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>>2916614Goddamnit Fluttershy, don't you ever knock?
BASS! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?DEATH ROW. WHAT A BROTHER KNOWS.ONCE AGAIN, BACK IS THE INCREDIBLETHE RHYME ANIMALTHE INCREDIBLE D, PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!What pony listens to Public Enemy?Pic probably related.
Where's my topic Leth
Haha time for marshmallow equines.
Which pony has the biggest, softest heart?
Any show news from Spaghetticon?
OH BOY, ANYONE CHECKING OUT OSHKOSH? IT'S ALMOST TIME.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKU0uQki5Dc
>>2916532No, furries are still horrible.
When I was a kid I drew myself with as a shitty stick figure with a dragon tail and antlers.Does this make me a worthless otherkin furfag scum that should die for being such a faggot who is a faggot because they are a faggot which is bad because it's bad
>>2916653Celestia
guys i know im a slowpoke but have you seen this already?http://images.4channel.org/f/src/DoubleTheFunFull.swfi can't UNF enough
What do you like most about Pinkie?Be detailed.
>>2916616>not being hasty >2012
>>2916653
>>2916649They are so cute together
>>2916616uhm
>>2916659>oshkoshoh shit is it time already
>>2916649works for me
why is princess celestia so fucking sexywhy do i want to bury my face in her asswhy do i want to ride her naked as she soars through the skies, rubbing my erection against her until i spurt into the night air
>>2916669shes pink
In the last thread: Nobody can make the distinction between "obnoxious furfag scum" and "person that just likes non-sexual anthropomorphic art" in a thread about posting anthropomorphic ponies
>>2916668I can only dig it if I'm horny.
>>2916664that triggered memoriesI did tooI wanted to grow a tail so badly as a kid that I told the mall santa I wanted one for christmas six years in a row
>>2916640
>>2916669I really like her mane?
>>2916686>She isn't>You're a faggot>See aboveI would rather ride her fully armored, charging into battle with AK-47 in hand
>>2916692>>2916664>>2916661Please let that stay in the old thread.
>>2916692Shut the hell up, leave it back there
>Rose's leg holes
guys stop being creepy you will scare rose away
>>2916669I like her everything and ________________everything_______
>>2916686We haven't had a Celestia rimming thread in a good while. Let's fix that.
>>2916669>soft tummy for maximum cuddling>smells like cotton candy>big blue eyes>big tongue for super sloppy make-outs
>>2916669her adorable girlish voiceher cute, innocent, and fun-loving personalitythe way she laughsher pretty eyesher bouncy tight bodyher pinknessher fluffy mane and tailher love of foodher love of life
>>2916698>Parents didn't support your decision and buy you an otherkin scaly buttplugsue them for child abuse
>>2916670
>>2916703>AK-47Noguns confirmed.Disappointed /k/ommando is sad.
>>2916669
>>2916669Gonna have to go with butt
>>2916715Rose loves us. Take a chill pill anon.
>>2916645ELVISWAS A HERO TO MOST BUT HE NEVER MEANT SHIT TO MEWAS A STRAIGHT-UP RACIST, THE SUCKER WAS SIMPLE AND PLAIN"MOTHERFUCK HIM AND JOHN WAYNE"'CAUSE I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUDI'M READY, I'M HYPED PLUS I'M AMPEDMOST OF MY HEROES DON'T APPEAR ON NO STAMPWhy do I know all the words to so many Public Enemy songs??
>>2916669i like that she's a pony
>>2916715Don't worry about that so much, I'll be fine.
>>2916728I have a mosin and an SKS>slavshitit was a reference to traditional human attire along with the full suit of armor
>>2916735Ponies are the chillest thing in the universe
>>2916669She has the best singing voice. Besides SB
>>2916686You couldn't ask for a more majestic mount.I want to ride her, naked, through time and space while my long hair flows in the cosmic breeze and I shred out Van Halen guitar solos.
>>2916732I want to believe this is SB
>>2916717>Celestia rimmingF-fuck...I don't even like rimming in real lifeSo...why?
>>2916717would you let her sit on your face
>>2916715I can't. I know how I sound but I just can't. And that makes me sad.
http://derpiboo.ru/27035Read the last line
>>2916760>Acerit has to be someone poor.
>>2916753Would you chill with ponyI would
>tess is underageshit, next i bet you will tell me she is not even a girl
>>2916730Hey, I corrected that, please stop posting the old version
>>2916746>mosin>SKSSo you're still noguns then?
>>2916764NoWe can get in a bed of red silk and fall asleep cuddling though
>4chan has 650 million pageviews per monthShit that's a lot isn't it?
What's your favorite pony's best pose?
>>2916776Drinking age is 21>tfw 18 and drink occasionally anyways
>>2916776maybe 18?
>>2916768Welp.inb4 sued.>Hasbro goes under>BBC comes to own all Hasbro merch>We get a MLP/DW radio drama
>>2916723>>2916719>>2916730You guys are right, of course.;_; I just want sloppy makeouts with Pinkie. Is that too much to ask, GOD???
>>2916768dammit. I know shit about Who and I know it's from there.
>>2916762Because she's a graceful, infinitely beautiful horse princess with an ass like a pair of bongos. >>2916764You're damn straight.
>>2916768>all things timey-wimey>timey. fucking. wimey.Jesus Christ.
>>2916777Nice, thanks
>>2916784SHIT NIGGER THAT'S A TON.
>>2916778Being poor is suffering.
>>2916801http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw
>>2916787This one.
>>2916784That's like 1/12 of the entire world
well now that that's all done with back to being a one trick horsetaking more snails requestsunless they involve tamponsyou know who you are
>>2916787"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"Pretty much anything she does while she's flying like that looks adorable
Orangeanal is my favorite pony
>>2915709Wait, what happened with Mic and Euro?And why did Lauren cry?I require details.
can we stop hugboxing for one fucking second
>>2916795would you hold a sugar cube in your palm for Pinkie and haver her devour it greedily and sloppily?
>>2916784That is a ton.And moot doesn't even break even on the whole thing because of the relative lack of ads. He probably wouldn't be able to get much adspace, anyways, since only porn sights and J-List would advertise here
>>2916692There's no such dinstinction.Having AIDS is the same either you tell people or not and it's an objective flaw.
>>2916811Um.Give her a big brother!
>>2916784And it runs on WIndows now.Strange road we've had. I wonder if this site ever actually ran using Apple Software.
>>2916784>all those f5s
>>2916816YES PLEASE
>>2916811I say you should draw FemSnails and SnailMom shopping.But would that be R63 SnailDad, or actual SnailMom?
>>2916787This. 2cute>>2916669
>>2916787
>>2916811Draw her looking at the viewer with bedroom eyes while erotically drinking a can of TABThen zoom out in the next panel to show AJ laughing at her
>>2916768>BBC looses it's shit over a line.Stay classy, BBC.Not saying they wont, they fucking sue over doctor shit all the time.
>>2916816No. Fuck you. These threads are chill right now. I'm happy.Be chill with me or suck my dick.
>>2916816But anon, don't you love us?
>>2916834>>2916787
>>2916775I would smoke weed with pony
Would you rather:a) Get to cuddle with whichever pony you want at any time non-sexuallyb) Get to have sex with a single pony of your choice at any time, but she's got huge, bloated marelips and a swollen protruding pucker
>>2916840>Be chill with me or suck my dick.But not both?
>>2916811Draw her confidently striding through gym class, schooling all the other ponies at volleyball.
>>2916792>Pinkie as the Doctor's companionFermez vos bouche et prendre mon argent
>>2916826It's because moot can't pick a good server OS.Either he uses a shit outdated *nix cobbled together by hipsters or a buggy system meant for internal business serversNone of that delicious, developed by thousands including microsoft, intel, and google employees, used on the top supercomputers operating system called GNU/Linux
>>2916816>>2916829shut up ross you're just jealousluv u rose!!11if u wanna be a furry dats ok!
>>2916815WHERE'S MY STORY, NANAGER
>>2916762her ass is pure and holy and glows with the power of the cosmosgently touching your wet tongue to her warm puckered anus sends jolts of pleasure all the way from your tongue to the tip of your cock, giving you an instant erectiontickling her anal folds gives you magical sensations as if your cock was also being pleasured at the same timeher scent is sweet like vanilla ice creamgently probing into her hot anal canal as she clenches in pleasure around your tongue, her tastes and aromas surround your worldher erotic gasps, moans, and girlish giggles as you play with her sexy and beautiful asshole fill you with a sense of pride and love
>>2916818Of course I would. And I'd have a few as well. We'd have a party.
>>2916849
>>2916844
>>2916847A.I'm not even attracted to ponies. I fap to 40 year old women.
>>2916841no
Man, I was at work in between shifts, and I wanted to talk to you guys!Apparently I was posting through a proxy on my phone.All I ended up doing was sniffing snuff and napping in the chemical room.
>>2916860Would she return the favor with a magical strapon or just her horn?
>>2916847I choose A errytiem.
>>2916840Go to hell Fluttershit
Which pony is that absolute most chill?
>>2916811in bath or shower
Any creative art friends around?I still want to see this picture ponified>>2916864
>>2916847B.
I read fanfictionand ENJOY it
Nigga you can't even begin to comprehend how chill I am right now.
>>2916847A, and I fap to pones.dem cuddles mang.
>>2916775Fuck yes I would.
>>2916847Ew gross. I'd take 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>2916787she loves to do this for some reasonit is very cute
>>2916874Thanks for that exciting personal blog update
>>2916847THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE TO OPTION B.DO I STILL GET TO CUDDLE HER SEXUALLY?
>>2916835All right this gives me two ideasSnails trying hard to be sexy and failing spectacularlyand sending filthy anonymous letters/e-mails to the Elements of Harmony
>>2916884The one you never see because she chills all day
>>2916886I want to do it but I don't think it will turn out very well. Someone else should try.
>>2916889I was chill before everyone was even hot
>>2916811>Ponies on two legsStop that. Everyone stop that. if any show artists are watching: Stop that.
people think "furry" only applies to porn?Really?
>the reason 4chan went down is that moot used FreeBSD
>>2916891>dem flat legs/buttsSMILe, I hat you.
>>2916888Post some of your favorites, anon. We chill tonight.
>>2916890You have to admit, all of the ponies look so warm and cuddly.
>>2916908Please, anonPLEASE
>>2916847huh... im going to have to go with B
>>2916907They are on 2 legs all the time in the show
>>2916902"Dear Prince Celestia,I've been having TERRIBLE thoughts recently..."
>>2916884obvious answer is obvious
>>2916907uh oh
>>2916902Do the latter first. except she loses the courage to actually send it to them in the end and just ends up masturbating to it
>>2916907This.We already are on fur-patrol GG, we are trying too hard to turn a blind eye to your criminal record.
>>2916818i'd put it on my dickif i had a foreskin i'd hide sugarcubes in it
>>2916855>>2916909I thought moot was studying programming? But it must be hard running this by himself. I'm sure other places like reddit and even ponychan have a team of IT people.
>>2916895i love that little flip
>>2916788oh wow such a badass american breaking the law!>the drinking age is 16 here
>>2916908Technically, you're furry if you watch any show with talking animals or enjoy anthropomorphism in any wayBECAUSE ITS BAD AND FOR FAGSITS FOR FAGS BECAUSE IT'S BADIT'S BAD BECAUSE IT'S BAD
>>2916888I used to do that.Then Fanfics got way to long and the quality and ideas went down the drain.Any recent stuff that is decent?
>>2916915Alright 100% honest.I like the psyche/MLP crossover one because I love the way the author wrote Shawn. Its damn accurate.Theres more but I'll stop with that
>>2916926This is absolutely correct.
Weaver start a girl-Snails ask blog.
>>2916917I really love that gif.
>>2916858I don't know. Why are you asking me?I haven't seen it.I haven't seen any stories anywhere.I would not write a story and not share it with you.Don't ask me any more questions.
>>2916902r63 Rarity found femsnails "toybox". And has it out on the floor, with a few choice pieces scattered about.And femsnails walks in.
>>2916942I like the Rorschach in Equestria one
>>2916927why is applejack waring overall tos bed?
>>2916927
>>2916959Havent read that one. Gonna put it on my list.
>>2916927You know GG, not that my opinion matters or something but I really think you are over-exploiting our fondness to your person. Do you feel lucky, punk?
>>2916917
GG is obviously drunk. now is the time to request porn.
>>2916958>chest boobsYA BEEFED IT GGBEEFED IT
>>2916942I liked Three Magics even though it was trite emotionally exploitative bullshit.
>>2916958Oh GG, you're such a card!
>>2916953Don't make me get rough, motherfucker.Also I'll answer any questions about the italian festival you've got.
what are they cheering about
>>2916983cider
>>2916939Don't try to overgeneralize, never worked that way.
>>2916958Wings too low 2/10 wouldnt bang
does anyone here ever have fun? or are we just angry at everything all the time?
>>2916983Dash's wing speed DYEWTS
>>2916972How could you do that to the pones? How?Rainbow and Applejack would be furious, Pinkie would somehow be stuck to the ceiling, Twilight would probably have blasted a hole through something with her magic or teleported to some distant land, Rarity would have jumped awake then promptly passed out again, and Fluttershy wouldn't be able to sleep for a week.
>>2916983>the town sees anon's dick
>>2916958PLEASE GG PLEASEDIRECT ME TO THE UNCENSOREDI NEED IT
>>2916983Iron Will
>>2916983they are cheering that their sacrifice of a fellow pony will ensure a great harvest
>>2916982I asked them but nobody answered.>>2916983girl!Snails is practicing her poledancing in public.
>>2917000nigga we chill tonightbe chill with us
>>2916959Yeah, but it hasn't updated in quite a while.
>>2916958>chestboobsSHIT NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
>>2917009So ask them again.I couldn't be assed the first time.
>>2917000>fun
>>2917010I love being chill[1]
>buy new indie bundle>try Airmech>HOLY SHIT THIS IS FAST ALSO HERZOG ZWEI WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONThink I found me a new gaem
>>2916945
>>2917008Make it an anthro pony. It's too early in the morning here for grim-mood.
>>2917000I restrict my fun to non-hiatus activities.
>>2916958>Slightly exposed areola EVERY FUCKING TIME GGI LOVE THAT SHIT.
>>2916885i 2nd this. there is nothing sexier than a horse in a tub.
>>2917010Since when had the general been love?I think I like this change
>>2917030oh god, wut
>>2917025they should be wearing adorable cloaks
mmphbsrphbmfpr
>multiple people who frequent MLPG are at bronycon>they'll be talking to other people about good places to discuss MLP>some will point full-bird bronies hereGet ready for the secondary storm early this coming week, MULPUG.
>>2917008>Sacrifice Derpy>All the apples turn to shoes
>>2916959I liked Heart of Gold Feathers of SteelBut it looks like the author is never going to update it.
>>2917002WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>2917030UhhhhhhhI can't
>>2917020See >>2916815
>>2917026>HERZOG ZWEIMAH NIGGA
>>2916926Man I woul totally hang out with him and Have tea parties with Fancy Pants
>>2917043Those are so cute. Especially Fluttershy's and Pinkie's.
>>2917044Cute fat pone
I love you guys. Today has been such a good and chill day.
I guess anon wasn't joking around about Knighty, fimfiction, and Mic the Microphone
>>2917002... You're right, that probably would all happeneven more of a reason for me to do it
>>2917052afaik, Mic went full bugsanon in "music producing", telling that "you need to born with talent to make a song", then Eurobeat interrupted him, and gave to the audience tips to start producing music.And for the lauren thing, i don't know
>>2917063I agree, but who are you?
>>2917036For a long time, night threads were chill. Then they weren't -- they were angry.Tonight we're taking the night threads back. No angry bullshit, just discussion and coolness.
>>2917025Jesus christ I love that song so much
>>2917053NIGGA AIRMECH IS AWESOMEBUT I MAD BECAUSE THE ONLY ARMY COLORS RIGHT NOW ARE BLUE RED AND GREEN.WHERE MY FUCKING PURPLE?I CANT BE SWAG ARMY WITHOUT PURPLE
>>2917025That song is pretty. Where do I find it?
Yeah. We need to chill. It's a good time.This is now MLPG: Chill edition.
>>2917068It doesn't even matter
>>2917052Mic hogged the mic and pretended to know what he was talking about, and Euro kept shooting down his shit with actual helpful advice whenever he got a chance to talk.Lauren cried because the bronies were all chanting her name and they gave her a big "HOPE" style poster with her OC on it. It was a happy crying, apparently.
>>2917063I love being chill.
>>2917044It's okay, Pinkie.I made the cupcake for you.NOW SMEAR SOME OF THAT FROSTING ON YOUR MARECUNT AND LET'S GET BUSY!!
>>2917066>"you need to born with talent to make a song"I wish someone told HIM that...>white guy trying to rap
IS THAT A TANLINE ON TARA'S ASS?
>>2917073Northern Pastures by Two Steps From Hell Album is Dreams and Imaginations
>>2917074No!My jimmies are still rustled from Rose being a furfag!I need to burn stuff!
>mlpg decides to be chill just as I start to feel horribly tiredI miss all the fun ;_;
>>2917045Oh boy looks like it's time for everyone to get really paranoid and call each other new every chance they get.Just like any other day
>>2917073It's Two Steps fFrom Hell - Northern Pastures
>>2917085... hard enough to set stones.
>>2917068Some fag.>>2917075Right on. We chill now.
>>2917085Looks like it's just a pink thongunf
>>2917085It seems like.
>>2917091But Anon sleeping is ultimate chill.You so chill your body shuts the fuck down.
>>2917076>Mic hogged the mic and pretended to know what he was talking aboutI zoned out during the music panel, and then I think I switched to whatever the other thing was. What the hell did Mic say to reinforce his faggotry, anyways?
Ok Chillhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGlCvA0L5kY
>>2917085DAT TAN
>>2917077Awww, that's so->By Nightmare MoonIT'S A TRICK OF SOME KIND.
>>2917064He really wasn't.
>>2917074Can we be chill and also greentext fetish? Or are those mutually exclusive for some reason?
>>2917077http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
>>2917079>marecuntwhy am i now fully erect and dripping
>>2917093I am being called new every day since last april. It's good being casual.
>>2917091It's cool man. Being sleepy helps you be chill, dude.
>>2917052mic was giving a speech saying how pony music is superiour to any other form of music and then the dildos he had shoved in his ass came flying out. he ran off stage crying.
What if you and an army of your clones was banished to the moon to mine helium-3 with only a creepy robot and a brooding piano-and-synth score to keep you company? [1]
>>2917106actually that sounds more like death than anythingi don't have the picture, and i'm not that anon, but goodnight MLPG
>>2917115>tfw the first time you see that you're like "the hell is this?">but then the dancing
"I guess I could die now"-Lauren Faust, 2012
>>2917107Blah blah blah, don't even try making music unless you've got natural talent, don't just try to do it without talent because you'll look dumb, etc.
>>2917106That is some fucking chill logic, dude.So does that mean Sleepyhead is chillest pony?
>>2917102soup you ass, draw more
>>2917122Leth confirmed for chill
>>2917113hehehehfucking fimfictionKnighty's alright, though.
>That feel when you are waiting for your friendoff emailI've noticed a recent uptick on Friendship on 4chan in general. Numerous boards are hosting get togethers and shared vidya servers.Feels nice.
>>2917128goodnight not-goodnight-anon
>>2917115This fucking video.I love it.
>>2917085goddamnimagine sliding gently in and out of her doggy style as she looks back at you sexily, urging you to hurry or you'll get caught in the twilight voice
>>2917138>don't just try to do it without talent because you'll look dumb>Said by Mic himselfCOMEDY FUCKIN GOLD
>>2917114I say being chill is just ignoring whatever pisses you off, so, you know, whatever.But, like, don't overdo it.That's just my one opinion, though.
>>2917141Okay dude
>>2917077>you will never have a group hug like this
>>2917140Sleepyhead is so chilly the chilly downs from Labyrinth be like DAYUM
>>2917129the hell's going on?
This thread is so chill and cool, I don't want to leave.I really need to go to bed now. See you tomorrow night MLPG.
>>2917128Death is chills final form.Death is chill incarnate.
>>2917091This feel, oh godIt was a good day MLPG, but man, the sun is well risen. Hope we have another tomorrow and all that jazz
>>2917162>Men aren't allowed to grouphug
>>2917155>not the Timmy Turner voice
huh, BCS' full flash is already on /f/
>>2917155>Tara greentextI am MORE than okay with thisJesus fuck more
>>2917138i don't know who this is but i'm guessing it's a person who thinks a laptop is a musical instrument and remixing is the same as writing music
>>2917118Because we've conditioned your body for your waifu!
>>2917162
>>2917172WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT LINKING IT
>>2917114Mutually exclusive bro.Pissing people off is like, the opposite of chill yo.I live on the beach, I know this shit like a science man.
>>2917128[goodnight]
What I love is how bronies gave mic thousands of dollars to go to bronycon, and he gets there, and fucks himself royallyit's karma
>>2917085God dammit. I can't be having these kinds of feelings towards an actual person. They make me feel dirty.
>>2917126 hereapparently I'm the only person who saw one of the best Science Fiction films in the last 10 yearsSource Code was good but a bit disappointing after Moon.
>>2917176Even worse.It's a mediocre(horrible, actually) brony rapper.
>>2917182oh sorry>>>/f/1710422it didn't work in my browser but I downloaded it and can confirm it's legit
>>2917085That must have been a pretty slutty swimsuit...
Do you think you could get a high strung pony like Rarity or Twilight and make them uber chill?
>>2917162I got a hug from four girls at once when I left the last time I went to a party the party was to watch the season finaleone of them mashed their face into my crotch and I didn't know what to feel
Yo I passed out last night at the start of Lauren's speech (it was like 6:30am). Did I miss anything important/hilarious?
>>2917169That's alright.You don't touch someone for a long time you grow to enjoy it.Maybe it's just a defense mechanism, either way I don't give a fuck.
>>2917184for the love of all that is holy how do you get it so when it uploads you don't get a record not found error?
>>2917176But a laptop can be a musical instrument and remix is a valid art form, even if it's not the "same" as writing "original" music.
>>2917167>Hope we have another tomorrowOnly if you praise Celestia, kierz
>>2917195>TwilightShe better be fucking chill. Grounded her ass for spilling that god damn chocolate milk...TWICE
>>2916669>not liking everything about pinkie
>>2917114Yep.Start writing broseph.
>>2917175how hot do you think tara's cunt is after a long day of recordingwould you shove your face into it as she pulls down her jeans and panties and bends over a tablewould you mind if your face got a little sloppy from her sticky juices
>>2917188i liked moon, never saw source code
>>2917195No, I would be paranoid with them.
>>2917195Twilight, yeah.Rarity would require much more subtly. But if you really wanted to, yeah, you probably could as well.
>>2917196Violated.You should feel violated.
>>2917211bitch pleaseThat pony is so unchillup all night studying like theres a test in the morning. Shes not even in school. Twilight is the most UNCHILL PONY EVER
>>2917118Obviously it's the fact that a heavy, drooling set of marelips winking noisily at you is attractive.
>>2917215My fucking god, I did not expect it to turn like this.This is my fetish.I'm so fucking hard.
>>2917162>tfw you were at the beach yesterday>tfw it all ended in a massive group hug>tfw you were stuck in the middle with the chick with DDsLife's good.
>>2917205Dude what?>oggchan>choose file>under tag type whatever>hit next>fucking rename the file before hitting done because if I see another "out.__" filename I'm gonna be chill.
>>2917212Did you see the BCS flash ?It's pretty damn good, learn yourself>>2917193
>>2917164Big Brony rave. Mic's about to perform.
>>2917183But I'm not trying to piss people off, I'm trying to give them boners.
>>2917215What if she like it so much she stood up, pushed me to the floor, and sat on my face?
>>2917207keep telling yourself thatit doesn't mean you're too lazy or dumb to practice piano or learn music theory
>>2917242I am friends with bcs. Also that flash took her about 6 months to make, which is about as long as ive been using flash....
>>2917206sorry gummy ponko and batman but im too tired to draw right now, but i will tomorrow, i promise
>>2917230What if we told her that Sunbuns ordered her to report on the magic of being chill?She'd go into Scientific Chill mode.
>>2917236Good fucking lord does this look comfy.
>>2917242>BCS flashCould you explain?
>>2917081As someone who has done this, I feel kind of bad. MLPG doesn't hate me for what I've done wrong, right?>This singer currently at BronyconHoly fuck the autotune really CAN'T save these guys
>>2917246Here's the thing though.Not everyone wants boners!And it gets even worse,Not everyone gets boners from the same thing!And sometimes, what gives you a boner might even creep or disgust someone!And instead of getting a boner, they'll just get mad.And that's no good.
Would you a Sweetie Cloud?
>Bronies.>Some wave their arms to and fro.>Bronies wave their arms to and fro after a movie ends.
Oh hey it's Tex's birthday.Happy birthday, guy.
>>2917047That hurts.
>>2917268>As someone who has done thisYou mean be a white rapper?It CAN be done, but Mic is fucking TERRIBLE.
So what do you chill guys think of raincloud?
>>2917255Wow 6 months,that is a fucking long time to work on something like that. Well ok then!
>>2917279Oh, happy birthday Tex!
>>2917066I missed Eurobeat guy.Dayum shame.
>>2917221I recommend botch
>>2917254I'm not a musician, but to say that a machine capable of doing effectively everything is less of a musical instrument than a machine that makes certain sounds is short-sighted, in my mind.I would agree with the contention that running a laptop synth takes a very limited set of "skills", but musicianship and compositional ability are not the same thing.
>>2917215>Pushes your arms away when you try to run your hands along her waist>she chides you in a sing-song voice, saying "Ah-ah, no touching"
>>2916954>r63 Rarity found femsnails "toybox". And has it out on the floor, with a few choice pieces scattered about.>And femsnails walks in.Why would malerarity be in her room, let alone going through her intimates>>2916928>Do the latter first. except she loses the courage to actually send it to them in the end and just ends up masturbating to itspeaking from experience, anon?
>>2917248and her tight pucker was right over your mouth? wouldn't you give her a lick? just to see what she tasted like? what if she tasted good? what if she gasped? what if she liked it, telling you that she can never find a man who's willing to lick her there, that she loves anal stimulation, that after you finish down there she'll let you put it in?
>>2917281And it was getting good...
>>2917267she's been working on a pony sex flash for a few months and released the demo a bit agospike and twilight have sex
>>2917279>it's Tex's birthday>pinkie throws him a bitchin party>he sits at the table staring at nothing with his usual scowl>pinkie puts a had on him and gives him a piece of cake>he doesnt change a bit>gummy crawls up and eats his cake
>>2917293>I'm not a musicianstopped reading there
>>2917268Didn't he win a Blizzcon competition or something like that?Didn't he have to perform live there?
>>2917268Nothing wrong with white guys rapping. Mic is just absolute shit.>>2917283>Mic talks about how you can use editing software to make sure you stay on the beat>"That's why that one song was 6 months late"No wonder he's spazzing out about having to perform live.
>>2917305Oh. Okay.
>>2917291UHM confirmed.
>>2917298go for cute, GG. FemSnails and SnailMom out shopping or talking about boys. Or talking about her big, goofy ears.
>>2917294would she let me call her mommy
>>2917309
>Eurobeat will never release the mortal kombat aria version
>>2917268Nothing wrong with trying to rap, bro.The problem is, though, is when instead of trying to improve your own skills at rapping you use technology to compensate for your inability to keep a rhythm, which, y'know, is the entire fucking focus of rapping.God Mic's such a shithead...
we've got a regular fucking mangum on stage right now
>>2917298Why haven't you done fem!Snails and male!Trixie?Explain yourself.I demand answers.
>>2917259but then she would neurotically and scientificially try to study being chill, and since she doesnt chill she would have to pester other chill poniessure, the chillest of chill ponies may be able to withstand it without breaking a sweat, but if she was unleashed on a pony whose mastery of chill is tenuous then the net amount of chill pony would decrease
so did anything hilarious happen at bronycon today? any good pics?
>>2917316I hope he fucking tanks.Like, right in the middle of his song, he forgets the words and just stands there, with the mic in his hands, the song playing in the background.
>>2917299Eeehhhh...I'm imagining a pony right now. I can't help it.Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
>>2917286a true hero
>lilmissjay at bronycon with his mother>his nametag says lilmissjay on iti wonder what his mother thought.
>>2917337>Why haven't you done fem!Snails and male!Trixie?BecauseI hate Trixie
>>2917338>but then she would neurotically and scientificially try to study being chillBut at the same time thats destroying her research on being chill. She will become a chill singularity.
>>2916923Too often in the show. Especially in S2. Too many human poses in S2.
>>2917269Alright, different guy, and I can dig what you're saying, but float on this, brother:Being chill? That means being chill about stuff other dudes like, even if you're not. Some dudes do want to talk about that sorta stuff. I can respect that you don't, but it's a two way street, man. A give and take. Else you end up harshing mellows. And that, my friend, is the exact opposite of what we want going on in here.
>>2917293Bro, you're confusing playing an instrument with musicianship.
>>2917343This would kill him more than that conspiracy to ruin him back in 2011 ever could have.
>>2917339twitter pony rp panelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zRPcY1RSc
Yay Rose.
>>2917353They are just preparing us for hoomans
>>2917312I am a musician, and I'd say that synthetically-generated music is still music, it's still art, and it's still worthy of respect. Remixing is an art in itself.Yeah, I have more respect for those working with "real" instruments, but I think that's mostly bias on my part. It takes a lot of work to get a synthesizer to sound good, and it requires the same sort of artistic vision and passion and skill that playing an acoustic instrument does.Yes, the technology can save you from a lot, but it can't save a total lack of creativity.
>>2917169>>2917201
>>2917286>>2912215
>>2917338You know what we have to do, dude.You know what Twilight needs.She needs to take a chill pill.
>>2917362Yesssss.
>>2917316>>2917334Honestly, using flex in Logic, you have to be RIDICULOUSLY off-tempo to need to use it. And this is coming from a guy who overdubs the vocal tracks 6 times.HERE COMES MIC
>>2917361THAT WAS NOT HILARIOUSTHAT WAS PURE TORTURE SMILING IS DEAD
>>2917320What?
>>2917352this will either make all ponies chill forever or destroy all chill in the universe
>>2917361is the thing still going on? what was that livestream?
>>2917362>I requested thisRose draws everything cute.
>>2917366>Yes, the technology can save you from a lot, but it can't save a total lack of creativityJust look at Mic!
>>2917349
>>2917362this is technically masturbation right?
>tfw just got homeI missed all of bronecon, highlights pls
>>2917349>I hate trixieI think I like you GG ❣
>>2917349>hating any of the ponies>even trixie GG i am disapoint
>>2917394It's 100$ nonsexual cuddles, anon.
>>2917397In a nutshell.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8UI5gln9Mk#t=30
>>2917362>donkey>with a cutiemarki guess it is finally confirmed that rose does not watch the show
>>2917394I dont think hugging a pony/donkey version of yourself is masturbation
>>2917333>Eurobeat will never share a dubplate version of his collab with AlexS
>>291739799% of it was onlythedeadcanknowpeacefromthisevil.jpgOh we had AKR sing us a prototype of the Smile Song before bronies went full Daniel Ingram on her
>>2917381>Twilight researching how to be the chillest>discovers a chill spell>becomes a pone Dr. Freeze>shoots spike>jumps on the couch and chills>SUCCESS
>>2917412It's a sticker>do you even watch the rose
>>2917185And he doesn't show the least bit of gratitude to any of them. He takes them all completely for granted.All that crying he was doing to get that money? Crocodile tears. He's proven himself a pretty horrible person in my book.
>>2917412Is a fake cutie mark anon.Do you even watch the fanon?
>>2917412She made that character before donkeys were on the show.
>>2917338>Twilight, in her quest to discover the truth behind chill, discovers peyote>she suddenly becomes the chillest pony in the universeWould you drop peyote with Twilight?
>>2917412
>>2917397UhmBLBLBLBLBLBLBL-Eurobeat
>>2917429Unfortunately I'm more of a "smoke a bowl with Fluttershy" kind of guy
>>2917412>not knowing it's a sticker
>>2917429I would, but only to make sure she stays chill.A bad trip is most certainly unchill, but a good trip is the chillest of all.
>>2917345after you give her a good rimming and she gets off on anal stimulation alone, and she bends over and spreads her cheeks open, telling you it's ok for you to put it in when you're ready, what do you think the squish of your cock entering her wet asshole will sound like
>>2917361I laughed for a solid three minutes when this was posted earlier today.That fucking panel was the best.
Would you a pone? Even if her fat marecunt was too big to fit in one hand?
>>2917439>Not splitting a pound of psylocibin mushrooms with Pinkie.
>>2917439>>2917429>not doing any kind of substance wit any of the pondies at any timeand you call yourself a man
where the fuck is the stream for bronycon at?
>>2917287Yea but theres so many poses in it, it's nuts.In other news, i'm working on a completely SFW flash.TUN DUN DUN
>>2917467YOUR SPOILER ONLY INCREASES MY AROUSAL.
>>2917467
>>2917467>engorged/pumped anus/cunt fetish
>>2917478Do tell.
>>2917472I don't even do drugs besides caffeine.I like to be in full control.
>>2917476http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/everfree.php
>>2917439but twilight needs your help to research chillin
am i the only one here who isnt stalking rose?
>>2917467I would a pone especially if her puffy, sensitive folds were to fill up both my hands.
>>2917470No way man.The psychoanalytical ones are the BEST to trip with.Just listening to them drone on as they try to rationalize what they're seeing before they finally give up and just give in and let the trip take them for a ride...Fucking incredible.
>>2917472>Not mainlining pure magic.
>>2917467Yes. I might be too small at first, but the suction from that thing would have me rivaling a stallion before the month was out.
>>2917478go on
>>2917488i don't do drugs either, but full control is an illusion, just saying
>FL studioPure magic and miracles without samples.
HE BEEFED ITKNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
>>2917488>not takine 10,000 mlg of pure cafine with Pinkie
>>2917494Probably.
>>2917085Tara confirms more that she's kind of a bimbo. I bet she's easy too. Is she still married? Or is she divorced?
>>2917242>BCS flash>goodget some standards you sack of horseshit
>>2917433>>2917444err
>>2917513>mlg>major league gaming
>>2917512MOMS SPAGHETTI
>>2917498What would you do if she winked and your hands got sucked inside?
>>2917494Pretty much.We're all sad, lonely people though, so you might be better off.
>>2917513But isn't 10g of pure caffeine the lethal dose for humans?
>>2917478Really?That's nice!
>MFW this stream
>>2917501Yes... But I want to sit around with Pinkie licking one another for hours.
>>2917512TELL ME SOME OF YOU ARE RECORDING THIS.
It's like he's performing in a low-budget parody of 8 Mile.
>>2917533I dont get it.
>>2917508>using FL Studio for live performingliving hell I tell you
>>2917478do you ever stream while you work?
>>2917478Is it a vidya gaem or just a animation? Either sounds good. The only pony game I want is a rhythm game like Parappa.
wait is pandering in the chat ForeverPandering?does fp mlpg?
Remember that time Mic totally beefed it?
>>2917528Yes
>>2917516Tara met former American actor, turned real estate agent, Craig Strong in early 1999 at a party hosted by Sharon Stone's sister. Tara and Craig married on May 14, 2000. They have two sons, Sammy (b. Feb/5/2002) and Aden (b. Aug/25/04). The family resides in Toluca Lake, California with their dog, Baci. She and Craig are the founders of VoiceStarz, Inc., an Internet-based company which teaches people how to get into the voiceover business. Craig is the CEO.
>>2917533What kind of reaction is that?
>>2917524Well, I suppose I'd have to make the best of the situation and start working her as best I could with my fists.
>>2917545It can be done, if you are full Korean.
>>2917512does "he beefed it" mean he farted
>>2917524>genitalvorepls not again
>>2917524I'd probably pretend to fight it as an excuse to start doublefisting her copiously drooling puss, watching as her anus begins to clench reflexively from the intense stimulation
>>2917487lets just say it involves pinkie, rarity and a drama couch>>2917547Nah just a joke animation>>2917546nah
>>2917533>posting MictheMicrophonebrony plzplz brony plz go
>>2917298>speaking from experience, anon?Yeah man, I mean, all those messages on tumblr I wanted to send you and all
>>2917547>The only pony game I want is a rhythm game like Parappa.>not also wanting Applejack Harvest MoonNIGGA WHAT
>>2917516god i'd love to have her guide me on how best to orally pleasure her and then take my virginity as i call her mommy
>>2917556Remember that time Mic was a faggot?
>>2917576>pony tears of joy crystallize into beautiful gemstones
>>2917568He got so off-beat he had to stop the song
>>2917349>Hates TrixieHow edgy. If there was no Trixie fandom you probably wouldn't even remember her.
>>2917591That's not Mic.That's Homestuck.
>>2917568
>>2917591This guy is much cooler than Mic will ever be
>faust and tara are calling bronies the greatest fandom to ever existwhoa, slow down there for a second, you cant just go around spouting random bullshit like that.
>>2917606seth pls go
>>2917576Rarity is mother of gems?
>>2917607Mic is at the con in an ugly homestuck shirt
>>2917556I was thinking about something the other day.The Heartland Institute. It's that PR group that denies global warming. They've made a whole shitload of really stupid decisions lately, and have really shot themselves in the foot.And I was thinking... if you have a bunch of people whose only common connection is that they don't think global warming is real... every single one of them has to be totally fucking retarded. So of course they're going to do stupid shit like shooting themselves in the foot. It's only a matter of time.Then I realized that could really apply to any group of patently stupid people. Mic the Microphone being a good example.
>>2917562Would you be able to get her off before she sucked your arms in all the way up to the elbow?>>2917573Would you dive as far in as you could so you could press your face against her massive pucker?
>>2917594would she call you a bad boy and spank you if you came to early?
>>2917615I'm sorry to say:>fandoms>good
>>2917606>How edgy.Nothing edgy about itshe's just a lame character
>>2917628>Would you dive as far in as you could so you could press your face against her massive pucker?Keep going.
>>2917612do you remember where you were when the squid beefed it?
>>2917612dude too soon
>>2917605Hahahahahaha.
>>2917607Ironyshades is my favorite Homestucks.
As someone who wasn't aware that there were things happening, what did I miss?
VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
>>2917629no spankingonly cuddles motherly cuddles as i suckled on her large breasts
>>2917607>>2917614the joke is that Strider is exactly what Mic is.a talentless, shitty hipster rapper who think he's the shit but in reality is nothing more than a pathetic white boy attention whore
Don't worry Mic...I bet you could make a great auctioneer with that speedy talk you did!Oh...Oh my goodness you were rapping?You poor man.
anyone have pics of pregnant fausT?
>>2917669Rose pls rap
>>2917623He's cosplaying as Strider.Dude dyed his hair blonde and even got that stupid bird cut.
>>2917593That game made me feel uncomfortable. I remember looking up Gamefaqs for that Gameboy one and reading about "Once you are 101 you can get a beach house with your wife." I honestly don't know if I could play a game that long that wasn't really that in depth. Farming is too basic.
>>2917657somebody is beefing it and im missing it toogoddomit
So, what did you guys liked from this Bronypalooza?*Tara werking it*Omnipony set (short as fuck tho)*MicTheMicrocunt beefing it
>>2917669we dont need you anymore rose. reu is better.
>>2917677Didn't you just see Mic's speed talking?Hell to the no
>>2917661what if discord offered you the chance to rape luna, no strings attached, because he liked watching her suffer?would you do it?
>>2917646But she is a great character.Also if it wasn't for her episode we wouldn't have gotten Snails.
>>2917646Glitter Glue what if femsnails got caught up in the hardcore tumblr social justice warrior crowd
>>2917689I need vidya of the beefing
>>2917686What are we missing anonHow are we missing this?
>>2917669he probably would have made a better auctioneer than the people they actually did have, those guys were terrible
>>2917628Being perfectly honest? I hope not. Don't get me wrong, I'd do my best for her, but that seeping, winking honeypot is irresistible. Hell, I'd probably work them that far myself, even if she didn't have that kind of strength.
>>2917680We should show the guys over at the HSG pics of him.>"He was the most popular guy there too."
>>2917697i want to hug filly trixie
>>2917697
>>2917698what if she got caught up in a spilled glue tanker
>>2917628>squelch loudly in to your elbows, hearing her moan and coo as your fingers start to rub her cervix>lean forward, giving her donut-sized pucker a heavy kiss with lots of tongue>you can feel her convulsions start to grow stronger as your arms buried deep inside her and your tongue probing her eager ring push her closer to the edge
>>2917689>Tara werking it>De Lancie werked it briefly with waggly arms>Eurobeat singan
>>2917657We just need to make a list:1) Tara being the biggest attentionwhore ever on a panel full of attention whores2) Nicole Oliver getting snippy with her during said panel3) Mic the Microphone getting schooled by Euro4) Amy Keating-Rodgers singing the prototype version of "Smile, Smile, Smile" before the bronies swarmed her and started singing the show's version5) The most bizarre panel ever -- Twitter Ponies.6) Lil Miss Jay taking his mom to bronycon7) All kinds of dosh being spent on stupid shit at the auction
>>2917715That sounds very unpleasant
>>2917576Hey Tiara you said a long time ago that if you had some free time maybe you'll make something cute with Twilight and RarityWill you still do it if you want to?
>>2917703i dont knowi just heard something about 8 Mile and beef
>>2917693butpls
>>2917661>fanon
>be in fucking saturday morning class>break time>flip out 3DS>play some Super Robot whatever the fuck the rest of the title is>Tits floppin everywhere and uguu~Alpha as fuck
>>2917647>you rim her tight ring and enjoy the feeling of her clenching against your arms>after a while she backs up until you are underneath her then tells you to wrap your legs around her and hold on tight>once you are hanging under her she ties you to her with a rope and heads out into the field to buck some apples
>>2917672please, I need this for reasons
>>2917697Is the story almost finished, Nanaki?
>>2917721Aw dammit I loved the auction last timeas I still don't understand this Twitter ponies panel concept
>>2917721How did Eurobeat school mic? I saw Uhm blblbl but I left after that one guy took out the guitar and couldn't play it well
>>2917721Also Faust crying.
>>2917729Sure since im going to be making a ton of sfw stuff now. What did you have in mind?
>>2917558>married for 12 yearsNeat. Chance of her cheating is very high.
>>2917696Why do you ask such a horrible thing.Of course __________YES_________
>>2917680dyed blonde hair looks so unnatural>mfw natural dark blonde hair that looks green in sunlight
>>2917593>tfw learning programming>tfw I'd love to do games like these, but it feels like saying "I want to do paintings like the Mona Lisa" when just getting into art
>>2917697Shit, that's adorable.She's still bad.
>>2917696No.
femsnails abusing online anonymity
>>2917754Not him, but ponies that are really exhausted, about to fall asleep.That would be great
>>2917721I can die now - Lauren Faust
>>2917754Shit I don't know something cute.Maybe something in CanterlotOr Twilight teaching Rarity and Sweetie magic if you want...
>>2917737Thanks for the riveting personal blog update
>>2917760the programming is not the hard part. Programming is not an art, it's a craft like, more akin to carpentry than painting.
shit tiara what are you doing
>>2917751>How did Eurobeat school mic?Just by being there.Mic is just that terrible.
>>2917705Would you bend your head down so she doesn't have to strain herself while she pulls you deeper and deeper?
>>2917776so the mane 6 are also genderswapped now?
>>2917743Yeah. Again, sorry about the wait.>>2917752No seriously, nobody explained this. What happened to make her cry?
>>2917776She sends this to all six of them, right
>>2917754>making cute stuffI like you.
What are you listening to, /co/? Hopefully you've got some class.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY
>>2917752The Faust panel provided very little of interest, sadly.Apparently Zecora was going to be named "Shaman" and play a bigger role on the show. But that's it.Otherwise it was just that fag from Everfree Radio spamming the Faust with questions about the "Brony Movement"
>>2917779That's how I feel. I haven't slept in approaching 48 hours nowI want to lucid dream so badly, I've had pone in the background this whole timeWish me luck
>>2917776>horse cock
What did I miss in the past 24 hours I was gone?
>>2917737Endless Frontier, I'm guessing.FORCED EVASION.
>>2917807Assburgers
>>2917796But I did explain it.>>2917076
>>2917759>tfw natural brown hair that appears to have red streaks in the sunlight>tfw enough sun bleaches it and makes it two toneIf only i had a nicer face bitches would be all over thatbut nopechubby-cheeked asian face on a white guy
>>2917807literally nothing. nothing of interest happened whatsoever.
>>2917805>Your favorite element will never send you a picture of his massive horsecock
>>2917788 herenot to say there isn't artistry of a very high level in well-written code. A piece of furniture built by a master craftsman is stunning in the quality of work involved. And it will hold together better than an equivalent piece built by an apprentice.But it's not a beaux art.
>>2917776ohohoho
>>2917800http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OROYsCqzud4
>>2917776>Please respond.Every time.
>>2917760I learned on the TI-84+.Restrictions like a 54x92 screen and monochrome display made making things much easier. Of course, I never learned z80 assembly, so all my programs and few games were in TI-BASIC and very slow.Start with 2D/sprite games. 3D is VERY HARD. I once tried to write a 3D raycasting engine in TI-BASIC. Think Wolfenstien 3D. .5 frames per second with a two-panel wall. All wireframe.
>>2917790I guess.I was hoping something happened likeMic: I think I'm good at music but I don't know shit, so here's a statement which is dumbEuro: Uhm, actually, noMic: Oh fuck I'm choking on a thousand cocks
>>2917760I want to do that too.Programming looks nice.
>>2917785You're quite welcome.I wish there was a pony game like it>fucking combo the shit out of an enemy then finish with some fucking flashy finishing move>but replacing the tits its MAXIMUM CUTE
>>2917779>>2917784What if Sweetie falling asleep on Rarity while Twilight is teaching them magic?
>>2917802Good luck!
>>2917807
>>2917807This is still, I submit, one of the ten cutest things ever produced on MLPG.See >>2917721 in regards to your post
>>2917800Danger
>>2917811>FORCED EVASION
>>2917801>get chance to ask someone who works in animation some actual interesting questions maybe>ask self-serving questions to make yourselves feel warm and fuzzy inside
I haven't followed BronyCon at all because I was too busy spreading the word of Allah.Can someone give me the highlights, or direct me to somewhere they are cataloged?
>>2917718>you piston your arms as best you can and try to hit her sweet spot and internal clitoris>when you aren't probing her as with your tongue you are gently biting the fleshy part of her tail>she cums and nearly breaks your arms before the contracting muscles force you out of her>after she catches her breath she licks her lips and tells you to bend over so she can return the favor
>>2917797She doesn't realize and writes each of their emails in the CC
>>2917076>>2917816Oh. Well happy tears are okay.
>>2917822what a cut, hug vunerable looking pony
>>2917801>Otherwise it was just that fag from Everfree Radio spamming the Faust with questions about the "Brony Movement"This is what I hate. I don't give two shits about the fandom. I care about the show. I care about S3. I care about the making of.
>>2917776>Applebloom read AJs mailbox
>>2917818I have blonde hair with black eyebrows, brownish hair on the sides of my face and a red hair on my chin.I AM THE RAINBOW.
>>2917760Nigga this is the perfect opportunity.Make a text version of the game. Programming is the only way to really learn how to program and this is a great way to start. Start off small - maybe some simple menu-driven stuff - but get to something playable as soon as you can. Seeing your own code running the way you want is an amazing motivator.You can do it it you try, bro. Don't sell yourself short just because you're starting out.
>>2917800nothing, but I posted >>2917126 earlier and that's good shit.
where are the pregnant faust photos?
>>2917855>sends a picture of his underage horsecock
>>2917792I probably would. Can't have that beautiful mare working too hard, now, can we?And you know how sensitive she is back there. Don't want her getting too excited before the job's done.
>>2917847>EU3mah niggasee >>2917721
>>2917847twitter pony rp panelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6zRPcY1RScI don't really have anything to add, it's just something that you should be aware of
>>2917828It was more like>Mic: I'M WEARING AVIATORS INSIDE DURING THIS PANEL, SO DON'T EVEN TRY MAKING MUSIC UNLESS YOU'VE GOT NATURAL TALENT>Auguste Gusteau: Anyone can cook!>Mic: OH FUCK I'M CHOKING ON A MILLION DICKS
>>2917848wat
>>2917800Nope!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLgIZZ3P0Gc
>>2917820>you will never find a picture of a real horsecock online and send it back to him>you will never make him feel insecure about his size
>>2917820>Your favorite element will never send you a picture of his massive horsecock
>>2917877Heehee.
>>2917860There's some shitty art of Faust being pregnant with a pony fetus.mlpg produced it almost immediately after it was revealed she was preggers
>>2917843You were a tenth of a second too slow, Sweetie. Now all your attacks are useless and your combo is wasted.
>>2917807The hightlight I would say is the interview with AKR, Faust, and Nicole Oliver. Vidya was tolerable, music panel is non pony related, twitter pony was moronic, and EQD interview was bad.Also, is there the Nicole Oliver video upload somewhere?
>>2917789spaghetting all over>>2917779>>2917784>>2917832so something overly cute.... i'll try to think of somethingalso here have some shitty animatics from later in the flash.
>>2917885don't say that! it might happen!
>>2917860Dude, she would have delivered many months ago now
>>2917858This as fuck.Just writing a simple visual novel or such is already very motivating. Got me started with programming.
>>2917858This.I've actually considered making an RTS, but lazying my way around it by making it text-only and forcing you to play by getting some friends, a table, a map, and a bunch of miniatures and have one of your bros sit at the computer and yell out stuff it tells him and type stuff in for you.
time for sleep, but tomorrow va panel which might have real questionsok, it likely wont, but i can wait until tomorrow to have my hope shattered
>>2917829it sucksdont be lured by the siren song of vidya game development
>>2917893Twitterponies was amazing>We have lives>I'm laid off. I'm on 24/7
>>2917894oops forgot the image,
>>2917901>yfw Faust miscarried and that's why she left MLP
>>2917885You should draw femsnails giving one of the mane six a shake she made.
>>2917885>but there's still hope of seeing it in real life
>>2917894Lookin' good Tiara!
tomorrow is going to suck dick so hard
>>2917902What's a good way to start on something like that?
>>2917925I want to suck dick so hard
>>2917878She wants to rim you. Her tongue is larger than a human woman's.
>>2917894I WANT TO BE TRANSPORTED TO THE NEAREST EMERGENCY ROOM.DO NOT DISAPPOINT.
>>2917901>she would have delivered many months agodudedudeI can't handle this
>>2917885You're the king of "ugly cute" GG.
>>2917888what kind of reaction is that
>>2917931ditto
>>2917930Fucking write.You'll get halfway through, realize you made some terrible design decisions 15 minutes in, and spend 20 hours fixing them.It's good practice.
>>2917909But I liked messing in BASIC when I was a little kid.
>>2917885GG, why do your girls with big ears just turn out so damn adorable? It's the insecurity/awkwardness, isn't it?
>>2917925what's big on the agenda for tomorrow?
>>2917913ahaha
>>2917870Would she suck you all the way in, or would she on;y suck you halfway in so you can stand up and walk around while inside her?
>>2917931WHAT A COINCIDENCEI HAVE A DICK
>>2917903That reminds me of that starship game where each player takes a different job and can only see their own views on their screen. The captain player only gets a monitor and has to ask his crew to put stuff onscreen for him so he can direct them.
>>2917911All the inane rules, the bullshit, the really fat guy in the fedora just droning on and on and on...That panel was glorious.
>>2917955De Lancie panel.
>>2917911It was spaghetti inducing and it show so much how they did not watch the show.I wonder how many people would join in that Twitter Pony just now to fuck around with those guys?
>>2917943
>>2917858I like this idea!
>>2917959>A man walking around with a pony engulfing his head
>>2917965I tried playing that with a few friends, it looked like a lot of funwe didn't have enough computers, though.
>>2917954awkwardness and embarrassment are my fetishes
>>2917954>you will never genrly rub a pony's big soft floppy ears, telling her how cute they are
>>2917661this is stupid as fuck
>>2917925> that feel when totally ignoring Spaghetticonthat's a good feel.
>>2917955brony fursuit contest
>>2917979I'm so distressed
>>2917988>following his tumblrget the FUCK out
>>2917955Well there will be anothe VA panel today and this time the bronies will ask questions. Maybe, just maybe if we're lucky we'll get some show related stuff.
>>2917988>beefing itohnononononoBronecon is ruined, cancel the second daynever again
>>2917989>you will never rub her big soft floppy ears telling her how cute they are while she gives you head and cries happy tears
>>2917954See:>>2917941
>>2917992I'm in just for the laughs
>>2917988I want to be able to see this
>>2917997yisssssssssss
is there a photo of LK or SB ?
>>2917955They're actually going to have a real VA panel. The one today was hogged by the presenter (same as the Faust thing), but he said they'd actually take questions tomorrow.I think that's scheduled for 1PM EDT.And then there's that thing with DeLancie.
>>2917976I want to be the Dayguard and start picking on all the Shining Armor faggots, but I know I wouldn't be able to do the character justice and it would only get mlpg to hate me
>>2917989>she will never blush as tears bead in the corners of her eyes>"don't tease me like that, it's mean"
So did Nicole Oliver say anything interesting at the Con? She's my favorite.
>>2918003>Maybe, just maybe if we're lucky we'll get some show related stuff.HAHAHHAHAHAHDid you SEE Faust's question panel? Its not going to happen. Its all going to be fandom question.
>>2917988he's just fishing for compliments, you all know he thinks he did great
>>2917987Too bad femSnails has neither I guess
>>2918028LET ME DREAM ANON. JUST LET ME DREAM
>>2918005>taking sexual advantage of an emotionally vulnerable filly with self-image issuesand people jumped down my throat for liking saran rape's abuse picturesyou're all fags.
>>2918033Her ears are massive GG. Why?
>>2918028all of those questions are pre-screened, btw
>>2918022She mentioned how she feels like a mother around the CMC's voice actors, and how she swears like a sailor around the studio but would never do it in Celestia's voice because she's a princess.Then the fucking camera cut out because bronies can't manage shit.
>>2918022Recording Hearts & Hooves was fun. She told Tara to cool it.Not much else, though.
>>2918005Take out the sexual garbage and this is pretty cute.
>>2917983More like his entire torso.>it's cold outside so you put on your stretchy minipony hoody>you slip your head and arms through her vagina>your arms go into her forelegs and your face is visible from inside your mouth>Once you out on your stretchy minipony pants and hats you step outside into the cold
Cosmo says Tess please draw Lyra handing Bon Bon to Carrot Top.Because of the card.
>>2918008yeah, right, keep coming up with the excuses brony scum faggot> "I was pretending to be retarded"
>>2917950>You'll get halfway through, realize you made some terrible design decisions 15 minutes in, and spend 20 hours fixing them.If there's one thing you ever learn from trying to write, it's that you'll never be happy with your stuff. Ever.
Time for post-spaghetti doodles. What should I do?
>>2918035I do think she's cute and that's exactly why I want her to suck my penis.
>>2918055Tell Cosmo he's a mook
>>2917959Well I really it's a question of whether I would fit or not. It'd be nice, balled up inside her like that, but if she'd get a kick out of being carried around like that, then who am I to deprive her?Besides, she could always continue after she got bored of being walked around. Have her cake and eat it too.
>>2917965>>2917985What is it called?
>>2918035man forget you guysI jsut ant to rub ears. They're cute,l ike a dog or punny
>>2918012this is picture of MS and SB togetherMS looks like an actual pedophile
>>2917988>you must be following this user to replywell fuck that
>>2918060Mic beefing it
>>2918048>sexual garbageKreon, please go
>>2918022She told Tara to chill out when she was spazzing all over the panel. That was brilliant.Nicole is now #2 on the list of VAs from the show I want to hang out with.
>>2918033hey Double G. here's an idea.Femsnails gets fleas and starts to scratch herself lewdly against a fencepost to the enjoyment/surprise of some stallion.
Ask a guy who stuck things in roses chitinous holes anything
>>2918035>filly
>>2918062>implying you have a penis
>>2918069SB I think you've had enough alcohol.
>>2918070nice pic, brah
>>2918059Yeah, but in programming you can have a set of specific design goals and if you meet them you can sort of pretend to yourself that you're "done".You're never really done, of course.
It's summer.I have all the time in the world.And now,there's nothing left to program.
>>2918037cute
>>2918082what kind of things?
>>2918082SB pls go
>>2918028>how do you feel about bronies>have bronies changed your life>do bronies make you feel any feelings>how have bronies impacted your career and your life>do you think about bronies every day>if you could say one more thing to bronies about being bronies what would it be>bronies love you now say you love bronies back
>>2917930Take your language or developer kit of choice. I don't use anything too beginner friendly, but something like Java should be pretty easy to pick up on.First find out how to make text box.Then make your text of choice appear in said box.Now make it have a typewriter effect instead of it appearing all at once.Now make it read strings from a table/array so that you can proceed to the next set of dialogue after it's done with the current one.Then start figuring out how to animate simple character portraits to appear alongside your text box. There are varying ways to go about this: maybe have dialogue in textArray, and portraits in portraitArray?Next make it load the text you want from a text file, many varying ways to go about this.And then start adding any other functionalities you'd like to add: branching paths, more advanced character animation, screen effects, sound, music, skip function to speed up the typewriter effect, whatever comes to your mind!
>>2918076>She told Tara to chill out when she was spazzing all over the panel. That was brilliant.What's the exact quote?
>>2918070ohmygawdthey're invisible
>>2918086And I thin that I havent had enough pony ears!
>>2918085Hey man, I'm fine with being drilled in multiple holes by multiple stallions, filled up like the little slut I am too, Just also like cute pone sucking my dick.
>>2918045>She mentioned how she feels like a mother around the CMC's voice actorsThat's adorable.
>>2918083my headcanon is that she is 3 years oldand gave birth to snails when she was a fetusfuck you.
>>2918018I wouldn't hat you. But I think there's another one who already made Dayguard.
before the auction they were interviewing this cool black guy who started singing. anyone remember what the name of his youtube channel was. that guy seemed pretty hilarious.
>>2918101It was something like >Cool it, honey.I suppose we'll find out when the Everfree guys upload the videos to their site.
>>2918067How long would you want to stay in there? What would you do if she had some male company one evening?
So tell me if i'm right...>Mic was being a faggot as usual>Said you need natural talent for music>Eurobeat says he's wrong>Eurobeat proceeds to dunk the fuck out of MicAm I right? I was too busy with starcraft.
Can I get a spaghetti reportI've slept since the disaster of a VA panel
>>2918019>you will never lightly scratch her behind the ears and tell her that you're not teasing; you mean it>from the bottom of your heart
SAILORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALLOH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GOIT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOW
>>2917855>>2917865oopswrong reply
>>2918088>You're never really done, of course.You think you're done. You get so damn close. You read everything over once. Twice. "Okay, I think this is decent," you think. It takes the courage of a thousand men to finally put it out.And THEN you see your mistakes.
>>2918132>appleseedthen shouldn't she-snails be called suger or spice?
>>2918132>Apple Seed>not 'Apple's Seed"GG you beefed it
>>2918132OH GOODNESS SIR PLEASE CONTINUE
>>2918090I still visit /co/...It changed man. It's just a hollow shell of what it was.Well except for the capefags
>>2918122No, it was pretty much >Mic hogging microphone and telling everyone how to do things, never letting anyone else talk>Mentions you can't even try unless you've got talent>Eurobeat: But that's wrong, you fucking retard>Eurobeat is pretty much silent for the rest of the panel, but Mic isn't being a faggot now
>mic sometimes visits the tf2 server I regular>i'll have a chance to do a follow-up dunkThis is the best spaghetticon.
So just how bad did Mic beefed it?
>>2918107What if a stallion simply pinned you to the ground and slapped his shaft against his belly until your shirt was covered with his seed?
>>2918122Yep, you nailed it.
>>2918088The best way to write a program is to go nowhere near a damn text editor until you know exactly how everything will work.Seriously. Get some flowcharts, IPO charts, whatever, and make sure you know exactly what needs to do what, what variables need to be relied upon, what needs to be accessible from where, ect.EVERYTHING SHOULD BE MADE SO THAT YOU CAN PULL IT OUT COMPLETELY AND CUNTPASTE ENTIRELY NEW CODE IN AND FUNCTION PROPERLY.Think of a program as like a computer. Your motherboard is your main function. It calls all the other functions. You should structure this as so you can simply swap out functions wherever you might need to be able to, like swapping out parts on a computer.The key to programming is planning, planning, planning. It's fine to wing it at points (but be nice and make sure to label it with "MAGIC STARTS HERE") but most of your code should look like it was built out of legos.
>>2918076Oh god I can't wait for Tabitha at the Seattle con
>>2918145>not mollusk or some other variant of the Snail family
>>2918132Pfhahah pls keep going.
>>2918153you're going to need to fraps this, son
>>2918155Remember that time the Scoots beefed it? It was worse than that.
>>2918157>>2918152>conflicting storiesOh jeez.
>>2918161>yfw she comes in The Burdened's costume"TOP THIS, SPARKLE!"
>>2918162yea but it sticks with the whole snips and snails thing
happy birthday tex. if you live near portland OR, i will give you free birthday weed and pizza rolls.
>>2918132Pssssst. Hey.
>>2918119As long as she could hold me in. It'd be wonderful being carried around inside her warm, soft body.And...Well...Try to get 'lined up'.
>>2918153demo pls
>>2918152I'm pretty sure that I learned more about making music from just seeing Eurobeat's face than I did in the 6 months I've spent fiddling with AL8
>>2918156I'd probably help clean the rest off his delicious cock and masculine belly. Can't have any of that stuff go to waste.
>>2918122Anyone know what it was he said?I missed it.
>>2918156I would be very okay with that especially if he forced me to clean it up with my mouth
gsfsdgdxfgfdgdfggghdcxvcxvdgfdfgg
>>2918167Really? Won't be that much big of a deal but hey why not. Next time I see him i'll put fraps on. i dont really want to be too much of an asshole though because i love the server and dont wanna be kicked or anything
We ded?
I've missed you.
>MS does lolicon >hated and despised as the pedophile he is>GG does sex jokes with fillies>LOL SO HALARIOUS!!!!!!111
why are ponyis so cute?
>>2918132>a colt will never send you a picture of his underaged horse cock>it will never have been a ploy set up by Mayor Mare to get the weird human arrested by the pony FBI
ded
>>2918100Not OP but thanks.
>>2918165
>>2918156>my shirt covered>not my shirt, my face and most of the ground in front of him
http://micthemicrophone.tumblr.com/post/26261290005/im-sorry-for-fucking-that-up-i-really-really-amPfffffffff-
we ded
>>2918143That's not a good feel.
>>2918122>>2918152Is there video uploadup of that music panel with Eurobeat somewhere? I purposely miss that panel because the LAST music panel was shitty as hell.
>>2918158>most of your code should look like it was built out of legos.This.
>>2918155When you're doing so bad the song has to stop midway, you know you beefed it pretty bad.
Testingwhy cant I see what I am typeing.
how many tons of spaghetti have been dropped in autismcon so far?
>>2916607Hey /co/ how was the rest of spaghetticon I left in middle of the "psych" report
>>2918184OH MY.
>>2918223All of the panels and everything should be up on Everfree Radio's website eventually. Probably not tomorrow, I guess, but sometime in the coming week.
>>2918186Would she get mad if you took all of his semen and didn't leave any for her? If so, how would she punish you?
>>2918222No. It's not.If it's bad writing a fucking fanfiction, how the fuck am I supposed to handle turning my work in to an actual publisher?
>>2918237Well till now Europe is on the verge of collapsing since Italy went bankrupt.
>>2918202Sex jokes VS graphic porn.Young adult VS pre-pubescent 8 year old child.
> Mic, don’t beat yourself up about this. It happens to everyone. It even happened to Jackle back in January, if you remember. We will love you, no matter what! You did amazing and we hope you enjoy the rest of your Bronycon!
>>2918232NoHe wasn't
>>2918232The fact that Mic was ready to admit he sucked makes me wish he'd hang around here and get some criticism.Just look at the brony reaction to his post. They're all kissing his ass and saying NUUUUU U R FANTASTIC ;3It's disgusting.
>>2918238We watched the auction for a while It was horrifying, and then the stream cut out for a long time.Then the party stream started and Mic dropped his spaghetti.
>>2918158That's excellent advice except for the fact that people are absolutely terrible at thinking like that. Humans are at best when they're at play - that's why a lot of people can't live without a REPL. Having a well-maintained modular codebase is fantastic as an end result, but there's no reason you can't get there by dicking about in a console app and getting a feel for the kind of shape you want those legos to be.Also it's not very good advice for a beginner. Beginners need to code early and often. Code code code. Code until you can't code any more, then write another program. Eat, sleep, and breathe code. Just like drawing, writing or anything else you can do, the more you do it the better you get. Talent isn't natural affinity or skill, it's passion that makes you practice more than other people.
>>2918202Because that's just it, funny jokes.Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>2918232I'd be lyring if I said I hadn't cum to this and the series of UmberxMicxJackleapp pictures
>>2918174Thank you, anon. I live in Texas, however.
>>2918252>your bronycon
>>2918247What kind of stuff you want to write for real?
>>2918202>You continue on this poinless vendetta.>Why don't people share my opinion, fuccking circlejerk.
>>2918189>>2918193>>2918210Would you be fast enough to clean him off before another stallion pushed him out of the way and pinning you down, aiming at a part of your body that hasn't been coated yet?
>>2918265>Tex lives in TexasWHAT A TWEEEST
>>2918237Enough to feed Africa.>>2918203Because she is. I would cuddle with her if I could.
>>2918268Knighty was right, they should just rename it MicCon.
>>2918232Wait, shit, Eurobeat performed?What'd he sing?Was he playing his keytar?
>>2918260True. I started in middle school and did it nearly every day, since the library would simply check out calculators. I spent nearly six years doing that, and ended up pretty damn good at writing algorithms.
>>2918248maybe italy can be saved with all the spaghetti! and maybe they can build muslim proof walls with the money! i hope so, italy seems like a cool country
well at least she liked the attentionoh god she is turning into another Tara Strong
>>2918278You don't want to rush something like that, so no, I doubt I'd be fast enough
>>2917361does anyone know where that speech thing is from? I quite enjoy it
>>2918265Happy birthday.It is dangerous to go one year older.Take this.>
>>2918286They made him sing the remixed Discord song.
>>2918203>>2918283>that feel when she's shared by Carrot Top and Lyra
>tara is probably here right now
>>2918295Dead Flag Blues
>>2918296>FilenameWhy I laugh
>>2918297aw
>>2918237http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAHTvuaZ8z8&feature=player_detailpage#t=25sRidiculous amounts of spaghetti were dropped
>>2918297He was better than any other live singer.
Damn I'm slow.>>2916018>>2916036>sharing bonbons with Golden Harvest>Lyra and Golden Harvest spitroasting bonbon with straponsFUND IT
>>2918298What?
>>2918254>The fact that Mic was ready to admit he sucked makes me wish he'd hang around here and get some criticism.I don't see that happening in the impossible event that Mic showed up here. At this point the response would probably just be as unhelpfully caustic as his fans are currently unhelpfully coddling.
>>2918278>fail to keep up>eventually surrounded by stallions with cum-coated cocks, your entire body soaked in their hot, viscous seed>they stare at you expectantly, waiting impatiently for you to get up and lick them cleanoh my
>>2918297>made him sing a remixed version of one of his songsOh god, ouch.
>>2918304>Implying she's not being railed by a bunch of bronies right now
>>2918290This is probably really bad.
>>2918290ONLY NICOLE AND TABITHA REMAINSSnips' VA was kind of adorable
>>2918297whatwhatwhatplz anondon't do this to meyou're going to kill meplz say no
>>2918290Despite the spaghetti-golem audience, that's pretty heartwarming. I'm happy for her.
>>2918260>Talent isn't natural affinity or skill - it's passionThis. This this this a thousand times this.
>>2918269Sci-Fi/fantasy shit. I've been writing some scrap short stories to try to make some sort of consistent setting, but I keep falling flat on my ass.>>2918232...is that ForeverPandering's voice?
>>2918313This>>2916018
>>2918312>in the noseOh wait that line isn't her mouth at all
>>2918325He doesn't really mind, he's cool with TLT about it.It's still shitty but he's just that chill of a dude.
>>2918290>Rockstar gets young sluts>She gets overweight autistspoor girl
>>2918311Too bad they had shitty microphones.The laser lightshow was awesomely terribleHoly shit that was great.
>>2918246I... I don't know. On one hand, I could be a very effective contraceptive, if that's what she wanted, but knowing her, she probably wants every last drop to herself, and as strong a personality as she has, she wouldn't let me off the hook for something like that.The worst thing I can think of, and I really, really hope it wouldn't come to that, would bepushing me back out.
>>2918331I never YOU in a LONG time. Where have you been?
If mlpg has a meetup we'll have to reserve a table for Tarait will have no chairs
>>2918312WELL SHIT THAT WAS QUICK.
>>2918324Andrea is still cool
>>2918312why isnt this picture loading?I NEED IT
>>2918337>Canon Golden Harvest>Nick name Carrot top
>>2918334I thought it was Pandering too.
Yo, I've been gone all week, can anyone catch me up on this MicTheMicrophone business? Apparently something went down and I missed it.
>>2918357he beefed it
>>2918351Yeah but she's FS in real lifePoor girl
>>2918346SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>2918346>MLPG meetup>Tabitha shows upThat would be the best thing.
>>2918344Oh I'm still always here, I just post anon because I don't really contribute anythingI'm practicing my writing though, I made a personal blog
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZUSbAwa2o
>>2918357The fandom's new Seth is a giant faggot and beefed it.
>>2918357He got schooled by Euro, and fucked up one of the songs he was doing.
>>2918367>speaks entirely in uncommon metaphors>nobody can understand what she says
>>2918362Which means?
>>2918334I see.I might write some fan fic to practice writting short stories.But judging from my scriptwriting experience it is very hard to translate the show's visual style to prose.
>>2918354Fucking Hasbro pandering to the fans.I hope the BBC shuts them down for the doctor quote.
>>2918380Says darling every 6 words
Is anyone from the D&D quest threads here?I have some char. concepts for that Manehattan Noire game I wanted to bounce off you.
>>2918367>Faust shows upWe all lounge around on couches and beanbags and watch the Iron Giant and Cats dont Dance.
>>2918381he fucked upbecause he's terrible at everything
>>2918291>>2918316>you stumbled into Ponyville while the mares were in estrus>your plan to hang out with the beta males backfired horribly>non of them will actually fuck you, because fucking something other than a pony is disgusting, but they have no problem holding you down and fantasizing>you are covered in so much semen that you can hardly move>the ones that want you to clean them off have to stand over you, but that just makes them even dirtier>you can feel it becoming harder and harder to move as the cum dries
>>2918290>>2918321>>2918324>>2918331>>2918341> tfw Nicole Oliver is the only one who is cold to all the attention and acts practically like Celestia herefuck, I always loved her character and now i rally adore and respect the VA
>>2918363She actually came over to JJ's table yesterday morning to say hi and how she was a big fan of his art
>>2918391Yesss.So chill.
>>2918346I imagine a mlpg meetup would just be like, 20 dudes, beer, pizza and some shitty multiplayer video or tabletop gameswe'd probably talk about our own threads more than the show too
I remember that someone asked me to draw Celestia.
>>2918387Is it a quote? I don't watch it so I don't know.
>>2918391Man I want to watch iron giant again
>>2918387That's not how copyright works, anon-kun~
>>2918395>hate attention>people love you for it
>>2918400God, I love your lines
>>2918391>Fetishfags fuck the beanbags pretending that they are fat ponies>one of them fucks a hole in his bag and crawls into it>everyone wants him to come out>"never"
>>2918389They have a thread in the submarine.
>>2918377Nigga got told? Can I gets some details?
>>2918400>more pretty wingsyisss
>>2918400And it's a very pretty Celestia indeed.
>>2918393Oh, hello, boner. Didn't notice you there.
>>2918401http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY_Ry8J_jdw
>>2918400That's a very pretty Princess, Japanon. Good to see you again, by the way. It's been a while.
>>2918405Tell that to the BBC.They jumped down a guys throat because he put an hourglass on a shoe.
>>2918400Selestia
eemm, what is this?http://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/219250780664905728/photo/1
i was seriously considering going to the Seattle brony convention but after see this i am having doubts.
>>2918312Imagine how good it must feel to have that boxy marshmallow snout scrunched around your cock.
>>2918396The best thing would be if she didn't know he drew pornher reaction would be priceless
>>2918421wasn't he in the stream with us?
>>2918426A wine tasting?
>>2918343If you begged hard enough she would agree to let you stay, but only if you stopped being so greedy. You can only use your mouth and you have to spit.
>>2918395She wasn't exactly "cold," but she clearly wasn't into it as much as some of the others.
>>2918411One of the guys I'm rooming with will be wearing a shirt with this on it tomorrow
>>2918426tara strong with one of her tricks?
>>2918426Scripts
>>2918426>http://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/219250780664905728/photo/1Tara and Meghan getting wasted after a day of bronies.
>>2918398>mlpg meetup>we decide to have a LARPWe decide on a tribes larp and spend the evening rolling down hills and screaming SHAZBOT
>>2918415see >>2918152>>2917877
>>2918435I was not in the stream, so not seeing him in a while holds true for me.
>>2918443>too detailed? Yes but I love the marecunt.
>>2918382There's also the characters.Remember, you didn't create or develop them, so you only know them from the audience perspective. The people writing the show know very well how each individual pony ticks, something that doesn't always catch on with the audience. That's why in fanfics, characters tend to be extremely exaggerated versions of themselves.
>>2918443The show doesn't show the hooves.
>>2918428but isn't tabitha going?gabe might even be there
>>2918413That actually sounds comfy as fuck, sleeping INSIDE the beanbag.
>>2918443Too detailed. Too skinny.
>>2918398>beerIs the pizza sauer kraut and onionIf so I'm in
>>2918393>>2918291>>2918316>>2918278>>2918189>>2918156>>2918107thats the MLPG i love
>>2918414Link?
>>2918422Going up against people is easy. Anyone with money can do that, because threat of legal action scares most people away.But against a corporation with legions of attorneys on retainer? A corporation based in what is easily the most litigious nation on Earth? Threats don't work.
>>2918468>snore>choke on styrofoam beans
>>2918400That is a pretty Celestia right there, Japanon. Love the wings.
>>2918478http://mlpg.co/co/index.html they use the quesy board. What happened with Aspirtant guys?
>>2918413I'm laughing for real right now.
>>2918424oh shit, it's awkwardI just fix it.
Is there some good Pinkie's fapfic?
>>2918443a little, contrasts really poorly with more toony regular pone face.other than that pretty good.>>2918483also what he said.
All the rage at the autism of bronycon has led to some great chill discussion/sexytimes now.We need more autism.
>>2918494Great!
>>2918438>get a mouthfull of hot, fresh pony semen>turn around inside her>press your lips against her quivering cervix and push it all out inside her womb
>>2918481Well you leave your head out of the hole, what the fuck man.You'll end up suffocating if you leave your head inside or something.
>>2918507Are we going to have to make room for a babby pone?
>>2918460You have to think with the heads of the character and see their world trough their eyes.I tried reading fanfics a few times but the amount of grimderp and porn simply made me give up along with the fact that everybody tries to emulate the 19th century romantic literature by adding adjectives and words out of a dictionary.
>>2918502>tfw when we all collectively dislike something we get all our hate out and we are more chill and civil
>>2918502I know, right?I just wish we could talk about Gilda's sweaty cunt or Celestia's ass.
>>2918502No. More chill.
>>2918520>Gilda's sweaty cuntunf
>$350anyone know megasweets tumblr, i want to see what other prints he was selling.
>>2918526HAHAHAHA
>>2918438Well... If that's what it took, I'd agree, but then I couldn't even use my throat. Sure, I could still tongue their tip, enjoy their taste... Their texture... But I'd miss feeling so full...I just have to remember my place. That's her cum. She should have as much of it as she wants.
>>2918520>gilda will never hold your face against her vagina using her powerful thigh muscles
>>2918419>the stallions are upset that you can't clean them, but when they see you struggling to move under their drying spunk they laugh at how pathetic you are>their laughter stops when they realize that the stuff on your face is hardening too>thinking quick to avoid a murder charge, they grab the smallest stallion in their group and force him to clean your face>one of them notice him dropping from his sheath while he licks you and pins him down next to you>after the remaining stallions have had several turns with him he is stuck next to you on the ground>you clean his face without any prodding>one of them produces a can of green paint and several brushes>a few hours later some guards find the two of you bound with green gunk>changelings are blamed and the two of you each get a week's paid leave from work to recuperate
>>2918520>>2918527Would gilda shove her sweaty cunt in your face after she won a half marathon, her leftover adrenaline translating into a libido on overdrive?
>>2918398I'd probably bring a green pen and some scratch paper and waste my time writing >feel requests
So /co/, how much would you pay for a BD release of S1-3 with extras like behind the scene footage of recording sessions, episode commentary from writers, VAs (on and off character), a full score + vocal songs release including the proper CMC song and a completed AKR Smile song, and episode animatics?
>>2918526They should glue feathers on his face and write "Catbird" on his cock
>>2918450>I AM THE GREATEST>NO. I AM THE GREATEST>NAH!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ivILjzDIkc
>>2918534That thing in the back almost looks like its just on printer paper
>>2918513Or you could get a snorkel.
>>2918538Close...>>2918542DING DING DINGERECTION
>>2918469>>2918483>>2918501Noted, thanks again. The hooves were my biggest concern. Won't post again til entirely finished.
>>2918537>>2918538>>2918539>>2918542>four straight posts of sexy timesnever change, hiatus MLPG.
>>2918548[VGN][VGTG]
>>2918550Hahahhahahaha.
There will never be a pony ep in the style of samurai jack where the mane six is sent into the future where evil reigns.
>>2918557Not on your life, anon.
>>291855010/10
>>2918556No man, post away. We're in the midst of chill sexytimes.I look forward to your progress.
>>2918550heheheheh
>>2918516>>2918537Who's to say all that spunk isn't doing something to your body?
>>2918400I was asking for her, thank you very much, Jap.(I quit the stream right after you, btw, after VA panel)
>>2918545Seriously? $60-80 or so, but I'm cheap.
>>2918548>>2918558[VGQ]
>>2918552They all are.
>>2918571Uh oh
>>2918563>implying they don't already live in a horrible dystopian future under an evil dictator
>>2918520What's this about Celestia's ass?
I love you guys./co/ really is love!
>>2918591Oh, shit, February 2011 is back.I missed you, man.
cloaca griffon talons Gilda
>>2918592it is big and firmany other questions?
I use linux and have a shitty computer so i never played tribeswhat do these \[V[A-Z]]\] things mean
>>2918400>>2918494Draw some light smut with her, please
>>2918538>she will never tease your urethra with a talon
>>2918586pls dont tell me these things anon
>>2918593That's the magic of being chill, bro.
>>2918602Regular expressions
>>2918599He's passed out. It won't work.
>>2918592Well it's big, firm, warm, and so very nice to play with.I would like to talk about how you could play with it.
>>2918591Dammit, I just done forgetting Celestia as a dictator.
>>2918550>OC Pony>Stromboli>Works at Mom's Spaghetti HouseHoly shit my sides
>>2918603>light smutYou could probably have chosen better phrasing
>>2918604>soundingpls no. The other sexytimes is already doing genitalvore, one of the other things on that relatively short list of things MLPG likes that I don't.
>>2918581[VGN][VGTG][VGTG][VGTG]Flood protection: You must wait 10 seconds before posting another message
>>2918611Tribes has its own regex engine?
>>2918604pls anon, plsI love that, but it's too extreme for right now.
>>2918542>>2918555>"Do a good job cleaning me up, dweeb... and you can help me unwind, too."
>>2918576>>2918545About the same. It sucks we'll probably never see that Score/Vocal songs CD released. William hardly ge any credit for his work.
>>2918591>implying she is evilI have nothing against dictators.
>>2918602[VGN] = No[VGTG] = I am the greatest[VGQ] = Quiet
>>2918639now THERE'S the right direction!
Chill sexy MLPG is best MLPGI wish we could be like this forever. I'd never be able to leave, not even for a moment.
Could I fork PonyKart if I wanted to?
>>2918604>she will never lightly drag the sharp tip of her beak down your chest while you frantically thrust your hard erection between her feathered breasts
>>2918647[VGS] = Shazbotthose are really the only ones you need to knowSeriously when the fuck will they add "Get the fuck out of the generator room goddammit!"
>>2918602[VGTB][VGTA]
>>2918656>her letting that... thing anywhere near her body
>>2918232does anyone have a link to a video of the performances?
>>2918600Why do fools fall 8n love?
>>2918658Still as repulsive as the first day I saw it.
>>2918652normally I like chill >feely MLPGbut chill sexy MLPG is nice too
>>2918620Whatever it is properly called. Japanon draws such stuff adorable.
>>2918630What. pls no
>>2918652Me too, buddy. It'd be like old times.No rage, no shitposting, just chill, calm waifufagging and sexytime.
>>2918545>Commentary from VAs on characterThat alone is worth all of my money. But just to put a price on it, I'd pay 100$
>>2918671define n.
https://twitter.com/Fyre_flye/status/219258912900255744someone should make a gif of that scene from the simpsons episode where Homer is the leader of the stonecutters and he is abusing is power making everyone kneel before him everytime he appears on stage and put Lauren as Homer
>>2918658I just love that so many artists give Rarity genital piercings. It's hilarious and hot
>>2918658>Fluttershy>Not crawling with ticksImmersion broken
>>2918632Tribes have a voice command system ingame. Useful for interacting with your teams on whats what.http://www.tribesascendwiki.com/Voice_Game_System
>>2918589>mares are born with ovaries, but without eggs>to reproduce a mare must either convince, trick, or force a sapient creature to climb inside her vagina>this is typically only done to nonponies, but it can also be a punishment for heinous crimes>it's claimed that they will also hunt down ponies that are considered weak or a disappointment to the pony species and do the same to them
>>2918677... Cheesecake?
>>2918658disgusting. the worst part is people like this so he drew more.why???????????
>>2918656>TitjobUNFUNFMOTHERFUCKING UNF
>>2918658>pinkie snots: confetti>pinkies sexual fluids: confettiare her blood, pee, saliva and gastric juices also made of confetti?
>>2918669
>>2918682>Calm waifufaggingWell, /co/?Tell me about her.
>>2918695What.
>>2918693[VGS]
>>2918704Yes.
>>2918705What is Hom?
>>2918658the only thing I like here is rainbowpatch.
>>2918707She's a magical girlAlso she has no head
>>2918658>Rarity's not gapingly stretched out and open
>>2918712Heroes of...nevermind
jesus, /co/ really is loveWHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY MLPG?!
>>2918709Is that a parody of mega milk?
>>2918711that... that cant be healthy doctor...
>>2918674>a chill, relaxing, very casual blowjob from your favorite pony>you two were just laying on the couch, taking it easy and making out>you close your eyes as she goes down on you, your hand sliding through her mane>after she swallows, you two snuggle and fall asleep in each other's arms
>>2918721we chill breh
>>2918707Any time [a certain song] comes on the radio I think about her.
>>2918658Oh hey, there's that image again do you think if the wind is right, AJ's vagina whistles MLPG?
>>2918539>the next day half of them show up at your house and apologize for how they behaved>they were pent up, but it's out of their system now and they want to make it up to you>how about a day of drinking and watching sports>while taking you to the bar that cut through a back alley>you can see the stallion from yesterday glued to the ground, and the others surrounding him>uh-oh
>>2918550>>2918550http://vocaroo.com/i/s0enoMu2ZHLG
>>2918737I gagged.
> Laurenfaust @Fyre_flye > How many times are you all going to make cry this weekend?you will never comfort Lauren Faust ;_;
More gilda plspls
>>2918707I love her so much. She's so easygoing and caring, and she's great with animals. I love her mane, I love her wings, and I love how shy she is. Most of all, I love her smile.God, I'd never, ever get bored of making her smile.
>>2918658What would Snails' vagina look like?
>>2918737she probably plays harmonica with it after a hard days work
>>2918732stop that retard
>>2918694I don't give a fuck, I'd crawl up inside a mare vagina.I wish to be the little filly.
>Just watched the new ep of Friendship is WitchcraftThat was disappointing
>>2918694Wait...What's going to happen?
>>2918761Like the entire serie.
>>2918761I thought it was funny.Of course, when I'm this tired, EVERYTHING is funny.
>>2918732Whenever I read these I humanize them.Intimacy would be physically awkward with a quadruped. I'm a giant bald bipedal thing that looks vaguely like squidward, she's a small hairy quadrupedal thing that looks vaguely like my pet cat.
>>2918732>selfishi'll take a slow, lazy, gradual hour of 69ing building up to a crushing mutual orgasm, leaving us both gasping for breath and clutching eachother in a tight embrace until we simultaneously drift off to sleep thanks bro
>>2918732>She kisses you>She didn't actually swallow>before you can react, she transfers the wad, pinches your nose she's a unicorn, or it's hoofgrip on some shit. bear with me and forces you to swallow>she giggles at the cute face you makey/n
>>2918761I stopped at the luna one, just couldnt get through it
>>2918732>armsugh, this is an anthro greentxt isnt it.godammit nanaki.
>>2918669I am working hard to beat the odds.
>>2918772ygod y
>>2918761Really? I thought the whole thing was pretty goodDid you not enjoy Pinkie's Song?
>>2918742dafuq
>>2918761I thought it wasn't as strong as some of the other stuff they've done, and I feel like they may have rushed it to meet bronyconBut I enjoyed it nonetheless.
>>2918769Hey, I'm a giant bald bipedal thing that looks vaguely like squidward tooWe should meet up and do bald biped things with our handsIt would be awesome
>>2918769>awkward>a giant bald bipedal thing that looks vaguely like squidwardDamn, even sex with other PEOPLE must be awkward.
>>2918732Not interested.I just want nonsexual cuddles, maybe with a transition into sleep.
>>2918759>you grow up into a pretty mare>while out walking through the wilderness you happen across the spot where you first appeared in Equestria>there is a bright flash of light and a human crashes into the ground>after you help him up he complements your mane and starts scratching your ears
>>2918761i have been meaning to watch the entire series just so can understand the new brony memes, i just havnt gotten around to it, it doesnt seem very interesting.
>>2918791The songs are always good, Griff is really talented. But everything else was so lackluster
>>2918707She's pink and cute and soft and warm and kind and funny and friendly and sweet-smelling and I love her very much despite the fact that she is of a different world and we can only meet in my dreams.
>>2918774Lunar Slander was kind of bad, but you should give Cherry Bomb a chance. It's pretty good!
>tfw bored
>>2918787I didn't have any more planned, but it's good to know at least someone in MLPG likes forced snowballing.
>>2918809fair enough
>tfw July in one minute
>>2918802shut up im handsome as fuckglorious aryan genes
>>2918720Oh, vidya.
>>2918809fuck off tiara, you are only saying that because you worked on it
>>2918815Well, >forced, but still.
>>2918810That really should be BRRT
>>2918820It's already July. Stop living in the past.
>>2918807Oh come on. Don't tell me you didn't crack a smile at the ending.
>derpibooru
Will we see Anthology 2 tomorrow? I enjoyed the hell out of the first one. Specially the intro.
>>2918828He worked on both.
>buy apples from Applejack>take them home and cut them into slices>put them in an airtight container along with a small chunk of dry ice>seal the container and leave overnight in the fridgeWhich pony would most enjoy carbonated fruit?
>>2918779Well it actually wasn't.But I guess you can interpret it that way if you'd like.
>>2918820>tfw July for 3 hours
>>2918839Herped so hard you derped
>>2918804Circle of life.
>>2918820holy shit, where the fuck did the past 6 months of my life go.
>>2918807I really like Jessy's ? voice work.It's ever so slightly off-model in a way that makes the characters work and not seem like horrifying abominations doing things they shouldn't.
>>2918845>>2918837>tfw Californian
>>2918494haha nope i'm keeping selestia!out of endearment of course, japanon
>>2918843That's a thing? Holy crap I must try this.
>>2918836
>>2918860my nigga
How would a pony puzzle game work?
>>2918836It only goes BRRRRT when they shootor when they orgasm
>>2918838SOOOOOOPERRRR MANNNNNN
>>2918845>"Haha where are you living? Out in the middle of the At-">Look at clockOh shit it's 2am
>>2918764You are either going to be a pretty filly or a handsome colt. The amount of semen you ingest while in her womb, and how you ingest it, will determine which gender you are born as. No I won't tell you which does what.
>>2918838If by ending you mean Raincloud then no, they could have played it into a really good iron giant parody but I was so rushed
>>2918840Yeah, the PMV Panel starts at 8:00 and that's when they're showing Ponies 2
>>2918867
>>2918877If I drink enough can I become a pretty futa mare?
>>2918873Can you even have sex with a plane horse?
>>2918804>make friends>pump vulva>see if he'll play with me
>>2918872I fucking hate getting the wrong z block in tetris. Pisses me off to no end
>4chan shitting itself again
>>2918686https://twitter.com/#!/DoodlestheGreatwhat the fuck is going on here. it's the nesquick rabbit but as a genie?
>>2918867don't make me say it.
>>2918873Same thing
>>2918877Trouble at the grocery store
>not putting it on top of the blue upside down T block to complete line 2shiggy diggy
>>2918891of course notthey're sentient aircraftlike Yukikazeof course, that doesn't mean they can't feel love
>>2918898Oh good it's not just me
Could someone do a reading of this so that I can animate it quickly? Preferably a very serious or somewhat goofy voice, mic (the mic, hur hur) quality doesn't matter as much.http://mikey1000.deviantart.com/art/fluttermac-fanfic-1-311311064I need something as stupid as this to break my animation block, shut up.Also shit I posted this to the old thread for some reason at first
>>2918891Sure, there's nothing special about them.
>>2918836But that's not the joke anon.It's from a two panel comic.Airliner goes 'bleh' at Blitz and Blitz responds going 'bleh' at her, except her version is a bit more deadly.
>plane poniesPlane pones partying at Oshkosh.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKU0uQki5Dc
>Transformation, cock/semen obsession, genital voreuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
>>2918914Diamond faggot.
>>2918815How about reverse forced snowballing? You eat her out and catch as much as you can in your mouth, then kiss her.
>>2918891Well, fanfiction has taught me that you can have sex with an A-10, so I imagine an A-10 plane wouldn't be much different, just horsier
>>2918914What kind of boy wears a tiara?
>>2918877Well... Um...I'd like to... No... No. It's not my decision.I don't want to take any more of her cum. I don't want to upset her. I'll just keep giving it back to her and hope for the best.
>>2918927I'm having problems as well
>>2918872Puzzle Bubble? or Super Puzzle Fighter.Speaking of pone vidya, how was the panel?
>>2918904Your waifu is not even a proper plane.>>2918888Oh you
>>2918932First panel where?
>>2918914Oh you.
>>2918914HAHAOH FUCK
>>2918929I can give it a shot... lemme see.
>server maintenance for several hours>4chan still gets fucked in the middle of the day>4chan still goes every night like clockworkHoly shit, moot. Get it together.
>>2918948There was a panel? Link
>>2918941The kind I like to stick my dick in
Would you give bellyrubs to this pone?
>>2918929>shipping
>>2918956>MrVacBob>php
>>2918940meant a-10 plane pony wouldn't be much different*
She has a pretty dress too, btw
>>2918962Yes.
>>29189292long4me
>>2918962I'd give something to her.
>>2918929Its a masterpiece. It would sell millions.
>>2918932Yeah, I know, I've seen it. But it just feels wrong to see a GAU without it going BRRRRT
>>2918949>A-10>not a proper planewhere can I get some of what YOU'RE smoking?in all seriousness though; I respect your choice in plane waifus
>>2918914What FemSnails doesn't know is that DT is projecting here. He has had nothing but bananas since he found out you could use the peels. Later in life, he'll finally come out of the closet thanks to his boyfriend, Silver Spooner, who wears the pants in the relationship.
>>2918806The early ones are great and the later ones have momentsThe songs are all around good too
>that music on Rose's tumblrShe's really into the whole "spaghetti" meme.
>>2918962She looks like she's made of plastic
>>2918962That looks like a very rubbable pone.
>>2918979Mhmhm.Define somethingIn details
>>2918872the puzzles would look like pixelated versions of this>>2918779
>>2918941>What kind of boy wears a tiara?IT'S A CROWN NOT A TIARA.
>>2918986She should play the emenem one.
>>2918988This. It's too slugbox-esque
>>2918753>Gilda comes home, visibly limping, with sweat matting down her short fur >"Bed. Now." she says flatly, stomping into the bedroom>You smile; a rough day.>Eager to please, you follow her>Her strong talons push you back onto the bed and she nips you on the lips, the closest thing to a kiss you're gonna get>She raises her face slightly and gives you a sultry look, her hot breath rolling over your mouth>"Close your eyes, anon...">You do so, and feel the bed shift and creak as she finds purchase>A bead of warm liquid hits your forehead>"You can open them, dork.">Her sopping wet pussy is right over your facewat do
>>2918984>What FemSnails doesn't know is that DT is projecting herewell be that as it may she IS buying a boyfriend~
>>2918962Yeah, sure, why not.It's not like it's every day that you get to rub pony bellies. Who gives a shit if it's a shitty OC?
>>2918962I would give her my HOCKИ HeMeДЛeHHO!
>>2918984>Silver Spooner
>>2918991Belly rubs, tickles, and hot dick, not necessarily in that order, and quite potentially all at once.
>>2918997Glitter Glue knows all about tiar- crowns.
>>2918983>cute>small>angryunf
>>2918806What "brony memes"?Most of those come from the show itself.
>>2918914I am trying to figure out how Femsnails fucking a banana is in any way related to how much semen one should inject to be a filly or a colt.All of the results are hilarious.
>>2919018gotta love that tsundere
>>2919018>smallShe's at least as big as you in any headcanon I've seen.
>google slugbox>deviantart linkFUCKWHY DOES THIS EXIST
i didn't wanna go to bedand i didn't wanna stay awake
>>2918983An A-10 technically is not a plane.It is a flying gun.
>>2919007man, doesn't she know rule #1? Don't put in anything that's not either part of the human body or designed to go in there.
>>2919029You want to say that to her face?
>>2919004Dig in!
>>2919030Toothbrush covers make okay dildos.
>>2919029It's a plane strapped to a gun, if I recall.
>>2919030>implying if you had a vagina you wouldn't stuff it full of everything imaginable
>stayed up until 5 in the morning ponying and working on an article for a Minecraft mod wikiDoes this mean I'm acoustic?
>>2919024>MLPG>Liking tsundere characters.When the fuck did this happen?
>>2918991Not that guy, but I'd probably start by pushing her forelegs down to her side. I kiss her mouth, then her nose, then work my way up to her horn. She'd breathe in the masculine scent of my chest as I slowly lapped at her horn, the metallic taste of electricity sharp on my tongue. After a while one this, once she's good and aroused, I'd disrobe the rest of the way and pic related
>>2919027Slugbox doesn't actually draw ponies any more, he was just cashing in on the craze.
>>2919028>that feel
>>2919026b17 pony and Airliner are bigger ponies.
>MicTheMicrophone >Anything other than egotistical and talentless ( no Fimfiction hasn't been hacked, just felt like venting. Think of it like a drive against cancer! (You all hate cancer right?))Sorry I'm slow, but DAMN. Tomorrow's going to be fun.
>>2919029A-10 pones are flying guns that you can cuddle
>>2919042>Toothbrush covers make okay dildosYou speak of experience. Do tell.
>>2919047I dunno, manit just sort of came out of nowhere
>>2919037No, I prefer not looking like a Changeling.
>>2919011Was wondering if anyone would catch that.
>>2919054Does anyone have the moment where Eurobeat dunks Mic the Mic?
>>2919030>man, doesn't she know rule #1? Don't put in anything that's not either part of the human body or designed to go in there.>human bodyit's okay she's planning on wrapping it first anywayassuming she ever works up the courage to buy a condom
>>2919037But it's a compliment.
>>2919004Get upWalk outBarricade the doorRun like hellArrive at the bar and order some whiskeyI have seen things that no man should see
>>2919066Damn straight.
>>2918850>>2918892>you nearly loose you shit when he tells you his name is Anon>under the cover of night you lead him back to your house>you leave him in the guest bedroom, then return with a small hand-pump and a suction cup>an hour later he is pushing his way past your cervix>you make a mental note to ask mom if you were this easy>the stallion you've had your eyes on is ecstatic when you show up at his house the next morning with a bulging belly>nearly two decades later there is a knock at your door>opening it reveals your son standing next to a human>he asks if he can stay with you until his marefriend gets back from out of townwat do?
>>2919070I second this>>291906710/10
>>2919073She'd probably take it as one, anyways.>you will never light up bogies with Blitz>you will never cackle together as you strafe the enemy
>>2918929>>2918954Here you go, toots.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nAkWZv1K9f
>>2919022sorry I just wanted to reply without scrolling up and forgot to remove the link
>>2919070>>2919084I can't find the panel on youtube yet
>>2919071She is gonna get an infection.You can't just put banans anywhere you want and not expect reprocussions
>>2919053Blackbird is a fucking amazon.
>>2918539>>2918741Is being cocooned in semen not a fetish?Sorry about that then.
>>2919079What happens when the human isn't into vore?Or is the spell to go to equestria only given to vore fetishists that the human race could stand to lose
>>2919091>using a random post's quick reply to post something unrelatedmah nigga
MLPG trusts each other. There's no denying this.
When does Day 2 start?
>>2919097>You can't just put banans anywhere you want and not expect reprocussionsIf it's wrapped securely with a condom you can put all sorts of things in there safely.
>>2919077THE BARTENDER IS GILDASHE HANDED YOU A BOTTLE OF HER VAGINAL JUICES AND A HIGHBALL GLASSThe highball glass has ice in it, Gilda doesn't understand good whiskey
>>2919108I trust you
>>2919100It probably is, but it's not mine.I just want all the semen, but cocooning? eh, I could take it or leave it.Now, if the cocoon formed around everything but my holes, and was essentially another brand of bondage, I could be down for that.
>>2919091>Browsing 4chan without quick reply
>>2919108Haha, are you kidding me?I wouldn't trust any one of you fucks with anything.
>>2919108We will always have each other.
>>2919101Vore and unbirthing are similar, but vastly different fetishes. For starters, one of them doesn't often involve digestion and death.
>>2919100Far from it, I just through it was too late to respond.
whats this thing going on fimfiction with mic
>>2919101more like what happens when a loaded mare fucks a human instead
>>2919079Is it too late to say that this is getting weird?
>>2918890Well if you're mostly just drinking it then yes >>2918942Soaking in it? Your coat is so soft and shiny that all the other fillies are jealous of you.
>>2919114>down the entire highball glass in one hearty swig before shattering it against the ground>bend her over the bar>violate that toned ass
>>2919109pls respond
>>2919132Knighty is expressing his opinion. One that we generally all share.
>>2919136there's a lot of mic drama happening apparently and I don't know where any of it is happening
>>2919089Neato, thanks anon.
i liek poni
>>2919142unf
>find old banana in dumpster>immediately know what to do with it>open it>start thrusting>SPONTANEOUS GENERATION MOTHERFUCKER>millions of fruit flies swarm your dick>biting every square inch of exposed flesh of your boner>including the urethra
>>2919108I don't trust any one of you fuckers, you're all crossposting Fluffyfags, /b/readfags, EqDfags, Ponychanfags, tumblrfags, and e621/Furfadurfinittyfags.I would never trust a cross poster.
>>2919142>she wouldn't know how to respond>none of the dweebs she's dommed before have ever tried anything like this>she starts letting out very girly moans and squeakscongratulations anon, you activated her super secret sub side!
>>2919148>wejust kidding. you're 100% correct
>>2919108I trust GG
>all that chill before>it's all gone>all becuase of you fetish fucksNice going.I hope you feel proud of yourselves.You've killed the chill.
>>2919160I don't crosspost
>>2919137Nope.
>>2919050Nigga please, no eating her cherry vagina? Do you even foreplay?
>>2919158Fruit flies don't bite flesh, anon. They're fruit flies.
>>2919101He doesn't really have a chance against four ponies.>>2919137I'm sorry Tex, but my erection has threatened to kill me if I stop posting. It's a lunatic and it's not bluffing.
>>2919160Hey, I'm not any of those things!Does that mean you trust me?
>>2919124You know, for the longest time that's what kept me out of the former. They're not so far off discounting that, and neither could actually happen.All it takes is the right nudge to get over that 'fear'.
>>2919168>There was a chill here once.>It's gone now.
>>2919176yes they do
>>2919168You're the only one seeming un-chill around here, dude.
>>2919168You're the angry one. I'm still chill as fuck
>>2919168You're the only one here who isn't chill.Take a chill pill.
>>2919168Anger is the only way to salvation, spamming "we chill now" will only lead to destruction!
>>2919160>tumblrfags, and e621/FurfadurfinittyfagsWell you got me there.I was under the impression everyone in these threads were on tumblr and/or furries.
>>2919169And you're all liars too.
>>2919171She's plenty wet already from the hornjob. I assume at this point she's practically begging for it anyway
>>2919168I'm chill. Why are you not chill, anon? You should start being chill.
>>2919108i trust mlpg but not with money, any of my personal information or anything of value.
>>2919146I believe it's at 10am.
>>2919168The fetish fucks ruin everything.truly these people are worse than hitler
>>2919158
>>2919164My preferred Gilda is the Alpha version who likes other Alphas.
>>2919177>ForcedSome may like that, but fuck you sir.I just want to cuddle a fucking pony non sexually go take your unbirthing transformation sub shit to /d/ until I can find a good way to filter itIt's disgusting in several different ways
>>2919138I knew everything would turn out for the best in the end.Does that mean I could be like her one day?
>>2919182I have stuck my hand in many containers containing thousands of fruit flies and never once been bit. They couldn't hurt you if they tried.
>>2919109http://www.bronycon.org/panel-schedule/
>>2919207>we were having an awesome fetish thread>you fucks have to ruin it by starting this meta discussiongod damn it.
>>2918999added
>>2919193I fucking hate tumblr. The personalities that people adopt on tumblr arefuckingoh my godi can't eveni don'tfklfhfklskjhskfthis is an exampleThe only reason I have one is to follow pony porn artists
new thread chill thread>>2919218>>2919218>>2919218>>2919218
>>2919210Mine's the sexually abusive version that always involves very violent, bloody sex.
>>2919202Sparkler pls love me
>>2919209slut
>>2919202>"Nice night, isn't it... Skippy?"
>>2919219>we were having an awesome pony thread>you fucks have to ruin it with the most repulsive fetishes you can think ofWhy can't you be like everyone else and fuck ponies normally?
>>2919209>that pictureI wondered when it would come to this.This is wonderful.
>>2919193You thought wrong motherfucker.
>>2919212Get dunked.
>>2919138>gulp down untold gallons of hot, fresh candy pony semen>transform into pretty futa mare>pay your spunk debt back to the mare that transformed you every nightThis is a good feel.
>>2919225i actually like tumblr and use it for nonmlp and nonfandom related shit.
>>2919225>fklfhfklskjhskfI keep seeing this. What does it mean?
WHEN IS THE NEW SPAGHETTI STREAM
>>2919164everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>2919213if you get plenty of protein.
>>2919237I'm not the unbirthing people; do you hat my D/s fetish?
>>2919087That feel.
>>2919101>your son didn't choose a very subtle marefriend>she propositioned him while he was still in the living room with the rest of you, then tried to telekineticly shove him up her cunt when he said no>the next morning the four of you are injured, furniture and windows are smashed, and the human has escaped into the Everfree>a week later Zecora comes back into town with a swollen belly
>>2919177Why are you so weird anon? I just wanted butts.I only wanted butts!
>>2919251It means fklfhfklskjhskf
For some reason it feels like this general`s average age has dropped by ten years.
>>2919243>M. A. Larson>quoting FuturamaIf you're gonna steal, steal from the best.
>>2919238I was looking for an excuse to post it.On a completely related note, Smile went nuts and made one of his dump of gifs of the first episode on /wsg/
>tfw nothing is cool anymore>tfw the general never talks about my fetish for consensual, monogamous sex for pleasure between a wedded couple>tfw I'm just whining to fill up space because no one would pay attention anyway>tfw it's 3:30 in the morning and I'm going to so fuck you guys anyway.
>>2919241Everytime I see someone type get dunk I always end up saying C'MON AND JAM, AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM
>>2919221Rose you are silly.I want to you know I don't hat you.
>>2919269Summer.
>>2919118>>2919125Oh why couldn't you two have responded earlier? I have to be up earlier and can't continue this now.I had such plans for it too.
>Rose's tumblr right nowHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK MY SIDES HURT
>>2919280Link that shit nigga
>>2919291...You know, forgetting the word "bed" in that last sentence changes the meaning dramatically.
>>2919305Life is pain. Unending, horrible pain.Goddamnit.And this will never, ever come up again, will it?
>>2919314>>>/wsg/27433
>>2919329Turns out I still have about half an hour. Hold on to your dick.
>>2919353Way ahead of you.
>>2919305Get a fucking room you faggots, stop shitting up the Gen with your constant ERP shitposting.
>>2919267Then draw some butts, Tex.
>>2919345Thank you
>>2919291>talking about fetishes
>>2919345>peeps complaining about dumping gifs because content or whateverSometimes I forget that massive, pretentious anger is a problem endemic to 4chan and not just MLPG.
>>2919380Speaking of which >>2919373
>>2919362Are you >>2919118 or >>2919125? You are the only one responding so you get to pick if it goes my way or the bondage way.>>2919373If you want a room I can always go back to talking about those mares without egss.
>>2919390Fuck you.
>>2919393The latter, but the other post is very, very interesting. Go for it.
>>2919404Right back at ya, buddy.
>>2919418I'm a little tired. You say you want the bondage instead of the pile of sticky ponies?
>>2919307>I'm hoping we can just go full on fetish in ded horse and leave you nice people to pony nonsexually>Gilda will never tease you about how small your dick is and how even Mr. Cake has a bigger one>She will never decide to "do a dweeb like you a huge favor">she will never close her beak around your penis>she will never grin as your contented sigh changes to frantic whimpering when she starts to draw blood>she will never change her mind and decide instead to get you off entirely with urethral stimulation>she will never big spoon you as she fucks your dick with her talon
Draw something cute.
>>2919393I'm >>2919118 and I'm actually fine with whichever.
>>2919433I... Um...Shit...If I have to choose, then yes.
>>2919456>>2919467Bondage it is then.
>>2919438I'm into this.Do continue.
>>2919493>She "accidentally" enters at an angle, poking the extremely sensitive skin on the inside of your urethra.>it sends a shiver down your spine, which she picks up on"What's the matter, dork? afraid of a little *pain*?">she says, grabbing your tender thigh with her free claw>the stimulation is too much for you, and you start to tense up>She instantly removes her talons from you, grabbing your arms to prevent you from doing something you'd regret"Not so fast, dude.">she roughly throws you from the bed to your knees
>>2919596>7 minutesjesus christ, this is hot but my dick can't wait that long
>>2919613Another two-pump chump, huh?
>>2919613Observing anon here. Good greentext might take some time, yo. Don't be a little bitch.
>>2919626Nigger I've been casually masturbating for two hours now.It's time to end it.I appreciate the fuel, and I'm gonna finish this up in my head.
>>2919666That ain't me writing, man. Just calling you out on your impatience..
>there seems to be a stool holding up the poor stallion, and gluing his tail to his back, but the amount of half dried cum makes it hard to tell>eager to be used again you let a unicorn lift you and strip you>once that's done he lays you across the stallion's back so the two of you make an X if viewed from above>another one places a sawhorse under your chest and pelvis to keep your holes level>the pegasi go first, the slapping sound of their members audible over their flapping wings as they hover above you>the quick ones coat your back until you are part of the same glob as the stallion>the ones with endurance get in close and glue your arms and legs down, making sure that your legs are spread far enough apart first>the unicorns hit you both with a spell meant to quickly dry hair after a shower and the semen soon becomes like concrete>before the unicorns have a chance to stop them the earth ponies charge forwards>to your left you see one mount the stallion you are on top of, but his squeal is gagged by another stallion>your ass and mouth are stuffed simultaneouslyboth holes are much tighter than the pony equivalents and they finish quickly>a unicorn and some other stallion glide in easily thanks to the lubricant>it wasn't even noon when you started, but when the last one pulls out for the last time the sun is setting>the stallions plea for freedom is met with a chuckle as canteen are levitated to your mouths>while you drink the pegasi start hammering tarps into the walls of the alley>they all come back the next morning to give you two breakfastHow was it? Want me to do the other one now?
>>2919613I'll try to be less sandraker, sorry, it's hard to write this stuff with one hand, but that's the only way to get the creative and other juices flowing>She gets up and stands over you>She doesn't need to explain it>you begin to lap at her cloaca, savoring her unique flavor>She begins to grind against you, subtly directing your tongue to the appropriate spots. She knows exactly what she wants, and precisely how to get it.>her talons begin to dig in to your scalp as you feel her body tense>she spasms for a good 10 seconds, before collapsing on your face>she is panting and bathing in the afterglow>with her attentions off you, you quickly finish yourself off, spurting somewhat pathetic amounts of cum over her backside"You're... not to bad, kid. I might help you with that, next time.>>2919653>implying good>>2919626I sorta am too, at least sometimes.I didn't have to heart to finish this pure brutality or the penis to drag it out longer, sorry.
>>2919706>there seems to be a stool holding up the poor stallion, and gluing his tail to his back, but the amount of half dried cum makes it hard to tellshould be>there seems to be a stool holding up the poor stallion, and his tail looks glued to his back, but the amount of half dried cum makes it hard to tell
>>2919706It's spectacular.If you have time, and would, I'll owe you.
>>2919739Well anon, we'll have to do this another time. Just give me some warning next time so I can be patient.
>>2919739>I'll try to be less sandraker, sorry, it's hard to write this stuff with one hand, but that's the only way to get the creative and other juices flowingI thought I was the only one who inspired myself like that. Now if only it wasn't so easy to run out of inspiration before I finished the story...
>>2919755I don't do this often, you want that one anon who does everyone's fetishes 24/7. he's a god of getting people off based on their feedback, it's pretty amazing watching him work.
>Karma
>>2919767>writing fapfic without masturbatinghow would that even work? I guess that's how airport "romance" novels are written, but have you seen how horrifyingly unsexy those pieces of shit art?
>>2919745Alright.>>2919768Thanks.
>>2919768Which one?
>>2919790>it's always youI love how you lead people on. when you're on your game it's hilarious.especially when they play more coy/shy than they actually are, then it gets really cute.
>>2919830I suppose there are actually 2-3 who do it on a regular basis, but they all kind of blend together which sort of makes it more alluring, in a sense. You get a grab-bag of fetish greentext, but you're not quite sure until you open it what flavor it will be and all.
>>2919831It's not so much leading them on as it is testing the waters. If no one in the general wants what I'm selling then I'm not going to write that sort of thing. Suggestions also make things fun because I can only be so creative on my own. Every now and then I get to do something like Slutty Mare quest.
>want to try to clear the waters, but don't want to seem all clingy and jealousArgh, so frustrating...
>>2919881Hmm, anon?
>>2919899Just... Don't worry about it. Pet peeve.
>>2919916If nothing else, I'd be happy to watch you submit to your master.
>>2919929Sorry. Once I finish this semen cocoon thing I need to sleep.
>>2919929I haven't seen him in a few weeks...>>2919939Or have I?
>>2919956The only thing I've done recently was the Beer Diamond Dog thing.
>>2919968Yeah, that's sorta what I figured. I guess the last time we were even in the same thread was the night you did Sluttymare Quest, and I was involved in something else entirely while it ran.Either way, good to see you.
Test. Please don't have eaten my post.
I swear, I'm going to find and castrate moot. Bad Gateway my hairy aunt...>>2920142Thank you. I know you've probably gone to bed by now thanks to that dumb server thing, but in case you check the archive, I really appreciate you sticking it out for us.
The downtime gave me a chance to make what I hope are improvements.>the largest stallion in the group throws you to the ground next to their other victem>landing with a loud splat, your only regret is that you can't reach his member as he presses you into the white goo and start to slap himself>a stallion scrambles onto the pony next to you and gets ready to give him another coat>watching their mottled cocks rise and fall in rhythm makes you painfully hard, and as their heads flare and seed coats your bodies you let out a whimper of pain>they get off and two more stallions stand over both of you at a different angle>after them three ponies climb on top, then four, then finally there are no fewer than five stallions above you at any one time>the sight, scent, and taste is overpowering and your partner is soon begging to be covered in cum even louder than you are>his cock, covered in the semene of every stallion except his, goes ignored>too soon they have all finished and one commands the two of you to clean each other off before you suffocate>try as you might your faces cannot reach>panic starts to set to set in when a stallion roughly the same size as the one you are next to is shoved to the ground between you two>he reluctantly licks your face clean, the feeling of his rough tongue finally giving your tortured body relief, then turns to clean the other one>you are given a perfect view of his sheath and testicle, and are the first one to notice his sheath swelling larger>the second his head peaks out a large stallion presses him down on top of you two, his flaccid member becoming rigid in the blink of an eye>once they have finished with him he is stuck with his head by your legs>cont
>>2920174You're the best kind of person these threads have.
>>2920174>they simply throw in yet another stallion to clean his face>it looks like he is going to finish without being added to the pile, but first stallion breaks his head free of the goo>the stallion screeches as a snout presses into his junk, then moans when your partner starts to suck on one of his testicles>the large stallion is on him immeadietly>ten stallions later you are at the edge of the pile and watching the large stallion finish with the latest addition>he tries to climb down off the pile, but his hooves have sunk down into the slime and trapped him>he calls out for help and the four free stallions carefully climb to the top of the pile>an hour later four stallions leave the pile and go to the hardware store>the stallion running it asked why they could possibly want to paint a house that shade of greenHow was it? It's not really a standard fetish, but those are boring.
>>2920234Very fun to read, anon, thank you. Sorry your extra half hour turned into an hour and a half but I'm glad it did.
>>2920234Great, as always!Now go get some sleep. You probably need it by now.
>>2920250>>2920255Thanks, and it's good to see you too Slut.