Old horse: >>2963414Late Night/Early Morning threadPony on.
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>not mitoI DON'T TRUST IT!
>>2966277
Recommencing sad
>saw some sad images in last thread>go through some of my old stuff>find this image>the guy who drew this died of a heart attack last year>he was a new drawfag >his favorite ponew as applejack>never got to see those episodesfeels bad man
I fell asleep at my keyboard around 11, hyperindex brought me herewhat stunning developments did I miss
>>2966277>Not trusting Asspaint.
>>2966284
>>2966285I just want to flop her ears around and make silly faces at her until she cheers up
So /co/lts...What was the last episode you watched?
>>2966261Aspirant.This place is riddled in sad.Can you remedy this?
>>2966290Uh, sweetie belle/apple bloom feels.I think the sweetie one was after 11 anyway.
YES, YESTHIS WILL BE A GOOD HORSE
if Trixie returns in S3 we will have to seriously discuss her again
>>2966290nothing anonnothing at all
>>2966303hngng
>>2966288I shed a silent tear, man. Don't remind me that people die early.It's not fair.
>>2966284>sad>not spooky
>>2966288What the fuck man.Why would you post this.
>>2966288;_;
>>2966305Got any ideas? I'm a little sleepy, it being 5:20am where I'm at and all.
>>2966325>>2966322>>2966317Because>feelsHere's his DA page, forever preserved in the intrabutts (or until DA purges the account).http://applejack256.deviantart.com
>>2966268>implying faust is solely responsible for making FiM the huge success it isno bro, have you see what faust creates on her own? its shit.
>>2966288RIP in peace
POST CUTE HAPPY PONIESWITH PEOPLE THAT ARE ALIVE WHO WON'T DIE FOR A LONG LONG TIME
>>2966331What the fuck dude, this is too close to home. Please stop.
>>2966336
>>2966326Applebloom accompanies Twilight on a botanical expedition into the Everfree. It's a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and friendship.
>>2966288
>>2966333I don't get the point of Galaxy Girls. The designs are just ugly.
>>2966340Will anyone remember YOU anon. Will they?
>>2966300Okay I'm all sad'd out
>>2966333>Lauren Faust.>Ever producing anything successful before MLP ever.
>>2966331Stop.
>>2966329LATE NIGHT CONFESSION TIME:Today people were getting really mad all over a thread and I made anonymous posts for no purpose other than making them even more angry. I didn't even read the argument. I took enjoyment from this.I'm so sorry. Please punish me.
>>2966355You're not funny
>>2966353I'm surprised this one wasn't postedHave one more
Crappy aspirant drawfag looking for requests, anyone have anything on their mind?
>>2966359You're a bad person and you should feel bad
>>2966361There's sad and then there's just downright depressing.
>>2966364A pony booping Fluttershy's nose.
>>2966364Some draw friend promised me a Dash flying through the rain, but then he disappeared.
>>2966288i wish i knew where his grave was so i could print out a post and tape it up, it would say:nice cropping, shitlord
>>2966352II......no...I don't think they will...
>>2966352Yeah. Everyone who remembers me will also be everyone hit the hardest, because all I have is family and friends.Sometimes I wish I was that failed stoner dropout with non connections considered effectively dead because he was last seen taking a bus to detroit just so nobody would care if I died.
>>2966364boops
>>2966352Maybe.
Can we talk about Mabel? I want to talk about Mabel. I love her. I want to spend all day with her. Strange since i hate Pinkie.
>>2966370thanks, will try>>2966371sorry about that, wasn't me.
>>2966343That sounds lengthy. And like that 2spooky game's intro.
So. Um. Does anyone know the artist for this
Twilight awakens to a sound from the door of her tree home.It is midnight and she hadn't been expecting company at that hour,or any during the night.She climbs out from her bed and walks down to see the door ajar with noone there.Emitting a hello,she gets no response.Assuming it was the wind,she closes the door and turns but is shocked by the appearance of a tall figure before her.It has a simple body,with an egg shape head and clawed hands."Sup.",it says,startling Twilight back against the door."Wh-who are you?!",she murmured,backing down more."Ur dad LOL :P",beckoning to her."What?You're not my-".She stops,only staring back at the thing,it began to look familiar in a strange way that she knew he was her real father,and thought of her actual father fades away."...HI dadies.Chu want sumthin.",She says much against her nature and in a trance that felt so real.He says back,"Turn around."She immediately complies,turning around and eagerly placing her flank in the air towards the figure.Twilight was enlightened.
So, I know we all had a lot of fun laughing and crying about all the shit that happened at Bronycon...But did we get any actual news for season 3?
>>2966385Jailbait.
Blue Lanterns...please...save us...
>>2966385That's Jailbait's
>>2966343Isn't that how Story of the Blanks starts?
>>2966378go to /co/
>>2966385dog bones
>>2966387No.
>>2966387Neigh
>>2966320>mfw i never got any feels from that game>until later i found out the town burned ruby alive in the stove
>all this sadC- can we be happy MLPG?Please?
>>2966387The greatest disappointment of all
>>2966387>show discussion>at BronyconDo you even watch the fandom?
>>2966386Explain.
>>2966336I have a brain tumor. Am I still allowed to post cute happy ponies?
>>2966359This is why I avoid getting angry at ponies.bitches need to chill
>>2966403Oh god that picture is amazing
>>2966387No info on season 3 was released
>>2966387I wish
>>2966409No.
>>2966380>>2966393>me in charge of original ideasWelp, time to go read all the fanfiction.
>>2966378exact same with me
>>2966380It was a great game though, all things considered.
>>2966406http://www.krinkels.net/dadseries/
>>2966415Did anyone even ask them about it?
>>2966379Can't wait to see it!>>2966387There was no info. Maybe hints here and there but that just them dodging the question.>>2966409No one stopping you.
Draw all the pony.
>>2966425I'd play the whole damn series.It would be like Corpse Party, but with ponies!
>>2966427Would you please give me the gist, and it's connection to Twilight Sparkle?
>>2966425I agree, it was enjoyable.>>2966423Don't worry about it. If you haven't played the game, it would of course sound like quite the original idea. I'm still thinking of something short I can do without falling asleep while typing.
>>2966433We mouthless ponies now
>>2966361>Pinkie Pie looks over the drooping, sad plant in front of her.>Applejack assured her that that particular plant was nearly foolproof to grow and maintain.>Yet, there it sits, slowly dying, despite her attempts.>She did everything her friend suggested to do, even added a few things she knew would perk the plant up.>But it was still the same result.>Pinkie looks at the dying, sad plant, tears slowly forming in her eyes.>Why are plants so hard to make happy?
>>2966445>>2966433I have no mouth and I must pone
>>2966412Yeah, really.Saddens me how there's barely any fanart of RD obsessing over Daring Do.and what little there is, I swear i've probably requested half of it.
>>2966331>browsing the dead mans deviant art gallery>starting to feel feels>makes me think about the time i waste in my own life>then i notice his awful pony OC drawn with dash and sonicwell that really killed the mood
Aw, man. I am distraught. I will never share the sleepiest of cuddles with Pinkie in a comfy bed after 72 solid hours of cuddling. What's the point of even going on?
TOO MUCH SADNOT ENOUGH SMILE
>>2966448What really annoyed me is I followed that guy on DA and it's just been a flood of nothing but bad furry art.
>>2966445Is there a Martian Queen poneplease
>>2966446>Applejack shows up to see why Pinkie is having so much plant trouble>she looks over at a dying plant in a pot filled with jelly beans and sprinkles.
A dick is a ponyfaggot's paintbrushAnd a dick is a ponyfaggot's toothbrush i need to go jerk off nowi want to give my waifu belly rubs now
>>2966378anyone else surpised at all the sex jokes that are crammed into GF, its on the goddamn disney channel.
>>2966453Improvise. Use your imagination. Pretend a cuddle is your favorite pony. Add hotwater bottle if you want a warmth from it.
>>2966446>even added a few things she knew would perk the plant up.Silly Pinkie, plants don't like sarsaparilla.
>>2966467>anyone else surpised at all the sex jokes that are crammed into GF, its on the goddamn disney channel.What? Name one.
everyone else is getting better and better at what they do, progressing as an individual and living out their dreams while you flounder in obscurity, never to improveand that will never change
>>2966467Such as?
>>2966454
>>2966446Pinkie, although an earth pone, is not at all experienced with growing magic.She grew up on a fucking rock farm, and went straight from that to party party party.It could be sad, but she's got her own special talents and abilities that no other pony possesses.I wish to comfort her.
>>2966331how do they find outlikewhat if one of our drawfags died, how would we find outwhat if the general would just be like oh no they hat us they don't come here anymore
>>2966470But it's got what plants crave.
>>2966483It has electrolytes.
>>2966482Reuniclus pls don't die
>>2966455Who, 'Killryde' or SpeccySY?Or did you just misquote by accident?
I never bother to join you bastards in these half-hourly threads, but I'm just popping in to say that you guys have the BEST thread opening images in this whole damn board. They make me laugh every time, so thanks for that.
>>2966478Applejack's special growing prowess is really underrated. >>2966482I feel like most of our draw friends are friends with at least one or two other artists, so we would probably find out.
>>2966467You think too much into thiskids don't give a shit, seriously. and they're not going to understandnot that I even know what the heck you're noticing
>>2966448
>>2966477I want to make Sweetie happy. ;_;
>>2966468If I lived alone, there would be absolutely nothing stopping me from getting an inexpensive dakimakura printed up from Artscow.
>>2966464>You will never be the queen of the belly rubs
>>2966490Killryde
>>2966478She wanted to know what it was like to be like her friend.To put something so small like a seed in the ground, and watch it grow before her eyes into something as massive as a tree.But she can't do it, and it's crushing her.It's like she isn't an Earth pony at all.
>we Story of the Blanks>was just watching Cutie Pox>suddenly it dawns on me>Sunny Town ponies killed ponies with Cutie Pox, thinking a cutie mark is the sign of an incurable and horrible diseaseOh shit.Oh shiiiit.
>>2966477Which episode is this from?
>>2966499I think the same way about various dildosDakimakura are dildos of the heart
>>2966491Is there a collection of them somewhere?
>>2966430nope, all questions to the VA's were stupid fandom shit.>do you read fanfiction>who is your favorite OC>who is your favorite brony musicianeven nathan blew it on his question, asking stupid shit the VA's have been asked a million times before and that they have already answered on their personal blogs.
>>2966467Closest thing I can think of is that Nantucket limerick, but that's in everything. I was surprised they had Dipper fighting with the hot pokey thing.
>>2966475>implications which I did not imply
>>2966482Our only hope of knowing if someone died is if someone who knew them personally found out, then relayed the message to us.It happened with a tripfag a year or so back iirc.An anon was told over facebook that he had passed, and then that anon relayed it back to the general.Was hit by a bus iirc.
>>2966497Sweetie would be easy to make happy. Just play with her and pay attention to her and be there for her and don't condescend to her like everyone else does.You'd be her favorite big human bro.
>>2966513Ponyville confidential, in the beginning when Rarity tells Sweety that she likes her secret newspaper.
>>2966495Rainbow Dash is such a pretty pone...
>>2966512Those pox disappear as fast as they came, though.
Let's have a bitch thread. Post ponies being bitches.
>>2966523I was out that weekI thought it was just a joke>Leth's gone>HIT BY A BUS LOL>picture of a bus punching a guy>pictures of ponies in busesoh god
>>2966523I'm pretty sure that was Plant Man, and he was posting here like 12 hours ago.
>>2966510>one day, while combing her hair, she notices a hard patch just above her hair-line....turns out she isn't an earth pony after all
>>2966510She's more than an earth pony! She's special! Out of all the other ponies in Equestria, she is completely unique in her abilities.Why can't I tell her this? ;_;
>>2966503Huh, really?I just checked his page out, his entire front page is all pone everywhere.Can't say I see much furry.
>>2966497But you do make her happy, Anon.Because she loves you.
>>2966531Unless the activities the pony's forced to do are so physically exhausting they cause the pony to die.
>>2966535
>>2966529A very pretty pony if she tries hard enough.
>>2966446>You walk into the room she sits in, the tears slowly falling down her cheeks. She turns to you, her lower lip trembling, before she dashes over and puts her face in your shirt.>You console her as best you can, sitting her back down on the bed and whispering words of encouragement as she lets her frustrations out.>When she finally calms down, you tell her everything will be fine, her plant will grow if she just thinks positively.>"Y-you think so?">"Of course," you reply, gently rubbing her mane and smiling at her, "I bet it'll be just great by the time you get back from Sugarcube Corner tonight.">She sniffles as a smile crosses her face and she pulls you gently into a big, warm hug.>"Thank you.">When she returns from work, her plant is indeed suddenly healthy and green, the lush leaves near glistening in the waning sunlight of the evening.>She gasps in surprise, circling her plant, her eyes large and twinkling in awe.>"But....how?">You put a hand on her back as you look at the plant with her, telling her it was all her dedication and positive thinking.>Her smile virtually lights up the room, and she begins bouncing in circles around her "blossoming buddy," as she comes to call it.>You never reveal you bought a new, identical plant to make her feel better. Though you have to stop her from trying to grow an entire garden in your home as thanks.
>>2966464What would applejacksonjihad sing about?Spoiled apples?
>>2966491You should visit up some time.We have a good time.
>>2966541>Pinkie's family are all unicorns that remove their children's horns at birth due to their religion>she left home before she came of age to learn about this traditionNew headcanon achieved.
>>2966510I think I remember us talking about how great of an episode that would be. Pinkie wants to learn from AJ how to be a better earth pony through farming and growing stuff.>>2966547Huh, you're right. I think I was following the wrong guy some how. NEVERMIND
>>2966538>>2966536No, it wasn't Leth or Plantman.Was before either of them (or at least Leth).I think it happened some time in 2010. Maybe January 2011 at the latest.
>tfw you made yourself some homemade wanton dumpling soupWhat are you eating mlpg?
>>2966565Nothing
>>2966564It was LK
>>2966515The hyperindex maybe?
>>2966565Corn.
>>2966554Anon, I...
>>2966558NO. FUCK YOUR SAD HEADCANON.
>>2966565Pot noodle.
>>2966564No, we used "hit by a bus" as a joke about absent tripfags
>>2966565It's almost 6am. Fuck, now I want pasta
>>2966535>tfw flood detection
>>2966535Nah.Let's post pones being nice.
>>2966564was it Giygas' Husbando? I thought he died in his house or something
>>2966565I am eating Powerade and cigarettes.
>>2966581Oh fuck why did I laugh this isn't even funny
>>2966580I haven't had decent pasta in ages.What I wouldn't give for some decent tortellini...
>>2966572Yeah, but you'd have to manually open each thread and download them. There's like 2 years worth. That's a lot of owrk.
>>2966554>You never reveal you bought a new, identical plant to make her feel better.Oh god.Oh god.Ooooh god.That's not gonna end well.
>>2966577It's not necessarily sad. Pinkie has all sorts of "abilities" that other ponies don't have.Even Pinkie Sense makes a lot of sense when you look at it this way. I'm sure Twilight would be very interested to learn about this.
>>2966565Fried Rice with green onion and eggs scrambled.>>2966551Maybe a human, but these are ponies. I am sure at worst, they have broken all their bones from such activities.
>>2966588cigarettes aren't food, Anon.
>start watching latest GF ep>lil gideon>can only think of the furry porn artistwhy does everything in my life remind me of furry porn, also is that the goddamn voice of flapjjack
>>2966581
>>2966581Yes. If any ponies deserve exile on the moon, it's them.
>>2966581Why did I piss myself laughing at this?
>>2966585Gigyas' Husbando, that's it.I wasn't clear on how he died. Happened a while before I started browsing MLPG.Must've crossed it with 'hit by a bus' some time down the line.
>>2966588That's not very healthy
>>2966596plus, she's less likely to catch AIDSlol that myth was dispelled years ago
>>2966576So someone asked, so they received.And thanks to >>2966446 for starting it.I hate that feeling of not being able to come up with stuff sometimes. Too tired.
>>2966600>GideonMister tubedicks?
>>2966589>>2966605That last panel man.That fucking last panel...
>>2966592The images are there, so that's for you to figure out.
>>2966579>mfw this joke about the buses was an irl thing my friends used to explain somebodys absencePeople overhearing nearby would sometimes look so grievious over our casual remark about Andre getting hit by a bus.
>>2966592>not having that one massive Overthread that someoneprobably sentenal made
>>2966611No prob.
I don't like pinkie pie.
>>2966611Sometimes riding in on someone else's coattails works just as well!
>>2966593You're the only one who knows anon, she'll never find out unless you tell her.You wouldn't do that, would you?
>>2966601dohohohoho
>>2966601Hahahaha
>>2966614Brings me back to darker times.Still got a Clubstripes siterip lying around on my computer somewhere. Those were the days.
>>2966624>somebody actually downloaded thatOh goshAnd no, I'm not Sentenal
>>2966598My body thinks they are!>>2966596But it's sad that all of her magical potential has been wasted. If Pinkie was a unicorn, her power would be phenomenal. Just look at her power now! Having her horn cut off would dull her power immensely, not to mention the fact that she never received magical training.Pinkie is the most powerful earth pony with her special abilities. But if she was really a unicorn, she could have been so much more...
>>2966625>Rat FinkIs it time?
>>2966637boy am I glad I outgrew THAT phase...
>>2966630you ruined it. that aint funny at all.
>>29666242GB OF PURE PONY PLEASURE
>>2966630>>2966581Hahahahaha.Why can't comic do simple funny like these nowadays?
>Fuck yeah kept busy today time to relax with mlpg>...>Sad thread, depressing pictures, dead guy's DA page, etcThanks guys.
>>2966638I tried to open it too.After waiting five minutes for firefox to show ANY sign of life I killed it.
>>2966624>2 gigs of MLPGI want it.
>>2966648Because Toxic mario is the flagship of pony comics.
>>2966648The thing that's always let down mlp comics is the writing. There's this one artist who can mimic the artstyle brilliantly, but there's rarely a joke.
>>2966645IIRC, that's just the html.If you want all the pictures it's going to be a lot more.
>>2966650I know, what the fuck is up with this
>>2966629I wouldn't, but I would help her to make it grow right with water and sunlight and stuff.Hopefully, things wouldn't get too out of hand, but this IS Pinkie we're talking about...
>>2966659Jesus
>>2966640She'd have power to rival Twilight's, for sure, though her control over her powers would probably be about at the level that Twilight's were during her unicorn academy entrance exam. Pinkie simply doesn't have the discipline to control that power.Perhaps it's for the best that her magical energy has found other outlets.
>>2966565icecream with bananas in it.my mom bought these different kind of bananas that have a thinner peel than normal, they are awful for fapping.
>>2966659What about deduplicating the images? There's gonna be a shitload of redunancy in there
I want to draw a picture of chrysalis battling a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man but i can not art
>>2966669Already taken care of. Before removing duplicates it was closer to 100GB of images.
>>2966644I'm doing my best, anon.
>>2966628Guh, you want me to continue the story where Pinkie can't grow shit?
>>2966650Go back and reread the Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom >feelsIt is the cure to what ails you.
>>2966655
>>2966659What the fu
>>2966674SPEHS MUHREEN
>>2966659>python>forced indentation
>>2966674Spacemarines are xenos!
>Attack of the Show actually did cover Bronies.wat.
>>2966659>36 GIGABYTES OF MLPGI.WANT.IT.IT MUST BE ADDED TO MY COLLECTION.
>>2966675jesus
>>2966650You should help me bring the happy back to the thread!
>>2966677What? No. It was a joke. You were supposed to laugh.
>>2966664Maybe, but with proper training and schooling...I don't know, it's all headcanon anyway. I like to think of Pinkie as just a very special creature, for whatever reason. Something more than a pony. Like she was created by a different god than Faust. And now we're getting into some SERIOUS headcanon.
>>2966684>not indenting>ever
>>2966691It's just an archive of the hyperindex.
>>2966674>That feel when your local politicians would probably shoot chrysalis on sight for being ponyzerg
>>2966679Actually that is kinda cute and doesn't have dialog.
We were playing a horrible game mod and it was hilarious.
>>2966693since when did /v/ like ponies
>>2966698
>>2966704It means if the internet ever winks out I'll have a hardcopy saved.It will be like a scrapbook. Of my memories with all of you~
>>2966684Every language has its advantages and drawbacks.I like python for when I need to bang out a working script quickly without having to worry about anything other than getting the job done reasonably well.
>>2966661>Over time you help Pinkie figure out that plants need water and sunlight to grow. She gets too enthusiastic about it, sometimes asking Rainbow Dash to drag a storm cloud over your garden and cause a downpour.>And then there was that one time she wrote a letter to Celestia about how she needed more sunlight, earning you a talking to from Twilight.>Pinkie always apologizes, giving you a sheepish look and kicking the ground until you forgive her. She makes it up to you with sweets and usually a night together on the couch, a comfy blanket and a romantic comedy on the tube.>When she nuzzles her cute little nose into your neck while you spoon her, you decide it's worth all the trouble.
>>2966714Since when did /v/ like anything?
>>2966688>He is holding a Derpy Hooves toy.>It fucking exists.
>>2966717I fucking love that show
>>2966707I didn't know we had posters from the terran dominion.
>>2966721Man, just being her friend would be worth the trouble. I love that pink horse.
>>2966726
>>2966717shit status: NOT FOUND
>>2966717Haha!That's the way you do it!
>>2966707Korean national dress.jpg
>>2966702i indent my c++ code, i just don't like it when invisible characters make a difference.
>>2966721>Bullshit over an image.>Make some shit story.>Miracles happen.
>>29667172deep4me
>>2966734"Oh, I know who you are. You're Chris Hanson. But I likes to call you Chris Handsome. And I didn't come here for no little kids. I came here for man's butt."
>>2966745>implying whitespace is invisibleThere are reasons to dislike python, but I've never found anybody who quoted "forced indentation" that was doing it out of anything but kneejerking. That's like hating on lisp for using brackets.
>>2966707>The only candidate proposing more gas refineries
>>2966746Perhaps I'm tired, but that didn't make sense.Come again?
>>2966028This took far longer than it should have
>>2966637I had one on an SD card. I don't know what ever happened to it.
>>2966758OH, FUCK, SCOOTALOO. YOUR TUMMY IS SO CUTE.
>>2966758Brilliant.
>>2966758>fillyscoot with massive wingsWoah man, I'm not a pedo or anythingThat's awesome though. Thanks!
>>2966734>"Please, Mr. Dubois, I must be referred to at all times as 'The Great and Powerful Trixie.' Yes, 'The Great and Powerful,' and yes, every time."
>>2966758Haha, she is so going to fall down. Those itty bitty legs would not support her.
>>2966767Can't I just call you "Trixie" for short?
>>2966767
>MLPG laughs at unfunny shit comics.We bronies now?
>>2966779>Stop liking what I don't like right now
>>2966757Sometimes I confuse even myself.But Pinkie can't grow plants for shit.Then Some shit happened.And a wild Aspirant appeared!
>>2966756All the geysers and mineral fields are in other states.We only have apples, coffee, and depressing music here.
>>2966779No, brony YOU are the cancer.
I'm doing a pony version of this.Which pony should it be?
>>2966779I am far to relaxed to reply in anger.
>>2966779Those old comics were always funny
>>2966787Twilight?
>>2966787Cheerilee
>>2966787Celestia.
>>2966787Snails
>>2966787Braeburn
>>2966779One I laughed at simply because it's 6am.
>>2966788>MLPG takes a tiny step towards Thread Nirvana
>>2966787That fat colt in the CMC's class.With the hat and the newspaper.
>>2966787Snails. Precuddling.
>>2966787femsnails
>>2966783Oh, okay. Thanks.And I made the thread, of course I'm here. Sort of. For now.
>>2966804YESTHIS
>>2966804OH GOD THE NATHAN PONYYES THIS
>>2966787All of them. Start with the mane six and then branch out.Next thing you know you'll have the next pony shrug.
>>2966787They better be holding a sweat scraper.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQK_4qdx3I
>>2966777>that feel when you'll never capture Twilight and Pinkie as they sneak around somewhere they're not meant to be>that feel when you'll never tie them up somewhere nobody'll ever find them>that feel when you'll never spend a few hours teasing them manually, running your fingers and lips over their thick rubber suits until they're blushing and panting and their eyes are begging you to stop>that feel when you'll never force a vibrator into each of them, slipping it under the suit and letting its natural thickness keep both the vibrator and all their fluids inside>that feel when you'll never leave them there for a few hours, kept on the very edge but never allowed to go over, while they get sweatier and dirtier and lose their grips on their minds a little more each moment
>>2966782>I just realized that I can deflect all criticism of everything ever by saying "stop liking what I don't like lolol"
>>2966787Applejack.
>>2966787>>2966807>PrecuddlingYES.
>>2966785Don't forget freedom hating software, you hipster bastardsfuck youlove, the fsf
>>2966810>>2966812>>2966804Okay I'll try and make it look nice.
>>2966816Look, we could do this all night.But can we not? Please?
>>2966816>Look at me trying to criticize humor>Which is entirely subjective>So edgy
>>2966824PRECUDDLING
>>2966822But applesand coffee
>>2966815STOP IT.MY EVIL COCK IS OVERRIDING MY INNOCENT HEART.
>>2966814>LOLOLOL THUMBS UP IF YOU CAME HERE FROM MLPG EPIC WIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! XDwhy
>>2966826>Stop liking what I don't like.
>>2966810Gentlemen.
>>2966830How the hell is twilight holding the coffee
>>2966835Because it's funny.
>>2966842>magic
>>2966835I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.
>>2966842With her moustache
WE'LL FIND THAT GERMAN BATTLESHIP THAT'S MAKING SUCH A FUSSWE GOTTA SINK THE BISMARCK BECAUSE THE WORLD DEPENDS ON USYEAH HIT THE DECK A RUNNIN' BOYS AND TURN THOSE BOWS AROUNDCAUSE WHEN WE FIND THE BISMARCK WE GOTTA CUT 'ER DOWN
>>2966842
>>2966835I'm giving him a thumbs up just to piss you off.
>>2966848HMS Hood pls go.
>>2966842MAGIC MOTHA FUCKA
>>2966814>LOLOLOL THUMBS UP IF YOU CAME HERE FROM MLPG EPIC WIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! XDI realise you were probably trying to be ironic, but fuck you, Fithador
>>2966835Because Youtube comments.Why are you reading them?Sure you say one, and got curious, but why did you scroll down, why did you look at more?You have only yourself to blame.
>>2966854<3
>>2966852no
>>2966833>that feel when you'll never come back to them later and find them writhing helplessly against their binds, bucking forward in the hope they can drive the vibrators a little further in and finally find release>that feel when you'll never kneel down next to Twilight and slowly run a thumb around her cunt, hearing how wet she is with the squishes and squelches of her moving suit>that feel when you'll never pull the rope out of her mouth and tell her to ask nicely if she doesn't want to be treated like the criminal scum that she is
>>2966830Why is that carafe made out of Rarity?
>>2966815>>2966863Stop thisI just masturbatedpls
>>2966830>weaver in charge of being a shitty artist
>that last line gave me a slight bonerI BLAME YOU MLPG
LOLOLOL THUMBS UP IF YOU CAME HERE FROM PONYCHAN EPIC WIIIIIINNNNN!!!!! XD
>>2966864You're telling me you wouldn't want marshmallow sweetened coffee?
>>2966841Seriously, fuck neckbeards.
>>2966868Ummmm, you're welcome?
>>2966869CANCER
>>2966855i have time to waste
Why are all hardcore Homestuck fans sexually repressed teen girls?
>>2966861unf, that sexy battlecruiser.
>>2966863I was cursed with the lust to break a pony's mind, but I know that I would never do such a thing.I would cuddle Twilight and make sweet passionate consensual love to Pinkie.So the boner I have right now is free of guilt.Right?
>>2966882I wish I knew
>>2966866>"Do you kn- know who I am?" she'd gasp.>You'd press against her a little harder and watch her eyes roll up and hear her mouth open for a gasp. You wouldn't care who she was.>"P- please," she'd pant, looking at you with pleading, needy eyes and a face so flushed you'd struggle to call her purple
>>2966370here it is, hope its ok. Still trying to learn the brushes and the colours and whatnot.
>>2966882Because all the characters can fit neatly into generic anime tropes.And shipping.
>>2966882They wouldn't be if they'd let MLPG have a go at 'em.
>>2966868
>>2966874Bitch doesn't even know what cronyism meansThe truth: They exist because autistic men addicted to the internet are already at risk for obsessing over thingsAnd with the typical herd mentality in effect, once several begin obsessing they all obsess
>>2966892d'awww
>>2966892Awww... Pig nosed ponies are cute.
>>2966846>>2966850sorry, but it's futile, i've never gotten angry over anything online except http://austinist.com/2012/06/27/texas_republican_party_seeks_ban_on.php
>>2966883Would I be copying Jessy's plane ponies if I decided to draw mecha musume ponies of battleships and tanks.I really want to make a Stalin's Orchestra ponyShe would be clumsy and shoot herself all the time
>>2966882A) ShippingB) They want to believe there are three extra ways for them to find love.
>>2966882Because all the snarky, intelligent, handsome young men left after it became apparent that the trolls were never going away.
>>2966892D'awwwwwwwwwIts cute. I could see you are learning the brushes with those eye outline. Just keep practicing and thanks for picking that request!
>>2966892That's pretty cute, only thing that bugs me a little is how pointy dash's hoof is.
>>2966884Sure, almostYou know she'd love it more than anything, though
>>2966874YOU DARE INSULT US?! YOU KNOW NOT OF THE POWER WE HOLD.
>>2966908WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
>>2966911we might as well set up a monopoly on battleship and tank pones while we canadd it to the "Our Shit" list
>Top TierVillains who have understandable motivations and start out with good intentions, but by the end prove themselves to be genuinely bad people, thus justifying their role as the villain.>High TierVillains whose motivations are arguably better than the Hero's, but are evil enough to justify their defeat.>Mid TierVillains who want fame, money, power or control who eventually are crushed by their own greed.>Low TierVillains who commit evil acts because of a petty grudge they hold against the protagonist or others.>Shit TierVillains who do evil things for shits and giggles and have no personality beyond simply being evil.
>>2966911I had an idea like that.Good luck anon.
>>2966926What about monopoly ponies?We need Fancypants as rich uncle Pennybags
>>2966929>Discord>Shit tierI will fucking cut you
>>2966881Don't we all.
>>2966924because it actually is the only thing i've gotten angry over online.
If anybody actually feels like having an entire personal copy of the hyper-index here's a python script I madeNote that I take no responsibility for how well it works or if it even works at all because I wrote it before the html5 updateAlso no comments or anything because I am bad coderhttp://catsoup.me/MLPGstats/coarchive.py
>>2966921WHY IS THIS A THING
>>2966933You are responding to a typical /v/ evil tier list.
>>2966921That drawing is shit.Why did it give me a boner?
>>2966929Iron Man confirmed for mid tier villain.
>>2966908Funny article.
>>2966934I'd stay up late with Midnight Blossom any night...uh, I mean Moonguard
>>2966941I actually kinda like the drawing, just not the subject material.
>>2966908>focus on behavior modificationi ironyd so hard, that my house is now ironic
>loved discord in the show>hated de lancie for being a massive brony>but he was such a cool guy in the interviewsim not sure how to feel anymore
>>2966933>Expecting more from a show for eight year old girls
>>2966915yep, trying out as much as possible, I already don't like that brush...>>2966916thanks, will remember that next time.
>>2966913>Just like problem sleuth, right chap?>I say thee....neigh. This has become drab, right-o govna?>Verily so. What shall we move on to next?>Hold on you muppet I'll googly woogly internet search it right after i finish with the clicky clacky tippy tappy typer>Here we go, technicolor equines of ponyshire, comradery is mystical indeed!>Brilliant!>Spot of tea?>Indeed
>>2966929Where does "Doing stuff to get back to your family in the past" place on this list? I'd say top tier but Nox didn't really turn out to be a genuinely bad person, just severely misdirected.
>>2966918SURE SHE'D LOVE IT. BUT SHE'D BE A SLAVE. AND SHE'D ONLY LOVE IT BECAUSE SHE'D BE FORCED TO.GOD DAMMIT, GENERAL, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME EVIL.
>>2966931>>2966926I think I'll tryIt will be at least mildly shitty, and I can't color for shitSo what do you guys like more, a KV-VI pone or a Yamato pone
>>2966951Just remember that DeLancie has gone through all the Treckies. He's been around this block before.
>>2966929If a character can be disguised as a "villain" it is a bad thing. There should be no "good" guys or "bad" guys.Everyone thinks the other guys are the bad guys, and they are the good guys.Ambiguity, accusations, and self-doubt are all omnipresent portions of real life morals, and fiction should strive to emulate.
>>2966908Seriously, America, I know most of you are better than this. Why do you give this shit the time of day?
>>2966929Bug lady is high tier?
>>2966955God tier antagonist tier
>>2966956That happy grin and faraway stare doesn't look very forced to me.Let's be honest here, nobody could mindbreak Pinkie anyway. She's just doing it for fun.
>>2966954>Dated: January 13th 2011
>>2966955Elder god tier
>>2966929>Villain who wanted to destroy reality to get laid
>>2966965Bug lady could have been high tier with more character development and exposition.Bug lady could have been god tier if she was a movie villain instead of a random deus-ex solved problem in a shitty episode arc.
>>2966951Do you think he's doing the documentary just for money, or he genuinely wants to help B-words?Because it seems like he should know better.
>>2966959Yamato pone!
>>2966944At this point we almost made them our own OC's.If we wanted to stick with that name, it would be fine.I do kinda like her calling her co-captain 'Skippy'
>>2966962Sure, that works for real life.But in cartoon shows you can usually tell between the protagonist and the antagonist.
>>2966962What if the protagonist is a complete monster and the villain is the good guy?
>>2966979It's ALLLL about the cash moneys!
>>2966972Of course... Fun... And she can snap out of it whenever she wants... Okay. My evil fantasies have been justified.
>>2966982Cool, expect it in several days
>>2966962Wreck it Ralph pls go
>>2966979It's not like he even watches the show, that much was very apparent when he was answering questions on stage.He either sees an enterprise opportunity or he's an old man wanting to do something charitable. My money is on the first reason.
>>2966983hehe. "Skippy."I think I like these OCsand god I love girls with confidence...
>>2966929FiM has really shitty villains.Some of the G1 villains are mid and low tier though.
>>2966987>dat side step
>>2966990>And she can snap out of it whenever she wantsShe sure can!you've just warped her to make sure she never, ever wants that.
>>2966987You mean like Shrek?
>>2966979He doesn't even fucking know his lines for the show anymore, of course he's doing it for the money
>>2966996>mfw season 3 will have amazing tier and a season long story arc
>>2966978>Chrysalis had an amazing character design and concept but the writers shit all over itDon't remind me that this is a mediocre kids show
>>2966990She'll only "snap out of it" when you're done. You'll take one final look at her as you leave the basement, gazing over her broken, blubbering, cum-soaked form and shake your head at just how pathetic she looks. You'll leave, and lock the door behind you, and walk through into the kitchen where she's baked you some cookies and was waiting to pounce at you, kiss you on the nose, and thank you for playing with her
>all these villains tiers talkSo where does this guys fit into this?
>>2966998AAAAHH!! FORGET IT FORGET IT I CHANGED MY MIND THIS IS WRONG.SHE SHOULD BE WILD AND FREE. I HAVE NO RIGHT TO WARP AND PERVERT SOMETHING SO PERFECT.
>>2966998>It was just a game>just a game>but the game never ended>eventually she forgot the rules>and now the game will never end
>>2966979He doesn't even remember his dialog from the show. He's a slut for attention like Tara. It would suck if Tabitha was the same, but it wouldn't be surprising.
>>2967007#bonerlost
>>2967005Feels bad man.
>>2967011Weabo garbage
>>2966938i remember finding CP spam in the archive before, i wonder if it was ever removed.
Would you play Starcraft with Twilight?
>>2967007I like you, anon. You make me feel good.
>>2967022>Playing SC>With unicorns>Ever
>>2967015>slut>not Rarity's VAJust kidding, I know and it saddens me.
>>2967011I don't know that guy.Could you sub him up?
>>2966943you have iron giblets good sir. not even places like north korea have bans on thinking, just expression of it. it is entirely unconstitutional and i hope that it doesn't pass
>>2966995As do we all, Anon...Even tho I turned her into a wreck for that spitfire thing.
good m/m clop go
If Fluttershy offered to cook you dinner, would you take her up on her offer?
>>2967007Best end.
>>2967005At least andrew hussie isn't doing the writing.Then we'd have twelve changeling queens from different realities, romantic hexagons, 8 new alicorns, two marriages, a nega-main 6, a nega-nega pinkie pie from the past future's past future, seasons of 50 episodes with continuous arcs constantly being dropped and picked up again, and author self inserts everywhere
>>2967039>big mac went to Rarity's dressing shop>he got raped by futa Rarity >...>Go an fap.
>>2967040Absolutely. I'd love to spend time with her. I'd be glad that she wasn't scared of me.
>>2967027Lets see, he made his brother crippled, force a girl to not dye her hair, kill a mother of a lonely child, and basically destroy a Fantasy World with all the inhabitants in it.His motive? "This is not real and we must go to the real world!"
How's everypony doing tonight? Friendship levels high?
>>2967040Fluttershy is worst pone, but that's not saying much as pones are greatSo yeah, free dinner too, why not
>>2967011Faggot tier. I don't even know who he is, but definitely faggot tier.
>>2967050...Squeak...?
>>2967040Oh boy, a member of an alien race is cooking me dinner.I hope I don't die.
>>2967039>clop
>>2967022I would play anything with Twilight.
>>2967041Depends on how receptive you are to the times when she gets to lead playtime
>>2967015Her mummy loves her and that's enough for her
>>2967055Heh, I wish...Squeak's a nice guy. I miss when he used to post here...
>>2967050friendship levels aren't the only thing high around here
>>2967040I would help her. I would help so much!>>2967053You should try out the game FF Tactic Advance. Fun game playing as villain.
>>2967060this
>>2967040how the fuck is a horse gonna use the stove?
>>2967064Oh? What else is there?
>>2967057>Take two bites>Fall over convulsing in pain, dissolve>reform as a rabbit
>>2967068AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2967029>politicsI learned to ignore this stuff.
>>2967046are you the guy who wrote the futa lyra x sweetiebelle fic?
>>2967061Double best end.
>>2967072horsefucking levels
>>2967049The usual, 2deep4u animu guy.
>>2966943What the fuck?As a Conservative, this personally just slapped me in the face that people like this fucking exist.>Texas.I guess it makes a little more sense...Both sides have their extremes.I just hate the fact that mine is so fucking retarded.
>>2967061Well, I'm not as strong as her. If she's not careful, she might accidentally break me for real. But I trust her.
>>2967082Oh, well, those are always high, silly! Why do you think I don't bother to ask about them? ♥
>>2967066What sort of food would you make? She'd probably want to please you, so she'd most likely ask if there's anything you'd like.
>>2967082Care to raise them with me?What sex act would to commit with what horse?
>>2967066Funniest thing is that we actually win and destroy our closest friends that would have probably gave their lives for us, and than break the dreams of everyone that survived and still cared for us.
>>2967079Sorry but no.
>>2967040I bet she'd make simple homely mealsShe'd be such a good mum
i just saw the new spiderman /co/and it was good
>>2967091Ooh, that sounds like fun!I would let Rarity tie me up and spank me! ♥
>>2967090MEAT, FLUTTERSHY. BRING ME MEAT.BEEF AND PORK AND FISH AND CHICKEN AND ALL YOUR ANIMAL FRIENDS.KILL THEM AND SEAR THEIR FLESH TO EASE MY HUNGER.
>>2967085to be fair >undermining parental authority was kinda funny
>>2967050They were at peak capacity two threads ago.Last thread was also chill.This thread seems chill as well.Overall, it's been a good day.
>>2967085This is what you get for caring about politics.
>>2967091Play with Pinkie's butt.
>>2967090Maybe some eggs or veggie stew. Something that would not destroy my digestive lining.>>2967092And that is why I look up to Marche as a successful villain.
>>2967102This.
>>2967105Song ain't working for me bro
>>2967091I'd ask Twilight to play out all my tentacle fantasies and make her promise to not stop fucking me until I fall unconscious, no matter how much I beg her to stop. Not that I should be able to beg with a magic tentacle down my throat.
>>2967100We should be friends>>2967105>still don't have oggchanIt hurts, huh?I now only fap to her solely with my imagination
>>2967111Yay! That makes me happy.I like it when MLPG is happy.I love you guys. <3
>>2967112it's a ban on critical thinkingyou don't have to give a rats ass about politics to have a strong opinion on it
>>2967112I'm never caring about politics again
>>2967088>Pinkie permanently mindbreaks anon into her willing pleasure slave.>She didn't mean to, but she'll do her best to keep him happy and safe.
>>2967102>You will never open a steak shop in Ponyville.>Curious ponies will never mill in, not sure what a steak even is.>They will never find the meals enjoyable, causing your restaurant to thrive.>And this is never how you end a 'you will never'
>>2967120Oh for the loveWhat about now?[1]
>>2967124They have the power, might makes right.
>>2967116She would probably offer to make the stew, the harder dish to make. Would you offer to do it instead, or try your hand at doing something nice with the eggs?
Are there any pictures like this for Bronycon?
>>2967122We should!Do you like spankings too, anon?I looove them! ♥I could sit on a knee and get my bottom reddened all day~
>>2967139HAHAHAHAHA THAT GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>2967130The first one worked fine for me broski
>music in picturesThis never works for me.
>>2967068I've always wondered what would happen if you flat out did that
good night, MLPG
>>2967153Good night, Anon! I hope you have wonderful dreams.
>>2967141I could be your knee, honey~You'd better practise your begging
>>2967068That will never heal.
>>2967148What browser are you usingIf Firefox pls tell me you have scriptishRemove any and all other sound scriptsGet this script: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/136244
>>2967105>>2967130What's the name of the song?
>>2967135Hey, do you have the rest of these dance .gifs?
>>2967138I could try make the stew and let her try out eggs. If she want to co-op, I would not mind that at all.
>>2967163Ah.I never had sounds scripts.Thanks anon.
>>2967155That sounds wonderful...Hit me! Hit me hard! Make me sting!...please?
>>2967164Pretty: The SongI'm borking your cork I have no idea
IT'S A PARTY!THE MAIN SIX ARE OUT ON THE FLOOR!WHO DO YOU DANCE WITH?
>>2967166Not all.
>>2967153Goodnight, anon. Sweet dreams.
>>2967164Meant to beTwo Steps From Hell
>>2967174PANKA
>>2967125It's funny because he's right, those tickets cost tax-payer bits. I don't want some well-connected ponies wasting my hard-earned bits on extravagant balls and galas.
>>2967174Twilight, nigger
>>2967139goddammit the brony one would be worse because it would be all OCs
what horse episode should i watch?
>>2967170These helped for me too. Thanks
>>2967175Much obliged
>>2967174
>>2967184Stare Master.
>>2967184The Wedding Episodes
>>2967171You don't get to ask, dear. Now shut up and look pretty, I'm sure at least one of them will come naturally to you.
>>2967171STOP IT STOP BEING GAY I SAID SO
>>2967182>MLPG.png
>>2967175
>>2967174I DANCE WITH TWILIGHT!ROMANTICALLY!
>>2967174PINKIE! WE'D PARTY HARD ALL NIGHT! IT'S PROBABLY HER PARTY, TOO, SO WE'D BE THE LAST ONES THERE!Then we could spend some time together...
>>2967177>ask why she will never be real>use a song that has the name Meant To BeIt's like you hate yourself anon
>>2967194Please, anon? I've gone so long without a good punishment...
>>2967174DashShe'd be the most energetic dancer, and it might tire her out enough that she'd be slow enough for me to catch later
>>2967200
>>2967208Oh god hnnnnng
>>2967193with that, good night anon
>>2967171>see carnifex at bronyconi lost all interest in his porn>see speccsy at bronyconi lost all interest in his porn>see megasweet at bronyconi lost all interest in his porn>see BCS at bronyconi lost all interest in her porni am starting to see a pattern here
>>2967204I struggle to understand why with insolence like that. I told you to shut up, you whore. Now come here and bend over.
>>2967174Purple Horn
>>2967210Sadly I don't have Pinkie Pie, and the Fluttershy one has a duplicate image entry error.
>>2967213>going to bronyconI still just don't understand
>>2967197No.
>>2967200>she, a proper lady and a fabulous pony, dances like thatShit nigga I'd be the most classy dancer in Equestria, and I can't even dance.
So I tried my hand at this
>>2967216Y-yes, sir.
>>2967224>She learned to dance from her father.
>>2967224Ponies can't into dancing anon. They aren't built for that.
>>2967174All of them.I used to dance salsa and rumba but I forgot some stuff.
>>2967168Well, you can't beat the classic sunny-side up.Cooked juuust the right amount. No burst yokes or anything.And of course she'd toast some bread to put it on.Then by the time that's done I imagine the kettle will be steaming, meaning the tea is ready too.Hope you made a good stew, Anon.
>>2967230>You will never wow the pony of your dreams with your fabulous human dances.
>>2967226the blush is shit, the ponies are nice though
>>2967226Heart warmingI love it when the pony noses scrunch up against each other's when they kiss.
>>2967226>jokingly suggest people vector it>someone actually vectors itwell ain't that somethin'...thanks, Anon!
>>2967227Now lower those pants, you don't get any protection. I'm going to punish you until you beg me to stop.
>>2967239Those aren't vectors, just lineart
>>2967232Yeah...Rabbit stew!
>>2967232>eggs on toast>tea>spotted dickbritfags get the fuck out of my american image board
>>2967226I think I have more pics of rumbeloo than Scoots by herself.
>tfw no gf
>>2967235>get into equestria>invite waifu to dance>start dancing your incredible human dances>apparently those dances are considered barbaric and only primitive Zebra tribes use them>waifu is forever embarrassedGOOD WORK ANON YOU BEEFED IT
>>2967241O-okay...m-may I lower my panties too, sir?
>>2967246>Spam>Eggs>RiceGet on my level.
>>2967249http://pastebin.com/r1imidfP
>>2967243Still better than the original res.>>2960417
>>2967243It's a vector.I should know. I posted the original from a KM collage I found on derpibooru. Search for "Rumbloo." You'll find it.
>>2967253I would have said yes, but I thought I made it clear you didn't get to make demands? Leave them up, you slut, I'll just hit harder.
>>2967226And it shows. That is a cute couple.>>2967232The simple ones are usually the best one. No need to complicate things when you have a good meal like those eggs on a toast. I would bet Fluttershy would be so gentle with those eggs just so it would not break. I hope the stew would not kill us both. Thank god for recipe book, right?
>>2967255Hawaii, pls go. It's past your bedtime.
>funDoes the night lasts forever now?
>>2967256ha
>>2967251>Implying Pinkie is capable of embarrassment.
>>2967251>ponies find you primitive and barbaricthis turns your waifu on even more
>>2967263I'm not having funI'm a little bored actually
>>2967259I'm looking at the line qualitythose don't look like vectors to me
I did a bunch sketches but I liked the braeburn one the best so here we go.I might do more later but for now I have to get back to practicing.
>>2967263>filename
>>2967260O-okay, yes sir, sorry sir.
>>2967259>>2967268Also, KM doesn't draw in vectors.
Somebody kill me already. Please.
>>2967266>"Take me, you crazy monkey man!"
>>2967273You will be sorry, yes. *SMACK*
>>2967269Haha fantastic
>>2967277No. That would make her sad.
>>2967255Oh god how do you eat that?
>>2967290He must be Hawaiian
>>2967277Come here.
>>2967290>Not liking spam
>>2967283Oh!O-oh, my, th-that...that actually h-hurt...Y-you've got a powerful arm, s-s-sir.
>>2967296I fucking love spam musubi!
>>2967269Awesome.
>>2967272
>>2967261I'm sure she'll love it. Because you made it for her.I imagine once the stew, eggs and tea are all ready, you'll bring it all to the table, set for two, and sit down to eat.And you know what?I bet it would be the best damn meal you ever had.And the best meal she ever had too.
I hate you guys and this place so much sometimes yet I can never quit you
>>2966284Oh god, this...this really made me feel sad...
>>2967263The changing of the guard happens at about 8:30 easternJust wait and watch
>>2967269Needs the sweat patches on the vest Soup.
>>2967299I need it to keep worthless whores like you in line. Now shut up and know your place. *SMACK*
>>2967299>this whole reply chainWhat the fuck are you doing
>People RPing in an active threadFucking really?
Guysplease just fucking RP in a dead thread
>tfw erping on MLPG at 4 am>tfw work in 4 hours>tfw no gfwhat am i doing with my life
>>2967324MLPG BRONY ERP NON IRONICALLY SUMMER CHILL
>>2967317You are right, one second
>>2967310
tesing to see if 4chan is no longer angry at me
>>2967255What was that meat and gravy pile that the Hawaiian guy posted earlier?
>>2967324Hey, it's not me. I spent my time installing the sound script and getting depressed by thinking about how much of a lowlife I am over a cigarette.
>>2967310It's ok.I will always love you, Anon, no matter how much shit you cause.Or even if you go full Winston on some hapless streamfag.
What is your waifu's favorite summer hit of 1967?
>you will never fight orks, tyranids, eldar and the forces of the chaos at the same timeIn the grimmdark future there is nothing else just boring battles.
>>2967347Light my Fire by the Doors
>goodnight-anon is gone for a month
>>2967340Eat up.>Hamburger, egg, rice, gravy, shoyu
>>2967359What the fuck
>>2967356maybe I can be your goodnight-anon for the night.
>>2967356Maybe I could be your goodnight anon tonight?
>>2967359God that'd give me a heart attack.
>>2967356>there's also that anon that's going in the army soon>and Aspirant said he's enrolling in the Air force in AutumnEveryone is leaving...
>>2967356Does someone have the picture/?
>>2967347Probably something by the Four Seasons.She just can't comprehend the totally deep hippie shit that I like.
YOU FUCKING WHOREYOU USED MEYOU NEVER LOVED ME
>>2967359>Hawaii:>In charge of not being massive.>tfw I lived in Alaska and have no excuse.But damn if the food was not delicious.
>>2967310This. You're all hypocrites and expect me to tolerate all the shit you give me. A day doesn't go by without me imagining choking everyone of you to death, spitting on your faces, ripping off your noses with my teeth and using a spoon to scoop out your eyes. Yet I love all of you and I never want to leave.
>>2967317Here.Also I just fucking accidentally closed all the sketches I was trying to save because I was doing this partially on the same canvas. God fucking dammit.
>>2967370I'LL BE HERE FOREVER.
>>2967366
So, uh...requesting pony spanking art.
>>2967370>and Aspirant said he's enrolling in the Air force in Autumnwhatnoooooooo
>>2967380...you don't say.
>>2967377That's what you get for being a slut.
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>>2967380
>>2967306right then. off to bed. I hope someone out there enjoyed that.
>>2967393(\
>>2967370I hope some how his airforce buddies find out about his passion for writing
>>2967389
>>2967306Its all made by the heart, and I would not want it any other way. It would be quite a mellow time eating with Fluttershy.>>2967398Yes, I did.
>>2967401>tfw aspirant starts writing for his squad>he still uses the crutch of greentext
>>2967384>no tail>anthro body>giant legs
>Not putting your ERP on the twitters
>That feel when trappedWill there ever be a way out?
>>2967379>tfw the house next to you is a generic single family house, but it's full of some samoan family and their whole extended family, so there's a good 20 or so people living there>tfw they're all loud and extremely obese
>>2967414You disgust me
>>2967405Reddit pls go
>>2967414>MLP marker>twitterwat
>>2967407>it's ponies>suddenly from time to time we get an influx of Airforcefags thanks to him
Which pone's soft belly would you kiss?
>>2967414>not doing it all over ponychan's /rp/ board and complaining on /meta/ when you get banned
>>2967415Delete your MLP folder
>>2967370>I'm DQ>now goes to MLPG and seriously has a waifuI can't have what I ever want>>2967401reminds me of this terrible fanfichttp://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=301&warning=9
>>2967414WHY
>>2967414Fuck off
>>2967422Oh wow that would be amazing
>>29674204chan pls
>>2967414
>>2967356WHO THE FUCK CARES?
>>2967414If there is ever any more than that single tweet I will be massively upset.
>>2967412Fuck your shit, i'm going to bed/
>>2967423Sweetie.
>>2967437Clearly you care.
>>2967437I care.
>>2967414fuck you
>>2967423
>>2967416Nigga. Move.
>>2967356I don't mind if autism is leaving
>>2967422>it spreads>suddenly MLPG has access to an entire Air Force Base
>>2967423Just so you know, horse bellies aren't vvery soft.
>>2967459>I was just pretending to be autistic
>>2967456>we can finally actually order an airstrike on the next bronycon
>>2967459I just got disappointed.
>>2967416Make friends.Samoans are great people.They are intimidating at first, but you get to know them, you become family.
>>2967463That'd be nice.
>>2967458Did I say horse? We're talking pones here, sonny.
>>2967470Yes, I am relatively upset.But tomorrow I will be calm, and you will still be stupid.
>>2967474>>2967470What the fuck are you doing still awake /b/? You need to go to bed kiddos
Guys, no fighting, the horse is sleeping. Shhhhhh.
>>2967482Sorry...I didn't get to shitpost in daytime MLPG today...I'll stop now.
>>2967489Can I carry her to bed and cuddle her without waking her up?
>>2967407It's...it's not a crutch! You guys are just used to it, that's all!
>>2967489>pony furries
>>2967489Dafty go to dinner
>>2967458You're right anon, they're very very soft.
>>2967494Oh really? Write a quick feelfic paragraph without greentext.
>>2967497>DinnerIt's a bit late for dinner ausfag time.
Hey Organic Meatbags,My name is Black Hole, and I attract every single one of you. All of you are weak, mass-less, carbon based life forms who spend every second of their day stuck to an iron core planet. You are everything observable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten an event horizon? I mean, I guess it's fun self replicating and evolving because of your own lack of gravity, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than becoming a gas nebula.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fusion reaction. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the brightest quasar in the sky, and have an acceleration due to gravity over 9000m/s/s. What processes do you synthesize, other than "jacking off to electromagnetic absorption lines"? I also get straight accretion disks, and have a banging neutron star (She just solar flared on me, Shit was SO cash). Your fuel is all used up who should just go super nova. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my neutron star.
>>2967504Isn't it like 9pm? Is that late for dinner? What the fuck is wrong with those guys?
>>2967502......>FUCK
>>2967502There was once a pony who was your waifu and said that she loved you while you two were cuddling.THE ENDTHERE DONEWHAT DO I GET?
>>2967506> Just hit me with your best fusion reactionLost my shit right there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whk6MQDGpU4I love you, mlpg
>>2967509Because we enjoy the afternoon heat.
>>2967509>Having dinner>Not filter feedingHaha look at this casual.So what's everyone doing right now anyway?
>>2967502You arrive at Sugarcube Corner, entering its cool interior from the sweltering heat outside. Pinkie, as bouncy and bubbly as ever, waves frantically, obviously excited at your arrival."Hey, hey, get over here! We've got that new flavor of ice cream!"
>>2967511GIVE THIS MAN A DAMN PULITZER
>>2967526I see...we use to dinner between 8 and 11 here, feels nice
>>2967533Waiting for one more thread update before I go to bedJust one more update and then I'll go to bed, I swearJust one more reply
:3
Why are you not finishing/starting your day with a smile /co/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
>>2967544Let's go to bed together.. yeah!
>>2967539...
>>2967533Playing Saga 2 with the 6mane as the PC.
>>2967456>they become huge plane pone fanatics>eventually someone asks him to write >feels for them
>>2967548Because I don't care about my life anymore.
>>2967509Only the yuro families have dinner this late in ausa lot of the funny Anglo families have it before 5 in the winter
>>2967536...new flavor of ice cream?
>>2967502It was a personal challenge, but you had made it. 72 solid hours partying with Pinkie. She'd had engagements scheduled all over Ponyville, and hadn't gotten a break for the last three days and nights, but you'd been committed to stay by her side. Now, all the guests had left, and the two of you were free for the next few days. Pinkie stood there, her eyes barely open, dancing and singing. Dancing might not have been the right word. She was rocking side to side on her hooves to a barely perceptible degree. And she wasn't quite singing as much as she was quietly mumbling, either. Still, she wore a smile even if it was very weak. Feeling about ready to drop yourself, you scooped up the pink pony and carried her upstairs to bed. The two of you could clean up the party mess after you'd had a rest. As you carried her, she yawned and continued to mumble. You laid her down gently on the bed, and joined her shortly thereafter. The two of you faced one another and her beautiful blue eyes opened. "Thanks for all the help, anon" she said in a tiny voice. You just smiled and kissed her on the nose. The two of you embraced and held one another, your face buried in her curly pink hair. You would share peaceful sleep for the next day and a half in that comfy, warm bed.
>>2967556>whinnyneigh
>>2967561She wants to put an ice cube up your butt then suck your cock as you climax
>>2967502The door swung open. It was late and Pinkie had been out all day. It was the start of tourist season, and that meant Pinkie had had to make friends with a cartload of newcomers--exhausting work even for her. She slunk through to the front room, where you were currently sat reading some children's book as part of your attempt to learn Equestrian. As she entered, you lowered your book and looked over at her. Everything from her flattened mane to drooping ears and half-closed eyes screamed "Tired". Slipping your bookmark--a lock of her mane--betwixt the pages of your book, you set it down and patted your knee. She ran across the remainder of the room with as much haste as possible, and leapt the short distance. Alas, her fatigue proved itself evident when she misjudged the distance and ended up slamming into your chest, rather than landing on your knees. Both of you tumbled to the floor, with her landing on top of your chest and pinning you against the soft carpet. One look into her eyes robbed you of any willingness to move or scold her, and you watched her fall asleep in your arms, made content through a fulfilling day of making friends.Man, still ain't got it.
>>2967548Do we have a youtube of AKR singing her version on Saturday (When there were no claps) yet?
>>2967565Well... okay.
>>2967556Haven't seen that one in a while.>tfw the captcha resets itself just as you finish typing itout
>>2967562Pinkie would never love a human.Why?Because she is a pony.
>>2967533I promised a friend I'd read their fanficages ago. I'm feeling guilty about putting it offHonestly I like the IDEA of reading fanfictions and being up to speed with half the shit you guys talk about but the moment I start reading them I feel so bored it becomes an immediate struggle
>>2967572Captcha is being a bitch lately.Thanks, moot
You are in love with a horse.
>>2967575That is nuts. Pinkie loves everyone. She was even pretty cool to Discord.
>>2967583I'm in love with her personality, horses are disgusting
>>2967583a CARTOON horse, thank you very much
>>2967583I know. ;_;
>>2967583I don't have the energy for anything as strong as love or hate.
>>2967583Several of them, in fact.
>>2967583Not real horse, a pastel pony with a loving personalty.
>>2967596God I hate to death that fucking pic
>>2967565Y'know, this is why I should start putting my name on what I write again.Don't want any misunderstandings.
>>2967596where is her cunt
>>2967600...Who are you?
>>2967583I don't deny this
QuestionWould ponies prefer to live in Europe or America?
>>2967568>>2967562Man, you guys like sleepy Pinkie.
I think it would be really fun to go on a High Seas adventure with the main six and the CMC as your crew. Maybe a few of your favorite back ground ponies to scrub the decks.
>>2967582I'm busy struggling with the /cgl/ autoban errors out the assi've never even been thereI just want to post pictures
>>2967599Because of the anime eyes, or you hate huans interacting with ponies?
>>2967600What's the fun of writing for mlpg if you can't get derailed?
>>2967601In my butt. care to look for it?
>>2967606Probably depends on the pony and the European country and the American state.
>>2967611True enough.
>>2967610The anime style
>>2967607I was trying to write a sleepy pinkie too, but then I quit when I saw that it was rambling and awful
>>2967608Just about any activity with them could be fun.
>>2967606Depends of the ponyTwilight and Rarity would most certainly prefer one of the more civilized European countriesAJ and Dash would stay in MurrikaPinkie and FS...I really don't know
>>2967618What this one instead. Still as cute like that first image.
>>2967613you don't have a butt, anon
>>2967606Well a lot of equestria is based on America, so there's where they'd feel most at home, I guess.
>>2967622Something about being on an early 1800s style Ship just seems perfect though. Like Master and Commander but without the warfare.
>>2967618You guys hate anime so much
>>2967607>>2967620I think that may be my fault. I've been mentioning sleepy Pinkie a lot lately. I've been thinking of putting sleepy cuddles in my story.
>>2967568Well that's just lovely. Thankyou Anon.
>>2967628Damn roboticists.
>>2967627That one is really cute
>>2967628Oh...oh my...OH GOD WHAT THE
>>2967624AJ would prefer to stay in America not just because she's basically Texas.She has a monopoly on apples and since Europe is so damn obsessed with protecting clients and giving them choice they would rape her business.
Which of the main six FUCKING LOVES The Human League?
>>2967645It looks really weird for me.Something about the snout
>>2967645I wish Nasse would keep drawing in that style while also trying to improve for his own sake. It has that weaver-esque "type" of quality to it where it's simple but captures cute so well.
>>2967634I just got sick of it recently. If they ever make an anime adaptation of Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer, I guess I'll watch that, but otherwise I'm done.
>All these pink feels in this thread.I'm having a daydream, guys, thanks.
>>2967556>lack confidenceisn't it lacks
>>2967662N-No...
>>2967660nom nom nom nom
>>2967650But AJ wouldn't have a monopoly in America. There are TONS of apple orchards.
>>2967650>New law in EU lets yuropoors sell their digital media including steam and origin games even if Steam and EA are against itWhy cant we have the EU laws in America?
>>2967684>New law in EU lets yuropoors sell their digital media including steam and origin games even if Steam and EA are against itReally?
>>2967671Pinkie! Close your mouth when you... Oh, never mind.
>>2967652Spike
>>296768510/10 would bangthat is one sexy dog
>>2967685Dafty did you JUST edit that or is it old?There no telling with you
>>2967686See /v/>>>/v/145504345>It's now illegal in Europe for companies to try to stop you from selling used software, even if its distributed digitally only
>>2967697God I really did not care for how they portrayed teen and Adult Spike in this episode.
>>2967708How would you even resell digital software?
>>2967712The hulk speak was annoying, but otherwise I thought it was fine.
>>2967705Define "old"
>>2967716I don't know.Sell your steam account or something?
>>2967705KLONDIKEDraw the diamond dogs at a DD conventionNobody shows upExcept Rarity
>>2967722WELL SIR I DISAGREE I thought he was too gangly and then>>2967697too oddly fat lookingI was hoping for something closer to the dragon from Dragonshy, minus the wings of course.
>>2967708Fuck yeah Europe, suck it EA.
Does anyone have any art books they would recommend that I should torrent?
>>2967725old as in...you>>2967727Okay but if no one is there but Rarity then how are the diamond dogs there?
>>2967740They are not even in their own con.Only Rarity.Only dreams.
>>2967739bahahaha
>>2967740Well maybe just have the diamond dogs loitering there looking sad and lonely and dejected and have Rarity peeking through the door wearing a Diamond dog hat or something.
>>2967746Ah.....so is she cosplaying or what?
>>2967740Hey Klondike I sub you <3
>>2967739There's that one book that everyone here is always recommending.. fuck I'm drawinga blank here.It's "something something natural Light" I think
/r/ing that Cowboy flash with that great song.
Are you guys working on your friendoff?
Good morning MLPG.I assume this is the "people with office jobs in EST" crowd?
>>2967740u wot m8
Who do you think would make a better assistant for Trixie: Seth or Nanaki?
>>2967757But anonhow can their be two subs?
>>2967765Oh fuck it was colored haha I love this!
>>2967766How about people who took the summer off from college crown?
>>2967756I don't know, do whatever you like man. Just giving you a general idea.It's yours to draw however you wish.
>>2967736And you know what's the funny thing?Their EULA doesn't allow you to do that but since it's against EU laws that part is completely voided.The only way for them to get passed that and prevent European customers to sell their old games and accounts would be to completely stop providing Steam and Origin services in Europe.And if they do that the EU would rape them even harder.Man they can fuck big business so east it's not even funny.
>>2967739http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5287545/Art_Books_-_Complete_Collection[Upl04d_By_M3nno]
>>2967687
>>2967765No, not joining it this time
>>2967768Why is femsnals going around wanting to get fucked again?
>>2967756>filenameI hope you fucking finish the last one of that abomination series, so you can start making good content.>hotdiggitydemon>good content
>>2967768I hope girl snails last a long time
>>2967783She is a very uncouth pony.
>>2967792And that's why she's best pony
>>2967779I fucking love it when the EU does shit like this.
>>2967786I guess you could say GG is a one trick pony.
>>2967708>reading the thread>apparently Kinder is banned in USAIs that true?Jesus Christ I fell so bad for you faggots.Kinder is elder god tier.
>>2967768>that left panel faceGoddamnit I want that face drawn large.
>>2967788Ehh, some of his stuff is ok, the pony MOVs are just bad.And no, there's still the dash one, Swag.MOV was it? That one is going to spout memes among bronies like you can't imagine.
>>2967800american kids are retarded and they could choke
>>2967800banned? I had/have no idea about, but it sure isn't sold here and I'm mad
>>2967786Because >GG jokes
>>2967800Kinder?? As in the little chocolate eggs? What the fuck?!?!
>>2967763"Color and Light: A Guide for the Realist Painter"?http://www.amazon.com/Color-Light-Guide-Realist-Painter/dp/0740797719I see that one mentioned a lot.
>>2967800>tfw putting the toys together as a kid.>tfw the toys now come in one piece.
>>2967819Fuck that.
>>2967816That's it, yeah
>>2967811Its the toy inside that make them banned. Kids tend to bite on the egg like a whole and not open it.>>2967765I always love how Pinkie look so 50s retro at the top panel.
>>2967803
>>2967826>Kids tend to bite on the egg like a whole and not open it.Who the fuck is that retarded?
pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
>>2967800At least they have knives.
>>2967819>Buy a Kinder.>"OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH">Come this.They weren't bad but...huh...
>>2967807>>2967806So you guys really don't have this?Oh god I'm so sorry for you. You can't even imagine what you are missing. All their products are fucking incredible.>receive a box of 24 eggs at once when I was a kid for Christmas>Eat them all in the night so my parents couldn't stop meSo fucking worth it.>>2967819Some of them here still require assembly but yeah most are in one piece
>>2967819What? I still get them from time to time; sometimes they're whole, like that figurine that was a crayon I got once, but plenty've been in pieces.This is in Australia, though.
>>2967827BIGGER
>>2967765>Friendoff>We didnt pair you up>Feel free to freeroam and draw fanart no one will give a shit about
>>2967835Is the inside kind of like a malt ball?I feel like I've had them before.
>>2967841I'll be your friend, anonif you don't mind lazy greentext clopfiction
>>2967826But... they toy's in a container that's too big to swallow, and it's been changed from those two seperate halves so I don't even see how you could open it accidentally by biting anymore! Goddamn it.
>>2966842>How the hell is twilight holding the coffeeI'M GLAD YOU ASKED
>>2967839THATS WHAT SHE SAID>>2967841You can just freeroam if you didn't sign up right? I didn't enter cause I didn't think I'd be able to draw but now I can
>>2967850Hahaha oh you
>>2967850THAT'S NOT APPLEJACK
>>2967816>>2967825I believe SB used this to help him a lot when he was still taking art baby steps.I will definitely give it a look.>>2967781Holy shit, thank you! Now I need to figure out how to circumvent the Virgin Media block they have against it. Proxy, most likely.
>>2967850This one is still the best one
>>2967850ANOTHER QUALITY GLITTER GLUE JOKEJUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM THE MASTER OF MLPG HIMSELF
>>2967850>AB was watchingYOU KNOW WHAT THATS CALLED GGITS CALLE RAPERAPE TO THE MINDMINDRAPE
>>2967850Hahahaha
>>2967804I reckon as much as SWAG.MOV is going to spout memes, it's going to try to create some too.
>>2967862>FilenameGets me every fucking time
>>2967847I would have accepted pretty much everyone
>>2967862>Rarity x Rarity>Rover coat is still there>Implied interspecies clone sex>That or roleplaying
>>2967862>Rarity roleplays as Rover while fucking RarityUNF
>>2967873Roleplaying dude.
is 4chan gonna stop beign angry at me
>>2967876No if you keep typing like that
>>2967874>>2967875ERP?worst pony
>>2967888Your face is worst pony
>>2967871Hit me up, I didn't sign up officially or anything but that doesn't matter for freeroam, right?
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town
>>2967891
>MLPG PONIES DO NOT GO INTO HEAT. It's stupid fan justification for making them into mindless sluts and it's actually really offensive. I have always known you were a mysogynist but hopefully with this comic everyone else while know too.shucks~
>>2967891it is
>>2967876Aeosynth 4chan x just suddenly stopped working for me and it was the latest version so I switched to the Mayhem version and now it works fine.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2967874>it's probably Dom Rarity as rover >also Sub Rarity>or sub Rarity as rover and dom Rarity>probably bondage tooI...I'll be in my bunk
>>2967905I agree, but... What?
Jesus Christ there is so much fucking dumbness in that /v/ thread.
>>2967916HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2967905I really don't like the heat fanon but hey each with his own
>>2967905>MY LITTLE PONY GENERAL PONIESnot sure if want
>>2967826Seriously? I never did that and I was eating the things when I was three years old. It was obvious you were supposed to enjoy them by chipping the chocolate off and eating it bit by bit, like a Jaffa cake. God damn.Maybe I was just autistic.
>>2967921>/v/There's your problem
>>2967905Who cares if it's only done as a joke, as you'r obviously doing.
>>2967921This comes to a surprises to you? The smart ones move to /vg/.
>>2967905Oh Christ, is that tumblr talking to us?
>>2967905You'd better draw more of that then, GG.Nothing is funnier than an angry brony.
>>2967905Mysogyny is an illusion.
>>2967905Oh and by the wayhow aboutpart 2
>>2967913gonna test that
>>2967946/co/ pls, pls.
>>2967949Hahaha oh man
>>2967943But I kind of like the idea of it stopping there.
>>2967949this better lead to part 3
>>2967949>sweatyDamnit GGwhy do we share fetishes
>>2967946/v/ plspls
>>2967929If you don't like MLPG Ponies then you can get the hell out
>>2967949Hahahha.go on
Night MLPG!Let all of our dreams be of pones.
>Steam also needs to make a way for costumers to sell their games to different people.Oh god EU is god tier
>>2967962>Playrapethat's the most ridiculous.....
Complaining about what artists are making.If you don't like it don't follow it...
>>2967979>Reselling steam gamesYES YES YES YES YES
>>2967949That's fantasticGG let me suck your dick
>>2967977good luck getting into equestria
>>2967949>small, sweaty Apple Bloom balls...
>>2967905Wait, where was that text came from? That person sound really angry.
>>2967979And this will kill Steam.
>>2967971>He still think plane ponies are MLPGDude anon in equestria took over plane ponies two days ago. Didn't you know? Kidding.
>>2967997I hope it kills Origin first.
>>2967990F-fuck you!Unless that's sincere, then good luck to you to
>>2967984>YOU ARE JUST ENTITLED
>>2968003sincere, hope you success
>the Steam Summer Sale will never start
>>2968001>OriginIt's already a zombie.
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.
>>2967934I thought all the butthurt drones move to /vg/ and circlejerk with each other.While getting angry over every negative comment to their game.
>>2967998Oh man, I'm totally gonna write that nowIt's gonna blow their minds
>>2968006>internet people>common sense
>>2968016>In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life animeThat must be the most boring show ever.
>>2968017>This is what /v/ actually believes
>want to play Lollipop Chainsaw to listen to Tara Strong saying sexual things sensually and imagine it's Twilight>I only have PCFeels terrible
>>2968010If I can, I promise I'll post pics of me with mai waifu.
>>2968016I don't know how to feel about this
>>2968010Thank you brother
>>2968022>internet people>not internet logic, comparing video games as shit on /v/
>>2968027Just watch an LP.
>>2967979waitis this really going to happenOMG i can't wait to unload King's Bounty and Borderlands on some poor bastard
>>2968016Man that is such an old copy/paste.
>>2968026And why do you still respond to a shitposter on /vg/? Aren't you drones so mature to ignore childish things?
>>2968027I got it for PS3 for that reason alone.It's pretty fun and it's got some good music and the voice is exactly Twilight's voice, but you aren't missing much.
okay so after installign the other 4chanx it worked fine right up untill i tried to contrivute a imageI'm now back to struggling to post through /cgl/ bans againdoes anyone have leths emailhe can get this shit sorted instead because fuck
>>2967949oopsforgot something important
>>2968030I do.She'd be disappointed with the real me, because cartoons are mostly idealised version of human personality. She'd have fallen in love with the idealised me.I don't want to disappoint her, so I won't think about her. My waifu would probably be worried that she'd disappoint her husbando, too.
It's too early for you, fuckers, go away.
>Totally Spies get a sixth season on 2013>we don't even know if MLP:FiM Season 3 will be showed this year>LET'S CARE FOR THE FANDOM MORE
>>2967979It seems like the game industry will really crash.Killing all the little devs only the triple A shit will survive.I think that EA and others are behind this.
>>2968052Does male sweetie still have voice cracks?
>>2968038It's already happening.Valve and EA must implement the feature. If they try to make extortionate transfer fees then EU monopoly law would step in and slap their shit around.It's fucking brilliant.
>>2968059
Your favorite pony is transported to you here, but only you can see her. She enjoys your company but desperately longs to be back in Equestria. You have the power to return her, but she doesn't know that.Do you?
>>2968052Pfhahaha, holy shit this series will be fun.Especially when Applejack will realize the problem after a while since he is an adult and will try to sit down and speak with her, not knowing that she has a crush on him.Oh boy, the spagetti.
>>2968061Don't forget the indie scene.
>>2968052I'm not sure how I feel about pone heat...
>>2968076>>2968061I want the industry to burn down.
>>2968059>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT PONES>WOULD YOU TOUCH PONE?????>FUCK BRONYCON>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ROSSGo back to Reddit, brony.
>>2968076...is it going to happen in the USA too?
>>2968078Who?
>>2968087>>>/v/And never come back.
>>2968078>>2968096Reviews editor for Destructoid.com.
>>2968058Man, if you're imperfect compared to her vision of you, then she's going to be imperfect compared to your vision of her. You'd still be a good match.>>2968079I'd have to send her back. I'd tell her I loved her, first.
>>2968079RETURN HER TO HER WORLD! I DO NOT WANT HER TO BE SAD AND MAKE HER MISS HER FRIENDS!
>>2968081>implying Applejack won't just get his big sister to talk to Femsnails insteadand then it'll be time for all the little boys to become awkward as this big, red mare basically floats in to listen to femsnails problems (because >bigmac talking)
>>2968066>Does male sweetie still have voice cracks?yes>>2968083>I'm not sure how I feel about pone heat...I find it utterly uninteresting as a biological aspect, and too often I think when people bring it up it leads to more animalistic indulgences, more of a feral slant, and all the uncomfortable specifics that brings with itas a plot device to turn normally straightlaced and polite women into lusty, cock-crazed sex-fiends, however, I think it has potentialno different than say PB chugging a love potion by mistake not that Snails really needed much of a push
>>2968097Why so autistic, brony?
>>2968082You either play FEZ or BattleDuty Double whopper elite prenium.I'm not okay with this.>>2968076Steam was fun while it lasted.Good bye vidya industry.
>>2968113I think Applejack is the type to discuss things in person. S/he doesn't need to talk through people, s/he is the element of honesty after all.
why arent you listening to the best artist ever?
>>2968066>think of a crack voice,>try to think of a cute colt>though RumbleHey guys! What if, genderswap Rumble and Scootaloo?
>>2968117Oh god that's great.
>>2968079>celestiaWell everything will have died without her anyway, so no point sending her back.
>>2968118>LEL U SO AUTISTIC.>Typical /v/irgin.Come back in a couple of hours when all the americunts wake up, you won't be noticed.
>>2968117I'm still ambivalent. It's bordering on some of my more evil fantasies, which constantly conflict with my cute lovey-dovey fantasies.
>>2968129>RumbleCan you fucking faggots stop doing fandom shit?
>>2968122>implying Steam will die because of this law allowing Europeans to trade games Going a bit overboard aren't we?
>>2968118/v/ please leave.
>>2968124Yeah but itsy'knowwoman problemsit'd be impolite to inquire about such things(more impolite then is comfortable, anyway)it might need a womans touch and, well, applejack isn't a woman. That'd be crazy.
>>2968124>>2968113>>2968081Actually I was thinking Applebloom might be the one to first catch on, being relatively down to earth and spending more time with Snails than AJIt's possible even that her comment was just a means of "covering" for Snailswhat he does with this information though, is yet to be decided
>>2968134Aren't you a typical /v/irgin as well for greentexting like a retard and then make a coolguy comment?Isn't that the official guide to spot /v/tards?
>wake up at 4am to a series of knocks on the door>stumble out in your pajamas to find a basket sitting on your doorstep>pull back the blanket covering the basket's content>it's a fucking litter of fluffy plane ponies>"AW FUCK" you say to yourself. but you dont want the damn things to die, you're not that heartless...>bring them inside>spend the next two hours watching the fat, fluffy, yet somehow still mechanical ponies running around back and forth across the room trying to achieve liftoff>they sputter little propeller sounds from their retarded little mouths>your whole room is filled with a cacophony of "pthpthpthpthpthpthpthpth!">their stumpy, fat little weggies and stubby fluffy wings will never allow them to gain lift, no matter how fast they scamper>actually, one actually sort of does lift off, for just a second>he gets maybe 2 inches off the floor before slamming into your desk then tumbling to the ground in a heap>the sudden impact makes the poor sap loose all bowel control and poo all over himself>the idiot is still making engine sounds with his tongue pressed between his lips>"phtphtphtphtpht...why no smell pwetty...phtphtphtphtpht"
>>2968138Go away.
>>2968139Law? Ooh, links?
>>2968139The small devs will get their asses kicked.
>>2968152Please die.
>>2968149>This entire post.
>>2968152Here I was about to go to bed and you drop this shit on me?Now I have to stay up and see if this catches on or what
>>2968152Not gonna work anon
>>2968146Well for what it's worth, I hope you don't make 63 Applebloom seem too smug. I think she should still have that spark of curiosity to her lest she lose her Applebloomness.
>>2968149This nigga
>>2968143>"Listen, Snails, you're young, you have a whole life ahead of you to explore and discover who you are and who you want to be.">"But I really like you.">"You probably do! That's perfectly normal for a kid your age. I remember when I was a colt your age, I had the biggest crush on my teacher and it hurt a lot because I didn't know what to do.">"What did you do?">"I just... grew out of it eventually. When you get older you start to like people your own age and you just figure things out. You have time, just understand that I'm too old for you and you are still young and you can discover love with someone who deserves you.">implying a male can't say this to a female
>>2968146Also I rmember that one time Applebloom was freinds with twistconsidering we joke male twist is like fedora, socks and sandals tier male, I guess Applebloom would be nicer in awkward situations
>>2968158No, tell me. Did /v/ really hurt your ass?Do words make you angry?
>>2968126Because /mu/ is full of plebs.
>>2968146I know you are not as much into pone as you were before, but I do hope that you will continue and shape out this storyline.The setup is hillarious.
>>2967845Nah, they're just a hollow, smooth chocolate egg, milk chocolate on the outside, a layer of white chocolate on the inside. Inside is a capsule which'll have a toy that's all in pieces, that you put together yourself.
>>2968174/v/irgin here, I'm glad of not being as retard as you.
>>2968185That picture reminded me of how sad my life is.
>>2968173If Malebloom really did just cover for Snails by claiming she was the one smelling sweaty and musky then I'd say that makes him pretty bro-tier already.Of course... if she actually sits down to talk with Snails, it could go a number of ways. He might think the best way to help is to... relieve the stress. So perhaps he'd politely offer.
>>2968182Well better late then neverWell that makes a lot more sense, I was wondering why everyone was responding saying "who would be stupid enough to bite into it."
>>2968185BANNEDGET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>2967835MOTHERFUCKING KINDER EGGSI feel sorry for Americans, they don't get Kinder Surprise, Kinder Bueno, or even the standard Kinder Chocolate bar with that creamy milk center.
>>2968185It's too late for that.The chill is dead. We were chill for quite a while.All good things must come to an end and it's the same for the wildwood weed.I stay up all night to chill. Now it's time for sleep. The chillest state of all.
>>2968188>/v/irgin.>Not being retard.Pick one.
>>2968188God here, please worship me and suck my cock.
>>2968206God why did you kill my cat
>>2968188Evidently you are, or else you wouldn't go to /v/.
SoI just tried fingering myselfand I wouldn't say it was great I came more from jacking offbut it's really tight down thereI don't know how you lot do it
alright so apparently my 4chanx now has a new errorI csan post text just fine, but posting images gets me autobanned every single time
>>2968215Well I am, but not as retard as that guy.
Good morning, mlpg!It's time for me to go to bed, but I hope you all have a pleasant day!
>/v/tard telling other /v/tard to fuck offOH GEE, WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT
>>2968231They talk about how Rainbow Dash is fat?
>>2968224But you are. Why don't you go to your shithole place and get mad at video games?
>>2968230good mornight anon
Anyone have a link to that one video of the brony in the stupid hat with a shotgun who starts a fire in the woods?
>>2968240No, they derail the fucking thread just like now.
>>2968240That doesn't make any sense, everyone know buttershy is the fat one
Would you help her, MLPG?
>>2968249THAT GUY WAS COSPLAYING AS SPIKE IN THE BRONYCON
>>2968240You know, I want to raspberry that belly of hers.
>>2968206God why did you kill my grandma before I could get her recipes?
>>2968254I would cuddle the fat Flutterbutter.
>>2968262Really??
>>2968259Why would I help Bulma? She's annoying.
>>2968230Night, anon.Speaking of which, what's this about a new EU law about the sale of used digital goods or whatever? I''m finding nothing, not even in the EU or professional repositories I have access to. It's a bit maddening. Unless you're talking about old antitrust and monopolisation laws.
>>2968259Oh, fuck, yes I would.
>>2968146
>>2968275HEY KLONDORK, MAKE A NEW THREAD, WE'RE ONLY 10 IMAGES AWAY.
>>2968259Help her be better drawn? I don't think I can.
>>2968287OKAY
>>2968259Umm, well shit.I wouldn't make the first move on her.It depends on how she approaches.
>>2968242>Making sweeping generalisations.>2012No Anon, you are the /v/.
>>2968279http://curia.europa.eu/jcms/upload/docs/application/pdf/2012-07/cp120094en.pdf>>>/v/145504345
>>2968259Help her do what?
>>2968299No, YOU ARE!!!!!
>>2968287>Making a thread early.>Caring who makes the thread>bredditchandaily
>>2968301Cool, thanks, that's helpful. Guess I've got some reading to do.>resale of licensesHoh, man, can of worms.
>>2968310>Not liking Klondike's topics
>>2968310I wish you'd accept my friendship
Face it, MLPG, the fandom is dying. We'll all be gone soon. There's no way the show's lasting past season 3.But we're going down together. As friends. We've been through a lot together, and we may not have always gotten along, but...I feel it was worth it.Godspeed.Love, Ponychan
>>2968318I feel pressured now. Also Sorry. I popped it too early...Lets finish this thread
>>2968318>Implying anyone pays attention to the topic.
Question... how will this law change the distribution of music that's bought and held on places like LastFM?Will the law affect those, or does "software" not apply to music.
>>2968301>it is possible for European users (not sure about americans) to buy a product on steam and to get a refund REGARDLESS OF REASONS for ATLEAST 7 days after the sale. So I can play the game for 7 days, say I want a refund, and get one. I don't even need to say that I dislike it or want my money back. This is also what I have done twice. Buy a game, don't like it, ask for refund, get one.I WANT TO LIVE IN EU
>>2968326> the fandom is dyingIf there's one thing I want to see dead more than the vidya industry it's this fucking fandom.
>>2968330You know for me what actually takes away from that is the Linkboard. I just end up scrolling down past it these days and don't bother reading the first few posts at all.
Oh.. Smile marked it. Okay>>2968320>>2968320>>2968320>>2968320>>2968320Ill finish this one off
>>2968326>ponyc-EAT SHIT
>>2968327I want to kill this thread, softly...
>>2968336There was an excellent screencap of this in action.Guy emaled Valve asking for refund, Valve reply saying no and reference him to a section of the EULA. He replies quoting a British or EU law. Valve reply with "Your refund has been processed. Thank you for using Steam." It was beautiful.
>>2968326You know what that means?GRAVITY FALLS GENERAL!
>>2968310Its not about favoritism. Its about having a namefag or tripfag to channel hate into if they fuck up.
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>>2968259Would I help her unload some of her farts onto my face? Eyyyup
>>2968335>Where the copyright holder makes available to his customer a copy – tangible or intangible – and at the same time concludes, in returnfor payment of a fee, a licence agreement granting the customer the right to use that copy for an unlimited period, that rightholder sells the copy to the customer and thus exhausts his exclusive distribution right.Under these rules, when you buy a license from a music holder, you can resell the license on. Simple as that, under the banner of "digital goods". That is, if the law is adopted at a domestic level. A lot of nations will probably choose to opt out of this, especially in the UK, I'd imagine, even though EU law is technically supposed to supersede UK law.
Would you kill a horse?
>>2968378Geh. Copy-pasting from legal documents is ridiculously unintuitive. Everything is hate.
>>2968354But what I'm trying to do is to remove the stigma on Anon threads.I have nop problem with tripfag threads just with the people who only want tripfag threads and nothing else.
>>2968378Didn't one of the EU laws contradicted UK laws and the UK got fucked over majorly by the UE for this?
>>2968399I get you. We are getting a lot more anon threads then we have in the past. Pretty much anyone can make one so long as they dont delete the thread.
>>2968404It happens all the time, and leads to rulings being reversed or made to fit EU legislation. Let me see if I can find a few cases.Here's some legislation: The Unfair Terms Directive. As well as COM (2010) 348.
>>2968438I like the EU much more than I used to.I mean, they forced the UK to reintroduce beavers to British countryside because of that law that is trying to restore nature to its original state before humans culled animals to extinction. They will also force the reintroduction of wolves at some point.
>>2968500At the same time, they're nowhere near perfect. EU law undercuts UK law all the time, particularly on the economic front. Austerity is a big example, in their attempts to save the Eurozone. It's a tough call. I do respect a lot of what they do, though.
>>2968513Oh god I don't think any governmental organisation is ever going to be perfect because compromises are natural and there will be groups or demographics that will get shafted by these compromises, or the compromise will benefit one group over another despite it being an ostensive compromise, but the EU are a lot better than they used to be. It seems like the bumbling HURR DURR HOW DO I LAWMAEK Brussels have found their feet so to speak.
