ARE YOU READY FOR A RUMBLE IN THE ARENA!?
>>2985214That doesn't work. Once you get a turn on, the only thing you can do is get a different one, but you can never get rid of it. If you try to shove it away, it keeps coming back harder and faster and more often, until you find yourself fucking a horse that you painted your waifu's cutiemark on. And all you had to do to prevent it was fap to ponies every now and then
>>2985077That's what I'm talking about, baby>you'll never clench your hands firmly onto her flanks, fingers pressing into the doughy flesh>she'll never giggle and blush at your eagerness, lifting her hefty frame up and grinding it against your cock, getting it nice and slick with her dripping pussy>you'll never feel the heat radiating from between her legs as she finally lines up your head with her entrance and slowly descends upon it, a long high pitched moan escaping her throat
>people launching off fireworks alreadyit's only 10:30 god damn it.also, recaptcha wanted me to transcribe the phone number, so you guys can have it as well. Tell them recaptcha sent you.9145788285
>>2985269The decontamination room is below-deck.I'd suggest at least 10 minutes in the emergency shower.
>>2985291LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!
>>2985295
>>2985275>not this>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
waitstopthere was actually an orgy at bronycon?Like for real?
>>2985304Shit nigger I ain't calling no long distance.
>>2985291
>>2985144Leave the night threads, bro. That is all I can tell you.
>>2985290I'm not sure, but we had a ton of fetish saturday and sunday, then monday night nobody wanted to fetish with me.
>>2985119>you will never feel a pony's cervix kiss the tip of your cock as you thrust into her>you will never hear a lewd squelching sound as she winks, pulling you in even deeper>you will never experience an incredible tightness as her cervix slides down onto the head of your cock, the very tip of your shaft entering her womb>her winking will never massage your foreskin up over her protruding inner mouth, sealing your cock inside her>you will never tremble as her clenching cervix and gulping tunnel desperately milk your cock as she begs you to breed her
>>2985326No, there wasn't. It's just a joke.
>>2985326Yeah man, you mean you didn't go?
>>2985254>mfw people post these greentexts based around my drawing
>>2985331MT is da best.
ONE MORE NO MOREhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1178020?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2985304>That feel when it's 1:37 am and you're launching fireworks outside while browsing MLPG on your laptophuehuahuehauhue
>>2985341Thank godfucking hell
>>2985326Did you miss the stream?
>>2985335No fuck you.>feely night threads are best night threads.
>>2984909I fucking love your lighting in these.
>>2985339Nope, nope, not a fuck given--> BEGS YOU TO BREED HERF-fffffffffuck.YOU SUNK MY FETISH BATTLESHIP!
>>2984854Sorry I'm late! Had to do a bit of digging.http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2816859.htmlstarts at 2818114 >that feel when someone wants to read your >feel
these cards are pretty fucking cuteand full of referencesdo want?
>>2985370>thank god>not tybgdo you even /mu/ cease_?
>>2985252>>2985312LET'S BEAT UP A PONE>>2985326YesIn the BronyCon buldingIn the LARP roomwith Tara and Tabitha and Nathan
>>2985371No, I was only there for the great fires. Anyone got some pics or comics?
>>2985119tfw you'll never have another anon to revel in fart fetishes with you
>>2985383What reference?
>>2985339i don't think any of these things are anatomically possible, also i don't have a foreskin
http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/What's all this?
>>2985318
>>2985277>>2985281>her passage begins to grow unbearably hot>you slap your hands onto her cutie marks>she squeezes you with her muscles>your fingers dig into her supple flanks>the palace begins to tremble and shake
>>2985383did anyone save/find that drawing of "lyra and carrot top sharing bonbon" strapon spitroast?
>>2985303Do any other anons get really uncomfortable around certain words? "Pussy" is that word for me. I don't have a problem with vagina, cunt, twat, and I say them often because they're great insults. But even typing out the word "pussy" makes my nose involuntarily scrunch. I think it's the only one that makes me imagine an actual vagina in a sexual context, and I do not like the vaginas.
>>2985398Solar winds
>>2985398What's up?
>>2985411>magnet weekThat's adorable.
>>2985414wait someone drew that?
>>2985415Yeah, I hate the word 'Slit'I have to always say slot instead
>>2985385Lil B is shit.
>>2985428Unless I'm hallucinating, yes.
>>2985405also, official acknowledgment of carrot top as a fan name
>>2985411Oh god my heart.
>>2985451I dont know how I miss the carrot top part but your "reference" is pure autism.
>>2985383what the fuck is a pff
>>2985411>Magnets
>>2985414>>2985447>>2985428
>>2985469Pony friend forever?
>>2985415nopewell, when words are pronounced stupidly in public i get a little pissed off
>>2985469Pony Friend ForeverGod.
>>2985456>1998>Today I get one cd room game>The name is fallout and the box is really awesomeBest day ever
>>2985469Pony friend forever
>>2985447god I hope you weren't hallucinating>>2985471PRAISE SLANNESH
fan names again
>>2985411>not liking the rainI didn't know Rose was such a pleb.
>>2985336Were you the guy that responded to me when I was writing about Shining Armor, Big Mac, and Soarin grinding their asses against you while you were in a club, or was that someone else?
>>2985378>you can't hold out for very long under her assault>as best you can you hold back until your orgasm crashes through you, forcing a moan out of you with its intensity>your cock spasms over and over, thick ropes of your sperm gushing directly into her hungry womb>her toned muscles quickly match your rhythm and soon it feels more like her tunnel is sucking the spunk out of you>you collapse atop her, panting hard as your orgasm draws out longer than ever before, her womb filling with spurt after viscous spurt of your hot seed>she's panting just as hard as you, a wide smile on her face as she moans in time with the cum pumping into her
>>2985491
>>2985411>"At home I like to whach Salor Moon IV"Rose confirmed for lesbian.
oh shit guys someone draw lyra and bonbon as king arthur and patsy and have bonbon slapping two uhh, banana peels together? fuck I dont know
>>2985442You always give me a reason to dislike you, Cease. I really want to like you, Cease.
>>2985495Give her the dick.
yay they called her mayor marebut who the fuck is this other nigga
>>2985504>"You're pretty good. I think I'll keep you"
>>2985495>sick beats
Guys, someone draw Applejack as a dragon fucking a 1993 Buick Century Wagon.
>>2985526dr whooves I'm guessing
>>2985495>tfw every popular fanon name was made up by mlpg>tfw bronies are still desperately adamant that we are no longer 'relevant'
>>2985526>timey-wimeyIncoming lawsuit.
>>2985504>This text with this pic>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/879283#search=My_Little_PonyUNF
>>2985526>timey-wimeyThe BBC will shit its pants. They are INCREDIBLY defensive of Dr. Who.
>>2985526>Mayor Mare doesn't have an actual nameWhat the fuck?
>>2985322That's the same song, you fartknocker.
>>2985526>all things timey-wimey.
>>2985504>your orgasm finally subsides and you try to pull out>you can't>she looks back at you and smiles before telling you that she is going to be with you for the rest of her life
>>2985526>timey-wimeyOh man.
Guys have you ever got a salty taste coming from your tooth?
>>2985495>Pon-3C:\Users\Documents\My Pictures\Reaction Faces\Ponies\Minor Cast\Spike\spike_nooo.jpg
>>2985503Thanks for trying to get something started, man, too bad there wasn't enough interest to actually get anything going
wait.. what does "timey wimey" have to do with dr who, is that like his catch phrase or something?
>>2985543>>2985551>>2985557>>2985564What the fuck the fuck is a timey-wimey?
>>2985574>C:\Users\Documents\>no usernameYA BLEW IT
>>2985419So you've been hiding! Unless..you're just mocking me which in that case forget you.>>2985422And you. Hello there ah..friend?
>>2985572How long have you had that toothbrush? You know you're supposed to replace them fairly often, right?
>>2985574>Minor Cast
>>2985411Oh my god, I can literally feel my heart melting.>Speshel day>Magnet week>I do not like the rain, I was so sad>I can't whaht to whach it agen>I'll read and play games, I love to read and play games>The entire June 1st entrythis is so fucking adorable I don't evenchristit's too fucking cute
>>2985584A Dr. Who reference.
>>2985495>Are they bitter rivals.Pff>Or, are they long time friends.They are fucking.Ghost told me this.
>>2985584http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw
i think mayor mare is really pretty
>>2985584People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.
>>2985584Stupid phrase from Doctor Who that became incredibly memetic among the fandom.
>>2985584>>2985581Do you even popular culture?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsN5lWLKU0
>>2985551>timey-wimeyBut if Pratchett can use it then why can't Hasbro?
>>2985586Solar winds just makes me laugh. I like to laugh.
>>2985515Well that's fucking dumb>>2985495>DJ Pon-3Shoot me
>>2985593SHe had a unhealthy obsession with magnets.
>>2985593>anons first e-crush.jpg
>>2985605It needs to be about 20% timey wimier
>>2985094>>2985094>>2985094>Sweetie and Scoots login.>"WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!">"M-MY HOUSE! I-IT--! IT'S *GONE!*"
>>2985586What would you like to talk about?
>>2985551>BBC tries to sue.>Hasbro hates money, so they just laugh.>Give Dr Hooves that actual name.>Rolls in the rage.
>>2985616Welcome to the last summer Cease.
>>2985616>Hasbro executives refer to the toy as "Dee Jay Pone Three"
>>2985624MT is mine.
>>2985637ugh
>>2985601I need a pic of the Mayor with her pink hair.Or a >feel
>>2985601BRIGHTER
>>2985601She needs more art
>>2985640Go ahead.I hate all of you anyways.
>>2985640How does she make adult themes so fucking adorable.
>>2985593Someone draw babby Sleepyhead playing with magnets.
>>2985640>Ice Pack will never fuck you.
>>2985640>YourYou can keep her
>>2985604...I think that one got away from you.
>>2985631>they quickly learn to run from the vast roving refineries that strip the barren wasteland of its last few resources
>>2985662
>>2985634>Hasbro counter-sues>They win a stunning victory>someone they get all of BBCs IP rights>They're smart enough to hire all the writers and everything>We get 26 episodes/season of DW with twice the budget>Doctor In Equestria radio drama co-written by Moffat and Faust
>>2985640>your
>>2985662Ohh I'm doing it right now.
>>2985640>Drawing porn of your self insert with someone's OCI thought I saw the last of this when I left furaffinity.
>>2985662>she's asleep>there's magnets stuck on either side of her ears>they're in her mane and tail too
>>2985650FUCK YOU
>>2985684People like GG's concepts.
>>2985672>someone
>>2985699somehow*, god damn it.
>>2985650
>>2985663>GG will never draw Ice Pack fucking your OC>He will never make a clever joke out of it
>>2983806Hey, if you are still here, here your cap. I enjoy it. If you want, I could cap the one from yesterday as well.
>>2985664>>2985676
>>2985715>He will never update Ask Ice Pack.
Would you rather the fartiest bloatpone or the bloatiest fartpone?
>>2985610Bah! I understand where you're coming from..farts can be funny.>>2985633Don't put me on the spot like that~Pone farts feels like the topic of the night but it can be whatever you want.
>>2985650derr
>>2985601she is a very hot pone.
>>2985696that's because all his ideas are crowd-sourcedand then he perfects them
>>2985640This means Jessy is all mine
>>2985696Okay, but what does that have to do with some truly awful furfag grade shit?
ponies are so cute i don't even know what to do
>>2985725>you didn't fix itshit nigga what are you doing?
>>2985725
>>2985411>http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/the last day that rose was truly happy
>>2985715I once asked GG to make fun of my OC and he said he'd do it but never did. I just assume he forgot.
>>2985732D-don't look at what? God she's cute, I just want to pick her up and hug her tight for the longest time.
>>2985742>her fiance is a nigger
>>298572510/10
New murderhorse?http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1178074?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2985040
>>2985670I really wish these could be made now.
>>2985751>for you are sizehe's being a jokester
>>2985732would you vote for her
>>2985753>filenamePfhahahahahahhahaha.
>>2985753Faggot needs to learn to spell.
>>2985753>you will never surprise Rose with both the quilt AND the flag at an ice cream party on the last day of school
>>2985772Haha, what.
>>2985725ohoho, you
>>2985772>advanced autism aid
>>2985759>you walk in on Rarity early in the morning>she hasn't put on her makeup>"Oh, don't look at me right now, Anonymous - I look absolutely dreadful...!"
>>2985773>he doesn't know about RedPower frames>laughingcreepers.gif
>>2985711Just doing my job, Anon.
>>2985670>the ground, scarred and deformed, can no longer sustain them.>they are forced to scavenge the great battlefields>eventually simple survival becomes nearly impossible>they are forced to make their way into the sky>the clouds offer no sanctuary>the winds bring no songs of good fortune>the sky itself is as deadly as the ground they left behind
>>2985753>last day of elementary schoolthat's the last day any of us were happy...
>>2985728I'm a gigantic fan of mashing my face up between Celestia's squishy cheeks and slobbering all over everything, so let's work some farts in there.What would you do if while your tongue was probing her bowels and your lips were locked around her pucker, you felt a tiny blast of air slide over your tongue and into your mouth?
>>2985753>tfw reminded of a picture/storybook you did in the early grades (1~3, somewhere around there)>tfw it was complete nonsenseOn the upside, it involved a guy going through time kicking the shit out of cavemen, ninjas, and then giant robots. In that order.
These auditory hallucinations are fucking with my head.I could have sworn I just heard Shining Armor's voice saying Twily, and as such I have now locked myself in my closet with my laptop.
>>2985800Oh man, I would assuage her anxiety so hard.
>>2985753I feel a sharp pain in my chest. Be honest guys, am I going to die?
>>2985801What.WHAT.Are you saying I can make giant strip mining machines to tear across the landscape?
>>2985824pls go fart anonspls
>>2985785>implying i wouldnt buy a rose quilt i i had a pictureactually a sleepy head blanket sounds pretty cool for $30 but buying someone else's OC on a blank sounds a little too bronyautism for me
What the fuck is happeneing to Axe Brutaloo.
>>2985749>Heart EyesOh my god.Oh my godOH MY GOD>>2985776yesbut for her good policies>>2985800Guys you're killing. So many feels all at once.
>>2985816Sounds like that one server.What was it again? t2bt? t2nbt? I can't remember.
>>2985800>You pull her in close, her unkempt mane tickling at your nose.>"Well, I am almost scared to see you perfect then, I may die from laying eyes on such a sight."
>>2985851No.You can craft great mobile fortresses that rend the earth in twain for its rich seam
>>2985826He'll find you in the closet, anonThere's no hiding from himHe's the Captain of the Royal Guard, you're not going to fool him with a closet.He can probably hear you typing away in there
>>2985851http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBC-V_vBxRQjust an example.
>>2985826He's got a waffle iron, and he's gunning for your toes.I'd watch out, man.
>>2985882how do
>>2985883Clearly he already knows.He's just waiting. Anon can't hole up forever.
New flash is done.This time of SFW variety:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMcrbfCVdsw
>>2985897>You will never catch some gnarly waves with Shinning Armour
Would you kiss a ponies hooves while they barely acknowledge your presence?
>>2985897GNARLY
>>2985905STRIKE THE EARTH
>>2985905redpower 2
>>2985895Good lord what is that monstrosity.
>>2985851Frames, when moved by a frame motor, move all blocks adjacent to them in the same direction.Combine that with block breakers, pneumatic tubes and a FORTH-powered computer and not only are simple roving quarries possible, so are automatic 3D assemblers, mobile base platforms and much, much more.
>>2985913>New flash is doneAW YE->SFW
>>2985849yes, everyone dies eventuallybut you probably won't die from thatprobably just ate something weirdif you have a heart attack it won't be like in the movies
>>2985913Oh boy!
>>2985913THAT LADYBUG IS DEAD! DEAD!
>>2985913I don't get it.
>>2985929Is Tekkit good enough.
>>2985913I could have done without the hats sfx.
>>2985913>SFWunless your workplace disapproves of ponies shitting gemstones
>>2985934My boner cannot be contained.
>>2985951even better. it not only includes RP2, but a number of other useful mods that can make your raw material processing go EVEN FASTER.
>>2985934>That scrunchHue hue hue
>>2985913You're getting better tiara
>>2985951Tekkit has redpower, yes.Need an alloy furnace.
>>2985913Real smooth walk cycle.The 360 turnaround was a bit awkward though.
>>2985824I would pause briefly and mellow out in the occurrenceMy break from the action would be to gauge what Celestia's reaction is to something like this before I myself give a response.
>>2985913Rocks aren't made of carbon. She's not even shitting a diamond, looks more like a ruby.
>>2985985Well duh. She was farming Bauxite ore.
>>2985913i liked it. the voice clips from the show seemed really out of place though, the squee and destroy.
>>2985915>tfw you actually are a surfer dude>or at least as close as you can be to one who doesn't immediately live by the beach>tfw surfing with SA would be fun as fuckMan, we'd be able to some fucking fun things with that shield spell of his
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkl2VhkUb1Qwut.
>>2985999Fair enough, i'll think about their use.>>2985982Thanks, i'll try to make it better next time.
>>2985920Sure would. For one pone. Well... She looks like a pone, anyway.
>>2986004boner containment breach imminent
>>2985973>>2985980EXCELLENT!TIME TO STRIKE THE EARTH.
see thiswhat do
>>2986004>You will never receive awful oral sex from Twilight Sparkle
>>2986004>futa cadence crying while getting a blowjobunf
>>2986004why did i watch the whole thing
>>2985913>Pinkie buries her turds.>Rairty realizes just what she has been putting on her clothing/obsessing over.
>>2986028
>>2985983Well she's a princess, and since rimming is such a crass action already, she'd probably be apologizing profusely while trying to move away out of embarrassment.How would you show the poor princess that she didn't ruin the mood, but made it better?
>>2986035Murder.Fuck humanized
>>2986035go dry off im busy waging a war on a ten-year-old
>>2986035Caress her titties
>>2986035sweat doesnt hang of the body like that so it is obviously jizz
>>2986035y-you too
>>2986035Ask to meet her sister
>>2986035but I don't want a humanI want a ponywhat is this
>>2986047Not him, but I'm not very creative. I've probably grab her by the hind legs and dive right back in, maybe moaning in approval.
>>2985934>>2985851>>2985882>>2985929>>2985951>login>Applebloom is online>"Hey, Anon! Take a look at this!">her house is now full of blocks you've never seen before>"What'd you build this time?">"Well, I was fiddlin' around with that particle-accelerator thingy the other day, and it hit me like a bushel of apples - I cain't get it to work with the game, the way it was... so--">"So how'd you mod the accelerator?">"I didn't.">she taught herself how to mod the game
>>2986074>you still don't know how she got admin rights on your server
>>2986075
>>2985694>filename
>>2986063We need more sweaty ponies.And a Sweaty Chrysalis.Holding a squeegee.
>>2986035Compliment her effort and tell her to change wigs to be another JJ humanized pone.
>>2986088Keep fighting the good fight, Space Marine anon.
>>2985800
>>2986103
>>2985998>Bauxite consists of the minerals gibbsite Al(OH)3, boehmite γ-AlO(OH), and diaspore α-AlO(OH)>Corundum is a crystalline form of aluminium oxide (Al2O3)>All that Hydrogen>she eats bauxite and produces gems and farts
>>2986088Yeah, whatever.
>>2986108
>>2986092lil rarie is a super cute
>>2986113As long as there are Xenos to purge, I'll be there. Especially if they're my nemesis.
>>2986035Tell her to fuck o->SweatyOh god I'd pick her up and throw her on the bed, ignoring her protests of needing a shower first. I'd strip and then make her shush by kissing her deeply while snaking a hand into her shorts, then into her hot, sweaty pussy.I'd break the kiss, smile at her, then begin to slowly move down her body, licking along her salty skin the whole time. When I reached her shorts, I'd all but rip them off and go to town on that delicious cunt.I don't even like Cloudchaser, or Flitter for that matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI4QacJXhWY&feature=relatedApplebloom is finished.
>>2985913Its a decent flash. The squee and Rarity's speak seems to interrupt the show for some reason.
>>2986108>(Dead)Oh god, I think the janitor is back.
>>2986096>Chrysalis>SweatingSounds fun, but that doesn't fit with my chitinous headcanon
>>2986123Shh... No more tears, Xeno-fag.
>>2986108>it will never be a hot day in Equestria>your waifu will never complain about the heat>she will never as you to lick her all over to cool her down
>>2986122>hydrogen is flammable>Pinkie Pie becomes the first rocket-propelled earth pony.
>>2986133you will never
>>2986151>sweaty Fluttershy.jpg
>>2986151>asOkay, grammar nazi, ask*
>>2986150>implying something as mundane as a wood chipper could so much as scratch my queen's exoskeleton.
floor creak
>>2986152>pinkie pie has a black hole compressor in her belly to compress gems>uses the energy to teleport around
>>2986181OH SHIT
I bet you guys can't fill the last 42 images in ten minutes.
>>2986074>asked her sister for help coming up with a name for the power source in her mod>she settled on appletricity
>>2986074>>2986085>"How did you manage to make yourself an admi--">"I'll tell ya' in a sec! I've been testin' this out an' I think I almost got it!">She flips a switch and hits several buttons>she does something at a console, but you can't tell what she's typing>you hear machinery powering up>through a window in the room, you see brightly-colored blocks whizzing past your view>"W-what did you do --?">"I figgered a way to add magnetism to the game! And a coupla' other things too--">an alarm goes off>she runs over to a console>"I GOT IT! IT'S WORKIN'!">"What's--?">"Reaction con-firmed!">"Reaction--?!">Applebloom has built a working fusion reactor.
>>2986190Dash pls go
>>2986190YOU'RE ON
>>2986176No, but a cheese grater would.
>>2986190Why would we want to do thatThat's stupid
>>2986176>This is what Xeno-fags actually believe.
>>2986190you mean in ten minutes flat?
>>2986201>>2986190>samefagging
>>2986190Fuck off
>>2986190>Rainbow Dash fixing the "Best Pony" sign
>>2986197>you STILL don't know how she was able to change your server installation
>>2986190CHALLENGE ACCEPTEDTWILY TIME
>>2986227
>>2986197>reactionI assumed she had integrated dwarf fortress with minecraft.
The single cutest thing in my pone folder
>faggots going to imagespam for no real reasonwhelp, good time to leave the thread.
>>2986215Your samefag detector is broke.
>>2986203Very original.Don't quit your dayjob.
>>2986047You'd grab hold of her and quickly insist that it's completely fine.She'd probably still try to pull away, sure that you're just saying this but you'd argue otherwise before nervously admitting that it is actually a sort of kink of that you have.Her pulls would weaken as she listens to your confession. What she did was very arousing to you and you're rather embarrassed about it but you hope she can understand and that you're comfortable with her doing that around you.
>>2986203More weapons for my cause. Good. Good.
>>2986227You know what goes well with Twily?Twidash.
>>2986227TWILY
The second cutest thing in my folder.
>>2986215>LOOK GUYS TWO ANONS THAT AGREE ON SOMETHING ARE ACTUALLY A SAMEFAG>this is what faggots actually believe
thank god for nighttime
>>2986190dashie you are such a silly pony
>>2986250Why? Are you feta up with all the cheese puns?
>>2986271>agreeing on wanting to spam the thread for no raisin
fuck off back to the /b/read if you want to mindlessly spam the same fucking images over and over.
>>2986264This makes me giggle like a kid
>>2986281Haha, time for more guard shenanigans!
>>2986281>that feel when someone saved that picture with the same filename I gave it when I saved it from /wsg/
>>2986237this must be voiced
>>2986263
>>2986288Yes
No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless kudos and much appreciation.Following are some reasons for you to mull over, including some already answered in your FAQ.One guy, Linus Torvalds, used GCC to make his operating system (yes, Linux is an OS -- more on this later). He named it 'Linux' with a little help from his friends. Why doesn't he call it GNU/Linux? Because he wrote it, with more help from his friends, not you. You named your stuff, I named my stuff -- including the software I wrote using GCC -- and Linus named his stuff. The proper name is Linux because Linus Torvalds says so. Linus has spoken. Accept his authority. To do otherwise is to become a nag. You don't want to be known as a nag, do you?
>>2986302Well, go ask Tera to do it.
>>2986294get chill nigga
>>2986311No whey! You can't be tired of them yet!
>>2986322>Tera
>>2986304Stupid Twilight you dont eat other ponies.
>>2986314>imply Richard M Stallman hasn't made his life's work being a nag
>>2986311Sorry if some of them are a little cheesy.Dangerously cheesy, even.
>>2986326Whatever, /b/read.
>>2986293Yes, and?
>>2986195>>2986074>>2986197>>2986223>>2986236>She also added apple trees with fruit, and a range of recipes for them.>Apple Cider becomes a hotly-desired commodity in the playerbase
>>2986304>twidash>not Twinkienigga what
>>2986314>>2986338>nag>horses
>>2986294>giving a fuckIt's so cute when there are stragglers from Daytime MLPG.
>>2986351
>>2986261>>2986070Celestia would timidly agree, still not sure that you're into that kind of thing, but she and you are still horny, so she decides to be a good lover and continue.She'd be trying hard to resist the urge to let another one rip, but your attentions at her rear are making that very hard. Before she knows it, your anal administrations would release another one, right into your face.She blushes and quickly whips her head around, judging your reaction.
ponies sweat and here is proof
>>2984854did you see it?
>>2986339I had to choose between Chrysalis or Swiss cheese. I'm not sure which is the grater of two evils.
>>2985662Told you I'd do it.
>>2986367brony plz gobrony plz
Time is up. Mission failed.
>>2986347
>>2986371The effects animators did a really good job with those droplets of sweat.
>>2986326No. It's faggots like you that embody the mentality that's part of what is so wrong with /b/You see people posting a funny picture, you see it getting a reaction. Then you think to yourself 'I KNOW, I'LL JUST SPAM THE PICTURES OVER AND OVER AND IT'LL JUST INCREASE THE FUN!'Except it fucking doesn't. Learn to place your jokes, wait for the right moment to throw them out there to elicit the reaction you want. Don't just halfassedly copy everyone else because you have nothing of any worth to say.
>>2986371who said they didn't?
>>2986362I always kind of like making the fetishfags wait as long as possible before they get to go all ERP in the dead horse. Adds to the excitement and tension.
>>2986398>Thinking a tv budget cartoon would have effects animators
>>2986395>filenameI will never rub that butt because Rainbow Dash is worst pony, why would I touch that, jesus christ what's wrong with you.
>>2986385so cheesy
>>2986388Oh shit my heart!10/10
>>2986388Haha, its cute. Of course, no one doubted you.
>>2986395Thank fucking god.
>Oh FionaWhy you do this to me, Eurobeat?
>>2986388
None of these pictures are funny on their own.>>2986190
>>2986431>you will never a cuddly animal
>>2986410MLP:FiM has people to handle effects, I thought
>>2986388Holy shit that's cute.
>>2986388Oh my god, so adorable.
>>2986388Motherfucking Miracles...
>>2986414Chrysalis is getting a little fat from all the love Xeno-fags feed her. Someone needs to tell her that she needs to cheddar some of that weight.
>>2986448>Miracles
>>2986408I can't join in if you keep holding back material until the wee hours of the morning.
>>2986408Yeah... About that...
>>2986395I'd rather rub her wings.
>>2986339>Dangerously cheesyBugpone x Chester Cheetah OTP
>>2986223>"Applebloom - how is it that the server hasn't crashed, burst into flames or exploded with all the physics simulation going on? I mean, you put magnetism and nuclear forces in here, and my framerate hasn't even dropped! In fact, I think it's faster.">"I... mighta' tinkeredaroundwithyerserver a little bit..."
Fuck
NEW HORSE YA WANKERS>>2986475>>2986475>>2986475>>2986475>>2986475
>>2986476rose pls sleep
>>2986466>She constantly is covered in a fine powder of Cheetos dust.
>>2986466>Not Chester Cheetah, Chrysalis, Cheesasuars Rex DP
>>2986450>Chrysalis' minions bring her a computer and get the the hive an internet connection>She finds MLPG after a few days of browsing>She never gets off>Soon she is too fat to move>She spends her days posting pictures on herself on MLPG and writing Tyranid and Zerg fapfics
>>2986483>tfw someone calls you rose
>>2986471>shadows
>>2986499I wish I was rose
>>2986450>>2986492>Implying anyone has a problem with chubby Chrysalis
>>2986440Only feature films have money for that
>>2986510It certainly makes her easier to exterminate.
>>2986560Then what's that step they take after doing the work in flash?I am positive there's another step there
>fell flatAw. That was going to be fun to watch...
>>2986370You've buried your face between her buttocks as far as they would go and the audible sound of your deep inhales tell her that your reaction, to say the least is more than positive. She's blushing even harder now at this revelation that you're getting off to something so...so impolite. Something that a princess of her stature would never do in front of anyone else. The thought of it being accepted..nay desired by someone, sends a thin bolt of excitement through her.She stifles a girlish giggle in spite of herself and teases you with a wiggle of her rump.
>>2986688>im-fucking-plying
*beat*
>>2986710unf
>>2986909CLEAR
>>2986710fuuuck I hope you're still here.
>>2987026I'm not. I'm just some random anon that wants to fuck with you.
>>2987104>Making a post to get his hopes upHow rude. I've got half a mind to pick the torch up myself just to spite you.
Right. Looks like he's moved on. I could give it a go if you'd like.
>>2987121That's nice of you to say, anon...really.It's okay though. I thought it was this one anon who was going along with me but I'm not sure if it was him anymore anyway..There's always next time.
>>2987245Anyone I would know?
>>2987262It's honestly impossible to tell because of all the anonymity.If anything, he goes by the moniker of "Slut"
>>2987262Nope. Just dick anon again.
>>2987290Well hello again, then.You're right though, the fellow you've been writing with wasn't me.
>>2987329Shh... No more tears now. You'll read this and get upset because it's not who you thought it was.
>>2987357Oh, psh. I can cut out the middle man if I need to.
>>2987329Fuck me...is that you? For real?>>2987357...Having fun with yourself?
>>2987389Yes. I am.
>>2987389You'd better believe it. May I be of service?
>>2987423If it's really you then you know what to do..
>>2987433I think that's the self-proclaimed 'dick'And I do believe I'm way ahead of you.
>>2987433I think it started with me getting on my knees
>>2987457How will we know who is who? But go ahead and start.
I'll be perfectly honest, I apparently have no idea what's going on anymore.
>>2987457>>2987459>>2987479>>2987495I'm too drunk for this. If you're who I think you then just fucking message me from Gmail talk
>>2987459Of course that's where it starts. How else will you suck my big, throbbing cock?
>>2987505anon plspls post log. I want to be someone's slut
>>2987505Then get ready for a nice steamy message
>>2987518Anon, don't! I already have it. That's the dick anon trying to get it so he can spam you or something
>>2987540Not the dick anon, I just want you to post the log when you're done if you're not gonna be doing it here because I really want to read about being a slut.
>>2987565Go troll somewhere else!
>>2987565>Read aboutYou should try it sometime
>>2987595I'm not trolling, or at least not trying to.>>2987596I did once, it didn't work amazingly, but it wasn't bad.I'm the guy who stuck icecubes up his ass first in MLPG, btw
>>2987623Did you?Now you've got me curious.
>>2987665Yeah. As I've said before it's pretty great, at least if you psych yourself up right. It touches several fetishes, but:-The cold sensation is interesting and novel-With enough ice -> water there's something of a stuffed/bloated feel which is nice-it touches on incontinence fetish (if you want it to) on the way out.
>>2986710You let out a quiet, appreciative sigh as she wiggles her butt against you, and nuzzle her back, rubbing your face against her alabaster cheeks. The smell of her last poot is already starting to fade. You let the tip of your nose tease her while you run your hands over her toned flanks. She giggles again as your fingers brush over her cutie marks, and she gives a cute, surprised squeak when you give one a little pinch. She asks you if you're having fun back there with an enticing lilt in her voice, and bites her lip after hearing your muffled confirmation.
>>2988155You can feel her tense up suddenly. Despite the princess slowly warming up to the idea, years of withholding such things in the presence of her subjects keeps her from 'expressing herself'. You smile as you decide to help her relax a little. Pulling back just enough to move, you slide up between her cheeks and give her pucker a light kiss. Then another, and another, and another. Each smooch is a little harder, a little deeper, and just a little bit more passionate. You squeeze her flanks, massaging her tensed muscles as you wrap your lips around her anus and slide your tongue inside. She gasps as you work, loosening her up a bit more with each passing moment. It's not long before she can't hold herself back, and you're rewarded with a long, quiet hiss, and a warm gust flowing over your tongue. You retract it and press yourself harder against her, making sure not a single wisp escapes as you breathe deeply of her effluence.
