The show isn't even currently airing.Why are you still here?
>mito
>>2958899I've lost control of my life.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1u7E29uz7A
>>2958899I like the constant updating of messages.
Because I spend maybe 1/4 of my day working and the rest in the office goofing off from my phone.
>Spiderpony is in your bedroom hanging off the ceiling. >she can't get down.What do?
inb4 marker
Small best are best breasts.Now with that out of the way, back to pones assholes.
>>2958937>spiderpone>femalewhat?
>>2958899I want to die
I'm here to complain that I think Fallout: Equestria is overrated.
>>2958937>start swiping at her with a broom
itt: athletic girls are best girls
>watching Friendship is Witchcraft out of boredom and whatnot>see this in the credits>mfw
>>2958948>Small bestBut what if you like big best?
>>2958953It's cuter if spiderpony is female pony.
Can this thread be trusted?
Which human has the firmest most squeezable ass?
>>2958963>Friendship is WitchcraftThat any good?
>>2958963if that was the nightmare night one"dancing.. dancing.."
>>2958899wait, there's a show?
>>2958963Oh shit.
post chubby nurse poneshe is a very huggable pone
renpy
>>2958963what do you expect from such shit?
>>2958989welp you've doomed us all if this thread gets deleted. Good job.
The constant onslaught of pornography of course.no because we're as bored as everybody else [/spolier]
>>2958988First four episodes are very goodAfter that...it kinda goes downhill.but >opinions
>>2959019>[spolier]
>>2958926http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJNa9fmEQt8
What is every pone's favourite space maroon chapter?
>>2958988It's amusing and it has pretty high production values (particularly the music), but I've never really found it to be a laugh-out-loud sort of thing.
Whatever happened to that project that was going to edit every episode to make the ponies more "anatomically correct" in the genitalia department?
>>2958989you called?this thread is now haunted.
D______
>>2958948I like you anon. We should fuck.
>>29590442spooky
>>2959035LUNA!!!
>>2959033brighter!
>>2959044FUCK
>>2958948You're mah nigga
>>2959053_O_____
>>2959044ghost plspls ghostghostpls
>>2958986>FirmestApplejack. Pure muscle. She can crush an apple between her cheeks.>Most squeezableFluttershy or Twilight. Soft, round and very female.
>>2959033Fluttershy what are you doing, stop that.Put some clothes on.
>>2959079Daftykins pls draw
>>2959018y'know i might just delete this thread purely to piss you offfucking child
>>2959073__O____
>>2959079Draw something, you lazy shit.
>>2959090lol xd
>>2959097___O___
New game because last one borked and never filledhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1174977?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2959084>Fluttershy>clothesClearly you have no idea how this works. Did somebody tear some pages out of your Fluttershy ownership manual?
>>2959090>threatens to delete thread>calls me a childDon't you fucking dare
>>2959107____R__
>>2959112Someone tear some pages out of your good art manual.
>>2959132Either good humanized Fluttershy is hard to come by, or people just don't post it here.
>>2959116dudedon't ever fucking call me mito
>>2958866[here are your caps, sir.]
Guys, I think I'm gay for r63 Rarity. Wat do?
>>2959112But I love mai flootershai.
>>2959144This wouldn't be such a problem if she wasn't such a shit character.
>>2959144>good>humanizedWell right there's yer problem
>>2959154me gusta
>>2959149mito
>>2959154and
I guess MS can draw okay if he wants to?
Just a reminder of some of the shit MLPG fags get up to.
>>2959149I never called you mito but you sure are acting like mito. Don't delete this thread, mito. pls.
>>2959182Shut up Sentenal
>>2959168Honestly, humanized is at least twice as good as pony any day of the week. The show would be better if the characters weren't dumb animals.
>>2959089>>2959097When I stop playing Skullmonkeys and Crash Bandicoot. In the mean time, have this OC I made for AB many many many many moons ago.
Okay then, which human has shoulders that need to be rubbed the most?
>>2959177>>2959183i say again: child.
>>2959182You're annoying as fuck, Sentenal
>>2959159Which is why you don't give her clothes. Clothing chafes her delicateness.
>>2959182what is going on in that pic?
>>2959197pinkie is the only one that isn't hideous
This thread sure is great.
>>2959198>getting buttmadd over being called a name>we are the children
>>2959206>implyingFluttershy is cute too.
>>2959181>samebody>draws OK
>Deafdefiler talking about his Fluttershy pet fantasies>OP getting all kinds of mad this thread blows
>There will never be another good Spiderman movie
>>2959180and your complementary drawing, courtesy of mewI think it was mew
>>2959190What the fuck is wrong with you?What happened to you that you're this messed up?
>>2959235>come to night threads they said>they are the best threads they said
>>2959235>Being surprised at Deafykins acting like a faggot
>>2959247This isn't a night thred.
>>2959239there will never be a human pony porno
>>2959245Both are great, shut up.
>>2959204Of course you do.Make sure she's comfortable.
>>2959251It's 11pm EST isn't it?
>>2959247>implying this is the night thread
>>2959247Bro, this here is an afternoon thread. Night threads aren't for another six hours, at least.
>>2959197Fluttershy. Having the biggest breasts means she has a lot of back and shoulder pains.
>>2959186>>2959199He's not even here you fucking faggots. Stop bringing him up
>>2959158Sounds like a serious problem
>>2959247This doesn't qualify as a night thread.Not chill enough yet. Not enough >feels.
>>2959211>getting buttmad over being called childrenlook, you do this in every single thread. please stop. you achieve nothing by doing this. your input is worthless.some introspection, please
>>2959247This is an evening threadWe enter night time chill mode in a few hours
>>2959242Oh wow, there's seriously art of this now?I never thought this could be a thing
>>2959247Night threads are later,more like euromorning threads
>>2959253I would hit all of those except the Pinkie and Fluttershy.Okay maybe the Fluttershy.
>>2959260Night threads are, like, 1-5 AM PST.
Something seriously fucked up the HTML ITT.
>>2959257>humanized is greatNo, sir, you shut up
>>2959239>Getting Tobey Maguire to play Peter Parker>Any year
>>2959264leave
>>2959253goddamnthat rarityI just wanna lay my head on her tummy
>>2959272Oh god, I don't think I can handle some >feels right now.
>>2959264go anonymous you colossal faggot
>>2959305amon is leejun
>>2959302...Which pony could you handle >feels of the least?
>>2959282Fluttershy is my favourite. The Rainbow, then AJ, then Twilight. Pinkie isn't even on the list because I would never consider her part of the choice.
>>2959302It's that time again!Pick your poison.
>>2959289but it is.
>>2959322bleach!
>>2959253>>2959301>thickityunf
>>2959274what? there is constant suspicion over anon threads. thats been a thing practically forever. rather than ignoring it you start threatening to delete the thread because someone called you a name
>>2959301I'd lay my dick on her tits
>>2959322something not with anon
>tfw your computer crashes just after you finish inking>tfw you realize that you havent saved since you finished the sketch
>>2959278it was too cute, manthere's no way we could just leave it by the wayside
>>2959314That has nothing to do with it. Quit trying so hard.
>>2959329but it really isn'tI suppose you're allowed to have your own opinion, but your opinion is wrong and stupid.
Holy shit am I glad to have my desktop back. Gonna see about uploading some videos soon. Only two unfortunately, I couldn't stand taking any more than that.
>>2959329You could have said butt it is. Why would you miss that oppurtunity.
>>2959305Who cares about names, anyways.
>>2959242yes that was me.also i accidentally the wrong thread: >>2958631i only self-reblog things i post at around 2 am+>>2958605I only learned about it after the trolls. Some of them are completely useless but a couple are good in my book.>>2958606>HSG>>2958595>implying mare butts don't hurt me>>2958678oh god my boner>>2959338>that feel
>>2959329I don't know why I think this is cute.i think i am broken
>>2959347go anonymous you colossal faggot.
>>2959322Drain-o.
>>2958988No.
>>2959253>>2959301>>2959334I'd lay my face in her ass and let her fart
>>2959333i'm not talking about the 'anon is mito' thing, i'm talking about this unbelievable agressive bullshit you and the other fag pull in EVERY SINGLE THREADyou pick some tiny meta thing to start a fight about and then just perpetuate it foreveryou really need to find a job. i'm not kidding
>Buy a tablet>Pay extra for 2-3 day shipping>It ships on Wednesday>It still isnt here>If it doesnt come tomorrow, it'll be delayed until after the 4th of July
>>2959322I'm having vanilla yoghurt with granola and banana slices for dinner, hit me with your best >feels.
*grab2 diick2*
>>2959353>i only self-reblog things i post at around 2 am+but why? The express purpose of the dashboard is that we see everything you post, When I see it twice you look like a self congratulating cunt
>>2959361You need to leave.>>2959305You too.
>>2959372Woah, the tablet ships by itself?
>>2959322OH SHITUHLYRA. LYRA SINGING TO YOU. SINGING YOU TO SLEEP? FUCK
>>2959361No anon, that's LK. he's a contributor so it's alright. Plus he just uses a name when he's contributing.
>>2959322adult Sweetie Belle!
>>2959393Nothing about that post was contributing anything.
>>2959373But I just got home and haven't had time to come up with some sad >feels
>>2959371i really dont know what you are talking about, all i did was call you mito because you were having a tantrum. then calling you on your bullshit
>>2959372>Pay extra for 2-3 day shippingI do not understand why people do this
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1175022?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2959392didn't we already do that one?
>>2959393except for just now
>>2959322Seconding >>2959397>>2959397
>>2959373>"Um - are you sure you're okay just having that, Anon? I... could make you something...?"
>>2959397u-unf
I'm thinking about adopting a tripcode so I can be known for my posts.
>>2959322vodka tonite
THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO BE PERFECTTHE KIND OF THREAD OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL
>>2959347LK pls stream your vids
>>2959361get out faggot
>>2959322soarin and spitfire's cuddling addiction
chain rattle
>>2959424do it man you will become MLPG famous!nah just kidding we will just filter you
>>2959412They keep denying me... Is it full?
>>2959407and it continuesjust stop. just stop right now. do not respond.
>>2959392Oh boy. I thought you guys learned your lessons last night when your waifu died.
>>2959382you would think that, but usually when I reblog i get like 10-30+ more notes. It should work like that but it doesn't for some reason (people follow too many blogs and don't want to sift all the way back?)I mean it seems to show more of my followers my work but if it's really that annoying I can stop.
>>2959442It's full.
>>2959442Yep
>>2959413YES.I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.Something with both Lyra AND Bonbon.
Would you comb a wet Panka's hair. sexually?
>>2959442Yes.
>>2959397
>>2959459No. Panka is annoying and I hate her.
>>2959459WHO THE FUCK IS PANKA?!
>>2959453just post your stuff in the morning. I mean, you are doing this art for its own sake and not for the attention, right?
>>2959397Anybody remember the anon who wrote teenage human Sweetie Belle blowjob under the bleachers?
>>2959419>Fluttershy asking to make me something to eataughhnnnnnnnnnghthat hit me like a freight train, anonI would happily eat anything she made me. Who needs fast food and TV dinners when you can have a home-prepared meal? With an invisible layer of love in every bite~
>>2959439>>2 4 me
>>2959475DYEWTS
>>2959439
>>2959413We did.
>>2959481
>>2959444why? its just a back and forth between me and you? everyone else seems pretty capable of ignoring this
>>2959463I just want you to know, anon, that I hate you.Seriously, this Pepsi thing is fucking reddit level retarded
>>2959444>stop arguing so that I can be right
>>2959429They're real short. The dancing was just too much to take. I'm gonna do a stream in a bit though, either drawing or a movie.
SO ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED UP FOR THE FRIEND OFF?ALL THIS MONTHWRITEFAGS IGNOREDDRAWFAGS BAWWINGDEADLINE INCOMING
>>2959449>last night when your waifu died.wait, what?
>>2959459How can I even do thatMy penis isn't a comb and I'm not into having sex with ponies while combing their hairor having sex with ponies at alli got bored of it months ago
>>2959497>>2959493children.done.
>>2959485THIS IS AN ENGLISH IMAGE BOARDPLZ GO BACK AND LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE
>>2959495I want to know who came up with this Pepsi bullshit.
>>2959500meh, only saved 2 from the last one so I'm not expecting much
>>2959480oh no
>>2959495You sound angry.Perhaps you're just frustrated that Rarity likes a superior soft drink to your mud water Coke?
>>2959498...God damn it, I hate you guys right now. Stop with thinking anonymous posts are better than posts under names.
>>2959500I didn't sign up! Because I hate you all, and I hate what I wrote, and I hate the artist I got! Fuck you all! I learned my lesson!
>>2959509>if i keep calling them children ill look matureyou sound like my 12 year old brother calling others "kids" on xbox live
>>2959478That's a good idea.It would probably be better to post all the requests in one photoset anyway.
>>2959509If you keep calling us children maybe you'll eventually be right.You know what? I hope you do delete this thread because you're a little faggot like that.
>>2959457it would be nice if Bonbon didn't hate humansbut everyone likes to portray her that waywhat a shame...
>>2959498>drawLK pls draw Tara waking up next to a brony in a fursuit
>>2959505You weren't here this morning when I made my sad >feels
>>2959512THIS IS A PONYFAG THREADPLZ GO BACK AND WATCH THE SHOW
OhSo this is a day thread
>>2959444Anon stop being such a retarded faggot
>>2959535link your tumblr or whatever you're talking about
>>2959528Which artists was is? Was it Ross
>>2959545I HAVE WATCHED THE SHOW MULTIPLE TIMES AND THERE WAS NEVER A PONY NAMED PANKA OR AT LEAST NOT THAT I CAN RECALL
>>2959548don't fool yourself into thinking it's different peoplethey probably just haven't masturbated yet
>>2959538Wow you're retarded kid.
>>2959548No, it's a night threadHours ago, people were just talking about the friend-off and the show.
>tfw new laptop tomorrowHAHA TIME FOR TWICE THE VIDYA
>>2959373>eating healthy>posting in MLPGI'm proud of you, anon.
>>2959542>having >feels while I'm not aroundUNACCEPTABLE!did anyone cap it?
>>2959554http://mewball.tumblr.com/
>>2959573No_one_cares.jpg
>>2959539She's portrayed as hating everyone.I like her being cold towards you at first, but warming up to you eventually.
>>2959573>laptop>vidyaOh you.
haha time for shitposting
>>2959568>kidkeep going, you havent called anyone autistic yet
>>2959592>Bonbon not hating something
>>2959589>homoshit
>>2959608these bronies really need to watch the show man.
>>2959526Sorry, yo. I just think it's funny when people snap like that after a single post with no content.>>2959541That sounds >fun and I might give it a shot. Anything is better than the onslaught of OCs.
>>2959568>kid>childrenOkay we know. You're much more mature and older than we are.
>>2959579/fit/ pls go.Noone likes you.
>>2959623Nu Nee likes us just fine.
>>2959564
>>2959614i'm sorry anon
>>2959592And then, three-way pone cuddles.
>>2959643COULD YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT EPISODE SHE'S INI CAN'T FIND HER ON THE WIKI
>>2959654>WIKIget out
>>2959603I don't have to. Everyone here can already see who won this argument. Stay dunked.
>>2959652glorious
>>2959665you got it dude
>>2959665Neither of you did.The only winning move is not to play.
So did that guy ever send another email to T-bone?
>>2959654she is in a lot of episodes you just need to look harder
>>2959665yea, anonymous won. Clearly
This fucking thread
>>2959674>carrot top bought dildos.jpg
>>2959662What's wrong with the wiki
butts
>>2959584Doubt it. No one wants to cap my feels cause it was making everyone sad.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1175042?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>hid own comment specifically so replies to that post would also be hidden so i wouldn't have anything to respond to>argument is apparently still goingsounds about rightmadfags gonna madhiding this post now
>>2959690i blame sentenal
Are Lyra and Bonbon >feels go?
>>2959674After all the attention you've been giving and receiving from her best friend, Bonbon will probably want to do a lot of catching up. If you know what I mean.I mean she wants to cuddle.
>>2959347
>>2959481>she isn't comfortable cooking anything with meat>but she has a few ideas...>some time later, she's whipped up a quick cheese, tomato and spinach toastie, along with a light salad of mixed greens, and a glass of lemonade.>"I hope this will do - it's all I had in my cupboards...! I really hope you like it...!"
>>2959700This aint a butts thread
>>2959706IT'S HAPPENING>>2959718IT'S HAPPENING
You people need to chill. Maybe play some vidya for a few hours.
oh great now we're being spammed
>>2959718>>2959706>>2959600
>>2959736>Flip the plate in her face>"That's disgusting! Get that shit out of here!"
>>2959579It's a decent breakfast, maybe, but dinner? I dunno.
>>2959704Did you ever buy that pony
>>2959747>spammed>with 3d rarity porn
>>2959739you can't stop ityou can only hope to contain it
>>2959753Somebody post the cap of that post about fucking fluttershy on the tableYou know what I mean, the funny one.
>>2959728I would gladly cuddle with Bonbon.>hfw
>>2959592I like thinking she doesn't HATE everything - she's just a lot more reserved than Lyra and a lot less patient when it comes to people arsing about.
>>2959736It would bethe greatest toastiethe greatest saladand the greatest glass of lemonadeever to grace my lips.And I would be sure to tell her so.
>>2959735
>>2959765If that's Rarity, she's a nasty motherfucker who doesn't wash.
>>2959781that's not lemonade
>>2959654
>>2959769
>>2959736That actually sounds pretty good.Can we share?pls
>>2959770BAM
>>2959753Hey.That's not nice.
>>2959785no shit she is a SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>2959790I would drink a glass of Fluttershy's urine.Not even joking, watersports is one of my biggest fetishes.
>>2959796Thanks
>>2959793OKAY NOW I'M SURE YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS SHIT UP
visual novel where?
>>2959735That's not me, if that's what you're >implying. I think he lost his phone in our room, though.
>>2959736you wanna know how to make some fucking delicious ground beef?beef broth, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder, salt, peeper, picante sauceput the ground beef in a pan and put that there mixture in, enough to drown the beef. place lid on pan and wait until its cooked away.BAMFUCKIN FLAVOR
>>2959794lebron james
>>2959802Well maybe if she didn't cook me something disgusting for dinner I wouldn't have to be so mean! She's going to keep doing it unless I put a stop to it now!
>>2959822That's Cazum, right?
>>2959808REALLY MAN!?
>>2959796A HAM
>>2959809i understand anon. it's one of mine too
>>2959836SLAM
>>2959832that looks sort of like Silent Hill
>>2959826man quit hijacking the >feelI was enjoying that
>>2959832>gabencallsrarityaslut.png
>>2959848AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
>>2959816nope she is real just gotta look harder
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1175065?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2959821>>2959821>>2959821
>>2959870the what?
>>2959824I think this is more of a "Fluttershy's most likely a vegetarian" issue than it is a "She doesn't know how to cook meat properly" issue.
>>2959831Yeah. He, Microwave, and... some dude from DHN that I forget his name showed up.
>>2959863NOPEI'VE NEVER SEEN HERSHE'S NOT ON THE WIKINOTHING ABOUT HER ANYWHEREYOU HAVEN'T EVEN POSTED A PICTURE OF HERBRONY PLZ TAKE FANON AND GO
>>2959866>try to join within 20 seconds of this post>still 2slow
>>2959879that wasnt in context of fluttershy cookinghats in the context of one anonntelling another anon how not to make shitty flavorless ground beef
>>2959881Plaster?
>>2959878the visual novel
BRONYCON IS OVERHOORAYNOW BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED AUTISM
>>2959905wanna hug that fluttershy
there was lyra and bonbonwhat happened to the lyra and bonbon
>>2959891Seemed a little out of the blue to me.
>>2959905Welcome to yesterday
>>2959879I'd become a vegetarian for Fluttershy...
crash
>>2959911HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?SHE SEEMS TO BE HANKERING FOR A HUG
>>2959911I am the only anon with the proper qualifications to hug that Fluttershy.
>>2959920I wouldn't. Fluttershy can suck it.
>>2959900no shit. What I was trying to convey was that I have no idea what you are saying.
>>2959892No, it wasn't an online handle. An actual name.
>>2959923that is 5spukee9me
>>2959915Here.
>>2959900the next meeting isn't until Wednesday
>>2959915They became the best nonsexual crime fighting partners in equestria
>>2959915But I only like Lyra horse. Can we just focus on Lyra horse?
>>2959948>"Whatcha thinkin' about Lyra?"
>>2959960I read that in her voice.
>that feel when free stuffJust got a Nook Color (rooted, CM7) and a BB Playbook from family for free.Any update on rarityquest?
>>29599232spooky
>>2959925Well I want to snuggle with the yellow pony, and bury my nose in her mane.
>>2959915There was lyrabon here.It's gone now.
>>2959948>>2959954nothis is not enoughthere must be more
Ah. There. The general is now clean.
>>2959824I'm not gonna lie, Anon...that sounds awful.All those flavors at once sounds like they'd drown each other out and turn into a giant mess.Besides, if you want flavor on meat, you just have to salt it, pepper it, and brown it.
>>2959882alright then. also turn off the capslock tia
>>2959956Lyra is a very pretty horse.
>>2959968How?
>>2959971what would her mane smell like?
>>2959968
>>2959968ohohohoho you
>>2959953oh
>>2959979i eat it all the timeits badass for using fr shit like tacos or spaghetti or dip
>>2959826>a woman cooks something for you because she wants to do something kind for you>you don't just reject it - you throw it at herPeople like you disgust me.
>>2959968b-but...which one.........
>>2958899What is the OP talking about? The reason they're still here is summed up nicely in the encyclopedia dramatica article on the "Brony".
>>2959983
>>2959928Nonsense. I have a PhD in hugging.
>>2959971I'M NOT SURE SHE'D BE DOWN WITH THAT BROHAVE YOU HAD ALL YOUR SHOTS?
>>2959985>>2959992>>2959993Her PHYD voice.
>>2960007I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
>>2959990Weed
Day two of trying to summon Cosmonaut Petrov: Go. Last I heard he was looking for Sethisto at browniecon. They'll find his body in the lower east side of Manhattan.
>>2959956I like Lyra too.But we need more Bonbon.
>>2960017>Putting Hoof Your Down
>>2958899The show also wasn't airing in the other six days of the week in between episodes. Why were we there THEN?
>>2960012Ponyfag is an extension of brony. Some properties are overwritten.
>>2959920Why? Fluttershy understands that some species eat meat.
>>2960026seth is ded
>>2959781>the next night, she makes a stirfry>she actually manages to make tofu appetizing.
>>2960026So funny sang you cool guy i get it because seth is weird +1 thumbs retweeted
>>2959955How many apples can Applejack fit in her ass?
>>2959990Nice strawberry-scented shampoo and conditioner.And silky smooth, too. No frizzes~
So...What happened to Leth? Is he some janitor/mod now?
>>2959920I would as well. I like properly prepared tofu anyway. Not giving up cheese, though.
>>2960049SHUT UP
>>2960039>implying we arent just the secret bronies that scare dr psych ology
Since I am free roaming, does that mean I can draw a picture for any story?
>>2960024LEL!!!!!
>>2960049>>she actually manages to make tofu appetizing.>im-fucking-plying tofu isn't delicious when done right
>>2960031Bonbon deserves love too
>>2960055who cares
>>2960055leth died
>>2959990Like a horse.
does fluttershy make her own compost
>>2960051Set pls go.
>>2960055Leth a janitor? Get out of here, you silly man. And like hi and stuff
>>2959920I wouldn't, fuck that.I'm not dropping my carnivore side for a woman.
>>2960049>on your birthday she relents and makes you fish>It's fantastic, light and flaky but still perfectly moist>You rave about it to her, giving her a hug in return>that night you catch her sneaking some from the fridge
>>2959983I like you and your appreciation of pretty horses
>>2960055We believe so but we'll never know, mods/janitors are not allowed to tell other people
>>2960007>She still sucks my cock later that night>You still sleep aloneProblem, beta-fag Anon?
>>2960084Don't be ridiculous, these are intelligent ponies.They bathe.
>>2960088did you see? I actually finished something!
>>2960077Nope.Nothing appetising has ever been made from the soy plant.
>>2959920but FS isnt afraid of other things eating animals
>>2960103I would that Lyra's tummy.
>>2960058She strikes me as the type who would eat foods that don't hurt animals.Maybe not eggs, but I can't see dairy giving her any problems.
>>2960118she fed fish to some otters or somethingshe killed and gutted them herself
>>2960039>overwrittenFor some reason, I just imagined that MLPG is actually a bunch of mass-produced sentient robots.
Out of roughly 321,480 minutes that have passed so far this year, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was only airing for 330 of them.Why the fuck does any of this exist?
>>2960136>My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was only airing for 330 of them.do you even reruns
>>2960070its supposed to be something written by an mlpg writefag, but theres nothing actually stopping you from choosing any story you want
>>2960133
>>2960136cuz cute ponae
What's it like to be loved?
>>2960136100% of statititians can make anything sound any way 100% of the time
>>2960136Starts with A, ends with -ismyou have 3 guesses
>>2960136you're not counting reruns
>>2960160Antidisestablishmentarianism.
>pony will never compose a classical album mixed with the audio from an instruction film about the maintenance of the IBM 1401 computer
>>2960157Bags of sand.
>>2960079>fanfic where Lyra and Bonbon want to have a foal but they won't be able to adopt one>they ask Soarin to help them>hot mff pone ackshun
>>2960157Like bags of salty horse
>>2960160Abolitionism
>>2960160altruism?antisemitism?ableism?
>>2960032...was a great episode.
>>2960160Alcoholism
>>2960177The Sun's Gone DimAnd the sky's turned black
>>2960182Does this exist or are you requesting it?
>>2960163Yeah, this.
>>2960198mah nig, etc
>>2960203it existsit is boners
>>2960203indeed it does exist
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1175107?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
Secret of My Excess was good.
>>2960193putting hoof your down wasnt an episode
>>2960203I've read that fic, I'll see if I can find it on the directory
>>2959522I can't find it anymore, and I'd like to fap to it again.
>>2960214linklinklinklinklink
>>2960108>Implying Fluttershy bathes with Rarity forcing her.
>>2960136>not having a playlist of MLP episodes all on shuffle+loopbrony pls go
>>2960203It exists.http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=533&warning=9
>>2960222>less than two miniutes >FULLTIme for 11-man games, guys.
Which one, guys? You only get one
>>2960213Love that shit. Now I have to listen to it.
>>2960246>Try link>500 internal server errorGod dommot.
>>2960228it was ok. not an episode i would want to watch again if i had the choice, but would watch it if someone else put it on.
>>2960252AB, no doubt
>>2960228But Spike episodes are terrible.
>>2960252>can only choose oneYou are a cruel man.
>>2960252Sweetie Belle. I like her eye shadow for some reason.
>>2960098>you go fishing so that next time there will be enough for the both of you
>>2960252>not loliNone.
>>2960252Seaty Belt.
>>2960252Scootasex, without a doubt.
>>2960252Oh God. That applebloom outfit. 9/10. But... It's applebloom, so no. Steal bloom's clothes, put them on Belle. Close eyes.
>>2960258It's working for me.
going to haunt /b/read
>>2960252Probably that Sweetie, but I could make do with Scootaloo as well.
>>2960252woah what is up with that scootachin
>>2960265SomE is the exception.Think about it:>Twilight not being a complete aspie for the first time ever>Fun interaction with background horses>Rarity feels for days and days>dem cloaksCome on. It was good.
>>2960252Scootaloo, We could go for hot sweaty runs
>>2960252I fucking love those facial expressions
>>2960262>>2960276>>2960278The fact that the characters are each interesting enough that the first 4 anons can cover all 3 says a lot about the quality of the show.
>>2960252Sweetie
>>2960252Applebloom. I'd woo the hell out of that girl once she came of age.
>>2960252Scoots. Would probably take her skydiving or some cool shit.
>>2960289I wanna join.
>>2960305More like the talent of the artist that drew them
>>2960252AB.
>>2960239someone should draw this
>>2960098its not that suprising, marshmallow ponies are omniverous
Well I just pleasured myself with a hot pocket.I dont even care anymore.
>>2960318I'm in love with my headcanon teenage scootaloo, not with that picture.
>>2960305More like our imagination and lust for their adult forms
>>2960300>SomE is the exception.No.
>>2960252I CAN'T DECIDE!
>>2960252SBOnly good answer
So how does the friend off work again?
>>2960336Ah ha hawhat
>>2960336why_does_this_exist.jpg
>>2960252>no plus-sized chicken wingsSweetie Belle
>>2960335That's hot.
>>2960353A bunch of sperglords jerk each other off until art and stories come out of their collective dicks.
>>2960335With a... With a Hot Pocket? Wouldn't that be a little... You know... Hot?Did you eat it afterwards?
>>2960335Was it any better than banana peels?
>>2960361
>>2960366
>>2960257>The drive housing checks should consist of the following points>one, the idler. There should be no sign of wear, or play>two, make sure that the adjusting hub nut of the running drive gear is not loose>is this even music what is going on
>>2960337The few teenage Scootaloo things I've seen have been pretty good, I wish people would do more.
>>2960366can you elaborate?
>>2960337part of me is in love with some headcanon version of every single girl pony on the show.come at me.
>>2960378>>2960383All these Smiths just for me~ <3
>>2960384I dont know how to feel about this
>Tfw listening to a great hip-hop record for the first time>ALL OF THE SUDDEN, THOM YORKE OUT OF NOWHEREI am lucky to have felt this feeling multiple times.
>>2960407sure you do, rumblethat's called love~
>>2960392artits and writers sign up, they get randomly paired together. Artist draws a picture about a fanfic writer wrote, writer writes a fanfic based upon a picture.
>>2960353writefag writes about drawfags picdrawfag draws about writefags ficpeople complain for a monththings get posted
In what way is grown-up Applebloom different from her sister?In what way is grown-up Sweetie Belle different from her sister?In what way is grown-up Scootaloo different from you were expecting something mean here about orphans or something, but fuck you Rainbow Dash?
>>2960252Applebloom. She'd try to get me outside more than I'm entirely comfortable with, but if it meant being part of her family, it'd be totally worth it.
I think we've had enough for one thread
haunt this thread>>2960093inb4 nypa
>>2960252Depends. Which one has the best ass?
>>2960417>you will never experience innocent puppy love with a cute girl like Scoots
>>2960423Sweetie Belle sucks at fashioningScootaloo sucks at flyingApplebloom sucks at appeling
>>2960423I can't answer those questions since I have no clue how the CMC are different from each other.
>>2960414Which record?Also let us educate you on that music. There are more than a few rapfags up in MLPG.Get "Ready to Die", "Illmatic", and "Reasonable Doubt" right fucking now if you haven't already.
>>2960417That is cute as fuck.AlsoSMALLER
>>2960417SMALLER
>>2960417>>2960436That one rumbloo awkward first time fapfic was hot as fuck
>>2960436My puppy love died before I even experienced it.Oh well.
>>2960451What about Aesop Rock?
>>2960458LINK
is mafia time over?
>>2960446Scoot is the bitchAB is the hickSweetie is the retard
>>2960451Not him, but I hated illmatic. What would you recommend for someone who loves Automator but has already listened to everything he's produced?
>>2960252Teenscoots.>she removes her biker helmet with a single spike on top of it>she locks her Vespa's handle, gets down from it>punches you in the arm, and just as you turn around to know who the hell just punched you>she throws herself at you and hugs you tightly>"Hey numbskull, missed me?"
>>2960453>>2960454I PULLED IT FROM A KLOUDMUTT COLLAGETHAT'S LITERALLY AS BIG AS IT GETSVECTOR IT IF YOU WANT BIGGER
>Weaver is in poverty>Could easily have been a successful web comic artist by now>Loved by many. Why is Weaver such a stupid spaz?
>>2960423Sweetie will be a singer, not a bedazzeler. Applebloom might grow up to be more business savey. She sure did like to participate in it even if she didnt know how. Scootaloo will I cant think of anything
>>2960477>HATING ILLMATICWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>2960451Psyence Fiction by UNKLE, Cosmogramma by FlyLo.Both of those are mostly intrumental hip hop, but if you want some great obscure rap, here you go.
>>2960470Still gettting full games. I'm waiting to jump on the next.
>>2960470Game still in progress.
>>2960490>Scootaloo will go fastthere.
>>2960485>Could easily have been a successful web comic artist by nowI think you underestimate the difficulty of becoming a "successful web comic artist"
>>2960482>you return the hug, resting your hands at the small of her back>"Like you wouldn't believe."
>>2960482Oh I cant wait for generic tombboy fic N252356326326326326.
>>2960497Keep getting shit layouts.
>>2960496>pictured albumshit that was awesome.I wish that guy did more.
>>2960451 What about Wu-Tang Clan's Enter The Wu-Tang?
>>2960417You know what we need?We need stories and art of Rumble, Scootaloo, and the twins. Together. All of them. The twins giving Rumble and Scootaloo a hard time, all of it.
>>2960490AB would be some kind of remodelling contractor.
>>2960476Sweetie is the smartest CMC
>>2960514Gza's Liquid Swords is better.
>>2960507Sweetiefag pls go
>>2960493eh, people do itI personally don't like Operation Blueprint
>>2960517the twins pushing rumble to ask out scootaloo
>>2960517>the twins push them together>"now kiss">things go too far>they end up making scoots and rumble do it while they watch
>>2960435>AB has the muscular, toned backside of a farmgirl, but good country cooking has given her some softness too.>Scootaloo has a gorgeously well-formed ass, and her athletics have turned it almost entirely to firm, smooth muscle you could bounce a quarter off of.>Sweetie Belle has an hourglass figure, which makes her derriere appear slightly larger than it really is, and due to not being quite as active as her other friends, it's still soft and squeezable.
>>2960517Yes we do.If only cosmo would quit being a lazy-ass and post Chapter 2 of Rough & Tumble
>>2960469I don't have a link handy and I don't remember much about it, sorry.Maybe someone has it? the premise was like "Scootaloo finally got her own house and invited rumble over and one thing leads to another in a cute, relatively innocent way"
>>2960514BRING THA MOTHERFUCKIN' RUCKUSBRING THA MOTHERFUCKIN' RUCKUS
>>2960469https://docs.google.com/document/d/12EF4TH0sQOZDSP7DLbI9ibCBwQNti_9Vvb5zVnw_iOA/edit?pli=1
>>2960451>>2960477>>2960493We rap now?I really like A Tribe Called Quest, and Nujabes produced rap albums. Nujabes albums are neat since they're half rap, half pretty relaxing music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-2-jD-42Qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qU2MXeAz1E
>>2960561dammit, now I wanna read it too
>>2960545NO. FUCK YOU.Nothing sexual. They're damn kids.
>>2960551
>>2960574It's both cute and sexy, which is nice.
>>2960501Then why is Bukley successful?Why is XKCD successful, It's just a blog with stick figures.
Has anyone produced hypothetical designs for Dash and others if the show was allowed to have more than one body?
>>2960428>meeting Applebloom's family when she brings you to a family get-together>almost immediately, everyone wants to know who that nice young man is that Applebloom managed to wrangle herself.>She whispers in your ear>"Sorry 'bout this...">"Hey, y'all! This is Anon!">you are instantly mobbed by relatives wanting to shake your hand, introduce themselves and get to know you
>>2960482>numbskullMini-Gilda pls go
>>2960598XKCD is successful because of his ideas and his forever arone sad stuff.GG's stuff has great ideas but half of them come from suggestions/requests it seems at times.
>>2960598>Then why is Bukley successful?Buckley is just perplexing. He's never better than your average terrible Pony or DA comics. I just can't see the appeal.
>epicmafia servers
>>2960578It's better if it's just twins x Rumble.
>>2960611>meeting someone else's huge familyNO THANKSBRB DATING THE ORPHAN INSTEAD
>>2960551>older Sweetie Belle>hourglass figure>soft, squeezable rear>probably the nicest, sweetest girl you'll ever meet>just imagine the cuddlesoh godI wantI NEED >feels of her
>>2960617>GG's stuff has great ideas but half of them come from suggestions/requests it seems at times.What's stopping him from adding a suggestion box to his site?
come haunt the bread>>2960093
>>2960598bukley is successful because his fans are literally brain dead
>>2960631THISPLEASE
>>2960622It got lynched.
>>2960631Seconding grown up Sweetie She's probably as innocent and clueless as she was when she was little
>>2960620US GAMERS, RIGHT GUYS???Q
>>2960615You really have no sense for lighthearted, affectionate mockery, do you?
How comfy are you, /co/?`
>>2960645Just before full random
grown up CMC threads are my favorite
>>2960646YOURE MAKING IT WOOOOOORSE
>>2960657Pretty comfy at the moment.
If GG did a homestuck style webcomic I bet he would make bank.He already did Ruby Quest, it's basically the same thing.
>>2960657Not very
>>2960657>Mug of vodka>RobeI'm pretty good
>>2960657It's 7º C here, I'm comfy as fuck
>>2960646She won't even realize what you're doing until it starts to hurt, and by then your 'friends' have already shown up and are holding her down while they wait their turn.
>>2960667Why?
>>2960657I'm never comfy
>>2960551why are you making me desire fictional characters this much?
>>2960657But this is /mlp/
>>2960657reporting in from Helloradoit's still too hot and everything is still on firesend help pls
>>2960630>"Eeeeeeey, so you're the gringo the little chiquita managed to snag!"
>>2960657I'm teetering on the edge of buying a Lyra dakimakura and a new office chair, at which point my comfy will be untouchable
I guess I can stop being a lazy fuck and post a greentext that's probably been read a hundred times.
>>2960689Fuck you.and I *like* sexy greentext.
>>2960646Not innocent and clueless, but only just above that. She'd be the most caring and kindhearted girl you'd ever meet.Also JUST THINK OF THE CUDDLES.
>>2960689WHAT NONOSHE HAS FUN AND ENJOYS ITNO HURTINGNO "FRIENDS"
>>2960714Second.
>Country flags on /sp/Oh god.
>>2960630>"Todos - Quiero presentarte a Anonymous!">her parents are polite, if a little quiet and tense>The younger relatives shake your hand and say hello>her grandparents are more cautious, speaking amongst themselves in Spanish>Her uncle pulls you aside and tells you you look like a good kid - for a gringo - but if you break Scootalina's heart, he's going to break your kneecaps.
>>2960645It's up again
>>2960669>If GG did a homestuck style webcomic I bet he would make bank.>He already did Ruby Quest, it's basically the same thing.Ding ding ding! This should be obvious as hell.
>>2960726I love it
>>2960714>>2960713>consensual loving relationshipsyou guys are the best
>>2960703>Read that in my Grandmother's voice>Boner retracts inside body
>>2960657>SoCal>night>quietComfy as fuck bro.
It's back
>>2960738There is a skeleton inside your body
Hey, folks who like music. klytus sharethread going on, get a sneak peek at the future of /mu/core today!>>>/mu/26138767
>>2960743>SoCalMah nig.
>>2960755LEL EPIC RAID XD
>>2960428>Not having an outside jobYou are kind of lucky in that regard.You have no clue how stupid you look at the beach with a farmer's tanseriously my friends are never going to let me live that down
>>2960748>>2960729Ded again
>>2960750I wish I could meet it.
>>2960748Nope.Keeps coming back and dieing five seconds later.
>>2960713The softness...The giggles...The loving way she would hold you close to her...She would want nothing more than to lay there cuddling with you.Because she loves you.
>>2960551describe scootaloos ass some more please. How about the legs attached to it too?
>>2960598Buckley is a fluke.
>>2960755lurking in that thread while you do that makes me hate the /b/read even more. people arent even avatar fagging/ropeplaying as ponies.
>>2960733Lyra pls love me
>>2960769Well, I've been working/volunteering at a public park lately, so I might know that feeling soon enough.
>>2960781PLEASE NO MOREIT HURST THAT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>>2960738>latino grandmother & extended family>not mexicanHaha!
>>2960743>>2960761>SoCalmah nigsI still think a SoCal meetup wouldn't be that bad
>>2960631>>2960646I like to think she's sweet in a clumsy, but only half-innocent, way.>Sweetie comes running up to you with tears in her eyes>DT called her fat>she promptly grabs your hands and you try to hug her>she wraps them around her derriere and asks for your opinion>you stammer at the forwardness>she runs off again thinking you weren't satisfied>now she thinks you don't like her>oh boy
>>2960781FUCKWHERE IS ROSEI NEED TO CUDDLE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW
>fluttershy fanshttp://metalgriffen69.deviantart.com/gallery/36230155
>>2960781Of course, she'd do it with you sometimes, too. But even then it's practically just very heated cuddling. You're face to face with her the whole time, and she's clinging to you as hard as you're clinging to her. And then you cuddle some more.
>>2960833>Implying Rose would cuddle you
>>2960833Rose wouldnt cuddle with you.
>>2960799She isn't real in this universe anon.You're not real in hers.
>>2960812BUT IT MIGHT! IT JUST MIGHT!MAYBE NOT WITH SEATY, BUT SOMEONE!HOPE BURNS BRIGHT!
>>2960846>>2960849FUCK YOU QUIT DESTROYING MY FANTASIES
>>2960837She probably really likes it when you play with her breasts too. So long as you're gentle, that is.
>>2960852Hope rides alon
>>2960702No fuck you we have even more fires now than you do
>>2960852EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN
>>2960836seems to me he's an everyhorse fan
>>2960802Are you me?I just started doing that stuff, like, last week.
wwould you?wwhich one?
>>2960631>Going through the produce section>Adult Sweetie Belle bumps into you by accident, drops all her fruit.>You spill your spaghetti all over the place.>You both start apologizing at the same time and she blushes>Your hands brush each other reaching for the same uncooked noodle and she gasps, pulling her hand away and turning even redder.>You ask her if she's doing anything later.>She smiles and says she didn't have anything planned.>You ask her out.>She says yes.
>>2960867"Please... Please tell me you have a condom... I can't take it anymore."
>>2960846>>2960849HAHAHAHA.You can kill yourself now lonely anon.
>>2960611>shake hands with her big brother "Big Mac.">your hand hurts for hours afterward and you're not sure what to make of him - he watches you intently and doesn't say a word.>Later you hear a deep voice saying to someone "The boy's all right. Got a nice, firm handshake."
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1175142?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2960871My father's wordsHis only weakness
>>2960867you will never be lovers with sweetie belle long enough for her to figure out, to her surprise, that she actually likes it roughyour body was not ready for this one
>>2960881That is just amazingly gay.
>>2960867>that feel when this is starting to remind me of an ex that got away
>>2960899>game full in 2 secondsMAKE BIGGER GAMES GOD DAMN
>>2960728>her fat cousin's a pretty funny guy, though
>>2960881neitheri'm this close to swearing off non-pony men and women forever
>>2960852Reach out to that distant dream.
>>2960890"I don't.""Put it in my ass."
>>2960872he claims to be dating fluttershy.
>>2960880...Me too!Where are you?
>>2960917looks like its just borked
>>2960881The blonde one on the right has the back, hair and skin tone of my ideal woman.Now throw on some hips, ass, vagina and small breasts and we're good to go.
>>2960898Guess all that time spent masturbating paid off after all.
>>2960917Game's not full you doofus, you have to login first.Also servers are fucking up, that might be the cause.
>>2960898I'd let Big Mac give me a nice, long, firm handshake
>>2960765>LE IRONIC SHITPOSTING XDDDDDDDD
>>2960792>Buckley is a fluke.I think it's just because he did the "Us Gamers huh?" web comic relatively early. Only shortly after PA did it. The market is flooded with them now. Now a similarly mediocre web comic couldn't get off the ground.
>>2960952I am logged in.
I hate you so fucking much guys
>>2960937I went from zero to boner in five wordsthat's got to be a new recordjust remember to be gentle
>>2960960Well then it's the serversTry joining from the lobby
>>2960957>unironic shitposting about ironic shitpostingStop it, both of you.
>>2960961I hate everythingit's a smoldering, depressed sort of hate though
>>2960969Can't. It's broken.
>>2960969Different person. Trying that, it just throws me back to the lobby whenever the page starts loading.And yes, I'm using the right passwordShit's borkedalso>random rolesBLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
Test[1]
>>2960961Oh, don't be so tsun.
>>2960995We all agreed on going full random
>>2960881Anon, I'm only gay for ponies. Not men.
>The CMC is in charge of organizing the hearts and Hooves Day Dance>Sweetie is in charge of music selection, and you get put on the comittee with her>You both have different opinion, but Sweetie can't really put what kind of music she's looking for into words>You ask her to show you instead>She looks at the table for a minute, and then starts to sing for you, a pink blush spreading across her cheeks as her clear voice echos around the room>She cuts herself off mid-song and shakes her head, saying that she can't really do it justice>Maybe you'd like to come over to her house after school and she can play it for you?
>>2960961I hate you too aon
>>2960852How do I ask my GF to dye her hair purple and pink without dropping the spaghetti?
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 72Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: HighFlavor of the day: EventsPost count for 07/02/12: 8878With the pairs for the Friendoff assigned, and Pony or Die in it's beginnings, August is shaping up to be an pretty good month for arts and writes!Some angry people today, per usual.Fairly quiet it seems. Everyone getting over the craziness of bronycon and whatnot.
>>2961005But what if no human woman would ever touch you in any way, and you would never be able to sexually a pony ever, but those two twinks wanted to please you in every way possible?
>>2960791Runner's legs - lithe and muscular thighs and calves with flawlessly smooth brown skin.
>>2960961Thanks
>>2960881Neither.Twinks are discusting.
Would you a Gillou?
>>2961020>Implying you have a girlfriend
>>2961027Not interested. Sorry, twinks
>You will never be shish-kabobed by two ponies
>>2960828But no one wants to go
>>2961040Fuck off you fucking retard
>>2961042hey, 200+ pounds but I'm working on it
LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD WE DID EVERYTHING TOGETHER
>>2961042B-But I talk with her via Skype every day
>>2961059Are you running everyday?
>>2961040Would I what?
>>2961012Can I? Can I really go?
>>2960910I'm not usually one for roughnessbut I suppose if she wanted to, we could try out a few things...
>>2960881Nice for ogling but not masculine enough for me.I would murder babies for that body, though.
I need a pic of Rose.
>>2961064>Hoverhand
>>2961064>Hoverhanding your mspaint waifuHow beta can you get
>>2961086spare your eyes
>>2961022Have you ever been disappointed in how something ended?
>>2961086I have one. Do you want it?
>>2961059Just do what I did and starve yourself, you'll lose weight and keep it off.
>>2960883>Oblivious custimer slips on pasta, knocks over a display of canned goods>Sweetie Belle gets crushed under dozens of large cans of fruit cocktail>You cop a feel before going to the cashier and paying for your shit>Go back to your home alone in an old, forgotten shed at Sweet Apple Actes.>Eat raw spaghetti and feel satisfied that you finally know what tits feel like.
>>2960921he's FLUFFY, asshole!
>>2961075Oh dear oh my.
>>2961040I wish I were here every time that was asked just so I could confirm how hard I would a Gillou.
>>2961075YUCKING YANITOR
>>2961110>>2961073no i mean she looks like a milder version of ross pinkie
>>2961110This
>>2961113He's more "husky" really.But at least he hasn't gone to "DOAYMN!" or "oh, HELL No!"
>>2961108post it.
>>2961126just drag the thumbnail into google image search
looks like its back someone make a game
>>2961075>spitroasting is like my favorite thing ever>I'm too fat and ugly and male to find 2 good looking men to spitroast me
>>2961012I'd like that...
>>2961154I know that feel man
>>2961112Are you high.
>>2961154Well. Bears tend to like other bears. Learn to find overweight, hairy men attractive.
>>29611120/10 did not laugh
>Thread transitions seamlessly from asspain to chill and feels
>>2961154>spitroasting is one of my favorite things>too fucking shy to find a dude and a girl to eiffel tower with him
>>2961133
You know, when I heard about the global ban on fluffy ponies, my faith in the fandom was completely restored.But when they allowed it again shortly after the entire faggot pony general spammed and scripted the results in their favor, I have lost all faith again.
>>2961176>chillwe chill now?
>>2961154>being a faggotTHERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
>>2961022Capped!
>>2961177I'll can pretend to be a girl~Fuck, being spitroasted is my fetish
>>2960883>>2961112Nathan: Are there videos of you online from BronieCon?
Have you played 3rd strike today, mlpg?
>>2961177>eiffel towerI did that once. It was awkward. It's basically a generic blowjob but you have to stare into another dude's face.
>>2961186Only compared to earlier
>>2961186Chill, comfy, >feeling and hopeful.These are the best threads.
>>2961184>You know, when I heard about the global ban on fluffy ponies, my faith in the fandom was completely restored.When was this?
>>2961133>talking about current GF's weight>saying you can "do better" than 200+ pounds>implying thick chicks aren't the best fucks on the planetget your shit straight, sonalso she deserves better
>>2961082>>2961161>After school you head over to Rarity's boutique>Stepping inside, you're greeted by Rarity; she's aged with grace, still as flawless as ever; not that you were noticing>She lets out a light "Wa-ha-ha" at your awkward manner, and steers you over to take a seat on a soft velvet daybed; a glass of tea floats over to you>"Ahem! I must say, it's rather nice to see my sister finally bringing a boy around!" She grins demurrly as you shyly look away>"Oh come now, she's talked about you before." Your heart skips a beat. "She never told me you were quite so handsome though.">You splutter on your tea, and Rarity lets a real laugh loose this time>"Oh you are a fun one. Do consider dropping by before the dance, I could make you a lovely suit. Maybe take your measurements...">"Rarity!">Sweetie's voice cracks, and she takes a moment to collect herself before coming in>"I thought you said you weren't going to tease him! Come on, let's go up to my room.">You follow her up the stairs as Rarity calls after you that she didn't mean it, and Sweetie sticks her tongue out in the direction of the foyer
>>2961178>That fucking gif
>>2961184>Derpibooru in charge of having the balls to do anything
>>2961154MLPG should have a fitocracy group. It could be >fun.
>>2961176chillax brah
>>2961166No, just really tired and can't sleep. Also tired of having to post with my phone becayse blocked isp.
>>2961207Don't forget sexy.I want the sexy
>>2961083>>2960910>>2960964>her eyes light up like lanterns on a summer night>her smile is the grinning crescent moon>she runs off to fetch the lube>long minutes pass>you get up and go to look for her>she's not in her room>you hear a pained yelp from the bathroom and go to check when you also hear running water>she's cleaning and shaving down there at the last possible moment>she yells at you for butting in while she's naked
>>2961209Derpibooru was going to ban them from their site.Then they changed their mind.
>>2961200>staring into the other dude's face>not watching the girl's tits jiggle and her throat bulge as his thrusts pound her mouth over your cock
what's Pony or Die?
>>2961217I would join. I've been meaning to get motivated to exercise for months now.
>>2961200Did you kiss him?
>>2961211>Grown Sweetie Belle voice crackOH GOD I'M DEAD
>>2961210>Thick chicks are the best fucks on the planetDefine "thick"
>>2961012>you almost shout how much you'd love to, but catch yourself at the last second>mumble how you'd be delights to join her>you still seemed a bit over-eager, but if she noticed she isnt showing it>you brought a backpack of big band and swing recordsby the end of the night you're teaching her to swing to sinatraRarity gets home in the middle of a slow song and notices you through a cracked door
>>2961236pony is ded
>>2961211>"Come on, let's go up to my room."oh godoh goda girl is taking us to her roomWHAT DO WE DO
>>2961209>http://news.derpiboo.ru/>If enough people enjoy looking at bullshit, we will allow them to look at it
>>2961245I'm not >>2961200, but I was in that situation once. I made eye contact with him. Somehow we mutually agreed to pull out of the chick and finish in each other's mouths.
>>2961217I could be a part of this.
>>2961211Oh god my >feelboner
>>2961196I think somebody capped me moving across the camera once at the second VA panel. I may be in the background of the documentary.
>>2961269PLAY COOL
>>2961226>butting in
>>2961248voluptuous on up to obesethe more hips, the better
>>2961273I bet she was confused as hell.
>>2961273
>>2961281BUT HOW?
>>2961211>that feel when something like this could conceivably happen Oh god I'm so excited
>>2961269THIS IS ITITS HAPPENINGTIME TO TURN ON THE SWAG
>>2961281>Be beta as fuck, do nothing, wait for the chick to make every move>She gets bored, makes up a reason for us to leave, and never speaks to us again
>>2961285Disgusting.
>>2961279>I think somebody capped me moving across the camera once at the second VA panel. I may be in the background of the documentary.Guys get on this. Scour videos for Nathan. We need to see him in full motion video.
>>2961294OH SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS BARRY WHITEITS RONALDS TREASURE ISLAND SING-ALONG
>>2961304Remember anon. If a girl is alone with you, she wants you to kiss her.
>>2961285>hips>obeseBut that's not how it works. You can only have hips if the stomach is narrow
>>2961314Not always
>>2961258>THIS COULD HAPPENAll I have to do is find a girl that's into smooth jazz and big band.And then my life will be complete.
>>2961311STAY COOL AND IGNORE HER HOT SISTER
>>2961311WHY DO WE EVEN STILL HAVE THAT ALBUM
>>2960898>>2960898>Her Granny is the oldest person there>she prods your ribs and tells you you need to eat more - "Ain't no horse ran th' Kentucky Derby on a bellyful 'a hay!">she pulls you closer>"An' fellers is better in th' sack if'n they got a little meat on 'em!"
>>2961285170 is as high as i'm goingNever going to fuck anything 40 lbs heavier than me
>>2961285We talkin about hips?
>>2961314>Remember anon. If a girl is alone with you, she wants you to kiss her.Uh, I've had chicks at my place tons of times. We usually just watch movies, or I show them my video games and explain them. They seem to find that interesting.
>>2961319>he's never seen a pear-shaped fat chick
>>2961335dude we should find a way to get that tape on the computer and use it as micspamyou know you want toany idea where we put it?
>>2961307He walked in front of the camera before the de Lancie panel if you're looking for him. Why do we care?
>>2961340Eww no.
>>2961337>read it all in her voice
>>2961285ross pls
>>2961338>6' tall chick>170enjoy your bones
>>2961345>Friend zoned forever
>>2961338I also have a mental block that prevents me from being attracted to girls wider at any point than I am.It was hell when I was a beanpole. At 6'2" and 208, it's not as restricting anymore. But now I have another problem.
>>2961333WE'RE IN THE ROOM WE'RE SAFE...FOR NOW
>>2961349I haven't.Any chick that I would define as "fat" has a hanging gut.
>>2961350FOCUS, MANFOCUS ON SWEETIE BELLE
>>2961314Not everything has to be extremes. 'Play it cool' just means be patient, go slow. Start with just sitting next to her. Move closer, see how she reacts; during a light moment, try light tickling, or if she mentions something sad give her a hug. If things progress to cuddling, and stay that way for five minutes or so (without any obvious discomfort on her part), try a kiss.
unf
>>2961273I'll also add that it was my first gay experience and I've been bi ever since. Bi leaning gay.
>>2961351>He walked in front of the camera before the de Lancie panel if you're looking for him.Thanks. Will search now.>Why do we care?He's very comical looking.
>>2961217There's a /mlp/ fitocracy groupIt's inactive enough that if you guys actually joined you would probably dominate ithttp://www.fitocracy.com/group/7801/
>>2961211>Sweetie flops onto her bed with an exaggerated huff, her pink curls splaying out as she kicks her legs a little>She looks over her shoulder at you as you stand in the doorway and giggles>"Aren't you going to come in?">Her room is a pale white color, and the smell of fresh linens and rosehips is faint in the air>walking over, you sit on her bed as she lays on her belly, rocking her body to and fro as she quietly hums to herself>"Oh! The music!" Sheepishly, Sweetie rolls off the bed and bends over to tend to an old cassette player and box of tapes, still bouncing her hips back and forth without realizing it>You cough and look at the ceiling, tipping back to lay on her soft bed>The music starts Sweetie rejoins you on the bed, laying on her back and still humming along quietly before her voice drops off>As you look over to her you notice her eyes are closed, and she's silently mouthing along now, her pink lips soft and full, her breathing light>She opens her eyes and smiles shyly at you, her forearm gently pressed to yours
>>2961368YES, YES THINK ABOUT SWEETIE.
>>2961375to>>2961340don't hurt me ;_;
>>2961363>>Friend zoned foreverYeah, I don't mind. As long as they listen to my nerd rants I'm cool.
>this threadSince when was MLPG the Blue Lantern Corps?I like it.
>Homestuck fans
>>2961371HAVBE YOU EVEN HEARD THAT TAPEAND NOW ITS OURSYES WE'RE THE ONESWITH LOTS OF CUBICAL ZIRCONIUM
>>2961369>fat means having a guthourglass figure, mangdistribute the weight primarily between tits and hipsit's heavenly
>>2961368PILLS HEREADKLGAJDGKADJGADLKGJADGLJADGRABBING PILLS, GRABBING PILLSPILLSHEREBETTER GRAB EVERYTHING I CANGRAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRAGRABBING PILLS
>>2961108please post
>>2961391>don't hurt me ;_;Only if you draw pone.
>>2961389Oh god why can't you or Rarity exist?Can we...can we hold her hand?
>>2961401Homestuck cosplay you say?it's a girl on the left, and a boy on the right.
>>2961393It's important to have hope, painful as it it when it dies.
>>2961408SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>2961403>Hourglass figure means fatAnon what are you even talking about at this point.
>>2961403Exactly. Once they have an hourglass figure they're no longer fat. They may be thick, they may be chubby, but "fat" is synonymous with "disgustingly obese" in my mind.On that note, I love thick girls, but it's an incredibly fine line.
>>2961415Don't worry, there's a chance you might find someone like that someday!
>>2961345Confirmed for not being able to take a hint.
>>2961401Is it just me, or is that guy too old to be cosplaying?
>>2961414which ship is better,Rarijack or LyraBonBon?
>>2961426>That gif
>>2961340I wish I didn't finish fapping 6 minutes ago
>>2961426This is the best thing
>>2961441Never too old for that, silly.
>>2961442Lyrabon
>>2961442Rarijack.
>>2961442>Rarijack>other than shit
>>2961389I wouldn't be able to do anything but smile back
>>2961426>dat .gifoh fuck my sides
>>2961418If you don't have dreams, you can't be hurt when they don't happem
>>2961258>Ella Fitzgerald plays softly on the turntable in the corner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEaDj6TXiQQ&feature=related>Sweetie has her arms around your shoulders, and her cheek rests on your chest as you sway back and forth, her eyes closed>You can see the barest hint of a smile on her lips.>"I really like slowdancing, Anon..."
>>2961444I believe in you anon, you can do this.
>>2961426I need to make one of those.
>>2961452>>2961454
>>2961351Actually I was in the autograph line before the DeLancie panel. And during it.
>>2961442Rarijack
>>2961428you fucking people and your definitionsfat/overweight/obese all depends on your weight to height ratiotake two girls of the same height and weight, one has a gut and the other is an hourglassthey are both fat, they are both overweight, and they could both potentially be obesejust because a thicker girl's body is appealing doesn't mean she isn't fatstop lying to yourselves, you like fat chicks
>>2961442They're both shit
>>2961372>implying you know anything about sex that isn't rape
>>2961442LYRA BON
>>2961416I don't believe you.
>>2961464With that kind of talk, we'll NEVER get home and bring back the good old days of /co/! You've gotta have hope, anon! Even when DSA got rejected by the girl he pined after for three weeks, he still had hope! You should too!
>>2961442RARI JACK
>>2961442Of those two, Rarijack.But everyone knows Twijack is way better
>>2961497SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT>>2961442BONLYRA
>>2961465>"I like it...I like it a lot...">"Especially when it's with you."
>>2961486>implying you know anything about sexftfy, dude's a virgin
>>2961442LYRANON
>>2961496>DSAwho the fuck is DSA
>>2961439>Nathan giving dating advice
>>2961508YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT.>>2961442JACK RARI
>>2961465>rarity watches through the door>but only for a moment, its not polite to stare>She's having trouble not running in and hugging the shit out of both you>you're both just so precious
>>2961442>>2961452>>2961454>>2961472>>2961479>>2961482>>2961491>>2961497>>2961501>>2961508>>2961515>>2961522
>>2961501Sunken ship ahoy!
>>2961522CUM AT ME YOU FAGET
>come for the horsefucking>get romantic teenage CMC nostalgia insteadI wasn't prepared to have my heart broken like this
>>2961363>>2961439I've played co op Metal Slug 3 and Super Contra with girls. That's way better than sex.
I ship Mr. Cake with Mrs. Cake
MLPG, what was your first gay experience?
wll here's a sketch it's rarity and sweetie window shopping during winterI was liking how it was turning out but there is just no way I am going to finish it sorry about thatdoes anybody have any other drawing request ?
>>2961512Wish I was. Whoever coined the phrase about it being better to have loved and lost and all that shit deserves a white-hot knife in the ass.
Old cosplayers?
Isn't MLPG a little girl's general?
>>2961541A few years ago I got drunk and made out with another dude on new years.
>>2961541Reading your post
>>2961415c-can we? is that allowed? you sure it isn't too soon?what if she thinks we're rushing?
>>2961534It's not that sunken...;_;
>>2961541I got drunk and fucked a dude in college.
>>2961541When I was 7 or 8 my neighbor sucked my cockWhat does this have to do with ponies though?
>>2961552Why wasn't she um, granny smith? That's perfect.
>>2961546>I was liking how it was turning out but there is just no way I am going to finish it sorry about thatBut I like it.
>>2961552Why not embrace your age and go as Granny Smith? AlsoNOPE
haw, haw, haw, haw, hawhaw, haw, haw
>>2961517guy on the far right above fedorafag looks almost normal
>>2961496And how did that hope work out for him?If you get your hopes up, it only hurts more.If you keep them down, you get numb to the pain.
mafia ded?
>>2961537Shh, sh, it's okay anon.You'll never experience this.
>>2961546>rape
>>2961546WHYIT LOOKS BEAUTIFULWHY CAN'T YOU FINISH IT?Will you finish it sometime in the future? Please?
>>2961481So what you're saying is Jessica Rabbit is fat.
>>2961541when I was a little kid I told my neighbor friend how sex works. Then we ran giggling into his bedroom and rubbed our dick heads together.
>>2961457>>2961482>implying>>2961452>>2961472>>2961491>>2961508>>2961515For Lyrabon>>2961522>>2961497>>2961479For RarijackLooks like I'm drawing Lyra and Bon Bon.Just standard snuggles? Or do you have something else in mind, anon.
>>2961541While I was drunk and horny, my friend convinced me to go down on him.I liked it. A lot. But I've been too scared to do it to anyone since.
>>2961565It is.>>2961578>download e4>is broken
>>2961541Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic...that was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.
>>2961586Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon.If she were a real person with those proportions, she'd be a freak
>>2961509>>2961531>Rarity gets an idea, and covers her smile with a couple of fingers while you two dance>she then covers the speaker on her camera-phone, so you don't hear her take a picture>she quietly backs down the stairs, leaving you two alone.
>>2961592>Lyrabon wonAww...
>>2961592Is a tie actually but Im ok with either.
>Playing Bayonetta all weekendSo, how much spaghetti did I miss this weekend?
>>2961537You can go back into the archive and read about being held down and cum on by stallions if that would make you feel better.
>>2961578Tumblr is ruining the fanbase like I care
>>2961586Women in real life don't have Jessic Rabbits figure, asshat.
>>2961481That is the single most idiotic thing I've ever read on 4chan.And that's saying a lot.
>>2961516department store anon
>>2961564What if we're moving too slow and she's getting bored? What if we she's waiting for us to make the first move?
>>2961564We have nothing to lose.We can bullshit something.JUST DO IT
>>2961586you fucking duncethat's voluptuousi'm talking ghetto-booty thick
>>2961600queer
>>2961613You can probably guess
>>2961389>The music continues to play, background noise to the thumping of your own heart>"I'm really glad you came.">You look over into her minty green eyes and tell her that you would have liked nothing better; and mean it>Your hands meet, fingers intertwining and palms pressing close together as she gives your hand a small squeeze>She almost gasps when you squeeze back, instead opting to lay her head on your shoulder>Her hair cascades across your cheek, the scent of vanilla and mint almost narcotically uplifting>You both lay there for what feels like an eternity, Sweetie occasionally piping up with musical arraingements and playlists that she finds appealing as you nod and make small comments>Mostly it's quiet between the two of you as you simply bask in each other's company, the air somehow both tense and relaxed>As the tape ends, you open your eyes to see Sweetie laying on her side, looking at you with a little bit of worry>"D-do um, do you thii-" Her voice cracks again, and she pulls her hand from your grasp and claps it across her mouth, blushing furiously>Before she can try again, you know what to say>"Sweetie, will you go to the dance with me?"
>>2961601True, they can't exist in the real world. She'd fall over and be in pain like one of Rosses humans.
>>2961600Smile pls go.
>>2961439Serious question Nathan:Have you touched a girl that wasn't a family member?
>>2961580But he DIDN'T hurt! Even after he got rejected, he kept on going, hopeful that he might just find someone that says 'yes' someday.
>>2961541One of my friends showed me his dick when I was about six. He showed it to me again a few weeks later and had colored it green with a marker.
>>2961592Riding in the saddle
>>2961623AAAAAAAAAH, WHY ARE GIRLS SO COMPLICATED?!
>>2961637F-Fine..
>>2961638what about Applebloom?
>>2961622AS LONG AS THIS MAN LIVESTHE SPIRIT OF THIS GENERAL WILL NEVER BREAK!URA!
>>2961641I CAN SMASH TO THIS
>>2961653no.Smile pls stey
>ctrl-f 'mafia'>last result was an hour agoNo more mafia for today I take it?
>>2961426>that gif
>>2961641>HulkdickPFFFF
>>2961653I'm sorry for tomorrow.
>>2961600QUEER! QUEER!
>>2961583But he might!
>>2961633y-yoo tooYES, YES YES
>>2961633Oh god my heartI can't take it anymore man...Please say yes
>>2961653WAIT Hay algun link que sirva para el episodio 4 de gravity falls?
>>2961669Its breaking constantly.
>>2961633oh godoh godI'm dying here
>>2961663Holy fuck, this place still has a spirit? I'd have figured you'd all be shambling husks by now, pondering your own existence.You know, like in Mass Effect General.
>>2961621He's right, you know. He's looking at the description of weight on a medical level, whereas you're looking at it on an aesthetics level. They would both be considered "fat."
>>2961638Yes. I've even dated.
>>2961690Aún no lo he descargado, no puedo abrir Pastebin en mi notebook y no se por qué, intentaré bajarlo mañana en el trabajo, si hay algún link roto espero que lo solucionen pronto!
>>2961665>>2961671It might have been orange or purple, I can't remember too well.
>>2961710MLPG would be surprised how many of the loser name/tripfags have managed to snag a girl
>>2961688What if she doesn't say yesWhat if she just beams and hugs you as hard as she possibly can as she buries her face in your chest
>>2961710Yeah, you also graduated the top of your class in sniper school
>>2961621It's definitely a competitor for the top spot.
>>2961712Esque use el link del pastebin pero no tiene audio.
>>2961718That's an odd way of saying no.
>>2961710How did that turn out for you? Did you do your hair in the horrible part like in the brony picture?
>>2961729>graduating from sniper school>not killing your instructor and eating his heart to gain his powers
>>2961643>Lyra riding Bon Bon like a horse.yes
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Derpy%20gets%20pranked.swf
>>2961703We can't do that, we have a responsibility. Not just to iurselves, but to /co/ After we were forced out, /co/ died inside. It was like a shotgun blast to the chest. It's terrible. THere is no storytime, no love. Only mysogeny, korra threads, and shitposting.We must never give up hope that one day, we will return home and right the wrongs that moot has wrought upon us all. For Hope burns bright.
I was checking derpibooru and... this is still going around? I figured it would've been gone now that there was no blog to hold it and ponibooru got deleted.
>>2961745That's the graduation exam, silly.
>>2961745Omophageafag pls go
>>2961747God, that was easy
>>2961732Me ha pasado lo mismo cuando se filtró el episodio 2 la semana pasada, lo he descargado y no tenía audio...mañana haré el esfuerzo de visitar el General en /co/ y preguntar sobre el tema
>>2961745>not killing the drill-man>not wearing the big hat
>>2961786No e podido encontrar general hoy aver mañana si veo uno.
>>2961779>mfw that picture expanded right as the Indiana Jones theme started to play on my iTunes.
>>2961717It's not like we all act the same way irl as we do on the internet.
>>2961761[OOC] The amount of pedophile apologists in this fandom truly does disgust me.What was that artist who constantly blogged defensive bullshit about his sick fantasies? Was it crooked?
>>2961413please
>>2961718Well that's not a yes.
>>2961806Yeah, but you still look like... Nathan.
>>2961789>drill man
>>2961636Sentenal, I'd really like to see you try your hand at drawing before you go and insult someone you have a bias against.
>>2961820I don't see the problem.
>>2961820Maybe she was blind or something
>>2961779Darn. I thought i was being sort of original here.
>>2961756That vid is terrible. Never post that again.
>>2961806Was she turned on by your pig nose?
>looking through old archive threads>not much has changed>everyone called everyone brony>dinofag was still an enormous faggot.Like a time machine
>>2961811How can anon be Out Of Character?
>>2961824>defending Ross
HE'S NERVOUSKNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
>>2961846He could be a namefag.
>>2961801>itunes>2012>No foobar or any other player out there
>>2961846i want to fuck horses
>>2961824ross pls go
>>2961811You're describing a ton of artists there, anon.CT, Swaetshrit, Skoon, etc etcalso, wasn't that "Scoot/Dash lesbians" blog started by some bored anon wanting to troll people and also get better at art by tracing pictures?
>>2961848>defending sentenal
>>2961800/co/res/38338939
>>2961859Like I give a fuck about what my music plays on.
>>2961718I would return the gesture with just as much enthusiasmand kiss her on the cheek, and tell her that I'll take that, as a "yes."
OK /co/, it is S3 episode scenario time! You have some say in a future episode of MLP:FiM, but unfortunately they're making you choose from a list:A) Twilight's magic fucks things up and the Mane 6 are gender swapped.-or-B) Twilight's magic fucks everything up and the Mane 6 are mind-swapped; Bonus: Which pony's mind is in who's body?-or-C) Twilight's magic fucks everything up and age-reversal occurs: Mane 6 are fillies again, but with the CMC as mares that try to take care of them and the lesson is about not growing up too fast or some shit like that.What do you do?
>>2961811Somebody defended their imaginary fantasies?How monstrous.
>>2961874Thank you.
>>2961806I think I still have one of the photos I took with my first girlf-wait im thinking of my secondfirst one was silent nopersonality "i=li-wear-black-because-i-like-it" chickhot but there want much there in the head. second one was meh-looking but had a bit more between the ears, but what was there was fairly fucked up. wiccan, KH fangirl, called herself and her friends made-up nippo namesi hang out with the wrong fucking women, man.
>>2961872Hello autistic hate anon.
Fuck yeah I'm officially back.
>>2961633>She squeaks into her hand, eyes wide and focused on you as you await her answer>A beat passes, and she drops her hand to unveil a tiny smile>"I'd really like that.">Suddenly she scoots across the bed, her whole body close against you as she leans in to you and time slows>You've never been this close to her; her eyes are green like grass and pine trees, with eyelashes that go on for miles>Her hair is all in her face, soft curls that bounce and sway with her every moment, running across her cute little nose and brushing against your cheek like feathers>Her soft, pink lips that...>She kisses you, a jolt running through your body as she places her hand on your shoulder>You bring your up to her face, finger strembling as you brush her hair to the side, her pulse fluttering like a butterfly's wings>The kiss feels like it goes on forever, ending only as Sweetie dreamily pulls away with a happy sigh, and flops onto her back again>Your next breath is sweeter than any air you've ever tasted, a marshmallowly sweet gloss still on your lips as you look over at Sweetie>She's humming again, looking down and kicking her feet back and forth when she suddenly looks back up at you and gives you a lopsided grin>Standing up, she reaches her hand out to you with a wink>"Come on, we still have music to pick out! And besides, I need to make sure I picked a good dancer."
>>2961602>The next week you come by to ask Sweetie Belle about an assignment>You end up meeting her parents>Rarity pretends she has no idea they were coming
>>2961881A
>>2961866Yeah it was all a troll to mess with a friend of his who was insisting their was nothing wrong with an Apple Bloom/ Applejack ship. As I recall it either went fantastically or exploded in his face. I can't exactly remember which.
>>2961811>>2961866Pretty much every popular artist in this fandom.
>>2961881B with Twilight and Pinkie or AJ and Rurity.
>>2961881C if it ends up like that TNG episodeotherwise B
>>2961824>tfw you got a plate full of the chef's shit instead of your hamburger>tfw you can't complain since you aren't a chef
>>2961893Hi P+.
>>2961881Not b) because it's a kid's show and they're going to do the cliche of having the characters also switch voices. I fucking HATE that. It'd be more interesting if they kept the voices that are attached to the body, but had their internal voice be the voice connected to the mind that was swapped.
>>2961893>May 29 to June 26>1 daythe fuck
>>2961872>Having a vendetta.
>>2961899Dance with her now.
>>2961881C but the CMC's revel in their newfound privileges while the mane 6 get into all kinds of trouble
>>2961913Who?
>>2961922That means he took the screenshot yesterday.
>>2961922He capped it when there was only one day left on the ban.
>>2961820Looks aren't everything and I'm not realky photogenic. Cameras don't like me and those shots taken by my wecam were all angled a bit so that my face was actually in the frame. the nose is not as much pf an issue as you may think.
>>2961899I hope she took a few pointers from scootaloohmm...teen-scootaloo dancing >feel...gonna have to remember that one...
>>2961905so... you were pretending to be retarded?
>>2961893I waltzed into /a/, and avatared as Pinkie. I made a thread asking for anime similar to FiM. The threat got deleted and I was banned for a month.
>>2961881BAJ in DahsDash in RarityRarity in FSFS in Pinkie Pinkie in Twilight Twilight in AJ
>>2961929BUT I CANT DANCE
>>2961937Some guy who was banned for furry porn. Used to write for the general but quit because he was too much in pain and drama.
>>2961942you're also an obnoxious asshole, not even counting your looks
>>2961881Why can't I find the art of C?
>>2961881My intense desire for baby mane six makes me insist on choice C.
>>2961957SHE IS GOING TO TEACH YOU
>>2961933>Mane 6 temporarily becoming the Cutie Mark CrusadersThey will destroy Ponyville, Twilight will go Dark Phoenix again and shit will get real.
>>2961899Well, that's it.I'm done.I've had too many heart attacks. I'm spent.These are my dying words, MLPG.Rarity is a slut
>>2961875Enjoy your bloat, lack of features, restrictive business practices, lack of modification, and general Apple dickishness.
>>2961957NEITHER CAN SHEjust wing it, manshe kissed us! she LIKES us!I have no idea why, but she actually likes us!
>>2961957http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIBMpHl-1WU
>>2961881Why not all three?Twilight accidentally switches bodies with Dash, shit happens with that, they run into Applejack and Rarity who Dash-as-Twilight accidentally turns in to colts, and then they run in to Pinkie and Fluttershy, who Dash accidentally turns in to fillies, who they then dump on the CMC.
>>2961957SLOWER SONG, BUT NOT BORINGARM AROUND HER WAISTOTHER ARM HOLDS HER HANDLET HER LEAD
>>2961942>MY MOM SAYS IM HANDSOME
>>2961968I would totally take that sign home with me.
>>2961957IIII CAN'T TALK
>>2961991HE CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>2961991I CAN SING
>>2961942Remember: It's what's on the inside that counts.And you're an obnoxious jerk.
>>2961954>AJ in Dashmeh>Dash in RarityOkay this could be intresting>Rarity in FSKinda meh>FS in PinkieA bit funny but meh>Pinkie in TwilightYes>Twilight in AJBoringB-
>>2961949You might survive with some covert ponies on /co/, but you should have know any ponies outside the quarantine were gonna get your ass blasted back to the nineties.
>>2961991THE ONLY THING ABOUT ME IS THE WAY I WALK
Would you watch the pone movie if it was directed, written, produced and starred in by Tommy Wiseau
>>2961968Why are they blushing?
>>2961991>>2961996>>2961997HE CAN TALK HE CAN TALKHE CAN TALK
>>2961881B.B for sure.>Twilight getting swapped with DashOh god, that would be fucking hilarious.
I want to fuck Bree.There, I said it.
>>2961948>Run offensive pedophilia blog as satire>You were pretending to be retardedHuh? i don't see how this works.
>>2961949Nice. The /3/ ban was for posting a single pony reaction image in some stickied thread moot made about the new captchas he was using /3/ as a guinea pig for.
>>2961980>22 minute episodesThere is no way to pull off such an ambitious plot.
>>2962009Are you a woman's man, no time to talk?
How it was the Tumblr of the Rarititties?
>>2962018The guy running the tumblr was pretending actually trying to fuck with Scherzo for some reason.
MLPG, do you know how much fun you were just having?
>>2962011They have John-Joscitus. They will be dead within a week.
>Twilight and Dash mind switchJesus christ why? It wouldn't be entertaining at all
>>2962013Dash and Rarity swapping would be beyond hilarious. Don't deny.
Hey fagets what's up?
>>2962038None at all.
>>2962038>"Son, you were going double the fun limit"
>>2962038Not enough?
>>2962038F-fun?No, sir. Not in here.Never, sir. Sorry
>>2962038No officer, my funmeter is broken. How much fun WAS I having? I'm dying to know.
>>2962022>Nice. The /3/ ban was for posting a single pony reaction image in some stickied thread moot made about the new captchas he was using /3/ as a guinea pig for.Strange. I was using pony reaction images in a /g/ thread moot was posting in and nothing happened.
>>2962033Was it really Scherzo? Scherzo don't ship Apple Bloom and Applejack. Does he?
Gravity Falls generals are better but so much slower. How you doin', MLPG? Shitty as usual?
>>2962038what is fun
>>2962038No officer I ran over a skunk
>>2962025I've got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
>>2962012>no, you'll never make a monkey out of me
>>2962072gravity falls eps where?
>>2962018no, the guy pretending to have a problem with pony shipping was pretending to be retardedassuming he wasn't really retarded, which is possible
>>2962072>Better
>>2962072>GFG>BetterAHAHAHAAHAH NO
>>2962011They are so adorable they literally can't stand it themselves.
>>2962038Is that greentext I see?Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of your vehicle. I believe you may be operating under the influence of >feels
>>2962038FUCK THA POLICE
>>2962072Is the show worth watching?
>>2962038I have no idea officer.
>>2962072>redhead>fuzzy plaid flannelthis is my fetish
>>2962072>bettermaybe if you're a pedophile
>>2962102The show?ABSOLUTELYThe Generals?NEVER AGAIN
>>2961963Ah. If I remember correctly all I posted was some R34 picture of Lyra late at night with spoilers on. Didn't see that ban coming. I had never had a mod do anything more than delete porn.
>>2961964Way we behave on the internet =\= Way we behave irlWe're all obnoxious assholes here. I just have a name.
Good evening, class!And good morning to my eastern students, too.
>>2962045>John-Joscitus>starts with a blush>face morphs into the telling "Same Face">females start groping each other and get the same body type>men start smirking like a Dreamworks movie>die from lack of blood circulation, their entire head blushing
>>2962092http://pastebin.com/r1imidfP
>>2962038http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcw4yoIseo
>>2962046>Twilight losing her magic>Dash losing her flightThey're the two who are most reliant on their races' abilities, anon.And also the most powerful members of the main six in terms of raw ability (excluding Pinkie).
>>2962038Next thing you're going to tell me is you're going to arrest these doubles I have.
>>2962038D-double the limit, officer. I'm sorry officer. I'll go commit soduku now officer.
>>2962064Were you the person posting Twilight and asking him what his favorite pony was?
The best part about the mind swap episode is that Twilight would make them all play along with it so it didn't become obvious she fucked up. And coincidentally very specific events would happen (Dash in Rarity's body has to meet with fashion designers; Pinkie in Twilight's body has to go to Canterlot for some royal summons; Fluttershy in AJ's body has to do some daring acts of bravery to save the townsfolk).It would be amazing.
>>2962133YOU STOLE MY DOUBLES YOU BITCH
>>2961899>You stammer excuses as she pulls you to your feet, saying that you just listen to the music, you're not much for moving>"Oh please! Dancing is easy!">Sweetie pops in a new tape, this one a mix of all kinds of genres>She puts on a samba and laughs at what must have been a pained expression on your part before switching to a more "pop" styling>She starts dancing a little slowly, self-consiously watching your face as she sways back and forth>The song picks up and the ever present humming starts again, her arms moving, fingers snapping>Her eyes close and she tips her head back as she moves, spinning and rocking perfectly in time with the beat>You try to emulate her, the two of you twirling and dancing, passing close and then spinning away once more>You eyes close and the two of you become lost in the music, the soft rustle of clothes and sound of breathing the only way you find each other>You feel your whole arm tingle when she suddenly grabs your hand, lifting it up and making you give her a little spin as she laughs>Her voice is the sound of silver bells dinging from a distant room, her laughter the tinkle of chimes in the wind>She spins in close as the song ends, your arm wrapped around her, her body so close against yours, so warm and soft and sweet>The two of you stand there during the interlude, and a slower song comes on this time as Sweetie turns to face you>"I knew I made the right choice."
>>2962133>Double the limit>Gets dubsYou are gonna be hanged for this son.
>>2961948You shame me by suggesting I have even enough artistic ability to draw the stuff from that blog. I forget who did it but they were on here a while back.
>>2962118>I'm only pretending to be an obnoxious cuntsure you are
>>2962072>That feel when Jerrid Anon now posts in the GF generals.;_;
Season 3 finale should be On a Cross and Arrow
>>2962126>>2962135thank ya Anons
>>2962131It's still the shitiest combo along with Dahs and AJ swapping.It wouldn't be entertaining at all.
>>2962131>Pinkie and Fluttershy switch bodies>Pinkie freaks out because she has to get from place to place like a normal pony>Everytime Fluttershy tries to move she winds up in a different frame
>>2962153Just wondering, do any of these green text mini quest end badly? All the ones I've seen have happy endings.
>>2962151Deal w/it nerd
>>2962165brony pls go
>>2962177Of course not.The whole point is to instill good feels.
>>2962153That's so sweet.I think I have diabetes
>>2962172>It's still the shitiest comboNo that´s Fluttershy/Rarity.
>>2962156>Implying there was any artistic ability in that blog.
>>2962177We're the fuckin Blue Lanterns right nowthe way things are going its gonna end with two kids, a dog and a yard.
Why MLPG is crashing my browser every 4 minutes?
>>2962177>fostering negative feelingsYou are no /co/mrade. Turn in your ring.
>>2961761AHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHHA
>>2962064Another weird thing that happened was that a few days after the ban there was a pony modeling thread someone made and even posted one of my models in. I kept checking back thinking everything would be deleted or at least the OP would have been banned, but nothing happened. I think some mods just like to swing the hammer around whenever they're on the rag.
>>2962198No it's notIt's bad but better than those two.Also why do we need to make pairs?Why can't the switch be one way?
>>2962209because you touch yourself at night.
>>2962191>>2962200Good, just wondering.>>2962215False, I hate needless tragedy.
>>2962165OREVENSERIESOFEPISODES
>>2962200>late 30's sweetie belle in a white cotton gown playing with the kids in your well-maintained front lawn>while you play fetch with the dogOh god
>>2962177There was a solid bad end last night when Anon's waifu died
>>2962232Yes it is.
>>2962222Yo be careful with them quads man.
>>2962153If anyone made the right choice here...It was definitely me.
>>2962158Didn't say I was pretending. Just saif we behave differently. Irl I strive to be as courteous as possible.
>>2962215>Implying he comes from /co/
>>2962222Mandark, you need to chill.
>>2962258nathans right for onceeveryone turns into an asshole on the internetyou forget that or something
>>2961844Quest why post the unfinished wall?
>>2962244>She's a stay at home mom>You're making six figures at a job you enjoy
>>2962209http://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/channel/Try Aurora
>>2962153And at this point it segues quite neatly into something someone wrote earlier in this thread.>>2961465
>>2962137>Were you the person posting Twilight and asking him what his favorite pony was?Nope. That guy was just trolling. I posted a few Berserk and Pony images. At least I think I posted a few pony images.
>fat chick I knew from high school posts link to DA account because she's written some sort of fanfiction>"A raver named -girl's name- tags with an EDM Producer known as "Deadmau5" they try to build a friendship after all they have been though and make the best of life. Amy as a spunky 17-year-old happy-go-lucky-dancer and Joel Zimmerman as a professional griefer.">there's a sex chapterI'm never going to feel ashamed of writing fanfiction again.
>>2962313>le fanfiction face
>>2962290>Most of all you feel like you contribute something to society, and are making good use of your life
>>2962172Man, not even.Twilight-as-Dash would have no idea how to control her wings and end up flying into and destroying everything.Dash-as-Twilight would probably end up about the same.Plus, the two trying to explain to the other how to use their respective abilities...It would be simultaneously adorable and hilarious.>>2962142That entire list is shit though anon, with the exclusion of Fluttershy-as-AJ.
>>2962328>these feelsHopefully, we will all come to know them someday.
>>2962330Nope.
>>2962290>implying she'd be a stay at home mom and not a famous celebrity singerMan, if anything, you'd be the stay at home one anon.
>>2962351Yes.
>>2962328>>2962290This is starting to feel self-consciously parodic.Also>Sweetie>Stay at home momNo way. I wouldn't ask her to give up what she wanted for my sake.
>>2962367Nuh-uh.
>>2962330You have horrible opinions man
>>2962303Anonnever before has a >feel made me legit tear upyou truly are a master of your craftI wish I could be half the >feelsmith you aretl;dr thank you
So I still honestly have no idea whether Cartoon Lion is trying to make me daaw or horny. All I know is I hate her.
looking for friend
>want to contribute>shit at drawing>never written>no ideas that aren't pants-on-head retardedWat do?
>>2962373Yes.>>2962376>You have horrible opinions man
>>2962379What this guy sad about feels
>>2962369>Implying she didnt choose to do that to be a beter mother to your children
>>2962379we all had a piece in this, anon.just start out with one or two line additions to shityoull get better
>>2962348
>>2962389What ideas those "bad" idea?
>>2962384She's just making porn for herself.
>>2962384She went cutesy at first, then tried to keep up cutesy content and daww content, then tried blending them, then started doing whatever the fuck it is she's doing now.
>feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel >feel
>All these feels>Meanwhile I'm sitting in the dark playing Providence off F#A#∞ on loop, feeling the crushing jaws of ennui closing in on the listlessness of my life
>>2962420What kind of >feel is that?
>>2962389>What do?Nothing. You have no motivation, don't force it.
>>2962410Turn in your ring.
>>2962153>She loosely places her hand on your shoulder, her other hand smoothly holding yours>"Um, I think you're supposed to-to grab my w-waist.">She's frustrated at herself for stammering, and you supress your smile at her slight pout>That pout melts away into insecurity as you come to hold her waist, innocent eyes wides and expectant as the waltz begins to take shappe>Holding her loosely to your body, the two of you step in time perfectly, Sweetie shaking a little as you bring her close>She suddenly lets out a breath that she seems to have been holding in and leans into your body, resting her head on your chest as you step back, side, forward, side>Neither of you ever miss a step, even as Sweetie gently nuzzles her nose against your neck>The song eventually ends, and you both realize how dark it's gotten, Rarity calls up that it's almost time for dinner>"Will your cute boyfriend be staying?" She yells, and Sweetie scrunches her face up in mock frustration>"Rarity, he-" She looks at you>"Well I guess he is my boyfriend." Shw whispers, giving your hand one more squeeze. "Rarity, you're embarassing me!">The gentle laugh from downstairs makes her sigh exhasperatedly, and she looks at you with mock frustration>"Next time we're going to your house.">Now it's your turn to laugh as Sweetie gives you one last hug, a soft kiss on the cheek enthralling you as you turn to leave>You definitely look forward to seeing her again
>>2962420YESthis is the best night thread in a while
>>2962406I get nervous when the first post is really long. it makes me think the original Anon has something planned out, and I don't want to intrude
>>2962384I don't get itFluttershy is a non-sentient dog and also has a penis.That is almost as bad as Vinyl Scratch is a giant and also has a penis.I don't get it.
>>2962411>your face when 99% of what writeanons think up is retarded toothe only trick is recognizing what isnt retarded
>>2962411This, anon. I started drawing these. Then I tried to make porn out of them.
>>2962428>This fucking song>That fucking song when it starts asking "where are you going?" over and overI cant take that.
>>2962389Do it anyway.
>>2962438Oh god we need a full Grown up Sweetie Belle quest with Rarity as the pastamancer.She'd make us or Sweetie drop our spaghetti effortlessly
>>2962384
>>2962485But she's not a dog
>>2962439Chill, comfy and hopeful.These are the best threads.
>>2962438More?
>>2962406This.No one hand forges our masterworks.
>>2962460Actually, that's pretty good for a first time. Is there a story behind them?
>>2962492But no sexy.I wish there was some sexy.
>>2962481DID YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT, ASPIRANT
>>2962438words cannot describe the >feels I am >feelingthank you. that was amazing....Aspirant?
>>2962460I love the Commando!still why would you even
>>2962485>>2962449exactly
>>2962497And that is what makes us great.За Родину.
>>2962389the question is, what do you like to doif you like drawing or writing, then go for it and you will improve with practiceif you like making music or programming you could do thatif there isnt anything of the "contributor" sort that you like to do, then dont, just discuss ponies and dont try to force yourself into something you dont want to do
>>2962506That will come with time.You can't barrel in to that sort of thing, Anon.
>>2962491>Implying CL can draw ponies.
>>2962481>first roll of the game>roll 1 >everyone in the house drowns >bad end
>>2962506Sometimes, sexy can wait.
>>2962535>implying those aren't more pony-like than the show's model
>>2962538>Aspirant and Jr do a trade off>Aspirant tries to run a serious quest, Jr tries to run Sweetie Bell date quest>Jr murders everyone and it was all the questers fault
>>2962449Man, she isn't even consistent on whether or not Futashy is supposed to be sentient or not.She's been shown as using computers and reading books before (or at least looking like she knows how to read a book), but then she's shown getting tummy rubs and treated like a common dog.
>>2962544you missed a shitload of them
>>2962502
Glad I could make y'all feel tonight, dunnow how I'm gonna try to cap it though>>2962508No, but I appreciate that>>2962493I would, but I need a shower. Maybe another feel later on though.>>2962481That would be spaghettitastic
>>2962038Sir I didn't see the man that removed the sign sir
>>2962072>bettermy ass, I don't know how a fandom managed to be complete shit in a day
>>2962569>srs bizness
>>2962460METALSDID YOU FINISH THE MAFIA STORY
>>2962579just try and mash up the two storylines as best you can, it kinda forked for a while.
>>2962579>Maybe another feel later on though.yesssssssss
>>2962579Oh Metals you so funnyI liked it
>>2962579>I would, but I need a shower. Maybe another feel later on though.Carry on and thank you for the feel.
>>2962502>>2962510Battlemechs as built by ponies.And I dunno, I was looking for a pose/anatomy reference and thought I'd use Jr's TF2 spray. Turns out mechajoints don't work that way.I think I'll just continue with the mechpones, then, until I can draw something witty and expressive.
>in skype chat with artists>they're all talking about how many bronybucks they madeShoot me now.
>>2962544You can't cap something like this, sentenal. There are too many branches, too much happening. it has to be experienced, not read.Delete the image. It does not due it justice.
>>2962559>implying they don't look more like dogs.>Implying you aren't whiteknighting deaf a dogfucker.
>>2962581That cop is clearly out of his jurisdiction
>>2962613sarge is the worst
>>2962562>Jr gets to do Rarity quest epilogue while Aspirant gets to do the first part of new Raisn quest>RarityQuest ends with Rarity dead, her father hunting us to get revange and we being the most wanted person in Equestria>Meanwhile Raisin quest is about feels about raisin and her plush, and how she constantly dies.
>>2962614I capped every related postit will take awhile to compile it all though
>>2962599I dunno who was writing the other bits, I like their style though, and they have good ideas. I was mostly playing it by ear, it's how I do.
>>2962608Does the tail have a military application?
>>2962613If it's of any comfort, I haven't made any bronybucks.
>>2962621>its got a collar, it must be a dog>implying you're not bitching because she's more talented and more successful
OK, one sec, I'll cap all the responses.
>>2962632Pretty much. Not too fond of UC or JJ either. I'm just glad Will isn't fucking talking, I'd have to go for a jog or something, wouldn't know what to do with all that mad
>>2962622you missed the "I really like slow dancing..." bitand also a lot of the spaghetti-tasting commentary was pretty funny too
>>2962613Welp, that is all most pony artists give a crud about.The donate buttons and incessant commission rambles make it more than obvious.
what would R63 Sweetie Belle's name be?
>>2962641I was mostly riffing off of you - I think I ended up jumping the gun a little, though.Suppose I should've waited until you were closer to finished, but they just kinda... came out.
>>2962641I had a few bits in there
>>2962651>>implying you're not bitching because she's more talented and more successfulThe what?
>>2962689>what´s a troll
>>2962680Suuittuuh Billu
Would you worship a cute pony's heavy balls?What if the pony wasn't a stallion?
>>2962651>Implying talent isn't an illusion.>Implying you aren't using a logical fallicy.>Implying these don't look like dogs.
>>2962703Gaaaaaaay
>>2962689are you a popular and commissioned artist with many thousands of followers?
>>2962644Making it look like a pony. I dunno, I started out undecided whether these were object-pones like Jessy's planes or just robots built by future pony society. Having decided on the latter, the next one won't have a tail. Though I suppose the Hollander's pose would be impossible without a counterweight.
>>2962695I've just heard that being said earnestly way too many times...
>>2962681>>2962685S'cool, the more >feel contributions we get the better.
>>2962718I miss when CL used to be good
>>2962718>tfw cartoon lion gets pegged by her dog>its legalyeeeeesh
>>2962313but thats exactly how normal people feel when they see my little pony fanfiction
>>2962720Yes. Are you?
>>2962718>Twidashnope
>>2962729>broke will never write waifufiction again
Sorry I didn't take more videos.http://youtu.be/OEDZF0DJDCohttp://youtu.be/job4wmii1kI
>>2962741... she does?thatismyfetish
>the man who draws dog horsedick sex with CL
I think mafia is back.Anyone wanna play some more or are we done for the night?
>Though I suppose the Hollander's pose would be impossible without a counterweight.On that note, I don't see how the Commandpone could fire its SRM-4 and it's M. Laser at once without tipping forward.
>>2962741elaborate
>>2962751Who?
>>2962748>applejack in line
>>2962718Wait since when is this the Pound Puppies general?
>>2962743then what's your name?cause it seems when ever anybody bitches about artists, they're too much of a pussy to keep their name onI guess they can't really own up to it
>>2962751You know I can literally go smack him over the head until he agrees to start doing it again, right?
>>2962749>Implying pic isn't Twibelle.
>>2962768Where is my fic?
>>2962765W-which one?
>>2962758>tfw Electro Swing is now bronycore
>>2962748>you will never slowly, gently pleasure a Twilight who's incredibly nervous>you will never give her all the tender loving care she needs until she's satisfied
>shipping
>>2962762>tfw I have a bunch of dogxhuman girl porn I saved when I was like 15>tfw I occasionally go back to it because good god unf
>>2962748What?
>>2962766>right as I saw this the servers go down for maintenance WHELP
>>2962758Oh jesus, that was a bad idea. Youtube's auto-shake-remover destroyed the Smile video. Reuploading.
>>2962793this is atryl
>>2962808I like the minty horse.MORE!
I know we're on Sweetie kicks tonight but I was wondering, what if human Scootaloo had huge boobs, akin to the huge wing Scootaloo thing? It was a thinly veiled analogy, don't lie to yourself and say it wasn't. Hell, she even used them as snack trays in the end.Would you?
>>2962758Hehe, the first one looks like it's CGI.
>>2962827No
>>2962822Oh.Dammit.
I think I need to go outside for a smokeand then take a long, cold showerthat Sweetie thing hit me a little too hard in a few too many places
>>2962795Electro-swing was too enjoyable to be anything other than a passing pleb thing.
>>2962827God yes
>>2962826i did a different minty horse last night but i haven't draw much of her.she is a nice horse
>>2962770Old namefag from 2010/2011. Used to write waifufiction, stopped, and dropped the trip. Occasionally hats.
>>2962837Could be worse. lil miss rarity showed up with his mother. Wonder how he explained that one (then again he did look like a giant neckbeard).
>>2962827I would human scootaloo no matter how big her breasts werebecause she doesn't need breasts to be pretty
>>2962827> It was a thinly veiled analogy, don't lie to yourself and say it wasn't>this is what ponyfuckers actually believeI bet you thought that Cutie Marks were a puberty analogy, too.
>>2962795>>2962843I still enjoy it...
>>2962781I rarely if ever post with a name, but fine.Thing is, it's not jealously speaking. There are artists who are objectively shitty, the fact that they are popular bears no weight on the actual quality of the material they splurt all over the fandom.Cartoon Lion's modern portfolio is unfunny and unappealing fetish drivel that only appeals to the people who share said fetishes. The fact that Cartoon Lion displays technical skill doesn't make her a good artist, anon.
>>2962850Draw more rarijack I love the pasta pic
>>2962855D-does she, um, know?Like...what he does?
>>2962853I remember him now.
Has anyone drawn a pony in the /fit/ pose?
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF?
>>2962865Panic is one of the most fun albums I've heard since Aim & Ignite.
>>2962876I hope not.
>>2962768Yeah, it's supposed to be comically awkward. Battlemechs aren't realistically viable war machines; they'd be vulnerable and prone to falling. I like to imagine futurepones solved these issues by putting them on four legs and covering them in magitech-enhanced super-armor, only to then halve their effectiveness by attaching weapons to the forelegs.They draw with their mouths and have teacups with fingerholes, ponies obviously cannot into effective industrial design.
>>2962868alrightwhat should they do?
>>2962795>Knife Party is bronycore too because ponykart/balloon party
>>2962827>That artist>Not even huge tits can make Twist appealing.
>>2962827But, Scootaloo's petite athlete body is what appeals to me.
>>2962864>implying it wasn't
>>2962855I wish he drew more dicksthat one with all of the different horsecocks was fucking amazinghe's still a faggot though
>>2962891I've yet to hear the Catholics quote the verse that says you can't.
>>2962891If, by your use of heaven I can assume that you're talking christfag heaven, then no, suicide is considered to be a sin
>>2962908This.I love the fact that she's a taut little pony.
>>2962891You'll be sent to Equestria instead
>>2962900Oh I have no idea. Kissing and Sweetie walks in?
>>2962876Even if he didn't tell her what he draws, just going to a convention with your mother at that age would be embarrassing as fuck by itself.
>>2962855>Jay
>>2962901>read that as Knife Man>OH NO PLEASE NOT MY ENJOYABLE FOLK PUNK>Oh, Knife party
>>2962919dead people can't pay tithes after all
>>2962891The real question is Can you still go to Equestria?
>>2962900Rarity takes Applejack to meet her parents.She keeps fretting over it the entire time but Applejack and her dad bro it up like crazy.
>>2962919Dying with sin doesn't keep you out of heaven.
>>2962933Dont worry. Your whiny white guys are still brony free.
>>2962923Only if you do it by drinking bleach
>>2962929I knowbut if she knows the type of shit he does it would be the cherry on top
>>2962891No, you'll go to Equestria, which is way better and actually exists>>2962918Murder, I would guess. But who gives a shit about what they think
>>2962940Second this.
>>2962943Thank god for that.
>>2962921just don't call her little to her face. she probably hates thatfor some reason I imagine she'd be on the short side
>>2962718These pics are great because they show me why FiM's designs are so appealing. Snouts just scream "NOT HUMAN" to me. They're unnappealing. When people scratch their heads and go "how could anyone find the FiM designs cute or sexy. They're ponies!".Well, they're not really ponies at all. Their faces look more like stylized human faces. Very feminine cute faces.
>>2962929His mom wasn't there, or at least I didn't see her. Still, you're very right.
>>2962942But a mortal sin would.This is all theoretical
>>2962931>bronies in charge of scarves
>>2962931That man looks unpleasant to be around in every respect.
>>2962908This. Part of what we've build around her revolves around a disdain for her short stature as a teenager/young adult. It's cute, it works, we like it.
>Not being an athiest and living a long life of crime, only to be baptized and cleaned of everything on your death bed, because fuck you, god.
>>2962948How sharp is unicorn's horn?
>>2962950on lilmisjays tumblr he says his mom is a brony and she wanted to go. she has to know what he does.
>>2962765You should go up to MS and ask him to sign his loli art.
>>2962900competing in wet t-shirt contest
>>2962967>this is all theoreticalgee, ya think?
>>2962972Damn you're edgy
>>2962972I hope I have the mental fortitude to avoid a late-in-life conversion.I'm not sure if I do.
>>2962931I'd let him fuck me.god im desperate
>>2962975some are pointy, some are dullEvery one is different
>>2962959Yes, ponies look more like animu girls than actual ponies.
>>2962972Didnt some Roman do that?Some historical figure did.
>>2962970the long hair and ginger beard really does it
>>2962951but i dont want to go to equestria anymore. i want to go to gravity falls oregon and be mabel's lesbian sister.
>>2962918>>2962951>>2962891Way it was explained to me, only Godbeard has the right to end a life, so suicide is a sin....Not sure I believe it entirely, but there you have it.
>>2962963>His mom wasn't there, or at least I didn't see herHe looks like he's holding on to someone in all of the pictures people snapped of him.Was that someone else?also god dammit now I'm thinking about that shit he said about how he was 'technically born a woman and has woman hips'.that's called you're a gigantic fatass, god damn...
>>2963003>Your sister and her babysitter will never take turns pleasuring you
>>2962972You don't get credit for it if you don't mean it.Hard to trick the omniscient.
Can the next horse be chill sexy MLPG?
>>2962983You see, if I didn't write that, someone would call me out on it
>>2963009>godbeardHe has a shitty beardHE DOES NOT DESERVE THAT TITLE
>>2963003>old trickWhere is belly pic?
>>2962993Wanting to fuck neckbeards is one of the first symptoms of Slutty Maritis. Do you have a thermometer?
>>2962931He looks like me if I had my dad's eyes and I was a lot fatter.
>>2963009In Catholic theology, suicide used to be considered a mortal sin, and commiting it was an instant trip to Hell, no matter what.Nowadays, the circumstances that led to the suicide are considered.
>>2963029
>>2962993You can do better Rose.
explainthisbullshit.jpg
>>2962999So they can stab with them like in >>2962948 because they are magically sharp?
>>2963003
>>2962925okay.I'll trydrawing 3 horses is exhausting ; _ ;>>2962940That sounds like it would only really work as a comic though. Not sure how to convey Rarity's nervousness before AJ starts broing it up.
wow, Nicole Oliver didn't even try to hide how uncomfortable she wasdoes she hate bronies now?, is she disgusted by them? both?
>>2963046>implying roseif so $100 serious you can do better
>>2963024No, I think we can let sexy wait until we've burned out on this. CHill, comfy, >feely MLPG is nice. It's like deciding to just cuddle instead of doing the horizontal monster mash. Even though it's not the big finish, it's still nice to stay and simply enjoy their company and hold them close.
>>2963049
>>2963034>slutty maritus
>>2962931I'm kind of jelly of how bushy his facial hair is.>That feel when tall but effeminate man.
>>2963058>$100 seriousThat's pretty serious
>>2963051She is mortified.
>>2963045AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2963046>>2963058Whoa nelly, nope nope nope
>>2963054She's allergic to durum wheat
>>2963008are those wings on the ponies ass? asswings really?
>>2963041Catholicism deviated from the written word a lot. I've never seen a verse that says suicide is worse than any other sin. I have found an unforgivable sin though.
Hey /co/.We're having a debate in main /co/ about the best comics/graphic novels are.THoughts?
>>2963034y-yes?and I didn't say I WANTED to fuck himjust...you know...I'd let himifif he wanted
>>2963097Watchmen.
>>2963045
>>2963095>religion is - and always has been - stupid as shit
>>2963097moon over june
>>2963097Bone is probably my favorite out of any that I've read so far.
>>2963097I didn't enjoy WatchmenThat should be enough reason not to trust this thread for opinions
>>2963097/co/ pls stay
>>2963097Joe the Barbarian
>>2963097>Scott Pilgrim.
>>2963105girl snails pls stay
>>2963097The illustrated bible!
>>2963119>Boneyes!
Where were you when Mic the Microphone beefed it?
>>2963048Exactly, they're magic so they can do whatever the hell they wantCelestia will never impale you on her horn while channeling a healing spell to keep you alive
>>2963095Is it shitposting?
>>2963114Who are you quoting?
>exhentai>503 503 503Please tell me I'm not the only one
>>2963009The actual reasoning is something along the lines of "Your life is the biggest gift God has given you, and throwing it away is forsaking him."It's not exactly about ending a life, you're not doomed to hell if you kill someone in self-defense, for example.
>>2963135Nope.
>>2962991>tfw nobody wants to discuss mortality with me
>>296304510/10
>>2963097THE GOON
>>2963131>tfw you will never have a Bartleby
>>2963132what
>>2963133>you will never be stabbed with a sword of healing
>>2963144This isn't really the place
>>2963140It's down.
>>2963149that isn't ace
>>2963127Holy shit taste, Batman
>>2963132At my table. Wish I could have seen it.
>>2963140>dERPY
>>2963142They also say your faith comes from god.Which is stupid, since it means people who don;t have faith is because god didn;t give them any.
>>2963132>we've been RPG ever since Mic the Mic beefed it
>Call at 1:30 in the morning>"SON. ONE OF MY EMAILS HAS A VIRUS. HOW DO I DELETE IT WITHOUT OPENING IT AND GETTING THE VIRUS?"Well that was fun to explain over the phone. Especially because she uses OSX and the generic OSX mail program, which I have never even seen before.
>>2963157>you will never be penetrated with the dildo of maidenhood
>>2963149I want to see the cast of Bone in Equestria. I want to see Nightmare Moon team up with the Lord of the Locusts.
>>2963176Not your blog bro>OSX
>>2963144No one wants to think about that shit, it's almost late-night chill time.
>my face when i saw the brony atheist reddit group
>>2963127Scott Pilgrim is one of my favourite graphic novels of all time.
>>2963132http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfEctd61P5w
>>2963182Has Oglaf done a comic about this yet?
>>2963140It's down. I had to fap to 3DPG because of it.
I gotta say, the 360 spin shot that they did in the show even though it looks awesome and simple took a dickload of time to replicate with pinkie. Still the final product of a 360 spin around her looks awesome (the scene/bg stuff isn't done yet)
>>2963127>tfw kim pine was the best character
>>2963203>3DPG>G...genitals?
>>2963144I don't think that the "late in life" conversion thing really worksI've never been a fan of scaring people straight with fire and brimstone speeches. All that encourages is people "converting" for fear of their own fate, and not that of others. I really don't think that's how religion is supposed to make us feel. Ideally, religion should fill us with love for our fellow man, in addition to God. Converting just to escape Hell seems like simply going through the motions. It's selfish, it inspires resentment toward God, it lacks the love that I think most religions believe God wants us to have for His creation.
>>2963132You know, I still need to see this.
>>2963193Who cares?
>>2963197
>>2963193>>my face when i saw the brony atheist reddit groupWhat in the flying fuck? Are they just trying to condense the socially inept nerds together? Just add "Men's Rights" and it's perfect storm of stupidity.
>>2963203>tfw I just download my rape/gangbang/mindbreak/impregnation doujinn
>>2963097The Sandman Series.
>>2963166>couldn't understand the fuck you're talking about>visit regular ehentai>derpyWat
>>2963216Looks great Tiara nice job.
>>2963218>Kim>Not based Wallace
>>2963176>trying to describe computer things because they don't know the proper names
>>2963225>hating on atheists and men's rights activists4edgy
>>2963097>>>/co/38349010If you're curious about the main thread. The Ennis defenders are saying Preacher is the best ever, which is just silly. There's a few people of refined taste in there though.
>>2963132I was asleep.>Can we please stop being FOTF now?
>>2963256Activist atheists tend to be socially awkward nerds in my experience. Men's Rights guys are really misogynistic.
>>2963220exactly. I'm an atheist, but I have a good bit of respect for people who are religious for actual reasons that aren't just "well, my dad took me to church every sunday when I was growing up".What I'm saying is I'm not sure if I have the willpower to resist promises of salvation.
>>2963256Internet atheists and mens' rights activists are huge shitheads.
>>2963218>Not Knives Chau, the one who got away
Would you rub panka's cake-swollen gut?
>>2963186>The CMC take in Bartleby as an Honorary member.
>>2963219>Corkscrew cock.
>>2963282>Putting your dick in crazy
>>2963273>mens rights groupsHell, they're practically hate groupsSPLC has started keeping an eye on them
>>2963285Why are you even asking? Of course I would.
this is my first time in a night threaddo we always >feels like this?
>>2963308On occasion.
>G4TVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXyKox-DWrQ&
>>2963281>>2963273>they're nerds >that means they're wrong8edgy
Where are all the feels? Should I start a new one?What happened to dorky Sweetie anal?
>>2963308YesThat or we chill and have fun a lotDo you like it?
>>2963277You might as well convert. Protestantism is pretty fun.
>>2963308Go to bed. We dont want your kind polluting our waters.
Stop it guys.Lets be chill.Reddit is not here, it holds no effect over us. It doesn't matter, and we shouldn't concern ourselves with what they do or how they post. Lets all go back to what we were doing, and continue to be excellent to eachother.
>>2963308When we aren't talking about porn.
>>2963317Nobody said thatYou're projecting
>>2963316>G4TVwait, they're still around? They didn't run themselves out of business with the "girls, games, whatever" rebranding
>>2963301Violent warmongering rapists deserve no rights.
>>2963332Our waters are polluted already.
>>2963336The religion discussion has been chill.
>>2963317I myself am an atheist.I'm not going to join some activist group or social club. If I wanted that shit I'd join a church
>>2963317I'm an atheist myself. But the activist atheists are all really, really, really socially awkward nerds. Go to any atheist Con and it's the same people going to BronyCon, ComicCon, etc.
>>2963325Really it shouldn't matter if you believe or not. I mean seriously if God was that nice if we were good in our lives he shouldn't care if we prayed to him every day or go to church
Would you a femsnails?Keep in mind that she's worked up in her head some very high expectations about sex, and her first time will undoubtedly be a disappointment. Do you really want her to associate that disappointment with you?
>>2963354>going to a con because you don't believe in a god and want to make others not believe in a godI don't even
>>2963336I liked that Sweetie Feel we had earlier.But I'm kinda sad the >Applebloom takes you to meet her family story one anon was posting earlier didn't lift off.
>>2963321i like it. i'll try to be cool about it.
>>2963336I'll endeavor to keep every molecule of the next horse completely motionless relative to its whole.Absolute.Zero.
>>2963354>atheist condoes that exist?oh wow...
>>2963347Atheist groups should exist simply for political lobbying reasons. Someone needs to file suit, or make campaigns and so forth.
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>2963343Entitled feminists need to be drowned like cats.
>>2963368Working on it, but my hair keeps dripping on my keyboard and it's scaring me
>>2963379I really don't see why
>>2963305that looks more like a pig than a pony
>>2963366Normal atheist don't give a fuck in what you believe as long as you don't continually speak about itActivist atheists are the Love and Tolerance Bronies that think that anyone who doesn't watch the show is a hater
>>2963343>>2963301Interesting. If this was /v/ the thread would have already turned into "let's complain about feminism" again. Hell, /co/ is pretty bad at bitching about women sometimes.Yet MLPG is much more chill and sane.
>>2963379>>2963378>>2963366>>2963354>>2963347>>2963343Lets leave this discussion here, in the old horse.New horse will be as chill as it once was. Now, should we focus on sweetie, or move on to AB?
>>2963398Looks like a lot of things and absolutely none of them are horses
>>2963398First you wiggle your tail, oink oink oink...
>>2963403>Implying the religious discussion wasnt chill
>>2963358What kind of inept faggot would you have to be to not live up to those expectations?
>>2963394>courthouses with 10 commandments in frontI have mixed feelings about that example but I guarantee it wouldn't stop there if there were no activist atheists to challenge it.
>>2963316I cringed.
>>2963403AB!
>>2963357Do you want people to open your birthday presents for you too?
>>2963390aforementioned Anon here...Cool! Is this what it feels like to have a pitch picked up by a studio?
>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414>>2963414
>>2963403Teenage Applebloom!I wanna meet her family.
>>2963413It was, kinda. However, there was some namecalling na dfingerpointing, and the subject has always been a powderkeg. It's simply safer to leave it be.
>>2963403no, i have to post the video of the amazing atheist shoving a banana in his ass and pouring gravy over his stomach
>>2963442>Thread police
>>2963416Oh, I didn't know it was the 90s again
>>2963416I want to see someone defend having the Ten Commandments in front of a courthouse by calling the people that want to get rid of it anti-semites.
>>2963421Ha! I'm not that good, slow your roll anon.
>>2963430Mito Anon, you finally have a purpose.
>>2963466Hey Metals, is mafia done for today?I didn't even manage to get in a game...
>>2963460There's recent 10 Commandments cases. And there's violations of the 1st Amendment and Church-state things all the time. Teachers teach creationism, or evangelize to their students sometimes. Someone needs to say that's wrong.
>>2963527Yeah, I don't think we have any other players still up, and if I'm writing feels then I'm going to be a shit mafia player.
>>2963557Aww... ;_;
>>2963416Why do you even care?Take this case, for example: http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-08-11-Ten-Commandments-God-court_n.htmNo one in the community dislikes the 10 commandments there. No one complained. Everyone liked it.OUTSIDERS WHO HAD NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE IN PERSON were outraged that locals were expressing themselves and demanded it taken down. The most disgusting part is that this act of tyranny -- this attempt to expand the state and prevent people from expressing themselves was brought by the ACLU -- an organization that is supposed to protect our freedoms.The bottom line is simple: atheists aren't just trying to stop you from bothering them. They don't want you to be allowed to express yourself anywhere at any time.
>>2963640I said I have mixed feelings about it, not that I think there's absolutely no place for them. Do you want me to go in to it? really?
>>2963640You're a retard, there's supposed to be seperation of church and state, the same people that want the ten commandments in front of the court are the same people that hate gays and want noone to work on Sundays and condemn other people odf different faiths that they're going to hell
